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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

SYNOPSIS: Through Morgan
Black, iris LGHniH0 has found her
brother Queen aud her Aunt Pima.
Pima IS the most famous cOutu-
Tiere In America. aud Queen IS a
charming young man OF a tCorld
quite different from the simple sur
TOundin0s of Iris. NOI0 a unit Pima
has offered iris luxurious home
iu Neto YORK aud although Morgan
cOufesses he IOreS her. Iris Is de-
fermined to accept the Offer II
mems leaUin0 determined Aunt
Ella, gentle Uncle WilI-Gnd Nor
gan.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14
.fSPORTS \
BY JOVE IT,
NO MORE NIGHT
GAMES This WEEK

There will be no more Senior
League games until next Monday
night, which will be the opening
OF the Firemen's Convention.
The teams will strengthen
their lineup and play a five-game
series.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Mr.. Hurricane Eddie Strunk
made 81 hits while his partner.
Melvin Russell. was making 100.
On the opposing end was JOHNNY
Jumping Kirschenbaum holding
up the end of the Kirsch- Willie
Kemp side. Doe Percival is hav-
ing his trouble; he wouldn't know,
a skin if he saw same; on account
of it has been so long since he
saw any. Eddie and Mel won by
the small CD score Of s up.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

see that he had five pars Oh that
round. So it seems that Grandpa
was beaten by Daddy in media!
play as well as match play. Next
week Mr.. Sawyer will challenge
81 Curly Locks Lopez.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Mr.. Fred Ayala got his usual
90 while his boss, Mr. Bascom
GroOms, got 105. Mr.. Ammy Hew-
1T was practic.ng tn Holy Re
Lyon. while SIr. Pete Taylor vas
practieing Italian to see how much
he was going to charge Mr.. Mus
solinIsc company for patches for
ships bottoms.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14
Today's Birthdays

Branch Cabcll OF Richmond.
Va, noted author, born there. 81
years ago.
Robert l. Randolph of Chicago,
noted consulting engineer, born
there, 53 years ago.
Joseph B. Poindextersof Mon
tana. Governor OF Hawaii, born
at Canyon City. Greg. 81 years
ago.
Prof. Calvin s. Hoover of Duke
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Mr.. Grandpa Bob Showers got
a nice 90 but Mr.. Berlin Aloysius
Sawyer was making a score trat
looked like Bob SpOttswOod in dis
guise. 1t seems that Daddy GOT a
total of so hits on Is holes the
last round being 80 which LOOK
Ell like this: 454 355 445. Ana
when you look closely you will
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14
TO-DAY. the President
OF the United States throws out the
first ball and the 1856 season is on
Baseball. Its Amer1ca'S
outstanding gift to
THE aO0rId of sport

CENATORS, representatives, states
- men,judges,do doctors, Iawyers,busi-
ness men and Jimmy the Office boy
they're all out for the opening game
Thrills never TO be forgotten
perhaps home run. : or an elecn-
flying no-hit game perhaps some
callow recruit, unheard Of IN the big
time, smashing his way into the
hearts of the fans.
Baseball brings pleasure to tie
millions sVbO lEafcb II, and
rel1ardS the stars l1bo bLzT II
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Sundayschool Charlie Ketchcum
took Tim. Pittman and Handsome
Horace O'Bryant into camp by
one point which made Charlie feel
that the day was quite nice. Al
though Tins 90 was as good as
Charles, it seems that Ketch
made his putt sink while Tins
turned around to take look at
Tins putting stance, and there
fore got so excited it missed the
cup.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Judge jefferson z BruUne re-
turned yesterday afternoon frsU
Battle Greek Mich- where ~
took ms daughter. Ms Slszn =
Heating for Treatment He Re
turned IN tine for ne openInE e
the Key West County Cha
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

A good time was had by all on
Easter Sunday. Some of the reg
ulars had such a good time that
they never even saw the golf
course but still were happy. OF
those present, the following made
history (for their own postcrity) !:
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Ms J. " Mncheu entertain
ed YESTERDAY zfterno0n a. her
home. sos CzroIlne street IN
celebration Of the fourth znnlEer-
sary Of her sons bl-th- Furty n
tie guests assembled - help Va
lace make merry o. TINS hzFFy
anniversary
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Or. Ralph Arnold of Los An
geles, noted geolOGist and engi-
neer. bonn at Marshalltown Iowa.
81 years ago.
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- - -. - ~. - - ~ g
YOUTH FINDS WAY
TO IMPRESS GIRL
(By Associated Press)

(By Associated Pressl
SALINAS, Calf, April IL.
Police were mystified by
frequent thefts of a Spas
senger school bus. They al
ways found it abandoned
later.
Eventually trapped with
it, Roy Marzorini confessed
he used it to 60 calling on his
girl.
Sc was impressed by it,
he explained.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

DR.. John c. McLennan, noted
Canadian physicist, professor
emeritus of the Univ. of Toronto,
born at Ingersoll, Ont, 90 years
ago. ~
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14
TODAY'S GAMES
NATIONAL LEAGUE

MA IONAL LEAOcE
Boston at Philadelphia.
Brooklyn at New York.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati.
Chicago at st. Louis.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
St. Louis at Chicago.
Detroit at Cleveland.
New York at Washington.
Philadelphia at Boston.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Some more guys were out there
but apparently they couldn't
write.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

University, noted economist. born
at Berwick, Ill.,, 80 years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Lee Tracy, actor. born at At
lanta, Ga, IS years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

The Key West NarzI Stztion
radio equipment ships and n fart
al cuzst-Wise station the Norli
over tonight MI observe FIVE uzla-
ufes silence IN memory Of the
herOism Of operators EhO have
died Al sea
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Work on the twO-stOTy con
crete structure being erected for
Pedro Perez Romero on Duval
street between Angela and Pc
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

A great artist was greeted last
night BY n small crowd In the
auditorium Of Monroe County
High School In fact two mas
tiers in the realm Of mrsic appear
ed there last evening Sk0vEzzrd-
great Danish violiniSr and ms
wife. Alice McClung Sk0vgzard-
noted pianist. were heard Their
proram was excellent and pei
fectly rendered
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Submarine w sister ship Of
the vi, came into port yesterday
afternoon from Dry TOrtugas
where diving operations have been
conducted during the past week
There are so men and seven Of
ficers on each OF the vessel
These vessels completed 200 feet
submerged deep dives at New
London, Conn, before coming TO
Key West.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

A large quantity q Equor EaS
destroyed this morning By CTS
toms officials Al Of the EquoT
had been caught ~ different
times either on boz1s or the per-
sons Of intended sm1EEiers- Many
persons assembled a the Customs
house 20 see the stuff Destroyed
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

trOnia streets. The building Is
strictly modern IN rs architectur-
al lines, display windows and ven
tilating system. and wlI repre-
sent an outlay Of $4,000
At the regular meeting Of ROB
ert j. Perry Chapter DeE0lzy
last night in the Scottish Rite
Temple Ben Adams. Charles Z
J. Collins and Charles Z Roberts
received the majority degree Of
the order.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Mr.. William Pious Watkins
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Editorial comment New that
this Is BE Kind 70 Animals Week
newspaper men are expecting bet
ter treatment than usual for
about seven days
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

Before the end Of the present
week the new launch. Barbara
May, recently completed for
Sheriff Roland Curry, VIII be
launched. The vessel is - feet
over all with IL foot beam. and
WIS built by Robert Watkins Two
cOmmodious cabins contain eight
hunks. The framework Is Of
mahogany. The vessel Is powered
by two s. horse2owered motors
and the total cost Is $4,000.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

AT every game and wherever you 60
you will find people enjoying ChesterheIds-
Why. because ChesterheIds are Oursrznd-
ing for the pleasure they give Outstanding
for mildness =. outstanding for better taste
More and more smokers, men and lE0zzez
both, enjoy CbesfeJfeLd's pleasing taste and
aroma. .Mab popularity nEAE Be dseTTsA
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-04-14

hand on the red-headed boys shoul.
der with an effect of languid slow.
ness. and said. Hey. Dick. old kid.
Georgia wants you! Back to the
mines!"
Evening star., 1936-05-10

Parent Teacher Associations and
School Civic Leagues Friday at the
annual meeting of the federation held
in Fairfax Elementary School, She
succeeds Mrs. w. Carson Ryan of
Falls Church.
Other officers elected are:
j. E. Bauserman of Groveton, vice
president Mrs. Frank Wicker Of vi
emma, secretary; Mrs. Edna Davis of
Burke, treasurer, and Mrs. Frank
Peck of F'loris, historian.
Reports were received from the va
rious community groups throughout
the county, showing a year of un-
usual activity on their part. In the
Evening star., 1936-05-10

amount Of money raised and spent.
the Falls Church organization stood
first, reporting sl,l00.
Division Supt. w. r. Woodson COM
plimented the federation on the record
of its achievements and declared that
the future successful development Of
the local school system will depend
largely on the cooperation shown by
citizens through their school and
community groups.
Mrs. Elsie A. Davis, county elemen-
tary supervisor, likewise asserted local
organizations have done much during
the year to assist in relieving the
problem Of retardation.
Evening star., 1936-05-10

warfield H. Ellis. 20, and Ellen NJ.
Doland. IS. both of Washington; vir-
gil 1ven Snyder, 26, of Heflin, Ala,
and Gladys Viola Crum, 81, Of Takoma
Park, Md: Cecil w. Gray, 81, and
Marguerite r. Rhodes. 81, both Of
Washington; Saunders Slater King, 20,
and Irene Dorothy Hynson, 81, both
of Upperville, Va: Frank L. Monahan,
81. and Betty L. Cruise. 81, both Of
Washington.
Evening star., 1936-05-10

Rev George r. Mayes. retired min
lister Of the M. e. Church South, on
ciated at double wedding In his
home here during the week, the
couples being Miss Mary Branch
Deane and Frank Linwood Lamb.
both Of Stanardsville, Va, and Miss
Martha Sorrell Harlow and Sterling
w. Lamb, both Of Quinque, Va. The
bridegrooms are cousins. 1t was stated.
Licenses have been issued here for
the marriage Of George L. Downing,
26, Of Baltimore, and Anna r. collars,
%, Of Glen Burnie, Md; Harry
Thomas Danner, 26, and Lima Mae
Beaner, 10, both OF Lovettsville. Va;
Evening star., 1936-05-10

Woman's Memorial Society, which 70
sponsoring the celebration.
Others in the line Of parade will Ia
clude distinguished Pythian guests
Timberville Band. Confederate Vet
erans, Womans Memorial Society.
ministers, United Daughters Of Con-
federacy. Shenandoah County School
Band. Pythian Sisters. Mothers Club
and private cars. The address will be
made at the monument in st. Mat
thew's Cemetery.
Evening star., 1936-05-10
ROCKVILLE.

ROCKVILLE, Md, May o Especially
TO raise funds for planting a per-
manent Christmas tree on the ground
adjoining the Montgomery County
General Hospital. Sandy Spring, the
Young Mems Club Of st. Johns,
Olney. will sponsor a card party in
the public school at Brookeville the
night of May %, G. Willard Harvey.
chairman of the General Committee
of Arrangements. has announced. The
committee includes Ferguson, Barns
ley and Josiah j. Hutton.
Evening star., 1936-05-10
NEW MARKET BATTLE
WILL BE Celebrated
Special pispa tch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
NEW MARKET, Va, May 9.-The
sixty-second anniversary of the Bat
tie of New Market will be celebrated
here Friday, May IS, with a parade,
brief address and decoration of graves.
Mrs. William K. Price is mistress
of ceremonies, and will ride with the
speaker, Rev. w. A. Lynch. Miss
Nancy Sutherland. flower girl. and
Mrs. c. K. Clinedinst, president Of the
Evening star., 1936-05-10

In a plan to promote the national
spirit Japan's educational system is to
be reorganized and school books re-
N5ed.
Evening star., 1936-05-10

Pilgrimage to Mecca" the motion
picture. has been banned in Egypt.
Evening star., 1936-05-10
MRS. WITTIG HEADS
PIT. A. IN FAIRFAX
County Organizations Show Prog
ress in Reports at Annual
Meeting.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

epecIaI DISPATCH to The Star.
FAIRFAX, Va, May 9-Mrs. Bruno
Wittig Of Mclean, prominent in local
civic activities, was elected president
OF the Fairfax County Federation of
Evening star., 1936-05-10
7-Piece Maple Outfit

Here is a very smart ensemble for the
Summer Living Room or Recreation
Room. Consisting of Sofa and Two
Chairs with spring-filled cushions, Oc.
casional Table, Table Lamp and Shade,
Bridge Lamp and Shade and a Book
Trough End Table.
Evening star., 1936-05-10

Just what you need to furnish your
Guest Bedroom. Consists of Dresser,
Metal Bed, Steel Spring, comfortable
Mattress and Two Pillows. This is a
real outstanding value!
Evening star., 1936-05-10

s Pcs, exactly as illustrated-Consists
of handsome Studio Couch that opens
to full.size or Twin Beds, End Table,
Occasional Chair, Magazine Rack,
Table Lamp and Shade, Metal Smoker,
Occasional Table and Bridge Lamp
and Shade.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
DANNY'S HOMECOMING

XXIHEN the first Jolly sunbeams
 w came stealing through the Green Forest, Danny Meadow Mouse began to be uneasy. He was thoroughly rest ed and the dangers of the dreadful night were already forgotten. Per haps I should not say that they were forgotten, for, of course, that isn't quite true. But Danny had quite put them out of his mind. That is the way with the little people of the Green Forest and the Green Meadows. Dan gers that are past are not worth think ing about They must keep their minds clear for possible dangers to come. So Danny's thoughts were not of what he had been through, but were wholly of getting home.
 He thanked his cousin, Whitefoot, for all the latter had done for him and then climbed out of the hollow stump and once more started for the Green Meadows and home. As long as he was in the Green Forest he was anX- ious. He didn't feel at home there. He didn't know what to expect. He imagined all sorts of dangers. But the instant he reached the edge of the Green Meadows his heart became light He still had long way to go and many things might happen before he reached that snug little home and Nanny Meadow Mouse and the babies. But Danny's heart was light, for on the Green Meadows he knew just what to do and where to go. He could see Redtail the Hawk sailing round and round, high in the blue, blue sky. He knew that Redtail was watching with those wonderful eyes of his for fat Meadow Mouse. but that didn't worry Danny in the least. You see, he knew just how to keep out of sight.
 After a while he reached one of his own private little paths. The brown grass hung over it making q regular little tunnel of 1t. Danny scampered along as fast as his short legs would take him and so presently he reached his snug, safely hidden little home. The half-grown children raced out to meet him to see if he had brought them something. Inside, the babies were having an after-dinner nap. Of Nanny Meadow Mouse there was no sign. You see, Nanny was out getting her own dinner. It was while he wait ed for her that Danny began to won-
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
THE COUNTY
 FAIR
By ANNE CAMPBELL

THE apple that hung on the gnarled l brown bough And dreamed of perfection the sum
 mer through, Is wearing a blue satin ribbon now; Our Grandfather's peaches won first
 prize, too. The biggest of pumpkins, the grandest
 squash Have taken their place in the rustic
 square; And Granddad may tease and declare
 It's bosh, But Grandmother's jam won first
 prize at the fair. There are quilts with patterns so in-
 tricate, You would scarcely believe a wom-
 ans hands Could fashion a comforter delicate As the varied tints of ranbOw's
 bands. There's embroidery fine as a cobweb
 spun On rainy day in a spiders lair; And many a task that was brayely
 done Last year is now at the county fair. The pickles and pies and the cakes
 and jell, Examples of home and the kindly
 art Of women who, doing a small thing
 well, Learn to tackle life with joyous
 heart! And deeper than you and l see dis
 played Goes the evidence of their loving The symbols of beauty in homes
 they've made Are plainly in view at the county
 fair.
 Copyright-WNU Service.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
Mot1ier5C6okBook
TAPIOCA ICE CREAM

N1OW that the mechanical refriger- ator has become such an every day affair, we are learning new ways of economy in foods as well as energy. The use of quick cooking tapioca has become common in the preparation of soups, omelets, berry pies and meat loaves, but now comes the thrilling discovery of what this versatile ingre- diet can do for ice cream. With the use of tapioca, a velyety smooth cream can be made without the bother of cranking the freezer. Yet no more cream is required than for the mix ture which must be stirred.
 Simply prepare the mixture, set the control for freezing desserts and for get all about it until the freezing is complete. For those who have no me chanical refrigerator, turn the mix ture into mold, pack in ice and salt and let stand for four or five hours.
 Formerly recipes of the mousse type, with large proportion of cream have had to be used in order to get
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
DIDN'T SEE IT

The golfer stepped up to the tee and drove off. The ball sailed straight lown the farway, leaped onto the green and dived into the hole.
 "What have you suddenly gone 'raZy about:" asked the golfers wife, who was trying to learn something about the game
 Why, just made a hole in one!" yelled the golfer, d wild gleam of de- light in his eyes.
 Did you said his wife placidly. Do it again. dear. didn't see you" Stray Stories Magazine.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
Bedtime Story for Children
By THORNTON w. BURGESS

der how ever he would be able to eX plain his long absence. He suspected that Nanny would be very cross, very cross, indeed. He suspected that he was due for scoldng, such scolding as only Nanny's sharp tongue could give. He knew that he deserved it. He was glad, ever so glad to be home, but he felt most uncomfortable.
 By and by, as he sat just outside his snug little home, he heard foot steps hurrying along one of the pri- vate little paths. It was Nanny hur rying home to her babies. When she saw Danny she stopped short and stared at him as if she thought her eyes were playing her tricks. Then, instead of the sharp words he expected and knew he richly deserved, Nanny rushed to him crying, "Oh, Danny, I'm so glad! I'm so glad! l thought you were dead," And Danny Meadow Mouse knew then how great is love.
 CT. w. Burgess.-wNU Service.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11

Two old settlers, confirmed bachel- DTS, sat in the backwoods. The con versaton drfted from politics and finally got around to cooking.
 "I got one O them cookery books once, but never could do nothing with it."
 "Too much fancy work in it, eh?"
 'You've said it. Every one O them recipes began the same way: Take a clean dish and that settled me- Modern WoOdsman.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11

satisfactory results in the texture, without stirring. All cream desserts are too rich as well as costly to serve for the average housewife also are too rich for the children and adults after a heavy dinner.
 Chocolate Ice Cream.
 Take two squares of unsweetened chocolate cut into pieces, add to two cupfuls of milk in double boiler and heat. When the chocolate is melted beat with rotary beater until well blended, add three tablespoonfuls of quick cooking tapioca, one-fourth tea spoonful of salt and cook until clear and thickened, stirring frequently. Add one half cupful of sugar and four tablespOonfuls of light corn sirup; cook until all are well blended, then cool. Strain the mixture by stirring, not rubbing through fine sieve. Chill. Add two tablespoonfuls of sugar to two beaten egg whites and fold into the mixture. Add one cupful of cream whipped and two teaspoonfuls of vanilla. Tnrn into the freezing tray and freeze as rapidly as possible Three to four hours are required Lacking the refrigerator, pack in ice and salt for several hours.
 @ Western Newspaper Union.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
.ESTION BOX
 b, ED WYNN, The Perfect Fool

was over here that the prince attended an amateur performance and the prince commanded him to appear, with his saxophone, before him. Do you be- lieve him?
 Yours truly,
 CLARA KNETT. Answer: What your boy friend means is simply this: He appeared, with his saxaphone around 9 o'clock and the prince did not arrive at the performance till 10 o'clock. Therefore, he really appeared before the prince.
 e Associated Newspapers.
 WNU Service.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
Only an Intelligent Look

Porter-Where's your trunks. sir?
 Salesman-I use no trunks
 Porter-But thought you wuz one If them travelin' salesmen.
 Salesman-I am but sell brains, understand? I sell brains.
 Porter-'Scuse me, boss but you Is de furst fella that's been here who ain't carrying no samples. American Mutual Safety Bulletin.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
No Experimenting

Darling. in tender tones, he cried ''I never loved but thee" Then we must part" the maid re- died.
 No amateurs for me-"
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11

First Rcporter-l ran the "llOw To Keep From Catching Co!d' column during the winter. ing now?
 First RepOrter-ln charge of the How To Keep Cool" column.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11
Coldest Place in World

Water thrown from bucket freezes solid before 1t touches the ground in Oi-Mekon, a town in East Siberia, where the usual temperature Is minus 102 degrees Fahrenheit. This is stated to be the coldest place In the world.
The Nome daily nugget., 1936-07-11

Dear Mir. Wynn:
 We are getting up raffle for poor man in our neighborhood, and I have been asked to write to you to ask if you won't buy some chances.
 Truly yours,
 BENNY FACTOR. Answer: I don't want any chances, as I wouldn't know what to do with a poor man if I won one. Dear Mir. Wynn:
 have read a great deal lately about bigamy and bigamists. Am I not right when say If man has one wife too many he Is a bigamst?"
 Yours truly,
 DELLA WARE. Answer: You are not right. I know a man who has only one wife, and only the other day he told me that although he is married to one woman he has one wife too many; yet, you can see, he has not committed bigamy Dear Mir. Wynn:
 hear so many jokes about matrl- mony that I often wonder If any of the things I heard have any truth behind them. For instance, are all married people unhappy? Sincerely, I. RISH. Answer: No, only the men. Dear Mir. Wynn:
 I am secretary of the Ladies' h. quisitive Auxiliary, an association de- voted to looking into other peoples affairs. We need some money so have decided to give a novelty party in the Town hall. Have you ever heard of White Elephant Party? If so please describe it in detail, will you? Sincerely, SARAH TOGA CHIPS. Answer: A White Elephant Party" Is party where the ladies are SUD- posed to bring any little thing that Is around the house which they can find no use for, and yet is too good to throw away. Ladies cannot bring their husbands.