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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1936-02-10
c. A. EFROYMSON
ASSISTS JEWISH
FUND CAMP AICN
Group Hopes to Raise
$3,500,00O to Help
Race in Europe.

G. A. Efroymson, Marott Hotel,
president of the Real Silk Hosiery
Mills, has accepted an invitation to
becsne one of 40 leaders in the
United States and Canada to guide
the 1886 campaign of the National
Committee on Plan and Scope of
the Joint Distribution Campaign
for 1896.
The committee, headed by Felix
M. Warburg, New York banker and
philanthropist, expects to raise So
100000 for overseas rehabilitation
and emergency aid for Jews.
Quotas are to be assigned and
further plans discussed at a meet
ing to be called soon by Mr.. War
burg. Funds are to be used in Ger
many, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania,
Czechoslovakia, Bessarabia, Sub
Carpathia and other parts of east
ern Europe.
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MANY never
SUSPECT CAUSE
OF BACKACHES

Many sufferers relieve nagging
backache quickly. once they discover
that the real cause Of their trouble
may be tired kidneys.
The kidneys are one of Natures
chief ways of taking the acids and
waste out of the blood. II they don't
pass 8 pints a day and SO get rid Of
more than pounds of waste matter.
your Is miles Of kidney tubes may
need flushing.
II you have trouble with frequent
bladder passages with scanty amount
which often smart and burn, the Is
miles Of kidney tubes may need flush
ing out This danger signal may be-
the beginning of nagging backache.
leg pains. loss Of pep and energy, get
ting up nights, swelling, pufiness un-
der the eyes and dizziness.
Don't wait for serious trouble. Ask
your druggist for DOANS PILLS.
which have been used successfully
for over 40 years by millions of
people. They give happy relief and
win help flush out the is miles oe
kidney tubes. Get DQANS PILLS.
advertisement.
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MoRRIsIowN--Jake Gardner. 70. Sur
viyors. Sister, Mrs. MARY Johnson: half
brothers. Sam and Carrie Gardner; half
Enos. Mrs. Lolita Ruston and Mrs. Froam
Maley.
NEwcAsTLE-Mrs Joan Minyard. II.
s o9Tss n MTs cssE. knds
william and o. II. Taylor.
professionalism A. Bunnell. g.
Survivors: Widow, Minnie; son. Charles;
daughter. Mrs. orville Wear; sister, Mrs
Paul Barnard.
vivors: Alonzo and Joseph Myers; daugh-
ter. Mrs. Mary Lukens.
LEBANoN--Mrs. Mary z. Kane, g.
Survivors: Daughters, Mrs. Effie Hanley
and Mrs. zera Smith.
Miss Nellie Lewis. Survivors: Sister,
Mrs. B. c. Huckleberry.
wHITEsTowN-Hoys Hugh Neese, 80.
Survivors: Widow Minnie; daughters,
Misses Anna Louise. Betty Lou ana Rose
mary Fo ss9ef s James br a ss
Neese
BROWNSTOWN-Mrs Mary Meahl, 81.
Survivors: Sons, John, William, Louis and
George: daughters. Mrs. ]. z. Miller and
Mrs. Martin Tormoehlen.
SPENCER. e.. Chambers, 90. Sur
vivors: Widow, Louis; daughter, Mrs. Carl
Warman.
ELwooD-willism Wesley Hughes, 90.
Survivors: Sons, Prank and Roy; daugh-
ter. Mrs. Grace Bucyl; step-son, Harry
Harris.
Mrs Laura Barnum, 7s Survivors:
Sons, Earnest and Harry; daughter. Mrs.
Gertrude Anderson.
CoPE-olver Pierce, SO, farmer. Sur
vivors: Widow, Emma; sons, Frank and
Nus. Rsf MRS and Je MIs Bar
Wells; brothers, Elmer and Cornelius;
sister. Mrs. Rena Deer.
METAMoRA-Simeon Johnson. 80. Sur
yyGrs WidoW Emma Ssug a1Sir Mrs
Allen and Fred Johnson.
sCOTLAND-Mrs. Laura Davis, 40. Sur
vivors: Widower Ernest; daughters, Misses
Anna, Elinor and Bonnie; parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward Long; sisters, Mrs Florence
and Mrs. Opal Anglen; brothers. Paul,
Carl and Raleigh Davis.
MoNoN-Mrs. Rebecca Shesler, 81. Sur
vivors: Widower, u. l.. Shesler; son, Henry
Goble; brother Peter Masterson; half
brothers, Wesley and Charles Hendrick-
son.
LAPEL-Mrs Elizabeth Crosson, "a. Sur
vivors: Sons, Otto and Bernie; daughters,
Mrs Grace Colip, Misses Pearl and Kate
Crosson; sisters, Mrs. Emma Fierce and
Mrs. Lilly McClintock. tt
NOBLESVILLE-Mrs. Fannie Pickett, So.
Survivors: Widower, Omar; son. A. R.
Pickett daughters, Mrs. H. G: Suites and
Mrs Joe Baker: sister, Mrs E. L. Sopher;
half-brother, Dempsey Shaul. 81
ATLANTA-Mrs. Clarence Conoway, so.
Survivors: Widower; daughters, Miss
Glelland Osborne and Mrs. Truly Kaiser;
brothers. Joe and John w. Coppock.
CRAwFoRDsvILLE-Henry s. Jones' IS.
Survivors, Sons, Frank r. and Clark D.
Walker S. Utter, SO. Survivors: Widow,
Nettie son. Robert; daughter, Mrs. Vir-
ginia Grote
SHANNONDALE-Lewis Doty, So Sur
vivors: Widow. Clara; brother, Walter;
sister, Mrs. Nellie Gulliford.
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For Skin-ltching,
Millions Praise Zemo

Zemo relieves the itching Of Rashes
and Ringworm-soothes the irrita-
ton of Eczema, Pimples and similar
skin ailments. For Is years zemo
has been used and praised by mil
lions as a clean and dependable
remedy for family use to relieve
skin irritations. A trial will convince
you of its great merit. Zemo should be
in every home. Insist on genuine Zemo :;
it's worth the price because you get
relief. Approved by Good Housekeep-
ing Bureau, No. 4S74. 35c 60c. 81. All
druggists. acknowledgements
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For Bad Cough,
Mix This Better
Remedy, at Home
Needs No Cookingi

Needs No Cookingl Big Savingl {
You'll be pleasantly surprised when
you make up this home mixture and
try it for distressing cough. It's no
trouble to mix, and costs but a trifle,
yet it can be depended upon to give
quick and lasting relief.
Make a syrup by stirring cups of
graduated sugar and one cup of water
for few moments until dissolved. No
cooking needed. Get PA ounces Of
Pinex from any druggist, put it into a
pint bottle, and fill up with your sugar
syrup. The pint thus made gives you
four times as much cough remedy for
your money, yet it is far more effective
than ready-made medicine. Keeps per-
fectly and tastes fine.
This home-mixed remedy has a re-
markable three-fold action. 1t soothes
the irritated membranes, loosens the
phlegm, and helps clear the air pas
sages. Thus it makes breathing easy,
and let's you get restful sleep.
Pinex is a compound of Norway
Pine, in concentrated form, famous for
its effect in stopping coughs quickly.
Money refunded if it doesn't please
you in every way. --Advertisement.
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ASTHMA TREAT EkT
ON FREE TRIAL!

D. J. Lane, a druggist at 1413
Lane Building, st. Mary's, Kan,
manufactures treatment for
Asthma in which he has SO much
confidence that he sends a SIPS
bottle by mail to anyone who will
write him for it. His offer is that
he is to be paid for this bottle after
you are completely satisfied and the
one taking the treatment to be the
judge. Send your name and adj
dress Observation-Disclosures.
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Rothenberg to Speak

Morris Eothenberg. national CO.
chairman of the United Palestine
Appeal and the Council of the
Jewish Agency for Palestine, is to be
a guest of the Jewish community of
indianapolis Friday.
During his visit, Mr.. Rothenberg
is to discuss plans for settling i'll
Palestine a maximum number of
German Jews. He also is to speak
on the progress made by the Zionist
movement during the last IS years.
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te-s. Mrs. Cecil chrystler. Mrs. Ora Hill
John Paulus, Mrs. Harry Forney and Mrs.
o. G. Himebaugh.
HARTFORD CrTY-Mrs. Martha Ann
Johnson Survivors: Sons Delbert. Law
renee, Charles. Albert and DIN; daugh-
ter. Mrs. Maggie Bird: brothers. James
and G. o. Fleming; sister. Mrs. MinIie
Bocock.
vivorss 0auohter Mis- Gsorrfa scott sis
ters, Mrs. Henry Cren, Misses Jennie and
Elizabeth McClish.
JASONyILLE-Mrs William Rockey, "a.
survivors,; Widower; sons, Everett and
Edward Rocky; daughters, Mrs. Neva
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Fort Wayne Educator Dies

FORT WAYNE. Ind, Feb. 10
Funeral services for John A. Kable-
fieisch, president of Indiana Tech
nical College here, who died at
Lutheran Hospital last night, are
to be held Wednesday morning.
Death was attributed to heart dis
ease. He was SIS.
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!. U. BOARD TO OPEN
NEW BUILDING BIDS

Medical Structure at Bloomington
Estimated to Cost $472,O00.
By United Press
BLOOMINGTON, Ind, Feb. TO-
Bids on excavation work for the
new $472,000 medical building on
the Indiana University campus are
to be considered by the board of
trustees at a meeting in Indian
apolis tomorrow.
The board also is to consider re-
vised building plans submitted by
A. M. Strauss. Fort Wayne archi-
tect.
The building is to be erected at
the corner of Forest-pl and Third
st,
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Salmans and Mrs Bess Stewart: brother,
Charles Tribble: sisters. Mrs. Margaret
Honeter and Mrs. Cora Briggs.
HUNTINGTON--Charle Edward Biehl.
80. Survivors: Widow. two children, three
brothers and q sister.
M0N0QUET-Thaddius Cummings, So.
Survivors: Widow. four children, one sis
ter and four brothers.
PIERCETON-Emmett shoup, So. Sur
vivors: Widow, two children, two step
daughters and mother.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Nelson. SIS. Sur
vivors: Widow. two daughters and three
sisters.
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SCOUT TROOP IS WINS
FIRST PLACE AT RALLY
Members Defeat % Other Groups
in Senior Competition.

Honors were held today by Boy
Scout Troop 10, after their victory
Saturday night in the Senior Scout
Rally at Tomlinson Hall. Troop 70,
which made 10 points to defeat %
other troops, also captured honors
in the junior scout rally a week
earlier. Glenn Findley is scout
master.
Troop II, led by ScoutmHster
John Drehol, took second place, and
Troop 18, under leadership of
Scoutmaster Gordon Thompson,
was third.
Approximately 400 boys partici-
pated and 300 spectators attended.
The contests were feature of the
local observance of National Scout
Week, in commemoration of the
twenty-sixth anniversary of Scout
ing in America.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15
UNION TO ADJUST
 PATCHWORK RATE
Garment Workers s and Corporation Sign New
 Agreement Last Night

A new agreement between the local chapter of the International Ladies' Garment Workers and the Watertown Undergarment Corpora ton, which provides for closed shop, was signed by the members of the union last night at a meet ing in the Building Trades hall. The first contract signed last August, which affected 500 girls, did not contain the closed shop agreement.
 Following the strike in the sum- mer of 1885, at which time the en1- ployes Joined the union, the original contract was made. The new con- tract, it was announced yesterday by Bernard Schubb of New Haven state manager of the union, VIII run until July l, 1888.
 The agreement was reached af- ter several weeks of conferences be- tween union representatives and counsel for the company. The new agreement provides for a committee headed by Anna DeRita, shop chairman, and two girls from each operation to adjust piece-work rates Since The Democrat published stories of the negotiations both union members and company of- ficials have claimed violations ot agreements. Lately 1t has been charged that the company had been attempting to cut down rates and increase the number of working hours. A showdown has been anticipated for sometime.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

son, she (Mrs. Raffray) will march to the altar with Ernest Simpson.
 "There is not word of truth in it." says Mrs. Raffray who returned only few days ago from London where she visited Mrs. Simpson at her Bryanston Square apartment.
 Point seemed to be added to the rumor of a possible romance by the fact that Mrs. Raffray is separated from her husband, living at 7sO Madison avenue, while he occupies an apartment down the street at 675.
 But there will be no divorce, says Mrs. Raffray, denying that Ernest Simpson is on his way to the United States or has any intention of re- turning.
 DACK in the Baltimore days of ID 1914, a page of Wallis Warheld's diary (if there had been diary) would have read something like this:
 Monday-Luncheon at the Staff ford for Augusta Eareckson, given by her mother, Mrs. w. R. Eareck son.
 Wednesday Afternoon = Oyster roast at p. m. at Albert Graham Ober,s country place in the Green Spring Valley for his niece.
 Wednesday night-Mr. and Mrs Frederick B. Beacham's party foi Priscilla at Lehman Hall.
 Thursday-Luncheon at the Bal timore Country Club for Mary Kirk, given by her mother.
 Saturday-Trip to Norfolk, Va, to spend the weekend with Mrs. Floyd Hughes.
 WALLIS WAKEFIELD was at the
 w Lyric Theater the night fash ionable audience, gathered to see Anna Pavlowa dance, burst into "ahs" and "ohs" as Harry Lehr, be- lieved to be in Paris, Strolled down the aisle, creating more of sensa- tion than the Russian ballerina on the stage,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

a Congressional committee to testify on the strength of the navy Women suffragists paraded in Chi cago. The Supreme Court was considering the case of Harry Thaw MT. and Mrs. Vernon Castle were dancing at the New Amster- dam theater in New York. :. Thirty-five carloads of food were slowed on ships to be transported from the United States to homeless Belgians.
 And in Baltimore, Md, a slender, dark-haired, 18-year-old girl smiled and bowed prettily, attending her first real party.
 It was war-riddled December 1914, when Wallis Warf1eld today Mrs. Ernest Simpson of London made her debut at the Bachelor Cotillion, famous in Baltimore tra- ditions. Today Mrs. Simpsons shop. ping trips, the parties she gives ano those to which she goes are ol worldwide interest. Mrs. Simpson, name, appearing in the British Court Circular, exclusive journal o' the most exclusive society in tht world, starts ripples of excitement
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15
DRUGGIST LEAVES
 ESTATE TO WIDOW

The will of the late Thomas B. Carney, well-known local druggist, has been filed in probate court and admitted by Judge Dennis J. Sla- win. Most of the estate goes to MT. Carney's widow.
 A brother, William Carney, is left the drug store, and the executor, Attorney Walter Monagan is in- structed to give the brother To- year lease on the store at $50 monthly
 The residue goes to Mrs. Carney. At her death, it is to be divided equally among three brothers and a sister, Nellie Mills and James, William and Frank Carney.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

reaching rom LOnQOn 10 SnanBIla1 and Sidney.
 HOW different from that night, II Dec. 2, 1914! Baltimore's Lyric Theater, banked with palms and potted plants, had become, accord ing to newspaper report, "a bower of beauty where light and color mingled to form almost a tropical atmosphere of warmth and fullness Of life" Forty-nine debutantes were there to make their bows. Forty nine young girls, each wearing a new dress and carrying flowers tried to look serene and calm, aware the event was the most important, to date, of their brief lives.
 The band struck up 8 popular new number, q Want to Be Back in Michigan" Miss Wallis Wartield resplendant in white satin, chiffon and pearl embroidery, was whirlec into the dance on the arm of hel uncle, Major General George Bar. nett of the U. s. Marine Corps.
 It must have been a night to stii girlish Independently ths heart of Wallis Warfield.
 She hadn't had the long list o1 entertainments in her honor that most of the other debutantes mad had. She had gone to some of the afairs-not nearly as many as some of the other girls.
 When Wallis Warf1eld, along with B other debutantes, signed ar agreement to refrain from extrav- agance in entertaining" due to the war conditions abroad, there had been those to sniff knowingly and hint that Wallis had more than one reason for signing such pledge After all, her mother had kept that boarding house on Riddle Street!
 NERS. WAKEFIELD, by this time lx1 Mrs. John Freeman Rasin, Jr. was no longer taking paying guests" in her home. She had, in 1908, married John Freeman Rasin Jr., who died two years later.
 Widowed 8 second time, Mrs Basin continued her efforts to give her daughter the advantages which surely were due a girl who could trace her ancestry back to Noble Knight Pagan de Warfleld, num- bered in the forces of William the Conuueror when he crossed the Channel in 1066-to say nothing oi being a cousin of the late Edward Warfield, governor of Maryland and, on her mothers side of the family, related to Governor Mon- tague of Virginia.
 It was Wallis wealthy uncle, the late s. Davies Warfleld, president ol the Seaboard Airline Railroad, whc made it possible for her to attend Arundel school. The school, nc longer in existence, overlooked aris- tocratic Mount Vernon Place. Wallis went there four years and, while she wasn't particularly interested IT sports, did play on the basketball team.
 lnNE of her classmates was Mary lO Kirk, daughter of MT. and Mrs Henry c. Kirk, Jr. Mary Kirk made her bow in society the same nlgn' as Wallas Warfield. Later she wa to be one of the bridesmaids at Wal lis wedding. Today, as Mrs. Jacques Raffray of New York, she denies emphatically that, in the event or divorce between MT. and Mrs. Simp-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

Lucien Perrault, who is heard daily over Station WATR, singularly honored at the Franciscan Frars novtate in Greymoor, N Y Sunday evening from where the wdeyheralded Ave Maria hour heard over 55 stations weekly Lucian spectator at the broad cast with Serge Beanger when was discovered that he veteran at the mike He was asked to participate and he willingly obliged reading many of the letters which sent daily behalf of the program. He good he invited to appear another broadcast in the future Imagine, close to three million people heard Lucien last Sunday That's the official lsteningn total of the Ave Maria" hour.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

After the holidays, the social rush died away. Wallis Warfield and six other girls planned party to break the dullneSs. The invitations issued form the only unconventional note in the hitherto strictly conventional pattern of that debutante year.
 The invitations read:
 "A hen committee requests tho pleasure of your company at heh dance to be given on the evening ot January at g o'clock at the res- idence of MT. and Mrs. w. B. Clark, 1118 North Charles St."
 THERE were other coalitions, other IL parties. During the two years following her debut, Wallis Warfleld spent almost as much time in Wash ington and Philadelphia as she did in Baltimore. She went to Annap. oils to football games and dances: Each year she attended the annual ball given by Major General Bar- nett and Mrs. Barnett at their coun. try estate. Wakefield Manor, near 1 Washington. Mrs. Barnett was Wallis mothers cousin. Sometimes | Wallis went to parties given by ar1- other cousin of her mother, Mrs. Al- exander Brown of Baltimore, whose daughter married T. Suffern Taller.
 Other girls who "came out" Tn 1914 announced engagements, sent out invitations for their weddings | Wallis remained Miss Warf1eld." And then, early in 1916, she went to Florida to visit Mrs. Henry Mus teyn, whose husband was in the naval service at Pensacola. There Wallis Warf1eld met Lieut.. Earl Winfield Spencer, Jr., of Chicago, handsome, indeed, in the uniform ot naval aviator.
 Wholeheartedly, ecstatically Wallis fell in love!
 NEXT: Marriage and divorce-an- other chapter in the life of Wallis Warfield, Baltimore girl who be- came ''the most talked-of woman m | the V0rld"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

Purely personal. .. Gunther E. Mathes is proudly displaying autographed picture of ROsaind Russell which the charming Hollywood star presented him following interview yesterday afternoon before she boarded rattler for the return trip Bertha White had her first ride in Plymouth sedan the other evening" thanks to her big moment. Mir. and
 Mrs Peter Lazauskas celebrated their first wedding nversary Friday evening entertaining Frank Futile of New York; Brony Christian, Elizabeth Malesky, Mary UIevich and Albina Sylvester. Phil BrOvick will soon mddle-aisle-it with pretty Sophie susteck
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

TN 1914 there was no ink ling that the paths of King E d W ar d VIII and Mrs. Ernest Sim p s on, pie t ure d together at far fight dur ing 8 Mediter- ranean CT uiSe, W Ould cr0 SS.  King E d W a d was in uniform (left) with the British army in Ia n d CTS; she " as debutante Wallis Warfield (right). Note the hair net.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15
THE MOST TALKED-OF
WOMAN IN THE
While Mrs. Simpson Made Debut, King Edward Was Getting Baptism of Fire on Western Front;
 Traces Lineage to Knight With Norman Invasion

NTRS. ERNEST SIMPSON .. her friendship VA with King Edward VIII has made her "The Most TaIked-of Woman in the World" So Laura Lou BrOokman, novelist and staff correspondent of NEA Service, went to Baltimore to find out who Mrs. Simpson is, what her girlhOOd and background were like. She tell the story of the debhood of 'the Yankee at King Edwards Court" in this second of four articles.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15
BY LAURA LOU BROoKMAN
NEA Service Stan Correspondent

NEA Service Stan Correspondent
 BALTIMORE, Md, Oct. 15-A pale, boyish- ID looking English officer, newly arrived in the north of France war zone, signed letter to his mother, sealed it and handed it to an
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

orderly who saluted smartly, recognizing H. R. M., the Prince of Wales ..
 Three thousand miles away news- paper headlines screamed, GER MAN CRUISER FLEET DE- STROYED- TREE SHIPS SUNK ADMIRAL AND 20o0 MEN LOST" President Wilson consulted with Ambassador Herrick, home from France Assistant Secre- tary F. D. Roosevelt appeared before
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15
Change your si1nileS.

Change your smiles The fiction-writers will have to change their style of writing Those who like to say that persons and things wise owls need to brush up their ornithoogy Boy he sling the Eng 1iSh) . The owl isn't old; he isn't wise. So say the scientists and also the ornthologiss What you in agan) The owl is dumb, they claim and his tacitur- and nature also gave him eyes that work well only at night. But on the contrary the cuckoo isn't crazy and using cuckoo and crazy synonyms has founda ton in nature or in ornthology q knew I'd get this priceless gem in again) The cuckoo is the wise bird; the facts prove him that. Out in Zion National Park cuckoos flock to the park entrance to greet eastern cars because their radiators always covered with grasshop pers and other insects that the cuckoos devour The bird is also notorious for deposting it's eggs in another birds nest and allowing the foster mother to hatch out the young cuckoos cuckoooos Webster take notice
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15

Although the Earbenders "forty-fve" team was un- successful in carrying off any honors at the recent card tournament sponsored by St. Thomas Holy Manners the genial Jim Keher attorney-gene of the Washington
 Hill contingent was the lucky winner of bottle of gin hat and dozen pair of socks The hat and socks went home The gin
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-10-15
THREE LIMERICKS
BX THE MAN IN THE TOWER
Good Evening.

THREE LIMERICKS There once was a girl from Seattle A terrible gossip and tattle; She told all she knew, Sometimes false sometimes true, And bored all her friends with her prattle. A certain gent who hailed fro Minnesota Of brains he had not an iota; But the dumb chuck Played in good luck And on all the races made his quota. There once was dame name of Lizize Who was really an out and out dizzy; She liked whiskey plain But hated champagne Because 1t was much much too fzzy.
 FEM EM