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The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
JOKES

An Englishman on a visit to the
West decided to go horseback rid
ing. The hostler who was to at
tend him asked:
Hostler: "Do you prefer an En-
lish saddle or a western?"
Englishman: whats the DIFF
ference?"
Hostler: "The Western saddle
has a horn"
Englishman: 81 don't think I'll
need the horn. l don't intend to
ride in heavy traffic"
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
THOUGHTS FOR
SERIOUS MOMENTS

A smile Is the same as sunshine;
It banishes winter from the human
commemorative Hugo.
The greatest Of faults l should
say, is to be conscious of one
Carlyle.
Much of the happiness of life,
depends upon our willingness to
give up our solo, and take a part
in the chorus"
Who never walks, save where
he sees mans tracks makes no dis
coveries.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Since this is true | have an idea
that unless the Lord is ready to
wipe out the race he is not going
to permit man to develop only about
so fast along the line of destructive
war equipment. airplanes and
poison gas. If the human race had
had the knowledge it would have
wiped itself out during the last war.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Evenstad passed
through Coolidge last week en-
route to Mr.. Evenstad's new
permanent assignment at Muir
Woods National Monument, near
San Francisco.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
What We Think

We've often thought that the
worst punishment after death for
a gossip would be to send the gos-
sip to heaven. There wouldn't , be
any one there for the gossip to gos-
sip about and no one to gossip to.
IL there could be worse punish
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

l could never figure out what
right woman has to complain who
married a man whose only claim
to distinction was that he had a
good line, could dance well and
knew how to carry his liquor.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Word was received here of the
birth of baby girl, born to Mr..
and Mrs. William Keever of
Tucson. Mrs. Keever was formerly
Miss Fay Hall of Coolidge.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
INTERESTING FACTS
OF THIS AND THAT

When bullet is discharged from
a gun it begins to fall to the
ground Immediately. At no time
does it rise above the level from
which It is fired. A bullet fired
from a gun, the muzzle Of which is
four feet above the ground, only
remains in the air as long as it
would require the bullet to drop
straight from the muzzle OF the
gun to the ground.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
ment for such an individual we
can't think what it would be.

The peppiest gal in my class in
school turned out to be the sourest
old maid I ever knew. She used
to be the life of the party and never
had to sit out a single dance. Time
does some terrible things with
some of us.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

l note by my daily that two mid
western towns are turning the
Chamber of Commerce over to the
women this year. Without presum-
ing to be specific l might mention
several towns that l think should
turn the Chaimber of Commerce
over to the women. The best thing
l have seen in the average Chamber
of Commerce, saw in the Chamber
of Commerce scene in the picture
81 Married a Doctor" 1t was true
to life and not d whit overdrawn.
1t made me feel homesick for the
old home town
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Suicide is often resorted to by a
Chinaman for the sake of arriving
in the other world first and present
ing his side of an argument before
the opposition has an opportunity.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Clarence Cole, student techni-
clan in the headquarters office,
spent two days prior to July 4, in
Phoenix.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Johnson of
Florence spent Sunday with their
daughter, Mrs. J. C. Rose, South
East of Coolidge
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Mr. and Mrs. r. L. Sewell and
family. left, Monday, for California,
where they will enjoy a month va
cation.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

A Chinaman's idea of revenge is
to commit suicide on the enemy's
door step. This gives his ghost the
privilege of haunting the hated
one.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
Potpourri

According to the Bible the hairs
on your head are numbered. II the
record is kept straight it calls for
a lot Of bookkeeping at divine
headquarters.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

AS far as l can see the human
race has used it's scientific and
technical knowledge as much for
it's own destruction as it has for its
advancement and we'll being.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Miss Helen Attoway is vacation
ing in Santa Monica, California,
and is attending V. G.. L. A.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

The practice of tatooing came
from the natives of the South Sea
Islands. 1t was at one time part
of some primitive religious cere-
mony.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Most folks who get pensions are
certain they should get more.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

I've made up my mind that if ever
| am a candidate for any office
and go out and make speeches I
am not going to read them. If I
am ever done the honor of having
my picture taken in news reel
am not going to read my answers
to the questions. I'll give them as
they come to me- That's why !
like a soap box orator. He knows
what he is going to say and how
he is going to say it.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Nobody remains just the same.
You are getting a little better or a
little worse-which is it in your
case.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Sometimes a sick spell of week
or two comes as a blessing to a
busy man. 1t often happens that it
furnishes the first occasion he has
had in many months or years to do
some real thinking. There is moth
ing like laying one ones back look
ing at the ceiling with no one to
talk to until the doctor comes in
the evening, to cause a man to
think or rather give him time to
think. Many a man has changed his
whole life and business plan simply
because the opportunity to think
was forced upon him by brief sick
spell.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

The rudder used to steer the air
craft carrier Lexington, weighs
254,164 pounds or about 120 tons,
and each link in the anchor chains
weigh 1872 pounds.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10

Now and then the accused is
found guilty and sentenced before
he runs out of money.
The Coolidge examiner., 1936-07-10
The steamship Normandie carrie

a crew of 1900 men.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
IT'S TOASTED"-Y Your throot protection -ogoinst irritation against cough

For this work, one of the old resi- dents of the Yukon has already con- tributed diaries that he has kept day by day for the last 35 years.
 Education for miners, the Eski- mos and the Indians is being car ried to them through extension courses from the University and by university graduates as they pass out into the work of the Territory Of the 94 university graduates, 10 remain as residents of the Territory, one a member of its legislature, the others claimed by engineering, teaching or business professions.
 Has Big Job
 Dr. Bunnen put it this way:
 This University has mighty big job to do. The great industies of Alaska ought not to be develop ed by chance or blind leadership. The young men and women of the Northland are convinced that a practical education applied to the solution of practical problems is in the nature of large returns on small
 Taking it's place as a land grant college and the recipient of aid by Federal Acts for land grant colleges, this institution is going to be an important factor in bringing about a new order Of things on the North ern Frontier"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH HAS ELECTION, MEETING LAST NIGHT


 Election of officers was held at the annual meeting of the First Presbyterian church last night. The new officers are, Thomas Wilson, elder. Mrs. Seward Kunz and MT. John Shotter, deacon. James Clark was reelected as elder. 0 sj.a .4t.
 According to the Rev. David Wag- goner all reports showed a definite advancement in the organization S work and the treasurers of the var ious departments all reported subs- tantial balances ~
 Announcement of a new .organiza- tion for children from the ages of l2 to IA years was made. It. will be an Intermediate Christian Endeavor which has as it's president Roy Will lard. !. s.a q.
 At the close of the business meet ing social hour was held at which refreshments were served under the direction. of the Missionary Society.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
F FRENCK SHIP IS SENT DOWN
 IN COLLISION

SKEGNEoo, Lincolnshire, Eng, March 26.-After colliding with an unidentified ship, the French steam ship Boree sunk twenty miles off the coast with probable loss of nine lives
 Rescue vessels picked up thirteen survivors of the crew of twenty two men. The captain, who was among those rescued, said there was a dense fog at the time of the collision.
 The Boree, which was carrying a cargo of coal and was bound from Tyne to Caen, France, is registered at 1882 tons.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26

course in civics and mining engin- eering.
 Most of the students work their way through the university doing the same kind of work that students do elsewhere. Those studying engin- eering get good pay in summers fol work along the line of their techni- cal training.
 During the last several years, the University has engaged in and CO., operated in numerous scientific pro- jects, among them archaeological work on St. Lawrence Island, a study of the Aurora, and of terrestial mag netism and the atmosphere. Its museum is crammed with tens o1 thousands of the artifacts on prehis- toric people.
 History of Aldska Dr. .Bunnell has just undertaken the job of assembling all available data on the History of Alaska--s history that will draw loop around those turbulent days that sent mer scrambling through White Horse Pass, climbing mountains, mushine through arctic snows, following ru- mors that were edged with gold,
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
BUTLER MAURO DRUG COMPANIES SPECIAL
 SALE IS GOING BIG

With two days remaining in the Butler -Mauro Drug Company's an- naul One-Cent Sale, H R. Vaner- Leest stated today that the event is going over big, and exceeds by far the sale of year ago. The sale is in cooperation with the Rexall products, and is one of thousands now on throughout the eounry.
 The sale started Wednesday morn ing, and closes Saturday night, MT. VanderLeest said
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
CHAMBER SPONSORING
 CLEANUP CONTEST

A fire protection and spring cleanup poster contest is being sponsored by the Chamber of Com merce which will be open to al students of the Government school the Parochial school and the Jlf- neau public schools. it was an nounced at the Chamber luncheon today The contest closes April 20 Small cash prizes are being offered and the eight winning posters vii be submitted to the National Fire Protection Association Poster Con- test which closes May 8.
 Judges for the contest are V M, Mulyihill. Stanley V. Grummet and Simpson MacKinnon.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
MRS. N. l. BEERS
 HAS BRIDGE PARTY

Mrs. Nelson I. Beers entertained in her home at the Mcbride Apart ments with a charming bridge party last evening. M a a@
 Two tables of bridge were in play, prizes being won by Misses Jean Mo Donald and Barbara Vim. Refresh ments were served later in the eve ning.ne ssaep ee- 3u9p
 Those attending were: Misses Ana bel Simpson, June Dwan, Barbara Winn, Dorothy Johnson, Jean Me Donald and Louise Jeschien, and the Mesdames Arthur Adams and Don MacKinnon.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
E. M. Behyemds Co.,, Imc.
 "Juneau's Leading Department Store"

Secretary admitted. We are begin ing a most critical period of In telnational negotiations 1 feel there are latent dangers involved which are not wholly appreciated as yet. |"
 Capt. Eden admonished France also to approach the solution in a fair spirit. We can't assure peace unless the French are ready to open their mind to the problems still sep arating them from Germany" he said
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
ELKS TOURNEY EXAMINATIONS
 TO CONTINUE
Second Series of Games to Be Bowled at Elks'
 Alleys Tonight

7 The second series of games in the Elimination Tournament at the Elks Alleys will be bowled tonight, starting at 7:30 o'clock, when Team No 4, Nick Bayard, J. D. Van Alta, and R. R. Hermann, will encounter Team No. 13. John Hahn, John Me Cormick. and Bob Davlin. At 8:30 o'clock Team No. 5 A. w. Stewart, Al Lundstrom, and H. M Hollmann, will bowl against Team No. IA, F A.. Boyle. s. Wirt. and Art Bringdale; and at 9.30 Team No. 6, A. w Hen ming, A. R. Duncan, and Ed Sweum, will meet Team No. IS, M. H. Sides, Lou Hudson, and Bert Caro-.
 Last Monday evening nine of the fifty-four contending bowlers were eliminated from the tournament and nine more contestants will be removed from competition as a re- suit of the match play tonight
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
BRETON CLAIMS
 RHINE CRISIS IS
 TO BE ALLAYED
Foreign Secretary of Opin- ion Immediate War
 Is Averted

LONDON, March 26.-Capt. An thony Eden, British Foreign Sec retary, today told the House of Com mems that the Locarno Powers pro- posals to settle the Rhineland crisis has allayed immediate prospect of war moves.
 Reaffirlning Great Britains ob- legations under the Locarile Pact, he declared that Germany must make her contributions toward easing the situation.
 T do not view the future with a light heart" the British Foreign
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
STOCK PRICE GAINS SHADED,
 LATE SESSION
Re alizing in Final Hour Cuts Gains of Frac-
 tions to One Point

NEW YORK, March &C., Early general gains of fractions to one point or so were shaded or cancelled in the final hours of the Stock Mar ket session today due to late real izings it 4 .1.l-
 The final tone of the market was irregular. ,a siss fsit X 'tsf.S yeaG
 Transfers today totalled 1,960,oOO shares. s +s-s-st .j.s.nsg so
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
CLOSING PRICES TO-DAY

NEW YORK, March 26.---Closing quotation of Alaska Juneau mine stock today is 147s, American Can I19A, American Power and Light 1924 Anaconda 35ss, Bethlehem Steel 56, Curtiss Wright 7As, Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Pacific Railroad 2i4, General Motors 66%4, :, International Harvester 85, Kenne- colt 38, United States Steel 64as, Cit ies Service 5k. Pound $49S, Boeing Airplane 225s, United Aircraft 9 53s
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
REGISTRATION NOTICE

Registration of voters for the municipal election April T closes April 4. Persons who registered for the 1885 election, whether they voted or not, DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER AGAIN. Voters must report changes in address, or names, to City Clerk.
 A. w. HENNING, adv. Registration Officer.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
wEArnER CONDITIONS AT 5 A. M

A. Sika partly cloudy 29; Radovle Juneau partly cloudy 28 Skagway cloudy Anchorage clear G. Fairbanks clear IA; Nenana Springs clear Tanana clear 23; Nuao Ruby Katag clear 25 Unalakee cloudy Al Crooked TO- 7..7ts--
 WEATHER SYNOPSIS
 Low barometr prevailed this morning Alaska souheasward b2 cne at ketchkan Another Islands elsewhere metric pressure prevailed the 3074 This general pressure distribution precpa- on from the southern portion Portland also the Aeuian fair mainder
 It was much colder last the upper valleys and warmer the Boring Sea coastal
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
WELFARE BOARD MEETS

The Welfare Board held a meet ing in the Council Chambers of the Guy Hali at l:30 o'clock this after noon. Several problems were dis cussed
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
ATTENTION MOOSE

Regular meeting Friday night Moose Hall, at 8 o'clock. Initiation refreshments and entertainment All members urged to attend. adv
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
HAS FLU

Gilbert Fabre, an influenza case, entered St. Ann's Hospital last night
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
DOW. JONEs AVERAGES

The following are today's Dow, Jones averages: industrials 157.73, rails 4785, utilities 32.33
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
UNIVERSITY OF. ALASKABO0STED BY DR. BUN NELL
Tells of What Education Has Stationed d on
 Frozen Frontiers
coDyrirh. 1886. m. American Tobacco Company

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SHOP IN JUNEAU. FMSy.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26

SHOP IN JUNEAU. FIRsTi
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26
THE WEATHER
tBya the .U., s. Weather Bureau,

Forecast Juneau vicinity beginning m March 26
 Fair and continued cold tonight Friday moderate to fires cast to north
The Daily Alaska empire., 1936-03-26

Though cured" by the grower before sale, it is unsuited for use without further aging. During this aging period (which ranges in the case of Lucky Strike from F to years) important changes occur. These Mature" changes result in the partial smoothing out" of the original harsh qualities of the leaf. Our process of manufacture carries these improvements many steps further = as every Lucky Strike Cigarette exemplifes: A Light Smoke of rich, ripe bodied tobacco.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1936-02-07
xIpIINc-HIs SECOND THOUGHT

At this time of the re-reading Of many OF MP
ling's writings the following quotation may also
prove interesting tothe reading public at least the
thinking norton of the reading public. The quota
ton.
"Rudyard Kipling, whose stories and poems are
read by all the English-speakng world, tells now
in a concert hall in the city of Buffalo, ne saw I"'
Young men get two young girls drunk ana theh
lead them reeling down dark street. Mr. Ripping
has not been total abstainer, nor have his WIFI
ings commended temperance, but of that scene ne
writes:
"Then recanting previous opinion | became
nrohibitionist Better it is that man should 90
without his beer in public places and content hhi-
self with swearing at the narrow-mindness OF the
majority; better it is to poison the inside with yer!
vile temperance drinks, and to buy lager turtlVely
at back DOORS than to bring temptation to the lips
of Young fools such the four | had seen. under
stand now why the preachers rage against drink
have said "There is no harm in it, taken moderate
w. and yet my own demands for beer helped d.
rectly to send these two young girls reellng down
the street to-God alone knows what end. 1t Is
not good that we should let liquor lie before the
ewes of children, and have been fool in writing
to the contrary" -Marshville Home.
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THE NEWSPAPERS AND HISTORY

The newspaper was pictured recently by Prof. J..
E. Robinson, of Stanford University, the surest
source of information for the historian. The living
event is forever gone" Prof Robinson said, but
the newspaper is evidence that life was here.
During the past fifteen years in period of unpre-
cendented turmoil and uncertainty we have con-
stantly before eyes new kind of newspaper.
In purpose it is not new but very od-for it arises
from basic American practce-freedom of the
press. 1t is factor of increasing Importance i'll
evaluating the patterns in the public mind. Other
agencies for expression of public opinion may have
declined in Importance. The newspaper has not
Referring to "our knowledge of the past" Profess
sor Robinson declared that nowhere else is it so
wildly, so completely, so fairly, revealed, as in
the newspapers Of newspaper men he said:
"They are not propagandists and they are not cru
saders. They attempt to present the passing me-
ment with the same mpartality, the same honesty
and the same high purpose as the historian uses
many years later. Daily Press Report.
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NEWSPAPERS OPINION
CHILD LABOR

If the general assembly wants to engage in a
wise program it involves child labor it will vote
against child labor and also against the federal
child labor amendment ,
1t is one thing to be against child labor and in
favor of laws to protect the youth of the state and
another thing to favor federal amendment that is
unwise in many of its ramifications.
Unfortunately the federal amendment does not
discriminate against the wise and the folish in Law
making and if the federal amendment is passed
there is no telling what dictatorial methods will be
concocted in Washington that will throw the nation
into a confusion ten times worse than possible
in the national prohibition law that many condemn
Cd from the standpoint of federal sniping and in
reference.
Tbot child labor should be prohibited in textile
1or+s and Other industries cannot be faily doubted
That child labor should be prohibited in printing
offices newspaper plants and other shops and
stores is reasonable and wise That children should
NOT bo forcnd 70 labor anywhere all day long is
reasonable deduction.
Rnt the federal amendment does not stop with
obnses IN the matter of child labor. The amend
want offers possibilities fer some agency in Wash
motion 70 dictate every move on the part Of the
youth of the nation and 1t Is thls weakness ChaU
wakes the amendment dangerous ohe'
As a lad this writer had a newspaper lou'e io
two hours after school. Was II harmful: "eh' a.
we look back upon those days ana appreciate Inc
training those hours of paper-carryng gave u.s. anu
when he compare the benefits OF "route-worklng
and collecting" with the i'll effects OF non-drecteo
play and misunderstanding after school 1t Is mpoS-
sibe for us to enthuse over pain that TENDS 20
take from youth the splendid training that Is OF
forded them in the ''lttle merchant plan OF news
80 p
papering.
This child labor amendment is just anothef eVl-
deuce of those weakness so much emphasized ny
would-be social reformerS. Lacking experience Ill
sound thinking plus practical action these reform
ers endeavor to adopt programs that Will not pear
the sorms of time. Rock Hill $50 Herald
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BUT HE FORGOT

This has probably been going the rounds now
for some time, but it is still worth another push:
He brushed his teeth twice day-with nation
ally advertised tooth paste.
The doctor examined him twice year
He wore his rubbers when it rained.
He slept with the window open.
He stuck to diet with plenty of fresh vege-
tables
He relinquished his tonsils and traded in several
wornout glands
He golfed-but never more than Is holes at a
time.
He got at least eight hours sleep every night.
He never smoked, drank nor lost his temper
He did his daily dozen daily.
He was all set to live to be 100.
The funeral will be next Wednesday. He is sur
vived by IS specialists four health institutes, SIX
gymnasiums and numerous manufacturers OF
health foods and antiseptics. He had forgotten
about trains at level crossings.-Charlotte Obser-
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DEALS OLD AND NEW
Press Comment On National Politics And Issue

York to collect his <ca,,~N
A mad political world 'yiH
it, in which the ultra , lie ID
Costigan and the rock sloae|
ed Glass were Dcmorrg,O' .te
Senators Hastings and : 4
on the Republican, sii Nl0ils
aisle. "Such curious a ,1g Of !
he supposed. "prapar", ' aas;
the fact that ,nara.,,oa e 1
clubs are lining up bn5 S..,"ta
Talmadge, who Wqr,: '' T., g
the income tax" " Al
1t is, in truth. mad
world. 1t is a wise p",i,il@ >
knows his way nome +" ,'', ~ .
But Haywood has b1.,' We q
long enough to have I..,..'a :n.
the thing which ac.s rs ~'.. 81
to members Of The sam. '" y,
party is not nccc>sarI'r I .o.
the same set Of princ.n1o. oI-s:
pediency. The first co ,.. o.,
politician is politics. hi: 't :. q
der of business rc-crrr,i,'r' .E
Bob Reynolds. Ask RaHo,..' =.
were two so differently c ~ N
ed, but they both are Dn.. >,
How else could such q rw, lug 2
been elected Senators G f,.
d e m ocr attic Sta,o9--r..'o.,,
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