The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-11-24

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 the saxophone when everyone was trying to steer me on to the oboe. All the oboe players know are nuts and after the marriage made no one can't never call me no nut. A lot of filn guys would have fallen for Q gal who was the idol of the army the navy, and the marine corps. I grabbed me of Arnerica's Sweet heart and for Q lAd who was all washed up in pictures that was some handful. Of course she's got 1t on me when 1t comes to ages but when love biows in the wine dow the years fly out the door. All we ask of life and our public is to leave us be. We have adopted three orphan asylur1S al- ready and have another isl the works. Sure we'll Do happy on account of if Mary could stand for living ell them years with an ac. robat named Fairbanks she ought to get along swell with 6 sax srunter. And no questions asked" Good Old Bill
 T am thankful that Father Coughlin has decided to pipe down. What with my American reading the Vatican's mind about him and my Republican reading Bishop Qallagher'S thoughts about him it H no wonder they both went screwy doping out what the National Union for Social Jus" tice had in It's head. Personally, l am thankful, that I don't have to dig up any more dough to keep my K.0 Secret Service Bureau nosing around City Hall for dirt until late next Spring"
 The People of Connecticut
 We are thankful that we have Q governor whose ofilcial proc lanations make sense. Our thanks are joined with the hope that one of these days Connecticut will designate Q state holiday In hon. or of old Fashioned Apple Pie and Cheese, and that Governor Gross will devote his literary talents and his sense of appreciation of that noble dish in getting out Q proc" lannation which will out-proclain anything he has treated us to In the past"
 The People of Waterbury
 We are thankful that we arc privileged to live in the best gov erned, most orderly, and most kindly hearted city In the state. We are thankful that we have escaped tho calamities which have visited other communities nearby. We are thankful for the jNstlfiable pride we hold in the shining record the city has made In meeting the crises of the past few years. And we are thankful that despite political affiliations and differences of race, color, and religion we dwell together in real friendliness one people with q common purpose, the greatest good for all"
 The People of the G United States s.d, qs
 We arc sincerely thankful un. der God that we have weathered the storm of the depression's mig cries. We are grateful for tho courage and the spirit of genuine charity and true justice with which as . nation tho problems of the hour have been met. We are thankful that the same cour. age, the same true justice and tho same spirit of charity remain in. tact to meet and solve the prob- lens of the future. We arc thankful for c President who thought of Us first, last, and al. ways. We are thankful above everything that we are at peace with all the world and with our- selves, and that we are siercifully spared the horrors which are be- ing visited upon other lands. Wc arc thankful that we are what wo arc &nu WneEe we hEe'
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 The conductor of these cole unnnS is, as such, thankful for tho chance to use whatever scant ability he posseBeg for the infor. nation, and, 1t is hoped, for the entertainment of his readers. Ho as thankful that whatever has ap. peared under the heading By Way of No Harsn" has been writ- ton !n just that spirit. If therc has been upon occasions com" ment printed herein which was Caustic, indignant, or whiteshotly aggressive it may Do explained n oil truth that whatever else .t may have been 1t was free from malice either in inspiration or purpose. The writer, # it is of tho slightest moment to anyone, bears ill will to no one living or dead. He 6 grateful beyond expression for having the two things which Hillaire Belloc describes as being tho only treasures worth possess. ing, laughter snd tho love of friends.
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