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The Washington times., 1936-03-25

lis, is the Shortstop, replacing
Blondy Ryan. The Doctor says
Norris is good, but nobody really
knows about young ball players at
this time. Ultimately. they either
do or they don't. Mike Haslin
gets the utility Job, with Gene
Corbett, Winnepeg, and Stan
Sperry, Elmira, trying to crowd
in. A gent named Woodley Aber-
nathy, up from Baltimore, Is here
as an outfielder but probably
won't stay. Neither will Morris
Arnovich from HaZleton.
This, with a few more pitchers
Red Grabowski, who won 10 for
Syracuse: Claude PaSseau, who
won two last Septemher-iS the
bah club.
The Washington times., 1936-03-25

'"That means we've got q bali
nine at last. The only trouble
with us was we couldn't get
them out Curt Davis Ii one Of
the great pitchers Of baseball.
Fuel MOOFe's arm has come
back; Bill Walter will win ut
least IL; Joe Bowman was great
after June Is, last year. Then
there's Orville JOrgenS, Sylves-
ter Johnson The doctor
paused, but not for lack Of in
SpiratiOn. He was shaving his
neck.
Having a maximum Of no money
to play around with, the Doctor
deals almost exclusively in odds
and ends Of human jetsam-re
storing, refurbishing and renovat
ing. where ether managers Of thu
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Await
Gong for Arena
Show Tonight

Probably the greatest collection
of talent ever presented on an
amateur boxing card locally will
be featured at the Arena tonight
when IL outstanding bouts are Of.
fered on q show that is scheduled
as o 100 per cent benefit for the
relief Of flood fund dedicated to
sufferers Of the District Of Colum-
bia and nearby Maryland.
All receipts realized from to-
nights show will be turned over
to the American Red Cross for dis
tribution to the needy.
Arena II Gratis
In making tonight's o 100 per
cent charity show James A. Sulli-
van, chairman Of this worthy
movement, has secured the use
Of the Arena gratis and also has
been pledged the services Of Joe
Turner'S office staff, District Box.
ing Commission and officials and
usherS without pay.
One Of the greatest bouts Of
the night Is promised in the 1876
pound class when Lou GevfnSon,
terrific punching and classy rep
resentative Of the Olympic Ath-
letic Club, squares off with John
RoutSon, Of Richmond. Routson
and Gevinson recently boxed q
great bout on an amateur show
here, RoutSon winning after q
slam bang melee.
110 Founders Good
In another sure fire natural 118
Founders are to oppose VIII en-
George Pickeral, Olympic A. c.,
boxes Ray Morse, Jewish Commu-
nifty Center, while Mike Morton
and Whitley France In the 1876
pound division and Creighton AL.
len and Sully Greece in the 100
pound bracket also promise q
whfrlWind Of punch and action.
Two bouts each are offered In
the 112, 1875 and lat pound classes
while 0 thirteenth bout, o three
round exhibition involving crowd
pleasing so Founders In Danny
and Charley Petro. Marty Gal
lagher, popular 203 pound District
heavyweight, will referee this con-
test.
Tickets will be prcied at SO cents,
81 and 50 and will be on sale at
Joe Turner's Hotel Annapolis Of.
flee until 8 o'clock this afternoon.
Reservations may be made through
Metropolitan 1926 or National
0220. Tonight'S card:
112.POund ClAsS-Sammy FOseo (N. Z.
ID. C.l vs. Vic d Llsl wv. b. C.).
112.POund Class-BusteF Miller (W. d.
o. w. Pete Reilly ROlice Club.
110-Pound Class - George PiCkeral
(OlymDic) W. John L Sullivan (RIch-
118:POund Class-JIm KOuStenas Cw.
b. C.) vs. Preston Drew (TerminaI 'Y.0.
126.Pound ClasS-LOu GevinsOn (Olym.
pic Club VI. Johnny ROuStOn (Rich-
135-POund Class-Mlke Morton (Merrick
Club) VS.. Whitley France (TePmlnal 'Y.D.
1S5.POund Class-El BrOOkman (POIice
Club vs.. Roy CrOmbie (OIympic Club.
147:POund Class-BOb Matthias (Olym.
pic Club) W. Steve MamalzOs Nv. b. C.).
147-POUnd ClasO-GeOrge Abrams wv.
b. C0. W. Glenn Drake (Terminal Y.O.
160.POund ClaSe-CreightOn Allen IN.
Z. B; c. ". Hunter CrOStiO (RiCh-
176-POund ClasS-GeOrge Cox (Merrick
Club vs.. Jim King Olympic Club.
Heavyweights - Murray KanneR INA
Tine Regerves) W. George ChappelIs (P0.
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
.reenberg
Heads for
Camp

NEW YORK, March 25.
Declaring he had not accepted
terms for 1896, Hank Greenberg,
Detroit Tigers holdout first base
man, today said he had been or
dered to report Immediately to the
Tigers camp at Lakeland, Fla.
The club, Greenberg said, tele-
phoned him this morning and he
agreed to leave today for the camp.
Asked whether he had agreed to
sign his 1896 contract, Greenberg
replied:
"There has been no discussion
Of terms. All I know is that
they want me to come to Lake
land, and I'm leaving today"
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Kover|y Is 0ui
T0SteaI Show

Determined to make good with
plenty to spare and simultaneous
to keep within the rules and regu-
lationS, wild George Koverly, fiery
and handsome Midwestern wrest-
Ter, will be out to steal the show
tomorrow night when he wreStlcS
Tom Baxter in 30-minute support
Of Ivan Managoff and Ed (Don)
George at the Arena.
Hans Steinke and John Katan
are cast in the Semi-final event
while Abe Coleman and Tom Alley
also oppose.
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Settlers TO Represent
Y In Tournament

Resettlement will represent the
local Y. M. C. A. at the Interstate
basketball tournament at VIII
mington, Del, Saturday.
Last night the .2eSettlement
basketerS won the Washington
Herald Government League cham.
pionship by defeating Bureau of
Investigation G-Men, 26 to 13.
Gene Augusterfer, former c. q,
player, was the star for the winners
with II points,
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Steele Is Victor
Over Risko

SEATTLE, Wash, March IS.
Freddie Steele Of Tacoma was No.
/ contender today for Babe Risko'S
middleweight title.
The two-fisted Tacoman bat
tered the Syracuse, N. Y, title
holder last night with every punch
in the book except a knockout
blow to win decisively q ten round
non!title bout before 5000 wild
eyed fans from nearby Tacoma
and Seattle,
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Washington Red Sox
To Practice TODAY

The Washington Red sox nine
will drill today on Fairlawn Field,
at 5 p. m. All players are re-
queSted to report. Manager Bill
jenkins is scheduling games at
sal Seventeenth st. 8. E.,
Atlantic S022-R,
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
BY DAVIS J. WALSH
international News Service Sports

WINTER HAVEN. Fla, March
25.-From the next room came the
sounds Of revelry by transom.
But the doctor" Nee James
Wilson, of Philadelphia, had his
mind on something else. He
seemed to be very happy.
He said it was his Phillies, but
/ let it go.
We've got pitching In PhlIa-
delphia this time. Think Of e."
said the "dOotOF" Suddenly.
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Old Milwaukee Nine
Lists Drill Session

Old Milwaukee diamonders prao.
tice Sunday on the Arlington field
at 1880 p. m. Manager Jnnie"
Wyche will have two new players
on hand in Benny April, catcher
and Bill Payne, pitcher
Players will meet at Tenth and
n Streets Northwest, at 1880
p. m. before going to the field.
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
Bowlers Honor Olive
In :Super-Dub' Stakes
Rv GINo SINH

When 30 the citys thrdrate bOwlers congregae at
Northeast Temple Saturday at to roll in the third
Charles H. Olive Super Dub" Sweepstakes they will
be honorng not only who has contributed his share
toward advancing the ducpn game to high level but also
boosting the local motion picture industry president Of the
The Washington times., 1936-03-25

Editors note: This Is the
eighth OF a series OF articles By
DdvtS J. Walsh, dealing Nth the
UGrtoNS mCjor league baseball
clubs IN spring training.
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
indianapolis Cops

Indianapolis (AA). 1O1 $40 4OO-11 II 4
Albany Qnt.) 49,. 800 O2O O3O-8 IS 4
Batterles-Turner, Hartley, Logan and
Egerer. Riddles FOrtes, CameliaS and
The Washington times., 1936-03-25
PhiIs Beat Brewers

PHILADELPHIA (N) O2I OIB 0SO-12 10 .
HiIWaukeO (AA). 900 414 O9O-0 0
BattoFaoO- Passeau and GEacSS
ROVtnR. HattOR end BHo0s0ks
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1936-03-20

the right of-way.
How many hostiles were above?
Ken listened intently, then glanced at
the meadow across the river. His body
stiffened spasmodically like buck
in a windfall as he blinked and looked
again. Yes, the meadow was less
wide than before. Great God! That
dark line was not the woods but
mass mounted braves riding silently,
like a black tide, across the clear
spaces-and they were heading for the
ford!
The marauding Apaches were riding
in loose, disorderly formation, with
their white shirts and white head
bands showing up with satisfactorily
distinctness.
Clip clop! A chief, rifle in hand,
rode ahead to investigate the ford,
then refined back suddenly. Up on the
right of way ragged deafening vol
ley roared out and tore the mountain
stiffness into shreds. Down from the
trestle above there hurtled into the
river two or three indistinct black
shapes that lifted frothy jets of water
and then floated motionless.
On the waters surface flashes of
musketry were reflected, while the
bowls and chrieks of surprised and
stricken savages drew distorted echoes
from the gorge.
"Good old Yank waited It'll he got
'em right. Hope they can hold 'em."
Ken forced himself to ignore the bit
ter and deadly struggle overhead. If
they lost-he and his whole campaign
were lost and there was nothing he
could do about it. Too bad his forces
were so pitifully few. With thrice as
many men he might have hoped for
victory, but he knew it was ridiculous
to hope for success unless the long
expected troop train appeared. And as
yet he had not even heard the faint
painting of a distant locomotive.
By straining his eyes he could dis
tinguish mounted Mescaleros on the
opposite shore. God, there seemed to
be uncounted hundreds of the dark
faced warriors with their ponies mill
ing about, snorting and squealing,
while the riders peered up at the live
ly fight beginning on the right-of- way
some hundred feet above.
To be continued
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1936-03-20
STRENGTHEN
THE BLADDER
MAKE THIS Csc TEST

Drink lots of boiled or distilled
water, if irritation causes getting up
nights, frequent desire, scanty flow,
burning, or backache. You know what
hardwater does to a teakettle. Drive
out excess acids and deposits with
buchu leaves, juniper oil, ETC.. made
into green tablets called Bukets, the
bladder lax. Works on the bladder
similar to castor oil on the bowels. In
four days, if not pleased, any drug
gist will refund your 25c. Lloyd and
Blaine, Druggists.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1936-03-20

To be continued
Evening star., 1936-11-27
Births Reported.

George and Evelyn Bowley. girl.
Eric and Henrietta Small, girl.
Francis and Gertrude WEIGH. boy.
Earl and Mary Smith, girl.
Milton and Rose Ferber., girl,
John and Sarah Hancock. girl.
Nicholas and Anne Puchetti. girl.
Lawrence and Mabel Allen. girl.
Joseph and Ethel Schiller. boy.
Raymond and Alice Jones. girl.
Lawson and Elsie Peed boy.
Edward and Mary Scanlon, boy.
Daniel. jr., and Louise Lyons. girl.
Arthur and Jean Roth. girl
Stanley and Dorothy Stanton. boy.
John and Margaret Mitchell, boy.
Byron and Doris Street, boy.
Julius and Jane Neviaser. boy.
James and Mary Dennison, girl.
Clyde and Hattie Covington. girl.
John and Norah Fleshman. girl.
William and Mittie Jackson. boy.
Daniel and Ruth Lee. girl.
John and Sunbeam Lee boy.
Wendell and Rubilene Morrison, girl.
Herman and Ann Smith. boy.
Randall and Blanche Holmes, girl.
Evening star., 1936-11-27
RITES TOMORROW
FOR MAI. HESSE
Former Police Superintend-
ent to Be Buried in Cedar
Hill Cemetery.

Funeral services for Maj. Edwin B.
Hesse, 81, former superintendent Of
police, will be held at 2 pm. tomorrow
in the Lutheran Church Of the
Reformation. Rev. DR.. Oscar F.
Blackwelder, pastor, and Rev. DR..
John Weidley will officiate. Burial
will be in Cedar Hill Cemetery.
Special Masonic services will be held
Ut the church by Orient Commandery.
Knights Templar. of which Maj.
Hesse was past commander. Masonic
rites also will be held at the grave
by Acacia Lodge, F. A. A. NJ, Of
which he was past master.
Police Officials to Attend.
High ranking officials of the Police
Department will represent the latter
at the funeral. The body will lie in
state until 1870 pm. tomorrow in
Lees funeral home, Fourth street and
Massachusetts, avenue northeast.
Maj. Hesse died Wednesday night
1t his home, SOC A street southeast.
Long active in the Masonic fra
ternity, Mai. Hesse's other Masonic
Affiliations included that of past grand
commander of the Knights Templa,
Of the District of Columbia, member.
ship in Almas Temple of the Mystic
Shrine, the Masonic Veterans Asso.
citation, the Circle Club of Master
Masons, the Sojourners' Club, honorary
membership in the Washington, Po.
tomac and De Molay Communicates.
Board of Trade Organizer.
Maj. Hesse was one of the organizer,
Of the Washington Board of Trade
and member Of both the Society ol
Natives and Association of Oldest In.
habitants of the District of Columbia
He belonged to the Organized Reserve
Corps of the Army and the Heroes
Of '76.
Evening star., 1936-11-27

her residence, 1912 Nineteenth street.
Requiem mass was said at st. Mat
thew's Church.
DR.. johnson had practiced osteop-
athy here for 18 years, coming to
Washington from Oklahoma City. She
studied for her profession in Des
Moines, Iowa.
She is survived by two sisters, Anna
and Mary johnson, with whom she
lived.
The body will be taken to North
Adams. Mass, for burial in the family
burial ground there tomorrow.
Evening star., 1936-11-27

Agriculture Department. were held at
II am. today in Gawler's chapel. 1855
Pennsylvania avenue. Rev. Michael
Reardon of st. Martins Catholic
Church officiated. Burial was in Ar
lington National Cemetery.
Mr.. Zappone died Wednesday at his
home, 1922 First street. He retired in
November, 1882, after Government
service which began in 1880 as an en-
listed man in the Army Signal Corps.
He was named chief of the Accounts
and Disbursements Division in 1905.
Evening star., 1936-11-27
Deaths Reported.

Elizabeth McGill. 81. 3133 Connecticut
avenue.
Sarah v. Pratt. 81. $500 Woodley road
Susie A. Bateler. 70. 1905 Illinois avenue
Arthur James Tyrer. 6S. Emergency Hos
pital
Timothy Donohue. 65. Georgetown Chan.
mel.
Katherine T. Wren, So 1918 Benton st.
ton Facility.
Marie Marcinia. As. George Washington
Hospital.
Joseph K. Pocklington. A. Veterans Ad-
ministration Facility.
Sarah Tracey. SO. St. Elizabeth's Hospital.
Charles Galloway. 80. Gallinger Hospital.
Collene Morris. 6. Children's Hospital.
Evening star., 1936-11-27
DR.. ELIZABETH JOHNSON
FUNERAL RITES HELD

Funeral services for DR.. Elizabeth
johnson. osteopathic physician. who
died Wednesday. we're held today at
Evening star., 1936-11-27
ZAPPONE RITES HELD

Services Conducted for Retired
Federal Official.
Funeral services for Almerico p.
Zappone, IA, retired chief of the Divi-
sion of Accounts and Disbursements,
Evening star., 1936-11-27
Drought Hits China.

Drouth in China has lowered water
levels on inland waterways, including
the Grand Canal, restricting move
ments of cargo-carrying junks.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Angels With Wings

Artists base their conception of
the angel on the fact that in the
Old Testament they are described
as having wings. The first scrip
tural mention of cherubim with
wings occurs after the departure of
the Israelites from Egypt. See Ex-
odus, $500: "And the cherubim
shall stretch forth their wings on
high, covering the mercy seat"
Isaiah gives warrant for six wings.
Seraphim and cherubim are usually
represented by heads with one, two
or three pairs of wings which SYM
bolize pure spirit, informed by love
and intelligence. This manner of
representing the two highest orders
of angels is very ancient. It is
not possible to say when angels were
first pictured with wings. They are
the distinctive angelic symbol, and
are emblematic of spirit, power and
swiftness. Wings were used by the
artists Of ancient Egypt, Babylon,
Nineveh and Etruria as symbols of
might, majesty and divine beauty.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Where Milk Comes From

Civilized man obtains most of his
milk from cows, but in some parts
of the world other domestic animals
are used. The Laplander gets his
milk from reindeer, the Tibetan of
the high Himalayas from yaks, the
rowing Tartar from mares, and the
Bedouin of the desert from camels.
In the temperate regions many
pastoral tribes subsist on the milk
of sheep and goats, while those in
hot countries milk the buffalo. The
milk of all these animals, states
writer in the Washington Post, in
tended by nature as nourishment
for their young, contains practically
the same ingredients, but in varying
proportions. Ordinary cows milk is
81 per cent water, per cent fat, 5
per cent lactose and per cent cas-
elm. It is also rich in vitamins,
iron, phosphorus and calcium.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Early AstrOIogy

The Babylonians, who believed
that the sun, moon and planets
were gods, developed astrology, be-
fore written history, and from them
it spread to many other countries.
The ancient astrologers thought
the movements of their gods in the
heavens, if interpreted correctly
(and for a fee) foretold what was
going to happen to man. And man,
anxious to know what the. gods had
in store for him, flocked to the as
trologers. For thousands of years
their business flourished. Then
came the great discovery that the
heavenly bodies were not gods, but
merely other worlds and great flam-
ing suns around which the worlds
revolved. Intelligent men at once
perceived that astrology was false
science, but so great is mans de-
sire to know the future that mil
lions of people put blind faith in it.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Food Names a Puzzle

Plain American food masquerad-
ing under foreign name often
contuses the average diner. Per-
haps he doesn't care for leftover
lamb reheated in brown sauce with
curry and mustard, but if he orders
rechauffe of lamb, that is what he
is going to get. If he doesn't like
onions, he had better avoid anything
with a "soubise" attached on the
menu, and if he doesn't like grand
mixtures of food he must be wary of
Macedonia" Pork chops "Floren-
tine" are certain to be accompanied
by spinach, as are "eggs Floren-
tine" Salmon "a la Norway" will
be baked with mashed potatoes,
Swiss cheese, egg yolk, white sauce,
and bread crumbs. And sauce Eau
beurre" is simply butter sauce.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Fascinating Chester

Chester is one of the fascinating
English cities. In no other is there
such remarkable concentration of
the intriguingly ancient and the al
luringly modern. Wonderful relics
of Roman times compete for atten-
ton with the stately architecture of
the Middle Ages; legacies from
Elizabethan days divide honors with
public parks and an enhancing
river.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Mule. Jennet and zehrnIa

OF animals which owe their exist
ence to man the mule and the jen-
net are the Oldest examples, and
no one can deny that the mule is a
most useful creature. Hardy as a
donkey, strong as a horse, sure
footed and tireless, there is nothing
like it for rough country travelling.
Its success caused the production
of the zebrula, which is cross be-
tween the horse and zebra. The
zebrula is as strong as a mule, but
ivelier and even less liable to dis
ease.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Knife Money

Knife money was a bronze cur
rency in the form of knives long in
use in China. These money knives
were often highly ornamented and
each bore on the blade hieroglyph-
ical markings which indicated it's
value. The handle was usually in
the form of a disk in the center Of
which there was circular hole by
means of which it was strung on a
string with other money.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Beacon. Lighthouse

Originally, beacon, or ''beckon,"
meant a signal, especially a fire Lit
on high hill for the purpose of
sending message of alarm over
long distance. A lighthouse is some
times called beacon, but, tech.
nically speaking, the word means a
small unattended light on a floating
buoy, or an unlighted, conspicuous
structure used to guide or warn
sailors.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Jersey and Killed Skirt

By 1880 the styles of woman's
dress showed a decided change.
This was the period of the jersey
and the killed skirt; it was adopted
from England, where it had been
originated by Lily Langtry, tn e
Jersey Lily" as she was called,
to show her beautiful figure. 1t was
worn by practically every woman
and child.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Torture in China

In the ancient Chinese torture,
they would tie the victim hand and
foot. Then they would so adjust a
barrel of water that a drop would
fall between his eyes every second.
Within from twenty-four to forty
eight hours, the victim would be a
raving maniac.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Courteous Nature

whenever I set out, my collar
open, my pack on my back, my
pipe in my mouth, my hair I'M
covered to the breeze, Dame Ma
ture SMILES"
cts wonder she doesn't laugh
outright"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Chameleon-Like

''I've bookkeeper in my Office
who has gone gray in my service"
"That's nothing. I've a typist
in my Office who has gone black,
brown, blond, platinum, and Tt
tan red in my SERVICE"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
The Dance of Salome

No one is in a position to give
definite information concerning the
steps danced by Salome nor the
tempo of the music. In ancient
Hebrew times the tambourine and
the cymbal and the harp accom-
panied the dancer. This type Of
dance is always sensuous. The
entire body is brought into play.
The hips and the hands are over
emphasized. The dancer who
takes this role should dance in bare
feet. 1t is customary for her to
wear scarf tightly folded about
her head, ornamental breast orna-
ments, and skirt which is ankle
length or a little longer, slashed
up one side. Many scarfs Of vari-
Gus colors form an important de-
tail of the costume of Salome.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Till Next Week

Hap-The geologist thinks moth
ing of thousand years.
Sap-Gosh! I lent one ten dol
lars last night.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
At the Count of Ten

"That letter don't seem to have
pleased you any," said the
trainer to the heavyweight cham
pion.
cit amt" said the boxer. cts
from a firm what wants to place
an advertisement on the soles Of
my Shoes"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
Light Conversation

''Mauser is a man who always
weighs his words, isn't he?"
eyes, but it takes a deuce of q
lot of 'em to weigh anything"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
IN HER FOOTSTEPS

''What beautiful hands your
daughters have"
eyes. They're just like mine
used to be when had mother
to wash the dishes for me-"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03

Butter as Sacrifice
The Hindoos, oldest known users
of butter, offered it in sacrifice to
their gods.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-12-03
False Alarm

False Alarm
"I hear you barely escaped from
the fire last night
"That's not true: I had py-
jamas on"