The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-11

America and the mother country to the breaking point. We do not desire upstarts like yourself to tell our King, God bless him, how to conduct his affairs. Mind your own business if you can, buy Irish Sweepstakes tickets if you will, but leave Henry the Eighth out of this. If civiliza- ton is to be preserved the Anglo Saxons must do 1t. And that let's you out"
 JOHN LIVERPOOL. MiIesian
 God give you sense, James! What business is 1t of a man with a name like yours to be bothering your head over shin- dig between a lot of Johnny Bulls? Don't you know that Englands peril is Irelands op- portunity and the more they squabble amongst themselves the better for all of us. No good ever came of an Irishman get ting mixed up with the Sassen- ach. We always got the worst of 1t. Take a pike to them, as your forefathers did in '98, but say and do no more t0. help them straighten out their own dirty mess. The trouble is that the English never knew how to be kings and never will. We had more kings to home in Ireland than you could shake a stick at and not one of them had to be told who he must have for his queen. All he had to do was stretch out his hand and every- where within his reach were so many queens he couldn't count them. The ballyragging that is being done Is just the old fight between Cromwell's roundheads and another lot that's no better. Remember Drogheda and let them fight it out betwixt and between them. You keep out of it for you'll get no thanks when it's all over"
 A FIGHTING TIP.
 
 Bank Protest
 Your attempt to make sport of the situation in England is altogether unworthy of the seri- ousness of the situation. am not going to educate you as to the true reasons for the Kings opposition to the advice of his ministers although will con- fess that when you mentioned possible political and industrial implications you were not too far off the track. I am for the king because he is a democratic dresser and if he loses out in this fight the loss is going to be re- flected in circles you know noth- ing of. If you have ever been in London you will have seen old men and young boys dressed in plug hats, frock coats, fringed- bottomed trousers, smoking pipes, and carrying little leather va lises. They are bank clerks and it is part of the English consti- tuition that they must dress like that. Now if the King can beat his ministers on constitutional issue like his marriage he can beat them on other constitu- tional points and who knows but what that will mean eventual freedom for the English bank clerks? If he loses 1t may mean that the proper dress for them will become the proper dress TOT bank clerks in the United States. Therefore you should use all your influence to help the King. Ills victory will end the danger Of having to wear plug hats and fringed pants for thousands like myself. We have 1t tough enough as 1t is."
 Still Wrong
 What a bally ass you are! The issue at home is not high water pants or low water pants as you make 1t out to be. It IS a question of umbrella rolling. Baldwin goes in for the merry old rain shredder being tied at the neck with a bit of string loosely so that there may DC plenty of room in the middle to stow away a Ripper. or a bloater