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/ way. he win listen to me Diplomacy,
my dear child. haven't gotten where
ana In the world without knowing q
thing or two. III warrant he'll listen
70 me and III warrant I'll have him
coming back with me. And, further
more, III warrant III have those two
children In each others arms. The
trouble with all OF you Is that you treat
this too seriously"
Seriously? OF course It Is serious,
Norbert" said Adoras mother.
Nov that's where you are wrong, .
declared Uncle Norbert with the posi-
tiveness OF a man who has a good
opinion Of his own theories. These
young couple spats need never be Sc
rious, and never are unless outsiders
make them serious Sun showers, that's
AL they are-April showers. But you
folks, treating this spat so seriously. put
notions In these. young folks heads.
You make them think they are serious.
Now. III go In there and see this young
fellow, and I'll laugh him out OF this
impasSe you've got him into"
He won't give you q chance &c
laugh" said Dot positively.
Norbert handles some things so
well" said Aunt Sarah.
Sarah remembers the time she flared
up and went home to" Uncle Nor
bert chuckled, but Aunt Sarah said
sharply Norbert No more Of thatl"
and he let his chuckle suffice.
The next evening Uncle Norbert
pushed the small white bell button Of
Eddie's apartment. A slight but self
satisfied smile illuminated his face as
he heard Eddie walking toward the
door, but he submerged It as the door
opened. It opened the smallest inch
possible and Eddie saw Uncle Norbert
and recognized him.
mo use. nothing to say" Eddie
snapped.
Now, wait-waitl" said Uncle Nor
bert i don't know what you are talk
ing about"
Il won't talk about Adora."
"AdoFa? What's the matter with
Adora?" asked Uncle Norbert BE
glad to see her II she's In. but came
here 10 talk with you want to talk
business" and If that don't get this
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door open / don't know what win, hs
thought with an inward chuckle.
"Business?" questioned Eddie, OPEN
ing the door another inch.
sJob," said Uncle Norbert. I've had
my eye on you and you are the sort
Of young man I need Ia my office.
-Come In" said Eddie, opening tha
door wide. I'm always willing to talk
job. wouldn't want 70 quit q good 100
unless Tor better one, you understand,
sition."
Eyes. said Uncle Norbert. that's
the right spirit Climb while young.
Grasp your opportunities. Nov, with
all these new government bond issues"
Thanks. yes" said Eddie when
Uncle Norbert had explained. YES, III
be glad to take the position Seventy
five a week Is fine. sir
Uncle Norbert got out OF bis chair
and held out his hand. by the way"
he asked, where Is Adora9H
Eddie did not throw him out.
Frankly" he said, we had nttls
quarrel and Adora went home"
Nov, nowi" clucked Uncle Norbert
Il don't like that, Edward. don't say
that quarrels won't come I'D. wonE
even say that my wife did not 60 homS
to her mother once. But don't ever men
ton that, for heavens sakel AL say
# cont let a quarrel last too long.
Don't take it too seriously. You're fond
Of that wife OF yours, aren't your"
"Godl" said Eddie, God, yesl"
Then look here" said Uncle Nor
bert. bringing his guilt 10 It's climax,
why don't you let the whole silly
business slide? Why don't you come CUB
70 Westcote with me now and make g
up with herr"
by thunder. sir" he said. Il wini"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1936-04-11
Never, Never

I'm tell you, honey" Eddie said
/ lighting 3 cigarek- III get another
| Job always DO get another fob. But
/ don't know how soon that VIII be. IL
might be soon and It might be longer.
What thougilk-we've got this apart
ment rent paid for another month and
can always get along somehow
eddie" cried Adora with horror in
her eyes, you don't mean that you
Never, never, neverl"
''But Just until
Never. never, never, Eddiel I'll starve
first. I'd rather die. You don't know
what they al said about you. They
said you couldn't keep Job; they said
/ would be coming back. Never, never,
never, Eddiel"
But"
mot If have to fish crusts out Of
garbage cans. Not If I have TO beg
from door to door. won't go home,
Eddie. And, OF" she walled. ~thereu be
the milk bill Mondayl That's always
at least a dollar Darling, can't you go
out right now and find tob?"
Everyone Is closed Saturday after
Moons. III get out early Monday morn
ing. Sweetheart, I'm sorryl"
''It's not your fault, darling" Adora
comforted him. You couldn't know the
job was going TO be sold out from
happy, Eddie, while it lasted" and,
suddenly she exclaimed, HEddiel /
knoWi We can pawn somethingi Uncle
Norbert'S silverl III wash these forks
and spoons and you can take it right
MONDAY" said Eddie reluctantly. cor
Tuesday. If get job Monday we
won't have TO-"
Adora sighed. She looked across the
table at dear Eddie's face, at his be-
loved tossed hair.
"Of course I'd rather not pawn," she
said. ut is one Of the things one hopes
never TO have to do. don't think
things would ever seem quite the same
after they had been paWned. just as
people are never the same to each other
after they have quarreled Wen never
quarrel, Eddie. I think when a wife has
once quarreled with her husband"
She stopped short there and her eyes
grew big as the great idea grew IN her
brain A smile frightened her face and
she clapped her hands with short
sharp sound Of palm meeting palm.
'Eddiel" she cried Eddie, I know
what we viii do. Wen quarrell'
"Quarrel?" he repeated blankly,
"QuarTel?"
Quarrel, stupid. Get mao aG each I
other. I'll be so angry III slam the door
and go home to mother; III be SO
angry won't come back to you until /
you apologize. And you'll be so stubborn |
you won't apologize-not until you |
have a job don't you see, Eddie2 And |
I'll be all right at home until you do /
get job. And nobody need know you
lost your job"
"But I can't quarrel with you. Ador-
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PLANTS AND eERDs

CABBAGE PLANTS, 80 cents 100;
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pmnsies, dox. s1.00. All kinds plants and
sesds. Proven stock Booklet. BALzHTSERS
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FOR LEAEE--CaSh or shares: Im-
proved ranch 1900 acres; about 900 acres
sgrigAted balance good wheat land Adequate
huildtnsss electric lights, modern house. Suit
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But Adora-tell me what happened.
II won't go back to him. Never. Not
unless he begs my pardon, not unless
he comes on his knees and begs my
pardon"
''This," thought AIRS. Carter, sis one
of those adjustment spats SO many
young couples must go through. Adora
Is 80 high temperediS and she said,
Tel me about it. Adora," and Adora
poured out the story of the mythical
ball game and her wounded heart, and
did It very well.
well, 1 must say don't think it was
very considerate OF Eddie" Mrs. Carter
admitted, ~but you do have 8 hasty
temper, Adora. You must have said
something very harsh TO make him so
angry. After all, Adora, q husband Isl
entitled TO some time to himself
young married love Is so demanding
He can't talk 10 me the way he did.
won't stand It, mother. II you don't
want me here III 60 somewhere else,
but I won't go back TO be shouted at
and insulted7
Darling, you know you are welcome
here as long as you want to stay, but
4on't be so upset. Your Eddie win come
apologizing As soon as he cools off. He
owes you, Adora. He won't let silly
quarrel stand between you long"
And Eddie did not come to apologize.
At the end Of a horrid week Adora
made pretense Of shopping and took
he bus and sew Eddie at the apart /
l1eEk. He was deeply nlue-l1o job IN /
Ilns1snzld A<inra s@k Ia the rear of the /
2lss and wep& azl the way hcsue. She
vas truly upset ncw and did not try
o hide #.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
LIMITED SECURITY

Among the many new laws passed
with good intentions, but which will prob
ably prove disappointing in the long run,
is the Social Security Act, which politicians
have painted in such glowing colors.
After reaching the age of 65 very
few workers will draw pension amount
ing to more than $25 or $50 a month,
while many will draw even less. The very
highest amount anyone can draw, after
working As years at good wages, is $85 a
month
So while these benefits will be of some
help to the aged, the operation of the new
law by no means eliminates the necessity
for private thrift if one is to live in any
degree of comfort after reaching IS.
The new law will require another
army of government employees in its adj
ministration, and it is said it will take
some SO acres of office space for the filing
of the employees record cards by the fed
eral government alone. The overhead ex-
pense of operating the system is bound to
be enormous.
Already plans for amending the law
by the next session of Congress are being
made, and no one knows, of course, what
finally may be -evolved. --'-~''--'--r-
The social security program may have
some merit, but it is yetto bespfoved, and
that, will take map (y IIngeny
for real security AatAeirao age s~ilF de-
pend. as it has in the fpfase' ffhia6fe hpbn their
own ability and willingness to save volun-
tariIy than upon any prospective benefits
from government old age pensions.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
T0DAY'S WEATHER

is crested this morning over the
middle Atlantic States, Washing
ton, d. c., 1910 inches, and pres
sure is high throughout the coun-
try, except from North Dakota
westward over the north Pacific
States, Helena, Mont, 1884 inch
es. The only measurable prec.pi-
tation during the last "a hours
has been light to moderate rain
on the north Pacific coast, and
light rain or snow in the south
western Lake reg on. Tempera-
lures have fallen in the north and
middle Atlantic States, and APP
palachian region, with readings
near zero: in portions of New
England, and have risen through
out most of the remainder of the
country. Temperatures at 8 a..
m. this morning ranged from four
degrees at Eastport, Me-, to 20
degrees at Miami, Fla.
q. S. KENNEDY,
Official in Charge.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

ployee has been discharged. the Board
may require his reinstatement with
back pay.
One of the most important cases
before the Supreme Court involves
the question If whether or not the
Board can force an employer to re-
instate an employee who had been
discharged. The Associated Press,
after being ordered to reinstate an
employee, took the matter to court
which sustained the Board. An appeal
was taken to the Supreme Court to
determine once and for all whether
Federal agency has constitutional
right to prevent an employer from
disnissing from his service an en-
ployee with whom he is not satisfied.
The discharged employee In this, case
claimed that The Associats Press had
dismissed him because he was men,
Der of the Newspaper Guild. This
claim was sustained by the Labor
Relations Board, which ruled that an
unfair practice had been performed.
This country las come TO an inter-
esting state of affairs If the Federal
government. on the plea that ii is
eliminating "the causes of certain
substantial distractions TO the free
flow of CONNER -" can constitution
ally prevent an employer from dis
missing one of his workers whose SER
vices are no longer desirable. g
This program of controlling labor
relations raises not only constitu-
tional question out also question Of
wisdom. A>careful reading Of the law
indicates that il S all in favor Of labor.
The cards are Ill stacked against the
employer. If he resists or in any way
interferes with the Board or its
age ats, he may be punished Dy fine
Of $1,000. with the possibility of a
years imprisonment being added to
It. Meanwhile. labor organizations ap-
parently have wide latitude.
If it is constitutional and wise to
curta employers, it should be equally
so TO regulate employees Business
men feel justified in demanding that
If restrictions are to be imposed, they
should be imposed equally.
thor care of this neiDspaper)
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

gage in collective bargaining. Every
code that was drawn up guaranteed
to the employees freedom of action.
When the compulsory code system
was invalida.ed. these advantages
which had been granted to labor auto
matically persisted. t. revive them,
the Wagner law was enacted. 1t set
up National Labol, Relations Board
of three members with authority to
make rules and regulations to carry
out the act. s
Employees were guaranteed the
right of self-organization. and were
authorized to engage IN collective
bargaining through representatives
of their own cho, sing. 1t was made an
unfair labor practice for an employer
to interfere with these rights" AZ
even to contribute financial or other
support to a labor organization. This
last provision, of course. was designed
to eliminate company unions.
The Board IS -mpowere1 to prevent
any unfair labor practice affecting
commerce." When a complaint is
filed the Board or its agent is to give
notice of a hearing. If the charge is
sustained it may issue a cease and
desist" order. If the complaining en-
address questions to the al
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
SIDELIGHTS
BY MARCY B. DARNALL.
Former Editor of The Key West Citizen

New Orleans police recently charged
that one W. C. Anderson, who said he was
Tennessee sheriff, displayed tempera-
mental peculiarities on the street, includ-
ing disturbing the peace using prcfane
language, reviling the police, resisting ar
rest, tearing an officers uniform and re-
fusing to pay taxi bill. With these
minor exceptions, Mr.. Anderson seemed
to be a pretty good fellow.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

A few nights ago Phil F. Cope of the
University of California dreamed burglars
were staring at him, so he jumped through
window, suffering cuts of hands and
feet. Being co-holder of the worlds record
for the high hurdles. Phil had no diff
Guilty in making it in one jump.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
Successful tests of a ..sunburnometer'.

Successful tests of "sunburnometer'
have been announced by Chicago's North
western University. This is a recording
device measuring the ultraviolet rays,
which is the health-giving light that pro-
vides vitamin d in the skin. 1t will now
be possible to know what section of the
country is richest in sunburning sunlight
and that will provoke disputes galore.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

11E - 80 q 6 go -
2zlzEIz - r = ~
ErzEe9 49, - - -
TN z1e kZ1 - - s
me1E WEz1 80 - - zE 81
fix ~ 49, - 8 49, -
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

North Carolina mountaineer drinks a
pint of whiskey day. Some day that fell
low is going to die from alcoholism
Times-Union. Don't be so sure; an auto
mobile might get him first.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

The Mennonite Board of Missions has
notified the government that members of
that sect will not accept benefits under
the Social Security Act, although they will
pay the tax imposed. The Mennonites say
they will take care of their own poor.
What peculiar people!
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

In 1889 1Of the
p u . p o $ e o {
evading { h e
effects of the
MIRA. decision
handed down on
May q of that
year. Five or six
cases are n o w
pending before
the h / g b e s {
tribunal.
Under I h e
MIRA. pro =
vision Imade
for the organi-
cation or work.
ers in order Il. at
they might en-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Someone connected with an Iowa
newspaper probably found it expedient to
hide out after the following appeared in
an account of meeting of the Ladies'
Aid Society: Following the musical pro-
gram, Mrs. j. T. Miller read an article on
Personal Devils Seventeen were pres
ent.''
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

love animals, but l hate animal
lovers.-Mussolini. Since Mussolini loves
animals he is an animal lover; ergo, Mus
solini hates himself. AS matter of fact
we think the Italian dictator thinks very
we'll of himself.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Fifteen years ago a woman employee
placed penny on desk in the San An
tonic city Jail "just to see how long it
would stay there and she hasn't found
out yet. The penny is still there.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Contrary to the warning of the San
ford Herald, tickling the bellies of sharks
does not make them bellicose; in fact the
sharks consider the Utilization delightful
caSuS belli.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Another joke, probably quite ancient
about two Irishmen: Callahan says to
O'Farrell, you're fool" O'Farrell re-
torts, You're drunk" Callahan admits
the charge, saying: eyes, but tomorrow
I'll be sober and you'll still be a fool"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

One can get about anything in a drug
store except horse collars, and they are
out of date.-Times-U Union. But they still
may be obtained at Pepe's-and they are
good, too.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

DIR. Paul Witty of Northwestern Uni
versity has completed an Swear study of
how Americans spend their leisure time,
and doesn't think they spend it very
profitably. His idea seems to be that the
best way to spend leisure time is to study
how other people spend theirs.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
(Till 8 p. m, Thursday

Gill 8 p. M, Thursday
Key West and Vicinity: Partly
cloudy tonight and Thursday; not
much change in temperature
moderate northeast winds.
Florida: Partly cloudy tonight
and Thursday; somewhat unset
tied near east coast; slightly
warmer in central portion to-
night.
Jacksonville to Florida Straits
and East Gulf: Moderate north
easterly winds, and partly over
cast weather tonight and Thurs
day.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Christmas Seals carry message of
cheer to those who see them on packages
and also to those who suffer from tuber-
culOSiS.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

jacob %? 2in m5@ns 81, sSIISs<1l t7t riss
sisters, all ofBassett, iowa SO Don is his
fathers brotherzin-law, as we'll as being
brother-in-las " Ind steRspaato. hisfather's
wife. His fathers Rif sssister-in-
law; also rlother-in-1awszaff and sister,
in-law to her sister. And on and on.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
Today's Horoscope

Today's new sign comes In Wlth
gift Of versatility. In the better
educated this shows in finssse.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Some banks don't like to employ wo-
men, who, they say, can't keep secrets. But
they might make tellers out of them.-Lee
Morris in ST. Petersburg Independent.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Columnists everywhere are override
ing that famous Winchell crack "Gone
With the Windsor And some of them
carelessly forget the quotes.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

- The larger European nations will not
pay anything on war debts owed to Uncle
Sam this month. If that is news to any
body.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

A loan cOmpany's advertisement is
headed "a Message to Men and Women
Who Need Money" In other words. a
message to everybody.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Charity and the Relief Administra
tiOE cover multitude of sins.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

LandOn after all got into the White
House; as guest but not as host.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
You and Your
Nations Affairs
Federal Labor Control
By ERIK Mckinley ERICSSON
Associate Pro- lessor. of History, University Of
- SsslSOufhern California

Scheduled for decision soon. by the
Supreme Court is the question Of the
constitutionality Of the. Wagner Labor
Relations Act This law was passed
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Correct this sentence: "He did manv
great things and he never made an
enemy
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

Gasoline refiners in California
paid road tax on 1,476,000,000
gallons of gasoline in 1885.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

This is a good week in which to trade
at home
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
IMPROVEMENTS FOR KEY WEST
ADVOCATED BY THE CITIZEN

l. Water and Sewerage.
2. Bridges to complete Road to Main
j land.
3. JIisrssaRert
4. Hotels and Apartments.
S. = Bathing Pavilion.
g. An pafts- Land and Sea.
z. Consolidation of County and City
Governments
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

The eastern high pressure area
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23
WEATHER FORECAST

Sea level, 1924.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-12-23

address questions the author of this nespaper)
Evening star., 1936-10-15

Grand Papids hotel last night at the
end of q l60-mile trip from Detroit
that required all day to complete be-
cause of the number Of stops.
The throng cheered as the candi-
date called for "a government liberal
enough in its outlook not to mistake
mere change for progress" and as
serted the New Deal had confused
change with progress" and too often
has been liberal only in the spending
of other peoples money"
Held back by uniformed National
Guardsmen armed with rifles, the
persons who lined the streets from the
station to Landon's hotel and filled
Campau SQUARE were estimated at
$4,000 by Police Chief Frank O'Malley.
For Is minutes after his speech,
Landon shook hands with as many
we'll -wisherss as could pass IN re-
ceiving line, and then left for the
home of Senator Vandenberg.
With his major speeches out Of the
way, Landon increased the number
of his back platform talks to l0-at
Sturgis, Mich; Kendallvile, Hunting
ton. Wabash. Peru, Logansport, La
fayette and Attica, Ind, and Danville
and Decatur, III. The short speeches
we're supplemented with numerous ap-
pearances to wave greetings to crowds
gathered at stations. where the CAM
paign train slowed, but did not halt
He planned to reach Topeka early
Friday after an overnight trip across
Illinois and Missouri.
Evening star., 1936-10-15

French officials they declined to COM
ment before studying the declaration.
Some quarters declared q vigorous
protest was certain to be lodged. Some
offcials at first refused to believe the
statement.
A Belgian decision to place part Of
its Army along the French frontier
also disquieted the Paris government,
which heretofore has expressed hope
of being able TO rush troops through
Evening star., 1936-10-15

policy of strict neutrality in the
Spanish civil war. adding this policy
must aim resolutely at placing us OUT
side conflicts with our neighbors"
The Belgian Parliament was sum-
moned for extraordinary session Octo.
Der 81 after some observers inter-
preted the Kings statement as pre-
saying Belgium's desire to abrogate
her participation in the Locarno Sc
curity pact and the Franco Belgian
mutual military assistance agreement.
King Leopold's move came so sud-
denly and with such surprise TO