The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-02-06

Mr.. Boulton would have been
surprised the other day when he
asked all those absent to stand up;
if someone had.
Kills.
Mr. Clark came crashing and
smashing through with a test that
made even James Giard wobble.
Kills.
The next time Bill F'errel follows
MIR. Jungstrum out of U. S. History
he will see that the door does not
lock behind him.
Kills.
Russell Reymore is a better shot
with a sailer than Howard is with
a basketball if possible.
Kills.
Arthur Dutton may be champion
hop scotch player, but Harvey and
Lou Keene challenge anyone to a
game of tiddle-de-winks.
Kills.
Bob and Jim might have won
from Yakima had they kept their
minds on the question instead of
the Yakima girl debater.
p .za. Kills.
"A freshman remarked that Eu-
gene Babcock's nose was an exact
picture of George Washington's. It
might be at that.
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Erma, you had better be careful
Of the shade of your hair as the
blondes are still preferred.
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A fair freshman asks that Ger
aid Britton and Harry Walters con-
fess as to how many hours they
have to make up. You better break
the news hour by hour, because if
you gave the total the shock might
be too great. - ...- i
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Clinton Silliman says he likes
blondes because of the lighter over
head
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Parting advice. Put little water
on the comb.
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Doc Stone-I'm afraid I'll have
to drill.
Frances White-What's the mat
ter? Can't you pull teeth without
a rehearsal.
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Some of the freshmen aren't Just
satisfied with eating onions for
lunch. They have to bring them to
school
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Bob Holden came up to see how
the new school was coming. He re-
fused to make any statement as to
just how he liked the progress, but
from the expression on his face we
gather that he is very glad he is a
Junior.
Kills
The tough breaks all seem to GO
Miss Moulton's way. AT least she
has to make her sixth period study
clean up the trash from the other
five.
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Robert Watts, I have discovered,
is the boy with the rythm in his
walk. We can recommend little
shoe oil. s
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Miss Michaelson warned her
home economics class that field
studies are dangerous because of
male COWS.
Kills.
Mr.. Boulton-Do you like women
who talk or the other kind?
MIR. Jungstrum-What other kind?
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SEEN AROUND SCHOOL,
Stanley Wilson sweeping-Herbert
Sitton ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Carpen-
ter playing small girl-Marvel
Chambers and Jessie Kirk looking
for verbs-Fay Rupp just walking
Margaret Reymore blushing-
Mary Thresher laughing - Ruth
Goodnight talking to John Lincoln
Roger Jones learning a speech
Lois Giard picking on Duane
Campbell-Mark Brown early to
school-Irene and Jean Lum, the
twins you can tell apart-Irene
Henke dancing-Lillian Wall going
home - Bertha Doering looking
down on Lorraine Nelson-Elaine
Politician drawing.
Kills
The biggest surprise of the week
was when Martha Lincoln was seen
walking home by herself.
Kills.
John Buchanan has reformed:
He has faithfully promised that he
will be a one-Woman boy from now
on.
Kills
We have found out that it take.
two things to make Verne Forake.
happy. For the benefit of the gal
they are: carrot and fiddle com
monty called violin.
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