Milford chronicle., 1936-02-07

WleneS WHICH proclaim "Mf. Jones
Is unjust to the milllnary trade"
Then underneath Married Women's
Protective Union, Local No. 49,"
The same methods would OF
course apply TO husbands. II Mr..
Smith went on a strike about the
hired girls night out and bis local
was to parade in signs which an.
nounced that "AIrs. Smith Cooks
With a Can Opener" something
might came Of it-maybe a trip to
Reno, dunno.
OF course not everybody would
be eligible for admission into these
Unions. Only skilled workers
would be taken IN. The women
would have to be skilled at work.
ing their husbands, and the men
at working alIbls
In order TO join the Married Won.
ems Union ladies would have TO
prove they were able TO rule the
rOost and the rooster, and the test
would be made BY a committee OF
ladies who would watch while the
wife-candldate stuck her head In
her husbands poker game and
called his first name violently. II
he drops straight flush and comes
home Immediately, the candidate is
elected.
The qualifications for joining the
Husbands Protective Association
should be the husband-applicant bit,
Insult, or abuse his wife, and get
away with 1t. The president of that
Union would probably be the guy
who accidentally drops a hammer
IN his wife's head and then shouts
It her for putting the tool box on
nigh shelf like that where nobody
'Ould get it down without spilllns
t-and has her apologize for put.
ing 1t there. II she doesn't apollo
'ize he'll probably only be a walk.
ng delegate, walking as fast as pos
ible IL not actually running.
BY no means should husbands of
ives so famous that they have
cen forced TO become known to the
orld by those wives names be
iglble to the Matrimonial Union.
ocal 10, or any other Local.
IN Russia the Husbands Rrolec.
We Society idea is going strong,
10 ! see by the paper that they
I've recently pas ed law over
ere whereby woman can he
rowl in the jug for failure to nay
r divorced husband bis allmony.
lis makes the women see Red.
All Of which goes to prove that
lited We Stand for A Lot: Di.
led. You Get the House n
u're Lucky!
But with the husbands aud the
rves both well organized we
sht get to a point where We could
a little arbitration. The wives
na1d the abolition OF the twenty.
u hOur day, and a minimum
IS allowance. While the hus.
IDS could demand the removal OF
time limit on home coming, and
right to walk upstairs IN their
es after II p. N. The old prln.
e Of give and take Is the best
r all-he gives and she lakes.
no amount Of arbitration can
settle who's boss. That can 4
done only IN one way, and the
bandF Protective Association {
rh takes up this set Of rules will
< wonders. e
Never forget to kiss your wife 4
I-by-and kiss Der unexpected. d
zen e you're staying home.
Notice her clothes and tell her Z
looks pretty. Four times q year = =
lficlent for this. !,
Bring her a flower or two oc. - =,
inally when your conscience Il =,
ictly. obviously clear
Never trust her around the NJ
y and never stand FOR any non. il
from her when you and She an
know it's nonsense.
q lf your association viii ad. 70
strictly 70 these slinple rules
Is no question about who viii
'ss-we women are that Kind
'lsi u, ~,
na Wilcox Puinam.-wNU ssrvIos