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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
VACATIONS ARE
MUCH ENJOYED

There seems to have been tend
ency among the K.H.S. students and.
teachers to scram as far as possible
from the home town, leaving be-
hind all thoughts of school.
Miss Hopkins spent a sedate va
cation $50 she says) using her time
for the great necessities OF living
that is, eating, and sleeping in Wal
la Walla. Trula Selph gaddeo
around in Prosser and Kahlotus ana
according to reports, she had a swell
time. Gene Babcock refuses to an
swer any questions but upon In
vestigation, IT was discovered that
he and Mrs. Clark watched the
beautiful sun rise and listened 70
the twittering birds. Lorenz Neu-
man says he'd rather not tell what
he debut we saw you Sunday ait
ernoon, Lorenzl ! Ellamae LieDel
hiked out to Jump-Off Joe and wore
out her thumb trying to get riue
back. Lorraine Giles spent ten days
of life in the raw-must be the
gypsy in her. Miss NSichaelson
dashed hither and yon visiting rela-
lives and friends in Davenport, Spo-
kane, Dryden, Lind and all poinbs
west. Mr.. Jungstrum processes 70
have had a sane and pure vacalon
in good, old Kennewick. Herb couio
not remember what he did (Which
us of the old saying, "Wny
lock the barn door until you CONT
to it?). Coach Johannes repolse
that he didn't do much-just IaI
around in Seattle, Port Angeles aus
Martha Lincoln tels VI
that she went duck hunting. haL
land got the duck. Il have no WIZ
for the press" was the unusual ie
ply from Jim Giard. That oasnl
young lady, Dorothy Blair, reluSes |.
TO answer questions. Strange -
may seem, Miss Blair had no IT'LL
ing experiences during the w. w.
weeks vacation. Must be loSins ~
appeal. Miss Savage spent an =
citing vacation in Fort Ben.O ,.s
Montana and Miss Moulton KEPT ~
home fires burning in kennem W.
Ye oIde Editor claims that ne sps
most of the time sleeping
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
4 GAIN we enter a New Year and

A GAIN we enter New Year and
IA New Year generally brings
forth resolutions. A good New
Years resolution could read re-
solve that in the year Of 1896 will
endeavor to raise all of my grades.
This resolution applies to everyone
in school. A great many resolutions
are kept for perhaps two weeks.
That would be fine, wouldn't it?
But how much good would two
weeks of hard effort do II, at the
end of that time all our good re-
solves weaken and go the way OF
all good things2 We might raise
our grades from D to G. So far so
good, but it would seem that the
wise thing to do would be to con-
tinue the good work and raise our
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
DATA
ABOUT PLAY

The senior class play went off
with a bang. All the actors, Tor
Semi-actors) wish to thank everyone
for the support which was given.
After running all over town and
paying bills we find the senior
class is $50 richer for the ordeal.
They believe they could have done
better and hope the next school play
receives more support, especially by
the students.
We also wish to thank Miss Saw
age for the time which she most
generously gave to the play.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
NEW FEMME
JUST JOINED

The new girl in school that the
boys were all wondering about hap
pens to be Marjorie Roberts from
Everett. When she was asked what
she thought Of Kennewick, this re-
ply came. aOkay, but like the big
city much better"
Marjorie's favorite sport is hockey
we regret that we can't accomo-
date her in this way.
When asked her life history she
stated. 81 have spent most Of my
life in Seattle and hope some day to
go back"
Marjorie is a sophomore and she's
taking the commercial course.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
JUNIORS PLAN
JUNIOR PLAY

A few students from the Junior
class made a business trip to Mr..
Blacks office to find out two inn
portant articles which will be taken
up at the next class meeting. The
first was concerning a Junior play
which Mr.. Black said would be all
right if given after the operetta and
after the cast for the all school play
was chosen.
The second article concerned the
prom. It was suggested to be given
in February. -.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
SCHOOL BAND
HOLDS IT'S OWN

After prolonged discussion the
school band decided to start the
New Year off right by accompany
ing the basketball team to Prosser,
Friday, January 3. Although the
band has not rehearsed together
for several weeks and a few play
ers were absent they still held their
own with Prosser's Pep Band and
added much to the spirit of the eve
ming.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
TO GIVE ROSE
OF THE DANUBE

Production of "Rose of the Dam
ube," two-act operetta with
lyrics by Arthur A. Penn, has been
selected as the glee club project for
the coming two months. The lifting
tunes of Viennese waltzes form a
charming musical setting for a
plot of unusual cleverneSs. The
operetta will be given during the
first week in March. g
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
HIGH Y CLUB
ATTENDS MEET

Our local Hi-Y club was repre-
sented at the Older Boys confer
ence recently held in Ellensburg,
by Verne Foraker and Harlan Carl
SON.
They reported having pleasant
trip and an enjoyable time, even
tho they did hitch-hike, and had
the opportunity of taking part in
important discussions among lead
ing students from schools through
out the Northwest.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
INVITATION

The Sophomore class and
members of the faculty are in
vited to the annual Freshman
Sophomore party to be held at.
the school Thursday evening,
January %, at 1880. There will
be games and refreshments serv-
ed. All Sophomores and faculty
members are cordially invited to
this party.
Signed: The Freshman Class
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

EDUCATION is the principal ele-
ment of power which transforms
our nation in its thinking, in its
action, and in its achievement. It
rings the bell of progress, sets in
motion the wheels of commerce and
establishes a world fellowship
among the nations of the earth. It
makes men tolerant and amendable
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

The Girls club had short bus
mess meeting during activity per-
iod Friday, January 3 and elected a
secretary. Lorraine Giles was elect
ed to fill the vacancy caused by the
resignation Of Ruth Goodnight.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

The seniorettas met at the nCu uS
of Barbara Hauschild Tnuto ~S
January 2, with Edith. A1nv .,-s,s
less than half Of the memDeis ,,'ser-
present the girls had a very Inn,
esting discussion about the CO..
activities of the club. The prosl . -
committee introduced a numDs sa,ts
interesting games. Reir
were served by the hostess.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

The So-Fine All club met at the
home of Irene Henke Thursday eve
ming. After the business meeting,
Barbara Hauschild gave a very in
teresting talk on Etiquette for the
Modern Girl
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
AN STORY

And then there is the story OF
the twisted tongues:
what a cheautiful burch!" ex-
claimed the fashionable lady.
Many thinkle peep So" said
the gratified usher; may I sow
you to sheath"
Pies yease," she murmured pleas
antly.
The usher led with gracious dig
nifty as they tiptoed down the aisle.
Bending over worshipper who was
diligently scanning her hymn
book, he asked politely:
'.Mardon me, padam. but do you
occupew this pie?"
"Indood I dee!" she emphatically
asserted.
Crestfallen, he turned to his
charge with the sad remark:
"Then I guess you'll have to take
a chew in the back of the purch!"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
STUDENTS LIKE
NEW ASSEMBLY

K. H. S. had its second real talk
ing picture on Thursday afternoon
which proved interesting to the
students. The leads were played by
Lyle Talbot, Capt. Frank Hawks
and Thelma Todd, whose mysterious
death has recently caused much
newspaper comment. y. .-s@
This was the plot: In order to es-
cape censure of public opinion aft
er a delicate brain operation on a
wealthy paralytic has failed, DR..
Cromwell joins his friend, Donald
Evans on projected Trans-Pacific
flight. -
Hitting a snowStorrn over the
Klondyke, the plane is wrecked and
Evans is killed. Cormwell, rescued
by an old trapper, is removed to a
trading post where he finds that
the news of his trial and flight has
proceeded him over the radio. The
traders believe that Cromwell is
Evans and he assumes the identity
of his friend. However, when a
young boy is brought in with brok-
en- leg, Cromwelps true identity is
revealed. Mark Armstrong begs
Cromwell to save his son who is af-
flicted with the same disease from
which the former patient died. He
finally persuades Cromwell to per-
form the operation and it is a sue
cess.
Cromwell makes his way back to
the United States and regains his
lost standing. A good story played
by an excellent cast.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

grades up to that seemingly inn
possible level of an A! After our
teachers put in SO much hard work
to enable us to get the most out Of
our work it looks as If we could re-
spond with at least average grades
or above. Let's see if we can't have
less flunks and more AS during
1886.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
s. =
S "A / 6

group of boys, one of which she sees
is one of our most prominent senior
boys, Lowell Higley. She interrupts
him long enough to learn quite a
few things that are not known to
everyone, and which I am sure you
will be interested to hear. -.
ooh, I was born in WinthroW
Washington, small town near We
natchee on August IL, 1918. I have
lived in Kennewick most of my life
and have attended school here from
the first grade through high school.
Music and public speaking are my
fayorite subjects and I like debate
as an activity. My hobby is making
model airplanes. Sounds like little
kid stuff, I know, but it is really
interesting. You ought to try it some
time. I'll say I like sports, especially
baseball and football. What are my
faYorite movie actresses? Oh, I like
Shirley Temple and Ginger Rogers
best and when I'm in a blue mood
I enjoy Oracle Allen. I guess my
weakness is movies, so my folks say
anyway. My pet peeve is Hillbillies.
What have I enjoyed most in my
four years of high school? Well,
that's hard to say, but I think I
have enjoyed most taking part in
the senior play and the operettas.
Yes, expect to go to college and
I will take up a business course.
Kills
Kenneth Staley (handing cartoon
to the editor, Bob Skuse): Now this
is the picture of a cow eating grass.
Bob: don't see any grass.
Kenneth: Oh, the cow has eaten
all the grass.
Bob: And where is the COW?
Kenneth: Well, you can't expect a
cow to hang around when the grass
is gone.
Kills.
Coach Mike Johannes in one
of his frequent meditations on life,
nonchalantly strolled through a pa
per wall of the senior play scenery.
Was his face red when he let go of
the door handle he thought he held.
-K-H-S-
Miss Virgil Hopkins, our English
teacher maestro - dramatic and
newspaper coach, wins the silver
plated bath sponge this week for
the best exhibition of artistic tenn
perment. When advising everyone
. to keep coop' while the play was
under way, she calmly upset the
makeup table and proceeded to
walk in the remains.
-K-H-S-
Anyone having trouble with an
diversified figure is advised to see DR..
Bob Stradford.
We are now on a basis of effic-
iency. We are having a three in one
assembly.
KRIS
Anyone having a humorous story
please turn in to the paper staff.
Kills
Miss Michaelson is now Howard
Reymore's special escort.
Kills
Our joke column is on the bum
due to the fact Mrs. Church lets
all the jokes she hears go in one ear
and out the other.
Kills
The sopranos voice was wonder
ing, but her soul was filled with
divine enthusiasm. She went, but
always off key. Finally the German
music teacher tore his hair desper-
ately. 81 blay on the white keys and
den I blay on de black Ones" he
ragged, "but you-you sing in the
cracks"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
WANT TO EARN $3.50?

See Miss Savage in the CONNER
cial room for particulars.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
OLDGRADUATES
GIVE SPEECHES


The fifth period physics class was
honored last week by two alumni
struggling to make good, namely
Alger Petitjean and Gene Shana-
felt. Professors Petitjean and Shan
afelt discussed photographic pro-
lection, analytical graphing and
differential calculus and their rela-
tionship to physics.
eve can't advise forcefully
enough" said Alger Petitjean, "the
Importance Of graphing in high
school"
Although somewhat stupefied the
class declared they enjoyed it very
much.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

Miss McGee-Tomorrow we will
take the life of Irving. come pre-
pared.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

WANTED-A man to handle dyn-
amite in match factory. A splen-
did chance to rise.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
BASKETBALL SCHEDULE

Jan. Z, HanfOrd at Kennewick
Jan. IA, T0uchet at T0uchet
Jan. IL, Pasco at Kennewick
Jan. ri, KahIotus at Kahl0tus
Jan. "a, Pr0sser at Kennewick
Jan. %, Dayton at Dayton
Jan. 81, Dayton at Kennewick
Feb. ., Pasco at PascO
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

Mr.. Clark What is the outstand-
ing contribution that chemistry has
given to the World?
Student-B Blondes.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

FOUND-An A in department! The
owner may secure by seeing John
Lincoln, who seems to have obtain
ed it by some mistake.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09
CO MIR OF r Q Q M
STAFF

Society Editor Mary Thresher
Static --..--.---.-...--..--- Swayze
Class Reporters Stradford, Martha
Lincoln, Peggy Burton, Lorenz Neuman.
General Reporters Frances Brindell, Mar
tina Chellis, Dean Nagley, Shay Fyfe, Eu-
gene Babcock, Arthur Dutton, Maxine
Sitton.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

It pays to read the advertisements.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-01-09

Cast of Characters
DR.. Cromwell lyle Talbot
Donald Evans, Capt. Frank Hawks
KlOndyke Thelma Todd
Mark Armstrong III. B. Walthall
Burke - Pat O'Malley
Miss Porter Priscilla Dean
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-01-03

ers who wouldn't miss an issue for
anything in the world. We also
have quite a wide out-of-town cir
culation among our own people.
If there are any Of the younger
people who write poetry and who
want chance to have it published
in the paper, I'll be glad to use
the space in my column. You can
bring in your poems or send them
in to: Minneapolis Spokesman,
300 South Third Street. Also will
be glad to look over any short story
manuscripts you may have around.
If I think they're good enough I'll
submit them to my writing teacher
over at the "U," DIR. Anna Phalen,
and she will pass expertly on their
value. This little paper gets
around, and if your poetry has any
prospective talent in it, someone
will be sure to discover it.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-01-03
$500 QUESTIONS ANSWERED
DAILY IN BUS DEPOT

On an average day, information
clerks In the Union Bus Depot in
Chicago answer $500 telephoned
questions regarding rates, sched-
ulss. routes, tours, etc. These Ques.
tons OF the bus-traveling public are
handled by specially trained girls
seated ct an eight-posftion order
table recently installed by the JIli-
nois Bell Telephone Company.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-01-03
Veteran Wins Verdict
Charged With Assault

Information reaches this that Post No 10 Ao 10 s. Third
st. Minneapolis instrumental in securing mot guilty. verdict
November 49, in the Robert Bailey veteran charged
with intended assault Bailey had appealed for help unsucesu
to the F. W. in which he holds membership O. Smith, Mime
apos defense attorney, the trial Elk River easily
testimony Of the in the proving the satisfaction the
jury fameup for the of backma The girl had
demanded $25OO according the veteran News to settle the
out Of court.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-01-03
Personalities
BY NELLIE DODSON

Thanks to that group of st. Paul
gals for the generous, broad
minded deed they pulled during the
holidays. Well, if it will make the
New Year brighter and happier for
them, and makes them feel noble,
pure and sanity, far be it from me
to spoil their fun. It takes some
queer things to make some people
happy you know.
To those girls who wrote in and
asked me to suggest some suitable
topics for discussion at high school
girls club meeting, I'd say that if
you'll give me until next week to
think it over, I'll be glad to help.
Your letter arrived only this morn
ing, so I haven't really had time
to seriously consider it. You had
my old address on the envelope so
the postoffice had to redirect it
to my present one.
Now, let's see: New Years Eve
started out quietly in the two
towns, but by 400 a. m. things
had picked up considerably. The
law had called at one private party
in Minneapolis, and told all of the
celebrants to shush up their noise,
or else, and up at the Apex,
around 600 a. M, the fists started
flying. At another gathering one
of the society lights had pushed
another society light in the face,
and they had to separate them.
One biggy-wig had fallen down.
stairs and dented the floor, instead
of his head. My one wish for
the New Year is that Earl Bur-
naugh has a complete recovery out
at Glen Lake. Also Orville Thomp-
son. I hear that they're both get
ting along fine, and so I'm sure
they will be we'll on the road to
health by this time next year.
Keep your chins up, boys. :. A lot
Of the girls on the campus have
said that if they could choose a
partner for the swanky Senior
Prom and Junior Ball, given out
at the University, Woody Mills
would be the selection because of
the hot-cha way he wears his
clothes, and dances. In other
words, they'd want somebody who
would make a Hotel Lowerish ap-
pearance. Handsome Homer
Harris and Unusual Ozzie Sim
mons were the dinner guests of
Barbara Mallory's aunt in Water
loo, Iowa, over the Thanksgiving
holiday. I'll bet those boys can
really put away the groceries, too.
It was Ollie Grantham and
Adele Graham and Sonny Berry
and Rosetta Ellis making a four
some over the Christmas vacation.
Rosetta, I think, is the most beau
tiful little gal in the Cities. And
they say she is sweet kid, too.
... That was lush gown Florence
Collins had on New Years Eve. :.
Don Underwood is the most bored
and indifferent-lookin' lad I know.
His sister, Katharine, says he's
just as bored and Indifferent as he
looks, too. -. What prominent fra
ternity man had to be taken in the
house by the milkman New Years
yawning? He called me up the
next day and said: "Lissen, you
can put this in your column if you
want to, but don't mention my
name, and don't mention the name
of the milk company the guy drives
for" He doesn't want his name
mentioned because he was sup
posed to be working all night New
Years Eve, or at least that's the
tale he told the gel friend. But
I can't figge~ out why he wants
to hide the name of the milk com.
white people pass by the office,
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LEARN WHAT THE FUTURE
HOLDS FOR YOU
BY
ONE WHO WISHES YOU
HAPPINESS ON NEW YEARS
DAY AND EVERY DAY!

Pick out each letter in your name,
Then read that line-'tis a New
Years Game
Revealing your Fortune fair and
true
With many surprises next year for
you!
A bright future lies ahead.
B anish doubt, He is true.
G areful planning will bring re-
suits.
D ont worry. All is we'll.
E xtreme caution is best.
F riends should be chosen care
fully.
G God fortune will be yours.
H ealth and happy days.
I Information of Importance for
you.
ealous friend cannot harm you.
K eep smiling. You will win.
L uck in love affairs.
M UGH that is good awaits you.
N ews of an engagement.
o fer that will surprise you.
P repare for a sudden trip.
Q uick thinking will avert unpleas-
antneSs.
R are opportunity for you.
S picy gossip for your ears.
T ravel and new experiences.
U nexpected meeting with old
sutton. ---. --.-~...
V cry alluring invitation for you.
W ear blue. It will bring you luck.
K ira good luck in money matters.
Y QUILL always remember this year.
z ealous friends will aid you.
So may fortunes wheel, at every
turn
Find you more truly blest
With all that cheers and happy
years
Of all life's VERY BEST!
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Evening star., 1936-10-02

Continued From First Page.)
ing out on his FIRST campaign invasion
Of the West.
Defeating the new Medical Build
ing. President Roosevelt declared the
medical profession could rest as
Sured' the Federal administration
contemplated mo action detrimental
to their interests in carrying out the
health provisions of the social security
act.
The overwhelming majority OF
doctors of the Nation want medicine
kept out of politics" he asserted.
"On occasions in the past attempts
have been made to put medicine into
politics. Such attempts have always
failed and always will fail," he said,
adding:
Government, State and National.
will call upon the doctors of the Ma
ton for their advice In the days to
come"
BOX Scores" Compared.
1t was q regular world series crowd
that jammed Forbes Field last night
in Pittsburgh to hear the President
make his half-hour talk on finances
and relief. The home grounds Of the
Pittsburgh Pirates, at which he COM
pared box scores" of the past and
present administrations. was filled by
q wildly cheering capacity throng that
flowed by the thousands out onto the
field. Park ofhcials said the stands
themselves seat $4,000.
Contending his administration had
much to show" for increasing the
national debt by q met" $4,000, 900,
600 to help pay for relief as an in
vestment in the future of America, "
the campaigning Chief Executive as.
serted President Hoover had little
to show for the $4,000, ,000, 900 by
which he increased" the same debt
Carrying the contrast further. ht
said the SO, 900, 900 900 was little COM
pared to the billions" that were sent
abroad between 1920 and 1880 fol
armaments and foreign boondog-
Cling" which he asserted were gone
for good" and additional billions
loaned to Europe during the war.
Declaring the national income had
risen from $3s, ,0o0, 900 900 in 1892 tc
SIS. 900 00O,000 last year and may &C
above SEC, o,OOo. 900, 900 IN 1896, he con-
cluded:
IF it keeps on rising at the present
rate, as I am confident that 1t will
the receipts of the Government, with.
out imposing any additional taxes will
within o year or two, be sufdcient tt
care for all ordinary and relief ex.
penses of the Government-in othel