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White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11
Uncle Phil Gs.
"a
Says: AM
Aspire to Humility


Aspiring to nothing but humility,
the wise man will make it the height
of his ambition to be unambitious.
AS he cannot effect all that he
wishes, he will only wish for that
which he can effect.
Trouble is the busiest thing in the
world. Half the people are looking
for it and the other half are trying
to dodge it.
When your motto is, do it noW,"
what delight there is in occasionally
not doing it.
No one is infallible. Even the
weather man may get caught out in
the rain without an umbrella.
Take Your Chance
Make the most of yourself Don't
wait for some other fellow to MAKE
the most of you.
Every night count your blessings.
Every morning count yesterdays
mistakes and be careful.
Best after dinner speech at home
is praise of the dinner.
Happiness Is Inexpensive
Savages really have the most un,
alleged happiness. Unlike the civil
lized, they don't care how cheap their
strings Of beads are.
He must be a pretty good sort OF
man who has accomplished half the
things he intended to do.
Ones brother will not be senti-
mental to one as his brother, but he
will usually come around with his
pocketbook when you need it.
Pretense Most Painful
Poverty is not SO painful as pre-
tense. When we have what is want
ed to make us comfortable, all the
rest is vanity, excess and envy.
Children have such good health, no
wonder it is hard to control them.
Be glad that they are vigorous, any
way.
All the success achieved in crea-
tive work is earned and hardly
earned.
Most of us are addicted to the
habit of passing the buck. The man
who misses his aim in life is apt to
demand a larger target.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11

II q K e - D. IN OW,
there was a cam
ig n for y o u.
When Bryan was a
discovery instead of
a chronic recur-
renee.
Two life long
friends would meet.
"What dye think
of this here free
silver thing?" one
would ask. Il think
it's the greatest no.
Hon IN hict0ru ~ tho
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11
Funny Foreign Names.

Funny Foreign Names.
XX7ORD from Warsaw is that
Wv the incumbent, the Hon. Mar
jan Zyndram Koscialcowski, having
resigned, the president of Poland
has picked as the new premier
none other than Gen. Felicyan
ogskladkowski. The latter gen
tleman has already been installed
up to and including his first five
or six syllables, the rest of the
name running as a second section.
So what you mistook for static
on the radio night before last was
just the news broadcaster trying
to pronounce him as whole.
Ever Rising Taxes.
4 NYBODY who fondly believes
"A that, regardless of which out
fit wins in November, taxes won't
keep right on going up and up bas
thinking apparatus that dates
back quite a spell.
I'd say it dates back to the eli
max Of the big rise, as set forth
in the Bible, and is a direct in
heritance from the skeptical folks
who wouldn't harken to the pro-
phetic warning.
Remember the scene, don't you?
The forty days rain still beating
relentlessly down, the freshet climb
ing higher and higher, the animals
marching in two by two.
And with the old ark starting to
move and Father Noah yelling !:
Cali aboard" and with the waters
closing over their heads, those
know-it-alls still gurgling through
their valedictory bubbles, "Shuck-
ms, there amt goin' to be no
food"
Honoring Lee and Jackson.
VX7HEN the Post Office depart
w ment includes among the gal
lery Of the greatest Americans, to
be pictured in the new issue of
memorial stamps, the faces of the
Confederate chieftains, Lee and
Jackson, what happens?
Why, nobody waves the bloody
shirt. Nobody ennobles the sorry
word traitor" by applying it to
the memories Of those two gal
liant soldiers and simple Christian
gentlemen. Nobody in the name of
patriotism drags the Wondering
bones of sectional rancor out of
the ground. Nobody beats the
''Rogue's March for Rebels on
hates snare drum.
Instead, all over the Union, men
and women applaud this generous
but merited gesture. A leading pa
per of Boston-Boston, no less,
once the mulching bed of abolition
and the breeding ground for anti
southern sentiment - editorially
| commends the idea.
| IRWIN S. COBB
CopyriRht.-WNU Service
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11
BOYS! GIRLS!

Read the Grape Nuts ad in another
column of this paper and learn how
to join the Dizzy Dean Winners and
win valuable free prizes. ADV.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11

HOLLYWOOD, CALF
i l They say this will be the
liveliest fight for years and
years, with glee clubs gargling
and the boys out with brass
bands and brass-knucks; and
batteries of college professors
firing on opposition professors.
But they'll never reclaim the glo-
rious ancient spirit. We're too tame.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11

Quality of Thoughts
The happiness Of your life depends
upon the quality of your thoughts.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11

of the Geography
with laugh to the demands OF
natives Peru
hang foothills the headwaters OF the
visitors their lands
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11

second fellow would say. "What do
you think?' II think you're a dirty
such-and-such The first man
would yell, and then everybody
would start bouncing those old
fashioned cuspidors off of everybody
else's dome.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1936-06-11
No Need to Suffer
Morning Sickness

"Morning sickness" is caused by an
acid condition. To avoid it, acid must be
offset by alkalis such as magnesia.
The Washington times., 1936-10-02
BAY MANDATES
CR|SF|ELD

CRISFIELD, Md, Oct. @.
Backed up by strong northeast
winds, waters of Chesapeake Bay
yesterday inundated streets of the
lower part Of the city.
Several seafood establishments
were forced to close because of
flooded lower floors. The water
was IL inches deep at some places
and was still rising. Only slight
damage was anticipated, however.
Northeast winds have prevailed
for several days, interfering with
the normal ebb tides and causing
the bay to fill to an unusual height.
Tenth Street, part of lower Main
Street, part of Fourth, Fifth, Sixth
and Cove Streets are under water.
VOTE AMERIcAN-
Get the late editions of Times
Saturday for football scores.
The Washington times., 1936-10-02
FRENCH MAJOR
CLAIMS ESTATE

NEW YORK, Oct. 2.-Command-
ant Pierre Rampillion of the
French army has claimed $780,
600 estate in New Jersey. Through
Attorney Joseph Deegan Of Perth
Amboy, he declared himself the
rightful heir of the property OF
Mrs. Eugene de Buck, his sister.
Mrs. de Buck died in SecauSis
three years ago. She signed a
will in 1915 bequeathing all to her
husband, John, a florist. He died
last year without leaving a will.
A sister, Marie de Meyer Of Misha-
waka, inherited the estate as the
sole heir-at-law.
Mrs. de Meyer gave Mrs. Louise
Bailey of South Bend power OF
attorney. Mrs. Bailey filed bond
of $50, 900 last May and was named
administrator.
The Washington times., 1936-10-02
WOMEN PLAN
! MEETINGS

Two committee meetings Of the
Columbia Chapter, Women of the
Moose, are scheduled for today.
Mrs. Margaret Bates, chairman
of the membership committee,
will gather with her group at 3
D. m. at the home of Mrs. Betty
Whitehouse, in Fort Myer, Va.
Mrs. Whitehouse is the Junior re-
gent of Columbia Chapter.
This committee has been di-
Vided into two teams to compete
in securing new members. Mrs.
WhitehouSe will captain one team,
and Mrs. Lena Meadows will head
the opposing team.
The lot of the losing team will
be to entertain at a dinner which
will be given during the visit OF
the grand regent, Mrs. Eva Star
key, of Lynn, Mass. The commit
tee is also offering to members,
awards of emblem pins for three
applications and emblem cavaliers
for five applications.
Mrs. Frances Baldwin, chair
man of the social service commit.
tee will entertain her group, as
well as the Child Care and Train
ing Committee, of which Mrs.
Lena Meadows is chairman, to.
night. The women will gather at
Mrs. Baldwin'S home, 623 A St.
N. E.
VOTE AMERICAN
Get football results the day
the game is played. Read late
editions Of The Washington
Times every Saturday through
out the season.
The Washington times., 1936-10-02

centratiOns in which the super.
executive Is virtual monarch Of
all he surveys; in which the Con-
greSS Is o supine set Of ditto
marks; in which an incOn-
veniently sturdy Supreme Court
is an object of ridicule, resent
ment, reprisal, and revenge.
This Is not the Philadelphia
formula. It Is not the American
way. 1t cannot be allowed to
persist"
VOTE AMERIcAR-
$500 Vanishes
r. W. Calvert, manager Of a
hotel at 1401 Sixteenth st. N. W.,
yesterday collected $500 in rem
tails, after his bank was closed for
the day.
Calvert told police last night he
hid the money under the corner
Of a rug and, when he checked up
on its safety, discovered it was
missing.
The Washington times., 1936-10-02
AID
FOR LAND0N.

CLEVELAND, Oct. 2 G.N.S).
In front page editorial, and with
$50 billboards throughout the city,
the Cleveland News is urging
support of Gov. Alfred M. Landon.
Republican presidential nominee.
The billboards, carrying a large
picture of Governor Landon, bear
the message Go Ahead With Ian
don!" and the name of the news
paper. Earl Martin, the editor,
said he believes this is the first
time a Cleveland newspaper has
conducted a billboard advertising
campaign in support of a preSi-
Dental nominee.
The editorial states the News
supports Governor Landon's can
didacy because the paper believes
cit is time for little old-fashioned
American progress"
The Washington times., 1936-10-02
Vandenberg DecrieS
U. s. Rule BY Decree

Special to American Newspapers, Inc.
PHILADELPHIA Oct.
2.-"YOur Liberty Bell may be.
cracked, but its message is not"
United States Senator Arthur
H. Vandenberg of Michigan
brought this cheering word to
Philadelphia tonight.
In an address here he said:
1.-THE Constitution Of the
United States, which has been
fighting for its life the last
three years, is just as wildly in.
diSpensable today as when 1t
gave the world its pattern Of
ordered freedom 149 years ago.
1t is just as much at war today
with Government by executive
decree at Washington as 1t was
with the original menace from
which 1t rescued us in the begin
"The Roosevelt party gives US
q Federal Government of un-
checked and unbalanced con-
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Exercise Will Dissolve
Double Chins
BY IDA JEAN kahn


It's how many years have passed your head it's how
many your throat line has chroncled wish keep your
age indefinite land don't a) then keep your chin
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Reich Orders
Aryd11 TO Aid
JelUiSh Wife

BERLIN.-A significant verdict
on the question Of intermarriage
has been handed down by a Ger
man federal court, in which it is
indicated that formal divorce is a
requisite before an Aryan may re-
nounce his marital obligations to
his non-Aryan partner.
Attention of legal circles was
focused on the case today when
the verdict drew favorable COM
ment in the current issue of the
bimonthly DeutSche JuriSten-
Zeitung.
The federal court had rejected
an appeal by an Aryan husband
against a judgment by a lower
court which favored his Jewish
wife. In the higher courts verdict
it was ruled that marriage be-
tween Jews and Germans, al
though no longer allowed, impose
upon the Aryan partner the
duties of faithfulness and support.
whoever decided to marry a
person Of alien race" the court
declared, undertook a life con-
tract and as long as he has not
been divorced he is not entitled to
renounce his obligation because
he is feeling the effect Of racial
inequality. On the contrary, the
partners in such q marriage
should show crater consideration
for each other despite racial diff
ferenceS."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27

Missus, Wednesday afternoon, will
honeymoon on his new yacht in
Mexican seas. It will be a cur.
tailed Observation-Disclosures having
been assigned to fashion the yarn
for Lew Browns first R. K. o. We
hicle. lone Rainy Afternoon"
was previewed the other night
features Francis Lederer, Ida Lu-
pino, Hugh Herbert and Roland
Young-and is definitely box Of
flee. Watch for it when 1t comes
to town. Louis B. Mayer leaves
for New York after delay Of sew
eral days when he was bedded by
the flu. Howard Dietz and Frank
Orsatti will accompany him. {.
Fred Heating finally gets his wish
he was homeSick for New York.
:. He opens in the Rainbow Room
on or about. May g.. .Busby Ber-
kelley has returned to the direction
of "Stage Struck" and Bobby Con-
molly, who pinch-hit for him, will
shift to Marion Davies Cain and
Abe1," handling the musical rou-
tines. L.. The estimated cost Of the
Hepburn picture, MARY Of Scot
land" is close to $1,00O,000.
Have just found out the
cause for the rumOr around
town that Heather Angel and
Ralph Forbes had drifted and
were occupying separate apart
ments. Forbes had gone out
and rented an apartment-fOr
his wife'S mOther-just in from
England. "A new title who
wants to be Kentucky Colonel
anyhOw?) Pred Astaire has
lust been appointed Honorary
Cowboy OF Nevada. The only
advantage is that instead Of
piece Of paper-yOu get q TO-
gallo hat. .Newspapermen
here are wondering what has
caused the change in Kay Fran
els, who until few months
ago was considered among film
dOm'S most regular gals. Not
50 long ago she barred two
Associated Press men from her
party. icing one Of them with
the frigid chirp that she had
no recollection that she had
invited him or any other news
papermen. As in our own
case, she endeavOred frantically
to make amends the following
day-but the fellow has turned
thumbs down Similarly, Kath-
arine Hepburn is said to be ex-
periencing a change Of heart
and mellOwing. Unfortunately,
the boys and the gals of the
press, who have tired Of her
tantrums, are too busy to pay
any attention to her now, and
what favorable breaks she has
won recently have been be-
cause Of her director, John
Ford, Is popular with news
paper people.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27

riage as much as abnormal weight
is responsible for most big and
little chin troubles. When the
head is inclined forward the re-
suit Is either a fold of soft flesh
under the jaw line, or horizontal
underchin creases, exposing cal
endar age to the minute.
II your throat troubles come
single, double or in a series, there
are two things you must do now
to restore a lovely line: exercise
the throat muscles and correct
the carriage of the head. Exercise
will erase the creaSes and dissolve
the double chinS, while holding
the head up will ward off these
chin troubles.
In youth, the muscles are round
and firm and fully support the
tissues to a smooth covering. Since
the throat muscles get less
exercise as time goes on, they
atrophy and the result is chin
sag and crepey throat. Don't de-
spair! Persistent exercise will
tone these muscles and gradually
firm the tissues.
Use muscle oil or skin food II
you wish, but don't expect
miracles Of them. Both are excel
lent when backed with muscular
exercise. Apply the oil warm, or
pat in nouriShing or tissue cream
and leave on while exercising.
The home made preparation given
in a previous article is made by
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27

adding one part mineral oil to two
parts melted cocoa butter. Cleanse
the face and throat and apply the
warm oil with cotton.
Now, you are ready for exercise.
The following exercise, correctly
performed, uses both throat and
jaw muscles:
Thrust the chin out, then pull
upward with the lower lip until
you feel the muscles tense and
firm. Count 20 slowly, while pull
ing lip upward and continuing
tension Of the muscles. Hold. Re-
lax all muscles gradually. Repeat
exercises only three times.
ANY measure that stimulates
circulation will improve the line.
Brisk rubbing with q rough towel,
daily use of a flesh brush and
slapping cold, cold water under
the chin every morning all help
to arouse circulation and beautify
the throat. However, these meas
ures are only secondary to eX-
erciSe, which is absolutely neceS-
sary to bring the muscles back to
full tone and vigor.
If your double chin is an acces-
sorry to overweight, subtract cal
cries to remove fatty tissue and
exercise to tighten the skin and
prevent flabbiness.
UnderweightS with depleted,
scrawny Threats must have more
calories to bring the weight to
normal, but specific exercise is
necessary to increase circulation
and better nouriSh the tissues.
It takes time and persistence to
restore . throat line and correct
head carriage to keep it lovely.
Send stamped addressed envelope
for the special leaflet Lets Chin
for Awhile! - Exercises for Twin
Chins."
BALANCED REDUCING MENU
BREAKFAST
Galleries
Orange Juice, n glass. ............ 50
Toast. thin slices. 100
Butter, n pat. Observation-Disclosures. 80
Coffee, tsp. cream, 1 rounded
tsp sugar. .'................... 30
ESQ
LUNCHEON
Tomato and hard cooked egg salad
(Reducer's Dressing) ........... 100
Roll ......... .................. 100
Butter. u pat. ...............:,, 25
Buttermilk or SKINNED milk. ..... 80
S05
~ DINNER
Lamb ehope. brOIled. .....,..... 200
Beans, lima, u cup. ..>,........ 100
Chopped green salad (vineEar) -. rs
Lemon pie, Sin. at circumference. 800
625
Total calOries for day. $50
Your dietitlan,
IDA JEAN KAHN.
Copyright, 1895. by King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27
Louis SObOI
THE VOICE OF
Broad way
w
In Hollywood

Fimdom paid affectionate tribute to its pioneer, Carl
Lamme at elaborate banquet at the Ambassador
speeches fwand two of them at least effective and
holding by Herbert Rawlnson, of Laemmes first
film the other by Rupert Hughes who confessed
lugubouy that he had succeeded in selling story to
Universal The veteran flmmans reply after two deeply
sentimental addresses by Irving Thabeg and Will Hayes was
hating tinged with emotion All during the OF
the evening Norma Shearer kept leaning toward Uncle Carl
whispering the import of the speeches into his cupped by
his hands, for the elderly Laemme hard of hearing Pro-
duce heads of rival studios directors and stars dotted the
vast dining hall The Jack Warmers The William LIE Barons
r The Sam Briskns Boris Morros The Robert Leonards
. William Anthony Mcclure The Seymour Felixes. Mary
Astor. Jean Hershot. Dixie Dunbar .Rosabee Laemmle
and her spouse Stanley Bergerman Irene Dunn Merle
Oberon Sgmund Romberg. Willy Pogany. Louise Rainier
Scores of others To say goodbye to kindly old
scarcely than five feet HIGH who had devoted himself to
with millions of dollars in his purse.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27
* Daily X
L0eUHzEHO7a0M
~ MAX 0ERNS
Five to Four Decisions

Five to -Four Decisions
LOW do votes in Presidential
IL elections compare with five
to four Supreme Court decisions?
Presidents Van Buren,, William H.
Harrison, Pierce, Lincoln (twiee) ,
Grant, Mckinley (twice), Taft and
Coolidge were elected by popular votes
Of less than FIVE to four majorities.
Polk, Taylor, Buchanan, Hayes,
Garfield, Cleveland (twiee) Benjamin
Harrison, and Wilson (rwiee) not
only had less than FIVE to four, but
less than four to four proportions Of
the popular vote (but had majorities
in the electoral vose).
Jefferson and Adams failed Of elec.
ton by the people and were elected by
the House Of Representatives.
Over half our Presidential elections
(22 out Of 81 were decided BY less
than FIVE to four majorities; and less
than one.sixth (only 10 out of 65)
of the Supreme Court decisions deelar-
ing acts unconstitutional were BY FIVE
to four majorities.
Our government is based on ma
joisy rule. This applies not only to
Supreme Court decisions but also 10
Presidential elections.
.rOGORROw-"A SCRAP OF PAPER.'1
Copv, Iyht 1898 king re"'ur~s Syndicate. Inc
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WOHmen9S Club
Calendar
TODAY

D. c. Federation of Women's
Clubs-Meeting, 1920 a m, Ra.
leigh Hotel.
National Society U. s. Daueh.
tiers of 1S12-Convention, all day,
Willard Hotel.
Washington Branch, A. A.U. W.
Tea, 4 p. m, Walter e. Myer,
speaker, following tea, clubhouse,
1884 st. N. w.
Woman's National Democratic
Club-Forum luncheon, 1890 D,
M. DR.. William j. Hale, speaker,
clubhouse. 1884 I st. N. w.
Dupont Chapter, Y. w. c. A.
Meeting, $3.50 p. M, st. Adams
Chapter meeting at 1870 p. M,
seventeenth and K Streets North.
west. w.. RI.
TOMORROW
Woman's National Press Club
Luncheon, p. m, Willard Hotel.
National Society U. s. Daugh.
tiers of 1812-Convention, all day,
Willard Hotel.
HadasSah-Annual sheet shower
and entertainment, 2:3O p. M,
Jewish Community Center.
Victory Unit No. 4, American
Legion Misunderstanding, 8 D.
M, Colonial Hotel.
Academy Of the Sacred Heart
OF Mary-Card party, 8 p. M,
Hamilton Hotel.
Mt. Pleasant Chapter, Y. w. C.
Annual meeting and election
OF officers. 2 p. m GA E st. N. W
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27
Christian Science
Lecture Is Given

A lecture on Christian Science
Its Ministry of Reconciliation. |"
was given yesterday afternoon in
Constitution Hall by James G..
Rowell, C.S.B., of Kansas City, q
member of the board Of lecture
ship of the First Church Of Christ
Scientist, in Boston.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27
c. U. Boys Honored

Two Washington students have
been honored by initiation into
Alpha Chapter of ri Gamma Mu,
national social science honorary
fraternity at Catholic University.
The new initiates are Michael A.
AnSelmo. 1921 Alabama Ave-, s. E.,
and Robert L. Blandford, 220
Eighth st. S. w.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1936-04-27

Double chinS are not necessarily
subdivision Of excess weight, nor
do scrawny Threats always mean
underweight. Improper head car
Montana oil and mining journal., 1936-01-18
WHITEHALL MlAE
IS SHIPPING ORE

WHITEHALL,-Lawreuce Foran
Leslie Holds and Lew Ogle OF
Butte have made three shipments
OF ore from the New neoi nf-sre
claim, located In Pipestons m5nins
district Their shipments are a.
follows:
1901 ounces OF silver, AS oz.
IN gold. TIC lead. 1859 copper,
AZ antmony.
Second shipment, .e5 ounces in
silver. ~
Third shipment S2.5 ounces in
silver, .01 ounces In gold.
A lotion quartz mill is being
built in Madison county near the
old Parrot Smelter. Spokane men
are said to be financing thfs mill.
They intend to miH ore from the
Colorado and Surprise mines loeat-
ed in the same district.