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Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11
SERVICES HELD FOR
RICHARD L. LIPSCOMB

Funeral services were held Sat-
urday, December 5, at the Neal Flu
neral Home for Richard L. Lips
comb whose sudden death was re-
ported in the last issue of this pa
per. Services were conducted by
the Odd Fellows, W. II. Martin in
charge. Sermon preached by the
Rev. W. E. Warrington of Bethes-
da; music by its senior choir. In
terment in Crystal Lake cemetery.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11
San FranciscO's Chinatown Has Only
"Hand Painted Phone Book in y. S.

In circle: The Chinatown central
Office In San Francisco carries out
the oriental motif enthusiastically.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11
BETHESDA BAPTIST

The sudden cold of last Sunday
interfered somewhat with the at
tendance at both the morning and
evening services. Rev. w. E. Wad-
lington, taking John 9th for his
text, preached an earnest sermon
on the subject, "Lord, Evermore
Give Us This Bread" It was COM
munion Sunday. The senior choir
sang very effectively. At the eve
ming hour the pastor dispensed
with sermon, giving opportunity
for expression to those who had
not availed themselves of it at the
morning service. Teachers in the
Sunday school were in attendance
promptly but numbers of the
younger group were unable or were
not permitted to come through the
cold.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11

The Chinatown central Office Of
the Pacific Telephone and Telegraph
Co., in San Francisco, is believed
to be the only Chinese telephone
Office outside of China itself. And
San Francisco is probably the only
city in the world with telephone
office conducted in an alien tongue.
The Chinese population is 1900
in IA square blocks, and there are
1900 telephones in that area. These
Chinatown telephones are buster,
measured by the number Of calls per
day, than the average San Francisco
telephones, so that Mr.. Wong ex-
cells Mr.. Jones in the use Of this
typically American invention.
The Chinese telephone book is
hand-lettered. 1t might be called
Americas only "hand-painted" tele-
phone directory. All the names, ad-
dresses and numbers in the book
are hand-lettered in Chinese char
acters with the little brush used by
Chinese instead of a pen. For this
reason, only Chinese or people who
can translate Chinese are able to
read the writing. This book is ex-
clusively for Chinatown telephone
users. For other people of San Fran
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11
BORDER BRIEFS"

Despite the severe cold weather,
the attendance at all services Sun
day was reasonably large. At the
II o'clock service the attendance
was very pleasing. A large num-
Der partook of the regular monthly
Communion which was served for
the last time in the current year.
The Sunday School continues to
add to it's membership each week.
During the League hour a lively
discussion was ably conducted by
Miss Bernice Brown on the subject,
"Is NV Life Predestined?" After a
spirited exchange of ideas, the Ep-
worth Leaguers were served re-
freshments by Mr.. Warren Kings
bury and Miss Odessa McAdams.
We are indeed happy to welcome
our choir director, Mr.. C. C. I'm
derwood, back from the funeral of
his brother who passed away in
Springfield, Illinois. The pastor,
Rev. D. P. Young, will continue his
series of sermons on the Advent of
Christ, which win reach a climax
in the Christmas message, Sunday,
December goth.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11
CANDLE LIGHT CHORAL
SERVICE

A 60-voiced chorus, composed Of
members from all the Minneapolis
church choirs, rehearsed Monday
night at the Phyllis Wheatley
House for the Candle Light Choral
Service, which will be presented at
Zion Baptist church, December 20,
4 o'clock. The services will be
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11
CHURCH NEWS
NOTICE TO CHURCH
CORRESPONDENTS

Your church notes should reach
the Minneapolis office of the paper,
800 Third st. South, by Wednesday
noon each week to insure publica-
ton.
Make them brief and to the point.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1936-12-11

Le Part from San FancseO Chinese telephone directory
At the "china
New Spanish Aey the final Of characters
door numbers" address ngs below reading from left to
right the the telephone number the characters
the final character the street
Rights "Png the the directory because the in
produced hand than by
completion pages into photongaVngs and printed
The Washington times., 1936-12-07
DAILY TIMES
TABLE
TODAY

1890 P.M.-Luncheon, Graphic
Arts, Raleigh Hotel.
1890 PM. Luncheon, Wash
ington Executives Association, Will
lard Hotel.
P.M.-Annual meeting lunch
con, Variety Club, Willard Hotel.
$50 PM. Dinner, John Nor
rell & Co., Raleigh Hotel.
7 P.M.-Dinner, Oldest Inhab-
itants, D. c., Raleigh Hotel.
P.M.-Meeting Abraham Lin
coin Circle No. 3, G.. A. r., Will
lard Hotel.
PM.-Annual meeting, Presi-
dents Cup Regatta Committee,
Willard Hotel.
P.M-Annual election of Off
GERS. Benjamin B. French Lodge,
No. is, F. A. A. M, New Masonic
Temple.
TOMORROW
8 A.M-Breakfast, Early Birds,
Willard Hotel.
1890 PM. Luncheon, Credit
Men, fLd1GlSu t1OGCI'
1890 PM. Luncheon, Better
Business Bureau, Raleigh Hotel.
1890 PM. Luncheon, Acme
Corp, Raleigh Hotel.
1890 P.M.-Luncheon, M. & M.
Coal Section, Raleigh Hotel.
P.M.-Meeting, D. C. PhaIma-
ceutical, Raleigh Hotel.
8:15 P.M.-Meeting and buffet
supper, Sons of the Revolution,
Willard Hotel.
$50 Pm. Dinner. 8 PM
Meeting, Automotive Safety Meet
ing, held by the Society of Auto
motive Engineers, Washington
Section, at Cosmos Club, Madison
Place and H Street Northwest.
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

amounts in the reducer's diet.
The safe reducing menu always
includes adequate amounts of
eggs, lean meat, cottage cheese,
skinned milk and buttermilk-all
sources of complete protein. Sugars
and starches are chief sources of
energy and cannot be entirely
eliminated from the reducing
menu.
1t would be wise for the reducer
to restrict fats in other forms and
confine his use of fats to butter,
since butter is a valuable source
of Vitamin A. the resistance
building vitamin.
Some butter is extremely i'm
portant in the reducer's diet, since
there is limit on cream and whole
milk, the other sources of this
vitamin. One and one-half pats
of butter per day may be used
in the low-calorie diet to add Vita
min A and palatability.
Isn't it the irony of fate that
thin people like the mountaineering
foods, while the Should-be reduc-
ers just love the fat part of the
meat, chestnuts in the dressing,
and gravy spread gloriously over
all.
When the calories are counted
1T is plain to be seen why thin
The Washington times., 1936-12-07
Ship Engineers
Group Designated

The NLRB yesterday held that
as the National Marine Engineers
Beneficial Association had been
designated by a majority of the
licensed chief and assistant en-
gineers of the Seas Shipping Co.,
of New York, as their representa-
tive for the purpose of collective
bargaining, the association is the
exclusive representative of all such
engineers for collective bargaining
in respect to rates of pay, wages,
hours of employment and other
conditions of employment.
The Washington times., 1936-12-07
Mail Ships Sailings

The following tables show the
names of ships, the lines Operat-
ing them, their times of sailing
from New York, and when their
regular and supplemental mails
close. The time shown is East
ern Standard Time. Date after
names of ports indicate Sched.
uled date of arrival. (") Indi-
Gates mails must be specifically
addressed by this steamer. (f)
Indicates supplementary mails
be accepted on pier up to 10
minutes before sailing time.
TOMORROW
Transatlantic
EXETER (American Export). Ponta
Delgada December IA. Gibraltar II, Mar
seiles 10, Naples II. Alexandra "a,
Pier F. Jersey City. Mails close l p. M;
sails p. m. Letter and prints mails
for Azores Islands Egypt. Gibraltar,
1raq, Palestine. Syria prints mails fot
Albania. Bulgaria. Greece, Italy. Malta,
Turkey and Yugoslavia; parcel post for
Albania, Azores Islands. Egypt, Gibral-
tar, Italy, Iran, Iraq and Palestine.
EXTAVIA (American Export, Casa
blanca December %, Piraeus IS, Salonika
80, Istanbul January 1 and Constanza A.
Pier F, Jersey City Mails 'close noon
Letter and prints, mails for French Mo-
rocco; prints mails for Greece; parcel
post for Bulgaria, Greece, French Mo-
rocco Rumania and Turkey.
GEROLSTEIN (Bernstein), Rotter-
dam and Antwerp December 20; Pier
d, Weehawken. N. ]. Mails close /
p. m. sails p. m. Parcel post for
Belgium, Belgian Congo, Luxemburg and
Netherlands.
IPSHOL (Swedish-American),
Gothenburg December II; Pier 81, N. R.
Wset 57th ST.. Mails close noon
p. M Letter mails for Finland and
Sweden; parcel post for Denmark Fin
land. Lithuania, Poland and Sweden
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

Germany's Col. Gen. Hermann
Goering, who has reduced about
80 pounds, believes that "too much
fat creates big bellies" and
attributes his weight loss to the
use of less butter.
Fat is the one food principle
that can be reduced to a minimum.
Protein cannot be spared, because
it is used in the repair of body
tissue and is needed in normal
The Washington times., 1936-12-07
Nazis Cut Schooling
For Military Officers

BERLIN, Dec. 7.-An announce
ment from the war ministry, which
receives prominence in the press
today, makes it clear that the final
year of preparatory schooling for
German boys has been dropped in
order to obtain young officers for
the military services.
The ministry announced that
boys in the next to the last year of
school, all of whom will be pre-
maturely graduated next March,
minus a years schooling, can enter
an officers career In the army,
navy or air force in october.
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

In 1929 Ferde GrOte sank WIN
Others in the stock market whirl-
pool-lOsing most of his tidy
fortune he had accumulated.
Lost it in steel shares. So he
postponed his debut as band
leader and remained as an ar
ranger for Paul Whiteman. Last
week GrOfe received fat check
from Bennett Chapple. Ben
nett Chapple is the president Of
the American Rolling Mills Com
pany, a leading steel company.
The check was for tone poem
by GrOfe tagged Symphony in
Steel" and was bought at a
fancy figure because Chapple,
like other steel executives, is
now endeavOring to put romance
into the steel industry. This
tribute to the industry which
took most of GrOfe's bankrOll
and has now returned some of
1t to him will be presented at a
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

GrOfe concern at Carnegie Hall
appropriately enuf!) January
19.
Among his minor vanities, the
late Oscar Hammerstein once
cherished a dream common to
many of the great or near-great.
Some day they would erect
statue to him. Well, a massive
statue in bronze was erected to
Americas great sponsor of opera
and the impreSario was quite
proud of it. But it rests on no
stone pedestal in a fenced-off
graveyard, where the little chill
dren may gather and gaze in awe.
The life-Size bronze statue of OS-
car Hammerstein, Swathed in old
burlap, lies huddled in a corner
among scraps at a secondhand
brass shop opposite police head
quarters on Senter Street.
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

people are thin and fat people
are on the wrong side of the
calorie trick. 1t is the grand
total of calories that determines
weight.
You won't get very slim by
taking potatoes and bread out Of
the diet and substituting fats,
which is the favorite way for
overweights to dodge calories.
The following list points out the
double-counting fats:
Fat Meats: Roast pork. pork
chops, fried ham.
Fat Fish: Salmon, Shad, butter
fish, bluefish. sardines, herring.
Fat Fowl: Duck, goose.
Miscellaneous: Gravy, butter,
mayonnaise, olive oil, salad oils.
peanut butter. fried foods, lard,
oleo, cream, cream sauces, cheese,
rich desserts and pastries.
The more fat a food contains,
the higher the number of calorieS
in proportion to its weight and
the more fattening it is. -Four
ounces of roast beef, fat included,
yields 369 calories, while four
ounces of lean roast beef con-
tains only 1873 calories. BY trim
ming off the fat you can have
twice as much meat for the same
number of calories.
You can take twice as many
calories out of your diet by elimi-
mating fats as by leaving off any
other food, so you can see that
avoiding foods with a high per
centage of fats will bring speedier
returns for your dieting than any
other measure.
MAN-SIZE REDUCING MENU
The Washington times., 1936-12-07
From Fats in Diet
Bv IDA JEAN KAHN

Fats should be the bone reducing diet Scientists
tell us that body fat stored easily from fats than
sugars sarches and since fats contain and
fourth times many caories other foods there's double
reason for this restriction.
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

Copyright, 1895, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc. }
The Washington times., 1936-12-07

Send for the leaflets "Man-
Sized Reducing Menus" and
"CalOrie Chart"
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

- Betting. Selling batte eins
NAL einen 9iener, BET Dem Der Gigens
tumsbegriff idpo9 ODER bod ireenO.
tpie feblerboft entpideH ifien. Die
4roeifen Oafiir modten iid I'M
SousboIt Oeutlid bernerfbnr; nber
2eiiing in ieinem fanotiiden @ered-
tigfeitsiinn molte eiren gonS flaren
9etDeis, bebor er ben Monn entlieB.
Nn9 langem @riibeln falO er einen
Mltspeg, Der ieinem o~rgloien @emiit
pie cine beinobe idon 0iaboliide
Gift borfam: gr bergaB obiidtlid
cine Summe in Ioiem @eloe ouf
Dem Gid uno nartete in a%ngitboIer
Spannung oarauf, Of Der 9iener in
Die Sale geben piiroe.
2eioer fiibrte Die Sode gu nidts-
2eiiing bate ndmlid nidt Ooran GEE
oodt, Oas @elo borber 5a 5dblett.
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

- ungewiB beit. Sger5eiben
sic, bite, lit oas bier Die Summer
5tpei2"
.@ein, iOnOern garmmer 8iOeiunO.
5rpon5ig."
81, Ooufe uieImaIS, Oa bin i'd
bod niidteru.~
I'D oil No.. es mar elm
fod unbeidreiblid. No1 meinem
eriten auftreten in Seem gorf lag
gang amerito mir gu GiiBen!"
~aIio ood?"
nSd, i'd bin namlid iofort nit
Dem 6Ilig8elg Oaboneefobren."
-0as Gboos. Gin Gbirurs,
elm arditeft uu0 Elm Diplomat UNI
terboIten iid in @enf %Ooriiber, per
bon linen ben Glteiten 8eruf ousiibt.
Mls Soft sic Srou idut logt Der
Ar3t, nobm er cine &ippe aus Dem
&0rper NOams. CT nobm cine Spe-
ration Dor, alto lit Der 8eruf BEG
Gbirurgen Der 6lteite.
Mitnidteu. ertpioert Ser Nrhiteft.
Nus einem Chaos wuroe Die 8eit
erri9tet. Glio lit Ser 8eritf 0es ar.
6iteften nod Glter.
@ber oas Chaos, mirft Der 9iplo.
mat elm, idufen bod pirl
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
6ur6tbare 81 a d e. a4pen

- 6ur9tbare 81 a d e. Smell
un0 Stroll fms &oufleute.
Seit Snbren iteben iie in @e-
IdGftsperbin0ung.
@pltern gerieten tie nneinonoer.
Der Streit miro INNER beftiger.
ga Iongt Gtpea Dem Rrcn cine.
Scroll itebt perpler. Damn 5ii9t er
beimtiidil1:
Sea portel Morgen idide i1 sir
einen &ontoaus8ugl~
0umme 6rage. Ser
Spotter Sopbir partete i'm @arte-
ioal zines 8abnbois auf ieinen 3ug
uno mii1te iid in oos @eipr6d, oos
mebrere, ebenfaas tportenoe Serren
fiibrten. Sic batten baI0 berausge-
furOen, bob lie es nit einem geiit-
reiden Monne 5u tim botten, uno
noIten ieinen 8is mtf oie 9robe
Itenen.
rSie ideinen ia oles al tpiiien~,
meinte elmer Iadelno, nfonnen sic
mir Oo uidt cine Groge beonttpor-
ten?"
SIMMER beraus Oomit, pieneidt
fam id Sbnen belfen."
r8itte, iagen Sic mir, pie es
fommt, ooB meiu 5dnurrbort idon
gang grau 1T, mdbreno meme &opf-
6aare nod iduar3 iin09"
Sopbir merfte mobl, OaB man i'm
b~ereinlegen moIlte, un0 antmortete
oober, obne iid LANCE 8u belinnen:
.Dos fommt Oaber, oaB Sic Sbran
Wuno bel mebr gebroudt baben als
Sbren &opf."
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
Soorf6mei0en. 4

" y. v<cle
miinidt Der Serr sic Saare geiduit-
ten?"
nSbne Itrotegiide Gr0rterunsea
iiber Die Gage in abeiiinien.~
Cine Flare ausfnnft.
Cine 6rou fam i'm gIidB gum
Sdubmater uuO frogte Sen Meilter:
.Bog iib oenn iest MODERN, bodi
ooOer ni00eri abi1b'?~ Ser 5du.
iter, Der nit Ieinem @eld6ft penie
oufrieoen mar, gab nodOenflid 3ur
4nttport: .So wife' sic, @aOam,
OiB iid e 10. Sdueb nit enc bohe
gbios benn iebt e aioOerer Abi1s
ols 5dIi Oolde) nit nioOerem abias.
Gtper OH 90 iih or abinb nit 10
bod, OoB mr. o'r niO6ere abins pun
Be Sdueb nit bodem abios iiBgIpde
f0nnt'."
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
Sin tearer Saie.

arltpp, Ser @iiener giIenfOnia.
mar elm begciIterter S6ger. GobalO
Ser &erbit ms 9anO aog, fubr er III
Iein Sagorebier un0 ging, fern bon
Sen @eiddften, nod Ser3ensluIt Der
Sag0 nod. @r fonnte iebr drgerli1
nerOen, tpenn er in Ieinem 8ergnii-
gen geitort ooer Our6 Iidtigfeiten
bebenigt tpuroe.
Zines Cages befom er einen 8rief
bon elmer 8erfuanOten, er m0Hte
ibr bod Iofort einen idonen SaIen
fdiderL u8um GeIbItfoitenpreis mo-
tirlid." &rupp mar tpiitert0, i1oB
a6er troBoem einen Saien un0 idid-
tc i'm ieiner alten Sante nit folgen-
Der &ednung: nSSagopadt 900 Mef.,
Sag0oufieber 100 Mef., 8iloidooen
so W1f., @otronen 10 Mf., Shmer-
5ensgeI0er 500 Mt., 5uiammen 1860
Mf. grlegt muroen 90 Saien, foIg.
Iid lit ser SeIbitfoItenpreis fir ben
Saien 54.78 Mf., Inn Oeren ginien.
Dung nod @mpfong oes Saien id
bite. 8eitere Soien iteben gum glei-
den Breiie CUR @erfiigung."
9rupps oraitiiher 8rief berfebIte
feline 8irfung ni9t. Seitoem bella.
itigte niemono aus ser 8ertpanbt-
idaft-Oe groBen Sn0uitrieIen ollf
Der Saleniog6.
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
Der MunO mnR beIfen.

Als ser groBe &obert Stepbenlon
sic 8ritonniobriide iiber 0en Mengi-
aanal baute, mur6e er gefragt, mie
er Sic 5tuon3igtauieno 3entner ifpe-
rem @iienrobren 81 beben uno bonn
ufer, no lie auIamlnengenietet mor-
Sen tuaren, an ibre Steuen 6miiden
oie 8riidenpfeiler 81 tronsportieren
ge0enfe.
@r itedte cine &ar0 in sic Solde,
lddelte gebeimnisboa uno iagte:
SD oenfe mir oa8u Sen MoaD
als Sonolanger beran5u5ieben.~
@r lieB ndbreno Ser @6be Yontons
unter sic &ieienr0bren bringen, lie
BON ser Slut beben unO nit ibrer
6tr0mung 5ipiiden Die 8riidenpfei-
Ter bringen.
Gr bate iid in Ser Sat SEN Monb
als Seller gebolt, ga feline Mn3ie.
bnn9sfraft ia @bbe utO Slut be
pirft.
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

q r OBJ er unterf die0.
.@eItern bab' i'd 81 nit einem
rei3enoeu Mdo9en eeiebeul SD belt
Sic INNER fir einen alien @eiber,
Iein0l"
ga iinO sic aber I'M Srrtuml
SD BIN nir elm 6einS alter Beiberl"
sic bat redt. p@ie sic
mir Ben Sof MAIDEN, Serr 9ottorl
ltno mie Sic Ihmeidelnl @enau pie
ale anoeren M1nner. Gd, i'd babe
Oos idon tpirtlid iott. utandnoI
mare mir cine LATTICE @robbeit bel
Iieberl"
n8is mir NAL berbeirntet Iino,
fomntt aud Ons. @nd0igitel"
- Setter lit fauf Sabre
alt. @eItern Fam @eter gord ent.
lest in Die Slide.
rMomo! Momol Sntel bat me;ne
5dueiter setiiBtl"
9ie Mutter I6deIte:
rDos oorf er, Eeter. Sic beiraten
ooh in 5tpei 8ohen."
Heter Oentt nod. Damn iogt er:
limb mann beiratet SABA meirte
alobierlebrerin?"
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
Ole 3igorre. Ser

Ole 3igorre. Ser Be-
lu1 itrablte:
.9ie 3igorre, sic sic mir oitbo-
ten, ift ousse8eidnet."
Ser Snusberr nifte: sd neiB-
SD babe mid in Ser &iite geirrt."
-Gifdgefpra6. Ole Dame,
bic bon Dem beriibmten gbemifer al
Gid gefiibrt tuurOe, puBte, 0aB er
itber Dos gbloropbDn (@lattgriin)
cine groBe arbeit geidrieben botte.
Alfo frogte 0ie Game, I'M Elm inter-
eiiantes @e1prdh ~ein5uleiten, ibren
Eiidberrn: u5agen sic MIR. &err
.9oftor, mas lit eigerrtli9 Der Inter
i6ieo amiiden GbloropbDn uno Clio
roform?"
Der gelebrte Mann ertpioerte:
u@s lit Oerielbe l1nteri6ieo tuie atui-
iden aipif uno 9it.asl"
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

Gin @ergIei1. nSeut'
fomm' i9 mir Dor Die a S9ernlome.
fer, wern's tolt miro = fortpGB.
reno foG' ial"
5dabet ni@ts. nSsr
Bulls gebt aber iebr Iangiaml~
Aid, Oas modt nidts, Serr 9of-
for, id bobe 3eit!"
- Gas 8orbiI0. .9us lit
etelbnft, mie Oein pnpagei idmobt,
Meatbil0el 9as muBt ou Dir abge.
m0buenl"
8efierung. nSit Der Sci
itesfronfe gebeilt moroeL Der iid
fir Srpan Ben S6redliben bielt?"
Stein, MIR gebeiiertl Sect bGIt
er iid fir 2ltotuig BEN 6rommen!~
gntgegenfommeno 5.
r@egen ser Sbrfeige, Oie Sic mir
ga6en, miir6e i6 nit Sbnen gum
@eridt geben, penn in eiuen 3eu-
gen b1ttel"
DHufen Sic einen berbei - i1
gebe Sbnen Oann nod einel"
-Sn guten Sdnoen. Sun.
&c Srauen eingen ipa8ieren.
.@ie iin0 sic NIT Sbrer neuer
Aer3tin 8ufrieoen?"
nSebr, meme 2iebeI sic bat mir
Die aOrelie elmer f~abelbaften uno bill
Iigen Sdneioerin D~erraten."
Gut orefiiert. Sam
6enn SIR Suno irgenOpelde &unlt-
Itiife?" frngte Der langtpeilige Be
iuder.
u@epiB", iogte oie Dame oes Sait-
ies, Dtpenn sic oreimaI pfeifen,
bringt er Sbren &utl"
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
!, lin bemeaIiM .Soben q

I'm beneg d. nSo6eu Sic
germ0gen?"
nSo, un6emegIidesl"
m@orous beItebt esq"
PLUS elmer olten Carte, Sic nidt
au bepegen it, Oos ir6ii9e Sammer-
taI 81 DerIafien!"
- NabeIiegenoe Sroge.
gr: @inen iehsmonatigen 4ufentboIt
an Ser &ioiera bat sir Ser ar3t oer-
oronet? Damn muB id 8leite mo-
den!
Sic: unO mann f0unte i6 Damn
%abfabren!
= RaIte Guide. 0ie fleine
Renate itebt Dor Dem @erebrer ibrer
SdiDelter uno loet:
1Darf i'd nal auf oeinen SdOB
flettern2"
naber iiaer ber5ensgern,
&ino", fommt ent5iidt Die Antport.
Oh ninIt mid iiGer NAL an Der
Haie 5upfen, nidt pobr?"
oAd. Oos nidt; i1 woate rur nal
oeine Stirn genou beieben, neil
@rete INNER Iagt, Dir itiin6e Oie
Dummbeit an Der Stirn gel1rie-
ben !"
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

- 4ngeman6tes 3itdt.
9ebrer: .0a tueroen @eiber 5u Sp6.
men, mo fommt Oos oor9~
Sdilerin: nSn Sen beiten 5omi.
lien."
Ote 8erdnoerung.
r2uotpis, ols mir Jung perbeiratet
raren, bait on t~uenieitens oonn unO
mann mein Slim geitreideIt.~
nSa. Iiebes Rino, ootnoIs bottaIt
on aud MIR elm &inn!"
- Sdnere 8eIei0igung.
D@esbaIb gebt 6rau Shulae Oenn
nidt mebr gu oem 6leiider nebenan
eillfoufm?~
Or bat fie Iftper beleiOigt."
1Iber mo01r1 oenn?"
g@r bat ibr geiaat, iie lei feline Ill
teite aunOin.~
-RIeines 90 iBperTan6.
mis-. 2ebrer: Sbr Sobn, 6rau
NiiGer, bat tpie0er einen I9redlidsr
Aufios abgeIiefertl Sogen Sic 81.
rem Monn, er tuiiroe BON Sag at
Gag oiimmer.
60? sat mein @ann linn pieoer
eeboIfen?
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

@utgemeinte Bor-
nung. 9err gu ieinem 9iener:
Sie miiiien meme Sole etpos better
puseu. sic lit nidt rein genuG.
Meine 8raut bot es aud bemertt.
Nh, Serr Baron, "a bitten Sic
Iid ober Dor Dem 6rGulein: Die tuobre
2iebe lit ndmlid blind!
Sc nohoem. Serr: SD
modte eitten ErouerfIor.
gerfdufer: So, bite iebr, ihmaI
oOer brett, ie nodoem, mas fir einett
8erluit Sic 81 beflagen baden.
Serr: M9, 10 lit 0ns? Damn gee
uiiet ia dud elm ifiporaes Sdub-
bano: mir lit ndmlid meme Sdtuie-
%gerniutter ~geftorben.
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03

no9enbermertu n q.
2ebrer: nsIlio, bon Sen Sieren iBi
man Oas 6leiih - uno mas &c.
itiebt NIT Oen &no1en9"
ShiiIer: n0ie lest man ouf Den
Eenerrnn0."
-Die GItere che. Munn
uno Jrou beiud]en nod ipdt an Dit
tag elm befonntes @aitbaus in Der
8rieIteritraBe in Mes. u@arconl"
ruff Der Monn, ubringen sic uns
8pei Meuiis, aons fir mid I'm aons
fir mDni Sroul" Sagt Der &eauer
beOouernO: ,'s iiht Ieioer MIR nod
oons so, Moniieur." Sol" erboii
lid ser @oit, bib iiA 10 piOOer nett
@os foG oenn iebt mpni 5rou eIie'2"
Washington Journal., 1936-01-03
Qas utter. n@ie alt i'm

-9us alter. n9ie alt fins
Sic Oenn?"
Cine Dame jon man ME nod
ibrem Alter fragenl"
D@irtlid, 10 alt iin6 Sic idon2"
8e6. SD b0rte, SAB Sic
@e9altserb0bung befommen bnbea,
SER @eper, unO oos in Oieien idIed-
ten 3eiten. SD grotuliere!~
rDanfe, leioer babe i9 rlihts oa-
BON, oenn i6 iprede i'm Shlaf unO
nun meiB meme 5rau es aud idon."
Sultenprobe. Ser ar3t
gum &ranfen: n&eute 6uIten sic
alio nidt mebr, Serr @raf? Sd
bate oas gerne einmal geb0rt."
Ser @raf gum Diener: nSobonn.
butte einmal, Die id eeftern gebultet
babe
-@rau a M. @rapbifer: 5e-
6en Sic iid oieies glatt AMI Cine
tedniide Soee bon mir. SD babe
Die Itorfe @irfuns Ourd NaOieren
erreidt.
aunitfritifer: gdaOe, ouB sic
niht m~eiterraoiert boben.
Inter elmer Be6in.
gnng. ~ginen f~abeIbaiten an5us
baben Sic an, f0nnen sic mir nid)t
Ole NSreiie Sbres SdneiOers ge-
benz"
uMeinehueeen, aber nur, tpenn
Sic iid berpflidten, ibm meme nidt
Al aebenl~