The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1936-08-06

&szS Gently with Toto,
their little dog,
ssEssaS hardly knowing
II &c assz that such things
as francs exist,
when much old
er than Assistant Secretary Tug
wells intelligent young daughter
Marcia, aged twelve, who, IN part
nership with her friends, Mary
Frances Cottren and Joyce Hell
mick, organized ga laundry for
washing dogs" They advertised:
Small dogs, 80 cents; middle-sized
dogs, 35 cents; grooued and
washed. Dogs not good-natured
must be sent with muzzles, and we
cannot wash large dogs.
Too bad that parental severity
broke up the dog laundry. 1t had
announced working hours so a. m.
to S D. m. on Saturdays" the stu
dious little girls only holiday, AL
| hours after school on other week
days"
What good example for govern
ment enterprises: the little girls
really meant to work to groom
and wash the dogs, not merely
stand around and collect the 80
cents.
Plucky little Holland and her
wise queen seem to have decided
that the 1914 "war to end all wars"
did not finish it's job. Holland went
through the big war safely, selling
butter, cheese, eggs, not disturbed,
not making any bad 10000, DOC, 600
loans.
Now Holland is buying Is heavy
bombing planes in Baltimore,
spending 81, 100000 for the ID, and
spending many other millions for
other killing machinery.
That means work and wages in
Baltimore; it may mean poison gas
and death for some of Hollands
neighbors.
Foreign countries read every
thing said about them in America;
not that foreign countries care
what Americans think, or attach
Importance to American opinion,
as such; but America has money,
raw products, and governments
that are sometimes whimsical,
changeable and boyish.
Europe, Asia and Africa watch
with equal interest statements OF
Americans that count and more
numerous Americans that float
| lilo in tho air
One simple minded Russian
pointed with pride to the statement
of a clergyman in our Union The
illogical seminary.
That gentleman, Rev. Charles c.
Weber, has a plan for a better
government, not based on the text
about rendering unto Caesar that
which is Caesars. The big idea is
to take away what is Caesars.
Eight hundred young people
were told by Reverend Weber:
"God, who is not content with
things as they are, is a revolution
airy Being, constantly seeking to
make all things new"
Rev. Weber, recognizing this"
about God being a revolutioniSt,
has a plan to help God in his eff
forts; a plan as simple as A, B, C..
! Capitalism, he says, must be abol-
ished. Rev. Webber wants a
planned and planning social econ
,, omy in the United States. Under
the Charles c. Weber plan, peo-
Pile would own and manage such
things as industry and property;
, no money would be spent for war,
and youth would rule.
: Those brought up with the old
fashioned idea of God might ask
5 Rev. Weber, respectfully: eff God
5 really is revolutionary constant
= ly seeking to make all things new,
l why does He not carry out His will
and make all things new every
4 few minutes? Can it be that He
D needs the help of Rev. Webber?
Lenin and Stain got along without
that help"
a Also arises this question: With
? capitalism abolished, who would
build the churches, the Union The
! illogical seminaries, and pay sal
aries to Rev. Webbers for reading
the mind of the Divinity?
. Dean Swift should have known
Rev. Weber when he wrote his
!. tale of a tub.
France calls Paris the "aerial port
:, of Europe" proudly. In America
' the still prouder title "Chief Ali
9 Traffic Port of the Whole World" is
: claimed by Miami, Los Angeles
), San Diego, Chicago, Clevelan-, and
= with a great deal of reason by Sar
t. Francisco and Oakland, thanks tt
. the magnificent bay, and to the fac
g that the greatest air line, running
:, from America to Asia, starts from
9 that neighborhood.
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p Born on Battlefield
v A baby girl was born on the bat.
e tlefield of Waterloo, between the