Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1936-04-03

AAnEu MaAAa NAI
highest since Jerl-
ehO, ! hear-where-
as HOllywOod's de-
tenders fight on
for the rakish, not
to say winsome.
irwin S. Cobb open throated eff
feet - in other
words, It's a war between the shut
ins and the fresh-air fiends. May
be you don't think this is Impor-
tant, but they do.
Today. typical champions Of
these clashing schools OF thought
met here face to face. Sunset
bOulevard's entry was unbuttOned
so far down IN front ne practI-
eally was being served on the half
shell, and one and all had a fas-
cinating view of his Adams apple
as It raced up and down, the same
as a fox squirrel on. a snag. Like
a boy chinning himself on a board
fence. Fifth avenues challenger
was hidden behind the tallest stiff
est. and fiaringest collar ever be-
held.
Kid Movie Actors Stampsds
A CCORDING TO. honest esti-
"A mates. exactly one child IN
100000. gets chance to qualify
as a child actor In the pictures
not an outstanding star, mind yon,
but just a reasonably successful
juvenile performer.
These figures have been broad
cast In q laudable effort to check
the food Of hopeful parents who
pour into Hollywood. seeking large
salaries and fame for Junior or
pFecocious little Doris. and ins-
Ing. instead, only disappointment
and heartbreak and finally despair
and often restitution
So I'm repeating the doleful
warning. II won't do any good.
grOwn-up vanity and greed and am
billion being what they are.
'Tis Holdout Time
1T IS the gladstone season when
last years stars swear they'll
never put on uniforms again IN.
less they get better contracts;
while the managers just as loudly
declare the boys win accept what's
offered or stay out of the game for
eyesnore. Through anxious weeks
each group prOclaims that, from
the position thus taken. Il viii new
er, never abate OF jOt or title.
But when the first robin starts
north and the last training squad
starts south, something always hap
pens. One side decides to abafa
quite q few OF the jOts. And the
other side says. "oh shuckins. aft
er an, what's a little more or less
between friends3"
Crystal Gazing in World Affairs.
T>uDAY we have a few fresh-laid
4 predictions by good old Doctor
Cobb. palm-readIng. crystalgaz-
ing. numerology Iduring Income
tax week. and car washing.
France win save her face and
Ethiopia will lose its pants.
The Rhineland. being German,
will Keep right on being German,
as II should.
Although perhaps making some
shoots at each other-for public
behind the scenes
Adolph q. and Benito n. viii have
many a hearty laugh together.
Several smaller nations viii get
crushed In the jam, as
usual England will positively not
get crushed IN any jam.
Japan viii discover the Chinese
are responsible for the whole mess
and grab on another slice Of terri
tory.
Gov. Hoffman Overlooks Bet
IN THEIR efforts TO impeach the
4 prosecutions key Witnesses. Gov
ernor Hoffman and the other at
tOrneys for the defense In the Bru-
no hauptman case are overlooking
4 bet
There was one person who testi-
aed most damagingly against the
cause to which they have devoted
Under oath, this per
son solemnly declared that. on. a
certain night. alongside a certain
cemetery he recognized the voice
81 the kidnaper.
True. this Individual has gone
abroad since trial jury ana
sleh court decided the proof Jus.
ided conviction. But bis where
lbouia IS known. Ia accordance
aith the present campaign, wis
lot fetch him back ana attack his
evidence az spnrious-attack bis
,redlhlilty as an honest and
lushful MANI The name Is Lind
lergh.
IRWIN 6. coEB.