Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1936-12-17

way to the greatest and most
wonderful dam in the known
world, the Grand Coulee dam.
Let's all give three cheers and a
genuine Indian war whoop for the
Grand Coulee dam that will echo
around the world. ALL together.
let's go. That's great. Let's do it
once more. Oh. boy. That's RAM
functions. Thank you, ladies and
gentlemen. Well, folks, among
lot of other things We will have
on exhibition, is one large rattle
snake skin about five feet, eight
inches long. we'll tanned and
stretched and sewed on to beauti-
full strip of velvet which gives the
skin a grand and beautiful appear
ance. About four inches Of the head
and neck Of the rattler was am
putatted before the skin was tan
ned. The rattles are quite. large
and about three and half inches
long. We also have coin purses,
ladies' Upper purses and ladies ear
bobs made from rattle snake prod
ucts. We also have gentlemen's bill
folds. white rattle snake, and we
have BOTTLES of 100 per cent pure
rattle snake oil, and we will dem
onstrate how this remedy is used
for the relief and cure of many all
ments. We also have what is
CALLED snake snacks, which is
smoked and dried rattle snake
meat done, up in cellophane wrap
pers, which is very much appreciat-
ed by epicurean dieticians. Yes
and we also have pure, canned rat
tlesnake meat in evidence and I
think some of you folks ought to
appreciate an invitation to dine
with me. We are going to b.
more than we advertise. There "
be some fun, joshing and wise
cracks INDUCED in during the
shaw and. between aqts. Sure, you
will enjoy it, get lots of fun and
gain little information. Well,
folks. If you fail ito get your mon
ey's worth at my little show. you
are at liberty to have me arrested
and Jailed, and if you are sure that
you have more than your moneys
worth, just drop silver offering
In the cash box rs you leave the
building. Yes, 10 per cent of the
money / get. from my little show
goes to the deserving people Of
Coulee City, and 10 per cent goes
70. the active churches of your
town. and / mean just that, and
that is: not too much to give to
good and worthy causes. The 10th
will be equally divided among the
active church. The Last act of the
show will be sparring match be-
tween two young Couleeftes, and it
may last one, or maybe ten rounds,
and again they may get scared and
back out and do nothing. It ought
to be quite interesting If they don't
fail rae. III ~
Well, folks of Coulee City, I've
been among you almost five years
and have no cause to regret it, and
would like to remain and be one of
you. Much depends upon your
Of me in the near future.
IL the treatment is satisfactory, Il
will likely remain among and grow
up with you. Otherwise I may have
to shake the dust of Coulee City
from my shoes, bid you adieu and
pass on down the line to fresher
pastures and greener fields. The
price OF my show during the Fri
day and Saturday nights, the 18th
and 18th of December, will be
rs cents for adults, and 10 cents
for children under IL years of age.
The show will commence at 500
p. m. and possibly last three hours.
Thanking you in advance for your
patronage, I am very truly yours,
w. E. "Rattlesnake" Smith
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