davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening star., 1936-02-14
SALE-MISCELLANEOUS.
lCnnfinueA l

ANTIQUE mahogany dining table, n. in
diameter. 4 extra leaves. Call evenings.
ARMATURE WINDINGs-Save money on
stock motors, armature brushes. etc; start
eTs generators exeha1ged' repai5eSS asS i0S ioSes
pr1ees plW phone stsS North fne 1870 Co., ''n anu
AMERICAN TYPEWRITER CO. selling of
typewritsrs: all makes; real bargains,; ar Lan,
eRS eVsnnss TsnaF phdns as nso Ss 6es0 Ssa st. open
RaneASsSa eRi6s Ses7ds sts iFsns
csc; brand-new merchandise. Moore Hard
psestSl Dsss c9 5oso 5so and Florida ave- NV rh0ns
BICYCLES -Rollfast and other high-grade
wheels. Hazelton Bicycle g. Sporting
Goods Store. 424 9th NV.
BOILER AND FURNACE REPAIR PARTS
VIE HEcHiNeER CO. . 'f 4Msrsnehes&. Ss Wv
BOTTLES. eorks. caps. Jars. Jugs; kegs
st. Sc. Phone Lincoln ioS97.
BREAKFAST SET: twin beds: STUDIO couch,
ing room suite. Edelman. 1903 Georgia ave.
BRICK AND BUILDING MATERIAL from
many wrecking Jobs Largest selection at
0fafssh HEcH1sGER SF5iss CO.. Used Material Dept.
1928 Ga. Ave. Nav. 1905 Nichols SEE
BUCKWHEAT BLOWERS-Automatic heat,
1925 up: sale prices and cheap coal save
you money; let us explain; no obligation.
Harris Armature Co., 9th & o. North 1920.
CAICuLATORsC-Mon factory rebuilt.
ing Machine Co., s13 14th NV. Phone
Ma .ional 606S.
cAMERAs-We buy. sell trade used CAM
gains daily. Robbins. 500 i4th st. NV.
CHECK PROTECTOR-Brand- never
used; $3.50 cash. 1851 Newton st. NV.
CHRIST CHILD soGIETYmsofas; chairs.
duced for clearance 1908 Wisconsin ave.
COAL WOOD 4, OIL STOVES; circulating
heaters HEeHNgS sHf SsGHs el5e co and ttinss
6 cSEnas sGas aa' ssn
pIases plasea conn %'ssa With gold bell sl975; ST.
seTns aIn maRg Ritts. o'ne5 1850 st. IT, prices easy
DAY BED (Ensiander). thres-auaftsr size.
SIo;; b%esinner,s % VIOLIN Ss. Phone District
gain: Apt 31s. 5000 Conn. ave. Phone
piese selection OF unredeemed diamonds.
watches and jewelry for sale at prices
much below their regular values. Save
| 25qs to 40ss. All merchandise GUAR.
| ANTEED as to weight. color and perfection,
| Buses leaving 11th and Pa. ave. stop at
onr door. HORNING LOAN OFFICE.
South End Highway Bridge opposite WASH
inetvn AIRPORT.
FURNITURE - Simmons bed. mahogany
Windsor cesk and chair. Call evenings,
West 1875.
FURNTTURE-Day bed, chairs, table, rug.
lamp, bookcase; not months old; exeep-
tional quality; sell less than half. West
1851. Apt. 207. 2115 st. NV. tonight.
FURNITURE, bed room 2 suites. excellent
condition; one maple twin spool bed and
one double bed. mahogany finish; family
ehSns n MopSsy %1s1 or Tuesday next week.
FgRNrIURE~2-pc l. ;,u.eia suite rug usi,cs.. END
& Sspes wsst q 10y 7s6 prses ke sns
GAS STOVE. perfect condition. Call Co.
GENERATORS exch.. So so up; new guar
antee; small install charge; all cars. mo-
tors; fans repaired, exch. Carty. 1908 14tn.
LIVING ROOM FURNITURE for sale; good
sondi.iG9a47 soas G9477.n .Sna'0na0'' priced Phone p'-
MATTRESSES. Simmons inner-spring con-
struction. regularly S29 80: only Tor twin
sizes; 20 close out, S14.76. Ideal BeddinS
MEAT GKINDER (Dayton). .. C.. -hp:
110-volt. like new; $50 cash. 1l39 stn
st. nv.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
LTIdRAPH JR., fine shape; sacrifce At

MULTIGRAPH JR., fne shape; sacrifice at
S25 90. 1851 Newton st. NV.
OFFICE EQUIPMENT, complete. walnut,
lent N Condition Telephone National sSsS:
OFFICE FURNITURE. new, used desks,
Co new location. 500 NV. Natl. $3.50.
oFT!cE TuRNITUREA large asI9Ttmeps
Son. 6l6 e st. NV.
PIANOS FOR RENT, So per month and
up: largest selection in washington to
fdsss Rists % 1850 ySu 'Ssd Naslensf {sso lAt
aRTs6ss sa. shs s. IS. sshs 9g 80 TsS9s Sss
values at these prices. kits, 1880 st.
PIANo--We have a latest model Louis XIV
for only 3 months and 10 perfect -condi-
Usually sIS VIC, low for this type Of piano. re-
fSPtinutns Si9s. Isso tes s. $40 monthly payments
P1ANo-smsllest size William and Mary
deal for the small home or sappartmsnt.
sS25 and up; pay S5 down. kits, 1880
PIANo-Here's a real value for some one.
A well-toned apartment uprisht. just re-
sSs and s seouns sns F 81 sso hf aca a
price. considering its condition and the
1880 isss Z q St NV W.. 'ODDa- -lONeI' Al'' .
PRINTING EQUIPMENT. Phone North
30S4 between and I'm.
RADIOS-We have few good. recondi-
oSs Earl ea Sufs % sSse
$40. Crosley 7;tube lowboy, $40; Fada
hishboy with doors, s.. Sl2So; 0;.. yict1r e.
1890 @ ST
RApIos-You can save from S15 to sos
on latest 1885 models In our store this
Ks5s and FaSsSs tAms s1nd hsw Asws 81
guaranteed. kits. 1880 6 st.
RADIO-Battery set. 2-v Philco console;
bargain for cash. Apex Elec. Co.. 700 9th
st. NV. at G.
6o f0mRss ses an and akss sp SSs
Elec. Co. 709 9th st. NV. at G.
RADIOS-Consoles. SIS complete with 2
and tubes. Apex Elec. Co.. 700 9th st.
grand y price Price; fully guaranteed. Apex
Elec. Co., 709 9th st. NV. at 9.
RADlo-PHoNoGRApH latest 1885 model
Philco combination, with all-wave radio,
now reduced to SIS; floor sample. but
set M purs suarsntee; e' also several other models
at reduced prices. kits. 1880 G st.
RANGE. electric. by builder: new four;
burner Crawford range. displayed In model
home; S79 cash; original price, S14O'
Phone Cleveland 1928 Mr.. Best.
RANGE 3-6yrner., thrift coeksIt nt nat TOP
REFRIGERATOR. G. E., monitor top,
cubic feet 1-year guarantee; Sl3o' 1875
REFRIGERATOR. commercial g. E.. 2-door.
| in excellent condition: 10 cubic feet: a. e;
or d.. C.; S245; 1-year guarantee. 1873
REFRIGERATORs, electric: warehouse sale
slightly shopworn late models reduced 2p%
to 40ea: cash or time payments: smiths
Transfer & storase Co.. 1913 You st. NV.
RUGS t6). luxurious imports. will saeri-
After 10 am. Si4 Kennedy st. NV.
RUGS Oriental; several imported ANTIQUE
scatter and room sizes: must be sold. Rare
Rug Shop 1904 18th st. NV.
SEWING MACHINEs-Wizard port cleo,
sho rspsrs $iS s2S %ess 81
SEWING MACHINEs-wilcox e. Gibbs
console electric. S35; portable, $3.50;
Singer machines. $40 up. 927 st. NV.
SEWING MACHINEs. NAG saneer: q very good
new S36: easy terms. 637 B ne.
TYPEwRITERS-S36 S4 mo-; Just Ike
rent; No. I. c.. Smith No. 10 Remington.
No. Underwood. 67l6 18th st. NV.
TYPEwRrTERS, nne rehutits and portables.
SO up. We rent, repair. exehanEe: Cen.
| ersl Type. Co. 7te 18th NV. Nsn. 2249.
Evening star., 1936-02-14
SALE-MISCELLANEOUs.

Advertisements under this head.
ting are presumed to be from prt.
pate tsdiridaals snless the ADDER.
ttssment oires o firm name OF o
bgstsess address ov states the ipord
Dealer. Members OF the public
uho find dealers masqaeradino IN
this column as private Individuals
are urged to report the matter to
The star for tauesttgotfon."
Evening star., 1936-02-14

COLLECTOR-Must have had experience
and have car Apply Franc Jewelry Co.,
1927 7th st NV Friday from > to 4
Evening star., 1936-02-14

AUTOMOBILE BODY AND FENDER MAN.
first class: permanent position, good wages.
Address Box 1855. Star Office.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

AccoRDIoNs-We. have a number q real
cordions; s-bass sizes. $3.50; 12-pass
sizes. S2s; 24-bass sizes, Sag go; 4s-@bass @
bass sizes. S139 so: easy terms; private
lessons very reasonable If desired. Kits.
1880 @ st
ADDING MACHINESLNew and rebuilt
machines; expert service on all makes.
Phone west 2ol7.
ADDING MACHINESIwe have plenty Of
theul--an makes. Our prices are reason
asaa sashanse. ses 71s eaI Z st. nv. s's 1s:
ADDING MACHINES: Burroushs. REM
inetoas and others; S24.50 up, Wide Sc
lection United" s13 14th st. NV.
Nat. e063.
ADDING MACHINE RENTAL SERVICE:
livery; low Tstss. 'United." si3 ilth ct.
p.U~ Nat. 60e3.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

BASEMENT ROOM and board, small salary.
exchange for light work mornings and eve.
nings 2236 Que St NV
Evening star., 1936-02-14

DRIVER SALESMAN for door-to- door bak-
cry route, experience unnecessary. S1OO
cash bond required. See Mr.. Junford. 4:30
to $40 I'M 34OS 9th st n p
Evening star., 1936-02-14
POULTRY AND EGGS.

NEW HAMPSHIRE REDS. Leghorns Rocks
Early Matched chicks from our 4 900 pedi-
greed blood-teSted breeders; will grow and
pay: reasonable prices; expert custom
Matching. ~ cents per egg. E. D. Vos-
bury. Lee Highway at Merrideld. Va. Phone
Falls Church S44-F-3.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

BOOKKEEPER for work on Burroughs
machine in bank. State age. experience,
quote references and give other qualiflca-
tionS. Apply in own handwriting. Ad-
dress Box 23-S Star Office
Evening star., 1936-02-14

COLLECTOR. married under 80 with
light car; references and experience on
magazine sales and collections. Apply Mr..
Shenton, Room 107 91S St NV, from
$50 to 10:30 am. 4 to pm
CURB BOYS. Is to 25: must be neat;
meals furnished. The Hot Shoppes. 5109
Georgia ave NV.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

1873 MONROE ST. Nw.-Attractive,
double room third floor twin beds; near
car line: bus stop at door; good whole
some food. home privileges
Evening star., 1936-02-14

LADY, white. to connect with established
dressmaker and millinery business. Al
dress Box 24-S Star ONCE.
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WANTED-ROOMS,
ROOMS AND BOARD.

DUPONT CIRCLE 213I Mass. Ave NV
Lovely. large room. adj. bath. twin beds.
for . young people: also single room: ex
cellent meals: also share large. nicely fur.
pl5ve Sdn Cnnn C6 SeTes Prices TeTy rea-
sonable Both places walk dist Govt.
bldgs. Phone North 94O4, Decatur 546s.
1909 18th ST. AT MASS. AVE. NV
Attractive single. double rooms: excellent
food. Mrs. Block. manager. 16'
1856 RHODE ISLAND AVE NW.-Double
room. private home; convenient to cars
and buses.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

LAUNDRY HELP experienced; markers,
assorters ironers press machine operators,
feeders. shakers. Page Laundry. $40 E
Evening star., 1936-02-14

1874 KALORAMA RID. NW-Lady. Govt.
employe. wants refined lacy share room
with board; modern. well-kept home; S35
month.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

PRESS OPERATORS (2). experience on
| coats and Hoovers; piecework. Apply Fra
| zee Pntnmac Laundry Co.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

SIS 10th NW-Nicely furnished rooms,
second and third floors: excellent meals;
shower SO. Phone Metropolitan 9OOn.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

PRACTICAL NURSE. to care for children
or adults: doctors reference. Phone Met
rnnolitan ANA 1T"
Evening star., 1936-02-14

and women a spacious room with glass
| inclosed shower Suitable three) and a
double room adjoining bath; also cozy
attic apt for three young men; best South
ern style food; entirely new furnishings
and pleasing environment. Phone Decatur
0043 for aDDOintmPnt
Evening star., 1936-02-14

THE MENDOZA. 2220 10th st.. Apt. ST.
Beautiful. large. south room: twin beds;
excellent meals: private family; also single.
20l7 KALORAMA RID NV. near new
French Embassy and Taft Bridge-Young
lady, to share double room with another;
twin beds; excellent meals. Phone North
R-R-
Evening star., 1936-02-14
BRICK GJSED)

Wrecking the following: S.w, cor Geor.
g1a ave and Euclid St W; School. o st.
between 4th and 5th SITS NV Laurel Mills
Md. State Contracting Co.. Baltimore. Nd
Evening star., 1936-02-14

FORD MECHANIC, experienced; permanent
position. Apply Parkway Motor Co.. 3040
NJ st. NV.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

I776 MASS. AVE. NW.-A distinctive
home for young people in an unsurpassed
IOcatiOn Reasonable Ia
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DOGS, PETS, ETC.
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS-RADIO

THRIFTY SCoTTIE PUPPIES. 2 months
old. A K. G, REGISTERED. 1922 18th st. n W.
Phone North 1850.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

1712 EYE ST. NW-Desirable 2nd-6oor
front room. seni-private bath; walking
distance Of depts.: for g. with board; rea.
sOnable. Phone MetrOpolitan 6l5Q
Evening star., 1936-02-14

DUPONT CLUB. 1926 10Th st. N,w.-sin.
people; excellent meals; reasonable.
I446 R l, AVE NW.-Desirable. large
room in private home; good meals: rea.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

ANTIQUE mahogany dining table. IT, in
diameter 4 extra leaves. Call evenings.
Evening star., 1936-02-14

LIQUOR SALESMAN. experienced; good
territory available: first-clasS men only
need apply. Shorham Coffee Co., 525
Evening star., 1936-02-14

room. adjoining bath used by one man;
z block Mt. Pleasant car: private home.
IT'S 18th ST. N-W-LarEe front room
all new furn.. oil heat
Evening star., 1936-02-14

MAN. ambitious for special sales work;
make more than Se5 week Address Box
1IQ-P ofHca
Evening star., 1936-02-14
INSTRUCTION. COURSES.

BEAUTY CULTURE.
Learn this profitable profession. We
train you properly, give diplomas: shop
experience on live models, positions Sc
cured. Big discount on complete course
II you start this month. MODERN
INTENSIVE SIS COURSES.
S5--All machines. International card-punch
machine, comptometer. Burroughs, electric
MonToe calculator. TypewritinE-S5. CIVIL
SERVICE PREPARATORY SCHOOL. 629
18th st. NV. Metropolitan 1897.
LEARN WoRLD-FAMoUs METHODS OF
BEAUTY CULTURE.
As Taught by MABELLE HONOUR Experts.
ssssss MABELIE HONOUR SCHOOL,.
1340 n. z. Ave. NV. Net. 575e.
Evening star., 1936-02-14
CHEVROLET statesmen,

Manufacturer offers opportunity, for sea-
Soned man. past 35. Products sold to hard
ware and paint stores; commission basis.
Car necessary. Write qualifications H.
Conover, Hotel Ambassador. Ia
Evening star., 1936-02-14
PERSONAL.
(COntinued.)

COLONTC IRRIGATIoNS AND CHEM
ical laboratory analysis: refined technique
HOPKINS INSTITUTE. 2701 Conn. ave.
Tel Columbia 10240.
Evening star., 1936-02-14
(C0ntinued.)

TAEM Tdes downtown location; & ioS SIC up Eye Also $50
board. room. cooperative club. S4 so wkly.
1914 18th ST. NV. Apt SO3-Room for
lady. adjoining bath; unlimited phone;
walking distance
Evening star., 1936-09-04
Fine Sheer Chiffon Weight

Fine quality pure silk. Lastex
garter top. French heel and
sandal sole. Reinforced at
points of wear. Sizes 81a to
1917.
Evening star., 1936-09-04

A grand buy for college
girls, for travel, for every
day wear. Soft feecy WOOL
ems in effective new plaidS
of beautiful coloringS.
Every ne W and fashion
right detail carefully car
ried out.
Evening star., 1936-09-04
Lustrous Royon Undies

Good quality, lustrous knit
rayon panties and step-ins.
Appliqued and lace trim.
Tea rose color. Medium
and large sizes.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29

QUARTETTE QUONCERT
(Suitable to funerals, Irish par
ties, political rallies and idle mo-
ments.)
like
high
up
sings
Joe huns the tune line or
Two, while Bakke hits minor
And
Glenn
sings
down
like
this.
~
POLITICAL NOTE: Wes Som
mers announces the candidacy of
his son as mayor of North Red
wood on a wet ticket.
POLITICAL ADDENDA: J. Al
bert Johnson was recently sighted
in the liberal stronghold of Lam
berton, his coat lapel taStefully
decorated with Benson for Gov
ernor button.
On the verge of a swoon an OBJ
server gasped, "What in the name
of the G. 0. p. are you doing with
that?"
"Confidentially," admitted the
.cagey campaigner, "They won't
let me into places to put up Lam
don signs if I don't wear one Of
these"
49,
SPORTS FLASH: Montevideo
6, Paffrath 26.
-f-t-
LOST-at noon and night every
day. My car parked somewhere
in the downtown district. Phil
Dirlam.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29
THE GAZETTES EDITORIAL AND FEATURE. PAGE


efforts on the part of author
tiles to make Redwood Falls streets
safe for pedestrians and motorists con-
stitute most worthy project and should
have the backing of every citizen, including
we believe, those who get touched for fines
for comparatively minor infractions.
If motOrist exists who has not at
some time or other stepped on the gas too
freely in his haste to make up for lost time,
or not, after furtive glance each way, roll
ed through stop sign without making the
required complete stop, or has not violated
the five minute double parking rule or some
other regulation, we have never met him.
But the point is these infractions lead
to others. We could name sane and other
wise considerate people whose speed on city
streets is regularly almost double what it
should be, simply because they have got in
to the habit of driving that way and luckily
have never had an accident to slow them up.
Not only does the occasional offender
gradually become the habitual law violator
but he encourages other drivers, by example,
to drive as he does and to try to "get away"
with the infractions of which he is guilty.
In due time regard for law practically be-
comes passe and we have an epidemic of
speeding, for instance, such as has been
called to the attention of readers of this col
umn frequently this summer.
1t will have far-reaching good effect if
every driver gives some consideration to his
driving, tries to recall some of the foolish
chances he has taken behind the wheel in
recent weeks Not only will it make the cur
rent drive on traffic violators more effective,
it may save fine and the embarrassment
and inconvenience of an appearance in traf-
fic court.
Think it over.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29
Argumentative Entertainment

r VERY RED-BLOODED human being
r takes lively interest in a good warm
- argument, just as the average man en-
joys a fight. A clash of mental wits, part
icularly if the debate is not too well prepar
ed ahead of time, enlivens any meeting.
Redwood Falls business men had an ex-
ample of this at the meeting of the Civic
and Commerce association Tuesday evening.
Even though the argument was planned and
to some extent practiced at the instigation
of the program committee members, who
sat back and marveled at the expertness
with which it was put on, the "clash" was
by odds the most interesting program a
local club has seen in many months.
That otherwise progressive citizens
should argue bitterly against decorating the
streets for Christmas was in itself absurd,
yet the very bitterness of the debate was
convincing to those of us who missed the
winks and the efforts to conceal smiles.
The idea we CLEANED from the meeting
is that too many of us set back and let
measures pass which we oppose and then
''beef" afterwards. A good friendly argu-
ment, genuine of course, on such occasions
would serve to bring out points which might
otherwise be overlooked thereby avoiding
mistakes and serving to enliven the meet
inp
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29
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kSt1sssSt5ss
PHEASANT AND DUCK-WILD OR NOT
AS YOU LIKE 1T

Preparing game disagree
able task If the hunter be induced
entrals
the Objectionable strong A
rorate quickly in the pocket of hunting day
believe chicken
not drawn Common should falacy
No doubt the hunter wasting
precious time such mena you
pheasant and duck better favored pucked
than skinned All of the pheasant
adds the flavor of the bird After removing
melted paowax all the down. When
the down will with the body
move the oil glands of wild fowl the
ducks in solution
epcre would be sacreigeous the wild
must have mild onion potato
dressing
ables will absorb of the wild flavor discarded
after the duck is cooked
With electric pheasant cooked
the uncovered
shallow Lay breasts
cook at $50 degrees from three to keeps
the moisture inside will not be
ducks
the cooking The very dry
added Butter helps but absorbed the great
and
ionable Try this way-f and when another.
Cut the pheasant serving Dip
brown butter allow baking
dish Pour pint and tablespoons finely chop
ped onion Add salt and dash paprka
covered one-haf degrees
will be and chicken
identity.
Another method popular folks is to split the
breasts rub them with garlic
olive oil and vinegar hours
Keep them in the refrigerator Drain off liquid
slice Of bacon
minutes for boing depending
broe will do the job with smoke
Success to the Mighty Hmters
to questions
suggestions criticisms make Light
and Co. Phone 1863.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29

doctors. Fatigue causes the own
er to quit quite while before ac-
tual damage to the heart can oc-
cur.
Damage does occur when the
athlete is allowed to participate in
strenuous games or sports without
good preliminary examination
to find out if his heart and circu-
latory system is really sound.
Such an examination is as inn
portant in high school as in col
lege and, to be worth while, it
should include careful examin-
alton of the lungs to make sure
that no infection of tuberculosis is
hidden there. Some of the most
pathetic and unnecessary of all
football tragedies have occurred
because otherwise husky young
athletes have been allowed to
break down with a fatal tuber-
culous infection that could easily
have been avoided if test for tu-
berculosis infection had been Civ
en- and an X-ray taken before he
was allowed to enter the team.
1t is good policy, in the opinion
of the physicians, to protect the
younger students of grade and
high school age from long contin-
ued violent exercise. There is
little danger in it to the normal
healthy college athlete, however,
after he has reached full physical
development.
Many child has been made in
to an invalid through the discov-
cry that by feigning sickness he
can get what he wants from his
parents.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29
Vote Tuesday

ttT UESDAY, November g." remarks
the Baudette Region, will be
Chooseday. Vote the way you want
to but be sure to VOTE"
And that undoubtedly is about as intel
ligent comment as a newspaper can make
in the dying hours of a political campaign,
the period when the vast majority of the
voters have decided how they are going to
vote and are sick and tired of talking or
hearing about it.
Every campaign has it's last minute
barrage of campaign material, usually the
muddiest and most ill-founded of the lot, but
the value of such material is doubtful in
communities of average intelligence.
Most of what radio speakers have to
say at this late hour is tuned out in favor
of the more attractive programs offered, the
majority of the voters reasoning quite 10
gically that any argument not used until
this stage of the game must have a catch
in it somewhere.
1t is more appropriate, we believe, to
urge simply that the electorate take advan-
tage of the voting privilege as generally as
possible. Each succeeding election should
bring greater number of voters to the polls
in a community which appreciates demo-
cracy and the privileges it offers.
Every man and woman's first duty
Tuesday is to VOTE.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29
Salesmanship

"A discontented farmer wished, if poss-
ible, to trade his farm for more desirable
one, and accordingly listed it with the real
estate agency. A few days afterward he
read in the newspaper the advertisement of
it prepared by the agency. It described in
glowing terms the many charms, comforts,
conveniences and advantages of the place.
Three times the old farmer read the ad then
called his wife and had her read it to him.
Then he seized the telephone and called up
the real estate office: Say, cancel that ad
about my farm he shouted I've decided
not to sell it. That's the kind of place
I've been wanting for years, and dog my
cats, l didn't know l had it!'-Worthing-
ton Globe.
Resolved: that each high school stud
ent should have an allowance of $1.50 per
week. This was the subject of debate in
a neighboring school. The debate broke up
when it developed that the negative side
really sided firmly with the affirmative.
Perhaps the idea was original, perhaps
not, but a Freeborn county farmer at soil
conservation meeting suggested that the
sun1ower be included among the soil-bene-
fitting crops. He was wearing one upon his
lapel
Tradition dies hard in the blighted
drouth areas. The Nebraska football eleven
will continue to be known this fall as the
Cornhuskers.-Detroit News.
The Redwood gazette., 1936-10-29
9fary' S
Little foam

Hey kids, here's that man again!
It seems that Joe Edwards was
visiting at the c. G. Jaehning
home recently on account of liking
the c. G. Jaehnings and one of
their female relatives who hap
pens to be a daughter of the c. G..
Jaehning's father AL. Comes a
ring of the C.. C. Jaehning's
phone. Always on his toes, Ed
ward takes it upon himself to an
swer it.
Hello says Joe
who's speaking" asks a male
voice.
'What difference does it make" |"
answers Joe as logically as he
knows how.
81 said, who's speaking?" per-
sists the voice.
"And I said what difference
does it maker" Joe comes back
quickly.
It was okay though, it was just
the c. G. Jaehning's and their fe-
male relatives father Al.