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asking for the right of referendum
and recall.
Sisson brought out that the Column
bia Heights resolution was passed by
a vote of IL to Z.
Didn't your association vote TO ap-
prove the Townsend plan?" Sisson
asked.
Yes" Mrs Worrell answered.
Don't you think there is a little
Communism in that?"
I'VE are not talking about anything
here but the red rider"
AsSails DIR. Charters.
Frank L. Peckham, also Of the
American Legion, told Of a depart
mental investigation of the character
education experiment and declared
the retention of DR.. w. w. Charters.
consultant, was un-Amerioan. He
also presented a resolution asking that
the red rider be kept.
Mrs. Jenckes then was called to
present her statement. She repeated
charges made last week and said evil
dence of the truth of her statements
could be found in the record of the
recent hearings before the House Sub
committee on Appropriations.
The character education expert
ment," she said. lis a cloak to permit
the indoctrination of children in the
teachings of Moscow University"
Waste OF money, she said, lay in tht
: boards refusal to lease or sell the ole
Tenley School and, instead. trying tc
have the abandoned building TORI
down. She said the Sisters of Provi'
dence OF St. Mary-of the Woods, Ind.
! sought to purchase the property ane
the board ignored a petition from
members of Congress to make the sale
Religious Intolerance Charged.
What has that to do with teaching
Communism" Chairman Kennedy
| asked.
1T shows the religious intolerance
OF the board, which Is part of tn.
Communist program"
Later, Mrs. Jenckes said, bill au.
thorizing leasing Of the building tt
st. Anne's parish was passed by Con.
gress against the wishes of the Schoo
Board. Sale or lease, she said. woule
have saved thousands for District tax.
payers.
She asked that the Sisson bill bt
tabled and then refused to be cross.
examined.
Kennedy was forced to call the Grove
to order again when Mrs. Jenckes sale
her statement would have to stanc
on Its merits" The chairman ex.
planned the board will be heard later
Sisson pointed out that the House
subcommittee had heard Serkowict
on her behalf.
"Inasmuch as the lady won't b<
questioned, ask that I may call al
least two members of the Schoo
Board" Sisson said.
II don't think we should be forced
to try school authorities" Kennedy
answered. That is not our province
Il also asked that Serkowich b<
called" Sisson continued.
rs he in the room?"
He just now left" Mrs. Jencke.
said.
The School Board indicated it die
not care to file a brief.
eve can answer the lady right now,
said Mrs. Marion Wade Doyle, chair
man Of the Board of Education.
Elizabeth F. Wimsatt interrupted tc
ask If witnesses would be limited tc
discussing only communism. She in.
dicated she had other complaints tc
make.
Kennedy ruled her out of order and
called Roscoe F. Walter, an attorney
another supporter of the rider.
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PLAN ADVERTISING TALKS
Series to Be Opened by James W.
Hardey.

James w Hardey. advertising man.
ager of Woodward g. Lothrop'S de-
partment store, will begin series Of
six Friday lectures on advertising by
prominent Washington ad men at 8
pm. March l3 at the Willard Hotel.
Hardey will speak on Advertising in
General"
Other speakers in the series will be
James Rotto, Norman C. Kal, C.
Dorey Warfleld. w. N. Freeman and
A. D. Willard. Each will discuss a
different method of advertising, the
concluding lecture to be given May %.
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LABOR SUMMONED

Green and other Leaders Called to
White House Conference.
William Green, president of the
American Federation of Labor, and
other labor leaders were summoned to
the White House today to discuss the
question of low-cost housing aid by the
Government.
Senator Wagner, Democrat, of New
York, who is preparing housing BILL
was invited to participate.
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Irwin S. Cobb
Says:
Grand Canyon Grand
For 1t, but No One
Threw Shaw In.

SANTA MONICA, Calf, March Q.
After his transcontinental scorning
tour he is leaving us-once our ven-
Grated idol and always our severest
critic.
Somebody overlooked chance
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pletely warps their judgment.
Some have even been heard to say with orac-
ular passion: "He won't be renominated."
Those who actually believed such wish ful-
fillment must have had horrid shock at Gov.
Talmadge's defeat in the first Georgia skirmish.
To add to their discontinue Senator Tydings Of
Maryland, a leading Democratic opponent OF A.
A. A. and NJ R. A., has said Let bygones be by
gones," and pumped for Mr.. Roosevelt.
Many New Dealers are equally rash in their
forecasts. 1.-THE President is as good as in again.
they assert, with defiant scorn for any one who
ventures that no election Is In the bag eight
months before it takes place.
e.. L. &arna liz
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SIUIl. It Is HB lOIEuNgeF LnaC
he always uses in budget arguments
when he really means business. With
1t he has laid down the law that no
extra expenditures can be made un-
less Congress proposes to raise the
extra money by taxes. That is final.
He stressed it in his budget message,
his bonus veto. his seed loan veto
and his most recent tax message.
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~ DScounClng fanatic aInateufS no one was ulS
couraged surprised Georgia
land.
nothing politicians getting into line the sid
their bread La buttered-
A. toopyrsht 1850 A
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Skidmore Collision.
Two cars collided recently on Skid
more street in London.
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The National Scene
BY ALICE ROOSEVELT LoNGWoRTH

TO EMOTION is quite binding the fury viol
partisan who has had practical political experience
AntiNew Dealers Of that type 20 rabd. Their
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Rider

Continued From First Page.)
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What's What
Behind News
in Capital
President Valves Econ
omy Rule in Favor of
Norris Measure.
BY PAUL MALLON.

BY PAUL MALLON.
- RESIDENT ROOSEVELT has
y repeatedly shaken his fiscal
finger at Congress this ses-
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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
EAST OF BRUNO

Miss Con" Nelson and a friend OF
Albert Lea, came here Wednesday eve
ming of last week to spend few days
with the Fred Rupp family. Miss Mel
son and Mrs. Rupp are sisters.
Mr.. and Mrs. C.. o. Billman enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. E. ]. Miller and
Norman and Ada at o'clock din
ner Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernie Abbot enter
tanned the card party club at their
home Saturday evening. A very good
time was reported.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. ]. Miller and Nor
man visited at the Chas. SOutherton
home Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Miller and Ada
Miller of Bruno, were supper guests
at the E. j. Miller home Tuesday eve
ming, the occasion being Mrs. E. j.
Miller's birthday anniversary.
Norman Miller has been helping his
brother on the mail route the last few
weeks. The mail carriers and the
school buses are having hard time
making their routes on account of so
much snow.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dale E. Miller and
Alcide LeMay of Duluth, spent Sunday
with relatives near Nickerson.
The E. ]. Miller family spent Sun
day afternoon at the Leroy Miller
home near Nickerson.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
DUOUETTE

Mrs. Ellick Torell left Sunday fol
Duluth to be with her daughter, Inez
who was to have an operation Tues
day.
The young folks of the community
enjoyed a sleighride party Saturday
evening, after which they were en-
tertained at the Hedberg home.
The F. A. Kuhn family were supper
guests at the Ed Caldwell home Sun
day.
]. H. Stephenson left for Ironwood
Mich, Sunday, having received wore
that his son, Wayne, had been admit
ted to a hospital there in a serious
condition. No further particulars
have been received at this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kuhn and family ant
the Misses Schwartz, Mattson and Nc
Callar were Sunday dinner guests al
the Wagner home.
Mrs. Victor Johnson of Kerrick
judged the declamatory contest hello
at the school Tuesday. Evelyn Kuhr
took first place in the serious divi
sion and Lois Johnson first in the hui
morous. After the contest Mrs. John
son visited Ellen Anderson.
Gene Williams mother had stroke
last Thursday.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
WEST ROCK

Miss Gladys Carlson spent the week
end at her home here.
Mrs. Ernest Strecker and son are
visiting at the Ernest Rohlf home.
Miss Ellen Johnson began practice
teaching at the West Rock school
Monday.
Mrs. Kenneth Carlson and baby are
staying at the c. E. Carlson home.
Miss Doris Thompson attended a
birthday party at the Otto Rohlf home
at Greeley Tuesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hamlet Johnson and
family visited at the Axel Johnson
home Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac MattsOn and Lii
liam spent from Wednesday until Fri
day morning at the Dahlstrom home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kenneth Carlson Wis
tied at the G. w. Carlson home Sum
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Mattson and Lii
liam called at the c. E. Carlson home
Friday morning.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
NORMAN TOWNSHIP

Mrs. Bill Degerstrom spent Friday
afternoon with Mrs. Aug. Kruger.
Lorraine and Vernon Sangren called
at the Bill Degerstrom home Friday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Berg and
daughter, Margaret, motored to Bra
ham Saturday afternoon. Frank
Purull took charge of the place while
they were away. They returned Sun
day and Walters father came with
them to visit for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bud braves called at
the VIM. Degerstrom home Saturday
Walter Berg called at the Steve
Purull home Saturday.
Steve Purull visited Aug. Kruger
Sunday afternoon.
Gust Vented of near Bruno, helped
Mr.. Kruger a few days recently.
Albert Sangren of Duluth, was here
recently to visit his brother, Arthur
Sangren, and family for few days.
Father Hayes called at the Geo.
Hyatt home Monday and Tuesday.
A large number of farmers attended
the creamery meeting at Bruno We'd
nesday of last week.
Mrs. Bert Forsyth spent Tuesday
with Mrs. Geo. Hyatt.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Forsyth, Mr.. and
Mrs. Omer Forsyth and Mr.. and Mrs.
Earl Wilson spent Monday evening
with Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Devall, it
being Mr.. Devall's birthday anniver-
sary.
Mr.. and Mrs. Art Sangren and Mrs.
Furrey called at the Geo. Hyatt home
last Thursday.
Mrs. Geo. Hyatt, who has been ill
the past two months with heart
trouble, is somewhat better at this
writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Olaf Nelson spent Sun
day afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs. Bill
Degerstrom.
Mrs. George Jirovec, ST., left for
St. Paul Monday to attend the funeral
of her aunt, Mrs. Katherine Necho-
dom.
Alex Hyska made business trip to
Denham Monday.
John Danelski was a business caller
in Willow River Monday.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
BASS LAKE

Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Peterson were
Sunday afternoon visitors at the Her.
bert Olson home.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Smith called
at the Nels Nelson and Victor Carlson
homes Saturday afternoon.
Betty Swanson spent Sunday after
noon with Elvera Carlson.
Miss Alphield Olson spent the week,
end at her parental home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Swanson and
Evelyn visited at the A. P. and Victor
Carlson homes Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Nelson, Albert
Nelson and Henriette Nieboer spent
Sunday afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs
George Smith.
The Victor Carlson family called al
the Herbert Olson home Saturday eve
ming.
Mrs. A. P. Carlson visited Mrs. Mary
Swanson and Mildred Tuesday. Mrs
Swanson has not been very well fol
some time but was feeling better at
this writing.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
BRUNO

Irving Dishan and Flora Pilrain
drove to Mora Sunday to bring back
Hughey Bribo who has recovered suf-
ficiently from his injuries to return
to the camp.
The storm Wednesday of last week
blocked all roads again but most of
them have since been reopened.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. o. Pearson are re-
joicing over the arrival of girl born
Friday, Feb. %. This is their fourth
child but first daughter.
Superintendent Gustafson was in
Bruno Tuesday afternoon and evening.
Willow River played the Bruno
team on the local floor Friday aft
ernoon, winning by the score of II
to 6.
There will be an Old Age Townsend
Plan meeting at the schoolhouse Sat-
urday afternoon at 2 p. m. Everyone
interested is invited.
Hattie and Lucille Skinner of Hinck-
ley, visited at the Elwell home Fri
day and Saturday.
oliver and Bert Armstrong went
to Rochester Saturday.
Adelaide Frisendahl and Leona
Rupp spent the weekend at their
homes.
The Sewing club met Monday with
Mrs. Harrington.
Word has been received that Mrs
Art Anderson of Duluth, who has been
sick for some weeks, is much better
Miss Edna Zern entertained several
friends Saturday night at party at
her home.
Pete Peterson, Clarence Johnson
and VIM. Trepani drove to Pine City
Saturday.
Several from Kerrick attended the
basketball game in Bruno Friday.
A large crowd attended the sale al
the B. A. Seibel home in Bruno Tues
day. Fair prices were received fol
most articles. Many persons from
out of town attended
Mr.. and Mrs. Vassar of Kroschel
attended the Seibel sale Tuesday
They will occupy that place the COM
ing year.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
MARKVILLE

Mr.. HOwenStein, who is employed
in Superior, visited at his home ir
Markville over the weekend.
Mr.. Ballentine of Riverside, left
Sunday for Bemidji.
VIM. Cronin left Saturday for Du.
luth, to spend the weekend.
Mrs. Nordquist of Kingsdale, was g
caller in Markville Saturday.
A. Quinn, local postmaster, made
a trip to Superior Saturday.
The Ladies' Aid of the Markville
Presbyterian church held a supper
in the church parlors Last THURSDAY
evening.
Ed Steinbring has been on the sicl
list the past week.
Carl Nelson of Kingsdale, visited ir
Markville Friday.
Rev. Hanson of Norfield, arrived In
Markville recently. to hold services
at the Woodland school on Highway
No. 35.
Ray Chapman made business trir
to Superior Wednesday of last week
Mrs. Sherman Goodell visited in
MdTkVllle Cn1S week.
VIM. CrOnnin returned home re-
Gently after having been employed in
CCC camp.
Mrs. A. Carlson and Miss Young OF
Cloverton, visited in Markville We'd
nesday of last week.
Herman Babcock, proprietor of the
Markville Garage, has been confined
to his bed the past week due to ILL.,
ness.
John Brow has been very ill at his
home for the past week.
Ed and Fred Cooper visited in town
the past week.
Jim Rudifer spent the weekend a,
home in Markville9
Andrew Oman of Kingsdale, was
caller in Markville between trains
Monday.
Mrs. Ed Cooper was a guest at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Pennison
Monday.
Mrs. Geo. Stuart was a guest of her
mother, Mrs. Ed Cooper, a few days
last week.
Harold Brown of Webster, was a
caller at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. Pennison Saturday.
A group of friends enjoyed a pleas
ant Saturday evening at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman Goodell
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs. VIM
Plat and family, Mr.. and Mrs. A.
Thompson and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. Pennison, Miss Verda Wright
Harold Brown of Webster, and Mr.
and Mrs. Goodell.
Peter N. Anderson left Tuesday for
st. Paul to visit relatives.
Warner Coleman visited in Clover
ton Saturday evening.
Joe Loriz of Wisconsin, visited in
Markville Tuesday.
Ed Witt and VIM. Plat are hunting
wolves on horse back and are having
good luck. Both are good shots.
Nick Young is on the sick list this
week.
j. w. Barrett is staying at the Ed
Cooper home.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
James G. Rutherford Monday evening,
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05

determination to maintain law and
order closes a plant on strike, al
though that would prevent nine labor
riots" out of ten. Instead, the mill
tary usually helps strike-breakers run
the picket line to the accompaniment
of tear-gas bombs and clubs. In Min
neapolis the labor movement, headed
by the famous Local 574, yields gen.
uine power. 1t exercises, in other
words, an influence which has some
relation to labor's contribution to the
community. Governor Olson, even if
he were not sympathetic to labor,
would not dare to turn the National
Guard on labors picket lines as it is
turned in most states. The tone Of
the federal courts edict leaves no
doubt where its sympathies lie. ITO
say that because lawful use of prop
erty will incite lawless persons (work-
ers on strike) to commit crime and
destroy life and property such lawful
use must be suppressed is to say that
the will of the mob workers on strlke)
and not the Constitution of the United
States is to become the law of the
land" AS Governor Olson pointed out,
the courts criticism of himself
would have been accomplished with
more finesse if coupled with it there
had been a gentle, courteous, and de-
corous hint to the plaintiffs (the en-
ployers) respecting arbitration" The
decision will probably be seized upon
by other employers and employer
minded courts. And it serves as a
sign of what may be expected when
ever labor begins to approximate the
power blocked out for it, say, in the
Wagner Labor Relations Act.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05

Mrs. G. L. Wahlquist visited with
her sister, Mrs. G. A. Levine, in Min
neapolis from Wednesday until Satur-
day.
An intramural boxing tournament
will be held Friday evening, March 6,
at the Kerrick school.
Cy Halverson, accompanied by Her
bert HOlz motored to Minneapolis Fri
day and spent the weekend with rela-
tives and friends.
Einar SorensOn of Herbster, Wis,
arrived Sunday and will visit in town
for a week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Lund came
home Saturday evening. Mrs. Lund
who has spent the past two weeks
at camp, remained home.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. Fuhrmann were
business callers in Willow River
Monday.
Jim Murphy accompanied Milton
Beckstrom to Osceola, Wis, with a
load of cheese Tuesday.
Ryder Edison and Ole Berset spent
the weekend in Duluth.
Erwin Anderson of Oak Lake, called
at the Milton Beckstrom home Sun
day.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
HARLIS

Chas. Pryor went to Superior Sat-
urday.
Edward Sorenson called on his
Uncle Charlie Sunday.
Louis Pryor and Alyce Sorenson
went over to the Mission camp Sun
day.
Mrs. Edwin Thomson and Junior
and Mrs. Lenoux went to st. Paul on
the 2 o'clock train Sunday.
Some of the Harris folks went to
the wedding dance in honor of Mr..
and Mrs. Albert Switzer at Holyoke
Monday evening.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
INITIATION
(Springfield Advance Press)


We hear a lot these days about in
flation. There is a strong sentiment
in the west for the issuance of more
greenbacks. Sound money" conscrv-
-atives look upon the initiation threat
with apparent horror. To them il
would appear that initiation would
wreck the country's financial struc-
ture.
We always have had greenbacks
The Continental Congress printed its
money and they printed so much that
the expression, mot worth CONT
mental came into use. The southern
Confederacy issued paper money ard
that, too, proved to be worth very
little. The U. S. governments paper
money wasn't any too sound during
and right after the Civil war, but ii
stabilized itself in time. However
those were trying times when gov
ernments tottered on the verge 81
ruin from causes other than currency
problems. There was no market fol-
all the bonds it would have taken to
carry on those wars. 1t was paper
money or nOtnlnS.
We have greenbacks, United States
Notes." today. We have been using
them for generations. Nobody ques-
lions their value. They are accepted
without even looking whether they
are greenbacks or Federal Reserve
notes or silver certificates. All U. S.
paper money is worth 100 cents on the
dollar.
What is initiation anyway? 1t is
issuing so much paper money that it
becomes deprecated in value. Prices
OF commodities rise out of proportion
to former levels and out of proportion
to foreign prices. Naturally that is
to be avoided.
However, there is another way Of
looking at the money question. 1t
takes a lot of money to run a govern
ment. The U. S. treasury is paying
out and receiving money every day
Money is merely a medium of eX-
change. Why should that medium
of exchange be so expensive as gold?
If the government issues a greenback
and says that it will be accepted by
the government in payment of all
forms of taxes, for postage and money
orders and all other obligations due
the government, and by the states
counties, municipalities of the nation
that makes it worth 100 cents on the
dollar. There is just one limitation
that need be applied. No more should
be issued than is necessary to carry
on the countrys business.
The big argument in favor of lssu-
ing greenbacks instead of bonds is
that the government would save the
interest. That is a good argument
There is a limit to the amount OF
bonds that can be floated.
We don't need to be told of the dan
gers of initiation. Congress knows OF
that danger. Congress knows that we
all know it. If we can't trust con-
gress, why elect a congress?
We know that an auto tire needs
about 35 pounds of air to make IL
carry the car. We know that it is
dangerous and expensive to run cal
with tires inflated to Is pounds. But
does anyone say we must not initiate
a tire because we may put In IS OF
100 pounds and thereby wreck the car!
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
TWO MORE FILE FOR
COUNTY OFFICE

Filings for county offices continued
the past week and Louis WINNER of
the Rutledge community is now in the
field for the county commissioner job
in the fourth district.
Cecil A. Blanchard of Pine City, will
make the race for clerk of court.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
SOUTH OF BRUNO

Howard Hammer spent the week.
end at the Evan Hammer home.
Fred Saastad made business trip
to st. Paul Wednesday of last week.
Margaret Peck spent Sunday after
noon at the Bowe home.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
Not Her Trade.

Not Her Trade.
This young lady is not minor,
is she?" asked the marriage license
clerk Of the youthful groom-to-be.
why, no, she's been working at
the millinery trade" replied the sur
prised young man.-Capper's Weekly.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
WILLOW RIVER
(From Another Correspondent

Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Walta had as
their guests Monday, her brothers and
sisters who came to attend their ia
theirs funeral.
Miss Mildred Brabanec, who is
working in the Twin Cities, spent a
few days at home recently, returning
Friday.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05

us it true that your husband led
a dogs life with you?" asked the
judge during a divorce trial in a
neighboring town. "He did," the wife
admitted. 'He came in with muddy
boots, leaving footprints all over the
carpet. He took the best place near
the fire, and waited to be fed. He
growled at the least provocation, and
snapped at me a dozen times day."
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank all those who so
kindly aided us during our recent
bereavement; to Rev. Burian for his
comforting words, to the choir for the
songs and music, to the pallbearers
and to those who contributed the
beautiful floral offerings.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Walta.
Jos. Zalesky and family.
Mrs. Formanek and children.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Zalesky
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Zalesky
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Zalesky
and family.
Mrs. Mosner.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05
Marvellous. Holmes.

Boarder-I believe we have a new
dishwasher in the kitchen.
Second Ditto-Why so, Sherlock?
Boarder-Because the finger prints
on the tumblers are different.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1936-03-05

"But this house is so SMALL" said
prospective renter to real estate
agent. well, you see," replied the
agent. lit was built that way so that
the tenant wouldn't have any room
for complaint"