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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-03-12
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Thirty Years Ago
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The preliminary work on the new
cemetery had been completed. This
being ten acres of ground with the
land which was cleared, leveled,
fenced and gates hung. The Ladies'
cemetery association was respons-
ible for having everything paid for
up to this time. Plans were being
made to plant the part leveled and
sell lots for further Improvement.
A telephone line was being in
stalled between Kennewick and
Hover. ..s-@ go SO
J.. H. Gravenslund, former photo
grapher here had the misfortune to
break his forearm accidentally while
currying his horse, which jumped,
catching his arm against parti-
ton. T.,s.s
The first wedding at Finley oc-
Cured on March IL, at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. George Finley, for
whom the town was named. The
wedding was that of their daugh-
ter, Cassie C. Finley to William A.
Murray of Phoenix, b. C.
Walter Geizentanner, a promin-
ent real estate man of Kennewick,
was a business visitor in North Yak
ina and reported to the Yakima
Democrat of the booming of Ken
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specializing in electricity.


Mr.. and Mrs. John Cochran had
Just returned from a several months
trip during which they visited Ten
essee, Cuba, passed thru the Pana-
ma canal and also visited in Cali
fornia.
Mrs. II. II. Flesher was guest
Of the Kiona-Benton City Improve
ment club, where she talked on
Mental Hygiene.
Harry, the seven-year-old son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Walters, had
been i'll with pneumonia.
j. II. Siegfried was busy travelling
having just returned from bus
mess trip to Lewiston, and leaving
the following day for Seattle to at
tend the MEL. convention.
The K. II. S. glee club was busy
preparing to give the romantic mus
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-03-12
Twenty Years Ago
1916

More than 800 pounds Of copper
wires had been stolen from the p.
p. & L. company's poles. The rea-
son for the stealing at this time
was probably because Of the fact
that copper wire was worth 33c per
pound new and about 2lc second
hand.
The Commercial club planned to
entertaining the visitors of the Ep-
worth League of the Dallas District
which would include about $50 del
egates in some more than 40 towns
in Washington and Oregon, hold
ing a four-day convention here in
June.
White Eagle, an Indian, arriving
in Kennewick on the last lap of a
long hike from Chicago to the Pa
cific Coast and back on a $4,000
wager to test the walking abilities
of the red and white man. He had
started from Chicago in october
with two white pedestrians, but had
left them far behind. If he beat
them back to the starting place he
was to receive $1,000 of the s1o,-
600 purse.
The cemetery association held its
annual election with the following
officers being elected: Mrs. @. Gar
Der, president; Mrs. Madge Soth,
secretary; Mrs. Thos McKain, treas
urer and trustees, Mrs. e. r. Carn-
ahan, Mrs. j. l.. johnson, Mrs. w.
p. Osgood, Mrs. w. @. King and
Mrs. F. M. Crosby and Peter Lar
son, superintendent. Plans were
being made for planting trees and
flowers to add to the beauty of the
cemetery.
About SO school pupils entered in
the story writing contest as a fea-
ture of Baby week. A special prize
was given to Leonard Allison, a lit
tie boy of seven, for the excellence
of his paper.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-03-12
DOCTORS KNOW
Mothers read this:
1HaEt STEPS

Why do people come home from .
hospital with bowels working like Q
well-regulated watch?
The answer is simple. and it's the
answer to all your bowel worries It
you will only realize it: many doctors
and hospitals use liquid laxative.
If you knew what doctor knows.
you would use only the liquid form.
A liquid can always be- taken in
gradually reduced doses Reduced
dosage Is the secret Of any real relief
from constipation.
Ask doctor about this. Ask your
druggist how very popular liquid
laxatives have become. They give the
right kind Of help. and right amount
Of help. The liquid laxative generally
used is Dr.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin.
It contains SIENNA and cascara = both
natural laxatives that can form no
habit, even in children. So. try Syrup
Pepsin. You just take regulated
doses till Nature restores regularity.
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ical comedy "The Gypsy Rover"
Those taking the leading parts were
Byron johnson and Kathryn AN
derson. other leading characters
were Glenna Kinkaid, Dora WILL
liams. Helen Hulet, George Brough-
man. Elmo Hinman, John Soth, Art
and Louis Carpenter, George Shep-
pard. Walter Cow, and Hanford
Cotman.
Bonnie Brown Of the Junior class
led the high school in scholastic
record with an average OF 97Is.
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NOTICE OF SALE OF COUNTY
PROPERTY

State Of washington. County of
Benton, IS.
Notice is hereby given, that in
accordance with an order hereto
fore entered on the 18th day Of Feb
ruary, 1896, by the Board Of Coun-
ty Commissioners Of said County, di-
recting the sale of the real property
hereinafter described, acquired by
said county, the Sheriff Of said
County, will, on the 2lst day Of
March, 1886. commencing at the
hour of o'clock am. and contin-
uing until the hour Of O'Clock p.
m. Of said day, unless the property
hereinafter described shall sooner
be sold, at the front door Of the
County Court House, in Prosser,
in said county and state, sell to the
highest bidder for cash or on legal
contract, the following described
property, situated in said county
and described as follows. to-wit:
Description Of property, SEA
of SWN of SEA; Section or Lot ~;
Township or Block, 10 N; Range %
E.W.M.; Acres, 10; Minimum Sale
Price, $4,000.
Known as the Norling Property
(this property to be sold for cash
in hand to the highest and best bid
der, provided the amount offered is
in excess Of $5O0.00)
Lots 2, g, and 4, Block 80, Han
ford Plat (known as the Burton
Property Minimum Sale Price,
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$4,000 This property may be sold
on contract on the terms given be-

$4,000. This property may be sold
on contract on the terms given be-
low. - .u-r-z- -.,.z.... -s 3
The above property shall not be
sold for less than the amount set
forth in column headed Minimum
Sale Price" opposite each descrip-
ton of property. If sold for cash, a
Treasurer's Deed will be executed.
If sold on contract, the terms there
of shall be 20eo cash and balance
in ten equal annual Installments.
commencing November LIST, next.
with interest at six percent on de-
ferred payments, payable annually.
All subsequent taxes and assess
ments must be paid prior to delin-
quency. Failure to make payments
or to perform any Of the covenants
of the contract forfeits same at the
election Of the vendor. This con-
tract may be paid in full at any
time plus accrued interest, in which
case Treasurer's Deed viii be exc
cuted.
And Notice is Hereby Further
Given, that If necessary said sale
will be adjourned to the same hours
from day to day by announcement
made at the time and place Of said
sale, or at the time and place to
which said sale may be adjourned
,,ot IN exceod an DAVIS
Dated at Prosser. Washington,
this 10Th day Of February, 1896.
HARLEY E. CHAPMAN.
Auditor and Clerk Of the Board
of County Commissioners. 2:20-3:12
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STANDING at the Snively ranch,
two thoroughbred Shire stations,
one English thoroughbred stallion.
H. j. Snively, Rt. l, Richland,
Phone 2621. ~ ~ 48tfc.
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fOR BREEDING-We have ten
line Rhode Island cock birds.
hanson strain. For quick sale $500
each. Twin City Poultry Farm, Sam
Helggands, prop. 43tfc
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FOR SALE-Horse, sound, 8 years
OLD, weight 1900. Two miles east
u swayze's corner on Finley high
way. A. E. Trees, Rt. 1. 42ptf
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Ten Years Ago

Merit badges were awarded to the
Boy Scouts ut a court Of honor with
four boys including Paul Duffy, Geo.
Henke, Tom Brown and Joe Hatch
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FOR SALES acre farm, " acre
grapes, alfalfa. Three miles NV
H,chland. Selling on account of old
sge. A. Gunderson. 43ptf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1936-03-12

LIBERTY Utah Stoker coal
. OIL TREATED-no dust
John Dover Lumber Co. soft
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FOR SALE-One Iron Age potato
planter with fertilizer attachment,
also other farming tools. Gleason
Fruit & Produce Co. 45tf
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AUCTION SALE-Tuesday, March
IL at / pm. Chavez ranch near
Finley. See bills. SOC
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FOR RENT-Six room modern
home on Kennewick Ave-, furnace,
garage, good lawn. A. w. Lebel, Rt.
2, Kennewick. Att
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AUCTIONEERS34 years experience
in farm and stock sales; now Of
fer my services to the people OF
this district. See me for terms and
conditions at my home on the old
Mylk place on the Highlands. or
leave word at printing office. J. n.
Keller. 47-48ptf
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AT WESTERN AUTO STORE
Sale prices on tires, oils, batteries
and almost everything, starting Sat-
urday, March IA. Greater Savings
to celebrate Western Autos Goth An
niversary Month. Quality Of every
article guaranteed. Lane K. Lar
son, Authorized Dealer. -
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FOR RENT-Furnished house, three
rooms and bath, ZIG Third Street.
F. II. Lincoln. 5Otfc
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newick.
The members of the Wallula
school board We're all ladies and
were serving their second term.
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FOR SALE-Will have a car wood
IN soon. Heavy slab wood, $3.50,
delivered, plus sales tax. Phone
1882, Harry Higley. 49-5Op
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Miscellaneous

CARS REFINANCED = Cash for
good used cars. Beck's Dodge and
Plymouth Agency, First and Lewis,
Pasco; Auburn and Kenn Avenue,
Kennewick. 48-51c
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HATS AND CAPS Hats cleaned
and blocked COO; caps cleaned Csc.
Peterson Dye Works, phone one
two-three, Pasco. 32tf
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WANTED - Horses, cattle, hogs,
sheep and hides. Phone 1898. E.
G. Lape.
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OK USED CARS
with an OK that counts
1880 Chevrolet coach
1884 Chevrolet Master sport Sc
dan, like new.
1881 Chevrolet pickup, new tires
1884 Chevrolet Master coupe, per-
feet. 20
1885 Chevrolet 11s ton truck
guaranteed y r.
1880 Whippet coupe, $s5. u
1927 Chevrolet coach E. H.
1893 Plymouth sedan .>-
1929 Pontiac sedan s.
1880 Chevrolet sedan, with trunk
/ $195. =. E.s
Small Down Payment Easy Terms
A. A. ANDERSON CHEVROLET
..... COMPANY
Kennewick, Washington, Phone 100
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Wanted

CALL 1251-L. j. Eichner, licensed
plumbing, wiring and pipe fitting.
49tf
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Find
Out
q From Your Doctor
if the Pain" Remedy
You Take Is Safe.
Don't Entrust Your
Own or Your Fanily's
Well : Being to Unknown
Prcparations

before you take any prepare
- ton you don't know ell about,
for the relief of headaches; or the
pains, of rheumatism. neuritis OF
neuralgia, ask your doctor what he
thinks about Il - in comparison
with Genuine Bayer Aspirin.
We say this because, before the
discovery of BayeT Aspirin. most
so-called pain" remedies were adj
vised against by physicians As being
bad for the stomach; or, often, Tor
the heart. And the discovery Of
Bayer Aspirin largely changed
medical practice.
Countless thousands Of people
Who have taken Bayer Aspirin year
In and out without Ill effect, have
proved that the medical findings
about its safety were correct.
Remember this: Genuine BayeI
Aspirin is rated among The fastest
methods yet discovered for the relief
of headaches and all common pains
and safe for the average person
to take regularly.
You can get real Bayer Aspirin at
any drug store = simply by never
asking for it by the name aspirin
alone, but always saying BAfEh
ASPIRIN when you buy.
Bayer Aspirin
O.
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FOR SALE-A good pair work mules
and harness, or trade for cows,
calves or hogs. T. o. Combs, Ben
ton City, Wash.
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WE BUY HIDES, pelts and live
stock. Peoples Market, Pasco. tic
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FOR SALE@4-room house in Gar
den Tracts. Will sell furnished
or unfinished. Terms. Inquire at
this office. 48-52p
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1iANo-High grades makes, low
prices, easy terms. Fully guaran-
.eeo and serviced by our experts
tuners
fiano Exchange
oil Riverside Ave-,
Spokane, Wash,
uehtiemen: Please have your truck
displaying new and reconditioned
pianos call upon me when in this
ncinlty. 1t is understood that the
.an Will place me under no obliga-
'on whatsoever.
Name
Address
49.50c
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FOR SALE-Mower, pillow, fireless
cooker, wagon, radio, violincello,
range, ditcher, brood sow, hand
seeder, bed, bookcase. heaters, chick
ems. E. F. McNall, w. Highlands.
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FOR SALE-Young broke work
horses, also one stallion, Percheron.
Phone, 28x10, Umatilla Highway. j..
svantonsky. 49tfc
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FOR SALE-New and second hand
watches; also watch repairing.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Julius ia
cot, Finley. 5O-51p
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FOR Sale Concrete septic tanks:
reasonably priced. Why pay more?
Reese Concrete Pipe Co., Kenne-
wick. 46-5Oc
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WANTED-Any kind of hauling by
truck; also fence posts and wood
for sale. Phone 361. Carl Toliver 53p
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WANTED Beef, pork, mutton, veal
and poultry. Highest cash prices
for fat stock. Twin City Livestock
and Poultry Co., phone 331, Kenne-
wick. tic
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GUARANTEED USED SEWING
MACHINES $3.50 up. Repairs and
parts all makes. Singer Sewing Ma
chine Agency. Marolf Music and
Electric Co., phone Pasco 225. 43tf
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WANTED Single man to take
fumes apart carefully. $40 per
month, board and room. Paul
Bruggeman, Allard, Wash. Soc
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For Rent

POTATO PLANTER for hire; plan,
for rent. Chas Conway. 80
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HIGH-CLASS Used Furniture -
Everything you need in furniture
including pianos, washing machines,
radios, bedroom set, DINING sets,
etc.; also large kerosene incubator
and a Model A Ford truck, all at a
bargain. Phone 1851 Kennewick.
Durocher's Bargain store. SOC
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FOR SALE-Fifteen brood sows-
ready to farrow; also several sets
Of harness. 2774. j. B. Ferguson.
48-50p
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FOR SALE Concrete septic tanks;
reasonably priced. Why pay more?
Reese Concrete Pipe Co., Kenne-
wick. 3p
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FOR SALE+8-tube G.. E. all-elec-
trio radio, in fair shape; also 2
horse irrigation, direct connected
centrifugal pump; four-inch gal
irrigation pipe. T. E. Moore, miles
east of town on river. OPP
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FOR SALE-Turkey eggs and baby
turks. Order now. Pedigreed An
CORA wool rabbits for sale or trade;
4-hole cook stove, S.. Geo. Hodgson.
Hartford Street and Riverroad. SIP
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FOR SALE Howard range with
hot water front. In first class con-
dition, nickle trimming; also sani-
itary couch for sale. N. L. Foraker
West Highlands. =
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FOR SALE First class 1-year-old
Mary Washington aspara gus
plants, $500 per thousand. Address
sE. P. Dopps, Outlook, Wash. 49-52c
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For Sale

roR SALE-Weaning pigs, phone
~, q ~ Lane. 46tfc
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1936-12-10

cnolis. sVts.s tisA tsVts,
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1936-12-10
Etowah Home Ec.
Club Active Unit

A Homo Economics. club" re-
Gently organized at Etowah high
school. met Monday. Z ;,
Members of this club are: Mel
lie Czanes. Salomc Clayton, Mar
tina Jane. Duncan, SuEileen Orr,
Arlola jenkins. Blanche Holdings
worth. Ciaudinc ~Cairnes. Helen
McKinna, Lucille Wilson, Agnes
Whitesidc. Edith Saul, June An
ders. Helen Wilson. Dorothy
Gray and Lillian Mint.
Officers are: President. Nellie
Cairnes: vice president. Helen Nc
Kinna; secretary, Dorothy Gray,
and treasurer, SuEilecn Orr.
Members taking part on this
weeks program were: D.,
+ Food and Mans Future--Mar-
tina Jane Duncan. .
Nutrition To 'Date-Helcn Will
Arc You A: Ncurotic Eater
Blanche lIollingsworth.
How To Cook A Husband-Nel-
lie Cairnes.
a Cellar Tragedy - Salomc
Clayton.
This club. has decided for each
member to bring a small amount
Of money to help an unfortunate
family enjoy Christmas.
Mrs. Dotson, sponsor, Is giving
a Christmas party at the school
house on Tuesday before Christ
mas holidays. ; 49,,
Girls, when becoming. eligible,
| arc voted upon to join the club
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1936-12-10
SPLIT LOOMS
over SECURITY
LEGISLATION.
AT Least Two Bills May
Be Offered Besides That
Of Administration
BY cHILEs COLEMAN
United Press Staff Correspondent

RALEIGH, Dec. 10.-(UPD-
North Cardinals legislators, who
met today in extraordinary scs-
sion TO pass an act conforming to
the federal social security law.
shared the belief of Governor J.
c. b. ,Ehringhaus that the same
thing. could have been accomplish
ed inSthe regular session cOnvcn-
ing in5January.
Every member of the 1887 gen.
cral assembly who responded Il
United Press poll on leading is
sues before the group went on
record, before the special session
was called as favoring state con-
formation to the federal provi-
sions. Many expressed opinions
similar to that Of one scion, who
said:
az consider state conformation
to the Social Security act one of
the main state issues Of the 1887
session. ..y
This and other responses indi-
Gated that members Of the lcgiS-
lature. felt the federal govern
ment would extend the time limit
for states. to conform TO the Sc
curity- provisions, and that North
Carolina would not lose the 81
100000 which will be taken out
of the state by the security pay
roll taxes.
Had the special session not
been called, it is highly probable
that strong movement would
have al pcarcd to mend the states
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UPPER MILLS RIVER

UPPER MILLS RIVER. Dec.
10.-Bad. weather made travel
difficult Sunday only small
number attended preaching SER
vice.
Mr.. WE. Field was able TO be
moved to the, home of his daugh-
ter. Mrs. Frances Flowe Of ,Ashc-
vile for a visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Holden and
family left last week for Arcadia.
Fla, They, will he greatly missed
in church and social affairs.
Mr.. r. F. Brittain was in town
Monday, on business. 80: -,
Miss, Edna Gillespie, visited
friends. IN hshevilic Saturday. :
: Mrs. W. N. !: Sitton has been
very i'll recently.
Mr.. Eugene Smith was in hshc-
vile Tuesday on business.
Mr.. Harold EdmundSop and
wife were recent visitors with his
parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Mullinax
visited Mrs. J, o. Mason of West
Asheyille Tuesday. -s'n, 10 c.D6i
Miss Allcnc Sitton has been alb
sent from school because Of i'll
ness in the home, - 700
/, Mr.. L. r. Edmundson has NOV
cd into his new home.
Mrs. l.. l.. Moore visited school
Tuesday. -" -
| Mr.. Il. F. Bryson tbutchcrcd a
Gnc hog last week. Y.
Mr.. W.. &. McElrath has been
i'll recently. " j.,
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By ROBERT ED WARD DICKSON

when he entered. came in to greet
to himself as he walked home
ward, "has done away with what
/ used to consider Ly sense of
humor., Il uskd to have a different
pcrspectives Sometimes hope and
realization sometimes hope and
disappointment, but never, by
George. Such hugging of secret
sorrow 70 my aching bosom. am,
in Wbrd, q dope. What l need
is more and harder work to do,
less leisure and soft living"
He passed. the street on which,
two blocks down. Mike and Joan
lived, II was no. yet IL o'clock.
Hciturhcd and went toward their
hViSc. -, a. ,....... ..r
. Joan opened the, door d
"Wclcomc," she said. "Comc in
and witness The. homicide"
What's going or?" asked Nc
Dougall. o.
"Just like her mother" shout
ed Mike from the living room.
closes an argument and wants to
kill the winner"
"Just pretend that man isn't
here" Joan advised ,McDougall,
"and perhaps he'll go away /. ..
Go away anyway. sonny boy. and
bring us hack 4 glass Of tonic.
You've given me a headache"
If an old friend Of the family
may ask" MeDougall suggested.
what WAS the argument and do
you want an umpire? I'd be glad
to. settle any little question of
metaphysics or the fourth dimen-
sion that may have been troubling
you. -. -..,...
"lt'$rHomc versus Career" said
Joan. .r. 3D.. n','
what? Arc you looking for a
jbbg = -
:; i'Not my career, Mixes"
Chow is home hurting Mikes
.fWel,," said Joan. "Pd like to
buy 4 house, whereas Mike has a
stupid ideS that. he :. .f."'r,i I.
"Hofd cvcrytbing| interrupted
Mike. j!"f have another idea
: ',,Hc has another stupid idea
Joan amended. -.
/"Wait minute. said Mike.
sWait--Ipl be right back. This
makes it perfect" 80
Something" said Joan AS he
disappeared. "like two negatives
a positive. | suppose. But
I mustn't complain. Everybody
has a cross to bear. :
Ito be contniued)