Milford chronicle., 1936-08-28
He Never Before Had Seen So MueE
THE HUNGRY FAME.
SEEKER

OkNCE there was q Greenie
who borrowed some Tackle
~ and went fishing of Catalina
Island, hoping that be might
get Nibble from a Tuna. To those
who never have seen a Tuna It may
be impaired that this Marine Mon
ster is a Minnow two sizes smaller
than a Submarine. Il Is fully as
long as a Freight Car and II lomes-
ticated, could be used for towing
Barges The Yap who rode back
and forth across the dancing Waves,
trolling an attractive Bait and beg
glng the Fish to give him some
Trade, was playing in rare Luck,
because he never got a Strike. II
he had, the poor Woofus would not
have remained in the Boat.
On another Occasion a cheerful
Imbecile polished Up a dinky Rifle
such as the Merry-Makers at
Coney Island use In shooting at
sheet-iron Ducks and other movable
Targets. He put on a Boy Scout
Uniform and went out into the Hills.
hoping that he could scare up a
Grizzly Bear. All day be scrambled
around, kicking at the Underbrush
and making Noises which were
meant to insult the Bear and induce
him to come out and put up a Bat
tie. The Guardian Angels who fly
over Cars driven BY Women and
protect the Patriot who buys Fire
works must have been on the Job
that Day because the dauntless MINI
rod never saw Hide or Hair OF a
Grizzly. That is why he lived to
get back home and eat a hearty Sup |
per.
It happened that a Young Man |
who thought he was. whereas he |
really wasn't, came into more sweet |
Currency than you could shovel with
! Scoop Shovel in Three Months.
One Night. in a aselect Club, he found
himself gazing at a hypnotic BrI-
lette even as an English Sparrow
might gaze at the beautiful but
ieadly Cobra.
This one made POla Negrl look
ike a Clergyman's Daughter. You
,ould hear the Current cracking.
The yearning Child Of Fortune
ried to semaphore a few Signals to
he dusky Queen and get her inter
isted but she had no Line on the
bank Roll and did not like the Soft
ihirt he wore with the Dinner Jack (
(, so she threw him about 1900
'eet into the Air and rode away into
be Night with a big Sausage Man
rom the West.
DOR BRAKES BREAK MANY A I
MAN s
Two years ago a prominent Mem
er Of the Chamber OF Commerce Of
lklahoma City, Okla, was In Eu.
ope taking his first real Rest since
he Syndicate In which he was In 2
srested struck the Gusher. He !
atched the wheel at Monte Carlo !
nd, being quick at Figures and able :
|, see right through any PROPOSE :
on on the Jump. he felt almost .
ire that It would be a Clnch to win
] the deprecated Currency and ],
ose the Dump. 4
He sat up for two Nights and
ore out two Pencils doping a sys- n
N which could not lose. He ex. v
aimed the Modus Operandl to his D
70 Travelling Companions and said "
was q Pipe, Il backed up BY n
ough Coin, so as to keep on
ubllng. He wanted BIZ and Bud VI
put In $4,000 apiece and let him II
IN and shoot up the Place, but er
sy were Leery and said that the ei
ckers had already put up too Sc
my Buildings and laid out more CO
Dwer Beds than were needed. b
These Examples have been cited "
prove that many a Chump who W
nks that the Breaks are against
o Is really the favored and PAM ha
ed Child Of Destiny. Herbert ]. hi
angle. Of whom we are compelled
write, was 50 fortunate. He went 10
ling and the Tuna got him. 81,