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The Washington times., 1936-09-19

. AVENUE GRAND-Sunday and Mon
| day: Claire Trevor and Brian Donlevy
| Kennedy comedy. Tuesday and Wednes-
day: Jeanette Macdonald and Clark
Gable in San Francisco" Thursday {:
Chester Morris and Margot Grahame in
and Marsha Hunt in "Arizona Raiders"
Saturday: Brian Donlevy and Claire Ire
vor in Human Cargo" and John Arledse
and Louise Latimer in Grand Jury"
CENTRAL-sundaya and Monday: shir-
ley Temple in Little Miss Nobody" and
Gloria Stuart and Robert Kent in Crime
of DR.. Forbes" Tuesday and wednes-
day: "Jaibreak," with June Travis and
Craig Reynolds Thursday: Murder by
An Aristocrat." with Lyle Talbot. Mar
guerite Churchill and Claire Dodd. Fri
day: Gertrude Michael and Sir Guy
Standing in THE Return of Sophie
Lang" Saturday: Warner Baxter and
Myrna 10y in ITO Marry-With Love-;
COLONY-sunday. Monday and Tues
day: Robert Montgomery and Madge
Evans in "Piccadilly Jim; Silly Sym
phony. Wednesday and Thursday: Jea-
nette Macdonald and Clark Gable in
San Francisco Friday: Satan Met a
Lady" with Bette Davis and Warren Will
liam. Saturday: Edward Arnold and
Lionel stander in Meet Nero Wolfe;
HOME-sunday and Monday: Shirley
Temple in Poor Little Rich Girl"
ana Maroh T IF Time Tuesday and wednss
Connolly. Thursday: Eleanore whitney
and Robert Cummings in ''Three Cheers
for Love" Song of a Nation" Friday:
Satan Met a Lady" with Bette Davis
Preston and Henry Hunter in Parole"
and Anne Shirley in "Mliss."
PENN-sunday. Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday: Warner Baxter and Myrna
10y in ITO Mary with Love" Thursday
and Friday: Ruth Chatterton and Her
bert Marshall in Girls Dormitory" Sat
in walking on Air"
SAVOY-Sunday and Monday: Public
Enemy's Wife" with Pat o'Brien and
Margaret Lindsay. Tuesday and wednes-
day: Herbert Marshall and Gertrude Mi
chael in Forgotten Faces" Thursday:
Edward Nngent in His Majesty Bunker
MAYNARD in Heroes of the Range"
MiCkev Mouse. SATURDAY.: Loretta Young
and Robert TAYLOR in "Private Number"
Changing of the Guard"
TIVoLT-sunday Monday and Tues
day. Warner Baxter and Myrna 10y
in ITO Mary With Love-; "Popeye."
Wednesday. Thursday and Friday: Ruth
ChaCtOi ION ana Herbert MdrSndll III
"Grls' Domitory" Saturday: Gene Ray
mond and Ann sothern in walking on
Air.; Phantom Rider" No. S; Our Gang
comedy.
YORK-sunday and Monday: Shirley
Temple in Poor Little Rich Girl" Tues
day and Wednesday: W. c. Fields and
Rochelle Hudson in POPPY; March of
Time. Thursday: 1.-THE Green Pastures"
bv Marc Connolly. Friday: Frances Far
mer in Too Many Parents" Satur-
day: Madeleine Carroll and Peter LORE
in Secret Agent"
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MAJOR ]. H. HICKEY

Funeral arrangements for Major
Joseph H. Hickey, U. S. A., re.
tired, who died yesterday in Wal
ter Reed Hospital, will be an
nounced later.
Mrs. Katherine H. Hickey and a
daughter, Amanda, both of 7019
Georgia Ave. N. W., survive him.
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co||||I||I| CHEST. ING.
0Ne a TEN AGE cIes
NOVEMBER Il
MRS. HARPER sIRLEY

MRS. HARPER SIBLEY
(left), Of Rochester, N. Y,
chairman Of the women's ma
tional committee of the Con-
ference Of Mobilization for
Human Needs, and Miss Flor
ence Seder, of the Commu-
nifty Chest Councils, Inc,
with the compaign poster to
be used in tn Q November
drive for Chest funds. In
ternational News Photo by
The Washington Times.
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CAMEO-sunday, Monday Tuesday
and Wednesday: Shirley Temple in
Poor Little Rich Girl" Thursday and
Friday: Jean Harlow and Franchot Tone
in "suzy." Saturday: Frances Farmer
in TOO Many Parents; also James
Stewart in Speed"
ARCADE-sunday and Monday: Fran
els Lederer and Ida Lupino in zone
Rainy Afternoon" Tuesday: Robert Kent
and Gloria stuart in Crime of DR..
Forbes" Wednesday: George Murphy
and Gertrude Michael in Woman Trap"
and Maureen O'Sullivan in Devil DOLL"
Saturday: Brian Donlevy and Glenda
Farrell in High Tension; also. John
Wayne in ''Lawless Nineties."
MILO-Sunday, Monday and Tuesday:
Warner Baxter and Myrna 10y in ITO
Mary With Love-" Wednesday: Bette
Davis and George Brent in Golden
Arrow, Thursday and Friday: Herbert
Marshall and simone Simon in Girls
Dormitory." Saturday: George O'Brien
in Border Patrolman"; also, James
Stewart in Speed" and cartoon and
Clusters Last Stand, No. g."
NUM- in STORY of Louis Pasteur." Tues
day and Wednesday,: Mary Ellis in
Fatal Lady; also, Leslie Howard in
TPetrified Forest" Thursday: Charles
La Snton IN hlnB henry the ElEnth
(return engagement). Friday: Clark
Gable and Loretta Young in Call of the
Wild" Saturday: Jane Withers in Gen
tile Julia; also, William Boyd in Call
of the Prairie"
STATE-sunday and Monday: Carol
Lombard in THE Princess Comes
Across; also, Irving s. Cobb in every
body's Old Man" Tuesday and Wednes-
day: Barbara Stanwyck in 1.-The Bride
Walks OUT; also, Claire Trevor in
Boris Karloff in "Invsible Ray; also,
Bobby Breen in Lets Sing Again"
Saturday: Charles Bickford in Pride of
the Marines; also, William Boyd in
'Wanderer of the Wasteland."
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Warner Brothers

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Monday and
Tuesday: Cedric Hardwicks and Nova
Pilbeam in Mine Days Queen;
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday: Rob
ert MONTGOMERY and Madge Evans IN
"Piccadilly Jim" Mickey Mouse; Sat-
urday: Ruth Chatterton and Herbert
Marshall in Girls Dormitory"; "Phan-
tom Rider" No. /.
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DIED

BEALL, FRANK-on Friday, September
Is. 1885 at sibley Memorial Hospital,
FRANK BEALL, the beloved husband Of
fat fathe sr's of A !. Minisn Beaii. Mrs. Nelhs
Luden, of Charleston, S. c.; Frank N.
Beall, Mrs. Eugenia Harding and Mrs.
Ursula Maphis. Remains resting at the
W. W. Chambers Co. funeral home, Four
teenth and Chaplin Streets Northwest
Notice of funeral services and interment
hereafter.
BROWN. LEE-suddenly on wednesday.
September i6. 1885; at his 5sside nee
BR SS a' the belc1ed A Husband Of Char:
lotte G. Brown and brother of Andrew ".
Brown, IT, Of wasGh iT;EEtii D, C.; Jay
BeTt Gan nj of Parer 8zona Mrs
F. Middleton and Mrs. R. L. Hill. Of WASH
ington. D. C.
bers Co. Funeral Home, 14OO Chaplin St:
N. W.. on Saturday. September 10, at 2
D. m. Relatives and friends are invited.
I HI,e3s IN St. Johns Church Cemetery
CARPENTER, EDWARD F.-On Thurs.
day, September II. 1896. EDWARD F.
CARPENTER. the beloved husband Of
Ella J. Carpenter. Remains resting at the
tenth and Chaplin 81 str a Northwest. 00
Funeral services will be held on Satur-
day. September 10. 1885. at l p. m. from
home es 400 cSapin Street o Torhwes neF
Relatives and friends are invited to at
Interment in Mount olivet Cemetery.
LAWSON. GEORGE EMMETT-on Thurs
dence s4s Eleventh SIRE Street NoF 5 east
GEORGE EMMETT LAWSON. the beloved
son of George c. and Nettie C., LawsoN
Funeral services U will be be held S' on Mon.
day. September 81. 1885, at D. m. from
his late residence. 643 Eleventh Street
Relatives and friends are invited to az
tend
IInterment in Cedar Hill Cemetery.
Southeast funeral home.
Proctor. LAURA-on Saturday, Sep.
TENDER 10, 1885. at her residence, 1883
You Street Southeast, LAURA PROCTOR
(nee Anderson), widow of Walter Proctor.
~ Funeral from, the above residence on
Monday, September 81, 1885, at . p m.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend.
Interment in Rock Creek Cemetery.
Please omit flowers.
RODDY. HENRY P.-suddenly on wednes-
rs. DAY sePteR9sr Ii 1888 his sN lsts
P. RoDDY, the beloved husband of Freda
H. Roddy and brother of Bernard A. Roddy,
William Roddy and Mrs. Mary Clifford, OF
Troy, N. Y. Remains resting at the w ".
Chambers Co. Southeast funeral home, SIT
Eleventh St. s. E.
Funeral services will be held on satur-
udJ, september 10, $780, at ~ q. m, lTOIn
the W. W. Chambers Co. Southeast funeral
home, SIT Eleventh St. s. E.
Relatives and friends are invited 10
attend.
Interment in Arlington National Gene.
terry.
In MemOriam 3
CORNWELL. DOUGLAS LEE-Tn sweet
remembrance of our darling Big Man"
DOUGLAS LEE CORNWELL, who left uS
four - long years ago today, September
19, 1882.
Gone are the steps we loved so dear.
Silent is the voice we loved to hear.
Too far away for sight or speech,
But not too far for our thoughts to reach.
HIS LOVING MOTHER. DADDY,
SISTERS AND BROTHER
Marriage Announcements
WEDDING Announcements. $S.76 up; 24-hP.
service. Goodhart's. 1914 b. Ma. 9172.
Monuments and Cemetery Lots 6
LOT OF IL SITES, Section II, Cedar
Hill. Line. 7144-W. Call around noon.
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APOLLO-sunday, Monday and Tues
day Robert Montgomery and Madge
Evans in "Piccadilly Jim: Silly Sym
phony; Wednesday and Thursday: W. C.
Fields and Rochelle Hudson in Poppy:
March of Time; Friday: Charlie Ruggles
and Mary Boland in Early to Bed:
Saturday: Harry Carey and Hoot Gibson
in THE Last Outlaw" and Edward Arm
old in Meet Nero Wolfe; Phantom
Rider No J.
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AVALON-Sunday, Monday and Tues
day: Bling Crosby, Bob Burns and Fran
ces Farmer in Rhythm on the Range:
Mickey Mouse; Wednesday and Thurs
day: Lynn Fontaine in THE Guards
man; Popeye; Friday: Frances Farmer
in TOO Many Parents; Saturday: Ed
ward Arnold in Meet Nero Wolfe;
Phantom Rider No. 8.
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DEATHS

Joseph Smith. 81, U. s. Soldiers Home
Hospital.
Robert white, "a, Emergency Hospl.
tai.
Henry NJ. Morrow, II, 1901 Biltmors
Amalia e. sterger. 10, 1912 f. Cart
toll st. N. e.
Philip St. Julian Wilton, 50. l'5.
Ada Garrison, So, Garf,4ld HospitsL
James T. Hysan, 81, 81. EiizEbtths
Mary e. Burch. 80. Providence Nos,
pital
st. s. E.
Very Rev. Job Saloon, 50, 1880
Maryland Ave. N. E.
creston c. Johns. Is, 1850 Wisconsin
Thomas ]. Hastings. ls. walter Rssi
General Hospital.
skybelle Stiles, ~, ST. EhzsSstns
elizabeth N. Ahern. g. l4tt v st.
N. w.
Homeopathic Hospital.
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Deaths,
Marriages
nTDTuS

william-Jean Brown, jr., boy.
Hugh-Theresa Sullivan, boy.
Edward-Paulins weinsr, girl.
Allen-Isa belle Harrison, girl.
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Florists
60 5r up BLACKSTONE. INC. $3.50 mp
%N'VV Funeral Designs
14O7 st. n. w. IA: 49O2
GUIDE BROS. CO., Funeral Designs
1912 r st. N. W. NAS' %"'0
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PROGRAMS At THE NEIGHB ORHOOD MOVIE THEATERS

LINCOLN-September 1s to "a (inclu-
sive): public Enemy's Wife" with Mar
garet Lindsay. Pat O'Brien and Cesar
Romero.
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MISUNDERSTANDING IS to "a (in-
clusive): Warner Baxter and Myrna 10y
in ITO Mary, With Love-
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JESSE-sunday, Monday, Tuesday and
with Shirley Temple. Thursday and Fri
day: The Devil DOLL" with Lionel Bar
rymore and Maureen O'Sullivan. Satur-
day: High Tension" with Brian DON
levy and Glenda Farrell; also. Desert
Gold" with Larry Crabbe.
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BOOKER T-September IS to "a Cn-
clusive): Return engagement by popular
demand-"Show Boat" with Paul Robe
son, Irene Dunno and Hattie McDaniels
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In Memoriam 3
Marriage Announcements

WEDDING Announcements. $3.75 up: 24-hP.
service. Goodhart's. 1914 r. MA STA
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H d r OME-Sunday, Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday: Clark Gable
and Jeanette Macdonald in SAN Fran
CISCO" Thursday: Margaret lindsay and
Warren Hull in Law in Her Hands"
Friday and Saturday: Preston Foster in
Last Mile: also Jack Oakie and Sally
Eilers in Florida Special"
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Monuments and Cemetery Lots 6
/ LOT OF IL SITES, Section II Cedar
Hill. Line. 7144-W. Call around noon.
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PFNN-sunday. Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday: Warner Baxter and Myrna
10y in ITO Mary with Love" Thursday
and Friday: Ruth Chatterton and Her
bert Marshall in Girls Dormitory." Sat
urday. Gene Raymond and Ann Sothern
in walking on Air"
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PALM-Sunday, Monday and Tuesday:
THE Devil DOLL" with Lionel BARRYMORE
and Maureen O'Sullivan. Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday: The
Poor Little Rich Girl" with Shirley
Temple
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Proctor, LAURA-On Saturday, Sep.
TENDER 10. 1885 at her residence, 1883
You Street Southeast, LAURA Proctor
(nee Anderson), widow of Walter Proctor.
Monday, September 81, 1885, at : p. m.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend.
1nterment in Rock Creek Cemetery.
Please omit flowers
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Interment in Cedar Hill Cemetery.
Services by W. w. Chambers Company
Southeast funeral home
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HOWARD-On stage: Leroy Smith
and his Symphonic Jazz Orchestra, head
ing All-Star Musical Revue. On screen:
Kay Francis in The White Angel. /"
Midnight show Saturday with reserved
seats.
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LAWSON. GEORGE EMMETT-On Thurs
day. September II. 1896. at his resi-
SnSf e g EsTenR TSe bs Sao2sd
son of George C. and Nettia C. LaYson
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BRoADWAY-Sunday Monday, Tues
day, Wednesday and Thursday: Jeanette
Macdonald and Clark Gable in san
francisco" with Spencer Tracy, Jack
Holt. Ted Healy. Jessie Ralph and Shir-
ley Ross Friday and Saturday: Buck
Jones in Ride EN-, Cowboy" also
Chapter No Flash Gordon"
The Washington times., 1936-04-20
Neglect of Loyalty

Few things thrive neglect yet that the diet that has
for years prescribed for the militia forces Of the District
Of Columbia.
The District National Guard the local units Of the
Naval ReserUe and the Washington outfits of the
Marine Corps ReserUe haze been told in effect, that
they uUish continue their patriotic deUOtiOn to
their country they do the cost of studied in
difference the part of their government.
Attention has frequently been called to the failure Of the
local Federal Government do the
thing in providing decent amcry for the District National
Guard.
Yet nothing has been done for this branch Of the service
The going of the local militia the Naval Reserve
and the Marine Corps Reserve in just sorry plight
In an effort alleviate the difficulties of the Naval and
Marine reserves Representative Stephen Young Of Ohio
has introduced the House bill which would authorize con-
strucon armory for these units at the Navy Yard
IF THE GOVERNMENT RECIPRoCATES IN ANY WAY
THE LOYALTY OF THE MEMBERS OF THESE UNITS
THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON NAVAL AFFAIRS WILL
CONDUCT A HEARING ON MIR. YOUNG'S BILL WITH A
VIEW TO OBTAINING PROMPT AND FAVORABLE
ACTION ON THE MEASURE.
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TRAVEL CHANGES

Like all other phases Of our
complex civilization, travel must
constantly add, renew and
progress if it is to satisfy the
captious public. Thus we find
ever so many changes taking
place, all Of which are designed
to benefit the travelling public
rather than to act as propaganda
for new customers.
For there is no need Of this
as more and more we realize
that travel is not so much a
luxury as something that is part
of our lives, something that adds
immeaSurably to our cultural
and material growth, as well as
giving relaxation and happiness.
Travel agencies inform us that
this year is to be banner year
for going avoyaging and II the
advance bookings are any cri'
terion such will be the case.
STATUS OF SHIPS
One of the most important
changes in the travel field deals
with the reclasSification of ships
designed to clarity a rather
tangled situation. Lately there
has been much confusion about
the status of the firStclass anc
the cabin ship. Travellers booked
on a first-class boat and returned
on a cabin boat found that the
cabin boat, at a more reasonable
rate, was much newer and in
finitely more luxurious and
smarter than the older firSt-class
boats. Naturally this didn't dc
the transatlantic trade any good
and loud were the mumblingS
and grumblings of both bookerS
and passengers.
The wonderful cabin liners
built by the American merchant
marine had started all this and
so when the Queen Mary was
ready to be graded her owners
insisted that she be claSSed as q
cabin vessel. Ship owners began
to argue but at the transatlantic
conference it was agreed that to
argue and make trouble would
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INSIDE DOPE

When Judge Halsted L. Ritter,
of Miami, Fla, was first called
before the Senate to stand trial
for alleged offenses committed in
office, there was general debate
as to whether the juriSt would be
convicted.
The consensus among newSpa-
per men who covered the impeach-
ment proceedings at first was that
he would be freed.
They speculated as they would
have done on an ordinary trial.
AS the impeachment proceedings
progressed, however. the views OF
the majority changed. They were
convinced that Ritter would be
impeached.
They reached their conclusions
after many conversations.
Unlike the regular proceedings
Of a trial, the scribeS were able to
talk to Senators, who were sitting
as jurors.
In the trials before the average
court, II the newspaper men had
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Edwin c. Hill getting, from
his own past villainieS, a shining
new hunch which led to the bank
system. Captain Kidd was a self
starter, but a few New York
Water Street merchants got in on
the raiding and looting. There
was an overlapping OF legal and
illicit enterprise, finally cleaned
up, but with a great stimulus to
shipping and trade resulting.
This is a prologue to 1886, in
which year Of grace some tough
mobSters, with no good will in
their hearts, handed honest bus
mess a big idea. There must be
a cut back of a year or two to
Los Angeles. The story is about
automobiles. Out in California,
the price of a new car is higher
because of the long railroad haul.
That makes a big sale for used
cars, also at higher prices.
MOTOR CARAVANS
In the Southern States, a GER
tain prosperous "mob," with head
quarters at Atlanta and Birming-
ham, received reports from their
business representatives, taking q
winter holiday in Southern Cali
fornia. The first crude idea Of
the vacationists was that South
ern California, with its high prices
for automobiles, would provide a
splendid "fence" for stolen auto
mobiles. The main office began
to ponder the suggestion. The
idea was expanded in a form
which later greatly enriched the
gang.
The boss mobster in Atlanta saw
a broad social significance in
their problem which his subord-
mates had not noted. He noted
that there were many hard-luck
citizens who would eagerly accept
a free trip to California. He got
the idea of large-scale operation,
not necessarily confined to stolen
cars.
That was the start of the count
less big motor caravans which
have been wheeling into Cal
ifornia. There are perhaps SO
cars in each. Drivers, selected
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ANOTHER CLASH

The rift between Federal HouS-
ing and the Home Owners Loan
Corporation brings FILA Admins
traitor Stewart Mcdonald into one
of the worst public positions he
has occupied since he took over
the reins Of office after resignation
Of James w. Moffett.
When Moffett was in office. one
of his major policies was to flood
the country with propaganda for
the FHA.
Since Mcdonald was made ad-
ministrator, the publicity has been
plentiful, but there has been an
effort to get away from the prac-
tice of dumping pamphlet after
pamphlet on the country.
Mcdonald has preferred a
method of quietly attempting to
sell the FILA to the country.
It has not been overly successful.
The FILA has reached a point
where the average person considers
it one of the most striking ex-
amples of New Deal promises
without fulfillment.
When Mcdonald and the Home
Owners Loan Corporation clash
it merely serves to emphasize the
views that the average person has
and, in the dispute, the FILA will
probably come out second best
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Three Minute Journeys

be put to spoil the prospects for
an excellent season. So the up
shot Of it all was the regarding
Of all liners in service on the
ocean.
So now there is no more first
class, but cabin, tourist and third
class. OF course, cabin ships now
take in everything from the
latest giant speeders to the small
motor vessel and naturally 1t has
been necessary to grade this class
according to age, appointments
and tonnage. But that is q mat
ter for the conference and own
ers. Doubt and confusion has
been cleared up and now there
is no danger Of buying q first
class passage and finding oneself
on a boat that can't compare to
the cheaper cabin vessel. .
AIR SLEEPERS
And surely the cabin class Is for
more suitable to these democratic
times than the snooty (and now
obsolete, thank goodnessD first
class. And it is nice to know that
it Is our own American ships that
brought about this important
change.
Other important news in the
travel field deals with the grow;
ing Importance of the air sleeper.
Already in operation is q fleet OF
land liners on the coast-to-coast
run. OF course, sleeper planes
are not new but these offer q
considerable advance, for despite
their size they cruise at the speed
Of the ordinary transport plane.
They are built to travel 900 miles
nonstop with Is passengers and a
crew Of three.
Each of the nine new planes
have 16 berthS that are big and
roomy, two dressers. a buffet equip
ped with en- electric grill. There
is a window for the upper berth,
something not found in PullmanS.
and there are individual ventila-
tors and heat control valves in
each berth. Thus the flying boat
with all comforts and convent
ences is becoming a commonplace
"a magic carpet for all.
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popularity with my female read
ers when proclaim the fact in
bold type that
I like men best.
Yes, boys, in spite Of all this,
I snicker to myself when think
what would happen to your lordly
front If the mothers, wives and Sec
retaries all went on strike.
Take that supreme achievement
Of the human race-the Big Busi-
ness Man. The Big Business Man
whose desk is always free from
clutter, whose minutes are always
beautifully budgeted-whose finger
is always on the pulse Of the public.
HIS HELP
And how proud he is Of his rec
ord! What medals he pins on him.
self and his sex for his masculine
efficiency.
Yes-but who keeps his desk
free from clutter-budgets his min
uteS-toIds his often NnDillirlO
finger firm on the public pulse?
NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN
SOME SKINNY. FAITHFUL,
TOILIN LITTLE WOMAN
WHOM HE PAYS TWENTY-FIVE
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TO THE RESCUE

Representative Clare e. Hott-
man CRJ of Michigan. was
attempting to condemn the rental
situation in the District Of Colum-
bia.
He talked about small rooms.
prices, and the inability Of his con-
stituents to find quarters.
To emphasize his remarks he
told Of ''three Of the loveliest
young women from my home
town" who had come to Washing
ton. He said:
'"There was no place for them,
and 80 IL became necessary that
1 give up to them the place
which I had in this fine building
Just across the park"
Such gallantry should give Mr..
Hoffman a few extra votes in his
distriOt this year.
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THE GARBAGE CAN.
Or turn from the Miracle Man
which it's frequently a relief to
do-and consider any plain Bill
Jones from Cape Cod to the Golden
Gate, from the Big Lakes to the
Gulf. He may not do his daily
million, but don't fool yourself
he also thinks he's a slick worker.
Yet, unseen and unsung, far be-
hind the scenes, he spits out all
his troubles into Mama's hands
or weeps on the Dear Little Wom-
ans shoulder. And tells her gosh
awful lies about how he stood up
to the boss and told him where to
head in.
BEHIND THE SCENES
All Of which you'd better read
as fast as you can, boys. For, be-
fore the first star CLEANS, every
mother, wife and secretary in
America will have this clipped to
put by your dinner plate.
For at last I've written an article
that's going to go straight to the
great, seething heart of woman
hood-though it'll probably land
me in the nearest breadline when
my male boss reads it.
And yet
In spite Of it all
Though I know all the an
swerS-
And have seen all their tricks
DARN IT, STILL LIKE MEN
BEST!
And so doe; euery other womGn.
So go on, Big Boy, strut your
stuff while we sweep up the litter.
We wouldn't have it otherwise If
we could. For, though we may
seem to be slaves and worms, we're
not.
You may get the spotlight, but
-pe knoU all the time who's
Boss!
(Copyright. 1885, by King Features
Syndicate, lnc.)