Milford chronicle., 1936-08-21
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moteF had become cold n the Feet
and ppi0aded an Of his Stock on
poor Bill, the ignorant Hobo. Just
four Hours before the Property be-
came valuable beyond the most e1-
cited Dreams Of Avarice. ii the
morning the stock had been quoted
at one-fourth Of One Cent 4 Share,
50 that the great Bundle Of Shares
which the Siicer wished on to Bill
represented an actual Market Value
Of S25 Before Nightfall local
Syndicate, said to have the Stand
ard behind It, was trying to take
over all the Holdings at $3.50 4
Share. SO that the engraved Ger
dictates which Bill had stuffed ID
bis inside Coat Pocket represented
an immediate and certain Value Of
S1s4,OOO.
To get a Profit Of s1sS.975 10 one
Afternoon. without any Investment
whatever. Is almost like some OF
the stories from Florida.
BIZ was seated in a Private Par
Tor at the Hotel that Evening while
the two Bankers and the Editor and
other Prominent Citizens crinSed
and fawned upon him.
ENTER-THE FoRGIVING
RELATIVES
Bin enjoyed the Experience OF
being a Hero and friendly with the
Chief Of Police for just one Day,
and then they began to pile in on
him. Meaning Of course, the Rela-
lives. They had driven him out in
TO the Snow and put the Presbyte-
rian curse on him, but as soon as
they heard that he had connected
up with a Carload Of Kale each
Of them felt himself engulfed By
a great Wave of Pity for the Prod
igaI.
Uncle Otis was the first to show
up. He was a hard-faced Deacon
from the Hill Country and It was
his Idea to take entire Charge OF
Bits Bank Roll and protect him
from the Sharks and Sharpers,
The next to register was the nm
married Sister who wore fiat Shoes
and did not believe In bobbing the
Hair. She came on to keep House
for Bill.
Along came Cousin Jarvis who
wanted to have private Chat re-
garding the Mortgage on the Farm
and a Loan which would enable him
to buy two more Farms. 70 be mort
gagged later on.
Next day there appeared two
CHEEKY Lads with
gummy hair and sarazen Sweat
ars who treated their Uncle vii
lam almost as an Equal. They had
lust escaped from High School and
Snew how to dance and did not feel
Ike going TO work at the Implement
factory, 50 they wondered II their
'ich Relative wouldn't Ike to send
he two OF them through Yale.
Bill could not place the Married
,ouple from Iowa, but they chafted
he family Tree and he learned that
be Woman had been legally adopt
d By ERE Hornbaker, who was
,econd Cousin BY Marriage. An
hey wanted was enough for an Or
Inee Grove and a Bungalow at RiV-
irside. Calf
Just one Week after It happened
ii the Beds In the Big House were
occupied and that was the Night
Iuring which Bill did his frst real
.abor 10 years he put in several
ioura dropping heavy sings Of Lead
own the Main Pipe Of the BalIyhoo
III Wen. IN the morning the Flow
ad ceased. The Stock was quoted
I Nothing Flat, An you could see,
boxing Ii any Direction. was ReIa-
Ives going TO Traina Bill took on
Is White Shirt and escaped through
he Alley.
Just 4 couple Of days later he
as entering the Town Of winter
reen when he saw a Printed Card
ling 10 the Road. he was about
) pick It up and then be remem-
cred and desisted. he was afraid
might be a Lottery Ticket.
MORALE Don't you think they
ont think OF you just because they
on't write.
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