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The Washington times., 1936-12-12
H p Inspires
Northwestern
Students

Don Heap, one Of Northwest
ern University's greatest backs,
worked 80 hours a week during
the past football season, became
q part owner of the Northwest
ern University coop book store,
sent part Of the money he earned
home to his family, played bang
up football and yet maintained
a "B" average in his studies.
The story Of Heap epitomizeS
the spirit of the Wildcat grid
team, some so members of the
Northwestern University Alumni
Association Of Washington were
told last night by John v. Dodge.
managing director of the North
western Alumni Foundation, at
q banquet Of former wildcat
students held at the American
Association of University
Women's Club in celebration OF
Northwestern'S feat Of winning
the Big Ten championship.
Dodge also paid tribute to Lynn
Waldorf, Wildcat coach, saying:
"Lynn's psychology Of foot
ball is that the game is played
to be enjoyed by the players.
He taught and maintained that
spirit throughout the season. 1
went out to watch the team prac-
tice just before the Minnesota
game, expecting to see q trem-
bling apprehensive bunch of
players. Instead, 1 found the
spirit Of play pervading the
squad. I found four of our big
geSt men, all 225-pOunders, Civ
ing an imitation of Bob Zuppke'S
famous trapeze play. The play
Is comparable to Kate Smith
trying to emulate Ginger Rogers
In . dance with Fred AStaire.
waldorf manages to get as
much pleasure out of the aca-
demic feats of his players as he
does out Of their merit as grid
men. He never tires Of telling
the story Of Don Heaps sue
cess"
Courtland D. Ferguson, presi-
dent of the local alumni chapter,
was master Of ceremonies at the
banquet.
Included among the guests were
local high school coaches Hap"
Hardell, Of Tech; Artie Boyd, East
ern; Hardy Pearce, Central; Her
man Littman, Roosevelt, and Carl
Heintell, Woodrow Wilson. A
number Of local high school grid
stars also were invited guests.
Among the Northwestern alum
nj noted at the festive board were
Alice Allen. Mr.. and Mrs. Dana Angler,
Mr.. and Mrs. Dwight Crays, Allan Dem
ton, Allen Ferries Mr.. and Mrs. A. j.
Flndley, Mr.. and Mrs. c. ID. Ferguson,
James Geer. Orville Gridley, Mr.. and
Mrs. Carl Haglund. Judge and Mrs. Isaac
r. Hit, Mr.. and Mrs. Hammond Hender.
| son. Paul Haney, Mrs. Hilton, Mr. and
Mrs. A. II. Knox, J. LightfOOt. H. b.
McEHtee, Mr.. and Mrs. Mccullough, Mar
Earet Reed, Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph
Schneider, Hugh s. Smith, Mr.. and Mrs.
d. G. Thompson. DIR. Tegge, Amy Veer-
hOff, Mr.. and Mrs. Van BOSkirk. DR..
DiOsdada Vat and Mr.. and Mrs. Cy
Young.
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Victor
Over Eagles

American University's 1e36-S7
basketball team was back home
today, following a game in Balti-
more last night against Johns
Hopkins. And the big thought was
reviewing the mistakes made.
Johns Hopkins triumphed, So
to 80. It was the opener of the
season for both teams, and to the
Eagles a very important debut as
it gave Coach Walter Young a
chance to see his candidates under
fire for the first time.
The boys took the lead in the
first three minutes, but Johns Hop
kins overhauled and kept in front
from the intermission on. link
played a good game as did Meyer
and Hudson. Seigel, zhenthen and
Rasin were best for Johns Hopkins.
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Kirk Miller
Says:

CONTINUED from 1st Sports Page)
Hadley as we'll. Buck and Bump
slipped six home runs between
them to Trosky.
Played No FaUorites
On the other hand, Jimmy
Foxx had no particular favorites
when he pulled back his bat to
hit one on the nose and over the
fences. He had a fondness for
the offerings of four widely scat
tered pitchers, getting three home
runs off Cain, Bridges and
Thomas each and four off Johnny
Broaca.
Joe DiMaggio's soft touch was
while batting against the st.
Louis hurlerS. He got 10 from
the Browns hurting staff, Hog
sett being nicked the worst with
four homerS off him by the San
Francisco phenom.
Bill Dickey, on the other hand,
had the number" of Vic Sorrell,
collecting a quartet of homers
off the 34-year-old highlander of
the then champion Tigers. School
boy Rowe yielded a trio of homers
to Bob Johnson.
Joe DiMaggio made only eight
home runs at the. Yankee Sta
dunn but 81 abroad. Averill did
the most onsistent batting
against southpaws, 13 of his %
four-sackers being off lefthanders.
And oddly enough, Leon Goose"
Goslin made only one homer off a
lefthand pitcher. That was off
Lee Of Cleveland. Although Foxx,
johnson and Cliff are righthand
batters, they collected most Of
their home runs off righthand
hurlerS.
There just seems to be no &C.
counting for home runs!
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Center SoftbaII Tilt

Community Center League
teams, AAA and Census play to-
night at the Tech High gym at
7 D. m. instead of the Y. M. c. A.
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Maryland Tracks
Submit Dates

The Maryland racing season
will open April /, next year, that
is, providing the Maryland Racing
Commission approves Of the dates
which were handed to the Com
mission yesterday by the four
major tracks.
Bowie will open the season on
April l, and Pimlico will close it
on May is. In the fall, Havre de
Grace will start the sport on Sep
tember II with the usual meetings
at Laurel, Pimlico. and Bowie
officially closing the season on
Saturday, November 81.
The tentative dates follow, TO-
gether with the probable stakes.
Spring
BOWIE
Thursday, April 1-Inaugural Handi-
Saturday, April 3-Rows Memorial.
Saturday. April 10 kindergarten
Stakes and Southeastern Maryland Handi-
cap.
HAVRE DE GRACE
Monday, April 1?-Harford Handicap.
Saturday, April II - Philadelphia
Handicap.
Saturday, April 24-Chesapeake Stakes.
Tuesday. April 27-Aberdeen Stakes.
PIMLICO
Thursday, April 2s-spring Handicap.
Saturday, May Nursery Stakes
Saturday. May S-Dixie Handicap.
Saturday, May 15-Preakness stakeA
Fall
HAVRB DE GRACE
Friday, September 17-Susquehanna
Saturday. September 1s-Eastsrn Shore
Saturday September 25-P omac
Handicap.
Wednesday September 2s-HavrS de
Laurel.
Saturday. October 2-Capital Handicap.
Saturday, october S-Richard johnson
Stakes.
Saturday October 1s-Laursl Handi-
cap and Maryland Futurity.
Wednesday, October 2O-Chevy Chase
Steeplechase Handicap.
Saturday, October 2a-MaryIand
Handicap and Selma Stakes.
Saturday, October SOW a hington
Handicap and SpaldinE Lowe Jenkins
PIMLICO
Wednesday. November S-Riggs Han
dicap.
Saturday. November 6-Pimllco Flu
turity.
Tuesday. November s-Baltimore Han
dicAp.
Thursday, November 11-waldsn Han
dicap.
SATURDAY. November ls-Princs
Georges Autumn Handicap.
Saturday, November 2O-Endurance
Handicap.
Thursday. November 25-Thanksgiv-
Ing Handicap and Thomas X. Lynch
Memorial Handicap.
Saturday, November 27-Bryan and
OHarR Memorial Handicap.
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Veteran Team
Returns For
Action
BY GARRETT WATERS

: Three years Of basketball under
Coach Irvine "Horse" Holbrook
have borne fruit at st. Johns
Prep School.
In 1888, when Holbrook took
over the reins, the team broke
better than even in games played.
In 1884, the Private High School
championship was won, while this
title was defended successfully last
season.
OF course, Horse" has been for
tunate in possessing excellent ma
terial during this stretch. But the
TACT remains he still had to teach
the group the finer points Of the
game, and even more important,
decide on the right combination to
put on the floor.
Seek Third Title
This year, the JohnnieS see the
chance to enter their third Pri-
vate High School championship
into the record books. A veteran
array is on hand, led by the two
seniors, Jack Reyes, center, and
George Rhekopf, guard.
A peep at the remainder of the
roster foretells many nice things
for the future. Five juniors are
among the group and two sophs.
The first mentioned includes
Johnny Swagart, Henry Battista
and Neuland, forwards, and Jim
Giebel and Bud Burch, guards.
The Eophs are BatShellder and Joe
Gallagher, forward and guard re-
spectively.
st. Johns begins a 21-game
schedule on December Is, meet
ing Montgomery-Blair. A high
light Of the schedule-in fact,
several highlights-tell the story
that every high school team in
the city will be met. Last year
only Central was played, and the
Mt. PleasanterS won twice, these
losses being two Of the three taken
all year.
Hopes to Build
In connection with the schedule,
Coach Holbrook is quite enthuSi-
astic over the Private High School
League. He has hopes of building
it up to even larger proportions
within the next season.
He explains it this way:
"I'd like to see Mount st.
JOseph's, Calvert Hall and
LOyOla, all Baltimore teams,
enter. We, Georgetown Prep and
and GOnzaga play these schools
anyway. So why not make IL .
league and have that much more
fun?" ....
Holbrook, after getting perrnis-
sion from his own school heads,
plans to take this matter up with
all Of the schools concerned be-
tween now and Christmas. If he
Is successful in forwarding his
plan, the Private High School
League will indeed "be something"
by next winter.
Here's st. Johns schedule for
this year:
csmber Is. Montgomery Blair
(home); Is, Bethesda-Chevy Chase
(hOme); %. Eastern away; 20. Alum
vi. R..t:sS 4:sS sms3 Ssm: + !: %sss
(Sway); 20, Central away; %. George
town Prep away; 2s. (open); 20. Con
1'fs FeDFasry SaM5Y''2 ?. Roosevelt (homo>; 5.
dSoms9; 10, Central (homsj; IL, Mont
Eomery-Blair (awayy9; Is. Gopen2; I,,.oc ~,
Iaway5; 81, Calvert Hall (homs): 2s.
Bethesda (away).
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.heeImen Hold
Anniversary
Celebration

Member of the Arlington Wheel
men, who recently celebrated their
forty-eighth anniversary, continue
to talk about the celebration din.
ner which was held recently at
the Columbia Country Club.
The Wheelmen, during its
riding days, was recognized not
only in Washington and vicinity
but as we'll throughout the United
States as one Of the leading wheel.
ing organizations Of the world. It
listed among it's membership list
many title holders on both track
and road.
The club will hold it's fiftieth
anniversary dinner in '38, and
committees have been appointed
to make arrangements for it. A
special effort will be made to
bring together the vast majority
of the clubs members who have
spread to the four corners of the
globe. The present membership
of the club is 100.
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r. ES 1T S!

"Wondertul results. Sold the house
advertised in Herald and Times
Double Quick Want Ads the second
Day." says Mr.. Bartlett, OF the r. M.
Pratt Co.
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''YoU'RE BOUND TO CLICK WITH D0UBLE-QUICK"

5se1eee, As4ss. 70, Sal.
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ST. JOHNS FIVE LOOKS TO THIRD PRIVATE HIGH TITLE
WESTERN 23; BETHESDA-CH. CHASE, 20

GEORGE DE WITT (left),
forward for Western, takes
a shot at the basket an d
bounces the ball off Of the
back board to Hugo Schultz
(No. 12), guard for Western,
who shoots the basket. The
players Cleft to rightly are:
De Witt, Western; Schultz,
w estern; Schneider, Be-
thesda, and Paul He'll, West
ern.
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CONTINUED from 1st Sports Page)
Hadley as we'll. Buck and Bump
slipped six home runs between
them to TroSky.
The Washington times., 1936-12-12
By HARRY COSTELLO

What with the Touchdown Club digging in for the winter
and the present crop football players reyng the OF
1886 this is the season for reminScing
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LinCoIns Score

Lincoln A. C. won from the
Aces. IS to "a and Morris de-
feated WPA, % to 18 in Northeast
Community Center games
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EIks Pin League

High team game-Antler, 500 High
team set-AntIers, 1878. High indi-
Vidual game-Riani 1913. High indi-
vidual set-BIakeney, 492. High strikes
-Blakeney. 22. High Spares-BIakeRey,
1O5. High averageS-Weshley, 1855
Blakeney, 1869.
The Washington times., 1936-11-19

copyright. 1885, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc,)
The Washington times., 1936-11-19
RECENT ARMY AND NAVY ORDERS

Arthur St. c. Smith. to duty as cdt.
'12th Nav. Dist, San Francisco; det. as
cdt. yard, Mare Island. in January, 1887.
To Training at Pensacola
Following are detached vessels as in
dicated and assigned to duty under
instruction in heavier-than-air training
at Naval Air Station. Pensacola, Fla"
iieutenants, Junior Grade
John F. Harper. jr., Nitro, January 2.
Charles L. Moore, jr.. Montgomery,
December II.
John L. Phillips, jr.. Maryland. Janu-
ary 3
Enslgns
Jackson D. Arnold. Arizona, January 2.
James W. Brock, Pensacola, January 2.
Samuel r. Brown, jr.. Marblehead,
Herbert F. Carroll. jr.; Childs. Jan
uary 2.
william L. Collins. jr.. Northampton.
George F. Davis, Tuscaloosa. January 2.
Irwin L. Dew. Richmond, January 2.
William A. Dean, jr., Louisville, De-
cember II.
Willie NJ. Dickey, Zane, January 2.
Francis A. Dolan, Richmond, Jan
William ]. Drumstra. Hovey. Jan,
Walker Ethridge, Mississippi.
Mark A. Grant, Ranger, January 2.
William L. Guthrie, W. Virginia. jan
uary >.
Frederic w Hawes Dent, January 2.
William A. Hunt, jr., Williamson, Jan
uary 2.
Carlyle Ingram. Chester, January ..
Robert H. Isely, Chester, January q
Paul L. Joachim, New Mexico, Jan
James e. johnson. Oklahoma. Jan,
Robert X. Johnston. Nevada. Jan,
Jamie e. Jones. Salt Lake City. Jan
Robert NJ. Lee. San Francisco.
Warren S. Macleod, Maryland, Jan
uary 2.
stevan Mandarich, Breckenridge. Jan
uary 2.
German C. Merrick. Lexington, Jan,
Carl w. Middleton. jrp Colorado Jan
uary 2.
Arden Packard, Farragut. January .
Malcolm C. Reeves Tucker, January 2
George F. Stanish, Sicard, January 2
William W. Stark, jr.. Saratoga, Jan
uary 4.
Stuart Stephens. Trenton. January 3
Joseph w. Stivers. Lexington, Jan
uary 2.
uary ?.
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, Paul Murray, infantry, Philadelphia,
to Philippines; sail from New York
March IS.
Herman Kobbe, cavalry. San Antonio.
to Fourteenth cavalry, Fort Des Moines,
Iowa.
Majors
Frank C. Hershberger. v. c., Philip
pines; to Fort Hamilton, New York.
James C. Hutson, c. A. c., Ft. Sheri-
dan; to Panama, sail from New York
" Francis s. SWEET. c. A. c.. Ft Bar
rancas; to Philippines sail from New
York March Is.
Albert svihra, detailed in ]. A. G..
D., as Of Nov. l.
John NJ. England, c. A. c., FIT. H. G.
clyde E. Steele, Inf. San Francisco.
previous order revoked: to 10th Inf. Ft.
Thomas, X; sail from New York Dec. 1s;
in A. G. D., Nov. "A; to 1st Cav. Div. FIT.
Bliss. after arrival in San Francisco
from Philippines.
Ernest E. Hodgson. V. c.. Hawaii: pre-
vous order revoked; to Ft. Ringgold,
First Lleutenants
George E. Price, A. c.. to Wright Field
instead of Langley Field.
Henry NJ. Bailey, A. Z , BarkSlde Fhe ID
Nov. 20; to duty with Org. Res, sth
c. A., at Hensely Field, Grand Prairie,
Frank n. shepardson, C. A. c., FIT.
Worden, to Hawaii; sail from San Fran
cisco March 12.
Allison r. Hartman, C. A. c., FIT. Mon
roe. to Philippines; sail from New York
March IS.
Warrant Officers
Edward A. Seeley, retired, Nov. 80.
with rank of capt.
Harry McGriff, Hawaii. previous order
revoked.
Leave of Absence
Maj Gen. Arthur w. Brown, T. j. A.
G., mo-, Nov. "a.
Brig Gen. Louis M. huffman. mos,
March Is. with permission to visit for
eign countries.
Col. Frederick w Manley Gnf). B. I.
A, 6 days. Nov. Is.
1t. Col. Daniel H. Torrey, A. G. D..
days, Nov. IS.
Capt. Wallace NJ. Allison, Q. NJ. C.,
mos, April l, with permission to visit
foreign countries.
First 1t. Daniel 8. spengler, c. E..
mos, Dec. /.
Navy orders Of the week include:
Rear Admirals
|. John W. Greenslade, det. as mbr. Gen
Bd., Navy Department in December; to
dutv as commander Battleship Division
2, Battle Force.
The Washington times., 1936-11-19

The stilling of the voice Of Nine.
ErneStine Schumann-Heink which
has remained until now one OF the
few connecting liks with the ira
ditions of opera for the past two
generations, brings real sorrow,
not only to the music world but
to every patriotic citizen OF this
country.
When Nine. Schumann-Heink
sang there was no doubt but that
she enjoyed singing and that she
put her whole heart in her work.
Faced with the unique situation
during the World War OF having
her German-born sons fighting
against her American-born sons,
her voice was ever raised in stir
ring on the boys of her beloved
adopted country to do battle.
One of her last published articles
which appeared recently in a
woman'S magazine expressed her
horror of war, as well she might.
But through greater griefs than
most mothers are called upon to
bear, her voice remained a con-
slant source of inspiration to this
country.
The U. S. Marine Band SYM
phony Orchestra under the direc-
tion Of second leader, William F.
Santelmann, gave a concert last
night at the Marine Barracks Au-
ditorium attended by large audi
ence which gave warm expressions
of appreciation for what they
heard.
Seldom is the baSsoon heard as
a solo instrument, but the so
called "play boy" of the orchestra
was given a good demonstration
of the rich, beautiful tones OF
which the instrument is capable in
a serious rendition Of Charlie Is
My Darling" with variations by
Musician Emil eraser. Mr.. Cras-
ser responded with Deep River"
for an encore.
The program arranged by Mr..
Santelmann, gave just enough Of
light music such as THE Banjo"
(Gottschalk), and excerpts from
''The New Moon" (Romberg), to
arouse the interest of all. The
overture to Salvatore Rosa"
(Gomes) and the grand scenes
from THE Golden Cockerel," "
(Rimsky -Korsakow) were among
the high lights of the concert, In
terpreted with good taste and ex-
preston.
DR.. E. N. C. Barnes conducted
a special lecture-recital last night
in addition to his regular Friday
afternoon series, at the City
Women's Club. An Evening with
the Women Composers of America
was the subject of the evening with
singers in person and phonograph
recordings used to illustrate ex-
amples of various composers.
Mrs. Harry Howe's Spring
Pastoral" which was played re-
Gently by the National Symphony
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The World ofMuSic

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Orchestra, was revealed last night
in it's original form in three-part
vocal arrangement. The vocal
rendition revealed a more modern
istic harmonic conception than
was evident in the orchestral
version. Possibly the orchestral
arrangement covered over the
three-voice melodic lines so that
they did not stand out as in the
vocal Interpretation.
Several songs by Mrs. Dorothy
Radde Emery, Moonlight on the
Sea-" THE Singing" and "The
Change" presented as solos, were
melodic, yet off the beaten path
in the use of intervals. DR..
Barnes efforts in making music
lovers familiar with American
music are meeting with much
enthusiasm on the part Of audi
ences that fill the limited capacity
Of the club rooms.
The theme shown above is
played by the flute, an octave
higher than noted with the SHIN
mering accompaniment of the
harp. This theme introduces a
sort of primal mood that makes
a charming interlude in the other
wise more stern first movement.
Sibelius Finnish" Symphony
(No. - will be introduced to a
washington audience for the first
time next Wednesday afternoon
at 4:45 o'clock by the National
Symphony Orchestra, DR.. Hans
Kinder conducting.
Estelle wentworth and her
opera group that have regaled
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TT takes more than "iust q salveS
l. to draw them out. It takes q
"e0unteT iFFitant y And that's
what good old Musterole is-sooth-
ing, warming, penetrating and help
full in drawing out the local conges-
ton and pain when rubbed on the
sore, aching spots.
Muscular lumbago, soreness and
stiffness generally yield promptly to
this treatment, and with continued
application, relief usually follows.
Even better results than the old
fashioned mustard plaster. Used by
millions for 25 years. Recommended
by many doctors and nurses. All
druggists. In three strengths: Regu-
lar Strength, Children's (mild), and
Extra Strong. Tested and ndapprovedby
Good Housekeeping Bureau, No. 1857.
The Washington times., 1936-11-19
Pittsburgh Mayor
'Out,' Court Rules

PITTSBURGH, Nov. 10 Q.N.S).
William N. McNair's resignation
as mayor Of Pittsburgh sis beyond
recall" the Allegheny County
Common Pleas Court ruled in
baking the attempt of the fid-
displaying former chief executive
to regain his office. Unani-
mously Judges Thomas M. Mar
shall, Ralph H. Smith and James
H. Gray rejected as an sex
tremely artificial technicality" the
arguments Of McNair's attorneys
that his resignation was not prop
erly accepted.
The Washington times., 1936-11-19

Sylvan Theater audiences with .
number of well-presented Gilbert
and Sullivan productions, will
sing Flotow's opera, Martha" in
the Roosevelt High School Audi
torium Tuesday night, December
/, at 8:15 o'clock.
This opera has not been given
in Washington in IL years and
Miss Wentworth announces the
production will be a complete
presentation of the opera. This
opera is written around the old
Irish song to which Tom Moore
wrote the words, Last Rose OF
Summer"
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Enters Cadet School

BELGRADE, G.N.s).-The wife
of General Kutjepov, Russian Car
ist leader who mysteriously diSap-
peared from Paris some years ago,
has arrived in Jugoslavia with her
13-year-old son. The boy entered
the Russian Cadet School at Bella
CrkVa,
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think she'll marry him because
she's sweet on another fellow
a fellow named Parsons. But l
don't know. Anything can hap
pen these days. Look at Barry
mOre-I never thought he'd go
through with that. And now
the papers insist Chaplin and
Goddard are really married, and
maybe they are-but one day /
get a letter from the Coast and
it says place the odds at any
price they're not married. and
another day 1 get letter saying
You can bet all the herring in
Lindy's they are and have been
for months so 1 give up until I
know positive"
This is a snicker to the Queen,
who chirpS, "Or, so now you don't
print anything until you're posi-
tive. That's a good one, that is.
I'll have to remember that one"
And he says, Yeah, you bet its'S a
good one. In the long run I go
less wrong than anyone, because
first and last and all the time I
always remember am newSpa-
perman and T.. Il. I, I, I, l."
parrots the Lady. Sometimes, I"
she sighs, Il wish you had stayed
a newspaperman before by-line
went to your head and your
speech"
Well, this really makes him
mad and, like she always does,
she changes the subject in her
sweet way and says, Look,
was talking to Vic Erwin the
other night and he pulled an
awfulIy good line. He said Life
was the toughest battle of all
because nobody ever got out of
it alive" But Muddlehead re-
fuses to listen and sulks all the
rest of the time he's home.
Friday-"Why." asks the lady,
do you rap Hamlet so much?
Is it because the press agent sat
you so far back? I notice you
always rap plays which she
handles-is that the reason be.
cause she hurts your feelings by
sitting you so far back?"
He SnarlS, "NO, it isn't that
at all, because first and last
am always honest and that girl
can sit me on the roof for all
/ care. 1 wouldn't be surprised
if she was very kind to dumb
animals and read good books,
but can l help it if didn't like
HOward's 'HamIet'?"
This makes the Queen laugh for
some reason. and he looks at her
very suSpicious-like. and she says
well, I see where Mr.. O'Neill
gets $4,000 from the Nobel Prize
people and he's not much older
than YOU" And he says. "Well
if that amt like woman! What
difference does it make how old
he is? He's Eugene O'Neill and
I'm Louis Sobol. He writes plays
and I write paragraphs. They
don't give Nobel Prizes for para,
graphs"
The lady doesn't say anything
for minute, and then she
murmurs: 81 wish you wrote
plays like Mr.. O'Neill. / saw
a picture of his wife the other
day-she had the lOvelieSt sable
cape!" Well, know the signs
by now and I see in his face
he's going to blow up, so I run
out on the porch and 1 don't
come back until maybe half an
hour later, and / just get there
in time to hear her say, "Well,
anyway, honey, it seems his
name is Sammy SamueIs, but
now he's gotten so hi-hat he
won't talk to his friends unless
they call him Seymour Sey-
mOur."
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