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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1936-01-23

Februar l5-en lesz a Central
Auditoriumban Farsangi Bal
kereteben. Maradnak a regi
tisztviselok

AZ Greg AIneTlkaS MdSyd-
rok Youngstown es kornyeki
Csaladja, 1886 evi januar no
lien megtartotta az evi tiszt-
ujito gyulest, melyen az 0ss-
sses regi tisstDisel6ket es ia
nacstagokat ujb6l egyhangu-
lag megvalasztottak. Tovab-
ba az ossztagsag elhatarozta,
hogy ez evben is megtartjak
a Farsangi Bait, melynek rem
dezesevel a tanacs tagjai
lettek megbizva, Xix a SIT. Ist-
van Otthonban, januar no 18-
an megtartott tanacsgyulesen
elhataroztak, hogy a Central
Auditorium nagy tancterme-
ben es a foldszinti ugyneve-
zett words termeben folyo evi
februdr h6 15-ep, ssombaton
este 7 oral kezdettel megtart.
juk a farsangi mulatsagun.
kat, ugy az oreg Anerikasok
mint a fiatalsag reszere.
A voros terem melletti kony
ha is rendelkezesunkre all, ho1
ami igyes es jo asszcnyainF
az etelnemiiknel segitsegiink.
re lesznek; persze hogy mem
feledkeziink meg a jo hustle
italokrol sem. - &.
A rendezossg gondosHdI 70
mindenrol, hogy ugy az Ore
gek, mint a fiatalok ez ev
farsangi talalkozason pompa
san mulassanak, azert felfo
gadta ifj. Orosz Ferenc ma
gyar radio zenekarat, mely
mex felugyeletet az altalunl
nagyon jol ismert es mindig
vigkedelyi Greg amerikas, de
a csardasban fatal hevu, leg.
iobb tancos, Horvath Vilmos
testverunkre bizta, XII a fla.
tai es jo tancosnoket nagy
meglepeteseben reszesiti.
A program meg mem teljes
arrol minden heten irni 70.
gunk, hogy az 0sszmagyar,
sag, ugy a fiatalok, mint az
oregek, a februar 15-iki far.
sangi Macy Balunkra mar
elore is elkesziiljenek.
Az 0reg Amerikasok Csalad
tagjait kerjuk, hogy az 193s
es 1936-ik eyre ESQ tagsagi di.
jaikat cSakis a tisztviselokneR
fizessek.
Az 1935-ik evi leszamolas.
nal osszvagyonunk $329.96.
Id. Horvdth IstUdn, csaladf6
Danish J6sset, ir6deak.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1936-01-23
SIT. ISTVAN vERHOvAY 21.

Beteg tagjaink: Koleszar
Gyorgy, Palyo Jozsef, Pasztor
Istvanne, Hegedus IstvannA,
414 Marion Ave. es Szlaviscs&k k
Istvan, jelenleg a City k6r-
hazban van, South Side.
Betegseg titkarnal ielen-
tend6: 78 N. Bruce st. Tel.
62671. SS s|
G6ber JGhos, titk6|
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1936-01-23

Nnturnl,u there mill he n
local contest first for nomina-
tions to countu offices and in
the Fnu the election practf-
co11,, nh co,,nt, off,co holders
,,;,, r,n for ro.e7oct;o,,
IL IS a nttte zoo eorV 20
'Spe0E doont 1he county con-
les1. ~ appears hoaoe0e1, 1not
tne DemocTots should re-
nominate SheTtJt Rnlph Etser
JoT a secoad term. ne deser0es
IT,
ou' n~''9"' .".I-oo." 0oIe'S
aa.,.. .:th tha so,.t:es, a:t.,n
t;on We bo,,e orr cz,,bs u,
aDhich matters can be dis
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1936-01-23
Gyorgy Mihdly,
Gy0rgy Tanads.

Igen Tisztelt Szerkeszt0 ur!
Az "Amerikai Magyar Hir'
lap" mem katholikus ujsag, mi
vallaskiil0nbseg nelkul kedvel.
juk es alig varjuk, hogy kez-
hez kapjuk.
Igen kerem a Szerkeszt0 urat
hogy a kellemetlensegek elke-
rulese miatt mindenfele vallasi
villongast b. lapjaban mell6zni
teSsek.
Ha a protestansokrol valami
kellemetlen dolog van irva, az
el van hallgatva, de ha egy haj-
szalnyi jot ertenek XII a sorok-
boil, akkor mar firkalnak a tisz-
telt szerkeszto urnak; amt
most peldaul Condos Sander
irt, vagy iratott vele, valami
"holyagfeju" az mind vallas-
gytilOletre vezet.
Mem gondoljak, hogy a pro-
testansokat is az Ur listen te-
remtette? aminthogy a katho-
likusokat is, es mi a kul0nb-
seq a mennyOrSZagban. eek kii-
zott? Egyik Sc megyen be oda
csizmastol, akar jot cselekedett
akar mem.
Ha a katholikus ujsagba
mindenfele ragalon van, az
az ovek, tehetnek be AIT, amt
akarnak.
De egy ujsag amely nem
katholikus, de ha a szerkesz-
toje vagy a tulajdonosa katho-
likus is, nen szabad ilyen fell
tiin6en egyiket kenni, mig a
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1936-01-23
Town Topics

This gear is presidential
gear and politics Uill soon be-
gin to-. e7aliven, because here
in Ohio the primaries 1Oil
come in May.
The a0hole country is look
ing toraoard aoith great inter
est to the political eDents OF
the gear.
President Roosevelt and his
New Deal Tor aDtlt is left OF
it, are rapidly losing popular
ity. One can't deny the figures
shown in the recently con-
Quoted nationwide polls. They
undeniable shoW a trend from
Roosevelt and some OF his
socidlistic experiments.
History is prone to repeat
itself. We haze seen it in Eng
land aDhen for a time the La
Dor Party Das at the helm
OF the country. 1t Was folloaOed
by a conservative - labor
coalition and finally just last
year aOith a conservative vic-
tory.
Besides the presidential con-
tests and zoe still think Roose-
velt is going to aDtn because
the Republicans 7yill not be
able to find a candidate a0ho
can measure up to Roosevelts
personal popularity. his er-
celleat campaigning and most
of all his Wondertul radio dp-
peal, - there a0iU be an inter-
esting state contest bet1Deen
|GOUer7lOr Darcy Wh0 zOiU seek
a second term on the Denaoc-
ratio ticket and John W..
Bricker, attorney general, aoho
is certain to be the Republican
nominee.
Our guess, - shared by most
OF the political observers and
most of the papers - is that
Darcy a0iU not be given a sec
Ond term. We nerer thought
he aOould make a good goDer-
nor and he did not make good.
In addition he has not kept
hts promises to the thousands
of foreig1-born Uoters of Mah-
oning County z0ho aOere large
ly responsible for his big
Uictory here.
His opponent, Mr.. Bricker, is
a Uery able man. There aoill be
thousands OF Republicans aoho
taOo gears ago jumped the
party and a0ent for the De-
naocrats sighted by the Co..
er1sOr and disillusioned By his
acts aDiU vote against him.
From a Democratic point of
viea0 it is just too bad that
some strong Democrat is not
opposing Darcy for re-'aon1i'1a-
tiOn.
Naturally there Dill be a
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1936-01-23
FELELET CONDOS
SANDOR LEvELERE
Olvas oinknak nem tetszik a
vallas kil0nbseg emlitese.
Bizony jo volna Washington-
ban magyar kozpont

Nekunk sem tetszett Condos
Sander levele, amelyet multi
heti lapszamunkban tudtunk
nelkil k0z0lt lie a nyomda es
ICY kivancsiak voltunk nit
szolnak hozza el6fizet6ink. Mem
is csalodtunk, inert ket leve-
let is kaptunk, amelyeket lit le-
k0zliink. Mi mindig szivesen
vesszuk olvasoink alairt rovid
megjegyzeseit cikkeinkre es az
az Olvasok K0reb0l rovatban
lek0z0ljiik.
Condos Sander alaposan ell
vetette a sulykot alnikor azert
kifogasolja a Washington ma
gyar k0zpontot, inert annak
egyel6re a Reformatus Egyesu-
let ottani irodajat tekintjiik.
Mi mindig azon az allasponton
voltunk, hogy anikor magyar,
vagy anaeritai magyar tigyek-
r6l van $40, akkor vallaskul0nb
seget mem ismerunk.
lit a levelek:
Melyen tisztelt Condos Uram!
"Mehetiink-e utanuk?" A
szerkeszt6nek irt nyilt levelere,
legyen szives e kis visszhangot
elkonyvelni.
On mint tanult es tapasztalt
uriember jol tudja hogy van ra
eset, mikor egy deka szin-
tiszta aranyert, a rozsdas va
sat mazsaszamra lehet vasa-
rolni. Hiszen soha sem a
mennyiseg szamit, hanem az
ertek es en- hiszem, hogyha bar
katholikus szempontbol kicsi
is a Reformatus Egyesilet er-
teke, de magyarsaga kituno es
elismert jotekonysaga reven
Kar a bomladozo Magyar-Ame-
rikai beket meg jobban meg
lazitani es en- bocsanatot kerek
a feher ujsag laptoI, hogy ilye-
neket megenged niagara ma
zolni, igaz, hogy a papir mem
tehet rola.
Maradtunk SzerkesztO urnak
tiSztelettel:
G7,0r07i MihGLU,
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ITO BE CONTINUED
Longest Coast Line

Florida is considered to have the
longest coast line of any state. Ac-
cording to the United States Coast and
Geodetic survey this coast line, exclu-
sive of islands, is 1.197 miles, includ-
ing 800 on the Atlantic and 79S on the
Gulf of Mexico. California is listed as
second with 913 miles of coast. Lake
shore line is not regarded as coast
line by this government department.
If it were, Michigan would have the
second longest coast line, according
TO this same authority. According to
other authorities, Michigan has 9O5
miles of coast line in the Upper Pen
insula and SO in the Lower Peninsula,
a total of LIS miles. The coast OF
Maine is so indented that If small
unit of measurement were employed
that state would have a coast line OF
about 5000 miles. As measured by the
methods of the Coast and Geodetic sur.
wy, it has only 22S miles.
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morning she had seen the last stars
fade and the first fingers of day grope
over the edge of the waters.
The robins and the wrens chirped
at the light; wood thrush awoke, and
gay little Song sparrows.
After while Agnes mother came In,
and for a short time they discussed
Agnes coming ordeal Then Mrs. Glen
eth left.
Today, Myrtle Lorrie must go on
trial for her life, for the murder Of her
husband; and soon Agnes Gleneith
must go on the witness-stand for her.
No, not for Myrtle. There was no
point in being dishonest with yourself
She was taking the side of the defense
because of Cathal Martin O'Mara, who
had come to the house again on Sat
urday morning-the day before yester-
day-to go over her testimony once
more.
Mr.. Nordell and another attorney for
the state had conferred with her twice /;
and she was subpoenaed as a witness
for the state as well as for the defense.
But Jeb had said to her: "Nordell
told me, Glen, you seemed to belong
to the defense, body and soul. That's
the impression he got. Are you crazy?"
I'm going TO tell only what l saw
and heard" she had replied to him.
"But how are you going to tell iti
Nordell knows; and he's not fool
enough to call you for his witness.
You'd never be his. If he put you on
the stand, you'd go over to your shy
ster friend O'Mara. So he'll let O'Mara
put you on the Standard then the
state can get after you. Be O'Mara's
witness, and see where you land! Good
Lord. Glen, what's got into your"
What was this which was in her
and which, by its recurrent excite
ments made sleep impossible and un.
thinkable after the dawn of this day
There was no use in Disgusting this
to herself; when she should go on the
witness-stand, she would declare by
her implications, If she were forbidden
to state it in words, that Myrtle Lor
rie had killed justifiably.
Had she?
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The Spanish Extravaganza.

a FELLOW picks up the paper
4 \ and reads in the news dis
patches from Spain that the Loyal
lists licked the Royalists, or vice
versa; and the Leftists tied into
the Nationalist again-or maybe
they're both the same.
Whereas the insurgents walloped
the radicals, but elsewhere the gov
eminent forces drove back the reb-
els; and meanwhile the Reds or the
Centrists or somebody did some
thing unpleasant to the Republican
outfit, as opposed to the monar-
chial group; and at all points south
and west the anti-clericals and the
church, the Agrarian party, the
Fascists and the Communists, the
besiegers and the defenders, the
peasants and the townspeople, the
laboring classes and the aristocrats,
the landowners and the tenants,
ETC., etc., ETC., were snarled into
various hard knots. So what?
If, after all, there are but two
main sides engaged - only j
wouldn't know about that-the cor
respondents could confer great
boon by just naming one set the
Hatfelds and the other set the Nc
Coys. Or would you prefer calling
them the Galatians and the Muir
phys?
IRWIN S. COBB.
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Peach Pudding and Shorfcake Are
Desserts That Everyone VIII Like

the milk. Mix and sift the -four,
salt, baking powder and mace to-
gether. Add half to the first mix
ture. Mix the remaining -four
with the peaches and add. Place
on well creased pan and bake
half an hour in a moderate oven
(375 degrees Fahrenheit). Serve
with a sauce or cream.
Fried Peaches
Cut six peaches in halves and
remove the stones but not the
skins. Melt two tablespoons of
butter in frying pan and place
the halves in the pan with the
cut side down. Cook until soft,
basting with butter. Turn and
fry on the other side for few
minutes; add more butter as
needed. Sprinkle with one half
cup graduated sugar and cook
until the sugar melts. Serve
with hot meat or as a dessert.
g Bell Syndicate.-WNU Service.
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Answers
Wa+ertight Sand

How it happens that highway
NAB which approaches to within
40 feet of the east shore of Musk
ellonge lake and is three feet be-
low lake level is not flooded with
water is part of mystery that
has puzzled biologists for long
time and is now proving a source
of interest to CCC workers at
Camp Lake Superior. Further
the north shore of Muskellonge
lake is elevated between so and
60 feet above Lake Superior al
though the distance between the
two bodies of water at one point
is only 200 feet.
Some explanation of these phe-
nomena may be had in the fact
that when sand from the shore of
Muskellonge lake is placed in a
water glass and covered with
water it will not allow the water
to penetrate it. But why this
should be true when the sand
from Lake Superior, only short
distance away, is readily pene-
trated by water is another mys-
tery.-Detroit News.
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Fried Peaches Served With
Meat Takes Place of
a Vegetable.

Peaches are at the height of
their beauty and flavor just now.
I wonder if there is anything
more lovely than sphere OF that
perfect fruit, golden with a tlnge
of rose put on with an artists
brush? asks noted writer on
household problems. There is no
more beautiful centerpiece for
the table than basket or bowl
lined with green leaves in which
rests the fruit.
l like to look at peaches in the
center of the table but I must
admit that I enjoy eating them
more if they are prepared in the
kitchen, pared and sliceo, per-
haps sprinkled with sugar before
they are served. They must not
stand long or they will darken
in color.
With slic ed peaches plain
cream is probably preferred al
though they are sometimes
served with whipped cream or a
thin custard. Custard favored
with orange juice makes a sauce
that blends we'll with peach
flavor. I need hardly mention
shortcake and peaches together
as this is certain to be one of
your favorite desserts. I am 60
ing to gi~a you however a recipe
for baked peach pudding which
you will want to try.
Peach ice cream is another
dessert which needs no praise.
You probably make it in the east
est way, half cream and halt
peaches ushed with sugar.
Mousses and parfaits favored
with peach pulp are among the
favorite frozen desserts. These
can be packed in salt and ice
and put in the trays of the auto,
matte refrigerator.
Peaches are used almost en-.
tirely as a sweet, for a break.
fast fruit or for a luncheon OF
dinner dessert. ! have a recipe
however, which can be used with
meat to take the place of a vege
table. Have you ever tried fried
peaches?
Peach Pudding
l tablespoon shortening
| 2 cups sugar
| 2 eggs
! cup milk
| II teaspoon salt
2 cups -four
| IL teaspoons baking powder
| u teaspoon mace or nutmeg
| ! quart peaches
Cream the shortening, add the
sugar and eggs well beaten anC
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DRAGONS DRIVE YOU
By EDWIN BALMER
coprh tbE

What, RodT''
Cant understand It"
'Yes, he can, Rod. That's the
trouble"
THAT he understands it?"
'He knows I'm going to do what /
am bound to do, because 1 believe
She stopped and caught her breath be-
fore she said it-"Martin O'Mara."
"OMara," said Rod. "The lawyer
you called"
YES" said Agnes. III tell you
about him. He"
Rodney, attending, tried to keep his
mind on what she said; but his feel
ings made it utterly impossible. Fled
far from him was his hour Of false con-
tent. A new despair seized him.
He knew now that madly he had
imagined that perhaps -perhaps-it
had been some relic of memory of what
he had done and said to her before he
had gone away, which had interposed
itself between her and Jud's completer
possession of her.
But it was not that; 1t was some
thing which had to do with that lawyer
whom Jud had damned aloud-O'Mara.
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boat he had known. 1t looked ninety
feet long, with graceful clipper bow
and line of brass-bound portfolios to
cabins, and with cleaning salons
above-deck.
The boy ran Rod out to It; and on
the quarterback stood Jud. He was
bareheaded and wearing fannels with
out a coat.
No guests were in sight, and Rod
was glad of that, though he was sure
that guests must be on the way or
were to be picked up at some port or
pier. Jud never planned a Sunday on
the water without a party.
Rodney hailed: "Jud! Hello!" And
his brother saw who was in the launch.
He stood stock still with surprise !;
and then Rod saw him laugh and run
to the boat step, and he caught Rods
hand and hauled his brother aboard.
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Uncle MlA
Says: ~
There's The Harm

A man thinks a great deal Of
his political party, but very often
not enough to vote.
If you are going 60 miles an
hour in pursuit of happiness,
you'll run past it.
A young man may be the archi-
tect of his own fortune; and by
beginning at sixteen and cultivat-
ing his brain he can increase the
height of his forehead by nearly
an inch.
To Say the Least
One may be Indifferent to the
wickedness of profanity; but it
has to be admitted that it sounds
coarse and cheap.
A drowsy loyalty to ones town
becomes wide awake in time of
disaster.
Rather in All of Us
What is the mental defect in so
many of us, that makes it inpos-
sible for us to understand f.
nance?
A miser is man who lives
poor so he can die rich.
A young man in love thinks
that the ability of his girl to make
good bread is mere gliding of the
lily. \
Real culture and common sense
are never at odds.
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The Mind ,os B.
Meter . HENDERSON
The Similarities TEST
g Bell syndicate.-wNU Service.

In each problem of the follow.
ing test there are three words.
The first two bear a certain re-
lationship to each other. Write In
a fourth word which will bear the
same relationship to the third
word that the second does to the
first.
l. head-hat-hands, .....
2. Ophelia-"H a m e t" Por-
8. Paraguay-republic = Sweden
4. boy-pants-girl, .......
S. -bulldogs-Princeton, -
6. Lou Gehrig = baseball - VIII
mer Allison, ......
7. Carter Glass-Virginia - Geo.
w. Norris-,....
8. "Dombey and Son-"Dickens-
"Innocents Abroad"-,........
9. Ohio - Columbus - West Vir-
glnla-, ..........
10. pint-capacity-yard-, 1900.
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CHAPTER VIII

The Monday of the trial dawned hot
The sun rose yellow and dazzling out
of a lake that lay like pool to the
horizon; the faintest of breezes moved
from off this endless mirror. AT Ag-
ness wide-open windows the frail net
of curtains barely quivered.
Ordinarily the sun, striking into her
room, did not awaken her; but this
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"Littla Giants

Little Giants" were political fol-
lowers of Stephen A. Douglas, who
had been nicknamed the Little
Giant" because of his short sta
ture and because of his mental and
oratorical powers.
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ideal or strengthen
ing inter racial
friendships through
competitive sport
But when, in dis
patches from Ber-
lin a f e ] / ow
reads of disputed
d e C i S j o n S, ques-
toned reversals, al
! e G e d discrinina-
tons against some
winning contestants
on account of color,
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e-wNU Service
First Rail Club

The first ball club ever organized
was the Knickerbockers of New
York, formed in 1845; and at that
time an inning was called a hand
and it took twenty-one runs or
aces, to win a game.
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u)t%t o
GYNa!.na
N.N1obb
UDvvD21 about
Woes of French Hotelkeepers.

CANTA MONICA, CALF
y As he gazes forth on boule-
ward full of rampaging Reds and
thinks about his empty bedrooms,
I'll bet there isn't hotel keeper
in Paris who wouldn't trade a
great gross of assorted French
communists, including all the
standardized grades, such as the
comparatively rare slick type, the
partly haired-over hybrid and the
common fur-bearing variety, for
Just one old-fashioned easy-going
American visitor-the kind that
was too carefree to check up the
weekly bill.
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and the unnecessarily brutal pub
icity, or so it appeared at long
distance, that was given to the dis
ciplining of an indiscreet woman
athlete; and then the threatened
Withdrawals of aggrieved teams
from certain Latin countries, he
gets to thinking, the reader does,
that maybe it would be better if
each national group held its own
little private Olympian show on the
home grounds and barred out the
riffraff, meaning by that, all for
eigners.
Uncle Sans Alien Burdens
MO matter which party controls
congress, watch at the next
term for this: A campaign for legis-
lation opening the doors to millions
of aliens now barred out under the
quota laws, which also would legal
ize the presence here of a great
mass of the foreign-born, some of
them criminals, some misfts and
malcontents, some avowed enemies
of our government, some paupers
on Federal relief, who already are
biding amongst us through whole
sale smuggling-in, through fraudu-
lent immigration papers, through
craftsmanship use gentle term
on the part of public servants
charged with the duty of guarding
at the gate.
In the years before us, it will be
sufficiently heavy burden to care
for such of our own worthy home
folks, whether native or naturalized,
as otherwise would go destitute.
Cleverness of the Chinese.
I0NCE, long ago, l, being a re-
~ porter, was detailed to accom-
pany to police headquarters in New
York Chinese prince who'd come
over to study our police methods.
We were in the Bertillon bureau,
presided over by the famous in
spector Faurot.
"Ah, yes" said the courtly WISH
tor in faultless English, ''this same
system has been in vogue in my
land since time iInmemorial, ex-
cept that we use fngerprinting in
addition to legal signatures and Of
fetal seals, for further validating
important documents.
Don't you also use it for record
ing habitual criminals?"
| ST do not think so"
"Well, them" asked Faurot, chow
do you identify them?"
VERY simple" said the prince
and smiled gentle smile. when
we catch a chronic offender we i'm
mediately cut off his head, and then
anyone may recognize him at a
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tor somehow 70 have a shock of
white hair. Perfect artist model for
a Rotarian-Bud Kelland.
Best of the Kipling tributes: He
made words obey him. Imagine
Vincent Astor with the first name
of Zeke. Or Polly Moran with Hor-
tense. Left at the post, Bing Crosby
has caught up in that radio job
indeed is almost out front. Most
thrilling radio moment: Helen Kel-
ler talking on Rudy Valee's hour.
Enroll Flynn ought to look totsy in
one of those white satin lined In
verness things. That one wheel eye
list. Boy Foy, is a dandy jitters
starter. Add expert hecklers: Bill
Halligan. No one has attained Dia-
mond JimS flair for making a dra-
matte entrance in a restaurant.
Who remembers when a Waldorf
head porter had the best paying of
the hotel jobs? Study in aristo-
cratic dignity: Anne Morgan. When
fuzzier hats are made, Morris Gest
will wear them. Only two out OF
eleven last night at a dinner knew
the meaning of onomatopeia. No
fair looking!
Jumping Jack in a box come to
life: A. c. Blumenthal. Boys in
the early 40s SOW the heaviest crop
of wild oats. At least around New
York. Most of my life I've answer
ed letters on hotel stationery. And
now Emily Post or someone says
nothing is SO gauche or parsimon-