The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-01-01

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The following New Year reso-
lutions have been posted and will
not be broken until the first OPP
portunity to do same arrives on
the spot:
Hurricane Eddie resolves to
take his time with all shots and
do bit of practice swinging be-
fore executing same"
doc Kemp will; always be the
gentleman and remember his man.
ners when telling Kirsch about the
last shot"
"Kirsch will always be the gen.
tleman and remember, etc. :"
"Pious William will always say
You sweet old baby when the
slice fails to bend at the proper
moment"
"Bill Malone resolves to for
get schedule one day during the
year."
lotto K. will try to not ag-
gravate Willie"
eli Plummer resolves to try
and keep up a conversation when
playing with Old Bye but thinks
it a little hopeless"
Russell Kerr resolves to ar
rive at the golf course on the days
he tells you he will"
"Charlie Ketchum will try and
remember to say that's a nice
one, boys whenever he knocks it
any place.
"Sheriff Thompson will always
get his man."
"Bascom Grooms resolves to
break up somebody else's automo-
bile the next time"
Cookie Mesa will never pick
out the partner next time"
"Duke of Rock Sound says he
has resolved to try and keep up
a conversation with Ii; if Tim will
allow same"
"Hollon Bervaldi will be lit
tie careful of those certain tete-
a-tete times with that gal with
those pretty initials"
Curry Harris resolves to allow
someone to tell him where his
ball is located"
Handsome Horace resolves to
change his sweater every day."
"Pete Taylor resolves to allow
Daddy to GO his way in peace"
Daddy Sawyer will try to beat
Bob Showers"
"And Bob Showers will try to
beat Daddy Sawyer"
Samuel E. Harris POSTMASTER
with Personality resolves to play
better golf"
"Tim Pittman resolves to watch
Bill Malone make a golf shot and
then try and do it the same way"
"Joe Lopez will try to shoot
par as usual"
"Delmar Butler will try and
beat Tim Pittman but hopes it
will be an easy try"
"Melvin Russell viii try to
slice a ball because he is sure if
he can he will be able to beat his
pals"
"Bill Fripp hopes to get a
chance to play game occasion
ally"
Louis Pierce resolves to at
tend all suppers."
"Fred Ayala will arrive on
time on the tee and not go wan
dering all over the course looking
for his playmates."
Charlie Salas will take his
time with his driver and net get
his putter confused with wood
clubs"
earl Julian resolves to forget
he was born on a farm"
"Louis Cruickshank will be a
pal and not beat his other pals so
often"
''Ike Russell resolves to return
to Key West the first opportunity
and remain thereafter"
Norman Artman resolves to
resolve that next New Year he
will make a resolution"
"His brother, Poly, resolves to
take up the game again."
"Bll Bruner resolves to give
his opponents a break"
"Bob Spottswood resolves to
give Kirsch break on those argu-
ments they always get into"
"Clem Price resolves to arrive
at the golf course when he starts
out for same"
''The Boss of this Paper resolves
to try and make a little 'dinero'
on the profit side of the ledger"
"The City Editor hopes that
this column will get in on time so
as to be properly edited"
"The composing room (who