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JAN. Is, 1896


2. s. Marine band fNBCl WIZ.
Belek Musicale tCBSl WHEN
2:lS-Kathryn Keiser's Kaleidoscope
Ma Perkins fNBc) wEAF. wLw.
u. s. Marine band fN9Cl WIZ
Belek Musicale tCBSi wFBM
2:3o-Kathryn Keiser's Kaleidoscope
WIRE.
Vic and SADIE fNBCl wEAF. wIw.
International Broadcast from Lon
don (NBCl WIZ.
Vivian Della Chiesa fCBSl WFBM,
2:45-Cub reporters WIRE.
The O'Neils (NBCl WEAF. wLw
International Broadcast from Lon
don fNBCl WIZ.
Vivian Della Chiesa tCBSl wFBM,
3:00-Womans Radio Review (NBCl
Betty and Bob CNBcl WIZ. wLw.
Vivian Della ChieSa tCBSA WFBM
3:l5-&oman's Radio Review (NBCl
VEAF. WIRE
The Life of Mary Southern GMu-
Gene Arnold and the Ranch BOYS
lNBC) WIZ.
u. s. Army band fCBSl wFBM.
3:30-Ciirl Alone (NBC) WEAF.
Shutdown Varieties (Mutuan WLW.
Alice JOY fNBCi WIZ. WIRE.
u. s. Army Band tCBSl WFBM.
3:45-Grandpa Burton tNBC1 WEAF.
News and Financial notes wLw.
Strolling SongSterS lNBCl WIZ.
Front Page Drama WFBM
Tea at the Ritz (CBSl.
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Dot and Will fNBCl WIZ.
Midday Meditation WFBM
Radio Gossip Club tCBSl.
i;00-Walter Hickman WIRE.
Magic of Speech (NBCl WEAF.
Vocational Agricultural WLW.
Words and Music tNBCl WIZ.
Between the Bookends tCBSl
WFBM
1:l5-Waher Hickman WIRE.
Magic of Speech fNBCl WEAF.
Story Plays and Rhythmics WLW.
Words an2 Music lNBC1 WIZ.
Happy Hollow tCBSl WFBM.
1:3o-Airbreaks lNBcl wEAF. WIRE.
Health WLW.
Clark Dennis. tenor CNBCl WIZ.
American School of the Air tCBSl
WFBM
l:45-Airbreaks (NBC) WEAF. WIRE
History of Music WLW.
Federations of Music Clubs tNBCl
WIZ
American School of the Air tCBsl
WFBM
2:00-Home Folks WIRE.
Forever Young tNBCl WEAF.
Molly Of the Movies fMutuall WLW
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TODAY
THE following programs are subject to
. station changes.)
4:oo-Pedro Was orchestra (NBcl wEAF,
Bob Nolan's band WLM.
Radio Guild fNBC) WIZ, WIRE.
Al Trace and symphoneers (cBS)
4:1s-Pedro Was orchestra tNBc) wEAF.
Music osiid lNBcy VIZ, WIRE.
Tea Time Tunes lWFBM.
Jimmy Farrell CHS.
Singing Lady tNBc1 WIZ. wLw.
Tea Time Tunes WFBM.
Jack Armstrong tCBSD
1NBC, WEAF. WIRE.
Little Orphan Annie (NBc) WIZ.
The Goldbergs wFBM.
EHsnag fms wF sse s WEAK W sfRE
Old Fashioned Girl WLW.
James Wilkinson tNBCl WIZ.
5is-q 5oRn r, Gates 5Nscj %LAF; WIRE
evening concert WLW.
School sketches WFBM.
5:ao-6Tsss Radio news 7NBC wEAF,
Bob Crosty's orchestra wLw.
Press; Raoio news tNBC) WIZ.
80. Press, Radio news (CBS).
S;S5-Li IInra Digest Poll (NBC) wEAF
Bob Newhall wLw.
Muriel Wilson (NBC) WIZ.
GeorHe aa SeenSe program MFBM
o'4o-Sons OF Pioneers WIRE
Billy and Betty (NBC) WEAF.
EW1SEgs Halls orchestra tCBs)
6:00-The Schultz family WIRE
Amos m Andy tCBsl WEAF, wLw
ss nSyts Aees N tMRc - WI W. ,ura,,.
80. Myrt and. Marge (cBsJ. ~ DA'
6;l|P %Is the Sailor lNBc) wEAF,
We Bring You Loviness wLw.
Recovery, talk WFBM.
gan Buddy Buddy Clark (CBsl.
0E Eam and G ALL abner N 1NRc wE w1z WIRE
81. Kate Smith fCBS) WFBM.
0a0-I Life gnns Tw sNsgs WIRE
Crusaders (Mutuan WLW.
PM Cook tNBCJ WIZ.
News WFBM.
Boake Carter fCBSl
Eoo-Ihe House of Thousand Eyes
Rudy vallee hour CNBc, wEAF.
Music Is Ny Hobby INBcl WIZ.
100 Harv and Ester lCBS) WFBM.
Rudy Vailee hour (NBc) wEAF.
Rochester Philharmonic orchestra
March Of Time tcBs, wFBM.
S;oo-L lam I Ross, Show Boat (NBc)
De Death Valley Days CNBc, WIZ,
Camel Caravan tcBs) wFBM.
S;So-L Tam, Res Res, Show Boat tNBC
Listen to This (MutuaD WLw.
AMERICAS Town Meeting (NBC)
Talk by Herbert Hoover (cBs)
s:oo-To be announced WIRE.
e alcses GT0se NB 9th wE SPm WIZ D1rseys
America's Town Meeting (NBC)
HSEsss Heidt's orchestra tcBs'
s;so-Rog Shields orchestra NBc) WIZ,
Bins crosby with Jimmy Dorsey's
orchestra (NBCl WEAF, wLW.
- Phil Cook. (cBs) WFBM
lo:oO-Harold Nagel's orchestra (NBC)
News room WLW.
Emil Coleman's orchestra tNBc)
Myrt and Marge (cBs) wFBM.
i0:15-Leonard KelIers orchestra (NBC)
salute to Fort Worth TEXAS wLw;
Emil Coleman'S orchestra (NBCl
News wFBM.
900 Guy Lombardo's orchestra tCBs).
fNBC) WEAF, WIRE.
Ben Bernie's orchestra (NBC) WIZ.
Salute to Fort Worth Texas WLW
Isham Jones'orchestra (CBS)
WFBM.
11:00-Minneapolis Symphony orchestra
fNBC) WEAF, WIRE.
Ruby Newmans orchestra fNBC)
Jimmy joys orchestra WLW.
George olsen's orchestra tcBs)
11:3o-sammy Raves orchestra (NBC)
WEAF, WIRE
Moon River WLW.
Meredith Wilson'S orchestra (NBCl
WIZ.
Frank Dailey's orchestra (CBs)
WFBM.
12:oo-M idnight-sign off tNBc) wEAF.
WIRE
Clyde Trask's orchestra WIJW.
Sign off tCBS) WFBM.s
A. M
12:15-Jan CAREERS orchestra wLW.
12:30-Joe Sanders orchestra (MutuaI
WLW
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12:45-Bob Crosby's orchestra wLw.
1:oo-Sign on wLw
FRIDAY
A. M
6:30-Jolly Bill and Jane fNBCl WEAF.
Sunday School lesson WLW.
Pollock and Lawnhurst tNBCl WIZ
Chuck Wagon WIEN.
Organ Reveille fCBSl.
6:45-Morning Devotions WIRE.
Yoichi Hiraoka, Japanese xylophon.
ist tNBC) WEAF.
News flashes WLW.
Sunbeams tNBC) WIZ.
Chuck Wagon WFBM
Organ ReFeille (CBS)
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Best Short Waves

LONDON f6:o5 p. m.)-''wiltshire.
Csc. 3l.3 m. 1880 kc.).
MADRID IS p. m. English program.
EAQ. sos m. t9870 kc).
PARIS (7:l5 p. m)-Songs of yester-
day and today. FYA, 25.6 m.
III, 100 kc.).
BERLIN (7:3o y. m.) - Franz
Schubert. Duo. 498 m. (6o20
kc.).
LONDON % p. m.)-From the operas.
esd. ass m. (11,750 kc.l.
MINNEAPOLIS 10:35 p. m.)-Min-
neapolis Symphony orchestra,
W2XAF, Schenectady, 31.5 m.
1880 kc.).
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There would be no commercial
announcements, no static and no
speeches. There would not even
be introductions to the music
which would be available through
out the day. The music would
emanate from one central send
ing station in each city and would
be electrically recorded.
Whether such broadcasting is to
become an institution rests with
the public, which would sub
scribe to the service much as it
pays for using telephones. Spon-
sors, therefore, would be elimi-
mated. The system is used in
Cleveland, but the fact remains
that 1t is never to be threat to
radio because so many rural dis
tricts and small cities will not
have access to it. Also, it is
meant to be heard while at work
or at bridge, not to be listened to
while concentrating. The Major
Bowes. philharmonic, symphonic
and featured programs always will
have an appeal to the radio audi.
ence.
Wired radio may be the fore
runner to television, as utility
companies have perfected appa-
ratus and cables which would
carry wired images into homes.
II
Lupe Velez, film star, returned
from England, is to be guest
performer on Rudy Vallee's pro-
gram tonight at Z on the NBC-
WEAF network. The program, al
ready replete with two famous
comedians-Frank Fay and Bert
Lahr-is to feature a dramatic
sketch with Miss Velez in the
leading role.
Mr.. Fay, although no stranger
in comedy circles, had been ig-
nored by radio until introduced
four weeks ago by Mr.. Vallee, who
also gave a radio start to Joe
Penner. Mr.. Fay's remarks have
a MALICIOUS anu SdICdSLiC bdHS III
contrast to the endless good
natured humor of most laugh
pr0vOkers. Bert Lair has been
heard on the Vallee programs be-
fore and is currently appearing
with him in George Whites
Scandals"
EORMER President Hoover and
IL Col Frank Knox, mentioned
as a possible candidate for the
Republican nomination for Presi-
dent, are to assail the policies of
President Roosevelt and the New
Deal over the air tonight.
The former executives speech
at Lincoln, Neb., entitled "Agri-
culture and the New Deal" is to
be broadcast over the Columbia
network at $780,
Col. Knox, publisher of the
Chicago Daily News, is to reply
to Edward A. Filene, Boston
merchant who recently spoke over
the Columbia network on the SUBJ
ject, 1.-THE President and Our
Newspapers" His address to the
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THE RADIO WAVES
Wired Radio Ready for Homes; Is MOI
Regarded as Broadcast Threat.

MYTH television lurking another radio
threatens provide entertainment
the listening public Call it what will it is wired radio
adaptation of canned
Let it be understood radio will
country but its pactcabiy already
stepping development of televison
speakers be placed the easily quickly telephones
installed The listener three which will different
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PUBLICISTS

.. I do NOT know shat ~
should do without if Cot.
3. M. House, Adviser to the late
Presidens Woodross Yilson.
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STATISTICIANS

.. this remarkable book o
being used every day in compiling
our sfafisties. "-I. de Tarnossaky.
Natiosal Recovery Administrator.
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AUTHORS

-. from nos on shall rely on
one reference book-the World
AImanac"-Hendrik Willem Van
Loon, Author Of Van Rooms
Geography, etc.
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SCHOLARS

1.-THE Wonder Book of all time
:. .'-Fronk Fl. Vi=etelIy, Editor,
Standard Dictionary.
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SPECIALISTS

e.. specialists Of the high-bro~esi
type refer to the almanac on
subjects upon ,Vhich they are
themselves producing material"
Guy H. Mitchell, Librarian, U. s.
Geological Surrey, Department Of
the Interior, Warrington, D. c.
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"Most useful ."-Hcrberf H.
Lehman, Governor of NeW YORK..
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g. -. goes with me Vhererer !
GO. Nicholas Murray Butler.
President, Columbia University.
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90. source of daily use -
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Capitol, Washington, d. c.
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CchoIars, statesmen, business
men, journalists - men 10
chont accurate facts and figures
are essentid.-oH find the World
almanac an indispensable source
of information.
Here's chat a fen prominent
people, enthusiastic users of the
World Almanac, hare to say:-
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JOURNALISTS

%. the book is most consulted
by editors and reporters :"
Kenneth Roberts, Journalist and
Novelist.
Evening star., 1936-07-15
sALE-MIsCELLANEOUs.

WASHING MACHINE. $50 so cash: ironing
machine repossessed. $50 cash. Apex Elee.
Co. zoe 9th st. NV. Open evenings.
WATER COOLER. General. Electric, for
rent; rental can be applied on purchase
New York ave. NV. Phone National $500.
Io;PMSN sEP R9oM Ss.,s sUTTSSKw,Il ssUITT6SSK ::!i
Evening star., 1936-07-15
WANTED-BOARI

BY MIDDLE-AGED MAN where there is
another middle-aeed man. walking distance
downtown. not more than - per week
Address Box n0I-X Star Office.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

DELICATESSEN doing over $500 weekly
long Established; small rent; easy to run.
Very reasonable price for cash. Address
Box 191-X. Star ofhce. To-
Evening star., 1936-07-15

GASOLINE, accessories; long established
corner location: large gallonage: price:
$3.50. Address Box 205-X star once.
5000 BUYS TWO COMPLETELY FUR
nished apartments Frigidaires. Rent
from one pays everything. Apply between
z and @ d m HendrY. 1874 L ST. NV. lSe
Evening star., 1936-07-15

$3.50 : ROOMS; POM g KIT.' IT n RArH' "a
Free Gas. Electricity. Refrigeration.
Two large, bright rooms, bed room with
cross ventilation: light oak floors, ivory
woodwork shower: 24-hour elevator and
switchboard service.
See MR.. DAVIS. Res Msr.. Met $3.50.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

FURNISHED rooming house businesses,
by owner: one IL rooms baths: one y
rooms, 3 baths. For appointment North
1908 No agents
Evening star., 1936-07-15
ROOMS AND BOARD-SUBURBAN.
wANTED-RooMs AND BOARD.

BY EMPLOYED MOTHER, in quiet COM
Portable home. near bus and John Bur-
roughS School; girl. o. supervised while
mother away: would consider room and
cooking PRIVILEGES. Address Box 217-X,
Star once
GENTLEMAN WANTS SINGLE ROOM and
board. NV. section; not over 50. Address
Box 2Ip-x, Star Office
Evening star., 1936-07-15

VERY DESIRABLE CHEVY CHASE APART
ment 3 rooms, sleeping porch. all.modern
kitchen bath and sarage; heat. lights gas
and telephone free For further informa-
tion call RCBT. LEE O'BRlEN. 1110 Eye
st n W Metropolitan 1855.
Evening star., 1936-07-15
COUNTRY BOARD.

II MILES PROM DISTRICT LINE in near
by Nd All modern convenience; SO and
81" o week Address Mrs T Bowie Clagett
Mitchellville. Md. Bowie "3-F-14.
FEW GUESTS can be accommodated in
scrupulousiy clean home: gooe nourishing
meals: large yerandas; large. shady lawns
Gentiles only. No contag gious diseases. Mrs.
J. F. Cummns, Homewood. Blue Ridge
Summit pa
Evening star., 1936-07-15

Unusual guest room. well-appointed pri-
yate home; use OF upstairs study; will
appeal TO man Of culture: garage. 1921
Jenifer st NV
Evening star., 1936-07-15

Three and four room apts with . expo
sures. . bed rms. living rm, dinette, kit.
bath screened porch: beautiful lobby. car
peted corridors. electric refrigeration; "a
hr. elevator and switchboard service. Resi-
dent manager. Emerson $500.
NEAR DUPONT CIRCLE-3 RMS. KrTCH-
en- and bath. newly decorated $50: ! rDa
and bath S25 1900 S st. NV. Janitor
wisconsin 504N
Evening star., 1936-07-15

ROOM OR ROOMS AND BOARD. al least
breakfast. by couple with son training at
Fort Myer. Address Major Richard ?.
Va. Section adjacent 70 Fort Myer preferred
Evening star., 1936-07-15

TEA ROOM or restaurant; nice business
in best NV. location fully equipped. Par
ticulars and reason for selling on invest:
cation. Address Box 22l-X star once
Evening star., 1936-07-15

APARTMENTS TO LET. BETHESDA.
Large living room, dinette, kitchen. large
bed room ana bath. S52 so.
GOSS REALTY CO..
HknO Wjscopsip Ave NiS o66p
Evening star., 1936-07-15

]. .. 3 ROOM APAR IMENTS
522S-32 4th ST. nv rooms-----S55.n 90
32l Deaheid pl. n.w.-3 rooms %. 90
Dinette kitchen. bath heat and hot
water included in sch apt.
BRADLEY. BEALL & HOWARD INC;
National O27l Southern Bids.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

VENDING MACHINE, 4-coIumn. for pis-
tachlo and other kinds of nuts: reasonable
43 You ST. ne.
Evening star., 1936-07-15
THE LEGATION,

THOS. j FISHER & CO, INC,
73S 18th st. Dist. $3.50.
1900 I4th ST. NW-SEVERAL ATTRAC-
tive ants. consisting of rms. kit. and
and incl porch, Elevator service: garage.
RefriRerat!on on house current. Resident
RANDALL H. HAGNER & CO.. INC.
Conn Decatur $500.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

frigeration: elevator See MRS.
CAIN. resident manager.
S67 5O !. ROOMS. KITCHEN BATH.
~o l400 FAIRMOET ST. NV.
Cool outside apartment with
two balconies, overlooking Dis
trct Spacious rooms, large
kitchen. plenty closet space. ga
hour elevator and switchboard
service. See Miss McNeill, res.
msr. Columbia 0336.
FIDELITY STORAGE. NORTH 340O.
c67 5O TWO ROOMS KIT, BATH.
W. 2I29 Florida ave. n.w.-Front
apartment, beautiful outlook;
24-hour elevator and switch
board service.
Resident Manager Phone North 1888.
1920 WIS AVE NV
Apt. of l room. kitchen and bath, S35.
To
Evening star., 1936-07-15

sUBLET TO SEPT: 3o-1ALsAN TOWER YER,
room. bed room. dinette and kitchenette
large screened porch; completely furnished,
including gas light and refrigeration: rent.
Evening star., 1936-07-15
PORTLAND HOTEL,
DIFFERENT
ASE, D. G

McBrad House. 1928 Mass ave- NV
Cleaner. more livable; rates reasonable:
Evening star., 1936-07-15

NEARBY VA. D. G. S sToRE-Independent
grocery. restaurant. short-order restsurant NJ
with beer bar here Is an opportunity 70
own a go0d-payins business: reasonable
rentals. See Mr.. Goodwin, 1123 North
Evening star., 1936-07-15

SUPER SERVICE STATION.
Very latest equipment: low rent. long
aease; now doing very good business. SELL
ing account other business. No brokers.
Apply owner. 50 500. Grand opportunity
for hustler. Address Box 223-X, Star
Evening star., 1936-07-15

1880 CONN, COR. BRANDYWINE-CQO
and beautifully furnished; living room. din;
ette. kitchen. dressing room. bath, screened
porch ideal for employed couple or two
mon or women Emerson 1046.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

.S.s CONN. AVE NW-2-ROOM BACH
eIor apt II windows overlooking yard:
maid service: immediate possession
1872 10Th ST. NV. APT. NEW FpRN.:
cool: > rms, twin beds kitchen. porch: Tor
> ladies Decatur 36l1-W To-
1923 MONROE ST. NW.-1 OR 2 RMS.
kitchenette bath, screened sleeping porch
SO, expos; adults, transient or permanent.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

$3.50 wkly. Nicely equipped. Rent. sos.
Price So 500. Terms Mr.. McDearmon.
zoos II St NV Metropolitan 4Sl3
Evening star., 1936-07-15

BOOMING HOUSE. downtown. q q, rms ms
TermS MisS McCnWn zoos st.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

OWNER MUST SELL because OF i'll health.
variety. notion and confectionery store, To-
Gated near school; doing excellent business.
Sacrifice at S3.500. This includes STOCK;
fixtures and good will. Worth. at least
SIS 600 Walnut 1910. ask for Mr.. PAYNE.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

BOOMING AND TOURIST HOUSE, I1th
style Heat furnished Price $3.50. Down
payment S45O. National 9654.
S. Winfield, 9O8 10th NV.
CIGAR STORE. doing $3.50 wkly Rent.
S125. Price. 81 600; terms good buy.
Mr. McDearmon zoos II st
Evening star., 1936-07-15
FURN.-APARTMENrs- s-UNFURN

FURN.-APARTMEN MENTS-UNFURN.
Free Car and Guide Furnished.
National S296. Evenings, Lincoln 1856.
90s 10th 81. NV. 1s'
WANTED-TWO BUSINESS WOMEN TO
share 2-room, kitchen and bath apart
ment with another business woman: rent.
$3.50 mo. each. 227 lst 81. ne. Tele-
phone Atlantic 5913
47O1 CONN AvE.--COOL CORNER SUITE:
completely furn.: ) rms. and porch gas
elec. phone: reasonable for Summer mos.
Cleveland 0643.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

1924 BELMONT RD-ATTRACTIVE APT.
OF 8 rms. kit. bath and reception hall.
$50 a month; electric refrigeration. ele.
vator, resident manager.
RANDALL H. HAGNER & CO. INC,
1921 Conn. Ave. Decatur $500.
Evening star., 1936-07-15

DELICATESSEN sood business; bargain
no commission TO pay: small down pay
nent easy terms. Columbia 1O043 between
q and 1l q
Evening star., 1936-07-15
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

RESTAURANT with beer license; guarsntee
$3.50 weekly bus: cheap rent long lease,
small overhead: $1,000. 30d q st. NV.
GROCERY-Rent only S21; doing $3.50
vkly. Price. So 500, Easy terms MY
Evening star., 1936-07-15
ROOMS AND BOARD.
CLUB MERIDIAN.

1880 18th st. nw.-One OF the most de-
iightful places for paying guest: walking
distance business center: splendid table
Reasonable ratts
Evening star., 1936-07-15

32I Ist ST sElCozY1 COOL APT. .
rooms. dinette. kitchen. bath; heat light.
gas furnished Adults only l6s
Evening star., 1936-07-15
4707 CONNECTICUT AVE

p
63l7 sth ST. NV rms and Kitchen.
all newly decorated; second floor. private
home. semi-priYate bath. GeorEia 5912.
Evening star., 1936-04-03

sons who still look at each other
through the ghostly mists Of a 81 taxi
bill. Subsequently, each married other
persons, but at that time, some II
years ago, they thought they were in
love with each other. Their senti-
mental interlude froze to death in
taxicab in which the man sat for 81
worth while the girl took an extra hour
to get dressed for a party.
~
WHEN she finally appeared at the
w cab door he Cancelled their en-
gagement. bade her a frigid farewell,
and that was the end Of 1t all. Time
took the fury out Of that 81 wait and
has left the two looking bit wistful
when they meet socially, as they occa-
sionally do these days.
The moral Of that story, as a man
sees it. is that no woman should ever
give any male whole hour to visual
ize future Of standing on street cor
ners waiting for her to keep appoint
ments. Even the dullard can come to
some pretty awful conclusions in that
time, and 10 minutes look like haz-
ardous maximum in the case of your
man Of average intelligence. CHow,s
that for constructive writing, men?)
Another aspect of women's lateness
for appointments is that the explana-
tions they give for it appeal to all men
as intrinsically stupid. Instead of TAX
ing bold, honest position of I'm late,
what are you going to do about it?"
they attempt to conciliate the enraged
male with stories whose implausibility
would be perceived through the mists
of twelfth cocktail
EVERY clock in the house was slow,
or all the traffic lights we're red,
or the traffic was heavier than ever
before, or some such inanity is offered.
The character of the explanation is
challenge to the mans greater fury at
having been forced to wait. He knows
the woman is on the defensive. an ad-
mission Of unforgivable guilt, before
she has completed the first sentence
Of her story She would be much bet
ter of by taking disconcertingly firm
stand on the simple fact Of her late
ness and letting it go at that. Zone
can write constructively on both sides
of question, it would seem)
But, in final analysis, all writing is
only theoretically constructive-that
looking toward an understanding Of
time as between men and women par
ticularly So Idealistic imbeciles dip
deeply into their hearts for words Of
healing, and although the words come
easily. the healing comes not at all.
And the ideahstic guest columnist
finds balm only in the knowledge that
he has but one more column to do be-
fore going back to a pleasant, II
friendless, obscurity.
Evening star., 1936-04-03
Feminine Invasion.

NEW YORK (P).-The year 1885 is
witnessing a determined invasion by
women of mems shops. destroying all
illusion Of masculine sanctity and
buoying the spirits of the country's
clothing statesmen.
Robert c. Derck, who helps to sell
mems apparel in one of the larger
New York department stores, says
that the number of wives accompany.
ing husbands into the clothing de-
partment is constantly increasing.
They're doing it, says Derck, be-
cause:
Women are more style conscious
than men.
Women read the advertisements
where men don't; they scent the bar
gains and impel their husbands and
friends to act.
They prefer their own tailored suits
made in a mems store.
And they're keenly interested In the
new color movement. apparently ap-
proving Of the new blue linen waist
coats. gay-colored plaid shirtings and
red-striped suits.
Evening star., 1936-04-03
Dorothy Dix Says
A Wife Does Not Have to Be Siren to
Keep Her Husbands Love.

and rest. and good dinner that they
have not had to order themselves.
They want loving hands to draw them
across the threshold and a woman to
fuss over them and baby them and
make them comfortable, and as long
as a woman does this she has a spell
to conjure with.
Il ~
A MOTHER thing that a wife can
keep up is being pleasant to live
with. No use in saying that husbands
are unreasonable and grouchy and
cranky and that no woman can put
up with them and wear the smile
that won't come off, nor stand their
back talk without giving them a piece
of her mind. Husbands are not a bit
harder to get along with than bosses,
and they can be handled by practicing
precisely the same technique that
girl uses when she has q good situation
she doesn't want to lose. And, be-
lieve me, the wife job is just as worth
keeping as a secretarial position or
one behind q counter.
DOROTHY DIX.
(Copyright. 1850