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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

If you will remember, it was
told you that Mr.. Ii Plummer had
been taking lessons and improv-
ing accordingly. Well, it seems
that he played about nine holes
with Sam and Bill Malone on Sat-
urday and had to stop because he
was all "tuckered out" for he had
so many hits that he could not
count same. When asked by Bill
what his score was he replied,
"Oh, l don't know. give ME a
hundred or So" Bill says, "Noth-
ing doing. you add them up"
Well, we did with the help of a
C.P.A. and discovered that Bill
was winner by couple of strokes.
But yesterday Mr.. Ii could tell
you anytime from the first hit
how many he was and how they
were made. The reason, says
Winsome Willie Watkins, was be-
cause Mr.. Ii was his opponent
and Irish Russell Kerr was help
ing Ii beat Willie and Otto
Kirchheiner. Mr.. Plummer and
Mr.. Irish admit that the eight
up by which the scoring ended was
just small sample of what they
can do when they wish. 1t seems
Mr.. Irish was Sc; Ii 90; Willie
SO and Otto 81.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

The four horeemen, as usual,
had very good match. If Willie
and Kirch ever win by more than
a one-pOint margin, there will be
great celebrations in the vicinity
of the golf links. But Doc admits
that one point to win is as good
as all SO and who wants to be
penurious during these days when
the fashion lis to get rid of what
ever you have as quickly as pos
sible and laws are passed against
thrift? However, be that as it
may, it is apparent from William
PercivaPs hieroglyphirs that the
ex-summerpro, Mr.. John sJ.f kin
schenbaum got three, skins. lathe
same as Hurricane. Kddieo Not only
that but Cupid Russell, got 'tt|&S';ob
while Doc managed to get. a meas
ly one with a par on number IS.
During the day II pars We're made
among the fou~some and Eddie
got a birdie on number three on
the first round. Something must
have happened to that number
three hole yesterday. OF about
"a times among the playing field,
the hole was pared about ~
times. In the foursome just men
toned of eight tries among them,
four were pars and one r birdie.
The other three were fives.
Pious William claims that he
was left out of the results of last
Thursday; this because he was on
the winning side. 1t seems that
for some time Otto K. and Tim
Pittman have been telling various
people that they beat Willie and
Samuella and so a return match
was engaged upon. Sam and VIII
lie gave stroke on low ball but
counted the aggregate as was. On
previous occasions Tim and Otto
walked off with the match but
last week Sam and Bill got to-
gether and won the match 3 and
2. Otto will argue that it was
one up but then he will argue
about any golf term or point of
scoring and refuse to admit that
he lost the argument even if you
gave him the official rules to
read. Still that is the way Mr..
Napoleon got sent to a couple of
islands on a couple of occasions.
They told him there were more
Russians in Moscow than there
were fleas in the streets of Key
West. Again they told him Mr..
Duke of Wellington guy was a
good fighter. Mr.. Nappy still
thinks he was right.
According to the score, the
hardest holes (handicap rating)
are as follows: Numbers 5, 2, 8,
1, 9, 8, 6, z and a. That is ar
ranged according to distance but
the experience of the. writer is
that the hardest hole is number
8 Then in turn are Plumbers z
2, 4, 5, 1, 93S AMI 81 If 1 were
to. get strokes from, any9ne, those
are the places in order. What do
you think? !.
80 VS. t14r1I s3GW
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

Mr.. Samuel Harris (our genial
Postmaster) has recovered his in
dustrious personality and was
busy playing against Bob Showers
and Berlin Sawyer. Sam says that
number one gives him more
trouble than any of the others.
Whenever he is not too tired to
play the hole, then it is the mud
in the trap. He almost slipped
down Sunday a. m. but quickly
recovered his steadiness. His OPP
ponents played golf like nobody's
business. 1t seemed that Grandpa
]. R. had been warned that Daddy
Berlin was after his scalp but
failed to get same because j. R.
was Just a little too much for
Daddy. Of course, the putting
lessons given by our genial Post
mes.er helped Bob some and it is
hoped that the door-slamming
business after the Cuba trip did
not Inconvenience Grandpa very
much. Next week the Showers
granddaughter expects to play
her first game. She and Bob
will play Sam and Berlin.
Mr.. Earl Julian got a couple Of
ASS which could not quite keep
up to Cookies 47-44 and Louis
1916. Charlie Salas was sand
wiched between with 44-48. 1t
seems Charlie will rock along with
a good score and then go blooey
all at one time on one hole. For
instance, he had an eight on num-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10
Today's Horoscope

Today produces an agitator.
In the calmer natures it will lead
to reforms of a social character;
in the more contentious it will
mike a soldier, political leader, or
even an anarchist. There is an in
eisive, sharp intellect, that may
lead to great distinction. if the eff
fort is developed above exciting
the passions of people.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10
DOINCS AROUND THE GOLF LINKS
(By GRAVY)

Der one when he could have putted
around in five. How the partners
were allocated does not appear on
the score card. This time the
goat went without supper.
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DR.. George " Lewis Of WaSh-
ingtOn, D. c, aeronzuEic2l e1gi-
neer, born n Ithaca. n Y s.
years ago
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

Mary Mills Patrick Of Cal,
president-emeritus of the Con
stantinople Woman's College, born
at Canterbury, n. H, Sc years
ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10
Today's Birthdays


Wallace Murray, chief Of the
Division of Near Eastern Affairs,
U. S. Dept. of State, born At
Bardstown, KY, - years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

Herr Hans Luther. Germzzy's
Ambassador 70 Washington. bern
So years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

William Glenn Volivz of Zion
City, III, born near Newton. Ind,
Sc years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

Anna Hyatt Huntington Of New
York City, noted sculptor. bern
At Cambridge. Mas 60 years
ago
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

If the results of the matches
as played on Sunday are slightly
added as you read them, do not
blame the typesetter or proof
reader. 1t seems that all of the
score cards have Joined the
neither regions of the Dodo and
Great AUX. But be a little pa
tent; some more are on their
way. But let us get on with our
story:
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

Mrs. Joseph Fels Of New York,
philanthropist. widow of the tax
and land reform advocate, born
in Germany, 20 years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

DR.. S. Burns Weston Of Phila-
delphia, editor, publisher, ethical
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-03-10

culture group founder, bern at
Madison. Maine, 81 years ago-
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ten will meet the Bayview Park
ers.
Leading hitters so far:
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17

Where this characteristic reac- ton recurs frequently enough to become a nuisance, there is only one way to determine the specific cause and obtain relief, and that Is by a series of skin tests with various groups of purified attenu- ated protein extracts. These tests can be made only by the physician. They should not be made immedi- ately after an attack of rhinorrhea, for they may give false information then. The specific protein or pro- teins having been determined, the patient can be immunized against them by graduated doses or in some instances 1t may be feasible to avoid further contact with the specific factor, for instance by giv- ing away the parrot, switching from rice powder to plain talcum or cut ting down ones toast ration to an amount within ones tolerance.
 Adrenalin solution used as a spray is perhaps the most effective remedy for immediate relief of the annoy ance.
 In many cases a course of cal- cium lactate (say ten grains three times daily after food for six or eight weeks two or three times ir the year) seems to bring prolonged relief. Wherever calcium Is used vitamin D promotes its metabolisn as does ultraviolet 1rradiation oi naked skin (sun bathing, tan) Many correspondents taking ar iodin ration report that they ex' perience marked relief from thu misery of paroxysmal rhinorrhea ol allergic distemper.
 Brick Dust Sediment
 What significance has the appear ance of brick dust sediment Tn th' urine? Is this uric acid, and if s' does it mean the diet is wrongP co. O.
 Answer-such deposit, of urates is likely to occur during warn ewather, especially when one sweat a great deal and drinks insufficient water. The deposit dissolves agaii if the urine is heated up to bloo' temperature. Drinking plenty Q water or the fresh fruit juices O their beverages tends to prevent t It has no serious significance. Imposition
 My sister claims there is no sucl thing as weak nerves or nervou exhaustion, and cites you as auth oritv for this, I don't believe yo, intended to convey any such ides (Mrs. J. M. O.
 Answer-Send stamped envelop bearing your address and inclose tel cents coin for booklet "Chroni Nervous Imposition" Glass A neu rotics deceive themselves. Class ] neurotics deceive others. Study tn book before you classify yourself but anyway be conscientious abou 1t.
 Tantrums
 Baby cries sometimes until he blue and stiff, especially when some thing has been taken away iron him or without when he wants (Worried Mother).
 Answer-He wants what he want when he wants 1t. Bad start Il training. The baby learned earl. in his career that vigorous cryinl would keep matters well in hand Now 1t will be harder than 1t woul, have been in the beginning to teacl him differently. Great lesson par ents often fail to learn: How to b firm but gentle and kind. Too eas, to be lax and unkind. Too man, parents disposed to transfer ' teachers, courts or the hard worli the responsibility of disciplininl children.
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
PAROxYsMAL RHINoRRHEA

PAROXYSMAL RHINORRHEA
 Friends, geeks, wiseacres, pin back your ears and amble on. Young folk who can still think and learn, listen. A good many of the elect suffer - well, we don't really suffer but we are subject to recurring spells of profuse watery rischarge from the nasal mucous membrane, sudden running at the nose with more or less itching of nose and eyes and machine-gun sneezing. These spells come on usually in the morn ing and last for half on hour to the better part of the forenoon. There Is no systemic disturbance, no ma laise, no indisposition. Merely the annoyance in the head. Stuffiness and stopping now of one nostril, now of the other. But no headache or general upset. A little techiness and rusqueness in behavior, perhaps but nothing more. The spell ends as abruptly as 1t began.
 Numskulls attribute such a re- action to drafts, change of weather, insufficient clothing, insufficient heat, wet feet or what have you. They turn on the heat or turn off the breeze and presto, in a little while the reaction is past - what better proof could any ninnyhammer want and aren't some doctors quite crazy?
 Besides the horriilc title men, toned, this characteristic condi- ton is known as hyperesthetic rhinitis, vasomotor rhinitis, atopic coryza, and allergic distemper. You pays your guinea and takes your choice.
 We had better tackle these trick terms and get them out of the way first. Hyperesthetic means excessive sensibility, and rhinitis means in- fiammation in the nose. Vasomotoi refers to the sympathetic nervou; mechanism that controls the calibrt of the arterioles = contraction anc dilation of arterioles determine th( distribution of the blood. Atopit means allergic, and allergic means hypersensitiveness to certain sub' stances (proteins) which enter tho body by other routes than norma digestion, for instance inhalation o' orris root or particles of canary feather, or absorption of incom' pletely digested wheat flour or egl albumen.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
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I noticed the family growing blu- CT by the day. It worried me be- cause everybody seemed well; there was no imminent catastrophe and the meals were as usual.
 Whats the matter?"s saked one after the other. "1s anything wrong?"
 "Oh no" came the usual answer. ''Everything's just fine"
 Household Was Gloomy
 The sun shcne, the wind blew and the morning glories blcomed, yet the smiles in my household were certainly conspicuous by their absence. A pail rested over the place. In sheer desperation, I planned trips for this one and that. I had ice-creafn oftener. I bought new lamp with . rose shade. l gave little presents. In short, tried for weeks to jack up the morale of my husband and kids (they're not exactly kids now) and even my small grandson who came to visit. But his own little face soon became as sober as that of a judge. Then I gave up. said one day, ''You all look like calamity it. self. Whats wrong with this house?" And I proceeded to parade my virtues and how kind l was, and bark that all the thanks l got was bunch of said faces.
 Then one day I packed up and went on 6 visit. I visited my sister. She stood it for two days and then she said, For heavens sake, Olive, smile once in a while. Look happy. Smile if you have to stretch your mouth out of place and paste 1t there." -
 "What are you talking about?" asked indignantly. I'm as hap py as a lark"
 well, you don't sing like one." she said. T know you haven't been well, and feel drsadfully sometimes But you've let your face down and your voice down and yourself down SO that wonder how the family stands it."
 Faced Mirror-and Truth
 I went straight to my room and took stock of myself. True, I had been very miserable for Q long time, But I wasn't miserable now, except when ate chocolate at bed time. And suddenly laughed. I made faces in the mirror, and decided that if I had to look at my feat ures, as the family had had to do for weeks on end, I should have exploded. Poor dears, how patient they had been! What I needed was good shake.
 After awhile I went downstairs, grinning a ghastly grin. We had a lot of fun over my attempts at an engaging smirk, but when I re- turned home the family mobbed me. "Oh, mother, HOW MUCH BETTER AND HAPPIER YOU
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
Paris Styles
By MAEY FENTREss

Limited Press staff Correspondent
 Paris (UP)-The Jodelle fall and winter collection preserves the heightened silhouette with broad ened shoulders nipped-in waist ana longish skirts.
 The outstanding ensembles in the collection are composed of Q three quarter length redingote which IS fitted in at the waist and then tiares 1 out over a dress or skirt ot the same or very contrasting material. These coats are trimmed with fur or velvet and the same trimming IS often used on the dress underneath. l The Directoire tendency is seen in some costumes with high collars and broad revers. Fur is used at- tractiyely here for detachable bol- eros for yOkes and sleeves tops and | fur vests. The fur frequently makes startling color contrast to the coat itself as when beaver brown is used on olive green white ermine on black or seal on apricot. wool.
 Daytime dresses frequently are in two different kinds of material wool combined with satin striped ] silk or with velvet. The most in1- portant part of the day dresses arc the broadened shoulders and sleeves which are full from the elbow to the shoulder.
 The evening clothes usually show combination of two different col- ors on a slender silhouette with low cut decollete and a trained skirt. The Grecia1 style still is followed | in certain gowns that are made with trailing neck scarves that are worn as capes or allowed to float out be- hind.
 TODAY's FASHION TIP
 Directoire lines inspire most of A.. 4a1I axA vx,t1HkMw N10khog
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
YOuY. Children
Rx OLIVE RoBERTS BARTON

LOOK" I felt neither better nor happier, but they did. And the effect on all of them was . per- manent lesson to me.
 Remember it, mothers. If you have to, paint" smile on your face. If you don't, you will have to do as I did, and gaze at gloom from morning to dark. I, who am so good at dispensing advice, had failed to notice that my illness had infected my family. We sel- dom notice such things ourselves. Since then, my sister and I have had many laughs about our ex- say where is the smile?" But, pressions. She or I will suddenly since she is a soldier, I rarely have to say 1t to her.
 Copyright, 1os6, NEA Service, Incl
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
GIoriEing Yourself
 RY Alicia Hart
By Alicia Hart
SUIT SKIN CLEANSER
 TO SEASONS NEEDS
(NEA Service Staff Writer)

(NEA Service Staff Writer)
 "Whether their skin IS dry or oily, women ought to vary their cleansing routines in the course of a year" Kitty Carlisle, pretty young enter tainer, suggests, Tt seems sensible to use cream and an astringent dur ing winter months, when skins are likely to be drier, and to use soap and water during the summer months.
 "Of course, anyone who insists upon eating all of the candy and rich desserts in sight, consuming cocktails and smoking too much might as well not bother at all about cleansing routines or any other beauty treatments for that matter. You simply can't have creamy, lovely skin unless your living habits are healthy and normal"
 Miss Carlisle is 8 recent con- vert to this theory. Never since childhood had she used soap on her face until late last spring. She
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
The Family Doctor
These Common Drugs Are Useful And Safe As Remedies For Family

family medicine chest, 1t is well to have available a small bottle of glycerine. This is useful for many purposes.
 Most commonly few drops of glycerine, warmed so as not to burn when tested on the inside of the wrist, are used in the ear as com- forting application in earache.
 Bicarbonate of soda is useful in many ways. When added to the bath, 1t is helpful for itching of the skin. As has already been mem toned, 1t may be added to gargles for relief of irritation and for re- moval of mucus.
 For greater number of Ameri- can business men, 1t is the com mon accompaniment of a quick lunch, for the relief of what they call "sour stomach"
 Nevertheless, 1t should be point ed out that the regular treatment of this condition with bicarbonatt of soda is e dangerous practice since the pain and the belching oi acid material after eating may b. the signs of @ beginnings ulcer oi the stomach.
 The use of bicarbonate of soda under such circumstances is like pouring water on @ flrebell to put out fire.
 Aromatic spirits of ammonia is g home remedy useful in bringing about recovery after fainting spells It may be inhaled or taken inter. nally, one-half teaspoonful in water
 Remember, however, that faint ing spell may be a sign of weak ened heart or 8 serious change ir the circulation of the blood, and 1: not be be considered lightly.
 Then there are ointments o! various kinds now widely promoted for many purposes. There are colo cream, zinc ovide ointment, vaseline and mixtures of these substances with others to be used for irritation' of the skin, for burning, cleansing rubbing, and chafing, and for simi' lar purposes.
 Most medicine cabinets will have 6 styptic pencil, or, better still, { styptic powder, which is applied t' small cuts after shaving. Finally, there has come intt popular use an oily spray contain ing liquid petrolatum, eucalyptus and menthol which soothes thu mucous membranes of the nose ir the presence of the common cold
 
 Here are the common drugs safe to have in most family medicine chests. Many people. however, vii find a variety of preparations use ful to suit the individual tastes .ot the family under various conditions
 It is good advice to have thu medicine chest and It's contents looked over by the family doctor on occasions SO that he may indi- cate the products that ought to b' removed. He may suggest addition Of others of Rreater importance fol
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
Learn the Tricks of Short Story Writing

'Gosh, I'm proud to know the au- thor of this" says Jim, pointing to Molly's story.
 Naturally Moliy's pleased, too, that 6 national magazine accepted her simple tale. Her writing career started the day she saw we'll dressed man, with misfit hat and handaged hand, get off the bus at Railroad avenue. Why, she won- dered, should this prosperous man wear 6 hat plainly not his own, have an injured hand, go to this tumble down neighborhood?
 ''Why, that's a short story" she exclaimed when she'd worked out an explanation in her mind. So she wrote it. wildly describing Railroad avenue as battered" "weatherbeat- en-" s.raushackle," ''mouldering."
 She got tips on choosing descrip- tive words from our 32-page book let. It tells where and how to find story material. All about plot, char acter- building, rhythm of phrasing marketing.
 Send 10c for your copy of LEARN TO WRITE FOR PUBLICATION to The Waterbury Democrat, Home Service, e35 Sixth Ave, New York, N. Y. Be sure to write plainly your NAME. ADDRESS and the NAME of booklet.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-09-17
Paris Modes For Gay Evenings
 Revel In Rich Fabrics, HueS
GOLD SILVER AND LAME ADD ELEGANCE
By RosETTE HARGRovE NEA Service Staff Correspondent.

Paris.-Although black predom- mates as far as daytime outfits are concerned, there are few all-black evening gowns in the current collec- tions. Every smart wardrobe must include one, of course, but rainbow hues are in the majority, by far.
 The new colors are divided into two categories: the deep, velvety, al- most muted shades, and the vivid, brilliant, clear ones.
 Lucien Lelong,s collection offers an interesting study in artistic iningling of unusual shades. He sets of plum satin evening gown with sweeping arabesques of currant red and green, and the result is as unusual as 1t is beautiful He also achieves novel shimmering effect in a gown with flowing skirt ot navy, striped tulle in violet over light red. Again, on myrtle green chiffon gown, a long, floating scarf which starts as a yoke at the front of the dress and trails below the hem at the back, is made of alter mating bands of green, purple, red. and pale yellow. On black gowns Lelong inserts arabesques in gold or silver lame or colorful embroidery on the upper sleeves from shoulder to wrist.
 The House of Patou's colors are a luminous smoky bluish grey and a rich, and equally luminous, wine red called "Arbois," both defying de- scription and copying.
 Robert Piguet will probably be known as Purple Piquet this winter. He features purple in light and dark shades as the leit-motif of his col- lection. He uses purple alone, in contrast to black, and sometimes combined with warm tone of red and green. Purple and red--used singly or combined-and red and blue, the colors of the city of Paris, are, so far, the first favorites of the year.
 Palest blue, blue-white and pale lime green are much worn with 1 black. Other chic color alliances are plum purple and rnauve pink, and leaf brown with orange pink or pale hydrangea pink. Royal and bright blues are good, too. Scarlet and brick red coats top black dress es, and vice versa.
 Gold and silver lame cocktail dresses and two-piece suits will con- tribute to the splendor and gayety of late afternoon affairs. Gold belts, usually on black, are also new.