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Evening star., 1936-07-26

they referred to as rock crushers,'
'gaspipes,' black sticks woodpiles,'
'grunt horns and iron horns
Now, Boss, please don't let these
confuse you. They're nothing more
or less than accordions. trombones,
clarinets, xylophones, tubas and
cornets. Isn't that crazy?
when the rehearsal for the jam
competition which they hold on each
of these sessions, began, the instru-
mentalists stepped forward one by
one to play his hot lick or solo
break, while the rest Of the band sub
sided into softer accompaniment.
These musicians weren't called wind
instrumentalists or guitarists or vio-
linists. They were 'pushers,' 'whang-
ers' and 'squeakers.'
"As I left toward the end Of the
long rehearsal session, I heard Benny
using the plaintive plea which, I am
told, good swing conductors always
use when their boys grow weary.
Please, boys. Please Legree Ber-
rigan was crying, Don't die on me-
"I can't tell you any more about
1t now, Boss-anymore than I can
tell you just what this thing called
swing Is"
Evening star., 1936-07-26
By he Associated Press.

By he Associated PreSS.
n YEW YORK, July 25.-The kind
of television under test right
. VI now in New York City may
be a much improved type and
all that, but the fact that pictures are
on the air isn't altogether new thing
for the town.
Something like four years ago there
were all sorts of television activity.
In fact it was possible to tune in as
many as four different stations. This
continued for a year or more; then it
all disappeared, not to be re-estab-
Iished until the r. c. A. engineers got
busy again last month.
Those earlier transmisisons used CO.
line detail per image as their basis,
and employed mechanical equipment
for sending and receiving. This in
cluded a large disk with spiral OF
holes punched along the outer edge.
It was whirled around before beam
of light at the rate of $500 times per
minute. Photoelectric cells. the eyes
of television. we're rather cumbersome
and delicate.
. The waves used were in the vicinity
of 125 and $50 meters and were sub
ject to considerable local fading and
other disturbances. The received i'm
ages were reproduced with the aid of
a Neon lamp. which made the picture
glow in various shades of red and
pink.
Among the picture stations under
operation at that time were those of
WGBS. with special television studio
on Fifth avenue. and the transmitter
of c. B. S. on floor above its broad
cast studios on Madison avenue. Both
attempted various innovations in pro-
gram presentation, such as wedding,
Evening star., 1936-07-26

to q Paris microphone to tip of the
feminine listeners as to Falls foiblc
Of fashion.
DE MODERN" That was the bust
ness and personal motto Of Or
vile Knapp, young bandsman, whose
tragic death In plane crash at Bev-
erly, Mass, Is mourned by associate
along Radio Row and the coast-tc-
coast audiences with whom he hac
long been a favorite Knapp was re-
sponsible for the introduction of man
novelties in orchestral broadcast
One of his innovations was the elec
trically ampliied steel guitar. He We
the first to use the electric orgar
Ever since childhood back in Kanss
City, he had known that music voul
be his career-was only Is when :!
was given his first Job as a musici7
in Art Randall's orchestra for
hundred dollars a week.
PENNY FIELDS will resume h
C. B. S. programs when he return
East the second week in October
August l3 will bring a new Thursday
1870 am. show for dream -singinc
Ralph Kirbery :. Ed East and Ralph
Dumke are lined up for % guest
spots Thelma Leeds will do E
guester on the Rupert Hughes shor
August 4 D.. Kathleen Norris Is due
to make good her promised acting
debut on the Magic Key" today
Joan Bennett. just back from Europe
rushes to the microphone with Bine
Crosby Thursday night (. Katherine
Mayfield of New Faces" stardom over
on Broadway goes on the air for Ted
Hammerstein Monday night :. Con-
ME Boswell will help Ben Bernie and
the lads do little sWingin' for the
N B. c. Blue network Tuesday evening
. Joan Crawford and Franchot
Tone reappear together on the radio
scene for tomorrow nights Radio
Theater" Wallace Beery and Stu
Erwin, who had to call of last weeks
radio engagement, will be heard on
that bill when they finish their cur
rent picture stint.
Evening star., 1936-07-26

last week. was Bill Slater, N. B. C.
sports expert, who did several broad
casts from aboard the steamship Man
haitian and who, starting July 29,
will broadcast summaries each eve
ming to both the Red and Blue net
works in addition to his descrip-
tions Of the major events as they are
actually run. Already on hand in
Berlin are Ted Husing, C. B. S. sports
reporter, and Bill Henry. sports editor
of the Los Angeles Times, who will
handle the broadcasts to the Colum-
bia network.
SINCE the track and field and SWIM
ming events are to be run of
mostly in the afternoons. the actual
descriptions will be heard in the morn
ings-six hours earlier-in the United
States. The networks are now fixing
broadcast schedules for the major
events SO far as it is possible to do
so, and, in view of the dominance of
the Yankee athletes in track and field
and swimming, the German sports and
radio authorities are cooperating in
every way to have the races run at
times favorable to American radio re-
ception.
Then each midnight Slater will be-
take himself to the studios to broad
cast his summaries of the days events
to the N. B. C. Red network, whose
stations will rebroadcast them at s
to 6:15 pm. New York time. He will
repeat his broadcasts the same nights
to the N. B. c. Blue network. which
will carry them from tbs to 1880
pm. New York time. Sundays the
Slater talks will be heard in this
country at tbs pm. on the Red and
at 6 pm. on the Blue.
Columbia's daily resumes will be
heard in this country from 5 to SIS
pm, New York time, which means
that Husing and Henry will have to
go to their studios for their broad.
casts at IL pm. Berlin time. All Of
the networks will carry the usually
impressive opening ceremonies on
August /, when Hitler delivers his ad-
dress Of welcome to the parading Wis
iting athletes, which have been sched-
uled so that they can be heard from
IL noon to pm. New York time.
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Bible Talks Return.
NR. FREDERICK K. sTAMM

DR. FREDERICK K. STAMM will
return to the air in "Highlights
of the Bible" over the N B. c. blue
network on Sunday August 2, from
1890 to pm. The program will
be heard Sundays during August, Sep
tember and october and will mark
Dr. Stanm's fourth consecutive season
on National Broadcasting Co. net
works.
The Candor of Jesus" will be DR..
Stamn's opening subject. His topics
for the remaining Sundays of the
month are: August 9, The Peril OF
the Short Cut; August IS, "A Por-
trait of Faith; August %, Beyond
Commonplace Morality" and August
80, The Insanity of Jesus
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Parliament Aired.
DREsIDENT1AL addresses I

PRESIDENTIAL addresses to Con-
gress have been broadcast direct
from the legislative chambers and 50
have occasional congressional commit
tee hearings. But the debates in both
houses of Congress, as in the British
Parliament. have never been broad
cast, because of leaders aversion to
the idea and because the networks and
stations have been unable to clear
time.
A current report from Wellington
states that the New Zealand Parlia-
ment recently permitted its openirg
to be broadcast in full.
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Guests Son Editor
Salter Spurns Tour

ROCKING agents offered Harry
Salter tidy sum to take his tidal
music" orchestra on tour of swank
Eastern seaside resorts-very appro-
pirate, but not accepted by Salter.
who's too busy rehearsing for his new
air SERIES
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Radio for Bagdad.

r OMANTIC Bagdad is going to have
a broadcasting station of its own,
if King Feisal can raise the funds.
In the meantime, he has sent two
young radio operators to England and
America. at government expense, to
qualify as broadcast engineers.
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Opera Stars on Air.

TWO famous operate stars, Mario
Chamlee. tenor, and Rose Bamp-
ton, soprano, will be the featured
guest attractions on the Show Boat
program over an N. B. c. network
Thursday. The mythical craft will
visit Syracuse, N. Y, on this date.
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Shakespearean Debut

Ultimate goal of most young &C
tresses who gained fame in light
romantic roles is to play Shakespeare,
But Joan Marsh, versatile film-radio
star, made her stage debut at the age
OF l2-in "As You Like It!"
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Singer Writes Music

IGOR CORN. the Hollywood Hote.
baritone, who has written ~ com :
positions of the light classical type. bu
never offered them for publications. Is
working on three more, which will b.
published in book form this Fall.
Evening star., 1936-07-26
STING DEVELOPS OWN TECHNICAL TECHNOLOGY.
Stoop and Bud Give Stars
Hints in Radio Glowing
Criticisms of Programs Seen in Comedy
Take-offs-Allen and Wife Vacation
at Old Orchard Beach.
By Dorothy MatfisOn.

TOT comedian right out and bills himself comic
evenings Take the lads land the who put
VI Alphonse" with the
up to Join welngh parade guest
of
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Federal Office Prepares
Glossary of Pet Phrases
Major Events of Olympics to Be Heard in
America Each Day-Both Chains
Plan Schedules
Bv the Radio Editor.

exception
eggs fried sunny side up" draw one" for
- the kitchen for hash the radio listener
baed he heard hmaz it" gimme couple
a
private
Evening star., 1936-07-26
Bing Headlines Trio.

A LBERT SPALDING, world famous
American violinist; Joan Ben
nett, motion picture actress. and
Vera Van, blues queen, will be the
headline attractions on Bing Crosby
Music Hall program over an N. B. C.
network Thursday.
Guests Son Editor
IT'S now Edgar Guest, versifier and
radio news gatherer. Edgar, jr. son
of the famous household poet. is a
radio editor occasionally favored with
interesting tidbits for his column by
his broadcasting father.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
Vojak Sc nabodl ma pusku.

K pr1serne tragedii doslo u
Hradce Kralove. Ma vojenske
cvicenf jelo pc silnici z Pre-
pych k Bolehosti nakladnf auto
s delem delostreleckeho pluku
So. Silnice byla pc prudkem
lijaku rozblacena a tezke auto
dostalo smyk a sjelo Sc silnice
do pTfkopu. Nasledky smyku
byly hrozne. Nekolik vojakG
We voze jedoucfch bylo crane
no. Vojin Suss byl zabit. Pr
narazu auta ma strom upadl ma
hlaven pusky, kterou 81 vrazil
do krku a 1plne Sc probodl.
Byl ma m1ste mrtev. Tezke IRA
nen1 utrpel take svobodnlk Mo-
kry, jemuz byla zlomena klfcnf
kost, pohmozdena noha a vyra-
zeno nekolik zubG. Krone Mo-
kreho, jenz musil byti dopra-
ven do nemocnice v Opocne,
byli tezce zraneni tTi vojini,
kteri byli pTevezeni do divisnl
nemocnice. u-~
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
zena 81 vymyslela atentat, aby
dostala novy kostym.

Ma Wilsonovo nadrazf v Pra-
re pfijel rumunsky rychlfk a
kdyz uz byly vagony prazdne,
provadeli pr1vodcf prohlfdku
vozu. Ma toalete jednoho va
gonu Sc ozyvalo dusene stdna-
nj. Toaleta byla otevrena a u
vnltr nalezena mlada zena, pfi-
poutana rucnikem k drzadlu, a
V dstech mela. roubfk, stoceny
re dvou kapesnfkn. Kdyz mia
da zena byla z teto situace w.
prostena a odvedena ma policii,
vypovedela tuto historic: V ku-
pc S nj sedeli tri muzi, kterf pry
mluvili CHI reci, ale z jejich
naznak1 pry poznala, re jedou
do Prahy spachat nejake aten-
taty ma politicke osoby. PrJ ne
dovedla utajit sve zdesenf a mu
ri 81 toho vsimli. Proto kdyz
pax sla ma toaletu, sli "a nj,
tam j spoutali a do list il dali
roubik.
V zene byla ma bezpecnost-
MIN oddeleni zjistena 23leta
lrma Lesna z Kezmaroku, man
zelka cukrare. Vsechna opa-
trent prot domnelym atntatnf-
KUN byla lined ucinena. Va
gon, nemz Lesna jela, byl
pfevezen ma libenske nadrazf.
Lesna byla autem pfevezena
do Libne a mela ukazat, jak k
pfepaden1 doslo. Ukazalo Sc,
re Sc d~otoalety ami ctyfi muzi
neveJdou. Lesna uz slevila.
Pry j tam spoutali jen diva. Ma
konec zapletla Sc do report
tax, re doznala, re 81 historic s
atentatnfky vymyslila. Poole
posledniho dormant, jez Lesna
ucinila, pry jela do Prahy ma
vyzvu neznameho p~isatele, KITE
ry il chtel odevzdati velke pc
n1ze, pry z vedecnosti "a to, re
jeJi pradedecek pomohl jeho
d6deckovi. Tento neznamy pi-
SaCel pfy napSal, re muSl nit
novy modry kostym a modry
klobouk, ably pry il ma nadrazf
poznal. Ida Sc tedy, Re Lesna
donna pfsvedcila muze, re il
must tohle vsechno koupit a
pax Sc vydala do Prahy. Kdyz
Sc bl1zila k Praze nevedela, jak
by Sc vypletla re vSech tech
hysterickych III a tax 81 vymy-
slela pTepaden1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
Bradshaw Sc chysta ma CHI
necky ruch.

Mestsky notarsky Trad pro-
hledl 80 bratislavskych hostin-
CT, ably Sc presv6dcil O zdravot-
mich zaT1zenfch, cistot6, cenach
pokojI, pokrmG a napojG. Sta
10 sc tax pc nekolika stfznos-
tech, re v bratislavskych hote-
Itch a hostinc1ch jsou RUNE ne
dostatky. Srovnanim s cenami
v mensfch mestech slovenskych
doslo Sc vsak k zaveru, re V
hostinstv1 je hlavn1 mesto Slo-
venska pomerneji levnejsf nez
venkovska mesta. Zavad neby-
10 zjisteno mnoho, ba naopak
cd poslednl lonske prohl1dky
Sc vsechna opatfen1 i zaTfzenf
bratislavskych podnikG znacne
zlepSila. Pouze We dvou pod
fadnych podnic1ch byly zjiste-
ny zavady; bylo nar1zeno Cd
stranit je, jinak podniky bu-
dou uzavreny. T1mto stalym
dozorem chce mesto CO nejv1ce
witt vstT1c cizincGm, kter1 81
ostatne ma ceny a pomery v
hlavn1m slovenskem meste do
sud ami nestezovali.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
Velka paseracka afera ma
SloYensku.

Ma vychOdnlm Slovensku Sc
provalila velika afera s pasova-
MIN dobytka z Madarska a pod
vodnym opatrovanfm dobyt-
clch past. We Vysnf Hudce u
Kosic byl zatcen starosta obce
Andrea Truhan, ktery vystavo-
val fingovane dobytcf pasy a
prodaval je paserak1m dobyt-
ka. V obci Bysteru byl zatcen
roln1k Andrea Janocka, ktery
rovnez prodaval falesne pasy.
V tonic prfpade jde O pasy,
ktere byly ukradeny pasovemu
manipulantu. Krone toho byl
zatcen jeste rolnfk Juraj Ko-
Yak mladsl z Male Idly, ktery je
jednim z hlavn1ch v1dcd pase-
rak1. Ponevadz jde nejenom
o trestne veci ale i O d1chod-
kove pfestupky, vysetTujf afe-
ru i trestn1 organy financniho
feditelstv1 v Kosic1ch, ktere do
sud vzaly do dGchodkove vaz-
by 6 osob. Afera Sc rozrnsta
do velkych rozmerG, nebot
pocet pasovaneho dobytka jde
do set. VySetTovanf sc prova-
dl asi We 20 obcich Kolem 10
Sic, cd madarskych hranic az
pc Presov. Dosud byl nalezen
pasovany dobytek a vypatran1
paseraci nebo jejich spolecnfci
v obc1ch Byster, Vysnia Hudke,
Zeroba, Mala Ida, Sena, zebes
a Herlany.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
SBORY SOKOLSKE:

Sokolska Jednota "Blesk''
odbyva sch1ze 2 patek v mesi-
ci V 8. bod. vecer v Sokolovne
Sprawl vybor Sokolovny scha-
ii Sc kazdy 1 1tery v meslci.
Rozvrh hodin telocvicne skoly
V 1tery a v patek cviceny jsou
hoSi cd 6 hod. vec. We stfedu a
V sobotu cviceny jsou dfvky cd
6 do 7 vec. PTihlasky prijfma
V case vyucovanf ucitel Jos. Po-
korny. Starosta J. Primus, nam.
Frank Hejny, jednatel Ant. J.
SochGrek, SIT N. Clinton St.,
1cetnik Jos. Kolomaznfk, 737
N. Lakewood Ave-, pokladnfk
E. Kliment, 900 N. Bradford
St., knihovnfk Alb. Taborsky,
nacelnik Jos. Pokorny. Donna
CT spravce Jan Cervin.
Telocvicny a Podporujfci
Spolek Katolickych Hokol1 a
Sokolic sv. Vita cislo 3, Kat.
Jed. Sokol, odbyva schGze v 8
hodin vecer vzdy l pondelf pc
Is V m6sici We spolkove mist
nosti V Kat. Budove, Madison
a Duncan ul. Kaplan Vldp.
Martin Oktavec, c.. SIS. R.,
pTeds. M. Zelenka, mlstopreds.
j. Pinkas, fin. taj.-pokl. FIR.
Chyba, prot. tai. V. Dvorak,
917 N. Castle St., vyberci FIR.
Polanka, nacelnfk V. Smutny,
pod-naceln1k Jan Vojfk, cvici-
tel A. Kolarfk, domovnik Mat.
Polanka. = Sokolice: M. Ha-
vlfk, preds. M. Vonasek, misto-
preds. M. Bejvan, pokl. D. Ko-
min, tai, 8O8 N. Montford Av.
cvicitelove: Volt. a Alb. Bel
vancicky. Cvic1 Sc v 1tery a v
patek cd 7 do II Sokolove a We
stfedu Cd Z do 10 Sokolice.
Prihlasky Sc pTijfmaji pri kaz-
dem cvicen1 Kat. Budove.
Sbor Delnickeho Amer. So
kola porada schGze kazdy 2.
patek v Delnickem Dome, Ma
olson a Rose ul. Predseda A,
Vancura, 906 N. Madeira St.,
tai. j. Prochazka, GIG N. Bel
nord Ave-, 1cet. F. Steiner, TIP
N. Glover ST., pokl. M. Cured
mix, 426 N. Glover st.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
Cesti sklaTi napodobili de-
mant Jonker.

Rozdelen1 prosluleho obrov-
skeho diamantu Jonker", kite
ry byl rozrezan ma nekolik kou
ski, protoze celku pro nej
nebylo kupce, vzbudilo pred
nedavnem velkou pozornost.
Drive nez brusic diamantd La
Ear Kaplan v New Yorku pfi-
stoupil k rozTezanf kamene, wy
konal mnozstvf zkousek ma IA
predetermined, ably nalezl nej-
spravnejsi smer TezG a ably z
drahocenneho diamantu zbylo
pc rozdelen1 co nejmene odrez-
XII.
ct" pfinasf zpravu, re
vsechny napodobeniny, ma
nichz Kaplan sve pokusy pro-
vadel, byly zhotoveny v Cesko-
slovensku, a to v Inwaldovych
sklarnach. Kaplan 81 objednal
pres tis1c ma Was presnych ma
podobenin. Jeste vic jich bylO
vyrobeno pro musea, vystavy a
klenotnfky.
Ably bylo docfleno dokonale
napodoby podivne zvlneneho
povrchu "Jonkra", bylo nutno
uz1t 1plne noveho a sloziteho
brousenf.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
kouzelna zahrada pro
~SlavnoSti.

We VladStynske zahrade v
Praze, ktere Sc uzfva pro rIz-
ne spolecenske slavnosti, Dude
zavedeno zvlastnf elektricke O.
svetlenf. Skupiny stromd bu-
dou osvetlovany sodfkovymi a
rtutovymi lampami, cfmz Sc
doclll zaj1mavych barevnych
kouzel. Sala Terena Dude O.
svetlovana krytymi lampami a
kouzlo zahrady zvysf jeste ba-
revna svetelna fontana. Posta-
veno Dude take zarfzenf pro
reproduced hubby.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12

Statnf Rada "Katol. Delnf-
ka" Statu Maryland. Kaplan
vldp. Martin Oktavec, Oil
Ashland Av., pTeds. Mat. Hla-
vac, mlstopred. Bob. Businsky,
tai. V. Havlfk, I'll N. Colling-
ton Ave-, pokl. K. Peterka, d.
vernlci: j. Petr, J. Rynes, J.
Dol1vka, dozorce ". Hlavac.
Spolek ssv. Petra a Pavla {.
20, K. D., odbyva sve sch1ze
kazdou>3. nedeli v mesfci We 2.
bod. odpol. v mfstnosti sv. Va
clavske ma Collington Avenue.
Pfeds. M. Hlavac, mistopreds.
Jos. Hajek, tai. Jos. j. Wallis,
fin. tai. a pokl. Jan w. Wallis,
vyberci v. Hlavac. Adresa
spolku 2216 Jefferson st.
Spolek sv. Prokopa, Odbor
Mladeze Jednoty Katolicky
Deln1k odbyva sve schIze tTeti
ned6li V mesfci v l. hodinu Cd
poledne v dolejsf skolnf mist
nosti. Ditky Sc pfijfmajf cd !
do Is rokG, platf Sc 25 cent?
mesfcne. Obnos ~pojistenf die
start. Norbert Hlavac, vyberci,
913 N. Port St., Jan w. Wallis.
dozorce, 2216 Jefferson ST.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
Dor J. {. D.

Sbor Zlata Praha {. 81 J. 6.
D., odbyva schdze kazdy 2
ctvrtek v mesfci We skolnf Ma
rodnl budove, Ashland ave. a
Glover ul. Vysl. pTeds. E. La
pack, preds. A. Marek, nam.
B.. Tyburec, tai. K. Matras.
.719 N. Belnord Ave-, 1cet. M.
Steiner, pokl. M. Vondracek.
strazkyne F. Kubant. Uctujfci
vybor: A. Rys a K. Benes. Do
Velko-Vyboru: Benes, Tybu-
rec, Steiner a Vondracek. Do
Patronatu: K. Matras a A. Rvs
Dopisy zasilajf sc ma tajemnici
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12

Velko-Vybor Jed. Ces. Dam
Statu Maryland odbyva sve
schnze 1. stTedu v mesici v So
kolovne, rob Gay a Preston ul.
Vysl. pTedsedka. E. Lapacek,
pTeds. R. M. Legro, namestka
M. Pillar, tai. r. Stock, 2412
E. Monument ST., 1cetnice M.
Steiner, pokl. A. Mraz, straz-
kyne HI. VeTera, 1cetni vybor:
V. Stozek a M. Kraft.
Sbor Baltimorske Vlastenky
{. 1T jed, odbyvajf sch1ze
a 1tery v mesici v 8. hod. vecer
v Ceske Svob. Skole, Ashland
a Glover ul. Vysl. predsedka
F. Kfha, pfeds. M. Pillar, ma
mestka M. Zaoralek, tai. A.
Mraz, 2O52 E. Eager St., 1cet.
r. Stock, 2412 E.. Monument
st., pokl. A. Krejcf. Vybor ma
|jetku M. Kozak. Uctujici W.
Dor: R.. Klimes a K. Proxies.
Do PatrOnatu: A. Krejcl ma 2
roxy a F. Riha ma l rok. Do
Velko-Vyboru: r. Stock, A.
Mraz, M. Pillar, M. Kozak, M
Zaoralek.
Sbor Jaromira {. 20 j. 6. D.,
odbyvajf schulz 3 ctvrtek v
mesfci v 8. hodin vecer Ceske
lSvob. Skole, Ashland a Glover
I'll. Vysl. pfedsedka M. Gre
gor, pfedsedka A. Zajfc, ma
mestka E. Haker, tai. H. We
ceTa, 700 N. Duncan ul., 1cet.
M. Turc, pokl. T.Brozfk, straz-
kyne B. Kaucky, 1ctujfcf W.
Dor: A. Pavlfk, M. Novak. Dc
~Velko-Vyboru: M. Gregor, E,
Haker, H. Vecera. Do Patro-
natu: A. Zajlc, M. Turc.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1936-06-12
Kradez v byte.

Dnes Je krusno byti manzel-
kou: kdekdo il poskozuje.
Pan Dedoch dlel ma cestach
a "a noel, zatfm co PAM spala,
wiki oknem do bytu zlocinec a
odnesl, co v prvnfm okamziku
nahmatl. Ale zlocince dopadli.
"Sakra!" chechta Sc pan De-
doch, navrativ Sc z cest: ga
vim, re 81 Sc bala, COZ"
|. PAM odpovede1a: "Jejej! To
by 81 Sc taky ball" PAX Sc pan
Dedoch odebral ma komisarstvf
ably prevail veci, ktere zlocinci
byly odebrany.
|, TAX copak tn NAME" roz-
hodil bal1k pan doktor.
"Jeden par florovych punco-
SEX = damsky stfevfcky. eta
dyhle jeden ziv1tek! Racte po-
znavati, re? A tadyhle kosilka
= ted nev1m: dennf nebo noe
nj -"
"Nocnl, pane doktore!"
TAX nap1seme: nocnf koSil-
ka = tadyhle nejaka parada
2 krepzorzetu S krajkovinou a
tady ="
"To sou podvazky, pane dok-
tore -"
Pan komisaT Sc zasmal:
."Vsecko to wal = TAX, jak Sc
milostiva vecer odstrojila -
vSeckO Odnesl -"
"Tak, taxi" kyve hlavou pan
Dedoch. "Tak to snad, prosim,
jsme uz hotovi = To by bylo
snad vSechno -"
Ufedn1k vesele zamaval:
'"Kde pax, pane = kdepak! To
bychom vas pekne osidili =
FJeste tn je = to Ease lezelo We
spod = Pod damskym pradlem
lezelo nu, jak uz to bejva =
Tohle je Ease vase: jedna pan
ska kvftkovana kosile - jedny
Sic tadyhle podvl6kacky =
TAX, pros1m ="
Panu D6dochovi nabehly
spanky. Rty zsinaly. Pravf, Re
toho dine nebyl v1bec donna.
Nikterak nepoznava ami Sic, a.
nj podvlekacky. Nikdy nenosil
kv1tkovanych kosil.
Ale 1fedn1kovi Sc slusf IRA
dovati: "Jak racte = ale todle
lezelo Hespod. Pod damskym
pradlem lezelo pansky = jest
Ii je libo, racte 81 stezovat!"
Zdrcen bere Sc pan O'clock
DON'T.
"Basolil 81 mu?" mazlf Sc pa
nj mezi dveTmi. "Zasolil 81 os-
klivymu, bekanymu panovi, Ike.
rel vokrad tvou malou Genus.
lku?"
"Todle lezelo vespod!" rye
pan Dedoch. PAM za1pela
"Jez1smarja = ukaz!"
Ones kde kdo manzelku po-
skozuje. Zlocinec vezme to pr
vnl, CO u postele nahmatne q
manzel pax S manzelkou kohl
KRAFT jeSte zle naloz1.
Pro pTestupek zleho nakla.
dan1 mezi NAMELY octl Sc par
Dedoch pred soudem, ale by.
zprosten obzaloby, protoze pa.
nj ustoupila cd trestnfho stiha.
nj. Ones jsou manzelky laska.
I've: ale byti manzelkou je kru.
sno!
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