The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1936-07-24


low and see whether you feel
sorry or glad for your friends.
Mr.. William Pious Hockey Pokey
Pussy Bill Watkins says that
when 7:15 p. m. arrives he will
! begin to eat and hopes others will
/ do the same. If not, then they
will eat alone.
In the first match through we
find that a couple of Woods were
not staunch enough to hold back
the efforts of a couple of POsies
and SO the Texas sensation, Mr..
James Wiley Miiligan aided and
abetted by Mr.. Russell Kerr (who
incidentally carried Mile all over
| the course on his back managed
to win by the slim margin of one
up. On the 18th hoe the POsicS
were two down and it looked like
sure win for the Prognostica-
tors. But the unexpected haHncn-
&c. and the Woods lost the 1ole.
Tn" next one, Del failed to sink
putt which made Mile and
Russ orc up. On the final hole
Dex missed 2-ft. putt for a wn
and got a tie, thereby causing
self and brother to feed Milligan
and Kerr for one meal.
In the case of the captain 81
the rCsies, Charlie Ketchum, uho
had Otto Kirchheiner for pant
ner, it looked like they would Csc
to two. great par shooters iiAa
! Fious William Watkins and limo
theus Pittman. The match end
ed 2 1-2 to 1-2 and so the Prog
nost;catOrs lost that match. Mr.
Watkins cannot understand how
it is that when he has Otto for a
partner he loses and when he has
him for an opponent he also loses
again. Perhaps it never occurred
to Willie( says Otto) that one is
a better player than the other.
Mr.. Tim was minus his shorts
yesterday and that is why he and
VIM. lost but SundayschoOl Char
lie says that also is a lot of ba-
loney. In the case cited. the two
better men won and so deserve a
dinner.
Mr.. Cookie Mesa and Mr.. Ii
Plummer were so busy arguing
and playing against each other
that they forgot they were part
ners and were against Grandpa
Bob Showers and Samuella Gold
smith with the net result that the
game ended 2-1 in favor of the
Representations. Mr.. Mesa would
say that he was carrying Ii all
around and Mr.. Ii would remark
that he (Cool,ie) was not man
enough to do same. However, Ii
and Cookie were both off their
game on the last round and so
will feed Grandpa and Sam.
Mr.. Berlin Aloysius Sawyer
was all primed to have Bob
Spottswood on his side against
George Liera and Earl Julian but
George says he likes to eat fish
occasionally and so went and
caught some and let Earl be a
sucker by himself. Anyway, Old
Bye Sands. the Duke of Rock
Sound, was on the job and so
took Bob for a partner against
Berlin and Earl. In order to
! even things, Bob agreed to give
, a stroke on 2, 5, and 8, but alas
and alack it turned out to be too
much of a gift. On the first
round Daddy and Earl were win
, ming and then all kids of noises
which souded like squawks came
from the Sands-Spot encampment
and so Daddy and Earl had to
relinquish the stroke business and
! therefore presented Bob and the
Duke with free dinners. AS in
most games, the ifs have it.;
therefore if the stroke business
had continued the team of Daddy
and Earl would have won by 2 up
instead of the loss of 1 down.
But you have to remember that
Daddy turned in 44-46 while Earl
also got 90 strokes with 1897.
However, all had a good time. I.
In the final match of the day,
Doc William Percival Kemp who
had his vrey, very good friend.
Charlie Salas. as a helper put the
whitewash all over Hurricane Ed
die Strunk and Melvin Russell
and won yisOme 10 up. Charlie
had three skins to two each for
Mel and Willie while Eddie had
one. Charlie turned in "a strokes
which was three better than Eddie
and six better than Doc. But the
PoSie bows were unable To play