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who wanted to buy an enormous
rhinestone bracelet.
A minute later Toby was busy
with a customer, and the rest of
the day went in brisk routine.
Toby forgot the fourth floor
Beauty Bar" and the glaring
lights and how awkward she had
felt before the camera. She for
got Gladys warning that Maurine
was "sore." Lunch hour came
and went, the afternoon brought
q new stream of shoppers. BY
: o'clock, when the first closing
gong sounded, Toby sighed CRATE
fully.
In the milling crowd in the
locker room she got into her last
seasons brown coat, managed to
catch Il Fleeing glimpse Of her.
self in mirror, and adjusted the
little green hat. Then she was
/ in the elevator, descending to
the street.
! She stepped out into the Feb
ruary dusk, raised her head in
voluntarily, and drew Il deep
breath. The good, cold, fresh air
smotc her cheeks. To left and
right, lights cleaned in the al
ready dMkened streets. News
boys were crying the days head
lines in their indistinguishable
jargon.
Toby stood for = moment, tax
ing it all ln-thc lights and noise
and pushing crowd. 1t was all
familiar; nevertheless, it was I'M
prcsSivc. Then Toby tugged at
her. hat brim, settling it more
firmly on her head, and get off
down the street.
At the same time Tim jamie
son, leaning a&oins. 4 bar iii the
: east ffti"&, helped himself to a
cigarrt from the package his
companion held. Tim touched \
match to the ci&act, watched the
fragile ribbon Of smoke rise from
/ its tip. Then h. said, Il saw 4
giIl today"
"Rcmarkable!" THE others
tone was good-naturcdly jcering.
GLOW do you account for it,"
Tim Jameson did not seem to
hear. "Shc has blue eyes" he
went or, rcflectivcly--"at least |
think thav'rr blue. they're bic
onL so,t If - we'll swell. And
"hn,s mot the cltegt little nose.
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ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Having qualified as administra-
tor Of Laura A. Elmore, deceased,
all persons having claims against
her estate are hereby notified to
present them, duly verified, to the
undersigned at Hendersonville, n.
c., on or before the 18th day of
March, 1887, or this notice will
be pleaded in bar Of recovery. All
persons indebted to said estate
will please make immediate pay
ment. =,
This the 18th day of March,
1886.
Il. l.. DURHAM,
A Administrator Of Laura \. ~
more, deceased.
3-l2-Thurs. Gtp.
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4O-MisceHaneouS

FURS-Bring them in while mar
ket is active. Trapping season
closed but we will buy until we
clean up those on hand. Sher.,
mans Grocery.
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31-ReG! Estate

HOTEL WANTED-Experienced
hotel man wishes to lease hotel
with. twenty to thirty rooms in
Hendersonville. If good propo-
sition. would consider buying
after first year. Address 2. o,
Box 233, Charlotte. North Car
DINA.
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Wanted
26-SaIesmen, Agents

MEN WANTED for Rawleigh
Routes of 500 families in Tran
sylvania. South Jackson Coun-
ties and Hendersonville. Rel'-
able hustler should start earn
ing $25 weekly and increase
rapidly. Write today. Rawleigh,
Dept. NCC-95-S, Richmond, Va.
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Held Court in Old Cave

From 1880 tO 1860. Wayne and
Hardin counties held court In the
ancient cave behind Natural bridge
In Tennessee.
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ASK YOUR PAINTER what he

thinks of Sherwin Williams
products. We have a good stock
on hand and Il wonderful as
Sortment of samples from which
to make your selections. RigOy-
Morrow Co. Lumber. builders
supplies, millwork. Attn Ave. F..
Phone 81.
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CELEBRATING THE MIL
LlONETH PHILCO! GREATER
valucsl BIGGER tradc-in allow
ance! LOWER down payments!
EASIER terms! BRUNSON
FURNITURE co.
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For Rent
22--RoonS

ROOMS FOR RENT-Two bright,
sunny. unfinished, private en-
trance. Bath between. Apply to
1920 Patton Street.
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WE CARRY a complete line ii
roofing materials at our ware
house on Ash street, near the
depot. Phone 3. J. II. R"ab2n,
agent; or local dealers.
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NOTICE

Having qualified as Executor C..
T. A. of the estate Of w. T..
Wright, deceased, ali persons are
hereby notified to present their
claims against said estate to my
attorney, NJ. M. Reddcn, or to the
undersigned, within twelve months
from date or this notice will be
pleaded in bar Of any recovery.
All persons indebted TO said cs-
tate will please make Immediate
payment.
This 10th day of February,
1886.
LEE WRIGHT, Executor, C.TA.
w. +. Wright, deceased.
2-20-ThurS-6tp
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Special Notices

WE WILL BUY poultry and eggs,
at Sherman's Grocery, 7th Ave.
East, Hendersonville. next Sat
urday from eight to three
o'clock. Colored hens, tic. Leg
horn hens, l3c. Stays and roos-
tefs, Sc. Eggs, 15c. b. and 3.
Company, Brevard. We buv
for cash every Saturday at
Sherman'S. >
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FULL PINT MILK OF MAGNE-

STA 25c. 25c 666 Liquid. Salv2,
Tablets or Nose Drops 19c.
35c Vick'S Salve 24c. soc Vick's
Ya-trO-noi SOC. Wilson Drug
Company.
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l3--Merchandise

l9c RUBBER HEELS ISc-Just
thirk what saving this means
to you. Regular price mems 35c,
ladies' 25c. Economy Shoe
Shop.
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15-MisceIaneous

FINE CLOTHES FOR MEN
Richman Brothers, established
1879. For greatest buy in
America, suit. top coat, OF Tux
edo. all ut one price. so.
Compare favorably with other
clothes sold double our price.
Come in today and let me show
you. ROsenberg's.
FOR SALE-Rhode Island Red
eggs for setting. Mrs. 5.
Schuyler, Dana.
FOR SALE-Fine Spitz puppies
Phone 3l3-W.
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pEnI ESTATE NArTED-We

want hstings Of city and county
property. Ii your property IS
for sale liz it with us. Ewbank
and Ewbank, Phone 80. ASK
anybody.
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Deeds and Plants

|SALE-Juniper trees. Best
r. Trees, Toe per foot: 9TH
'Dranrr, Walter Orr, Ito
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scrap gold. Cash it in ut Shcr-
mans Sporting Goods Store
and buy something you can
use.
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Marty said to Toby, "Might as
well sit. down and rest. Don't
want you to look stiff and unnat-
ural-"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

portion was broken of and be-
came imbedded in her hand.
Experiencing no III effects, the
incident was soon forgotten, but the
broken needle still remained in her
hand.
Recently Mrs. Brickett experience
ed a decided decline IN health and
upon medical examination, with the
aid Of x-ray pictures, it was learned
the broken piece Travelled from the
hand up the arm and was rapidly
approaching the heart. Consequently
according to Mrs. Brickett's physi-
clan, II this condition had not been
discovered and additional time had
been allowed to elapse, the results
would undoubtedly have been fatal.
Federation Meets
The Waterbury Federation OF
Mems Bible classes held its month
ly meeting Wednesday evening at
the First Baptist church. Although
the weather was very bad the at
tendance was good, there being
about forty men, representing the
different Bible classes of the city
present. Rev. David P. Gaines adj
dressed the class after which Alfred
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
SOUTHERN TURKEY
SUPPER ENJOYED
Capacity Crowd Served at
Pearl Street Gym Last
Evening

City offlcials, doctors, lawyers,
judges, clergymen, mailmen and
newspapermen constituted the cap
acity crowd which enjoyed a deli
cious southern turkey supper last
evening at the Pearl Street Neigh
borhood house.
The gymnasium was attractively
decorated with Christmas greens
and flowers, the work Of which was
supervised by Mrs. Leona Hokan
Mrs. Jessie Carter was chairman OF
the arrangements committee.
During the evening a varied pro-
gram was offered. There were vocal
solos by Miss Virginia Sears, and
piano solos by Plummer Alexander
and several numbers by the Har-
monists orchestra. The orchestra in
cluded: Miss Laura Skinner, Mrs
Leila T. Alexander, director Of the
community house, Plummer Alex
ander, Daniel Fogg, James Barrett
Edward Hoyt, and Mrs. Leila Hokar
who also was accompanist for the
solos.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
HOLLYWOO Cd
BY Paul Harrison

Hollywood.-Paradox department:
Janet Gaynor owns two automo-
biles, but can't drive. jeanette Mac
Donald has a swimming pool and
can't swim. Frances Langford has
a tennis court, but never plays ten
mis-.
For that matter, Fred Perry
tennis star turned actor - has
just bought a new home in Bev-
erly Hills, but it has no court
at all. Charles Ruggles owns
more dogs than anybody else in
Hollywood, yet he never goes
hunting. Stanley Laurel owns a
yacht, but doesn't know how to
operate 1t. Victor McLaglen has
q private army mounted men,
nurses, signal corps, and an air
patrol - but nobody to fight.
A funny town, Hollywood. In
cid3ntally, only three Of the ma
jor studios actually are located in
Hollywood. The rest are in
North Hollywood, Burbank, and
Culver City.
It's q town where the restau-
SossAeo AoC OAAy oOAAbA oA6llo dlu
capital letters in their alphabet
soup. And where producers and
agents are served pencils and
scratch pads to keep them from
figuring all over the tablecloths.
It's full Of well-to-do cosmopo-
1itOs; yet its restaurants, by and
large, are the worst of any city
I've ever visited. And, in spite
Of O considerable show Of wealth,
there's scarcely a person who
owns any distinguished painting
or piece Of sculpture.
TAKES NO CHANCES
W. s. Van Dyke, the most tray
eled Of directors, doesn't like to
travel. Clark Gable has owned
a race horse for three years, but
never has placed a bet on 1t. (And
very wise he was, too.)
Kay Francis owns some of the
finest Jewels In town, but never
wears any Of them off the screen.
Sonia Henie collects cigaret
holders, but doesn't smoke. Bob
Burns collects expensive pipes,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
Airline Aids Limerick

More than TOO men will soon be
at work on the air base at Rynanna,
Irish Free State, to be used by I'm
perial Always in the transatlantic
Always in the transatlantic SER
vice. A considerable number Of
workers are now clearing the
ground. Limerick, IA miles away,
expects substantial commercial
benefits from the development,
which is on the County Clare shores
of the River Shannon. To provide
water surface approaches for flying
boats between the main Shannon
estuary and the site of the proposed
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
Evening Of Fun Set
For Legion Program
Casper Davis Post Plans Mixed Party Tomorrow;
Dorothy AthertOn to Entertain Micah Cleans
WATERVILLE
Correspondent

Casper s. Davis, American Legion
post, through its chairman Of the
house committee, Robert Cosgriff.
announces that the evening Of fun
and refreshments, will be even
more elaborate than expected. Mr..
Cosgriff has been devoting much
time to the program, and all men,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
COURT SANCTIONS
DEBT COMPROMISE
Fibre Company Wipes Out
$183 Account on Pay
ment of $lOO

Permission to compromise a debt
of 1892 for 500 was granted
Bank Commissioner Walter Perry,
receiver OF the Naugatuck Bank and
Trust Co., by Judge John A. Cor
nell at the short calendar session
Of superior court today.
Joseph L. Broderick, owner Of
the Shelton Fibre Co., had reduced
a debt to the bank to 1892, but
has been unable Of late to meet
the monthly obligations. He has
secured a loan of 500 with which
to pay of the debt in full.
Judge Cornell also approved the
payment of $1,539.67, which Is a
claim of the Bankers Financial
Trust. The sum represents cash de-
posted in the commercial depart
ment Of the bank.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04


ROBERT COSGRIFF
bers who bring their wives and
friends to Fraternity hall will have
a most enjoyable time.
Micah Cleans Meeting
The Micah Cleans Of Grace
Methodist church will hold q meet
ing next Tuesday evening at the
home of Dorothy Anterior, of Essex
avenue.
School Of Instruction
The Parent-Teacher association,
school Of instruction at the YMCA
Tuesday was attended by Mrs. N.
J. Sorraine, Mrs. Louis Willard and
Mrs. Elmer Wilson Of Waterville.
Ladies' Aid Meeting
The Ladies' Aid society of Grace
M. E. church held their regular
monthly business meeting in the
church parlors Wednesday. The
hostesses were Mrs. Benjamin john
son, Mrs. Charles Green and Mrs
Kolen Brander.
1t was voted to hold a Christmas
party, December 80, at which time
games will be played and refresh
ments served. Each member Is re-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
Y.M.C.A. Notes

Glenn l.. Heathers of Yale uni
versity lectured at the central Y. M.
G. A. last night on practical Psy-
chology." About rs men and wo-
men attended the lecture which
marked the first of a series Of six
ten sessions. Among those who have
enrolled are: Carl BorZeuski, Lester
J. Brooks, Winfred Herr, Martha A.
johnson, Alice L. Kutzner, Marie L.
Laden, Vincent Klimas, Brenton
w. Lowe, Mae Rowe, Lamson M.
Scovill, Elizabeth Sullivan, Burton
Theriault and William 8. Walcott.
Enrolment is held open until next
Thursday.
Health Forum
DR.. w. e. Neff will be the speaker
at the Y. M. G. A. Health Forum
next Monday at p. m. His topic
will be Teeth and Their Relation
to Health"
Education
The educational and industrial
committee Of the Y. M. @. A. will
hold its December meeting in the
"Y" cafeteria Thursday, Dec. 10 at
IL noon. Chairman Robert z. Plat
will be In charge.
Lecture
The second lecture In the series
Of six by Prof. F. Alexander Magoun
of the Massachusetts Institute OF
Technology will be given at the "Y"
Tuesday, Dec. Is at 1880 p. m.
Cw0ans
Angelo Mancuso presided at .
lively meeting Of the Cwoan's club
at the Central X. M. G. A. last
night. Twelve members were pres
ent. The talk by Albert Dobkins
on Social Security" was postponed
until O later date.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
SPEAKING CLUB

The annual Christmas party Of
the Waterbury Public Speaking
club will be held ct the Central Y.
M. G. A. Tuesday. December Q at Q
D. NJ, according to an announce
ment last night by Secretary Edna
M. Clarke.
An orchestra. q Christmas tree.
Santa Claus himself and the sing
ing Of carols viii give q real Yule-
tide atmosphere. Talks will be
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

given by Mrs. Herman johnson,
Howard E. Coe, Charles Doescher,
and Charles Sutherland. Marie NC
CURE will give readings.
The price Of admission Is one toy
or novelty-all Of which will be
turned over to the Lincoln House
for distribution to needy children.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
quested to bring a ten cent gift.
Mrs. Brickett In HOsDital

Mrs. Chester Brickett Of Sprague
street has entered Waterbury hos
pital to undergo an operation of
an unusual nature. Several years
ago as Mrs. Brickett recalls, while
busting the floor with q cloth a
needle became lodged in her hand
and while attempting to ATTRACT It,,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

hangers, a new canal will be con-
structed. -Four aerial masts are be-
ing erected. They will supply Light
ing that will enable the airliners ia
alight and take of with ease al
night.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
Meyerhans gave a short talk on

Meyerhans gave a short talk on
Income Tax"
A quartet form the Mems Bible
class of the First Baptist church,
After the meeting a luncheon was
served by the men Of the church.
Plans were made for the meeting
Of the State Federation Of Mems
Bible classes at Grace Methodist
church, Decembr 10.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

"My strength was all gone and
nay nerves were all broken down.
I felt tired and discouraged. /
heard about the Vegetable Com
Dound and have taken three
bottles. I feel st 1eer i'm every
way and my nerves are much
better
Mrs.. Eta Milling, 12S Lunis SC.
Chester, South Carolina
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

but smokes only cigarets and an
old corncob.
Cary Grant buys at least a
dozen hats each year, but goes
bareheaded. Warner Baxter keeps
chauffeur, but does all the driv-
ing himself. Although Alan Dine
hart doesn't like oranges, he owns
thriving 10-acre grove. Warner
GLAND doesn't care for avocados
either, but he rasises them.
JUST IN TIME
William Powell Is one of the
best-dressed actors, with a ward
robe second in size only to Adolphe
Menjou's. Yet Powell has no valet.
There's a legend in the colony that
Powell once fell in front of a steam
roller. The thing was practically
upon him, and he seemed doomed.
But he did have time enough to
turn sideways SO that the roller
wouldn't take the crease out Of his
pants.
Glenda Farrell, one Of the best
dressed women on the screen,
actually hates to dress up, and
goes around in tacky Stacks most
of the time. June Travis can't
read a baseball box score, but
she's the daughter Of the vice
president of the Chicago White
Sox.
Robert Benchley, whose movie
speciality Is hilarious short SUBJ
jects, reads the dreariest books.
And when Crouch Marx finishes
a day at the studio as a Wild
eyed maniac, his idea Of a big
evening Is to put a dozen SYM
phonic records on his automatic
monograph and curl up on a
couch.
"BLIGH" GETS SEASICK
Charles Laughton made his great
hit as Captain Bligh in "Mutiny on
the Bounty" but he gets seasick
every time he steps on ship, even
If it's tied to dock. And James
Cagney, who has impersonated a
pilot in some aviation pictures,
gets dizzy looking out Of second
story window.
Hollywood is a town where doc
tors advise weary executives:
you've got to go easy on the
night clubs and the golf. You'd
better stay in your office and have
a good rest"
Jessie Ralph, veteran character
actress, has played practically every
nationality under the sun ex-
cept her native Scotch. George
Brent has fine baritone voice,
but they won't let him use 1t on
the screen. Dick Foran is cow
boy star, but until he came to
Hollywood he never had been on
a horse.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

The 1887 international Cotton
Congress will be held in Cairo,
Egypt.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
LIQUID and TABLETS

''No medicine did me any good
until my mother said, TRY Lydia
Pinkham's.' I have taken it ON
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04
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"Your medicine helped me
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Route 5, Box S2lC, Forth Worth,
Texas.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1936-12-04

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EdsY to Crochet
Set Of Lace Fi]at

New china, glassware. even ~,
furniture newly polished - hnt
what about a set of doilies to set
off all this loneliness? Yo,,'n
want to gather up crochet hool-
and some string and begin at
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pattern SOFA graceful has
ket design with flower garland.
set off by a cool, open mesh
stitch. You can make, in add;
ton to doilies, a buffet set. cen.
terpiece and tray cloth that
match. In string the larger
doilie measures 18 by "a inches
and the smaller IL by IL inches
In pattern 5627 you will find
complete instructions and charts
for making the doilies shown: an
Illustration of them and of all
stitches used: material REQUIRE.
ments.
To obtain this pattern send Is
cents in stamps or coins (coins
preferred) to The Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept, 259 W.
Fourteenth ST., New York, N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number.
your name and address.
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When Women
Need Cardui

II you seem to have lost some Of
your strength you had for your
favorite activities, or for your house
work and care less about your
meals and suffer severe dis
comfort at certain times try
Cardui!
Thousands and thousands Of
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By increasing the appetite, i'm
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Surprise

An English comedian, who prided
himself upon his ability to speak
the Scottish dialect like a native,
was invited to dinner party by an
Edinburgh man. During the eve
ming the comedian told some stories
in his best Scots accent and then,
thinking to spring surprise on
the party, he said to his host:
What part of Scotland would you
say l come from7"
The host looked dubious. "Pen-
zance7" he asked.
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What a Difference

The small girls grandmother had
just returned from the hairdress-
er's and was proudly exhibiting
her new single.
"Oh, granny" gasped the child,
you don't look like an old lady
any more"
Don't l, darling?" smiled gran
ny, preening herself in the mir
ror.
"No," went on the child, "you
look more like an old man!"--
Birmingham Post.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1936-09-03
COMPENSATION

In this age we are not so easily
shocked; but as recompense for
being hard and hard-boiled, we
are not so easily bamboozled,
either.