davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
LAS LUCHAS DE ESTA NO
CHE

Joe Savoldi, ex-jugador de
football de la Universidad de
More Dame, Sc enfrentara esta
noche con Bill Middlekauff, ex-
footbolista de la Florida, en- ell
evento principal del programa,
a sesenta minutes.
Los fana icos estan vivamen-
tie interesados en- eSta lucha. Sa
voldi viene precedido de justa
fama, y es considerable como ia
vorito. Pero Middlekauff, bien
cOnOcido de los fanaticos lccales,
no puede anticiparse como ven
cido.
En- ell encuentro semi-final, a
treinta minutes, lucharan Dick
y Doug w. Wyckoff.
Joe Dominguez, ell leon astu-
rino, Sc enfrena ara con Scottie
Dawkins, de Nueva Escocia,
tambien a treinta minutes.
Ell encuentro inicial estara a
largo de Jack Rush y Pat New
man.
Ell prG2rama Sc iniciara a las
)cho y media en- punto.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
GRIMM VOLVERA AL JUE-
GO ESTE ANO

Avalon, Mario 2.-Charlie
Grimm, director del club Chica-
go de la Liga Nacional de Base
Ball, vOlvera a jugar, como re :
gular de su team, durante la
temporada que Sc iniciara en- a.
bril- pr6ximo.
Grimm asegura hallarse en-
inmejOrables condolences, Y po-
der rendir al club su meior Y
mas brillan,e eSfuerzo.
Cavare.ta, cOn.ratado para
suplir a Grimm, en- ell case de
que este sc retirase del juego
active, quedara como suplente,
en- espera de una nueva Oportu-
nidad para dem9strar sus rele-
vantes condolences como fildea-
dor y bateador.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

muerto hasta las dltimas horas
de la Narde del sabado lltimo,
Sc celebr6 esta manana una reu-
MON de los miembros del Go =
bierno del Emperador Hirochi-
to.
En- la reunion Sc trat6 de los
problemas politico-militares que
Sc derivaran acknowledgements pa
"a ell Imperio del Sol Naciente,
como consequence de la rebe :
hon de la "oficialidad joven,"
que Sc inici6 ell microbes pasa :
do y termin6 ell sAbado 1ltimo,
al rendirse los rebeldes, volvien
do a sus BARRACKS los soldados e
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
DEPORTES
LOS CUBANOS DERROTA-
RON A LOS "ROJOS"

San Juan, MARIO 2.-Los Gu
banos del "Almendares", que a.
caban de quedar en- segundo lu-
gar del campeonato nacional de
base ball de Cuba, ganado por
ell Santa Clara, derrotaron a
los "Rojos" de Cincinnati, en-
un juego de exhibition celebra-
do ell sabado en- esta ciudad, an
tie una nutrida concurrencia de
fanatics.
La anotaci6n fue de cinco por
una. FL Almendares bate6 ocho
hits Y cometi6 tres errores,
mientras los de Cincinnati So
10 ligaban a indiscutibles y CO.
metian dos errores.
Las baterias fueron; Dihigo
v Hernandez, por los cubanos,
y Derringer, Brennan, Nelson,
Barnes y Campbell, por los Ro-
jos.
Dihigo pitched esplendida-
mente. Durante ocho innings
mantuvo a sus opositores sin ca
rreras. En- ell noveno, una mala
decision del umpire KLEIN, muy
criticada por los fanatics, di6
la primera base a un hombre,
que luego anot6 por un error
del infielder almendarista.
En- breve volveran enfren-
tarse cubanos y yankis. Entire
dos fans existe verdadero inte-
res por este nuevo encuentro.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
5000 personals viieron Ell tiunfo Mi II.
delpdlotoS hanebrock en- la justae
a~utomoWiistca de aver en- Plant

Unos pcho mil fanaticos,-
que columbian los amplios
stands de Plant Field y Sc des-
bcrdaban por ell campo, en- afan
de estar mas cerca de la pista y
poder contemplar en- todos sus
detalles los actos que en- la mis-
ma iban a tener lpgar,-presen
ciaron has victorias del driver
doc" Shanebrook, de Illinois,
quien volvi6 a cubrirse de glo-
ria ante los aficionados locales,
r~eafirmando su superioridad
sobre sus adversarios.
La primera competencia fue
canada por Shanebrook, al IL
mon de su "Frontenac' potenti-
simo. P~osteriormente, Oscar
Coleman, la "maravilla enmas-
carad2" de Texas, obtuvo dos
victorias sobre sus adversarios,
Todo ell interes de los fana-
tees, a partir de este momento,
Sc concentr6 en- la competencia
entire ShanebroOk y Coleman.
lQuien venceria en- ell evento
final? IQuien resultaria ell ma
ximo heroe de la tarde? Las O.
piniones estaban divididas. Los
concentrates sc entrecruzaban y
anlazaban sin tregua entire los
vecinos de asientos, en- los
stands. Y, EN- esta atm6sfera
tensa, expectante, Sc inicio la
competencia final, que habrfa
de descifrar la inc6gnita de Ia
tarde.
BESIDE los inicios de la justa
los dos rivales marcharon a.
frente de sus adversariOs.
Shanebrook Y Coleman Sc dis
putaban ell terreno, pulgada a
pulgada. De repente, en- una
curva, Coleman, -ignoramos
por que motive, Sc qued6 IN
POGO atras. A partir de este me
mento ,Shanebrook Perfil6 Jsu
autOm6vil como vencedor de Ia
competencia, ObteniendO una
ventaja que sus rivales no pu-
dieron volver a reducir.
E lorden de llegada, en- esta
carrera final, fue ell siguients
Primero: Shanebrook.
Segundo: Coleman.
Tercero: Beckett.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

ingresando en- la carcel los Off
ciales.
Los parties oficiales aseguran
que la paz y ell orden prevalecen
en- u9do Ell pals. No obstante, Sc
estima que la Ley Marcial con-
tinuara en- vigor en- Toxic, has.
a cue ell Gobierno salga del "im
passe" producido por la muerte
de alguno de sus miembros mas
dis inguidos, durante la Jorna-
da de la "madrugada sangrien-
ia" del microbes 1ltimo.
Sc estima que ell Gobierno de
Okada dimitira de un momento
a otro.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
SIXTICO PELEA CONTRA
BABY MILLER EN- SARA
sofa

SiNtico Morales, Ell peso lige-
70 cubano, medira sus fuerzas
frente al zurdo Baby Miller,
vencido por ell Chino Alvarez
ultimamente en- esta ciudad.
Sixtico lie gan6 hace apenas
una semana a Carl GugginO, en-
st. Petersburg, y Sc propone So
licitar una pelea contra ell Chi
no Alvarez, 81 esta noche lie ga
ma tambien al zurdo Miller.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
CONTRA SARRON

Nueva York, MARIO Fired
die Miller, ell campe6n mundial
de les pesos plumas, sc enfren-
tara esta noche, en- I'm match
a ounce rounds, con Pete Sa-
iran, de Alabama.
Carl Guggino, de Tampa, pc
leara en- ell semifinal contra To
tmy SPECIAL, de Pittsburgh, a
diez asalios.
81 Miller pierde, con la pelea
perdera la faja de los pesos plu-
ma.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

Los otros. lugares fueron ocu
pados por jenkins, Galloway
Murphy y Challender.
OtrGs GtTdcciOnes
Ademas de estas carreras de
velocidad, los "diablos del Ii
mon" de Lucky letter, volyie-
ron a ganar ell interes de los o.
cho mil fanaticos, al realizar an
tie e!los tOda suerte de actos en-
los cuales sole la pericia y ell a.
rrOjo temerario, podfa salvar
a los drivers de una muerte Sc
gura.
Ell choqre de dos maquinas,
lanzadas a todas velocidad, una
sobre la otra, fu6 uno de los MI
meros de esta parte del progra-
ma que 'mereci6 unanimes a.
plausos.
Ell vuelco spectacular de un
autom6vil, a setenta o mas mi
Has por bora electric a la con-
currencia.
En- res1men: Una tarde de
emoci6n, que complaci6 a todos
los que concurrieron a Plant
Field. I'm verdadero exito pa
ra los ~promotores de las carre-
ras, y para los drivers que hi
cieron verdaderos prodigios de
des,reza en- las competencias en-
que tomaron parte.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
THOMAS SHIBE DEJA ME-
,pIO MILLION DE A

Filadelfia, mario 2.-Hoy Sc
anunci6 en- esta ciudad, que Tho
mas Shibe, propietario del club
Filadelfia "Atleticos" de la Lii
ga Americana de Base Ball,
muerto ell 16 de febrero pr6xi-
mo pasado, deja una fortuna
que Sc hace ascender a medic
million de pesos, a~proximada-
mente.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
Ell CHINO CANA AL GOLF

Chino Alvarez, ell peso ligero
de Tampa, que peleara ell vier-
mes contra Billy Avera, de
West Palm Beach, lie gan6 aver
una competencia de golf, obte-
niendo los honores del Premio
Chazor, al derrotar a Jack Co.
dy, Bill Rogers y R. Valdes, en-
los links del Aeropuerto.
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
~ESTALELLA
RIA CON LOS

Washington mario PA
rece cosa asegurada la perma-
nencia del j6ven jugador cuba
no Roberto Estalella, con los
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

NO me queda otro RENE
dio que pAnerme de parte sp-
va"
Y, al alcanzarles, les dijo:
70 voy con vosotros.
AL yer gSe Rosali Sc marcha-
ba con ell otro, sin dfigirle ST.
quiera una Erase del Eisculpai
juan palideci6 De desi Fcho/
no amaba a aquellq Der;
pero okndial( su + pro
pic aquella d Fecil indi-
ferencia.
> i Yo de cast lare 81 como
merecel-exclan En Guam
to a ella.
Sin terminar ! Irase, solt6
una carcajada y adi6, cam
biando de tono:'
-PerO .siga Ia esta, sehO-
La gaceta., 1936-03-02
PARECE CON
R LA REBELLION
MILITAR JAPONESA

Toxic, Mario 2.-Bajo la pre-
sidencia del premier Keisuke
Okada, a quien Sc tenia por
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

res.
Su risa : su animation eran
forzadas.
Hay que elegir nueva rel
na,-dijo.
Y, encarandose con Anto-
.Ra, la andaluza, lie pregunt6
-iQgs~s~ss ~6, prem
Ella saba muy bien 10 que
aquello significaba; equivalia
a ser, por una temporada n
menos, lsVmante de un hon.
bre que saba gastar ell dinero.
kPor toda contestaci6n, lie
tesent6 su mano.
? -Pues que la mesa sea tu
trono,-agreg6 Ell.
Antonio, de .tipO s suas, el
reverse de ROs "a, to sObre
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

la mesa, entire las copas de
champan, Y, cogiendo la gui-
tara, comenz6 a cantar uno
de los tipicos aires de su tie
ira, aplaudida y coreada por
todos los presentes, quienes o.
frecian de este modo a la nue.
va reina su homemade,
La gaceta., 1936-03-02

Rosalis, Luis y Morales, en-
camiharonse a casa de la pri-
mera.
POr ell canine cast no habla-
ron nj una palabRa.
The Washington times., 1936-10-12

lit and of all stitches used; ma
terial requirements.
Send 10 cents in stamps or coin
(cOin preferred) for this pattern
to The Washington Times, Needle
craft Dept, 81 Eighth Ave-, New
York, N. Y. Write plainly PAT
TERN NUMBER, your NAME and
ADDRESS.
The Washington times., 1936-10-12
RUIN FOR COTTON FARMS

eign markets, the speaker told the
ginnerS. He added:
For the past so years the cot
ton farmers in the South have
been planting cotton and praying
that somebody would buy it.
1--WE have done nothing to
create q market for cotton.
1--WE mus: realize that Govern
ment aid and this fools paradise
we now are living in is not going
to last forever.
1--WE need a voluntary tax of
10 cents a bale on cotton to
create a 100000 fund to be
handled by a foundation, free OF
politics and partisan control, to
find new uses for cotton"
The Washington times., 1936-10-12

HOT SPRINGS, Ark. Q.N.SO.
The age-old song, Way Down
South in the Land of Cotton" is
going to be miSnomer unless new
uses are found for cotton.
That, in substance, is what
David C. Cohn, of Mississippi. told
delegates here representing the
Arkansas Missouri GinnerS.
The South is facing disaster, the
Mississippian said.
The per capita consumption of
cotton has dropped from q pounds
in 1914 to 20 pounds in 1885, be-
cause substitutes are being de-
veloped and because of loss Of for
The Washington times., 1936-10-12

Brim-ful of style!-this jaunty
hat and matching purse! Popcorn
stitch stripes prove novel accent
for this set, crocheted in single
crochet of sports yarn. Pattern
1924 contains directions for max,
ing the set shown; illustrations of
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
By Sara Ware Bassett
Copyright by The Penn Pub. Co
WNU Service
SYNOPSIS

The youthful and comedy Wilder"
Marcia Howe has as her guest her
late husbands niece. Sylvia Hayden. A
stranger, on the verge of exhaustion,
nnds his way to Marcia's home. Sc
cretly, he asks her 10 hide a package
containing jewelry. She does so. Elisha
Winslow. town sheriff. brings news OF
q jewel robbery nearby. The stranger
gives his name as Stanley Heath. Syl-
via discovers the Jewels, and naturally
believes Heath Is a robber. She real
ICES that Marcia must have hidden
them, and decides to say nothing. Mar
ella feels she has altogether too deep
an interest In her guest. but is power
less to overcome It. Heath wires Mrs.
S. c. Heath" New York. saying he Is
safe. He also orders a man named Cur
rier to come at once. Sylvia, In her
room, bedecks herself with the Jewels.
At Marcia's approach she hides them
there. Heath asks Marcia to bring them
to him. They are gonei He kindly
makes light Of the loss. Sylvia restores
the jewels to their original hiding
place. Elisha Winslow, visiting Marcia,
discovers the gems and has no doubt
they are the stolen gems, and that
Heath is the thief. Leaving the jewels,
he makes plans for arresting Heath.
Currier arrives. Marcia overhears
Heath describe how he acquired the
gems. and is forced to believe him
guilty of theft. At Heath's suggestion.
Currier investigates the hiding place
and nnds the gems! He returns to New
York with them. but his many refer
ences to Mrs. Heath" have convinced
Marcia her tender dream has been q
foolish one.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06

then he burst out In q torrent Of re-
proach.
"'Lish Winslow, what on earth are
you doin'? Here I've been waitin' out
side In the wind, ketchin' my death of
cold. an you settin' here by the stove
rockin' an eatin' pie!"
81 know. Eleazer. | know" Elisha
stammered. ut may. mebbe, seem
queer to you. I just hadn't got rounl
to the business In hand. that's all. I'm
comm to It In time. I've made a start.
! was just leadin' up to 1t In a sorter
tactful way"
There amt no way of bein' tactful
when you're arrestin' folks. You've
got the thing to do an you have to go
straight to It."
"Arrestina folks?" Marcia repeated.
looking from one man to the other.
Yes. Since 'Lish is 81 spineless at
his job, | mays well tell you what we
come for. Pretty kind of q sheriff
he is"
You better look out, Eleazer Crock
er, how you Insult an officer of the
law" Elisha bawled angrily. "Say a
word more an I'll hail you into court"
IF you don't land me there Eastern
you do Heath ! shan't worry" jeered
Eleazer.
Health Mr.. Heath7" Marcia re-
peated.
Yes. We come over here this morn
In to place Mr.. Stanley Heath under
arrest" Eleazer announced.
The woman caught at the edge of
the table. Her mind worked rapidly.
She must gain time-worm out of them
how much they knew.
"Of what are you accusing MIR.
Heath?" she demanded.
"Of the Long Island robbery" Flea
ger answered.
you mean to say you think him a
theft"
I'VE know he's one-leastways
Elisha does"
YES I'm t0lable sure. have
evidence" Elisha replied. AT least |
fgger | have"
"Shucks, Lish !" Eleazer cried.
where's your backbone? You igger
you havel Don't you know iti Amt
you heheld the loot with your own
eyes?"
Elisha nodded.
Then why on earth don't you stand
up In your boots an say SOL"
The door opened and Sylvia entered,
then stopped. arrested on the threshold
by the sound OF angry voices.
lnquiringly she looked from Marcia
to the men, and back again.
Marcia with whitened lips but with
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
Illiterate Persons in u. S.
Number More Than 1000, 900

Illiteracy is commonly understood
to mean the inability of adults to
read, write, or both. In some coun-
tries the basis OF the calculation ID
the number Of men and women mar
rled who cannot sign the register;
In others the ability of army recruits
to read there Is therefore no trust
worthy method of making compari-
sons between different countries on
this question. In the United States,
a person Is technically called Hitter
ate by the census bureau II over ten
years Of age and unable to read and
write.
Recent figures for the United
States are those for the 1880 census
At that time the total number of
llllterates In a population Of 98,723,-
047 ten years of age or over, was
4,2S3, 1853. OF the total the native
white illlterates numbered 1,103. 1874.
foreign born, 1,3O4,0S4 and negroes
1,513.S92.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
SANDS
No answer came.

No answer came.
KNOCK. l tell you! That amt
knockin'. Give the door a good smart
thump so'st folks'll hear It an be
made aware somethin' important's 60
In on. III show you"
Eleazer ave the door a spirited bang.
Law, Eleazerl A rap like that
would wake the dead" Elisha pro
tested. 81 hear somebody. Stand by
me, Eleazer. Where are you goin'?
Come hack here. can't you? You prom
ised-"
81 didn't promise to 60 In FIRST. You
was to do that" Eleazer called from
his vantage ground round the corner
"But-but-" Elisha whimpered.
The door swung open and Marcia
stood upon the sill.
"Why. Elisha :" she exclaimed. How
you startled me. Come In. You're all
dressed up. aren't you? Have you been
to a funeral?"
mo. I've"
The sheriff cleared his throat.
ME an Eleazer-" he began.
"Eleazer? Did he come with you?"
Elisha nodded.
isn't he coming in?"
"Yes-yes. He's comm presently"
well, sit down and tell me the
news"
His dignity. his pomposity put to
rout Elisha, feeling very small IN
deed. backed into the nearest chair.
"You won't mind If ! go on with my
baking. will your" Marcia said, bus
Ting toward the stove. I'm maxim
dried apple %urnovers They'll be done
In a second and you shall have one |
guess a nice hot apple turnover won't
go amiss."
With deftness she whisked q tri-
angle of faky pastry onto a plate and
extended It toward her guest.
He sat down with the Tate in his
lap.
He had taken only al Introductory
mouthful, however. when the door part
ed a crack and Eleazer crept cautious.
ly through the opening.
For a moment he stood transHxed,
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06

Formed in
Big Flakes
Scalp Hched Badly Quick
Relief with Cuticura

Miss K. was in constant misery
for over a year with dandruff. Then
she tried Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment Read her own words:
Il was annoyed with big flakes Of
dandruff and an itchy scalp. 1t
itched day and night for over a year.
The dandruff scaled off and could be
seen on my clothing.
II tried Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment after seeing IN advertisement.
/ am now entirely free from the con
dition and my hair looks fine"
(Signed) Miss E. Kennedy, 267
Grand ST., Pasadena, Calf.
For skin or scalp complaints Of
external origin plmples, rashes,
itching and burning Of eczema
Cuticura relief Is promptly soothing.
Never smarts. Soap 25c, Ointment
Csc. Buy BOTH today. FREE sam
pies. Write "Cuticura," Dept. 10,
Maiden, Mass.-Adv.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
WOMEN r NOT
SO easy" AS MEN
IN FLATTERY GAME

@What do you think OF the claim
that women like admiration and fiat.
terry as much as men and are no less
fools than men In the hands of one
Of the other sex who uses that meth
cd of getting into their good gracesl
Don. you think that's ridlculous7
I've never yet met a mar who
wouldn't believe anything charming
and delightful about himself that any
woman might tell him. But I've seen
many a man try to bamboozle a wom-
an and fail because he laid 1t on too
thick" This was asked of a woman
writer Of note, who replied as fol.
lows:
l think our reader has hit upon an
important truth In the relationship of
the sexes.
l do not doubt for one moment that
women like admiration as much as
men-that Is admiration from the
other sex. Indeed | believe this Is In
a way a more important factor with
women than with men. BY that l
mean that while men may seat up
admiration from the other sex, that
Is not the %motlvatlng factor Of their
interest In them; while with some
women delight In masculine admira-
ton is largely the root OF their enjoy
ment of the society Of the other sex.
But-women are not so "easy" as
men. A homely woman does not
easily accept n mans inslstence that
she is beautiful, but many a bald, fat
man has been convinced he Is ar
Adonis. Women can be fiattered,
but 1t has to be done more subtly.
Therefore the man who is wise will
discriminate in his flattery. He will
look for the good points" which In
some form or other are possessed by
every woman, and concentrate or
them, rather than attempt to endow
her with charms which she realizes
are not hers.
1t Is not that women like flattery
less, but they have more difficulty
than men in putting entirely TO sleep
their intelligence and common sense!
@ Bell syndicate.-wNU Service.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
F1nQ
Out
From Your Doctor
if the Pain" Remedy
You Take Is Safe.
Don't EntruSt Your
Own or Your Family's
Well Being to Unknown
Preparations

BEFORE you take any prepare
l. ton you don't know all about,
for the relief of headaches; or the
pains of rheumatism, neuritis or
neuralgia, ask your doctor what he
thinks about tin comparison
with Genuine Bayer Aspirin.
We say this because, before the
discovery Of Bayer Aspirin. most
so-called pain" remedies were adj
vised against by physicians as being
bad for the stomach; or. often, for
the heart. And the discovery Of
Bayer Aspirin largely changed
medical practice.
Countless thousands Of people
who have taken Bayer Aspirin year
in and out without ill effect, have
proved that the medical findings
about its safety were correct.
Remember this: Genuine Bayer
Aspirin is rated among the fastest
methods pet discopered for the relief
of headaches and all common pains
j.. and safe for the average person
to take regularly.
You can get real Bayer Aspirin at
any drug store - simply by never
asking for it by the name aspirin
alone, but always saying BAYER
ASPIRIN when you buy.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
Old Shoes Worth $50

A leading department store was
asked by an old client-a woman
to credit a pair of shoes, unused
and In the same box they were orig
lnally delivered to her. The shoes
were found to be a pair Of high
ones bought twenty years ago for
$50. The store gladly credited the
pair Of unused shoes, IS they had a
museum value. AS such they are
worth $50 today.-Wall Street Jour
nal.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
Poor Burglar

Chief-While l was out with some
of the boys the other night a burglar
broke into our house.
Yeoman-Did he get ~anything7
Chief-TU say he did-my wife
thought it was me coming home
Pennsylvania Keystone.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
A Careless Ono

He-You're good at conundrums,
try this one.
She-Sure, go ahead.
He-Take away my first letter,
take away my second letter, take
away all my letters. and I am still
the same. What am l?
She-That's easy. You're a mail
carrier.-Milwaukee Medical Times.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
Here's Record That'll Make
Holmes Do Highland Flins

One of the greatest detectives
alive Is a native Of French Indo-
China, who is known as "The Blood
hound" His captures average mi
murderer every IS days for the past
% years.
He Is credited with taking 400 Of
the 100 men who are now serving
life sentences for homicide on Pulo
Condore, the French "murderers'
isle" In the China sea. from which
no one has ever escaped.-Collier's.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06
Can't Eat EN- and Have EN-

go on, Johnny, eat up your crusts.
There may come a day when you'll
be glad of them"
30. X. Then I'll save 'em till
then"
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06

Teacher-Who knows where dew
comes from?
Boy-The earth turns so fast 1t
perspires.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06

Adlerika acts an BOTH upper and
lower bowels while ordinary laxatives
act on the lower bowel only. Adlenka
gives your system a thorough cleansing,
bringing out old, poisonous matter that
you would not believe was in your sys-
tenn and that has been causing gas
pains, sour stomach, nervousness and
headaches for months.
DIR. II. L. Shoub, New York, reports:
''In addition TO intestinal cleansing,
Adlerika greatly reduces bacteria
and colon baciIH."
Give your stomach and bowels a REAL
cleansing with Adlerika and see how
good you feel. Just one spoonful relieves
GAS and chronic constipation. Sold
by all druggists and drug departments.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06

"Are you In the habit of speaking
to girls you don't know?"
Eyes. The girls l DO know won't
speak to me."-Answers Magazine.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1936-02-06

Skinned His Tub

Old Lady to Old T~ar-Excuse me
do those tattoo marks wash off?
Old Tar-I can't say, lady.-Stray
Stories Magazine.