Milford chronicle., 1936-06-26
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the State Federation during the
third week in June. The Sangwins
had laid out an Itinerary and were
booked for Venice June Is. What
could the poor Woman do? She had
forgotten all about the impending
Worlds Event in her own Home
Town. She knew that the State
Convention would be a Flop unless
she was on hand to lend Grace and
Dignity and Social Eclat to the Pro-
eeedings. So she up and told Hiram
that she guessed Europe would have
to wait because she didn't want to
chase away and turn all the Ar
rangements over to a bunch Of Fe-
male Nit-Wits who would get every-
thing balled up.
Hiram heaved a couple Of sizabIe
Sighs and said 1t was all for the
best because he felt 1t his Duty TO
stick around for the Annual TOurna-
ment out at the Country Club.
That was one Year. No longer ago
than 1926 they departed from their
usual Habit Of taking a AIid-Sum-
mer Journey through Europe in
April and May. That Year they were
all set for a Motor Tour which was
to include all the Best Hotels and
the Scenic SplendOrs Of the North
American Continent. Mrs. Sangwin
had the Blue Book practically mem
orized, and Mr.. Sangwin had bought
his Goggles and tested the Thermos
Bottles and everything seemed ip-
skalOriOus when suddenly Mrs. 8
remembered that If she rode too faF
in a Car she would get the darned.
est Case Of Nervous Headache. so
in 1926 the inveterate travellers
compromised by attending a Street
Carnival pulled of by the B. POE.
For several years before that War
was the Alibi. They would tell all
Callers that they were crazy to take
In the Sights on the Other Side, but
they were waiting for Conditions to
get back to Normally. Not once did
hey ever Confess, even to Them
elves, that they were scared TO
Death when they saw a Storm at
lea in a News Reel, and they had
% real Longing to be among For
Ign Barbarians who spoke strange
languages, and they were secretly
Love with the Corned Beef Hash.
he Griddle Cakes and the Double
Iattresses Of their own comfortable
hack.
OFF ON A WILD EXCURSION
This Year they are at It again.
hey are just as het up as they ever
ere. For several Weeks they have
zen standing in awed Silence In
'estminster. They had supped at
famous Night Joint in Paris.
here all Of the Ladies' were not
hat they might have been but. evil
ntly, were what they seemed to
Gosh, but they have been going
some Clip since about April Is!
hats more they really and truly !
lieve that they are going to sail
the MastadOnIc Just as soon as q
lrice graduates from High School.
they were not so wrought up they L
uld pause in their Pipe Dreaming ?
1 recall that Mrs. S. has a lot OF \
lit to put up this Summer and 2
It the Chamber Of Commerce has q
de Hiram Chairman Of the Com. =,
tee on Arrangements for the :
ebratiOn Of the Fiftieth Ami a
sary Of the Organization OF the
e Department, the dates being Nj
y 8, 10 and II. SO the big Vaca- t.
4 win go blOoey. d
IOwever, the Sangwlns win not m
deprived Of their usual Outing. a.
ne Day next month she will fry y
Chickens and stun some Eggs ~
harpOOn them with TOOth-PIcks "A
wrap them in Tissue Paper. and M
whole Tribe will motor up the tV
er as far as the old Peters MIN. Az
re Hiram will do some Still Fish
while Mother takes a good Nap, to
J the Back Cushion under her J.
d and a Handkerchief over her
e. ne
ORAL: There Is only one Long
} which cannot be side-tracked. " ~
Sci
s trying to do something for niV