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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19
Jokes
Shay Fyfe

Miss Moulton-How much time
did you put on your lessonsP
Lee Holcomb-Four hours.
Miss Moulton-Whatp
Lee Holcomb-I slept on them
last night.
Preacher-Young man, do you
attend a place Of worship regularity
Bud Walters-Oh, yes, regularly.
I am on my way to see her now.
Everett Clifford-Bob, what would
you give for a sweet voice like
mine.
Bob Stradford- Chloroform.
Speaking of bathing in famous
springs" said Frank S., II bathed
in the spring of g."
A freshman stood on the burning
deck
And as far as ! could learn
He was in perfect safety, for
He was too green to burn.
MIR. Jungstrum-I don't like the
order in this room.
John Lincoln-There isn't any.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19
N. E. LEWIS


ORAL COX Makes Good at KBU.
Mr.. Oral Cox of Hanford, Wash
ington, has just been placed in a
splendid office position with Attor-
ney Gray of Occur d'Alene, Idaho
by Mrs. Hurner, Employment Man
ager at the Kinman Business Uni
versity. Now is the time to get
started on your business career. A
new term begins next Monday. In
vestigate what KBU can do for
you. Write for a copy of the inter-
esting booklet entitled, planning
Your Future" The address is Kin
man Business University, s. lie
Howard Sereet, Spokane. 25-26c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

APPEARANCE Means So Much
Let us help you. Martins Barber
shop and Alyce Beauty Shop. 50tfc,
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

FOR SALE-29 Challenger Essex
coach in good condition, cheap
for quick sale. Phone 612 or inquire
at this office. 24-27c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

HAMBURGER, ground fresh daily.
2 pounds Csc. Peoples Market,
Pasco. 22tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

40 sAIE-6 new Zealand does
- also 2-hole laundry stove.
WV MONTY. Esp
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

FOR SALE Young sows ready for
breeding, SIS each. Young rab-
bits, frying size, 15c a pound. Home
made sausage, 2 lbs. 35c. Sam For
aker, Rt. /, East Kennewick. Csc
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FOR SALE-Used washer and cleo
trio stove and refrigerator. L. H.
Raymond. 20tf
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Miscellaneous

WE ARE 100 PERCENT for the
Townsend Plan. Peoples Market,
PaSco. 24tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19
For Sale

cpapEs FOR SALE-Thompson
.' Seedless, &c; now ripe and fine.
4 carpenter, Garden Tracts. tic
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For Sale or Trade

IF YOUR FARM property is for
sale or exchange, send full des-
cription to L. e. Wattam, II Sec
ond ST., Walla Walla, Wash. ZIP
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1t pays to read the advertisements.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

I'D SALE good milk COWS, q
D.ors old and 8 100-lb. hogs. H. v.
1S.;cb Richland. Esp
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1935-09-19

roR sAL-5 acres, 4 in alfalfa;
stucco dwelling of 5 rooms and
s,eeping porch; modern, except
heat. may consider Spokane prop
erty. owner on property for a few
davs First house north of Old
crayer place on West Highlands.
inquire at this office for d1rec-
tons. A'p
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G. N. MCLAUGHLIN

WANTED Hemstitching, 6 cents
per yard. Leave work at j. G.
Penney store or at home Of Mrs.
Lauritz Smith. 22-27p
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FOR SALE Purebred Hampshire
gilt; Angora rabbits, ready to be
sheared; tomatoes. N. L. Foraker.
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USED CARS & TRUCKS

1884 III ton International, long
wheel base, dual tires, good bed.
Purchased new August 1884. $4,000
miles, motor in good shape. This is
an exceptional buy at $695 90
r Model Ford, long wheel base,
7:5ex20 tires, good rubber, motor in
Al shape, Ruckstel and Jumbo
transmissions. Will haul anything
anywhere. Sale price 5000
1929 International Six Speed spec
iial. Good rubber and several thous-
and miles left in the motor. Yours
F. for ------ $4,000
1s27 Chevrolet l ton. Good rubber,
good bed and the motor-well, come
in and see for yourself. You can't
beat this anywhere for the money.
1928 Chevrolet De Luxe sedan with
Kari Keen trunk. Good tires, motor
in the pink of condition. This is a
real Duy IOr ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS @z1C.UU
1928 Standard Nash sedan. Motor
rebored. AS these are not fast NOV
ing cars we are offering to trade
for cows, horses or mules. Worth
your while to investigate $4,000
1925 Buick with pickup box.
Phone 119 or call at
coNLEN AUTO AND IMPLEMENT
COMPANY, Inc.
Pasco, Washington
Chrysler Plymouth cars
international Trucks
20tf
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FOR SALE OR TRADE for milk
: COW or stock, 1926 Studebaker
paeton, good running condition &
rubber. ]. w. Jayne, phone Alt,
home 4F13, RID box IS, Pasco,
Wash. ZIP
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Eop sALE-Tomatoes and Camp
bells Early grapes on old zinser
Mace n. L. Ross, Rt. 2. 25p
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Pat HI told him I didn't want
to see him any more.
Tubby W.-What did Johnny do
then?
Pat H-Turned out the lights.
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Wanted

WANTED-Large galvanized iron
water tank, about TX feet in
diameter. Home Nursery Co, Rich
land. lift
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-op sALE-Ripe tomatoes, SOC an
annie box and furnish your own
,ontainer. D. Lewis, West High
, . north of clubhouse. asp
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1t pays to read the advertisements
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
CITY MAYOR LOST
 AUTO LICENSE

Boston, Nov. 27-(UP)-The auto- mobile license of Mayor Robert E. Greenwood, 31, of Fitchburg was sus- pended today by State Registrar of Motor Vehicles Frank A. Goodwin.
 The youthful mayor, son-in-law of U. S. Senator Marcus A. Coolidge of Massachusetts suffered near fatal injuries in an accident at Aver, Oc- tober 30, in which four girls also were seriously hurt.
 "The fault was entirely with the mayor, who was rounding a curve at more than 60 miles an horlr," Good win said. "The mayor ran head-on into the car full of girls"
 Greenwood apparently is recover ing, at hospital after a delicate brain operation for 8 skull fracture. The operation was performed by Dr. Donald Munoro, noted brain sur- geon, who saved the life of Irwin (Ace) Bailey, Toronto hockey star.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
VOLIVA
 LOSES CONTROL

Zion, H., Nov. 27.-(UP)-Wil- bur Glenn (the-world-is-flat) Vo- liva faded into temporary oblivion to-day as control of Zion and the industries which he once valued at $iO, ,O0O, 900 passed into the hands of three federal trustees. Under terms of an agreement signed In federal court the trusteeship will remain in power for 10 years. In that time 1t will attempt to iron out the diffi- culties which two years ago forced the corporation into receivership and to repay creditors to the extent of $lO0,OOO. If the new corpora ton is successful Voliva may re- gain his dictatorship at the end of the 1O-year period. -.
 The aging dictator had this to say to-day: "VoNva will payl voliva still can outwork any man in his country, and he will work hard un- til the industries again are making money. voliva again will be czar. ? Remaining as president and gen- eral manager of the new corpora ton, Zion Industries, Inc. he will have considerable power during the next l0-years-enough, his friends say, to regain the political control that went to his adversaries t1 re- cent elections. Financial and com- mercial policies, however, will be determined largely by the three ether officeEs of tho corporation.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
PERSIAN ENVOY
 WAS ARRESTED

Elkton, Md, Nov. 27.-(UP)-The Persian minister to the United States, Ghaffar Khan Djalal, ran afoul of the law to-day on the main street of this Gretna Green of the East and, after 8 scuffle with poe lice, was led in handcuffs to the county jail.
 During the skirmish police said that the envoy pushed Police Chief Jacob Riddle from the running board of his automobile. The diplo- mats wife also was alleged to have set her dog on the officers.
 After the police learned the iden- tity of the minister, charges against him were dropped. However, his chauffeur, William E. Collier, 28 Washington, was fined $5.75 on charges of speeding and reckless driving. Later the $5 fine was re- mitted but the chauffeur was re- quired to pay 75 cents as costs.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
WATERBURY TO
 KEEP HOLIDAY
All Places of Business
 ClosedFilled Baskets . to Homes of Needy a.

Waterbury will observe Thanks giving Day tomorrow in fitting manner. Factories and business houses will suspend operations and banks, schools, courts and other public buildings, including the Silas Bronson library, will remain closed. Today provision stores reported an overwhelming business and, at the same time, welfare organizations were busily engaged in sending out food to the needy and arranging for group Thanksgiving dinners to- morrow.
 Business in the food stores this year showed a great increase, ac- cording to reports received. The Thanksgiving spirit of 1895 was greater than it has been in the past few years, observers declared.
 Church Services
 Local churches will conduct special Thanksgiving day programs tomorrow, also. In the schools to- day special Thanksgiving day pro- grams were conducted. The schools will reopen Friday and sessions will also take place on Saturday. The shortened Thanksgiving re- cess and the addition of the Satur- day session has been ordered to
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
JAIL GUARD HAS LANDED IN JAIL

Stonington. Conn, Nov. 27--(UP) Thomas Mccormick, part-time jail guard, whose sympathy for a prisoner caused him to turn him free after they both allegedly broke open a confiscated slot machine and split the pot" was an inmate Of his own jail today while police sought the escaped prisoner. He had been hired to guard Manuel Santos, detained on breach Of peace charge Saturday night. over the weekend they developed a friendship and Mccormick permit ted santos to wander around the building.
 Sunday night, authorities charged Mccormick decided to let Santos go after they pilfered the slot ma. chine and Mccormick deserted his post and went to New London. There he got into a fight and land- cd in a. hospital. He was released last night and returned here under arrest. Today he was sentenced to 20 days in jail. and fined $lO and costs of s22,75. santos still is mis- sing.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
CITY TAX RATE TO BE REDUCED
Report Coming Out of Fi. nance BOard-AnOther
 Mayor Hayes Plum

Waterbury's tax rate for 1886 stands great chance of being re- duced, unofficial reports emanating from the board of finance room in the City Hall today indicated. The 1886 grand list, upon which the fi- nance commissioners have been working. will possibly be completed late Friday, 1t was said today. It will go to the aldermen for ap- proval next Monday night.
 Small Sum in Way
 It is understood from the unof1- cial reports that the finance com- missioners are now attempting to figure how to find about $150,000 more income and if the estimated revenue is found" it will be pos- sible, 1t is said, to reduce the tax rate for 1936 slightly.
 Consistent Progress
 If this is done, the administration of Mayor Frank Hayes will have consistently continued its program of yearly reductions in the tax rate. Ever since Mayor Hayes took offlce six years ago the tax rates, yearly, have dropped.
 The 1895 tax rate Is 32 mills. Pro- vided the finance board reaches its objective this week, the 1886 levy will be in the 3l-mill classification
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
Governor Cross Giue11 Notice Chairman OF Social Security Board
2 WPA Workers
 Badly Injured

Two WPA workers were in- jured, one of them perhaps critically, this afternoon, when a staging on which they were working at Leavenworth high school collapsed this afternoon.
 John McKeenan, 90, of 27O Orange street, sustained severe injuries of the pelvis, and also of the hips, ankles and spine. He may have internal hurts.
 John BrOderick, 29, of 7O7H Baldwin street, sustained in- juries to both ankles.
 McKeeman is believed to be seriously hurt, with his exact injuries not being known until after x-rays are developed. Both men are at St. Mary's hospital
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
GREAT BRITAIN
 MUCH ALARMED
Italians Moving Toward Lake Tana; Troops Re-
 turn After Victory
By FREDERICK KUH Copyright 1885 by United PresS)

Copyright 19S5 by Uniteo fresSJ
 London, Nov. 27.-(UP)-British authorities, receiving reports that an Italian expeditionary force may soon invade the Lake Tana region of Ethiopia, intimated today that such an incursion would be regard ed as violation of Italian govern ment assurances.
 This development came simultan- eously with full meeting of the British cabinet at which the gov- ernment re-affirmed its determina- ton to enforce an oil embargo against Italy. Also 1t was revealed that the government officially as- sured the United States that impo- sition of the embargo will be con- sidered by the league penalties committee at Geneva shortly.
 Regarded With Gravity. The lake, in northeastern Ethi- opia, comprises the headwaters of the Blue Nile and is vital to Bri- tain's vast irrigation project in the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan.
 Britain received the most formal pledges from Italy that British in- terests in Ethiopia would be re- spected. The safeguarding of Bri- tain's concern in the Lake Tana area is governed by the treaty of 1906 regarding spheres of economic influence in Ethiopia, and by an exchange of notes between Britain and Italy in 1925.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27

BOVGTIlOI Ol tL1c ACopOAAoAbAAnCo N4 employers under the act and when returns must be made.
 State Laws Must Conform
 Winant pointed out that state laws, enabling grants to be made by the federal government. must first conform to the national setup and be approved by the board and that approval must be made by January l, 1886 If an appropria- tion is to be made by congress for the calendar year 1936."
 Inasmuch as Connecticut has tak- en no steps to come in under the act, the presumption was that un- less special legislation session was summoned to pass 8 cooperative program, no federal grants would be made to the state, although ertl. ployers would be compelled to cons tribute notwithstanding.
 Own Old Age Pension
 The state has its own old age pension system, which is not as broad as the social securities pro- visions, and makes no provisions
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
By BRYDON TAvEs

(Copyright 1885 By United Press) Rio De Janeiro, Nov. 27-(By tele- phone to New York)-(UP)-From the top of a precipitous cliff on Su- gar Loaf mountain, overlooking the scene, watched federal troops blast rebellious soldiers from the Urea barracks today with machine guns, artillery and bombs.
 The fashionable residential sec tion of Urea was turned into bat tlefield as government columns ad- vanced in double-time along Pasteur avenue and then deployed to shell ter, opening with rifle fire against the barracks from sheltered posi- tionS. E
 Obscured by Mist
 Reinforcement could be observed winding in columns around the mountain, partly obscured by mist.
 Where I stood, a boy had been killed shortly before, shot through the head by stray bullet.
 A young girl on her way to work also was reported shot.
 Residents of Urea scurried through the streets for shelter, some carrying their most valuable possessions.
 Hundreds of others occupied van tage points on the mountain or on the waterfront promenade across the narrow bay on which Urea is built.
 Fighting Was Vicious
 The fighting was vicious. The rat tie of machine gun and rifle fire was (Hofatinl1nd on Page 1R
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
WATERED MILK
 IS CONDEMNED
Judge McGratli Has Issued Warning - SmOlinsli
 Fined $lO, Costs

"Watering of milk is about the most contemptihle thing that can be done," declared Judge John F. Mo- Grath in city court today in e strong statement, prior to the iinpo- sition of 8 fine of $10 and coses on Alex Smolinski, 40, of Pond Hill road, Naugatuck, who was arrested for selling milk below legal stand- ards last week. His arrest followed a complaint by Inspector George Sul- livan of the state food and dairy commission, who purchased bottle of Smolinski's milk and found, on analysis, that IS per cent of water had been added.
 'These fellows" Judge McGrath asserted, "sell this watered milk to those who can least afford 1.-the poor. The next one who's brought before me on this charge will be fined double, and if this man comes before me again I'll see that he goes to jail"
 His Alibi
 Smolinski, through his counsel. Attorney Thomas Weary, pleaded nolo contenders to the charge. The lawyer, pleading for leniency, said that his client, a licensed dealer, had been running short of stock, and that he purchased some milk from an unlicensed dealer. The latter product, he said, must have been watered.
 Attorney Weary pointed out that Smolinski had been in business for some time, and that he would not indulge in the same practice again.
 The fine and costs approximated $22.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
STOPPED
 PLANE FLIGHTS
Restricts Civil Aircraft in SectiOns-All Await
 BadOgliO's Arrival
By STEWART BROWN

(COpyr1gnC 1850 ny Onlte0 FreSSD
 Rome, Nov. 27-(UP)-Movement of civil aircraft over strategic points in Italy and on the Libyan-Egyp- tian frontier was restricted closely today by an air ministry decree.
 The decree follows by "A hours an hours an announcement at London that Great Britain still favors an embargo on oil which would be cal- culated to cripple the country's in- dustries and paralyze its army in East Africa.
 Decree on Aircraft
 The ministry's decree - Premier Benito Mussolini is his own air minister-describes that no civil airplane shall fly:
 In the Rome area except in the immediate vicinity of the civil airport.
 2AOutside of specially appointed routes about Venice, at the top of the Adriatic Sea; through the Strait of Messina which separates Italy and Sicily, or on the Socilian coast further south between Augusta and Syracuse naval base.
 3-Within 10 kilometres (6 miles) of Tobruk, on the Libyan-Egyptian frontier.
 Badogli0 Is Awaited
 Italians are awaiting eagerly the landing of Marshal Pietro Badoglio, new commander in chief in East Africa, at Massawa, Eritrea, today or tomorrow.
 They believe Badoglio has orders from Mussolini to speed up the campaign and they believe 1t will not be long before Italy's legions are marching again through Ethi- opia.
 There was some encouragement in the Geneva meeting at which the oil embargo was to be discussed But Italians still feel that the pres ent diplomatic situation is hopeless and that something ought to be done to speed up military opera tions in Africa.
 They believe that Badoglio Will do 1t, and to ensure the army money
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
BRAZIL REVOLT
 SPREAD AT DAWN
Aviation, Artillery, Cadet Units Joined It-LOyal
 Troops in Command
BY DAN CAMPBELL
 dnaK hu HInlAaA ReAs


 Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, Nov. 27- (UP)-Aviation artillery and cadet units revolted in the capital at dawn today. Artillery and air. planes opened fire in mid-morning on rebel infantrymen barricaded in the Vermelha barracks in Theurca section of the city. The barracks were in flames. Four airplaneS dropped bombs. President Getulio Vargas was on the scene to watch the quelling of the revolt. Two loyal battalions were trapped in the barracks when the rebels seized them and were battling the rebels.
 Earlier in the day, the artillery rebels bombarded the aviation school, set 1t afire and ruined 1t. The outbreak was quelled and the government concentrated on the Urea rebels. Federal troops march ed over two sides of the famous sugar loaf mountain, 1000 feet high, which dominates the rebel barracks. Clouds hanging low around the mountain shielded movements of the federal troops
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
POLICE SOLVED
 TWO ROBBERIES
Man Arrested in Nauga- tuck Believed Guilty of
 So. Main Burglaries

Police today were of the opinion that the two burglaries of South Main street homes had been solved with the arrest of Raffalo Piccolo, 27, of 20 Easton avenue. Piccolo was arrested in Naugatuck last night after investigation by local detec- tives had allegedly linked him with @ burglary yesterday morning at the home of John Alcorace, 1051 South Main street, and one yesterday afternoon at the home of Clarence Kaiser, 1899 South Main street.
 Arraigned in city court today, Piccolo was ordered held under bonds of $2,000 for a hearing De- cember 5th.
 Yesterday morning, Alcorace's home was broken into and $8 in cash stolen. Investigation was made by Detective Lieutenant Matthew Ba- landa and Detective Sergt. Henry Johnson.
 Quilts Were Stolen
 In the afternoon, Kaiser's home was broken into and ransacked. At first it was thought that nothing had been taken, but later the home
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
Final Ne1us Flashes
TURKEY KILLING STOPS PHONES

Baltimore, Md, Nov. W.-(UP)-Jen- nings Maryland, is town where Thanksgiving is a real holiday, it appeared today. The public service commission received a telegram from the Louis Coal Co.,, of Jennings It said: "For your day. Understand operator butchering turkeys for market. The commission is Investigating. It sought to communicate immediately-by tele- graph-with the Mutual Telephone Co.,, which serves Jennings.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
DEPORTED TO CANADA.

Hartford, Conn, Nov. 27-(UP)- John Marcel North, 22, was to be taken to Boston today to await de- portation to Canada. Immigration authorities said he admitted enter ing the country through Vermont July IS and overstayed his one months visit, securing employment ct a boys school at Cheshire through his brother. an enpl0ye of an employment agency.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27

were not receiving the true Chris tian doctrine. They protested his failure to insist on baptism by com- plete immersion.
 "All religious practices such as baptism are merely symbolic func- tions," Rev. Todd told Judge Albert H. Manus. "None is fundamental principle.
 "Jesus Christ himself placed no emphasis on the function of bap- tism and did not consider it to be important. St. Paul, one of the greatest of his disciples was not even baptized, showing that. early Christian sources placed no unusual importance on it.
 Communism May Rule
 "In fact, if the Bible is to be talk en literally, communism may be ac- cepted as fundamental Christian doctrine according to the Book of Acts in the New Testament, second chapter, the 44th and 45th verses. These points out that community of
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-27
Eye Witness Presents
 Story OF Reuolution
te-Federal Forces Blasted Rebellious Soldiers From Rio De JaneirO Barracks

Telegraph Editors Note: The following eyewitness description of the battling in Rio De Janeiro was telephoned to New York by a member of the United Press staff there, who witnessed it from hillside.