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La opinión., 1935-09-01
Informe de la
Union de Da-
mas Cat6licas

La Subtesorera de la Union
de Damas Catolicas Mexicanas,
sonora Manuela Y. de Schultz,
con feeha reciente ha entregado
a LA OPINION ell siguiente in
forme:
Liuuidacion de la Function
Teatral "Amanecer" que tuvo IN
a en- ell "Teatro Major" ell 1ro.
de JUNO de 1885:
Entrada de boleto, $21s.50. En-
trada de anuncios. $500. En-
trada total, s236.50.
Gastos:- renta del Teatro,
5000: boletos, $3.50; decorado,
$1,000: acarreo. $500; escenaris
tas, $1,000; 1 sello de gonna. 69c,
pianistas. $500; flores. s1.54; ?
botellas de vino, Csc; 1 vidrio y
pastelitos, 1924; programs. Sc;
volantes, $500; cartulinas. $3.50;
al Sr. Prof. M. c. Vega, $500;
al Sr Prof. Rafael C. Vega, SO:
gastos de gasolina, SO. To
tai $154.95. - Utilidad $S1.55.-
-Sumas iguales: s236.50.
Nota:-Quedan pendientes por
concepto de boletos, la cantidad
de $1,000 que quiza por I'm OIL
vido de las personals que los do
naron. a esta fecha no han sido
pagados.
Los Angeles, agosto %, 1885.
Manuela G. de Schultz, Sub
Tesorera, u. ID. c. NJ.
La opinión., 1935-09-01
PLAT|CA ENTIRE Los JAPONESES YLA CUCOM

los bajos precios que en- la aetua-
lidad aleanzan las legumbres en-
el mercado".
Ell % de agosto pr6Ximo pasado,
el Arbitration Board de dieho Con-
dado, do a conocer el fallo, el cual
nos sera enviado pr6ximamente pa
ra su publication. Dicho Arbitra-
tion Board esta compuesto por los
senores Baker, del State Labor Com
mission: Hunter, en- representation
de los tr~abajadores Y Strathman,
en- representation de los %patronos
je poneses. Tambien estuvieron. re-
presentando a los trabajadores. los
senores y. Lucio y Nicolas Y al
Consulate de Mexico en- Los Ange-
les, el Vicec6nsul, senior Rafael To-
rreblanca.
FuNoEMos EscueIas MExlcANAs
La opinión., 1935-09-01
PROxIMO Ola DE CAMPO DE Ia
SOCIEDAD MExICANA

Ell doctor Arturo r. Pallais, eX-
presidente de la Sociedad Medica
Mexicana nos manifesto que en- fe-
cha proxima, The Arden Milk Farms
obsequiara a Ia Sociedad o un
suntuoso dia de campo en- SUI plan
ia lechera de Vale Boulevard, ubi-
cada entire las ~poblaciones de Puen-
te y FL Monte.
Nos dice ell doctor Pallais que esa
empresa tiene vacas de d~iferentes
classes, entire las que sobresalen la
Jersey y la Holstein v las cuales
son o%rdenadas con aparatos cleo
tricos, siendo alimentadas a base
de yeast y aceite de hfgado de ba-
calao.
Ell dfa de campo mencionado Sc lie
vara a cabo a iniciativa del citado
doctor Pallais, quien dara eta pro-
ximamente a sus colegas medicos.
en- su consultorio medico del No.
1895 de la avenida Brooklyn. Bel
vedere Gardens.
La opinión., 1935-09-01

Retorica. Agrego ell comentarista
que en- su opinion hay que apren-
der la Retorica y la Poetica Y es-
tudiar todas las escuelas ~literarias,
con ell fin de ~libertarse de las dos
primeras.
Sc lego despues Impresiones de
un Drama. del mismo autor. Esta
vez 10 hizo ell senior Juan j. Bar
ccnas. AL terminar la lectura. ell
senior Avila expreso que en- su con-
cepto csc es uno de los mas bellos
a~rticulos que Sc han lefdo de Rodo,
puesto que produce luz y destila
miel, aun cuando ell autor orfebre
de la Erase, liable en- 81 solamente
de dolor".
Alguien compare ell autor con ell
mcdico que cauteriza la llaga sin
adquirir la enfermedad".
En- vista de 10 avanzada de la
bora, Sc termino la lectura Y sc
acordo que ell Secretario notificara
a los miembros ell sitio en- que ha-
bra de efectuarse Ia session del jue-
YES 5 del presente, con tres dfas
de anticipation. Sc acordo tam
bien Que las personals que deseen
ingresar al Club de Lectura Ger
vantes', en- calidad de miembros,
| pueden hacerle una vista Y des-
| pues hacer una solicitud por es-
critic, la que debera ir dirigida al
Secretario. Sc levanto la session a
| las 1890 de Ia noche.
La opinión., 1935-09-01
UNA CARTA

Firmada por ell senior Manuel NJ.
Garces. colombiano y persona cul-
tisima. ha llegado a esta redac-
cion. dirigida al redactor de esta
pagina. n hermosa carta que de
verdad apreciamos. Atinadamente
apunta e. senior Garces multitud de
errores gramaticales cometidos en-
nuestras diarias labores periodisti-
cas-, gesto noble que mucho agra
decemos. Como 81 espontaneo Y Sc
sudo critico no nos envia su direc-
La opinión., 1935-09-01
Gel B R A R A
.SU ANIVERSARIO
FL MONTECARLO
Fue recibido ell Prof Logo
en- su session del martes
II; 0tros acuerdos

, FL martes y del preseute tuvi.
mos el gusto de hacer una vista
al Cfrculo Monte Carlo, una de laa
asociaciones -recrcativas que dan
brillo a nuestra cOlonia en- el eX-
traujero. Llegam)s en- el momentd
en- que celebraba su session m
nal reglamentaria. con a asisten-
cia dc siete senoritas Y seis j6ve-
mes. Presidia los debates eI senior
Rafael Robes. quien eXpreso ante
la asamblea la necesidad de actl-
var la celebration del baile de ami
v~ersario del Cfrculo, cuya fecha es-
IA pr0Xima. Sc prOpusieron varios
sitios para e~fectuarlo, entire clos
el Riviera Country club Y el Ho-
tel Vista del Arroyo. este ultimo en-
la poblaci6n de Pasadena.
Despues Sc trajo al tapete de las
discusiones la ayuda que al Cfrcu-
10 ha pedido Ell Comit6 de Festejos
Patrios. h~abiandose expresado d.
versus opiniones en- pro y en- con-
ira, ~resolviendo el presidente de-
debates, enviar una carta a dichos
serOres. manisestindoles Que con
mucha pena. no Sc les podra dar
ninguna cooperation este ano.
A continuation el senior Robes
hizo del corocimiento de Ia asam~
blea la vista cue habta %anuncia-
do el Prof. Angel Antonio Logo,
con alguna anterioridad. Dicho Sc
nor no Sc hizo esperar. pues des-
pues de diez minutes de haber 81
do anunetado. Sc rresent6 en- Ell
salon.
No habienJo otro asunto de que
%tratar, Sc lev8nt6 la session a ESQ
de las 10 de la noche, disponien-
dose todcs los presentes a escu-
char las palabras del mencionado
tSigue en- la ga. Pag.)
La opinión., 1935-09-01
PORTES GIL NO AYUDA
A LA ~UNIVERSIDAD

cIUDAD DE MEXICO, Agosto
81. - (Exclusivo).- Que ell p. N.
r.. no puede intervenir en- favor de
la ayuda economical que Ia Univer
sidad Nacional pide al gobierno fe-
deral para su sostenimiento, es 10
que dijo hoy ell Presidente del Par
lido licenciado Portes Gil, a I'm CRU
pc de estudiantes y profesores que
10 v%isitaron.
Los estudiantes y profesores pi-
dieron a Portes Gil. que ayudara a
fin de que ell gobierno federal de
La opinión., 1935-09-01
LEAMOS MAS

ST comparamos las faciidades que tenemos para instruirnos e n
la epoca actual, con las que privaban en- los amos de 100 y 1900,
obtendremos u halagueno residue que vivifieara nuestro oPtimis-
mo. En- efecto, Sc cuenta que Benjamin Franklin y Abraham Lin
coin muchas veces sc privaron de conner para poder adquirir u n
lbro. En- la actualidaG contamos ION Gbrerias que los venden por
un precio irrisorio o o bibliotecas que los fsciitan sin costo al
guno. La persona que N lee es porque n O quiere.
LEAMoS LIBRoS Y PERIoDICoS EN- EsPANoL
La opinión., 1935-09-01
FUNDEMos EsCUELAs MExIcANA:
PoR LOS FUERos DEL IDIoMA

NO Es CoRRECTo DEcIR "LA sECCIoN' CoMENZo A
LAS 9 p M. EFT -" DEBE DECIRSE ola SESSION. COMENZO,
ETC" 'sECCIoN EN- ESPANoL sIGNIFICA cApA UNA De
LAS parties EN- QUE Sc DIVIDE UN TODD; CADA UNO DE
LOS CRUPOS EN- QUE Sc DIVIDE UN CONJUNTO DE PER-
SONAS, ETc--PODRIA DECIRSE: LA SESSION. DE LA So
CIEDAD NUT UALySTA Sc EFECTUO EN- LA 'SECCION MAS
OBSCURA DE LA SALA.
MEJoRE sU EsPANoL Y ENSEMBLE A sUs HIJos
La opinión., 1935-09-01
EDUoUEMoNos

Ouien s e proponga recomendar q nuestras sociedades y cubes
en- general, que es n grandisima faha de education fumar en-
ell interior de saIa cuando Sc esta desarrolando junta en-
ella, indudablemente incurrira e n u n lugar comun. No obstante
clio, diremos u hace algunos das tuvimos oportunidad de asis-
tr a n conferencia dictada pr inc de nuestros paladines de
cultura e n ell extranjerc ante u n regular numero de senoritas y
iovenes. Cuando toda la audiencia daba SUI atencion al conferen-
cista, quien trataba u n imPortante punto cientfico, dos de los jo-
venes presentes encendieron sendos cigarrillos, 10 que hio que
las damas sentada. a u lsdos dieran viibles muestras de desa-
grade.
La opinión., 1935-09-01
Actividades en- las Sociedades de la Co]onia
Organizaran a los Pizcadores del Vale de S. Joaquin

Miss Lillian Monroe, orgsnizadora de las Unto
mes Industrisles de la American Federation of
Labor en- Ell Vale de San Joaquin, sostuvo ell
viernes 80 del presente, a las 3 de la tarde, una
imPortante y proiongada conferences con ell Sc
~cretario del Interior de la CUCOM, Nicolas Avi-
la, con Ell fin de organizar a los trabajadores me
La opinión., 1935-09-01

xicanos del Vale de San Joaquin. Miss Monroe
Sc refirio al problems de los slgodoneros del Va
lie, quienes temen que los mexieanos, por no
estar organizados, estorben algun movimiento
huelguistico iniciado por los primeros. Como re
sultado de la platica, una comision de la CUCOM
saldra para ell Vale mencionado ell jueves 5 del
presente.
La opinión., 1935-09-01
FUNDEMos EscUELAs MExIcANAs


Jose Enrique Rode fue u n exmio Gterato uruguayo. Puede
considerarsele como ell mas fecundo ensayista hispano- americana
del presente siglo Auno a la cadencia de 81 estilo, la profundidad
de S us conceptos, que marcaron rutas uminosas conducentes al
descubrimiento de nuevos mundos espirituales. Escribio Ariel, Ell
Mirador de Prospero. Motives de Proteo y otras obras monumen-
tales u consttuyen u n haz de sublimes ensenanzas. Naeio e ell
aho de 1872 y murif en- 1917, e Geneva, Italia.
FUNDEMos EscUELAs MExIcANAs
La opinión., 1935-09-01

un nuevo subsidio a la Universidad
a 10 cual Portes Gil recomendo a
los comisionados Sc dirigierap a la
Secretaria de Gobernacion, va que
Eel asunto no es del resorte del
Partido'. diio.
La opinión., 1935-09-01

ci6n, mucho lie agradeceriamos que
Sc sirviera hacerlo, pues deseamos
%cOnocer.o Y estrechar su mano
cuanto antes.
La opinión., 1935-09-01

FUNoEMos EscueIas MExIcANAs
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
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Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
SYNOPSIS

Prudence Schuyler comes to Prosper
ity Farm to make new life for her
self and her brother. David. his health
broken by tragedy. The second day
on her farm Prue falls from the barn
loft into the arms of Rodney Gerard.
rich young man, neighbor. There Is
at once q mutual attraction. but Pru-
dence suspects men since her sisters
husband ran away with her brothers
wife. Len Galloway tries to buy Prue's
timber but she contracts with Rod to
dispose of the trees. David comes to
the farm. Prue accompanies Rod and
Jean, Rods thirteen-year-old niece. to
circus. Chicot. an old clown. is ac-
cidentally killed He was the grand
father of Milly Gooch, one of the cir
Gus riders. Rod became friendly with
Milly when she lived on Prosperity
Farm. Galloway intimidates laborers so
that they cannot be hired to cut the
timber for Rodney Gerard Milly Gooch
broke her engagement to Galloway; he
believes Rod was the cause and has
since been his enemy. After Chicot's
death Rod calls on Milly to see If he
can be of any help. Prue sees in
newspaper flashiight picture of him
with Milly Rodney goes to New York
for timber cutters, taking David with
him to help select men from among
the Rescue Mission hangers-on. Rod
sends word of his coming, with a crew
of laborers. To keep the knowledge OF
the workers arrival from Galloway.
Prudence enters her timber tract with
him on the pretense Of bargaining on
the numbering. He confines her in
cabin.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Galloway spra.

the shoulders. The revolver clattered
to the floor. Prue seized it.
Don't waste your strength, Gallo
way" Why couldn't she keep her
voice steady? 1--WE got him covered
I'm not a crack shot, but think
can drop him at this distance"
Galloway turned and took a step for
ward.
"Stay where you are! Hands up
Both of you! If you move, the next
s-scene in this screen thriller will be
cut by the censor"
Gun in one hand, one hand clutch.
ing the back Of the chair Prudence
covered the two men. She disciplined
a wild impulse to shout with laughter.
Calloway's face! His mouth hung
open as If surprise had permanently
dislocated his jaw. The other-she
shivered-never had she seen such
eyes. Trapped. Desperate. Murder.
GUS. She had not known that anything
human could look like that. David
had known, though. Dave! Where
was he? If only
The cabin door! Opening! Slowly !!
Soundlessly! Something sinister in it's
caution. Had the escaped convict a
pal? Her blood chilled. Who had
| come?
"Give me that gun!"
Rodney Gerard had the revolver In
his hand before Prudence realized who
had dashed into the cabin. With a re.
lieved sigh Galloway dropped his
hands.
Put 'em up again!'
Don't be a darn fool, Gerard. L"
PUT 'em up! There's blood on your
forehead, Prue. Who hurt your"
| Prue's brain felt curiously light.
Her voice seemed to trickle from a
great empty space behind her eyes.
'Hurt me! No one. Believe it or
not, was about to add a colorful fact
to the state of Maine war against
crime when you crashed in. They're
an intriguing pair, aren't they? Read
ing from left to right, you have first
h pearl thief, then AUST man-such
just mani"
STEADY, Prue. Don't shiver like
that. I'll get your pearls"
'While you're getting those, you
might make that man return the jewels
he stole from my safe last night"
"Tissen, what does the jane mean
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Submerged Coral Reefs
Make Lightning Change.

To watch a submerged coral reef Il
to witness miracles, says the National
Geographic society At one moment
the whole reef Is alive with pulsatiny,
expanding. waving sea creatures Of
delicate pastel colors. A touch, q
splash. or even the shadow from q
boat overhead causes spasm Of
alarm. In a twinkling every living
thing on the reef has changed. Frail
anemones contract and withdraw into
themselves. Jeweted fish dart into
holes. The banded rockfish has
changed it's markings and the spotted
founder that rippled over the sand Is
now invisible, having changed color to
resemble sand. For minute the reef
remains barren and dull. Then, one by
one, fish and anemones take courage
and furtively emerge.
The reason for these lightning
changes is obvious when one realizes
the greedy cannibalism Of coral reef.
Though resembling the most retiring,
sensitive flowers, anemol es use their
tentacles to seize and raralyze fish.
The sargassumfish are such cannibals
that they swallow each other. In this
constant warfare, being continually
preyed upon, many fish have developed
unusual means of protection. The
surgeon fish carries near its tail y
sharp-edged spine capable Vt slashins
its enemies. The puffer fish, under
threat of being swallowed, initiates
itself into an inedible, prickly ball.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01

Drop the stick! Stand up by the Chin
ney! Gimme those pearls!"
One instant of paralyzing fright, and
then an inner strength sprang to Prue's
rescue.
pearls !" Her laugh was a master
piece of Its kind. "Pearls!' didn't
realize that my wax beads could fool
anybody"
The man edged nearer. His revol.
yer covered Galloway, whose eyes
looked. like those of trapped fox.
"Wax beads Oh yeah? Think l
don't know the real thing when see
it? What do you s'pose was doin' a
stretch Get going. sister. Take EN-
off. quick, or I'll do it. an l won't be
too easy, neither. Llssen, get move
ont"
Was this nightmare. Prudence won.
dered, as her unsteady hand fumbled
with the diamond and platinum clasp
at the back of her neck. 1t must be.
What had seemed an amusing plan to
divert Len Galloway couldn't develop
into possible tragedy, could it?
The man grabbed the pearls from
her fingers, weighed them in his left
hand. His leer was horrible.
"Wax beads! Oh. yeah! l guess
they'll get me three squares day for
year of two"
Was that a faint call? Prudence
caught her throat to stiae an ex-
clamation. The man with the revolver
stiffened. He thrust the pearls into
his dirty shirt. His eyes went dead.
"Lissen. you two. Someone's com
ing. I'm gettin out. I'll keep this gat
trained on you. If either of you tip
EN- off I've been here, I'll shoot you
on the trail. I'll know"
He backed to the door. With quick
swoop, Prudence flung brush on the
Goals. Smoke would give clue to
the rescuers. 1t caught fire and roared
up chimney.
"Why YOU" Dazed by her daring,
the fugitive hesitated. In that instant
Galloway sprang and caught him about
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Baby Cross and
FretfuI With
Eczema
Relieved by cuticura

"Our baby had eczema on her
forehead and on the back Of her
head. It started from a blister and
kept spreading over her face. Fer
skin was irritated and red, and she
kept it irritated from scratching SO
much. She was cross and fretful a
great deal, and could not sleep well
at night.
"She was affected about two
months before T used Cuticura Soap
and Ointment, and after using
them about three weeks you could
not tell she ever had this condi-
ton" (Signed) Mrs. Neal Gladney,
r. +. D. 1, Box Al, Brighton, Tenn.
Soap 25c. Ointment 25c and Soc.
Talcum 25c. Sold everywhere. One
sample each free. Address: "Cuti-
cura Laboratories, Dept. R, Maiden.
Mass."-Adv.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01

Or So 1t Seems
A detour is the longest distance
betws en- two driven points.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01

Turned back and met US. That child
has brain. She knew you shouldn't
have gone with Galloway. Why, why
did you do it?"
Jim wished he could be out Of the
way when the g-gang arrived. I tried
to help, and now you c-crab-"
I'm not grabbing. Don't you know
that almost lost my mind when Jean
told me where you'd gone? Don't you
know that went through hi getting
to you? Don't you know that It's tor
ture for me to see you shiver and
have my hands tied by that Internal
promise made? II were to touch
you"
The caressing break in his voice, the
faint tremor of his lips sent the blood
burning to Prue's hair.
"Oh, come on! Let's get out Of
here" He pulled a fashlight from
his coat pocket.
Lets hurry! Hurry! I'm. frozen!"
go on"
He followed as she entered the trail.
Every swish of her wet skirts about
her knees sent million little icy shiv-
ers coasting along her veins. Gerard
faced her down the trail. The hand
that touched her was like ice. Contri-
ton swept her.
you're freezing! Take your coat
] don't need it, r-really don't"
stop talking. Go on! If you don't,
| will carry you. and you are not
fairy. girl"
He was cold, but of course he
wouldn't acknowledge it. Had he
heard what Galloway had said about
Milly and money-Ooch. how cold her
legs and feet were-like sticks of ice
There! She had put the right one for
ward. Now the eft-right-left-
right-Had Rodney paid the circus
girls bills? Left-right-"Keep on
feet eft-right-march time-the
words were like merry-go-round
She couldn't stop them. The clearing
at last. Copper-red light on the trees.
fire? No, the sunset! sky of
rainbow splendor. The color warmed
her. all except her feet. Right-lsft-
they had frozen
Someone caught her as she sbum.
bled. Someone picked her up In his
arms.
"How warm-how heavenly--Left-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. = Jim jim
stop those words going round an&
round"
Someone smothered something be-
tween his teeth. Someone pulled off
the coat bundled her into something
woolly and soft, something that
smelled of tobacco, lifted her into 4
car. She was warmer. Those horrid
words had stopped whirling. Why
should she have thought for an instant
that she was with Jim Armstrong;
She looked at the man at the wheel.
THANK goodness, you have put on
your coat! 1t would be you-the man
of-the-moment," she said u2steadily.
He looked straight down into her
eyes. Straight and deep.
But all the time you thought was
JIM"
Prudence closed her lids tight. That
pesky, Left" Right" started in
her head again. She had better keep
them open. Rodney Gerard needn't
growl at her. Suppose she were to re-
mind him of Milly Gooch and-lucky
she had found that out in time!
Gerard drew the robe closer about
her.
warmer Gorgeous?"
pr CONTINr1rEn
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Mackinac Island

The Indians named Mackinac IL
land Michilimackinac. meaning "Great
Turtle" They reckoned it the abid.
ing place Of spirits and left many q
peace offering there In the calcerous
rock caves. 1t was here that school
craft wrote his legend Of HiawAthA
afterward made into q poem BY Lone
fellow.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Be Reasonable

Girl Ito kennel-man)-W you
sold me this dog you said 1t would
grow into magnificent Russian
wolf-hound.
Kennel-Man-Ca I help 1t If the
Five-Year Plan failed? -Denver Post.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
NO SURPRISE TO HIM

II was surprised to hear your wife
make such an emphatic and convinc-
ing speech"
II wasn't" answered Mr.. Meek
ton. 81 have always known that
Henrietta could do Just that"
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Not Kicking

doesn't it depress you to read
about so many tragedies in news
paper?"
''No, it makes me feel grateful that
I am alive at all"
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Never Fails

Never Fails
Woman Tin crowded tram, to her
friend)-I wish that good-looking
man would give me his seat.
Five men stood up.-Automobilist
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
Aristocracy

Aristocracy
fare we to be governed by an aris-
tocracy of lords and ladies?"
Certainly" answered the patient
person, Landlords and landladies."
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
AN ALIBI
Alice-I have an awful cold in my
head.
Ed-Well, that's something.
AN ALIBI

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
q laxatire-three for cathartic.-Adv.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1935-03-01
WATCH YOUR
kid N EYS!
Be Sure They Properly
Cleanse the Blood

YOUR kidneys are constantly fl
L tering impurities from the blood
stream. But kidneys get function
ally disturbed-lag in their work
fail to remove the poisonous body
wastes.
Then you may suffer nagging
backache, attacks Of dizziness,
burning, scanty or too frequent
urination, getting up at night,
swollen feet and ankles, rheumatic
pains; feel "all worn out"
Don't delay! For the quicker you
get rid Of these poisons, the better
your chances of good health.
Use Doan's Pills. Doa1,'s are for
the kidneys only. They tend to pro-
mote normal functioning Of the
kidneys; should help them pass off
the irritating poisons. Doan's are
recommended by users the, country
over. Get them from any druggist.
DOAN'S PILLS
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