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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

umphanty" read the scare-head
banners.
Truth Rises Again"
Truth crushed to earth will
rise again! On the 4th of No.
vember, 1884 she got up and shook
herself and the earth trembled.
Monopoly is overthrown. The
days of Andrew Jackson have
come again. Thomas Jeffersons
theory of rule by the people is
revived.
"Cleveland with mammoth
broom in his hand. and an en-
ormous bunch of keys at his side
is on his way to the White House.
He will commence his clean up
of the premises March 4, 1885.
The Augean stables where the
stuffed Republican oxen have de-
posted fertilizing material for "a
years will be cleaned out and
new, clean cattle, frugally fed on
legal rations, will take the place
of those fattened by pillage and
plumber E.
"Whoop- ee-Let's Celebrate"
"Whoop-ee, we must celebrate"
Brown County then, isn't be-
hind the times, as some persons
are wont to think, but 81 years
ahead.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
ST|CKER FIXING
UNDER ATTACK
Dammeyer Says Proposed
Ordinances Fail to
Provide Ban.

The only way to end sticker Fix
ing simply is to stop the practice,
and the two proposed city traffic
ordinances will do nothing to halt
the evil without strict enforcement,
Theodore Dammeyer, Safety Board
president, said today.
While passage of the measure
placing esponsibility for traffic vio-
lations on the car owner instead of
the operator is designed to enable
city prosecutors to make case
where they now lack power, there
still is to be nothing to keep the
boys" from taking care of their
friends, he admitted.
Notification of stickers should be
done only by judge in the course
of regular trial, Mr.. Dammeyer said.
Passage of the toW-in ordinance
would have no effect on fixing"
because there is no provision for
payment of a fee or fine in connec-
ton with release of an impounded
car, he pointed out.
1t merely would be necessary,
under the, proposed town ordi-
nance, to get an order for release
of the car, present it to the man.
ager of the impounding garage and
drive away. If there is a sticker in
connection with the violation there
is no reason to believe it can not
be fixed" as usual, Mr.. Dammeyer
said.
However, the inconvenience of
getting the order and going for the
car might discourage violations, he
believes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
ARMY'S BOMBS
TO BLAST PITS
OF MAUNA LOA
Filters Hope to Check Flow
of Fiery Lava Moving
Toward River.
By I pifcd Press

BY United Press
HONOLULU. T. H, Dec. 90
Laden with 80 tons of high explos-
ives. bombing planes of the United
States Army are to take the air to-
morrow for an unprecedented joust
with the fire pits of Mauna Loa
volcano.
Their objective will be TO check
the flow of fiery lava, gradually ad-
vancing upon the headwaters Of the
Wailuku River, the city of HiloS
main source OF water supply.
The planes are to sweep low over
the lava streams. attempting 10
sight openings through which the
mass is eruptlng from the earth and
plug them by scoring direct hits with
aerial bombs.
Some of the lava tubes run from
the volcanoes fire pits, far beneath
the earth, and emerge to the surface.
Others disappear IN underground
caverns beneath the sea
Authorities emphasized that the
bombing would be purely expert
mental. No emergency exists at
present.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Triple Slayer Sought

By LHited Press
BUTTE, Mont, Dec 26.-Henry
knight, 40, former inmate of the
Idaho State Prison, was sought to-
day for the Staying of three men
and wounding of two other persons.
Thomas O'Neil, 40, Butte police
man, was killed instantly. Frank
Walsh. grocery clerk, was shot in
the jaw and died early today
Detective James Mooney was I'M
dergoing treatment for three bullet
wounds and Mrs. Florence Beneuve
was recovering from less serious
wound
Police said the shooting apparent
ly evolved from Jean Miller's knowl-
edge of the Staying of Deputy Sher-
if Thomas Meehan, Sc, of Seattle.
She told officers knight shot Nee
han about Nov. 10 in Washington.
Knight went to Miss Mlllers res
idence at the home of Mrs. Benevue,
her sister.
He wanted to kill me because
was the only one who knew he had
killed the officer" she said. Knight
attempted to force his way in, and
Mrs. Beneuve suffered a slight neck
wound. Miss Miller fled to Walsh S
apartment. Walsh notified police
and O'Neil and Mooney responded.
I'VE had no sooner opened the
door than we were met by a blast
of gunfre," Mooney related.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
'Whoop-ee' Old Stuff to
Brown County Hill Folk

Believe it or not, but the sup
posedly modern "whoop-ee" was
used in the hills of Brown County
as far back as 1884. And it was
used in its present post-prohibition
sense, too
There is evidence to prove this
pathological curiosity. in the yell
lowed edition of the Brown County
Democrat of Nov. 7, 1884, now in
possession of Fred Bates Johnson,
indianapolis attorney.
1t seems that the lusty and Wig
orous editor of that weekly, car
ried away by the presidential
election victory of Grover Cleve-
land over James G. Blaine, took
quillpen in hand and proceeded
to create a nt-page broadside
that would make a present-d
yellow sheet green with envy.
GLORY to God! Democracy Tri-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
POLICE PROBE INJURY
OF 18.YEAR-OLD BOY

Thomas Higgs Unable to Tell How
He Was Hurt.
Police today attempted to learn
how Thomas Higgs, Is, R. R. Is, Box
1874, held in City Hospital detention
ward, was injured critically yester-
day.
Higgs was taken to a hotel at az
w. Georgia st yesterday by a man
who said he found the youth be-
meath the elevated railroad tracks
at Illinois-st and Union Station.
The youth told police he was
walking with two companions on
1llinois-st near New York-st and
remembered nothing until he re-
gained consciousness in a vacant
building at pol S. Meridian-st.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
MOTHER KILLS
SELF so MATE
CAN WE'D GIRL
Ends Life at Baby's Crib
After Talk With Rival
and Husband.

By United Press
CHICAGO. Dec. 26.-Mrs. Alice
Hayden, %, knew that her husband,
James, %. was infatuated with an
18-year-old high school girl, jose
phine Garden.
Last night she summoned them to
her apartment and demanded that
Hayden choose between herself and
Josephine Hayden chose the high
school girl.
Then I'll give you your freedom
so you can marry her, )" Mrs. Hayden
sobbed.
She stumbled dejectedly into her
bedroom, kneeled beside the crib of
her 18-months-old baby and shot
herself through the heart.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

EUGENE ORMANDY is to con-
~ duct the Minneapolis Sym
phony orchestra in a special all
Wagner concert tonight at 935
over an NBC-WEAF network. The
concert is TO originate in Min
neapolis, is to feature The Fly
ing Dutchman." The Ride of the
Valsyries." and excerpts from the
composers opera, "Gotterdame-
rung."
Irene Wicker is TO tell of the
childhood of the shy Franz Schu-
bert, the genius who wrote music
before he was 8 years old, tomor-
row afternoon at 4:3O over an
NBC-WEAF network. Allan
Grant is to introduce strains of
Schuberts better known works.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
HOWE TO SHOW FILM
Exchange Club to See Pictures Made
in Southwest,

Motion pictures in natural colors
are to be shown at the regular
luncheon meeting of the Exchange
Club tomorrow noon in the Wash
ington. These pictures were made in
the Southwest by Hills L. HOWE,
director of Orchard School. Mr.
HOWE also is to lecture.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

11:45-Farm and Home hour CNBC).
P M
IL 30-Painted Dreams Mutual.
l2;45-The Love Doctor Mutual.
1:00-Vocational agriculture.
HISTORY Plays and Rhythmics
1.30-Health
i:45-History of Music
2:00-Molly of the Movies Mutual.
215-Ma Perkins (NBCl
2:30-Vic and SADIE drama (NBC).
2:45-The O'Neils. drama (NBC).
3:00-Betty and Bob
3:15-The Life of Mary Sothern (Mu.
3:3o-sundown Varieties CMutuan.
3:4S-NewS and financial notes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Best Short Waves

PANAMA CITY-6 P. M.-Children's
hour. HP5B, 49.7 m. 5000 kcl
BOSTON-6:45 P. M.-Christmas
Customs the World Around.
WlXAL, 1915 m (6040 ks).
BERLIN 30 P. M. = G rm n
waltzes. DUG, SO m. 5000 kcD.
LONDON--9 D. m.-The More We
Are Together. esd, ass m. d.
$50 kc).
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Gone, but Not Forgotten

Automobiles reported to police as stolen
belong TO:
John Fogle, 1852 Hovey-St, Roosevelt Sc
dan, sl-S+S from in front OF his home
H. s. Haggerty Barton Hotel Pontiac
sedan W-7s-3S6 Michigan. from in front
OF III N. Fulton-St.
Mary Evans, haywood Ind Ford road
ster s5-034. from 2el4 z. Michigan-st.
Hugh Bradshaw. 2345 MassachuSetts-av
Star stake body truck, l30283-T from
rear OF his home.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Bandits Shoot Woman
81 Euited Press

By CHited Press
LINTON, Ind. Dec. 26.-Greene
County authorities today sought
three bandits who wounded Mrs,
James Blanton, SO, when they fired
into the Blanton home near here
yesterday
Her husband, 81, exchanged shots
with the men when they attempted
to enter the house. Blood stains
found in the snow where they fled
to their automobile caused police to
believe that one of the bandits had
been wounded.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Attacked Mother, Is Claim
BIZ [ niied Press

By United Press
WISE, Va, Dec 26-Haugeman
Falin, 16-year-old mountain youth
who was freed three weeks ago on
charges of killing his father, was
back in Jail today after an alleged
attempt to kill his mother.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
SIayS Wife's Suitor

By United Press
CHICAGO, Dec. 26-Gus Wesley,
%, waited patiently until his
estranged wife, Gertrude, and Rus
sell De Franco, "a, left the latters
home together-then he pulled a
pistol from his pocket and killed De
Franco.
He broke up my home" Wesley
told police.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Wrecks Stolen Locomotive

NATION, Ill. Dec. 26.-Charg-
ing down the main line of the ILL
nois Central in a stolen locomotive
near here, Maurice Spurlin drove
his iron horse head-on into a freight
train and today thought it over in
a Jail cell as police and Federal
agents pondered what charge to
place against him.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
GhOuIs Are Active

Times Special
TERRE HAUTE. Ind, Dec, 90
Noble Wilson, cemetery superin-
tendent, reported to police that
vandals ransacked two mausoleums
and broke into several collins here
Christmas eve. Police believe the
moleSter6 sought jewelry.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Ted HeaIy Burned Up

By JNWcd PffSs
HOLLYWOOD. Dec. ga series
of fires in which Ted Healy, bald
film comedian, claimed he was
fired on and Marian Bonnell
actress, charged he set fire to her
apartment we're investigated today
by arson officers.
When questioned by police. Healy
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Harvard Receives $500, 900


bY JNTTtH FFGSS
CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Dec. 90
Harvard University received a
Christmas present of half a million
dollars. President James B. Conant
announced Thomas w. Lamont, New
York banker. had made an I'M
restricted gift for that amount.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
Red Cross Names Officers

Times Special
BONNVILLE, Ind, Dec. 26.-New-
~ elected officers of the Warrick
County Red Gross are to assume
their duties Jan. /, They are Mrs.
Lucy Belle, chairman; Mrs. Helen
Ravens, vice chairman, and Miss
Katie Kirsch, treasurer.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

denied he piled clothes, table legs
and chairs on a stove and set fire
to them as claimed by Miss Bon
nell.
Am I burned up he snorted.
I'm too old to play with matches.
I called on Bonnie and she fired
on me-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
BACK HOME AGAIN

Stolen automobiles recovered by police
belong to:
St Chevrolet truck. found at Pearl and
West-sts.
Union Cab CO. Union Cab No %. Plv-
mouth sedan, found at 900 Indiana -av.
wrecked.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
THE RADIO WAVES
$4,000 Amateurs Look for Microphone,
Fred Allen Tells The World

THERE are more than $4,000 looking microphone
Il over which TO sing whistle crack That's what
Fred Allen found
pared for his Town Hall Tonight
New Years Fred celebrate anniversary "hep-the
struggling impressario
Every week for the
than 300 aspiring professionals
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
ASKS SNOW CLEARING
Mayor Kern Appeals to Citizens to
Make Walks Safe.

Appeal to indianapolis citizens to
clear sidewalks of snow, as a safety
measure, was made today by Mayor
Kern.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
DURELLE ALEXANDER, II,

DURELLE ALEXANDER, II,
~ Paul Whiteman's discovery,
who will be given top-notch billing
in Pauls new radio programs, was
actually discovered when she was
g. She made a habit Of sitting in
the theater, imperSonating stars,
and ofttimes her performances
annoyed the audience. The theater
manager, irked, called her par
ents to the Office, urged them to
send Durelle to dramatic school.
Dangerous Paradise" one If
radios novelties, is to quit for
good this month.
Recently Phil Baker, radio star,
posed with his namesake, Phil
Baker, boxer. The photographer
was ready. Both men smiled.
Came from the background q re-
mark from the ever-present
Bottle:
This is an all-Spar cast"
II n
If you hear Of Kate Smith and
Lawrence Tibbett appearing on
each others programs as guests
artists, don't be surprised. For
it's a mutual admiration PROPOSE
ton. Neither ever misses the
others programs.
The newest radio husband ana
wife act will be put on by Jane
Froman and Don Ross from
Hollywood, starting some time in
February.
A POST CHRISTMAS inven-
~ tory of the OHeel family
and a brace of Skits featuring
Walter O'Keefe will be highlights
Of a broadcast tonight at over
CBS-WABC network. Glen Grays
Casa Iona orchestra will furnish
the music. Deane Janis, the
Caravans Songstress, will offer
It's Written in the Stars" while
Pee Wee Hunt and Kenny Sarg-
ent, VocaliStS. will assist the Gray
lads in "Old Kentucky Home,
"Eenie Meenie MIME Moe" and
Copenhagen
BeethovenS Sonata, Opus o.
Transcribed for string orchestra
by Frank Black, is to be featured
by the NBC String Symphony to-
night at IT'S over the NBC-WJz
network. Mr.. Black will also
conduct the orchestra in Rogers
arrangement of Bach'S 20 MenSch
Bewein Dein Sunde Cross" and a
piano concerto written by Will
helm F. Bach, relative of the
great composer.
CONTINUING his descriptions
~ of new labor-saving devices
Rube Goldberg is to be heard
over the WABC-C Columbia net
work tonight at els. His re-
marks will be accompanied by the
interruptions of "Gadget," his
mechanical stooge. Vera Van,
radio songstresS, who has recently
won honor on Broadway in May
Wine is to be heard.
y y
With the mythical Showboat
making a stop at st. Charles, Mo,
Lanny Ross is to present the en-
tertainers in another hour of
music and humor tonight at s
over NBC-WEAF. Lanny is to
sing Midnight in Paris Little
Mother O. Mine and With All
My Heart" MolaSSeS n January
are to present usual blackface
Skits WIRE eorriec this
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
FRIDAY

A. Nj.
6:30-Morning devotions.
6.45-Reveille
7:00-Musical Clock.
8;45-Mary Bakers reviews.
9:00-The Brown Family.
9:l5-Edward McHugh tNBC).
9:30-Dance Time
9:45-Breen and DeRose (NBC).
l0:00-RocheSter Philharmonic orchestra
tNBCl.
ll:00-The Serenader.
11:15-Honeyboy and Sassafras tNBC).
II :30-Smilin' Ed Mcconnell.
II :45-Merry Madcaps (NBCl.
l2:00-Noon-Joe White (NBCl.
P. M.
12:l5-Concert Miniat ure (NBCl.
12:30-Sammy Hayes orchestra (NBCl.
l.00-Walter Hickman.
1:30-Airbreaks tNBCl.
2:00-Home Folks
2:l5-Kathryn Keisers Kaleidoscope.
2.45-Cub reporter.
3:00-Woman'S Radio review (NBC),
3:30-Grl Alone tNBC).
3:45-Grandpa Burton tNBC).
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
WIRE (1400) indianapolis
Indiana polls Broadcasting. Ine.)
TODAY

P NJ.
4.00-Blanche Calloways orchestra
4:30-LouiSe Florea GNBC)
4.45-Clara, Bu n En- lNBCl.
5:00-Flying Time lNBC)
5.l5-Happy Long
5:30-Press Radio news (NBCl
5:S5-Literary Digest Poll lNBCI.
5.45-Sons of the Pioneers.
6:00-The Schultz Family.
6;15-Popeye the Sailor lNBCl.
6:30-Sport Slants.
6:45-The Sizzlers (NBCl
7.00-House of a Thousand Eyes.
7.30-WIRE Barn dance.
8:00-Lanny Ross Showboat tNBCl.
9;00-Basonology.
9.05-To be announced.
9:l5-Indiana Sportsman.
9:30-Roy Shields orchestra fNBC).
l0;00-Music Is Ny Hobby tNBCl.
f0l5-Dean Brothers.
l0;20-Leonard Keller's orchestra fNBCl.
l0;30-William Meeder, organiSt tNBCl.
l0:35-Mlnnea polls Symphony orchestra
tNBCD.
II ;3O-Leo zollo's orchestra (NBC).
II: 00-Midnight-Sign off,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26
WFBM (123O) Indianapolis
Power and Light Company
TODAY


TODAY
P NJ
4;00-Bailey and Neumiller (CBS).
4:l5-Jimmy Farrell (CBS).
4 30-Tea Time tunes.
5.00-Joseph Plotke orchestra (CBS).
5.l5-After Shutdown.
5:30-ChriStian Science program.
5.45-George Hall orchestra tCBS).
6:00-Buck Rogers tCBSl.
6:l5-Al Feenev's sports talk.
6:30-Kate Smith (CBSl.
45-NewS.
7:00-Harv and Esther CBS).
1910 be announced tCBSD.
S:00-Camel Caravan (CBSl.
6:30-To be announced CHS.
9:00-HoraCe Heidts BrigadierS (CBSl.
930--MarCh of Time tCBSl.
9.45-MuSical Moments.
lO:00-Myrt and Marge tCBSl.
l0l5-NewS
o-ISham Jones orchestra tCBS).
l.00-George Olsen orchestra tCBSl
II 30-Guy 1ombardo orchestra tCBS).
II night-Sign of.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

Final tabulation of Hal Tottens
sectional all-star football poll will
be made public tomorrow night
over NBC-WEAF at $50 Mr..
Totten will announce the all-star
teams chosen from Eastern, Mid
western. Southern and Pacific
Coast colleges. The votes of fans
from all over the country have
counted in the poll Eleven play
crs will be chosen from each Sec
ton.
The Mills brothers, Art Kassel
and his band and Grace Dunn,
vocalist, will furnish the musical
portion Of the program.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

ID Ado stations who are tempt
~ ed to pirate news from pub
iications may be interested in a
Federal Court decision in Seattle.
There Station KVOS was enjoined
from pirating news. The court
said.
The public has an interest in
protecting the business of news
gathering and disseminating
agencies against the impairment
of their efficiency by the newt
able reduction of their business
income through the misappropria-
ting Of news.
such conduct Injuries news
papers in the performance Of a
public function and the conduct
OF legitimate business"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1935-12-26

The newest radio husband ana
wife act will be put on by Jane
FrOman and Don Ross from
Hollywood, starting some time in
February.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-05-27
The D. ]. on the Job.

Two cases of criminal extortion by
gangs, both on the West Coast, give
evidence that the fight against this
form of organized lawlessness, so
vigorously and successfully prosecuted
during the past two years, is not yet
ended. In one of these cases at
Tacoma, Wash, child has been
taken for ransom, placed at 5000, 900,
sum which suggests the identity of
the chief mover in the outrage. who
is known to have engaged in similar
enterprises in which this amount of
money has figured. In the other case,
at Pasadena, Calf, a banker was
warned that he would die if he did
not pay $4,000. In this second in
stance a trap was laid and one of the
extortionists was desperately. prob
ably fatally, wounded and captured.
In both of these cases the Federal
authorities are cooperating with the
local police. The resources Of the
Department of Justice are so extensive
and efficient that its participation in
the pursuit is an assurance that it
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-05-27
will be vigorously prosecuted, regardless,

will be vigorously prosecuted, regardless
of State boundaries, until results are
achieved. At present the family Of
the child kidnapped in Tacoma is en-
deavoring to secure his release through
the payment of the ransom demanded.
Even if that should be effected, how
ever, the Federal agents will hunt the
kidnapers with the greater determi-
nation because of the belief that the
promoter of this crime is rated as
one of the most desperate and dan
gerous men now at large
In view of the record of success
scored by the Federal Operatives in
these cases, especially since the enact
ment of the so-called Lindbergh law
extending the field of their effective
activities, it may not be doubted that
eventually, perhaps very soon, the
public enemy" now believed to have
planned and executed the Weyer-
haeuSer kidnapping will be caught or
slain in capture. For the ID. j." Is
making a record such as that which
distinguishes the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police. 1t gets its man"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-05-27
Fish on Friday.

II is feared that the Advisory Fish
Committee of the Department of
Commerce has proceeded under a
miSconception Of old American Gus
toms in formally recommending that
Thanksgiving day be changed TO
Tuesday instead of Thursday. The
committee merely went so far as to
argue that when a holiday falls on
Thursday fish consumption is de-
creased on Friday apparently be-
cause of the use of leftovers.
AS matter of fact. when turkey
is served on Thursday, canned salmon
or sardines or maybe Just beans
usually follow on Friday. because
cold turkey is being saved for Sun
day. Now-serve the turkey on Tues
day and what happens? Salmon or
Sardines or maybe just beans on We'd
neSday. cold turkey on Thursday,
turkey hash on Friday. turkey soup
on Saturday. turkey pie on Sunday.
turkey ad infinitum. In other words,
by Friday the turkey would just be
hitting its stride. What chance
would a poor fish have on Friday,
except in those homes where it is
served as matter of rite, not TO be
influenced under any conditions, tur-
key or no turkey?
What the Advisory Fish Committee
should have recommended. of course,
is code under which all leftover
turkey would be plowed under Thurs
day evening and another code re-
quiring that fish be eaten on Friday,
failure to do so being punishable by
a fine not exceeding 500 or thirty
days in jail or both That would be
in keeping with what is sometimes
known AS the Spirit of the Times.