The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-03-15
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We'll folks, the end of the deek is back again. As we gaze at the scores of last week we find that Aliens Fire Eaters won two from Ciprianos Hot Shots. Douglas Ding dong-doos going stranger than ever took threegames from Bansleben's Earbenders. They also set a new high team three of 1487; is was formerly 1485. ,.
 As the league Is coming to a close with only two weeks to bowl, we find Douglas leading the league by seven games. Allen is second, Cipriano third, and Bansleben in the cellar. Last weeks three games cinched the top position for Doug las. Congratulations! my fran. ; Individual honors for high single was tie between Joe Butcher and Tony Sacco with a score of 132. Tony captured high three with scores of IA, 132, 109 for a total of355.
 Our worthy president, Ira Lu- cas, just couldn't break the jinx last week. His scores were 86, Se, and 86 respectively. You didn't lose SC cents by any chance, did you, Ira?
 "If I had only gotten all the spares missed, I would have broken high single with ease" says Joe Boucher.
 The. result of the meeting of the prize and banquet committee at the home of Agnes Allen Is as follows: The eating of devils food caks by, one and the snitching of the same by others. Later on Var anelli and his bag treated the patients. E
 Nearing the end of the season there is always thought of every bowler-things that have happened in the past. Following are sugges- tions for appropriate gifts for each bowler, past and present, consid- ering their habits.
 Mary Douglas, a set of brake bands, she's too far ahead of the others.
 2-"Toni' Malario, a poke in the side and we'll know she's around.
 3-Helen Lawlor, something to start her laughing, Then some- thing to stop her.
 Aug Cipriano, a remedy for Q thump in her heart
 5-Helen Delaney, 8 bowling alley in her cellar.
 6-Madeline Calo, shorter all alley, much shorter.
 YTpv HrlI fvNcf a- tions in bowling by Wee Willie Carroll.
 s--Corrine Santo, something to show her how ii bowl like she cooks.
 9--Tony Sacco, four wheels and no brakes, so he'll get down on time. ~
 10-Vic Dougles, a box of matches to smoke in his pipe. He smokes more matches than tobacco.
 11--Joe Bouche. A trip to Ox- ford after bowling some Fir-nite.
 12-Ed Kalis, Q joke book. He'll be all out of jokes by next year. . 13-Ed Loftus, reserved. seat in the alleys for next season. Also an answer to What's the tttrac- tion?"
 14-Joey Datelle, budget plan.
 15-Willie Carroll a box to save his pennies to pay the preacher. Take good care of our Peggy.
 16-Bob Mulhern, a kiddie-car for a change from truckers. Some fun, eh! IT,
 17-Johnny Lacone, a cake of yeast for each foot so that he may raise in a crowd.
 18-Johnny Varanelli, a job with Barnum & Bailey as barker. Maybe you'll want a muzzle. Yes! No!
 19-Ira Lucas, a bag of kisses.
 2O-Eari Norton, twin brother to take his place the day after the banquet.
 21-Willie Baron, a pencil, cross word puzzle and then the "I don't know you' attitude.
 22-Frank Di Biose, a book en- titled Results of Indifference"
 23-Tim Daly. a silencer on his laugh, then maybe we'll all hear the pins fall.
 24-George Kulman. Honey didn't stick so why not try glue. 25-Joe Damalis. double coat of whitewash, so we won't know he's blushing.
 Thousands of years of time were wasted in tho last 12 months by traffic being delayed at the 6,StO