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Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
Automobile.

Sedm re II osob okupujfc1ch
diva automobily, poraneno by
10 kdyz tyto Sc V patek srazily
ma Fayette a Fulton ulicfch.
Re zen poranena byla Cathe-
rine O'Hare.
= Albert B. Phillips, 70lety,
usmrcen byl V patek automobi-
lem ma E. North a Brentwood
avenue. Automobil ffdil Ma
than Fields, cernoch.
William Walton Morrow,
35lety, kriticky byl zranen
kdyz jeho automobil vrazil v
nedeli do elektricke kary ma
York road nedaleko vjezdu do
Sheppard-Pratt nemocnice. By
la mt rozbita lebka a zranen
%vnitrne. Bydlel &. 1904 East
Preston ulice.
= Frank V. Kilbourne. zrf-
zenec vodarenskeho odboru
byl soudcem kriminalnfho SOU
du osvobozen z obzaloby. re
byl opily, kdyz doslo ku neho-
dc ma Fayette ulici a Fallsway
pred mesfcem. We prospech
jeho svedcilo sest policejnfch
zf1zencG re nebyl opilym.
Frank j. Katzen, jeho man
zelka a jedna re zen s mimi je-
douci, svedcily, re byl opilym.
NekteTf tvrdili, re Katzen sraz
ku zavinil.
Diva usmrcenf byli V au-
tomobilove nehode ma Wash
ington Boulevard kratce pred
p%ulnoc1 We stredu. Policii ne
bylo mono zjistiti podrobnos-
tt neStest1 do rama.
We ctvrtek rano panovala
domnenka, re automobil uklou
I'll ma silnici snehem pokryt6 a
vrazil do ohrady mostu pres
Patapsco feku u Elkridge.
Policie V Halethorpe udava,
re aspon dive zeny byly v ne
hode tie zran6ny. Udano jest,
re byli zam6stnani We Wash
ingtonu V hospode a .jejich jme
ma snad re jsou: Duke a But
Ter.
V 1tery ma Philadelphia
road zranen byl Harry Adler
re Shelter avenue, kdyz poma-
hal tlaciti porouchany automo-
bill We 600 blocku Philadel-
phia road. Strzen byl automo-
bllem Edwarda R. Parke z Per
ryville, Md. Neil dopraven
byti mohl do mestskych memo
chic, zemFeI.
V jin6 1ternf nehode pora-
men byl 81lety Thomas Fitzsim
mons taxicabem ma Franklin
ulici.
= Pod zarukou $1,000 dr.
Fan jest Paul Doxson, 37lety z
Dukeland avenue. Udan byl
re f1dil automobil, kdyz napi-
lynn byf. Byl zranen, kdyz je-
no automobil srazil Sc ma La
fayette avenue a Monroe ulici
s automobilem Johna j. Crum-
lish z n. Calvert ulice.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
Stfelili muze a zenu, kdyz ne
bYlo CO witt.

Ranami z revolver1 tff Ger
nochu kriticky zra6na byl gro
cerista, 43lety David KONG a
lehceji zranena jeho manzel-
ka. KONG strelen byl do "a
ludku, kdyz ma rozkaz bandi-
til Zdvihl ruce do vyse. Man
zelka, 40leta, strelena byla do
nohy, kdyz bandite marn6 hle-
dali pen1ze kapsach jejfho
sweatru.
Byla S manzelem samotna v
obchodu, {. 1906 Harlem ave-
nue., kdyz tTi mladf cernosi We
sli v pondelf.
Kdyz S prazdnou bandite z
obchodu ut1kali, zahlednuti
byli syny Konigovymi, 24letym
a 23letym, kterf pTijeli v auto
mobilu ku domu. Mladsf, Maui
rice skocil z automobile, adv
vessel do obchodu. Starsi, Mi
chael, v automobile pustil Sc
"a cernochy stihaje tyto po
ruznych ulic1ch. Ma ledem po-
kryte ulici, Carrollton, sklouzl
jeho automobil, cernosi vsko-
Gill do ulicky a v teto zmizeli.
David KONG, zemrel We sire
du v nemocnici.
= Zahy z vecera v pondelf
belossky zlodej vessel do gro
cern1ho obchodu v 900 blocku
Madison avenue a ukradl v
z cash registru $50 a
S12 klerkovi, Isaaku Shaffer.
Klerk v obchodu, jehoz ma
litelem je Benjamin Cohen,
byl samoten.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
nych paprskd pro blaho trpi

nych paprskd pro blaho trpf-
chic clovecenstva. V dobe,
kdy nebyla znamymi nebezpe-
c1 spojena S x paprsky, popa-
len byl. Vzdor vsem lekar-
skym pokus6m DIR. Deetjen
stall Sc trpitelem, pro nehoz
nebylo uzdraven1. Pc letech
b%olesti, odnata byla mu leva
ruka a nyn1 i prava stala Sc
skoro bezmocnou.
Vzdor tomuto trpitel sc ne
podal. We stTedu pred tydnem
Poole stareho nemeckeho IVY
ku pokusil Sc pTipraviti sv1cic-
ky ma Vanocn1 strom. Vosk
pojednou Sc vznal, vybuchl a
tezce bezmocneho doktora po-
pail ma obliceji a zmrzacen6
ruce.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27

Do sireho sveta
spolu kracet budeme,
zivot plny kras,
slava ceka mas.
Ia um6nf hvezdou jasnou
radi pGjdeme,
napln1me osud Stest1m
a s tou laskou v ceskem srdci
budme svorni jen,
pax nebude Cechoslovak
nikdy premozen -.
Dale zpfva UriaSek:
ia postavlm 81 domecek
a ma zahrad6 stromecek.
Baruska:
v domecku budu kolebat,
Stesti Sc Dude ma mas smat.
Zacatek divadla je stanoven
ma 3:15 odpoledne.
Tato zpevohra Dude Tfzena
reziserem p. A. CihlaTem. Po-
nevada je jiz nynf pc vstupen-
kach velka poptavka, budou
tyto dany do prodeje tento IT,
den. Vstupne je 4Oc, dftky zoe
vyhrazena mfsta O 25c vice.
Vstupenky jsou k dostan1 V OBJ
chodech: p1. A. Neuman, rob
Ashland a Washington ILL.,, p1.
A. Pokorna, rob Castle a Ea-
ger ul., pf. M. Rys, rob Madi-
son a Curley ul., V Sokolovne a
u vsech 1cinkujfcfch. Vyhra-
zene u p. JAZZ. R.. Cihlare, rob
Ashland g Luzerne ul.
UpT1mne vsem milovnik1m
divadla rad1me, opatTte 81 list
ky V cas-. Bude letos O Novem
Roce V Sokolovne naval nebot:
Mad nasf vesnicf
slun1cko swift,
smeje Sc slun1cko,
a von1 XVIII,
V daleky kraj jasot zazn1va,
vesnice Zpfva, vesnice zp1va.
Dop.
= Re svobodomyslne skoly
Aug. Herman sc oznamuje, re
Dude Vanocn1 nad1lka pro skol
nj d1tky V nedeli, dine 20. pro-
since. Program s detmi nacvi-
Gil pan ucitel Antonfn Cihlar.
Zacatek We 3. hodiny iodpol.
We skolnf budove rob Ashland
a\Glover ulic. PAM rodice ja-
koz i nase ceskoslovenska We
Fejnost jest t1mto pozvana k
hojne 1casti. Vstup kazdemu
volny. Patronat.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
$2,747 schovano We starem
dome.

We starem dome We 1900
blocku w. North Avenue poll
eli V patek nalezeno bylo ST.
747.51, kdyz v kuchyni male
zena byla mrtva Anna Miller,
83leta. Pr prohl1dce domu
pen1ze - strfbrne a-zlate ma
lezeny byly v r6znych koutech
Stafena lila v dome samot-
ma. Mrtvolu jejl nalezl jejf
SynOVec.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
Pet pomocnikI " bankovnim
podvodu usvedceno.

Pc osm dnf pet muzd bylo
souzeno vladimir distriktnim
soudem ma obzalobu, re poma-
hall Harry H. Hahn, byvale-
MI mfstopresidentu National
Central banky, v jeho podvod-
nych manipulated, jez dosa-
hly WISE $4,000.
Porotou usvedceni byli: Fen
ly T. Brown, John H. Johnson,
J. Edgar Richardson, Martin
G. Charles a Moses Haas.
Vsichni byli v r1znou dobu
1redn1ky Hartford koTalecni
destilerie. Brown byl presi-
dentem teto.
Navrh ma novy soud dan by1
obhajcem Brennanem a prav-
nikem, Charles RGzickou.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
Z~astTelen " blizkosti Hopkins
nem0cnice

StTeleny do zaloudku, kdyz
Sci We stfedu v bl1zkosti Johns
Hopkins nemocnice pc jedne
iodine pc p6lnoci, 23lety Hy-
man M. Brilliant, zemTel v ne
kolika minutach, kdyz vezen
byl kolem jedoucfm taxica-
benz do nemocnice.
Kdyz vstupoval do taxicabu
ma Broadway a Monument uli-
CT, Tek1 rfdici tohoto: "Byl
jsem tfikrate strelen cerno-
chem"
Bydlel V &. 1926 Orleans u
lice a byl jedinou podporou
sve ovdovele matky, peti bra
tff a sestry.
Pracoval pc cele dny a We
Ger navstevoval skolu. Gradu-
oval z Baltimore mestske kole-
je roku 1929.
DIE vseho, jak policie udala,
byl navstevou v dome prftelky-
ne, Sary Hawtof 900 blocku
Madison ulice.
Vzdor tomu, re Tekl, re sire
len byl trikrate, byla nalezena
jenom rama ma tele jeho.
V kapse jeho nalezeno bylo
1882 ma hotovosti a 3 centova
znamka. Tobolka byla nedot-
knuta.
Zamestnan byl American
Oil sp%olecnostf. StTelenf jest
pFedmetem vysetTovani.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
Melody zavinsne ohnem.

Jasper Robertson, 29lety
delnfk V dime ma Clinton a o.
Donnell ulic1ch m1sil padesat
galond lestidla ma bile boty We
800 galonove nadobe, kdyz
sm1senina pojednou Sc chytila
a ohen primo vrazil do oblice-
je jeho. Povstalym ohnem 40
jinych deln1kG vypuzeno bylo
z dilny podniku. Popaleny
d6lnfk dopraven byl do NEST
skych nemocnic S popalenym
oblicejem a rukama. Ohen v
dime vypukl kolem 4. hodiny
odpolednf V pondel1.
- Tehoz dine ohen spozoro-
van byl v lodi Montgomery CT
ty, zakotvena u pieru, {. 3. ma
Locust Point. LODI byla jen
lehce poskozena.
= DR.. Christian Deetjen, je-
den z prvn1ch pionyru K papr-
ski, popalen byl slime ma hla-
We a ramenou, kdyz V nadobce
naplnene rozpustenym voskem
vosk explodoval.
DR.. Deetjen, {. 1902 Eutaw
Place, jest dobre znamym spe-
cialistou v radiografii. Byl "a
KEN dra. Wilhema Roentgen.
objevitele X paprskG. V Anne
rice DIR. Deetien byl prvn1m,
ktery pracoval pomoc1 objeve-
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
Rok a den "a palenf.

Do vezenl ma rok a den kaz-
dy odsouzeni byli vladimir SOU
dem: Charles Alton Payne a
Martin Swami. Oba usvedce-
nj byli, re palili koTalku.
Payne "paliF' We Frederick
okresu a Swami v Prince
George okresu.
- James Novak a Reinhold
Otto Thomas, nedavno naTce-
nj, re NELL zasobu opia, popf-
rail- udan1 toto. Souzeni budou
6. ledna.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27

Eva Martz, 21leta veteran
ka re tf1 predchozich snatk16
behem ctyT rokd, dostala v
pond6l1 povolenf ku jejfmu
ctvrtemu snatku.
Kdyz parolovana byla 20
vyznani, re dopustila Sc dvoj~
zenstv1, sla do 1radovny pro
povolen1 ku snatku S .Cliffor-
dem Denis, jejfm nejnovejsfm
manzelem. Snatek S MIN drf-
We uzavfeny uznan byl neplat-
nym, ponevac mela manzela,
Franka E. Martz, cd n6hoz
rozvedena nebyla. Cd Martze.
dostala rozvod minuly tyden.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27

Obzalovany stTelec bez IL
cense, Lloyd B. Bosley z Refs
terstown, odsouzen byl ku po-
kut6 $40 a 1trat v Pikesville,
re lovil bez license.
Zatcen byl pred tydnem ma
Litter Luna farme, kdyz honil
s petit psy.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-12-27
M1stn1 zpravy.
z k~rajanskych kruhI.

MIN hTbitove pf. Anna F. Sla-
ma, manzelka Franka Slamy,
jez zesnula %. prosince. Po-
hFeb vypraven z domu, {. 1921
Chiffon ulice.
O pohrbu pTinesena Dude
zprava V budoucfm elsie listu.
- Dslnicky Vzdslavacf Spo-
lex "Pokrok" poTada velkole-
py "Sylvestr'' " Dslnickem Do
me, rob Madison a Rose ulic, "
Utery, 31ho prosince 1885.
Postal. Zasilani darkG! Vel
ka Iegrace az do konce! Ia
Gatek v 8 hodin vecer.. Hudbu
Tidi p. Alois Novotny Vstupne
40 cent? Kazdy jest uctivs
Evan.
= Telegram re Sokolovny !!
Vesnice zp1va,
vesnice hlahol1,
zpevem zaznfva
daleko do poll $500.
Ma Novy Rok 1886 sehraje
Dram. Odbor Sok. Jed. Blesk
vypravnou zp6vohru "Vesnice
zpiva". Tato novinka je hra-
ma We stare vlasti S velkym u
sp6chem pTi vyprodanych do
mech! Sokolsky Dram. Odbor
nelitoval nakladu, hru tuto o.
patTil a studuje S velikym "a
palem. V t6to ~zpevohTe Dude
1cinkovati pres 80 osob. Zpe-
Wy jsou mile, hTejn6, dyse z
Mich n6ha a prostota naseho
venkova. Kdo ma rad cesky
zp6v a ceskou hudbu, Dude ma
nejvyS uspokojen. UslyS1 SOLO
va cfsla, dueta, kvarteta a sbo-
rove zp6vy. A ten rozmily del!
Ma slavnost "Obzinky" Sci
de Sc mlada i stara chasa pred
hospodu Semi re Kouby (p. j.
Kaspar). Do slfcne jeho dcery
LiduSky, (p1. Jindriska Rezek-
Lutz) je zamilovan chudy hou-
slista Vojt6ch (p. A. Sochdrek)
syn domkaFe Klasa (p. F. Bou-
da). Klas pred valkou bohaty
sedlak, ale nadseny vlastenec,
vratil sc dom6 jake ceskoslo-
vensky legionaT. Mezit1m je-
no statek byl zkonfiskovan ra-
kouskou vladou a preset do u
kou bohat6 vdovy Balabanove,
(pf. A. Radkova). Senkyr Kou-
ba nepTeje znamosti Lidusky S
Vojt6chem, ponevadz by rad
ozenil svou dceru S Uriaskem,
(p. Jar. Mares), synem vdovy
Balabanove.
Mezi tim pFijede do vesnice
kocovnf cirkus. Jeho principal
byvaly rakousky nadporuc1k
PiSisvor Pisvejc (p. J. R. CT
hlaF) Sc svou spanilou dcerou
Pavlfnou Isl. S. Stetkova) yam
zazpfvajf:
Vzacn6 danny, vzacnf PAM,
w jsme tady z nenadan1,
naSe kumsty sveta dizzy,
nezTeli jste co jste zivi,
a koho to zaj1ma,
dnes vecer zac1na 1880. i
Kamarad Vojt6chGv, klarine-
tista VaSek Pacinka (p. A. CT
hlar) zamiluje Sc do Pavl1ny,
ktera mu hada z ruky jeho o.
sud:
z diane vasf budoucnosti,
osud nynf znam,
zadate svou dust certu,
z1nku hezkou dostanete.
ale zlou jak san,
nebude s nj veru zertG.
Jen il musfte poslouchat,
ona YAM k tanci Dude hrat,
a pfskat ma sv6j klarinet
to nebude smet,
zle by Sc yam vedlo hned.
StatkaT Kubfn, (p. V. Sevc1k)
je starry ~mladenec ,ktery mia
d1 z nestastne lasky odebral
Sc do ciziny, byse navratil ia
ko slavny virtues ma housle.
Koupf 81 panstvf a zije 1stra-
nj. Kubfn ujme Sc chudeho
houslisty Vojtecha. Sestra Vol
t6chova ticha a pracovita Ba-
ruSka, (p1. F. Maresova) oblf-
bf 81 odstrkovan6ho Uriaska a
nynf del Sc zacfna rozvfjet. O
zdravy humor postarajf Sc Pr
SiSvor PiSvejc a VaSek Pacin-
ka. Slyste jak Vasek a Pavli-
ma smySlf O naSem venkovskem
zivote:
Ma louce rosie travicka,
a V chl6ve buc1 kravicka,
kazdy ma svoje souzenf,
kazdy ma snad neco rad,
kdo touzf pc hezkem devceti
kdo touz1 pc lasky objetf,
must Sc, must Sc,
must sc obetovat 800.
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mists. 1t is all a matter Of To-
CALITY! You are granted-or
refused-a divorce according to
your ADDRESS.
With the crime situation be-
ing neatly cleaned up, 1t is high
time to tidy up the divorce laws.
Why can't our legislators get to-
gether and decide exactly who's
who in America?
After all, it is not the city or
the State in which they live that
is driving a woman to a sani-
tarium or a man to suicide. It's
the other party.
A woman can suffer just as
painfully from a black eye or a
left hook to the jaw in Carolina
as she can in California. She
can lose just as much sleep over
a philandering husband and
weep just as many tears over a
Sweet Adeline husband" in
New York as she can in South
Dakota. And a man can become
a nervous wreck from his wife'S
nagging or extravaganza or
burnt waffleS, just as easily in
Washington as in Chicago.
What has the fact that q man
or woman has been double cross
ing you or tormenting you or
getting in your hair. to do with
the fact that you live on Park
Avenue instead Of On Lakeshora
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the existing situation.
They believed that there was
sufficient traffic on the river to
warrant keeping a Coast Guard
boat tc patrol the water and
investigate cases similar to the
grounding of the District of
Columbia.
Furthermore. the District Of
Columbia carries no radio.
Although it traUerSeS the
Chesapeake Bay it, and other
ships on similar runs are not
required BY lGW to carry radio.
Dining recently on the same
party were Roy PeIletier and
Senator Huey P. Long, Of
Louisiana.
Pelletier, besides other &C.
complishments and possessions,
is known for his 1,000-acre farm
on the outskirts Of Detroit
where he raises a gigantic herd
of Shetland ponies.
Unlike the usual breeder OF
livestock he raises his ponies
at large expense but does not
sell them.
He giues them GtUdy. To
children Who haze facilities
for caring for the ponies but
are unable to buy them, Pei
letter makes presents OF the
four footed pets.
In 1905 Pelletier was first
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CZariSm, imperialism, ConStltu"
tional monarchies and constitu-
tional republics, revolutions and
reaction. I am thoroughly ia
miliar with feudalism and COM
mercialism, and I have seen
something of the trial forms of
patriarchism as they are still
being practiced in many distant
parts of the world. Having tabu-
lated and classified and studied
all their pros and cons in q
most careful way, my inventory
still comes to the very definite
conclusion that our own system
is by far the best for all our
present needs and future aspira-
tionS.
Granted, for the sake of ar.
gument, that the Russians in
Is years time have done more
for public education and the
care of the children than the
old regime had done in a thou
sand years, do they think that
they could ever be happy in a
country where ten, a hundred.
or a thousand people could be
lifted out Of their beds overnight
to be shot in the morning for
a crime that was never eX-
planned?
Granted that Hitler had per-
formed the miracles which none
Of his predecessors, not even
the medieval emperors, had
been able to do and had really
united Germany into a single
country, and that this was a
good thing for all concerned,
would they like to be told how
to eat, drink, think, march,
work, sleep, by a horde of cal
lous boys in shabby brown cot
ton suits, who had the right to
tell them how to eat, drink,
think, work or sleep, because a
vague mystic without any par
ticular experience Of this world
had given them the right to
lord it over their fellow-citizens?
EACH CHOOSES
Granted that the trains in
Italy today run on time and
that the beggarS have disap-
peared from the streets of
Naples, would they like to see
their children Of 6 be educated
in the belief that the Lord had
created the human race for the
ultimate purpose of becoming
cannon-fodder and fertilizer.
This is a free world. Every
nation is entitled to the sort Of
government it prefers.
But I have made my annual
inventory, and I know what I
want. I hope to see a great
many changes during the next
IL months, for there is room for
improvement and something to
boot. I am more than willing
to do my share. Because, when
all is said and done, I still
firmly believe in our own form
Of government.
The best of luck to all our
neighbors in their neat brown
and black and orange shirts.
Perhaps overalls are not as ele-
CANT as those shirts. But as for
me, shall stick to the oVeralls.
Copyright. 1888. by King
Features Syndicate 1nc.a
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ONbu1dUCN 6bA4N
at the end the owner of the
business is presented with bales
of paper which show him ex-
actly where he stands.
It is an expensive business
and, strictly speaking, such an
inventory is merely a waste of
time and effort and money.
Yet it is an indispensable part
of the game. Without a regular
annual or semiannual inven-
tory, no factory, no shop, no
nation could hope to survive.
That is why ministers of the
Gospel at this time of the year
are very fond of preaching SER
mons which describe the neces-
Sity of regular spiritual stock
taking for all human beings.
An excellent thing.
I would like to go one step
further and urge all citizens
Of our republic to sit themselves
down for about an hour, some
time during the first part of
January, and to review the past
IL months, to review the history
and the adventures of all other
countries during the last year,
and then to ask themselves the
question:
"IS our form Of government
really the sort of government
we want? Or would we be hap
pier under a dictatorship? And
If so, would we like to have
FaScism Of the German or Italian
variety, or BOlshevism Of the
Russian kind?"
EVEN so
I have taken just such an in
ventory for my own benefit.
have compared the many evils
of our Slow-moving and often
highly inefficient representative
form Of government with the inf
nitely more decisive methods en-
ployed by many of our neigh
borS, and I have come to the
conclusion that all in all and
by and large and taking every
thing into consideration, I con-
tinue to prefer our own system
over that Of all other countries.
Not that I fail to see the
dreadful and waSteful errors of
our own system. Not because I
have any respect for that absurd
and childish dogma Of Right or
wrong, my country!" I see and
clearly realize the inherent
weakness Of a form Of gov
eminent that leaves 50 many
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Listen, World!
By Elsie Robinson

cruelty and suffering. And If
those Big Shots can take 1t, I
guess I can.
So, despite spit balls. I'm dar-
ing to say that I would rather
have been one of that kneehng,
weeping multitude, than to have
written the greatest story or
piled up the fattest fortune IN
our land today.
And though no one has less
right to give out inside informa'
ton on heavenly doings than
my unworthy self, I'm willing to
bet that a new and lovely light
broke through long darkness
when those sobs were heard
Deserving to die? Who isn't?
Fit to live? Who is? Such q
little time since we all were
blood-smeared Gains. Just q
few months since mothers held
UP their babies to watch two
men strangling, in San Joses
Cal. Everywhere, still. cruelty
that would shame . jungle
beast!
But at least $50 men An4
women have dared to weep AZ
that cruelty. . dared to bow in
shame at the stupidity which
caused it. Snivelling sentimen.
tality? NO! Clear-eyed 1ntelll'
gence-at last!
GREATER SIN
FOR WHY SHOULD WE BE
SURPRISED OR SHOCKED
IF SOME KILL THROUGH
HATE. WHEN MANY LIVE
OPENLY BY 1T? AND WHY
SHOULD WE PUNISH A
BROKEN MIND THAT MUIR
DERS IN DEL1R1UM, WHEN
MANY, VICIOUSLY S A N E,
DO WORSE THAN MURDER
YET GO UNTOUCHED? AND
WHO ARE WE, WHO HAVE
DRIVEN so MANY TO DE-
SPA1R, III JULIE OING LES
PERATE SOUL IN ITS HOUR
OF FRENZY?
It is sinful to steal and kill.
But it is a greater sin to build
and perpetuate a social order
which breeds crime and crimi.
nals-which tolerates n d
profits by conditions which
make crime inevitable.
And the truly "vicious sem
timentalists" are not those who
weep, through shame and pity
but those who refuse to seek
the source of our infection.
those whose only answer to
murder is MORE MURDER.
(Copyright, 1885, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1935-01-10
MARRY-GO-ROUND
BIZ Helen ROULGnd

Drive or Hollywood Boulevard?
Or in Mexico?
Lots Of Mexican widows who
have Mexi-canned their hus-
bands on perfectly good and
legitimate grounds are now
trembling in their high-heeled
pumps. Because, unless you have
LIVED in Mexico, and eaten the
tortillas, and burned your
mouth with red-pepper, and sat
up all night in bed wishing the
mandolins and guitars would
stop playing-it may be mo
dice" Which means that you
are illegitimate, anywhere north
Of Guadalajara or Sonora.
It's all a matter of geography,
you see!
There is, of course, a great
difference between Mexican
legislation and legislation in the
United States. Those Mexican
legislators are very tender
hearted and lenient toward suf.
fering husbands and wives but
UP here we reserve all our ten
derneSS and lenience for our
criminals. No matter HOW good
The Washington times., 1935-01-10
The Greatest Show
On Earth
BIZ John Snure, J.

secretary to Henry Ford, auto
mobile monarch. and was with
him in the years when the Ford
stock skyrocketed to unbeliev-
able heights.
Long needs no introduction.
It now develops that Long
and Ford have one thing, at
least, in common.
They both play the jewsharp.
It is their favorite musical
instrument.
Both use the same "stroke"
to produce the tone from the
instrument and when moments
are dull each one can produce
a serenade that pleases.
Apparently, that is their only
common ground.
One of our brisk young Sena-
tors, back to town for the open
ing of Congress, rushed over
to George Boyd, guardian Of
the Senate cash, the other day
and announced:
Hope you've had q pleasant
year, GeOrge!"
Boyd, a former Washington
police officer, responded:
"Sure 1 did. First I lost
money in the market. A close
friend of mine whom 1 had
known for 30 years was drowned
when he fell overheard from my
boat.
Then someone sank my boat,
which cost plenty.
Zone night a man came to
my home, saw some sweep
stakes tickets and said he'd been
trying to get one for his wife.
Il gave him a ticket. The
one 1 kept paid nothing.
"The mans wife got $1,000.
eyes, Senator, it was a fine
year."
After all the fanfare about
Joseph w. ByrnS, of Tennessee,
hGUtng been elected Speaker of
the House. it seems that some
of his colleagues haze not been
informed of the fact.
Recently. Representative
Compton L. White, of Idaho,
stepped aboard a House eleva-
tor. He demanded:
"Take me to Speaker Rain
ey's floor"
Speaker Rainey having died
some months ago, the operator
was somewhat startled. but
took Mr.. White to the House
floor.
Mr.. White returned and the
operator askeds
did you talk to the
Speaker"
White replied:
eyes, I had q nice confer
ence with Speaker Rainey!"
Copyright, 1885, The Washington TimeS)
The Washington times., 1935-01-10
Let Us Take Inventory of OlGl
Governmental System
Hendrix Willem van Loon

children who happen to be my
compatriots.
Don't strike up the band and
don't hoist a thousand flags.
It will be time enough for pub
lie jubilations when we shall
have proceeded to the point
when every one of our fellow
citizens is assured of at least
two decent meals a day and a
roof over his head, and also a
fair degree of leisure. But in
this day of doubt and despond-
ency would like to say this:
During my two score and ten
years have lived under every
conceivable form of government,