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The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
WATCH YOUR
KIDNEYS!
Be Sure They Properly
Cleanse the Blood
yNU-8I

VOUR kidneys are constantly FL
L tering impurities from the blood
stream. But kidneys get function
ally disturbed-lag in their work
fail to remove the poisonous body
wastes.
Then you may suffer nagging
backache, attacks Of dizziness,
burning, scanty or too frequent
urination, getting up at night,
swollen feet and ankles, rheumatic
pains; feel "all worn out"
Don't delay! For the quicker you
get rid of these poisons, the better
your chances of good health.
Use Dodn'S Pills. D0dn'S are for
the kidneys only. They tend to pro-
mote normal functioning Of the
kidneys; should help them pass OF
the Irritating poisons. Dodn's are
recommended by users the country
over. Get them from any druggist.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01

can't answer. WIZ you answer IL
Tor me? The question is. what
dld Noah say when he heard the
storm approach
Sincerely.
INA KIDD.
Answer: Everybody should know
those famous words. When Noah
heard the storm approach he put
his hands behind his ears and hV
said ARK Ark 20
q tho Associated Suwnpapsra
WNE Service.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
PETER DISCOVERS
SNOWFLAKE

u OUCH BROTHER NORTH
~ WIND hurried up one biz cloud
after another. and tate IA the after
noon white, feathery fakes came
drifting out az the sly. Peter Rab.
bit sat tight IN the dear Old Brlar
Patch. All night he remained
sluaitinE just inside the entrance
t. an old hole Johnny Chucks
grandfather had dug a long time
ago IN the middle q the dear old
Briar Patch. Some time before
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01

age of your favorite candy. When
feeling ready TO drop with fatigue
eat a piece of candy and see how
quickly you are popped up. 1t will
drive away that exhausted feeling
and give you plenty of energy TO
carry on. Sugar is one Of the
worlds greatest energy foods. The
hundreds of pounds of candy that
were consumed by Admiral Byrd's
men during their long Antarctic
winter viii testify to its value.
G Western Newspaper Union
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01

nUITE a social gathering can
- D. depended oa when dr. and
Mrs ChimpanEec entertain their
relatives az tea In their Detroit
apartment The entire family is
being trained for public appear
ances az the ZOO thcnter next
spring. and the occasional tea
party Is the only relaxation the
young thespians get from the tir-
lnE rehearsal routine.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
A Precaution

Old Lady Cooking at submarine
In dock)-And doesn't that gun on
deck get wet when you submerge?
Sailor-Oh, no, ma'am! When we
submerge one o. the sailors holds
an umbrella over it-Pearson's
Weekly.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
Do you
tire easily?
y no appetite
y losing Weighr
= nervous
= pale
then don't gamble with your body

Why not reason out the cause of
this unnatural condition?
Your first thought may be, 81 must
eat more" That's not all. You should
enjoy what you do eat. Frequently,
the blood cells are low and this,
perhaps, is what makes you feel weak.
If this is your trouble the stomach
may not be calling for sufficient food.
Test to eat may be lacking. But what
a difference S.S.S. makes when taken
just before meals. Just try It and
notice how your appetite and diges-
ton improve.
S.S.S. stimulates the flow of gastric
juices and also supplies the precious
mineral elements so necessary in blood
cell and hcmo-glo-bin up-building. Do
try 1t. 1t may be the rainbow you need
to brush away present encouragement
over your health condition. CS.S.s. Co.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
Mineing Lane, London

The name Of MincIng Lane. Lon.
don, Is derived from the "mynches," :"
as the nuns OF ST. Helena. Bishops
gate. who owned property there.
were called.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
MOTHER
COOK BOOK

various fiayors. binds them into
harmonious whole and enriches the
color.
When starting out for a day o.:
shopping buy or carry a small pack
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
YOU'RE NEXT

"well. no one can say anything
but good about her"
"No; let's talk about somebody
else"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
QUESTION BOX
. b, ED WYNN, The Perfect Fool

sunday. / have some lessons 10 dC
for next Sunday: one question
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01
Eternal Round

No sooner do they get the athletes
Off the gridiron than they begin put
ting the coaches on the pan.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-02-01

LanvIn selected a bold brown
and tan check for this stunning en-
sefnble The bodice Of the twopiece
dress Is finished az the waistllne
with n stitched band Of the mate
rial. Capes are the rage this season.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
EDITORIAL PAGE
anu
FEATURES
WEEDlNG THE MOTORISTS

Arizona has shown q startling example
to the rest Of the states by It's action in
canceiing all automible drivers, licenses,
effective September j, after which time
licenses will only be issued To those who
can pass a stiff examination
If the plan Is adhered to- and favoritism
is not permitted to slip in on those tests,
there may be fewer automobiles in Ari-
zona but those which are viii be operated
much more carefully than Is generally the
case with motorists.
1t is common knowledge that there are
many persons now driving cars who are
not fitted to do So with any great degree
of safety. Il Is practically impossible
for some TO coordinate the action of
hands, feet eye and mind so that all will
be under complete control. which is a
prime requirement for safety Again,
the ability to make the right judgment
in the split second of time which the
speed of a travelling automobile permits,
is entirely beyond the mental capacity
Of many who are now permitted to sit at
the wheel Of powerful machine.
In the face Of our frightful national
traffic toll, and despite the acknowledge
ment that only q small number Of TRACE
dies are due to mechanical defects. little
or nothing has been done to weed cut the
faulty drivers. We have contented our
selves with spreading around a certain
amount of propaganda, much Of which is
ignored by those with the proper mental
capacity to be trusted with an automo-
bile and is absolutely non-eXistant so far
as the mental incompetents are con-
cerned.
1t is a serious situation and one which
will require much thought to find the
proper method of prevention and correc-
ton. Arizona has taken on q gigantic
and decidedly unpopular method of find
ing out what can be done The law per-
mits all to purchase automobiles, and if
another law forbids the purchaser to use
that which he has bought, there IS bound
to be trouble. The success Of the Ari-
zona experiment will be watched with
deep interest in other states
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
DOCTORS, FIREMEN AND EVEN
SALLY RAND H00T At NUDITY

answered that the anti-nightie idea
has no basis of fact and that, this
being the nutty season, one can eX-
pect almost anything in the way of
neWfangled nonsense.
DR.. Herman Bundesen, president
Of the Chicago board of health, said
that nudity per Sc cannot be con-
sidered CT benefit either to beauty
OF health.
It probably, he suggested would
bring you nothing but goose pim-
rles and chilblains.
Chief Fire Marshal Michael j.
Ccrrigan, an imaginative sort Of
fellow. said that while sleeping un-
adorned probably wouldn't be class
flied as a fire hazard, it might lead
to some unhandy situation.
Just consider" he said. what
would happen if we had an early
morning apartment house fire and
there was rescue work to be done.
Imagine he said a fireman
ecrambjing up a ladder with a hose
no2zle in one hand and bath robe
in tie other"
Sally Rand, quite adept at ex-
pressing herself from behind a fan
or q speakers rCstrum, said the
ioea sounds a bit disgusting" and
added
I'm glad I'm a fan dancer in
g,Gad OF a burglar
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
Bedtime Stories
BY HOWARD E. GARRIs

slept Buster and the soldier boys
had great fun in the woods. They
marched back and forth, starting
when Buster blew his whistle one
way and stopping when he blew his
whistle a different way.
Now we'll have a camp Buster
said after a while. Wen pretend
we're soon going to fight, but before
we fight We'll rest in camp. And we
must have some sentries."
SentriCs
What are sentries?" asked Jackie
Bow Wow
sSentries are guards to tell the
others when the enemy is coming, "
said Buster Jackie, you can be
sentry and so can Peetie. You must
march up and down in front of our
camp and if you hear any one com
ing through the woods. you must
call Haiti and then you must shoot
your gun and I will come with my
soldiers and we'll fight the enemy"
But I haven't any gun" said
Jackie.
This stick is your gun said Bus
ter giving each puppy a long
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
SOTO Tells
OF ECONOMIES
FOR MOTORIST.

Motorists who watch their gas
budgets should watch the speedom-
cter if they want to get real gaso-
line economy. according to w. A.
Hilman, director OF service for the
De Soto Motor corporation.
Excessive speeds cost the motor
ist as much as 25 per cent more
gasoline per mile" Milman said.
TESTS have proven that the aver
age car will perform at its highest
gasoline efficiency between the
speeds Of 30 and as miles an hour"
Hilman pointed out that while
high speed is the chief of the gaSo-
line robbers, over choking and faul-
ty acceleration also take an ex-
pensive gasoline toll.
"A choked car uses four or five
times as much gas as car that is
nElctitSinE normally Therefore,
the driver of a ear without auto
matte control who is interested in
economy will leave the choke out
no longer than absolutely necessary.
The automatic choking device
which is standard equipment on the
new De Sotos has cut this loss
through over choking down to a
minimum, regardless of weather.
Controlled by a thermostatic de-
vice the automatic choke allows full
choking when the engine tempera-
ture is below 10 degrees. AS the
engine warns up, the thermostatic
action Regulates the choke valve
permitting just the right degree of
fuel richness for efficient and eco
nomical operation.
If a car owner is budget con-
scicus' he will be wise to give up
the pastime of racing away from
The traffic lights when they change.
High speeds in first and second
gear mean more reyolutions-an
more gasoline consumption The
careful driver will get into high
Gear as quickly as possible and stay
there.
There are several points that the
average driver may overlook in his
quest for economical operation,
which are important:
/. Soft tires mean added fric-
tion-added friction means wasted
power. Wasted power means wasted
gasoline.
- r. weak battery can be a drain
n gasoline, for when the battery
is weak the motor may turn over
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
MAN AND WIFE
KILLED BY CAR
AT SAN DIEGO

SAN DIEGO, Calf, Aug. Is. U.P)
While their two children watched,
Mariana King, 46, was killed in
stantly and his wife, Rose, fatally
injured when struck down by an
automobile as they walked along a
highway late last night police re-
ported today
Mrs. King died today in a hospi-
tai here. The two children, Mari
ano, Jr., II, and Herbert, 13, were
uninjured.
Franklin Chapman, said by po-
lice to have been driver ofsmachine
said he saw the children but was
blinded by the lights of another
car and did not see their parents.
He swerVed to miss the children, he
said, and did not see the parents
until too late to avoid hitting them.
King, a fisherman, was dragged
more than $50 feet, investigating
officers said.
Chapman was held on a charge
of manslaughter.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
Year Old GiUen
SeUere Beating

SACRAMENTO. Cal, Aug. Is. U,H
"A 13 year old boy who was held
in the detention home today after
ne had inflicted a beating on his
-year-old brother tearfully eX-
planned:
Il just wanted to make him go
to sleep"
The infant was covered with
blood, his face and body marked
with welts, when police who had
been called W neighbors entered
The house. Physicians said the
child would recover.
The older brother will be exam
med by a psychopathist.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
UNCLE WIGGHY'S SOLDIER
BOYS

Sometimes Uncle Wiggily, instead
Of going adyenturing would sleep in
& hammock beneath the trees in the
woods on the shore Of Green Lake
| where ne was spending his Summer
vacation. Often when the old rabbit
gentleman was resting thus, some
Of the boy rabbits CT their chums
would shake the hammock, awaken
/ Mr.. Longears and say to him;
Tell us what to do to have fun.
why don't you play with your
dous?" Uncle Wiggily would ask.
Dolls! Dolls!' exclaimed Buster
We boy rabbits don't play with
dolls! They are for girls"
ooh, that's so, Uncle Wiggily
would say. opening his eyes. L
guess 1 was half asleep when 1 told
YOU tnat. Well. if you want to have
fun wly don't you play soldiers. Be
soldier rabbit boys march and
shoot stick guns and shout Bang!
Bangl and that viii keep you busy.
It viii also give me chance to
sleep saio Uncle Wiggily. He
whispered tbs last to himself so
the bunny boys didn't hear.
"Ill Be- CAPTAIN
Buster and his brothers and
chums thought playing soldier boys
would be fine fun. They wondered
thty hadn't thought OF it themselves
and Buster said.
III be captain. I have a whistle -
All right, agreed the others. The
reason they let Buster be the CAP
tain was on account OF his whistle
The animal boys knew that captains
OF real soldiers give their orders and
commands by blowing on whistles
instead of shouting.
Come ont Follow mel" ordered
Buster, blowing his whistle.
Away marched the rabbit soldier
boys and with them marched Jackie
and Peetie Bow Wow the puppies,
who were visiting them, and also
Tommie and Joie Kat.
Now / can 60 to sleep again,
said Uncle Wiggily, giving himself
a push in the hammock. While ne
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

branch Nov, on guard" And he
blew his whistle again.
Jackie and Peetie guarded the
camp while the rabbit soldiers pre-,
tended to go to sleep. All Of a sud
den Jackie heard a noise in the
woods. Haiti he barked. Bang!
Bang! Bang! He fired his stick
gun.
Get ready to fight the enemyl"
shouted Buster, blowing his whistle
loudly. Up jumped all the play SOL
diers But there was no enemy. It
was Uncle Wiggily coming to camp
with good things to eat-peanuts
and loIlypops. These are our ra-
tons said Buster call in the
guards The war is oyerl" He blew
his whistle again and then the SOL
diers began TO eat. It was lots of
iun.
And please don't let the rubber
ball bounce up and hit the potato
salad and then I can tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and The city
rabbit.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
Your Dream OF Romantic Adven-
tIIre Come Truei Free Tickets!

cts will reward the readers who are
first with the clearest and most
logical reasons why they picked that
particular Jean Harlow picture
Mail your answer to China Seas"
Editor, care OF this paper, imme-
diately.
China Seas" is the first produc-
ton On the 1885 presentation
schedule Of United Artists Theatre
and naturally that house plans to
make a gala event of this Metro,
GoldWyn-Mayer saga of the seas.
Come-travel the highroads Of
adventure and romance with Clark
Gable, Jean Harlow and Wallace
Beery in China Seas'-when il
will be shown at United Artists ON
August 18-19-20.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

Clark Gable and Wallace Beery-
and at the other point OF the eter-
nal triangle is Jean Harlow as the
blonde, sinuous siren known the
length and breadth Of the seas as
the China Doll"
It's an entertainment feast for
you with love- adventure, mystery
and action served in generous
courses for your screen delight.
And it's easy to see these three
great stars together in China
Seas!" You simply check in one Of
the squares above the picture IN
which you considered Jean Harlow
most eXcitingly romantic-and then
tell us why in not more than 100
words.
Twenty-Five pairs of guest tick
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
.9ZO.O.NcInfyre

NEW YORK. Aug. Whispers
OF great bravery on the part Of
one of the most celebrated Of the
young men about town, Billy
Leeds, continue to percolate from
those outer fri1ges OF the world
known as the South Sea Islands.
Leeds shakes his head and boots
stories Of his yalor
IS one story goes. Leeds on O
yacntiug cruise around the world.
stopp5 off at one of the remote
islands. 1t was such an idyllIc dot
ia a far-aWay W9IId that q stay Of
two days was extended into several
weeks and Leeds became very pop
ulaI with the PolEuesiaus
So much so ne was made an hon
Crary member Of the tribe. slept in
q special nut hunted i.slad and
swan with them. He arrived only
q short while before an annual
three-day tribal celebration and
was implOred to remain and be Iu-
Quoted into the ceremonies.
He yielded before he had learned
that much of the ceremony led up
to religious frenzy that was cl-
NAKED by self torture Leeds drawn
into the mess. determined TO see it
through and did. Auoua the agon-
les he enlured. it ia said was the
tatoong OF a tigers head on his
chest with q sharks tooth.
I had a closeup Of New York.
notorious vice queen. Polly Adler
recently ia court She was the per
sonification OF the tabled GLOSSY
iady. dressed in The Broadway.
smart fashion. reei1ine of beauty
pailor ministfatioas and q voic
with that thin husk that suggests
cigarettes raw gin and late hours
Ia ihe background of every ena-
meled lady's life is almost invar
iAhly the oily figure 10 whom Ia,
whom the Woman pays and pay
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

gladiators were locked in a cave
man struggle Of eye-gouging and
bone-bending, they suddenly fell
apart in exhausted relax. = leather
lunged voice shouted. "Talcum
powder please. Thev are chafingl'
Shooting saYiIe Row note. John
Chapman discovers that VIII Ma
hony, crack clog dancer. Who has
been q year IL London. recently
sent his handy man TO Broadway
for a suits Of ready-to-Wear
clothes.
Thingum85cbs: Clay Morgan.
crack press agent for the ships. was
once q repertoire actor ... Tony
Canzoneri's shirts are the final
word in awning stripes The
RialtO's theatrical low for the sum
mer was d week with only 6 plays
running -. Verne Porter's fierce
English bulldog IS afraid OF a fly
swatter Dwight Fiske. ribald
song singer. is the rage Of London
The Prince of Wales applaud
ing r.. Elsie Janis discovered Lou
Holtz singing in a San Francisco
restaurant .. Vincent Sheeau
Personal History" author is the
most SOUGHT writer in Hollywood
... Hes in Rome.
They were indGlgiug one Of those
handshakins spluTges at the curb
edge near Helen Gould's home -
each embarrassed by an inability 10
let 20 From a bus top smartie
yelled. Change partners and do
ST do"
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
BY EVERETT HOLES
United Pre- staff Correeponder

UnifCd FrC STaIf I0TT-V VVJHWeHV
CHICAGO, Aug. 15.-The board
Of health, the fire department and
tie stage today hooted down, with
a chorus OF pooh-poohs, q claim of
the American Cosmeticians' asso-
ciation that sleeping in the raw
IS an aid to beauty.
Mrs. Ruth D. Maurer, director of
the cosmeticians' new idea depart
ment, told American women to toss
away their nighties and apiamas
forthwith.
Sleep entirely unde, 50 the pores
Of the body can breathe more free
ly." she told 5000 assembled beauty
experts.
The American Medical association
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
President Plans
Week-End Trip

WASHINGTON. Aug. IS. UP) -
President Roosevelt will leave to-
night for Hyde Park, n. Y the
summer White House. where he
viii spend the weekend.
Work. as. usual will be on Mr..
RooseVelt's schedule although he
will take time out Saturday after
noon to attend a birthday party IN
honor Of Franklin. Jr, who viii be
q.
Mr.. Roosevelt win be back IN
washington Monday morning.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

and pays. There's something path
etc the way their dominant al
fections are always misplaced In
yariably generous. their Windup
follows a set pattern - broke.
friendless, a cell. Polly was no eZ-
ception.
And they were talking At Joe
Moore's of @ nashy lady VINO ap-
pears at the Colony now and then
with heavily kOhled eyes and the
goriest nails to date. The modern
maidi Yet M .yre lroughg out Cha
teaubriand's Itinerary from Paris
To Jerusalem written in 1906 and
read this. The women Of Athens
have adopted the custom Of paint
mg around their eyes IN blue .
and the ends OF their fingers l-
red. Thus the gals are l29 years
behind the times!
JACK Curley's wrestling maJche
bring out the most thoroughly
masculine crowd the metropolis O.
lers. They come 10 see q human
massacre and anything short o..
violent torture inspires the rousius
razz. IN the smoky haze. fetid with
alcoholic fumes. many suggest
those shadowy, brutal figures Of
the George Bellows fight pictures.
Hairy Ieering. bull-necked Be
tween bouts they deg9ur uncooked
hamburger sandwiches sWig from
Jagged necks Of knOcked-off bot
tie tops and constantly pok- scrap
tobacco into their Jaws. Every
wrestling match brings cut its CRY
Of .Fakel" But biting ears and
fingers until they bleed and butting
into a stomach with a flying leap
cannot be faxed.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

Published every evening Except Sunday By The
Imperial Valley Press. Inc 625 State street
q Centre California. ". c. Costello. business
manager Telephone Is. business office; TOO edi-
torial department. Ful leased wire United Press
Associations.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
LINOTYPE WITHsTANDs FLOOD

GRFENVILLE, Mo. UP - The
Greenville Sun boasts a sturdy
linotype. When the st. Francis
river went on a rampage it filled
The Sun office. After the waters
receded, the machine was wiped
off and was ready for use.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

many times before it starts. Each
time it turns over it takes extra
gasoline into the cylinders.
3. Oil company engineers figure
that if a single spark plug is lying
down on the job a car is wasting
from II to 16 cents out of every
gasoline dollar.
Aside from these gas robbers, 1t
Is also well to remember the better
known factors of economical opera
ton such as carburetor adjustment.
properly functioning cooling sys-
tenn and proper fabrication"
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
SOUTHERN CALITORNIA

Fair tonight and Friday but oV-
ercast near coast night and morn
ing, normal temperature, moderate
northwest wind off the coast.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

SUBSCRIPTION RATES - Delivered by carrier,
per month, IS cents; by mail, SO cents per month
IN advance. Entered at E Centre, California post
office as second class matter Member California
Newspaper Publishers Association. M. c. Mogen-
son. national advertising representatives.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16
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LOS ANGELES AND VICINITY

Fair tonight and Friday with
overcast night ana morning; tenn
perature and humidity near sea-
sonal normal; gentle to moderate
wind, mostly southeast TO south
west.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

Imperial Valley summer bachelors
at least have no interest in this argu-
ment Of whether pajamas and night
gowns are healthful
Imperial Valley press., 1935-08-16

If anyone has time to take a day off,
he probably can study this social secur-
ity law and find out what it IS all about.