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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22
Greatest Show On Earth
BIZ John Snure, J.

aZways be able to wear fresh
garments.
While he was INDUCING in his
tOiletries his secretary was read
ing aloud to him from the pom
derOus blinds Precdents."
Although more than 10 years
of age, Representative Edward
Thomas Taylor, majority leader,
is one of the most active mem.
bers of the House.
The tall, slender, white-hGired
leader moUeS around among his
flock like an evangelist bring
ing the sinners to the fold. IT
they do not tollotU, he seldom
goes back. hoWeDer, to persuade.
True it is that he has made
for himself a wall of discomfort
in some quarters. He apparently
does not believe at his age that
he should be forced to placate
and cajole younger members.
And, being used to placation
and cajolery, some of the more
youthful members of the herd
object to rough-riding methods
learned by the majority leader
when he was on a stock ranch
back in Kansas some years ago.
Taylor moves on, however, in
the best way he knows to Sc
cure action on the AdminiStra-
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Listen, World
BIZ Elsie Robinson

ton. DID YOU EVER GO
CAMPING WITH A MAN? I
have. The six of us go camping
together every summer. And
believe me, if you want to find
out how superior mans intel
ligence is just take him camp
ing. You'll be surprised.
my husband and his brother
and cousin are all very success
full men in their lines of work.
My husband is a lawyer, his
brother is a real estate man,
and his cousin works in a
brokers' office. They are, all
three, lively, bright young men,
making rapid progress in their
various lines. And whenever we
begin to discuss our annual
camping trip they attack the
problem with their customary
vigor.
According to them, they're
the worlds greatest woodmen.
They are always buying some
thing for camp When we start
out in our three machines we
look like a travelling tin shop.
And they have the most wonder
full schedules and programs
laid out for camp life. They
always assure me that I won't
have a thing to do except take
a nice long rest. Oh, yes!
well, any Woman who has
ever gone camping with men can
tell you the rest of this story
without half trying. The truth
is that when we once get into
camp those men are about as
useful as a basket of pups.
ENOUGH FOR RIOT
All their schemes and contri-
vanceS are just nuisance. Of
course they're willing to do any,
thing. But if you have an atom
of sense you won't let them try.
FOR MEN CAN ONLY DO
THINGS IN ONE WAY.
THEY MAY BE WONDER
FULLY EFFICIENT IN THEIR
PARTICULAR JOBS, BUT A
WOMAN HAS MORE PRACTI-
CAL COMMON SENSE IN HER
LITTLE FINGER THAN A
MAN HAS IN HIS WHOLE
BODY.
"IF A MAN STARTS TO PUT
UP A CLOTHES LINE HE HAS
TO HAVE A COMPLETE SET
OF TOOLS AND THE WHOLE
CAMP WAITING ON HIM. AND
HE TAKES HOURS TO DO TT.
BUT A WOMAN WILL FIX
THE WHOLE THING IN 20
MINUTES WITH A PIECE OF
STRING AND A COUPLE OF
NAILS"
There's more, much more, to
Carolyn'S letter. But this should
be sufficient for a week of riot
calls. What do I think? I DON'T
THINK CHILD! I NEED TO
KEEP ALL THE HEALTH I'VE
GOT, so HERE IS WHERE I
VAMOOSE-PRONTO!
Copyright 1888 King Features
Syndicate, 1nc.)
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Once Overs

something for others that led
them to adopt their vocation.
Even though they reach the
sunset of life with little in the
way of financial gain they have
still been wonderfully successful
in a worthy way.
Not enough credit is given to
those who labor for others with
little personal gain.
Too many selfish, unSympa"
thetic individuals belittle the
men and women who have not
amassed wealth or attained a
comfortable home.
Take into account the spiritual
and material good they have
scattered in their humanity-be-
fore-Self program.
Copyright, 1888. by King Features
Syndicate, 1nc.)
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What Is Success?
You pay little attention to
those whom you believe to be
unsuccessful.
OF course you are figuring
from a financial standpoint.
The man who, although a
great benefactor to the poor,
dies penniless is looked upon by
many persons as a rank failure.
But is he not a greater success
than the one who. while he has
acquired and retained a great
fortune for himself, has little
for the unfortunate?
Thousands of men and women
have devoted their lives to
others.
They have chosen a line of
work that is never largely re-
munerative.
But it was the incentive to do
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44C VUAASA
day she was discussing certain
members of the House whom she
contended were obviously psyche
pathic cases.
She admitted that there tOere
Republicans and Democrats in
that class.
Asked what she thought of
a certain Republican who, OF
late, has become a nuisance,
she said:
'I'm reminded of the time a
girl laughed at an aunt who
was an imbecile. Her grand
mother, observing the incident,
+ warned her to remember Your
own fool is never q funny
fool"
Whatever may be said of the
efforts of Representative Bras
well Deem, Democrat Of Georgia,
to bring about prompt ad-
journment of Congress, there
seems to be some Justification
for his attempt.
The day he was to introduce
his resolution calling on Con-
gress to adjourn, a newshawk
went to his office to discuss
the matter with him.
Deem had just finished shaw.
ing. He shaveS in his office to
save time.
Deem also had to change his
clothes. He keeps three or four
suits on a rack so that he 1UtlL
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22
BOOtleggers' Delight

The proposal being agitaed before Congress to permit
the sale and distribution of alcoholic liquors lin bulk should
properly be labeled the "bootleggers delight"
enacted into law the bill would give the bootlegger who
having tough time because of temperate liquor laws
vehicle for the distribution of his rogut and poison
After the bulk packages had gone into the legitimate chan
nes Of the liquor trade there isn't doubt in the world that
He would then refill the containers with his particular
brand of poison and sell it into retail channels.
The public would lose out because would be paying stand
ard prices for fake liquors and Uncle Sam would lose
revenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22
LaWes Versus Hoover

Warden Lawes sentimental head Of Sing Sing says you
reform any criminal in five years.
Edgar Hoover less sentimental head of the GMen dis
agree-and points out example Alfred Otto Wagner
the former convict and misery cheer who wrote exoron
notes to the families of dnap victims while he out
parole
AS Wagner inmate of Warden Lawes finishing
school the Hudson for EIGHT AND ONEHAF years. you
make your choice between the views Messrs Lawes
and Hoover
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are preparing speeches and lit
erature designed to excite con-
tempt for the Constitution and
hostility to the Supreme Court
among the unemployed, the
farmers and the wage-earners
Of the country.
Having elected a Congress of
reds, pinks and yellows, these
sappers will then try to set in
motion the machinery for a
const itutional convention to
Europeanize the American sys-
tenn of government by making
a majority in Congress the
supreme ruler over the Ameri-
can people, the Constitution
and the Supreme Court to
the contrary Notwithstanding.
These radicals know where
they are going and are on their
way.
Copyright. 1885. Washington Times>
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the exhaust
G a S e S, and
four more are
dissipated by
the radiator.
The remain
ing two sup
ply the power.
This seems
a scandalouS
waste. It is
like carrying
water in a
lie a ky pail.
The water is
n e e d e d, it
costs money,
and there is
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

constitutional Democrat, and
Senator White of Maine, con-
Stitutional Republican,
Senator Logan of Kentucky,
Senator Bailey of North Carolina
and Senator Lewis of Illinois,
anti.red Democrats and strong
constitutionalists.
In the House, the candidates.
for denomination and reelection
to be opposed by this radical
group of Sappers are such widely
known members as Judge Sum-
ners of Texas, Democrat and
able chairman of the House
Committee on the Judiciary, and
Congressman WadSworth of
New York, militant defender Of
the Supreme Court and cham
pion Of the American system.
other members of the present
Congress slated for elimination
by the radicals at the next elec-
ton are a majority of the
members of the Committee on
the Judiciary on Naval Affairs
and on Interstate and Foreign
Commerce.
ORGANIZING NOW
There is no gainsaying the
Importance of this movement.
AS long as these radicals are
permitted to use the label of the
New Deal they are free to CAPT.
talize the popularity of the
President in all parts of the
country against the Constitution,
the Supreme Court and the
American system.
These Sappers are we'll aware
that to overthrow by popular
referendum the government of
the Constitution and set up in
its place a congressional despot-
ism based on a European model,
they must first elect a Con-
gress of reds, pinkS and vel
lows, masquerading as Demo
Gratis and Republicans.
These sappers are organizing
for that purpose well in adj
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

they are ar
dent supper
ters of its
present pro-
gram and fu-
ture purposes,
a group Of
radicals in
Congress Is
organizing to
take the field
in the con-
gre S S o nal
e | e c tions of
1885 against
the Constitu-
ton of the
limited States
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

W no ca m e
here to take
the place Of
her husband.
Always in
terested in af-
fairs she con-
tie n DIS that
one may be
active on leg
islative mat
t e r S b u t
should no t
allow activity
to become too
great a bur-
den.
The other
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

tons legiSla-
tive program
and bring the
sessions to a
close only aft
the work Is
done.
H e h a s
adopted one
S y S t e m to
keep in touch
with the pro-
gram Of the
House day by
day and map
out his own
plans
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mans is &C
cumulating a
red-hot argu-
ment. F. or
c a r o | yn
spends h er
summer va
cation regu-
larly W t h
males, a n d
W h a t S h e
thinks about
m a S c u ! inc
cleverneSS is
PLENTY.
I'll let her
tell it. And
/ m nnadi0fR1V
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vance of the
ope n i n g of
t h e congress.
sional c a M
p aign of
1886. r he y
are counting
upon getting
t h e r candi-
dates into the
1lelQ 1lrSC.
TIL e y are
re &c vi n G
help from all
r a d i C a |
G 70 u ps / n
both political
parties Thev
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

Representative Taylor Daily he at.
tends the press conferences Of
Speaker Joseph w. Byrns in Or
der that he may know what the
Speaker tells the boys he %
planning to do.
Copyright. 1895, The Washington Timsss
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22
Gasoline Engines Only 20 Z
Per Cent Efficient

Every gasoline engine throws
away eight out of every ten gal
Ions of gasoline it consumes.
Four pass out in the heat of
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

One of the keenest wits in
. the House is Mrs. Florence
Kahn, Republican of California.
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'Sappers' Open Fight
By James T. Williams, Jr.

In the name of the New Deal, 4
and under the pretenSe that
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22
Are Men Practical Like
Women?

Anyone who tries to con.
vince Carolyn that men are
clever, resourceful, handy hui
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1935-07-22

Seen from far across the water,
Is a vision of enchantment.
There appears a shining prospect,
Seemingly a perfect Eden.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22

tons with which to purchase
American agricultural products.
5th-The United States might
trade wheat and other agricul-
tural products for goods from
other countries.
6th-The producers might ask
for a compulsory contract to be
enforced by the government on
those who do not sign contracts
as co-operators.
7th-Production control pro-
grams to be continued as now
with flexibility to change as con-
ditions change.
At the close of the meeting a
general discussion took place on
subjects pertinent to the adjust
ment program and suggested
changes.
Those present voted unanimous
ly in favor of the continuation
of the present program with rec
concentrations for decentraliza-
ton of much of the detail work
now done in Washington with the
end in view to give quicker and
more efficient service to the in
dividual contracts and producers.
The basketball team was &C
companied to Bearcreek by the
Hardin F'"'~ Oronvx drill team of
"a high school girls. in charge Of
their sponsor. Mrs. w. o. Higham
Of the Hardin high school fac
ulty. The transportation of the
team was sponsored by the Har-
din Lions club. cars being fur
rished BY H. w. Bunston. NJ. R.
! Calderwood, Frank S. Morrison.
c. A. Corkins. A. M. Crilly and
J. A. Koebbe.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
TENNIS CHAMPS MAY
PLAY At BILLINGS IT,
Tennis Fans of Midland Empire
May See Worlds Greatest
PLAYERS in Action.

The biggest sport event in the
history of Billings and the Mid
land Empire is coming up Mon
day night, March 4th, IF the
sport enthusiasts of this region
indicate that they want it badly
enough to support it by atten-
dance.
It will be an exhibition such
as has never been seen in this
part of the country and may
never be seen again-three and
one-half hours of the fastest
tennis played in the world today.
And it will be staged not by one
star, but by a galaxy OF champ
ions, four Of them, headed by
Bill Tilden, ranked as the great
est tennis player of all time
With him will be Ellsworth Vines,
American singles champion, and
George Lott and Lester Stoeffen,
the outstanding doubles team OF
the world. This quartet is now
making a tour of the country
and their exhibitions everywhere
are drawing record breaking
crowds.
Local people who would like to
see this exhibition are therefore
requested to advise w. w. Gail
of Billings Immediately by letter,
phone or wire how many tickets
they will want. Prices will range
from S1.50 plus tax and S1.00 plus
tax, for reserved seats. down to
As cents in the galleries for
school students only. Final de-
cision as to signing up this big
attraction has to be made by
SATURDAY..
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
CONTROL ASSOCIATIONS
OPERATION COST Low
For Big Horn County Production
Control Associations,
Report Shows

A meeting of the Big Horn
County Production Control Asso-
cations held Tuesday in the court
room at Hardin was well attended
by community committeeman and
members of the associations from
all parts Of the county.
A report by the secretary OF the
cost of administration of the two
associations was given and ex-
planned in the morning at a
meeting of the community COM
mitteemen. In comparison with
other associations of the state the
expenses of the local associations
showed economic operation rank
ing seventh in total cost. The
largest expense involved during
the past year was that of the =
spection of contracted farms and
fields.
P. G. Slagsvold, extension econ
omist from Bozeman. gave the
principal talk of the day, on the
conditions which led 10 to the
organization Of production con-
t1O1 do~SOSldtHOllS Ill 1919 COuItltS
of the United States.
The result of the work of these
associations is very much evil
denced in the improved condi-
tons found over the country
especially with regard to those
crops that were designated as ba-
sic commodities.
Mr.. Slagsvold, quoting from a
recent address bv M. L. Wilson
assistant secretary of agriculture
suggested some changes and i'm
Drovements in the control pro-
grams in the future.
He cited six options to agricul-
ture for the future in coping with
the problems before the farmer:
1st-The control and adjust
ment programs NAV be thrown
aside and trust to luck and ma
ture to settle our troubles.
2nd-We might depend on VOL
untarv control of crop produc-
ton bv farmers agreeing amone
themselves to decrease or increase
production.
3rd-The government mipht h
asked to buy up all submargina;
land and thereby reduce the sur.
plus. o
4th-We might continue to 1oar
money to European and other ma.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
WARS VETS
MAY ORGANIZE HERE
State Commander Ralph E. Kelly
Is in Hardin CanvasSing
For Members.

Ralph E. Kelly, state command"
er Veterans of Foreign Wars,
whose home is in Billings, ar
rived in Hardin Wednesday af-
ternoon and is spending the re-
mainder of the week here look
ing over this field with a view
to organizing a post here II
enough members are available.
To be eligible to membership a
man must have received a cam
paign medal issued by the U. S.
government in reorganization Of
foreign service.
The Billings post has a member
ship of $50 and there are ap-
proximately $500 members in the
state out of a total of $4,000
| World War veterans and 400
Spanish-American War veterans
in Montana.
The state convention of World
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22

War veterans will be held In
Helena, June 10, IA and IS, and
there is a strong probability that
U. S. Senator Huey Long OF
Louisiana, Familiarity known as
the Kingfish, will be the prin-
cipal speaker. The Kingfish and
Mayor Wamsley of New Orleans
are both honorary members of
the v. F. w. post in that city.
Mr.. Kelly and two Hardinites
constitute the judges who will de-
eide the name suggesting contest
for a new name for Joyland, the
amusement park recently taken
over by Gracian Murdi, at the
dance there this Friday evening,
February %,
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
TAKE THE FAMILY
ALONG WITH YOU
yuhe, You Go on that Motor Trip
For Your Annual Vacation.
They viii Enjoy 1t.

"Naost of US, when we think
about motor trips for our vaca-
lions. visualize some point sew
eral thousand miles away which
has always intrigued our fancy.
we sign and wish there was
somebody with whom we could
leave the children while we were
pone. or that u vacation bud
Get would permit the expendi-
ture. or that we could get away
from our work long enough that
we could enjoy making this trip.
AS these are usually insurmount-
able obstacles we give up the
thought Of a motoring vacation,
going to some nearby resort and
spending a far more uncomfort-
able two weeks than if we had
stayed at home.
I have travelled all over the
United States and pretty nearly
| all over each one of the states
and I do not know of a single
town that is not within a day or
two easy drive of a very beauti-
full, interesting locality in which
! to spend a two weeks vocational
period" says Stu Hawley, Texa-
cos National road reporter.
There are thousands of farm
ers or home owners near good
fishing streams or good swimming
| or good golfing or good mountain
climbing, or whatever your idea
of a pleasant relaxation may be,
who would be tickled to death to
have the opportunity of enter
tanning your family as paying
guests at a rate that would be
less than your cost for the same
period at home.
"The most ideal of all vaca-
tons is to load the family in the
car and just start out to hunt
some place to be comfortable
More than likely you will not have
to go over a few hundred miles
It is barely possible that you will
find this place within half an
hours drive Of your home. Ir
any event you will all be in bet
ter spirits, have more money
and be more rested than if you
had driven three or four hundred
miles a day for each of the days
you could be away in order t.
drive into some nationally ad.
vertised locality. take a couple Of
pictures. and whoop it up to thu
next one!"
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
GAS USERS URGED TO
KEEP CHTNNEYS CLEAR

The attention of this newspaper
has been called to the fact that
during the winter there have
been several cases at partial car
bon monoxide poisoning in homes
using natural gas. Upon investi-
cation, it was discovered that a
plugged chimney was the cause
in each case. Although there is no
deposit of SCOT from the Hardin
gas. it does have a tendency to
dislodge the accumulation of
SCOT from burning coal before
gas a installed. Every user OF
gas in Hardin should be sure
their chimney flue is cleared OF
all SCOT and debris, else there is
a possibility of severe cases Of
sickness, especially during periods
of calm when there is little draft
up a partially choked air passage
in a chimney.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
THOS. H. BURKE, DIRECTOR

Attorney Tom H. Burke was
down from Billings, Monday. He
that morning received a letter
from the executive offices of the
Mississippi Valley Association no
tifying him of his election as a
director of that association. Mr..
Burke, with Mrs. Burke and the
children. expect to leave about
March 20 for Washington, D. c.,
where they will spend a couple
of months, vacationing.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22
INTERESTING PROGRAM BY
THE HARDIN WOMAN'S CLUB

An interesting program was
given at the Hardin Woman's club
on Tuesday evening, the following
numbers being a part of a pro-
gram on THE Education of the
Consumer" presented by Mrs.
o. Y. Weir and Mrs. F. S. Nor
rison with the sub-topics, as fol-
lows:
1. CONSUMERS and the Grad
ing and Labelling of Silk Goods"
Yvonne Kalberg.
2. standard Quality Grading
and Labelling of Fresh and Cam
ned Fish," Lavinia Parry.
3. standard Quality Grading
and Labelling of Silk Stockings"
Jessie Macleod.
4. "Standardizing of R%efrigera-
tlon," Wanda Newkirk.
An interesting display of posters
entered by grade school children
IN a contest held by the club on
kindness to Animals" was shown
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22

A popular young couple of this
community, David Pitsch and Miss
Ida Birle, were united in mar
rage at the Hardin German
Lutheran church, Thursday morn
ing at II o'clock, the pastor, Rev.
Schmunck. officiating. The happy
couple will make their home on
the groom's irrigated farm in the
Little Horn valley, one mile this
side of Grow Agency. The Tribune
Herald joins with their many
friends in extending congratula-
tons and best wishes.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22

The County Federation of Wom-
ems Clubs will meet at Lodge
Grass, at the Little Brown
cnurch.' on Saturday, Feb. %,
al lO:5O a. M, for a business ses-
sion and after a SOC noon lunch
con an afternoon program on
international Relations" will be
gwen. All club members or other
interested women are welcome to
attend.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-02-22

John Macdonald reports sew
eral meadowlarks on his place
south of town. indicating spring
is lust around the corner"