The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1935-11-21
DOCTOR OF NEWS
AND
HIS MTERNES


by "a automobile At 11th and &
Street while helping o beautiful
ofay OF the street car Better
look for headlights. Jimmy ia
stead Of love light Bob Frazier
being PIT On the spot By de wife
Of one Of seattles finest at the
Black and ran The old Doc
wonders what lima Miller prom
ised George Francis Echoes
from the Brown Skin Models. Red
calander, the bass player, really
has Jessie Mae Tauuer IN remote
control Ollie johnson and Gladys
Coleman must be doing pretty well
as the little Indy refuses to step
out All the boys had better get
their minds off Marie Ballard as
Mr.. Campbell has got her on the
wk, spot How come ollie John
son takes an Of Baby Seals gals
from him what power Tommie
md Doris w1ll soon be married,
they aay We hope when Tommie
~ arrisss be VIII play ia a band.
Eanjos Of course. Kid Lips is still
looking Tor some girl to marry.
lfaye you met Ma Rainey yet,
Lips Give her the big break
Teddy FELTON, has LOST his strut
with the girls And don't You wor
~, Katherine. Is certain young
fellow has his eyes on you The
chumiest couple on the show Is
agar Martin and Alberta Mills
Wonder II it's Edgar or the car
Old King Solomon had a thousand
wives but Virginia Neal has got
him some What q gal Poor Bill
he Ted Carpenter now play
ing Harmony with Ellen Owens.
De we hear strains Of the wedding
march? It might have been Cliff
ton Westbrooiza singing Ny Di-
anne"
It seems as though many people
have been reading Sherlock Holm
es' achievements and have applied
some Of there attained knowledge
in finding out who the Doctor Of
News was. Because Of their sue
cess you now have new writer,
and until the discoveries o. the
first writer discovers who the sec
ond writer is, this writer win con
tinue to work
Those fellows attending the
Monday evening SWIMMING classes
be sure and take care Of them
selves so that they won't suffer
from Epidermiphytosis The
Cay Divorce, recently from the
East, certainly has q former Car
field gridiron king under perfect
control. Last Saturday he went
shopping with her and then went
to her home and did the Saturday
chores The couple that arrived
at 1898 at the colorful dancing
party Friday evening, certainly
missed a perfect evening A
certain married lady that wore a
tight-fitting evening gown, should
be told that that which she thinks
brings out her personality, only
makes her look ridiculous Rev.
Harris basketball team shouldn't
only do some practicing but should
also read the rules of the game
Wednesday evenings are becoming
az popular as the week end even
ings since skating has again be-
come a popular fad Miss Dor
othy Hunt, that little bundle Of
feminity, returned home last week
from an extended visit tc Califor
nla-We wonder If she can dance
her way into Banjoskie's heart a
gain They say the Banjo is gal
shy since a certain coed took him
for ride(5s in her Ford
There is one thing | never could
figure out, why Freddy Bowmars
case has never been diagnosed in
this column. Perhaps there was a
reason before, but now there isn't
So, If that fellow doesn't quit
foolin with other peoples proper
ty his body won't be fit for burial
The old Doc hasn't seen very
much of George Francis this past
week. Dame Rumor tells us that
George is going in a Big Way for
well-known sepia Beauty CD
What the Doc wants to know is
this why the big splurge, where
does all the money come from,
where did those American Beauty
roses come from, what will George
eat next week, how does be stay
up day and night, win he follow
the show to Portland, and does the
lovely lady return his devoted at
tentions? Taking everything, all
in all 1t looks as though George
has a weakness for ladies who sing
and dance and have a certain am
cunt Of pulchritude, Goodyl Goodyl /
Goodiei
Someone ought to give enc Of