The Omaha guide., 1935-01-19

the way the guest called for repeat
ers, plenty good. 1t was indeed good
to look at, maybe someday, we will
be slipping some of their highballs and
Old Fashions. Oh, yes, they al make
mistakes, and Side Cars too. But ev-
cry show has its comedy.
Listen to this one: Boy, oh BoyI
Johnny Malcy happened to be near
Sunda when a waiter ordered two
Tom Collinses. Mr.. Bartender grab
bed a glass and with a dash and a jig
ger and began to shake a pure as my
tap. All at once, he lifted the shaker
and his head toward Heaven, and
softly said, ooh, Lord, when did we
start putting scotch in Tom Collins 2"
Oh, well, he asked the right one, be-
cause he permitted Koan to tap a key
on the arm in Green Pastures. But
remember, there are two bartenders
on Sunday, Mr.. Galloway and Mr..
Thomas. However, Mr.. Galloway was
mixing some Old Fashions. Oh, Oh,
Mel
Say, Pal, don't let Mae West get
you killed. She is only acting. But
if you take it to be true and continue
ling or tr ing to bite these men in
the back, ONE of them may tell their
man, and he nay come up to see ypu
some time. You IAN never tell. Stop,
please.
Owing to the fact that they don't
allow my people to read another paper
like the World Herald and Omaha
Bee-News that carried a full detailed
account of the mishap, | am compelled
to keep some very laughable, but
some real news, out of the paper. And
! am going to do it like a friend. But
| must be a friend in another way,
and maybe it will help him in the
future. Please leave your car at home
on the next cloudy or foggty morn
ing, because the milk wagons are
out, and even with a red lantern
swinging on the back, you may run
over it. Yet maybe you would know
that you had hit something when you
see that milk on the wind shield. If
you did think it was showing, chances
are that all the groans Of this live
horse under your car may attract cur
attention before the police stop you.
The other horse happened to be
dead when he was hit. Lucky horse.
Any way | will keep it out of my COL
umn. But don't let it happen again.
| can't play favorites.
'Oh, me. Listen to this: Down the
way Tuesday this is what they wer.
saying around the room. Mr.. Edgar
Lee seems to be just a bit classy. IN
fact, he wished to be called the best
dressed man In town. And howl And
isn't this good? He is called Jr. Read
between the lines. When the Hotel
was in Huckns' control, it read like
this, Joe, the 3rd". (Joe I'D Now
they tell me it's Lee ~ Jr. Oh,
what a change.
Had a little chat with Mr.. Simon
Harold a few days ago, anu al
seemed to be 0. X. at the c. of L.
The boys tell me he always lectures
each morning before the meal starts.
Wen, perhaps, it is good that he does,
because the last two weeks down at
the Paxton taught me a lesson, and
some time 1 think if you could lecture
during the meal to some of these ex-
ira walters, it would save or open up
new jobs for US. They really don't
ARE Tor but two things, pay slip and
eating. ReWember what 4 SAID last
week. The n that goes on the job
to watch the boss and another day,
always receives the smallest pay.
lnlnh this over. Perhaps you won
der sometimes why MIR. Harold hasn't
called you, or why he holds those lit
Tie meetings each morning. Wake up
and surprise yourself and YOU may
ind a lew more phone calls and a few
more dollars. Take it or leave it.
Here you are men:
Walking down 10th Street
With a jug under my arm
l CHANGED to meet,
Asked me what was going on.
D. m IN TN |