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The Washington times., 1935-07-18
JULIA E. FARRER

Funeral services were held in
the Catholic church at Benedict,
Md, today for Mrs. Julia e. Far.
rer, wife of John r. Farrer, of that
town. Burial was in the Benedict
cemetery.
Mrs. Farrer, who was seventy
two, was born in Woodville, Md,
and had lived in Benedict for
many years, where she died Tues
day.
Besides her husband, survivors
are two daughters, Mrs. Helen
Henderson, of Washington, and
Mrs. Eva Henderson, of Benedict,
and two sons, Sylvester Farrer, of
Hughesville, Md, and Joseph Far
rer, of Philadelphia.
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DEATHS

Harriet Foye. 81. 51s Longfellow st.
N. w. So
John j. Edison, 50 1924 Sixteenth
st. N. W.
Addie Lennon. IS s15 Eleventh ST.
s. E. 81
John P. Rick. rs. John Dixon Home
John F. White, 20. Georgetown Hos
pital
Charlotte NJ. Hertmuller. SO, 41c7
Eighth st. N w
N. W.
Annie L. Dulin, 3O14 Dent Pl. N. w.
Marcella r. c. Lipscomb, 40. 4S17
Thirty-sixth st. N W
Samuel Shepherd. 20. Sibley Hospital.
Annie Sanford, 10, GallinGer Hospital.
Ella Bolts, so. Gallinger Hospital.
Louise Buchanon, so, Gallinger Hos
pital.
Sarah Bowen. ~. Gallinger Hospital.
Hattie Burke, As, 1884 Rosedale st.
N E.
Charles Edwards ST. Gallnger Hos
pital.
Constance Echols. Is, 81 St S. f.
Rosa Washington, IA. Gallinger Hos
nj FOL
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HENRY A. PARKER

Funeral services for Henry A.
Parker, 80, who died yesterday in
Newton, Mass, will be held tomor-
row at 2 p. m. from the Gawler
chapel, in the 100 block of Penn
sylvania Ave. N. w., followed by
burial in Oak Hill Cemetery.
Mr.. Parker, a native of Wash.
ington and a former research
worker at the Smithsonian Insti-
tuition, where he was connected
with the International Exchange,
retired about seven years ago and
moved to the home of his daugh.
ter, Mrs. Albion NJ. Boothby,
where he died.
He was member Of the Sons
of the American Revolution and
the Oldest Inhabitants Associa-
ton of the District. Besides his
daughter, he is survived by one
son, A. E. Parker, of the 2100
block Of New York Ave. N. w.
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HORIZONTAL

Offered for adoption today is
Dianne, Great Dane. She may
be obtained at the District
Pound, South Capitol and I SITS.
Dianne is 3-year-old.
A female police dog Is also
being given away today. Owned
by Mrs. Hattie Gary, 93S French
st. N. w., the police dog is a
good watchdog and is very
friendly with children. Get in
touch with Mrs. Gary If you
would like to have this dog for
your pet.
Notify the pet editor of The
Times if you have a pet that
needs a home.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
ENROLMENT rs
LAG FOR CCC
CAMPS
international News Service

international News Service
Enrolment in the Civilian Con-
servation Corps under the pro-
gram to bring the total to 100000
men by August 81 are tagging
5000 a week, a report issued to-
day by Director Robert Fechner
revealed.
Enrollments since June Is
totaled 85,354 as Of July 13, bring
ing the camp totals to $4,000.
To bring the camps to full
strength by August 81, the date
set by President Roosevelt a
month ago as the goal, enroll
mentS should have averaged ap-
proximatel 10000 each week.
New Camps Added
Under the expansion program,
333 new camps have been added,
bringing the total to 1878. When
the expansion program is conf
pleted, camps will number 2,912.
New enrollments by States up to
July 13 were:
Alabama, 1,437: Arizona, 446;
Arkansas, 4,535; California, $500;
Colorado, S72; Connecticut, LAO;
Delaware, 70; District of Colum-
bia, 487; Florida, lat; Georgia,
3,548; Idaho, 643; Illinois, 116;
Indiana, 773; Iowa, 1,718; Kansas,
2,18S; Kentucky, 2,452: Louisiana.
2,061: Maine, 791; Maryland, 436;
Massachusetts. 4,358; Michigan,
1899; Minnesota, 1913; Missis-
sippi, 1858.
$4,000 Indians at Work
Missouri, 8,219; Montana, 671:
Nebraska, 1857; Nevada, 1853; New
Hampshire, 274: New Jersey,
1889: New Mexico, 563; New York,
2,737; North Carolina, 3,678;
North Dakota, 1903; Ohio, 1851;
Oklahoma, 1851; Oregon. 1,141;
Pennsylvania, SOFA; Rhode Island,
TAO; South Carolina, 2,250; South
Dakota, TAT; Tennessee, 2,814;
Texas, 1,151; Utah, 661; Vermont,
109; Virginia, 1888; Washington,
1929; West Virginia, 361; Wiscon-
sin, 361, and Wyoming, 232.
In addition to the regular en-
rolees between the ages of 18 and
%, and war veterans, some 10000
Indians are at work on reforesta-
tion, soil erosion, grazing and
water conservation projects on
Indian reservations.
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Patterson st. n. W.
Sylvester QUAR-, 20, and EVELYN r.
Nelson, 81. both of 1903 L St. N. W
Edgar D. Shanklin. "a. and Helen
Jones' 90 both of Alexandria. Va
ROCKVILLE, Md, July 1S-Marrisvs
licenses were issued at the MontComerv
county Circuit Court here today to:
Andrew Thomas Richardson, 90, and
Evelyn Dorothea Warner, 21, both ~
washington: Luther Somers, 26 and
Agnes Eudora stevens 30, also both of
Washington; Harry w. Jordan, 20.
ParkersburE. w. Va, and Mildred Nc.
Crary, 10, Buchanan. w. Va. Wil,iar,
Henry Tyler. "a, and Florence walton
Moore, g, both of Washington: and
Joseph w Cherry, 2S and Symera NJ
Pugh, 2S, also both of Washington,
The Washington times., 1935-07-18

R0und Worms (alsO
called Stomach WOrrns) are
by NO means Q disease of
children. only. Adults, too,
may be infected, but the
symptoms are oftsn naisun.
deessood and believed to in.
dicase more serious troubles.
NOwadays sveryOas eats raw
frVliEs, cabbage, carrots, let.
tuee and spinach. On shess
foods the tiny invisible eggs
Of the Round Worms are
easily carried into your sys.
tenn. The infection may
also Be caught from Aies,
soil and pees. Grown to full
size (up to IS inches), the
worms may tangis up In
knoes end cause "ComsGipa.
eiOn" and peculiar stomach
discOmfort. Rectal Itching,
Venting, Nansea, Dizxi.
mess, L0ss Of WGishs, Nu-
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RH EUMATIC PAINS

everybody can afford-s5 cents or
less.
ALLENRU is a safe and speedy
acting liquid-the first dose you take
starts to remove the cause of your
pain-often in 48 hours the sufferer
is ready for work again, yet there
isn't one drop of any narcotic or
opiate in it.
GET ALLENRU and get relief
start bringing home the pay envel-
ope again. Swift and safe prescrip-
tion Allenru.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
JOHN PHILLIP RICK

Last rites were held today for
John Phillip Rick, 76-year-old in
terror decorator, who died Tues
day at the John Dickson home.
5000 block fourteenth St. N. W.,
following a Today illness.
For IS years Mr.. Rick had been
connected with the rug depart.
ment of w. B. Moses & Sons Co.,
during which time he supervised
the laying of rugs in many public
buildings throughout the city.
Mrs. Coolidge commissioned him
six years ago to reproduce a Per.
sian rug to be used in the west
sitting room of the White House.
A member of the F. A. A. NJ,
the Textile Trade Association and
the Board Of Trade, he is sur.
vived in Washington by a son,
Ernest P. Rick, and in Maryland
Park, Nd, by q brother, Robert
A. Rick,
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WILHELMINA BRADFORD

Last rites will be held tomor-
row at 8 p. m. at her daughters
home, 300 block Harrison st.,
Chevy Chase, for Wilhelmina
Bradford, 86-year-old widow of
George w. Bradford, who died
suddenly at that address.
Born in Germany, Mrs. Brad
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
ADVERTISER EMIT
When Caused or Aggravated
By Excess Uric Acid

If your trouble is due to such a
cause-just ask any modern druggist
in America for eight ounces of AL
LENRU-your druggist won'tS fool
you-he knows that ALLENRU is
one supremely good remedy for joint
pains, neuritis, sciatica. neuralgia
and lumbago that is sold at a price
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
Stomach Discomfort?
Worms May Cause Peculiar Forms
Of Discomfort Easily Mistaken for
DiqestiYe Disorders
Digestive Disorders

Gritional Ansmia and Upset
Stomach are other signs. II
due TO Round Worms, these
conditions will not be re-
lieved BY Stomach OF Di-
gestiOn Remedies. What you
need 10 Jayne's Vermifugs
famous for los years for
expelling Refund Worms.
Do not let worms ruin your
digession and appetite, sap
your strength and vitality,
cause nsrvousnsss, sleeplsss.
mess and bad dreams. Find
cut NOW WhsGher you have
WOcms Oe nOes and thea
get rid Of thsm. Ask yOsar
druggist abOGe this. Ask
him also about Jayns's Vse"
naffugs-Ehs Oaly PGeGSasas
wOezm medicine. Il must bS
goOd OF IS nilliOn bottles
eOHld Mse have bsea solds
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
500 Attend Last Rites
For John JoyEdson

ford came to washington follow.
ing many years Of residence in
Wilmington, Del. She was the
Oldest member of the Delaware
State Society in this city and
belonged also to the Zion Lu-
theran Church in Wilmington
and the st. Paul'S Lutheran
Church here.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
Balloon Collapse
! Probe Set July "a

RAPID CITY. S. D., July 1s
IN.S0.-CoIlapse of Army-Na-
tional Geographic stratosphere
balloon will be probed by board
of inquiry at Akron, Ohio, on July
"a, according to announcements
made today at the balloon camp
here.
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BIRTHS, MARRIAGES AND DEATHS

Theodore r. and Lizzie NJ. Davis, boy
James and Maggie Ford, girl.
William c. and Mary L. Thompson
girl.
Charles r. and Lee A. Frazier. girl
Roosevelt and Rosa Longas. girl.
James e. and Dora v. Harris, girl
The Washington times., 1935-07-18

Worm infestaEiOn HasY cause
0therwise nOemal, healthy
ehildrsn and adults TO de-
vslOp tho following eOndi-
Gionss
NutritiOnal AAsmia (Pal0
BlOod)
Constipation
Bed-W citing
VOmiting Oe Nansaa
Itchy Nose Oe Anus
Broken Sleep
NsevoUs0sss and Ieritabiliey
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
DIED

BALDERSON. DAISY DOT-On Tuesday,
July IL, 1885. at her residence, $3.50
Fourth Street Northwest. DAISY DOT
| BALDERSON, the beloved wife of Robert
Lewis Balderson and mother of James
| Gladwyn Balderson. sister of Miss Dorothy
Mae Scates, Linton L. Scates. Carey N.
| Scates, ST..
Funeral services from the above resi-
dence, Friday, July 10 at , p. m.
Relatives and friends are invited to at
tend.
1nterment will follow in Fort Lincoln
Services by the W. W. Chambers Co.
CAP0ssELA. LEONARDO-on Tuesday.
t6e SeoRes Respa bus
band of the late Concetta Capossela and
father Of John and Michael Capossela and
Mrs. Colombia Branca and Mrs. Anna De
Funeral from his late residence 1928
Pennsyylytanis ynt Aye s E.: on Friday. July
Holy Rosary Church. where requiem mass
will be offered at 8 a. NJ.
Relatives and friends are invited.
Interment in Mt. olivet Cemetery.
GILLESPIE, MARGARET sAwYER-on
Wednesday, July II. 1885. at River
View; Md. MARGARET SAWYER GIL:
of Thos F. Murray Sons, 2oo7 Nichols
Services (private) will be held on Fri
Gay, july ~, 1850, al PrOVldence M. +.
Church. Friendly, Md. at 10 a. m.
Interment will follow in church ceme-
terry.
HEITMULLER. CHARLOTTE M.-On
Tuesday. July 16, 1885, at her residence
HEITMULLER. the beloved daughter of
the late Henry and Charlotte Heitmuller.
Funeral from her late residence OLE
Relatives and friends are invited to at.
tend.
Interment will follow in Glenwood
Cemetery.
MILLER. WALLACE E.-on Tuesday.
July 16. 1885. at Sibley Hospital,
WALLACE E. MILLER. the beloved hus-
band of Jessie E. Miller. and father Of
Elsie L. and Jessie A. Miller. and Mrs
Francis Casey.
Funeral services will be held from his
late residence, 3731 Thirty-first St.. Mt
Rainier, Nd, on Friday, July 10. 1885, at
Relatives and friends are invited to
attend.
Services by W. W. Chambers Co. 8. e.
funeral home.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18

More Gnan 5UO persons gaCnereu
at the grave in Arlington Ma.
tional Cemetery today to pay
their last respects to John JOY
Edison, S9-year-old banker, phi.
lanthropist and civic leader who
died Monday at his home, 1900
block Sixteenth st. N. w.
Washington's grand old man"
was laid to rest beside his com.
rades of Civil War days. The
services at the grave followed
rites conducted by the Rev.
Paul Sperry at the Swedenborgian
Church of the Holy City, Six
teenth and Corcoran Streets
Northwest.
The body had lain in state
since his death at the Speare
funeral parlors and the caSket
was heaped high with floral pieces
sent from all parts of the coun-
try by persons in all walks of
life.
A resident of Washington since
early boyhood. Mr.. Edison had
grown to be a part of its very life.
He had repeatedly refused high
positions in the city's government
and his keen business sense
brought to him many seeking ad-
vice. His ptIlanthropieS, most of
them anonymous, were great ana
none perhaps but those directly
benefited by them will ever know
their extent.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
IRWIN L. ROSE

Funeral services were held to-
dag from the Hines funeral home,
1900 block Fourteenth st. N. w,
for Irwin L. Rose, Southern Rail.
way chief clerk who died Tuesday
at his office in the Southern Rail-
way Building. Burial was in Rock
Creek Cemetery.
Born in this city, Mr.. Rose had
been employed by the railway
company for 80 years.
He lived in the 3700 block Four
teenth st. N. W., where he is sur
vived by his widow. One daughter
and a son in Washington and
another daughter in New York
city also survive.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18
MONEY-BACK
GLAND TONIC
Restores Vigorous Hedlth

WO guarantee to restore your pep.
yigor, vitality. or we refund every cent.
That's how sure W. are that we have
the best gland remedy known. Thou
sands Of tests have proved this to our
full satisfaction. Now WITHOUT RISK.
you can prove 1t to yours.
Glendage is the last word in modern
science. In convenient tablet form
glands Of healthy animals and stimu-
lates ALL THE GLANDS to healthy
activity. The effect is astounding
almost magical. You feel and look years
younger! You return t. the full vigor
Of manhood or womanhood. Your inter-
est in life returns. Vigorous health Is
necessary for success in all activity to-
day
Do not confuse Glendage with other
so-called gland remedies. It Is entirely
unlike others-Is A REAL GLAND
PRODUCT and carries an UNLIMITED
GUARANTEE OF SATISFACTION OR
MONEY BACK. You owe 1t to yourself
and family to try this new day gland
remedy. 30-day treatment, 50, at the
Peoples Drug Co.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18

Herewith is the solution to yes
terday'S puzzle.
The Washington times., 1935-07-18

GILLESPIE, MARGARET SAWYER-on
View. Md. MARGARET SAWYER GIL
LESP1E. Remains resting at the chapel
of Thos F. Murray & Sons. 2007 Nichols
| Ave S E.
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90OS3

When you've a house 70 tend AMI
a cake TO bake" you'll appreciate
an easy-to-get-into dress Ike this
one. which will keep you looking
smart as can be in spite OF all That
rever which is faced back with
contrasting material viii button
right up into a tailored diagonal
front If you prefer-the good-looking
sleeves with inverted pleat and the
patch pockets are all adequate for
smarIness and ease. You'll find all
sorts Of unusual buttons in the shops
these days, and some particularly
appropriate for giving an unusual
touch 70 this dress. which makes up
well in percale. gingham. lawn. etc
Pattern 90S3 may be ordered only
In sizes "a. SO, IS, 20, q. II and IS.
Size So requires 4 yards SO inch fab
ric and z yard contrasting.
SEND FIFTEEN CENTS in coins
or stamps (coins preferred) for this
pattern. Be sure 10 write plainly
your NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE
NUMBER and SIZE.
Complete, diagrammed sew chart
included.
Send your order TO Sewing Circle
Pattern Department, 2S2 West Eight
eenth Street. New York
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HISTORIC HEAT WAVE

JUNE, 1920. In the city Of Chicago
- for six days the temperature had
been above 90 degrees. Delegates to
the Republican national convention
had sweltered through those six days
with nerves worn 90 q fragile. There
was q deadlock between the two lead
Ing candidates. Gov. Frank o. Lowden
and Gen. Leonard Wood.
Then the Senatorial Group" which
had engineered the deadlock, got busy
and offered for a compromise candi-
date, Senator Warren G. Harding OF
Ohio. The hot. weary convention was
ready to take anybody, so enough
votes were switched TO Harding to in
sure his nomination
Next a candidate for Vice President
had TO be chosen. The Senatorial
Group" had planned to give this honor
TO Senator Irvine L Lenroot of Wis
eonsin-thus making 1t an all-sena-
torial ticket But there was an IN
iooked-for interruption TO their steam
roller plan. Medill Mccormick OF ILL.,
LO-S was uAA-AS I-4C SpCC~A III A~A-
root when, from the floor Of the con-
vention hall, Wallace McCamant, a
delegate from Oregon, leaped TO his
feet.
He called out, I'VE want Coolidgel
We want CooIidger' Others took up
the cry. When Mccormick finished
his speech and turned TO leave the
platform, McCamant shouted. II NOM
mate Gov. Calvin Coolidge Of Massa-
chusetts for Vice President.
The stampede was under way: The
perspiring delegates, disguised with
the Senatorial Group" for the deadlock
which had kept them sweltering for
nearly a week in expensive hotels, saw
a chance TO retaliate. The engineers
of the steam roller could NOT crush the
uprising and Coolidge was nominated.
When Harding died in 1923, Coolidge
became President. And the man who
was sent TO the White House by
heat-wave was reelected with help OF
a slogan, Keep Cool with COOLIDGE"
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DESERTER'S KNAPSAcK

IL WAS just ragged deSerter' s
L knapsack full of rations.
A Union army, commanded by Gen.
Q. s. Grant, was on the way to attack
Fort Donelson, Tenn They were
weary when the command came TO
halt. The staff officers surrounded their
commander-in-chief and talked over
the ACCESSIBILITY of continuing the
march They all agreed that their men
would be more eager for the coming
fight If they stopped the march and
took "A hours rest
The general listened to their COM
ments and then called his aide Bring
me that deserter who came in early to-
day." he ordered. Then he turned TO
his astonished officers. I'VE win see
what we can find cut before we give
any final orders"
The deserter was brought In and
Grant took away his knapsack, rum
maging around In its contents while
he questioned the owner. "Where are
you from?' he asked Fort Donel-
son." replied the deserter. when
were these rations issuedT' snapped the
general Yesterday morning-we all
got the same" answered the worried
target of the generals barrage.
Grant looked triumphantly at his
staff. Gentlemen" he said. six days
rations are not issued to men In q fort
Il they intend TO stay there and fight
This means q retreat Is planned. We
win attack at once J"
They did, with the subsequent re-
suit that Fort Donelson, q key point
In the Confederate line Of defense In
the West, fell into Union hands.
G Western Newspaper Union.
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PocKETFUL OF DESTINY

TT WAS the night Of December %,
1776. In the home Of the Tory, Mr..
Hunt, in Trenton, N. J., Col. Johann
Gottlieb Rail and mis- Hessian officers
were celebrating Christmas with much
song and good cheer, the latter poured
from tall bottles. A Tory named Wall
knocked on the door. On the Pennsyl-
vania side Of the Delaware river he
had seen Gen. George Washington's
rebel army" launching boats In the
ice-choked stream.
Denied admittance by Rails negro
slave, the Tory hastily scrubbed a note
Of warning. The bleary-eyed colonel
glanced at the scrap of paper and saw
IL was written in EnglisL- He would
ask Mr.. Hunt TO read it 20 him later.
So he stuffed it into his waistcoat pock-
ct When he stumbled away at dawn.
the forgotten message was still unread.
Three hours later Washington and
bis Continentals stormed into Trenton.
The sleepy, liquor-5efuddled Rail tried
to rally his Hessians TO stem the on
slaught But Ii was in vain He went
down with two bullets In his body.
They carried him into a church and
laid him on bench to die
Out OF his pocket fell a scrap Of
paper. As he listened to what was
written on it, he groaned IF / had
read that at Mr.. Hunts, I'd not be
here :" Johann Gottlieb Rail
held the destiny Of a narien In his
pocket and didn't know It For Wash
ington's victory ar Trenton revived the
waning hopes OF the Patriots and
helped them carry on to final success.
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Town on = Glacier

The town of Wainwright. Alaska.
stands on what scientists declare is a
glacier that has stopped moving The
ice is covered with about two feet of
soil Every householder may have re
frigerator by digging down through the
soil covering the ice. That the ice has
been there thousands of years is proved
by the fact that bodies OF mammoths
have been found still in a perfect state
Of preservation. For ten weeks every
summer the sun is constantly visible az
Wainwright and ten weeks every winter
il is dark the fun "a hours.
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Birds Hues Vary

A naturalist reports that rainbow
colors OF humming birds in the trop-
les tend to disappear from the plum
age farther north or south in the fol-
lowing order: Oranges. yellows, green's,
blues, puppies. reds.
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Unfettered Di.eour..

eat least We have freedom Of
speech"
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum.
Words are always fascinating. But
I'm afraid there is a mental discour-
agement that makes Us prefer them In
crossword puzzles. where they are not
expected to make sense.
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Slight Mistake

Instructor (roughly) = Say, who
ever said you were a bugler?
Rookie (timidly)-Tm afraid there's
been slight misunderstanding. told
the man who signed me up I used TO
be burglar Foreign Service Maya
zine.
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Pepper Secrets

The difference in the source Of white
and black pepper is that black pepper
is obtained from the immature berries
OF piper nigrum; white pepper, by al
lowing the berries to ripen and become
more starchy-
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E51Il1 So
10, THE POOR INDIAN

Shelf you don't ike this coun-
try, why don't you go back 70 where
you came from?
He-I can't
She-Why not?
Helm an Indian.
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EHectiHe Cure

Harry-What cured Tom OF firt-
ing?
Dick-He started a Irritation with
a girl who turned out 70 be selling an
encyclopedia ar SO a set.
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Jack was the goal Of my ambition
she sighed, but alas :"
What happened. dear?"
Father kicked the goal
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Had Dad There

Son-Say. dad. can do something
you can't do.
Dad-I don't believe II. What Is TT
Somehow.
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KnoM. Her Martinez

She-You are the incest boy have
ever met.
He-TeIl Ii TO the marines.
She|I have-to dozens OF EN-.
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Better Dava

Jim-That umbrella OF yours looks
as though II has seen better days.
George-Well, IL certainly has had
its ups and downs.
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Count Wa. Made

Mother-Danny, did you count ten
before you hit the other boy?
Danny-No, mother. The referes
counted ten after / hit him
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Willing Partner

Minister Ito fiapper)-Would you
care TO join Us in the missionary
movement:
Flapper-Fm just crazy 10 learn
It; is it anything Ike the tango, or
the collegiate waltz
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way he dresses.
They're Nutty

Bess-Oh- l don't know. I can tell
a gentleman by his get-up In the crowd
ed car.