The Washington times., 1935-03-14
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The JGps
MALE VANITY .
BY HELEN ESSARY

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BY HELEN ESSARY
We just don't know a thing
in the world about politics.
but it does seem to our little,
helpless mind that if those
Kilkenny cats-Father Cough
lin, Huey Long and General
Johnson-were turned loose on
each other long enough, they
would probably eat each other
up!
Meanwhile Mr.. ROOSEVELT
would have had a chance to do
o little governing without their
advice.
They are laughing around the
State Department over report
which a Chinese general made
during a recent conflict with
Japanese troops. The Chinese
general said!
81 st week-Killed: 1000
Chinese; rs japanese.
-Four days ago-Killed: 1000
Chinese; IS japanese.
Yesterd rdsy-Killed: 5000
Chinese: 81 japanese"
And in an explanatory note,
the Chinese general added:
"YOu can see, from the in"
creasing number of japanese
dead, that, if given a little time,
we will wipe the enemy out"
The Lofty Male has always
been pretty snooty about his
indifference to change of fash
ions. Women, the Lofty Male
has said, frequently rush out
and buy new clothes, not be"
cause their old ones are worn
out but because Of some silly
fad.
But here's report from the
NRA that contains a moral
about this carelessness of liv'
ing in glass houses and throw
ing stones:
"Overtime work in the mems
belt, suspender, and garter in
dustry Is made necessary by
the rush for orders on sum-
mer sports and novelty belts,
garters and SuSpenders. This
recurs during the spring sea-
son and it is impossible to an
ticipate because of masculine
style changeability."
Al the Hollywood, New York
night club, one sandwich spread
wit. thin layer of caviar
costs $3.50!
Thi. thought gives us pause.
And turns our mind to the
multiplication table and our So
cial past.
At this rate, since the open
ing party of the embassy Of
the Union of Soviet Republics,
we personally have consumed
caviar to the value Of $134.50.
And as for some people we
know, well, we'd better not go
into that.
The college professors con-
tinue to come to Washington!
Here is one, not a member of
the Brain Trust, but visiting
Washington - unofficially. Ar.
instead Dobie, dean of the law
school of the University Of Vir-
ginia, has been at the May"
flower.
DR.. Dobie is a member of a
prominent Virginia family.
He practiced law in Norfolk
until he joined the staff of the
University Of Virginia, and thus
became the youngest law school
dean in the country. Moreover,
he is brilliant and entertaining.
When William M. McCracken
and his charming wife, Chick"
made their first public appear
ance at the Thursday Night Sup
per Club after Bills enforced
acceptance of official hospital.
ity, their welcome was almost
O stampede. BY request the
orchestra played Hail to Our
Hero"
In spring a maiden's fancy
lightly turns to thought of
necking you're wrong, it's fash
ion, not romance, we mean.
However, this years fashion
in collars and ribbons and frills
is gay and feminine and will
eventually lead to romance-if
the designers are worth their
price tags.
Seen cavorting in the Rus
sian manner at the recent
Masque Bal:
Mary Lou Stafford, looking
like the ingenue in "Music in
the Air." in a gay PEASANTS
costume with a wreath of flow.
ers in her hair. Boris Tim.
chenko, the able chairman of
the ball. greeting the arrivals
ct the entrance Of the ball
room with a flashing Cossack
smile. C Gorge Belicovitch,
Jack Stafford, and Johnnie
Wheeler, complete with green