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Washington Journal., 1935-07-05
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@r lit flein uno moger bon @eitalt.
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brahten iein Bib.
Washington Journal., 1935-07-05

Die leBte 8~eriammlung Der 9. y.
9. Dor Dem am IA. Sui itattfinoen-
ben ~0eutiden Gag" finoet am II,
Sltli I'M Concord &lMblofoI itatt.
Die leBten 8orbereitungen al Der
groBartig geplanten Geitlihfeit mill
fen getroffen meroen. Mle Tereine
ioaten pertreten iein.
Washington Journal., 1935-07-05
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mnroe am 20. Sum- elm frdftiger
Stammbalter geboren. Mlitter Mno
&ino befinoen ii6 wobl. Ser3Iihe
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Washington Journal., 1935-07-05
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liider Spradjs.

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lteaung melt fiinitlerilA genug nber
Der Snbalt binterlaBt DIT einen iau-
rem @eI1mad.
Washington Journal., 1935-07-05

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~perfoIgte nit Sntereiie Die &eiIe
Brin3 8ernbor0s bon Sa9ien-@ei-
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burgen 5u amerifo. Sic 3eit-
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nebmes 8i~noeglieo 3piiden amerifa-
niider uno oeltihrr &itltur unb ioa-
te bon ms alien geleienL unteritiiBt
uno perbreitet meroen.
Washington Journal., 1935-07-05

Sreu lit. mer oie 3eituua halt
llnS fie niemuIs abbelteIlt.
Evening star., 1935-04-30
COL. ROOSEVELT
SEES VOTE-BUy|NG
Tells New England G. 0. P,
Democrats Will Use Re.
lief for Politics.
Nv thA Associated Press

BY the Associated Press.
BOSTON, April 30.-Col. Theodore
Roosevelt, jr., expressed the belief
today the new $4,880, 100000 work.
relief appropriation will be used in
large amounts for campaign purposes,
for an out-and-out attempt to buy
the votes of the American people"
Col. Roosevelt, head Of the Ma
tional Republican Club, son of the
late President Theodore Roosevelt
and a distant cousin of President
Franklin D. Roosevelt, made the &C
cusation in an address prepared for
delivery at a conference of New Eng
land Republican leaders.
The Democratic administration, he
asserted, has used Federal funds for
political purposes in Iowa, North Da-
kota and other States.
Col. Roosevelt said Congress had
turned the appropriation over to the
President Ito spend practically as he
pleaSes."
Recalls Maine Campaign.
"All of you know what was done
last Summer and Autumn" he said.
go In Maine the present Dem
ocratic Governor campaigned for re-
election with the statement that un-
less he was reelected Maine would
not continue to get Federal funds"
In Des Moines, for example, after
q conference with Farley the Demo-
cratic State chairman announced over
the radio: This election beyond all
doubt will determine whether Iowa
will continue to receive through Fed
eral agencies the very liberal and
much-needed benefits coming to our
people through these agencies
If allowed to continue unchecked" i"
his address said, Roosevelt policies
will crush the small property owner,
the home owner, the small business
man, and, instead of Nation where
the vast ma jority of the people have
possessions and comfort. we will be-
come a country where poverty is the
rule"
The conference brought together
party workers from the six New Eng
land States to formulate plans for the
1886 campaign.
New Deal Economics Assailed.
Citing the New England textile in
dustry, now the center OF a contro-
versy between cotton manufacturers
and the administration, as "a typical
illustration of the effect of the admin
istration's economic policies" Col.
Roosevelt declared the administration
Evening star., 1935-04-30
TRAFFIC OFFICER
KNOCKED FROM TUB
Policeman H. H. Hartman Is
Slightly Injured by Swerv-
ing Motorist.

After working at the same street
intersection for Is years without being
involved in a traffic accident. Police
man Homer H. Hartman of the traffic
squad was knocked from his tub at
Fourteenth and F streets yesterday
afternoon. The traffic stand was
damaged, but Hartman's injuries were
described as minor.
Mrs Elaine NJ. Humphries, 30. OF
1928 Seventeenth street northeast was
said to be the driver of the car. She
struck the stand when she turned
quickly to avoid another machine
police said.
Hartman. whose home is at 141f
Foxhall road, was taken there after
treatment at Emergency Hospital.
John Richard Minor. 6. of 5339 Ne
braska avenue, was severely injured
late yesterday while playing in the
street near his home. witnesses said
he ran directly into the path Of a
car driven by Alpheus L. Embrey. 40
of 5729 Fifth street. Young Minor
rushed to Walter Reed Hospital. was
treated for q broken leg, head injuries
and shock.
Henry Gilbreath. AZ. colored. 1910
Second street southwest, employed by
the Capital Transit Co., was knocked
down by one of the company's trucks
while working beside the tracks at
Fourteenth and Water streets. He
suffered several broken ribs and other
injuries and was treated at Emergency
Hospital.
Evening star., 1935-04-30

has deliberately shackled the indus
try and blocked its chance of re-
covery"
Assailing what he termed "a large
brood of strange and obnoxious poll
cies born Of the unholy wedding that
has taken place between pink pro-
fessors and ward politicians under the
present national administration" he
asserted:
The high standard of living in this
country 'is rapidly being destroyed
by the so-called New Deal"
The national administration is rob
bing America to benefit foreign coun-
tries"
The cost of living has been increased
Is per cent.
OF the textile industry, he said that
although the original slump was q
result of world depression, the ad-
ministration, through the N. r. A.,
had increased manufacturing costs
and, through the processing tax. "has
increased costs to an even greater
extent"
In the 20 months of the processing
tax, he said the amount due the Gov
ernment on all cotton put in process
amounted to $l85, 900 900, or about
40 per cent of the amount paid in
wages. American industry has al
ready lost two-thirds of its overseas
trade in cotton textiles, mostly to
Japan, he said.
Japan now is attacking us in our
home market and Washington is sit
ting supine." he declared.
Holds President Responsible.
Prof. Malcolm P. McNair of the
Harvard Business School, said "Mr
Roosevelt can no longer evade the
direct personal responsibility for the
| grotesque economic folly of his ad-
ministration."
The meeting at which McNair and
| Col. Roosevelt spoke was the first OF
| a series of regional conferences, at
| tended by Republican leaders from the
, six New England States, at which they
hope to lay the groundwork for the
coming national campaign.
The two principal economic fallacies
| in the national administration S
policies, McNair said, are the ideas
that profit must not be too great and
that increased consumer spending will
restore prosperity.
This consumer purchasing power
| theory has caused enormous damage
he said, ''it has seriously delayed real
recovery. it has caused us to hang a
tremendous milestone of debt around
our necks in an effort to squander our
way back to prosperity, it was the
underlying philosophy of the N. R. A..
it is largely responsible for the pro-
cessing tax features of the A. A. A.,
and it has given rise to such fantastic
schemes as the Townsend plan"
Evening star., 1935-04-30
X. c. COUNCIL FOUNDING
WILL BE OBSERVED
Ambrose 0'Connell and Rover to
Speak Tomorrow Night
at Banquet.

The thirty-eighth anniversary Of
the founding Of Washington Council,
Knights of Columbus, will be observed
tomorrow night at a banquet at the
Mayfower Hotel at 7:30 O'Clock.
Principal speakers will be Rev. Ig-
natius Smith, o. p, Of Catholic Uni
versity and Ambrose O'Connell, spe-
cial assistant to the Postmaster Gen.
eral. Leo A. Rover, former United
States district attorney and past
Evening star., 1935-04-30

grand knight of Washington Council,
will be toastmaSter.
Among the special guests will be
$50 recently initiated members of the
Msgr. Peter Guilday anniversary class
and charter members and other men,
bers of the initiation class Of 1897.
Lecturer John B. Coyle and his COM
mittee have arranged program Of
music and entertainment,
Evening star., 1935-04-30
Wins Fellowship Award.

NEW YORK. April 80 NP.-Cor-
nelia M. Anderson. 27, of Newton Cen
ter, Mass, today was announced win
ner of a fellowship awarded annually
through a $4,000 gift of the Women's
Organization for National Prohibition
Reform.
Gertrude May ShankS, "a, of Cleve-
land. Ohio, was named alternate.
Evening star., 1935-04-30
Licensed to Marry.

ARLINGTON COURT HOUSE, Va,
April 80 (SpeciaD .-Marriag licenses
were issued yesterday TO Christopher
B. Lively, 81, of Roanoke, and Lila
Lacy Poff, %. of Clarendon. and
Charles Bell Cummings. %, of Hills
boro. Va. and Catherine Elizabeth
Costello, 81, of Lyon Park.
Evening star., 1935-04-30
CHANG ILLNESS DENIED

DR.. SEE, Chinese Minister, Scouts
Reports of Breakdown.
DR.. Sao-ke Alfred SEE, the Chinese
Minister, yesterday denied published
reports that Chang Kia -Shek. Chi
nese generalissimo, had suffered a
breakdown from overwork.
SEE explained he had cabled to
Marking reports. originating in Toxic
and published here, that Chang was
seriously Ill and had been authorized
by the foreign Office to deny them.
Evening star., 1935-04-30
Studies Letters on Tombs.

James Swairidge, aged 81. of Comp
ton Dunden, England, learned to read
by studying letters on tombs.
Evening star., 1935-04-30
MYSTERIOUSLY HURT
dount Alto Hospital Patient Is
Found Unconscious.

Found Unconscious.
John Hughes. ~, a patient at Mount
Alto Hospital. was found injured un-
der mysterious circumstances on the
sidewalk at Ninth and H streets last
night.
He was unconscious when found
and it is believed his skull is frac-
tured. He also was injured about the
face. Hughes was returned to Mount
Alto and police are waiting for some
improvement in his condition to learn
how he was hurt.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1935-12-31
4 J 5
y 5 4
= A X j 10 4
% Q $ 8 !

f2asj's ? OF spades, the 8 from
Au0mN, Vests q and declarcr's Ace
Ea Wiii play on the first trick see
~ reason for Iottina West hold rhc
first trek LEAD ba,h ;hc I ot
snades. 1ummy's j VIII lose 10
Vests <. As long as Z diamond
lead is presumed 10 be bad tor de-
otarer, have West lead the 9. Win
with d9ciaFers Q. Have dummy ruff
:. ESQ 22 G2c!are"s last spade, Lead
Henderson daily dispatch., 1935-12-31

Lead thc z Of clubs No matter
how that >)tt is played. AVesttfaiISf
win a rrI,k. Whether WesI 'st latlIfa
cad IS a cluh or3losins diamond the
declaring side mus van lie rernaH3
ne tricks, Il seems rs Il detlaEer
has 10 Yield tocydefenhprs orlN !
tricks. one ttlck In spades, ore L.
hearts ana one IN cIuh2,
After East n9~ made an opening
cad Of a spade II G0os moi appear g.
4 g subsequent lead Of u dianIord
viii defeat the contract orr hlnf.
IL may have appeared TO II. EenauU
that game COul,. uuI hr made Wi1fiHIg
utilizing Tho three GiSrHrds thai
North might make on his pattn,fs
diamonds, provided ,hu SUIT WA ho}
led twice before deriarcr cleaned oC-
poncntr out of truInpS.
It 70 obvious that The missing * c.
OF spades. X @ Of hearts and k.J Of
clubs must cost declarer at least 3
tricks. Unless he is able 70 discard
losers IN d"mmg'G diamonds.
The Washington times., 1935-08-24
HOLLYWOOD FINDS RADIO IS GOOD RECRUITING STATI
Big Stars Are
Found In
Studios

HOLLYWOOD, Aug. "a. - II
YOU can't beat an enemy, make
friends with him. That was the
practical bit Of advice handed out
by a political sage some years
back.
And now, it would seem from a
casual survey Of the Hollywood
movie scene, the producers, realiz-
ing that they can't beat radio,
are making friends with the ether
industry.
Some of the greatest screen
stars Of today are radio celebr'
ties as well. Just to cite a Few
names there are AL Jolson, Bing
Crosby, Dick Powell and Eddie
Cantor. j,
There can be no question that
the radio popularity Of all these
famous entertainers has en-
HANGED their drawing power IN
the films.
Warner Brothers, who own a
radio station in Hollywood, seem
to have been the most active
among all the studios in capitallz-
ing upon radio names.
Recently they have, imported
three Of radios greatest singers
for film work. Everett Marshall.
the baritone, came out to do I
Live for YOU" with Dolores Del
Rio.
James Melton, the Georgia
tenor, and Jane Froman, consid'
cred the foremost feminine singer
of the ether waves, also were i'm
ported and now are working in
the same production, "Stars Over
Broadway" This marks the
initial screen appearance for both
Of them.
Rudy Vallee, whose fine per.
Torrance in "Sweet Music" some
months ago made him a favorite
with screen audiences, after two
previous unfortunate film expert.
ences, is coming back within a
month to star in Lets Pretend, "
a different" sort of musical pic
ture, with department store set.
ting.
The studio for some time has
been grooming Phil Regan, who
won fame in radio as "the singing
cop," for starring roles, and in
broadway Hostess" he will have
his best opportunity to date.
In addition, Warmers recently
signed Warren Hull, who was a
radio headliner in the East, dis
tinguishing himself not only as a
singer, but as a dramatic actor
and master of ceremonies in radio
sketches.
Some of the other radio lumi-
naries who are not strangers to
the movie sound stages are Burns
and Allen, Joe Penner, Gladys
Swarthout, Jack Benny, TIE d
Lewis, Paul Whiteman, Cliff Ed
wards and Nino Martini.
The Washington times., 1935-08-24
BY FRED ALLEN
(Famed radio star now
making film debut

Moving pictures, press agents,
and the local chamber of COM
merce have made the world what
it is today-Hollywood conscious.
Men, women and children from
nearby nook to faraWay Granny
are responding to the influence
of this Cinemadhouse.
The world, gaping at Hollywood
from a distance, is going too far.
It is high time that some disinter-
eSted spectator took a good look
at Hollywood and its institutions.
It is higher time the Forgotten
Man and Neglected Wife had the
lowdown. If people know the true
facts they can go back and start
worrying about the depression.
am no stool pigeon but I am
fast becoming a disiptereSted
spectator. I was lured from radio,
many weeks ago, to make a pic
ture Thanks A Million" for Daryl
The Washington times., 1935-08-24

Director Arthur Ripley tells of
the actress accosted on Hollywood
Boulevard by panhandler, who
whined: Il haven't had food for
so long I don't know what it
tastes like"
Don't worry, it has the same
old TASTE" replied the actress.
Billy Bevan tells Of the two
independent producerS-on Pow
erty Row-who merged to save
overhead. They moved their desks
into one office.
A visitor was being shown around
the Paramount studios according
to Harold Lloyd, and was asked !:
What set would you like to
see: The Milky Way 80 Red
the Rose Virginia Judge'?"
"Oh," gushed the visitor, IT'D
just love to see Virginia Judge.
Is she as cute as her sister Ar
lene?"
A certain movie producer-Said
Randolph Scott-had taken a girl
friend swimming when she was
caught in a rip-tide and carried
out to sea. After great difficulty
she was dragged to land uncon-
scious. A Boy Scout rushed up
and said: "Give her artificial res
piration. Quick"
Artificial nothing" declared
the producer. "Give her the real
thing. I can afford it,"
Arthur Ripley, the director,
asked an actor: why did your
wife leave you?"
Force Of habit, guess" re-
piled the actor. "She was a cook
before I married her"
Jack Oakie was telling Joe Pen
ner, between scenes Of Para
mounts collegiate" about the
dumbest girl in the world. Jack
it seems, was discussing his recent
reducing diet with her.
Jack: First I had to make a
baSalmetabolism test"
Girl: yeah? For what pic
ture?"
The Washington times., 1935-08-24
Cameras Start Work
On Penner Picture

With some 200 beautiful girls
before the cameras, Paramount's
collegiate" Joe Penner'S second
feature-length picture, began pro-
duction this weekend.
The story deals with the at.
tempts of Jack Oakie, his two
faithful aides, Lynne Overman
and Ned Sparks, and Joe Penner,
an amnesia victim, to conduct a
girls school.
What happens when these four
comedians attempt to direct the
destinieS of the 200 girls is under
the guidance of Director Ralph
Murphy. Added interest is the
presence of Peggy Hopkins Joyce.
who is the Charm Teacher Of the
institution.
The Washington times., 1935-08-24

@Zanuck. I have since been picket
ing the goth Century-Fox studio,
releasing carrier pigeons from my
apartment bearing notes that I
am here, ready to function, to no
avail. Mr.. Zanuck is necessarily
in conference with the invisible
Man. Nunnally johnson, the
author, went to a masquerade as
moth, in June, and was last seen
flying around in a sport suit. Roy
Del Ruth, the director, is taking
a course on How to Become a
Hermit" through the mail and
hasn't been out since his first
lesson arrived.
I started standing by, switched
to leaning by and have finally
come to sitting by waiting the
call that has yet to grace the I'M
used acoustics in my immediate
vicinity. Concocting glossary Of
Hollywood institutions and ex-
pressionS, common to the picture
industry, should keep me from be-
coming disinterested spectator
and who knows. 80.
The following miniature de-
ScriptionS of Hollywood'S points
of interest, and the definitions of
words common among the ma
tives here may prove Of interest
to readers out in the great open
spaces. Peculiar to, and a part
| of HOLLYWOOD are:
Cocktail Party: A gathering
held to enable 40 people to talk
about themselves at the same
time. The man who remains
when the liquor is gone is the
| host.
Marriage: A ceremony per-
formed for the news reels during
which a man and woman agree
to love, honor and avoid each
other from that day on.
Divorce: A ceremony at which
the same man and woman see
each other for the first time since
their honeymoon.
Some Of These Are Battling
Studio: A haven for the execu-
tives where refuge Is taken from
the stockholders.
Executive: A man with a desk
overlooking a secretary and a
waste basket.
The Washington times., 1935-08-24

Director: A man who yells
"Cut" at the actors-hoping they
will start at their Threats.
Yes Man-The only man who
can send a telegram to his boss
and have nine words left over.
When a Yes Man is hoarse he
lives in the land of Nod.
Conference-A meeting which
takes 10 men two hours to decide
to go to lunch.
Preview-A private showing of
a new picture that enables the
company to learn that it is bad
before the public finds it out.
Makeup Mana wizard with a
powder puff who can fix the face
on the barroom floor so that it
will have sex-appeal.
Juvenile good looking moron
The Washington times., 1935-08-24

Executive: man with a desk
overlooking a secretary and a
waste basket.
Juvenile: a good looking moron
with more oil on his hair than he
has in his car.
The Washington times., 1935-08-24
Fred Allen Jokes On HOlI yWOOd

with more oil on his hair than he
has in his car.
Character Actor-A man with
more lines in his face than he had
in his last picture.
Character Actress-A woman
who found out that life doent
begin at forty.
Extra-A star Of the silent
films with whiskers.
Child Star-A talented brat
who knows where her next meal
is coming from.
Personal Appearance AN at
tempt by the picture star to dis
illusion his fans, at a nelghbor-
hood theater for so per cent OF
the gross.
Autograph Collector-A small
boy with a pencil and a desire to
annoy anyone who looks impor-
tant.
Ranch-An orange tree sur
rounded by an unemployed actor.
These are a few. There are
other Hollywood terms that BATTLE
definition. There are points of in
tereSt that defy description. Per-
haps, when have had an oppor-
tunity to LOCI around and spend
few hours with the Oldest inhab-
liant, I can shed another faint
glimmer of light on the mysteries
that make this CinemetropoliS the
most fascinating community in
our country today. Successful
actors say that Hollywood is a
corner of Heaven dropped near
the studios for retakeS. Failures
claim the opposite. I wouldn't
know. At the moment I am just
a diSinterested spectator.
The Washington times., 1935-08-24

listed on the title page, Bob
cracked: This isn't a script-it'S
q petition!"