The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1935-10-03
DOCTOR OF NEWS
AND
HIS NTERNES


How do you do. my precious
ones. Ny reports about you this
week viii sc much more pleasant
for you to read and much more
pleasant for me to write than pre-
vious reports. Perhaps the reason
is that your Doctor has been In ra-
ther dogmatic mood as FAR as
diagnosing cases are concerned.
Well, might az wen give you the
dope hadn't I?
MR.. zELMAR LAWRENCE re-
turned to our city last Sunday and
was rewarded BY MISS WILLET-
IA RIDDLE with dinner for two
at her domicile-Luclxy zELMARl
Some people have been asking
rather perplexing questions about
the gardenias received by DORO-
THY ALEXANDER and VERA
SMITH just who did bless the
girls? While playing for the
Italian Athletic Club last week,
BRENNAN KING and SAMMY
BRUCE had a chance to prove
that they are still outstanding pig
skin players What's this hear
about RAY HEIGHT and DORIS
HICKMAN becoming dualistic
There is a gal around Jackson st.
Cabaret that win pay d good price
for PALMER JOHNsON's address
in shanghai-yonr move Palmerl
FRANK HOUSTON proved
himself a real threat to the boys
seeking ajl-city honors. by dashing
off many a yard in the game last
Saturday A local promoter has
proved himself bigger heel than
was first surmised by attempting
to run out without paying his EN-
ployees, but the boys quickly
changed his mind Just why did
ROLAND BLACKWELL leave the
ship in LA. when his home Is here
T. One of my internes had occa-
sion to read MR.. JOSEPH JACK
SONS latest short story and be-
lieves Esquire should buy lis
it true that a certain young mat
ron living in the Adelphi is maxi
ing a fool of herself over a well
known young man about town,
whose taste heretofore has run to
ofays s. Now that my very good
friend, MIR. EMMETT McIvER
has a 20 Ford roadster, / guess he.
viii be burning up the highway to
see his girl friend MR.. JOHN
PAYNE, Seatle's genial host, may
be found any evening greeting his
many friends at Martins Honey
suclxle Social Club s. Friend wife
finally caught up with the young
Miss who has been dealing her so
much misery. Mrs. Wife proceed
ed to pull a Joe Louis on the local
Miss. who was Immediately count
ed out
BERT ALLAN and RICHARD
BURNSIDE don't have to come to
me anymore to inform me Of the
others affection for MISS JAM
IESON. The young lady came to
the office the other day and ex-
planned that the boys were mere
.ly good friends. You know just
brother and sister love -. Since
employees of different steamships
have cast their anchors here, poor
little JERRY HUNT is having her
trouble trying to choose her mas
culine favorite I thought that
CAMILLE DOCKERY had gone a.
way to school, but now 1 see her
back in town. Could the reason be
a male +? -. Our Garfield football
player will not be that Public En-
envy No. for opposing high school
teams, unless partying on school
nights is stopped :. What's CHAR
LEY DANIELS motive for going
to Honolulu. I suppose he's going
native on us The rowing in
terne of this staff, after visiting
Tacoma, states that the two hot
test spots of that OF berg are the
DLittle Harlem Rendevoo, under
the direction of AL and RAY, and
the Social Center, where BOBBIE
SAUNDERS and JACK JOHN
SON reign When you are out
seeing Seattle, be sure and visit
the Golden Gardens and listen to
ARCHIE JACKSON at the piano,
and FRANK wALDRoN on the
sax.
Yours until you folks quit car
rying on so the Doc can get rest.
Yours,
DOC