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TIMES TABLE

National Press Club. willard Ho.
tel.
P.M.-Luncheon, Military At
taches - Lieut.. Gen. Friedrich
Won Boetticher, German Military
Attache, Carlton Hotel.
8 P.M.-Meeting, Beta Chi So
rority, Carlton Hotel.
8 P.M.-Meeting, the Logan
Thomas Circle Citizens Assn, at
1920 Rhode Island Ave.
$50 P.M.-Benefit Bingo Party,
at % r st. N. E.
TRADE BODIES
1890 PM. Luncheon, Trade
Executives Assn, Lafayette Ho-
tel.
1890 PM. Luncheon, Wash
ington Credit Mems Assn, Raj
eigh Hotel.
1890 P.M.-Luncheon, Build
ing and Loan League, Raleigh Ho-
tel.
$50 P.M.-Dinner, Washington
Chevrolet Dealers Assn, May
flower Hotel.
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u. S. Bonds I
lHiKh | Low | LOO

- and Beirut July Is; Pier E, Jersey
City-Mails close 1880 u. m; sails 1
p. m.-Mails for Balearic Islands,
Egypt, Gibraltar, Irak dieter mail),
Morocco (French), Palestine, Spain (let-
ter maiD and Syria; parcel post.
STATENDAM (Holland -American),
Plymouth, Boulogne July and Rotter-
dam July 4; Fifth St., Hoboken-Mails
close p. M; sails 10 p. m.-Parcel
post for Netherlands.
Latin America, West Indies, Canada
NE ADAN (American-Hawaiian),
Cristobal July 2, ETC., to Pacific Coast
ports; Pier 6, Bush Docks, B'klyn
(42d St.).-Mails close p. m. (sup-
Elementary mails p. m.)-Mails for
Canal Zone, Colombia (Narino Dept.
only, Ecuador (Bahia de Caraquez,
Esmeraldas and Mania only) and
Panama
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Official Notices

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CONTROL
BOARD. Washington, D. c.. June II,
1885. Notice is hereby given that the
following persons have applied for Ii
Alcoholic. Beverage Control Act. that re.
monstrants are entitled to be heard be.
fore the granting of such licenses on
District Building: 498. Norris Gottlieb,
Retailers Class B. 100 Twentieth St.
n. W., 5000. Hugh Hartsfield Garvin,
3010. Louis .Gusinsky. TIA Gusinsxy's
Market. Retailers Glass B. 21OO e St.
N. W. BOIL. Wallace Barksdale. TIA
1884 Ninth St. N. W. GEORGE W.
OFFUTT. AGNES X. MASON. ISAAC
CANS, Alcoholic Beverage Control Board.
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High tide tomorrow at 3 a. m.
and $3.50 p. m.
Low tide tomorrow at 1854 q.
m. and 1902 p. m.
The Sun and Moon
The sun rises today at 4:42 a.
m. and sets at 1887 p. m.
The sun rises tomorrow at
4:43 a. m. and sets at 1877 p. m.
The moon rises today at 1902
a. m. and sets at 1874 p. m.
The moon rises tomorrow at
1882 a. m. and sets at 2:45 D. m.
Temperatures
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NEW YORK WOOL

NEW YORK, June "A 1N.s).-Wool,
quiet. Domestic fleece unwashed. Ohio
and Pennsylvania, 23@31c; domestic,
pulled, secured basis, 6O@7Sc; domestic,
Texas, clean basis, 55@73c; domestic,
territory, clean basis, 5O@75c.
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NAVAL STORES

NEW YORK, June "a G.N.S).-Petro-
leum, steady. Crude Pennsylvania, $1.s7
@2.20. Linseed oil, per pound, 9.4c. car
lots. Turpentine, firm, 49kc. Rosin.
easier; common, 7.7Oc.
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Ship
Sailings

The following table shows the
names Of ships, the lines Oper-
ating them, their time Of sail
ing, from New York, and when
their regular and supplement
tary mails close. Time shown
is daylight-saving time. Dates
after names Of ports indicate
scheduled dates Of arrival.
~ Indicates mails must be
especially addressed by this
steamer. 81 Indicates supple.
mentary mails will be accepted
on pier up to 10 minutes before
sailing time.
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TOMORROW
Transatlantic

BLACK FALCON (Black Diamond),
Antwerp July z; Pier X, Weehawken.
N. MAILS close 1880 p. m.-Parcel
post for Belgium. Belgian Congo and
Luxembourg.
EXCELSIOR american Export),
Piraeus July s, Salonica July Is, Istan-
bull July 20 and Constantine July 49,:
Pier F, Jersey City-Mails close 1880
p. m.-Parcel post for Bulgaria, Greece
and Rumania.
EXOCHORDA american Export).
Gibraltar July 4. Palma July 5, Mar
settles July 6. Naples July 8, Alex
andria. July II. Jaffa and Haifa July
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
SUNOCO 2O-W OIL POPULAR
Robert J. Weir, Jr., Local Branch
Manager, Tells of Grades

How did DOW Oil get its name
This question was answered in a
most interesting fashion by MIR.
Robert Weir, Jr-, the Sun Oil Com
pany's local branch manager.
Some oils" he explained, "are
thicker than others, and are manu-
factured that way purposely be-
cause they have different duties to
perform. Probably, in walking
around some massive machinery
you have noticed the engineers US
ing an oil almost thick enough to
be called a grease, while you clear
ly remember buying a household
oil like the kind we sell under the
name Sunoco which will flow al
most as rapidly as water. Yet
both of these are oil, and in the
right place both are excellent lub-
ricants. Well, to make a long story
short, automobile engineers discov-
cred long ago that different mo-
tors would perform better on oils
of varied thickness or viscosity
Consequently lubricants which var
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
New Device to Improve
Police Marksmanshin

Los Angeles.-Police officers may
soon be equipped with an attach
ment for their service pistols which
will make each officer deadly
marksman in the dark.
The device, known as the auto
matte night light, the invention Of
A. b. Scott, Los Angeles engineer
soon will he in quantity produc-
ton. although offered for sale onIv
to city. county and state peace Of
ficers.
The invention, which fits secure
ly on the muzzle of a regulation
police pistol. consists of a small
flash bulb. a clover-leaf shaped ar
erture and system of lenses. In
operation it throws a clOver-leaf
shaped beam along the path of the
bullet. with the bullet striking the
point where the inner points Of the
four beams of light meet. The So
cret of the device is in the lenses
which enable the light to illuminate
the object aimed at, although a per
son in front of the pistol cannot see
the rays.
Each set of the equipment will bear
Il serial number and sales will be reg
istered just as the sale of pistols
is now recorded.
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
SET WOODLAND
BEACH AS AREA
Recommended By State Game
and Fish Board AS a
Preserve
TRACT HAS 5000 ACRES

In the biennial report of the
State Board of Game and Fish
Commissioners of which former
Governor Robert P. Robinson is
president, submitted to Governor
Buck and members Of the Legisla-
ture last Wednesday it is recon-
mended that the Legislature pass
a bill providing for breeding and
rest areas for wild fowl In
connection with the Fe6eral plan
the providing of a tract of
land containing about 5000 acres
and located south of Wood
land Beach has been recon-
mended for purchase. The Game
and Fish Commission is COMPOSED
of former Governor Robinson az
president; Wilbert Rawley of Leip-
sic, vice president and former
State Senator G. Clifton Maull, Of
Lewes, secretary. Clarence S.
Foster, of near Newark, is chief
warden ard there are % de~'I4y
wardens in various sectors cf td.a
State. The Board also rsc3mn nd
ed for Statewide hunting sGa & n
ing licenses with a sihcrt teY,n foa-
ture for non-residents. I speaking
of such license the report says:
These licenses would not only
provide additional funds with
which the work of the department
could be carried on, but would also
provide identification of all hunt
ers and fishermen, thereby prevent
ing numerous violations of the lie
ense laws" While the report does
not set it out specifically it IS un-
derstood the Commission favc-s a
plan for licensed hunters and fish
ermen to wear a large tag, similar
to that worn by Pennsylvania lie
ensed hunters. The report also
suggests that ''the sale of small
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
MAY COMBINE
ALL WELFARE
Bill Would Combine All State
Welfare Bodies Under
One Head
PROVIDES FOR MEMBERS

Unifcation of all State welfare
organizations under a State De
partment of Public Welfare is sug-
gested to Governor G. Douglass
Buck in a communication from a
group of leaders in Delaware wei
fare work. A bill providing for
the necessary setup has been pre-
pared, and will be introduced at
the Legislatures current session.
Governor Buck has the suggestions
under consideration Whether the
appropriations deemed necessary
can be obtained, is not known but
the sum needed to assure the eff
fective organization of a State De
partment of Public Welfare is be-
lieved reasonable by its sponsors,
the Social Workers Club of Della
ware. The bill was discussed fin
ally on Tuesday before its presen-
tation to the Legislature, by all ex-
ecutives and presidents of all Della
ware welfare institutions and or
ganizations, supported partially or
wholly by the State. 1t provides
for board of nine members to be
appointed by the Governor for
terms of six years, provided that
the first appointments made under
the act, shall be as follows: Pres
ent members of the existing State
Board of Charities, Mrs. Eloise B.
Bergland, Wilmington, to serve un-
til May 1, 1885; DR. Charles L.
Candee, Wilmington, until May L,
1885; Mrs. Vera G. Davis, Dover,
until May 1, 1889; DR.. Frank L.
Grier, Milford, until May 1, 1899;
Mrs. J.Thompson Brown, Whining
ton, until May 1, 1885, and that
four additional persons be appoint
ed, one from Sussex county, one
from Kent and one from New Cas-
tie county to serve until May 1,
1887, each, and one from Della
ware-at-large, to serve until May
/, 1889, all of these four additional
appointments to be made within
five days after the approval of the
act. The bill also provides that
the Governor shall be an ex-officio
member of the department, and
that any member may be removed
for cause by the Governor at any
time; that appointments shall be
made without discrimination as to
sex, color and religion, and that
there shall not be more than five
members of either major political
party in the department at one
time.
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
l3rush of Pig Bristles
Is New Aid to BEAUTY

Paris.-The latest beauty treat
nient in Paris consists in rubbing
the skin with a brush made of pigs
briStleS.
This is contrary TO the theory
that soap and water and brush
bruise the skin, and that it never
should be touched with anything
save lotions, creams, and cleansing
powders.
No more strawberry or lemon
juice for bleaching the face and
arms, according to the latest edicts
from French capital beauty parlors.
Women have petted and pampered
their skins too long so that they
have become tiabby and unable to re-
sist the ravages of age and strenu-
oVS Npriip1tinnS
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17

Subscribe for The Smvrr.
LOU per year. in advance
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
Many Big Concerns Show
Increase in Revenues

New York.-Increasing evidenc,.
that many large Industrial business
organizations are showing definit'.
increase In revenues for 1884 over
1888 Is to be found in annual re
ports covering the past fiscal year
and now being made public.
Many of Americas Industrial
leaders have increased hopes for
further expansion and additional
revenue gains.
Gerard Fl. Swope, president Of the
General Electric company, said:
"For the first nine months Of this
year, General Electric shipments
have increased to s122.OOO.00O from
s97. 100000 for the same period last
year. Profits. available for divi
dends, have increased to SIC, zoo. .OOn
from sS.SOO,OOO in the same period"
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17

led in thickness were given num-
bers according to standards estab-
lished by the Society of Automo-
tive Engineers. That's why some
car manufacturers recommend an
S. A. E. Oil Number Thirty, Forty
or Fifty for their particular cars.
There is only one drawback to
these oils. In the winter time,
when exposed to cold, such an oil
thickens into a sticky mass, so
sticky that it not only fights the
starter when you try to start the
moor, but is also so stiff that it
will not flow until engine heats
have practically melted it back
into liquid form. In the meantime
the motor is receiving little, if any
fabrication, with the result that
unnecessary wear takes place. Of
course this is not a desirable oc-
currence and needed to be correct
ed. So, after years of research,
the oil industry discovered a grade
0 light motor oil which would re-
sist cold. These two grades We're
referred to as "W" oils, the "W"
0 course standing for winter. Sum-
oco low and 20-W Motor Oils are
outstanding examples. At temp
eratures as low as zero 2O-W Sum
oco remains liquid and does not get
sticky Instead 2O-W Sunoco helps
quick starting and gives safe lub-
rication. low Sunoco oMtor Oil
does the same things at tempera-
lures below zero. That's why these
wv" oils are recommended by
most car manufacturers for winter
driving. They remain liquid, aid
quick starting and prevent unnec-
essary motor wear by giving
prompt fabrication. Sunoco "W'
Oils are, of course, the only Mer-
curry made motor oils in this clas-
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
Meteor Falls

Several times people have mar
rowly missed death in meteor falls
during the last century. In 1927
man was injured at Mhow. India.
In 1886 cattle were reported killed
by shower of meteors in Brazil.
In Bauman, Bohemia, in 1S47, two
iron meteorites plunged through
the roof of a building where two
small children were sleeping. Both
the meteOrites weighed a total of
S5 pounds.
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
Largest Prime Number

Chicago.-Dr. Samuel |. Kriegei
wore out six pencils, used 72 sheets
Of legal size note paper and fraz
zled his nerves quite badly but he
was able to announce that 231, ,5S4.
17S, 474. 632, 800. O.847. 141. 970. O17.375.
8l5, 706, 539. 800, 331, ,2S1. 1913. 97S, ,915.
826. .259. .279,s71 is the largest known
prime number.
A prime number is any figure di
visible only by Itself or 1.
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
Hen Laws 8-Inch Err

North Haven, Conn.-If Omar J
Dunham's hen could crow, II would
have good reason to. II laid an
egg eight inches in circumference
and weighing slightly more than a
quarter of q pound.
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
RESTORAI1do
TEACHERS /
Instead of D.;
They May H,v, = N
Cut Further !
WHOLE PLAN IsnI

Unless the L. egisl..
State Board of : IA I,,a'afe az
fiscal biennium ar,- IN iof
ers in the Stat = I'pe u
may have for rssto.9a. pa0llr
SIT made two years .aa ,,aa 4
pletely shattered b =. go u
ment Of Dr. H V Hars = g
raa,,5s. rhs State Boar of Etla,t ~
requested rs5l sa.885.s92 for 4
g5s gssf o.a ending June 80. ls,s i.
,,d5 odS SO for the forop,1 l5,9;
said ~ s, s,is<e sums, Dr. II
iii u,Its ~ o1afa mad includs
regtora = =" "lloa It vas ps1
d7lrjng ~ Jlls,nal1 nan Of the paI
addftioraI .ie mex nexf fiscal ysar
h M : Iat SzSo. .O8s. which
H. haI.1 ! ne second year to
teachers on a 1881 NV !!
aries were cut from ~ n
cent depending uDo1 ~ . /
r nana'l ~ tsnIaIlVe budget d
the Legislature s377 ssI
from the State board,s
the first year and s,o;. .s
sliced from the second -.
quest. making a total III
Of S9O3.6O6. With sneb =.
HOI1ou-ov ,o;
ment upward Of the teacis
IS simply out of the cues+i.
ne further stated that unIs]
of this reduction is restor.S
be necessary for the Ststs
reduce salaries still f,lrtb..
uuce me teaching force.
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17

mouth and large mouth bass in
this State should be prohibited at
all times, regardless of where the
fish are caught"
Smyrna times., 1935-01-17
SMYRNA DOINGS
OF so YEARS AGO
Notes of Marriages, Deaths,
and Matters of Interest
of Half Century Ago
ISSUE OF JAN. 14TH, 1885

Taken from our old files OF
corresponding week, as near
date Of this issue as possible
Fifty Years Ago. This column,
now a regular feature OF the
Times, will call to mind people
and events OF the older genera
tion.
Evening star., 1935-07-07
THIS WEEK

kicked like a newly-branded white.
faced steer"
'kicked?" l asked puzzled
well, wouldn't you?" he almost
shouted. Il simply could not see it
their way, and to them it was as
natural as breathing. 1t had always
been done when necessary. l went
through lot before gave in. even
though | was heart free. But this ter
rife obligation to them, to my new
name, to the old land - we'll, it. got
me down at last, and consented"
ITO what?" | asked in cold, alb
surdly frightened voice. What did
you consent to-"
ITO marry money! he said. with
harsh little laugh. do you think I'll
have any luck? The Duchess is taking
Evening star., 1935-07-07

me to America 10. as you say, auction
me off to the highest bidder"
] felt sudden chill - not exactly
OF disgust. not of repulsion. 1t was
more as if some tender. precious thing
had snapped inside of me. Hardly
knowing what did, got to my feet.
| felt, quite unreaSonably, that l
must put up defense of some kind
He stood there looking at me with a
warm, straightforward eagerness which
seemed to beg my forgiveness and
understanding. But he was now
definitely removed from me = he
whom had for one flashing instant
thought would he so near. l managed
a little cold sophisticated laugh.
II must go! said lightly Thanks
for an amusing evening, and / wish
Evening star., 1935-07-07

you all kinds of luck. / can scarcely
call the kettle black. because I've
decided to marry for money myself,
as soon as reach New York. Well,
chins up, eh? Good night. my dear
Prince"
A quick look like the reflex from
lash swept across his face. and the
light went out of his eyes as he bowed
stiffly. And as I moved away, had
an uncomfortable feeling that it was
l who had been cheap and not His
Highness. And when l reached my
cabin. ! threw myself down on the
bed and cried bitterly for no good
reason except two brandies and an
utterly ridiculous disappointment
about a perfect stranger.
(To Be Continued Nest Week.
Evening star., 1935-07-07
Magazine Section
Christophine Discovers America
Magazine Section
Continued from page four

But | am" he assured me, laugh
ing. Il guess your astonishment is
real compliment Sister! But you can
see my credentials if you want"
Il simply don't get it. saw the
Duchess Urbitini in the dining room
know her by sight, and she's as Italian
as they come. And l know darn well
she's. she's - we'll, your aunt! Sup
pose you come clean yourself, before l
go completely nuts!'
You'll probably send for straight
jacket if | do," he warned me smil-
ingly. Let's have another drink. to
give you strength, and then I'll tell
you story which will make yours
mere inside-page stuff. young lady"'
When the waiter had come and
gone, l settled myself into my seat as
solidly as if were expecting an
explosion And in way got one.
1T really isn't as unbelievable as it
sounds at first" he began, but was
born in Omaha. and I'm proud of it.
You see, the Mater made one of those
marriages you were talking about. She
had plenty of money - my grand
father was in the cattle business in
big way Gosh. | wish you could see
the ranch he used to have out near
Albion. tell you that's great country
- so vital and clean. And Omaha
even then was a real town. But
nothing would suit Mother until she'd
had trip abroad. So she got it - and
my father But very soon they found
out that they didn't get along very
we'll. so she left him and came home
seven months before | was born.
Mater was swell, you'd have liked
her"
I'm betw | responded. go on.
please"
when made my appearance and
turned out to be boy he explained.
the family in Italy went through
some motions about getting hold of
me. But in the meanwhile Mater had
got perfectly good divorce giving her
the custody of the child. meaning
myself. And when my fathers family
found out Mater had no more money,
they let the matter drop - probably
they hadn't a cent either"
so you were brought up as an
American" exclaimed.
81 couldn't have been more so,
thank heaven" he said fervently.
Education, local high, then the
University of Nebraska"
But didn't you ever want to see
your fathers people?" l asked
curiously
Il didn't even know about them
until l was six or seven. Mother
stayed in Omaha and married again,
a man in the hardware business,
named Walker. l used to think he was
my father, and Mater seldom talked
about Italy. 1t was only after Mater
died and he remarked that found out
the whole truth"
Then you got in touch with them?"
No. curiously enough, never did.
I'd never been legally adopted by
Walker, so | took my own name back,
without any title. of course had
job in the hardware factory, and was
living along happily enough, just
about like anybody else guess, until
-"
Until what?"
Until my father died." he said.
Il hadn't really realized" he went
on in a precise. thoughtful voice,
that one day | would be Prince
not one Of your phoneys but the real
thing. The Italian Ambassador sent
for me, and l went to Washington. He
opened my eyes to the fact that some
thing very important had happened
to me.
"Of course | went over to Italy" he
continued, but not in the spirit
that the Ambassador seemed to
Ia~.~<a .Lat 49,, nan1a mos
Evening star., 1935-12-26

shores Of Lilliput, q revolution Is
brewing among the proletariat, and
the capitalists scheme to use his over
whelming strength in beating down
rebellion. Instead, the man-moun-
tain halls the workers as his own, his
beloved comrades, sympathizes with
their horrid predicament, and agrees
with them that underpaying a worker
Is q heinous crime, but blowing up
capitalists Is Just good. clean sport.
With the connivance and aid of
Guliver, the workers triumph, and
march off singing the "Lilliputian In
ternationale, All this Is recounted
with periodic flashes Of really bril-
liant humor and with great pictorial
beauty, both of which qualities may be
attributed to the visionary rather
than the argumentative premises OF
the production. You will also enjoy
hearing a court tenor Groom an idyllic
love song about
my lovely Lilliputian lass.
My diminutive dear :"
The Christmas week program al
the Belasco includes short subjects.
Evening star., 1935-12-26
| Where and When
Current Theater Attractions
and Time of Showing.

Loew's Fox-"Charlie Chan's Sc
cret," at 11:05 am, 1:45, 4:30, tbs
and 10 pm.
Earie-"Miss Pacific Fleet" at II
am, 1:45, AIS, ITO and 9:55 pm.
Stage shows with Jane Froman In
person, /, 3:45, $50 and 9:15 pm.
R-K-O Keith's-"Sylvia Scarlet" /"
at 11:l5 am, 1:20, 3.25, $50, 7:35
and $40 pm.
Palace-"The Littlest Rebel" at
11:15 am, 1:2o, 3:25, $50, 7:35 and
9:45 pm.
MetrOp0litan-"NeCada," at - noon,
2, 4, 6, 8 and 10 pm.
Columbia-"Thanks a Million" at
1l:15 am, 1:20, 3:25, $50, TAO and
Gas pm.
Belasco-"The New CULVER" at
1925, 2:20,' Ais, 6:10, sos and 10
pm.
Tivoli-"So Red the Rose" at 3:35,
5:35, 7:s5 and s:35 pm.
Ambassador Across the
Table" at 3, 4:45, 6:25, sos and 10
pm.
Little - Naughty Marietta" at
1l:20 am, 1922, 3:24, 5:26, 1923 and
$50 pm.
Gayety-"Merry Maidens," at II
noon, 2:15 and 8:15 pm.
Howard-"Thunder In the Night,
at 1890, $50, 7:05 and 1910 pm.
Stage shows at 2:30, 5:45 and 9:15
pm.
Evening star., 1935-12-26
New Lilliput
Is Fashioned
| For Gulliver
Russian Cinema Has
Pictorial Beauty
in Child Fable.
BY ROBERT B. PHILLIPS, JR.

Os %
IN THE New Gulliver," the gentle
= men Of the Soviet cinema come
out from behind their boards and
tragic masks, to fashion the greatest
puppet show on earth, as Messrs.
Barnum and Bailey would say. A pert
and witty fantasy. peopled with one
human actor and 5000 gargoyles, the
film, which opened at the Belasco yes
terday, will take its place upon the
must" lists Of all who are interested
in the experimental, we almost said
artistic, possibilities Of the motion
picture.
Like the classic Swift tale which
inspired it, this new Amkino product
may be digested either as a fascinat-
ing fable for children, or as potent
political satire. For our part. we pre-
fer it in the former guise, and recon-
mend it principally as an illuminate
ing excursion into dreamland.
AS a political document, THE New
Gulliver" Is quite as puerile as any
of its predecessors, indicating clearly
that it was designed for populace
whose philosophy of the state Is SIM
plified to the kindergarten level.
Here the land of the Lilliputians is
a monarchy, wherein every mon
archist is a gibbering idiot. every gen.
eral and policeman a brute and a
scoundrel, and every oppressed work.
man a noble fellow with a heart Of
gold.
When Gulliver Is washed upon the