The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1935-09-12
DOCTOR
AND
HISNTERNES


Since my patients Of last weeks
edition have not been able @ find
out who their Doc is. I an atin
physically able to give You the
condition Of a few more patients.
It seems as though one Of our
government men, who just purch-
ased 50 automobile. does net be-
neve that his chariot is com
munity property; consequently his
better half uses the public trans
portation service. I wonder just
hoy long that viii last a eer-
tain U. Of W. coed was seen with
one of the biggest men Ia town
(weight 300 Mr.. Louis Todd,
proprietor Of one Of our better
known night spots. win again give
one Of his lavish entertainments
honoring Gorilla Jones after the
fight Tuesday-We hope that the
honor guest Of that affair VIII be
the victor Of his battle # any
one has any doubts about a Chew
Vie doing SO miles an hour, at one
a. M. on Aurora Ave-. ask Bruce
Rowell or the arresting officer !
Is it true Odessa Lewis heart Is
IN Portland Charles Russell Is
Public Enemy No. to the foot
ball teams of the various high
schools, 50 ne had better enjoy life
while he can Why is a we'll
known steamship company elevat-
or operator looking so forlorn these
days? wonder If the police
man was insulted when George
Collins took him for a fireman
George. You should have looked at
his feet \. If Gorilla Jones takes
Freddy Steele like he did Bobby
Crane in a poker game, it win be
just curtains for Steele Who
Is there on 2Srd and Thomas mat
makes Walter Strengthens heart
go biff -bam-boom Was a GER
tain girls face red when her part
ner. a former tennis star now en-
ployed at Augustine and Kyer, at
tempted one Of these new hotcha
steps with the result Of falling up
on the girl in the middle Of a
crowded floor? The fall must have
taken effect because later we
found him on his knees in a street
Of a very shady reputation in front
of another fair lady.
Ethiopian Jim" tying to trade
spirits of publicity II. Where is
Cliff Bell? Which Of two sis
ters which are now employed in a
popular night club win be the vic
tor over its manager? You better
watch out girls" his fiancee just
might see that you are without
/ jobs Why is the honorable Joe
Smith down in the mouth these
days? Susan Lyons, the fem
mime personality for RaIph's Place
has a friend that motors to work
with one of our law and order men
Ted Powell cruizing around in
brand new automobile assisted
by his favorite footman, Mr.. Squire
Landers. What's the rsason for
your success, Powell s. Attorney
Clarence r. Anderson, driving a
new Hudson but according to Mr..
r. Johnson, popular manager Of
Hudson and TerrapIane, he hasn't
| got his name on the dotted line
as yet What's the reason Cleo
Hunt says, Never again to Love. "
Juggling boy friends seems to
be the favorite pastime among the
younger set. AS a result, two for
mer friends at Garfield High. that
vacation in Portland, are not on
speaking terms at present :.
Speaking Of the rough and ready
boys, I wonder what happened to
the dash and zip Of Tiger" Al
Lewis Why do women fall for
Jimmie Harris ? s. I wonder why
a U. of w. college man, now en-
ployed at Blocks Shoe Store, al
ways has to work late when his
girl friend wants him to go some
where Friday the 18th Cleo
Hunt win celebrate her 10th birth
day with Is guests at her home
best wishes, Cleo Why has
Clyde Taylor ceased to indulge in
Intoxicating beverages here Of late
Bremerton Smitty showing his
infirmity by claiming he never
heard Of VIII Rogers Ethel
Phinney has got the Navy Blues
or should / say the Navy Blue
william Hellum, trying to get rid
of the boy friend lots Of success
See to IL that Won and YOURS