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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1935-02-02
THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY T. 1855
Ponsee Will Sing Leading Role in Don Giovanni Next Saturday

5:s0-Prsss Radio News
5:45-Little Orphan Annie
6:o0-Phil Cook Show Shop
s:l5-Eb and zeb-Mandan Cream
s:so-Harry Turner 8 his Orch.
7:oo-Mary Wood-violinist
7:Is-American Legion Program
7:sS-soy Scout Silver Jubilee and
Talk by President Roosevelt
S:00-Mehus Conservatory Two
Piano Team
s:15-Art Kassell and Orch.
s:3o-Fred Warnings Pennsylvanians
s:ao-Coca cola-"The Pause that
Refreshes on the Air"
l0:o0-Late Evening Weather Fore.
lo:o5-Legislative Highlights
lo:l5-Jesse Crawford, OrSsnist
10:30--Tom Gerun & Orch.
ll:0O-Hotel Biltmoro Orch.
Cherniavosky and Orch.
Il:3o-Don Pedro and His Orch.
Gardens Orch.
l2:00-Silent
saturday. Feb. .
7:00-Morning Devotions
7:15-William Meeder. Organist
7:3O-cheerio
S:00-Breakfast Club
S:O0-Press Radio News
e:05-Johnny Marvin. Tenor
S:l5-The Gospel Singer
s:30-Morning Parade
9:45-Weather
9:5O-Aunt Sammy
9:SS-Markets
10:0O-Organ Melodies
10:l5-vass Family
10:30-Down Lovers Lane
II :00-Markets and World Bookman
l1l5-Genia Fenariova. Solotst
Educational Farm and Home Hr.
l::3o-Words and Music
12:45-Markets
l2:55-Don Giovanni--Lambert Co.
4:13-Sam and His City Fellers
4:30-Our American Schools
5:oO--kaltenmeyers kindergarten
5:3O-Press Radio News
5:35-Ranch Boys
5:45-Master Builders
6:oO-Religion In tho News
6:l5-Jamboree
7:oo-Harry Turner q Orch.
7:30-Studio
s:oo-smith Bros. Program ;.
S:S0-Proctsr and Gamble "lvery"
,:so- ras e'e Dsnc. r:mi'y Bic.
cult Co.
1880 A. M.-Silent
Sunday, Feb. 10
S:oo-NBc children's Hour
a:0o-Radio Pulpit
s:so-Music & American Youth
Press Radio News
& Program Resume
1o:05-Mario colzie
lo:l5-walberE Brown String Quartet
lo:30-Major Bowes Capitol Theatre
uls-Edea o,Dell. Popular Singer
ll:so-Radio City Music Hail Of the
le:so-National Youth Conference
l:00-lmmortal Moments Dramatiz1.
ton OF Bible Stories-Mont-
gomery Ward
i:30-Lux Program
3:30-National Vespers
3:00-United Drug Program
3:30-Knights Of Columbus Program
4:00-Hoover Sentinels
4:3o-"House by the Side Of the
Road" S. G. johnson and Son.
Inc.
6:0o-Catholic Hour
5:30-Singers Guild
5:45-Marguerite Kennedy
6:o0-General Foods with Jack
s:so-.Bakers Notwithstanding
7:oo-Chase and sanborn Hour
S:O0-Dr. Lyons Manhattan Merry.
Go-Round"
8:s0-Harry Turner and Orch.
9:OO-Pontiac Program
9:30-One Mans Family
l0:00-Late Evening Weather Fore.
cast
King and His Orch.
l0:30-Press Radio News
1O:35-Joseph Chernievsky 4 Orch.
11:00-Abe Lyman & Orch.
Pedro and Orch.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1935-02-02

A song written in spare moments
by Robert Brains. NBC staff artist.
will be played by the Radio City
Symphony orchestra during . broad
cast Feb. 10. The song, entitled
Lincoln" Is dedicated to the mar
tyred president.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1935-02-02

Normal tears are hundreds Of times
more effective In protecting the eye
than solutions commonly used, labora.
tory tests have revealed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1935-02-02

nag and the bay. Another especially
arranged number viii be June in
January" from the popular cinema,
Here Is My Heart"
Ma Little Sunflower, Goodnight"
Is the song Of the Lullaby Lady on
this occasion. and the recipe Of con-
tentment will come from q woman
whose beautiful songs have brought
contentment to millions-Carrie Ja-
cobS Bond.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1935-02-02
COntented Hour to
Feature Spiritual

Vic Young's modern negro spiritual
LET Me Be Born Again" will be
featured on the COMMENTED Hour"
Monday. Feb. 1. the quartet and the
orchestra directed by Morgan L.
Eastman using this robust song Of
jubilation as the programs finale.
Orchestral numbers will include
Evening star., 1935-06-10
BROOKE ACADEMY
IN CLOSING PROGRAM

rUI.MINATING its activities for the
~ year, the Clifford Brooke Acad-
emy presented q varied program Of
histrionics last evening at the Ma
tional Theater-a program which i'm
proved as it progressed.
The Girls" one-act comedy inau-
gural, was a rather weak effort, though
this Is no reflection on the players.
Bessie Bangs has q reunion of her
chums of long g-past school days, a
quarrel between two of the girls Is
patched up, and spinster gets a man.
o. K. was Mary Wilson's Bessie,
Elinor Lord as Mrs. James, Betty
Whitson playing Fqossie. very good was
Abby Lee as maid ne plus ultra. while
Adelaide Trimble offered a slightly
overdrawn Jennie Farquartson.
Thence TO The Magic Well" con-
tribution of the junior class, where
we find an assistant gardener at
the royal palace in love with the chief
fioriculturist's daughter. the latter en-
amored of a poet, who in turn seeks
the favor of the princess. Elizabeth
Taylor stood out in q group of young
Sters OF no mean talent, playing
Phyllis, who finds in the enchanted
we'll her true love Is Peter, humble
caretaker. which role Clyde Maxwell
filled acceptably. Paeans also to David
Davis as the poet. Shirley Walcott. his
. attendant, and the princess, Patricia
Benedict.
In Leslie Longs Shorts" the
charwomen In the ONCE Of producer
of advertising films plead for and are
given q chance to display their alleged
ing and authentic characterizations are
Charts, Virginia Golladay, Helen
Marsh, Margaret Walton and Mar
garet Edmunston. The contrast of
the uniformly high quality of vocal
efforts and the deficient pantomime
was mildly disconcerting, however.
That 1856 A. D." should prove .
true picture of the state of affairs
three decades hencel According to
this piece, that era will find whacking
husbands over the head the principal
diversion of the fair sex, and women
will have separate courts in which a
distinction will be made between the
common garden variety of murder
and the misunderstanding type Ed
wilma Wise was superb as defense coun-
sci, delivering a rare brand of facile
and spontaneous mining. The Judge
and prosecuting attorney were well
handled by Jean Prince and Eleanor
Campbell, respectively. and the de-
fendant was executed with under
standing by Mary Anderson.
The second act of The Charm
School, was q considerably performed
finale, with Virginia Kirby as Miss
Hays, erstwhile head Of the institu-
tion. and John Mcknight playing the
Austin Bevens. Adonic, new prin-
cipal with new ideas, carrying of the
spoils. Taking show money would be
Marguerite Cooke in the role of Miss
Curtis. school secretary of question
able efficiency. A deserved mention.
too, for Bertha Cunningham, Estelle
Tabb and Charles Grove.
In testimonial of their completion
of the course, diplomas were awarded
last night to Frances Ridgeway,
Arthur Little. Edwina Wise, Mollie
Schwartz, Eleanor Ray, Eleanor Camp
bell. and Charles Grove. The entire
program was under the direction Of
Mildred Coleman and Maurice Greet.
C. A. M.
Evening star., 1935-06-10
0RGANISTS' GUILD
AT CORBY HOME

AN ORGAN program by Louis Pot
ter, assisted by Mildred Colvin,
soprano, climaxed the entertainment
given by Mrs. Charles Corby at her
home on Rockville Pike for the Wash
ington Chapter of the Guild of Amer
lean Organists on Saturday.
Mr.. Potter's selections included
Bach's chorale from "Sleepers
Awake: chorale fantasie. "All Glory,
Land and Honor; the prelude from
First Symphony" by Vierne: "A
Memory" Stebbins, and "Sposalzio,' -
Liszt.
Mrs. Colvin was heard in Handers
whats Sweeter Than the New
Blown Rose" Wells Spring Song, -
and Rummefs Ecstasy"
Supper was served on the lawn and
the beautiful surroundings added
greatly to the enjoyment of the af-
fair. Arrangements tor the evening
we're in charge of Emily g. Dickinson,
chairman of the Program Committee
Mary Minge wilkins is dean of the
Washington Chapter.
Evening star., 1935-06-10
PIANIST WINS
APPRECIATION
NHIS RECITAL
BY ALICE EVERSMAN.

WILLIAM JOSEPH HOLDEN, who
w for the past two years has re-
ceived a teachers diploma and a
bachelor of music degree at the
Washington College of Music, gave
his artist diploma recital Saturday
evening at the college. Mr.. Holden
was presented by Fanny Amstutz
Roberts and Edwin Hughes, and his
program scheduled Beethoven's "32
Variations on an Original Theme in
c Minor" Schumann's "Fashings-
schwank aus Wien," Brahms Cap
pricio, Op. 116, No. ~; "Intermezzo
No. g." "Rhapsodie, Op. 10, No. u;
Scriabin's Poem Satanique," Cow
ellis Floating" from "Six Ings." and
Guion's THE Harmonica Player"
from ALLEY Tunes"
That Mr.. Holden has an earnest
feeling for the masters he interpreted
and sincere aspiration toward art
was evident throughout his playing
of the evening. AS yet, his ideas are
not fully colored by individuality.
nor does he give himself up to the
influence of the music sufficiently to
extract all the inner sentiment with
convincing power. While his tech
nical efficiency is equal to the musical
demands, 1t lacks the brilliancy which
a more positive personal feeling would
give. He follows the accepted plan
of Interpretation with fidelity, which
in itself Is excellent and not easy of
accomplishment. With this as q basis,
his further progress is assured when
he concentrates ON originality and
freedom.
The Beethoven Variations" the
Scriabin Poem and Guion's "aar-
monica Player" contained the great
est brilliancy and variety, with Schu-
mann's Vienna Carnival Scene" also
well modulated in effect. In such
numbers as the three works of
Brahms, Mr.. Holden has not yet dis
covered the secret of making a sub
dued passage interesting. But in
summarizing Mr.. Holden's work, one
Is not conscious that he has, by any
means, reached the limit of his pos
sibilities. and one senses in him the
fine virtuoso.
His reception by q large and in
terested audience was hearty one.
in which there was more evidence of
real appreciation of sincere endeavor
than mere friendly applause. Mr..
Holden is a pianist with . future.
when he has discovered the latent
possibilities within himself. and
should have much to offer In further
appearances.
Evening star., 1935-06-10
Where and When
! Current Theater Attractions
and Time Of Showing.

R-K-O Keith's-"Escape Me Never,
at 1896 am. 1880. 3:24, Sis. 7:l2,
$50 and 1880 pm.
Loew's Fsx-"Public Hero No. IT,
at 10:45 am, 80. AIS. 7:05 and
9:55 pm. Stage shows at 12:35, 500
$40 and 8:55 pm.
Earie-"Girl from Tenth Avenue, /"
at IL am. 1:35. 4:20. ,7:05 and 10
pm. Stage shows at 1910, 3:25, 6:lC
and 9:05 pm.
Doubling Thomas" at
1l:l5 am. l:2o, 3:25, 5:35, TAO and
GAS pm.
Metropolitan-"F "Florentine Dagger" -"
at 11:10 am, 1853, 2:45, 4:30. 6:15,
and $50 pm.
Belasco o-"Unfnished Symphony" al
1855 am, 2:04. 4:12, $40. S:2S and
1924 pm.
Columbia-"It'sa Small World" al
12:l5. 2:10, 4, 6, 7:50 and 9:45 pm.
Little-"Sins of Love" flor mer
only, At 10 am. 1890, 3:45. SIS
8:45 and 10 pm.
TivsliECsrdinsl Richelieu, at {2:25
AIS, 6, 7:50 and s:35 pm.
Ambassador Girl From Tenth
Avenue" at Sis. 7:5s and $50 pm.
Howard-"G Men," at 1870 An.
$50, 4:10. $50 and $50 pm. Stage
shows at /. $40. $40. 8 and 1920 p m
Evening star., 1935-06-10
HINDAWAUSAUA AGAIN
ON GAYETY PROGRAM

A IL of the tumult and the clanor
this week cannot be blamed on the
Shriners. A goodly part of it emanates
from the Gayety, where Hinda Wau-
sau. Jean and Jo Ann Carroll, Jimmy
Pinto, Matty Della, Mike Sachs. Fred
Binder and a host of other able per-
formers are cavorting in climax to q
burlesQue season.
Miss WauSau's ingratiating grin,
her gay good humor. which bubbles
forth and spreads over the audience
the moment she enters the stage, and
her exotic and highly individualized
angular dance, set her far ahead of
almost all of the performers in her
line. She's crazily performing sort
of a person, but she has that certain
something.
The Carroll Sisters also have an
individuality which sets them apart
and far up toward the head OF the
list. This pair of platinum topped
captivators still would be the best sis
ter team in burlesque if there were
twice as many sister teams in bur-
lesque. They make three enthusias-
lCCCiNCd dPRCnl tllIS
and even show that singing harmony
is one of their talents. The other
speciality artist is Kitty Norris, tall,
slim and handsome person of no little
charm. who knows well the ways Of
her calling, and in so knowing, gains
much favor. Cynthia Michel con-
tributes pleasant personality and
some graceful dancing to the proceed
ings.
Comedy. too. is plentiful and we'll
done. Mike Sachs and Freddie Binder
have teamed together again, and ap-
pear here in some of the most bolster
GUS and obstreperous slapstick. Each
of these boys is good when on his own,
so when they appear jointly, anything
is liable to happen. The result is aure-
fire. They are assisted in no little
degree by Alice Kennedy. burlesque's
best straight woman. Also present
and greeted with cheers by those who
saw them last week are Jimmy Pinto
and Matty Della, a pair Of Italian
dialecticians who gag in q hilarious
manner and who are accomplished
musicians. Matty plays a variety of
stringed instruments in fine fashion
and Jimmy makes a cello effect in the
most astounding manner
Powder Puff Revue" is the name
Of the current attraction, by the way
and A. it makes any difference It is
attractively staged, effectively lighted
and has, in addition to the talented
persons listed above. some neat pro-
duction numbers done by a handsome
chorus. H. M.
Evening star., 1935-06-10
PLAYERS TO APPEAR
AT SYLVAN THEATER

THE Washington Community Play
ers. whose recent production Of
three short plays was so successful at
Roosevelt Auditorium, have received 20
many requests for the performance
to be repeated at the National Sylvan
TheaJer in the Summer festival series
at the Washington Monument that it
has been decided to present the PLAYS
there on Monday night, June "A, in
terspersing this evening of colorful
and spectacular drama with an or
chestral concert by the Civic SYM
phony Orchestra, conducted by Bailey
r. Alart.
Arrangements have already been
completed by Bess Davis Schreiner for
the presentation Of Lord Dunsany'S
THE Gods Of the Mountain" and for
Philip Moeller's "Helena's Husband"
and negotiations are under way for a
third brief comedy by the group which
presented "A Sunny Morning." under
the direction of Arthur Rhodes.
Evening star., 1935-06-10
STUDENTS IN RECITAL
SHOW DANCE ABILITY

STUDENTS of Ivy Randall were pre-
~ sented In . Review Of the Dance
Saturday night at the Wardman Park
Theater, before an enthusiastically sp-
proving audience Of their parents and
friends,
The program, consisting Of ~ diff
ferent' numbers in four scenes, was
expertly arranged and moved smooth
ly and swiftly. The scenes were more
or less separate entities, each of the
first three, the opening in the garden,
which belonged to the contrary lass
named Mary who raised silver. bells
and cookie shells and, pretty maids;
the second, "On the Good Ship Lolly-
pop" and the third, In 4 Winter
Wonderland" being developed around
its own individual theme.
All of the dancers displayed GER
tain amount of. talent and. hinted at
q lot of hard work in training, in their
contributions to the terpsichorean pa
rade. Various types Of photography
tap, acrobatic and ballet-were en-
ployed to entertain the audience,
though tap dancing predominated.
lEe ulOSt 1OtdDic 'ulUlVlQudl pcEAOIul-
snce In the review probably was that
of young Herbert Sprecher, who pre-
sented a tip-top acrobatic-tap number
in the first scene.
Other numbers which stood out were
"Over the. Hurdles" by Ethel Hoffman,
an adept tap artist; "Glow Worm" by
Martha -Poynton, Southern Roses" by
Miss Hoffman, Ann Tolbert and
Louise Ridgeway; "Semaphore" by
Dorothy johnson, "Raggin the Waves"
by Miss. Hoffman and. Miss Tolbert,
Snow Fairy" by Ann Marie Emmett.
Miss Winter" by Miss :Tolbert, and
Skaters" an ensemble number done
by Anne Wyland, Reha Eanet, Anne
Anderson, Gloria Duckett, Elsie An
derson, Ova Rae Asher. Dorothy Sim
mons, Mary Crane. Mary Katherine
Connolly, Helen Bailess, Louise Schaf-
fer, Priscilla Makela, Eleanor Spar
ough and Dulie Crane. And it would
be impossible to list all OF the other
capable performers, who contributed
sprightly talents. H.M.N
Evening star., 1935-06-10
Ne,o Alnska,,s Find Way Hard
After Triumphal Journey Ends
Difficulties and Inexperience Produce
YoOls of Dismay From Many.
y Others Accept Pioneers Lot.
By ARvILLE SCHALEBEN.

PALMER Alaska 10 CNANA3-Some
idea That hero stun in the States weed their hatbands
Uncle Sam kicking In with 'milionares vacation"
the vail of the
debated vacatonits.
Some of them want to home they
Alaska
mn to return them few assert they have been msed the
wouldn't have to that they would find
But farm
5 FirstT Task
"They land, didn't
develop least 40 We want
community Jobs available getting
Evening star., 1935-06-10
Robbers Get Only Pistol.

ROCK HILL. S. c. tP.-Alarmed
by an epidemic of house rohberies,
Earl Hope hunted out pistol he had
when he was a special officer some
time ago, oiled it and placed it ready
for use on the first burglar entering
his house.
Today he reported his house was
entered. but nothing was taken except
his pistol.
Evening star., 1935-06-10
BAND CONCERT.

BY the United States Marine Band
at the Marine Barracks at 8 pm.
Capt. Taylor Branson, leader; Arthur
8. Witcomb. second leader. :
March, MOBILES of the Mystic
Shrine" Sousa
Overture. "The Kings Lieutenant" It'll
Descriptive, Down South" Myddleton
Euphonium solo, "Therese" ..Waldron
Donald Kimball. /
Grand scenes from Aida" Verdi
Waltz. "Espana". Waldteufel
Humoresque, Coming Around the
Mountain" ............. Fillmore
Rhapsody in Blue. 49,: Gershwin
Invocation to Battle" from
HlenM ... wagner
The Marines hymn
THE Halls Of Montezuma."
'The Star Spangled Banner"
Evening star., 1935-06-10

surprised . young architects aide, who
couldn't understand why any one
wanted "barnyard view" A practical
farm housewife set him right.
"City people never do understand
why farmers want their kitchens fac
ing barns" she said. well, we do
most Of our work In the kitchen, and
II any stock gets loose, or anything
like that. we can see them. My hus-
band won't even let me have a wash
line between the kitchen and the
barn."
(Copyrixht. 1895. by the North America n
Newspaper Allis nee 1nc.p
Evening star., 1935-06-10

II
who is unknown at present, succeeds
In buying him out of United Artists,
Fairbanks will make enough money
on the deal to enable him to become
producer when and where he wishes.
This has long been known to be his
ambition.
II the stockholders meeting June
% is satisfactory to Fairbanks and
he decides not to sell. the chances are
he will make pictures here in Holly
wood on his home lot
Movies have found what they have
long been searching fora woman
who can dance like Fred Astaire. Her
name is Eleanor Powell, and you are
going to hear from her in big way.
Not only can Eleanor Powell dance
IN manner to take your breath
away-and if you saw Follow Thru"
on the New York stage or George
Whites Scandals in the movies, you'll
get what mean-but she's pretty
and feminine and looks lovely while
dancing.
Tap-dancing excellence is deter
mined by the sharpness and quality
Of each individual tap. Even when
the dance Is muted down to a mere
nothing, each tap must be as sharp
and clear as the click of a telegraph
key. Fred Astaire has this down to
perfection-but SO has Eleanor
Powell
Movie men, hearing how Eleanor
Powell won her laurels in New York,
have incorporated a dance trial scene
into the Broadway Melody of 1886"
which Is the picture you will see her
in next.
Judges listen to tap-dancing appli-
cants from below the floor on which
they dance-this in order not 10 be
confounded by personality, smiles,
silhouette, or mere personal preference.
Eleanor Powell was chosen for ex-
cellence in such manner. Imagine
the judges surprise when they found
their choice to be beauty, charmer,
q girl with what-it-takes.
Young Michael Bartlett has full
filed his promise. When this singer
came to Hollywood, those who knew
him prophesied a tremendous future.
He was cast as leading man for
Grace Moore, and rumor has it that
he mas eclipsed this star in the recent
musical which Victor Schertzinger
made. .
Now that was not the intention
after all, Grace Moore is the star of
the picture, and stars must be pro-
tected. When Fred AStaire appeared
with Joan Crawford in dancing
number and danced rings around this
star, who was put on the cutting room
floor? :. Not Joan Crawford!
Sooooooooo. Young Michael may not
appear in quite as much footage as he
shot. But this year Is going to see a
lot of new names in Hollywood skies,
and Michael Bartlett is bound to be
one OF them.
Friends of the two say Marlene
Dietrich will divorce Rudolph Sieber
and marry Brian Ahearne. This seems
to be true romance which originated
In the days when the beautiful Mar
lene played Song of Songs" with
Rouben Mamoulian directing, and
Evening star., 1935-06-10

Saturday he sat back stage in mis-
Earle Theater dressing room and dis
cussed this idea, and the more he dis
clSSed 1t the more he seemed to like
1t. and by the time his visitor had
left he was practically on fire with 1t.
So in the Fall, after he has made
major cities and few tank towns
and eventually landing in Hollywood.
where he will pour sweet music into
the willing ears OF the HarlowS, the
Carlos and the lesser fry, after he
has done all this. he will return to
the Potomac and set up his piano
wherever there Is room for such a
thing.
MR.. DUCHTN is a modest young
man with a ready grin, vast
amount of common sense and no am
bition to 80 into the movies. I'm not
going into the movies" he said. for
the simple reason that I'm not an
actor" Such a theory being unheard
of these days. Mr.. Duchin was i'm
mediately set down by his questioner
rs good guy.
AS a matter OF fact, Mr.. Duchin Is
probably the easiest man in the world
to interview. He talks, and he talks
as well and as fast as his fingers do
on the keyboard. Before you know
it you are aware that Louis Bromfleld,
Mr.. Farley and George Marshall are
among his friends, that he admires
Pianist Horowitz, that he doesn't like
New York, that he does like his wife,
that he doesn't mind looking at music
which frantic females send in for in
spection, that he won't ditch auto
graph hunters. that he comes from
Boston and thinks the New England
Conservatory is swell. that his back
ground in music is strictly classical,
that his family are pharmacists and
that the world in general Is pretty
good place to live in.
x X
WHILE he was pounding off these
wv subjects on Saturday he was
also discussing the market" on the
side with a friend, preparing for a
new show, waiting for his wife, de-
scribing the inside of the new ship
Normandie and astonishing his lis
teners with a description of the CEN
ter funnel which, it seems, can be
suddenly tweaked out of sight, re-
Vealing in its place a nice little
landing field for planes.
When he had polished of this in
formation-in the meantime reading
the lyrics of a song that a lady had
tossed in his dressing room door and
humming the music aloud to make
Evening star., 1935-06-10

AS . matter Of plain fact, several Of
them are not farmers. They were
carelessly selected. When the cows
came In the other day, young Stew"
Campbell. Government man on the
project, who grew up on q Utah ranch,
called for men to milk the pioneering
Guernseys. One of the willing volun-
teers who responded didn't seem to
know the difference between q cows
teat and a garden hose. He thought
all he had to do was to hold 1t and
holler "readyl"