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The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
Farmer ShOves $1OO
in Theatre Window

Proprietor w. L. Nichols of a
Fairmont theatre got the shock of
his life last week when a 500 bill
was showed under the window with
q request for three tickets. It was
the first century note Nicholas
had had pushed at him in 81 years
of the show business. The owner
of the bill was a farmer living
east of Fairmont. The capitalist
was surprised at having his large
bill changed, though it took most
of the cash in the house to do it..
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
SUNDOWN WRITER
REPORTS EVENTS

Sundown-Mrs. Ida Tonak at
tended a birthday party at the
William Eichten home near Wanda
Sunday.
DR.. Anderson of Lake Crystal
tested cattle in this community
last week.
Henry Skow spent Sunday and
Monday in Minneapolis.
Mrs. Raymond Graft spent Mon
day with Mrs. Henry Hanson at
Evan.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Tonak
visited the Walter Christensen
family near Wanda Sunday.
w. C. Meyer spent last week
with his son, Julius Meyer and
family in Minneapolis.
William Clarkin of Seaforth
was a business visitor in this vic
unity Thursday.
Ole Oleson, John Schons, Earl
Matter and Charles Jensen atten-
ded a business meeting at Red
wood Falls Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Albertson
and daughter, Viola, of Lamber
ton were Tuesday guests Of Mr..
and Mrs. Andrew Jacoby.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry O'Callag-
han and son, Dickie were in the
Twin Cities last week where they
visited relatives. During their
absence Patricia stayed with her
aunt, Mrs. L. j. Ryan.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Jacobson of
Clements visited at the Andrew
Olson home Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Peter Thorston of Pelican
Rapids has been visiting in this
community with friends and rel
atives. She is a former resident
of Shutdown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Senius Jensen and
family and Myrtle Christensen
called at the Julius Jensen home
Tuesday evening.
Michael Skow and son, Ralph,
were at Redwood Falls Monday,
where the latter is receiving med
ical treatment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Kind and
sons, Meryl and Allen, drove to
Sleepy Eye Sunday afternoon.
A. H. Bloedel of New Ulm call
ed at the julius Jensen home
Monday.
Martha Kind is assisting at the
H. G. Hemmingson home this
week.
w. F. Larson of Lucan was a
Sundown visitor Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William johnson
visited their son, Clayton and
family at Clements Saturday af-
ternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Meyer and
son, Norman, Mr.. and Mrs. Ron
aid johnson and daughter, Lois,
Mr.. and Mrs. Barton Meyer and
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Tonak and
family surprised their mother,
Mrs. II. F. Meyer at her home
Tuesday evening, the occasion be-
ing her birthday. A lunch was
served.
Mrs. Gus Ziegenhagen was at
Madelia Tuesday where she atten-
ded a meeting of the Women's
Missionary Federation of the
Mankato circuit.
The League members will have
their next meeting at the Senius
Jensen home Friday.
Mrs. Anna Anderson spent Sat
urday and Sunday with her moth
Continued on page three)
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
Neav AEON Couple Fetes
36 Years of Welded Life

two children, Mrs. Albert Hauptl
of Redwood Falls, Mrs. Ben Stew
ig, Mrs. Ralph Barnum ant
daughter, Phyllis, Mrs. Rub,
Druck and Mrs. Schiffman> O.
Wabasso.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Lindemar
motored to Wendell, Minnesota
Wednesday and returned Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Archie Jensen and
daughter, Gloria, were callers
Wednesday Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ad.
olph Steinhaus.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Berg and
family were callers of Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Dahmes and family
Sunday afternoon.
The New Avon M. E. Young
Peoples league will meet tonight
with Rev. and Mrs. G. E. Martin.
A large attendance is desired.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roland Over
meyer and daughter, Joyce, were
supper guests Sunday night Of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Steinhaus.
Miss Ruth Parker was a supper
guest Sunday night at the Fred
Selke home.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Anderson
were callers Sunday Of Mr.. and
Mrs. William Hawton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Calvin Wheeler
and daughter accompanied by Mr..
and Mrs. Elmer Wright and Mr..
and Mrs. Floyd Anderson and
daughter, Patty Lou and Kenneth
Wheeler were dinner guests Sun
day of J. w. Wheeler and family
at Sanborn.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hawton,
Mrs. Arthur Hawton and Mrs.
Sherman Parks motored to the
Twin Cities Monday morning on
business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Irwin Quesenberry
attended church services at Lam
berton Friday night to hear Rev.
Mettam of Mankato.
D. C. Mott of near Clements
caught the little finger of his
right hand in the tanning mill so
as to necessitate the amputation
of the end, Thursday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Schwab
and family and George Schwab
were callers Sunday evening of
Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Aultman.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn Ruhl and
daughter, Marjorie and son, Rich
ard were callers Friday evening
of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Schwab
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Kueber and
daughter, Genevon of Hadley,
Minnesota were callers Sunday of
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Stewig.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. L. Quesenberry
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Milton
Quesenberry and daughter, Mr..
and Mrs. Ed Garnhardt and Mr..
and Mrs. Irwin Quesenberry were
supper guests Saturday night of
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Overmeyer
near Wabasso.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Schwab
and family and George Schwab
were callers Sunday afternoon of
Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Petsinger
of near Morgan.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Linde-
man received word that their SON.
in-law, Ed Schuster of Crookston
dropped dead Sunday night. They
motored there Monday. morning
accompanied by Henry Lindeman
of Rowena.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Barnes and
daughter, Maryline, were callers
Saturday night of Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Hauptli at Wabasso.
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
SPORTsMEN SHOW

Plans for the second annual
Northwest Sportmen's show to be
held at the municipal auditorium
in Minneapolis April 20 to "a
were being rushed to completion
this week with the enlistment OF
practically every major sports
man club of the northwest.
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
GETS PRO CONTRACT

Alfred Arndt, for many years
a resident of New Ulm and 70,
three years one of the star foot
ball tackles in the North Central
league has signed a contract to
play professional football with the
Boston Redskins in the National
Football league. He will grad
uate from state college at Brook
ings this spring.
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
MANY ITEMS IN
WATERBURY and
JOHNSONVLLE

Waterbury-Mr. and Mrs. vii
bur Bittner visited at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur johnson al
Jeffers Sunday.
John Bolle who attends high
school at Springfield spent the
weekend visiting at the home OF
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E
Bolle.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kringle and
family were business callers al
Redwood Falls Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dallmas Miller
and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Otto
and family were visitors at the
August Otto home Saturday
night.
Herman Donner and son, Ern-
est, transacted business at Red
wood Falls one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Krinke
and son, Edward, were visitors
at the Edward Linneman and
Frank Maker homes Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Fidler and
sons, Joseph, Roman and Peter,
visited at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Sigurd Forde Wednesday
evening.
Mrs. John Bittner and children
of Lamberton visited with her
sister, Mrs. Erwin Bittner Thurs
day.
Mrs. William Frank entertained
the Johnsonville Methodist Epis-
copal Foreign Mission society at
her home Friday afternoon. Rev.
Mettam of Mankato lead in a spe-
cial Lenten devotional service.
Rev. and Mrs. E. G. Meierbachtol
gave special song. A case of
eggs was packed to be shipped to
the Asbury hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Zettler, Miss
Ann Graf, Fred Graf, Roman Fid-
ler and Lawrence Jensen were
visitors at the Wilbur Bittner
home Thursday evening.
Miss Loreen Bittner was unable
to return to her school work at
Wabasso due to illness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Donner
and baby were callers at the Ern-
est Laurenz home one day last
week.
Miss Esther Giesler called on
Mrs. Sigurd Forde Tuesday af-
ternoon.
Alfred Dommer of Lamberton
called at the Emil Rudinick home
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Schaffran
were business callers at Redwood
Falls Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdinand War
neka had as their guests Sunday
the following: Mr.. and Mrs. F.
w. Frank and family, Mr.. and
Mrs. Victor Frank and family,
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Ladwig and
son and Mr.. and Mrs. Fred John.
son and daughter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Milton Hartwick
and son, Merlin and Elmer Hart
wick were Sunday afternoon visit
ors Of Mr.. and Mrs. George Gies-
Ter and family.
Mrs. Richard Schaffran enter
tanned the Ladies Aid of the John
sonville Lutheran church Wednes-
day afternoon at her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbur Bittnar
and Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Otto and
daughter visited with Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Otto and family
Sunday evening.
Visitors at the George Giesler
home Tuesday evening were Mr..
and Mrs. Sigurd Forde and son,
Peter Fidler, Donald Haag, Leon
ard and Roman ALEX, Leo and
Vernon Kaufenburg and Miss
Freida Siedschlag.
Mrs. Benjamin Schaffran and
son, Donald, were over night
guests at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Richard Schaffran Tuesday.
Mrs. Frank Bittner received an
announcement of the marriage of
her brother, Wesley Dorhman, Of
Sleepy Eye Tuesday to Miss Eth
ell Gent.
Friends of Mr.. and Mrs. Arth-
ur Linneman of Buffalo Lake
will be pleased to know that an
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28

The Bible is the worlds best
seller. An average of 30,000,000
copies are sold yearly or $4,000
each day.
The Redwood gazette., 1935-03-28
foG 1eNG Stomach Trouble?

Mrs. Cyrus Weaver Of
1110 N. Main ST., Sioux
Falls, So. Oak, said: II
was weak and had awful
headaches. / had indiges-
ton badly-never felt like
eating. Ny complexion be-
came sallow and yellow. /
felt just miserable. DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery built me up so
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Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05

thoroughly adept in the considera-
ton and discussion of questions Of
fact and rules Of law, but to be
mentally and morally honest and
entirely fearless.
Until these fundamental charges
ale made, discussions of rules Of
procedure and of evidence, time of
trial. etc. have no possibility Of
bringing any material, beneficial
results.
To assume that, under our pres
ent system, with an overcroWded
bar, with no way of preventing
dishonest and morally unfit per
sons from obtaining a license to
practice, with a self-nominated
and politically elected judiciary, We
can approach the perfection of the
English system or even effect a
substantial improvement in the ad-
ministration Of justice by changes
Of law. of substance or procedure,
is as absurd as it would be to as
sumo that you could make a sue
cessful big game hunter out of n
city-bred man who had never been
out of d metropolitan area, and
who was suffering from bad case
Of astigmatism, by equipping him
with the proper clothes and plac-
ing in his hands the most modern
hunting rifle.
In conclusion. I do not wish you
Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05

eoyery of a crime is made by men
who are trained in gathering and
preserving evidence before it can be
so that The crown coun-
sci can succinctly and precisely
present all of the evidence. The
crown counsel in England do not
feel they are called upon to con-
Vict a defendant for a so-called
record, but that it is their duty to
present the case fairly, and I un-
derstand that defendant is fair
ly defended in the usual English
trial.
I do not believe there can ever
be any great improvement in the
administration of justice i'm this
country until an enlightened and
aroused public sentiment demands:
!. That the number of men per-
mitted TO practice law in this coun-
try be limited in pro ration to the
per capita of the community.
O. That the ability of the bar to
discipline itself be unrestricted.
3. That machinery be establish
cd to prevent dishonest and immor-
al men from obtaining a license to
practice.
4. That a method be devised for
the selection OF judicial officers
from the leaders of the bar men.
who, by their practice at the bar.
have proven themselves not only
Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05

to understand that I think the ad-
ministration Of justice is entirely
hopeless in this country. I think
the large majority of cases, civil
and criminal. are correctly deter
mined. The majority of judges and
lawyers are, as I have repeatedly
said, able and honest but one
would be blind indeed who did not
realize that the minority of the
bench and bar are rapidly bringing
the administration of justice into
disrepute
The above views are an express
sion Of my own personal opinion.
I am not authorized and do not at.
tempt 10 speak on behalf of the
state bar or its committee on ad-
ministration of justice. I realize
that as I am known only to few
clients and personal friends, my
views on this most important sub
Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05
MRS. Valleys
TRIAL. STARTS

TACOMA, Wash, July 5. UR) -
Nineteen-year-old Margaret Valley
was extremely nervous when her
trial opened in federal court today
on charges of kidnapping George
Hunt Weyerhaeuser, 9-year-old
timber heir.
However, she smiled broadly
when her chief counsel, John Fran
eis Dore, former Seattle mayor.
i 1nded her a letter written by her
Hsband Harmon Metz Valley,
serving As years at Mcneil Island
prison for his part in the crime.
Only newspapermen and pros
pective jurors were seated at start
of the trial, but later a few spec
tators were admitted to occupy va
cant seats. There was room for
only "a persons in court.
The defense headed by Dore, ad-
ded Dr. w. o. Copps, Seattle ply
n-lawyer, to its staff. Steve o.
Brien, Tacoma, was also associated
with Dore.
Forty-eight jurors were in the
first panel. A clerk drew u names
ot,t of a hat, and a tentative jury
of II men and one woman was
seated for questioning.
Those called we're Mrs. C. B.
Hammond, A. 3. Robinson, r. B.
Minkley, j. Galloway, E. F.. Tanner,
Claude Fletcher, Carl West, Ray
mond F. Berry, Fred Stevens, M.
Webster, B. McCleary and L Rob-
bins.
Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05

ject are unimportant and can carry
little weight, but I am so thorough
ly convinced of the necessity Of re-
forming the administration OF jus-
tice IN the manner indicated that
I have determined to overlook no
excuse to present my views to those
who, ike yourself. are in a position
to influence public opinion, in the
hope that somewhere and some
time, a seed will be planted that
will later develop a public move
ment towards the only way and
method in which the administra-
ton of justice in this country can
be materially improved
Very respectfully.
Noman s. Sterry.
Due TO the late, cold spring. pas
n,.oaC., or1 hoIastf ., r,sf,4 81
Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05

May 24th, 1888.
Mr.. Chester Rowell
Editor, San Francisco Chronicle,
San Francisco, Calf.
MY Dear MI. Rowell:
On my return from a recent trip
to New York 1 find on my desk a
mimeographed copy Of the editorial
comments in the issue of the
Chronicle" Of May l6. 1895. on the
Imperial Valley press., 1935-07-05

Due to the late, cold spring. pas
tures in Oregon are below normal.
Evening star., 1935-04-17

IN the 1885 Ford Vs. Safety Glass all around
i is included without extra cost. -. "Front Seat
Riding Comfort" for every passenger is basic
part of the cars design 80. There is a built-in
luggage compartment back of the rear seat.
Ford VS. tenders match the color of the body
at no extra charge. Big 600 x 1o" air-balloon
tires are standard equipment.
All these features are part of the extra dollar
,alae you get in the new Ford VS.. They make
for Comfort, Safety and Beauty-yet you do not
pay penny extra for them.
Consider also the improved Ford VS. engine
new interior refinements-new streamlined
beauty-new Comfort Zone" riding-Au pas
sengers now ride, Graded between the axles, in
Evening star., 1935-04-17
Deaths Reported.

sallie L. Towers. So, 1924 Massachusetts
Alice Brown. 80. sbley Hospital
William c. Grady, 81, 635 H st. s.w.
Arnold c. Hausen, So, 1915 Cliffbourne pl
Charles D. Keller, so, 4109 5th st.
Frances E. Baldwin, so, Gallinger Hospital
Anna NJ Wheeler. 81. 1920 Sth st.
James Gregory. 46. Episcopal Hospital.
Edward o. McGreight, As, Union Station.
Earle T Lewis, A, Providence Hospital.
William T. Hooking, 43, 1850 Wisconsin
Robert C. Latimer. 81. 3426 18th sts
Nora E; Shirley. H. Walter Reed General
Infant John Doe, found at Georgia ave.
Parthenia CLARK, SO, Home for the Aged
Maria Pryor. 80, Gallinger Hospital.
Virginia Adams. so. Freedmen's Hospital
Joseph H. Johns, so, st. Elizabeth's Hos
pital.
John Kane go. Gallinger Hospital.
Robert A. Duvall, 5S. 1715 Corcoran st.
Peter Terry, 81. Gallinger Hospital.
Louis Mickey, 81, Garfield Hospital.
JinkS Dobbins. so, Emergency Hospital.
William Thomas. 40, Gallinger Hospital.
Henry D. Fletcher Al, Freedman'S Hos
Coleman Smith. 35. Gallinger Hospital.
Serena Williams, "a, 1862 Gay ST. ne.
Eleanor Parker, 2S, Gallinger Hospital.
Charles Butler. "a. Gallinger Hospital. =.
Dorothy Harris. %. Freedmen's Hospital
Frederick Taylor. z. Freedmen'S Hospital.
Randall Taylor. 6. Freedmen's Hospital.
Evening star., 1935-04-17
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.
TODAY.

TODAY.
Public Affairs Forum, Young Dem
ocratic Clubs of America, Willard
Hotel, 8 p. m.
Dinner, American Gas Products.
Mayflower Hotel, p. m.
Meeting and dance, Missouri State
Society, Shoreham Hotel, $50 p. m.
Meeting, Washington Philatelic So
ciety, Carlton Hotel, p. m.
Meeting, D. C. Federation of Federal
Employees. ITO Fourteenth street. 8
p. m.
Meat and fried shad supper, Oxon
Hill M. e. Church, 5 p. m.
Address by Senator Copeland, "The
Voteless District of Columbia" before
the Columbia Historical Society, May
flower Hotel, 8:15 p. m.
Bingo party, Northeast Temple,
Eighth and F streets northeast, $50
p. m.
TOMORROW.
Luncheon meeting, Washington
Council of Social Workers. Twelfth
street branch, Y. M. c. A, noon.
Luncheon, Cosmopolitan Club,
Carlton Hotel, 1890 p. m. e..
Dance, North Carolina State So
ciety, Shoreham Hotel, 9 p. m
Meeting, Thirteen Club, Willard
Hotel, 8 p. m.
Luncheon, Kiwanis Club. Mayfower
Hotel, 1890 p. m.
Supper meeting, Lido Civic Club,
Mayfower Hotel, 8 p. m.
Luncheon, Phi Gamma Delta Fra
ternity, University Club. 1890 p. m.
Luncheon, Phi Delta Theta Fra
ternity, University Club, 1890 p. m.
Luncheon, Cornell Club, University
Club 1890 p. m.
Dinner, Medical Arts Society, Uni
versity Club, z p. m.
Buffet supper, Amity Club, Ham
ilton Hotel, 8 p. m.
Evening star., 1935-04-17
Ne,v Mexico's Governor Finds
Relief Here From State Cares
Spreads Gospel of Faith
in Recuperative Po,Uers
of Southwest.
Declares Area Hard Hit
BY InrOads of Soil
Erosion.

Square-jawed Clyde Tingley, the
one-time locomotive fireman who now
is Governor of New Mexico, today
spread word of the glories of his
adopted State among Government Of
flcials with whom he talked for hours
on spending Federal money for roads
and dust storm control.
The Governor, born in Ohio So
years ago, breathed sigh of relief at
the chance of respite in the Capital
after three months of wrestling with
the problems of State administration
and the ideas of his Legislature.
did you control the Legislature?"
he was asked.
II did just that" he replied, land
it was the first time in history it had
been done. It was to meet for so
days, and I had it adjourned in 40.
20 of His 30 Bills Passed.
II had 30 bills ready for them to
work on when they met. They passed
20 just like I wanted. I killed the
thirtieth myself. The boys had al
most slipped one over on me-"
Gov. Tingley has been power in
New Mexico since his arrival there 26
years ago from Toledo, Ohio. He
brought his wife West for her health,
and five years later he was chairman
of the City Council of Albuquerque,
a job he held until last Fall, when he
was elected Governor.
1t didn't take him long to become
we'll known in the hard-living frontier
Evening star., 1935-04-17

Van Horn said the woman, Mrs.
Catherine Evancho of Hazleton, had
been threatened with the loss of her
job II she did not pay the dues. Van
Horn charged that the labor leaders
action was In violation Of section TIA
of the N. r. A.
Besides President Roosevelt, letters
were sent to Donald A. Richberg,
chairman of the National Industrial
Recovery Board; Secretary of Labor
Frances Perkins, United States Sen
ator Pat Harrison of Mississippi, WAL
ter P. Stacey, chairman of the Textile
Labor Relations Board, and Sidney
Hillman, member of the N. I. r. A..
Board.
Evening star., 1935-04-17
SILK CODE HEAD HITS.
UNION IN CHARGES
Says Labor Leader Tried to Co.
cree Worker Into Pay.
ing Dues.

By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, April 17.-Peter Van
Horn, chairman of the Silk Textile
Code Authority, yesterday made public
q letter sent to President Roosevelt
and other Government officials out
lining an alleged attempt by q Hazle-
ton, Pa, labor leader to coerce a wom-
an silk worker to pay her union dues.
Evening star., 1935-04-17
BOY SWALLOWS KEY

COLUMBIA, Mo-, April II R.-
Don't put that in your mouth -
warned grandma, but 8-year-old Rus
sell Andrews, jr., of Moberly. ignored
her-he swallowed the key to a sar-
dine can.
University of Missouri Hospital ply
sicians removed the instrument from
the boys esophagus in a delicate op-
Grafton yesterday.
Surgeons found it lodged Just above
the opening of the stomach.
Evening star., 1935-04-17

Territory, which in 1909 was not yet a
State.
II mixed right in with the boys in
about 80 days." he said.
New Mexico's biggest problem today
is cure for soil erosion, Gov Tingley
says, as its land has been riddled by
dust storms.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1935-10-26
Accident Peak Found In Autumn

lucky escapes you hear about.
People have dived through wind
shields and come out with only
superficial scratches. They have
run cars together head-on, reduc-
ing both TO twisted junk, and been
found unhurt and arguing bitterly
two minutes afterward, But death
was there just the same-he vas
only exercising his privilege Of
being erratic. This spring a
wreckinQ crew pried the door off
a car which had been overturned
down an embanknent and oGt
stepped the driver with only a
scratch on his cheek. But his
mother was still inside, splinter
of wood from the top driven four
inches into her brain as a result
~ sons taking a greasy curve a
I+eIn too fast. No b!ood-no nor
ribIy twisted bones--just a gray
haired corpse still! cIutchlng her
pocketbook in her lap as she had
clutched it when she felt the car
leave the road.
On that same curve mohIn
later, a light touring car crashed
a tree. In the middle Of the front
seat they found nine-months-
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1935-10-26

old baby surrounded by broken
giass and yet absolutely unhurt.
4 fine practical joke on death
but spoiled by the haby5s parents,
sim sitting, on each side of him,
instantly killed by SCATTERING their
skulls on the dashboard.
IF YOU customarily pass without
clear vision a long way ahead,
make sure that every member of
the party carries Identification
oapers - ft's difficult to identify
a body with tia whole face dashed
in or torn off. The driver ia
Deaths favofite target. If the
steering wheel holds together 1t
ruptures his liver or spleen 50 he
bIeeds to death internally. Or, if
the steering wheel breaks off, the
matter is settled instantly by the
steering columns p u n z n z
through his abdomen.
BY no means do all head-on col
lisions occur on curves. The mod
arn death-trap is likely to be a
straight stretch with three lanes
Of traffic-Iike the notorious As
tor Flats on the Albany Post Road
where there have been as many
AZ 27 fatalities in one summer