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yellow. Haven't got any idea answering
any OF 1t, but | do look through 1t
sometimes. | wrote an article here not
long ago admitting that | dident answer
things, but 1t dident seem to have much
effect. They Just kept right on. | think
they thought l was kidding. l was
kidding on the level.
One night on the Radio | was yapping
about all these people who are CRITICS
ing Mr.. Roosevelt and saying he was
spending too much money, yet admitting
that the Government was the only one
who was spending money, and that II
that was the case that everybody that
was making any must be indebted to the
President for making it, for 1t was evil
IDENTIFY Relief Money that we were In a
round about way getting, and that a
person to really be consistent, he should
refuse to take any Of 1t, that is II he
was so critical Of the Government
policies.
Well there was q little too much
truth for that to set very good, | guess
/ UIOuBul IL Out q lllliC wv houO II
bare faced, folks don't like to be told
they are living of the Government. but
that's about what We are all doing.
But among the letters were some which
said, "Will should stick to his comedy.
He knows nothing about economies
Every time you write something that
don't agree with some body they write
that you should not venture In fields
where you know nothing, that you are
funny In a way but stay on things that
are funny.
But they are not by any means all like
that, ! mean the letters | get. Now when
| said all this that | am telling you here
about taking Government money about
a dozen people sent me the following
article. Its from Fort Gay, West vir-
ginia.
"Mose Maynard, 81 years old, and his
wife, 80. a widowed daughter and four
children are living in a cave. They were
removed to a house in town and given
Government relief. $3.50 a week for
food was supplied them, but they went
back to the hills. Said he wouldent
live on Government money, they had
always lived without it, and they
would continue It."
Yes but we haven't got enough with
that spirit. We talk independence
than we practice. Here is an interest
ing letter from an old friend OF mine,
Harry Oliver. He was art director for
our movie company (Fox). That's the
man that arranges all the Sets" That's
the houses and scenes that we shoot.
Well he Is quite a desert rat. and has a
place away out on the desert, and he Is
head OF the big amusement place called
Gold Gulch at the big San Diego Elk
position, which you don't want to miss.
Its going to be a big fair. He Is putting
on a Mule Swearing Contest" That
is its prizes for the man that a cuss
q mule the best, or worst.
Then he has a special contest Just
for residents from Florida, who can tell
the biggest lie about California. Tor
maby 1t wont be a lie. but the Call
forians will call 1t a lie). | cant imagine
what 1t would be II 1t was a lie. Cali
fornia is a hard state to lie about.
Now here is a nice letter from a
college, the President OF 1t. He wanted
to give me a degree, said they had given
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the Cabinet. the
Supreme Court and
leading Industrial
lists, degrees. and
had been hooded
and gowned. | have
had this same play
come up a time OF
W. and | think
these guys are kid
ding. II they are not
they ought to be.
This fellow kept an
awful straight face
In his letters TO me,
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His Nirht of

"Just look at old Farmer over
there enjoying himself! And I've
always understood he vas a woman
hater."
$50 he is; but she's not with him
tonight."-Stray Stories Magazine.
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Rent Deferred

Mrs. Smith-What rent do you
pay?
Mrs. Jones-I don't pay 1t.
Mrs. Smith-What would 1t be II
you did pay It?
Mrs. Jones-A miracle.
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A Long Pie

1t was her first attempt at cooking,
and when her husband came home
he saw a very long pie On the table.
"Whatever is that?" he asked.
81 couldn't get any shorter rhu-
barb" she replied.-London Tit-Bits.
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Says e


BEVERLY HILLS.-Well all | know
is just what | read in the papers. or
what people tell me they heard over the
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TO BE CONTINUED.

Normal teeth have color and the
shades vary according to the indlvid-
ual.
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WATCH Your
KIDNEYS!
Be Sure They Properly
Cleanse the Blood

VOUR kidneys are constantly A.
1 tering impurities from the blood,
stream. But kidneys get Junction.
ally disturbed-iag in their work
fail to remove the poisonous body
wastes.
Then you may suffer nagging
backache. attacks OF dizziness,
burning, scanty or too frequent
urination, getting up at night,
swollen feet and ankles. rheumatic
pains; feel "all worn out"
Don't delay! For the quicker you
get rid Of these poisons, the better
your chances Of good health.
Use Dodn's Pitts. Dodn's are for
tho kidneys only. They tend to pro-
mote normal functioning Of the
kidneys; should help them pass on
tho irritating poisons. Doon's are
recommended by users the country
over. Got them from any druggist.
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ton to the highest bidder for
cash, the following described
land, viz:
Lying and being in Henderson
vile township, Henderson coun-
ty, N. c.
Beginning at a stake in the
north east margin of the Flat
Rock road Estate highway No.
go the extreme southern corner
of a lot conveyed by Theodore G.;
Barker to Louisa X. Howe and
running thence north So degrees
20 minutes east with the line of
the Howe lot and passing the
corner of same total distance
of 3O3 feet to a stake; thence
south Al degrees 6 minutes east
225 feet to stake; thence
south SO degrees 20 minutes pass
ing to and with the northern
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By Williams
S-Is
J.R.W,Lt'aM5.
I'm. REQ: Y. 8. Pat. WL/

boundary of Mrs. Bradburn's lot
about 318 feet to a stake in the
northeast margin of the Flat
Rock road; thence with said mar
gin Of said road or highway north
81 degrees west 225 feet to the
beginning, being tracts numbers
one, two, three and portion of
the triangular tract described in
deed to the said N. W. Miller
and wife, A. Ruth Miller, execut-
ed by Lucy d. King, dated Sep,
TENDER Is, 1922, and of record
in book 11S at page 1874 OF the
records of deeds for Henderson
county, N. c.
This the 22nd day Of April,
1885. ''
ID. Fl. Lee, Trustee.
BY j. Foy Justice, Attorney.
4-22-Mon-4tp
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"John Glider Kaye"

"John Glider Kaye"
Instantly she was on her feet,
running along the hall TO the
dark, cool vault that was lined
with her fathers books.
"Why, Johnny Kaye! Where
ever did you drop from?"
The people in Innicock who
thought Katharine Strykhurst
cool and self-cOntained would
have been amazed at this trans
formation in her. The man of
80 who rose from the deep leath-
er chair evidently was not sur
prised at the warmth of her well
come. Her two hands were clasp
ed in his. There was a duet of
voices as Mrs. Strykhurst passed
the window and glanced curious
ly within.
$50 John Hayes back" observ-
ed Berthe Strykhurst with salts
faction. "Well, perhaps we shan't
have Katharine moping any
more"
(To be continued)
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Sumner zxe3kk9:6:zfz
By Mabel McEIiott o 1895. NEA Service. lne

stiffness. Katharine could see 9
flash OF sunlight on the red crest
OF MlehaePs head. Sally dropped
toward him and his attitude to-
wara her' even at this distance,
seemed protective, solicitous
~ was all absurd: it was not
Katharine's affair, eertainIy e
Michael rode with Sally Moon.
g. so I'll count on YOU then
Kay" she heard Zoe say, in the
silence. " WV
What? l didn't hear YOU ?n
katharlne's tone was confused
her cheeks flaming.
"Be a darling and think over
what | said about TAKING = trim
to Maine" Zoe coaxed. 'MotbaT
wouldn't mind a bit if Won suo-
gested it. She wouldn't even sus-
pect."
ooh. reallyw Katharine was
unaccountably nettled by the sur-
gestion that she at 20, was 50
staid and reliable that a willfuI
pretty child like Zoe might be
trusted with her anywhere. What
did peOnle think she was made
of, anyhow? She had feelings
like the rest of them. Anger
swept her, swift and unreason-
ing. She wanted. recklessly, to
strike out, to hurt someone. She
felt savage-She who was usually
so cool and iudicious.
Zoe was in no hurry to get on.
She lighted cigaret now, from
the little silver case she always
carried. and offered Katharine
one. The other girl refused.
Zoe nodded in the direction of
Sally Moons departing figure.
The absurd yellow cap could be
seen, bobbing in tune with the
mares iocund trotting move.
ments. "Hear she's refused How
Mackenzie"
ooh, | don't believe it," Kath-
arine said sharply.
Zoe giggled. ''Why, Kay. | be-
ieve you don't like that girl"
* =
Katharine shrugged her shape
ly shoulders. She hated the sub
iect, but was fascinated by it.
Howe Mackenzie, fat and rather
stupid, bore at 80, was in the
nature of town joke. Yet Sally
had been sought in marriage .
That was something. Howe was
rich. Some day he would be i'm
portant in local politics: that was
the way the straws pointed. Sally
Moon. foolish and deceitful and
cheaply pretty, had had chance
to become a wife
Not that Katharine wanted
But, from her chilly
and rather bewildered heights,
she wondered how it was done.
Sally knew how. She had a sys-
TEN. involving the use of eyes, of
furtive, fleeing caresses. of muir
INJURED words on dance floor and
veranda. Katharine had always
held herself aloof from what she
called chat sort of thing" Now,
suddenly, she was curious.
"Sally has her points," Zoe said
carelessly. as if she read her COM
panion's thoughts.
"Oh. l don't doubt It" Even
to Katharine herself the words
sounded vaguely bitter. She
wouldn't stoop. she told herself,
To the sort of thing SallY in
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prcIN HERE TODAY

BEGIN HERE IODAi T.
Katbrine Strykhurst, 20, IS ans
.ortanted and restless because
her wealthy father, victor 80 -
hurst, and her aristocrauS
mother. Berthe, refuse to let Ma
tbarine undertake any sort %
work. - 18th
Michael Heartheroe, young wei" e.
erner who runs a riding club. ohe
assures herself she is not inter-
ested in Michael but feels a pshs
of jealousy when SALLY Moon 10,
cal coquette, enrolls at the eiu"
for lessons. e:J
Zoe Parker. Katharine,s friena'
returns from Europe where sne
has been taken to forget love
affair with Gibbs Larkin, of whom
her parents GsapProve. Zoe tens
Katharine she must see GiooS'
beg. Katharine to help her ar
range a meeting.
NOW co ON WITH The SloN l
CHAPTER ~
Zoe glanced at the riders
Michael and Sally Moon - and
sad carelessly, $50 she's got hel
hooks into him.
Katharine felt the hot color
burn her cheeks. She pretended
not to hear. Her heart had
nmnged-now righted itself. She
steadied her hand against the
door of the car so that Zoe
should not see how it was tremb-
Ahead of them. under the high
arch of trees, Michael and Sally
rode on. The sound of horses
feet was strangely loud IN the
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! full; Zoe with her babDle Of puppy
love and sunrises and blue skies
everything!
give simely got to see Gibbs, !"
Zoe cried abruptly, reverenting
to her original theme.
81 won't have a thing to do
with i" Katharine declared.
"Oh, how mean of you"
Katharine strobe up the lane
without a single backward look
as Zoe, after one or two re-
proachful mutterings, slid the car
into gear. Oh, it was altogether
horrid day. Now Zoe would
be angry and Katharine felt with
in herself the murmurings of a
deep discomfort. She longed, sud-
denly, to be doing something i'm
portant-going to Paris to study
art, taking a school in the. south
ern mountains as Harriet Greene
had done. making something real
and important of her life.
Terrible to be girl-even in
this day of much Wanted free
dom for women. Poor girls, Ka-
tharine mued, had ali the luck
I They could strike out for them
selves. They could have the in
finite satisfaction of doing work
that was fascinating or impor-
tant or both. She hated her soft,
easv, uninteresting life. To go
back home, to listen to her stp-
mother talk prettily Of bridge
and new slipcovers for the morn
ing room, seemed uncomfortable.
The house was dim and shaded
| when Katharine reached it. Wis
terra and ivy swung before the
drawing room windows. Striped
cherry and white awnings shut
out the sun from the long YER
anda facing the water. The
Parker place was some few hun
dred yards away, separated from
the Strykhurst's only by the
grounds of a convent. Through
! the wooden lattice work, Kath-
arine could see a few novices
moving gently up and down the
I paths. An old nun was reading
from her daily office book. In
! the grape arbOr, two or three
! Law sisters worked busily, taking
softly together. How happy and
busy they all seemed, thought the
girl, with envy. Here there was
literally nothing to do. In the
garden a gnarled Italian worked
as Mrs. Strykhurst, moving cap
ably from bush to bush, gave ord
ers in her concise voice. Maids
were busy above stairs, shaking
out fresh linen for the beds. The
cook sang over her pudding sauce
in the kitchen.
Katharine clenched her hands.
give got to do something" she
said. 81 can't Just drift around
here. 1t seems to me that every
one else in the whole world has a
place "a meaning" Her eyes
filled, to her dismay and anger,
with tears.
Ellen, the pleasant Irish par
lormaid, came out upon the YER
anda at the moment.
There's gentleman to see
you, Miss. / left him IN the lib
rary."
Katharine took the card from
the little silver tray and read,
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NOTICE OF SALE

Under the power of sale con-
tanned in a deed of trust execut-
ed by N. w. Miller and wife, A.
Ruth Miller, to the undersigned,
dated June l, 1929, and of rec
ord in book SO at page LAG of
the trust deed records of Hen
derson county, N. c., | will, on
the 23rd day of May, 1885, at
II o'clock, noon at the court
house door of Henderson county,
n. c., in the City of Henderson
Vile, offer for sale at public auc-
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mans shoulder, appearing to
stumble and catching the nearest
masculine hand or arm, spraying
oneself with the most seductive
perfumes
you're a funny girl" Zoe said
curiously, almost speculatively.
"Don't you like men,"
Katharine slid the door lever
open, Jumped lightly to the
ground. In the bright light of
early morning her skin was flaw
less, ivory stained family with an
apricot glow. Her fair hair curled
in little tendrils about her face.
"Why, she's gorgeous looking,
really" the other girl thought.
What wouldn't she be like if sh
walked upw
Don't be a goose" katharine
said good-naturedly. 81 don't
know how we got on the subject.
Of course | like men. Don't |
dine and dance and swim with
them?"
ooh, it isn't that. | know YOU
have heaps Of beaux,' Zoe has
tenedto amend contritely. Its
just that-well, you're so sort of
casual with them. | don't believe
you've ever even felt a flutter
Have you?"
Katharine shrugged. "All this
talk of flutters," she said with
distaste. at makes Newell,
Just a bit sick"
"There, you seq" cried Zoe. 81
knew it! You're II the heights
most of the time. And" she add
ed mysteriously, "they don't like
"Who doesn't?" Katharine
comprehending perfectly, wa
purposely lofty.
"Men," said Zoe softly. "They
are afraid of you"
Let them ber said Katharine.
ooh, don't be cross coaXed
the little girl at the wheel of the
roadster. 81 only wanted-well,
it does seem such a waste-your
being so gorgeous and all that
"You think" began Katharine
with superb scorn. CHAT being in
loves such fun. Is that it?'
Zoe, remembering her tears
and furies and imprecations,
when dragged away from the
adored Gibbs, had the grace to
color.
"Not-nct funa exactly. Oh,
but it's what makes life worth
living. Haven't you ever, not one
single time walked up in the
morning to find the sky bluer
and the sun brighter and every
thing - oh, marvellous - just be-
cause you were going to see
someone?"
'No, | haven't"
81 don't" murmured Zoe, "quite
believe it."
Any moment now, Katharine's
errant thoughts ran, any moment
Michael and Sally Moon would be
fording the low river. Sally's
dark curls would bob deliciously
on her shoulders-if you liked
that sort of thing. it was all right
and Michael would be speaking
in low tone to Fury, urging her
up the bank
dulged in-brushing against a
Suddenly everything was hate
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FILLING STATION OWNERS

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will have to read the folder TO
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policy. Death benefit increases
500 per year for 10 years. In
20 wears is a paid-up policy at
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case of permanent total DISABLE
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It paws full benefits regardless
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WE WANT to select reliable

WE WANT to select reliable
young men, now employed,
with foresight, fair education
and mechanical inclinations,
willing to train spare time or
evenings, to qualify as install
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Write fully, giving age, phone,
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Special Notices

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For Sale
Houses and Real Estate

10 Modern five-room
r. y ms, out of town, kanuga
Toyee-fourthS acre. Small
- rsyuen.. Balance like
r. FTee $4,000. Anders &
Rss,g, p Main street.
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WE PAY CASH for good used
furniture. Call No. 6. Brun-
son Furniture Company.
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NoTIcE-We have just unloadeo
a carload of Certainteed paint
which has overstocked our
paint department. For the neM
10 days we are offering sur.
nins stock at special prices. n
You contemplate painting thus
snring buy now and save the
az Hendersonville Sup
NV & Coal Co., headquarters
for everything in the puil0ing
line. Lenox Park. Phone Soo.'
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RADIo SALES AND SERVICE.
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SCREENING TIME is HERE.
Let rs repair your old ones or
make new ones for you: Rlgoy-
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Builders Supplies, MillWork,
4th avenue east. Phone 81.
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BUSINESS firms will find full
line of office supplies at Bak-
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firm supply your need.
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OWNERS of Norge Rollator ke-
refrigerators report that Rollator
refrigeration actually saves.
in refrigeration cost and IN
food eost-up to $11 a month
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miscellaneous
ersonal Property

T. eoO. ,asy blue change
aard 70. aiming about SO.
ets,soOT;Ii5 return to B. s., at
'''e Hardware Co.
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aI-Real Estate
"Ooms and Houses

W. (. NsNT your furnished
an,,, W. YOU. Jackson-Phillips
saI Phone 100.
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PAY YOUR TAXES with bonds.
County, city and street assess
, ments at a big discount. Phone
SO. o. Roy Keith, Real Estate,
American Bank Bldg.