The Omaha guide., 1935-01-26
DOIAGS AMONG THE DINING
CAR and HOTEL WATERS
By Hoppe


many reading my column and ] will
rrntinue to write for you SO long as
you enjoy reading it. After it gets
tale, which seems to be a habit with
regardless of whatever it
happens to be, 1 will try something
new for you. Thanks, and here it is
out Of the pan.
l happened up just in time to hear
4. young buss boy reading the paper
the other da-, and he read, Strange
AS It Seems. This is what it read:
The first four Presidents of the Uni
ted Sites left office at the age OF
65 year old. And he quickly began
naming them thusly: George Wash
Abe Lincoln" and at tbs
point Mr.. Scoggins, who happened
to be near, also, interrupted him by
saying "Lincoln was not among the
first four presidents" MI. Shear
ron said, "Oh, yes, he was. Didn't
he free u.s." Oh gee!
1 would like to say here before we
90 any deeper into the ooings OF the
zen that we must say or rather send
+, few encouraging words to the folks
down home in regards to their sons,
John Henry, Joshua, jeremiah and a
-. &c +horo Pihlico1 v named
sons, Those who have stayed up over
n of these ten below zero winters
will not be back, and the ones that
came back before we could educate
EN- along the Ines so as to be some
help to you, we are sorry and should
they care to return, kindly assist
them along the lines so as to be some
for your trouble. Because we will
assure you that if we get them in the
packing houses, where two thirds
of them go, they will be able, should
they return to YOU, after breathing
the high and free air, to do your but
cheering and instruct you in the new
method of preserving your meats.
And should he happen to be lucky
enough to fit in with US, like a few Of
your sons, don't expect him back.
Yet he is exchanging cotton for white
linen and unmovable white lights.
You must expect the same Dis ERE"
and Dat air" in your letters until
we ian teach him the English Ian
guage. After we get him above that
southern lingo, which seems to be a
coordination of kew tongue and Afro
you will be proud of him.
Listen to this: Last Monday night
one Of your sons had a party and the
room they were to eat in had a
meeting in it, and when this young
nan looked and saw it was 500 p.
m, and his party was to eat at six,
he said, Why don't dem dar peoples
get out Of my Papu's room? kill
DEM. But just give US a little time
and when you see your son, you will
think he went abroad, or just finish
ed Yale or Harvard. Time will tell.
A certain young buss boz united
with a Christian body lately and he
really means business this time. All
he says lately, "Lawdy, mussy", or
"God will take care of me-. True,
so much so if you help yourself a
little.
Well the laugh is on me.
Sometime ago a buss bov rode
home with me and we had a very
windy night, and off went the top Of
my car. This young man got out and
finished pulling it off, and did he get
a kick out Of it. III say he did. And
he never rides with me anymore.
You blame him?
Had a chat with some U. P. boys,
and all seems to be OK. Reports a
very good travel, which means very
good tips. OK boys. May it con-
tinue. Let's hope.
Now men: | would like to have just
a friendly talk with you and now will
be just as good as anytime. Now
you see where the Fontenelle is gett-
ng ready to open up. They have a
new manager, and from what l hear
he seems to be OK, and he is expect
ing Mr.. Hicks to give him some real
walters. Now, don't go up there ex-
pecting Mr.. Hicks to hire you Just
because he knows you, or because you
can serve a banquet. He must know
if you are qualified for an a~la-carte
waiter, n who can go and get it
and then serve it. And no one knows
any better than yourself, and if you
can't, stay away and continue on serv
ing banquets. This will help all Of
US and will save Mr.. Hicks the trouble
Of turning you down. The same goes
for Mr.. Branch at the Paxton and
Mr.. Harold at the Chamber of Com
merce, in fact, all of the head wait.