The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1935-01-04
.BRLSBANE
THIS WEEK

II
| los Billions. Be Calm
| l0S Eyes for an Eye
| The Unexpected Pleases
Fourth Place for Us
Secretary Ickes has q real plan. and
possesses what might be called vision
In spending He has confidence In this
country and its wealth As chairman
Of the resources board, Mr.. Ickes ia
vors spending sos. ooo. 100000 in the
next 20 or 80 years on public works
Do not stand and gaze" or fan back
ward; that isn't SO much money for
Uncle Sam. Mr.. r. Il. Ecker. whose
biggest in the world. has assets Of 81
00o.000.000. wiz tel you that in really
good times the United States income
was 10000. 100000 a year. $4,000. 0oo.-
600 for wages, $50. 100000 Of other
income.
AN eye for an eye and tooth for
q tooth" may suit old-fashioned cap
italistic" countries Il does not appeal
70 Russia There, 70 avenge the killing
Of one man, Kirov, Stains friend, .
more have been shot, making q total
Of 10a
"A hundred and three eyes for one
eye, hundred and three teeth for one
tooth" is high price. and the number
killed may be increased.
The unexpected is interesting and
Is the essence Of humor. Two old gen
tlemen, failing in their attempt 10
strike oil. retired TO the poorhouse.
In the poorho1se backyard they found.
first, a good coal deposit, then struck
oil.
Louis Mosenza Of New Jersey went
hunting deer, walked % miles. found
nothing. At night he found large
deer hanging in his kitchen II walked
into the front yard, Mrs Mosenza
shot Il
Charles Dana Gibson, able artist,
with friends went moose hunting, tray-
eled far, by blackboard II the Maine
forest. found nothing. packed guns.
drove back 10 the station A fine bull
moose and two cows walked across the
track They could not get ont their
guns In time.
An NRA report says the United
States comes fourth among nations In
the march toward recovery and Is graft
fed. There was q time when fourth
place did not particularly crafty
Americans, but small mercies thank
fully received"
Interesting in the report is the state
ment that countries still on the gold
basis-France. Italy, Belgium, Holland,
Switzerland-show the least progress
Catholics and Protestants IN Ger
many unite In pro-Deo C'-For GodO
movement to counteract the goddess
Bolshevik propaganda"
At the same time various religious
authorities in Germany quarrel among
themselves and the head government
seeks TO '-Germanize" the Christian
religion, annoyed perhaps by the idea
that the zone God" should have been
given TO the world by the Jews
Rumanis,s narlianeut discussed q
young lady with red hair named Magda
Iupescu. for whom the Rumanian king,
Carol. has shown some Partially. Il
was suggested in defense Of King
Carol that .shis critics are too weak TO
he immoral
That new view Of immortality would
sururise several vell-known charac-
ters. including the good St Anthony,
II was nor understood that the man
who sid he could @resist ANYTHING ex-
cent termination" was a person OF un-
usnsl strength
NJ 1osa,h Fisra obsa-vas +hat
.uonv the zone hundred and eighty
ono vba had Incomes Of million dol
,,rs vee, aur;nv tha war The Isxs
nav he conntad on the fingers Of one
hand. He thinks this fnterferes with
Hi+ler,s +haory thsr members Of the
Jewish race control the worlds money
T,.. .,.,-r :. .co,,-s. Is ,o,s.,sa
Thar. ;s no lev ananr the richest men
a., .,a TT,,+as s+o-.s Vim so va-a
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go NJ Ma1lon Henrv Ford snd
Co... Rotar
u;se kim fzaorga RI Fnvlsnd tnovs
r,,.h vay the s+-evs ara h,ov;Dg
r-,enss vantad m gire him nv suh-
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600 9e thanked them said he conls
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