The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1935-10-17
DOCTOR OF NEWS
AND
HIS MTERNES

Well, my friends here l am ag-
ain. This Doctor has been hearing
mostly about the young peoples
behavings, 50 if you people with
many a year past twenty-one are
laughing this week, remember he
who laughs last laughs best.
Poor Richar6 burnside and Wal
ter Johnson are really feeling very
blue these days. The aoys acciden-
tally broke a plate glass window,
and are now endeavoring to obtain
position, not q job, that viii net
them profit of fifty dollars
This Friday evening the Deacon is
holding his first social meeting IN
long time and wants all Of his
followers to be present :. Mr.. A
thele. did you get permission from
your coach to devote Wednesdays
and Sundays to a certain fair la
dy? What girls face was very
much marooned when she found
out that the person she was bawl-
ing out for answering the phone
and making nuisance Of himself
was not her girl friends brothers
friend, but her girl friends one and
only :. Me thinks that Jerry Bird
is ok. regardless of what others
may say Now is q chance to
say what you may, fellows, to Miss
]. Davis, since she is now suffer
ing from non-vocalability .
Bloody Joe, the new name of Joe
station because he has given so
many free blood transfusions, has
vowed to keep what little he has
left How come and just who
are the two young men that es-
corted Willetta Houston to Choir
Rehearsal Wednesday night?
What is the name of the newspap-
er boy that gets cramps in his
neck from looking up to the fifth
floor of the Mcdowell building for
glimpse of-guess who =. What
young married woman came to our
popular Madison Tap and dragged
her husband away from his femin-
inc friend Evidently Vivian
Garnett's theme song is 81 Only
Have Eyes For You" Stree she
goes around calling everyone Chic
Something is mighty funny
since Cleo Hunt has started going
to Club meeting three times week
ly People are getting tired of
Pat Stringer Dragging about her
boy friend Albertine, know
someone that can tell you why
Shelby Ellis has been lodging you
so much lately SO If you want to
know what's the reason you're not
pleasin, well, come and see me ;.
Three guesses for what popular
flame from the southern part of
this state was in town Sunday -
Enra Tanner; :. Ernie Louis was
seen showing off his well ventilat-
ed conglomeration of motor ports
the other day; however, certain
parts of his machine must have
some prejudice to the others parts
since they refused to cooperate,
consequently Ernie's stooges were
seen using the good old muzzle
power so that their royal master
might reach his destination :.
BETTER get your masquerade cost
umes put, kids, as there will be an
invitahonal party at the Tennis
Club November -. According to
the reports of the girl in Seattle,
the girl friend of an employee at
local retail boot shop means abso-
lutely nothing All the boys in
Seattle are catching up with Rob-
erta Spencer by comparing her
letters. Sorry, little girl, that you
can't write carbon copies Dan
ny Allan Jr. shows great promise
of being a great football player
like his pappy many years from
now School days amt what
they use to be for Doris Hickman.
Maybe the reason is that her GU
pid isn't shooting straight arrows
at her target Thanks for the
correction, Miss D. Jones. My only
excust is that 1 must be suffering
from amnesia J. Well, my friends
as / strolled along the avenue I
saw my good patient, Walter
Straughters appearing every hour
or so with a girl on his arm. Oh,
yes, AL Smith was singing Stormy
Weather. I guess the reason is
that he and his gal amt together
Yours,
DOC