davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening star., 1935-02-01

HUDSON 1881 Greater 81 coupe; in best
of mechanical condition. good tires. clean
interior; any demonstration. Priced low
at S279: terms. Lee D. Butler. Inc. 2155
Champlain ST. NV
Evening star., 1935-02-01
SALE-AUTOMOBILES.

sTUDEBAKER 1882 President Converting
trunk rack excellent motor and tires. snot.
less interior; 5000. Lee D. Butler. inc
2165 Champlain ct. NV. ~'
STUDEBAKER 1882 sedan: original finish
high-grade car for $500. Emerson and
Orme. 18th and M SITS. NV.
sTuDEBAKER 1881 Commander brouVham:
excellent finish. all good tires. quiet and
Lee b. Butler. Inc. Si55 ChsmDis,nS S24g. n'y
Evening star., 1935-02-01
SALE-AUTOMOBILES.

PLYMOUTH 1882 model coach, This car
= In wonderful condition: One, Of the
easy terms. Capitol Motors Co.. 215 Pa.
ave. Sc.
PONTIAC 1881 sedan: SIT down and
S17.3S O month. Your car may be more
than the down payment. Ask for car No.
s4S. Z. P: steuart. Inc, 1925 14th NV.
PONTIAC 1888 coupe: excellent motor and
paint. flne tires: $685.. Emerson and
Orme. 18th and NJ SITS. NV.
PONTIAC 1923 coach; looks and runs good.
See this for only S65; terms. Pohanka
Service. 1126 10th st: NV. District 914l.
PONTIAC 1882 custom "s' sedan; beauti-
full green finish Just like new. upholstery
spotless, motor perfect; tires like new; A
Service 1925 Goth st. NV. District 9141.
PONTIAC 1884. the original paint Is in
the finest possible condition: the uphol-
stery is perfect: best of tires low mile
age, beautiful mechanical condition: $500;
g. G. G. g1arantee Open evenings % and
st. NV. Phone National 5000.
Evening star., 1935-02-01
SALE-AUTOMOBILES.

PONTIAC 1884 brand-new black sedan,
5000 under 1885 price. Flood Motors.
ROCKNE 1882 Convertible sedan; refiri-
fshed In blue. very good tires, motor
excellent, very clean Interior. real
value At $349. Lee d. Butler, Inc. 2156
STUDEBAKER 1881 Dictator "8" REGAL
sedan; paint. tires, motor and interior will
please the most critical buyer. Priced low
at $3.50. Lee D. Butler. Inc. 2165 Cham
plain ST. NV.
Evening star., 1935-02-01
SALE-AUTOMOBLES.

OLDSMOBIIE 1888 sedan; fne motor.
good paint and practically new tires: $500.
Emerson and Orme. 18th and N SITS: NV.
PIERCE-ARROW 1882 "8" inclosed-drive
Limousine: new-car appearance and per-
equipment. trunk rack. power brakes. etc.
A high-grace car for 81 1,O95. Lee D.
Butler. Inc. 2155 Champlain st. NV.
PLYMOUTH 1884 de luxe sedan; beautiful
opaiescent gun-metal finish. free wheeling.
automatic clutch. very clean interior; new
car appearance and performance: $3.50.
Lee D. Butler. Inc. 2156 Champlain st. NV:
PLYMOUTH 1884 coach; black finish.
clean interior. fine motor; like new IN
every detail; free wheeling. automatic
clutch:. S549. Lee D. Butler. Inc. 2165
Champlain st. NV.
PLYMOUTH latest 1884 sedan, only 6
months old, like o new car; sacrifice. inn
mediate sale. S525. Phone Cleveland 6823.
PLYMOUTH 1888 de luxe P;D sport
coupe; beautiful maroon body: black zen. zen.
is real buy, at 1895; liberal terms; terms
Simmons; 1893 14th st. NV. Phone
Decatur 5173
Evening star., 1935-02-01
SALE-AUTOMOBILES.

sTUDEBAKER 1888 President Convertible
5soan 5s So;passengerl;, original finish like
n3t-water heater. built-in trunk, free
Wneenng all automatic features; S7og.
zee y. Butter. Inc. 2155 Champlain NV.
sIUDEBAKER 1884 Commander Regal
snna s1uan. oriven very little. new-car appear
seVs S0nslqeraole. An outstan value
az SS3g. Lee D. Butler. Inc. 2155 Cham.
Evening star., 1935-02-01
sALE-AUTOMOBILES,

OLDsMOBILE 1880 cabriolet; leather up
like new; q real bargain; trade and terms.
Logan Motor Co. 1417 Irving st. NV.
OLDSMCBILE 1884 "S" sedan: dark blue
finish Just like new. built-in trunk tires
like new. upholstery spotless. not a scratch
or bump anywhere; new-car guarantee;
1875: terms. Pohanka Service. 1925 goth
st. NV. Phone District 9141.
OLDSMOBILE 1888 de luxe brougham six;
beautiful maroon and bronze finish. large
trunk. like new. wonderful motor Reduced
to S595. District Motor Co.. 1915 14th
OLDSMOBILE 1879 de luxe sedan; dark
rack good tires, motor perfect. real
value at only S165; terms. Pohanka Serv-
ice 1925 goth st, NV, District 9141.
Evening star., 1935-02-01
sALE-AUTOMOBILES.

EUPMOBILE 1880 sedan, only Sl95: fine
and Orme. 18th and NJ SITS. NV.
HUPMOBIIE 1881 de luxe sedan; beauti.
full black, wire wheels, trunk rack. clean
interior, e; cellent motor; any demonstra.
CRampiain st. NV.
NASH custom club coupe, rumble seat:
new condition; must sell. S110; terms con-
sidered. S25 cash. 3161 17th st. NV.
NASH 1882 de luxe sedan. only 1855. and
and Orme, 18th and NJ sts. NV.
OAKLAND 1881 sedan: sacrifice. sos:
fine. Must sell: moving. Col. 433S.
OIDSMOBILE 1929 type custom sedan:
new tires. excellent condition: 81 900 mi. !;
SS5; terms, SIS down. 3161 18th NV.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
CLIMB
|N31 INDUSTRIES
United Business DisCIoses
Twelve Made Poorer
ShoWingS in Year.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

BOSTON, March l8.-From study
of over 400 corporation reports for 1884
issued to date, the United Business
finds improvement in 81 out of 43
leading industries.
In % lines of business, which
showed aggregate net profits during
both the last two years, increases
were reported in 1884; four recorded
profits last year, compared with losses
in 1898, and four others reduced
deficits. Twelve industries Jared
worse in 1884 than in 1888, nine of
these having decreased earnings, two
going into the red and one showing a
larger deficit.
Aggregate earnings of all companies
reviewed increased % per cent in
1884. Sixteen industries, however,
showed better results than the aver
age. These are advertising, printing
and publishing, auto accessories,
building supplies, can manufacturers,
coal mining, credit companies, de-
partment stores. drug chains, elec-
trical equipment, household equip
ment, mail order, nonferrous metals,
Office equipment, petroleum, rubber
and tires and tobacco.
Excellent earnings improvement
was also shown by machinery, motion
picture. radio and restaurant chain
companies, which had aggregate net
profits last year, compared with def
cits in 1888. Four other industries,
agricultural equipment, aviation, rail-
Evening star., 1935-03-18
STOCKS TURN DULL
AFTER EARLY DROP
Losses of One to Two Points
General Before Prices
Are Steadied.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press
NEW YORK, March lS.-The
stock market was lifeless and in a
reactionary frame of mind today.
Handicapped by disquieting de-
velopments in Europe, highly un-
settled foreign exchanges and COM
modities, leading shares were so sensi-
tive to small selling orders that de-
clineS ranging from l to points were
general before the market steadied
trif1e during the afternoon dealings.
Heaviest losers included American
Telephone, U. S. Steel. Montgomery
Ward, General Motors, Bethlehem and
Columbian Carbon. Public Service
of New Jersey and Consolidated Gas
were resistant The late tone was
easy.
Transfers approximated $4,000
shares
Stocks slid off l to points in sew
eral leading issues in the earlier deal
ingS, and although selling soon sub
sized, they showed virtually no re-
Operative power by early afternoon.
United States Steel, Bethlehem,
American Telephone and several
others touched new low levels since
1888.
Cotton was depressed by another
furry Of selling from Europe, and
grains were pulled down at the start,
but most of the staple markets re-
covered part of their losses as trading
progressed. News of a French loan to
Belgium reversed the recent flow Of
funds from the continent of Europe
to London, and gold currencies rallied
while the British pound and related
monies Slumped, with a depressing
effect upon American commodity
markets.
Most Wall street quarters felt that
the partial aid to Belgium only plug
ged one of many holes in the gold
bloc dixie, and failed to provide any
convincing indication that France
and her economic allies could in
definitely avoid devaluation.
Armament activities in Europe
failed to give birth to any war ba-
hjes" in the New York Stock Mar
ket, for the campaign to take the
profit out of war has dampened hopes
that another conf1agration in Europe
would make a new crop of millionaires
in the United States. Not since the
japanese shelling around Shanghai a
couple of years ago have airplane,
powder and such securities pushed
upward in the New York market.
Wall Streets hopes are no pinned
or peacetime prosperity. Week end
domestic business surveys were re-
| garded as about a stand-off, and some
traders still feared that the Spring
peak of industrial activity had al
ready been seen. Merchandisers,
however, thought the best Easter
trade in recent years was in sight.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
FOREIGN EXCHANGES.

NEW YORK. March Is dP.-Foreier
exchange irregular; Great Britain in dol
lars. Others in cents. Great Britain. de-
mand. 4G6; cables, 4.76 f0-day bills
4.751s; France. demand $50: cables $50;
Demands Belgium. 81 Il GERMANY
1927: Holland. 67S6: Norway. 23gS;
Sweden. "a 80: Denmark. u 30: Finland,
2.1:; Switzerland. 3345; Spain, 1869;
Portugal: 4.36ss; Greece. .93is: Poland,
1880; CzechoSlovakia. 4.l9: Yugoslayia'
:21; Austria. lS.S5n; Hungary 30 son;
Hongkong 4s.45: Mexico City tsiiver
pesol;, S5: Montreal in New York
Nominal -
Evening star., 1935-03-18
CRUDE OIL PRICES.

TULSA. Okla, March Is dP.-Base
crude oil prices:
Midcontinent area - Oklahoma Kansas
grayity scale to ST .0S: North and North
Central Texas. gravity scale to 81 .O3: East
Texas. 81 fiat: North Louisiana Arkansas,
sravlty scale to S1.03: Gulf Coast-Louisi-
ana-Texas, gravity scales to Sll2 and
81 IA: West Texas (permian basin), zoe
and 75c fiat; Texas Panhandle. gravity
scales to Sic and Gle
Rocky Mountain area-Salt Greek. wyo..
gravity scale to S10S.
Eastern area-PennSylvania grade Brad
ford-Allegany). S2.35: same grade in South
in Eureka lines. S1.97: same grade in
Buckeye lines. S1.S7: Corning. SI37.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
BANK DIVIDEND ORDERED.

BALTIMORE, March 10 tP.-Pay-
ment of a dividend totaling sos, 900
to the depositors and creditors of the
closed Chesapeake Bank was author
lied today by Judge ]. Frank Sup
plee, jr., on a petition of State Bank
Commissioner John J. Ghingher as
receiver. The payment Is the third
distribution to the depositors.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
DIVIDENDS ORDERED
BY FINANCE COMPANY
Special Dispatch to The Star

Special Dispatch to The Star.
BALTIMORE. March 1s.-The FL
nance Co. of America, at Baltimore,
has declared the regular quarterly
dividends on the various classes of
shares outstanding, payable April Is
to stockholders of record April 5, as
follows: 4334 cents on the per cent
preferred, a34 cents on the class A
preferred and 10 cents a share each
on the class A and class B common
stocks.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
METAL MARKET.

NEW YORK. March IS P.-Copper
quiet; electrolytic spot and future. Blue
Eagle. 900. Tin weak: spot and nearby.
1918; futures As So Iron quiet. No ..
fob. Eastern Pennsylvania. 1880. Buff
spot New York $50; East st. Louis. 3.45
Zinc dull: East ST. Louis spot and future
800. Aluminium. 19,00a22. 90. Anti
mony. spot. 1880. Quicksilver. 72.50a
rs 90.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
MONEY MARKET.

NEW YORK. March IS UP-Call money
steady: ] per cent all day.
Time loans steady; go days-6 months.
34a1 per cent.
Prime commercial paper. "a.
Blankets acceptances unchanged; 30
days Isa1s: 5000 days. isa1s: months.
lSaN: 5-6 months. l2aas -
Rediscount rate. New York Reserve
Bank lI2 per cent.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
New York Cotton
BY the Associated Press.

BY Lh6 ASSOCIdIeu FItSS.
NEW YORK, March ia break
from S220 to $500 a bale in the cot
ton market today was attributed to a
renewal of general selling. May broke
to 1890, or within S points of last
Mondays low level, while other
months made new low ground. Octo-
Der sold off to 1905.
The market rallied on trade buying
and covering and, while fluctuations
were nervous and irregular, prices re-
covered about 20 to % points from
the lowest. May sold around 1880
in the midafternoon market.
Evening star., 1935-03-18

road equipment and steel and iron,
reduced their deficits substantially.
Food Except meat packing), textile,
railroad and utility industries Jared
the worst in 1884, according to the
United Services survey.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
IiyeruooI Quotations,

LIVERPOOL. March is up. - Cotton,
$1,000 bales including 1000 American.
Spot. small business done: prices 10 points
lower; tauotations in pence AmeEl,Gan 1isG,;an
$3.50: strict middling, 6.54; middling, 6;39;
strict low middling. 624; low middling;
500; strict good ordinary, So good
ordinary. $40. Futures closed steady
tober, $50; December. 500; January
H6
Evening star., 1935-03-18
Hill Gets Diamond Emblem.

Hill Gets Diamond Emblem.
Edwin F. Hill, widely known in the
financial district through his long con-
nection with the information depart
ment of the Chesapeake g. Potomac
Telephone Co.. has become entitled
to wear the diamond service emblem
because of 35 years service with the
Bell System
He began his service in Portsmouth,
Va, in 1900, later working in Dan
vile, Raleigh, WinstonSalem and
Jacksonville He was made city fore
man in Atlanta and then became
district foreman, his territory covering
nine important Southern States. In
1912. he was transferred and became
one of the leading telephone men in
West Virginia, being located in
Charleston.
Safe Deposit Meeting Called
The monthly meeting of the safe
deposit section Of the District Bank
ers' Association will be held next
Wednesday evening in the board room
of the American Security & Trust Co.
Chairman Richard E. Harris will
report on the quarterly meeting of
the Maryland State Safe Deposit As
sociation, in Baltimore, which was at
tended by II members of the Wash
ington organization
Secretary John F Hillyard has asked
for report on allowing persons under
81 years of age to be deputies in the
safe-depoSit sections of the banks.
The matter came up at the last meet
ing and delegates were asked to con-
suit with The various attorneys in the
banks and ask for their views on the
advisability of permitting minors to
act in this capacity
Members of the safe deposit section
wish to make the custom uniform in
all the banks. This problem will make
this weeks meeting unusually i'm
portant.
Rover on Advisory Board.
Announcement was made today that
Leo A. Rover, former United States
attorney for the District of Columbia,
has been elected member of the ad-
visory board of the H street branch
of the aBnk of Commerce & Savings.
Mr.. Rover graduated from George
town University Law School in 1910.
In 1924 he became associated with the
district attorneys Office as assistant
United States attorney for the District
Of Columbia.
He was named first assistant in 1926
and in 1929 was elevated to the office
as United States attorney. Mr.. Rover
rendered his resignation to President
Roosevelt shortly after the President
entered Office.
Bonds Active on Exchange.
Bonds were active on the Washing
ton Stock Exchange today when the
weeks business opened. Washington
Gas SIS again sold at lis, Capital Trac-
ton SIS moved at 81. Georgetown Gas
SIS changed hands at 11113 and WASH
ington Gas IS, B, at 104. Washington
Railway & Electric As moved at 1929
and Potomac Electric Power IS, 1858,
sold at ITO.
New Director Elected.
John E. Shoemaker, manager OF the
Washington division of the General
Outdoor Advertising Co., has been
elected q director in the company
The concern has just reported that it
booked five times more business IN
January Of this year than 1t did year
ago.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
LEAD PRICE ADVANCED.

NEW YORK. March 15 tPl.-The
American Smelling & Refining Co.
today advanced the price Of lead
.05 of a cent to $50 cents a pound.
Evening star., 1935-03-18

Southern Railway Co. January net
loss was s540,679, VS.. net loss Of
s339,s77 in January, 1884.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
42h 36b California psg(1H]

42l5 3613 California PRg(1hl
Ia u Callahan Zinc. .....
41s pa Calumet & Hec1a.
1874 95s Canada Dry G AID
1874 95s Canadian Pacific. =.
63 46h Case q y Co. .....
A 3613 Caterpillar Trac(1).
1885, 20A Celanese Corp.
Az 2 Celotex Co (k).
27M 22A Cent Aguire t1h). :,
551A 35 Central R r of N j..
At 1884 Cerro de Pasco t2)..
6ss 35s Certain-teed Prod.
1874 % Certain.teed P pf. -.
45sk 37A Ches & Ohio (2.s0).
447s SO Chesap Corp o..
2A IS Chi Ct Westn (k).s
3 IA Chi Mil st P & P....
4s. 2 Chi Mil st P & P pf.
5as 27S Chi & Northwestern.
7% ASS Chi Pneumatic Tool.
4 ~ Chi r I&P So pf(k)
Al Ia Chi R I&P7% pf(kl.
29s4 251a Chickasha C o (2)..
IA 81 Childs Co.
421a 81 Chrysler Corp ~. .
22as 20 City Ice & Fuel t2).
96 81 City Ice & 2 Of 61z e.
115 u City Stores (k).....
"a %City Stores ctfs lk)
2814 24a Cluett Peabody (1).
1SOs6 1915 Coca-Cola t8).....
1874 161s Colgate-P-P t50c)..
15s4 9 Collins & Aikman...
2S1s 5 Colo Fuel & Ir pf(k)
1875 10% Colo & South.
Is 7 Colo & Sou 1st pf...
ia 3ss Col Gas & Elec.
59A 351s Col G & e pf A (6)..
51a. 81 Col G & e pf B t5)..
Assn 3414 Colum Pic vtc tm1).
79a4 81 Columb Carbon go.
47A 1914 Comcl Credit a..
STA 521a Comcl CredittA)t3)
32A 29 Comcl Cred pf Il ~
113 1Oszs Comcl c 1st ptt6h>
GA 56A Comcl Inv Tr IL "a,
237s 17% Comcl Solv tf85c)..
1as y Comw & Southn. -.
4Osa 291s Comw & Sou pf t3).
7a4 s Conde Mast Pub. -.
BAN 27 Congoleum.Nt1.60).
10h 9 Congress Cigar. go.
AZ 23% Conn Ry & 1t (4h).
ia Az Consol Film. $500.
22h 18 Consol Film pf (jO.
22M 157s Consol Gas N z (1).
80 TN Consol Gas pf t6)..,
2N IL Consol Laundries. =.
Ss4 Ga Consol Oil th42c).
liz u Consol Textile. ...~
13% 99s Container Corp tA).
5M 3ss Container Corp (B).
/ "a Cont Baking 3D..
81 46A Cont Baking pf 90.
1914 62& Cont Can t2.40).
9A z Cont Dia 2 (a15c).'
"a 2SH Cont Insur (t1.35).
IA u Cont Motors.
1914 15M Cont O(Del)a121sc.
481s AIN Corn Elk Bk&Tr (3).
6S So Corn Prod Ref t3)..
1914 35R Cream Of Whit t2A.
1874 12h Crosley Radio. 900.
% 23h Crown c & 8 t1)....
45 43h Crown C&S pf(2.70)
5M 3% n-Zellerback.
SO 40k Cuban.Am Sugar pf.
471s Al Cudahy Pkg t2h)..
22M Is Curtis Publishing. ..
1O1 1914 Curtis Pub pf (O...
8 2 Curtiss Wright. -.
10h 6A Curtiss Wright tA)
20A 16 Cutler Hammer. e
Evening star., 1935-03-18
MONTREAL SILVER.

MONTREAL, March Is [E1.-Silver fu-
lures opened firm. March. 9.5Ob; May.
59.75b; July. 6O.10b: September. 6O.6Oo.
Bid.
Evening star., 1935-03-18

65s Ia Baldwin Loco tk)..
Is IA Baltimore & Ohio. ..
177s 91s Baltimore & Ohio of
10 107 Bang & Aroos pft7)
z SIS Barnsdall Corp.
44% 371s Bayuk Cigar DO.
Ill 107% Bayuk Gig 1st pf(7)
10 1914 Beatrice Creta50c)-
1879 ia Belding-Hem a50c.
11715 1l2si Belg Nat pit pf(702)
liza lis Bendix Aviation. -.
17sa 151s Beneficial Loan III.
3S4 "a Best & Co (2).
347s 224s Bethlehem Steel. -.
774 5S Bethlehem Stl pf. :.
26h IS Bigelow-San Corp.
1874 95s Blaw-Knox. .......
108 103A Bloomingdale pf tO
4084 2Sh Blumenthal pf. 80.
10 65s Boeing Airplane. E.
597s 4934 Bohn Alum&Br (3).
97l4 80 Bon Ami (A)(t5)...
25% 211s Borden Co (1.6O. =.
341s 28h Borg Warner (1h).
Ia As Boston G Maine. =
301s 241a Briggs Mfg CD.
31& 231s Briggs & Strat t3)..
36A 81 Bristol-Myers t2.40.
441s 3612 Bkln-M Man T(a75c) -
961a 80 Bklyn-Man T Of t6)
81 43s4 Bklyn Union Gas(5)
6% Az Bucyrus Erie.
13 S1s Bucyrus Erie cv pf =,
5H 34 Budd (E G) Mfg.
33 % Budd (E G. Mfg pf.
Is 81 Bullard Co.
9B 3h Burns Bros pf. 800.
1874 1874 Burr Add M (6oc) d.
205s 11ss ByerS "a M).......
Evening star., 1935-03-18

Sales Of Stocks the New York Exchange
l1:00 A.M...... 100000 1900 Noon...... $4,000
100 PM. 100000 P.M....... 47O0O0
Dividend table annual
declarations
o Unit Of trading less than 100 tPart, !Pu
9Ss in Paid last regular
stock PsyabL in cash PIps
dividends companes recevershp or being reoT
ganized Plus 81 in stock Plus So in stock Plus 20
Evening star., 1935-03-18

Central R. r. of New Jersey-Jan-
uary net loss was $2O4,829 VS.. net in
come of $279, ,049 in January, 1884.
Evening star., 1935-03-18
INSURANCE STOCKS

NEW YORK, March rs ,P,-New York
Security Dealers Association:
Evening star., 1935-03-18

8 3M Eastern Roll Mills. {.
123M 110k Eastman Kod t5).
2OM 1854 Eaton Mfg (1).....
29 1914 Electric Auto Lite. 4.
1101s 107 Elec Auto Lite pf 7.
6M 3H Electric Boat.
Evening star., 1935-03-18

10M 99s Ohio OIL th45c)....
5h 37s Omnibus Corp. .....
1h5s 1875 Otis Elevator t60c).
ia Az Otis Steel. .......
90% 80 Owens-Ill Glass 90
Evening star., 1935-03-18

Ga 81 Hahn Dept Stores. (.
TON IS Hahn Opt Stores Of
ia. AZ Hall W F Printing.
20 16 Harb Walker d..
Z 51a Hat Corp tA)......
3M ia Hayes Body.......
77s II Hercules Pw $3.50
1O71s 1O4 Hershey c Of tt5).
36sl 307s Houd-Hersh A (j21 .
9h Ga Houdaille-Hersh B.
Sc 40 House Fin pf (3h).
17% 91s Houston Oil. ......,
3ss Ia Houston Oil (new) q
52h 43 Howe Sound go. 81
12s. 81 Hudson Motor Car.
a. la HUM Motora
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
MISLEADING MELODY

"You can learn a great deal from
old songs" remarked the light-heart.
ed statesman.
They may be misleading" an.
swered Senator Sorghum. when
posterity reylyes we Have No Ba-
nanas' large number of persons
may be led to infer that with all
our crop failures the most we have
had contend with was a scarcity
of tropical fruit. ."-Washington Star.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Lofty Assumptionx

you have been getting some bad
advice In business"
Il have" answered Mr. Dustin
Stax. Il had a highbrow group Of
advisers. But highbrows are always
suspected of high-hat inclinations.
Instead of brain trust I got merely
a brain crust"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Youthful Assumption

How is your son getting on in his
new position?"
First rate" answered Farmer
Corntossel. "He knows more about
the business now than the boss does.
All he has TO do is convince the
boss"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Busy

Caller-I would like to see the
Judge, please.
Secretary-Tm sorry, sir, but he Is
at dinner.
Caller-But, my man, my errand
is important.
Secretary-It can't be helped, sir.
His Honor Is at steak.-Pearson's
Magazine.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Case of Neeessitv

"What was the inspiration for your
srccessi' the rich man was asked.
"Well. frankly he grinned. "it
was the meals my wife cooked when
we were first married. | realized
right of I'd have to earn enough to
hire cook II | didn't want to die
Of Indigestion
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
She Was Willing

Curate (admiring a bowl of bulbs)
How lovely to think it will soon be
opening rime, Mrs. Bird.
Mrs. Binks-Well, now, and who
ever would have thought of you say
In thing like that! But I'm game
to pop out for a quick one If you
feel like it.-London Tit-Bits.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
PROMISING

Mr. and Mrs. Penley were honest.
'ard-w0rking farmer folks. BY self
leuigi they had managed to send
the.r son TO Harvard. One day a
letter arrived. ~ know you viii be
pleased" wrote the son. "to learn
tha. have won the squash cham
pionshlp."
We'll. welli" beamed Father Pen
ley. Wen make n farmer out OF
that boy yet, mother"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
GET SMARTNESS
IN SATIN FROCK
PATTERN zo2a

Probably about now you have de-
clded that you just must have a
satin frock. You're right! And here
Is the model you have been seeking
In which TO make It. II Is a dress
you can wear afternoon or evening
and always look smart. The jabot Is
not just an ordinary jabot but some
thing cut in one with the yoke and
Joined In the bodice on new and
very chic principles. The sleeves,
too. do things differently, and while
there is nothing different about the
pleats at the bottom OF the skirt.
front and back, they afford graceful
movement for the slim panels.
Pattern 2O29 is available In sizes
1G, IS, 20, 81. SO, 3s. 40. ~. A and
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Woof! Woofl

This Is a retail store, isn't It."
asked the old lady.
Certainly. madam said the clerk.
"Well," said she, "some friends
gave my grandson this pup, and 1t
has had its tail cut Off and | want 1t
retailed, please"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Did He Get the Job7

Employer-Personal appearance Is
4 helpful factor In business success.
Employee-Yes, and business sue
cess is a helpful factor in personal
appearance.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-01-04
Compensation

Farmer Bentoyer - That drouth
cost Us over G,OO0 bushels OF wheat.
Mrs. Bentoyer-Yes, but there Is
nothing without some good. During
that dry spell we could at least get
some salt out OF the shakers!