The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1935-10-10
DOCTOR OF NEWS
AND
HIS INTERNES

Greetings, my patients. make
yourselves comfortable while i
diagnose the ailments of a few of
my patients.
That dashing baclsfielder, Rus
sell, does not need any medicine
from this Doctor. He proved last
Friday that he IS still Public Enc
my No. 1 The key-pounder
that was standing on the corner
of 18th and jackson at eleven D.
m. Sunday night must be careful
-Why2 Well, 1 might be afraid
that you will have rheumatism and
Their again my fear may be -.
If thought would have as many
admirers as Bob Crane while con-
valescing, I believe would become
an invalid If the u. of w. coed
contemplating changing the color
of her wind blown hair win do so,
1 personally win see TO it that it
won't matter what the owner of
the fraternity pin, she is now wear
ing, says or thinks there comes
the Docs conceit) THAT alone
should convince you / want to
know what our Lyric Bit writer
was doing in a Pierce Arrow taxi
and just who was the lady he was
"bundling" with Charlie Tay-
Tor is gettin all ready for his win
ter entertainments at the Tennis
Club-hope to see all at his first
rhythmatic function Here's
some news that all of us have been
waiting for-Dutch Mayfield had
planned to take l5udred Artiss to
the altar the eighth of this month
but due to illness the two will pro-
badly take the plunge in the near
future Doris Hickman is very
much in my doghouse. She's hav-
ing a party this Saturday and did
mt even invite me. Is your rea-
son my statement about you last
week =? Whoever the lady was
that called Saturday night and
asked my mother to inform me
that her name had better cease its
appearance in this column should
have given her name. Why? Well
then l could have printed it along
with this =. Did you know that
Mr.. Bob Flowers Is our only ath-
letic representative at the u. of
W.? Last year he played Frosh
football; however this year Flow
ers win confine his achievements
to track my blessings VIII
Mary De Williams please hurry
up and give Jack Black the I'll
be seeing you" sign so that we can
have some more parties for six
:. Jimmie Eng was seen carry
ing the torch for a high yaller that
lives in the Governor Some
body wants to know where the
1egerdemain artist for the Black
and Tan was Wednesday I
guess the person in Vancouver,
whose address asked for last
week, is so enraptured with her
Seattle admirer that lives in the
southern part of the city that she
just couldn't be bothered with tri-
vial matters. All 1 have to say is
If you think half as much of him
as he does of you, don't blame
you for not writing Evidently
my former girl friend wasn't kid
ding when she told me about her
fiance. Voltaire once said, "the
pen is mightier than the sword. :"
I have few simple words to add
to the great French statesman's
words: "the pen is mightier than
the sword until financial power
seeks the hand of the pen!" !.
Reports from rowing irlternes say
the Enterprise issue of September
10 featuring photo of Alice Lewis
scared to the high price of fifty
cents per copy, final copy sold to
Orien Art Martin is yet pay
ing off bills from his August 18th
spree when he ran his car into
milk truck Miss Birdie How
ard, petite and charming waitress
az the Entertainers Cafe, has a
fine police dog but the dog seems
to prefer to serve as protector to
Miss Willett Williams, an enter
Gamer at Martins Honeysucl1le
Club, in other words, he's a must
cal dog s. Married men who stay
out all night when the wife is away
should phone in occasionally for
fear the better half may return
unannounced Archie Jackson
and Frank Waldron are going over
in a big way at the Golden Gar
dens :, My friends, if may call
you such, the moon is shining ra-
Their brightly this evening and /
have just received a call from one
that wants a description of it and
all other uncomprehensive objects.
So if you will excuse me will en-
deavor to satisfy my patients