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ADMINISTRATIONS.

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SEWING MAcH!NEs-sinssr DoEt.ble and
and up: all guaranteed. 637 H st. ne.
SEWING MACHINES-Electric portables,
consoles. SIS UP; dropheads. S5 up; rents,
So: repairs. 81. Lear. phone West 1880.
TYPEwR1TERs-see the new Resal Royal
s.nssd sna az nsnss
Co.. 2S42 BiadensburE I'd. ne. Open eve
nings. For demonstration. phone Atlantic
TYPEwRITERs- sale Royal No.
ohsr oo@e sS sry IL fof b.s
ton. "United." s13 14th st. NV. Phone
TYPEWRITERs. $50, payable S3 mo. Just
ton ton i5 6nderEood. i ZIG 18Th 81. NV ewes.
VACUUM CLEANER. used Hoover Jr.. bar
gain for cash. Apex Elec. Co, 109 9th St.
WASHING MACHINES. repossessions and
SpsS st sS Easy
Elec. Co. 100 9th St NV. at G.
WOOD Ss cord: well-seasoned oak. pine
sts sGsms cut as5 any 1enEth Tree delivery. Phone
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTATION.
excellent condition: must be sold for stor-
age charees; S25 to s55. Also practice
eanG eo s si You sI; M nx sofs s4s s'0rass
Grand PLANO PLANO u;sa for % sonesrts and ,5s e:
Mdses saids upfiahs sHSfao mads BY bsidvip. slss
small steinway upright carefully used.
s1s5; one one Meister Upright. suitable for =
finished II red s!16; "a! s..nds and up
l sonsSle % rates III Hugo - woTeh. fiio q. E Is
PIANo-For the person who has very
the thnsa hsd lSyely LITTLE sTand
be purchased for only SITS: terms. Sc
weekly. Kits. 1880 G St NV.
PIANos-we have a number Of good re-
conditioned uprishts on sale at greatly
Eeeueed prices; some really nne makeS- s.
chickerins. Weber: etc. Prices from $40
70 sl4a. Pay 81 weekly. Kits. 1880
p1ANo-Here's really tne baby Grand
that can be purchased at real saving;
in a plain. Colonial style. Used for only
5 months. the finish doesn't show q scratch
na the sh ton On. is ,s. to ONLY sr oRse in
Of SIS monthIy. kits 1856 G ST St. NV. nW'
PIANo-Interssted in a really good apart
ment upright? Well We have Just the
uiano-a. slightly used mahogany instru-
sold for over S3T5-it is now priced at
S225. Practically new. it's an unusual
value at this reduced price. Kits. 1880
G st. NV.
P1ANo-Latest model baby grand. desisned
in the very popular straight-line style and
finished in satin mahogany: S2S5. Used
for very short while and we don't believe
II can be told from new. Pay So weekly.
Kits. 1880 G ST. NV
BOATS.
34-FOOT ELCO CRUISER for sale; excel
lent condition: fully equipped; $1,000.
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R0oMS-FuRNISHEn.


1908 II sT. NV. Apt. 3-YounE man,
share rooms. bath: $3.50 week. After
CAPITOL HILL. 1927 East Capitol St.
Nice. bright room for i or 2 gentlemen,
In private home; unlimited phone.
1928 18th ST. NV. G7th and Park rd.)-
Large End moor front room. ami. twin
beds: for 1 or 2 gentlemen; near bus and
cars; private home. Columbia 6669-J.
230s .AsHMEADE PL, Apt. 54-Nicely
furnished room. apartment house: private
family. Gentleman. Phone Potomac 6063
WESLEY HEIGHTsNLiving room. bed
room and bath: attractively furnished.
May be rented separately. Cleveland 8687.
GENTT.EMAN-Attract bed room, ad-
Joining shower bath; screened porch: de-
tached home. pvt adult family. Geo. S199.
1928 18TH ST. NV. Apt. 2-Beautiful
rooms, double or single: reasonable. Gen.
tlemen. Home comforts
32O7 ADAMS MILL RD.-LarEe room and
sleeping porch: no other roomers. Near
goth and Park I'd. on bus line. 29'
1875 18th ST. N.W.-Beautifuily furnished
double rooms. bath and shower: well Ven-
tiiated rooms. new beds. furniture.
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w. B. MOSES & SONS re-
quire the services of an ex-
perienced filter for ready-to-
wear department. Apply
Saturday, 9:15 am, fourth
floor.
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BOATS.

s4-FOoT ELco CRUISER for sale: excel
lent condition: fully equipped; $1,000.
See Mr.. Sceley, Corinthian Yacht Club.
DEAD-RISE BOAT. 3Ox9 feet, cabin. COM
plete. Inquire or phone West 0332-J,
A. Z. Paul. sr. 3421 Dent pl. NV. 31'
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PIANO-Latest model baby grand. designed
in the very popular Straight-line style and
finished in q satin mahogany: S2S5. Used
for very short while and We don't believe
II can be told from new. Pay So weekly.
Kits. 1880 G ST. NV
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JEWELRY, SILVERWARE
SALESMAN.
A good position for a young
man of character who has
had experience in these de-
partments. Address Box
265-M, Star Office.
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ACCOUNTANT who has had
genuine experience in office
management and can furnish
endorsements of ability in this
line OF work. Applicants please
write by hand, stating age, ex-
perlence and salary expected.
Address Box 353-M, Star Office.
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SEVERAL YOUNG WOMEN
for special survey work.
Must have attractive per-
sonality and pleasing voice.
Interesting work with salary
and attractive bonus ar
rangement. For appoint
ment call Miss Scott, Ma
tional 2616. Address Box
245-M, Star Office.
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TAILORESSE.

TAILORESSES.
Only those thoroughly ex-
perienced in general altera-
tions on women's coats need
apply.
JtJLiUs GARFINCKEL&CO.
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CIVIL SERVICE EXAM.
Assistant Statistical Clerk. 81 $40.
&1 HOME STIIDY CO1IRSES SS

BEAUTY CULTURE
SPECIAL COURSE, $45
MABErI.E HONOUR SCHOOL Est. 1879.
Washingtons Original and Finest School.
6lS 18th St NV Phone Met 717S.
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STATISTICAL CLERK,
S5 Tuition On1v S5

Men and women. Salary, S1.62O. The
Civil Service Preparatory School. L. Adolph
Richards M. A.. M. s.. Prin.. $50 18th st.
W. Phone Metropolitan 6337.
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TWO-BED-ROOM SUITE,
SMALL SITTING ROOM,
THREE OR FOUR PER-
SONS, $1,000 WEEKLY PER
P RSON. BURLINGTON
HOTEL.
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Francis Scott Key, Apt. Hotel
Goth and p sts n.w.-1 room. kit, bath:
completely furn... linens. silver, Frtgidaire:
day week. month. National 6426.
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WIDE-AWAKE SALESMAN
WANTED.

Tile settlers. plasterers, timers. skaters.
Apply 1920 x st. NV. first floor. between
7:30 and 500 a.m Saturday.
SHOE statesmen, expert
enced. Others need not ap-
ply. The Shoe Mart, 726 7th
st. NV.
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TILDEN GARDENS. 3O3I SEDGWICK ST
n.w.-Richly furnished spacious double
living. bed room kitchen dining bath
$50 per month. Apt. 3O3-E. Clev. 53:i4.
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1920 HAYWARD N,W.-2 ROOMS. FRONT.
Phone Columbia $500. Bee manager.
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ZOO 18th ST. NV. APT. 1865 DOUBLE
bed rooms. living room. foyer. kitchen and
bath; all outside; completely and taste
fully furnished: to responsible tenant on
8 to 12 mo suitcase: reasonable. Phone
Potomac so. Ext. zoo. 2Qs
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ANO4AsOS1AVKN VVOISCEHs
DRIVING taught quickly for D. c. and Nd.
permits: refined white instructors; easy
parking. Mr.. kLAPP, Wise. 4461-W. 29s
FRENCH-PRONUNCI CONVERsA-
ton, coaching. by French woman. teacher
Wash: schools. Call Dist. 4615 after 2 pm.
BEGINNERS and finishing private secre-
for the BETTER PAID POSITIONS. Greeg
or Boyd shorthand. touch typing secre-
tarial practice. bookkeeping calculating
yates; new classes now forming. INQUIRE
Boyd School. 1888 ST. National 1898
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HELP-WOAIEN.

EXPERIENCED MILLINERY sALEsLADIEs
Wanted at Once.
J. Z. CUNNINGHAM Co. 3l6 7th St. NV.
LARGE DEPARTMENT store
desires the services Of ex-
perienced corset filters. State
age and qualifications. Ad-
dress Box 66-M, Star Office.
MILLINERY SALESLADIES,
thoroughly experienced, good
appearance, steady position.
Apply week of April 1. Knick-
erbocker Hat Fashions, 1928
F st. NV.
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NEW. ROOM KIT. PRIVATE b
small, 50 wk.; gas. cleo. plenty hot water
mr.. cars. $3.50 Warder st. NV. Adams 6s40.
S59. so MO-LIV RM.. BED RIM. PORCH,
kit. and b. Apt. . Buchanan Apis. 452G
18th st. Also $40 mo.-Liv. r. bed
rms. kit din. and b. Apt. 5. Wyatt
Apis. 1920 Ga. ave Geo. 1883 ewes.
DUPONT CIRCLE. 1926 19th-TWO AND
three room apartments. nicely furnished;
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DAY OLD and started chicks. 3. Rocks. W.
Reds O. @. W. Leghorns. Hines Hatchery.
Oiney. Nd. miles north Of Norbeck.
Phone Ashton 1872 Compliance No. 1915.
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TAKOkA PARK-ATTRACTIVE o-R
kltchenette. bath, porch apt. Beautyrest
mattress. ETC.: elec.. gas elec. refrigera-
tion. phone. incl. in rent Most desirab BILE
for permanently employed couple; adults
only SOB. Phone Shepherd 251S 81"
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ROOMS-UNFURNISHED
ROOMS-FUR. AND UNFUR

1850 18th ST. N.w-Large second a,
c. n. w., phone, etc. Phone Adams O5
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Free Electricity and Refrigeration
Two large, cool bed rooms: corner
living room. spacious kitchen. tiled
bath room shower: all rooms open from
reception hall; completely furnished IN
unusually fine style: attractive lobby.
elevator
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POULTRY AND EGGS,

QHicKe-R and W. Rocks. r. !. .Rsds,
ssSr ss per antIeeS aSs .ssos sisS s.ass: 5::
hack Md Phone Ashtnn 1lR.F-2l
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wish to keep the clergy on their
toes and in good fighting trim
let US take pains to see that
blessedneSs is not oVerdone.
"No, with all due respect to
blesSednesS, I think it is far
better, for the present at least,
that people confine their gen.
erosity to Christmas time and
live in a good, healthy state Of
parsimony the remainder of the
year.
II am submitting my find
ipgs to Senator Nye. I am sub
mitting them to him because he
has a nice short name that will
not crowd my name out of the
headlines. I submitted some
findings once to a Senator
named FrelinghuySen and you
couldn't see my name for dust"
Copyright. 1898. by King Features
Syndicate. 1nc.)
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OAAS AAOAA OAA
the force. Even now, after los
ing thirty-five pounds, the re-
naming two hundred and fifty
would still make me eligible as
one of the worlds finest" But
I am still human. Very human.
And only a Super-human person,
with super-human patience,
should try to qualify for the job.
Greater New York, if I am
not mistaken, has about 7,000,-
900 inhabitants and some TO-
900 policemen. That gives us
about $50 citizens for every
local gendarme. And how
many of those $50 would dare
to deny that nothing gives
them as much joy as to be
able to say. Il had a run-in
with a cop today and gee! did
I tell him where to get Off"
Having been a newspaper
man for some 80 years of my
life, 1 am fairly familiar with
the so oft repeated accusation
that every cop will take a ci-
gar and, in case of dire need
Con the part of the donor.
considerably more than a ci-
gar.
But every community has
the public officials it deserves.
When the whole administra-
tion is as crooked as a street
in old Boston Il am not men
tioning names, but most
people can remember at least
two years back, then the aver
age policeman will reflect the
prevailing spirit Of civic hon
esty and will see to it that he
gets his share.
When sly grating is elevated
to the dignity of one Of the
fine arts, and is greeted by
the community-atlarge with
loud outbreaks of hilarity and
approval, then the officer on
the beat would be fool If he
did not insist upon an occa-
sional handout. Quite rightly
he does not care to be as con-
Spicuous as a non-drinker hap.
pened to be during the era OF
the Glorious Experiment.
But having known so many
of those men personally, and
often Il am happy and proud
to say) intimately, I am willing
to get up right here in meet
ing and state that, in my own
humble opinion, the average
cop would infinitely rather be
honest. Not merely because he
wears a uniform and is subject
to military discipline. but be-
cause the average rank and file
of human beings Gin contrast
to the average nation), is hon
est by preference.
I leave it to the preachers
and the pedagogues to decide
how much education and religi-
Gus training have to do with
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the committee he may work to
their disadvantage.
1t was their hope that Sen
ator Ellison D. Smith, of South
Carolina, would take the chair.
manship as he is more con-
Servative.
Smith, however, was tied up
with the Senate Committee on
Agriculture Craftsmanship and
could not accept the leadership
of the Interstate Commerce
Committee without diSplacing
Wheeler.
Tactics of that sort we're not
to Smiths liking and cOnSe-
quently he refused 20 relinquish
the Craftsmanship of Agricul
ture.
Wheeler. therefore, got the
job on Interstate Commerce
much to the disgust of the
railroads that fear his liberal
ism and dislike of their old
SOA1oCA YOU'VE QOAAC4Cos
InfIationists are planning a
meeting on January Is to map
out a program for the session
of Congress.
Headed By Senator Elmer
Thomas, of Oklahoma, the
oreu-haired SiIUerite, they plan
to formulate methods 1Ohich
1UiH persuade the AdniniStra-
ton to call for extended opera
tion of the printing presses
Dith SilUer as base.
Although uncomfortable, there
are rumors around that certain
gentlemen who have their ears
to the Administration keyhole
and their eyes on the general
situation are extremely inter
ested in the purchase of silver
and silver mines at this time.
Firm in the belief that there
will be initiation. these men are
hoping to profit by the use Of
silver, it is reported.
The naming of Ferdinand
Pecord, former ace Investigator
for the Senate Banking and
Currency Committee and at
present a member OF the Fed
eral Securities Exchange Conn.,
mission, to the Supreme Bench
of NeW York is going to cause
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the strange madness prevalent
at Christmas time and go
about distributing gifts in a
perfect frenzy. 1t was a lit
tie frightening.
"The pity of it is that when
these poor people wake from
their delirium after the holi.
days they suffer terribly from
remorse. I think Dickens
should have finished the
christmas Carol'' and told us
the truth about what hap.
pened to Scrooge, because I
feel sure that when the old
man came to his senses on De-
cember q and realized that
he had raised Bob Cratchit's
wages the day before he either
succumbed to an apopletic
rage or lowered Bob's wages
twice in rapid succession. I
hate to be a killjoy. bu5 am
a scientist and must state the
truth as I see it.
Theoretically, of course, it
would be ideal if it were more
blessed to give than to receive,
but we must look on the prac-
tical side of the matter. Sup
pose the holiday spirit of Civ
ing continued throughout the
year; that for twelve months in
the year everybody was firmly
convinced that it is more
blessed to give than to receive.
The result would be internecine
disorders and crippled com.
merce in no time at all.
AT first people would be 60
ing about in an orderly man
ner trying to be more blessed
by giving their friends book
ends, necktieS, smoking sets and
the like, but their friends
would be doing the same thing.
And since nobody would want
to receive. since that would
not be as blessed as giving.
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idiotic, uncivilized and generally
disgusting phenomena in our
generally nutty Status Quo.
I am. of course, referring to
this recent agitation for Bigger
n Better Batches OF Babies
which is claiming large gooS OF
news space.
In Toronto, as you doubtless
know, some enterprising citizen
has put up a $500,0O0 sweep
stakes prize to be given to the
mother who produces the most
children between 1926 and 1896.
AS we 60 to press, Mrs. Grace
Bagnato is leading the race
with a newly born babe-the
eleventh since 1925. This num-
ber includes three sets of twins.
RECORDS
This achievement, however,
is a mere game of tiddly-winks
compared to the Motherhood
Mass Production records over
in Italy, where Premier Musso-
lini has recently proclaimed
Signora Maria Brasiliani
"Italy's Greatest Mother"-due
to her enthusiastic nonstop
performance of IL young
Brasilianis in IA years.
All of which has been hailed
with rapturouS burpS and
burbles from practically the en-
tire human race-Which seems
to me but one more proof Of
our universal asininity.
Now no one appreciates
nice. healthy, happy little baby
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all attempts to give gifts would
be rebuffed and there would
be an impasse.
Efforts to be more blessed
would then be redoubled and
would not be quite as orderly.
They would take on a slightly
frantic aspect. Friendly failing
people would start trying to
foist gifts on total strangers.
Now it is one thing to try to
give a bookend to friend who
is apt to be patient and long
suffering with you but no total
stranger with any spunk to him
is going to accept pair of
bookends lying down. When
people start forcing presents on
perfect strangers there will be
scenes of physical violence and
possibly bloodshed.
ut will be worth a mans
life to try to give anybody any
thing. The Rockefeller and SINH
lar foundations will be met with
Snarling refuSals whenever they
try to give a college a million
dollars. Princess B bara a
Mdivani will take her life in her
hands whenever she stakes a
poor man to $4,000 for a square
meal.
"Repudiated gifts will pile up
all over the nation, in such
quantities as to cripple inter-
state trade. To ease the situa'
ton the Administration will
have to draft men and women
to act as donees, and that will
result in draft riots.
1--WE must consider, too,
whether it would really be fun
to have everybody in the United
States blessed all the time. Life
might prove very monotonous
under such conditions, and the
clergy would grow soft. If we
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Listen, World!
By Elsie Robinson

more than I do. I have had
one myself.
I am never without three or
four tucked away in the house
hold somewhere. ..
And were 1 a young woman
and given my choice Of any
career under heaven, with all
possible rewards and glories at
tached thereto, 1 would still
choose to be a mother and
never for one second regret the
bargain.
Obviously, there's no nobler
or more useful citizens than a
wise and loving mother-nor
one more deserving of every
honor.
But the simple physiological
fact that a female reproduceS
her kind is no guarantee that
she is either wise or kind, or
deserving of the slightest re-
Spect.
She may be and often is both
stupid and malicious-grossly
careless-a domestic blight and
a public nuisance.
Yet. according to our ga-ga
tradition, if she's a Mama she
gets the medals and no ques,
tions asked.
AS consequence, no craft has
within it's ranks such glarinS
and shameful specimens Of in
efficiency as the ranks q
motherhood.
But just say that out lou&
and see what happens to you!
MAJOR PROBLEM
All of which is peSty enough
when Mama merely mesSeS up
two or three young lives. But
when she begins to turn them
out by the dozen-the matter
becomes a major social problem.
No city would dream of per
mitting an unlicensed factory to
turn out unrestricted masses Of
goods or deadly commodities
upon the helpless public.
Yet the most stupid, inept,
lazy, or mean-minded mother
can produce crop of under
nourished, mal-adjusted young
creatures who are, potentially,
as dangerous as any bomb or
poison, and we not only view
without alarm but we actually
hang WreathS upon her.
Which is, to my notion, the
height of something or other!
Copyright, 1895, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc)
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DR.. MOunce On Giving
By Frank Sullivan

Following careful researches
conducted during the recent
holiday period, DR.. Jethro
Mounce the famous adage in
vestigator, has determined that
it is not necessarily more
blessed to give than to receive,
and that if it were the coun-
try would be plunged into
turmoil and serious economic
disaster.
Disguised as Santa Claus,
DR.. Mounce observed the an
nual epidemic of yuletide gen.
erosity, and expressed his
amazement yesterday.
Il was astounded," he de-
clared. II saw people who
normally are able successfully
to check any quixotic impulse
toward generosity succumb to
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When Panama Is Blocked
What Then?

The Catun locks the Panama Canal will operate on
2hou schedule beginning early in January permit removal
and overhaung the lock gates the west chambers It
will take couple of months to overhaul the west chambers
and another couple of months to do the same with the east
chambers.
Even accident during these four months to the
remaining open during the overhaung work might block the
canal If such accident happened at time that po
cay or mtary important would be catastrophe of the
first order
Nothing could eoquenty demonstrate the value Of hav
ing canal between the Atlantic and Pacific
We ought to build the Ncaraguan Canal NOW.
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Each Community Has the Kin0
Of Officials 1t Deserves

of every 100 people will closely
stick to that norm, and at
times they will go to all sorts of
privations to be able to do just
a little better than was ex.
pected of them.
knew fellow-correspondent
who told me that he knew the
World War was lost for the
Germans when noncommiS-
stoned officer accepted a bribe
of 10 marks. Under the old
regime such a thing was abso-
lutely unheard of. One would
as soon have thought of offer
ing one of our Supreme Court
judges a slight gratuity, as a
man who wore the Emperor's
sacred uniform.
Mr.. LaGuardia is a modest
man. But he won't mind if, on
behalf of several millions of his
temporary subjects, say very
sincere, Thank you, sir, you
have done a grand job"
All of which brings me back
to my first paragraph, and once
more I ask myself the question,
How do these men in their
blue coats manage to acquire
that patience and forbearance
which one usually associates
with the angeles of heaven?"
For the population of our
great metropolis is not exactly
composed of an aristrocracy,
either of the intellect or of good
manners. The women of New
York especially, when it comes
to plain, ordinary, everyday
manners, can be guilty of the
most atrocious infringements
upon our established code of
conduct. They will push and
shove and slam and shove and
thrust their fair figures into
any assembly whether they
have any right to be there or
not with an abandon that
would make a coalheaver blush
red.
They will break all the rules
OF the law and the game, with
an elegant disregard for the
rights Of their neighbors, as un-
concernedly as a Monte Carlo
croupier, stealing a newcomers
1OO-franc piece.
A policeman in dealing with
another citizen wearing pants
can say, "Hey, you there!"
and use a certain amount of
persuasive force. But a har.
rldan becomes a lady the in
slant she is addressed by a
masculine representative of the
law. and she will tell the
judge so, and most judges are
kindhearted, and the outskirts
OF Brooklyn are not amusing
as a place of exile.
I have had a lot of leisure
In which to think of many
things. I decided all about
AOO d4Au pdCI1OG1SA1l ana II1e
family and the home and
capitalism VS.. socialism, and
vitamines A, B and C.
But the problem I could not
solve was this: How, by and
large, can a New York police
man keep his temper doing the
job he does. and with the
kind of people he has got to
deal with, in the blazing heat
of summer and amidst the
blizzards of January; drunk,
sober, intelligent, dumb, but
all of them, regardless of race,
color, or previous lack of en-
ployment, inspired with the
hidden longing that some day
in their career they may put
something over on the cop?
Copyright. 1888, by King Feat
Syndicate. Inca
The Washington times., 1935-01-08
Radio, Help or Hindrance?
ItDepends on Who Uses 1t

In domestic diplomacy the way to mans heart is often
through his stomach
In world diplomacy the way is often through his
That why fortunate that direct radioteephone service
has been started between America and Japan
Hearttoheart talking may prevent Of the msunder
standings which frequently arise out of exchanges of written
notes between government leaders.
But it is still important keep demagogues and pub
Icity hounds off the air.
One Of these gentlemen by advsed can touch
off international dynamite than old schoo
diplomat.
radio powerful weapon for peace rightly used
an equally powerful one for when MISUSED.
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this general desire to keep
straight. I merely write down
the fact as it has come down
to me.
Once all standards have been
removed, once the only rule Of
conduct has been reduced to
the ghastly doctrine of ANY
thing goes, provided you get
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the spot with
the whole Itty
Wittsy Bittsy
Clan-I here
by proclaim
to the entire
C oc k y e d
W orld that
these Child
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thons MAKE
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dimples a n d
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