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The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
CHICAGO BIDDER
| WILL Be HEAVILY
BACKED TO WIN
Fight Will Go On Unless
Driving Rain Causes
POstpOnement
BY STUART CAMERON
(Unfted Press Sports Editor)

49, 49,, 49,. ne frroN
Ne" AOrA' Way
Barney Ross, with youth c0noition
and speed on his side, will 70 into
tha rinv With .Tin,nv Mcr.arnin If
80 80 r $50. $3.50. .,--... .
.ie : Wy 1fou'us cVn'sn ~ ain.ost
to favorite TO lick the irish
man and regain the worlds well
+arra;gbt cban,n,onsl,;n
-, 49, J
Inns Thru anu kuppel Aalen
between two tof the finest lighters
the 147-pound division has pro-
duced will be witnessed py q
crowd Of some $4,000 paying be-
tween sloO,000 and S2OV,ouO.
ShOwcry
Biggest question mark Of the
day was the weather. Showers were
forecast Tor this afternoon or TO-
night, and too much ram WouId
call for q 24-hour postponement
Because OF the reavy ADVANCE SAFE
It was regarded as likely that the
fight would go on unless showers
turned into a driving rain.
Ross, in addition to an apparent
superiority In conditions ana nght-
lns eueipnsnn WIZ l ~, ,aa s N,
,,.S,ta.rssr,,t ~ ,,,,,,an sinca 1000
has hean s,,ccessf,, in the firsf dc.
tense ~ MA titie- McIarnin. VIII,
WON tha weller crown from Youna
corhett Was heaten nv Ross III,
first tnaie out. Ross lost it 10 Nc.
T.arnin wben he nlaced Il nm ths
line for the first time.
:1in,mv Near Limit
Remarks that McIarnin would
have G,fficuItv making weight were
daan,taiv .nitnd Nv hts vetaran
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
b. HARRY
GRAXSON

that he will not be sent against
Baer until next summer. And first.
Louis has a rather large assign
ment in the person Of Primo Car
nera on June 25th.
There's many a slip betwixt a
ring announcement and bell. but
Crofton's assertion that he def
nitely is in the beak busting bust
ness is INTRIGUING.
Crofton would give professional
boxing the promotorial color IL
has missed since Richard led the
way.
The story of Jim Crofton reads
like pulp thriller. A country
boy from The Dallas, Ore, he left
home to join a circus.
Drifting to old Tijuana. young
Crofton, now only 3S, saw the pos
sibilities in gambling there, al
though he didn't know ON card
from another.
Spieler Makes Good
Crofton spelled for a Mexican
gaming room and when James
Wood Coffroth first opened the old
Tijuana track. Crofton, in jock
ey's silks. rode horse through
the streets of San Diego. shouting
the fact that there would be rae
ing below the border that after
noon.
Crofton became a dealer and
then went to Tonapah with the
gold rush. He gained control OF
border gambling houses. He be-
came a power at old Tijuana -
both at its track and in its gam
ing rooms.
With Baron Long and Writ G.
Bowman, Crofton built the
100000 Aqua Caiiente layout
the American Deauville'
rose to its presidency.
1t was Crofton who interested
Joe Schenck, the movie mogul, In
the palatial plant in Lower Cali
fornia.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
PAROCHIAL SCHOOL
PITCHER CHALKS UP |
PERFECT RECORD
Sugden Gets No Hit, No
: Run Game for SITS. Peter
& Paul's Team

Sudgen, pitcher for the SITS. Peter
and Paul team in the parochial
school league, made the hall OF
fame yesterday as he held st. Mar
garets hitles sand scoreless as his
mates were triumphant by the
score of 80. In the other contests
played. st. Mary's defeated st
Thomas ga and st. Francis Xavier
drubbed st. Joseph's 14-5.
SITS Peter and Paups were also
held scoreless until the sixth at
which time the plate work Of
Doran accounted for a pair OF
markers and the remaining tally
came in the final frame when
Cashin poled out a drive with a
man on the paths. Travers made
two sensational plays in the field
The score:
SITS Peter Paul 600 002 O--s Z ]
sudgen and Cleary; Healey and
Lynch.
st. Mary's Again
It was quite a day for Joyce
who twirled them up for ST
Thomas, but success would have
been entirely his provided his
mates scored more times than wnat
they really did. Here is what
the young man done in the game
that was dropped to st. Mary S.
struck out IA of the "a batsmen
to face him, belted a home run
and then hit triple. All went
on the records. Ash and Wag-
ner excelled for. the winners. the
score: i,
ST Mary's .2O2 04O o-8 ]
St. Thomas 1000 1907 "a y
Day and Dooolan; Joyce ana
Grout.
st. Joseplfs Lose :.
The Sa. Francis Xavier CLUB col
lected 16 hits off Steponaitis OF 81.
Joseph's and pushed all but I've
across the plate. CLANCY,
O,Rourke and Sugrue played wen
for the winners. The score: !.
St Francis 2s2 EOS Ola 16 ]
St. Joseph ..3o1 100 o.
Giadney and Fitzgerald; stepo-
MATHS and Rameikas.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
JOYCE WETHERED
STARTS GOLF DRILLS

New York, May 2s-(UP)--
Joyce Wethered. four times winner
of the British wemen's golf cham
pionship, began practice today for
the start of a professional career
that will take her through 40 ex-
hibitions before she returns to Eng
land.
The Bobby Jones" of women's
golf will make her American de-
but Thursday as a playing partner
OF Jones himself In a best-bali,
four-bali match at the Women's
National links, Glen Head, N. y.
They will shoot against Miss Glen
ma Colet Ware and Gene sarasen.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
Bill TatO Becomes
CITY Pin Champ

Bill Tato, small in statute. but
superior as a wood-spiller is Wa
terbury's official duckpin bowling
champion as a result of II pins. 1t
was that much more in his favor
than Bob White could knock over
last night in a ten game total pin
fall match at the Genlot alleys,
which wound up as follows: Tato,
1896; White, 1919. White started
strong with LA string against 121
for Tato, but could not keep the
pace, while Tato hit 14S in the
seventh game averaging 1895 for
the series against 1919. Scores:
Tate white.
White :. .144 10S los i25 1873
i25 los 1st 102 1873; total 1919
Tato ...I21 100 1873 1872 10s
1875 las 124 1876 119: total 1886
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
PHELAN PIONEERS
GARNER l2LUCKY
RUNS FOR VICTORY


Add another to the record of the
baseball team that would other
wise be Of the hot stove variety II
not for the strategy of Sergeant
John Phelan, prominent manager
Of the Pioneers in the Washington
Hill Community League. The lads
went out last night and beat
"scoopy" Carey's Daredeveils by
the score of 1912. The neighbor-
hood circuit has been holding forth
during the past few weeks and in
order to qualify Tor team berth
all that is necessary. is to prove
beyond a doubt that the prospect
is strictly Washington Hill with nc
air of Brooklyn about him. Many
of the players are ex-leaguers and
several have been noted for their
ability to- figure bridge scores, but
everyone has lot of fun.
Dark Business
Johnny rushed the boys to tho
showers after the game with 9
word OF encouragement as ne KEEP
his weather eye on the lookout fot
managers who have been trying
to intercept his talent and make q
bid for the league title. Tony the
Barber has been approached sew
eral times but he apparently Is sat
isfied with present surroundings
Beau Brummell
SO On the other hand "Scoopy'
went home and put on one OF hi!
SO odd suits, striped shirt, spor
socks and shoes, ETC., and strolled
along the Baldwin boulevard tell
ing the natives why his team wa!
defeated. He also predicted thu
revenge that Is to be his in tbs
second series. The score:
Pioneers -. POI 010 x--13 IL
Daredevils $50 900 Ola ID
DeMaris, White and Fitzgerald
walsh. Slattery and Evon.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
|HalaikO Rallies
tO.StOp Hogan


Holyoke, Mass May 2S-(UP)-
After trailing for most of the bout,
Steve Halaiko. veteran Buffalo, N.
Y. lightweight. pounded out a
ninth-round technical knockout
victory over Billy Hogan of New
York city at Valley arena last
night.
Hogan spun Halaiko around
with hard right to the chin in
the ninth and Steve countered with
barrage of rights that spilled
Hogan in his corner. Hogan arose,
groggy. at the count of five, but
Referee Dave Giggin halted the
bout.
HaIaiko weighed 14o and Hogan
1877.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
If WIND is BLOWING NO.
IRON WILL KEEP BALL
OUT OF 1T

During the Pasadena Open, one
of the early tournaments played
during the last winter gold
rush, jug McSpaden, Kansas
City, Kan, pro, claims he played
the best four rounds of golf in his
life. His scores were 70-67-71-7S
Victory in this tournament did
not hinge on one stroke, as often
is the case, for McSpaden led the
field to the wire by five shots.
"The best shot, and the one
that is most vivid in my mind,
says Mcspaden, "is the No. iron
Init on the twelfth during the
final round.
The wind was blowing, and
having the equivalent of a spoon
shot to get home. ! picked thai
iron. / rather would play a long
shot with this club than with q
spoon, believing the chances OF
getting off q good shot are mol
only better, but 1t is easier to con-
troll q ball with an iron than with
wood. The bail. hit crisply'
kept low and out OF the wind
where a spoon would have sent II.
The shot ended three feet from
the cup.
The No. iron IL used by Me-
spaden for distance, and 10 played
the same as a spoon. The ball 10
placed q few inches more toward
the right foot than for the drive.
where the ball IL teed at a point
off the left foot.
A full pivot 10 necessary II the
player IL 20 get the required
yardage. Although the ball ~
struck before the club hits the
turf, II IL unlike other Iron shots
where the ball iH hit . decided
downward blow,
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
O'MAHONEY VS. DEGLANE

Moston. May 2s.-(UP)--Danno
O'Mahoney, Irish heavyweight
wrestler, has been matched to
meet Henri Deglane of France at
Boston Garden June 2.
Both have been seeking a bout
with Ed Don George OF North Java
N. Y, claimant TO the champion
ship, and It is likely that the win
ner will get the match for the sea-
sons first outdoor show.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
Old Sevens Lose
to w. HI. Athletics

"a, Washington Fill athletes con-
stinued their winning ways at the
expense Of the Old Seven Grill nine
IN a game Sunday afternoon win
ming by 2 to 1 score in we'll
played game. Cunha was on the
mound for the Athletics and was
aided by fine fielding In number
IL. tighet spots. Memorial day, the
AS take on the East End Hillies,
Juniors at Reidville, Billy Dunno
probably starting on the mound
for the Hills.
4 YESTERDAYS HERO-Johnny
Allen, Yankees, who halted Tigers
with three hits.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
Last Nights Fights
fBy United Press)


At Holyoke, Mass = Steve Hal
aiko. 140. Buffalo, N. Y. stopped
Billy Hogan, 1877. New York CO.,:
Tommy Howells, 1s1 LIZ, Buffalo,
outpointed Roland Lecuyer. 1913,
Holyoke go; Richie Thorer. Ill.
Springfield, outpointed Emperor
Jones. 1875. Hartford, Conn. CO..;
Chris Delivo, 1877 leg. Springfield,
outpointed Jimmy Martin, 1sS,
Windsor Locks. Conn. CD; and
Douglas Murchle. t5s 1-2, North
Adams, outpointed sammy Athan.
las la. Springfield 10.
At Boston - Louis Cocoa Kid.
ile. New Haven. Conn.,. outpoint.
ed Frankie Britt, LAT. Fall River
(i0); Bud Mlgnauif, ieo i-2. Brock
ton, outpolnted Fanls Tsanatopo.
LUIS, 100 1-s. Greece fi0)i Joe Lit
tie. iee. Galway. ireland, knocked
out Tony Mades, i7s, Taunton
~; oussle Mcclellan, fis 90,
Nova scotia. outpointed Chuck
Mulheiland. $50. Taunton co.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
Pond Hills Win

The Pond Hill Naples trimmed
the Horn A. g. baseball nine sum
day afternoon, GALL at Curtis lot.
Henry swanson pitched for the
winners and the Triana brother. Al.
Tony and doe twiriod for the los'
orr. duo frinno connected for two
holnarn and Held off the Naples
kss@a9 asst ana riFewlt elasit.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
OAKVILLES WANT GAMES

Games with the leading teams
in the state are sought by the OAK
vile Townies and they would es-
pecially like to meet a semi-pro
club in a Memorial Day encounter.
All challengers are aside to get in
touch by phone at WATERFOWL 1i-3.
The Townies win hold a special
meteing tomorrow night at Davies
Grill and the squad 10 asked to re-
port.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28
BY HARRY GRAYsoN

New York, May rs - There is
more activity behind the heavy
weight scenes than in any of the
training camps.
When Max Baer sides through
the ropes to take his best Sunday
sock at James ]. Bra1dock on
June 10, world heavyweight
champion will be free to do bust
ness with whom he pleases for the
first time since the large hulk OF
Jess Willard led the procession.
What will be the result?
Will the new Tex Richard.
whom the business has been seek
ing since the original passed away
step into the picture? There is o
good chance that he will. IN the
person of James Nugent Crofton,
millionaire Aqua Caliente racing
and gambling figure, brewer, and
oil magnate.
Will the once so influential
Madison Square Garden Corpora
ton somehow manage to retain
the grip on the heavyweight sit
uation that 1t has held since 1t
was founded by Richard?
With the Free Milk Fund for
Babies in New York, now promot-
ing on its own, club Bear into line
through its powerful connections?
The Garden people asked for bids
on the pugilistic privilege at the
Eighth Avenue arena and Long
Island bowl. Ancil Hoffman. man
ager of Baer, offered 100000 and
percentage. Crofton asserted
that he would be Hoffman's associ-
ate in such venture. norman
would install Al Well, veteran new
York fistic man. as matchmaker.
Developments are certain 70 DC
Rickard Held Champion
From Willard to Bear, Rickard
and then the Garden Corporation
he organized controlled the heavy
weight champion. 1t was an endless
chain. II a heavyweight wanted 10
fight the champion, he had to sign
to defend the crown under the
promotion of the Garden. Rickard 8
Richards tremendous success was
based on this.
4 Richard thought so much OF ms
system that a good share OF the
$990,445 that Gene Iunney drew
for his second scrap with Jack
Dempsey was in the form OF q
guarantee. Not suspecting that
Tunney planne dto retire Eackara
$525,000 to box the very ordinary
Tom Heeney In 1873, ana wene IN
to red ink to the. extent OF SSoo'-
600 as the result.
There is no question that the
individual or organisation having
the champion In tow mas the up
per hand.
Crofton Says He Has baer ~
Crofton new from san diego 70
New York, and after q three-day
conference with HOFFMAN announce
ed that he would return on june
IL to sign Baer to ngnt joe Louis.
Plainly, Crofton agrees WIN
practically everybody else .nal
Braddock has no more chahce IMAM
the st Louis Browns.
II have reached an unoerstand-
Ing with Holman, asserted IroL,
ton. There wili pc no ni. c,,na : :.
put up more money tnan anypouy
else.
HOFFMAN declared tnat Saer
would go TO the hignes, D,uue 81,
but admitted tnat ne wouio l'Ae "
play ball Win Croiton.
|
Schmeling scrap ON Eire u.,..u
| Honman SUI eApecss "e
moter' to post tne xSoo'ooo s sas
would take 6aer TO weno.ey ~
oium' LONDON IN Suiy ,or
turn match with MAX Scnmenng.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1935-05-28

Cr0fion coiOrfnl Promoter
crofton speaks 70 naor iaciline
Louis IN September. although the
younn Negroes handlers stan Insist
La opinión., 1935-08-25
COMO LAS GASTAN POR AH|...

Ia carcel, por ebrio, c~incuenta y dos
noches consecutivas.
Ash Sc explica que sus palsanos
aseguren que IN ell pueblo de donde
es hijo Pedro. dia por dfa amanece
Mas Temprano en- la carcel v mas
seguido que en- cualquier otro lugar.
Xxx
De Siberia nos escribe nuestro ac-
two corresponsal, que debido al ex-
cesivo calor que Sc deja sentir en-
aquel rumbo, Sc han convertible en-
rios de aqua caliente todas las mon
tahas nevadas de tan deiicioso pats
y que los deportados claman porque
sc establezcan algunas neverias, que
harlan su agosto. sobre TODD ST Sc
~establecen antes de que termine ell
mes actual.
Uno de los motives u les inducs
a Greer 10 asentado es que todos tie
men dinero por haberse vendido los
sarapes conque mitigaban los frfos
en- epocas pasadas.
XXX
De n de las nueve ~colonias sene-
galesas me escribe un amigo u ALI
mandan las mujeres.
iVaya una novedad!
"A este respecto no envidiamos a
los h~abitantes del Senegal.
Aquf tambien mandan elias, aun-
que parezca mentira.
TX sino que 10 digan ellos!
La opinión., 1935-08-25
Ell teatro y la Cocina

Erase un actor comico muy gra-
Glossy 10 de gracioso no es re-
dundancia, porque los hay que no
10 son,-pero sumamente "morcille-
ro".
La temporada iba de ami en- peor.
Y, para conjurar ell desastre, Sc EN-
peh6 en- ensayar una obra nueva.
En- situacion tan grave, Ell dia an
terror al del estreno ell empresario
tlamo a capitulo al actor en- cues
ton, y o toda la seriedad que Ell
case requeria, lie dijo:
-Mire listed. Fulano: va sabe u.s.
ted como estamos y 10 que repre-
senta para todos nosotros Ell estre-
no de mahana. iMucha formalidad.
por Dios! Mucho cuidado y pocas
bromas, que esta obra es ell puche-
no de la compahfai
Pero lego Ell e%streno, V como al
actor aludido lie era impossible con-
tenerse dentro de los limites de 10
e%scrito. solto, al cabo su 'morcilla".
AL pGblico lie cayo la chirigota 10
mismo que un trio, y la obra. que
va Sc deslizaba con algun tropiezo
que otro. acabo de NAL en- peor.
Total, un verdadero desastre.
Y ell empresario, culpando del fra
case al comico morcillero, excla-
maba. tirandose de los pelos:
Else granuja, csc canalla tiene
la culpa de TODD. Y ESQ que lie die
que esta obra era ell puchero de W
companfa.
Y ell actor, que 10 estaba oyendo,
i~nterrumpio y lie dijo:
iToma, pues por ESQ! Como era
ell puchero, he pensado que debia
meter una "morcilla!
La opinión., 1935-08-25
AL PIE DE LA LETRA

El jefe lego csc dia a la oficina
como ana viviente afirmacion del
dinamismo.
Volo ell sombrero hacia la percha
para abatirse en- un sillon; ell sa-
co siguio igual canine y Sc insta-
Is ante su mesa de trabajo. proce-
dicndo. acto continue. n oprimir ell
bottom de un timbre. mientras con la
mano libre revisaba los papeles que
tenia enfrente.
Resono una eampanilla lejana y,
al POGO tempo. aparecio en- la puer
Ia un sujeto uniformado de barba
cerrada y cejas tambien cerradas. to
do 10 cual indicaba una mente mas
cerrada aun.
Ell jefe 10 miro con sorpresa.
u Quien es usted?- pregunto.
Soy ell nueyo ordenanza, senior.
Me acaban de nombrar....
-Muy bien. Yea: instalese delan
ie de mi oficina y no dope entrar
a nadie. A nadie. 6entiende? Tengo
mucho que haeer. ST alguien insiste
en- querer pasar porque 10 trae un
asunto importante o de urgencia,
digale sencillamente que todos di
cen 10 mismo. y no 10 dele pasar.
Pocos minutes hacfa que ell nue.
vo ordenanza habiase instalado en-
su puesto de vigilancia, cuando VIC
llegar a una DANA.
= Esta ell senor?- pregunto la
visitante.
ST, pero tiene mucho que ha-
Ger.
Sin embargo, yo necesito verlo.
Eel jefe no puede recibir a ma
die-eXclamo ell ordenanza cons
ciente de su responsabilidad.
-iPero es que 20 soy su espo-
sa!-insistio.
Y ell hombre, envolviendola de
arriba a abajo, en- una mirada elo-
cuentisima, replica. de acuerdo con
las instrucciones recibidas POGO an
tes:
-iBah, bah. Todas dicen 10 mis-
It1
La opinión., 1935-08-25
CONFETTI

La radio ha sa1vado Ell prestigio
de muchos escritores, porque ell mi
crofono no trasmite las faltas de
ortografia.
..Por otra parte, defiende a los de-
pIorables aetores y a las declama-
doras ehirIes y pedestres del ingra
to homemade de las reehiflas.
De donde resulta Que ell microfo-
no es ell paragolpes de las malas re-
putaciones.
Ell micr6fono es Ell espejo de la
voz, y ell espejo es ell m%icrofono de
los mudos.
Observa I'm hombre de ciencia
que hay entire los mudos mas hom-
bres que mujeres. Ahi esta la VEN
ganza de las hijas de Eva.
solo Sc concibe la mujer muda
cuando muda de "flirts', muda de
opinion, muda de acento', muda
de trajes y de sombreros.
De una mujer Sc decfa que cam
biaba tanto de TODD ESQ, que pare
cia una empresa de mudanzas.
Ell dfa que ell microfono transmita
no solamente la voz. sino tambien
la figura, 5cual sera ell porvenir de
las artistas viejas y feas?
La opinión., 1935-08-25
Blu EN RATIO

I'm periodista londinense pidio
una ~entrevista a Lloyd George pa
ra tratar asuntos de actualidad.
Amable y gentil. a pesar del as
pecto temible de su revuelta mele-
ma, ell gran politico gales Sc presto
sonriente a todas las impertinencias
del periodista.
Y al final. ell reportero le pre-
gunto a boca de jarro:
-5Cree listed en- una pr6xima
guerra?
Mo-.
Ell periodista, satisfecho Sc le-
vanta para d%espedirse de SUI entire
vistado. BESIDE las Columns del
diario sc proponia desvanecer ell
horrible fantasma que Sc aparecia
en- ell horlzonte europeo.
Pero Lloyd George ahade. mefis-
tofelicamente, antes de la despedi-
da:
lie advierto a listed que TAM
POGO creia Ell ella en- 1914.
La opinión., 1935-08-25

En- ell IndostAn muchas gentes a
/ uuienes SO creerfan bien %educadas,
Sc suenan las narices con los de-
dos.
Es verdad que para yer este no
hay que ir tan lejos. Aqui sucede
diez centavos de 10 mismo.
X
En- Madagascar. hay individuos
que Sc pueden dar ell lujo de ir en-
automovil. sacan las patas por la
ventanilla del CAIRO, para que ad-
mire ell p1blico sus extremidades
pedestres.
Vean 10 que son las coinciden-
| cias: En- muchas poblaciones de es-
tos rumbos, no queriendo ser me-
nos que los madagascarenses. Sc
| pueden contemplar diariamente las
mismas chifladuras.
Sin duda que con este, sc quie-
re dar tono de genie bien.
XxX
A un fabricante de tirantes es-
tablecido en- Peiping. lie ha salido
la mujer respondona EN- ell sentido
uo uue tS bdoA1NAOAos AAAANAg
GALES. bebedora y para completar ell
record de sus buenas cualidades
hasta trato de a su ma
rido.
Bueno pues: La policia ha meti-
do en- la carcel al esposo por la sen
ella razon de ser fabricante de IT,
rantes y no saber fajarse los panta
lones.
En- un pueblo de Andalucia I'm
tai Baca, acuso a un senior Becerra
que lie habia robado un buey, STEM
do llevados los litigantes ante ell
juez Lie. del Toro.
Como era de esperarse, del Toro
supo hacer justicia y Becerra esta
va en- ell corral, vulgo carcel.
Eel Sultan de Marruecos ha pro-
hibido a las mujeres vayan por las
GALES con trajes masculinos, por
mas pizpiretas que elias
Tai medida ha sido muy bien re-
cibida por todos los ~marroquies que
han alabado la buena disposition
de su emperador.
iQue suerte tienen aquellas gen.
ties!
I'm individuo, canario 81, l1amado
Pedro Mas Temprano, en- tres me-
ses ha sido llevado a pernoctar en-
La opinión., 1935-08-25

FL juez.- lie acusan a listed de
haber robado un reloj de un esca-
parate.
Ell acusado.- Sehor juez. ell due
no del establecimiento tiene la cul-
pa de TODD. Sobre ell reloj habfa pues
to una tarjeta con estas palabras
"~iAproveche Ia o%casion!"
X
-SY por que Ell hombre llamara
al tigre, al leon, etc, animales in
feriores?
-Porque no poseen una civiliza
cion para d~estrozarse entire ellos.
X
Me rompio los anteojos Y ell
sombrero. y lie die: "iEsto no pue
de quedar asst"
-SY lie eXigiste una satisfaction?
No; treinta pesos para un som
brero y unos a~nteojos nuevos
La opinión., 1935-08-25
DIAL O C UITO S

-Esa. esa es la conducta que de-
bes seguir. HAS visto ia alguna
vez que lie ocurra algo malo al que
imita las cosas buenas?
ST. mama. A los falsificadores
de billetes de Banco.
-Tus dientes postizos dan la i'm
preston de ser naturales.
No solo Ia impression, sine la
sensation, porque mt duelen mas
lie 10 que supones.
X X X
El juez.- Pero listed vic venir
a esta sehora m%anejando su auto
movil. GPor que no lie cedio listed
la mitad del canine?
Ell acusado.- Era 10 que iba a
hacer; pero cualquiera saba cual
era la mitad que ella guerra.
La opinión., 1935-08-25
SEGADoRES VALIENTEs

Volvian a Galicia unas cuadri-
las de segadores; entire todos pa
sarian de ciento. Salieron unos la
drones y les robaron 10 que habian
ganado.
Los pobres gallegos, tan pronto
como llegaron al pueblo inmedia-
20, pidieron justicia.
d Cuantos ran los ladrones?-
pregunto ell alcalde.
-Cuatro. senior.
Up vosotros?
-Nosotros, ciento trece.
Entonces, Gcomo han podido
robaros?
-iAh, senior, porque venfamos
solos!