The Waterbury Democrat., 1935-11-21
A little knock--a little boost,
 First it's me-then it's you No harm done--it's all in fun.
 CBy Miss Lotta Strikesanspares.) )

Well, boys, it's skidding time and you spell 1t with @ capital IS" in the case of Zubras vs Jenusaitis, the unbeatable ex-sheriffs had the slEids put under them by Pop zu- bras peppers for 3 out of three games. Jonik Lesunaitis and Ko- piczh had banner scores of 354 and 321 respectively which adds to the sting, of defeat. Keep 1t up Jenu- saitis and 1t won't be long before you'll swap places with Butch Dani- savage.
 The Strokalaitis brothers, Cap- tains Henry and William led their teams to victory when Henry and his cohorts took 3 from Johnny Yanavich's squad and Captain Bill did likewise with Cy Divileskis Lar gay tappers. Henry, Kerwin and Aunty Jonikas were the sparks that put their team in the fore with scores of 3l2-3l2 and 3ll while Captain Yanavich with $50, Stan Adams 325, Pitcavage's 3o2 almost" but not quite (good grammar, eh what?) matched the scores of Henrys sextet.
 Brother Bill strokalaitis had an easier time winning from the cap- tainless crowd as Captain Cy and 1ewlywed Bill Mazaika were among the missing for the evening. Sandas 34l and mimic Al Vailonis 327 eX- ceeded by far the best that any of Divileskis' men bowled, Joe Math- thews with 30l was their best bet, Cibulskis with 252 would benefit the team more had he remained at home-you get 255 for a missing mans average. That's dig but 1t takes dig to wake up @ man sometimes.
 Doc Selens' Molars sunk teeth in Fritz Dulskis' bashful boys with 8 resultant 3 game win when Doc- tor Colnay showed complete re- versal of form and rolled but 79- 83-92 total of 254, while Zukaus- kas, Happy Lasky, Mikit and Capt Duskis all rolled an 88 game apiece Whats the matter Fritz2 Capt Selens led his sextet to victory with 329, Bradunas 320, Lingis 3l1 and zupkas followed with 3l4, some dif- ference "ain't chool"
 Delinks stiffies are still at 1t and laid out Danisavage and his crew 2 out of 3 games when Prisavage had @ gala night with scores oi 142-98 and 109. I'd give you the in- dividual scores of Danisavage's men but If I did you'd find me laid out in 8 dark alley somewhere. I will say that Drevinskas rolled a 78, Gus Kankel 82 and Al Kasidas S4 Chappy Lasky S7 and Capt. Dani- savage himself hit but 85 the last game. Body guards, please.
 Stokes and his night shift gang with stadalnik popping $40 score Joe Yanavich 314 and Wally Pit cavage with 320 were more thar enough to sink Vaitukaitis' sexton 2 out of 3 games, even thougl Capt. Vaitukaitis did hi sutmost t pull the team out of the doldrum with the evenings high score of 35:
 If you were me and I were 70 and I was told you to write mast things about the L. I. P bowler would you? Well, I would and d and what kick I get out of fl When @ man with @ 100 or bette average hits 70 then I hit him witt the lead in my pencil as for in stance:
 Capt. Jenusaitis rolls 98 and . 93 score, shame on you, John, O Ice Arnauskas with 83-97 and 9s couldn't warm up I suppose or Pit cavage with @ putrid 77, then lou, mouth Yenkalun with an S6, Cibul skis "A, huff sed here; Doctor Col ney 79-83-92 shame on you doc