Chicago world. (Chicago, Ill.) 1918-????, 1935-03-02

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should get together and stop fight
ing and make it happy family.
The people have spoken.
PHUNNYGRAMS
Wonder what Charlie Allen will
do now he lambasted the alderman
right and left.
Wilbur Peyton managed the
Morris campaign until the money
ran out and he ran out behind it.
Poor Morris, the people didn't
even know he was running, he was
depending on the churches to put
him over and failed along with
Payne.
L. K. Williams whitewashed
Payne and put golden wings on him
and painted Dawson as a devil with
horns and stated that Dawson was
being baptised on the installment
plan, but St. Peter was not ready
for Payne because he would have
to look into the records and satisfy
himself whether Payne was Chris
tian or an infidel.
While reviewing the records the
Democrats crashed the gates and
put Dawson on the throne. Now
Payne says that he will keep away
from the church as he did before
and only go back if he is nominal
ted again Dawson showed the
Ministers Alliance that the Dem
ocrats are better vote getters than
the ministers.
Dawson and Jackson both show
ed that they are bigger vote getters
than their committeemn and the
custom arises, will the Wolf and
King still remain the powers or
will they be given orders to sit back.
One thing is certain the Wolf
will not be able to wish his beauti-
full son on the people of the Third
Ward and from all accounts he is
through himself.
Fred Bramlette says to this wri-
ter that Dawson is o. K. with him
and told him to put in a good word
for him. The writer told Bramlette
that he too was in bad with the
alderman and was afraid to APP
proach him. ~
JUMPING JACK"
Jenkins is political jumping
jack and iumDed from the frying
pan into the fire.
With Louis tied up with Dawson,
Jenkins is out in the cold again.
He first was with Louie then
jumped to Oscar and went over to
Dawson on the split and forsook
Dawson on the advice of the Wolf
and went over to King and now
that King has lost, he and the Wolf
are wondering just what it is all
about.
Tn the present set up Dawson is
the key man Of the political situa
ton at the present time. with the
old warriors Louie and Del" the
situation reverses itself back to the
old Regular Republican Organiza-
ton of the Second Ward.
Well the losers in the present cam
paign should not be discouraged,
they can get in touch with the
heads of the 10th State and apply
for membership and also run for
office and if any Of the winners in
this fight ever poke their heads in
State they will be in a position to
run them out. See Oscar Brown or
Bindley Cyrus for information on
this matter.
McNeal is another man who won't
have chance to enter the 10th
State he is not farsighted enough
to see the good that can be derived
bv forming such state The wri-
ter thinks MacNeal is very narrow
minded and should be taught a les
son by such men as those who are
advocating the forming Of such a
state.
My application has been received
and put on file as official sign
painter with sole rights to paint all
signs in said state providing it ma
terializes within the next hundred
years. if it doesn't function by that
time the contract will Be void.
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