The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1935-05-31

wen, she amt goin' to photograph like
nc million dollars" he said. "And you
a.nt goin' to make her into a test
eie sn We got other things to do. see?"
sam nodded seriously as though in
nmTuIaaVy accord with Charles views.
"nat Is your business?" he asked,
charlie was embarrassed. BusinessP
became conscious Of his own inferiority.
Wny.er-we're going to open a rest
aurant," he blurted out. No need to
tei them Of his position, his proud pos
lIlon OF yesterday, now grown unaccount-
ably small.
6ut to Mamie it wasn't a bluff, it was
a q, pig ideal Why hadn't they thought
ply. Charlie n I are going to open q
restaurant"
Besides" Charlie continued lest they
should ask embarrassing questions about
the mythical restaurant, another reason
why she amt got no time for foolish
ness is because we're goin' to raise a
FAMILY" Mamie blushed crimson.
Charlie put an affectionate arm about
her and squared his shoulders. She
looked up at him with love and admira-
ton in her glance.
That's the ticket" said Sam heartily,
slapplng Charlie on the back. This fell
ler's got the right idea. He's goin' to
raise a family"
Dangerfield hurried forward with a
long roll Of paper in his hand. when
the family begins to arrive select names
from this list, they're plentiful and
varied" He handed charlie the paper.
1t was their marriage certificate, duly
made out. signed and witnessed-and
mere was the big surprise! A sheet Of
legal cap paper had been pasted to the
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the cream of the motion picture industry
were signed as witnesses.
Charlie and Mamie, is a favorite of the
motion picture colony for short orders.
Charlie is a most devoted husband,
Passionately fond of his wife and infant
son. They live in a little cottage on the
outskirts of Glendale. The place Of
honor In the parlor is the marriage GER
tlflcate containing the list Of celebrated
witnesses. Charlie, holding his son i n
MS arms Is wont to stand before it
and say: Boy. ye got something to live
up to. No kid on earth ever had a
Weddin' like We daddy, with a bunch of
guests like them. Why, kid, the De-
claration of Independence amt got moth
IN on u marriage certificate when it
comes to names.
lana according to my version. the
prince did not come n a a test
OF Cinderella; I mean, try on the slipper.
No, MY Cinderella married the man OF
her own class and bossed her arrogant
sisters, you know. the other mattresses,
and getting much satisfaction from the
same. Also, when in a chatty, con-
fidential mood with them, she says: you
know I COULD of lived in a palace and
been a queen-a movie queen II I'd a
wanted to, but I didn't want toy
Charlie leaned against the serving
table and surveyed his little world. A
neat little dump-clean, bright wait
resses-his wife saw to that. He glanc-
ed pridefully in her direction as she
bent to get a customers order-great
little girl-half the success Of the dumr
was due to her! You bet!
He turned his attention to the morn
ing paper he had been reading. An item
caught his eye and held his spellbound
Mamie" he called excitedly, Mrs. Dan.
gerfield Is in Reno getting a divorce"
Mamie turned from the customer anc
started swiftly toward the serving table
Ham an" she called, "and turn the
egg over"
THE END