Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1935-05-30


AI-l entire universe,
with its relativities,
quantums, electrons
and light-years, would be one CHASTITY
joke.
Learned Professor Einstein, with the
also learned Professors B. Podolsky
and N. Rosen, all Of Princeton Insti-
tute for Advanced Study, makes deep
announcement that will interest those
that can understand it.
This is It, condensed:
"a scientific theory can be devised
which will completely describe reality"
1t seems the present scientific the
DRY, supposed to give description of
physical reality by the "quantum-me-
chanical" method, does not work out
satisfactorily, and you are sorry you
learned it.
1t Is pleasant to see scientists on the
shore of the ocean of knowledge, play
ing with one or two little pebbles.
Science is far from any scientific the
DRY that will completely describe re-
atty" for science cannot tell what
"reality" is.
In universe without limits of time
or space, made up of particles of cleo
tricity variously grouped, in electrons,
atoms and molecules, no man-microbe
can hope completely to describe re-
atty"
Chancellor Hitler Of Germany con-
ferred upon the fighting German Gen.
eral Ludendorff the title field marshal
general" highest rank in Germany's
army. General Ludendorff, greatest,
after Won Hindenburg, in the big war.
declined with thanks, announced his
retirement to a small hunting lodge
in the Bavarian mountains. 1t is sug-
gested that Germany's most distin-
guished living general did not feel that
his glory could be Increased by Chan
cellor Hitler, who was a corporal in
the army of Austria.
Sermons in stones, and good in
everything"
There must be a sermon in the Chi
cago wOodpecker that every morning
woke his neighborhood drumming on a
copper drainpipe.
The copper resisted, but the wood
pecker drummed on until boy with
slingshot stopped him forever. What
is the sermon?
Does 1t deal with modern efforts to
ignore the nature of man, stand old
"Supply and Demand" on his head, and
prove that super-intelligence can make
the world over in ten minutes?
Professor Kemmerer, financial ex-
pert, Of Princeton, worrying about in
flation, too much money in circula-
tion," says the government is spending
money twice as fast as it comes in.
This, he says, is done by pumping the
banks full Of artificial credit" Hav-
ing done that, the government borrows
its own money from the banks and
pays them interest, which seems mild
ly amusing.
President Roosevelt may be right
about professors. An eight-year-old
girl missing in New York; all police
detectives, plus 60 policemen, espe-
cially assigned, and troops of Boy
Scouts searched the neighborhood
vainly for 81 hours.
Prof. Taylor Putney, Jr., Of New
York university, said to the police:
Il saw boys and girls digging a cave
in the sand late on the day of the
girls disappearance; look there" and
pointed. There at the foot of the con-
crete wall the girl was found, ap-
parently smothered by sand that had
caved in. There Is much in knowing
how to look for what you want to
find.
In New York city racketeers collect
$10,oN0,OO0 a year from poultry deal
ers, having, by way of persuasion,
killed few of them.
To discourage the racketeering Pc.
lice Commissioner Valentine tells mer-
chants to "slug racketeers" at sight
and offers to help them get revolyers
for shooting.
An old poker player when he
"raised" used to say: "The best way
to discourage vice is to make 1t ex.
pensive."
Very old Is the story of the fish in
which was found a precious ring that
the tyrant Of Samos had dropped into
the sea. And new is the story from
Sydney about captured shark that
disgorged the tattooed arm of a man.
The man had been murdered, his body
dismembered, the parts thrown into
the sea. The shark swallowed one arm,
returned 1t as evidence and the muir
derer may hang. Invent something
more improbable than that.
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