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.ESTION BOX
by ED WYNN, The Perfect Fool

nres liz inches. Is that true and
II SO why did they make II just
III inchesf
Yours truly.
HUGH GOTTA SHOWME.
Answer: Her hand was made III
inches long because the sculptor
knew that II he made her hand Il
inches long IL would have been a
foot
C. the Associated NewspaperM
w%U Service.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03

trains Is becom-
Ing so common
now that stream
line seems to be
a fixed word In
the Ian Z u a < 9.
StreamlIne con
struction Is as
soclated with
speed. conven.
lence and com
{ ort; In other
words. with I'm
crea e q eth
cheney.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03
SfiiHE5M
ON THE JOB

Citlzen-The legislature makes too
many laws-useless laws.
Legislator eagerly making a men,
orandum)-I will put through law
against that, but Of course, 1t will
be quite useless.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03
Passing Up the Blame

The Captain-You are reported as
being up long after TAPS" Wha'
have you to say about It?
The Private turned In early
enough, sir, but the bugler sounded
"taps" so loud 1t woke me up.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03
In Reverse

Lawyer Ito feminine witness)-
How old are you?
Witness-Tm just turned twenty
four.
Lawyer-Ah, l see-that means
you are forty-two.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03

Dear SIR. Wynn:
read In the papers of n taxi
dermIst who took lion and skinned
him alive. DO you believe thlsi IL
so. how did he do itf
Sincerely.
SY. ATICA.
Answer: First he caught the lion.
Then be covered him with porous
plasters. then be pulled them OF
again.
Dear Mr.. Wynn:
My son, ten years OF age, goes 10
public school. He now has the
mumps Should | keep him from
schooll Yours truly.
c. ATTEL
Answer: Let him 20 TO school till
some OF the other boys catch the
mumps, then be will have some one
to play with when you keep him
out OF school.
Dear Mr. wynn:
am a young Irish girl Just ar
rived In this country. will have
TO work In order TO live, as / am a
poor girl. | am undecided what
kind OF work to do. Do you think
II is all right for me to get job at
light housekeeping?
Yours truly,
EMMA GRANT.
Answer: Yes. But first find out
where the lighthouse Is located and
IL you can get of on Thursdays
Dear Mr. Wynn:
For years | have watched kettles
on a stove just TO see the steam
come out. II has always fascinated
me and yet. must admit, l cannot
understand what makes II come out
Please explain to me why the steam
comes out of the kettle.
Yours truly,
l. 3. DARNED.
Answer: The reason steam comes
out of a kettle Is simply so a wife
can open her husbands letters with
out the husband knowing 1t.
Dear Mr.. Wynn:
read in the newspapers that the
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03

which the Olympic bell viii ring in the games The
oval the lower lefthaud corner above the rail-
road Is the equestrian stadium. Opposite In the
midst OF the wooded section In the upper left hand
corner Is the Dietrich Ecart open air stage. To the
righi of II. the small round space Is the dancing
arena. At the distant right. there IS group OF gym
nasia. pools and training buildings with the House
~ German sports and an auditorium FOR 200 on
the extreme right. straight from the big center
bowl are parking spaces Tor ten thousand automobiles
JUS, bcyond Is the hockey stadium In the lower right
hand corner II the railroad station Reichssportfed
An underground railway station, also called "Reichs
sportfed" Is opposite the hockey stadium There also
basketball beds and recreation halls
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03
kidskin Similar to Caraeul

Kidskin In appearance is quite
similar TO caracul. but the leather
Is Inferior, being lighter, sitter and
less supple.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03
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STREAMLINE HEALTH

Streamllne construction OF auto
mobiles. railway locomotives and
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-05-03

Dear Mr.. Wynn:
read in the newspapers that the
Statue Of Liberty's right hand meas
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1935-02-04
CONGRESS AWAITING
FIR. PENSION MESSAGE

Continued from page one)
however, is far more radical in
its unemployment provisions than
the Wagner-Doughton bill.
Meanwhile Sen. Carter Glass,
D., Va, chairman of the upper
chambers appropriations commit
tee, said drafting of the commit
tee report on the $4,800,000
works relief bill would be started
today, and that the bill would be
reported some time this week.
The bill is certain to precipi-
tate a fight. Republicans seek to
divorce the $sSO,OOO,O0O appro-
priation to furnish relief until
July l, from the 100000, 900
fund for a two-year program of
work relief.
Should this be done, the former
measure could be passed quickly
to provide much needed funds.
Relief Administrator Harry L.
Hopkins said his funds would be
exhausted by Feb. 10-fve legis-
lative days away. If the Repub-
icans were to delay this appro-
priation they might be accused of
playing politics with human mis-
cry"
The administration, however, is
determined not to separate the
two funds, hoping to push the
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1935-02-04
VINO. BAPTIST
UNIT TO MEET
HERE in 1886
Rev. Eller Of Franklin New
Head of Regional Min
isters' Association

FRANKLIN, Feb. 4.-The Rev.
E. R. Eller, pastor of the First
Baptist church of Franklin, was
elected president of the Western
North Carolina Baptist Ministers
association in the closing session
of a two-day meeting here Fri
day.
The Rev. E. R. Powell, of
huntsville, was named vice presl--
dent, and the association named
the Rev. Name Starnes, pastor of
Chunn's Cove Baptist church, as
secretary.
The. 1886 conference will be
held with the Baptist church in
Hendersonville. The program COM
mittee for this meeting will COM
prise the Rev. Mr.. Eller, the Rev
Mr.. Powell, the Rev. Mr.. Starnes,
the Rev. J. B. Grice of Asheville,
the Rev. T. F. Dietz of Beta, the
Rev. Wayne w. Williams OF
Oteen, and the Rev. Broadus E.
Jones of Hendersonville.
Approximately 40 pastors rep,
resenting II associations in Wes-
tern North Carolina attended the
meeting The Rev. J. B. Grice OF
Asheville, pastor of the Calvary
Baptist church, is the retiring
president and presided at the
meeting. The Rev. Paul HartselI
of Brevard is the retiring vice
president, and the Rev, R. w. Pre-.
vost of Andrews, was secretary of
the organization last year.
Among the pastors who took
part in the program are the Rev.
J. L. Underwood of Hayesville,
the Rev. R. L. Wyatt of Asheville,
the Rev. Smoot Baker of Enka,
the Rev. Broadus E. Jones of Hen
Jacksonville, the Rev. j. B. Grice
of Asheville, the Rev. R. E. Pow
ell of huntsville, the Rev. J. C.
Canipe of Boone, the Rev. Paul
Hartsell of Brevard, the Rev. DR..
M. o.. Alexander of Thomasville,
DIR. o. E. Sans Of Mars Hill, the
Rev. o. J.! Hagler of Black Noun
tain, the Rev. j. C.. Pipes of Ashe-
vile, and the, Rev. T. F. Dietz of
Beta.
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DEFENSE HAS
WITNESS SHOW
NEW CONTACT
fCor+;nued from page one)

CONTINUED from page one)
the ouestion at first and finally
sal he would have obtain per,
mission of Attorney General
Homer S. Cummings in Washing
"ru do that for you," Reilly
said. 81 will send a wire TO
Washington, asking that these
things be produced in the inter
est of justice and a fair trial:
Back came the words from
Washington that the exhibits
would be made available anytime
Reilly wanted them.
1t is long and desperate
gamble that the defense IS tax
ing. If Reilly sets up a phono-
graph in court and puts on a
record that will send "Jafsie's''
words croaking through the court
in a fairly reasonable imitation
of Hsuptmann's voice, it will be
damaging evidence against the
prisoner. And if it can be shown
that Hauptmann's sho fits exact
ly into the plaster footprint II
will be even more damaging.
But there is always a chance
that Hauptmann's shoe will be q
size or two larger than the GENE,
terv footprint and that "Jafsie's'
imperSonation will bear no rela'
ton to Hauptmann's voice.
Reilly is ready to take that
chance. For over the weekend
the state announced it would re.
call Lindbergh as a rebuttal wit.
ness so he could cement in the
minds of the Jury his testimony
that Hauptmann's was the voice
he heard calling "hey, dok-tor
over here" in St. Raymond:
cemetery that night. Lindbergt
was sitting in an automobile
nearby, convinced that at last he
was about to recover his son.
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quite sure what I put in it, bu,
they always like 1t.
Mystery
One-half pound spaghetti. .
small onions, 4 tablespoons salat
oil, 4 cups canned tomatoes.
pound mushrooms, Glove garlic
1cup chopped left over meat. !
teaspoon salt, IA TEASPOON pepper
tablespoons grated cheese.
Boil spaghetti in sailed waite,
until tender. Drain and let cold
water run through it.
Peel onions and cook FIVE min.
utes in oil. Add mushrooms which
nave been peeled and sliced, cover
and cook until tender, about fif.
teen minutes. Add crushed garlic
Glove, tomatoes rubbed through .
sieve and salt and pepper. Sim.
mer ten minutes and add sna.
ghetti- and chopped meat. Cook
ten minutes longer aud sprinkle
with grated cheese. Mix thorough.
~. Serve in a hot dish.
A salad Of mixed green's or cab.
page or the old apple-celery-nuts
standby should accompany it.
Gingerbread with apple sauca
and whipped cream makes a per.
rect dessert. Bake the ginger
bread in a tube cake pan. Turn
out on a round serving plate. FIJI
the center with apple sauce and
pile slightly sweetened whipped
cream around the base of the gin
gerbread.
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COLD DECISION
IS POSTPONED

WASHINGTON, Feb. 4. (UP).
The United States supreme court
meets today to hand down deci-
sions after a two weeks recess,
but the gold decision will not be
among them.
This was announced Saturday
by order of Chief Justice Charles
Evans Hughes who broke a long
standing precedent of secrecy on
the time of a pending decision in
order to allay the excitement in
financial markets all over the
world over expected decision.
The court did not announce
when the decision might be ex-
pected. The brief announcement
merely said:
"The Chief Justice, in order to
avoid an unnecessary crowding of
the court room on Monday, d.
reefs the clerk to announce that
the court is not ready as yet to
announce a decision in the gold
clause cases and hence there will
be no announcement on that day."
The announcement was taken
to mean that despite the courts
desire to speed ruling on a de-
cision of Such vital Importance, il
was not willing to make a hasty
decision in a matter which may
affect the nation for generations.
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LABOR UNREST AGAIN
Is FELT IN INDUSTRY
Continued from page one)

Continued from page one)
Federation sanction the walkout.
EIGHTH, Administration officials
are concerned about the vigorous
fipht being made by the frank
and file committee of steel work
ers to discard Michael Tighe,
conservative leader of the Anal
pamated Iron and Steel workers.
Tiehe aided the presidents peace
in-industry program by prevent
ing steel strike recently.
Ninth, Their break with the
White House complete, labor
olieftains arranged to throw
their full strength behind con-
gressional proposals for a 30
hour work week for all industry.
This is opposed by the admins
tiation.
Tenth, Labor will use it's in
fhence to force the administra-
ton to pay prevailing wages to
relief workers under the forth
cming $4,000,000,000 works
program instead Of the $50-a-
ninth average which it considers
adequate.
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SOLONS TO GET MAJOR
BILLS DURING WEEK

Continued from page one)
statewide measure which pro-
hibited not only the sale of fire.
works but their use and posses
sion,
Tackled onto it was, a clause
exempting 10 counties and, had
it passed. it's second reading, it
would have carried amendments
exempting half the counties in,
the state. This was avoided, how
ever, when the house voted down
the measure, Sc to al.
LIQUOR LEGISLATION
COMING TO A HEAD
The question of liquor legisla-
ton will be brought to a head
early this week when the bill long
expected from Senator John
Sprunt Hill, Durham day crusad-
er, is introduced in the upper
house. The senate has so. far
been spared the agony of nursing
a whisky bill to passage or re-
lection, although the house of
representatives has in committee
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1935-02-04
ETOWAH WILL
USE WESTERN
CAGE TACTICS
Thursdays Game With Ed
neville Will Show Diff
ferent Play Styles

ETOWAH, Feb. 4.-Indian bas-
ketball stock for the Forthcoming
battle next Thursday night be-
tween the basketeers of Etowah
and Edneyville is advancing by
leaps and bounds following the
excellent performance handed in
by the Indian lads and lassies in
the fracas with Fletcher last Fri
day night. 49,.
Comparative showings of Ed
NEVILLE and Etowah against the
Fletcher teams make Thursday
nights affair appear like any
body's game. The Etowah and
Edneyville girls both emerged
from their games with Fletcher
on the long end of the score;
while as for the boys the Fetch
critics have defeated both of
Thursday nights competitors by
approximately the same margin.
BATTLE OF SYSTEMS
Spectators at the game will be
treated to an exhibition of two
of the nations leading basketball
systems when the boys lock horns.
Edneyville, playing the Cathey
version of the fast breaking Eas-
tern system, will depend largely
on vim and dash to carry them
through to victory; while Etowah,
under the tutelage of Coach Gar
rem, will play a deliberate, closely
guarding brand of ball such as is
used by the teams of the Mid
West to trim all opposition down
to their size and carry them thru
to victory over the nations best:
Proponents of the Edneyville
system believe it will be fast
enough to carry the East Hender-
son countians safely through next
Thursday night, they recalling the
success Edneyville
has enjoyed during past years.
Adherents of the Etowah sys-
tenn, however, are just as firm in
their belief in the opposite direc-
ton. Three years ago, they re-
call, the Etowah boys after a me-
,diocre season, buckled down to
business during the tournament
week, held Fletcher team score
less for three periods despite the
fact that short time previously
Fletcher had defeated them, and
went on into the finals to defeat a
top-heavy favorite Edneyville
team that for two years had been
fnalists in the Mars Hill tourna-
ment. g..
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! PERSONAL
PARAGRAPHS

Mrs, W.; E. Bracket has re-
fafned home after spending q
week at the Henry Grady hotel in
Atlanta; Ga, while taking asthma
lasts under a specialist whom she
went TO consult.
: Mr.. and Mrs. w. R. Groce spent
the weekend in Chester, S. c.,
with Mrs. J, R. Dye, who is going
TO Florida for awhile. They were
accompanied home by Mrs. Groce's
mother, Mrs. Eva H. Hall, who
had been on a visit to her daugh-
Ter.
Mr.. and Mrs. George S. Begg
and daughter, Miss Helen Begg,
and Mr.. John r. Begg, of Spar
tanburg, S. c., were guests yes
fekday of Mr.. and Mrs. j. F.
Brooks.
Mr.. E. H. McFarlan left yester-
day for Michigan to spend a week
and return with Mrs. McFarlan,
who has been there for several
weeks.
! M. J. R. Crye left yesterday
ON business trip to Raleigh.
. DR.. Thomas F. Ball, of the Uni
versity Of South Carolina in Co.
lumbia, spent the weekend with
his family. r,s,.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ridley R. Kessler
were weekend guests of Mr.. and
Mrs.. Thomas Shepherd.
Bob Anders, a student at Mars
Hill. college, Mars Hill, spent the
weekend at home.
Mrs. ]. F. Brooks and Miss
Mary Brooks motored to Asheville
and witnessed the performance of
Ted Shawn and his noted men
klancers.
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SISTER MARY'S MENU
BY MARY T.. DAGUE
NEA Service Stan Writer

WE ought to erect monument
w to the daring pioneer who
risked life and health to prove
that the tomato is edible. So ia
miliar and popular in our diets
these days, it is difficult to believe
that for centuries tomatoes were
considered practically poisonous,
certainly unfit for food.
The beautiful red fruit saved
the tomato from oblivion. Garden
ers appreciated it, even il cooks
didn't, and propagated and deyel-
oped 1t under the romantic name
OF love apple"
1t Is far cry from that not-so-
distant day to the advice Of scien-
lists that tomatoes should be eat
en- for their vitamin c content at
least four times a week!
Because Of its amazing culinary
versatility as a seasoning agent
and salad ingredient, serving it
palatably four times a week isn't
a difficult chore.
Serving Suggestions
Serve it as tomato juice at din
ner OF breakfast, seasoned with
lemon or spices as the family
taste dictates. AS an, appetizer the
juice may be we'll stiffened with
gelatine and riced over crisp toast
or crackers, Minced parsley, will
form a border OF green,
Jellied tomato salad always Is
good. Try serving its between
slices Of pineapple; masked with
mayonnaise. Bananas, celery, cab
bage, raw turnip and caulifiower
are appetizing nodded in the jelly.
Canned tomatoes combine with
onions or corn, alternating layers
OF the vegetable and toast cubes
in a buttered baking dish, and,
topping of with toast. This sump-
tuous concoction should be baked
twenty-five minutes in a hot oven
and served from baking dish.
Macaroni and spaghetti dishes
gam sayoriness If served with To-
mato. My family calls this one
mystery because they are ueyer,l
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LONG In TIGHT
SPOT FEARS TO
KEEP PLEDGE
CONTINUED from page one)

with the Square Deal association,
whose uprising against the Lou
isiana dictatorship is sweeping the
state. The Square Dealers" have
units in several parishes and have
threatened to storm the capital
and overawe the legislators into
all Longs dictatorship
laws the next time they are con-
vened.
They have modified with guns
several times, and Governor o. X.
Allen has kept Baton Rouge UNI
der martial law for ten days to
subdue a threatened revolution"
A new company" of Square
Dealers was formed last night at
Gonzales, in Ascension parish, and
dedicated to the "war to stomp
out dictatorship"
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WITNESS TELLS LONG
$50. 900 PRICE ON HEAD

BATON ROUGE, La, Feb. a.
Huey Longs military grip on the
Louisiana capital loosened last
night when many of his national
guardsmen were demobilized fol
lowing indefinite continuance of
his murder plot" hearing.
Postponement of the hearing
came after Long had heard wit
ness testify that as much as S2O,-
900 had been offered for his head.
The same witness - George
(Red) Davis-a former deputy
sheriff, looking straight into Huey
Longs eyes, and speaking with
out a show of emotion or fear, de-
scribed what he said were several
attempts to kill the senator.
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STATE SALE,
TAX 0VER0NE
MILLION NOV
January 1885 IncomeL
ported And Shows Ca,
For Period

RALEIGT, Feb. 4.-UP(.-
North Carolina sales tax cOlls
tions in January, 1895, toal
$1,0007,242.35 an increase
$195,623.23 over January, 49,
state department Of reyr.
has reported.
For the Seyen-mOnths K
ended January 81, 1885, n'
port showed, sales tax cO.s1
aggregated S4,7l7,36l.G ID
compared with $3,3lS,2$I
the corresponding periOg
ago.
Motor licenses, which i,
uary, 1884, brought tt u
$3,451,673.44, increased 81
613,S27.5O Tor the hIOil
ended. Gasoline tax cc-Is
totalled $l,57l,Ol2.l ID ..
ary, 1885. as compared VIII
3O3,1OS.SS in JANUARY : Z
ago.
Beer tax collections t'GA
from $20,256.35 in !n2
1884, to $l7,567.S7 for JatIi
1885.
Collections of the revens''
partment from all sources u
month lust completed. shoEs
increase of S739,2l2.32, OF y
per cent, over the first m'i3'
1884. -,
Of s6,933,SS5.23 reeere |
the department during the -, = J.
Sl,521.2l4.2l cane iron al ,E ~
enue division, and $9'5I:l.
from the motor vehicle avg. =.
In the revenue division q =
| tons for the month were " Y,
1864, or 1892 per cent = !
tim ain January. 1874; g. T.,
the seven months ended q, ~ !,
81, 1885, were 81 ,56I; 3-.-
| 14.99 per cent better th'h'
ago. -r.,,;asI
Motor vehicle coiIeC ,a9 !, 4 4
the month were Si26' Ly w..
S.75 per cent above y. iaos !
Januory, 1881, and for %, t,s -
month period were >Z't-, IT,
or 1924 per cent better ',
corresponding period a va
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a hill to increase the alcoholic
content of beer and one provld-
ing for a referendum on the
liquor question.
Senator Sprunt's bill, which is
attributed to "a group of drys,
provides for a referendum on the
question of state control and sale
of Intoxicating beverages; 1t
would set up a state alcohol con-
troll authority which would ad-
minister the act, ,,.,,
. The BILL, said Senator Hill,
SHOULD receive the support of
the most ardent dry, as it carries
with it. both an appropriation and
reserve fund of $25O,0OO for
the enforcement of existing state
prohibition laws. Four. hundred
and fifty thousand dollars an
nually could be expended for this
purpose, which would forever put
a stop to illegal traffic in liquor
and kindred crimes in North
Carolina" :.
From the operations of. the
act Senator Hill added, $4,000
600 should be available to the
state. each year. Of this, he said,
100000 would be returned di-
rectly to counties, cities and
towns to be used by them for
public welfare, relief, old age
security, and unemployment serv-
ice Gin direct proportion to popu-
lation."
The burlington act, he said,
would remain on the books,
"amended in few parts by this
act, and rigid enforcement would
be assured since its passage in
1928"
DRIVERS LICENSE &C.,
BILL ALSO DUE
Another bill fraught with con-
troversy which will be introduced,
probably simultaneously in both
houses, this week is the uniform
automobile drivers license bill of
the Joint roads committees sub
committee. Members of the as
sembly found printed copies of
the bill lying on their desks
when they arrived at the capitol
Friday and which they may have
studied over the weekend.
The current legislature has al
most astonished itself with it's
seriousness of purpose. There
has been practically none of the
circus tactics which so frequently
enliven such deliberations.
Nothing but very real and
wide differences of opinion stand
in the way of early adjournment.
These, though, are obstacles too
firmly planted to be lightly
aside.
The 1885 session, to all pres
ent appearances, is in for a long
stay in Raleigh.
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COUNTY MAN IS HELD
in CHICKEN THEFT

Ben eagle, of the Clear Creek
section, was arrested yesterday by
the sheriff's department on n
charge of the larceny of 13 chick
ems from George Maxwell. He was
in the county Jail today.
Vance eagle, his brother, es-
capped but officers were seeking
him with a warrant today.
Sheriff M. N. Orr said that Ben
eagle sold the chickens, but that
the fowls and money were recov-
cred
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1935-02-04
JUNIOR ORDER HAS
BUSINESS DOCKETED

The local Junior Order Council
will hold its weekly meeting on
Tuesday night, February 5, at the
K. of P. hall on Main street at
7:3O p. m. The councillor urges
that all members be present, as
there are some important matters
to be taken up at this meeting.
All members should be there to
take part. At the close of the
business session refreshments will
be served.
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MRS. CORNELIUS OF
TEXAS VISITS HERE

Mr.. and Mrs. 2. V. Fitzpatrick,
of East Flat Rock, have as their
guest the latter's aunt, Mrs. C. H.
Cornelius, of Liberty Hill, Texas.
Mrs. Cornelius was visitor here
SO years ago. Mrs. S. E. Fortune,
of Brevard, Mrs. Kilpatrick's
mother, joined them Sunday for
short visit. Mrs. Cornelius will
return to Brevard with Mrs. For
tune, her sister, for a visit.