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The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

When meal time catches you in
Phoenix stop at the Regent Buffet at
10 North Central Avenue and enjoy
a we'll cooked meal at most reason
able price.
They feature merchants lunches,
also excellent dinners. Finest buffet
service including mixed drinks of all
kinds.
The Regent Buffet is known for
good food. A reputation sustained
by the community as well as motor
lists and the travelling public.
Here the management selects the
food, scours the markets and accepts
only choice and fancy foods. This
together with chefs of rare ability in
sures the public of the most savory
meals.
In the kitchen you will find the
most modern equipment and utensils
kept scrupulously clean. There is
never a question of sanitary laws in
this establishment.
The courtesy and attention of the
attendants is a feature that receives
more than passing notice from the
patrons.
1t is not necessary to order whole
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

Here so much better care can be
given than in the home because this
hospital is equipped for all emergen-
cies. 1t is quiet and restful and you
are under the care of nurses whose
years of training and experience have
made them familiar with all illnesses.
Here the best doctors that can be
obtained are located and are secured
at a seconds notice. When it is nee
essary to be under the care of doc
tor with attending nurses think Of
the Eva Harris Maternity Home, To-
Gated in Phoenix at 1103 East Culver
Street-approved by the best o. B.
doctors. Eva Harris has aided in
bringing over 500 babies in the world.
You are assured OF the best possible
care and attention here. Everything
is kept scrupulously clean and sani-
tary at all times, and there is an all
ofeheerfulness about it that is always
an; aid to speedy convalescence.
The building itself, is so construct
ed, as to secure perfect, free circula-
ton of air and the maximum an.ount
of sunshine. This is true of either
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
LANNON'S FUEL co.

Located in Phoenix at ITO Eas,
Jefferson Street-handle fuel, coal
wood and fuel oil.
This we'll known firm has success.
fully supplied this community with
all kinds Of fuel for many years
They do large volume of business
and are yearly building a more sub.
stantial establishment.
They are a reliable firm that give;
correct weight, first quality and su
perior service. They demand the best
to be had from the miners and job
bers and after repeated refusals Of
coal shipments, these jobbers have
learned not to send them anything
but the best. They demand a specific
standard to their customers.
They aim toward the perfect coa!
coal with no clinkers, no SCOT, maxi.
mum heat units and very little ash
coal with wonderful burning quail.
ties and at prices no higher than that
asked by others for inferior grades
This coal company can absolutely
be depended upon to deliver to you
the kind of coal you order. They not
only aim to please but do please as
is shown by their long list of stand.
ing and repeat orders.
BY placing your order in advance
of the season you are always assur-
ed of a very substantial saving a.:
well as having coal in the bin when
needed. Many people have learned
through experience that it pays to dc
this and every spring have their or
der duplicated. If you have not al
ready placed your order for coal, call
Hammon's Fuel Company.
This firm specializes in superior
service. They have their trucks in
readiness for deliveries at all times
and will make deliveries when prom
ised. Perhaps there is nothing that
brings them so much business as this
reliability.
They have had wide and varied
experience in the coal business. They
have gained knowledge that can be
gained only by experience and thru
this are able to secure for their pa.
irons service not usually found il
the coal business.
With this reputation for reliability
and dependability, it is no wondel
that they have increased their ps
tronage until they are now one OF
the largest in this community. They
are indeed authorities upon coal AM
it's allied lines.
In this business review we wish t
extend our congratulations to this
progressive and efficient establishment
and refer them to our many readers
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

Located ate109 Ill 113 11o
North 1st Street in Phoenix-an in
vestment of over $4,000 to build the
most modern beauty school between
Los Angeles and Kansas City.
This beauty school is fine exam
pie Of modern, we'll equipped school
for the imparting of specialized beau
ty science to its pupils.
The training given here always rep
resents all that is thorough and mod
ern and the student at this school can
be assured that no methods are advo-
Gated or taught which have not been
tried and endorsed by the leading
beauty shops and schools of the coun-
try.
The teachers are of the highest type
that can be obtained anywhere ill
their respective fields and their prac-
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EVA HARRIS MATERNITY HOME

the wards or the private rooms.
They are we'll lighted and cheerful.
1t is an institution of which the peo-
pie of this community may be justly
proud.
More people are realizing every
year the intrinsic value of the local
hospital. The confusion in the home
incident to sickness there and its ef-
feet upon the patient are marked and
they know that they are not only bet
ter off in the hospital, but that the
family at home are relieved and can
go about their business in a sane
frame of mind, because of the efficien,
and satisfactory care their loved ones
are receiving in the Eva Harris Ma
ternity Hospital.
Those in charge here have hal long
and scientific training in hospital work
and do not tolerate any ineompetency
on the part of any one employed ir
the institution.
1t is with much pleasure that we
give the Eva Harris Maternity Hos
pital honorable mention in this busi-
ness review and recommend it to you
for all cases of sickness.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
MESA RANCH SCHOOL
T. F. Brady and ]. d. Field

The Mesa Ranch School is located
close to the city, for convenience,
yet far enough away so that the noise
din and smoke will not interfere with
the students. 1t is conveniently To-
Gated; almost every accommodation
and convenience as we'll as good class
rooms and assembly halls have been
provided.
Too much emphasis cannot be plac-
ed upon sending the boys to Chris
tian institutions as all young men
acquire enough of the worldly with
out instruction in this line. The
Christian schools and colleges are re-
sponsible for much of our brilliant
civilization of today.
Mesa Ranch School is an essen
tial contributor to the educational de-
velopment of all the surrounding coun
try. It's growth has been the result of
admirable policies followed in their di
rection and it has merited the large
patronage it receives today and the
prominent position it holds in the cul-
tural work of this part of the country.
Each day has seen its service become
of more essential value and today it
is indispensable to the community.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

When it comes to conducting a
livestock transportation business the
Arizona Livestock Transportation Co.
located at 2O34 West Madison Street
in Phoenix has been in business for
years and the assurance of satisfact-
ory service rendered by them is evi-
denced by the increasing patronage
they are receiving year by year.
No shipment is too large or too
small for this well known firm to
haul. In this day of the Twentieth
Century efficiency, nothing has devel-
oped as rapidly as the methods Of
Transportation of livestock.
Not so today, they operate large
motor trucks with sufficient capacity
to carry anything large or small and
this is transferred quickly and with
perfect safety, thus their patrons are
not subjected to delay and loss of time
they formerly were. There is no doubt
that the development of the livestock
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
AUTO SUPPLY co.

The firm who deals in auto parts is
one of the most necessary adjuncts to
any community. When a company
dealing in these essentials gives a
community the benefit of a large and
varied stock of the very best that the
market affords and places them on
sale at the lowest price obtainable
anywhere, it is a service that the pub
lie must appreciate no matter what
field of endeavor they follow or what
their pocket book may be.
Take for instance the Auto Supply
Co., located at 1872 South End Avenue
in Phoenix. There is concern that
we'll merits all the large success that
has come to it. That is because they
have always kept out weather eye
for the man on the other side of the
counter, conserving his interests and
not trying to grab the largest profit
possible. Their store comes to your
door-watch for the Auto Supply
Truck. They feature wholesale auto
parts and specialties.
Not an article on their shelves has
been placed there without thorough
investigation of its merits by this
concern and by doing such large vol
ume of business they are enabled to
buy in such large lots that a low
price is made possible. That is what
we call constructive merchandising
the kind that makes any firm more
successful; and also helps build the
community greatness.
Their stock includes all the national
standard parts as we'll as a number
of specialties and novelties, none the
less practical. A visit to their es-
tablishment is sufficient to convince
onyone of the relative advantage of
dealing there and the wise motorist
need make only one visit to satisfy
himself on this point. Great credit
is due the manager who heads this
enterprise and to whom all credit is
due for the community's possession of
the organization which is Of such vi
tai service to that community.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Stringing Him

81 have enjoyed your sermon this
morning. I welcomed it as an old
friend. have a book at home in my
library that contains every word of
it."
"Why, that can'tbe Mr.. Clemens" ="
replied the Rector.
"All the same it is So" said Twain.
"Well, certainly should like to Sc.
that book" enjoined the RECTOR with
dignity.
Albright" said Mark, "you shall
have it."
The next morning DR.. Doane re-
ceived with Mark Twain's compliments
a dictionary.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
classification

Nc one pities a falsifier wnen he
meets a bigger liar than himself.
Beryl and an Englisnman were "talk
ing big"
"On one OCCASION" said Beryl, non
chalantly, 81 shot 999 sn,pes."
"Why don't you make 1t a thous-
and while you're at TT" answered the
Englishman scornfully.
"No," replied Beryl haughtily. 81
wouldn't lie for one snipe."
The Englishman, nothing daunted,
then began a story of man who had
swum from Liverpool to Boston.
"Did you see him yourself?" asked
Beryl eagerly.
"Of ceurse!" answered the English
man. 81 was coming across the ocean,
and my vessel passed him mile out.
side of Boston harbor."
"Good!" cried Beryl triumphantly
"I'm glad you saw him, brother and
can be witness, because l was that
mani"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
REGENT BUFFET

meal, the patrons are assured of the
same attention for just q snack as for
a we'll appointed dinner at this cafe.
While seated at one of their tables
you are delighted by the home-like
atmosphere which prevails. Not only
are the foods cooked as mother used
to cook them but you will find the
best foods in season from which to
make your selection. If you wish
further seasoning of the foods or
some preferred condiment, you have
only to ask for same.
1t has been truly said that the way
to mans heart is through his stom-
ach. Likewise this modern up-to-date
restaurant is daily building their
business with the tasty, delicious
meals they serve.
1t makes no difference whether you
live to eat or eat to live you can be
most conveniently served at this mod
ern restaurant.
Therefore we deem it most fitting
and proper that we in this business
review direct the special attention of
the readers to the Regent Buffet.
Upon your next visit to Phoenix drop
in for meal.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

The word Service" has been much
mis-used of late, but as applied to
this firm takes on its full significance
They not only insist upon prompt and
courteous service, but they have pro-
vided for their dealers the best in
quality Their brands are known all
over this section. They long ago de-
termined to see that their patrons re-
ceived the better quality which the
consumer demands in these days and
therefore it is not strange that pat
rons of this wholesale mercantile
house seldom think of buying else
where.
There is a great deal more to the
business of conducting a wholesale
grocery house than the average man
understands.
This is an essential business that re
quires at its head a man of experience
in the buying world and executives
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

tical experience is of distinct benefit
to the students they instruct. They
have made a systematic study of the
methods used in the country's largest
beauty parlors and schools and thus
are able to train students in a manner
which will meet with hearty approval!
There can be little doubt that train
ing such as can be obtained at this
school will be of great value to any
young woman.
Among the graduates of this school
are many who have achieved distinct
success in beauty parlor work and who
rightly attributed this success to the
training of this fine institution.
The shop has been fitted according
to the very latest and most modern
ideas of science:a and thus offers the
public the best of work and service
Every modern device and article of
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
A1slAo1'A A'; TRANSPORTATION co.

transportation business as operated
by this firm has been exceedingly
beneficial to the public.
No concern in this community has
given the livestock transportation
business more special attention than
this we'll known establishment. Their
motor trucks are of modern type and
the employees who operate them are
especially skillful in this line of work
They cover the whole state of Arizona
When you have any hauling of
livestock, you are assuring yourself
of rapid transportation, real service
and charges reasonable by calling this
reliable firm.
We call our readers attention to
the Arizona Livestock Transportation
Company as most reliable one and
with whom you can trust livestock,
it will be delivered to the destination
promptly and in first class order,
while the charges will be most salts
factory.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
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Fighting

"Rastus," said the judge, "you are
accused of disturbing the entire uei-
ghborhood oa Tuesday night. What
have you to say for yourself"
"Well, sab, judge, & was dis here
way, Me and Lucy had an Argument
She called me alzy loafah, en ! slap
her down flat. Up she hops an smash
a plate on ma head an drop me fiat
Den I rise up an welt her one wild a
chiah; an den she heave a hot tea
kettle at me-"
II see," said the judge. Then what
happened?"
"An' den," said Rastus, "we gifts
mad an starts to fight"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
PHOENIX SCHOOL or BEAUTY CUL TURE|

equipment that has been approved by
the trade has been installed by them
for the convenience Of the student and
public. 1t is, in fact, a modern beau.
ty parlor in all essentials and thus
gives the customer a full and complete
service.
May we suggest to all our readers
who are interested in beauty parlo1
work that they communicate with The
Phoenix School of Beauty Culture.
They will gladly furnish you by re-
turn mail complete information cover
ing the courses which they offer and
the cost of such instruction.
In this review we wish to compli.
ment this modern beauty school fo1
the quality of instruction offered and
the high standards which they main
tain and recommend them to all our
readers as worthy of a trial.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

who are familiar with the details and
the necessity for adequate distribu.
tion.
1t is such houses as this one that
add to the convenience and comfort of
the modern householder and provides
wholesale goods of the highest quail
ity at the most reasonable prices.
The officers and employees of
the Pay'n Takit Stores of Arizona
are clean-cut, affable and accommo-
dating to marked degree.
We are pleased in this edition to
direct your attention to this establish
ment as a distinctive feature of the
community efficiency and to the man.
agement as among the leading bust
ness men and most valued citizens of
the community who materially assist
in making this community more pro-
gressive and more attractive from
commercial standpoint.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Credit

Answering an inquiry from New
York firm as to the credit standing of
one of his neighbors, Lincoln, before
his election to the presidency wrote
the following reply:
and baby; together they ought to be
worth $4,000 to any man. Secondly,
he has an office in which there is a
table worth $1.5O and three chairs
worth, say 81. Last of all, in one corn
er there is a rat hole which will bear
looking into"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Wide Awake Girl

A young man had been the adopted
candidate for two months and social
gathering had been arranged "for the
new voters to meet him" He asked a
young lady for dance during the ev
ening, and as they were dancing he
thought he would improve the shining
hour.
"Are you interested in politics 2" he
asked.
"No," replied the sweet girl, Are
you?"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
DONOFRIO FLORAL co.

Located in Phoenix at 1876 North
Central Avenue-Chas. Morton, Prop.
Tyler Hardware at Coolidge is their
representative.
With the advent Of each season this
conspicuous floral establishment is pre-
pared to meet the demands Of the
trade. Each year exceeds the last.
Their store is always abounding in
beautiful and seasonable cut flowers
and plants. Here you may select your
favorite flowers or those OF your
friends and remember anniversaries,
birthdays or other days which you
may wish to remember.
Probably there is no gift that
speaks so elegantly Of thoughtfulness
as does that Of flowers. The tired wife
and mother will appreciate a remem-
brance Of flowers more than any other
gift. The sweetheart knows her lover
Is true when he sends her flowers.
Their greenhouse is one Of the most
modern and up-to-date in this part of
the state. They have installed a per-
feet heating and temperature regu-
lating system which assures growth
of their flowers and plants. Their
fragrance at once delights and at.
tracts their patrons.
No review would be complete with
out giving proper mention of The
Donofrio Floral Co. of Phoenix
as their growth is closely woven with
the progressive history Of this COM
munity.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Can't Be Denied

Elevator Man-"Here you are son.
ny--forty-first floor"
Snooty Youth-"Don't call me SON.
ny, my man. You are not my father"
Elevator MAXWELL brought you
up. didn't II"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
The Realist

Coach: Suppose it was fourth down
on their Is yard line with the score
tied and three minutes to 60. What
would you do?"
Fourth String Quarterback: SID
slidedown farther on the bench to get
a better look at the next play"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Safety First

Judge-I cannot conceive meaner
more cowardly act than your Of de-
serting your wife. Do you realize you
are a deserter?
Prisoner-Well, jedge, If you all
knowed dat lady as does you sho
wouldn't call me no deserter. Abs a
refugee, dat's what All is."
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
And is That Pork!

Fraternity House Manager: "We're
having guests at the house tonight.
Got any good pork?"
Butcher: "Good pork?" Say, I've
got some pork that will make better
chicken salad than any veal you can
buyl"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
How To Tell

How do you test the temperature
of baby's bath?
You fill the tub with water and put
the baby in it. If the baby turns red,
its too hot; if the baby turns purple,
it's too cold; and if the baby turns
white it needed a bath.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Observation-Disclosures

One hears a great deal about the
absent minded professor, but no more
absent minded than the dentist who
said soothingly as he applied the pli-
ers to his automobile
"Now this is going to hurt just q
little"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
It's Worth Trying

Recruiting Sergeant-So you want
to join the army? Why?
Anxious Recruit-It's the only way
can get more war medals than my
wife's first husband got-and then
maybe l can get little peace.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Very Good Sir

Master (grimly to butler)-I asked
you last night, Jennings, to taste the
port 1 purchased and give me your
opinion of it. Now I find three bottles
missing.
Butler-Taste 1t, sir! I thought
you said test it.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
You Can't Bounce an Egg

Mother-Frankie, these are lemons
you brought from the store. told you
to get eggs.
Frankie know, Ma, but it was
slippery and I thought I'd better get
shaken"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Her Special Line

"What business is Miss Gaddie in"
"Oh, she's in everybody's business.
wholesale, eh?"
eyes, except when it comes to scan-
dal, she retails that"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Backfire

Movie Star (using new toilet prep
aration) This is awful stuff. Why
did you buy it?
Her Maid-Iread an advertisement
in which you praised it highly.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Daily Dialogue

Gog-Do you know what "guilt-
edged" security is?
Magog-I suppose it's the asset that
gets frozen first.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Running Away From 1t.

He He(hastily)-Er-just a moment
darling-that's my tailor, and don't
care to meet him.
She (tactlessly) Why not?
"Well, as a matter Of fact-he still
owes me the receipt for the money for
my dress suit!"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Demanded

Mendicant Row! What dyer
mean? I'm a bird imitator.
Bobby-Oh you are, are you? Then
London Bobby-Here! You can't
make that row here.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
Run Along, Little Man

Attorney Ito woman witness after
cross examination)-I hope / haven't
troubled you with all questions?
Witness-Not at all; / have a small
boy of six at nome.
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
A Constant Winner

Mabe-Have you never loved and
lost?
Marie-Never. I won every breach
of promise suit ever brought.
it,"
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13

Advertisements-Ev<ry article on this page
is a paid advertisement
The Coolidge examiner., 1935-12-13
At Rest

Poor Bill :. he was killed by a
flask of lightning"
Milford chronicle., 1935-12-13

iOus for all pupils TO he present this
Sunday to discuss an affair of great
interest to the scholars. Divine wor-
ship 1O:45 a. m. Special music will
be sung. Sermon suitable to the APP
prOach of the Christmas season will
be preached by Rev. Green. Evening
worship at 1880 o'clock The leader
of the EDwOrth League this Sunday
will be Charles Jones. The singing
of Christmas carols will take place.
Interesting services have been ar
ranged. Mr.. Green will preach
brief sermon. We invite you to wor-
ship with us.
St. Johnstown NJ. f. Church: -
Church school 10 a. IN. Wilson Hat
field, superintendent.