The Omaha guide., 1935-02-23

that third dummie. Handy thing to
have around sometimes. In fact. there
are lots of dummies we could name.
What-drop it.
THE NEW DEAL brings US new
ideas, services and new walters. And
the Paxton really keeps up. Last
Sunday they introduced into the main
dining room a Maine course baby
lobster service, called "Streamline"-
Class-I say. But like B~randeis's
Restaurant and . few others, is too
far ahead of the Omaha people. So
it was sent back to be served at the
table as the guest liked it Yes, Pax
ton service, slogan, "Serviny Omaha
for Fifty years.. Sorry.
Did you see Limitation Of Life?
Well, Delilah surely must have lost
her Rabbits foot Johnny tells me
that a certain waiter has one, and
since stationed, depends entirely up
on it. Well, well! Miss Bea had luck
everytime she received it and made
millions off of pancakes. So you can
never tell what this gent will do.
D. K. Johnny.
Sometimes I wonder if the walters
don't forget and say things around
home or around their s~weethearts that
don't fit in just right? Of course
some of the sweethearts may enjoy
it, but it really couldn't be acceptable
in a home. Why they say some of the
funniest things. Some of them carry
a lot of weight. Listen to this: C. Nc
told q waiter, Monkey mar has mon
key ways. True! You could not ex-
pect him to have elephant ways. Ele-
plants do things in a big way. Wait
skip.
Remember, | told you some time
ago that Mr.. Simon Harold Of the
C. Of C. lectured every morning to
the walters. Well, it pays, and then
they forget. A few days ago he held
inspection, and behold, one Of his reg
ular men had on a leather bow tie
and did Mr.. Harold tell him? They
tell me he did, thusly: young man,
don't I'VE wear that tie here again.
When they pay their last respects to
you will be DON enough, but save it
because they do hold their own while
you cross over Jordon, and you will
be able to stand the inspection at the
gate. outwardly, anyway. But we are
not dead up here YETI. My, oh, my!
Remember, he has only two regular
men. Don't guess, Drop it.
We learn in Jul Bible the happen
ing Of B. c., meaning before Christ.
But some of the walters are now
asking the walters Of B. P. how to
serve certain drinks. In this new
day of S. p, meaning Since Prohibi-
ton, the walters are deep in dumb
ness, like they were in sin B. C. Sat-
urday night Watson who waits upon
the table, ordered two drinks like this:
One whiskey soul without bitters and
one Scotch with ale, without lemon.
The bartender stood dumb and asked
for a B. P. waiter to instruct Mr.. Wat
son that bitters or lemon didn't 20 in
either OF them. Don't blame the
waiter. Blame prohibition. These
walters came along in corn days and
cotton fields. Ask them of a corn or
cotton ball and he will explain either
quickly.
Be sure you are right and then go
ahead. Isn't that it? Sometimes if
we are to be right. it pays to back up
or turn around, / think. Of course,
the man that wrote the quotation
must be smarter than I, so take his
word for it. This is what J.. H. did
Saturday night. He got one order for
four special steaks combination. So
ne carried Tour menus out, and told
the cook, "Four Of these with coffee.
0. K. Jay, safety first will get it,
but should you get a party of twenty
to order the same thing, you will
have to have a black board, regard
less. Use safety first, Jay, and all
will be 0. X.
Good music, good food, good SER
vice, and, last but not least, good tips !
will get the business and keep it, and
boys that is what the managers are
looking for. So work hard and sing
this little song.
I'll smile all the while
If you tip me freely
And | will always bring
Your steak SO tenderfy.
What tune? Oh, "Smile a While.
Good Night.