davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1935-08-16
PERIODISTA
ASESINADO
EN- CHINA
Unos Bandidos Dieron
Muerte a. G.. Jones
+ a m oso Periodista
Ingles

LONDRES, Inglaterra, Agosto l6
La Agencia de Informaciones
Reuters en- un despacho que reci-
bio en- esta ciudad. hacia saber que
Gareth Jones, famoso periodista y
corresponsal de algunos periodicos
en- China. habfa sido muerto por
piratas Chinos, quienes 10 hahian
capturado y habian pedido $4,000
d6lares por el rescate del famoso
periodista-
Los bandidos que mataron a
Jones. Sc encontraban en- In provin-
cia del Chahar.
Los bandidos capturaron a Jones
" a Herbert Mueller, periodista
alemAn quien Sc encontraba en-
compahia de Jones, en- In provincial
citada, recogiendo informes acerca
de Ia situacion en- aquella parte del
mundo.
Los bandidos despues de captu-
rarlos a los dos, pidieron $4,000
dolares por ell rescate de Jones,
habiendo nbertado a Mueller para
que aquel fuera a recoger Ell dine
70,
Los bandidos dijeron despues
que Sc conformarian con I'm mitad
del dinero del rescate. pero mata-
ron q Jones antes de que fuese
enviado ell dinero.
Il extinto era ex~-secretario par
ticular de Lloyd George. III ex-Mi-
nistro de In~glaterra, se h0rrorizo
cuando Sc lie informo de que 81 ex-
secetario habia sido vfctima de los
bandidos.
Cuando supo que 10 habiAn cap
turadc. Embellishments hizo ges-
tones ante In Emhajada para que
10 lbertasen los bandidos.
II Asesinato de Jones SIN duda
qua provocart un incidente inter-
uRcfn1fml.
, 1935-08-16
Exposition En- FL
Estado De Durango

DURANGO. Dgo., Agosto l6.-AT
La carretera del Estado de Du-
rlngo fue visitada aver por miles
ue turistas que llegaron en- treneS
especiales para ~concurrir a Ia inau-
grracion de Ia primera EXPOSITION
Region Agrfcola. Industrial v Ga
MADEIRA que tiene lugar en- dicho
estado.
, 1935-08-16
I'm NEGRO FUE
.EJECUTADO EN-
Murio En- La Silla
Electrica Por Un
Crimen Cometido En-
Ell Ano 1888

HUNTSVILLE. Tex, AFcsto L.
Johnny Dade, negro reSidente del
Condado de Braz0ria. quien do
muerte a Roy s. Lapham. anciano
residente de Alvin. Ell dia de Ma
vidad del aho 1898. fue eiecutado
hoy en- In silla electrical de esta
penitenciaria.
ri negro fue a In silla sin hacer
comentario alguno. Pucos momen-
tos despues de que So le aplico Ia
c0rriente electrical. los medicos 10
6eclararon muertO.
La eIecucion de Dade, se llevo q
cabo Ia madrugada de hoy.
, 1935-08-16
Ell Tempo

Brownsville v oil Vale: Estart
Eublado hoy y mariana
SoplarAn vientos moderados del
sur en- la costa.
Fl rio subira muy POGO de nivel
no subird dc ntvel Oh otros lugares.
no subira de invel en- ctrcs l ugarcB.
, 1935-08-16
Chaudoin 81
Encuentra Muy
Mejorado

HARLINGEN. Texas. AgoSto l6.-
Mackey Chaudoin. agente de tratico
cue fue heridO Ell una balaCera que
Sc registro en- las Gales de eSta
ciudad ell sabado pasado. sc encuen-
ira muy meiorado. dicen informes
que se recibieron hoy del Hospital
BautiSta de eSta ciudad.
Sc cree que ell herido ~ recobTara
de las heridas que recibio.
, 1935-08-16
LA POSIClON DE
LAS DOS DRAGAS

La Orleans habia excavado IN to-
al de $685. pies
L. Texas habia excavado I'm TO-
tal de 48.485 pies.
ia Orleans Sc encuentra a l.64 y
In Texas q 5.02 millas del sitio del
vrlteadprc del Puerto de Browns
vile.
, 1935-08-16
La Policia Aprehendio
A Tn Individuo Aver

tESpeclaI para Il HeTaIuoJ
MATAMOROS, lamps. Agosto is.
La Policia de esta ciudad logro la
apprehension de TN individuo quien,
andando en- estado de ebriedad,
falto ell respeto a una sonora que
pasaba por una de las Gales de Ia
ciudad.
ri individuo referido fue casti-
eado CO nuna multa de diez pesos,
Ia cual page. habiendo salido en-
llbertad.
, 1935-08-16
Una C~onferencia
Naval En-
Londres

JONDRE5. In~glaterra. Agosto rs.
Ell Gobierno Britanico anuncio hoy
que habia invitado a los EStados
unidos, Japon. Francia e Italia q
una c~onferencia naval preliminar
en- oil mes de octubre.
, 1935-08-16
Recogieron Arma
A I'm Individuo
En- Matamoros

MATAMOROS, Ymps., ~ osto ID,
Los Poiicias Montados IS. IA y 8
sorprendieron a I'm individuo, quien
Sc encontraba en- las Gales de la
ciudad a horas indispuestas.
AL esculcar al individuo referido,
Ia Policia lie recogio una pistola cali
IRE 1920 Y ounce cartuchos titles.
El Individuo fue remitido a la
Comandancia de Policia de Mata-
moros, mientras que Ia Policfa in
vestiga sus actividades.
, 1935-08-16

ticado una investigation preliminar.
El cadAver de De Leon presenta
dos heridas. una en- la pierna de-
recha mas abajo de la rodilla. y Ia
otra cerca del corazon. habiendole
penetrado el proyectil por el homo
plato izquierdo. incrustrandoee eer-
ca del corazon.
Evening star., 1935-02-26
Policeman Knows Animals.

CHICAGO R.-Desk Sergt. Edward
Davis of Englewood Station knows his
animals. So when policemen brought
in queer-looking animal they had
found on the street, he inhaled deeply
and said:
That's marsupial of the Didel-
phidae, of the kind commonly called
Didelphis Virginiana. It is arboreal
nocturnal, virtually ominverous-and
it's good to eat. In the language OF
the street, it's 'possum." He plans to
demonstrate the last thought, If no
owner claims the creature.
Evening star., 1935-02-26

Across.
1. Piquancy.
5. Sympathetic perception.
9. Favor
IA. Repetition.
is. Title of respect: Ger.
16. Swampy belt at the foot of the
Himalayas.
II. Tart.
18. Lake in North America.
19. A substance in aloes.
20. Grants temporarily.
%. Impending danger.
"a. OK Of Tibet.
26. English coins.
27. A mineral spring.
80. A letter.
81. Born.
49, Snake of Egypt.
36. A seal or walrus.
80. A fast driver.
40. Negative ion.
Al. Greek letter.
AZ. Boring tool.
43. Refresh.
a. Accidents.
46 View.
Al. To put on.
48. Rest.
49. Pry.
80. Billet.
81. An emblem of the morning.
81. Bigoted.
So. Correct
81. Distributed.
So. A play of prismatic colors.
IS. Woody plant.
66. Slow: Music.
81. Slave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

CHICAGO. August 81 0R.-Liye stock
markets here today on this pre-holiday eve
were largely nominal, the bulk Of the
fresh arrivals being billed directly to the
packing houses.
A few carloads Of hogs sold steady to
10 cents lower than Fridays average.
IL .50a65 and the quotable top was II rs:
packing sowS sold for 9:35a75; there were
but 500 fresh hogs available 10 the trade
after the packers took their . 900 on direct
billing out of the days receipts of $500.
The average cost of hogs. 1910, this
week end is 20 cents higher than O week
ago. light light having gained most, the
10.25a1l 90 brackets being so cents higher.
Choice butchers. salable at 11.50a65, ad-
Yanced 15a20 cents.
Cattle prices recovered their equilibrium
on dwindlins receipts this week. after
packers had succeeded in forcing earlier
quotations unevenly and in some Instances
sharply lower. IN the local yards ship
ping orders increased to the largest total
Of the year.
Best lambs selling late at s.s5 are down
So cents from week ago. Yearling sheep
lost q quarter and ewes dropped 70 cents
to an outside figure of $50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
MOVES ARE MIXED
IN BOND MARKET
loW-Priced Rails Move Up
ward With Part of Utility
Group.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, August 31.-Trading
was too light to establish definite
trend on the corporate bond market
today. U. S. Governments were
mixed. 4-32nds higher to 4-32nds
lower.
Transfers of $3,306,000 par value,
were the smallest for any two-hour
session in several months. Many Of
the Streets prominent bond brokers
and traders were away from their
Offices with an early start on the
Labor day holiday, and what business
there was transacted was mostly in
the nature of evening up accounts for
the extended shut down.
Foreign Bonds Steady.
The main body Of corporate bonds
held within arms reach Of Fridays
finals throughout the session and
closed mixed. Railroad issues, par
ticularly those Of the lower-priced
brackets, were trifle better and some
of the utilities picked up. but indus
trials were lifeleSs and drifted shade
lower. Foreign bonds were dull and
without feature except for slight i'm
provement in Italians.
Better than average movements in
eluded Erie Is, up rs at 99Is; Murray
BODY 6l2s, up 212 at 1929; New
Haven 412s. off IA at 1914; Para
mount Famous Players IS, up 3 at los,
and Southern Railway, Memphis divi-
sion SIS, off 37s at So. American Type
Founders IS were active again and
got up 112 points but conceded most
Of 1t before the close.
August Sales Higher.
Active bonds finishing within small
fractions either way of Fridays finals
included Baltimore & Ohio IS at 80as;
Great Northern AIS at Sc, Western
Maryland As at 95l2, Armour 5l2s at
1047s and Montana Power Refunding
IS at 1861.
The Associated Press averages
ranged from 2 of point higher to i
of a point lower.
Bond sales on the Stock Exchange
during the month totaled $286, 903, 900,
par value, against $235 ,675, 900 in July.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
Baltimore Markets
Special Dispatch to The Star.

6peClhl DlSpdJCn 70 no o1ui.
BALTIMORE, Md, August 81
Labor day being a legal holiday, al!
outlets will be closed, and shippers are
advised not to ship any perishable
stock to arrive here on Monday. Due
to liberal receipts from all sections,
the live poultry market rules easy.
with values showing a slight decline
from last week. Young broiling chick
ems, 2 to 21a pounds, in best demand
at % to "a cents q pound for Rocks
and 81 to % for mixed colored, with
Leghorns selling mostly 10 to 81. De-
mand for old hens holds good, with
Rocks bringing 20 and q, mixed col
ored IT 1p 10 and Leghorns Is to Is,
but old ROSTERS in ample supply and
generally slow sale at IL and ID.
Ducks in liberal receipt, and only stock
weighing Az pounds and over attracts
attention at IL to Is.
Demand Good.
Under a good consumptive demand,
coupled with generally light receipts,
the egg market holds firm, with values
showing another advance at "a and IS
cents dozen for large hennery whites,
81 to 80 for medium and % to 80 for
current receipts. Southern current re-
ceipts are selling at "a and IS cents,
however, and only fresh-laid, we'll
graded nearby stock commands top
values.
Market for white potatoes shows
little change from last week, with
values holding fairly steady at so to
70 cents per 100-pound sacks, but
mixed. ungraded stock will not bring
over As to SIS, and barreled Cobblers
sell mostly 100 to ITO.
Demand for native and nearby gar
den truck good, and values are well
maintained at the following quota
tons: Beans, 40 to 100 buShel; beets.
100 to $50 hundred: cabbage. 20 to
Is hamper; carrots. 100 to 200 hum
dred; corn, to Is dozen; Gamers
stock, 1000 per ton: cukes. Is to IS
hamper: eggplants. 20 to Is hamper;
lima beans, 40 to 60 hamr2r; peppers,
Is to Is hamper; squash, 20 to 80
hamper; tomatoes, 20 to IS hamper,
and IS bushel for Gamers stock.
Live Stock Steady.
The live stock market on the
wharves holds steady under generally
light receipts with demand centered
principally on first quality stock.
Quotations today:
Steers, 6a81z per pound; common,
3a4; heifers, 41aa61a; cows. 4a5; cut
tiers, 3a4; bulls, 5a6; calves, liza
9l2; culls, SAT; lambs, good to choice,
8a9lA: common to medium, 5a6; hogs,
good to choice, 11al2; heavy weights,
101za11; packing sowS 91aal0.
Closing grain quotations: Wheat
No. 2, red Winter, garlicky, spot,
domestic, S1&; August delivery, 8134;
sales, cargoes on grade, No. 2. red
Winter, garlicky. 80; No. 8. 1914;
No. 4, IT; No. S, TAI. Smutty wheat
cents under quotations.
Corn-No. 2, yellow domestic, 90;
Western billing at premium over
this price. Cob corn-Nominal.
OatS-No. 2, white domestic, old,
as to weight and location, 5oa55; No.
3, 49a54.
Rye-Nearby No. 2, IS. Barley
No. 2, 48.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
300. mile GAS LINE
TO BE CONSTRUCTED
Work Will Be Begun January l
to Run Natural Supply
Into Detroit.
BY the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
DETROIT, August 31.-William G..
voolfolk, president of the Detroit City
Gas Co., said today the Panhandle
Eastern Pipe Line Co., would begin
construction about January Of 800
mile extension of its line to bring
natural gas into Detroit by July /,
1885.
The line now ends at Dana, Ind. A
24-inch extension line, to cost ap-
proximately $2o.000,000. will be laid
from there to Detroit, voolfolk said.
The gas company announced yes
terday it had signed a contract with
Panhandle Eastern calling for deliv-
cry of a peak load Of sO,Ooo,oOo cubic
feet of Texas gas daily.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

CHICAGO. August 81 H1.-Butter. 49,
269: steady. Prices UNCHANGED. Esgs
6,137; steady; prices UNCHANGED.
Poultry market closed today.
Potatoes, 81; on track, 234; total United
States shipments. 278; steady; supplies
sacked. per hundredweieht. Idaho Bliss
Triumphs. 2. g No; l. washed. 535a1 40:
sales, Local 80: North Dakota Bliss Tri.
umphs. q. s. No. /. few sales. IS; Wis
cousin Cobblers. U. s. No. l, best. mostly
S5; unclassihed. 70: Bliss Triumphs, U
80; New Jersey Cobblers, U. s. No. 1. 80
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
FOREIGN EXCHANGES.

exchanges easy: Great Britain in dollars,
others in cents: Great Britain. demand.
1868; cables. 4 .96ss: 60-day bills, 4.953s
Italy, demand. SIS; cables. SIS.
DEMONSTRATION. 1852; Germany,
free. 1920; reg. tourist. 2755; reg. COM
mercial. % so: Holland. 67.6S;. Norway.
Finland, 2.20; Switzerland, 81 SO; Spain.
I3:6sh; Portugal 4.52; Greece, 0.94la;
Poland, 1897; Czechoslovakia. 4.18; Yugo-
slavia, 2.301z: Austria 1S.97n: Hungary,
29.77n; Rumania. O.9O: Argentina, 33. lon;
Brazil, S.61n; Toxic. 29.4O; SHANGHAI
1893; Mo nsn9hs in New Yo enieo sS.SS;
New York in Montreal. 10000.
Nominal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
Investment Bonds
Selling Near Par
After Long Decline

Special Dispatch to The Star.
NEW YORK, August 3i.--A
group Of 81 representative invest
ment company bonds on June 80
were selling at an average Of AL
per cent below face value, as COM
pared with q discount Of 1927 per
cent for 20 representative bonds
on December 81, 1888, according
to q study prepared by Distrtbu-
tors Group, Inc.
As q result of this improvement
In market prices, average yield has
declined from 8.13 per cent to
$40 per cent during this period
of a year and one half, the study
indicates.
Since June 80 the prices Of
these investment company bonds
have increased somewhat. OF the
81. Z are now selling ut or above
their face value.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
NEW YORK PRODUCE.

NEW YORK, August 81 P.-Butter.
1905; steady; prices unbalanced. Cheese,
l76.919; steady and UNCHANGED.
Live poultry steady to weak. All freight
grades unquoted; express Grades un-
changed 49,
Dressed poultry unsettled. All fresh
and frozen grades UNCHANGED.
Eggs, is, 545; Arm. AL mixed colors,
white and brown eggs UNCHANGED.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
SAVANNAH NAVAL STORES.

SAVANNAH, August 81 lP.-Turpentine
firm; 3sA sales: 100; RECEIPTS; AS; ship.
sales LII; ITsssiptss. l91S; shipments s
D. 3.S5; E, 800; F. .3;g5; g. II and I.
400; K. 4.02A: M. 40: N. 4.56; VIC.
Ats; WV and x. 800.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
August Exchange
Sales Are Largest
Since February, '34
Nv the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, August 3l.-The
August volume Of transactions in
stocks Of the New York Stock Ex-
change amounted to 42,945. 24o
shares, the largest for any month
since February, 1894, when the
turnover amounted to 56,829,S52
shares. The July transactions
totaled %, 427, 720 shares.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
PHILADELPHIA PRODUCE.

PHILADELPHIA. August 81 ,R.-Eggs
steady; offerings light; trading quiet
prices unchanged.
Live and dressed poultry UNCHANGED.
Butter UNCHANGED.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
CORPORATION EARNINGS;

NEW YORK. August 81 OF-Corpora-
ton earning statements reported during
the past week. reduced to o per share
basis. included:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01

- 1885 -
High. Low.
S6k TAN West Shore 1st As 1851.
SSs 874 Western Md LIST As 81.
los 96 Western Md 51hs77---
99N 81 Western Union 4 n so
los 1Olh Western Union SIS S.
100 S2h Western Union SIS 81
100 80 Western Union SIS 60
lO3 100 Western Union 6 " s '36
1O1h 80 Wheeling Stl ~ So
los 100A Wheeling Stl 5k '4S A.
l1Oh 10TH Wilson & Co LIST Is Al
o9L 89Ih Younpstown GIL &c I'm 7,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01

99N s9h Youngstown Stl SIS 7OB 9sh 97H 90 - u
90 S9h Youngstown Stl 5s'73 9Sh 81 s7N u
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
U. 8. TREASURY NOTES.
tReported BY chas. D: Barney & Co,
q. 8. TREASURY NOTES.

NEW YORK. August 81 LP.-Prices
quoted in dollars and thirty-seconds
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01

FOR WEEK ENDING SATURDAY, AUGUST 81, 1885.
U. 8. GOVERNMENT BONDS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01
TREASURY BON

1888"
High. Low. Close Cnge
IOl is 100 26 4th 4Ls ass 1011 100 26 1O1 II
1OI5 100 2S 4th 323s re- 100 81 100 % 100 20 II
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01

Dividend rates given In the table
declarations - $1,000
Unit Of trading less than 100 shares Annual rate
plus extra Accumulated dividends Paid this Paid
last year Companies reported In receivership
reorganiZed. Elk dividend. - 49,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1935-09-01

113h 107M Union Pacific LIST IS AT.
.104M 99ls Union Pacific Is '6S -
10sk 10lk Union Pac LIST RI - zoos
95 81 United Drug So '53-----.
osh 90h U 8 Rubber s. '47------
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Ctyri otraveny svitiplynem.

V Elisabeth, N. j., nalezeny
byly ma Novy Rok tTi sestry a
dcera jedn6 z Mich otraveny
sv1tiplynem V kuchyni jejich
domu. Lekar soud1, re otrava
byla zavinena osudnou neho-
dou rozpojen1m plynoveho We
den1 zavedenou.
" pozaru Cherokee Coun-
ty Home v Gaffney, JIM Ka-
rolfna, uhorelo ma Novy Rok
pet muzG, zraneno bylo pat
nact a znicen majetek V Gene
$1,000 zat1m CO t~restanci v
bl1Zkem vezenskem kampu
snazili Sc zachraniti 81 cho-
vancG domu.
Pozar odkryt byl We 3 hodi-
ny rano manzelkou superinten-
ia chudobince.
= Ctyfi clenove jedn6 rodi-
ny zahubeni byli ohnem a W.
buchem v Ell Paso v Texas.
Soudf Sc, re pTetopenymi kam-
ny zpGsoben byl vybuch a O.
hen. z domu zbyla jenom hro-
mazda sutin.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Jindy.

Nekolik set kulf z rucnice
vykopano bylo nedavno ma mi
stech, kde armady taboTily be-
hem Obcanske valky. V do
bach tech raneny vojak, jenz
podrobiti Sc musel tezke ope-
raci jake k. pr. uffznutf ruky
nebo nohy, musel witt do list
kuli. Tim zmfrneny byly w
kriky jeho. Nektere z kulf u
kazaly, re byly lidskymi zuby
zkousany ma plocho.
Zamysleme Sc mad tim a de-
kujme "a pokroky moderni We
dy lekaTsk6, pfse princezna
Kropotkin Liberty.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Usmrtil policistu a sebe.

V Hamilton, Ohio, 4Olety
Elmer Adams, zastrelil ma No
w Rok policistu, zranil jineho
a pax sam zastTelen byl, kdyz
mel zatcen byti bratrske lozi
pr tanci vtfraje Sc nekolika
zenam.
Adams zatceny policistou,
zbaven byl dvou revolverd.
Kdyz policista Grubbs bral mt
druhy, tasil tret1, skolil policis-
tn kull a zranil jineho. Konec
zivota jeho kul1 ucinil policista
Lengers.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Bavlnarske firmy ztratily We
dvou mesicich $4,667.578.

Vladn1 komise uveTejnivsf
prvn1 cast vysetfovanf pracov-
mich naklad6, vydelk1 a vkla-
dd v bavlnafske industrii, uve-
ola, re 765 spolecnostf ozna-
mily ztratu $4,667.578 "a diva
mesfce pfedchazejfc1 stavku
ku konci zaTf.
V podnicfch svych spolecno-
sti mali vlozeno $1,O79, 9O7.-
019.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Odnesli pokladnu 800 liber
tezkou a prazdnou.

Frank Horton v Chicago
skorem sesmutnel v pondell,
kdyz Sc zamyslil mad tim, jak
asi zlodeji Sc nadreli v odnese-
MIN pokladny, 800 liber tezke
a Ike vsemu prazdne z podniku
jeho. Zlodeji pTi tom nechali
nepovs1mnuty cash register, 3
stopy cd pokladny postaveny,
v nemz bylo ma sto dolarG.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Pokrok.

"Well a jak pokracujete v
klanen1 Sc bankerove dceri".
tazal Sc Mike Jacka.
Jack Sc spokojene usmal a
fekl: "Dosti dobre. Vse Sc po-
Gina lepsiti."
"Skutecne?" S nedGverou IA
zal Sc Mike. "Pocfna Sc ma vas
-usmfvati?"
mo to zrovna me-" odpove-
del Jack: Gale posledne rekla
mi: me! Naposled!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Pine zapalu Pile, varujte Sc
zacpy!

Zdravotn1 komisaf mesta
New Yorku vydal vaznou W.
strahu: Obdobf zapald Pile je
zde! Proto je ma case uzfvati
TRINEROVO HORKE VINO
Zacpou st1zene telo nema silly
k odporu, propada snadno ma
stuzen1 a 1tokIm choroboplod-
nych zarodkd. Proto je tTeba
vystrlhati Sc zacpy, a Trinero-
vo Hofke Vino je nejspolehli-
vejsf lex k vyhnutf Sc anebo
odstranenf zacpy. Mnoho l6-
kari je doporucuje. We vsech
lekarnach. Jos. Triner Corp,
1888 S. Ashland Ave-, Chica-
go, Ill. advt.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Pravn1k ~zavrazden.

' Pittsburg, Kansas, Louis
Zickgraf, 51lety praynfk a vo-
jensky veteran, byl nalezen We
SVEN obydl1 Sc strelnou ranou
v srdci. Policie prav1, re byl
zavrazden. V obydl1 nebylo
zadne stopy pc zapasu. lick
graf byl clenem vyslouzilc6 re
spanelsk6 valky a clenem A
merick6 Legie. Byl zenat ety.
Tikrat. Cd posledni manzelky
byl rozveden.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Odpovsd.

Diva cestuj1c1 prijeli do no
telu a dali 81 ukazati pokoj jim
nabfdnuty. Pokoj byl notne
zatemely.
"Kolik," zvolala jeden, "sto
il tento prasec1 chl1vek?"
Mattel bez valiant odpove-
del: "Pro jedno prase diva do
larry, pro dive prasata tTi dola-
ry denne."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Stat Idaho a kralici.

T. B. Murray, feditel statnf
biologicke sluzby v Idahu, pri-
pravuje Sc pobfti 100000
kral1kG, odhaduje, re rocne "a
$500, 900 az $1,OOO,O 900 dobre
p1ce, ktera by jinak mohla "a
staff pro hospodarske zvfre-
ctvo ma farmach jimi zniceno.
Dvacet muzG stavf ohrady
do nichz budou kralfci nahna-
nj, jakmile Sc dostavf vetsf III
ma a tam proste pobfjeni.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Tri obsti oslavy Noveho Roku
v New Yorku.

New York slavil Novy Rok
snad nejv1ce behem historic
.sve. Oslavy mely mnohe skon-
cent sve ma policejnfch stani-
cleh, nemocnic1ch atd. TTi smr-
IT,, dive zavinene automobilovy-
mi srazkami a jedna padem,
prlcteny byly Ia nasledek roz-
pustileho vesel1 a opilstvf.
Ambulance volany byly ku
$40 nehodam mimo srazek au-
tomobilu. V Manhattan a V
Bronx bylo 20 acknowledged
nehod, V nichz zraneno bylo
78 osob. Pozarnf stanice vo-
lany byly 45krat ku pozardm,
Jez yubec neexistovaly.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Nezamestnany Sc prejedl a
zemrel

V st. Louis George Toomey
nezam6stnany, malokdy Sc mo
hi poTadn6 naj1sti. o Vano-
cfch nynf snedl tri ob6dy do
brocinne akce a pax jeste ctvr-
ty obed V prfbytku sveho prf-
tele. Pc ctvrtem ob6de musil
byti dopraven do nemocnice,
kde zemTel. LekaTi pravf, re
z prejezenf neho vzniklo O.
chrnutf srdce.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04

Ralph Waldo Emerson p1se:
"Kdyz Mrs. Thoreau, ozdobe-
ma rudymi tuzkami jednoho
dine navstfvila Mary Moody E.
merson (tetu ~pisatelky), Miss
Emer ON zavTela oci a mluvila
Sc zavTenym zrakem nejakou
chvilku. Pomalu fekla:
Mrs. Thoreau, nev1m zdali
pozorujete, Re mann oci zavTe-
ne"
"Ano, Madam, povsfmla jsem
81 toho."
"Vedela byste rada proc?"
"Ano, rada bych vedela."
"Nemam rada videti osobu
vaseho veku oblecenou tax ne
slusne," %vysvetlila Emerson.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
He'd do budoucnosti.

Boss: "Nemohu Sc dosti Wy
nadiviti. Nevis co udelaj1 klu-
kim, kteT1 lzou?"
Hoch v 1Tadovne: 80 vim,
pane! Kdyz vyrostou, udela-
il je prodavaci."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-01-04
Jak to udelat.

Foreman ku cernochu lez1cl-
mu ma zemi: "He, tady isl! Ne
rekl isl mne, re nejsi nikdy u
naven?"
Cernoch: "Pravda, boss! A
lie ia vzdy odpoc1vam neil
jSem unaven."