davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Slept pasazeri.

Do nadraz1 Bohum1n-P etro-
vice vjel mezinarodn1 rychllk
Pfijel z Polska. Mezitfm, &C
byla vymenovana lokomotiva q
celni straznfci S cetn1ky kona-
Ii obvyklou poch1zku vagony
druha cetnicka hl1dka prohl1-
zela podvozky vagonG. Stale
Sc jiz, re nektery polsky pf1-
slusn1k volil tento zp1sob &C.
stovan1 do Ceskoslovenska a
byl objeven az ma Wilsonove
nadraz1 Praze.
Pr teto prohlidce podvozku
zahledl cetnfk pod jedn1m va
gonem nejake provazy a I'll
still, re jsou tn pod vagonem k
sob6 privazani diva muzi. Kdyz
je dostali zpod vagonu, bylo
shledano, re jsou to mrzaci,
jeden nemel levou nohu, druhy
pax Ease pravou nohu. S mimi
byli pod vagonem jeste ctyfi
muzi. Oba iednonoz1 NELL po-
del t6la privazany take ctyri
berly.
sest techto pasaz6Td bylo ne
RADIO, kdyz musili vylezt a Jlt
ma cetnickou stanici Ike zjiste-
nj. A sli ku podivu dobre, i tt
diva, co Sc podpfrali o berle,
trebaze ujeli V teto posici pod
vagonem AGO kilometrG. Jeli
re Lvova. V obliceji byli vsich-
nj cell cern1. Byla to skupina
polskych zebrakG. Ctyfi zdra-
vi, diva jednonozf. Jeden pfl-
sci O nohu We svetove valce,
druhy pred lety v Bukuresti,
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10

Ceskoslovensky mistr rakety
Menzl, jenz mnohokrate obha-
joval narodnf barry v boji O
Davis cup a jehoz pTi zajezdu
do Ameriky dGsledne nazyvaly
americke zurnaly "gentlema-
mem z Ceskoslovenska'', zpGso-
bill obrovskou sensaci v mezi-
narodn1m tenisovem turnaji cd
chodem V courtu v Italii. Acko-
liv vyhraval mad italskym opo-
nentem Giovanni Palmierim,
byl pokrikovanfm publika tax
vyprovokan, re je okTikl slovy:
"Drzte Hubby, Wy blazni a ode
Sci.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
ctyri uhoreIi v umeIcove dome

Ctyfi osoby uhofely, kdyz v
utery ctyrposchodova budova
umelce, Johna Lavalle, zachva
cena byla pozarem v Bostonu.
V pozaru sedm jinych osob po-
raneno bylo. Mezi poraneny-
mi je haste, ktery zlamal 81 no
hui. z uhorelych jednou byla
zmrzacena 70leta matka umel-
cova, sestra vdovy Pc zemre-
lem governeru statu Massachu-
setts a 14leta dcera umelcova.
Dale uhorely: 24leta Mary Do
Ian a 25leta Kathleen Costello.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Ukradli obleky.


Diva cernosi chyceni byli po-
licisty pri okradanf domu We
1900 blocku w. Franklin uli-
ce. z nehoz ukradli obleky v
Gene 1922. Chyceni byli Tho
mas Brooks a Joseph Fitzge-
raid.
Diva sedmnact rokG start
mladfci, Lawrence Reinhardt a
Clayton Willard drzani jsou
pro porotn1 soud ma obzalobu,
Re spachali pet kradezi. Eat
ceni byli v sobotu kdyz Sc do
stall do obchodu, {. 5000 Phi
ladelphia road.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
z Tonicky Tonik.

V jedne malebne polozene
osade ma Zamberecku Sc, pred
80 lety narodila chudemu dom
kari holcicka. Holcicka? Stast-
ny tat1k okukoval novorozene
Sc vsech stran a nejak Sc mu
malicke mrne necht6lo l1bit.
Cval1k to byl, vsechna cest a
chvala. Jenze pochybovacny
otec ciperneho batolete chtel
mlti vsechno, tax r1kaj1c, ma
beton. Zavolal 81 babicku a
ponevadz tehdy porodn1 bahia,
dnes porodnf asistentka, mela
posledn1 slovo, mavla rukou a
Tekla: "Nu, to Sc casem spra-
vi ...." Holcicku pokritili
krasnym jmenem Antonio. TAX
rostla, chodila do skoly, pro-
hanela Sc v detskych suken-
kach pc stranfch a pc pol1ch,
ale kdo mohla, tam Sc chapalo
hranate a slime d6vce muz-
skych prac1. Leta plynula,
Tonicka rostla, ale soucasne
ztracela rok "a rokem ma div
elm p6vabu. Nejhors1 bylo,
kdyz madeline neveste pocalo
vyrazet ma brad6 chmyrf a pod
nosem Sc objevoval chlapecky
kn1rek. casio bleskla Tonici-
nym mozkem myslenka, co je
vlastne "a divine devce. Media
10 Sc vsak mic delat. Pokftena
byla, zenou byla take a proto
Sc Sc sym osudem sm1fila. u
plynulo 20 let jej1ho d1vcfho
zivota. Lasky nepoznala, S
chlapci Sc nepratelila, avsak O
SVEN podivnem postavenf pr1-
lis neuvazovala. Dostavilo sc
ovsem neco hors1ho. Bolesti,
nejen re neustavaly, ale rok Ia
rokem Sc stupnovaly. Statna
Tonicka mela letos nahodou
cestu Ike sve znam6 ma Moravu
a jakmile byly ODE zeny pohro-
made. Tonicka 81 postezovala
ma svGj osud. Kamaradka j
poradila, ably Sc nebala a zasla
k lekaTGm do olomoucke ne
mocnice. Hned pc prvn1 pro-
hlidce Sc lekaTi rozhodli pro-
vesti ma Tonicce operaci. Co
bylo dale? LekaTi opravili
Tonicku tax dokonale, re z ne
mocnice vychazel w statny,
zdravy a normalne vyvinuty
chasn1k - Ton1k. Poole le-
kafskeho nalezu je schopna
zaloziti 81 nejen vlastnl rodin-
ny krb, ale - bude-li cht1ti -
i zdrave potomstvo. NetTeba
pTipomfnati, re Tonicka-Ton1k
je s pTemenou velmi spokojen.
Hlouba mu jen mozkem, jak
dopadne jake tficatnfk u obvo-
du, kan Sc nynf must chtej
nechtej dostavit. To Sc rozu-
mi, re s pfemenou zeny ma mu-
re Dude m1ti starost take pan
zaznamem v matrice, u
vojenstf panove a vsech-
no ostatnl, CO sc kolem kazde-
no z mas v zivote toc1. Pf1pad
vzbudil v Siren kraji ovSem
rozruch, We vedeckem svete ne
nj vsak takova udalost zadnou
novinkou.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Pomatenec hroziI Lindberghov

Phillip Martin, 46lety hlfdac
nemeckeho pdvodu, byl zatcen
v Paterson, N. j., ma obvinenf,
re postal Lindberghovi dive PISA
nj hrozfcf mu zabitfm. Jedna
Sc asi O pOmatence.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10

V Los Angeles 16lety William
Harris stfelil v 1tery svoji 81
rokd starou babicku, Virginii
Johnson a pax sebe usmrtil.
Tezce zranena udala, re "ho-
cha nebylo mono casem ovla-
dati:" Zufiti pocal v 1tery,
kdyz nesmel pc skole hrati ma
hrfsti.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
POpraVen.

We Wilkers Barre, Pa, Ro-
bert A. Edwards, 22lety vrah
sve milenky, Freely McKetch-
ME, ktere Sc chtel zbaviti pro-
toze S MIN mela m1ti dite, byl v
nedeli o pGlnoci popraven.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
MaIy OznamOvatel.
LPWANTED-FOR sALE-ETC

PRODA Sc moderne zaT1ze-
ny grocernf a Teznicky dobfe
jdoucf obchod sc vs1m zaT1ze-
MIN. Pr1cina prodeje jest ne
rnoc. Rychl6mu kupci Ia cenu
levnou. K doptanf tamtez V {.
1900 barley Avenue bl1ze Har-
ford Road.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10

Prizivovatel je pry clov6k,
ktery chce ably vlada mu plati-
la gasol1n do jeho automobile,
ably V tonic mohl 81 dojfzdeti
kolektovati pen1ze davane mu
ma podporu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Spisovatelka lidovych romanG
zemFela.

We SVEN byte V Praze zem-
Tela ceska spisovatelka Ludmi-
la Observation-Disclosures Ze-
snula narodila Sc "a. kvetna
1859 v NetvoTiclch u Benesova.
Psala vetsinou povfdky venkov
ske, mravokarne a humoristic-
Ike. Take hojne versfk1 vyslo
z jejfho pera, zejmena pro
mladez.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Italove sesiluji armada
" Africe.

Italie chysta poslati dals1
vojsko do severn1 Afriky ku
Ethiopii, kde napjaty pom6r
proti nj panuje. Novymi posi-
lami italska armada sesilena
tam Dude ma 100000 muzznG.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Costa ku bohatstvi.

Ustanoveno jest: Bohaty jest
ten. co We SVEN mlad1 uSetTil
cast svych vydelkG. Chudy jest
ten, ktery We SVEN mlad1 vydal
vydelky sve, ably udelal boha-
teho bohatym.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
OspaIv zIodsi.

V Sommerville, N. j., zlodej,
usnul pfi praci. Byl chycen
kdyz lezel spiel ma podlaze po-
koje = S pistol, kloboukem a
pytlem plnym nakradenych We
CT.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Jeden zastFelen, druhy drzan

Jeu0n XdSIFCIeII, uIIy GA AoIK'
Clar Stamp, "a roxy starry
mattel gasol1nove STANCE, dr.
Fan jest We vezenf v Centreville
Md, We spojen1 Sc zastFelen1m
Gilberta Williams, byvaleho
chovance Marylandske polep-
SONNY.
Serif Everett udal We stredu,
re Stamp zatcen byl v Church
Hill V 1tery v noel, kdyz neko-
lik hodin pred tim srazil Sc S
Williamson, ktery die jeho w.
roku "chtel jej uderiti lavic1."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Popalen pTi litl petroleje do
ohnS.

Stanley Massey z Ellicott CT
ty tezce popalen byl, kdyz lii
petrolej ma hor1c1 dr1v1 We Wy
tapec1ch kamnech. Popaleny
je As rOkG star.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Velika novina.

Americke listy ma predn1ch
strankach uvad1 velikanskou
novinu, re manzelka byvaleho
presidenta, Calvina Coolidge,
dala 81 ostr1hati vlasy.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Vynikajici program pripraven
pro pristi stredu.

Pro pr1st1 stFedu Mr.. Ed Con
tos poTadatel kT1zkovych "a
past v Carlins Park pripravuje
vynikajfcf program ma kteremz
pod1l brati budou vynikajfci
zaapsnfci.
Minulou stTedu v hlavnim "a
pase George Zaharias porazil
Stanley Pinto v Is minutach.
Konec nastal kdyz Pinto, KITE
ry mel sveho soupeTe v nemi-
lych situac1ch pc celou dobu
zapasen1, podlehl kdyz Zaha-
rias Sc prot nemu rozbehl a
kopl jej do zaludku a Pinto
dopadl ma z1nku, pax no popa-
oil a vyhodil no z areny ma po-
dlahu kde Pinto zGstal lezeti.
Zaharias prohlasen byl soud-
Gem v1tezem. Toto prohlaSeni
soudcovo a jednanf Zahariase
tax rozcflilo pTftomne re Sc mr.
null ma Zaharias a nebyti O.
chrany policie jiste by byl Spa
the pochodil.
Rube Wright porazil Floyd
Marshall V 20 minutach.
Zapas mezi Alphonse Bisig-
nano a DR.. Harry Fields pc 80
minutovem kT1zkovani prohla-
sen byl Ia nerozhodnuty.
George Lehman porazil Wal
ter Underhilla V 10 minutach.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Poslanec DIR. Nosek zemfel.

V Karl1n6 zemTel pc dlouhe
nemoci We veku 40 let vynikaj1-
CT pfedak ceskoslovenske stra-
ny lidove, poslanec DIR. Franti-
SEX Jan Nep. Nosek. Byl diva
KRAFT ministrem v druhem kabi-
netu Svehlove cd 9. prosince
1925 do II. bTezna 1926 mini
strem vnitra a We tTetim kabi-
netu Svehlove Cd 12.T1jna 1926
do kOnce roku 1929 ministrem
post a telegraph.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Phi zachranovani klobouku
popalen.

Pr snaze zachraniti klobouk,
ktery cistil ma stroll v dime sve
ma E. Baltimore ulici, popalen
byl V utery William Kostopou-
los.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Pokladna stavitelskeho spolku
okradena.

o sto dolar6 okradena byla
pokladna Northeastern Perma-
nent Building spolku, {. 1909
N. Central avenue.
Zlodej do 1radovny dostal
Sc pomoci faleSneho kl1ce.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10

OD~A n0SIGSTI
John Coogan, otec znameho
>byvaleho kinoherce hocha JAG
kie Coogana, detsky herec Jul
Nor Durkin a Robert Horner 2
Los Angeles byli zabiti "a au-
tomobiloveho nestestf asi IS
mil ma vychod Cd San Diega.
Jackie byl zranen jen nepatr-
ne. DIE jeho vypovedi bylo au-
to Jeho otce nuceno uhnouti il
MENU nezjistenemu dosud stro-
j a vJelo ma skalu. Coogan st.
a Durkin byli usmrceni ma mi
ste: Homer zemrel pozdeji.
Coogan, otec dvou SYM INA
mych We filmovem svete Jackie
Roberta, byl drive znamym
vaudevilln1m tanecnikem a zpe
vakem a hraval Sc znamou ar
tlstkou Annou Kellermanovou
a Jeho starsf syn Robert pozde-
il Kellermanovou imitoval. V
tie dobe byl Jackie star 4 roxy.
kdyz byl objeven Chaplinem S
kterym hral tax znamenite ma
leho ulicnfka We filmu "The
Kid a ~zast1nil hereckou slavu
starslho bratra. Otec jejich "a
necha! divadla a byl manage
rem obou "slavnych synG."
Spolecnost jela z HOLLYWOOD
ma Cooganovu farmu v Pine
Valley.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10

Jasny maj, jenz jinym kvety
dial,
a slunce pro jin6 svGj dsmev
melo,
nam nejdrazsf, co bylo, wal
a stestf dust nas1ch zatemelo.
Budiz nam vSem tou dtechou
re zas pc kratkem case,
tam ma vecnosti jednou,
Sc sejdeme vsichni Ease.
K ucten1 pamatky venuj1:
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10

JOSEF KAPRALEK, syn, JOSEFA CESKA, dcera
KAREL CESKA, yet a vSechny vnoucata.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
OMINKA.

Nevyslovne bolestnou vzpo-
mfnku prinas1 nam den IL.
kvetna, neb jest tomu 13 rokG
CO z vile Nejvyssfho odvolana
byla z tohoto sveta nase pre-
matka a babicka
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1935-05-10
Anna KapralkOva

a nyn1 klidne dTima ma hrbito.
We nejsvetejs1ho Vykupitele.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10
ATTORNEY SAYS SCHOOLS
NEED $25,OOO,O 900 ANNUALLY

That the state of North Carolina
should provide an appropriation of
not less than 100000 annually for
the support of it's educational system,
including the eight-month school
term, adequate salaries for teachers
and for maintenance and physical
improvements of the schools, was the
assertion of Gale K. Burgess, Raleigh
attorney, in an address before the
Schoolmasters club.
Although North Carolina has
many accomplishments and records
of which she may be proud, I doubt
if any intelligent and patriotic North
Carolinian is proud of the fact that
there are only four states in the
American union that has higher
percentage of illiteracy than North
Carolina" the speaker pointed out.
He then cited figures showing that
North Carolina ranks 18th in the
union on basis Of school property
per pupil, and AID on basis Of aver
age teacher salary.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT WILL
BE 50 YEARS OLD JANUARY 80

Physicians who have made
thorough examination Of President
Franklin D. Roosevelt, report that he
is in better physical condition than
at any time since he entered the
White House March 4, 1888 and is
ready to battle against Congress
that convened this week This is the
report given by DR.. Ross McIntire,
naval physician, who has been in con-
slant attendance on the President
since he took the oath of office.
When Roosevelt went into the
White House he announced with a
flare of trumpets and a ringing Of
bells that there would not henceforth
be White House physician as had
been in the past but he was merely
talking through his hat and it de-
velops that a naval physician has
been detailed there all the time.
Almost daily swiins in the White
House pool, frequent vacations and
planned routine have kept the Presi-
dent fit, DR.. McIntire said.
II don't suppose there is any man
in the country who follows a routine
more closely than does Mr.. Roose-
velt," he added. "Only very special
occasions interrupt his schedule.
eve don't have to worry much
about him. About twice year we
check him over. No, we don't worry
much because he is so good about
coming to us when he feeling little
off.
"The cruise he took this year and
his excursions to Hyde Park and to
Warm Springs have been a grand
thing. They serve to change his occu-
patton entirely, get him away from
the constant grind and out into the
open. They have had great deal to
do with his present excellent condi-
ton"
The day of the President, who will
be So Jan. 80, usually runs like this:
Up at $3.50 and breakfast in bed;
goes to the executive Offices about
1920 where he remains until between
$3.50 and 6, swims and exercises for
about an hour and quarter; rests
until dinner at 7:45;r retires between
1890 and II.
After retiring to his quarters he
finishes up odds and ends left from
the day. If there is time, the stamp
album is taken out. Stamps are his
hobby.
Mr.. Roosevelt weighs in the 1905.
His weight, DIR. McIntire said, does
not vary more than four pounds a
year.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10

were here,
And who, though absent, are just as
dear.
What would we give to clasp their
hands,
Their happy faces see,
To hear their voices and see their
smiles
That meant so much to us.
The rolling stream Of life rolls on,
But still the vacant chairs
Recalls the love, the voices, the
smiles,
Of the ones who once sat there.
Nothing can ever take away
The love a heart holds dear;
Fond memories hnger every day,
Remembrance keeps them near.
We do not forget you, nor do we
intend
For we think of you often and will
until the end.
Gone and forgotten by some you may
be,
But dear to us your memory will
ever be.
More and more each day we miss
them;
Friends may think the wound is
healed,
But they little know the sorrow
That lies within our hearts concealed.
Deep in our hearts they are fondly
remembered,
Sweet, happy memories cling round
their names;
True hearts that loved with deepest
affection
Will love on until death takes as past
recollection.
MABEL AND BILL
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10
Luther Monroe Trivett

Luther Monroe Trivett, son Of w.
G. and Josie Trivett, was born Feb.
Is, 1912, and died Dec. IA, 1884, at
the age of twenty-five years, nine
months, and 20 days. He was married
to Miss Ruby Hash, Nov. 10, 1882.
He professed faith in Christ at an
early age and joined the Laurel Knob
Baptist Church. Later he moved his
membership to Bald Mountain where
he remained a member until death.
In August 1888, he renewed his
covenant with Christ in a revival at
Oak Grove Church, near Bel Air, Md.
He told his wife few hours before
his going tat he was ready to go
and that t 'e Lord would see him
through. Ii.ther was good husband,
good and kind to everybody, and
made many friends where ever he
went.
He leaves wife, father and moth
er, four brothers and three sisters, a
number Of relatives and host of
-frien6s to mourn his going, but we
feel & e that our loss is his eternal
gain, I'D that he is now at rest with
Jesus m the Home above.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10
UNITED STATES PAID VETS
OF ALL WARS 1894 ,022 ,O5o.OO
DURING YEAR, ROLL SHOWS

Washington, Jan. While bonus
forces drew up their lines on Capitol
hill last week, the veterans admin
istration disclosed it was studying
ways of smoothing the operation of
the existing veterans aid laws.
Gen. Frank 7. Hines, administra-
tor, in his annual report, said it was
the objective Of the administration
to Establish as far as practicable
uniformity in the granting of vet
Grams relief"
The administrators recommends
tons will go to President Roosevelt
and Congress. Hines disclosed that,
in fact, one already had been trans
mitted, calling for reduction by so
per cent the pension of emergency
officers retirement pay to persons
who live outside of United States
territory. Such reduction was omit
ted from the executive order restor-
ing certain benefits on account of SER
vice since the war with Spain, Hines
said.
Hines reported the administration
spent $594, O22, 058 for all disburse-
ments during the fiscal year ended
June 80, 1884.
World war veterans received $149,-
23O,401, a decrease of $40, 79O, 044
below the 1888 figure. The money
went to S22,216 war service connected
cases; 29,903 non-service connected
cases and $1,000 veterans on account
of their 56,34O wives, III, 313 children
and SLOT parents.
Survivors of 1929 world war vet
Grams who died in the war or as a
result Of service received $32, 785, 871,
$2,800,504 less than compensation
given on these accounts in 1888.
Other payments were: Spanish war
veterans, 1921 men, $47,933 ,272;
civil war, 18,455 veterans, $2O,O51, ;
397; Indian wars and peacetime SER
vices, 34,S54 men, $9,4O1 ,6O2; sur
vivors soldiers and sailors ware of
1872, seven, 1922; widows Mexican
war veterans 351, $198,558.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10
WAS BEST LIE IN 5000
-"Whoa!"

Chicago.-"Whoaw
That word, uttered in the nick of
time, saved his life, said Verne l..
Osborn, of Centralia, WASH, which
makes him the new worlds champion
liar.
Osborn's ascendency to the title
was announced recently by Otis C.
Hulet, president of the Burlington,
Wis, Liars club, which makes con-
siderable ado about such things.
The winning lie was chosen from
more thar 5000 submitted from per-
sons all over the world, if you believe
Mr.. Hulet.
Anyway, here's the yarn the judges
liked best:
Il was hunting one day with a
mule that ! had trained especially for
trailing jackrabbits. The chase led to
thousand foot precipice. The rabbit
was going so fast it plunged over the
brink.
my mule was so well trained that
without stopping to reckon the conse-
quence he followed right after it,
with me aboard. I was nonplussed,
for the nonce, but when we were
within 10 feet of the bottom I re-
covered my wits.
"Whoa, there!" I shouted.
"The mule was SO darned well
trained he stopped dead in his tracts.
I get off and dropped gently the
remaining few feet"
Lie connoisseurs thought back
fondly to the tale which won first
place last year for a Pennsylvania.
He told Of grandfather's clock SO
old that the shadow of the pendulum
we're hole in the back Of the clock.
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OBITUARIES
Mrs. Lodemia Brewer Hartsoe

Mrs. Lodemia Brewer HartsOe
Mrs. Lodemia Brewer Hartsoe was
born August 10, 1854. She quietly
passed to her reward on September
"a. 1884, making her stay on earth
80 years, / month, and 6 days.
She had been in declining health
for several years with a number OF
complicated diseases so her going
was not unexpected to her relatives
and friends. She was very patient
sufferer and fully resigned to Gods
will, evidencing that strong faith that
ever characterized her life.
In early life, she was converted and
Joined the. Methodist church where
she lived a consistent member until
death.
She was married to John F. Hart
soc on Nov. q, 1872, and to this
union were born five children, all of
whom, with their father, have pre-
coded her in death.
Sister Demia is survived by one
son-in-law, A. M. Ashley, of Clifton,
N. c., and two grandchildren, Watson
F. Hartsoe, and Mrs. Lille Sykes, of
Bluefeld, w. Va.
y A bright, happy, useful life has
been transplated from this to more
beautiful world. We know not why,
we dare not ask, but some day we
will understand.
Funeral services were conducted by
Reverends Calvin Sexton, Hobson
Houck, and Elder Dewey Rotten. In
torment was made in the Hartsoe
cemetery.
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DID A JOB-One man who did a
big job in North Carolina during the
past two years and who is still hard
at work but gets little credit for it is
Dean I. O. Schaub, of State College,
and who heads the Extension Service
in this State. Dean Schaub handled
the machinery for the AAA tobacco
program, the cotton program, the
corn-hog program and the other fed
eral agricultural plans that have
meant millions and millions Of dollars
to this State. Dean Scaub isn't think
ing of running for public office but
if he did, undoubtedly he would get a
big farm vote from the boys who
have dollars where last year they
possessed only pennies.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10

One Of our greatest American cleo
trical corporations whose manage
ment is pointed to as controls
plants in Japan that make electric
light bulbs which are sold at cut
prices in this country-thus democrat
izin our own market.
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ATToRNEY GENERAL a Forces

ATTORNEY GENERAL - Forces
that would like to dethrone Attorney
General Dennis G. Brummitt are busy
hunting for tripple-threat to run
against the Granville man if he seeks
reelection. That is just what he is
expected to do unless he decides to
run for Governor or listen to those
who would send him cunning for
Senator Bailey. Some Of the friends
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1935-01-10

HOME LOANS = Representative
Frank Hancock, Of the Fifth North
Carolina District, is going to bat in
Congress for more money to be loan
ed Tar Heel home-owners in distress
through the Home Owners Loan Cor
poration. Mr.. Hancock and Senator
Robert R. Reynolds got all hot and
bothered about the way the Hole
was being administered and secured
a change of managers. Now the mon
ey has about run out and little bene-
fit will come to Tar Heels unless
more iron men of the realm can be
enlisted in the aid of delinquent
mortgages.