, 1935-10-21

as the car meeting you will not
have time TO take the ditch. or II
be does ne win probably turn his
car over and kill himself and pas
sengers. And while this Is not
nearly 50 much fun as hitting him
headon, IL is better than nothing.
Also, when behind another car,
II the driver signals that he Is go
ing TO make a left turn, step on
II and pass him. This does not
always work, though, as he gen.
orally turns to the right. But
enough drivers know the proper
signals so that you Will get che
quite often. Anyhow. IL In worth
the effort. III you are driving a
truck the resulting smash viii be
even more satisfactory and you
are likely 20 kiln more people. be-
cause Of the greater weight Of the
truck.
Second. never pay any atten-
ton TO stop signs and signals.
They are just for decoration pur-
poses and mean nothing In your
young life. Always drive out Of q
side road onto a street or high
way without stopping or looking
either way. This usually works
fine. as most Of the traffic coming
couldn't stop in a city block IL
they had TO. even II they saw you.
and they are generally too busy
necking or something 10 see any
thing. But IN they do zee you
they will be pretty sure to turn
over a couple OF times II they try
to avoid hitting you, 50 the results
are about as good. anyway. Cross
ing railroad and street car tracks
without stopping or looking Is also
highly recommended. as trains
can't stop N they wanted TO. No
tice the example set by the presi-
dents two sons the other day.
Their failure TO knock the train off
the track or kill themselves was
no fault Of theirs. as they tried
hard enough 10 accomplish their
highly commendable object.
And always pass school buses
and other vehicles that are dis
charging passengers at n high
rate OF speed. This is one Of the
very best ways TO get results. This
rule also applies TO cars parked
beside the road and other like OBJ
jects from behind which some vic
tim IA likely to step out Just An
time 10 get knocked into the mid
die Of next week. II is a real
pleasure 10 see such a one sail
through the air and light over In
Farmer Browns pasture.
Crowd che Road
Third. always drive nc least n
foot over the center line, especial
" at night, and be sure that your
headlights will blind q man az a
mile, nc least. And II you have
only one headlight your chances
are still better, because the traffic
meeting you can't tell which one
Is burning. 50 has no idea where
your a Is, as the glaring lights
behind you will have him blinded.
II you are driving a truck, 80
much the better. as they are
usually enough wider than a a
TO block the road much more ef-
f~ectively. And always, either day
or night, back out Of a blind al
ley or garage at n high rate OF
speed. and without looking around.
This practice usually brings re-
suits. Take curves on two wheels.
This shows how smart you IN and
gives your passengers n thrAl, even
II v 4 don't upset. which you
usually do. And pay no attention
10 traffic cops. They have 10
make a living and II you get fined
you have something 10 brag to
your friends about and II k worth
the money.
There are several minor rules
similar to the above which viii
bring good results. but space for
bids their mention here. Should
any enterprising driver desire. 4
VIII be glad 20 give them 10 him.
But II the above fundamental
rules are faithfully observed I viii
guarantee that results win be all
that could be reasonably expected,
and very gratifying.
10 H with Othersg
Remember that no one but your
self has any rights whatsoever on
the roads, nor any right to live.
for that matter. Your new car
win make 90 miles per hour and
A A IN "a Nnu "a nef AZ least that