The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1935-05-30

with It's FelHllNlt4tS. /
qnantlims, electrons |
and lght-years, would be one CHASTITY
joke.
Learned Professor Einsteln, with the
also learned Professors h. pndnsky
and Y. tospn. all of Princeton lnsti-
rute for Advanced Study, makes deep
announcement that will Interest those
that can understand 1t.
This Is It, condensed
"a scientific theory can be devised
which will completely describe reality
If seems the present scientific the
orv. supposed Ia give description OF
| physical reality by the .auanfum-mf
| chanlcal' method. does not work out
sat sfactorily. and you are sorry you
| learned 1t.
II Is pleasant To see scientists on the
| shore OF the ocean of knowledge, play.
| Ing with one or two little pebhles.
! Science Is far from any scientific the
orv that will completely describe re-
/ ality." for science cannot tell what
erealIty' Is
In a universe without limits Of time
or space. made IN Of particles Of cleo
trIcity variously grouped. In electrons
atoms and molecules. no man-micrahe
can hope completely to describe re-
| atty
Chancellor Hitler Of Germany con
ferret upon tl'e fighting German Gen
eral I.utlprdorff the title "heil marshal
general" highest rank In Germanv's
army. General Tndandorff, greatest.
after Won IIindenhnre. in the bic war.
declined with thanks. announced his
retirement to small hunting lodge
In the Bavarian mountains. II is sug
gested TINT Germany's most stln,
guIshed living general did not feel that
his glory could be Increased by chan
ce'lor Hitler. who was a corporal In
the army Of Austria.
Sermons In stones and snoth In
everything"
There must he a sermon In the Thl
cagn wnolpeckpr TINT every morning
woke his neehhorhood drumming on a
copper draInp'ne.
The copper resisted, but the wool.
pecker drummed on until a boy wth
singshot stopped him forever. What
/. Is the sermon?
7 Does 1t deal with modern efforts t.
e ignore the nature of man, stand ole
r supply and Demand" on his head an
i prove that sliper-Intelllgence can make
t the world over In ten minutes?
Professor Kemmerpr. financial ey
+ pert, of Princeton, worrying about In
i, fiation, too much money In circula
:. ton says the government Is spending
I. money twice as fast MS It comes In
a This. he says. Is done by pump ny tn
banks full Of artificial credit" Hav
Ing done TINT. the government borrow
If its own money from the banks an
e. pays them interest. which seems mild
IS ly amusing.
< President Roosevelt mav he RICH
- about professors. An eight-year-nl
girl missing In New York, all Tnllr
detectives, plus GO policemen, esp,
s. cally assigned. and troops Of Ro
IS Scouts searched the nelghborhoo
tie vainly for 81 hours.
Prof. Taylor I'utney. Jr., Of Ne
York university, said To the police
], Il saw boys and girls digging 4 cay
u I'm the sand late on the day Of I'll
H. girls disappearance. look there, an
IS. pointed. There at the foot of the col
crete wall the girl was found, a
parently smothered by sand that Ia
cayed IN There Is much In KNOWN
how to look for what you want
&C. find.
In New York city racketeers collie
S10.NOlNO Il year from poultry dea
ers, having. by way of persuasio
killed few OF them.
~ To discourage the racketeering. l.
ne lice Commissioner Valentine tells mt
nc chants 10 .'slug racketeers' at SIX
rel and offers to help them get revolye
for shooting.
N. An old poker player when
~ raised" used to say. "'The best W
eu 10 discourage vice Is to make II
es' penslve.'
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ID Very old Is the story Of the fish
which was found Il precious ring IL
the tyrant of Samos had dropped II
the sea. And new Is the story FRI
ng sydney about captured shark Il
1ey dsgorge1 the tattooed arm of III;
lro The man had been murdered. his bo
bill dsmembered the parts thrown II
all The sea. The shark swallowed one AZ
Yin returned II as evidence and the M
ind derer may hang. Invent someth
lro- more improbable than that.
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