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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1934-04-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Jennissen
and children, from Regal, and Mr..
and Mrs. Joe Jennissen and son,
Aloycius, went to Osakis Sunday
to see the baby boy born to Mr..
and Mrs. James Grundman.
Wesley Ceynar was a caller at
Quade Brothers Saturday after
noon.
The following pleasantly surpris-
ed Veronica Essler Sunday after
noon, it being her birthday ami
versary: Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Ess-
Ter. Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Essler and
daughter, Dorothy, Mr.. and Mrs.
Jake Essler and son, James, Irene
Stienhoff. Mr.. and Mrs. George Ess-
Ter, Ben Kieffmiere, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ferdinand Mayors and children,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hubert Rousslange,
son, Lawrence, daughters, Lorraine
and Irene, Mrs. Tillie Ritter, daugh-
tiers, Alice, Mildred and Rosina,
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Sexton and chill
dren and Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Nugent.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jones Ripka and
children. John Ripka, ST., Roman
Botz and Mable Oehrlein visited at
VIM. Gritzmacher's Thursday eve
ming.
The children of Getty Grove
school were vaccinated for dipth-
eria Friday afternoon.
Misses Lucine Wiener and Nora
Thostenson spent Tuesday evening
and were overnight guests at the
home of Mrs. Title Ritter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Drinker and Reva,
spent Sunday afternoon at VIM.
Gritzmacher's.
Math Selinski spent Sunday af-
ternoon with Susan and Arnold
Selinski.
Mrs. Hubert RoussIange, Mrs.
Frank ESSler. Mike Essler and
Mrs. Anna Mayors were st. Cloud
callers Saturday.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1934-04-12
sAUK CENTRE HERALD, Sank Centre, MINI.

Dorothy, at the aalverson home in
Sank Centre.
The Trierweiller family moved
last week to the farm formerly oc-
cupied by Fred Kleinsmith.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Smith called
at the Wesley Martin home Satur-
day.
Miss Veronica Finken visited
with her parents Sunday afternoon.
Chris Lentz called on Jesse
Martin and Charles Gordon Sunday.
Chris Lentz called on Walter
Farrow Sunday evening.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1934-04-12

Martin Wiener's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Hummer,
and Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Goodpaster
spent Sunday evening with Mr.. and
Mrs. Eddy Lietz.
Miss Nora Thotenon was a supper
guest of Lucine Wiener Thursday
evening.
Alice and Glen Ritter and Carl
Warner, were overnight guests at
the home Of Henry Quade on Fri
day.
Herman Wiener, who is under the
doctors care spent a few days at
home. He returned to st. Cloud
Monday.
H. 8. Wehlage, Of Metre Grove,
was a caller in this community Fri
day afternoon.
Joe Miller, Mrs. Peglow, sons,
Albert and Warren, Mr.. and Mrs.
Emil Ripka. sons, Clarence and
Donald, spent Sunday afternoon
and were supper guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Jonas Ripka.
Mr.. and Mrs. Math Jennissen and
children were dinner guests and
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
R. H. Foster, of Bell River. -,
Mrs. Hubert Rousslange called
on Mrs. Tillie Ritter Friday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Betow were
supper guests at the home of Henry
Below Sunday.
Martha Wiener visited with Mrs.
Joe Jennissen Friday afternoon.
Eluin Below is on the sick list at
present.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Hummer were
dinner guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Ray
Goodpaster Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Wiener
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Wiener and
children. Mr.. and Mrs. Albert BIZ
sallion~ and Alberta, spent Sunday
afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs. Emil
Wiener.
Mrs. Alvin Hummer spent We'd
nesday with Margaret McFarlane.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Gerding and
son, Leonard, of Greenwald, spent
Wednesday at Herman Wieners.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Jennissen and
son, Aloycius, and Math Selinski,
Mrs. Ritter and Alice, were callers
at the homes of Math and Henry
Jennissen, Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Jennissen
and Mr.. Klaphake, spent Sunday at
Henry Wiener's.
Ella Betow visited with Mrs.
Alvin Hummer Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Gritzmacher
and Alvin, spent Friday evening at
Alex Botz's.
Mrs. Hubert Rousslange, Mrs.
Tillie Ritter and Alice, called on
Mrs. Joe Jennjssen Friday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. "A. E. Rogers and
family and Cyril Ehre sman visited
at Anton Stierhoff's Sunday even
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Below
were st. Cloud callers Saturday.
Mrs. Tillie Ritter and Alice ac-
companied Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Jen-
nissen and son, Aloycius. and Math
Selinski to the Fred Vessel sale
Thursday.
Henry Betow visited at VIM.
Runners, Of Belgrade, Saturday
afternoon.
The Unity Hustlers 4-H Club
held it's annual meeting Friday
evening. It was very we'll attend
ed.
Sylvester Wiener and Glen Rit-
ter spent Sunday afternoon with
Aloycius and Anthony Rousslange.
Arnold and Roman Botz, Erwin
Ripka, Alvin Gritzmacher and
Mable Oehrlein, spent Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Oehrlein, of Sank
Rapids.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1934-04-12
Pleasant Valley

VIM. and Herbert Mackman and
Max Adrian visited at H. J. Adj
Rams Sunday afternoon.
Doris Christie visited with Gladys
Sorenson and the Billmeyer girh
Wednesday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Dickson and
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1934-04-12
District SO

The following pupils having a
perfect score on the health chart
are: Irene, Lorraine, Anthony
Aloycius and Lawrence Rouss-
LANCE, Katherine, Rose and Marie
Essler. Helen and Edward Rodgers
and Sylvester Wiener. We have
started our health chart.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1934-04-12
Getty Grove

Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Olson, of
Brooten spent Sunday afternoon at
The Washington times., 1934-05-14

You'd never believe that
string, the common kitch-
en- variety, could be used
so smartly! String fash
ions are all the rage.
STREET FLOOR-GLOVEs
The Washington times., 1934-05-14
See Lanny Ross

In his first picture, MELODY In Spring"
at the Earle Theater this week and BE
SURE TO SEE the fashion display Of
cottons in the rear of the theater-the
first time such showing has ever been
given in a Washington theater!
The Washington times., 1934-05-14

There is no girl in Washington who has to pay more
attention to her clothes than Miss Seber She is be-
fore the public all the time In choosing cotton for
her summer wardrobe she is following the lead of
the smartest women from New York to Hollywood
The Washington times., 1934-05-14

You are invited to see our
cotton collection linens,
seersuckers. ginghams and
piques, in our Second and
Third Floor Cotton Shops.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
APPRAISERS PLAN
CAPITAL MEETING
Real Estate Experts to
Convene Late in
September.

Arrangements are being completed
for the first national conference of
the American Institute of Real Estate
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01

convention, the first of professional
real estate appraisers ever to be called
In the United States. 1t is expected
to be three-day meeting with more
than 200 delegates.
Houghton said that neither the
date Of meeting nor the convention
hotel have been decided upon.
In addition to the full membership
meeting, conferences of great i'm
portance will be held by both the
Executive and Admission committees.
Important problems of appraisal in
connection with the large scale ap-
praisal work now going on through
Federal agencies in the housing and
mortgage fields will come before the
conference. 1t is understood that an
amendment to the institutes regula-
tions will be acted upon which would
broaden the scope of membership by
allowing entry of appraisers who are
not affiliated with local real estate
boards or the national association. At
the present time, membership in the
institute is very restricted.
Applicants for institute membership
are given carefully prepared and very
rigid examination. There are only
about 300 members of the group
throughout the country, eight of whom
are located in this city.
In addition to Mr.. Houghton, Capt.
tai realtors in the institute include:
Harold E. Doyle, Morton Luchs,
Joseph A. Herbert, jr.; Curtis Walker,
R. Marbury Stamp and F. Eliot
Middleton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
BANKERS WILL OPEN
SESSIONS TO PUBLIC
Any One May Attend Meetings
of Mortgage Association in
Chicago.

AS result of wide interest In
mortgage legislation and the general
situation affecting construction financ-
ing in all sections of the country, the
Twenty-first Annual Convention of
the Mortgage Bankers Association of
America in Chicago will be open to the
public, it was announced today by
George Patterson, secretary.
1T will be possible for any one
to attend the sessions of our conven-
ton at the Edgewater Beach Hotel
october 4 and for the usual member
registration fee," Mr.. Patterson said
I'VE will have some of the outstanding
authorities of the country as speak
ers on mortgages and allied subjects
and it is our desire that as many
people hear these talks as are in
terested.
Present plans call for six principal
speakers and 10 round-table discus
sions. Both farm and urban interests
will be covered not only by the speak
ers. but in the round-table discus
SionS.''
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
bookcases Aid Beauty.

Bookcases Aid Beauty.
Built-in bookcases lend attractive
ness to living room and provide
space for your newest books and crna-
ments. Book shelves dress up a
room and make it seem inviting and
friendly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
RENTAL SITUATION
IS DECLARED BEST
SINCE WAR TIMES
Veteran Real Estate Man
Predicts Boom in Con-
StruCtion.
FALLACY OF SHIFTING
POPULATION REVEALED
Departure of Govt. Stats Would
Make Room for Doubled-Up
Families.

The rental business for both houses
and apartments has been better in
Washington in the past year than in
any period since the vast number Of
World War workers converged on the
Capital, according to Harry K. Boss,
veteran real estate man. -
Not even during the so-called boom
years of the last decade, Boss said,
was there such q demand for rental
quarters as there has been since es-
Enlistment of the various bureaus
here for carrying out the New Deal.
He pointed to noticeable lack OF.
housing in the city at the present
time and predicted that it will in
crease with the arrival Of Fall and
Winter seasons. ii
Indications point to q marked re-
vival of home and apartment building
the business which has been practical
ly at standstill during the years Of
depression. Boss pictures a bright flu
ture for building construction in.
Washington, both in investment and
homes. -
A factor which has retarded new.
Continued on Page 4, Column ID
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
Home Ownership Is Advanced
As Cure for Most Worlds Ills

eff we could convert every one into
home owners most of the worlds ills
would speedily vanish" says John L.
Weaver. former president of the Ma
tional Association of Real Estate
Boards and dean of Washington real
tors. Certainly the divorce mills
would quickly be put out of business
by want of grist.
Nor is there magic in this home
ownership business. Common sense.
Husbands and wives again acquire
common interest in the common own
ership of property. The man gains an
opportunity to putter He is an i'll
corrigible putterer. 1t doesn't make a
particle of difference what he does
about the house so long as he finds
something to do. Trimming the hedge.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01

The neU home
of Mr.. and Mrs.
E. N. Willis at
5000 BeechWood
driue, Chevy
Chase, Nd,
is Sho1Dn dbOUe.
1t Uas
purchased from
C. F. Nicholson
& Son. Belo1U
is Sho10n q UieiD
of Walter H.
HoWeS' house,
113 Lucas lane,
Bethesda.
Built by
A.. T. NeDbold
the home t0aS
sold by
Cyrus KeiSer.
Star STAFF Photos.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
Realty Body to Meet.

A regular quarterly meeting of the
Board of Directors of the National
Association Of Real Estate Boards will
be held in Chicago the last week in
October. The board at that time is
expected to make very broad sur
vey Of the situation, and outlook for
reas estate in view of the very great
changes of the past months, and to
chart action under these conditions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01

repainting mended chair. His work
bench and paint pot are essentials to
his wife's peace of mind. Use Of them
helps the family digestion and keeps
the family temper on an even keel.
Moreover, intelligent puttering mate
rally helps out the household budget.
An hour at the work bench or with
the paint brush, in short, is good for
almost anything ailing you"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01

Appraisers here
late in Septem-
Der. The insti-
tute is an affiliate
of the National
Association o t
r e al E S t a t e
Boards.
Ar t ur C.
Houghton, presi-
d e n t of TIL e
Washington Real
Estate Board and
prominent in af-
fairs of the in
stitute since its
founding, is chief
of the local group
raloy,vriy,n fhi =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
BUILDING SOLD

Jelleff Realty Buys Structure at
1914 F Street.
Purchase of the building at 1914 F
street by the Jelleff Realty Co. was
announced today, marking one Of the
years most important exchanges of
business property.
The sale was made by the estate Of
Mrs. Mary T. Plaster. The building
is three-story structure, the first
floor formerly being occupied by a
women's furnishing firm. 1t has
frontage of % feet on F street and
a depth of 159 feet.
The transaction was made through
the real estate Office of Tyler g. Ruth
erford and H. Clifford Bangs, with
Attorney Michael M. Doyle represent
ing the Plaster estate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01

Above Is the
Dutch Colonial
type house at
6402 Ridgewood
Avenue, Chevy
Chase, Nd,
purchased by
Mr.. and Mrs.
John C.
Leonard. The
home has 7
rooms and 2
baths. J. Wesley
Buchanan,
reGltor, handled
the transaction
for the
Equitable Life
Insurance Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
Caves Served as Homes.

A reflection of prehistoric condi-
tons is found in the frequent men
ton of caves in the Bible. They were
'in the mind of the scripture people, !"
and were used as residences, fortresses,
temples, storehouses and tombs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
Check Metal Roofs.

If there is a metal roof on your
house or business place, check it for
rust spots before cold weather sets
in. A little attention now will save
trouble and expense later on.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-09-01
King Was Builder.

William the Conqueror authorized
the construction of no less than 40
strong castles in the British territory
he had won with his sword.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03
MINNEAPOLIS MEDICOS WHO PUT S25O,OOO
IN OIL ARE IN EMBARRASSING SITUATION

promoter pretty smooth promoter, tOonamed Marcus
rot into the good grace doctors Minneapolis and
puuaded $5OOO0 for the Marcus oil operations IN
Texas The et i'm the and others and raised
s250OO0 and Marcus back East Texas to drill hs
oil wells.
and started his crew work and then
took good for himself and Mrs Marcus with trip
around Whether he the doctors not
recorded any the doctors received that
dry holes had been drilled with their money
That their que to act
They prompy secured the Indictment of promoter Marcus
ground that sold stock in Minnesota without qualifying
securities Hearing of the Indictment Marcus re-
Minneapolis possible But before he could
get back drilling program had continued and successive
oil wells completed developing production running
into barrels per day The doctors Offered
100000 for their properties
Arrived in Minneapolis Marcus quickly in the tolls Of
the and the efsame doctors who furnished his bah
bond sought the indictment quashed Hennep1n
with the problem of convcng of charges
preferred today conducting the defense
OF Marcus-nanca benefactor and friend of doctors and
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03

He felt sure that 1t zO0S a great
oil field-0lthoagh he had no idea
that 1t is as great as it really u.s.
He felt, also, that he zVostEd rather
yt00e his money buried IN the
gYonnd-in the form of stored IN
deygyoM,sd oil than in stocks or
bonds or ez,en banks. So ne
plunged IN royalties.
We were formed that our friend made
a tremendous fortune, as did his brother.
We were interested In his methods, He
told ms he makes Il q practice TO buy
buy but not 20 sell his royalties. He
lets no element Of speculation enter into
his royalty business.
I'VE figure the value Of the recover
able oil and we are content 60 wait Tor it
TO develop, he said.
Most of MS figure ON buying and sell
ing, taking Q profit as We SO a1omg.
But for the man with plenty of money,
this other Ia tho successful method.
which WAS q second idea contributed
70 us during the past week which was one
Of the busiest in oar history.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03
IDEA NO. Il

Then I began figuring royalty
values and zO0tcbiNg their bGy-off.
/ began to realize one thing zUhsch
I don't think you haze made clear
enough. That is, that the purchase
of IGwdo0meys royalty is the pssv-
chase of oil IN underground StOY-
age. I think it zUoMld be muck
clearer to the Average SNg,stoy If
you zUere to point out to HIN that
he is actually buying OIL at fsOe
cents, ten cents on Is cents per bar
rel, to be dels5ved to him zVbenevey
the oil is taken from underground
storage.
II was not willing to buy royalty
untf / figured cut this feature, and I
came upon IL as followed yom methods
Of determining royalty values"
The member was nearly STRICKEN from
the membership because he did not be-
come q royalty owner. We try 20 keep
our membership cleared Of royalty pirates
who merely prey upon the industry, and
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03

This Fiat Coulee structure well ia to depth Of
1900 feet with 1914 inch casing bottom We find this
well approximately % feet lower structure than the first
discovery well drilled 1898 which is quarter mile from
present location With the present well production Is
found should be Of the Gusher Type for the that in
the discovery well located higher structure had oil in
five different sand horizons from 1850 TO 1900 feet and at
1900 feet gas discovered which reported TO be from
40 million with pressure Of 1910 pounds the
square inch and which caused casing trouble and the loss
Of the well With the present well logging So feet lower suC
turally, this gas pressure should give Gusher well
This wen is being drilled and financed through member
shns entitled TO subscribe for membership
Creditors and Stockholders Assignee Of the Sunburs Oh
Refining Co. now in Receiversp ANY Creditor Stock
holder subscribe any amount Of money that be feels like
and membership viii be issued TO him. in accordance with
Membership Application.
sunburst Oil Refining Co. stockholders and creditors
who wish TO participate this well should make their app
cation membership before the drill started up to
plete the well st least before the well completed
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03
"A NEW
WILDCAT

Oar immediate interest was in n roy
atty purchase ON the Demn-Nye skxuctmw@
In southern Montana where Continental
on company ~ now drilling. This
structure is orth and west of Dry Creek
field, Is much shall0weF, and Ia . reg1om
where the presence OF Oh Is attested
by one Of the largest oil seeps ia the
North American continent. That this
structure contains OH is generally con-
cede dby students Of the region. CONT
mental Oil company Is sufficiently sure
that ft is willing to spend @4O, 900 or
$50, 900 to establish the fact. CONT
mental needs OH, thus it's drilling activity
AZ this time. u is an unusual situation
and we have made an unusual purchase
which we VIII submit 20 amy members
who are interested. The wen Is drilling
with rotary tools and the completion Is
NOT far distant Those who wish to
participate may do 30 by mailing us the
attached coupon.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03

It often happens that in seeking
information, we get more than We
are after. "A woman heard that her
two sons were IN the habit, each
at separate times and quite unknown
TO each other, OF taking one Of the
'out Tor q lark
Fearing to bring down on their
heads the wrath OF their father BIZ
making bother about It, se asked
them IL it were true, but could get
no satisfactory answer to her
inquiry.
II occurred to her that by a
little strategy sc might get the
truth from the girl, so she said
Now, Mary, / want you to answer
me candidly. Which of my two
sons do you like going out with
best, George or Joseph7"
"Weel, madam" replied the girl.
treasured by her mistress manner,
III We maun ken, o. the twa ] like
George best; but for q downdicht
guild spree, gle me the maisters"
q o D q
"Gif me two pounds OF that salmon"
'That isn't salmon. That's ham.
VINO asked you Fat Il ID
. o o O
The flatter the plate the fewer
the soup.
q q q q
It was a dark night and the Cut
Bank oil man was lost in maze OF
irrigation bitches near Waller.
Presently he saw q guide post with
a sign at the top Climbing the post
with difficulty he read: Wet
Paint"
81 q q q
Deacon Johnson surprised the
church congregation at an entertain
ment by making the following an
nouncement:
THE next piece on the program
viii be q song by Miss Tabintha
Th0mkins entitled, Put Ne IA
MY Little Bed" accompanied by the
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03


TEEAHNG STATION NKiUE1
This one comes fSr wateR.
That one cones for air.
This one wants dArscfsons
I'm nc millionaire.
An the LEGAL idIers
Decorate my stools:
All the local gFafterg
Utilize my tools.
That one wanta the rest room,
This one wants & stamp,
That one seeks 3 pleasant
Spot where he can camp.
Many cars 60 speeding
Ger the road like glass
Maybe some day some one
VIII drive In for gas.
y q q q
There's at least one ''flat tire
at every 'sblow0nt"
q q q q
Professor s'If there are any
dumbbe1ls in the room. please stand
up"
A long pause and then e lone
freshman STOOD up.
What. do you consider yourself
a dumbell?'
"WelI, not exactly that Sir, but
/ hate 10 see you standing atone.
q * q q
Mabel $50 you and Maurice are
going to be married. Why
thought II was a mere filtration"
Helen: 80 did Maurice"
q q . q
He: Let's get married, or some
thing"
she: Let's get married or
d q y d
why, hello, Jimmy, / hear you
lost your Job in the department
store"
"oh. yes, got firel."
"You got fired2 How did that
happeng"
ooh, just took a sign from a
lady's shirt waist and put It on q
bath tub"
"And you got fired for thar
Well tell me what the sign read. +"
1T said. How would you like to
see your best girl in this for
q q q u
@. MY husband Is away most
of the time. am very lonely.
What shall / do?
Ans. Send me your address.
u q . q
There's one thing We would
like to know from ]. A. Strack
and r. G. Tarrant, Jr., editors of
the Tarrant Gusher:
WHO POSES FOR THE SWEET
SUE PTCTUREEf
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-11-03

The 6ocfcr was Questioning the
new nurse aboat her latest patient.
Hare yea kept q chart o. his
progressg''
The nurse biushlngEy replied,
mo, but can ahow y0n my diary. Z
q ~ e u
''E~e-ee-whm4 does that speaiY''
teacher asked While. willie didn't
seem TO know.
Teached: what Is Il that q COW
hes four Of and only tw07'
The ccmmotion which resulted
when While gave his answer broke
mp the class and left the teacher
a nervous wreck
y q q u
Wife: Dear, i've set my heart
on a Rolls Royce"
Hubby: 'sYes7 Well, that's the
only part Of your anatomy that'u
ever set on onei"
q q q .
Sandy: my son writes that he is
In q tight place"
Jock: What's the troubIe?'
Hes a waiter in Edinburg."