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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
Not So Nuttv

Silly "a Il may seem, the federal
department Of agriculture has . nut
expert who y hard at work on hls
chosen speciality.
What he i doing h to seek out M.
tive trees which produce nuts OF the
highest quality and In tho greatest
quantity. From these te proposes q
take scions and develop them with I
view to wider distribution.
To somc folks this may seem like
= waste Of tin,c and money. but q
anyone who lived In tho lower middle
west when . boy and who has ex-
pericnccd tho thrills Of the ''nutting
season" II seems worthwhile indeed.
Many who came to North Dakota
from those regions can remember
when every loft held . supply Of hick-
Try nuts. black walnuts and butter
nutA not 10 mention other varieties,
They recall evenings around the fire
side when the rest Of the family and
l nut cracker made al the company
ane needed for good time.
They recall, too. the excitement
which always came at sugar boil
NJ" timc In the spring when tho aap
:,egan 70 flow IN the maple trees.
This conmcrcialised age has IL
Advantages but there vess compen-
Atiors. too. in the days when . boy
,ould take his sack out into the
hoods and bring II hack ftljed viii,
'sn0 which would taste mighty rood
long about Christmas time.
IN connection with the shelterbcl,
Sshioh tho government u planning To-
hiA area, Il would be fine tains Il
a4ut bearing trccs could b. developed
'hich would thrive In this region
{ that could be done everyone would
1sree that Il WAS not such 4 nutsy
lea after all.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
Taking Them In Bunches


Tho death Of three prominent Wells
county men IN . car smash Wcdncs-
day evening gives . certain terrible
meaning 70 what Is often remarked
after an auto has taken q leap of
tho rad. I'VE don't SOC how anybody
got out Of It alivcl" In this case
they didn't. All wcro killed. two Of
them instantly, and tho third dying
within . short time. Blame for tho
accident Is laid to road conditions,
with . curve and . deep ditch play
Ing . large part In the event. Prob
ably tho true story OF tho cause will
remain AMPLY . conjecture. These
three deaths lift cur total for this year
r. liz. Is compared with ll6 ON the
same date last year.
Perhaps our high fatality figures.
especially With the results which total
two q three deaths In . single acci-
Gent, may operate 70 further the
cause Of regulatory measures when
our legislature meetA The problem
seems 70 b most largely what to do
with the drivers Of cars. Roads have
been improved. cars arc more easily
managed than they used TO be, and
. variety q mechanical safety devices
have been perfected: but No have
made little q no attempt 10 Improve
the driver, especially the sort OF I'M
provement which would come from
certain requirements q would 30 driv-
ers before they are allowed to get
behind the wheel. e u loug past the
time when Ne should make some such
mova Our pleasant. complete liberty
Of anybody and everybody 20 sit In
~ drivers seat OF high-powered
car and 80 ct any speed on the public
highways regardless Of whether We
have defects q judgment or OF ply.
steal ability Il costing too much In
death and injury. Fur the sake OF
tho welfare Of the whole group the
individual driver will have to give up
part oS his freedom and submit him.
self with what grace ne may to the
uncertainties q official control.
Drivers license law, required liahil.
~ lnsurAnce. and severe restrictions
On the drunken driver ars Ill being
urged - possible lines Of action.
Probably all Of them are needed In
some form Or other. We certainly
hope that the legislature viii take
s01ne action which win start the cdu-
cation q the public 10 Z more sane
and sA3e habit Of operating cars. TOO
high speed for the traffic conditions
poor Judgment In meeting road ha.
aro4 . nigh increase In the number
y drivers who arc trying 10 mix gaao.
Nne and alconol-theee are all faults
q the driver: and his cArclcssncss 4
killing and Gripping entirely too many
people. He must b shown that he
cannot any longer GET away from the
responsibility.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

-syits. y sai4. ~ . saaan
Spills Winch blinkod and looleA
dawn q the dock where Kay Owen
seood talking - Min. the sqnat&Y
Tivse pilot
= always told Jon \ vas .
1oelthy country, boss
HasTow ehook his had slovh.
Funny thing. Spike," b said,
sNine cut q IN e to stazs ~
erdinaxy eloee Up ut JON can eome
e. e : hetls eut;ee- ths;;y,ay plaee hts
-: :: :,e |. .: DE- ; s'''v ai' that stand
1sf&iest doh I ever saw v,s q
waitress 81 Salt Lake" Spike "a.
He eiShed heavily. aIu nevor Tor.
| Ut her. Turned out her huahond
vas . cop. About two pounds
lighter than . horse"
II . GIRL Ike that one out there
ooly had br1ins," Harrow cootin.
ned, ethink what she could do.0 HA
dpped his drink. Funny world "
Hive q, Spike. More md mcre. I'm
2 xaa.it!t Why an ! where I amt
How . i ! can AFFORD % dc here n
ehi: bat and pay you b Listen =
nal Bocauoo ] happened 70 lac q
Job . . hank clerk n Omaha and
Meet g New York @ ut . los s.
Mal Street. Tho noafeSt I rot %
Wall StroeS was The Old Ashland
theotor . N usher.s The olim
ptodocer tilted hack in his ehair ana
hooked into tn amber highball klaso
. 4 e were Z crystal globo s. which
D vas reviewing his past.
II remember ] wrote % nv ~
Their that had . Job where Ivas
thrown u with the best poopla. ]
was ashamed - tell thain What I
was really doing. And thln Wha1
happened! And then they neeise
. skinny kid % walk on IN . chow
and Just happened % b sanding
thero when old Louis Deraseo looaod
out = my direction. ! can - him
nov. looking . solemn and digni.
ned Z. Z high church bishop. And
% called mo up 70 the STARE
was Tint my fanlt1 Was & ny
fault 10 made mo his ooloo boy. ~
his sscrseafy1 I did keep M 80
Ana earn open. -, but there Woeo
d least ak uahoro q that theoteI
- smart - ] was or euaaroor.
Brsalss Spika, Just brealnls
Ito 10 Coutinuodl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

Reports from tho regional farn
credit administration arc that mil.
lion dollars = month arc being col.
lcctcd from debtors To tho rcRiOna.
agricultural credit corporations which
functioncd In this area before the
local production credit groups were
set up year ago.
This speaks well for tho honesty
md integrity Of the average farmer
in these northwest states. It also
demonstrates that ability TO pay
which exists III regions not affected
by drouth, Is followed Immediately BY
actual payment.
Few Of the hopes which caused
farmers to borrow for production pur-
moses have been realized In recent
years md II IL only natural that the
lenders should take some losses. but
It Is significant that these do not ap-
proach those which the same lenders
have taken OH many Of their invest
ments In paper securities.
Many have doubted Il during these
trying times but Il seems apparent
that. on tho whole. sound farm In
vestmcnts still are a good - any
md better than most.
That Tho farmers still are iunda.
mentally sound and Will b good pay
II they get break y the position OF
The new production credit groups
which recently have bcen making
loans q tho rate Of 900 = month. The
caution with which the average farm
rr handles his affairs u indicated BY
tho fact that these loans average only
tl22 each.
On this basis It would seem that
the days Of agricultural plunging have
gone. In their place has come the
timc for careful building up Of farm
resources and farm income.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

Il would require 500 years t.
count the present years shortage Of
rainfall IN the state q Ohio, alonAI
Il you could count Two tons Of water
= second. - hours > day, 3o6 days IN
tho year.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

When the Mexican oil well rotxro
Do LlAno No. I came In. OIL flooded
surrounding country 70 such an ex.
tent that . l3-Acro ara was walled
UP and : crude-oal lake containing
l0e. 100000 gallons w1s formed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

The NewDeal
- =
Washington

Armstrong. Unsang Here 81 Pubic
Health Service. u Again Disease
Victim In Csuso Of Science !. .
Iches u Wise Old TTook Do6ging
the Hook Lnah Time Loo1ns
for Lobbyists.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
Is through

energy released by emotion is through
exercise, play. work.
There are literally millions Of ueu.
rottcs In these Excited States IN tho
same class with this sickly youth,
An living lies All trying to deceive
themselves Or the rest at the world.
Some Of them are Class a Neurotics,
really III. but deceiying themselves
about their nerves" o. nerve weak.
ness." Others are Clae , Neurotica
genuine moochers, nstng .nervess =
N alibi o. . means oe Allowing No.
sponsibility onto the shoulders of their
friends Or relatives Or the world u
general
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show tho
trend Of thought Ivy other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Trlbuno's policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
JUST W1sT OLD TROUT

Secretary Ickes he's . new descrip-
ton for himself. After he and HouS-
ing Administrator Moffett had been
spanked BY Uncle Roosevelt for what
seemed like . public row between
them over housing, Ickes censured
correspondents for sensationalizing
his "philosophinng."
"You didn't call It that last week. =
somebody said.
I'm calling Il that nowl" Ickes
snapped back.
Then someone asked . leading
Question and Ickes grinned:
I'm too old to bito on that one.
I'm just . specified trout"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

Armstrong again and rushed the
serum BY airplane TO save her.
Now they're bleeding Armstrong
again and shooting his blood into
rats In the effort to learn what's the
matter with him.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
BEAr PARROT FEVER

Last time, It was psittacosis-"par-
rot fever" You may remember how
scared everybody Was In 1870.
Many died. Armstrong worked
with flocks Of parrots, shooting germs
into them. IN . bedlam Of sQuawk-
Ing. scratching death. he discovered
the parrot fever virus.
His assistant caught the diseaso
and died. Armstrong and nine Others
In the laboratory nearly died. J0st
In time. they were treated with serum
made from 4 convaleocent patients
blood-and It worked.
Armstrong and other oouv1leocent
patients were hled for more serum.
That along with Armstrong; suhoe-
Quent achievements, licked parrot
fewer In the United States TWO
years ago when Mrs. Boeah caught
parrot fever In Idaho, they bled
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady. M. D.

Signed letters pertaining 20
diagnosis treatment BY D. Brady stamped
envelope enclosed Letters should
In Ink No reply be made queries
Address d. william Brady in this newspaper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10

am not man Of science. I have
made no lasting discovery Of any
kind.-Dr. A. r. Dafoe, physician 10
tie Dionne quintuplets.
I wouldn't 60 back to Hollywood Il
they gave me tho whole town.
George u. Conan.
I have seen miracles performed,
and now, In my old age, ! an
still hopeful for the joint action q
tho nations to establish and main.
tain permanent peace In the Pacific.
-Viscount Makota Saito. former
premier Of Japan.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
QUESTIONS AND Answers
A Nation Gone Rot4en

Meant to write you before thie
Is my fifth baby feel like . crime
inal 70 many children IN these hard
times :. O6r3. q. M
Answer-When . mother takes thie
attitude the birth control woods
win feel they are making progress.
Corrective. Protective
About three years ago you gave u
some fine articles on staying youn1
and keeping tit, and some diets. Par-
ticularly one called the corrective pro-
tecttve diet. I should be grateful
-. O6isB NJ. Az
Answer-Send dime and .. 4. Q. Sos
copy Of booklet 1.-THE Regeneration
Regimen" Meanwhile, get ready q
space where you can roll somersaults
each morning. This Is no Joke, you
old sticks. You roll 'em because you
feel like It, and you feel like It b.
cause you roll 'em.
Copyright, 1894, John =! Ollie Coz
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
by RODNEY BUTCHER


(Tribune Washlngton CssTeaDen6sat)
Washington. Dec. l0.-Y you can
take your eyes away from tho New
Deal fireworks Q moment let's take
our hats off to Dr.. Charles Arm
strong.
Armstrong l. one Of those govern
ment scientists. You seldom hear
about those fellows, though some
make tremendous contributions "a
scientific knowledge and public vel
fare. As . group. they usually get Il
In the neck when IN economy wave
comes along.
The only time you ever hear Of
Armstrong u when he u laid Low
with some dangerous disease. He
spends his life monkeying with death
In the laboratory Of the United States
Public Health Service.
This time It's probably encepha.
litis--"sleeping sickness" His health
service comrades, studying his symp-
toms In tho hospital - they work ia
save his life. aren't sure.
Armstrong was ono OF the crew
rushed TO st. Louis . little moro than
. year ago when tho disease broke
out there. Ever aimee. he has been
working with the organs Of encepha-
litis victims-and With rats and mics
LIN an attempt 20 isolate the germ
TO tho point where It might b tam
ed.
So It could hardly Be anything
else. But the other USpHS physicians
some Of whom also have contracted
dread diseases before they conquered
them. arc puzzled BY . rash on Arm
strong's body which they never knew
to accompany '.alecping sickness."
They speculate g to whether Thu
may be some new form Of Il and
though expecting Armstrong 70 sur
vivc. pray that the after-e3fecta
won't unfit him for continuance 81
his work. He = - years old.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
FIE, FIE HAROLD

E1B, E1E 6A&VLU
"Honest Harold" who insisted on
keeping graft out q PWA, u consid.
erred the grimmest Toe Of the lobbyists.
But he WAS . star guest the other
night q . tea party ct the homo OF
u. Bruce 0remer, the handsomest,
suavest, and perhaps the most sue
oessful lobbyist In town. Tho party
was given for Mrs. Wilmarth Ickes,
the secretaryS daughter-in-law.
Not long ago. Ickcs was telling Ger
tain PWA employees they'd better stop
letting themselves be entertained by
persons seeking favors from PWA.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-12-10
LUSH TIME FOR LOBBYISTS

Reports that Father CouRhlin
would spend much Of this winter lob
bying on Capitol Hill for his Social
Justice Union, for which he expects
TO recruit 100000 members, appear
to b tho bunk.
He advises your correspondent that
he will b hero very little.
Nevertheless, every other indica-
ton points 70 tho next session Of
Congress - the biggest season foe
lobbyists this town has ever seen.
And that's saying plenty!
Copyright, 1894, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-05-30

The bus starting stand in front
of the English was crowded and
buses were leaving every five min
utes. A vendor selling white linen
caps for Is cents was doing
thriving business.
Some of the girls who never
had been to the race before were
wearing bare backs, legs and arms.
The more experienced, however,
were fully covered and wearing
those large foppy wide-brim hats.
They knew what that race-day sun
can do.
One observer had counted IL
cense plates from twenty-seven
states and Ontario, Canada. Many
visiting cars were parked on the
main downtown streets with their
passengers inside, sound asleep.
That's one way of saving the price
of hotel room, but, judging their
queer positions for slumber not
the most comfortable one.
D ESTAURANTS reported
N thriving all-night business.
DRINKS were common as flies, but
mostly goodhumored. Nobody
seemed to have seen a fight. One
restaurant owner said, "They are
spending their money like the old
days They act as if they had
plenty more where that came
from"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-05-30
HUNT DILLINCER
IN RACE CROWD
u. S. Agents at Speedway
While Others Seek
Bandits Grave.

Federal agents moved through the
milling thousands at the Speedway
today IN search for John Dill1nger,
Hoosier bad man." while other de-
partment of justice men searched
fer a lonely grave in southern In
diana reported to contain the NOR
tai remains OF the desperate.
Search for the obscure grave be-
came known when Melvin H. Purvis,
head of the. Chicago office of the
bureau of investiga ton, announced
today that government men actu-
ally were searching for Dillinger's
grave.
An Indiana doctor, whose name
was withheld by the federal inves-
tigatOrs, is said to have told the
department of justic operatives that
he dressed the wounds of a man he
believes to be Dillinger a week after
the desperate shot his way out of
federal trap in Wisconsin. The
doctor is said to have told investi-
gators that any of the three wounds
he dressed might have proved
fatal"
Major Charles E. Cox, municipal
airport superintendent, reported to
police that he had seen a man he
believes was Dillinger at Lyndhurst
drive and Minnesota street last
night. driving a gray sedan. The
bandits face, according to Major
Cox. was smeared with grease.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-05-30
GATE CRASHER
ESCAPES DEATH
AT SPEEDWAY
Youngster Falls Flat on
Track in Front of
Speeding Cars.

A boy nearly escaped death to-
day when he stumbled and fell in
the center of the track at the In
dianapolis Speedway today. He was
racing across the track, just south
of the northeast curve, in the van
guard of seventy reckless young
gate-crashers who rushed across the
track in the path of whizzing race
cars.
Approximately 300 boys stormed
over the fence. The Seventy-five
made a mad rush across the track,
importing their lives.
Spectators raised in their seats
with a roar of horror. Breathlessly
they saw the lad fall and a racer
flash by, missing him by inches.
Violence Breaks Out
Violence of mob proportions broke
out on the northeast curve about
an hour before the starting bomb
when crowd of approximately 500
stormed the fence and engaged in
pitched battle with national
guardsmen and police. Tear gas was
used to dispense the mob
Six gIlardsmen were treated at
the Speedway hospital. Most seri-
ously injured was Private Pierce
Workman, 274 North Menkner
street, of Company D. who was
struck in the eye with a brick.
Between 500 and 1000 gate crash
ers poured through the fence, the
scene where 1000 came through last
year.
An unidentified army lieutenant
was struck in the face by a heavy
clod of dirt, but was not hurt Sc
riously.
George Carmoney, Decatur, Ill, an
innocent bystander, who already
had paid his way into the grounds,
suffered a broken tooth as a stone
was thrown by one of the craShers.
Biggest Crowd in History
Thrill-hungry speed fans started
pouring into the big Speedway plant
early and Speedway officials an
nounced it was the biggest early
crowd in the races history.
A smaller mob Of gate crashers
came through the fence at the
northwest curve. City police elected
almost a score and national guard
reserves we're rushed to the scene.
One guardsman hurled a brick at
Wayne Collins, Is, Kokomo, hitting
him, smashing his nose and knock
ing five of his teeth out. Young
Collins was taken to the city hos
pital in an ambulance, where he was
treated for his wounds and dis
missed
Police have not yet identified the
trooper who hurled the missile.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-05-30

off a few minutes later and the
green flag went out.
Phil Shafer, Fort Worth, Tex. hit
the wall near the suspension bridge,
but both he, his mechanic and his
machine we're uninjured and went
back into the race few minutes
later.
A few minutes later, Harry Nc
Quinn, Indianapolis dirt track
flash making his first Speedway
start, went out of the race on his
twelfth lap with engine trouble
Many drivers we're having oil
troubles and the pits we're getting
heavy workout Many drivers filled
their crank cases too tightly to al
low for expansion when the mo-
tors warmed up, and this caused
frequent stops.
Youth Is Stabbed
Charles Priepzinger, 10, of PAL
North Pershing avenue, was stabbed
by an unidentified gate crasher
while Priepzinger was helping
guardsmen repulse the mob that
broke through on the backstretch.
The assailant fed after inf1icting
the wound and Priepzinger was
treated at the Speedway hospital.
Al Opalko, Kelly Petillo's me-
chanic, did a daredevil act when
Petillos mount lost an oil cap and
oil spurted over the car Opalko had
to lean over the hood to damn the
oil gush until Petillo could get to the
pits.
Sneering at bad luck omens, Mrs.
Joe Russo, a January bride, sent
a black cat, decorated with red and
yellow ribbons to her husbands pits.
To Petillo, the Los Angeles flash,
went the honor of winning the first
lap. Frank Brisko was second,
Mauri Rose was third, ar = Shortly
Canton was fourth.
Petillo swept past the stands IN
front of BriSko by only about 100
feet on the second lap.
Hitting terrific pace for so
early in the race, Petillo's Miller was
northeast turn on the third lap.
Petillo ripped off the first lap in
112.36o for time of 1:20.10.
Crawford First Out
Charles Crawford, Indiana polls,
driving a Ford, was the first driver
out of the race. After completing
four laps, he stopped on the south
east turn because of broken steer
ing connection. His right wheel was
wobbling badly and his car was
pulled off the track
First into the pits was Chester
Miller, Detroit, also driving a Ford,
because of oil trouble.
Petillo yielded the lead to Frank
Brlsko on the seventh lap when oil
pressure forced the Los Angeles
flash into the pits.
Cunning his Miller Eight into the
turns, Brisko held the lead at the
twenty five mile mark. Shortly be-
fore the twenty-five miles were run,
Wilbur Shaw, Indianapolis, who had
been among the leaders, was forced
into the pits and Louie Meyer joined
him after eleven laps.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-05-30
Progress of the Race

Bergere; eighth, Litz; ninth, L..
Moore; tenth, Mays. Time, 58.1725.
Speed, 102.938 Record, 112.247
Crane, 1889.
At IS Miles
First, Brisko; second, Rose; third,
Hepburn; fourth, Cummings; fifth,
Canton; sixth, Jordan; seventh,
Bergere; eighth, Barringer; ninth,
Smith; tenth, Mays. Time, 1855.
Speed, 10000. Record, 1859
Cummings, 1889.
At Fifty Miles
First, Brisko; second Rose; third
Hepburn; fourth, Canton; fifth
Bergere; sixth, Shafer; seventh, Al
Miller; eighth, AL Jordan; ninth
Barringer tenth, Gardner. Time,
28:08.81. Speed, 106058. Record,
114.118 Cummings, 1889.
At Twenty Five Miles
First, Brisko; second, Shaw; third.
Rose; fourth, Canton; fifth, Hep
burn, sixth, Gulotta; seventh, A.
Miller; eighth, Cummings; ninth
Snowberger; tenth Barringer. Time,
13:28.85. Speed, 1929. Record,
1928 Cummings, 1889.