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Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
PENNY CARNIVAL
FRIDAY EVENING

Another of the "Penny Carni-
walls" that have proved so popular
with the public during the past
few years will be given in the base
ment of the Presbyterian church,
Friday night, by the Sunday school
classes.
With the purpose of making this
carnival amusing and entertaining
for adults as we'll as for children,
those in charge of the affair have
planned booths that will appeal to
all ages.
A Japanese tea-room, refresh
ment booths, fish ponds, and booths
featuring other games will furnish
a wide choice to those who attend.
The public is cordially invited to
attend this affair.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04

parts. Iietourner throws an arm
across Georgetti's shoulders and
they pedal along like a sweetheart
and a beau. Spencer pairs off with
Duelberg, Martinetti with Grimm,
and Walthour with Sims.
The pace, as the men lean on
one another for support, becomes
so slow riding on the banked track
becomes impossible and they drift
down to the flat-that wooden
sidewalk running around the inside
CT the track.
The race is slower than a cater
pillar now. And you find it hard
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
PRO GR|D!RON
TEAM THR|VES
BY LAWTON CARVER
United Press Staff Correspondent

Onteu fTeSS SLdIl Correspondent
NEW YORK, Dec. 4 U.P)-In 1925
Tim Mara bought a professional
football francnlse Tor S2,oU0 Times
were pretty good then.
He wouldn't sell now "for any
price,
Sunday his New York Giants,
winners of the eastern half of the
National Professional League race,
meet the Chicago Bears, western
half winners, and 10000 or more
persons will go to the Polo Grounds
to see the game. The gross take
will be around 100000.
Mara does not subscribe to the
opinion that professional football
will put the colleges out of business.
But he does believe that professional
baseball will suffer within the next
10 years from the inroads of pro
fessional football.
THE public finally has come to
realize that professional football is
strictly on the level" he said "The
public realizes that it must be on
the level, or franchise wouldn't
be worth a. quarter. The result is
a steady growth in crowds. For the
same reason that college football
is the outstanding amateur sport
professional football will be the out
standing professional sport, and if
you don't believe it, take a look at
the game few years from now"
He slapped a rubber band around
roll of bills and rushed one of his
office workers to the bank with a
deposit that brought the total OF
yesterdays ticket sales for Sun
days game to $4,000.
He has nursed the Giants through
the ailments of infancy and now
that they have grown up he can't
quite turn them loose.
The team that he will send out
against the Bears Sunday lost the
playoff last year after the lead had
changed sides seven times. The
final margin of victory was points
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04

TO believe the riders are the same
you saw thrill : iammed. bowling
garden the night before with their
mad, brilliant dashes about the
track. They were gaily-colored
humming biros Jnen, darting and
flashing with incredible speed;
now they were a group of tired,
plodidng workmen serving out a
stretch.
They have been riding 33 hours.
Only 113 more to go.
Nine o'clock comes and the gar
den doors, closed to the public
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04

their faces as expressionless as
pies.
The only sound in the vast bull
ding is the soft purr of the silk
tires on the pine planking. You
cough. It sounds like an explosion,
and the riders lift their eyes to
see who is watching them. A sec
only later, however. their heads
bob down again, shoulders hunch
over, and the caterpillar resumes
its dull, dead crawl.
You sit down and watch a while.
After a few laps Of tortuous pro-
gress the caterpillar breaks into
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04

since S, open. IN they come. those
unexplainable citizens TO whom BIZ
cycle racing Is a disease. Some are
in evening clothes, and still bit
bleary from a night Of hot-spot-
ting. Others are shabby. They wan
der in and take seats. The riders.
with q mechanical motion. reach
behind and roll up their jerseys.
exposing the big numbers on their
backs. They dissolve partnership.
They pump faster. Letourner puts
on his crowd grin.
The public must be pleased.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
DATE ANNOUNCED
FOR CARD PARTY

Barbara Worth golf cluo an
nounces the second of its monthly
bridge luncheons for Wednesday,
December 10 in the club house.
Members and friends are invited
for. luncheon and bridge, either
auction or contract, prizes to be
given to the winners in both games
Reservations should be made with
Mrs. w. j. Elvander, telephone 1888,
or with Mrs. R. L. Hayden, tele-
phone 1882.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
HIGH SCHOOL
NOON DANCE

Sponsored by the Future Farm
ers of America, the second noon
dance will be given in the high
school gymnasium. tomorrow at
noon.
The first dance of this kind
sponsored last week by the Girls ,
Activity club was highly successful.
Admission fee will be five cents.
This charge will be made of specta-
tors as we'll as dancers. Student
identification cards must be pre-
sented at the door.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
RAAB LECTURE
THIS EVENING

PROBLEMS of the Teen Age will
be discussed tonight by Mrs. Irving
T. Raab in the lecture sponsored by
the Harding school Mothers club
which will take place at 7:30 o'clock
in the Wilson school auditorium.
All women interested are invited
end no admission charge is made
but a silver offering is taken to
cover expenses. This will be the
east lecture until January.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
SEELEY-W Y-WESTSIDE
PLANS ELECTION

Seeley- -Westside home depart
ment will meet Thursday, Decem-
ber 6, at 10 a. m. at the home of
Mrs. Robert Lytle for an all day
meeting and pot luck luncheon.
Since election of officers is sched-
uled for this meeting all members
are urged to attend.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
MRS. GERECKE ON
VISIT TO PARENTS

Mrs. c. H. Gerecke of San Fran
cisco, daughter of DR.. and Mrs. w.
w. Apple, is visiting her parents in
this city. She has not been in the
valley for some time and her friends
are delighted with the news of her
arrival.
Another bit of good news which
will rejoice friends of the Apples is
that DR.. Apple is improving In
health.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
RAMAGE GETS BOUT

CHICAGO, Dec. 4 UP)-Joe Louis,
Detroit Negro, and Lee Ramage,
San Diego, Calf, will meet in 10
round heavyweight bout at the
Chicago Stadium Dec. ID. Louis has
won II straight bouts since turning
professional, nine of them by knock
outs
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04
DRAMA SECTION
CALLS MEETING

Members of the Junior Ten
Thousand clubs Drama section are
notified of the meeting this evening
at 7:30 o'clock at ola South Fourth
street.
Miss Bernice Voegtlin will be
hostess and an important business
meeting will be held.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-04

J. E. Bergtholdt, prominent orch
ardist and nurseryman of Placer
county, is recovering from a severe
heart attack.
Evening star., 1934-12-02

Veverka, jr.; Mr.. George Janecek, Mr..
Stanislaw Maran, Mr.. H. F. Feaver of
the Canadian Legation, Mr. Juan Ter
rasa of the Spanish Embassy.
The United States Ambassador to
italy and Mrs. Breckinridge Long,
Mrs. Daniel C. Stapleton, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Edmonston, Comdr. and
Mrs. William Peter Null, Justice and
Mrs. F. Dickinson Let's, Mr.. and Mrs
Landra Platt. Mr.. and Mrs. Royal T..
McKenna, Mrs. Ralph Worthington,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Jeffrie Chew
ming. jr.
Mr.. Robert F. Kelley. Mr. j. F. r.
O'Connor. Mrs. Rudolph Max Kauff-
mann, Mr.. and Mrs j. Carroll NOEL,
Mr. Thomas Dabney, Baron Hans Won
Dreysen, Mr.. Stanley Huntington. DR..
and Mrs F. Halpin. Mr.. David Let's,
Mr.. Thomas MoOrhead, Lieut.. Whit
side Miller, u s. A.: Lieut. Robert
Little Cook, U. s. A.: Mr.. Malcolm
Matheson, jr; Mr.. Lindsey Russell
Moss, Mr.. and Mrs. Robert w. Al
bridge Rodger.
Mrs. Robert Schuette of New York
was with her brother, Mr.. Nelson
Streuber, guest Of Mr.. Oscar Jarecki
at the Mayflower
Mr.. and Mrs Absalom Waller, Mr..
Leslie Cheek. jr. of Nashville, Tenn,
DR.. Henry Cotton OF Baltimore. Mr..
Waverly Taylor. jr.: Mr.. Pendleton
Hogan. Mr.. Reeves Lewis, Mr.. Staf-
ford Lambert. Lieut. Fletcher Cole.
U. S. A.; Mr.. Donald Deveau, Mr..
Marshall Beverly. Mr.. Robert Bowie,
Mr. Cecil L. Covington, Mr.. John
Archbold, Mr.. Armar E. Archbold, Mr..
Courtland Baker, MessrS. Boiling, Mr..
Clagett Bowie.
Miss Frida Frazer wore bOuffant
frock Of white satin made with a
square neck and narrow ruffles of tulle
on the skirt.
Miss Mary Elizabeth Damon was in
white velvet made on very plain lines
with a slightly draped cowl neck line
and bows of the same material as
the dress on each shoulder.
Evening star., 1934-12-02
SENORA DE LOPEZ HERRARTE.

whether or not the executive director
of the National Emergency Council
was aware that this child Of his less
mature years was to come forth to
plague his more seasoned judgement.
Paintings and cartoons by a score
of members of the Newspaper Guild
of New York were exhibited at the
Enrich -NeWhouse Galleries last month,
creating a great deal of interest and
entertainment. The black andwhites,
with the usual comments on current
affairs, were very effective. Mr. Hey
wood Broun was one of the exhibitors.
Just where the statue Of Albert Gal
latin, Secretary of the Treasury from
1901 to 1914, will be erected on the
south steps of the Treasury Depart
ment has not yet been decided. But
the Gallatm Memorial Fund is now
available and Mr.. James E. Fraser
has oeen selected to do the statue.
When completed Congress is expected
to appropriate the $4,000 already au-
thorized for preparation OF the site
and erection of the pedestal.
Senator William Gibbs McAdoo still
keeps the secret of the person who
gave the Hamilton statue. 1t is sup
posed to be woman. Whoever it was
has so far been nameless The Treas
ury Building is one of the most
beautiful of the Government build
ings and it is hoped that the Gallatin
statue will be as much of an orna-
ment as is that of Alexander Hamil-
ton. Fortunately-maybe its thanks
to the Fine Arts Commission. the Ma
tional Capital circles and parks are
no longer going to be the recipient of
Questionable works Of art-even for
patriotic reasons.
BY the way. the windows of the
new Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury, Miss Josephine Roche, will look
out over the Hamilton statue and the
beautiful view to the south of the
Treasury. if she occupies the office
formerly occupied by Mr.. Eliot Wads-
worth whose duties under the Harding
administration were those recently as
signed to Miss Roche.
The press throughout the country
seems particularly favorable to the
woman Assistant Secretary and the
general opinion is that President
Roosevelt is fortunate in having her.
She has wide experience in the finan-
cial and industrial world and since
her earliest girlhood has been inter-
ested in social welfare. Having al
ways had an ample fortune, she has
been able to pursue the work she
liked best.
Miss Roche will be member OF
the little abinet and maybe the gen.
tlemen will invite her out to their
luncheons and dinners.
Evening star., 1934-12-02
Postmaster General Farley
Patron for Gard PARTY

The ladies having in charge the ar
rangementS for the card party to be
given Tuesday evening at the Ward
man Park Hotel, for the benefit of St.
Thomas Apostle Church, have COM
pleted their work. The list OF pa
irons and patronesses includes Post
master General and Mrs. James A.
Farley, Senator James F. Byrnes, SEN
ator F. Ryan Duffy. Senator Augustine
Lonergan, Mr. Michael MacWhite,
Minister Of the Irish Free State; Mr..
Frank j. Hogan. Mr.. William f.
Leahy. Mrs. Davis Elkins, Mrs. Joseph
P. Tumulty. Mrs Robert J. Bourke,
Mrs NJ Brooks-ReitZ, DR.. and Mrs.
James A. Cahill. Mrs. D. J. Callahan,
Mr. and Mrs. c. L. Eckloff Mrs. Alex
ander c. EustaCe, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Fahy, Mrs I. H. Fisher, Mrs. James B.
Flynn. Mrs. John Foote, Mrs. Daniel
r. Forbes, Mrs. John J. Fuller, Mrs.
Gwynne Gardner. Mrs John w.
Guider, Mrs w. A. Gruman, Mrs John
T. Haas. Mrs May Hamilton.
Table reservations have been made
by many. including Mrs. George E.
Altemus. Miss Margaret Atchison Miss
Mary Barney. Mrs. Herbert Becke, Mrs.
Ross Barrett. the Misses Bingham,
Mrs. w. Clark Brown, Mrs Vincent c.
Burke, Mrs. j. w. Burrows, Mrs. F. X.
Callahan, Mrs. Vincent Callahan,
Mrs. William H. Callahan, Mr.. Charles
Garry, Mrs Margaret Casey, Mrs. A.
D. Casey, DR.. and Mrs. Philip A. Caul-
field, Mrs. c. H Conger. DR. and Mrs
Maurice Conley, the Misses Connor.
DR. and Mrs Edward J. Cummings,
Miss v. Stella Devine. Mrs. James
Dickinson, Mrs. Donald Doyle, Mrs.
Daniel j. Donovan, Mrs. A ]. Dris-
coll, Mrs. George A. Drury, Mrs.
James E. Duke, Mrs. P H. H. Dunn,
Mrs J. E. Dyer, Mrs James Easily
Smith, Mrs. j. Fred EsSary, Mrs.
James Farrell. Mrs. James N. Ffnegan,
Miss Anne Fleming. Mr.. John Foley,
Mrs, R. J. Forney and Mrs. John B.
Flynn.
Evening star., 1934-12-02

beth Damon, Miss Marjorie Jane
Dampman.
Miss Martha Davidge. who made
her debut Friday in the home of her
parents, Mr. and Mrs John Washing
ton Davidge; Miss Emlen Davies, Miss
Helen De Frees. Miss Frida Frazer.
Miss Imogen Stuart Ficklen, Miss
Charlotte Gregg, Miss Nancy Harrison,
Miss Janet Harrison, Miss Margaret C.
Hill. Miss Dorothy Howe. Miss Moss
Lee Love. Miss Polly LIE Breton, Miss
Betty Marsh, Miss Dorothy Marlatt,
Miss Mary Tyler Mccormack.
Miss Estherbelle McHarg, Miss
Louise Myers, Miss Ruth Patton, Miss
Jane Esther Platt, Miss Randolph
Richardson, Miss Diane Rowland,
Miss Betsy Rowan, Miss Ruth F.
Sewers. Miss Stellita Stapleton. Miss
Mary Elizabeth Tilghman. Miss Louise
Waller and Miss Maria Whitehurst.
Miss Patti Warfield Edmonston of
Baltimore, in whose honor Mr.. and
Mrs. Royal T. McKenna entertained
at dinner before the ball, was dressed
in a Worth model of black taffeta.
Miss Jane Culbertson wore a black
crepe, with bodice Of silver lame,
and her sister, Miss Junia CulbertSon,
was in black taffeta with sequins.
Among other young girls present
were Miss Hope jackson, with her
cousin, Miss Helen Lyon of London
Miss Bessie Gill. Miss Elizabeth
Triede a debutante this Winter in
Baltimore, Miss Huldah Cheek of
Nashville. Tenn; Miss Elizabeth
Shouse, Miss Marion Shouse. Miss
Caroline Cone. Miss Corrine Webb of
Nashville, Miss Kate Hyde Scullt,
Miss Patricia Ridsdale, Miss Olivia
Coulter of Baltimore. Miss Denise
du Pont of Wilmington. Del; Miss
Catharine Fechet, Miss Devereux
Green, Miss Susan Carroll Hill. Miss
Mary Senate Howes. Miss Alice Flem-
ing, Miss Mary Patterson, Miss Sara
NJ. Peach, a Baltimore debutante;
Miss Josephine Rice of Portsmouth,
N. H; Miss Betty Couzens, Miss Mar
garet Cotter. the Misses Tewksbury.
Miss Dorothy Held of Akron, Ohio;
Miss Peggy Motley. accompanied by
group of Richmond. Va, debutantes;
Miss Pinkey Tompkins.
From the diplomatic group were the
Minister of Austria and Nine. Proch-
mix, the Minister of Egypt and Nine.
Ibrahim Rateb Bey, Capt. Robert
Witthoeft. naval attache of the Ger
man Embassy: DR.. Jose T. Baron and
Sonora de Baron. DR.. Raul Maestri
and Sonora de Maestri, DR.. Jose Man
uel Lara and Sonora de Lara, and
DR.. Pedro Aguiar and Sonora de Aguiar.
all of the Cuban Embasy Dr. Josef
Nemecek and Mr.. Ales Broz of the
legation of Czechoslovakia. accompan-
led by Nine BroZ: Mr.. Ferdinand
Evening star., 1934-12-02
City Women's Club
Tea for Polish Guest

Mile Suzanne d'Olivera Jackowska
French-Polish author and singer, will
be guest of honor at tea at the Wom-
ems City Club this afternoon. Mem
bers and their friends will be received
by the president, assisted by Mrs. John
S Bennett, Miss Susan C. Baker. Mrs
William L. Corbin. Miss Hannah NJ
Blandford. Mrs. Patrick Gallagher
Miss Julia Benton Hopkins and Miss
Elva Mcnamara Mrs. Custis R. Perry
and Miss Roberta F. Tull will pour.
Evening star., 1934-12-02
Graveyards to Be Cleaned.

The Free State government has
ordered that all graveyards be
cleaned up.
The Washington times., 1934-02-09

wac 01Ildll, GLlS
appearance of the list indicated
that support was being with
drawn in many instances.
Pressure was most apparent in
the rail shares, where Atchison,
New York Central, Southern Pa
cific, Union Pacific, and other
leading carriers dipped from frac-
tions to more than 2 points.
Utilities Depressed
Utility shares also were under
pressure with Consolidated Gas,
United Corporation, and Public
Service Corporation of N. J. re-
ceding fractionally.
Selling again was evident in the
aviation shares notably United
Aircraft and Douglas which lost
more than a point.
Announcement of rise in tire
prices bought some buying into
the rubber shares but this failed
to get very far in the face of the
general eaSineSS. The sugar stocks
gave a similar performance turn.
ing slightly easier after early
strength.
Silver Shares Heavy
The Silver Mining Shares, yes
terday's features, were under pres
sure here with United States
Smelling and Howe Sound Yield.
ing early gains.
Trading was quiet throughout
the forenoon session and the ticker
at no time was behind the list.
The Washington times., 1934-02-09

mist, who keep everybody SPELL
bound.
E" The speaker was Leo Pasvol-
sky, who has been with BrookingS
Institution since 1922, and just re-
Gently got back from London
where he observed what's what for
the institution.
The Washington times., 1934-02-09

Club, flung the
party he was
forced to fling
last night at
the B urnin n g
Tree Country
Club. It was a
whale Of a sue
cess.
Mr.. orby
put on the IA
nous "butting
OF the bull sk1t,
the d a n C e Of
the scotch and
rye" boys and
then rung in a
famous econo-
The Washington times., 1934-02-09
RESUMES DIVIDEND

WilcoxRic h Corporation re-
Sumed dividends on the Class B
stock with a declaration Of 20
cents a share, payable February
IS to stock Of record February 5.
The last previous payment was 71a
cents q share on April 80, 1882.
The Washington times., 1934-02-09

today as trad
ers were appre-
hensive over
he provisions
of the Presi-
dents message
to ngreSs
C Hing for
stringent regu-
lation of the
exchange.
The irregu-
larlty ana ner-
vouSneSS W a S
apparent from
the start, and
W hile volume
The Washington times., 1934-02-09
Dollar Reneus
DOwntrend

NEW YORK, Feb. 8 (I.N.SD.
The Treasury through its sta.
bilizatiOn operations continued
to bear the dollar today sending
the rate to 6O.74 cents in terms
of the French franc, the lowest
level since the new parity of
59.O6 was established last week.
The table:
NEW YORK, Feb. N.N.S.).
The Washington times., 1934-02-09
HIGHLY.
NERVOUS AND
BACKWARD

NEW YORK, Feb. 8 ONS).
The stock market was a highly
nervous and reactionary affair
The Washington times., 1934-02-09
CORBY'S PARTY
SCORES BIC
SUCCESS
BY DUNBAR HARE

Karl w. Corby, chief executive
at Hibbs and Company and presi-
dent Of the Washington Ticker
The Washington times., 1934-02-09
NAVAL STORES

NAVAL STORES
NEW YORK, Feb. 9 U.N.S.).-Lineed
oil. per pound, 81 carlots. Turpentine,
strong, go. Rosin. strong, common, sos.
The Washington times., 1934-02-09

WASHINGTON STOCKS
SALES
Annapolis & Potomac R. r. S.
-$1.0O0@58A; 1,000@59; 1000
@59.
Capital Traction 5S-$1 ,000@72.
Washington Gas SIS 1958-$l,000
@89.
Cancellation
The sale printed yesterday,
Washington Gas SIS 1960-$1, 900
@105, was capcelled.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
HUMAN NATURE

The rector had Invited the village
boys to the reetory for q strawberry
tea. After they had finished he, seek
Ing to point the moral. said: "Now,
boys, wasn't that nicer than breaking
into my garden and helping your
selves?"
20 yes" chorused the boys.
sand why was 1t nicer?' he asked
q chubby-faced boy.
Because, SIR" was the reply. tive
shouldn't have had any sugar and
cream with them."-London HUI
morist.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
ONE WAY TO HAVE PEACE

Briggs saw his neighbor walking
up the garden path with a trombone
tucked under his arm.
"Hallol Been buying o trombonef"
he asked.
mo; borrowed 1t from Robinson
next door," said the other.
Briggs looked mystlfied.
"But surely you can't play, can
your" he asked.
"No," said his nelghbor, with a
smile Of satisfaction; neither can
Robinson while I've got it."-Stray
Stories.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

Applicant flor position of office
boy)-I may say I'm pretty smart.
I've won several prizes in crossword
and jig-saw puzzles and word-pic-
ture competition lately.
Employer-Yes, but I want some
one who can be smart during office
hours.
Applicant-This was during office
hours.-Chelsea Record.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
Modern Farm knowledge

Stranger-Farm products cost
more than they did a while back.
How do you explain It?
Farmer-Well, when a farmer Is
supposed to know the botanical name
of what he's raising and the entomo-
logical name of the bugs that eat 1t
and the chemical name of the stuff
that will kill the bugs-ysomebody's
got to pay for all this knowledge,
amt they?-Pathfinder Magazine.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
Somnoience

The stranger was met by a crowd
as he stepped off the train.
"Who are your" asked Cactus Joe.
I'm Professor Doperino, the IA
nous %hypnotist."
THE man who puts folks to
sleep?"
"Yes."
"Well, stay right here and catch
the next train that comes. What Grim
son Gulch needs is somebody to
wake 1t up"
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

"Hellol" exclaimed the investor,
who was reading the third quarter
report. "a reduction, by George
That's good newsl"
what a reduction In profit good
news?"
"Oh, no, not In proft-in deficit"
Boston Transcript.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

"People are not nearly so formal
as they used to be-"
mo" said Mrs. Chuggins. "Near-
ly every time / go out In the car
policemen to whom l have never
been introduced don't hesitate to
speak to me-"
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
Dad Had a Supply

Mother-Johnny, will you go down
to the cellar and split some kindling?
Johnny-Wait till Dad comes. I
heard him tell Mr.. Smith that he
bought twenty-five dollars worth of
chips last night.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
REMINDED HER

II was thinking of you last night,
Mr.. Soft"
"Ah, really?"
"You see, we had Professor High
brow at our house and during n
of his tests he babe us think of moth
ing"
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
His Place on the Team

Uncle George suppose you are
on the football team?
Tommy-Well, yes, l do the aerial
work.
Uncle George-What's that?
Tommy blow up the footballs.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

Caller-Won't you walk with me
as far as the car, Tommy?
Tommy can't.
Caller-Why not?
Tommy-'Cause we're going to
have dinner as soon as you go.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03
Modelled to Give
Slender Effects

A woman Is as slim as she looks.
and by that same token, whatever
she weighs, every woman who wears
this frock is slender. 1t is that kind
of a frockl 1t takes pounds Off ones
weight and years Off ones age-and
demands very little of ones time In
the making. This white magic is all
a matter of clever design embodied
In a long graceful cape collar caught
under the belt front and back, and a
carefully proportional yoke on the
skirt, pointed here and there where
points will do the most good. The
tucked details afford Just the right
amount of cas- where you need it.
Pattern 5000 may be ordered only
In sizes SO, Ss. 40, AZ, Al and 40. Size
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

Editor-Well, how's that thrilling
article getting on?
Author docking up from blank pa
per)-Too thrilling for words.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

Old Lady-Aren't you ashamed to
be seen smoking cigarettes7
Urchin-Well, wot can yer do,
lady, when the ole man pinches yer
pipe?-London Weekly Telegraph.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-10-03

What is the name Of the dance
Beth just did,"
From the way she was shaking
/ should say 1t vas a st. Vitus
dance"