The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-01-02
By sHORT-CIRCUIT SAM

all bachelors to join matrimonial league. Beware Stuey and Ray.
 Charlie Macwilliams-To keep the gutters from coming up mad swallowing the ball.
 Jack Herman-Not to mix his coke orders with his bowling scores.
 George Smith-To bend the pins over backwards with his fast left hook.
 Al Vaitukaitis-To teach. his new daughter how to roll an 85 score.
 John Burg-To keep on practic- ing noon hours.
 Johnny Adams, Seymour Dele gate-Promises his captain, Bill Leroy, he will be present every Wednesday from now on even if he has to use skis.
 Big Jack "Red" Moriarty-Wil not ask secretary to deduc bowl- ing fees before winning the prizes.
 Ted Bly-Will agree to accept opponents scores after all his teammates double-check opposi- tions' score sheet.
 Bill Klobedanz-Will not ask for any pins on his bets.
 Howard Humphries-Will have cement "pilP' boxes built for the protection of the pin boys.
 Ben Mellor-Will not be offended when called the Thomaston Terror.
 Joe Blum-Will make every ef- fort to call his fellow bowlers by their correct names.
 Millionaire Colucci-Will prom ise to bring only one combination sandwich on the alleys for lunch.
 Ed McLean-Will not razz his teammates but will confine his at- tentions to opponents.
 Jack Murphy, ex-Fire Fighter Will do his best if given @ chance as anchorman.
 Merritt Potter-Will only furnish pencils to captains on request.
 Ray Lautenschlager-WHl con- tinue to work for the best inter- ests of the league.
 George Sullivan-Wi1l continue his efforts to be the beau brummel of the league.
 Bob Lagerquist-Will not roll against any member of his office force.
 Charlie Allne-Will bowl next year.
 Jim Pray-Will be more retiring than ever before on alleys.
 Joe PiIkington--Will keep on in- sisting that his team can take Cali peaus.
 Ray O'Neil-To insist that keep ing the home fires burning is not the reason for his 264 score.
 Otto Moulliette-Will not discuss his teams chances of being in the money while talking about hounds.
 Burt Stone-To continue com muting to Meriden as long as he averages a 100 or better.
 Harold Kelsey-To try and find reason for hitting that terrible 73 the other night.
 Gene O'Neil--To keep that school boy complexion when the going is not so hot.
 Bill Young To retain that John Barrymore stance and Wallace Beery voice during all matches. Dan Bergin-To tell the boys why marriage improves your bowl ing.
 Walter Nelson--Will continue to puff on the favorite briar while WdtCHIDS Lne OtHcT kcllOWS BOlu5 through the motions. MiltN Christensen-Not to get pipe wrenches mixed with bowling balls.
 Joe May--To maintain ye old college demeanor and train the boys how to give a good, substan- tial yell. .
 Jim Brennan-To continue win- ,inor Tnrizac aftQr clIoh swell ats ri the first night. Stan Axelby-To rename his ball the Thomaston Express. Ken Beckley-To keep on grin ming when he sees the difference between that 329 and 252. Vim Hayes-To give his oppo- nents a headache when his teaser murders those pins. Milt 'Hultman-To stand on his chest so he'll be closer to the floor when fiinging that ball. Harry Owens-To do the strong act and break a couple of OK chains | if anyone comes close to his sea- sons high single of 162.
 Charlie Gerillo--To eat one of the balls if he doesn't finish in the first ten.
 Eddie I.nbert--To be serious from now on and throw his first ball down the middle instead of in the corner.
 Joe Cahili-To take up tap danc- ing In order to get better curve on the apple.
 Frank Vallone-To bring back the smiles to his captains face by bowling as he started the season.
 Blll Burr-T0 tell tho rest Of f the fellows how he bottered his last years average by 10 points.
 Vernon Cole--Will give q lec' ture In tho near future on My fall from glory by rolling 2bs." l Ben LaVallee--TO be on deck Wednesday nights even is he iH working in Alaskn. | Tom Dodds-- To tell the pins some stories t0 make them fall down from lnughlnR like tho boys ht the last banquet Joe 0alIBaau -~'fO tnk0 the championship 0f the longne Co iiItehdoek Lakes,
 All capinins--rO start RlI tho gam0s On lime and collect inc