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Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

When writing love letters to
your girl, it's always an act Of
precaution to begin: my dear
sweetheart and gentlemen Of the
jury"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

Head Clerk Il am very sorry
to hear Of yDur partners death.
Would you like me to take his
placsg~
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

JACK 'say. Bill. II yoa had
aive bucks N your poeket wat
would yon aoev
BIN: ~Chsck I'D to find out
whose pants / had On"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

Mother, can angels nyY"
yes, darling"
But the cook can't fly. and
daddy calls her his little angel. .
mo. but she win fly. dear. -
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

There we stood. the tiger
and myself, in the thick Of the
jungle, face to facet"
ooh, major. how perfectly
frightful it must have been for
both of youi"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

SEND A CONTRIBUTIONS TO
THE sURgBURsT BADGER
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

only wants me-"
Observing young lady stand
ing alone, the young man
stepped up to her and said,
.'Pardon me. You look like
Helen Black"
Yes" she replied. i know
/ do. but I'd look Tar worse IN
white"
Fond Mother: How much
do you charge for taking chill
dren's photographer"
Photographer: Five dOIiars
DOZEN
Fond Mother: You'll have
to give me a little more time.
only have eleven now"
Old Lady: Where did those
large rocks come FRONT"
Tired Guide: The glacier
brought them down"
o. L.: But where are thu
glaciers2"
T. G.: Gone back for more
rocks!"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1934-06-30

HE ELEMENT Of chance has
been q factor in every sue
cessful institution In the
history OF the world. Every
St. Croix tribune. [volume] (Christiansted, St. Croix, V.I.) 1922-1937, 1934-07-18
Gold Wanted

The undersigned is willing to pur-
chase old nj -cas of jewelrv. old watches
and any and all articles maize OF goio
Persons demonstrating gold nav co ne
TO Mixes Grocery. I makes no diner
ence as IL the size or me qua elty o1
pieces. We pay the highest prices Tor
all articles of gold.
o. " ARTURO MIRO.
St. Croix tribune. [volume] (Christiansted, St. Croix, V.I.) 1922-1937, 1934-07-18
Reward

reward of 81 90 90 Dt,is' YES In
aa,C,trsncv il opan TO anyone tnif can
eive inform ation loading TO the apore-
hension AMI conviction of me person or
persons ina. canse1 tna fire At NO.
"a Sra60 ) rect Cnristi1n3t4i on JLne
3. 1884
JOSEPH A.EXAND
St. Croix tribune. [volume] (Christiansted, St. Croix, V.I.) 1922-1937, 1934-07-18
Auction Notice

At the request of Inspector Geo. Eb.
besen Executor Of the Estate of Ernest
A Muckle, deceased, and by Order OF
the District Cour dated June 80, 1884.
there will be offered for sale at Public
Auction 10 be held at the property
St. Croix tribune. [volume] (Christiansted, St. Croix, V.I.) 1922-1937, 1934-07-18
No. Is Church Street
CHRISTIANSTED
The Stock-In- Trade

belonging to the deceased comprising
the following articles:
Mems and Boys ready made suits;
Ladies andCt MS Boots and Shoes; ladies
and gents Has. VciIes, Musine, Calicoes
cotton Prints of all kinds; a limited stock
of Hardware Lotions, Hose (men's and
LADIES' ard fixture
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
Gaithersburg News And
Social Items

summer recess will be held accordiru
to an announcement by Mrs. Nallie
Wachter, Worthy Matron, in tho
Chapter Room, Masonic Hall. Ca;th
ersburg, on Friday evening newt
September Z, s o'clock.
Deputy Grand Lecturer Aud is ev
pected to be present.
The young people of Gaithersbur.
and vicinity will hold a dance in 81
Martins Hall, here, on the evening ~
Sept. 6, it has been announced from
9 til IL. William Boland heads tho
committee on arrangements.
Gaithersburg residents who have.
returned to their homes here. after
recent vacations include Rev. and
Mrs. Herman Wilson from the Worlds
Fair, Chicago, via Great Lakes, Mrs
Crawley Ferguson and Miss Eleanor
Magruder from Atlantic City, Mr.. and
Mrs. Walter Lee Plummer and Mr.
and Mrs. Harry Mullican from Vir-
ginia Beach, and Miss Mildred Lewis
from Bridgeport, West Virginia.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
DARNESTOWN

Miss Mazda Lowden is spending
several weeks with her parents, Rev.
and Mrs. ]. w. Lowden. Miss Lowden
came here Tuesday from New York
where she attended the summer ses.
sion at Columbia University. She will
leave on Sept. 3 for Willimantic,
Conn.,, where she will be for the
winter.
Mrs. Thomas Plummer is in Kemp
town, where she is the guest of her
sister, Mrs. J. A. Engle.
Mrs. ]. w. Lowden will be hostess
to the Missionary Society on Friday
at the manse. Miss Vashti Bartlett of
Gaithersburg will be the speaker of
the afternoon.
The annual Sunday School Picnic
will be held Thursday, at Glen Echo
Park.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
AN ESSAY ON FARMING

Knowing most people will get laugh out of it, we re-
print without further comment Ohio weekly
paper mans essay Farming"
Farming is the only nationwide lottery rated as re-
spectacle and boosted by Uncle SAM The farmer losses in
his time seed and all his assets and CANDLES that it will
not frost at the wrong time that it will rain at the right
time that the will shine enough but not too much that
the chnch bug will be stricken with paralysis just before
it's contemplated tour the agricultural district
'The only thing to bet about farming is that
the unexpected is certain to happen and that it will be
unfavorable unpleasant and Improbable After lodging
the disadvantages of douh dampness and dire insects the
farmer may harvest fairly good But about the time
feels contented having this stored away in his barn.
spontaneous combustion may touch off the whole summers
work. and the fire loss will probably also include the
nant of the hog herd that survived the cholera Farming
has long been spoken of the most independent occupation
a choose AS farming is only dependent upon good
weather liberal bank credit the law of equity and demand
insecticides and favorable market trends it is obvious
offers much in the way of Gghthearted liberty
IF it not for farming the world would starve to
death After the farmer puts in six hard working days
helping fight off world wide starvation his city relatives
drive out Sunday to him because they just fam
ishing for good country-fried chicken"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
GERMANTOWN

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Donald Clagett and
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Herr of Silver
Spring were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Eugene Waters on last Thursday
night.
Miss Anna Hughes is vacating in
Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
Mr.. Ray Fox, former consul at
Berlin has just been changed from
that position to that of United States
consul at Havana, Cuba. Mr.. Fox will
sail for his new post on September 8,
DIR. Saturnino Gomez, Sonora
Gomez, and their son, Senior Saturn
inc Gomez, of Palma Soriano, Cuba,
are the guests of DR.. and Mrs. John
F. Rome, at whose home they have
been visiting during the past week
All three plan to motor to Chicago
with friends for an extended visit al
the Century of Progress in that city.
They will leave on Monday morning.
Upon their return, Senior Gomez will
leave for Mount Saint Joseph's Col
lege at Gainesville, near Baltimore
DR.. and Sonora Gomez will return to
their home in Palma Sorino later in
September.
Miss Caroline R. Clarke Of Phila-
delphia and Miss Eleanor M. Rea of
Washington have been visiting at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Waters
during the past week.
The friends of Master Boyd Waters
will be glad to learn that he is re-
covering from wound sustained
when gun which he was holding ac-
cidentally was discharged.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carlton Browning,
Misses Patty and Harriet Browning
visited friends in Howard county last
Sunday. Master Bobby Browning who
has been on an extended visit there
also returned with them.
Announcement has been made of
the marriage of Mrs. Emily Lyddane
and Mr.. Ira Hall. The ceremony was
performed on last Wednesday in
Jamestown.
/ Methodist Episcopal Church South
held a memorial service commemorate
ing the thirty-second anniversary OF
the laying of the cornerstone of the
church. AS a part of the program sew
eral special musical numbers were
rendered. Quite number of the pas
tors who have formerly filled the pull.
pit there were present. Mrs. Jennie
Appleby and Mr.. Charles Bowman
were mainly responsible for the great
success of the affair.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

The seasons average for the Mont
gomery County League of The Post
Association reveal that the champion
Cabin John nine led in team batting
with an average of .317.
The individual battling champion
ship was taken by Douglas Lynch,
Cabin John outfelder, with an aver
age of .457 The runner-up was Will
bur Lizear, of North Washington, who
was close behind with AS. Both had
the same number Of hits, but Lynch
had one less time at bat.
Howard, of Cabin John, was the
leagues leading pitcher, with six
wins as against one defeat Charley
Zimmerli, of North Washington, also
was victorious six times, but he was
defeated three times.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
ONE BENEFACTOR

Wonder how many motorists paused to give credit
to the first to paint white line down public high
way? Very few of them is safe to And yet the
fellow who first conceived the idea of guiding traffic by
painting that stripe straight along the center of the road
way deserves monument higher than any that has yet
been built
1t would be interesting to know how many thousands
of lives that little line in the center of the highways of the
u every year. to say nothing of other thousands
of motorists many of them in this community, who ignore
that painted line and refuse to be guided by
nize its value to humanity
There is good in every traffic rule Without
ulaons it would be almost impossible to operate But
if there any thing which positively operates to
human life it is that little white line, and there is any
rule that should be sacred to autoists it the rule of
keeping right of it. Stay the right side of it
and you'll stay earth longer.
We can't imagine why cyclones should worry Louisiana
considering the fact that Huey Long calls that state his
home
About the only way the average tell that
youth is ending is that he begins to notice how rotten the
weather is
Germany surgery to eliminate the feebe-minded
but here trust to fast driving
Wonder if anyone explain why it is that you can't
sleep the mornings when you don't have to get up.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
POOLESvILLE

Mrs. Gray has returned to her fpme
in Colonial Beach, Va, after spending
some time with Mr.. and Mrs. G. R.
Gray.
Misses Mary and Virginia Fyffe
and Miss Helen Willard returned on
Friday from delightful trip through
the white mountains and Canada.
Miss Jane Forsythe of Berlin is
visiting Miss Claire Painter.
Dick Sellman is visiting "a Century
Of Progress in Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. Horner of Clarksburg
W. Va, have been the guests of Rev.
and Mrs. Guy Crook.
The John w. Darby family sixth
family reunion was held at Monocacy
on Sunday, nearly fifty were present
and enjoyed a delightful dinner and
social intercourse. In the FIVE years
that the reunion has been held, only
one death has broken the circle, six
marriages and four births, the latest
baby being the infant son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. George Lester Thomas of Fred
erick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Minter Stout of New
Haven Connecticut are spending some
time with Mr.. and Mrs. R. w. Stout.
Miss Kitty Shears is sick in bed
with the summer flu.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

Mr.. and Mrs. George Marshall and
Mrs. William Ridgley returned last
week from an extended visit with rel
atives in Pocomoke City, Maryland.
They were accompanied home by Mr..
Marshall's mother, Mrs. Thomas
Marshall who will remain for a
months visit.
Miss Amy Phoebus of Washington
spent several days last week with
Rachel Monkey on Park Avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marion Dwyer have
returned to their home in Baltimore
after week end visit with their sis
ter and brother-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ernest Monkey. Their two daughters,
Lorraine and Ruth and son, Junior
remained for an extended visit.
1t was decided at the August meet
ing of the Woman's Missionary So
ciety, Grace M. E. Church, South,
held in the church building here to
have the annual Birthday Party as
a special feature of the Society
Thursday afternoon, August 30. Mrs.
Marshall Walker will act as hostess.
Begin saving your pennies and bring
them as an offering for as many
years as you are old. One dollar will
suffice in case you don't want your
age known. Mrs. j. Wesley Walker,
president, conducted the meeting.
According to an announcement by
Mrs. J. Forest Walker, chairman, the
date of the card party to be sponsored
by the Democratic women of Cath
ersburg for the benefit of the Dem
has been changed to Thursday even
ing, September 6, 8 o'clock.
The affair as previously announced
will be held in the Firemen's Hall,
Gaithersburg. Chairman of the var
ious committees who will assist Mrs.
Walker, are: Mrs. F. Carroll Walker,
General Arrangements; Mrs. Clyde E.
Thomas, Refreshments; Mrs. Merle
Jacobs, Prizes; Mrs. ]. Bernard Dia-
mond, Reception; and William Cooley,
Tickets.
Mrs. Clarence Becraft and children
are enjoying an extended visit at the
formers home in Edinburg, Virginia.
Miss Alice H. Diamond has as her
house guest, Miss Margaret Lewerth,
of Forest Hills, New York.
Mrs. Charles P. Fox has returned
from a weeks stay in Ocean City, Md
where she was member of a house
party.
The first meeting of Pentalpha
Chapter, No. 38, o. E. S., after the
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
Deer Shed Horna

Deer shed their horns once a year,
soon after the breeding season. The
horns begin as single points on the
young deer during the second season
and generally increase In size and
number of points with each renewal.
But the increase In size and number of
points is not strictly progressive. It
Is not possible, as popularity supposed,
to tell the age Of deer by the num-
Der Of points on its antlers. There is
tendency for the horns to become
smaller with fewer points as the deer
grows old.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
Final Team Standings

The Rockville business men are
anxiously awaiting the results of their
challenge to the Police. If no action is
taken in short while, the Firemen
will be challenged. Sam Reyes and
Pete Ramsdell are raring to go.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
Hits :
Runs
Errors
By the UMP
By the UMP

Colesville made it three straight
over Gaithersburg Sunday, while
Rockville further complicated matters
by downing Brooke Grubb's Silver
Spring Giants. Looks as if the round
robin this year will see four teams
struggling for the county independent
title.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
THE NEW WAVERLEY
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA.

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA.
One of Virginia Beach's largest hotels
Splendidly equipped. Courteous and efficient
service We have no peers when it comes to
comfort, cleanliness, cheerfulness, charm. May
we have your request for reservations? Rates
cheerfully furnished Mrs. B. G. Porter.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
Take It as 1t Comes

The Taoists of China believe that
finding fault with the weather con-
tinually is a sin which will be pun
ished in purgatory.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

Sea-Star for Star6sh
biologists prefer the name sea-star
to the commonly used name starfish.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
FOR SHERIFF

/ hereby wish to announce myself
candidate for Sheriff of Montgomery
County on the Democratic ticket.
Your support will be greatly ap-
preciated.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30
AN ODE TO THE MULE

An Oregon editor points out that the mule belongs to
family that holds reunion He says may be
because the maternal and paterna sides in different
circles But regardless of that should feel sorry
for mule
Relatives are not problem with the mule" says the
Oregon editor and any who has had anything to
do with mules will vouch for it's truthfuness The mules
strongest points his head and his heels Any bother
he can't dispose of by mental he sets aside with
his hoofs City folks acquainted with him only through
newspaper comics imagine he does nothing but kick No
mule beauty contest and got popu-
arity award his disposition. But he has strong pull
and this day in time that's what gets you there"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

Another thing hard for the average voter to under
stand is why political candidates love for the poor grows
much stronger just before election day.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

Keeping the marriage secret isn't silly if that is the
only way to make Dad keep supporting the GAL
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

Germany surgery to eliminate the feeble-n
but over here we trust to fast driving.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

Wonder if anyone explain why it is that you can't
sleep the mornings when you don't have to get up.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

We can't imagine why cyclones should worry
considering the fact that Huey Long calls that
lone.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-08-30

About the only way the average man can
youth is ending is that he begins to notice how
weather is.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1934-09-07
Copyright. 1854,
Central Press Associate

France and delivered an order pur-
porting to come from the general
staff for a retreat.
Lieut.. Col. Hentsch died soon after
whether he was a suicide or was
executed is not established-and
Gen. Won Moltke died q months lat
er. Their explanations are not avail
able. A war ministry statement tells
us:
ut is known that the retreat of
Col. Hentsch alone, but his reason
for giving such an order never has
been cleared up and never can be.
He was not actuated by dishonorable
or criminal motives"
Austria-Hungar made a new at
tempt to reduce the formidable of
the Serbians with a second often
sive along the Lower Drina begun
on the 7th by Potiorek, the general
whose carelessness in Guarding Arch
duke Franz Ferdinand on his visit
to Bosnia provided the opportunity
for his assassination at Sarajevo and
the excuse for the war. The Monten-
egran army joined the Serbs in en-
deavoring to break the force of the
attack
Henderson daily dispatch., 1934-09-07
yANCEY WOMAN is
ONLY ONE OF SEX
Mrs. Charles Hutchins
Comes to House in 1885, :.
Succeeding Husband

Daily Dispatch Bureau.
In the Sir Walter Hotel.

Raleigh, Sept. 7.-DesignatOr. Dan
Terry has assigned seat No. 81 to Mrs.
Charles Hutchins, of BurnsvliIe, Yam
cey county, only woman nominee for
either House of the General Assem-
bly,, and reasonably safe guess for
1885.
Mrs. Hutchins, who won the nomi
nation against two opponents and
beat them by 5OO succeeds her hus-
band, who thought it safer to practice
law and let Mrs. Hutchins sit in the
House. The Burnsv!le attorney who
was a member of the 1888 and 1929
House, had just too much legislature
when he got through in May of 1888
after more than four months of it.
Each time he came to Raleigh he had
an exceedingly close call. He gambl-
ed that Mrs. Hutchins would do bet
ter.
She believes she will. She does not
intend to emulate her eloquent hus-
band or her loquacious sex. If the
Republicans covet the last word with
her on the stump, they can have it.
She will be in the homes of the YAM
cey people talking up legislation that
will help the average. woman Mrs.
Hutchins means to make no speeches
from the stump. She has seen many
a Republican on the point of voting
Democratic driven back into his folk
by : some sahrp-shooting of some
Democratic stumper. . o
Mrs. Hutchins is the niece of Sena-
tor ]. l., Hyatt, former member of the
upper body. He is a Republican. His
interest in Mrs. Hutchins may have
cost him the Republican nomination.
She had hoped to work with the uncle |
whose legislation would have jibed |
perfectly with hers.
Senator Hyatt is historical insti-
Henderson daily dispatch., 1934-09-07

tuition. He introduced into the 1897
Fusion legislature a woman suffrage
bill. The presiding officer, a Repub-
lican, sent it to the committee on
insane asylums. During her cam
paign she sought the help of a prom
inent citizen of Yancey and was ad-
vised to get married and raise a
family. The Yancey representative
has the youth of a flapper. Her retort
was that she had done just what her
anti7suffragist davised her. She is
married, has reared the family and
the daughter was married the past
summer.
And with all that youth Mrs Hut
chins means to make study of old
age pensions and probably will intro
duce a bill of htat character in teh
1885 General Assembly
Henderson daily dispatch., 1934-09-07
OUTSMARTED?
Greensboro Daily News)

On the data gathered from every
where as this is written this seems
to be a strike of the textile workers
OF the southeast, by New England:
for whom not clearly disclosed.
In the Carolinas,- it is strike. For
nearly every man and woman of
striking disposition there was yester-
day to be found one preferring to
continue at work; but in the aggre-
gate those actually on strike were
in an $1,000 to 10000 majority; by
mills, 229 closed 200 wide open.
Georgia had two-thirds majority
on strike.
On the other hand, New England
and htat region, whence militant i'm
pulses come: At Salem, Mass, 95
per cent went to work yesterday as
usual, practically all at Nashua, N. H.,
In Lawrence, Mass, conditions were
normal, so at Pawtucket, r. l. At
other centers of textile mandatory
the strike was partial or complete.
AN impression at least fairly wide
spread has been that the workers in
our part of the country were respond
ing to the suggestion of those of the
better-organized sections to the north
where union technique has been long
IN developing; and that, however, it
might be here the northerners would
go out with something like solidarity
On the face of the figures there
is ground for the comment that the
Yankees have outsmarted our folks,
and persuaded them to pull chest
nuts from the fire. owever, we are
considering the incomplete returns of
one day and picture which might
be changed by the time these lines
reach the readers eye.
An energetic effort will be made
on the basis of the days showing, to
convince the southern mill operative
that his northern brother has got cold
1eet or lain dow non him. If that is
a success, the strike may soon be
over The way it looks from here,
there is a prospect Of plenty OF
= trouble In this strike yet.