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from colt. ! already got . pitcher
Of him in my mind what's better'n
anybody could paint. II ! couldn't
have Billy hissef, I sure wouldn't
want no pitcher Of him that would
jest materially be bound to leave out
all what he really 10 to me. So I
reckon I'll Jest keep the pitcher !
Diane stood ct . window Of the
Lodge, looking out 1t the rain. A
slow drizzle had set In the after.
noon Of the previous day. Some
time during the night . roaring
downpour had developed, but BY
daybreak. again, the storm had
passed, leaving in it's wake leaden
clouds and dripping mist.
On . fair day one could see from
that window . beautiful stretch Of
river leading like m aisle Of shin
ing silver between the green forest
walls to . narrow valley which lost
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Our Own Little Racket


The big time nostrum makers are
now circularizing the q. O. p. (gul-
lible old public and telling EN- the
nostrum bears the Seal Of Accep-
lance Of the American Medical As
ISOLATION That's our own little
racket. Kind of refined and
ethical" imitation Of the now bust
ed racket that sold so many nostrums
to the public years ago under the
label Guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Act June 80, 1906"
Although I am Fellow or Member
Of the American Medical association,
I think any one who is bamboozled
by the acceptance" Of the politicians
now ruling and exploiting the Ameri-
can Medical association Is q ninny
and no mistake.
(Signed) or Doc Brady.
Method in His Dumbness
was refused at more than four
drugstores when tried to purchase
the quantity Of iron and ammonium
citrate you direct for making the
tonic In yoar booklet blood and
Health" They all said that much
would be injurious, and tried to sell
me one or another well known me-
dicine (Mrs. A. o. c.
Answer-The recipe for the home
made medicine. as given in the book
let copy Of which any reader may
have If he sends 10 cents In coin and
stamped envelope bearing his ad-
dress) makes pint Of tonic. which
lasts over q month.
Oh, For One Cubit
! am 66 inches tall and would like
to try civil service examination but
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the only nvine thing ! know what
even pretends with me that . way"
II should like 70 paint hin" said
Diane. won't you let mo make q
picture Of him for you7 ! don't
mean for money she added, impul-
sivelys sbut just because -well-be-
cause I'd love TO do t."
"What would ! want q pitcher Of
Billy for when ] got him? I couldn't
ride no pitcher Of . hoss. Hit
wouldn't talk 10 me ner hep No cit
round, ner rub his haid ag'in' me
like he's s-doine 70 you right now
"Oh, but yours very fond Of
Billy, aren't you3"
Hit stands 70 reason I'd b.
Hes . good boss. We been together
. long time. too
"Well. Il anything should hap
pen to make You lose him, wouldn't
you like Z picture Of him too help
you remember hint"
"Thar amt nothin' goin' 10 hap
pen to make me lose Billy ever" the
mountain woman returned, erimly.
II aim 70 keep him right with me
always. Amt nobody ever Roin' to
take him away. He's only . boss,
but be means @ much to me - Il he
war human
"But what e be were 70 diet"
If Billy war TO die ! reckon I'd
Jest haze % git me another boss IN
bis place." returned Ann Haskell,
slowly. That hard, uucompromisiuR
look settled like dark shadow over
her face - she continued, harshly:
"But thar's some things, miss, what
can't nothin' ever take the place Of
not To satisfy. mean"
Again Diane thought Of Ann
Haskel's con and Of JET Todd,
whom she had raised IN her own
boys place.
The mountain woman went on IN
. dreary monotone: when . body
can't have what they want they
take what they can cit. don't they?
When you can't do what you want,
you do what you can. All my life I
been a-puttin' up with what ! could
git an a-doin' what had to. Thank
" kindly fer your offer. miss. but
you couldn't paint no pitcher Of my
boss fer me. You couldn't never
know him well enough. ! raised him
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Minnesota. He continued his studies
in a law office at Green Bay, WIS.,,
and In 1906 began to practice law at
Verona. In 1908 he was named county
Judge and moved to La Moure, serv-
ing four terms. He was elected q
member Of the state senate in 1922
and has served in that body since.
He was . member Of the state judicial
council and was first prohibition d.
rector Of North Dakota. He lives on q
farm at La Moure.
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itself somewhere among tho wooded
hills. But today the shining river
lay hidden beneath . heavy Blanket
Of sodden gray. The valley and the
hills were shut out BY . thick cur
tain Of the same dank naist. The
forest itself was submerged 81 the
ghostlY gloom. The nearer trees
seemed wrapped in windiug- sheets.
The woodland life had vanished.
There was no sound save the steady
drip. drip. drip q the slow-6alling
rain.
The people az The Lodge were
making desperate efforts q amuso
themselves. Il would b IN hour OF
moro before luncheon. but already
the cocktail-shakers we're eoine.
Some one It tho piano Was ham.
mering out some sort Of blues.
Some one was moaning and waiting
and grooming another variation 81
the same woeful melody. A radio
!oosed . jazz orchestra playing
jungle madness, which was inter-
rupted BY weird and 4riRhtful
bowls, unearthly screams, maniacal
shrieks. and other devilish noises,
Diane had tried not 70 Be "a IN.
gracious guest. While she had &C.
cepted her friends invitation with
the condition that she have full
freedom for her work, she had made
herself AZ into the Lodee li{o and
W: liked quite eenerally b. ths w.
catonists. She had gone swimming
and boating and fishing; she had
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butter. eggs, cream, wheat, meat or
any other produce.
The intelligent North Dakotan
would rather see everyone paying Z
good price for everything that Is
raised on the farm. He knows that
when this situation prevails-and only
then-is his own prosperity assured.
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Barbs

Forty million Americans are with
out bathtuhs, reports the Department
Of Commerce. It's up to their pastors
to see that they lead q clean life,
anyway.
i i
The originator Of hot dogs died
recently at the age Of 70, having
been careful to avoid eating the
products of his idea.
Is
Only about 100000 men have been
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I am just one inch too short. Any
way I can gain that inch? "a. -
Answer-1f the height Is measured
with the applicant stripped, you're
out of luck. But If you can wear
stockings you might fool EN- with
pads on your heels.
Copyright, 1894, John f.; Ollie Co..
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EVERY CHILD SHOULD HAVE
A PET

Are tame white rats germ carriers?
A mother asks the question. for her
children have several Of these pets
which they handle q great deal, and
she has often wondered II the animals
are safe for the children to have.
Yes, white rats or white mice are
safe, and so are any other animals
children like to keep as pets-pro-
vided-
And this condition applies in every
instance. not only Of the handling or
care OF these pets by children but OF
their handling by adults as we'll
Provided the child Is taught to be
clean. Not just to be clean when
mother is watching, but to be Clearly
In personal habit. Invariably when
ever q child or an adult handles, pets,
feeds or plays with any animal, doe'
cat, monkey, goat, skunk, toad, snake,
turtle, leopard. bear, crow, squirrel,
parrot, pigeon, pony. he or she must
never neglect to wash the hands i'm
mediately. This is essential to pre-
vent the carrying Of intestinal para
sites from animal to man. The eggs
Of various worms harbored by ami
mails are likely to be present in the
saliva Of the animal-micro6copic
eggs. So II the animal happens to
lick the hand that pets him, or II
In any way the food or water by the
pets saliva. infestation with worms
Is likely consequence.
Although such infestation Of man
by parasites from animals is not q
great calamity, indeed in most cases
It is only nuisance. still one who
knows hygiene cannot repress shud-
der at the careleSsness Of ignorance,
when one sees presumably cleanly,
intelligent people petting the cat or
dog and even feeding the animal at
table or just before sitting down to
dinner, and never thought about
washing the hands.
Occasionally perhaps = pet may
serve Is IN actual carrier Of disease
germs. During an epidemic of diph-
iberia in . large hospital. q Great
Dane that made friends with every
body was found to have culture Of
diphtheria bacilli In his throat. I
have often suspected. but never
proved, that the cat might pass the
whooping cough or the scarlet fever
around among the children Of the
neighborhood. The newspapers have
made enough whoopee over the late
parrot" fever. Ground squirrels and
rats have been found to carry the
plague-or more accurately the fleas
on these animals carry the plague
germs from man to man.
But these rare happenings need not
prevent any child from having the
happiness Of caring for and owning
pets.
Every child that gets q fair deal
should be encouraged to keep any
kind Of pets the child likes. 1ncul-
cate from the very beginning the
principle Of cleanliness in the child's
habits, 50 that 1t becomes instructive
or automatic for the child to wa- j
the hands Immediately after touch
Ing or handling or feeding the pet
But the wise parent will not fail tc
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or not otherwise credited In this
newspaper and also the local news Of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication Of all other
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When Kansas gets her full quota Of
corn-hog money and adds to that q
bonus for cattle. we will horn out
Texas and stand out as the bright
and shining leader Of the whole
galaxy of American states.-William
Allen White, famous editor.
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It IS believed that huntsmen adopt
ed red as the color for their uniforms
because Henry II declared foxhunting
a royal sport and red Is the color Of
the royal livery.
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encourage the child in keeping pets,
for the fine influence this has on
the childs character. It Is good for
any child to learn to take care of pets,
to be kind to them, to be responsible
for them.
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Several Smith College girls had
trouble getting into France. They
shouldn't have given themselves away
with the French they learned In
school.
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The liquid found inside q cocoanut
Is not the milk, but rather Q water
that can Be used for drinking. Cocoa
nut milk y obtained from crushing
the pulp and extracting the milky
substance.
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CHAPTER TX.

The younger woman wanted to
speak Of the boy that Ann Haskell
had sent away no one knew where
nor why. But before she could find
words the other said, harshly:
Hits : cryin' shame fer . body
what's had your chance TO Be a-doins
SIGH tridin' play-work as this hyear
pitcher-paintin'. If I had . gal like
you I'd sure make out fer her to
know how to do somethin' that war
real"
Diane launched again into . de-
tense Of her art.
"Hit oil sounds purity 70 hyear
you a-tellin' hit. But can't nobody
eat . pitcher. can they? Can't no.
body wear 'en. A pitcher Of q COW
couldn't give no milk. You can't
harvest no Gavin from 4 pitcher Of
. cawnfield. A pitcher fire wouldn't
warm . body II they was freezin,.
Hit don't make no difference how
hard you work 1t hit you can't
never make a pitcher real. Hits all
jest make-believe. You Jest match.
ally can't paint these hyear woods
like they be. You're bound % leave
out the song Of the birds an the
smell Of the trees an bresh an
ferns. You can't paint the rustlin'
Of the leaves an the feel Of the sun
an wind into no pitcher. ] like 70
deal with things that air real. I
want my woods like Gawd-a-mighty
made EN-. don't want no mak0-be-
lieve woods with al the life left
out"
"But. Mrs. Haskell. you believe in
world Of books and music and art
and-and thought-isn't Il MI o
real Is the world you know about?"
Education IL what . body makes
Of HIT" retorted the other. stub.
bornly. Folks what's got education
air al kinds. same o them what
amt. Look ct you Lodge folks.
You'uns got education, an what BE-
you? That man was a-tellin' you
bout, hs war educated too, an
couldn't nobody help believin' IN
SIGH % him. He sure warn't no
trihin' pretender. He did things
like . man ought
W u01 O1O yOO1 AElSNO NO 00ASO
Diane, quickly. "Tell mo about
him. Perhaps have heard Of him.
Perhaps my father knew him."
Ann Haskell rose hurriedly 10 her
feet. II got to b a.goin'," she said,
harshly. Cant stay hyear al day
a-trihin' with you. ! got real work
70 do"
With this she crossed 70 the oppo.
site side Of the glade and disap-
peared behind some bushes which
hid : pocket-like hollow IN the side
Of the mountain. A moment later
she reappeared. riding the big bay
horse.
what = beautiful horse!" Diane
exclaimed. II have often admired
him from distance"
The mountain woman halted close
beside the artist. and the horse. put
ting down his head, nudged the
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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Lamb AND LYNCH TO
FACE FALL CONTEST
Democratic Congressional En-.
dorsees Have No Opposition
in June Primary

editors Note-This is the 18th
OF q series Of sketches Of candi-
dates In the North Dakota pri-
mary election June ~.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, NJ. D.

health hygiene disease
diagnosis treatment win answered BY Dr. Brady stamped
enclosed Letters should be brief written
made queries conforming instructions
Address Dr.. william Brady In Of this newspaper.
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We Hope They'll Enjoy II

We Hope They'll Enjoy II
II members Of the Boy Scouts, here
toe thsir district jamboree. enjoy It
to half the extent that Bismarck is
glad to have them, they viii report
N amazingly good time.
Tos Bismarck y both proud and
happy to entertain these young citi-
eens and will make q real effort to
see that their stay Is enjoyable. As
the center Of scouting activities In
western North Dakota 1t u both q
duty and a pleasure.
Meanwhile, the citizen unfamiliar
with scouting would learn something
II he would visit the camping ground
near the baseball park and see these
boys In action. To the oldster who
has long forgotten his own youth 1t
would be Z refreshing experience and
would convince him that tho boys Of
today arc, In most respects, the exact
duplicates Of their fathers before
them.
The exception = that scouting has
made them better trained and more
Informed than was the case with the
last generation. It has helped to
give them . perspective Of life which
most Of tho preceding generation
lacked. It has brought home to them
tho necessity for work In a manner
less hard than most Of US experienced.
For scouting has, in . measure,
made play out Of work. BY present.
ing competition it has instilled de-
sire to learn In many boy, the re-
suits Of which viii best be shown at
the court Of honor, scheduled in con-
nection with the jamboree. The merit
badges and other awards which have
been given there have all been earned
and every one represents an essential
step in the boys education.
The secret Of scoutings success lies
in this direction Of youthful energy
to worthwhile ends. Before 1t came
into being, the training Of the young
consisted largely Of q series Of thou
shalt nots." The boy was told not
to do this and not to do that. 3 It
any wonder that most Of US look back
to youthful escapades which would
cause US to lift our hands in horror
today? Still. II We remember at all,
We have the excuse that it was only
an excess OF animal spirits, with no
other outlets, which caused them.
Although We Of the present gen.
GRAFTON have small reason to be proud
Of the world which we have created,
we look forward to . better one for
our children. This hope is not en-
tirely we'll founded, for mass adj
vancements come slowly and people
who are intelligent as individuals find
It difficult to show the same intelli-
gence when working In q group.
It IS for this reason that scouting
holds out new hope for the future.
The boys engaged In it learn coopera-
fion at an early age. They have vol
UNFAIRLY accepted discipline and re-
spect for leadership which should
make them good citizens in the fu-
ture. And Ill without sacrifice OF
fritiative. for scouting encourages
that, too.
There need be no maudlin senti-
mentality about these boys. They
deserve better than that. All We need
give them is helping hand, an en-
coraging word and the respect to
which their achievements entitle
them. This every understanding citi-
zen is glad to do at the same time
that he bids them welcome to the
Capital City.
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Of the 531 electors invited to

- the Roosevelt inaugural, all
were Democrats except So from
the six Hoover" states. George
Handee built the first machine
that was especially designed as
a motorcycle. Previously, these
machines were bicycles, to which
motors were attached. A battery
Of Sc cells ran the boat mag.
net" a 10-hour charge keeping It
going for so to 20. miles at 10
miles an hour.
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Chile's army Of 5000 men includes
n generals and q admiralS.
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SYNOPSIS

Diane Carrol-young artist and
wealthy orphan, more interested
in her work than society-visits
the little village of Pine Knob In
the Ozarks. Her sunny disposition
melts the usual frigidity Of the
mountaineers towards strangers
and they accept her - one Of the
home folks"-a1l except Ann
Haskell, whose word IL law in Pine
Knob. Diane, nevertheless, 10 fas.
einated by Ann about whom she
has heard conflicting stories Of
generosity and hardness. The
mountain woman seems 60 b
avoiding Diane, but her good-for-
nothing stepson, JEFF Todd, fol.
lows the artist everywhere. Ann
has Z son Of her own, John Her.
bert Haskell, whom she sent away
years ago. following the death Of
her first husband. DANES best
friends among the nountaineers
are Uncle Jimmie" and Aunt
Josie" Cartwright who have prom.
Used to protect her from the IN.
noying JEFF. One day. Ann comes
upon Diane painting in Shady
Greek Valley and brusquely asks
What be you a-doin' hyear7"
Diane apologies for trespassing.
AIMS demeanor changes immedi-
ately and she says: you're well
come. got sense to see you amt
a-hurtin' nobody" Seeming to relax
and grow more friendly, Ann con-
lides in Diane that, while the peo-
pie Of the woods are better than
the society folk at the Lodge, still
the backwoods would b no place
to raise young folks who could b
something il given Z chance. Diane
realizes that the mountain woman
was revealing more Of her life than
she intended and the girls heart
went out to her.
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killed since 1888 In the fighting Be.
tween Paraguay and Bolivia. Not
such q good record for munitions
manufacturers % hold up to other
nations.
Evening star., 1934-04-16
Colleges Face Skinny Week. SchoooS Open Base Ball Title Set
20 YEARS AGO
IN THE STAR
BOSTON won the second game
- of their series with Washing

BOSTON won the second game
- of their series with Washing
ton, 2-1. Doc Ayres pitched
well for the Nationals, but Grif-
fiths charges were unable to hit
George Foster. The failure of
Chick Gandil and Ray Morgan to
strike their batting stride has hurt
Washington. Rain has broken up
today's Boston Washington game.
In Capt. Fienle, Tyson and Kelly
Georgetown has one of the best
pitching staffs in college base ball.
Cronie and Berkley starred as
the Tuxedo Tigers lost their first
ball game of the season, boWing to
the Llewellyn A. c. by 10-5.
E. Richard Gasch, John Hadley
Doyle and Joseph T. DAILY have
been elected members of the board
Of governors Of the Potomac Boat
Club to serve three years. Gasch
has been chosen president, c. R.
Zappone, vice president: Frank r.
Underwood, treasurer; DAILY, Secre-
tary; John P. Evans, captain: Wal
ter Thrall, first lieutenant; Frank
r. Chamberlain, second lieutenant;
Doyle, chairman of the Boat House
Committee: Zappone. chairman of
the Regatta Committee; Maj.
Douglas Spencer Bliss, chairman
Of the Membership Committee. and
John j. Nolan. chairman of the
Finance Committee. William C.
Mckinney also is on the board of
governors. Edward Hutchinson has
been designated to obtain a war
canoe for the club.
Evening star., 1934-04-16
SANDL0TTERS FILL
unlimited CIRCUIT
No Teams to Be Accepted After
National Capital Meeting
Tonight-14 in Line.
COMPLETION of organization of

COMPLETION Of organization Of
the unlimited loop of the Ma
tional City Base Ball League,
successor to the Capital City League,
Is slated at meeting tonight at 8
o'clock at the Atlas Sport Shop. No
teams may enter the loop after to-
night.
Fourteen mines have applied for
berths, but league officials believe
there may be Is when play opens
Teams that have applied are Stanton
Cleaners. Miller Furniture Co, Blue
Flame Valet Shop, st. Joseph's A. c.,
DORA, Gordon Cafeteria, Warwick
A. c.. Capital Transit Co., Virginia
Cavaliers, Federal A. c., Mount Rain
ier A. c.. Meridian A. c., Woodmen
Of the World and Union Printers.
Others wishing to enter should be
represented tonight. Members of the
District Umpires' Association have
been engaged to handle all games.
Many sandlot teams took advantage
of yesterdays fine weather to get
action. Most Of them tok part in in
formal games.
Results.
st. Joseph A. C, 6: Hecht Co., 5.
Georgetown A. c., g; Derwood. f.
Providence A. c., II; De Molay, 6.
Heurich Brewers, 6; Rockville, |.
Mount Rainier Grays, 7; Miller Fur
niture Co., 6.
c. & P. Telephone Co., 7; Postal
Telegraph, 6.
Maryland Aces, S; Reservoir A. c., 2.
Sacred Heart, g. Colonials, 4.
National Peewees, IA; Jack Rus
sells, l.
Junior Council, 6; Maryland Profess
sionals, 5.
Olympic Peewees, 6; Colonial In
sects, 5.
Congress Heights, 3; Decatur Busi-
ness Men. O.
Woodmen Of World, IA; Circle
A. c., 7.
Arlington A. c., "a: Lansburgh. l.
Ross jewelers.. 5; Fort Hunt
Rangers, 4.