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YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1934-03-30
Oslava n1enin
Rev. ], kostika
Nactvo predstavilo bohaty pro-
gram n vel'kej t6asti osadnf-
kov q obecenstva.

NA~J3 AASSAS $500 FAFy ~
sestry q Skolsk6 dietky. Bol to
vskutku krasny a prekvapujlci
vecierok, lebo vsetko sa robilo
tajnosti. Velp. Kostik nevedel
tom mic. Po veceri 81 l'ahnul,
ze je vraj ustaty a chcel by 81
odpocindt' nakazal domacej,
aby ked' niekto bude klopat',
povedala, ze je ME donna. Ale
daromne bolo jeho l'ahnutie 81,
lebo nebolo este len Z hodin a o.
sadna miestnost'' bola preplne-
ma, tax ze uz hostia nemai kde
sadat'. Velebna sestra predsta-
vena Rajmunda al 8 druhou Sc
strou sa vybraly ma faru, ze j.
dd zavolat' toho> Fathera. No
tie sestricky maiy t'aHkosti s
tym, lebo "nebol doma", az ko-
necne zavolaly, ze ga prihodilo
nejake nest 'astie. A tu zrazu mas
Father sa 0hlasil a uz ssbol do
ma. Naco mu sestricky pove-
dajd, ''Prosime, velebny pane,
ponahl ajte sa, lebo vas tam Ca
kaj1 a stojime tn W hodinu. !"
Naco Rev. Kostik hned' sa po-
beral zvedavy Dol, ze 60 50 to
len robi. Ked' doSli ku dver&m,
a sestry ich otvorily, tn n&S Fa.
ther zastal stat a zvedavo po-
zera a pyta 50 ma, 'sCo % to
robi, Stanleyi" "Ja nezn&m,
Father" !" odpovedal Stanley.
So Ma len pad.te- d,alAi. hoyarf
sestra, ''tam dolu Wis 6akaj6." !"
A ked' uz siSli dolu do miestno.
sti, tu zrazu bolo cut kirk, hulk
Obecenstvo povstalo tlieskalo
rukami odovzd&valo mu dctu
volanim Mech zije Rev. josef
Kostik! Mech zije mas duchov-
nyp a sestricky no posadily ku
stolu, kde mu al vysvetlily vec,
ze Go sa stalo a ze mu to praj1
mnoho zdaru, mnoho zdravia q
BoMeho poEehnania ma den sv.
Jozefa, aby dlhe roxy bol ivy.
A tax nasledoval tento program.
l. Privitanie vel. pana Kosti.
ka a obecenstva - zia6ka An
ma Uhryn.
2. Anglicky spev - Skokke
dietky.
3. Blahoxelanie - xia1ka Ma
ria Krajnak.
4. kyticu cd Skohkych deti
oddala duchovn6mu - Anna
Kuna.
5. Duchovny Dol obdareny q
inymi darmi, ktore mu oddala
v meme 5kolskych dietok xiaEka
Marta Kukura.
6. Slovenske spevy maltch
skolskych dietok.
Z. Divadeln6 predstavenie -
''1ajakk sahrada", ktore pred
stavily dietky . 2. . 3. triedy.
s. Peknt itchy tanec maltc1
dievcat, ktor6 boly poobleka'
ne ' pelm5ch ruzovtch 5stksi
Dievcata 8. a 4. triedy.
9. when Mother Went a,
way" Dietky 8. triedy.
10. aloyenskA I&bava "Omyl'
Dietky 70 g., Z. . 8. triedy.
IL. Pod 'akovanie povedals
Maria Rudy, Gn6ka.
II. Spolocnt spev Hei, Slo
v&cils
Potom Rev. Kostik sa kr6sn.
pod'akoval velebntm sestr6m .,
ich prekvapenie q obecenstv1
20 pritomnost q ksku. Tuna po
d&vam al men& dietok, ktor'
braly dcast' divadl&ch.
Rajsk6 zahradu" svojmu du
chovnemu predstavily chlapci
diev6ata: Josef Shiller, Micha
Guzy, Jan Murar, Frank Hnat
Edward Hassay, Frank Brajer
Pavel Sebest, Tom4x Klesc, 10
ref Zakucija, Stefan Mihlan
Margita Husar, Ella Kristov
Eleanor Hovanec, Johana Hova
i nee, Margita Poracky, Ethel Ps
kar,, Mangita Handlovich, He
! lsn. XIII q, 1ina soik., lfari'
Il
Imperial Valley press., 1934-10-29
BOY BREAKS LEG 10Th TIME

LANCASTER, Ohio U,P) = Being
lust a regular boy caused Alfred
Stohlmeyer, to break his leg for the
10th time recently. Time and again,
Alfred has been cautioned not to
play too roughly. But he can't re
sist. The result is always a broken
leg.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13

Mrs. C. Milton Sincell, chairman of
the local campaign, said that all
the seals for this county had been
mailed to persons, either to purchase
or to sell to others, and that much de-
ponds upon the purchase and use of
them. Funds realized will be used to
finance the battle against the dread
plague which in past years has taken
heavy toll of human life and annu-
ally causes much suffering.
Through the efforts of many people
and the funds raised through the sale
of seals, much progress has been made
in the fight against the disease.
The 1884 Christmas Seal shows the
Little Red Cottage" where DR.. Ed
ward L. Trudeau started the modern
sanatorium movement.
In addition to the United States,
forty other countries have adopted
the Christmas Seal for raising anti
tuberculosis funds.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
Winter Descends Upon Garrett
County; Is Below on Tuesday

That winter has really descended
upon Garrett county was evidenced
during the present week with several
inches of snowfall, strong winds and
low temperatures.
Snow fell here from Saturday until
Tuesday at intervals, stopping long
enough Tuesday morning to clear off
and put the skids under the mercury
in the thermometers. At the govern
ment station at Weber's the thermom-
eter registered 16 degrees below zero,
while at Loeb Lynn Heights it was
said to have reached 20 below.
Wednesday morning it was still at
zero and remained cold throughout the
day, but moderated late Wednesday
evening
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
DEER PARK

The venerable George Marley, now
in his ninety-ninth year, is quite ill.,
William Edward, little son of Mr..
and Mrs. E. C. Clatte1buck, has re-
ceived a gold medal in a recent baby
contest conducted by a mail order
house in Chicago.
The Homemakers Club held a
Christmas party at the Woodmen
Hall on Friday night when officers
were elected as follows: President,
Mrs. J. R. Thrasher; vice-president,
Mrs. E, E. Sollars; secretary treas
urer, Mrs. VIM. E. George.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13

FOR SALE-Used auto radio. Oak
land Supply Co., phone STR, Oakland
advertisement 36-tf.
EXCHANGE-WiIl exchange Prat1
Feeds for Chickens and Eggs. Oak
land Supply Company-Adv. 16-tf.
FOR neutrality-suspicious., all mod
ern conveniences, with hot water heat
Apply to Mrs. Anna E. Smouse, los
Second Observation-Disclosures 38-tf
WANTED will rent farm on
$3.50 basis, everything to be fur
nished by owner. Address P. H. Lewis,
Aurora, W. Va.-Advertisement4 1882
YODER MINE COAL-Please try
our excellent good lumpy coal. Write
for delivered prices or phone Norman
Patton, Grantsville, Md.-Advertise-
ment 33-14t.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
Enjoy Trip To Washington

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Edward Hob
den, of Youghiogheny Forest Colony,
accompanied by three of Mrs. Hob
denis piano students, Betty Jackson,
Jane Fraley and Margaret Rudy, left
Oakland last Saturday morning for
Washington, D. c., where they regis
tered at the Y.W.C.A. and later went
to a theatre. The Sunday morning
sightseeing trip included the new
Arlington Bridge, airport, Lincoln Me-
mortal, the nearly completed triangle
of Government buildings and the en-
bassy buildings of the city; st. AL
bans Cathedral, where they heard
one of the best mems and boys choirs
of the country, under direction of Ed
ward Priest, organist; afterward a
tour of the Cathedral. They also Wis
tied the studio of the Phillips Gallery
where during the summer was exhib-
tied a collection of paintings by men,
bers of the Youghiogheny Forest Col
ony. 1t was learned that at recent
exhibition at the Coccoran Gallery in
Washington the Youghiogheny artists
sold more work than all the rest of
the exhibitors.
The real purpose Of the trip was to
hear a concert given at o'clock Sun
day afternoon by Rachmaninoff, cele-
brated Russian composer and pianist,
at Constitution Hall. Through the
kindness of Miss Ruth Howell, music
critic of the Washington News, and a
friend of Mr.. and Mrs. Holden, it was
arranged for the girls to go behind
the stage and shake hands with the
great pianist. The party returned to
Oakland Sunday night.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
CHILDREN'S AID SOCIETY
HAS 80 UNDER ITS CARE
More Than 1000 Are Cared For
Throughout Maryland

More than four thousand dependent
children in Maryland are being cared
for in foster homes or institutions, &C
cording to figures recently made
available to the Children's Aid Society
of Garrett county.
Of the 4,241 children reported as be-
ing under care, 1924 were in institu-
tons; 1924 were in boarding homes;
500 were in free homes, and "a were
in work or wage homes.
"In this connection it is interesting
to observe the distribution of the chill
dren under case Of the Children's Aid
and Relief Society Of Garrett county,
comments Mrs. E. z. Tower, director.
"For this month we have 35 children
in charge, of whom ID are in boarding
homes; 7 in free homes; 1 in a wage
home, and 10 in institutions. This
number does not include children in
their own homes who are receiving
aid from the county and who are also
under supervision.
"While the Children's Aid and Re-
lief Society, which is branch of the
Maryland Children's Aid Society, pre-
fers to use the private foster home
for it's normal children, it occasionally
places a child in an institution" Mrs.
Tower further stated. Continuing she
said: Certain types of undisciplined
children profit by the routine of an
institution, though the average child
adjusts better in the private home,
which is of course nearest like an 'own
home Institutions prove especially
valuable for the treatment of children
with special handicaps. such as Grip
pied children or deaf mutes, or men
tally deficient children. A guiding
principle of the Society is the tenet
included in the Children's Charter,
drawn up by the White House confer
ence: For every child a home and
that love and security which a home
provides; and for that child who must
receive foster care, the nearest sub
stitute for his own home.'"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
Masonic Lodge officers Elected

At the regular communication of
Oakland Lodge No. 1872, A, F. and A.
NJ, on Tuesday evening, George H.
Hanst was reelected worshipful mas
ter for the ensuing term.
Other officers elected included Her.
bert C. Leighton, senior warden; Neil
V. Liller, junior warden; Harland l..
Jones, secretary; Cecil Smith, treas
urer. Other officers are appointive
and will be filled later.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
Law Offices of Jones & Dawson,
Oakland, Maryland /
ASSIGNEE'S SALE
In Election District No. s of
Garrett County, Md.
OH

Under and by virtue of a power of
sale contained in a certain mortgage
executed by Jonas C. Glotfelty and
Mary J. Glotfelty, his wife, dated the
26th day of September, 1881, and re-
corded in Liber E. z. T., No. 1903, folio
TIA, etc, one of the Mortgage Records
Of Garrett County, Maryland, default
having occurred under the terms of
said mortgage, and said mortgage
having been duly assigned to the I'M
dersigned for the purpose of foreclos-
ure on the 9Th day of December, 1884,
l hereby give notice that on
Saturday, January 5, 1885,
at the hour of ten o'clock A. NJ, in
front of the Court House in the town
of Oakland, Maryland, will offer for
sale at public auction to the highest
bidder, all those three parts and par
cells of the tract of land called "Small
Meadows" situate, lying and being in
Garrett County, in the State of Mary
land, containing respectively 81 acres,
10 acres and AZ acres, and containing
in the aggregate the quantity of 112
acres, the same being the land which
was conveyed unto the said Jonas C.
Glotfelty and Mary j. Glotfelty, his
wife, by deed from Isaac E. Hardesty
and wife, bearing date the 22nd day
of September, 1881, and recorded in
Liber E. z. T., No LOT, folio 1886, one
of the Land Records of Garrett Coun-
ty, Maryland, to which said deed and
the record thereof reference is here
by made for more complete descrip-
ton thereof.
Said land is located about three
miles from Gortner and about one
mile from Route 81 on the road lead
ing from the Sunnyside Grange Hall
toward Underwood, in District No.
of said Garrett County.
A considerable portion thereof is
cleared and under cultivation. 1t has
a good orchard thereon, two springs
and about forty to fifty thousand feet
of saw timber and is improved by a
four-room house, stable, chicken house
and other necessary outbuildings, and
there is also good sand bank located
on said property.
TERMS OF SALE-Cash on the
day of sale, as provided by said mort
gage.
WALTER w. DAWSON,
Assignee for the Purpose of Fore
closure.
N. B.-Any party interested in the
purchase of the above property should
consult said assignee.
advertisement 44-4t
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
tuberculosis Seal Is Powerful
Weapon In Maryland

This year marks the fifteenth ami
versary of the united war against
tuberculosis and the twenty-fifth year
of the Christmas Seal, sold annually
to raise funds for the purpose of car
rying on the campaign.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
DIVIDEND NOTICE
The Garrett National Bank in
Oakland, Oakland, Md.

December II, 1884.
The Directors of this Bank have
this day declared a dividend of three
percontum (34o) on the Capital Stock
out of earnings of the current year, to
stockholders of record December 20,
1884, and payable as a Christmas
Dividend.
Checks will be mailed.
H. c. RIGGS, Cashier.
Advertisement 1t.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
MT. LAKE PARK

A solitude made more intense
By dreary-voiced elements,
The shreiking Of the mindless wind,
The moaning tree-boughs swaying
blind,
And on the glass the unmeaning beat
Of ghostly fnger-tips of sleet.
Whittier.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13
PAID LOCAL NOTICES

FOR SALE-Eight tons baled hay,
5 tons straw; 800 bushels oats. A. D.
Observation-Disclosures 43-3t*
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13

On Friday night the Mayor and
Council will meet, at which time it
will be decided whether or not we
shall have a Community Christmas
tree. We are informed that the Mayor
and Council have been the responsible
parties for the tree. 1t would seem to
US that all interested citizens should
speak a word, for or against, to the
Mayor and Council on or before Fri
day night, and they should also prom
Use their cooperation if we have the
Community Tree. So speak up!
A Few Personals
Mrs. Frank Murphy has returned
from a trip to Baltimore where she
was the guest of DR.. and Mrs. L. L.
Carr. Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Carr
were guests in Washington, D. c., for
several days, at the Mayfower Hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Oswell motored
to Cherrydale, Va, this week where
they will remain several days with
their son-in-law and daughter, Mr..
and Mrs. Raymond McCutcheon.
Mayor Floyd Utterback is spending
week in Baltimore on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred. c. Fleming have
closed their home here and returned to
Fairmont, W. Va, for the winter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13

We are not a poet. If we were we
should try to write a description of
the present-day weather and make it
as nearly like the above as possible.
It's Mountain Lake weather.
But we do say that it's pretty much
of an effort to get real enthused and
poetic over the beauties of Nature
when certain 'vulgarities" persist
upon entering a lovely picture. We
refer to those things known as frozen
pipes, coal scuttles, snow shovels and
what have you?
To detach ones self from these pal
try and unimportant items would be
to enjoy the greatest exaltation in
viewing a truly beautiful and pictur-
esque winter scene.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13

MAN WANTED-For Rawleigh
Route of 800 families. Write today.
Rawleigh, Dept. MDL-7O-SA, Chester,
Pa.-Advertisement 43-4t*
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1934-12-13

Subscribe for The Republican.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
Santa Claus Exhibits Toys He Has
In Stock For Good Little Children

New Yorktown from his
workshop near the North Pole,
Santa Claus has sent nearly 1000
samples of the toys he will leave
for good little children this Christ
They are on display now in a
building on Fifth avenue. 1t is
called the American toy manufac-
turers exhibit, and it shows that
children are growing more inter-
ested in making things than in tax
ing them apart to see what makes
them run.
There are steel and wooden sets
for building bridges, elevators, doll
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16

|. Proper lighting equipment is be-
coming a factor of increasing inn
jportance as the days grow shorter
and darker. Merchants, anxious to
increase their sales this fall and
winter, may find it both timely and
profitable to make a survey of their
business properties from the stand
point of undermining their lighting
facilities, when reconditioning un-
der the Better Housing Program.
Progressive business men have
recognized that investment in
scientifically correct Lighting equip
ment frequently pays for itself
many times over. 1t is a trade
axiom that merchandise properly
displayed sells more readily-and
lighting is a vital point in proper
display. Light experts, qualified to
jgive intelligent, scientific advice on
commercial illumination should be
for suggestions.
In preparing the general lighting
plans for the store, volume of light
is not the only consideration. There
can be too much light as we'll as
too little, glare being a common de-
feet. Consideration also should be
given to the quality of light. 1t is
possible for a brilliantly lighted
room to appear cold and repellant.
of warm and friendly.
The condition of illumination in
a retail establishment has its effect
on the store personnel as we'll as the
customers. The depressing atmos-
phere of a dark store, or the eye
strain of glaring lights may have
adverse effect upon the disposition
and the selling efficiency of the
sales force. Installation of indirect
illumination is now practical for
most business properties. Its prop
er use can heighten the Equality"
atmosphere of the establishment.
Modern showcase and counter
lighting can add greatly to the ef-
Ifectiveness of merchandise dis
plays. Concealed lighting should be
substituted for showcase lights
which are visible to the customer.
Show windows deserve special at
tention, and the carefully planned,
well-executed treatment is the one
which will please the customer and
increase trade.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16

houses, skyscrapers, bungalows,
garages and miniature farms.
Santa Claus says many children
would rather have building sets
this year than mechanical toys,
which only have to be wound up.
He has found that girls don't care
so much for dolls any more--ex-
cepts the very little girls-and that
many of them will want a chem
istry set, or a microscope, or per-
haps an electric iron:
There will be plenty of dolls for
the very little girls, dolls with long
curls and lots of dresses. And there
will be doll houses with electric
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16

HOUSEWIFE. Mrs. c. DAILY
says: I'VE all know how
much energy a o puts
into housekeeping Myrecipe
for renewing energy is to
smoke a Camel. Camels do
pick up my energy when I
feel tired. And they have such
a mild. delicate favor !"
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
c.. O. P. Not Dead
Says Fletcher

Washington.-In his first for
NAL comment since the Democratic
election victory, Henry P. Fetch
er, G. o. P. chairman, declared
1.-The Republican Party is not dead
and is not going to die"
Despite the overwhelming Dem
ocratic majorities in the new SEN
ate and House, Fletcher found
solace from a Republican view
point in the election results. HI
declared the "Socialistic New
Deal'' is bound to fail.
He pointed out Republican,
polled ~ per cent of the total vote
cast, and lost but three million
votes, against a loss of seven mil
lion for Democrats compared tt
the 1882 total figures.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
Senator Bailey
Is Slated For
Craftsmanship
South Rules Congress
With 20 Out Of 80
Chairmanships

Washington.-The smashing De-
mocratic victories in two success
sive national elections have given
the South a strangle-hold control
of the new Congress.
The South will fill 16 out of 20
important House chairmanships,
including the big three'-rules,
appropriations and ways and means
and will put S%outherners into
the chairmanships of Is out of the
Senate's. 10 most important COM
mittees. .
In addition, Vice President Gar
ner presides over the Senate, and
another Southerner undoubtedly
will be elected. Speaker of the
House. :
The. wholesale slaughter of East
ern Republicans left Western in
surgents and liberals riding high"
in the Senate. They, will dominate
the minority blocs on virtually
every Senate committee. Also, if
and when the Senate becomes Re-
publican again, under seniority
rules Westerners would be, in line
for - chairmanships of the -
most important Senatorial. commit
tees.
westerners, in fact, would head
five of the big six" Senate COM
mittees-agriculture, finance, for
eign relations, banking and cur
rency and judiciary. The appro-
priations craftsmanship would go
to the East.
The Senate, however, cannot go
Republican for another six years.
The one bright spot for Eastern
Republicans lay in the House. If
the Republicans can capture the
House in two or four years, East
erners would become chairmen of
the Houses 10 most important
committees, including the "big
three" !
Only 10 less important chair
manships would go to Western Re-
publieans. All this, naturally, will
depend on the survival Of the in
cumbent representatives and the
House going Republican eventual
ly.
The South's control of the new
Congress, however, was definite
and immediate. Senator Joe T.
Robinson, of Arkansas, once more
will be majority leader of the Sen
ate. Representative Joseph w.
Byrns, of Tennessee, will be ma
iority leader of the House, unless
elected Speaker.
Beginning with Senator Josiah
w. Bailey of Raleigh, it is a fore
gone conclusion that he will be-
come chairman Of the important
Committee on Commerce of which
he has been a leading member dur
ing the past two years. He is now
chairman of the committee on
claims, in which post he has been
able to expedite the payment of
hundreds of obligations which the
government justly owed, and which
had been held up due to depart
mental approval and the necessity
to slash red tape.
Senator Bailey is now fourth
member in seniority on the Com
mittee on Commerce. Defeat of
Chairman Hubert D. Stephens of
Mississippi makes the Craftsmanship
vacant with Senator Duncan u.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
Feels a Lot Better
When Black-D raught
Relieves Constipation

From many states come reports
like the following from Mr.. w. M.
Henderson, Of Jasper, Fla: II have
been taking Thedford's Black
Draught twenty years. I take it
for constipation that gives me a
dull, tired, aching feeling, and I
have headache, too. k-Draught
relieves me of this trouble, After
q few doses, I feel as good as new.
I keep it in my home. I have a
big family. When one of us is all
ing (from constipation), we take
Black raught and almost always
feel a lot better. It has been
worth its weight in gold to my
family" -. Sold in 25e packages.
children like the Syrup"
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
NOW 40 GREAT M

NOW 40 GREAT M
The Comic Weekly Of the Balti-
more Sunday American has been
enlarged to 20 PAGES with 40
great Comics in bright colors.
Don't miss this great feature every
Sunday with the BALTIMORE
AMERICAN. Your newsletter or
favorite newsboy has your copy. 4
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
Depositors To Get
Extra 500 Million

Washington.-Depositor in clos
ed banks will receive an added 500
million dollars as a result of gener-
ally improved business conditions,
Chairman Jesse Jones of the RFC
estimated. Recent estimates were
that such depositors stood to lose
$500 million dollars. Due to ap-
probation in the value of closed
banks assets, the loss now stands
at 1000 million, according to
Jones.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1934-11-16
Equipment Important In
Retail Trade as Days Grow Shorter

We hear about paintings by the
old masters, but don't believe they
used anywhere near as much color
as the modern flapper going out for
"a party.