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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
WHY BE A HOLY FRIGHT

Although I like EN- plump do not
subscribe to the common idea that
fat folk are naturally good natured
and thin folk crabid. In fact the
rights are generally amiable enough
and often quite cheerful souls. It Is
only that you are constantly minded
to handle them carefully, they're 90
fragile, and from that is an easy step
to feeling sorry for the poor things.
Perhaps q contributing factor Of the
common notion about the obese being
such gentle, easy going eggs arises
from such misinterpretation Of their
inactivity and docility: we forget that
they have to be passive because it's
too strenuous for them to throw their
weight about.
AS I wish to keep the confidence
Of readers I shall not estimate how
many tons Of Stacker flesh overweight
persons have cast off in the past few
months by following the new scien-
tific method Of reduction which ! am
glad to give any reader who tells me
he or she Is overweight and encloSes
stamped addressed envelope. But
while all this remarkably easy slen-
derizing has been going on I have
never for moment lost sight Of the
plight Of the rights. This talk Is for
their especial benefit.
For several years I have been urg-
Ing the insulin treatment on skinny
readers. From the letters they write
I estimate that one in three who
sought such treatment got it and In
variably those who received insuliu
added much desired weight or flesh.
Two out Of three who sought the
treatment met with rebuffs or plain
dumbness. But gradually. year by
year, the rank and file Of the pro-
fession Is learning about this and to.
day there is scarcely a hamlet or
village where there Is not q doctor
or two who can and will give insulin
treatment to a healthy thin person
to make him put on weight.
Typical IS this report from my
Michigan scout:
Il have mentioned several times
to our doctor that I would like
to take the treatment, but he has
always brushed the suggestion
aside. At first he said would
add weight naturally after my
baby ;. but am thinner than
ever. Last week I asked the doc
tor II he couldn't teach me how
to take the insulin myself -.
He said he might, but FASTENED
to make me promise to take egg
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05

CArnlann had 0acleoA O. AZ hAf
- C;fh thins. a. vante6 for n.
Ss;e1s nse an ~ fon ~ ~ nile
81 siiirsn garments she had put her
frnsnad photo9raph Of Howard
DunsvortA. When she opened the
bar thl$ night his liheusss looked
up &C Her With the pleasant smile
that had seemed 20 her 10 mean .
kind nafure.
a.. ~ -. .h.4..-.,h mn
49, q - 49, A.. ~ {eh7e unSsr
Is.H NJ ~ IA "a ~ 6ovn
q ~ hsr hnnsrv ~ feast upon
& sccr the festnres mn dimrnod
!. ~ nit a. tssrs n her eves.
sRnt ' von arsnst k;nd." "a said
.oftiv aioud. NYou have BEAUTIFUL
go h vour hair and = handsome
49, Hoxard. and your Blue eyes
.sr ~ I ~ riSht into heaven.
80 vcs,r s,,3Is vouId .vin : ehild e
- 81 En- ;ts Iellvnon. hnt vou'd
~ X iciIvron IA vou;d keen Il
- snd vonsd IL ia Hi drop out
- 2esver S;thcnt hothsrine "a turn
:, ~. q ~ II IA ~ hurt IA.
s.ss ~ I;.1 M lcvs vou. /
- 49, - - A III "a thaf i
~ - ws,t - ~:
oo1 80. - ~ -.
she soeeea so1!yi pcxeo 0xss
ner als .nss c9case ~. i ~. r ,s"*S.
erapn, Femsm1ss.n ~ y ~ Ssr .nO'a
o. vas u ~ Ioom ne4 ts. . n:. -.
pronsolx iyn9 as1N. . Ur:u.. "a H :.
mind With fegfeeas Csto,ine seso %
neIseH ~ BY. sosa 49, ue1 IA a. fsiisr
Mpea 49, tncSe sn.s =. -. a 80
On tne !ass q - PacsuEs' s''u S1s
u away IN . oIWe1.
." wonder" she thought Iater tha?
night - she lay ~ bed, Ee1roshed
BY . warm bath-Malcolm had built
up . 6re II the little stove that
heated the Waber-H al sweet
smiles are false. No, cant believe
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
100 DAMS, BUILT BY
Gee, Will CONSERVE
WATER next Spring
Largest Project Near Regent
Creates Lake Covering
Over 200 Acres

Approximately 100 dams In widely
separated portions Of the state win
impound the spring run-off Of water
next year as . result Of activities u
CCC camps In North Dakota.
Thousands Of acres feet Of water
will be available Is . result Of the
projects, according 70 A. .. McKinuou.
technician In charge OF the u COG
forest camps.
Largest Of the projects Is that q
Regent, near Mott In Hcttinger co,n.
ty A lake covering 400 acres he's been
created by construction Of dams, 70
provide 5000 acre feet Of water.
Second largest In the water conser-
vation program Il . project nearing
completion south Of Starley In Noun.
trail county. Here, = lake to provide
1000 acre feet Of water viii cover loo
acres Of land.
Throughout the summer months,
earth-fill, concrete and rubble ana
wooden dams have been constructed.
b! the 5000 men. Approximately
$1,000 foot acres Of water viii be pro-
vided.
In the six months period the cemps
will have operated 425o. 900 win have
been spent on materials, McKinnon
said.
Beginning next month, the forest
camps viii leave the state, llclIinnon
explained. Many Of them viii 70 to
Minnesota. Men from seven camps
will be transferred to Arkausas, and
workers from one camp VIII 10 %
Missouri.
Forest camps have been established
1T Wishek, Mandan, New England.
Watford City, WilMston, Stanley,
Minot, Bottineau, Park River, Lang
don, Darlington, Ia Moure, Valley
City and Casselton.
Working under direction Of Robert
Byrne, secretary Of state, approxi.
mately 1900 men In other CCC camps
arc creating new parks throughout
the state.
General parks are being established
nt Watford City, jamestown and Lari.
more and Fargo. At Mandap rehab-
Of Indian mounds Il going
forward: similar work Il being done
n Bismarck.
Building Of roads In Roosevelt park
project at Medora In the Had Lands
Is part Of the work Of the men there. |
At Dunseith, men are working On the
Peace Garden project.
Nine camps are operating In this divl.
hon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
k0stelecky Retains
HOnOrs at Glendive

Dickinson, N. D.. Sept. 5.-lR-WIl-
liam kostelecky. Jr., Of Dickinson,
defending champion. won the eastern
Montana and western Dakota rolf
tournament ct Glendive by defeating
H. Carrigan 2 and /.
Kostelecky shot = par y in the
qualifying round to take medalist
honoxs and shot par again to win In
the finals.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
High Cost Of Strikes

II you have ever doubted that the
strike Is the most expensive way Of
settling labor difficulties. you might
scan the figures presented by the
Minneapolis Junior Chamber Of Com
merce. dealing with the recent truck
strike In that city.
The truck drivers themselves. In
wages, lost $575,O00.
Employers lost, In diminished bust
ness, $40 000, 900.
Taxpayers, through the calling Of
the National Guard. had to foot 4
bill Of $4,000.
In addition there were deaths, In.
juries. much property damage, wage
losses to thousands OF workers not
directly involved in the dispute, and
the loss Of much business, some Of
which viii never return.
All this makes q pretty heavy bill
for . community to pay. Almost any
kind Of peaceful settlement would
have been cheaper than that, In the
long run.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
We Learn Slowly

Deaths resulting from automobile
accidents In North Dakota this year
total ~ compared With "a during the
came period last year. Approximately
100 persons have been injured In the
more than 400 accidents listed BY the
state highway maintenance men thus
far IN 1924.
Last year establshed . new high
record for casualties. But the 1888
figures have been exceeded by Z con-
siderable margin. The increase Is
alarming. The steady growth Of
Casualties from this source is . prob
lem which continues without solu-
tion. In fact. little or nothing Is be.
ing done about 1t, either by state or
municipal authorities or BY the mo-
torins public which Is responsible tor
the condition.
Drunken driving, recording to the
highway department statistics, plays
= major role In the cause Of acci-
dents. Thirty-two drivers were re-
ported intoxicated. Speeding through
dust storms was . second important
factor. Carlessness In crossing In.
tersections. rounding curves. or cross.
1ng railroad tracks played ! leading
part. sleepiness on the part Of driv-
ess also accounted for many mis-
haps.
Only . few Of these accidents were
possibly Unavoidable. Those respon.
sibIe for the accidents. however, were
no more guilty Of carelessness than
many Of Us who have been fortunate
70 escape unscathed. Those who
escaped accidents or near-accidents
With slight injuries perhaps were for.
tunate. They have learned their les.
con thoroughly. The impassive fact,
Of existing conditions are less con.
vincins. Cuts and bruises are the
minimum necessity to teach many TIN
folly Of their driving habits.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
Douglas Resigns

The resignation Of Lewis Douglas
~ director Of the national budget Is
neither bombshell, as the shattered
ranks Of the Grand Old Party would
have us believe. nor, on the other
hand, a matter which the New Deal
can accept lightly In view Of facts
which Id to the break.
It Is unfortunate that the admin
istration cannot tolerate q few stolid
conservatives among its many young
liberals. For its own good, the New
Deal can stand q more balanced diet
In this respect.
Douglas is Z dyed-in-the-wool con-
servative. No one incident, but .
series with which Douglas was out
Of sympathy, led to his decision to
resign. He had been one Of the
strongest opponents to recovery pro-
gram expenditures. His greatest fight
was with Secretary Ickes over the
public works monies which he MAIN
tanned would give relatively little en-
ploynent in proportion to the great
outlays made.
In the interests Of economy and
keeping the budget balanced, he took
. leading part In securing adoption
Of measures to save the federal house.
hold Is per cent on Ordinary" ex.
penditures. He helped In drafting
the new veterans regulations.
Douglas had served six years -
representative ct large from Arisona
when the president selected him -
director Of the budget. The tangls
IN which he found himself inmedi-
ately-the national bank holiday
WAS enough 70 discourage the strong
ct character. He met the crisis -
he has met . long list Of succeeding
'smergencies"-with rare good judg-
ment. but - . man who believes
first Of I'll In the need for Z bal.
anced budget, he could not meet one
emergency" after another, each call
Ing for hundreds Of millions Of dol
lars, without firing Of what must
have seemed . futile struggle.
There must be . limit to spending,
for governments Is for individuals.
This Douglas insisted upon and his
resignation should serve as . warn
ing that the continued drain on ma
tional finances cannot 60 on indefi-
uitely even In the name Of "emer-
yency."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
After Four Centuries

Centuries ago. when the Spaniards
J were footing the incalculably rich
treasure chests a the Incas Of Peru.
The lob q setting tn gold home
'aa1ely was . tiokliah and uncertain
One,
Great galleons took the bullion
acreas ths Atlantis. but IN spite d
'the leet that tn whole Spenish navy
- sant out - guard thsm. HngNsh
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Circulation
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The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
Of all news dispatches credited to It
or not otherwise credited in Thu;
newspaper and also the local news Of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication Of all other
matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
Firemen Extinguish
Blaze In Barn Roof

Eremen made two trips to the
south side Labor Day 70 sxtinguish
. blaze that started In the root Of the
old Griffin barn Of 2l2 FIFTH 81. and
continued to smolder after the first
dose Of chemical and water. The
barn Is . basement structure and very
little damage was done by the fire.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05

The first person to enli1hten the
world Of the significance Of color,
form and fragrance In flowers was
Charles Darwin, but the Subjsct did
not become Of general interest until
Is years ago.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
FLlERs END FEST LAP

Thorshavn, rAroe lslands, Sept. q.
-R-Prof. Richard q. Light Of Yale
ana Robert Wilson Of New Rochelle
landed their airplane here a$ 5 ,. IA.
after flight from Reykjavik, Iceland.
They had covered the 500 miles across
the North Atlantic In hours and Is
minutes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
ENROLINEMy Ry sRU REwtT

Alva looked about her. sYou'vo
dons rather we'll with this room, my
dear ssa1:" she. q: said gratefully. "Hov Is
at viii BE- oil right when I -.
Oh, Mother, I forgot my Currier and
Ives prints!" Caroline exclaimed
suddenly. II must have them.
They've ehsersd every blue moment
I've ever spent in bed. No room can
b home to me without those darling
pictures on the wallis
Il suppose you might 60 and fetch
Il win before :. ;" Caroline did
not complete the sentence. They did
MT speak Of the coming auction
sale. Nor did che think q the pic
lures again IN the week that fol-
lowed. Getting settled occupied Ill
her time and attention. They had
found, through Hin. Stuart, . capa-
BE Woman 70 come IN By the day.
Caroline was relieved Of the heavy
household duties but she discovered
that the rooms could not b made A.
ttaetive without new doeoratioaA
Her father ASSURED her he could
hot afford 70 hire = painter. Caro-
M then undertook to do the work,
ealy to ind hsrself with . vsry sore
wrist and . messy kitchen wall after
the Arst attempt
1aloeln finished The kitchen for
her. IA Vas inevitable" her IA
ther unmarked when she called him
n % - i. HeP face Was shining
With the light Of achievement. Il
think III do ny room next" she,
annoupced. "Tken Mother can oc.
eupy 4 while hers il being done.
rs rather fun to paint when you
know how. Don't you want 70 help
nel" she added innocently.
what" he exclaimed, and
force . willing young man into lei.
sure time unemploynnent3"
Caroline's face soberod. "Some
day-when you are On your feet
again-l hope yen will do some
thing for Malcolm. Hes very am
bit3ous."
sReally?~
Caroline could see that he was not
Ia refrie,rstor. .xn ~ ~ 49,
would b . great help," she ~
marked without locking at him.
Har father glanced surroptitious-
II at her b - Il che ware being
sarcastic, but she was innocently
unEolline . length Of tulip-red OIL
cloeh 70 b put on q cupboard shelf.
H9 did not take lee. but there WAS
= bottle Of cold ginger al0, which ho
carried - the dtning room I'M
oplned
The frown between Caroline's
oro!s deepened. They were con-
Stunning. > great quantity Of ginger
~ and soda Tor . small family.
Ano tne eeeanter IN tne eu6et had
been nlled twice N . week ). but
q course y had bean . trying week
for her father. The house had been
upset. emelllnG Of paint, far from
eomfeEtsble. There wa9 . screened
beck porch. Caroline had turned It
into IN outdoor sitting roem for her
m0ensS. 6ut Phiip found no peace
thsss. When hs and Alvs talked
me soon dissolved into tearS. He
9teyeG away from home . great
Gee!.
u had distressed him, Caroline
nav. - have social equality with
the Stuarts thrust upon him. but
~ Vas hrm IN retaining the
9!iendship Of mother and son. She
nked them. Caroline knew that
Mn. stuart had stayed away frem
church on that first SisndAv ~ n6r..~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
nogs In addition to meals for
three weeks before starting in
sulin !. Candidly he Is Z splen.
63S A0Nfap hat dHss1&k - 49, f.~>>.

nogs in addition to meals for
three weeks before starting In.
sulin Candidly he Is Z splen.
did doctor but doubt II he knows
much about the use Of insulin,
for the purpose Of adding weight
Not every skinny patient can learn
to take 1nsulin himself. In any case
where the doctor feels the admins
tration Of the dose may be entrusted
to the patient, It Is only for economy
OF the doctors time. He should zee
the patient ct least twice or three
times . week throughout the course
Of insulin treatment. In such cir
cumstances the doctor may properly
instruct the patient how to take his
own shots between times.
Physicians with much experience
In the treatment Of underweieht or
poor nutrition with insulin use from
5 to Is units. more or less, three times
= day. The patient is advised to take,
and soon will crave, q liberal diet.
Besides building up the weight and
flesh, this treatment generally gives
= new feeling Of well being, vigor.
interest in life. The appetite I'm
proves. There is better digestion. OF
course the insulin insures better as
similation. The number Of red cor.
pvscles in the blood shows Z gain.
Besides this, for those who are both
skinny and tight, I have q mono
graph on Gaining Weight''-ask for
1t and enclose stamped envelope
bearing your correct address.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
FARGOANS INIIREn

Aexandria. MIMI, Sept. 5.-R)-
Lila Benedick. Agnes Eidal. and Cora
Johnson. ell Of Fargo. N. D., are q .
local hospital - the result Of IN &C.
ctdsnt Monday night when their car
struck = log On the highway and
GRAINED. seraoualy injuring the wom-
en-.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05

PINCHOT NOT CANDIDATE
Harrisburg. Sept. 5.-Re0overnor
Pinchot announced Wednesday he
would not be an independent candi-
date for the y. s. senate ct the No
vember election.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05

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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
Synopsis

The Philip Rutlsdges and Henry
Ounsworthe have been enemies for
years, but love sometimes laughs at
&ouds, % Howard Dunsworth Be.
comes sngaged 70 lovely Caroline
kutledge despite their parents OPP
position. Then Henry ruins Philip
% business. This changes every.
thing. IF We marry, my father viii
cut me OF, and Il ! know you, Il
wouldht please you any more 70 b
Poor than i would me-" Howard
tells Carolina. Disappeintsd that
moaoy should mean 90 much 60
Howard, Caroline breaks their On.
g1gement. Another erushing blow
falls when Philip tells Carol}ne ana
her mother, AlvA-a pampered,
sel6sh woman-that they must ~.
cate "Hawthofn," their lovely
heme, and live u q poorer seetion
ct town. Caroline had never attsib.
ute0 0tfooeth 70 her mothef, bot
che expeeted her 70 carry through
gracefully Instead of giving away
g her emotions % che had. Cefo.
nns 10 doubly disappointed whsa
- e.Ose We0 - SssO0OSS SO
pable Of meeting any emefgeney,
accepts defeat. ReturninG from .
ride, Caroline learns that Howard
telephonsd, but che refuses to call
him, saying, Howard viii have %
come hack 70 me unasked." Theis
&naneial status has given Nrs.
Rutledgs Q change Of heart where
Howard d concerned. "Beggars
cannot b ehoossrs," che renainds
Caroline. Howard takes q trip TO
California. The Rutledge6 leave
"Hawthorns and 60 % their future
home, a unpre tsntious dwelling %
the south side Of town. Ava col
lapees from shock and fatigue.
Their neighbors, Mrs.. Stuart and
her soa, 1aleolm, come g the Rut-
ledges'i assistance. When the
Stuarts o6er 70 get some food, NJ.
Rutledge bsgan 10 feed that their
kindness Was more than b cared
% accept from ~thess people"
Carolino senses her fathers subtle
onobbishne1s and felt he hid no
sieht 70 refuse help when he had
b4ea shifting most Of the burden %
her shoulders. DSfantly, Caroline
aslEs Mrs. Stuart 20 stay and create
. little ehdee while che goes With
Mnleolm for food.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-05
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Just Plain Tea

Please let me know what kind Of
tea that was I saw recommended In
your column to darken gray hair.
Mrs. ]. b.
Answer-Pending settlement OF
negotiations with Z number Of tea
companies I must say 1t was Just plain
everyday tea. Boil It thoroughly and
add . piece Of copperas (iron sui
phate) the sire Of Z chestnut to the
quart Of tea. Some readers assure me
this Is q satisfactory method Of dark.
entng gray hair. Others say It makes
the hair look like the devil. kather
that It Is q question Of individual
intelligence.
How - Know
How does one know when one has
an inside golfer? I am Z girl a years
OF age ana have (such and such symp.
tomO. (Adiss b. ~
Answer-One asks ones physician
Y one = not . silly tilly.
Copyright. 1884, John =. Ollie CO..
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INVESTMENT TRUSTS
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Quart. Inc. Sh.. l.le; 10.
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-04-18
BEDROOM 5yl;aIlII ll;{2

$ 45-BEDROOM SUITES Pieces in Wal. nut finish-Just few left--$1OO,OOO Week Price .............,....... & 65-BEDROOM SUITES = 3-Pieces in SOLID Maple to go at this $1OO,OOC Week Price .......... ............... S 79-BEDROOM SUITES+Bed Chest, Vene
 tian Mirrored Dresser or Vanity-$lOO,
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 S175-BEDROOM SUITESA-Pieces genuin
 Walnut veneer-A real bargain at thi $1OO,OO0 Week Price ............ s229-BEDROOM SUITES Pieces in lates Modernistic design. at this $1OO,OO
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-04-18
$3.95 Drop Leaf Butterfly Tables

Walnut maple or mahogany finish! One of the most
 popular of all tables! drop leaves! To go at
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-06-29
Oldest Person m World Passed dAvayAtAge Of164

cont md cane. he prOfossed great interest ln the girls. Chuck, chuck, Dazcl," he would chatter Whnt. over 1t mcaHt.--HIrt with them. When he returned 10 iStaDbul he said he was going to look for Il i4tb wife.
 His 18th left him because he fiirted with girls. only q few weeks before his first visit to the hospital he nsked the government for an inc crease in his pension so he could court 40 year old Woman--nOt necessarily. he snickered, with ma- trimoDiaI intent.
 He never knew that physiclnns said he had passed even beyond the ald of Dr Serge Voronoff, monkey gland specialist, decades ago, and that he was only b0asting when he hinted he would like 10 re-Start his muItItudinous family.
 It was the request of Voronoff that he submit to x-rny photo. graphs 80 that his real age might be determined which hastened his break -up. In his senillty, he erred with anger. protesting that he was tG4 and he didn't need any monkey glands. it was not long before he was iD hospitni--his first visit. Ha recovered, and almost bounced oui Of the hospital to visit his 70 year. old giF. But he was soon back and ihis time he said he wns rather tlrcf and was not going io hshi.