The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-01-11
Recreation B0wling Bits
New Year resolutions by some of the bowlers-

New Year resolutions by some of the bowlers-
 Smilin' Jimmie Cooney: To ex- pertinent with "clean up balP' that will keep him in line with his other business.
 Bouncing Bobby Hamel: To write & letter to Santa Claus and asking old Kris Kringle to present him with a few more strikes and spjares so that he will lead the Recreation league in 1939-1940.
 Roarin' George Reilly: To find an inventor that will invent way to put double strikes in a car so that he can All his grocery store with them and take a few cans down on Friday nights.
 ripper Tammany: Resolves to take q few dancing lessons from Pat Rooney" so that these steps and the ones he uses in bowling will be in rhythm.
 Clark Gable Brown: To go out on a rife range and practice shoot ing so as to develop aim as good as he has in bowling. Hope that in 1850 you will come back with something bigger than a sparrow.
 Maxwell House McHugh: To practice and practice 50 that some day he will be able to take the measure of Ed Wynn. Senator Ed O'Reilly: To hit a score that will be the talk of every one in town. Try hitting a 70 score against Johnnie ManZo's team Ed. and 1t will be heard around the world.
 Bashful Al Roden: To write a letter to Mae West asking her where she gets her curves, 50 that he can try one of them on Friday night and hit about 19O. Come down some time Mae and see Al, he's real "he" man and if you don't believe 1t invite him up some- time.
 Brau Brummell Brolet: Resolves to practice faithfully for the next few months so that he will be the leading bowler in class "B." Fire Chief Wynn: To buy a fire hose and wash the pins down and to turn in a still alarm on Me- Hugh's broadcasts.
 Happy Tom Coppolo: Resolves to limit the number of words he uses in an evening to only 15,000 so that his teammates will not have tin ears.
 Crassar Alexander: To write a letter to his boss, Postmaster Jim Farley, asking him to send alnog thirty letters with a one pin spare leave in each.
 Leaning Larson, or Eric the Great as. he calls himself: Resolves to ask Gus, the king of Sweden, to send him the ball that Rip Van .I-Iz A- la ppNI ltvnap vr his high score.
 "Oh! My Dear" Piedmont: Wants to write q letter to congress asking them to pas san act whereas he cannot go into any slumps, and for the president to sanction 1t. If you don't snap out of 1t pretty soon, Cardy will have you shipped to Siberia.
 Keeper Kuester: Resolves to find an inventor that will perfect a ma down in time, take their money, keep the team standings, prevent teams from winning more than two games in one night, make all the teams tied for first place the last night, invent some new jokes for
  extra special, keep all the boys happy, and give him the highest average in the Recreation league. That's all I ask says Rudy. Why not buy the magic carpet? Handsome Hoppin' Hole: To slow his ball down to only 1,000,- 900 revolutions g. second so that the pin boys won't think that the enemy are bombarding the place. "Norm" has 0 speedy, devastating, pin-breaking ball that keeps his opponents worried for fear that he will knock some of their pins clear Into Union City.
 Final: What @ race-getting closer and closer each week and the first place teams are beginning to worry. Watch the Yankees. By J. F. M.