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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
F.72 SISTER TEL NARYSA
Nv KITCHEN 81
BY MARY +. DAGUE
SEt Service Stan Writer

THE modern home maker
l. should know her onions" liz
orally these days because this veg
etable which stands third among
the trUck-sarden CROP of the
United States is of high food
value. A thorough understanding
Of its virtues and many uses aids
us in planning nourishing and at
tractive meals at small cost. Mod
ern research has explained the
truth of the old saw Eat onions
in May, and all the year after the
doctors may play"
New c1.ols come under the
head of succulent vegetables. AS
a source of vitamins and mineral
salts they rank with the best OF
the leafy vegetables. The dry"
winter onions differ considerably
in their food properties although
they are -..2h in mineral constitu-
ents and are nourishing ycgcta-
BILE.
Tops Have Vitamin 4
It's worth keeping in mind that
the tops OF spring onions are an
excellent source of vitamin A and
should therefore be used rather
than thrown away. Carefully
washed, crisped and shredded.
they can be combined with shred
ded leaf lettuce in plain green
salad or they may be used with
other vegetables to give an appc-
tizing tang to the mixture. Minced
onion cps combined with cottage
cheese is good combination to
serve with fish.
The tender spring onions are
nUch easier to digest than the
.,trong-juiced dry ones and are a
.Diendia raw food for this reason.
When cooked they naturally are
le.is havorsome than the winter
varieties and make a delicate and
inviting vegetable.
If you have never served green
onions in rich cream sauce on
.oast you can enjoy the thrill Of
something new. Cook them with
:wG OF three inches of the green
top remaining above the white
part in boiling sailed water umiil
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Benefited By d

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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
MRS. SEWER HONORS
MRS PARKER

Mrs. Joseph r. Sewer comph-
mented. Mrs. Ernest Gordon Par
ker, of Atlanta. Ga, with charm
ingly appointed four-course lunch
con Yesterday The lovely lace
cloth was conferred with a green
bowl of orange azalea, the green
and orange motif being furthered
in the service.
Guests at this festive affair for
Mrs Parker included her sister.
Mrs. George n. Moland, whom she
is visiting. Mrs. Emma Sutton,
Miss Cornelia Archer, and Mrs,
Norma Sandifer.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
BELLE BENNETT
CIRCLE MEETS

The Belle Bennett circle of the
First Methodist church met yes.
terday afternoon with Mrs. C. NJ.
Ogle. Mrs. H. c. Ransom presid-
ed and the Lords Prayer in uni
son was the opening feature. At
ter the business session Mrs. c..
Few, a special guest, gave beau
tiful devotional exercises.
The program on Brazil was in
charge of Mrs. w. r. McGaw, who
was assisted by Mesdames Ransom
and Ben Few. The usual dismiss
al prayer was used. During the
social half hour sandwiches and
iced tea were served,
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
Listen to what

Listen to what
Mrs. Abbot ]. Copeland has to say
on shopping and nerves:
"There's no doubt in the world that healthy
nerves are vital to man who goes out and
catches wild animals alive. But take it from
a busy wife and mother who spends many
hours each week searching through the stores
anxious to make the family budget reach
as far as poSsible-you need healthy nerves
to be shopper, too! Tramping through
miles and miles of aisles. pricing, compar-
ing, judging quality and values. well, that's
a test of anyonc's nerves. Nerves don't
ever bother me, though. AS for cigarettes,
smoke Camels. They don't upset my nerves.
And | have never tasted such flavor and
mildness. %
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15

Esseyazy
Az Mrs. c. r. McManAway
Society Editor
Phone 50 Before IL Nooe
FAssIFERN SoPHOMoRES
HONOR UPPER CLASSMEN

The sophomore class OF FaSSi-
fern school complimented the sen
iors and post-graduates beautiful
" Yesterday morning with a
breakfast at the Skyland hotei'
Preceding the affair "scavenSer
hunt" one of society'S late whimS'
was enjoyed to the fullest. Inc
Young people used Judge and MRS
Michael Schenck's home as the
starting point; among the things
they were supposed to go in taXlS
to procure in a hurry was Mayor
Edwards signature on telegraph
blank and the fire axes from the
department. When the breakfast
had started the mayor did a cieEer
stunt by sending an officer with
a warrant for the arrest OF the
"culprits," which created thrills as
well as a few "chills'.
The table appointments were
lovely. the artistic centerplceS De,
ing of valley lilies and ragged
robins. Powder brushes, with the
place cards tucked under the pref
ty faces, formed the attractive ia
vors. The delicious breakfast was
served in five courses. Everything
was charmingly informal but one
toast was given to the seniors oy
the sophomore president. Miss Su-
san Chambliss. of Chattanooga,
Tenn.
Besides the members of the two
classes. special guests invited
we're: DIR. and Mrs. Joseph R. Sc
vier, the former being president
of the school. Mr.. and Mrs. S. L.
Woodward, Miss Jane Stauff, of
Milwaukee, Wis, senior sponsor,
Mrs. Emma Sutton of Bristol,
Tenn, honorary sponsor, Mrs.
Pauline Niles, of Carbonate. Pa,
and Miss Emily Gibson, of Don
aldsonville, Ca, sophomore spon-
sor. Covers were laid at the love-
ly affair for thirty-five.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
OPEN NEW BANK

WINSTON-SALEM, May Is
(UP).-The First National bank
was opened today as the out
growth of the reorganization of
the Farmers National Bank and
Trust Co., which closed in March,
1893.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
BAPTIST MISSIONARY
SOCIETY MEETS

The Woman's Missionary society
of the First Baptist church met
there yesterday afternoon with
the Mamie Bomar circle. Mrs. D.
C. Scruggs. leader. in charge of
the program on Baptist Avenues
of World Service. The deyotions
on the Beattitudes were given by
Mrs. r. K. Orr and Mrs. Tom Led
better made a talk on the conven-
ton. Miss Mamie Perry's lovely
solo was followed with dialogue,
Yesterday and Today, by Mes
danes BOyce A. Whitmire and j.
". Farmer. The program closed
with prayer by Mrs. W. F. Bow
man.
The president. Mrs. E. r. Os-
borne, then announced the W. NJ.
U. meeting at Fruitland Institute
on May 80. and said that cars
would be at the church to take
the ladies out. Mesdames Ed An
ders. Arthur Redden and W. B.
Sinclair were appointed a COM
mittee to assist the president in
recognizing the business women's
circle. The resignation of Mrs. G.
c. PEBBLES as G. A. councillor was
accepted with regret. The meet
ing closed with hymn.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
METHODIST CIRCLE
NO < MEETS

Circle No. of the First NJ. E.
church met yesterday afternoon
the home Of Mrs. NJ. L. John
son with Mrs. ]. d. Waddell as
joint hostess. The meeting con-
Quoted by the chairman. Mrs.
Paul Johnson, who asked all the
members to plan to attend the
district conference in Asheville
on May %.
The devotions were given by
Miss Lois Moss followed with
prayer by Mrs. Mabel Baughman.
The mission study lesson was
taught in an interesting way by
Miss Cecil Shepherd. Mrs. John
son had the leafiet. During the
social hour the hostesses served
sandwiches, cookies and iced tes
to II members.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15

"If her parents hadn't interfered
everything probably would have
worked out all right" Sober and
unsmiling, John Jacob Aston, one
of the worlds richest young men,
thus explained the breaking of his
engagement to Miss Eileen Gil
lespie when he returned to New
York, as shown above, from a
tour of the world. Young Aston
revealed that he "put his foot
down" when Miss Gillespie's par
ents wanted to go with us on
our honeymoon"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
WEDNESDAY MUSIC
TO MEET

The Wednesday Music cIuO
will meet tomorrow "wednesday
aftarnoon at $50 o'clock with
Mrs B A. Egerton, at the Wav-
arIv ON North Main street. Mes
DANES Wilbur G. Lingo and q. e..
richardson will be joint hostesses.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
HERE FOR MOTHERS DAY

Mr.. and Mrs. C. H. T. Bly, had
a number of the out-of-town
members of their family here for
Mothers Day; they included Mr..
and Mrs. A. L. Mckinney ard
son, Arland, Jr., ard Miss Louise
Bly,, all of Asheville. and Miss
Grace BY, of Columbia, S. G.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
RETURN FROM
WEDDING

Mr.. and Mrs. c. L. Grey have
returned from Charlotte, where
thew attended the marriage of
their son. Mr.. James Wharey
GREY. to Miss Margaret Smith.
They were accompanied home
bv Miss Lula Grey, who has been
at Davidson college, at Davidson,
with relatives for some time.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
How Are YOUR Nerves?

1f Won have experienced the aftertaste
81 nft su' associated with flat tasting S'sa'
o uat.as or the "sweet" type, you will APP
nreeiate the mildness and rich navor Oh Oh
e@ ' And you can smoke them all
Tou want. For Cameps costller tooaccoS
never jangle your nerves.
TIME IN! CAMEL CARAVAN p.th casa
Iona orchestra, stoopnagle and Budd, conn" ~
Ros,cell, Every Tuesday and THURSDAY at .m'
sP.M,C.S.T.-7P.M.,M 's'l'Ior q" -
psf. over WABC- Columbia Neft0orE'
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15

nerves are apt to visit us all lou
Ianslea ,h ne' s;ans-telephone slammln ls
ROWING f hot words that ., M1unI 1fVouare
worrying and Tuning over trlf'es' check :. up
, nowWon your eating and sleeping nsls your Your
n n;@orstte' They never get on your nerves
~ cameIs are made fro" inner a,'
.nrMs,ws 1oBAccos than any
other popular brand
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
WIENER ROAST is
DEFERRED TO MAY II

Announcement was made this
afternoon that the weiner roast
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-05-15
~ "s4opp.Ne. THERE'S A REAL i
- - TEST OF NERVES, TOO, Mr.. BUcK!" ]

Frank Buck, who has brought
back many tons of wild cargo
from the jungles of Asia, says:
"It takes healthy nerves to bring
'em back alive. It's a job packed
with thrills, excitement, and real
danger. never would have been
able to populate half the zoos in
this country, cross the Pacific 20
times with tons of savage live cargo,
and save my own life a half dozen
times by quick action if / didn't
have healthy nerves. am heavy
smoker. / prefer Camels, knowing
that ! can safely smoke all / want
without upsetting my nerves."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
FOR STATE SENATOR

Some weeks ago l announced my
candidacy for the Democratic nomi-
nation for State Senator, and asked
for the support of all voters.
Not knowing at that time what
Legislation would be brought before
the General Assembly or knowing
just what the people of Cecil county
desired, l take this means of inform
ing the voters that should be nom
mated and elected, it will be my
highest ambition to use all my eff
forts in behalf of the people of Cecil
county, as we'll as the State of Mary
land. l promise to represent the
people and taxpayers-not myself
Many Cecil countians have not for
gotten my work in leading the fight,
less than four years ago, against the
One Million Dollar Bond Bill, and
my fight for new bridge across the
Bohemia river, which was not only
successful, but resulted in two other
handsome new bridges being built
in Cecil county-one at Porters'
Bridge and the other at Elkton-all
without practically one cent extra
taxes on our people. helped with
many other measures regarding tax
alton, and we NOW HAVE the low
est Tax Rate in Cecil county, for
many, many years-SO cents on the
500. II additional Legislation will
help to still further reduce our tax
rate, l will be found in the front
ranks for all such measures.
Frederick III. Letter,
Elkton, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
Schedule For August 4th
Aberdeen at Havre de Grace
Perryville at Bel Air
Rising Sun not scheduled

Perryville and Rising Sun clashed
on the local diamond Saturday at
ternoon, our boys finally getting the
decision after an exciting contest.
Perryville got away to a two run
lead in the first inning and main
tanned it until the fifth, when Rising
Sun broke through with one run.
Two more were added in the seventh
and two in the eighth. Perryville
got one run across in the ninth.
Smith was found for only three
safe hits by Rising Sun, but he gave
eight free trips to first, and these,
connected with damaging errors at
critical times, cost him the game.
Willis was found for seven safe
drives, but after a bad start in the
first, when two single and double
resulted in two runs. kept them wide
apart. He issued three bases on
balls. The score:
Perryville 200 90 20 0 l--3
Rising Sun 00001022 x-5
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

week at Camp Horseshoe and will as
sist with the Pageant.
Maurice Woodrow and family, West
Nottingham; the Samuel Woodrows, of
Wilkes Barre, spent last Thursday at
the formers cottage, Hacks Point
Beach.
Mrs. Ada Reese and daughter Miss
Deane were callers here at the home
of Mrs. Agnes Reese.
Hayford Robinson, John Nesbitt,
William Richards and Street d. Riley
returned to their homes on Sunday af-
ter spending the past week camping
along the Octoraro creek, near Green's
bridge.
William Kavanaugh and family,
Kennett Square. were callers here
Saturday evening.
Miss German, of Philadelphia, has
been spending some time with Miss
Emma Hibshman, West Nottingham
Manse
Betty Murray returned to her home,
Richardson Park. Del, Sunday from a
pleasant visit of several weeks at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles D. War
asld, catenayills, Nd:
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

1 wish to announce myself as Q
candidate for the State Senate, sub
ject to the Democratic Primaries.
1 am absolutely free Of any political
alliances that will prevent me from
doing my full duty to the citizens Of
this county and if elected promise
to do my utmost to abolish the use
less political offices with which the
taxpayers are afflicted, to eliminate
waste in county government and to
darstically reduce taxes.
Harold e. CObOurn,
Perryville, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

for Register of Wills, subject to the
Democratic Primary, l take this
means of notifying all voters and
ask for their support. If nominated
and elected, l will give the office my
personal attention.
Stanley Nj. Smith,
Ninth Election District.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
HOUSE OF DELEGATES

I hereby announce myself candi-
date for House of Delegates, subject
to the Democratic Primary in Sep
TENDER. The support of all voters
is earnestly solicited.
Thomas III. Reynolds,
Fourth Election District.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
sUsQUEHANNA LEAGUE
Standing of Clubs

The League race is developing
into a neck and neck contest. Three
clubs are now tied in the first posi-
ton, and all going strong.
The Jinx is still lowering over the
Perryville aggregation. These boys
have not landed a game in the sec
ond half, despite the fact that they
have been playing good ball.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
S1,4ss.54s.SO
FOR JUDGE OF ORPHANS
COURT

I hereby take this means of an
nouncing to the voters of Cecil
county, that will be candidate for
Judge of the Orphans Court, subject
to the Democratic primaries in Sep
TENDER. / solicit the support Of all
voters.
j. Frank Blake,
Childs, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
William H. Brown.
FOR CLERK OF THE COURT

/ hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office of Clerk of the Circuit
Court for Cecil County, subject to
the decision of the Democratic pri-
mary, September 18th. respect
fully ask your support.
T. Bayard Vineyard,
First Election District.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
CANDIDATE CARDS
FOR REGISTER OF WILLS

/ take this means Of announcing
to the voters of Cecil county. that ]
will be a candidate for Register Of
Wills, subject to the Democratic Pri-
mary in September. Your support
is solicited.
Robert J. McCauley,
Elkton, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

hereby announce myself candi-
date for State Senator subject to the
Democratic primaries. The support
of The voters of Cecil county is re-
spe, fully solicited.
Cecil Clyde Squier,
Port Deposit, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office of Register OF Wills of
Cecil county, subject to the decision
of the Democratic Primary election.
Your support is earnestly solicited.
Irwin G. Griffith,
Chesapeake City, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

Having decided to be a candidate
for Judge of the Orphans Court for
Cecil County, subject to the Demo-
cratic primary in September, / ask
the support of all voters.
Joseph f. Holt,
Union, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

Having decided to be a candidate
for County Commissioner, from
First Commissioners District, sub
ject to the Democratic Primary, in
September, 1 respectfully ask the
support of all voters.
Walter b. Scarborough,
Pleasant Hill.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
WEST NOTTINGHAM PRESBY-
TERRAIN CHURCH

Rev. A. H. Hibshman, Phi. D.. Pastor
Sunday School, 1000 A. M.
Worship, 1900 A. M.
Rev. VIM. McElroy of White Hall,
Md, will preach next Sunday.
You are cardially invited to all
these services
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

Having decided to be q candidate
for County Commissioner, from
Third Commissioners District, sub
ject to the Democratic Primary, in
September. l respectfully ask the
ST pporI OF al voters.
w. e. Fisher,
Colora, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

Having decided to be candidate
for County Commissioner, from the
Third Commissioners District, sub
ject to the Democratic Primary, in
September, l respectfully ask the
support of all voters.
Lawson @. T0sh,
Rising Sun. Nd.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

I hereby announce my candidacy
for County Treasurer of Cecil Coun-
~, subject to the Republican Pri-
.naries. Your support will be ap-
preciated.
Lawrence f. Sanders,
Perryville.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
FOR SHERIFF

l hereby take this means of an
nouncing myself as candidate for
Sheriff Of Cecil county subject to the
Republican Primary in September.
Your support is earnestly solicited.
Walter G. Miller.
Elktpn. Nd.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

At the coming Democratic primary
in September, l will be candidate
for nomination for County Commits
sioner from the Third Commission
ers' District. The support of all
voters is earnestly solicited.
David Il. Reed,
Rising Sun, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
COUNTY TREASURER

hereby announce my candidacy
for County Treasurer Of Cecil coun-
ty, subject to the Republican pri-
maries. Your support is solicited.
Robert @. Shippers,
Leslie Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

I hereby announce my candidacy
for Judge of the Orphans Court for
Cecil County, subject to the rules Of
the Democratic primary.
Delmar Smithers,
Chesapeake City. Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
FOR SHERIFF

Night Officer at Elkton, Nd.
David ]. Randolph, candidate Tor
Sheriff of Cecil county. subject to
Democratic Primaries in September.
respectfully ask your support
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

l take this means Of announcing
to the voters of Cecil county, that
will be candidate for Clerk of the
Circuit Court subject to the Demo
cratic Primary, in September.
also ask for the support of all voters.
Walter E. Buck,
Port Deposit, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

hereby announce my candidacy
for Sheriff Of Cecil County, subject
to the Republican primary. Your
support is solicited.
Wilson Coudon Reynoldss
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03
@. ELLIS DEIBERT

For Clerk of the Circuit Court
for Cecil County
Announcing my candidacy for the
above office. subject to the Republi-
can Primaries. Your support Ia
sincerely solicited.
My Promise In Office
Maintenance; Efficiency and Rapid
ty in Service; Fairness and Justice
to All.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

Having decided to be candidate
for Judge of the Orphans Court of
Cecil county, / take this means of
earnestly soliciting the support of all
persons who will participate in the
Democratic Primary, in September,
next.
William I'll. Brown,
Cecilton Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-08-03

Result OF Games Saturday
Rising Sun 5, Perryville 3
Havre de Grace s, Bel Air 7
The Washington times., 1934-06-04
By Mark He||inse r

It's about my girl friend, you see.
Ever since she became a nudist,
she won't go out with me.
"The other day I invited her to
a party-and all she said was:
I'm sorry, but I haven't got a
thing NOT to wear!'" Pc.
Dear Mark" advises Billy Gla-
son. Il read the other day about
remarkable man who played the
piano, and yet he had no hands.
That's wonderful, of course.
And yet he has nothing on plenty
of guys I hear on the radio every
day. They sing-and yet they
have no voices!"
"a certain Hollywood director"
states Howard Snyder, has a
habit of taking ambitious extra
girls for long automobile rides on
which his car never fails to stall
on some lonely road. He meets
with little success, however, since
the gals prefer to hoof it back
rather than submit to his insults.
Among the cutieS, he is known as:
The heel that makes walking
comfortable ".
The Washington times., 1934-06-04

This is the month for June
bugs and June brides And a
lot of the fireworks on the
Fourth of July, are the result
of June wedding.
/ understand that the mar
riage turnover has been so great
in the last few years, that the
jewelers. are planning to rent
wedding rings.
At a wedding the other day
I overheard someone say, do
you have detectives watching
your daughters preSentS?" The
father replied, mo, those are
the instalIment collectors"
After a ceremony is over the
bride usually discovers that al
though she may have IA carv-
ing sets, she still has to buy
her own can opener.
So Remember:
Marriage is a game Of give
and take. What you don't
give, she takes.