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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07
Why More Speed?
wells County Free Press


It seems that about every one car
out OF 20 should carry large death
head on the radiator as an emblem.
That is, about every twentieth car
Is responsible for . death as result
Of an auto accident. In 1888 there
were over 100 people killed In North
Dakota alone. That Is particularly
appalling when you realize that they
are mostly all results Of negligence on
the part Of the car owner or the car
driver. Carelessness. foolishness and
daredevilishness are perhaps the most
constant offenders. These drivers who
think it smart to 60 through stop
signs, pass on hills, cut IN and out Of
traffic, to speed, to run unnecessary
chances and in general have good
time with their car just seeing how
much they can get out Of are the ones
that are causing all our trouble now,
Those car owners who run their cars
without brakes, improper lights, OF
without proper repairs are the ones
that should stop to realize that they
are the ones who are responsible for
our large death list. II they would al
realize that the speed that Is being
put at their disposal Is the best thing
possible when It Is controlled, but the
worst thing possible when allowed to
60 without proper control they would
all make sure that their cars were
properly equipped.
Speed and more speed seems to b
thu main idea az the car builders now
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07
John Citizen Holds Key to
Recovery

II all the excess verbiage which has
been spouted forth concerning the
forgotten man" could be laid end to
end, it would reach from here to COM
plete futility.
Nevertheless, it Is worth while to
point out that slow shift In empha-
Els now taking place in Washington y
taking at least one forgotten man
out Of his former ohscurity and max
ing him the cock Of the walk.
This gentleman is none other than
the consumer hirnself-old John Cit
lien, who steps up to the counter.
pays his money. and goes home with
his groceries.
In the new concern which WASH
tngton Is displaying over his welfare,
It is possible to read = high amount Of
significance.
For It = only by keyins it, efforts
on the welfare Of tho ultimate con-
sumner that the New Deal, or any
other kind Of deal. really can reap the
fruitfulness which this mass produc-
ton err makes possible.
All Of which = just another way Of
saying that It doesn't do much good
to make things unless the chap you
plan to sell them to Is able 70 buy
them.
You can increase the farmers in.
come, for instance. . fast . yot
please: Il tho prices Of tho things h
;aas to buy 50 up 1t the same rat
hiss right where he started-whtch
- this particular case happens = b
II ! very bad way, indeed.
The same IS true d the laborer an
his waCe. q the professional man an
his salary, q tn investor and ht
Aiyldends.
Nov the consumer has many guisea
~ en-, II his other incarnation, b
Dteel puddlsr . : lawyer, schoo
1eacl1er . : hricklaysr. loom tsnds
lpr n elevator operator. Il = biz guis'
II tl,e purchaser q goods that = IN
lpoFtant.
Undo1s $500 way = found ~ Whicl
~ On = - filtnIs bsiy mors sxtsn
I1lgeav - - steadily Man = =
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07
It Isn't Just the Fishing
That Calls

Along about this time Of year, an
imperative desire begins to stir in the
breast OF the average citizen. He
wants, In short. to 60 a-fishing: he
doesn't much care where, and he
doesn't much care whether he catches
anything, but he does want to 60, and
the desire makes him restless.
It would be mistake to suppose
that he really envies President Roose-
welt his ability to get on . great
yacht and sail off to piratical seas
to hook tropical fish six feet long.
That is fishing de luxe, and for the
ordinary man It's thing to dream Of,
but not actually to desire. His wants
ere ever SO much simpler.
It all begins when the first really
epring-lke day comes strolling along.
The air drifts past his nostrils with an
nnsettling, whey tang to it, = couple
Of little white clouds tumble lazily
across blue sky, hopeful birds chirp
toolishly amid budding branches
and the fisherman begins to see
visions and dream dreams.
His vision, as like as not, will take
him q long way back In time and
space. He'll see = boyhood scene-a
Topped streamlet wandering without
purpose along the reedy borders Of
pasture-lots and plots Of woodland.
with messy dam and an old mill
somewhere In the distance, and .
barefooted youngster In q tattered,
cyer-sized straw hat loafing content
edly toward it, banks, crooked fish
ing pole over his shoulder and q
tomato can full Of worms In one fist
He will see this, or something like
1t from his own past: and while he
will remember all sorts Of stirring In
cidents connected Herewith, such AZ
the catching Of prodigous sunfish and
rock bass and an occasional repulsive-
looking bullhead, he will remember
chiefly the aura that used to invest
such expeditions-that unforgettable
priceless atmosphere of perfect happi-
1less. perfect contentment. and indo-
lent. care.free Well.beinR such a. nc
one but a boy with fishing pole ever
really knows.
And It Is the memory Of this that
unsettles our sober citizen, a. he
meditates on the business Of fishing
He may not know 1t, but what he
really wants Is to recapture an echo
Of that long-lost and halcyonic time
that he knew when he was In knee
breecheS.
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Barbs

Men viii not be permitted 70 wear
bathing suits without shirts Or jerseys
&C Atlantic City, this summer. Wnen
Il comes to that, let the women %
first.
i = y
Chemists soon Will have = drug
that Will make supermen out O.
us, predicts Columbia unlver-
sity professor. Stale stuff. any
done peddler will tell him.
(Copyri9ht, 1884, NEA Service, 1nc0
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Member OF Audit Bureau Of
Circulation

Member Of The Associated Press
The Associated Press Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
OF all news dispatches credited to It
or not otherwise credited In this
newspaper and also the local news Of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication Of all other
matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07
RESEMBLANCE TO BALONEY

A medical man sends in q hand
some brochure about . salve that
seems to enjoy considerable popular
ity with physicians Of the credulous |
class-and we have lot Of EN- in
practice-for the inside pages are re-
plete with testimonial letters which
purport to have been written by ply
sicians, though for some curious rea-
son the docs prefer to remain anony-
nous. Wonder what they were
ashamed Of?
The brochure contains some fine
illustrations. One shows just about
the prettiest nurse you could find In
seven counties, or at least . young
lady with q nifty waitress cap and
everything, in the act OF applying
some Of the salve to patient whose
pulchritude positively distracts the
eye from the nurse. And as though
that were not enough to remove the
last doubt of the prospective Gus
toner, there is q second scene In
which the nurse plays the Lady with
the Lamp. In this scene she holds a
kind Of portable reading lamp, !
should call it, SO that the powerful
white rays beat down upon the snowy
bosom of the patient. The legend
under Scene II reads Driving the
(Nostrum) In With Heat" Altogeth-
er 1t makes hot stuff.
The friend who sent me the item
for my collection marked one passage
printed in italics, which the nostrum
makers have probably found effective
in disposing Of any little skepticism
the gullible physician might have:
TT has been assumed by some
that the absorptive power Of the
skin IS comparatively small ow-
Ing to the protection Of the
horny covering Of the epidermis.
It will be n, however. upon
examination Of the illustrations,
that the epidermis has aboundant
openings in the sebaceous glands
and hair follicles, through which
drugs In suitable form may be
readily absorbed"
To any one with even an elemen-
tary knowledge Of anatomy and ply
siology 1t Is as absurd as would be
the argument that since there Is an
opening through which sound, air.
light and liquids may enter the ear,
q person may talk through his ears
with . little encouragement by the
right nurse.
One doctor was 30 delighted with
the free sample boxes OF salve the
nostrum maker sent him that hi
smeared up the environment with II
quite recklessly while the supply
lasted. But everything comes to ar
end eventually, and when the doc
had no more free salve to dispense
he bethought him Of an old trick
whereby It Is possible to get another
halt bushel sample cans out Of thu
average nostrum firm. He sat down
and wrote note Of praise for thu
stuff, putting just suggestion IN hi
testimonial that no would like Il
experiment further. This quaint old
gentleman solemnly states that h
had bad attack Of gout-an entity !,
confess wouldn't know II saw
and doubt any other physician
woodland he used the salve on TIN
, affected joints. After he. had beer
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

pertaining hygiene
diagnosis treatment will be answered by DR. Brady stamped
envelope enclosed Letters should brief written
ink reply made queries conforming instructions
Address Dr. William Brady. in care Of this newspaper
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thirds Of the industry's season pro-
duction had been achieved, which UNI
questionably wasn't bluffing.
The presidents recovery program
was threatened BY strike wave. His
MIRA was under attack from every
conceivable source and It's future u
grave doubt.
He couldn't depend q > 1aber
victory II h fought tho industry
-. !. Of L. weakness was dem-
onstrased By tho ease with which
Green and Tho Detroit boys &C.
cepted the settlement terms.
That's why Roosevelt backed VA
to.
ne may have piled up autumnnal
trouble for himself. and IT, almost
certain that he Will have 70 make .
srong bid for labor support before
elections. He may even strike boldly
at tpdustrialists within fortnight
no one ever knows what he win do
next.
Future labor Developments are
equally vague. (The labor crowd here
u completely confused.) It's that de-
lightful uncertainty about everything
which makes life here % interesting.
LEG sHOW-ARTuICIAL
Code hearings continue, with little
publicity. The artificial limb code
hearings found members Of the In
dustry frequently pulling up = pants
leg to demonstrate some new con-
traption.
It seems that many In the business
themselves are minus arm Or LEG.
And the arts and crafts code, COW
ering modelers, sculptoro, n UT
painters, wood carvers, stained-glass
window makers and the like was feat
ured by hot protest whom = deputy
administrator referred TO those pres
ent - producers"
The artists rose TO insist: "Were
MIR. FARLEY PLAYS CENSOR
Postmaster General Jim Farley in
sists on being the federal censor Of
books.
A prominent New Yorker recently
called to ask his support Tor . bin
which would provide jury trials tor
literature which the Postofflce De-
partment considered unfit Tor mall
Ing.
Under present law, Farley's SUBJ
ordinates can bar anything they con-
slider obscene, subversive, Or ubelous,
though the right Of customs officials
to do that was removed BY the Cut
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07

applying the salve Containing iodin)
for while the laboratory pathologist
found traces Of iodin in the analysis
Of the urine. The doctor says he had
not taken any iodin or iodides inter-
nally. So he seems to think the pres
ence OF the trace Of iodin in the urine
proves that the skin absorbs iodin.
Oh, well, as long as we have such
simple, credulous men in the medical
profession, we can't blame the laity
for being 50 gullible.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Bananas Are Easy to Digest
Bananas are hard to digest. Why?
n. Q. b.
Answer know Of no reason to
think SO. Ripe banana is an excellent
food for puny infants. It should be
fed to every infant. Banana pulp
when thoroughly ripe, sweet, yellow,
soft but not mushy, will prevent and
cure many intestinal troubles Of poor
" nourished infants.
Caffein
A chemist tells me that coffee Is
beneficial because Of the caffein It
contains. He says chaffein is q mild
stimulant which does not cause after
depression. However. he admits that
coffee may be harmful If boiled, be-
cause Of the tannic acid released by
boiling. Now !, and many other per-
sons. believe that fresh coffee that
has not been boiled at all Is q cause
Of bilious or acid reaction due to the
caffein content :. R. RI
Arswer-The chemist is right. But
he told you that only once, whereas
others tell you something else over
and over until you believe what they
tell you is so. Your final question:
Why do SO many eminent physicians
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07

Home economists now look upon the
practice q scrubbing linoleum Is dis
tinctly out Of date. The application
Of uuoleum finish to the floor GOV.
ering win not only protect the pat
tern from footwear, but also make It
possible to clean the surface easily
By simply mopping It.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-04-07
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought by other editors:
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
Evening star., 1934-01-30
THOs. J. OWEN & SON. AuCTIONEERS,
1431 EYE ST NV.

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE REAL
ESTATE. BEING TWO.STORY BRICK
BUILDING. CONTAINING STORE AND
APARTMENT, KNOWN AS 1902 FOUR
TENTH STREET NORTHWEST.
BY virtue n Of Nc eeran deed fot 81 tr1s &
the land records Of the District OF Columbia,
and at the request OF the, party secured
thereby. the. undersigned will sell at public
KGsRAY KGzR 155a TIE 81 sFvFSGE FSUK eok 5ex k
the following land and premises. situate in
the District Of Columbia, and being lot num-
bered two hundred and ten (210) in Henry
W. Howgate's subdivision of lots IN SQUARE
numbered two hundred and six (20S). as per
the records Of the ofdce Of the surveyor for
the District Of Columbia.
Terms Of sale: Purchaser to pay one
fourth OF the purchase, price In cash. the
balance in three instailments in one. two
mum. and secured by deed Of trust on the
property sold or all cash, at the option of
the purchaser: taxes paid or adjusted to the
date. Of sale; purchaser to pay interest on
purchase price from date Of sale to date OF
etc. at the cost Of the purchaser; good title
or no sale; A deposit Of $500 will be re-
quired at the time Of sale and settlement to
be. within. thirty 800 days Of the date OF
sale or deposit forfeited and the property
TeS9s at the cost a.. and Tsk Of the
vertisement Of said resale in some newspaper
published in wa'RlRfiGsn9 y WRfIs9 2 G5Aeoss.
saEyivins sgg i9sb TEgstse g. Nw
Ja2b.2so7 3o.31 .fe1 .o.3ST
Evening star., 1934-01-30
Trustees Sale of Modern Brick
Dwelling, Six Rooms and
Bath, No. SIG E Street NE.

BY virtue OF deed Of trust recorded IN
Liber No 6263. folio 3s9 ct seq. one Of the
land records of the District Of Columbia, and
undersiTned trustees will offer for sale by
pH5f pciHp T2p vTrH II tToDt Of r pEfRsfs
1894. AT FoUR-THIRTY O'CLOCK PM,
the following described property in the Dis
trict Of Columbia to wit: Lot 80 in Shields
and Cohen; trussees'. subdvision Of original s al
the Office Of the surveyor for the District
Of Columbia In Liher %. at folio 1s77..
Terms OF sale: Property will be sold sub
iect to prior deed Of trust for S3.250 at
90, due June 21. 1895 balance cash: a
sale. Examination of title. conveyapcing.
at cost Of purchaser. Terms to be complied
with within thirty days from day Of sale,
otherwise trustees reserve the right to resell
property. at risk and cost Of defaulting pur--
chaser, after five days advertisement Of
such, resale in some newspaper published in
Washington. D. c.. or deposit may be for
feited, or without forfeitins deposit trustees
may avail themselves Of any legal or eoui-
table rights against defaultng purchaser.
MEADE 3. WEAVER,
SAMUEL o. PECK.
ia25, ,27,30 feo,5 Trustees
Evening star., 1934-01-30
father OF ACHES0N
DIES IN CONNECTICUT
Bishop Of Protestant Episcopal
Church Served as Yankee
Division Chaplain.
By the Associated Press.
MIDDIETOWN Con

MIDDLETOWN, Conn, January 30
Right Rev. Edward Campion Ache
son. Protestant Episcopal Bishop OF
Connecticut and father OF Dean g.
Acheson, former Undersecreta:y OF the
Treasury, died Sunday at his nome.
He was rs years old.
Bishop Acheson had been Ill for sew
eral weeks with complications follow
ing an attack OF neuritis.
A native of England Bishop Acheson
led varied career, in the church, In
business and In war
He was a veteran Of the imperial
forces that put down the second Riel
rebellion in the Canadian Northwest
and received a medal for bravery In
rescuing a wounded officer under fire.
In the World War he served with the
American Red Cross and was chaplain
Of the 26th (Yankee) Division.
Before studying for the church he
was In business in England and In To-
ronto.
DR.. Acheson had been in the service
of the Protestant Episcopal Church,
both in the United States and Canada,
for 40 years before he was elected
Bishop of the Connecticut Diocese IN
1928. He became a naturalized citizen
In 1894.
He was a former grand chaplain Of
the Masonic Grand Lodge OF Connect-
cut.
Surviving are his widow, his sons,
Dean and E. Campion Acheson, Jr., OF
Westport, and a daughter, Mrs. Mar
garet Platt of New Canaan.
Evening star., 1934-01-30
TAos. J. OWEN & SON. AUcT1oNEERs

THOS. J. OWEN & SON. AUCTIONEERS.
sAhf sEE sgATn e HAIgos5h M
sooS R 81 zoTsP MaREfo E!hh
81 EEF oS6sFE 1s Tosa RsT6a ANR aISSs
the psymen. oi the the principal debt debt and nd Inter:
trust trust Bearing date January 4. 1875 and
so n s sha m sss6rd. Is E h. 81
Of taxes: and at the written request OF the
deed OF trust the undersigned. the trustee
named in said deed OF trust. will! offer for
sal ssie under under the provisions thereof; At pub,
TaESE Is %yEaRAX XESS.gH
city Of wsshineton. IN the he District y t CO:
wsg svshg @ ss7snysR. s' and st
two & in square one hunaed aH 10
Liber So. folio "a. Of the records of the
ofhce. of the surveyor Of the District Of Co
~ every KIND ana
which have been erected or placed thereon.
% dynamos. and m also % ali. each % and y0t every oi Il
the permanent or immovable interior i'm
provements and fixtures Of every kind and
used in connection herewith. with all and
singular the ways. easements, rights. prvi-
leges and appurtenances and hereditaments
to said premises belonging or in any wise
appertaintng.
Terms Of sale: One-third Of the purchase
price in cash, Of which deposit of $500
must be made with the trustee at time OF
sale. and the balance in equal notes OF the
purchaser. payable in one and two years
after date Of sale, with interest at the rate
Of five and four-tenths percent (54GD pei
annum and payable semi-annually, secured
by deed Of trust on the property sold. or all
cash. at. the option of the purchaser. the
terms Of sale to be complied with within
fifteen days from date Of sale. in default OF
which the property will be resold al the
risk and cost OF the defaulting purchaser
after five days Reimbursement in some news
! paper published in WASHINGTON. D. G.. al
conveyancing. title examination recording
and revenue stamps to be at the expense
UNION TRUST COMPANY OF
THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
By GEORGE E FLEMING Vice President
(Sealb Attest:
IRVING ZIRPEL
| Secretary.
HAMILTON & HAMILTON.
Union Trust Buildine
Attorneys for parties secured
ia21-d&SKinclfeo6
Evening star., 1934-01-30
W. q. SCHAF
ja30-fe1. 1858
THOS. j. OWEN K SON, AUCTIONEERS
143l EYE ST. NV.

gEoVE5 sAhf sAsF SrAA 4E TAIgdSEE Ig6S5s1NG M
WITH MODERN IMPRovEMENTs
hSMF HeEE n RhHNfsHs VAS MSs1as
By virtue Of q certain deed Of trust. dated
January 8. 1925 and recorded in Liber
0 D & s the ana land ffserSs ss St
trustee will sell at public auction. in front
Sekosk a,4 u zE jssA
fscs0 Dstrict Of i~e coiambIs @ and DESIGNATED as
and being part of lot numbered three (3l
others SUBDIVISION Of part Of Cleveland
Park" and "Connecticut Avenue Addition
R o he oe a Tie se
trict Of Columbia in Llber County 81, at
f9 bs s. aoa sssRnns ne Sf Of hs MscoS sf DG 5
feet west OF the northeast corner Of said
lot and running thence west along said
thence east IS feet; thence north to the
beginning; subject to the covenants that
fence SHAH Be erected within b .o5s distinse S. &
lar tine improvements. ways. easements.
rights. privileges and appTtenances to the
sane Terms osiVsisi of sale: one-fourth of the
chase price in cash of which deposit Of
$3.50 90 must be made with the trustee at
time of sale and the balance in equal notes
OF the purchaser payable in one and two
years after date Of sale with interest at the
rate OF Ave per centum (5T) per annum.
and payable semi-annually; secured by deed
at the option Of the purchaser. The terms
Of sale to be. complied with within fifteen
days from date Of sale. in default Of which
cost Of the defaulting purchaser. after fve
days Reimbursement in some newspaper
published in Washington, D. C.. All con:
veyanclnR title examination. recording. and
revenue stamps to be at the expense of the
purchaser
THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
Trustee.
Vice President.
(Seal.) Attest:
IRVING ZRPEL.
Secretary.
Evening star., 1934-01-30

PROPOSALS.
JANUARY %. 1881

JANUARY %. 1884.
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
Sealed Proposals will be ceived y the
Maryland. for the Addition TO the Upper
Marlboro High School building.
Proposals must be addressed to the Boayd
Of EDUCATION, Prince Georees County, Mary.
be delivered at the Metropolitan Building
police Headauartersl. corner Westminster.
Baltimore Blvd: and Spencer Street. Hyatts-
vile. Maryland. on or before February z.
1884. Bids will be received until 7:30 PM,
at which time they will be publicly opened
and read.
The erection Of this building is subject to
the requirements Of the Federal Emersency
Administration Of PUBLIC Works, These re.
and sub-contractors. are set forth In detail
in the specifications.
Copies Of DRAWINGS and Specifications may
be secured from Upman & Adams. Archi-
tects. 744 Jackson Place. Washington. D. @.
Deposit OF certified check to order Of archi-
tects to amount Of S15 required; $40 to
be refunded upon return OF drawings and
specifications.
NICHOLAS OREM.
Superintendent of Schools.
Prince Georges County. Nd.
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