The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1934-01-25
What Others Think

Next time European nation tries to borrow moi
ey from Uncle Sam, the old gent may say that it will
be all right you get Finland to sign the note
with you.-Bemidji Sentinel
An editor dying. When the doctor bent over,
placed his his breast and said: "Poor mani Cir
cuaton almost gone!" The dying editor shouted: "You
re liar! We have the biggest circulation in the coun-
try."-Foley Independent
In Minnesota, an advertisement says trucks pay
two and half times their share of highway costs.
When you meet them on the highway, too you realize
they take up two and half times their share of the
road-Appleton Press.
A Sleepy Eye farmers lost large hog He found
it five weeks later underneath a strawstack It was
still alive but had lost 800 pounds during its enforced
stay. All the reducing parors need is few straw
stacks.-Lake Wilson Pilot.
A newspaper the community its news of the
day. and every town entitled to the support of the
newspaper for worthwhile projects, but in turn, the
community owes its support and cooperation to the
newspaper. Newspapers should not give line of space
to activities other projects when the newspaper
ceives no support from them.-Minnesota Press
looks up to the rich nor down to the poor who can
lose without squealing and win without Dragging; is
consderate of women children and other peoples who
is too brave to e too generous to cheat and too
sble to Loaf and takes his share Of the worlds goods
and let's other people have THEIRS has the character
stics of true gentleman.-LeSueur News Herald
A discouraged editor sat down on the patches of
his pants and penned the following lines Lives of
oft a
chance The more work. there grows behind us
bigger patches in pants On our pants, once new
and glossy, strips of different hue, all be-
subscribers nger and don't pay what is due.
Then let's all be up and doing, send your mite, how
small when SHOWS and winter strike will
have pants at all"-Ex.
THE government is engaged in an undertaking
to effect and enforce codes of fair competition for
every business in the country and yet it contin-
to print envelopes in competition with the printers
of the country at price that is only less than the
printer purchase the blank stock for but it is
less than the asks the printer for the
tage necessary transport the envelope few miles
In many ways there is bigger chseler in the
try than the government itsef-Hayti u.s. d. Herald
Enterprise.
n EDWOOD FALLS, Minnesota, intends to feature
X pokas and quadriles when it joins the 5000
munities in the United States which will stage
celebrations of President Roosevelts birthday jan
uary 80, proceeds Of which to go into endow
ment fund for the Warm Springs Foundation for re-
lief of infantile paralysis sufferers.
In planning old time dance program for this
occasion Redwood Falls believes dt is launching some
thing unique The idea not only has the virtue of novel
ty but it seems peculiarly fitting to the spirit of the
times Many observers of the national today
of the opinion that the trend of social activities is to-
ward the diversions of the Gay Ninees, and before.
Certainly there various indications that the swing
of the pendulum is in that direction; witness the return
of the bicycle beer feminine curves, seersucker suits,
mountain music" and whatnots. Why not return al
so to the polka and quadre the figure caller and the
fiddler?
Redwood Falls intends to celebrate the Presidents
birthday in this wholesome, old-fashioned manner
and promises to have lot of fun doing so.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
TN certain middle western hospital lies policeman
| paralyzed from the hips to the toes. He has been
there for nearly three years. ever since he fought
gun battle with bandit and got bullet in the
spine. For long time he had been deeply despond-
ent-as who, in his case, would not be?
But now he is beginning to feel hopeful again. and
it all happens because someone gave him fancy
nate kind of clock which bears little statue of Frank
lin D. Roosevelt standing at the helm of ship. The
crippled policeman explains it like this:
Zone day / happened to notice Roosevelt there,
and began to think.
".Here,' said to myself, is the greatest man in
the world. And just look at the handicaps he
came. Why, his legs were weak as mine. And
now look at him.
$50 figured to myself, if fellow like that could
get well and then go to do the things Roosevelt
has done, then there was hope for me. You know,
the more thought about Roosevelt why the stronger
became.
II don't even feel any pain any more, and it won't
be long before I'm out of here.
81 used to thing that inspiration and that stuff
was lot Of boloney. That before got this