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Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11
COKESBURY

Services at Cokesbury NJ. +
Church next Sunday A Mothers
Day program will consist Of special
music. Preaching at IL a. M, by
Rev j. II. Gardner. Everybody in
vited.
Horace Fleetwood at Old Furnace
died May 5th, after a lingering i'll
ness. He leaves a widow and six
sons: Roland and Charlie, of Will
mingtOn; Wilbur of Georgetown: !:
Delbert, Dallas and Oscar. at home,
and several brothers and sisters
Funeral services were held at Cokes-
bury. NJ. f. Church last Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert King enter
tained last Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs.
Linden T. Isaacs and daughters, Mr.
and Mrs. Granville Lambden and
sons, and Mr.. and Mrs Calvin Smack
and family.
Misses Dorothy and Esther HILL
MedfOrd Cannon Of BridgeVille.
Misses Thelma and Doris King were
Reh0bOth visitors last Sunday al
ternOOh.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Kitchens and
Betty Jane were guests of the lat
ter's parents last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Swain and
son were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Elmer Swain last Sunday
Granville Messick of Marcus Hook
was dinner guest OF Mr. and Mrs
Alfred Messick last Sunday.
Miss Annie h. Moore, All Club
leader of Georgetown. met with club
members at Miss Esther Hills last
Tuesday evening and demonstrated
serving OF full course dinner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Hastings en-
tertained last Sunday at dinner, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Boyce and daugh-
ter, Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Elliott.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sirman Elliott. of
Laurel
Mr.. and Mrs. Granville Lambden
were guests If the latter's parents.
Mr. and Mrs. c. II. wilkins, last
Sunday.
Mrs. Pearl Spicer and children
spent the weekend with her par
ents.
Several from this community at
tended the variety shower last Sat
urday evening in Concord COmmuni- |
ty House in honor Of the newlyweds. !
Mr. and Mrs. Carlton Jones.
Miss Peggy Jones who has been
employed in Wilmington. has re
turned nome 10 spend some time with /.
her parents
The y. II. d. Club will meet We'd
nesday, May 10th. at the home Of
Mrs. j. n. Russell Let's have
large attendance. Miss Zion. the
leader. will he with us: starts
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11
BRIDGEVILLE
James Layton Died

James Layton Died
James Layton, resident OF
Bridgeville for many years, died at
his home on Delaware Avenue, Sum
day, May 9th, 1884. His death came
as surprise to tOwnsfOlk because
he had not been critically i'll until
just few days before his death.
! He leaves widow and two daugh-
ters. Mrs. William Newton of Bridge
Vile. and Miss Anne Layton Of
Philadelphia; son, Horace Layton
OF Chester, a son Leon, of Chester,
and a son, Wilson, who lives in one
OF the southern states. All were at
his bedside except Wilson, who had
not arrived when death took place.
Mr.. I.ayton's funeral was held on
Wednesday at 2 p. m, in the NJ. f.
Church. lnterment was made at
Bethel, Del.
May Day exercises were held on
Monday under the direction of Miss
Betty RuUs. The first six grades
participated. Many Out-Of-tOwn
guests were present.
Mrs. Ruth Brown and Mrs. Grant
Friedel' entertained seven tables at
benefit bridge party last week.
Proceeds to 90 to Tuesday Night
club.
Mr.. Parsons new home on Wal
nut street is nearing completion.
Mrs. W. 4. Belts is able to be out
after being confined To her home
for two weeks following tOnsil
operation
Mrs. Shirley Staples has returned
to her home after staying for sew
eral weeks with Mrs. Tillie Cover
dale
\ spirit of optimism seems To be
sweeping over town since asparagus
and trucking is giving work to large
numbers Ot. formerly unemployed
men and boys. The women too dre
finding work in Out-Of-tOwn shirt
factories.
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11

vens have gone to Norfolk, Va. tC
join w. w. Hudson also of this town
for the berry season.
Mrs. Louise Roach Of Georgetown
Is spending some time with her
daughter, Mrs. Buell. and two girls
Jeanette and Carolyn, during the alb
sence of Mr.. Buell..
Mrs. Mary Bradford has been seri-
ously III for several days past and is
but very little better at this writing.
Miss Louise iBrasure entertained
Marilyn and Barbara Greenberg at
the home. OF her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward l.. Brasure. over the
weekend, while their parents, Mr..
and Mrs. William Greenberg were
visiting in Baltimore, Md.
Messrs. Howard Pepper and John
Davis made business trip to North
Carolina the FIRST OF the week.
u. s. Senator John G. Townsend.
Jr., OF Washington, d. C., was at his
home In town over the weekend
and had as dinner guests on Sun
day, Preston c. Townsend, Mr.. and
Mrs. John A. Tubbs and two sons.
Townsend and Bill, Vaughan +.
Moore and Mrs. Ida Townsend.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Clifton Hastings en-
tertained a number of friends at
bridge supper ON Friday.
Mrs. Miriam Dukes has been
spending a few days In Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roland Herdman and
children. Doris and Beckley, of Do
YER, spent the weekend in town as
the guests of Mrs. HeFdman's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Pepper
Other guests on Sunday were, Miss
Evelyn Truitt of Frankford. and Miss
Elizabeth Murray. of town.
MFR. and Mrs. William Wilgus of
Bayard, Mr.. and Mrs. William Will
gus and little son of Bethany Beach,
visited relatives I'm town on Sunday.
Elijah b. Lynch who has not been
very well is still not very much bet
ter.
Lewellyn Stevens was also on the
sick list the first of the week.
Miss Carolyn Buell. entertained
II of her young friends on Monday
afternoon in honor of her eighth
anniversary. Games were
played and refreshments were serV-
ed. and all had very happy time
with Carolyn and wished her many |
more happy birthdays. Her guests
were from her grade in school with :
he exception of few neighbOrs.
The music classes of the various
schools participated in the Sussex
County Music Festival held in the
Milton High School on Tuesday at
ernoOn of this week Mrs. Paul
Pepper of this town. who is teach
ng at ROxana. accompanied her
music group from grades 6. and s.
Ter part of the program being yes
Ter hymns and Robin Hood.
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11

promptly at p. m. Everybody be
on time
Mr. and Mrs John EskriGge of
SedfOrd, We're guests last Sunday
Of Mr.. aud Mrs. Harley Wilson.
Virgil Wilson aud Miss Helen
Jones attended the surprise party
iven in honor OF Calvin Jones, last
Friday evening.
MI and Mrs. Eli Elliott were Sun
day guests 90 Mr and Mrs. J. r.
elliott
The Ladies Aid of Cokesbury NJ.
f.. Church will meet AT the home OF
Misses Thelma and Doris King.
Wednesday evening. May 18th.
Everybody invited.
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11
WARWICK

The property owners along the
river front at Oak Orchard, are re-
placing the piers and boardwalks,
which were torn away by the storm
and ice last winter. They will be
ready for Decoration Day.
Sunday was an ideal day for mo-
toring and scores of people visited
the resorts along Indian River.
Joseph Prettyman of near Holly
vile spent the weekend with his
uncle and aunt. Mr.. and Mrs. John
p. Warrington and son Samuel.
Mrs. +. l.. Barto spent few days
this week with her mother, Mrs. S.
A. Warrington.
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11

May 13 at $50 a. m. A special pro-
gram is being arranged for the oc-
casion, also an inspiring sermon will
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11

be delivered by our pastor, Rev. Rob-
ert f. Green. Come, bring, your mo-
ther and friends with you.
Milford chronicle., 1934-05-11

cemetery.
Mothers Day will be observed at
Trinity NJ. Z. Church on Sunday.
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
Stars
InOpera Quartet

One Of the first musical attrac-
lions Of the 1934-35 season that
Washington will hear in Novem-
Der viii be the newly organized
Metropolitan Opera Quartet, con-
sisting Of Grace Moore, soprano;
Rose hampton, contralto; Edward
johnson, tenor, and Richard Bo-
nelh, baritone, which Mrs. Doro-
thy Hodgkin Dorsey will present
at Constitution Hall on November
20 as the opening attraction Of
her Tuesday afternoon recital Sc
ries at that auditorium.
The personnel Of the Metropoli-
tan Opera Quartet offers q note
worthy array Of operate and con-
cert personalities. Not since Aida,
Lazzari, Martinelli and DeLuca
formed q quartet some eight years
ago has the American concert
stage offered a quartet of such
renown as the four stars who will
make a 33-day tour Of the coun-
try as far North as Canada.
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
By Mark He||inser
BY Feg Murray

> esleeping. After he'd had his cof-
; fee, he'd awaken his fare. And II
the drunk still insisted on going
to New Haven, he'd take chance
with him.
Jim drove over to Eighth Ave
nue. and entered his favorite cof-
fee pot. He sat there for almost
an hour, discussing the problems
of the world with the counterman
And as he rose to leave, he talked
of hisgfare- with another driver.
IT don't know just what to do
about it," said Jim. ''The guys
out like a light. I thought OF
drivin' him to New Haven and
takin' a chance on the pay. But
it's gettin' late and well, I
just don't know"
The other driver offered his
opinion.
IF he don't look like ready
money, Jim, you'd be a sucker to
take the job, I'd advise you to
take him back where you picked
him up and charge him whatever's
on the clock. You're better off
in the long rum"
Jim accepted the advice. He
stepped back into his cab and
drove back to his original stand.
AS he came to a stop, he discov-
cred that the drunk was awake.
The stewy one struggled with
the door handle and finally stag
gered out. Fumbling about in his
pocket, he drew out two $40 bills
and passed them to the driver.
"Just a minute, mister" Jim
protested. IF you want to pay
me, I can't"
The stew cut him short.
"Stop gettin' fresh," he hic-
coughed. "You mus think I'm
drunk, or somethin'. I know as
well as you how mush it costs to
drive to New Haven and back.
Another word outa you an I'll
have the cops here"
And with that he stumbled
away, leaving Jim $40 richer for
q drive Of two hlocks!...
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

Zero weather in Argentine brings
out fur coats and ear laps. .10-year-
old Louise KriSt and her romantic
and euphoniously tagged LAmce-
lot, Childe de Rohan d'Harcourt,
find the law cool to their idyllic
iaison and sigh for the days Of the
minstrel era when poets and
aingerS loved freely while mon
RrchS applauded. ..
Three Jersey youngsters come
10 the end Of the road, with hot
siugs In their bodies and tape
over Silenced mouths. The Bo-
MvianS and the Paraguayans enter
their third year Of war and thou
sands Of South American young
bterS are dead fighting for q vague
cause. "A simple Canadian farmer
draws more front-page headlines
because his wife gifts him with .
Nlnntet of bowling young women
than the new and handsome young
king Of all the BelguimS whose
royal wife presents him with .
single heir. Millionaire young
Eter AStor pouts and talks for the
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
White House Policeman Wins S.
In "Operator 13" Contest

Traeger Of Los Angeles county,
California, who probably knows
more about the famous Aimee
Semple Mcpherson disappear.
ance and the Hickman muir
der than most Of US, is now .
Congressman in Washington
serving his first term.
"That the late lamented
Jimmy ROIph, Of California,
though a millionaire, never wore
shoes. Short boots for both
formal and informal wear.
GAMES H. MULGANNON."
The five contestants awarded a
pair Of tickets each to Loew's Fox
Theater were:
Miss Frances Wolfe, 1433 Colum,
bia Rd. N. w.
Miss Margaret Allen, Tudor
Hall, Tenth and Massachusetts
Avenue Northwest.
Eddie Gilbride, 1919 G st. N. W.
Roy Flanagan, 1882 v st. N. W.
Manel Rayes, 6812 Wisconsin
Ave-, Bethesda, Md.
The general excellence of the
entries and hearty response to this
contest inspires the promise of
anot her shortly. Apparently,
Washingtonians enjoy gossip-hunt.
ing and writing. There are plenty
Of embryo WinchellS and Sobols
among those who contributed. Un.
til the next contest, be on the
lockout for peppy items, save them
and enter them next time.
Congratulations to the very de-
sarvinS winnerSI
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

zen, cOntf0Iler OF lie ana 0c@1AA'
admits he would trade his power
and his possessions to hold on to
his failing sight. Thousands OF am
bilious youngsters are graduated
from leading universities this
week, but statistics show that
only one out of every 100 win
command an income Of more
than 5000 annually-and only
one out of a million will be-
come President Of the United
States.
Columnists ferret out secret
marriages and impending bassi-
netings, but wisecracking, brainy
Dorothy Parker manages to keep
her pianiSsimo merger with Ac-
tor Alan Campbell quiet for eight
long months. The worthy Rev.
DR.. Christian Fichthorne Reisner
deplores the excitement of mil
lions over the er-Carnera duel
$50, 900 paid $425, 900 to get in
side the arena, where the mob
shouted with glee over the blood
spilled by the beastly giants"
The blood" to which the worthy
clergyman objected flowed from
the schnozzola of the Gargantuan
Camera. Better to get excited
over a little blood letting from
the nose, it seems to me, than to
weep over hundreds Of thousands
Of men who fall on battlefieldS
fighting sometimes for q cause
far less worthy, believe it or not,
than a heavyweight champion
ship.
Young 12-year-old VASTLY Sta
lin, offspring Of Russia's die
tator, brings home a report card
that scowls up his famous pap
py's face. Kids should get great
comfort out Of this. Children
Of famous people are never noted
for undue scholarly precocity. Vt.
Dead is Tom Mason who is
said to have written close to
$4,000 gags in his lifetime and
sold most Of them. Gag collect
ing is a hobby with many people
.. Hal Horne of United Artists
has four girls working and clip
ping and filing every quip, pun.
gag printed in columns, mags,
papers, etc.. David Freedman
has a cabinet full Of gags, an
cient and modern, all catalogued
:. Tom DAWN, associate editor of
Cosmopolitan, is another Of the
collectors. In DoyleStown, Pa,
Betty Vickery is fined 81 for hav-
ing two husbands and grins hap
PLY until the judge adds q Jail
sentence Of from two months to
two years. =.
Thousands will collect Friday
on the picturesque Thames (pro-
nounced "Thaymes" in Connec-
ticut and not "Temms") to watch
the Yale and Harvard crews
sweep by. Not the least inter
ested spectator will be the Pres
ident of the United States, only
a proud pappy Of a rowing young
Ster on this occasion. He would
do well to visit the little village
Of Groton across the river which
still looks like a Revolutionary
War print in our history books
:. He must learn to pronounce it
"Grotton" and perhaps it will
amuse him to learn that the tiny
hamlet has no gas with which to
heat or illuminate but he will be
thrilled by the modern submarine
base. Journal headline writer
shows flash of genius when he
heads story: "Rain LaunderS
City" Headline writing is an
art that only few acquire. 1t
must be cryptic, sparkling and
pointed. It is the news story's
show-window...
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

his seat at the wheel and
scratched his head. AS badly as
he needed the money, he couldn't t
see a trip to New Haven with a
drunk who obviously didn't know
what it was all about.
The ride called for more than
IS miles each way, and the sleep
ing beauty in the back wasn't ex-
actly prosperous looking. It was
very doubtful that he would be
good for the fare.
''This is a cut note," Jim NUT
tered to himself. IT don't get a
break all night. And when some
thin does pop up, it's a drunken
bum that wants to go to New
Haven. Fine business!"
He thought the matter over for
a few minutes, and then decided
to drive over for a cup of coffee.
He'd permit the stew to continue
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

One Of the policemen who guard
The White House, James II. MuI
cannon, is the winner Of the last
k5 prize to be awarded in The
Washington Times-LoewS FOX
''Operstor 13" contest which ends
today.
Mr.. Mulgannon'S contribution
follows:
Things I Never Knew Till
Now
"That the White House was
formerly Of brown sand stone
OoIOr.
"That boats used to sail along
what is now Constitution Ave
nue. and were m0Ored ut Sew
enth Street.
"That o WaShingtOnian, Emil
FOnStead, wrote the welE-knOwn
stein Song in 1900.
THAT 'Jeb' Stuart, the South
ern cavalry leader, was 50 called
because ]. E. B. StOOd for James
Ewell Brown.
"That an English composer
Middleton, wrote o typicalIy
Southern composition, Down
South yet never visited the
United States during his life.
"That a comparison of the
opening strains Of Alice in
Wonderland and the old ditty
Of childhood days, 'ShOO, Fly,
Don't Follow Me- will shOw
them identical.
"That Marvin II. Mcintyre
and Senator CapDer Of Kansas
are dead ringers for cash ether.
THAT former Sheriff Bfl1'
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

Germany has followed the
lead of France, England, and
the rest, and refuses to pay the
war debt. She, too, has Joined
"The Renege Of Nations
When it comes to debt cOlIec-
tionS, it looks as though Uncle
Sam has about as much chance
AZ D wOOdpecker in D petrffied
forest.
Germany can't figure out why
she should have to pay every
nations expenses. So she de-
cided to make 1t "A Dutch
Treat"
Most Of the countries i'm Eu-
rope claim that they're so hard
up they don't know where their
next war Is coming from.
The next time any country
tries to borrow money, we
should only lend them half Of
what they ask. I'm that way
they lose half and we lose half.
So Remember
All war and no pay, makes
Jack mighty scarce.
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

The King of Siam. overlord Of
millions of abject subjects,
lwealthier than our wealthiest citi.
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

PEGSS ana u1S Social eX-1ldQCGc
nanny, Mrs. Gillespie, talks, too,
while millionaire youngster Jimmy
Donahue with the connivance Of
Chorus boy Chet O'Brien and
Marilyn Miller walks cat on the
stage Of the Music Box in the
scene satirizing his pretty cousin
Barbara Hutton Mdivani-dreSsed
In the costume of a Mdivani prince
Its great fun for Jimmy, but
Ehe management is panicky and
Ehorusboy Chet O'Brien is fired. .
Most colorful Of American ten
mis- players, Helen Wills Moody,
announces contemplated return
30 the courts, and back in France
another colorful racquet-wielder,
the tempestuous Suzanne Lenglen.
Bighs as she walks the streets,
unmobbed by autographiendS and
ponders over ephemeral glory.
The Earl of Lonsda1e chuckles
rs his guests gasp when he tells
him that once he held up a
Denver stage coach. 1t was all
b joke and the Earl is now one
of England's wealthiest squires
.. Bandit Dillinger who robs
banks and kills policemen must
Wonder II some day he. too, will
be able to tell guests Of his
6outhful exploits. .Bucanneer La
fitte is still legendary hero to
The citizens of New Orleans, but
Chinese pirates of today are no
heroes, to their governments nor
10 the OccidentalS whom they
kidnap, torture and hold for ran
bOm...
! The King Of Siam, overlord of
millions OF abject subjects,
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
Long a Hacker

Just for the sake of variety
and because his name is Jim, we
will call the driver Jim. He's
about 40 years Of age, and he's
been hacking ever since the days
of the red flag. In case your
memory is short, red flag always
betokened a meter that registered
an extra dollar every time the
cab hit bump.
Jim usually hacks in the West
Forties, near Sixth Avenue. About
a week ago, around three in the
morning, he sat at his wheel and
looked gloomily about him. There
wasn't anything doing, and it
didn't look as though he'd pick up
another fare. Oh, well, he'd hang
around for 80 minutes more and
then call it go.
He unfolded his favorite news
paper and read the same sporting
page for the third time that night.
He had just reached the point
where the sporting editor was urg-
ing a fight between James j. Brad.
dock and Max Baer-when the
stew appeared.
Jim dropped his paper and
stepped hastily from his cab. The
stew seemed much Like other
stews-except that, if anything,
he was a trifle Stewier. The
driver held open the door and
the drunk Swayed unsteadily.
'T'm a businessh man. ~he said.
Zone Of the bes' businessh men in
the world. You unnerstan' me?"
"You bet" nodded Jim. IT can
tell by lookin' at you that you're
a heluva business man. Step
right in, mister, and I'll drive you
home in no time"
The drunk fell into the machine
and hiccoughed loudly.
"Who'sh Sayin anything bout
goin' home?" he demanded. "I
JUS told you I'm a husinessh man
and businessh men don't go
home. You wanna make some
thin out Of it?"
Jim grinned.
''No chance, buddy. We're pals,
you and I. Just tell me where
you want to CO."
The stew settled back In COM
fort.
I'm goin' to New Haven" he
announced. II got some businessh
up there. You drive me up, wait
It'll my businessh is over. and then
you drive me back. Unnerstan'?"
Jim didn't think he heard cor
rectly.
"Just a minute, mister. I don't
quite get you. You're in New
York now, you know. Are you
sure you want to go to New
Haven?"
The drunk gazed at him bel
ligerently.
He's Not Drunk
"WasSa matter with you?" he
asked. when I say I wanna 60
to New Haven, thas where I
wanna go. I'm a businesSh man
and got a lot of friends in Tam
many-so you better. not get fresh
about it.
"You gotta lot of nerve tellin'
me my businessh. What do you
think am-drunk or somethin'2
Close that door and start drivin'.
We're gonna go to New Haven"
With that announcement off
his chest, the stew relaxed. His
head dropped back against the up
holstery and. in q moment, he
was snoring Justify.
Jim closed the door, resumed
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
THE VOICE OF
Broadway
BY Louis SObOl-
World on Parade!

Postmaster General James j. Fareys missus gets herself
written up in Cannes the besdressed this season
the Riviera Washngtons bestdressed baby, Sste
Roosevelt DALI is bored because her nanny insists upon
taking her out West on "mYsterious'' business.
The Washington times., 1934-06-21

M626ckE
FEATURE PHOTOPLAYS
in Washington's leading pic
ture theaters today and their
starting times are as follows:
FOX.
"OPERATOR 13"
II A. NJ, 1:45, 4:25, 7:1o,
$50 P. M. Stage shows
at 12:45, $3.50, 6:15,
8:55 P. M.
EARLE.
"MANY HAPPY
RETURNS"
11:15 A. NJ, LAS, ABS,
7:3O, 1905 P. NJ. Stage
shows at 12 As, 1886,
6:25, 9 P. M.
RK0 KEITH's...
"LIFE OF VERGIE
WINTERS"
II :53 A. NJ, 1 :53, 8 :53, 5 :53,
1853, 9:53 P. NJ.
COLUMBIA.
VIVA VILLA"
II :55 A. NJ, 2:15, ABS, 7.
9:2O P. NJ.
METROPOLITAN.
DOUBLE DOOR"
1905, 2:3O, 4:55, 7:2O,
$40 p. m.
1AAAOG
"SADIE M'KEE"
1915, 2:35, 4:55, 7:2O,
$40 P. M.
HOWARD.
"THREE KEYS"
2:3O, so, 9:10 p. m. Screen
features at II 80, 40,
7:O5, 1915 p. m.
Pryor as Lifeguard
Between New York stage en-
gagementS Roger Pryor, MAJ
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
All In a Day
Ride to New Haven

another taxi story This happens to be true And
ism of the best cab yarns you heard miss
guess. Take a peek:
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
Mae Coins Phrases

Mae West Is the originator Of
the phrases, what a mani"
Don't call me Madame" and
why don't you come up some
time?"
The Washington times., 1934-06-21
PRYOR as Lifeguard

Between New York stage en-
gagements Roger Pryor, Mae
Vests leading man in 1T Amt
No sin," was q nfeguard on Long
Island bathing beaches.
Voice of action. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1933-1936, 1934-06-22
EusOn Cuts
Ship Lines,
Runs AWdy

SEATTLE, June 22.-Turning
company thug last week, j. G..
EusOn, Northwest manager of
Luckenback Lines, and a cote
RTE of sOcialite crOnies cut the
mOOring lines of a Luckcnback
liner at TOdd'S to send it to sea
with a strike-breaking crew.
Inability to run the blockade
of strikers with company scabS
made it necessary for the ship
ping barOns to act as their own
strike breakers. The scab crew
was sneaked into the yards dis
guised as bakery goods. Then,
well liquOred, the sOcialite mus
keteers valiantly cut the lines
and sent the ship to sea.
Meanwhile, the large group of
pickets became aware of the
trick and started to swing into
action. WhereupOn Strikebreak-
er EusOn, fearing for his neck,
called the local police to taxi
him back to town.
AS his shiny Lincoln roared
through the picket line, EusOn
was reported lying on the floor
boards below the back seat,
quaking with the fear of i'm
pending doom.