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Evening star., 1934-03-16
DR.. LEWIS F. BROOKS
DIES IN POOLESVILLE
Prominent Veterinary Surgeon Is
Survived by Widow and
Nine Children.

Special Dispatch to The Star
POOLESVILLE. Nd, March 16.-As
q result Of third stroke Of paralysis
suffered a few days ago Dr.. Lewis
F. Brooks, IS, well known veterinary
surgeon, died last night at his home
here.
He Is survived by his widow, Mrs
Mary Katherine Brooks, and the fol-
lowing children: Margaret E., James
e. and Harold G. Brooks Of Pooles-
vile: Mrs. H. L. Shepherd of St
Petersburg. Fla; Leo F. and Beulah
M. Brooks Of Washington, D. c.; Mrs.
j. H. Snyder of Oldtown, Md; Elsie
M. Brooks Of Rockville and Boyd Z. S.
Brooks Of Baltimore.
He also leaves three brothers. Ben
jamin and Harry Brooks of Martins
burg. w. Va, and John w. Brooks
Of Worthington, w. Va.
Funeral services will take place at
O'Clock Sunday afternoon at the
Poolesville M. E. Church South and
burial will be in the Monocacy Gene
terry at Beallsville. DR.. Brooks was a
native of Shenandoah County, Va,
and had lived here the past % years
Evening star., 1934-03-16
ATTACK IS FATAL
I. TO COL. /. A. Mann
Former Local Lawyer Was
Hoover's 1928 Leader
in South.

Col. Horace Atlee Mann, former
Washington attorney and Hoover
leader in the South In the 1928 cam
paign, died yesterday in Nashville at
the age of IS. The Associated Press
reported that for the past four weeks
he had been under treatment In st.
Thomas Hospital, in the Tennessee
capital, for a heart ailment.
Mann was credited with being
largely responsible for the break in
the solid South" made by Herbert
Hoover in winning the presidency.
He was blamed by Democratic lead
ers for the religious attacks leveled
against Alfred E. Smith, their nomi-
nee, but disclaimed these charges a
year ago when he and his wife were
received into the Catholic Church.
Earlier Col. Mann has broken with
Hoover. presumably over patronage in
the South, and had fought as ardently
against his denomination as he had in
behalf of the Republican candidate
four years previously.
Lived Here Decade.
For more than decade Mann prac-
ticed law here, being engaged prin-
cipally in Federal income tax matters.
With the launching of the Hoover
campaign in 1928, he became nation
ally prominent, but there always was
more or less mystery surrounding his
operations. He maintained an office
in New York, it was recalled in Nash
vile last night by Lee Brock, an at
torney, who was his longtime friend
but his activities we're generally con-
sidered to be centered in the Southern
States.
With the election of Mr.. Hoover. the
Republican machinery in the South
began to undergo an overhauling. and
1t was then that the split occurred.
In December, 1881, Col. Mann set up
an office here as headquarters of what
was described as a Nationwide move
ment to defeat Mr.. Hoover for sec
ond term. Declaring the then Presi-
dents denomination would be an
utterly useless gesture" and certain
to end In defeat the following No.
vember, Mann said party regulars"
we're enlisted in the anti-Hoover move.
Became Catholic.
The next time Col. Mann figured
prominently In the news was a year
Evening star., 1934-03-16
R. A. LONG, LUMBER
MAGNATE, SUCCUMBS
Mrs. Hayne Ellis Of Washington
En- Route When Father
Died at SO.
Ry the Associated Press.

BY tf1e Associated Press.
KANSAS CITY, March 16.-Robert
A. Long, 80, chairman of the board
of the Long-Bell Lumber Co., and
founder of a large lumber fortune,
died last night after an operation for
an intestinal obstruction.
Mr.. Longs condition took a turn
for the worse late yesterday after
noon when physicians detected a
weakening of his heart action. He
had been under an oxygen tent for
brief spells since the operation Tues
day.
Mr.. Long was conscious late yes
terday and conversed with his daugh-
ter, Mrs. r. Pryor Combs and Mr..
Combs.
Refusing to admit the imminence Of
death. however, Mr.. Long yesterday
issued personal instructions to men,
bers of his family regarding his busi-
ness affairs and arrangements for his
funeral services.
The services will be arranged after
the arrival Of Mrs. Ellis and DR..
Miller, r. Pryor Combs said. He said,
however. the services probably will be
held Saturday.
Mrs. Sally A. Ellis. socially promi-
nent in this city and wife of Capt.
Hayne Ellis, U. S. ~, who live at the
Shoreham Hotel, is daughter of Mr..
Long. She was en- route to his bed
side from this city when he died.
Before his death Mr.. Long had re-
quested that DR.. Raphael Miller. pas
tor of the National City Christian
Church here. come to his bedside. DR..
Miller left shortly after receiving the
request yesterday. He was pastor of
Mr.. Longs church in Kansas City for
more than Is years and had come
to Washington In December. 1888.
Evening star., 1934-03-16

that the skull was the nearest ap-
proach to the so-called missing link
that had ever been unearthed. Roy
Chapman Andrews. noted explorer, re-
ferred to the skull as the most i'm
portant discovery in the whole history
of human evolution.
DR.. Black was charged with the
task of separating the skull from the
limestone in which 1t was embedded
1t was an extremely difficult job and
required several months Of patient
chiseling with delicate instruments.
Large Brain Capacity.
He called attention to the vault oi
the skull form and the massive ridges
In the skull and showed that It had
a comparatively large brain capacity
He estimated that the "Peking man
probably had lived more than l,000,-
600 years ago.
The place of the "Peking man" ir
the time table" Of mans evolution
has not yet been determined. Many
scientists agree that he came before
the Java ape-man," who probably
existed some 100000 years ago. DR.
Black was of the opinion the Chinese
specimen was older than that Of the
"Neanderthal man."
Last November the scientist an.
nounced important discoveries in the
case which had yielded fossils Of the
"Peking man." showing that the first
inhabitants of that sector were
balloons, a species of hyena and othel
animals now extinct.
The findings revealed that after
the "Peking man" came another man
an early example of the modern type
Traces of industry and fire also were
found along with primitive instru'
ments, including a fox-tooth necklace
and a bone needle.
Evening star., 1934-03-16

ago when the Baltimore Catholic Re-
view, official organ of this archdiocese,
carried the announcement that Col.
and Mrs. Mann had embraced the
Catholic faith to which they were at
tracted by the radio addresses of Rev,
Fulton j. Sheen, noted preacher and
writer.
The issue that carried this story
contained also an interview with Col
Mann in which he disclaimed re-
sponsibility for the anti-Catholic
campaign against Smith.
About the same time, the Manns
left Washington to return to Tennes-
see, where Mann had been born and
spent his early life. He had closed
his Offices here a few months pre-
viously.
Mrs. Mann, who was with her hus-
band when he died, said he had been
Iii since 1929.
Evening star., 1934-03-16
TRIBUTE IS PAID
JOHN A. SIMPSON
Farmer.Labor Members of
Congress Praise Work of
Deceased Union Head.

While the body Of John A. Simpson
was en- route last night to his home
In Oklahoma, five Farmer-Labor
members of Congress united In a
tribute to the work of the head of
the National Farmers Union, who
died early yesterday In Emergency
Hospital.
The statement Of Representatives
Kvale, johnson, Arens, Lundeen and
Shoemaker of Minnesota said the Ma
ton and agriculture had lost great
leader and that he long would be re-
membefed by 'the millions of farmers
who were in sympathy with the cause
he championed."
Representative johnson, Democrat,
of Oklahoma. paid tribute to Simp-
son in the House. At the time, the
House was considering the Bankhead
cotton control bill, in the committee
of whole, and the committee arose
out of respect to Simpson.
Representative Swank, Democrat OF
Oklahoma, described Simpson, one Of
his constituents as "the greatest farm
leader In the United States"
Simpsons home was on a farm near
Bethany, Okla, and since 1917 he
had been the outstanding figure OF
the Oklahoma Farmers Union. He
became national president Of the
union in 1881.
Although one Of the first supporters
of President Roosevelt in the South
west, he recently had attacked the
National Recovery Administration as
bunk"
The body was to lie In state next
week at the State Capitol in Okla
homa City.
Simpson, who was SO years old, was
stricken with heart attack Wednes-
day afternoon. shortly after testifying
against the Federal gasoline tax. be-
fore the Senate Finance Committee.
He had been in Ill health for some
time.
Evening star., 1934-03-16
1n Mrntnriattt.

BUTIER. RAYMOND A. C.. AND ANNE
Of S dssf sob In EYNp oyRs g F.
LER, Who departed this life two years
ago today March 10. 1882. and my low
irs mother, ANNE DOUGLASS who de-
ber Is. 1929.
h wheFe 'i1s the noNers ssRas sofsia sffsiR1ns Rav.
Lie the ones love so dearly,
In their silent lonely grave.
Softly at night the stars are shining
On those sad and lonely graves.
Where lie nv dear darlinTs.
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER AND FAM
lily.
CHAvIS. ROSA. In sad but loving re-
membrsnce of our dear. mother. ROSA
CHAvIS. who departed this life one year
ago today March 16. 1888.
Gone. dear mother gone forever,
How We miss your smiling face:
But you left Us TO remember
vor,RSo one Gyfme f,se can 5,yI, take y9gr p,see
LEROY AND BESSIE.
DoNoHUE. JOHN J. In sad but loving
remembrance Of our dear father. JOHN
J DoNoHUE. who departed this. life
his LOVING CHILDREN.
FARR. CHARLES n. In SAD but loving
remembrance OF our dear husband and
father, CHARLES N FARR, who de-
parteeSS @ tbs dbs he two years ago today.
Too far sway for sight or speech.
But not too far for loving thoughts to
BELOVED s6SH; WIFE AND CHILDREN.
GREEN. WILLIAM n. In loving remen-
sas n5asoe OF III asaF Ia'he6 aRe fa'sss %So
passed away three years ago today
Our Lady Of S Victory N1lSs5s cnuFch On mas Con.
duit road. WILL AND MAMIE
7sS + SFF9x ". s:s.&,.s H.! n:
three years ago today, March H. 1881.
HIS DAUGHTER MARGARET.
MINyINS. CHARLES E.. sR. A tribute OF
love to the memory Of our father.
CHARLES f. MINKINS. Sr.. who passed
THE FAMILY.
MOORE. MILDRED z. In sad but loving
memory Of our dear daughter and sis
ter. MILDRED z. MOORE. who departed
this life five years ago. March 16. 1929.
We stood by her bedside
And saw her life depart,
And when We saw that she was dead
THE FAMILY. e
REEDER. Fila. In loving remembrance
Of our dear mother and grandmother.
ELLA REEDER. who departed this lifs
two years ago today, March Is, 1889,
we loSb q llI6 COnDAnlOn.
life linked with our own
And day by day We miss you mora
As we walk through life alone.
Two years today you have Fona
voice we loved Is stilled
But death has left a loneliness
Which never can be filed.
Our hearts still ache with sadness
Our eyes shed many tears:
God only knows how we miss you
At the end of two sad years
THE CHILDREN AND GRANDCH1-
DREN.
TIBBS. MARGARET. tribute Of love to
the memory of nv dear aunt MAR
GARET TIBBS who left me one year
ago today. March 16. 1888.
God saw life's roads had gotten rough.
Lifes hills were hard to climb;
He suddenly stopped the weary feet
AND Whispered Peace be thine"
HER DEVOTED NIECE. CLARA LUCAS
Evening star., 1934-03-16
FRANK J. RUPERT DIES
IN CALIFORNIA HOME

Frank J. Rupert. 43, who for many
wears was in the haberdashery busi-
ness on H street northeast. died yes
terday ct his home In Altadena, Caif.,
relatives here were advised today.
Mr. Ruppert had been . resident of
Washington until three years ago,
when he moved to California.
He Is survived by his widow. Mrs.
Mollie Culver Rupert, and eight
children, Culver, Stanley, Frank. tr.;
Mildred, Gloria, Jay, Gay and sallie.
He also leaves his father. Thomas
Rupert: two brothers. Carl and
Thomas, r., and three sisters. Miss
Minna and Miss Florence Rupert,
and Mrs. Frank A. Dawson OF this
city. :.
FUNERAL services and burial VIII be
Ia California
Evening star., 1934-03-16
Dratha.

soHd ssT fFASk FRHNk sof op Thursdsy March
tiyes and friends. Remains nn1 oiest restInT % a.
" Ernest jarvis funeral church. i432
sEDGWICK. FREDERICK. On Thursday.
g. sd snd Fobsfs Il s.as eRa
home, SIS II St. ne, on SATURDAY.
March IL, at 2 pm. please omit
nowers) 1nterment Cedar Hill Gene
STEWART, JAMES. On Tuesday. March
Hospital, JAMES STEWART. fHn'VeIsIss He ieavss
host Of friends to mourn his de-
srfu5s FF0s5s from hs ssa5aaF Sesa Z khis!. Mssh
neral chapel Ord and Eye sts. sw. in
terment Odd Fellows Cemetery. 14Io
THOMPSON. JAMES. On wedn.sdsy.
MsrGh SaMTe Il; ynas, lsa4 az Gallinger Hospital,
Siysd 6y four da13h.srs . and I tonf eno .ons. sqn-
neral home. I464 Park Lane sarse aver PARK spI
Lane. Va. Services at Andrew Chapel.
kenmore. Va. Saturday. March II. az
pm. Interment Andrew Chapel Gem
TINsLEY, HEzEKIAH LEE. Departed this
HEzEK1AH LEE TfNsLEY OF 1o2s Fla. Fla.
ave ne. He leaves TO mourn their loss
voted sons. Harrol and Reginald Tins
ley, one brother, Joseph TinSley: de-
voted brother-in-law OF jessie and Paul
o and ends sodS dS'T Tesn9 Fl 9taer G Msvsp
sGd sG6ey 4 funeral home home, New Jersey ave.
-. at $50; thence TO the late residence.
Funeral Sunday. March ls at pm,
from AS6ury A e., NJ. E Church. I1th and
Interment Lincoln Memorial Cemetery.
wELLMAN. HOMER C. Suddenly, on
Tuesday; March 13. 1884. at the Finer
bfo6er ef'Rf q Wser WemaS M9MhE Nancy S Se2efd %e
man and Mrs. George Eberhart. Re-
Go maips so,,,StglE resting , st the " W. CHAMBERS
KY. on Saturday. March IL Ie
WISE. LIZZIE DANIELS. On March IA.
JAZZ 7f2 st BsTseey G,s sPripss W Va LIZ
the late Comdr. Frederic May wise.
q EN- Nav; Rs,siSors and mother tie Of MIS-: John
the chapel Of Greenmount n unc cem.tePg ttGR
Baltimore Md. Friday. March Is. st
l2:45. She is survived by her sons.
ea FPederic oS NV WISE WISE 8 ThisssS S. %,rnss m G9
tired. Washington. D c.; her daughters.
DucheSse de RlcheIieu;; New York City;
D C.. and Mrs Josiah Macy. motifs.
WRIGHT. JOSEPH. Departed this life on
TUESDAY, March l3: 1884. JOSEPH
sgaret Wright son Of Robert Wright and
the late Frances Wright Funeral will
be held on Saturday. March II from
Friendship Baptist Church. 2nd and II
sts. sw.. at l pm. Rev. B. H. Whiting
ofhciatlng.
WRIGHT, SAMUEL. On Thursday, March
y, 1884. at Gsllinger Hospital,
SAMUEL WRIGHT of Covington. Va
Remains resting at Frazier's funeral
home, 3sa r. I. ave. NV. Notice of
funeral later.
YOUNG. julius IGNATIUs On We'd
nesdsy March IA, 1894. JULIUS
JCNATIUS YOUNG of 111O ] st st. NV.
He leaves to mourn their loss a mother
Eugene Young wife. Savannah Georgia
Young; six brothers. four sisters and a
host of other relatives and friends.
BODY resting az Malvan 4 Scheys fu-
neral home. New jersey. ave. and r 81.
NV. until pm. Friday, March Ia;
thereafter at his late residence until
Saturday. March II. at 7.20 am Mass
will be said Saturday at 10 am. at Sa-
cred Heart Church. St Marys County.
Nd. 1nterment Sacred Heart Cemetery.
Evening star., 1934-03-16
NOTED SCIENTIST
DIES IN PE|P|NG
Or. Black Identified "Peking
Skull" and Faced Ex-
pIoring Perils.
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
PEIPING, China, March l6.-Dr.
Davidson Black, noted scientist and
authority on the so-called Picking
man." whose exploration led him
into many dangers, from which he
emerged unscathed, died today In the
prosaic quiet of his Office.
Death from heart disease came to
him as he sat at his desk. He was 40
years old He was born at Toronto,
Canada, July IS, 1884.
DR.. Black was professor of anatomy
at the Peking Union Medical College
and a director of the National Geo.
logical Survey of China.
His greatest contributions to the
field Of anthropology came in his work
with the "Peking SKULL" unearthed
in the quarries of Chow Outien, 80
miles from Peiping, late in December,
1929.
Skull Probably Woman's.
Although known as the "Peking
man." the skull generally has been
accepted as actually that of woman.
Many scientists hailed the find as
one of the most important contribu-
tions in the study of the evolution of
the human race.
Shortly after the skull was found,
Prof. Amadeus w. Grabau asserted
Evening star., 1934-03-16
BENJAMIN WOOD DIES

Head Of Company Which Revo-
1utionized Stereotyping.
NEW YORK, March l6 R.-Ben-
jamin Wood, 81. creator of . new
American industry, died yesterday at
his home. He was chairman of the
board of the Wood Flong Corpora
ton, which developed in America the
manufacture of the dry flong, the
mating process that revolutionized
stereotyping.
Wood was descended from Capt.
John Drake, a brother of Sir Francis
Evening star., 1934-03-16
WINS $4,000 VERDICT
W. W. Hinton Given Award in
False Arrest Case.

A verdict for $4,000 in favor Of
w. w. Hinton was returned yester-
day by a District Supreme Court jury
which had heard testimony in his
suit for false arrest against c. T.
Hunter.
The plaintiff, through Attorneys T.
E. Lodge and F. Joseph Donohue,
claimed he had been falsely accused
of embezzling 500 by the defendant.
Evening star., 1934-03-16
FOUND,
LOST.

FOR LOST ANIMALS apply Animal Res
cue League. II o st. NV. North $3.50.
Evening star., 1934-03-16
THOMPSON. LANES. On Wahn..han

March Il. 1894. at Gallinger Hospital
JAMES THOMPSON. beloved husband
OF Jennie Thompson; He is also sur
xIVed by four dsuEhters and four SONS.
Remains resting at z. T. Matters fu-
neral home. I404 Park Lane ave, Park
Lane. Va. Services at Andrew Chapel
kenmore. Va. Saturday. March II, az
pm. 1nterment Andrew Chapel Gem
etery,
Evening star., 1934-03-16

u
SATURDAY. March Y; with requiem mass
5ntea%sR in MSsHi osf GRAND R6s5
PAXTON. CARRIE H.. On THURSDAY
March Is. 1924, at her home. 426 w
Madison St. .Hysttsville, Md. CARRIE
H. PAXTON: beloved mother Of Mrs K
is..fhs.ss ha% & sjSsS sdassn:ssS sS:SiSs T. Pm
PYLEs, WILLIAM d. On Thursday. March
IA 1884 q aS resiSsnss dsrs 1.,nYss Tsmpls Hill
MinniY. Funeral from the above resi-.
dence on Saturday. March II. at 1:3o
pm: Services at Bells church. Camp
sB5ngs sB5 sl.nss Nd ysd e. Iner.St RtlaSs Fo
Lincoln Cemetery.
RANDALL. THOMAS A.. Suddenly. on
Vie Ma. THOMAS ea saNDHht nsII oes sesd
Humphrey. Rockville, Nd. Funeral from
March g Il. at z % pm. Inferment Intern Hfe. private.
hG&taSRR, &sfsR i: % ias4. Ln4m e EwisoisasE RoIasb
Inee Whitsl. beloved wife of Thomas A
her son, Leonard T. Roland. 1905 U st.
Services st 81, Johns CRuTsh Rulst1v.! Broad snd
friends invited. Interment church
sAMHsHs: ssmsiess' NELSON T. Suddenly. 10 on
l1sls' Tex. NEIsoS T szAspELs: Be: bs.
Samuels Remains will arrive at the
home of his parents. Severn9 Park. Nd.
on Sunday March .1s.. at 10 am. Fu-
neral services will be held at the home
on Monday, March 19. at 10 am. In:
terment Arlington National Cemetery. Is
SAWYER, ALICE N. On Friday, March
le, 1884. .t Partow.. Pa. ALICE T.
erick P. and Eunice B. Sawyer OF
Georgetown, D. o. Funeral services on
Saturday. March IL. 1ntermen mt In
SAVOY Ss5so" WILLIAM nhn G. On wednesday.
March a. 1884. after lingering M
ness. WILLIAM q. SAVOY, beloved hus-
band Of Mary NJ Savoy Of 4s14 Sheriff
I'd. ne. he also leaves five sons. five
three brothers. one sister and host Of
other relatives and friends to mourn
their loss. Funeral from his late residence
Saturday. March IL. at $40 am,
thence to The Lady Of Perpetual Help
Catholic Church. 18TH st; and Morris
I'd So, where solemn high requiem
mass win bs sung at 9 am. for the
J repose Of his soul. 1nterment MOUNT
0itvet 0emotesy. 16s
Evening star., 1934-03-16

Friday. March 1s. 1894. at his resi-
oence. 7142 Alaska ave. NV. FRED
ERICK WILLIAM NIEMEYER Funeral
from his late residence Monday. March
10, at 1890 am. Interment (private)
~ Baltimore. Nd, 1s
March Is, 1884. at his residence 4sI4
9TH st. NV. JOSEPH L. OCONNOR,
beloved husband of Marie K OConnor
tnee Kilroy) Funeral will be held from
the above residence on Saturday. March
II. at am. Requiem mass at st.
Gabriefs Church at $50 am Inter-
ment. Mount Olivet Cemetery. Relatives
and friends are invited l6
Evening star., 1934-03-16

JOSEPH L. The members OF
Potomac Council, No. 433.
Knights of Columbus. are
hereby notified of the death
of Brother JOSEPH l. O'CON-
NOR, on Thursday. March Is.
1884. All members will
please assemble at his late
residence. 4s14 eth st. NV.
The Washington times., 1934-05-12
RELIEF SH|F IS
AWAIT STUDY

Reorganization of local relief
forces will be undertaken only
after careful study, it was declared
today by Commissioner George E.
Allen and Elwood Street, who will
become local director of the Wei
fare Board June l.
Commenting on a report by
Federal Emergency Relief Admin
istrator Harry L. Hopkins that be-
tween $500 and 5000 persons are
receiving relief here to which they
are not entitled, Mr.. Allen and
Mr.. Street issued the following
statement:
1--WE realize the seriousness of
the situation. We will study
the matter carefully.
1--WE hope to have a plan of
action to announce in the near
future.
eve do not propose to take
any precipitated action because
of the great number Of persons
and the large amount of money
involved. But we promise that
constructive steps will be taken
to remedy the situation"
Asked if Leroy A. Halbert, di-
rector of emergency relief, would
be supplanted, Mr.. Allen replied
that he could not say at this
time. However, he blamed the
large number of cases on relief
to the small personnel with which
Mr.. Halbert has had to work
rather than to any inefficiency
on the part of the director.
The Washington times., 1934-05-12
WELFARE Bill |
DELAY ASKED

Delay in consideration of a
bill pending in Congress transfer
ring the powers of the Board of
Public Welfare to the District
Commissioners was asked today
by the Federation of Citizens AS
sociations.
Writing to the House District
Committee, the association de-
cried "unseemly haste" in pas
sage of the bill through the Sen
ate and the House District Com
mittee.
1t also pointed out that the
Federal Emergency Relief Ad-
ministration is conducting an in
veStigation into certain functions
of the Welfare Board, and Sug-
gested that action on the bill be
postponed pending completion of
the investigation.
The association disapproved pas
sage of bill which would give
health officers the power to make
arrests for violation Of health
ordinances on grounds it might
seriously embarraSs persons and
confer too much power on minor
officials.
The Washington times., 1934-05-12


The guests at the luncheon Mrs. John w. Burke,
Mrs H. H. D. Sterrett Mrs H. Clifford Bangs Mrs Harry
Green, Mrs A. Ward Evans Mrs. George c. Pegram, and
Mrs. William H. Sterrett.
When Mrs. Louis Greene is chairman of Benefit Com
mttee, things happen. Proceeds accumulae-no by magic
but by good management
voice the telephone:
This is Johnny Rileys Circus speaking Is this the
Women's National Democratic Club?"
eyes it is, but who did you say calng?"
"Its the circus calling We would like to contribute
something different to of the spring entertainments of
your club
"Oh yes"
We have two very popular acts Our trained chmpanzee
sits at table and eats with knife and fork and rings
bell. Our other act is mind reader She s great
"Oh see
Sometimes club ladies don't like chimpanzees We
substitute little trained dog. Would that suit you?'
"1s awfuly kind of you to make such offer. Sup
pose submit your suggestion to the entertainment commit
tee. Thanks very, very much for calling"
Do you have buffalo moths in the home?
What? No!
Why my dear! The best families always have them.
They part of lease in certain neighborhoods An
act OF God the agents call them One accepts them
fully leaves the premises pursued by the sheriff.
We have moths, too but simple ones. Plebean MOTHS
with vulgar appetites for fur coats and dinner Jackets