Twin-City herald., 1934-01-13
Campus
Personalities
By Nellie Dodson

Years Eve, but who haven't the
slightest idea of what the place
looked like, nor of what they did.
The Minneapolis lad who was
dumped unceremoniously on his door
step at some time during the early
morning hours of New Years day
wants me to thank the person or per-
sons who brought him home Who
ever it was that knocked on the door
to arouse the family did good job,
because everyone was present when
the celebrant was dragged into the
house. Ho hum, I'm just mothers
little helper
Also, will the persons holding a
blue and grey mans scarf, red and
black mans scarf, gels black hat
with veil on it, and pair of wo-
mans black kid gloves, kindly re-
turn the said articles to the owners :?
The owners can't find 'em and are
sure they left their belongings in the
cars they were in on New Years Eve.
The owner of the hat believes that it
is stuffed into the pocket of road
ster belonging to St. Paul sheik.
Due to difficulties which might arise,
the name of the gentleman cannot be
mentioned here, but all st. Paul males
who own roadsters, or who recollect
that lady who was in the car SOME
TINE DURING THE EVENING (or
mawning) left the car hatless, might
take look into their car pockets. If
the gentleman had more than one hat
less lady in the car during the eve
ming Cor mawning) he can return the
hat to me, and I will see that it is
relayed to the proper owner. In
other words, if the gentleman who
finds hat in the pocket of his car
isn't SURE to whom it belongs, I will
see that the lid gets to the person
who did the stuffing into the pocket.
Also, l have the names of the per
sons requesting the other articles, in
case they are found and the finder
doesn't know the owner.
AND by the way, I would like tc
remind the Gable who ran off with my
slave bracelet that I am still waiting
for it. He said he would get th2
clasp fixed, but that was a week ago.
Whatsamatter, buddy, did you have tc
go to New Yawk for the clasp, or is
my bracelet now adorning the wrisS
of some woman or other? Would
you mind coming up sometime and
bringing it with you, Ell?
CLIFF HAWKINS has a decidedly
original and sometimes irritating way
of letting the phone ring THREE
TIMES when he is calling a girl, ana
if the girl hasn't answered at the end
of the third ring, Cliff bangs dowr,
the receiver and goes home to dinner
That idea of calling just before din
ner is one which a lot of bright boy
follow. They can always end the
conversation by saying they are O..
their way home to dinner when
things get dull.
And speaking of telephoning, yo'-
st. Paul fellows certainly can say pu7
entv on hat 5I.reo minHte-dima tim
allotted. The DIPLOMAT member
seem to hive perfected a system b
which th2y cen call Minreap |
ladies, say what they have to say, ant
ring off before times up. Fas'
takers.
And wonder if FREDDIE SLEM-
MONS reals that day 80 long, az.
when h made M DISGRACE mysol
bcforc Tho w.. Sunday school? :
Was IN Fao'1-' > = ~. ~ St. Tom
ni~sion. As : 4 ne md proper Z
such an o2c2-soa, tIo.e hid to be
program on which poems an
speeches were given by the member
of the Sunday school. l was to Civ
poem, OF all things. I hated t.
give that poem, because every boy i
the Sunday school was seated rig
down IN the first row, and every bo