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Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

rem, OF the Accounts Committee. com
plains OF the gross abuse OF the
members whe have been sending
personal kilograms at the taxpayers
expense" This year the item Ii
$4,000 as compared with So, OOo
last year and a recent bill auth0rix
ing the Sergeanf-at=Arms f8 take Out
ofme1nbers' pay charges ON private
kilograms sent out ait Government
expense A member is permitted to
send kilograms only on strictly
official business Messages to nerrs
papers or individuals, congratulations
condolences. political and other
matters are moi considered ~0fflcial
business
Quite a popular pastime liz that al
picking out the members or the White
House inner circle. with various pow
ers assigned this man and that al
the group Truth OF the matter is that
while the President ~cOnsuIfs many
individuals, and has something like
expert advisors on. particular sub
lects, final decision is his own. At
tacks ON some OF the group has moi.
apparently. made mncn difference in
their standing with the Chief Execu-
tive.
Newspaper corresponds a Is ar
somewhat upset by a recent ruling
Of Speaker Rainey tx the effect that
official transcripts OF what he said
on the floor cannot BE- given the
journalists without the consent Of
the members who make the remarks.
They usually want an opportunity to
correct their speeches for the Official
record. However, there il nothing to
prevent a newspaper man. on the j0b
listening, from printing In his news
paper what was actually said The
ruling will make reporters listen to
debates TX they want to get the high
lights. rather than depend upon the
Official report for what is said
The Georgia delegation is anxious
to have railroad freight rates investE.
gated, alleging that certain tariffs
favor other sections at the expense
Of industry In their own state.
- aAoax6 AS o0AAlE &1mE HAVE
been heard from other states Now
that the railroads must be welded
into a national system 1t is obvious
that rates must be fair to all parts
OF the country. An Investigation Into
the entire structure may show the
charges absurd, or, on the other hand.
may justify the complaints
~
An Official map Of the lev airmail
set up, issued by the Post Office de-
partment. recapitateH the admins
tratiOn argument in the contract
cancelling debate With service in
As states the system includes z854S
miles, or 1900 miles more than when
contacts were annuIIed- In addition,
the lev service iS estimated To cost
So. 0 ,O00 to $14. 0Q0. 80. compared
with more than SIS. O00. 400 for the
smaller system that existed In 19z3-
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

and are absolutely safe. even though
the bank may close its doors.
Total assets of the 5.293 licensed
national banks operating on an unre-
stricted basis in the continental
United States Alaska and Hawaii on
March 5, the date of the recent call"
for condition. amounted to $22, 94I,-
173. 900. compared with the total as
sets of SILT. iS3, 900 reported by
5,l59 national banks on December 80,
1888, the date OF the previous call.
and total assets of $40. $50. 4s1 900
reported by 1902 national banks on
June 80, 1888. the date of the mid
summer call last year.
Deposit liabilities of the licensed
national banks aggregated $780,
4ST 900 on March ). This represents
an increase Of s. 1000 05, 900, or 6.s3
per cent. since last December. and a
rise OF s2.0l6,373.000 or 1902 per
cent. over the June 80, 1888, deposit
total.
The fact that we have come a
tremendous way since March, 1888. is
no reason why we should stop and
congratulate ourselves now. Rather,
the gains that have been recorded
should spur Us on to greater efforts.
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Health

PHYSICAL DEGENERAcy

We saw in our last article that
physical degeneracy is increasing
Ii presents a most important prob
lem that seems impossible TO solve
o account OF the twists and quirks
of the human mind.
Here is a concrete example. the
writer recently saw a woman who
was supposedly highly intelligent
whose breast show ed evidence Of an
advanced malignancy- On being
questioned she stated that she had
known for two years hat she had a
growth there. but was Influenced by
members OF a cult who opposed ply
sicians. medicines or operations. She
was induced not TO consult a physic-
ian. She said that she objected TO the
use of the knife, and would try some
other OF cure.
AT last reports she had fallen into
the hands of a quack. who had
be swift and agonizing. That Woman
can read French and Latin. converse
and wright brilliantly. and yet she
hasn't wen a giImmering Of common
sense or knowledge in regard to the
care of her " body. Consequently.
she is doomed TO failure and an early
death.
The only hope OF the failure is In
the children We should make physi-
cal education compulsory in the
schools. and begin when they are
young. Up to the present time the
chief prerequisites OF education has
been proficiency In literature
Not only should the examinations
OF children consist In finding out
what they know about the usual
school subjects. but their mental and
physical qualifications should be
regularly checked They should also
be graded physically All remedial
defects should be remedied-
Many a child who is now rated be
low normal In his studies would do
better work if he could be made to
see or hear better. Some children ap-
pear stupid because adenOids are
shutting off their oxygen and caus
ing them to be deaf. A simple opera
tion removes them Like magic. the
breathing child is metamorphOsed
into a normal one
In Virginia the classroom teacher
in all schools is trained In health |
education She liz by law a health
crusader No child is supposed to
leave a Virginia school without hav-
ing his physical defects remedied-
He must be taught how to care for
health. as well as proficiency in
the three Rs Virginia has set an
example that all other states would
do well to emulate
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Wen. Lead Us to 1t

lfs aboBt time for people TO x< a sound eoncap-
ton Of the T. r A and other recoFery measures
50 far as Ne knox no rEzlrn Is rade thaf p@rfe~-
ton has been attained rather freely hare those I'm
authority admitted error Nevertheless immense Gains
have been made Kithfn the past fifteen nsonthz i'm
economic affairs and sFyne assert that much az fine
progress i attributed to the crse system.
There is nothing sacrosznct In q cr<se II repre-
SCENTS the cooperative efforts o. industry to seek nm
proFemenf- Until better systems are presented tire
codes should have loEaI support and the pabFEe shonld
discriminate in favor Of concerns flying the famous
eagle.
Inc larTDK report was the znswer no a rrnueSt
Tor constructive criticism MA needs honest critics
barrow Is honest enough but a report rourhe~s I'm the
incorporate language Of the political FTraxD. exposing
Sociaiisfic and foHHnuaisfie Fie#<. bo#e~er honestly
reasoned these may be. wzs not the task IN ~hs~h VI
barrow was called He failed in q responsible mission
Someone recently pointed out that the ssrrratson
- much like that which confronted t#0 =aas;arx -
Shell hole In France One said to the other y snn~
ms isn't much OF a hole but If ron knrw whe~@
better ono i. lead us to it,
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

SPEEDING DROUTH RELIEF
TO SPEND HALF-BILItON
THE WAR DEBT IMPAS6E
G. O. p. STATES PLATFORM
REPUBLICANS PLAN FIGHT
ABUSING TELEGRAPH FRANKS
ROOSEVELT is HEAD MAN
NO CENSORSHIP INVOLVED
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Wonderful

1t Is feared taxes will keep the
liquor prices . high the Illicit traf-
fic will continue Thus bootleeEers
will not be driven into nefarions
kidnapping and the union will be
saved.-Detr0it News.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

A naval ace does not necessarily
signify battle. but 1T serves a praefi-
cal purpose As a reminder OF the
fact. SO often demonstrated. that
nobody is afraid to fight III neces-
sary.-The Washington Star.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

Because about so members of the
House have Nflagrantly abused" the
telegraph privilege. Chairman War
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

Fletcher had the backing OF a
group of Hoover men" but his cleo
tion was a part of a harmony pro-
gram. The committee dispatched a
felicltious telegram to former Presi-
dent Hoover In California.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-06-14

In years past. before, deposit in
stirance became effective, many
banks failed that should not have
failed The public sometimes became
alarmed over rumOrs, and everyone
demanded his money at the same
time As you all know, even the
strongest bank at times cannot sur
vfTe a run OF this kind. Now, under
deposit insurance, the funds OF each
customer al least up to the first
$3.50 0 his account, are Insured,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

| tered.
you bet, in this or any other coun'
try" said Garner.
A finer tribute could not have beer
paid Big Red. There was the veteran
winner Of a near $4,000 race, one
worth much more to him than it,
intrinsic value, comparing his mount
with luminaries Of the turf, but moi
even in the full flush of victory could
be bring himself to class Cavalcade
with Man O. War.
Equipoise and Twenty Grand, yes
but not the daddy Of the racers.
Garner added that If any horse
could be placed in the same category
as Man O. War it was Exterminator
Cavalcade cqualed the Havre de
Grace track record in winning the
Shenandoah and broke 1t in bagging
the Chesapeake. Trainer Bob Smith
believes he has all Of the important
stakes for 3-year-olds at his mercy
with the dark bay and High Quest,
winner Of the Wood Memorial, and
Time Clock, which captured the Flor
ida Derby.
\ i \
Mrs. Isabel Dodge Sloane, of New
York, Virginia and Florida, heiress to
the fortune left by John Dodge, found
er of the company which built the
automobile bearing his name, holds
such q strong hand this year that
Smith Is not starting Cavalcade in the
Preakness on Saturday.
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thusiastic about Cavalcade.
How good . colt Is he?" asked
someone.
"A great colt" replied Garner. ''lIe
ran only an eighth of q mile today
When he came alongside Of Discovery
he looked at him, and seemed to ask
Where are you going?' He wanted
to play along awhile. so hit him Just
once-and it was no longer q horse
race"
How would you compare him with,
say, Equipoise, and stars Of the past?''
We wanted to know.
"Oh, he'd beat Equipoise and is =
better horse than Gallant Fox. Yes,
Id rate him right along with Twenty
Grand, Sun Beau, and Misstep."
It was surprising to hear him say
that he did not consider Equipoise,
ranked by many the finest thorough
bred since Man O. War, q great horse.
"Equipoise is a good tough horse,
and has outlasted a lot of fine racers,
but wouldn't class him as one Of the
greats" he explained.
well, how does Cavalcade com.
pare with Man O. WARP" we inquired.
The wizened little jockey turned
with WY smile.
Don't be silly" he replied. with .
gesture. There was only one Man O.
War"
Yes. guess he was the finest ever
produced in this country" We coun-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Nusslein to Train
u. S. Davis Stars
German Professional Retained
in Effort to Produce Win.
ming Team

New York, May 1O.--tP)-1n its de-
termination to produce a winning
Davis Cup team this year, the United
States Lawn Tennis association has
cast aside another tradition and. in
cidentally has given Big Bill Tilden a
few good reasons to smile in a salts
fled way.
Dropping the old idea that Davis
Cup preparations should be strictly
the affair Of the team members, their
captain and the guiding committee,
the association has engaged Hans
Nusslein, German professional who
won the worlds championship" at
Berlin last fall, to play against the
team members during their prepara-
tory sessions at the Merton Cricket
club.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

Hammond. who led q syndicate
that brought control last week Of
the 100000 structure he helped
build nine years ago, moved into
the very office on the third floor
where Tex planned his greatest
achievements. The only thing
missing was Richards bronze
desk. once the workbench OF
President Mckinley.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
hauser Smashes Home Run In Ninth
With Bases Plugged to Beat Toledo
Garden Appears More Natural With
Col. Hammond in Richard Quarters

New York. May 10.-(R)-The
tall, White-haired West Pointer,
Col. John s. Hammond, is back
in Tex Richards old quarters and
Madison Square Garden looks
more like its former self than at
any time since the death Of the
great promoter over five years
ago.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

dians to two hits in last three in
nings for fifth mound victory.
Hal Lee, Braves - Clouted homer,
double and two singles against Reds.
Fritz Ostermueller, Red Sox =
Granted Tigers only one hit in three
innings Of relief pitching.
Chuck Klein. Cubs-Led attack on
Dodgers with triple, double and single.
Even Swanson. White Sox - Made
three hits and two sacrifices for per-
feet day against Senators.
Dizzy Dean. Cardinals - Shut out
Giants with five hits.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
CONF ARSON With
MAN 0 WAR SILLY,
GARNER DECLARES
There Was Only One Man O.
War, Says Veteran Rid
er in Answer
WON'T START IN PREAKNESS
1884 Kentucky Derby Winner
Would Beat Equipoise and
Gallant Fox
By HARRY GRAYSON

Andrew Mack Garner had been off
Cavalcade,s back less than an hour.
Andrew Mack Garner, Jr.. II, was with
him. They were a proud pair. for
Andrew Mack Garner had realized a
life ambition. After half dozen at
tempts in 20 years. he finally had won
the Kentucky Derby.
One would expect him to be en-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
Yesterdays Stars
lBy The Associated PresS)

Rollie Hemsley, Browns-Had per-
feet batting day against Yankees with
five hits, including double and triple.
Curt Davis, Phillies-Limited Pirates
to seven hits for GO triumph.
Bob Kline, Athletics-Limited In
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

High Quest Is expected to look ar
ter that one. In addition - winning
the Wood, the bay son Of Sir dallahad
III toile Filante took last years re-
newal Of the Eastern Shore Handicap
at Havre de Grace, in which he fin.
ished in front Of Cavalcade, which wa9
only ordinary as 2-year-old. Caval-
cade's next start will be in the Amer.
lean Derby in Chicago on June 2.
Smith picked out Cavalcade, High
Quest and Time Clock for compare
alive song at the Saratoga yearling
sales of 1881. Mrs. Sloane gave only
$1,000 for Cavalcade, horse that
might earn nearly quarter OF MIL
lion dollars this year. She paid $4,000.
for High Quest, and 500 for Time
Clock.
Cavalcade is what racing men call
big little horse. He stands AL and
is roundly built and we'll muscled.
Garner said that 1875 pounds on the
English-bred colt was like ITO on
most others. A remarkable set Of hind
legs gives Cavalcade his power.
Cavalcade stood at the barrier like
q soldier at attention.
mo fuss or feathers about that
baby" beamed Garner, who turned
in q splendid Job Of smuggling by the
way. "All you have to do Is sit back
and enjoy ride until it's time to turn
on the juice"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Fights Last Night
(Dy Tha Angociated Press

Brooklyn Bep Van Klaveren,
3l6A. Holland. and Joe Rossi, 1T,
New York, drew, (l0).
0incinnAd-Rough House Clio
ver. 166, Jacksonville, Fla, out
pointed the Alabama Kid. 1904,
Dover, O., (12).
Detroit ~ Mickey Barron, 124,
Scranton, Pa., outpointed Orville
Deouillard. 124. Windsor, Ont.
.(l0).
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

The sabeF has been eliminated
from q. q. cavalry attire. Spurs
still are indispensable to keep Of.
aeog8' TT a thar desls.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Phils Beat Pirates

Philadelptia :. .OO2 010 col II 3
Pittsburgh 800. 900 600 200 Q
Davis and Todd: Lucas and Grace,
Padden.
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MAe9Rd League
by The Associated Press)
NATIONAL. IEACIIE

my nc hS0OCl6U60 FTeS8J
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Batting-Cuyler, Cubs, 1896; P Wa.
ner, Pirates. 1886.
Runs-Vaughan. Pirates, IS: Med
wick, Cardinals, 10.
fIits-Moore, Giants, 30; w. Her
IMAM and Klein, Cubs. %.
Home runs - Klein, Cubs, Z; OFT
Giants. s.
Pitching-Busl,, Cubs, so: Chag.
non. Pirates, and Walker, Cardinals
40.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Batting Reynolds. Red Sox, ass
vosnik, Indians, .429.
Runs-Kuhel and Manush, Sena-
tors, and Morgan, Red Sox, lS.
Hits-Reynolds, Red Sox, IS: Man.
ush. Senator's, ST..
Home runs ~ Ruth, Yankees. Z;
roxx, Athletics, and Bonura, White
eox. 5.
Pitching - Ruffing and Gomez
Yankees, and Thomas, Senators. 40
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
MiIIers Nip Toledo 9 to 8 as
'Unser Choe' Catapults
Toward Record

Chicago, May 10.-lP)-When Joe
Hauser crashed out 50 home runs for
Minneapolis last year. E lot of base
ball experts figured the very peak in
home run production had been
reached.
But II "Unser joe can keep up the
dizzy pace he has set so far this
season, he will come close to doubl-
ing that peak record"
The American Association CAM
paign was approximately one-eighth
over Thursday with Hauser's home
run total at Is.
Joe's 18th homer of the season came
at the most opportunc time Wednes-
day. After hard uphill fight, Min
neapolis trailed Toledo by three runs
in the ninth inning. The bases were
loaded and Hauser strobe to the plate
to smash ball over the right center
field fence to beat the Hens 9 to 8.
In free-swinging game, Kansas
City defeated Louisville, 8 to 4.
Columbus belted st. Paul for four
runs in the first inning and then set
tied under Glenn Spencers tight
pitching to beat the Saints to-.
Score by innings:
Birds Wallop Saints
r H E
St. Paul ....... 900 600 300 2 10 Il
Columbus ......4Ol OH cox l4 O.
Fette. Claset and Fenner; Spencer
and ODea.
MtlDers Win In Ninth
r H E
Minneapolis ...0lO 80 0O4- 8 II 4
Toledo ........ ITO 600 0OO- I'll o
Holsclaw, Tauscher, Murray. S. Co.
hen, Ryan and Hargrave; Sundra.
Lawson, Nekola and Garbark.
Blues Pound Colonies
r H E
Kansas City. =. 900 1903 13o-8l4 4
louisville $3.50. 900 30 100 IL 3
Moore. Fullerton and Brenzel; Nc
Kahn, Bass, Nachand and Erickson.
Brewers Win In Ninth
R H E
Milwaukee ..0l0 600 lO3-5 8 2
indianapolis 900 COL O30- II O
Walkup, Pressnell and Young;
Turner and Riddle.
The sorriest job ! ever had has
been in the United States Senate
! Senator Huey Long Of Louisiana.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
new PILOT APPEARS
LOGICAL SOLUTION
FOR TAIL-END CLUB
Chicago Americans Wa|Iop
Champs 81 Celebrating
onseca's Exit
CUBS ADVANCE IN NATIONAL
Giants Are Banked by Cardin-
ais While Pirates Lose to
lowIy Pills
(By The Associated Press

Judging by the very first result, it
appears possible that Jimmy Dykes,
whose name seldom is mentioned
without the adjective ''peppery" be-
ing attached, is just what the doctor
ordered for the Chicago White Sox.
It was not until the first game at
ter Lew Fonseca was ousted and
Dykes installed as manager that the
Sox turned in a really high class per-
Torrance. Then they defeated Wash
ington 8 to l.
The st. Louis Browns. turned on
the league-leading Yankees and blast
ed out a 9-to-8 triumph with five
run rally In the ninth. Even Babe
Ruths seventh homer Of the season
didn't halt the betting Browns.
Philadelphia had to go 10 innings
for q 5-to-4 decision over Cleveland.
The Red Sox won, beating Detroit 5
to 4.
Chicagos Cubs came through with
q 10-to-9 victory over Brooklyn while
st. Louis handed the Giants a 4-to-
o blanking.
Pittsburgh's five-game winning
streak came to sudden end when
the Phillies' pitcher, Curtis Davis, got
q 6-to-2 triumph.
The Boston Braves beat Cincinnati
10 to 3.
Scores by innings:
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Athletics Win In 10th
Ri E
Cleveland -. 900 100 III o. 4 IL 3
Philadelphia iii 600 0l0 Is !
90 inningS)
Pearson, G. Brown, Harder and
Spencer Myatt; Marcum, Dietrich
and Berry.
Chisox Break Streak
r H E
Chicago ........0 O2 O4l OlO- q Is
washington 1000 GOO 100
Deal. n,,~l1A Dy~iy94
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Blues Pound Colonies

n n Il
Kansas City. =. 900 1O3 13O- 8 IA /
louisville ...... 900 30 100 IL 8
Moore, Fullerton and Brenzel: Nc
Kahn, Bass, Nachand and Erickson.
Brewers Win In Ninth
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Cubs Nose Out Dodgers

Il II Z
Brooklyn .lO4 OO2 O2O-- 9 Is
Chicago ...... .O33 O4O O0x-10 20 /
Beck. Perkins, Lucas, Munns and
Lopez, Berries; Bush, Root and Hart
rett
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Braves Scalp Cincy

Braves Scalp Cincy
r n e
Boston .....2iO O3O 1i2-iO 10
Cincinnati $3.50. OlO OlO 100 3 Il
Brandt and Spohrer: kolp 81 john
son. Benton, Lindsey, shaute and
Lombardi.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Ostermuenef Makes Good

Detroit .)22 900 OOO-4 8
Boston .O4O Ol0 0Ox-5
Iarkin. Sorrell, Hogsett and Coch-
rane: Rhodes, Ostermueller and Leg
EFT, Hinkle.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10
Browns Win In Ninth

r n e
st. Louis. 5000. ITO 600 Dos 9 IA
New York. 49,. .OA 400 000- 8 l
Weaver, Wells, Knott, Blaeholder
and Hemsley; Van Alta, Uhle and
Dickey.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
Cardinals Blank Giants

r II E
New York. 49,. 900 600 O0O-O 5 0
st. Louis. !. l2l 600 OOx- 4 10
salyeson. Castleman, Smith and
Mancuso; J. Dean and " Davis.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

The sorriest job ! ever had has
been in the United States Senate
Senator Huey Long of Louisiana.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-10

Milwaukee 49,. 0l0 600 1O3-5 9 2
indianapolis -. 200 COL O3O- 1 IL O
Walkup, Pressnell and Young;
Turner and Riddle.
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Chisox Break Streak
R H E
Chicago .. .OO2 O4l O1O- Is O
Washington 900 600 100 !
CASTOR and Ruel: Burke, Prim,
Linke and Klumpp.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-10-23
HAMMERS NEED 'vITAMIN
 RATION


 Unfortunately we have not yet discovered vitamin that prevents a credulous gink from developing into a wiseacre, a nut or ninny- hammer. But we know vitamin ration is fine medicine for the w., n. or n. when he has acquired gen. eral autoavitaminosis by monkey ing with his diet for a year or two.
 Persons with gastric or duodenal ulcer, mucous or ulcerative colitis, and one or another type of ''indi- gestion." cultivate all sorts of freakish notions about diet and in many instances greatly prolong their illness or retard recovery by developing avitaminosis through ill-advised dietary restrictions.
 Mucous colitis, so-called, is not pathological entity at all, but merely suggestive name for a common complaint of wisacres or ninnyhammers who have long abused their almientary organs with physic or enemas. These nuts generally harbor strong obsessions against cellulose, fibre, roughage, coarse foods. They have been edu- cated that way by old fossil physi- clans and mail-order charlatans, Of all the nuts an honest doctor has to deal with, these are the nut tiest. They invariably think they know more than the ordinary doc tor knows, and that is why the charalatn gets them sooner or later. The charlatan, you see, all ways has some new gadget or me- thod which is a step ahead of the wiseacre's profound knowledge of pathological and therapeutic mat ters. That holds 'em.
 There are only two ways to treat these sophisticated ones. You must either play the quack to them or