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The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
Chuckle Corner
DID | TELL YOU
By Clara Blanchard

About the Vine street woman who's going to have a baby tdon't jump to conclusions) Grand for Q birthday present? She happened in on one of hubby's stag parties.
 About the Oakville man who's trying every way to quit snoring He never realized what his wife went through every night until he began counting his change night and morning.
 About the chap who encircles the earth every night? Well, anyhow, he swears his sweetie is his whole world.
 About that couple on Spruce street who had few words and parted forever? Ten hours seems that long to newlyweds.
 About the absent minded farmer in Mixville who brought the COW into the kitchen and loft the milk pail fastened to q atanchion in the barn?
 About the tenement house in the South End that the landlord has namod "Tho League of Nations2" The top floor houses a German and his Italian wife; Boeond floor Q Crock and his English wife; the ground floor e swede and his Nor. wesian wife, with two step-chiIdren whose father was q EpnniHrd. The owner Wiehos there were two more floors. He'd name it "The House Of Heinz"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
The Shelter Belt

The Roosevelt plan for wide belt of trees to run through the semi-arid regions from Canada to Texas met with singular screement from people who disagreed vlo- Ichfly about other protects The experi, ~e~1s '' snd win De watched with extraor- 1''' 7ss csst of fhe whole bolt was esti-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
The Biggest Strike

The textile strike, big and far-reaching as it was, still cannot claim the honor of being the biggest strike. That is the one which makes no noise and has connected with it no news-creating violence. It is the money strike. When the holders of money become willing once more to lend it for building operations on normal terms, the country's reconstruction = in more senses of the word than one may really get going. The gain in retail trade is fine and encouraging. But it cannot last forever without additional activity in the heavy industries. These, and the employment of millions of men in the varied building trades, await the lend- ing of money. And the pressure against normal lending cannot be blamed alto gether on the government. The more the banks hesitate to lend, the more the gov ernment has to take their place com- peting, lending and initiating.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
Daily Almanac

High tide at Milford Saturday. Sept 20. 4:s0 a. m.. daylight time; low tide. ii:0o a. m.. daylight time.
 All vehicles must be lighted not later than fsi1. daylight time, tonight.
 Sun rises e,4i a. m.. daylight time; sets 0:4t D. m.. daylight time.
 Moon rises s:s2 D. m. daylight time.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
THE El,IToR

follow their fathers citizenship, and neither in. males or females is it affected by marriage to an alien.
 e. What is the nationality and derivation of the name "Dubish"?
 A. 1t is derived from the old German word Theudo meaning ''of the people"
 If you want a copy of our bull. letin INITIATION STUNTS, write to the Waterbury Democrats Washington Bureau, enclosing five cents in postage stamps.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
Daily Washington Merry-Go-Round
BY DREW PEARSON and ROBERT s. ALI

-sY DREW rEARsoN and ROBERT 5 ALlAN-
 Q "wahing r Tamutuos 1ol Rschoeg NRA He Remained; Blue Edge Presidents Otter of Easy Way Out Adnsso1s Reereuc to TertleS Held of
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
H oros cope
By ocTAvINE

For persons who believe that human destiny is guided by the planets, this daily horoscope is outlined by q noted astrologcr. In addition to information of general interests, 1t outlines information of special interest to persons born on the desig- mated dates.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

Sometimes mysterious happenings in real life are stranger than fiction. As witness the gradual if sudden unravelling of the Lindberg kidnapping case. And no fiction could be more devastating or unthinkable or diabolically cruel.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

There are worthwhile books being written but very often the better type of books are not the best sellers, and not the ones that have won this and that prize. How to know what books are most worth while is difficult, even with the critics reviews of same. And then if the indi- vidual has no fine taste in literature or in judging good book, how are you going tastes?
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
Questions And Answers
 The Democrats Washington Information Bureau
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Ton ean et fa ex I feFnOn wtitne EEfdeeh M kerby 19sssse1 T11tEE sampn De other questions wu
 
  use o sh srse sefv'es ss osn ar you THE EnfroR
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

Lower world rum prices have so affected the French West Indies principal industry that the con- struction Of private dwellings has been reduced and the government if launching projects to provide work for buiI6ern.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

Dr Nicholas Murray Butler of Colum- bia University deplores the manners of modern youth. He also had quite little to say about young peoples taste in lit erature He sharply criticizes also much of the contemporary literature, which is none too good at best. What to do about it? There are and perhaps always will be poor books and poor writers, but far be it from the second-rate writers to dis pute with the publishers when their books are accepted. The fault, ''dear Brutus', erature.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
SEPTEMBER 2s

SEPTEMBER 20
 Today is contradictory. Watch your step. The most innocent looking plan may turn out to be a wasps' nest. I believe it will be best to spend this Saturday after noon as quietly as possible. You should tr yto be slow in forming opinions. Do not allow haste to turn to mistakes.
 Birthdate
 The influence of the sun in this position causes many of it's ma. lives to prefer positions where they can "cut," such as that of a lumberman, a butcher or q miner. Minor changes are in- dicated between July and Sep tember 21, 1895. Take care of your health from March 27 and April 16, 1885. You have a pee riod of financial advancement from November ? through Novem- Der II, 1884.
 1884.
 Socially favorable October and 10. 1884.
 Readers desiring additional in- formation regarding their hor0- scopes arc invited to commualil- cute with octavine in care of this newspaper. Enclose 2 cent stamised, scif-nddrcsscd envelope.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

September has been kind with its mild ness inasmuch as the lack of early sharr frosts has retarded the coal bills.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2s, 1884
A Thought for Today

But this say, He which soweth sparlng- ly shall reap also sparingly; and he which sOweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. III Corinthians, 9:6.
 When you give, take to yourself no credit for generosity, unless you deny yourself something in order that you may give.- Henry Taylor.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

And so to get down to the serious you know the one that starts next week between two baseball teams
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-28

O. Does a female child of fif- teen follow the citizenship of her father when he becomes a natur- alized American, and if so, would she lose her American citizenship by marrying an alien?
 A. Children under twenty-one
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
:: SOCIETY ::
TROPICAL FIower ShoW Viii Be
Held AT Public Library Rooms

ming at 4 o'clock, and will run
through Thursday and Friday, ac-
cording to plans now outlined.
All having plants to be dis
played are requested to have them
at the Public Library not later
than noon on the opening day in
order that sufficient time will be
given to arrange them to advant-
age in the proposed exhibit.
Mrs. Sebastian Cabrera, Jr.,
has been selected to make list
of those having real large plants.
and these are requested to Phone
Mrs. Cabrera at 523-J.
The committee in charge will
send a truck to such places, and
will deliver the larger plants to
the place where the show will be
held.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
BOXING CARD AT
HIGH SCHOOL GYM
THURSDAY NIGHT
EVENT BEING PROMOTED BY
JUNIOR B CLASS TO CON-
SYST OF MANY INTEREST.
ING BOUTS
(By ART ESPINOLA)

/ An exceptionally good !. boxing
card is to take place at the High
School Gym Thursday night,
March 30. This card is being pro-
NOTED by the Junior B class.
| In the six two-minute rounds of
the mango, We'll see "Sailor"
Marsh, 139, and Capt. Harris, 141
pounds, mix up. Marsh is the
champion of the Destroyer GOff
and has the promising looks of an
experienced fighter. 1t takes
grit to be the champ of one of
these ships and this fellow has it.
Capt. Harris is a Key West boxer
who wants to stage a comeback
and has picked Marsh to be the
first to start him again. Harris
has a powerful right hook and his
left is a jabbing machine.
Jackson has always been Har.
ris' sparring partner and he's no
soft nut to crack. You'll stand
on your seats when these two get
together.
4! The semi-final is scheduled for
four twO-minute rounds. Emory
J Blackwell. the High School champ,
1852, will have a dangerous oppon-
ent in Albert Arnao, 149. Emory
is a neat little fighter, as he has
proven in all his previous fights,
His upper-cuts are nothing ia
play with. Albert Arnao claims
that he is in condition at present
ten times better than when he
fought Gates. Albert can stand q
lot of punishment and also car
give it. This. he demonstrated
in his bout with Gates. This bout
is so evenly matched that only By
a hard fought battle can We de-
eide who's the better man.
The preliminaries will be fonI
two-minute goes. Battling Willie
ISL. will meet K. o. Bernard, l66
Willie has been looking FORWARD
for this fight with Bernard anC
both are in very good shape. Fol-
another preliminary we have Xii
Fraga, 1871, and Young Kemp
1872. Fraga is a dangerous south
paw and can he use it! KemI
will try to stop Fraga from shoot
ing that left. He may do so. nj
telling what he can do.
Tampa Tiger, 40, will have 4
out with Kid Vargas, 112. KiC
Texas, 1875, and Kid Gilbert, l2l
will do their part. 4 battle royal
is also scheduled.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

Mrs. Wallace Bryant Kirke,
chairman of the Citizenship Com
mittee of the Woman's Club,
which is sponsoring the Tropical
Flower Show, requests The Citi-
zen to announce that the affair
will be given at the Public Library
rooms instead of the Colonial
Hotel, as first planned.
Mrs. Kirke, who is directing the
activities of the proposed show,
assisted by many other members
of the civic organization, states
that the reason for making the
change was due to the fact that
the hotel space proved inadequate
for the proper display of the
plants.
The show will open Wednesday
afternoon of next week. begin
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
LONGS STORE
OFFERING MANY
RARE BARGAINS
FURNITURE AND OTHER FUR
NIsHINcS FOR HOUSEHOLD
LISTED IN PAGE AID IN cITI-
ZEN TODAY

Once again, o. S. Long, of
Longs Furniture Store, brings
good news TO the housewives OF
Key West! Today this store car
ries full page advertisement in
The Citizen telling of the savings
which may be made on every ar
ticle of furniture in the store by
taking advantage of the remark
ably low prices offered.
"NOw is the time to brighten
up your home, both inside and
OUT" says Mr.. Long, "and it is
not so expensive to do So"
Modern furniture and household
furnishings in the latest style and
finish, representing the best man.
ufacturers in the country are now
on display at Longs at prices that
cannot be duplicated, says the al
on page four.
A special attraction is the Ma
hogany, Walnut and Maple living
room furniture shown as an out
standing value. Those suites were
designed for comfort as well as
style.
The store offers a large stock
of attractive bedroom suites, din
ing room suites, kitchen furniture,
oil stoves in famous makes such
as Florence Gardner, KorOgas and
many others; baby furniture, ra-
dos, office furniture, electric re-
frigerators and hundreds of other
items.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
Dinner Sale To Be
GiUen Tomorrow

Ladies of the Fleming Street
Methodist Church viii sponsor a
dinner sale tomorrow starting at
II a. m. in the X. of P. Hall, OPP
pOsite the church.
An excellent menu has been
prepared which will include turtle
cakes and home made pies.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
Baby Show To Be
Held April 2

Members of the Past Pocahontas
Club are! proceeding with arrange
ments for the Baby Show to be
given at the Harris School build
ing on Monday, April 2. begin
ming at A. O'Clock.
All parents desiring to enter
their babies are asked to commun-
icate with Mrs, Mary Cruz, 1918
Newton street, or phone 321-W
on or before March 80. Babies
will be eligible to compete from
one month to four years old, it is
stated.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
High School Circle
To Haze Guests

Miami BiltmOre golf players
will be the guests OF the High
School Alumni Association at
their dance Saturday night at Club
Miramar on the boulevard.
A large crowd is expected to
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
Judith Lane
bn JRANlNR ROWA1AN

SYNOPSIS: Norman Dale has
iHsifed Tom Bepfns' tCidol0 aud
daughter. Mdthfle, t0ith Morton
Ldmpere. their dttorHeU, to his
tdagle. HornlHH's tcife. Judith, has
been ten the ReVins fortune aud
iasfraett1ns to cdfrD out BeriHS'
plaa for a dam on the Rio Dtdblo.
LGnDeTe although NoTman's lai0
partner aud former attorney for
BeDiHs. toishes to break the aoill
aud build the dam for his 0t1n
JsHeft. Judith refuses to see tho
rfsit0rs. and goes to bed to think
oUef the tdn1Ie.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

A. /. Poser. superintendent OF
transportation with the f. E. c.
Railway company, arrived on the
morning train yesterday for an in
spection of the local holdings OF
the. company.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
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Advertisements under this head
will be inserted in The Citizen at
the rate of 1c a word for each in
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csc.
Payment for classified adver-
tisements is invariably in advance,
but regular advertisers with ledger
accounts may have their advertise
ments charged.
Advertisers should give their
street address as well as their tele-
phone number if they desire re.
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With each classified advertise.
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
HEAD BURNED OFF

MISUNDERSTANDING from a
nurse guarding him against a
suicidal mania, Herbert l.. Cuyler
of this city thrust his head into a
furnace and it was burned off.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
PLANS COMPLETED.
FOR ENTERTAINING
BILTMORE GOLFERS
MIAMI AGGREGATION WILL
PLAY IN KEY WEST SAT-
URDAY, SUNDAY, MARCH
81 AND FIRST OF APRIL

At a meeting of local golfers
last night, held at the home of
Glenn C. Price, plans for enter
tanning the Miami Biltmore golf
team and visiting golfers, were
discussed and a definite schedule
of events worked out.
PROGRAM
Saturday, March 81
11:50-All members of golf
team and interested golfers meet
train and transport visitors to
Hotel Colonial, thence to Coun-
try Club for luncheon.
12:45-Luncheon at Country
Club for both teams.
1:30-Best-Ball foursOmes.
8:OO-Banquet at DelmonicO's.
9:30-Local golfers are re-
quested to transport visitors to
Club Miramar to attend Alumni
dance.
Sunday, April I
8:0O-Local golfers transport
visiting team from hotel to COun-
try Club for breakfast.
9:0O-Best-Ball and Aggregate
foursomes.
1:00-Luncheon at Country
Club.
:54-Local golfers transport
visitors to Colonial in order ia
prepare for departure on SAC
train for Miami.
Local golfers present at last
nights meeting were enthusiastic
over the forthcoming tilt with
Biltmore, and with a strengthen
ed lineup, expect to give the visi
tors plenty of competition.
Following is the tentative Key
West roster: Glenn C. Price, cap
tain; VIM. Demeritt. Jr., E. A
Strunk, Melvin Russell, w. w
Watkins, Lionel Plummer. w. p
Kemp, Prof. O'Bryant, Sam Gold
smith, J. ]. Kirschenbaum, Boil
Spottswood. Joe Lopez, Bol
Showers, Chas. P. Hogeboom
Curry Harris. Mayor Bill Malone
J. f. Jones, Chas. Ketchum. Rus
sell Kerr, C. B. Jones, Berlin
Sawyer and Lieut.. L. Pancoast.
Due to increased interest shown
in the past months by local peo
pie in the Royal and Ancien
pastime, a large gallery is ex
pected to be on hand both day
to view the matches, and see the
crack Miami team in action.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

Encouragement of game birds
and animals to help solve the land
use problem arising from cur
tailed agricultural production is
suggested by the U. S. bureau of
biological survey.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Today's Horoscope

A day of ability and honor, but,
like the last, full of discourage
ments. II will be force of circum:
stance that will often determine
whatever position is obtained In
life, rather than personal effort.
Sweet and bitter mingle in this
life, which is really far from an
nnimportant one. y
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terday afternoon for st. Angus
tine to enter the company's hos
pital for treatment made neces-
sary by recent fell while on
duty.
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attend the affair which starts at
1000 o'clock. Music viii be fur
nished by Howard Wilson's popu-
lar dance band.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

The Georgia department Of pub
lie health has discontinued the
services of field nurses for lack
of funds.
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SEWING MACHINES-we re-
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service. Singer Machine Agency,
]. L. Showers Music Company.
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

Frank Dale, bridge tender for
the F. f. C. Railway company at
Key West draw bridge, left yes
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

1S02-Taylor Lewis, a noted
New York professor and Oriental
list of his day, born in Saratoga
Co., n. Y. Died May IL, 1877.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

lS17-GeOrge S. Coe, banker,
lineal descendant in the sixth gem
Grafton of John and Priscilla
Alden, born at Newport, R. I.
Died at Englewood, N. j., May 3,
1896.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

1747-James Livingston, Off
Ger in the Army of the Revolu-
ton. one of the Americans who
settled in Canada and returned to
take Americas side in the con-
flict with England, born in Mon
treal. Died in New York, Nov.
20, 1892.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Today's
Anniversaries
OeOOssseasassessasssasse

l724-Jane Golden, called "the
first woman in the New World to
become distinguished as a bOtan-
ist," born in New York. Died
March 10, 1896.
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MENTION
OOo00S0OOsOeOeo Q Q . &c 60 . {

Arthur c. Brown, grove in
spector for the State Plant Board.
who came in last Saturday for an
inspection tour, left yesterday
afternoon for Homestead.
Mrs. Charles Curry was an out
going passenger over the East
Coast yesterday for a few days
in Miami on business.
Edwin Roberts left over the
East Coast yesterday for Miami
where he went to attend the fun
eral services of his nephew, Bill
Brost.
C. L. C. Kah. general manager
of Florida Public Utilities at West
Palm Beach, left yesterday after
noon after a visit with Robert o.
Roberts, manager of the local Of
flee.
Dalbert Bethel. Jr., left yester-
day afternoon for st. Augustine
to take the examination for a posi-
ton with the F. f. C. Railway
company at Long Key.
]. N. Boykin, deputy collector
of internal revenue in Key West,
who left over the East Coast last
Friday for a vacation of several
days in Miami. returned on the
Havana Special yesterday.
Frank Dale, bridge tender for
the F. f. c. Railway company at
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our many
friends for their kindness during
the illness and death of our dear
Iy beloved one, Eliza Carey. We
wish to extend our appreciation to
Rev. Evans and Rev. Day for
their kind words. We assure
them that their kindness will never
be forgotten. Also we wish To
thank, DR.. H. C. Galley for his
many years of faithful service,
the many friends for their floral
pieces and for the use of their
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

1S40-George F. Baker, noted
New York City banker and phil
anthropist, born at Troy. N. Y.
Died May 2, 1881.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-03-27

1S44-Henry S. Cerhart. noted
Univ. of Michigan professor of
physics. born at Coeymans, N. Y.
Died Feb. Is, 1920. ;
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1s46-William Conrad Roent-
gen, German professor-discoversr
of the ROentgen rays, known
popularity as X-rays, born. Died
Feb. 10, 1928. y
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ROOSEVELT SIGNS
BANKRUPTCY BILL
ON FINANCE PLAN
MEASURE WILL Low
SCALING DOWN OF CITY
OBLIGATIONS, SPONSORED
BY MARK WILCOX
On, Associated Press,

WASHINGTON, May 90
President Roosevelt signed the
municipal Bankruptcy bill to allow
scaling down of city obligations.
The president also approved a
measure liberalizing the naturaIi-
cation and citizenship laws. par
ticularly relating to women.
The new bankruptcy law, intro
duced by Representative Wilcox
tDem., Fla.), is part of general
bankruptcy revision program.
The last congress permitted rail-
roads and farmers to scale down
their debts. A similar measure, to
enable corporations TO refinanee,
is before a conference committee
and probably will go to the White
House soon.
I The municipal measure permits
81 percent of the creditors TO Pc
tition a federal court for approval
of a refinaneing plan.
II the court agrees, the consent
of IS percent of the creditors
must be obtained, whereupon the
|refinancing is put into effect.