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The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1934-08-31
A FRIEND

A friend is one who is for you al
ways under any circumstances.
He never investigates you. When
charges are made against you, ne does
not ask proof; he asks the accuser to
clear out. He likes you just as you are;
he does not want to alter you.
Whatever kind of coat you are
wearing suits him. Whether you have
on a dress suit or a hickory shirt
with no collar, he thinks it's fine.
He likes your moods and enjoys
YOUR pessimism as much as your op-
timism.
He likes your success. And your
failures endear you to him the more.
He wants nothing from you except
that you be yourself.
Although you may sometimes seem
to neglect him and forget him, he lg-
nores the slight. Nothing can cause
his faith in you to waver.
He keeps alive your faith in human
nature. 1t is he who makes you be-
lieve it is good universe.
When you are vigorous and spirited
you like to take your pleasures with
him; when you are in trouble, you want
to tell him. When your time comes
you want him near.
You give to him without reluctance
and borrow from him without embar-
rassment.
He is the elixir of hope, the anti.
dote for despair, the tonic for de-
preston, the medicine besides which
the doctors pills are futile.-Grit.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1934-08-31
IF AN EMPLOYE

If you work for man, in heavens
name work for him. If he pays wages
that supply you your bread and butter,
work for him, speak well of him, think
we'll of him, stand by him, and stand
by the institution he represents. l
think if / worked for man | would
work for him. / would not work for
him part of his time but all of his
time. / would give an undivided serv-
ice or none. If put to a pinch, an
ounce of loyalty is worth pound of
cleverness. If you must villify, con-
denim, and eternally disparage, why,
resign your position, and when you
are outside, damn to your hearts con-
tent. But, I pray you, so long as you
are part of an. institution, do not con-
demn it. Not that you will injure the
institution-not that-but when you
disparage the concern of which you
are but a part, you disparage your
self.-Elbert Hubbard,
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1934-08-31
TRADE UNIONS OF
FIRST IMPORTANCE

It cannot be repeated too often nor
emphasized too strongly that organi-
cations of wage workers-trade un-
ions-are of first Importance in our
industrial scheme. Without organiza-
tion the worker is cipher; he is but
a pawn in the hands of those who con-
troll industry. Men have spent their
lives in hopes and struggles for bet
terment of conditions, and their time
has been wasted until they Joined
hands with their fellows and acted
collectively and concertedly.
No ideal can be realized, no wrong
can be righted, without the compelling
power of united action. No man can
be free agent unless he acts with
and has the support of his contem-
poraries. Yet such is the composition
of our human mind and so insidious
is the propaganda of the controllers
of industry that men must be shown
again and again that there is no royal
road to better conditions; constant
vigilance and unceasing conflict are
necessary to gain every advance. The
welfare and the very lives of the wage
worker and his family are under the
control of those few individuahsts
who constitute the financial or en-
ploying element of our society. They
have their organizations which func-
ton with all means of aid at their
command.
It is futile to imagine that they.will
surrender that control without Sc
we're struggle. They will only yield
when compelled to do so and by an
intelligently directed power. Com
pany unions, bonuses, employe-owner
ship are but camoufage to cover the
iron fist that lies concealed. Power,
profit. dividends. Those are the mo-
tives driving the industrial autocrat
to a disregard Of the human element
involved in employment
And there is but one salvation for
the worker, organization. Once organ
lied, once agreed to lay aside petty
personal grievances and strive for
ward with their co-workers for the
greater good of all, with intelligence
forbearance and firmness-and keep
ing organized-that is the only means
by which labor can gain and keep
those privileges to which it is right
fully entitled.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-01-18
&c Building Materials
BID Beer Equipment.
BE KindIing and Wood

GOOD BEECH wOOD-ALSO KINDLNG
1873 FULTON AVE. LI-3085.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

II u very seldom. thank heaven,
that tfers u anything IN the news
papers quite - horrible - the story
Of the Akron business man who threw
his baby son into the furnace "be-
cause the Lord told No to-
One hardly needs to await the re-
port Of the psychiatrists to know that
the man was deranged. He Just had
come home from . hospital. after be-
Ing hurt In IN auto accident: he had
been talking strangely: friend had
asked the mans wife to hide his gun,
II he had one. fearing that he might
do something desperate.
But no ons foresaw, q could have
toreseen. the frightful thing that hs
did do.
What strange and terrifying thing
the working Of tho human brain IS,
after ALL Let . bit Of bone press
lightly on the brain somevhere-and
: kind, intelligent man Is turned into
= fiend incarnate.
Derange Q few brain cells-and al
the graces Of mind and heart cancel
themselves, somehow. and leave only
thing Of horror.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Political Doctors

In this enlightened age when un.
fortunate charges q governmental
units are presumed 70 have decent
medical and other care, II = more
than q little shocking to read OF that
ulcer clinic" operated By IN aged
sea-faring cook In New Yorks VEL
fare Island city home.
The thing u all the more terrible
because there y no good reason Tor
1t, since the city Of New York always
has made adequate provision for their
care and attention.
The spectacle Of the old mans
jackknife surgery. performed with
tho assistance Of another man. often
drunk from potations Of sterilizing
alcohol, would Be . little amusing u
It were not % tragic.
The story. - too often = the case,
u incomplete. One wonders what
provision the people thought they had
made for proper care Of these unfor-
Inmates, what doctors were receiving
money for duties they were presumed
to perform. but which they ignored
safe In the knowledge that they would
be paid anyhow.
It may not b = bad guess to A.
sumo that there was . lot Of political
doctoring - well - rule.of-thumb
surgery In that New York institution.
And political doctortng = bad bust
ness wherever one finds Il.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Cause of Inefficiency

Every 30 often No are told that the
United States needs . Scotland Yard
which, to be sure. is undeniably
true. The latest plea comes from
Governor Ely of Massachusetts,. who
has asked the state legislature to draw
up plan for such institution.
What we usually fail to remember.
however. Is the fact that It is not 80
much new police machinery that Is
needed Is . new spirit On the part Of
the office-holders to whom the police
ultimately are responsible.
Scotland Yard would function no
better than the Chicago police II
Scotland Yard were subjected to the
SANE kind Of political pulling and
hauling that afflicts the Chicago
force.
Before our police systems will stand
comparison with the London system,
We must divorce them from politics.
And that, considering everything,
WIN tahs some doing.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

Congress against him. Members
ware told that he was building :
Republican machine, that when
their eenstitsente didn't get jobs
Il was Thorp's fault, and that
when they did Il was ever his
exposition.
CAS- professor Of economics ct Am
herst, 'Thorp had registered Is . Re
publican IN . strong q. O. p. town
30 he could have q voice In local T.
sues. But he declared publicly fos
Roosevelt In 1922
Senator Stephens d1 Mississippi Il
chairman Of the Commerce Commit
tee sub-committee which holds up
Thorp3 confirmation. Stephens l1aa
denomination troubles and u said 70
fear Mississippi voters viii be told he
supported . Republican for office.
The bureau personnel knows that
II Thorp goes, their jobs will be
thrown 70 the patronage lions, and
trade experts positions would fall In
to the hands Of Assistant Director
Russell Amory, Z ruthless spokesman
and political lieutenant Of Senator
McAdoo.
As dispenser Of the patronage which
Thorp ignored. Amory has solidified
himself on Capitol Hill.
Thorps record Is an authority on
our industry and trade, his books
and papers, his front-line service In
economic research, show him Is IN
ideal man for his present big Job.
His defeat would be the rawest
thing yet produced by New Deal po-
uticS.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Political Persecution
(0teelo County Press)

When the governor was attacked
for pilfering the Federal Relief funds
for political purposes he shouted that
hs was subjected to political perse-
cution.
What else could no say?
He had not m excuse in the world.
He even admitted that no had per-
ulitted the taking Of 420o and when
. complete airing Of the records has
taken place II will probably turn out
HE 20 many other things. That Is
Il the governor does not change his
mind and admit tomorrow that he
took $4,000.
He has been in the habit Of chang
Ing hts own statement and he Is lust
Is apt TO ten the people Of the state
II his next speech that he took Moth
Ing. Or II be thinks that he has Z good
excuse he may tell them that he took
moee.
Il finally resolves itself down TO
tAe point that he Is willing 10 take q
much = he Thinks ~ can ct By
With. Even . large number q hi
supporters admit that this = . fact
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

(think they) know more than . mere
doctor about such matters are more
or less incurably afflicted with the
morbid obsekion. II you are not Of
that type. possibly you can get some
help from these booklets: 1.-THE Con-
stipation Habit; "Guide to Right
Eating" Send q stamped envelope
bearing your address and inclose q
dime for each booklet wanted.
Copyright, 1884, John F. Ollie CO..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

have shown about defects In Ameri-
can army planes or personnel. Il =
apparent that Japans flying corps 3
In even worss shape. The American
Dir force ct least = able TO carry on
it, regular war-training maneuvers
without wholesale Tragedies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
In Praise Of Our Schools

American schools, says Prot. Albert
Eanstein, have one great virtue-they
preserve the initiative and independ-
ence Of pupils far more successfully
than do the schools Of Europe.
what one must demand from the
school in the first place Is something
negative" says the great mathema-
tician. TT should not suppress ia
the young . feeling of Independence,
: Joy Of living, personal initiative and
the urge for knowledge.
This most important demand tie
schools Of the United States I'M n
most satisfactory manner, in con-
trast to the schools Of the create,
part Of Europe"
Usually. when American schools
are compared with European schools
the comparison Is not In the lsasl
flattsring to the American institY.
tions.
It y exoeedinsiy mteresting-aut
encouragins-to find that . grea,
an authority On such matters g ~
Einstein feels that they. Az doinl
their job 50 well.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

they were last season, but tho return
TO- farmers along with their adjust.
ment payments viii be nearly double.
About ~ 900 Of wheat was sold
from the 1882 crop. while the 1883
crop plus adjustment payments Is ex.
pected to bring approximately 49,
10000.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
"A Romantic Old Trail Calls the
Traveller

Congressman from three southern
states are trying to get Uncle Sam to
spend $25. 100000 to put . modern
paved highway along the route Of
the famous old Matches Trace: and
any motorist who has any feeling Ut
all for one Of tho most colorful Of all
our pioneer trails win hope that
Uncle Sam can So his way clear to
obligs them.
The Natchez Trace was what passed
for . road, . century and more ago.
running for some $50 miles through
the woods and swamps from Nash.
VILE, Tenn. TO Natchez, Miss, cross
ing what now are Tennessee, Alabama
and Mississippi.
It probably Vas tho scene Of more
plain and fancy violence, bloodshed
and murder than any other road In
America.
In the old days when the country
west Of the Alleghenies and south Of
the Ohio Just was being opened-when
the famous Burr conspiracy" was In
the air. and Andrew Jackson was BE-
ing talked Of, and steamboats, still
were in the future-ths produces Of
tho rich Tennessee and Kentucky
farm lands went to market 1t New
Orleans by flatboat, down the Cum
berland and Tennessee rivers. over
the Ohio. and down the Mississippi.
It was easy to get one Of those
heavy and unwieldy flatboats down
the river, but exceedingly difficult to
get it back upstream. 50 tho boat
men-rough tough chaps who boast
ed they were half horse and half
alligator" would leave the kissis-
sippi at Natchez. on their way back
home, and strike out overland for
Nashville, and the wilderness road
they followed was the great Natchez
Trace.
Because It was used by 20 many
travellers who carried large quantities
Of cash, the result Of their sales In
the New Orleans market, the Trace
before long became . favored spot for
highwaymen.
Tho country was thinly settled,
law enforcement was 4 thing almost
unknown, opportunities for ambush
were innumerable.
30 the Natchex Trace became q
great scene Of violence. Robbery cnd
murder were common. Great bands
Of outlaws infested the region.
FOR years this wilderness road vss
the most dangerous segment Of the
whole frontier. II there are ghosts.
the old Trace must be haunted by
whole platoons.
To put federal highway along the
whole route would open to motori-ts
q romantic and tradition laden tran
to Americas past.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Barbs

Rep. George H. Tinkham q Mas
sachusetts says the japanese are Just
q civilized as We ere. Tho japanese
must resent that. They say they're
more civilized.
i 4 4
A tramp steamer Was Just the
thing for Samuel insult. Hasn't
this country made : tramp out
Of him?
= 3
Just because the countries are
spending lots Of money On munitions
doesn't mean they believe In war.
Remember. the best seller In the
world Is the Bible.
= = =
The only trouble With those sea
serpents washed ashore on the
coast Of France was that they
turned out to be seals.
= i =
What We might try to find out b
how fish pay the teachers In their
schools.
Copyright. 1884. NEA Service, Incl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
SUBLUXATION or THE lilac
JOINT

What / have to say about this COM
monty maltreated disability viii irk
many Of the orthodocs, 20 ! hope my
osteopathic friends, II any. will bless
my memory when I'm gone.
The junction Of the sacrum, 1t the
base Of the spine, with the ilium or
wing Of the hip (nnominate) bone
on either side. bore the forbidding
and inaccurate title Of "sacro-iliac
synchondrosis" in the gay nineties
when we orthodocs knew nothing
about it and fiercly resented the
DANCED osteopaths superior knowledge
Of the anatomy, physiology and path
ology Of the joint. We had It from
some distinguished old authority"
that this lilac Joint (as 1t now is prop
erly called) was not true joint and
permitted no motion at all. But
thank heaven for the spirit that led
the osteopaths astray, for they learn
ed better. Osteopaths have been talk
ing about slipped innominate" since
way back when 1t was Is much Is .
regular physicians rep was worth to
be seen even chatting with one Of the
cult healers. Today sacro-iliac sprain,
strain or subluxation Is we'll recog-
nized disability, at least among doc
tors who are not too old or too snooty
to learn from other sources than the
somewhat cut and dried classical
medical textbooks.
One regular or orthodoc says:
"subluxation (that means displace-
ment or incomplete dislocation) Of
the sacro-iliac joint Is too frequent
" diagnosed g 'sciatica.' 'rheuma-
tism,' 'neurttis.' 'lumbago' or fallen
arches and hence treated ineffec-
tually with coaltar pain-killers. Lint
ments, baths. electricity, diet, arch
props and the like until some one
finally recognises the trouble and
gives immediate relief by reduction
OF the displacement and = suitable
plaster or other support. Every such
patient u entitled to an examination
stripped at the first interview, and Of
course Z rectal examination. One can
palpate Neel) the sacro-iliac nerve
plexus and II It = tender to gentle
pressure that Is strong evidence Of
lilac subl1xation."
No matter just what the symptoms
are. Anyway I advise the layman
who contemplates taking sacro-iliac
strain to take : complete course In q
good medical school first, or else
choose only nice old fogy doctors to
try It on.
II your doctor Is the kind that &C.
cepts your own ready-made diagnosis
or knows by intuition the nature Of
your trouble without the inconveni-
ence Of making you strip for exam
nation. you had better look up good
osteopathic physician. II ! had such
disability I'd prefer an up-to-date
orthodox physician. but Of course
such q physician would welcome con-
sultation with = reputable osteopath
In any such case. ! think It Is : wise
plan 70 sever relations = quickly -
possible With any physician. orthodos
or ogteopa&h, Who y at I'll reluctant
to confer and cooperate freely with
any other REPUTABLE physician Ia
any case. regardless Of the therapeu-
tic methods either prefers. Thia
quackish bichering between schools
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Japan's Air Losses

The United States has been pretty
badly disturbed BY sasualti1s IN IT.
army air force of late. e might b
worth noticing that Japan1 cir foroe.
which has not had . carry any mail
baeB. has ben having a syen moee
liffleult dne.
During thu lat month Il japanese
army and navy flyers heyo beeu killsd
= airplans crashes. The traesdis1
Aze the result q vigorous training
mansayers which have besn carried
ont this winter. Japan . bending
every effort = Ut resdy for trouble.
Evidently abe has besn putting her
aEmen throush course q sprouts :
Jittle NJ too stiff.
VI N1,o1Gy1f ~ airmail ventaes 1Aay
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Member Of Audit Bureau u
Circulation

Member Of The Associated Press
The Associated Press u exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
Of al news dispatches credited to It
or not otherwise credited In this
newspaper and also the local news OF
spontaneous origin published herein
All rights Of republication Of al other
matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

MERCY AT LAST
Many cruel deportations have been
accompanied by Labor Department
explanations that the law left them
no discretion. But Secretary Perkins
and immigration Commissioner Mac
Cormack want to lose that excuse.
A bill they're preparing secretly
would allow some discretion.
About 600 deportables are listed as
deserving cases. Often their expul-
sion would mean suffering for fam
lilies acquired since they became IL
legal Notwithstanding American
citizens.
Their characters and records are
satisfactory. Miss Perkins said Mac
Cormack would let them stay and
charge off the quotas Of new immi-
grants from the countries to which
they otherwise would be deported.
JUDGES CLING TO MONEY
Congressional battling over restora-
ton Of the federal salary cut reminds
one Of those federal judges. Every.
one else, from charwomen to the
president, was cut Is per cent by the
economy act.
But as 1t had no power to reduce
judicial salaries, Congress provided
that the treasury might accept re-
mittances representing voluntary pay
cuts by the 200 judges.
Ten judges had been heard from
at last reports-including not one Of
the nine supreme court justices.
Their total remittances at the first
Of the year amounted to $5,8l4-as
against about 100000 which the gov
eminent might have received this fis-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

In most demand on the horse mar.
ket Is the blocky. short-coupled, deep
bodied chunk. The top gelding meets
q limited demand, but the shapsly,
stylish chunk Of 400 to 100 pounds
can be sold at any time at satisfactory
prices.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
JUST FORGET IT
NRA intefprets M thinGs,

NRA inteFprets III things.
When the Washington News
paper Guild asked about the five.
day, 40-hour week recommended
BY Roosevelt for big newspaper
Deputy Administrator Payson lr.
win sent this reply:
with reference 70 your letter
addressed 70 General johnson, /
wish 70 advise that you arc not
70 b influenced In any way BY
the letter q the president dated
Feb. II, referred 70 By you. re-
garding the five-day, lo-hour
Woek
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

pertaining health hygiene disease
diagnosis treatment stamped
written
made queries not conforming instructions
Address Dr. william Brady In Of this newspaper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Pondefous Talk About . Light


Ponderous Talk About = Light
Subject
We have heard about the harmful
effects Of aluminium ware when GER
tain fruit or vegetable acids come in
contact with 1t this gets into the
system and causes all sorts Of troubles
-. M. -
Answer-1t is an old joke on the
wiseacre public. In our house we
have used aluminium ware for 80
years or 80 and I don't mind If you
cook and serve everything on the
menu to me in aluminium.
Sterilizing Septic Focus
Would the diathermy method which
you recommend for removal of tom
sis serve to clear up a throat infec-
ton in which smear from the crypt
is analysed Is "staphylococcus"? IN.
W.
Answer-In my opinion. the diath-
ermy method. in the hands Of the
physician skilled in the technic. is
the most effectual we have for ster-
ilizing such q focus Of infection.
Mythical Mucous Colitis
I am troubled with some mucous
colitis and would thank you for
diet. III. d.
AnSwer-There is no such condition
Is mucous colitis." Wiseacres who
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

Thirty.seven counties In which the
oorn-hog program was under way by
March 10 had more than 5000 con-
tracts signed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

Sales Of wheat by North Dakota
farmers in the current season will be
only about four-fifths Is great Is
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

A Grade Holstein COW owned by
Kaupaun and Laufeuberg. Alice. Cas-
county, produced 1851 pounds Of but
terfat IN February, according 70 the
monthly summary 81 the State Dairy
Hrd improvement association. The
COW gave 3,lls pounds Of milk In the
q 6ayk
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

cal year II Ill had RENTED the fun
Is per cent.
Copyright. 1894. NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-24

or "pathies' makes my neck ache.
Formerly women were more subject
to strains and sprains Of the sacro-
lilac Joint than were men, but today
women get better break in the mat
ter Of dress, work, play, physical
education, hygiene, and are less sus-
ceptible to the female weakness"
propaganda.