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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02
Strange Language.

From the Kansas City Star.
A traffic cop tells us that the reason
the campaigns for police courtesy
never last very long is because a cour-
teous policeman is using . language
which the motorist doesn't understand.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02
Uncertain Acres.

From the New York Sun.
In this thaw season, and with the
Government program of land utiliza-
ton under way, many an acre isn't
sure whether by next week it will be
submerged or submarginal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

Egg rolling Is a ceremonial on which
custom insists, even though it might
be expedient to provide an umbrella
with every egg.
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Sporting Inclination.

Sporting inclination.
II wish they'd let me bet on the
next fox hunt" said Farmer Corn
tossel. Il could pick 'em one. two.
three, most every time"
How would you bet?"
I'D play the fox to win, the dogs
for second and the horses for third
place"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

"A dog is wise animal" said Hi
Ho, the sage of Chinatown. He ex-
poets neither gratitude nor kindness
from the feas who are entirely de-
pendent on him"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PHILANDER JOHNSON.
SEE HeZ.

SEE HeZ.
Il do not care for saxophones,"
Said Hezekiah Bings,
'Or many of the ether tones
That a musician brings.
do not care for dancing feet
That set a merry pace.
Nor for the raiment all replete
With elegance and grace.
When pocketbooks are growing frail
And pay is growing small.
I'd rather see a dinner pail
Than any banquet hall.
Id rather see man who joys
To work with courage new
Than all the steps in fancy toys
That dancers learn to do.
The music that I care to know
The factory whistle filings
With cheer when it decides to blow
Said Hezekiah Bings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

Tradition is revived. That eminent
Democrat, Grover Cleveland. liked to
60 fishing and did not hesitate to veto.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02
Remedy ALWAYS Ready,

Remedy Always Ready.
My Radio! My Radio!
You bring me many a thrill,
A-jittering my nerves will go
Until I'm almost i'll.
But speedily I will begin
To fear no mortal ache.
Some good old doctor soon tunes in
And tells me what to take.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02
FLYER in Finance.

Flyer in Finance.
The aeroplane speeds through sky
To crafty the wondering eye.
So long as it is strong and fleet
It's grace complete with Joy We greet
As loftily it makes its way
Near where, they say, the angels stay
We look askance If it perchance
Proves just flyer in finance!
Il s'pose," said Uncle Eben, dat q
good many men hide DER light under
a bushel. But a heap more is tryin
to make a sulphur match do de work
of a searchlight."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

Seeking to Startle.
Have you any new idea concerning
an unbalanced budget"
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum.
What people like now is something
strictly original"
Have you such a SUGGESTION"
Il have-if some radical hasn't beat
me to it. In order to avoid budget
trouble I'm going to make speech
demanding that all budgets be i'm
mediately and entirely abolished"
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Jud Tunkins says his idea of a Com
munist is a Jazz orchestra leader who
takes any old tune he likes and uses
it in his personal business.
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@. Please give the ages of President
Franklin D. Roosevelts children
NJ. w
A. Anna Eleanor MRS. Curtis DalD
is 81: James. 26: Elliott. %: Frank
lin D.. jr.. 10. and John A. II.
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@. Where was Helvetia?-J. w. l..
A. Helvetia is the ancient name Of
part of Gaul, which corresponds
generally to the western and central
parts Of modern Switzerland.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

@ Why was not the cotton curtail-
ment plan more successful?-P. D.
A. Although the plan of blowing
under every third row reduced the
number of acres harvested from 40
900 600 to 100000 the yield per
acre was the highest ever recorded.
1t was 209 pounds per acre, compared
with $50 before 1890. More cotton
was produced from fewer acres.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

O. What is a whitesmith?-I. F. NJ.
A. He is a worker in tin or GAL
vanized iron or worker in iron who
finishes or polishes his work as OPP
posed to one who FORCES it only, called
a blacksmith
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1934-04-02

@. Why has Adele Astaire ceased
to be the dancing partner of Fred
Astaire?-F A B.
A She retired from the stage when
she married Lord Cavendish.
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O. How long did the Chinese wear
queues?-N. K.
A. The queue (pig-taiD together
with the shaving of a part of the
head was forced on the male Chinese
throughout the Manchu dynasty
G650-1912) as a badge of servitude
and submission to the Manchus. Since
1912 the queue has been gradually
disappearing.
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O. How much advertising did the
city newspapers carry in 1887.
E. G.
A. Statistics compiled from % large
cities shows sos, 758. 900 lines Of news
paper advertising run.
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way, lOE example, III OBTAINING votes
for him when it comes time for him
to be reelected, there would be a
serious question Of propriety involved.
But members of Congress agree that
Senator Wagner is doing much for his
country by serving as chairman of the
Labor Board, and they are not inclined
to be captious about this matter.
This clause in the Constitution
prohibiting members of Congress
from being appointed to civil Offices
created by legislation during the
time for which they are elected, has
operated recently to prevent a men,
Der of the House from assuming
office as a member of the Federal
Radio Commission. Representative
Aiming s. Prall of New York is the
member. Mr.. Prall was appointed
to this commission by President
Roosevelt. and the Senate has con-
flrmed the nomination. But Mr.
Prall has not taken the oath of
office. He has not resigned from
the House. The hitch in the whole
matter is this. There is pending a
bill to create a new Federal Com
munications Compassion, whic h
would swallow up The Radio Com
mission. Mr.. Prall would, under the
Constitution, distinctly be not avail
able for appointment to this new
commission If it was created during
the time for which he was elected.
That time expires next January.
X X X
Senator Wagner has not taken an
oath of ONCE as chairman of the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16

So far the competition has run 50
mechanically true 70 form that the
galleries have scarcely had provo
cation to break into "Ohs" and
Abs" Tennis galleries do not like
conditions Of this sort. since they
leave them with nothing more ex-
citing ~ talk about than the width
~ the British players panties as
compared with the native variety,
or the possibility Of ram before the
afternoon is out
The heart % the matter is that
of tho eight survivors. seven are
seeded players Chunky Betty Nut
hall ~ England was one Of these 50
chosen. but she didn't come close.
For this reason only three OF the
four matches today are Of an in
teruatonal variety The three,
Sarah Pallrcv ~ Br0Okiine. Mass.
No . in the domestic seeding ard a
possible champion. vs. the pinkish
FTeda James smallest member Of
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16

the English troup. Freda was seed
ed fourth among the foreigners
Helen Jacobs of Berkeley, Cal,
the defending champion who is
seeking her third consecutive title,
VS.. Elizabeth Ryan. the former Cal
IfOTnian. who IS still technically an
American, but who has lived IN
London so long she was seeded No.
3 on the visitors select list.
Carolin Babcock, raven haired
Los Angeles girl. third seeded
American and another likely win
ner. vs.. the pleasantly attractive
Kay StaEmers, second seeded Bri-
ton.
The fourth singles match is be-
tween the divorces of the field. 1t
involves Mrs. Dorothy Andrus of
Stamford, Conn, who once was
listed as Dorothy Andrus. later as
Mrs. Dorothy Andrus Burke and
now as Mrs. Dorothy Andrus. Her
opponent is the Baroness Maud
Levi of New York and Minden. New.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16


No opponent has been obtained
for the compound Colorado husky.
but Matchmaker LLOYD Carter has
the wires busy and hopes 10 land
a worthy foe. Carter plans to
obtain a heavyweight who has the
ability 10 give and take for
Zaharias is one Of the toughest
grapplcrs I'm the game.
The "Crv Baby comes to Indi-
annapolis following several impOr-
tant graphing matches on the
west coast. The big fellow packed
them IN out there. according to re-
ports. One Of his victories was
over Jim Browning, the Missouri
hog caller" who WreStled Joe
Savoldi 10 a draw here two months
ago.
Two heavyweight matches Will
serve on the supporting card next
Tuesday Garter plans TO sign Big
Boy Davis of Columbus. O. for one
of the matches. Davis Is indicated
here. He beat Al Sparks on last
Tuesday nights Sports Arena card.
ed fourth among thief Oreigners.
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par. He got pars on the next two
holes. but took three puts on No.
Is and was in trap on No. II.
He was short on his second and
third shots on No. 18 to go over par
on both holes.
DAUL CROSIER captured low net
Il hOnors for the day with a gross
80, twelve handicap and 60 net.
Frank Binford captured the honors
among those who decided to take
part in only nine holes of play.
There were flocks of prizes, with
Wee Willie Umphrey as chief dis
tributor, nearly every one at the
dinner came in for a reward of
some. kind. That is, all except Gov
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PAGE II

now held by Arnold Simons OF
Louisville.
Simons advanced to the quarter
finals with McElvenney by defeating
Ernest Koslan, New York. 3-6, 81,
GA. ga
William Schommer. Minneapolis,
went to the quarter final bracket by
eliminating Chalmers Ratlif, Gin
cinnati. 60. 60. 6-I. Other quarter
fnahsts are Ted Drewes. St. Louis.
four time champion: Dooley Mitch
ell. Washington, Walter Smigel,
Cleveland and Barnard Welsh.
Washington
One seeded player in the women's
division also was eliminated She
was Elizabeth Resting. St Paul. de-
/ feated by Helen German, New York,
ST. 90. 6-l.
A doubles match that may have a
strong bearing on the championship
pitted McElvenney and Welsh
against Simons and Warfield Dom
ohue. also of Louisville, today.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
ELLENBERGER SHADES
WILLARD SPLASHERS

The Ellenberger park water polo
squad topped Willard park, 5 to 4,
at Willard last night. Townsend,
Tilman and Merkle tailed for Ell
Ienberger, and Gerans, Reidy and
Smith accounted for the Willard
markers.
Mcclure Beach will invade the
Riviera Club polo tonight for tilt
with the league leaders. Mcclure
forfeited to Garfield last night.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
Lord Jim Is
First in Top
TrOt Feature
HambIetonian Classic Goes
Upset, Doc ParShaIl
in SuIky.
BY HENRY M'LEMORE
United Press STAFF Cnrresnnndent

GOSHEN N. Y, Aug. 16.-A rangy
bay colt, who steps awkwardly but
extremely fast, today was king of
the buggy derby-Lord jim, ninth
Hambletonian trotting campion.
Carrying the colors of H. L. Met
ford Of Columbus, o. and fooled over
the mile track at Good Time park
by the veteran Doc Parshall. Lord
jim outlasted two other heat VIM
ners to capture the fourth-and eX-
tra-heat of the classic HANDLE
tonian yesterday.
/ Mefford's horse, bought for $500
as a yearling. was scarcely in the
betting when the races opened, with
Emily Stokes the heavily backed IA
vorite Even after the final heat
was found necessary, the race was
thought to lie between Princess
Peg, a New Jersey entry, and the
/ Coldstream studs MuScletOne.
$4,000 See Race
But in the stretch Princess Peg
faltered, exhausted by the three
laps she had run, and the ungainly
Ohio colt numbered past, legs up
and hooks flashing as he was high
refined to the finish while $4,000
spectators roared their acclaim.
Lord Jim's time was 2:04l4. Sec
ond money went to Muscletone, who
had won the third heat, and third
to Princess Peg, winner Of the first
heat. Lord Jim won the second and
these three entries were the only
ones in the final heat.
Muscletone, driven by Daryl Par
shall, made a show of the field in
the third heat, stepping off to a
ten-length lead, and many liked the
chances of the Kentucky bred colt
in the championship heat. But the
Coldstream stud did not have the
staying power of the long-legged
Ohio trotter, and Lord Jim passed
him in the stretch when Princess
Peg broke ard dropped out Of the
running.
Winner Pays 2 to
The victory paid Meford $4,000
of the S25,O 900 purse. Muscletone
brought his Lexington (Ky) own
ers $3,85909 and Princess Peg
earned $1,92954 for the Lyle broth
ers of Plainf1eld, N. J.
Others who finished in the money
were Vitamine, fourth, paying
$500; Emily Stokes, fifth, paying
$1,000, and Reynolda, sixth, paying
$1,000. Lord jim was to l in the
betting, and even money in the final
heat, as was Muscletone, with
Princess Peg 3 to l to start and
to 2 in the final
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
FOR LONGACRE GIRLS

Mr. and Mrs. Ora Watts will give
chicken dinner for members OF
the LOngacre girls water polo team
tonight at o'clock, at $50 Morgan
drive. The following will be pres
ent.
Mr. and Mrs Hartman, Mrs. Davis
TOots Watts. Esther Thurston, Paul
inc Richie, Elizabeth Mayhem.
Jeanette Barber, Dorothy Rodman
and Marie Hayes. Mrs. Hartman is
coach of the Longacre girls polo
squad
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
ARCHERY CROWN WON
BY ST. LOUIS WOMAN
RrTnitea Press

BIZ United Press
STORRS, Conn. Aug. l6.-Mrs.
G. D. Mudd. St. Louis, Mo, today
was national champion of women
archerS, having scored I.77l points
in the double national and Column
bia rounds Of the National Archery
Association tournament to dethrone
Madeline Taylor, New York City.
Miss Ruth Snavely. West Haven.
who finished Is points behind the
new champion. set a new national
record in the single Columbia, scor-
ing 583 points to break the previous
mark of $50 made by Dorothy Dug
gan, Greenwich. Miss Taylor fin
ished tenth.
In the mems division Ralph Mil
Ter, Seattle, Wash, defending
champion. still vas in the lead as
the tournament neared a close.
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ernor Paul V. NcNutt, who admitted
he scored ITO.
II. E. KRUTSINGER. Indianapolis,
Il relinouished his state Lions Club
golf championship at Coffin course
Yesterday to G.. H. Norris Of Fort
vile. Norris captured the third an
nual event with a score of 81, two
blows better than Ed Flanagan OF
Charlottesville. L. NJ Vogler of Hope
and c. w. Robertson, also Of Hope,
all of whom had Gas. Krutsinger
followed along with an 85
Charles Nahand of Jacksonville
was first champion of the "Roarla
.Luncheoners," Krutsinger the sec
ond. At the dinner following the
tournament Norris was presented
with the title trophy and it was de-
cided to discontinue district quail
flying meets and hold one big cham
pionship here in August each year.
In the blind par tournament held
in conjunction with the title play
and open to any Lion in the state,
Jean Thornburg of Indianapolis was
first. Oscar Haug, Indianapolis; G.
V. Coffel. Charlottesville, and l.. Col
Inns, Fortville, all tied for second
and John Cook and H. Talbert, both
of Indianapolis, tied for fifth.
The Lions Golf Association ele-
waited G. H. Mckenzie, Fortville,
from vice-president to president for
the coming year, and named Glen
Campbell of Indianapolis, vice
president. c. Z. Ehlers, Indianap-
oils, was reelected secretary-treaS-
urer.
ID AIN failed to halt the Indiana
IN Golf Association and forty vet
Grams were on hand at Hillcrest for
the midsummer tournament yes
terday afternoon.
The field was divided into six
groups, on the basis of scores made
in former tournaments. DR.. Carl
w. Cant of indianapolis was first
with a II, and Henry Simons, In
dianapolis, second, with 70.
T. H. David, indianapolis, paced
the second division with 86 and w.
H. Lockwood was second with 81.
w. c. Davis topped the next group
with 81, while R. L. LoWther had
90.
S. j. Mattice and Harry Fosdick
tied in the next division with SO
each. while j. M. Daily, with 95,
and Lou Alderman with SO paced the
next group. Ben Stone, with 101,
and Frank Tuitt and H. P jung
claus, with 104, each paced the sixth
group.
The blind par tournament was
won by Dr. M. E. Clark, Indian
apolis, one of the organizers of the
association. The annual fall tourna-
ment will be held at UIen Country
Club, Lebanon, next month, date to
be announced later.
MRS. GEORGE STEWART,
IVI president OF the Indianapolis
Womens Golf Association, has
asked that all feminine links play
ers who plan on competing in the
thirty two-day tournament
next Monday and Tuesday, send
their entries to her at once.
Mrs. Stewart states that, while
entries will be received at the High
land tee Monday, she desires to pair
up the advance entries tomorrow
and requests that players telephone
or write her tonight or tomorrow
Address Mrs. George
303 North Ritter avenue, or
telephone Irvington 1859.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
CLARK PILOTS SWIM
TEAM TO LOUISVILLE

Jim Clark. director Of Red Cross
life saving and swimming, will &C
company a picked squad of city park
swimmers 10 Louisville. Kentucky
tomorrow for the Middle States
championships
The swimmers to make the trip
are Albert Rust. Don Reid, John
Barkhaus, Bill Barkhaus, Walter
May and Strother Martin of the
Indianapolis Y. NJ. c. A. team, Rose
Harmon, Riviera Club, Mary Jane
Harrison. Warfleigh Beach. Virginia
Hunt and Nancy Baumhofer, Rho
dius park.
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- ~
pars until the
eighth, where he
Clipped in from
off the edge Of
the green.
He lost the adj
vantage on the
ninth hole, where
again he three
putted.
Frank was just
short of the green
with his approach
on No. 10, but
dropped in a fiji
teen foot on No.
IL and a twelve
footer on No. II
for brides to get
back even with
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
local TROTTER WINS

SHELBYVILLE. Ind. Aug. 10
Elsie Win. owned bv the JoSedale
Estates of Indianapolis. captured
the 2-vCar-Old feature trOt event at
the Shelby county fair harness
races yeSteray. She won both heats
OF the event and bettered the local
track mark Of 2.l3 for the mile.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
Doubles Feature
Play in National
Public Net Meet
Washington Player Becomes
Feared Contender.

BV United Press
MINNEAPOLIS, Aug 16.-Dou-
bles matches featured play in the
national public parks tennis cham
pionShips today, following the first
upset of the tournament
Defeating Scott Rexinger, former
Big Ten champion. GA rs, 60
Ralph McElvenney of Washington,
D. c.. advanced himself to a strong
dark horse position for the crown
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16

ID EVIVAL Of the good old club
N championship golf tournament
that for several years was an annu-
al headliner attraction on the. In
dianapolis Athletic Club "goO1
times" program was effected yester-
day at Highland Country Club
course with sixty-nine hnksmen
competing in spite of the rain that
fell all afternoon
For the last couple of years the
l. A. c. members have been set
ting their inner-club title honors
at the same time they played the
Columbia Club in a team match.
The outcome was the same, but
l. A. c. members, from the Cover
nor Of our state on down, wanted
more fun and they had it.
Johnny Simpson. winner of the
club championship in 1924, 1882 and
1888, refused to relinquish his title
completely. Johnny turned in a
snappy 70, although he had and
6 on two par holes midway in
the back nine.
Johnny's 70 was not good enough
to win undisputed honOrs. because
Frank Shields, veteran local links
man who has sported a few I. 4 C.
titles himself, being winner in 1926
and 1923, turned in 70.
The weather being entirely I'M
favorable to playoffs. the pair de-
cided they would settle the issue
on the day the 1. A. G. and Colum-
bia Club teams clash, which VIII
likely be next month. AS for first
prize that was settled by a draw
and Simpson won.
Thor cords.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
Cry Baby Zaharias Is
Landed for Mat Melee
Colorado George TO Be Sent Against Strong Foe Tuesday
Big Boy Davis on Same Card

Zaharias
ting Cripple signed
graphing
dav rf~n Cnort
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16

.CHIELDS pitched to within six
- inches Of the cup on the first
hole for birdie, went over the
green on the second hole and three
putted on the third green. Then he
settled down to
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-08-16
Americans Face English Net
Rivals in Quarter-FinalS of
US. WOmen'S National Meet
Three of Four Matches Have international Aspect, Witt
CarOin BabcOCk Playing Kay Stammers; Helen
Jacobs Opposes Elizabeth Ryan,
BY STUART CAMERON
United Press Sports Editor

FOREST HIIIs l. l. cham
awakened
pi n Quarter-hnal
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