Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1934-04-25

100000" and The atmosphere is
distinctly brighter"
1t is not brighter for your Uncle
Sam. Mr.. Chamberlain also an.
nounced that "he did not propose
to make any provision for the pay
ment of war debts to America" and
the statement was loudly cheered.
Ii is to be hoped that President
Roosevelt will make a reply that
will be "loudly cheered" on this side
of the water.
Money can be collected from Eng
land and other countries by a tax
on all shipping entering our ports.
We still W the ports and the
docks-at least that is the popular
theory.
They could not well retallate,
since we own little shipping. The
United States would like to hear
President Roosevelt say to the
British. the French and the others,
There are several ways of skin
ming a cat, and | propose to show
you one or two of them"
Young ladies attending the fate
full Virginia dinner at which Doctor
Writ thought he heard somebody
call President Roosevelt "only the
Kerensky In the revolution, soon to
be replaced with a genuine Stalin."
testify that nothing of the kind was
said.
In fact, the young ladies agree
that the dinner started with a mon
ologue by Doctor Writ which out
lasted the dinner. Nobody else
could say a word.
The circus kept a big striped
tiger named "Bossn locked In q
strong cage, strong enough to keep
the tiger in, not strong enough to
keep death out.
Death entered, and within ten
minutes the tiger was on his way
to be made into a rug" That will
be for the tiger q sort of immortal
ity. Fire and moths permitting, his
beauty may survive for 30 years,
made perfect by artificial eyes,
teeth and tongue, growing gradual
ly DINNER. Man has no such GER
tainty of eternity, apart from faith,
except In his children. They do
supply what might be semi-eternal
representation on earth.
Parents Of certain modern chill
dren, however, might well say, ~
should rather be made into a rug
and get my eternity that way"
You feel sorry for poor old Trot-
zky, despite the color of his politics.
Fate put him in the Russian revolu-
ton, raising him to the heights.
Stain threw him out, into Turkey.
He wandered to France and guile
lessly started organizing a fourth
internationale' to put an end to
all organized government" The
French government puts him out of
France, and he doesn't know where
to go.
He thinks of the United States,
but what with Professor Writ and
one thing and another he can hard
ly hope to get in here. England
used to receive all revolutionaries,
but some other countries may re-
ject Trotzky to avoid offending the
younger, more powerful Stain.
Cheer up, If your house Is mort
gagged. Uncle Sam discovers, after
1853 years of national life since 1776
that he has q pocketbook and means
to use 1t for you. Some of his hun.
dreds of millions will be used carry
ing along your mortgage until vol
have had time to pay 1t of. Ever
If Ii Is not a distress mortgage
he may help you. The mortgage
holder will be asked to reduce hi.
interest rate and to extend this
mortgage to ten or even ifteer
years. In return he viii have thu
governments guarantee that thu
mortgage will be paid.
Mortgaged home owner win ask
@Am l dreaming?"
Some real estaters will say, lie
me get my real estate mortgaget
!, to my brother-in-law quickly, and lie
him get a government guarantee"
! Thus far the government In its re
covery experiment has spent fv'
thousand million dollars for relic
of various kinds. 1t could spen'
] ten thousand millions. 1t woul'
not cost a cent more Of expense |
1t would print and pay out tn
money instead Of issuing bonds tina
] are fictitious, since bankers do no
really pay for them, the interes
doubling the amount paid out.
New York city has $1,000 tene
ment houses In which 100000 pee
Pile live, because there is no othe
. place for them to live. OF tn
100000, 80 per cent live In fir
+ traps, according to official report
Q There is, however, a silver lining I
Q this cloud, from n point Of view
e when tenement houses burn dowr
and tenants burn up, the landlor