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Why Hospitals Use
a Liquid Laxative

Hospitals and doctors have always
used liquid laxatives. And the public
is fast returning to laxatives in liquid
form. Do you know the reasons?
The dose OF liquid laxative can be
measured. The action can thus be
regulated to suit individual need. 1t
forms no habit; you need not take a
double dose" day or two later.
Nor piH a mild liquid iaraiipe irritate
The kidneys.
The right dose OF a liquid laxative
brings a perfect movement, and there
is no discomfort at the time, or after.
The wrong cathartic may often do
more harm than good.
A properly prepared liquid laxative
like DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
brings safe relief from constipation.
II gently helps the average persons
bowels back to regularity. DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin is an approved
liquid laxative which all druggists
keep ready for use. II makes an
ideal family laxative: effective for
all ages. and may be given the
youngest child. Member n. r. A.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
That Body
Of Yours
Treating the Patient, Not
the Ailment
By
JAMES W. BARTON, NJ. ID.

THE physician who has had 10
l. start practice with less hospital
training than he felt he needed
often regrets this. and feels that he
would be doing much better work,
had he been able 10 stay even a
few months longer about the hos.
pital.
Now no one would question the
value OF hospital training with all
the available laboratories. N-ray and
physIotherapy departments. but
there may be the danger that while
various tests" are being made,
valuable time Is being lost. Not
that this occurs very often. but Il
does occur sometimes.
However the real danger from
too much hospital experience Is that
the disease or the suspected disease
is always In the physicians mind.
and the patient himself is In the
background Many OF the symptoms
OF which the patient complains may
not really exist except In his mind.
Or. Walter c. Alvarez. Rochester.
Mimi, tells us that patients who
complain of physical ailments are
often really mental patients. These
patients do not talk about their
mental ailments In stomach. liver.
kidneys. lungs. heart or other or
gans. Their description OF the
symptoms OF any one OF these all
ments may be just enough like the
genuine symptoms that the physi.
clan naturally makes various tests
TO see II he has the right diagnosis.
The thought Is that II. as DIR. G..
+. Martin. Montreal. suggests. every
patient coming I'm 10 see his doctor
Is considered n mental patient. much
less time would be lost in finding
out the patients real allment than
II elaborate laboratory and other
tests are first made.
For instance what one eats is less
important than how II is eaten. One
should never eat when tired.
Doctor Alvarez suggests TO physl-
clans that if a patient does not I'm
prove. 10 do no more laboratory
work but talk TO him and get real
history Of his case.
The thought for the patient Is
that when he goes to his doctor he
should tell him everything about
his home and business life and
about his habits. instead OF just
about these queer" symptoms
which may or may not really exist
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THROUGH a
aWOMAN'S S
\ EYES . sf sftWTos sIos
ARE you vULNERABLE7
II run game q contract brlds,

IL TUE game of contract bridge.
that is the big question
q means II you have already won
game toward the rubber yon must
pay double and more for your mis-
takes A alp that ordinarily costs
you two hundred polnts means
seven hundred II you are vuiner
able.
You see. vnlnerabllliy IL q priv
ileSe. IL means you are already the
Winner of a game. and 50 half way
to achieving the coveted rubber. II
means. too. the opportunity FOR si'e
cial privilege. A so-called ~smail
slam" which ordinarily gives you
ire hundred points. nets the player
who IL vulnerable seven hundred
and afty.
nu, for that privileged state you
must take a handicap In other
words. pay a price. The price is
that when you bid you risk more
than the player who Is not vuiner-
able. The penalties FOR mistakes be.
lng higher 10 you.
It's a good deal ike lIfe. isn't ~
There's the old saying. The high
er they stand the further they fail. "
II means. doesn't II. that the higher
one stands the more Is expected OF
one. and the greater are the penal
ties for mis- steps In life the per-
sou who has something achieved Is
Ike the bridge player who Is vul-
nerable. With bis having more goes
greater responsibility. and greater
penalties
Possessions. reputation. success.
responsibility, love-they are priv.
lleges And Ike all privileges we
have 10 pay for them In what the
Freneh call "noblesse oblige
greater responsibility. what those
without such privileges might do
with impunIIy. we have TO pay for
dearly. For. as they say AT the
bridge table we are vulnerable.
C. BEL srndiesss. -wSr Service
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Dentists to Be Medical
Specialists

THE fact that most ailments
i come by way OF the mouth and
nose is of course known to every
body.
But that the teeth. because OF
the loss OF them, because Of their
Irregularity preventing a real chew.
Ing surface. and the Infection In
their roots. cause many and grave
ailments. Is not generally known.
However both the dental and
medical professions know this. and
practically all dIsagreements as to
the right thing TO do In any case
are now at an end as the dentist
and doctor think only OF the pa
tents welfare.
The trouble has been that physi-
clans have not known as much
about teeth and their defects as
they should have known. and den
lists have not known the whole his
tory OF the case. when that case
has come I'm for dental treatment.
Some idea OF how dentists and
physicians are now getting together
may be gathered from the state
ment OF DR.. VI. c. WInternltz. dean
OF the Yale university school OF
medicine.
"It is absolutely necessary for
human well being that medicine
should foster the training of spe-
ciallsts who will all be on an equal
footing and who will have regard
for the patient as a physical, men.
tai. and social organism-and II
must not be forgotten that the teeth
are part OF the physical organism,
your body. Dentistry must have the
same relation as any other special
" TO medicine as a whole That is.
be on the same standing as the nose
and throat specialist, the eye spe-
clalist, the heart or other special
Ist."
At Yale university this view is
being carried into effect by bring
ing into the school Of medicine few
OF the best available graduates OF
schools OF dentistry and giving them
material assistance to take the de-
gree OF doctor OF medicine while
continuing to practice dentistry.
II Is likely TO be a number Of
years before dentists. by taking ex-
ira studies at the medical college
and clinics at the hospitals, will be
come really specialists In one
branch Of medicine. that is the
mouth.
However the big thing is that the
patient who heretofore wanted to
follow his dentists advice because
he had confidence in him, and like
wise his physicians advice for the
same reason, will hereafter get the
best advice of both because there
will be but the one profession, and
dentists will be specialists In the
profession of medicine.
Copyrisht.-wNU Service.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
Bedtime Stor 10
~ Thornton W. BURGESS al ssss

she was almos, as good a singer as
aer handsome husband
i've noticed. said Peter. that
people wiih aae clothes spend most
of their iime thinking about them
and are % very little use when Il
comes 10 real work in il!e.~
"Well. you neednt think that of
Glory. declared Jenny Ia her yigor-
Gus way Hes just as ane as he
Is handsome. He's model husband.
II they make their home around here
you wlll end him doing bis sull share
In the care % their babies. Some
times they raise two families. When
they do that Glory takes care Of
the arsi lot - youngsters as soon a.
they are able 90 leave The nest. 50
that Mrs Cardinal has nothin. 10
worry abou; whlle sitting on the
second tot % eggs Evcybod loves
Glory. Excuse me. Peter. I'm so
lnx oYer 20 nnd ou, u they're really
going 60 stay
Whrn Jenny .sturncd she was 80
excited she couldn't keep stlll min
ute. They Ike Il here. Peter = she
cried 'If they can nnd a place 10
suit them they are going TO stay.
My. they will add = lot 70 the qual.
liy % this nciEhboFbood :"
Mr. and Mrs Cardinal whls,led
and sang as n their hearts we're
bursting with Joy and Peter sat
around listening as II be had moth
Ing else to do
CT ~ Bafxsssy-wNu ssrvics.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
IRRIGATION HELPS BIRDS

Cultivation OF large areas OF fer
tile land under irrigation has worked
magic with The bird population In
Colorado. says Nature Magazine.
Where 80 years ago the dry pralrleS
supported only small numbers OF the
arld-land birds. Vide stretches OF
verdant green fields now furnish
ideal homes fer numbers Of Brewers S
blackblrds. mourning doves. several
varieties OF sparrows and swallows.
and an abundance OF the resplendent
ring -nccked pheasant. an introduced
species.
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BONERS arc actual humorous
i'd bits found In examination pa
perx, essays. etc. by teacherA-

venlson comes from frogs
The boy and girl studied their
music lesson good In order that they
wouldn't be connolsseured by the
teacher.
A pullei surprise Is awarded every
year In America for the best novel
The people In the Tropics don't
wear much clothing. They dress like
statues
The sphinx is the head OF some
king mounted on a lion.
Archaeology Is a study OF ancient
lnlqultles.
& Bell Syndicate --wSU Service
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A Little Secret
Smile
BY ANNE CAMPBELL

NTE SAT and talked beneath the
w trees.
A scarlet bird sang from the vail
The wind blew silver harmoules.
And Paula ala not speak M all
or those who shared the garden
close.
She was the only prisoner:
She and a fiauntlng yellow rose
From the green garden could not,
stir.
In her low chair she sat apart.
Tier trusted crutches by her side.
Her eyes The mirror of her heart.
Her busy hands a sign OF pride.
And as we spoke OF many things.
The changing world. the lensthen-
ing mile.
She watched the flt OF rcdblrd's
wings.
And smiled a little secret smile.
Across her c0untenance II went.
As sunlight dts upon the sea
And watching her. grew content
With life. and al II gave to me.
In that gay group OF women none
AbJured the world but she d.
The grace
or her sweet spirit met the sun
And played upon her classic
face.
tcopysixht. l--wSu service
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THE STRANGER WITH The
BEAUTIFUL Co~T

DETER RABBIT never wlll forget
the ursi time De saw Glory the
'ardiuaL sometimes called ltedblrd.
he had Just hoped over the old
Orchard when beautiful clear.
loud whistle drew his eyes 20 the
top % 10 apple tree. With = little
gasp % sheer establishment and de-
ilxhi Peter stopped short lie
couidaf quite believe that he saw
what Be saw. tie HADN'T supposed
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that anyune even among the fcath.
cred folk could be quite - beautiful
The stranger was dressed all In
rcj except a little black around the
base of bis bill Even bis bin was
red tie sore q beautiful red crest.
which made him sgill more dlSiln-
Euishcd hooking And how be could
sing
OF course Peter lost no time 10
hunting up Jenny Wren. who a.
a. Jsnny3 Who Is that beautiful
stranger with such a lovely song -
cried Peter as soon as be caught
SIGHT o. Jenuy.
GLORY The Cardinal replied Jen.
Hy Wren promptly. Isn't be the
loTeliesi thing you've ever scent n
wcre Mrs Cardinal I'm afraid I
should BE- Jealous There she is ln
the very same tree with him. Did
you ever see such \ dlYerenee7~
insgcad % the beautiful red of
Glory. Mrs Cardinal wore a very
dun dress Tier back vas n brown.
ish gray. and her throat q Erayish
black. Tier breast vas q doll buT
with = faint tinse of red Tier wings
and tail were tinsed with duh
red Bui II she wasn't handsomely
Dressed she could sing. IN fact.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27

dozen peppercorns. six cloves, a
stick OF cinnamon and three bay
leaves. the same amount OF parsley.
thyme. and summer savory. Cover
with plenty OF cold water and sim
ner for two hours. Strain through
a coarse muslin. and for each quart
OF vegetable liquor add teaspoon
ful OF extract or two cubes Boil up
and serve. From this stock. with
gelatin. one may have good fla
yored aspic.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
Split Pea Soup.

This is especially appetizins when
carefully prepared. Soak the peas
over night, then put them on 10 cook
with an onion and a half pound or
more OF salt pork Zone may use
pigs hooks. ham bone or fresh
pork II one prefers). Cook slowly
for hours until the peas are thor.
oughly cooked and the fat pork well
done. Serve with small cubes OF
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27

the pork in each soup dish. For a
pound OF peas and the same OF pork
one may use at least two quarts Of
water. This viii serve a large fam
ily with a bowl OF nourishing soup.
G BY Western Newspaper Union.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
Indian. Cultivated sunfiower.

Indians Of both eastern America
and the Southwest cultivated the
sunfower for It's seeds, which were
ground into meal
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
Olde,t College for Women

The Wesleyan Female college.
Macon. Ca. founded in 1896, claims
TO be the worlds oldest woman col
lege.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
Iifo'a BleaIinn

1t Is not doing the thing we like TO
do. but liking the thing we have to
do. that makes life blessed.-Goethe.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27

Your local dealer carries Ferry's
Pure Bred Vegetable Seeds. Now
only 5 cents n package Adv.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27

DR.. Pierces Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
a laxative-three for cathartic.-Adv.
The Coolidge examiner., 1934-04-27
Leisure's Chief Use

We don't want leisure except to
work hard at what we like.
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Book
CULINARY KINKS

a GOOD soup Is almost an lndls.
y pensable part OF the day 8
menu. Soup. ike salad. may be
made from almost anything with ia
yor. Those who have a soup pot al.
ways ready with stock may have
countless variations. but for the
small family bouillon cubes or beef
extract are a great boon A good
soup stock may be made from yege-
tables with a cube or two OF meat
flavor or teaspoonful OF extract.
Try this:
Vegetable Soup.
Slice one large onion. a small tur-
nip. three stalks Of celery. three
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she realised that ahe would prob
ably b able 70 get position @ dish
washer in restaurant, or chamber.
maid IN . hotel. without any dim
Guilty.
This II certainly no time for you
% start talking Job again, Susan
said Aunt Edna, her corsets creak.
ing - she leaned forward in her
chair to poke the crate firs. "Whsn
Anna goes next week there's going
70 b more than enough work 20
keep NJ three women busy IN this
house. Why, just think Of the wash.
ings, alone!" Her STOUT BODY
sAggsd il the chair o II Ill strength
went ont Of Il ct the very thought
Of tho washines. Besides, what
kind Of work could you dot You
weren't brought up to earn youf
own living" She said it with flar-
ing up Of the Broderick family
pride.
"Don't I know i'll" cried Susan
"But II only had been!-n "a
Just had the business course that
I've begged for and begged for, I'd
probably have Z good position 81
this time" Other things trembled
on her lips. The things chat she had
said e them many times before
when she had pleaded with chem
and her father 10 let her have he
three hundred dollars that WouH
have paid for . secretarial eourao
Int the Spencerian Business Collefe
downtown.
i was no use % say them all
again. Il was too late q point OF
70 them that Office work was . much
higher type Of labor than peelina
vegetables and securing bath tubS
and helping Anna with the ironins
in the laundry IN the basement.
il Ito Be Continued
osessisAk ls3s. b Eiae DesGus 1yslissaa h
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A Swing Toward Noodle
Grand Forks Herald

It is one of the functions of CAM
paign committee to claim everything
and concede nothing until all the
votes are cast, and the custom has
become so ingrained that many COM
mittees continue their claims long az
ter the election Of the opposing cam
didates has become known to every
body else. A visit to any OF the cleo
ton headquarters just now would re-
veal at least the appearance Of SUI
preme confidence in each headquar-
tiers and the assurance that it Is all
over but the counting. the count, Of
course, being certain to show COM
plete victory for "our" side.
No trustworthy indication Of real
trends. therefore, is to be found at
campaign headquarters. Also, It ID
difficult to determine just what indi-
cations are trustworthy, for the most
experienced observers often find
themselves sadly mistaken by what
they believe to be entirely satisfac-
tory evidences of public sentiment.
Conceding the notorious unreliable
lily Of surface indications, the fact re-
mains that there have been decided
evidences during the past week OF
more OF swing Of sentiment toward
Noodle in the present campaign for
governor Of North Dakota. That in
formation comes from almost every
conceivable direction and from almost
every section Of the state. It Is at
tributed to various causes, but chief
among these as currently reported Is
the growing realization that this is q
state rather than national cam.
paign. and that the people Of North
Dakota are sensing increasingly the
Importance Of Kidding the state Of the
dictatorship which Mr.. LANCER at.
temped to set up and restoring North
Dakota to some semblance Of popular
government.
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BY RODNEY BUTCHER
Tribune Washington Correspondent

Washington, Nov. 2.-Another spec
tacular bust-up inside the AAA Is
something you can look forward to,
though 1t may be STAYED of for
months.
Temperatures are rising within the
organization to a point reminiscent
OF the famous battle in which DR.. Tug
we'll, Jerome Frank and Fred Howe
tangled with George Peek and man
aged to push him out Of the farm re-
covery outfit along with many Of his
henchmen.
The issues haven't changed. Shall
the professors and distributors OF food
write their own tickets when AAA
marketing agreements are made-as
industries wrote their own codes under
NRA?
Or shall AAA insist on effective
provisions for protection Of the pro-
ducing farmer and the otherwise help
less consumer?
If the defeat Of Peek was q liberal
victory, it has borne few fruits. The
succeeding administrator, Chester
Davis, has been so overwhelmed BY
his duties and responsibilities that
axe-grinding subordinates and lobby
lists have been able to push him a.
round.
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Barbs

Able Dimnet says America is
coming to realize the value Of re-
pose and meditation. But OF
course the good able has never
been to . Broadway night club.
= \ \
Texas cowboys now attending Sun.
day school classes In Midland, Tex.
Probably hoping for somebody to give
them the right steer.
\ \ \
Pretty Boy" Floyd bought his
burial lot q year ago. Some en-
terprising salesman wants to be
looking up Baby Face" Nelson
and John Hamilton right away.
X \ X
Baltimore man robbed Of 500
bought watchdog. Which prompt
" chewed up $500 worth Of fur coats,
It's not the first cost, it's the pup
keep.
X + +
Turkey settling our war claims
against her for $l,5O0,O00 cash.
Makes 1t seem kind of all wrong
this Thanksgiving Day to roast
Turkey
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one kind or another in the last four
years. It probably will be the last for
some time.
Educational Tools

That educators are not at all in
clined to be SNUG and self-satisfied
is evidenced by an examination OF
their professional papers, delivered at
teachers conferences and in their pro-
fessional magazines.
Thus 1t is nothing of a shock to the
teacher to read in the Parent-Teach-
ers magazine a statement that $780,
100000 year is wasted annually by
Anticipated methods in education and
that leaders in this field should
find some way Of keeping the schools
up with the times or be taken to the
woodshed for a sound spanking"
The indictment in this case is that
the schools have failed to make use
CT modern tools, notably the motion
picture machine. The claim is made
that children could learn in is min
utes, with the aid of this device,
things upon which they now must
spend As minutes. The indictment
here is that too much time is spent
upon books.
Any thoughtful individual recog-
nizes the terrific demands which are
made upon the teacher by modern
society, demands which frequently
might better be made upon the very
persons who expect the teacher to as
sumo any and every burden.
He also has some appreciation Of
the handicaps which human nature
imposes upon the pedagogue. If bless
ed with anything less than a really
angelic disposition and an overwhelm-
ing sense of humor the best teacher
is liable to be driven up to If not
beyond the limits of her restraint and
endurance.
Others, because of a turn OF mind
which too often accompanies the
teaching profession, occasionally give
the idea Of seeming wise beyond their
knowledge and experience, with an
attendant bad impression on the adult
population.
But wholesale indictment Of the
teachers tools is no reflection upon
the teacher herself. Neither does 1t
follow that the school system will
be convicted if a fair trial is had.
Motion pictures may, for example,
be an easier way of learning but the
facts SO obtained may slip more easily
from the mind. Thus motion picture
education may be merely thing to
be experienced rather than a real
benefit.
Besides, there is the question of
habit to be considered. Education
does not end with the school period
and most learning in post-school years
comes from the examination Of writ
ten material. If the child learns to
read intelligently the rudiments Of all
education and culture are provided for
him.
On this basis the indictment Of in
adequate tools should be narrowed
Gown somewhat and teachers made
less critical of themselves and their
fellow workers.
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HEFLIN's GHOST WALKS

# you remember the Hon. J. Thomas
Helm Of Alabama, who used to be q
senator here, you'll be interested to
hear that he is one Of this years cam
paign issues In q spot far removed
from his native heath.
When Tom contested his defeat by
John Bankhead In 1880, the Senate
voted as to whether he should be seat
ed and few Republicans, who had
thought 1t would be smart to embar-
rass the Democrats by supporting this
thorn In Democratic flesh, voted to
seat him. One Of those Republicans
was Senator Felix Hebert Of Rhode
Island.
Well, Rhode Island is Just full Of
Irish and French folk who well re-
member the days when ranting Tom
was trying to put the Catholic Church
out Of business. And friends Of ex-
Senator Peter Garry, Hebert's oppon-
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| mountain resort, one winter she had
had dancing lessons, and when abe
was thirteen she had gone to . cer.
tain 1adamoiselle Do Hamel every
Saturday morning 70 talk French.
She had learned % say grace IN
French and that was about the
extent 81 her learning In that aracs-
ful language. Those vague accom-.
| plishmentS ware al tho education
she had In addition 70 what abe had
received IN her twelve years IN the
public schools.
She could not typswrits, and she
msw nothing about even the sim
|plest kind Of o@ee work. The only
thing, In fact, that she did know and
| understand WAS homework - the
kiqd of Work.4hat Anna did IN the
Broderie3s' kitchen for eight dol
lors . weekl A small bitter smile
just barely twisted Susan's hips rs