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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
Hunters Beware

In addition to the usual precautions
which hunters are expected to take
before they enter the fields in search
Of game. the federal treasury depart
meut now calls attention to another.
Il = that every person possessing .
"firearm" on July 26 shall register It
with the collector Of internal revenue
for the district In which he resides
by Sept. ~.
The term firearm means any shot
gun or rifle having . barrel less than
70 inches long or any other weapon.
except . pistol or revolver. from
which . shot may be discharged. II
such . weapon y capable Of being
concealed on the person. Also re-
quired to be Registered are I'll ma
chine guns and muffIers for any fire
arm. whether Or not such 1irsarm Is
included n the foregoing definition.
eheriffs and police officers have
ban asked 70 give special attention
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
ECONOMY OF AMBULANT TREAT
MENT OF HEMdORRHOIDS

OC ANKOOAAN1 MEAL
MENT OF HEMMORRHOIDS
The doctors here wanted me to 60
to the Veterans Hospital for opera
ton. I am glad I learned about the
injection treatment in your column.
for am now cured and without leav-
ing home or losing an hour from my
work -.
Letters like that are coming In con-
SANITY increasing numbers these days.
Not only in reference to treatment Of
hernia but also in reference to the
treatment Of piles and other rectal
conditions which formerly necessitated
disqualification and operation and sew
eral days Of discomfort or pain-and
still do in communities where the
doctors are = shade too conservative
in their attitude toward these new
tangled methods promoted by lowlife
health column conductors.
I spoke here . few weeks ago about
the book recently published by DR..
Thomas r. McNamara, Rochester, N.
Y, Oh Injection Treatment Of In
ternal Hemorrhoids. This book Is for
physicians and admirably describes
the simple technic Of the injection
treatment.
Persnoally I have never in my life
given such treatment. So I'm just
telling the public and any doctors
who care to listen In about the mod
ern method. Doctors who wish to
learn the technic Of the method
may get DR.. McNamara's book; but
they can't learn it from me. obviously.
Nor have I ever given injection
treatment for hernia. SO am scarce
~ qualified to instruct q physician in
the technic Of ambulant treatment
for hernia. I happen to know the
simple formula Of the medicine some
Of the most competent physician-sur-
geons use in this treatment. Nothing
secret about it, and it costs only . few
cents for enough to treat . dozen
patients. am glad, Of course, to give
the formula to any physician-surgeon
that Is, . Doctor Of Medicine In good
professional standing, but decline to
give this or any other Information to
any other. I believe, however, that
knowing how to mix the simple med
icine used for the ambulant treat
ment Of hernia (rupture, breech)
doesn't qualify the physician -surgeon
to attempt treatment. I believe no
one u qualified to give such treat
ment until he has had personal in
structon In the technic under q ply
sician-surgeon who Is master Of the
method-actual clinical instruction. Of
course.
Many Of the large industrial or
commercial corporations are giving
the ambulant methods preference
whenever possible In the treatment Of
employees, for the economy in work
ing time or time off duty and also the
economy IN the way Of hospital ex-
penSes.
Perhaps the correspondent quoted
at the opening Of today's harrangue
could have had free hospital care, be-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

N0t0k xVCW0s 08SOkVxOs WIS.,
Whenever any public event or pub
lie improvement Is carried forward to
accomplishment, the burden OF effort
Is usually carried by . few earnest
souls who see that there Is q Job to
Be done and then 60 ahead and do It,
A small town that has . good city
park. . good ball team, Is well paved.
has well kept lawns, puts on q good
9Th Of July celebration, has adequate
lighting, or has o. does anything at
I'll better than the average place,
usually owes It 20 the initiative Of Z
few who have ability and who will
work.
One mans hobby Is beautifying his
home grounds. BY the judicious use
Of trees and shrubs and painstaking
care Of them he sets IN example to
his neighbors and other householders
which may have q marked effect on
IN entire community, even though
few may Nave the time or patience to
even approach the excellence he at
tains. That man may consider .
good home baseball team . thing Of
minor importance o. even useless
foolishness.
Another man may look with i'd
miration on the first mans beautiful
lawn and hedge but 9 far . putting
that much effort into having one
himself he has never even thought
Of It. But he may take hold Of the
seemingly thankless job Of managing
. good ball team: he might even
have the intestinal fortitude to try to
be its umpire. Baseball Is his hobby.
He helps the community by doing his
part to have q good team.
Another man may think baseball Is
the bunk and that . wonderful blue
spruce tree in q pleasing setting Is
something to enjoy with only . fleet
ing glance Is he drives BY. But he
possibly believes that good paved
streets with plenty Of bright lighting
Is necessity for his home town, and
he goes ahead and pushes through
the Improvement against opposition
Of the do nothings" and the ''pay
nothings" with which every place Is
cursed.
With another It's Z fine golf course,
with another It's . better city hall or
. better school system. Each man
may have . different way Of helping
his community and help It in connec-
ton with some activity in which he
takes q personal interest.
Give the boys Q good hand. what.
ever activity they try to put across!
They're trying to do something in q
creditable manner even though their
way Of doing It may not Be exactly
your way Of doing II. At least recog-
nise the fact that they are putting
honest effort into the job. It takes
lot Of different kinds Of live people
= make . live town.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
WEST GETS IT'S PLUMs

WEST GETS IT'S PLUMS
The patronage cupboard is temper
arily bare-as far a. southern politi-
clans are concerned. Pickings for
them continued to be good until re-
Gently, when the administration de-
cided to hand out most Of its favors
to the west and northwest-at least
until after election.
Newcomers in congress from s..s
west usually haven't had q look-in
during the patronage scramble when
they had to compete with such astute
old-timers from the south as Senaeer
Pat Harrison Of Mississippi.
But they finally convinced Jim Far
ley that the Democratic party simply
must hold some Of its western gains.
And the garden IS being watered &C.
cordingly.
Copyright, 1894, NEA Service, 1nc.)
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which Caroline regarded him caused
him . measure Of uneasiness. He
understood her silent protest that
parties cost money, and they had
none for that purpose.
Don't you see any Of your for
mer friends at the university" her
mother asked.
II avoid them" Caroline said
"Well," Alva sighed, and turned
70 other matters. II wish you would
rum down to the store and get some
ice cream for dessert"
What-more Of that cornstarck
mess!" Mr.. Rutledge exclaimed.
"You may have melon il you
like" Alva said icily. But there
was no melon, she discovered. and
remembered that she had forgotten
to put It on her shopping list.
Caroline walked to the store. Il
was on the next street, not far. On
her way she passed the Barnes's
house and stopped to inquire about
their little girl. She knew the child
slightly, : small, elfish creature
with long black curls and big black
eyes, skipping her rope up and down
the street early and late. Caroline
had pitied her in the hot weather
for the discomfort the heavy hair
must cause her.
A woman Caroline did not know
answered her ring. When the door
was opened sne could near Mra.
Barnes crying q she talked wru
someone in the living room. Caro-.
line was not going in but Mrs.
Barnes called to her when she heard
her voice.
The doctors afraid it's fever
typhoid" the woman who admitted
her explained to Caroline. "He ma
something about : . serum =.
action =. whatever that t."
Ito Be Continued)
Copyright b Ruth Dsws, Groves
oastsi60tsd b xi6s Tsstsees 0yaltnts. II
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Of all news dispatches credited to 1t
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newspaper and also the local news Of
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matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
Neighborliness Still Lives


So much has been said about gov
eminent help for the farmers that
one can hardly be blamed for over
looking the efforts at self help and
the fine spirit Of cooperative enter
prise which are making these times
easier to bear.
North Dakota is filled with cases
where the old-time neighborly spirit
has come to the rescue in times Of
stress, where community enterprise
has solved local problems without
help from the outside. It has always
been so and every good citizen should
pray that it always will be 50. It may
be true that none OF US Is his neigh
bor's keeper, but 1t also Is true that
the extension Of . helping hand at
the right time is still . blessed thing
both for him that gives and him
that receives"
AL Of which Is by way Of preface
to the fact that the national grange,
most widespread Of all the great farm
organizations, reports that many Of
its local units are looking toward Z
concerted plan for shipping food for
both persons and animals into the
stricken west where the drouth has
created widespread restitution" This
movement Is gaining strength In the
east and the far west where drouth
has not been such . factor.
Reference Is made to the fact that
more than SO years ago this agency
sent many carloads of food into Ne
braska. where crops had been devas-
tated by . grasshopper scourge.
There Is no denying the benefits OF
the federal program but neither is II
fair to overlook the fact that the
times have intensified rather thar
diminished the natural reactions to
human suffering and that America
still Is sufficiently unified to permit
its people to exercise . high degree
Of neighborliness. even though thu
neighbor to be helped may live Z
thousand miles away.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
Barbs

Sir Basil Zaharoff's secretary says
the old gentleman Of international
finance never made q public state
ment and never will. The cigaret COM
panies might try him.
X \ X
The waves pounded strong
: against the California shores re-
Gently. How could they tell Up
ton Sinclair is running for gov
ernor?
II the government keeps on max
Ing new picture postage stamps, We
can see America in our morning mail.
Is this to spite the railroads?
= = y
The paper warfare" Of Gen.
Douglas MacArthur,s strategy
board would please the taxpayers
more II target practice were con-
Quoted the same way.
y i X
We should spend more time study
ing men, and less studying apes, says
. New York professor. And it would
be . great sport, since men do such
funny things.
Copyright. 1894. NEA Service, Incl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
middle, and suggested that he play
- LII. q

middle, and suggested that he play
horse and drive. It worked. He
quickly gained confidence and learned
to walk. Give q cautious child some
other idea than himself to think Of,
and his confidence will grow apace
and he will learn to walk. (E. K. W.
Answer-That is IN excellent sug-
gestion. It Is unwise to use baby.
walkers or other artificial aids. But
when the baby voluntarily tries to
stand and to walk, do not prevent
him. He will not try tc use his legs
before they are strong enough. They
do not become strong X he does not
use them.
Copyright 1884, John +. Ollie Co..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

The old fashioned woman who used
to boast about how many glasses Of
jelly she could get out Of . gallon Of
berries, has q daughter who likes to
brag about how many miles she can
get out Of q gallon Of gas.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

When frightened, rabbits stamp
several times on the ground with their
hind feet, making sound which can
be heard long way off. This Is q
danger signal to fellow RABBITS, who
scamper off to safety.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

The. NewDeal
Washington

One Board After Another Vanquiahed
BY johnson New q. o. r. Cam
didates for Presidency Bob Up +.
Oregon Bakers Produce Code That
70 . Code -. Patronage Plums
Now Go West
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

It tells . good deal about q mans
home life II he orders rice pudding
and home made cake at q lunch
counter.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

II you sandpaper the soles Of child
rens shoes before they are worn, It
viii prevent slipping on polished
floors.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Nfunn1a Rm116im1

Can you suggest any foods I can
add to my daily menu which are
muscle building? am 40 years old
and my flesh lacks muscle. (Adiss q.
s. HI
Answer-Send 10 cents In coin and
stamped envelope bearing your add
ress, and ask for 1.-THE Last Brady
Symphony" which describes and IL
illustrates some room gymnastics which
will help you to improve your muscle
tone. No food makes muscle.
Antitoxin
Discussion In our Honemakers club
as to whether too much antitoxin
causes death Mrs. p. p. E.)
AI1swer-More profitable to discuss
whether . lady may rouge. chew or
smoke, and II 50, where. Antitoxin
Il harmless in any dose. Too little Is
sometimes given: never too much.
Child Walks Late
Son refused to walk ct 81 months.
One day placed my belt around his
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

We can all remember when baking
powder had. Q bigger sale than face
powder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, NJ. D.

Signed letters pertaining health and hygiene dSea
diagnosis will by Brady stamped
should written
Ink No reply be made to queries not conforming Instructions
Address On. william Brady In Of this newspaper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
by RODNEY BUTCHER
Tribune Warrington Correspondent

VA1AU0AA0 VAS0Su8SO0 NOIE01pOu0S0t)
washington, Sept. 18.-One Of the
things General Hugh johnson might
do with his spare time now would be
to write q history Of the boards that
have been appointed to sit on Gen.
eral johnson.
Probably not even he can remem-
Der them all.
In retrospect, 1t seems as II there
must have been about one new one a
month-inspired by members Of the
administration who were jealous or
fearful Of Johnson's great power and
sought either to make him share it or
bring him under control.
You doubtless don't remember the
National Industrial Recovery Board Of
last summer. Certain cabinet men,
bers pleaded for 1t in late night
session with Roosevelt, urging that
no mortal man should be given as
much power as johnson was acquiring.
+. D. created it. naming johnson
and some cabinet officers as men,
bers. Secretary Of Commerce Dan
Roper figured himself as the strong
man who would be bossing johnson
around.
The NlRB withered under Johnson's
contempt. He remarked once that
Secretary Frances Perkins was the
only member who had pants on" and
refused to show up for meetings un-
less he knew she would be present.
Finally, the general ignored It entire
".
Meanwhile, Roper had named his
big Business Advisory and Planning
Council" Of - leading industrialists,
with plenty Of ballyhoo, and the idea
was that this council would be an
other instrument through whic b
Uncle Danny would run the MIRA.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

Asked for an illustration Of indi-
rect taxation, . bright student sug-
gested the dog tax, because the dog
doesn't pay It,"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

Those who claim that prisoners are
being pampered with radio sets in
their cells evidently haven't been lis
tening In lately.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
STILL OTHER FLoPs

This council Is rumored to be still
in existence.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

STILL OTHER FLOPS
The Executive Council and the Ma
tional Emergency Council came along
and In each case It was limited that
johnson would now be taking orders
from q board. But johnson still
wasn't having any.
He took orders only from Roosevelt
and not always from him.
Then there vas the Darrow board,
now only . memory.
Finally came the Industrial Emer-
gency Committee. This time Roose-
welt really meant business. He him.
self wanted q board to end boards to
sit on General johnson.
He picked Donald Richberg out Of
MIRA to be chairman OF IEC, which
included Miss Perkins. Ickes, Hop
kins, and JOHNSON, and charged him
with working out an NRA organize-
ton program.
JohnSon found himself up against .
grim crew which eagerly accepted his
public assurances that he wanted to
quit. He saw his power slipping and
his subsequent threshings-about Great
ed the administrations major internal
row to date.
Presumably it will take still another
board to complete the Job Of polishing
off the general.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

The pulse Of q newborn infant 10
from $50 to 40 beats . minute; In
adults It Is 10 to IS.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

Nearly half the nations rose bushes
are supplied by east Texas growers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribuns's policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
BAKERS DO TT UP DROWN

BAKERS DO 1T UP BROWN
Officials here have received copies
Of business code that makes NRA
look like piker.
Oregon Is q Republican state. but
It has its own Agricultural ADJUST
ment act. The bakers out there franz
ed q marketing agreement with the
idea Of protecting their prices and
brought it here for approval.
The AAA refused to approve It.,
whereupon the state Of Oregon gave
1t an official okay.
Every possible method Of preventing
competition in bread, cakes, and cook
les seems to have been included. Price
cutters can be punished by IN official
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18
MORE TRIAL BALLOONS

WO1G1S 11g1zA1 0A1LVON0
Insiders report . couple Of recruits
to the platoon Of gents who fancy
themselves Is the Republican presi-
Dental nominee in 1896.
One Is Col. Robert r. Mccormick,
publisher Of the Chicago Tribune, one
Of the Roosevelt administration Bit
terest critics. His big issue is the AAA.
The other is Senator Arthur Van
denberg Of Michigan, who with sena-
tor Nye was co-sponsor Of the resolu-
ton for the munitions investigation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

ban on further sales, as we'll as con-
fiscation Of Ill bakery products On
hand.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-09-18

Son refused to walk at 81 months.
One day placed my belt around his
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1934-07-05
COUNTY RECEIVED
MORE ROAD FUNDS
THAN PAID STATE

Pine county has received $1,365, 1O4
more in expenditures on state trunk
roads than it has paid into state
highway funds through the gasoline
tax and motor vehicle license fees.
This is shown by tabulation made
by the highway department covering
the period from 1921 to 1888, inclu-
sive.
In those twelve years, the figures
show, Pine county paid to the trunk
highway fund $1,034,1 while expen-
ditures on trunk roads in the county
totalled $2,399,229. The expenditures
include interest and principal pay
ments on county reimbursement bonds
assumed by the highway department.
Only six out of the states 81 coun-
ties have paid more into the trunk
funds than they have received in road
expenditures. Hennepin and Ramsey
counties head this minority, but they
have received vast benefits from the
construction of trunk roads radiating
from Minneapolis and St. Paul to
other parts of the state.
Carlton county has paid to the
trunk highway fund $1,1O9.074, while
expenditures on trunk roads in the
county totalled $4,042,S44; Aitkin
countys amounts respectively are
$S03,204 and $4.470.S27; Kanabec,
s459,477 and $1,374,034; and Chisago,
$961,456 and $2,573.952.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1934-07-05
DEATH CALLS YOUNG
FINLAYSON FARMER

Herman Kuhlmann of near Finlay-
son, answered the summons of death
Friday and passed away with heart
trouble at the State Hospital at An
Okla where he had been ill for five
years. He was born the son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Kuhlman, ST., at
Giese in Aitkin county on Nov. "a,
1902 and was a member of the Amer
lean Lutheran church.
The deceased is survived by his
parents, three brothers and one Sis
ter. They are Fred, Eugene and
Henry, Jr., and Mrs. Arthur Hietala.
The funeral was held Saturday at 1
p. m. from the home and at o'clock
from the church with Rev. FrietjOff
Eide officiating. The body was
brought to Finlayson from Anoka last
Thursday and prepared for burial by
w. F. Bowers. Burial was made in
the Finnish cemetery west of the vii
lage with William Nader, Vernon
Hietala, Walter Makela, Isaac Louma,
Herman Doran and Fritz HOlstein as
pallbearers.
Sympathy of a large circle OF
friends and neighbors is extended to
the bereaved family in their untimely
loss.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1934-07-05
State Baseball
Leagues To Play
Off In Regions

1t was tentatively decided to hold
championship playoffs in regions to
select teams who will participate in
the annual tournament at Lexington
Park, st. Paul, at a meeting of the
Minnesota Association of Baseball
Leagues at st. Paul, last Thursday
evening.
The proposal of regional playoffs
came as a result of the rapid growth
of league baseball in Minnesota. 1t
was reported that over sixty leagues
have been registered in this state and
that the majority of them are willing
to participate in playoffs towards the
state championship. To bring such
great number together in a single
tournament is impractical and conse-
quently the concensus of opinion was
in favor of the regional plan.
The tentative districts as outlined
by George Thompson, chairman of the
committee to investigate regional
plan, places the two registered leagues
in this community, namely the Pine
County League and the Cross Country
League, in the northeastern district.
headed by B. E. Leighton of Hibbing.
The playoffs in this district will prob
ably be held at Duluth and other
leagues besides those previously named
to participate in this playoff are the
Range League, the Lake Region, Head
of the Lakes, and the St. Louis County
Rural Baseball Association.