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Evening star., 1934-11-01
MORE LINE SPEED
IS SCOL0N|ALS' AIM
Parrack, Fleet Guard, Apt to
Play Against Vandy-Par-
rish improves.
~HAT George Washington will

@HAT George Washington will
make a mighty effort to con-
ouer famous Vanderbilt Sat-
urday in Grifith Stadium is
plainly evident in every move of the
Colonials in current practice. Coach
Jim Pixlee, leaving no part of his grid
machine untouched in the polishing
and repairing process, has even in
serted a new part in that rock-ribbed
line which all season long has played
magnificently.
If practice indications mean any
thing, a new right guard will appear
in the starting G. w. lineup Satur-
day with Dave Parrack, 174-pound
junior from Pittsburgh. replacing Sid
Kolker, 2O5-pound former Tech High
star. In recent drills Parrack has
displayed some of the speed the Buff
and Blue coaches have been striving
to get for running interference, the
kind Of speed so essential to successful
execution of the of-tackle smash, the
chief Colonial weapon.
Parrack, heretofore in the back
ground, partly due to an injury sus-
tanned at Camp Let's at the begin
ming of the season, seems now to be
the fastest guard on the squad. Also
he looks the most proficient blocker
among the guards, particularly with
respect to head-on blocking. For the
past two days he has been working
in Kolker's place at right guard, and,
unless the local boy can summon as
much fieetneSs as the PittSburgher,
there probably will be at least one new
face in the G. w. forward wall when
it lines up for the kickoff.
Running Attack Likely.
THAT Pixlee is giving the line so
much attention indicates he
hopes to be able to gain ground
against the huge Vandy line and thus
make the running offense basic in his
plan of battle. In this eventuality,
the Colonial passing attack will be
more of an adjunct than the chief re-
lance, which the intensified passing
drills of the last several days have
indicated.
An effective running game, as foot
ball observers know, always helps the
chances for success in forward passing
II Vandy's defense has TO be drawn in
close to halt Colonial line smashes, 1t
doubtless will be weakened with re-
spect to stopping the Colonial over
head thrusts.
In the meantime however, practice
and more practice on forward passing
has been featuring the workouts. Still
more pass plays we're revealed yester-
day for the first time and Griffith
Stadium was filled with flying foot
balls tossed by small groups scattered
all over the field. 1t looked as if
Pixlee hoped to have an entire squad
of passers and receivers. for tackles.
guards and centers were throwing and
catching along with the backs and
ends. Such giant linemen as Killer
Watts, Harry Deming. Capt Ed Clark
Bert Cannefax and Dale Prather were
showing what they could do with the
aerial tactics.
Evening star., 1934-11-01
BAMA CONCEDED
LEADING CHANCE
Nine Must Engage One or
More on List-Four in
Strategic Spots.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
n IEW YORK, November 1.-Thir-
N teen major college foot ball
! teams are pursuing that will
o'-the-wisp, a perfect season.
an all-conquering campaign marred
neither by defeat nor tie.
Here's the list of major teams
neither beaten nor tied as 1t stands
now:
East-Army. Navy, Dartmouth,
Princeton and Syracuse.
Midwest-Minnesota Illinois, Chi
cago and Michigan State.
South-Alabama and Tulane.
Far West-Washington
Rocky Mountain-Utah Aggies.
A study of the schedule for the
rest Of the season shows that of these
l3 no fewer than are booked for
competition against one or more teams
also on the list, thus making it GER
tain that the final count will be far
short of 13. Alabama, Tulane, Utah
Aggies and Washington are the lone
exceptions.
Army, for instance, plays Illinois
this week and Navy later. as well as
Harvard and Notre Dame Army is
the only rival still unbeaten which
Navy must play. but the midshipmen
will have worries enough against
Washington & Lee, Notre Dame and
Pittsburgh.
Evening star., 1934-11-01
GOldie Ahearn Tells One.

"A TATCHMAKER Goldie Ahearn
N comes forth with one of the
weeks best stories dealing
with the local world of fsticuff. Part
way up on this bout builders promo
ton list is one Sid Silas, a rising
young welter, who is Marine Corps
conscious plus. He is a member Gin
good standing, we take it, of the
goth ReServes-he eats, sleeps and
thinks United States Marines. If Sid
gets the slightest suspicion that his
ring opponent is in any way. no mat
ter how remotely, connected with
the Navy, it become wild and furious
obseSsion with him to give that guy
the shellacking of his life.
In every new likely looking
young fighter who appears at
the little training gym Sid
visions potential Marine Corps
material. He feels it his sacred
obligation to keep an alert eye
out for recruits to this particu-
lar branch Of Uncle Sans
service.
A few days ago a well-set-up blond
boy of the light class
entered the parlor of practice punches
Sid had been tattooing the bag with
vicious furry, but with the newcom-
er's arrival he ceased firing. and that
telltile gleam lighted up his face as
he cast an appraising glance.
Then he sidled up to Ahearn and
whispered:
Evening star., 1934-11-01
WILL LICK ARMY,
SAYS NAVY COACH
"This Is Our Year." Insists
Hamilton, and Players
Feel That Way.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press
A NNAPOLIS, Md, November l.
~ A sort of synthetic gloom
n afiicts many foot ball coach
in speaking Of his teams
chances against major rivals-but not
young Tom Hamilton of Navy.
There is a CLINT in his dark eyes
as he comes right out and says:
We're going to lick the Army when
we meet a month hence.
THE Cadets have great ball club
Evening star., 1934-11-01
One Man Not Vital.

NNE man. Dick Harlow, Western
~ Maryland coach, is likely to
miss good deal if he is not
able to play is Merge Quarterback
Merge does the punting and does it
so well that no other man in the
Western Maryland lineup can hope
to equal what his performances in
this field would be. But as for Mergo's
absence running the chances of West
ern Maryland against Catholic Uni
versity that just is not the situation
Merge went out of the game with
Boston College on the second play,
yet Western Maryland went on to beat
the Hub eleven by big score.
Evening star., 1934-11-01
c. U. TICKETS HANDY
Pasteboards for Terror Game on
Sale at Downtown Places.

Due to the avalanche of requests
for tickets for the c. U.-Western
Maryland game to be played in the
Brookland Stadium Saturday, Cardi-
nal athletic officials announced today
that 1t had opened four ticket Offices
in downtown Washington. Tickets
may be procured at Spaldings, I'll
Fourteenth street; fireman g. King,
1919 New York avenue; the willard
and the Mayflower.
The price of tickets is $110, in
cluding tax. High school students
showing their athletic cards will be
admitted for 40 cents at the gate.
Evening star., 1934-11-01
BILL WERBER ON AIR.

Bill werber. former Washington
scholastic athlete who made good with
the Boston Red Sox. will be the guest
speaker tonight on Joe Holman's week.
ly sports broadcast over Station VOL
at o'clock.
Evening star., 1934-11-01
ST. DOMINIC VICTOR.

st. Dominic's Catholic School scored
10 victory over Amidon Public
School yesterday In q post-season base
ball gama.
Evening star., 1934-11-01
What About Notre Dame?

VUST how far has Notre Dame re-
turned along the old roadbed?
A pretty fair distance already
But the main answer won't be
ready for delivery before Saturday aft
ernoon. This answer comes in the
Pittsburgh game. Any team looking
for a real test, test among the upper
bracket, can find it against Pitt.
There is no questioning defense that
can hold Minnesota scoreless three
quarters of the route. And there has
been no doubling the speed and
strength of Pitts attack with the
talent on hand.
II Notre Dame can slip by Pitts
burgh. it will be the longest forward
Jump since Rockne's day. 1t will plant
the South Bend delegation along the
front row, despite a one-point defeat
by Texas in the opening game Of the
year.
Notre Dame is not going to have any
mild afternoon, but neither will Pitt.
Elmer Layden has had several weeks
since his starting contests in which to
pick his proper combinations and get
them working in a smoother way.
The spirit of the squad has been ex-
tremely high. The backfield is among
the best-big and fast and well ex-
perienced. Both ends are first-class.
1t will be largely matter Of the front
wall. If this holds up, Notre Dame
has at least an even chance.
After the East.
IF THERE is one big thrill that Bob
Zuppke of Illinois enjoys, the
same comes from hanging one on
the East. ....
Several years ago I saw Illinois,
with Red Grange on hand, falling be-
fore Nebraska in an early-season
meeting. The good DR.. Zuppke on
that day gave his team only q few
plays and even Grange couldn't pick
up first down.
This bunch Of NINE" zuppke said
later, needed a beating today. I'm
shooting at Pennsylvania. Well be
different then" They were. Entirely
different.
For q few years, Illinois was at low
ebb-and so was Zupkke. The painter
philosopher began carving his way
back last Fall and he is even farther
along this season. Any team strong
enough to beat Ohio State has some
thing. The Army defense can make
few mistakes with Lindberg and Bey-
non running and passing.
The open game has advanced sharp
ly this Fall. but especially 20 under
Evening star., 1934-11-01

, the orange and blue banners Of Illi-
nois, one of the smartest of the sea-
sons productions.
Evening star., 1934-11-01

Dunbar High has an engagement
with Douglass High of Baltimore in
the Dunbar Stadium at $50.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
EDITORIAL PAGE
and
FEATURES
THE A. E. F. REVIVED

AS loyal Californians we consider his
excellency, the governor of Arizona, all
wet in his move to thwart the plans of
the Metropolitan Water District for con-
struction of a dam on the Colorado at
Parker and We sincerely hope that the
latest version of the A. E. F. will not al
so become "al wet
We fear II will though. For the read
er S information we might explain that
A. E. +. stands for Arizona Expedition
airy Force, represented by two squads of
Arizona militia. which Governor MOeur
has dispatched to the Arizona territory
near Parker, to see that the Californlans
do not attempt to invade that area for
the purpose of building the dam.
Our fear that the A. E. F. will become
"all wet" is based on the route the SOL
diers must take to reach their objective
from Phoenix.
They will be transported from the Ari-
zona capital to Parker by automobile. AT
the latter point they will board a river
scow, the property of Nellie Bush, men,
ber of the Arizona legislature and the
only person in Arizona holding river
pilots license.
The scow (it really ought to have
better name than that will transport
where the camp will be pitched aid pre-
parations made to repel the Californians.
That trip up the Colorado in the scow
(supposing we call it the Nellie Bush)
presents plenty of opportunity for the
A. E. F. to get "all Wet, literally and
not figuratively.
We sincerely trust that the A. E. F.
makes the perilous passage successfully
and arrives at its objective with dry
feet. In way, our sympathies are with
them Perhaps the California objective
is merely to build dam but we suspect
another motive. Who knows but what
this whole business is just an attempt to
put down Los Angeles city limit signs
at Parker?
~ If that is the idea, our loyalty is not
going to be 100 per cent Californian. We
will have to wish the A. E. F. plenty Of
luck
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
UNCLE WIGGILY'S SHOUTING
LOG

Where are you going now?" ask
ed Nurse Jane of Uncle Wiggily one
morning as the rabbit gentleman
hoped up from the breakfast table.
Don't you like my pancakeS?' the
muskrat lady housekeeper wanted
to know. Are you going to look for
another boarding place?'
"Oh, no, indeed" exclaimed the
rabbit gentleman. Il mean no, I'm
not going to look for another board
ing place. There is no better place
to live than my hollow stump bun
galow. And no one can bake any
better pancakes than you, Miss Fuz-
zy Wuzzy.'
Then why are you leaving the
table?'
Because I thought there were no
more cakes and want to go to the
woods to get some more honey out
of the bee tree
There are plenty more cakes. I'll
bake you some fresh ones" said the
muskrat lady. Nov that the child
rem have gone to school, I can have
time to bake you as many cakes as
you want. But the little bunnieS
keep me busy while they're at the
table,
soT-bay, lilo vo,Ir rakaS ac rnIrb ac
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
sDora't Quote Me-
BY United Press

sidered too small for food, was eli
NAKED by the dinner. Even" he
said, IF the cost of processing were
too high to make it profitable COM
mercially to market so pound pigs,
1 believe the many unemployed
would welcome the opportunity to
process them rather than have the
pigs destroyed"
Occasionally senators are saved
from embarrassment by those SEEM
ingly entirely out of the government
picture. Such was the experience OF
Edward P. Costigan, Dem, Colo,
who encountered a thoughtful cab
driver
He took taxi to a speaking APP
pointment. He had his notes, care
fully marked, with parts to be de-
leted if at the last moment it be-
came necessary to shorten his ad-
dress.
Costigan arrived exactly on time,
but without his notes. He had left
them in the cab. He prepared to
speak extemporaneously when in
ran the cab driver with the penciled
texts.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
WHAT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
is DOING TO AID Ell CENTRIC

We have been giving serious con-
sideration TO some type of fish
which is more liable 10 survive in
parts of Salton Sea than could sill
yer salmon or any other cold
water fish. So far as inland fishes
are concerned, we believe tina the
spiney-rayed fishes such as black
bass and blue gills offer the best
promise of being successful. This
was our primary reason in stock
ing these fish in the reservoirs
on the Game Refuge. 1t is my
idea that if they can be introduced
at all into Salton Sea, it will be
after they have become acclimated
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
Boy Babies Get
Jump For March

Girl babies may have taken hon
ors in Ell Centro Tor February, but
the boys have a splendid start for
March, three births being reported
today to The Press, by Dr. c. S.
Brooks.
Mr. and Mrs. Paul Maggie, 667
Hamilton street, are receiving con-
gratulations on the birth of q son,
Carmelo Paul, born yesterday and
weighing seven pounds.
Vernon Ray Cullum was born
to Mr.. and Mrs. J. r. Cullum, 753
Park street on May 5, weighing
10 pounds.
The third baby is Forrest Duane
Martin, born on March l to Mr.
and Mrs. Forrest Martin, 321 Ham
ilton street.
The report advises that all con-
cerned are making excellent prog
ress.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
BEDTIME STORIES
BY HOWARD z. GARRI
Copyright 1888 by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicat

ground. 1t was a hollow log as large
as some of the black iron water
pipes you sometimes see lying along
the street.
It's a good thing this hollow log
was here for me to hide in" thought
Uncle Wiggily as he snuggled him
self into one end. If that should be
the Bob Cat or any of the Bad
Chaps, they can't see me in here.
I'm safe"
He waited a little while and then,
as no Bob Cat or other Bad Chap
came shifting around the end of
the hollow log, uncle Wig ggily
thought it would be all right to
crawl cut and go get his honey or
/ look farther for maple trees.
But no sooner had he started to
crowl out that he ehard a voice
shouting loudly:
"Oh, dear Oh, dear! Such trou-
BILE! Oh, help! Help"
My goodness" whispered Uncle
Wigigly There is some inc in this
log with me! l wonder who it is?"
He tried to look, but the inside
of the log was so dark he could
see nothing. Out he popped and
again the voice called
Help me OUT Help me out!'
This must be magical" thought
| the rabbit. It's a shouting log. 1
never knew, before, that a log could
I shout and call and talk! I must 90
find the Police Dog and tell him
about it" Uncle Wiggily quickly
ran to the Police Dog and said:
Come and listen to the shouting
log. 1t is magical"
Shouting log! Nonsense!" barked
! the Dog. But he went with the rab-
bit and when they reached the log
it shouted again.
Some one is in there" barked the
cog. Who are you? Come out!" he
ordered and the voice said:
I'm Chippy the chipmunkI ran
in this hollow log to get away from
Fox who was chasing me. But I'm
stuck. can't get out
I'll help you,' said the Police
! Dog, kindly With his club he gent
ly pushed Chippy out of the mar
row place in the log and then the
little fellow, who had helped Uncle
Wiggily find the honey tree, was
very happy. He went adventuring
with the rabbit and what happened
next I'll tell you tomorrow, when
| the story will be Uncle Wiggily 6
sweet rain.
And 1 hope the gas stove doesn't
come out of the kitchen into the
parlor when there's company and
| try to play the piano with its legs.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
CLIPPING HITLER'S WINGS

Perhaps Herr Hitler doesn't know it
but he and his policies are doomed.
: The doom was officially declared last
night in Madison Square Garden, home
of the cauliflower ear industry, the six
day bicycle race, Ringlings' circus, and
Bill Bonthron's favorite track.
Herr Hitler was placed ION trial.
for his acts and omissions of the past
several months After fair and impair
tial trial, except for the fact that the
accused was not there and was not even
represented, Herr Hitler was found gull
ty of crime against civilization
Judge Samuel Seabury, whose favorite
sport heretofore has been tying the tail
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
Historic Booklets
Giuen Out At Fair

Historical information, of inter-
est to school students particularly,
but to the general public as well, is
being distributed at the fair by
Charles H. knights, valley agent
for the Prudential Insurance COM
pany, in the form of two booklets.
One contains a facsimile of the
declaration of independence, to-
gether with brief history of its
development and biography of
each signer, while the other con-
tainS the text of the constitution
of the United States and its
amendments.
Copies of the booklets are given
to all who ask for them, as long
as the supply lasts.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08

Of the Tammany tiger into knots, acted
as prosecutor representing civilization"
Al Smith. Mayor LaGuardia. Professor
Raymond Moley, Rabbi Wise and a host
of others testified for the prosecution. in
the course of which they denounced Hit
lerism from every conceivable angle.
As It was impossible to take Herr Hit
Ter out and hang him to telegraph pole.
or tar and feather him, the trial" sat
isfied itself insofar as a penalty is con-
cerned. by adopting a 1000 word reSolu-
tion condemning the "antiquated and
barbarous despotism" in Germany The
trial then adjourned.
Our SympathieS are with the purpose
and intent of the trial but we cannot
avoid feeling of amusement at its utter
futility. 1t didn't accomplish a thing eX-
cept to give high-powered orators an op-
portunity to blow off steam and the
wholly partisan spectators a splendid
chance to join together in venting their
spleen on the German chancellor.
1nofar as it will affect Hitler or Hit
lerism, the orators and the spectators
might just as we'll have remained in their
homes.
After all Hitler and Hitlerism must be
decided by the German people. If they
want it, there is little or nothing that the
rest of us can do. And they do seem to
want it.
We would like to know to whom that
resolution was sent. If to Hitler it is
not difficult to imagine what will become
of it.
What effect would a group of Germans
trying President Roosevelt for his new
deal, and condemning him for it, have
on the people of the United States and
their attitude toward the President? If
such a group sent resolution of con-
demnation here, what would we say and
do about it? The same thing that Hitler
and Germany will do about last nights
trial nothing.
Our American way of doing things, so
often we'll intentioned is equally often
made to appear ridiculous because we
can't seem to get away from the idea of
accompanying every effort with lot of
cheap ballyhoo.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08
HOW WOMEN
CAN WIN MEN
and MEN WIN
The Favor of Other Men

Unless two pints of bile juice flow daily
from your liver into your bowels. your
food decays in your bowels. This poisons
your whole body. Movements get hard and
constipated. You get yellow tongue, yell
low skin, pimples. dull ewes. bad breath.
bad taste, gas, dizziness. headache. You
have become an ugly-looking, foul-smel-
ing. sour-thinking person. You have lost
your personal charm. Everybody wants
to run from you.
But don't take salts. mineral waterg.
oils. laxative pills. laxative candies or
chewing gums and expect them to get rid
of this poison that destroys your personal
charm. They can't do it, for they only
move out the tail end of your bowels and
that doesn't take away enough of the de-
cayed poison. Cosmetics won't help at all.
Only. free flow of your bile juice will
stop this decay poison in your bowels. The
one mild vegetable medicine which starts
q free flow Of your, bile juice is Carter's
In Carter's. Only fine, mild vegetable
extracts. If you would bring back your
personal charm to win men, start taking
Carter's Little Liver Pills according to
directions, today. .25c at drug stores.
Refuse something just as good. for Il
may gripe. loosen teeth or scald rectum.
Ask for Carter's Little Liver Pills by name
and get what you ask for. Q 1888. C. NJ. Co.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08

I do" said Uncle Wiggily with
laugh. So he sat down again and
had two or three more pancakes
with honey on them and then he
said: We'll, now l think Ill go
to the woods and get some more
honey. And I'll also look to see If it
is time to tap the maple trees, get
some of the sweet sap and boil 1t
into maple sugar so we can have
syrup for our cakes as well as mo-
lasses and honey"
That's a good idea" squeaked
Nurse Jane, for she had squeaky
voice, and no matter how much cas-
tor oil she took the squeak was al
ways there. But it was rather jolly,
Uncle Wiggily thought.
Away hoped Mr.. Longears to the
woods back of his bungalow. There
was a little snow yet left on the
ground and none of the trees or
bushes had begun to sprout any
green leaves, though in other parts
of the country, such as down in the
warm Southland, even flowers were
beginning to blossom.
But this is the time Of the year
for us up North here said the rab-
bit, ito begin to look for maple sap
to run. March is maple sugar time.
/ hope I see some maple trees and
then, in few days, I can start
making maple sugar
But there seemed to be no maple
J trees in that part OF the forest and
50 Uncle Wiggily hoped on and on
and on. All OF a sudden he heard
a rustling noise in the bushes, and,
thinking it might be the Bob Cat,
Uncle Wiggily popped into large
hollow log he saw lying on the
Imperial Valley press., 1934-03-08

They were very handsome pigs"
according to Senator Robert D..
Carey, Repn., Wyo., who exhibited
them to disproye that all cards in
the new deal need be higher than
the eight spot to bevaluable. The
westerner'S finesse worked, accord
ing to those who saw the play.
1t came about this way: Carey
doesn't believe in the department OF
agriculture's contention that pigs
weighing less than 80 pounds can
not be processed economically and
that they are not edible. According
ly, he arranged a buffet luncheon to
which he invited capitol cores
pondentS.
Invitations sent out by the sena-
tor said that two very handsome
pigs, each weighing less than so
pounds have been roasted and will
be served with trimmings"
The trimmings were baked sweet
potatoes, cooked apples, ice cream
and coffee.
Members of the senate press gal
lery poured into the dining room off
the senate restaurant: The hand
some pigs" were brought in on plat
terS amid the chant of:
who's afraid of the big bad Wal
lace"
Two hours later all pronounced
the pigs delicious" and the trim
mings extremely enjoyable"
Carey's approach to the attack on
the 100000 hog program, which
provides for destruction of pigs con-