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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
PATRONS LIST FOR
DANCE GIVEN

Hosts and hostesses are an
nounced for the knights of Column
bus Athletic Association dance to
be held at the auditorium Wednes-
day.
They include MesSrs. and
MesdameS William S. Ankenbrock.
William j. Barrett, Oscar F.. Barry,
Joseph j. Boring, Louis j. Boring,
Louis j. Bernatz, William j. Betz.
John L.. Bondner, George A. Bis
choff, Thomas j. Blackwell, Carl w.
Boersig, Raymond L. Bosler, John
L. Bulger. Harry E. Calland, o. o.
Carter, William j. Clark, Joseph L.
Conley, Bert F. Deery, James T.
Delanty, Harry P. Boyle, Louis v.
Dugan, Chester P. Enrich, George
w. Fulstich, Herman E. Hadden,
George j. Hoffman, Joseph o. Hoff-
man, Edward L. Holloran, William
Ittenbach, j. L. Kavanaugh, Will
liam Schnorr, James P. Scott,
Joseph F. Sexton, Timothy F. Sex
ton, George A. Smith, Eugene M.
Stupppy, Frank Viehmann, Robert
u WCOAlO1ClS W. ~. WOOGDg oSII1dIQ
F. Kelly Jr, and Charles A. Keogh.
Others are Messrs and Mesdames
Garrett F. Kirby, Robert E. Kirby,
Fred j. Kirschner, Joseph j. Klee,
Al j. BOOSTERS, Francis Konstanber,
Albert E. Lamb, Bernard j. Larkin,
S. H. Litzelman, James F. Lynch,
James F. Lynch, John T. Lysaught,
Walter Maloney, John F. Mccain,
John F. NdcCool, Ray j. McManus,
George Michaelis, oscar Michaelis,
John j. Minta, William E. Moran,
Hubert P. Pagani, Frank S. Pittman,
George j. Puts, James E. Recap,
John A. RoySe, Charles j. Scheefers,
Herman E. Schmitt, mandus
Schneider, Thomas Griffin, Charles
Jonas, Bernard Wulle, James
Conerty and Charles Hanrahan;
Misses Hazel Barrett, Ilena Betz,
katherine sullivan, Ellen O'Connor,
Mary Griffin and Mary Durkes, and
DR.. and Mrs. Joseph Conley.
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liberties. Promises to love, honor
and cherish imply that self will be
partially forgotten.
But that should not worry those
who are thinking seriously of get
ting married. Apply little COM
mon or, if you like, uncommon
sense to the question. Consider
first the rules and regulations you
are obliged to follow in the course
of everyday existence, the codes
and convention to which you con-
form in business, politics, society,
in every phase of activity.
You live in country where you
are coerced into starting and stop
ping your auto with green and red
lights. You can't jay-walk in the
city, nor fish without license in
the country. You pay taxes, obey
custom regulations when travel
ing, turn off your radio if the
neighbors complain, vote accord
ing to the whims of political ma
chimes, drive on the right side of
the road, and put on your straw
hat with a mayors edict.
You can't toss your garbage
over the back fence, spit on the
sidewalk, whistle in church or
break NRA codes. You are at the
mercy of capitalists, politicians,
labor unions, advertising men and
croOnerS.
Why all the rebellion, then, at
certain rules which should be
obeyed to insure successful mar
riage and happy family life?
In reality, the fear of matri-
monial restrictions is very anus
ing. For home, once it is estab-
ished firmly, is just about the
only place left where men, women
and children enjoy freedom of
speech or can do even a little bit
as they please. Once let that go,
and what have we?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
PIANO PUPILS, TO
PRESENT RECITAL

Pupils of Georgiana Brown Ritter
will present a piano recital at 7:45
Wednesday in the assembly room
of the First Baptist church with
Katherine Mcdonald, violinist; Ag-
mes kirkpatrick, pianist, and Wal
do Littel, cornetist, assisting.
Taking part will be Ruth Maidea.
Virginia Beaning, Juanita Cook,
Frances Searcy, Betty Lineback.
Mary Catherine Neidigh, Betty Jean
Nealis, Betty Wilson, Gloria Ann
Cox, Maxine Tilford, Betty Pop
paw, Thelma Rivers, Raymond Ed
wards, Hila Marie and Florence
Mae Ritter, Joseph Collier, Estella,
Gladys and Frances Shepherd
Willie Gray, Jasper and Denver
Gregory and Jack Lineback, pupil
of Mr.. Littel.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
FLOWER MISSION
SPONSORS OUTING

An outing for the undernourished
children and their mothers is
planned by the Indianapolis Flower
Mission for Friday at the home of
Mrs. Fred Noerr near Valley Mills.
Approximately three hundred have
been invited, all from homes which
receive aid from the Flower Mis-
sion, of which Mrs. David Ross is
president.
Serving on the committee arrang-
ing the picnic are Mrs. James H.
Loves, Mrs. Robert Elliott, Mrs
Noerr, Mrs. F. H. Cheyne and Mrs
Lloyd Bowers.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
SORORITY TO HOLD
DANCE FOR SENIORS

Annual June dance for senior
members of the Delta Delta Delta
sorority of Butler university will be
held Monday night at the chapter
house with Miss Dorothy Rinker,
general chairman, assisted by Miss
Alyeene Bruene, programs; Miss
Avanelle Brennaman, music, and
Miss Marjorie Carr, decorations.
Sorority colors, silver, gold and
blue, will be used in the programs
and music for the dance will be pro-
vided by Bob McKitricks orchestra.
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years prohibition stood grandly on
our statute books, in spite of the
evident fact that the nation was dry
Neutrality-suspicious.: Laws against
lotteries persist in the face of 'front.'
page stories telling us who won the
Irish sweepstakes.
And our antiquated divorce laws
drive residents of the United States
out of the country when they wish
to dissolve their marriages.
The American of 1884 is not the
Puritan father of 1884, and it profits
nobody to pretend that he is. The
modern New Yorker especially is
apt to be gay and FOSTERING type,
to whom blue laws, of whatever
type, are nothing but nuisance
which ne surely will circumvent.
The belief, for instance, that YOU
can prevent gambling by ordinance
is being disproved in a hundred bars
Or SO, where the dice are tumbling
from the shaker at this very mo-
ment
The idea that collision makes a
divorce impossible is being contra
dlcted by cases, this very day. in
which a few friends of the husband
and wife will perjure themselves in
our courts in order to permit an
amlable separation under the law.
English Criticism True
Our laws against the distribution
of birth control information are
severe. Yet the educated American
can find out all he needs to know
on the subject without the slightest
difficulty. Our laws against tor
turing or mutilating an animal" are
clear-cut in the extreme. Yet a.
lively and we'll attended fighting
cock main was held near New York
this month.
1t is the reproach of the English
that We Americans do not obey
our laws, and they are right. We
don't. But many of our laws have
been drafted with no consideration
Tor the temepr of the people who
are expected to live under them.
unfortunately, the ultra conserva-
tive groups have Hobbies in all the
capitals, while the liberals are
largely unrepreSentCd. Pressure upon
our legislators is always from the
right wing rather than the left. We
nave, as a result, a body of laws
which delight the unco' guild but
leave the rest of the nation cold. So
we break them.
Program Suggested
The motives of the reformers are
undoubtedly of the highest. Their
wish to make everybody in the
country toe the mark according to
their prim ideals is undoubtedly
sincere.
But why don't they realize that
1t does precious little good to get
legislation passed if everybody
breaks the law? Why don't they
save the funds they spend on ex-
pensive lobbies to block liberal leg
lslation and dedicate it instead to
a campaign of education to their
views?
SO long as our laws are arranged
by the Puritans in the community
the rest of us are forced to break
or clrcumvent them in order to live
reasonably placid lives.
We shall continue, as heretofore.
to take our divorce trade down to
Mexico and to place our bets on
foreign lotteries. But it might help
balance that budget if we could do
these things at home.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
OUTING SCHEDULED
BY MOTHERS CLUB

Annual outing of the Pi Beta Phi
Mothers Club will be held Tuesday
at Meridian Hills Country Club with
luncheon to be served at noon.
Members of the club and their
daughters will attend. Horseback
riding, golf, tennis and swimming
will be included in the afternoons
activities.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
Seniors to Be Guests

Senior members of the Butler
university chapter of Phi Delta
Theta fraternity will be entertained
at 2:30 tomorrow afternoon by the
fraternity Mothers Club. Gifts will
be presented to Bert L. Davis, James
Stewart, Ebert Gilliom, William
Raffensperger, William Horn, Shell
don A. Raiser, Richard Lowther,
Jack c. Moore and Ben Parish.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16

1uSS w WCoA
silken ones in
our marriage
relationships.
Without Civ
ing more than
two thoughts to
the subject, we
should realize
that the inSti-
tuition of fam
lily life is based
upon a volun-
tary relinquish-
ment of GER
tain individual
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16

out of Ell PaSo
alone than in all
Reno, and Ell
Paso is only one
Of half a dozen
points close to
t h e b or d e r
where such di--
vorces are easily
procured. The
Mexican treas
ury thrives.
1t is a curious
thing a b o u t
Americans that
we permit so
wide a disparity
between o u I
practice and our
laws. For some
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16

Photo by Plowman-Platt.
Before her marriage June 5, at
the Holy Name church, Beech
Grove, Mrs. Francis Dux was Miss
Mary Thelma Rollins, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Rollins.
Mr.. DuX and his bride are at
home at 546 Eastern avenue.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
Blue Laws
Violated on
Broad Scale
Practice and Legislation
In America Show
Wide Disparity.
BY GRETTA PALMER
Times Special Writer

NEW YORK, June 16.-1t may
IN take as long as three weeks to
get Mexican divorce if your hus-
band is opposed to the idea, accord
ing to survey in the current
Today Usually it takes three hours.
More Mexican divorces are granted
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
Tie for BridQe Honor

Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. McSerren and
Mr.. and Mrs. v. r. Rupp tied for
first place at the bi-monthly dupli-
cate contract party of the Hoosier
Athletic Club, held Thursday Mrs.
L. H. Brink and Mrs. Kathleen Alb
bett were third.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16

Major Robert Anderson Post,
Woman's Relief Corps, will meet at
1:30 Tuesday at Fit. Friendly for
initiation of twelve. Mrs. Evalyn
Kosaveach will preside.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-06-16
a Woman s
Viewpoint
By MRS. WALTER FERGUSON

WITH so few citizenship
w rights, isn't it amusing for
us to be always yelling for more
freedom in marriage?
Yet the chief concern of the
eligibles nowadays, once love has
been eulogized sufficiently, seems
to be with trying to put slack into
home ties. We, who submit to
log chains in the social state, re-
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
ARTHUR "DAZZY" VANCE

women weren't supposed to go to
ball games. If they did, they
would see something or hear some
thing during the game that they
weren't supposed to. Now there
are nearly as many women at the
games as men, and the players
have to conform to stricter league
rules because of them.
More To Do Now
THE automobile, the radio and
the movies have taken many away
from the ball games, and so has
golf But the main reason for the
low attendance is the obvious rea-
son that money is still scarce If
you have an unusual attraction,
they'll still take their last dollar
and go to see it. Look at that last
Yankees-Tiger series in New York
for example"
Vance still has hopes that the
Cardinals will overtake the Giants
in the current fight for the Ma
tional league pennant. I'D like to
end my career in the world series"
he said.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28

Daily Empire Want Ads Pay!
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
BY JAMES B. RESTON

ST. LOUIS, Aug. %. = Arthur
"Dazzy" Vance, baseball pitcher,
now with the st. Louis Cardinals,
who has earned over 100000 in
the 10 years through his inabil-
ity to throw a small round ball
over given spot faster than
anyone else, does not recommend
his profession to small boys who
have an opportunity to do some
thing else.
Its too great a gamble" says
the Dazzler who has been paid
over 81 900 for every game he has
won. Il just happened to be lucky.
But most of the men who give
their best years to it, come out
with nothing. In almost every 9TH
er profession, even if you're just
fair, your earnings increase as you
grow older. In baseball, they de-
crease, and only the top-potchers
even in. the majors, make enough
money to make it worth while"
At the end of this season, Vance
plans to return to his hotel =
| Homosassa Springs, Fla, and it i:
doubtful if he will be back in the
majors next year.
Dazzy Looks Back
In the past decade, Vance has
studied the game, watched the
attitude of the players and the
public change toward it. Here
are few of his observations:
ATTITUDE OF Player
when I started playing profes-
sional ball in the old Nebraska
State League, it was common
thing to go into the managers
room at three or four o'clock in
the morning and find half the
team in there playing cards. And
they'd still be wearing the uni
forms they had on the day before
SALARIES: The high salarie:
have brought an entirely different
type of player into the game Wher
broke in, you couldn't interest q
college graduate in a baseball jot
at ST 900 a year But now he can
make more money playing bal
than doing anything else. Every
ones attitude toward the game
changed with the high salaries
Baseball then became the most i'm
portant thing to the players, ano
ever since they've been working al
| it, just like at any other profess
sion"
CATERING TO WOMEN: "Tc
day the clubowners cater to the
women. They have Ladies' Days
letting the women in free in the
hope that they'll bring their mer
on Sundays And I guess it's &
good idea. But in the early 1920:
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
PLANE CRASHES
WHILE LANDING
LAST EVENING
Pilot H. A. Macdonald and
Jack Harlin Unframed
byDucking In Channel

Just "a hours and i minutes af-
ter his wedding to Miss Florence
McKibbin in Juneau sunday ev-
ening Pilot Howard. A.. MacDon-
aid crashed Capt Williann Strong
two-place DeHaviland Moth sea-
plane in Juneau harbor at GAS
O'Clock last night.
According to witnesses, Mac
Donald came up the channel to-
ward Juneau, made a steep bank
and headed in fast for the air.
plane feat near the Alaska Jul
neau rock dump.
No sooner had his pontoons
struck the water than the plane
skidded, heeled over to the left
side, dipped the lower wing into
the water and looped somersault
on its nose to crash bottom-s side
up in the water, with the wings
crumpled up against the fuselage.
For the space of minute or so,
onlCokerS thought that Macdonald
had been killed, but soon they saw
a head pop up beside the plane
. followed by another, then Mac
Donald and his passenger, Jack
Z Harlin, of Taku River Camp
climbed on the pontoons of the
submerged plane where they perch
/, ed until they were taken off by
the gasboat M1S17, owned by j. r
Elliott
The moment that the plane
struck, several boats started for it
but Mr.. Elliott had the head start
from the City Float. One boat
coming into the harbor whic h
could have reached the plane first
passed it up and continued on to
! the City Float.
rope was tied to the plane
from the gasboat and with the
aviator and his passenger aboard
Mr.. Elliott towed the plane to its
float
Neither Macdonald nor Harlir
was injured, and except for the
shock of their sudden immersion
and the cold water soaking which
they received they suffered no i'll
effects.
Macdonald had taken his bride
) out to Capt. Strong's trading post
at Tulsequah, B. c., earlier in the
afternoon, and on the return pick
ed up Harlin.
1t is thought that the plane is
past repairing, as the salt water
will add to the damage already
done to the warped and twisted
wings and fuselage.
: This morning Pilot Murray Stuart
took Macdonald out to Tulsequaf
in the amphibian biplane Kruzof
and Pilot Gene Meyring of the Al
aska Southern Always dismantlec
the wrecked plane after it hao
been hoisted on the float by the
Highway, B. P. R. vessel.
Probably the only portions of the
plane which can be used again
are the motor, propeller and pom
toons, as the wings are crumpled
and the fuselage warped and wa
tersoaked.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
CLUBWOMAN ENJOYS
FIRST ALASKA TRIP,
PLANS TO RETURN

Ellen H. Doughty, of Westfield,
New Jersey, National Service Di-
rector of Chares Corporation and
formerly head of the fashion de-
partment of Butterick Fashions, is
a round trip passenger on the Al
aska, delighted with her vacation
trip north.
Miss Doughty is a member of
the Business and Professional Wo-
mems Club of Allentown, Pa, and
while she was in Juneau met a
number of members of the local
organization. She is already plan
ming return trip to Alaska next
summer.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
VISITING PARENTS

Miss Impi Aalto. accompanied by
her sister, Mrs. H C. Helmes, ar
rived here on the Alaska for a
brief stay with their parents. Mr..
and Mrs. August Aalto Miss Aalto
has been attending summer school
at Bellingham and will resume her
teaching at Petersburg next week
Mrs. Helmes is on a trip from Los
Angeles
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
MRS. KATHRYN GALEN TO
MAKE HER PERMANENT
HEADQUARTERS JUNEAU

Mrs. Kathryn L. Galen, well
known resident of Alaska, formerly
OF Cordova, and now travelling rep
resentative of the New York Life
Insurance Company in the Terri
| tory, is recent arrival from Ket-
chikan by way of Petersburg and
Wrangell. Mrs. Galen is located
at the Gastineau Hotel and expects
to make Juneau her permanent
headquarters.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
GOING TO INTERIOR

Miss Margaret Abrahamson who
is visiting here, and Miss Violet
Lundell will leave the latter part
of the week for Anchorage where
they will teach this winter. Miss
Violet Johnson is also expecting
to leave in the near future for
College where she will enroll as a
student.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
NEW BARBER IN DOUGLAS

Floyd Hunnicutt is the new pro-
prietor of the local barber shop on
Ferry Way, having made a deal
with Fred Andres, owner, for the
business. Mr.. Hunnicutt is a re-
cent arrival from the south.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
DOUGLAS
NEWS
OLD-TiME RESIDENT
is HERE FOR VISIT

Mrs. Elvina Morrow. who resided
here with her husband some 25
years ago, is stopping over in Doug
las for few days visit to review
the scenes of former days. She is
on a round trip from her present
home in San Francisco. Mrs. Nor
row is the daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. l.. Anderson, who were also
.ormer pioneer residents of the Is
land
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
MISS EDITH YOUNG ON
WAY TO SEATTLE AFTER
TWO MONTHS VISIT HERE

Miss Edith Young, daughter of
Mrs. Stella Young, left on the
Princess Louise for Seattle to spend
the winter with her grandmother,
Mrs. H. D. Macleod and attend
school there. She visited with her
mother for two months this sum-
mer.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28
NORCO BRINGS FREIGHT

The Norco called here about /
O'Clock Sunday afternoon and dis
charged seven tons of freight for
local mel chants.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28

Mrs. l.. H. Smith and infant son
were to leave st. AIMS Hospital
for their home at the Juneau Dairy
today.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1934-08-28

NATURES HEALTH TREASURE
Soap Lake Mineral Baths. Nu-
Way Massage. Drugless Institute
adv.
The Washington times., 1934-01-27

MIRIAM HOPKINS is
prettier and more blond
than ever in gold en-
broidered organza, which
just suits her type of
beauty. The fluffy
sleeves are balanced by
The massed ruffles at the
knee. Skirt is slim above
the ruffles, and full
below, a new note.
Evening star., 1934-05-04
HIT At .3O5 RATE
IN 7 GAMES HERE
WhitehiII, Thomas Pointed
to Face Indians in Two
TiItS of Series.
BY JOHN B. KELLER.

A FTER watching these Ma
" tionalS in their first seven
~ games en- the home lot in
m this infant campaign, one
is inclined to believe they'll
make progress as soon as their
pitchers function properly.
Look over their home record
in attack. They have hit .305 in
Griffith Stadium. Which is
clouting. How can such a
whaling ball club be held back?
Last season the Nationals swept to
an American League pennant with a
Swatting mark of .287 That's hitting
in any league for ball club. Their
season average to date is something
around .280. Maybe not that much,
but pretty close to it. Not bad
But actually they've been larruping
the leather at better than a 300 rate
since they've been on their own
grounds this time. Yet they've won
but four of seven engagements staged
in the orchard on Georgia avenue
On the basis of that batting aver
age there's nothing wrong with the
Washington ball club other than its
pitching. Well, that pitching now
seems to be coming around.
When they're right. nothing will
stop Joe Cronin's charges. Hiss and
boo all you want.
Evening star., 1934-05-04

DR.. WaIIachS theory about Carnera IS HoV
very new, but it has the weight Of authority.
DR.. Wallach was professional puncher himself
once and he punched under the name of Leach
Cross. He punched with such good effect that
his own physiognomy is unmarked, except for
a couple of scars about the eyes He was one
of the most successful practitioners OF the
theory of velocity.
Velocity is speed plus weight" explained
Dr. Cross as he prefers, for business reasons,
to call himself. IN show you again. No? Well,
you see what mean. The big guy hasn't got
any velocity in his dukes. Baer will catch up
with him before the fight goes very far, and
then he'll stop him"
This advance diagnosis Of the fight corre-
sponded so closely to the diagnosis of Mr. Baer
himself that the doctor might be suspected Of
having conversed with Max Adelbert in the i'm
de was quoting from his own book.
Evening star., 1934-05-04

ROUNDS before Hyland put him
away. The doctor meditated about
that one while before turning the
conversation back to Jimmy Nc
Larnin.
'McLarnin is a combination of four
or five of the greatest lights and
welters Of all time" he said. The guy
can do everything, but most of all he
can punch. like puncher. That's
why like him and Baer in these two
fights coming up"
The doctor remembered the cavity
case in the other room. Before at
tacking the bicuspid in question he
made another and final offer to Illus
trate the theory of velocity. 1t was
declined.
NO" said DR.. Gross, turning away
reluctantly to answer duty's call.
We'll, you see what mean. Weight
plus speed will win every time"
(Copyright 1884. by the North American
Newspaper Alliance. Inc.)
Evening star., 1934-05-04
Warneke Disdans Sympathy for No-Hit Game Failure
Was

can make it dance. Then, too, it
is a great advantage for any
pitcher to know that he has a
tight defensive club behind him
and a club that can go out and
get runs for him. With Chuck
Klein in there and the best re-
serves we've ever had to bring up
the rear, Lonnie has an oppor-
tunity to try out some of the
pitches he always wanted to ex-
pertinent with"
"Warneke is only starting"
chimed in Charlie Root, dean of
the Cub pitching staff. while I
think a pitcher has to have a lot
of luck to escape with a no-hit
game, you can get your typewriter
all oiled up and ready for a story
every time he starts this season.
He's one of the greatest pitchers
I've ever SEEN"