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The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

The new British who's Who" gives
Hitler two lines. Frances Perkins Ia not
In the book, although Greta Carlo Is
In. and Upton Sinclair, with full ac-
count of his "EpIC.."
Those left out must console them.
selves with the fact that Leonardo da
Vinci, In all his writing. did not men.
ton Christopher Columbus and the
duke Of ST Simon, In his long memoirs,
makes only one little mention of Vol
talre, merely because ''he was the son
Of my fathers notary"
He was also the father OF the French
portance Of French dukes. But st.
Simon could not know that.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

Washington says the President. In
a financial Imitation OF Hamlet, asks
himself Just now: ITO spend or not
to SPEND II he proceeds with the
full program OF relief. supplying jobs
and food, he must ask congress for
more billions, perhaps nine Of them,
S9.0OO,OO0,OoN.
II congress says yes. and the an-
thoritles foollshly decide to issue in
terest bearing limitation" bonds, that
Will mean paying not S9,OOn. 900. 900,
but S1S,0OO,oOO,0o0, the original plus
interest.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13
Appetite gone?

A simple thing, perhaps ..yet
very serious one, resulting in loss
of strength. body weakness. 81.
and possibly many other Ills. So
why not check-up and snap back to
the zest of eating and well being.
You will find S.S.S. great, scien-
tihcally-testcd tonic-not just So
called tonic, but one specially de-
signed to stimulate gastric secrc-
tions and also having the mineral
elements SO very, very necessary In
rebuilding the oxygen carrying
hemo- glo-bIn of the blood to enable
you to @carry on" DO try it. I'm
less your case is exceptional, you
should soon enjoy again the salts
faction of appetizing food and good
digestion. sound sleep II and re-
newed strength. Remember, .S.S.S.
makes you feel like yourself again"
~ Do not be blinded by the efforts OF 4
" few unethicnl dealers who may sug-
I'D Geat substitutes You have q right TO
insist that SIS be supplied you on
AI~ request Its long years of preference
W. Ia your guarantee OF satisfaction.
Cs the the, wq l,Ls
$50 medicine
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

Senator iney Long. of Louisiana.
says he has enrolled 1.4C0.0nO Ameri-
cans In his "share-the wealth" plan.
That seems small figure for d
plan to. divide big fortunes. New
York and Chicago had thriving share
the wealth organizations before Sen.
ator Long started his Some original
gentlemen with share the wealth in
clinations are In Atlanta penlteniiary,
some In Colorado prison. some on
Alcatraz island, In the bay back OF
San Francisco -
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13
BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
A Flying Vanderbilt
Communists and Tailors
Was EPIC; Now It's EPIA
In and Out of Who's Who

lie original Commodore Vanderbilt,
VINO ran little boat from Statenis-
land to the mainland then became the
eountrys biggest railroad man and
head Of the New York Central. would
De interested to know that his great
grandson, William X. Vanderbilt. ae-
eording to MIR. Maury Paul. has built
a big arplane for his personal travel.
His branch of the Vanderbilt family
Will he independent OF railroads, even
OF yachts, except for ocean crossings.
Mr.. West of the Junior National
Chamber of Commerce says one mill
lion five hundred Thousand cnmmu-
nists are plotting to overthrow this
government.
The famous "seven tailors of Tooley
street. beginning their exurdium, eve,
the people Of England" also planned to
change things, but tEey did not. Mr..
Vests one million five hundred thou
sand Communists Will not overthrow
anything. either Besides. there are
not one million five hundred thousand.
The number of real enrolled Cnmmu-
nists In this country Is under thirty
thousand. and there are perhaps one
hundred thousand pale pink Commu-
nists.
Ii there were one million five hum
dred thousand there would still be
about one hundred and twenty-five
million Americans Of d different color,
determined to change this government
In their way. II at all, and do 1t slowly.
Have you heard about "EpIA"? II
Is q new arrangement of letters In
vented by Harry l.. Hopkins, admin
istrator OF federal emergency relief for
President Roosevelt. and 1t means END
Poverty In America" Your mind hops
back to Mr.. Upton SInclnir's EPIC"
which meant END Poverty In Cali
fornia." until the election ended epic
Mr.. Hopkins Is powerful man, of
strong will, great energy. and nobody
will "pooh-pooh" his plan to abolish
American poverty. He would spend
public billions on Subsistence home
steads' and rural rehabilitation pro-
grams, move families from poor lands
to good lands. where they might pros.
per. lend government billions to buy
tools, equip new homesteads, buy live
stock. etc.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

Senator Berah. a sincere, indie
pendent American. wants the Repnb-
lican party 10 reorganize itself. giving
Its liberals control.
He would drive out the reaction
aries" If he did that what and how
many would he have left2 Strip The
blnbber from a whale. humps from II
two-hump camel, and you hive little
whale nr camel remaining.
G. King Features syndicate. Inc.
NNL Bsfyica.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

TONED.
"A sure did" Peter was startled, but
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

At TivolI. NJ Y, the courtroom
cheered when jury acquitted
teacher, thirty-srven years old, for
beating a thirteen-yenrold boy with
a rubber hose and alpgedly hitting
him with his fist The man admitted
using the rubber hose, hut denied
using his fist.
Had he admitted beating young
dog with a rubber hose. the court
room would not have cheered.
Once. reporters tell you. Mrs. Edythe
Townsend was rich. wit. beauty,
and he lady. who visited ut the White
House, and had aristocratic ancestors.
They found her dead. sniclde by gns.
In small furnished room She was
fifty-elght years old. and. police said.
iii. lonely. Impoverished, despondentN
Those -four words wipe ont all past
grandeur, fine ancestry, recollections
of wealth.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1934-12-13

He had lived there for two years.
When he was asked why he had
not communicated with his friends. he
said that he feared that they would
not believe his story, and AS he was
unable to make good the money that
had been stolen from him he had de-
layed his return as long as possible.
Since that day-oyer two centuries
ago--no man has been tried for muir
der In England without first proving
the murder.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
On the
Funny
Side
MATCHES

The physician was giving an IN.
formal talk on physiology. Also"
he remarked, sit has recently been
found that the human body contains
sulphur"
Sulphur - exclaimed the girl In
the blue-and-white blazer. ~And how
much sulphur is there. then, in a
girls body!"
"Oh. the amount varies" said the
doctor, smiling.
@AhI" returned the girl. sand IA
that why some OF Us make better
matches than others?-vancouyer
Province.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
Right Size

Mcpherson was to be married.
"Ye'n be given US a send-off?" he
inquired of his best man.
I'VE will"
'With rice and white ribbonsT
aye"
"And old shoes thrown after u.s."
"Oh, aye, of course"
WELL wear tens, an Janet
takes sixes.'
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
To the Nth Degree

New Hospital Patient-Say, doctor,
l asked that nurse to put hot water
bottle at my feet and she stuck up
her nose and walked away.
Doctor-What else could you ex-
pect? That was the head nurse.
Patient-Oh, do they specialize
that much? Then get me the foot
nurse.-Capper's Weekly.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
Numerically Speaking

A little boy was balancing himself
on his head when an old lady who
knew him came by:
aren't you too young to do thati'
she asked You're only six"
Its all right. missis," replied the
boy without losing his balance. I'm
nine while I'm upside down"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
Pa. Part

The two village gossips were ex.
changing the latest news.
"And those Richleys," said Mrs
Jones He says very bitter things
about his two good-for-nothing sons
but his wife is always making ex.
cuses for them"
Mrs. Hayes nodded.
YES" she smiled, "she may make
the excuses, but he has to make the
allowances"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
Doing Well

Mrs. Naybors-Your husband dusts
the car very nicely.
Mrs. Nexdoor-Yes, I'll put him at
housekeeping soon.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12

Ferry's Seeds are sold only in fresh
dated packages. When you buy Fer
rvs Seeds you are sure of the finest
quality available. Adv.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1934-04-12
Fleeing Time

Lecturer (who has spoken for two
hcurs)-I shall not keep you much
longer. / am afraid 1 have spoken
at rather great length. There is no
clock in the room, and must apollo
gize for not having a watch with me.
A VoicAThere's a calendar be-
hind you, mister i-Exchange.
The Washington times., 1934-05-07
TODAy'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE

25-set of players
27-musical note
29-knotted
31-a textile fabric
33-evergreen trees
35-the United States
36-Shut with a bang
37-early French name Of Nova
Scotia
3S-lacking power Of speech
41-conjunction
42-one's entire property
44-Satan
45-a dividing edge
46-banish
49-plural pronoun
52-parcel of land
54-contend
56-short for Edward
58-Symbol for neon
60-doctor (abbr.)
The Washington times., 1934-05-07
Correct Manners
By Mrs, Cornelius Beeckman
By Ad Carter
BY Walt Disney

the brides bouquet be sent, the
groom or the brides people?
r.
There isn't any rule about
when we send a wedding pres
ent and when we don't, for 1t
all depends on whether or not
we wish to send a wedding
present. If there is to be a re-
ception, a large reception, we
probably would be invited if we
are a close friend of either the
bride or of the groom or Of
their families. Then, of course,
we would undoubtedly wish, as
a close friend, to send a present.
And if we aren't invited, being
only a casual friend or acquaint-
ance, we may do as we like
about sending a present.
It is the groom who usually
sends the bridal bouquet to his
bride.
The Washington times., 1934-05-07
Tin Wedding

Tin Wedding
Dear Mrs. Beeckman:
I have been invited to a tenth
anniversary. 1 understand this
is the "tin" anniversary. Please
tell me the symbols for the
other anniversaries.
READER.
Lists Of wedding anniversaries
differ in their assignments for
several of the celebrations.
Therefore, I have compiled a list
with the assignments where they
vary.
First-Cotton. Paper.
Second-Paper. Wood. Calico.
Third-Leather.
Fourth-Silk.
Fffth-Wood.
Sixth-1ron.
Seventh-Wool.
Eighth-Bronze.
Ninth-Pottery.
Tenth-Tin.
Twelfth-silk and Linen.
Leather. Linen.
Fifteenth-Crystal.
Twentieth-China.
Twenty-fifth-Silver.
Thirtieth-Pearl. Ivory.
Thirty-fifth-Coral.
Fortieth-Ruby.
Forty-fifth-Sapphire.
Fiftieth-Gold.
Fifty-fifth-Emerald.
Seventy-fifth-Diamond.
Wedding Presents
Dear Mrs. Beeckman:
Does an invitation to the
church only call for a wedding
present?
To whom should the bill for
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25

sessions when few, II any, of the
Administrators proposals were re-
jected and few things the administra-
ton did not want were enacted,
Heart and soul in the New Deal, he
served 1t better, perhaps, than any
other public official with the single
exception OF Mr.. Roosevelt, whose
child 1t was.
It may be that not all Of the New
Deal legislation was beneficial and
time may still further emphasize
some Of the mistakes which have
been made, but that does not reduce
the debt OF gratitude which the ma
ton owes Mr.. Rainey for his service
to 1t in a time of stress. His were
the hands which held an important
set Of rei1H. He used them skillfully
and In the nations interest. Peace
to his ashes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
THE ANNUAL TREK TO DULUTH
IS ON

Ragweed. it will not cheer hay fever
victims to know, is an exceedingly
hardy plant. It has no. only bravely
vithstood the drouth in the middle
west but with the grasses and other
less hardy of its competitors out of
the way it threatens to spread more
ferociously than before. According to
DR.. G.. O. Rosendahl of the Botany
department Of University of Mime
sofa, ragweed is even creeping up to-
ward the northern part of Minnesota,
which has long enjoyed the reputa-
ton Of being the hay fever haven of
America.
Duluth and the country around it
is still the best bet for the victim
OF hay fever. The air there is cool
and bracing ard free from pollen and
dust. OF course the delightful sum-
n:er climate of Duluth is due to the
constant flow of cool fresh air from
the surface of the vast inland sea,
Lake Superior. The water of this
great lake changes only 6 degrees in
temperature the year around.
DR.. Rosendahl is of the opinion that
i. there are many long, hot dry sum-
mers like this last season, it will be
necessary to change the maps of the
distribution Of hay fever plants. Aside
from the extraordinary resistance to
dryness that ragVeed has shown, good
roads and increased trave! probably
contribute toward the spread of such
weeds. The seeds attach themselves
to the wheels of the car and are car
ried for long distances.
A lot OF poor geeks with hay fever
incorrectly ascribe their misery ia
goldenrod, because they can see
goldenrod farther and it happens to
be in bloom in the ragweed season.
Others pick on other weeds or plants
with as little rhyme or reason. It is
advisable to have the simple pollen
tests, skin tests, made by the physi-
clan, to find out precisely what pollen
Q, pollenS may be responsible for the
individual condition. That will enable
the sufferer to take more intelligent
measures to avoid the pollen to which
he Is sensitive. In some cases II
may give clew which will bring
great relief, thru immunization treat.
ment.
Besides heading for the general di
rection Of Duluth in the hay fevel
season, the victim of poilinosis, as w
should call the ailrnen: which is $,
rarely due to hay or grass pollen
may find one or more of the follow
ing suggestions helpful:
l. Many sufferers have obtained
marked relief by taking ten grains Of
calcium lactate three times daily
after food, for period Of severa
weeks before or early in the season.
/ 2 Sunbaths and the requirement
Of coat Of tan, without sunburn, arr
beneficial, by promoting better cal
cium metabolism.
3. A course Of cod liver oil is In
dicated in many cases.
j 4 Numerous victims have assure,
ne that gargling and spraying tn,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
An Urgent Problem

II, as Secretary OF Labor Frances
Perkins once remarked, an outbreak
Of strikes is q sign Of recovery, we
must be heading back toward pros
perity at terrific clip. The strike
vote which will call out half a mil
lion textile workers on Sept l, UNI
less some speedy adjustment be made,
is only the latest in a rapidly in
creasing list Of bitter industrial dis
putes.
And whatever the significance Of
these strikes may be, as regards re-
covery, one thing Is certain: they are
horribly expensive things for every
body involved, and they constitute a
pretty heavy load for our reviving
industrial machinery to bear.
In spite Of the NRAs fine words,
we haven't yet found a very efficient
way OF adjusting them or preventing
them; and q discovery Of that kind
comes close to being the most press
ing need of the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
Editorial Comment
Editorials printed below show tho
trend OF thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
The New Regulatory Head
(DeV10 Lake J0Urnal)

N1SVAAO A0AC VV0A AA6AI
When Acting Governor Olson took
over the reins Of the chief executives
office In North Dakota, one Of his
first acts was to remove the LANCER
appointed regulatory depar t m n t
head and appoint Sidney A. Papke.
Since Papke took up his new duties
the regulatory department has made
inroads upon alleged violations Of
beer dealers and those operating I'M
licensed money devices.
Recently more than half hundred
slot machines were confiscated in
several North Dakota towns which
denotes that Mr.. Papke is determined
TO put the regulatory department on
the scale for what It was intended.
He Is serving warning upon beer
dealers that they must adhere to the
law; that Illegal gambling devices,
slot machines and other money de-
vices will not be tolerated. His actions
denote the temper Of the man and
the power invested In him to zee that
dealers throughout the state main
tain letter perfect establishments.
It Is . step toward decent opera
ton Of businesses In the state. It 70
legitimate that he take further &C.
ton along the road which he now
Is travelling, both TO exclude unlaw-
full practices In the state and to pro-
tect the other practitioners who are
abiding By the law. They are en-
titled 70 this projection. Papke'a
start has been Z good one and ve
believe h has the support and back
ing Of the entire electorate. Olson
kneW man who was not afraid. II
appears he placod him well.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
Highlights From
u. S..Cuban Treaty

Warrington, Aug. 25.-(AP)--
Facts and figures on the tariff
bargaining treaty which goes into
effect between the United States
and Cuba September 3:
Remains IN force three years,
and threaten until denounced By
ons government upon ok months
notes.
Reduces United States tariff
On Cuban raw sugar from III
cents to e-lo cents . pound.
Cuts the levy On Cuban rum
from - to $250 . gallon TN con-
fogmity with the administrataou's
policy Of combating bookkeeping"
Grants reductions Of 20 to l2h
PR cent In tariffs On Cuban
tobacco. including cigars. Tariffs
on wrapper tobacco are cut from
$50 to $50 q pound.
Permits certain fresh fruits and
vegetables to come In from Cuba
under 50 per cent tariff reduc-
tons during specified months.
Cuts Cuban duties on long list
Of United States agricultural and
industrial products, including:
Lard. from @o.lo Z hundred.
weight 70 $237, and further to
$lA6 two years from now; flour
from rs to s. cents . hundred;
potatoes % per cent: pork prod
ucts 3 to 20 per cent; textiles
- to 30 per cent: automobiles 50
Per cent: electric light bulbs 10
to 20 per cent: iron. steel, copper
and other metals, II to 20 per
cent.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
Badly Hays to Coach
At Blue Earth, Mimi,

George L. (Baldy) Hays, coach Of
Bismarck's championship basketball
team in 1893 and head coach Of ath-
letics ct st. Mary's parochial school
last year, left early this week for Blue
Earth, Mimi, where he has accepted
a coaching position In the high school.
Hays came to Bismarck after Z
years coaching ct Thief River Falls,
Mimi, where his team went to the
semi finals Of the Minnesota tournA-
ment. For three years he piloted the
Demons, winning the state champion
ship two years ago.
Last year he took over the athletic
reins at st. Mary's and coached bas-
ketball, football and track.
Ted Meinhover, three-year letter.
man in basketball, track and football
at the University Of North Dakota, has
been prominently mentioned for the
position left vacant by Hays. The
giant Ted is also considering con-
tracts to play professional Rugby foot
ball for the Regina Nationals in Can
ada.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25


In the death Of Speaker Henry T.
Rainey America loses It's second most
important public officer, the first. Of
course. being the president.
Ordinarily we think Of our public
r..1 n terms Of succession. rating the
vice president Immediately after the
nations chief executive, but how
wrong this is can be proved by glance
at the relative duties entrusted to
the vice president and the speaker Of
the house. It will show why political
commentators agree that the speaker
ship is the second place in our gov
eminent.
The speaker presides over the house
and the vice president over the sen
ate. but there the similarity ends. The
house has As members and hence
must have rules other than those Of
unlimited debate which prevail IN the
senate. ~ controlling the commit
tees which control the rules, the
gpeaker exercises moro direct influ-
ence over national legislation than 4
given 10 any other individual. Hi
= ! very real power and the manner
ia which - exercises It determines
in large degree, the success Of con-
areeeional session.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Cri anls tuberculosis

This is written on my lap in Nor
ris chair. It IS not an appeal for ad-
vice or help It is my congratulations
on your concept of cri Which is as true
as the law of gravitation. and your
keen perception will soon discover cri
and tuberculous faint to be synony-
NOUS &c. c., M. d.
Answer-Thank you, Doctor. !
should like to hear further from you,
in elaboration of your view.
Borax for Reaches
Comments on the use of borax
against reaches remind me of 40 years
ago when my mother used nothing
else and always got rid Of reaches. !
still use it. It can safely be sprinkled
inside the ice box, around baseboards,
ETC., even where children or pets are
for it is poisonous. J.TO
Answer-It begins to look as tho
borax Is elected.
You're Welcome, Ma'am
Many thanks for your Baby Book
My baby is 20 months old and has per.
feet health. raised according to your
Instructions. Having this little Baby
Book has been great help. (Mrs. M
!, Il b.
Answer-Any reader may have q
copy of the Brady Baby Book" In
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
Only Half a Mile Away!

There Is something exceedingly
eerie and pleasantly shivery about DR..
William Beebe's descent into the
ocean depths in his "bathysphere. "
BY sinking half a mile below the sur
face In his steel sphere, this scien-
fist has explored q whole new uni
verse. He has seen a region which,
certainly, no man ever saw before.
These stories about his trip make
excellent reading. DR.. Beebe peers
out Of his windows and sees a place
Of everlasting night and everlasting
silence. Monstrous forms, oddly il
Illuminated with myriad lights, glide
slowly past. The whole scene is one
that Poe might have invented.
Here, indeed, is exploring in the
grand style. Flying into the strato-
sphere or hiking to the poles hardly
compares with it. DR.. Beebe travels
a scant half mile-and sees a new
world!
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-08-25
Real Benefit to Needy

The great scope of work done by
government relief agencies is shown
by recent statistics revealing that
more than 100000, 900 pounds of food
stuffs have been distributed to the
needy by Uncle Sam.
A family subsisting on federal re-
lief gets such things as beef, pork and
veal roasts, beans, bread and butter,
oranges, apples, and cheese.
In addition, thousands of tons of
coal have been distributed, and huge
quantities Of surplus cotton have
been woven into blankets for the UNI
employed. Millions Of bushels OF
wheat, corn, oats, and barley have
been given to farmers in the drouth
areas for starving livestock.
Distributing all these things has
been very costly, of course. But II
must also have prevented an appall-
ing amount of human misery.