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The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01

Our Americana. During the height of the Croao episode in Wolcott couple of tue Democrat me0s- hounds 0ho had pursued state coppers and Wocot con- stables over hM and dae for many a0eary days and nights got to talking aith Trooper Leo Mucahy After turning their CroaU story the boys suddenly recalled GOO. ooo tue Democrat then announced in c nice black boz that the Trooper and Mrs Mcahy the proud parents of baby daughter. It turas out the but it girl Tue hounds at least right in this respect.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01

Sorry 1T. C., but letters of the type you sent ms huve mo place in tue column. Incidentally yom over- looked the little fact of signatures. Your name a0as missing avhich automatically eliminated the miss've Thaks for your interest but Oen you a0rte dga'n try some different topic.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
ST MARKS EPISCOPAL
 CHURCH

Terryville The Rev Wilfred l.. Greenwood,
 M. A., pastor. 10 a. m. Celebration of Holy Communion and sermon, Theme: Spiritual Foundations" !"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01

This is the first of series of six stories on "The March of Labor," telling of the gains made by workers under MIRA and the problems which beset labor in it's efforts at further progress toward its goal.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
 CHURCH

Morning woship Sunday will be at II a. m. "Everyman's Birth right" will be the subject of hte sermon for Labor Day which will be preached by Rev John Emer- son Better, the pastor.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
BY WILLIS THORNTON

NEA Service Staff Correspondent.
 Washington, Sept 1.-Labor day, 1884, finds American labor in the midst of its most hectic period of progress and change since the day, 52 years ago, when P. J. Mcclure rose in the New York Central La Dor Union and first suggested an American Labor day.
 It is not only that millions more workingmen are organized, in one way or another, than ever before. The machinery of labor or
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
BUNKER HILL CONGREGA-
 TIONAL CHURCH

Pastor, W. Moreton owen.
 Sunday, September 2, 1894 Morning service merged with Congregational churches at Second church.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
Nangatnck Church
 Directory
CoNGREGATIoNAL CHURCH

There will be no services. tomor- row in the Congregationalsc church but Sunday services will be re- sumed on Sunday, September g. Sunday school will also be re- stunned then. There has been no services in the church during Au- gust.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
EMANUEL LUTHERAN
 CHURCH

Services Sunday will be at 10 o'clock in English and a German service will be held at Il a. m. There i'll be no Sunday school. Rev Harold Lucas, pastor, will officiate at the services.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
AS LONG AS I'M PREoCCUP1ED
Good evening.

AS LONG AS I'M PREOCCUPIED I've had headaches, sore thumbs, too; Been sick to my stomach all day; I've seen times when my good days were few, My face pathetic ashen grey. Toothaches are nuisance thing dread; Sore muscles certainly pain; I feel quite miserable with cold in my head, Or cough developed in the rain. I've fallen down stairs and been all bruised From my giddy, whirling flight; I've wrenched an ankle already abused, And lain awake all night. All these things take away happiness, All of them make be blue; But the worst that can happen to me, confess, Is finding myself with nothing to do
 BEE EM.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
swALI,owEp MArCHEs TO DIE

E Albacete, Spain, (UP)-Fran- cisca Cantero, 80, of the village of El Bonillo, committed suicide by swallowing matches.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01

Editor Tall Tower Topics: Back in 1918 my lawn which was always the envy of my neghbors suddenly was hesieged bv an army of ground moe At first thought might be Germans coming through subterranean pass no experience with these pests and called upon my brother Puppy in Wocott for advice This was the time Wne Tnpy had swapped his yoke of for tn zzle Wnlc was as battered and dilapdated only Henry could pe and still rum With all smiles Tup came over and drove te car on the lawn Taking piece of rubber nose ne atIace
 to the exhaust pipe stuck it in of the tunnels and started the engine The weather man at ths tune nad TOT gotten to send rain for period of two weeks and aer the car had been running about five minutes was sure was the Germans or maybe the Chinese and they counter attacking All the lawn there were eruptions or gas and dirt The next day my lawn resembled spot in Fine Hill where the Kerries and the Queenies had one ot tne famous tea parties back in 1905 In addition grease ana oil had leaked of Tuppys chariot and Killed the remain inc grass Upon inquiry from the State College at Storrs found out that this excellent way to rd the lawn o srucons The ground should be dampened with hose or the gassing done after rain as the soil IS not so porous then It is not necessary drive the car on the grass Make an opening in of the ridges and let the motor run for twenty minutes The next day roll the ridges or tramp them down and the grass roots will again take hod Thus sfter to be troubled with these pests Burpy Wright
 True story i. Tuesday afternoon truck drew
 apih aoich the driver and hs helper transported
 tbeir load into the popular c. As emporium ot h0rd-
 aUnye There auas reason It tTucko0d of dyeG-
 mite The load unpacEed and drver and helper oredth
 inG bit the truck departed 0n cts h0anesoGTa
 route It hadn't gone foe nailes from ths city a0hen
 ssasnt badiv damaged. What difference q feO hours
 mGkes #
 Good Night
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01
Weekly Sunday School Lessons Micah Champions The Oppressed

they are full of vileness and lies,
 and that their tongue is deceitful in their mouth.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-01

TUESDAY: The modern labor movement arises, and the A. F. Of IL. grows out of the fall of the once powerful Noble and Holy Or der of the Knights of Labor.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1934-03-30

JUDICIAL DITCH NO. 4. ST. LOUIS
COUNTY.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1934-03-30

GARAGE REVOLVING FUND.
Salaries, Regular
Lyden, Ernest s. L.......s $4,000
Monson, julius O..... 90
Swanson. william w.. 1890 90
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1934-03-30
Clothing and Drygoods-

Clothing and Drygoods-
Berger, Lydia .......
Duluth Glass Block Store.
First st. Dept. Store
Freimuth. l., Inc.
Gray. George A. Co.
Home Trade Shoe Co.
Raymond. Peter $1,000.
Silberstein & Bondy Co.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1934-03-30

RECEIPTS INTO ACCRUED
INTEREST ON BONDS.
Transferred from other
funds ........-.....e 62,0I1.8
From bitches. .s24 .53825
From County
Bond Interest 81 9Oolo 90
From State Re-
imb. Bonds,
Virginia -. 6,6e4.s4
From State Re-
imb. Bonds,
Eveleth, ct al 7.552ss
From State Re-
tmb. Bonds,
Eibbing -. 1852
$50 o7I.79
Add balance on hand Jan.
/, 1888. .............. e,556I7
Total receipts .......s T1.62796
Less charges ........... 81, Sz0-5z
Credit balance Jan. l.,
1884 ............s 8T674z
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1934-03-30

Receipts from various de-
partmenTs and funds. 1l.436-7o
Debit balance Telephone
Exchanges. c. HIS 1.057.85
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1934-03-30

ACCRUED INTEREST ON BONDS.
Interest
Sargent, W. c., Treas. 62,O6654
Schmahl, Julius A., State
Treasurer .......... 752Oo
: 81, $40 81
Total charges. warrants
issued .............s 81 so 81
=
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
ESPEF ASE QUE ESTADOS
UNIDOS RESPALDE TAM
BEN LA INDEPENDENT
3, CIA DE AUSTRIA

Paris, agosto 1@-EXgresase
la esperanto en- los circul0s Off
ciales de que ell gobierno de los
Estados Unidos rompa su acti-
tud de silencio con respectO a
Austria y Sc muestre a favor
de Ia independence de esa pc
quena naci0n.
Sabese que E. U. no Sc mez-
clara en- 10 que considera eXclu-
Sivamente TN asuntO eurOpeO,
pero Francia cree que su 0posi-
ci6n a los nazis ayudaria a dar
mayor fuerza a la opinion pu-
blica americana.
Todo hace Greer que la abru-
MADEIRA accion de las capitales
europeas asombr6 a los desma-
lyados hitleristas y ha contri-
buido a que Alemania retirara
Embellishments su ~posici6n de
compromise con los nazis aus,
triacos. Els este sentido de ais
lamiento moral ell que Francia
desea intensificar.
La cancilleria francesa man
tiene frecuente communications
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
DEBE CUIDAR AL PERRO
QUE LASTING

New York, agosto Eel juez
Harris dijo en- gu cOrte al capt.
tan de policia J. j. Flynn y al
teniente Burgraf que deben for
mular cargos contra ell vigilan-
tie John l.. Pendergast, 81 este
no cuida de un perro a quien lie
pegara con su garrote, EN- la no
he de aver.
Detuvo ell policia a la anna
lei perro, Anita Wright, una
egra, y ell animal Sc lie trio, te-
1iendo que defenderse. Ell pc
no tiene astimados un ojo y
ma pata.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
ORDENA Ell ALCALDE QUE
LA POLICIA HAGA RESlS-
TENCI AA LA MILICIA

New Orleans, Agosto 1.-Por
,orden del alcalde T. SemmeS
Walsmley, 400 policias bien ar
mad2s deben resistir a la mill
cia 81 esta Sc preSenta en- la es-
taci6n central a cumplir una
orden que Sc dice emana del Sc
qador Long, "dictador' politi-
90 del estado. Long dispuso ano
ne que la guardia nacional to-
mara possession del Quartet de
4 policia.
Cuatro ametralladoras Sc han
.colocad9 en- las ventanas de la
9ficina del registro electoral.
Tres ametralladoras cubren
Ia entrada de la casa consisto-
rial.
Por la radio hablaron anoche
Long y ell alcalde, haciendose
acusaciones.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
LAS V1UDAS NO PUEDEN
CASARSE

Rio de Janeiro, Agosto T.
Ia nueva constitution de la re-
pdblica dice que ell matrimonio
no puede ser disuelto, excepto
cuando Sc lie anula de acuerdo
con la ley Gil
FL encargado del registro de
matrimonios opiua que con are
glo a la constitution, que no
dispone la disoluci6n de ma
trimonios por medic de la muer
tie, las viudas no pueden casar-
Sc. La corte superior rendira
una opinion para solucionar Ell
discutido punto.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
AHO2CARON A LOS ASESI-
NOS DE DOLLFUSS

Viena, Ag9sto 1.-Murieron
aver en- la horca ell sargento
Planetta y Frank Holzweber,
condenados por ell sIsesinato del
canciller Dollfuss. Ell jefe de
propaganda, Walter Adam, di-
ce que en- los zapatos de un hom
bre arrestado en- Kollerchiag Sc
encontraron pruebas relaciona-
daS con una possible guerra civil
en- Austria.
Planetta y Holzweber murie-
ron gritando Viva Hitler. FL Sc
gundo dijo tambien .estas pala-
bras: Micro por Alemania.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
NUEVO ASISTENTE FIS-
CAL DEL ESTADO

A petici6n del fiscal del esta-
do, J. Rex Farrior, ell goberna-
der Sholtz nombr6 aver tenien-
tie fiscal, con despacho en- ell edi-
ficio del condado, al j6ven le-
TRADE r. NJ. Huntley, que vino
a Tampa el ano 1919, proceden-
te de Grand Rapids, eStado de
Michigan.
Reside ell Sr, Huntley, en-
compania de su esposa y dos
hijos zen la casa ndmero 7l02
de la Gale Taliaferro.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
.UN BANDIDO ASALTO Y RO
DO LA OFICINA POSTAL
DEL CONGRESO

Washington, Agosto I'm
.auda7 lad1N entr6 en- la ofici-
ma postal de la camara de repre-
sentantes, llevandose de $500 a
5000. Acept6 ell ladr6n la pala-
bra del empleado Donald Stuc-
key, de que en- la GAIA no habia
NADIA, conformandose con 10 en-
contrado. Habia en- la GAIA 700
.pesos mas, La policia cree que
ell hombre sali6 del edificio por
una puerta del fondo.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
NUEVO CONSUL DE LA RE-
PUBLICA DE TRUJILLO

Ell con9cido abogado local Le-
wis H. Hill, Jr., ha sido nombra
do consul de la R~ep1blica DOM
nicana en- Tampa, sustituyendo
a J. Paul Jenkins, que renunci6
hace pocos meses.
Las credenciales, firmadas
ror ell Oral. Trujillo, tirano de
asa naci6n, lie llegaron aver al
Sr. Hill.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01

feanos encendiendo I'm taba-
co de gran tamano Y tomando
cerveza. Ell nino en,yadt5 .u
tabaco con una de las yelitas del
pastel y deeputs TONIC an Vac
so de cerveza, ingiriondo Ell con-
tenido.
Su padre, Charles Norman,
un contratista, permiti6 que ell
nino fumara en- pipa al cum
! lir ell primer an.
Les tabaoos que Ell nino fuma
&e hacen con la hoia CT bana.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
A~UMENTARON LAS GA
NANCIAS DE LA UNITED
STEEL


New York, Agosto LAS
ranancias de la United States
steel, en- los tres ultimos meses,
nan aumentado de manera con-
;derable. Sc ha ordenado ell pa
20 de so centavos por acci6n,
lejandose un "acumulamiento'
lie $8.75 por cada una.
En- total rs ganancias mon
tan a S21,O82,3 89, comparadas
con $685. en- ell trimestre
anterior.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
nEFIINCIONES

Falleci6 aver en- ell domicilio
De sus padres, esposos James
casa ndmero 1925, la
nina Josefina Demmie, de tres
meses. Ell entierro Sc efectuara
en- la tarde de hoy, a las $50.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
UNA MUJE3 ELECTA DI-
PUTADO EN- La ARGEN-
TINA

Buenos Aires, agosto Fla
Ora. Emar Acosta, una i6veu
abogada de la provincial de San
Juan, acaba de ser eIocta di-
rutado a la legislature provin-
'ial, A las mujeres todavia n
Sc les rermite votar en- las elev-
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
A LOS 3 AMOS FUMA TABA.
COS Y BEBE CERNEZA

West Paterson, agosto +
'harles Norman que desde la
dad de IA meses es adicto al
abaco, celebr6 su tercer cum
La gaceta., 1934-08-01

con los gobiernos de Roma Y
Londres.
FL nuevo gobierno austriac0
tendra TODD ell apoyo moral y
financiero de Francia, lnglate-
ira e Italia.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01

Con toda seguridad que ell
Sr. Hill ignora que va a repre-
sentar a un Presidente que ase-
sina a sus enemigos politicos.
La gaceta., 1934-08-01
UN NIENSAJE
A NUESTROS LECTORES

Fl amIncio modemo tiene tanto interes como TN
articulo de poitca, SOCIOLOGICAL o %cualquier otro tema.
Leyendo un anuncio muchas veces listed encuen-
ira 10 que lie convene y otras recuerda que debe COM
prar algo que necesta.
Ell comerciante modemo anuncia con arreglo a 10
que puede cumpEr y siempre cumpe 10 que ofrece, por-
que sabe que el p1bHco lee los anmcios exige ell cum
pimiento de 10 anmciado.
Leyendo I'm anuncio listed Sc entera de los precios
mas bajos que rigen en- ell mercado y al mismo tempo
que Sc beneficial, ayuda al comerciante que pubGca la
propaganda y al %perodico que la imprime.
Lea los anuncios, que en- muchos de elos hay pa
ra listed cosas muy convenientes
1903 Ia. Avenida. Telefono 1872
DEPARTMENT. DE ANUNCIOS DE,
LA GACETA
La gaceta., 1934-08-01

M f9uaterOIe nhuyeuts -
eoiot y la reeIAptaER con un emtnso
az bienestar exquisite y calm ante.
TroteSe SnaSemente la parte afecfsss
ia un ungRentO hIanco y Iimp,o.
SLsoorndo de nceite de mostaza. Nc,
49, ue Proeurar hoy mismO Ell
sac. Zoe. orc Rniericaro en- uotea
, subosI tHm"hO de hospital $500
@ro americana. WV
eUWERA A CUALQUIER SIM pI SMn
D PARCHO DE MOSTAZA.
Evening star., 1934-12-09

feel swindled. They would ak for their money
back. No. not for any price could be take this
terrible risk.
So ~ my negotiations came 10 nothing.
still had no elephant and four precious days
had passed.
I next went to one Of the Paris zoos, located
in the Bots de Bo0logne. Perhaps the man
ager there could make some suggestions.
He was delighted with my idea and insisted
that he had elephant made to order-Doliy.
She was the pet Of the zoo. tame and gentle
Is . puppy. and conveniently small. Size Of
the elephant should be given serious eonsidera-
ton since I would have to quarter her ut
night IN stables and garages. ful-sized
beast would never get through the average
stable door. The zoo-keeper said he frequently
took six children at . time for . ride on Dolly's
back along the quieter paths about the park.
The childrens saddle could use for myself
and baggage. He regretted the fact that he
could not provide me with . gilt howdah and
white satin coat but reminded me that Hanni-
bal didn't have them either.
Once more the price was agreed upon. the
insurance settled. We were to leave the next
noon on freight car especially reinforced TO
Evening star., 1934-12-09

monds. The manager thought 1t would look
nice II I hired . slave to sit In tho rumble seat
and hold . big palm sun fan over my head.
So hire one did.
EVERYTHING was ready nov except the in
suranoe. Nobody in Paris would insure
Yvonne against death or damage on such .
crazy journey. Only Loyd's in London would
deal With me- And they pondered . long time
before making . rate. They had written poll
cies for almost every known risk-but never
had they insured an elephant against the
dangers OF the ST. Bernard Pass
Even that was settled. ~Iloyd's will insure
anything"
But Yvonne and I never reached the Alps.
At the very last minute her owner thought OF
something desperately important which he had
overlooked-his enormous circus posters with
which he had plastered Paris announcing his
elephant act with IS elephants-"the greatest
troupe Of elephants in the world-1S-come and
count them!"
And now, II took Yvonne there wouldn't
be 1S. There would be only Is. What would
his audiences say who came to count the ele-
plants? They would be outraged! They would
Evening star., 1934-12-09

keep Dolly,s weight from breaking through
the floor.
That morning I brought my suit case type
writer and cameras to the zoo and loaded
everything aboard Dollys uncomplaining back
A French mahout sat on her head with his
sharp iron hook, and I climbed up beside
the baggage.
CEvERAL hundred people had gathered to|
- watch our trial trip to the freight yard
which lay 3 miles away across half OF Paris.
Just for the sport of it I had charted our
course along the Avenue de La Grande Armee.
leading straight to the Arc de Triomphe and
then right down the Champs Elysees to the|
Place de La Concorde.
We left the Bois in perfect order. Dolly
stepping along gayly at miles an hour. Butt
outside the zoo we entered the Porte Malllot.
a typical Paris square seething with motor
trafic-and Dolly brought up in the quietness|
Of the Bois, had never seen such a bewildering
sight She began to trembe and shy like al
timid horse and when one smart Aleck taxi-|
driver, approaching from behind, sounded his
electric horn, full blast. within two feet OF
Douy's tail, the poor beast leaped panic
stricken into the air and then with trunk
turned skyward and trumpeting in terror. she
bolted wildly and blindly down the heavily
trafhcked Avenue de la Grande Armee at 4S|
miles an hour.
was the first OF her burdens to be fungi
of-then the typewriter, smashed to smither
eens-then the suit case and camera. One
final toss Of her head got rid of the yellingi
n1ahout and some 5000 pounds Of elephant
went hurting down the street, scattering
pedestrians and bicyclsts banging into taxi
cabs, oblivious to every obstacle. Frenchmen'
yelled and Frenchwomen screamed. Gendarmes|
and urchins ran after her as she plunged on.
leaving CONSERVATION and destruction In herr
wake. solid mass Of motors halted by tho
traffic light finally blocked her course, but not
till she bad bolted nearly half q mile. Jammedl
into the middle Of this tangle Of motor cars.
Dolly. stin squeadng frantically. found herself
trapped. The chauffeurs in the surrounding
cars once they got over their surprise had
the good sense to hold their places and keep
Dolly imprisoned till rescue came.
When the naahout and overlook her shs
was still shaking from terror and breathless
ness. Another block and she would have gone
head-on into the Arc de Triomphe.
BY now . huge crowd had gathered. and M
wondH-the neighborhood hadn't known such
excitement since the Rench Revolution. It
took US an hour TO get Dolly back to the Boia
de Boul0gne. And from there you may be sure
the poor beast was never again allowed IA
depart
The ZOO keeper apologised no end He had
never suspected Dolly would be 30 frightened
BY motor horns. But we both agreed that
since she had this fear, it would never do "a
take her along . mountain motor road where
another runaway might mean death to US all
He gave me back my francs-and stood in
the Place Maillot, elephantlesS. And in SIX
days more the st. Bernard would be closed til
Spring.
There just time for more effort-in
Germany. I knew that both IN Hanover and
Hamburg trained elephants were for sale .
Perhaps could secure one Of these
A LONG G-DISTANCE telephone call turned
Evening star., 1934-12-09

the tftCk. Hanover OucTcQ q ma&nlncenW
giantess. nearly feet high at the shoulders
named Bertha. Her speciality was marching
about the street carrying cinema advertise
ments on her mountainous sides. Consequently
automobiles were no bad news to her. But
would have to buy her outright and sell her
back. at considerable loss, to the owner aftet
reaching Rome. Also must agree to feed her
not less than three bales Of hay and 20 pounds
OF bread each day
Bertha was obviously too big and too ex1
pensive but had no choice. Racing agains(
the Alpine snowstorms I scraped together the
purchase price in marks and crossed the
frontier into Germany. Custom officials in
specting my baggage asked no questions abou
my 10000 marks. so did not declare them a.
found out later should have.
In Hanover my beast, insured and saddled
awaited me. kilograms began to fly back and
forth to Switzerland. To take Big Bertha into
France and across the Little St. Bernard
brought such international complications
that decided to cross the Alps via the Great
st Bernard leading from Switzerland into Italy
This pass climbed a thousand feet higher thar
Hannibals route and was much more danger
GUS, but could get there sooner. Also the
Swiss pass gave me the opportunity of calling
upon the famous ST. Bernard monastery. The
monks there being so fond of dogs, would surely
be pleased to greet an elephant. The Swiss
ponce nnally agreed 10 let me use the high
road up their side OF the Alps, and the italian
foreign office telephoning from Rome to the
frontier guards instructed them to facilitate in
every way my descent down the Italian slopes
November l had now arrived. Weather
records show that snow usually blocked thu
Great st. Bernard at about this time. But
still had hopes Of getting over. for the weather
at least in Germany, was unusually mild ano
sunny. It encouraged me to take a chance
The German mahout and I marched BIZ
Bertha into steel box car, piled hay about her
filled up 10-gallon tank with water and settlec
down for 24-hour ride to Switzerland.
The train seemed to creep across Germany
when every hour, every minute, was OF such
consequence.
We reached the border. Several telegram
awaited me: "Since last night binding snow
storms raging all through the Alps. Snow Ii
Great st. Bernard already feet deep. Litu
.-s Continued on Fifteenth Page
Evening star., 1934-06-15
Mrs. Roosevelt
Inaugurates Fund
For Quintuplets
First Lady Receives Plan
for Proper Observance
OF Fathers Day.

An amusing suggestion for Fathers
day was contained in q letter re-
ceived by Mrs. Roosevelt at the
White House. Inclosed in the note
was q dollar bill to start the novel
idea. Mrs. Roosevelt released the
letter today and stated that she had
sent the money on to the proper
person.
The letter which according to the
writer came from ANY town, Any
State" and was signed ANY Father" /"
was as follows:
II am the father Of twins with
interest and payments on mortgage
due in July. For this reason the
situation of Ernest Dionne Of Cor
bell, Ontario, has haunted me. Those
quintuplets are q pretty heavy re-
sponsibility for any one man. When
I think Of the spinach, and the modi-
ned milk and the cod liver oil, sigh
with weariness. OF course this will
bring q cry Of indignation from you
mothers.
The father heaves a sigh of weari-
ness. Well, I'm thinking Of that
mother, too so I am inclosing dollar
bill. It isn't much, but 1t may help
to pay some items. Fathers day Is
approaching. Let me suggest that
the fathers of the United States cele-
brate by sending a little cash contri-
button to this brother in paternalism
and distress. And If the amount so
collected should prove considerable,
let's give q goodly sum TO Ernest and
let the balance accumulate for the
next father Of bankruptcies, quintuplets,
or what have YOU"