Montana labor news., 1934-09-20

Here's an item for the unsophisti-
Gated outside-of- New-Y Workers to
laugh at:
A New York Jewess thinks the
swastika is a Jewish flag.
81 was very religious in my youth"
says she.
The Princeton graduating class of
1882 picked Laurance Rockefeller
John DIS boy as most likely to sue
ceed."
The boys were right.
Returns just in show that during
1888, while 139 (mostly children)
starved to death in his home town, he
didn't miss a single meal.
That is success.
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Seeing his paper on the erge of
folding up for lack of circulation, one
German editor wrote to Minister OF
Propaganda & Enlightenment Goeb-
bells. "In our town the local Nazi
leader delivers speeches three times a
week. Each time he demands that |
print his address in full with his
photograph. l have done that 90
times now. If it continues my paper
will go out of business and I will go
crazy"
It is said that an economic gloom"
settled over the country during Presi-
dent R%oosevelt's vacation.
And, from all indications, that
gloom" is developing into a pea-soup
fog.
Assistant Administrator v. A.
C~hristgau declares that without AAA
farmers would be driven from the
land"
Well, the AAA had a big hand in
driving the crops from the land, and
with no crops, al the farmers long
survivor
U. S. TO OPEN MORE MAT
TRESS FACTORIES, says a head
line.
Looks like the government thinks
things are going to be so bad that we
won't be able to stand up in the soup
lines much longer" walls Breadline
Benny.
1--WE should see in the youth at Ber-
lin the forebears OF a race of free, in
dependent thinkers a race toll
Grant Of the rights OF others and prac-
ticing the Golden Rule" says Pres. A.
Brundage of the American Olympic
Association, trying to get Americans
to compete in the 1886 Berlin games.
Ever heard Of the Nazis, Mr.. Pro-
moter3
A. R. Clancy, who gave the Blue
Eagle back to the scab Hartman
Hosiery Mills, is going to Chicago to
investigate" the Chicago Motor
Coach Co. strike.
AMONG OUR BEST MINDS.
1--WE all have the same enemies
says Millionaire Edward A. Filene OF
Boston.
First time we've ever heard that the
capitalists were enemies of capitalists.
Score another for Chicago school
teachers
They're in sight of their November
to June wages.
Not because he wanted to be presi-
dent of Germany, but because "the
greatness of Won Hindenburg has
given to the title of Reich president
unique and homecoming significance"
did Hitler become head of the German
state in name as well as in fact.
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DINNER TO BE A CINCH AS
DROUTH BXALTS CANOPENER
IN THE KITCHEN, says a New
York paper.
You've got to have cans of food be-
fore a canopener can be of any use.
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Even though Illinois telephone sub
scribers won a victory over the phone
trust by getting a refund Of $20,7O0,-
600, it will take them three years to
collect because of the bookkeeping in
volved in tabulating 100000 collec-
ton cards.
Says Chancellor Schuschnigg Of
Austria: I'VE shall be glad later to
consult the people and ask their 'ad-
vice within the framework of the cor
porative state"
Just look at the Italian cooperative
state, you Austrians, and see how Of
ten the people" are consulted
It surely pays to be a relative Of
the boss.
Said Julius Rosenwald, second
grandson of ars-Roebuck's late
board chairman, on taking a clerks
job in Seattle I'm going to start
learning something about the business
tomorrow. I'd start today but I've
got hay fever"
IT'S A GREAT SYSTEM