Twin-City herald., 1934-01-06

cleverly that the deception was not at
first an obvious one.
After I had chased all over the
cavern trying to find NILEE (Credja-
fawn) LUCKEE so that I could intro
duce her to a nice young man who
wanted to meet her, finally spotted
her out on the dance floor, but un-
fortunately the nice young man by
that time was in no condition to meet
anyone, so l just let the whole thing
drop. ,
One of the Twin City society
lights gave me terrific pain few
evenings ago when she sidled up to
me, grinned in honey-sweet manner,
and twirted, ever since you put that
in the paper about the married woman
chasing a Minneapolis MAXWELL,
some husbands have begun to won
der!" Yeah, and in few cases it's
about time. There'll be scandal and
dirt enough to last the tongue-wag-
gers for long time, if lot of things
that have been going on lately in these
two towns should ever come to light.
read something in the paper this
morning which is interesting, even if
it is not cheerful. The item stated
that if you squeeze pimple on your
face, you are putting yourself in
danger of death from infection within
forty-eight hours. The skin of the
face and lip is very sensitive to in
fection, so it seems.
The GLOBE TROTTERS played
BABE DIDRICKSON'S All-Stars last
week and threw the famous Babes
outfit for loss. GEORGE EASTER
was the lad who had to pit his basket
ball prowess against that of the most
astounding Didrickson's. He came out
of the encounter alive, so guess Babe
didn't get too rough. But I would
like to have seen that game anyhow,
because I'll bet the Trotters, who are
usually the coolest and most nom
chalant of players, were bit nervous
with a femme running around the
court. If the Babe didn't stay on the
floor any longer that night than she
did when she played here, no one had
much of a chance to really get line
on her ability. '. If /
Just before school closed VAL
DAVIS was having bit of an argu-
ment with THEL THURSTON about
whether or not a certain young man
had nice hair which was really nice,
or whether it was not so nice. Val
said it wasn't; Thel said it was. A.
DOUGLASS got in the argument and
said it was. Finally Val, being out
numbered by two, took a vicious dig
into her fruit salad lit was during
lunch hour), and ended her part of
the argument with, "Well, he can't
shake it over his facet" AS far as
was concerned that was conclusive.
Well, the New Year is on. I sup
pose we all wonder what it holds in
store. I do know one thing, and that
is if people around here keep on get
ting married, next year will find on
the single list only a bunch of old
maids, world-weary bachelors, and a
group of college students who are
4 SIuCh Ill LIlcSc pdIIS ullIll IIlClI SuuCd-
tion is complete. Worse luck!
I was talking to two gels t'other
evening, and one of them was bemoan-
, ing the fact that she was getting up
in her twenties, had no prospects of
marriage, and was feeling rather low
about it. She said that if she had to
stay around here another year or so,
she would go absolutely nuts. She
said that she had an ideal man all pic
tured in her mind, but she hadn't even
met fellow who was anything at all
like the picture land that she was get
ting so disguised she'd marry the
first man who could offer her nice
home and a decent income. Well, ]
don't think she's the only woman who
has images of an ideal man, and has
had to throw 'em overheard, and lot
~e ~..ox have n 1aoI, of tiy,oo