The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-12-13
[. /. ?. Bo1Oling Gossips

ceived many outside contributions which enabled us to play Santa Claus to over 100 families and if any of you readers feel as though you would care to contribute to a worthy cause just phone Chair man John Jenusaitis or any other L. I. J. bowler and "presto," some- body will be Johnny on the spot" to pick up your offering, big or small. Thank you.
 It's tough on the writer when I have to write paragraph without being able to crawl into somebody's hair or get under a bowler's skin through the medium of a nasty crack, concerning noes bowling ac- tivities but here go both barrels att Capt Vaitukaitis first game egorts wherein John Wubble Stokes, Atty Clarence Balanda, Mike Stokes, Stankevich and Mikit rolled the ignominious score of 543 pins, aft CT noting the score one of the pin boys immediately opened the win dcws, anything as Mellow !" (check the definition of Mellow" and correct me if I'm wrong) as six men rolling 543 needs more than just a plain airing.
 Tony Zubras and his A & Piers didn't win from Vaitukaitis be- cause they were better, NO SIR. Tony's cohorts were putrid but Vaitys men were far putrid-er than putrid, yet in fairness to all let 1t be said that Vaitukaitis came back like a house afire in the next two games and romped home a winner. Isn't this a heck Of life
 Almost as bad as having wife I write something nice on line
 number one
 But on line number two I call you
 a bum
 I get away with murder you say How you'd like to put me away? What care I if you get mad
 You're getting mad makes ME This column wouldn't be worth a
 darn
 If couldn't spin real good yarn My public doesn't care how much
 you bowl
 They'd rather see you fall in hole It's the laughs we get on Thursday
 night
 "A PIOPhCCys Pi u supposition, a wish, hope or call it anything you want, but let me warn you leaders to lower your voices when speaking disparagingly of John Danisavage's cellar quin- tet, Jack Orintas who replaced mortician Stokes as lead off man gives Danisavage's team that cer- tain something which means "Be- ware" from now on, and verifica- tion can be had from Capt Sardin- skas who was caught, canned and sold down the river by Danisavage who took out of from Sardy. And all this happened. mind you, with Hop Sheron bowling 107, then 87 and finally finishing with S6, must be that Bethlehem mud ven- tured Dubauskas.
 A smooth games were those of Wally Pitcavage vs Johnny Yana- vich with Wally finally emerging the winner in all .hree but with margins that signified a give and take battle all the way through. Capt Pitcavage was the lone mem Der of both teams to go over the 300 mark, while those of the Pa looka or below 90 class were Yen | kalum, Shukaitis, Strokalaitis, Grant, (not the one who took Rich | mond) Stadalink, Drevinskas. Big Boy Yuskis, pr Colney. Jokabaitis and a fellow named Average rolled three perfect S5 scores.
 Jenusaitis 2, Delinks 1. The Sheriff and his deputies lost the first game to the morticians when the gold dust twins, Jonuk and Bill Lesunaitis blew up higher than even a stratosphere balloon could | go, the air became so pungent with | gas that the alley manager or dered all cigars eXtinguished, no matches lit and an order to stand | by with the hose was given until l the air was clarified, so much for the first game. The twins came back with a vengeance and were the leading lights thereafter, Capt Jenusaitis rolled two sale price scores of 9S while Delinks leadoff man would have given the team a | break had he remained at home. | Yes, I mean you Al Rice, for a plumber you made poor connec- tions with your S9. 75 and Fl score. Lou-Zay is the word.
 Capt Billy Mazaika with the aid ! of a new man, Alishauskas who hits in the 300 class walked away from Ice .Arnauskas icers and tossed 8 wins onto the winning side | of the scoreboard. Jack Kopiczh bawled me out for printing his SD scores a week ago. his better half chided him a bit and to get back at me Jack hit over 300 and told your truly to see what could do with that. (sour Grapes, Kopy).
 L. |. P. Tidbits
 The worlds champion promiser, pr selens promised n certain some body he would take her to N. r.. one e-two. .three-four and five weeks went b" and then another promise, sheriff Jenusaitis says Doc VII q. this time If he has 10 handcun him. Al Vallonls has finally hlt all eight, thnt iH verbally, with Jehn- ny Mendle doing his utmost Co Sia Y with Al. not chance, JohD' hls only rival lB Pop zubras. The -..l.aaat eaaa tn onR lanunn are