The Washington times., 1934-10-12
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story ana L Only nope IL
hasn't been printed before.
Hot or cold, here it is:
A famous lady Of the stage,
known the world over, nailed
a sugar daddy who just loved
to pay off in silks, satins and
ScadillacS. He was bordering
on 10, and it looked as though
he wouldn't border much long.
er. But he fell in love with
the pretty lady and, by the
way he acted, you'd think he
was a member of the glee club
at Pittsburgh University.
He was all for night clubs,
cocktail parties, and dances.
He actually thought that our
heroine was in love with him,
and he took great pride in
exhibiting her in all the hot
spots in town. 1t was hard on
his pocketbook-but, all in all,
he loved it.
The thought that this won
derful grille was playing five
or six other men at the same
time, never entered his mind.
He thought he was unques-
tionably the only man. And
when she looked up at the
old geezer and said: Does
daddy love his honey" he
was as close to Heaven as he'd
ever get.
Came the day when he
wanted to take her for a
weekend trip to his estate in
Mount Kisco. But the lady
had another and far more i'm
portant date. So she unfolded
the old, familiar story.
"Oh, daddy DEAR" she cooed,
your honey is so sorry she
can't go with you. But
promised my darling mother
that I'd spend this weekend
with her. She lives in Balti-
more, you know, so I won't be
able to see you for three days.
Daddy doesn't mind if his
honey can't go with him, does
hep"
Coincidence?
No, daddy didn't mind. But
he didn't feel like going to
his estate alone. So, after
saying goodby to his lovable
sweetheart, he suddenly made
up his mind to go to Atlantic
City for the weekend. And
go he did.
Coincidence?
He registered at the Ritz and
then went for a stroll on the
boardwalk. He hadn't gone
more than a block when he
almost collapsed from a shock.
There, arms about each other
in a rolling chair, were his
sweetheart and another man!
The elderly gentleman turned
about Immediately and checked
out of his hotel. He returned
to New York at once. And
when the weekend was over,
he faced the little lady in great
anger.
"You told me-" he cried,
"that you were going to see
your mother in Baltimore. In
stead of that, you were in
Atlantic City with another
mani"
The famous lady looked highly
indignant.
"Oh," she gasped, "how can
you say such cruel thing to
your honey? You know it
isn't So"
Her aged lover waved his
hands.
isn't SOP" he repeated. "Why,
what are you talking about?
I was in Atlantic City-and I
saw you with my own eyes!"
The girl never batted an eye.
She folded her arms and looked
very insulted.
Listen, you," she exclaimed.
"Are you going to believe your
honey-or are you going to be-
lieve your eyes?"
Blame it on Hugh Wedlock,
jr., who told it to me. He was
out with his girl friend the
other night, and asked her
where she'd like to go.
"Gee," she cried, Il haven't
been to a show in ages. Let's
90 to a matinee tonight"
Bank PrevieW!
One of the most sensational
bank stories in years has so lar
been kept from the newspapers.
It's due to break any day-So
grab yourself load Of the low
down:
In one of the largest benks in
Greater New York, business
closed up as usual some ten days
ago. The days cash deposits were
placed in the usual vaults, and
all the customary procedures
were carried through. The vaults
were locked for the night with
the finest mechanism that is en-
ployed anywhere in the world.
The following morning, when
the va111tS were 0nened and the