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Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Peggy Turpin of Baltimore,
Maryland, was the guest of Mr..
Adolph Thomas Sunday evening of
this week. Miss Turpin left Mon
day evening for her home where
she is taking nurses training at
Provident Hospital. She was the
inspiration for several social cour-
tesies during her stay.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. B. C. Archer and Mr.: Emmett
Galloway of 314 North Western
Avenue, are arranging an interest
ing sightseeing tour for the dele
gates to the Northwest Conference
of the A. M. E. Church, which con-
.,,,~s at st. James A. M. E. Church
Il September 18th to September
ASsn, ,'f
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Ira L. Cooper of st. Louis,
Missouri, is in the city visiting her
daughter, Lucana, and son, Chaun-
cey. While here she is the house
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Curtis Ray
mond of 654 Rondo Street.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Grace Lealtad, daughter of
Father and Mrs. Alfred H. Lealtad
of STA Fuller Avenue, returned to
Gary, Indiana, to resume her. teach
ing position after attending the
last session of summer school at
the University of Minnesota.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. E. W. Witherspoon and son,
Andrew, of Birmingham, Alabama,
were the house guests for a few
days of Mr.. and Mrs. John M. Pat
ton of 923 st. Anthony Avenue.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Blanche o. Mason, who just
returned from a visit to the Cen
fury of Progress in Chicago, was
recalled there this week because
of the sudden death of a relative.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Buggs are
IN Marshall, Texas, where Mr..
Buggs has accepted a teaching po-
sition in Bishop College. Mr..
Bugs graduated from the Univer-
sity of Minnesota last June, re-
eeiving his Ph,D. degree,
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

4 Mr.. James Griffin of SGT Rondo
Street, returned home Monday eve:
ming from ten days visit with
friends and relatives in Kalamazoo,
Michigan, and Chicago.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Marles Griffin and he1
brother, Lawrence, children of Mr..
and Mrs. Lon Griffin of Fourth
Avenue South, returned from Kan
sas City where they attended
Young Peoples Musical Council.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14
CORRECTION

Due to misinformation, it was
stated in this paper for the week of
August oath that Mesdames Alyce
Melker Taylor and Gladys johnson
gave dancing party at the Com
munity House, Thursday, August
23rd in honor of Mrs. Felix H.
Payne of Kansas City. Sorry.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Earl Bowman and children
Of SS41 Clinton Avenue, have re
turned home after a visit with Mrs
Bowman's mother in st. Joseph
Mo. They also spent some time il
Kansas City and Des Moines.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Fredonia Blair, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. William Blair of 383
North St. Adams Street, is quite
seriously i'll at Midway hospital.
Her numerous friends wish for her
4 speedy recovery.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Moss, 1904
18th Avenue South, and daughter,
rane, spent the week-ends of the
,ast two weeks with Mrs. J. Giles
SO Carroll St., st. Paul.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. w. T. Francis of Nashville,
Tennessee, spent a few days in
Saint Paul last week. While here
she was a guest at the st. Paul
Hotel, and of Mr.. and Mrs. George
James of TOT st. Anthony Avenue.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Pearl Williams and Mrs.
Virginia Wilson of Kansas City,
Kansas, were the house guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Williams of 451
North Kent Street. They left Sat-
urday morning for home.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. E. H. Paul, MINNEAPOLIS
beauty operator, recently returned
from visit to Waterloo, Iowa, re-
ports that there is a place open for
a licensed beauty operator in
Waterloo. There is no established
shop there at present.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Clover McCuen of Waco,
Texas, sister of Mr.. William Brooks
of 500 Fuller Avenue, visited her
brother after twelve years of, sep
aration. The visit was short but
very pleasant.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Donald Underwood, VIM. Small
and James Carter are attending tbs
annual football camp sponsored b.
Football Coach J. H. Markley OF
Central High School.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14
Mr.. Earl Clendenon is able to be
out again after a serious illness.

Mrs. Ruth Hickman of 805 Car
roll Avenue returned home Tues
day evening from Chicago where
she was the house guest for ten
days. of Mrs. Dorothy Green Sey-
mour. "a
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Leona Tanner, 812 Bryant
Avenue North, recently returned
from Kirksville, Mo-, where she
went to attend the funeral of he1
aunt.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Amelia DOWN. of Brooklyn.
N. Y, is visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
Earle T. Onque of 1910 Seventh
Street North. Miss DOWN. is a
cousin of Mr.. Onque. She is in
charge of a day nursery in her
home city.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Jack Rainey, 3841 Fourth
Avenue, and her son, Jack, re-
turned from Chicago Monday
morning after spending a ve~y
pleasant time at the Fair.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. Douglas Carter of Mount Els
sen, Pa, left last Wednesday nigh
for his home after sojourning her.
for several weeks as house CUES
of Mr.. Glover Shull of 1912 Clinton
Avenue South. =.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Corinne Williams of Kansas
City, Kansas, left Saturday after
noon for home after spending the
summer with her brother and
sister-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Aquila
Williams of 451 North Kent Street.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Minerva Totten was the
dinner guest of Mrs. NJ. E. Bel
of 3840 18th Avenue South, las
Sunday.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

The Phyllis WheatleY. Kinder
garten opened for its Fall and
Winter seasons, Monday, Septem-
Der 10. Miss Dorothy Hall is in
charge.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Busey, the mother of Mrs
Chas. Curry, is resting in the Park
view Sanitarium, and not at Glen
Lake, as previously stated in this
paper.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Eliza Smith from Chicago
s visiting with her sister, Mrs.
Esther Stovall, 3741 Fourth Ave
lue South. Mrs. Smith will remain
n thu city for two weeks and ex-
poets to attend the sessions of the
\. N. E. conference in st. Paul.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Leroy Howard and daugh-
ter, Travis, of 66S st. Anthony
Avenue, returned home Saturday
from a visit to the Century OF
Progress. ,.>,rAy
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Walter Mcfarland and son
of STA Rondo Street, left for Lex
ington, Louisiana, to attend the
wedding of her sister. Mrs. Nc
Farland expects to return in about
a month.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

. Miss Dorothy Pittman, popular
young organist of st. Peters
Church, won a cedar chest offered
in a popularity contest sponsored
by the Wayman Home Circle.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. George Harris, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Harris of Carroll Avenue
has returned to Tuskegee, Ala
bama, to pursue an education.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. F. Stevens anC
son left Saturday for Chicago anC
Detroit and other eastern points.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Harriet Florez, expert
woman barber, is now engaged
with the Elmo C. Vulgar shop on
Fourth Avenue South,
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. Percy Green and uncle, Mr..
Jessie Mackrell returned from Kan
sas City, Missouri.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Rhoda Wetherall of Kansa
City, recently visited her two sis
tiers, Mrs. Emma O'Brien and Mis-
Hester Jackson, of this city.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Peggy Turpin was guest o.
honor at a dinner given by Mrs. J
W. Ryan of 3437 Smelling.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mr.. and Mrs. Hobart Mitchell
of Elliot Avenue are visiting in
Chicago and Detroit.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Miss Katherine Allen spent the
weekend as the guest of Miss
Evalyn Bell, 3S40 18th Avenue S.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14

Mrs. Edward Eastman and
daughter, Willadene, of 953 st. An
thony Avenue, left the city Tues
day, September 4th, to visit friends
and relatives in Topeka, Oklahoma,
Kansas City and st. Louis.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1934-09-14
St. Paul Society News

Mrs. Magnolia Brooks Mitchell,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Brooks of 500 Fuller Avenue, left
for Chicago to attend the 1884
Century of Progress.
Mr.. William Brown of 900 St.
Anthony Avenue, has been confined
to his home during the mast week
on account of Illness, e. ..
Evening star., 1934-07-22

This photograph re-
senbles a prison camp
scene. but it is far from
that. Cannery workers
went on strike in the
truck-farm region of
New Jersey, and these
field workers are being
protected by armed
guards. A F. Photo
Evening star., 1934-07-22

Completed dome OF
the Texas Mcdonald
Observatory, on Mount
Locke. near Fort Davis,
Texas. The framework
contains IFS tons of
structural steel and a
similar tonnage in the
substructure. It was
made in Cleveland.
Ohio. and will be taken
70 Texas by truck.
finally housing the sec
ond largest rejecting
telescope in the world.
3 Wide World Photo.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
AGAINST FOUR
DISTRICTS
Conference Ministers Decide
By Sc To "a Vote After
kLong Agitation

The much discussed question of
reducing the number of districts in
the Wilmington M. E. Conference
was settled Saturday afternoon when
the Ministerial voted SIS to 35 for a
three district plan.
The vote taken on Friday by the
lay conference was Sc to "a against
the present four district year, al
though the vote was taken simply
for the purpose of showing laymen's
sentiment in the matter.
Since it's organization IN 1859 the
conference has had four districts,
although for several years 1t had a
fifth one, known as the Virginia dis
trict, of which the Rev. A. D. Davis
was presiding elder. This district
was merged with the Salisbury dis
trict in 1889, with the Rev. T. o.
Ayers as presiding elder.
The resolution adopted Saturday
afternoon gives Bishop Hughes pow
er to reduce the number of districts
to three at any time before the close
of the next conference session. No
further action, however, is expected
until the next conference session in
1895.
The reduction of the districts was
brought up Saturday afternoon by
the Rev. L. E. Wimbrow, VINO again
offered his motion of the previous
day. The time limit of three min
utes for discussion was fixed on mo-
ton, when all was in readiness Bish-
OPP Hughes urged that any one who
wished to speak on the subject to
do so, but urged them not to get ex-
cited. Nov go to it," he advised.
The substitute for the first mo-
ton, giving the bishop power to re-
duce the districts at any time that it
may suit his convenience up to the
end of the session of 1895, was
adopted, and the vote was then TAX
en- as stated.
The terms of three of the district
superintendent expire at the 1895
session of the conference, Drs. JAG
obs, Habbart and White. Although
DR.. Mailman has served only one
year on the Middletown district his
district seems to be generally I'M
derstood as the one to be dropped.
Whether he will be continued on the
district is to be determined year
hence.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
CHERRY BLOSSOM FESTIVAL AT
NATIONAL CAPITAL

The Japanese Cherry Trees at
Washington are said by government
hortculturists to be in fine condition
in spite Of the hard winter weather.
This is good news to group Of men
and women at the capital, who this
year are making Of the blossom time
a special festival to be enjoyed by,
the city and by the thousands Of Wis
itors who come every year to enjoy
the beauty of the trees. On April 10,
20, and 81 fitting ceremonies will be
held. The Japanese government
which gave the trees during Presi-
dent Taft's administration will take
part in the fete. One Of the events
will be Japanese sunrise ceremony
in which Japanese costumes will be
worn. Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt
heads the list of patronesses, and
Miss Eleanor Roosevelt, daughter of
the Assistant Secretary of the Navy
will be queen Of the blossoms.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
MARRYING PARSON BUYS PROP
ERTY IN ELKTON

The Rev. Edward Minor, Marry
ing Parson" and retired Baptist
minister, who has been located in
Elkton, for the past several years,
has purchased the dwelling located
at the corner of Delaware avenue
and Howard street, from Henry H.
Mitchell, where he will move in the
near future.
The property is located In what is
considered the most desirable sec
ton of Elkton for the parsons
marrying business.
The position is made strategic be-
cause most of the couples that go
to Elkton nowadays, bent or matri-
mony, make the TRIP in automobiles,
and they come by way of Whining
ton and Glasgow and Elkton. The
property purchased by the Rev.
Minor is the first house on that route
after crossing Big Elk creek into
town.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
BRIEFLY NOTED
HAPPENINGS
Short Paragraphs OF Recent
Events In Town And
County

The bake held Saturday afternoon
by the Reynolds School was very
successful, a neat sum being real
lied.
Prof. M. U. Zimmerman is driving
a handsome new VS. Ford sedan,
secured through Harvey Ewing,
Ford dealer Of this town.
The Woman's Club of Elkton will
entertain the Eastern Shore District
Federation at it's biennial meeting
and election of officers on Thursday,
May 8, in the New Theatre, Elkton.
Trinity Protestant Episcopal
Church congregation, at Elkton, has
elected Victor R. Bennett, Henry l..
Constable, ]. Randolph Field, F.
dupont Thomson, Henry S. Young,
John w. Alexander and Henry Hess,
vestrymen for the ensuing year.
The Gulf gasoline service station,
in Havre de Grace, operated for
some time by Dinsmore Brcs., of
Rising Sun, has been taken over by
John B. Wohlford, who has been
with the Dinsmores for the past ten
years in the gasoline and oil bust
ness.
The thirty-fifth annual meeting of
the Maryland Federation of Wo-
mems Clubs will be held in the Lord
Baltimore Hotel Tuesday, April II
and Wednesday, April 18. At $3.50
p. m. Wednesday the Ter. centen-
airy banquet will be held, followed
by a music festival.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
HARTFORD COUNTY DIARIES
CHANGE HANDS

Mrs. Jessie Vogel, who has owned
and conducted the Westwood Dairy
Farms at Churchville, has sold her
equipment to Messrs. s. G. McClel-
Ian and M. F. Baxter, who will con-
tinue the business and plan an ex-
tension throughout Hartford county.
Mr.. Mcclellan and Mr.. Baxter also
this week concluded the purchase of
the Woolsely Farm Dairy plant and
equipment at Aberdeen from G. G.
Umbarger C Son. Mr.. Mcclellan is
a graduate of Cornell College Dairy
Department and has been in the
business for nine years. Mr.. Bax-
ter is graduate of the Maryland
State College Dairy Department and
a nephew of the late Irving D. Bax-
ter, of Hartford county.-Democratic
Ledger.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
LINING UP FOR THE
PRIMARIES
Candidates Getting
In The Field-Factional
Strife Looming

Aspirants for Office are getting in
the field for the various Offices to be
filed at the election this fall. They
first must go through the primaries
in September, and indications are
there are to be some lively contests.
Already the G. o. P. factions are
clashing, one wing lining up behind
Harry w. Nice, who is out for the
nomination as Republican standard
bearer for Governor, while the other
faction has endorsed H. Webster
Smith as it's favorite for the nomi-
nation.
In the local Democratic scramble
the wounds left by the fight for the
post Office appointment, which Is
still on, will not be healed, and will
be carried thorugh the primary to
the general election, having no little
bearing on the vote.
Among those in the county who
have declared their candidates. are
the following: G. Reynolds Ash, of
Elkton, for States Attorney; Will
liam Dennison of North East dis
trict, for County Commissioner from
Second Commissioners district;
Thomas j. Murray, of Port Deposit,
for Clerk of the Circuit Court; DAY.
i'd ]. Randolph, of Elkton, for sher-
if; w. Palmer McFadden, of Elkton,
for Judge of the Orphans Court,
Cleaver F. Potts, of near Elhton for
sheriff.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
EMERGENCY RE-
LIEF PROJECTS
Employment Program In
State And County-202
Men Cecil's Quota

One hundred projects, on which
daily quota of 2,S49 persons will be
employed in the counties of Mary
land, were announced Saturday, by
the Stote Emergency Relief Admin
istration as the nucleus of It's work
division program outside Baltimore
city.
With the five projects already an
nounced for the city, which will en-
ploy a daily force of 1,022, this
brings the total number of work-re-
lief jobs to be available in the State
this week to 1871.
Actually, this will mean employ
ment for almost twice that number
OF persons, for work-relief clients
are TO be limited to twenty-four
hours working time week, or
three eight-hour days, necessitating
two shifts to put in full six day
week.
In authorizing the announcement
of the program, Harry Greenstein,
State relief administrator, expressed
qualification at the promptness with
which the various county units of
the State had organized their work
relief branches and at their appar-
ent eagerness to get work under
way.
The quota to be employed on
Montgomery projects is the largest
of any county ON the list, totaling
418, Anne Arundel comes next with
quota of S66.
Cecil county ranks fifth with
quota of 202, apportioned in the
various projects as follows: Re-
modelling county Almshouse, 55;
athletic field at Rising Sun school
grounds, 46; enlargement of Elkton
resercoir, 81; sidewalks at Port De-
post, 49, street repairs in Elkton,
81; athletic field at North East, IL;
street repairs at North East, 0.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
PERSONAL AND
SOCIAL
Items OF Social Nature Of In
terest To Our Readers

Mrs. Hudders Greenfield, Of
Coatesville, was week end visitor
of Mrs. Jennie w. Taylor.
Miss Helen Whaling, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred G. Whaling, of
Darlington, Hartford county, bias an
nounced her marriage last Septem-
Der to Mr.. Frank O'Brien, Of Tenn
essee, who was at one time engaged
on the work at the Conowingo Dam.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Tome, Of Port
Deposit, have announced the mar
riage of their daughter, Dorothy, to
Mr.. Donald McLane, of the Aberdeen
Proving Ground, which took place
Saturday, March 81, at 400 p. m,
at the Methodist Parsonage In Aber-
deem.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
RUM RUNNING STILL EXISTS

Graphic proof that rum-,u nning
is not an art lost with the end of the
prohibition era was offered in lower
Delaware last week with the seizure
of a $4,000 struggled liquor cargo
in a lonely farmhouse on the Leipsic
River in Kent county.
The seizure of the 125 15-gallon
kegs containing an assortment of
cognac, malt whiskey and rum was
made by agents of the Bureau of In
dustrial Alcohol who opened fire on
two men skulking in the bushes
near the house.
No arrests were made, although
Federal agents believe they are on
the trail of a powerful gang operat-
ing between Pierre MiqueloI, Nova
Scotia, and the Delaware break
water.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
CECIL COUNTY RED CROSS
CHAPTER

The report at the annual meeting
Of the Cecil County Red Cross Chap
ter, held in Elkton, showed COM
mendable work done during the
year.
Seven families were aided with
medical care, groceries and employ
ment; S331.35 was expended for vet
Grams relief; parties were sponsor
ed at U. S. Veterans Hospital, Perry
Point; Roll call amounted to S405-
IT; material received, 102 garm-
ents, 10 blankets, 80 comtorters,
6S yards bed sheeting, 1000 yards
material; $500 garments were given
out, 500 bags of -four distributed,
22 knit sweaters sent to Walter
Reed Hospital, Is families supplied
with garden seed. Instructions in
first aid and safety work were given
thirty c. w. A. workers by several
local physicians.
DIR. F.. c. Robbins, ward surgeon
at the Perry Point hospital; Mr.. R.
w. Mech, field representative for
Maryland Red Cross, and Miss Stone,
home service director Of the Ameri-
can National Red Cross, all gave
very interesting talks at the annual
meeting and each speaker urged the
members to continue the good work
the Red Cross has accomplished,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-04-13
LIONS CLUB MEETING

Major VIM. Ray Baldwin, of Elk
Mills, was the guest speaker at the
dinner meeting of the Lions Club, at
the Village Restaurant, on Thursday
evening.
Major Baldwin spoke on Spirits
and Snakes" and emphasized his
talk by displaying and handling a
live pet five-foot black snake, most
of the Lions giving the speaker a
wide berth while he was handling
the reptile, which he insisted was
harmless.
During his entertaining remarks
Major Baldwin proved himself q
candidate for membership in the
"Tall Story Club" as he certainly
can spin them.