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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-10-03
ANOTHER TRICK DIET FOR RE-
DUCTION HAS IT'S BRIEF DAY

DUCTION HAS IT'S BRIEF DAY
And now the best Of all food fruits
the one that comes in q sterile pack
age, the luscious, nourishing, sustain
ing, satisfying and never cloying
bananas, has come upon bitter dayb, for
the publicity hunters In medicine are
featuring bananas In their trick re-
duction diets.
In this crude reduction regimen,
which . politician attempted to sell
to the public by staging newspaper
touted diet marathon, the victim is al
lowed six bananas and q quart Of
skinned milk daily for from ten days
to two weeks, and then q less re-
stricted diet. The few who manage
to stick to the regimen lose perhaps
three pounds week. But they also
lose something else. They lose ambi-
ton. The group Of victims the poll
tician used In his newspaper diet
marathon entered the demonstration
with some enthusiasm or ct least .
good imitation Of enthusiasm. Pres
emily they began to complain Of being
tired and weak. Naturally. And
The big show petered out.
According to the master minds that
contrive this banana and skim milk
regimen the obese patient gets $40 CAL
cries from six large bananas and 1000
&C. c. Oiter) or approximately q quart
Of skim milk. City hicks may prepare
their own skim milk by pouring Oft
the top fourth Of . quart bottle OF
milk which has stood till the cream
rises, and using only the lower Y Of
the milk. Or, II they prefer. they may
use buttermilk in place Of skim milk.
Buttermtlk or skim milk yields half the
number Of Galleries fresh milk yields. It
Is fair to credit 370-3o0 Galleries to the
skim milk or buttermilk (four glass
fuls), but $50 calories is q rather low
estimate for the six large bananas.
Credit 100 calories to the bananas and
375 to the skim milk or buttermilk,
provided you take four glassfuls with
the III bananas at each Of the four
meals In the day. That makes less
than 1200 Galleries q day. Even .
frail adult lying abed should lose on
Sss~AA - S~0AAVy A0SAOA4s VIC Wy WAAA
about - we'll. frankly, I think the
banana skim milk regimen is not q
great improvement over the Karell
regimen which is now obsolete and the
"l8-day" diet which sent so many
foolish young women to the hospital
or sanatorium.
"Some hunger and weakness dur
ing the first three or four days Of the
milk and banana diet are common
and must not be regarded too seri-
ously." SO says q physician who ad-
vocates this diet for reduction. Having
experimental considerably on the now
not overweight cog who conducts this
column, desire to testify that hunger
md weakness are pretty serious VIXEN
one IS experiencing such sensations
Further can assure all fat folk that
one need not suffer any great hunger
or weakness in the simple process Of
getting rid Of thirty pounds Of Stacker
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ENROLINEM!y Ry ssU SEyEv

An Edge Street impulse my
dear. People who have no restraint
never have anything elss,s Howard
asserted calmly. "As. witness The
young man who inspired your fsel.
Ing.
Caroline experienced q distastG
for discussing Malcolm with How.
ard. They were worlds apart-and
she had cast her lot with Howard
Better to forget about Malcolm and
his crazy outlook. She sighed and
lifted her glass.
"we'll have 10 hurry along
Howard said when they had finished
the soup. He beckoned across thu
room TO the waitress. "Bring a
something already prepared. Weir
in . hurry" Then, to Caroline, b
added, "You don't mind, do you?"
II think I'll have some ginger.
bread and coffee" she told the NO.
man. "You ought 70 try Il. Howard
It's Grannys recipe"
"Roast lamb, . cherry tart and
coffee, Howard read from the hand.
written menu. "That's Ill, thanks.
They did not enjoy themselves
again until they were once more IN
the car and speeding along the high
way to the side road that led to thl
lake. Gradually Howard's III humol
vanished and he drew Carolinl
along with him 70 brighter mood
The last few miles 70 the Lake
were rough and delayed them a
hour, but they were driving through
country that was beautiful even
during the commonly dreary inter
Jude between the glory Of autumn
and the SHOWS of winter. Caroline
thrilled to It.
The lake was high n The hills.
They climbed along . narrow road,
parallel with the waterway Of Z
rocky stream. coming upon frequent
deep, oulder-bordered pools, where
Howard told her they'd flnd excel
lent trout fishing In the spring.
"And back Of the cottage there's
. little brook that comes right down
to the door," he went On enthusias-
tically, for he too was q nature
lover. Runs through . crab-epple
orchard. There's a acrs Of old
trees and . big field where 10 can
have . driving tee and . putting
green. I'm keen about Il Caro-"
1T sounds heavenly" she grant
ed, thinking in comparison 81 the
crowded houses In South Town, the
noise and dust and deadly drabness.
Eve can put in easement win
dows," Howard ENLARGED, land
there's ! bay In the dining room. On
the east side. too. with . gnarled old
apple tree fairly poking through it.
Oh honey, il will b great having
breakfast there with you'll"
"Tt's like climbing up . rainbow
Caroline said softly. ajust to think
Of it."
"And here's the top, and there Il
isl" Howard exclaimed Z few min
utes later. "What do You think Of
it,"
'It's perfect" Caroline cried,
land to think I've lived % near Il
81 ~ life and never sa~ i b.
"It's not in our crowds hunting
ground" he reminded her. Tim glad
we've escaped. I'm sick az parties
and jazz and Wild mobs bowling al
over the house. But Of course you
didn't 60 through anything quite
like that. Do you honestly think
you'll like It up here, Carol"
II love It alreadyl Let mo look
around before me 90 in"
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be best to put off the operation for q
year or two. -. &C. w. RI
Answer-In most cases Of cryptor-
childish or undescended testicle, the
condition spontaneously corrects itself
ut IL to II. So I think the doctors
final decision was right. Wait, and
meanwhile let the doctor see the boy
from time to time.
Copyright 1884. John r. Ollie Co..
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Il msw y,u'd 80 to possibiN.
IT," h declared, greatly pleased.
not % bad"
Lets % in,s Carolins exclaimed.
How III love doing over the
housel"
Howard Was eharmingly respon-
sive 70 every suggestion she made.
She lost, In the pleasure Of planning
their future home, every last shred
Of her mistrust Of herself. Of her
love.
Il was late IN the afternoon when
they stood again In the doorway.
looking down to the lake, straight
into the sunset. Howard put IN
arm around her, tipped her face
upward for . kiss. The old happi-
ness came back 70 Caroline q his
lips pressed yearningly on hers. Il
WAS sweet TO feel that he loved her
% much. They were closer here
than they'd ever been before-ths
house WAS like : haven. She put up
her arms and chung 70 him. Il was
hare they would find Joy. and con-
tentment This would be their
worldHit Was their world. Every.
thing else-all others-faded away
from It. There were no barriers.
They had been fashioned for this
for their long delayed union. Moth.
ing remained Of convention and Gus
tom. Only emotion. To Caroline
HoWard'S arms were security-ho
ecstasy Of the moment Q final serv.
ies for their unity. the fulfllment
Of their love.
Her hand erept to his cheeks,
pressed on them, relaxed. Towards
faee lay against her throat my
darling" he whispered. II love you
%" His voice was throbbing.
grateful He lifted her from the
ground, held her across his breast.
Her head rested Imply on his
shoulder.
He turned. The sun struck on
Caroline's hair, touching IL with
fame. Howard bent his lips 70 Il,
He took . step forward. His weighs
fell full on : loosened door board.
There was . short splintering sound
- the wood gave way. The next in-
slant he crashed against an old rot
ting bench that had been left just
inside the door.
Caroline fell free Of Il, but How.
ard was struck in the side. For q
moment he was white with pain but
after I while, when It no longer
hart him to move, and he convinced
Caroline that he was not injured.
abe began to laugh.
Her laughter was hysterical
Wild. Howard agreed that the aeci-
dent was amusing, but not g funny
O. she seemed TO think IL A 81
kept On laughing hs became an
noyedL
Their beautiful home planning
ended in . quarrel. Howard Wa
soon sorry, but the spell Of the hour
had bsen broken for Caroline. How.
ard made violent love to her befor>
giving in to her wish to start Tor
home, but even this was like ! far.
cical touch % her-his very vehem
ence becoming . commonplace OF
nature. Il seemed to draw q Ane
line between the sauctifed ma
the 8ofdid. One could not, she saW.
b 4 splendid lover without 81.
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% VIC II A r D LAWRENCE
- snapped two pistols at
President Jackson as he at.
tended , funeral at Washing.
ton. o. c.. but both weapons
missed FIRE. An accumulation
OF unbelievable mail caused
the organization OF the dead
letter Office. The Maryland
Polo Club and the 10th Field
Artillery were the opposing
polo teams. with four men on
each side.
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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER g. 1884
The NewDeal
- =
Washington

NRA Looks Itself Over 70 Start C:ll-
Ing Future In Thick Mist .
Capital Calm After Munitions Up
roar Trade Commission Chief
on Way to Long Service Mark.
During the absence on vacation
Of Rodney butcher, Tribune
Washington correspondent, the
daily Warrington Letter will be
written BY Willis Thornton.
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RATES SERVICE STRIPES

Garland s. Ferguson. Just starting
second seven-year term as Federal
Trade Commissioner, should be one
OF the veterans Of the federal SER
vice by the the time he completes
it Those cotton garment manu-
facturers, who fatty refused to
comply with presidential code order
reducing hours and raising wages are
beginning to crack. Not all parts Of
the industry were pleased with the
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ICKEs INDICATES PATH

LIN Al1edu.VleW IL pEeCty we'll re.
vealed by Secretary Harold Ickes,
who spent nearly whole day testi-
tying before the special House sub
committee which is investigating the
oil industry.
1ckes made q plea for the petro-
leum code and It's accomplishments,
and concluded with q hope that Gin
terest In oil conservation will not end
with expiration Of the CODE" but
that 1t would be continued on q
permanent basis, regardless of the
ultimate fate Of the code itself.
This House subcommittee, whose
hearings in the capital are finished,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-10-03
CALM AFTER STORM

With adjournment Of the spectac-
ular munitions hearing, the capital
can scarcely reconcile itself to the
quiet, staid, and academic atmosphere
Of the Federal Aviation Commits.
sion's effort to find out what makes
aviation tick. Few spectators, and q
quiet, almost sleepy atmosphere. 4.
The justice department celebrates
its triumphant part in unraveling
the Lindbergh affair by beginning
the long Job Of moving into its splen-
did new building on Pennsylvania
avenue. Its been in rented (and
very unpretentious) quarters for years.
The National Recreation Asso-
citation evidently believes in its own
title. When 1t assemblies here in
early October it's going to create q
new world record by not having any
banquet. Old Washington banquet
GERS say nothing seems sacred in the
precedent-breaking that's going on
today.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought BY other editors:
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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THIGH MIST oVER MIA

So far as the immediate future Of
NRA Is concerned, the confusion and
uncertainty which has reigned there
for the last few weeks was simply
augmented by the sudden, II not un-
expected, resignation Of the fiery
Gen. Hugh johnson.
When President Roosevelt him
self says the future OF MIRA Is to
be an evolution, passengers on the
ship may be pardoned . certain in
definiteness about the course.
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Great Britain began 4 list Of miss
ing women In 1855. Now 1t contains
5000 names.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

Signed pertaining health hygiene disease
diagnosis treatment will Brady stamped.
enclosed Letters should be brief and written
Ink No reply made conforming Instruction.
Address Dr. william Brady, Il Of this newspaper
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Tiny Broken Veins

Niece. physical culture, swimming
Using cold shower 50 much she de-
veloped tiny blotches Of broken veins
here and there over hips and legs. !.
(Mrs. L. JO
Answer-Cold shower had nothing
to do with It. Material In some Of US
predispose to varicosities. Physician
skilled in treatment varicose veins can
obliterate them by injection Of the
Misunderstanding binocular loupe, ex-
tremely fine needles and painstaking
technic.
Cryptorchidism
Our doctor advised that our son,
aged 10, should be operated on, for
rndescended testicle. The day before
the operation was to be done the doc
tor said he'd have to wait till he could
send away for q special instrument.
Then finally he said 1t would perhaps
Evening star., 1934-12-31
ney-winners of 1884 follow:
BRAVES BOOK rs GAMES

BOSTON, December 81 P.-An
eight-game series with the New York
Yankees, their st. Petersburg, Fla,
neighbors, and five contests with the
Boston Red Sox, three of which will
be played here just before the major
league openings, feature the Boston
Braves 25-game Spring training
schedule announced by President Emil
Fuchs.
Players have been ordered to report
to Manager Bill McKechnie at the
training camp on or shortly before
March 1.
The Braves Spring training sched-
ule:
March 9, 10. Cincinnati at Tampa;
1917, New York Yankees at st.
Petersburg; 18, House of David at st.
Petersburg; l9, Yankees at st. Peters,
burg; 20, st. Louis Cardinals at st.
Petersburg: 81, Detroit at Lakeland;
%, Red Sox at ST. Petersburg; 1924,
Yankees at st. Petersburg; 25, Red
Sox at Sarasota; 26, Yankees at st.
Petersburg; %, Cincinnati at st.
Petersburg; 20, Detroit at ST. Peters,
burg; 30-31, Yankees at st. Peters,
burg.
April 2, Yankees at st. Petersburg;
8, Toronto at st. Petersburg; 6, Nor
folk at Norfolk, Va: Z, Newark at
Newark, N. j.; 9, Washington at WASH
ington; II, 13, IA. Red Sox at Boston.
Evening star., 1934-12-31
IN CHESS CIRCLES
By FRANK B. WALKER.

and have possession of the Belden-
Stephens Trophy.
TN THE Harvard lineup was J. 3.
l. Hickam, formerly of this city, who
won his individual game from E.
J. Jackson of Princeton and lost to
E. A. vending of Yale.
In the intercollegiate Chess League
tournament and for the Harold M.
Phillips Trophy, played at the Mar
shall Chess Club, Columbia is ahead,
412-1a; City College, second, 40, fol-
lowed by Seth Low, 2la-21a: New
York University, 20; Brooklyn, Yes
hire, Pennsylvania and Long Island.
A masters checker tournament, in
which 80 prominent players are en-,
gagged, is in progress in New York
City, at the Hotel Times Square.
Among those participating are Ken
meth Grover of New York, Jesse B..
Hanson of Oakson, Calf, and leading
players from all parts of the East.
Evening star., 1934-12-31
IRVING WILL BATTLE
RILEYS CONQUEROR
Sluggers Signed for Five.Round
Bit on Sarron-Burl Card in
Auditorium Ring.

NNE of the most interesting boxing
~ brevities yet offered locally
should eventuate in five-round
support of the Eddie Burl-Petey Sar-
ron feature at the Washington Audi
torium a week from tomorrow night,
when Henry Irving, murderous punch
ing Northeast popeye, goes to bat
against Mickey Flanagan, recent con-
queror of K. o. Riley.
Stalking his all in potent right
hand and generally managing to fiat
ten his foeman when he connects,
Irving engages in Flanagan a wild
swinging Irishman, who seldom takes
q backward step.
Flanagan created something of q
sensation in outscoring Riley after the
latter abruptly had stopped Johnny
Mays, wading into K. o. with q furry
Of gloves that scored with telling
effect throughout.
Evening star., 1934-12-31
>STRAgGunT OEE TME TEE
by w. R. Ne CALluM

"I think my best laugh was last
Spring when Johnny Weismuller, you
know, the ape-man of the movies, was
here" he said.
Johnny is fine fellow, you know,
and he liked our course. He is a
fairly good golfer, too, but think he
over-rates himself little bit. He and
Jimmy Corcoran tried to beat DR..
Buck and myself in flock of
matches. We beat 'em in the first
match and Johnny and Jimmy
thought it was mistake We played
again and we beat 'em and they
thought it was mistake. And We
played six times and each time
Johnny and Jimmy thought it was a
mistake. If We could only keep
Johnny around Washington it would
be fine thing for us.
And at the end of the matches,
just before Johnny had to leave the
city, We were in the shower bath one
day after DR.. Buck and I had licked
'em for the sixth time.
Johnny was in a reflective mood
and I could see he was thinking
about the lickings we had given the
boys.
Hey, Dickey," he said. "If you
would only lean over you shots q
little more, you would have EN-
standing in line to play you"
so what?" we asked.
We'll" said Calvert, "the boys
think my form is bad, and probably
it Is. But somehow, I get pretty
good results with that bad form and
Johnny meant that if I made it look
little worse I could line 'em up for
matches.
"Ho hum, I've had a lot of thrills
out Of 1884. There was the time !
was hooked up in a tough match
with Dorie Gruver. We were all even
playing the ninth in a Nassau match
and I holed a curling 30-footer for a
deuce to win that nine And we were
all even playing the eighteenth and
I managed to get in a downhill 20
footer to win again on the final hole
Give up golf? I'd simply be putting
myself in the hands of the doctors il
did. Isn't it grand game. And
can't you get some thrills out of it?"
Evening star., 1934-12-31
Rule 80 Is Quoted.

"HE U. S. G. A. does not answer
that question of fact, but it does
quote rule 80, which provides
that "if players ball strike the flag
stick which is held by or has been
removed by himself, or his partner, or
by either of their caddies, his side
shall lose the hole; if the players ball
strike the fiagstick which is held by
or has been removed by an opponent
or his caddie the opponents side shall
lose the hole.
If player or caddy holds or
removes the f1agstick when a stroke
is being played, such player or caddy
shall be deemed to continue to hold
the fagstick until the ball comes to
rest"
Here is the Interpretation of the
U. S. G. A, as explained by Vice
President Jackson: The caddy who
was holding the hagstick when it was
struck was employed by one of the
partners on the players side and
also by one of the partners on the
opponents side. When the player S
ball struck the flagstick, his side lost
the hole under the first part of the
quoted rule, but under the last part
Of the rule the opponents side simul-
taneously lost the hole. In the opin-
ion of the rules Of Golf Committee,
the two penalties Offset each other
and the hole must in equity be held
to be halved."
Evening star., 1934-12-31
40 Years Ago
tCopyright. 1934.)

~ UMOR piled thick on rumor
- today as 1t became generally
\ known, following publication
Of the announcement by club
officers yesterday, that Al Houghton,
outstanding professional golfer of
Washington, is to leave Kenwood Golf
and Country Club. 1t develops that
quite a few Of the lads want Hough-
toms job, when the erstwhile Kenwood
Kleagle packs up his busting
tools on February / and leaves the
spot where he has been the pro since
1890
Among those mentioned for the post
already, two months before Houghton
is due to leave, are George Diffen-
baugh, professional at Indian Spring;
Claggett Stevens, assistant pro at the
Congressional Country Club, who did
a 68 over the Congressional course a
few days ago, and Tony Sylvester. the
club-making master from Bannock-
burn. Others undoubtedly will lay
their applications before the board of
the Kenwood Club before many days
have passed.
Meanwhile there was some specula-
ton as to the possibility of staging
another National Capital open cham
pionship in 1885, on the heels Of the
passing of Houghton from the club.
Houghton has been one of the prime
movers in the holding of the tourney
and always has been in charge of the
countless details of the biggest pro-
fessional golf event held about Wash
ington each year. Over the four years
of the National Capital open the club
has Just about broken even in receipts
COUNT up the results of 1884, listen
l to the locker room laughs and
if you can string along with the
philosopy Of v. Calvert Dickey, you
will have had your moneys worth out
Of golf this year. For Dickey, who
took up the game about eight years
ago, looks upon golf as health insur-
ance, and something which saves him
doctors bills.
What was your best laugh out of
your 1884 golf?" we asked Dickey.
Evening star., 1934-12-31
LOUIS. SEEKS 18TH
RING WIN marrow
Meets Perroni in Feature
of Card That Pits Baer
Against Babe Hunt.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
"a YEW YORK, December 81
M Heavyweights, including Cham
ion Max Baer at Detroit, and
lightweights at New York fur
nish the major fstic attractions this
week.
Although Baer, fresh from his SEN
sational two-round knockout of King
Levinsky, will box a four-round exhi-
bition with Babe Hunt of Ponca City,
Okla, the champion will play second
fiddle at Detroit Friday night to a
hometown boy, Joe Louis, 20-year-
old Negro heavyweight.
Louis will be seeking his thirteenth
consecutive professional victory when
he meets Patsy Perroni of Cleveland
in the main bout of 10 rounds. Ten
of Louis IL triumphs as professional
came by knockouts. He stopped Lee
Ramage of San Diego at Chicago two
weeks ago.
At New York, Madison Square Gar
den's Friday night show will feature
a 15-round lightweight duel between
Lew Ambers of Herkimer, N. Y, and
Lew Massey, Philadelphia veteran.
Ambers, a youngster who has come
along fast in the last few months, has
been designated by the New York
State Athletic Commission as No. l
challenger for Barney Ross 1885,
pound title.
Evening star., 1934-12-31
MAT STAR DISDAINS
TO SELECT ARBITER
Don Georges Only Worry Over
Bout With Johanson Is Foes
Weight Edge.
CoMETHING Of q precedent will be

COMETHING of q precedent will be
- set by Ed DOM George at the
Washington Auditorium Thursday
night when he risks his world heavy
weight title claim against Tor Johan-
son in two-out of-three-fall match
As much was assured today when
the Bowser standout refused Promoter
Joe Turner'S offer to import an out
of-town referee and expressed a
willingness to have either Benny Bort
nick or Cy Burns appear as third man
in the ring.
II never hand-pick either my oppo-
nents or referees" George informed
Turner via long distance. "I've got
enough confidence In myself to take
every one in stride.
I'm fact, it's not the referee I'm
wrestling, but Johanson. And I'm
more bothered about the Swede's 90
pound weight advantage than anything
else right now!"
Evening star., 1934-12-31
GOLF FINAL IS ON
Three in Medal Tie in California
Open Championship.

LONG BEACH, Calf, December
31.-Play in the 36-hole final round Of
the California $1,000 open golf cham
pionship was in progress today, fol-
lowing the conclusion yesterday of the
36-hole qualifying round in which
three tied with scores of 142. They
were Sam Parks, jr., Pittsburgh; Eddie
Loos, Glencoe, H., and Vic Ghezzi,
Deal, N. j.
Thirty-f1ve qualified for the final
round. Best rounds were turned in by
Henry Picard of Hershey, Pa, the
North-South champion, who had q
sensational 81, five under par, and
Eric Seavall, Oakmont Club, Los
Angeles, with 68.