The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-01-19

SnOtS one would Lnlnk there was a million-dollars involved upon the outcome of the game. Cal will lose his tonsils yet, see what mean? See that spot on the paper? Its a teardrop of sympathy for Capt. Ed Robbins" come DOWN to the cellar and see us sometime, gang. Fate seems to thwart Robbins attempt to get going upward and to all insult to injury Judge Bron- sky defeated Capt. Ed by spins, so all and all, things look rather gloomy in our alley don't they Bobbin.
 The cause of Robbins downfall was Pop Zubras, who with his five A and Pea-ers out-talked the cell lar occupants and with Mediocre scores managed to steal all games and pull into End place just one game behind Jenusaitis. Any way to win, eh Pop?
 When man bites a dog, that's news, but when sexton Vaitukaitis with men takes 2 out of from John Yanavich that is riot, more power to you Sexton, although l can SC where you got break when mortician Stokes, a Fl average man oLdyCu away 6iNih6 yNu eSi oo e~NSA age for missing mans score. Looks as though Stokes is deter mined to get the booby prize for low average, absent 12 games out of AS isn't helping your teams morale any. Stokes, why not snap into it?
 One of the chief reasons why Yanavich has been up amongst the 1 Q al Su psYfnh T1n isavages pace-setting average of
 106.4$, Butch is the most improved bowler of the 1933-34 season while the exact opposite is Mike Hop
 Sheron, who slipped from 104 to
 98.32 and hasn't struck bottom yet.
 Oh Yeh; snickered Hop.
 Happy Ed Lasky rolls 115-94 and I-no justice there shouts Stroka-
 Chas. Laskys 78 in the End game Stroke sneaked off to corner and
 left Father Kripas to offer an alibi for the teams defeat, he had no
 sooner got started when Capt. Joe l Yanavich of the winning team
 shouted, never mind the alibi for
 the team Father, just glance at
 your own score-S7, 91-91, and
 Father hurriedly retreated to an obscure hideout.
 Here's one that's to good to
 keep to ones self, Hoy Sheron was tleling Charlie Slokus how some fellow up Watertown way started
 a fire in the kitchen stove, left the
 draft wide open and went shopping, when told some time later that his house was on fire this fellow put his hand into his pocket and then
 remarked, how can the house be on fire when T have the key in
 my pocket" Oh yes Charlie laugh
 ed.
 I could tell you a peach about Doctor Se1ens and his pajamas, but
 it is copyrighted by Sheriff Jenu-
 saitis and will not be for publi-
 cation until April 1st. Come up and
 SC me sum time Doc. What Al
 Kasidas wouldn't give for an op-
 portunity to wise-crack about Doc
 and his pa-jimmies, see the sheriff
 Al.
 | And what do you think of 9 fellow, it. 2 in. who rolls 1O2 and then begins to float all around the alleys until someone tuck pine 1HuO HlIH anu UfOu6AI IiIC AhuA''
 dual back to terra firma, how does
 it feels up there Rice? r Speaking of extremes in bow. ling-read em And weep, capt, Bill
 Kenausis rolls 102 then 75s Capt
 Kopiczh 109-108 then 81, Matt
 Baianda and Ed Bobbin both roll.
 ing a 73 score, Slokus 105-118 'thef
 an 87 (sounds like industrials fol
 S7 and Charlie) pr Colney 11-9( and then S1, while our Watertowr constituted Jack Mikit also has ths 104-92 then S5 complex,I thought
 that Cherry Ave. atmosphere i'm proved your bowling Jack? Ther we have Witamin A-B-C1Johnny Mendie who also hits 102-103 ant then loses his Vitamins and hit! .. but 81-Tis a great life, tis is 1t
 See you tonight at 8. Ats all.