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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-03-20

The NewDeal
Washington

By RODNEY butcher

~ RODNEY butcher
Tribune Warrington Correspondent
Warrington, March 20.-All this
talk about the professors fading out
Of the administration picture Is Just
% much baloney.
Tho latest census Of professors says
there are about 50, g against only s.
= few months ago. That indicates the
increase. but the total u much too
low.
You really can't count tho profess
sors-there are too many Of them. You
stumble into them wherever you 60.
Every time q professor steps out
Of the New Deal Casually In disgust,
there's another to take his place.
The yarns about the professors los
Ing their places in the sun started
with resignation Of Ray Moley as as
sistant secretary Of state. but Motley
still Is Z fairhaired boy to Roosevelt
and you may have noticed that the
next assistant secretary was another
professor-Francis B. 6ayre Of Har-
ward.
When Prof. o. M. W. sprague quit
the treasury with Z loud roar), Sc
cretaTy Morgenthau hired 4 couple
more professors-Dr. Roswell Magill
Of Columbia and DR.. Jacob Viner Of
Chicago university. And 20 It goes.
The professors are popular around
here. They get invited around to all
sorts Of places Funny thing is, most
Of them are young men, often hand
some and fast on their feet.
The fellows here who look like the
comic strip conception Of . professor
are some Of the veteran government
employees, especially the scientists.
The only sure way to tell q New
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Fur q man who always wants to get
to the bottom Of things, you can't beat
Dr.. william Beebe, the undersea
naturalist. He's going to explore the
ocean depths again. near Bermuda.
\ i =
Ohio state liquor prices turn out
to be higher than those Of near
by states. All, but Ohio figures
in the losses from bartenders'
samplingl
= r. i
Francis x. Bushman, former matt
nee idol, announces two marriages
within the last few weeks, and both
are denied. Maybe they're two other
gals.
* 4 +
The new emperor Of Manchu-
kuo gets $1,750,000 q year. He
might try doing something In his
spare time, to make ends meet.
copyright, 1884, NEA Service, Incl
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Deal professor Is by the gleam in his
eye-and the gleam often dies.
GARNERS DODGE SOCIETY
One reason Mr.. and Mrs. Jack
Garner avoid the social racket here Is
that It gives them . pain In tho neck.
An equally cogent reason = that
they'd rather live within the vice
presidential salary, which u $4,000
normally. but only @l2,760 since the
Is per cent federal pay cut.
The vice president gets no allow
ance for entertainment, - the White
House does, and no mileage.
Mrs. Garner. stu Jacks secretary.
cooks lunch for herself and the staff
In the vice presidential office suite.
Something simple, usually, like bacon,
eggs, and coffee.
But that's for convenience rather
than economy.
+ \ i
SENATORS TIGHTEN UP
Brand new in Warrington = the
crop Of office hours notices On sen
atoril doors. Dozens Of senator's
now restrict the general run Of visitors
(meaning, chiefly. job-huuters) to
certain hours Of the day.
Some are liberal, designating . ..
m. to 3 p. m. Or 10 to 4. But Senator
Tydings Of Maryland, who started the
fashion last session, when he found
his nearby constituents crowding In
to town by bicycle o. on foot, says
you can see his secretaries only from
il .. N. to p. m.
His sign warns applicants 70 get
recommendations from their ward
leaders, the Democratic central COM
mittee, or other politicians. Tydings
even has taken his name off the door.
+ + \
KILLS SKUNK AT CAPITOL
A skunk invaded the Capitol the
other night. Policeman John Ashley,
attracted by unmistakable indications.
shot 1t on the portico Of the House
entrance. The aroma fingered for
days. Capitol cops have varied
experiences. Policeman Guy Reeves
was bummed for . quarter recently by
q man seeking taxi fare. The 'bum"
was Secretary Morgenthau, who
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Two weeks and three days later
and weather as freakish and nm.
reasonable - Christmas on the
Fourth Of July.
It was very hot In the room
and very still Dust lay In little
silver sheens on the tops q the
tables, sunlight drifted In about the
edges Of the drawn shadss3 aid
In narrow golden ribbons across
the painted door. The clock deksd
evenly, monotonously on Tho man-
tie. in The bathroom . carelsssly
turned faucet drippsd lanquidly. On
the door above soIneons was doing
things With . vacuum cleaner -
noisy. energetic. useless things.
Stanley turned over onto hes
right side and stared q The RIB
bon Of sunlight that WAS creeping
across the door III had nearly
reached the bed. That meant thai
81. . little while now Valerie woult
come hons, e meant that another
day was nearly over. i meant tina
- another hour the sun would =
down ana & would = cooler; no.
much cooler but . little.
Two wesls q days like this
bot, bright, still days that seemet
g have skipped ahead and slid Init
Nay quite 81 mistake. Two week
and threo days since that after
aoou that the rain had come dow
. Silver sheets against the win
dew.panes and . dre had burne,
slowly On The hearth and Drew ha,
eome-and gone away again. Thi
time, forever. Two weeks and thre,
days n which her body had move,
about but her soul had stood still
Aays q dragging. physical weari
ness mi that subtler. more tortu
eus agony. which d purely menta
and nuet more erucifying.
~ ~ said aothing 70 valeri,
r NAak Aad hannaned that Altar.
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Tor not otherwise credited In this
newspaper and also the local news Of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication Of Ill other
matter herein are also reserved.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, M. ID.

Signed letters pertaining health
diagnosis treatment viii be Brady
envelope
Ink No reply
Address Dr.. william Brady, this
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CHAPTER FORTY.slx

After he left her Stanley moved
quietly about tho room putting
away the tea things, emptying ash
trays, fixing . tray for Valerie
She made . salad, started some
coffee.
She felt curiously nm b and
emotionless and the events Of the
afternoon ran through her tired
mind with . strangely detached
vividness. Drew had been there. he
held her in his arms, kissed her
mouth. Perry had come In and she
had made Drew appear ridiculous
and he had gone away. He had
gone away and she had not wanted
him to 60 away. And John Har-
mon didn't matter ct al. Il was
as II there had never been such
= person o John Harmon. And
over and above everything else
there was . curiously definite feel
ing Of finality.
She had come to the end-from
now on she would 60 on alone.
There was no place In her life
for Drew-what he had to give
her she was utterly incapable Of
accepting. There was no place for
John Harmon-what he had to give
her she no longer wanted. For over
. year she had been bruised and
tormented. caressed and soothed.
BY love. She had approached the
heights. gone down into the depths
with Drew. Risen again to fertile
valleys with John Harmon. Now
she found herself alone on ! bar
rem plateau-bereft Of delight, Of
grief, Of torment, Of desire-con-
scious only Of m all-enveloping
sense Of futility and loneliness.
As she moved about, straighten-
ing the room, preparing supper,
her thoughts tumbled over one an.
other, came and went quickly, OIL
tumble Of confused and unconnect-
ed impressions. She had cried when
John Harmon went away; it seemed
strange now that his going had
mattered 50 much. Perry had
been terribly upset because she no
longer loved John Harmon; she
couldn't make it seem important.
Nothing any longer had any i'm
portance. She felt very tired and |
very empty-like the shells you
picked up on the beach-washed
clean Of everything, smooth and
hard and empty.
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SKILL Is A PRECIOUS THING

SKILL IS A PRECIOUS THING
Life ID short and the art Is long
experience Is fallacious and judgmen,
difficult. said Hippokrates, the Fathe,
of Medicine. Twenty-Five centuries
later Goethe rehashed it to say thai
opportunity u transient. Longfellov
worked the same thought into hi
Psalm Of Life and according to IA,
guide, counsellor and constant play.
mate, Bartlett, bless his heart, ever
old Chaucer used Q dash Of it In hi
1.-THE Assembly Of Fowles' -"The lyfs
50 short, the craft 20 long to lerne.
Cross my heart, had almost q poetic
thought to express concerning skin II
medicine. but what's the use. Hippok.
rates said It Ill. and these small Il,
have beat me to It.
Just the same. what q tremendouI
difference skill makes In a doctorl
Southern woman writes:
About two years ago I began to
have my tonsils extirpated by
electric diathermy, since you so
highly recommend 1t. I was then
81 years old, and not very strong.
I selected DR..
(The doctor the lady names Is
an eye, ear, nose and throat spe-
cialist Of good standing. though
I do not know whether he is skill
ed in diathermy extirpation Of the
tonsils).
After nearly four weary months
he thought I'd have no more
trouble.
The pain In my neck and ears
did clear up considerably. but by
the fall my tonsil stumps were
sore. and I began to feel the old
pains and am anxious to try
diathermy again!
There are three specialists here
who do that work (the lady names
them)-Can you suggest which Of
these I should 60 to? The other
specialists here and my family
doctor do not recommend dia-
thermy. But really am afraid
70 have my tonsils cut out. So
that i why I want q man who
can do the Job right this time.
The public Is reluctant to learn
except BY painful experience, that i
Is better sehse 70 choose 4 skille<
man the first time, even though 70,
fear the doctor may charge q fair fet
for his skin.
This woman's fear OF the ordinar,
tonsil operation = entirely warranted
In fact, II I am not sadly misin.
formed about the pathology involved
any one should think twice befor,
submitting TO removal Of the tonsil,
BY the old-fashioned method, gull.
lotine and snare. under general anes.
thesia. TO Wit, first about the risl
70 life involved In every such opera.
ton: and second about the soreness
of throat and complete o. partial dis.
ability inevitably attending such /
crude assault. say crude advised,
and am prepared to justify the tern
By the records.
DiatheFmy has it, failures q dis.
appointments, particularly when TIN
opesater lacks skill. and heaven know,
. lot Of unskilled operators ere dab,
bling IN this fled, even shystegs VIII
are not medically qualified ct I'll.
Given Q Skilled operator. diathern,
u The one best bet to- such cases q
this southern correspondent describes
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
CheHin4 the Rag

Please tell me how can stop my 3
year old son from chewing the sheet,
pillow case Or any linen or cotton
cloth he can reach. IN. b.
Answer-Rinse all such linens with
. decoction Of quassia. Steep or boil
IN ounce Of quassia chips in q quart
OF water. This makes q very bitter
taste, which the youngster will not
like ct al.
Photography
e It harmful to work with photo
graphic chemicals. such as in printing
and developing, In the home? After
working with these about two weeks
developed q chest cold R. H.
Answer Ordinarily there Is no In
jury to health involved in such work.
Heaven knows what q 'chest cold"
may be.
GarEIo
Is 1t harmful to gargle salt water
regularly before going to bed? You
state that when disease germs are
killed by an antiseptic the defense
germs are killed with them. II this
is SO would I be opening the throat
to infection II discontinued gargling
salt water? III. To
Answer-No, child. stated no such
thing. What said is that anything
that kills disease germs In the body
tissues is quite as likely to destroy
the cells Of. the tissues. too. should
not insult my own throat by gargling
with salt and water.
Copyright. 1884, John F. Ollie Co..
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! txisd % hard q make good. but !
just couldn't make it.--eherjff Lillian
Holley, Crown rolnt. Ind, where
DilnngsF escaped
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This 10 financial independence
week. How We would like to observe
II.
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The air lines have been the victims
OF well-conceived plan Of a few
men, with purely selfish interests, to
ruin the present air transportation
system OF the county.-Richard w.
Robbins, president Of T. w. A.
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Editorial Comment

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trend Of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or Disagree
With The Tribune's policies.
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Japan Is rapidly becoming Amer
icaniaed. We are adopting the ways
q your country because We have
found they are the best ways.-9am
ohebo, publisher, Japan Times.
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I intend to enter politics In my IA
tive state . soon g I give up my
screen career. Furthermore, ! intend
to b first woman governor Of Ala
hama.-0ail Patrick, movie actress.
Evening star., 1934-12-18
Spring Grid Drills, Condition
And Mobile Defense Net 'Bama
Its Rep, Coach Thomas asserts

since the week preceding the open
ing of the season in the latter part
of September. Howell starred in
every game. He had been trained to
maintain the condition and funda-
mentals to be able to meet the re-
quirements of an outstanding player.
Varies Notre Dame Attack.
THE Tide employs the Notre Dame
system of attack. We use a
huddle system rather than the
usual method of the Rockne coached
teams in having the quarterback call
signals from open formation.
have added several innovations Of
my own to the system. We use a
half punt formation which I have
found to be successful. This forma-
ton calls for speed, accuracy and
blocking.
The defense which we use Is the
seven-man line with a diamond
shaped backfield. However, it is
sometimes necessary to change the
defense to meet with the attack of
the enemy formation. Therefore, we
often are using a six-man line with
the center rowing behind the line of
scrimmage.
The defense Of team is not estab-
lished. Enemy coaches are too apt to
change their offense to do this. A
team well drilled in the fundamentals
is able to fit itself into a defense
which can halt the opposition.
Evening star., 1934-12-18
BY FRANK Fl. THOMAS,
Head Foot Ball Coach, University Of
Alabama.

Aldpdulh.
r UNIVERSITY, Ala, December
18.-The coaching methods
which I employ at the Uni
versity of Alabama are simple,
yet I believe that they cover all that
is necessarily required to produce a
winning foot ball team.
Rules and regulations are not strict
and hard. However, we have a code
OF training rules which the boys are
expected to live up to.
There is the essential requirement
that they watch their diet and be in
shape at all times during the season.
Sufficient hours of sleep and rest must
be had and then-the most important
requirement-that their scholastic
average must be upheld by proper
amount of study.
The boys here at the university have
co-operated 100 per cent. We sched-
ule our practices and meetings before
time. Hence, absences are unknown.
A winning spirit is carried by all.
This I believe to be one OF the main
reasons for their great record. The
desire to win as well as to cooperate
with the coaching staff and the other
players on the team is one OF the
most important requirements OF any
player.
Evening star., 1934-12-18

YEXT time Morris Simon, Wood
~ mont Country Club president,
goes out to play golf with Leo
pold Freudberg, he is going to keep
score. OF course it's all in fun, and
Simon is joshing, but he insists that
Leo forgets certain little matters In
connection with score-keeping.
For instance, Simon says, he was
playing with Bill Illch against Freud
berg and Stanley Fischer little while
ago, giving them half stroke on the
low ball. I'VE were about eight points
up at the eleventh. After winning the
next two holes I turned to Freudberg,
who was keeping score, and asked him
how many points we were up, and he
replied, Five At the end of the
round we were fortunate to get out at
all.
"On the following day I told the
story to Fulton Brylawski in the pres
ence of Freudberg, and asked Brylaw-
ski if he knew by what type Of arith-
metic such results could be obtained.
whereupon Freudberg answered: The
pencil is mightier than the club"
Freudberg was kidding. of course. as
all VI Gil d4C. oCbWCClA CAAA Why AAofS
a lot Of fun out there at Woodmont.
NO ONE ever would suspect 1t. but
N Gene Vinson, District champion
who has gone back to Meridian,
Miss, to take job in shirt factory,
has been married When a schoolboy,
Gene fell in love with a young woman
in his home State and married her.
The marriage didn't stick, for 1t was
annulled before many days.
VERY year about this time flock
r., of members of Washington Golf
and Country Club get a screed
and hopeful promise of better things
from Clarence Jones, the colored boy
who has held down the job of chief
locker boy and servant extraordinary
at the club for more than two decades.
Here is Clarence's latest literary effu-
sion:
"As happy as the golfnq gink
Whose f5-tooters dl,Ddys sink
May this years Christmas be.
"As merry as the CHEEKY mutt
Who neDer missed 10-inch putt
May this years Christmas be.
"As joyous as the son-of-d-gun
Who neuer lost on number one
May this years Christmas be.
"As blithesome as the sor-ot-d-cook
Who neUer sliced one in the brook
May this years Christmas be.
"As caretree as the lad of skill
Who does his golfng in the grill
May this years Christmas be.
And for a year that hears no modnS
From, partners who at best are drones
Accept the ipish OF Clarence Jones'"
There are locker boys and locker
Evening star., 1934-12-18
SECOND WISTERT LOOMS

ANN ARBOR, Mich. @.-The
name of another Wistert may appear
in University of Michigan line-ups
before many seasons have passed.
Alvin Wistert. brother of Francis
Whitley" Wistert, star foot ball tackle
and base ball pitcher for Michigan
the last three years, has moved here
and enrolled for the Summer at Ann
Arbor High School.
Alvin, only 18, already Is an inch
taller and 10 pounds heavier than
his older brother, who stood feet 5
and weighed 212. He played foot ball
and base ball at Carl Schurz High in
Chicago and expects to enter Michi-
gan in the Fall Of 1885.
Evening star., 1934-12-18
of the Baltimore Country Club, which
also has watered fairways.

VI tllC 0dlJAlIlOlC SOulitiy S4dby WAlASAl
also has watered fairways.
n IRDIES galore are flying from the
n blazing clubs Of Roland Mac
Kenzie these days as the young
Congressional pro tunes up his game
for the Pacific Coast and Florida tour
he intends to make, starting about
January /, with Mrs. Mackenzie. Ro-
land picked up five birds in a round
at Columbia (his old stamping
grounO yesterday, to score a par 10
for the round. He bagged brides on
the first, third, twelfth, thirteenth
and sixteenth, missing puts for birds
on the seventh and seventeenth. Fred
Mcleod, with whom Roland played,
scored a 70, while Albert r. Mac
Kenzie, Roland's father, scored rs.
Freddie is playing SO holes every
day, his regular routine calling for lS
each morning with William w. Hin
shaw, the former opera star. and ID
more in the afternoon with another
member or group of memebers of Co.
lumbia. Hinshaw scored a 76 yester-
day, with on the par-3 seventeenth,
covering the first nine in 40 and get
ting home in 36, where a 3 on the
seventeenth would have given him a
"a and IA.
But Freddie gave all the boys some-
thing to think about by playing a
round of the course in company with
Warren w. Wheaton in one hour and
25 minutes Always fast player,
Freddie steps up and hits the ball
without wasting any time, and in a
twosome he fairly flies around that
course. An hour and As minutes is
slow time when the little Scot plays
In a two-ball match.
Freddie arrived at the fifteenth tee
the other day just in time to see an
ace made on the seventeenth. 1t came
from the clubs of G. H. Mattingly, who
used a mashie on the hole, now being
played to temporary green below
the hill while the regular green is
being resodded after having been re-
built. The present seventeenth plays
about $50 yards in length.
Evening star., 1934-12-18
j. s. PROS PLAY
AMAzES NASSAU
New Tourney Mark Looked
for in British Colonial
Open Golf Event.
BY the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
N NASSAU, Bahamas, December 18.
N -Nassau's first big money golf
Y tournament since the boom
days of 1928 started today as
field of 81 players teed of in the
$1,000 British Colonial open.
Gene Sarazen, winner of the last
tournament after play-off with
Johnny Farrell. has remained the
islands unofficial open champion for
six years.
This year, however, Col. Henry l..
Doherty, hotel owner. and Gov. Bede
Clifford bid for the prize-seeking golf
artists.
Headed by Olin Dutra, United States
open champion, many Of the prize
winners in the Miami Biltmore open
last week few here during the week
end in special aerial ferries to try
for the top prize of $500.
Nassau fans still were gasping over
the disdain the American pros showed
for par yesterday in their practice
rounds. Al Watrous, Birmingham,
Mich, cracked perfect figures by three
strokes with IS, going out in 80
with the help of four brides.
1t was generally conceded the "a
shot by Macdonald Smith for the
best round in 1928 might be lowered.
Dutra, victor in the Miami Biltmore
tournament, turned in 66 yester-
day as he teamed with Gov. Clifford
in a best ball match against Billy
Burke and Willie Macfarlane.
The tournament will end Thursday.
Evening star., 1934-12-18
DUE SOON TO OWN
BRAVES OUTRIGHT
Has Paid Back $4,000 OF
$289,000 He Borrowed.
Scores MeddIers.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
~ OSTON, December 18.-Emil
* Fuchs, president of the Boston
Braves base ball club, today
stated that he had no inten-
ton of giving up base ball to conduct
a dog track. subject that raised con-
siderable furore at the recent major
league base ball meetings in New York.
Fuchs recent application for a
license to operate a dog track, a re-
quest that has yet to be acted upon,
created a wild storm in base ball cir
cles.
Il am and always have been," he
said, "the majority stockholder of the
Boston Braves I was indebted to Mr..
Charles F. Adams of Boston to the
extent of S269,000. I have paid him
S210,000 of this, and the balance, plus
interest, is not due until next Summer.
Tells Real Situation.
"TF am permitted to work out my
own solution without the issuance
of further comments, well in
tended or otherwise, these remaining
payments will be made as promptly
as the $4,000 I have already paid
and will enable me to enjoy my home
life here without further embarraSs-
ment."
Several days ago Adams, who not
only directs one of New England's S
largest chain store combines but also
the Boston Bruins club in the National
Hockey League, expressed the hope
that he would not be compelled to add
a major league base ball club to his
already heavy responsibilities.
During the New York base ball
meetings Adams met his chain store
business associate, Jacob Rupert,
owner of the New York Yankees, and
they engaged in what the Boston man
described as an 'ainless discussion"
about Babe Ruths future.
During their conversation Adams
told Rupert that the Boston Braves
would be delighted to sign up Ruth as
their assistant manager if the Ameri-
can League was unable to find place
for the former Sultan of Swat.