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Evening star., 1934-07-02
NATIONS RING CARD
DEVOID OF FEATURE
Brief, Colorless Program Opens
With Show Tonight at West
Springfield, Mass.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
~ IEW YORK, July "A brief and
Y entirely featureless boxing
schedule is on tap for the
Nations fans this week. The schedule:
Tonight-At West Springfield,
Mass, Tom Jones, New York, vs. K. o.
Castillo, Maine, welterweights, 8. At
New Orleans, Eddie kid Wolfe,
Memphis, VS.. Willard Brown, In
dianapolis, lightweights, 10. At Mil
waukee, Lou Scozza, Buffalo, VS.. TAFT
Littman, Milwaukee, light-heavy-
weights, 10. At Jersey City, joey
Fernando, Jersey City, VS.. Calvin Reed,
Philadelphia, and Harry Carlton VS..
Young Terry McGovern, all light
weights, each 10.
Tomorrow "A Portland, Oreg,
Andy Bundy. Oakland, Calf, VS.. Cecil
Payne, Louisville, nghtweights, 10. At
Colorado Springs. Colo, Joe Click,
New York. VS.. Baby Joe Cans, Den
yer, welterweights, 10.
Neutrality-suspicious..
Thursday-At Chicago, SheWbridge
Field. Kid Leonard, East Moline, Ill,
VS.. Solly Dukelsky, Chicago. middle
weights. 10, and Sherald Kennard,
Fargo, N. Oak, VS.. Pee Wee FARRELL
Fort Wayne, Ind. welterweights, g.
Friday-At Hollywood, Calf, Man
uel CPancho) Villa. Mexico, VS.. Tony
Herrera, FL Paso, lightweights, 10
Saturday-At Walnut Beach, Conn.
Jackie Davis. Cleveland, VS.. Steve
Halaiko Buffalo, lightweights, 10.
Evening star., 1934-07-02
SHIFTS HIS GEARS
FOR OLYMPIC BID
Bowen, Once 440 Ace, Try
ing 1900 Meters in Effort
to Make Team.
BY the Associated Press.

DS tilC hoSOSldttu 1859
TR RTE, Pa.-Fleet-footed Pete
r. Bowen intends to take the
l. 1886 Olympics in stride
different stride, however,
from the one which carried him
to many victories in the spirits
and quarter mile for the Uni
versity of Pittsburgh.
Pete, one of the Nations best 440-
men two year. ago, !r lends to make
himself over into long distance run
ner between now and the time for
trials for the Berlin games. Always
sprinter through a bright scholastic
and collegiate career, he's grooming
himself now for the mile run or its
Olympic counterpart, the 1.500 meters.
Bowen's change of heart Cor change
Of pace) is inspired largely by ad-
vancing age-athlete's age, that is
"I'll be 20 years old when the next
Olympics rolls around" he says, land
I want to be entered in the event
where I'll have the best chance of
making that team"
A taste of middle-d distance work
while at Pitt gave Bowen the idea
he might grow up" into star at
longer yardages. He once ran the
$50 in SO fat in practice, only 2 lilo
seconds off the world record.
Bowen was National Collegiate A.
A. quarter-mile champion in 1882. but
in the Olympic trials was eliminated
when he drew the same qualifying
heat as Blazing Ben" Eastman Of
Stanford.
Evening star., 1934-07-02

National City Junior.
Washington Maid, 9; Clarendon, s.
Police League.
Merrick Boys Club, 13; No. 5
Police Boys Club, 6.
Forestville Community Center, 8;
Maryland Aces, T.
Independent.
st. Mary's Celtics. 5; Chevy Chase
Grays, 0.
Silver Hill A. C., 10; suitland
A. c., S.
E. w. A., 10; Seabrook, 6.
Brinkleys. 13; Columbia A. c., S.
South End A. c.. 9; Clarendon Car
dinals, 8.
Washington A. c., Is; Rex A. c.. /.
Isherwood. 10; Virginia White
Sox, 3.
Benning Midgets, 9; Crimson
Midgets, T.
Monroe Cleaners, 20; Clarendon In
sects, 10.
Monroe Clenaers, 81; Palace A. C
r.,
Georgetown A. c., II; Oxon Hill
Firemen, 7.
Maryland A. c., 4; Mount Vernon
Cyclists, 2.
Crimson A. C. Midgets. /; Congress
Heights Midgets, o.
AZtecs. 6; AdelphiteS, 4.
Metropolitan Police, 8; Annapolis, 7.
Brandywine. 7; Woodmen of
World, 6.
Grays, 5; Washington Clowns. 3.
Horning jewelers.. 4; Forestville, g.
Evening star., 1934-07-02
SSURXAnGnDT OEE TIME TEE
by w. R, Me CALluM

Spring with a card of 70-8-62. c.
S. Brunswick and H. H. Shinnick were
second with 77-l2-65.
At Beaver Dam the victors in the
modified blind bogey tourney were
r. M Brown, Frank Baggett. c. Will
liams, L. E. Meany, E. R. Strong. H.
L. Jones, L. F. Johnson, ]. Goings, p
Nutwell. B. Kimball, v. Cameron and
J. H. Vance.
The sweepstakes tourney at Wood
mont went to I. j. Mazo, with a card
of 100-30-70. Les Clan was next
with 83-11-72. and Cecil kaufman
finished third at 94-22-72.
A RMY-NAvY CLUBS class B team
~ pounded out a one-point victory
over the Washington Golf and
Country Club second team at the
service club The summaries:
J. e. Clark and ]. J. Lowry Army
Navy, 3; Guy Mckinney and William
Middleton Washington. o; Capt. H
e. Willis and Maj. A. p. Hume ARMY
Navy, lls: Jimmy Black and Ward
Mccarthy (Washington). / q: Comdr
w. A. Buck and Capt. Kent army
Navy. 2; J. N. Bradley and E. F.
Mcintyre Washington. /: E j.
Gallagher and Capt L. P. Davis
(Army-Navy). o: Frank Williams and
M. J. Wiegand Washington. 3.
Over at Congressional Professional
Roland Mackenzie is producing some
golf as warm as the weather. Roland
played his home layout in SO shots
yesterday for his fourth consecutive
sub-par score. He had 68 last week.
with a 81 on the last nine. r. D.
Mullowney and Frank Cooper watched
Roland bag the SO yesterday.
Two Journeys were in progress today
at Woodmont and Indian Spring.
Tine l8-hole medal play event for the
Times Trophy found a field of IS
women at Woodmont, while a group of
amateurs and pros from the mid
Atlantic section we're vieing at In
dian Spring.
r. Cliff McKimmie. well-known
professional at the Fountain Head
Country Club has just set a record
for his layout at Hagerstown, Md,
playing the course in IS strokes. He
was out in 81 and home in "a. play
ing the course six strokes below par,
with seven brides on his card.
Evening star., 1934-07-02

p ENWOOD GOLF AND COUN-
~ TRY CLUB, where the Ma
r. tional Capital open golf
championship is scheduled
again for this Fall, is plan
ming to increase the ante in the 1894
version of the tourney, again bringing
it up to $2,500, which was the purse
for the opening Journeys in 1881 and
1882. Those Kenwood folk, satisfied
with the way the 1888 edition of the
open was run of, now see their way
clear to raising the size of the pot.
They effected material reductions in
operating expense last year and made
a little money on the 1888 tourna-
ment. With further economies to be
brought about this year and the hope
for better weather they have about
decided to raise the purse back to the
old figure of S2,500.
While the date has not yet been set
it is fairly definite that 1t will be in
November, to tie in with the date tur
the Mid-South open at Pinehurst,
thus getting another banner field of
pros who make the trip to Pinehurst
and stop off in Washington to play
in the kenwood tourney. Paul Run
yam won the National Capital open
last year with a card of 21l, one
stroke above par for the course.
This year under present plans, the
tourney will be stretched out to u
holes, which will give the club more
chance to pick up few dollars in
gate fees and will provide more en-
tertainment for the paid customers.
Bob Barnett, stroking the ball like
a machine, waltzed around the Wash
ington Golf and Country Club course
in 70 yesterday. even though he
missed a 2-foot putt on the final hole
for var 4. His mines were 36 and "a.
DR. G. r. HUFFMAN had one of
those dream rounds hoped for
by every golfer when he played
the Washington course in 70 strokes
to spread-eagle the field in the week
end match play against par tourney.
DR.. Huffman, playing with handicap
of IL strokes, finished 8 up on par.
Fred L. Marx, with IL handicap, fin
ished up, Frank Persons, DR.. j.
Hawfield and Charles Molster all fn-
ished l UP.
A good many of the golfers were
discussing Reese Hairs hole in one
achieved Saturday afternoon. Reese
made an ace on the ninth hole
year ago, and after that feat put his
name in as a member of the hole
in-one club Some of the boys chided
Hair. accusing him of fguratively
locking the door after the horse had
been stolen. But he stopped all the
conversation Saturday with another
ace and, in addition, collected the
jackpot.
Leroy Sasscer, who claims golf is
kids game. isn't doing so badly for a
man who has passed 40 years of age
Leroy says the older men do not have
the snap and 60 and confidence of the
youngsters, but he was not lacking in
confidence and snap as he knocked the
ball around Indian Spring yesterday
to whip Parker Nolan in the final
round of the Tribal Bowl tourney.
This he did by the satisfactory margin
Of and l. with both men playing the
course in $50 strokes. Sasscer was l
up at the end of the first round.
John HolZberg and Dan Freshman
won the best ball tourney at Indian
Evening star., 1934-07-02
HARPER AGAIN WINS
VIRGINIA GOLF TITLE
Clips Par to Tie Howell's Mark
of Three Victories in State
Tournament.

BY the Associated Press
V VIRGINIA BEACH. Va, July O.
v Cracking one stroke from par
through 81 holes of match
play. Chandler Harper, 20-year -old
Portsmouth wizard defeated Aulick
Burke. and 5. to win his third State
amateur golf championship here yes
terday.
Playing like the champion he is.
Chandler clipped three strokes from
par with dazzling morning round
of SO and coasted to victory in the
afternoon, despite Burke's courageous
comeback attempt.
His victory gave the Portsmouth ace
a bigger niche in Virginia's hall of
golfing fame, tying the record of
Billy Howell, Richmond star, who also
has three championships to his
credit.
Starting the afternoon round with a
discouragin0 six-hole deficit to over
come, Burke played calamity, but
Chambers experience and steadiness
under fire counted almost as much as
his remarkable shots
Evening star., 1934-07-02
TRIES ON MARTY'S
BROGANS TONIGHT.
Scrap With Frank PetroIle
Doped as SIugging Bee.
PreIimS Interest.
BY FRANCIS E. STAN.

A NEW fistic hope from
n Foggy Bottom steps to
~ the barrier as a wind-up
4 n boxer for the first time
tonight at the Riding and Hunt
Club, anxious to fill the brogans
of the fallen Marty Gallagher
and conceded a $3.50 chance
of attaining his goal in one fell
swoop.
In a scheduled 1O-round tussle,
Phil Fur, lanky welterweight. un-
earthed from the ranks of Wash
ingtons preliminary boys will at
tempt to become the second local
youngster to hurdle the rugged form
of frankie Petrolle, hard-punching
trial horse from Schenectady, N. Y.
Ray Bowen, employing rare
brand of ring skill, turned the trick
three weeks ago, but Furr will bank
his hopes on a kayo wallop in his
right hand to turn the trick tonight.
Defeated only once in IA professional
starts, Furr is rated by many as the
hardest hitting welter in this sector
and is conceded a fine chance of beat
ing the more experienced Petrolle to
a sleep p-producing sock to the jaw
somewhere along the 10-round route,
Furr's first shot at that distance,
Hitter VS.. Hitter.
TN SHARP contrast to that dramatic
Bowen-P Petrolle tussle. tonight's
scrap will be hitter versus hit
ter. If there is any edge in the sock
ing department it is Furr's, but
weighing heavily in Petrolle's favor
is far greater ring experience and
known ability to take it."
The grizzled New York veteran,
loser by a Whisker decision TO Bowen
after thrice flooring Ray. is easily the
most formidable opponent yet faced
by Fur. who lost in his pro debut l8
months ago and since has been unde-
feated. Yet, despite Petrolle's rugged
ness, Furr's handlers are confident
they detected signs of grogginess on
Frankie's part in the tenth heat of
the Bowen fight and freely prophesy
a kayo tonight for the former 3rd
Corps Area welter champ.
Furr it is pointed out. is head and
SnOulderS ABOVE Bowen as Slugger
and should damage and soften up the
brother of the more famous Fargo
Express" long before the tenth round,
The reasoning sounds good. but Furr
is not quite the sharpshooter Bowen
is and there remains the possibility
Petrolle may ram home his best wal
lop first.
BY way of adding incentive to the
battlers tonight Matchmaker Goldie
Ahearn has promised the winner a
bout with Bowen July Is. For Furr
it represents a golden opportunity
to hang his right fist around Rays
sensitive Jaw and establish himself,
For Petrolle return bout with the
man who eked out heartbreaker
wouldn't be the most undesirable
thing in the world.
Evening star., 1934-07-02
D. c. MAY GET SHOOT

The 1885 national skeet shooting
championships may be staged on the
National Capital Skeet Club grounds.
officials of the National Skeet Shoot
ing Association inspected the courses
of the Washington club yesterday
and were said to have been favorably
Impressed
Evening star., 1934-07-02
Prelim Program Promising.

A PROMISING supporting card, on
n paper, is rolled up in a trio Of
six-rounders and a four-heat
curtain raiser, with a scrap between
joey Zoda of New York and Henry
Slegano, Norfolk lightweight, standing
out. Zoda has been generally i'm
pressive in his few local starts. while
Slegano. although new here, has a
knockout over Buck Taylor to his
credit by way of an introduction.
Fetey Bevans of Washington and
Evening star., 1934-07-02
REWARD "SCAB" CADDIES
Given Pay Raise, While Strikers

Given Pay Raise, While Strikers
Are Blacklisted by Club.
WESTON, Mass, July 2 (PD.-A
strike at the Pinebrook Valley Coun-
try Club has obtained higher wages
for some caddies, but not for the
youthful strikers
Approximately 10 caddies struck for
85 cents round instead of the pre-
vailing 75 Yesterday the club man
agement announced an increase to 80
cents for about 35 boys who did
not strike and reinstated 10 Of the
younger boys who did. The remaining
so were blacklisted.
Evening star., 1934-07-02

Mike Scipio of Baltimore, another
pair of welterweights, are to meet in
another six-rounder, with the third
tiff at this distanc1 listing Sammy
Sweet and AL Dintamin, local ban
tamweights.
Bill Howell and Dallas Palmer will
open the show with a four-rounder
Action is slated to start at $3.50
O'Clock, rain or shine, In the cleo
trically-fanned indoor plant located
at Twenty-second and P streets, ad-
joining Rock Creek Park.
Evening star., 1934-07-02
TOMPKINs IN GOLF FINAL.

LIDO BEACH, Long Island, N. Y.
July 2.-Gil Tompkins, 1929 cham
pion. gained the final in the Lido
Country Club golf championship by
defeating Albert E. Peterson, 6 and
4. Tompkins will meet Dr. Walter
Geiger on Wednesday for the 1884
club championship title.
Evening star., 1934-07-02
Records for Week
In Major Leagues

THE weeks records of games won
i and lost, runs, hits, errors, OPP
ponents' runs and home runs
Evening star., 1934-07-02

they've contributed fully to the
standard Of Quality, which GUN.
THEIRS demands. This, the third of
CUNTHER'S brewing operations is
another stepping stone on the road
to CUNTHER'S Quality Beer.
Evening star., 1934-07-02
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
NATIONAL, LEAGUE
20 YEARS AGO
IN The STAR
WASHINGTON defeated New

AI honlN1lON ueledeeu Ne"
" York yesterday, IA, as Jim
Shaw pitched seven-hit ball.
Eddie Foster, Clyde Milan and Ray
Morgan each got two bingles. Jack
Bentley was to pitch the final game
of the series today against New
York.
Norman E. Brookes, veteran Aus
tralian tennis player, showed he is
not yet a hasbeen. when he de-
feated Otto Froitzheim, German
champion.
Columbia squeezed out an 81
win over st. Paul in the RoSedale
League Hurd starred for the win
ners. Adamson. losing pitcher,
famed l3 and socked a two-bagger
and astriple.
Evening star., 1934-07-02

Four home town boys have made
good in the Indianapolis 500-mile
automobile race Ray Harroun.
Howdy Wilcox, Joe Dawson and
wild Bill Cummings.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28

poor, she knew that she loved him,
that he would be true and fine all his
life. She hadn't been sure Of it,
though, until Milly Gooch had flung
the truth at Galloway that night in
the smithy. She had wanted love with
out risk Of heartbreak; it looked as If
she would get heartbreak without love.
The morning after the cattle barn
had burned to the ground, every able
bodied man in the village had dropped
his own work to help rebuild. Each
man of the scorched, chastened crew,
who had been able to use his hands,
had tried to do the work of three in
the woods. They had been billeted In
barns. They ought to work their arms
off-hadn't their rioting caused the
damage? That wasn't quite fair; the
truck which Len Galloway and Wal
ter Gerard had dumped at their door
had been the real cause.
The new building had gone up as
quickly as If a Radio City engineer
had waved a magic wand. In appre-
citation Of the neighborly spirit, Rod
ney Gerard was giving Christmas
eve party to the townspeople. Milly
Gooch would not be among those pres
ent. She had left the Puffers' the day
after the fire.
Although David spent most Of each
day where the crew was working, he
never mentioned Rodney Gerard. They
were shutting her out. She would
have loved to help in the preparations
she adored getting ready for par
ties-but:
"I couldn't crash In AMI offer my
invaluable assistance. could n" she in
terrogated the emery wheel, but the
wheel merely threw Off spiteful little
shower of pumice in answer.
Her thoughts kept pace with her
foot on the treadle. Would Rodney
Gerard come for the collar? Perhaps
he had forgotten 1t. What would she
do with It? She would hate like the
dickens to remind him. 1t had proved
expensive. If they were friends as
they had been that day he had ordered
it.
Why live over that? 1t only made
her heart ache as IL something were
squeezing 1t unbearably. Why had
she been so obsessed with the idea
that a man of wealth couldn't remain
true to the marriage covenant2 The
fact that her brothers wife and her
sisters husband had been philander-
ers was no excuse for misjudging
Rodney.
"You shouldn't be working without
light, Miss Prue."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
Hiking $50 Years Old

Hiking is not modern, according to
information revealed In London. 1t
was called "pedestrianism" over a CEN
fury ago, but the pastime was the
same, according to description in
the Sporting Magazine, published In
1892. The opening paragraph Of the
article on pedestrianIsm declares that
1t is IAN exercise which :. has
lately risen into much notice." It re-
lates that Foster Powell. Of Leeds, for
a hundred-guinca wager, walked from
London to York and back In five days,
In the middle Of November. He after
ward accomplished several similar
feats, and in his fifty-seventh year was
still taking on bets. In 1765, accord
ing to the magazine, "a young woman
went from Blencogo in Scotland to
within two miles of Newcastle In one
day, which Is about 72 miles"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
last piece of Christmas work. T
morrow would be Christmas.

last piece of Christmas work. To
morrow would be Christmas.
Christmas! Two weeks since the
firel She had not seen Rodney Ger
ard. Every moment she could spare
|. from work outside had been spent at
her bench, and he had not come to the
red brick house. David rarely men
toned him. Why should he come?
What modern man would be interested
in a girl who passed out cold" in an
emergency?
Her face burned. Why, why had
she collapsed-for the second time In
her life-like a mid-Victorian heroine
in crisis, when she might have gone
on helpingl Even the fact that she
had forgotten to eat before she started
on her man hunt, that her heart had
stopped when the girder fell, as she
supposed on Rodney, was no excuse.
She extinguished the lamp under the
crucible and glanced at the bay win
dow. Time enough to set the stones
before she dressed for the party.
The party! She opened a white
packet and poked the cat's-eyes on the
tissue paper into the order in which
she would use them. How they
glowed! They were like eyes. In
scrutable eyes. Like Rodney's the
night they had met hers over Jim Arm
strong's shoulder. What had he
Thought when he saw her clinging to
his friend? Only one thing he could
think after she had told him that she
was engaged to Jim. She had lied to
set an insurmountable wall between
them, and then she had found that no
barrier was needed because, rich or
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
MISLEADING MELODY

"You can learn a great deal from
old songs" remarked the light-heart-
ed statesman.
'They may be misleading" an
swered Senator Sorghum. "When
posterity revives we Have No Ba-
nanas' large number of persons
may be led to infer that with all
our crop failures the most we have
had contend with was a scarcity
of tropical fruit. Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
NO JOKE

"Well," the recent bride was asked,
what have you learned since you
became a mans meal getter?"
''That there are lot Of things
about it besides onion to bring tears
to the eyes," she sighed.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
HIGH CLASS BEGGING

Lord Blessus-My solicitor will
call on you to arrange the marriage
settlements.
Mr.. Multirox-He'll hafta do some
expert solicitin' to make me come
across with more'n 1 promised you.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
Busy

BUSY
Caller-I would like to see, the
Judge, please.
Secretary-Pm sorry, sir, but he Is
at dinner.
Caller-But, my man, my errand
Is important.
Secretary-It can't be helped, sir.
His Honor is at steak.-Pearson's
Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
CHAPTER XII

Bent over her work bench, the
sleeves Of her green linen smock rolled
above her elbows, Prudence was In
tent on soldering the last link In the
collar for Jeans kitten.
Finished. And piece Of work
which made her artistic self purr
when she looked at It. This was the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
Case of Necessity

"What was the inspiration for your
success?" the rich man was asked.
swell, frankly" he grinned, sit
was the meals my wife cooked when
we were first married. / realized
right off I'd have to earn enough to
hire cook If l didn't want to die
of Indigestion"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
couIdn't Blame Him

Blinks-It always surprises me to
see a big, strong fellow like you
shudder every time there is peal Of
thunder.
Jinks-It always reminds me Of
what / get at home.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
She Wa. Willing

Curate (admiring a bowl of bulbs)
How lovely to think it will soon be
opening time, Mrs. Bird.
Mrs. Binks-Well, now, and who
ever would have thought of you say
In thing like that! But I'm game
to pop out for a quick one if you
feel like it.-London Tit-Bits.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
Don't Be So Modest

Visitor-And what's your name,
my good man?
Prisoner-9742.
Visitor-Is that your real name?
Prisoner-Naw, dat's me pen name.
Santa Fe Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
Good Reason

visitor-Will you marry me right
away? te
Girl = Ww-w-why III scarcely
know you!
Visitor-That's why / want you to
marry me right away.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1934-12-28
THROUGH THE READING GLASS
Diasnosied

"Doctor," said the pest who al,
ways was trying to get free medical
advice. II have the queerest noises
in my head; what do you suppose
causes it?"
maybe the wheels in there need
oiling," he snapped.