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The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

the road among both white and negro croppers., The latter have been especially susceptible to radicalfsn1.
 Probably the problem of the itinerant siare-cropper will con- tinue despite the present con. cern of the Brain Trust.
 Many croppers prefer the indo. lent dependence they have al- ways known to an independence won only by aggressive industry. It is dangerous and unecofiomic, in the South show that 1t is true, show that the A has a problem which will test its most ingenious Brain Truster for solution. ss
 MERRY-Go-RoUND
 Few members of the senate, even, know this, but the senate chamber has a double floor. Un- derneath is a magnificent white. tiled flat floor which Is never seen. On top is the present tered floor, really no more than a wooden superstructure set on the tile. Hidden trap doors pro. vide entrances to the space be. tween All elevators in the new House office building, only finished two years ago, are being replaced because they were unsatisfactory. Aside from the fact that the cars fell several times, they had no ventilatnig facilities, were comparable all summer to a broiling oven Least seen of all figures in Washington, yet a very iniport- ant one, Is John Hays Hammond, Jr, inventor extraordinary, now working on radio control secrets for the navy. His yacht has been docked at the municipal wharves for nearly a year.. and on It hc works away in a private labor. atory, trying to conquer the mys. teries of wave-lengths and kilo. cycles. The only approach to 1t is by way of the porch of an old warehouse. on which are two gaunt, ominous police dogs whose mouths always are watering for chunk of human leg =. Secretary of War Dern Is an ar- dent fisherman Nicaragua's diminutive charge d'affaires in Washington, Henry De Bayle, :s one of the most celebrated sur geons fin Latin America. Re- gently he took leave of absence to return to Nicaragua to per- form critical operation on hie father--which was entirely suc- cessful =. Nineteen out of twenty Latin American diplomats bear the title "Doctors, but 1t doesn't mean at all what you think the answer is that lawyerfs in those countries bear the title as we'll as physicians. They're doctors of law.
 (C0pyright, 1884, by United Tea.
 trire Syndicate, Inc.)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
A Book a Day
Lived With Eskimos A Year-And Liked It
BY BRUCE CAPTION

Spending a year on a lonely
 island in the Arctic, learning to eat raw fish and seal blubber and
 bunking in unventilated igloos with
 Eskimos, may not look like the
 most ideal assignment possible. But George Hiksch Sutton tried 1t and enjoyed every minute of it; and his book, Eskimo Year," Tn which he describes his experiences, is little less than a long paean in praise of that kind of life.
 Mir Sutton went to Southampton Island, at the mouth of Hudson
 Bay, to collect bird and animal specimens. There was tiny trad ing post there and a native settlc- ment. He installed himself there, and when he was not out collect. ing specimens he was making friends with the Eskimos.
 He found these stone age folk slightly modified by contact with civilization. They wore suspend
 CTS, for Instance, and white mans
 boots, and they used Canadian
 canoes instead of the traditional
 Basicaiiy, however, they were the same primitive, child-like folk
 they have always been--and, incl. dentally, Mir Sutton found them
 very easy to get along with. His book, as a result, makes
 pleasant reading. He tells about the Eslsimos and about the limit less. windswept, and hauntiEgly beautiful Arctic country. about hls trips into the interior. the making of snow igloos, the stories the Es- kimos tell and what it is like tO work in a temperature of 70 dee grees below zero. "Dskimo Year" should give you a couple of very enjoyable evenings.
 Publiahed by Macmillan, the ! book sells for t3.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
Press Comment
BOWL TRAFFIC pRoBLEsa
(New Haven Register)


 westville's football traffic prob. lem, now receiving it's annual air. ing, is one which apparently can not be settled to the pleasure of all concerned, to that of the resi- dents themselves of the section, to the police and to the patrons of the games at the Yale Bowl. It cannot be denied that there are legitimate rights and desires and duties on all sides. The most con. venient approach to. and avenue of departure from the bowl Is q proper desire of game patrons; the most orderly routing of traffic. both vehicular and pedestrian, ia necessary on, the side of the police. At the same time, it seems only fair that if concessions are to be made, as apparently will have to be made, they should be made leaning toward the side of the rea. idents of the community in the vie cinity of the the bowl. Owners of property there have made the sec. ton one of the most delightful in the city; pride in ownership in conspicuoue: as it Is true of any other particular section, residence ought to recommend the strictest consideration for tho protection of residents privileges. If q choice must be made between conven. fences. theirs should certainly not be made secondary.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
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By oCTAVINE


 For persons who believe that hu- man destiny is guided by the plan cts, this daily horoscope is out lined by a noted astrologer. In ad- ditiOn to information of general interests, 1t outlines Information of special interest to persons born on the designated dates.
 All those people who deal in iuxuries or adornments should be careful to-day. Avoid secrecy. Be open in your affairs with women. Treachery for society or social af- fairs is Indicated. Seme Utopians may strive for the ideal which is beyond attainment. If you want an entertainer for q party. choose q magician. Lovers beware!
 To-day's Birthdate
 You have q constructive. period for your employment between January 20 and February 6, 1885. Your financial enterprises should be successful from September 27 through October 6, 1884. Danger December c, [ and 8. 1884. So- ciaily favorable October and (.
 Readers desiring additional ln- formation regarding their horo- scopes nre invited tO communicate with Octayine fn care of this news- paper. Enclose c a cont stamped, beIf.001reoscd envelope.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
Selected Poem
GARDENS

 Eliot Rays Stone in The New York Times) This is a pretty world,
 Like Gertrudes mind, precisely so; Where cosmic bombs are never hurled, And plants and shrubs are in a row. And hedged it is from every wind
 That might bring tidings from afar; Even the air seems strangely thinned, The birds too tanned to try bar. One knows the lightning has not struck The formal garden of her mind. Had I Joves lightning (and the pluck) I'd strike-and be called unrefined. My garden tshould think to tame The earth that like better wild) Would be a bursting rush of flame. With phlox and daisies reconciled. And I would welcome bird and bee, 1, Woodchuck and mouse, and any wind For some day 1t might bring to me Tho fragrant spiceries of Ind.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

Bowling still retains it's popularity in Waterbury. It is ore cold weather sport that when it actually did undergo rem aissance kept the popular attention of all. It is safe to say that in numbers Water bury probably outranks larger cities in this state in the amount of bowling done. That is probably due to the fact that 80 many leagues exist in the city. It is a fine sport, great diversion, and mildly healthful.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
DAILY ALMANAC

| High tide at Milford Saturday Sept 22. i2;19 q. m.. daylight time; low tide, 5:05 a. m.. daylight time.
 All vehicles must be lighted not later than 7;22. daylight time. tonight.
 Sun rises e:3s a. in. daylight time: sets s:b2 D. m.. daylight time.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

A. There are none in Greece: and two in Turkey--one at An- kara and Che other at IstanbuI.
 O. How many loaves of bread will a bushel of wheat maker
 A. About 60.
 c. What is the area of the Cin- cinnati and Chicago ZOOS? k A. Cincinnati ZOO contains SO acres; and Chicago zoo about 172 acres.
 Q: Where in. the Bible is the Golden Rule?
 A. Matthew 7:12.
 If you want n copy of our bulle- tin, History Packets, write to the Waterbury Democrat, Washington Bureau, enclosing five tents in postage stamps.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
Daily Washington Merry Go Round
LII BY DREW PEARSON and ROBERT s. ALLEN

 Cotton PoUp Checks South Spent Necesi Inves
  Now Fooooss Worries Wallace Ineram T White ard Bc Susceptible o Conmun
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
Questions And Answers The Democrats Washington information Bureau
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

Formation of a Hayes-for-lieutenant governor-club in Waterbury should do much to crystalline sentiment in Water bury for our popular chief executive. Not that great deal of specialization is nec- essary. There is no doubt in the minds of anybody but that state leaders well re-. alized the vote-getting possibilities of the mayor when they forced him to accede to their wishes to go on the ticket. That much is expected of him in the coming election goes without saying. And that Mayor Hayes realizes this and is pre- pared to wage great campaign in his home town and throughout the rest of the state is also assured. He is not sell fish in this respect. He does not believe that in promoting his own cause at the expense of his fellow members on the ticket. Every effort he makes towards his own election as lieutenant governor is also aimed to carry those on the ticket with him.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

Kansas City Leftists Are Themselves Split on Isns". That's all right. The rightists aren't exactly in state of per- feet unanin1itY. ~
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
The Art Of Yachting

To the skilled yachtsman, who knows the meaning of every maneuver, and every situation, there is plenty of drama in yacht race. But perhaps most of the onlookers and radio listeners, most of the time, are bored. A yacht race is better appreciated when regarded not as sport, but as spectacle = not as manly strug- gle so much as work of art. It is also, in case like the present international event, great social affair, with the elite of two nations there to see and be seen; but the main value remains artistic.
 What is the most popular of all forms of pictorial art? Probably a picture of a sailboat in action. The picture-lover is charmed by the lines of the boat, by the colors of water and sky. He imagines himself in the midst of all that beauty. The yacht race offers him the same thing in real life, plus sense of many and even, patriotic rivalry. Horse races often make wonderful pictures; yacht races always do. Yachting is the finest type of artis- tic play that we have.
 There is much of the artist in every real yachtsman. This conception may rule out speedboating. Speed has little to do with beauty, and often spells 1t. The very leisure and calmness of yacht ing are it's supreme merit. And it is a wholesome sign that, even while gas engines improve in efficiency, sailing grows popular again.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

Beer is stiil brswed for Co stu- dents by oueen's college. Oxford uhiversity.. England. '<ii
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

Secretary Frances Perkins says she's for good wages and steady flow of prof it's. That's all right with us as long as we get one or the other.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21
A Thought for Today

The revenger of blood himself shall slay tho murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall elay him.-NumberS, 35:10.
 Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance, of justice; injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.-Dr Johnson.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-09-21

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La gaceta., 1934-03-24

briegoS Saber tantaS coSaS com
me han enSenado. nj tOcar ell
piano, nj montar a caballo, nj
vestir con elegancia? GPuedo yo
nunca aspirar a casarme con
otro que no sea como "?
va yes, sin embargo. como
tn madrina quiere unirte a un
titulo.
10 cual es hasta ridiculo.
-Pero 81 en- efecto fueses
hija de ella, Gquien es tn padre ?
No 10 Sc. Jamas me han
hablado de la familia de mi ma
drina. Sc que eS viuda de un Sc
nor muy rico. que ella II es
tambien, que tiene una hija en-
Madrid a la que no We nunca v
que esta casada... No Sc mas. A
CT antaS preguntas he hecho a
mi madrina, ha contestado STEM
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

LUCHAS
VICTORIA DEL HOLANDFe
DRAAK

Ell rudo V mortificante nolan
deS Tom Draak .vencio anoche
a Al Maynard, de Africa del
Sur, p2niendole dos veces la es-
palda en- la Iona.
Draak lanzo a Maynard de.
cuadrilatero y a su vez fue ii,
RADIO.
Ell ciudadano de Africa del
Sur sangr6 de la cara, conce.
diendo la segunda caida en- 90
segundos.
Rodolfo Strongberg, de Ale.
mania, derrot6 al canadense
Peter Seajack, en- siete minu-
tos, y despues venci6 a Andy
Malloy, de Canton, Ohio, en- j
minutes y "a segundos.
Luis PerrinO con una llave
de barrena de aeroplano, triun-
70 sobre Joe Washburn, en- %
minutes y 10 segundos; Peter
Ramos, de Columbus, Ohio, ven
clio a Hack Riggs, de Tampa, y
Billy Wilson, mudhacho local,
alcanz6 la decision sobre Joe
Hardin, de Atlanta.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
BASE BALL
AL LOPEZ FIRMO SU CON.
TRATO CON Ell BROOK
LYN

En- la vista cce hizo aver a
Orlando, el catcher tampeno Al
Lopez celebr6 una conferen-
ligas, firm6 su contrato con los
dodgers" de Brooklyn.
L6pe zcelebr6 una conferen-
cia con ell administrator Bob
Quinn, regresando por la tarde
a Tampa y empezando a hacer
preparativos para unirse al
club manana domingo.
Ell sueldo del va famoso cat
cher flUct1a entire $4,000 y
$4,000.
En- la temporada de 1881 le
pagaron a Lopez 100000, y en-
la de 1882 no lie aumentaron ell
.sueldO.
Aseg1rase que ell Brooklyn lie
habia ofrecido un aumento de
$3.50; pero Il exigi 6una mayor
.cantidad.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

habian de oponerse a que tie
amaSe y me casase contigo. Y
sabes 10 que mi madre me ha
dicho?
-GQue?
ESQ, ito que olga la seno-
RAJ" Como 81 para mis- padres
no hubiera mas voluntad que la
de mi madrina.
Como TODD 10 deben a
ella!
-Aunque asi sea-. Ellos son
mis- padres, Y a ellos correspon-
de autorizar o no autorizar
nueStras relacioneS...
ESQ parece natural.
81; pero aqri no hay NADIA
natural, Bienvenido. GLo eS la
education que mi madrina ha
hecho darme? para que nece-
sitaba, la hija de unos pobres la
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
FRANCIA TENDRA UNA BA
Sc DE AEROPLANOS EN-
GARCIA

Paris, marc 24.-Otro pas7
para vigorizar la detensa mill
tar de C6rcega Sc do aver al
comenzar la construction en- 70
s;diano, costa Este de la ISla.
de I'm gran aeropuerto que per
mitira ell amarraje y aterriza-
Je de aeroplanos.
La extension del terreno eS
de 800 acres Y la obra Sc termi-
nara 10 mas pronto p2ible, sir
viendo como base auxiliar a la
estacj6n de Ajaccio, que eta
siendo agrandada y mejorada.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24


olen' amigo MIC. Yo me siento
con energi2 6astante para IT,
char. ~ til.
70. Po5re de MI. sque
ha9er? Como he de presentar-
me h still a ia madrina? Ahora
oleA: $ aiguien que no sea ella
te molesta, 81 es precise ahuyen
Iafle." entonces tendre toda la
5neIeia Gus SEA ~necesario: te
llspdtaIe d lu.sn Sc atreva a
pohsl los ojos en- tt, aun a ries-
go de nj vida.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
d Que dices a ESQ?

Que no Sc eXplicaria que.
ST, no Sc explicaria... Pero
dime, Bienvenido: Gno te pare
ce eXtrano ese carino tan gran
de que me profeSa? No eS ra-
TO que mis- padres parezcan CO.
mo anuladoS delante de ella, CO.
mo 81 mi madrina fuese la que
tuviera toda la autoridad de ma
DIRE y ellos no fuesen NADIA para
mi?
Isl, 81 Que es raro!
En- esta lucha que por ii
vengo sosteniendo, mi padre Y
mi madre no quieren darme a
conocer su opinion Yo he llo-
RADIO con mi madre. La he dicho
que, siendo hija de unOs pobres
como tn 10 eras de otroS de la
miSma clase, no veia por que
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

La policia tuvo qre custodian
en- Plant Field, al umpire Johns
ton, de la Association America
ma, que sostuvo un altercado
con ell pitcher Mike Janesko, de
la Casa de David.
Los "patilludos" empataron
en- ell octave inning, pero ell Gin
cinnati hizo dos carreras en- ell
noveno, con bases por bolas da-
das pOr Janesko.
Ell pitcher opin6 que ell UNI
pire habia contado nal algunas
de las bolas y surgi6 ell escan
dalito.
Cincinnati 81, 16h, 2e; Barbu-
dos de David, 7c, l2h, lie.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
NOTAS DEL

Los ninos de las escuelas Sc
IAN admitidcs hoy de gratis en-
el juego de exhibition entire Ell
Cincinnati y los Medals Rojas
de Boston.
Para clio Sc ha reservado una
seccj6n especial de las gradas
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
Ell TEMPO

Claro para hoy Y manana.
Vientos moderados del Este y
del Sudeste.
Maxima temperature aver.
81 grades; minima, Sc.
Marea alta a las 1852 p. m.
Marea baja a las 1858 a. m.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
1880, Milton Kellam

Michaux; 1880, Milton Kellam,
orquesta; 7:45, Isham Jones, or
QUesta; sos, Los Canadenses
8;l5, Ralph Schafer, vioIinista ,
800, orquesta de Philadelphia ;
9:15, Alexander Woolc9tt $50
Revista del sabado; 10 90, Ex-
padI ion AntaFtica de Byrd;
$50, Jefes en- Acci6n; 10:45
Bits of Broadway II As, Leon
BelascO, orquesta.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

De tres libros, un pequeno die
cionario de ingles, una geogra-
fla de Cuba y una obra de
Brown Scott. La persona que
los haya encontrado y los en-.
tregue en- ell Consulate de Cuba
sera gratificada, o lame al te-
lefono Y 1911 para pasar a re-
cogerlos.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
PAVLIK VENCIO A BOZO

Cleveland, MARIO 24,-El pc
50 complete George Pavlik, de
esta ciudad derrot6 a Battling
Bozo, el payaso de Birming-
ham, en- seis asaltos.
Pavlik demostr6 superiori-
dad sobfe su contrincante.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

Sc VENDEN negocios oportu.
nos de todas classes en- Miami.
Restaurants, barberfas, zapa-
terias, bodegas, barras, etc. Pa
ra informes escriba a H. D.
Gates, 301 Congress Bldg, Mia
mi, Florida.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

ter johnson sera la primera ba
terra del Cincinnati.
Dase por SECURE que Lefty
Grove, adquirido del Pniladel-
phia por Ia suma de 1925, 900,
lanzara por 10 menos en- 2 inn
ings.
Bucky Harris, que tiene mu-
chos amigos en- Tampa, dirige
ahora el Boston Americana.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

mond, de Baltimore. FL peso de
Raymond era de una libra y m
dia mas que ST. cponente.
La decision lie &plaad.a
poi 81 paDlico.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

Sc NECESITAN tres perso-
mas que deseen ir a Miami o a
Key West en- un buen y como
do autom6vil. Informan en- ell
1922 de la ID avenida, Telefono
Y 1891, Sr. Crandall.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
/ MARCIA FRANCIA HACIA
LA GUERRA CIVIL?

Paris, MARIO 24.-Como re
sultado de las acusaciones y con
tra-acusaciones que han sido
hechas ante la c2misi6n investi-
gador de la reyuelta del seis de
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
INFORMATION
DEL PUERTO
Aver arribaron los vapores
Roanoke, Stella Lykes, St. Ma
ry y Tysla, y la goleta Wauke-
sha.
ESTACION WDAE

A las 500, Pancho y su or
questa; $50, Charlie Carlisle,
tenor; 600, Conozca al artista .
$50, Frederick William Vile,
discurso politico; GAS, Ejerci-
clos de Graduation; 700, Elder
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

En- Miami Beach, Gigantes y
Browns sostuvieron IN desa-
flo de 13 innings, siendo derro-
tado el team de Hornsby, con
anotaci6n de 3 por 4.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
II

I'm aqueI momento apareci6
por el canine que conducia a
I'7 Ru0iaIea, Ju5na Martin, que
quedose sorprendida al yer jun
tos a los dos amantes,
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
BOX I
DERROTA DE PETER NEBO

Baltimore, MARIO 24.-El in.
do Seminole de Florida, Peter
Nebo, perdio aver ell fallo de
los jueces a manos de Lou Ray
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
ROJOS CONTRA Medals
ROJAS

Los Rojos de Cincinnati Sc
batiran hoy en- esta ciudad, a
las 200, con los Medals Rojas
de Boston.
Ernesto lombard y Sylves-
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

Los Cardenales "apabulla-
ron" al Rochester, de la Liga In
ternacional, anotandole 10 ca
rreras, con % hits.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
TONIC ii
A MADRES
QUE DIOS BENDICE

venido, sonri6ndose.
Que asi como no me halo
parecido alguno con mis- padres
10 encuentro cada dia mayor
CON-.
icon quien?
Con mi madrina.
-iAh! Els cierto! Ahora me
haces fijarme... ST, ST.. Tu pa
Dire y tn madre son rubios.
y a mi madrina la he como
cido con ell cabello negro.
-Tus ojos grandes y negros
La gaceta., 1934-03-24
como los de ella.

son como los de ella.
y los de mis- padres azu-
les.
Hay en- tn sonrisa algo que
recuerda la de dona Dorotea...
va sabes que mis- padres
son de corta e%statura y gruesos.
y tn, alta y delgada como
tn madrina...
TODD este me Ia hecho
pensar mucho.
-GY has llegado a supo-
ner...?
81 mi madrina...
= Sera tn madre?
ST.
Bienvenido qued6se pensati-
vo.
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

Folletin de La Gaceta No. 1888
La gaceta., 1934-03-24

Blenvenido quedose pensati-
The Washington times., 1934-10-23
BONUS DEMAND
BY LEGION DUE
At FARLEY
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committee regardless of the
subcommittee recommends
ton. And the convention itself
will vote for immediate cash
payment, no matter what the
full committee recommends"
A host of Administration lead
wrS fought gamely but futiley to
stem the torrent of sentiment de-
manding cash payment of the
bonus from a Democratic PreSi-
dent-just as the Portland con-
1ention two years ago demanded
It of a Republican President.
2S-VOte Margin
The International News Service
poll showed 622 votes, at least,
out of 1,186 favoring a cash bonus
resolution. This was % votes
more than a clear majority of the
convention. BY voting time to-
morrow, the total well may swell
to 900 votes.
The Administrations fight
against the cash bonus was led
by Assistant Secretary of War
Harry Woodring, Lewis johnson,
q West Virginia Democrat and
former commander of the Legion;
Lawrence WeStbrook, assistant to
Relief Administrator Harry Hop
kins, and Roland B. Howell, an
Hole attorney from New Orleans
and former national vice COM
mander of the Legion.
On the cash side were 81 de-
partments, pledged to vote for i'm
mediate payment. These in
cluded Pennsylvania with 70 votes,
Illinois, II; Ohio, 48; Indiana, IS;
Michigan, 80; Oklahoma, 81;
Texas, 81; Minnesota, 20; Mis-
souri,, Is; Washington, 81; Ar
kansas, II; South Dakota, Is;
Mississippi, 13; Maryland, II;
Rhode Island, II, and Puerto Rico,
s, all of which were under in
struction. In addition, Mass
achusetts pledged Al votes to i'm
mediate payment, Iowa pledged
SO; Wisconsin, 80; Oregon, IS, and
North Carolina, 10.
More to Join Move
A dozen more departments will
caucus during the day. Many
more will join the cash bonus
movement.
Many Democratic leaders,
friendly to Mr.. Roosevelt, blamed
the Legion sentiment on the
Presidents Roanoke address. They
said Mr.. Roosevelt had affronted
The Washington times., 1934-10-23
BY KARL M. KAHN
Copyright, 1884. by International
News SerVice)

News Service)
On the wall of the Chicago law
office of Representative Adolph
J. SABBATH, of the fifth Illinois dis
trict, hangs a sheet of parch-
ment-an embossed and tinted
sheet that, under the signature
of the first Napoleon, proclalms
Count Whoosiz" grand COM
mander of the Legion of Honor
A friend of the dean OF the
house, whose name has been men
toned for the speakershlp OF the
Seventy-fourth Congress, dropped
into the Representatives office to
inquire about corn-hog checks, or
the challenge to liberty, or the
winner in the sixth race, and no
ticed the framed rare goat SKIN.
He asked:
"Where did you get that won
derful piece?" :,
Representative SABBATH replied
at amt mine"
"Well, then, why do you have
this here and where did you
purchase this rare historic dOcu-
ment?"
ooh, 1 just bought it because 1t
was pretty"
''HellO, Charlie, where you go
ing?"
Thus asked a friend who me-
Charles Nicholson, publicity mar
for the Democratic National Com
mittee, as he was leaving his Of
flee. Said Charles: