The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1934-10-01

date now
ooh, for III:
Inc calm olo Helen Essary
days." sighed
a Fatigued Feminist, when
the most a woman had to worry
about was how to keep the
Superior Male thinking he was
superior"
Those Glasses of Virginia
everlastingly know how to talk
and what to put on their heads.
Meta Glass, president of Sweet
Briar College, is one of the best
looking women of Mrs. Roose-
velt's Committee for the Mobil-
1zation for Human Needs. More
over, Miss Glass made one OF
the cleverest speeches of the re-
cent meeting and made it in a
cultured voice.
Marian Glass BaniSter, AS
sistant Treasurer of the United
Z States, likewise knows how to
talk and what to wear. And
realizes that becoming nat
and a soft voice help any cause
or position.
Now, Carter Glass, brother OF
Meta and Marian, isn't hand
some like his sisters. Neverthe-
less, the Senator from Virginia
has always worn his hat at a
jaunty angle. And when he
Speaks-well, the reverberations
make the walls of the White
House Jingle.
:, To return to the Mobilization
for Human Needs (the bell-hops
at the Mayflower announced its
dinner as the Banquet for HUI
man Needs.
Mrs. Norman P. Clements, of
New York, another associate Of
Mrs. Roosevelt in the Commu-
nifty Chest Work, has the COM
bination Of personality and ap-
pearance that an artist calls
beauty. And speaks in a de-
lightful voice. Mrs. Newton D.
Baker is brisk and efficient,
OF the younger group, there
is Mrs. Robert F.. McNemer. of
Texas. with a bit of Southern
blarney in her manner.
Every lady at the meeting
wore new fall clothes except
Mrs. Roosevelt. She was in a
white summer frock.
Mrs. Roosevelt just hasn't
gotten around to shopping yet.
All the late returning vaca.
tionists have colds in their
heads. Poor things! They
looked simply marvellous at the
beach and in the mountains
until they began to sniff. Too
bad-what is the point of en-
during a long vacation if you
can't come home and look
much better than the dear
friends who stayed in town for
the summer?
There's Socialism in the
Coast Guard.
Liberty is being trod in the
dust. No-in the sandy beach.
, Mercy on us! Page Mr..
Hoover!
, He should be the first to
know that Admiral H. G. Ham
let, Commandant of the Coast
Guard, said out loud to his
men:
Success in any enterprise
demands that the individual
surrender himself, his own de-
sires, his own opinions, to the
larger good"
This reminds me that instead
Of the Goddess who stands as
q vision of Liberty at the
entrance to the New York
harbor there will be, from now
on, a thin old elephant with
G. o. P. on his sweat shirt
and a fluttering torch in his
right forefoot.
Another post-vacation casualty
view it as you will.
Juanita, who cooked for the
> John Lewis Smiths at their
summer cottage at Rehoboth,
came home with $69.50 in tips
from appreciative guests.
"1'm sorry, Mrs. Smith," said
, Juanita, whose architecture is
like that Of the Capitol Rotunda,
"but I've got to leave you. I
made up my mind to get edu.
Gated. Yes'm. On my tips. I
was going to night school but
it'll take six years for my course
that way. So I'm resigning work
and going to day school,"
What is your courSe?" asked
Mrs. Smith family.
Ancient history, arithmetic,
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