The Waterbury Democrat., 1934-01-25
A little knock--A little boost, First it's mc-Thcn it's you, No harm dOne--It's all in fun.
 (By Miss Lotta StrikesNnspares)

Tho last shall be the first and vice versa aptly described Capt | Robbins attempt to throw Sheriff l Jenusaitis and his deputies Into solitary confinement for 8 games. Had Bobbin received break in that last box of the first game everything would have been Hunky
 Dory but fate dccreed that Jcnu- saltis win the first game by 2 pins and lose the 2nd and 3rd. Joka- | bnitis, Grables, Atty Clarence Bal nnda and Pltcavage moved those
 rins down like nobody's business while Cal Danisavagc with all was
 the only deputy to hit over BOO.
 Whats that! someone remarked
 that Jonusaitis also hit over 300, so tis, 10 tis, he mangled 302 pins. | Pop Zubras with four of A. and Pca-ers rolling scores of 3O6, 323, 3O1 and 307 respectively dumped J0c Yanavicl's Wonder Boys into tiic Valley of defeat for three games which popped Top into first place all by his OwnsOiilc, makes n difference when the girl friend comes back tO the old hOiDc town doesn't it,, ZiIb? Vitainin ABC John McndIc Is anxious to improve lis bowling scores and was overheard asking Charlie SlOkus if there was- mt some way t0 'insuFc" Mcndlc's rolling. Nothing but 800 scores. Not n bad Idea John, let SiOkus Insure your bowling, but don't forget Shcron is In the insurance business too.
 Mazaika t721; kenuusis 1720. with the KennuYis pill-rollers roll ing away with two out of three gLmcs! Captain Max switched his lineup Q bit placing Alderman John Bendler as lead off man in place of Wilson and Wilson's scores of 7b, 84, and 78 remind me of that cryp- tic phrase "If can't lead the par ade l won't march,. no back talk now Wilson. Billy Sardinskas and Captain Mazaika with averages of 103 and 104 are two good reasons why the onion citiyites are winning plenty Of games. and watch this quintet tho last series.
 We win, get we lose, Is q Ripley phrase that truthfully depicts KOplcxh's predicamcnt, but thrcc of KOpiczh's team showed up nt < o'clock to howl, thereby forfciting that game. Hop ShcrOn and Dr Hill came in before the sixth box and were eligible to bowl out the string. KOpicxh 6O7, John Yanavich SSS. You win, yet you lose. sec the point
 Jay Wubbie Stokes as anchor man hit SIS. Al Vaitukaitis SIS. Lieutenant Matt Balanda 3O2 (which is some bowling for MatD while Hop Sheron shook off tbe slump ho was in and scattered tho naples about tho lanes for 346 score before complimenting. Shcron lots walt and see what ho docs to- night. (Who's afraid of the big bad slump. quotes Hop). An exhibition of perfect pinning was given by Southpaw Gus Kankel whom he pinned out a 98 score without mark the second game. Gus had to do some high, wide and handsome bowling nt times but he always came through as his 310 total in- dicnteB. shouldn't be surprised to 50 our Watertown constituent. Jack Milxit emulate Knnkels fcnt as Jack was all eyes every time Gus stepped up to the foul line.
 
 Chap Lasky's ncwsics gave the vaitukaitis SextOns a bowling less son for two games and lost the third one by four pins. One doesn't have t0 try very hard when the op- position have b0wlcrs that bowl ", 77 and s7 scores, nine years from now Morticinn Stokes ought Co bc able to beat ny grandfather. it must he catching too. as ! n0ic that MOrticlan Tom Deiiniks could (lO nO better than 2sS which X 'ininms plenty" for Tom.
 L. I. F. TIDDITS
 IA rive A. nickel for i'd Robbins