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The Washington times., 1934-05-12

It is getting along about the
time when you begin to be rest
less in the old house or apart
ment and are looking for new
lands to conquer. Let me help
you in the new modern and ef-
ficient way to locate your future
home.
NEAR TILDEN STREET ON
CONN. AVE:
Out Connecticut Avenue near
Tilden is a beautiful group of
buildings having apartments of
every size and description. Each
building has separate garages
and janitor of its own. In dec
grafton and appointments these
apartments are in strict accord
ance with the best standards
and are attractive to the highest
degree. The caliber of the ten
ants on every side definitely eS-
tablish the assurance of protec-
ton to the party looking for a
permanent home. Beautiful well
kept lawns, flower beds and love-
ly walks thru the gardens are
open to the tenants of the build
ings. Available now is a two
bedroom, living room, kitchen,
bath and reception hall with
every ssible convenience.
Switchboard service, cafe in
building, elevators and numerous
other advantages are offered.
There are only three vacancies
in the apartment at present, so
I would suggest an immediate
investigation if in ntereste
Rental is $4,000.
10TH AND MASSACHUSETTS
AVE:
In my travels to find small
housekeeping apartments close
to the business section I dis
covered quite nice one. Living
room, reception hall, dressing
room, combination dinette and
kitchen gives a great deal more
space than one would surmise.
All newly decorated, hardwood
floors, incinerator, elevator and
switchboard service are just a
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business opportunities
seSNNN~~~~~~~~NS~~~~ ~~~S~~~SN~S~~~~N~~~~s
RooMING AND BOARDING HOUSES
suits ' and no Publ publicity. E Cali DE. 1854.
UNITED SALES & SERVICE
22O1 MASS. AVE. N. w.
SACRIFICE, restaurant with dance space;
ideal for beer and liquor. Lincoln 1O14O.
WANTED-Middle-a man with $500
and services. For details call D1. S66l
WANTED-Rent window to demonstrate
food products on busy thoroughfare.
MRS. JACKSON. 4400 Kansas Ave.
STORE SPACE
In one of Washingtons largest midtown
apts.. $50 mo. West bldg, Clifton Ter, 14th
and Clifton NV. Mrs McCord. CO. 7744.
~~~~e~N~~~~~~S~N~~ ~~~~~~~~~NI~~~~~Ns~
Real Estate
N~~~~~~~NN~~~~~~~~ ~~~S~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-
Waterfront Properties 62
COBB ISLAND-Choice water front lota
Lowest prices. Routes via Anacostla
DANDY little waterfront home, $l,1OO.
$3.50 cash. Many bargains. H. 5.
BULLS. Kilmarnock Va.
SHADYSIDE. MD. cottages for sale or rent.
SUPERIOR Arm. bungalow on salt water
Large plot, best bathing and fishing;
refined; restricted. If you have $50 cash.
telephone Sterling 9551.
CABIN ON MOUNTAIN LAKE
High, wooded. beautiful view: bathing,
boating, fishing. no nettles. no mosquitoes:
full plumbing, stone fireplace. waterfront
plot rooms and screened porch: 81 miles
D. C.: 81 300. Terms. NE. 9449.
LOG CABIN STYLE
Must sell. Georgia $3.50.
Houses for Sale 65
1923 BAY ST. $, F.. bet. 18th. 10Th. B
poTcRes @ eGSipped for o fs families: sno am: pain
opportunity to buy a home for same as
Scr sfn PSogge 9mg $SGo "TR Ky at SS5 Bay
FOR INVESTMENT
TWO HOUSES
Located on Emerson Street N. E.
Rented for $40 each
Excellent white tenants
Each house is subject to building
and Loan of So 900
To close estate will sacrifice
Each House for $3.50
Terms Can Be Arranged
B. ROBINS, Trustee
55 Rust Bldg MET Os29
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS
One-half block from Central
High School, absolute new-house
condition; clear of any encum-
brance. Can be bought on easy
terms. 3-story pressed brick house,
8 rooms. bath. h.wh., elec. lights.
L. E. BREUNINGER & SONS
Investment Bldg. MAI. 2O4O
MICHIGAN PARK BARGAIN
In New House Condition
1902 18TH PLACE N. e.
In Beautiful Michigan Park Manor
Modern 8-Room House. All improve.
ments. Built-in Garage. Hot-water
heat. Enclosed rear porches. Convenient
to schools and churches.
$4,000 Less Than Original Cost
Terms Can Be Arranged
For Sale to Close Estate by
B. ROBINS. TRUSTEE
SIS Rust Building MET OS2S
OPEN DAILY
A Real Buy-Brick Home
1922 7th st. N. w.
$3.50
SMALL CASH PAYMENT
Six rooms. sleeping porch, recreation
room. hardwood floors front porch, cleo
trlG retriseralon: corner lot: near Graded
and junior high school. churches and
stores. Drive out Georgia Ave, turn east
on Tuckerman St. to 9TH St.
SEE MR.. GANZERT
HENRY j. ROBB, INC.
1924 Vermont Ave. N, w. Dist. S14l
Suburban Houses for Sale 66
F1REPROOF brick house. 2 rms. bath. ga.
rage. well water in house: z mi. Key Bge.,
In Clarendon. Va. $500 X st. Capt. warner.
TAKOMA PARK, MD.
New Groom brick and frame. tile bath.
ODen firenlace hot -Water heat ashestna
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Legal Notices
GEORGE WALTER SMITH. Attorney,
Southern Bldg.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF
COLUMBIA--Holding Probate Court.
No. xB,S62, Administration. This Is to
Give Notice: That the subscriber, of the
District of Columbia, has obtained from
the Probate Court of the District of Co
iumbia, Letters Testamentary on the
estate Of Thomas J. Turner late of the
District of Columbia. deceased. All persons
having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same, with
the vouchers thereof. legally authenticated.
TO the subscriber. on or before the 30th
day of April. A. D. 1885; otherwise they
may by law be excluded from all benefit
of said estate. Given under my hand this
Both day of April, 1894. IDA r. DUFF,
1102 9th st., N W. (Seal.) Attest !:
VICTOR 8. MERSCH. Deputy Register Of
Wills for the District of Columbia. Clerk
of the Probate Court.
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MAY DAY SPECIALS
Take advantage of the special services offered by
recommended firms

Antiques
OiD ANTIQUE HOUSE. INC.
Rare and unusual household decorations
Repairing Antiques q Speciality
S13 PA. AVE. N. W. MA. 56SS
The Washington times., 1934-05-12

COLUMBIA HEIGHTS
One-half block from Central
High School, absolute new-house
condition; clear of any encum-
brance. Can be bought on easy
terms. 3-story pressed brick house,
8 rooms. bath. h.w.h., elec. lights.
L. E. BREUNINGER & SONS
Investment Bldg, MAI. 2O4O
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Real Estate

Lots for Sale 6N
COLORED-19 beautiful lots, 2Ox1OO. in
DC: $3.50 ea.: 81 down. 81 mo. MA. 1850
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Employment
Help Wanted-Temale

COLORED girls for part-time cleaning.
Apply Wash. Bur. 227 Bond Bldg.
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Announcements
Lost

Herald and Times Lost and Found
AdVertisements are broadcast daily
at IL noon oVer VOL at no ad-
ditionaI cost.
The Washington times., 1934-05-12

BOSTON BULL. brindle and white, male.
name Sonny Boy" lost May 9th. l123
Fairmont St. N. W. AID. 1923. Reward.
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Business Opportunities

Confectionery Store. Highest bidder takes
Owner called away. 1898 Pa. Ave. s. E.
FLORIDA AVE. NV, 141-Grocery store
to be sold Immediately; low price.
RESTAURANT over 20 years
by owner: beer and light wines: will
sell reasonable. See this! MET. 6400.
ROOMING AND BOARDING HOUSE. To-
Gated on Goth St. N. ". Income $3.50
per mo. Cheap rent: 5000 down:
2oO1 Mass Ave. N. W. Decatur 1881
ROOM for lunch and beer business on
Wise. Ave. Bethesda, Md. Wise. 2644
ROOMING HOUSE. Owner in hospital. In
come $172 per mo. Rent $65. Price $500
= cash. Rogers. DI. 6O93. 2OS Inv. Bldg.
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Furnished Rooms

Furnished Rooms 79
A ST. s. E., 71O (nr. Capitol and Navy
Yard)-Large front room. nicely furn.;
continuous hot water, phone: reasonable.
B ST. Sc e. 1911. near Lincoln Park
Large Ink. room, I'd floor front.
The Washington times., 1934-05-12

Autos-Used Cars
CHESAPEAKE AUTO co.
1102 11th st. s. e. LINCOLN l0099
ALL MAKES USED CARS AND TRUCKS
BOUGHT & SOLD. USED PARTS q
TIRES
The Washington times., 1934-05-12

Auctioneers
GENERAL Auctioneers and Appraisers.
| Autom obiles a speciality. Official auc-
| tioneer for War and Navy Departments
| GUS EICHBERG
1927 r st. N. W. Potomac 2S7S.
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CLASSIFIED SERVICE
CLASSIFIED SERVICE

MAsSEUSE wanted. one who gives colonies.
Phone Adams 1861.
The Washington times., 1934-05-12

plain cook: must be fond
of children, stay . nights; SO week. 3117
Legation st. n, W. No phone calls.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

may not complain, but Il he : Il
ritable. unusually quiet, and net
interested in play. something d
wrong. What Is it? The only
chance Of . fair guess Is when We
know that the child has been in
contact with a known diagnosed
case. Otherwise. those early signs
and symptoms may mean anything.
That is why it is - essential 70
avoid taking chances. One ease
may start an epidemic with disas-
trons results. Il il ne time to
guesa Only one safe and sane
course Is opan to the school. and
that is immediate exclusion Of eE-
cry pupil showing any deviation
from normal health It pays 70 be
over careful at such times. At
tendance records are Of no impor-
lance when child health. maybe .
life, is at stake.
Next week Dr.. ireland spiu serite
about the isnportance of milk and
other protective foods IN promoting
tie growtA Of childrsR.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
RESULTS OF OUR RAILROAD POLICY

Few people have any definite realiza-
ton of what hard times and an inequitable
railroad policy have done, from the prae-
teal standpoint, to our rail systems.
In 1888, there was more abandon
ment of railway mileage in this country
than in any year in history. Thousands of
miles of line were dropped-because the
railroads, faced by mounting costs and de-
ereasing business, could no longer pay the
bill. The larger percentage of the aban-
donment was in western territory, and con-
sisted of branch, or feeder lines, which
connected outlying territory with trans
continental railroads.
Those lines played great part in the
development of western America They
Were the direct means of bringing people
to unpopulated territory, people who es-
tablished towns, built factories and de-
veloped farms. Without railroad service,
they could not have done that-they would
have had no way of disposing of their pro-
duce. Now. with the lines abandoned,
many of them are again cut off from civil
ization, so far as commerce is concerned.
Iron-handed regulation and excessive
taxation have been the lot of the railroads
while their competitors. who cannot Of
fer Service that is remotely comparable in
scope or neeessity-are half regulated,
andiare even subsidized BY government
,We.are seeing the results of that policy
1oW-land the entire public is paying for it.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
THE FIRST PRESIDENT

There has never been any question Of
the fact that Washington was the first
president Of the United States under our
present Constitution. but from time to time
it is asserted by historians and writer's that
John Hanson was really our first presi-
dent.
The latest to take up the cudgels for
Hanson's claim to this mighty honor is
Prof J. 1. Highsaw of Memphis, prom
inent educator and historian. who says:
I'VE have had two Constitutions. The
first was the Articles Of Confederation.
These Articles named John Hanson presi-
dent and he served as president from ISL
to 1889 have copy of document
which shows that General Washington adj
dressed Hanson as Tour Excellency. the
President of the United States There is
statue in Maryland and engraved on it
is John Hanson, First President of the
United States. The neglect of our Presi-
dent Hanson is shameful He is truly the
forgotten man.
Whatever Mr.. Hanson's proper title
may have been. it is certain that he exer-
cised little, if any. executive authority. as
under the Confederation the government
consisted only of the Congress, and even
itsspowers were very limited. Hanson was
merely president of the Congress. and if
the title President of the United States was
sometimes used with respect to him. it
must have been in complimentary sense.
In the absence of more convincing
argument than Prof. Highsaw has pre-
scented. we shall have to stick to our belief
that George Washington was our first
president.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

cloudy tonight and sunday; IN
creaSing southeast winds, becom-
ing fresh.
Florida: Mostly eloldy t0night
and Sunday; probably occasional
showers in extreme north por-
ton; warmer in extreme north
portion tonight. ro1der in narth-
west portion Sunday afternoof
and n north portion sunday niei
Jacksonvills to Florida Strsi
Increasing southeast winds
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

The Hamilton W. Wright syn
dictate of writers. which furnishes
news articles to newspapers
throughout the world will shortly
send out a series OF photographs
and accompanying stories of the
work being done now on the
eauseway and on the bridge at
Key Largo connecting that key
with the mainland. Some OF the
county commissioners while on a
recent visit to Key Largo obtain
ed excellent photographs of the
work and men. These are TO be
turned over to the chamber of
commerce to be sent to the
Wright syndicate. At this time the
chamber of commerce is securing
data and making comprehensive
studies of the work and the fu-
ture program of the projects and
will forward them all to the
Wright people,
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
KEY WEST IN
DAYS GONE BY
Happenings Here Jnst 10 Years
Ago Today A. Taken From
The Files OF The Citizen

Last night Captain Clarke D.
Stearns, commandant at the local
naval station. received a radio
message from the captain of the
Steamship Emergency Aid advis-
ing that the chip had rescued sew
en- Cuban sailors from the Sehoon-
er jubilee. This vessel had been
abandoned by the crew when
about so miles north of Dry Tor
tugas. The Navy Tug Bayspring
went out to meet the steamer last
night and returned this morning
with the rescued men who are be-
ing lookd afr by Cuban Consul
Domingo Milford.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

Surgeon General Cummings of
the United States Public Health
Service and his aides, Drs. r. H.
Creel and John d. Long, arrived
yesterday and for a brief time
were guests of DIR. j. Y. Porter.
They are today in Havana attend
ing the International sanitary con-
vention being held with represen-
tativeS from practically every
country in the world. Every
phase of sanitation is to be dis
cussed. The U. S. representatives
are to return to Key West at the
conclusion of the convention and
expect to spend short time
here.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

10 ihe list OF highly versatile people
add Ire name Of Hiss Varney Cashmere
- ea1lhafy, England. Although she dis
peeee beer. brandy and whiskey on week
deg a. a barmaid at Marlborough Arms,
she Tiled the pulpit Of local church on
sundays last summer while the pastor was
nn vacation.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

new and somewhat expensive col
leeiipv TAD is that INDUCED inby Mrs Mar
vafet Noser Of New York. Her hobby is
collecting police tickets for speeding, and
shs.ha. specimens from Spain. Switzerland,
France. Germany, Austria and Italy. be-
sides "a assortment presented by Amer
leaa traffic officers.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

- -
right when We say
O.. ~ only : cold "
But, unfortunate
". such isn't the
ease. suiizea ap
pear a. H.aysa =
cough or sore threat
nnnaa hrsk Tha nhil<l
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

Judging from the converse
tons heard in the vicinity of the
polls today William ]. Sears.
candidate for congress, viii re-
ceive one of the largest votes
ever polled in this city for any
candidate. 1t is also indicated
that the proposed amendment TO
the constitution prohibiting the
collection of state income and in
haritance taxes viii be approved
by a Dreponderating majority.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
wild HORSES"
Tampa Tribune)

wise man in the FERA headquarters.
Washington. conceived brilliant idea. number
of the unemployed in Florida could be put to
work rounding up the wild horses which are hid
ing in the brush and feeding on the northern end
OF the Everglades"
This was real ''news'' in Florida. 'ewiId
horses" in this slater State officials diligently
set cut to find them. Fred Elliott, who knows all
Florida, reports: "H there any wild horse
in Florida, don't know where they are
But the FERA genius in Washingten nset
not despair What he desires is work for shs aas
employed. Let hiEl send bands a tke ishI
roaming the woods of Florida .oaklne <e1
wild horses Even thopeh shssa aHea
hunters viii be getting sa||ef 0k'Ie A.as
Florida has 80 Wii4 Aer<eH
have nvmhss & mere Is rs ~''
however. aEe tee-lsSssA ssd So
wonldn's 6esa 1 ne1ssAzsx .s
nske themselves kn1Ha. 4'.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

Ia an advertisement O. H. Shenk of
PeHsylvania offers 500 reward Ito any
ere who win help locate my uncle. who
died III Southern California in September,
1854 The first step in the search, we
lae. would be to determine whether
th nIele is.in heaven or the other place
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

II anything be worse than the proven
bal ehull in china shop" it is motor
cycle. Peter Calendar rode his gasoline
propeiled steed into a Brooklyn erockery
store. smashing $4,000 worth of merchan-
disc, bat was not injured in the crash.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
isls kas wEss CITIZEN

ALL. alwaya So sAs truth and print
- leAf and wlGhous favor; never b.
attack wrong Or 30 applaud right
- ahs Ter pregFnssi never be the or
sse0hs memshpiera Of any person. eliqua
49, eAm. always Dc Its utmosf for ths
!. nstlinfr; nsver toisrRfe corruption %
-; aenoancs wee and praise virtue;
.ta seed 6cne b individual or orgaB
tslsFanl 81 sthers' rights. views and
-; psint oniy nsws that VIII elevate
ass sentaminsis tie reader; never com
se With pEinslpsa.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
Lamb Bites WOLF Is a recent head

Lamb Bites Wolf is a recent head
hoe which would delight the shade 81
Charles A. Dana. Il is the caption Of an
ilem n Milwaukee newspaper, WHO'S
|feeords that George Lamb was finea for
'lslne Morris Wolf during a fight o<&E i
otle of whiskey."
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
RADIO REPAIRING
PAINTING
FOR SALE OR RENT

UNFINISHED Two STORY
house for rent or sale at a sac
rifiee. HOS White street. For
/. particulars address, Leonore c.
Hopkins. 500 N. E. So Terrace,
Miami, Fla. nox3-1tx
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

u - $3.50 + j. declared that an automobile
sn.essss.s# clrhinR 5000 pounds and travelling at
tpeed Of 80 miles an hour has a striking
s..- s'loree Of 2,700 tons. The fellow who dis
- 4 covered that did not 90 so from personal
.featsF exlefence-he just figured it out
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
FOR SALE

OLD PAPERS FOR SALE-Two
bundles for &c. The Citizen Of
flee. Oet16
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

"a = - esu fnr George Of England is one ruler
-. 49,. = not take himself too seriously if
|Isl .Inn s. bark attributed to him is authentic
"a A ~ + 81 - his nurse: Betsy, king is,
49,. 10y all Just a very ordinary kind of man,
A..nsshlap one who has to live in very extra
. lhs saaslinagy kind q way that sometimes seems
sss -. 'as have 80 little sense TO it,
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

Charging that if General Mario
G. Menocai had been elected pres
ident of Cuba his administration
would have been one of unrest and
disorder, Arnold NJ. Sims. repre-
sentative Of the New York Amer
lean, surprised a group of hear
ers on his arrival from Havana
yesterday. Mr.. Sims stated that
Machado's program to build good
roads and schools win supply
Cuba's greatest needs and this
program and platform is what
gave him his great majoritz ever
his opponent, Menocal.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

PERSONAL CARDS-1OO printed
cards, $1.25. The Artman
Press ang7
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

(Till 8 p. M, Sunday
Key West and Vicinity; Mostly
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
WEARING APPAREL

LADIES' BEAUTIFUL SILK
Hose, Slightly imperfect. 5
pairs S1.D0 Postpaid. Satsifae-
ton guaranteed. Economy Ho-.
S siery Co. Asheboro, N. C.
novs-1tx
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03
CLASSIFIED
COLUMN
INSTRUCTION

COACHING AND TUTORING.
Let pupils behind in their class
es see DR.. s w. Rogers, cor
ner Grinnell and Washington
streets. nov3- 1tx
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03

Barometer af 8 q. m, today.
Sea level. 29-9s.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-03


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80 kss VAST CITIZEN
49, > - = NAlt alwaya so sAs truth and print
- - tar sd wishous favor; b. /
.as.~~s .ss--s aisaek wrons applaud right
Aase = ~ pssa ahs Ger pragrunsi never be the or
~ ~Nns ee@ssehs meushpiena Of any person. clique
e.. ssss.saas. ssm. always Dc ~ utmosf for th
Is 49,. = =. eliuses tolerate corruption
ssass = ss Is - asnoanes wee and praise virtue
.s ga se1esa seed 6ene b individual or organ
-. = =: falssanG 81 sthers' rights. views and /
Aa.nnszsatlsars pslnt oniy that Win elevate
r NeAA b eIaas senfamlnsss TIE Eesdsr; never com
!. s. 3 ...t.n.sse essh prinspss.
HF#EFNt ffesa
NH1 sAe1 saa w-----------------
/. s 60. = DELIGHTS
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y. - .-.t 81 - NANCY =. DARNALI-
- 'am1aes. hskss Ealsss - The Key wssa cisizsa
Ne.Ns faf a.
- -. - laarians are noted for longevity,
- Hsshsps ~ persons who are more than 100
49, - wege investigated by news
ls.tsa - asshaFnpfresponden in an effort to dis
-. s. - =. II secret Ignorance. says he
1855 + asssA. SO only Y can read and write.
NN#ssE 80 NaiefaF
sF&s eeaaalttea =
- taf - sau fnr George Of England is one ruler
- not take himself too seriously. if
lsisl .'ns - ark attributed to him is authentic
Ilsss A - hld q his nurse: Betsy. king is
=. 49,. ny ~. Just very ordinary kind of man.
nsussh.nr one who has to live in a very extra
.na shs saasgnafy kind 81 way that sometimes seems
-. -, r. have 20 little sense TO it,
q measefe
! = go Il j. declared that an automobile
lsaessss.r signing 5000 pounds and travelling at
tpeed Of 80 miles an hour has a striking
80. sioree of s700 tons. The fellow who dis
- = covered that did not 90 so from personal
IrsatsF eSlssfience-he just figured it out.
fhsp Ia an advertisement o. H. Shenk of
80. Peaglsania offers 500 reward Ito any
I = orc who win help locate my uncle. who
died III Southern California in September,
1854 The first step in the search. we
aslae would be to determine whether
The Hnele isis heaven or the other place.
new and somewhat expensive col
leeinv TAD is that INDUCED nby Mrs Mar
9ases Moser of New York. Her hobby is
collecting police tickets for speeding, and
sha-ha specimens from Spain, Switzerland,
franee. Germany. Austria and Italy. be-
sides ga assortment presented by Amer
leaa traffic officers.
10 lhe list OF highly versatile people
aad ihe name of Miss varney Cashmere
81 sanbasy. England. Although she dis
peree beer. brandy and whskey on week
dag a. a barmaid at Marlborough Arms,
she Tiled the pulpit Of local church on
Sundays last summer while the pastor was
nn vacation.
II anything be worse than the proven
bal dull in a china shop it is motor
= cycle. Peter Calendar rode his gasoline
propelled steed into Brooklyn erockery
store. smashing $4,000 worth of merchan-
disc. but was not injured in the crash.
Lamb Bites Wolf is a recent head
line which would delight the shade 81
Charles A. Dana. Il is the caption Of All
#'s tiers n a Milwaukee newspaper. vhIeh
& records that George Lamb was fine3 ~
ltine Morris Wolf during a fight o<12 !
ottie of whiskey."