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The Washington times., 1934-04-16
WASH OUT
IS MILES OF
KIDNEY TUBES
Win Back Pep :. .VisOr Vitality

Medical authorities agree that your lid
neys contain Is MILES of tiny tubes or
filters which help to purify the blood and
keep you healthy. They should pour out
thru the bladder pints Of fluid day
which contains pounds of waste matter.
If you have trouble with too frequent
bladder passages with scanty amount csus-
ing burning and discomfort, the IL MILES
of kidney tubes need washing out. This dam
ger signal may be the beginning Of nagging
backache, leg pains, loss of pep and vitality,
getting up nights, lumbago, swollen feet
and ankles, rheumatic pains and dizziness.
If kidneys don't empty 8 pintS every day
and get rid of pounds of waste n0tterS
your body will take up these poiSonS causing
serious trouble. 1t may knock you out and
lay you up for many months. Don't wait.
Ask your druggist for DOANS PILLS
:. doctors prescription which has
been used successfully by millions Of kidney
sufferers for over 40 years. They give quick
relief and will help to wash out the 16
MILES of kidney tubes.
But don't take chances with strong drugs
or so-called kidney cures" that claim to fix
you up in Is minutes. Your common sense
will tell you that this Is impossible. Tre&t-
ments of this nature may seriously in3ure
and irritate delicate tissues. In1isE on
DOAN'S PILLS the old reliable relief
that contain no "dope" or habit-foFnlng
drugs. Be sure you get DOANS PILLS
ct your druggist. g 1884 Foster MnbUEA Go.
The Washington times., 1934-04-16

Janice marries, this nothing
that Edward selects, and now
Kevin, with every one banking
on his future, rushing to ruin
for q shallow vixen"
Said Pippin on a tight choked
breath: "Kevin? What about
Kevin?"
ITO BE COntinued)
(Copyright, 1884. King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1934-04-16

brimming. She kept her fist
pressed against her mouth and
her glance hard on the wall.
Finally she shrugged: "Well
I've lost my brother! How
can he look at her and not want
to scream? She hasn't two
brains in her head. Isn't it
frightful the way families go
to pot? The dumb ribbon clerk
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0I33

40, a. and Al. Size 30 requires III
yards 30 inch fabric.
Pattern 9133 may be ordered only
In sizes u, a, 16, Is, 20, 80. %, 81,
36, 3S, 40 and f.. Size 16 requires
rs yards 30 inch fabric.
Complete, diagrammed sew chart
included.
Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins
or stamps (coins %preferred) for this
pattern. BE sure to write plainly
your NAME. ADDRESS, the STYLE
NUMBER and SIZE.
Send your order to Sewing Circle
Pattern Department. 20 West Eight
eenth Street, New York.
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board. He and his colleagues. all
known to be New Dealers or In close
sympathy with the New Deal. are
asked by Mr.. Roosevelt "for advice and
counsel In development OF a aTogram
for unemployment insurance. 4old age
security and adequate health CARE
Work On the social program already
is we'll under way and an executive
committee has laid the groundwork.
Also Miss Frances Perkins, secretary
of labor and chairman OF that execu-
tive committee, has named an advisory
committee of physicians and surgeons
that. according to advance rumors, will
report a program that will be 'revolu-
~tionary almost to the point Of estab-
fishing socialized medicine" This
medical group Is headed by DR.. Har-
vey Gushing Of Yale whose daughter
Betsey is the wife of James Roosevelt.
son Of the President.
Secretary Perkins announced that
other committees were being organized
to aid In the formation Of plans for
federal Intervention In problems of
public health, disqualification, and den.
tistry.
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OF FINLAND. Is In this country, and
wrote and thanked me. Charley Wag
ner, my old concert manager. has got
the itch again, thinks the Country is
ripe for n Of those long winded con
cert tour talks Of mine. No, | am going
to let the country alone. Its had enough
trouble without me adding to 1t. Thanks
for the offer, Charley. Thanks for the
wire, Malcolm Stevenson. the interna-
tional polo player. Here is one telling
about the record OF the American Air
ways. from Los Angeles to TT Worth.
and from there TO Chicago. with their
first new Douglas. They ramble. those
babies. | also have the good news here
of the terrific hit Fred Stone made In
his new show In New York. Things are
looking up since election. | tell you Ii
they would inst quit having those
things we never would have hard times.
. 1854. AeNssxAf sy.asfafs. i.s.
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succeed Eugene Black.
He picked Mariner s.
Eccles. a Utah bank
er, whose Ideas OF In
~ffatfuReare not at all
those of Thomas, for
they do not include
fiat money. Mr.. Eccles
believes In credit In.
fiation''; he would
control the reserve
banks purchases OF
government securities.
Issue money against
thpcn pt.rrbac0c and
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DOUBLE
Patterns 9132 and e133

One of the most pleasant things
about the returning vogue of the
suit Is that blouses are again high
style. Women who pride themselves
upon the ability to make n limited
budget 20 a long way love their
blouses. Think of the same suit, for
instance, with the two different
blouses sketched today. Pattern
a133 Is n simple affair of tailored
lines with pleats that flare out at the
bottom In a chic little peplum effect.
Pattern 9132 has Its becoming sur
pliee aecentuated by a graceful frill.
Pattern 9132 may be ordered only
In sizes II, 10, is, 20, 81. 81, SO, So,
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Useless Anyway

Marshall--The bell on your house
has been out of order for weeks. |
should think you would have 1t re-
paired.
peter-What's the use? Nobody
ever rings it these days. Our friends
just sit out in their cars and honk
their motor horns until we come to
the door.
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Paris and Bust

Darling, have you made all ar
engagements for our elopement?r
Yes, my love. We take the Yep
pelin to South America, get married
in Rio, announce our marriage from
New York, ask for forgiveness in
Cherhourg, and wire from Paris for
the return fare home."-Frankfurter
Illustriete.
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Ruthless big sister was In the hos
pltal for a serious operation. The
doctor reported that he found q
place in her stomach that was COW
cred with ulcers.
The next day n neighbor asked
Ruthie how her sister was.
"0ht" she replied airily, "the doc
tor found A whole bunch of oysters
in her stomach = indianapolis
News.
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Jacky Knew

The school teacher was taking a
class In local geography.
Now, boys he said. "can you
name any of the chief products of
the Midlands?"
Hardware. sir said Tommy, as
the teacher pointed to him.
Quite correct replied the teach
err; then, turning sharply to a boy
In the front row, he said: what is
hardware, Jack?n
Corduroy trousers, slr.'-London
Tit-Bits.
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Golf Course Chat

Two golfers, excellent friends,
who, like so many players, enjoyed
spoofing each other about their play,
had just completed the course
Jerry" remarked one Of them,
you really should have q man to
follow you around and replace the
turf"
THE same man." replied Jerry,
could make a day Of 1t by following
you around and returning the place."
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-11-29

EOR the purpose of obtaining better
! cooperation among federal agencies
engaged In lending government funds,
the President has appointed a commit.
tee consisting of the heads of the agen-
cies, with Secretary of the Treasury
Morgenthau as chairman. The new
organization will report to the Presi-
dent from time to time and its activI-
ties will cover the treasury. interior.
public works. federal housing, farm
credit, Home Owners Loan corpora
ton, agricultural adjustment admins
~tration. export-import banking, COM
modify credit, federal deposit insur-
ance, the REC. federal reserve board
and public works housing.
In connection with lhis co-ordinating
move, the White House stated that
when the present applications OF the
Home Owners Loan corporation have
been reduced to terms OF approval the
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OIL WN,KS ago, l was
kinder letting the
thing slide by. and
had even forgotten
It,. but they wont
let you. They want
to remind you how
old you are getting,
and too you would
be surprised at the
amount of people
that was born on
that very day. Nov.
4th. 70. Along on
that date In 10
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s o Ii I h American
Republic on his fly.
ing i41 a r
arc n d S II | b
America. | hear the
n ext Democratic
Convention Is to be
held in Dallas. |
am glad to hear 1t.
She deserves 1t. Its
a great town. Anon
will p e r b a p go
b a c k to S 0 U t h
America. Governor
Rytti of the Bank
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France will then de
fault for the fifth
straight time. Pierre
Etienne Ilandin. new
premier, opposed pay
ment In 1872, when he
was minister of
finance, and his cab
met Is now taking the
same position as the
previous government
awaiting an Anglo
American settlement
which would serve as
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yI7HEN the federal conference on

WHEN the federal conference on
" economic security met in Wash
ington, nearly all the members of the
advisory committees were present.
The President told the delegates that
he would present to the coming CON
gress bills to provide for setting up i'm
mediately nm unemployment insurance
program. AS to health insurance and
old age pensions, he said he was not
certain the time had arrived for fed.
eral legislation to put these into effect,
and he uttered a warning against
organizations promoting fantastic
schemes and arousing hopes (which
cannot possibly be fulfilled
Though Mr.. Roosevelt conceded 10
the separate states tire right to- decide
what type Of unemployment insurance
they would adopt, he declared that he
would reserve to the federal govern
ment the right to hold and invest and
control all moneys which might be
collected.
This was necessary, the President
added, because OF the magnitude of the
funds, and so that the use Of these
funds as a means of sterilization may
be maintained In central management
and employed on d national basis" IT
is expected that from $1,000 00. 600 TO
S5.0O0,O00,000 would be raised In the
course of several years.
Mr.. Roosevelt insisted that unem.
ployment insurance must be Kept en-
tirely apart from the dole, and that
1t should be managed strictly on an
actnarlally sound basis. He Indicated
that he favored legislation along the
lines of the Wager-I.ewis bin intro
duced In the last congress. under which
a 5 per cent federal tax would be put
upon all commercial pay rolls. certain
portions Of the proceeds being paid
back to such states as had adopted
legislation for the working of an I'M
employment insurance program.
Before the conference members &
to the White House to hear the Presi.
dent, they INDUCED In a discussion
that brought out all sorts Of views on
what should be done. Relief Admins.
traitor Harry Hopkins and Mayor La
Guardia of New York urged immediate
establishment Of a federal program
to include benefits for the 100000
families now on relief. Hnpkins said
any program not encompassing these
destitute is not worth its salt" In
Guardia, In the same vein, said cities
cannot hold up under the relief load
much longer. This was not In accord
with the view expressed n little later
by the President, and was an example
Of the confusion of ideas In the con-
ference.
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Wrong Both WAYS

The employer was interviewing
an applicant for the office boys job.
Surely he said, You are the
boy | saw trying to climb into my
orchard
We'll, yes, sir; but I didn't really
get in
Then YOU can 90. I have no use
for failures in my business. STRAY
Stories.
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"the abundant life''
in this country. So
he has appointed a
large advisory council
to aid In formulating
and getting through
congress his program
of social reforms. The
chairman is Frank T.
Graham, president OF
the University of North
Carolina, who has
been serving as vice
chairman of the MIRA
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PRIVILEGED DIscOURTESY

Senatorial courtesy is not what 1t
used to be-,
Perhaps NOT at present. an
swered Senator Sorghum. I'VE need
to get rid of a certain impression
that successful discourtesy is an evil
dence Of superior influence"
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Johnny had been the guest of
honor at a party the day before, and
his friend was regarding him won
deringly.
"How was it? Have a good timer
he asked.
did IT, was the emphatic an
swer. Il amt hungry yet!'-Toron-
to Globe.
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Mother-How do you like your
new French music teacher, Lena?
Lena-Oh, he's such a polite man,
mother. When | made a mistake
yesterday he said pray, mademoi-
selle, why do you take such pains to
improve on Beethoven"
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'Sawfull

She-How did you enjoy your
visit on the farms?
He--I was afraid Of the butter out
there.
She-The butter? Was 1t 80
strong?
He'll say 1t was-and 7 never
saw a meaner billy goat in my life."-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
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THE RIDDLE

What Is 1t that you cook on, sit
In, and eat:a
Il give up"
"lNhy. a stove, chair and food r.
Pathfinder Magazine.
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IN A cablegram to the League OF Ma
! tions, Chancellor Rlart of Paraguay
said his government could moi accept a
truce In the Chaco wal In return for
international guarantees, as was pro
posed by the league. Rtart insisted
that an end to hostilities should come
before negotiations are undertaken to
solve the wal and TO arrange definite
terms for peace. However. Paraguay
accepted the principle that the conflict
proper should be settled by concili
alton.
The Chaco consultative committee of
the league asked the secretary gen.
eral to request the United States and
Brazil to collaborate In ending the war.
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Financial Note

II notice by a Wall Street item
that the bulls have stopped fighting
the Bears
"Yes, they both have all they can
do, fighting the wolf at the door"
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u UDGET requests for 800 new air.
- planes have been submitted by the
army air corps, and If the corps plan
Is approved the United States will have
the largest and most up to date mill.
tory aerial armada In the world. In.
Guiding eventually 2.400 planes.
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q MOTHER program that is being
\ rapidly prepared by the Presi-
dents advisers for action by congress
has TO do with the nations natural re
sources. and the necessary legislation
is being drafted by the national re
sources board. 1t Is Of utmost impor-
lance and in Washington there Is a be-
lief that it may lead TO government
eontFel. and possibly government own
ership, of all timber lands, oil reser-
voirs and coal fields. and government
dominion over all existing and future
water power developments on the ma
TONS lakes and rivers.
DRESIDENT ROOSEVELT has gone
! to his winter retreat at Warm
Springs, Ga. where be will remain
until after Thanksgiving day. and on
the way had some interesting expert
ences. First he Travelled to Harrods-
burg, Ky, where he helped Gov. Ruby
Laffoon and other officials In the I'm
yelling and dedication Of O memorial
to the men and women who established
there the first permanent Anglo-Saxon
settlement west of the Alleghenies.
The monument, erected by the federal
government at a cost of 100000, over
looks Pioneer Memorial State park.
L denictS an epoch rather than an
event. and the only portrait among the
many carved figures Is that of George
Rogers Clark. who there planned his
conquest of the old northwest terri
tory.
From Harrodsburg the President
went to see the Tennessee valley devel-
onment which has been well called the
laboratory Of the more abundant
life" 1t was with deepest interest
that he viewed the work that is being
done by about 1000 men building dams
in the Tennessee river and tributaries
to provide power. flood control. navi-
cation and new fields of work for per
sons drawn from Improbable land.
After a visit to the Hermitage. home
OF Andrew Jackson at Nashville. Mr..
Roosevelt inspected the revived Muscle
Shoals plants and the Wheeler and VIII
son dams, and then went to Tnpelo.
Miss, the first town to purchase power
from the new federal development.
+ TNcLE SAM need expect no pay
= ment from France on the war debt
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News Review of Current
Events the World Over
President Starts His Social Reform Program, Putting
Unemployment Insurance First-Visits IVA
on Way to Warm Springs.
By EDWARD w. PICARD
ID by Western Newspaper Union. =

MYTH the election In the back
W ground, President Roosevelt is
ready to push forward more rapidly
his ambitious plans for whit he calls
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GERMAN Nazls in the saar, OF.

GERMAN Nazis In the Saar, or
ganized as the German Front, as
sert that the French separatists have
been trying to stir up a quarrel for
the purpose of inducing Godfrey Knox,
president of the League OF Nations
commission for the Saar. to call In for
eign troops. The accusation was con-
tanned in a note sent the League deny
Ing that the German organization has
gone beyond the law in urging inhab-
itants of the Saar to vote for return
of their land to Germany In the pleb-
iscite to be held January 13.
In Its memorial to the league the
German Front asserted that 1t pos
sesses documents to prove that France
has sent arms into the Saar and that
pro-French groups have been trained
in the use of machine guns and In
tiammable liquids. This is for the pur-
pose of executing q conn d'etat late
In November or early In December. the
German note said.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-11-29

DELIBERATIONS of Armistice day In
T, the United States and the allied
countries of Europe were generally
marked by warnings Of the dangers Of
another terrible waf In the not distant
future. At Arlington national cemetery
President Roosevelt quietly laid a
wreath Of chrysanthemums on the
grave of the Unknown Soldier while
military detachments stood at atten
ton, and then. as taps sounded, Mrs
Roosevelt stepped forward and placed
a single white flower at the foot of
the shrine. National Commander Bel
grano of the American Legion was one
of the speakers at Arlington, and called
for adequate defense Of the nation
against both foreign foes and the forces
of unrest that are attacking our lnsti-
tutions.
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0AWM III
WILLIE
ROGERS

BEVERLY HILLS-Well all | know
is just what | read in the mail. Got an
awful lot OF Birthday Greetings couple
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HAD THE GOODS" ON SMITH

AS | thought, Smith is flirting,
not fishing
where do you get that?s
sFrom his letters. He mentions
nothing but a girl named Tuna
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original S3,0oo.0o0.0oo allotment will
have been used up.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-11-29

FREDERICK LANDS. the only Re.
! publican to be elected to congress
from Indiana In the recent election,
died of pneumonia In his home town.
Logansport. He was a brother OF
kenesaw NJ. Lands. national base
ball commissioner.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-11-29

T0M MOONEY, who has served IS
1 years of a life sentence for com.
plicity In the San Francisco Prepared.
ness day bombing in 1916. may yet win
release. The United States Supreme
court consented to i've at least pre-
llminary consideration to his case, and
that is a big point In his favor.
The court ordered the warden of San
Quentin prison to show cause within 40
days why counsel for Mooney should
not be granted leave to file a petition
for a writ of habeas corpus. The order
OF the conrt does not mean that 1t
will review the case.
CENATOR THOMAS and his fellow
y inffationists were not pleased with
the Presidents choice OF a new gov
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1934-11-29

+ TNcLE SAM need expect no pay
: ment from France on the war debt
on December Is, when the next install
ment Is due. II Is stated In Paris thar
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American negotiations.
The only idea for revision OF the
debts. that has met with any enthnsi
asm in French parliamentary circles is
q lV per cent payment to correspond
with the reparations relief granted
Germany by the Lausanne agreement.
Proposals for larger amounts. or "pay.
meni IN kind have met with coldness.
The chamber of deputies is clinginc
to the position that France will not
pay one cen more than 1t gets from
Germany,
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IN THE SAME BOAT

He-You don't know how nervous
| was when proposed to you.
She-And You don't know how
nervous | was until you did so.
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FEDERAL JUDGE CHARLES |.
= DAWSON Of Louisville. Ky, over
ruling an attack on the validity of the
Frazier-Lemke farm moratorium act,
declared with regret that 1t Is CON
stitutional. In his opinion he said.
"The legislation, Up some of It's pro-
visions, Is unfair to creditors. and UNI
wise even as to farm debtors. for it
inevitably closes to them all private
sources Of credit