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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

This city houses more nuts ana
long- haired fools than any other place
Of its size In the world. - Overseer
wilbur Glenn voliva. Of Zion City, III.
y 4 \
No community can be trusted to
promote social welfare which does not
have the self-respect and stamina to
insist upon enforcement Of its laws
Chief Justice Charles E. Hughes OF
the q. 8. supreme court.
i X \
I have never seen q primitive wom-
IN punish q child, or heard q primi-
tive child cry.-Mrs. Blair Niles. ex-
plorer.
NY team may not win, but It Will
hustle.-Jimmy Dykes, new manager
Of the Chicago White Sox.
\ \ \
The best educated man Is the man
who can make the best decision at the
time It's got to be made.-Charles +.
Kettering, automotive engineer.
+ \ 4
With all my troubles, am glad to
be hack In the country where spent
practically all my business career
Samuel insult.
Il = . sad commentary on our gov
eminent that the president In IN
acute crisis had to turn to brain
trust" composed Of college professors
outside the service. - Dr.. Harold w.
Dodds, president Of Princeton UNI
ver1sty.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
This Is America

Rescue Of little June Robes rom
what might have become her tomb
marked another and very Interesting
picture In the daily kaleidoscope
which Is modern America.
We think Of ourselves Is civilized
and living in m advanced age, yet
It Is doubtful II any savage people
would heap such torture upon : child
- this little girl endured.
Other scenes on the debit side Of
the ledger are those presented By
hdnapers. bank robbers, murderer
and hired gunner everywhere. We
go justice flouted by the murder Of
m important witness In . Missouri
kidnapping case. John Dillinger and
l1is pals defying to federal. state and
city governments and The savings d
| thousan1l taken away through tn
naanipuletions Of financial pirates
Ne cannot b proud q those condi.
lAbepA xheg sho1 hon lar nom -
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
Japan's Blunder
(The Magazine Of Wall Street,


All friends Of international amity
will regret the monstrous arrogance
Of Japan in setting herself up Is the
Judge Of all relations between other
nations and China. The brutal final
ity Of the declaration Of April II left
no way for the powers chiefly con-
cerned to avoid corrective statements
which could not possibly be so softly
worded as to avoid offense to the
bristling militarists Of the Far East.
The United States note Of interpre-
tation was q model Of courtesy united
to firmness. Silence would have i'm.
piled acquiescence In q manifesto
which had the ultimate effect Of
scrapping q hundred treaties. We
could have done no less. An issue has
now been raised which can be erased
only by q complete disavowal Of the
ill-advised declaration. by general
revision Of the treaties affected or by
an open breach which may some day
lead to war. Our view has been all
along that America must accept the
accomplished fact In Manchuria, re-
gardless Of treaties. Perhaps that IS
the real objective Of Japan behind .
provocative bluff. A determined ef-
fort should be made to come to m
understanding with Japan. Her Inn
perialistic elements may 1t any mo-
ment precipitate Q crisis from which
there viii be no escape for us except
national humiliation or war. Real
izing our pacific intentions and our
pacific weakness, the Japanese rulers
may deliver an ultimatum or an an
nounced blow which will bring US con-
sternatton and confusion Or worse
Japan being what she Is. we must
work for . new understanding or face
the possibility Of war. Our mood Is ia
give Japan everything within reason
but she Is not taking the judtcioul
course toward the realization Of he1
aspirations. Perhaps her hegemony
Of the Far East II both desirable and
inevitable but It win not b made easy
Of accomplishment by outraging the
sensibilities Of her historic friend and
well wisher.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
Beware the Consumer

Observers Of the business trend
throughout the country are begin
ming to sound . warning to manu-.
facturers and merchants who, seeing
an opportunity to profit under ths
codes, apparently. have started out
with the idea Of making . killing"
As may be expected. the first OF
these warnings are appearing in the
trade magazines which keep close
watch on the pulse Of various indus
tries.
It Is noteworthy. therefore, that
one such publication, dealing with .
commodity used by all classes, re-
marks: Consumer price resistance
Is becoming noticeable to the retail
ers on the lines which have shown
the sharpest rise In costs. Perhaps
the caution Is again needed which
President Roosevelt sounded at the
beginning Of the NRA-that prices be
raised only enough to cover actual
increases In cost under the new pro-
gram-with due regard to the econo-
mics Of enlarged demand and pro-
duction."
Such warnings, Of course, are time
~. Unless they are needed the mar
ket for the goods in question dimin-
ishes rapidly until the price comes
within the consumers idea Of what
the traffic can bear.
That Q large number of merchan-
disc lines are taking this view Is In
dicated by Dun and Bradstreet's sur
vey Of the price situation for the week
ending May 2. For example, 1t shows
q slight drop In the price range be-
tween the current month and the
one before. although both are far
above the disastrous levels Of the
comparable months In 1888.
For the week Of May . there were
81 price advances, compared with 81
the week before and 81 for the same
week q year ago.
At the same time there were 81
price declines, % compared with 81
the previous week and 10 for the
same week In 1893.
It would seem, therefore. that
prices will stabilize definitely on
about present levels unless the con-
sumner gets his back up and begins to
display resistance. In that case they
probably will come down again.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

Chicago. the baseball car, and has
lust been nominated by Republican,
against Congressman George r. Dur
gan, Democrat.
Fred Lands is author Of success
full play, 1.-THE Copperhead," and has
been . radio columnist.
His chief handicap seems 70 30 tho
fact that when he rsn n 1928 and
1882 for the q. q. 2. eaoernatorial
nomination, he said many perfectly
awful things about Republicans then
In office.
Copyright, 1894, NEA Service. Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

The answer Is that the method Of
sanitation seems as good as It can
be, yet II John Jones and I happen
to enter the pool at the same time
and John or I happen to have any
little communicable condition we are
quite likely to share 1t regardless OF
how clear and pure the water may be,
The more persons patronizing the pool
the greater the risk involved.
Gould you catch the cri in such q
clean pool as the correspondent de-
scribes? Aye, aye, and q few other
diseases besides.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

The NewDeal
Washington
~ RODNEY BUTCHER

Dy RODNEY BUTCHER
Tribune Warrington Cosrespondeut)
Washington, May 16.-The first big
New Deal battle-ground win be found
In Missouri, now that ex-senator
James A. Reed Is going to seek nom-
nation and election again.
Reed Is the first Of the once impoe.
tant Old Deal Democrats to expose
himself to the voters on IN anti-New
Deal platform. Outspoken against
the Roosevelt policies. he has been In
class with al Smith, Senator Carter
Glass, John w. Davis. and Governor
Ely Of Massachusetts.
Reports differ Is to the chances
that the baleful. white-haired 72-
year-old war horse has for q come
back. Reed has always been closely
associated with Boss Tom Pender-
CASTS powerful machine in Kansas
City and retains . popular following
through the state.
Whether the Pendergast outfit viii
now take the chance Of backing an
anti Roosevelt candidate Is uncertain,
especially since Senator Bennett
Champ CLARK has advanced his own
pro- administration candidate - Con-
gresham Tuck Milligan.
But Reed Is SO angry and disguised
at the progressive, experimental trend
IN Warrington that he Is even willing
to run q IN independent and may
not enter the August primaries. He IA
chiefly anxious to roar his protests
and hopes for the chance to echo
them from the Senate floor.
Roosevelt sentiment Is SO strong In
Missouri that Senator Roscoe Patter.
son, Republican incumbent up this
year. has been considered ripe for the
skids.
He might win, however. II Reed
ran On . third ticket.
ONE TIP THAT CASHED IN
~ ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
THE HYGIENE OF SWIMMING


A correspondent writes that he has
been q life guard and . pool manager
for several years and has rescued .
number Of victims and has seen many
others rescued. Once in q while such
Ia rescued person claims to have SUI
fered leg cramps. The correspondent
has never seen or heard Of q case Of
stomach cramps, however. He has
questioned many other life guards
about this and none of them has OBJ
served such case either. He says
the Red Cross pamphlet No. zoos
states that cramps are due to eating
just before swimming. The only III
effect he has observed from swimming
Immediately after eating IS nausea or
upset stomach, and in such instances
Invariably the individual has just
eaten q breakfast Of sausage and pam
cakes, or a big highly seasoned ham
burger sandwich or "hot dog"
The Red Cross pamphlet Is prob
ably written by some nice old gentle
man Of some social prominence. or
else by some bright but inexperienced
young chap who Is the protege Of
some social leader who Is q big noise
In the organization. At any rate the
notion that any evil comes from en-
joying . swim Immediately after .
meal Is without foundation in fact.
Mere common sense if not stomach
sense tells you to avoid any unneces-
sary effort Of any kind Immediately
after q big gorge. But unless you are
an invalid-in which case your own
doctor is your best adviser-there Is
| no reason why you shouldn't 60 right
in after breakfast, after lunch or at
ter dinner.
As the correspondents observations
and inquiries indicate, the occurrence
Of cramps Of any kind Is q question
able inference. It Is an inference
one commonly made to explain other
wise inexplicable drowning Of good
swimmer.
Any one who attempts hard or
long effort in very cold water is GER
tain to tire more quickly than he
would In warmer water, and when
complete exhaustion comes there may
be . sensation Of cramping IN the
powerless muscles. However, this is
not q cause Of drowning. Cramps just
don't happen except in morbid mag
nation.
| No room here to discuss the various
disease conditions or accidents which
may cause sudden drowning Of good
swimmer. Suffice that these cases
are frequently aScribed to cramps"
The correspondent says my COM
ment about the sanitation Of swim
ming pools startles him. The pool he
has charge Of has only filtered water
and Is clarified by alum and soda ash
and disinfected by chlorination. and
regular ARCHAEOLOGICAL tests show neg
alive germs count. SO what diseases
can possibly be caught by swimming
In such = pool7
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
ONE TIP THAT CASHED IN
Dr.. Cary T. drayson. once physician
CHAPTER I.

This story happened in the Ozark
Mountains, not many years ago.
The Ozarks, Is you no doubt
know, are in southern Missouri and
northern Arkansas. The neighbor-
hood Of the story ID not far from
the boundary line which separates
the two states: but for reasons which
you will understand later I shall not
say on which side Of tho line. For
the same good reasons ! will substi.
tute names Of my own invention for
the people and places mentioned.
In these days Of federal watchful-
ness and easy libel one cannot b
too careful. In Ill save these small
but most necessary exceptions ]
shall tell the truth.
About forty miles, % the crow
flies, from the Haskell place, q mar
row-gaugs baby railroad escaped
from its parents one day, and wig
gled and crawled through the woods
and between and over the hills un-
til il lost itself and stopped. too
tired to 70 farther, too discouraged
to 70 back. On the exact spot where
the baby railroad gave up the ghost
they built . shack for . boy teleg-
rapher, . turntable for . toy loco
motive, and q hut for . handcar,
and called it al Wilderness Sta
ton.
From the station Wilderness
Road drags itself fourteen lazy,
crooked miles further into the
~ I .... n.' v ai ,c.er~ sio,.
ths h;ii.;d". and toiiirc over the
r;Seec nrt;i l. riimhs hesv;lv mn 81
Pine Knob store, which il on Pine
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
Member Of Audit Bureau Of
Circulation
Member Of The Associated Press

Member OF Tho Associated Press
The Associated Press Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
OF all news dispatches credited to 1t
or not otherwise credited In this
newspaper and also the local news Of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication Of all other
matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
Man With an Idea

Down In the little town Of Bremen.
Ind, there lives man with an idea
and willingness to fight for It.
His name is H. M. Seller and his
proposal is to restore the government
to the people by the elimination Of
machine politics.
He would do this by making all po-
litical officeholders ineligible to vote,
by barring them from the polls IN
election day and by estopping then,
from taking part in political cam
paigns in any manner whatsoever
The only exemption would be given
to elective officers seeking reelection
and then only for q period Of 80 days
preceding the day on which the votes
were cast.
Seller. alight with the fire OF
constructive reform, has circularized
the newspapers asking support for
his plan. Here are the benefits which
he conceives as accruing from Its
adoption:
practically all incentive to add
further tax burdens by creating
Jobs would disappear from the
average congressman, legislator
or other public official when he
or she knew the patronage could
not aid his or her reelection;
that this 'organizable patronage
would not be available to over
come the ire produced In his or
her community by legislation or
official act increasing the burden
Of taxes.
Not having a machine to de-
pend upon, each party or office
holder would have to seek other
means Of attracting the vote Of
the citizens who directly or In
directly pay the governmental tax
levies.
The tendency would be to then
move in the direction OF reducing
patronage and government ex-
penSe to gain the support Of the
voter"
To some the idea may seem fan
tastic: to others beneficial. But ON.
thing Is certain. It would be diff
cult to enact this proposal because
the constitution guarantees every
citizen the right to vote and the poll
ticians much prefer things as they
are.
Under the so-called mo rubber
stamp" system, the name the Indiana
man has given his movement, politi-
cal officeholders would be far less
important than they are now-and
they dearly love that feeling which,
too often, goes with what Shakes
peare called 1.-The insolence of office. >
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

Signed letters pertaining health hygiene to
diagnosis, Brady
Letters should brief
Ink No queries conforming Instructions
Address Dr. William Brady in Of this newspaper
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend OF thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

There really Is painless dentistry
today. The trouble With adults r
they had some bitter experience when
they were youngsters and they can't
Sorget.-Dr. Arthur g. Wherry. presi-
dent q the American Dental Associ-
alton.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

to Woodrow Wilson and now politi-
cal power and prominent horsomau In
this area, walked into the White
House press room and offered . sure.
fire race tip on his horse. Scotch
Queen.
The odds were 8 to as correspond
eute started telephoning bookmakers
and their friends. The tip was passed
to tho Senate and House press CALLER
1es, I'll the newspaper offices, and the
departmental press rooms around
town.
Scotch Queen Won. But 20 many
newspapermen jumped on the raft
that tho odds were forced down until
she paid only 42.o0 On ! = ticket.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
e0HOSTS' HARAss LANDrs

The next Congress will contain Z
playwright II Fred Lands Of Indiana
can persuade enough VOTERS, He u .
former congressman and = brother Of
Judge Kenesaw Mountain Lands Of
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
be done with It.
Snuff

0004k
Friend used snuff for years but gave
It up q while ago. He claims it SEEM
ed to clear his head. He Is q profess
sional singer. He thinks he will re-
sumo using snuff. Please tell me
whether it Is Injurious. &c. PJ
misunderstanding to recent maya
zine article there Is still several mil
lion dollars spent for snuff each year
IN the United States. Most users
chew small cud Of It, but 2 few snuff
1t in the traditional way. Its effect,
however used, Is the same g chewing
or smoking.
Copyright 1884, John r. Ollie Co..
The pre-prohibition New Orleans
Ramon gin fizz was distinguished by
its orange flower water.
Australia produces about ne.folrth
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16

Australia produces about one -fourth
Of the worlds supply Of wool.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
TOUT EDGE AS q. o. r. GUIDE

The Republican partys dilemma
over its national Craftsmanship Is
likely to be solved by selection Of ex-
Senator Walter E. Edge Of New Jer-
sey. One large and essential reason
Is that Edge has plenty Of money.
Another Is that Edge, whom Hoover
made an ambassador to France, also
has certain prestige and hasn't any
outstanding weakness or many enc
mics.
He Is not popularity associated with
the retired Republican Old Guard, as
Jim Watson Of Indiana i, and Is ADLER
than Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1934-05-16
WHY JOHNSON HUsHED


Behind various inside stories q to
why General johnson didn't make his
scheduled speech In Detroit, but was
persuaded to hold II for Columbus, Il
the real explanation.
DR.. Leo Wolman. head Of the auto
mobile labor board 1t Detroit, didn't
want his boss to come. The boards
troubles with belligerent workers had
provided q delicate situation.
Wolman felt that one OF Johnson's
famous bristling speeches would be
about the worst thing that could hap.
pen. It might make both sides sore
and couldn't possibly do any good.
Wolman quietly spread that idea
around. Strong, successful represen-
tations were made to johnson.
, 1934-12-02
MISCELLANEOUS DATA
SUMMARY

Barometric pressure was moder-
ately high over the south-central
and the far western states Satur-
day morning, and moderately low
over most OF the Rocky Mountain
KsEon and over the Great Lakes
Ky gion. Light TO heavy rains oc-
CURED In the far eastern and far
western states during the last "a
hours, and snow in the north-cen-
trail and central states and the
Great Lakes region. Temperatures
dropped considerably in the central
and most Of the eastern states since
Friday morning. and remained
practically stationary Or rose some
what over the western half OF the
United States. Light to heavy
frosts and some freezing tempera-
lures occurred throughout Texas
except the extreme south portion
Friday night. Frost was also re-
ported from western Louisiana.
Brownsville 8 a. m. ESTD sea-
level pressure 30.lS inches.
, 1934-12-02
RED CROSS TO
ELECT CHIEFS

The annual meeting Of the
Brownsville chapter Of the Red
Gross viii be held at the chamber
Of commerce here at / a. n. We'd
nesday, Immediately following a
session OF the chapter board Of
directors, 1t has been announced by
w. o. washington, chairman.
At the annual meeting a new
board Of directors will be elected,
new bylaws finally adopted, reports
received and other business trans
acted.
In .Clawirg ramcs b1Te been
presented by the L. u:inattag COM
mittee for 1885 directorShipS: w. o.
Washington, Rev. o. G. Crow, S. c.
Graham, III. II. Banker, I. $. Stein
er, Mrs. r. A. Dimmick, NJ. Edel-
stein. Miss Florence Bell, Rev. d. w.
McElroy, Jas. L. Lotus. Charles A.
Burton. Mrs. Larry Lightner, Hugh
Wilbanks, Fred Wagner and j M.
Stein. Additional nominations may
be made from the floor Wednesday.
The nominating COMMITTEES was
made up Of Sherwood Bishop Sam
Pearl. Mrs. @. w. Colgin, Mrs. J. II.
Batsell and Hadley Smith.
All persons who hold membership
cards for paying their dues during
the annual roll call are members
OF the chapter and are expected to
attend the annual meeting. vote on
the directors and otherwise take
part in the meeting.
From the new board Of directors
elected, the officers OF the chapter
for next year are selected together
with a s~ubevecutive committee which
with chairmen Of standing commit
tees, govern the chapter under di-
rection Of the bnrd Of directors
until the next meeting Of the hap
ter membership.
, 1934-12-02
Japs Hedging For
COMPROMISE Plan

LONDON. Dec. l-P-The pos
sibility OF a new tri-power ten-year
naval treaty was seen Saturday as
a result Of new proposals made by
Japan.
Ambassador Tsuneo MatSudaira
OF Japan told Norman II. Davis,
the American representative TO the
naval parley. that Japan was will
ing TO try TO reach an understand
ing on the basis of recent British
compromise proposals.
However, the British suggestion
that Japan's right to equality in
theory only be granted and that
equality in fact be withheld was
fatty rejected by the japanese.
, 1934-12-02
Private Schools To
Fight FERA Classes

DALLAS. Dec. l.-Pl-A reSOlu-
ton opposing free tuition in the
adult schools maintained BY the
Federal Emergency Relief admins
tration was passed Saturday at the
annual meeting OF the Southwest
ern Private Commercial Schools
association. 1t was claimed FERA
schools were competing with pri-
vate commercial schools.
About forty delegates attended
the meeting from Oklahoma, Louisi-
ana, Arkansas and Texas points.
, 1934-12-02
So Much SawduSt

COUNCIL BLUFFS. IA re-
port that an unclad baby was
lying unprotected from the chill
weather in the back seat OF a
parked car sent police racing TO
the scene, vowing to throw ev-
erything IN the law book" al the
parents.
They found the baby as re-
ported, its sawdust torso Starched
stiff by the cold.
, 1934-12-02
TIDE TABLE

High and low TIDE at Port Isabel
Sunday, under normal meteor
illogical conditions:
Tigh ...... 2:05 p. m; 1l:40 p. m.
Low ...... 6:24 a. m; 1920 D. M.
, 1934-12-02
THE WEATHER

East Texas least If Tooth meri
diam: Sunday local showers;
warmer in extreme east, colder in
northwest portion.
Fresh southerly winds on the
coast PROBABILITY increasing.
, 1934-12-02
Beer Drinking Burglar

PITTSBURGH "A half dozen
empty beer bottles, one recovered
in each OF six homes looted in
the Squirrel Hill district, are the
only clues police have 70 the
identity Of a burglar who escaped
with several hundred dollars
worth of clothing and other art
icleS.
In each case, police said, the
burglar apparently slipped az a
bottle Of beer while robbing the
place. He brought the beer him
self.
, 1934-12-02
A Clean Escape

McALESTER, Okla.-Ted Cole,
% year : old convict, made a
clean getaway" fom the state
penitentiary. He tied himself up
in a laundry bag and hid In an
outbound truck from which he
jumped outside the prison walls.
, 1934-12-02
Flashes
= Of =
Life
CBy The Associated Press)

Tby TIT N1aINIaEEN FEEaaT
In The Navy Now
FRANKFORT. Ky.-Some 1000
men, women and children are
Kentucky colonies, but there's
only one skipper OF the Ohio
River" Governor Ruby Laffoon
issued that title to Fred Erhart
OF Louisville.
The Governor also added A. Z.
Perry OF New York to his staff
as Admiral Of the Kentucky
river"