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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-01-09
UPWARD
UPWARD. Jan. 9.-The cottage

UPWARD. Jan. 9.-The cottage
prayer meeting is progressing
nicely during the winter season.
Mr.. Baylous Laughter, of Ashe-
vile, and son, Eugene. visited Is
sister, Mrs. John Jackson. during
the weekend. =,
Mrs. Pearl Blackwell is WIFI
her parents and is caring for nei
mother, who is i'll.
Pink Case and John Jackson
called on Grant Arledge recently;
Mr.. and Mrs. John Jackson ana
family called on Mr.. and MIS-
Harvey Jackson, of New Hope,
Sunday night.
Richard Jackson was the recent
overnight guest of Mr.; and MIS-
O. T. Perry, of Union Hill. ,
Mr. and Mrs. John Jackson had
as their guest Sunday, Mr.. O. T.
Perry.
Mr. Ben Walden had the mis-
fortune to lose his horse Friday.
Mr.. Glover Gillian had as his
guest Sunday, Mr.. Ebert Jackson
of Union Hill.
Mr.. Ben Taylor's friends are
sorry to know he is not improv-
ing.
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ARE PUSHING
LIQUOR BILL
Senate Confirms Morgen-
thau, Although Assailed
by Robinson

WASHINGTON, Jan. 9. (UP).
Moving swiftly after receipt OF
the liquor tax bill from the house
which passed it Friday, the senate
finance committee yesterday IA
vorablv reported the measure
through which the government
hopes to obtain $550,000,OO0 a
year in new revenues.
Majority Leader Robinson OF
the senate said the bill would be
considered Wednesday. and pre-
Gicted that it would pass with
little TO no opposition. The bill
levies a SO a gallon tax on dis
titled spirits, 81 barrel on beer
and between 10 cents and 81 on
wines.
All amendments in committee
to change the measure were de-
feated. They included efforts by
Senator Walsh. Dem. Mass, 10
lower the beer tax from So to S3
a barrel, and Senator McAdoo,
Dem. Calf, to lower the tax on
wines up to Il per cent alcohoIc
strength from 10 cents to seven
and one-half cents.
With no legislation before them;
members of both houses devoted
the day largely to oratorical out
bursts. The senate. toward the
close of the day, confirmed the
nomination of Henry Morgenthau'
Jr.. to be secretary of the treas
urv after Senator Robinson. Re-
publican, Ind. had attacked NOR
genthau as unfit for this high
post" ...-.,
Robinson based his criticism
upon Morgenthau's ASSOCIATION VI
the treasury for the past two
months with Earl S. Bailie, mem
Der of the J. w. Sehgman q 20 20
brokerage firm of New York. Inc
Indiana senator charged that Bal
| lie was largely responsible for ne,
ootiating the sale of Peruvian
bonds of American investors at a
SUBSEQUENT loss of millions OF dol
lars when the securities were de-
faulted.
"The man who is to be held re-
sponsible for the huge rehnanclne
operation that the government
must undertake soon should have
the confidence of the entire ma
ton" Robinson warned. g.
The senate approved the nomi
nation and then adjourned unit
wednesday when Majority Leade,I
Robinson said President RooseVei
would send special message u
congress on readjustment OF tarn
credit bonds to guarantee prlncl
pal as well as interest and anothe
message asking ratification OF tn
St Lawrence waterway treat!
Robinson admitted there was con
siderable opposition to such &C
ton. ..
1t was reported in authoritativ
quarters the presidents messag
on farm credit bonds would pro
pose creation of federal tarr
mortgage corporation capitalize
at S2OO,OO0,O0O with authority /
issue bonds to the extent of 81,
900, 100000 for refnancing farr
mortgage obligations.
The directorate of this propose
corporation, it was said, woul
consist of the governor of tn
farm credit administration
chairman; the secretary of tn
treasury. farm loan commissions
ard two members of the farr
credit administration to be select
ed by its governor.
New bills were introduced /
both houses. Rep. Britten. Repn
H.. proposed construction of 10
new warships at a cost of 1882
100000. Senator Reed, Repn
Pa, asked the senate to carry on
the American Legion Legislative
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Dempsey IN:

GRAPEVINE commentators, ny
whom l mean those people who
know a great many things about
e"erything that is not their own
business, have been agog recently
with fresh morsel of gossip. The
story is that Jack Dempsey is
about to move into Madison Square
Garden as matchmaker.
II has come from so many
sources lately that it is being
passed along to you for what it is
worth.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1934-01-09

Harry w. Blair of Missouri, a
new assistant of U. S. Attorney
General Homer S. Cummings. Is
shown here after he had been
sworn in, at the Department of
Justice. Blair is the husband of
Mrs. Emily Newell Blair, former
Democratic national committee
chairman.
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WALLPAPER 1o7 YEARS OLD

BOSTON (UP)-Elmer F. Tan
ner removed the wallpaper from
his room and found that it was
put on in 1926. The brick house
was built in 1860. and was once
the home of John Hancock, signer
of the Declaration of Indepen-
dencp
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program including minimum COM
pensation of 500 per month for
totally disabled veterans.
Senator Johnson. Repn., Calf,
proposed creation of a maritime
board to aid recovery in the ship
ming industry.
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Watch for Announcement
of Brunson's Fire Sale!
HOOKS; ~
| | and SLIDES ~ ~
SY BILL BRRUCHER -SS!- 2s-

fnese are not nice ngureS, anu
if any substantiation of the rumOrs
of a change are reeded. it proba-
bly, can be found in the financial
report.
Evening star., 1934-06-28
WASHINGTON c, THURSDAY,

Smith entertained guests at the din
ner dance on the terrace of the
Shoreham last evening when the
company included Or. and Mrs. Harry
A. Ong, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank F. Mes
bitt. Mr.. and Mrs. Harold A. Brooks
and Mr.. and Mrs. J. Donald Halsted.
Mr.. and Mrs william Potter Ar
mold are receiving congratulations on
the birth of daughter Tuesday in
Garfield Hospital. Mrs. Arnold was
formerly Miss Julia Matheson. daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs. Malcolm Mathe-
son.
A surprise birthday bridge" and
dance was given Mr. George Wise
Barnes at the Rollins Studio Tuesday
evening Mr. Barnes was the re-
Evening star., 1934-06-28

School and Mr.. Vincent H. Day left
yesterday for a six-week motor trip
across the continent. Besides visit
ing the Bicentennial Exposition. Lake
Louise IN the Canadian Rockies and
several of the national parks in the
West. the party plans to visit Mr.. Hal
Hobbs at Seattle, Wash; Mrs. Henry
King, formerly Miss Almeda Snyder,
of San Francisco. and Mr.. and Mrs.
william L. Purdum. Escondito. Calf,
all natives of Montgomery County,
Md. and Mrs. Eric Wendelin of En-
senada, Lower California, Mexico.
Evening star., 1934-06-28

cipient of many gifts and Miss Esther
Marks and Mr.. Henry Marks received
prizes for the lucky number dance.
Miss M. Elizabeth Ewaldsen presided
at the punch bowl. An exhibition
carioca was danced by Miss Hen
rietta Millet and Mr.. Jack Rollins
and an exhibition tango was rendered
by Miss Olive Quick and Sergt. Frank
lin r. Anderson.
Guests were Mrs. Anne McDrew,
Mrs. Harry Deckard. Mrs. r. F.
Hewett, Miss Charlotte Hewett, Mrs.
H. c. Thompson. Miss Amy Falconer,
Miss Elzie Raye Sanders, Miss Esther
Marks. Miss Olive Quick. Miss Marie
PaSsapoe. Miss Margaret Vogt, Lou
Jean Barker. Miss Hazel Dusing, Miss
M Elizabeth Ewaldsen, Miss Mary
Evening star., 1934-06-28
Nephew of Senator Dill
Engaged to New Yorker.

Engaged to New Yorker.
Mr.. Irving Taylor Myers of ASS East
Fifty-seventh street, New York. has
announced the engagement OF his
daughter, Miss Elizabeth T, Myers, to
Mr.. Phillip Livingston Jones. son of
Mrs. William W. Wood, jr, and the
late Phillip Livingston Jones
Miss Myers, who for number of
years lived in Pelham Manor, at
tended the Ethel Walker School in
Simsbury, Conn. and Villa GazZolo,
Verona, Italy. Her mother who died
some years ago. was Miss Helen
Bachelor of Plainfield, N. J. Miss
Myers was introduced to society at
tea dance at the Waldorf Astoria in
the Autumn of 1882.
Mr.. Jones, grandson of the late
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Livingston Jones,
Is direct descendant of Phillip Liv-
ingston and belongs to the Jones
family of Long Island He is nephew
of Miss Louise Jones OF Cold Spring
Harbor, Charles H. Jones of this city
and Mrs. Clarence C. Dill, wife of
Senator Dill of Washington. On the
maternal side Mr. Jones is a grand
son of the late Alexander T. Lucas.
He attended Pomfret School and now
is associated with the National Bank
of Yorkville The date of the we'd
ding has not been set.
Mr.. Robert S. Denvir, assistant
counsel in the legal division. N. R. A.,
was host at dinner at the Shoreham
last evening, having among his
guests. Maj Francis P Hardaway,
U. S. A. and Mrs Hardaway, Mr.. and
Mrs. Sydney R. Prince, jr., and Miss
Margaret Clopton.
Mrs. Paul B. Kelly, wife of Lieut..
Kelly, U. S. A. has come here from
Fort Monroe. Va, where they are
stationed and she has taken a suite
at the Wardman Park Hotel for the
duration of her stay in Washington.
Attended by 200 members of the
churches on his charge, the Rev.
Charles F. Cumpins. for the past year
pastor of Kemptown Methodist
Protestant Circuit. was given a fare
we'll party at the parsonage at Kemp
town. Md. This tribute came as a
complete surprise to the minister and
his family.
At the anual conference of Metho-
dist Protestant Churches, Rev. Cum
Minis was assigned to Nichols
Memorial M P. Church. near Balti-
more.
Mr. P. J. O'Shea of Brisbane, Au-
stralia, with his daughter, Miss Ella
OShea. is spending few days in
Washington and they are occupying a
suite at the Wardman Park Hotel
Mr.. and Mrs William Parkhurst
Evening star., 1934-06-28

Alice Bingham. Mr.. and Mrs. Jack
Rollins, Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Millet,
Mr.. Ewaldsen. Mr.. Howard Mann Miss
Henrietta Millet, Mr.. Henry Marks,
Mr.. Paul Ewaldsen. Sergt. Franklin
r. Anderson, Mr.. David Kreider, Mr..
Stephen c. Stutz. jr.: Mr.. Clifford
Macdonald and DR.. Victor A. Niagro.
Miss Constance Mullinix, a member
Of the faculty Of Damascus Elementary
School, Damascus, Md; Mrs. Vincent
H. Day, another faculty member of
the same school: Miss Edwina Multi
nix of the faculty of Germantown
Evening star., 1934-06-28
Entertainment Precedes
GiffOrd.Mi Wedding,

Much entertaining is being done for
Miss Elizabeth Minis of the Univer-
sity of Maryland. daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. j. r. Minis of Luray, Va,
whose wedding to Mr.. William Gif-
ford, jr.. Of Washington. will take
Evening star., 1934-06-28

CONTINUED From Second Page)
Rev. and Mrs. Elliott. who gave her
marriage.
Maj. william C. James, U. S. M. c.,
has arrived IN Washington for duty
at Marine headquarters and will spend
some time at the Martinique.
Capt. George A. Horkan, U. S. A,
and Mrs. HorKan have arrived at the
Martinique from New Orleans for an
indefinite stay.
Maj. and Mrs j. H. Doolittle of st.
Louis Mo, are passing a short time
at the Carlton.
The Rev. and Mrs. H. Teller Cooke
and their son James of Chevy Chase,
Md, left today for Avon-by- -the-Sea,
N. j., where they will spend the
month of July.
y Miss Jirka Mala came today from
her home in Prague, CzechoSlovakia,
to spend the Summer with her sister,
Mrs. Willis Nolan. in Somerset, Md.
Mrs Elizabeth Chambers, Clarendon,
Va, has as guest for few days
her nephew, Ensign Lester Chambers,
who arrived by plane on Monday from
Montgomery. Ala.
Ensign Chambers, who was gradu-
ated from the United States Naval
Academy in June, will leave Saturday
for New York, from where he will
sail on the U. S. S. Colorado, to which
he has been assigned, on July /.
Mrs Chambers also has as guests
her sister and nieces, Mrs. A. L. Carter
and the Misses Mary and Cora Carter
of Atlanta, Ga, who are dividing their
time between visits to Mrs. Carter's
son and daughter -in-law, Mr.. and
Mrs. Lane Carter of Washington.
Evening star., 1934-06-28

place in early August in the Episcopal
Church at Luray.
Miss Elizabeth CARRIER of College
Park, Md, entertained Tuesday eve
ming at her home in Luray Park at
a bridge luncheon and shower. Pres
ent were Miss Elizabeth Minis, Miss
Emma Speake of Baltimore, Md: Miss
Virginia .Roudabush. Miss Marks,
Nashville, Tenn; Miss Groveen Pitt
uCnntinued on Fourth Pacel
Evening star., 1934-06-28

Mrs Wendelin was formerly Miss
Dorthy Walters of Chevy Chase.
Evening star., 1934-06-28

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Evening star., 1934-06-28

Continued on Fourth Page.)
Evening star., 1934-06-28

Rev and Mrs. Elliott. who gave her
a gift shower in honor of her coming
marriage.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
SAY LIQUOR
AIDS SPORTS

NEW YORK, Dec. 90 UP)-The
effect of repeal on sports in 1884
was considered beneficial, according
to nationwide poll conducted by
the United Press.
OF 302 sports editors voting, 129
said that legal drinking helped
sports; 116 said it had no bearing
on athletics generally, and % others
found it a detriment. Thirty-five
were undecided
According to the vote of 228 there
was more drinking at sporting
events. Only 16 said there was less.
Those who voted repeal beneficial
to sports pointed out that:
l. Increased drinking stimulated
interest.
2. Betting increased on sports
events 10-fold.
3. Drinking made sports events
more of a social event.
Those editors who saw no effect
as result of repeal pointed out
that there always had been drink
ing at sporting events, and if there
was any increase in attendance it
was not because of repeal.
Those who viewed repeal as detri-
mental dwelled particularly on in
creased roWdyiSm.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
FOUR TIED IN
GOLF TOURNEY

PASADENA, Calf, Dec. %. U,P)
"A quartet, boasting sub-par cards
of SO, led the parade of golfers who
entered the second round of the
$4,000 Pasadena Open tournament
today.
Emory Zimmerman, Portland,
Ore, pro who led Thursdays quail
fiers, was joined as pace-setter
yesterday by Johnny Revolta, Mil
waukee; Dave Martin of Los An
geles, and Ralph Guldahl, former
ly of st. Louis, all of whom match
ed his SO in their inaugural round.
Par is II.
Vic Ghezzi of Deal, N. j., bayed
at their heels by stroking a TO- Par
was evened by Charles Guest of
Los Angeles, Jimmy Hines of New
York, Neil White of Los Ange-
les, Henry aBtista of Pasadena,
leading the amateur.
Horton Smith of Springfield,
Mo-, and Walter Hagen of Detroit,
faltered in the early trials and
took 73's, along with Clarence
Yockey of Kansas City, Ben Col
trim of San Francisco and Orville
White of st. Louis.
Fred Morrison of Pasadena and
George Won Elm of Los Angeles
were among those bracketed with
72's. Witty Cox of Brooklyn had "a
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
LOCAL FIVE
ALL SET FOR
COAST TEAM
Coach Taylor And Men Hoping
For Victory Over State Col
lege Quintet

Jaycee Arab basketeers face the
San Diego Aztecs at 8 o'clock to-
night in the high school gymna-
SUM for their first important game
of the season.
Defending champions for the
Southern California conference,
the Aztecs are probably one of
the strongest teams the Arabs will
meet, and the local boys are on
the alert to do everything they
can to place another win in their
collection. In two practice games
with the Imperial Valley Hardware
team, they have rung up impress
sive victories. Last night at Braw-
ley, however, the Aztecs we're the
winners by Alb margin in the
first of the two games scheduled to
take place in the valley.
The probable starting lineup for
the Aztecs, boasting several letter.
men from last years team, places
Charlie Wilson, an all-conference
forward, and Clinton Moss, a Ne
gro lad who has been showing
plenty Of stuff, at forward; Lin
den Burns, star of last years Frosh
team, at center; Don Clarkson,
who is reputed to be a clever ball
handler, and Frank Nottbusch, at
guard.
The tentative starting lineup
for the Arabs has such stellar play
ers as Drennen and Van Nostrand
as forwards; Delozier at center,
and Ryerson and Rex, guards. Van
Nostrand, high point scorer in the
last Hardware game, has been
showing up we'll
R. R. Taylor is the coach for the
Arabs and Morris Gross coaches
the coast outfit.
All patrons of the game are as
sured of good seats, for extra
bleachers have been put up for
this game, it has been reported.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
Arabs Tackle Aztecs Here Tonight
PACHO DROPS
BOSTON BOUT

Bobby Pacho, former Ell Centro
boxer, dropped a close decision in
Boston last night to Sammy Full
er, according to news to dispatches.
Fuller, although a veteran as
ring years go, was given the de-
cision by Jack Sharkey, former
worlds heavyweight champion and
according to all accounts rated it,
though Pacho kept right after him
from start to finish. The former
local ideal took lead in the mid
rounds but dropped it when Full
er spurted in the closing numbers
to, get. the referees nod. An acci-
dental crack on the jaw which
Fuller landed on Snarkey, had no.
thing to do with the decision.
sports writer's present agreed.
Pacho was in "big time" COM
pany, for in addition to Sharkey,
Max Baer and Jack Dempsey of
ficiated as referees in other bouts.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
To
PLAY A. B. {.

For the third time this season,
the A. B. c. team and the Cali
patric Merchants will clash tomor-
row when they meet on the East
side diamond here at 2 o'clock.
Three weeks ago the teams play
ed slashing % game and last
week Calipatria nosed out the To-
Gals in 10 game. The A. B. C.
team will be out for revenge to-
morrow and with Cook" Nelson
on the mound. hope to turn back
the northerners.
Alviro will be on the mound for
Calipatria. He is a high-class
twirler who pitched in the north
ern part of the state and has been
considered good enough for try
out by the Cincinnati Reds next
season.
A feature of the game will be a
foot-race between Tom Jones, Cali
patria veteran player and Bill
Tackett, lithesome member of the
state traffic squad and the only
man ever to knock a baseball from
Ell Centro clear to Heber.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
THden Selects
Best Prospects

NEW YORK, Dec. %. W.H -
Bill Tilden nominates Sidney
Wood, Frank Parker, Gene Mako
and Donald Bulge as the best of
the amateur tennis crop available
for the 1885 Davis cup team.
Tilden, a professional, still is suf-
ficiently interested in amateur ten
mis- to drop few words of advice.
"The United States" he said,
Should start building now for fu-
ture Davis Cup competition. That's
the only way to get together a
team capable of making any kind
of showing"
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
TWO DOZEN
MACS ENTER
FIRST RACE

LOS ANGELES, Dec. %. U,1 -
Weights were being assigned today
to the "a nominees entered in the
$4,000 added Christmas stakes, in
augural feature at Santa Anita
Park.
Time Supply winner of the $25,-
900 Bay Meadows handicap last
week, and Head Play, 1888 Freak
ness winner, were expected to car
ry the heaviest weights when
checking was completed by Racing
Secretary Webb Everett.
Excepting Onrush, every horse
entered in the Bay Meadows clas-
sic was nominated for the Christ
mas stakes which will be at one
mile. Norman B. Church's Risku-
lus, A. A. Baroni's Top Row, Fred
Alger's Dark Entry, all were on the
list.
Other nominees included Gillie
and Peradventure, Frank Ormont,
Sun Archer, Wachoche, High Glee
and Jabot, Thomasville and Terra
lice, Navanod, Mad Trump, Bonny
Grafton, Semaphore, Chictoney,
Trombone and Precursor and Mr.
Bun.
Head Play remained a doubtful
starter despite his good showing in
workouts to date. Mrs. Silas B.
Masons star campaigner has been
in retirement over year and his
presence in next Tuesdays race
has been a subject of doubt since
his arrival.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
PLAYERS WELCOMED

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. % W.P)-
City officials and alumni of eastern
colleges gathered at the Ferry build
ing today to welcome the 90 foot
ball players who will represent the
east in the annual East-West Shrine
football game New Years Day.
Soon after their arrival the east
ern stars will meet their western
opponents at rally at the Palace
hotel. Afterwards they will tour
the city, then go to Berkeley for
training.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
Crimson Tide
Heading West

NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 90. W,R-
Alabama's Crimson Tide, enroute
to the Pacific coast to meet Stan
ford university in the Rose Bowl
classic at Pasadena New Years
day, spent four hours in New Or
leans last night.
The team, accompanied by a
large delegation of fans. arrived
aboard a 14-coach special train at
$50 p. m, and departed at 10:30
p. m. There were 226 persons, in
Guiding team members aboard.
Coach Frank Thomas plans to
put the team through a light drill
this afternoon at San Antonio.
Texas.
STANFORD UNIVERSITY, Calf.
Dec. 90. UP)-Stanford'S intensive
practice for the Rose Bowl game
produced its first casualty today in
Jack Walton, husky right guard
substitute.
Walton received a leg injury in
scrimmage and was sent to the
hospital. He was joined there by
Jack Drown. sub tackle, who has a
heavy cold.
The rest of the squad carried on,
with only Stan Anderson, fullback
understudy, not in uniform. Two
practice drills were planned for to-
day and a long one for Monday be-
fore the team breaks up for a
brief Christmas holiday.
They will reassemble Thursday
in Los Angeles to put on finishing
touches to the new attack, mixing
passes with the power plays STAN
ford is preparing tor Alabama.
Imperial Valley press., 1934-12-22
UpkN
.SPORTAPARADE
MA@$D
BY HENRY McLEMORE
United Press Staff Correspondent


NEW YORK, Dec. % U.P)-Inas-
much as my friends know I do not
wish to become a senator for
number of reasons, one of which
is that I do not chew cut plug, 1
feel safe in defending Kingfish
Huey Long.
At that, it is possible that some
will call me a sucker for going to
bat for the kingfish, but 1 think
see in his Vaccinations striving
for perfection.
Thus he had no choice in the case
of Biff Jones, coach of the King
fish's l.. S. U. football team. Jones
had lost something like two con-
ference games in three years, and
thereby had fallen far short of the
kingfish's demands.
Jones resignation followed short
ly after the end of the football sea-
son as matter of course.
Huey, the kingfish, as I see him,
is a misunderstood idealist. He can
be grouped in the same general
category as other great minds -
musicians, scientists and artists who
have labored in the thankless Vine
yard, ever seeking perfection.
Like Michelangelo (wasn't it
Mike?) Huey will accept no sub
stitute for perfection.
Once Mike painted great mural
which covered the inside of a build
ing. Upon its completion, the smart
guys gathered to cape.
Presently Mike, wild-eyed and
with his hair flying, armed himself
with brushes, scurred up a ladder
! and began repainting one tiny spot
/ on the great mural.
What the hell's wrong with you,
| Mike?" one of the Kibitzers asked.
That looks like a pretty good job
of paint-daubing to me-"
"It's terrible. I got too many
hars in this eyebrow" Mike re-
piled, furiously applying brushes to
one obscure spot.
But that's a mere trifle, Mike, "
the Kibitzer insisted.
Eyes, I know that" Mike said,
But trifles are perfection, and per-
fection is no trifle.'
With the Kibitzer's ears slapped
down, I leave Mike and go around
| the corner in quest of some West
chester county applejack.
But that explains the kingfish
Anything short of the kingfishs S
perfection doesn't go in Louisiana.
And latest reports reveal that he is
, about to obtain a coach ideally suit
ed to his situation.
Jumping Joe Robot, famous star
and coach of the Westinghouse
Electric institution, has been made
what is described as flattering Of
| fer to go to Louisiana and take
over the football team. #
Jumping Joe Robot can be relied
upon to carry out the kingfishs in
struction, once he has been wound
up and turned loose. In this way
the kingfish can impart to the
! Louisiana State team his football
, knowledge, spurned by Coach Bift
Jones, who found himself out OF
! place in the kingfish's Louisiana.
I But one more robot will fit in just
/ right.