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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-04-26
Questions and Answers

time to time, but in general it was
marked by a line some miles be-
yOnd the northern extremity Of the
Dead Sea. This land of Moab is
plateau from 5000 to 1000 feet
above the Mediterranean sea.
Q-What are peasants?
Am Europe the name applies to
small landed proprietors or lease
holders who till the soil; petty
farmers. farm labOrers, any rustic
workman or uncultured country
man.
O-What form Of government did
Rome have during the time of Jul
Illus Caesar?
A-Republic.
Q-What is guncotton?
A powerful explosive produced
by the action of strong nitric acid
on ordinary cotton.
GLOW large is Central park,
New York?
A-Two and one-half miles long
and half mile wide.
Q-Does glass deteriorate with
age?
A-Under ordinary conditions it
does not.
Q-Why does water put out fires?
A-Because it shuts of the air
and stops the chemical combina-
ton Of the carbon in the burning
substance with the oxygen in the
air.
O-What is the derivation and
meaning of the name Cowdrey?
At is a British family name
derived from the French, and means
a grove of hazel trees.
Q-Is Joe Penner an American?
Ale is a naturalized American
of Hungarian birth.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-04-26

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or information. It viii be answered free
of charge if Won will address The In
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1922 New York avenue. y. W, Wash
ington. ID. C.. enclosing a 3-Cent stamp
for reply. Advice on legal. marital. and
medical matters can not he given. nor
can extended research he undertaken.
Q-What is the proper place for a
book plate?
A-on the inside of the front
cover.
Q-For what collegiate degree do
the initials = NJ stand?
Aiming engineer.
Q-Is there any difference in the
meaning and pronunciation Of the
words "airplane" and "aerOplane"?
A-The words are synonymous in
meaning. One is pronounced AFRO
plane and the other air-plane.
Q-What is a bull in speech?
A-The dictionary defines it as
"an expression, the terms of which
are absurdly inconsistent or con-
Trajectory; a ridiculous contradic-
ton Of terms
Q-Do women vote in all states?
A-AH states are required by The
nineteenth amendment to the Con-
stitutiOn to permit women to vote
on an equality with men.
(Which President was called
the "Bonaparte of Politics.
A-WilHam Mckinley.
Q-Where did the Noabites. men
tened IN the Bible. come from?
A-They we're the children of
Moab, a people occupying the high
table-land east of the Dead Sea,
and the southern section Of Jordan.
The southern boundary was EdOm;
the eastern. AmmOn and the desert;
the northern boundary shifted from
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-04-26

He sat up. Selling the musket Of the sheykh
and holding it in readiness. a hunting lion" said
the girl in low voice. "Phew!" exclaimed Colt.
Il must have been asleep. for that certainly gave
me start" yes, you were asleep said the girl,
u heard Vol talking
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-04-26

He detected laughter in her voice. What was
I saying?" asked Colt Maybe you wouldn't want
to hear. 1t might ernbarrass you" she answered.
mo, tell me-" he pleaded. you said I love you"
she answered. did I reallv2e be asked
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1934-04-26

Presently Colt dozed and in his dream he saw
the slender figure of star-eyed goddess whose
cheeks were wet with tears, but when he took her
in his arms and kissed her he saw that she
Fora Drinov Then a hideous sound from the
Jungle below awakened him.
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By Williams
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yes. I wonder whom you were talking to" she
said banteringy. Il wonder" said Colt, recalling
that in his dream the figure Of one girl had merged
into that of another. The lion. hearing their
voices moved away growing. He was not hunt
ing the hated nan-thing.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28

Managua, JUNO 28.-El do
mingo celebr6 su cumpleanos ell
p~residente Sacasa.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
Sc VOLCO Ell AEROPLANO
DEL EMBAJADOR BUT LIT

MoScu, JUNO 2S.-El aero :
plano del embajador William c.
Bullitt Sc volc6 aver, Saliendo
ilesos ell d~ipomatico y SUI photo,
teniente Thomas d. White.
AL dar cuenta del accidente a
John c. Wiley. conSejero de la
embajada, Bllitt dijo por tele-
fono cue el motor habia deiade
de funcionar V que la habilidad
del teniente pudo evitar la ca :
tastrofe.
Sc hallaba el em5ajador en-
canine para recibir a su hija
Ana, que ha regresado de los ES
tados Unidos.
F. campo de Leningrado eS
pequenp Y rodeado por ranta-
nos, La noticia del accidente Sc
trasmiti6 por TELEGRAPH al pre-
sidente Roosevelt. Quien contes-
to lamentando 10 sucedido,
La gaceta., 1934-06-28

CELEBRO lSU CUMPLEA-
NOS Ell P~RESIDENTE SA-
-, CASA
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
LAS E son TAN IN
1~ELIGENTES CONC LOS
HOMBRES

Quebec, Canada, JUNO 2S.-Pro
nunciando un discurso ante los
delegadoS de un congreso inter-
nacional, la Srta. Agnes Nc
Phail, miembro de la Camara de
los C1munes, dijo a las mujereS
que lie eScuchaban: "ESten Ii s.
tas para ir a sus respectivaS le-
gSslaturas V congress y no pien-
sen que los hombres tienen mas
cerebro que ustedes. No Sc enga
men creyendolo. Hemos empeza
do a girar sobre ell credito ma
cional Y ell presidente Roosevelt
tendra que hacer 10 mismo o fra
casara. Ell pueblo no seguira apo
yando sistema tan artificial CO.
mo csc de redUcir las siembras,
quemar cafe, o disminuir la CO.
secha de algod6n."
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
JATACARON LA UKRAlNA A
UN HEBREO COMUNISTA

Moscu, JUNO 28.-Completa
igraldad racial es uno de los
.punto capitales del regimen So
Wet y cualquier expression de
snti-semitismo sc castiga dura-
.mente en- este pals, que tantos
asesinatos de judios viera come
ter.
I'm joven comunista hebreo
.fue atacado en- la Ukraina, por
un grupo de campesinos, y los
golpes lie ocasionaron la muerte.
Para ell lugar del crimen sal.
dra un fiscal especial de la u
|ni6n Soviet, con Ell fin de casti-
gar a tOdos los responsables.
Ell grupo invade la casa DIN.
lie la J6ven residia, en- union de
su madre Y un hermano, y Ian.
,zando insultos lie acometi6.
Uno de los agresores Sc en-
cuentra detenido.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
UN FRENTE CONTRA Ell
GOBIERNO DE NANKING

Shanghai, JUNO 28.-Uespa-
ichos recibid9s de Hong Kong
aseguran cue Sc ha llegado a Tn
jcompleto acuerdo entire las pro-
vincia de Human V Kwangtung
como resultado de una vista
'1ue hiciera al sur ell general
He Chen.
Los leaders de eSas provin-
cias, y tambien los de Kwangsi,
cambiaron puntos de vista CO.
bre la situaci6n politica, aun-
que apartemente la reunion te-
MIA caracter anticomunista.
Sc da por SECURE que muy
lpronto seran dominados los CO.
munistas de Kiangsi y Fukien,
pero contin1an los preparativos
militares.
Ell leader de Kweichow,
Wang Chialich, ira muy pronto
a Canton a discutir una alianza
Idel Sur, Y Ho Chen ira a Hong
Kong con ell fin de inclinar de
su parte al irreconciliable HUI
Han-Min.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
URUGUAY PAGA SUS DEU-
DAS

Montevideo. JUNO 2S.-Para
abonar r6ditos de la deuda eX
tranjera, ell gobierno uruguay
remiti6 aver $17,337 a New
York, 3,000,466 frances a Paris
v 1,432 libras esterlinaS a Lon
dres.
Los bancos de Montevideo o.
f~recieron $4,000, 900 al gobieF-
no, a bajo interes, pero Ell mi
nistro de hacienda, Pedro NJ,
Rios, no quiSo aceptarlos, eXpli-
cando que trata de equili5rar
los presupuestos dentro de los
Iimites de los ingresos, sin solici
tar p~restamos.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
LA AMISTAD ENTIRE PER,
STA Y TURQUIA

IEstambul, JUNO 28.-Los
campos de batalla de la guerra
greco-turca fueron visitados
por ell Shar de Persia, Ria Kan,
Y ell presidente de la Rep1blica
turca, Mustafa Kemal. Una es-
trecha amistad personal Sc ha
desarrollado entire los dos hom-
bres.
Ell ministro turco de obras p1
blicas confirma cue las rutas
turco-persas estan siendo estu-
diadas y que en- elias Sc trabaja-
ra activamente.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
DEMONSTRATIONS CONTRA
Ell CONSULADO ALEMAN
EN- NEW YORK

New York, JUNO 26.-Pi-
diendo la libertad de Ernst
II hedlmann, ell jefe ccmunista
preso en- Alemania, mas de tres
mil comunistas simpatizadores,
lp~artidarioS de la Federation
Anti-Nazi, verificaron auui una
manifestation frente al edifi-
clio del consulate general ale
man, Mum. II de Battery Place
Los manifestantes, acompa-
nados por una banda de mdsica,
cantaron la International V ell
Frente Rojo.
I'm grupo de IT'S policias, ba-
jo ell mando del inspector Con-
way, mantuvo ell orden.
I'm orador 'prometi6 que la
huelga martina del Pacifico
serla pronto extendida a todos
los puertos de los Estados Uni
dos.
Ell comite que subi6 al consul
lado aleman no fue recibido.
pero a uno de los empleados Sc
entreg6 una COMMUNICATION de-
mandando la libertad incondi-
cional de Thaemann.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
I'm MENSAJE
A NUESTROS LECTORES

Ell anuncio modemo tiene tanto interes como I'm
a~rticulo de poEtica, SOCIOLOGICAL o c%ualquier oho tema.
Leyendo I'm anuncio muchas veces listed encuen-
ira 10 que lie convene y otras recuerda que debe COM
prar algo que necesta.
Ell comerciante modemo anuncia con aregbo a 10
que puede cumplry siempre cumple 10 que ofrece, por-
que sabe que el pdbico lee los anuncios y exige Ell cum
plmiento de 10 anunciado.
mas bajos que rigen en- ell mercado y al mismo tempo
que Sc beneficial, ayuda al comerciante que pubica la
propaganda y al p%eriodico que la imprme.
Lea los anuncios, que en- muchos de elos hay pa
ra listed cosas muy convenentes
Leyendo un anuncio listed Sc entera de los precios
1903 Ia. Avenida. Teefono 1892
DEPARTMENT. DE ANUNCIOS DE
LA GACETA
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
A LOS TRABAJADORES
DE TAMPA

La mesa ejecutiva de la u
MON No. 1O4 de Cocineros y
Dependencies, eieva ante ell pue
bio trabajador de Tampa, su
mas energica protesta contra,
la firma Ell Argentine Restau-
rant, sito en- ell 1901 East Mich
gan Ave-, y Gale Is, de la fir
ma Maxine Gonzalez, Jr., y
Laureano Torres, Jr., y CUTLER
mo Temes, por haber despedi-
do ell personal de esta Union
que en- la casa trabajaba sin
u que justificara tai proce-
dimiento, por cuanto dicho per
sonal estaba reajustado al mi
nimo del pago que establece la
Ley de Recuperacion Indus
trial, sustituyendo al personal
destituido con personal desor-
ganizado, considerable este
procedimiento como un lock :
out al trabajo organizado.
Ell Sr. Guillermo Temes, STEM
pre- ha demostrado enemistad
a esta Sociedad, y no podia de-
jar de comprobarlo al entrar
a formar parse de la firma
mencionada, siendo este ell por
que 10 ponemos en- Gonocimien-
to de los trabajadores para que
cada cual coupe ell lugar que lie
corresponds dentro de su ma
xima y liberrima libertad.
Por 10 tanto y por las razo-
mes expuestas, la Union No.
1o4 ha declarado en- mala es-
tabilidad para sus miembros FL
Argentine Restaurant, situado
en- ell mum. 1901 E. Michigan y
Gale Is.
Fraternalmente,
La Mesa Ejecutiva
de la IJnion No. 1O4
Adv.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
IA CArOTA

La Liga lie Trabajadores l.
nides, aunQue ell ano pasad0 di-
10 que habia roto sus relacioNaS
con la Tercera International, ne
ne en- SUI constitution una clau-
sula que dice: ''Se luchara para
yigorizar V mejorar las eXisten-
ties relacioneS fraternales con
las uniones de la International
Roia, ell movimiento minorista
EN- In~glaterra Y la Trade Union
League de los Estados Unidos."
Esa organization declare l72
huelgas en- 1888.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
,PEDIDA LA ~REAPERTURA
DE LA

Lima, JUNO 28.-Una conf =
sion de estudiantes visito al pre-
sidente de la R~ep1blica, general
Benavides, solicitaHd do la rea-
pertura de la Universidad de
San Marcos.
Ell Presidente ofreci6 reabrir
las differences escuelas, sucesiva
mente, 81 las nuevas reglas OBJ
tienen ell debido respeto.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28

Revisto su excelencia la Guar
.dia Naci9nal y des2ues concu-
rri6 a la ceremonial de inaugu-
raci6n de los nuevos cuarteles
de csc cuerpo.
Finaliz6 ell dia con ina re-
cepci6n en- ell Palacio Presiden-
cial.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
LOS CATOLICOS CELEBRA-
RON UNA ASAMBLEA EN-


Paris, JUNO 2S.-Los peri6-
dicoS de Berlin traen relatoS de
la gran asamblea que los cat6li-
COS alemanes efectuaran en- la
capital alemana, bajo la presi :
dencia del obispo Nicolas Ba :
res.
En- un elocuente sermon ell obs
20 dijo que ell dnico 'fueherer"
de los cat6licos era Jesucristo,
"UStedes - dijo - necesitan
un escudo protector contra las
dolencias que les cercan y con-
ira las fuerzas destrrctivaS que
les amenazan. Necesitan un di-
que que lie salve de la insensibi-
lidad religiosa. Deben entender
que es imperative consagrarse
por complete, en- TODD tempo y
hasta la eternidad, para uno So
lamente, para JesucriSto."
Tomaron parte en- las ceremo
Mas monsenor Cesare Orsenigo,
1uncio papal y ell baron Paul f.
:uebenach, ministro de trans
'e9rtes.
La gaceta., 1934-06-28
LOS COMUNISTAS FOMFN-
TAN ~DESORDENES EN- Ell
! CANADA

Ottawa. JUNO 2S.-Dos mi
mas de ORC Y cobre Sc han cerra-
do a consecuencia de huelgas de
claradas por la Liga de Obreros
Unidos, una organization afilia
da a la International Comunia
ia.
Los trabajos Sc reanudaron
en- la nina Noranda. provin>la
de Quebec, despues de haber ST
do arrestadoS algunos de los je-
feS ohrerOS,
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
A PLUcKY WOMAN

Of recent years many women ex-
plorers have braved the dangers of noun
tain, river and jungle in search of adven-
ture or scientific knowledge, or both
Among them Mrs. Alicia Renthall, an Eng
lish woman, is one of the most daring.
For 20 years she has been traversing
remote wild regions, mostly on foot, and
has been around the world six times. Her
wanderings have carried her across Africa
several times, as well as into Tibet, Arabia,
Syria, India, Central America and else
where
One remarkable characteristic of
Mrs. Renthall is that in her jungle ex-
plOrations she goes unarmed, carrying
nothing more formidable than an umbrella.
She recently said:
Il have been quite close to lions and
leopards in the bush, but they have never
harmed me or any of my carriers. always
go unarmed, and / think wild animals
know by instinct that | have no desire to
KILL
While admiring Mrs. Renthall's su-
perb courage and taking her word for the
harmlessness of lions and leopards, most
folks would shrink from penetrating an
African jungle armed only with an UNI
brella.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
POLL OF EDITORS

Recently the National Industrial Con-
ference Board sent questionnaires to H.
076 newspapers. asking the attitude of
their respective communities toward GER
tain important public questions. More
than 5000 replies were received, some of
the results being as follows:
Does your community favor govern
ment. competition with the transportation
business? No, to 1.
Does it want the government to go in.
to the power business? No, to l.
Should the government be permitted
to manage private business? No, Is to 1.
Should the government exercise pro-
duction control? No. 8 to 1.
Should there be government price
fixing for industry? No, to 1.
Should the government enforce codes
for business through court proceedings?
No, to 1.
Should the national debt be increased?
No. to 1.
Should Federal payrolls be reduced?
Yes, to L.
Should employees of New Deal
agencies be placed under Civil Service
rules? Yes. A to l.
Should there be some compulsory sys-
tenn of old age pensions? Yes, to 1.
Several other questions were asked,
but the foregoing will give a good idea of
the attitude of the public, as it is seen by
this large group of editors.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
HE is RIGHT

To hear the plain, unvarnished truth
once in while is good for us. Last week
at conference in Indianapolis, Bishop
Blake of the Methodist Church gave most
of US what we have coming to us in the
following Characterization, though pos
sibly he would not have gone far astray if
he had included the. whole world in, the
.accusation a..
Americans have lest the power of
moral passion and Indignation and have
become nation of yes men. Luke-warm-
ness is one of the curses of America. We
have no convictions. We express no
opinions. We have no independence of our
own. We are fast becoming a nation of
pussy-foOters, side-steppers, wobblers, in
vertebrates. We are shifty, hesitant
evasive, fearful. In the midst of the most
appalling calamity of the century we
haven't first class mind to face it."
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
WEATHER coxDTTUE

A-tropical dis1urt.zzrs mms rsz-
iral last niRht sbau1 T41 49, e.
the ssDurhezsr F3ar6&m E-ummz. $50
ing West-nor1hUeztEzra a1a1 e.
mikes an houF a1temae1 -
ing Eziss and b. Win8s 81 hmrs
csAe force near 60 -
A hlga prHzsMre zEAm. nsesa
over the LAKE reei.u $40 aw
Ohio Valley. oEersE,rsaas muzr a-
tions 81 the country fEuw 80
Plains States eas1wzrd EhEs $50
ing Rains have accurra6 sa
yesterday morning - 49, A1E1-
ne States as lar agUrh a. M9
Carolina being. hezEv e. 49,
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

we are sure, and it is that q great
many children are in absolute need
of one of the liver oils and &c is
very likely that practically all chill
dren would be benefited. We wit
ness one Of the marvels of science
and take it so calmly. We discover
that sunshine is essential to the
normal growth of children and to
the health Of adults. We find out
why. Other Investigations discover
in the fish liver oils those chemical
elements called "vitamins," and it
turns out that they are identical
with the elements manufactured in
our bodies under the influence Of the
suns rays. Thus, when the short
day comes and children are deprived
Of sunshine because of attendance
at school, we have at hand natures
own product and substitute.
1 shall never cease to regard these
discoveries as being among the
greatest triumphs Of man. We
should rejoice in this knowledge
and we should use it, that coming
generations viii be ever better fitted
to carry on the worlds work. ! To
say that it Is one of our obligations
as parents and teachers is not put
ting it too strongly. Sunshine is
essential and it Is better than the
substitute. Lacking it in quantity,
we should rely upon the next best,
one of fish liver oils. But, as al
ways, get your physicians advice.
Don't prescribe for your child
without a physicians advice. DR..
ireland sViB discuss the dangers Of
this merit week.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

night: moderz1e n1r1k go $3.50
east mlmas-
FlaEidA. Fair tuuwew go So
day. sumHwnM1 r9mew m
ano exrrez1e e4st p.sarzsnHs 1amzN
slowly rizing aeuzp~rma1re So
In north And remrrml pu
probably liEh1 fzszr Eanw -
north and iutrriar e. $3.50 So
liens.
Jacksonville - Fluru1a So
Moderate Go frezh nar1h@~z1 m
north Winds e5uEnishnr 80 -
night and far we11hsr aam
and Sunday
East CUT Ma6er11e
shIfting 20 norEhe4E 81 e~
winds.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
MEN WENT TO JAIL FOR 1T

Seventeen years after its creation. the
office of Alien Property Custodian, which
has handled upwards of half billion dol
lars worth of property seized in the Uni
ted States and its territories during the
World War, passes out of the picture
President Roosevelt, in a message TO
Congress communicated his executive or
der abOlishing the office and transferring
its functions, personnel, funds, security and
other property to the Department of Jus
tiee. Some of the early scandals in the of
flee landed prominent officials in prisons.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

John Perry. stunt flyer, dropped sew
eral thousand feet with parachute, land
ing safely in an apple tree on New Jer-
sey farm. But in trying to disentangle his
chute he fell from the tree and broke his
wrist. He remarked that in making a
landing the last 10 feet are the hardest.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
sossssssssssssssssssssss
Today In History

175s-British atake POSSESSION
of Fort Duquesne and rename it
Fort Pitt (PittsbnrghD. a.Ase
1882 -South Cardinals histor-
ic "Auullment Act''-because of
Federal Tariff.
1S59-t75 years agol Darwin's
"OFigin of Species" which first
clearly formulated the theory of
evlution. appeared. in an addition
of $500 copies.
1933-Alfred F. Smiths "ba-
lOney" dollar speech.
Smith college. girls school, has
a student fire captain" in each
building and an aide to her for
each corridor.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

BY mistake a Turkish census-taker
put down the name of camel, Haroun
Kaha, as that of person. Later the ami
NAL was summoned for jury duty and was
taken to court by his owner At that, the
camel was probably as intelligent as some
who are accepted for jury duty.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

Although he is through as a major
league player, Babe Ruth delighted the
fans of Tokyo. Japan. by batting out two
home runs. also double and single, in
game recently played with transforming
team in that city. Among the spectators
was FRINGE sunni, youngest brother of the
emperor. Ruth's team won the game,
Iato2.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

All IS in readiness for the great
basketball game to be played Wed
nesday night between the Mys-
terious Five and the Married
Mems quintet. This should be q
good game. The men of mystery
are eager to break the winning
streak of the Benedicts and the
latter team will strive to maintain
its supremacy.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

Like many another before him,
Thomas Smith of Brooklyn is in trouble
because Of a woman. After successfully
removing $4,000 worth of silk from a
store. he went back to get three pairs of
stockings for his sweetheart and was
caught. lie is now in Jail, charged with
burglary.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

but or the salmon
that is the beaefac-
tor. The needs val
nes, and results are
just the same. Your
I m lily physician
s h ould make the
choice. "a
But of one thing
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

Frank Dugan, Philadelphia barber, is
a man of quick decision. While shaving
a customer he saw an automobile hit a
man in front of his shop and start to speed
away. Dugan dashed after the hit-and-
run driver, jumped on the running board
razor in hand and caused his arrest.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

According to its own report, the Ten
nessee Valley Authority has spent So, $780,
600 In providing housing facilities for 400
families of workmen at Norris, Tenn. or
an average of $3.50 per family. Yes,
Virginia. there is Santa Claus, and he is
your Uncle Sam.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24
SIDELIGHTS
By MARCY q. DARNALI-
Former Editor of The Key West citi.ea

Folks expect too much, declares H. L.
Phillips. the eminent humorist, who says:
Nobody can be as funny all the time as
people think a professional funny man
ought to be-"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

Too many traffic rules and hard
boiled traffic cops became irksome to
Byron Parsons of Evansville, so he sold
his ear and says he has quit motoring for
good. He denies that his decision was in
fIuenced by the fact that he is SO years
old.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

Myrtle Lambert, New Jersey girl,
has been disowned by her father because
of her persistent habit of stealing rides on
freight trains. He said: Il have knocked
her cold several times, but / can't knock
that foOlishness out of her."
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1934-11-24

Before the birth of a child to woman
recently widowed, a Colorado couple
agreed to adopt it and signed legal papers
to that effect. Twins were born, so they
adopted them both.