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The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
BREAKING 1T GENTLY

The engaged pair were taIhln~
over the future.
Darling, she said, when ~
are married you'll have 4 woman n
the house who really knows how -
cook"
He looked surprised.
But, dearest" he said happily. Il
didn't know that you were 1 rood
cook"
She shrugged her shoulders.
I'm not" came her reply, .but
when we're married my mother II
coming to live with us."-London
Answers.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
PHILOSOPHICAL

Kind-hearted Man-Bund! What
an affliction not to be able to rec.
Blind Beggar "a faker)-It's not 20
bad. Nowadays people care less
about seeing than being seen.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Simple Prescripticn

Roherts--Do you know I'm lasiAa
my memory. It's worrying me to
death. =
Martin tsympathetieally3 - Never
mind, old man. Forget all about 1t.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Reform Effort

Reform Effort
@She married him to reform him.
said Miss Cayenne.
ibid she succeedf"
mot precisely. But she added
considerably to his material for re-
pentance."
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Sammy's Correction

would you like some bread and
butter. Sammy7r
mo"
@No what7'
you shouldn't say what auntie;
you should say I beg your pardon
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Not Yet

penurious PERCY wonder II your
father would help me QUIT
Daughter-Yes. IL you'll tell him
when you want to go.--Brooklyn
Eagie.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Strange Thinr

MY husband always said that
making will was the last thing
on earth he would do-and he didn't
do ltl"-Sle und Err (Zofingen).
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21

About Time
Jones-Do you know OF chicken
farm that Is for sale1
Real Estate Broker think 70.
Soda dandy to Brown month before
last.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Wearing II

Election bet, Joe7p
"This tie was given me for my
birthday" = Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
His Grievance.

His Grievances
You're very interested In that
stuffed bird" said the ornithologlst.
Yes" said the aviation expert. II
think its steering gear infringes one
Of my patents
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
No L-oafer for Her

No Loafer for Her
Think OF It, sWeetIe. II you'd
marry me, you'd have a great, blk,
strong man around the house all the
time.'
That's just 1t. I'd prefer 4 hus-
band who had job
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21

How They Land Them
She-Speaking OF germs In kisses
what do you think a girl could
catch that way1
He-Oh, lots OF them catch hus-
bands.
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Gone Forever

Gone Forever
L0ttie-What became OF Jim's iron
will he used to brag about 30 much I"
Mabei-His wife's tears rusted It'll
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21

Prot Raymond Motley resigned assistant
with his regarding launching
political publication
political
right Vincent Professor Moey Averen
associated with the publisher
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21
Al Se.7

Neighbor-Well, and Ia your son
getting well grounded In school7
Father-Well grounded7 Why he's
actually stranded.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-09-21

Just Like That
Didn't the burglars wake you
up7"
mo, they took things very quietly"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
WE PAUSE TO GIVE THANKS

More than three hundred years ago small band
OF settlers on the eastern shores of America set
aside one day on which to give thanks to God for
His blessings. Since that time, with the exception
Of few years, the citizens Of the United States
have likewise set aside one day in which to COM
memorate this event and to give thinks for the
many blessings received during the past year
Of all those three hundred Thanksgiving Days.
today is the one when we can most nearly sympa-
thize with that hardy group of pilgrims. Thanks
giving Day, we now see, is not day on which to
give thanks for having avoided adversely and dis
tress but rather to recognize the hardships always
prevalent and to humbly praise God that we have
had sufficient strength to meet and conquer them
Today we can look back on four years Of adver-
sity, years that have left their mark on nearly
every one Of u.s. We can see that these years could
have been much more severe had not met
problems with faith and courage, and that we are
rewarded with the promise of renewed prosperity.
And so we pause to give thanks that we have
successfully passed through the hardshps of the
depression, that we are again on the threshold
of better times, and that because of our trials we
can better appreciate the good things of life ahead
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
Poultrymen To Be Under
Code Of Fair Competition

A master code of fair competition for
the marketing divisions of the poultry
industry is being discussed with officials
of the agricultural adjustment admin
stration and may be ready for public
hearing within short time, according
to reports received by the agricultural
extension service, Washington State
college.
Such a code, while it would apply to
thousands of dealers engaged in pro-
curing and distributing poultry and
eggs, would be more feasible than any
attempt to deal, individually and di-
rectly with the more than 100000 far
mers in the United States who produce
and market some poultry and eggs.
AS thus far formulated, the code is
designed to remove some of the unfair
practices and wastes in marketing poul-
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
MANY PROBLEMS TO FACE

There are admittedly number of problems
facing this valley if the welfare of citizens is
to- be preserved In the years to come and if this
locality is to prosper. These problems are not hard
to enuinerate and will not be difficult to overcome
it every resident will do his part. spirit of indif
ference is the greatest handicap we face at this
time.
One Of the greatest needs of this valley, as we
are all aware, is to settle the undeveloped lands,
thus bringing in new farms and new business
houses, and strengthening the communities here.
Other communities have shown during the past
year that there are many people looking for
homes, and that bringing them in to look at par
tlcular section is not overly difficult.
Before we can bring prospective settlers into
this valley however, we must make effort to
readJust local conditions According to officials Of
the federal land bank, one of the reasons why our
farmers are having difficulty in obtaining loans
is the outstanding bond issue against the irriga-
ton district. In view of what other irrigation dis
tricts throughout the state have faced, we doubt
it this is as bad as is painted The main feature
is that there is not enough land receiving water
from the ditch
The on y remedy for this condition, of course,
is to enlarge the ditch so that enough water can
be furnished for all land now within the boul-
DIARIES of the district This would admittedly cost
money but if approximately 1000 acres instead of
700 acres We're being served by the irrigation
district, the liability per acre would be decreased
by large sum.
The partial failure of the soldier settlement here
has shown that it is not advisable to bring new
settlers in if they must dig individual wells for
their irrigation supply. The only way that new
land can be brought into production at reason
able cost is by furnishing water to these lands
from the irrigation ditch.
Another condition that must be faced before
we can induce settlers to come here is the cost
OF land per acre. The price of raw land and i'm
proved land as we'll, must be set at a reasonable,
uniform price in order to attract buyers.
There are many more problems, easily recog-
nzable, that the people here must face before this
valley can be expected to forge ahead
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
The Blackboard
HI-LITES
NO. II

The Four Brothers looking sleepy
Bruzzy Wiehl enjoying his part in the
play-Joe K, Donald g.. Mona r., and
Jane Rem. taking over the duties of the
Editorial Staff The play cast getting
used to the stage Carroll Meeker hold
ing soliloQuy-Tom Richmond turn
ing detective-Bob Westling embar-
raised when hs pulled . silk stocking
out Of his pockst-rrsddis alhuly
making dire threats on Xmas, (aiias)
Kr!stins Madame Duvai! finding she
has a Motheriy instinct The High
School Students herating the fate Of
the good old Community Hall-Louise
Walker arriving late at Play Practice
(oh these Plymouths) -Rruzzy sport
Ing his "Red Flannels" And so the
way of all good Brothers
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30

try and eggs, and to increase return to
producers. It is expected that through
it's provisions further progress can be
made in grading and standardizing
poultry products, so that farmers who
produce high quality products may be
compensated for their extra efforts
Reduction or elimination of some
handling charges through improved
marketing methods, and increase in
consumption of egg and poultry
through progressively rising standards
of quality are other aims of the pro-
posed code.
A code for commercial hatcheries of
chicks, poults, and ducks has already
been submitted to the agricultural adj
.justment administration and has had
public hearing. 1t applies to more than
5000 commercial hatcheries in the
United States.
Grape Production
California produces over 81 per cent
Of the country's grapes, New Yorh:
ranking second with 9 per cent
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
EDITORIAL STAFF
DR.. spaulding Visits Schools

Dr.. spaulding made a professional
visit last Friday to the White Bluffs
schools for the purpose Of inspecting
the health condition Of grade and high
school pupils. While here he made a
physical examination Of the boys and
girls basketball squads. He also exam
ined each pupil for signs of itch, a
common skin ailnent, which has
broken out. He declared this school to
have an unusually healthy student
body, being free from skin diseases and
other ailments common in public
schools. This record is credit to par
ents, teachers, and to the pupils them
selves.
Dr. Spaulding gave the opinion that
there is little or no cause for alarm as
to the spread of the itch in the public
schools. The one or two cases he
noticed are obviously under control,
and there is now no danger of spread
ing the infection, if proper precautions
are taken.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
Student Body Meeting

The monthly meeting of the White
Bluffs Student Body was held Friday,
November "a.
the constitution which read: 'The reg
| ular meeting of this association shall
be held in the morning on the last
Friday of every month";, to follow
ing words: "The regular meetings of this
association shall be held on the last
week of every month, preferably Fri
day." The amendment was carried with
vote of 48 to 0. The purpose of the
change was to overcome difficulties
which arose due to the change of
schedule and also to school activities
which occur on the last Friday of the
month.
The possibility of giving Hanford a
return party was brought up for dis
cussion. It was decided to postpone the
matter until later date, when more
time could be given to prepare for
party
| Food was solicited for the dance
Tuesday night. The student body de-
cided to serve cake and coffee.
The first conference game of the
season in which White Bluffs will
participate will be held December 8, at
Benton City.
Although the eligibility rules have
played havoc with the two basketball
teams, two fast teams are being
whipped into shape, and they will give
the opponents run for their money.
The eligibility rules were strict upon
the fact that person cannot be graded
on any back-work lost by the students
for reason of prolonged absence. How
ever, there is plenty of good material
left. Besides, the ineligibles will be eli
gible at the beginning of the new seme-
ster, if their work in the meantime is
satisfactory.
Mr.. Nelson: "The days of corn whis-
key are over"
Emil "Oh no, know where you can
get it,"
Mr.. Nelson: "Never mind that now,
you can tell me after school,
Aim Walker was unanimously
elected captain of the girls basketball
squad for the present season. She will
represent the team in all conference
games.
That's the guy I'm laying for" SAID
the hen as the farmer passed through
| the barnyard.
Thanksgiving vacation this year
should be especially enjoyed, because of
the fact that it is the first one of the
school year. Generally the first two
months are broken up by Institute
1 Both students and teachers have
reached point where vacation is
very much needed, and it is hoped that
student body and faculty will return
refreshed and ready for work.
| The pleasant weather of the last few
days has brought back the lost energy
for football and baseball. Interest is
now divided between basketball in the
gym, and outdoor games.
Sam: THAT aviator flying so high is
coward. He is surrounded by fear"
| Carroll: You're crazy. What kind of
fear could surround him?"
Sam: Atmosphere, old man."
Mr.. Janney, What in the world
| could have caused that flat?"
Mr.. Carboneau, Dunno. Must have
been that fork in the road"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
Junior High News

The committee to choose the Junior
Hi play has the selection simmered
down to two plays. They sent for books
on these two, Eli Teacher" and Cpl
rates Ghost Garden"
A definite date for the production of
one or the other of these plays has not
been decided upon. Watch for the par
ticulars.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
Embarrassing Moments

One of the most embarrassing NOM
ents of my life was walking out of a
class before 1t was dismissed. It was in
tipping class and at about quarter to
twelve the bell rang. Consequently, I
closed my typewriter and stood up
ready to walk out I noticed that no
one else was putting their work away,
but then we usually finish our copy be-
fore leaving. started towards the door
and realized Miss Anderson was speak
ing to me.
She said, "The class isn't. over yet"
Imagine my embarrassment when the
others told me that she had told us
that the bell was a mistake and I
hadn't heard.
However, didn't feel so badly after
I had talk with Philip Hemker and
he explained how embarrassed he was
too at ringing the bell early.
Jack Nc, "I'll soon be in the flower
of manhood"
/ Cappy F., "shut up, you blooming
| IDIOT
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-11-30
Select Your Christmas
Greeting Cards Now

The Spokesman wide of samples which
you may select your greeting cards for this Christmas
These in wide range of prces-from
to Is EACH One received contains 6 cards
and envelopes attractive having differ
design sentiment and sells for $3.50 with your
printed each card.
Christmas is but month away. There is to
you wish to select appropriate greeting cards your
friends at Christmas time.
Come in inspect samples
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-19

There is no substitute for
newspaper advertising.
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summer palace. on an island
nearby.
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movement of tanks.

movement of tanks.
The government forces issued a
communicate declaring their units
engaging the rebels were ylctori-
Gus. Government troops were said
to have recaptured Donmuang
and repulsed a rebel attack.
One disquieting report, how
ever, said that garrisons 100 miles
to the south had revolted.
The uprising has paralyzed COM
merce, although foreign shipping
was, being allowed to proceed
clearing port. Siamese SHIPPING
hwoever. was halted on govern
ment orders. .,o
The list of arrested and those
wanted" by the police reads IKE
Siamese "Who's Who" Many
prominent army officers as well a.
members of the nobility and Tor,
mer cabinet ministers are hsteu
among the rebel forces. .L
Foreigners evacuated the norIh-
ern area of Bangkok, where most no,
of the fighting has occurred. I'm: Inc
capital otherwise has been httle s
disturbed. Foreign legations kept
in close touch with the movement :.
The government has offered Il
reward for the capture of Prince
Rovaradei, former minister of de:
tense, and Colonel PLY Sri Slddhl
Songgram. Joo,J
the resignation of the present
government and complete divorce
of Slams armed forces from the
government. The government now
in control is regarded by the reb-
els as semi-communistic. They are
not rebelling against King PraJad-
htpok, but rather in his cause,
seeking to restore much of the
constitutional power which he lost
when the present administration
seized control in a coup d'etat last
June.
The king and queen at present
are not in Bangkok, having spent
most of their time recently at the
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-19
OPPOSITE FORCES
STRENGTHEN PLANES

NEW YORK, Oct. 19.-UP).
Two opposites, dry ice and elec-
trio furnaces, can be thanked Tor
the tremendous strength whlcn
has been built into the modern
airplane, says a bulletin OF Uni
ted Air Lines, commenting on tea,
lures of construction in the ~
three mile a minute, multl-mo-
tored Boeing planes it now has
on it's routes. These are the first
high speed, all-metal, transports
ever built.
BY taking rivets from a $50
degree heat treating bath to sub
freezing temperatures of dry ice
containers, the aging of rivets is
definitely retarded. Bv heat treat
ing metal, the tensile strength is
more than doubled, duraluminum
being raised from the normal
strength of $4,000 pounds per
square inch to approximately 3D.
600 pounds per square inch. The
steel used in the landing gear Of
the planes has a tremendous ten
sile strength of 100000 pounds
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-19
set INVITATION
GOLF PLAY AT
COUNTRY CLUB
Qualifying Rounds Will Be
Monday, Tuesday; Match
Play Wednesday

Announcement of an invitation
golf tournament to be held at the
Hendersonville Golf and Country
club course next week was made
this morning by H. Walter Fuller:
The play will be for the city OF
Hendersonville golf cup, a trophy
which was won two years ago by
DR.. J. G. Bennett, and for which
mo contest was held last year.
The cup for which contestants
will play next week must be
taken three times in order to be
permanently held.
Mr.. Fuller said that qualifying
rounds will be held Monday ana
Tuesday of next week: Match
play will begin Wednesday. :,
Three flights will be arranged
according to the qualifying scores.
The cup will be the trophy 1or
the first flight winner, but prizes
will be awarded winners OF the
second and third flights, Mr. Full
Ter stated.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-19
SAWMILL INVENTOR
RETIRES TO THE CITY

PORTLAND, Ore, Oct. 49,
(UP)-Andre Gagnon, father of
the modern sawmill." has left the
woods and mills of the Coos Bay
area and come to spend the rest
of his days in the city.
Gagnon, 90. invented the Gag
non band gang saw, the steam
canter and a bull-chain retainer
or clutch. He is known from Nor
way to Mexico for his mechanical
genius. but little financial reward
came to him for the inventions
now found in practically all saw
mills today, bringing millions of
dollars to their owners.
The remarkable physical condi-
ton of the sawmill wizard" he
says, is due solely to waste prod
uct of mill.
"You have never seen a bald
headed sawmill man." he declared,
chat is because of the sawdust-
it is a wonderful preventative"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-19
EXECUTORS NOTICE

Having qualified as executrix
of the estate of John R. Lever
EFT, late resident of Henderson
county, N. c., this is to notify all
persons having claims against
said estate to present them to the
undersigned on or before October
20, 1884. or this notice will be
pleaded in bar of recovery and
all persons indebted to said estate
will make prompt settlement with
the undersigned. This October
10. 1888.
Emma l.. Daniel, Executrix.
10-19-Thurs. -6tp
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-19
WEEKLY SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON
PAUL in ASIA MINOR
By HIGHT c. MOORE

Acts ID: Is, 1915: ID: 1873
Golden Text-And he said unite
them, Go ye into all the world
and preach the gospel to every
creature. MARK 16:l5,)
As from Jerusalem the original
light of Christianity shone into
"the region round about" so from
the new center of radiation at An
tioch in Syria the same light was
transmitted into "the regions be-
yond." 1t was thence at the call
of the Holy Spirit and with the
benediction of the church that
Barnabas and Saul attended by
John Mark. about AZ A. D., set
out on their first missionary jour
ney,
IECALL AT ANTIOCH IN
SYRIA (Acts l3)
A missionary church was that
at Antioch which was a center OF
evangelism as evident from con-
slant ingathering. a school Of BIZ
bic study as shown in the whole
year of instruction following
Paul's arrival. and seat of phil
anthropy as seen in the relief fund
sent to the famine-sufferers in
Jerusalem and vicinity. 1t was not
therefore, singular that in this
great church there should have
arisen number of prophets,
speaking authoritatively and per-
haps foretelling events, and also
teachers who carefully instructed
the people in the ways of truth
and righteousness.
The names of several of these
prophets and teachers are pre-
served to us. Barnabas heads the
list, and naturally, for he had won
the place of leadership in the
church by his faithful labors and
great success. Of Symeon. whose
surname was Black, we only know
what is involved in his registra-
ton here. Lucius from the north
African province of Cyrene was
possibly a kinSman of Paul and
one of the founders of the church
at Antioch. Manaen had the dis
tinction of having been brought
up at court as the playmate and
foster-brother of Herod Antipas,
who disgraced his reign by muir
dering John the Baptist. The list
closes with the name of Paul, who,
though probably the last to join
the company. soon rose to trst
place in the missionary work of
the church.
While these leaders and doubt
less their co-workers were minis
tering unto the Lord in prayer, IN
the observance of the Lords Sup
per, and in the spiritual exercise
of physical fasting they received
a distinct revelation from the
Holy Spirit. And the revelation
was a singing out for special
work of the two most brilliant
and beloved men in the entire
church: Separate me Barnabas
and Saul for the work whereunto
/ have called them" He called
them to be missionaries as truly
and as distinctly as he had called
them to their special ministry in
Antioch. And the will of the Spir-
it must prevail. So the church,
acting affirmatively on the Spir-
it's suggestion. designated Barna-
bas and Paul for the foreign field
and held an impressive ordination
service which included fasting and
prayer, the laying on of hands,
and the benedictory farewell.
Never has there been such a sig
nificant SETTING apart of chosen
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the mouth of the river Cestrus.
They went in turn to Lystra where
Paul had been stoned; to Iconium
where an assault had been plan
ned upon them; to Antioch from
which they had been expelled; and
to Perga where now the way was
opened before them. AS they went,
they confirmed the souls of the
disciples with exhortations to per-
severance, since only through trib-
ulations are we tC enter into the
Kingdom of God. In every church
also they ordained the chosen ell
ders with prayer and fasting COM
mending them to the Lord. Thus
the churches were established in
the faith and organized for effec-
tive work.