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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
PRICE OF HAPPY MARRIAGE

THOSE unsavory court proceedings at Los
Il Angeles. where the law tried to find out
whether a former movie star did or Gid not
swipe a young womans husband. are just
about entitled to rank as the most depreSS-
ing news of the year.
That's not so much because the details
were unusually salaciouS. They weren't; they
probably were milder than is usual in a case
of this kind
It's Just that the whole business displayed
such a lamentable miSconception of the mar
riage relationship. such a complete failure to
comprehend the philosophy that must under
lie any successful marriage.
People have been handing down advice on
marriage for a good many centuries, now,
and the thing has been discussed more freely
and frequently in the last few years than ever
before. But still the world seems to be full
of people who just don't get the idea.
1t happens over and over. man and a
woman fall in love- get married. and wait for
life to bring them placid happy-ever-after
continuity. Then. pretty soon, he starts fit
ting about with some other woman. or she be-
Gins to tag around with some other man, and
the fat is in the fire.
There are tears. accusations, angry scenes
and pretty soon the divorce courts have an
other lob. not infrequently Of the sort that has
70 be handled with pitchforks.
Most Of this, probably could be avoided
n Young husbands and wives only could
realize that there isn't any easy recipe for
the happy-ever-after business. Marriages
aren't made that way.
They are built up on disbursement, dis
appointment. and sorrow, as often as not, and
YOU have TO work with all your soul for the
rewards that successful marriage offers.
There are bound 10 be times when wife
feels her husband is a stupid, obtuse, and
thoughtless brute; there are bound TO be times
when a husband feels that his wife is tightly
and unreasonable.
But what Of IT'D Human nature is inlper-
feet. and 1t probably always will be. The price
of a successful marriage is forebearance and
forgiveness and a determination to make q
so OF It.
sut - many people won't realize that.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

TINE sting of bee long has at
Il tracted the attention of medical
investigators. The bee produces
its poison in two acid glands, which
pour the poison into a sac for stor-
age.
The mechanism by which the bee
stings is a sharp, fine, horny needle
in which are two barbs. When the
bee sets the needle with the barbs
into the skin, it anchors itself, and
in its effort to get away it presses
on the poison sac. This pressure
empties the poison into the skin.
The majority of people when
stung by bee respond with pain
Immediately at the spot where
stung. This is followed by the ap-
pearance of a small white spot sur
rounded by a red area.
There is swelling and, as the
swelling subsidies, some irritation Of
the skin. Usually all signs of the
sting disappear in twenty-four
hours.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
BY MRS. WALTER FERGUSON

To buy them is the worst possible
economy. Dyes that run in the
wash; garments that do not hold
their shape after the first launder-
ing; cheap, ugly, uncomfortable fur
niture; hideous upholstery; all sorts
of poorly designed, badly constructed
things, made OF shoddy materials.
=
TINE middle-class American lives
l. among such objects. He is pow
erty stricken trying tc keep his
home filed with goods that do not
last until they are paid for. Ard
they lend a perpetual atmosphere
of artifciality to his surroundings
and pervert the taste OF his chill
dren.
1t is better to have few lovely
durable things than riot OF shoddy
possessions.
And so am inclined to agree that
II some official regulation were
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

In about per cent of cases, per-
sons stung respond with such seri-
Gus symptoms that even life itself
may be threatened In fact, there
is a record of a patient who died ten
minutes after being stung by bee.
People who are sensitive respond
to the sting with sudden swelling
and irritation. Then there is fill
ing of the tissue with fluid and
sometimes the appearance Of a
larger blister. There may even be
shortness of breath, with signs OF
shock and collapse.
For years there has been belief
that the sting Of the bee or its
poison is of value in the treatment
of rheumatism. This includes the
various infammations of muscles
and joints.
DR.. F. Thompson believes there
is something to this, and claims
that he himself was relieved by
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
Goodby, Daddy

BY 3. cox
There is a call I love to hear,
AS 1 bring in my morning milk;
I see tiny tot so dear,
With golden hair like spinning silk,
Calling gleefully
"Gooobye-e-e-, Daddy"
Her daddy has gone back to work,
And as he hastens to the car;
Amid her childish baby talk,
She stops to call to him as far
As she can see
"Goodbye-e-e, Daddy"
1t has been ages, so it seems,
Since such call has blest my ear;
To see a daddy's face that beams:
There's work again. The little dear
Waves frantically.
"Goodbye-e-e-e, Daddy"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
It Seems
to Me
. BY HEYWoon BRoUN
NEW YORK, Sept. 1s.-Im g
~ sucker for parades.

NEW YORK. Sept. ls.-Im a
~ sucker for parades.
That is a weakness, because
marching men may seduce the
spectator out Of ali reasonableness
into an enthusiasm for wretched
things and tragic consequences. 7
almit all that. I am Seduced.
When bands go by and blare 4
weep copiouSly. 1t happens even
when the procession is promoting
something which I oppose on some
net result concerning which I am
positively neutral. Once in watch
ing Elks on parade I found myself
all choked up. There was no good
excuse.
If there is anything concerning
which I am wholly dispassionate, it
is the ElkS. I feel the same way
about Shriners and Odd Fellows. I
wouldn't mind if my sister married
one, it would leave me equally cold
if she didn't.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
FREE BALLOONING

THE airplane pilot may have job that
Il brings lot of thrills and excitement, but
it sometimes looks as if the fellow who flies
a free balloon is even more likely to lead an
adventurous life.
The experiences of two teams in the re-
cent James Gordon Bennett race seem to
bear that out pretty thoroughly.
The Polish balloon came down far up in
the Canadian wilderness, and for days it was
believed that its two occupants had persisted.
AT last they showed up. alive and well-and
then all hands turned to look for the other
lost balloon which, it was feared, had drifted
out over the open sea.
That balloon likewise turned up a few
days later, and its diers we're found in an
Ontario forest, bruised, half-starved, sick and
exhausted.
The experiences of these two teams seem
= to indicate that balloon racing now is about
as purpoSeless and dumb a sport as modern
life affords.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
|M.E.TracySays:

MYTH the repeal of the eighteenth amend
w ment assured, federal state, and local
authorities are taking up the question OF revenue
that can be derived from the sale OF liquor
Economic pressure forces them to SO SO IN a
haSty, one-Sided way.
of tax relief The thought of levying on 1t In
every possible way to provide public FUNDS mas
PLAYED no small part in developing favorable
sentiment toward repeal
Senator King of Utah thinks the federal
government should look for six or seven hundred
million dollars annually from taxes ana VarlHs
on hard LIQUOR Those formulating the policy
of states and municipalities are equally opt1-
mistic. The prevailing attitude is to squeeze the
last dollar out of the liquor trade.
It goes without saying that liquor should pay
its full share but if we overdo the thing we
shall be right where We have been during the
last thirteen years
NEITHER taxes nor tariffs should be car
l y ried to point that will make bootlegglng
profitable.
Bootlegging, whether as applied to domestic
products or imports, is well organized. 1t has
proved its ability to defy the law. Any margin
that promises profit will perpetuate 1t.
We can continue the liquor racket through
taxation just as successfully as we brought 1t
into being through prohibition. Bootleggers
lectors as dry agents if they saw money in it.
The most important aspect of the problem
is practical, effective control. An inordinate
rush for revenue would lead to the same re-
suit as did the unreasoned stampede for re-
form.
THE worst phase of prohibition is the rack
l. eteering and gang rule. If we fail to elm
mate that pernicious influence, We shall have
gained nothing by repeal We can not eliminate
it. if we impose taxes and tariffs that make
illegal traffic profitable.
The one hope of suppressing those malicious
practices which have grown up as result OF
Volsteadism consists in putting the liquor trade
on such basis as will prevent bootleggerS, snug
glerS, rum runners, and beer gangs from COM
peting successfully with legitimate dealers.
Cost Of legalized liquor must not be made
more than that of the illegal kind. If it is,
bootlegging will go right on.
We might just as well abandon the idea that
We can drink ourselves out of depression, or that
harsh revenue laws will work any better than
harsh reform laws.
| Not the least essential feature Of repeal is to
destroy form of lawlessness which has infected
our entire political and social system. That can
not be done without destroying its source Of
profit.
| AS long as illegal liquor pays it will be manu-
featured and sold, and as long as that condition
prevails we shall have financial backing for our
most vicious elements.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

fic policeman to deal with human
being in this brutal way?
I do not know the drunk fellow
but I surely think this traffic po-
liceman should be made to be
truthful and control his high-pow-
cred temper or be kicked off our
police force.
BY Charles Hooper.
NRA leads all us horses, or jack
asses, to water, but it can not make
us drink. It ignores economic laws
that are stronger than nan-made
eXpedients. 1t is a makeshift, de-
signed to give immediate relief, like
salve that soothes the smarting
of a cancer, but can not cure the
cancer at the root.
MIRA can be made to work only
through force, but you can not use
force rightfully upon a man who
does no wrong. Prohibition proves
that. Why should we halt produc-
ton or work when every stone IN
the field cries out to the worker,
Remove me-?
NRA will work for a time. Then
our last state will be worse than
our first. A long-standing disease
with complications can not be cures
in a moment by cure-all patent
medicine.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

BY "Brant."
Indianapolis, sculptorS paradise!
Where the monuments are bigger;
And the Democrats are wise.
Where beer bungs are in blossom
And taxes touch the skies.
City of chambered commerce gents
Where water rates are steepest;
Apd there is no budget sense!
Steepled crossroads of the nation,
(They do say traffic's dense).
Capital city of the state!
Where government is issued;
And the Bigger Boys crate
And there are no traffic tow
erS
Ger the corner copper's pate.
L'ENVOI
indianapolis, city of sights;
Problem in sewage,
And other plights.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

They expect marriage to be one long idyll. 1t
isn't; it never has been and it never viii
be; but when they find that out. they cry to
heaven that they have been used shamefully,
instead of gritting their teeth and pitching in
to make a success Of It anyway.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
1t Has Succeeded

a NY bets? 1t has succeeded.
"A This is not a matter of fig
ureS and graphs and charts. Very
possible N2A is no more than the
first feeble flutter. 1t isn't Utopia.
Not by long shot. But from the
northwest corner Of Fifty-second
street and Fifth avenue it looked
to me very much like Manhattan
Transfer.
Ahead are the banners and the
bugles. And we are all marching,
marching away The swing Of the
rhythm has caught us up. Two
hundred fifty thousand marchers
can't be wrong.
Lay on, installment furniture
Cigars, cigarets and nuts! Lay on!
And damned be anybody who first
cries, Hold, enough"
Copyright 1893. BY The Tines
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
| Had O. Grand Time

THIS long preamble is a neces-
n Sary preface to the statement
that, in my opinion, New York's
NRA parade was the most exciting
thing which has happened in the
big city since the morning of the
premature armiStice. In between
comes Lindbergh'S return.
A band played Sail Navy Down
the Field and sign announced
that somebody's installment furni-
ture house was doing its part, and
I found myself suddenly at Fifty
second street and Fifth avenue, cry
ing my heart out.
Naturally, I asked myself Just
what sort of fool I might be. And
after thinking it over, decided
that what 1 felt was wholly justi-
fed.
I am not emotional about any
body'S furniture, no matter how
protracted the weekly payments.
| am aware of the fact that the
big show must have represented
a great deal of mean coercion in
many shops. And yet I think the
net result was swell. After the last
brigade had swung by shortly be-
fore midnight, nine of us had an
argument.
found myself surrounded by in
tellectuals who said: Don't be a
little more screwy than usual. This
was the bosses show. You don't
think all those people got out on
their own, do you? Don't be naive,
Haywood"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
Daily Thought

Daily Thought
Blessed is the man that trusteth
in the Lord, and whose hope the
Lord is.-Jeremiah, 17:7.
TINE soul seeks God by faith, not
l. by the reasonings of the mind
and labored efforts, but by the
drawings Of love.-Mme. Guyon.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18
A SaOiq to the SaU0tted


IF it is true that the whole i'm
Il petus came from the top, then
the sitting pretty classes are great
er fools than I took them for, which
is fairly large order. When
100000 people begin to march, they
are going 20 get somewhere. And
when a million watches, notions
vague but very heady begin to OPP
crate.
Pressing economic problems are
not solved the instant flies and
drums set dancing that dust which
was John Philip Sousa. But when
a line forms and your shoulder
touches that of fellow and a COM
rade, solidarity is about to be born.
When ten, or twenty, or 100000
fall into step and come strong down
the avenue, that old devil rugged
individualism scampers back into
his crack into the woodwork. No
body could look at them as they
came blythe butchers, bakers and
candlestick makers-without feeling
Here is power"
think that no very conscious
objective was in the minds of the
marchers, but for all that they
could have trampled down walled
cities and smashed a way through
jungle tangles.
Sail navy down the field, sails
set to the sky; we'll never change
our course, so army you steer by"
Needle workers, cigars, cigarets and
nuts! All the people who take
things into their hands and fashion
them. Those who build towers.
Those who build railroads. Those
who made them run. Swinging
down Fifth avenue like water over
dam.
Water seeks its own level, and so
must those who make the things by
which man lives. Somebody will
have to love the common people,
because there are so many OF
them.
think the most exciting part of
1t all came after nightfall. These
men and women must have waited
for hours to fall into line. I'VE
don't know where we are going, but
we're on our way.
Some dead spine fellow in a speak
easy or an ivory tour might sit and
say, 1T won't work. It isn't log
ical. The whole thing will be a
CHASTITY failure"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

F. H. La Guardia. fusion candidate for mayor
of New York, walked in the NRA parade there
as member Of the Cutters Union. Probably
with an ak on his shoulder
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

A 100000 diamond reported stolen in Lon
don. Can't. fool us. There haven't been such
values in the world for years.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

Codes being so popular these days why
not one limiting the prowling hours of our
neighbors cats?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-18

Lecturer says in some parts of China taxes
are paid in poultry. In this country, too. tax
collections often get the bird.
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-08-28

City to Amarillo, Tex, he wanted a better one. When Melee was trying to trade in his junk car on the new one, he sent wire to the second hand dealer, requesting verification of the serial numbers. Police intercepted the wire, and within an hour Amarillo police had McGee.
 Trapped by Kcyring Case.
 Martin Depew, kidnaper of Mrs Nell Donnelly of Kansas City, got clear away to South Africa as a steamship oiler. At Durban he jumped ship, and figured he was safe. But he had left behind him suitcase, and when Depew's ship docked at Brooklyn, a determined Kansas City prosecutor was wait ing to go abroad. There had been 8 rumor of Depew having shipped for South Africa. Prosecutor Page went through Depew's effects.
 Depew thought he had destroyed everything that would connect him with Kansas Cty. Even laundry marks had been obliterated from his shirts. But the shirts showed that they had been bought from a chain store that had branches in Kansas City.
 A leather keyring case was found, and Investigation proved it was made by a manufacturer whose headquarters were in Kansas City. Those two things taken together were enough. South Africa was cabled to hold Depew. and a simple leather keyring case put him be- hind bars. {. h .e4p.
 The most desperate set of mail robbers to appear in recent years were captured with knives and forks. It was not quite so simple as that to round up the De Autre- mont brothers. Ray. Roy and Hugh. But the kitchen utensils started 1t. r.
 Postal Receipts a Clue.
 A train winding up the Siskyou Mountains in Oregon suddenly stopped at the far portal of a tun- mel. There was on explosion. Con-. ductor and passengers ran forward through the blackness to investi- gate. The door of the mail car had been blown off with dynamite. The mail clerk, engineer, firemen and brakemen. lay dead o rdying from murderous bullets.
 An old pair of overalls lay near the freckage of the mail car. Crum- pied into the pencil pocket was an
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-08-28
Meters VvON Kil0cyclcs
 NeUark

5:OO-Studio orchestra 5:05-Program Resume. 5:15-The Lobster in yArt-Karl
 Freund. ~. 5:30-Minute Manners-Mrs John
 S.. Reilly. 5:35-Ann .Brae and Zelda Ray
 songs. 5:45-Tarzan-Sketch. 6:0O-Uncle Don. 6:s0-Pauline Albert, piano. 6:45-Al Woods, songs. 6:5O-Frances Hunt, songs. 6:55-Hollywood News. 7:OO-Sports-For Prick. 7:15-Jack Arthur, songs. 7:30-The Count of Monte Cristo
 Sketch. u 7:45-News-Gabriel Heater. 8:O0-Detectives Black and Blue
 Mystery drama. S:15-Veronica Wiggins, contralto 8:30-Morros Musicale. ', 9:O0-Alfred Wallenstein's Sim
 fonietta. 9:15-Horatius at the Bridge.
 Table-Sketch. 9:30-Winberforc quartet. 9:45-The Witch's Tale. Events-Harlan
 Eugene Read. orchestra. 11:00-Time; weather. orchestra. 11:30-Aaronson orchestra. 12:00-Gerston orchestra.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-08-28

almost ilIegible slip. a receipt is- sued by the Eugene, Ore, post office for a letter from Roy de Au- fremont to his brother Vern. Thalt was the overlooked key to their guilt. Police checked back and found the brothers had "gone camping" The abandoned camp was found within a mile of the holdup. In the ashes of the dead fires were the remains of kitchen utensils, knives and forks, that they had clearly tried to desarop.
 But not carefully enough. Everyone of them was traced to a Portland hardware store where the proprietor remembered having sold them to thee youths answering the description of the De Autremonts. They were. known, now, and the tale of the neglected knives and forks foreshadowed the success of the four.year hunt which involved prntng of 2,265,000 crculars in six languages, and extended around the world.
 The stupid, the clever, the vio- lent, the slick, the experienced and the novice criminals are all alike. They leave their marks behind them. #
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-08-28
It's The LITTLE Mistakes That
 Trap The BIGGEST Criminals
GANGSTERS, AGENTS PA
 SEARCH SLIPS LAWBREAKERS MAXI

By NEA Service
 already met the federal govern ments war on Kidnapping. racketeering, and crime in general is further proof that almost any crime can be solved if enough pressure is put on solving it.
 And the capture of Harvey Bailey, murderer, bank robber, kid- naper and gunman because his vic- tim noticed that a regular air. plane failed to pass overhead on one single day of his captivity, proves once again that the smart est crook always leaves some trace behind him. En-
 Plane Revealed Hidcout.
 No crook could have foreseen the thing that trapped Bailey. Charles F. Urschel, his victim, hid- den in a remote shack, idly noted that planes droned overhead each day at regular times. One day he observed that one did not appear. On his release, Urschel remem- bered.. Federal agents found which scheduled. plane had detoured on that day. They closed in on the circled neighborhood and caught Bailey asleep amid his murder tools. b.
 The smartest crooks, the most carefully planned crimes, have al- most always yielded to these hu- man slip-ups whenever the man. hunt is persistent enough and thor ough enough. No crime, perhaps, WIS ever more elaborately planned than the murder of Robbie Franks by Nathan Leopold and Richard Loeb. For weeks these highly-in-' telligent young men had planned alibis, covered every possible track, approaching their horrible crime like an abstrct problem in out witting the police.
 Glasses Provided Clue.
 And then, while disposing of the body of young Franks beneath the culvert near Chicago, Leopold drop- ped his glasses At first they were believed to belong to Franks. the victim. But 1t was learned he had never worn glasses.
 Then the hunt began ,and the glasses were traced to Loeb. When it was shown that they were spot less, thought there had been heavy rains immediately before the crime Leopold and Leob were undone.
 A most elaborate alibi that they had been riding in Leopold's car with friends at the time of the murder, had been contrived, sup ported by, excellent evidence. But they had forgotten to fix the Leo- bold chauffeur. A simple police question brought his testimony that Leopold's car had been in the garage all that day. In such ele-