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Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
BY MRS. S. T. ROBINSON
Press Staff Correspondent

The Seeley Westside home de-
partment met Thursday at the
home of Mrs. Carey Klump. Mr..
Beyschlag gave an interesting talk
on home gardening. Mrs. Klump
entertained with a stork shower in
honor of Mrs. j. M. Mccain. It
also being the occasion of Mrs. Nc
Gains birthday, she received many
lovely gifts. The color scheme was
attractive in the holiday colors.
Those present were Mesdames Gal
laher, West, Kent. Higgins, Wise,
H. Liebert, M. Liebert, c. Mccain,
B. Mccain, S. Tramell, Haley, the
honor guest Mrs. j. NJ. Mccain, and
the hostess, Mrs. Klump. There
were also several children present.
Mrs. SID Trammell of El Centro
was a guest Tuesday of Mrs. S. T.
Robinson.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. o. Barrett made
a business trip to Escondido Fri
Gay, returning Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Brewer are the
proud parents of son which ar
rived Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Mccain of El
Cajon were visiting friends in
Seeley enroute home after a few
days spent in the valley.
Mrs. Francis Bransford was a
weekend visitor at the j. T. Oftelie
home.
Dewitt Durham was unfortunate
in hitting a truck with the frort
end of lis car on the main street
by avoiding another car travelling
at a high rate of speed. Durhams
radiator was wrecked.
Mrs. j. F.. Gallaher entertained
Sunday with sumptuous dinner
IN honor of Miss Mary Sprinkle
who is leaving the valley on Thurs
day for Claremont and on the 25th
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
FORM CHILDREN'S
WORLD CRUSADE

A Children's Crusade rally was
held at the First Baptist church
last night following a pot luck sup
per attended by the girls and their
mothers.
The program consisted of q short
explanation of the work of the Chill
6ren'S World Crusade by Mrs. Mar
garet S. Radcliffe, leader; the CRU
sade hymn, "Fairest Lord sung
by Genevieve Moody; the story of
the first children's crusade told by
Mrs. Bennett; the Crusaders song
sung by Mary Margaret Harwood,
Dorothy Rapson, ClaI adehl Graves,
LaVorne Barnett and Bebe Combs,
and the recitation of the poem,
Others" by Myrle Clayton.
Following the program, it was de-
cided to hold the meetings on every
other Friday afternoon beginning
with the first Friday in December.
The following officers were elected:
Genevieve Moody, president; Dor
othy Rapson, vice president; Myrle
Clayton, secretary; Mary Margaret
Iarwood, treasurer. Various COM
mittee chairmen will be appointed
by the president, Genevieve Moody
at the next meeting.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24

Once In a Lifetime" senior class
play for 1884, will be presented to-
Light and tomorrow night at 8
O'Clock in the Central auditorium.
Success OF last nights final dress
rehearsal insures the public of eY-
cellent entertainment. The clever
comedy which has met with such
great success wherever produced is
sure to appeal. The cast has work
ed hard and hopes that residents
will enjoy their play.
Under the direction Of Miss Lu-
cile Krause an excellent musical
program will be given in conjunc-
ton with the play. Among tte
numbers on the program will be
Les Bohemens" (Arthur Brown !;
King Rose; Tales Of Hoffman"
(Offenbach) Harmonic" Lazy
bones; Reflections in the Water"
sung by a high school group; AL
legro Brilliant violin solo by w.
Len Howe, played by Basil VIII
liams.
S. E. Allen. senior adviser, has
charge of the stage crew. Produc-
ton staff includes business mana
ger, Yoshiko Kubota; publicity
Horace Simms, Philip La Vine;
stage manager, Temple Robinson;
stage assistants, Don Rex, Warren
Brock. Bill Du Bois. Edwin Allell;
properties, Dorothy Holt, Georgiana
Sones; costumes. Lillian Shawley,
Agnes Pennington; electrician, Ho-
bart Herrick; house manager. vi
war DoXey; ushers, Frances Allen,
Kathleen McIvor, Vivian DoXey,
Orpha Combs; programs, Frances
Allen, Philip. La Vine: interior dec
Grating, Rosemary Daniels.
Mrs. T. T. Ray ana the art dc
partment have painted four new
sets for the play. By a special sys-
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Camp Fire Girls
Plan Candy Sale

Delicious homemade candy will
be offered for sale tomorrow oy
members of the Nankoakaga Camp
Fire group, plans having been COM
pleted at their meeting held last
night at the home of the adviser
Mrs. H. K. McClimans, 591 Brighton
avenue.
The sale will begin at 9 a. m. Sat-
urday, November 25, and tables will
be arranged in front of the M. O.
King company store. All proceeds
from the sale will be used in the
groups Christmas charity work.
The Camp Fire girls are also CO.
operating with the Children's
Clothes Closet, selling tickets for
the benefit concert to be given
Monday night by the East Side
Choral club. Saturday the girls
met to sew for the Clothes closet.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
VESPER MUSICALE
TO BE REPEATED

So much interest has been shown
in the Sunday vesper musicales
sponsored in Ell Centro by the
Women's University club that since
Brawley has asked to have them
repeated, Mrs. Russell Bennitt, as
sisted by Russell Bennitt, will re-
peat the concert she gave last
Sunday.
The program will be presented
in the Planters hotel, Brawley, at
S p. m. on Sunday, November 26,
and those who did not have
an opportunity to hear it last week
are invited to attend the Brawley
concert.
Chopin and Bach piano numbers
will be given by Mrs. Bennitt and
Russell Bennitt will be heard in
two vocal solos.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Two Departments
Conduct Meetings

Hatmaking was the project for
the Jasper farm home departments
meeting held at the home of Mrs.
Scott B. Foulds, recently.
The meeting was an all day af-
fair and included a pot luck lunch
con at noon.
McCabe Eucalyptus met yester-
day at the home of Mrs. j. R.
Southworth where the women held
their delayed meeting on rug rem
ovation.
The next meeting is to be on De-
cember IA at the Seth Grimes home
when cheesemaking will be the pro-
ject.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
OFFICIATES AT
DOUBLE WEDDING

Rev. Tom Stark of the Church
of Christ in Ell Centro officiated at
double wedding service yesterday
in the Yuma courthouse, two I'M
perial couples being married at this
time. The ceremony was of par
ticular interest as one of the brides
is the cousin of Reverend Stark.
At this ceremony Miss Thelma
Dunn became the bride of Walter
L. Hendry and Miss Essie Stark:
the bride of Richard Simmons.
Others in attendance at the we'd
ding were Miss Stark's two brothers
Louis and Hubert Stark, all OF I'M
perial.
The two couples will make their
homes in Imperial where the men
are connected with the Imperial
Irrigation district. All four have
many friends in that city who will
be interested in the news OF their
marriage.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
To Relieve Catarrh,
Catarrhal Deafness
And He a d Noises

Persons suffering from catarrhal
deafness, OF who are growing hard
of hearing and have head noises
will be glad to know that this dis
tressing afiiiction can usually be
successfully treated at home by 81
internal medicine that in many
instances has effected complete re-
lief after other treatments have
failed Sufferers who could scarely
hear have haC their hearing re-
stored to such an extent that the
tick Of watch was plainly au~
dible seven or eight inches away
from either ear. Therefore, if you
know of someone who is troubled
with head noises or catarrhal deaf
ness, cut out this formula and hanu
it to them and you may have been
tie means of saving some poor SUI
ferer perhaps from total deafness.
The prescription can be prepared
at home and is made as follows:
Secure frCm your druggist l or.
Parmint double Strength. Take
this home and add to it 4 pint
of hot water and little granulated
sugar; stir until dissolved. Take
one tablespoonful four .imes day.
Parmint is used in this way not
only to reduce by tonic action the
inflammation and swelling in the
Eusuachian Tubes, and thus to
equalize the air pressure on The
drum, but to correct any excess OF
secretionS in the middle ear, and
the results it gives are nearly al
ways quick and effective.
Every person who has catarrh in
any fc,m, or distressing, rumbling,
Missing sounds in their ears, should
give this recipe a trial (adv)
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
GILLETTS HOSTS
AT BRIDGE PARTY

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Gillett were
hosts last night at 4 delightful
bridge party at their home on West
Main where the house was attrac-
lively decorated for the occasion
with daisies and chrysanthemuras.
After the bridge game refresh
ments were served and the prize
for combined high score was award
ed to Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Hudson.
Guests included Mr.. and Mrs. Joe
Thompson, Mr.. and Mrs. John Ar
gel. Mr.. and Mrs. Nicolas Higgin-
botham, Mr. and Mrs. w. j. Nc
Clelland and Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph
Hudson.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Society
Clubs
YUMA WEDDING
YESTERDAY OF
MUCH INTEREST

Announcement of the marriage
of Miss Barbara Hurst, daughter o:
Mr.. and Mrs. M. H. Hurst, to John
II. OiGuin, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
John O'Guin, is made today.
The marriage was performed yes
terday afternoon in Yuma, Ariz.,
at the Methodist parsonage, Rev.
Randall B. Scott, officiating.
Charming in her smart green en-
semble with a corsage of brides
roses, the young bride was attend
ed by her sister, Miss Marguerite
Hurst, DR. Goble Hurst, the brides
brother, acting as best man. Mrs.
Goble Hurst was the only other
guest present at the wedding.
Prior to their departure for Yu-
ma, the groom's parents gave a
wedding dinner held at their home
635 Commercial, which was attend
ed by members of the immediate
family. Upon their return TO the
valley, Mr.. and Mrs. O'Guin were
honored at an informal party given
by relatives and friends.
The young couple are popular
members of the younger set, both
having graduated from Central Un-
ion high school where O'Guin was
star football player. They are at
home to their many friends at 748
Commercial avenue. planning to
leave later in the season for a we'd
ding trip. The groom is employed
with McNeece and McNeece.
Many attractive social affairs
have been given this fall in COM
pliment to the young couple who
have a large circle of friends in
this city.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24

tenn OF rollers MADE by Mr.. Allen it
will take only two minutes to
change scenes.
Modernistic furnishings for the
various scenes have been made in
he shop and in the art depart
ment.
Cast for "Orce in a Lifetime" in
cluces May, Margaret Loud; Susan,
Geraldine Johnson; Helen Hobart,
Iva Reah Skipper; Miss Leighton,
Lois Greenlee; Phyllis Fontaine,
El Nora Mills; Florabel Leigh, Bet
ty Tipps; Mrs. Walker, Cathleen
Wagner; George, Byron Ferguson;
Jerry, Leo Maolem; Glogauer. John
King; Kammerling. Fred Nebel-
THAI; Mr.. Vail, Horace Simms;
page, Philip La Vine; porter, Rob-
ert Elliott; Mr.. Flick, Warren
Brock; bishop, Haskell Bradford;
Ernest, Bill Du Bols; electrician,
Ralph Adams; biographer, Rodney
Hansen; tie man, Richard Swink.
Tickets may be reserved at Shir-
er's Drug company. The curtain
will rise promptly at S o'clock.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24

an inch thick. Wrap a slice of
thinly sliced bacon around each
cake and broil under the gas fame
eight to ten minutes. Always pre-
heat the broiler before broiling
any kind of meat.
Savory Meat Cakes
Remove seeds and white pith
from green pepper Chop flesh
and cook three minutes in 2 table
spoons butter Add to / pound
chopped meat with / teaspoon salt
and ga cup canned tomatoes,
omitting pepper and milk from
foundation rule. Shape in fiat
cakes and pan-broil in hot. oiled
frying pan.
Creamed Hamburg on Toast
One cup thin cream, cup chop
ped meat. 1-3 teaspoon salt, few
grains pepper. slices toast.
Bring cream to the boiling
point. Add meat and cook and
stir until meat is lightly colored.
Add salt and pepper. pour over
toast and serve at once.
Salisbury Steak
One pound chopped beef. I tea
spoon salt, IA teaspoon pepper.
IL cup cream. coarse fresh bread
crumbs, 1-2 cup boiling water
Add salt. pepper and cream to
meat. Mix well and form into in
dividual cakes. Coat with bread
crumbs and broil eight minutes
under gas flame or pan broil in hot
frying pan, turning frequently
Put on a hot platter and add wa.
ter to fat in pan. Let boil up once
and pour over meat cakes.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
DOINGS IN AND ABOUT SEELEY

ent at Mrs. Gallaher's were mostly
relatives, this being a family re-
union, and included: Mr.. and Mrs.
A. w. Mcbride, Miss Allison Nc
Bride and Herbert Sprinkle from
Claremont; Ernest Sprinkle and
daughters Eunice, Ruth and Grace
from FL Centre; Mr.. and Mrs. Raye
Kramar and four children, Beth,
Glenn, Steven and Anne of Silsbee;
MIR. ard Mrs. L. w. Copeland, Mrs.
Mary Seymore and baby Patricia
of San Diego; Miss Mollie Mcbride
and Mrs. Dorothy Reed Anderson
principal of Mulberry school; Miss
Allora Gallaher, Mr. and Mrs. j. F.
Gallaher and Frank and Brenton
Gallaher, and the guest o. honot,
Miss Mary Sprinkle.
Mrs. Mike iLebert entertained
recently with birthday dinner In
honor of the following guests: Mr.
and Mrs. H. c. Liebert and daugh-
ter, Virginia, Mr. and Mrs. j. M
Mccain and daughters, Betty and
jeanette, Lucille Klump, Messrs
Joe, Tom and Wayne Liebert.
Mr.. and Mrs. Warren j. Nc
Broom were weekend guests from
San Diego at the H. Herrick home
Mrs. McBroom, a sister of w. Cob
leigh, came to visit her new niece
, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Winfred
+, Cobleigh
| Mrs. Minnie Hull was q week END
guest of Mrs. w. L. Womack.
Mrs. Dorothy Anderson of Null
berry visited with Miss Allora Gal
laher over Saturday and Sunday.
The Seeley Girl Scouts held their
regular meeting at Community hall
Tuesday evening. Eight members
were present. AS project the girls
are making quilt which they will
rattle off at their carnival next
spring.
Mrs. J. T. Oftelie and little
granddaughter, Sunny Joe Brans-
ford, returned from Beaumont
Tuesday after a ten day visit with
relatives.
Mrs. Dulce Randolph left for hei
! home in San Diego after two weeks
ct tie w. McClard home in Plaster
City.
Mrs. Raye Kramer entertained
Tuesday with a shower for her Sis
ter, Miss Mary Sprinkle. Guests
present were Mesdames Roy Wo-
mack Hewes, F HavenS, c. Havens
Kent, T. Wright, Higgins, Herrick
Cobleigh, Gallaher, Allen, Lowe
Wright, Dickson. The ladies ell
joyed a social time and refresh
ments were served.
The Ladies Aid of Seeley viii
hold their bazaar Friday, November
"a, and in the evening program
will be given and refreshment:
served by members. A cooked fooo
table will be an attraction. Many
things on the fancy work table
would make lovely Christmas gifts
There are any number of aprons
With variety of patterns, grat
box for children and candy booth
Saturday these who boarded the
train at Seeley to take the trip t.
San Diego to see the U. S. frigatc
Constitution were Bert Oftelle, Ce-
Gil Gibson, Brenton Gallaher. Tenn
pie and Harold Robinson, Raymond
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
REBEKAHS GIVE
OLD TIME PARTY

One of the most successful par
ties of the season was the Thanks
giving party given last night by the
Barbara Worth Rebekahs for Re-
bekahs, Odd Fellows and their
friends. The affair was held in the
lodge headquarters at 532 Main.
The party was in the form of an
old-time social event and many of
the pastimes of another generation
were enjoyed including several
square dances" and folk dances, at
which many Of the guests proved
quite expert.
During the evening a white ele-
phant sale was held which provid-
ed great entertainment, for not only
were number Of amusing articles
found in the collection, but the sale
was conducted by DOC" Zinn,
whose ready wit and skill as an
auctioneer are well known.
The evening ended with the serv-
ing of old-fashioned ginger bread
coffee and homemade candy to the
guests.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
ELKS SPONSOR
LADIES NIGHT

Over $50 Elks and their ladies
were present last night for the first
ladies' night sponsored by the lodge
this season, this large attendance
being sufficient proof Of the popu-
larity of these affairs.
A delicious dinner was served by
the kitchen mechanics and later
dancing to the music of Austin's
orchestra was enjoyed.
Bridge had been planned for
those who preferred a card game
but everyone seemed to want to
dance so the bridge game did not
materialize.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
III. SISTER MARYS
\ e KITCHEN
BY SISTER MARY
NEA Service Writer

IN irritating tendency to pre-
"A sent the too-familiar dish in
the too-obvious way frequently
prevails in family meals. Ham
burg steak is nutritious dish thus
handicapped in many families
Considering that the beef creature
furnishes comparatively few ten
der cuts and that these are high
in price, it becomes necessary for
the home-maker to make the less
desirable cuts popular. These
cheaper cuts are just as nutritious
and if put through the food chop
per and freed from gristle and ten
dons, the resulting steak" can be
made very appetiZing.
Unless the meat is to be used
very soon after it is brought from
the market, it's a good idea to put
it through the food chopper your
self. Chopped meat looses much
Of its juice and favor if allowed
to stand for some time. After
chopping add ! teaspoon salt, Ia
teaspoon pepper and 1-2 cup milk
to / pound chopped meat. This
addition of liquid insures juicy
hamburg after cooking. A few
drops Of onion juice may be add
ed, or an onion, a few sprigs of
parsley or a green pepper may be
put through the food chopper with
the meat. It's the variety in sea-
soning and sauces that makes
Hamburg steak into different dish
es.
Broiled Meat Cakes
Prepare meat as suggested and
shape in eight fiat round cakes.
Cook five TO eight minutes under
the gas fame, turning once or pam
broil in hot, lightly oiled frying
pan, turning frequently at first
and afterward occasionally, allow
ing ten to fifteen minutes, depend
ing on whether the cakes are liked
rare" or well done. Put on hot
platter, spread with butter and
serve
Nook FilIet Mignon
Prepare meat as suggested and
shape in four round cakes about
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
SIGNAL CHAPTER
CALLS MEETING

Members of Signal Chapter No.
276, Order of the Eastern Star, will
meet tonight at 8 o'clock in the Ma
sonic temple, this being the last
meeting at which Mrs. Ina Ander-
son, worthy matron. will preside.
Saturday night, November 25, new
officers will be inducted at an open
installation to be held in the Ma
sonic temple at o'clock.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Packing Shed
To Be Rebuilt

Rebuilding of the packing shed at
Third and Olive streets which was
destroyed by fire during the sum-
mer will start Immediately as a
building permit for that purpose
was taken out at the city engineers
office yesterday afternoon.
This permit which shows Elmer
Hartman, Denver, as owner, states
that the new shed will be 40 by 24O
feet in dimensions and the con-
struction will be of wood and sheet
iron. Estimated cost of the building
is placed at $500.
Two other permits were issued yes
terday afternoon, one to j. A.
Straub for alterations to dwelling
at $50 Len Rey, $500; and another
to L. Lippman, for repairs at 1873
Main street, $3.50.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
CIRCLE TO GIVE
CHURCH DINNER

Presbyterian church members,
their friends and families are in
yited to attend the dinner to be
served tonight from $50 to 7
o'clock in the church by members
of Mrs. F. H. Mitchell's circle of
the Presbyterian guild.
The women who are expert
cooks, have planned a tempting
menu featuring tender, savory
Swiss steak with many delicious
accompanying dishes.
Members of the circle include
Mesdames F. H. Mitchell, o. j.
Bradshaw, Elton Christian, Glenn
A. Hipes, Bruce Moore, Fred Cross,
Charles p. Delp, E. T. Sanders,
Charles Bramkamp and A. Dumont.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
ENJOYS
BASKET MAKING

Basket making again occupied
the members OF the Arts and Crafts
section of the Ten Thousand club
who met yesterday morning in the
club house.
The y members present were en-
tkusiastic over the progress in their
work which is being done under the
direction of Mrs. Bertha Judd.
Next meeting Of the section will
take place on Monday. November
e, at o'clock in the club house.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
c.. E. Convention
To Open Saturday

Valley Christian Endeavor men,
bers meet tomorrow, Saturday, No.
vember 25, at 4 p. m. in the Imper-
ial church for the first session in
the two days convention.
The banquet will be featured Sat-
urday night and at that time Paul
Brown, state worker, will address
the group.
Sunday afternoon and evening
are to be devoted to the devotional
services and all young people as
we'll as members of the societies
are urged to attend.
A large delegation from the FL
Centro society is planning to at
tend.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Demonstration At
Meloland School

Another in the series Of demon
stration meetings being conducted
by the schools of the valley will take
place tomorrow, Saturday, Novem-
ber IS, from 9-12, in the Meloland
school,
Parents are particularly invited to
attend these teaching demonstra-
tions and the luncheon to be served
at noon. The afternoon will be de-
voted to criticism and explanation
and to a program presented under
the direction of Bruce Miller OF the
Heber school.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Community Players
Set Date For Play

December IA is the date selected
by the Community Players for their
first presentation of the fall seas
on, "Backstage," to be given under
the direction of Winifred Haun.
The play will be given in the Fox
Imperial theatre where rehearsals
have been underway for some time.
Members of the cast include
Louis McKieghan, Beth Cross,
Beaulah Brown, Lola Hensley,
Frances Lemons Katie Lee Oswalt,
Eunice Wise, Faye Dobbs. Dick
Hocket, Larry Sullivan, Hans Merk-
lein, Noel Smith, Harry BriScoe,
Walter Eberle, Bill Dovey, Chuck
Smith, John Wederman, Russell
Lewis, DR.. H. G. wilkinson.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
Twice Told Tales
Section To Meet

Twice Told Tales section of the
Ten Thousand club will meet Mon
day, November 81, at the home of
Mrs. P. A. Murray, 1046 Brighton
avenue. The program will be given
by Mrs. Lee Nuffer.
Members of the section are re-
minded that the hour of meeting
has been changed from 2:30 to
2 o. M
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24

and Ailecn Smith, Olan and Jean
Derrick, Clara Mae Davis, Pauline
Daley, Margaret Smith, Jimmie
Corbin and sister
Sunday about 25 were present at
the pot luck dinner at the church
and afterwards an election of Off
GERS was Eeld.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
TOmOrrOw's Menu
BREAKFAST: Grape

BREAKFAST: Grape fruit.
cereal, cream, crisp broiled
bacon, toast, milk, coffee.
LUNCHEON: Eggs baked
in hominy, mixed vegetable
salad, baked apples. milk, tea.
DINNER: Salisbury steak,
mashed potatoes. buttered car
rots, banana and peanut salad,
Indian pudding, milk, coffee.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24
s:: Is: OF Interest to Women S::::: &C:
Churches
Schools
Social Calendar
TONIGHT

Church dinner, 5:30-7, Presby-
terian church.
Senior play, s, high school audi
torium.
Associated chambers of COM
merce, !, Calexico.
Signal Chapter No. 276, 8, Ma
scnic temple.
TOMORROW
Christian Endeavor convention,
4, Imperial.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24

Alex Mcdonald, herdsman at the
University farm, Davis, judged beef
cattle at TIE Pacific International
in Portland
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-24

Prepare meat as suggested and
shape in four round cakes about
Evening star., 1933-03-10
Pointed Paragraphs

Methuselah probably lived to ripe
old age just to spite some girl who
married him for his money.
Most women can make a dollar go
80 far that friend husband never sees
1t again.
Many a man has been convicted OF
forgery because he took Solomon's ad-
vice and chose good name for him.
SELF
Dead men tell no tales, but lots Of
tales are told about them.
A great many gold bricks are used
In construction Of air castles.
Envy contributes much to the wear
and tear of the thinking apparatus
Social etiquette doesn't interest the
man who is wearing porous plaster in
an overheated room.
Don't tell the tramp you meet that
charity should begin at home or he
may ask for your address.
The average man is usually so glad
to get home from a social that he is
glad that he went.
Had Diogenes visited this country
while on his famous hunt, some get
rich-quick promoter would have swiped
his lantern.