The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-08-31

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 Calm and still the water-restful cool the air. 2 Little bits of happiness help to banish care, ]
 Little joys dream about beautiful and : Money buy these dreams of ecstasy-
 will gladly share them. Friend of mine. with thee.
 Julia Conkling Benham. DUMB DORA wATERBuRY's INTELLECTUAL IDIOT.
 IN CHICAGO. University of Cheago- (Peae don't refer it Chi caao university-th higheups apt suffer hemor- mind can't spell thator have nomenelaturitis chcsgo very friendly city and Fair Someone has said "See Naples Die but boat fare by going the Mockyards for the purpose. you such things you'll along and live through all learned lot of things about this city, especially about university the Midway which used be of the Worlds Fair of lS93 (The Midway the university) That one professor ashes hunded-doar checks (when seray numbered bills facilitate keeping of the amounts he spends
 That Thornton Wilder fthe bestiked professors campus. frequently wandering about the campus turnedup shirt sleeves of baggy and unkmpt shoes That he reads the New Yorker. Of advertising you can't get free subscription to that mas) That prousey by much geseulation That the Towers famous line Ye shall know the truth and the shall make you free (ohn 832) is inscribed of the three university ehapes.
 That visitor was about university: "Is this supposed big plaee Cts such things that tempt add nisgernomeny to our eunieuum.) That university representatives in Who's Who About the rest of the city. learned ... That any ambitious swimmers who to cribs stationed in the lake given fressh dinner Caught before their ey and returned to shore oy motorboat they feel roundt trip would be too much That while O. O. Mcintyre his August 27 (rx he hv of Barney Googe) which Rube Goldberg (of the Boob MeNu) also said comic strip artists were being fed Chicago whher they had display their talents in conjunction with Fair demonstrations Stevens Hotel would take him about complete the entire rounds.
 That someone thought display Fair be- ing exhibited in honor of the late Mayor Cemak. That dong daddy who wanted his darling doer walk the upper of society with others of the eite about S2O.00O for parties q think the liquor included but can't De sure of % He paid hundred dollars have her picture grouped the real Mccoy of Chasos society published in one of the local newspapers
 That one eoyumsts occasionally wtes frishuy aged humorous fit local settings (So. that's the those coumnss write big long column every day! That the telephone of the Fair Grounds Victory l933. That there is company in Chicago called Live Let Live Merchande".
 That there is also Meiner Coal Company in That following appeared in the Personal Notices of local paper: If Mrs Gue Romh doesnt call for furn sorned 38l2 Herndon-ave in days will be disposed of w. Hook.
 That if you ask Coea-Cola (another ad suppose; we'll % fyy this easel in the drugores you can't have the drink until you call it a Coke
 That Waterbury visitor the Worlds Fair had his stolen. (Hope you covered that big don't know whether the recovered) That some people still ask for lverwu sausage Some day I'll hear myself asking for wrinkled prune
 That someone $z0 b but all the Bills know broke That everybody very friendly in the eyevn the lake keeps waving at you (And you get sea- sick from i) That you say the Empire fell because could longer stand Gas coed did, the te rofe eudfe historians who write the subject That there is Babo Drive the city and it's something ycu 10 over contribute to!
 Tb,f people want why Chicago Ill., Probably for IF same reason that Vancouver is 50 old. Ths when tell people Waterbury my home they in vxrisy reply, Oh that's where they make the alarm clocks Vev alarming you think! But what about the famous kse banner sioat before the City Hall which Qud rnsass1" (PIeae % up tte pole s9d cheek my Latin)
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