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Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

Out shot the cork, straight into the
bush and, a moment later, a voice
began to howl and bleat
oh! OH Ouch! Wouch /! Scouchl
MY goodness! That's a funny
way for a Bad Chap to howl SAID
Uncle Wiggily as he put another
cork in his popgun. = never heard
the Fox, the Wolf or the Bob Cat
howl like that"
Mr.. Longears was going to shoot
MS gun at the bush again when,
all of a sudden, out came prancing
Billie Wagtail, the boy goat.
Don't shoot me any more! Don't
shoot me any morep" bleated Billie.
"Oh. I'm SO sorryl" said Uncle
Wiggily. Did I hit your
Eyes, right on my nosei' SAID
Billie, and he held one hoof over
the sore place.
Il thought you were a BAD
Chapl" said the rabbit gentleman.
But I'm not" sobbed Billie and
there were real tears in his eyes, for
even something as light as a cork,
hitting on a goats nose, makes =
sore. I mean it makes the nose
sore.
mo, I can easily see you aren't
Bad Chap" spoke Uncle Wiggily
And I'm very sorry I shot you
Billie. But why were you hiding in
the bush there?'
Il wasn't hiding" bleated Billie
Wagging his short, stumpy tail. Il
was tossing my ball on the way to
school and, all Of a sudden I lost
! il.
whats that?' exclaimed Uncle
Wiggily. do you mean you lost thf
Hollow Stump School, Billie?"
mo such luck as that" bleated
the little goat. Il mean 1 lost m5
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
IMPERIAL VALLEY PRESS
MORE SNOBBEPY

OEMARkS on caste and snobbery made
II by President Roosevelt two weeks ago
at the graduation exercises of the L. S.
Naval Academy, might we'll be referred
to officials of the United States Golf As
ISOLATION, for their information and di-
gestion.
The officials refused place on the
1882 American Walker cup team to one
Johnny Goodman. The excuse was that
Goodman was not good enough golfer to
be member Of the team. Actually the
reason Goodman was excluded was that
he was mot good enough socially
An amateur golfer, he had hitch-hiked
and ridden freight trains in order to par
ticipate in various matches during the
last several years Among tournaments
in which he participated was the one at
Pebble Beach four years ago in which
he knocked the golf world silly by elm
mating the great Bobby Jones in the first
round.
Jones-the greatest golfer the game
has knoWn-Warmy congratulated his
conqueror and predicted great things for
him. There was nothing of the snob
about his attitude.
Not being good enough for the Walker
team, Goodman went out to get more
honors, eliminating his efforts last Sat
urday when he won the United States
open tournament, over field of the
games best players.
There is every indication that Good
man will be offered place on the Walk
er cup team next year the l. S. q. A. by
that time probably being more concerned
with winning the contest than whether or
not members Of the team road in Pull
mans or on brake beams.
The L. S. G. A. may have thought
Goodman not good enough socially,
but millions of sport lovers will hold to
the opinion he is much more entitled to
praise for riding the brake beams than
if he accepted fat expense account from
some sponsor-in reality salary-as
many other simon pures' do.
There is a lesson for all of us in what
happened to the L. S. G. A. It is by no
means alone in committing the sin OF
snobbery.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
Editorial Page
and
Features
THE CHURCH GROWS

WE ARE quite generally considered TO
" be living in a Goddess age, and it
therefor comes as a surprise to many to
learn that instead of losing strength the
church in the United States continues to
show steady increase in membership.
The Christian Herald discloses that
churches and religious bodies in general
gained 500, 252 new members above the
age of Is, during 1882 This brings the
total church membership in the country
to 50,037 ,209.
From 1900 to the end of 1882, the
country showed an increase in pOpula-
ton of Cos per cent. The church in the
same period showed a gain of S29 per
cent, another indication that the church
is in healthy condition.
These are facts which should be of in
terest even to those who do not attend
or belong to any church.
The church, as an institution, IS some
thing of which the nation may well be
proud. There are strong differences in
feeling between various sects and denom-
nations there are occasional instances
of bigotry and intolerance; but in the
main, the American church is too busy
carrying out the teachings of the Master
to devote much time or energy to what
must be considered inconsequentials.
Smith worshipping here, and Jones
worshipping there may each hold that
they are right, yet this need not prevent
them from conceding the other right to
think and worship as he pleases, nor does
it prevent Smith buying from Jones,
playing golf with him, or gathering OF
the Smith and Jones families around
single table for neighborly meal.
The course of the American church is
one that demands the respect of all. Its
good works are not to be minimized. Its
faults, in comparison with the faults of
others, are few.
A community without churches is not
the sort of community conducive to the
best in family life, and family life is the
backbone of the nation, regardless of
what some may say about wheat steel,
corn, Wall street or anything else. A
churchless community does not remain
a community very long.
The Christian Herald sums up its ar
ticle by saying the church is still the
nations greatest going concern 1t IS.
-o
Los Angeles certainly needs a subway.
II might stow away some Of its racketeers
in one with benefit to the community.
l. alNo..
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
Building And Loan
Company Praised

Letters received from various
building and loan associations in the
state. indicate officials of the I'M
perial Valley Building and Loan as
ISOLATION have reason to be proud
that the local concern still is in a
position to loan money to residents,
the chamber of commerce stated
today.
In response to letters sent by
Robert Hays, secretary of the cham
Der of commerce, to building and
loan associations, it was revealed
that other associations are not
loaning money. In some instances
loans are not being made even in
the locality in which the associa-
ton is situated.
Some of the letters received con-
tanned the information that "loanS
could not possibly be made at this
time. -
"The excellent condition of the
local association as revealed in
recent statements, places it in an
enViable position,' Hays said.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
FINDS son

Stafford, Ariz. UP - Seven
teen-year- old Myron Hechter, who
had never seen his soldier father,
did not meet his parent, D. Hech-
ter. until the latter traced him by
letters from his bedside at a gov
eminent hospital at Fl. Bayard, N.
NJ.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

Published every evening Except Sunday by The
Imperial Valley Press. Inc, 625 State street,
Ell Centre, California. w. c. Costello business
manager. Telephone &c, business office: ZOO edi-
torial department. Full leased wire United Press
Associations
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
June IL. 1918

Imperial is to have new gin.
1t will be the largest in every re-
spect and will do three things, a
combination no other gin in the
valley can accomplish. 1t will
handle long and short staple cot
ton and bollieS.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
ACID STOMACH BIG FACTOR
In CAUSING ULCERS

Don't let too much acid ruin your
stomach. Take DR.. Emil's Ada Tab
lets and quickly overcome acid con-
ditions, heartburn, sour stomach,
indigestion. Clements Drug Store.
Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

1t is SO difficult to find men
enough to complete items of inn
provement in diversion and flood
protection south of the border, that
much of the work will be discon-
tinued for the summer.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell of
Imperial Valley for This
Date In Past Years
TWENTY YEARS AGO
Tune II. 1919

Supervisors are now called on to
face new conditions on the San
Diego road through the canyon
where one rock weighing 10 tons
and several smaller rocks have fall
en- on the road bed.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

Apparently the Morgan inquiry was
getting too hot in more ways than one
hence the wish for adjournment until
fall
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

last polar expedition was as CO.
leader of the Amuadsen-Ellsworth-
Mobile trans-polar flight from Spitz-
bergen to Alaska in the dirigio-e
Norge.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

Negotiations were opened in Los
Angeles yesterday looking to more
cordial relations between Imperial
Valley and the chamber of COM
merce of Los Angeles.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

Elm school district is preparing
to build a $500 school building at
once.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

The Lodi district, San Joaquin
county, has 16,847 acres planted to
Tokay grapes. =
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13
TEN YEARS AGO
June IL. 1929

After several months of faction
al disturbance following the burn
ing of the Acacia school house last
fall, residents of the district have
decided to hold a meeting to pro-
vide for getting started on a new
school house.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

One of the reasons for the sud-
den revolt CT congress against Presi-
dent Roosevelt's new organization
plan-the one sent 20 congress While
administration leaders were push
ing toward an adjournment Satur-
day nights the provision for
j. 25 per cent reduction in expenditures
for vocational education and re-
Mobilization.
Congressman have found JOBS for
a number of friends in this division
of the governments work.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

King George opened the conference,
but it was what Macdonald salo tha'
split it wide open.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

Los Angeles certainly needs subway
II might stow away some of its racketeers
in one with benefit to the community.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-06-13

These war debts are doubly embar-
RAISING financially for the debtors and
internationally for Uncle Sam.
Montana labor news., 1933-04-13
Central Council Unfair List

Grand Central Market, III East Park st.
New York Bargain Store, 119 10. Park st.
Yellowstone Garage.
All Allen-A Products.
The Eaton Metal Products Co, Of Billings
BY the Cascade Trades and Labor As
sembly.
Henningson Engineering Co., of Omaha,
Neb.
Rex Flour and products of Royal Milling
Co., by Great Falls Central Council.
Beauty ShOp-Mrs. X. X. Barrett, 1873
Beauty shopNMrs. chas. J. Duffy, 1865
Garrison Avenue.
Lewis Beauty School
McCarrol Beauty School.
Mabel Macdonald and Beauty Shop, 2O6
West Second st.
Edison Beauty ShOp.
Eclipse Stores.
Whitehouse Market, 1874 West Park st.
Mr.. Burr, handyman.
Crystal Cleaners, 233 East Park st.
Chas. Jarvela, 402 East Broadway.
Mrs. Bowman, 315 s. Washington.
Nordberg-Rowe Engineering Co., 1908 s.
Montana st.
Guys .Garage-Rocker.
Garage-322 South Wyoming.
Hansen MACPHERSON Co.
Buildings and Owners.
~ ). Arizona ST., Geo. Buses, Owner.
3O1 5. Arizona St., Addie Deutch, owner,
Wulf Realty, agent.
1873 5. Arizona St., VIM. Dunckel, owner.
8 w. Mercury; 520 s. Dakota, Il. Nc
Grady Estate.
62l Utah, j.. c. Moebus, owner.
439, Al S. Arizona, Joe Pfeiffer. owner.
4S3 y. Arizona St., VIM. Dunckel, owner.
43S-44l ). Arizona, Joe Pfieffer, owner.
415 S. Arizona, Olivia Hopkins, owner.
UNFAIR BARBER SHOPS.
1876 N. Main st. 419 s.. Arizona st.
337 South Main ST. AL S. Arizona st.
8 West Mercury st. 621 Utah Ave.
5S d.. Galena st. NJ. G. Nidelcheff
425 E. Park st. 1913 Covert ST.
sos e. Park st. Chas. JaryeIa
. ). Arizona st: 204 Il. Park st.
1877 s.. Arizona st. (Collegel
301 s.. Arizona st.
UNFAIR BEAUTY SHOPS AND SCHOOLS
1873 Garrison Aye.-Mrs. r. r. Barrett.
1865 Garrison Ave.-Mrs. Chas. j. Duffy.
FOG w. Second St.-Mabel Mcdonald.
Edison Permanent Wave Shop, In Metals
Bank Bldg.
McCarrolls-7 u. Granite st.
Lewis Beauty School-0wsley Bldg.
Montana labor news., 1933-04-13

ALBANY, N. Y.-(FP)-Approxi-
mately 10000 state employees had
their salaries slashed a total of $5,-
100000 when the legislature passed
New York's budget bill. Reductions
start at 6 per cent on salaries of
$4,000 a year, and reach 20 per cent
at $4,000. OF the states 10000 en-
ployes, about 10000 receive less than
$4,000 a year. They are exempt from
this pay cut.
Montana labor news., 1933-04-13
GOOD FRIDAY

You drove the nails in his white,
white feet;
| pierced each tender hand;
And We laughed as we lifted The
cross on high
Too wise to understand.
You gave him the gall and vinegar;
thrust the lance in his side;
Yet they say it was years and
years ago
That the Saviour was crucified.
Edgar Daniel Kramer.
Montana labor news., 1933-04-13
600 FARMERS STOP
FORECLOSURE SALE

WAUsAU, Wis.-(FP) - August
B~orkenhagen still owns his farm as
the result of the action of 600 fellow
farmers who stopped a foreclosure
sale by bids of SC and Toe.
GO ahead and shoot-we'd as soon
die now as starve to DEATH" the farm
ers shouted at sheriffs who attempted
to stop the Sears Roebuck sale.
Montana labor news., 1933-04-13
WALL ST. ORGAN WAKES UP TO
BEER FLOP STORY

CONTINUED from Page Onel
ly disseminated by persons either ig-
norant or else more interested in
propaganda than the TRUTH" it says,
and warn that beer will flop as a
job aid.
Federated Press was the only news
service to deflate the prosperity bal
lyhoo which accompanied the return
of beer.
Montana labor news., 1933-04-13

LINCOLN, Neb-(FP)-The Init.
Labor Defense is appealing the con-
viction and filming of 16 farmers and
unemployed workers who prevented a
farm foreclosure sale at WILDER, Neb.
The 16 were fined from S25 to $3.50
on charges of contempt of court.
The Washington times., 1933-02-28

Checks, plaids, and tiny prints
that look like checks or fancy
weaves-they are all seen in
profusion in the spring clothes.
There is so much fine, subtle
design that we seem indeed to
have decided on design for
living" And the smartest of
them all for street wear are the
checks. You'll see checked wool
ems from now on, checked silks,
linens and cottonS soon, and
checks even in the evening
mode. So if you think we're
showing lots of checks, just
take it as an indication that
they're going to be very, very
good.
Suit or Dress
A smart and very practical
costume in checks is the suit
which may be worn as dress
or vice versa. The garment
we've sketched today may be a
suit, or may be a dress, and
for the sake of authority, it's
impossible to decide which to
call it. You wear it's scarf out
side, and button it snugly up
over your chest, and it's most
decidedly a dress. Then you
put a blouse under 1t, and fold
the scarf inside to look like a
The Washington times., 1933-02-28

mere band of white pique, and
it is certainly a suit. At any
rate, it's very good to look at
either way, and loses nothing in
the way of chic by being able
to do double duty.
Scarf or Vest
This versatile costume comes
in a Sports-like woolen, in navy
or brown checks, each with
white. 1t is held together by
striking white clips, and the
scarf or vest, whichever you
choose to make it, is of white
pique. Tucks across the shoul-
ders give width and a very new
look, while the roll Surplice COL
lar assures becomingneSS to
practically everybody. 1t comes
in junior sizes, II to II, but
may be worn equally we'll by a
small woman, and its price is
only $40. Buy it now to wear
under your winter coat, but
wear it later, too, without a
coat.
For fashion information, or
for the name of the store
where you can find this cos
tune, write Miss Laville, en-
closing Self-addreSsed, stamped
envelope, or call District $3.50,
extension 199.
The Washington times., 1933-02-28
"PL LAYGIRLS IN LOVE" - By May Christie

look pretty, but frightfully
tagged, Judith"
The sensitive Judith flushed
under her hostess green gaze
that for all its languiSh was
penetrating.
"She knows how I feel about
Loranda and Barry. -! She
just asked me here because
misery loves company"
So thought Judith.
But she was not entirely
right. There was a definite
motive in Genevieve's invita-
ton that was to be unfolded
later. -.
Genevieve snapped out of
her lethargy and mixed a cock
tail for Judith.
She drank straight gin her
self, she said. There was a
curious look in Genevieve's eyes
Ia tWitching of the hands
that disconnected her young
visitor.
Genevieve went out to the
kitchenette and when she came
back with the cocktail shaker,
she appeared to be a different
being.
An excellent little dinner for
two was sent up from the
restaurant in the building.
Honeydew melon. .bouillon
cup. delicious young salmon,
served with sliced cucumber.
and mayonnaise. tiny new
potatoes, green peas and
asparagus.
Genevieve made Turkish cof-
fee with a spirit lamp under a
glass container on a copper
base. She added the requisite
drops of rosewater, and handed
an ornate little demi-taSse to
Judith.
How clever of you!" ex-
claimed the latter.
Genevieve shrugged. "Oh, I
learnt it last year, when I was
in Constantinople with Cliss."
She added, seeing Judith's
surprised expression, 1--WE were
on a Mauretania cruise"
She poured Judith some ben
CONTINUED on 2nd. Comic Page)
The Washington times., 1933-02-28
A 8 3
- AT 6 5 4
. A 8 Z q

Bidding went: Y (third hand) I,
1-Spade; B, 2-Hearts; 2, 3-Dia-
monds; Y, 3 Spades; z, 4-Clubs;
Y, 4-Spades.
The opening lead of the K of
hearts was won by declarer's Ace.
Dummy ruffed a second lead OF
that suit. Instead of trumping
another heart the declarer led
dummy's 9 of spades and let it
run. 1t held the trick.
A low club from dummy was
won by declarer's K, and he led
off his two top spades, being
lucky enough to pick up all op-
posing trumps. Next he put
dummy in the lead with it's Ace
of clubs. He ruffed a club, and
again the declarer was in luck,
as all opposing clubs fell, leav-
ing two long cards of that suit
in dummy.
Dummy's Ace of diamonds won
the next trick. Upon the two
good clubs in dummy the declar-
er discarded his last heart and
one of his two remaining dia-
monds. He gave his adversaries
one diamond trick and ruffed
the thirteenth trick, thus win
ming two tricks over his con-
tract.
Of course the declarer felt
pretty good over the outcome of
his strategy. His partner had
viewed the whole proceeding
with disapproval, and told Y
what a lucky dog he was to
have both spades and clubs
break 3-3 for him, enabling Y
to pick up all outstanding
spades and to establish two long
clubs in dummy. Really the
odds were Z to / against both
of those events happening, but
what was the use of nagging a
partner who had done so we'll.
The more normal method of
play would have been to ruff off
both losing hearts and then
give opponents one trump trick
and two diamond tricks, which
would have been all that could
be lost by normal play.
The Washington times., 1933-02-28

be all right - although her
ethics were all wrong!
One evening shortly after six
o'clock, Genevieve called up
Judith at the little flat and in
vited her to come down to her
apartment for dinner.
whats she want with me?
I'm the worst company in the
world. zella, old thing, you go
in my place! Genevieve says
she's got the bleus and can't be
left alone! She's positively in
sistent!"
And Judith gazed beseeching-
ly at Zella, her hand over the
telephones mouthpiece.
Il can't. I've got a heavy
date myself-with my budding
Michael Angelo in the Village"
For dinner?"
A Christian Act
"Yep. I was going to take
you, too. But here's where you
can do a little Christian act
and cheer up Genevieve. -"
"On the principle that misery
loves company, 1 suppose?"
"She really wants you, Jul
dith. She came into the shop
today forgot to tell YOU
she wanted your phone num-
ber at the bank"
Its in the directory. She
could have called me up.
What's the matter, anyhow,
with Genevieve?"
Trouble with her sweetheart,
I suppose. BY golly, what fe-
males don't go through! You'll
never catch me falling in loVe!"
Don't tempt fate. Zella, with
such sweeping statements!"
We'll, run along and slip
into another dress. Genevieve's
got a cute apartment. She'll
give you a good dinner. I'll
drop you in my taXicab."
Zella was relieved that Jul
dith wasn't to be alone tonight.
Shed been worrying about Ju-
dith.
Genevieve was extended Ian
guidly on a chaise lounge when
Judith-the door being ajar and
no one answering her ring
walked into the living room of
the apartment.
Genevieve was wearing a
really beautiful sea-green negl1-
gee that showed every curve of
her voluptuous figure.
She extended a white hand
with a lot of rings on it.
I'm awfully glad you came,
Judith. Take off your wrap
and make yourself at home.
When I've summoned a little
energy-for this spring weather
is exhauSting-I'm going to mix
you a cocktail"
"Oh, not on my account"
Judith said quickly.
Nonsense. Don't be a little
prude. It'll pep you UP. You
The Washington times., 1933-02-28

upon to give up some OF its re-
serve supply. Then the dex-
troSe, which originally was con-
verted into glycogen, is changed
back again into dextroSe, SO
that the system can utilize it
an unusual and remarkable
chemical procedure.
The formation of urea is an
other chemical marvel, urea
being a waste product when pro
tein is digested and assimilated
burned" one might say-for
body energy. After urea is made
in the liver, so to speak, it cir
culates in the blood until it
reaches the kidneys, where it is
eXcreted.
AS previously stated, many
liver disorders may occur. Most
of them have to do with in
crease Of the supporting, con.
nective tissue framework. Such
conditions are known as "cir-
rhoSis," which signifies a kind
of hardening of the liver.
Cirrhosis of the liver may be
caused by alcoholic overindul-
gence, or hardening likewise
takes place if the bile ducts are
stopped up and the liver be,
comes 7ngorged with blood.
Sometimes the liver becomes
enlarged, and sometimes it
shrinks. Fatty conditions of
the liver also may occur, and
tumors and assesses in the
liver tissue are likewise posi-
BILE.
When one realizes how com.
plicated and wonderful the
workings of the liver are, one
is bound to feel that the great
est marvel of all is the fact that
the liver does not become dis
ordered more often than it does.
Copyright. 1888, King Features
Syndicate, Inc)
The Washington times., 1933-02-28

The liver, the largest organ
in the body, is situated under
the ribs on the right side and
in front. A small part of it
actually lies over on the left.
Its lowest edge does not project
beyond the lower border of the
lowest rib on the right.
Since the liver is such an
important organ, as we'll as
being so large, it is not aston
iShing that it should be subject
to many disorders.
1t measures from 10 to IL
inches from side to side, 6
or Z inches from front to back,
and it is 3 inches thick. Its
weight is from so to go ounces.
And this entire mass is divided
up into five parts, or lobes,
which are held in place by five
stout ligaments.
1t is no exaggeration to say
that the liver is the most mar
velous chemical factory we pos
Sess. This is the real reason,
probably, why it can so readily
become upset. For the mc1e
complicated a piece Of machin-
cry is, the easier it is to get
out of order.
The three chief functions of
the liver are the secretion of
bile, the formation of glycogen
and the production of urea.
Bile is a golden-broWn or
greenish fluid secreted by the
liver cells. About so ounces
are Secreted every "a hours. On
account of it's amount. bile is
stored up for future use in the
gall bladder, which is situated
on the under side of the liver.
Bills is essential for the proper
digestion of food. 1t helps
to digest fats, is supposed to
act as an intestinal antiSeptic
and, since it stimulates the mus
cular movements of the intes-
tines, bile may also be said to
be a laxative.
The glycogenic function Of the
liver is an interesting one. To
the liver cells blood carries dex-
trose, a derivative of the car
bohydrateS (starches and sugars)
and in the liver this deX-
trose is converted into glycogen
and is held in reserve. Now then.
when the food eaten by the in
dividual does not contain
enough dextrose for the needs
Of the body the liver is called