The Omaha guide., 1933-07-08
g-anization i to suffering humanity.

ganization Is to suffering humanity.
! was very happy, indeed to give my
time and help my co-workers to fur
nish up a kitchen in this building that
every one will be proud of. DR.. Price
Terrill says, it fills a vacancy for
wholesome recreation-for boys in
the gymnasium field that has never
been filled in Omaha under proper
environment. DR.. Virgins says a
medical dispensary is very badly
needed and we may call upon him any
time to relieve suffering humanit,.
who is unable to pay. T. P. MaHam-
mitt says it fits a need that has never
been filled in Omaha for 80 a and
that any n who kicks on a PROPOSE
ton Of this kind is most certainly
something wrong with their head if
not their heart.
Good News! |! ! DR.. Lennox reports
to the Omaha Guide office that Rob-
ert Dairy is going to put on two Ne
gro drivers. Good work DR.. Lennox,
we are with you when you are right.
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Baby Jones is back On the Detective
force, a running mate with P. H. Jen-
kins. Good luck, Baby. We wish YOU.
The Wonder Of the World in Omaha.
Twelve Negroes going in one d.
~rection in one accord. and for one pur-
pose. There is nobody in front or be-
hind them either, and they are not 60
ing to Jail or prison. Solve this riddle,
and win a new hat. Write the Omaha
Guide and tell us who you believe they
are and the nearest guesser will get
a new hat or a box of candy. Take
your choice.
Latest Report.
1t is reported that Tom, Dick, and
Harry's dad has his handbag in his
hand and Dad says he doesn't want to
ever see another drop of liquor as long
as he lives.
Johnny Horton says; amt that
funny my wife is working over there
at Tom. Dick, and Harry's Dads home
with their mother. Do you think they
have got their heads together. Wait a
minute here comes a beautiful olive
brown that lives on Grant Street
works in these political headquarters
once in a while. Yes, and they tell me
She's quit her husband, really what dc
you think is the matter with this gen.
Grafton? Is it in the air? Well I've
got a good job now, and | am through
with politics as far as the other fellow
is concerned. I may study law and get
into the game for myself someday.
am hoping that in time my wife viii
awake and come to her senses. I'm
making " per month and the SON
pressing suits, cutting hair, giving
baths and serving 3.2, Well I'm living
in hopes, and | am going to stay OF
the job.
$500 in n day. That's a RECORD
breaker for an eighteen year exceed
Miss Alberta Brown, better known a.
babe, an easy walking waitress at the
old race tracks did this very thing il
one day, and a few other 600 and 32s
dollar days farther along, and at las
a IS per month. Why did o. C. eve1
leave? Well just a poor boy went
wrong again. Did you know this young
Miss finished High School in 8 years
and won many state honors at Kansas
University in mathmetics. She form
ed a habit of reading 8 to A books q
day. She had such class mates as
Langston Hughes, the poet. WHIT
would have thought it. Miss Brown
says now since the wild oats are sowr
she will return to the school room ant
finish her college work. Good for you
Bert, it's never too late to do good.
Congressman Burke suggest Shulel
and Coad for a new job. We wish
somebody would move this Teller Shu!
er. He has been purchasing agent fol
the Court House every since BOZ
Smith hit him below the belt, and yet
he has not spent one dime with tn.
largest printing plant of its kind west
Of the Missouri river, Viz, The Omaha
Guide. Of course, there is a reason
for all things. We did put one glove
on Bob's hand but we didn't tell him
to hit two at once. Somebody said il
you want business, Mr.. Business man
stay out of politics.
1t takes lots Of news to fill the
Newspaper especially if there isn't
any advertising in it, and it takes lots
Of money and machinery to get it to.
gether. Again we have inaugurated q
new system trying to give you a new
sy 8 page paper. But if we keep it up
you will have to do your part. What is
your part. Call the advertiser and tell
him you saw his 'ad' in the Omaha
Guide, but you'll have to give him an