Hyder weekly herald., 1933-06-17
Sauce for the ~ Goose --~
By JOHN HART
@. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
 WNU Service

those persons that practice Wflat they preach. Only her preaching was done through the columns of "The Eve ming Gazette' under the caption, "Ad- vice to the Lovelorn, by Marion Dixon.' Every day, except Sunday, Florence answered questions of young women, and some young men. in re. gard to love affairs, preceding the re- plies with an article of general advice.
 Only recently these articles written by Florence had been accumulated and published in pamphlet form under the title Keep Them Guessing"
 Florence was a strong advocate of guessing in love affairs. She argued that young mans interest became stimulated when he found himself un- able to fathom the depths of his idols nature
 Because Florence practiced what she preached, Robert Harvey was kept constantly on the anxious seat. She never would admit definitely that she would marry him, but whenever he be- came convinced his case was hopeless she would be sure to lend him fresh encouragement by means of few choice words of sentiment. He was 'kept guessing"
 Robert did not realize that he was the constant subject of experiments for Marion Dixon of the Gazette" Indeed, he was not aware that Flor ence acted in that capacity on the newspaper, although he knew she held some position there. Yes, Robert was experimented upon shamefully in order that the readers of the Gazette" might profit. But Florence really did love him. Only she felt that she must fol- low Marion Dixon's advice in order to keep him on the matrimonial eligible list.
 One day Robert called for her at the Gazette" office and escorted her home.
 Shall see you this evening"" he inquired. She had been particularly amiable. and he was confident she would be glad to have him call.
 ''I think not, Robert. Really, l be lieve We should not see so much of each other for while. Besides, I have another engagement"
 Hell call me up in day or two and beg me to relent,' she confidently told herself later that day, "and of course I'll yield to his pleading. It's all in the game"
 Florence didn't get her chance to relent, for Robert failed to fulfill her expectations. He did not telephone to her and she received no word from him through the mails.
 Then came the climax. Florence went to the theater one evening with her mother, and there she saw Robert with another girl
 At first Florence was angry. What right had Robert to pay attention to another girl after the many protesta- tions of love he had told her? But her anger cooled and anxiety took its place. She was ready to forgive If only Robert would come back.
 But Robert made no effort to see Florence. He must be away on busi- ness, she decided, but she discovered he was not out of town one evening when she went to a restaurant for dinner and found him dining there with the same girl who had accom- panied him to the theater. This time Florence shed tears.
 Well, it was all over now. She had lost Robert. And 1t was her own fault. She wrote Advice to the Loyelorn" with little heart now. because she was beginning to doubt the soundness of the policies she advocated.
 Then, one day, Florence met Robert on the street, and stopped him.
 "Why don't you ever come to see mel" she asked him, pocketing her pride.
 Robert appeared his same old self.
 "I'll see you tonight. That is, of course, if you haven't another engage ment," he answered.
 Florence had no other engagement and Robert called. He got right to business at the start.
 'I love you. Florence. and I want yOu," he told her, "but I'm tired of