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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07

a Fowl Reply
Hayes looked thoughtful.
'Tell me-" he said. ''is chicken
big enough to eat when 1t is two
weeks old"
His friend laughed.
Don't be absurd" he replied. "Of
course II isn't"
Hayes gave him friendly push.
"Then how does it live?" he asked.
.sTell me that"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
Defendinp Him

"Why did you have to tell your
mother / kissed your"
"She's always saying you haven't
the nerve. Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
Flower of Humanity

1t Is always good to know, IL only In
passing, charming human beings, it re
freshes one like flowers and woods
and clear brooks.-George Eliot.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
Explained
9 western NswspspsrUnio

Whom does your little son look
Hke?"
His eyes are mine, the nose is my
wife's and the voice, l think he got
from our motor horn."-Tit-Bits.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
According to Custom

Accofding 10 Oustom
Magistrate = Witness says you
neither slowed down nor tried to
avoid the pedestrian.
Motorist-I took all precautions. l
blew my horn and cursed him.
Stray Stories Magazine.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
Parental Pointer

Children need discipline, not Sc
we're, but steady. The theory that
they don't arises from bad judgment.
Exchange.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
Better Gift

Bobby, gave your teddy bear to
a poor little boy who had no father. Z"
why didn't you give him father?'
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
If He Ia Genuine

A genuine orator can go on long
after he is through, and is well
come to.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
Control Curiosity

Those who don't mind being
raped over the fingers, ask many
questions.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
ACCOMPLISHMENT
The Right Place

ne Might Z iaCc
"I've come from the employment
bureau, ma'am," said the girl ''They
said you wanted servant"
But l do all the work myself" re-
piled the lady Of the house.
'Then the place will just suit me. :"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1933-07-07
THREE AT A TIME

Unwed-I hear the stork has been
making trip to your house.
Dadmoor-A trip! Triplets.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

can drive well unless the ball Is
placed forward so that the golfers
body is greatly behind 1t. This
gives the clubhead a chance to
come onto the ball In a straight line
If teed back toward the right foot
there Is every chance that the club
head will be hooded at impact. |. e..
the face of the clubhead pointing
toward the ground. With the more
lofted woods, the angle of the club
face would counterfeit this mistake
somewhat so that Ii would not like.
ly be disastrous. Yet no one could
drive consistently well under such
a condition with the driver. If your
tee shots r poor, look to your
stance and see where the ball Is 10.
Gated at address. Placing the ball
just a bit further ahead will often
do wonders for your game.
q. 1898 Bell Syndicate. -wNU Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Large PimpIes on
Face Twelve Years


Il was troubled with pimples all
over my face, neck, back and arms.
They were hard, large and red, and
hurt when l touched them. They fes-
tered and scaled over and at times I
could hardly stand to have my clothes
touch my back and arms. I could get
no rest or sleep and was In that con-
dition about ten or twelve years.
II read an advertisement for Cuti-
ours Soap and Ointment and sent for
a free sample of each. I purchased
more and after using two cakes of
Cuticura Soap and two twenty-five
cent boxes of Ointment I was healed"
(Signed) Mrs. Marsha Nevis, r. G.,
Box 125, LAGRANGE, Texas, July 26, '32.
Cuticura Soap 25c. Ointment 25c
and DOC. Talcum 25c. Sold every
where. One sample each free. Adj
dress: "Cuticura Laboratories, Dept.
r. Maiden, Mass."-Adv.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

AhN whatsoever you may No.
\HTHEN Johnny Chuck reached
w home he vas so tired that for
a while he even forgot that he was
hungry. You know 1t was a long
way from the other side of the Old
Orchard down to that far corner for
n so fat and stiff and sore as
Johnny Chuck.
At first Polly Chuck would have
nothing to do with him. But when
after a nap Johnny came out to get
something TO eat she saw how stiff
and lame he was and she saw how
re had been torn by the teeth of
Reddy Fox. She had heard all about
that fight from Sammy Jay and down
deep In her heart she was proud of
Johnny Chuck. Now as she saw his
wounds she was filled with pity. Very
softly she sldled up to Johnny and
gently licked his wounds. She didn't
say a word. just licked and licked.
oh so tenderly.
With every touch of her tongue,
Johnny Chuck felt his anger because
she had refused to go away with
him melt away. At last there wasn't
a bit left Never had clover tasted
so sweet and delicious. Never had
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
WATCH POSITION OF
BALL IN DRIVING

OFTEN considerable trouble is
~ occasloned by beginners in golf
with the driver. Its straight face de-
mands a powerful and accurate blow
to send the ball or its proper path.
With the brassle and spoon and
their greater loft there is a better
chance of hitting the ball satisfac-
torily, for even should a slight error
occur at impact the angle Of the
clubface Is likely to minimize 1t and
the result be reasonably fair. With
the driver, however. the ball must
be hit accurately for anything like
a satisfying shot. For this eason
it Is advisable to tee the ball well
In front on the drives. Few golfers
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

for any other home anywhere In all
the Great World"
Polly Chuck smiled wisely, but she
said nothing and after q minute or
two. Johnny continued. "You mustn't
believe. my dear, all that is told you
of the wonderful things of the Great
World" be said. sit has nothing,
nothing at all to equal the peace and
comfort and safety of our own
home here"
Once more Johnny sighed and as
before it IA a sigh of pure happi-
ness. He had made q great dis
covery. He had discovered that the
secret Of happiness is contentment,
and that contentment is to be found
within, and not without ones self.
So despite his stiffness and lame
ness and soreness, Johnny Chuck
was happy, and being happy. there
was no room for bad temper. Sud
denly ii came over him that he was
glad that Polly Chuck had refused
to go away with him when he had
insisted on looking for a new home.
and he told her so.
Polly made no reply, but went
right on licking Johnny Chuck's
wounds. and In every touch of her
tongue was love and Johnny knew
it. Presently when he had satisfied
his hunger he lay down for another
nap and beside him Polly Chuck sat
up straight and kept watch. And
when Johnny Chuck awoke they
rubbed noses, which Is the Chuck
way of kissing, and each knew that
the old home betw IN the roots of
the old apple tree In the far corner
of the Old Orchard was twice as
dear as 1t had been before Johnny
Chuck went away to seek a new
home.
@. 1888. by T. w. Burgess.-wNU Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
BONERS are actual humorous
It'd bits found in examination pa
pers, essays, etc.. by teachers.

Henry VIII was the eighth son
of Henry |, not counting his daugh
tiers.
Walt Whitman Is a great jazz or
chestra leader.
How do bacteria reproduce?
They multiply and then divide.
King Solomon had 700 wives and
said, Give me liberty or give me
DEATH"
The diaphragm Is an imaginary
line between the chest and the
stomach.
The Elgln marbles are marbles
that the kings and queens play
with.
Joan Of Arc was burned to a
steak.
Philadelphia has a hysterlcal
background.
C. lsss. Bell Syndicate. -wNu Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Where to Find
Happiness
BY DOUGLAS mALLLocH

WHERE to find happiness?
w OF what are you e~1eakingl
The less you find happiness
The more you go see ing.
Seldom the wanderer
Will find where he chooses;
For often the wanderer,
While seeking 1t. loses.
Where to find happiness?
But few ever reap it.
For they who find happiness
Just have 1t and keep 1t.
Never the %querulous
VIII ever achieve it.
For seldom the ~querulous
Who have 1t believe it
Many have happiness,
Yes, have 1t not knowing,
And so, to find happiness,
Where are you going?
II may be near to you,
If you but mind it.
So look for 1t near to you.
And there you will find it.
@, 1898. Douglas Mailoch.-wNU Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Vegetable Vitamin Soup.

Take one cupful each of diced
carrots, chopped onion. one and one
half cupfuls of chopped celery. one
cupful of diced turnips, one cupful
of diced potatoes, two quarts of
meat stock, n cupful of tomato
juice, two tablesponfuls of chopped
green pepper. six tablespoonfuls of
butter and a few dashes of pepper.
Brown the vegetables. except the po-
tatoes. in the butter, add three tea.
spoonfuls of salt and one-fourth tea.
spoonful of pepper. Boil twenty
minutes and add the potatoes.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Says Her Husband
Lost is Pounds
In 4 Weeks

"T have never found a medicine that
.peps' YOU up like kruschen Salts and bet
ter still. leaves you popped up.' / take ID
, or three times Il week-not to reduce
: merely to feel good and clean. My hus-
band took 1t to reduce, he lost 16 pounds
in 4 weeks" Mrs. Il. A. Ferris, Washing
ton, ID. G. December 20. 1882.
10 lose fat and at the same time gain
In physical at~tractiveness and feel
spirited and youthful take one half
.teaspoonful of Kruschen in a glass of
hot water before breakfast every morn
ing.
A jar that lasts 4 weeks costs but q
triae at any drugstore in the world but
be sure and get Kruschen Salts the
SAFE way to reduce wide hips, promi-
nent front and double chin and again
feel the joy of living-money back il
dissatisfied after the first jar.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

OUCH was the position adopted
y by the photographer when snap
ping this remarkable picture, that
many of the buildings forming part
of Gotham's serried skyline, appear
to be south of other structures
which are In reality north of them.
The picture vas made from the top
of Ward hill, in Staten island, In the
borough of Richmond, N. T., and
might be said to misrepresent the
positions of the various buildings,
IL 1t did not give one an intimate
closeup" of the nine most impor-
tant miles of skyline of the greatest
city In the world, extending from
the southernmost tip of the Battery.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

Brood sOws that win produce 1T.
tiers this spring should hare plenty
of exercise. They should be In good
flesh but not too fat at narrowing
time.
On the average, German work.
ers eat rs bushels of potatoes to the
person a year; the worker In the
United States eats about 3 bushels
Of potatoes a year.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Onion Soup.

Cook six medium-sized onions
(chopped) in a very little water I'M
til tender. Add two tablespoonfuls
of fat and cook down until the
onions are yellow. Mix them with
three cupfuls of meat broth, season
well. Add a little water to four ia
blespoonfuls of flour; when well
blended add to the soup, cooked un-
til the starch is thoroughly cooked.
Serve with grated cheese sprinkled
over the soup plates.
@ 1888. Western Newspaper Union
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

very poor, / had no desire for food
and lost weight, also l had many head
aches," wrote p. f. Birnel of 2917
South L st. lone bottle Of DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery regulated
my digestive organs as my appetite i'm
proved and / felt very much like my
self again." All druggists.
N. " for free medical advice.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

following will be a good basic
recipe:
Thicker two cupfuls of milk with
n tablespoonful of flour and the
same of butter well blended, add
%seasonings and two-thirds of a cup
full of cooked vegetables chopped,
mashed or strained. If the vegetable
Is not starchy, more flour may be
added.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Agricultural Squibs

Colored lights are being used to
protect CALIFORNIA; crops against In
sects.
More than 100000 goats and sheep
are being raised on the Aegean Is
lands.
Twenty million pounds Of wool
were shipped through the port of
Portland during the past year.
Gull potatoes can be utilized by
feeding them to hogs. cooked and
fed to replace part Of the grain.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
r~1otferSCookB Book
SUSTAINING SOUPS

nNE may prepare with milk veg
- etable soups which are most
nourishing. The vegetables may be
asparagus, peas, beans, spinach,
onions, celery, potatoes, turnips,
carrots, corn, cabbage, or some of
these In combination. The soup
should be slightly thickened. The
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
Stomach Weak GAS

Tacoma, wash
"For a weak stom-
ach and poor diges-
ton / can recon-
mend DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Dis
covery. Some a
ago / would always
feel distressed after
eating, suffered with
gas. nv ANNETTE Was
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

fffffJ ~ff1NH&
the rustic of leaves In the trees
sounded so pleasant. Never had
the sky looked so blue or the feecy
clouds so white. Johnny sighed. 1t
was a sigh of happiness and con.
tentment.
I'm glad I'm home" he said.
$50 am l." replied Polly softly.
"Home Is the very best place in
all the Great World" continued
Johnny Chuck.
"Of course" replied Polly. i've
known that ever since we've had a
home"
-And this home of ours Is the
safest and best home that ever was"
said Johnny. II wouldn't trade II
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

at the right, to the II. @. A. building
a the left, In Rockefeller Center.
Three mighty structures, of all
those shown, form a perfect exam
pie Of how the eye Is deceived by
the distance at which the camera
was located. The Metropolitan Life
Insurance company tower; the En-
plre State building, tallest In the
world; and the Chrysler building,
appear In wholly incorrect" posi-
lions. OF the three, the Metropol-
itan, situated at Twenty-third street,
is the farthest south. Then we have
the Empire State building, on Thir-
%ty-fourth street and Fifth avenue !;
and lastly, the Chrysler building. on
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the orig
inal little liver pills put up 60 years ago.
They regulate liver and bowels.-Adv.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

Forty-second street. In the picture
the Empire State building appears
to be farthest north; the Chrysler
building farthest south; and the
Metropolitan tower between these
two giants of modern architectural
art.
This unusually clear photograph
was made possible only by the use
of the haze-puncturing infra-red
plates and filters. The enormous,
specially designed lens permits the
photographer to cover nine miles of
terrain, from Fiftieth street, to the
Battery, and from Ward hill to the
farthest point In the picture, which
Is the r G. A. building.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

Naturally Colored
To those who are selfish, the world
seems so.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

1.-THE women will never crash the
boxing world for further laurels,"
says welter-weight Winnie. "No
woman would ever want to be ad
vertised as the Worlds Heavyweight
Champion"
@. 1888. Bell syndlcate.-wNU Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03
NHILDREN'S
history
w. BURGESS
JOHNNY CHUCK
DISCOVERS A E
TRUTH

Whoever's honest with himself
With others will be honest too.
Remember this where'er you go
And whatsoever you may do.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-05-03

1888
Evening star., 1933-11-06
WOULD ENFORCE
ANTITRUST LAW
Senator Borah Says People
Are Paying for Mistake
Under N. r. A.
Nv The AsSociated Presx.

By the Associated Press.
PARMA, Idaho. November 6.-Ths
administrations buy now" campaign
ais not progressing at all: it is reced-
ing" asserts Senator william Z. Borah
of Idaho. And to stop S--esen pro-
gram of exploitation through high
prices" he has gon on record for re-
storation and enforcement Of the anti
trust laws.
I'VE are gathering the fruits, In 3
large measure. of the mistaken act in
suspending the antitrust laws last
Winter" the Independent Republican
told rural Western Idaho audience
here Sunday night.
1T should not have been DONE" he
said in referring to the uninforced
antitrust provisions. "The people are
paying for that mistake now, It was
assumed that the public would be pro-
tected through these N. r. A. codes,
but that assumption was based upon
wrong premises and was made without
a SUFFICIENT desire to restrain monopo-
les
Senator Borah again urged use Of
both gold and silver to provide q
broader metallic base for the monetary
system, declaring that upon that
broad base sufficient currency could be
provided with which to meet the situa-
ton"
Evening star., 1933-11-06
FORDLAYS0FF HALF
OF FACTORY FORCE
Moves to Bring Plant Within
35-Hour Limit Imposed by
N. R. A. Code.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
DETROIT, November 6.-Half of the
men employed at the Ford Motor Co. s
River Rouge plant here were laid of
today, in accordance with q recent COM
pany announcement that 1t planned to
bring average working hours within the
N. r. A. auto code Of IS a week.
Company officials, while declaring
that "'half the men are being laid of. Z"
did not give the exact figures as to
total employment in the plant. In
their announcement Of tn lay-off plan
made last week they said that 1000
men would be laid of, probably for
seven days.
The last official figures given by the
company for total employment at, the
plant some weeks ago was $4,000.
1t was stated that when the working
hours Of the men laid of today have
been brought within the regulations of
the auto code, the rest of the employees
will be given a similar lay-off.
The company has been operating on
40-hour-we basis, and several weeks
ago announced that this work week
would be adjusted to the prescribed
35-hour schedule.
There wer1 no indications that the
Ford company planned a reply to the
statement In Washington last week of
Hugh S.. johnson. recovery administra-
tor, that he would be glad to con-
slider an exception" If Henry Ford
wished to give employment to the men
being laid of.
A company official who announced
the lay-of plan last week prefaced his
remarks with the statement that the
lay-offs were being given because of a
new prohibition against work In this
country" and said it seems possible to
enforce that kind of prohibition
Evening star., 1933-11-06
Says Greek Justice Is High; Sees Treaty
Abrogation Delayed.

ATHENS, November 6 lR.-penounc-
ing the extradition treaty as worthless. in
view OF the verdict In the case of Samuel
insult, ST., q strong United States pro-
test was handed by Lincoln MacVeagh.
the American Minister, to the director
OF the foreign ministry today.
The foreign minister himself was alb
sent at Salonica.
Premier Tsaldaris, In an interview, de-
clared he had requested the ministry of
Justice to go through the file in the
Insult case and determine whether any
thing important escaped the court
Referring to the United States de-
sire 70 denounce the treaty, he said this
was tneir privilege, but added that be-
Iols y couid become effective q certain
time must elapse since It d impossible
70 oenounce the treaty on q days notice
Evening star., 1933-11-06

was not critical. but that he would not
be able to play any more this season.
Miss Irene Ring, 20, of woodstock,
driver Of the car occupied by Martin,
and Miss Margaret Piggott, 16, also Of
woodstock, both suffered broken legs.
Carl Splitter. 20, driver Of the other
machine involved in the accident, and
his cousin, Helen Splitter, 18, were cut
and bruised
Martin had both cheek bones broken,
his nose crushed and possibly suffered
a fracture Of bone in his foot.
The accident occurred on the Valley
Pike road north Of here as Martin was
en- route to Woodstock to spend the
week end
Evening star., 1933-11-06
EDM0NST0N RESIDENCE
BADLY DAMAGED BY FIRE
Tracy Atkinson and Family Find
Blaze Upon Return From
Theater.
By 4 STAN Correspondent OF rhe star.

By Stan Correspondent Of The Star.
EDMONsTON, Md, November g.
A fire, believed to have started from
an overheated stove caused several hum
dred dollars damage at the home of
Fracy Atkinson, 207 East Guy avenue,
while the family was attending a motion
picture performance In Hyattsville last
night.
Atkinson discovered the blaze when
he returned with his wife and four chill
dren and found the dining room and a
bed room directly above in flames. Vol
unteer Fire Departments at Cottage
City. Bladensburg and Hyattsville were
summoned and quickly extinguished the
fire.
It was estimated by Atkinson that
the household furnishings and cloth
ing lost In the fire would total several
hundred dollars. He said the fire was
caused by an overheated stove in the
dining room.
Evening star., 1933-11-06

James H. Houston, 81, said to have
been the best known stamp collector
in the world" and considered the dean
of the philatelic fraternity in the United
States, died at his residence, 818 North
Carolina avenue southeast, yesterday.
He had been in failing health for sew
eral months, but had remained active
until only few days ago.
Mr.. Houston was born at Fredericks-
burg. Va. July 4, 1846. He came to
Washington as child, and had seen
every inaugural parade from Buchanan
to Roosevelt. Many famous men were
among his acquaintances. He knew
President Wilson when the future Chief
Executive was q member Of the Y M.
G. A. at Augusta, Ga, and was volun-
teer Sunday visitor at jails and hos
pitals.
As a boy, Mr. Houston sold extras In
the streets on the night of President
Lincoln's assassination, April IS, 1865.
Evening star., 1933-11-06

He had In his files copies Of The Star
dating back to that time.
When a young man he was employed
in the old signal Office under Brig. Gen.
Albert Joseph Myer, and among his
duties was that of carrying the daily
weather report to hotels, newspaper
offices and railroad stations. Later he
worked In the Department of Agricul-
ture. the Government Printing ONCE,
the Post Office Department, the Smith
sonian Institution and the Capitol.
He was a life member of the Ameri-
can Philatelic Society and OF the So
ciety of Philatelic Americans, and long
was active in the Association of Oldest
Inhabitants and the Knights Of Pythias.
Funeral services will be held at his
late home Wednesday at 2:3o o'clock.
Two daughters, Mrs. jeanette H.
Thornton and Mrs. Amanda v. White,
and granddaughter, Mary Ann Thorn
ton, survive.
Evening star., 1933-11-06
CARD PARTY LISTED
Benefit Affair to Be Given by
PIT. A. Tomorrow Night.
Special Dispatch To The Star.

Special Dispatch TO The Star
UNIVERSITY PARK, Md, November
6.-The annual card party of the Uni
versity Park School Parent Teacher AS
sociation will be held in the school to-
morrow night, the proceeds to be used
for the purchase of equipment neces-
sary TO bring the school to the basis
prescribed for standard schools.
The event is being arranged by q
committee comprising Mrs. II. e. Bourne
chairman; Mrs. w. H. Payne, Mrs. Rus.
sell Hardy, Mrs T. Z. Woodward, Mrs
H. D. Eisenhower and Mrs. Bertha
Steinour.
Evening star., 1933-11-06
Club Postpones Meeting.

FORESTVILLE, Va, November
Especially Miss Sarah E. Thomas,
home demonstration agent, announces
that the meeting of the local Home DEM
.onstration Club scheduled for tomorrow
afternoon at 2 o'clock in Grange Hall
has been changed to Friday afternoon
at the same time instead, since the
hall will be used tomorrow as a voting
Mace