The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-05
A little knock---A little boost
 First it's me--rhen it's you No Harm done, It's all in fun.
(By Lotta striicsnnsparcs)

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 (By Lotta Striicsansparcs)
 Sexton John Vaitukaitis 9, Chas Lasky O; Sheriff JenusaitiS 2, kopicZh 1; Bobbin 8. Joe Yana- vlch 0, which scores do not mean a thing to some folks but 1t docs mean "plenty" to Kopiczh, Bobbin and Vaitukaitis who are now tied for first place, with Hop Sherons hoppers right on their heels Tn second position. Watch those alleys burn up from now on. Fourteen more weeks to go with the under dog having just as much chance to win the pennant as those who arc up there to-day. It means fight. fight. fight and tho team that can pin out Is the ono to watch.
 Tine evenings "fAugh Clown Laugh" episode was furnished by Clias Lasky's team who not only rolled the cI0wnish low score or 323 but Captain Lasky himscif was taken over by Dr COlncy who ny 100 fin the second gaTtic to Idasky's 88, when . 77 average man takes . fO5 average bowler over the nuFetCHs tHub tb fG"6s AepIos ~~s'- Boston (KIish to yOu) offered to swaD Captain IAsky for Dr COlncy and give Vaitukaitis S5,OOO to boot. Bctter take your tongue out of your shoe and open up after that one LaSky.
 We won Q s,rnlght games. Nevor hit less than 500 game which IS Ego spelled with n capital E. You guessed it, am referring to Joe Yanavichs "Wondcr Boys. Cap tain Joe insisted that his team be known as the 1500 quintet but ar- ter taking Q licking from Bobbtn for threo games and rolling the ignominious score of 1886. l suB- gest that Yanavich confer the cap- taincy of lis team upon the manly brow of Alibi Ike Mike Stokes who cnn offer more alibis than Heinz has pickle varieties.
 Jack Orlntas was the only man to hit over 800 on the wonder team while Drcyiiiskas 300, Strokalaitis S27. Joe March's 336 and Pop Zubrns 300. (ShadOw Smith sug. gcsts that we lay oT Pop this weekly was exactly 136 pins over tine best that the wonder boys could Din out. What was the namc or that fellow who said, "That Prac. ticc Makes Pcrfcct"; A word to the wise is sufficient.
 
 A surprise that was q surprise in every sense of the word was the two game licking that Sheriff Jen- usaitis and his deputies administer ed to Kopiczhs blah blah boys. in fact, 1t was stroke of pure un- nduitered luck that enabled Kopy to take the third game by q 472 to 4G3 score. The bigger they are. the harder they fall, snickered Win chell" Smith as Captain Kopiczh snoaked out of the alleys. A coin- cidence of this game was the 2b1 score rolled by both leadon men, Doctor Staneslow and Alexaitis and the sos rolled by anchors and Cap tains Jenusaitis and Koplczh.
 No quarter asked and none given n; fly describes the battle between Hop ShcrOns "Hoppcrs" and tadic Yanavicli's quintet. Father kns. laiiskas started the first game iikc n house afro which later turned out to be q mere flash In the pan as Hop Shcr0n emerging from previous gas attack, discovers ne has hOpped out on the long end or the squnbblc. All bOwlers were cautioned against lighting any atclics, or from smoking in the ncar vici l of tho game as H0p shcron's Malt and Hop ball was exploding in the guttcrs. See what i mean?
 Al Vallonis with three hundred nnd fifty six (sounds moro when you spell out the words) was Yan- avlch's loud speaker. both vocaliy and bowlingly. Many residents from Town Plot have wondered where that thu der-like noise" came from every Thursday night between .8 and 10 D. m. For the. benefit of those worried folks, Lotta informs that that tho noise emanates from St Joaeph's alleys and the guilty one fs "Dynamite" Al Vailonis. How about e hog calling contest between Al and "PumpernickeP' William Mazaika7?
 Al Judge Bronsky's colorful now apnts dnzzled him so much that the Dlns rcsesnbIcd a rninb0w with the prOycrblnI pot of gold at its end ana Al shot his bowling balls et ihe not of gold instead of at the head pin with the resultant score of but 244. Better step on tt Judge, or Doc C0lney will catch you. Hero 1 one for tfle books. Bili Bradunas