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Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28

Whr NdG UiU
Aaae1 Dug ZIP The money. and
sometimes when | hadent earned II
tAa1x al the timel Mr. Roach is th,
han thai makes the very fine comedie,
AL 10 the early day he was the pro
@4eeE OF Harold Lloyd Harold was there
Ii other night Our business or any
a941gs business don't stable q better q,
AAer fellow than Harold Lloyd. Every
at31E A8ea him He is a grand young fell
~ s1zI las not rome anything" He Is
s1AA IasT Lloyd He and Hal have al.
#lEs remained great friends.
Here q 3 great deaI In common. for
81 : another that has not been led
- HIFs nT the applause 1t was the goth
anniversary of his entry into pictures.
! f1A11 he entered pictures as a COW
g a9G oeeause he was one. but he had
= Bill Durham tobacco sack hanging
Gut &C his shirt pocket. so the casting
Gzrses5F naturally thought that consti-
64Es1 a Cow boy In those DAYS II ron
Dared u pictures al all you played a
eaNadE Tor that's all there was TO EN-.
= z1aaF running down a hill and hay-
= : fight at the bottom. Hal at that
s1za eaaadent ride a horse. especially
6GEa hill He has since learned. and
pas IL excellent game of polo. but in
fa1se days he must have PLAYED the
faae1sr- whose daughter was stolen. and
u Stared nj home and pointed out which
they vent You remember there was
zA1@Es y fellow Left Just to point.
Lloyd | think played characters. he
- z1t . hold OF a beard somewhere.
pe-1aaz worked In q barber shop. but
a1Fzaw / have seen old pictures Of
IzEr8iE xhen Ne had ON a beard. can
a@-Ta adH Dc got the beard. but | cant
asg@ ualE where he got the muciIage. for
I1zzE there was times In those davs
-sn - would have to eat the mucilage.
Lloyd and Roach got to producing
LEI GwH- they mostly used policemen
az characters They dfdent use horses.
9 . aoFse got more than an actor I'm
Nose SAYS and y0u had to feed q horse.
10 = E1zara playing the policeman would
&c eat the buttons of his uniform.
1enfF al Of furnishing the entire
'sfla With laughs IL not a bad epitaph
. zzFhksdFs tombstone Especially
a<a yua have like him. never re-
aEfea IN zzzHUt of any nature.
H Ezs = grand party. the biggest
4anE I ever saw 1t would take me
1S@ <1aHnns 10 tell you who all was
The List reaa like one OF those
I hz1a delinquent In their income tar
ny 0Eas of tine ~oFchestras I run onto
'HHue1as Marx 1 say one OF the orches
- for there Eas ~orchestras for Won
81 osHf nf POUR car by. another for
y In eheek F0ur hat by. and another
I'D dzHca by Why every couple had
- v orchestra Well this one /
kzaknAE about was Hawaiian and
y playing The Last Roundup.
suggested That a COWBOY tenor
y D. just about what was
- - This whole musical set nm
\ 1oxneA In Nov here Ia a funny
- sncxf those karxes. Groueho can
Y - EDn1 On the guitar an Haruo
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28

d a little
prov!ing n d
lately. kind OF
0 out socially.
Mr.. Hal Roach an
OH employer (dont
that mean the guy
that hires you? |
a e v could get
those two words
straight. employer,
and en- ployeeI well
whichever one 1t is
does the work,
why | was him.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28
Inhabifing the Earth

do you believe In government,
ownership
= do answered Senator Sorg
num-. Every time | get a tax bin
! realize who the big landlord II who
calls for the rent and will not be
denied"
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28
CHAPTER VIII

II was September and sim summer
pm Forlorn island But the Aler,t.
9 not cheered; feArfuIIy they knelt
before the ikon and the candIestfrk
praying against the wrath to come
The days marked up one By one on
Enc's ridge pole were far too fiue ~
Mt. clear skies. warm winds mr.
Blown from tAe palm groves OF Hxxxu
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28

Mother" remarked little Elsie, Il
wish we had a real baby SO I4could
wheel II around In my go-cart.s
How sweet, dear. What made
y0u thing Of that?r
Wen, you see, the dolls are al
ways getting broken when the BUG.
gy tips over
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28
Only ExpIanat is,r.

Inc heavyweight boxer vas de-
scribing his latest fight.
Yes" he said, my opponent had
70 DC taken 10 the hospital with a
broken nose. two black eyes a twist
co shoulder blade and a fractured
Jaw"
o. exclaimed a friend interest,"
eddy. did he have IA row with the
referees"-Stray Stories
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V~II-continued

-
Mans hand clutched his @Are ron
sure, Eric7~
He smiled dImly. do you think /
could be mistaken-now 7s
Il want to hear you say Ii. I'm plain
words Maybe then I'll know nv W.
heart
He drew both her hands against his
breast Il love You, Nam" he told her
quietly Il Will always love you
She looked long into his eyes. AT
last she shook her head. bafTled- ATt
hasn't come to me. It's all 30 strange
this place-fhe moon-fhe old mans
body rolling In the xater-you and /
standing here, mud to our knees-our
hands grimy-Wearing parkas OF seal
hide. It's glorious and terrible
and impossible, all AT once. IT can't
last I've got to 90 backs-
He saw her lids spring wide omen
and her eyes stare nnseeing. aYou
mean-go back again to yorrr own
worIdT'
40 takA LII GafE EI4A. THIS tn Hi
just a dream that wen wake up from
sometime, on the deck OF another
yacht--or an ocean liner. Then wen
have to part. You wouldn't share INV
life. would your I wouldn't wan ron
to, I'd feel that ! was keeping 4 polar
bear In a fountain You've got to
stay In your eiement-fhe sen-fhe
snow"
YES. but You could share my life.
You could come with me-
She shook her head doubtfnIIv. .Trn
afraid | couldn't / don't think I've
got 1t In me, the fighting heart I donr
think have the will power to take y
rough road, just for the sake OF the
thrill. when there's a smooth one open
I'm q great hand for synthetic thrills
Her tone grew bitter. 1.-THE real thInr
Scares me out"
rs this the real thinggr His arm
stole about her shoulders, pressed her
close, and his lips mastered hers
The sea seemed to rise orer the
crngs and sweep her gently away. hut
Il was warm as blood, and the swing Of
It's wave was ecstasy. Her arms be-
gan TO steal about him, her lips clunx.
then, with A spasm In her breast she
wrenched free.
1T was too rea1.- she told him
yasping- And I'm more afraid than
aver.~
You must never be afraid oil life.
'weetheart- Or OF love-
She unused a long time, then shook !,
her head.
II wont be afraid OF love-when Ii /.
she said staunchly. but ii
lasnI come to me Jet, and / don't :
mink II ever viii come, on this island~ !.
Weren't yon near it-just nowy~
1T all came from your heart. not
1ine- Perhaps I'm too fond OF Roy.
md Eric-Tm afraid I'll never know !.
Or certain until we're back In ciyfu- :
.
It's now OF never for me- HI =
rev q deep breath. and his voice ~ I
'unded like 4 low gong among the /. .
rags- well. I'll keep on trying =
Her eyes lighted, her lips curled =
lmly. After all Ire safd7-
what you've said only makes ma :.
bread a little more canvas.r He =
Lughf both her hands In d stronr !"
1p- Nan, do Q think I'm xolnx to
re down my flag and run hack r. =
TIT I'm sailing onI I'm going
'und the hornl I'll not stop TIL I'm
nkl And BY Cd, II the breeze -
Ids. Tn going to win through r.
- he
rrr. II
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Sounds DaureroU.

Phyllis-Do you think kissing Ia
us dangerous as they say?
Paul-Well, 1t has put an end to d
good many observation-disclosures Cities
Star.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28

Ledger Ito fireman who has been
pounding at his door)-An right. TN
come. But It's Sle first time I'VE
been really warm In this bed.-Lon.
don Humorist.
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No Wonder

Yes, my father always gets a
warm reception wherever be goes
Really He must be POPULAR
1t isn't that. He's a fireman.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Says IL
ROGERS

Es kRLf HlLLS-WeIl all | know
I-st what read In the papers, or
31zr run into here and there Reen
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Father-Has this fiance of yours
any ability whatever In any direc-
ton?
Daughter-Oh. father, he proposes
most beautifully.
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RIGHT ON THE JoR

! hear the Fire Bugs had a bad
fire last night"
AZ didn't amount to much. VS.
ter Bug put 1t OUT
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28

Defined
fatner-Nhaf liz a debtor7
oon-A man who owes money.
father-And what Ii a creditor?
Son-The man who thinks no a.
going 10 get 1t back-vancouyer
Province.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-12-28

again
Beyond the northern horizon thsr.
we're and rumorx OF warx hnt
foFiorn island could expect peace nm
III The end Of September. The .n,or.
IRON the cooking IRE made l straight
round pillar to the blue. Even the -
birds darted and screamed NO norr
but f1ew In slow circles. like vulturex
high over the clIfrxL
I don't Ike 1t, md I don-t kro~
Why" Eric told her, MI they MOOD On
the silent beach The Old Norfh
hasn't quit NJ. you can BET On fiat
and ! believe she has something m
her sleeve
Nan pointed to the biIlowfnx edxe ~
= green cloud just emerging above tn
northern sky line II that the sirny-
Almost before Eric could turn IL
head. the cloud WINS noticeably hrrrr
4 seemed to grow and swell with
magic swiftnesx Az they watched II
from greenish yellow to deem
'ive . there WINS : queer writing
~ edges The cloud not only roe
Q MD the NUN but seemed to expspd
iownward. filling MI the space h.
earth and skJ. until Erie ~
ieved that the mast Of i taIl min
rould pierce II and free the wrtthInr
Iemon In its folds.
There was NOT yet 4 breath cf sIr. -
The Washington times., 1933-05-18
When Manners
Are Correct
Passing Cream


Dear Mrs. Beeckman:
/. When at a table. from
which side is it proper to pass
sugar and cream, when it is
placed before me?
2. One of the girls in our
chapter became engaged re-
Gently. I have met her fiance
just once, before her engage
ment, but I expect to see him
and probably dance with him
at a dinner dance we are all
attending. Just what shall I
say, if anything, regarding
their engagement?
3. have just become a mem
ber of a sorority. When one
of the girls of the chapter in
troduced me to the Grand
President, just what would be
the proper thing to say, after
the introduction, before de-
parting? r.
l. There isn't any rule about
this just pass the sugar and
cream to whichever side it is
convenient.
2. 1t would be natural for
you to congratulate him on the
engagement . that is the word
to use, congratulate or congra-
tulations. Something like this:
May I offer you my heartiest
congratulations on your en-
gagement? I was so happy to
hear the news. Dorothy has
been one of my best friends
for a long time =. she's a Won
derful girl, and I'm sure that
you and she will be very
happy"
3. Some hing like this:
"Good-by, Miss Adams. 1t was
such special pleasure to meet
you, and 1 hope I'm to have
that honor again soon"
The Washington times., 1933-05-18

Mistaken Loyalty to a Friend
Dear Miss Fairfax:
1 am terribly in love with a
boy, but he imagines 1 am in
love with his friend. Before
our crowd in high school he
said I was his best girl. Does
that show he cares for me?
Being square to his friend keeps
him from inviting me to go
out with him. How can show
him that 1 really care about
him, and am not in the least
interested in his friend to
whom he feels he has to be
loyal? MEGGIE.
Boys and girls often fly off
on these loyalty tangents," as
one of my correspondents called
them. The principle is fine
when it's not founded on a
mistake. Better get the ropes
untangled. AS you're all in
high school, perhaps you've
read in your English class
Longfellow's "Courtship of
Miles Standish." You'll re-
member that John Alden was
doing the counting for his
friend, and Priscilla, the girl
in question, said: "Why don't
you speak for yourself, John?"
You might lend the boy this
book,
The Washington times., 1933-05-18
The Beauty
Box

GIRLS WITH an athletic yen
for vars and vars have been
sneaking 10 minutes night and
morning to tear through Gales
themes will tell you that while
they may have started out with
the idea of improving their
shapes, they kept right on be-
cause muscular eXertions put
them or their toes, refresh their
spirits, fill them full of pep and
ginger. Muscle flexing has a
beneficial influence upon the
central nervous system, does
away with jitters. 1t keeps the
blood streams bouncing along
their beats, gives color and
freshness to the complexion.
Costs nothing and is worth gold.
The hot bath at night will
make one woman relax, put her
to sleep, on another woman it
will have the opposite effect,
There cam be no time rule for
securing the body surface. But
secured it must be once a day
if the skin is to function nor
mally, be smooth and satiny.
The good effect of a rousing
renovating is particularly ap-
parent after the Turkish bath
when the epidermis, free of dead
skin scales, is in tiptop condi-
ton.
If a girl yearns to bloom
forth with eyelids shadowed,
hasn't tried out the scheme be-
fore, she'll get along better with
a creamy preparation than with
one that comes in compact
form. Extreme care must be ex-
ercised to place eye-shining cos
metics so that they won't look
splotchy or smeary. A good sub
stitute, one easy to manage, is
a little fitting over with the
rouge pad.
The Washington times., 1933-05-18
A Story Of the CIamor, Romance
and Intrigue Of Hollywood
WASHHNGTONFASHONS By Wilma LauNe

Cottons continue their trium-
phant march through the week,
which, in case you haven't
found out, is National Cotton
Week. Stores report that wom-
en- are buying cottons in num-
bers, not only inexpensive little
house dresses, but better types,
linen suits, fine organdies, and
novelty cottons to wear on the
street. Linen is not a cotton,
but is considered so in the gen.
eral exploitation Of cottonS, and
is classed with them. All the
stores are showing unusually
complete lines of cottonS, in
all departments, and are reap
ing a benefit, for not only is
cotton king for this week, but
it is ultrafashionable this year.
String Emerges
Today our sketches show
some clever cottons for sports
or general daytime wear. They
might well be worn on the
street and to work, during hot
weather here, for we dress in
formally when it's more COM
Portable to do so. On the left
is a string dress, new and very
smart in fashionable circles. 1t
is in natural string color, with
a sash in vivid hue, for con-
trast. Notice how simply it is
made, with buttoned-up neck
line and cap sleeves, for the
texture interest is enough in
this case. It's very inexpensive
in spite of it's newness, just
$8.75. Over a dress of this
type you could wear a jacket
If you prefer.
Black Linen New
Black linen is among the
newest fashions, worn with
either white or pastels for con-
trast. We're showing a black
linen dress with a white coat,
though you can get them in
town with pastel jacket and
trimming, or you can get plain
tennis dresses and make up
your own ensemble with jacket,
gloves and hat in any color you
want. The dress sketched is
$3.50 with the white linen coat,
which has the new Schiaparelli
shoulders, by the way. On the
right in an extraordinary white
linen suit. smart in line and
fabric, and remarkably low in
price for it's quality. The suit
is $3.95, or the coat sold separ-
ately is only $1.95. Notice the
becoming tucked drop shoulder
and standing collar of the coat
and the wide sleeves. The scarf.
loops through the neckline, so
you can replace it with a col
ored one if you want contrast.
The skirt is plain, buttoning on
the side. This suit is of oyster
white linen of good quality, and
comes in sizes from IL to AZ.
For names and stores where
you can find these garments,
write Miss Lucille, enclosing
self-addressed, stamped enve-
lOpe, or call District $3.50, ex-
tension 199.
The Washington times., 1933-05-18
Advice to the LoveIorn
BY Beatrice Fairfax

Or, in this day of frankness.
you might hint to the boy
you're supposed to care for,
that it's really his friend who
interests you.
He is Painfully Self Conscious
Dear Miss Fairfax:
I am going with a young man
who is painfully self-conscious.
He has had a high school
education and is a clerk in a
drug store. Still, with all the
people he meets coming into
the store, and having to talk to
them, he doesn't seem to be
able to overcome this timidity
around my folks.
Could you advise me what he
could take up as a study to
overcome this? Will appreciate
anything you could suggest.
CLEGGY.
Shy, timid people have been
known to overcome extreme
self-consciousness by joining a
debating socity, or a dramatic
club. Elocution also helps; so
does time, my dear. In the
city from which you write me,
there is a wonderful college
settlement. Have your young
man consult the physical direc-
TOR
The Washington times., 1933-05-18

Bidding went: West, 1-Heart;
East, 1-Spade; West, 2-Clubs;
East, 4-Clubs, West. 4-Hearts:
East, 5-Clubs; North, double,
ending bidding.
The opening lead was the 2 OF
diamonds-the only unbid suit.
West won the first trick with
his Ace, then he led his only
spade. North's Ace won. That
player led his Ace of clubs, fol-
lowed by a small one. Declar-
er's 8 won the second trump
trick. The declarer led his Ace
of hearts. Dummy trumped a
low heart. Upon the lead OF
dummy's K of spades the de-
clarer discarded his 7 of hearts.
Before crosS-ruffing a hand
1t is wise to take tricks in short
side suits, or an opponent may
be able to discard from that
suit, so that he ultimately can
ruff.
To avoid this dummy's K OF
diamonds was taken, before
taking the five final tricks be-
longing to the declarer. Having
taken the K of diamonds trick,
West spread his hand. He held
two hearts and three trumps.
The Washington times., 1933-05-18

1t controls all facial expression
and supplies the ear and neck.
8. Auditory. This is q SEN
sorry nerve and, as its name
implies, it is the principal
nerve of hearing.
9. Glosopharyngeal. A mixed
sensory and motor nerve. 1t
runs to the tongue and pharynx
and serves as a taste nerve to
part of the tongue.
10. Pneumogastric. This is
sometimes called the Vagus be-
cause it wanders so much with
in the body. It is mixed
nerve. 1t supplies the voice
box and runs to the eSopha-
gus, stomach and heart.
II. Spinal Accessory. A mo-
tor nerve running to certain
muscles of the neck.
IL. Hypoglossal. This is the
motor nerve that controls the
movements of the tongue.
Perhaps you are wondering,
my good reader, why a popu.
lar article such as this should
concern itself with so compll-
Gated a subject as the IL era
nial nerves.
My answer is that the more
we realize how intricate our
bodies are, and how marvel
ously the various parts do their
work, the more likely we are
to take care of our several
organs and preserve our health.
If we respect the way we are
made and function, we will
treat ourselves accordingly!
DIR. Bisch's Daily Diet Hint
The average dietary for the
average adult is likely to be
deficient in calcium, phosphorus
and iron. Milk contains high
percentage of calcium. Other
calcium foods are celery, cauli-
flower, string beans, spinach
and cheese. For phosphorus
one may take eggs, lean meat,
whole grain cereals. For iron
there are spinach, dried beans,
tomatoes, carrots, beets and
turnips.
The Washington times., 1933-05-18

"I believe every word the lady
told me-" he said finally. I'm
not so sure about you, Cava-
naugh. You went crazy over
this girl and it's even money
you shot and killed Kruger.
It's also even money that you
we're mixed up with those safe
blowers. It's a known fact
that you're pretty chummy with
a lot of crooks-and you get
your money without working
for it. Fellows like you are
capable of anything. You've
got underworld connections
that the police could never
have. I'm going to make you
a flat proposition. III give
you four days to find out the
man that popped that safe and
The Washington times., 1933-05-18

OEdHlA NCINCS VI AiSHSS
Importance
Although the majority of the
nerves pass down from the
brain proper, form the spinal
cord and from this distribute
themselves to all parts OF the
body, to endow them with the
powers of sensation, motion
and the like, there are a set OF
highly important nerves in ad'
dition which do not form a part
of the spinal cord and which,
collectively. are designated as
the cranial nerves.
There are IL such cranial
nerves on each side of the base
of the brain from which they
arise. They are referred to by
number, or by a name which
suggests their function. Fol
lowing is a list of these nerves,
with a brief summary of what
they accomplish.
/. Olfactory. This is a SEN
sorry nerve and enables us to
smell.
2. Optic. Also a sensory
nerve. 1t is the special nerve
Of sight.
8. Oculomotor. This has to
do with motion of four Of the
six muscles of the eyeball.
4. Trochlear. This likewise
is a motor nerve. and runs only
to one of the eyeball muscles
not controlled by the third
nerve.
S, Trigeminal or trifacial,
This nerve is both motor and
sensory, although mostly con-
eerned with sensation. It is the
longest of the cranial nerves.
It supplies the tear gland, the
lining of the eyeball and nose,
as we'll as the skin and muscles
Of the nose, forehead and eye
brow. A branch supplies the
skin of the temple and cheek,
the upepr teeth, the lining of
the mouth and pharynx. An
other branch supplies the ex-
ternal ear, the teeth of the
lower jaw and the muscles for
chewing.
6. Abducens. This takes care
of the sixth eyeball muscle
not supplied by the third nerve.
1t is motor.
7. Facial. Also a motor nerve.
The Washington times., 1933-05-18
The Rhymins
Optimist
BY ALINE MICHAELIS
Silence

Silence
There rose no sad OF singing
voice,
There came no winds refrain.
No rustling of the poplar leaves,
No sound of falling rain.
But all the earth was still, 80
still
It seemed the hand of night
Had stolen every noise away,
Along with golden light.
And then, at last, there came .
sound,
The ticking Of a clock;
Beyond that voice the silence
grew
Tick-tock! How still! Tick-tockI
The silence beat upon my ears
AS fiercely as a shout,
I had not known how deep 1t
was
Until the clock spoke out.
In wave on mounting wave it
rose.
The very air grew chill;
Silence on silence walled me
round.
How still! Tick-tock! How still!
The Washington times., 1933-05-18
Fashion Fads and
Fancies

Competition is keen but the
beige coat is equal to all comers
and colors. A blithe spring
model is a coat of fine lacy
ribbed wool in beige with a
flattering tie scarf and luxurious
matching fox scarf. This closes
at the side and is worn with
black accessories for real smart
ness.
We are ruffled when we go
out, for ruffled frocks are very
important. A frock Of royal
blue crepe cut on slim lines
has three enormous hem ruffleS
and a train of matching point
d'esprit lace with cire satin dots.
A short coat has two very deep
ruffles of the same lace.
The Washington times., 1933-05-18

killed Kruger. I don't give a
darn how you do it. You've
got the in on the underworld
grapevine and you'll either de-
liver the goods-or I'll throw
you in the tank so fast it will
make your head swim"
Cavanaugh laughed in the
mans face.
I'm not a copper-how do
you expect me to do alone
what the whole police force in
Los Angeles can't do?"
Il said you could take it
or leave it. Do you want me
to ring for the wagon and take
you both down? You claim
CONTINUED on 2nd. Comic PnRe)