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Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09
Signs of Business

The busy housewife was making a
hurried trip downtown and at the
last minute decided to sew a rip In
her dress.
On the car she noticed several
youngsters looking at her and laugh
ing. and on looking down she found
that she had her hands folded nicely
in her lap and on one finger was her
thimble.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09
Ugly, D~isfiguring
IPimples
Face


"My entire face was covered with
ugly, disiguring pimples and they
were very painful. They were very
hard, large and red and they gave
me such pain by itching that I
scratched and made them worse. For
four months they were 80 bad I
could hardly rest.
Everyone suggested remedies but
to no avail, and I became so disfig-
ured / would not 90 out. Finally /
tried Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and they made my face feel re-
freshed, and after using three cakes
Of C~uticura Soap and four boxes OF
Cuticura Ointment / was healed"
(Signed) Miss Bernice Whitaker,
Rt. 8, Hamlin, Texas
Soap 25c. Ointment 25c and DOC.
Talcum 25c. Proprietors: Potter
Drug & Chemical Corp. Maiden,
Mass.-Adv.
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Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09
Training for . Future

"What win be your sons voca-
tion?"
II think maybe he's practicin' TO
be a street car conductor" answered
Farmer Corntossel. Hes already
tellin' everybody In the family where
we get off."--Washington Star.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

"You were crazy to get married,
and o that you are. you don't seem
a bit happy" said her dearest friend.
mo" she sighed, "Im "A good deal
like the baby that couldn't be happy
until 1t got the humble bee."-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

The Coach-Yes. sir, our track
team is the bone and sinew Of the
college.
The Professor-Not so very slnewy.
but there's enough bone In their
heads to make the classification APP
proprlate.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

Windows are something we can see
through, vas the way he wrote 1t.
Widows are something we can see
through, is the way the linotype OPP
orator finally made it-Florida Times
Union.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

Mrs. Jones-0h. the Dodgers are
sure to lose today.
Mrs. Brown-Why do you think sof
Mrs. Jones-Why, my husband
has two cigars bet on their winningi
Brooklyn Eagle.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

Prof.-Why don't you take notes
In my course?
Dumb '36-Please sir, my father
took this course and | have his notes.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09
Avoiding Zero

Freshman - What Is the date,
please?
Professor-Never mind the date.
the examination Is lore important.
Freshman-Well, sir. l wanted to
have something right.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

"For the last time | ask you for
that sawbuck you owe me-"
"Thank goodness. that's the end of
that silly question"
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

She-The hair dresser says there
is no life in my hair.
He-That's not strange considering
how often it's dyed.-Cincinnatl En-
quirer.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

Teacher-Why did Joshua com
mand the sun to stand still?
Tommy guess II didn't agree
with his watch.-Boston Transcript.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

did he lock the door after the
horse was stolen?"
Certainly he wanted to keep the
automobile safe"
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09
BY ELMO SCOTT WATSON

URING the past month there was
played In Chicago a baseball game
which attracted widespread attention
throughout the nation. Played by all
star teams from the two major
leagues, 1t was hailed as "the game
Of the century" At about the same
time there was played In northern
Michigan another ball game which
did\not attract nearly so much atten-
tion\. even though 1t recalled for a
brief moment one of the most thrill
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09
EWSPAPER


THE advertisements
you find In your
newspaper bring you
important news. News
In regard to quality
and prices. just as the
lads" bring you news
on how TO buy odvan-
tageously so do the
"sds" offer the rner-
chant the opportunity
of increasing his sales
at small expense.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

MAKE EXTRA MONEY RAISING POME~
kANIAN TOY DOGS. Illustrated booklet,
10 cents. tells how. gives proof. sIRONS
kENNELs, Boston Place, Toledo. Ohio.
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HIGH GRADE CIGARS $3.50
Bon Of loo. Prepaid. C. o. ID. -
cabsn-AmsstcaM Co., R~x ISL, Qmtscy, ia
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-08-09

Hanna Anderson, twenty-six-year-
old member Of the Creek Indian
tribe. after q life of drudgery, got
word from the government that she
had won a lawsuit over oil lands,
and would receive accumulated
moneys amounting to s1,050,0O0.
Many will suggest that the Creek
lady will spend so much money fool
ishly, and perhaps she will. but not
more foolishly than young white
gentlemen that inherit similar sums.
q. 1898, by King Features Syndicate. Inc.
WEu Service
The Washington times., 1933-04-25
Writer Pens Gripping Tale
Or a 1893 Courtship

ment before. Charlie how DO
you feel about this fellow
all questions of money aside"
he asked. "Did you ever stop to
think that you're going to have
to live with him, and not with
his bank book?"
"I like him." Sharlie an
swered slowly, her eyes full Of
her uncertainty. II thought I
was-well, simply crazy about
him a while ago. But that's
worn off now-that crush, or
whatever it was. And I still
like him. I'm not mad about
him, but like him and I
look up to him, I think. I
don't like anybody better than
I like him. That's certain"
A Little Old
Its a crime to. marry him
if you aren't really in love
with him." said Edna unex-
pectedly. "He wasn't so very
happy with his first wife, and
I think he deserves one salts
factory marriage in his life.
And, Sharlie, why on earth
are you getting married unless
you're in love?-I thought you
cared for Mr.. Collins"
Seems to me he's little old
for you, baby" Sharlie's father
remarked in his quiet, apollo
getic way. He's a nice fellow,
and all that, but just about
twenty-five years too old for
you, isn't he? He's been mar
ried, too, and he's lived a good
part of his life already"
"And so has your daughter
been married." Sharlie's mother
interrupted him from the door,
way. "1t's silly to get senti-
mental about this. Sharlie's
been in love with Mr.. Collins
for months, and if she cares
for him it won't make any diff
ference to her that he's older
than she. She can take care
of all that part of this mar.
riage, but we're her parents
Continued on End. Comic Pose)
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Advice for
The Love|orn
Doesn't Speak in School

Doesn't Speak in School
Dear Miss Fairfax:
I have always read your COL
umns and now I want your
opinion. I am II and a junior
in high school. I have been
going with a girl for two years,
and love her. She suggested
that we exchange pictures, and
told me I was the only one
whose picture she had. Also,
she told me that she con-
sidered me more than friend.
But when she meets me IN
school, half the time she
doesn't even notice me. She
says she doesn't speak because
she loses her nerve when she
sees me. Do you think she
really loves me or not?
JUST A BOY.
The things you tell me about
the young lady are all very
hopeful symptoms. She asks
for your picture, and she's coy
and won't speak to you before
others. Furthermore, she even
explains that if she acted
otherwise she would lose her
nerve. This should make you
feel as if the world was yours,
to quote the old song.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25
Interesting Bridge Hands
By E. v. SHEPARD

Dummy played the Seven, East
the Eight, and the declarer'S
Jack won the trick.
The declarer led the K of
diamonds, hoping to be fortu-
note enough to find opposing
cards Of that suit divided 3-3.
Then entry to dummy was
sought. First the declarer had
to establish his clubs. He led
the 10. Vests K won. Instead
of leading back a heart, as the
declarer fondly hoped, West
led the 3 of spades. AS the
only hope of entering dummy
was in case West held the
o., dummy's 10 was put
up. East'S j covered. Declarer's
Ace won, hoping that his false
carding might do some good.
East won the return lead Of the
9 of clubs, with mis- j, he led
the 9 of hearts. The declarer
played low. Vests K won.
Knowing that dummy's Q and
declarer's Ace must fall to-
gether, West led the 2 of hearts,
and the declarer'S Ace won. He
led back his @ of clubs. East's
Ace won. The 5 Of spades came
back through the declarer, who
played his 9. VESTS @ won the
trick The tenth and eleventh
tricks went to VESTS two good
hearts. The declarer won the
last two tricks with his top
spade and a good club. The de-
tenders had won one spade,
three hearts, three clubs, set
ting the contract three tricks.
Of course North never should
have allowed the hand to be
The Washington times., 1933-04-25
CHAPTER XLIII

What Eldon Dunn thought
about the affairs of the family
had never been Of much impor-
tance. It had always been
Dodie who thought and spoke
and acted for everybody. Dodie
who had always let Sharlie
know in a 100 diScontented
ways that married life with a
poor husband was not what she
wanted for her.
"Never marry a man who
can't give you enough silk stock
ings and someone in the kitchen
to cook the meals and wash up
the Dishes" she said dozens OF
times to Sharlie, her hands
plunged into a pan OF gray,
Soapy dish water.
Anyone can set herself on a
trash barrel for life, Sharlle,"
had been another of her stock
phrases. "You have the looks
now, please do have the brains
to marry well. Every girl makes
or breaks herself the way she
marrieS."
Sharlies had never thought
of consulting her father about
her marriage to Mr.. Collins.
The earning of the salary-that
was his one important function
in the home. He was not even
the host. It was always Dodie
who invited people to the house,
suggested the poker game, did
the talking and always said II"
when she meant herself and her
husband.
She was doing it now in the
hall as she spoke to Mr. Collins
over the telephone. Her voice,
loud and high and sweet, came
into tho dining room. Won't
you come over and have l
O'Clock dinner here? I'd love to
have you," it said, "and so
would Sharlie."
Eldon Dunn repeated the
question he had asked q mo-
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

Not many realize that tuber-
culosis is a preventable disease.
If one were to practice the rules
of health there would be little
danger, if any, Of ever con-
tracing the disorder.
If tuberculosis were an heredi-
tary disease one could scarcely
call it preventable; yet the con-
viction that it is hereditary
still seems to obsess thousands
in families Of which some men,
ber has succumbed to the mall
ady; often, even, when the per-
son who died of it was as far
removed as a grandparent or
great-grandparent.
What usually has occurred
when more than one member
of a single family and genera
ton develops tuberculosis
condition which lends color to
the hereditary notion--iS that
all of them simply diSregarded
common sense health stand
ards, hereditary influences ac-
tually playing no part at all.
tuberculosis organisms do
not attack the lungs only, al
though we seem to hear most
about such cases. They may
find lodgment in bones, joints,
the kidneys, the brain or the
digestive tract, as well as in
almost any other organ.
DR., Robert Koch discovered
the cause of tuberculosis, the
tubercle bacillus, in 1882. Since
then the heredity theory has
been discarded, because now it
is plain that the germ may
readily be transmitted directly
from one person to another,
and that it gains entry into
the body either by inhalation
via the nose or mouth, or by
swallowing it.
tuberculosis is distinctly a
disease of communication. The
bacilli thrive and multiply on
human tissue. Outside the
body, especially in a dry, cold
and sunshiny atmosphere, they
die.
Since all of us must needs
come into contact with other
human beings, and since thou
sands have tuberculosis in its
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

sociable and pleasant, but it
means that you emerge from a
session with something useful
or wearable.
Gay Summer COIOrS
Gaily colored linen and cot
ton crochet thread make the
luncheon set in today'S photo
graph. Bright green and white
are the co1ors suggested, though
blue, yellow, or even red would
be just as effective. It's a
practical set, with the dolly
large enough to hold a COM
plete individual service, and if
y0u Want. you can add a run
The Washington times., 1933-04-25
Try This Recipe
Meat Loaf

Meat Loaf
cup coarsely broken crack
ers.
11a cups canned vegetable
soup, ready to serve.
/ lb. ground round steak.
/ lb. ground veal.
l egg, slightly beaten.
Salt and pepper.
2 tablespoons chopped onion.
2 tablespoons melted butter.
Soak crackers in soup for a
few minutes to soften. Add to
the ground meats with slightly
beaten egg, salt, pepper and
chopped onion. Mix well till
smooth, then mix in the melted
butter. Bake in buttered loaf
pan in a moderately hot oven
(375 degrees F.) Is to 30 min
utes. Serves 8 to 10.
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ner, and as many doilieS and
napkins as you wish. It's smart
to have a set to match your
china in coloring. Yellow
italian pottery with green de-
sign is shown, though you may
use anything that will harmon
ize with your table settings.
Easy to Make
Full instructions come fer
this luncheon set, and the
stitch is easy, and goes fast. In
no time you'll find a dolly COM
pleted, and you'll be thrilled at
how fast a set will accumulate
in your linen chest. Such
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

Here's something else for the
women who crochet and knit.
We've been sending out instruc-
tionS so fast the last few
weeks, that the whole of
Washington must have joined
in the vogue for making all
sorts of crocheted and knitted
articles. Cotton crochet is on
the increase it seems, and new
ideas are coming out every
week. And knitting is keeping
pace, with sweaters and suits
leading, but many women max
ing coats and dresses too. It's
a wonderful way Of spending
spare ting, for it's not only
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

linens are smart for summer
especially, so start right now to
make yours. Well gladly send
instructions free, and it might
interest some of you to know
that we still have a few left
for the little girls sweater, the
collar and cuff set, and the
Turkish turban, all run recent
ly. Don't forget your stamped
envelope, when writing.
For instructions for making
this luncheon set, send a self
addressed, stamped envelope to
Miss LaVille, care the Washing
ton Times.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

"tinted finger nails were as
out Of place in an office as
perfume" and I have been
quite a bit worried since won
dering if I have been wrong
in this. I will gratefully &C.
cept your opinion in this
matter. D.
The woman whom you over.
heard had good judgment
about this. . it is thoroughly
out Of place to use perfume in
a business office, even perfume
of the most excellent quality.
And it is thoroughly out of
place, too, to have deep-tinted
finger nails in an office. The
test Of this sort of thing is its
conspicuousness, and both are
conspicuous, one to the nose
and one to the eyes.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

81 could not get a good nights sleep
for over twelve months. Every morning
/ was very tired. Since I took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, I
sleep much better, and get through my
work more easily. am sixty-one years
old and I look after a sixteen room
rooming house beside doing the cooking
for myself and husband. ."-MRs. A.
HAI1lwEL1, 517 So. Main st., Fall
River, Mass.
If you are restless and nervous, take
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. It quiets the nerves and brings
back sound, refreshing sleep. Endorsed
by zoe, 900 women. Try it today. For sale
by druggists everywhere.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

played at no trumps. He should
have bid 3-Diamonds over the
2-No Trumps. But the declared
should have gone game. The
first trick should have been
won with his Ace, making sure
that dummy could be put in
the lead with a heart. Having
taken his K of diamonds, the
declarer should have led his ]
of hearts. If West had won
that trick, the next heart lead
would have put dummy in the
lead, to run off all S diamonds.
Six diamonds, two spades and
two hearts would have given
the declarer one trick over his
game contract. He lost game on
the first lead.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25
Correct Manners
BY Cornelius Beeckman
DEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:

DEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
May I thank you for your
helpful column?
We are attending dinner
in Blank Hotel and I would
like very much not to make
any errors. Please be so kind
as to tell me what to do with
my implements. I know all
the regular things but B.
It's only the regular things"
that I could tell you about,
dear lady. Such as using the
silver pieces that are placed at
table in the order in which
they are placed. unless you
see that the waiter who placed
them did so in the irregular
way in which we often find
them placed in hotel restau-
rants, and as we too often
find them placed at banquets.
They should, Of course, be
placed in the order that cor
responds to the courses, and
so that we may start with the
one farthest from the plate
and use them in order toward
the plate. But it probably
won't be as easy as this, and
you must use your judgment
as to what silver plate is most
appropriate for each course.
Dear Mrs. Beeckman:
Is it ever considered bad
taste for one to use perfume
during office hours? I am
very fond Of perfume, and
have used a good quality spar
1ngly for years. Recently when
I was in one of the beauty
shops I overheard one Of the
clients say that she felt
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

unbalanced your power of reason and the brakes of your
mind are out of gear and there is danger.
We have the tragedy of those who let drugs or
drink "get them.''
We have greed "get persons to the extent that
they have starved while boarding money.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

so-caed love can 'get' persons to the place where
they will blindly sacrifice family, friends and position
to pursue their unreasoning nfatuations.
Power, ambition, religions and PHILOSOPHERS "get';
persons to the point which they become fanatics and
tyrants.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

ints

When the bristles Of hair
brushes have lost their stiff
ness add a teaspoon Of alum to
the rinsing water when wash
ing them.
Silk garments should be
washed and rinsed in warm
not hot-water. Iron with a
warm (instead Of a hot) iron,
as direct heat rots the threads.
Do not stand meat on a plate
in the larder. Hang it by a
hook so that the air circulates
freely round it.
To clean coil bed springs and
other spiral springs try using a
wooden handled dish mop.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

Half the Needless Losses Are
On the First Trick
Few players look ahead far
enough. After the first lead is
made a player should devote
his attention solely to study Of
dummy's play, his own play and
his general campaign. Half the
needless losses of games are
made on play to the opening
lead and declarer's plan for the
next lead. The hand today
shows how declarer should plan
before playing to the first trick.
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incipient stages and do not
realize it, it follows naturally
that we often take these de-
vastating organism into our
own bodies. Why then do we
not all, in consequence, develop
tuberculosis? Simply because our
good health-our vitality-does
not permit the germs to take
hold.
Probably billions Of tubercu-
losis germs are expectorated
on our city streets by sufferers
from the disease every day. Dust
particles may later convey them
to our nasal passages. There
fore one of the first rules Of
health, especially in this con-
nection, is that we must try to
avoid inhaling dust.
Overcrowding is another IA
vorable means of spreading the
disease. Adequate ventilation,
therefore, of our theaters, mo-
ton picture houses, public halls.
churches, public conveyanceS,
and the like, should be insisted
upon.
Since the bacilli Of tuber-
culosiS may be transmitted
through milk, pasteurization is
essential. This method at
least helps to save children
from Infection.
And then, to be sure, come
the ordinary rules of health,
such as plenty of sleep. eXer-
else, fresh air, well-balanced
diets, freedom from strain and
similar strength building fac
tors.
tuberculosis is a chronic dis
order and, even if it can be
arrested in it's progress, it often
takes years to accomplish this.
DIR. Bisch's Daily Diet Hint
Too much sameness in the
daily diet, which is a common
fault, tends to make us lose
our zest for food. And it is a
well-established scientific fact
that if we relish what we eat
it will do us the most good. A
cook book, which gives a va
riety of dishes as well as Sug-
gestions for making old stand
bys appear as new, should
therefore be consulted fire.
quently.
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Neither side was vulnerable.
Bidding went: South, One Club;
North, One Diamond; South,
Two No Trumps; North, Three
No TrumpS.
The opening lead was the
Four Of Hearts. The "rule of
IL" (deducting 4 from II equals
y showed that declarer and
dummy held five higher cards
of the suit, so East must hold
just two higher hearts than
the -Four which was led.
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

There is current slang phrase: "Don't let it get
you It is the shortest and soundest advice that
be given about everything.
When any one thing means too much to you it has
The Washington times., 1933-04-25

ADVERTISER EMIT
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-10-31
MYSTERY CLOAKING
MOVEMENT PUSHING
UP NEW-GOLD PRICE

(Coatinued from mage one)
cheaper the dollar by fiat action
of the government in raising the
price of gold. He has refused to
see newspapers correspondents, %
answer the telephone or to De
photographed.
He is the expert who has been
called in at the White House
when the last two momentouS
gold steps were being decided
upon. Secretary of the Treasury
Woodin is away. UndersecretarF
of Treasury Dean Acheson, nom!-
nally in charge, is a young man
of orthodox money leanings, and
appears somewhat bewildered at
the sudden breaking of moorings
which is going on about him.
There is just one near-prece-
dent for the administrations VEN
ture into the world gold arena.
That is Great Britain's equaliza
ton fund. And the man Tho OPP
Grated it for the Bank of England
is now here in Washington. Prof.
o. NJ. W. Sprague, a special ad-
visor to the treasury department.
AS the Bank of England's ex-
pert, he went through England's
departure from the gold standard
and is the best informed man in
America on the inside of British