The Omaha guide., 1933-08-05
MISS EYES ON THE JOB AND NO.
BODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE
SHE SEES
SHE SEES

Dull hINONo LIE III
SHE SEES
Miss Eyes is now looking out on big
town stuff. You know you can take a
boy out of the country, but you just
can't take the country out Of the boy.
Well, some people call it country, and
some people call it big town stuff.
Whatever it is part of it seemingly
just stays in the old chap. Every once
in a while it justs has to burst out. A
few years ago a little lady on Miami
got married to a little country boy
on % Avenue. Well, country in some
things, in facts, there were two
games he was nationally known to be
a big town boy in. Two games he just
can't quit playing only for a short
period of time, and these two games
are not Of the fowl with feathers. One
was the game to win the old coins,
you know the jack that the boys have
to have to put on that break down
stuff with the girls but in the end he
always lost; the other game was to
win the admiration of high steppers
better known as the big time girls
with the glad rags on looking hot to
everybody, but just n fly in the
pan. and that is him. At least this
little boy thought he was the only fly
in the pan So for awhile after this
little country boy got married to this
Woodworking girl on Miami he vas
the sweetest little THING in town
for about three years and the two lit
tie children began making a big show
ing in high society. Everybody In
town was happy to see this little
mama bring this little country boy to
his senses and make something out
of his life. Now just about time the
little working girl thought she had
her little country boy in hand and
things were going along nicely now,
this little country boy of % Avenue
is running wild again. Just can't stay
away from 25th and Patrick, 25th and
Binney, and 25th and Maple, Oh, we'll
almost 25th and Maple. The little
hard working mama has got her eyes
on the little country boy and knows
every move he is making. If he knows
what is good for his beans he'll pull
his reins in. Mama says she won't
stand for everything all the time. So
cut out these 18th Street gags. Old
boy and make your home happy
again.
A certain young lady who recently
married a railroad man who lives on
18th Street stays in SO close behind
the screened in porch that we all
think that she is "a prisoner behind
the bars. Well fond hubby, you've got
the right idea. You've got a good girl
there; so now that you've got her, the
best thing you can do is keep her.
She's beneficial to your family. Yeh,
mani of counsel! Of ~course!l!
Mr. G. G. Galloway
Editor Omaha Guide
Omaha, Nebraska.
Dear Sir:
I have been reading your "Miss
Eyes" column and l notice from the
observations contained in there that
you evidently do not pick your people
to pan. Knowing your well known
policy Of fair play, and too, that you
have no ~favorites, I am enclosing the
following article for your "Miss
Eyes" column which 1 hope to see in
the next isue of your up-to-date,
newsy paper.
Signed: An Interested Reader.
Passers by yer on a prominent
street, are glad the mother Of a hand
some young shiek who has been
studying in the east, has returned,
because when the cats away, the
mice will play. We wondered why the
much older widow who is rocking
the cradle" don't use her own black
coupe instead Of spending her little
change for a Yellow Cab when she
came around midnight to make he1
nightly visitsl "Old girl' you weren't
fooling a soul but yourself. Anybody