The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-13
Good evening.
 ITS TIE HiGH BUNK, ED
"A sMILrs THE THING.

It's the bunk, Ed. If you owe the landlord, Grocer butcher. too, It's the same old story, "A smile will pull you
 through" But it's the bunk. Ed. I have tried this smiling, Maybe you have, too,, All of us have troubles, Smiles will pull you through :" But it's the bunk, Ed. Now I'll bet quarter. Of l had one, true), Bet that you won't print this, Ed, Cause it's the bunk to you. But not to lot of US.
 -Ceseall the End.
 O--O-o If auto makers could streamline the drivers to conform with the 1888 streamiine of cars, we'd have q perfect affinity.
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 The city is dlscontinuing four automatic traffic lights. They arc replaced by rotary Asa ffta a s,ua .. R a "A aata And tf that llghtens your driving any, you're welcome. sir. o--O-o Some people think themselves up in tho world because their neigh- bors happen to be down temporar- fly.
 Dreams arc just beautiful steps of marble oil our little climb through.
 o-O--o The attitude of many human depends very often on his altitude.
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 LINES It seems we seek for beauty, Amid the rnInbOw's glow. Scarce knowing that these cOlOrs, Are in ourselves. you know.
 o-O--o The vets seem to have tho Idea that prosperity is just around tho swinging doors.
 Rodney Butcher, N. E. A. correspondent at Washington, says the present congross is Q farce. When was any congress not Q farce?
 o-o--o Economy is all right, but there's such c thing as being penny wlae and pound foolish. o-O-o
 It takes little neck clans and cigar snlesn1en to get all steamed up.
 o-o--o And the salesman who is anxious to leave his card when he calls, hasn't been on the road very long.
 o-O--o tt so TT GOES All the worlds q stage. Amid lifc's clHng and chatter. But once the velvet curtain falls. We ask. "What does 1t inattcr?"
 H o--O-o Looks may Do called doeelvlng. but not when put to tho mirror test.
 A smile from "'rho Linc", ",rhe ono advantage of tho Chinese system of settling eloc.. tions with bullets rather than ballots, lios in the fact that there Is never any necessity for a recount"
 The democrat who falls to land the post office job no seeks. will no doubt figure himself tho "forgot- ten man."
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 Capital Is what a socialist lacks in order to mako himself a capitalist.
 o--O-o our directory of mIspronounced words: Celery: Something you got each week for doing your work.
 o-O--o DRIFTING
 We cut the cable.
 When ends the song,
 And in the fog.
 Just drift along.
 0--O--o Many n man wears gloyosj SO he won't Do obliged to show his hand. o--O--o suppose nurses wear white as a contrast to patients who arc generally blue.
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 Tho knife, rathor than tho scales of justice has come to be tho American symbol. Everything Is being cut
 Eggs aro selling Ut such low prices today that chickens have given up their onco enthusiaH- tic cackling, that marked tho i advent Of tho product.
 0-O-o Half loaf may be better than no bread at all, but right now q lot of people would Do willing to swap It for tho taste of . piece of cako.
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 Venus was never armed" and yot consider all the nos toriety she attracted.
 o--O--o 4 It's tho slip.Bhod method Of slippery sidewalks thnt causes ail the slips. O--O.-O Y
 DEALING They prattlc of economy In WasIliugt0n my dear. Why don't they cut down on tnlks 'fw0nId make their campaign
 CIcnr.
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