Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1933-08-03

store. while Lib Bakes Cakes for
Parties.
Just to show you that there Is moth.
Ing In Dope, 1t may be related that
Min fell into the arms Of Ike after
making sure that his Share of the
Estate would be about $1,000. Well.
the Wiz who ran a Tooth-pick into a
Lumber Yard and Mr.. Heinze, starting
with only one Pickle, were timid
Pikers compared to or with Ike. He
took his little Hunk of Dough up to
the City and made First payment on
some North Shore property and then
Sold enough Lots to pay for the Land
and had over 5000 lots left. which IL
some figuring, no matter what you say.
He and Min now spend most of their
time In Travel and are scared pink all
the while that some one will sneak
the Jewel Case containing $125,OOO
worth Of Gems Suitable for a large
Lady who never had Silk next to the
Skin until she was 80 years of age.
They are very unhappy.
George b. Shaw must have sized up
the Human Menagerie through many
Years before he invented that star
Ting Catch Phrase, You Never Can
Tell" When Stel threw herself away
on Silent 81 who worked at the Grain
Elevator, it was the Verdict for Miles
around that she had been guilty of a
prize Boner. Because he said little,
most of the Town Folk thought he
was a Dumfuddle.
Ball of Fire Upsets the Dope.
1t was not generally understood in
Musselwhite that anyone ever cut out
Idle Chatter so as to devote more time
to Thinking. Stel had been keeping
Cases on him and she figured that he
was doing something with the Bean
besides using it as support for q
Derby Hat, so she crossed her Fingers
and took the big Gamble.
1t is now a matter of History that
81 became such an Expert Account
ant that finally he owned the Eleva-
tor and then began to touch up the
Market Wire and finally moved right
into Chicago and became one of the
most audacious, INSCRIPTIONS and
nervy Hounds that ever wore horn
trimmed Glasses and dealt from the
Bottom of the Deck.
They are very proud of him, back
in the Old Home Town, and will tell
you that Stel and he live in a very
exclusive and restricted District which
bars out Colored People and Apart
ment Houses. They have japanese
Servant and both have been to the
Mayo Institute, than which nothing
could be more so.
If any of the Locals ever raise a
Question as to how he acquired the
princely Bank Roll, some one speaks
up and asks, "Well, he's got it, amt
her" What more could be said even
though Chapters were devoted to the
subject.
1t was the candid Opinion of the
Wise Men of Main Street, back in the
Glorious Days Of Free Silver, that J.
Percival Trigwhiltz was the cooniest
and cleverest kit of the whole gosh
blame Kit. No matter what anyone
said to him he was right there with a
snappy Comeback. Keener than mus
tard and nothing got past him except
Lightning. When Jess fell for Perce
1t was agreed that she had little Ball
Of Fire who would cut some Streak.
He Is now putting out One-Sheets
for the Movie Theater but he is still
very good at Repartee when anyone
duns him. Possibly the J. Percival
has held him back all these Years but
Jess still has Confidence In him be-
cause when 1t comes to delivering
Laundry Work after she gets 1t all
done up, he is absolutely Trustworthy
and always knows where he can bor-
row a Wheelbarrow.
Moral: After talking with the
Neighbors and consulting a Fortune
Teller, go ahead and use your own
judgment.