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OUR OWN PHYSIOLOGY

Now and again a reader asks
whether the articles In this column
are issued in book form. I am happy
to announce that they are not and
will not be so reprinted or rehashed.
Now and again discover, to my
chagrin, that some pirate is publish
ing something have published in
this column, for his own advantage,
but without my knowledge or con-
sent. It is usually sufficient to warn
such persons. But I wish to warn
all readers that they must take any
such opinion or advice Of mine,
quoted by a third party, at their own
peril.
It has been my ambition from away
back, and probably it will be till far
beyond, to write the great American
doctor book. A novel kind Of doctor
book, one that would prove practi-
cally a total loss to any customer in
quest of symptoms, and no great in
vestment for the bird who seeks to
"check up on the opinion or advice
Of his physician.
want to leave to the world book
that nobody will be reluctant or
ashamed to own and nobody will be
the worse for reading. It must be
book that shall command the conf
dence of all honest folk irrespective
Of their present faith or previous
condition of servitude. If you have
just little knowledge or smattering
Of the various systems or methods Of
healing you may think such book
Is impossible, but I believe 1t can be
done.
The book as I visualize 1t will have
moderate thread or vein OF human
physiology running thru it, but not
silken thread. No, no, my inten-
ton Is to have this thread bristling
with cactus-like spines wherever the
wiseacre layman might otherwise
slide over it with all his legendary
beliefs or notions intact.
Besides this tlavoring OF human
physiology the book will include &C.
casional excursions into bacteriology,
psychology, chemistry. physics, anat-
omy, pathology, embryology, and
even therapeutics, nothing technical
or heavy, but just enough to show the
way. / find that the layman likes
to see where he is going and will fol-
low more readily If you show him q
little light, even tho he be a mere
school teacher, minister, dentist, law
yer or travelling salesman.
OF course my book will contain q
few mean digs at practitioners OF
other schools than my own, and Just
to show there are no hard feelings,
q few more and meaner ones at the
foibles and fallacies of my own dear
| brethren. Folks might think Old Doc
Brady had employed a ghost writer
If the book appeared without bit
Of sarcasticating. It is all with the
best will in the world: am sure my
victims know I mean it.
shall publish my own book. That's
the only way can say what want
to say, and, too, it is the only way
can afford to write the book. ]
have had enough experience with
firms in the book publishing business
| to last me for life.
At the moment 1t is difficult to say
whether I'm sad or glad there Is 60
Ing to be very little medicine in thu
great American doctor book, but q
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Exploiting Children

The more one hears about the way
child workers are treated In manu-
featuring plants the more horrible the
whole business seems.
Latest reports from certain Penn
Ulvania shops show that more than
1900 children under the age of 16
IN the Pittsburgh district are working
~ clothing sweatshops for 81 to So
. week. The 60-hour week is COM
mon, and these little workers get fined
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=. had she been wrong? Should
she have worked for oratorio, lieder
songs? Or was she hoping for too
much, and was she just . cheap
singer of popular ballads?
Some Of this she confided to
Tony. He shook his head. mo-" he
said, "you are an artist, Lily, and
when the artist sings, or plays, tho
world listens. It does not matter
where. No artist should really
think himself good until he has
made living on the corner, pass.
ing the hat"
II almost came to that, when I
was new in New York;
"And I did. And when I played
my fiddle the people, they stood to
listen. They didn't like it Is much
as when they pay, because the peo-
pie, they like to pay big prices for
what they like, but they listened.
and they put the pennies, the fives
and the ten-cent pieces, sometimes
the quarters in my hat!'
After the theater engagement she
signed contract to sing at one Of
the more fashionable night clubs, be-
cause it was late enough not to IN
terfere with her opera appearances.
Taking Leaf out of Nahlman's
notebook, she capitalized dramatic
entrance. The first number was al
ways something snowy and spec
tacular. She wore white lace gown
with lacquer red slippers, and the
ermine wrap lined with lacquer red
chiffon that Madame Mailman had
given her three years ago.
After the first number abe threw
aside the wrap, and the grand opera
manner, put the paste and rubv
tiara, another relic Of Nahlman's
generosity, on the piano. slipued
OH her bracelets which she wo.e.
again after the style Of Mailman.
banked nearly to her elbows. anS
motionipg the pianist away. sat
down and played her own accom-.
paniment to one Of the ballads Aha
had sung at the moving picture
theater. After that she asked II
there was anything anyone wanted
particularly any old song any
opera aria? The old trick Of mem
DRY. The gift Of playing md sine.
ing by ear If need be.
1t was q success. An overvhelm.
ing and instantaneous success. Col.
umnlsts mentioned her in the met
ropolitan dailies. Two of the better
magazines had full page portraits
of her. Lily Lou Lansing, who just
opens her mouth and sings anv.
thing -. anywhere i. anytime
lie 5e Gentsaaedl
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waiting for her in New York.
After that there was Toscani

waiting Tor her IN New York.
After that there was Toscani
Opera Company, 4, third-rate COM
pany that played in small towns.
Tony got her into it when it became
evident that her absence with Nahl.
man had cost her the small parts
she had been promised 1t the Met
ropolitan.
She wasn't very grateful. She
would have preferred to stay in
New York, and be with the baby.
She never knew that Tony spent
half q years salary buying the
place for her. The Toscani Opera
company did not pay its sopranos.
It allowed them to pay. And Tony
never knew that she had to put
down an additional fifteen hundred
for costumes.
Uncle Eph's estate that
meant the curly, grayish wool sheep
that used to Craze on Lone Noun
tain dear, darling Uncle Eph
paid for eight hundred Of it.
She scraped up the rest.
It wasn't very successful sea-
son. Toscani did little more than
break even. She was mad with joy
to get back to Robin-too big to be
called Bubchen now-beginning to
totter around on his little fat legs,
and to say things that nobody but
she and Tina, the nurse, could I'M
derstand.
But she went back for another
season, and when at the end of two
years touring Toscani disbanded
the company and retired to eat spa
ghetti and polenta in = coy fat
on n q n Dire d and Twenty-second
street, she had sung fourteen stel-
lar roles and felt like q trouper.
It should have been easy to crash
the gates Of the Metropolitan now,
but somehow it wasn't. Just the
chorus, and . few minor parts
which she sang with charm and
delicacy, Of which nobody took any
notice. Thanks to Tony, who was
creating something Of sensation
since he had been made one of the
conductors, she had no difficulty in
getting well paid engagements. She
sang with symphony orchestra III
q tour of the southern states, then
q season with q fashionable Fifth
Avenue church, and then signed for
four weeks at q moving picture
theater up town.
Nobody-Tony least of all-had
expected her success at the theater.
1t had been lucky chance for her
to make some money. The applause
frightened rs we'll as surprised her.
{aneanAaaad ,2c1 S1aena6n,a>nakrn~
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smirks q mechanical smile and points
up to the sign which says "Only
$780," When it comes time to go
home, four little newsies, on differ
ent corners along Fifth Avenue, hide
the bricks which hold down their
papers under the same ashcan which
stands outside the seth Street win
dow Of Childs' Restaurant. The ash
man, who comes along at eight in
the evening, carefully replaces the
can so nobody can run off with
them.
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Sound Teeth

Our daughter, IL years old, has
made several visits to the dentists for
the filling Of cavities in her teeth.
She eats much fruit. and q varied
diet. What diet do you recommend
to keep the teeth sound?-(G. ". o.
AnSwer-At least q pint Of certified
milk daily, or il that Is not available,
then any pure raw (not pasteurized)
milk your family physician or your
local health officer approves. Liberal
use Of cottage or Dutch" cheese in
the daily menus. At least one raw
vegetable and one fresh fruit daily.
Some fresh green leafy relish or salad
twice a day. Send stamped envelope
bearing your address and ask for in
structions for Conservation Of the
Teeth.
The Big Bully
My baby, q year old, insists on hav-
Ing his bottle In bed with him both
for his afternoon nap and at night.
He will not drink milk from a cup.
He will not go to sleep without his
bottle. How should I wean him from
the bottle?-(Mrs. w. G. H.
Answer-1t Is too bad, but It looks
as tho you will have to have two
noisy nights. Offer the baby his milk
in a cup at tho last feeding Of the
day. II he refuses 1t, then put him
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Yellow Menace

Japan, alone, stands out as sore
thumb among the nations in its re-
Spouse to President Roosevelt's ap-
peal for real disarmament and world
cooperation. With thousands of troops
in China, pressing an undeclared war,
she is in no position to agree that
nations should keep their troops
within their own borders. She may
prove to be the stumbling block to
progress In the direction which the
president has pointed out.
But all IS not lost despite this un-
favorable reaction in the Orient.
There seems no question but that the
situation in Europe was vastly i'm
proved by the action of a great leader.
France and Germany, ready only a
few hours ago to fly at each others
Threats, will take time to think things
over.
Chancellor Hitler's speech to the
reichstag Wednesday assured that. 1t
proved that Hitler, with all his bonn
bast, prejudice and rancorous mouth
ings, is not wholly insensible to world
opinion. He was on the spot. He
knew it. And he acted like a little
gentleman.
His speech apparently pleased the
German crowd, for he was Snowman
enough to drag in a recital of Ger
many,s wrongs, but the underlying
tone, from an international stand
point, was peaceful. He knows the
Germany which he has reused would
turn upon him If he gets it too deeply
INTO trouble.
The French reaction left something
10 be desired. If they are to examine
only Germany's sins and look not to
their own consciences, the French will
continue to be bar on the road to
peace and disarmament. Some of the
things President Roosevelt said In his
message were calculated to get under
their sensitive skins. They should not
take too literally the assurances of
their ambassador that the shafts were
intended only for Herr Hitler.
At any rate the showdown has been
called. We are definitely on the road
to an important decision with regard
to ornaments, even though the end
Is uncertain.
It Europe can get together we need
not worry too much about the Far
East. The Nipponese cannot hold out
indefinitely against a united world
opinion. II the little yellow men per-
sist in being bad boys they will find
troubles which cannot be cured by
armies. No one nation is strong
enough to fight the world, let alone
Japan which is financially and indus
trially weak. The Japanese are smart
enough to know it.
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Member of Audit Bureau Of
Circulation

Member Of The Associated Press
The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
Of all news dispatches credited to
it or not otherwise credited in this
newspaper and also the local news of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication of all other
matter herein are also reserved.
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Roosevelt is great man, not only
because he has great mind, but be-
cause he has wonderful technique in
handling men.-Paul Claudel, former
ambassador from France.
During the last 10 or IL years the
governments Of Europe and America,
with but few exceptions, have been
manned by men Of mediocre ability
Col. Edward M. House of Texas.
X Y X
If we adhere strictly to the theory
that competition must continue, re-
CARELESS Of the fate Of the producer,
it may become so keen as to deprive
him of any return on capital invested
and deny living wage to his en-
ploye.-SilaS II. StraWn Of Chicago.
X X X
American owned and operated ships
are an American sales force that sees
to it that American wheat and other
farm products are transported and
sold in foreign ports.-Rear Admiral
Frederic r. Harris.
I'm free as a bird. really think
I'm freer than most birds.-Lilian
Harvey, movie actress.
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in bed and let him fight it out. When
he is tired he will sleep, fitfully.
When he is very hungry he will take
his milk from the cup. The second
night he will fight for only short
time. The third night he'll take 1t
from the cup and like it.
copyright, 1888, John F. Ollie CO..
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good deal Of Medicine, If you know
what I mean. To make sure, I'll quote
Webster: Medicine-the science and
art dealing with the prevention, cure
or alienation Of disease.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, NJ. D.

Signed letters pertaining personal health and hygiene
diagnosis treatment will
enclosed Letters should
ink No reply made queries not conforming Instructions
Address DR.. William Brady in Of this newspaper.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies,
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The motion picture industry ranks
seventh among the leading industries
in the United States.
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; IN MI
| lew /
| YORK
BY JULIA BLANSHARD

New York, May 18.-Casual &C
quaintances failed to recognize the
personable young Earl of Warwick at
the Colony Restaurant the other day.
He has shaved his ache-his for
mer pride and Joy!
And thereby hangs tale. The
Earl having been devoted to Lily
Damita all winter long, some friends
bet Lily $25 that she couldn't make
her noble admirer shave his mustache
before she left for Paris. When the
time grew short and he still wore it,
there was much gleeful laughter
among her many rivals for his at
tentions. But the day before the lie
de France sailed, off came the Earls
muStache!
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DESIGNED BY COBB

DESIGNED BY COBB
Irwin Cobb has turned out to be a
chic costume designer.
Necessity prompted him. He al
ways wears smock when writing
but, being a nervous worker, wastes
time and becomes distracted button
ing and unbuttoning the smock.
So he designed his oWn-a volumi-
nous black affair that opens up the
back and has ample fullness for his
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Barbs

Five-cent loaf OF bread rises to si1
Evening star., 1933-10-02
BANKERS OBJECT
TO LOAN CRITICISM
Safety Factor Declared Vital
for Depositors and
Communities. j..
BY CHARLES P. SHAEFFER,

Associated Press Business Writer.
Banks throughout the country are
voicing strong objection to criticisms
of their methods.
The failure of bank credit to respond
more promptly to the Governments
effort for an expansion program has
been cause for q renewal of charges
that bankers are not displaying the
liberality which they should in dealing
with applications for new credit.
One Institution answering these con-
tentions Is the National City Bank
which recalls that one Of the first prin-
ciples of commercial banking is that
loans should be of comparatively short
maturity, be based on strictly CONNER
cial transactions, and be self -liquidating
IN character.
Commercial banks, whose liabilities
are largely payable at short notice,
are not in a position to tie up their
funds for long periods. it points out.
Nor does it accord with sund banking
practice for them to accept loans in
volving any considerable element OF
risk, the National City says.
THE complaint that bankers are un-
willing to make loans except on sure
thing is founded on ignorance of the
proper function Of banking" the insti-
tuition said Sure loans are precisely
the only kind Of loans that banks ought
to have in their portfolios. 1t is not
in the interest of the banks. their de-
positors, or the community at large
that the banks should take a chance
IN connection with their credit opera
tons"
Evening star., 1933-10-02
CORPORATION
REPORTS
TRENDS AND PROSPECTS OF
LEADING ORGANIZATIONS.

NEW YORK, October 2.-Follow-
ing is today's summary of corpora
ton news prepared by Standard Sta
tistics Co., Inc, New York, for the As
sociated Press:
Continental Motors Corporation.
August automobile shipments larger
than during any month since 1t started
motor car business.
Midland Steel Products Co.-Net for
third quarter estimated at between 50
and $3.50 per common share, after pre-
ferred dividend requirements.
Virginia Carolina Chemical Corpor-
ation.-Prior preference stockholders
plan to oppose retirement of block Of
o4.87l shares OF prior preference stock
held in treasury, on grounds control of
the board will pass out of their hands
II the plan Is carried out
American Smelling & Refining Co.
Operations are averaging about so Der
cent of capacity
Crown Cork International CORPORA
tion.-ClasS A share earnings, 6 months
ended June 80, were so cents VS.. AZ
cents.
New York Central Railroad Co.
Eight months deficit reported to have
been reduced to $4,000 900 against def
cit of about $l4,000,000 in 1882 period.
August net income exceeded 81, ,4OO, 900.
Norfolk & Western Railway Core
ported ready to buy 10000 tons of rail.
American Smelling & Refining Co.
Net income, six months ended June
30, $2,030,209 VS.. deficit $3,442 ,048:
revaluation excess metal stocks resulted
in credit of $l,9l6,90s to first half
earnings.
Ohio Oil Co. Advanced prices for
Wyoming and Montana crude oil 10
cents and IL cents q barrel.
Standard Oil Co New Jersey)-
Subsidiary, Standard OIL Co. of Louisi-
ana, advanced its postings for crude Z
to IL cents a gallon.
Chicago, Milwaukee, st. Paul & Pa
cific Rail Road-Company announced
it would buy $4,000 tons of rail and
$4,000 tons Of dastenings If prices are
cut.
American Department Stores Corpo-
ration. August sales were up about 81
per cent; sales in the first 16 days Of
September increased 8.5 per cent.
American Gas & Electric Co. Com
mon share earnings, II months ended
August 81, were $182 VS.. $3.50.
Omnibus Corporation. Subsidiary,
Fifth Avenue Coach Corporation, in
creased wages about 10 per cent.
Union Carbide e. Carbon Corpora
tion-Company reduced the price Of
Eveready Prestone Anti-Freeze to $295
a gallon from $415 q gallon year ago.
South Penn Oil Co.-Company ad-
vanced price for corning grade crude
oil IL cents a barrel to $1.32.
American & Foreign Power Co. COM
bined ST and $6 preferred share earn
ings, IL months ended March 81, were
$7.19 VS.. $l6.14; earnings for year Of
1892 were $817 VS.. $18.76.
Consolidated Gas, Electric Light &
Power Co. Of Baltimore common share
earrings, 8 months ended 4 august 81,
were $3.50 VS.. $2.96.
Evening star., 1933-10-02
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

CHICAGO October . Up Omitted States
noadne 5ooo d4sct Fens5pts mosty
s%oa5 fop 545 ssey 85y5do SpS poands' poaaas 5a
hight. good and choice. 140-l60 pounds,
465a5.I9; light weight. 10000 pounds,
75a5i5; heavy weight. 25o-350 BOUNDS, pou
S3a4 90; packing sows. medium and good,
2I5-550 pounds, 2.90a3.s5; pigs. good and
$500 head; only reliable outlet on light
steers ana long yearlings and light yearling
oium Weight and weighty steers being bid
weak TO % lower shipper demand mar
row all COWS under pressure. bidding 1Oa1 5
steers, early. 6.65; average weight, 1.O6G
pounds; no heaVies sold; numerous loads
yWsarang Wa!tang heifers. 575a6c5. about $500
and and yea!eIs' steers; good and choice, 900
poo pounds. 350a6;1 3; 900 100 pounds,
,5@a6s2; 50ai go Loo 800 pounds, 55oae IS;
medium. 550-I 800 pounds. 3 3.00a5. IS; heif-
ers. good and choice. 550-750 pounds. 4 5Oa
$40 60 CON common ooa9 and h. medium 275a5 90;
dium 2.00a3 90; low cutter and cutter.
;25a2.00: bulls (yearlings excluded. good
Ibeef, 3 15a49o; cutter, common and me
&. .Ooa7 80; medium, 5.OOa6.OO; Gull and
common, 4.0Oa5 90; stocker and feeder cat
pounds. 4.25a5.00; common and medium,
sheep Receipts, 5000 head fat lambs
more lower; best native lambs held well
above 700 taking 6.15a1.O0 on above on
desirable rangers h lambs T6s go pounds down.
medium, 400a6.75: ewes. 90-1?0 pounds,
good and choice. 1.5oa2 70 all weights,
iamba G0n 5oa75 4 Sa poands sood and ssHs ehoce
|6 OOa6.50.
Evening star., 1933-10-02
|CURB PRICES EASE
|UNEVENLYAT CLOSE
Lows for Day Set in Fina
Hour, but Weakness
Fails to Appear.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
NEW YORK, October 2.-The Curb
Exchange closed irregularly lower to-
day. with price changes Of unimpor-
tant dimensions, after a session OF slow
and cautious trading.
The low prices of the day were made
in the last hour, but the pressure was
not heavy, and the market never was
weak Declines in the leaders ran from
frac ions to around points. New
mont Mining slipped a couple Of points
in the late trading, after holding steady
during the forenoon. Other metals, in
cluding the gold shares, showed re-
sistance to the down trend The liquor
shares, bid up during the morning, re-
acted with the general list in the last
hour.
After a quiet opening at slightly
higher levels in leading shares, the list
turned dull and prices softened for a
time, then braced around midday.
The liquor stocks experienced minor
furry of speculative activity. as trad
ers seized on the repeal vote in Virginia
tomorrow as an excuse for bidding up
their faVoriteS. Hiram Walker was up
couple of points in the first two hours.
DiStillerS Ltd. was moderately active at
firm prices. The brewery stocks,
Kreuger and Fidelio, were steady.
The public utilities were dull and in
clined to ease off. Electric Bond g. Share
opened unchanged at 173a and was
turned over at fractional concessions in
the first several hours
The petroleum division, except for
activity in Creole Petroleum, was COM
paratively neglected
Motor stocks and the rubber group
were quiet and steady. In the amuse-
m 70 70
scored a modest advance. American
Cyanamid B shares in the chemical list
also moved ahead in the early trading.
Pepperell Manufacturing was a strong
spot in the textile division.
copyright. 1933)