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The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Chevigny to Coach at Small College
Expert Unable to See Young Golf
Player Of Outstanding Promise

Los Angeles, Jan. 10. - R -
Johnny Dawson, perhaps the best
amateur golfer in the U. S., has
surveyed the golf horizon with q
critical eye and failed to see q
single young amateur Of out
standing promise.
The Chicago player has just
finished a series of three open
tournaments in California and
Mexico in which he was low anna
teur in each.
Dawson does not play in the
amateur championships of the
U. S. as his connection with q
sporting goods house probably
would result in rejection of his
entry, but he attends as a spec
tator and plays in many open
tournaments. He qualities easily
as an expert observer.
rs there an outstanding young
golfer in sight?" he was asked.
"One with possibilities of ap-
preaching Bob Jones perform
anceS as an amateur?"
"Not one." was the reply. "A
year ago I would have said Gus
Moreland Of Dallas, but Gus has
not come along as I thought he
would.
There are, Of course. plenty Of
good young amateur golfers but I
have not seen q great one. The
reason? Well, some who might
go a long way in the amateur
game become pros before they
play much as amateurs. Others
won't practice and many are not
temperamentally fitted for the
game"
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Tommy Thomas Has
His Arm Renovated

Chicago. Jan. l8.-(P)-American
League batters can expect some mean
slants from Tommy Thomas Of Wash
lngton next season.
The husky blonde from Baltimore.
who was traded by the White Sox to
the Senators last season, has had his
trick pitching arm operated upon and
insisted Thursday that he was ready
to hurl the best baseball of his ca
reer.
Thomas was bothered with a kink
in his right elbow and blamed 1t for
his ineffectiveness. However. he had
a fairly good season after joining the
Senator's.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Thinks SaraZen
Is Kidding Public

Chicago, Jan. 19.-fP)-Albert
r. Gates. business administrator
of the Professional Golfers ASso-
citation, refuses to get excited over
Gene Sarazen's proposal for
eight-inch cups.
Il think Gene is just kidding
the public a bit. Gates replied
when asked for an official P.G.
A. opinion. IF the cups were
widened to eight inches, the
game would lose a lot Of It's thrill
and the pros would lose lot Of
prestige to countless buffers who
would putt EN- in from all dis
tances. It's too big step 70 take
at nnco ANYWAY
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19

THE first regular air mail line
= began operation MAY Is. 1918.
between New. York and Washington,
ID. g. Over half the flowers Of the
world are RED or SHADES OF
NED. There were ELEVEN
0TATE6 II the Southern Confed.
eracy.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Basketball Scores

(By Tie Associated Press)
Oshkosh Teachers As; Milwaukee
Teachers %.
Dakota Wesleyan 80: Sioux Falls
college %.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Gomez Says Raise
Not Large Enough

New York. Jan. i9.-lFl-Like
most baseball players as well as
other folks, Vernon Gomez. the
port-sided pitcher who won "a
games and lost only seven for the
Yankees last year, has a chip On
his shoulder these days. But there
the similarity ends, for his COM
plant is against the size Of raise
In salary rather than a cut.
He wanted 1t understood that
he considered the raise too small.
There were no developments in
the case Of Babe Ruth, who
promptly returned his contract
when he found 1t to contain a
meagre $4,000 as compensation
for the seasons work in contrast
to the SIS, 900 he has been hauling
down.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19

ard los. but II throughout their
travels.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
TRUCKS SELLING AT <Bf
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES

Again Chevrolet leads the way to eco-
nomical transportationi Chevrolet
announces a greatly improved line Of
Chevrolet six-cylinder Understanding =
new engine. A new rear axle. A now
frame. Many progressive changes in design
and construction. And selling 1t new,
greatly reduced prices that only the
worlds LARGEST builder Of cars and
trucks could achieve.
All lH-ton models are now powered by .
remarkable new Six Cylinder Special
Truck Engine. This is basically the same
reliable power plant Of last year-but
Chevrolet has. made it even smoother,
more powerful. and more economical BY
the addition Of 50 now improvements
and 1e6s7en7ents.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Billy Petrolle's
Fight Called Off
Heavyweights Sub titu te d
When Bep Van kIaveren
Cracks His knuckIe

New York. Jan. i9.-fP-Heavy-
weights instead OF lightWeights will
hold the feature spot on Madison
Square Gardens boxing program Fri
Gay.
The scheduled scrap between Billy
Petrolle. Fargo, N D., veteran, and
Bep Van Klaveren OF Holland was
called off Wednesday when Van Kla
veren turned up with cracked
knuckle and Petrolle's manager. Jack
Hurley. refused to accept any of the
substitutes offered.
Hans Birkie. California German
and James J. Braddock, popular Jer-
sey City heavyweight. We're promptly
signed for substitute battle.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
Fights Last Night
(By The Associated Press)

10y No ASSOc3te0 FFeSSJ
Miami, Fla.-TexaS Kid, Newark, N.
j.. outpointed Baby Manuel, Tampa,
Fla. tl0). Jimmy Leto, Tampa,
knocked out Billy Beck, Chicago, (5).
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
DOGS GET A BREAK

OVUO 0G4 ~ o0GAA
Iondon.-London's canine popula-
ton Is rejoicing In the formation Of
several dog license clubs. This means
that many dogs, which would have
to b destroyed had their license fees
not been paid, will be saved. The
clubs enable dog owners to pay for
their licenses on the installment plan.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-01-19
House of David Will
Play Linton Cagers
Tribune Suecial Service\

V1TIDuuc SpeCIA ScfVIceD
Linton, N. D., Jan. l9.-Linton's
American Legion basketball team
will meet the travelling House Of David
Guint here Thursday night in a spec
ial attraction at the high school
gymnasium.
The Davids last year won 50 games
Evening star., 1933-11-09
Pointed Paragraphs

Bad news and soft-boiled eggs should
be broken gently.
Applesauce seems to have been the
source of all mans troubles.
1t is the people who come early
to avoid the crowd who make the
crowd.
About the only people who get sat-
iSfaction by going to law are the law
yers.
The pessinnist refuses to enjoy his
dinner today because there Is no pros
pect Of one tomorrow.
A mileage book is SO interesting that
o traveller Is always sorry when be
reaches the last page.
A synonym is q word that can be
used for another word when you don't
know how 10 spell the other word.
Rare is the man who can go down
town on a cold Winter morning and
refrain from lying about his ther-
mometer.
Evening star., 1933-11-09

"They say that Waddell, the Theta,
plays golf Just like man"
"She should be ashamed to use such
language. Siren.
Were you in the army?"
eyes, served overseas"
did you get commission"
mo, just a straight salary."-Stren.
A sultan at odds with his haren
Thought OF a way he could scare 'en.
He caught him a mouse,
Let it loose in the house,
Thus starting the first lTarem-scarem.
Daughter-But daddy, why do you
object to my becoming engaged? Is 1t
because of my youth?
Daddy-Yes, he's hopeless.
The Log.
Math Prof.-Now. If I subtract rs
from 81 what's the difference?
Little Willie-Yeahl That's what I
say. Who cares?
Alabama Rammer- Jammer.
do you know ne hasn't spoken to his
wife In year?"
Maybe he didn't want to interrupt
her" Penn. Punch Bowl.
NBObS1tlS WILL yOu
please get me glass of water?
Barber-What Is the matter. hair
in your throat?
Man-No, want to see If my throat
leaks.-The Log.
2/c--I always say what I think
Drag-I wondered why you were so
quiet.
First imbiber-I found (taic) half
dollar.
Second inebriate-Itsh mine. fish got
my name on 1t.
F. I-What'sh your name?
s. I-E Pluribus Unum.
F. I.-Yeah, it'sh yoursh.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jacket.
Victim (sadly)-I got that watch
from a former employer after I'd been
with him 10 years.
Footpad-Haw, guv'nor, you was slow.
Red Cat
Evening star., 1933-11-09
AUTUMN
BIZ ID. O. PEATTK.
Weeds.

Weeds.
TINE withered weedsl Now rank
on rank, up and over the big,
bare, yellow Virginia hills and
Il all through the flaming glades
Of Maryland they troop, gaunt,
sf1vered legions, ghosts who stand where
the life In them fell in the great bat
tleground Of the seasons. What becomes
of them, often wonder. We know
that, in the end. they go back to the
dust out, of which they were with
water pinched together and nodded
into something that lived and breathed,
quite as much as a man, if it did not
move and think. But how often do you
see the weeds half way in the process
Of decay? They stand there, skeletons
of themselves that the unkind wind
goes seeking through, day after day,
apparently undiminished and uninjured.
Evening star., 1933-11-09
LITTLE BENNY
By LEE PAPR.

After supper ma said to pop, Really,
about Benny, he's getting so scatter
Drained the common realities Of life
have no more meaning to him than an
empty cloud In thin air.
That's serious, this Is a hard boil world
and It's no place for dreemers, uIi-
fortunately, pop said, and ma said,
uhen tell you his latest exploit you'n
realize it's time you did something to
bring him down 10 earth.
Tell me his latest exploit, pop said
and ma said, Wen, I was sewing in my
room and he was lying on the floor
transported to unearthly climes with
his nose in a book as usual, and there
was banging at the back gate and l
thawt Thank goodness at last it's the
plummer to fix that leeking faucet
that's been driving me crazy. And then
I remembered that Nora wasn't down
there to open the gate so told Benny
to hurry down and at last he pEied his
nose from the book with an expression
like q perfect vacuum and started
down, and that was the last werd on
the subject for about 10 minnitS when
he reappeared with an even more
meaningless look on his face and an
Iounced that nobody was at the front
door, The front door, can you imag-
inc that, when I had sent him to open
the back gate. Well, of course, by that
time the plummer with his revolu-
tionary ideers had decided not to wait
ana when I got him on the telephone
later the best could extract from him
was nebulus promises of the most in
tangible nature, so the leeking faucet
is still a permanent fixture and it's all
the fault Of your sons ingrained absent
mindedness and what are you going to
do about it? ma said.
BY gollies, that reminds me. speek-
ing of dopes, I went and left your
package in the trolley car, I mean the
package that somebody left at my Office
for you, he said, and ma said, My
goodness, my half dozen sheer linen
handkerchiefs from the henlstitchers,
my lands. no wonder Benny's the way
he is with you the way you are, you're
iust of kind.
Wich we are.
Evening star., 1933-11-09
GOOD TASTE TODAY
By EMILY POST,
Famous Authority on Etiquette.

featuring company and am often In
troduced to customers. Is 1t proper,
whether the buyer is a man or woman,
for me to rise and shake hands?"
Answer: This depends upon the par
ticular circumstances Of your own posi-
ton. If you have had any amount Of
personal correspondence with these
buyers, you would rise and greet them.
If they are strangers, you would prob
ably follow the conventional, imper-
Sonal behavior Of an Office employe.
Dear Mrs. Post: am having party
for a friend who is staying with me-
Do mention her name first, or those
Of my guests (al women) when intro
ducing them?"
Answer: Name Of older person usually
said first. But unless the formal May
I present" Is used, which name is said
first is of no real Importance.
(Copyright. 1880
Evening star., 1933-11-09

And then, one day, usually In Spring,
we remark that they are gonel
OF course, In many cases people burn
the weeds out OF the vacant lots. This
Is more frequently done in Spring than
in Fall: In FaIl it is chiefly leaf piles
that are set ahght. A bonfire OF Autumn
leaves, In our pleasant, broad, dreamy
Washington and suburban streets, Is q
likeable sort Of pyre for the season.
I love the smell; ! love the violet curls
Of the ascending smoke. blending with
blue haze Of Indian Summer. Po-
tomac Indian Summer, dearest Of all
kinds.
But leaf fires In the woods are quite
another matter; leaves. perhaps, must
be got rid Of from city or suburban
lot; in the woods 1t is criminal waste
of Natures bounty to burn up ali that
potential loan and mold. all these rich
nitrates. And the danger that the fire
will spread to woodland in its Autumnal
dryness, as to tinder, is so great that
it is difficult to see how conscientious
people can calously light these fires.
Yet every year, in my neighborhood.
the local and volunteer fire department
is rung out for a battle with flames
Evening star., 1933-11-09

wait until a friend in common intro
duces you. But since very few people
take strict proprieties Of this sort very
seriously, you might perhaps write her
a note, tell her your father knows her
father and that you would like very
much to meet her, and ask If she will
name an hour when you may go to see
her. This Is, Of course, not at all ac-
ccrding to rule and il she does not
answer your note. you will feel humili-
ated, and there will be nothing that
you can do except forget that you ever
wanted to see her. On the other hand.
there is no reason to suppose she will
not be delighted to know you.
Dear Mrs. Post: I am secretary TO
the president of q large dress manu-
Evening star., 1933-11-09
II don't need to rub clothes thin
in order to get them white!!'
exezaims this efficient mother -

scrubbing pail makes washing down the
woodwork ever so much easier. There's an
other reason, too, why always recommend
chipso to my friends. It's this. Chipso keeps
my hands so smooth and soft"
Chipso suds soak big wash snowy-clean
in jiffy. No need for the rubbing that's so
hard on good clothes-and on you, too. And
Chipso goes after the dirt without fading
colors! You can trust your incest things to
Chipso suds. They'll come up bright and
smiling time after time.
Evening star., 1933-11-09
Nothing to Fret About.

Nothing to Fret About.
In the days when dime novels were
printed,
And the urchins all over the land
Sneaked out to the shed
Where they secretly read
About bold Jesse James and his band,
The uneasy father and mother
OF many q l2-year-old child
Were filled with grave fears
Lest their dear ones careers
Would prove to be wayward and wild.
In the time of the blood-curdling drama
Where villains were quick on the
draw,
And spent all their time
In the plotting Of crime
While they raucously laughed at the
law,
The parents of many q youngster
Were filled with the hideous dread
That their dear little son
Might soon tote O big gun
Evening star., 1933-11-09
Veal Sandwich Spread.

Mince one cupful of canned veal loaf.
Chop two sweet pickles, mince one tea
spoonful of onion, and chop two tea
spoonfuls of green pepper. Nix with
the veal, add half a teaspoonfu Of
salt, and a little cayenne pepper; add
enough cooked salad dressing to make a
spread.
Evening star., 1933-11-09

"I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Chipso FAM"
laughed Mrs. Philip Luthy of Bloomfield,
N. J. "All my neighbors knowitl Many's the
compliment I've had from them on my love
ly white washes! That's not boasting, either.
always tell them CHIPSo does my washing
for mel 1t saves boiling and rubbing. And it's
safe for everything-fromW Walters sweaters
to Claire's pretty silk dresses.
81 use Chipso altogether" Mrs. Luthy
continued. 'T like it for dishes 1t makes
them sparkle. And handful of Chipso in my
Evening star., 1933-11-09

started. with professed good intentions,
but soon resulting in fiery destruction
In some once-fair ravine or thicket.
But where. then. do they 60. those
little creatures Of the grass, those
dancers and singers who have given no
thought to the morrow, and all to to-
day-the chanting crickets. the bound
ing grasshoppers, the green -blooded
little katydids and the big, bold cicadas2
What becomes Of the storm tossed, the
rain-beaten, the time -nipped butterfly?
OF the innocuous little gray spiders?
Their fate is quite unwept. unhonored
and unsung, fear me. They die In
their small corners, in the lee Of anv
hummock Of beard-grass or any bough
upon the oak With a pitiless hand
Time grasses them, making place for
the new.
Evening star., 1933-11-09
More Truth Than Poetry
BIZ JAMES ]. MONTAGUE.

And fill some good person with lead.
Today when the kids spend on the
"speakies
The money they should spend for
books,
And vastly admire
The courage and fire
or crafty and sinister crooks,
They still make their parents unhappy,
But the most of 'em, as you will find
II YOU trace their careers
Through the swift-passing years,
Will prove just the good, average
kind.
(CopyrIEht. 1887
Evening star., 1933-11-09

rect to meet the
young girl in the
ext apartment
house? Her father
is a professional
associate of my
father, but outside
Of the hospital at
which both are at
tending physicians,
they never meet.
We are really the
newcomers in the
neighborhood SO
n e 4 g h b o r h o o d
courtesy cannot be
used as q means"
AnSw er: The
S t ric ly proper
At,s,a~ 80 |0 1e -
Evening star., 1933-11-09
Introduetions.

Introductions.
EAR Mrs. Post: How should
- my young son, aged 10, be
introduced to our friends
~ Answer: 'Mrs. Jones, this
Is my son Bobby" or
ETHEL. this is Bobby" then to Bobby,
Miss Blake" Bobby then says, How
do you do, Mrs. Jones" Cor Miss
Blake').
Dear Mrs. Post: Is there any way
.ra,,ld I1a mr.
Evening star., 1933-11-09
Faster Airmail Asked.

The London Chamber Of Commerce
has asked Lord Londonderry, British
Secretary for Air, to speed up the i'm
perial airmail service.
Evening star., 1933-11-09

Chipso Is not aduiterated with the harsh
substances contained in inferior soaps which
gradually weaken fabrics and dull their color.
Chipso loosens dirt harmlessly by RICHER
SUDS. That is why Chipso-washed clothes
stay new-looking for years.
Don't endanger the clothes you have spent
good money for by washing them in cheap
flakes or strong granuiated soaps and powders.
Get chipso from your grocer. At its low
price. chipso Is the biggest value in rich,
safe soap on the market todayl
Evening star., 1933-11-09
Buses Garry Fisher Girls.

Fisher girls Of Scotland recently trav-
eled 500 miles to Yarmouth and Loves
tof In auto busses to help can the big
herring catches
Evening star., 1933-11-09
College Hurnor

"They say that Waddell. the Theta,
plays golf Just like man"
"She should be ashamed to use such
language Siren.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
KIN Of FACTOR
/ 'CRAZED BY
SUSPENSE

CHICAGO. July 10 G.N.S0.
The strange case of the disap-
pearance of John wJake the
BarberD Factor entered its tenth
day with relatives admitting
their alarm and declaring they
"were crazed by the suspense"
They were electrified by a re-
port which circulated through
detective bureau headquarters
that the millionaire stock mar
ket operator was being held in
cognito at an outlying police
station.
Hope died, however, when a
check proved the rumor to be
false.
British authorities here con-
tinue to believe the kidnapping
is hoax, and that Factor is
fleeing to Mexico to escape ex-
tradition. They have asked Fed
eral authorities to prevent his
leaving the country.
William Cohen, brother-in-law
Of the missing market speculator,
said his sister, Mrs. Rella Factor,
would give a large" reward for
information that would lead to
the safe return of her husband.
Cohen said he understood the
amount was about $4,000.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10

Meetine-Loyalty Lodge No. 4,
Order Shepherds Of Bethlehem, 8
p. M, Northeast Masonic Temple,
Eighth and F Streets.
Meeting-Joppa Lodge No. 35,
F. A. A. M, 8 p. m, Joppa Temple,
1900 block Ninth st. N. w.
Annual Moonlight Cruise
Auspices Of the All States Socie-
ties, $3.50 p. M, down the Potomac
River on the steamer City of
Washington.
Exhibition - Art League Of
Washington, 8 p. M, League gal
leries, 2100 block Bancroft Place
N. w.
Carnival-Benefit Of st. Cab
riels Church, night, church
grounds.
Exhibit-Renovize Washington
Exposition, night, 1435-37 K st.
N. w.
Carnival-Benefit of the re-
Gently completed Church of the
Assumption in Congress Heights,
night, Nichols Avenue and High
View Place, S. E.
Novena-In honor Of Our Lady
of Mt. Carmel, 8 p. n, monastery
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
WHATS DOING TODAY

chapel Of the Carmelite Fathers,
100 block Rhode Island Ave.
N. E.
Board Meeting - Soroptim1st
Club, 8 p. M, willard Hotel.
Meeting-Board Of directors,
Associated General Contractors,
all day, Willard Hotel.
Concert-United States Army
Band, 1880 p. m, District OF Co
lumbia World War Memorial, Po-
tomac Park.
Meeting-U. S. S. Jacob Jones
Post, No. 2, American Legion, .
p. M, Thomas Circle Club, 1900
block Massachusetts, Ave. N. w.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
WOODMEN'S PICNIC

The Modern Woodmen of Amer
lea will hold their annual picnic
at Laytonsville August 16.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
MA g HUSBAND.
HEREFORREL|EF.

James Ferguson, Of Texas,
husband of Ma" Ferguson, gov
ernor of the Lone Star State,
arrived in Washington yesterday
to confer with Administration
officials on economic conditions.
Although he will meet Post
master General Farley, he said
he was not here to discuss
patronage or "look for jobs for
anyone.
Ferguson hopes to see Presi-
dent Roosevelt. He said:
prosperity is not here and
nobody should be deceived into
thinking it is"
Ferguson was governor, was
impeached, and then twice helped
to elect his wife to the governors
chair.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
WHITE HUSBAND.
SUES NELSON

LOS ANGELES, July 8 CU.SO.
Behind the stoutly barred door
of his Wiltshire Boulevard man
sion, DR.. Eugene c. Nelson, negro
physician, pondered today on the
latest amazing turn in the story
of his romantic career.
The erstwhile husband of Helen
Lee Worthing, blonde former
Follies girl, denied himself to Wis
itors, among whom were process
servers from the office of Attor-
ney H. L. Davis. They sought
audiences with DR.. Nelson in con-
nection with the 100000 suit
filed against the physician in
which Leo F. Desmond accuses
him of pilfering the love of Mar
garet Fay Desmond, white, Vir
ginia-b born brunette beauty.
Miss Worthing, who recently
strangely disappeared from an
eastbound train and her equally
mysterious temperance under
an assumed name in a Los An
geles hotel, was talkative. She
explained that the doctor, under
whose care she had been despite
their divorce, had started her
East"
To telephone inquiries, a man
who said he was DR.. Nelson de-
clared he was very much dis
tressed" at the Desmond suit.
Mrs. Desmond, he said, had
come into his menage only as
receptionist and not as an object
of affection. He added that she
had gone to the country to recu-
perate from the exciting events"
of the past few days.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
j; s. SCIENTIST
LOST IN BOAT

DUBLIN, July 10.-Arthur Kings
ley Porter, famed American arch
eologist and professor OF the his
tory of art at Harvard University,
today was believed to have
drowned in a storm off Donegal,
ireland.
Porter left the small island
where he and his wife, the for
mer Lucy Bryant Wallace, Of New
York, were staying to row to the
mainland Saturday.
Shortly after he had put out a
thunderstorm sprang up. Porter
has not been heard from since.
Coast guards have been unable
to find either the boat or body.
Mr.. and Mrs. Porter arrived
in Ireland from Cambridge, Mass,
a fortnight ago.
The Washington times., 1933-07-10
NJ CARL STANDS
ON RULING

Another ruling denying any re-
duction in assessed charges for
quarters, subsistence and laundry
for persons who receive part Of
their compensation in kind was
handed down by Comptroller Gen.
eral J. r. McCarl in reply to a
communication from the Secre-
tary of War.
The Secretary pointed out that
the cut in salaries is based on
lower living costs, but that unless
charges for quarters, subsistence
and laundry are decreased accord
ingly there is no benefit to the
recipient of the compensation, but
rather a discrimination, when the
IS per cent cut is taken entirely
out of the cash paid them.
The Comptroller General says
that the Veterans Administration
pointed out the same facts, but
that his decision is the same as
before.