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Evening star., 1933-09-09
Twelfth Street Christian.
Wisconsin Avenue Baptist.

The Senior B. Y. p U. will meet to-
morrow in the tent at pm. for their
opening program of the year. Miss
Fern Atkyns is the new president. The
pastor, Rev. Clarence Ray Ferguson,
will preach in the tent at pm. on
THE Best Robe During the II am.
service the pastor will preach on Things
Possible With God"
The prayer service will be Wednes-
day at pm.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
New York Avenue Presbyterian.

DR.. Albert Evans. associate minister,
will have for his subject Echoes" to-
morrow morning, and at 8 pm, eve
ming vesper hour will be held. DR..
Evans will deliver short meditation.
The midweek prayer service will be
held Thursday evening. The address
will be given by DR.. Evans.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
Will Resume Services,

All Souls Unitarian Church, which
during the Summer has been uniting
with Mount Pleasant Congregational
Church and the Universalist National
Memorial Church in a series of union
services, will resume its own services
tomorrow. In the absence of the min
lister, DR.. Ulysses G. B. Pierce, Rev.
Edward H. Cotton of Marblehead,
Mass, will preach. Mr.. Cotton was
formerly associate. editor of the Chris
tartan Newsletter.
The opening of the church school
will be September II.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
VIRGINIA SYNOD MEETS
DR.. Taylor Will Attend Session al
Richmond.

DR.. James H. Taylor. pastor of the
Central Presbyterian Church. will at
tend the meeting of the Synod of Vir-
ginia, which meets in Richmond, Va,
September IL. One of the elders will
also attend.
The pastors topic tomorrow morning
is Restoration and Recovery" and at
night "Some Divine Assurances
Evening star., 1933-09-09
GEORGETOWN Lutheran.

Though I Speak" will be the ser
mon subject tomorrow at II am. by
Rev. Harold E. Beatty, pastor.
The Ladies Aid Society will meet
Tuesday at 8 pm. at the home OF Miss
Eleanor Lang, 430 Delafleld place.
Prayer meeting Thursday, pm, con-
Quoted by the pastor.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
Second Baptist.

The pastor, Rev. j. L. S. Holloman.
will preach tomorrow at II am. on
THE Unique Priesthood of Christ"
Communion service $3.50 pm. At the
evening service the pastor will preach
on The Possibilities of the Spoken
Gospel"
Evening star., 1933-09-09
TAKE PARENTS TO FAIR

Children Win Trip in Boston
Newspaper Contest.
CHICAGO R.-Usually the parents
bring the children to the Worlds Fair.
but that's not the way 1t worked out
with Lorraine Lemire, 8, of Manchester,
N. H., and Kenneth Jones, Z, Of Rum
ford, r. I.
They won Boston newspaper con-
test as the most typical New England
boy and girl and trip to the fair as
their prizes. They got permission to
bring their parents.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
Last Union Service.

Page NICK. Etchison, religious work
director Of they. M. C. A., will be
the speaker at the final union service
of the southeast group of churches
tomorrow evening in the Trinity Meth
odist Episcopal Church. Rev. Dan L.
Ennis is the pastor.
Other churches participating are the
Washington Church Of the Brethren,
Rev. F. F. Holsopple; North Carolina
Avenue and First Methodist Protestant,
Rev. George E. Brown and Rev. c. L.
Dawson: Metropolitan Presbyterian,
Rev. Freeley Rohrer.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
Congress Street NJ. p.

The Harrison Bible Glass will meet
tomorrow at GAS am. NJ E. Milstead
will have charge of the lesson and
give short talk on it. NJ A. Smith
will speak on How to Be a Friend"
All men are welcome.
DR.. H;rl A. Kester. the pastor, will
preach at IL am on The Church
and Worship" and at pm. on The
Church and What a Member Should
Do"
Evening star., 1933-09-09
Chevy Chase Presbyterian.

DR.. j. Hillman Hollister, who has
been in Maine, returned Wednesday
evening and will speak tomorrow morn
ing.
The collegians, one Of the first groups
CT the church to begin a Fall work, will
go to Capon Lake Inn, at 1ntermont,
W. Va, to spend the week end. There
will be series of out-of of-door events
and an address by Judge G. Kerr
Kump.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
lincoln Road M. E.

"Glory in the Church" Is the topic
Of Rev. Walter F. Atkinson, pastor, to-
morrow at II am. At the vesper serv-
ice from 7 to p. m. the topic is An
mpertinent Question" The depart
ment of the church school will assist.
The September board meeting has been
omitted.
Fifteenth Street Presbyterian.
DR.. H. B. Taylor, pastor, will have for
his subject tomorrow at II am. at COM
munion service, Appropriate Com
munion Benefits" Reception Of new
members. Music by the choir under
direction Miss Allen, organist.
Twelfth Street Christian.
The pastor, Rev. j. F. Whitfield. will
preach tomorrow at IL am. Com
munion at noon. Special gospel sing
ing, conducted by Rev. o. D. Grahder-
son, and sermon by ]. B. Eubanks at
pm.
Evening star., 1933-09-09
All Saints Episcopal.

The rector. Rev. Henry Teller Cooke,
will have for his subject tomorrow at
IL o'clock, The World Needs Faith"
There will also be service at 7:30
am with holy communion. The first
session of the Sunday school will be
held September II.
The Apron Table met yesterday at
the home of Mrs. Arthur B. nsley on
Western avenue.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06

The points the Prince of Wales wearing his beret
headgear the Basque of Southwestern France
His Royal Hghness who interests himself unsetishy and
constantly everything that affects the welfare of the British
people, the barnyad of his home farm at
Stoke Clmsland in the Duchy of Cornwall
The spenddly bred animal that the Prince Inspecting
with his farm manager Mr. David Armand shows what can
be done for animals by wise BREEDING.
Generation after generation the best animals are selected
and the fathers and mothers of the next generation
See the difference between this beef crtter and the
"Bighorn that used to Western
lands.
This animal is practically ALL BEEF His ancestors for
generations back "a generation in the cattle family SHORTY
selected for bodies built to carry the maximum weight
Of beef and minimum of waste.
See how short the legs how the beef piled every
where.
If men knew how breed themselves well they breed
CATTLE dogs and horses Prince of Wales might be six feet
SIX broad and powerful in proportion giant Of physical
strength
But that after ALL would not do him any good You might
breed BODIES among humans by careful selection
But that isn't what counts.
To make worth while you would have to build powerful
complicated BRAINS You cannot do that and is probably
just as well that superbran development, which is called
%aepuse ~ gAJJa BE- left ten qnfll6nn Births
If super breeding possible the human would
soon become divided, forever, into mental castles.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
Won Admiration
Of Associates

When he FIRST went to the
Senate, 20 Years ago, he
seemed rather a lonely per-
son, for he was not then
given to society, and he ap-
peared to live an almost
monastic life. He carried
himself with a dignity of
which he never could divest
himself, and he never be:
came what is popularly
called "a good mixer. - The
first impression he conveyed
was of a man hard as nails.
Briskly, silently, he went
from home to office, from
office to committee, from
committee to the Senate
taking his position and his
duties seriously and ap-
parently indifferent to hu-
man associations. The cold,
penetrating intellectually Of
his eyes and a heavy droop-
ing mustache gave him the
appearance of "a tough GUS
toner.
Almost Immediately, how.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
LISTEN, WORLD!
By Elsie Robinson

make People and Affairs fit
into pretty patterns; flying
into tantrums when they won't,
And so our dreams are spoiled
and our energies wasted, and
Life fizzles out in a fit Of
Sulks!
It needn't. Life was meant
to be grand adventure for
each one of us. And Life can
be an adventure if we'll take
it as it comes, in its infinite
variety, and not try to make
it fit our own standardized no
tionS.
Things don't turn out as you
thought they would? People
don't act as you believe they
should? Well, what of it.?
Life is like that.
LIFE ISN'T A PICTURE
PUZZLE, WITH NEAT BITS
WHICH YOU CAN FIT INTO
THEIR PLACES IF YOU'LL
KEEP TRYING. LIFE IS A
GOING CONCERN, ALWAYS
CHANGING, ALWAYS UP
SETTING OLD ORDERS AND
CREATING NEW ONES. YOU
WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO
RSTAND LIFE OR
MANAGE OR ME- SURE 1T.
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE
TO PUT THE PIECES ALL
TOGETHER.
THEN STOP TRYING!
TAKE LIFE AS 1T COMES!
Will it come topsy-turvey?
Will it raise Cain with your
pretty plans and your neat no
tions? Undoubtedly it will
and thereby deal your laziness
and stupidity and complacent
conceit many a mean jolt.
But what if it does? You
can't grow, unless you're jolted.
And if things always happened
the way you wanted them to
happen, what adventure would
there be in living?
so TAKE LIFE AS IT
COMES, WITH ALL IT'S SUR
PRISES, ITS SHOCKS, ITS
ADVENTURES!
Stop thinking that you must
judge, must punish, must take
a stand about things" because
they don't suit you. Accept
Life at is IS, and People as
they ARE. though they be a mil
lion miles from what you ex-
pected them to be.
And what will happen? Do
this for one week, and discover
what will happen!
For one week, take as your
philosophy these words: LIFE
IS LIKE THAT"
Say those words. Believe
them. Act on them. Meet every
unpleasant and upsetting ex-
perience with those words.
Do your duty, of course: but,
having done it, don't try to run
the rest Of the show. Just let
the show proceed, while you
watch it. enjoy it or profit by
it. Then take a check on your.
self. See what those three
words have done to your life in
one week.
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED!
Copyright, 1898, King Features
s2ndteates SAesA e.,
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
ONCE OVERS

A man marries for peace and
comfort at home, far oftener
than for any other reason-com-
fort and companionship is what
he Graves.
II they do not get it at home,
many men are not strong enough
in character not to seek it else
where, either in games or other
society.
When his home is in a tumult,
dlsorderly and complaints and
dissatisfaction greet him at the
door, no wonder he becomes
belligerent.
Screeching and loud talking
quarrels and spatting and moth
erS who have not the good sense
to manage their children so as
to bring peace to a tired hus-
band, are certainly not making
rough places smooth for hus-
bands.
Copyright, 1888, King Features
Syndicate, 1nc,a
The Washington times., 1933-03-06

icy, and Vir- ELSIE ROBINSON
tue Always Triumphed?
Why can't People behave as
you learned they should? For
doesn't everyone know that Wo-
men Are Naturally Sweet, Timid,
Patient and Pure-far, far purer
than men? And doesn't every
one know that Men Are Nat
urally Brave, Reckless, Resource
ful and Strong-far, far stronger
than women?
Long ago you learned all that.
And if everything and every
body would act according to
schedule, how simple and de-
lightful life would be. But in
stead, see what really happens!
Like as not. Virtue DOESN'T
triumph and Honesty DOESN'T
pay! And the worst people turn
out to be the kindest-and the
best ones are the meanest in a
pinch! And tiny, weak women
often have more courage, and
sometimes more cruelty, than
great, big two-hundred pound
men! And men who look like
gorillas are apt to be 10 times
as tender hearted as ladies who
look like madonnas.
In short, you never can tell.
Nothing happens as you thought
it would.
You can't believe a word you
were taught! Everything's a
mess and you haven't an ideal
left!
Is that how you feel, now
that you've put school books
away and are facing the
World AS Is? Probably. Most
of us do feel that way. And
most of us go through life
feeling that way; trying to
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
A Peaceful Home

A grumbling and complaining
wife can do more to upset a hus-
band and unfit him for his
daily work than most any other
force.
Most men are SO troubled in
their business life that they
consider it the last straw to get
home to a nagging, out-of-sorts
wife.
Nerves on edge don't need
much to jump out of control.
It must be admitted that
wives, especially those with
young children. have much to
disturb them, from their point
Of view.
But husband must make liv-
ing for his dear ones and so do
mestic troubles are really minor
in comparison with those that
greet the man outside in his
whole family
The Washington times., 1933-03-06

them to do
shocking, in
con S i S t e n t
things t h a t
are all con-
trary to the
rules!
Why can't
Life turn out
as you were
told it would?
Re m e m b e r
W h a t ou
w e re told?
How Honesty
Was Always
the Best Pol
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
A Thorough
Jeffersonian

He was a thorough Jeffer-
sonian, of whom there are
too few in public life today.
He was one Of those real
progressives that somehow
have escaped the charge of
demagogy. He knew pre-
cisely the rights Of prop
erty, and, in his orderly
legally-trained mind, he
knew that these rights must
be protected. He never was
a wrecker of anything that
was legitimate.
But he also knew that
the primary purpose of gov
ernment is to protect men
in their inalienable right to
life, liberty and the pursuit
of happiness. That made
him primarily a champion
Of the rights of man.
He was militantly opposed
to privilege in any form,
and in favor of equal rights
under equitable laws. He
had the keen penetration
which could trace unerr-
ingly the source of our
evils-and he was a cold,
relentless enemy of these.
That is the reason the ma
tion has suffered a real ca
lamity in his death just as
he was about to become the
first law officer Of the Re-
public.
Historically his place is
fixed. There may be some
thing called "history" that
may have the impudence to
gloss over the story of the
reforms he forced, but no
such "history" would be
worth the paper it is printed
on. When honestly, and
with fidelity to truth, the
story is written of the last
II years, I am persuaded
that the one name that will
stand out most luminously
will be that of Tom Walsh.
There is no need to re-
view these services to the
nation.
If the nation has forgot
ten them it is hardly worth
the saying.
| have preferred here to
discuss rather the personal
traits, the human qualities
of Tom Walsh-the man.
To the nation he had be-
come "an institution; n
those who knew him weh,
he was just a man, and a
man Of the sort that re-
fleets honor on humanity.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
An egotistical actor had a
birthday last week and cele-
brated it by wiring himself a

telegram of congratulations. He
sent it collect and then re-
fused to pay for the message
when it arrived.
The number of radio Groom
ers is increasing all the time.
Nowadays, what's not worth
saying is sung.
Copyright. 1893. King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
WISE WORDS

The greatest fault in pene-
tration is not the not reach
ing the mark, but overshoot-
ing it.
Envy is destroyed by true
friendship, and coquetry by
true love.
It is almost always the fault
Of the lover not to know
when be is no lo4seg loYed.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
Forever Improving
New York spent one week looking at new
The Public's Debt to Industrial Laboratories

1855 automobiles IN the big show Alfred p SOan Jr for
General Motors, showed sxteen-cyinder Cadillac
machine, like battehip than an automobile nearly as
long as automobiles LOOK in pictures
Mr. A. R. Erskine showed the extraordinarily
unusual Pierce Arrow vehicle that the world seen It
looked like new idea just arrived from the planet Mars and
cannot well be described Only five to be made in 1885,
price $4,000 EACH
We are having depression, but the auto
mobile industry does not ying That is fortunate
for future prosperity will rest work done by scientific
laboratories in such General Electric Standard
OIL automobile plants and others.
While theorists talk about the Course of technocracy" in
dustria laboratories with their discoveries laying
the foundation for prosperity such this country has
Norway announces full recovery from the
harmful effects of prohibition abolished time since The
system Of State control and local option working well; with
little drunkenness, much less than under prohibition
How long will it take this country recover completely
from prohibition? Will fooishy high taxation on beer make
system?
How long will it take this country to get rid of the wave
Of organized crime that with prohibition bootleg
ging?
Wisdom would tax HEAVILY the whiskies,
gins and other alcoholic poson them of existence
possible while taxing lightly beer and light wine that rarely
lead to drunkenness
Russia and Poland have signed peace pact
agreeing to settle everything by arbitraton-NO WAR
This pact makes Poland safe her eastern frontier able
to concentrate her energies upon Germany in the Poland
Corridor" controversy Rumania also sitting under the
shadow of the great bear, doesn't like Poland
agreement Nothing that Russia does just now has much
meaning regards foreign lands Wise Stain will first nut
his house in order Then Europe will hear him. or his
successors
That justice in America is not quite power
less is proved in the of gangser named Salvatore
spae one Of two selected Intellectually to find the
bergh baby spitae charged with murder and he
free BUT before he went the Magistrate asked cold Are
you chewing gum?" No "Are you chewing gum?
If you are remove it at once
The gangster removed the gum, which you may
not always easy convenient short notice.
Gangsters may get away" with murder, but not with
gum.chewing.l
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
NEW YORK, N. "a dumb
little chorus girl from Broadway
went out West recently where
she visited a rodeo. She was

thrilled to death as she had
never seen any cowboys wear
ing chaps. They certainly
must be he-men," she remarked,
when the hair on their legs
grows right out through their
trousers"
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
Pleased When
Called "Tom"

udC year Wueu uo was
presiding with such consum-
mate skill and perfect fair
ness over the national con-
vention in Madison Square
Garden I wrote a sketch Of
him in action for the edi-
torial page of the New York
Evening World in which |
spoke of him as "Tom"
Walsh. " 1t was some time
later that he wrote me about
it, expressing his pleasure
because l had called him
plain "Tom. There was
something strangely wistful
in his comment that so few
people called him plain
"Tom' when there was
nothing he wanted more.
After that-my first dis
covely that beneath the cold
exterior was a warm nature
Il frequently noted this
other side of his character.
In truth I think that during
the last six years of his life
he melIowed much in his
manner. He surprised me one
night in telling of his pain in
being forced to the humilia-
tion of a public man who fig
ured disastrously in the oil
exposure. That man was
never a kindly man. He was
arrogant and insolent when
on top. No one could have
been associated with him in
a public way and have
formed any personal attach
ment for him. But Walsh
was compelled to ask him
devastating questions when
he was broken on the wheel,
sick, ruined, and as he told Of
his pain in pressing him for
answers that would wreck
him, it was easy to see from
his manner that he really had
felt it. But there was a
Cato-like austerity about him
that could not compromise
with wrong.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06

ever, he won the admira-
ton of his associates be-
cause Of his mind. It TOOK
a longer period of associa-
ton to discover that be-
meath the outer crust he
was most human, and low
able; and after a time he
was drawn into social cir
cles, and, along with admi-
ration for his mind went
affection for his human
qualities.
Wanted to Be Liked and
Trusted by Party
I never have been able to
understand the unfairness
Of New York city to him
during the convention at
Madison Square Garden.
He was not for Governor
Smith at the time, but that
did not matter so long as he
was fair in his decisions and
impartial in the chair. That
unquestionably he was and,
under great provocation, he
remained cool and collected.
He never was able to un-
derstand the criticism Of
him at that time.
When eight years later he
again presided over the ma
tional convention and was
deluged with congratula-
tions and praise, when the
galleries roared applause,
he was deeply moved, but
he wrote me that he was
unable to understand 1t.
And when the resolution Of
commentator Of his fair
ness and firmness was Of
fered from the platform by
Curry, of New York, every
thing was done to wipe out
the injustice Of his treat
ment at the Madison Square
Garden convention. I think
the recent Chicago conven-
ton made him very happy.
He wanted to be liked AMI
trusted by his party.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
Tom Walsh Dead:
A National Calamity
Bu Claude G.. BOperS

Author Of Jackson PERIOD The sruEge
For Democracy jefferson and Hamilton" The
Tragic "Beveridge and the Progressive Era
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
AutO-SuggestiOn

AutO-SuggeStiOn
Harry Lauder says he'll begin
tipping taxicab drivers when
street car passengers start pay
ing the motorman's fare.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
The Good Old Daze

Prohibition officers arrested
a sailor the other evening for
possessing a pint of moonshine.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
Life Is Like That

Life's always disappointing
you, isn't it? Life, and people.
Doing things you don't expect
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
MAYBE I'M WRONG!
BY John P. Medbury.'

They charged him with corn on
the COB.
The Freedom of the She's
A bachelor is a man who
picks out his own stenog-
raphers.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06

THE untimely death Of
l. Senator Thomas j.
Walsh would have been a
national calamity at any
time; it is especially so just
as he was about to assume
the duties of the Attorney
General. It is all the more
shocking because he seemed
never in better health and
spirits. Much was expected
of him in the position to
which he had been sum-
moned, and it will not be
an easy task to find his sue
cessor.
Within two weeks I have
discussed Senator Walsh in
these columns, and there is
no need for repetition now.
I shall treasure a beautiful
letter he sent me after some
friends had called his atten-
ton to it. That letter with
other things is interesting to
me in their revelation of a
side to Tom Walsh that the
public generally did not
realize. He was exteriorally
coldly intellectual. Emotion
alism never, or very seldom,
crept into his speeches. He
was coolly, relentlessly log
ical. He spoke incisively in
hard tones. His eyes, when
he was in action, were coldly
intellectual. And most peo-
pie thought he was cold. |
thought so for years after [
first knew him-until 1924.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
The Crack of the Month

Schnozzle Durante says he's
going to start talking through
his nose as soon as he gets a
bigger vocabulary.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
PitifuI Cases

Pitiful Cases
The lazy fellow who's deathly
afraid of work ever since it
killed his wife.
The Washington times., 1933-03-06
he Freedom of the She's
Take It or Leave It

Abe Lyman has solved the
appointment problem. He makes
dates with five different girls
at five different places at five
different times and then goes
out with the first one who shows
IN
The Washington times., 1933-03-06

Jack Pearl went shopping yes
terday and bought a beautiful
new bureau for his collar but
ton to roll under.