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Evening star., 1933-03-24
D. A. V. CHIEF ATTACKS
SLASH FOR VETERANS
Conley Declares Economy Measure
Was "Whelped and Succored"
by Chamber or League.
Blythe Associated Press.

Blythe Associated Press.
NEW YORK, March 24.-William
Conley of Los Angeles, national COM
mander of the Disabled American Vet
Grams, assailed the Roosevelt economy
bill and the National Economy League
wednesday night in an address before
disabled veterans of the metropolitan
area
THE Disabled American Veterans,
like other veterans organizations he
said. lis not a political body, but its
members are a body polite, and We
have been forced into politics to pro-
tect ourselves. BY their votes shall We
know them, and you should forget all
party lines in following this rule"
Organizations that in6orsed the econ
omy bill, Conley declared, were
"whelped and succored" by the United
States Chamber of Commerce or the
National Economy League.
membership in the league is not
as fashionable as it used to be-" he
continued. II see that Gen. Harbord
has dropped out and Gen. Pershing re-
Gently found he was too busy to keep
up his membership"
Evening star., 1933-03-24
INDICTED PAIR DENIES
C0UNTERFEITING CHARGE
"Count' Won Buelow and DR.. Bur
tan of New York Named
at Chicago.
BY the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press
CHICAGO. March 24-"Count" En-
rique Dechow Won Buelow and DR..
Valentine G. Burtan of New York. were
Jointly charged with possession and in
tent to pass four $100 counterfeit bills,
b. the Federal grand jury Wednesday.
Arraigned before Federal Judge
Charles E. Woodward, DR.. Burtan
pleaded not guilty and the case was
continued to March 80, when it will be
set for trial. Won Buelow, who has
been held in the county Jail for three
months for failure to give bond, also
pleaded not guilty. Burtan is at liberty
under SIS 900 bond
Evening star., 1933-03-24
HEADS NATIONAL CITY

NEW YORK. March "a P).-Elec-
tion of Joseph P. Ripley, vice president
of the National City Co., as executive
vice president in charge Of the organi-
zation's activities was announced yes
te"day.
Since February 81, when Charles E.
Mitchell resigned as chairman and
Hugh S. Baker as president, Horace C.
sylvester, ir.. had been the ranking
executive officer. Sylvester was indicted
Evening star., 1933-03-24

Tuesday on charge of third-degree
forgery resulting from his recent testi-
mony before a Senate committee.
Evening star., 1933-03-24

Who will celebrate his 93d birthday
anniversary tonight with family din
An advance celebration was held last
night at the home of his daughter,
Mrs; William A. Boss, 54o9 Thirty
ninth street. He and his wife. Mrs
Miss Caroline B. Parker, New York;
two granddaughters, Miss Marion Boss
and Mrs. Graham Butts, and 2-year-
old great-granddaughte Dorothy Butts.
Star Staff Photo
Evening star., 1933-03-24
PORTER ENTERS POLITICS
Co1ored Man Becomes Candidate
for Mayor Of Pocatello, Idaho.

POCATELLO, Idaho, March "a R.-
B. B. Jones, colored, former railroad
porter, has announced he will seek
the nomination for mayor of Pocatello
on the Republican ticket, subject to the
city convention.
In his announcement he asserted he
wished to run as a member Of the
Grand Old Party that gave my race
their freedom" He also said he would
withdraw If any other man comes In
the field believe cannot beat"
Mayor T. G. Coffin, Democrat, re-
signed to take a seat in Congress.
Evening star., 1933-03-24
Prohibition in Gold Camps.

SANTIAGO, Chile R.-Dry zones
have been ordered at all gold mining
areas as result of widespread drunk
enness and mushroom growth of
saloons IN the boom towns. First dry
zones were at the Andacollo field in the
north, but now the order hits camps
throughout the country.
Evening star., 1933-03-24

Children under three years Of age are
exempt from the tax on those living in
hotels or pensions in France.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29

Prescription. Read what Mrs. A. J.
Dawson of 811 l St. S. E., says:
"During middle life was nervous felt weary
and depressed, would have heat flashes and
had a misery in the small of my back. 1
would get headaches and dizzy spells, too.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription helped tc
correct these complaints and brought me safely
through that trying period"
Write DR.. Pierce's Clinic, Buffalo, N. Y
H you want free medical advice.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
GARDENS LURE.
FIRST LADY
HELENE

Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt will
make an inspection tour of the
subsistence gardens Of the District
Committee on Unemployment TO-
morrow at II a. m.
Accompanying Mrs. Roosevelt
will be Mrs. Frederick H. Brooke,
chairman of the garden subcom-
mittee; Ernest Daniel, chairman
of the full committee, and Major
Daniel P. Donovan, director Of the
committee.
The gardens are located at
Twenty-sixth Street and Benning
Road Northeast, First and K
Streets Southwest; Tunlaw Road
and Thirty-ninth Street North
west, and Forty-eighth Street and
Conduit Road Northwest. More
than 100 acres are now under
cultivation by the unemployed to
whom the gardens are let without
cost, and approximately $4,000
worth of produce is expected to
be raised.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
SWANSON
To Be SPEAKERS.

CONTINUED from Local PGse)
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier by
the District Department of Veter-
ans of Foreign Wars, o. w. Hol-
lingsworth, commander presiding.
Participating in the ceremonies
will be the American Legion and
the Disabled American Veterans
of the World War. Similar
wreathS will be placed at the
Maine Memorial in Arlington
Cemetery and on the tomb of the
Unknown Soldiers Of the Civil
War. Services will be held, also,
in the World War section of the
cemetery.
The United States Navy Band.
conducted by Lieut.. Charles Ben
ter, will provide the music at the
services at Hains Point at 10
a. m. under auspices of the Ad-
miral Robert E.. Peary Ship No.
427, Veterans of Foreign Wars.
F. E. Alsop, past captain, will pre-
side, and the address will be
made by P. G. Cronan, past ma
tional president of the Fleet Re
serve Association.
Poppy Anchor Rite
A poppy anchor, presented by
Secretary Swanson, will be cast
on the Potomac in memory of
those who died at sea in the
service of their country.
For those who plan to observe
Memorial Day at their radio,
General Pershing, under auspices
of the American Legion, will
speak at 4 o'clock in the after
noon over N. B. C. He will be
introduced by Frank Samuels, In
dianapolis, national adjutant of
the Legion and the Army Band
will provide a program of patri-
Otic music,
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
COUNTY ISSUES
BEER PERMITS

Of the 10 protested beer appli-
cations in Montgomery county
only three were refused licenses
by the Maryland Beer Board after
r:viewing all of the cases and
hearing witnesses.
Those denied are Matthew L.
Kohlhoss, of Poolesville, who
sought off and on sale licenses;
Joseph R. Lovett, of Bethesda,
who wanted an on sale permit,
and Paul Leon Whorton, of Ken
sington, an off sale permit.
Clayton K. Watkins, clerk of
the Circuit Court, who has al
ready issued five permits by order
of the beer board, prepared 13
more Saturday. The latest batch
includes:
Morris Gurevich, Travilah, off
sale; Marry E. Miller, Glen Echo,
off and on sale; J. Moses Edla-
witch, off sale, Silver Spring;
Annie T. Lewis, Glen Echo, off
and on sale; Nick Bougades, Ia
koma Park. off and on sale; Mrs.
Southey Carroll, Burtonville, on
sale; Stephen John LaScole, Ia
koma Park, off sale Nora c. Gle
mentS, Takoma Park, on sale;
Clarence A. Champman, Garrett
Park Road, Kensington, off sale;
Samuel S. Sheppard, Glen Echo,
on sale, and Edward r. Carr,
Chevy Chase, on sale.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
PASTORS GROUP
SEEKS To BAR
REFERENDUM
Lords Day Alliance Leader
Ignores Debate Challenge
on HyattSviIIe Issue

The unanimity of mass meet
ing to crystalline sentiment in
favor of retention of Maryland's
blue laws, held last night in the
Masonic Hall, Hyattsville, was dis
turbed by the appearance OF
John w. Cleaton, Linn A. E. Gale
and other officers of the Associa-
ton Opposed to Blue Laws.
Challenge to Debate
The Hyattsville meeting was
called by the Ministerial ASSocia.
ton of the town and was featured
by the presence of the Rev. w. W.
Davis, secretary of the Lords
Day Alliance of Maryland.
Mr.. Cleaton, an attorney who
lives in Chevy Chase, challenged
the Rev. Mr.. Davis to a debate on
Sunday laws, but to date has re-
ceived no reply.
Referendum Issue
Under the law recently adopted
by the Maryland legislature, the
mayor and common council OF
Hyattsville are empowered to vote
on whether to allow voters in the
town to hold a referendum on
Sunday movies.
The mass meeting yesterday was
to show sufficient strength to
scare off the newly elected regime,
headed by DR.. Hillary T. Willis,
and thus stop the referendum,
foes Of the blue laws declared.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
FIREMEN'S PARTY

The Upper Marlboro Volunteer
Fire Department will hold a card
party in Trinity Hall, Upper Marl-
boro, Saturday night.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
SENATE WEIGHS
SUPPLY BILL

The independent offices supply
bill, into which is written pro-
visions of the utmost Importance
to Government employees, is
scheduled to be taken up in the
Senate this afternoon.
When the measure passed the
House it provided that executive
officers, when discharges were
necessary, dismiss employees on
the basis of State apportionment.
The Senate Appropriations Com
mittee eased this provision so
that efficiency and State appor-
tionments would be taken into
consideration in the event of dis
missals.
The Senate Committee also re-
vised a House provision, which
ordered that an employe who had
served 80 years and then "in-
voluntarily" retired be paid a
retirement annuity, as now writ
ten the section makes it applic-
able to voluntary retirements as
well.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
NEW MARYLAND
SUPER-ROADS
PROPOSED
D. C.-DeIaWare Links in Plan
Submitted Governor Ritchie
BY Martin, Plane Builder

A plan is under consideration
today for a system Of super-high-
ways $50 feet wide across Mary
land, leading from the District
Of Columbia to the Delaware
State line, including new Wash
ington roads.
The plan was submitted yester-
day to Governor Albert C. Ritchie
of Maryland and Mayor Jackson
Of Baltimore, by Glenn l.. Martin,
Baltimore airplane builder.
From Works Fund
Although Martin did not specify
in what way the funds were to be
procured, it was understood he
had in mind the cost would
come out Of Maryland's share Of
the pending $4,000, 100000 public
works program.
Martin proposes a new Wash
ington highway which would run
in a direct line from the District
of Columbia line to point near
PumphrieS Station, where it
would veer right through the
Fairfield area.
Connecting Link
It, is also proposed to construct
a bypass either by bridge or tun-
mel across the Patapsco River,
the widening of the Annapolis
Boulevard, the Grain Highway,
and a connecting road between
the Washington Boulevard and
the proposed new Washington
road.
There is also a provision for
a superhighway beginning at. the
George Washington-W Wakefield
Memorial Bridge and continuing
through La Plata, Brandywine,
Upper Marlboro and over the
Grain Highway.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
[Il3a! Dnes need you I
YOU dare not fail them

YOU dare not fail them
MO ONE has to tell you that mental distress
IN and nervous strain, overwork. colds, the
"au," sickness or deficient diet weaken the body.
You can teeLH
Now medical science attributes that tired
worn-out-let-down feeling to deficient hemo-glo-
bin (skin and tissue pirifer) in the blood-so
necessary for carrying the vital oxygen from the
lungs to all parts of the body-eOen to the Sktn-
and in throwing off body poisons.
Even sufficient and well balanced diet cannot
properly noursh the body, unless the blood con-
tains sufficient hemo- glo-bin.
Today tens of thousands take a course of S.S.S.
Tonic once or twice year to regain lost strength
restore the appetite and to clear up the skin
Take SSS. just before meals. No need to
change your diet :. s.S.S. will not interfere
with any other medicine you may be taking.
You will be happy with the beneficial results OBJ
tanned. Start taking it today. At all drug stores
in two convenient sizes. The larger size is more
economical. @ The S.S.S Co.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29

cream festival on the church
grounds on Columbia Pike June
2, from 7 to 10 p. m.
Fancy articles will also be on
sale.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
LUNCHEON PARTY

The Cabin John (Md0 Home
Demonstration Club will hold a
luncheon card party, Thursday
at / p. M, in the home room
at the school.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
CHURCH BENEFIT

The Alpha Community Club, Of
OXon Hill, will hold a card party
for the benefit of st. BarnabaS
Church, Clinton, on June 2,
The Washington times., 1933-05-29

Noar.ArvnuMaM.
May 20. 1888

uuuvs CONTRIBUTION TO THE MOTOR CAR
:, .ma doubt to hear very ~ ~
goes ~ ,,noms "driving qualities" are not
A Tho manufacturer creates or evolves ~
A'' - .-4oras+ him. entirely by the '0SO "
US Results:
" Driva the Fordv- g you Will f1"0 'D
a. smoothness. its design anu A' ~
methods Of manufacture -, oo,,d sav at he drive
Tnere horsepower I'VE 00uA0 0' na mettle
E0Wo-. weight to pull 0iouAN' ~
0N0 response-1s ra1neF '0~N
- o,r on eaAA0"
Mileagei partly matter -
any ~ FordV- II 10 ~ ~A1Oo
u - or eooromv noton matter Oh luol ,.,.,
" 0o - -. .,eo economical in complete sense-
maint 49,, Tho motor must
eeR also good-1ookng view the S0F0 w ~
u oomment on its fine on.nued
also is woman concern In 'O 'o
~ WAGON a Comfort IS a qualify ~
~0'O There is no comfort without 4
" havea all the other 1ne'0O
safety rooniness and 00n'e"A
E~1 &~(
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
GUILD TO MEET

The st. George Guild, Of Sea-
brook, Md, will meet in the home
of Mrs. George Weed, ST., Thurs
day afternoon.
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
LADIES TO FEAST

The Ladies Aid Society of the
Arlington Presbyterian Chur C h
will hold a strawberry and ice
The Washington times., 1933-05-29
9ss e.: Rundown, Nervous ?

MA N Y women
1V1 are ubled
with monthly bear
ing = down pains
weakening drains,
backache or side
ache, 'heat flashes"
nervousness. T h ey
should t ke DR..
Pierce's Favorite
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04

HERE TOMORROW
KEY WEST. TEAM TO MEET
SLUGGERS AND Pr
| RATES CLUB

The Key West team is sched-
uled for another doubelheader at
the navy field tomorrow after
noon. They will meet the Slug
gers in the first game and stack
up against Mendoza's Pirates in
the second setto.
A victory tomorrow will almost
assure the Pirates OF the first half
pennant as they are winning five
games and losing but one. The
schedule, which is divided into two
parts, shows that each club will
have played a total of twelve
games when the first half term
mates.
The Young sluggers, second
place team, have yet a slight
chance to climb to the top. Its
chances largely depending on the
outcome of tomorrow's games.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
High School Class
Arranges Boxing Bouts
(By School Reporter)

The Junior Class of the Key
West High School announces a
series of boxing bouts in the High
School gym, March 6, at 2 p.
M.
There will be a series of pre-
liminary bouts between a group of
junior fighters in addition to two
main bouts. The main bouts are
William Gates VS.. Albert Arno,
and Galen Lund VS.. James Wat
kins.
The gate opens sharply at p. m.
AS this is the first trial at box
ing, everyone predicts the Juniors
a success.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
CLASSIFIED
COLU NJ N
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

n
Advertisements under this head
will be inserted in The Citizen at
the rate of 1c a word for each in
sertion,, but the minimum for the
first insertion in every instance is
25c.
Payment for classified adver-
tisements is invariably in advance,
but regular advertisers with ledger
accounts may have their advertise
ments charged.
Advertisers should give their
street address as well as their tele-
phone number if they desire re-
suits.
With each classified advertise
ment The Citizen will give free an
|Autostrop Razor Outfit. Ask for
it.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
BUSINESS men
OF ORLANDO ARE
DOHERTY GUESTS
PAY GOOD WILL VISIT TO MI
AMI: ARRANGE FOR PAR
TIcIPATIoN IN ALL-FLoRI-
DA DAY, MARCH 10
Especial to The citizenl

MIAMI, Fla, Feb. 28.--Or-
lando business men paid a good
will visit to Miami and were en-
tertained at the Miami Bilt111ore
country club by Henry L. Doher-
ty. president of the Florida Year
Round Clubs.
While here the Orlando dele
cation conferred with Greater Mi
ami merchants in planning Or
lando's participation in AlI-Florida
Doherty Day March 10, which will
honor the states new business
leader and lay groundwork for a
statewide advertising and pub
lefty program.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
TODAy'S BIRTHDAYS

DR.. Richard C. Tolman. famed.
California Institute of Technology
physicist, born at West Newton,
Mass, SO years ago.
General Charles p. Summerall,
U. S, A.. retired Chief of Staff.
born at Lake City, Fla, 66 years
ago.
Brand Whitlock, Toledo, Ohio
author and one-time Ambassador
to Belgium, born at Urbana, Ohio,
GO years ago.
DR.. John H. Wigmore. noted
Northwestern University dean
emeritus of law, born in San Fran
cisco, 20 years ago.
Francis White, of Maryland, As
sistant Secretary Of State. born in
Baltimore, Al years ago.
Charming Pollock, New York
administrations, born in Wash
ington, SD years ago.
Thomas S. Stribling, Tennessee
novelist. born at Clifton. Tenn,
I52 years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
ssseeseeeseee.eeeeeeee
VALIANT DUST

b PereS~AG ChrisfopIer Wres -sf1i

SYAf,f SIS III - ~, Ii, fEs
Intrigue auIiasf F'ssfHtt "a M f,Ha
del 81 uekaese A there dit mr. s6Hut
Tesgs The knm az uskTzsea.
Haisuf his son. aud sfa16f fuHoie0n
Rifz-oH or the F8refUa Leg;0H
cdJspcd mt fdT HIDHy e0Hdacl The
chief Intrigue BeHtaih the sur
fnee there IN The iOVe ~ KatsAi tor
JHlss AaiiDHl's EllsIish i0ifs Mar
0erft A Ter 9esttaa Jules drunk.
Rofsssf friGhfcHs NIrgdyet bu en-
feriB8 her ROOM Jules mother TO
schDm Mdrgafef tells the fnctdent. 70
furious az Adr0aret for DrOtesfiAg.
and tells Jules Mdr1uret has ea-
dcFgered all their positions tci:h
fhe pOInerfni Rnis'il Henntchile
Mdrgqref icdifs i1t her HlotheF-t't-
lars rOOm.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
DOUBLE WEDDING BELLS

PHILADELPHIA. Pa.shortly
after Leon nesks 81 this city.
selected Mary 1Iginski as ahe
enc and oHIy.T be introduced hsz
widowed naother To Mars father
and now wedding bells are due 70
raag fos both eoagiez.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04
FLOWERS, ETc.-FoR SALE
ROSE BUSHES TEN CENTS
EACH

TWO YEAR OLD, Budded,
Monthly Boomers, Red-White-
Pink yellow, order by Colors.
will send varieties best suited
for your climate. No order ac-
copied for less than ten plants.
If not satisfactory, money re-
funded. Money order please.
ROSE HILL FARM "S', Flint,
Texas. mar4-1tx
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04

Eczema ON Feet.-Ore man says
he had 1t over twenty years and
that one bottle Imperial Eczema
Remedy cured him. Druggists are
authorized to refund your money II
it ;fails.--Advt.
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Notice To Subscribers

Please be prompt in paying
the carrier who delivers your
paper. He pays The Citizen
Is cents n week for the pa.
per and sells IL 20 you for 20
eents. His profit for seliver-
ing IL S cents weekly on each
subscriber. IL he is net paid
he loses. Not The Citixen.
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FOUND

BLUE PARAS0L, left at Renedo
Bldg, last Saturday. Owner
may have same by calling at
Citizen Office and paying for
this ad. mar4- 1t
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HELP WANTED

MEN AND WOMEN for work
that is dignified and profitable.
Part or full time, local people
or tourist. Write Rev. j. E..
Barbee, Jacksonville, Fla.
mar4-2tx
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FEMALE HELP WANTED

EXTRA DOLLARS COUNT
Steady incomes for married
and single women showing the
gorgeous new Sedler line of
Spring and Summer Dresses.
Beautiful Sample OUTFIT
FREE. Sedler Frocks, Dept. III,
Cincinnati. Ohio. nlar4-itx
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PRIVATE SCHOOL

TUTORING AND COACHING
Individual instruction and
Night Glasses. Business school
and Languages. Corner Grim
nell and Washington SITS.
mar4-Itx
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HELP wANTED--MALE

WANT STEAMSHIP JOB? GOOD
PAY. Write for free list.
Oceanic Instruction Bureau,
The Comstoek, Port Chester,
n. Y. mari-itx
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04

They're off. And puff's horse il
LETT far in the rear.
" You're dead on your feet - says
the Piggy, that's clear
Won may rot be able 10 keep up
ths pace.
Dus fram here where | sit I at
tcAsa see the race
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-03-04

FURNISHED HOUSE, modern
conveniences, electric refrig-
orator, radio, garage, very
reasonable, 1113 Grinnell. APP
ply SPA Francis street. mari
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TODAY I'm HISTORY

l7S9---The Constitution. rati-
fled by the requisite number of
States, became the organic law Of
The Republic.
1sai--Vermont admitted 10
Statehood.
I932-Senate voted an investi-
CATION of stock exchanges.
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CHICK

SOUTHERN MATCHED. blood
tested. Missouri Reds. Barred
Rocks. White Rocks. Wyan-
dottes, lo0--S6.45; Heavy as
sorted S5.75. Prepaid; live de-
livery. Southern Hateheries,
jacksonville. Fla.
febiS-25 mark
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT--Furnished apart
ments, $500 to $500 per
month. Trevor and Morris, OPP
posite new Post Office.
feb1
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RADIO REPAIRING

RADIO REPAIRING. We repair
all makes. Guaranteed service,
j. l. Showers Music Co. jan2s
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Subscribe for The Citizen zoe
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Margaret meets surprising
man. Monday. and IL offered aid.
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$780, 80 :
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iIaf0Atetrr t4t d Il. 81. te,iay.
Sea level. 30.1I.
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
A SARCASTIC ROoTER

A girl, new to baseball affairs,
Saw men yell and stand on the
chairs:
Are you rooting?" she said,
To one wild-eyed and red.
And he shrieked. "No, I'm saying
my prayers"
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03

Aren't you afraid you'll catch
cold at the ball with this costume
only painted on?"
"Yes Perhaps you'd better paint
me a shawl around my shoulders"
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
NOT AN ACTIVE MEMBER

Bessie-Is Mrs. Ballot an active
member Of our Woman's Demo-
cratic club?
Clara-No; you never hear her
mention dress or theaters or card
parties-iust talks politics all the
time.
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
NATURAL RESULT

Once a friend of mine and |
agreed that 1t would be helpful for
each of us to tell the other all our
faults"
How did il work r.
"We haven't spoken for five
years"
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
UNFORTUNATE WISH

well, Mary, | hear you are go
ing to school now. How do you
like it?'
81 don't like 1t at all. | wish |
hadn't wished | was six years old"
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
OUT OF REACH

A chap who at first base was strong,
Remarked, 1T is plain I'm built
wrong,
If am to stay
Every ball sent this way
My arm should be twenty feet long"
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
POOR FELLOW

Snowman-Alas, such is life, a
Snowman today and a few bucket
fuls of water tomorrow
The Coolidge examiner., 1933-02-03
GREAT NEWS

Mr.. Fly-l see where the bobbed-
haired girls may become bald. Just
think of all the new bald heads We
can crawl overi