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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29

Plans are being completed Tor
the annual spring flower show and
plant exchange on Tuesday, May
2. The show will be held on Nam
street in the building two doors
above the Ivy Lane tea room, cor
ner of Main street and Seventh
avenue. This building is in charge
of J. H. YeltOn and use of it IS
being donated to the ladies for
this occasion.
Much interest is being shown
in the flower exchange as well as
the showing of the flowers so
abundant at this season. 1t is eX-
pected that many women both
from the city and county will be
on hand with plants and shrubs
to be exchanged. This will offer
opportunity for many women to
exchange for varieties which they
do not have and will enable them
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
LINDBERGHS ARE
ON RETURN FLIGHT

LOS ANGELES. Apr. 20. (UP)
Col. and Mrs. Chas. A. Lindbergh
landed at Grand Central airport
at 3:31 p. m. yesterday, cOmplet-
ing a leisurely transcontinental
airplane trip. The last stage OF
the flight brought them from San
Bernardino with stop at Banning,
Calf, for fuel. They left yester-
day morning from Kingman, Ariz.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
SAYS SELLING BEER
MIGHT JEOPARDIzE
CHURCH MEMBERSHIP

GREENSBORO, Apr. 20. (UP)
Members of the Methodist church
who sell beer may jeopardize their
membership in the church, Bishop
Edwin ID Mouzon of Charlotte,
says in a signed statement in the
current issue Of the North Caro-
lima Christian Advocate.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
Okeh Mrs. Ross.
Director of Mint

WASHINGTON. Apr. 20 (UP)
Nellie Tayloe Ross. former COVER
nor of Wyoming, was confirmed
by the senate last night as direc-
tor Of the mint.
Mrs. Ross, who always has
taken a very prominent part in
Democratic party activities, sue
ceeds Robert j. Grant.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
BILL STILL IN
FIRST READING
Senate Sets Back Revenue
Measure by Exemption
Clause on Meats

RALEIGH, April 29.-(UP)-
The revenue bill was sent back to
first reading today when the SEN
ate adopted an amendment clarl-
flying the section which eXempts
meats from a per cent sales tan.
After disposing Of several other
amendments. the senate for the
third time adopted the entire
revenue act on first reading.
1t comes up Monday for second
reading and cannot be disposed Of
in the upper house before Tues
day.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
new SOLDIERS
AS TO
BONUS CALLED
Initiation and Farm Relief
Both Passed by
Congress
SOLDIER BONUS is
DEFEATED BY. F. D. R.

WASHINGTON, Apr. 20 (UP)
A call for a soldiers bonus DEM
onstration here by $4,000 World
war veterans was issued today by
Harold B. Foulkrod. veterans
leader, who said: "The admins
.tration has fallen down" on tho
bonus. issue.
NEW YORK, April 29.-(UP).
Stocks and commodities whirled
into new high ground for the year
today in response TO passage by
the senate of the farm bill per-
hitting broad imitation of the dol
lar. ~.
Stocks shot up / to more than
5 points in the most active Satur-
day trading in three years, and
gains steadily enhanced the list,
which closed around the best lev
els Of the day.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
Scientists Take
3rd Ave. House
Meetings To Be Held There
Beginning Sunday

The Christian Science services,
which for some time have been
held in the Arcade building on
North Main street will, beginning
Sunday. April 80, be held in the
new location, 131 Third avenue
west, near Main street. The pub
lie is cordially invited to these
services.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
PROPOSAL MADE
THROUGH DAVIS

h LONDON. April 29.-LUPl. =
The United States took the lead
in proposing a world traitf truce
today when Norman Davis, am
hassador at large, proposed to the
organizing committee of the
world economic conference that
nations-to be invited be informed
that his country advocates an eco
nomicsarmistice. June - was def
nitely set as the, tine Of conven-
ing of the conference.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
STREETS ROPED
OFF TO STOP
iowa RIOTINC.
Guardsmen Patrol Roads
With Fixed Bayonets
After so Wounded
FARMERS MASSED
AT HOME OF ONE

LIE MARS, Iowa. April %
(UP).-Four suspected men,
bers of a mob that tried to
hang Judge c. c. Bradley were
arrested by Col. Glenn c. Hayes
OF the Iowa national guard. as
the farm revolt spread today
along a l0O-mile frontier.
Thirty other members Of the
mob are still being sought.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
RENEWED MOVE.
FOR PEACE IN.
EUROPE IS Seen.
u. S. Takes Lead in Call
ing fer Tariff Truce
at London
copyright, 1893, United Press)

Copyright, 1893, United Press)
PARIS. April 29.-(UP).-A
new conference among European
powers and the United States that
would have important repercus-
siOns on the world disarmament
conference and projected CONSUL
tative pact to preserve peace Is
envisaged as the result Of CONVEX
sations between President ROoSe-
welt and eX-Premier Herriot of
France. the United Press learned
today from source close to the
French government.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
FRANCE STILL NOT
INTENDING TO PAY

PARIS. April 29E(uP(.-Ihe
French cabinet does not Intend to.
ask the chamber Of deputies to
authorize payment either of the
defaultcd war debt payment due
the United States or the install
ment due. June Is, unless there is
a promise of moratorium, indl-
eating revision. the United Press
learned today on high authority.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
WEST COAST QUAKE

LOS ANGELES, Calf, April
29.-(UP).-A mild earth tremor
shook certain sections of South
ern California shortly after 7 a,
m. TODAY.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29

PEIPING. April 29.-(UP).--
The Chinese division under COM
mand of General Yang Vi-Cho
which is occupying Lulung in
Luan River triangle attacked and
captured Iiuchlakow and is now
engaged in battle with She, Japa.
a-foF the possession Of Chen
changying. a communicate issued
by Ho Ying-Ching, Chinese min
lister of war said today.
General Ho told the United
Press, when advised of the Jap
anese threat to press on toward
Peiping. that "The Chinese will
not counter-attack, but we will
contest every inch Of the ground
and resist all their attempts to
dislodge Chinese troops in our
territory
The war minister's headquar-
ters estimated the Chinese casual
ties at and below Naintien-Men
in the last two days fighting to-
tailed upwards Of 600 men, most
of whom were killed outright.
They said the Japanese used
eight airplanes, flying low over
the lines and bombed the Chinese
infantry constantly.
The Chinese and Japanese def
nitely joined in this sanguinary
engagement when the Chinese be-
gan entrenching in their new pO-
sitions, just south of Nantien-
Men, and declared they did not
intend to retreat.
Mounted Mongols, fast riding
and fierce in battle, reinforced
the japanese infantry and artil-
CONTINUED on page three)
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
WEATHER

Generally fair tonight and
Sunday, with possible showers
Sunday night.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-29
GOOD AFTERNOON

The 1e to 1 silver proposal
might work, but it sound. like
long shot.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

observations relative to the presence of
the adult weeyil. The bait should be
applied before the weevils have had
an opportunity to lay their eggs.
One recommended bait includes 5
pounds of bran, / quart of water.
pound of sugar and Ia pound of cal
cium arsenate. The sugar is first dis
solved in the water and the bran and
water are combined. The calcium ar
senate is then mixed with the moist
bran. The bait is applied at the rate
Of one tablespoonful around the crown
to each plant.
A combination made up Of so pounds
of low grade raisins, so pounds of
shorts and s pounds of sodium fluosili-
cate Is an effective bait. The raisins
are soaked in water over night. The
sodium fluosiclicate is mixed with the
shorts and then all of the ingredients
are mixed and run through meat
grinder. Precautions should be taken
in mixing sodium fluosilicate as this
insecticide causes an Irritation to the
nasal passage, concludes Mr. Hanson.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

thousand years and then terminating,
But we have from the same firm
another bean called the yard long
bean, so named because the pod sup
posedly grows yard in length jamie
Keyes and / are raising them, and the
little rascal threatens to beat me and
grow them q yard and six inches long.
Strange as 1t is If woman touches
plant 1t responds, so she may make
good her threat.
Another bean, famous In England
and esteemed above most other beans
by all who grow and eat them, is the
Scarlet Runner. No bean is more
easily grown. 1t is semi-perreniaI and
can be planted early when other beans
would rot. 1t is as beautiful in flower
as any clematis 1t is good as a green
bean and baked or boiled as a shell
bean. 1t is prolific and has a delight
full flavor.
Hiking back to Aud Lang Syne-If
you have never tasted dish of beans
with sliced beaver tails baked with
them you have missed my ideal of
baked beans.
Stephen j. Harmeling
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

tional Bureau of Casualty and Surety
Underwriters. "All the companies can
do is to ascertain what these rates
shall be from the experience, or the
result of their insurance transactions.
1t Is mathematical process, and the
results show what the companies re-
quire in order TO continue to offer the
protection without losing money. 1t is
believed that once this fact is impress
ed upon policyholders, casualty insur-
ance costs in the United States will
come down. No company wants to in
crease rates any time, and it does so
only when 1t is compelled. The safety
campaign is the most effective medium
for making this fact clear, and for ac-
complishing the purpose
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
BEANS

This is a humble subject, but of far
reaching Importance both historically
and gastronomically.
Take for instance the Aztec bean.
A Michigan firm sells these and the
following is from their catalog: This
bean was first found in the prehistoric
cliff dwellings of Arizona. A small
party Of people were searching the
ruins for relics and dug out small
cache in which we're found three of
these mammoth beans. From these
three beans the entire present stock
sprung. So far as we know, no others
have been known to terminate"
Here in the far West we have many
fellows who can tell you the most
colorful, far reaching, genial, retro
spective presentations. But when 1t
comes to stories that go back into the
twilight period Of the dim and diY-
tant past, five thousand, maybe ten
thousand years those Michigan bean
growers have the West, and even Zane
Grey, buffaloed with royal flush and
may have the cake for the biggest
termination lie ever toldl Think of
beans, or any other seed lying In
Aztec or Toltec ruins five or ten
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
STRAWBERRY ROOT wEEvIL

The bait used for the control of the
strawberry root weevil should be sup
piled as soon as the adult weevils be-
come numerous in the field, about
June l. In some paintings it may
have been advisable to apply bait in
April provided there are enough hiber-
mating adult weevils in the field.
The main brood of weevils emerge
from the ground during the latter part
of May or the first part of June, ex-
plains Arthur ]. Hanson, entomoligist,
Western Washington experiment sta
tion, Puyallup. There is slight vari-
alton each year and in each locality.
1t is advisable for the grower to make
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
MAKE IT A SAFETY YEAR.

Every community in the United
States should conduct its own safety
campaign this summer, and each
civic association, society or club as
we'll as citizens with the well-being of
the public at heart, should take part.
The best way to reduce the number
of accidents with which this nation
is afflicted every year, is to convert
the people who have them. Safety
legislation resembles other mandatory
laws. 1t cannot be enforced If the
public does not want 1t. You can clut-
ter up the statute books with regula-
lions, but unless they are obeyed 9O,-
900 or more persons will continue to
die by mischance every year and u.s.
100000 will continue to get hurt, moro
or less severely, from all causes. With
this will come the usual economic loss
running into the billions. In automo-
bile accidents alone this loss will be
9l,UUU,UUu,UUU VI lllOlc.
This tragic situation will not clear
up until the people themselves become
safety minded. Automobiles have
been given the safest cars so far de-
vised. Perfect highways, continuous
signals with efficient, active traffic
controls coupled with rigid enforce
ment are becoming the rule, yet some
thing like $4,000 men, women and
children will be killed this year and
100000 will be injured unless the pub
lie is brought to realize that the
remedy lies in its hands. The home is
nearly as dangerous as the automobile.
That is where safety campaign
counts. 1t gets the facts to the people,
facts about home, office and factory
dangers, facts about the perils Of
sports on land, water and in the air,
and above all, facts about the terrific
toll taken by automobiles.
For years casualty insurance COM
panies have been trying to educate the
public to the fact that automobile
liability rates are made by the insured
portion Of It," says William Leslie, As
sociate General Manager Of the Ma
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

DID YOU EVER STOP
BY Edison r. Waite


Faith in the home community
should be in the heart of every citizen,
and spirit of loyalty to home in
dustries must be shown by actions as
well as words.
They always seem to be doing some
thing unusual in California. My old
friend, James Barrett, managing direc-
tor of the Oklahoma Biltmore Hotel,
tells me that the California state
legislature recently passed a bill tax
ing gasoline pumps at the rate of one
dollar per year. Jim says that he
hopes they won't put a tax on the
famous California sunshine.
From different sources come indi-
cations that might to the initiated
appear to be change of heart on the
part of Congress towards disabled
veterans.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

PEEP o. DAY DELIVERY - ONE
jump ahead of the sun. That's the
kind Of service you want and the
Post-Intelligencer is the paper that
gives 1t. We deliver to your home.
Daily and Sunday 81 a month; daily
only COO month; Sunday only, 45c
a month. Vim. Hiersch, Island agent
Phone Black 932, Portage.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

On Sunday Mrs. Kathran Hansen.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. T. Bacchus, Mr.. and
Mrs. Neil Flenner, and DR.. and Mrs.
v. G. Coutts played golf in Olympia.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

FOR RENT-Summer cottage partly
furnished, plenty of bedrooms; both
lights, water. Mrs. B. P. Nelson.
Burton, Red 110l. 34tfc
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Large modern furnished
home at Ellisport. Fireplace, wide
porches, extensive grounds; fine view
overlooks bathing beach. For sum-
mer or year round rates phone Red
876. tic
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

GENERAL TRUCKING. ALL KINDS
Of heavy hauling and moving. M. r,
Dunsford, Phone Red 1888. 12-1-tf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

PULLETS FOR SALE-l5oo early De-
cember, now laying, price $1.15 each;
1900 early February, now laying,
price 85c each; 800 April, now laying,
price SOC each. H. L. Klock, s15
Western Ave, Seattle, Wash. $3.50
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Mrs. Eva Metzenberg has accepted
the Craftsmanship of the local Red
Cross work.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
Island NeWs of Interest

Howard Hansen, of Olympia, was a
business visitor here Friday.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Mr.. John Dudley Roberts was Sun
day visitor at the home of his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. John w. Roberts.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
Classified Ads.
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-White Leghorn Matching
eggs from heavy laying Hollywood
stock; also Rhode Island Red hatch
ing eggs and Tall Telephone pea
seed. H. P. Babcock, Red 1888. 16tf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Master Raleigh Coutts submitted
Monday morning to tonsillectomy at
the hands of DR.. McMurray. He is
recovering nicely.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

AVui' hSeoShhicyei opthJ tllc Wceh-
end In Gle Elum.
Mr.. John Dudley Roberts was Sun
day visitor at the home of his parents,
Mr. and Mrs. John w. Roberts.
Master Raleigh Coutts submitted
Monday morning to tonsillectomy at
the hands of DR.. McMurray. He is
recovering nicely.
A party composed of Mrs. Anna Nc
Crary, Mrs. Mollie Sharp, Mrs. F. J.
Shattuck and Mrs. Agnes L. Smock
saw Pauline Frederick Friday evening
in "Her Majesty the Widow"
Twenty-Five young people started an
Epworth League at the M. E. church
Sunday night.
Rev. E. M RandalS son who Is
pastor Of the Green Lake NJ E. church
in Seattle spoke at our M. E. church
Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar Soike have
moved from vashon to Mrs. Wild's
ranch near Ellisport.
Announcements have been received
by Island friends Of the marriage of
Mr.. W. H. Thomas to Miss Helen Had
den which will take place June 10th
at Kensington Parish, B. G. Mr..
Thomas is a frequent visitor in the
Parker home on Maury.
Mrs. Bell, and Miss Mildred left this
week for Brush Prairie in the south
ern part of the state, where they will
spend the summer.
The Stewart and Steeple families
were among those who have made
their annual pilgrimage to see the
rhododendrons in bloom.
Soliciting for Red Cross member
ships in several of the communities is
being done by grammar school pupils.
Frank Fuller, of West Seattle, call
ed at the c. ]. Denny home wednes-
day of last week.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Louis stockmeyer spent the week.
end In Gle Elum.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Those who have driven over to see
the rhododendrons this year report
that the late spring has effected the
blossoms just as 1t has the garden
flowers.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Guests in the Metzenberg home the
latter part of last week were two
brothers of Mrs. Metzenberg, both OF
Tacoma, and Miss Mildred Hansen, of
Mount Vernon. On Sunday the Met
zenberg family and their guests drove
to Gig Harbor, where they were met
by Mrs. Nellie Edensword, Mrs. Met
zenberg's mother, and all enjoyed the
day visiting friends.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

A party composed of Mrs. Anna Nc
Crary, Mrs. Moll!e Sharp, Mrs. F. J.
Shattuck and Mrs. Agnes L. Smock
saw Pauline Frederick Friday evening
in "Her Majesty the Widow"
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Mrs. Eva Metzenberg, in common
with a high percentage OF other Is
land folk, is suffering from a severe
cold which kept her confined to her
bed for several days the first of the
week.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08
WANTED

WANTED to buy small acreage on
Vashon Island. Rodney Ackley, 28l1
East Union, Seattle. Wash. 1886
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

WANTED-2 to acres improved or
unimproved, north end of the Island.
j. r., 4739 And Ave. S. W.. Seattle.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

MISUNDERSTANDING plants. B. D.
Mukai, phone Blk. 172 lotto
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

WANTED-Poultry of all kinds. O. j.
Ramquist, Red 1924. 24tfc
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

WILL PAY CASH at your place for
your poultry. Phone or write Peter
Butcher, Vashon. 2ltfc
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

WANTED to buy any kind Of poultry
Red 141. 40tfc
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Twenty-Five young people started an
Epworth League at the M. E. church
Sunday night.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

WANTED = Carpenter work. Shing-
ling. Deb Harrington, vashon Hts
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1933-06-08

Rev. E. M. Randal's son who is
pastor Of the Green Lake M. E. church
in Seattle spoke at our M. E. church
Sunday evening.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1933-04-29

Il hsar cur new salesman Il
an atheist and DOESN'T believe
there is any Hell
Put him in the credit de-
partment"
q q uu
Patient: Doctor, how are my
chancesg"
Doctor: ''0h, pretty good. but
/ Wouldn't start reading any
continued storiesi"
y o q q
Teacher Chelping Jane an
fasten her coat:) 'Did your
mother hook this coat for
your"
Jane: mo. Ma'am. she bought
it,"
q q q o
Burglar latter being caught
stealing in an old maids bed
rOom): Please let me go, lady,
I never did anything wrong.
Old Maid CaII smiles): Well.
it's never too late to learn.
q q n q
Country Constable: Pardon,
Miss but swimming is not al
lowed in the lake.
City Flapper: Why didn't you
tell me before undressed?
Country Constable: Well. there
amt no law against undressing.
o o . q
Can you type?"
Wen, / use the Columbus
What's that?"
Il discover a key then land
on IT,"
o o o Q
Cop: who was driving when
you hit that carr"
Drunk (triumphantly): None
Of us; we was all on the back
seat"
q n q n
Bellhop latter guest has rung
en- minutes): Did you ring, |
sir?
Guest: He'll MOI / was tolling;
| thought You we're dead! J
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1933-04-29

Francis: I had : dats with
Jack last night and certainly
said 3 LOT OF silly words 10
him.
Marie: yes7
Francis: THAT was one Of
them.
% q a q
Thanks. Harold. Come again.
nm q a
A GeatIeannn Burglar
The burglar opening q door
found Lady Clara in her bath.
He promptly covered her with
his rsyolver-From q popular
novel.
u d d q
Mary had a little swing.
It isn't hard to find,
And everywhere that Mary goes
The swing is Just behind.
q q q q
A Night Owl
Bachelor what do you
miss most now that you're mar
ried and settled down.
Wife-My husband.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1933-04-29

A badger contributor living
in Seattle sends q copy OF the
Campus Blah, printed on toilet
paper. Here's the only one we
can print:
Jack came home with a black
eye. He mistook a girls asthma
for passion.
q q q u
Here's another:
Motorist: Ito car parked off
highway )what is the trouble;
got a flat tire?
Other: No. If she was l
wouldn't take her out.
o q q q
Omission VS.. Commission
An insurance man walked In
to a lunch room and, taking his
place on one OF the vacant
stools. ordered bread and milk.
The fellow sitting on the next
stool asked:
'OA a diet?"
mo. Commission"
q o o O
Even the Fire Reared
'Caustic Critic: Gee. but you
have lot Of bum jokes in this
ssue."
Badger Editor:"oh, I don't
know. put a bunch of them
n the stove and the fire just
cared"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1933-04-29

John was calling upon Mary,
and when ne arrived Aaary was
sewing. AS he walked into the
room he inquired: what are
you making7"
Mary, knowing John was
somewhat hashfulk replied.
Curtains for my sitting room. "