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The Washington times., 1933-07-04
Middle-Aged WEAKNESS Of
MOn0tOny.

Middle-Aged WEAKNESS Of
MOnotOny.
Dear Miss Fairfax:
I'm a married man and the
father of four boys, the oldest
of whom will be ready for
college in the fall, If we can
afford to send him.
I married, when I was a
young fool of 20, a girl several
years older than I. She is a
most efficient person, saving,
thrifty, conscientious about
everything a wife and mother
should be. But I just don't
love her, never really have.
I've always seemed part of her
plan in life. She was of the
domestic type. I was at hand,
and she married, as the queen
bee selects her mate.
Now, I'm utterly in love with
an unmarried woman. Accord
ing to old-fashioned standards
she is not good, but she has
stood the gaff and taken it on
the chin all her life. The
chief concern is, of course, my
sons. I don't want to set them
an Irresponsible example. They
are passionately devoted to
their mother and would side
with her in any estrangement,
and I'm really proud of my
boys. But I do want a little
happiness before it's too late.
I'd like to marry this woman.
Undecided.
OF course you want to be
happy, my dear man; so do
we all. But we don't get it by
chasing happiness at the ex-
pense of those we love and
whose respect we desire. You
have no fault to find with
your wife and-will you forgive
me for saying it'd like to
near her Side, too. MY idea is
that you and your wife have
been tgether so long that the
relationship has gotten on your
nerves. A little vacation would
show you, perhaps, that her
good qualities are not to be
dismissed so lightly.
You have answered your own
question when you say you do
not want to set the boys en-
irresponsible example. In marry
ing the other woman you would
do that. You're approaching
middle-age, and it's hard to
see the "broad lights" go by
that's all that's the matter.
The Washington times., 1933-07-04
Correct Manners
BY Cornelius Beeckman

them, and we use the salad
fork after we use the meat
fork.
The exception to this would
be, of course, if the salad is
served as a first course. Then
the salad fork would be placed
farther from the plate than the
meat fork.
2. Usually the teaspoon is
placed on the saucer as the
hostess serves the tea or coffee.
Inappropriate
Dear Mrs. Beeckman:
My siter-in-law is to adopt q
baby girl five months old.
Would it be proper to have o
shower in this case? w.
This sort Of shower would, !
believe, seem forced and not ap"
propriate.
The Washington times., 1933-07-04

The Adventurous Love S
of a Woman Bridge ChamF
The Washington times., 1933-07-04

For fashion information, or
the name of the store where
you can find these dresses,
write Miss Laville inclOsing
self addressed, stamped en-.
velOpe, or call District $3.50,
extension 199.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

be peop1ed by lot of sentimentalists,
but sometimes 1t forgets individuals
who have played important but OBJ
scure roles in its development as q
Gay Way. The other day, for in
stance, there were small items about
the death of a retired sportsman"
named Henry Watterson at his sum-
nler estate near Saratoga Springs I.
AS a matter of fact, Watterson was
the discoverer Of Irving Berlin, and
thus was partly responsible for the
change in tempo of Americas pop
ular music.
In the days when Berlin was pref
ty terrible performer and absolutely
unknown as composer, he was
making the rounds of Tin Pan Alley
with his first pieces, and being laugh
ed out of the very best offices i. j.. {.
Watterson, who had managed the
Crystal Palace theater and then be-
come a music publisher in a small
way, decided that ragtime had
chance Of catching on, 50 he accept
cd Berlin's early efforts. Then came
"Dorando," "Alexander's Ragt j m e
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
The Weather in Argentina


The season Is at hand when the
farmers will be seriously told that
the ups and downs Of the grain mar
ket are due largely to weather con-
ditions in Argentina, Australia and
other countries In the southern hem
isphere.
There Is no doubt that such things
may affect prices here because of
their effect on the world supply.
Since wheat Is q world commodity, a
bumper crop in Argentina or Aus
tralia means an increase in total
production and hence q lower price.
It is sincerely to be hoped, how
ever, that the grain exchanges will
refrain from some of the absurdities
which have marked past marketing
periods. In some years we have been
told on Monday that prices have ad-
vanced because of drouth in Argen-
tina. On Wednesday they have fallen
because heavy rains changed this
condition. On Saturday they have
risen again because the drouth is
back in full force.
Any reasonable view Of these re-
ports has indicated one of two things
Either they were insulting the intel
ligence of the farmer or the weather
in Argentina Is a more kaleidoscope
affair than 1t ever has been In this
country.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
Sooner or Later

Few more crushing upsets have
been recorded in sport annals than
the defeat Saturday OF Helen Wills
Moody by her sister Californian,
Helen Jacobs.
In recent years there had grown
up the belief that Little Poker
Face" as Miss Wills was dubbed a
decade ago, was unbeatable. Until
she lost a set to Dorothy Round in
the English championships this year,
her prowess had been absolutely un-
matchable for several years. The loss
Of that set was considered more or
less of an accident, due to the deter
mined and almost inspired play of
the English girl.
Not once in eight years had Helen
Jacobs been able to win a set from
the worlds tennis queen. Admittedly
fine tennis player, she had always
fallen victim to the speed and skill
and stamina of her great rival.
But Saturday it was different. Mrs.
Moody suddenly found herself at the
end of the trail. The skill still was
there but the resiliency was missing.
In the crucial test she found that
her once-marvelous stamina had
failed her. There was no use in 60
ing on.
It Is always like that in any game
which requires speed, particularly
speed of foot. The legs give out more
quickly than any other part of the
body and the day finally comes when
they no longer can do their share.
When it arrives star fades, though
few have suffered such dramatic
eclipse as was the case in this tennis
contest.
Mrs. Moody still is young woman
and may come back, but her cause
looks dubious. There is a tradition
that they do not, and few have been
able to disprove it.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

Life is somewhat like . game Of
bridge: those Of you who play. the
game out will realize at the end how
much has depended on your discards.
-Rt. Rev. Latimer Burleson, Protest.
ant Episcopal church.
The votvs in Alabama and Arkansas
decided definitely that repeal Of the
18th amendment will be completed in
1933.-Jouett Shouse, president Of As
sociation Against the Prohibition
Amendment.
X \ X
The whole secret Of life is to be
interested in one thing profoundly and
IN a thousand things well.-Hugh
Walpole, novelist.
An annual income of 100000 is a
sure symptom of social disease.-Rev
G. w. Tinsley, Cresson, Pa.
Y Y x
Nobody ever got anywhere by wait
Ing. Doing something-even II you
do it wrong-is better than doing
nothing at all-Patrick H. Joyce, pres
ident Chicago & Great Western Rail-
road.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

interests Of the producer. It may be
hard on the grain brokers, since these
restrictive rules reduce their volume
Of business, but it is infinitely harder
on the farmers to have the price of
their products controlled by gamblers.
In recent days the grain market
has been a more or less stagnant af-
fair. The volume of trading has
been tremendously reduced because
of increased margin requirements.
Gamblers have found the 'cut" Of
brokerage fees too steep to enable
them to make any profits.
For this the farmer will shed no
tears. If it were possible to confine
the grain markets to legitimate buy
ers and sellers he would be better
off and prices would be more stable.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
Violating the Code
(Chicaro TrihlIne)

Picketing the business house OF q
Milwaukee manufacturer with q ban
ner accusing him of violating the
terms Of the national recovery act Is
a flagrant abuse Of the spirit OF the
act.
The picketing was by members of
the Amalgamated Garment Workers
union, and the banner accuses the
manufacturer Of an offense against
the code by locking out workers for
joining q union.
Reed Brothers, the manufacturers
dispute this. They say few men
were laid off because Of midsummer
slackness IN the industry. AS bust
ness improved some Of the men were
asked to return to work, they said
and they declare they have no OBJ
lection to their employees joining q
union.
There are two sides to the contro.
versy. and. right or wrong, 1t Is con-
trary to American principles for one
side to convict the other and, with
out responsibility, impose punish
ment. The manufacturer is deprived
Of the day In court to which he is
entitled.
A tribunal was set up under the
terms Of the act to pass upon charge.
of violations. It is the duty Of this
tribunal and not the right of the
picketers to determine whether the
law has been violated and what thu
punishment shall be.
Compliance with the code, in the
present state Of the public mind, ha.
been made synonymous with indus.
trial virtue. It is q business asset o1
which an employer should not be de.
prived except by full examination ane
impartial judgment. # the act IS tt
merit the respect and support it ha.
been given almost universally it mus
not be made an instrument for the
advantage OF any special interest o.
group.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
Lowering the Bars

In announcing q lifting of the mar
gin requirements on the Chicago
board Of trade, the rulers of the ma
tion's great grain pits are putting out
= feeler 70 determine the temper Of
the national administration toward
their great gambling enterprise. II
they get away with this reduction
the next step probably will be fur
ther loosening of the requirements
until anyone with ten dollar bill
will again be permitted to take q
fling "on the market"
For this reason it is to be hoped
that Secretary Wallace will not hesi-
tate to crack the whip if, when and
as It seems advisable to protect the
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

Band" and others: also the firm OF
jWatterson, Berlin and Snyder In
1912 Berlin broke away and formed
his own company.
THAT WAS CHINATOWN
Incidentally, one Of the places where
Irving Berlin used to sing In those
early days is going to be revived. It's
the Mandarin, in Chinatown, bright
snd romantic spot Of the Bowery some
rs years ago. George White, todays
producer Of the Scandals, danced
there too, and there were many
others. The walters all wore queues.
the food was genuinely Chinese, and
the atmospheric thrills were real
Now, of course, there'll be chop suey
and jazz orchestra, and If you see
an Oriental Sinking around q corner
with dagger in his teeth you may
be pretty sure he's just a stooge for
the management 80.
For all that, the district could use
another good restaurant. Right now
the Port Arthur and the Chinese Del
monico'S are about the best, most of
their erstwhile rivals having moved
up to the Broadway belt, and right
into the capitalistic clutches OF Mes
Sis. Chin and Lee -. These two
gentlemen have made themselves
quite wealthy selling chow mein and
chop suey, which they deliver regu-
larly to hundreds of restaurants and
also sell in the numerous places they
have come to own y now. Chin and
Lee live in Greenwich Village instead
Of Chinatown. And, by the way,
! neither of them ever eats chop suey
or chow rnein.
X X X
MAKE HOT SPOTS PAY
Most Of the gawdy dance and dine
palaces are controlled by syndicates of
Chinese bankers and importers, who
also deal largely in the kitchen con-
cessions Of other kinds of night clubs
and restaurants. You'd be surprised,
in fact, to know how many swanky
hot-spots have been financed entire
ly by Chinese capital.
The first major invasion of Broad
way by the chop suey men was when
the Palais Royale became the Palais
DOR. Many of the best bands in the
country today played there at one
time or another-Guy Lombardo, Paul
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
One Citizen Ventures In Axree

have been swimmer all my life,
and a teacher Of swimming. helped
organize the Women's Swimming AS
Sociation. I have used the Schaefer
method successfully, and this means
I am with you in your anti-Red Cross
propaganda "a professional
woman.
Answer-You and ought to get to-
gether. Ma'am, and organize the Anti
Red Cross Pro-Schaefer Life Saving
Association. II we persevere some day
third citizen will join. II the read
er doesn't understand what we're driv-
Ing at, he should have q copy Of the
illustrated booklet on Resuscitation,
which shows the correct method and
points out the error in the method
taught by the Red Cross. Send dime
and stamped addressed envelope.
Foot Itch
am glad to report that stubborn
case Of Athletes foot which had re-
sisted many other treatments was
quickly cleared up by the use Of the
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

Whiteman, B. A. Rolfe, Ted Lewis,
Ted Waring and 50 on The place
prospered, and 1t still does-and the
Chinese proprietor now goes under
The name of Mr.. Dor -. Next tc
feel Oriental domination was the old
Delmonico's at Forty-eighth street and
broadway. It already had failed dis
lnally under four different night club
raanagements, and once had borne
the name OF Paul Whiteman. But the
Chinese made q success OF it from
the start,
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
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All rights of republication OF all other
matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
, IN NN
NEW R
YORK
BY PAUL HARRISON

New York, Aug. 28-Wonder was
expressed in this space recently that
George M. Cohan hadn't been per-
suaded to write song to wtoop up
the NRA drive. Well, Mr.. Cohan is
writing one-although 1t may only
take the form Of some new lyrics to
his great war ditty, "Over There"
-. Incidentally, the original manu-
script Of the latter song is In the
government archives at Washington
as one Of the treasured official docu-
ments." The late Leo Feist, music
publisher, bought the song outright
from Cohan for $25, 900, and later gave
the manuscript to the government
Cohan, in turn, gave the $25, 900 to a
war relief organization.
X \ X
BERLINS FIRST BACKER
Broadway Is popularity supposed to
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
ointment you recommend.
(Nrs.

-Ringworm-foot itch-is
sometimes cured by soaking the af-
fected part Of foot for one minute in
plain gasoline, on two or three success
sive days. Any reader who has this
thouble may obtain the formula and
directions for use of Whitfield,s Oint-
ment by sending stamped envelope
bearing his address.
copyright 1888, John F. Ollie Co..
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

doubtless feel that the real pest u
the one who leaves them at home.
i \ \
Beware Of the man who is al
ways "as cool as q cucumber"
Quite often, he's as slippery as q
sliced one.
- y =
Newest is the invention Of water
proof books, which may be perused
while lying comfortably in the hath
tub. A welcome step in these days Of
so much dry reading.
Copyright, 1888, NEA Service, Inc)
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
REAL HYGIENE IS PLAIN HORSE
SENSE

Charlatans engaged In the speciality
in which they are most skilled-drum-
ming up trademark great play on
Mature" or natural methods" and
this appeal admirably fits the men,
tality of their customers. If we relied
on Mature" or gave Mature chance"
the race would be extinct In few
generations. It is only because we
have successfully applied science and
art or human ingenuity to the pur-
pose Of thwarting or restraining the
cruel trends of nature that civilization
has progressed and the expectation of
life has steadily increased as the great
scourges that made tragic history In
the past have been conquered.
The other day correspondent wrote
In about benefit derived from taking q
daily spoonful or two Of whole raw
flaxseeds cleaned by rinsing with
water. The correspondents physician
had disapproved Of the practice, for he
had seen cases where the taking of
flaxseeds in this way had caused mu-
cous colitis.
On the other hand have seen cases
where the taking Of flaxseeds in this
way has apparently corrected mucous
colitis.
Right here let me explain to any
reader who doesn't know what mu-
cous colitis is, that it is just as we'll,
and to any who thinks he does know
what it is, that have nothing more
to tell about it.
do recommend the use Of q daily
spoonful or two of flaxseeds for any
one who seeks to break the constipa-
ton habit. Flaxseeds are not physic
In the sense that pills are, but they
provide internal fabrication quite SIM
liar to the effect of the mucus secre-
ton in the healthy alimentary tract.
II you have some disease or trouble
other than the mere habit of consti-
patton (this Is q habit in most in
stances) do not advise the use of
flaxseeds or any other remedy or
treatment-your own physician should
advise any remedy, treatment or diet
you are to take. Please do not waste
postage or time by writing to ask
whether I think it would be all right
for one with what have you to try the
flaxseeds.
II you ask for my cure or treatment
for constipation, haven't any. On
the other hand If you say you have
the constipation habit I'll be glad to
instruct you how to break the habit.
1nclose dime and a stamped envelop
bearing your address and ask for No.
Is, Little Lessons in the Ways of
Health, "The Constipation Habit"
Too many people whose I. @. is high
enough get their health education in
pretty packages. Most Of these people
are honest souls themselves and too
easily convinced that anything per-
tanning to health is so If somebody
asserts 1t vehemently, expensively and
often enough.
Take wheat. Take it raw, whole
washed, cracked, ground In your cof-
fee mill, chew the kernels, cook 1t as
you please for q breakfast porridge
make bread, cakes, crackers and cook
les, soups, puddings with It. Bran and
all. I'm telling you 1t Is good horse
sense to keep bin Of wheat In every
kltchen-not pretty package Of some
refined product or derivative Of wheat
but handy canister OF honest to.
goodness wheat, you know. that silly
grain the farmers grow. Take along q
bag or box when you are out for q
drive. and bring home q bushel O,
half-bushel Of wheat.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

An English corporation, West Ham,
made a net profit of $500 last year by
collecting waste paper and keeping
it separate from other refuse.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
Barbs

The picnicker who leaves beer bot
ties on a picnic ground is pest. ac-
cording to a park superintendent
Members of the picnic party, however
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

One-third Of the Indian Empire
consists OF 708 states Of various size
and character governed by Indian
rulers.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE

Signed letters pertaining health hygiene
diagnosis treatment will be answered by Dr. Brady stamped
envelope enclosed Letters should brief
in ink No reply made queries conforming instructions
Address Dr. William Brady in Of this newspaper
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

Friendship, the most precious thing
between individuals, is also the most
precious thing between nations -
Ramsay Macdonald.
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

The morning rides begun in pique
and for unholy feminine reasons
took on . strange significance for
Patricia. Heading in . wild gallop
out Of the exuberant grounds into
a still and vaporous dawn shs would
snatch her soft h4t from her head
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

BERLINS FIRST BACKER
Broadway is popularity supposed tc
The Bismarck tribune., 1933-08-28

Band" and others; also the firm Of
Watterson, Berlin and Snyder In
1912 Berlin broke away and formed
his own company.
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
TODAY'S BEST USED CAR BUYS
Ford

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can't afford to overlook, has OlCU
thousands of miles OF care-free trans
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Motor has had thorough inspec-
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Paint, upholstery and motor are per-
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The Washington times., 1933-06-15

Automobiles for Sale
Seward daily gateway., 1933-03-11
AT THE HOTELS

Van Gilder-Glen R. Day, Frank Tansey, William Lodge, Herb Dun- lap, Wm. Mitchell, H. J. Enard.
 Seward--Mrs. Wm. F. Rodigkeit R. L. Hatcher, J. H. Kargan, Dar- line Reynolds, Mrs. R. Hanyen, Alice M. Crocker, Miss Billie. Orton, Mrs. Clara Steele, A. w. Murray, R, H. Ogburn, Mrs. K. Farris.
 Overland--H. T. Liper, Dr. and Mrs. H. A. Blythe, H. L. Steele, Alice Dias, John Anderson, Paul Diegan, R. M. Williams, Chas. Lek- enstedt, w. J. Watson, T. N. Wood man, Ernest Walken, Eric Boen- hoha, Lars Hansen, Hans Hansen.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-03-11
WESTERN SENATOR'S INTRODUCE: BILLS ON
 PURCHASING SILVER

WASHINGTON, D. C., March II, Western Senators initiated a move to turn the monetary emer- gency and reduce silver.
 Senator Burton and Senator Key Pittman of Nevada, introduc- ed a bill to permit Great Britain to pay up to s1O0,000,O00 of its war debt iii silver, The maximum al- lowance would be 45 cents per ounce.
 Pittman introduced another bill authorizing the government to buy 50O0,00O ounces a month from the domestic production and still an- other proposing that the United States purchase $250, 100000 worth a month in the open market and that the surplus currency be issu- ed against all silver purchased.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-03-11
BANKS PREPARED ID
 .'..... THROW OPEN DOORS

NEW YORK; March 11,-Disap- pointment over extension of the bank holiday was tempered in New York by definite assurance that the city's big banks were pre- pared to open for unrestricted business as soon as the treasury and Governor Lehman. gave the word. ... ...
 The clog of checks written since the. mank holiday began had been largely cleared away after a day of normal functioning by the clear ing house. Banks cashed payroll checks with limitation on amounts of cash.