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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27
Needs Much Rehearsino

WIE might not do it well. Either
w the featured player or some
members Of the supporting cast
could botch the job Latin Ameri-
cans are the only people who have
learned to do these things grace
fully. I don't know whether that
is natural temperament or the
enormous amount of practice
which they get in such matters.
This afternoon I was reading
Thomas CarlyleIs account of the
guillotining Of Louis. It did not
strike me as a satisfactory per-
Torrance.
He advances to the edge of the
scaffold, his face very red and
says: Frenchmen, I die innocent.
1t is from the scaTold and near
appearing before God that I tell
you SO. I pardon my enemies: I
desire that France'-A general, on
horseback, Santerre or another.
prances out, with uplifted hand:
Tamboursp The drums drown the
voice. 'ExecutiOners, do your
duty'"
Now, obviously that was a bad
piece of stage management.
Louis, his face very red" was
not very likely to make any i'm
portant address from the scafold.
Only in the most technical sense
was he innocent. He, too, was
fat sentimentalist.
But instead of drowning his
feeble words the drums magnif1ed
them. Because 1t was not heard,
his dying speech took Gil a mag
nif1cence and an Importance.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27
It Seems
to Me
BY HAYWOOD BROUN-

NEW YORK, May 27-Tm tired
~ Of getting shot against a nice
clean wall
Here in New York after / o'clock
in the morning there always is a
good deal Of talk about the
revolution. Whether this advances
or retards the day. I'm not quite
sure. And Vet it makes a difference
to me because I always seem to be
the fellow who is going to get shot.
Perhaps I bring 1t on myself on
account of my inSiStenCe that I see
no sense in shooting anybody. This
is the point where some Young man
at the table breaks in to say: The
trouble with you, Broun. is that
you're just a fat. middle-aged
sentimentalist. You don't under
stand what it's all about, and the
only thing to do with you is to stand
up against a nice clean wall and
shoot you"
I don't know why it should always
be "a nice clean wall" I have no
preference as to walls. But I am
against being shot.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Bankers went berserk on credit;
now they're crazy for cash.
That fault which we would have
discovered last betrays us first.
Some people are too busy to be
bothered with their own con-
Yenience.
The due process of law, too
often, is overdue or overdone.
Since beer came back, the flap
per" has quit "neckin'" and gone
to "lappin'.'
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27
AptOgrGmS

BY 10 Judd.
A NYWAY, you don't need a IL
4 N cense to hunt a job.
Change is all that remains of
the medium Of exchange.
Many secrets of success" can
be used openly.
Many a "self-made" man has
lost the "makin's."
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Maybe we don't understand the artistic
point Of view, but it looks to us like this:
man builds s1OO,OOO,OOO building and pays
an artist $21 900 to persuade him to exercise
his artistic right to paint anything he pleases
in the 500, 900 900 building
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Federal Judge James A. Lowell Of Mas
sachusetts told a jury that when witness
wipes his hands it is almost a certain indica-
ton that he is lying. Well, every young man
should come into court with clean hands.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Allegheny stock, then worth S35, but sold
to Morgans favored customers" for $50. now
is quoted at 81. Maybe some of the fellows
who thought they were getting in on the
ground floor" found they got into the base
ment instead.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Western Kansas towns are turning out
their street lights on moonlight nights as an
economy measure. Don't they know that
moonshine still is against the law?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

people are going through life at too fast a
pace" says DR.. Charles H. Mayor Yes, any
speed cop can testify to the same thing
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Ever since the government removed the
limits on liquor prescriptions, we've noticed an
increasing number of persons who are eager
to sit up with sick friend.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

The town of Blaine, Wash, is issuing dol
lars made Of wood. It ought to be an easy
matter to float loan there
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Scientist claims people in the city are more
intelligent than those in the country. Must
be true A million of them have moved to the
country in the last three years.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27
SALES TAX? MOI

WITH the people Indignantly demanding
that the income tax lawsbe amended in
such way that Morgan and his kind can no
longer escape. some short sighted members of
congress ask. Why not substitute the sales
tax for the income tax?
TIL answer is simple.
Morgan and his partners paid an income
tax of about S1l 100000 for 1929 How much
tax would they have paid under the sales tax
method?
The senate should follow the house in re-
jecting the sales tax as an alleged substitute
for more effective income taxes on the rich.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Department Of interior recently changed
the name of Hoover dam back to Boulder dam
Now we know who "the forgotten man" real
ly is.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Presbyterian church has decided to omit
"obey" from the marriage ceremony. Just as
if it made any difference!
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Al Capone plays third base on the Atlanta
penitentiary baseball team and enjoys the
noisy roofing of the fans, says a released con-
Wet Well, AL always did like the racket.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Nays no-cusing order came as big sur
prise to the fleet, says dispatch, Well, prob
ably it did leave lot of the fellows speech
less.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Railroads are planning new high-speed
train that can run 100 miles an hour. Now
let's see a motorist beat one of those trains
to grade crossing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

A leading question of the day is: "How
many quarts of this new 80 beer does It take
to make quartet?"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

Perhaps Mr.. Morgans idea of THE for
gotten man" was the tax collector.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27

j. p Morgan reveals he paid no income
tax in 1880. 1881 and 1882. And we always
thought prosperity was Just around the corner
OF Broad and Wall streets.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-05-27
NO GOLD
A sCRIPPS-HoMARn NF,rsPAprnA

SATURDAY. MAY 81. 1898.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

Ida C. B. Allen, New York lee
turer and writer. born at Daniel
son, Conn, IS years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30
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TODAY'S HOROSCOPE

This. is a resourceful day, giving
ability for organization. There is
a little lack of coordination of
thought and effort, which will be
shown in different ways. It may
be a breakdown under trouble en-
gendered by useless projects OF
actions; it may be a separation
from kindred; or it may show in
an elevation of the sphere of ac-
ton due to the enmity of another
calling attention to the abilities
all depending upon special plane
Itary aspects. Final success is prob.
able.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30
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Today's Anniversaries
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1754-John Lansing, New
York's Chief Justice and chancel-
lor, who objected to the framing
of the Federal Constitution, born
at Albany, N. Y. Mysteriously
disappeared in New York City,
Dec. IL, 1929.
1816-Nathaniel p. Banks, not
ed Massachusetts Congressman,
governor, Union soldier, born at
Waltham, Mass. Died there, Sept.
/. 1894.
1831-Henri Rochefort, French
Journalist and statesman, born.
Died July /, 1913.
1839-Samuel C. Armstrong,
soldier and educator, founder of
Hampton Institute, born in Ha-
waiian Islands. Died at Hampton.
Va, May II, 1893.
1S41-George A. Townsend
t"Gath"), noted American journa-
list and author of his day, born at
Georgetown, Del. Died in New
York, April /, 1914.
1857. Warren Keifer, Civil
War general, one-time Speaker U.
IS. House of Representatives, born
in Clark Co., Ohio. Died at
Springfield. Ohio, April %, 1882.
1851-Jacob M. Dickinson,
Nashville, Tenn. and Chicago law
yer, Secretary of War under Taft,
born at Columbus, Miss. Died in
Chicago, Dec. Is, 1928.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30
DeMolays And Alumni
In Basketball Tonight

There will be d game of basket
ball played this evening at the
High School gymnasium between
the Alumni and DeMolays, begin
ming at o'clock.
This will be a protest game re
sulting from the contest staged OF
Friday night when the DeMolay.
protested against the decision
which was given to the Alumni
team.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30
KEY WEST OUTFIT
LICKED TWICE in
GAMES ON SUNDAY
YOUNG SLUGGERS VICTOR
IN FIRST GAME OF DOUBLE
BILL, WITH PIRATES WIN
NER In SECOND CONTEST

The Key West team met defeat
in both of their games of the new
Island City Baseball League at the
Navy Field Yesterday afternoon.
The Young Sluggers nosed them
out in a close score of 5-4, while
the Pirates did a better job by
putting them away 10-4.
Ludy Acosta, Pirate leftfielder.
was the hitting star of the after
noon. In five trips to the pan he
hit safely four times, getting a
single, two doubles and a home
run. Other players who got three
hits were: Al Acevedo, M. Aceve-
do, G. Garcia, L. Lopez and A.
Fruto.
Score by innings,
R. H. E.
.Sluggers 100 400 O00- s z l
X. w. :. 900 12O DOL a IL 2
Batteries: Bethel and Gates;
Molina, Medina and Rodriguez.
r. H. E.
Pirates 003 001 114-10 16 6
X. w. :. O20 Dol O1O-4 8 2
Batteries: Casa and Vidal; AL
bury and Rodriguez.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30
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TODAY In HISTORY
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES


1S9l-General Booth inaugu-
rated his Darkest England
scheme, in London.
1902-William Goebel, governor
of Kentucky, shot.
observation-disclosures Treaty
signed.
1926-Japan adopted a univers-
al manhood suffrage law.
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Itching Retyyeen yne Toes is re-
lieved quickly by applying Imperial
Eczema Remedy at bedtime. Drug
gists are authorized to refund your
money if it fails.-Advt-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

SYNOPSIS: Leila Cane learns
that Marx EodelD. tUltonl she has
lored secretly for. tears, ts cured
has broken her engagement to
Murk: Farrell AYmitdOe. tDho has
devoted much money aud time to
eaGring Mark and launching him
as an artist. hopes ilt The end to
4Cin BdTbdTd's lore. Marx. still III
the hospital. Is his old arrogant
sell
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

Gelett Burgess, noted author and
illustrator, born in Boston, 81
years age.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

The hatehe, taIIs. tomorrow. on
eoee Judy.
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TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS
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1aFf
Franklin d. Roosevelt, of New
York. President-elect, born at
Hyde Park, n. Y, 81 years ago.
Walter Damrosch, of New York,
famed musician and conductor,
born in Germany. II years ago.
DR.. Joseph Jastrow, of New
York, celebrated psychologist and
author, born in Poland, 10 years
ago.
Bishop T. Momolu Gardiner, P.
f. missionary bishop to Liberia.
born there, 6S years ago.
Col. Sosthenes Behn, noted
American telephone head. born in
Virgin Islands, 81 years ago.
DIR. Harvey ]. Howard. noted
ophthalnologist of the Washington
University School Of Medicine, st.
Louis, born at Churchville, N. Y,
So years ago.
Gelett Burgess, noted author and
illustrator, born in Boston, 81
years age.
Ida c. B. Allen, New York lee
turer and writer. born at Daniel
son, Conn, IS years ago.
King Boris. III. of Bulgaria,
born 80 years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

Puff meets an hombre, a Mexican
Cat,
A half-pint in size with a five-gal-
lon hat.
"My name is Don Pedro" says
Pussy to Puff.
"Ahap cries our hero, "a gem in
the rough"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

King Boris, III. of Bulgaria
born 80 years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-01-30

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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28

Probable duties of the executive secretary would be;
 This official would be in charge of q central office. This offico would bo the clearing house for all edu- cational information regarding teachers and their welfare also of educational interests of tho state
 It would bc tho duty of tho ex- ecutivo secretary. to
 l. Gather information of all types concerning teachers and edu- cation in general in the state.
 2. Advise teachers concerning thoir problems.
 3. Study the legislative prograrn with tho interests of education in mind and work for the passage of such progressive measures as sup. ported by tho association.
 (. Advance tho cause of local associations and promote now as- sociatlons.
 5. organige m annual eonven- ton in It's details. .t'
 6. Manage tho publication of q teachers journal.
 2. In general endeavor to pro. mote tho professional spirit ana lnteFcsht VI tHc WHoV eSeSbthH S'Ss'' To establish such m omco and to employ the executive secretary entails considerable expense which tho directors feel many do not re- aliYe. The directors do not feel tho teaehers of the state want such an officer unless they can have n first clnss ono, second in importance only to the commissioner of edv" cation as is tho easo in other lend- ing states. 1t ig tho directors opln- ion that such an officer must be, first, m educator woil acquainted with tho probloms of education as this side of his work iS of para. mount importance; second, m ex- perleneed publicity director to handle our Journal successfully; third, a man well acquainted with tho political structure of our state and It's workings In order that tho interests of education may Do safo- guarded.
 Tho executive secretary to bo
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28
Jewish Editor
 at WOrkmen's Hall
Joseph Lichtenstein Ad. dresses Medem Chapter
 Young Mems League

At a meeting of Modem chapter of tho Young Circle league last night In Workmen's hall, Joseph Llchtensteln, editor of tho only Jewish socialist newspaper In Eu- rope, was tho speaker. Flo told of tho hardshlps suffered by Jews in Poland and said that 90 per cent of them have only food enough to burely stave off starvation.
 Plans were discussed for attend ing tho Workmen's Circle camp in Pawling, N. Y, this year. Plans were also considered for tho en- tertainment to be presented on February 9th. The participants In tho entertainment will Do sam Rimer, Albert Leibovitz, Fredn GIL. den, Ruth Dicksteln, Hilda Dlbncr. Cass Bcrman, Milton Persky. Ar thur Porsky, Ethel Rlvol, Bornice Kieinfcld, Mildred Stoll. Gladys Wolfovtz, Blanche Wolegin and Miriam Solomon. Selma Frances, Frances Freedman and Ralph Bur wick were nominated for momber- ship in tho club. Tomorrow a hike to Greystone will be enjoyed.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28
1000 Present At
 Concordia Masque
Mayor Participates in Grand March-Prizes Awarded
 COstumerS

ling, Matilda Kiessling, Caroli,,e Kicssling, Emma Kunkel, Theil esq Kunkel, Margaret Her ren and Vera Carlson. Their costumes rescmbled blades of grass. Third prize was given to q group of six "Sweeaheart Valentines' aA represented by Mrs Louise Drchtrs the Misses Frances Poshas. coN stance Zrber, Anna Slstow. Helen Daniels and Eva Daniels.
 The grand march, of course. from the spectators point of view was the outstanding feature of the evening. It was led by the drill team of Canton T. R. Martin. Pn- triarchs Militant, with Major Floyd Cady commanding. They were fof-. loved by about thirty m smbers 9f the society, Mayor Frank Hayes iu- cluded, dressed In tuxedos urd wearing paper fezes.
 Music for dancing was furnishsu by DeVito's orchestra. The entef- tainment features were provided " Miss Marjorie Healey, who gave uii exhibition of tap dancing, and Mar garet FrantZ, whose acrobatic dancing was well received. TEe two young ladies were also starrGd in a clog waltz. The DiVito twiIfs. the children of Michael DeVtto, leader of the orchestra, proved one of the popular hits of the evening with tlTeir singing and dancing
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28
Daisy Lord, One Of Three, Named
 By State Assn
Coordination of Varied Activities of Connecticut Body Seen in New Move--More Aggressve Defensive
 Against Attacks By SHort.Sighted Group Planned

Miss Daisy Lord of wilby, pres- tdent of the Waterbury Teachers association, and a member of the National Education association, has been appointed by the Con nectcut state Teachers' association on d committee of three to estab- lish a classroom teachers depart. mcnt within the association and 10 suggest n program for the an- nual association convention. Mss Mary O'Connor or New Haven and Miss Amelia Young of Norwich were named to serve with Miss Lord.
 The c. s. T. A. passed several important motions atsa meeting of the representative assembly last month, the most pertinent being that named in the foregoing para graph, to take such action as would lead to better legislation In regard to retirement, pensions and tenure; to issue b teachers jour- nnl: to provide for an annual con- vention: and to open q central of- flee and employ an executive secre- tary.
 The establishment of classroom teachers department within the as- sociation will, offer a ready means for the classroom teacher to cx- press her own views more freely on all subjects; while the directors feel that the annual convention should inslcde classroom teach- CTS program prepared by that group along. lines that the class room teachers feel will meet their needs.
 The establishment of such journal will make 1t possible to keep tho teachers informed of various sections: will carry news section; will serve as medium to- wards developing more cooper ative spirit among the teachers; wtll Inform tho state of progressive work of it's teachers; and will lend u. hand to combat the attacks of short sighted groups against the cause of education. who fall to roc- ognlyo thnN inc foundations of the country rest in tho schools.
 one of the principal Items of ox- pensc to tho association Is the fall convention. In this connection it lus been reported that various di- rectors during the past three years hnve been working on a budget aP- portionlng like amounts 10 the various affiliated groups. The 70. sulsR, as a study of tho report will slow, have been Q decreased cx- penditure of the association funds, and, if tho majority of reports that those directors receive can be ered- iteA. tho conventions have im- proved in quality during this per- ioe, Tho directors must provide Il convention by constitutional pro- visirn. It is their belief that the teaehors wish to have tho eonvon- ton made of greater worth rather than of less valuo.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28

over 1000 persons participated in or witnessed the colorful incl dents of the G7th annual masquer- ade of the Concordia Singing so- ciety in Buckingham hall last evening. Some unusually beautiful costumes were in evidence and also some exceptionally comical get ups". Miss Marie Wittce dressed as a lady of the 18th century won first award as the best dressed and most attractive costume. J. D. Malone, who was attired as q Scotch, piper took first honors In the mems division.
 Mickey and Minnie Mouse were present, as represented by Richard F. Huding and Miss Alice l.. Davis. The impers onation was very realis- tic and was sufficient to win first honors for the most comical cos tunes.
 As usual tho group costumes ave the judges plenty to consider. First prize, however, was presented to u seXtette costumed in black and white. The winners included the Misses Martha Bansleben. Tlllie Ruegg, Cecil Blattman, Olga FluS- sath, Hllda Gross and Charlotte Ruegg. Second honors went to u group of picnickers in green linen their headpieces representing Il huge bug, consisting of the Misses Gertrude Riessling, Hedwig kiess-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28
Form Mems Sodality
 At Lady or Lourdes
Social and Spiritual Development Aim of New
 Organization

Formation of an association known ns the Mons Sodality of our Lady of Lourdes. to Do operated with Our Lady of Lourdes church has been effected. Tho objects of the sodalIty arc: Friendly relations, keener appreciation of brotherly love and goodwill; social, athlotie and educational activity and moral and spiritual development.
 Officers of the central committee governing body of tho new assocl- alton, arc. president. Anthony Masone; vice-preBident, Vineent Toietti; secretary, Attorney John Membrino: recording secretary, Mariana DiMaria. Rev John GlynD. eurate at Our Lady of LourdcB church will Do monitor of the as' soeiation.
 Tho now association Is fashioned along the hn0s of the Students Spiritual Leadership Movement. Of which Rev Daniel A. Lord, 5. J.. of St Louis, Mo. Is the national or- ganiz0r. \
 Love of God and neIghbor is tho sole qualifications for admission to tho membership of tho organizn. ton, provided the applicant is 0 member of tho parish of our Lady of I.ourdes. The association is to Do divided Into eight groups or leagues, namely; Religious DiBeus- sion league; entertainment league; publicity league; athletic league; charity league; public speaking league; Laymen's Retreat league and the. Italian leaguo. Each group will function and carry out itB work independently of tho other
 No dues are necessary for mcm- bership and no individual BollGitd- tons for funds will Dc eounton' aneed. -
 Political affiliations or discus- sionB of whatever kind or nature
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-28
Business in the
 Police Court
Young Men Bound Over Under Bond Ofd S5,OOO

William Rosa, 23, of 25 Hawkins street was bound over to superior court under $5,000 bonds on q statutory charge this morning by Judge T. V. Meyer in juvenile court. A sixteen year old girl Is the states chief witness.
 Amelia Moses, 27, of la76 North Main street, was discharged on a charge of street walking when ar- raigned before Judge Meyer in city court this morning. Sc was arrest cd last night by officer John Walsh at the corner of North Main and Cherry street.
 Nichola Pugliesc. 47, of sos East Main street, arraigned on q nom support case had his trial contin. ued until Monday.
 Earl C. Hull, 3i. of o2 Scovill street, charged with violation of the motor vehicle law and without an operators license on his person, was fined $3 and costs. He was arrested last night by Officer WQlsh,