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Ballyhooligan Attorneys in
Office
(Hettinger County Herald)

\11eLGulSeI OOuIlLy f1eTdlQ)
Is it true that the lawyer in Of
flee most often teaches disresp ect for
the law?
Perhaps, because the lawyer spends
his life in looking for loopholes in
the statutes, because he does not
fear lawsuits, because lawyers are
seldom disbarred, because he does
not fear the ordeal of the witness
stand, nor public prosecutor, the
lawyer breaks laws more bravely and
laughs loudest at the constitution.
It does seem that lawyers are lead
ers in teaching disrespect for the
law. Lawyer governors in at least
three states have called forth troops
that call for banner headline in
newspapers. Alfalfa Bills" and
other legal Hill Billies' in office are
apparently more interested in making
moving picture scenarios of state
capitols than in employing States
manship in solving problems. Con-
tracts and constitution are abrogated
as force is applied with moratoriums
enforced by martial law.
In our own North Dakota, Lawyer
LANCER as Hitler calls for demons
tration by his brown-shirted boys.
Martial law was declared in the
quiet little city Of Bismarck, when
it was said somebody threw a brick
at truck. OF course all understood
that the move was movie stunt, but
the joke was carried so far that it is
said the soldiers iterferred with
Uncle Sans mail which is no joke.
But let us not be too dogmatic.
This Is the era of errors. Laymen
as we'll as lawyers salute the system
of Stain. All seem to aspire to be
miniature Mussolinis "muscling in
to make hit as Hitlers. They wish
to shuttle the cards for Roosevelt's
new deal" and gladly substitute
showmanship for craftsmanship. They
prefer state capitols as movie stu
dos" rather than seats OF govern
ment and they trade the privileges
OF the popular government OF the
people for personal publicity. just a.
readily as they trade tax dollars
raised for other purposes, for radio
talking time.
Lawyers, perhaps, do more tt
create disrespect for the law, but
there are others. Movie minded vot.
ers are themselves much to blame be.
cause they pick moving picture sher.
IFS and bally-hooing Barnums fol
high political office. Slickers with
silver tongues ever make suckers GU
Of sovereign electors.
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gone to telephone and given GER
tain orders.

gone to telephone and given GER
tain orders.
The three Of them lunched to-
gether that Day, and, while there
was sometimes silence, heavy with
unspoken questions. Mrs. Lorrimer
and Mary Lou managed to keep
the conversational ball rolling most
Of the time.
Haven't you q perfectly ter
rible appetite-Lorry?" said Mary
Lou to Lorrimer. Mrs. Lorrimer
looked from one to the other and
observed with astonishment Mary
Louis easy use Of the little nick
name, unfamiliar to Lorrimer's
mother, and his instant, markedly
she went on. ''1'm perfectly
ashamed Oft, but I can't help itv'
and she proceeded to prove her
words, leaving Lorrimer vaguely
annoyed at his own fastidious
picking" 1T his luncheon. But
now that he came to think Of It, he
was hungrier than usual, and 30
demanded = second helping Of
salad from Peter, to Peters per-
fectly obvious delight.
After luncheon Mary Lou in
sisted upon walking off" the re-
suits of her appetite, and Lorrimer
went with her. KONG, who had by
now adopted her for his own, at
their heels. When they came in, an
hour later, Mary Lou looked at her
companion gravely.
"You look sleepy" she accused
him.
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CHAPTER XIX.


KIT REMEMBER lot" he said
somberly, and then. be-
cause he saw her vince =
little, added, hastily, IF you'd
really like to learn to ride, I'll
teach you"
She looked at him with her eyes
like dark stars. This was the sort
Of thing she had made up her mind
to work for in order to give him
some healthy interest, to take him
out Of himself.
"Would you really? Are you
strong enough?" she said.
Inspired question! He began to
see himself as he must seem to q
healthy, normal girl-not "strong"
enough, a semi-invalid! Not a
pretty picture. He shrugged the
broad, stopped shoulders that, from
very pride, he was already holding
straighter.
"I'm all right" he answered.
Don't worry about me-"
They were approaching the
house now, and Margaret Lori
mer, a loose tweed coat over her
frock, was coming down the steps
to meet them. She had been very
anxious over the result of this first
encounter, this initial step in the
carefully laid plans. She greeted
them easily enough, but her eyes
sought Mary Louis with . clear
enough inquiry into their brown
depths. Mary Lou nodded, imper-
ceptibly, and smiled, and Mrs. Lor-
rimer drew a long breath of relief.
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Absurd Facts

One Of the most encouraging things
about the worlds present difficulty
is the fact that all of its major prob.
lens are in the highest degree IRA.
tional. They need only to be statec
to have their inherent absurdity
made obvious; and the more they
are stated and examined, the more
likely it becomes that mankind will
recognize their absurdity and dc
away with them.
There never was time when ma
tural forces operated to make ma
tons neighborly as strongly as they
do now. Worldwide communication
is an accomplished fact. Distances
have shrunk to mere fractions OF
their old length. The increasing
complications OF world finance and
trade have made all countries inter-
dependent. A new network of
treaties has been set up to preserve
the peace. Events have compelled
the dullest men to realize that war
costs more than it can possibly be
worth.
Yet in the face of all OF these facts,
one of our very greatest problems is
the problem Of keeping the peace.
The world is drifting toward war in
spite Of the fact that it has more
reasons for staying at peace than 1t
ever had before.
It is the same in the economic
field. We have developed the art
Of production to the point where
poverty need no longer exist. We
can make more of everything than
we can possibly need. The masses
Of mankind can enjoy more luxuries
than the wealthy could have few
generations ago.
Yet, poverty is increasing and we
suffer from a shortage OF nearly
everything; and as Edward A. Filene,
the Boston merchant, has pointed
out, poverty has increased most ra-
pidly in those nations whose ability
to produce wealth has been most
augmented.
Similarly, world trade today ought
to thrive as never before. The facil-
tiles for 1t were never so great; the
need of the various nations for the
things produced by their neighbors
was never so great; the financial ar
rangements whereby the flow of
goods is made easy were never so
well developed. But world trade
dwindles, year by year, and most ma
tons have been busy cutting it down
still further by means of tariffs, i'm
port restrictions, quota laws and the
like.
These problems, when examined
carefully, simply don't make sense.
Is 1t too much to expect that we
shall presently find way to start
moving with the tide instead of
against it?
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tom with mystic folk, was resplen.
dent with twelve foreign medals
Beatrice Houdini, dainty, diminutive
snowy-haired widow of Harry, is the
dowager sorceress. And dean Of the
society is Frederick E. Powell, a
professional Of SO.
y 4 y
Subtlely Applauded
When magicians perform for magi-
clans the tricks are not, as you might
imagine, all new. Instead, their chief
delight is in skill and subtlety. The
audience sighed enviously at the
smooth skill Of Mulholland's card
tricks, muttered "Beautiful-beauti-
full" as Williston extracted numer-
GUS ivory balls and pool cue from
this astonished correspondents coat
pocket.
Yet most Of the magicians knew
pretty definitely how the tricks were
done. Their plaudits were for skilled
performance. And for daring too
as when Armenian stood squarely
in the blast Of 49, rifle and ap-
parently caught a marked bullet in
his teeth. You can believe what YOU
like about whether the bullet actual
ly came from the gun, but it is an
absolute fact that several men have
been killed trying the stunt.
Ace of all amateur magicians is
DR.. Samuel Cox Hooker,
wealthy retired chemist of Brooklyn,
N. Y. Runner-up is DR.. Shirley M.
Quimby, Columbia University pro-
fessor Of physics. He became inter-
ested in magic several years ago
when Mulholland, then school
teacher and an amateur prestidi-
gitator, requested the use Of a lab
oratory to construct some pieces of
secret apparatus, called "gimmicks"
in magic parlance.
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I love American shoes, but they
hurt my feet.-Madame Debuchi, wife
of japanese ambassador to U. S.
+ 4 y
We are now in position to say, with
reasonable confidence If not with
absolute finality, that mental disease
cannot be transmitted from one gen.
GRAFTON to another.-Dr. Henry A.
Cotton, University of Maryland psy-
chiatrist.
+ * y
I believe that civilization, as we have
known it and enjoyed it, cannot exist
much longer unless the burdens
which Cypress mankind are lifted
soon.-Robert w. Bingham, U. S. am
bassador to England.
+ =
Good manners are not always, as
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II IN HI
i NEW /
i YORK
BY PAUL HARRISON

New York, June 13.-They're up
to their old tricks again, those
magicians. And so many new tricks,
in addition, that you are never sure
whether they're going to pull a hat
out Of rabbit or allow themselves
to be sawed in half by woman.
The Society of American Magi-
clans had its twenty-ninth annual
dinner in New York the other eve
ming. At least, there was dinner
to be had. Most Of the members sat
around pulling tricks. They pulled
carnations out of the fruit coupe;
they hoisted coins out Of their soup;
they pulled tableware, billiard balls
and vari-colored silk handkerchiefs
out of the baked chicken; and they
extracted decks of cards from their
salad.
They'd Food You
All manner Of people were there
members Of the Stock Exchange,
college professors, jewelers., attor-
neys, waiter who's one of the So
ciety's officers, actors, judges,
authors, architects - magicians all.
Bernard Ernst. the president, used
to handle Harry Houdini's legal af-
fairs, learned some tricks from the
old master, and now is one of the
most noted amateur prestidigitators.
Royal V. Heath, one of the trustees
and Wall Street broker, has writ
ten a book called "Mathamapic": all
about how to do tricks with figures.
Clark B. Allen, the society's vice
president, also is an official of a
fireworks company. Julien Pros
kauer, another trustee, is vice presi-
dent Of three publishing corporations
and director Of six.
That just gives you an idea. Scores
of professional magicians are men,
bers too, such as Cardini, Ransom,
Williston, Armenian and the great
John Mulholland. The latter was Just
back from Europe and, as is the Gus
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Nothing Overlooked

"While you were out tele-
phoned shops and things. One Of
the saleswomen at" she men
toned the name Of a famous Fifth
went with her, KONG, who had by
out this afternoon with some
ready-to-wear things for you to try
on. I'll catch her before she leaves
town and tell her to include . rid
ing kit"
Mary Lou tried hard to look de-
murely accustomed to such service,
but her eyes betrayed her. She
had overcome her first reluctance,
as what normal girl would not, and
had given Mrs. Lorrimer her meas
urements. She wouldn't be hard
to fit, being what is known as a
perfect Is, and, armed with that
knowledge, and glove and shoe
sizes, Mrs. Lorrimer had simply
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symptoms are of cancer Of the jaw
Is. M. F.)

Is. M. F.
Answer-No, you tell your doc
tor the symptoms of your complaint.
This is just a health column.
A Warm Commentator
I have been taking your Iodin Ra-
ton for two years. My trouble was
what ! called poor circulation. was
always cold, slept between blankets
and more heavy clothing and even
then was uncomfortable when others
were o. k. Thanks to your ration I
am now free from this trouble and
able to enjoy even cold weather.
III. w.
Answer-The iodin is gentle slim
ulant to the thyroid gland function,
and when that function is sluggish
one usually feels like that. Glad to
mail any correspondent instructions
for taking an Iodin Ration, on re-
ceipt of request (no clipping) and
a stamped envelope bearing the full
address. Mature adults who feel
stale" need it. III. w. by the
way, confesses to u years.) More
ADULTS around 40 need iodin.
Old Iron Is the Best
Will you please give your opinion
on the value Of organic and inorganic
iron in the treatment of anemia.
20. L.
Answer-Various scientific inves-
legations have indicated that the old
er inorganic iron preparations are
the more effective. Especially when
q wee dash of copper is added. For
instance a solution of one ounce of
iron and ammonium citrate in four
ounces Of water, and a grain of cop
per sulphate added, makes an ex-
cellent remedy for anemia in which
there is low hemoglobin or red
coloring matter in the blood. The
dose Of this is teaspoonful or two
after each meal for few weeks.
Being neutral or slightly alkaline it
will not injure the teeth.
Copyright, 1888, John F. Ollie Co.
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TOO DARN MANY NEUROTICS IN
THESE BENIGHTED STATES


prophets stakes everything on the
hypothesis that disease arises from
association, suggestion, which
arouses fear, and this fear of the
disease so weighs on the mind that
the actual symptoms of the disease
are produced. Now if we could draw
a clear dividing line between hysteri-
cal people and people of stable men,
tally, this notion of disease might
serve very we'll, for the hysterical
class. But it is scarcely enough to
account for real sickness.
A man Of middle age and neither
vocation nor avocation, neither
enough work nor a good hobby, some
how became obessed with the idea
that he was developing cancer of the
stomach. From time to time he would
consult a physician, but he never
divulged what was on his mind, and
he rather resented the fact that the
various physicians failed to- find any
thing much the matter with him. He
assumed they didn't know or per-
haps they did not care to tell him the
truth.
His constant introspection and
worry began to get in it's deadly
work. The man lost weight, lost ap-
petite, lost strength, lost what little
interest he had in life. His acquain-
tances, in that thoughtless or cruel
way acquaintance have, began to
comment on the poor fellows ghast-
~ appearance and to ask what in
the world was the patter with him.
That alone is almost enough to make
normal person little ill. The un,
fortunate victim of obsession now
counted over his various symptoms
and found they tailed perfectly with
what he had been led to believe to be
symptoms Of cancer of the stomach.
At this stage of the tragedy the
man came into intimate contact with
a physician-not professionally but
socially. 1t happened the physician
impressed him as an honest man al
tho a doctor. Little by little the
medical friend broke down the in
valid's falseworks and finally reached
the core of common sense. Oh, yes,
there's core Of that in nearly all of
US.
The invalid now went back to his
last physician and told him all about
it. The physician assured him the
symptoms did not suggest cancer, but
proposed that they go thru with the
necessary tests and analyses and
make sure. When all this was done
the findings were so typical of or
ganic health that the doctor was able
to convince the patient his fears were
unwarranted. From that moment on
ward restoration of health was an
uninterrupted process. Today the
man is perfectly we'll.
| Now believe there are innumer-
able neurotics in these benighted
states just like that. Seldom do you
rescue a neurotic by telling him
bluntly there's no such thing as the
nerve exhaustion he pretends to have
But l do believe that if we could
psychoanalyze all these neurotics and
bring to light precisely what each is
afraid of or worrying about, in other
words what emotion is at the bot.
tom of his case, we could easily re
store the majority Of them to nor
NAL.
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NMAKE:b[u[V[" SzL G5.1E
Ceeynskl 1880. Ip Eo2k BaIdsi,

Mary Lou Thurston, beautiful
orphan. seeks 4 position in the
home Of wealthy Mrs. Margaret
Lorrimer. when the latter's son.
Travers, shell-shocked war
veteran, enters. At sight Of Mary
Lou he becomes wildly excited,
takes her in his arms anu calls her
delight" and "wife." Later. Mrs.
Lorrimer explains that Travers has
mistaken Mary Lou for Delight
Hartford, whom he claims he mar
ried in England, but of whom no
record can be found. Mrs. Lor-
rimer persuades Mary Lou to as
sumo the role of Delight to help
Travers regain his health. Travers
is told that. as Delight was SO
young at the time of her marriage
and had since thought him dead,
they must start all over again. In
her first encounter with Travers,
Mary Lou plays her part perfectly.
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roads to carry and the people to use
These things are encouraging. They
are proof that this land of tremend-
Gus capacity to produce a peoples
needs is again making the things
which the public has demanded. The
development may be the result of
many things but whatever the cause
all of us like the result.
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Barbs

Indiana Farmer Plows Up $1,000
in Ffeld"-Headline. It's gratifying
to know that there is at least one
man who can make farming pay
these days.
A young wife's most anxious
moment, says woman's page
writer, Is when she bakes her
first cake. Yes, and for her
husband when he eats q slice
Of it.
X X X
Chicago world fair is exhibiting
George Washingtons false teeth,
which he was instructed to soak in
liquor II they became too white. The
hard part about it, however, was that
George had to remove them first.
X X X
Lots of old-fashioned political
practices have disappeared under
President Roosevelt's "New Deal"
observes Washington CORE
spondent. Probably they were
lost in the shuttle.
4 4
June Is Is the date set for the pay
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people think, matter Of training.
They are q matter Of feeling.-Mrs.
Franklin D. Roosevelt.
\ \ X
It Is unimaginative to drink beer by
ones Self.-Fulton Ramsay, sculptor.
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past day. and with the questions
which still remained unanswered.
One thing was clear enough. The
gln ne knew had changed. But
aoorably 80. He found, in the
presence Of the living girl. The
memory he had carried fading. IA
could think only Of Delight q she
now was, not Of Delight rs she
mad been: But the one thing which
had not changed was, he knew. his
love Tor her. That remained.
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Ace in the Hole

King George opened historys big.
gest poker game Monday with a SOL
emn warning to put all the cards on
the table and the hope that everyone
will get q slice Of the pot.
His leading subject. Prime Minister
Macdonald, then came to bat with q
speech In which he called attention
to the international debts, Americas
ace In the hole. Before the game
could be completed, he said in effect,
that ace would have to be put back
IN the deck to give the other boys a
sporting chance.
There Is no indication, however,
that this gentle request will meet
with favorable response. Certainly 1t
will not until all the other aces in the
deck are accounted for.
For, in spite Of the high professions
which opened the world economic
parley, there is nothing in the record
to prove that these ideals have the
whole-hearted Endorsement of all ma
ions.
To be sure. everyone Is seeking the
same end, the restoration Of profitable
commerce and industry for the whole
world, but over and above that aim
Is the grim necessity Of seeing that
his particular nation gets its full share
Of the fruits.
No one need be surprised at the in
lection Of the war debt question into
the discussion, despite the fact that
1t is not on the program and that
Americas delegates are not in posi-
ton to discuss it. It Is too close to
European hearts for them to ignore
It and the United States cannot go
on under the status quo much longer.
It is not improbable that some re-
visions will be made on the debt ques-
ton while the economic parley Is in
progress and that an adjustment Of
this vexing problem may coincide with
definite constructive action at Lon
don.
But 1t would be foolish to take that
ace out Of the hole now. If the other
nations show real disposition to CO.
operate in the attempt to better con-
ditions, an additional readjustment Of
the debts. based strictly on capacity
to pay. will be in order. We cannot
urge world cooperation and better
trade on the one hand while with the
other we maintain an effective barrier
against that very program.
On the other hand 1t would be poor
policy to discard that ace in the hole
before the betting starts and then
wake up to find that we had been
beaten by pair of deuces.
We have had enough Of noble ges-
lures on the part Of our government.
What we want now is results. The
debts which other nations owe us
are weapons which may be used in
obtaining them. We would be silly
to relinquish them before the game
gets well under way.
This thought probably Is the basis
for President Roosevelts decision not
to let the debt question be formally
discussed as part Of the economic
parley agenda. The big stick can be
welded much more effectively from
the outside.
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ally, as if a desire to ride on his
part was an everyday occurrence
"Don Lorenzo would be about UP
to your weight, think. I bought
him . year or two ago, perhaps
you remember. and he's in excel
lent condition, Masters tells me-"
She turned to Mary Lou, her
eyes shining.
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| ment Of both European war debt in
stallments and income tax INSTALL
ments to Uncle Sam. The difference
Is, Of course, that the income tax
installmentS will be paid.
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The world speed record for sea-
planes is held by Warrant Officer
Francisco Agello, of the Italian navy.
who set new mark of 423.772 miles
an hour recently.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

signed letters pertaining health hygiene
diagnosis, treatment will be stamped
INK NO reply be made to queries not conforming
Address DR.. William Brady, in Of this
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Civil and government aircraft in
the United States consumed 54,058,-
40! gallons OF gasoline and 1,568,923
gallons of oil in 1882.
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Passenger car sales in 40 states
fell Oft 2.8 per cent during the month
Of April.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies,
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