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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21
: By MRS. WALTER FERGUSON

SATELLITES without which we can
not live.
MO matter how eagerly the in
" dividual may seek freedom, dis
illusionment always follows upon its
possession. 1t was not meant that
men and women should be COM
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

and he likewise is right in pointing out that the
United States has pretty direct responsibility
there.
We gave Cuba her freedom thirty-fve years
ago; we have something of an obligation to see
that that freedom is kept inviolate Just how
we are to do that without infringing on Cuban
sovereignty and stirring up new batch Of
trouble is something Of problem.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21
Que tions and
Answers

Q-Was Winnie Ruth Judd SEN
fenced to die April IA, or April 81,
1888?
Airs. Judd was to be hanged
on April IA, but because it was
Good Friday, she was granted a
weeks reprieve. She was to be
executed on April 81, because a
sanity hearing then was called.
Q-Who made the speech nomi-
mating Governor Roosevelt in the
Democratic national convention
last June?
A-John E. Mack of New York.
Q-IS there a black rose?
A-Horticulturists class the
Prince Camille de Rohan" as
black in color,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21
Viewpoint

BY JOHN THOMPSON
Last night I felt a silver star
Whistle by my ear,
Inc magic of its thrilling speed
Made me crouch with fear.
Today found a silver star.
Lying in the snow,
The same that frightened me
last night?
How am I to know?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21
So They Say

In the year of our Lord, 1888, in
the year of our progress 157, ndivid-
ually we stand-collectively we reel.
F. G. Walcott of Connec-
ticut.
1t is my personal impression that
Germany never was SO quiet as
now.-Max Schmeling, German
boxer.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21
ONE IN 4SO.OOO.000

NNE person, and only one person, was
- killed in a train accident in this coun-
try last year. -Four hundred eighty million
passengers were carried-a record number of
passengers and record safety showing.
When the first primitive railroad trains
were started going, the press and the public
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21
Daily Thought

Intreat me not to leave, or TO re-
turn from following after thee;
for whittier thou goest I will
go; and where thou lodgest I will
lodge; thy people shall be my peo-
pie and thy God my God.-Ruth
1:16.
A S the yellow gold is tried in fire,
"a so the faith of friendship must
be seen in adversity-Ovid.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

France plans to spend millions in propa-
ganda to get Americans to believing once again
that she is a swell country. Millions for the
dense, but not cent for creditors.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

University of Washington crew celebrates
victory by tossing the coxswain overheard.
Whereas, banks toss their president overheard
only in case of defeat.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

Forest sharper has invented way to cut
eucalyptus trees so they stay alive even though
biennial crop of wood is harvested from them.
Might try the same process on taxpayers.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

Many man who bought foreign securities
and thought he was bondholder found out
to his sorrow that he was only bagholder.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

When congress adjourns for the summer.
the members ought to play better golf game
than ever before. They've had lot of expert
ence with the driver.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

Spain is being urged to repeal decree eXpell
ing the Jews signed by Ferdinand and Isabella
in 1892. That's the trouble with republics
always rushing off and doing something hasty.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

Surgeons trying to get $4,000 fee from Tom
Mix, movie actor, for operation. After taking
Toms appendix, he now wants the Table of
Contents.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

Begins to look as if the talk of initiation
was more than just hot air.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

Army tailors, fifteen years after the war,
have made plans to provide soldiers with uni
forms that fit Better hurry up or there won't
be any army to wear the uniforms.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-04-21

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The Washington times., 1933-04-12

IMPORTANT
u moy be cheaper for
YOU 70 buy a new cor
now, then TO continue
running the old one.
The Washington times., 1933-04-12
GREEKS LAUNCH
FUND DRIVE

Patrons and patronesses Of a
Home for the Aged and an or
phanage of the Russian Ortho-
dox Greek Catholic Church in
the United States have secured
500 acres of land in nearby Mary
land where the home will be
built.
A subscription plan has been
launched whereby those interest
ed may contrfbu' funds in .
unique way-by sponsoring an
album containing the pictures
and biographies Of great rulers,
scientists, statesmen, artists and
philosophers.
Details are now being worked
out at headquarters, 1917 Twelfth
st. N. W.
The Washington times., 1933-04-12
BMrLeith Citizens
Protest School Cuts

A resolution protesting against
any curtailment in the school
budget either for construction
or administrative purposes was
adopted last night by the Burleith
Citizens Association meeting in
the Gordon Junior High School.
The organization indorsed vii.
liam NICK. Clayton and Clarence
smith as candidates for District
ssionershipS. J. S. Gorrell
presided.
The Washington times., 1933-04-12
RADIO RAkABLES
Here and There
In the Realm Of
Broadcastins
By STANLEY BIGELOW

There's practically no use try
Ing to deny it. The biggest
thing today is baseball-the
opening American League game
ut Griffith Stadium between the
Griffs and the Athletics.
Columbia is up to the big event
and will broadcast the entire
game through WJSV beginning
ct 2:45.
Ted HuSing, Columbia's prize
sport announcer, Is in Washing
ton to do the honors.
The Washington times., 1933-04-12
Patriots and Drys

Two conventions here in Wash
mgton-one to insure patriotism
and other to promote law en-.
1orcement exclusive of the beer
1aw)-will go on the air tomorrow.
Senator Simeon D. Fess, of
Ohio, and three prominent Repre-
oentatives will speak over the
National network beginning at II
4. m. from the Carlton Hotel,
The Washington times., 1933-04-12


For C0mf0rt-yovr car has to be big
enough so you can be comfortable in it
Ponhoe-he Economy Straight Eohhos wheelbose Of IT'S inches
For Perf0rn1ance-yov have to hove a
big powerful engine
engine hopo~er Straight Eight gives you miles
Straight Eight give.
For Ec0n0my-yoU have to have engine
efficiency
from people Economy
gives IS miles sonon oosoGoe durability
Economy Demonstration.
For Appearance -we'L JUST look at il
and you'll see what Pontiac is
Pontiac show. the effects Of new Anesse styling that mokns one Of Tho
Aokod abovt Of the year.
For Safety-you have to have scientifically
designed and rvggedly built bodies and chassis
4door Sedan weighs a26s and all closed
bodies by sernd strength ood Fisher No
Drot VoniGion s special eoure Ia all closed models.
Only IF YOU hove Pon4ioc's size and weiqist and
engine in your cor, can you expect to rsaAy
get their benefits out Of the car
typical Outstanding price
fed-0nd good buy.
The Washington times., 1933-04-12

where the American Coalition Of
Patriotic Societies will be meet
ing.
The woman's National Com
mittee for Law Enforcement,
which doesn't believe in 80 beer,
even If it Is a law, will hear
Senator Morris Sheppard, CO
author Of the Eighteenth Amend
Inent, at 10:30 p. m. in the Hotel
Washington. National will also
broadcast his address.
Kinder Goes On Budget
DR.. Hans Kinder, conductor Of
the National Symphony Orches.
ira, will participate in the Radio
Joe and the Budget Boys" pro-
gram tonight at 1880 o'clock on
WMAL. The program Is dedi-
Gated to the orchestra.
Phillips H. Lord. better known
to radio listeners as Seth Parker,
is going to abandon radio for IL
months at sea.
Lord plans to set out for a year
cruise around the world sometime
after July /, with q party of col
lege and boyhood friends as his
crew.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
Patrol Stops Over LOO
Autos During The Month

AUTOMOBILES which, i, placed in
parade formation, would form a
line approximately ten miles long,
were stopped by the D district state
highway patrolmen IN the month Of
July. according to the monthly
report released at headquarters by
Lieutenant L. r. Fisher.
From the a stopped l42 driv-
ers were taken under arrest for
traffic violations Tickets were
issued to 3lZ Others. Official
warning, were issued to 646 9TH
ers. Sentences Of nine and a halt
months were. imposed on defend
ants in court, and a total of 49,
1906 went into the public treas
ury from one channel or another.
In their months work the pa
trolmen were on duty 1858 hours
and travelled 1854, miles. They
used 74S gallons of gasoline and
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
1888 Laws
Draw Fire
Over State
Beliepe Governor Ebringbans Is
Considering Calling Solons
TWO-FOLD PURPOSE
REVISION OF Tax Lews And
Teachers Salaries Sought

A special session of the North
Carolina legislature may be called
by Governor Ehringtiaus in the
near future, according to reports
emanating out of Raleigh this
week.
If the special session is called, it
would have a two-fold purpose, its
is stated:
. /. Revision of some of the tax
laws passed this spring, including
the unpopular sales AK.
2. Modification of the present
school teachers salary scale in order
that it would be more In harmony
with the present increase in salaries
provided for in the blanket code of
the president.
Much criticism has been voiced
in opposition to the above meas
ures and in the minds of the aver
age citizen, certain notifications
are necessary.
This report is unofficial but it is
known that the governor has been
requested to call a special session
and that he has had the matter
under consideration. Just what
MI. Ehringhaus' attitude is toward
a special session is unknown.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
Real" ar Daughter
i. Living In Georgia

Columbia - Revolutionary war
payroll records here. enabled. 81
year old Georgia woman to prove
her claim to being one of the few
real daughters of the American
Revolution still living.
The records were found by A.
S. Salley. secretary of the state
historical commission, who was
advised by the historian Of the
Georgia D. A. r. that a daughter
of. a South Carolina soldier in the
War for independence was living
in that state.
The name Of the aatherawhs
given as Loami Notwithstanding
old documents in his files, Mi.
Salley. found where Browns was
paid five pounds, IS shi1lings for
duty with the South Carolina mill
tia in 1892.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
Higher Prices Seen
For Autumn Goods

Persons buying goods from the
shelves of retail stores will pay
from Is to so per cent more mon
ey tor a given article on all new
fall stuff it was announced here
yesterday.
ALREADY Salisbury merchants
have been criticized for raising
prices" N merchant said. eft is !,
matter that they cannot control,
the goods are day by day represent
ing a greater investment for the
merchant"
In this connection attention was
called to the special process tax
that has been placed on all textile
goods, including those goods al
ready on the shelves of stores and
in warehouses.
Ih1s process tax runs around
four and a half cents to the pound
OF textiles. 1t has to be paid by
August 81.
In addition the stores answering
the request of President Roosevelt
and coming in under codes are hav-
ing to pay higher salaries and en-
Ploy more workers, all of which
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
Will
Preside Over
Legion Meet
State Convention Meets Today al
Wrigbtsvile; Flag Escort to
Compete for Honors.

Bryce P. Beard, state commando,
OF the American Legion, will pre-
side over the annual state conven-
ton which meets in Wrightsville
Beach today for a two day session.
Quite a number of veterans from
Rowan county, including the
Samuel c. Hart memorial flag es-
cort and drill team, left Thursday
to attend the convention.
Miss Gertrude Thompson, daugh-
ter of MI. and Mrs. E. G. Thomp-
son, of this city, who was recent
ly chosen as Miss Salisbury" has
also gone to Wrightsville to COM
pete in the state COZ est for Miss
AN -
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
NEW PRESIDENT OF CUBA


Carlos M. de Cespedes took the
oath of office as president of Cuba
on Sunday following the abdication
and flight to Nassau on Saturday
of President Gerardo Machado.
Machado quit on demands of the
army after resisting for weeks a
general demand that he give up the
post. Rioting mobs on Saturday
and Sunday killed 50 or more of
his supporters, wounded many
Others, damaged the presidential
palace. Five U. S. warships pro-
ceeded to Havana to protect A
mericans.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
So pints of motor oil.

296 pints of motor oil.
Arrests were made for faulty
lights, no license, drunken driving
reckless driving, minors driving,
speeding, nc registration cards, hog
ging the road, slow driving anc
other lesser offenses.
The patrol Investigated nineteen
accidents in which IS persons wer.
injured and five killed. Courtesie.
were extended to SO cars havin1
road trouble.
Two automobiles were recovered
from thieves. Fifteen trucks wer,
weighed and six Of these were foune
to be overloaded, The patrolmer
attended sixteen celebrations t
handle traffic and seventeen funer.
ais for the amt reason. A tota
of 2,187 violations were reported
and 2,073 cars were stopped on tn
highways.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
Do You Know The Answer?
Turn to page five for answers

1. In building a vessel what is
the first operation?
2. Which President Of the U.
S. lived longest?
). What is a buoy?
4. Has the u. S. a diplomatic
representative at the Vatican?
s. Where is there a famous
building known as the Doge's Pal
| ace?
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

LEGION MEETS ON FRIDAY
Over 1000 American Legion
naries of the state are to attend
the department. convention open
ing in Wilmington on Friday and
lasting three days.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
SHERIFF STAYS GANGSTERS

Sheriff Thomas B. Bash, Of Kan
sas City, went with his folks to a
lawn party, but he took a riot gun
along with him and on the return
he saw a car Of gangsters shooting
down a fugitive on the street. Bash
brought his gun into play, slew
two of the murderers and captur-
ed a third.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

GOOD
MORNING

THE PLOWMAN
| plow the green fields
Up and down,
And turn them DER
A golden brown.
l whistle gayly
With yonder
Lark,
And ponder
Deeply
In my heart on the futility
Of more gold.
With all this wealth around me-
My health, my joy
Without alloy.
From sun up
Til sun down +
l see new beauty
In the ground
AS up and down
The fields l go,
In the West a star has set,
Dear God, my thanks, lest I for
ct.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

THREE NEGROES LYNCHED
Three negroes held for the sEay-
ing of a white woman were seized
by an Alabama mob near Tuscai-
oosa, as officers attempted to spirit
them away to safety in another
county. The bodies of two, rid
died with bullets, were found later
in the day.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
FIND BODY ON HIGHWAY

FIND BODY ON HIGHWAY
Killed by being thrown from an
automobile, ruled a Scotland coun-
ty coroner's jury, after viewing the
body of Mrs. John H. Woodward,
81, farmers wife, found lying on
a highway nine miles west of Laur-
inburg. Woodward said his wife
frequently left home at night, de-
clared he did not know with whom
she was.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
PROHIBITION BUREAU DIES

Abolition of the prohibition en-
forcement bureau was made last
week by the. justice department,
500 dry workers were fired and L.
500 were transferred into the de-
partment investigation bureau.
Major A. V. Dalrymple, chief. of
the enforcement bureau, lost his
job.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
DEPUTY STAYS RUM
RUNNER

Briar Rush, Durham liquor run.
ner was shot in the heart and in
stantly killed by Deputy Sheriff L
L. Morgan, as Rush zigzagged hi.
car at s. miles an hour over q
highway trying to shake Morgan
from the running board. Deputies
had surprised Rush and a compan'
ion shooting dice near their liquor.
laden cars.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
Revenue
Golfers
Swelled
S122,704,s6 Paid Into T.}Ismy
During May, June And Jnly
l7S,442 GALLONS CONSUMED
Oper Fine Million Bottles of Bee,
Sold In North Carolina

North Carolinians consumed
legally l7S,442 gallons and $751;
161 bottles of beer in May and
June, the first two months of legal
81 beer, figures compiled in the
office of Commissioner Of Revenue
A. ]. Maxwell showed.
Also, it is indicated that the con-
sumption in the second month was
some less than in the first, bottles
in May reaching 3,41S,12l and
dropping to 2,163,04o in June,
which was. partly offset by the in
crease in barrel beer from 1880
gallons in May to 101,272 gallons
in June, indicating the increasing.
number of places at which beer
On SAP vas axaiAable
from beer and wine up 70 August
l was $122,7O4.86 of which ST.
oS9.S6 was the consumption or
volume tax for May and June, and
the balance of $50,615 was from
retailers, wholesalers, statesmen and
train dealers for May, June and
July. OF this, retailers paid $22,-
$3.50, wholesaler distributors
O21,900, statesmen $4,437.5o, and
dealers on trains, $500.
2,239 Dealers Licensed
Retail dealers in the state have
reached 1889 in number, while
there are 146 wholesale distribu-
tors, 293 statesmen and three deal
ers on trains.
The state tax fer retailers is S.,
but 10 per cent is added to each
additional place operated by one
organization. Under this chain
arrangement, the A & P has 14e
stores licensed, paying SO for the
last one, and Pender's has 1873.
places, paying 81 for the last one.
The county tax is SIS fiat, while
the city license is $40 for on prem
Uses consumption and SIS for on
premises, the chain store tax pro-.
crossing at, 10 per cent increase for
each store.
Clay Is Dry
A resident of Clay county can
not buy beer or wine legally in his
home county, for there is no licens-
ed retailer there. Greene has one;
Graham, Hyde, Stokes and Tyrrell
have two each; Alexander, Allie
ghany, Davie, Hoke, Jones, Fender,
Perquimans and Polk have three
each; Mitchell, Onslow, PamlicoI
and Yancey four each; Ashe.
Montgomery, Pennsylvania and.
Yadkin, five.
Mecklenburg leads with 173,
Guilford coming second with 100;
Forsyth has 127, Wake 1903, Dur
ham 100, Buncombe So, New Han
over 76, Rockingham SO and Row.
an 81.
Mecklenburg county has 173 Ii
censed beer places, from which the
state gets a minimum of~$S65 a
year from license only, the county
gets 1895 and the cities or towns
get a minimum of $40 a year for
each place.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

s. What is the Gable Ac.s
Z. Who originated the Kelley
Cure?
8. What kind of acid does milk
contain?
9. What quality Of a body
causes it to float in a liquids
10. OF what race are the Marx
Brothers?
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

tSHERIFFS PICK ADKINS
Oscar F. Adkins, sheriff of Me.
Dowell county, was elected presi-
dent of the North Carolina Sherifs
association, concluding the annual
meeting at Asheville. Elizabeth
City gets the 1884 convention.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

HELD FOR Staying BOY
A lawn party in Forsyth county
was turned into a scene of terror,
when J. M. Bray, 40, started shoot
ing promiscuously with IA pistol
Leslie Tuttle, IA, was shot near the
heart and died instantly. Bray is
held for murder.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
S CRUSHED TO A

James Latham, ~, of near Wash
ington, N. c., was fatally crushed
when the drive shaft of his lumber
laden truck. dropped down against
a railroad track, hating the truck
suddenly and catapulating the
lumber against Latham's body.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

FIND BODY IN GONDOLA
The body of pete" Maydanis,
nine, son of an Oxford cafe oper-
ator, was found at the bottom of a
railroad gondola car, loaded with
rock. just how the tragedy &C.
CURED is not known.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
NEWS
BRIEFS

POISON BREAD FATAL TO
THREE
Three negro children died in a
tenant house on the Rankin farm
IN Cabarrus county as result of
eating bread in which poison had
accidently been mixed. Eleven
members of the family were af-
fected.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
GREAT G ENDS

CHEAT FLIGHT ENDS
The greatest mass air flight in
history ended with General Italo
Balbo leading p planes to a land
ing near Rome after circling half
the: globe in flight to Chicago and
return. In a great ovation at Rome,
Sunday, the airmen were decorat-
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
PAYNE HEADS COMMIS-
|SIONERS

CIOIV ETNO
A. L. Payne, Jr., of the Forsyth
county board, was chosen by the
state body of county commission
ers and county accountants as pre-
sident for the year. The meeting
was at Wrightsville beach.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18

80 "ss
the prettiest girl in our school Of
l40."
Friend-"How did it turn out?'
Girl-"It couldn't be decided a.
the count showed there were 14O
different girls voted for"
Undoubtedly there is something
wrong with this 81 product when,
after so days of it, nobody tries tc
sing Good Night ladies'" or STEP
through a coal chute backward.
Does bigamy mean that a mar
has one wife too many?"
mot necessarily, my son. A
man can have one wife too many
and still not be a bigamist."
SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN
She-How's your companionat<
marriage coming on?
He-Not so good. I lost my
wife's address.
ALWAYS there are scavenger
birds in the grain and stock mar
kets who can only hear the 1rrian
call.
ONE VARIETY
"Scribbles is a free thinker, ISM
he?"
"Well, no editor will give him
anything for his thoughts"
REPORT has it resort hotels are
garnering a harvest. Harvest hand,
are in evidence wherever there are
bellhops.
Friend-'I met your husband
today and he was telling me h
is in love with his work"
Wife-"Is that so? | must drop
around to his office and see abou,
it."
=
Miss Neverstop, seating herself
between two serious minded men.
exclaimed-"A rose between two
thorns."
"No," replied one, SAY rarher a
tongue sandwich"
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1933-08-18
FIGURE-S-IVELY SPEAKING

FIGURE-8-IVELY SPEAKING
I often sit and meditS
Upon the scurvy trick of is
That keeps me still a celibS
Oh, what a stS!
To love me and be my ms
My 40tude is not so grs
1t cannot w8.