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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
Foreign Representatives
SMALL, SPENCER. BREWER
(Incorporated)
CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON
Stretching the Dollar

Few dollars are stretched farther
hone in a better cause. than those
which are donated by the people Of
the state to it's tuberculosis associa-
ton. II is impossible to estimate how
many lives have been saved by the
work which this organization has
cone. but the reduced incidence Of
tuberculosis and a declining death
rate from this cause give testimony
CT material accomplishment.
Constant study and observation,
coupled with wide experience and adj
vances in methods Of treatment. have
taught the people in charge of this
work when and where to strike most
effectively That they have done so
is illustrated by the report Of DR..
Fannie Dunn Quain, president Of the
organization, published Tuesday in
this newspaper.
Mrs. Quain is mother as well as
z physician and both her instinct and
her technical knowledge give approx
IL to the plan for preventing the di-
sease among children worked out so
splendidly at Camp Grassick. To
save the tuberculous adult is diff
cult proposition, so difficult that
many institutions where such cases
are treated have acquired in the
past the regulations of charnel
houses. The situation is better now.
but not enough SO to warrant any
favorable comparison with proper pre-
ventive measures In treating tuber-
culosiS, If anywhere, "a stitch in time
saves nine
The heavy incidence Of the disease
among children of teen age is cause
for concern and should command the
attention of parents everywhere. The
recommendations of the Tuberculo-
sis association with regard to this
phase of the fight should be given
attention by the proper authorities,
AS should the suggestion concerning
the value of hot lunches in combat
ing disease.
We hear of this organization main
ly at Christmas time when the an
Eual seal sale is conducted, but it is
comforting to know that 1t functions
every day in the year and that, when
the rest OF us are intent on our own
affairs, it is giving undivided atten-
ton to important factors concerning
our health and that of our children.
Bismarck can be especially proud
OF the fact that two of her citizens,
Mrs. Quain and Miss Helen Katen,
executive officer. are in the forefront
Of this work. They are giving an
example Of fine public service and OF
dollar-stretching which other organ
izations depending upon the public
tor finances might well copy in these
times.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
A Law Not Always Effective

A Law Not Always Effective
Americans probably are the most
gullible people in the world when it
comes to legislation. They too often
refuse to hold an official response
BILE for proper administration but
spend great energy in seeking to pre-
vent maladmlnlstraJlon by the en-
actment of law aimed at some
practice which could easily be pre-
vented by election of proper officials
to office.
Legislation against nepotism. laws
prohibiting the employment Of mar
ried women, mass of legislation di-
recting certain businesses how to
conduct their affairs illustrate the
point and the instances could be
multiplied ad nauseum.
Congress. for instance, is now EN-.
gagged in = probe OF the Kreuger
swindle. Certain forces are milling
around seeking to pass laws which
would make another Kreuger swindle
impossible. They won't succeed
swindles will continue unless the in
vesting public is on its guard and
pasks more information before giving
up it, hard earned dollars.
In the past credit has been an easy
thing to get. In too many instances
It has been on q grand scale. The
depression u changing many rules Of
credit. Stock exchanges are adopt
lnG new rules providing for audits
md other investigations to ward of
such . colossal fraud a. that Of the
late match king. Here = the place
70 ~ up the safeguards, not by laws
which Ia many Of such instances are
iuttls TO say the least.
Ihs elder J. p. Morgan once. under
Congressional fire, was asked what
gui6ed him in determining Z mans
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
Allen White, editor, Emporia Kan.
Gazette.

Gazette.
| \ \ \
A leading New York clergyman re.
Gently said there were $4,000, 900 per-
sons in this country who were with
out religion. That is quite respect
able proportion Of our total popula-
ton and hence deserves great consid-
eration.-Rupert Hughes, novelist.
X. X X
Even though we do not serve cock
tails, all Of our old friends are glad
to see us.-Russell Firestone, former
sportsman, son of the Akron tire
magnate, now a follower of the OK
ford group. English youth spiritual:
movement.
Il Y
Keep him George Bernard Shaw,
Irish playwright outside the 1O-mile
limit so he can enjoy himself by say
ing he alone is sane in a world Of
American lunatics. He'll love that
Maurice Colbourne, English actor, APP
pearing in Shaw's new play in San
Francisco.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR
TWINS

Twin babies a year old thrown on
the mercies of cold world, cold
toward new arrivals certainly, thru
The death Of their parents in an ac-
cident. If these had been the Off
spring Of ordinary people it might
have gone hard with the babies. In
stitution life for them, unless by rare
luck some queer old-fashioned family
might take fancy to them and
adopt one or both.
But these little orphans were not
the offspring Of ordinary people,
Their parents were different. The
orphans were the beneficiaries of
$4,000 insurance the parents had
provided for them.
Hence the problem of disposing of
the twin infants was submitted to
the court. No less than four families
or-er-coupleS sought to adopt the
babies. 1t is remarkable what a whale
Of difference fifteen thousand dol
lars makes.
They tell me and they keep on tell
ing me that it costs $500 just to have
baby nowadays, or $3.50 if you are
fcnd OF putting on the ritz. But.
shucks, $3.50 is cheapjohn. 1t is now
possible to have special nurses at
$50 each per and an additional $40
or SIS each per for board. laundry
cigarettes and lipstick. Then you can
indulge your exotic taste in hospital
accommodations at anywhere from
$50 up to $500 per for your suite. And
finally you can employ an exclusive
obstetrician for whatever you hate
to pay. and if you want to be quiet
sWanky there is no federal tax on
paying special anesthetist as much
as real doctor would charge for a
case delivered at your own home, if
any.
In order to decide which of the
TOUR applicants should be given the
babies the court had the character
and home environment of all of them
investigated by its officers and the
investigators reported that all the
applicants were fit people to have
children. The court then selected the
lucky couple by lot and awarded
them the $4,000 twins for legal
adoption. The parties being in court
fine emotional thrill was enjoyed
by all.
Thousands of the most lovable
babies in the world are in institu-
tons all over the country awaiting
tor adoption by childless or one
child families, waiting to bring all
the joy and happiness this world car
offer to any right thinking married
folk. Now and then some couple more
or less sneakingly looks EN- over anc
even takes one home on approval
These orphans parents having failed
to provide any insurance for them
their adopted parents prefer to take
the hush-hush attitude and thus un.
Willingly place stigma upon theil
| foster children.
The shame or disgrace, if an,
such feeling is involved belong
upon the household that elects to re-
main childless. Especially where i
IS obvious that the family could af-
ford to have a baby, or il it be &
one-child family. then a companion
to grow up with the lone kid. Whe1
such a couple becomes liberal
minded and big hearted enough II
adopt baby or two and to pick waif
without dowry. that's something t,
stir the affection Of honest folk.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

OF success. Many become hits thanks
to the chatter that goes around. For
New York is small town enough to
recognize its neighbors, particularly If
they are prominent enough.
The opening comedy of the season
was said to have picked on Dorothy
Parker and Robert Benchley for char
acters. THE Royal Family" seemed
to have been aimed at the Barry.
mores, and New Workers had Jolly
times picking out which-was-which, II
any. George Kaufman once played the
role Of himself in a Hollywood traves-
~. And Alexander Woollcott satiriz-
ed himself in Brief Moment" by ly-
ing on a couch throughout the action
Of comedy, reciting wisecracks and
barbed remarks. In Dinner at
Eight" the bubbling old actress from
London and the movie hero are cas-
lily recognized.
X y Y
TRY-OUTS HERE
Also, word oeS around Broadway
that out-of-town try-outs Of plays
will grow scarcer. These have always
been expensive incidentals in show
producing, but were thought to be
necessary in order to whip q play in
shape for the final presentation.
Producers have found intimate
matinees' to be quite as serviceable.
Lists of invitations are sent out to
friends Of actors or to players out Of
work or to writer's or others. And re-
hearsals are staged in the presence
of such critics. These often 60 on for
a week, with new audience Of few
hundred present each time.
Railroad fares, hotel bills and such
are automatically saved. What's more.
many shows are found to be so bad
when displayed on the road that they
never see Broadway anyhow.
Some managers have the notion
that certain audiences will be willing
to pay less than box-office prices to
get in on the try-outs and rehear-
sails. Experiments along this line are
extremely likely.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
HO HUM-HELP!

Denver, Colo.-"Ho-hum-help!" is
the way Jailer Leslie Heckart express
ed himself, although he meant only
"ho-hum." Heckart, overcome by
gigantic yawn, leaned back in his
chair and leaned against the button
to the emergency bell. He soon had
the corridors swarming with officers
OF the law, frantically looking for
escaped convicts.
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or not otherwise credited In this
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matter herein are also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

Few can sympathize with the SEN
ate III its wrath against Huey Long
for his latest filibuster. They have
within themselves a speedy remedy
to limit debate. Long was using the
easiest weapon at hand. The nation
generally condemns such tactics but
is amused at the senates discomfort
under Longs barrage of words. The
situation is Of its own making.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

Now that freedom with joker at
tached has been offered the Philip
pines. it remains to be seen whether
the Filipino will see the string.
Stringing the little brown fellow has
been national policy for years.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

When the voters elected Roosevelt
on dripping wet platform, nothing
was said about modified repeal.
The trend taken merely shows that
an issue before and after election are
slightly different matters.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
COMPACT LIB s.
~ EXPERTS PLAY III $780, 49,

| fourth from the highest, card Of the
suit led (e. 6. If you held Q-lo-s-o.2'
and that was the suit you had select
ed to open, the five spot should be
led.
The numeral Of the card led should
be subtracted from II Tin this case
five from IL leaves six). The result
win tell you the number OF csrdS
higher than the card led that are IN
the hands Of the three players other
than the leader.
Using the above example (partner
opening the five spot) If dummy now
held king-9-6 and you, as partner OF
the leader, held ace-jack-7, you would
now say five from II leaves six. AS
these are three cards in the dummy
higher than the five spot, and as your
hand contains three higher, you
would now know that the declarer
held no card higher than the five.
II dummy played the six. you would
play the seven, which would hold the
trick. II he played the nine you would
win the trick with the jack, while II
he played the king you would take
it with the ace.
The mathematical principle Of the
Rule Of Eleven Is as follows: Cards
in reality begin with the two spot
there Is no one spot. Now, let US sub
stitute an IL spot for the jack, II
spot for the queen, IL spot for the
king and q II spot for the ace.
Now select Is cards from one suit
Of q deck and lay them out on the
table in their ranking order. We are
calling the ace, king, queen and jack
the II, IL, IL and IL spots, respective
~.
Now select any small card and
subtract it from the highest card
the IA spot. II you had selected the
five, you will now find, after deduct
ing five from II, that there are nine
cards higher than the five spot In
every suit.
As the card led Is always the fourth
best, the leader therefore holds three
Of these nine cards, so instead Of say
ing five from Il leaves nine and the
three the leader holds from nine
leaves six, we shorten the procedure
by deducting the three cards held by
the leader from IA and arrive at the
constant figure Of II.
Now, for practice, take the IL cards
OF the suit you are using and deal
them out in four hands-in any dis
tribution you care to, making sure
that the opening leader always has
at least four cards. Lead the fourth
best, look at the dummy, look at eth
er Of the other two closed hands, and
see il you can tell how many cards
higher than the card led are In the
other closed hand.
Practice this until you are
thoroughly familiar with the working
of the Rule of Eleven.
It IS very seldom that a card high
er than the eight spot IS ever led in
the Rule Of Eleven. When the nine
spot Is your fourth best card, you
invariably have an honor combination
that should be led in preference to
the fourth best.
Copyright, 1888, NEA Service, Incl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

Our Florida weather has gone, but
few will miss it. North Dakota VIM
tiers are invigorating and health-giv-
ing, too.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. ID.

Signed letters
diagnosis treatment. will Brady stamped
envelope enclosed Letters should brief
No reply made queries conforming instruc
tons Address William Brady
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

The Grand Forks Herald thinks
that Madam Speaker is superfluous
They suggest "Oh Min" instead.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

If the Democrats are going to up
taxes all down the line, no one will
be forgotten after March 4.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend OF thought by other editors
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Hide Still Impervious
AS a medical student I submit the
following. A says the skin absorbo
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-01-19

Most plays with such characters
always manage to gain fair degree
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02

CHAMP CLARK was Speaker of the House for eight years. The generals were WOLFE; Eng fish. and MoNTCALM. French. The American Federation oE Ls Dor was formed in 1SS6s
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02

A pretty wedding took place this morning at o'clock at St Jo- seph's church when Miss Helen U. Silks, daughter of Mrs Barbara Silks of East Main street, became the bride of Clarence Bauser of East Main street, son of Mrs E. F. Walsh of Chicago. Rev Joseph valentiejus ofiiciated at the cere- mony and also celebrated the nup. tial mass which followed. Miss. Mary Griskauskas was the only at. tendant of the bride, and Joseph Bashinskas was the best man. The church was decorated with palms, ferns and cut flowers.
 The bride wore q gown of white satin fashioned with long full skirt and leg O mutton sleeves and she wore c veil of julie and lace. Her arm bouquet consisted of white roses, lilies of the valley and swan- sonia. Her attendant wore Q frock of peach crepe styled with Q high neckline and having q cape effect and she wore turban of trans- parent velvet in corresponding shade.
 A reception was held at the home of the bride following tho ceremony. Upon returning the couple will take up their residence at 2S36 East Main street.
 Miss Jean Engelke, daughter of pr Charles Engelke og Buckingham street, left on Thursday to enter Pine Manor at Wellesley. Mass. Miss Engelke was graduated in June from saint Margaret's school
 Miss Eleanor Wilcox, daughter of Mir and Mrs Levi Wilcox of Woodlawn Terrace, has returned to her studies at Wellesley.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02

Mir and Mrs Joseph Butwell of nounce the coming marriage of their daughter, Miss Mary Yvonne ButweIi, to Daniel Francis Bergin, son of Mrs Bergin of G1 Plaza ave- nue, Tho wedding will take place at St Marys church, Union City, on Wednesday morning, the 11th, at o'clock.
 The annual social of the Comites club was hold recently at the Gen. tral YMCA. Those attending were James Casey and Shirley Geghan, Bill Curley and Eleanor Callan, Dan Fabiony and Mary Dillon, Jaes Harrison and Gertrude Keen an, James Walsh and Christine Russell, Charles o'connor and Ruth Quinn, Arthur Nc Dannld and Betty Harrison, John Lawlor ana Edna siator, Francis Grove and Paggy Roberts, Ed Fleming and Ger trude Whalen, John kenney and Rita Reilly, Eddie Rielly and June Freean, Randall Mccarthy and Roseary Mellon, Eddie Leggett and Betsy Buckley, Francis Sheehan and Kay Sheehan, chaperons, Bill Briggs and Miss Take, Frank Fee- Icy and Patsy Phelan.
 Winners in the duplicate con tract bridge session held Fri- day afternoon at the homo of Mrs. George Pierpont of Wyman street were: Nort hand south, Mrs. VII. Ham Carpenter and Mrs. Samuel Budde, 34 1.9 and runners-up, Mrs. Morris Bennett and Mrs. Har- old Martin, 33; and East and West, Mrs. William Burke and Mrs. Rut- ledge Parker, SC and runners-up, Mrs. Harold Brennan and Mrs. Frank Monaghan. 33.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02

Mrs William Clarke of Vernon street entertained the members of winona Past Noble Grand associa- ton at her home Thursday after noon. At the business meeting the following officers were elected: President, Mrs Lester Flood; vice. president, Mrs James Maxwell; secretary Mrs Josephine Lynn; treasurer, Mrs John Hollingworth, Mrs Willis Biakeslee, the retiring president, was in charge of the meeting. Mrs James Maxwell was awarded the mystery prize. Follow in gthe business meeting cards were played, Mrs Frank Dockum, Mrs c. Middleton Parsons and Mrs David Weaving being high scores. Mrs Clarke served a chicken sup- per early in the evening. Those attending were Mrs Willis Blake slee, Mrs Lester Flood, Mrs James Maxwell, Mrs Josephine Lynn, Mrs George Manville, Mrs ID. E. Hay" ward, Mrs Louis Russell, Mrs c. Middleton Parsons. Mrs Catherine Turrell, Mrs Frank Dockum, Mrs Mary Goodroe, Mrs David Weaving Mrs William Clarke, members Of the association and the following guests, Mrs Louis Pickard, Mrs Charles Gibson, Misses Annabei Wood and Laura Brown.
 Misses Rita and Alice Veillette of Silver street were hostess at a miscellaneous shower at the Scovill Girls club Wednesday evening m honor of Miss Agnes Gibbons Of Naugatuck who is being married soon to Albert veillette. Those in attendance were Misses Georgette LaBonne, Marjorie Cromwell, Rose Valierand, Gernaine Vefllette, Eva Champagne, Helen and Marie Des- coteaux. Glare and Bertha Derouin, Rita. Evelyn and Clare Brousseau, Beatrice Leblanc, Marie McDer- mott. Mrs Alfred vallerand, Mrs Flora vallerand, Mrs William grousseau, Mrs Martin Garrick, Mrs Agnes wilson, Mrs Arthur Bergeron, Mrs Alex Daudelin, Mrs Walter Derouin, Mrs Alfred Der ouin, Mrs Lucien- Derouin, Mrs Ernest Derouin, Mrs Blanche Ma thon, Mrs Wilfred Vallerand, Mrs Rose Gibbons, Mrs Alex sullivan, Mrs Edward Emke. Mrs Ciayton Fredericks, Mrs Emil Veiuette, Mrs Loranger, Mrs William Curiey' MITE Hart, Mrs Alfred Veillette ana Misses Alice and Rita Veillette.
 M. Carroll Culhane. son Of Maurice Cuihane of Chestnut ave- nue, left last week for Medford' Mass, to enter Tufts college den- tai school.
 Mir and Mrs Donald J. Post, for- merly of Essex Falls have taken inc Brothers house in Watortown' MT Post, the son of MT and Mrs M. c. Post of Euclid avenue, was formerly Q member of the faculty at the Kingsley school for boys and is now on the tetching stan ct the Post college. Mrs Post is the for- mer Alice Earle Hyde, daughter of pr and Mrs Clarence Reginald Hyde of Brooklyn. N. Y, and Ban' tam.
 Miss Leonie Williams, daughter of Mir and Mrs Samuel P. Williams, Jr, of Hillside avenue. left on Thursday to enter Pine Manor nt Wellesley, Mass. Miss Williams was graduated in June from Saint Margaret's school. Her two broth, CTS, Samuel P. Williams, Sd, and James Brown Williams, have re" turned to their studies it Yale.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02
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missing honors will be divided. Playing on this assumption, let uS try to establish the club suit safely before control of the heart suit is knocked out.
 The proper play is the ace of clubs from dummy, and then q small club. On this club East will show out, playing the seven of diamonds. The declarer then plays his ten and West wins the trick with the pack. The declarer has a perfect tenace in dummy with the king nine over Vests queen-six of clubs.
 East returns the deuce of hearts. which the declarer wins with the queen and then takes the club finesse. He runs the king and five of clubs, the ace of diamonds and the ace and king of spades for three no trump, while if he had tried to break the club suit by playing the ace and king, his con- tract would have been defeated. Copyright. 1883. NEA Service, Inc.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02
COMPACT Ngl[lRZA A ""EXPERTS PLAY IT & &S1
By VIM. E. MCKINNEY


 Secretary, American Bridge League Tn the bidding of hand at con- tract we are always looking for the safety of the hand. There are also safety plays in the play of the hand. A good example Of playing q hand safe is given in the following hand which came up in a recent tournament at Fort way ne, Indiana.
 The Bidding.
 South and West passed and North opened with one club. East overcalled with one heart. south bid one no trump, West passed and North bid two no trump. south went to three no trump.
 Inc Play.
 The opening lead was the nine of hearts, which East won with the king. He returned the i've or hearts and the trick was won III dummy with the ace.
 Some players might make the mistake now of trying. to break the clubs by leading the ace and king, hoping they would split three. two-and then complain of hard luck if this play did not work. However, there is Q safer way 10 p'Iy You should assume that the two
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-10-02
FROM THE DESERTED VILLAGE" 1"

In all my wandrngs round this world of care. In all my gricfS-and God has given my share l still had hopes my latest hours to crown, Amidst these humble bowers to lay me down; To husband out fc's taper at the close And keep the flame from wasting by repose; l still had hopcs--for pride attends us still Amidst the swans to show my book-lcarnd d skill Around my fire an evening group to draw And tell of all felt. and all l saw And, as an hare whom hounds and horns pursue Pants to the place from whence he flew, l still had hopes my long vexatons past Here to rcturn--and die at homo at last,
 OLIVER GOLDSMITH.