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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
Largest Gathering
Attends WabaSsO's
TwO-Day Celebration

Wabasso. August 25-The harvest
festival here Saturday and Sunday
drew one of the largest crowds ever
attending any celebration here. The
first ball game between Wabasso and
Seaforth was won by Wabasso 6 to s.
the second between Wabasso and Del
hi was also won by the former Ii to
1. The winners in the doll buggy
contest were Marjorie Franta, first;
Mary Franta, second and Darleen
Davis, third.
Leonard Goblirsch visited at the
John Daub Jr. home last week.
James Larson returned Sunday at
ter spending the summer with rela-
tives at Dawson and Boyd.
For the past week Miss Virginia
Wilcox of Redwood Falls was a
visitor at the R. F. Druck home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Friedley are
the parents of a baby boy born
Thursday, August "a.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Goblirsch and
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Seitz of Lafay-
cite were visitors at the John Cob
lirsch Sr. and Mrs. Mary Goblirsch
homes here Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Zeren and chill
dren were visitors at the parental
John Zeren home Sunday.
Mrs. George Franta, Misses Viola
Franta, Marie Hensel, Bertha Schot-
tenbauer, Doria Thomas and Mar
jorie Franta were callers in Red
wood Falls Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Fritz were visit
ors in Milroy Sunday evening.
Mrs. Maude Weldon of Redwood
Falls was an overnight caller at the
Edward Weldon home Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Kretsch and
son motored to New Ulm Thursday
to attend the funeral of the formers
uncle, Theodore Kretsch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Petzel ac-
companied by Mrs. Joseph Swantz Sr.
were callers in Redwood Falls Fri
day
Henry Resort was Redwood Falls
visitor Wednesday.
Lorna Bode left for her home at
CORTLAND after weeks visit with
her brother, Ben and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Goblirsch and
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Seitz of Lafay-
cite were callers at the George Cob
lirsch home Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Dietz and fami-
ly were dinner guests at the home of
Mrs. Anna Cannon at Sleepy Eye.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Schotten-
bauer of Tracy were callers here
Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hillary Jenniges ac-
companied by Miss. Marion Zeren
were visitors at Mankato Wednesday.
Mrs. Hugo Jahnke and daughter,
Dolores, and Miss Harriet Schune-
mann left for GAINESVILLE and Mankato
Thursday.
Francis Egle, Oliver Weldon and
Anthony Kahs left Wednesday on a
trip to the Black Hills and northern
Minnesota.
Archie Jet left Tuesday morning
for visit with his mother at Fredsr-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
GIRL NEAR FAIRMONT
KILLED IN ACCIDENT

Wanda Opperdahl, four-year-old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Paul j
Opperdahl, living north of Fairmont,
was killed in a train-automobile
crash near that city recently. In
company with her older sister, Wan
da had been in Fairmont and it was
while motoring homeward that their
car was struck by south bound Om-
aha freight train, just as they turn
ed onto the gravel road after leav-
ing Highway No. Is. When the
heavy freight train was stopped, the
body of the little girl was found
lodged under the cow-catcher of the
engine. She died a few minutes la
ter. The older sister, who was driv-
ing, is recovering in Fairmont hos
pital.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
annie MCPHERSON.
BACK FROM PARIS,
TO SEE STATE FAIR
Last Minute Additions to Pro-
gram Include Allotment
Plan Exhibit

Aimee Semple Mcpherson, pastor
of the Angelus Temple, Los Angeles,
will visit the Minnesota State Fair
which opens Saturday.
Sister Aimee, who recently return
ed from Paris, will be introduced to
the grandstand audience Tuesday af-
ternoon, September and will make
a few pointed remarks, after which
she will tour the grounds.
Last minute additions have been
made to the program. A fashion re-
vue, Lessons in loneliness" with &c
models, has been arranged for the
Woman's Activities building, under
the direction of Miss Myndall Cain
noted beauty lecturer, who will ap-
pear in person twice daily at 2 and
A p. m.
Another feature, "The Family
Menu" is a modern cooking school to
be directed by Elizabeth Casey.
A military drill by Battery F, 18th
Field Artillery, Fort Smelling, will be
a nightly feature in the Horse Show
A champion six-horse hitch, owned
by a we'll known st. Louis brewery
will arrive Saturday and participate
in the Horse Show.
The first public showing Of an ex-
hibit illustrating the wheat acreage
reduction program of the Agricul-
tural Adjustment administration, will
be presented at the fair.
The displays are now being prepar-
ed in Washington and will be rushed
here by express to arrive in time to
be installed by Saturday. The title
of the exhibit is "The New Trail in
Agriculture" Complete details will
not be available until the exhibit ar
rives.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
SPRINGFIELD PLANS
TO INSTALL AERATOR

The city of Springfield is planning
to install an aerator, settling tank
and filter east of the water tank for
the purpose of purifying the city wa
ter.
The water has high iron content,
free carbon dioxide and some man
ganese which will be eliminated al
most entirely by aeration. City En-
gineer John Plamann is drawing
plans for the layout. An expert
mental aerator was installed at the
power plant this spring and samples
taken for chemical analysis showed
the carbons could be removed or al
most entirely eliminated.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31

Young Swiss bull. Can be regist-
cred.
Two roam bulls, six months old. Il
Registered Polled Angus bull. three
years old.
Registered Swiss bull. Medium
color. Gentle. $1,000.
Two year old Holstein bull. Mostly
white. Purebred.
Three shorthorn cows. Freshen
next November. for $500.
Twenty cows, freshen November
and December next. Mostly Short
horns.
Hereford bull, months old.
Pony about 800 pounds.
Three Holstein cows.
Roam Shorthorn bull. Yearling,
Eighteen ewes and ten lambs to
trade for good milk cows.
Purebred red Polled Bulls. Choice
for $500.
Two Fordson tractors with plows.
Registered Shorthorn bull, two
years old. Blocky built. (roan).
Two corn binders. Choice for
$3.50.
Light pigs. Double treated.
Kentucky grain drill.
Manure spreader for $3.50, works
good.
John Deere corn picker. Nearly
new. Will trade for stock.
Mccormick Deering corn picker.
Trade for horses.
Garage, 10x16 #. Good condition.
Corn snapper cheap. Consider
trade.
Two bottom tractor pillow, $4,000.
Walking pillow for $500.
Four steel roller corn shredder.
Used three years.
WANTED
Wooden silo.
Silage cutter.
Ponly about 800 pounds.
Stock saddle.
Heavy harnesses.
Serviceable aged bulls. Any breed.
Corn binders.
100 Sheep. Light cattle.
Brood sows.
Heavy young mares.
BUYERS and SELLERS
EXCHANGE
]. M. Stewart. Redwood Falls
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
FOR SALE

Strawberry roam yearling colt to
trade in on good milk cows.
Bay mare, six years old. 1900 lbs
No better mare.
Sorrell gelding, four years old
1900 lbs, $125.0O.
Several good work horses from IL
years up to IA years old $4,000 up to
$500.
Chestnut mare, 1900 lbs. Good
worker, $4,000.
Black gelding, 1450 lbs. $65.0O.
Good work horse to trade for colt
Team of mare colts, two years old.
Draft type, $115.0O.
Black team, 5000 lbs, $4,000.
Team of mare colts, one year old.
Draft type. $500.
Roam bull, year old, $500.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31

The annual production of gold in
the United States is about $4,000.
900 worth.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
Minnesota Farm Loan
Requests 1927, 766 a Day

Federal Land bank appraisers
working in Minnesota appraised
farms for loans totaling more than
three and one-third million dollars
from August l to August "a inclu-
sive, figures just announced by the
Federal Lark bank of st. Paul show.
This aggregate is made up of 645
appraisals for regular land bank
loans totaling $2,sS1 900, and 241
commissioner loans totaling $465, 500,
the exact total for both classes OF
loans being $3,346, 500 for the period.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
CUTS SELF WITH AK

Charles Welch cut a deep cash in
his left hand Thursday afternoon
with an ak. He was cutting down
small willow trees on county road
project near Walnut Grove when the
AK slipped. He was treated at the
Redwood Falls hospital.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
Morgan Girl Welded
at Home Thursday

Morgan, August 29-The marriage
of Miss Mildred Larson, daughter OF
Mrs. Katherine Larson to Jesse Glenn
of Elgin, Minnesota occurred at the
home of the brides mother Thursday
afternoon. A wedding dinner was
served following the ceremony. Rev
]. d. Keith performed the ceremony
Mr.. and Mrs. George Hanson of Red
wood Falls were the out of town
guests. After a short honeymoon on
a motor trip to the lakes, the newly
weds will begin housekeeping on
farm near Elgin.
Miss Blanch Nielsen returned from
a visit with her two sisters in Cali
fornia. Miss Davis leaves this week
for Caledonia where she will teach
school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Reding re-
turned the first of the week from a
wedding trip spent at the Worlds Far
and a visit with relatives at Red
Wing.
Mr.. and Mrs. HenningG Anderson of
st. James were guests of their daugh-
ter, Mrs. Lucille Jorgensen and faml-
ly.
Chris Leubke sold his barber shop
to Rudolph Wenger, formerly OF
Essig who will take possession Sep
TENDER 1. Mr.. Wenger is brother
in-law of Rev. j. F. Whipperman.
Following his marriage Wednesday
Mr.. and Mrs. Wenger will occupy
apartments in the Lutheran manse.
Mrs. Ellen Dennistoun with Mr..
and Mrs. David Dennistoun of near
Redwood Falls spent Thursday eve
ming at the F. S. Pollard home.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. H. Scheiffert at
tended the funeral of Fred Kretsch at
New Ulm Thursday morning. Mr..
Kretsch was an uncle of Mrs. Schelf-
fert.
Miss Julia Pothoff will leave the
last of the week for Minneapolis
where she will teach school.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. J. Tauer and fam
lily with Richard and Alice May
Reding, Mr.. and Mrs. Dick Hanson
and Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Steffl and
family attended family reunion at
Alexandria Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. E. Poncin were
called to the bedside of Mrs. Poncin's
mother, Mrs. Susan Schouveller at
New Ulm Wednesday.
DIR. and Mrs. j. l.. Hosklns OF New
York spent few days visiting here.
Miss Marian Wilson of Brownton
spent the past week with Miss Alta
Davis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Erwin Metag and
daughters of Mankato stopped here
Tuesday while on their way home
from Clarkfeld.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Stewart and
daughters, Katherine and Alice, OF
Redwood Falls were visitors at the
F. S. Pollard home Sunday.
Mrs. w. w. Garlic attended din
ner party at the Clifton Weeks home
Thursday.
Mrs. Georgine Peterson who spent
the summer with her father, Edward
Adams, returned to her school work
at San Diego, California. this week.
Rev. w. S. Shiels with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. D. Hagaman spent Sunday
afternoon with friends near Wabas-
so.
The Ladies Aid of st. Johns Luth-
eran church was entertained at the
Hugo Mattke home Saturday.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31

Clothes moths do an annual dam
age of about $100,000,000 in the
United States alone.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31
CONSCIENCE URGES
PAYMENT OF QUARTER

Montevideo-Ev Evidently the victim
of an over-worked conscience, some
honest soul has recently mailed Is
cents to the Chippewa county fair
board. An encosed note reads, "For
an admission to bowery dance two
years ago which was not paid for"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1933-08-31

For sealing cracks at the molding
on automobile tops, flexible water
proof cement is being produced in
tube form.
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10

ticipation in those forms of amuse-.
ment that he considers harmful.
Such are the types at the one ex-
treme; at the o,her are very often seen
men who have successfully and with
singular credit stood at the head of big
businesses and the like and in the
field they have had special training
and experience have admittedly prov
ed ability in their line. But when the
Banker steps out and styles himself
as the last authority on pedagogy; the
minister or religious fanatic, with a
fine background of spiritual reforma-
ton, insist on exhibiting, and only his,
personally acknowledge authority of
the proper adolescence recreatiOnal ar
tivities; the superintendent of labor
md machinery who criticises the man.
ager Of a business of merchandise and
trade we offer the following ture story
which we think gives a picturesque
answers as ii why such condition pre-
lvail: An old colored man gave his
mule as collateral for a loan. The mule
was not seen but declared sound.
Some days later, the banker, in pass
ing, dropped in to see the mule. He
found the animal laundering and fall
ing over everything in his pathway.
He Immediately bean to rebuke the
old colored man for appraising the
security as sound for it was obvious
the mule was blind. Just then the
animal walked straight forward to a
crack in the side Of the barn through
which there was extending one blade if
hillside hay. And bit it off smoothly
against the wall. The Banker saw him
and in establishment exclaimed; why
Fidler. don't believe he is blind"
Fidler replied: NAV sir, Mr.. Candy,
he amt blind, dat old mule jest don't
give a d." So this is my conviction
of the above mentioned "dictators" and
of leaders: they are not
blind 10 the harmful effect of their be-
ing but they persist because they are
like Fidle1 's-They just don't give a
rap What do you think about it?
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
JACKSON COLLEGE TIGERS
BRAKE TOUGALOO IN-"TWOr

Somewhere mocking birds are sing
ing sweet songs in the treetops; some
where little children are making marry
out of the exhuberance Of their golden
youth; somewhere jazz merry makers
are sending sweet strains of syncopa-
ton through the balrny air; somewhere
romantic lovers are grooming their
love songs; but there is no Joy at Tou-
galoo, for the mighty and powerful
"JAYCEE" TIGERS, on Friday Feb
ruary 5 at Central Church Court and
Saturday night in the Bull Dogs own
back yard, literally clawed their way
to 1925 and 1923 point victories. re-
duced the Bull Dogs to helpess sub
mission, and triumphanlty brought the
bacon home.
The Bull Dog offcnse was built
around Cunningham and johnson in
each tilt, both of whom showed ex-
cellent form and keen eyes for the
baskets. tut it took 'Tubby" and
Shorty" Cornelius poison" Thornton
but one quarter of the first game to
put the spot light" on those two glad
iators of basketball and calm them
down to the meek proclivities of
lamb.
The Tigers built their offense around
Johnnie Porter, an elon -ater bi-ped
from Meridian, who contributed a to-
tai of 80 points to the Tiger victories
and won the title of the High Point"
man, Clarence Blackburn, speedy and
flashy forward from jackson, the mos
deceptive passer in Mississippi basket
ball, and Dangerous" Thames from
Harperville.
T. c. Reporter.
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
PROGRAM FOR SUNDAY EVENING
FEBRUARY 18th AT THE MT. ZION
BAPTIST CHURCH GROUP NO. 2.

Song, congregation; scriotura read
ing invocation solo, Mr.. Nathan Rurrin
Selection ST John Female Quartet:
Reading Mrs Lenoa Steward; Soil
Miss Handy Rufin; instrument solo,
Miss Ernestine Glispie; Trio, Mrs. Ru-
tina Bolden and others; Reading, Miss
Alberta Coleman; Selection, Golden
Star Female Quartet; Paper, Mrs. Bea-
frice Pippin: Selection, Meridian Sunset
Quartet; Reading, Mrs. Sara Johnson;
Selection, Golden Bell Quartet; Read
ing, Mrs. Mary Woodwards; Selection,
Golden Star Quartet, Sr.; Clairet Solo,
Mr.. j. ]. Sneed; Paper, Miss Alberta
Sterdvant; Selection, Rising Four
Quartet; Solo, Miss Flossie Patterson;
Reading, Mrs. Sallie Gully; Selection,
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
The WEEKLY ECHO
MEMBER NEGRO NATIONAL
PRESS ASSOCIATION

Published every Friday of each
eek at 250S 9th Street, Meridian,
Mississippi. Phone 1917
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10. 1888
Entered as second class matter
sovember is, 1923 at the post office
t Meridian, Mississippi under the
,ct # March 8, 1879.
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
NEWELL CHAPEL MISSIONARY
MEETING

A splendid session Of the Missionary
Society of Newell Chapel was held last
Sunday with Mrs. Annie Smith presi-
ding. After the opening song by the
congregation and prayer by brother
Frank Sims, scripture lesson was read
by Mrs. c. A. Leach The minutes
were read and approved.
The following pro-ram was rendered:
Solo. Mrs. Ida Jackson; Paper, Mrs
Emma Crawford; Duet, Otis and Cen
eva Hobson, Mrs. Nettie Edwards &C
companist; Paper Mrs. Eva Knox. After
which the Circles made their reports
as follows: The Boosters Circle, Mrs.
Lille Rec Young, president, reported
the spiritual side of the work as being
a. high pitch. The same was true
with the Helping Hand Circle OF which
Mrs. Ida jackson is president The
Good Will Circle with Mrs. Pinkie Fos-
ter as president, made splendid spirl-
tuaI report. The financial report by the
circles was as follows; Helpin Hand
e1 Ct: The Boosters $118; The Good
VIII zoe. Total $3.55.
The Rev. ]. H. Moore, secretary OF
Mission. Holly Springs, Mississippi
was present. He delivered a splendid
address for the society. The message
was highly enjoyed.
Mrs. Lula Wilson. reporter
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10

Sunday, February 5th, was a high
dav at St. James. The pastor, Rev.
Redricks, preached two powerful SER
mons Sunday morning and Sunday
NIGHT. Seventy-five person partook oil
the Lord Supper.
The pastor made our hearts burn
within while he preacher the Lord
word. We also had warm class meet
ing Tuesday night Thirty-five persons
were present.
Mrs. Eva Peterson. Reporter
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10

Golden Star Quartet, Jr.; Solo, Mrs.
Effie Floyd Mitchell; Quartet, selection
led by Miss Roxie Prealy; Solo, Miss
Rosie Lee; Selection, Silver Leaf Quar-
tett; Instrumental solo, Mrs. Johnson;
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10

ments, and every one will bring a
new thrill. After the wedding there
will be a Valentines Social in the low
er hall. Music by the Southern Melody
Boys. Come and enjoy an evening of
fun and pleasure. From 1880 until %?
Admission to both 25c,
Miss Dorothy H. Harris - Instructor
Grace d. Ables acknowledgements Reporter
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
PnGE THREE

Solo, Mrs Donath Stervuant; Selection,
Meridian Sunset Femal Quartet; Duet,
Mrs. Johnnie Glispie and dau- hter; Sci
ection, c. NJ & w. Quartet; Solo, Miss
Ocie Debruce.
Ocie DcBruce, Mistress Of Ceremonies
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
WOMANLESS WEDDING

You cordially invited to be present
at a wonanless wedding presented at
Wechslsr High School February Is,
1888 by the Commercial Club.
The characters are as follows;
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10
SUBSCRIPTIONS PAYABLE IN
ADVANCE)

Rev. R. L. Young. Editor and Bust
sess Manager, Box 1043, Meridian,
Mississippi.
W. c. Baity, Asst. Editor and Asst
Business Manager, 25O8 5th Street,
Meridian, Mississippi. Phone 1877
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10

OUR CASH COAL PRICES

Ton 1sTon
Montevallo Lump & Egg $500 $425
Brilliant Lump G. Egg ---- 7.50 400
Diamond x Lump & Egg ESQ 400
Red Ash Cahaba Lump & Egg TBS 1856
Red Ash Lump Washed nut 700 3.75
White Ash Lump & Egg----6.50 $50
Carbon Hill Egg & nut 6.25 3.35
Prime Washed nut 500 3.25
Coke - --.---..----.---. 800 4.25
We give coupons on Radios
CARLETON HAWKINS COAL co.
A ST & 26th Ave. Phone 81
The weekly echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1931-1942, 1933-02-10

ST. JAMES A. M. E. CHURCH
Davis Street and 37th Avenue
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
$50 your hens poet, you think?"
ITO be sure she is-doesn't she live
by her lays?"
Too Much

AS special treat the vicar provided
sausage-rolls at the tea party for the
Oldest inhabitants of the village. Dur
ing the meal he walked around among
his guests with plate of rolls Pres
emily he stopped beside Mrs. O'Malley,
who had taken the sausage out of her
roll and left the pastry on the side OF
her plate.
Don't you like the pastry, Mrs.
O'Malley?" he kindly asked.
The old woman looked up and shook
her head.
MAY, vicar" she replied. 'Ive eat
en- the dog, but l can't manage tn,
kennel" Magazine.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
% :'a4k>;s
Hurno{2RA
r. kA:&

$50 you attend Sunday school regu-
larly?" said the minister to little Eve.
"Oh, yes, SIR"
"And you know your Bib!e!"
"Oh, yes, sir"
"Could you tell me something that Is
In it?"
II could tell you everything that's
in it."
''Indeed!" and the minister smiled.
SISTERS young mans photograph
is in it." said Eve, promptly, land
mothers recipe for face cream Is in
it, and lock of my hair cut off when
I was a baby is in it, and the ticket
for dads watch is in it."-Tit-Bits
Magazine.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
TuNo TREE VALUABLE

A new industry, growing Of tung
oil trees. is spreading inland from
the Mississippi shore. The trees were
introduced to the United States from
China several years ago. They are
grown for a valuable OIL which 10
extracted from nuts.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Xanished

THAT chap is one of those fellows
who will promise anything"
"But does he keep his promisesW
HE must, nobody sees or hears
anything of them afterward."-Phila
delphia Evening Bulletin.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Explained

Tutor (sternly)-This essay on
"Our Dog IL word for word the same
AZ your brother's
PupiI-Yes sir-same dog.-London
Opinion
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Home Body

Lady (engaging new maid)-And
what denomination are you?
Maid-Well. mum, mother goes to
the Baptist church and father to the
Methodist, but speaking for myself
I'm wireless. -Boston Transcript.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Disouieting Thought

He-Darling, let us keep our en-
gagement secret!
She-Yes love-but l must tell Lily.
The horrid creature said should
never find a man foolish enough to
marry me.-Sie und Err (Zofingen).
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Cob Humor

One-Do you know who started the
jg-saw puzzles?
TwO-No.
One-A doctor who was trying to
put tattooed sailor together who
had been run over by an automobile
u. 8. s. California Cub.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Watch how
the biq new
Dodge SIX shoots
ahead in traffic
it's always in
front and gets you
there quicker

o It's fun to drive car that's so
far ahead of others-in perform
ance, style, beauty! >. And it's
more fun to own it-wEen you
know how little more it costs
than the lowest-priced cars! IT,.
See it-drive it-and thrill
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
No Disputes

''You say you never clash with your
wife?"
"Never. She goes her way ard l 60
hers."-Tit- Bits Magazine.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
Couldn't Saw That Now

Hubby-You didn't have rag on
your back when married you.
Wife-Anyway, I've plenty of them
now.-Stray Stories Magazine.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
PERsPICACITY

Jones is q man who never fails to
see his duty clearly"
"True but usually he sees it In time
to avoid it."
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01
In School

Teacher-Now, James, tell me what
animal Is web-footed.
JamesEThe spider. - Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-06-01

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the orig.
inal little liver pills put up 60 years ago.
They regulate liver and bowels.-Advs