Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-06-08
This Week
hARTHuR BRIsBANE
Good News, Two Sources
A Little Lady Came
Hope Versus Memory
Gold Standard Gone

haS orders for June that Will exceed
the total of any 30-day period In the
company's history. E. G. Biechler.
president and general manager, gives
out the figures.
Most important, 10000 men greatest
number since 1929. are working full
time In the company's two Dayton
pfdnts, and the new manufacturing
is to fill orders, not to create stock.
II. G. Mock OF Walter Chrysler's
organization telegraphs from Detroit
that his plant has broken Its records
for production and employment, turn
Ing out 10000 cars during the month
of May. This means that Walter
Chrysler continues to be a person of
considerable energy.
A press agent Of superior horsepow-
err introduced into the senatorial in
vestigation In Washington a tiny
lady midget In need OF conspicuous adj
vertising.
Senator Fletcher objected violently.
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and naturally, saying that no press
agent should make a circus" OF sol
emn senatorial proceedings.
Mr.. Morgan took the little lady On
his lap. smiled, and they were photo
graphed.
An observer OF human nature, Mr..
L. ]. FL, remarks, Hope Is stronger
than memory"
Some now gambling gaily, whose
memory is weaker than their hope,
viii wish, later. perhaps. that it was
the other way around
Republicans Joined Democrats In a
vote. 2S3 to 81. In favor of the theory
that this country can get along with
out the GOLD standard. We have some
billions of gold in the treasury, SO
that we are not quite "oH the gold
basis" No other country has as much,
and Ii some sloppy. sentimental con-
| gressional or other authority does not
hand over our gold to Europe we
shall keep that gold rabbits foot"
to prove our gold responsibility"
At least 122.OO0,0OO out of 123, 000,-
900 Americans have got along without
gold thus far. Our kind OF dollar will
buy anything for sale In the United
States. and that ought to be a good
enough dollar with or without gold
behind II.
Gandhi the sincere ends his
21-day fast weighing so pounds The
western world cannot understand what
good 1t does midas millions Of "un-
touchables" to have an old mar risk
death by starvation. but Gandhi and
the "untouchables" know.
Mr.. Voliva, prophet of Zion, ILL.,. not
discouraged by a r~eceivership, says
he has increased the city's assets from
So cents to 100000. Mr.. voIiva
Is the man who investigated for him
self, and can prove the world is not
-
round. I'm case you are interested.
Wall Street will be amazed at the
statement that assets OF So cents could
be increased to S1O,O00.000. They
would be less surprised to learn from
the Washington investigation, for In
stance, about $1O,O00,O0O of watered
stock reduced to an actual value of
So cents.
Lord Derby's horse. Hyperion. at
odds of 6 to /, won the one hundred
and fiftieth English derby A fine old
English family Is that of Lord Derby.
His ancestor, the fourteenth earl of
Derby, did the British empire a good
turn when he helped to make the bril-
liant young Jew, Disraeli, prime min
lister of England.
New Jerseys mature colony" prac-
ticing mature healing" believing In
nudism tgoing naked). although 1t
does not practice that. says Its mem
bers hope Ito live for centuries not
merely for 100 years
Their rules include mo meat, no
soap. no romance" Under such CON
dftions, why live for centuries7
Giant turtles Of the Galapagos Is
lands, with similar rules, live hun
dreds Of years. But what of Ill
Roosevelt the First used to shake
his big stick violently, and invented
the term, ''malefactors OF great
wealth." But the job OF disturbing
the m~alefactors was left, apparently.
to Roosevelt the Second What will
Roosevelt the Third do. twenty or
thirty years hence7 Perhaps supply
us with our Muss0lini.
British and French newspapers
unite In attacks on the United States
because Uncle Sam has abandoned
the gold standard without asking per
mission. England had done the same
thing, but what England does is one
thing, what the United States does lis
another.
Three were killed In the IndIanap-
oils 5O0-mile automobile race. Lewis
Meyer. one OF two that ever won the
ace twice, finished first, averaging
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