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Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
PAPERS DISCUSS CODES

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 10. UP) -
Proposed newspaper and printing
codes were outlined for discussion
today at a meeting Of directors OF
the California Newspaper Publish
Crs association. Directors also were
TO discuss plans for the 46th ar
nual convention of the association
at Santa Barbara, January l9, 20
and 81. Dan L. Beebe Of OroWlio,
president, was in charge of the
meeting.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
SECOND BRIDGE
PARTY TUESDAY

Second in the series of evening
bridge parties to be, sponsored by
st. Paul's Altar society will take
place Tuesday evening, November
IA, at 9 O'Clock in the parish hall.
The public IS extended a cordial
invitation to be present and prom
ised pleasant evening of cards
followed by the serving Of refresh
ments. Prizes will be given the
winners Of the card game.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
Home Department
Meeting Thursday

McCabe- Eucalyptus farm home
department enjoyed a social meet
ing yesterday at the home of Mrs.
J. w. Dorrschuck where pot luck
luncheon was held.
Next meeting of the group is TO
be at the home of Mrs. South
worth and those members present
yesterday were Mesdames j. w.
Dorrschuck, Tom Allen, Evan T
Hewes, CT. H Lampkins, J. Carson,
c. Thanner, Ethel Rosenbaum, F.
A. Gum, c. f. Gum, Clyde Hav-
ems. Glenn Larry, Anna Rosen-
baum, Z. B. Schumard. John Froh-
~ and s. SouthWorth.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
YUMA WOMEN
ENTERTAINED

St. Mary Altar society enter
tained yesterday at st. Mary's hall
in honor of the women of the Yu-
ma Catholic church, approximate
ly 25 of whom were present.
Luncheon was served at noon
and a musical program presented
by Mrs. J. B. McNeece and Robert
Eyer, to the delight Of the visitors.
Bridge followed the prizes going
to two of the Yuma members and
to Mrs. Laura Bergen and Mrs. H.
<. Barker of El Centro.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
SET DATE FOR
RUMMAGE SALE

Members of the Methodist Mis-
sionary society are reminded Of the
rummage sale to be held on Nov
ember 18, Saturday, at the Child
ren' S Clothes closet on Main street,
between Fifth and Sixth.
Those having runmage to do
nate are asked to notify Mrs. N.
A. Contos. Articles may be left at
her home or arrangements will ne
made to collect them.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
BOX SOCIAL AT
SILSBEE SCHOOL

Silsbee All club invites El Cen
trans TO join the club members anu
their friends at a box social TO be
held tonight IN the school house
II 1880 o'clock.
An interesting program has been
planned and club members promise
a GOOD time 70 those who attend.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
AIMEE'S DAUGHTER breaches

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 10. (U.P) -
Roberta Semple Smythe is follow
;ng the evangelical pathway her
mother, Aimee Semple Mcpherson
Hutton, took to fame and riches
rs pastor of Angelus temple She
made her first appearance in the
pulpit Of her mothers temple last
night, unbeknown, she said, to the
evangelist who is in the east Oh a
vaudeville tour.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
Officers Attend
Traffic School

Paul Brown and Walter Walsh,
members Of the state traffic patrol
stationed in Imperial county, left
today for Sacramento where they
will attend the school for traffic
officers conducted by the state.
They will return to the county on
November 81.
James Holcomb and j. @. Nc
Donald, also members of the coun-
ty patrol, left for Los Angeles
where they will take the civil SER
vice examination. They are ex-
pected back on duty tomorrow
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10

+
Stewart Allen, son of the late
Burritt Allen, former El Centro
attorney, was a visitor in this city
yesterday.
Mrs. F. L. Haver is visiting her
sister, Mrs. j. T. DeVore. E.
Mrs. Leo Hetzel plans to ac-
company her son, Victor, to Los
Angeles where she will meet Mr..
Hetzel who has been attending
the state chamber of commerce
meeting. They will be joined by
Miss Virginia Hetzel who has been
visiting Miss Isabelle Presdy of
South Pasadena.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Keller will
spend the weekend in San Diego.
Others who plan the weekend
in San Diego are Supt. and Mrs.
C. B. Collins who will be with
their daughter and son in law, Mr..
and Mrs. D. c. Bransby.
Mrs. Walter B. Havekorst and her
little daughter, Louise, are expect
ed to return to Ell Centre today.
They have been in San Diego
where Louise has been seriously i'll,
having undergone an operation for
maStoid.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Barker of
San Diego, former valley residents
were in El Centro today on a
business trip.
Members of the Ten Thousand
clubs new Physical Culture section
met this morning in the club house
for their first lesson under Mrs.
C. G.. Montgomery. Glasses are
Tuesdays and Fridays of each
month and the members are de-
lighted with their first lesson.
Also this morning members Of
the clubs Arts and Crafts section
met with Mrs. Bertha Judd for
their lesson in basket making which
was also enjoyed.
Hanoverian England was the sub
ject for study this morning by
members of the local Delphian
Society who met with Mrs. Rodney
Jenkins, 500 Olive.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Hackle-
man enjoyed a visit recently from
their daughter and son-in-law, Mr..
and Mrs. S. r. Wallace Of Beverly
Hills.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
;ss:::, OF Interest to Women Z
Social Calendar
TONIGHT

Armistice Eve dance. $50, Vet
Grams hall.
Experimental theatre, $50,
Seeley.
Box social, 80, Silsbee school.
Spruce -Westmorland farm GEN.
ter. 5:30, Westmorland school.
Signal chapter No. 276, O.E.S.,
s. Masonic temple.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
State Rules On
Tax Exemptions

The state board Of equalization
has ruled that all purchasers who
claim tax exemption because the
merchandise they bought was in
tended for resale, must give the
merchant their state retailers per-
nit number, according to WORD re-
ceived recently by Charles Farrell,
county auditor for the state board.
Farrell stated that there has
been much misunderstanding on
this question among county mer-
chants and it is hoped that the
board IS ruling will serve to clear
up the situation.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
PEPCU1aL
PQRlCPQpHC

Election of officers is the chief
feature of tonight's meeting of
Signal Chapter No. 276, Order OF
the Eastern Star, to be held at
8 o'clock in the Masonic temple.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10

Mrs. S. H. Strickland is visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. Strickland
and her two grandsons, Dick and
Craig Strickland.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10

The experiment station at San
Jose has developed a control for
walnut, blight by treating with 3D.
SO Bordeaux.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10
TOMORROW

TOMORROW
ArmiStice day parade, 6 p. m.
Business and Professional Wom-
en-. 4. Planters hotel, Braw-
ley.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-11-10

Stewart Allen, son of the late
Burritt Allen, former Ell Centre
attorney was a visitor in this city
yesterday
Evening star., 1933-04-13
DOGS LIKELY
TO COMPETE HERE
Final Entries Must Be Made
!ain0rroW in Kennel
Club Event.

Fifteen hundred dogs probably will
compete in the annual National Capt.
tai Kennel Club dog show in Wash
ington Auditorium April 81 and %, it
was announced today by Joseph c.
O'Hare, president of the club.
With the deadline for entries tomor-
row and approximately 900 entries
already received, last-rninute entries
were expected to swell the total to
around the figures recorded last year.
The proceeds of the show will 60
to the fund for crippled children of
the Almas Temple cr the Mystic
Shrine and special appeal to Shriners
owning dogs to enter them in the
show has been issued by Mr.. OHare
Special prizes will be offered, in
addition to a large number offered by
the Kennel Club, by the following or
CARNATIONS:
American Fox Terrier Club, American
Pomeranian Club, American Shetland
Sheepdog Association. Brussels Griffon
Club of America, Bull Terrier Club OF
America Cairn Terrier Club Of America,
Chihuahua Club of America, Chow Chow
Club, Dachshund Club of America, Dali
nation Club of America, English Setter
Association, French Bulldog Club of
America, Gordon Setter Club of Amer
ica, Great Dane Club of America, jap
anese Spaniel Club of America, Kerry
Blue Terrier Club of America, Miniature
Pinscher Club of America, Old English
Sheepdog Club of America, Pekingese
Club of America Poodle Club of Amer
lea, Russian Wolfhound Club of Amer
ica, Saluki Club of America, Samoyede
Club of America. Schipperke Club of
America, Welsh Terrier Club of Amer
lea, West Highland White Terrier Club
of America.
Evening star., 1933-04-13
SELECTIVE JURY UPHELD
BY ALABAMA JUDGE
Cfrc1i. Cou~t Magistrate Sustains
Practice in Denying Motion to
Quash Negro Indictments.
By the Associated Press,

By the Associated Press.
DADEVILLE, Ala, April 13.-Ala-
bamas selective jury practice yesterday
was sustained by Judge w. B. Bowling
IN Tallapoosa Circuit Court as he de-
MED a motion to quash an Indictment
against five Negroes implicated in racial
disturbances last December.
The motion to quash, entered by
Irwin Schwab of New York, employed
by the International Labor Defense to
defend the Negroes, alleged that the
defendants constitutional rights were
violated through systematic and ar
bitrary exclusion of Negroes from
juries, solely because of their race"
After hearing arguments, Judge
Bowling denied the motion and set the
trials for April 25.
The Negroes were indicted on March
80 of assault with intent to murder,
for alleged participation in race dis
orders in which three Negroes were
killed and four deputy sheriffs we're
wounded.
The Negroes facing trial are Judson
Simpson, Sam and Clinton Moss, Ned
Cobb and ALT White.
Evening star., 1933-04-13
Benefit at Capitol Heights.

CAPITOL HEIGHTS, Md, April 13
ISpeciaD "A benefit party will be given
tonight at o'clock in Firemans Hall
under the auspices of the Ladies' Aux
iliary of the Capitol Heights Volunteer
Fire Department, Mrs. Sarah Beavers,
president, announced.
Evening star., 1933-04-13
POPE APPOINTS BISHOP
AS PRIMATE OF SPAIN
Right Rev. Tarazona Isidoro Coma
of Tarragua Hailed by Catholic
Leaders Here.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
MADRID, April 13.-The appoint
ment by Pope Plus XII of Bishop
Tarazona Isidoro Coma of Tarragua
to be primate of Spain was reliably re-
ported last night.
Catholic leaders here, on learning of
the appointment from sources in Rome,
were jubilant, since they consider Bishop
Coma outstanding in his knowledge of
church matters.
Bishop Coma, who is sc years old
and native of Tarragona, will fill a
vacancy created by the EXPULSION of
Cardinal Segura from Spain nearly two
years ago.
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Face a Sight with
Painful Eruptions
Healed by Cuticura

IT was bothered with an eruption
on my face that started as pimples
with white centers. They were In
blotches about as big as nickel and
had flaky crusts on them. They were
painful and I spent some miserable
nights. The skin was inf1amed and
my face was a terrible sight.
81 had several treatments but
could get no relief, and the trouble
lasted about three years before ]
tried Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
At the end Of two weeks the erup.
tions were growing smaller and in
three weeks I was healed altogeth-
er." (Signed) L. w. Cushman, War
renville, Conn. -sz.--r .. >--..-
Soap 25c. Ointment % and SOC.
Talcum 25c. Sold everywhere. One
sample each free. Address: "Cuti-
cura Laboratories, Dept. r, Maiden,
Mass."-Ady. .. .-ts-s
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BY OcTAvUs ROY COHEN
THE STORY FROM THE BEGINNING
light by octayus Roy Cohen.

Marland Pater.
end his sisters friend
in Tony tens
married to Thayer but his wife only IN h Ma sIt nn
husband She does So Vernon vs6y eae
goes
Crcfno house
cacino He admits furnishing Thaysr
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b : ! T. u
that. But, anyway, he could have beat
Pat up. He never would have used
a knife"
"Do you know if he and Miss Pey-
ton are engaged?"
Il don't think SO. mean, think
Larry would like to be, but I'm sure
Tony was crazy about Pat Thayer."
"Mmm! Did you tell your brother
that you and Pat were engaged2"
"Sure ! did,"
"Did you mention that Thayer
was wearing your diamond ring?"
mo. just didn't remember. I
wasn't scared to tell him, though"
II don't believe you were. Tell
me: Would Larry have been likely
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to recognize lthat ring? Did he know
it pretty well?"
Eyes, sir. It was my mothers"
Larry went to see him to make
him stay away from you. He was
mad when he went. Yet you think
he didn't kill Thayer?"
"Tm sure of 1t, Mr.. Harvey. Larry
couldn't stab a man. Anyone would
tell you that"
"They have" admitted Jim. "And
they've told me the same thing
about Miss Peyton and Max Yer
non." He rose ponderously. "Pm
much obliged, Miss WEIGH. You've
been a darn good sport and you've
helped heap"
"Will you tell me the truth about
one thing, Mr.. Harvey? Have I
helped my brother. or hurt himT
Jim smiled broad, lazy smile.
you've helped him, Ivy. give
you my word on that. You see.
for the first time I got little Of
tho TRUTH
He watched her as she opened
the door. He saw her give start,
and her slim figure stiffened.
"You!" she cried sharply.
"Yeh, it's me-" answered Reagan
from the hallway.
you've been Estening?"
"No'm, haven't. Honest. I've
just been waiting for Jim Harvey"
Ivy withered him with glance
and stalked off down the hall. Rea-
gan entered the room grinning.
ANY luck, Jim?"
Plenty"
"Got any hunches?"
"Yeh."
Against who?"
Harvey chuckled. Everybody"
he answered. Then: did you see
Vernon?''
81 did"
"show him the knife?"
"Yep."
"What did he say?"
HE said," answered Reagan.
shat the knife is his! ~
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Planets Cause sunspots

An interesting theory of the cause
Of sunspots is advanced by A. Brun
of LIE Breuil, France. 1t has been es-
tablished that sunspots occur in def
mite If somewhat cratic cycles, some
of short duration and the longest of
IL years. Changes in positions Of the
planets, with varying gravitational
effects, are believed to cause these
sunspots. Mr.. Brun has been observ-
ing these same cycles in variable
stars and hopes to disclose that
these stars, or suns, have solar sys-
TENS of their own. One star in the
Great Bear tBig Dipper) is found
to have several cycles very similar
to our own sun.-Pathfnder Mag
azine.
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U and 81
HurnoT'HA
r, k1SS
Descriptive

Descriptive
A young wife, wishing to announce
the birth Of her first child to q friend
In distant city, telegraphed:
isaiah 8: G." Which passage be-
gins: "For unto us a child Is born.
unto MS son is given"
Her friend, unfamiliar with the
Scriptures. said to her husband:
Margaret evidently has boy who
weighs nine pounds and six ounces,
but why on earth did they name him
Isaiah?"
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CHAPTER x

THEY spoke briefly to the dean
= and left the building together.
Below them was the Bowl: long
concrete stand on either side. Gin
der path circling the diamond; men
in track suits Looping easily around
the oval or practicing field sports;
the regulars indulging in practice
game against the freshman base
ball team. Under the trees were a
half hundred cars; some empty,
some occupied by youthful couples;
the stands held perhaps a hundred
students and through the woods
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WAVED

"Here's a dandy car with Eo ln.'.
seat, too" said the enthusiastic e"
man.
Rumble seat d be no use e y y.
growled the unenthusiastic CUSTOM y.
''my wife insists on doing ~
back seat driving from ths
seat."-Cinclnnati Inquirer.
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HER TWENTY-FOUR
HOURS OF GLORY
Partisan LADY of the Tub"
Queen for a Day.

TN the gay ninet1es," says q bull
letin Of the National Geographic so
city. "the washerwomen or blanchis-
seuses In each quarter Of the city
Of Paris elected a queen from among
themselves, and the queens In their
turn elected a Queen Of Queens
This honored lady Of the tub was
borne on a throne to the president
of the republic, who bestowed upon
her q golden bracelet. Among other
presents she received 500 In gold,
a dress which might serve for her
wedding gown, and crown which
might later be pawned or used as a
parlor decoration, depending upon
the vicissitudes Of the queens later
years. Il ....s., ~~s.
Recent celebrations have been
merely professions OF floats, gro
tesque or lovely according to the
moods of their designers. The
queens of queens have been beauti
ful-and with no background OF
suds. The president now presents
them with wrist watches.
"Mi-Careme's queen for the day
Is selected from the 20 queens who
represent the 20 ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF
Paris. In addition to these queens
there are many more, including
queens Of students, hucksters, dress
makers, and typists.
"The number of queens has grown
so great that 1t is now impossible
for each to have separate auto
mobile for herself, and others for
her attendants; so each queen has
her car filled with her ladies In
waiting. The automobiles Of the
queens are followed by floats which
often caricature current events
There may be, for example, the ogre
of high prices. the housing problem
and the vulture-faced landlord.
1.-The route of the procession Is
equivalent to "a sightseeing tour of
Paris. 1t passes through the most
interesting sections Of the city: the
Latin quarter, the Place de la Con
COIuc, Tic uduClCihC, IhC SpSAos civ
Port Saint Denis. The procession
stops at two places, the Elysee pal
ace, where the president kisses the
hand Of the queen of queens and be
slows a wrist watch upon her. and
the Hotel de Vile where the city
fathers place her on dais which
Is occasionally used for the enter
tainment of visiting sovereign.
.'Mid-lent Thursday is the only
day except the French national holt
day on July IA when the Paris
boulevards are closed to vehicular
traffic and turned over to the crowds
of pedestrians struggling to get
close to the festival cars.
Celebrations for Mi-Careme are
now held In Corsica, Italy, and
Spain. Nice and Cannes on the
French Riviera, stand out, however.
as the cities where the holiday spirit
OF the occasion is enjoyed with pre-.
war zest and where the populace is
not just a crowd of observers but
active participants in the fun"
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A. ANGEL N Sight

Muriel at pantomlme rehearsal !.
Who's the properous-lOoking JOHNNY
Not In the show, is hel
Frank-Well. we're trying o
suade him to put up the money y
the production = our Primer
Buoy" SO to speakI-London y
Bits. ~
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Little sunsb;n.

Stern Mistress Ito mald)- YOu an
discharged, Sarah. for allowing In
master to kiss you. What sort d
reference do you expect from M
after that?
Pretty Maid-Well, you might d
least say that ] tried to please ever
one, madam.
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IJn "a che Player

Binks was making q hopels :. :. =.
attempt at golf, and to cover y !, 4.
barrassment he remarked I"
caddy, -Golf's q funny game
it?" ..ss
sometimes 1t is, sir" re1ot's
boy, .sbut It isn't meant TO Ds
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No Luek a,T.ll

Bobby lost a quarter this mon
ing.
Nellie-Thats' a pity, Bobby HM
did you lose 1t?
Bobby-Aw, the man what drOpEl
It heard II fall.-Phlladelphla EW
ming Bulletin.
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Debatable

Man at Desk-Why do You claim
a trombone player is less of bore
than a pianist?
Man In Charlie is because he
doesn't get the chance. He doesn't
6nd a trombone In every home he
yisits.-Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
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GOING THE LIMIT

She-Don't you think that Wona
should have the privilege Of prcp@
ing, as well as menf
He-Certainly they should, inl
they ought to have the privilege :
buying theater tickets and ciga1 70
the men If they want to.
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QUESTION

"Are you laughing at met" de-
manded the professor sternly Of his
class.
1Oh, no sir" came the reply from
the class president.
"Then," asked the professor, what
else Is there in the room 20 laugh
att"
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WISE JACK

Jack is a foxy individual Be M
posed to Miss Peaches BY wirels',
"What was the great idea n th,,,
ut leaves the record up In the 4
where II can't be read in court l
case he happens to change hIs MINI,
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Has Her Pric.

''T'll give you thirty shllllngS n
that pup"
Cant be done. sir. That Dun b
longs to my wife, an she'd SOB ;
cart out But / tell yer whal-
spring another ten bob an wen n
'er sob i"-Humorist Magazine.
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Maybe He Was o. K.

At recent gathering, the nervous
young secretary Of q church social
club was apparently confused by the
presence Of one or two people Of
title, and prefaced his opening re-
marks with Ladies'. Gentlemen, and
others
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Not the Only One

Chlupp-I understand that Quiggle
has very good voice. Does he cul-
tivate 1t?
Cutajar-I don't know whether he
cultivates II but do know that he
rrigates Ii sometimes.
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Vital Information

$50 you Joined the army so as to
see the world as the posters sayi
What made you leave?"
"They didn't tell me that i would
have to do 1t on foot"
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Boating Party

She-where did you put the rec
ords?
He-Records? had work enough
Juggling this heavy gramophone along
without bringing a box of records
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ery woman a prospect. Each package saves
dollars Agents linen or women) make big
money. 4006 profit. Send 10c coin for
nackage and proposition. SAVE SILK CO.,
loco Valencia ST., Los Angeles, Calf.
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Exact Change

81 have known gents wna' w.
bit over" observed the taxl-un = q
say" said Mcpherson. Una ..
I asked ye to stop under
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No Esrspe
Two efubmen were dIscu..l,.
wives. t.
Il suppose I mustn't rn,...,
mine" said Martin "Shs ia.aa I
me very we'll" ne
In what way especIs,,,~,
his friend hha
%Wel! for instance" sala ~.
''She takes of my boOts n !.
ming" NJ
What, when yOu come hon. !.
the club?" asked the Other u'a
"0h. no; when I want "a -.
came the reply. ueit'
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Blooming liar

Blooming liar
You don't say you got rid q, A..
nice ledger Of yOurs. MIRA Rr's. ~
"YesI I got suspicious Of hIS !,
told me he was q bachelor y Y
and ! found out he had 4 v,,.
two children Sheffield W.
Telegraph. F "s'
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'sThis egg is bad"
Landlady-Well, what do you ex-
pect when you come down so late
to ast?-Everybody's Weekly.
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Drug Shop Burglar

First Burglar Ito companion dur
Ing raid on chemists shop)-rH take
the cash; you'd better take some
thing for that cold.
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"She says that I am dull"
@You should crack few jokes once
In a while; ask her to marry you, or
something like that"