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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

psychologists interpret apparent imitation In animals from the same point of view.
 2.-No. When you say, "I will not think of that person." you might as we'll say. "l will think Q that person." Your mind will only re- spond to the way you really feel about the matter. The best way tx to seek now friends, associations and, if possible, new loves: If this course is not open then try to achieve q new absorption in your work, or Tn some hobby that will occupy your mind. For ns long ns something else does not occupy your mind. you may Dc sure the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30
To-day's Recipe
BANANA-CAfsMEL CUsTARD

BANANA A-CAIsMEL CUSTATsD
 1-2 cup sugar
 cups scalded milk
 2 tablespoons flour
 2 eggyolks
 1-2 teaspoon vanilla
 3 to sliced bananas
 12 to 20 marshmallows
 Put sugar in frying pan, and stir constantly over low fire until melted. Add this to scalded milk, stir until dissolved, then add 10 flour mixed with beaten egg yolks. and place in double boiler. Cook about ten minutes. stirring con- stantly until mixture thickens. Add vanilla and pour over sliced bananas in baking dish. Cover with whipped cream. marshmal-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30
YES6R NO

1.-No. Prof. l.. l.. Thorndike. of Columbia university. who founded the scientific study of animal psy- choiogy in the late 'nineties. says he has never seen any animal imi- tate another or human being. Also Yerkes and Kohler. authoii- ties on the minds of apes. ngree with this. Thorndike says that If you lay two small objects down and pick one up and put 1t Into your mouth, n monkey will often do the same thing. Hut he explains that this Is due not to imitation but to the habit monkeys have Of stuiiinr
 everything they can into their mouths. Numerous other animal
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30
TOMORROW'S MENU.

BREAKFAST: ste ewed d prunes, cereal, cream. corn. meal mullins, maple syrup, milk, coffee. ..-.
 LUNCHEON: Creamed new onions on toast, grated carrot and cottage cheese salad, her mits, milk, tea.
 DINNER: Breast of lamb with macaroni, shredded Chi- nese cabbage and pineapple salad, cottage pudding with apricot sauce, milk. coffee.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

No 991--Lovely and Smart. This style is designed in sizes IA, 16. 1S. 20 years, 3G, 3S, and 40 inches bust measure. Size 16 requires 3-4 yards of 39-inch dark with 1 3-S yards fo 39-inch light material.
 No 945-For Smart Matorns. This style is designed in sizes 16, IS. 20 years, 36, 3S. 40. 42 and A inches bust measure. Size 36 re- qulres 2 3-4 yards of 39-inch ma terial with 1-2 yard of 35-inch con trasting.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

by sixteen linotile blocks with a plain black border, is in the best modern spirit.
 Breakfast rooms or hooks are coming more and more into gen. eral use, their intimacy, their re- captivity to attractive color and the possibility of getting the table directly under group of windows where the morning sun can add it's quota to the effectiveness of the scene, making them almost ne- cessity in every home.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

lows or meringue, and brown in moderate oven (375 degrees F.).
 The addition of 8 tablespoon or two of butter to cake frosting will make it keep fresh for several days.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

This breakfast room has many attractive features and is cheery sort of place where the day can be started agreeably over the cof- fee urn. One of the features of the room is the use of Venetian blinds with the window drapes Of rayon moire arranged above and at the sides so as to soften the line of the matter -of-fact slatting.
 A pretty bowl of spring flowers gives inviting note to the table and the floor. covered with eight
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

Send your nioncy and order 70 Pattern Department. Waterbury Den,0crai, Waterbury, Conn. be sure to state sixe. ~
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

Danville. III, (UP)-The latest recipe for palatable drinks here calls for the boiling and skimming of white shellac.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

have and its price will be saved many times for tho patterns gre nominally priced and very oyop- omical In material requiremont@k
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-30

NEXT-An agreement.
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
LAMONT STEEL
POST MAY co
To SCHWAB

NEW YORK, Sept. IA Q.N.S0.
Charles M. Schwab, chairman Of
the Board of the American Iron
and Steel Institute, today was ex-
pected to step back into his old
post as president of the organiza-
ton in the wake of resignation
of Robert P. Lamont, Secretary
of Commerce in the Hoover Cab
met.
Lamont, who took over the post
a year ago and Immediately was
dubbed the "czar" of the steel in
dustry, submitted his resignation
in a letter to Schwab dated Sep
tember / but not made public un-
til late yesterday.
Resignation Hits MIRA
In the resignation, Lamont in
dicated lack of sympathy with
the National Recovery Act and
the beginning Of what he termed
Government regulation of bus
iness," concerning which mo one
knows how far it may co." The
letter stated:
"The opportunity for con-
Structive, forward looking stud
les and plans for the industry
that seemed possible a year ago
must give way to the present
practical, immediate demands,
which can best be met by men
familiar with the vast details
of the various branches Of the
industry. I can be of little help
in this work."
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
TH|EVESSNATCH
100000 GEMS

WORCESTER, Mass, Sept. IA
G.N.SD.-A Statewide search was
on today for a green-colored
sedan carrying the robbers who
stole a valise containing jewelry
valued at 100000 in spectacular
robbery at the Union Railroad
Station last night.
Arthur Bower, so, of New York,
New England representative for
a New York jewelry firm, was the
victim. The robbery occurred
after he had alighted from a train
from Boston and was walking
through the station en- route to a
hotel. He told police that during
his trip from Boston he was con-
scious of being watched.
Bower, after the assailant struck
him across the knuckles with the
butt end of a pistol and snatched
the valise, ran after the thief. He
had nearly caught up with the
man when the latter turned and
fired a shot. The bullet passed
through the edge of Bowers top
coat.
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
NRA STARTING
Ne " ERA IN
VIRGINIA
CONTINUED From Page 81

who is in a bad Way-to make a
profit on his farm product.
I asked one manufacturer why
he was so "unselfish," so willing
to adapt himself to the new to-
baco code, even though the to-
bacco situation is not in an en-
tirely happy condition. This, IN
substance, is what he said:
1--WE might as well realize
that this thing called the new
deal is here to Stay-at least,
for a good while. Every en-
plOyer might as well resign him.
self to give his employees a
chance to spend more money.
1t will come back in some form.
For instance, I took a census Of
so newly employed men.
wanted to find out how they
are spending this hitherto
frozen money. The results we're
Of tremendous significance"
The results were: Of the so,
exactly q were starting house
keeping, As were paying back
debts, 18 were purchasing new
household articles, 18 were pur-
chasing new automobiles, 81 were
purchasing winter clothing, II
were purchasing insurance, 36
were putting their money into
savings accounts, 3 were repair
ing their homes, were having
dental work done, 3 were able to
afford better living conditions,
81 were contributing to the sup
port of parents or family, 27 were
able to become self-supporting,
3 were getting married, 8 had
purchased a home, IL were saving
to get further education and IL
were paying higher rentals.
But what was of most impor-
tance to my tobacco friend was
the fact that As out of the so
were buying tobacco, cigars and
cigarettes again and after a long,
enforced fast!
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
READ, BRANDED
A CAD, WEEPS
At TRIAL

! LOS ANGELES Sept. IA U.N.SO
The 100000 love balm suit OF
Mrs. Marian Read, Oakland so
cialite, against beautiful Claire
Windsor, film actress. was sched.
uled to 60 to the jury today.
Mrs. Read charged that the
actress had stolen the love of
Alfred C. Read, jr.. handsome
and wealthy young Oakland
broker.
Read wept when attorneys in
their closing arguments charac.
terized him as a "cad" and
termed the heart balm suit a
"mess Of hypocrisy" Miss Wind
sor's counsel said:
'It is strange that Mrs. Read
should come into this court and
bargain here for that kind of
man as worth dollars and
cents"
Mrs Reads attorney. however,
pictured her as martyr to a
principle" and said the suit vas
her Only means Of reoress.
Defense counsel cl;r1axed their
argument by pointing dramati-
caMv to Miss Windsor:
"She doesn't look as if she
would have to pursue anyone
and the other side has failed
to prove that her conduct has
ever been anything but that
Of a lady.
MisS Windsor didn't know
as much about Read when she
first met him as she does now.
Mrs. Read did. She knew that
he wasn't the ideal husband
that every woman wanted, and
1t Is pity that two women are
compelled to fight battle here
over a worthless man."
Mrs. Reads attorneys also bit
terly attacked Read. They in
sisted, however, that proof had
been presented that Miss Wind
Sor pursued and stole Reads love
from his wife.
Last witness for Miss Windsor
was Mrs. Ada Read, the young
brokers' mother, who character
lied her son as a p1ayboy, a man
Immediately responsive to fem
mine beauty, but tickle and
changeable. She added:
81 feel my son is entirely to
blame for Miss Windsor being
in this position. / know he
miSrepreSented his marital
stains tn Miss WindSorO
The Washington times., 1933-09-14

a tiny hole in the ground from
which protruded a long pole
with a flag on top. They were
playing pinochle. whats the
he?" asked Treinis.
I looked at him coldly. I'm
not in the habit of lying" I
replied. IT admit I was de-
layed-there were many rea-
sons for the delay which 1
don't care to discuss with you.
But I'm here now and I wish
you'd move out of the way so
1 can go on with my game"
Smitty handed me another
club, Keep your feet close to
each other and stand near the
ball." he advised. "Just tap it
this is a fast green" 1 fol-
lowed his advice to the letter.
I looked at the hOle-I looked
at the ball. Then placed my
heels close together, grasped the
club tightly and swung. Like a
mechanical rabbit released in a
whippet race, that ball shot
across the green, over a slight
precipice and travelled on into
a patch Of woods. The caddy
took out another new ball, while
Proser'S caddy started marking
down something on a little
folder. "Seven," said Treinis.
"Nine," said PrOser. "Nine."
said Millar. 1 looked inquir.
ingly at Smitty: "Twenty-three,"
he grunted and for some reason,
everyone laughed again.
Number 2's over there" said
one of the caddies. "You
mean?" I asked, incredulously,
there's more of this?"
Sure" he replied, "Ya only
played one hole. va got seven
teen more to CO." BY this time,
my body was full of creakS and
aches. I could scarcely lift my
arm and my wrist felt as if hot
lead were pouring through it.
Besides that I was tired. So
I quit.
I am now a golfer. At home
I have several nice new white
balls, box full of wooden tees,
and all I need is a set of clubs
and I presume-some country
club where I can pursue my
new passion to my hearts con-
tent. I am quite excited about
the game. 1 still remember,
with a pardonable glow, what
Smitty, my caddy, said to me,
as we walked back to the club
house.
Mister" he chirped, "I been
caddying here for tree years
I caddied for Abe Lyman and
Walter Hagen and Alec Morri-
son when they was out here
and lots of other people, and
you rolled up the highest score
for that first hole ever made
here. You did it in 23-no-
body's ever taken that many on
that hole"
And I'm only a beginner,
mind you!
The Washington times., 1933-09-14

For years even my best
friends have told me I ought
to take up golf. I am very
gullible that way-I believe
people when they look into my
eyes and say, Louie, you know
I'm your friend. There's moth
ing I wouldn't do for you."
Lately, it appears, the one
thing they want to do for me
is to convince me I ought to
play golf. So I played golf
Sunday.
1 rode up to a place in the
CatSkills known as Gross
inger's, reputed to have one of
the spOrtiest courses in the
State. A sporty course, 1 know
now, is a flock of acres studded
with hills, sand pits, ponds,
ditcheS-and caddieS who re-
gard you with complete ScOrn.
The views need not be i'm
presSive necessarily, but they
are very impressive at Gross
inger's, and 1 studied them in
tently-much to the annoy
ance of my caddy, who in
sisted that I should look at
the ball, instead.
I played in what they call a
fourSome. I am almost ashamed
to admit that the other mem
berS of this foursome were two
fellows named Monte Proser
and Mack Millar, respectively
press agents ChissD and a
doctor named Silas Treinis
who spent most of the time
discussing his brother, Milton
Leroy, who's known In the
movies as Phil Reed or Reid.
There were also four young
gentlemen to whom I was not
introduced. I was given to
understand that we were en-
titled to one apiece and that
they were what is commonly
known as caddies. My caddy
graciously permitted me to call
him '"Smitty."
I borrowed the pros sticks,
bought a dozen shiny white
balls and box Of little pointed
wooden tacks bearing the
nomenclature of "tees." Then
we walked a mile to the first
tee. I grabbed a long wooden
stick the caddy handed to me
and took a swat at the ball
perched high on the wooden
tack. I missed. The caddy
walked over and readjuSted
my grip on the club. "Ya takin'
yer eyes off the ball." he
growled." eva standin' too far
back" So I took another swat
at the ball and this time I
smacked it. was never so i'm
pressed in all my life.
The ball hit a stone two feet
away, bounced high into the air
and rolled into a ditch. "How's
that?" I yelled exultantly, 'for
guy that's just beginning?" Some
one must have been telling
funny story at this particular
moment for nobody answered.
all seven, the three players and
the four caddies-Simply laughed
as if they'd die of convulsions.
Treinis stepped up and hit the
ball-an amazing thing-it SIM
ply lifted itself up and went
sailing until it was out of sight.
I'd rather not discuss what hap
pened when it came to the turn
T. of Proser and Millar. simply
wish to state that neither Proser
nor Miller know the first thing
about golf.
I ran down to the ditch to get
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
THE VOICE OF Broad WaV
A COLYUMIST BECOMES A GOLFER!
BY Louis SObOI

a look at the ball I had hit
there. I started to take another
swing but the caddy came up at
this point, painting, and tore the
club from my hands. You
don't use a driver, mister-you
gotta take the ball out of that
there ditch-and use this stick"
What is this stick?" I in
quired.
"A mashie," he snapped.
Hold it like this and try to get
under it," I held it like that
and tried to get under it, but
just then my eye caught the
sight of a trinity of pink and
purple clouds high in the
heavens above, so 1 struck at the
ball while studying the clouds.
A cloud of dirt flew up and hit
me in the face but the ball
didn't bulge an inch. 1 learned
then that it is extremely diff
cult to hit a ball while studying
clouds. So I kept my eye on the
ball and struck at it again. This
time I hit my left foot, which
moved up into the air-but the
ball didn't. In the meantime,
I noticed that the other mem
bers of the party were huddled
far in the distance.
"What are they all doing
there? I asked.
They're on the green," said
Smitty. They're waiting for
you." I finally hit the ball a
terrific clout and it moved
fully 10 yards ahead into a
lake.
what do you do now?" I
asked.
The caddy said nothing. He
simply took out a new ball and
placed in on the clipped grass
on the edge of the water. Then
he handed me another stick,
which I learned was a midiron.
1t will be difficult to convince
the skeptics among you, but on
my solemn word as a columniSt,
T hit the ball the very first time
I struck at it and it salled-on
and on, and on, over a fence
into a tennis court, where it
bounced out and fell into an
other small pond. Without a
word, the caddy took out an
other ball and placed it on a
level piece of ground. Then he
spoke. You try to hit over
toward there-where those fell
lows are-that's the green"
One thing I must say for my
self. I took it all very calmly.
l even recall asking Smitty what
"par" was for the hole-I had
often heard them speak of "par"
and figured this was probably
the nonchalant thing to do at
this point. So, lighting ciga-
rette. after offering one to the
caGdy, who refused it, asked,
what is par for this hole?"
and he answered, -Four"
"Oh, I see," said. -Four
rather an odd par for the first
hole, don't you think?" I
thought that was probably the
right thing to say. Smitty looked
at me as if I were crazy and
said, "You better keep your eye
on the ball"
Altogether, ladies and gentle
men, I struck at that little
white ball about 16 times and
hit it squarely at least six times
and finally, there I was-on the
green! I had always wanted
to be on the greenland here
at last, I was. Treinis Millar
and Proser were seated around
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
Fraser to Describe
Round Tables Work

George E. Fraser, president of
the Washington Round Table, will
describe the work of his organi-
zation in connection with civic
affairs in Washington on the
Washington Community Forum
hour over WMAL at $3.50 o'clock
tonight. Fraser will be introduced
by Elwood Street, director of the
Community Chest which, in con-
junction with station WMAL,
operates the Washington COM
munity Forum.
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
MORE JAPANESE COTTON

TOKYO, Sept. IA G.N.SO.
Production of cotton yarn for the
past cotton season (August, 1892,
to July, 1888, inclusive) aggre-
gated 1928, 900 bales of 400 pounds
compared with 2,759,J0O bales for
the 1882 cotton season, accord
ing to the commerce departments
Tokyo office. This represents a
gain of 6 per cent, it is pointed out.
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
Boy Prince to Meet
Mother in Zurich

BUCHAREST, Rumania, Sept.
IA QNS0.-Prince Michael will
go to Zurich, Switzerland, Sep
tember 20 to meet his mother,
Princess Helen, estranged wife of
King Carol, it was announced to-
day. King Carol invited the
princess to come to Bucharest,
but she declined and asked that
her son be sent to her.
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
MGrtinsburg Plans
DGhLid ShOU Sept. 20

MARTINSBURG, w. Va, Sept.
14.-Plans have been completed
for the first Shenandoah Valley
dahlia show at the Martinsburg
city hall September 20 and 30,
under auspices of the garden de-
partment of the Woman's Club.
Mrs. Edward Hockenberry is gen.
eral chairman of the committee.
The Washington times., 1933-09-14
SLIGO CITIZENS MEET

Miss Janet Coon and Miss Ger
&rude Dyer, of Takoma Park, Md,
will entertain the Sligo Park Hills
Citizens Association with a musi-
cal program at the organizations
first fall meeting in the East Sill
yer Spring School, Wednesday
night.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-04-24
Market for Paint

Flax prices have advanced sharply
In recent days but these gains will
not be q marker to those which will
ensue when North Dakota and other
farm states become able to buy the
paint which they really need.
This state produces more flaxseed
than any other. but in recent years It
has been q poor customer for this i'm
portant item among its products. 9th
er bills had to be met by North Da-
kota farmers before improvements
could be made and many q farmer
and homeowner has foregone the task
Of Frightening up hts surroundings.
The reason has been the low price
for all farm products, flax included.
Income has not equalled outgo and
painting went into the discard along
without a thousand other things
which the farmer needs or would like
to have.
The tremendous potential demand
for paint which exists is one Of the
numerous situations which made q
revival Of business inevitable, for
the same condition exists everywhere.
And when the dam Of inability to buy
finally Is broken North Dakota will
receive a dual benefit. It will bright
en- up its homesteads and furnish q
large part Of the flax which will be
needed to meet the demand.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-04-24

In the breast Of . publicity man since
1870. Il goes back % the time that
the old Mayflower Pictures OUTFIT
launched . scheme deGignea - prove
that any remarkably beautiful girl,
however unknown, could be speedily
developed into . successful film &c
tress. Entrants from I'll over the
United States were 70 submit their
photographs 70 . committee Of pom
inent artists. These judges were to
select the winner from the sole stand
point Of facial lovelinesD. Then the
lucky girl was to b given . six.weeks'
Job In the ziegfeld chorus, and there
after was guaranteed Q star part IN .
Mayf1ower picture.
Along toward the climax Of the en-.
suing excitement. . l6ay1lower press
agent who had been scouting around
In Massachusetts, dashed into head
quarters with Z photo Of Z pretty
girl-THE girl. he vel,emently con-
tended. She had LOOKS, and figure,
and acting ability, and personality
and-well, everything required to be
. movie star. browning executives
told the enthusiast that this contest
was strictly on the level. His nom.
lnee could be entered only In the
regular way, and without benefit Of
influence. There was even
covert suspicion that the press agent
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-04-24
Inviting Terrorism

The news that an attempt on the
LIE Of Adolf Hitler was thwarted by
German police leads one to hope that,
in the interest Of the oppressed mi
norities in that suffering country, no
more such attempts are made-and,
above all. that no such attempt ever
succeeds.
That Hitler should be q target for
assassins is not. everything consid-
cred. to be wondered at: but that no
one could do the German minorities
. worse turn than by trying such an
act Of violence ought to be obvious.
SO far the Nazi oppression, grievous
though it has been, has been kept
within certain limits. An assassina.
ton, or even an attempted assassina-
ton, would provide an excellent ex-
cuse for tossing all such limits in the
discard. Autocracy's commonest re-
ply to such q threat Is unbrtdled ter.
rorism. One shudders to think what
might happen to German Jewry II
the Nazi leadership should think it.
self justified in making such a reply.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-04-24

other Of the many little things drug
gists know by intuition but doctors
and dentists do not quite understand.
Anyway, I don't know any way to
keep tartar off the teeth, except to 60
regularly to your dentist and let him
remove the tartar, II there u any.
Resuscitation
II you know better than the Ameri.
can Red Gross how to resuscitate, why
don't they put you in charge Of the
life saving classes? Is. r. KY
Answer-The American Red Gross
approves the teaching Of an incor-
rect method Of resuscitation. There
is no sound reason for the error in
technic which the organization ap-.
proves. am glad to send an illus
trated booklet on Resuscitation to
any one who sends a dime and q
stamped envelope bearing his address.
II, after studying the correct prone
pressure method as it was given to
the world by Schaefer, you can think
Of good reason for the innovation
approved by the American Red Cross,
please tell me about It and I'll apollo
gize publicly. Meanwhile, I say the
American Red Cross Is in error about
this vital matter.
Copyright, John r. Ollie co.,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-04-24

again next winter, they will have
fewer chilA along the backbone II
they know they have potatoes and
cabbage in the cellar and enough
other produce dried, canned or other
wise preserved to keep starvation
away.
incidentally, many who are en-
ployed will find q garden useful In
reducing their expenses and providing
vegetables Of better quality than can
ordinarily be purchased. And all will
find the care Of q garden health
giving exercise.