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Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
TOOK PILLS FOR 80
YEARS, Then Cereal
BROUGHT RELIEF
Mr.. Forsythe Endorses ALL
BRAN for Constipation

If you suffer from headaches,
loss of appetite and energy or any
other of the frequent effects of con-
stipation, read this voluntary letter:
"After taking pills and tablets
for about thirty years for consti-
patton, l started to take your ALL
BRAN three times a day according
to directions. Today | can eat
cheese, and that is binding, and
certainly feel Mr.. Ed. For
sythe, Box 219, Youngstown, N. Y.
Science says ALL-BRAN provides
"bulk" to exercise the intestines,
and vitamin B to further aid regu-
lar habits. In addition, ALL-BRAN
is rich in bodybuilding iron.
The "bulk" in ALL-BRAN is much
like that of leafy vegetables. Inside
the body, it forms a soft mass which
gently clears the intestines of
wastes.
Isn't this pleasant "cereal way"
far more healthful than using pat
ent medicines-so often habit
forming?
Just eat two tablespoonfuls daily.
In serious cases use with each meal.
If not relieved this way, see your
doctor.
Get the red-and-green package at
your grocer's. Made by Kellogg in
Battle Creek.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
THREE GAMES
DURING WEEK

Night ball in Ell Centro has
reached its final week and accord
ing to plans announced this morn
ing there are but three more games
to be played before the curtain is
1ung down for the current season.
These games will be played by the
Coca Colas. league and city cham
pions, on Wednesday, Thursday aid
Friday nights Of this week against
three picked teams from Calexico
and Brawley for the championship
of the entire valley.
On Wednesday evening The Cal
exico team will be the guests of
Herb Fawcett's team at Wilson
field. This is a picked aggregation
from the border city and it comes
prepared to upset the local team.
On Thursday evening the BraW-
ley All Stars will appear on the lC-
cal field to be followed on Friday
evening by the Wilkes team of
Brawley, winners of the league
championship in that city.
It was announced this morning by
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
UNCLE WIGGILY IN WOODLAND

Uncle Wiggily called all his forty
leven sixteen bunny rabbit child
rem about him as he sat, one
morning in front of his seashore
shack.
Listen to what I say!" spoke
Mr.. Longears to the children.
I'VE are listening, Daddicums, },
said Jingle.
What do you want of us?' ask
ed her twin sister Jangle.
Bring all your toys and play
things" went on the rabbit gen.
tleman. Bring every last toy you
have had fun with here at the
seaShore."
Jingle, Jangle, Baby Bunty, Bus
ter. Custer and Muster hurried to
bring to Uncle Wiggily all their
toys; their yoller skates, their
dolls, their balloons, their bicycles,
tricycles and bicycles
If you don't know what a hi
cycle is I'll tell you. It's hoop
and when you roll it along and it
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

They look mighty good.
"They" refers to Imperial Valley and
its future, and the statement is made
Notwithstanding the fact that water is at
present being pro-rated and that it is COM
paratively easy to scare up lew more
facts on the undesirable side of the val
ley's ledger.
Everyone who may read these lines,
knows that the water shortage will be cor
rected in time. How long it will take
none can say, but we all do know that it
has not stopped raining "for keeps
The rain will come and the valley will
have an abundance of water. 1t may be
this week, next week or next month, but
it will get here.
The same thing is true of the other
undesirable facts" Farm loans, for in
stance. Did the situation ever look any
brighter in this connection during the past
decade or two? The All-Amercan canal.
Was the outlook for its construction ever
more encouraging than ii Is right now.
A revival of business prosperity? was
there ever such a massing of potential
business for the merchant than is embod-
led right now in the NRA movement?
These questions answer themselves.
None but hopeless pessimist can think
up a negative answer for them, and even
he would be doing bit of lying to him.
self.
Even the weather, which has been such
an intimate (and somewhat depressing)
topic of conversation for some weeks, has
changed for the better
With the reopening of school next week,
the valley will enter full swing into its
fall and winter activities. The prospects
have never been more conducive for each
individual to take hold and do his part in
building up the future Of the place where
he makes his home
One of the best ways all of US can help
is to quit looking at and talking about
our shortcomings and instead start look
ing at and talking about the opportunity
we have. The fellow who can't see the
opportunity here is as blind as bat or
as dumb as an oyster, and most likely he
is both.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
BEDTIME STORIES
BY HOWARD T. GARRIS
tCspyright 1889. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate,

for they had had much fun play
ing on the ocean beach. But when
they thought of the fun they would
have in Woodland, around their
dear old hollow stump bungalow,
why, they were quite happy again,
Mrs. Longears and Nurse Jane
were busy packing up for the trip
home. Mr.. Whitewash and Mr..
Stubtail, the two jolly bears, shook
the sand out of their fur and got
ready to haul the seashore shack
, back just as they had hauled it
down.
Uncle Wiggily's seasnore shack
in which he and his family lived
at the shore, was made from many
big store boxes nailed together. 1t
could be hauled along on roller
skate wheels like big auto van.
All ready now! We are going to
start for Woodland" called Uncle
Wiggily after lunch
Mr.. Whitewash took hold of one
rope fast to the shack and Mr..
Stubtail took hold of the other
rope Inside the shack was Uncle
Wiggily, Nurse Jane, Mrs. Long
ears and all the children.
| At least, Uncle Wiggily thought
all the children were there. But
they had not travelled far before
Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy squeaked:
"Stop! Stop, Tell the pulling
bears to stop, Mr.. Longears.
whats the matter?" asked the
rabbit. Have any of my bunny
boys or girls forgotten a toy? If
they have it must be left at the
shore. 1 am not going back"
But won't you go back for Baby
Bunty?" asked Nurse Jane. 1--WE
have forgotten her. She must have
wandered off just before we start
ed"
"Of course well go back for Baby
Bunty," cried Uncle Wiggily. Turn
the shack around, Mr.. Whitewash
and Mr.. Stubtail."
! But there was no need to do this
For just then, all of a sudden
along came flying big fish hawk
bird. In his beak he carried big
bunch of seaweed and on this bee
was Baby Bunty fast asleep. She
had gone to the beach and fallen
asleep on the Seaweed.
Now we are all right" sale
Uncle Wiggily. Go on, Bears!' ST
the bears hauled the shack along
and soon the bunny family wa;
back in Woodland. And if the friec
egg doesn't try to go swimming ir
the molasses and fall on its face
I'll tell you next about Uncle Wig
gilys chimney.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
BARBARA
POLOISTS WIN

LOS ANGELES, Sept. II. UP
A rushing attack in the final two
periods netted Santa Barbara a g.
to 8 victory over the highly-tout-
ed Riviera Greyhounds in the first
round of a 12-goal polo tourna-
ment at the Riviera country club
here yesterday. The rally yielded
four goals.
RjrCrlrdf IL ogwq 3szfrEC
A. Bul.ck at No. achieved high
scoring honors for the visitors by
registering four goals. Drift of the
favored Greyhounds kept apace
with him, also scoring four tallies,
The Riviera Ramblers kept in the
running by yanquishing the Pan
theirs, 6 TO 5, in the second match
of the opening double-header.
Glenn Austif of the Ramblers was
shaken up but not hurt seriously
when caught under his pony as it
collapsed from the blow of dri-
ven ball.
Victorville, San Bernardino coun-
| ty. center of the desert turkey in
dustry, plans a turkey show to be
held in october.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

hits a bump it bounces high in the
air. That's why it is called a hi
cycle.
When the bunny rabbits had
brought all their toys, Mr.. Long
ears found a large box and put all
the playthings in it.
oh, what's that for?" asked
Buster.
Il have a reason" said Uncle
Wiggily
"Goodness!" exclaimed Jingle.
Il hope he isn't going to make
believe that box is a boat and sail
all our toys away upon the ocean" p"
"Daddicums wouldn't do that" ;"
said Jangle. Il guess he is going
10 buy us all new toys and he wants
to get the old ones out of the way
first. That must be it. We are 60
ing to have new toys. Hurray."
"Hurrayl' laughed Baby Bunty.
But a moment later, instead of
cheering, the rabbit children felt
sad. Fer Uncle Wiggily said:
The reason I had you bring to
me all your toys is that so none
of them would be lost on the way"
Where are we going?" asked
Buster.
Back to our hollow stump bun
galoW home in Woodland" said
Uncle Wiggily. Our Summer vaca-
ton at the seashore has ended
School vii soon begin and you must
be there to wish good morning
to the Lady Mouse Teacher. We
arc going home this afternoon and
/ don't want to have TO turn back
because some of you have forgot
ten a doll or pair of roller skates
or a bicycle. Now are all your toys
! here?"
The bunny rabbit children looked
at and counted the toys they had
put in the big box All the toys
were there, they said. Then Uncle
Wiggily nailed on the cover and
told the children TO get ready fol
the trip back to Woodland.
At first the little bunnies fell
sad at leaving the seashore shack
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

We would probably have world pros
perity in 80 days"
He sits in his old mansion and
thinks Former Congressman Laf-
ferty gets pretty mad at the way
things are going.
Fear of being forced back on
the gold standard is chilling the
liver. kidneys and entire Intestinal
tract of the country he said in
letter to Budget Director Douglas
with whom he served at the Pre-
sidio in San Francisco during the
World war.
Henry Clay is said to have writ
ten the Missouri compromise in the
Calvert house. 1t is about six miles
from the capitol, toward Baltimore
on the main pike from washington.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
Hen Spurns Code
But Does Her Part

CHICAGO, Sept. II. UH - Mira
Roosevelt scorned invitations to
sign the National Recovery Act
code, but indicated that she is do
ing her part.
Mira is a single -combed White
Leghorn hen and is competing in
the national egg laying contest.
She has produced three eggs IL a
single day.
On two other days she layed two
eggs and in between the we-do-
our-part sessions, she layed one egg
day, never missing.
Mira is a member of hen party
with "a members, the best in the
country in egg producing. and is
an occupant of one of Harvey C.
(Chicken Woods egg laying ma
chimes, with all ultra modern de-
vices to induce hens to lay.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
GERMAN BEER VAT SECOND

SAN FRANCISCO, U.Pj-"Ach,
dose Germans, dey are cnly second
raters ven it comes to drinking
beer" spl4ttered Joseph Gcldie,
brewer. A dispatch from Ulm, Ger
many, had ben shown Gold, claim
ing the worlds largest beer vat
with a 2,500-barrel capacity. The
largest vat is right here asserted
the brewer, with a capacity OF
3,100. Jake Rupert in New York
comes close with a 2,l00-barrel
retainer
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

WASHINGTON. Sept. ll.-Scene:
Postmaster General Farley's office.
Time: A few hours before his de-
parture for Boston.
First Gravedigger: "At what
time will you arrive Boston,
General?"
Farley: "I'n not tell you. Every
time ] tell the time / am to arrive
anywhere I get into a breakfast
conference with welcoming dele
cations. They are terrible. ~
Just in front of President Roose-
velt and on his desk reposes cocky
looking Democratic donkey. To the
left stands a Republican elephant,
ears cooked and so placed that 1t
seems to be listening for orders
from the other long-eared beast.
The famous old Calvert mansion,
historic residence of the founding
family of Maryland, has changed
hands again. Senator Hiram john
son of California leased it for years
One day the late Senator Thaddeus
Caraway OF Arkansas advised john
son that he had bought the house
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell of
Imperial Valley for This
Date In Pest Years
TWENTY YEARS AGO
September II, 1913

When Guy Woodland laid the
foundation for the auto stage busi-
ness between this icty and San Di-
ego he began a greater work ti:an
most people comprehended, but
from that day to the present there
have been regular developments
which have brought his line into
very prominent place in valley
affairs.
Edgar Bros Realty Co. has just
completed the remodeling OF their
clerical force in order to facilitate
the handling of their Increased
business.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
NRA IS OURS

Senator Wagner of New York, chair
man of the national labor board, has is
sued an appeal to employers and en-
ployees in the bitmuminous coal industry
to forget their feuds and work together
for the success of the recovery program.
The NRA can be successful only with
the full cooperation of all. This cooper
alton must be willingly and freely given.
1t must be voluntary if that is possible,
but where a request is made, the reply
should not be hesitant or in the negative.
1t must be a straight out-"you bet.
This sort of cooperation must not only
be national but local. When individuals
right here in Ell Centro are asked to help
out in any particular way, they should
be alert to do so. If they are not asked,
they should be willing to volunteer.
In other words, this NRA movement
is so tremendously big that it belongs to
all of us. 1t is old Uncle Sam himself,
calling on his nieces and nephews to rally
round-not for his good, but for theirs.
1t must not matter if we do not like
the chairman of this committee or that
committee, the credit that is given to
some or denied to others, or the particu-
lar manner in which the movement (lo-
cally) is designed to function.
The NRA belongs to no clique, group
or faction. 1t is OURS. We are part of
it and the merchant who displays and
lives up to his blue eagle, as we'll as the
consumer who displays and lives up to
his consumers pledge, are just as much
a part and as essential to the NRA sue
cess as General Hugh Johnson is.
That's the angle we have got to get on
this NRA We've got to get it right here
in Ell Centro-it is OURS. John Jones
isn't going to put it over, neither is Bill
Smith. That job is up to every Tom,
Dick, Harry, Mary, Ann and Jane. And,
as the boys say, I'VE kin do Err
If variety in government is pleasant
experience Cuba should be supremacy
happy.
Of course there will be many who must
defer signing that consumers Gledge un-
til the Purchasing Agent" gets home.
Secretary Ickes is getting almost as
manv Jobs as William G. McAdoo hao
during the war.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Published every evening Except Sunday by The
Imperial Valley Press. Inc, 625 State street,
Fl Centre California w. G. Costello, business
manager. Telephone 26 business office; 700. edi-
torial department. Full leased wire United Press
Associations.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
TEN YEARS AGO
September II. 1929

A quiet wedding took place last
night at the Baptist parsonage
when Miss Frances Brockman Of
Muskogee, Okla, and Clifton Con-
ley of this city were united in mar
riage, Rev. c. E. Flanagan Off
ciating.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

league officials that these games
will positively be the last played
here this season. The All Star
season has been officially closed
an6 the stands and netting at Will
son field must be taken down at
the end of this week.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Politically, we may crab Sunny jim
to the utmost, yet every Californian will
sincerely hope that his present illness
NAV soon be ended by his complete re-
storation to health
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
SeDtember IL, 1918

First Lieut.. W. H. Wimp of the
reserve medical corps, was in Ell
Centre today saying goodbye to his
many friends before leaving this
evening for Camp Oglethorpe. Ga,
where he has been recommended for
special work in the medical corps
in the ear, nose and throat depart
.nent.
An increase to California pro-
ducers of cotton seed of from 50
to Sc per ton over tie former price
of 500 per ton has been authorized
by Federal Food Administrator
Ralph P. Merritt, according to mes
sages received here from San Fran
cisco.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Mr.. and Mrs. L. L. Duff returned
last night from San Diego where
Mrs. Duff has been spending the
past week.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Tecate for Admission day, and will
spend several days hunting and
fishing in Mexico.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Of course there will be many VINO must
defer signing that consumers aleoge uh-
til the purchasing Agent gets nome.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Judge Franklin D. Cole went to
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

If variety in government is pleasant
experience, Cuba should be supremely
happy.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-11

Secretary Ickes is getting almost aS
many jobs as William e. McAooo hao
during the war.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-02-09

office has . sister in Parker's Of.
flee, and your Mr.. Gleason isn't
engaged to marry you, because he's
going to marry his boss's daugh.
ter. He's like many another rich
young fellow-takin' his fun with
a poor girl before he marries .
rich one. More fool you for fall.
ing for his fine talkw
II suppose Bet knows more
about it than-than Ken or-or
me" said Ardeth in a stifled voice.
She felt weak and sick. And
dreadfully alone.
cat any rate, she's not such q
fool as you! An here's one thing
you're going to learn, my lady.
If you're going to stay on here,
you're going to give up this chasin'
about at hight. Come home this
hour again an you'll find my door
lockedw
Hazel eyes glowing with hot,
tawny lights So bright those
eyes of Ardeth, with burning
pride, that the others blinked &C
her gaze swept their faces.
Leaving Home.
Her voice was husky. Smoth.
cred with the tremendous effort
to keep it steady.
"All right. If that's the way
you feel about me, Aunt Stel, III
save sou the trouble of locking
the door. I'll leave here tomor-
row. I'll get a place of my own
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Off The Chest

House majority leader H. F. SWEET
was quite correct in suggesting to his
colleagues that there already have
been too many peculiar and unusual
resolutions introduced at this legis-
lative session. He probably was COR
rect in saying that some Of them have
not lifted North Dakota in the esteem
of citizens outside the state. But
there is no great cause for excitement.
To "resolute' is one way of getting
it off the chest.
It is one Of the most pungent dem
onstrations of free speech as practiced
in this fair land.
1t should be understood that reso-
luton, generally speaking, doesn't
mean much. When the legislature
enacts bill into law it becomes
something which the people mus,
obey, presumably. But when it reso.
lutes it says III effect Here's how ]
feel about this"
And right now, Of course. feelings
are frayed. There is plenty to be sore
! about. 1t is situation which breeds
kicks. nay it even demands them
What better way is there Of letting
off steam. Resolutions at least give
opportunity to say Il guess I tolc
EN-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-02-09

valet hands him this and that to put
into his trunks. The eccentric de-
mands entertainment while he works
1 and the intellectual gave It to him
for six hours straight.
Because ne wears evening things
like . Beau Brummel, he works one
evening a week as platform decora-
ton and as the man who introduces
various speakers to an exclusive wom-
ans club meeting. He always wears
his monocle and carries stick dur
ing this employment. For three days
he got job with a firm down in
Chinatown, during inventory, count
Ing wash-bowls and pitchers. Other
curious bits OF work he has unearth-
ed include peeling vegetables in q
night club, for one meal day, be-
ing the front" or office manager
for . fly-by-night firm that really
operated elsewhere, modelling in q
mans fashion show, and conducting
culture tours through museums for q
girls exclusive school.
\ \ X
THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY
1nventiveness keeps one erstwhile
rich girl going these days in New
York. She still has a fine wardrobe.
She has confessed to having worked
out regime for not spending a
cent, but keeping up appearances.
For instance, when she wants to 60
home from midtown, she walks to
the Pennsylvania Station where
Wanamaker's keep bus waiting for
their customers. She boards it, rides
to the store, walks in the side door
and out the front to her studio
apartment she has kept by renting
apartment she has kept by renting
it for an eight-hour day to an artist
who can't work at home. She al
lows him to keep all his parapher-
MALTA there.
She IS developing talent for crash
ing" literary and motion picture teas,
only given at the very smartest
places. She eats sandwiches and cof-
fee enough for q meal. She knows
all the best hotels writing rooms and
rest rooms. She has discovered that
several shows in town will give her
free tickets, If she dresses up in for
NAL evening things and brings a man
IN Tuxedo. He, of course, usually
buys her dinner, in return.
When she wants cigarette, she
saunters into some of the more ex-
elusive department stores or spe-
cialty shops and looks at models
showing new clothes, and casually fills
her cigarette case from those Offer
ed free to customers.
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where no one-can insult me

where no one-can insult me"
She felt hot tears coming and
turned swiftly before they should
see them.
"Ardethw She heard Neil
speak as she reached her bedroom
door. but she went in and closed L
behind her.
The dark room, swimming be.
fore her dazzled eyes after the
glare Of the other. As she pulled
off her clothes with cold hands, her
vision gradually cleared. The vim
dow grew out Of the blackness. .
gray rectangle-curtains looped
back and blowing In the nirht
wind. The street light seepine IN
showed = dark bulk in tie Sea.
Bet-breathing in carefully simu-
lated sleep.
But Ardeth knew that Bet had
been lying tense, straining to the
sound Of the angry voices in the
other room. They all hated her
they would be glad to have
She tried to plan 40 che crept IN
quietly beside the motionless Bet,
A hotel room-somethinY inexpen.
sive. She could manage that until
such time as she and Ken could be
married. The thought Of him
brought a warm, sweet security to
overlay her anger. She drifted 10
sleep serene in the memory Of him.
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