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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
THOUGHTS OF
A FISHERMAN
Bv Ike Walton, Redivivuo

So the Filipinos are not so all
xious about having their own gov
eminent, after all? They are
thinking about falling out OF
Uncle Sans frying-pan into Hi
rohito's fire? The JapS have
been showing how they do it.
They could, get up a party in the
Philippines to promote cordial
commercial relations and then
land the Filipinos inside Japan's
stomach in a couple of years.
II we guarantee the Philippines
against all Corners, and then can
not control he Filipinos from
doing something to provoke war
by one of those corners, wouldn't
we be in a devil of a fix? The
Filipinos could get us into a row
with anybody almost any time.
General Grants famous term
Unconditional surren d e r"
might we'll be remembered now.
The unconditional grant of COM
plete independence 20 the Philip
pines during the next Overwhelm-
ing Democratic congress, putting
them exactly on the same status
as Costa Rica, for example, would
be a clear-cut policy. Admitting
them as a territory or a state
would be another. But to turn
them loose with a lot of ifs and
butts and strings and chains is an
invitation to the possibility Of
our having to send more men to
Asia than we did TO France.
sooner Or later. Maybe the
Filipinos may show more fore
sight than we have. But if they
say in effect that they will do
as they please and if they get
into trouble, We must get them
Out-that would be about as
wise a proposition as for a man
to turn a kid loose on the banks
of the French Broad in freshet
time to learn to swim. then go
off home, telling the kid to call
him if he finds the water too
deep or swift.
But somehow politicians are
seldom clear-cut. They just Will
muddy the water.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Teaches World Is Flat

The Koran, sacred book Of 210,-
100000 NIOhammedans - and the
basis of their education and their
life's guide in all matters of faith,
morals and Observation-Disclosures
that the world is flat.-Collier's
Weekly.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
SISTER MARY'S MENU

More elaborate ones are made
with combinations of materials.
Caviar is, of course. the first
choice for the perfect canape, but
there are many other delicious
tid-bits to serve in its place. An
chovy paste softened with creamed
cheese, smoked salmon combined
with minced chutney sauce
these are delicious and unique
combinations.
Canapes are much like the
French hors d'oeuvre, especially
the type that is served on a tooth
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21

pick. One Of the most popular of
these is made of stuffed olives and
bacon. A stuffed olive is wrapped
in a partially cooked slice of ba-
con and toothpick Is thrust
through it to hold it in place.
Then it is put into a hot oven
long enough to crisp the bacon.
They must be served immediat ely.
Cooks who have a discriminate
ing taste and an eye for color will
find much pleasure in the prep
aration of these tiny oben sand
wiches that add so much interest
to company mea'e
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Water In the Sahara

In almost the entire region of the
Sahara desert there are no perpa-
nent water courses, but from time
to time temporary and even tenn
pestunus streams are developed by
heavy rainfallS, which soon dry up
or are absorbed by the desert sands.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Is Il Patented?

4 patent does not always give the
inventor the right to build and sell
his device. Sometimes a patent is
merely an improvement on a prior
patent. and its only immediate value
Is in stopping others from using the
idea.-COlier's Weekly.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
From the Greek

The word Kaleidoscope" Is COM
pounded Of three Greek words,
meaning beautiful form and q
watcher. which is to say, an instru-
ment for viewing beautiful forms.
The suffix scope is familiar in such
words as telescope. microscope,
stereOscOpe, etc.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Astronomical

A parsec is a unit of length used
In expressing the distance of stars.
One parSec is almost exactly 206,265
times the mean distance of the earth
from the sun. A star Is at dis
lance Of one parsec from the earth
II lts annual parallax amounts to
one second Of arc.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
South Sea Metropolis"

Papeete, in Tahiti is one Of the
most important and populous Of the
South Sea islands, The chief town,
Papeete, has about 1900 inhabitants.
The climate is agreeable and the
natural vegetation beautiful and
luxuriant. Tahiti is French
colony.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Those Old Orioles


PESEARCH reveals that only
six Of that glorious old band
Of fighters called the Baltimore
Orioles remain. Kid Gleason was
the last to be called out. The six
are Ned Hanlon, John McGraw,
wilbert Robinson, Walter Brodie,
Joe Kelley and Sadie Mcmahon.
Those who preceded Gleason in
death were Jennings, Keller,
Reitz, Esper, BrOuthers, Mullane,
Inks, Clarke, Hawke, Bonner,
Horner, Browne and Heming. The
last of the managers is Uncle
Robbie, and he's in the minors
now, directing the destinies of the
Atlanta team of the Southern AS
ISOLATION.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Early Swedish Coinage

The first Swedish gold coins were
minted in Stockholm in 1868, in the
reign Of King Erik NV. Previous
", east and west Roman gold coins
from the Fourth and Fifth centuries
after Christ were used extensively
in Sweden.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Zoos Huge Food Supply

Food consumed by the animals In
the London zoo last year included
1850 pounds OF monkey nuts. 2,1O4
pints of shrimps. 4,G00 punches Of
carrots and 224.9O4 bananas.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Harvard Oldest School

Harvard university is listed as the
oldest institution of its kind. The
first building was erected in 1857 by
Nathaniel Eaton. Therefore, this Is
the oldest school in the New Eng
land section. as well as IN the
United States as a whole.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
CATS DEFEAT
BREVARD INST.
Winners Combination
Works Smoothly for a
40 to 8 Victory

BREVARD, Jan. 21-The Hen
Jacksonville High Bea,cats handily
defeated the Breyard Institute
basketball team here last night by
q score of 40 TO 8.
The Cats, who present a smooth
working combination. took an
early lead and were never in
danger. The score at the end OF
the first half was Is to 5 in favor
of the visitors.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Know What They Want

Plato, being asked why it was
that philosophers sought the society
Of the rich much more than the
latter sought theirs, replied: "Be-
cause philosophers know what they
want, but the rich do not"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
English Language

The modern English language has
probably a larger vocabulary than
any Of the other spoken languages
and therefore is more fitted to ex-
press the many and various shades
of meaning Of ones thoughts.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Not to Be Endured

The reason we don't hear much
about "stern parents" any more Is
because these modern children
simply won't tolerate anything so
old-fashioned.-Cin ENQUIRER.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Famous Bust a Forgery

The famous British museum bust
Of julius Caesar, the likeness Of the
Roman conqueror that has been re-
produced in thousands Of history
books throughout the world, has
been recognized as forgery.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Defensive Ditch

! 'sHawhaw," according to the die
tionary, is fosse or ditch sunk be-
tween slopes for defensive purposes,
and not perceptible until closely ap-
preached. c- s,.' s'as-a'.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Uncle Eben

"You can't judge by appearance"
said Uncle Eben. "A bullfrog amt
got no neck Mt all, but he kin make
more noise dan a giraffe. Wash.
ington Star.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Problem Of Tact

How to word an invitation so
that the proposed guest will take
it politely but will not come to the
dinner is what bothers many a host
ess.-Florida TimescUnion.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21

Ruined by Misunderstanding
"Historic greatness" said Hi Ho,
the sage of Chinatown, "can await
only those whose words and deeds
can survive being misunderstood"
Washington Star.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Undeseryed Honors

ITO accept honors you have not
deserved" said Hi Ho the sage of
Chinatown, "may doom you to for
get your true self and live in per-
petual disguise."--Washington Star.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
lies for Reindeer Skin

Reindeer skin makes a fine type
Of leather, suitable for gloves, rid.
ing breeches and purses. The hair
is long and can be used for the max
ing Of mattresses.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Blond Fur

Martha. age six, is proud Of be-
ing a blond. Recently she was ex-
planning to her daddy about the
color Of Jersey cows. and said :
Daddy, they have blond fur"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
TOmOrrow's Menu

BREAKFAST: Baked APP
pies filled with hot cereal,
cream, plain omelet, crisp
toast. orange marmalade,
milk, coffee.
LUNCHEON: Cream of to-
mato soup, bread sticks,
lima bean and celery salad,
bran rolls, cup cakes. cocoa.
DINNER: Shin of beef
with macaroni, scalloped to-
matoes and onions, endive
and picked peach salad,
squash pie, milk, coffee.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Presumes Ability

Men who undertake considerable
things, even in a regular way, ought
to give US ground to presume abil-
ity.-Burke. e..
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Grin and Fight

HUGHEY was one who could
fight with grin. AS far back
as 1898 when he joined the ORR
oles he was a pale kid with a
cough, but when ne went out on
the field he became a bundle OF
energy.
The Orioles took the sick young
man into their hearts. Within a
month after he appeared. the
older players were urging him as
a regular shortstop. His fire and
enthusiasm helped to change a
tail-end team to a club that in
1894 won is straight games from
the strong teams in the old 12-
club National League, and swept
out in front.
And Jennings, the frail kid who
could not hit. batted 800 or bet
tier siy wears in succession.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Russian Bread

The so-called black bread Of Rus
sia is not black, but exceedingly
dark colored, due to the fact that
its principal ingredients are barley
and rye. -,,..ve t.a
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Fears

The worst sorrows in life are not
its losses and misfortunes, but Its
fears,-Benson,
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21

UlVul> l. OIuIOOO
And Gravy
MANY meal is built around these three
standbys---meat, potatoes and gravy. lnvarl-
ably they are the first dishes that come to
YOUR mind as you plan your dinner,
But in spite Of their hunger satisfying and
nourishing qualities, this time -honored trium-
yirate can become monotonous unless it is
supplemented by other dishes.
However, it is often problem to find these
'tside dishes" in your own head OF course
you can quiz your neighbor, or ask the mem
bers Of your family what they would like. But
even this source Of information is often lack
ing in ideas.
The thing to do is read the advertisements
in your daily newspaper. Every Thursday
and Friday your local markets display their
foodstuffs on these printed pages. You'll read
of new vegetables and fruits that have 'jjust
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
jennings Story

jennings Story
HUGH JENNINGS probably over
IL came more handicaps than
any Of the other members of that
famous team. He was the ninth
Of II children born in "Stark's
Patch" mining settlement at
Moosic, Pa. At Is he went into
the mines.
He caught for the Anthracites.
which represented his neighbor-
hood. There were many who were
better ball players, but his energy
won a place on the team. He was
a weak hitter, but by study OF
form and long practice ne became
a great hitter. He was not fast
but he became a feared base
runner.
He was derided as a manager,
but he became one of the greatest.
And, though he went into baseball
with no education. he became 3
college graduate and a lawyer.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21

DELANO. Cal. - Claims for
S17O each for time and expenses
lost while they were held in Jail
in connection with the accident
al shooting of a woman, were
presented to the city council
here by Kenneth Scott and Terry
Cummings. They claimed they
were exOnerated of blame in the
affair and should be reimbursed
for time spent in Jail.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Ho}|kE ks! S!
NWiIliam BrauCher

IGIeason. Later, at Cincinnati, he
managed the club that gave Miller
Higgins his start in baseball.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-01-21
Henderson,
PRISONERS CLAIMED MONEY

Referee: Wilkins.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
Vast Pampa Source of
Welfare in Argentina

Argentina. richest OF South Amer
lean countries. draws It's wealth
from the pampa-a reckless, tree
less sea OF grass. $500 miles long
and 300 miles wide. grazed by mill
lions Of head of stock. Fecnnd. half
wild herds OF horses and cattle, seed
OF the conquistadores mounts and
milk cows. have been scientifically
bred up to the stable and the abat-
tolr.
Calmer herds. tanner men, Almost
gone Is the gauch0, cowboy SON OF
Spanish settler and Indian squaw.
Apotheosls OF the type was Dictator
Juan Manuel Rosas. who century
ago routed the Indians, united his
countrymen, and ruled In palace,
with court Jester On the pampas
only the pampero tcoid wind. rain
or hail storms) and locust plaques
remain fiercely primitive
Buenos Aires. with its 2.OOO,OOO
il Paris, Chicago and pampa In one.
Quite effete now. 1t no longer
faunts In It's Boca section adver-
tisements of cheap, expeditions MUIR
der by expert assasslns. For safety
and comfort. wheeled traffic Is
barred from the clty's shopping dis
trict between and 8 p. m.- Worlds
Work
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02

VIII Canada one day be able to
supply us with all the radlum we
require for our hospitals7
There are large deposits of radium-
bearing ore In the great Dominion,
and these are now being worked.
They may transform the world ra-
dunn situation.
For years now British hospitals
have been seriously handicapped In
their great fight against cancer by
the high cost of radIum. which has
been practically Belgian monopoly.
Most of 1t comes from Katanga, In
the Belgian Congo, which turns out
about three grammes a month.
Rad'um Is playing vital part In
fighting this scourge. and In view OF
this protests were recently made In
parliament against the heavy duty
collected on such imported radlum.
In reply the treasury announced that
It should be removed. This relief
lowers its price by about third.
New radlum-bearin deposits have
been discovered at Glenelg Hills,
western Australia, and other depos-
its at Wodgina are officially consid-
cred as eminently suitable for work
Ing. They yield one grain of the
precious element to each ton of ore.
London Answers.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
PASSED UP ALL
: FOR CLAM PIE
Delicacy That Made Hit With
"Sea Devil"

Jot Small was telling me about the
time Count Won Luckner t"the Sea
Devll") visited Commander McMillen,
of Arctic fame, in Provlncefown.
Mass.
MAC brought the count and some
other guests over here to my Galley
for supper one night Jot related.
@And | just locked the doors after
they got In. so we wouldn't be dis
turbed by no other customers
"WelI. 1t was Satday night, so
Of course the principal dish was
baked beans. And after while, got
to noticing that Won Luckner didn't
seem to care much for the beans.
Oh. he was polite about 1t. all right,
but he wasn't what You might call
eager. He eft bread and he drank
coffee, and he pushed the beans and
the pork around on his plate and
went through the motions. But
beans wasn't his dish.
$50 pretty soon ! whispered TO
Mac. DO you think he'd like clam
pie7'
"Try him and see what happens
says Mac.
$50 cut big wedge of clam pie
ana put II down by his plate. He
looked at 1t. sort Of uncertain. for
minute. Then he reached OUT his
fork and cut Off little nlbble. Then
| seen his eyes kind OF sparkle. He
took a bigger bite Then he took
both hands and made motion like
a man swimmin'. and pushed the
beans one way and the coffee and
bread the other, and pulled that pie
right In front of him.
by Chove.' he hollered. I haf
found somedingr
He swallered that wedge like
iogfish stealth bait. and he held out
his plate for more. Tint happened
three times. and then he'd ei the hull
dam pie. And every time he'd finish
a piece. he'd say. BY Chove. | haf
found somedingP
Hell be droppIn his hook In these
waters again. some day. Because
he's goin' to have heck OF time
tryin' to teach EN- to make clam pie
In Germany - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
RY THIS!
When children
won't Or eot-
and won't gain
weight

The youngster who has no appetite,
probably has stdsis. A little syrup OF
figs will soon correct this condition
then watch the child eat--and galnl
Mothers should never coax child
to eat Nature knows best. Remove
the cause of youngsters poor APP
petite-get rid OF stasis. Children
whe don't eat are sluggish. Read
what the California treatment" is
doing for sluggish, ilstless children
tn every part of the country
A POUND A WEEK. Your child
will eat we'll from the day and hour
ySu conquer sluggishness. But that
girl or boy with furry tongue and
bad breath should not be dosed with
salts
Begin tonight. with enough pure
syrup OF figs to cleanse the colon
thoroughly. Less tomorrow, then
every other day. or twice week,
until the appetite, digestion, weight.
complexion. tell you the stasis Is
cine. When cold or other allment
has again clogged the system. syrup
OF figs will soon set things to right.
When appetite falls. tongue Is
coated white. eyes are a bilious
yellow, California syrup of figs will
-
gently stimulate the colon muscles
and the child you used to coax to
eat will fairly devour his food.
The claims made for California
Syrup OF Figs are true and Il TOLL
do the snmc for you'll you gel
genuine CALIFORNIA Syrup Of
TiDs. Don't accept any Substitute
MEMBER N. X. A.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
BY ELMO SCOTT WATSON
0VEMBER Ill
Armlstice Day |

A day for remembering.
For remembering the titanic con-
flict which came to an end just Is
years ago; for remembering the hys-
terical Joy as war-weary world
turned Its back on death and de-
struction and lifted its face to the
clear skies OF the promise OF peace;
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
I'll E.l.

Their Failing
Relatives are people who see too
much genius In you or too little
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-19
CITY DOC POUND
CHIEF CLEARED
Dr.. Elizabeth Conger Gets
Votes of All Safety
Board Members.

The safety board today indicated
DR.. Elizabeth Conger, city dog
pound superintendent, on charges of
mismanagement and attempted
bribery preferred by petitioners be-
fore the board a week ago.
All three members of the board
Joined in acquitting her of the
charges preferred by Mr.. and Mrs.
John M. Spangler, 25O6 Lancaster
street, and John E. Sickle, 2505
Phipps street.
DR.. Conger denied Mrs. Span
glers accusation that she had
sought to prevent the charges being
filed by offering to buy the Span
gler's home, near the pound.
The superintendent said she did
discuss with Mrs. Spangler purchase
of the home by DR.. Conger's maid.
who wished to move into the neigh
borhood.
She denied keeping dogs at the
pound for ten or twelve years, as
charged, and also the accusation
that dogs at the pound were uSec
for breeding purposes.
There were 125 dogs destroyed
at the pound last week, and an aver
age the year round of seventy a
week she testified.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-19

length show so many elements Of
successful showmanShip. Rose has
spent the whole summer getting his
people and show together and seems
to have gone about it in the same
familiar manner that brought sue
cess and fame to Florenz Ziegfeld.
The same SHOW, if played in
Legitimate" theaterS, would have
to sell for at least SO a seat. The
huge capacities of the de luxe pic
ture theater plus the regular sched-
ule of several shows day makes
possible patronage of several times
the size of that which could crowd
into the regular road show" thea
tiers.
Hence a theatrical producer can
get as much money for his attrac-
ton in the large picture theaters
and the public is the winner.
With these facts in mind, Billy
Rose seems to have embarked on a
popular course, and if he lives up to
his loudly heralded claims he might
easily start the so-called new era
in show business"
At least we will have an opportu-
nifty of judging his initial efforts in
that direction when he brings the
first of his projected series to the
Indiana stage for week.
Indianapolis theaters today offer:
Doctor Bull" at the Apollo, THE
Little Giant" at Keith's, Another
Language" at the Ambassador,
"Tarzan, The Fearless" at the Circle,
Three Diamond Boys on the stage
and This Day and Age on the
screen at the Indiana, Penthouse"
at the Palace and burlesque at the
Mutual and Colonial Neighbor-
hood theaters today offer:
"Gigolettes of Paris" at the Tuxedo;
"Whoopee" at the Uptown; The Past of
Mary Holmes" at the Tacoma; Bed of
Roses" at the st. Clair; Emergency CALI
at the Oriental; "Ex-Lady" at the Strand;
Red Haired Alibi at the Garfield; En-
Urgency CALI at the Parker Heroes for
Sale" at the Irving; Hold Your Man"
at the Emerson; Supernatural at the
Garrick; The King Murder" at the STRAIT
ford: Double Harness" at the Hamilton
Return of Casey Jones" at the Belmont
"Melody Cruise" at the Princess; "Ador-
able" at the Daisy; Broadway Mad" at
the Rex; Melody Cruise" at the Sanders,
and. warriors Husband" at the Fountain
Square.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-19
City Hall and Courthouse
Players Spying Cuts.
Down Practice.

Grand jury investigation of the
annual city hall-courthouse en-
ployes' championship baseball game
next Sunday loomed today, with
each team charging the other with
skullduggery.
The charges and counter charges
reached a climax today with Johnny
Noonan, city hall team manager, &C
cusing the courthouse gang of plot
ting to kidnap him until after the
game.
'Sweety" Scanlon, courthouse
manager, countered with the charge
of professionalism" against the city
hallers, accusing Noonan Of secretly
employing Ownie Bush, Cincinnati
Reds manager, to coach his team.
Noonan returned the compliment
by charging he was informed Chuck
Klein of the Athletics secretly is
coaching the courthouse team.
Neutral observers commented that
each team was spending so much
time trying to discover where the
other team was holding its secret
practice that neither has had an
opportunity for practice yet.
The encounter is to be held at
Perry stadium. Proceeds from the
ticket sale will be used to help de-
fray expenses of the city hall-court-
house employees soup kitchen.