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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-11-11
An Experts Advice

When Spike O'Donnell, Chicago
gangster, buttonholed Senator Royal
8. Copeland to tell him what ought
to be done about this crime bust
ness" he ct least spoke with the
knowledge Of an expert.
And although his recipe was brief
1t sounds very good. What the gang
ster told the senator was simply this:
All you need is honest cops and 9
little cooperation from the courts"
That, really, is all there is to it
Follow that formula and you car
clean up almost any crime situation
provided, Of course. a little intel
ligence and energy are available in
suitable quantity.
The only trouble is that figuring
o,lt why cops do not always cooperate
leads you to the very heart of the
most difficult and complicated prob
lens our democracy faces.
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plains 70 everyone why the counsel
Of such men as Milo Reno was not
widely accepted.
For few Of those who made-and
still are making-the most noise are
farmers. They are men whose chief
training and occupation Is that we'll
known pastime Of farming the
farmer" For years some OF these
men have made their living from the
fruits Of agitation. BY inducing the
farmer to join this or that organiza-
ton. contribute to this or that move.
ment, they have managed to find
soft ptckings and place in the lime
light. They have enjoyed 1t and
have prospered. Whatever the cur
rent III. they have seized upon It and
tried to twist 1t to their ends. It has
been, essentially, q racket Of which
the farmer has been the victim.
This farm strike may have been
the last gasp Of those individuals. It
may represent a final effort to keep
their own peculiar fleshpots.
Slowly but surely things are i'm
proving. and with Improvement 60
their places in the limelight, their
system Of living by talking instead
Of by working.
When prosperity. peace and con-
tentment return to our countrywide,
as 1t surely must In the end, the
blatherskites, the rabble- trousers and
the agitators will find themselves out
OF q job. There no longer will be a
place for them and they will-oh,
sorry day-have to go to work.
Then there are the politicians,
many Of whom are distinctly in the
same class. They have enjoyed pre-
senting themselves as friends OF the
down-trodden people. as champions
Of the under dog, when In fact all
Of their activities have been calcu-
lated to keep the people in poverty
and to hold the under dog just where
he is.
These are the people who agitated
this farm strike at time when agri- |
cultural America needs, a it rarely |
has needed them in the past. all Of !
tho common sense and grit with
which God has endowed It.
There Is more than q little evidence
that the real fear Of some persons in !
Tho present situation is that Presi-
dent Roosevelt's farm program will
succeed. that they will find them
'elves out Of q Job with no place to 20. !
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I always twist my mouth to the
right and turn by head slightly in
the same direction when boiler
Leo Chrisnian, Kentucky shouting
champion.
s = i
Parents should make the home a
practice department. an experiment
station of the school.-Mrs. Arthur G.
Watkins, founder. National Congress
OF Parents and Teachers.
X 4 4
I have no pet schemes for saving
the nation.-U. s. Senator Carl Hatch
Of New Mexico.
* X \
The groundwork has been laid for q
real upturn which is likely to come
with surprising suddenness and
sharpness.-Joseph p. Day, New York
realtor.
\ = j
I do not take my religion lightly.
After all, 1t is an ancient inheritance.
George Matchabelli.
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Behind Il All

News that the farm strike has
failed on many fronts and rapidly 4
subsiding was expected by everyone
who bad = true appreciation Of the
modern American farmer.
With headlines running riot about
the inflammatory speeches Of this o.
that radical, the charges and bombast
Of this or that politician, It would
have been easy to forget that rural
America IS populated with intelligent
people who long have made . habit
Of thinking tor themselves.
But those who knew the back.
ground Of the whole business wers
never deceived. They knew that tn
soil Was IN the best possible condi-
ton TOR the kind Of propaganda K
which the farmer has been subjected
but they knew, also. that he i In.
nately suspicious of that kind d
ssed.
And - the present denouemen'
gas inevitable. When the farm
StTikess grew too obstreperosls Other
and moro senstble farmers rosa II
Indignation and. put them In theii
proper place.
WAet that place Is furnishes the
knVaAAa az thu whole business ex-
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Barbs

The most useless activity IN tina
world today. we believe, is figuring
the result OF the coming German vote
Of confidence In Hitler.
i i \
A Londoner is making 3d.
OO0-mile business trip by air. Hls
is no fly-by- might business, either.
= + \
It took two hours, for Mrs. Roose'
welt to get into Philadelphia the
other day. There's fort the Repub-
ltcans still refuse to give up without q
struggle.
i i i
Columbia University freshmen
voted they'd rather earn Phi Beta
Kappa keys than varsity letters.
They have three more years to
learn.
Copyright. 1888, NEA Service, 1nc.)
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VICTIM OF NERVOUS
IMPOSITION

A man aged 81 years who had al
ways enjoyed good health began to
fail in health. He could not longer
work, play or take the interest in life
that he formerly did. He complained
1T the general symptoms that don't
mean anything in particular, and
100000 he finally went to the family
physician, who listened to the mans
own version and the version Of his
son and wife and others, and told the
patient he was suffering from-The
Old Hokum Bunkem, or In quack doc
tor language nervous prostration."
On this trick diagnosis the family
luack treated the patient for several
llonths, and the patient kept feeling
= little no better right along, 100000
one day some gilt edge stocks fell off
several more points and the patient
sneaked around and put his case up
20 another doctor who had been highly
recommended by one of the patients
gambling acquaintance. This hotcha
practitioner informed the patient
vaguely that his nerves certainly were
in bad shape. So-o-o-o - now lis
ten, Graham. this Is going to be
good
The patients son became indignant.
Seemed the callow youth had been
reading something that made him feel
that the nervous diagnosis was
ridiculous, and he persuaded the old
man to go to a young doctor he knew.
one who had gained q reputation as
a good diagnostician. This young doc
tor examined the patient carefully.
Then he told the youth privately that
the old gent had serious heart i'm
pairment and In his opinion would
not live long. and left it with the
family whether to inform the patient
of the gravity Of his condition. With
in six months the patient died.
Who is responsible for his death?
asks his son. The young man seems
bitter about the nervous imposition
the quacks practiced on the patient.
The physicians who were in at the
death informed the family that had
The patient received the right care
for the two years of his last illness
mis- life might have been appreciably
prolonged.
I don't know about that. We doc
tors are all pretty liberal In post-mor-
tenn prognosis- we are reviewing
other doctors work. But the bitter
ness Of the family Of the patient is
quite proper. It would be we'll If peo-
pie were more given to expressing bit
terness about that sort OF thing. The
plain truth is, as I have repeatedly
stated here and no one Of any stand.
IN has ventured to dispute, that when
q doctor tells patient the trouble j.
Just "nDrves" or nervous exhaustion
Or anything Of the sort the man i.
unworthy Of the patients confidence,
Tor there Is no such condition az
nerves" or nervous exhaustion o.
nervous prostration." and nobody
knows this better than the quack
who perpetrate the trick diagnosis o,
the gullible public. This trick dag
nosis Is used sometimes by homes
physicians to satisfy public curiosit,
about the nature Of some famous o
notorious individuals illness - ant
when 50 used the trick is justifiable
tor Of course the nature Of the pa
tents illness Is none Of the public
business. But when the diagnosis i
offered seriously to the patient or hi
family 1t means just one thing, !
means the doctor doesn't know wha
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-11-11
Roosevelt and the Farmers
(New Yorld World-Telecram,

It took political courage for the
White House to turn down the appeal
OF midwestern governors for agricul-
tural price-fixing. Mr.. Roosevelt has
no taste for attempting economic
miracles he told the nation q week
ago.
His own plan, the Agricultural Adj
1ustment plan, is an outright expert.
ment. Under it q sum approaching
half q billion dollars Is being paid BY
consumers in processing taxes for d.
rect payment to farmers who reduce
their crops this year and next.
Thus far the experiment has been
helpful. Cotton prices, for instance,
are about double what they were a
year ago: wheat prices are up. None
OF these new and higher prices Is yet
high enough to restore prosperity to
agriculture, our basic industry. And
no one knows this better, nor states
It more frankly than the president.
It was undoubtedly q bitter pill the
farm state governors were given in the
White House refusal at their miracle"
plan. But such a statement as that
made by one Of the governors on the
White House is ridiculous.
THE farmer is the forgotten man"
he said. Everybody else has been
here before him, the banker, the in.
surance man, the railroad man. and
| got all the money. There is nothing
left for the farmer
This governor seems to have the
idea that farming b IN industry set
apart, wholly unrelated to the recov-
cry Of other industries. II the iron
and steel industry is PROSTATE. does
he think Pittsburgh, for instance, can
be normal consumer Of agricultural
products7
The recovery program Is 20 mapped
. to affect each section. AZ public
works, for instance, lends 4135 900 900
to railroads, these and the iron and
steel and other industries will bene.
fit; employment will be increased and
stabilized: workers win have money
with which to buy-buy the products
Of the farm: the farmer viii have
more money with which to buy the
products Of other industries.
President Roosevelt has said that he
intends TO raise commodity prices one
way or another. The farming sections
peopled By reasonable, sensible Amer.
leans. can afford to 60 along with the
president.
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
No s. A. e. No Answer


It seems a lot of Scotch and YAM
kee readers have subscribed lately.
They shrewdly omit inclosing a
stamped addressed envelope when
writing to DR.. Brady. and then they
emit loud laments when the hard
hearted old doctor fails to answer.
Please, friends. abide by the rules.
Tobacco and Dementia
My brother, %, has been In -
hospital, dementia precox case. He
likes to smoke cigarettes constantly,
lighting one from the stub of the
other, and never ceasing all day. What
effect has nicotine on the brain cells?
M. H. F.
Answer-l don't know, but there is
no question that the excessive use of
tobacco is injurious. In such a case,
1t is as likely that the mental infer
iority or deterioration accounts for
the over-indulgence.
Erythema Nodosum
Please give the meaning of the fol-
lowing medical term-I am not sure
about the spelling but it sounds like
arthema nodosa. Is it dangerous?
What Is the remedy? miss J. e..
Answer-Erythema nodosum is an
acute skin inflammation with the ap-
pearance Of painful nodes or swellings
here and there, especially over the
snins. It is commonly associated with
infectious arthritis. II it were dan
gerous Id not mention the condition
mere. A patient with this condition
requires medical care.
Copyright, 1888. John F.. Ollie Co..
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The NewDeal
Washington

Food and Drug Crusade Right In Tug
wells Alley :. Tolls Way to Hos
pital I'm NRA Cause General
Johnson Does Right About Face
80. You're Still Good After 50
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NSTOLEN LOVE
by HAZEL LIVINGSTON
copyR1OAT ~ ArxNo ExA1URES SYNDICATE. ZAyc.

sBrass andirons would be DER
feet. Oh, Mrs. Barstow-and on,
Of those old-fashioned wing chair.
Curtis likes 20 much. And candles
fat, honey-colored ones-and . lamr
here"
i Eyes, and . low hassock-" Mrs
Barstow stopped and sighed. "Joar
dear, l do envy you-starting in
all newt"
Two pale green and white bed.
rooms, . canary colored kitchen
glistening with newness. Think Of
living here! Having . home Of your
own! Joan's color rose. She grew
excited, eager. She could hardly
wait to show it to Curtis the
place that might be their home
soon.
The time was rushing 80 fast
When she had said June il was
nearly half = year away and now
it was less than three months. Al
ready Maisie's nat was crowded
with things. The pale satin we'd
cover in the hall closet. The rose
point veil that had been Aunt Ev-
vie's mothers, and smelled Of mi
gnonette. A trim blue suit, and q
bright plaid topcoat for travelling.
Piles Of lacey, silken undertakings,
foaming out Of bureau drawers
impossible not to b excited
;. and Curtis % happy and
In the evening they went back to
the apartment together. Fun to get
the key, and open the door, and come
In together, alone in the cool, new
smelling place. Still scented with
cedar shavings and . balmy, spicy
smell floor wax, or WHAT"
"Do you like it," she asked, smil.
ing . little shyly.
"Do your"
He pulled her to him, loving her,
forgetting why they had come.
"Oh, but it's good to have you alone
for minute. ] 80 seldom do. Darn
oil this wedding business, Johnnie.
I wish we could ditch the whole
thing, and just walk. out and get
married. Johnnie 5. will you !. !.
now?"
She shook her head, "No, not
wouldn't be fair 70 your mother"
II know, but its 20 long to wait,
and love you 70 johnnie .
mo. Curtis, We couldn't. Think
how she'd feel"
"Oh. I suppose 20. Darn it." He
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-11-11
BY RODNEY BUTCHER
Tribune Washington Correspondent

Washington, Nov. 1l.-Dr.A Rex
Tugwell, No. man OF the Brain
Trust, is embarked on a labor of love.
Food and drug law reform wasn't
just problem which fell into his lap
when Mr.. Roosevelt made him assist
ant secretary for agriculture. Tug
well reached out and embraced it.
He had an active. studious interest
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ails the patient and is not honest
enough to say 50.
Rest assured my medical colleagues
will let me know II I'm wrong.
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A British army officer. Maj. Angus
Howard r. Ogilvy, died in Fee, Nor
Deco, ~ years ago, but was not buried
in England until this summer.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show tho
Trend OF thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disa1ree
with The Tribune's policies.
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for turning over NRA 70 industry for
Operation was modified drastically
ct >the behest OF newspapermen who
didn't believe the administrator
meant what he said.
The newspapermen probably just
beat the White House 70 It. john
sons second statement next morning
made II plain that no abandonment
II government supervision WAS con-
templated.
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e Il estimated that . good shelter.
belt Of trees around q house will save
at least Is per cent Of the fuel bill.
Properly planted windbreaks not only
improve the appearance Of farm
steaAs. but actually result in consid-
cradle savings.
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STILL GOOD AFTER -
Workers past % ore not ready
for the scrap heap. That's the
verdict q SecrstaEy q Labor
Frances Perkins. She studied the
new civil service rule bsEfing ap-
pIloants over -. 1--WE found
workers ever - capable, efficient,
with valuable, mature Judgment,
better discipainsd, lees subject -
turnover" she said. She fevofs .
balance betwssn younger and Old
o. workers In office and indus
Try.
Copyright. 1888. NEA Service. Inc
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ArmiSfice

AFIUI8IlCe
In common with the rest Of TIKI
nation. Bismarck today celebrates tn,
18th anniversary Of tho World Wa,
arnlistice.
The minds OF many 90 back to tina,
joyful period, now rapidly fading into
the past, when wars red riot ceased
the guns no longer doomed and peace
returned to the nations.
Most Of US remember the exuber.
ant celebration which followed the
news. no matter where we happened
to be. -.......
Joy reigaed supreme. spontaneous
hilarity amounted almost to Mysteries
AL Of US were glad to be FREQ from
the burdens OF war. We looked for
ward to better things. At last, We
thought, the world would truly be
safe for democracy.
How mistaken were those ebullient
reactions W have long since realized
We know. too. that not everything
was hilarity on that momentous &C.
casion. Those who choose can real
ize that many were not. perhaps
never will be, free from the burdens
Of war. The dead can never return.
The manned and torn will never be
wholly healed. For them the wal
will exist until the end.
Neither u 1t over for US. Many oil
the ills from which humanity still
suffers were caused by the war. The
peace We have Is 4 brittle thing, likely
to break at any moment.
Immediately after the war no one
wanted further hostilities. The worlc
had fought itself out. Its hardshipe
and miseries were too apparent.
j. Now it is different. We know We
have never had q real peace. Yer.
sailles brought only . new planting
Of the seeds Of strife. All they need
ed was a new generation to bring
them to fruition. That generation
now is approaching manhood and
war appears to be marching with il
to . new destiny.
The evidence is all about us in q
bitter and aggressive Germany, a sus-
picious France, an upsurging Russia
= restless and ambition ridden Japan
Where or when the next war Will
break out no ono can be sure, but
that 1t viii come u as certain as that
the sun will shine. For the world a
whole there appears no escape.
For America It Is different. Be-
cause Of the enlightenment Of our
people and our favorable geographi-
cal position, war for other nations
need not mean war for US. Nations
which harbor grudges against the
United States-and there are some
will find 1t difficult to make their
enmity effective II We maintain 1
sane win to peace.
To do so we need not be ultra-pa-
ciftstic. Above al, We should moi
render ourselves defenseless. The
new generation In America should be
taught the rudiments Of how to pro-
tect the nation. We should present
to the world the picture Of q strong
man, clad in righteous armor and
blessed with Z tolerant spirit. II
that direction does comfy and well.
being lie.
These things should we keep II
mind lest. ct some future date. there
be need In this land to celebrate an.
other armjstice. It is the only way
we can keep faith with those who
sleep beneath the peoples Of Elan.
ders Field and the white crosses, row
on row. that mark the resting places
Of the dead our last war cost 10.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

Signed letters pertaining health hygiene
diagnosis treatment will q stamped
selfaddd envelope Letters should
IN Ink No reply made queries conforming instructions
Address Dr.. william Brady in Of this newspaper.
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The snowy owl Is black when young:
owls that are specified ana barred
At maturity usually begin life In snow
white coats.
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CHAPTER XII

Mrs. Farley said, rubbing he'll
hands. $50 exactly suited to each
other"
"And 4 real beauty" Mrs
Thompson purred. "Skin like the
gardenias she wears 80 much, like
velvet really. But Lyla, do you think
she's we'll? She's so very pale"
FRANKLY, I don't know" Lyla
Barstow said anxiously. "I'm "a
afraid she's nervous. You heard
what her aunt said. Cornelia Van
Fleet, the other sister is . wreck
OF course, Joan doesn't look any.
thing like her still dom,
know :. she has everything in
the world to be happy for. don't
know where she would find another
like Curtis-so good and devoted"
Yes, indeed but there's no
doubt about that Lyla. They're 50
In love dear, dear. And it is q
strain, Lyla, for q young girl. re-
member when / was engaged, how
upset ! was" She sighed reminis-
Gently: Dear, dear how time
flies"
How time flies gray hairs
SO soon Lyla Barstow was .
girl again, getting ready for her
when Joan came in with Curtis
after the ladies had gone she put her
arms about her, kissed her gently.
TRY to relax a little, Johnnie. Don't
be 80 tense. Perhaps You can't quite
realize how glad am that Curtis
found you. II can't quite realize
it, that's all. He was my boy, my
little boy SO long. But I'm glad he
y Is sG heI|e to MARI: MARI, you Joan. Won't
Itwas her first real welcome. The
first time she had said Johnnie. Her
first word Of love.
Joan held out her hands, blindly.
They chung together.
Curtis found them, still with their
arms entwined. His face shown
with happiness. The words he had
come to say were forgotten. He tip.
toed out, leaving the two women he
loved together, The newspaper with
its glaring headline was crumpled
~ t1A0 A1RGAOs
So it WAS the next day before Joan
heard the news. Connie Howard
was married. Eloped with . certain
Harrison Greedy whoeyer that
was. No one had ever heard Of
Harrison Greeley before.
II hope she will be happy" Joan
said.
:. Francine and the girls just
laughed.
All the afternoon Joan sat ct her
work table trying to plan = masque-
rade costume for : plump politi.
clans wife with three chins, not
making any progress at al because
oil her sketches turned out the
same. Slim, supple girls with tragic
eyes, and straight black hair. Con-
ME Towards.
"Oh can't work." she sighed.
and put down her pencil.
"Never mind" Francine said,
"to-morrow's plenty Of time. Mrs.
Barstow is out front anyway. She
wants to seo you"
sits about that apartment the
Fullers arc going 70 suitcase. The
new building on California street,
Joan. Al soon - ! heard I rushed
right over 70 tell you. twill b sim
ply ideal for yo6 and Curtis-just
what you'll want until you build. d
get your things and co1ne-l have
tho car outside. ] wanted you ia
go Il before I told Curtis about Il
/ know you'll love i'll" Mrs. Bar.
slows cheeks were mink with ex-
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LOYAL TILL HE DROPS

0V1 NN x1LI NE UUEOFS
NRA staff loyalty rates high.
Oscar Chapman, ovef-wofked as-
sitant secretary Of tho interior,
gazed over . pile Of documents.
Haven't time to read 'em Ill, but
! must. If l 60 to jail for MIRA,
] want to know why" he tested.
but no didn't 90 to jail. Hes
gone to the hospital. "Eligh
fever, run down by ovoFwork" was
the Doctors verdict.
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ABOUT FACE, QUICK!
General Johnson's Thorough agree
,nent" with the Gerard Swope plan