Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-22
HONORABLE REPORT 0N BEER MEASURE
 LEGISLATIVE HALLS

JUNEAU, April 22,-Hon now! arrive the honorable LegiSnat- cher to see do with delicious beer bill. Muchly intrigued with hyper bolic debate, thank you. make progress to excellent Speak Talker, make smiling like for Shogun.
 MT. Hon. Speak Talker," I snig- ger, T representation disreputable newspapers, want for know how beer bill passing night. Does itI convalescing abnormally? What many times pulse beat? Thinking you it satisfactorily operations? Yes. excuse
 Beer bill" renig Hon. Talk Speaker we aggrega tioning 75I operations so much the grand mother say: How noW long time l no see you! w'ot t 'ell!'"
 Yes, please, excuse. MT. Hon. Speak Talker, can I giving observa- tion that beer bill, thanking you?" Much sorrowfulness," snicker ] Hon. Talk Speaker, but the su- perb gang was dry and they was only 75 drinks in the case" l T adelante on honorable Senate.
 LeavingS the honorable dogs at ! door entrance walk tiptOe on dis tinguished sock up frOntWards to Supremen Son of Heaven sittim topside high the honorable throne.
 Yes, please" suggest, shaking the honorable hand, for what kind of beer measure acquisitiOning the forensic Senate? I'm sorry, excuse. cuse."
 T gotta grandeloquent five-gal- lon can," he chuckulate. Advanc- ing close; gimme the skypiece."
 He make deluginacions pourings into the honorable kelly. He say:
 Wrap the honorable stomach 'roun' that and mebbe go back an talk to animals"
 Excuse, please" I scripple with shogun smilings, T hearing you gotting 75 measures on the dig nified beer How now!"
 Sure to Mike" Squabble the Hon. Son of Heaven, but they ain't been bungstarted. That's my hold ing outs If you make informa- tionings to the gang I'm tearing yours block of like Gen. Kicki and Smash goings thru Chinese Wall!"
 "Yes, please, excuse" I gobble. The honorable beer tasting flat"
 That's becausing floor level" he snoggle.
 Excuse, will you passing honor able beer measure this snession." ;"
 Nav, not unless another keg or two arrives on the next boat" he splutter. T only gotta huff for over Sunday; you're luckinesS l am giving the honorable snort. Ii you gotta dryneSS, go hunt boot legger."
 How now, the honorable beer measure What is it's Whichness?" I gibble."
 "They ain't goin' to be no meas ure-drink all you can hold" he snuffle.
 "Yes please, excuse"
 Dear editor the honorable news paper, I am feel the exquisite kick between the eyes when I emp tying the honorable sky piece and lick out the foaming. Glorious Son O1 11cdVSlI OCp1CVAOA1 6ACoo oOAAOW' puttem arm on the honorable shoulder and make weepingS. All bodies elevation the honorable cans upwise topside honorable desk. Hon Son of Heaven Sniffle: Ham aguchi, you singing. C'mon:
 Sweet Addie's lying!"- l ing? C'mon:
 Sweet adder lying!"-
 Everybodies crying like grave of ancestors. l sniffle on the eye, too, it been so sad. Great over comings feelings; feeling the hon. orable desks find way out many doors aggregationed frontwise hon. orable capitol.
 go thru four doors, bump into honorable sergeant-in-arms. He say: Did they pass the beer meas ure?"
 "Surenesh to Mike," snigger"
 what it's looking like?"
 ''The honorable flve-gallon can"
 No see such grandiloquent LegiS- hooker since Tokogawa Shogunate hung Hiasnoope.