The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-29
Good evening.
 O-O-o LET THE HURRICANE ROAR
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Good evening.
 LET THE HURRICANE ROAR
 Some chap in tin pan alley,
 Is sure to stew a song, About the coming 3.2 beer. I'll bet it won't be long
 Before the country's humming.
 The tune from shore to shore,
 Just as they did, Sweet Adeline, ]"
 In beery days of yore.
 The verses may be vapid,
 Chats generally the ease),
 For songs are hurried right along, Competitive the race. Perhaps Irving Berlin's got one, Or others of like fame, l To advertise, the new 3.2. Which bears a numcral name. So come on, tin pan alley.
 We're waiting for your stuff. You might include the pretzels. If 3.2's not enough.
 Herb Hoover said a poem. Might see the country through. | Now we know it must be song.
 Based on the new }. 2. A contradiction: A clock is hang ing on the wall. It's painted, it's no clock at all. Passage of the beer bill proved that congress can foam as well as bubble over. o-O-o Some chap in the audience inter- rupted Al Smiths speech the other night to ask him what about beer. April 7th, for you" shot back Al, reminiscent of campaign days. ~ o-O--o AFTER IEXCELSIOR-SOM YEARS AFTER The shades of night were falling fast,
 The sky had lost its tint of blue, When through the village some one passed, A barkcep, with the sign, 3.2. o-O-o Contemporary life seems to be contemptible to a lot of people. o-O-o M Then there was the up-to- date dentist who stuck a wis., | dom tooth in the plate of false l molars he was making. I o--O-o The chap who can. put a 1,000- piece jig saw puzzle together might
 be able to help the country.
 o-O--o l A New York judge says only
 morons play bridge and work
 over jig saw puzzles. Per- | haps Culbertson will use his | Lenz in focusing the judge and l give the retort supreme. 1 o-O--o l The accordion is one thing that
 must be pushed together in order to produce results. O-O-o
 so TT GOES Seasonal jobs, Have come to pass, .F'rinstance, painting "Kccp Off the Grass" o-O-o George Bernard Shaw, flying. was forced down on a California beach by gathering storm. Prob ably produced by critics reviewing his latest book about the black girl in search of her God. o-O-o Shaw said the pilot was very brave man, but at that it was a pretty close shave for Shaw's famous white whiskers. o-O-o Some one has said that time, tide and Roosevelt wait for no congress. o-O--o Roosevelt will get his swim ming pool. It would be a fine spot to duck some of the job | O--O--o Perhaps when the fishing sea- son opens the worm will turn. ON AND ON Know myself, So Socrates invcighed, Few know themselves, And fail to make the grade. | o-O-o Japan has resigned from the | league of nations which leaves | China pretty much resigned to her
 fate.
 | o-O-o | Sailors claim sea gulls have l souls. Which may or may not ! prove the sailors guillible. | o-O--O | It's not a crime to remember, but it does seem criminal to for- get.
 o-O-o France feels that If she pays her war debt to the U. s. she may be able to export this country considerable liquors. In the midst of 3.2 l beer we are in war debts. o-O-o l German beer will be admitted to the United States any time after April 7th, providing the alcoholic content is within bounds. It won't be long now before the little Ger man band comes back into fashion. l o--O--O | WORDS