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The Washington times., 1933-07-06
SLICE
On GOLFERS

A slice on a golf ball is mot
an act of God," Municipal Court
Justice Petite has ruled, in award
ing $3.50 damages to q woman
who had been struck by a golf
ball while driving her automo-
bile. The plaintiff was Miss
Anne B. Gleason, sister of Helen
Gleason, Metropolitan Opera so
prano.
In ruling against the conten-
ton of Arthur j. Knorr, who
drove the golf ball, that the ac-
cident was an act of God, the
judge declared:
"A golf ball in itself is an
innocent, lawful article and 80
is the club that drives it. But,
when driven, the ball attainS
great speed and may thus be-
come q dangerous and destruc-
tive object"
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
DEATHS

Laura 9. Watson. IS. 1910 Nevada
Henry D. Brown. 81. Et. Elizabeths
Hospital.
Casper Backhausen. II. United States
Soldiers Home Hospital.
Ida H. Reimers. IS, National Homeo-
pathic Hospital.
Mary E. Bacon, 50. sol Nicholson
Annie D. Kelly, ss. 1919 N St. N. W.
Lewis E. Hodges 64. 476 H St. s. W.
Francis J. McKenna 81. United States
Soldiers Home Hospital
Minna Murphy, 81, Georgetown Hos
pital.
Theresa E. Singer. IS. Providence
Hospital.
Jared E. Sparks, 54, sibley Hospital.
Cleveland Martin, 54. Gallinger Hos
pital.
Joseph L. Simmons. rs, sibley Hos
pital.
walter J. Singleton, SO. 1914 18th
st. N. W.
Catherine Myers. H. Gallinger Hos
Samuel E. johnson. "a A2 Ninth
Mary stith, %. Gallinger Hospital
Beatrice Bradman. 20, Gallinger Hos
pital.
Lucian Howard. 10 months. Gallinger
Hospital.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
OARS|NEN
WIN HEAT
HENLEY-ON-THAMES,

HENLEY-ON-THAMES, Eng
land, July 6.-The crew of the
Kent School, American entry IA
vored to win the coveted Thames
Challenge Cup at the Royal Hen
ley Regatta, won it's first heat in
the race today by defeating Jesus
College, of Cambridge University.
The American eight raced over
the course in seven minutes and
18 seconds.
The crew Of the Hun School,
Of Princeton, N. j., won a slower
heat for the same trophy in de-
feating the Kingston Rowing Club
by a third of length in seven
minutes and % seconds.
The Hun School was considered
to have done we'll in view of the
short training period it had been
given over the Henley course.
A large crowd was out today
for the second Of the four days
Of racing comprising the annual
regatta.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06

The British athletes, who face
Yale and Harvard aces on Satur-
day afternoon at Cambridge, are
given a pint a day of the popular
English drink.
And they don't like it iced,
either.
"It is frightfuIIy bad for you
Iced" a member Of the visit
ing team said today, as the ath-
letes left for Cambridge with .
group of trackmen.
But when the British stars fin
ished a drill at Yale Field yester-
day they were not thinking about
their stout.
"When are we going to have
tea?" was the shout they raised
as a heavy rain cut short the
drilling.
Afternoon tea is a necessity to
all Englishmen, the visitors ex-
planned, and they insist on having
it while in America. The En-
glishmen, however. never smoke
at tea.
Dr.. Reginald Salisbury Woods,
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
CUBS, 5; REDS, 3
CINCINNATI

Totals IS 10 "a 10 Totals 20 72713
1Batted for Johnson in seventh.
2Batted for ManiOn in ninth.
Slated for Frey in ninth.
Cincinnati ........ o 0 0 0 2 o o O-3
Chicago ........ 900 1 o o 0 0 Ks
Runs-GranthRm, Hafey (2). MOsOlf,
=. Herman, Demaree. Hartnett. Jurges.
Errors - Grantham H). w. Herman.
Runs batted in-Hafey (H, Demaree,
Grimm (3). W. Herman, Rice TwO-base
hits-Demaree. Grimm, MosOIf. Gran
than, Hafey. Home run-Hafey. Sacri-
flee hits-Tinning, High. Bases on
balls-Off Derrfnger. 2; off Frey, 1:
off Timing, 1. Struck Out-By Timing,
2; by johnson, 2. Double plays-English
to Grimm (2). Left on bases-Chi-
cagO. 5; Cincinnati. 8. Hits-Off Der
ringer. 2 in 1 inning: off johnson.
in innings.
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Boxers Score
In Richmond Bouts

Two Jewish Community Center
boxers were returned victors in
their bouts with Y. M. C. A. ring
sters at Richmond. Va. last night.
Lou Gevinson, featherweight, out
pointed Tom German of ..ich-
mond in a 3-rounder. Leon Shub,
local lightweight, decisionc Tony
Peruzzio in another 3-rounder
while Willie Feery of the local
team dropped a 3-rounder to Joe
German, Richmond bantam
weight.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
HERALD LEAGUE MEETS TOMORROW
STRONG.TEAMS
PLAN To ENTER
HERALD LOOP
By SID KATZNELL

Dy SAD AA0 Il NANAIAN
First class unlimited baseball
teams have signified their inten-
tionS of entering the second an
nual Washington Herald series.
Among those are the French A.
c., Ballston A. c., BallSton Fire
Department, Virginia White Sox,
Silver Spring Giants, Vienna Fire
Department and Hiser'S All-StarS.
The Steuart Motor Company dia-
monders, who won the champion
ship last season, will not enter
team in the series the current
year. A. r. Clark, who piloted
the Steuarts to the pennant, is
now managing and coaching the
Stanton Cleaners of the Capital
City League.
An important meeting will be
held tomorrow night at 8 o'clock
in the Washington Herald sports
department. Sam Rubinton, sand
lot editor of that paper, will be
in charge. The winning nine will
receive a handsomely designed
silver trophy, while the players
will be given engraved baseballs.
Iron Works vs.. Pigs
Gichner Iron Works run into
hot water today in the Industrial
League when they cross sticks
with the Dixie Pigs on the South
Ellipse. The game will start at
5 o'clock.
Lefty" Brown, whose fast
breaking shoots fooled number
Of batters in the first half. Is
booked to hurl for the Ironmen
while either Blackie Adair or
Bennie Speigel will work for the
Pigs.
Because of store closings, con-
tests carded in the Department
Store League during the months
Of July and August will be played
on Saturdays instead of Sundays.
Games that should be attractive
are on tap for this coming week.
end. The Hechtmen play Kanns
on the North Ellipse while PaIais
Royal meets Lansburgh on the
East Ellipse. Both games will
commence at II a. m.
Farms Score
Fairfax Farms revamped team
started its second half debut in
the industrial circuit yesterday
BY routing the Police Depart
ment tossers, first half champs,
16 to /.
The Farms were studded with
high class players, including
Willie Wolf, George Ortel, Charlie
Dofflemyer, Huck Hilleary, Bucky
Buscher and others.
big" Murphy pitched for the
winners and limited the Blue
coats to five scattered hits, and
he also found time to smack out
three bingles himself.
G. P. o. trimmed their Printer
rivals, the Union Printers yester-
day in the Departmental Loop,
z to 2. Bob Lyons hurled for
the winners while Old "Heinie"
Webb opposed him. Brother Hard
Ing and George Mosedale led the
q. P. O.'s attack with two hits
while Edwards hit a homer for
the losers.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
Births, Deaths, Marriages
EDWARD DOUGLAS AINsLIE

Edward Douglas Ainslie, Of New
York, general passenger agent
of the Baltimore and Ohio Rail
road, who served as assistant
general passenger agent for the
same company in Washington for
a number Of years, will be buried
tomorrow in Brooklyn, N. Y. He
died Tuesday at his home in
New York city.
Mr.. Ainslie, well-known in this
city, had been a member of the
Washington Rotary Club when he
lived here. He was active in
affairs of the Masonic organiza-
ton and was a member of the
Knights Templar.
Surviving are his widow, Mrs.
Sara L. Ainslie: a son, Douglas;
a daughter, Margaret. and his
mother, all living in New York
city.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
Mother Asks Search
For Girl and Youth

A 15-year-old girl, Louise Smith,
is believed to have come here
from Raleigh, N. c., to get mar
ried and police were asked in a
message from her mother, Mrs.
Carrie Smith, to search for her.
Mrs. Smith said she thought
her daughter had eloped with a
boy of 81. Louise is feet 5,
weighs 115 pounds, and has
brown hair and eyes.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
Kennedy Is Beaten
Bu SD1niSh Rinnn1nn

NEW YORK, July 6.-Isadoro
Gastanaga, Spanish boxer,
knocked out Les Kennedy, of
California, in the sixth round of
scheduled 10round fight here
last night. Kennedy was stub
born and game but showed little
Of the ability that once enabled
him to beat Max Baer.
An overland right to the head
ended the bout. In a stormy first
round the Spaniard dropped the
Westerner with a vicious right
and sent him to the resin again
with a long left,
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
MRS. AGNES WHITAKER

The funeral of Mrs. Agnes
Whitaker. mother of Norman T.
Whitaker. known as "The Fox" in
the recent trial in which he was
convicted with CASTOR B. Means
on conspiracy charges filed by
Mrs. Evalyn Walsh Mclean, will
be conducted Saturday in Phila-
delphia. Burial will also take
place in that city.
Mrs. Whitaker died Tuesday in
Philadelphia. She was the widow
Of DR.. Herbert c. Whitaker, noted
Philadelphia educator. In addi-
tion to her son. she is survived
by two daughters. Hazel and
Dorothy, and another son, Ro-
land,
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
6,9O4 Pupils Start
Summer SCHOOLING

Summer sessions Of the District
public schools opened yesterday
with an enrolment of 6,904.
This enrolment represents at
tendance in both white and col
ored schools, in the Americaniza-
ton School, day and night class
es. Enrolment in the white
schools is 1914 and in the col.
ored, 3,440; while the Americana
zation School enrolled $50 pupils.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
IRVING MASON BOWDEN

Irving Mason Bowden, 81,
printer, of the 1900 block Seventh
st. S. w., who died Monday after
a short illness, was buried this
afternoon in Cedar Hill Gene
terry, following funeral services
from the w. W. Chambers funeral
establishment in the 500 block
Eleventh st. S. E.
Mr.. Bowden had been employed
for several years in the Govern
ment Printing Office and later
with the Darby Printing Co. He
was a member of the Star Span
gled Banner Council, No. 8, Junior
Order of United American Me
chanics.
Surviving is his widow, Mrs.
BERTHE BoWden.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
OCCOQUAN WINS

The Occoquan A. C. defeated
the Mt. Vernon nine yesterday,
"a at Occoquan. Sunday the
former team meets the Miller
Roamers of Washington. For
games address the manager of
the Occouuan A. G..
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TIGERS, 9; BROWNS, 4
Totals. 3S 16 27 8 Totals. SO 6271S
t1Batted for Mcdonald in ninth.

S1Batted for Mcdonald in ninth.
Detroit. .......... OO32 2O2O1 11-9
,Runs-FOx, White (3). owen (2),
Gehringer. Greenberg, Bridges. scharein,
west (2), Mcdonald. ErrOr-Levey.
Runs batted in-Gehringer (2), Green
berg (2), FOX, Owen, Stone, Burns (2),
GaFms (2). TwO-base hits-FOx, Owen,
Gehringer (2), ROgell, HaywOrth. Levey.
Three-base hits-FOx, West. Home run
-Greenberg. Sacrifice hits-W K r,
Gehringer. stolen base-Burns. Left on
bases-St. Louis, 5; Detroit. 8. Bases on
balls-Off BIaehOlder, 3; off Mcdonald,
~ off Bridges, 2. Struck Out-By Blae-
holder, 1; by Mcdonald. 1; by Bridges,
g. Hits-Off BlaehOlder, IS in 1-S in
nIngs; off Mcdonald, In 8 2-S innings.
hit by pitcher-Bridges Is h / n,
Garms); by Mcdonald (Owen). Losing
pltcher-BlaehOlder. Double plays
Burns to Levey, GehrinEer to Green
berg, Burns to Shea. Umpires-Summers
and Or1nsby. Time Of Eame-2:12. At.
Aandanee-30Os
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
Commission Seeks Truth
From College Proxies
BY HARRY COSTELLO

Presidents of the member institutions Of the Middle
Atlantic Association of Colleges and Secondary Schools
either have received will receive blank form which
executive declare how many any athletic scholar
ships given by the institution which he prese
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
RTRTHS

MishA and Hannah Laddon, boy.
Arthur and Helen Kelso, boy.
William and Pauline johnson, girl.
Victor and Gertrude Spears, girl.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
RAYMOND G. OFT

Funeral services for Raymond
G. OFT, 48, president Of the
Standard Art, Marble and Tile
Co., who died yesterday in Sibley
Hospital, after an illness of two
weeks, will be conducted tomor,
row morning at the Shrine of
the Sacred Heart Church, Six,
teenth Street and Park Road
Northwest, where there will be a
solemn requiem mass at 10
o'clock. Interment will be in
Rock Greek Cemetery.
Mr.. OFT, a native Of Wash,
ington, lived in the $500 block
Sixteenth st. N. w. He had
been active in the affairs Of the
Knights of Columbia.
Surviving are his widow, Mrs.
Nellie Beers OFT; a daughter,
Marie OFT, and two brothers, the
Rev. George E. OFT, of Baltimore,
and Ernest E. OFT. of this city.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
WHEATON WANTS

The Wheaton nine has q
diamond for Saturday and would
like to book a strong opponent.
Call Bradley 233.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
BUDDY MYER SCORES

The Buddy Myer Insects had an
easy time Of it in defeating the
Stantons yesterday, 10-2. Cafrey
struck out ten Of the losers.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
STORY BUTLER LADD

Story Butler Ladd, 80, statisti-
cal expert at the Census Bureau,
who insisted on continuing work
although he was retired five years
ago, will be buried tomorrow
afternoon in Oak Hill Cemetery.
Funeral services will be held at
3 o'clock from st. Margaret's
Episcopal Church, Connecticut
Avenue and Bancroft Place North
west.
The aged Government statisti-
clan, who had been with the
Census Bureau since 1900, died
yesterday at the Homeopathic
Hospital after weeks illness.
Two daughters survive Mr..
Ladd. They are Mrs. Wilmer S.
Wingate, of this city, with whom
he lived, and Nine. Nagl1i Ghara-
gozloW, of Persia,
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
cELTlCS ANXIOUS

st. Mary's Celtics are after an
unlimited opponent for Sunday.
Call Manager Beach at Alexan-
dria 881-J between Z and 9 p. m.
The Washington times., 1933-07-06

See Colonel BungIe In cOIOrs in the
special eight-page section with Satur-
dAy'a Times
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
British Track Stars Call
For Tea After Drills
Rv T.. B. ANDERSON

NEW HAVEN Conn., July Good old stout is regu-
lar part Of the training of the track
The Washington times., 1933-07-06
Deaths

BOwDEN, IRVING MAsON-Passed away
Mason SNoPdS SNgy beoSs lsSs fbSyNS bssb5T5
Lodge, Jr: o, 3. 4. N. Remains restins resting
braheS chapel. 5i4 Eleventh yer S0uERGest stFees
Funeral services will be held on Thurs
from the ". W, chambeTs Co. Southeast
Branch chapel. SIT Eleventh Street South.
east; Relatives and friends are invited to
Hill Cemetery
COST. CHARLES FREDERICK-.sudden
residences RteSe Mdy MTy A2Sss FREb F. hs
BRICK COST. the beloved husband " Of Of
Stella Cost .(nee Wagner).
u Funeral from the chapel of Thomas F.
o'clock p. m. Relatives and friends - are e
lnyited migi S to attend. lnterment in Cedar
DAWSON, CLIFTON-Passed away on
pAWsoN s6e ' Beloved SON igS' of ChtPI9M the Sts
mhg HEDs aens and d FSyd tSs / 9ssmSsr. E
funeral f1rHa. home. Fourteenth and Chaplin
day day, afternoon. July s: 1898 at : o'clock,
home, i4oo cbapin 'Es Street Il SortR%est. RRsaa!
Cemetery.
DULLION, NICOBING-Passed away on
nrITfT ITThfgTrsdNay T9N b June Re,o, 20, 1893; NICoBING
T; Dpllion. Remains resting at the Wv, ". W.
Chambers. Co. funeral home. Fourteenth
and Chapiin Streets Northwest.
40. Funeral services will be held on Thurs
from from the he.oW. ". Y; Chambers CO. funeral
Relatives and friends are invited to at
tend. ailf interment will follow in Cedar
OGDEN. CHESTER. RTPLEY-suddenIy.
Street Northwest CHESTER RIPLEY
ogden: Remains resting at the ". W.
straat SsthamoeTs rs %: funeral home. 140O Chaplin
Notice of funeral later.
OFT. RAYMOND G.--On wednesday, July
r o. oI!E I433 at Si6ley Hospital. RAYMOND
6t oCTa Crae The 6el9yed husband of Nellie
brother of Ernest s. OFT a and r Rev. S e. George Se
E. Ott. in the forty-eighth year of his age
iG iEGpneral on Friday July z; 1883 al
Sixteenth Street Northwest: thence to Il the
Street and Park Road Northwest. f.N!efnTe Where
II9Iemn Io nn,oreq reequIem len mass will be sung at
Relatives and friends are invited to at.
tend. Interment Rock Creek Cemetery.
Arrangements by P. A. Taltavull
ROBERTSON. LIEUT.. COL. EDGAR Il
Passed away on Sunday. July 2. 193a,
LIEUT. COL. EDGAR J. ROBERTSON. re.
tired. beloved husband of May Florence
Robertson.
Funeral services will be held on Thurs.
day. July 6. 1888. at o'clock D. m.
at Fort Myer Chapel. Va.
=, 1nterment will follow in Arlington Ma.
tonal Cemetery with full military honors.
Services by Chambers
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Florists
Funeral Directors

GUIDE BROS. CO., Funeral Designs
1912 ST. N W. NAT 427S
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Cards of Thanks

2 Cards of Thanks
DERR. NORMAN STEUART To The
many friends who so generously gave
of their time and effort to comfort and
assist us in our trying hours, we wish to
express our heartfelt appreciation, and
nope they may ever be spared such a
sorrow.
F. B. DERR AND FAMILY.
Evening star., 1933-09-21

art" and includes in its cast the dour
Edward G. Robinson. the lovely Kay
Francis and efficient Genevieve Tobin.
Home on the Range" Is played most
OF the way through it.
X *k
STARTING tomorrow, Loew's Columbia
- will present Spencer Tracy and Fay
Wray in Shanghai Madness The
story revolves around Tracy. who gets
into all sorts of intrigues and is forced
to resign his command as an American
naval officer. John Blystone directed
this film. which has a cast including
Herbert Mundin. Ralph Morgan. Eu-
gene Palette, besides the sometimes
blond and ore-time brunette, Miss
Wray.
90 HE older and more famous one
gets" said Marie Dressler yester-
day, during our hurried morning chat
with her at her hotel-"the more
gracious one should become One never
knows in this business. Business may
be good today-but look at it tomorrow.
I've been lucky-very lucky. PERSONAL
ity? I haven't got it more than any
one else. Children should be sent to
schools to develop this very thing
Every one mas personality. Its the basis
for our success or our failures. I've
had to cultivate it-certainly. I've
worked hard. Very hard. I never was
beauty, you know"
Miss DRESSER is almost too good to be
true. She. says everything with
vitality and a sincerity that at once
makes you sit up and take notice She
says so many important things all at
once that before you know it she has
said all the things that you wanted to
ask her anyway. She doesn't look as
tired as she says she is-but she is very
tired. She is always well dressed-al-
ways gracious-always ready to smile.
and always one or two jumps ahead of
you. There is nothing theatric about
her She lives on fact rather than on
fancy. Our America" is her chief joy.
Her world i. the world of the present
and not the past or the future. She is
through with the stage-and she Is not
through with the films.
She is by far the most gallant and
courageous woman in the films.
A post card from Maxine Doyle from
Hollywood. Says she: 'All I've seen
so far is Dick Powell"
Evening star., 1933-09-21
Where and When
Current Theater Attractions
and Time Of Showing

Seventh Heaven" at $50
pm.
Palace-"Paddy, the Next Best
Thing" at 11:l5 am, 1:20, 3:25. $780,
7:35 and GAS pm.
Loew's Fox-"Doctor Bull" at 1890
an, lis, 405, ITO and 10 pm.
Stage shows at 1910, 3, sos and 8:55
pm.
Columbia-"The Wrecker," at IL
am, l2:4O. 2:2O. AIS. sos. 7:55 and
GAS pm.
Metropolitan-"I Loved q Woman"
at 1875 am, 1:30. $3.50, 5:25, 7:25
and $40 pm.
R-K-O Keith's-"Lady for Day" at
1914 am, 1852, 3, sos, 1925 and
e:44 pm.
EarIe-"One Sunday Afternoon" at
11:20 am, 2. 4:35. 1885 and l0:15 pm.
Stage shows at 1850, $50, $50 and
9:1O pm.
TivoIi-"Captured," at 2:S5, 4:2o, sos,
7:55 and GAS pm.
Ambassador-"No Marriage Ties at
e:25, $40 and $50 pm.
Gayety-"N R. A. Girls" at 2:l5 and
Sis.
Evening star., 1933-09-21


TOMORROW Pilgrimage" comes to
IL Loew's Palace. This film brings
another grand old lady Of the screen.
Henrietta Crossman, into prominence.
New York critics have already given
includes Heather Angel. a young lady
whose future looks bright; Norman
Foster, of whom wife Claudette Col
bert said: Thank goodness. he's a
good actor" and he is: Marian Nixon,
who goes on playing ingenue roles
nicely: Betty Blythe, one-time bead
champion; Lucille La Verne, always
one of the better character actresses;
Hedda Hopper, handsome and unusually
proud. and others of greater and lesser
prominence. The film is said to be
emotionally sound and generally salts
flying.
NTORCH SINGER" which opens at
the Earle tomorrow, brings us a
"new" Claudette Colbert. The reason
for this is that she has a 'bad-girl'
role-the kind of role she has long
been screaming for. Miss Colbert plays
a New York show girl. and Shou9d
rather electrify her audience by the
way she sings Give Me Liberty or Give
Me Love-" which we guarantee (having
seen her do it, she sings herself.
Others in the cast include Ricardo
Cortez. who is now on the Warner
Bros lot playing in THE Shakedown," )"
with Charlie Farrell, Bette Davis and
David Manners. The stage show. intro
duced by Oracle Barrie. features Phil
Spitalny In an entirely new program
of music: Stan Kavanaugh, comedian,
and Allen and Kent Four in revue
THE Boswell sisters are starred well
~ ahead of anything else starting to-
morrow at Loew's Fox. where the screen
feature will be Cecil B. De Miles This
Day and Age" The BosWells are, Of
course too well known to need either
introduction or eulogy, being a great
many peoples favorite singing COM
bination on the air. Others on the
stage bill will be Leon Navara. Herbert
Faye, with Phil Silvers; Bobbie Janis
and Daisy Bernies and Monroe and
Grant The film is one of those
De Mile "spectactles," with cast that
should attract particular attention.
This is due to all the sons of famous
film fathers who appear in it. as weu
as Charles Bickford Ben Alexander.
Richard Cromwell Eddie Nugent, Harry
Green and others.
ct LOVED A WOMAN is being held
i over for a second week at the
Metropolitan. This Is the story of
man torn between meat-packing and
Evening star., 1933-09-21

HOLLYWOOD, Calf, September 2
me they always try to make up roma
name with Jimmy Durante because I
play with him in The Hollywood Party
good because all the time Jimmy he ia
This thing I have with Jimmy-it Is
not romance. I do not think Jimmy
could make one great big love. But he
Is very fine to get laughs with by
slapping him, by kicking him in what
they call the psychological moment.
Jimmy Is a very good sport, but fear
/ will never marry him. Besides, though
she has never told me so and We are
very good friends. think Mrs. Durante
would object to that.
I let people talk lot about my ro-
mances. That Is good advertising when
they say there goes Lupe Of the CLAM
orous love affairs" 1t Is good because
lures and then I can buy my daily
chow.
You see I am not really romantic at
heart because like chow. which is the
most unromantic thing one could eat.
You can tell whether or not people are
in love by the food they order. When
I see a man and a girl, and he orders
broiled lamb chops and a little spinach,
and she orders creamed chicken on
toast and just some coffee. / always
know that there is big romance 60
ing on. If he wasn't in love, or if he
wasn't worrying about impressing the
girl sufficiently to make her fall in love,
he'd probably be tearing into a rare
steak, or sinking his interest completely
In a New England boiled dinner or a
beef stew.
And any girl can make q slice OF
roast beef medium rare, with little
broccoli hollandaise on the side, disap-
pear, If she isn't concerned with keep
ing the young mans mind on her ethe-
real side. To let him, see the appe-
tite and the solid kind Of thing she
eats Is to get his mind on grocery
bills, butcher bills and thousand other
unromantic things.
But people are funny. I went to see