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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

Mrs. ]. A. Duane and sister,
Miss Lois Sawyer, who were spend.
ing a few days at Long Key, re
turned over the East Coast yes.
terday.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

Mrs. Richard Knowles was an
arrival on the morning train from
Islamorada and win spend several
weeks with relatives.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

Octagon Special Powder, 2 for
&c; for sale by all retail stores.
Oct. 25-tf.
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RADIO REPAIRING

RADIO REPAIRING. We repair
all makes. Guarspteed service,
]. L. Showers Music Co. nov1
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Save your coupons for valuable
dinner sets. Oct. 25-tf.
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Today's Birthdays

Charles Clayton Morrison of
Chicago, clergyman-editor of the
Christian Century, born at Har-
rison, Ohio, SO years ago.
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]. +. Morrison. enginehouse
foreman for the +. E. G. Railway
1t Key West, left yesterday aft
ernoon to attend = power meet
ing in st. Augustine. Fla.
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Holy Mackerel, Puff. we've been
turned into fish!''
Cries sacred little Fluff. Gee.
there's one thing | wish,
That we'd never come 10 this
land of black magic.
II warned you before that our
fate would be tragicl'
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Subscribe for The Citizen.
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Miss ncen Williams. social serv-
ice director in Key West for the
Civil Works Administration coun-
ell. left Saturday afternoon for
Gainesville. to attend q meeting
of the state directors FER the pur-
pose Of planning work for women.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

1867-National Grange-Pat-
rons of Husbandry, organized in
Washington, d. C.
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NICELY FURNISHED HOME,
General Electric ice box and
other conveniences. Apply 618
Caroline street. oct25-tf
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

Charles Falk. Of the local Gus,
toms service. left yesterday after.
noon for weeks vacation at Nj
ami Beach.
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Mrs. Bessie Brooks. who was
spending q while with her uncle
and aunt. Mr. and Mrs. w. h.
Spencer. returned to the home in
Jacksonville yesterday.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

1915-Henry Ford's 4Peace
Ship" sailed from New York.
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MALE HELP wANTED-oNLY
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Frank Jay Gould, the youngest
SON of the late Jay Gould, who
has been running casinos in
France, born in New York, Sc
years ago.
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1882 Some $500 hunger
marchers arrived in Washington.
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Today In History

1783-(150 years ago) Historic
occasion when Gen. Washington
took leave of the officers of the
Revolution Army, at Faunce's Tav-
ern, New York.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-12-04

Theodore G. Risley, former So
licitor of the u. S. Department
of Labor, born at Mt. Carmel, Ill,
SO years ago. aj
II
Former U. S. Senator Edwin
S. Broussard of Louisiana, born in
Iberia Parish, La, SO years ago.
Charles II. Herty of New York,
noted chemist and industrial con-
sultant, born at Milledgeville. Ca,
&C years ago.
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Williams Is Planning
For Artificial Lakes

Williston, N. D., June 21.-(P)-
Williams county will be dotted with
artificial lakes If the program Of the
American Legion Water Conservation
association is carried to completion.
Already there is assurance number
of important lake projects will be un-
dertaken by the conservation workers
wher they begin operations in this
county. .-..z..
Forty-one applications for dams
have been received by the association
from individuals mad organizations in
various parts Of the county, the areas
to be flooded ranging from a single
acre to $500 acres.
Fifteen Of these projects, ranging
from four to 100 acres each have been
approved by the association commit
tee as ready to submit to the engineers
for the commencement of operations
The necessary easements having been
secured in all cases without the neces-
sity Of buying any Of the land that is
to be flooded.
Several Of the larger projects in
volve the purchase Of land and nego-
tiations are being conducted by the
association.
The estimated combined area Of the
Al projects so far submitted to the
association Is 1903 acres.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Bitzking Elected by
Masonic Grand Lodge

Fargo. N. D., June 21.-(R-Earl K
Bitzing Of the Fargo Forum editoria,
staff was elected grand master Of the
Grand Lodge, A. F. and Am. at the
44th annual communication Of the
Grand Lodge which ended its sessions
Wednesday. Biting succeeds John
w. Robinson, Garrison, as head OF the
North Dakota Jurisdiction.
A past master Of East Gate Lodge
No. 120, A. F. and A. M. OF Fargo.
Bitzing, prior to coming here, was a
past master Of Mandan Lodge No. 8.
His business experience has always
been In the editorial field.
Mark I. Forkner Of Langdon was
elected deputy grand master: Lewis K.
Thompson. Bismarck, senior grand
warden; William H. Hutchinson, La
Moure, Junior grand warden; Walter
L. Stockwell, Fargo, grand secretary:
Otto Bauer Of Mandan, grand treas
urer and Ralph L. Miller of Fargo,
deputy grand secretary, the latter
three were reelected.
Otto Bauer was reelected president
Of the Masonic Veterans association
which held its annual banquet and
election Of officers in the Masonic
temple at noon. E. George Guthrie OF
Fargo, was renamed vice president,
and Alex Hagenstein Of Minot secre-
tary. The Veterans association re-
quires 81 years Of membership. About
100 attended the banquet.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
South Dakota Grain
Practically Ruined

Huron, s. D., June 2l.-(R-Small
grains have been practically ruined
over most of the eastern half of South
Dakota and rain is badly needed for
corn, M. E. Blystone, government
meteorologist, said in hts weekly
weather and crop summary Wednes-
day.
Excessively warm weather during
the latter part Of the week, lack Of
rain except in q few small areas and
cry winds did serious damage to the
crops. the report said.
I'm the western half Of the state
all small grains have been seriously
damaged, but there, also. there would
probably be some recovery should
more favorable conditions occur" the
report said.
Corn Is still mostly doing we'll,
but this crop must have rain soon or
it will be damaged. Alfalfa, meadows
and pastures have deteriorated great
ly throughout the state. Grasshopper
damage IS increasing and is menac-
ing corn"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Complete Plans for
Picnic of Auxiliary

An entertainment Is planned for
the American Legion Auxiliary picnic
at 6 o'clock Friday evening in Pioneer
park, located three miles north Of the
Memorial bridge on the river road, &C
cording to Mrs. Roy Mills, chairman.
Members Of the Auxiliary, their
husbands and families are invited to
attend. Families are asked to bring
their own lunch and cups for the cof-
fee. The committee will serve a 25-
cent supper for those unable to bring
a lunch. Ice cream and coffee will be
served free.
Those not having means Of trans
portation are asked to call Mrs. w. F..
Meyer and, 1854 and others having
room for passengers also are asked to
call Mrs. Meyer or some member o.
the committee. Those in charge be-
sides Mrs. Mills and Mrs. Meyer are
Mrs. F. ]. Johnson, Mrs. M. A. Hunter
and Mrs. George Robidou.
Miss Irene Pilmoor, 821 Sixth ST.,
left Sunday for st. Paul, where she
has taken a position with the fed
eral land bank of st. Paul.
= i +
Mrs. William Barneck, 6l2 Ninth
st., Is visiting at Grenora, N. D., as
thesguest Of her daughter Mrs. A. r.
Reip.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
SOCIETY NEWS
Dietzr1ans Observe
18th Anniversary

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Dietzman,
who reside east Of Bismarck, cele-
brated their silver wedding anniver-
sary Saturday evening with an old
time barn dance at their farm home.
About $50 neighbors and friends
came for the dancing, which continue
ed until midnight. During the eve
ming q mock wedding was staged,
with Gladys Tooker as the bride; Ed
win Dietzman as the bridegroom;
Mrs. Gourdette as bridesmaid Frank
Smith as best man; Marjorie and
Beverly Gourdette, nieces Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Dietzman, as trainbearers and
Lawrence Madland as minister.
Roses and spring flowers and
streamers Of pink and silver were
used in decorating the hayloft, where
the dance was held. A supper was
served.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dietzman were mar
ried June II, 1908 at the home Of the
brides mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Rein
ecke at Morton. MINI. They have
made their home on a farm in
Frances township ever since. They
have one son and one daughter, Ed
win and Mildred, both Of whom are
living at home,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Lutheran Educator
Dies in West at 81

Tacoma, WASH, June 21.-(P)-The
Rev. B. Harstad, "a, founder of Pa
cific Lutheran college and one of the
best known Lutheran leaders in the
west, died at his home here Tuesday
night after lingering illness.
Ordained as pastor 60 years ago,
he held pastorates in the middle west
before coming to Tacoma In 1891 to
build a school for the church body
here.
He was head Of the Norwegian Lu-
theran church In Minnesota synod
for Is years previous to his residence
here.
He was a pioneer in Lutheran edu-
cation in the middle west, having
founded three schools in Minnesota
and North Dakota.
He joined the gold rush to Alaska
in 1893 in an effort to find wealth
to aid the college he established here.
He was the father Of a large FAM
lily, several children becoming able
athletes. One son, Theatder, was q
pitcher with the Cleveland Indians.
Another, Oliver, was an infielder in
the Southern Association.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Says Soldier Admits
Stealing Two Autos

Herbert J. Smythe, private in Com
pany K Of the U. s.army at Fort Lin
coin, has admitted stealing two auto
mobiles In Bismarck during the last
few months, according to G. j. Mar
tineson, Bismarck police chief.
He was arrested Wednesday and
charged with auto theft.
Smythe was arrested upon informa-
ton furnished by two young Mandan
men and their two girl companions,
the chief said.
The quartet was arrested short
time ago near the city in an automo-
bile belonging to A. D. McKinnon,
which had been taken a short time
before from where it was parked at
the corner Of Fouth st. and Broadway
avenue. They claimed that smythe
had stolen the car and turned it over
to them.
Martineson said smythe has con-
fessed stealing machine belonging to
Dan Hall, 404 Rosser avenue. west, last
January. Halls automobile was found
wrecked at a roadside near Fort Lin
coin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
C.. C.. C.. Men Ordered
To Leave for MinOt

Orders were issued at Fort Lincoln
Wednesday for company Of 212
North Dakota civilian conservation
corps men to proceed to Minot
Thursday to encamp there for con-
servation and reforestation work.
Captain George R. Conner, adjutant
at the fort. said the company will be
in charge of Captain Dana G. Schmahl
of the Minnesota National Guard, and
Captain Charles Karlstad, Grand
Forks, of the University of North Da-
kota. Four enlisted men of the regu-
lar army also will be attached to the
group. +
Three other companies are tenta-
lively scheduled to leave within
week. One group will 60 to Devils
Lake Saturday, one to Williston Mon
day and one to Jamestown next We'd
nesday under the tentative schedule.
All companies will leave by the end OF
the month, Captain Conner said.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

two children, Dallas, Ore, are here
for a visit with Mr.. and Mrs. p. N
Toews, SIS Sixth st. Mrs. Seemans
Is a cousin Of Mr.. Toews. They are
returning to their home after a trip
to points In Canada.
y 4 4
Miss Edith RamStad, daughter of DR..
and Mrs. N. o. RamStad, 1874 Fourth
st., who attends Mt. Holyoke college,
South Hadley, Mass, will return to
Bismarck June %, to spend the sum-
mer vacation with her parents. At
present Miss Ramstad is visiting at
Kennebunk, Maine, as the guest of
Miss Lois Waterhouse, who will ac-
company her to Bismarck for q visit
the latter part Of the month. Miss
Ramstad recently won the blue ribbon
and silver cup for Workmanship at
the South Hadley horse show.
X X X
Mrs. George A. WEIGH, AS Fourth
st., returned to Bismarck Wednesday
after a two months visit at Sparta,
WIS.,, with her sister, Miss Sara Jones,
and at other points. She was accom-
panied here by her daughter, Mrs.
James Gilchrist and her two children
Detroit, Mich, who joined her in st.
Paul, and by her small granddaugh-
ter, Mary Jane Wilcox, st. Paul, all
Of whom will make an extended visit
here. Miss Elizabeth Jones, 10l7
Eighth st., sister Of Mrs. WEIGH,
left Bismarck the first Of the week for
Sparta, where she will spend the
summer with her sister. -.
DR.. and Mrs. M. w. Roam, 222
Park St., entertained a company of
20 young friends Of their daughter,
Miss Abigail, at lawn party Tues
day evening at their home. The at
fair was in the nature of a farewell
party for Miss Ernestine Dobler, War
rem, ILL.,, who leaves the latter part
OF the week for her home after a
visit with friends here. Various
lawn games provided entertainment
Later buffet supper was served
from table decorated with baskets
Of peonies. Strings Of vari-colored
japanese lanterns shed a soft glow
over the scene. Miss Blanche Err
landson, Hettinger, was an out-of-
town guest.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Kajan-Maas Wedding
Is Set for Saturday

Miss Margaret Kajan, who Is tc
become the bride of Arnold Mas o.
Bismarck on Saturday, has chosen
as her matron Of honor the BRIDE
groom's sister, Mrs. K. I. MacKnight
Of st. Paul
The wedding will be solemnized at
8 o'clock In the morning at the home
Of the brides mother, Mrs. Margaret
Kajan, 1902 Thayer avenue, with Rev.
Floyd =. Logee, pastor OF the First
Presbyterian church, officiating.
Mr.. Mas will be attended by his
cousin, DR.. F. F. Griebenow Of Bis
marck.
Mr.. and Mrs. MacKnight have ar
rived from st. Paul and will remain
here until after the wedding.
X X 4
Mrs. Willis D. Wyard and two chill
dren, Minneapolis, are here to spend
a week or longer with her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. F.. A. Lahr, 100 Avenue
3 West.
4 + 4
MIR. and Mrs. Edward L. Elofson
and three children, 4O6 Fourteenth
81, nave lett Tor chicago where they
will spend week or longer attend
ing A Century. Of Progress EXPOSE
ton.
Harry Rishworth, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert M. Rishworth, sos Fifth
st., has gone to jamestown to spend
several days with Earl Amundson,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Amund-
son, jamestown.
X n \
Kenneth and Stanley Walgren of
San Pedro, Calf, and John and
Harry Walgren Of Chicago have spent
the last two weeks at Menoken with
their mother, Mrs. Carl Bjorstrom.
Nineteen members Of the family were
present for reunion held June IL
at the Bjornstrom home.
y 4 +
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Seemans and
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Economic Conditions
Held Repeal Factor

Washington, June 2l.-(F)-Senator
Nye Of North Dakota Wednesday said
the economic situation prevailing
would have much to do with deter
mining how North Dakota might vote
on prohibition repeal.
Commenting on results Of repeal
decisions made Tuesday by Iowa, Con-
necticut and New Hampshire, Nye
said:
If North Dakota were to vote to-
day on repeal 1t would go wet. The
economic situation has q lot to do
with 1t. II business should pick up
and there be more contentment in
North Dakota, it would vote dry"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Meetings of Clubs,
Fraternal Groups

The Bismarck chapter Of Rainbow
Girls will hold its regular business
meeting at 1880 o'clock Thursday eve
ming at the Masonic temple.
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The Juvenile Degree of Honor lodge
will hold picnic from 2 until $50
o'clock Thursday afternoon at Man.
dan chautauqua park, with mothers
as special guests, according to Mrs.
Paul Homan, who Is In charge of
juvenile work.
Y y X
The Christian Endeavor society of
the First Presbyterian church will
sponsor an ice cream social Thursday
evening on the church lawn. Serving
of homemade ice cream and cake will
begin at 7 o'clock. The public Is
cordially invited to attend.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
BlOOdlesS Revolution
Is Reported in Siam

Bangkok, June 21.-(PHThe gov
eminent Of Siam again had changed
hands Wednesday as result of a
bloodless coup d'etat by the army and
navy and civilians led by Phya Bahol,
commander-in-chief who resigned his
post last week.
All state councillors whom the king
appointed in April resigned. Bahol
became chief executive.
The revolutionists claimed the
ousted government was unconstitu-
tional and proposed an immediate re-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
City-County News

Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Neighnifer Of 2l0
Second st., Bismarck, are parents Of
a girl born at their home Monday
morning.
Four representatives Of the Capital
Chevrolet company here will attend
a Chevrolet business meeting in Far
20 Wednesday evening. They are F.
M. Davis, j. w. Knecht, j. 8. Kelly
and Duane Davis. They expect to re-
turn Thursday.
Andrew Snesrud, Underwood, was
reelected secretary Of the Ostfoldlaget
cat the annual convention held at
Alexandria, MINI. DR.. G.. M. Bruce
Of st. Paul Is president of the Lag.
Buy or Sell Through
The Tribune Want Ads
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

A board which is as light as cork
and as strong as oak is being made
from straw by a new process; it is
proof against rodents. heat, damp
and noise.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

The new craving dock in South
ampton, England, is said to have
the largest door in the world; l42
feet in length, 2ea feet in width and
weighing 1900 tons.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

The New York Gazette, in 1725, was
the first newspaper to be published In
New York state.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21
Missionary Society
Names Mrs. Bischof

Mrs. Walter F. Bischof was elected
president Of the Women's Home Mis-
stonary society Of the McCabe Meth
odist church at meeting held Tues
day afternoon at the Bischof home,
6l9 West Rosser avenue.
The retiring president, Mrs. Ray
Robinson, was named vice president.
Other officers chosen were Mrs. j. M,
Parks, recording secretary; Mrs. G.
A. Hample. corresponding secretary;
and Mrs. r. E. Burman, treasurer.
For its next meeting, July Is, the
society has planned picnic In one
Of the city parks.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

c. L. Sholes, printer and editor, is
credited with the invention OF the
typewriter.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

constitution Of the assembly, with
popular elections.
They sent a message to King Pra-
jadhipok, on vacation at seaside
resort at Huahin, assuring him of
their loyalty and asserting the move
was aimed at an observance OF the
constitution.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-06-21

The earth weighs $685., SIG, 900 900,
600 900 900 tons.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
KEEPING IT DARK

Story Teller lin boarding housed
Many are the times when my COM
panions were within an inch of dying
from hunger For days we went with
out food on one occasion. Everybody
thought our end had come, when one
of the men cut up the soles of his
shoes anC made them into soup
"HushI' interrupted the rest of the
boarders "Don't let the landlady
ear."-London Tit Bits.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17

and dissolved in a half glass Of
warm water, repeating every 2 or
8 hours as necessary. Sore throat
eases this way in few minutes. in
credible as this may seem.
~
Ask your doctor aboGt this. And
when you buy, see that You get the
real BAYER Aspirin Tablets. They
dissolve almost instantly. And thus
work almost instantly when you
take them. And for a gargle, Gen.
uine Bayer Aspirin Tablets dis.
solve. with sufficient speed and
completeness, leaving no irritating
particles or grittiness. Get box Of
IL or bottle of 100 at any drug store.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
After You. My Dear CASTOR?

FAheCH UT WY 7ACtEs SNA0eOH
A customer sent the following note
to his grocer:
"Please send six dozen eggs; if good,
will send check"
The grocer, however. was not doing
any business on such risky terms, so
he replied:
"Send check; if good, will send six
dozen eggs" Montreal Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
Pass the Tape Measure

Prospective Purchaser-Im afraid
your make of car does not suit US.
My fiancee cannot reach the brakes
and the steering-wheel at the same
time.
Salesman-But, sir, the car is per-
feet. Why not try new girl?-Tit-
Bits.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
Almost Instant Relief In This Way

II you have a cold-don't take
chances with cold killers" and
nostrums. A cold is too dangerous
to take chances on.
The simple method pictured
above is the way doctors through
out the world now treat colds.
1t is recognized as the QUICK
EST, safest, surest way. For it will
check an ordinary cold almost as
fast as you caught it.
That is because the real BAYER
Aspirin embodies certain medical
qualities that strike at the base of
a cold almost INSTANTLY.
You can combat nearly any cold
you get simply by taking BAYER
Aspirin and drinking plenty of
water every 2 to a hours the first
day and 8 or A times daily there
after. If throat is sore, gargle with
8 BAYER Aspirin Tablets crushed
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
Fast and Furious

Chorus Girl (quarreling in dressing
room)-Not only that but you get
uglier every dayl
Second Ditto-Another thing I can
do and you cannot.-Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17

remorse. The fish was really so big
(he wrote in a farewell motel that
there was no need to exaggerate its
size. Death, he added, was the only
way to wipe out the stain on his
honor.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
IL Was Real Work

"Have you ever done a lick of work
in your life?" demanded the angry
housewife of the tramp.
lady" ne returned, "if you think
asking danes like you for a bite %
eat. amt work, youse don't know
what work is"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
TwoOrders

''Well." reported the new salesman,
swinging jauntily into the Office, II
got two orders from Toughnut 4 Co.
today"
"Tine, fine!" exclaimed the sales
manager enthusiastically.
yep. One order to get out and the
other to stay out"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
ODD SUICIDE CAUSE

Because he had told his friends a
lie about the size of fish he had
caught, a twenty-one-year-old AUS
TRAN angler took his life in fit Of
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1933-02-17
Please Do Not Disturb

Maitland when shall wake you,
madam?
Mrs. Ilaughty-I'll ring you when
wish to be Awakened Everybody
Weekly (London).