The Washington times., 1933-03-30

Hill
That cut, Of course, Is for
the New Deal.

not made a set speech in the
Senate yet, was scheduled to
Let loose a blast the other day.
A California newspaper man
got the tip straight from his
managing editor. When there
was no story forthcoming, ac-
count Of no speech, the manag'
ing editor wired his Washing
ton correspondent:
"What IL McAdOO going to
talk abOut?"
The answer was flashed
back:
"McAdOO About Nothing"
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In an argument over o bill,
to be introduced in the House
of Representatives, John j. De-
laney, Representative from
Brooklyn, had a friendly tilt
with the three Bronx Represen-
tatives-Fitzpatrick, Oliver and
Griffen-who promptly gave
the Brooklynite the Bronx
cheer.
Delaney said:
81 can't make you fellows
see the light. You're in o fog.
why, even your initialS-FitZ-
patrick, Oliver and Griffen-
spell Fog"
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TELLING FOLKS GOOD.BY
We come and 90 upon the stage,
Each 1Dith q part to play.
The entrance, Youth, the erit,
The action dull or gay;
And aDhetIter star or dancing
clotOn,
OF station loU or high,
The role that casts all eye-lids
do1Un
Is tellim' folks Good-by.
Out on some sunny scented
shore
Where shadows never stray,
Where, in that Eden, 1ceUer-
more,
The night shall tollooo day,
There mast be balm for mental
bLotO,
SNrceGse from SorroU's sigh;
And end to all this needless
noe
OF telling folks Good-by.
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When Ed Erik, of Pittsburgh,
ended his Congressional career,
prematurely, at the last elec-
tions, he made arrangements to
act as the secretary Of Repre-
sentative Michael Muldowney-
another Pennsylvania.
The folks on Capitol Hill
thought it was rather fine for
O former Congressman to be the
secretary of the Congressman,
but they had another thrill this
week when Guy Campbell, who
used to be Congressman once
himself, went to work as Sec
retary to former-C Congressman
Erik. Now, it is said, Mr.. Camp
bell is looking for another
former representative to be Sec
retary to the secretary Of a
former Congressman.
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Just to keep old John @.
Public in his place, the Capitol
Building, on the Senate side, is
pretty well decorated with
signs, at staircases, elevators.
and the like, all reading FOR
SENATORS ONLY.
Two representatives in a
heated argument, on corridor,
one of them told the other
where he could go.
ibid you hear what that man
said to the other one?" an old
lady asked.
The other lady nodded:
'T did, but it doesn't mean
anything. That man is only q
representative-and where he
has to 20 is For Senators Only"
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John Walsh, brother of the
late Senator Tom Walsh Of
Montana, relates this incident
to show the largeness of the
West and the magnificent dis
tances out there. He said:
"An entire family in Montana
was PROSTATE with grief-the
women and children crying pitt.
fully, the dogs bowling. The
head of the household was go
ing on a long journey. On a
huge wagon hitched to an eight
mule team, he had piled tents,
camp utensils and a liberal sup
ply of provisions. Tenderly he
embraced his wife and children
for final goodbye.
"Where do you think he was
gOing?" Mr.. Walsh asked.
"IIl bite" said q listener.
''Where?"
"He was going half way across
his ranch" Walsh said.
cts he back yet?" the listener
asked.
"He hasn't even started" said
MIR. Walsh.
And all this, of course, hap
pened dn Montana.
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A library in four letters;
O. UOLunle in q 1Dord;:
an empire in an embrace;
an ocean in a tear;
heGUen in, a glance;
eternity in an instant;
tDhirltUi71d in q sigh;
lightning in a touch;
n millennium in O. moment: