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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-02-17

From South Bend, Ind. comes
IN author with a new book which
will again make the world re-
member that city. McCready
Huston has written a hilarious new
book. The Family Meal Ticket
which Robert M Mcbride e. Co.
have lust published The book is
a series Of letters Of a very mod
ern father. O. SogloW has illustrat-
ed this merry book.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-02-17

help my career.
" A S matter of fact Pete wore
L n trunks. He was one of these
health fiends. He said he was going
to come over to Hollywood and visit
me
Il said, If you do, I want you to
get yourself dressed up. Don't wear
those trunks. I don't want anv
naked men knocking on my front
door My reputation is bad enough
as 1t is. Oh, yes, Pete was a knock
out. You know how it is"
She said her bracelets were mot
good stuff" She said she was in 2
holdup on the west coast and q
gangster robbed her of her diamond
pendant in the shape of a cham
payne bottle.
She said that here lately she read
IN the newspaper that her father
was bouncer in a Brooklyn saloon
in the old days-she often speaks of
the old days" although the records
on Welfare Island indicate that she
was born in Brooklyn on Aug. II
1900.
MY father was no bouncern she
4VA said. He was a prize fighter
and his name was Battling Jack
West, lightweight champion at one
time.
He never had knockout. It's from
him that I get my love for horse
races and prize fights, but he was
no oouncer, see what I mean
Americas heartiest lady-the in
ventor of the shimmy and the ladv
who insists that L amt icer'-drew
a scarlet glove on her arm and asked
her colored maid for a glass of
water.
She said that she never drinks
whisky, beer or wine, and that the
reason she smokes cigarets on the
stage is because it makes me LOOK
haro Her next photoplav she said
VIII be called Don't Gail Me No
Gam, or, maybe, I'm No AngeI"
what burns me up" she said. lis
seeing them dumb danes on the
west coast wearing pants. Thev
oon nave any shame
Youu never catch me in pants.
| TAKE that fashion as a personal
insult" a
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12

If you have cold-don't take
chances with "cold killers" and
nostrums. A cold is too dangerous
to take chances on.
The simple method pictured
above is the way doctors through
out the world now treat colds.
1t is recognized as the QUICK
EST, safest, surest way. For it will
check an ordinary cold almost as
fast as you caught it.
That is because the real BAYER
Aspirin embodies certain medical
qualities that strike at the base Of
q cold almost INSTANTLY.
You can combat nearly any cold
you get simply by taking BAYER
Aspirin and drinking plenty Of
water every 2 to 4 hours the first
day and 3 or a times daily there
after. If throat is sore, gargle with
3 BAYER Aspirin Tablets crushed
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
TORESTORE RICH
SOIL TO FERTILITY
Removal of Sand Is Work for
Huge Plow.

What is said to be the largest pillow
In the world has been operating In
Orange county, Calf, and is de-
scribed by A. A. Young, assistant IT,
rigation engineer, of the United
States Department of Agriculture,
stationed at Santa Ana. 1t is the
only pillow of it's kind and was de-
signed and built to meet an unusual
condition existing in the lower Santa
Ana River valley adjoining the sea-
coast.
Originally this area was fertile
land, but overflows from the Santa
Ana river during floods deposited one
to two feet of sand upon the rich
soil and made it useless for crop
production. Later this sand deposit
was covered by a growth of bermuda
grass.
The plow is intended to turn the
sand under and bring the rich soil to
the top. 1t has two shares. The
smaller one, which is of good size, is
set forward and higher than the
larger share which is able to pillow
a furrow SO to AZ inches in depth and
three feet in width. The forward
share turns the surface sand and
bermuda grass into the deep furrow
where it is covered by the fertile
soil turned up by the larger share.
The pillow is four feet high and %
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
ONE OF THE EARNEST ADVISERS

"You ought to be ashamed to take
no interest in work." said the woman
with the severe expression. II want
some wood chopped.
Lady" replied Flooding Pete, IL
do take an interest in work. I'm one
of de champeen lecturers on de eco
nomic conditions an de failure to bring
de workman an de job together"
what good'll that do me?"
LADY, you jes' wait an listen to
de lecture I'm goin' to give your huS.
band fur not chopin dat wood"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
SIMPLE MATTER
Professor What preparation

Professor - What preparation Is
necessary before diagnosing a patients
case?
Student-No particular prepare.
ton. You are, of course, perfectly
familiar with the schedule price of
the different operations. so you just
look him up in Bradstreet's and find
out how serious an operation he can
stand.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
'"rhese artists contests always re.
suit in one way"
slows that?"
"ln q draw"
Low Fire

"Isn't it terrible how many deel
hunters get fatally shot, being mistak-
en- for deer:"
Eyes. that's why only hunt rabbits
now. IF your fool companions pepper
you by mistake. 1t is always below
the knees Boston Transcript.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Effects Of Time

"a school romance. He went to col
lege with her"
els it wise for man to marry a
girl his own age?"
"She is ten years younger now"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Caring for Edo

do you mind dogs entering here?"
she asked at public institution.
1--WE certainly do. madam" said the
official sternly.
''Then you will mind Towser, please,
while | look through the rooms?"-
Boston Transcript.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
A Long Celebration

Mary-Isn't It dreadful: refused
to marry Archie last October and he's
been drinking steadily ever since?
jane should say that's carrying
q celebration a little too far.-Farm
Journal
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12

feet long. At turns, it is raised and
lowered by a hydraulic lift. 1t is re-
ported to weigh about one ton and
to have cost $4,000. 1t is drawn by
three heavy tractors running low
gear and is reported to be capable
of blowing five acres day.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Explicit Rep

"Does your wife agree with your
asked the lady on visit to the tropic
isle.
II do not know" answered the stall
wart cannibaI chief II have studiOus
ly refrained from eating her."
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Plenty to See

"This is a geographical film"
mo fun in that"
you're wrong This geography Is
laid in the South Seas."-Louisvlle
Courier Journal
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Not Pleased

Barber to Customer-How does the
haircut suit you?
Customer-(ab sent-mindedly) = The
hair is altogether too short. A little
longer, please brooklyn Eagle.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
AImo st Instant Relief In This Way

and dissolved in half glass OF
warm water, repeating every 2 or
3 hours as necessary. Sore throat
eases this way in few minutes, in
credible as this may seem.
Ask your doctor about this. And
when you buy, see that you get the
real BAYER Aspirin Tablets. They
dissolve almost instantly. And thus
work almost instantly when you
take them. And for a gargle, Cen
uine Bayer Aspirin Tablets dis
solve with sufficient speed and
completeness, leaving no irritating
particles or grittiness. Get box Of
IL or bottle of 100 at any drug store.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Too Bad ]

Defendant lin loud voice)-Justice
Justice! Justice! ! demand justice.
Judge trapping for order) The de
PENDANT will please remember he is In
2 courtroom
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
Made Her Anxious

Richleigh-Tm getting new siren
for my car.
mean all is over between us?-By-
ISLANDER
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12

The girl-friend says that she notices
that sinks are being made SO they will
hold lot more dishes, since the
"talkies" became so popular.
G. 1898 Bell syndicate.-WNU Service.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12
The Higher Art

Joe-Keep your wife supplied with
candy and perhaps she won't nag you.
Jim-Candy wouldn't stop her. She
can keep on talking with mouthful
of hairpins.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-01-12

Wife's Friend-Has your wife taken
any recipes out of that cook book ]
gave her?
Hubby (rather shortly)-Yes. and
I'm going to see they stay out as long
as she cooks for mel
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NJ CELEBRATION
 MARKED THE END 0F
 THE F|vE-yEAR PLAN

MOSCOW, Jan. 3, The Soviet governments five-year plan has reached an end with the Kremlin claiming that, in the main, it has been fulfilled in four years and three months.
 -- No celebration marked the oc- casion, observation on the close of the plan being limited mainly to editorials and economic articles in the press, summarizing the na- tion's accomplishments.
 The exceptionally difficult liv- ing condition under which the population finds itself clearly put the damper on the plans end. The population is greatly concerned over the fact that the standard of living has decreased during the past five years.
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PRES!DEkT-ELECT
 NOW PRIVATE CITIZEN

ALBANY, N. Y, Jan. 3, -Presi- dent-Elect Franklin D. Roosevelt left office as Governor of the most populous state in the union, Sat urday night to become a private citizen, free to devote all his time to the problems of the nation he will guide after March 4.
 The office which he took over from his illustrious predecessor, Al G. Smith, passed to Col. Herbert E. Lehman at the stroke of 12.
 For the first time in four years MT. Roosevelt is shorn temporarily of authority that goes with high office; he possesses no authority as President-Elect.
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RETURN PAST MILITARY
 GLORY. GENERAL THEME

BERLIN, Jan. 3, In an atmos- phere reminiscent of prewar days, President Paul von Hindenburg and other government leaders ob- served the arrival of 1883 in the festive hall of the Chancellory.
 Return of a past military glory was the theme which ran beneath the outward manifestations of the celebration. Both Won linden burg and Chancellor Kurt von Schleicher in their speeches ex- pressed a biding satisfaction that the principle of Germanys arms equality has at last been recog- nized.
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VALERA AND NORTON
 SPLIT OVER DECISION
 CUT EMPLOYES BONUS

DUBLIN, Jan. 3, - President Ramon de Valera of the Irish Free State broke with William Norton, leader of the Labor party over the governments decision to cut the bonus of civil employees.
 Norton, who wields the balance of power over the government, has been trying to dissuade de Valera from making the reduction. The matter came to a climax at final conference when de Valera told Norton and other members of the Labor party that he could not hold hope that the governments decision would be modified"
 Norton then pledged his follow CTS to fight the bonus cuts, Unless Norton is placated before the Dali reconvenes, it will mean that de Valera probably will be over thrown.
 The reductions mean a cut or one thirteenth in civil service in comes.
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.CEENRAL TURN FOR THE BETTER IS SEEN IN
 BUSINESS SITUATION

NEW YORK, Jan. 3, A general advance in stock market prices last week gave rise to the hope in Wall Street that 1888 will see a turn for the better in the general business situation.
 Bonds also reflected an under current of confidence in the fin ancial community advancing steadily as demand came into the market from all classes of inves- tors.
 Although commodity prices did not show any change over closing levels, there was a feeling in the Chicago wheat pit and around the New York cotton ring, that the new year would bring some stab ilization to prices for raw mater ialS.
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RIDING MASTER NOT
 INTERESTED" CHILD

TAPPAN, N. Y, Jan. 3, Robert Gibson, father of Charlotte Gib- -c>., was grief Saturday following the death of her 12-day or baby.
 Friends let it be known that the man who allowed his daughter to testiIy against Sidney Homewood, Ter riding master seducer, had learned to love the infant.
 HomeWood, in jail awaiting the outcome of his appeal from a prison sentence for betraying the 32 year-old daughter under pro- mise of marriage, sent word by his jailor that he was mot inter ested." The baby died Friday.
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DRACC|NC FOR BODY
 CONTINUES, COLUMBIA

PORTLAND, Ore, Jan. 3, The muddy waters of the Columbia river still were being dragged Monday by weary harbor patrol men in the hope that it would give up the body of Lee Schlesin- ger, missing Portland and San Francsico businessman, who dis appeared last Thursday night.
 Dragging operations continued in the spot where his heavy tour ing car was found upside down ln Is feet of water.
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RELIEF, PREVENTION IF UNEMPLOYMENT IN
 J. 5. CHIEF SUBJECT

ATLANTIC CITY, N. J., Jan. 3, The relief and prevention of un- employment throughout America was one of the chief subjects of discussion at the convention of the American Association for the Advancement of Science.
 Leading economists who have been considering this field report ed their findings. More than 4,000 scientists and laboratory workers and teachers of scientific studies have gaherted here for the 91St annual meeting of the association and it's affiliated societies.
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NEW BOARD MAY
 TAKE ACTION IN CASE:
 OF WINNIE RUTH JUDD

PHOENIX, Ariz., Jan. 3, Hope for immediate communication of the death sentence of Winnie Ruth Judd faded when the retiring board of pardons indicated it would not act.
 The present board members left office midnight, Saturday, and will be succeeded this week by those of Gov.-Elect B. B. Moore's admins tration.
 Tt is possible the new board will take action" he said. The board of pardonS and paroles was requested by the Maricopa county grand jury in it's final act before adjourning to immediately com mute Mrs. Judd's sentence to life Imprisonment.
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MAGNIFICENT GARAGE
 BUILT F0R SENATOR'S

WASHINGTON, D. C., Jan. 3, - For Senators only, reads the sign above the $817,000 underground garage recently completed here, a part of the new group of buildings which will cost taxpayers untold billions of dollars; such large figure that no member of Congress has had the nerve to make the figure public.
 Five employees are on the pay roll, Department of the Interior; the garage covers two acres and contains terraces, fountains, stat ues, lounging rooms and elaborate rest rooms.
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JAPANESE: ATTACK
 WAS NJ SURPRISE

GENEVA, Jan. 3, Occupation of Shan HaikWan on the Chinese Manchurian border evoked little surprise in Chinese quarters here since for weeks China has been warning the League of Nations that Japan has been seeking some pretext to advance on the Prov ince of Jehol.
 A Chinese delegation declared the Japanese have purchased large stocks of provisions in the neighborhood of Fushin, simulta- neously concentrating 5000 SOL diers.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-01-03
MARINE CORPS STRIKE
 TENTS IN NICARAGUA
 AND RET TURN ID J. s. \.

WASHINGTON, D. C., Jan. 3, - The State department officially announced the ending of the American Marine occupation of Nicaragua and predicted peace and stability in the little Central American country
 Nearly 1,500 "leathernecks" are enroute home or already have reached here after an exciting and sometimes hazardous adventure in Nicaragua chasing Sandinos men and training the native Guardia Nacional now depended on to keep the peace.
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WONDERFUL GIFT PRESENTED ID MOTHER

EATON, N, H., Jan. 3, Mrs. Bessie Shackford, mother of four children, who was condemned to life imprisonment for the murder of her husband 19 years ago, re- turned today to her childhood home to be welcomed by her fam ily and old neighbors.
 Her pardon had been a New Year gift from Gov. John G. Win ant. Her three sons, who grew to manhood while she was behind prison walls at Concord, and her married daughter, welcomed her.
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TRANCE AND ITALY
 COMPETE BUILDING
 GREAT BATTLESH|PS

PARIS, Jan. 3, The 10-year battleship holiday since Great Britain laid down the Rodney and the Nelson came to an end with out ceremony when the Minister of Marine announced work had started on the new 26,500 ton supercruiser Dunkerque which will cost $24 100000.
 It is also understood that the Italian government was hastening completion of a supercruiser of even greater size which will have a tonnage of at least 27,500 and still be capable of speeding B knots.
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CONCERTED DRIVE FOR
 FARM RELIEF STARTS

WASHINGTON, D. C., Jan. 3, - A concerted drive for farm relief in Congress, now that the holidays are over, will inaugurate the RooS- evelt economic program which his supporters here believe contem- plates vital and basic changes in the philosophy of government as practiced by the Republicans.
 Translation of the new deal. they say, will mean a revamping of the system of the last decade which has placed economic power in the hands of a few.
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.DR, JUAN B. sACAsA INAUGURATION PRESIDENT
 0F N|CARACUk, MONDAY

MANAGUA, Nicaragua, Jan. 3, pr. Juan Bautista Sacasa, 59 year-old physician and former re- volutionist, became president of Nicaragua yesterday in a colorful ceremony on the slopes of the old fortress La Loma.
 Simultaneously with the inaug- uration it was announced all the officers and men of the United States Marines Corps including even instructors in the Marine trained national guard and mem bers of the legation guard, would return immediately to their own country.
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COASTAL GALES USHER
 IN TIE NEW YEAR

PORTLAND, Ore, Jan. 3, m Winds which reached gale propor- tions of 70 miles an hour at times lashed the Pacific Northwest thru out the day bringing rain to West ern Oregon and Washington, and snow to the Eastern portions.
 Streams in Oregon coast coun- ties were out of their banks but little damage has been reported
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CALIFORNIA sOLONs
 GATHER ROUND TABLE

SACRAMENTO, Calf, Jan. 3, IL The California State Legislature convened shortly after noon for it's biennial session.
 With the galleries of both Hous- es filled to capacity, Lieut.. Gov. Frank F. Merriam in the Senate, and Chief Clerk Arthur A. Ohni- mus in the Assembly, pounded their gavels simultaneously to set the legislative machinery in mo- ton.
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WON ANNUAL SWIM

PARIS, Jan. 3, -Jacque Cartet of France battled through fog, rain and icy waters of the Seine river to win the 23rd annual New Years cup swim. Annette Keller man, erstWhile American bathing beauty and mermaid de luxo, was the starter for the 9 French, Hungarian, Belgian and PolaX con- testants in the cross-rivre event.
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KING GEORGE HONORs
 563 SUBJECTS IN NEW
 YEARS PROCLAMATION

LONDON, Jan. 3, His Majesty, George 5th, published his New Year honor list containing 563 names and creating six peers, two privy councillors, six baronets and 55 knights.
 Of the knighthoods bestowed by the King 27 went to the Domin- ions, India and the Colonies and protectorateS.
 It is noteworthy that only 38 women appear on the list and they are accorded only minor hon. ors. In many quarters surprise greeted the fact that Amy John son MolliSOn, famous woman flier, was omitted. Likewise some were surprised that a dukedom was not conferred on Prince George.
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QUARREL CL|MAyEs
 IN FILING 0F SUIT

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 3, The long standing quarrel between Paramount Publix Studios and Marlene Dietrich, glamorous Ger man screen star, was climaXed by the filing of a suit by the studio seeking to force her to complete the fast expiring contract.
 The studio asked for an injunc- tion to restrain Miss Dietrich from working in any other studio un- til she has completed the Song of Songs" an unfinished picture for Paramount.
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OUTLOOK HOPEFUL

BERLIN, Jan. 3, The beginning of the new year has better eco- mic outlook that appears fairly hopeful. An improvement in the capital market has been noted as a result of increased industrial expansion and there has been 6 slight improvement in labor con- ditions. Savings bank deposits also have shown an increase.
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POLITICAL BUDD|Es
 SMILE AT EACH OTHER

ALBANY, N. Y, Jan. 3, Pres ident-Elect Roosevelt and Alfred E.. Smith became Frank and Al again to join in the glittering inaugural ceremonies for Governor Herbert H. Lehman, the man credited with restoring their friendship.
 The two political buddies sat side by side on the inaugural platform and heaped praises upon one another in brief addresses in which they wished Lehman a sue cessful administration.
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BITTER BATTLE

TOXIC, Jan. 3, Chinese and Japanese soldiers at 11:1O this morning were still engaged in bitter battle for control of Shan haikwan, important garrison city at the Great Wall of China.
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ANOTHER BRIEF VISIT
 PLANNED BY ROOSEVELT

HYDE PARK, N. Y, Jan. 3, - Elect Franklin D. Roos- welt will have another Washing tCn conference before inaugura- ion March 1, to advance his pro e,aG, or a new deal in govern
 lt, he has revealed.
 r will spend 24 hours in the
 al January 19 to confer with
 cratic Congressional leaders.
 sers said, however, he would 4 aae President Hoover.
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POPE CELEBRATED

VATICAN CITY, Jan. 3, Pope Plus celebrated three masses at midnight in the private chapel here. Theye were attended by his sister, Camilla, and nieceS Nj Lui- sa and few civil and ecclesiasti- cal members of the household.
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RAILROAD BRAKEMAN
 BECOMES GOVERNOR

CHEYENNE, Wyo., Jan. 3, - Leslie M. Miller was inaugurated as Governor of Wyoming span ming the gap from railroad brake man to the governorship.
 Perhaps it was because Miller was more interested in railroad ing than clerking in a store that he spanned the gap.
 He was born in Denver, Colo, where his father ran a clothing store.
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ENLISTING PLIERS

HOLLYWOOD, Jan. 3, -Ronnie Hay, former British war time aviator but more recently employ ed by moving picture studios as a stunt flier, is enlisting fliers to join in the fighting at Gran Cha co, between the Bolivians and Paraguay. He did not say which side he was planning to join.
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OFFICIAL PASSED

BALTIMORE, Md, Jan. 3, -J. J. Carty, former vice president of the American Telephone and Tel egraph Company, died at John Hopkins hospital.
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WON GOLF GROWN

MIAMI, Fla, Jan. 3, Johnny Revolta, youthful professional from Menominee, Mich, won the ninth annual Miami open golf championship with a record card of 273 for the 72 holes. Revolta took the crown won last year by Tommy Armour who was not on hand tC defend his laurels.
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FAIRYLAND

PASADENA, Calif., Jan. 3, For A years the gardens of Pasadena and sister cities have turned the countryside into veritable fairy land with billions of blooms. Yes terday the annual Rose festival began with a three mile line of gorgeous floats; 62 in all