Twin-City herald., 1933-11-11
Campus
Personalities
Rv Nellie Dodson

Poor Gophers! EVeryDOdy'S mad al
'em. Bierman's mad at 'em because
that exhibition they put on at North,
western last week was enough to make
any coach feel like a heel. The
faculty's mad at 'em because half OF
the school took a vacation Friday and
Saturday, and either went down to
the game or stayed home and caught
up on lost sleep. The students are
mad at 'em because those guys down
at Northwestern made some cracks
about the Minnesota team being q
"bunch of big, dumb Swedes," and
the Bierman boys put the honor of the
school in the red by almost living UP
to the reputation the Evanston gang
stuck on them.
There's only one way for the Mime
sofa team to recover their lost pres
tige, and that's to whip Kipke's Mich
igan outfit. And believe you me,
those Gophers are goin' be fighting
mad enough to do almost anything the
day they play Michigan-and that
may include taking the Wolverine
bunch for a ride.
1t has been very slippery these last
few days. Yesterday over in front
of Burton Hall two collegiates were
striding along when suddenly one of
them slipped, lost his balance, and
grabbed frantically for air.
"Look outw yelled the other,
YOU'RE, the falling one hit the
ground with resounding thud
"gonna' fall" finished his friend
rather larnely.
The sprawled brother, trying to re-
gain a semblance of his lost dignity
looked up and said dryly:
"Thanks for telling mel"
What young -man-about-town got
socked for making cracks about ST.
Paul femme member of one Of the So
cial clubs? The fellow who pasted
him in the schnozzle didn't do it so
much out of respect for the girl, but
for the reason that the remarks also
indirectly cast a reflection on the fair
and unsoiled (?) name of a certain
married lady friend of his.
Hey, girls, here's something l over
heard over in journalism school yes
terday. It's a recipe for an EGG
facial. Take one egg, separate the
white from the yolk. Have your face
clean and dry. Smear the egg white
over your face and neck. Leave it on
until it dries, and then after letting it
stay on for minute or so in the dried
state, wash it off with luke warm
water. Follow with an ice rub on face.
It's guaranteed to work wonders be-
cause it clears the pores and holsters
up tired facial muscles. Now, don't
tell me Pm not mothers little helper.
Remember the days when the fell
lows wore those bright colored hats ?
Those Sunday nights when the
st. Paul boys used to come over to
Minneapolis and do their heavy court
ing. And G. BERRY would pile
the old car two and three deep?
Everybody sitting on everybody else's
lap. And what has happened to
the dances at Sterling Club? Those
dances at which each fellow would
try and get somebody else's girl
House parties were frequent
then. Union picnic used to be the
occasion for white fannels, white
dresses, and walks down beneath tho
falls. And then the affair at
Pioneer afterwards, with too many
people in too small space, and not
enough light to recognize your own
brother. >. The CHERRIO LASSIES
were in existence then, or did they
come a little later? -. There were
the VICTORIA BOYS, who used to
give the parties 1 would hear about
but wasn't able to go to just at that
time. :. There was always something
to do on Sunday niGhts. . Dresses
were short, very short. All Of
these thinps were back in the good
old days before the big, bad wolf.
(Nerts).
TOM JONES was just in the office
here. He sez he's thinking of going
back to Chicago where there is some
thing to do besides sit around and
twiddle your thumbs, Cawn't blame
TIE boy,
The height of something-or-other
happened yesterday in the P. o. A
few Of the football lads, still bearing
the bruises from the Evanston battle.
and looking about as cheerful as a
bunch of undertakers, were convers-
ing. One grinning lad rushed up to
them and said: "What was wrong
with you guys, Saturday? You sure
played lousy camel"
There was silence so thick you
could have sliced it. Just one of those
ravs of sunshine the human race is