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Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
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By HENRY McLEMORE

United Press Staff Correspondent
NEW YORK, Dec. 8.-Emmett j
Carlton, who deals in alpine sticks
and shepherds crooks on Lexington
avenue, today was the most distinct
i've merchant in New York City. He
was not selling liquor nor was he
breaking his neck trying to get in q
line of wet goods. He was concen-
trating on Alpine sticks and shep-
herds crooks like his father before
him.
Across the street from his modest
place was a haberdashery where
customers walked in and said: Give
me a pair of garters, size 1412
Gates Ajar collar, and a quart of
Highland Teachers Cream Scotch
whisky and, "Ill take one of those
plaid mufflers and a pint of Old
Tom"
Next door was pet shop. At
tracted by the window display of
three marmosets, two Scotty pups,
litter of white mice, and a sign
reading: TRY Our Bottled Stuff, +"
we walked in and engaged the clerk
in conversation.
boy, this repeal business was a
boon to me-" he said. ITO tell you
the truth I wouldn't know a Chow
dog from case of distemper, blu.
I got the job because I know all
about liquor cases. What swell
stock we've got! Right here, where
the canaries used to be, is our
champagne, and in that corner
where we used to keep the arma-
dillos, is the GIN If you wanta see
the pets you'll have to go down.
stairs. Amt got room for em up
here"
Was he selling any pets at all?
Hand over fist. You see, we give
all the free samples a customer can
hold. After he's tasted about one
tenth of our stock he's ready for
anything. A fellow came in here this
morning and wanted to see some
goldfish. Well, while I was down in
the basement getting them, he was
| tasting everything in sight, ano
when came upstairs he was pretty
lit, and wasn't satisfied with any
| thing SO small.
"'Give me something biggern
that he said. I wanta big, big fish
S'shame catching lii fish tina;
young. He amt moren weaned yet.
well, I finally had to slip out tc
fish market round the corner ano
get him a couple of halibut before
! he was satisfied. Had a hell of q
time getting 'em through, because
the market is the only place around
here with good Irish whisky, it wa;
damned Have another shot of this
and I'll show you our line of three
legged calves"
Folks, my wife was a little sore
when I showed up around two il
the morning with the three-leggeo
I calf, but 1t didn't last long. She:
crazy about him as I am now. O
course, it would be better for al
concerned If our apartment hat
four rooms instead of three, ant
Tripod Chats what we named him
didn't have passion for linoleum
And you can't fool him. If it's no
inlaid he gets those three legs t,
work and kicks half the hous
down. I wish you could see what h
did to our gas stove.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
Little Rips And
Loose Buttons

Are really taken care of at
Marsh's. BY the simple method of
looking your things over before
they are cleaned and pressed -
and making a record of the nee
essary repairs. You are sure of
getting a COMPLETE job. And OH
a suit, each piece is inspected
separately after pressing, too. Re-
member where you can give your
suit real treat. Marsh Dry Clean
ers, Barbara Worth Hotel Build
ing Telephone 435 (adv)
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
NAME LAYDEN
NEW COACH Of
IRISH TEAM
One Of Famous -Four Horse
men Succeeds Hunk Ander-
son At Notre Dame.

SOUTH BEND, Ind, Dec. 8. U.P)
The designations of Heartily
CHunk) Anderson, Notre Dame foot
ball coach, and Jesse Harper, ath-
letic director, were confirmed today
by the United Press.
Elmer Layden, one of the famous
Four Horsemen, has been named to
fill both positions in a sweeping
athletic reorganization.
SOUTH BEND. Ind, Dec. 8. (U.P)
Heartily (Hunk) Anderson has
rendered his resignation as head
football coach at Notre Dame uni
versity and a successor probably
will be named tomorrow, it was re-
liably reported today.
Reports from a usually reliable
source stated Elmer Layden, coach
at Duquesne university and men,
Der of the famous Notre Dame -Four
Horsemen, probably would succeed
Anderson should his resignation be
accepted.
Anderson has been head coach
of the Irish for three seasons, hav-
ing taken the position in 1881 after
the tragic death of Knute Rockne
who had lifted Notre Dame football
teams from obscurity to the PIN
nacle of success.
Layden, who won fame as g
member of the -Four Horsemen
backfield at Notre Dame in 1923
and 1924, has coached at DuqueSne
university in Pittsburgh since 1927
Last season his team won nine out
Of 10 games.
1t was reliably reported that Jesse
Harper would retire as director OF
athletics and would be succeeded by
either George Keogan, basketball
coach, or Layden. Announcement
of the wholesale athletic shakeur
probably will be made tomorrow.
Anderson rendered his resignation
upon his return from New York
where the Irish defeated the Army
10 to r. Notre Dame had one oil
the most disastrous football seasons
in many years, winning only from
Indiana, Northwestern and Army.
1t was reported without confirm
alton that while in New York An
derson completed arrangements tt
coach football at a university there
next year. In rendering his res
ignation he asked for an early de.
olson in order that he may be free
to negotiate with some other school
The Rev Father Charles O'Don.
nell, president of Notre Dame, who
has been under treatment at Mayo
Brothers hospital in Rochester
Mimi, for several weeks, is due tt
return to South Bend tomorrow
Announcement regarding the coach,
ing changes was expected to follow
shortly thereafter.
PITTSBURGH, Dec. 8. (UP)-El.
mer Layden, one of the famou.
"Four Horsemen' of Notre Dam,
and now Duquesne university foot
ball coach, denied today he had beer
offered contract as head coach a
Notre Dame. He added he had no
even discussed the possibility will
the school s authorities.
81 have not talked with FatheI
O'Donnell. Notre Dame president
at any time in the past few months
and have not discussed contract.
with any Notre Dame officials, ,
Layden said.
"LaSt Saturday, when I attend
ed the banquet given sports writer
in New York, I spoke to Fathel
O'Hara, Notre Dame vice president
but we merely discussed the game
played that afternoon between No
tire Dame and Armvp
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
Here And There
In Sport World
by United Press)


YOSEMITE, Calf. Dec. 8.-Uni-
Versity Of California, Loyola and
University OF Southern California
have announced their intentions to
compete here December 27-29 in the
Pacific coast intercollegiate winter
Games use now holds the Presi-
dent Hoover trophy awarded the
figh scoring school in the annual
games
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 8.-Odds
which made St. Mary's a 2ik to l
, favorite over Southern Methodist in
their game kerc Saturday were
termed ridiculous" in a message
today from Ray Morrison. SMU
coach. We have a good chance to
beat the Gaels this year" Morri-
son wired His team was due TO
arrive here sometime today.
SAN FRANCISCO. Dec. 8.-Gab-
By Street. new manager Of the Mis-
sion club Of the Pacific Coast
league. today wired that he had
signed Al Baker, former st. LOUIS
Cardinals pitcher. Street described
Baker as "the fastest right -hander
In baseball today"
Los ANGELES. Dec. s-Univer-
sity Of Southern California wa
quoted a 4 TO / favorite today to
sclose tie football season tomorrow
with a victory over the University
Of Washington.
Troy's chance for victory was
Enlightened by the return of Bob
McNeiSh. star blocking halfback.
ana Jules Bescos. regular end, both
Of whom were slightly injured in
scrimmage two days ago. Their
hurts we're completely healed over
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
Golf Tournament
For Valley Women

Valley women golfers will jour-
ney to BraWley on Saturday where
the monthly tournament will be
held.
These tournaments are alternated
between the various clubs of the
valley, the Del Rio club being
hosts for the December event. Golf
games are scheduled for the morn
ing and luncheon will be featured
at noon.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
VETERAN JOCKEY BETTER

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 8. U.p)-Tod
Sloan, famed jockey who purported-
ly squandered $1000,0O0 in track
winnings in less than a year, will
leave General hospital as soon as
friends find a place in which he
can convalesce, physicians reported
today. They said he was sufficiently
recovered from an attack of cirrho-
sis of the liver that additional hos
pital treatment is unnecessary.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
PICTURES TO BE EVIDENCE

AUGUSTA, Me. U.P) - Names
motor vehicle inspectors will carry
cameras, so they may photograph
the scenes of automobile accidents.
Secretary of State Robinson G.
Tobey believes these pictures will
prove vital evidence in settling dis
putes growing out of highway mis-
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08

Browning's cocker spaniel, present.
ed her by her writer friend, gentle,
harried Miss Milford. Mrs. Woolfs
exquisite style and wit have never
shown to better advantage than III
this partly fictional biography.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
RIVER READINGS

singing Happy Days Are Here
Again"
Readers who wonder what be-
came of the thirteenth turkey can't
get any information from Derrick
He doesn't know and doesn't par
ticularly care, he said, for IL out of
| Is is a good average any time.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
by rest, team physicians reported.

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 8. - Larry
Stevens, guard, and Bob McNeish,
blocking halfback, will represent
the University of Southern Cali
fornia football team in the roster
of the western squad that meets
an eastern contingent in the an
nual Shrine game at San Francisco
New Years day. Aaron Rosenberg,
star guard, declined an invitation,
explaining he was working during
the holidays.
NEW YORK, Dec. 8.-Ellsworth
Vines of Pasadena, former national
tennis champion, who recently
transferred to the professional
ranks, was to arrive in New York
today to complete details of his tour
with Big Bill Tilden.
Vines will undertake one of the
most ambitious tours ever mapped
out for any professional. Vines, Til
den, Bruce Barnes of Texas and
Vincent Richards of New York will
open the first stage of their cam
paign at Madison Square garden on
January 10.
LOS ANGELES, Dec. 8. ST.
Mary's placed four players on the
all-opponents' team the U. c. L. A.
football squad selected last night
when the players at a banquet cleo
ted Ransom Pants) Livesay, half
back, to captain them next year.
Yezerski, Gilbert, Nichelini and
Wilson were named from the st.
Mary's team as four of the greatest
players on the coast this season.
SANTA CLARA, Dec. 8. - Foot
ball schedule makers at Santa Cla-
ra university today considered ar
rangements for 1884 season contests
with Texas Christian university,
Michigan State. University of De-
troit, and other mid-western and
eastern college elevens.
PASADENA, Dec. 8. Carmen
Barth, Clevel a nd middleWeight
found an easy target in Art Taylor,
162-pound local boy last night to
hang up a six round decision in
main event. Taylor was floored twice
in the opening round. The former
amateur champion scaled 1863.
LOS ANGELES, Dec. 8.-Dick
Ward, one of the leading Pacific
Coast hurlers last season, has been
sold by Los Angeles to the Chicago
Cubs, it was announced here today.
In exchange, the Angels received
an unnamed cash sum, and three
players, outfielders Frank Demaree
and Jim Moslof and Pitcher Roy
Henshaw. The Cubs will add a Sec
ond pitcher to the transaction later,
Angel officials announced.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
PEPJOnQL
PARAGRAPH

Signal Chapter No. 276, Order of
the Eastern Star will meet at 8
o clock tonight in the Masonic tenn
pie. Newly installed officers will
preside.
Mrs. r. II. McKibbin is enjoying
a visit from her sister, Mrs. Kay
Pittard of Los Angeles.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
y = Weather
LOS ANGELES AND VICINITY

Fair tonight and Saturday; con-
tinued warm with little change in
temperature; low humidity; mod
crate to fresh wind, mostly from
the interior; increased fire hazard.
LOCAL TEMPERATURES
data compiled by Howard En-
mons, local observer for the United
States weather bureau.)
Maximum YESTERDAY 76
Imperial Valley press., 1933-12-08
Delightful Rooms
with bath from So

Convenient garage facilities.
Under the personal direction OF
p. q. b. MorrisS. formerly OF
The Drake and The Blackstone
Hotels, Chicago.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27

life into the particular form OF
Fascism we are adopting is ignor-
ance-the ignorance of facts re-
garding even their own industry
by the great bulk of business
executives"
DR. JORDAN is pesSimiStic
~ about the future Of a Fascis-
tic America. Viewing both COM
muniStic and guild socialism as
reversions to older, simpler types
of organization, he fears a con-
striction of economic life, of social
and political modes.
Communism" he said, lis the
most primitive social form. Fas-
cism lies in the middle ground; it
is an extension Of the guild organ
ization of the Middle Ages. The
licenses proposed by the NRA
and actually implicit in the codes
are c~ounterparts Of the monop-
olistic charters granted by the
state to guilds of merchants and
producers in medieval times"
He made the point that capital
ism, a word seldom defined in dis
cussion, persists under any of the
current forms. In Russia, capital
is owned and directed by the state,
Capital, in the sense of savings
used to buy the plant and tools
of production, is an integral part
of every economy more advanced
than the pastoral.
From that point Of view" said
DR.. Jordan, Russia is the most
capitalisic modern state; the
United States the least c~apitalistic
of industrial states. I mean that
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27

this principal economist to Wall
street, but it might have been pre-
served-and conceivably might be
restored in altered form-if in
dustry and business had been will
ing to undergo the discipline OF
self-government and if the people
had foresworn their ancient mis-
trust of business associations.
THAT solution of our problems
the business cycle, over-expan-
sion, booms, depressions, etc., new
er has really been tried" DR.. Jor-
dan observed.
Education is the cornerstone OF
such a formula for a W~ell-ordered
economic system. I feel very
strongly that the only possible
path toward effective and con-
structive progress in dealing with
the depression and assuring some
degree of stability in the future is
to develop more accurate and
comprehensive information and a
better understanding of general
conditions on the part of business
executives"
But whatever portends in this
country's vital economy the ten
dency will be toward more, rather
than less, control over savings and
the function of capital, accord
ing to DR.. Jordan's informed view
Next-Another Wall Street lead
er speaks.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27

tract the standard of living. Re-
striction of production as a means
of raising price levels is certain,
he holds, to depress such stand
ards.
1T is a fallacy to suppose that
recovery or prosperity can be OBJ
tanned through rising price levels
based upon restricted output. We
ought to have rising prices, be-
cause the fixed debt burden in re-
lation to price levels is unbear-
able. But the problem OF pro-
curing a price rise to restore that
balance is a monetary problem.
It must be attacked by adjusting
the value of currency.
But the persons who are at
tempting to extend government
control are opposed to intelligent
monetary action or relation. They
prefer to raise prices by the cur
tailment of output, the restriction
of production.
ryTHAT way inevitably Involves
@ L not only a more and more
detailed control of every part OF
the economic machine by the gov
eminent, but it also means lower
ing the standard of living.
"The only way to raise the
standard of living is on the basis
of a more abundant production OF
goods"
DR.. Jordan, a college professor"
turned industrial economist, has
grown in prestige since he became
president of the national indus
trial conference board in Deem
Der, 1882. His employers, as Off
GERS and directors of the board,
include Alanson B. Houghton, W.
c. Dickerman, Irenee Du Pont,
Howard Heinz, Thomas j. Wat
son, Fred I. Kent, John Henry
Hammond. Charles Cheney, Ralph
c. Holmes and dozens of other
important industrialists.
He holds that industry and the
banks drifted into a situation
where the revolution, begun last
March 4. could take place I'M
impeded.
1T became the easiest thing to
join in some arrangement where
by important decisions would be
left to the government; especially
if it were to be an arrangement
under which most of tire tired
business executives would be sure
Of being protected.
"One of the principal causes for
the breakdown of our economic
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27
LEGION WAR ON
CRIME COMING,
SAYS JOHNSON
National Leader Asserts
Veterans See Menace
of Law Breaking.
By United Press

By United Press
CHICAGO, Sept. 27.-National
Commander Louis A. Johnson Of
the American Legion today predict
ed the veterans organization would
marshal its full strength in a drive
to rid America Of crime.
johnson, here for the legion's an
nual convention which is expected
to attract 300 900 persons to the city,
said increasing THOUSANDS of legion
naires were recognizing the menace
of organized crime to the nation.
The drive would employ two
methods" said Johnson. In small
err cities, legion men already are
banded into supplementary vigi-
lante forces to aid regular peace
officers in case or sudden crime.
In a host of other cities, legion
posts have organized to give public
officials the confidence necessary for
vigorous prosecution of crime"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27
BIRD HUNTERS FACE
REGULATION CHANGE
Migratory Species Season
to Open Nov. |.

Changes in the open season on
waterfowl, jackSnipe and coot and
reductions in the bag limits were
announced today by the department
Of conservation.
The restrictions are made each
year by the United States department
of agriculture and promulgated
through the fish and game division
of the state conservation depart
ment.
Open dates on all migratory birds
will be from Nov. l, to Dec. 81, it
was announced by Director Kenneth
M. Kunkel. Bag limit is twelve.
Formerly the open season for ducks
was Oct. Is, to Dec. IS, with a bag
limit Of fifteen. The jacksnipe open
season was Oct. l, to Dec. 81, with a
twenty bag limit.
Possession is limited to a two
days bag.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27

Russia abstracts a larger part OF
current income from consumption
and diverts into capital than we
do here, where our capital goods
industries are virtually closed
down."
The difference between Russia
and America boilS down to a ques-
ton of who does the saving, in DR..
Jordan's opinion.
I'm Russia, the government it.
self substracts so much from the
consumption of the nation as a
whole. The government takes the
initiative in saving; in fact, 1t does
the saving.
ct TERE, the function Of post
Il poned consumption always
has been done on the initiative OF
individuals. In our earlier years,
the individual saved to go into
business, to set up a store, buy
land or buy machinery for a fac
tory. Recently, the use of savings
has more and more tended to be
indirect. Savings have been loaned
to others or used to buy shares in
enterprises. But who saved or
used the savings has been left to
individual discretion and initia-
tive.
THE issue we now face is whe-
Their the initiative in saving and
use is to be left to the individual
or determined by a higher author
ity on the basis of a preconceived
idea as to what capital facilities
are needed by the community and
where"
The old order is perishing, says
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27

DR. JORDAN, who galvanized
IL Wall street opinion last week
by warning a Chicago group that
the United States is headed for
cOllectivism, views the trend with
alarm. He holds it to be regres-
Sive.
Yet he views it, against the his
tory of human organization, with
detached perspective. 1t makes no
basic difference, he says, whether
the bent is toward Communism or
Fascism. In Italy, as in Russia,
control of the functions Of capital
is in the hands of the state. The
fact that ownership still is vested
privately in Italy is merely a
nominal difference.
So, he maintains, it will be here.
The American revolution bears
likeness to Italian FaSciSm in the
form of governmental control.
The whole tendency in the
NRA system is toward imitation
of the Grand Fascist Council"
says the statistical economist.
Not only is the current tendency
~regresSive, in DR.. Jordan'S
thought, but it bids fair to con-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27
u. S. DECLINES
TO POSTPONE
NAVY BUILDING
British Proposal Is FIatIy
Rejected: Turn Attention
to German Issue.
By United Press

BIZ United Press
WASHINGTON. Sept. 27.-The
state department has formally no.
tilted the British government that
it can not accept the latter's sug-
gestion that it delay its current
naval construction program during
the life of the disarmament con-
ference at Geneva.
The message, ii was learned to-
day. informed Great Britain that
this country can not postpone even
a part of its S238. 900 900 naval
building program. as was suggested
by London.
This reply placed beyond all
doubt the fact that the four Glass
B." 1O,O0O-ton, six-inch gun cruisers
in the program will be completed.
Britain is understood to have &C
cepted the reply as final and to
have dropped the matter for con-
centration on the more dynamic
issue of Germany'S demand for re-
armament. On this issue the Amer
lean position may be authoritative
ly stated thus:
The United States desires to keep
clear of the purely European issue
of Germany's armament restrictions
under the Versailles treaty.
However, it is Strenuously opposed
to any considerable amount OF re-
armament by Germany, viewing it
as opposed to the general purpose
of the Geneva conference-disarma-
ment.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-09-27
AQK
ADM
81 BRUCE CATION

TN "An Men Are Enemies" Rich
Il ard Arlington studies the plight
of the man who is born into the
world with an instructive readiness
to respond to beauty in all of its
guiseS.
Such a man, he says. lives more
deeply. more wildly. than ordinary
mortals. Beauty exaltS him. ugli-
ness wounds hinI; he knows the
peaks Of ecstasy and the depths Of
despair.
And because his values are not
those of his fellows. the world
usually gangs up on him and lets
him have it back of the ear.
Arlington tells the story Of that
kind of a The lad grows up
sensitive and lonely. realizing that
the world is waiting to waylay him
with a blunt instrument; but he
meets an Austrian girl while vaca-
tioning on an island in the Mediter-
ranean. and he believes that she
will be able to help him build the
kind of life he must have
UnluCkily. this meeting takes
place in the spring of 1914, and the
war is on before he can rejoin her.
The war wounds him-just as 1t
wounded Arlington. in all Of whose
books the thudding of the guns is
a somber background. After it is
over. fate does its best to make an
English Rabbit out Of him; and the
English kind, evidently, is as dull as
our own.
In the end he breaks away; and
In his wandering to find his own
soul, again he finds his Austrian
girl. And the book becomes not 50
much a romance as a hymn to the
life that is lived fully and bravely
"a book which, in spite OF a num-
Der of defects, will please a few
readers very deeply.