Evening star., 1933-01-24
N0N-W|NNER TO GET
LEFTOVER AWARD
Washington Ladies Loop Has
Probably Most Complete
List on Record.
BY r. d. THOMAS.

~ ONN AZ, tcIld, 1 QOn
know just what we CAN
- do with it."
Bronson Quaites, presi-
dent of the Washington Ladies'
League, and Rena Levy, secretary
treasurer, were in a quandary, due
largely to their own enterprise.
They had one more sprize than
they knew how to dispose Of.
Il thought" observed the famous
wise man of the napleways. Alonzo
Herman Krauss, scorer of the league
and how come; Il thought we had
. depression"
The depression, Herman" returned
Bronson solemnly, so far as we are
concerned seems confined to ingenuity
we have one more prize, it appears
than we possibly can find a winner for
unless you're smarter than Rena and
/. Are you?"
Alonzo was a study in imoecility.
f NdFS ICSuldl pAlZS IOllSy,
w continued Miss Quaites, amount
ing to $537.5C. This has been
divided so as to give every team in the
league a piece OF it; first placell be
worth SIS and tenth $40.
AT least five members of every team
will share in it as int ividuals. The
high average girl of each team will get
IS and the fifth high average g,rI 81.
There are cash prizes for high team
games and sets, high individual games
and sets, and all that soft of thing
That part of it is easy
It's these specials-you never heard
OF such prize list!
Now listen, Lonnie-Rena and I
find any reason whatever TO: awarding
the last Of these prizec.
- M going to read off what we've
i fixed up here. and as 1 G, along
see if you can't think of a way to
get rid of it:
Girl showing greatest increase in
average from beginning of second Sc
ries to end of sea.on-a trophy.
Girl showing second greatest in
crease from beginning CT second series
to end Of season-stationery
Girl showing gre2te-t increase in
average each mcnth-csse Of soft
drinks.
High individual average-toilet Sc. :;
second high average, book ends; third,
silE comforter.
High individual average in last five
teams, at end of season-jewclry.
High average for girls in lesgue for
first year-calling cards: two-ycar gir.s
stationery; three-year girls-cwo
sightseeing trips; four-year girls-csr
R,,.
girls-silver cheese knife.
''VIIEEKLY high game-a pound Of
w candy.
High spares average above
96), bath crystals; high spares average
SO to go, beauty cream and lotion.
High spares average below 88D
novelty beads and earrings.
High strikes average above 96).
permanent wave: high strikes average
90 to go. permanent wave; average be-
low 88. three pairs Of hose.
High fiat game average above 96)
88 to 96) shampoo and wave; high
fat average below 80. fancy pillow.
High individual set average above
96). pewter coffee set.
High individual set average SO to
96) Chinese coffee table; high set
average below 88), table lamp
High individual game average above
9S). cocktail shaker: high individual
game average SO to 96D, electric clock
high game (below 88), mesh bag
- 4 ND get this Lonnie-for LOW
"a league set-bowling shoes; LOW
game-bowling shoes; LOW aver
age-sport pocketbook.
Then we have bunch of prizes
that the girls don't even bowl for They
simply draw for them. There's a $40
dress order. fitted overnight bag a
$40 gold piece. hem. couple of din
ners; 81 nightly from the Columbia: !:
ice cream-and SO on. We've thought
of about every sane excuse, we believe.
for a draw. and still we have gold
piece to give away
Suddenly the wise mans phiz bright
ened.
"Aha!' he exclaimed, Il got the
answer You can give that prize to
the girl who doesn't win prize I"
The Misses Quaites and Levy sighed
their relief. The last piece was in the
jig saw puzzle as 1t were Thy the way,
did you get the buffalo?) and probably
the most comprehensive bowling prize
list in history complete.