The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-01-26
L. p. BOWLING GOSSIP

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 (By Mss Lotta strikosandspares)
 Winchoil Smith interviewed . few Of the spectators as to What attraction St Joseph's alleys heu for them every Thursday night, tho answer was, It costs money to go to Middletown so we come down a mad-house for nothing, Who threw that?
 SOme call lt madness but I coll 1t, "thc survival of the tlttcst,.. as is evidenced by the battle for first place with hut two games ecpa. rating Hop Sheron, KOpiczh, Bob. bin and Sexton yaitukaitis, and how they whale away at each other boWllngly, verbally, yellinaly, tn fact anything and everything. that wiII keep bowlcrs svorc down, goes, It Is this spirit that keeps LIP In the front ranks of the bowl. ing elite year in and year out.
 Upset alley received another vle- tim when Doc Selens dumped the Bohbinites for two games, winnihS two out of three games has been Doc'e forte for the past few weeks, which boosted them. upward into seventh place and only one game behind Jenusauitls, Selens seenls to get more strikes on tho alleys than he does fish in Lake Candle. wood. More suckers on the alleys, oh, Doc?
 Shcriif Jenusaitis and his deputies kicked over the traces and tramp. led Laskys newsdealers Tor two out of three gNmc win, after n months illness, Cal Danisavage re. joined Laskys team and what ne missed bowiingly he got vocaiy. hut the .Jenus crowd refused to Dc talked out of their shots, J0o Klish hOlled stock market score of SA. 80 low and i20 high.
 Someone told Charlie Dubauskas to eat onions for strength. Charlie did-and all ho has to do now ts just blow at the pins and they fall, which accounts for his average Jumping from 97 to 100 h two weeks, Gus Kankel and Radvila rode Tommy Delinks like Paul Revere rode to Boston, but Tommy came right back like a rubber band and said, you can ride nc now, but 1t will be me that will take you for your last ride. Tommy s m undertaken you see.
 A tip--never cross in front of Jay Wubble Stokes when he tS about to bowl. Al Vaitukaitis did lust that, when he went to hang uD his coat and the mental image of a black cat crossing In front of him nut the jinx on Stokes, Sios kus. Father Kripas and Capt Gra. blcs so that there was nothing to do but break . dozen mirrors, walk under Q step-laddcr and make a night of 1t.
 Alleys Q and 10 have been Hop Sherons jinx ever since he started to bowl on St Jos drives, the best that Hops team could hope Tor was to win lone game out or three, but inasmuch as the Crab leitis corralled all of the. available jinxs, there were none left to hin- der Sherons hoppers and winning games was just like taking candy from q baby. Incidentally Capt Sheron rolled his best string or the season llS-l25.10S-total --37S. Can't blame the alleys after that score, remarked Manager Jack Kairis.
 JOw Yanayichs wonders sliced, here, there and everywhere, but even the slices arc ok In bread they arc NC on the alleys remarked old Bond Mcndel as Vaitukaitis and his sexties romped home with a 2.game win. Grandma Kcnauskis when asked how come, he hit ilO the first game, stated that he al- ways took. 2 of Lydia Pinkham's mills befofe and after bowling Wonder what Doc Colncy takes? l also wonder what the reaction would be If Dan and Mike Stokes took a few of Lydia's faT0rites.
 Billy Mazaikt, A. Dulskis and Capt Kopiczh took the floor as a team, but their scores of 332-35S and 3s2 were kood enough to take two from the lowly Yanavich quintet. Capt Ed Yanavich hit 800 and Al Valonis 3l2, but Shukaitis and Father Kazlauskas were way off form.
 If Yanayich's boys rolled like yailonls talked the shoe would have been on tine other foot. Yelling hclI,s. but a few marks don't do any harm either Keyhole smith suggests that Father KaxIauskns take the cigar out of his mouth much. OK Shadow, but would that help his bowling any?
 Special Notice
 B.,.C. ys Meriden Knights. Aetna Girls vs K of L Girls as st Joseph's hall. These two games will be play ed tomorrow night for the benefit of St Joseph's orphanage and every l.. I. F. bowler Is expected to do ms share and attend two games that you do not see every day in the week There will be dancing after the games. and q good time ls assured. Tickets can bo purchased e.s... &hnnffr l..asaaatfla nr HOD