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DEATHS

William T. Wayson. S.. Emergency
Hospital.
William F. Robinson. SO, George Wash
ington Hospital.
James X Borah. 81. 1415 Whittier
St. N. w.
Margaret Hail. 80. eco H St. N E.
Ida Given, 10. Home for Aged and
Infirm.
James Reynolds. IA. st. Elizabeths
Hospital.
Nathan Gross. s5. Sc Adams St. N W.
Harold C. Snyder, 81. U. S. Naval
Margaret E. Miller. 5s. 2oe4 NJ st.
N. w.
Marguerite Howell. So. Providence
Hospital.
Hanes E. Bigler. 20. Anacostia River.
Emma D. White. IL, Sibley Hospital.
Gladys A. Butt, 2 months, Childrens'
Hospital.
N w.
Armstead olden. As. Freedmen's Hos
pital.
BATTLES Lomax. 40. Gallinser Hos
pital.
julius Smith. SS, 1850 Wisconsin Ave-
N W.
Lillian W. Friday, "a. 1929 Walters
Place S. f.
Marie Mack. 10. Gallinger Hospital.
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EYE ST. N w. 1119-Two J h X. rooms,
$3.50 & $3.50 wk.: other rms. So up.
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Relief Needs Jump
At Salvation ARM

September showed an increase
in applications for lodging and
meals at the Salvation Army
Mems Emergency Lodge, 479 C
st. N. w., according to a report
made yesterday by Major James
Asher, divisional commander, at
the meeting of the Community
Chest.
All but % of the applicants
were nonresidents of Washington,
Major Asher reported. Service
provided for them included 1000
meals, and a total of 5,238 nights
lodging. Of the 1878 applicants.
459 offered to work in payment
for meals and lodging, and these
men put in 6,707 hours Of work,
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Deaths

KAISER, CHARLES s.--Passed away on
Tuesday morning, October 10. 1888, al
his resnsf 292s FqISisS9th REER the sFse. Se
DittrichJ. Besides his wife, he is also
survived by six children, three sons. Carl
Kaiser william Kaiser and Alvin Kaiser,
and three daughters, Clara Kaiser, Bertha
Kaiser and Mrs. Ruth Hoffer..
Funeral services will be held on Friday
afternoon, October 13. 1893. at o'clock,
from his late residence, 1915 Fourteentn
Relatives and friends are invited to
attend. ,,,
Services by Chambers.
KALASANCKAS, WILLIAM H.-Passed
away or, Monday, October o. 1893 at
Joseph S. and Mariory Kalasanckas, aged
10 months Remains resting at the W.
W. Chambers Co. funeral home. Fourteenth
and Chaplin Streets Northwest.
Funeral services will be held on Wednes-
day afternoon. october IL. 1888 at
O'Clock. from the w W. Chambers Co.
funeral home. 14OO Chaplin Street North
interment will follow n Fort Lincoln
Cemetery.
SMITH. ROSE MAY-Passed away on
Wednesday morning, october IL, 1888,
after lingering illness, at her residence,
SMITH. the beloved daughter of Mrs. Eva
NJ. Smith and the late Perry Smith.
Funeral will be held from her late resi-
dence, 22S Twelfth Street Southeast, on
Saturday, morning. October IA, 1888, at
$50 o'clock; thence to Holy Comforter
Catholic Church, Fourteenth and East
Capitol Streets. where. requiem mass will
be offered at o'clock for the repose of
her soul.
Relatives and friends are invited to
attend.
Interment will follow in Cedar Hill
Cemetery.
Services by Chambers Southeast Branch.
on Tuesday, October 10, 1888. at her
late residence, No. 10 LenoX Avenue, Col
mar Manor, Md, MARTHA E. SULLI-
VAN, the beloved wife of James Sullivan.
Funeral services will be held from her
late residence. No. 10 Lenox Avenue,
Colmar Manor. Md, on Friday afternoon,
October 13, 1888, at . 80 o'clock.
Relatives and friends are invited to
attend.
Interment will follow in Woodbridge. Va.
Services by Chambers Southeast Branch.
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Reginald and Dorothy Hereford. girl
Paul and Mabel Hansen, girl.
Robert and Marion German, girl.
James and Roudella Walters, girl.
Samuel and Alma Frank. girl.
John and josephine Burnette. girl.
Harold and Emma Fogle, girl.
Frank and AIRY Goldberg. boy.
Frederick and Martha Alsop, girl.
Lewis and Blanche Rucker, girl.
Arthur and Annie Wilson, girl.
Howard and Sue Thurman, girl.
Warren and Anna Jackson, boy.
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WILLIAM E. RYAN

Funeral services for Sergt. Will
liam E. Ryan, so, U. S. A., retired,
will be held at 10 a. m. tomorrow
at st. Gabriel's Church. Burial
will be in Mt. Olivet Cemetery.
Sergeant Ryan, who died Mon
day at his home, 5129 Seventh
st. N. W., served with the Engineer
Corps during the World War and
was a member of the Spangler
Post, American Legion. He is
survived by his widow, Mrs. Nellie
C. Ryan, and two sisters.
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CHARLES S. KAISER

Funeral services for Charles S.
Kaiser, late of 1925 Fourteenth
st. N. W., who died yesterday at
his home, will be held Friday at
2 p. m, at his late residence.
Burial will be made in Prospect
Hills Cemetery.
Mr.. Kaiser is survived. by his
widow, Mrs. Clara A. Kaiser; three
sons, Carl, William and Alvin
Kaiser; three daughters, clara
and Bertha Kaiser, and Mrs. Ruth
Hoffer.
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ERNEST v. MCINTOSH

Funeral services and burial will
be held in Arlington National
Cemetery later this week for
Ernest v. Mcintosh, AZ, retired
chief petty officer, U. S. NJ, who
died yesterday at his home, 101
Fourteenth st. S. E.
Mr.. Mcintosh, native of
Washington, retired from the
Navy two years ago. Surviving
him is his mother, Mrs. Louise
Mcintosh, and two sisters.
He was a member of the Naval
Lodge of Masons and the Fleet
Reserve.
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BIRTHS
Edmund and Alice Dorsee, BIO

Edmund and Alice Dorsee, boy and
girl.
Alvin and Anna Kerns, boy.
Lonnie and Helen Reese, boy.
James and Fannie Tharp, boy.
John and Genevive carroll, boy.
Clayton and Gladys Mathews. girl.
Clarence and Mary Dawson, girl.
Ralph and Edna Kersey. girl.
Lloyd and Mae Davis, girl.
Harry and Lucille Helme, girl.
Farnk and Ruth RATIO, girl.
John and Josephine Collines, jr.. boy.
Clarence and Mary jenkins, girl.
Raymond and Cecilia Martinez. boy.
Edward and Catherine MandIey, boy.
Joseph and Margaret Keating, boy.
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Births, Deaths, Marriages
MRS. LOUISE B. JONES

Funeral services for Mrs. Louise
3. Jones, late Of 1929 N st. N. W.,
will be held tomorrow at II a. m.
at st. Adams Episcopal Church,
Wisconsin and Massachusetts, Aves.
N. w. Interment will be in Glen
wood Cemetery.
Mrs. Jones, widow of the late
DR.. Thomas j. Jones, is survived
by her son, John B. Jones, of Phil
adelphia, and daughter, Mrs.
Louise Proctor, of this city.
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ABSOLUTELY NO INVESTMENT
ON YOUR PART
statesmen FORD

The new Ford Deal is proving a big
success. Soon. Ford selling; should, be
as easy as in the days of the Model T:
an automobile get wise and get full
particulars on the NEW DEAL from
"a" fRE ffRRo'iN 'AiNAcosT1A MOTOR CO.
1925 Good Hope Rd s. E.. Anacostia
Lincoln 2077
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CONNECTICUT CLUB. 1902 Conn. Ave.
n. W-Large single front room. near
hath club service 81 week.
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COLUMBIA RD.. 1s34-S3 wk. single rm.:
maid serv. hall rm.. So 80: men AD 1923
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BUCHANAN ST. N. w. 1142-Large front
room, nicely furnished. SIS mo. Call
after 6 30 GForgia 5O46.
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DOWNTOWN. 1917 18th st. N. W.-Clean
LII k rms. cOunles 81 I'D: single also.
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DUPONT CIR. 1880 10th St. N. W.
Sunny double rooms, spacious closets,
ami. privileges, So and $3.50 wkly each.
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Furnished Rooms

1703 NEW HAMPSHIRE
Fine location: home cooking: reas. rates
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MEN
THIS IS YOUR BUSINESS

THIS IS YOUR BUSINESS
We make straight from the shoulder 1!f
statement of a business posslollly IL Will
cost you money to ignore , -- l.,
Current earnings of experienced men IN
our business are running over 500 per
week. and many new men are earning
over S75 per week
AS MEMBERS OF THE NRA
We find it necessary to expand our Wash"
ington. Baltimore, Virginia ana west VIZ
ginia>: organizations
OUR DEAL IS BRAND NEW
AND OUR PRODUCTS ARE NEW
AND AMAZINGLY DIFFERENT.
Only a personal investigation will con-
vince you that this is the best proposition
We extend a challenge to good men to
have us prove this. Our company enjoys
the highest credit rating and Is backed by
men Of integrity and aggressveness.
ABSOLUTELY NO INVESTMENT
ON YOUR PART
We pay the rent. light. heat, stenog-
rapher. ETC., place you Where the business
We can only spare time to interview
men of good appearanceaand references and
who have sincere desire to locate per-
It matters not what your previous train
ing, business, profession or trade has been.
We Will be glad 10 discuss lnlS maLter
with men who can qualify at an early
date for appointment. Write, giving name,
age, address. previous employment. if mar
ried, and if open for immediate employ
State how long you have been residents
in these communities. In giving address.
may be Immediately reached. You will, be
advised by the employment manager when
and where conference will be held,
All letters confidentially treated. Ad-
dress Box C.239 Times Herald.
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Houses for Sale

$7,95O-PETWORTH
4819 ILLINOIS AVE. N. W.
Big 2O-foot brick home in best section
of Petworth. in new house condition. SIX
rooms. three porches, ultra modern equip
ment tabletop range, Frigidaire, screened.
metal weather stripped. masonry garage.
and oyerlooks Sherman Circle.
OPEN TO INSPECT
R. M HOOKER. Metropolitan 1868
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A PERMANENT POSITION
in the life insurance business IS
offered by an old established COM
pany selling industrial and ordl-
nary No previous experience
necessary. Splendid future. Ap-
ply between and II a. m, Room
2O2, GIT 18th st. N. w.
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Mr.. DUPONT CIR. 2146 Fla. Ave. n. W
Attrac. double rm.. XerX reas. DE. S342
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Business Opportunities

DINING CAR doing a good business. Will
sell very reasonable. Call at 1413 Mon
roe St. N. W.. after z p. m.
DOWNTOWN Cafeteria: short hours; $50
daily: no Sundays: rent. $3.50: income
from apts. $500: $3 800: terms. MA. 43SO:
FILLING STATION. garage. lunch room.
main highway. nearby Virginia: beer
license; room for beer garden. parking.
Reduced to $3.50. Clar. S11-F-12.
and Grill. near college.
Gold mine for right party. Easy terms.
ROGERS. 1410 H St. N. W. Dist. ISIS:
LUNCH ROOM, downtown section, doing a
good business Will sell very reas. Call
at 1413 Monroe St. N. W., after p. M
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DARK BROWN LEATHER BRIEF CASE,
papers of value to owner only. Re-
ward S5. Shepherd 3413.
DINNER Ring. white gold. small size, lost
Friday. October & vicinity Nisley's Shoe
Store. Reward col. $3.50.
DOG-Eskimo Sptz. black harness Call
Wilson Teachers College. Ma. 5000.
ESKIMO sPITz. white. dark eyes and nose;
name jerry: wearing green harness
with District tag license No. 1865 and leash.
Owner H. j. Towson. Reward. 5130 Conn.
Ave, Apt. 502. Phone Emerson O314.
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TAXTCAB DRIVERS
BLUE LIGHT CABS
Steady. experienced drivers required.
Drive the cab
the public demands.
211 QUE ST. N w.
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CLERK-Typist; Counter girl; Waitress;
| Companion for elderly lady; Housekeep-
| or Wash Rllr.. 22H Bond Bldg.
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+ ST. N. E., 321-Front room & kitchen,
Ink. gas cleo. heat. S23: 2 adults:
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Personal Loan Companies
OPERATING UNDER UNIFORM
SMALL LOAN LAWS

LOANS 10 REFINANCE YOUR DEBTS
THE STATE LOAN co.
1900 r. l. Ave, Mt. Rainier DEC. 55oo
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Help Wanted- Female

"sITUATIONs WANTED" AD-
VERTISERS TAKE ADvAN.
RATES AND FREE SERVICE
OFFERED BY THE WASHING
TON TIMES AND HERALD TO
PERSONS SEEKING POSITIONS.
CALL MISS GRAY
DISTRICT $3.50
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55 Money to Loan

PERSONAL LOANS PROCURED
ALVIN A. KRAFT. 1881 G N. w. MA. 6S1S
REASONABLE. Courteous. Quick Service.
FIDELITY PLAN CORP. 1409 L n. W.
STOREKEEPERS-If you need money see
us. 90S Dist. Natl Blk. Bldg. MET. 4Sl3.
ON diamonds watches, iewelry. silverware.
etc. No advance arrangements neces.. low
est rates. Rosslyn Loan Co.. Rosslyn. Va.
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Real Estate
Waterfront Property


ATTRACTIVE new 4-room and bath hum
gaow. asbestos roof, redwood siding,
cleo, salt water bathing 80 mi. from city.
S745. $50 mo. Sterling 9551.
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L ST. N. w. 1221-Single and double
rooms 81 to 81
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4IERT WOMEN
Help Wan:ed-MalA

OF sales ability to keep appointments;
| no canvassing. Apply in person. Room
| 42S Bond Bldg
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LARGE FRT. RM.. prefer a settled couple
who would appreciate quiet. ref. home,
best n W. section. AID. S137.
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L ST. N w, 1515-Double rooms i'll Eng
lish basement: Ink: $5-S5.50 week.
L ST, n. w. 1322-Warm single & double
rooms reas also garage space.
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L n. W., 1347-Splendid large I'd floor
room, handsomely decorated. Real home
for real people. Real snap at 81 for .
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MEN (3) to work with manager over cs-
tablished route, permanent position.
Can earn S25 week to start. See Mr.
MnrrnV Room 40. 1919 II St. n. w.
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EYE ST N W. 1882. Apt. 71-Nice rms.
ODD. Franklin Park: take elevator. 7th H.
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Announcements
Lost

Lost and Found advertisements
in the Herald and Times are
broadcast at 12 o'clock noon over
Radio Station VOL at no addi-
tional cost.
The Herald and Times Lost and
Found Bureau keeps a perma-
nent record of all lost articles
and continues the search for
them after the advertisement
has expired.
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MEN-Two sales positions. Previous expert
ence not essential. No canvassing. start
at about S25 week. w. T. Cooper, Natl
Press Bldg.
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IRVING ST. n: W. l3l4-One or Two
rms. with priv. bath. cont. h. w. 1st
fir; also front rm. I'd fir, twin beds.
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n ST. n. W.. 1307-Large rooms. Ink.
and others. $4 80 up. bright and warm;
also entire 2d floor available. Reas. TO
right party. See caretaker or call owner.
Adams 1850
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MEN-Due to promotion. the J. R. Wat;
kins Co. can use men for 1000
routes. Our new sales plan has doubled
our business Good income to start: fine
opportunity for advancement. Experience
not necessary. We train you. Apply after
II a. M. 5533 Illinois Ave. n. W.. cor"
ner Georgia Avenue
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COLORED COOK-General houseworker,
So week; also maid. Wash. Bur, 227
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Hanlein Beauty Salon. 73S 18th St n. w.
MAN. married preferred for permanent
responsible position. Good pay to start.
Phone 10 to IL only, Sterling S463. for
appointment.
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GA. AVE. n. w, 54II-LOVeIy bed-lIVlng
rm.: radio: phi priv: SIS mo. GE. 1897.
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MEN (4) two temporary. two permanent,
for special work connected with Christ
weekly to start Apply to IL; Room
602 1910 r ST N w
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RHODE ISLAND AVE. N. W., 1503-Dou-
ble rm.; twin beds; So wk.: table board.
THE FLORIDA. 1928 18th n. w, nea-
Dupont Cir.-Unusual home, conf. rms.
home cooking. S32 .50-$35. Pot. 5514.
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TAILOR. 1st-class only. Apply 1907 Con-
necticut Ave. N w.
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Employment
Help Wanted-Male

SHEET METAL WORKERS wanted. APP
ply before Z 80 a. M, 715 4 n st. s. W.
WANTED experienced licensed steam engi-
neer for laundry. Address Box C-24O.
Times-Herald.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-02-03
Editorial Page
and
Features
FOR 4 BETTER Ell CENTRO

DERHAPS it was not the idea of any
single individual, perhaps it was, but
whoever was responsible for the joint
meeting of service clubs and the cham
Der of commerce yesterday deserves a
rising vote of thanks.
That a meeting is inspiring, is phrase
considerably overworked, yet it is the
only way adequately to describe the eff
feet it had on the men and women who
attended yesterdays gathering.
There was nothing elaborate about it !;
in fact it was rather a simple affair. Up
wards OF 200 men, representing all class
es of business and professional men in
the city, sat down to lunch. They were
designated as Kiwanians, Lions, Rotari-
ans, or members of the chamber of COM
merce, many being members of a service
club and the chamber. But they were all
El Centrans.
One could not help but feel that here
was extraordinary potential power for
making the city of FL Centro the ideal
city that the two principal speakers for
the occasion described. Men who diff
fer in politics, in creed, in policies and
possibly in many other ways, sat to-
gether and enjoyed the opportunity for
good fellowship and exchange of ideas
which such a gathering affords.
There was material in that gathering
for accomplishing anything Ell Centro
might undertake. Some of it is being
used in the city's civic, social and politi-
cal life but there is plenty more avail
able, needing only the opportunity or
perhaps the sometimes necessary invita-
ton or bit of encouragement to make it
active.
1t emphasized the desirability of hav-
ing one central organization which could
direct the activities of the available ma
terial into real accomplishments for Ell
Centre.
There exists such an organization in
the chamber of commerce, which already
has the set-up necessary to initiate and
carry out projects for the good of this
community. The chamber of commerce
exists for no particular group or faction
but solely for the advancement and
progress of the City of El Centre.
The meeting therefor, when one ana
lyzes it, brought out the need for more
active interest in chamber of commerce
affairs by the business and profession
al men of this city. Banded together
in this organization, the ability SO ap-
parent at yesterdays meeting can be di-
rected into channels which will bring to
Ell Centro the good things which the
speakers pointed out will make Ell Cen
tro better and happier place in which
to live.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-02-03
BEDTIME STORIES
By HOWARD E. GARRIS
Copyright, 1882 by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate,

come to my bungalow to the par
ty.'
Does he mean us?" asked Cob
bic Lobbie.
IT mean everybody" said Uncle
Wiggily, twinkling his pink nose.
! Come along with me-"
He and his new friends were soon
at the bungalow. And, as it hap
pened, Uncle Wiggily didn't need
his key after all, for his wife and
Nurse Jane were at home and
opened the door for him.
whats this-a circus?" asked
Nurse Jane when she saw Henny
Penny, Chickie Lickie, Duckie
Luckie, Tprkie Lurkie, Gobbie Lob
bic, the Police Dog and the Grow.
"They are just some friend of
mine who have come to my party, y
said Uncle Wiggily.
What party?" asked his wife.
my ice cream party" spoke the
rabbit gentleman and then his wife
whispered TO him:
I'VE haven't drop of ice cream
in the bungalow
Never mind!" whispered Uncle
Wiggily. "I'll hop out of the back
door and go to the cave of Mr.
Whitewash, the polar bear gen.
tleman. I'll get some ice cream
from him. You entertain the COM
pany until I get back and then
We'll have some jolly fun"
So Mrs. Longears and Nurse
Jane entertained the company
while Uncle Wiggily hoped out of
the back door to get the ice cream.
And by the time he got back all his
bunny rabbit children were home
from school.
Its a good thing I brought
plenty of ice cream!' said Mr.
Longears to his wife. When she
asked him if he really had plenty
he said: "a whole barrel full Mr.
Whitewash carried it for me. Here
it is!" and surely enough, the Po-
lar Bear had given the bunny a
barrel full of ice cream, so there
was enough for the party and a
lot left over for the next day.. Sc
they all had a jolly good time and
the Police Dog sang such funny
song that he made everybody
laugh.
And if the chicken will lay a
bottle of milk in place of an egg
some time, I'll tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily's rice pudding.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-02-03
Men
Round Up Aliens

If it weren't for immigration in
Spectors and federal officers, the
number of prisoners received at the
Imperial county Jail this week
would be just Is less than it is, and
the amount of revenue to the coun-
ty from feeding immigration and
federal prisoners would be consid-
erably less.
Busily engaged in all parts of
Imperial Valley, immigration in
spectors have arrested II suspect
ed aliens since Monday, and other
federal charges have placed four
in Jail.
Eleven were arrested during the
week as aliens in this country il
legally. Two were arrested for
smuggling liquor into the United
States, one was jailed for posses
sion of liquor on an Indian reser-
vation and one was sentenced to q
Jail term as an illegal alien.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-02-03
Free Pencil Offer
At Office Suppl,

Announcement is, made by L. R.
Philley, of the Office Supply Com
pany, that his firm will give a
Parker Duofold pencil free with
every purchase of a Parker Duo
fold pen, during the month of Feb
ruary.
Persons desiring to purchase a
pen for themselves or for a friend
as a gift, are urged by Philley to
visit the store to inspect the var
ious models which offer wide
range in selection.
The free pencil offer is made
possible because the Parker COM
pany plans a slight change in the
reserve lead chamber of the pen
Gil, otherwise the pencils are the
same as the model Parker intends
to introduce later.
There is a limited supply of pen
ellis and those wishing to obtain
them are advised by Philley TO act
carly.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-02-03
Don't Quote Me-
BY United Press

WASHINGTON, Feb. 3. - Alice
v. Hagen is Cupid's biographer.
Her job in the census bureau is
to keep track of the marriages
and divorces the nation over. The
things she learns sometimes are
startling. A few of them follow:
One wife left him TO become a
movie queen"
A husband threw a mirror at
her"
Too much mother-in-laW," shit
ting the bottle" and running a
round" are frequent notations on
the bottom Of her divorce cards.
Marriages, she has discovered,
follow railroad tracks, the radio
waves and oil booms.
Weddings always are frequent in
towns where oil is struck. There
are many Il dos" along the right
Imperial Valley press., 1933-02-03
UNCLE WIGGILY'S ICE CREAM

"Hark" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily.
Whats the matter?" asked the
Police Dog.
81 heard a rustling noise in the
bushes" answered the rabbit gen.
tleman. And always, when hear
rustling noise in the bushes,
must stop and find out what it
is"
"Why?" asked Henny Penny, the
funny chicken.
Because some OF the Bad Chaps
might be hiding in the bushes to
catch me-" said Mr.. Longears.
We'll" barked the big, brave Po-
lice Dog, IF any of the Bad Chaps
try to catch you now, I'll make
them stop"
"Oh!" cackled Henny Penny, "it
is SO wonderful to have Police
Dog around when there's danger!'
There is no danger here" cav
ed the black Grow who was flying
in the air overhead.
How do you know?" asked Uncle
Wiggily.
Because" cawed the Crow" I
can look down in the bushes as the