The Omaha guide., 1933-07-22

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harmed about the things that are
said about her. She knew that she
would be the most popular thing in
Omaha when she started her friend
ly interest in you. Some of you old
sisters and brothers give yourselves
away by flying into a rage when you
read Miss Eyes. You had better be
careful because you might drop dead
with appoplexy and since you don't
know who Miss Eyes is you would
have no n to blame but yourselves.
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
Omaha may have someone else in
mind when you feel hit and raise so
much cain and thereby direct every
onA's atteHtion to you. Remember
you are not hurting Miss Eyes. You
are only getting yourself all worked
up for no good reason whatever.
Miss Eyes was at a certain Cabar-
ct the other night and among the
many social lights who should have
not been there, Miss Eyes saw a GER
tain very young, pretty Miss who is
looked upon as Queen of Omaha's
younger set. Miss Eyes would not
have thought much about the little
Miss being there had she been con-
Quoting herself like a little popular
lady should. She was evidently
slightly under the influence of "The
Spirit of Death" and was acting just
like the kind of women who frequent
such places all the time. Papa should
spank bad daughter before she gets
too far gone.
A certain Ole man around here who
married q very young woman is pay
ing and Paying, which is the usual
thing in such cases. This young wo-
man drives Several" big cars around
and Miss Eyes is given to understand
that she is helping a certain young
business man, who is at present "out
Of business, buy q new car. Now
that sumpin? Miss Eyes isn't
so much afraid of the old man Hub
by doing anything to young wife a.
bout said pimp because he is too old
and nutty to realize that said wife
has a pimp but Miss Eyes is afraid
that young wifie's other "Old Sugar
Daddy" might get onto the affair and
do something desperate. Watch your
step young woman-Miss Eyes is
watching and warning you.
It has reached Miss Eyes that a
certain couple that had a very beauti-
apartment has decided that they
viii severe the cord Of matrinmony
Miss Eyes thinks that friend wife
got tired of being shot at by friend
Hubby's 18th street rats. Anyway
friend wife is smart, has a good job
and Miss Eyes has heard that she
plays a good winning game of poker
with her seven or eight lady friends
who have their games when friend
is either running his under
world business or dating his 18th
Street women.
These Attorneys will bring them
selves into the eyes Of the public.
Miss eyes has in mind now a certain
attorney who has been discovered to
be a pretty honery sort of a fellow.
He represented a b~ootlegger the
other week and tried to double cross
him Not long ago he represented
a dope peddler and sold him out.
He has represented many many per-
sons and for his own personal and
selfish gain has done them some dirt.
Everybody now knows that he is a
shyster attorney. He has a good
line though and could get by but 'his
sins have found him OUT Miss
Eyes was passing a certain place
where there r heavy poker games
played every Thursday night. Said
Attorny was standing at the door
knocking for admittance. Miss Eyes
watched him and saw that he was
not admitted. Miss Eyes had been
watching the place, noticing who all
sat in on the games there and she
knew that some Of the gentlemen
who went in there would not let the
Attorney in because they knew his
racket. You had better be careful
Old simp. Nobody wants you at
their house. And if you keep on
do~ublecrossing you are going to be
put on the spot.
Oh Boy, who would have thought it
Some of these churches don't care
who becomes a deacon or leader for
them. A certain deacon in one of
the smaller churches has more nerve
than anyone Miss Eyes has ever
e He has been running the big
gest and most notorious designation
for the past IL years I'D now he has
opened a little tin horn, nickel cab