The Washington times., 1933-03-28
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OCtkSItU ~ pGOWS
And all OF them, from first to
last,
Must be Saluted, walking past ::
ColoneLS Early, McIntyre-
and HotDe.
1t sounds Just like a double
play
10 couple up their names this
tD1y,
The laurel UrenthS 1-hdng-
ing on each broU;
And If they Mould they could
play ball,
Retire the side for once and all,
From Early to Mcintyre
and HoDe.
But they are mighty busy lads
And haze no time for tickle
t1dS.
The President has got them
1Dorking noD;
And tDhen he has some special
stunt
He calls for them to bear the
brunt,
For Early, for Mcintyre
and Ho1De.
Y Y y
The shirt movement is going
round the world. Now come
the Gray Shirts Of the Argen-
tine to stand beside the Black
Shirts Of Italy and the Red
Shirts of Russia-and the
White Collar men in America
with no shirts at all.
y y y
The Internal Triangle: Wine,
women, and song.
y Y Y
One of the army of pam
handlers didn't like Washing
ton. So he went to Baltimore.
He didn't like Baltimore, so he
moved on to Philadelphia. He
didn't like Philadelphia, either,
SO he is now on his way to
New York. He may or may
not like New York. If he
likes New York he will stay
there. If he does not like New
York he will go to Boston. If
Boston doesn't please him,
there is Chicago. If Chicago
cannot support his racket, in
the style to which it is &C
customed, he is going West. If
he doesn't like the West, that
will be just too bad-for after
that comes the Pacific, and by
this time everybody knows how
deep is the ocean.
Y y y
Col. Edwin Halsey, Secretary
OF the Senate, is wondering
how to keep some of. that stuff
off the record.
y y Y
That the name originated in
France, where the GARNER
family owned the Chateau de
Givray in Upper Poiteau about
the time Of Cardinal Richelieu,
will be news to Jack Garner
who still clings to the Texas
tradition-to pay your bills, on
the Banks of the Rio Grande.
y y y
Former Vice President Curtis,
admitted to practive before the
District Court of Appeals,
smiles blandly and says:
"GOOd Morning, Judge"
y Y y
"char1es Curtis, Attorney-at-
LuU."
Where haze aDe seen that name
before?
Not on a privdte office door.
"Charles Curtis, Attorney-at-
LGD."
Unless memory'S failing me,
= That's Charlie Curtis OF the
G. o. P.
OF Chariot, Dho was v. P.
In the height OF the Hoover
dynasty.
In public life since the Spanish
War,
NoD in the priUate practice of
lnW,
Charlie Curtis, the Pride of the
KGw,
Hangs his shing1e outside the
door.
y y Y
In May, the Communists plan
another march on Washington.
The police precincts are max
ing ready. One of the captains
inspecting his men, making
sure they are fully equipped for
action, shouted:
"ThOSe without arms hold UP
their hands,"
~ Y
Perry Belmont, ambassador
to Spain in the days of the old
regime, when Spain had a
queen, pays his respect to
Claude Bowers who will be
ambassador to the Spanish re-
public. Says Mr.. Belmont,
waxing eloquent:
I'm glad that man like
Bowers will be overlooking the
towers of all our castles in
Spain"
y y y
Beer is just around the
corner. The Pretzel Benders'
Union is re-organizing. Painters
are polishing up the book beer
signs. Spring will be joyous
over the call of the katy-dids
may be heard the banging OF
the bungstarter. Are you there
Charlie?