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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
Gone, but Not Forgotten

Automobiles reported to police as stolen
Q. M. Dale, Martinsyille, Ind. Chrysler
sedan, 250-99l. from Martinsdale. Ind.
Ray L. Urich, 10 West Twenty-fourth
son street
Cora Miller. 4o1 West Thirty-second
street: Chevrolet coach 61-747, from ga
ond street
H. H. Difendorfer. Knightstown Ind,
CHEVROLET coupe. 350-953. from in front Ok
residence in Knightstown Ind.
Paul Taylor. 1850 Tecumseh street Chew
TecumSeh street
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
TWO MEN HURT IN FALLS
Injury Victims Held by Police on
Intoxication Charges.

Two men charged by police with
drunkenness were injured in falls
last night.
Dwight Curanick, 80, giving his
address as the Y. NJ. C.. A, incurred
a small cut on the head when he
fell in the 400 block Indiana ave-
nue. Fred Hartman, 1880 Olive
street, was cut on the head when he
fell in the 1900 block Olive street.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
Liberty Bonds
Retail Coal Prices

The following prices represent quota.
lions from leading Indianapolis coal deal
ers. cash discount of rs cents per
ton Is allowed
Domestic Prices
Indiana No. and No. lump, S5.25:
egg IS: mine run, $4.75.
Coke Carload lotsl-Egg nut. 81: pea
MISUNDERSTANDING. SIPS.
Retail Steam Prices
Indiana No. slump. $3.50: egg. 81; nut.
50 IS; pea. S4.25; mine run, S3f5
West Virginia-Lump $3.50, egg, s525
Kentucky-Egg. S5.25
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
CHICAGO FRUIT MARKET

CHICAGO. Oct. s.-Apples-Michigan
Jonathans. bushel. s1a1.2 Hubbardston.
bushel. 75c@S1. Pears-Michigan Refers.
Carrots-Illinois. bunch. &C. Eggplant
Illinois asa soc. Spinach-nlinois, go q soc.
Beans-Illinois. green. sl.50GL75. Cabbage
Michigan 12-ouart. 30 65e. Grapes :
Michigan I2-auart, 2o623c; 4-quart, log
12c. Peaches-Colorado box 81 .25H LBS.
onion market: Idaho and Washington,
valentias, bushel s0G95c; Wisconsin, yell
lows. bushel 60967izc: indiana, yellows.
6o9s71zc; Illinois. bushel. 60Gs7i9cs
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
In the Air

Weather conditions at a. m.
Southwest wind, eight miles an
hour; temperature. At; barometric
pressure, 29.89 at sea level; general
conditions, overcast; lower broken
cloude; ceiling, 800 feet; visibility,
seven miles,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
CHICAGO CASH GRAIN

CHICAGO, Oct. Cash grain close:
WhfPeat-No. 2 smutty. SOKc; No. 2 mixed.
3 mixed. 3314c No. 5 mixed. 32c, No. /
yellow, 3734G38c; No. yellow. 35l5 a 38c:
No. :. yellow. 35i2@361ac; No. yellow.
&c; No. 2 white. 38c: No. 3. 95c: No. &
white, 31c; sample 3Oc. Oats3No 3
white, 2812 @2914c; No. white. 27la a zoe;
sample; 2624@28c. Timothy-$5 756 Is.
Rye-No. &c. Barley-50@77c. Clover
seed, S8912. Cash provisions-Lard
s. 40; loose. s5.15: leaf. SIS; D. s. bellies.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
RAID ON STAG PARTY
BRINGS CLUB RULING
Hoosier Athletic Directors Ban Use
of Rooms without Investigation.


of Rooms without Investigation.
A raid by indianapolis police sew
eral days ago on a stag party at the
Hoosier Athletic Club has brought
announcement from the club board
of directors that hereafter the club
will not be rented to any outside
organization until a thorough in
veStigation Of the type Of program
to be presented, has been made.
At special meeting of the board,
a statement was issued expressing
regret at the unfavorable publicity
given the organization in view Of
the raid.
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Produce Markets

Delivered in indianapolis prices-Hens,
and over. 1oc; under Az lbs. &c; Leghorn
under lbs. 4c: ducks AZ lbs .' and d. over T'
A.; geese. full feathered and fat, &C; No o.:
strictly fresh country run eggs, 18c; strict
~ rots off; each full egg case must weigh
50 lbs. gross; a deduction of 10c a pound
for each pound under IS pounds viii be
23c. Butterfat. 18c. Quoted by the Wad-
ley Company.
By United Press
CHICAGO, Oct. eggs - Market
steady; receipts, 6,008; extra firsts. 2O1ac;
dirties, 14c; current receipts, 161a@1734c.
specials. 2312 24c; extras, 23c; extra firsts,
20l20 22c; f1rsts 1870 19c; seconds 1872 a
17c; standards, 21c. Poultry-M Market
higher Fdg receipts % TRUCKS, 8 cars; fowls,
&c; ducks, lie: geese. 9@11c: turkeys &c;
ROSTERS. 66712c. Cheese-Twins. 11s4 q
I2 longhorns. 12A @123ac. Potatoes
demand and trading slow; market steady;
Wisconsin, Minnesota and North Dakota
Cobblers. s1.15@1.25; Minnesota and North
nesota sandland section, partly graded
Idaho Russets $1.60G1.75.
NEW YORK. Oct. 9.-Potatoes- Steady;
Lng ls 81 $1@sr5 per barrel New
also per barrel; Maine S1.75d325 per
barrel; Idaho, s24o02.75 per sack. sweet
Potatoes dull; Jersey basket, 50cQ$1;
Southern barrel s1.5O@1.75; Southern
basket, 40@85c. Flour-Dull springs
patents, s6.25@6.4O per sack. Pork-Steady
Mess-S18.75 per barrel. Lard-Quiet.
Middle West-Spot, s5.6Od57O per 100
lbs. Dressed Poultry-Quiet; turkeys 100
27c; chickens. 8d21c; broilers, 10@22c:
fowls, 9d16c: ducks, 1201Sc; Long Island
ducks. 14G15c. Live Poultry-Dull; geese.
69Sc; turkeys, 15@23c; roosters, Sc; ducks,
e612c; fowls, go 16c chickens, 10@18c.
Cheese-Ouiet: state whole milk fancy TO
specials 20G 211ac; Young America, 1924
6181ac. Butter-Receipts, 1885 packages;
market, unsettled; creamery. higher than
extras, 24A q Csc; extra. 80 score, 24c;
first, so to 81 score, 21G29c; first, SO to
SO score $4,000; seconds, 1891812c. Eggs
7,765 cases; market irregular;
special packs. including unusual hennery
selections, 24laG3 1i2c; standards. $50 4c;
hrsts. 19d21c: seconds. liza 18c: mediums,
16Ml612c. dirties 15M16c checks. 13M &C.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
GARBAGE COLLECTION
SCHEDULE CONTINUED
Sanitary Department to Maintain
Program Through October.

Unless an unreasonable break of
weather makes change necessary,
the city sanitary department will
continue the summer schedule of
garbage and ash collections through
october.
Under the summer schedule, the
collects garbage twice a
week and ashes and trash once
every other week. This program
would be reversed under the winter
schedule.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
(By Blyth & Co.. Inc.)
Daily Price Index
(By Abbott. Hoppin & Coz

1s3o-1932 Average, 1907
By United Press
NEW YORK, Oct. Dun &
Bradstreet's daily weighted price in
dex Of thirty basic commodities.
complied for the United Press.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
Columbia Bond Holders
Expect Service Renewal
on Rally in Pesos Value
Removal of Old Link Between Latin Currency and Amer
can Dollar Enables Monetary Unit to Rise
BY LEONARD ROGERS
Times Special Writer

Colombian departmental and
municipal bonds long in default possibilities of renewal last
week that Colombian
mined the ageod link between dollar
permit the South republics currency
of other exchanges
American investors bought total of Oooo Colombia bonds
in the feverish bond selling days prior 1929.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
STOCK SHARES
DISPLAY EVEN
TRADING RANCE
Rise in Pennsylvania Aids
Rail List in Initial
Advance.
Average Stock Prices

Average of thirty industrials for Satur-
AAg4 ss o VENT We fss ass gg29
4l.64, up IS. Average of twenty utilities
26.06. 2558, 25.77. up IL. Average of forty
bonds 94l5 up OF
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
Wall Street
Brokers Know Limitations; Want Ne Part Of Uncle
Sam After Tagging Hizzoner.
BY RALPH HENDERSON,
Times Special Financial Writer

would imagine that with well earned tax victory Mayor
n be all
any assalant representative
the
however if latest developments count for anything
of
Department requesting
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approval the Secretary of the Treasury may pre-
with details profits losses or other noa-
determine all income
onp o. gains 0 been paid.
they III afford
this will involve They have been through several lean
dealings thus
them still finding difficult to make ends meet
been obliged to bring capital to keep up to the
requirements the York Stock Exchange
authorities could do
auditors the details view Of the
court they elected
to attitude
they battle they would get the
Of
the
for to to like it.
Hzzoner they apparently have
into the heavyweight division with Uncle Sam And Joe
probably his
limitations
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
Chicago Futures Range
NDIANAPOLIs WAGON WHEAT

City grain elevators are paying "a cents
on their merits.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-09
Bank CIearings
INDIANAPOLIS STATEMENT
TREASURY sTATEMENT

Net balance for Oct. 6....s1,167. 787. 141 Is
Misc. int. rev. recpts. -. 1918, $50 IS
Customs reefs, mo. to date 6528, 963 oil
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4SoVt 1901 anu 1907 Out canvass due III lie uo"Il
town district indicates that they do not intend to do
anything about it.
Quite evidently the brokers not concerned with
whether their clients get in bad for having gypped
the government out of income tax payments during
those years but they look upon the work Of furnishing
the records a thankless job and expense they
not afford. Those questioned today were not
Of the authority by which the order was issued
had they sufficiently gotten the shock Of the
request TO make inquiry.
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It's In the Book

The authority, however, is ample. Section 149 OF
the Revenue Act of 1882 says
Every person doing business as a. broker shall
when required by the Commissioner Of Internal
Revenue render correct return duly verified under
,,dnr s11ch rules and repationS as the Com
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
]. L.IGHT NER IN
 GRAND COMEDY
 AT COLISEUM
Winnie and Cast of Comed- fans Featured in Tech
 nicolor Picture

Said to. be grand ard glorious entertainment, Manhattan Par ade,' Warner Brothers technicolor picture, featuring Winnie Light nsr, Smith and Dale and Charles Butterwoith, will be shown at the Coliseum Theatre tonight
 Winnie plays the role Of man. ager of a theatrical costuming company, has troubles galore with ali eloping husband failing busi- ness, baking customers, elephants, cstriches, a nladman who poses as q gsriius-and with Charles But worth, who, though free with his solemn and evasive advice, is none too dependable.
 Dickie Moore is an adorable ad- dition to the cast, and many oth- er well known film people play in- portant roles in the picture.
 Manhattan Parade" is based on a play by Samuel Shipman, au- thor of many Broadway stage suc- cesses.
 A News Reel and short subjects complete the program
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
NOTICE TO cREDITORS

Tn the Commissioners Court for the Territory of Alaska, Division Number One. Before CHAS. SEY, Commissioner and ex-Of- ficio Probate Judge, Juneau Pre- cinct.
 In the Matter of the Estate of D. J. WILLIAMS, whose true name is Daniel John Williams, deceased.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, That the undersigned was on Jan uary 11th, 1883, appointed execu- trix of the last will and testament and estate of D. J. Williams, de- ceased.
 All persons having claims against said estate. are required to present them, with proper vouchers at tached, to the undersigned at the office of H. L. Faulkner, Juneau, Alaska, within six (6) months from the date of this notice.
 Dated at Juneau, Alaska, Jan uary 11th, 1883.
 FRANCES L. WILLIAMS,
 Executrix. First publication, Jan. 12, 1883. Last publication, Feb. 3. 1883.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
Toacn Hall Radios Connect Filipinos
 To Island Capital

MANILA, Feb. 2. Governor General Roosevelt,'s radio plan to reach isolated villages among the 1000 islands of the Philippines was launched when the Legislature ap- propriated money for the purchase of receiving sets by small muni- cipalities.
 The measure provided that part of the receipts from the $5 year license fee imposed on the 60,000 owners of radio sets should be used to install public receiving sets and to pay for government time on a private broadcasting station here.
 The receiving apparatus will be purchased for not more than 1000 town halls over a period of years.
 The bill says that the broadcasts must give weather reports, warn Of the course of typhoons and dis pense information on agricultural, taxes and similar subjects.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
EDMUND LOWE MAN OF WORLD
 IN NE FL M
ICapitol's New Show Gives Lowe Fine Role and
 Two Leading Ladies

Edmund Lowe, whether he plays the rough and ready swearing Sergeant Quirk of What Price Glory" or the smooth" man of the world he has portrayed so many times, is as skilled and sub- tis an actor as there is in the movies today
 About the part Lowe plays in Attorney for the Defense" com ing to the Capitol tonight Irving Cummings, his director, says that no more suitable role could have been found for him.
 He is seen as a relentless and able District Attorney, who sends many men to the electric chair. As the story ends, Lowe is him self on the spot, on trial accused of murder, and brilliantly con- ducting his own defense. Even Lowe, himself agrees that the role is one of the best he has ever played
 He has able assistance in the making of this interesting picture, in Evelyn Brent, a lady who loves only when there is money in it for her, and Constance Cummings, Lcwe's secretary-faithful, adoring and efficient
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02

girl the regulation school subjects, had her own dog team, skid and enjoyed the other outdoor activities afforded by the Arctic. Dancing was the one frivolity that Mrs. Morgan hated to forgo but the radio reception is marvellous in the Far North and another couple and the Morgans got together occasion ally to have dance, she said
 There are twelve white people living at Point Barrow, nine vdults and three children. Mrs. Morgan's young daughter remained in the North with her father "She had no desire to make the trip out. She has her own dog team and is a regular tom boy" Mrs. Morgan said
 Mrs Morgan has the usual fem mine interest in clothes and told her husband shortly before leaving that she hated to make the trip as she had nothing to wear They wore their customary parkas and mukluks in the plane and have had no time to shop on the way down but she plans to go on a buying spree when she has time
 The length of their visit in the States is indefinite Mrs Morgan said Her husband has requested a years furlough in order to make trip four or five hundred miles into the interior with a snowmo- bile in company with one or two ether men from Point Barrow and if it is granted she expects to re- main in the States, otherwise she will probably return in the sum mer. "Mr Morgan has been con- fined so long that he wants to experiment with the snowmobile and do little roughing," she said.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
P. E. R, NIGHT
 BIC AFFAIR
Turkey Is Main Dish Serv- ed = Nominations
 Are Also Made

Over one hundred attended the annual Past Exalted Rulers meet ing of the Juneau Lodge No. APO, B. P. O. Elks last evening, A business session begun the even ing during which nominations for lodge officers for the coming year were opened. The nominations VII remain open for thirty days before election of officers is held
 A numbr of excellent talks were given by Past Exalted Rulers pres ent and others in attendance.
 At the conclusion of the meeting a buffet supper with turkey as the main dish, was served.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
LAUREL, HARDY
 COMEDY IS HERE
Two Comedians Are Seen in Special Feature
 at Capitol

A regular "one-ring" circus was rented and erected at the Hal Roach Ranch for scenes in the Laurel and Hardy comedy "The Chimp" which is the short com e6y feature at the Capitol Theatre tonight. Jungle animals of all descriptions were used, including lions, tigers, monkeys, camels and others Several well known circus acts, including bareback riders, aerialistS, and professional clowns mingled with the picture person. alities under the "big top" which housed the group.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
Woman Lost 10 Lbs. in q eek.

Mrs. Betty Luedeke of Dayton writes: q am using Kruschen to reduce weight-I lost 10 pounds in enc week and cannot say too much to recommend it.''
 To take off fat easily, SAFELY and HARMLESSLY-take one half teaspoonful of Kruschen in glass of hot water in the morning before breakfast-it is the safe way to lose unsightly fat and one bottle that lasts weeks costs but a trifle. Get it at Juneau Drug Co., Butler Mauro Drug Co. or any drugstore in America. If this first bottle fails to convince you this is the safest way to lose fat-money back. But be sure and get Kruschen Salts-imitations are numerous and you must safeguard your health.
 -adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
BARROW MORGAN
 M MAkINC FRS I OUTSIDE
Lad Born at Point Barrow and His Mother, Mrs.
 s. R. Morgan on Alaska

Making his Iirsv trip Outside since he was born at Point Barrow two years ago, little Barrow Nor gan, is the most interested and popular passenger on aboard of the steamer Alaska which left here this noon for Seattle. He has al ready travelled farther than many people travel in lifetime, and about six hundred miles of it by airplane
 In a few days Barrow will leave the steamer in Seattle with his mother, Mrs. Stanley R. Morgan, both of them dressed in parkas and mukluks, the only outdoor clothes they have with them. But since to him that is the regulation dress for outdoor wear he sees nothing unusual in their appearance.
 Mrs Morgan, who is the wife of the United States Signal Corps Operator -in- Charge of the Point Barrow station, and her son are on their way to Salt Lake City, Utah, for a prolonged visit. Although it is her first trip Outside for four and one half years, Mrs. Morgan said that she had no desire to leave her northern home, and would not have made the trip had it not been necessary.
 Mrs. Morgan and her son flew from Point Barrow to Fairbanks with Pilot Joe Crosson, Operations Manager of the Pacific Alaska Air ways. The trip was very enjoy able and when they reached the wooded mountains she was fas- cinated, as she almost had forgot ten what mountain or a tree looked like, Mrs. Morgan said.
 People ask me how I could stand it at Point Barrow for such a long time, but we keep so busy that it has seemed short. While we have no movies and do without all of the attractions of a town or city, there are so many other things to do that never missed any of them. I really missed trees and mountains more than anything else" Mrs. Morgan declared.
 Tn addition to being weather observer at Point Barrow she kept busy teaching her nine-year-o -old
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
CHUGACH FOREST RANGER
 HERE ON OFFICIAL VISIT

William Sherman, district For est Ranger of the Chugach For est, arrived here yesterday on the steamer Alaska to spend three weeks in Regional headquarters of the United States Forest Service conferring with local officials re- garding the seasons program.
 MT Sherman makes his head quarters in Anchorage. He is in charge of the Kenai Division of the Chugach Forest.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
SWEDES LIST
 CHURCH ART

STOCKHOLM, Feb. 2.-After 15 years work an inspection and in- ventory of antiquities in Swedens 2,500 churches is nearing comple- ton. Students of Swedish art history have been employed for the work, the object being to guard against loss of valuable art.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
FIRE ALARM CALLS

1-3 Third and Franklin. IA Front and Franklin. l-6 Front. near Ferry Way. 1-6 Front, near Gross Apts. 1-7 Front, opp. City Wharf. 1-8 Front, near Saw Mill. 1-9 Front at A. J. Office. 2-1 Willoughby at Totem
 Grocery.
 2-3 Willoughby, opp. Cash
 Coles Garage. 2-4 Front and Seward. 2-5 Front and Main. 2-6 Second and Main. 2-7 Fifth and Seward. 2-8 Seventh and Main. 2-9 Fire Hall. "-2 Home Boarding House. S.5 Gastineau and Rawn
 Way.
 S-4 Second and Gold. 3-5 Fourth and HsrriA. 3-6 Fifth and Gold. 3-7 Fifth and East. 3-8 Seventh and Gold. 3-9 Fifth and Kennedy. 4-l Ninth. back of power
 house.
 4-2 Calhoun. opp. seaview
 Apts.
 4-3 Disttn and Indian. 4-5 Ninth and Calhoun. 4-6 Tenth and 0. Al Twelfth, B.P.R. garage. 4-8 Twelfth and Willoughby. 4-9 Home Grocery. 6-i Scatter Tract.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
SEAPLANE MITKOF
 RETURNS WEDNESDAY

The seaplane Mitkof returned yesterday afternoon from a trip t, Ketchikan with c. " Hickey, owner of the plane and pilot M. w Sasseen.
 The seaplane left Juneau Tues day afternoon, taking C. V. Griff- en, electrician with the Western Electric Company to Ketchikan to make repairs on the talking equip ment of the Revilla Theatre there.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
MISS ALICE ERE AND FRANK SWARTZ TO BE
 MARRIED AT KELSO

Miss Alice Erb and Frank E. Swartz, who will be married this month at the home of Miss Erb in Kelso, Washington, were pas sengers for the south on the steamer Alaska. Miss Erb was honor guest at many delightful parties following the announce ment of her engagement several weeks ago.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
Get rid of Gas
 In , Minutes 7 orMoneyB Back

If couple of tablespoonfuls of Dare's Mentha Pepsin doesn't ban- ish your stomach gas in 5 minutes you don't have to pay for it. Same dose before meals prevents such attacks. Ends gas, heartburn, fuii- ness. and other distress after eat ing Ask Butler Mauro Drug co.
 adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02

It his first four Big Ten bas- ketball games this season Joe Reiff Northwestern sharpshooter, scored 50 points, an average of IS per game
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02

Californias boxing commission is composed of a banker, doctor and minister, theoretically pro- viding the game with expert know ledge of it's three chief clements money, medicins and morals.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
PIGGLY WIGGLY MANAGER
 FROM NORTH SOUTHBOUND

H. L. Reed, part owner and Gen. eral Manager of the Piggly Wiggly stores at Cordova, Anchorage and Fairbanks, was a southbound pas senger on the steamer Alaska on a business and pleasure trip te Seattle.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
MRS. FREEBURN, DAUGHTER
 RETURN TO CHICHAGOF

Mrs. James L. Freeburn and Miss Annabel Freeburn, who ar rived in Juneau. last week on the Seaplane Mitkof, are returning to Chichagof on the Estebeth today The presence of Mrs, Freeburn and her daughter in Juneau has been the occasion for much entertain ing among their friends here.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02
DON'T BE TUO LIBERAL

With the coal f 1t comes rom our place. For our coal goes farther and gives . more even and satisfying heat. If your coal Dir is running low. better have us send you . neV supply to prove our statement. Our draying service is always tho best and we specialize in Feed.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-02-02

Jerry Jontry, University of Chi cago quarter-miler, conducts a hu- nor column in the Daily Maroon, campus newspaper.