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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
THE HOG
PROTESTS
nv DOUGLAS MALLocH

a STREET is street and II
n ought to be clear.
gut women keep crossing IT, right
when you're near,
=. .,anv a time I've been caught
nv a light
,-oont for some kid, I'd have made
II all right
Some fellow on crutches-1 think
It's a crime.
v,ereyer you're going. the way you
lose time.
Come guy with a pushcart-well,
here is my view:
streets for the public, and not for
q few.
.. kid Is so careless, a kid always
Is;
He thinks both the street and the
sidewalk are his;
And If you should hit one. that's
going to court.
And paying his people, ana Things
of that sort
You may slap the brakes on, be able
to stop,
And even at that get bawled out by
a cop. l.. .-. .-.. ~s
The way that the judges will plas-
ter II on,
The pleasure of driving is just about
gone. .s-.,.
~Folks get off street car. and
what do they do?
They sidestep the street car and
walk into you. ...
You may have insurance, and all of
that stuff .....
At least they delay you, that's trou.
BILE enough.
They're hogging the highway. and
that's why say
The children will have to keep out
of the way.
When I'm In a rush to a dance or
q date,
The women can hurry, the cripples
can wait"
g. 1888 Douglas Malloch.-WNu Service.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
JOHNNY CHUCK TRIES TO
ENJOY HIS NEW HOME

s Johnny CHUCK was shaking in
y his skin and ashamed to admit
it He could hear Sammy Jay call
ing to him. saying that there was
nothing to be afraid of and to come
out. He was afraid of Sammy's
sharp tongue If he didn't go out, for
Sammy would like nothing better
than to go about telling that he.
Johnny Chuck. was a coward. At
the same time Johnny was afraid of
that terrible unknown monster
whose voice had sent him scurrying
inside his house in such fright.
ut is all very well for Sammy
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
TALL STORY, sURELYH

"At eight o'clock ] said to my wife:
Let's go for canoe trip on the rlv-
err At a quarter past eight we
started out. A sQuall came up while
we were on the river and the canoe
capsized. Luckily a sailfish came
along just then and I threw a rope
around him and made him tow us to
the shore, where we landed safely.
You smile-but what do you find In.
credible in that?"
A Voice-That part about your
wife being ready at a quarter past
eight.-EXchange
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
Strength Of Sun
@. 1888. Bell Syr

The sun is 93.OOO,OOO miles away.
Yet the intensity of sunlight on the
earth's surface is the equivalent of
$4,000 candles placed at distance
of 3 feet from the observer. The
light of the sun is equal to that of
100000 full moons. 1t Is II trillion
times as bright as that of Sirius.
the dog-star, the brightest star in
the heavens. If we could get up
to the sun itself. we should find that
every square inch of the suns sur
face shOne with q light equivalent
to about 100000 candles.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

Tolstoi's "Anna Karenina" lost
her equilibrium and so met her
downfall.
A chanticleer is an electric light
fixture that hangs from the ceiling.
A curved line is one that bends
but is not broken.
Chemistry Is the study of how a
thing that is busted gets together
under certain situations, and how
them that's together get separated
A billet doux is charge account
in a store.
q Bell syndicate.--wNU Service.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

men Sammy OSmdnoeO TO inflow
What Johnny Was Doing Up There.
bors and you'll be laughed at the
rest of your life. Come out want
to talk TO you," said Sammy Jay
So JOHNNY Chuck went up far
enough to poke his head out of his
doorway and then Sammy Jay told
him as best he could that an auto
mobile was nothing to be afraid of
IL you keep out of its way. and it's
way was always on the dusty road
or sometimes up in Farmer Browns
dooryard. Then Sammy demanded
to know what Johnny was doing up
there and why Polly wasn't with
him. Johnny told Sammy that he
had moved because he thought he
had lived long enough in the old
home and wanted to live where he
could see more of the Great World.
He had left Polly behind. he ex-
planned. until he should have a fine
home ready for her. Sammy winked
one eye, for he understood exactly
what had happened. But Johnny
didn't see his wink and went on to
explain how much better this place
was than the far corner of the Old
Orchard where his old home was.
When he had finished Sammy
wished him a great deal of happi-
ness in his new home. told him that
he surely would see a great deal
more of the Great World there. and
said that he admired Jollnny's spirit
and independence. Then hes flew
away chuckling. Johnny didn't see
anything to chnckle about. and he
was very thoughtful Chuck as
he at last started to get his break
fast.
After he had found where the
nearest clover patch was and had
found out just how long II would
take him to get from It to the
safety of his house In time of dan.
ger, and after he had become fully
acquainted with his surroundings all
Of which took several days, Johnny
settled down to enjoy his new home
Hesdid his best to make himself be-
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
BEDTIME STORY
Bu THORNTON w. BURGESS

lieve that 1t was a very much finer
home than the old one In the far
corner and that he wouldn't 60 back
there for anything In the world.
. 1t was true that there was a great
deal more going on there than near
the old home. You see there was q
great deal of passing along the
dusty road just the other side of the
old stone wall. This was exciting,
but not at all restfuL It kept him
always ready to dart down inside
his house. He couldn't doze in peace
as he had loved to do in the door
way of the old home.
Then, too. the dust was very pro-
voking. 1t swept over him every
time an auto rushed past 1t made
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

Jay to say there is no danger. Prob
ably there isn't for him; he has
wings and can fly away" grumbled
Johnny, as half way up his hall he
listened for more sounds of the
thing that had frightened him so.
81 know all about that thing
that frightened you so and II you
will come up I'll tell you all about
it. If you keep out of the dusty
road it is perfectly harmless.
Everybody around here knows about
it and nobody is afraid Of it. II you
don't come out I'll tell all the neigh
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

all the grass, even the patch of
sweet clover some distance away,
gritty and unpleasant to eat. His
doorstep was not shaded in the
least. Some days 1t got so hot that
Johnny almost burned his little
black feet. Still Johnny tried to
make himself believe that he was
enjoying his new home, and that 1t
was ever and ever so much nicer
than his old one.
q. 1893. by T. w. Burgess.-wNU Service.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
notfieryG6aeb
CANDIES IN COOKERY

a s A nation we eat more SANDY
4 = per capita than any on the
globe, like it, and find it wholesome
and nutritious and yet our confec-
TONERS are sending out literature
to urge us to eat more. Here are
some new ones, which we all like !:
candied Vans.
Take six sticks of old-fashioned
cinnamon candy pulverized. Yum,
yum-can't you remember when a
stick of candy was great treat ?
Dice six marshmallows and chop
four ounces Of Brazil nuts. Slice
six medium-sized cooked sweet po-
tatoes and place In buttered bak.
ing dish, sprinkle with some of the
marsfmallows, dot with butter. u.s.
ing two tablespoonful to the dish ;
add some from half a cupful of
raisins. the pulverized candy to
which has been added one-half
cupful of Brown sugar. Repeat un-
til all the ingredients are used. hav-
ing a layer Of marshmallows on top.
Bake in the oven until it is deli
cate brown. 1t is well worth trial.
Pastry Shells With Nut Clusters.
Put one cupful of nut cluster
candy through the food chopper.
add one cupful of whipped cream
and few drops of almond flavor
ing. Heap in pastry shells and
serve well chilled.
q. 1893. western Newspaper Union.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
Gorilla Mones

The gorilla. largest of the anthro-
poids. mOpes when taken from his
jungles. In fact, he mopes seven
unto DEATH" The gorilla. as COM
pared to the chimpanzee and oran.
utang, is remarkably slow In adapta
ton, originality and insight. The
gibbon is the smallest and most
primitive of the four apes.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

Old FORT WASHINGTON. the most important
~ stronghold of the Continental army on Manhattan
island in the War of the Revolution Is now being re-
stored to its original form by the city. The site
Bennett park between Fort Washington and Pnehurst
avenues and between One-Hundred and Eighty Third
and One Hundred and Eighty Fifth Streets the highest
plot of ground the island In the stirring days of the
Revolution the commanded wide of the Hud-
and the surrounding countryside and consid-
cred an important strategic point.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

when Jones needs to put some extra
distance on his drive a keen Observ-
er can notice that he employs a
longer stroke. This additional lev
erage does the job though Jones
apparently exerts no more pressure
than usual; his swing is always
smooth. The average golfer accom-
plishes the same results compare.
lively by using longer club with
a fairly springy shaft. With this
club the golfer must stand further
back from the ball. the clubhead
coming back and down in a wider
arc. The player does not neces
sarily hit harder but the clubhead.
gaining speed all through the longer
arc. is swung onto the ball with con-
siderable momentum and sends it
speeding on its way. -
e. 1893. Bell Syndicate.--wNU Service.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

VERY golfer is on the lookout
LOT means of adding a few
u,. .us 10 MS shots If he can do #
"i.nout sacrificing accuracy. This
" possible with the development of
~, 'Onser arc. With few exceptions
.' OF those who are noted for
"eir distance from the tee have a
s swing. On those occasions
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

Agents Wanted. Patented never-slip lingerie
shoulder strap sensational 10c repeater. Free
$500 offer. GOOdbar, 20 Madison Ave..N.Y.C.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
q laxative-three for q cathartic.-Adv.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

Burning Skin Diseases
quickly relieved and healed by Coles
Carbolisalve. Leaves no scars. No
medicine chest complete without IL.
soc and coo at druggists, or ]. w. Cole
Co., Rockford, Observation-Disclosures,
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
Pe.simistie Wall

Most Of our intellectual giants
seem to have been Debated, too.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
WorIka Both WaYa

Experiences broaden a mans life,
but some OF them shorten II as well
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

Can't Be Cut and Dried
Real love is eloquent, but not in
set speeches.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02

BONERS are actual humorous
tidbits found in examination pa
pers, essays, ETC., by teachers.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1933-03-02
Battered Barber
By DOROTHY DOUGLAS

g by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
wNTI Service
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27

Summary: Two base hits-Fisher,
A. Neibauer. Three base hits-Knopp,
zaln. Sacrifice - Falconer. Homie
run-E. Spriggs. Double plays.
Neibauer to FLAG. Wetch to Spriggs.
Hits off M. Hummel in innings;
off p. Neibauer in Z innings. Struck
out by M. Hummel 4; by P. Neibauer
6. Bases on balls off M. Hummel 3;
|off p. Neibauer 3. Umpire-Don
Tracy. Scorer-C. Kelley.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

IN THE NATTER OF THE ESTATE
OF Grin Z. Dutton, Deceased
Notice Is hereby given by the I'M
dersigned, orvetta NJ. button, Ad-
ministratrix of the Estate of Grin L.
button late Of the Township of Telf-
State Of NORTH. Dakota, deceased, to
the creditors of, and all persons hav-
ing claims against said deceased. to
exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers. within six months after the
first publication of this notice, to said
D I1r NJ. Dutton. at the office of
Edward S.. Allen, in the City Hall, in
the City of Bismarck in said Burleieh
county. or to the Judge of tie County
court OF Burleigi County, at his of
ice In the Court House in the CITY OF
bismarck, In Burleigh County. North
You are hereby further notified that
bon. |. c: Davies. Judge of the County
Gourt within and for the County OF
Burleigh, and State of North Dakota
mas fixed the 9TH day Of February. A.
y. 1884, at the hour of ten o'clock in
Inc Inc forenoon of said day. at the Court
City Of Bismarck in said County and
state, as the time and place for hear
ing and adjusting all claims againsr
the estate of the saidAOrin L. Dutton-
deceased, which have been duly and
regularly presented as hereinbefore
Dated Bismarck, North Dakota
July IL, A. D. 1888
Orvetta NJ. Dutton.
Administrators Of the Es.
tate Of Grin U. Dutton, De-
ceased cease Bismarck, North
First publication on the 18th dav Of
July, A. D. 1888. W.
7-13-20-27.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27
o. II. Will Company Strengthens Its
Hold on First Place i'm D-BaII Loon
GRANT, SHIELDS, PARKER AND
MANGIN REACH PENUL INMATES
Albanian Beats Sidney Wood;
Baroness De Ciacomo
Levi Advances

Seabright, N. j., July 27.-(R-An
annoying chop stroke that places a
cut" or spin on nearly every ball
she returns is the weapon which has
carried the Baroness Giorgio de Cha
como Levi past an array of high
ranking stars into the semi-final
round Of the 46th annual Seabright
invitation tennis tournament.
The baroness, formerly Maud Ro-
senbaum Of Chicago, was to meet lit
tie Sarah Palfrey of Boston in her
semi-final match Thursday while the
defending champion, Helen Jacobs,
opposed a fellow Californian, jose
phine Cruickshank.
The mems semi finals also were
scheduled Thursday, with Bryan
Grant, the little fellow from Atlanta,
who Wednesday conquered the de-
Tending champion, Sidney B. Wood,
in impressive fashion, facing lanky
Frank Shields of New York, and the
sensational Frankie Parker meeting
his second veteran opponent, Greg
ory Mangin. Parker beat Manuel
Alfonso, the former Spanish interna-
tionaliSt, in three sets Wednesday.
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fight stopped. Punishment the light
weight champion had inflicted includ-
ed broken nose and a closed eye.
Ross had anlassed a wide margin In
each of the six frames.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27
Grand Pacific Restaurateurs,
Playing Ragged Ball,
Lose to BARRIERS
STANDINGS

Walloping the state highway de-
partment contingent 7 to 2, the o. H.
Will and company team strengthened
its bold on first place in the Bis
marck diamondball league as the
Grand Pacific Restaurateurs fell VIC
tins to a three-run uprising by the
Classic BARRIERS in the last inning and
a 1916 setback Wednesday evening.
Matt Hummel, pitcher for the Will
entrant, set down the road-builders
with five hits, while his mates were
getting eight from the offerings Of
Paul Neibauer, losing hurler.
John Neibauer of the road-builders
and Frank Wetsch of the seedmen
fielded spectacularly. each cutting off
scoring threats in the outer gardens
with great catches.
Spriggs Big Hitter
Eddie Spriggs, Joe Zahn and Doc
Priske collected all eight hits from
Neibauer, Spriggs getting four hits,
one a homer, in as many attempts.
For the losers FLAG hit twice in three
trips and w. Fisher walked twice and
collected double in three times up.
Although they outhit the BARRIERS
IA to -, the restaurateurs committed
seven errors and Big Ted Meinhover,
their hurler, granted eight free tick
cts to first.
The G. P. men took an early lead
but it was ding-dong affair until
the end. The chefs went to bat for
the last time. trailing Is to 16. After
two runners had crossed home plate,
Meinhover struck out with the win
ming run on third base.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27

Agnes Murphy and DolIie Craig liz
Final Of Women's Golf Tournament
Two Linton Women Reach
Flight Finals in State
Tourney At Minot

Minot, NJ D., July 27.-(F-Miss
Agnes Murphy, jamestown, and Miss
Dollie Craig, Fargo, were to meet in
the 36-hole final match for the North
Dakota Women's Golf Championship
here Thursday.
Miss Murphy Wednesday won her
way to the finals by a thrilling up
victory over Nadine O'Leary, Bis
marck, three times state champion,
while Miss Craig came through with
and win over Miss Alice Dahl
of Valley City.
Final matches in all other flights
were to be played Thursday. They
included:
First flight, Mrs. H. E. Petrie. Lin
ton, VS.. Mrs. Orb Muenz Jamestown:
second flight. Mrs J. j. Murphy, Will
liston, VS.. Mrs. J. g. Hunt, Minot:
third flight, Mrs. A. l.. Cameron, Mi
not, VS.. Mrs. A. T. Peterson, Minot:
fourth flight, Mrs. Glen Parson, Mi
not, VS.. J. R. Pence, Minot: fifth
flight. Mrs. F. j. Pietz Linton, VS.,
Mrs. w. E. Borenc, Minot.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27

in four starts against Tommy Lough-
ran, the Philadelphia dancing master
Risko won over the Philadelphia
by his aggressiveness in their 10
round contest at Mills Stadium We'd
nesday night. In the first round
Risko opened two-handed offensive
that appeared to bewilder the former
light-heavyweight pion. He
rushed Loughran to the ropes under
a heavy body attack, splitting him
with a left hook to the chin for a
count of three. Loughran, however,
pulled himself up at the count of
three and succeeded in untracking
himself in the second and third
rounds to outpoint Risko.
The Cleveland Baker Boy won the
credits of the judges and referee by
his everlasting two-fisted attack to
the body in the remaining rounds.
One Of the Judges cast his vote for
LOughran. The other Judge, however,
and Referee Tommy Thomas favored
Risko.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27

VI. xtCStdu1 dAAVs ODH VAo gu AZ =
Classic BARRIERS. .052 513 x-16 IL 3
Summary: Stolen bases Kiesel 2,
Kanz.. Sacrifices-Larson, TAFT. Home
runs Sattery, Schwartz, Mason. Dou-
BILE plays-Allen to Nicholson. Two
base hits-Allen. TAFT 2, Slattery, Da-
Wis, Beaudoin. Three base hits
Nicholson, Beaudoin 2, Ashlnore. Hits
off Meinhover IL in 6 innings; Oft
Berger IA in innings. Struck out by
l1einhover 8: by Berger l. Bases on
balls off Meinhover 8; Oft Berger 4.
Umpire-George Hays. Scorer-B.
Hummel.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27
Loughran' Beaten
By Johnny Risko
Cleveland Baker Boy Owes VIC
tory to Aggressiveness
Throughout

Chicago, July q. ZAP, Johnny
Risko, the Cleveland Baker Boy,
Thursday held his first ring decision
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27
AMERICAN LECION'S
TETOURNAMENT
Will BEGIN FRIDAY
Semi-FinaIs Scheduled For Sat-
urday Afternoon and Fin
al Tilt Sunday
40 YOUNGSTERS TO PLAY
Roy D. Mleod Of Bismarck and
J. Fred Cline Of Maddox
Will Umpire
A galaxy of 100 junior baseball play

A galaxy of 100 Junior baseball play
ers from all sections of the state
members Of eight district champion
ship nines-began arriving In Bis
rlarck Thursday, prepared to launch
their drives for the championship of
North Dakota in a three-day tourna-
ment beginning Friday morning. The
tournament is sponsored by the Amer
lean Legion
Never before have the teams been SO
evenly matched and never before has
such good baseball been in prospect
FOR the tourney, according to Walter
Sather of Bismarck, tournament man.
ager.
North Dakota S youngsters are rap
idly reaching a point where they play
professional ball. Sather said
in predicting record turnout Of fans
for the seven-game program.
The thud of horsehide against bat
and leather mitts will begin at $50
o'clock Friday, when Enderlin, winner
of last years tournament but who
later was Disqualified crosses bats
with the Dickinson contingent.
Second Game At Noon
At noon Jamestown will face Fargo,
which won the championship in the
second district Wednesday afternoon
by defeating Cooperstown, 1882 cham
pion, in a playoff game Fargo and
Cooperstown had battled 10 innings
to a 6-6 tie last Sunday in the final
game of the district tournament, the
game being halted because of the 6
o'clock Sunday law.
Wednesday Fargo won by 5 to /.
Minot and Esmond will lock horns
at 2:30 p. m. and at p. m. Bismarcks
entry will meet the strong Grand
Forks club In the last of the four
first-round contests.
Winners of the first two FRIDAY
games will clash at p. m. Saturday
in the first and semi final while at 5
winners of the last two Friday skirm-
1shes will battle in the other penulti-
mate.
The final game is scheduled for 2::3O
p. m. Sunday.
Umpires Are Selected
All games will be played at the Bis
marck baseball park, with Roy D. Nc
Leod, athletic director of Bismarck
high school. and j. Fred Cline, COM
manuer of American Legion post No.
1913 1t Maddox, in the capacities as
un1pires.
Adults may see the whole tourna-
ment for 81 or each individual game
for Is cents. Children under Is will
he admitted to each game for 10 cents
each.
Teams arriving here Thursday will
spend the night at the World War
Memorial building, Sather said where
cots have been arranged for them by
the tournament committee.
Profits from the tournament will be
used to finance a trip of the state
champions to the regional tourna-
ment, which is the next step in the
quest for regional, sectional, and ma
tional championship honors.
The tournament is being sponsored
by the American Legion, which an
nually fosters the junior baseball
movement throughout the United
States
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-07-27
Barney Ross Kayoes
Johnny Farr in 9Th

Kansas City, July 27.-(Pp-Barney
Ross OF Chicago, worlds lightweight
champion, needed to go only half the
way in his 12-round bout with john
ny Farr of Cleveland here Wednesday
night to retain his other and less cele-
brated crown, the junior welterweight
title.
Ripping Farr with rights and lefts
from bell to bell. the Chicagoan gain
ed a technical Knockout in the sixth
round when physician for the Mis-
souri, boxing commission ordered the