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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
CAN'T HANDLE 1T

We NAV well view the approach Of prohibition
repeal with trepidation after the sorry spectacle
furnished by the legislature in dealing with the
beer bill. Instead of sober, dignifed handling Of
the matter the public treated to exhibitions
of long and futile wranglng, Of obvious attempts
to make the problem political issue, and PLAIN
cndeavor to make licenses the spoil of politics.
If, on this minor phase Of the liquor question,
our lawmakers succeed only in making frlghtful
mess out of the whole business, what will happen
when they have the larger matters of hard liquor
control to deal with?
Just at the moment they are proving the dry5
case for them.-BostOn Post.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

shoud realize that it is time and past time to be
gin looking toward himself and not to supremely
rich and prodigal Uncle Sam for the necessities
and Injuries of life. The American government
has already become too enthusiastically paternal IN
making loans of money and gifts of toodstufs to
millions of its citizens. This has undoubtedly en-
couraged laziuess and general degeneration of the
bedrock standards of many in the working class
of society.
Any step toward paternallsm or socialism Is
deeply nauseating to every true-blue American
and all vestges of these parasites should be re-
moved root and branch from this broad, Tree and
beautiful land Of OurS.-Beaufort News.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
THOUGHTS OF
A FISHERMAN
By Ike Walton, Rcdivivuo


"Sam," l asked my referee,
"what do you think Franklin
ought to do next"
"Send Congress home, P.D.Q.',
said Sam.
"The honeymoon was over on
April 4th. Hoover got in Dutch
when he let Congress ovcrstay its
time four years ago. Congress re-
minds me of frisky young COW
which has eaten her bcllyful Of
grass in the pasture and then
looks round the fence to see if
there isn't n weak place to break
through and start mischief. They
have done enough for the pres
cnt; first thing you know they will
start TO splitting up and then
goodbye TO the solidarity.'
"But there's lots that ought to
be done still, Sam" ! protested.
eyes and there will be lots
when Gabriel blows his horn, Ike.
Better get a few big things
through and try 'em out, and then
come back next fall after sitting
on the bank with a pole and 4
thinking-cap this summer"
"But he can't make 'om quit rs
easy as he got 'cm started, Sam"
"Tha"S true, but he can just
call in Joe Robinson and jim
Byrncs and tell them he'll vote
every bill from now on except n
motion to adjourn, and that he
won't appoint a man to job un-
ill they quit. They arc already
showing signs Of kicking over.
Joe Bailey and Bob Reynolds anil
Harry Byrd all voted against the
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
NEWSPAPERS OPINIONS
REroucHING UNCLE SANS PORTRAIT

Judging by fhe way many people tablespoonful
ly during the past three years-they think that the
United States government is as rich as Croesus, as
hearted the mythical Santa Claus and as
kind and magnanimous as the Supreme Architect.
They forget that Uncle Sam is not combination
of these three but that the federal government Is
on the other hand made up of over a hundred and
twenty million people like these living right hero
in Carteret county and that the U. s. A. is there
fore NO stronger and no richer than the average of
all these American folks.
We have now come to the point where everyone
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
DAY OF NEW WORDS

This is the era of new words. We used to have
"panics." but now we have dcpressions, moratori-
inns, holidays, etc Many words not commonly
used have been brought out to remove some o.
tho sting and buntness of the expressions our
forefathers uttered in tho rawhidc days Of unvar-
nshed truth and plain speech.
Now the doctors have an expression for mtoN'-
cation Having sampled beer, some Of the leading
authorities declare that a bottle will not produce
drunkenness but will make the drinker danger
ousy Irresponsible"
SO, people will not get drunk on beer You may
see some of them dangerously Irresponsible but
they won't be drunk.
Just responsiblc.-Anderson Is. CO. lndcpcn-
dent.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
THE FOAMING FLOOD
dent.

At last the legislature passes the beer bill and
the governor signs it. 1t now is the law of the
state and grand rush is on to get shipments from
the breweries Interestingly
We now shall see how many good citizens who
have refused to pay taxes house rent, grocery and
other merchandise bills and who have been begging
the legislature to reduce the cost of automobile
tags will have money to spend for 'three point
two" Many of them who could not spare the
money to purchase new frock for the little girl
or new pair of shoes for the boy or hat for the
wife will have plenty of cash to spend for suds'
Very interesting Spartanburg Herald.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

As Turcy hung up in the tree,
"a he cried, I'm safe as can
10. The buffalocs have hi5ap-
2carcd hope they stay away,
Il do not know what maIc
hem rHn. Perhaps they dln IT
iusl for fun. II that's the case,
with buffalocs ! never want to
play"
Tie. whole bunch then dropped
20 the. ground. Said Copy,
whats that funny sound? II
sounds just like a rapids tina: is
gushing very fast.
PERHAPS we'd better rot stay
here. have q bunch there's
trouble near. Let's climb back in
The tree until whatG'cr 1t IS IS
past"
a0H, don't be silly" Scouty
~ said. Soma strange
thoughts pop iuto your head.
lets all SIT down and rest, be-
cause poor Dnncy is tired out
And so thcy aqrattcd on the
ground. Scared Copy started
locking round. All OF n sudden
all the others heard him loudly
shout.
"Look, ! was right! Just
sp2e ahoadi Ms like a rushing
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
TO SUBMIT A NEW
CONSTITUTION TO PEOPLE
WILL BE REVIVED, BELIEF

tic statc-opcratcd compensation
insurance fund, which is being
backed by organized labor and
fought by the insurance compan-
les writing compensation policies,
has been defeated in the senate
by margin of one vote, but
sponsors Of the bill hope to be
able to revive the measure Tues
day, and if the bill is passed
by the senate, it is confidently
expected that the house will give
its approval also. Proponents Of
a state monopoIistic fund claim
that it will not only provide am
pie protection to workers, but
will save the industries Of the
state around Il half million dol
lars a year in lower rates, thru
the elimination Of selling costs
aad overhead now borne by the
insurance carriers.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
Consumption OF
Wealth For War
VIII Be Sought

WASHINGTON, Apr. II OP)
Rep. Thomas O'MalIcy. Dem. Of
Wisconsin. announced last night
that he would introduce in the
house today proposed conStltu-
tionaI amendment fer the con-
script Of property and wealth III
time Of war.
This was represented as 4 coun-
ter move to the McRcynoId5 rcSo-
luton pending in the houS" which
empowers the president 10 place
an embargo on munitions and war
materials. O'MaIlcy said his pro
posal is designed to "takc the
profit out Of war;
lie described the McRcynoId'
resolution as can open door
through which the United States
is inviting another war
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
fREHD THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTUREl

river bed" = Tho MiGErr Mar
jumped to his feet. 1T iS food.
he cried.
"Thc 1uffalocs that Duncl
feared knew it was coming. The!
were Skccrcd. You cannot blam'
the beasts. they simply wishct
10 run and hide"
DY this time =atcr reached their
~ feet. Gee. this is not much
of a treat Wiat can we do?"
Sc6uty. How q. much
deeper will it Get?'
"Oh, it will be too deep for
nc, cause am short, as you can
see" replied The little Midget
Man. Wen ali get soaking wet
Then Windy said, We're tau
enough TO stand Snd fight the
rushing stuff. We'd better boost
She Midget nan high up into
some tree"
perhaps the food will soon be
DER. Then we won't worry any
more" The Midget Man. soon
lifted high. said, my. you're kind
to me"
Copyright, 1888. NEA Service. Incl
(The TIMES prepare TO save n
lot of animals in the ncHt story.>
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
Ivanhoe and lgnace

One day David, whose mind tends
more to mechanics than 1t does to
literature, said to his mother:
"Who is this Ivanhoe | hear them
talking ahout?'
James, Il few years Old, overhear
ing him, BEGAN to laugh and said:
"a great big boy like you and don't
know who lvanhoe is
"Huh," said David, You think
you are so smart. II! bet you don't
know who Ignace ROnifaCe is"
"Why, why" stammercd James
Il think he is a writer"
NO" said his brother, "he isn't
He is a c0lOred boy in my class at
school"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
Negro Is Held
After Shooting G.

Bud Summcy. colorcd, was
brought to the Henderson county
Jail last night after he had shot
and slightly wounded Bill Lynch,
also coIorcd, in fight a Brick
ton.
Witnesses stated that Lynch
Knocked Summcy down after an
argument and that Summcy drew
a gun and shot him.
USE THE WANT ADS.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

The Lord Jesus spoke in the wisdom and power
that cometh from above GAS. 3lO,-wIth "thc
tongue of the learned" lisa 5O-4) and men were
astonished John 1850, for ellis Word was with
power (Luke 4:32).
Have you, reader, ever "sat UNDER the preach
ing OF the Lord Jesus, and felt His power in your
own heart? (Luke 1880. Have you learned from
Him how to speak to the hearts Of others?--Ernest
NJ Wadsworth in S. S. Times. ....s.,.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

No wonder New York is panicky The one VINO
breads revolution most is the one who lives by the
sweat of another's brow.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

You'll notice that amnesia never affects victim
of swell-head. He never forgets who ne is
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
LET HELL IN FIRST

Russian Soviets knock on the doors of Uncle
Sans house asking to be let in to his favor and
recognition.
This is the government that is trying to operate
on the principle that if the individual kicks against
performing prescribed duty the state should beat
him into line--the state is supremacy final and au-
thoritative.
This is the government that has openly an
nounced that it proposes TO see that God is driven
out of Russia in five years.
America could only recognize a state establish
ment like that by becoming prostitute to its own
basic traditions and idealisms.
1t would be just as commendable to recognize
his satanic majesty, presenting himself with his
credentials of fire and birthstone and surrounded
bv his grenaders of hell.-Charlotte Observer.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

The Bureau of Standards has found the perfect
dentifrice 1t eats up tooth in "a hours and then
you have no further bother.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

With one land prosecuting Jews, another Catho-
hcs and another all Christians it isn't hard to tell
who is running the world now.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

Now if they'll keep these new soping radiators
creased the pedestrian can be skidded over the top
out of the way.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

Dreadful thought. Suppose some enemy nation
should slip in agents to offer US something for.
nothing. >-.--..-.4..--fask-iSa II
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

Meanwhile, let's arrange for bank examiners who
won't give a clean bill of health to a corpse.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

Another race that suffers considerable humla-
ton because of Hitler is the human race.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

Don't worry about the debts Posterity is just
around the corner too.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17
BIBLE THOUGHT
JESUS PREACHING

And He taught in their synsgogues.-(ReNd Luke
4:I4-22).
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-17

(Tho TIMES prepare TO save
lot of animals i'm the ncAt story.D
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-12-14
.In-B-Tween


Mr.. and Mrs. K E. Brooks enter
tanned at a dinner last Sunday for Mrs
l.. T. Brooks and sons LaVerne and
Glenn. The occasion was in honor of
Mrs. Brooks birthday
X X
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Fam have moved
onto the Bert Reigle place and Mrs.
Fam will stay there while Mr.. Fam is
away for an indefinite time working for
Mr.. Hendricks.
X
Bert Dana had the misfortune of
getting his arm cut while he was trim
ming the hooves of one of his mules
Mrs. Mary Elliott is on the sick list
this week.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-12-14
Want Ads
TRADE

TRADE
If you have anything you don't want
and want wood, see me for trade.
Townsend, Black Sandbar. 2tpl4
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-12-14

when the system fits the business.
Store" bookkeeping will not work and
check stub bookkeeping is not sufficient
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Keen and Rich
ard shopped in Yakima Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Karl Becht and son
drove to Yakima Friday, returning to
White Bluffs the following day.
X X
Mr. and Mrs. w. j. Kincaid shopped
in Yakima Saturday afternoon, return
ing home in the evening.
Kenneth House and Jay Montgomery
attended meeting of P. p. 81 L. en-
ployees in KenneWick Wednesday even
ing.
DR.. and Mrs. E. F. Newton and Mary
Elizabeth were in Prosser Monday
afternoon. While there Mrs Newton
and Mary visited at the @. H. Young
home.
X
Mrs. Virgil Kern's sister, Mrs. Moore
of Shelton, and her husband and son
returned to their home last week after
a weeks visit. They arrived in White
Bluffs to celebrate Thanksgiving with
the Kerns family
Liberty Hall will be the scene of an
American Legion benefit dance Satur-
day night, December 16. The White
Bluffs band orchestra will play and
there will be other musicians for the
square dances which are so popular
The Legion hopes for good atten-
dance, as the dance is being given to
get the money to complete the pur-
chase of the band boys sweaters.
Mrs. George Barta, Bonnie Moede,
Miss Tommie O'Larey and Ira Hawley
were prize winners at the Womans
club card party last Saturday night.
The party, which was held in the
Grange hail. was attended by about
forty people. At the close of the play
coffee and chicken tamales were served
Mrs. e. F. Newton was in charge of the
supper
A call for discarded toys has been
sent out by the primary department of
the Presbyterian Sunday school so that
no child in the valley will have a
cherries Christmas If your children
have grown tired of some of their play
things or if they are SCARED and no
longer attractive to them, bring them
to the Sunday school or give them to
Mrs. w. j. Kincaid who will see that
they are mended and renewed in time
for Santa Claus visit.
Jack O'Larey left Wednesday on the
first stage of his journey to Washing
ton, D. Co. where he hopes to attend
school. He drove as far as Walla Walla
in the Wilkinson car which he left
with Dudley Wilkinson, whom he Wis
tied for couple of days before going
on to Springfield, Missouri, where he
will spend the Christmas holidays.
Tommie OLarey made the trip as far
as Walla Walla with him, but returned
to White Bluffs in the evening, her
father meeting her in Pasco
A meeting of the American Legion
Auxiliary will be held at o'clock
Tuesday afternoon, December 10, at
the home of Mrs. j. B. Tromanhauser.
All members are urged to attend.
Emily L. Taylor, secretary
CARD OF THANKS
We sincerely thank our neighbors
and friends for their comfort and assis-
lance in our bereavement and thank
the Hanford Grange for conducting the
services and the other Oranges for their
presence and sympathy and wish to
thank all who sent the floral offerings
Mrs Ida Hartmann
Clayton Hartmann.
Want Ads
TRAnE
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-12-14
Mrs. Roberts Recipes
Win Prizes From Paper

The culinary ability of Mrs. R. j.
Roberts has received several honors in
the past months. In response to call
from Miss Mabel Schaeffer Of the staff
Of the Northwest Fruit Grower for re-
cipes using apples, Mrs. Roberts sent
In her recipe for Apple Relish. This
was judged as the first Of the five best
recipes received and Mrs. Roberts was
sent a check for one dollar.
Later Mrs. Roberts sent In a Peach
and Pear conserve recipe and received
for 1t Gillette office knife, She has
very kindly given the Spokesman per-
mission to publish these winning re-
cipes:
Apple Relish
10 apples
pint vinegar
6 green peppers
2 cups brown sugar
6 red peppers
3 onions
2 teaspoonfuls mixed spices
Boil sugar, spices and vinegar for
20 minutes, pour over apples, onions
and peppers and boil for 10 minutes
Seal while hot.
Pear and Peach Conserve
pint peaches
pint pears
3 cups sugar
l cup English walnuts
2 lemons cut up fine
teaspoonfuls mixed spices
Boil all together for 20 minutes. Seal
while hot.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. j. O'Larey were va
kima visitors Saturday.
Mrs. S. G.. Anderson returned Tues
day from Tacoma where she had been
visiting for several months
Mrs. Miles Choate and her son Jess
Brown have moved into the living
rooms back of the barber shop.
X X X
Emil Wagner returned to White
Bluffs Wednesday afternoon from Sc
attic where he had spent week.
X X X
Tom Remy of the Republic Publish
ing company of Yakima was in White
Bluffs for a short time Tuesday on
business.
Members of the White Bluffs Grange
enjoyed an evening of dancing last
Friday, December T. Music was pro-
vided by the Kalkwarf orchestra, at the
Grange hall. A good crowd attended
X X X
When John McFee left for Yakima
last Saturday morning, he took with
him Gloria and Barbara Hawley for a
weekend visit with his family. They
returned early Monday morning.
X
Mr.. and Mrs Pete Strande left
Saturday for Allard where they will
make their home during the winter
with Mr. and Mrs. w. H. Kirby. During
the packing season they lived in White
Bluffs in the quarters back of the bar
Der shop.
Members of the White Bluffs Or
chestra drove to Benton City last Fri
day evening to play for dance given
for the teachers of Benton county by
the county unit of the Educational
Association.
X X Y
The Junior Woman's club held it's
first meeting of this season at the Lu-
theran church Friday, December 8. Due
to the late apple harvest this year, the
November meeting was postponed. Two
meetings will be held in December. The
next will be on Friday Decemher Is at
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-12-14
Around And About White Bluffs
VALUABLE INFORMATION
IS FOUND IN ACCOUNTS

During times like these a farmer is
forced to find ways to reduce expenses
If he is to remain in business. Keeping
a set Of farm accounts is the best way
to make savings in the most efficient
manner, declares e. r. Landerholm, In
sttructor In farm management, WASH
ington State college.
There are several reasons why many
farmers do not keep books. The bust
ness Is seldom large enough to justify
the employment Of a bookkeeper. This
makes 1t necessary for either the far
mer or his wife to keep the books. Very
often neither has any bookkeeping
knowledge, or else the kind Of book
keeping learned does not work on the
farm.
A farm account book must be con-
venient and workable. January ! is
good time to start farm record, be-
lieves Mr.. Landerholm. The department
of farm management and agricultural
economics in cooperation with the ex-
tension service, will be pleased to help
farmers with their accounting prob
lens. Farm accounts are not difficult
when the system fits the business.
Store" bookkeeping will not work and
check stub bookkeeping is not sufficient.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-12-14
CARD OF THANKS

We sincerely thank our neighbors
and friends for their comfort and assis-
lance in our bereavement and thank
the Hanford Grange for conducting the
services and the other Oranges for their
presence and sympathy and wish to
thank all who sent the floral offerings.
Mrs. Ida Hartmann
Clayton Hartmann.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-04-13

The west = soidly behind the administration
in IFS efforts 90 pass the farm bill. 1T Is less con-
ee-ned with details of the measure than with the hope,
demand HAT something be done, and that quickly,
to gre agriculture = chance to get back on its feet.
Tire broad powers TO be conferred upon the
new seeresary Of agriculture by the pending measure,
as this j. written amounts to an economic dictator
ship No one IS Directing to that
1T i MOE claimed by Its sponsors that the mea-
sure wll correct al the His of agriculture. 1T is
claimed rhat flexible powers should be given one re-
s~E0nsibae head to afford opportunity to see what may
Inc done speedily. TO help the farmer.
Eastd credits, lower rates of interest on
debts an actual scaling down of debts. production
eontroA-al these principles are in the pending mea-
sure
The usuai differences among farm organiza-
tAons begin 80 appear They are fortunate. 1t shou..
be remembered that often In times past whine rne
economic doctors quibbled. the pains OF agriculture
increased i'm severity The situation now is more crit
iral thar ever- The west and the northwest want ac-
fian- They arg behind the administration and its pro-
gram for the time being mt Esast-
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-04-13
ARCHER
Edna Lee

U4@ F9akne made d business trip
L I1enfyMt~~i Last SATURDAY.
Mr.. and Mr. Fred L4# ard fszm-
fIy we're eft fer q slea-h TIDE EAS1
SUNDAY and visited ait aa8e Ansza@ 1T
Mr. and Mrs Id Lee IL RE zfaer-
naepn-
Mrs. =. T.. f Nee celebrated h#r
sarh birthday at the hoEae q h@z
Sstn, Emil Noe, en ATsaa H-zh
Mr.. sserrze Ahenrssh and ss@-
George Dr. drove To faemzv waasa Ca
Saturday aud found ttae rgxsAs vsxr
slippery
4 large amount ~ Sa3sx Tell -
rhe Archer vicinity EAp Az1#r Fzrr
If fhe week. which w5a gut 1kT
ground In excellent condition fer
seeding
Mr. and Mrs Clarence MYe-~
spent several days last Rs4h Hzh
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold fsessszen-
Mr. and Mrs EraiI Moe 1ranSzre-
e-l business az the county SEAT Aaz1
Monday
A a. WiEsleR ~ Archer aexxsnn-
panied Charles Garf~sni ~ EzesasznmF
on a trip III FaenfyMss-a aHe 1aF
last week
Jusidy Goodman and Eddie Lee
WE'RE callers mt the Naiae- BH=m
ranch Last Monday
There will he EaSter Services 60
fhe Lutheran church RI Arrher saz
sss@~l Friday at III De5Asek =. m
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1933-04-13
Sidney Has = Program

The fine little city Of Sidney, Montana, thru
its Chamber OF Commerce. has adopted a program
OF activities for the coming year, which should prove
interesting to anv town
Its agricultural committee will help sponsor a
HI club and school exhibit fair to be held at the
fairgrounds
Its athletic and play grounds committee will CO.
operate with fe kiwanis club in a swimming pool
and a permanent location for IN athletic field.
BeT Scouts are TO be aided, there is to be a
Eard and garden contest n lot Of new road signs are
10 b. erected: women's clubs are to be aided in a hot
lunch project for the city schools. rail rates are to re-
ceive attention, a father and con frolic is being ar
ranged. road work and bridge construction Is to be en-
eoursgrd to aid the unemployed.