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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

OF course the TIMES had real
~ fun, as lots OF circus stunts
were done. Said Quincy, Catch
the zebra! l will show you how
to ride. >.
"The squirrel who rode him
was real good. He did the very
best he could, but l will do much
better. Bring the beast right to
ny side" o,
The Midget Man said, "All
right, lad, but this may turn out
rather sad. The zebra'S some
times frisky. He may flop you 10
the ground"
Then Scouty shouted, LET him
try. He'll learn his lesson BY and
by." And, while wee Quincy
mounted, all the TIMES gathered
round.
OFF went the zebra, like a fash
" Poor Quincy knew his bunch
was rash. lie grabbed the Wild
beast by the neck and tried TO
hang on tight.
His little feet flew way up high
until he thought they'd touch the
sky. Don't let co." shouted
Copy, land | think you'll be all
right"
This lasted for a little while.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
PASS SENTENCES IN
FLORIDA ATTACKS

MIAMI. Fla, Apr. u. - (UP)
Sentence Of ten years in the state
penitcntiary wac passed yesterday
against Mrs. Frcida J. Riley. con-
victed Of attacking Mrs. Adelaide
Doing Stork, former wife of Gin
ton Warner StOrk, Baltimore mil"
li0nairc.
Mrs. Stork was attacked by
Mrs. Riley, her son Bernard and
James Duffy in Mr.. SCork's
apartment whore Mrs. Riley's for
MGR husband. Bart Riley, was Wis
ting Mrs. Stork. Riley is
prominent Miami attorney.
Duffy was SENTENCE to seven
years on charge Of aiding and
abetting Mrs. Riley in tic attack,
and Bernard Riley was given a
suspended sentence for three
months and ordered on probation
from day to day hereafter, with
the proviao that he lead quiet
and orderly life.
Judge +. C. Collins Of criminal
court warned Bernard and Mrs.
Riley that if either Of them break
their promise by attacking Riley
or Mrs. &sork, formal sentence
viii he imposed against the youth.
Tbeye &c no substitute for
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
sELF-SUSTAINING FARMERS

The department of agriculture predicts that
American farmers during this year will produce a
far higher proportion of their own foodstuffs than
has been the case for many years.
An ever-increasing percentage Of farmers, the
department has found, grinding their own
-four keeping more eggs and milk for home use,
canning and preserving more fruits and vegetables
and Strengthening more animals for their own con-
sumption.
Although this development brought about
by hard times, it probably represents healthy
trend The one-crOp farmer, who buys all his food
at the village grocery and turns his farm into a
kind of factory for the production of one staple
commodity, is especially vulnerable to any depres-
sion The farmer who raises his own food is at
least sure that he will never go hungry. And that,
in times like these through which we have been
passing is assurance worth having.
More and more are we coming to this in our
own Southland where climatic conditions are so
favorable for crops of greater variety. About the
one crop home there is to be found little by way
of garden orchard poultry and dairy products for
home consumption and surplus SALE while there
are to be found all of these about the home where
variety is the rule and crop is not prevalent.
In own home county have found the way
to better living, and by common practice We are
better off than in some localities with which some
of us are more or less Notwithstanding Post.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

The Midget Man then, with J
smile, said, well, the lad mas
had enough. l guess I'll hali
this ride"
He promptly made the zebra
stop. Gee, am tired enough to
drop" SAID Quincy, as he slid of.
Thank you, sir! You saved my
hide"
TWO elephants stood right
l. nearby and. Mister Midget
Man SAID, II will now put on
little act that's really hard to do.
eve practiced Tor long. long
time. Right on the elephants Iii
climb. You lads are COINS to see
a wondrous stunt, before In
through"
In lust about minute lie was
standing, proud as he could De-
with one foot on each elephant.
And then he cried, "Giddap!"
The elephants began to run
which made the old man cry
What fun" Hes mighty
CLEVER" Windy yelled. Come on,
lads, start TO clap"
Copyright, 1898. NEA Service. 1nc.)
1.-TWO CRATES and monkey %
1000, .,pnfc In tho ncyt story,
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
THOUGHTS OF
A FISHERMAN
By Ike Walton, Redivivus

"What did you think out about
my thousand dollars, Sam |
asked next day, after we got set
tied on the creek bank.
"Hcrc it is Ike. believe you
said you and Mrs. Walton are go
ing to take an ocean trip early
next fall, so you must invest in a
way not to need your personal
attention - something that will
take care Of itself in your abb
sence.
"Wel, you sec that piece Of
upland there, between the creek
and the toe Of the mountain?
"You mean that old gully land,
where the brian patches and sass
afras bushes?
eyes. There is about an acre
there. At present it yields you
about two dollars year-the net
value Of blackbcrries after pay
ing for the picking, and whatever
you think sassafras tea is worth,
Suppose You got a net revenue Of
a hundred dollars n year ont Of
il. what would it be worth?
"Wcll, bonds at five per cent
wouli have to bear q face value
of two thousand dollars, Sam.
Then you could afford to
spcnC a thousand dollars on that
acre, if it should yield you q
L. i. l. L Ey,Is rNNsn fNt
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

pulvcri2c it. Buy 200 pullcts and
let them scratch over it and eat
Wccd-sccds and bugs. Then plant
it in cabbage about June 10th,
Sell your cabbage and pullcts be-
fore You sail for the Caribbean.
Put another coat Of fertilizer like
the first before You sail and SOW
il in rye and cover it and leave
it till you get back. Keep your
accounts, and see if it won't
pay. Nobody will steal that dirt,
Ike. 1t is above flood level, too.
It will he there when you get
back, and it will net you a hun.
drcd dollars per annum for the
rest Of your life"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
Apostle
viii go ON Trial
Charge Defendant unsym-
pathetic to Tithing

INDEPENDENCE, Mo-, April
27. - CUP. II Five elders have
been named by the general con
ference of the Church of Christ
to try Apostle C. N. Heading,
Centralia, Wash.
Apostle Heading is charged
with being out of sympathy with
the church on tithing and plans
for erection of a 100000 temple
on the Temple lot here in ac-
cordance with purpOrted divine
revelations to the late Otto Fet-
ting, then an apostle in the
church.
The five elders are Henry
Johnson, Cameron, Mo-; John
Sweem, Hamilton, Mo-; r. M.
Maloney, Oklahoma City; J. f.:
Bozarth, Warrensburg, Mo-; and
Charles Ballantyne. Lamont, la.
They will make their own decl-
sion regarding time and place OF
meeting.
Apostle B. c.. Flint says Apos-
tie Heading has asked the chufch
to discard the revelations of Fet-
ting. The latter said an angel
messenger appeared to him at his
home in Port Huron, Mich, more
than 20 times, on each occasion
revealing message regarding
affairs on the Temple Lot here.
Some excavating has been done
since the church first accepted
lettings revelations in April,
1928, and funds are available for
the building.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
BY RODNEY BUTCHER
NEA Service Writer

WASHINGTON - The tOpSy-
w turviest Of all the table-tUTn-
ms that have been effected in
lhb new deal administration is
The appointment of John Collier
as commissions of Indian affairs.
large number of Indian Blu
,cm employees find themselves in
tho position or q fellow who sud
delIy learns that his most hated
emmy has become president Of
his company. Some Of them are
Attempting TO persuade John Col
lie that they were his best
frinds all along, but many others
arc looking around for another
jOE
or 10 years Collier has been
thCsCOurge OF the Indian Bureau.
He has attacked it ably and eff
fetively, exposing the political
mGhiue which made Indian adj
milistration national scandal,
an, publiCizing the conditions
which have been forcing the In
dian through a slow and miser-
abe process of destruction. His
nff,rts drove the Indian commits
sicler OF the Harding and Cool
idp administrations from public
offte. But the old machine stayed
onand there was little improve
met.
he Indian Bureau officials
fought back at Collier, too. They
,albd him all kinds of names,
usully merely embellishing the
assertion that Collier was liar,
anddid what they could to keep
friads of the Indians from con-
tri1ting to his American In
5ia, Defense Association. FL
naly the members of the ma
,hie engaged in "a last hysteri-
,al affort to block Golfers ap-
noitment. And now they realize
har anyone in responsible posi-
ionwho hasn't demonstrated an
,ttiude of sympathy and human
~ oward Indians is likely to be
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
There is no substitute for
newspaper advertising.
STOMACH SUFFERERS
MARVEL AT NEW
3-MINUTE. RELIEF

People who have suffered for
years from stomach agonics are
mcrveling at he quick relief Of
Bisma-RcX, a new, misunderstanding
POWDER And its comfort is
lasting, toe! 1t acts four ways.
NeutraIiZcs excess acid; relieves
stomach Of gas; soothcs mem
branes; and aids digestion. Get
Bisma-ReX today at The Justus
and Rose Pharmacies, RcXaIl drug
stores. adv.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
.KICKAPOO INDIANS
RENEW OLD CUSTOMS

POWHATTAN. Kan, April 27.
(UP). - The Kickapoo Indians,
faced with their own farm prob
lens on their reservation here,
are turning to their knowledge of
former years in an effort to keep
happy.
They have revived the use of
milkwccd as Il table dish.
They say that if the tops are
cut from the milkwced Just be-
fore the blooms appear, they can
be boiled, or fried in lard, and
make . satisfactory food. The
miIkwccd tips also can be dried
and saved for 'aft"r-scason use,
according to the KickapOos.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
ONE BOARD MEMBER FOX
EVERY TWO TEACHERS

WASHINGTON, AprlI q. lUID
For every two school teachers IN
the United States, there IS Il
school board member, according
to the federal education office.
It is estimated a total of III
600 school districts, AZ, O0O
school board members, and $780,
$40 publc school teachers.
In Illinois. Iowa, Kansas, Mchi-
gan. Minnesota, Missouri, Ne
braska, Texas and Wisconsin
school board members number IN
each instance 10000.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

on wall on a pile Of miscellaneous
and departed in the car
for Macon.
A state prison guard heard the
motor start and squad of guards
started in pursuit. Harvey eluded
Macon police who awaited him
five miles outside the city limits,
but he was captured under a
house on Macon'S south side after
his automobile broke down.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27
BIBLE THOUGHT
SEVEN INDISPENSABLE THINGS

SEVEN INDISPENSABLE THINGS
1. Without SHEDDING OF BLOOD is no rcmis-
sion. (Heb. 9:22).
g Without FAITH it is impossible to please
God. (Heb. II :6).
2 Without HOLINESS no man shall see the
Lord. (Heb. 124.
4. Without WORKS faith is dead. flames 2:26).
). Without LOVE I am nothing. Il Cor. 1919.
6. Without CHASTISEMENT We are not Sons.
Heb. 12:S).
:. Without ME (Jesus) yc can do nothing
John 1859.
''He that abideth in Me and I in him, the same
bringeth forth much fruit; for without Me ye can
do nothing"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

France plans to spend millions in propa,
ganda to get Americans to believing once
again that she is swell country. Millions
forsthe dense, but not cent for creditors.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Dispatch from Germany says an editor
who cartooned Hitler unfavorably has
been taken into protective custody" By
the Nazis. Who, we presume, will then
give him benevolent beating.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Speech may be silver, and silence gold,
but paper money seems to be doing all the
talking these days.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Bill aims to save the government $4,000
a day by cutting down free copies of the
Congressional Record now given members,
Saw. who made that crack, Talks cheap"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Hot time promised in Senate investiga-
ton of private banking firms. Wonder if
it'll be hot enough to thaw out any of the
frozen assets?
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Diplomat suggests France pay up in one
lump sum. She will probably refuse to
pay at all, and we can lump it.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Stocks certainly fell down far enough.
1t oughtnrt to be a surprise to see them go
Boom"
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

Kansas preacher writes 1000 words on i
postcard. No wonder they're thinking OF
reducing the rate to two cents.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

That is, aircraft can sink battleshps if the ships
are considerable enough to appear only in good
flying weather.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

SO people think better after eating And some
of them even think themselves better after eating
at certain places.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

The trouble seems to be that anybody slick
enough to fool suckers is also slick enough to fool
jures.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

There's one way to disarm gangsters Let the
wife of machine gun victim win a $4,000 suit
against the firm that provided the guns "ar
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-04-27

There is no substitute for
ewspaper advertising.
Evening star., 1933-11-15

This lovely powder adds
daintiness and charm to your
personality. A fresh supply
that arriv d recently is
being reduced for a One-Day
selling. AT a price like this you
can afford severall
Evening star., 1933-11-15

A dark, serviceable brown, checkered
in small treads, and fitted with over
hanging lip for front of step.
They're tough. They're well made.
They're priced right. We expect a
complete sell-out, so order earlyl
HOUSEWARES-2ND FLOOR
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-16

provides the unemployed with a I monthly order of staple foods, de- livered by grocery firm under contract, fresh milk and grocery orders. This combination takes in- to account not only the problem of a diet adequate to maintain health and growth, but also the dietary habits of the varied peo- ples to which it is furnished and the amount of work which they are performing as well.
 The general monthly rations of staple groceries on the list of the Cook county bureau of public well fare, for instance, differs distinctly from the rations which are pro- vided for a southern or northern Italian, a Jewish and Polish, a Sicilian, a Mexican, diabetic or a diabetic Jewish family. Calcu- lations are made according to the number of persons in each family, and the diet differs for men and women and for persons if different ages, and takes into account whether they are unemployed, do- ing light work, doing moderately hard work. or performing hard muscular labor.
 Canned Foods Important
 It is not possible to publish the full lists of the monthly rations and of all the commodities which can be purchased on the grocery orders of the unemployment relief service of the Cook county bureau of public welfare, but canned foods play an important part in this work.
 Those included in the various rations are unsweetened evaporated milk, tomatoes, peas, cut string beans, cut beets, fresh lima beans, salmon, sardines, pork and beans, dried carrots, sauerkraut, mack erel, red kidney beans, cut mixed vegetables, apple sauce and beans in tomato sauce.
 orders are cut beets, cut carrots, peas, sauerkraut, spinach, string | beans, tomatoes, tomato sauce concentrate salmon, sardines and unsweetened evaporated milk. Every Precaution
 Every precaution is taken in this relief work to make 1t clear that the various monthly rations of staple groceries are not a com pleted' ration. and that other foods will need to be added, particularly fruits, vegetables and milk. That Is where the grocery orders come In. From these the recipients can choose any of the foods listed which they prefer. The rations are varied from month to month. Valuable information is also giv- en to the unemployed on the uses and values of the various foods. Under the heading "Milk," for in- stance, this information says in part:
 "Milk should be the foundation
 of every diet. Money spent for milk will bring a greater return in nutritive value than money spent for any other food. Un- sweetened evaporated milk is just as nutritious as fresh milk. Tn many communities it is cheaper than fresh pasteurized milk. When this is the case, it should consti- tute at least half the milk supply of the family. One tall can GA 1-2 oz) of evaporated milk, when
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-16

diluted with an equal amount of water, has the same food values as a quart of pasteurized bottled milk"
 That part of the information under the heading vegetable" which is devoted to canned vege- tables states:
 Canned vegetables, such as peas, spinach and beans, may be used when fresh vegetables are not ob- tainable or when they cost less than the fresh product. Only standard grades of canned foods should be used. Choice and fan cy' grades are more expensive and no more nutritious than the stand ard grades. Diced carrots and beets and cut string beans are cheaper than the canned whole vegetables. A number or 4 sifted pea should be used rather than the smaller, more expensive grades"
 Only the High Spots
 This story has touched only a few of the high spots of the relief work being done by the Cook county budeau of public welfare, and has mentioned nothing hut the canned foods. The whole dietary has been worked out, with all the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-16
Secret of Mixing
 Salad Dressing
Relatively Large Amount . NOf Oil and Small Amount
 of Vinegar

Is The ideal dressing is a smooth though temporary-blend of a rel atively large amount of oil with relatively small amount of vinegar | Cor lemon, grapefruit or orange | juice) with various condiments and I seasonings. It should be highly savory in flavor, tart but not acid: 1 and, at the moment when it is put on the salad, of a cloudy, almost q creamy. consistency, perfect emulsion.
 A standard hasic recipe for French dressing is: : | 2 tablespoons vinegar Cor lemon.
 grapefruit. or orange juice)
 6 tablespoons oil
 | 1 teaspoon salt
 l Z teaspoon pepper
 | Some salad experts insist that you should dissolve the dry ingre- dients in the vinegar Cor other acid fluid) and then beat the oil in slowly with forg, a little at time, allowing the mixture to rest a few minutes between beating in- tervals. Others merely measure the ingredients into.a jar with a closely fitting top and then shake them together until they are thor oughly blended. As matter of fact the results from each method are the same. The ingredients will not stay blendid, of course. since oil and vinegar Cor other acid
 iuidD will not mix any more read fly than oil and water. Which is why French dressing must always be used very soon after it is mixed. or else given a fresh beating Or i, shaking just before using. | We all have our pet variations on the basic French dressing re- | cipe. Among the most popular are: Roquefort Dressing-add 8 tablespoons Roquefort cheese crumbled in small pieces. Chiffon ade Dressing-add E tablespoon each of chopped parsley. chopped onion, chopped hard cooked egg and 2 tablespoons chopped cooked beets. Vinaigrette Dressing-Add
 ls tablespono of tarragon vinegar l for F tablespoon of the vinegar, | x tablespoon each of chopped sour pickle. chopped green pepper chopped parslay. and + teaspoon l chopped onion.--By Beulah VI GiIIaspie in McCall's Magazine for lJuly.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-16
GAINED FOODS
 HELP IN SUMMER
Luncheon Tongue, Spiced Luncheon Meats, and
 Other Delicacies
GOOD FOR PIcNTCS

8 This summer why not let some- one else be responsible for the cooking of your meats. With the excellent quality of prepared meats in tins and glass on the market there is no need for any woman spending a pleasant afternoon ln- doors.
 Ham is always especially popu- { lar during the summer months and you will find it packed in con- yenient square cans in three sizes averaging approximately 1 1-2 lbs, 3 lbs, and 6 lbs. This Ham is all ready cooked, ready for slicing to sbe served as a cold meat or in a sandwich. If hot dish is prefer red it can be relocated in a moder- ate oven after sprinkling with brown sugar and dotting. with whole cloves. or you can serve it Following any of your favorite ham receipes.
 Luncheon tongue, spiced lunch \ con meats, Vienna sausage, potted and deviled meats are especially nice for quick luncheons and for picnic sandwiches. With a few cans Of these meats on your supply shelf or in. your refrigerator, you are ready for any emergency.
 Picked Pigs feet are popular choice for cold supper, but they sare also attractive if served hot. Drain the pigs feet and roll them sin dry bread crumbs, then dip in beaten egg, and roll in crumbs a. gain. Melt a tablespoon of bacon dripping in a skillet and when hct add the breaded pigs feet. Brown on both sides and serve as soon as heated through.
 Ham loaf is another prepared meat in tins which enjoys de- served popularity because it is equally delicious whether served .4hot or cold and can be used for luncheon, dinner, or supper.
 There is one meat which we al-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-16

to change your techniQus in nalad making if you decide Co shift ths courses around a bic. Any salad which you would ordinarily serve after the main, course fs appro- priate as e first course. Salad serv- ed in this western manner is both an appetizer and . salad. Besides you can be certain that every member of the family win eat his 60 lad
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-16

ways include in our summer menus because of it's versatility-slick dried beef It is often. called the there meal meat because 1t can be served from morning until night. Creamed, frizzled,, or combined with vegetables it is always just right.
 If you haven't discovered the many attractive dishes you can prepare with canned ,corned beef you have a pleasant surprise await ing you. Chilled and sliced it makes a most appetitzing cold meat plate, or it can be quickly served in any number of hot dishes.