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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14

.'Eave you an idea?" asked Carol
meekly.
'sListen." Trixie was prancing
now. 1--WE stick him in bed. Your
bed"
"oh, no you don't"
Don't get excited. You sleep
with me-"
"Oh."
"And when hc wakes up,e de-
clared Trixie, twill we have him
where we want him? Will he do
exactly as we want him to do? Ask
me, win he?"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14

attend to-"
Polly stared open-eyed at the
we've gone too far" she gasped.
mo" said Brad. Its only tho
beginning" Then he stepped closer
to the bed and addressed his
sleeping brother directly.
"My dear brother" he began. $50
you'll stop my income, will you?
Won't let me marry Polly, will
you? Listen, old fellow. You don't
Know 1t vet, but you're. going to
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14

Jack Holt Is the great-great-
grandson Of the late Chief Justic
John Marshall Of the United States
supreme court.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14

Industrial activity in the Neither
lands continues to incease.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14

A motor transport service Is to
be started between IraQ ana Hejas,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14

booked for Friday and Saturday
are George Arliss in THE Work
ing Man" and William Boyd In
Lucky Devils"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14
CHAPTER TX
Slepeing in Strangs Beds

whats the matter with hma" demanded Trxe when she
made sumpd figure Of j. Lawrence Bradford ehse
lounge Sleeping sieknessl"
"EIe passed out" explained Carol catch in her voice
Trxe was indignant and then thoughtful.
"Say-a-ay." she began
"Say WHAT" demanded Carol
'FIave I an idea? Ask mel Have n idea?"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

Neither Europe nor Asia win start
another war, unless they have gone
mad. And If they have, my advice
to our country is to keep our sanity
and stay out Of it-Wor1d Court JUS
tice Frank B. Kellogg.
* * y
Life without imagination would be
like the bare walls of a vacant room
intolerable. Henry Gerguson ("Prince
Michael Romanoff'').
X X X
The declining birth rate in America
is q social menace that can be cor
rected only by revival Of religion
and an adequate conception Of morals
-Msgr. John A Ryan, Catholic UNI
versity Of America.
Any man who wants to pay q dol
lar debt with 50-cent dollar is not
Ihonest.-Senator James A. Reed Of
Missouri.
i \ \
Having been professor Of econom-
les myself, recognize in President
Roosevelt master Of this science
DR.. Gabriel Terra, president Of Uru-
quay.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Acne and X.rays

In your helpful monograph on
"BIackheads and Pimples'' you mem
ton the value Of x-ray treatments In
many cases. Must one go to hospi-
tai for such treatment? Is. r. L.
Answer-No, your physician should
give such treatment. One skin spe-
cialist, summarizing his experience.
says my statistics show that X-rays
will permanently cure 81 per cent Of
unsolicited cases (of acne) In four
months or less without injury to the
skin. Without X-rays the percentage
Of cures drops below co."
Freedom Of the Hips
I enjoy the freedom and ease that
comes with discarding Of restricting
garments, especially girdles and cor
selets. But many friends tell me my
figure will spread and become ll1gain-
~ about the hips If I go without ade-
quate support Mrs. G. K)
Answer-By emitting the artificial
supports you train you own muscles
to support you, and nothing heater or
more graceful in the way Of girdle,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
Import Quota Slash
Is Planned by France

Paris, Dec. 28-(P-A cut In French
quotas to a basis of IS per cent Of the
present allotments, to, swell French
commerce and reduce the deficit in
the balance OF trade, will be put into
effect the first Of the new year, min
lister of commerce Laurent Eyenac
announced Thursday.
The commerce minister said nego-
tiations with other countries, looking
to complete Encouragement of quotas
about the same time. The French
plan is to use this curtailed import as
a leverage for striking new bargains
abroad.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
Finding Recompense for
A Vital T.OsS

One Of the hardest things any mar
|can be asked to do Is to find some
meaning In the acute personal tragedy
that arises from the loss Of q loved
one. Such loss always seems cruel
unjust, reasonless: often it Is . long
time before one can regain his old
faith In the rightness Of the world
because Z world in which such . loss
can happen seems blind and sense
less.
But we all have to face such
tragedies, at one time or another.
and we have to fight our way back
afterward: and sometimes 1t helps to
know how other people have met the
test and solved the problem.
The newspapers recently carried Z
story about just such case.
Probably you saw it. A Kentucky
doctor, . quarter century ago. had
to stand by helpless and watch his
small child die Of an infection Of the
tonsils.
Surgical technique for removing
the tonsils Of babies suffering with
high fever had not been perfected:
there was nothing the young father
could do to save his child's life.
After it was over. he devoted all
his efforts to develop such a tech
nique. He worked hard and studied
hard and mastered the job he had set
for himself.
The other day . dramatic incident
showed how the fruits Of those years
Of endeavor are being reaped.
A New York woman, who once had
served - this doctors nurse, and
knew about his especial skill in his
chosen field, had sick baby baby
suffering from Just the kind Of infec-
ton that had killed the doctors child
Is years before.
Her own doctor dared not operate.
She telephoned the Kentuckian.
He hurried to New York by air.
plane, performed the operation-and
the child today Is well again.
Now this, Of course. 10 an extreme
illustration. Few Of US are In . posi-
ton where 1t Is possible for us to
build . life Of service directly on our
bitteregt loss. Yet there usually can
b some sort Of parallel for us.
We can ct the very least draw SYM
pathy and : knowledge OF life from
our tragedies. We can build those
qualities into our personalities, and
We can be wiser and drawer and kind
e. Is q result.
And, sooner or later. those qualities
win enable US to make the world q
little bit better for the people about
u.
Our loss need not be entirely bar
rem. We cannot still the ache easily,
but we can draw strength and wis
dom from cur suffering.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

70 victory. Has he no feeling for all
the critics who have been saying he's
through?
No matter how high Com
mander Settle thinks he can 60
with that shakespeare balloon Of
his, he should realize that even
tually he'll have to come down to
earth.
X 4 X
Now we learn that flrs may cause
hay fever. We weren't so sure Of that,
although we knew furs have brought
teares to many a woman's eyes.
Copyright, 1888, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
NRA-NO RATS ALLOWED
Barbs

England's vice admiral, the Hon.
Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-
Ernle-Erle-Drax, was q u. 8. visitor.
A good way to make up for all the
Englishmen who can't visit US.
\ = *
Guglielmo Marconi, now in
this country, will admit he's re-
SponSible for the radio But don't
blame him for the programs.
4 = 4
Babe Ruth ended the baseball sea-
son by pitching and batting his team
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

They were apprehended by the
sheriff at Grand Forks in connection
with fire that destroyed barn and
demolished five sets Of harness, two
loads Of oats and load Of hay on the
farm Of George Weise, another rela-
tive, in the Barvas district east of
here. Oct, IL.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

corset or corSelet has been discovered
Well trained muscles keep the figure
trim and resilient. The way to do is
omit the support a little longer each
day or each week. until you feel COM
Portable without it at all times.
Copyright 1888, John F. Ollie Co..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
HOW A QUACK DOES HIS SPADE
WORK

We heard q broadcast claiming that
Medical Diathermy will cure most ALL
ments due to Rheumatism. Gout,
Lumbago, etc. We were deeply in
terested because a member of our
family has suffered three years with
pains in legs I sent letter
to the uet us call it, Health Building
Institute explaining the case, and they
sent representative to demonstrate
the machine. He explained that when
applied to the affected part the ma
chine produces an internal heat
which induces the blood to circulate
more actively in the veins. He dag
nosed the case as simply due to poor
circulation in the legs. Also he said
that il it is not attended to Sciatica
may result or collapse Of the veins
which may make amputation neces-
sary. You may well imagine. DR..
Brady, how We felt when we heard
this. But he told us the condition is
still durable. only We must decide
quickly whether to rent or buy the
machine. The price seems exorbitant
but that would be secondary con-
sideratiOn If it cures P. CD
So far as the application OF dia-
thermy is concerned apparatus at
least as efficient as such use requires
may be bought outright for approx
mately the sum this faker would soak
the gullible people for months rent
al!
Notice how the quack machinery
works.
First, the renegade physician or the
trick doctor" who has just come by
the title as aristocratic gentlemen
used to come by the title Of Colonel
down south, goes into q huddle with
himself or another bird Of his feather
and adopts some such imposing name
as clinic" institute" certified med
ical specialists" or national health
builders" Then the impersonal firm
or corporation buys some time on the
air, from gyp radio stations. If
thousand persons listen to the PRO
gram" the chances are that one or
two will be taken in and these hooked
suckers must pay for the whole works,
if the racket is to be going one.
Notice how the representative
sent by the takers threw scare into
the poor simple dupes. He made the
aches in grandpa's legs pretty serious
and when they still hesitated to hand
over their loose change he added the
threat that unless they shelled out II
! a hurry Gramp would be stamping
around yelling for expensive new ar
should pay no particular attention
to this inquiry were it not for the fact
that I have promoted diathermy, both
medical and surgical, with all the en-.
; thusiasm the method of treatment
deserves. Now I wish to warn al
readers against the Vaccinations Of
charlatans who seek to exploit credu-
. louS laymen on the strength Of thu
good name have given this method
OF treatment. In many instances the
application Of diathermy by the ply
sician will give grateful relief to pair
and soreness In such cases as the cor.
respondent mentions, but do not be.
lieve that diathermy will cure such
illnesses. If it Is used at all It Is but
. q minor part Of the treatment requir.
ed to bring about recovery.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

One Of the battles looming for the
coming session Of congress u that
centertng around . proposal to pro-
hibit packers from buying livestock
direct from the producer.
The matter has been agitated for
= long time and recently was the
subject Of Z special meeting Of farm
srs at Omaha at which some bitter
things were said about the practices
Of the packers.
Backing the movement and leading
The agitation are various cooperative
marketing agencies which insist that
farmers do better when they send
their stock to one Of the big centers,
thereby getting tho advantage Of Z
competitive market.
Their story Is that the local buyer
has no direct competition Tor thu
cattle, hogs or sheep and 20 the
FARMER has no way Of knowing
whether he could obtain q better
price elsewhere. He Is under no CON-
puldou 70 sell. but his information Il
limited and no = subjected to what
ever powers Of inducement the Local
buyer may have.
In many cases. packers maintain
agents ct minor concentration points
These buy one hog or . carload and
when they have enough to make ~
. Car, send them In for slaughter
Bismarck has no agency buyers bu1
there Is one ct Mandan Who might
be affected II : federal prohibttioe
we're enacted.
Many farmers are IN favor Of TIN
2. ,osed change and many politt.
c IS will support it, even though
they may have difficulty In squartne
their stand with their ancient prin.
ciples. These commit them to o.
unrelenting fight against middlemeu
handling farm products.
This issue VIM reverse the process
since most farmers would have e
consisn their stock to agents ct thu
central marhets Il the buying agent
pr local buyer were eliminated.
To the average individual, nnina
Formed but seeking light, + y hard
. determine whether the proposal n
one IN the interests o. commission
firms seeking business or one IN the
interest Of the producer. Doubtless
ell pertinent data on this phase will
Come to light II and when the pro-
oosed BIZ comes 10 issue In congress.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

"A these fast-moving days, It
seems, one has to Judge the stability
q ! government II hs would DO hust-
fbess With Il.
! News dispatches Wednesday car
lied the announcement that tho Gu
ban government q President orau
San Martin win refuse b pay bonds
issued by the Aachado regime to the
Chase National Bank Of New York
"a the ground that Machado was not
1egitimately Ia control a Tho Cuban
governmental machinery ana hence
the debt should b outlawed.
The Chase Nationals dealing with
Cuba were aired at some length BY
senate investigators and they were
unsavory. Relatives Of Machado were
put ON tho banks payroll IN order
that It might get tho business. Con-
SESSIONS were made n the way Of re-
bates to certain Cuban officials and
material factors were overlooked
having to do with the soundness Of
the securities.
But these were crimes against the
American investing publio not
against the Cuban government. Il IS
possible that the loans should not
have been granted because q the
methods used to oonsummate the
deal. A sounder reason. In % far IS
the public is concerned. b that the
bonds were essentially unsouud and
rot backed by the security that was
claimed for them.
There can be no other interprsta-
ton of San Martins attitude than
that he is attempting to run out"
on a debt on q rather speciouS pre-
text. It is an open secret that Ameri-
can pressure ousted Machado from
control in Cuba and gave San Martin
opportunity to rise to power. For
him now to lay an added burden on
American investors Is unfair and not
conducive to good relations. Espousal
Of this principle opens the way for
reputation Of debts on alleged moral
grounds whenever the fancy strikes
q nation which has sustained Q
change in government personnel.
Beside this stand, tho attitude Of
the Bolsheviks In refusing to pay
Czarist debts was pink tea stuff.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
ArsOnists Sentenced
To Canadian Prison

Yorkton, Sask., Dec. 28.-(R-Jail
sentences Of a year and two months
were given here Wednesday to Martin
Weise and Walter j. Weise, respect
lively, by Magistrate A. Mcdonald
The two recently were brought to
Yorkton from Grand Forks, N. D., and
pleaded guilty to charges of arson.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
Member Of Audit Bureau q
Circulation
Member Of The Associated Press

Member OF The Associated Press
The Associated Press Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
Of all news dispatches credited to 1t
or not otherwise credited In this
newspaper and also the local news Of
spontaneous origin published herein.
All rights Of republication Of all other
matter herein are also reserved.
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(SarRent County Nevsl

NA& eut OOuuCy NcWS)
Poor "Adolph"-the fellow who UNI
der q previous administration was be-
sieged by state inspectors from morn
til night seems to have gotten no re-
lief at all and with q brand new
governor, and peachy one at that.
according to the Inspectors finds
himself elbowing his way into his
place Of business these days with so
many inspectors gathered at the door
that he nearly collapses before he
gets inside to be checked up for many
things which he must be checked up
on, pay licenses for and abide by.
"Adolph" didn't like all that stuff
under the guidance Of the other ad-
ministration but "Adolph" hadn't
seen nuthin' yet. He was promised
weren't We all?) anyway, he was
promised that he wouldn't be pestered
from morn til night by a horde OF
Handwriting inspectors who would
tell him what q fine government we
had, and what q splendid governor
We have-well, things were just going
to be different, that's all, because the
new governor was going to do away
with inspectors almost - and
~Adolph" could 80 about his bust
ness without being bothered.
OF course, nobody was certain away
back in those days Of campaign prom
ises whether the golden fluid would
flow In Sorth Dakota. and naturally
didn't anticipate q flow of beer in.
spectors. But it's here and so are thu
inspectors. In fact, the inspector!
are here in stronger numbers thar
81, and humping into each othel
every once In while. Recently
beer inspector inspected the "Adolphs'
in the beer business in Mayville ant
within m hour another inspector ar
rived and went through the entire
rigamarole again. Probably figuree
that Adolph didn't realize what !:
really fine governor We have or tina
they would not take the first inspec
tors word for It.
| But the beer inspectors are Just ,
small part Of the inspector army
Originally there were to be but sever
inspectors IN the state working unde,
the Regulatory Department. Lates
reports are to the effect that ther,
are close to ninety inspectors In al
departments, and the Regulatory De
APARTMENT was established by the leg
islature for the purpose Of coordinat
iug Ill departments under which IN.
|spectofs were needed. The formel
administration 1t its height employee
less than forty.
| 30 "Adolph" has about fifty NOR,
inspectors on his hands than he eve,
had before, and, needless to say, he 1
nearing . point Of nervous break
down, even though the inspectors o
this regime also assure him that ",
have . very, very fine governor, an<
. peach Of m administration.
AZ . suggestion to do away Will
the congestion Of beer inspectors, ",
offer this simple remedy: Adopt tn
pretsel . the insignia Of Beer IN
spector, suspend It from Z string at
tached to the coat lapel, and ct leas
do away With probable inspections o
one another. and continue to 60 ate
Poor Adolph." He = getting use,
70 4 and has proven that be CO,
take Il.
Thefe y 40 extra charge for thi
suggestion and ~ viii 60 further Il
that ~ would b glad to furnish tn
pret1els and the string.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

! SYNOPSIS: Curt Tew1veo~ and
Paul st. Clais, n Northscestern
C1ndd0 on the troll 81 l0or Koro-
Khan, International crook. 1otn
Jorces !Oith R0lDk ard Semy6 Nich-
0lS. They are attacked b1 the
dangerous El0s0hee Indians. res.
cue an Indian left behind ~ HE
TetTedttng band, AID ledrH that
there totIl not BE- q retwSM 0ttdck
Jor some days. Curt sAddenly de.
cides to fy to VdmcoMver to SEQ
4chdt he con- learn about Eonyo's
mysterious nstssiom. Erhdusted, he
sleeps sohile Smash. Despldtnes
pilots the plane south,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

A Baltimore man. Edward H. Per
ktns, Is engaged in raising mosque
toes In two barrels Of stagnant water
and Matching the eggs In Jars Of sterile
water Ia his living room: he intends
to make complete Photographic story
OF mosquito life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
BLAMEs FIRE FOR FLOODS

BLAMES FIRE FOR FLOODS
Missoula, Dec. 28.-R-Fbrestry
officials blame the great forest fire
Of 1910 for the floods now subsiding
in western Montana and northern
Idaho. They pointed to the quicl,
run-off Of water from snow which
melted rapidly because Of insufficient
timber covering,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

Stag has been found to be Of use
to the oyster industry. The problem
OF finding material to which the
young oysters could fasten themselves
was solved when some alag was lost
overheard from barges.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
BY RODNEY BUTCHER
Bismarck Tribune Washington
CORRESPONDENT

Washington, Dec. 28-tP)-Con-
gressional roars over liquor prices
come straight from the heart.
The boys are returning here to
find a miserable post-repeal situa-
ton and, if congressman are as prone
to human weakness as heretofore,
Washington's bootleggers will con-
tinue to enjoy profitable relations
with Capitol Hill.
Suburban Montgomery county in
Maryland is this city's nearest source
of supply for bottled goods. County
dispensaries will sell you gin at $3.50
a quart, blended rye at IS a quart,
and Scotch whisky at $3.50 fifth.
A private test was made here OF
a pint Of dispensary rye, pint from
q local drug store and a pint from
an editors key Of moonshine rye out
of the Maryland woods.
The chemist reported the only
whisky he found in the lot was the
bootleg product.
Thus, even a congressman can tell
that legal liquor is inconvenient, ex-
pensiye, and usually not SO good.
The illegal Maryland rye Is deliv-
cred to the home at SIS charred
key Of five gallons. That means Is
cents quart and little patience fol
month or more while 1t ages.
It may not be good stuff, but
Washingtonians have grown fond o.
1t and it's hard to wean them away.
Liquor soon will be legal locally
But local tax of $1.10 gallon prob.
ably will be added to the federal ia,
of about $3.50.
The amount Of those two take!
alone will exceed cost of the beverage
to which Washington is accustomed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
The NewDeal
- In -
Washington

Finds It Hard to Drink
Legal There's One Picture
That Johnson Ignores New
Brand of Trade War Found s..
NRA-tNO Rats Allowed
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

The first successful long distance,
nonstop flight for free balloon was
made on Nov. 7, 1895 and was for a
distance Of 500 miles distance still
considered rood for q free balloo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE

pertaining hygiene
diagnosis treatment will be by Brady
enclosed Letters
ink No made conforming
Address Dr.. William Brady. in Of this newspaper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28
GLORIEs IN BATTLE

Win or lose, General johnson seems
to glory IN his fights. The most con-
spicuous pictures on his office walls
are cartoons showing the MIRA adj
ministrator doing battle with Henry
Ford.
There's no cartoon, however. show
ing Henry atop Johnson's PROSTATE
form.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-12-28

ANOTHER WAR RACES
One Of the most enthusiastic sup
porters Of the oil code here was q
gent whose business connections were
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There are approximately 81, 900
telephone subscribers In the world.