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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
digging Deep Into Years

HOWEVER, La Guardia unfort,,-
l. nately was moved to renIv
tnaC ne didn't like magazine piece
winch Joe Mckee wrote in the
catholic World eighteen years ago
1hereupon Samuel Untermver came
roaring In with the same complaint.
ana at the moment we seem to be
III Tor battle of the back files
rather than the live issues.
From the point of view of one
VINO would like to see the lads oct
down to cases I must admit with
regret. that in my judgment Mr.
McKeeS ancient essay will cost him
many votes. People are like that
The sentiments expressed by Mckee.
II correctly quoted. were offensive
and quite obviously the product of
callow and a bumptious mind.
But so many things have happened
10 the world in general and To
Mckee as we'll in all this time that
his attitude as of 1915 should hardly
ouIk up as a vital issue.
/ can look back to those dim DAYS
myself and remember ever so many
Things to which I held steadfastlv
that 1 wouldn't be found dead be-
l1eving today. In 1915 I was the
sporting editor of the New York
tribune, and I thought that John
McGraw was the greatest manager
IN the world, that the Kaiser all bv
himself started the war, that beer
and whisky was pretty risky" that
Fights and deuces never lose" and
That wasn't really getting bald but
only little thin on top.
1 suppose I was wise in deciding
year or so ago not to run for
anything any more. What haven't
said in the course of a quarter of a
century of turning out daily stint?
VINO knows? I haven't the slightest
idea.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
0M. E. Tracy Says:

DIQUED and disappointed Germany will have
nothing more to do with the disarmament
conference, while Stanley Baldwin remarks that
England has gone as far as she can in reducing
her defensive establishment. The Belgian cab-
net approves an expenditure of $150000,000 for
frontier forts and equipment, and a French pro-
lessor announces the discovery of more deadly
gas than was heretofore known.
Thus another grand palaver goes to pot with
everybody trott1ng out an excuse to show that
others were to blame, but with the prevailing
attitude such as to make its success impossible.
Fear and suspicion have sold the civilized world
on the possibility of another conflict. While
talking peace, statesmen are too scared of each
other not to provide money for improved instru-
mentalltieS of death. And there YOU are
France secretly is glad that a chemist dis
covered that gas while tinkering with perfume:
England secretly is glad that the government will
not go further in weakening her defense forces:
Germany secretly is glad that a break has come,
and half OF Europe secretly is glad that Belgium
will strengthen her frontier
EIFTEEN years after the war for peace ended
l. we find Europe in most truculent mood
There are more men under arms than there were
IN 1914 while higher education is under renewed
pressure to produce more effective devices of
death and destruction.
There isn't much to fight about but that SIM
PIC AoCI 4aChS I1lG COIlIOrC IL should. It's the
mood rather than the issue that counts as was
made plain by the explosion nineteen years ago
There are plenty of reasons for the great war.
II one admits that craftsmanship and good sense
nave little in common. The discouraging part
OF 1t is, however, that none of them is con-
vlnclng. Great multitudes of people. especially
their leaders, were spelling for a fight. and that
was enough.
Apparently Europe has reached the same
crossroads again. with no great cause for trouble
but with an overabundance of atmosphere
We could afford to dismiss the situation light
y but for the historical fact that people with an
Itch for quarreling can generally be depended on
to find plenty Of excuses.
lust now European statecraft appears IN he
- buster about nothing than the manufacture
OF such excuses. The time spent in comforting
to promote peace is small compared to that snent
IN thinking up pretextS for tanning national or
racial prejudces. forecasting conflict and urovid
ing bigger ornaments.
The more European nations parIey, the more
causes they find for distrusting each other. Nav
be If they would lay of for five or ten wears
MIND their own business and concentrate on do
mestlc recovery the situation would clarity itself
Every pow-wow rnds some delegation pre-
Senting plan so raw that its rejection is not
only foredoomed. but calculated to aggrayate
bitterness More often than not, these plans are
concocted with the idea of forcing some one else
to take the responsibility of bringing proceedings
to halt
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
BY. MRS. WALTER FERGUSON

tradition, shows us the shoddy fab
ric of her soul when she tries to
place the entire blame for what
was evidently a crime with which
she assisted, upon the shoulders of
the man who, with his illicit riches,
loaded her with jewels, kept her in
luxurious hotels and bought her
lovely clothes and big automobiles.
Somehow, we would have liked
her better if she had stood by her
man to the death. She hadn't
enough to her to do that. And
without a doubt, George, her hus-
band, would have Welshed in the
same manner if their positions had
been reversed.
n
THE lovely illusion we have built
Il up about the faithfulness of the
criminal to his kind is only an illu-
sion. Perhaps it's worse. It's plain
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

ruined by one of these women who
kpt up a fusillade of "tsks' through
out the picture. Now 1 am quite
ready to admit that Macs humor
may be little bit on the off color
side, but these very estimable wom--
en- who make annoying noises with
their mouths are not forced to at
tend.
They can stay at home or go to
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
Hit by q Petard

ONCE in lawsuit the learned
~ counsel for the plaintiff read
to me six or seven hundred dull
words arranged with neither skill
nor taste and Numbered, Did Won
write that?"
With entire sincerity and a con-
siderable amount of irritation I re-
piled, Certainly not"
Thereupon he handed I'D some
thing marked Exhibit A. and I was
laced with a yellow clipping most
paIpably column of my own from
flve years before. The best 1 could
do was to say that I wrote an awful
lot OF stuff and throw myself upon
the mercy of the judge. After some
little cogltation I was allowed to 90
OUT into the world a free man.
oelleVe 1 was saved by some local
ordnance called the statute of limi-
tatlonS which lays down the pre-
cept that last weeks columns have
no more standing in court than the
SHOWS of yesteryear. If it hasn't
been repealed Joe Mckee ought to
wrap himself in the folds Of its i'm
munlty and waive for dear life.
mats much better than explaining.
OF course it doesn't always work
out in just this way. Certain stuff
which I wrote twenty years ago 1
could almost quote back at anv
ANTIQUARIAN, and I am prepared to
stand by at least ninety-nine and
hVe-tenths per cent of everything I
ever set down. Not as to merit. of
course. L am merely insisting that
Tor good or i'll 1 meant it. But I'd
hate to be hanged for some para
graphs here and there in that row.
ing and forgotten half of l per cent.
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crimes readers are mUtted 10 express
their Uie10s in these columns. Make your
letters short, SO all can hare chance
Limit them to $50 cords or Iess.)
BY Disguised.
know that you are very busy
Fighting wrongs and whatnot and
that you are very busy person, but
could you take time out to listen to
the plant of an indignant movie
goer?
Man and boy, these twenty years
I have been going to the movies,
since the days of the old nicklodeon.
I thought 1 had run the gamut of
movie pests, but I find I had to
wait until this late date to get COM
pletely, disguised.
I've WithStoOd the irritations of
the paper rustlers, the people in
love who park their heads so close
together one can not see; the peo-
pie who noisily crunch candy and
these who merely come to a movie
to discuss what "she said to me and
what I said to her." but a new
menace has appeared.
ask forgiveness for not getting
to the point at once, but I really
am quite unstrung. What I want
is for you to do something about
those people who make funny
noises, denoting disapproval of
some scene in the film.
You know the kind I mean. They
go "Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!" or something
like that. At any rate, that's as
close as can come to spelling it.
This disease seems to be confined
to matrons who, I am quite ready
to believe, are excellent wives and
mothers and kind to their husbands
spinster Aunt Arabella, but they
have no business being at large.
I went to see Mae West the other
night and my pleasure was quite
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

chanicai ingenuity bring unemployment and
suffering to a large number Of blarneless VIC
tins. or shall it be made to serve the interests
Of all the people?"
The new deal should carry us far beyond
the old normally.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
Fortunate Surprises

HOWEVER, I have found that
IL sometimes the stuff which a
columnist forgets most readily is his
very best. Once every five or ten
years, or upon special aftcrn 1ons
after very late party, I dig down
into a vast pile of old columns which
keep for the sake of sentiment
and specially tough days. Occa-
sionally, L fish out masterpiece. I
look at it with surprise and admi-
ration and say to myself, L Ger
talnly was good when 1 wrote that"
Then, I rewrite the first sentence.
paste up the rest and ship it down
to the Office.
1 do not think that Joe McKee's
little gem in the Catholic World was
among his masterpieces. Who knows
what sort of celebration he had
attended the night before? But it
has been said that even the hand of
the potter slips upon occasion. Since
there are so many hundred Of good
reasons for not voting for Joe Nc
Kee, why bring up the fact that
eighteen years ago he wrote a very
sour essay?
Copyright 1893 by The Times,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
Repetition
BY MARION NEAL

BY MARION NEAL
The old folks wag their heads and
say,
What's going to become of youth
today?"
But We just laugh and have our
fling.
Their old folks said the very same
thing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Two Spanish matadors are coming to show
Americans how to throw bull without harm
ing it. Wish they'd show our congressman
how to throw the bull without harming us.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

North Dakota to get beer after forty-four
years. Probably waited most of that time for
the foam to settle so they could find the beer
if the new schooners are any criterion.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

President of Paraguay considers humorists
as benefactors of mankind-so long as they
don't take part in a revolution
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Uncle Sam is to distribute 100000 pounds
Of pork to the poor of New York What a
relief from the quantities of bull and boloney
the people have been getting.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Vice president Garner is as good at picking
prize fishing spots as he is at guiding Congress-
says his Texas guide. Just listen to that
empty bucket rattle
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Nudist camps will be as numerous as movie
houses soon, says promoter. Then We'll go to
a gawkie instead of talkie.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

French chemical firm has a war gas so
horrible that the firm won't even tell the war
office about it, And it isn't talk, either.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

I'VE do not expect to penetrate Wall
Street" says Senator Couzens But it isn't the
wall that stops him. It's the gall
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

A Japanese automobile has to be wound
up to go. That's nothing new if you ask the
millions of flivver owners in America.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Archeologists have dug up remains of high
ways built by the ancient Maya Indians of
America. Next to unearth will be highway
scandal.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

The Russians plan to make another bal
loon flight into the stratosphere, since they
don't seem to get anywhere with their world
revolution on earth
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Would you say that the 100000 suit for
alienation of affections of that B. V. D. mil
honaire was a union suit?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Woman with $4,000 in cash and securities
was found wandering in daze in New York
Probably from trying to find a SAFE place to
put her money.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

why" asks DR.. Charles Mayo Should a
man want to live to be 90 if his brain dies
at 70?" Because it takes him twenty years
to find out.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Never suppress yawn, advises University
of Colorado professor. And don't let your
company keep you from falling asleep.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Pin worms finally have been absolved as
cause for appendicitis. We wouldn't care to
swallow EN-, anyway.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Premier Daladier of France finally has de-
cided a state of emergency exists over the gold
franc, Until now, most likely, it was a state
of mind.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Oklahoma reformers claim the world is get
ting better. Paroled murderer has been ar
rested and his only offense this time was bank
robbery.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Cuba Uprising Growing Serious" reads a
headline. The boys have only been playing,
so far.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

week, what excuse will we have for not help,
ing with the dishes?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Now that Germany is out, it's become more
than ever a league of orations.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

Scientist says fathers may soon be able to
nurse their own children. He's just discovered
the baby's bottle
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19
So They Say

It's really not very dangerous, be-
cause if the first parachute doesn't
open there's always the second
Lee Gallup, parachute jumper.
If you ask me, they are just a
lot of boobs to come to see a Wom-
an wiggle with a fan or without fig
leaves-Judge Joseph B. David of
Chicago.
The hardest job seems to be to
convince the individual that the
plan applies to him the same as to
-Brigadiere General Tom
Hammond of NRA.
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Limit them to $50 cords or less
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-19

THERE are two ways of looking at almost
everything. and the current war scare in
Europe is no exception.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28
Says Ferrous Sulphate
Cure for Anemic Pigs

Even the squeal Of an anemic
sucking pig indicates that the pig
Is sick, according to John p. Will
man of the New York State College
of Agriculture. The disease. he says,
attacks sucking pigs that r con-
fined and cannot get iron from the
soil or from fresh vegetation. The
confined pigs may become anemic
when about two or four weeks old
and the most seriously affected
pigs before weaving time.
Normal pigs, when about two or
four weeks old, are vigorous, active,
plump, firm-fieshed, and have sleek
coats. The anemlc pigs are list
less. lack vigor, and are soft and
fabby. AS the disease progresses,
the pig Is thin. the legs get weak
and crooked, the skin and mucous
membrane become pale, and even
the squeal lacks the clearness OF
the healthy pig.
Three years. test at the Cornell
university experiment station show
hat one-third of q teaspoonful OF a
ferrous sulphate solution given In
ternally as a drench once q week
prevents the disease.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28

alsike clover and white clover to
work ON sweet clover, but where
all three clovers r abundant and
all yield well. the flavor of the In
coming nectar ls usually that or
white clover and alsike clover until
the bloom of these plants begins TO
wane, then the bees turn to sweet
clover. In exceptional seasons when
white clover or alsike continues
Welding through the blooming peri
cd Of sweet clover, meager pollina-
ton of sweet clover might be ex-
pected. Red clover Ia used only
when other clovers fail and under
such conditions the red clover La
well pollinated. The value OF bees
in the pollination OF red clover must
therefore depend to some extent at
least upon whether the other clo-
yers are yielding at the same time.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28
BY DOUGLAS mALLocH

"\TELL. school is over so they
w say.
They come and put their books
away.
Exams are over, they have passed.
And so they're through with school.
at last;
Or so they say-and so | thought
When there vas nothing teachers
taught
That | would ever need TO know.
Yes, so they think, and | thought SO.
Like them, | thought that school was
through.
And no more studying to DO,
And yet | find at every turn
That learning is to learn TO learn,
The problems that had bothered one
Were not all over, just begun.
Life has its scholar and its fool,
For life is Just another school.
No patient teacher will explain.
Now our own Drawn and our own
brain
Must work the problem out alone,
The answer hidden, rule unknown.
We now must turn from book and
text,
From each old problem to the next.
Now school Is over, so they say;
They really start to school today.
@. 1888. Douglas Mailoch.-wNu Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28
Bees and Glover

Bees apparently have a great Tx
ing for sweet clover and sometimes
there Is evidence that they leave
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28
WHEN A LONG NOSE is
USEFUL

0CHORT-TAIL certainly is a
- funny little fellow thought
Peter, as he waited for Short-Tail
to return. 1.-THE shape of his body
is a whole lot like that of Miner
the Mole, and just getting glimpses
of him, as | did, | don't wonder |
thought he was a Mole. But now
that ! have seen more OF him he
reminds me of other people, too. ]
don't wonder he is often taken for
a Mouse by people who don't use
their eyes as they should And
then the Quickness with which he
moves. appears and disappears. and
the f%erceness with which he hunts
reminds me of Shadow the Weasel.
He certainly is a funny little fellow.
For n thing, he has got o funny
nose. ] must ask him about that
nose.n
who has got a funny nose?" de-
manded a sharp squeaky voice.
"Who has got q funny nose7 II you
mean me, | would have you to know
that there is nothing funny abut my
nose. 1t would be a funny nose If
1t were not just as 1t Is. What do
you find funny about 1t, Peter Rab-
bitf want TO know what you find
funny about it. Don't you know
that IL isn't polite and 1t isn't kind
to talk about peoples looks behind
their backs? You ought to know
that"
All this was poured ont by Short
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28

Mix six tablespoonfuls of corn
starch with one-half cupful of sugar,
add one quart of rich milk. one-half
teaspoonfuI of salt and cook In a
double boiler until the starch Is well
cooked-at least 20 minutes. Beat
one egg until light. pour the hot pud.
ding slowly into 1t and beat we'll
again. Add one teaspoonful of va
nilla and pour into wet molds.
@ 1888. Western Newspaper Union.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28

is following Reddy Fox, Short-Tail
started straight for q piece of bark
lying on the ground. as he disap-
peared beneath II a fat beetle ran
out from the other side. Then Short
Tail appeared and Peter could see
that he was following that beetle by
means of his nose and not with his
eyes.
"That Is what a long nose Is good
for" chuckled Short-Tall, Is that
beetle disappeared down his throat
C. 1888. by r. W. Burgess.-wNU Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28
Baked Caramel custard.

There r few people who do not
enjoy a good custard, bakeo boiled
or served as floating island. Take
n quart of milk. five eggs, one-half
cupful of sugar, four tabIespoonfuls
of caramel strip. one-fourth tea
spoonful of salt and one-half tea
spoonful of vanilla extract Heat
the milk, add sugar and caramel,
add the lightly beaten eggs and va
nilla and pour into custard cups set
into hot water. Bake until the cen
ter Is firm enough to leave a knife
clean when thrust into the custard.
To make the strip put sugar into a
smooth frying pan. melt and stir
until liquid, add boiling water and
stir until dissolved. This strip may
be bottled and kept for some time,
to use for favoring.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-06-28

Cultivation In the garden of 1000
square feet or less can be accom-
plished easily with the garden rake
and hoe. For gardens up to 10000
square feet, the wheel hoe La 4 de-
sirable tool For larger gardens,
a one-horse c~ultlvator. equipped with
small shovels to prevent excessive
ridging, is very satisfactory. Gar
den tractors with c~ultivator attach
ments are used to a considerable ex-
tent where horse power h not avail
able. The large farm garden ~
be worked with regular equipment.