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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-12-30
5OO..WICC--B ridgeport--6OO

Mischa Raginsky and Hotel
Edison ensemble.
1:29-Correct time.
1:30-News.
1:35-The Shoppers Matinee.
2:00-Norwalk Children's String
ensemble.
2:30-Dancing Echoes.
3:00-Round Towners.'
3:30-Ann Leaf at the organ.
4:O0-Saturday Syncopators.
4:30-Mischa Raginsky and Hotel
Edison ensemble.
5:O0-Eddie Duchin's orchestra.
LIBERALIZATION Marathon.
5:3O-News flashes.
5:35-Elm City Digest.
5:45-Mountain Melodeers.
6:OO-Meet the Artist.
6:15-Mildred Baily, songs.
6:30-United Synagogue Forum.
6:45-Dinner music.
7:00-The Political Situation in
Washington Tonight.
<7:15-The Old Apothecary.
7:3O-Elder Solomon Lightfoot
Michaux.
SCOTSMAN Jones and orchestra.
S:3O-George Jessel, comedian.
9:OO-Leopold 3toHowski and
Philadelphia orchestra.
s:15-Colonel Stoopnagle and
Budd.
9:30-News flashes.
9:35-Jack Fishers orchestra.
music-Barnum Mite
club.
Hawaiian Islanders.
in Action.
ll:00-Glen Gray and Case Iona
orchestra.
Marathon.
Lyman's orchestra.
12:0e-Dance music from the
Jungle club.
Arnheim's orchestra.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-12-30
FIRST CHURCH IN
WATERBURY,

Church school at 10 o'clock.
Morning service at IL o'clock.
Sermon by DR. Gregg: THE Divine
Continuity"
Beginners and Primary Depart
ments at IL o'clock.
Mems Discussion class 1915. to
12:45 p. m. The consideration of
Communism will be continued. Is
Religion, as the Communists say,
the opinion of the people 2"
p. m.--Chrismon society. Rev
Edward NJ. Condit will speak on
ones Commonplace Self"
Notices for the Week
Tuesday, 8 p. m.-Business
meeting and recreation hour of the
Chrismon society.
Wednesday, 4 p. m.-Meeting of
Cub Pack No. 2.
Thursday, 4 p. m.-Meeting of
Girl Scouts, Troop No. 1. p. m.
The lecture preparatory to the
communion. Subject: Jesus as a
Priest.
Friday, S:45 p. m.-Meeting of
Junior Guild. 7:30-Boy Scouts,
Troop No. %.
Music For Sunday
Prelude-Offertoir on Two
Christmas Themes -. .Guilmani
Hymn-Rise, My Soul, and Stretch
Thy Wings.
Gloria Patri.
Offertory with Anthem-O Lift
Your Heads (17th Century
CaroD arranged by Bieder-
mann (male vocies).
Doxology.
Anthem-When Jesus Was
Born in Bethlehem Cruickshank
Hymn-O God, the Rock of Ages
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06
LANDING FIELD
OVER DOCKS is
new PROPOSAL
Project at Gotham Would
Bring Air Traffic to
City'S Center.

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, Oct. 6. - A plan
for a landing field. 300 feet wide
by 1000 feet long, to be built 200
feet over the Hudson river docks,
permitting large ships TO dock be-
meath it, has been studied and
drawn up by L. Andrew Reinhard,
Henry Hofmeister, architects, and
George J. Atwell, foundation build
er, as solution to this citys air
port problem.
Commander Frank M Hawks,
fiier, who has given his ideas to
the plan for bringing New York's
air traffic into the heart of the
city, solving the problem of air
plane landings ten to fifteen miles
outside Of the city, says the scheme
is perfectly feasible.
Clarence Chamberlin, trans At
lantic pilot and aeronautical con-
sultant, has conferred with Com
missioner Howard S. Cullman of
the Port of New York Authority,
who said that such a project would
be a distinct contribution to the
existing airplane facilities making
New York one of the worlds great
est air centers.
John E. Ramsey, general man
ager of the Port of New York Au-
thority, and Glenn S. Reeves, port
engineer, also have studied the pro-
posal with Chamberlin
The plan calls for a series of
magnificent dock structures some
200 feet high topped by the landing
field. The entire project would be
a combined shipping, rail and air
plane center. and would be self
liquidating.
1t would obtain revenue over
period of years to amortize the costs
Of construction and the interest
thereon, not only from fees from
the many air services and shipping
lines that would make use of it, but
also by containing within its gil
gantic piers rental-yielding Offices
for exporters and importers, bonded
warehouses, storage depots and even
for manufacturers of various types
who would be able to land their
goods directly upon steamers for
Europe and South America without
the expense of transferring them
through the crowded streets to the
piers.
The proposers of this project hope
to submit it at an early date to the
city and federal authorities. No
distractions of any kind will be
built on the surface, it being free
and clear for landings day and
night.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06
Tonight's Radio Tour
NETWORK OFFERINGS

U. S. Army band (NBC). WIZ.
920-Alex Woollcott, Town Crier'' (CBS)
Lum and Abner (NBC), WEAF.
Mario Cozzi, baritone and or
chestra (NBC). WIZ.
e45-Myrt & Marge (CBS). WBBM.
Floyd Gibbons (NBC) WIZ.
10:o0-Barlow and New World Symphony
(CBS).
Meyer Davis orchestra (NBC)
WEAF.
Vocal Trio (NBC). WIZ.
10:15-Stars of Autumn (NBC). WIZ.
Vera Van and Richs orchestra
(CBS).
1o3o-Belasco's orchestra (CBS).
Fishers orchestra (NBC). WEAF.
Childs orchestra (NBC), WIZ.
II :00-Lombardo's orchestra (CBS).
Cab Calloway's orchestra (NBC)
WIZ.
Dream Singer; sosnick's orchestra
(NBC), WEAF.
II :30-Rapp's orchestra (CBS).
Molinas orchestra (NBC), WEAF.
loves orchestra (NBC). WIZ.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06
AMMO URCEM ENTS

1 Death Notices
oE Of Mrs. Ma Margaret Parrish, passed away
Thursday morning at the Methodist
hospital. Funeral notice later.
CORRECTED NOTICE.
COFFIN osA EE - hu 5Toiher Of
Otto F and Mrs. Lena Trultt OF TINS
city, Mrs Ora Riley. Davenport, Ia. ana
son of Mrs. Anna Anderson OF de[ie
bag5f INF ThdRr asdSsT a oct s. Sis M
Funeral Saturday. Oct. 7. 100 p m: at
residence; 81 n Fifth aye, Beefa GROVE Ne
was member of the Order R sla
invited. CONKLE SERVICE.
COHEN, BELOVED husband OF
Fr reehe' Markowitz Of Coral Gables. Fla.
passed away Oct; l, Funeral SERVICES
Will be h hed at S6s Asbsnd AVE- 81 suns
feEl o' eem ne ~ Friends invited Re-
mains will be at the VALID I. FUNsFA a
CARSON, ALICE E.-Sister Of Laura
passed away at the RESIDENCE; l64l Han
place wsdnesSqE Oct a1 4 lssS se Mps
TUARY Saturday, p. m. Friends, in
vited Cremation. Friends may call at
the mortuary any time.
GEORGE. LOUIS H.-OI ZS4t n: Delaware.
beloved husband of Zella B. George.
passed away at the Methodist hospital.
Friday. Oct. 6. Funeral notice later.
LIPES. HARRY T.-Age A years beloved
husband Of Viola Lipes. son Of Mrs. W.
T Hayth. brother Of Mrs. H. NJ. Black
wood, Miss Emma Hayth and ]. W: Lipes.
all OF Clifton Forge. Va. passed away
Thursday at residence. ~ N. Pershing
ave Funeral services Saturday, PAS p. m.
at residence. Friends invited. Burial in
Crown Hill Friends may call at residence
after $50 p. N. Friday. CONKLE
SERVICE.
LOSCHE, HERMAN BELOVED husband
Of Sophia Losche, father Of Bertha
LoSche Mrs. Emma jackson, Mrs. Eta
Kohlmann Mrs. Elsie Steiner and Albert
H. Losche. passed away Thursday. 800
a. n. at the residence. 626 Buchanan St.
Funeral Saturday. p; M az the resi-
dence. Friends invited. Burial Crown
Hill cemetery. G. II. HERMANN in
enarges
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06

KEITH SHADE co.-1s4s N. Illinois. RI
1895. Dealers Brenlin Shades. Cleaning
IP YOU SEE q want ad that interests you
gone tomorrow
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06
In the Air

Weather conditiones at 9 a. m:
Southeast wind, 10 miles an hour;
temperature, Sc; barometric pres
sure, 1898 at sea level; general con-
ditions, clear. smoky; ceiling, I'M
limited; visibility, three miles.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

DRIVING TO NEW YORK SATUI
Two passengers; references exch
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R E N TAILS

IN WIDOWER'S home, middle aged wido'
references. 7O3 Mass. ave., Apt 5.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06
FRIDAY

FRIDAY
4:so-singing Lady NBc WIZ.
Adventures of Tom Mix (NBC)
5:oo-viennese ensemble (NBcl wEAF.
Hotel Pierre orchestra (NBC) WIZ.
5:3O-x Sisters (NBCl VIZ.
Eddie Dooley. football reporter
Gaiiicchios orchestra CNBc) wEAF.
5:45-Lowell Thomas (NBC) WIZ.
Betty Boop frolics CNBC) WEAF.
H. V. Kaltenborn (CBS).
600-Nfyrt and Marge (CBS).
Charlie Leland (NBC) WEAF.
6:l5-TreaSure Island (NBC1 WIZ.
Just Plain Bill (CBS).
Sketch (NBCl WEAF
6:30-Hirschs orchestra (NBC) WEAF
Martins orchestra and quartet
String symphony NBC) WIZ.
6:45-Boake Carter (CBS) WABC.
70o-Concert CNBC) WEAF.
Happy Bakers (CBS).
Bestor'S orchestra; Ethel Shutta
Walter O'Keefe (NBC) WIZ.
7:l5-EdWin G. Hill (CBS).
T3O-Julius Tanner and Spitalnys or
cheStra (CBSl.
20. Potash and Perlmutter (NBC) WIZ.
1:45-Red Davis (NBC). WIZ.
S:Oo-Fred Allen and Grofe's orchestra
1 irwin }c Cobb and aoodmants orches-
Phil Harris orchestra; Leah Ray
(NBCl, WIZ.
Phil Harris orchestra: Leah Ra!
(NBC). WIZ.
S:15-Threads of Happiness (CBS).
8:5O-Raismans orchestra (NBC), WEAF
Shields orchestra and Phil Baker
(NBC) WIZ.
All-America Football Show (CBS).
9:00-OlSen & Johnson Revue (CBS).
First Nighter (NBC). WEAF
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-10-06
WKBF (14OO) Indianapolis
WLW (7OO) Cincinnati
FRIDAY

WLW (70O) CInc1nnau
FRIDAY
P. NJ
4:00-Grace Bradt.
4l5-Ma Perkins.
4:30-Singing Lady (NBC).
445-Little Orphan Annie (NBC).
500-Jack Armstrong.
5:l5-Musical Highlights-Thelma Kessler.
male quartet and Virginia Maruccl
orchestra.
5:30-Bob Newhall
5:45-Lowell Thomas CNBC).
6:0O-Amos n Andy (NBC).
6:l5-To be announced.
6:3o-Netherland Plaza dance orchestra.
6:45-"Red Davis"
7:O0-Iittle Bo-Peep program.
7:15-To be announced.
7:30-To be announced.
8:00-Fred Allen. Feroe Gro1eS orcnesVra
8:S0-Rheiny eau and his Roamios.
9:O0-Unsolved Mysteries.
9:3O-"Lum and Abner" (NBC).
10 :00-Vox Humanna. .
l0:30-Edgewater Beach hotel orchestra
1i.0oElcotton Club orchestra tNBCl.
II :3O-Hotel Shoreham orchestra (NBC).
l2:o0-Moon river.
A. NJ.
l2:15-To be announced.
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WFBM (123O) indianapolis

WFBM (1Z3O) Indianapolis
Indianapolis Power and Light Company
FRIDAY
P M
5:30-Bohemians
sash. " Kaltenborn (CBS).
6:00-To be announced.
6:15-BohemianS.
6:30-Jerry Downer.
6:45-CowboyS
7:O0-Happy Bakers (CBS).
7:l5-Edwin c. Hills (CBS).
7:30-Ann Leaf at the organ (CBS).
8.00-Irvin S. Cobb (CBS).
8:15-ThreadS of Happiness (CBS).
8:30-All-American football show (CBS)
9:00-Piano Twins.
9:15-To be announced.
9:30-AleXander Woolcott (CBS).
9:45-Myrt and Marge (CBSl.
10 :00-NeW World symphony (CBS).
10:15-News (CBS.
10 :30-Arnold Peek orchestra.
10:45-Leon Belasco orchestra (CBS).
IL :00-Atop the Indiana Roof.
11:30-Radio Theater.
A. M.
12:oo-Red Hufford orchestra.
l2:30-Sign of.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
TODAY'S WEATHER
WEATHER CONDITIONS

Pressure is moderately low this
morning from the Lake Superior
region southwestward over Ari-
IONA. and relatively low over the
North and Middle Atlantic states,
and south of Florida. Rains have
continued from Oklahoma and
Arkansas northeastward over the
eastern Lake region and north and
middle Atlantic states; being
heavy in the upper Ohio valley,
and showers have occurred in SOU
thern Florida, on portions of the
Gulf coast, and in South Carolina.
Temperatures have fallen in the
Ohio valley. Tennessee and the
extreme eastern Lake region, and
it is warmer this morning from the
central Rockies and plains states
northeastward over the northern
Lake region.
A small tropical disturbance OF
slight intensity was central last
night about 90 miles east of st.
Croix, Virgin Islands, apparently
moving westward.
G. S. KENNEDY,
Official i'm Charge
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
APPRECIATION

Residents generally probably don't
appreciate the boon it is to Monroe county
to have the State Road Department repair
that part of the Boulevard that was dam
aged by the fringe of the hurricane that
struck Havana on September l.
When county authorities saw the ex-
tent of the damage to the Boulevard, they
were confronted with this question:
Where is the county going to get the
money to pay for the repairs?
And it as that question that was
propounaed at the next meeting of the
county commissioners, when County Attor-
ney William v Albury suggested that he
be permitted to take up the matter with
the State Road Department with the OBJ
Ject in view of having the department make
the repairs
Naturally, the commissioners readily
favored the proposal and felt it would re-
heve the county of problem that it would
be difficult for them to solve, as the county
had no fund and knew of no immediate
way of obtaining fund for the repairs.
Mr.. Albury's first step was to go to
Miami to discuss the matter with Colonel
Mooty, the member of the State Road De-
partment for this congressional district
Col. Mooty said the department prob
ably would repair the Boulevard, though
he did not know then where the money was
coming from, so he called up Chairman
TreadWay in Tallahassee and explained
the situation to him.
Mr.. Treadway replied that he was
leaving for Washington shortly, and that,
when he arrived there, he would learn if
the money could be obtained from the
storm relief fund that had been provided
by the federal government for use in Flor
ida and Texas
In the meantime Engineer Lawrence
Bow, of the State Road Department of this
district, came to Key West, made an ex-
animation of the damage to the Boulevard
and estimated that it would take from
$25, 900 to $4,000 to make the repairs.
That information was sent to Mr.
Treadway in Washington, and a few days
later it was learned that money had been
allocated from the storm relief fund to pay
for the reconstruction of that part of the
Boulevard that had been damaged.
The Citizen commends Mr.. Albury
for the role he played in having the mon
ey allocated to repair the Boulevard, COM
mends the commissioners for acting inn
mediately on his suggestion, and express
es the gratefulness of the community to
Chairman Treadway and Colonel Mooty
for their wholehearted cooperation in as
surfing the success of the project.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
THE SPIRIT OF A TOWN
Eccentric, Birmingham, Mich.)

SECCCiLIIC, MlCn.J
The quality and character of commun-
tiles varies with the type of citizenry who
make them up. Some towns are without
much senblance of ordinary decency, the
buildings and homes within them for the
most part being shoddy and rundown,
while the men and women who are seen
sitting or walking about, mostly just sit
ting), are about as agile and speedy in
their peramhulations as glacier moving
over a mountain area
There are many such towns in the
world-nearly all of them with rapidly de-
creasing populations. They have gone
to seed.' and decades will pass before
many of them reap better crop.
Tier there are communities who re-
veal TO the world varying degrees of prog
ress end Improvement, whose populaces
are correspondingly more animated whose
buildings and homes tell the cock-eyed
world that: Here, folks, is place where
life may be lived to its fullest Come and
live with us, enjoy yourselves, rear your
families, and otherwise be of good cheer
and enduring peace"
After all, it is the spirit and the coop
Grafton of group of human beings who
constitute what We call communities that
determines the quality and the character of
them. What people think, what they
hope and yearn for. what they are willing
to sacrifice for are generally reflected in
the physical property within their corpor-
ate limits. And these qualities are also
reflected in the speedier and more progress
sive perambulations of people who can out
walk any glacier that ever thawed its way
over the landscape
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
FEELS REAL HAPPY
AFTER SHE LOST 70
POUNDS OF FAT

"At the end of the End bottle
of Kruschen I'm happy to say Pm
minus my superfluous 20 pounds.
l never had a hungry moment and
l felt better all the time | was
taking them-much more poppy
and / lost that loggy, sluggish
feeling in the morning" Freida
Parks, New Haven, VT.
A trim, slender figure, new en-
ergy, glorious health, youthful ac-
tivity, clear skin. bright eyes-all
these splendid results half tea
spoonful of Kruschen Salts first
thing each morning in glass of
hot water bring you SAFELY and
without discomfort.
One jar lasts weeks and costs
but trifle at any drugstore the
world over. Money back if not
satisfied. But protect your health
make sure you get Kruschen.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
sssssssssssssssessssssss
Today In History
8 o . . Q Q . Q o

1687-The Parthenon in Athens
which had remained almost entire
for nearly 1900 years demolished
when the Venetians bombarded
the city.
1795-Historic Triple Alliance
formed by Great Britain, Russia
and Austria.
1833-Act for the abolition of
slavery throughout British Do
minfon passed in Parliament.
1895-Louis Pasteur, famed
French medical scientist, died in
73rd year.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
ORDINANCE NO. 2s7,
COUNCIL SERIES
AN ORDINANCE IN RE-

AN ORDINANCE IN RE-
LATION TO OCCUPA-
TIONAL LICENSES.
BE 1T ORDAINED BY THE CITY
COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF
KEY WEST, FLORIDA:
Section i. That Section j of
Ordinance No. POI. Council
Series, of the Ordinances of the
City of Key West, imposing an as
sessment of a license tax on
brokers, be amended to read as
follows:
Brokers:
Carrying stock not ex-
ceeding $4,000 ..~$ $500
Carrying stock not ex-
ceeding $4,000 nor
less than $4,000 5000. 10000
Carrying stock not ex-
ceeding $4,000 nor
less than $4,000 -. 1850
Carrying stock in ex-
cess of $4,000 ........ 1880
Brokers:
Not carrying stock - $500
Section 2. That Section 4 Of
Ordinance No. 1876. Council
Series, of the Ordinances of the
City of Key West, be and the
same is hereby amended in the
following particulars, to-wit:
Ice factories. includ-
ing cold storage plant
connected Herewith,
and; the right. TO sell
ice at Wholesale apd Is.se.
rdtail A$a5o.D0
! Cigars, cigarettes or
tobacco. dealers in,
II retail, exclusively
handling same ...-...... 1000
Section g.. All ordinances and
parts of ordinances in conflict
with the provisions of this ordi-
nance are hereby repealed TO the
extent of such conflict.
Section 4. This Ordinance
shall become a law Immediately
upon its passage. approval and
publication.
Passed by City Council on first
reading September rs. 1888.
Passed by City Council on
second reading September q,
1898.
Passed by City Council on third
and final reading September 81.
1888.
(Signed)
Uric GWYNN.
President City Council Protein.
Attest:
WALLACE PTNDER.
City Clerk.
Approved:
lSignedl
LEO H. WARREN.
Acting Mayer.
seps2s-Ii
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
EMPLOYED BY WIFE

NEW YORK-Louis Lipman of
this city proved that he was en-
ployed by his wife as a cleaner
and that his wages were not suf-
ficient to enable him to pay his
debts.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
WEATHER FORECAST
Till s D. nj. friday

(Till p. nj. friday
Key West and Vicinity: Partly
cloudy, probably showers tonight
and Friday; gentle to moderate
easterly winds.
Florida: Generally fair tonight
and Friday except probably local
showers i'm extreme south por-
ton.
Jacksonville to Florida Straits !:
Gentle to moderate easterly winds
and partly overcast weather to-
night and Friday. local showers
over south portion.
East Gulf: Gentle to moderate
easterly winds.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

A writer has said that promiscuous
reading of trashy or fanciful literature and
novels tend to create dreamy. vacant.
frame of mind. obliterating the capacities
for thought. II you doubt this. read 4
blood and thunder" novel and then try to
write an interesting article or letter.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Joneshoro, Ark. Is bad place for Bap-
fist ministers who would take over the pull
pit from another brother One who tried
il was heset upon and escaped with his life,
but left his suspenders. part of his shirt and
and his Bible behind. His assailants were
women.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
ssssessssssssssssssssssa
Today's Horoscope
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

A high intelligence with lofty
aspirations comes from this de-
gree; but in spite o. the loving,
ardent disposition, there is a ten
dency to force the way rather
than to gain it by persuasion,
Guard against this as much as
possible for there is danger OF
getting hurt by the desire running
away with the control of the
temper. (Copyrightedl.
Subscribe for The Citizen.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
KEY WEST IN
DAYS GONE BY
Happenings Here just 10 Years
Ago Today AZ Taken From
The Files OF The Citizen

Advices wired to Havana, Cuba,
by Andres Lopez, deputy United
States mahshal notified authorities
of the arrival in that city of three
alleged counterfeiters resulting in
the arrest of Manuel Lopez Bal
serio Manuel Antonio Castro
and Alberto Rodriguez Monatro.
charged with passing bogus. Fed
eral Reserve Bank Notes of a $40
issue of the United States. The
men, while in Key West, purchas-
ed an automobile paying for it
with $500 in the counterfeit cur
rency.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Aron Mark of Stockholm is just finish
ing college ut the age of 20. And like
many American graduates he will now
imagine he is going to set the world on
fire.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

We read that General johnson wants
to resign as soon as his job is finished. Won
der If he ever heard of the fellow who had
the bear by the tell.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Then there was the dumb servant who
oheyed instructions to change the water in
the goldfish bowl and also put fresh water
in the drip pan under the ice box.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

When Ghandi undertakes one of his
periodical fasts he has the assurance that,
regardless of the results, If he just pulls
through his clothes viii still fit.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

If there is any real Justice in this
world right now should be the vacation
season for fathers who are working sons
way through college.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Stop hoarding-~there Is no longer
any reason for It Be an optimist and
act as you fheach. The sun of prosperity
is.chasing The clouds away.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Chicago's fair will close November /,
perhaps because it would be too cold for
some Of the gals to perform that way after
that date.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Persons amused 1t their own mistakes
are the most intelligent. it is found Thus
assured, we shall continue laughing at the
Congresses we elect.-The Detroit News.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

With one state after another voting
in favor of repeal it appears as though
we're headed back to the good old
DAZE."
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Zooni Goes bomb from the
plane to the fort,
And bursts mid the rebs with an
awful report! ~
The rebels go flying through
snowdrifts. kerplunk,
Their leader is tumbled right out
OF his bunk.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

Cheer up. There is still some hope
of balancing the budget if our present crop
Of kidnapers will pay. their correct income
taxes.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28
Another paradox is that it is easier to
carry mortgage than to lift it.

In 1884 many colonel may be asked
whether he got his title in the World War
or in the NRA.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1933-09-28

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