Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1933-05-04

Dust and collecting 100000 Germs
every Day"
81 VIII admit that we tried to hide
our Ankles said the Old Lady. "At
Least we tried to hide Something. II
seems to me that People could find out
In the Newspapers about you girls
wearing Boomers without you proving
1t to them. And Just because you have
shed your Corset. Is that any Reason
why you should be a Contortionist ey-
cry time you dancer Is It absolutely
necessary that you should attempt to
crawl into the Gentlealan's Vest Peck
eft? And is ft-heeause you are afraid
of catching Cold that you make 1t I'M
possible for any Draft to come be-
tween you? am a petrifed Fossil.
propped up on the side-Lines. and toll
Grated because own Il little Real Es-
tate and | am % Miles behind the
Parade. but I am asking just the
same
''There is no use trying to explain
1t to Has Been" said little Gen.
eyieve, YEARLY. Il suppose we should
all wear something with Lace at the
bottom and sit by Ourselves, over In
Corner waiting for the Gentlemen
to bring us some Chicken salad. but
them Days are gone forever. You can
probably remember when the principal
Instrument In an Orchestra was the
Flute and The Blue Danube was Hot
Diggity-Dog. Likewise the Lancers,
which | would classify as the Zero Of
Indoor Sports"
Everything which happened before
this year is evidently Anticipated and
N. Co. said Grandmother. u will adj
nit that the Orchestra which used to
play for our Dances did not have any
Steamboat Whistle or Derby Hat. But
they made lovely Music. And when
say Music. mean Music. | don't
mean an Imitation of dying Pig or q
busy Day at the Insane Asylum. Fur
thermore any Gentleman who came to
a Party all lit up like a Cathedral
would have been given the Gate. Now
adays all of our Best Young People
gather around him and give Three
Hearty Cheers and then follow him to
the Cloak Room. It's terrible Sit
uation.p
Grandma Takes the Count
ut sure Isl agreed Genevieve-
Most OF the stuff Is synthetic. By the
way, Granny. now that you are all
wound up. why don't you bawl me
out for being Bob? Go on and tell
about the Good Old Days when every
Gal had a Horses Tall hanging down
her Back, and when she did 1t up she
put In couple OF Soft Pillows and
then wore Rhine Stone Comb. just
to make the Whole Thing more blah.
Then, after she got an 18inch Hat.
with Kitchen Garden around the
Terrace and Velvet Bow on Top,
and eIasped on her Cameo Brooch and
pulled out her Puff Sleeves. II she
wasn't GaWk you're crazy. A W0m-
tiers in those days. 1t gave her the
Neck Ache to carry 1t around. Yes.
indeed. the Snappy Days of YoreI Give
the Sweet Young Thing Buggy Ride
and Ball of Popcorn and she'd be
contented for several Days figure
that, to please the superanuated Fo-
gles, all OF US blue-eyed Bessies should
20 back to playing Charades and work.
ing card Board Notices. Also ride In
victorlas, have Taffy Pull once In
while and take Lessons on the Harp.
We must be rather Rough House, as
| learn that we are being criticized
severely by all those who are cheating
the Old Peoples Home by running
around on the Outside. They have
talked necessarily for a number or
Years but they have not. so far as |
can learn, headed Off single Petting
Party. ! must now leave you to play
Is holes, attend "a couple OF Teas take
in d shake-up Party Mt O Mans Apart
ment, dine at Road-Honse and dance
MI night at the Cross, Eyed Goose. Ii
the Police don't get me. Ill see you
Tomorrow ut this hour"
Saying which she departed, leaving
Grandma on the Ropes.
MORAL: DO not repress the JOY
Gus. criminal Instincts of Youth.