Evening star., 1933-12-10

eagle IeatnerS, ana picture nat, Drlm-
med in white fur-"a couple of dead
cats" she said.
10 be Donald Richberg, general counsel
of the N. r. A., interrupted:
Not yet. your majesty, there's the
testimony to come"
Verdict first: testimony afterward,"
insisted Queen Mira in a raucouS voice
Alice, who was Little Alice America
| who wonders what it is all about" was
put on the stand and insisted she knew
absolutely nothing about the case.
That is most important testimony
the best yet" said the King
The Queen began to scream, declar-
ing that lone of the codes is going to
bite me-"
Alice saw the blood, and suggested
that now code had bitten her, Queen
Mira should scream. The Queen replied
that she had already done her scream
ing and that it was impossible to
scream again.
Il can't believe impossible things"
said Alice.
Codes Change Credulity.
".Since I've been in the code busi-
ness" commented Queen Mira. II have
believed as many as six impossible
things before breakfast"
The King was again demanding
verdict, when the White Rabbit pro-
duced new testimony, which turned out
to be song sung by the blue eaglets,
as follows:
Her name it is Mira, she wants to
inspire-a
The Nation to prosperity.
When prices go high-ra, till they hit
the sky-ra,
Then We'll have recovery
greatly admir-a Hugh Johnson's
desire-a
To make us buy early and late.
So go out and buy-ra new hats and
attire-a
Let's all help each other initiate!
After a few minutes of terrible delay
in finding the "chiseler" guilty, which
was very irksome to the King of
Crackers, the King asked the Knave of
Tin if he had anything to say why
sentence should not now be pronounced
"Yes, your Majesty" responded the
accused. "the new streamline 16-cylin-
der dictator model will be on sale next
week"
stop him. stop him!" yelled the
whole court.
Sentence was Immediately pro-
nounced. as follows:
Recognize the 1882 election differ
ential and keep Herbert Hoover's pic
ture off the windshield
G. o. p. Plight Depicted.
The sad situation of the Republican
party in the Roosevelt administration
was exhibited in a skit which began
with the dining hall in complete dark
ness while a voice recited a verse
ending:
Where, oh, where is the G. o. p?
Is the universal cry;
It's hard to suppose, for nobody knows,
Where elephants go to die
AS the lights came up Ogdan Mills
and Mayor -elect La Guardia. came on
the stage set with a nudist colony
fence, and Mills yelled:
Found at last-there they are-the
entire Republican party"
Its a good thing they're behind
fence" said La Guardia God forbid
the American people should ever see
the Republican party in the raw"
"Oh, why don't you dress SO people
won't stare?" sang La Guardia.
How the hell can we dress when
VIC VIC llOtillllS W WCdl, dlloWClCQ q
voice behind the fence.
The head of Hoover, with a fishing
rod on his shoulder appeared over the
fence He expressed surprise at seeing
a Republican with all his clothes on
and Mills told him that he and La
Guardia had made bet on the New
York City election and won couple
of new suits.
G. o. P. Mystery Solved.
When La Guardia asked ii all the
Republicans were in there, Hoover re-
piled:
Everybody We've been here since
the big wind of 1882. You know what
happened-the country's merits, we lost
our shirts"
Mills asked if Everett Sanders, chair
man and chief money raiser of the
Republican National Committee, was
in there.
Sure" said Hoover Hey, Everett,
come away from that poison ivy"
When Sanders head appeared above
the fence, Hoover asked what he was
doing prowling around in that grass.
Il thought I saw a Nickel" re-
sponded Sanders.
La Guardia announced that a new
leadership of the Republican party was
impending since he and Ogden won
New York
If you're going to head it. La
Guardia, you don't mind if I stay in
here do you?" asked Hoover.
Say, Ogden" went on Hoover, we've
already opened up the main line of at
tack on the Roosevelt administration"
Are you doing it, Herbert?" Mills
queried.
mo, not me; I've just been fishing
like I always did. Here's the boy
who's starting the trouble for Roose-
yelt.'
Up Pops the Derby.
The orchestra struck up the Side
walks of New York" and slowly face,
clad in the brown derby and cigar
of Alfred E. Smith appeared above
the fence in a spotlight.
I'VE don't need dictator, do we?"
I'VE amt guinea pigs shouted Smith,
which was the cue for song to the
tune of Solomon Levi" as follows:
He's a rugged individualist and be-
lieveS that every man
Should have chance to fill his pants
with dollars if he can;
He cannot see the policy which runs
the ship of state
He feels quite sure we missed the cure
in nineteen twenty EIGHT.
Oh, Alfred e. Smith, ira la la la Ia
la la!
oh, Alfred E. Smith, ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha!
He always was a Democrat and be-
lieved that mortal sin
With Alexander Hamilton, the devil
ushered in;
But since the last election many other
things he's felt
He thinks the devils changed his
name @aiS "A
And that now MS Roosevelt.
A prohibition repeal skit was preceded
by calling to their feet the three fathers
of prohibition repeal" who were present,