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Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-02-15

lIeves In being prepared and he was
already making plans for next
year, when he meant to have the fin
est garden anywhere around.
SO as he dug that pit he wills
tied. He says II is always easier
to work If you whistle AT the same
time. First he marked off a big
circle. and then he dug and dug.
throwing out the sand In a pile on
one side. BY and by that hole was
so deep that only Farmer Browns
Boys head appeared above the
ground. Still he kept on working
and at last only the very top of his
head could be seen. That pit was
now SO deep that 1t was hard work
to throw the sand out.
Il guess II Is deep enough" said
Farmer Browns Boy, stopping to
rest. "I'l make the sides nice and
straight and smooth and then |
guess It will do"
So after a while he smoothed the
sides with his shovel and when he
had finished he had a pit with sides
perfectly straight up and down, and
almost six feet deep. In fact It
was so deep that he had to rest his
shovel against the smooth wall and
climb up on that In order TO get out,
IF anybody tumbles In there they
won't get out In q hurry said he
as he looked down into IT, They
would need wings to get out II ls
TOO deep to Jump out of, and they
couldn't climb those steep sandy
walls. l guess I'll have to keep an
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-02-15
BEDTIME STORY
Bu THORNTON w. BURGESS

plants that he might use next spring
to make the plants OF his garden
grow. In that pit when 1t was fin
isheG he would from time to time
throw the fallen leaves which he had
raked up. and the old sods and some
dressing from the barnyard. all
sorts of things that would rot and
so make food for the plants. Such
a pile rotted away Is called compost.
and this was TO be a compost pit.
You see Farmer Browns Boy be
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-02-15

no other use for 1t. he made up his
mind that II must be a kind of trap
And yet he didn't like to think this
for he had come to think q great
deal of Farmer Browns Roy. and
10 look on him as a friend. So he
made up his mind to keep his tongne
still and walt and watch. Time
would tell.
@. 1888 by T W. Burgess. -wNu Service.
Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1933-02-15

BONERS are actual humorous
tidbits found in examination pa
pers. essays, etc, by teachers.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1933-03-09
lilly And
ri rity Return!

The present emergency will teach the people
teat lesson. Interdependence and cooperation
i'll draw believers as never before Big business
Hill learn that in the long run the policy of
suueezing' the other fellow never pays The
Merchant on the Avenue and the business man on
[ain Street will feel stronger link binding them
gether. The Captain of Industry will rub
houlders with the laborer and racketeers in
ery line will sense the futiity of individualism.
The business men of this community refuse to
overcome by any pessimistc opinion. They
bow this country is better off than other nations
ID they realize the great part they must play in
lis national situation. President Roosevelt acted
fomptly in the emergency and to no lesser degree
III the merchants of Rockville cooperate to solve
al bal problems.
When the banks are again functoning nor
bly, when our financial difficulties are untangled,
ben every repercusson of the depression is but
dim memory we shall find ourselves more COM
Btely knit together as Nation Community
ID People.
operative Business Men of Rockville
utive Committee
FERN MRS. j. BANKS BERRY j. THOMAS WATERS
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27

For the Wedding or Anniversary Gift, a hand colOred framed pic ture. Alaska Shop.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
Nuka Bay News

Yesterdays earthquake shock was felt simultaneously in Nuka Bay. AS far as is known no dam age was done although the shock was about of the same intensity there as in Seward. Buildings at the Patterson-Ogle camp rocked visibly and the compressor and engine were seen to move on their foundations
 Robert Waskey mining engineer at the Patterson-Ogle camp. said: T was in the mine with Antone Jensen at the time of the shock. We heard a loud roaring noise which we though was a snow slide. I was leaning against the side of the drift and felt the shake twice distinctly. I didn't realize it was a quake, however, until I came outside and heard the others de- scribe the incident"
 
 Captain Pete Sather of the MS. Rolfh III, in deference to the wish of P. N. Ogle of the Patterson Ogle ground in Surprise Bay, will alter his schedule on subsequent trip when MT. Ogle is aboard the Rolfh III, in order that all camps can be visited.
 It nas been Captain Sather's habit to stop at the Patterson-Ogle camp last on his way to Seward, but ne will call first at this camp so that MT. Ogle can visit all camps in the Nuka Bay area.
 We aim to please" said Captain Sather. in speaking of the volun- tary change in this schedule.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
THE WEATHER

Seward 38, light rain, calm: Di- vide 36, cloudy, calm: Moose Pass 36, cloudy, calm; Hunter 40, cloudy calm; Grandview 36, cloudy, light north wind; Tunnel 40, cloudy, light north wind; Portage 35. rain, southeast wind; Bird 38, rain, south wind; Anchorage 38, cloudy, calm; Nenana 40, cloudy, calm; Fairbanks 40, cloudy, calm.
 General Situation-Very high pressure is charted at sea from the Gulf of Alaska southWestward to Hawaii, with maximum estimated to be 30.60 inches or more in 45 north and 40 west. A depression of lessening energy overlies Ber- ing Sea and a new depression is forming over northwestern Can ada, with minimum 2952 at Fort Simpson. Relatively low pressure prevails over the Rocky Noun tains and plateau regions, and in the Southern and Eastern states. A weak high pressure area overlies Central Canada with a maximum 3010 at Churchill. The highest barometer on the coas tis 30.40 at Prince Rupert and lowest 2962 at Dutch Harbor.
 Winds and Weather Off Pacific Coast-North of Cape Blanco, fresh northerly wind and overcast Thursday Between Cape Blanco and Point Conception, moderate to fresh northerly winds and fair but with considerable cloudiness off shore.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27

Manager Ohlson of the Alaska Railroad will embark at Seattle for Seward May 6, not Saturday, according to later information.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
BASEBALL.
Pacific Coast League

Pacific Coast League Sacramento g, San Francisco 3. Portland 4, Missions 3. Oakland g, Los Angeles 6. Seattle 4, Hollywood l.
 National League New York 3, PhillieS 1. Brooklyn 5, Boston l. Cincinnati 2, St. Louis l. Chicago at Pittsurgh postponed, cold weather.
 American League Detroit 6, Chicago 4, II innings Cleveland 2, St. Louis 1. New York at Philadelphia, post poned, cold weather. Washington at Boston postponed, rain.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27

Having shoes repaired with first grade materials and good work manship saves money for you.
 Worn down heels and runover soles look bad. For economy, cOm- fort and appearance have them rebuilt.
 SEWARD LEATHER WORKS
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
HAMACUCH| SEEKS SOME POINTERS ON
 POLITICAL CAREER


 Legisnatcher thinkings maybe I sometime got to career.
 What you think them Legis- hatcher tell me when I asking which kind of so what I got to having before I get Legislicker career! Yes mom, thank you. He spoken thusly:
 Don't you consider that you very too youth to such obliga- tions?" First things you gotta go- z"How rapture! how joy!!" he club pin. Then you say: Now got wings I shall try out those. Then you gotta make beneficials for all voters. Then slip away inn meduals for stitching wild oat- meal and learn good mottos: Don't tell altogether other voter what you snigger last one.'
 This honorable Legisnatcher he been eatings full meals for six weeks and few days he toll very much, spin also. He wagging he head sideways, oh yes mom, back and forth and opposite like he are holdings at all his friends. That how he spinning yarns. I looking all times trying for to see, who he nodding at. Then I savvv. The honorable bootlegger make quick walkings mebbyso thank you.
 "Howr apture now, joy!" he snigger. Now I get the honorable snort, and go ashut with the eye, sleep two weeks"
 What do it costings to career for Legisnatcher? Yes, please, excuse I go now, I gobble.
 "Oh Whiz, it costings two box cigars and $2,OOO promises each to those thinkings to career on the fat office"
 It seem that American Legislick- CT got too plenty promises should be thankfully. But no, no. It makes me very mortify.
 I don't think I get used at this. l want a career like making big beer measure, for I snappingS those hunch that nobody making measure big enough, yes mom.
 When I having career, I make such promises you can never be- lievings.
 Yes please, excuse, but have you got a big so what for passing those beer measures and bucko?" I snoggle.
 "Oh negative!" he chitter, "Oh what the heck are difference; got a cast in the stomach of iron anyways"
 Excuse it, yes, please, the Hon. Sun of Heaven of the glorious Senate, he spoken me no like beer ing to the cmfwypETAOINNNNN bill the grandiloquent-hot cha!- House givings to the collector, and he tell him go prancing back on the House with it. What you know; very much vigger. Excuse"
 Them fellah stick in 75 items like bartender on payday and meb- by perky quills," he Snuffle. "and I don't looking that bill in the face, I'm so much more mortify. The last round was on the Senate" ,"
 T am spoken him like expecting becoming a father: Everybody he dry, expection some beer very soon. What kind of so do have you got for this?"
 "All I got is sweet memory of poor thirsty. Let clasping hand and cry the eye, show how enormulus sorroy we high Jackson their beer. Mebbe so beer act come out topside the ether when honorables receivings Investigating comittees." After conflabber with Legisnat- cher I changing mind. l don't halter career.
 Yours with hats on
 roro rJo ~,, o o,,o1oi
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
GRIPS AND GROANS

SAN FRANCISCO, April 27.-Ed c"Strangler") Lewis, former wrest- ling champion of the world, dis played his grips and groans at Dreamland auditorium before some 5000 wrestling fans, scoring two straight falls over George Hagen, the former champion of the Ma rine Corps.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27

The SS. Alaska was scheduled to arrive at Cordova at an early hour this morning and it is not thought the liner will arrive in Seward un-' til, at least, midnight, according to a noon report.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
GANNETT AT ADAK

The U. s. s. Gannett, a recent visitor in Seward on her way to the Aleutian Islands where the U. s. Navy is making a survey this summer, is now at Adak, in the central group of the Aleutian Is- lands. Quite bit of flying has been done but at present both planes of the Gannett are ground ed and no work is being done on account of bad weather. The Gan nett is based at Dutch HarbOr.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
AT THE HOTELS

VAN GILDER-K. I. SeymOre, Walter c. Culver.
 SEWARD-Phyllis Downing, c. A. Carlson.
 OVERLAND-D. w. DoWney, Joe Wilson.
 GILLILAND-John Nelson.
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27
WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILE WITHOUT CALOMEL And You'll Jump Out of Bed in
 the Morning Karin to Go

If you feel sour asd sunk and the world loolD punk. don't swallow lot of salts, mineral water, oil, laUstive candy or chewing gum and expect them % make you suddenly 0weet and buoyant aDd full of sunshine. For they can't d0 1t. They only move tho bowels and . mere movement doesn't get at tho cause. The reason for your down-and-out Sedimg is your liver. It shouaa pour out two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels daily. Y If this bile is not flowing freely. your food doesn't digest. It just decays in the bowels. Gas bloats up your stomach. You have . thick, bad taste and your breath is foul, skin ofte~ breaks out in blemishes. Your head aches a, you feel down and out. Your whole system IS poisoned.
 1t takes those good, old CAMPERS LITTLE LIVER PILLS to get these two pounds of bile flowing freely and make you fed .up and up." They contain wondetul, Aafmless, gentle vegetable extracts, amazing when it comes to making the bile how freely. 1. But don't ask for liver pills. Askfor Caytef's Little Liver Pills. Look for tho name Cartee's Little Uvv p;lls on the red label. Resent . suhs6tuee.t r. '.H sH
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-27

Kodak and Kodak Supplies, De- veloping, Printing and Enlarglng' Prompt Service. Alaska Shop.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
GOVERNMENT HAVING
TROUBLE WATCHING
MANIFOLD AGENCIES
Attempts to Help People So
Numerous Even Officials
Are Losing Track

Washington, Aug. 25.-(P-The
federal government is reaching out to
aid the country through so many diff
ferent agencies that even Washington
officials have hard time keeping tab
on them all.
Most of the mechanism of COM
missions, boards and voluntary work
ers either came into being under the
act of the last congress or by a gen.
eral revision to fit into the recovery
scheme of the Roosevelt administra-
ton.
A large part of the work over the
country is done by citizens who serve
without pay or for a nominal dollar
a year"
In this category falls the nation
wide organization carrying the MIRA
blue eagle campaign into every COM
munity. Local, state and district COM
mittees of voluntary workers have
been set up to canvass from door to
door. to educate citizens to buy under
the blue eagle and to check up on
violations.
Wherever possible, existing govern
mental agencies are utilized.
Under the public works, 48 state adj
visory boards of three persons each
have been created to aid in planning
wisely the spending of the OO,00O,-
900 fund. Members receive $40 daily
and IS for subsistence. Another part
of the set-up is system of state en-
gineers to help pass on projects.
Has Power To Disappr0ve
The national relief administration
functions with the aid of state advi-
sorry boards, whose personnel it has
the power to disapprove.
Committees of dollar a year" men
In various states and counties will
serve the home loan bank board.
Among functions taken over and
consolidated in the farm credit adj
ministration were those of the federal
farm loan bureau, the old farm board,
crop and production loan offices from
the agriculture department and the
regional agricultural credit corpora
tions of the Reconstruction corpora
ton.
Four federal banking systems will
be available to farmers at each of II
strategically located cities-Spring-
field, Massachusetts,; Baltimore, Col
umbia, South Carolina; Louisville,
New Orleans, st. Louis, st. Paul, On
aha, Wichita, Houston; Berkeley, Cal
ifornia and Spokane.
In each of these is land bank and
an intermediate credit bank. At each
will be added a production credit cor
poration from which farmers may
borrow on short term to produce
crops or livestock, in contrast to long
term loans under the federal land
banks; and finally "bank for CO.
operatives" which will help admins
ter the money left from the old farm
boards resolving fund.
Each regional city serves a large
area, that at st. Paul, for example,
serving Michigan, Minnesota, North
Dakota and Wisconsin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
Drinking Waters Are
Tested for Purity

Drinking waters served throughout
the state in public places such as no
tells, restaurants and tourist camps
have been inspected by the fegula-
tory department recently and the sur
vey shows that nearly all were safe
for drinking according to Food Com
missioner G. s. Ladd. Necessary i'm
provements which were ordered have
been made and have resulted in
all of the waters being rendered safe.
Psychological examinations made
OF water in the laboratories of the
food commissioner and chemist dur
ing recent months total SO. Most of
the samples were taken by inspectors
from establishments where the water
supply was of doubtful quality or from
previously untested wells.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
Open Golf Tourney
Set for Weekend

A sweepstakes golf tournament will
be conducted over the weekend on
the course Of the Bismarck Country
Club according to Paul Cook, men,
bers Of the clubs tournament COM
mittee.
The tournament will be an l8-hole
medal play affair, Cook said, and
everyone interested is invited to par
ticipate. A small entry fee will be as
sessed against players to defray the
costs of the prizes.
Prizes will be awarded for first and
second places and prize will be
awarded for every fourth place there
after. The prizes will be awarded on
medal scores for the Is holes.
Entrants may begin playing Satur-
day, Cook said, and the tournament
Will be completed Sunday afternoon.
Players must turn in their cards to
Tom OLeary, professional, who will
be In charge Of registration.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
CUBAN ELECTION IS
SET FOR FEBRUARY
Congress Dissolved BY New Re-
gime and Supreme Court
Judges Are ousted

Havana, Aug. 25.-(P-Taking a
firm grip on power, provisional presi-
dent De Cespedes Friday issued a de-
cree wiping out all vestiges Of the
ousted Machado regime, dissolving
congress, and calling new elections for
Feb. "a, 1894.
The measure, signed with the cab
lnet's approval and effective immedi-
ately, declared unconstitutional the
Machado administration and it's acts
since May 20, 1929, when Gerardo
Machado was inaugurated president
for second term.
All international obligations are to
be observed, however, even though
contracted since that date.
The action followed a widespread
clamor for thorough housekeeping
Of the regime that fell two weeks
ago.
1t was taken over the opposition of
United States Ambassador Sumner
Welles who, in his capacity as medi-
ator, has maintained that it Is neces-
sary to continue constitutional forms.
Removal Of three justices of the SUI
preme court, appointed after May 20,
1929 and removal of all other pro-
vincial and municipal officials under
Machado was ordered.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25

southeast; cooler west and north Sat-
urday.
For Montana: Unsettled tonight,
showers south, cooler east portion;
Saturday generally fair.
For Minnesota: Partly cloudy to-
night and Saturday; Slightly cooler in
northwest tonight and in east and
south Saturday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
SLOGAN ON BALLOTS

"Buy Dakota Maid Flour" must be
printed on all special election ballots.
p. O. Satire, assistant attorney gen.
eral, ruled Friday.
Satire held the slogan must be
printed on the ballots in accordance
with the 1898 legislative act.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
GANDHI STANDS PAT

Poona, India, Aug. 25.-(P)-The
Mahatma Gandhi's recent imprison-
ment and fast weakened him physic-
ally, he said Friday, but caused no
lessening Of his firm intention to pu.-
sue his work despite all obstacles.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25

The custom of receiving the diplo-
matte corps first at the presidents
New Years reception was inaugural
ed during James Monroe's term in
1918.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
GENERAL CONDITIONS

A high pressure area is conferred
over the western Canadian Provinces
While low pressure areas cover the
southwestern states and the eastern
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25

states. Precipitation occurred in the
I Red River Valley, in Montana and at
a few places in southern Canada.
Elsewhere over the central and west
eth districts the weather is generally
fair. Cool weather prevails from the
Plains States westward to the Pacific
coast.
Missouri river stage at 7 a. m. -06
# "a hour change, -0.1 it.
Bismarck station barometer, inch
es: 1927. Reduced to sea level, 3O.O3.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
Fights Last Night
(By the Associated press,

(By the Associated Press)
Chlcago-Henry Trpo, Louis
Vile, outpointed Ray Tramblie.
Rockford, ILL.,, (8).
Spokane, Wash.-Johnny Sui
Ivan, lat, Butte, Mont, out
pointed George Anderson, lat.
Seattle, (l0); Ford Smith, 1876.
Seattle, knocked out Larry Holt.
1876, Wheeling, w. Va, (3).
The use Of stockings originated In
the cold countries of northern Eu-
rope.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
BEAUTIES IN BATTLE
ONE OF LIES WORRIES

Cincinnati.-A newspaper adver-
tisement:
Have complete course, how to be-
come success will swap for room
rent"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25

uItle Change la
temperature.
For North Da-
kOta: Probably
showers tonight
and Saturday, eX-
cept fair Saturday
northwest por-
ton; cooler ex-
IRENE west to-
night and ex-
IRENE south Sat-
urday.
For South Da-
kota: Prob a bly,
showers tonight
or Saturday west
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
G1zll TO BOYS AND Girls!

Whea6e They're big crssoas.sd golden brown fakes Of real
AK your mother to get package Of Wheates from the
grocery store right Start eating them Send top from
ONE ~ package of Wheaes with the coupon right and you
will receive Johnny arzan) Wesmuer Action Photo.
graph showing him doing the "crawr-by return mail
ABSOLUTELY FREE.
Do now-and training to be real swimming CHAMPION
GOLD MEDAL FOODS. INcoR PoRATED
Of ), ....A L.la
GENERAL MILLS. Inc MINNEAPOLIS MINI
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
Strange But True
News Items of Day
(By The Associated Press)
IT'S A TOUGH JOB

Lincoln, Neb.-Harry Swanson, Ne.
braska's young secretary of state, Il
glad to be Of service and the folks
know 1t for he has often stressed his
willingness.
But he thought Otto Fallbeck, 9
Hemingford farmer, VISA carrying il
just little bit too far.
Fallbeck wrote for the obliging Of
ficial to "'watch' for a COW missing
from my herd. The neighbors have
not seen her so we thought we would
notify you to be on the lookout"
BEAUTIES IN BATTLE
Philadelphia.-With two bath
ing beauty contest winners" rul-
ed out because it developed they
had been married, a magistrate
was called upon to determine elig-
Utility of the remaining aspirants.
There was prosecutor, cross
examinations and all, but when
the attorney proved Mary Drum
mond had appeared in a vaude-
vile act-also taboo-police had to
break up the hair-pulling match.
TOO hot for me-" murmured
Magistrate Coward, as he sour
ried for cover.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
Weather Report
FORECAST

For Bismarck and vicinity: Prob
ably showers tonight and Saturday;
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25

The average LIE Of the presidents
Of the United States has been 60
years.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
PRECIPITATION REPORT

fhECAT AAAON nEfOn1
Total this month to date ...... GA
Normal this month to date. 90. 1852
Total, January 1st to date 49,. 7.9l
Normal. January LIST to date. 1878
Accumulated deficiency to date 4.82
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25

- MINNESOTA POINTS
High Low
est est Pct.
minneapolis. clear ..... 81 80 90
MOOrhead, cldy ........ "a Sc 90
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
NORTH DAKOTA POINTS

SOUTH DAKOTA POINTS
High Low
est est Pct.
Huron, clear .......... rs Sc 90
Rapid City. pcldy... go. "a So 90
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-25
TO MOTHERS AND pApsl

want child every morning substantial te.la
Of Whole Wheat-The STAFF Of Le-then serve Wheatiee
crped golden brown fakes ofrea Whole Wheat wheat n
out At the time Of the acceptance Of Wheas the Committee
Foods Of the American Medical Association s,ppes nesv 80
the protein and greater
even such COMMONLY used foods Get t ~
any grocsy stare. You'll b Giad you did.