The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-04-01

 that never reach the jury. o-O-o
 Say what you want, real beer is still outside the 3.2 limit. o-O-o Roosevelt goes looKrng for work. In fact he chides his secretaries when they fail to keep him busy. What, white house unemployment, too.
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 The chap who puts up good front very often has but little back of him.
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 The dress maker can be said to have model profession.
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 The woman who tells your fortune through cards, is merely trumping your belief in fairy stories.
 o-O-o It isn't socialism as much as optimism that the world needs. o-O-o Charley Chaplin insists the silent movies are coming back. Charley perhaps figures that silence is gol- den and silent movies may make a little gold for the producers. o-O--o There are three kinds of salmon, white, pink and red. But it all tastes the same. o-O-o We wonder If Hitler is just one of those German marks. o-O-o Consider the aviator whose father always told him to keep both feet on the ground. o-O-o ALONG THE LINE Spring is here, Sans sun or storm,
 They've washed the windows At the dorm. The only painful experience some encounter-the dentists of- flee. o-O-o They may amend the law 50 beer can be sold at filling sta- tions. And why not. o-O-o
 Rock gardens sometimes prove that some people will never per- init a stone to remain unturned. A wit asks if the fence in front of the new post office is one of those political fences we hear 50 much about? Women will fight in the next war, a noted European general de- clares. The Bunker Hill admoni- ton to Keep your powder dry" will suffer rebirth at that time.
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 The person who keeps an even head must first be even tempered.
 It's all right to form your own opinion but don't try to form somebody else's.
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 To ridicule another business or competitor in order to attempt q covering up of deficiencies in your own, is a sure route to bankruptcy.
 ALONG THE LINE Business begcts business, That fact Is true indeed, Tho world should take this slogan, Make 1t a business creed.
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 Farmers insist that unless they get relief they'll march on Wash ington. If they fare no better than the soldiers, they might as well stay home on the farms.
 Life and debt are pretty well hooked up together.
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 Now they've invented a weave fvn pfAr Iyf fvnar Runs on banks should be solved next.
 People who live in glass houses should have a natural fear of hail stones.
 When the country gets on its feet. we'll hand 1t to the minds responsible.
 Tho fishing season opens in about three weeks, with the usual hookup possible.
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 Those business "curvcs'' have all disappeared. The only curves now are on the high ways.
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 The market basket identified an era in our national life. So did the market bag-and those left holding it.
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 With beer returning,
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 Soon button shoes Will bc the fad. n--O--O DEALING Here's n thought. You may consider, Let's sell depression To the lowest bidder. o-O-o It was one of our great poets who intImated that we drift and dream amid life's sun, until the drift and dream is done. o-O-o It's the valuation we place on life that makes 1t mean much or little to all of us. Who can remember the good old days when the family able to provide round steak twice q week was looked up to in tho neighbor- hood. An optimist is a man who reads the closing stock prices. | O-O-O This concludes our series of pro- grams for the week. They came to you over DBD. o-O-o Good night.