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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

"Mrs. Thomas always serves such
rich refreshments."
ibid the boy clean the cart"
Aunt Evvie demanded, making for
the stable.
Joan went on winding the hose.
Her eyes were starry. There was Z
radiance over her that did not come
from the last slanting rays Of the
afternoon sun.
"Yes-he was here" she said.
swell, It looks pretty good" Aunt
Evvie came ont, and bolted the
heavy door. sNew brooms sweep
clean"
Something IN the pose 81 Joan's
1.-THE blue figure, something n the
way the sunset elorihed her bur
nishsd, wind blown hair made Evvie
catch her breath sharply. Il Was
g Il she were seeing Joan for the
drgt time, seeing tho Ivory and rose
Of her youth, her round slepdernsss,
her delicatsly perfect pro6ls.
thought bitterly. sAnd grown up
grown up Ike . mushroom. over
When nina o'clock had coma. and
Joan had closed her books and eono
70 bed, Evvie turned 10 Babe, who
was sewing On . white canton dan-
pol night9oWn destined for the
Foreign Nissiopse Christmas box.
wen have ID do somothine With
f~~~ - 80 ETA lA.a@a-~H-
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Barbs

There's . lot Of wild speculation
now over the future Of tho dquor
problem, but It's our own guess that
when repeal comes folks viii soon get
down 70 cases.
3 4 +
walters In Brasil become In
suited when tips are osteroe
them, says . news story. 0ue
average night club waiter prob
ably regards these fellows -
Brazil nuts.
8 s
Russian balloonist rose only 20 feet
on attempted flight to stratosphere.
Another case where initiation failed?
\ = \
A husband can usually produce
harmony In the home Il he y
content TO play second fiddle.
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~ RODNEY BUTCHER
Tribune Warrington Correspondent

Washington, Sept. Decentralization
has become q statisticians' paradise.
Both the statistic and its manager
have been given enormously enhanced
dignity and prestige under the New
Deal.
This administration Il concerned
vitality with the figures that show
progress Or lack Of progress In It's
many efforts toward recovery. The
old days when the government did
tricks with percentages and index fig
ures in attempts to demonstrate Inn
|provement are over.
Many Of the country's best statis-
ticians have been attracted into gov-
eminent service. Most Of them are
economists as well and some may be
considered members Of the brain
Trust"
Charting the New Deal and measure
Ing its achievements requires many
new figures never gathered before.
NRA economists, working on q code,
must know approximately. how many
persons given maximum Of working
hours should re-employ; then they
must learn how many have been re-
employed with the code IN operation.
Prices, must be measured against
purchasing power and the only way
the AAA can tell how its farm pro-
gram is going Is by gathering gobs Of
figures to show the ratio between the
farmers income and living costs. And
so on.
Without such statistics, the whole
recovery program might go to pot In
fog Of ignorance and confusion,
That's why the new Central Statis-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30
Is This More Politics?
VALLEY City Peoples Opinion)

Governor william LANCER spoke
over the radio on Wednesday evening
Of this week under the auspices Of the
Greater North Dakota association.
Last week the voters of the state
placed their stamp of disapproval on
our governor and his political propa-
ganda. In less than q week after such
action by the voters Of the state the
Greater North Dakota association
puts on q special program for the
governor. Former Secretary James
Milloy Of the Greater North Dakota
association and who Is still chairman
Of the board of directors of the or
ganization, was one Of the most prom
inent men at the last LANCER league
convention and probably did more
than any individual in the noininat-
ing Of William LANCER for governor.
Now the Greater North Dakota asso-
citation is showing its hand In a po-
litical way and brings LANCER out be-
fore the people as their spokesman.
How will the many donators to the
Greater North Dakota association
take this stand? Probably many Of
the members do not know that James
Milloy, former secretary and present
chairman Of their board of directors,
had . prominent part In nominating
LANCER and therefore think lightly OF
the present move. but when they know
the fact they may look at 1t different
ly. Even though Mr.. Milloy Is now
with the Minneapolis Journal, he is
still the power behind the throne and
will probably be in North Dakota
soon TO see that LANCER is brought
back into the limelight. Just few
more moves Of this kind and the
Greater North Dakota association will
60 the way Of LANCER: they win be 81
the past.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Diathermy for Pelvic Inflammation


Five years ago I had my appendix,
one ovary and fallopian tube removed
adhesions -. involvement
of remaining ovary DR..
used diathermy telectric-coagulation)
just once. Since that have worked
as usual during the entire time
Three cheers for diathermy from one
who knows. CMrs. A. H. S.
Answer-The method has proved
q boon In many such cases But
warn the public to beware of charla-
tans who pretend to have skill in this.
It Is always wise to make sure the
physician or surgeon you consult for
such treatment Is one of good repute
and standing.
The Phunny Pharmacist
The pharmacist at --'s drug
store tells me that If try your iron
and ammonium citrate remedy for
hypochrolnic anemia I must stop all
use Of tea and coffee while taking it,
because the tannin in the tea or
coffee will react with the iron and
coat my alimentary canal with Ink
iron tannate. &C. L. E.
Answer-Far be it from me to take
issue with the head soda jerker, but
II I were you I'd take my iron and
ammonium citrate and go right on
enjoying my tea and coffee. Relate
the yarn to the traffic cop-1ll bet
he Will be reminded Of another.
Strike Off the Band
Our baby is seven months old and
still wears his wooden flannel band
I have been tempted to take 1t off on
hot days, but everybodys says 1t Is
dangerous (E. A. 81
Answer-The poor kid. What chance
has he to survive If you keep on do
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Nv GO ON WITH. THE
STORY.
CHAPTER s

OAA<A4 GxS
Bill hadn't the time for girls. He
had been struck with Joan's beauty
when he first saw her framed in
the red velveteen curtains that first
afternoon. She haunted him, rs q
bar of music, or line from a~poem
can haunt one, and all the next day
rs he went about his greasy chores
in Gerwin's Garage he thought Of
her, slender and gold and remote in
the window. But she lived in "the
Van Fleet mansion" and she was
only . kid. He would never had
thought Of her as . possible sweet
heart. Big Bill Martin was almost
twenty, and had worked on the
docks.
Nor would Joan have made the
first advances. They might never
have known each other, had he not
come upon her that April afternoon
crying in the old stable.
Were they really strangers? joan
looked up at him through wet, thick
lashes. Her seagEeen eyes were deep
pools Of wandering tenderness.
"We-we're like the story Of the
sleeping princess in the fairy tales, -
she said in her clear, childish voice.
"You know-she's been asleep for
= hundred years: and he finds her.
and kisses her"
She broke of, and grinned in sud-
den embarrassment. ~ mean be-
cause we didn't know each other
Beforehand all Of . sudden. we just
did"
He hadn't meant to kiss her, not
even when she talked about the
fairy tale, but she was 20 near, her
sweet mouth was 30 soft and red.
Their lips met, then Joan drew
back in sudden fright. "Oh-why
did you?" she whispered.
"Well, guess ! better get busy
on the car" he said with forced
cheerfulness. "That's what ! was
sent around here to do-be losing
my job if ! don't look out" And
then, lower, anxiously, "You-you
aren't angry-are your!
She shook her head. "No-not
angry- -. .,..1.. A..a !,
his brown paw. "Then it's oil right.
Say, can use the hose on the cart"
do wash it with? oh, yes. And
III talks 1t when you're finished"
They went out together, and Bill
screwed it to the leaky faucet near
the south hedge.
"I'll hold Il for you'll"
"Oh no"
MR,,t ->~% <neW
IN the end he let her. and then
no dragged It back TO the rose gar.
den for her, and returned 70 the cal
to finish his work.
From her place IN the garden
Joan could watch him. She saw
him IN Q golden mist. ALREADY shl
was fitting him into al her bookisl
dreams. She saw him muehing with
q dor team through the frozen
north. A lash Of red-the Royal
Mounted. getting bic man. A sweat
ing khaki figure leading . charg(
into No Mans Land. An engineer
ii tropie white, beating his way
through some South American jun
9le. Her heart beat craxily against
: her blue serge side. !.
How hard no worked on Evvie'l
car. His khaki shirt was open q
the neck. She had never notices
that boys had pretty necks before
Well, not pretty exactly-but nice
How blue his eyes were: Dark hall
and blue eyes
"My father had dark hair Ant
blue eyeslo shs called to hin across
ths b1shea.
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"Guess she's in bed by novi" The
whistling grew fainter. blew avav
on the salt wind.
Aunt Evvie's letter went rush.
ing on ito way, and Spring Who
knows no letters, went leisurelv
about hers.
Tender, green leaves, pale and
Through which you could look u
ana zee the azure sky and the biz
white clouds drifting over the Sd
orchard. The hills teemed with Wild
dowers. The green Waterx a. ~
bay, specked with white fosm.
sparkled In the sun and thu lit4le
boats anchored there bobbed iov.
ously up and down..
Il was Ill new to Joan-ail tia
old familiar sights and sounds sn6
smells Of Sausalito in Sprinr-hs-
cause she WAS sharing It With Bill.
And when the big yellow moon 49,
low q the sky, and the lanterns an
the little boats over Belyedara ~
glowed like drehies In the nieht ~
beauty was almost more 81 ~ ~
could bear. Il only she conl6 nnt
out ner hand and touch him-kn6w
that he was loving II ID, too
Inefe must b . way-they must
nnd . way t. meet at nights, too.
AZ fr.t Il Was enough TO mast an
Wednoedey afternoona ~h.~ ~.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30
EVOLUTION OF DISEASE

Cholorsis, the green Sickness" q
characteristic type Of anemia in
young girls, was fairly common as
recently as 80 years ago. It is clearly
described as one OF the primary or
essential anemias In OSler's "Prac-
tice," the edition Of 1906. Every ply
sician who was in practice at that
time undoubtedly saw cases Of chlor-
osis. But today this disease has
practically disappeared. Its place
seems to have been taken by another
type of anemia, called achromic
anemia, or simple achlorhydric
anemia. which occurs In womn Of 81
or older.
Another disease the physician saw
commonly at the turn Of the century
was lobar pneumonia otherwise
known as pleuro-pneumonia and for
merly as lung fever. Yes, any doc
tor who was in practice then can
remember cases OF classical lobar
pneumonia. Today lobar pneumonia
IS certainly the exception, that Is, the
typical illness is rare, and another
type of pneumonia. broncho-pneu-
moia, is now the most frequent acute
lung Inflammation.
Classical govt, which must have
been q common affliction III grand
fathers time, simply doesn't happen
now. Whatever the nature or cause
Of the acute inflammation Of the
great toe joint may have been
(there Is no good reason to think uric
acid has anything to do with such
TROUBLED, wesare bound to admit that
the complaint happened often enough
hundred years ago. But what has
become OF it now? Surely our excuses
Of food and drink are still great
enough to produce govt If there Is
such a morbid condition. The evolu-
tion Of disease seems the only way
to explain the mystery. .
Acute inflammatory rheumatism
or articular rheumatism" or "rheu-
matte" fever or acute infectious arth-
ritk as 1t is now called, has become
a milder or less violent il none
the less serious illness. Even the
joke about the chap who had inflam-
matory rheumatism complicated with
jumping toothache is not SO good q
joke as it was in the old days when
people had jumping toothache COM
plicated with inflammatory rheuma-
tism.
AS for that, 1t seems that people
don't even have the terrible tooth
ache that our forbears suffered.
Diphtheria and scarlet fever have
both been modified by evolution. In
the eighties and nineties Of the last
century the occurrence Of either ILL.,
ness in q household was rightly re-
garded as q grave calamity, tor a
large share Of cases were fatal. Then
came anti-toxin. Later toxin-anti-
toxin and toxoid, to protect children
against the menace. Today diph-
liberia is no longer dread disease.
Either the character Of the disease
has changed or the susceptibility Of
the race has changed.
In a discussion Of such subject
one might ring In something about
our newly developed diseases, such as
the nervousness" Of people who live
under high tension and Ill that bunk.
But we need not turn to imaginary
n.aladies. The plain facts are suffi-
cient to show that there = IN evo-
luton Of disease.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30
Still Room for Doubt

While police and guardsmen were
hunting q band Of escaped criminals
in Indiana Thursday, federal secret
service man was boasting In Mem
phis, Tenn, that Machine Gun"
George Kelly could not possibly have
escaped: that he was q gone goose"
the minute the secret service opera
tives took his trail.
The story told how Uncle Sans
bright boys trailed Kelly to Mime
apolis, Mimi. San Antonio, Texas.
and points In between and how they
were gradually catching up with him,
even though they missed him in each
city which they later found he had
visited.
The gullible would like to believe
this, Of course. It would give the av-
erage citizen . feeling Of satisfaction
II he could really accept the tale with
its inferences Of infalibility.
Unfortunately, however, the idea
must be sailed literally before TAX
ing. The Kellys had been In Men,
phis long enough to get themselves
settled and to send their small girl
blind back to Oklahoma before the
understanding Of the sleuths began
to have the desired effects. Even
then, their Herculean mental effort
would have been In vain had not the
little Oklahoma girl furnished them
with q clue.
It would be pleasant to have justi-
fcation for q slogan in the United
States similar to that which distin-
cuisines the Canadian Royal police
but We want no Misrepresentation Of
the facts. When. our police always
get their man" will be time enough
to have the tradition broadcast fol-
public acceptance. As it Is. there are
too many unsolved crimes for the
people to put much faith In 1t now.
They might ask, for example, were
there none Of these federal super
sleuths in the Chicago area when
that band Of desperate criminals
escaped from the Indiana prison only
9 few miles away? II so, where was
heir master minding In that case?
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Of all news dispatches credited to it
or not otherwise credited In this
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All rights OF republication OF all other
matter herein are also reserved.
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Twisting the Tigers Tail

lWlSJIu8 tue Tiger 1dN
A situation fraught with much po-
l,tical Significance is that In New
York City which finds the Tammany
Tiger fighting for its life.
Opposed to this Infamous organiza-
ton Is q fusion organization, but back
Of the fusionists stand some Of the
most powerful political figures in the
country.
It has often been asserted-and as
often denied-that President Roose-
yelt favors the custer Of Tammany
control IN New York City.
There is no secret about the fact
that Postmaster General Farley is
interested in the fight, however, and
what Farley does in a political way
comes pretty close to being the atti-
tude Of the administration.
That this is so is one Of the strong
est possible indications Of political
cleanliness at Washington. BY all the
laws OF politics, President Roosevelt
should be coming to the assistance OF
the hard-pressed tiger.
He may have his own reasons for
not doing 50, but the probable fact Is
he cannot condone the things which
the New York City machine has done
and sees no reason for dirtying his
hands In its defense.
The effect will be to make powerful
enemies In New York at the same
time 1t solidifies the respect Of the
rest Of the nation.
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ing as everybody says2 Send dime
and q stamped envelope bearing your
address and ask for the Brady Baby
Book. The belly band or binder
should be discarded as soon as the
navel dressing Is observation-disclosures
ally within two weeks after birth.
Copyright 1883, John F. Ollie Co..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
By William Brady, M. D.

letters pertaining health hygiene
diagnosis treatment win answered
envelope enclosed Letters should written
ink No made queries conforming
Address william Brady, In this newspaper.
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tical Board, which includes the ace
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Of the IeoefM
agencies, Is one Of the most important
groups In town.
Even statisticians can kid them
selves. some-of them match the one
about IL Ill the economists were laid
end to end they'd never reach . con.
clusion" with the assertion that II
Ill the statisticians were laid ena %
end It wouldn't make any diuer-
ence.~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

I would love to be q n1wspaperman
because I love the classics and I love
good literature. - Mayor John r.
OBrien Of New York.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

It Is mans intelligence that makes
him behave more stupidity than the
beasts.-Ald0us Huxley, author.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

A patented nicotine stain remover
can now be obtained by women
smokers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

There are too many young special
lists. They come out of school and
suddenly they are specialists. - Dr.
william J. Mayo, famous surgeon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

Chicago has five scheduled sail
ing to points Oh the Atlantic sea-
board.
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Maybe there's something In name
after all. That Michigan policeman
who testified against those nudists
was named Heek.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
With The Tribunes policies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30

The NewDeal
Washington

New Deal Il Great Doen % Statisti-
clan. Even Tomb Of George
Warrington Feels Depression. !.
Russian Trade story Il Exaggerated
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-09-30
TOME FEELS DErREssIoN

TOMB FEELS DEPRESSION
Despite Sol Doom's great bicenten-
NAL effort last year, lees attention
thanks to tho depression-is being
paid to George Warrington.
Washingtons old home and tomb Of
Mount Vernon from May to August
were visited BY only 10000 persons.
There were 1000 IN tho same pc
Rod Of 1891 and 81. 900 In the bicen-
tennial year Of 1882.
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WHAT HAS HAPPENED
81 FAD

Joan Hastings. seventeen and
beautiful, lives Z secluded life with
her two maiden aunts in house
long run to seed. Aunt Evvie, dis.
covering that Joan has visited Z
dance hall, angrily reveals to her
the story Of how her mother had
won her father away from Aunt
Babe. Joan, alone In her room,
clasps to her heart a miniature Of
her mother and refuses to believe
she was anything but good. Aunt
Evvie buys a cheap auto and en-
cages Bill Martin, 4 garage worker,
to care for it. Bill, looking up from
his work, sees Joan watching him
from her window. Ordered to
water the rose garden, Joan sinks
down on the running board of the
car and weeps because Of her lone
illness and restraints. Bill finds her,
and distressed by her grief. tries to
comfort her.
NOW GO ON WITH THE
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RUSSIAN STORY sPrK1D

10O001k1XN OAV6A 08 AAoW
Stories that Governor Henry Nor
genthap, r., Of the Farm Credit Ad-
ministration had been designated to
carry out trade negotiations with the
Soviet Union involving $50,O00,O00 or
more were somewhat exaggerated.
30 many government agencies were
heing bothered constantly BY persons
representing Or claiming 70 represent
Russia itself Or IN interest ID Rus
sian trade that II was decided to
send them Ill to Morgenthau, since
negotiations would involve farm
credits. 50 the state Department,
Agriculture Department. r. +. c.,
and other agencies now are doing
that.
Expanded trade and Russian recog-
milton are In the cir, but there's moth
ing definite.
ROOSEVELT SAYS NOTHING
Asked about the political situation
IN New York, where Tammany is
threatened with loss Of control, Presi-
Gent Roosevelt replied: There's
nothing I can say. but there's . lot I'd
ike to say. I just can't take part in
local politics"
Now the politicians are hoping for
sign from Postmaster General Jim
Farley. Democratic national chair
man.
Copyright. 1888, NEA Service, 1nc.>
The Washington times., 1933-02-28
Indian Spring
Needs United
Members
BY GEORGE A. SIMPSON

The golf future of the Indian
Spring Club swings upon COM
plete accord among the member
ship and, unless there is this
unity, grave dangers threaten the
club.
There seems to be two factions
fighting to gain authority as Of
ficers of the club. The two sides
should bury their differences for
the best interests of the club and
all pull together.
Annual Election Tonight
This writer cares little as to
which faction gains control but
the defeated forces should take
their defeat in good grace and
assist in keeping the club or
ganization on a sound basis.
The annual election of officers
will take place tonight and a
heated session is sure to take
place. Whatever the outcome, the
members should place the success
of the club above their own de-
sires.
Golf Gems
Cliff Spencer, Beaver Dam pro,
reads murder mysteries when
prevented from playing golf. Z.
Mick Maier, Bill White and
Johnny Miller, three big wigs of
Beaver Dam, invariably play to-
gether every Sunday. Paul Hes
ton, better known as a tennis
pro, making rapid strides as a
golfer. .carded 80 yesterday in
the qualifying rounds of the Palm
Beach championship Denny
Shute has been appointed new
pro at the Llanerich Club in Phila-
delphia, assuming his duties May
l.. . Everett Eynon keeps his golf
swing well grooVed by taking to
Badminton during the winter
months. Donald Ross, golf ar
chitect, tells Of the chappie who
made two holes in one shot.
DR.. D. G. Davis bagged a birdie
three on the ninth at Beaver
Dam the other day, nearly holing
his braSsie.
The Washington times., 1933-02-28
Er-D. C.. SchOOLbOys
Placed on Star FiUe

Three former District school,
boys were honored with positions
on the All-Southern Conference
basketball teams, chosen at the
conclusion of the tournament in
Raleigh, N. c., last night. Jim
Thompson, Duke center and
schooled at Western High, was
placed on the first team, receiv.
ing a first string choice on all
but one vote.
Rufus Vincent, Maryland for.
ward who prepared at Dewitt Prep,
was assigned a forward berth on
the second team. Herbie Thofnp-
son, Duke guard and who starred
with brother Jim at Western
High, was also named for the
second team.