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Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-07
MAY DRINK BEER IN AUTOS

CAMAS, Wash. U.PJ-To drink
ones beer-and have it, too-in
ones automobile is no worse than.
procuring it in soft drink parlors,
the city council ruled here in strik-
ing from the proposed liquor or
dinance a statute prohibiting i'm
bibing of the brew in vehicles.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-07

The carryover of alfalfa seed in
Palo Verde valley has ali been sold
and the 1888 harvest has begun.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-08-18

the unchastened Dave Chaser, Har-
riet Hector and others already are
galloping through rehearsals-tn two
theaters-of the piece to be called
Hold Your Horses" This Is going
to be q Victorian bit about Dia-
mond Jim Brady, "Nigger Mixes"
saloon, Rector's and other people and
places Of once dupont -time. +. Best
news Of all about the Cook show Is
that Johnny Green has written the
music. The handsome, affable and
thoroughly modest. Mr.. Green, who
wrote might Club Suite" reminds
you Of George Gershwin. And his
music, it's said, even reminds Mr..
Gershwin Of Gershwin The third
early musical is, as usual, the opus
OF Earl Carroll. Only this time he'll
combine mystery and nudity, or ecto-
plasm and epidermis, In something
titled Murder at the Vanities." Be-
tween each homicidal act the Gus
toners will be entertained by Rufus
King, Olga Baclonova, Jean Adatr
and many lovely ladies -.
Marked Indefinite" but also on
the future book for September, are
the "Ziegfeld Follies OF 1885," to be
produced by Miss Billie Burke and
the Shuberts, and George Whites al
most annual Scandals" Mr.. White
is trying to. lure Mae West to star
in it, but II It comes to q Turing con-
test, Mr.. White may find himself in
Hollywood instead -. Then there
will be all sorts Of straight dramatic
diversions to brighten life along the
Gay Way in the autumn.
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destroy the lice, but it seems q dis
agreeable treatment. I have observed
less disagreeable treatment which
rids school children's heads Of lice
Wet the tips Of fingers with berga;
mot and rub into the scalp in various
parts. The lice will crawl out along
the hair, where they can be readily
removed. (Mrs. H. E. NJ
Answer-Thank you. No. doubt
Mrs. H. e. M. means oil of bergamot
Diathermy Of Tonsil
Six weeks ago I had my tonsils
removed by surgery. One Of the
crypts is still inflamed. The doc
tor keeps applying iodin to it and
says it Is chronic and will take time
to get well :. (Mrs. M. A. j.
Answer - Diathermy will quickly
Eterilize the crypt. It might have
been better to have the tonsils ex.
tirpated with diathermy in the first
place. It is less blind work than the
bloody method.
Imagine, Writing for Your Nurse
Would you advise taking a course
In nursing from q school in another
city? They give diploma and q
pin, but it costs Betsy.
Answer-If you refer to CORE
spondence course, do not advise it.
# 1t Is an actual training school for
nurses, your family physician would
be the best one to ask about 1t.
Copyright, 1888, John F. Ollie Co..
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The Little Fellow Paws

Investigations of closed banks,
which are bringing to light some of
the reasons for their collapse, reflect
considerable credit on smaller bor-
rowers for their integrity and their
business judgment.
BY and large its seems to have been
the inability of banks to collect on a
relatively small number of big loans
which pulled them under. The So
called financiers, who required huge
sums Of other peoples money to
carry on their operations, were the
ones who left the banks in the lurch.
The little fellows, in much larger
percentage, stepped up to the line
and paid off.
The condition was part and parcel
OF the era Of frenzied finance, with
It's unwarranted expansions and its
gigantic deals" for which depositors
are now paying. Current revelations
should do much to indicate to bank
ers where they can safely farm out
their depositors' funds.
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and the professional speculative ope-
rators look upon the public and the
public's representatives as saps.--
John T. Flynn, business expert.
+ y !
The coal industry cannot exist half
slave labor and half free labor
Frank e. Taplin, railroad and coal
magnate.
\ \ y
The National Recovery Act is more
than a war on the depression; it
starts us on course which, If fol.
lowed wisely, will guard us againss
a tragic recurrence Of what has hap
pened to us In the past few years.
Secretary Of War Dern.
i i X
I am too busy to grow old
Premier Mllssolini.
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The Moppers-up
IVA Shinofop CtorN

N q mluCary campaign responsible
duties are assigned to the moppers-
up. After the first waves of attack
are launched, the moppers-up follow
IN squads equipped with rifle and
bayonet and hand grenades and comb
the battlefield to make sure that all
the enemy has been cleaned out by
Inc storm troops. This is an impor-
tant junction, for the first lines of at
TACK must push forward with all DOS
sible speed toward the objective and
lack the time for searching out con-
cealed positions-once these have been
passed. '''
Inc moppers-up in the Blue Eagle
campaign are now being organized for
action. In some respects their part
promises to be the most intensely in
teresting Of the whole campaign. The
various generals, their eyes fixed on a
ae1lnite objective, are publicly abjur-
ing use OF the word boycott" and
some Of them have banned the often
sive term "slacker"-but this does not
inter1ere with the moppers-up, who
Know what they must do.
The offensive has been launched
and the Blue Eagle signs are appear
ing by the scores of thousands. The
lines move forward quickly. But how
many "chiselers' have been left be-
mind, cleverly concealed behind the
spread wings of the Eagle? This
shortly, will be revealed. President
Green Of the American Federation of
LABOR has written to 10000 local I'M
ions, asking that careful Investigation
pc made OF those who display the
Eagle, and to report noncompliance
with the rules for which it stands.
IN New York Matthew Vol, a vice
president OF the federation, announces
1oO,OOO members of organized labor in
the metropolis will become as MANY
policemen, to enforce observance of
the recovery act. Potent forces. these.
Make a man a keeper of his neigh
oor's morals and you have a jealous
worker, indeed, and when he is as
signed TO check up on the shortcom-
ings OF his employer, his labors will
know no bounds. The individual
moppers-up, Of course, cannot expect
70 get very Tar unassisted. But from
Gen. johnson comes blunt promise
That plenty Of assistance will be
ready. There will be q clear cut
case he promises. and the un-
fortunate individual who provides It
Will be publicly shorn Of his Eagle
And that Is going to be a sentence
OF economic DEATH" In other words.
the moppers-up have been told that
when some dark dugout is found still
occupied, throw hand grenade down
the hole. Do not wait for abiect sur
render Of the hidden.
Grim business, and promising a lot
OF complications. But, unless the
Eagle Is to be accepted as q canary
pro, necessary. Somebody will be
nurt who does not deserve it-but
was war ever otherwise? The best
one can hope for Is that the moppers-
up Will be so well disciplined they
VIII not, in the fervor of battle and
the excitement of carrying loaded
rifles and bayonets, undertake an
economic massacre, without waiting
Tor announcement of that carefully
considered sentence OF economic
death that Gen. johnson has in
mind.
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AHA, so YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING
WE'LL?

In practice I have observed that
people who can and do sleep well
often have poor sleeping conditions
and people who have excellent sleep
ing equipment are likely to suffer
from insomnia of their own making.
Irony, thinks the neurotic. In truth
it is one Of the fair deals OF life.
There Is something on the conscience
Of the wretch who cannot sleep.
It Is astonishing, too, how many
people insist on having and even 60
heavily in debt to have luxurious
comforts in an automobile which
they enjoy for an hour or two day,
yet boggle at an investment of one
twentieth as much money for years
Of good sleep. It Is hard to conceive
why the living room, library or dining
room should rate fine and costly fur
niture while the sleeping rooms are
rather less inviting than those Of a
second rate hotel.
In earlier lessons in this course all
neurotics or so-called nervous wrecks
were divided into two classes-the
dumb and the crooked. There Is no
alternative for those who purport to
have weak nerves" or neurasthenia.
They should be prepared to accept
either A or B classification II they
boast, complain or confess they suf-
fer from insomnia.
Adults over 80 ordinarily need eight
hours of sleep. If they play, work
or exercise much, particularly in the
open air, they can do with nine hours
in bed. If they live by their wits OF
as parasites on the labor, industry,
thrift or indulgence Of others, they
need only six or seven hours sleep
or rest in bed. Many sedentary adults
enjoy excellent health on six hour
sleep schedule, plus an additional two
hours Of rest in bed, that Is, rest
waking.
Fear Of sleeplessness, like any other
fear or worry or anxiety, is injurious
to health. Worry about short sleer
rationS Is habit cultivated by neu.
rotics. Instead Of taking advantage
OF a wakeful hour or two to cogitat<
some pleasant problem or plan they
dwell on their nefarious schemes o.
their sins or the peril Of being foune
out. They are troubled by a bad con
science in the dead Of night. They
yearn for dope to make them forget
to make them sleep. They toss mis-.
erably "all night long," Whereas {
normal individual whites away thu
time quietly, perhaps thinking OF ont
pleasant thing or another about life
perhaps reading a bit Of whatever h,
likes to read, perhaps just listening
to the sounds of night.
NeuroticS are ever ready to make 8
fuss and complain about the noises
that are associated with the lif,
around them. Street traffic, tn.
whistle Of the milkman, the tintin
nabulation Of the garbage collector
as they juggle cans on the pavement
the barking Of dogs, the chatter o.
late parties, the sQuawk Of neighbors
radios. When such ordinary noise
prevent sleep it is fairly obvious tina
the sleep is not necessary. If on
has earned ones sleep the clatter an,
racket Of life does not interfere Will
it at all.
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-CHAPTER FIFTEEN

When the dinner hour actually
arrived and the four Of them were
seated in the spacious dining room
Of the Warren winter home, light.
cleaning on silver and priceless
glass, an impeccable butler holding
silver platters Of rich food on ones
left, filling glasses, rem OWN &
crested plates, Patricia was amazed
by her own reaction to thei,
situation.
She felt as if she were an actress
playing a part while her baby was
dying at home or something. It was
rather thrilling to think, while she
and Aunt Pam were chatting Of
inconsequential things, that only
last night she and Aunt PANS hus.
band had kissed. And maybe at the
same time he was thinking about II
and wishing 70 kiss her again right
while he sat there beside his wife,
It made her feel worldly, q little
blase. She saw herself as one Of
those beautiful vampires who "a
around breaking up homes, then
breaking the hearts Of the poor
fools who loved them. To speak to
Jimmie was another matter. Not
till the fruit cocktail, the soup and
entree had been disposed Of did
she achieve it.
GLOW was the golf today, Jim
mie?" she asked, cudgeling her
brain for something brilliant to say.
didn't play" he said quite
calmly. "Started to, but took q walk
instead"
That silenced her. But maybe he
didn't walk alone. This worried her.
Finally she said: who'd you walk
WITH" She was instantly furious
at herself. Maybe he'd think she
was jealous. And Aunt Pam would
think she must be awfully inter-
ested to quizz him like that.
went alone" he replied.
Her heart sang. He went 50 he
could think Of me. !. But maybe
he was thinking Of what q little
fool I was last night, and afraid
I'd expect him to kiss me again,
and he didn't want to.
Her face burned at this thought.
She hated him a. she never sup
posed she could hate anybody-not
even a-snake.
She began talking to Pamela
about her after-lunch walk, men,
tioning freely the boys who were
along, recounting the conversation
Of one Of them as if it were a mas
terpiece Of brilliance and wit.
Presently she caught her father
studying her as if he heard not one
word she was saying. She turned
to him: "S'matter, Pop?" Her eyes
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Psychological Comeback

Sharp advances In the grain mar
ket. recorded Thursday, were to be
expected. It was inevitable that q
psychological comeback should be
staged both by those honestly inter.
ested in grain prices and the specu.
lative fraternity.
Wheat is worth more than 1t nov
is bringing in the nations mar
ket places. Every competent observer
knows 1t and many skilled prophets
are frank to predict that dollar wheat
on stable basis, is easily in sight.
The situation Of the last few days
however, emphasizes again the urgent
need for reform on the part Of the
grain exchanges. II they are to per-
form the function which they claim
justifies their existence. they must
make the grain pits something more
than gambling dens where profession
al spectators bet their money against
the next turn Of the wheel.
This newspaper Is well aware of the
arguments made by the grain trade In
defense Of present practices. Many
Of them are sound and there is no
question but that q more efficient
system of marketing grain would be
difficult to develop.
But these factors are outweighed by
the handicaps which the set-up now
imposes upon the man who actual,
raises the grain. It is he who is en-.
titled to first consideration and he
isn't getting it under conditions where
the temperamental and emotional re.
actions Of gamblers determine wha,
he shall get for his toll and invest,
ment.
It may be . bitter pill for the grair
brokers to swallow, but we are ap.
preaching the time when there vii
Be less unbridled speculation and 1
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PrOsnerity Smoke


Because cigarette and cigar manu-
facturers declared good dividends
breaking all records in some cases.
and the tobacco grower was left hold
Ing the bag alore With the wheat
and cotton growers, the federal gov
eminent will reduce the next tobacco
crop, pay the grower a bonus on his
abandoned acres and collect a pro-
cessing tax from the consumer.
BY this method it is hoped that the
grower will obtain a fair price for his
product through the elimination of
surplus crops and that prosperity will
return to the tobacco fields and to
the several states and parts Of states
largely dependent upon the weed,
Fifty per cent Of the tobacco acres
must be taken out of production If
the governments program is carried
out to the letter. For each acre turn
ed to other uses the farmer is to be
allowed $50 and is promised a much
larger return If the experiment is
successful.
The smokes are on the house.
which means they are on John Smith,
taxpayer and ultimate consumer. He
Will pay a higher price for his to-
bacco, to pay the processing tax to
pay the farmer.
And will he complain? Not if it
will enable the tobacco grower to hire
more hands at higher wages, build
new sheds and homes, buy more auto
mobiles and automatic refrigerators.
and in other ways give the smoker
and taxpayer more pennies with
which to buy the smokes.
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; IN MI
| NEW /
YORK
BY PAUL HARRISON

New York, Aug. 1.-THE first
thing to boom nightly under MIRA
influence was the flag industry.
Broadway has gone very red-white-
and-blue -. Even up at Columbus
Circle the communist orators seem
to have bedecked their soapboxes
with more flags than usual, and to
have tuned down their denounce-
ments Of the American Facisti''
=. The Blue Eagle isn't everywhere
yet, but he's coming along. And the
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A Showdown Approaches

A SHOWDOWN Approaches
Action by Governor LANCER Tuesday
in vetoing attempts to appoint Walter
Maddox or Usher L. Burdick as man.
ager of the state mill and elevator
speeds the time when a showdown
must be had with regard to that in
stitution.
To the general public the reasons
for the effort to unseat o. L. Spencer
as manager Of the mill are . trtfle
obscure. At first glance 1t might
seem that political antipathy inspired
the efforts of John HUSKY and A. j.
Gronna, members Of the industrial
commission, to effect his discharge.
This theory fails, however, when it
is remembered that HUSKY, Gronna
and Governor LANCER are members Of
the same political group, Jointly
charged by the people with respon-
sibility for this enterprise.
The efforts lend credence to charges
regarding operation Of the mill which
have been rumored frequently of late.
Ono such report has to do with the
handling Of Red Cross wheat, but the
details never have been officially dis
closed and until the full facts are
given the public by responsible sources
it Is impossible for the average citi-
zen to form q Judgment.
One thing the recent developments
have done, however, Is to place entire
responsibility for the mills success or
failure upon the shoulders Of Cover
nor LANCER. It Is he who has insist
ed upon retaining Spencer, making
free use Of his veto power in order
to do so.
Should 1t develop that incompet-
ency or dishonesty exists at the mill,
the governor will be forced to share
the blame with whoever may be d.
rectly guilty.
The situation cannot long 90 on as
it Is now. The mill is an enterprise
owned and operated by the people,
through their elected agents, and they
are entitled to know complete details
OF its operation. When all Of the
facts are known there should be a
clearing Of the atmosphere from
which no honest man will suffer.
Meantime, the average citizen can
wonder II the legislature did a wise
thing in yielding to the governors re-
quest that he be given the veto power
over the other two members of the
industrial commission. HUSKY and
dronna are men Of proved skill and
unquestioned honesty. Their OPPOSE
ton to the governors stand carries
unusual Significance because Of their
personal regulations.
80 far all Of the kicking has been
done under the covers. It is about
time that the public be told the truth
50 1t can Join the melee If 1t cares
to do so.
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steadier basis for grain values. AS
the government has fairly warned the
grain exchanges, they must clean
their own houses or the broom will be
welded for them.
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Administration Of the Schick test
for diphtheria and the Dick test for
scarlet fever is compulsory for all pu-
pills between certain ages in govern
mental schools of Mexico.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, M. D.

Signed letters pertaining personal health
diagnosis treatment will be Brady stamped
envelope enclosed Letters should
IN INK No be made conforming Instructions
Address DR.. William Brady, in Of this
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Next to the United States, France
England. Canada. Germany. Austral.
la and Italy have the most autos, in
the order named.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show tho
trend OF thought by other editors.
Iney are published without regard
to whether they agree or disa eree
with The Tribune's policies.
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At the time of maximum sun spots,
the temperature OF the air above the
earth is often lower.
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SYNOPSIS

Young and beautiful Patricia
Brafthwait adored her father SO
much that she was willing to sacri-
flee love and happiness to insure
his future independence by marry.
ing middle-aged Harvey Blaine for
his wealth. It was Aunt Pamela
who suggested that Pat marry
wealth, warning that "the glamour
of love wears off,. Pamela spoke
from experience; her own marriage
to handsome Jimmie Warren, q
young lawyer. was becoming dull.
Jimmie, furious at Pats engage
ment, awakens to the realization
that he, himself. cares for her. Pat,
with youths optimism, hopes in
vain that the young camper whom
she only knows as Jack. and saw
only once, will rescue her from
Blaine. Jimmie finds her in the gar
den. sobbing. He takes her in his
arms and, in despair and hungry
for love, she permits him to kiss
her. Next day Pat breaks her en-
gagement. Pamela is suspicious
when, Immediately following Pats
broken engagement, Jimmie offers
to loan Pat money to study art.
Pats father declines Jimmie's Of
fer, saying his insurance (Which he
would not touch for himself but felt
justified in using for his daughters
career) was adequate for her needs.
He plans to take Pat to Paris. One
minute Patricia feels she cannot
leave Jimmie, and, the next, she
loathes him for the kiss experience
of the previous night. Pat shrinks
from the thought of facing Pamela.
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Bergamot for Head Lice
Applying kerosene to the hair MAY
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STRINGS ON BROADWAY

AL III ali, broadway Is pretty happy
about the Administrators code. A
lot Of shrewd showmen believe that
more leisure for the people who are
working is just what the doctor ord
cred for the theatrical industry >.
Those untiring statisticians on the
magazine Variety have calculated
that the Rialto was so per cent dark
last season, with eight theaters that
didn't open at all. But the 1933-34
season looks brighter, even from this
distance -. For example, there are
no less than three big musicals
scheduled for next month. Irving
Berlin has polished off the last note
on the tunes for "As Thousands
Cheer" which will satirize these days
Of the rumored upswing. Marilyn
Miller, Clifton Webb and Ethel Wa
tiers are among the principals .
The very mad Joe Cook, together with
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smaller the establishment, the big.
ger the placard: there's big one on
Ia tiny 'watch-repair cubbyhole which
couldn't possibly hold more than one
workman. There's one, too, on q
Fifty-seventh Street speakeasy, on q
junk wagon, and on cart Of an
Eighth Avenue fruit vendor 49,.
In the teeming side streets OF the
garment district, though, there are
still strikes and lockouts, picketing,
and haranguing by cross-purposed
union organizers. Even these things,
however, have pleasant aspect or
two; at least, they have brought ro-
nance to Thirty eighth Street. A
young man, carrying sign announc-
ing that the workers Of a certain fur
rier were on strike, observed and
admired pretty brunette, who bore
a placard declaring that she and sun
dry others had been locked out by
a millinery concern 80. They paced
the same sidewalk, these two. passing
each other so often that it finally
seemed bad manners not to speak.
After that they walked together, and
talked OF many things besides jobs
and wages. You can see them there
any day now, happily strolling hand
in hand, and probably specializing on
whether the New Deal will let them
afford a little apartment up in the
Bronx.