The Omaha guide., 1933-07-29

"Miss Eyes" is giving a lot of peo-
pie a break by not writing them up
because they do show a little discre-
ton with their "sins." She is giving
you a chance to straighten out your
affairs and be a little more careful
because after this warning if "your
sins find you OUT, miss Eyes" will
have to discuss" them with you. To
be more pointed "Miss Eyes" means
you young married men with your
other sweeties and young married
women with yours, and you old men
with your young mamas and you old
danes with your shieks and gigiloes
and also you young things who think
it cute to put something smart rel
Hank We; and watch out.
miss Eyes" takes this time to
warn a certain young proprietor of a
popular hang out for most of the
younger set. You had better be care
full how you let your patrons ex-
change their "small change" Because
sit don't take no Smardick to see
them kids rolling dem bones" Miss
Eyes saw them right thru the window
on the South. Don't forget Little
Shot" that your 'big Shooting" days
are over there is a new gang in the
City Hall now and they might pass
you "a new deal"
Politics, "sho is a dog" Miss Eyes
has been wondering how a certain
professional Politician would land,
and Lol he landed upside down. He
has played politics backward and for
ward and in former years his racket
went owe because of his "Gift of
Gabb". Miss Eyes is wondering if
you know what made you lose your
strut "Mr. Political Ex-Big shot? ?"
Miss Eyes overheard a bunch say that
you got too sure and because you
tried to throw sand in the air and
buffaloo every one into thinking that
you and those you favored were the
only people in the world. Well, that
broke your political neck. You can
see that from the Big job you are
holding down now for several weeks,
You didn't get what you wanted and
Miss Eyes can tell you why. The next
city you go to and get into politics
use other tactics. You will certainly
have to 60 to another one because
here you are a goner, Here.
Miss Eyes gets the word that a
certain young lady around here has
got a new job from the High power
ed politicians downtown. Of all the
surprised Miss Eyes is floored. The
young lady deserved the place but
Miss Eyes learned that all the old
~cronies who don't seem to realize that
the day for their bossing Omaha is
gone, gone. There are other people
besides those you choose for all the
white collar" jobs who have worked
for them and can hold them. Stop
holding your heads and beating them
against a brick wall. Remember this
saying that, "To the victor belongs
the spoils."
Miss Eyes and her boy friend
(sure she has one) were out trying
to get away from the doins of the
"Mogoes" and behold We saw Oma.
has latest widower pick up a long
time widow at the brick house where
there "A'in't no" trees. They seem.
ingly were Lincoln bound. Was it a
pre-honeymoon trip. To Quote Mr..
Cab Shakespeare, 40, death where is
thy sting? Maybe a wedding soon
Look for it.
And who was that reading the pa
per when the big shooting scrape
came off? Anyway he must have
been reading Miss Eyes. She was Sc
hot she added momentum to the
bullet turned it around and started il
on its way. You had better stick tt
Miss Eyes, if you want to be safe. As
a result of the shooting Miss Eyes
wonders if the little boy who is al
ways in trouble viii start a "hat