The Omaha guide., 1933-07-15

the beauty of two fair damsels is on
the war path. Miss Eyes overhead
many persons say that the young
matron tried to mix spirit Of
Death" (Likker) and gasoline" on the
night Of the crash. Personally Miss
Eyes thinks that persons who drive
like that should be treated Just like a
hit and run driver, either be made to
go to jail or 70 pay. This should be a
lesson to this young matron in more
than one way. She should be careful
who she puts in her car she should
not mix the Esprit of Death" with
gasoline and she should be careful
how she drives. This should surely fix
the two young ladies who were with
her too. Miss Eyes notices that they
have not quite learned their lesson
yet tho. They still ride with a gang
of people. Some people won't quit
until death do them part. Well Miss
Eyes is warning you that you had
better stay away from cars because
next time you may not escape with
your lives. n,
There is a certain barber in one of
the popular barber shops and pool
hall combined, where most of the "big
shots" Of the town 60, who is the
puzzle to every one observing him.
He sits and stares and acts like a nut.
He certainly has lost his stroke at
barbering and everyone shuns his
work. He has messed up" a lot Of
heads in the last couple, of months.
Miss Eyes overhead a bunch discuss
ing him and they said they thought
that he was smoking "Greffer or Ref
fer" cigarettes. Miss Eyes is not
familiar with the term but the pro-
nunciation was one or the other and
she got the understanding that they
meant some form Of dope. Now Amt
it just too bad if that is so? Miss
Eyes sure would like to warn that
young popular handsome man about
that habit however mild a form he is
using it if he is doing so.
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Nothing is more disgusting to the
public and Miss Eyes especially than
to see a trouble making, m~eddlesome,
nutty Flat foot. 1t has come to
Miss Eyes ears that old "Top Heavy
Hezikiah" the old "Flat foot" who is
only half a flat foot" is still
at his trouble making. 1t was not
long ago that he insulted a real gentle
of the law in a certain cabaret,
asked the Gentleman flat foot" out
of the place stating that he had
there and for him 1.-THE gentle
MANI to get on his beat. Such ignor-
ance and "bigotryness" are just what
caused cold flat foot Hezikiah" to get
face smashed when he was not
even a "half flat foot" Well, now he
has started another mess. Always
into something. When insignificant
delivery boys or walters feel disgust
for an overbearing person they usual
ly give them Door service or some
thing "Old Hezikiah' got a real insult
at one of the business places of the
other race the other night and it came
from the help around there too. 1t
a bit smart for the little rat
help to be so vehement in his express
sion of disgust and that should be
looked into because of other race peo-
pie who might get the same treat
ment from the little upstart who
should be fired, but Miss Eyes gets a
out Of any embarrassment that
c%onfronts any one who is bigortry
like this old nut. Wake up big Boy.
Miss Eyes has heard you slammed on
every side. Be careful that you don't
the chances of the whole race in
this town every place you go. Its your
kind who do.
Wonder If the little roomer helped
the young matron decide to leave
hubby and go and live at mamas
house. He seems to. be a pretty re-
gular caller with his cute little car.