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The Washington times., 1933-06-15
A Paradox
Most Ingenious

The cuts in Government salaries and the other dsadvan
tages which have been heaped upon Federal workers have
been justified by Congress and by the Administration the
ground that the cost Of living has been reduced.
The reduction in the cost of living apparent than
real to most of u.s. but the Government-wen it came
cutting salaries it very actual.
Now there appears group of Federal employees who want
the Government to stand by that contention.
This group consisting mostly hospital workers. forced
to the Government fixed out of its earnings each
year for and board.
They maintain did the Government when put through
the cut that the cost of these items the
been cut.
That should be reflected the amount they pay the
Government.
But the Government rules that that wasn't the kind
Of living talking about That cost Of living has
been reduced and therefore the hospital workers must
duced earnings.
Has or has not the cost Of living been reduced?
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
LISTEN, WORLD!
BY Elsie Robinson

FEssED SAINT WHO ISN'T
SUFFERING ANY CONSE-
QUENCE, YOU CAN DARNED
WELL BET THAT HIS SAINT
LINESS IS AT LEAST 95
PER CENT SYNTHETIC.
IN SHORT, HE'S NO SAINT
AT ALL, BUT A PLAIN PIKER
WHO HAS PICKED A GOOD
ACT.
Of course, he gets by with it
and the reason is plain. We
humans are a lazy, cowardly,
conceited outfit. Regardless of
how we applaud action in
theory, we secretly shrink from
it in practice. We hate hard
work. We dread danger. We
have a horror of humiliation.
And Real Righteousness is apt
to be the hardest, most danger
GUS and humiliating job any.
one can tackle.
But still, it's SO nice to be
Good! And we're all strong
for goodness, if it carries no
disagreeable obligations or con-
sequences. So, naturally, if
anyone can show us a way to
duck the risks, yet save our
respectable faces-We're all for
it, and them.
How do Perfectly Good, yet
good-for-nothing, people get by
with it? That's how. ..
And why do I hate 'em?
That's why.
Give me an honest, active
Sinner, any day, rather than
one Of these Stay Put Saints.
copyright, 1888, King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
Islands Fate, U. S. Honor,
Hinge on Conference
.Ru James T. Williams, Jr..

upon which independence at
the end Of 10 years may be
achieved.
The tug-of-war at the Manila
conference this summer will
come between these opposing
groups unless the lineup
changes after the legislature
conVeneS.
And the Importance to the
United States involved in the
decision to be made at this
midsummer conference arises
from the fact that acceptance
of this legislation would end all
hope of any constructive Solu-
ton of the Philippine problem.
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
WISE WORDS

Talent alone cannot make a
writer, there must be a man be-
hind the book.-EmerSon.
Let us cease shrieking and
begin considering! ng!-Carlyle.
Poor and content Is rich, and
rich enough.-Shakespeare.
With thee conversing I forget
the way.-Gay.
Life is not so short but that
there is always room for cour.
tesy.-Emerson.
AS a rule men freely believe
what they wish.-Caesar.
Beauty and sadness always go
together. Macdonald
Example is a lesson that all
men can read.
The Washington times., 1933-06-15

never get in
m e S S eS or
make fools
of t h e M
selves.
Such peo-
pie give me.
as they give
any normal
h u m a n. a
pain in the
neck, Some
thing in me
in S tinctively
r e v o l t S
against them
and regards
%hano MI I fh
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
A girl may sometimes won

der if it is possible to be in
love with two people at the
same time-but a mans chief
problem, at this season, is
whether it is possible to love
ONLY two.
Don't go out and buy bottle
of prussic acid or a rope, just
because one love-affair goes
dead and you have O. dull even
ing on your hands. You can't
get more juice out Of an orange,
more speed out Of a car or
more thrills out Of life than
there are IN it. And even on
the path of love, there are
bound to be long, monotonouS'
The Washington times., 1933-06-15

There Are Two Ways Of Being
Bad
This is going to be about the
Perfectly Good People-abso-
lutely righteous people, who
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
MARRY-GO-ROUND
BY Helen Rowland

level stretches between the high
spots.
Somehow, a mans insistence
on being "just a good pal" al
ways fills a woman with an in
feriority complex-until the
next man comes along and tGlls
her that he loves her in quite
a different way.
A man may admire a capa-
BILE woman who can mend his
pockets-but usually falls for a
careless bit of thistledown, who
knows how to empty them.
If a girl has pretty teeth,
her smile may pass for a sense
of humor before marriage; but,
AFTER marriage, she's got to
laugh in the right place!
Most of us have discovered
to our sorrow that EASY Street"
was just a FOOLS Highway.
with a lot Of detours-all lead
ing to the breadline.
When a woman looks into a
mirror, it is for reinsurance;
The Washington times., 1933-06-15

This is the month when many
a man is "taken for a ride
but never realizes 1t until he
finds himself on the way back
from the church.
Copyright, 1898, King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1933-06-15
June Mornings

After the spring romance,
there always comes the ''re-
morse"-when the woman Won
ders how on earth she got into
it and the man wonders how
on earth he is going to get out
of it.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

The standard remedy for
the relief Of minor aches
and pains. Highest quail
ity ingredients. Purchase
two bottles during this
sale and always have Z
them handy.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

ness; the opener must respect 1t and
pass unless his own hand Is strong
enough, and apparently sufficiently
strengthened by the dummy suit, to
make q game contract in no trumps q
reasonable risk, with TO danger of
serious penalty if the contract cannot
be made. The rebid of the suit pro-
claims the suit as weak and the hand
as weak. 1t does definitely announce
that the suit consists of not less than
five cards, but the rest of the message
is entirely negative. Apprehension and
dependency are inherent in the suit
rebid, and the opening bidder must ac-
cept full responsibility If he neverthe-
less chooses the bolder course of con-
tracing for game in no trumps in pref
Evening star., 1933-04-30
SUNDAY STAR WASHINGTON c.,

hand is not weak enough to pass nor
strong enough to justify Jump take
out in a suit or a raise in no trumps
He is showing biddable suit, whicn
may be of only four cards. and prom
ises to convey second and much more
explicit description of his hand on the
next round Of bidding.s Generally the
opener rebids to two no trumps. Now
the duties of the responding player
are clear.
First. With hand containing no
five-card suit, he must either bid the
other major suit Gf his holding in II
is biddable) or bid three no trumps.
When there Is a choice between these
two rebids of the hand. he will be
Evening star., 1933-04-30

guided by his distribution and the fac
tors considered in recent articles.
Second. With q five-card suit, If
the opener bids two no trumps over
the first take-out. the responder should
now bid three no trumps if his hand
is not Of minimum strength, and he
desires the hand to play for game III
no trumps even though the openers
hand is approximately a minimum no
trumper-three and q half primary
tricks.
Third. If the responding hand Is so
weak that he fears for the safety or
reasonable game-going chance of a
take-out is overcalled by the opener
with two no trumps, he must rebid his
suit. This Is warning of real weak
Evening star., 1933-04-30

the suit, the opening no trump bidder
should say to himself Il can rely on
my partner only for @ XXX x In his
suit and an outside King, possibly =
Jack somewhere. win this give me q
play for three no trumps?" The an
swer he finds to his own question will
decide him to pass or bid the no trump
game. Sims no trumpers are In prin-
ciple 50 strong that the opener may
incline to optimism in close decision.
As you will learn tomorrow, 1t Is more
over possible for the responder to hold
little more than the minimum as de-
scribed above, and still rebid his suit as
a warning. All minimums are not
necessarily absolute minimums.''
(Copyrieht, 1887
Evening star., 1933-04-30
Responding to One No Trump.

IN THE last two articles I explained
Il why the responding partner may
n make a suit take-out with a weak
i suit in a weak hand, provided that
suit consists Of not less than five
cards. l stressed the fact that this
was permissible because an avenue Of
retreat is provided when the opening
Evening star., 1933-04-30
erence to the comparative safety Of a
contract for three in the suit.

erence TO the comparative salety OF q
contract for three in the suit.
Fourth. With two five-card suits,
both biddable, we are no longer con-
cerned with a minimum holding in the
responding hand. will discuss the
bidding Of these hands in an early
article. also that of a suit of or more
cards in the responding hand.
For the present purpose. wish to
stress the fact that a rebid Of his suit
by the responding player is a warning
and also as regards the hand. This
is our way of avoiding the predicament
situation which Is the snag over which
many systems stumble blindly on close
hands.
My idea is that after the rebid OF
Evening star., 1933-04-30
CHURCH GIRLS ORGANIZE
uaIthersburg Group Will Raise
Flowers for Decoration.

Special Dispatch to The Star,
GAITHERsBURG, April 29.-Under
the direction of Miss Eulalie Boland, the
Junior Sanctuary Society, composed Of
young girls in and around Gaithersburg
having for their objective the growing
Of flowers for church decoration, has
been organized here in connection with
st: Martins Catholic Church, with the
following ofmcers: Genevieve Gloyd.
president; Mildred Gartner, secretary,
and Reta Gloyd, treasurer.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

Several styles and
shapes from which to make
your selection. You will
enjoy smoking these genu-
inc briar pipes.
Evening star., 1933-04-30
Conquering Contract
BY P. HAL SIMS

bidder is not strong enough to bid for
game in no trumps after he has been
warned of great weakness in the re-
spending hand.
How the Warning is Given.
BY bidding a suit in reply to a no
trump, the partner is not giving a
complete message, far from it. He is
only informing the opener that his
Evening star., 1933-04-30

Choice Of natural or white
color. q by So inch sheet
ing. with metal eyelets in
each corner.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

A well balanced formula
OF medicinal ingredients.
Allays coughs.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

This nationally known sham.
poo very specially priced for
Monday, Tuesday and Wednes-
day.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

Delicate. cooling talcum pow
der with the popular Djer-Kiss
odeur. A very special value.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

Frances Pattern. You will want
to buy a set of these attractively
designed silver-plated teaspoons
during this special One-Cent Sale.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

The daily use Of Wildroot Hair
Tonic stops dandruff and stimu-
lates the hair roots. leaving the
scalp antiseptically clean and
healthy.
Evening star., 1933-04-30
I'd Musco Rubbing Oil

Contains oil of wintergreen. Soothing
and stimulating for muscular aches ana
pains, etc.
Evening star., 1933-04-30

Eliminate trouble with
your lighter resulting from
the use of an inferior fuel
by changing to Shur-Fyre.
Buy two cans tomorrow.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29

Fashions are following h e
Stream-line this year. which means
that interest is centered up at the
top of your figure
And it's a very f1attering idea, for
collars that frame your face and
trimming that gives you straight
broad shoulders do wonders toward
making you look tall and graceful
You've never made a coat be-
fore? Then start right in on this
one The front is in two pieces AND
the back is all one-and there's nc
mystery at all to those simple
sleeves
Choose a soft hairy or fecked
wool, and finish it of with thin
cartridges shaped buttons. Brown is
a good color, or a dull rust Bright
blue is also becoming. and oxford
gray is especially smart this year
Size IA requires 22s yard 54-inch
material, J.. yard 5O-inch fur cloth
Is yard 39-inCh material for lining
For other smart clothes for the
family wardrobe, in eaSy-to-make
versions. see our new fall fashion
book. which is a gold-mine of home
/ sewing information
Pattern No. 1864 is designed for
sizes s, 10, II. IA, 16 years.
Our new fashion book is out
Send for it-put check here II and
enclose 10 cents extra for book.
Price for pattern Is cents.
Copyright. 1888. by United Features
Syndicate me
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
UtHzeS KnolUIedqe of EnNineer

AI1TH1N the few months, in
w PRODUCED at the store individual furniture built
to fill special orders suitable
chair is displayed which shop direction
of Mr.
He particularly
chana standpoint engineering
somewhere in Indiana bridge which
Wn ne was active in engineering work His knowledge
ana craft OF description added
With this mechanical skill wisdom of
AT the
lamps which he has made spare
lhey may never be made he laughing,
draw them This one exhibiting simple
rejecting scheme of lighting probably
"hch nave which blooms
mat is another theory
left in the I that design
largely the
some entirely unrelated object flower
back of design another"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
New Center
Created for
Relief Work
Irvington Organizations
Will Cooperate
With Township.

Irvington Cheer Center will be
opened Saturday morning at 9
Johnson avenue, it was decided at
the meeting of the relief committee
of the Irvington Union Of Clubs last
night at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
E. c. Ropkey, % North Audubon
road. twenty-five Irvington resi-
dents attended the meeting.
The center, which will serve as a
clearing house to take care of the
Irvington needy, will be supported
by the following community groups:
All Irvington churches, PIT. A. Of
the four schools, Business Mems
Commercial and Welfare Associa-
ton, Irvintgon Auxiliary to the
American Legion and the township
trustee.
Mrs. James C. Todd, chairman of
the relief committee, and Mrs.
w. w. Ward, union president, will
be in charge of the opening Satur-
day. The center will be open daily
from 9 until with members of the
community serving as hOstesseS.
Work is not limited to the Irving
ton clubs, the relief committee an
nounces, nor will it interfere with
the community's participation in
the Red Cross drive, the Community
Fund and other such projects.
Mrs. A. E. Walker of the township
trustees office voiced her approval
of the movement. A call is issued
to all persons interested to visit the
center Saturday or any day follow
ing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
Miss Margaret DoSer Is We'd
Today to EUerett B. HartSOck

Miss Margaret Doser became the
bride of Everett B. Hartsock, son
of Mrs. Martha Hartsock, in a cere-
mony at $50 this morning at the
home of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Edward w. Doser, 1858 Broadway.
The VOWS were exchanged before
an improviSed altar of palms, ferns
and roses, with the Rev. George
Arthur Frantz officiating. Miss
Martha Bryan, pianist, played "Ah,
Sweet Mystery Of Live" Just a
Cottage Small" I'll Be Faithful
and "Lohengrin Wedding March"
The bride, given in marriage by
her father, wore gown of black
velvet and carried brides roses and
lilies Of the valley Her point lace
handkerchief, made by her grand
mother, Mrs John King, was carried
by Mrs. DOser at her wedding.
Attendants we're Mrs S. E. Baird,
maid of honor, who wore royal
blue velvet gown and carried Briar-
cliffe roses. Mr.. Baird was best man.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
Fashion Back for Valuable Screen

\NE the most unusual things the
~ the design of which will be
background for Vennese needepon which probably
than
The pieces of needlepont the a
Vernon N Y and valued than
used on an old velvet foundation The them
Lyman
with the original needepoint
Cooperating with Barth of Indian
apol Mr. Lyman has designed
panels OF lemon wood The design which
one In the needlepon of
Carrying out his ideas
fit particular need Mr. arrangements Co
b. wheeler, prominent TVingtOn
indianapolis home The painting will be
TWO symmetrical arched
eight feet The preliminary drawing scenery trees
mountains and sky cOloring important
Not paintings should
fu paintings Mr. explains They should because
they ut IN with the general decorative
his idea the artist has presented something to wall
which S hung"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
SYMMES WILL
BE PARTY HOSTESS

Mrs. Frank Symmes, 273O Suther-
land avenue, will be hostess for the
white gifts Christmas party of the
Meridian w. c. T. U. at 8 Wednes-
day. Dec. 6.
The program will include a talk
by DR.. L J. Good and a program by
Miss Esther Backer, new head Of
the music department of Indiana
Central college.
Other talks will be made by Mrs
A 9. Hawn, union president; Mrs
Ralph J. Hudleson, president of the
State Church Federation of Women
and Lewis E. York, superintendent
of the Anti-Saloon League. Mrs
York, Marion county superintendent
of music, has planned a musica
program. Mrs. Charles Ealand i.
chairman of decorations, and Mrs
T. B. Gaylord will assist the hostess
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
Miss Calland'S
Parents to Give
Bridal Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs. Harry E. Calland,
384O Graceland avenue, will enter
tain tonight with a bridal dinner
at their home in honor of their
daughter, Miss Mary Jane Callan6,
who will be married to Charles B.
Retmier tomorrow morning at SIS.
Peter and Paul cathedral.
Guests will include the bridal
party, Miss Constance Datzman,
Manson Bradford, DR. Robert Bar
Der and William Haslet. the bride
groom select mother, Mrs. Mary
Retmier, and lis uncle, Simon
Roach.
The table will be centered with
a bouquet of yellow and white
chrysanthemums, and lighted with
three-branched candelabra holding
yellow tapers.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29

Clarke, E. O. Terrell, Marcus War
render, Henry l.. Dollman, Manning
Norland, D. D. Outright, T. G. ivy
man, Fritz Schneider, j. A. Mac
Leod, D. F. Fuller, Edwin G. White,
La Roy Sanders, Jack Joseph, Pear
son Smith, Edward Gallaghue, A. E.
Baker, S. E. Deal, William S. Wilson,
E. G. Delgado, Harry Scott, E. E.
Whitehill and George S. Ziezler.
Others taking part in the affair
will be Lyman S. Ayres, William B.
AnSted Jr., Michael Fox, R. Stewart
Bailey, Francis A. Miller, Oscar
Kaelin, Duncan A Miller, w. H.
Howard, r. F. Murray, Wayne c..
Anderson, Paul B. Payne, Charles
E. Rimp. H B. White, c. D. Fecht-
man, Thomas Mahaffey, Howard
Intermill, J. j. Heidi Jr., F. M.
Adams, LIE Roy Wilmeth, Walter N.
Miller, Anderson and E. Max Webb,
Edinburg.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
When YOurCOueh
Hangs On, Mix
This at Home
Saves Good Money! No Cooking!

IN YOU want the best cough remedy
that money can buy, mix it at home.
II costs very little, yet it's the most re-
liable. ouick-acting medicine you ever
used. The way it takes hold of stub
born coughs. giving immediate relief,
is astonishing.
ANY druggist can supply you with
81, ounces of Pinex. Pour this into
pint bottle, and add graduated sugar
syrup 10 make a full pint. To make
syrup. use cups of sugar and one cup
Of water. and stir a few moments until
dissolved. No cooking needed. Its no
trouble at all. and gives you four times
a. much cough medicine for your money
"a real family supply. Keeps per-
fectlv and tastes fine.
1t is surprising how quickly this
looSens the germ-laden phlegm, soothes
and heals the inhamed membranes.
clears the air passages, and thus ends
n severe cough in a hurry.
PineI is compound Of Norway
Pine. in concentrated form. the most
reliable healing agent for severe coughs:
It is guaranteed TO give prompt relief
or money refunded. Advertisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
MOTHERS GROUP
SPONSORS PARTY

Fairview Mothers Club of the In
dianapolis Free Kindergarten will
SPONSOR a benefit card party at 8
Tuesday, Dec. II, at the kinder
garten room, 4153 Boulevard place.
The committee is composed Of
Mrs. Walter H. Judd, chairman, and
Msedames Douglas T. SheroW, Paul
Keller, James ManniX and William
A. Evans. Officers are Mrs. Nathan
Pearson, president; Mrs. William
Bear, vice president; Mrs. Harry
Woods, treasurer, and Mrs. Grodon
Briggs, secretary Miss Ellenor
Parker, director, is assisted by Miss
Josephine Sheriod.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29

favor, the results would be less COM
plmentary to their pride. There
would be popular members of the
partys set, who would be mas
oueraded because of their colorful
personalities or eccentricities. This
endeavor would offer an opportunity
for clever cariCaturing.
The results might even be elabO-
rate. with some participants bedeck-
ing themselves as favorite historical
figures. This motive might prove
embarrassing for the onloOkers, for
they might have forgotten their
history
Chance to Be Opposite
It's a good guess that a ninety
pound ingenue would come, garishly
goWned as Mae West, and the Clas-
sically nodded matron would be
Alice-in- WOnderlandish. Many dig
nifiad business men, we imagine
would represent themselves as the
spOrtive Puck, and the gay young
fellows would try their best to
achieve a mien of gravity.
It is certain that we would have
more than one surprise if we were
to see our friends represent them
selves as they'd like to be. And
again, we'd be surprised at their
favOrite heroes and villains.
Elsa Maxwell, actress and party
originator. is responsible for many
of the escape from reality" party
ideas. It was back in 1880 that she
gave her first costume come as
somebody else" party. Just a few
months ago in Paris she entertained
with a pantOmime affair. come as
the person you like best or least
Originated Murder" Parties
She started the murder parties
in Paris and London, and Scavenger
hunts which send out participants
in search of anything from two red
hairs to the queens handkerchief.
Since dressing up" is an instinct.
expressed early in childhood. these
costume parties gave promise of a
riot of fun. They provide oppor-
tunities for ingenuity and self-ex-
preston. And best of all. we can
forget the selves that to most of us
less self-sufficiant people, are weari-
some daily companions.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
GROUP TO ATTEND
TRTANON MEETING

Misses Elizabeth Berkshire, Maui
rine Collins, Philippa Louise Schrei-
Der, Margaret Harris and Edith
Barbour will attend the national
convention of Trianon Saturday
and Sunday in Cincinnati. They
will represent the Butler university
active chapter.
Miss Ruth Emhardt, national
president, who will preside, is an
aIumnus of the Butler group
Alumnae in the city to attend will
include Misses Grace Robards, Alice
Perrine, Geraldine Relander and
Celia Kaufman.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
CHARLOTTE NOBLITT
BECOMES BRIDE

DR.. Frank S. G. Wicks performed
the marriage ceremony of Miss
Charlotte Noblitt and Enoch Ho-
gate Clements, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
G. o. Clements, at 2:30 today at
the home of the brides parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Ray B. Noblitt, 935 East
ern avenue.
The bride, wearing an eel gray
ensemble, was attended by Miss
Margaret EnSley, Scott Mcdonald
was best man. Members of the i'm
mediate families were guests. After
a short wedding trip, the couple will
be at home in Indianapolis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-11-29
GROUP TO SPONSOR
CHRISTMAS PARTY

Mrs. William F. Bookwalter is
general chairman of the Christmas
benefit card party to be held by the
Irvington kindergarten Tuesday at
the Irvington Masonic Temple.
Assisting Mrs. BookWalter will be
Mesdames R. o. Lewis, F. E. Black
man, j. E. Dickerson, H. E. Tim
mons and Harold F. Sweeney. Mrs.
E. G. johnson will present a group
Of vocal selections and Mrs
Sweeney will play piano numbers.