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The Washington times., 1933-03-18
MATTER TOPIC
Of CHRISTIAN
SCIENTISTS

Matter" is the subject Of the
LeSson-Sermon in all the Churches
Of Christ, Scientist, tomorrow. The
Golden Text is from Isaiah
1918: 20 Lord our God, other
lords beside thee have had domin-
ion over us; but by thee only
will we make mention Of thy
name" Among the citations
which comprise the Lesson-Ser-
mon is the following from the
Bible: God is our refuge and
strength, a very present help in
trouble. Therefore will not we
fear, though the earth be re-
moved, and though the mountains
be carried into the midst of the
sea; The heather ragged, the king.
doms were moved; he uttered his
voice, the earth melted" (Psalms
46:1.263). The Lesson-Sermon also
includes the following passage
from the Christian Science Text
Book, Science and Health with
Key to the Scriptures" by Mary
Baker Eddy: HE uttered His
voice, the earth melted This
Scripture indicates that all mat
ter will disappear before the SUI
premacy of Spirit" (page 9D.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
ALUMNAE PLAN
ANNUAL MASS

The Rt. Rev. Monsignor Ed.
ward A. Pace, vice rector Of the
Catholic University, will celebrate
the annual mass of the Holy
Cross Alumnae Association tomor.
row morning at 8 o'clock in the
Academy Chapel, 1885 Upton st.
N. w.
After the services, the Sisters
of the Holy Cross will entertain
the alumnae at breakfast.
MonSignor Pace, who has been
a member Of the Catholic Uni
versity faculty for more than two
score years, is the honorary presi-
dent and director Of the Interna-
tional Federation of Catholic
Alumnae.
Miss Isabelle Dagneaux is chair.
man of arrangements for the
services tomorrow. Miss Agnes
Walters is president of the asso'
citation.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
BIRTHS, DEATHS, MARRIAGES
ULYSSES 8. WALTERS

The funeral Of Ulysses s. Wal
ters, 10, prominent live stock
dealer of Mclean. Va, who died
Thursday at his home, was held
this afternoon from the resi-
dence. Burial followed in Lewins-
vile Va, Cemetery.
Mr.. Walters, a native Of Hick-
ory Hill, near Langley, Va, was
one Of the leading farmers of
Fairfax County until about 20
years ago when he became a live
stock dealer. He was a former
president of the Alexandria Fair.
fax Building and Loan ASsocia.
ton RoSslyn, Va.
He was an active member Of
Potomac Lodge No. 5, F. A. A. NJ,
Knight Templar and a mem
ber Of the Southern Methodist
Church Of Langley.
Surviving are his widow, Mrs.
Hattie Febrey Walters, and four
children, Mrs. Homer l.. Wand
ling, Of Westfield, N. j.; Neal
Walters, of Covington, KY;
George B. Walters of Ormond,
Fla, and Milton c. Walters, Of
Washington.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
News Of Washington Churches
of
Sermons
Sunday
CHURCH OF THE EPIPHANY

CHURCH OF THE EPIPHANY
a. m.-Holy Communion.
$3.50 a. m.-Church school.
IL a. m.-Morning prayer and sermon
by the pastor.
JOHN WESLEY A. NJ. E. ZION
IL a. m.-"The Optimism Of Jesus
Rev. w. o. Darlington.
CALVARY METHODIST EPISCOPAL
II a. m.-"The Good Samaritan"
s D. m.-"The Rock of the Republic.
WASHINGTON CATHEDRAL
1890 a. m.-Canon Raymond L. VOL
ven, chaplain to the Bishop OF Wash
ington.
Freeman.
N. Y. AVENUE PRESBYTERIAN
II a; m.-"Ths Cross That chal-
s. D. m.-"The Cross" DR.. Joseph R.
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
II a. m.-"An Open Mind and .
Closed Mouth" DR.. Stockdale will
preach.
GOOD WILL BAPTIST CHURCH
"The Value of Enthusiasm" DR..
James L. Pinn.
NINTH STREET CHRISTIAN CHURCH
Rev. H. Jope, Jesus and His Temp
tations."
NATIONAL CITY CHRISTIAN
II a. m.-"watching the Treasury"
8 p. m.-"Things Worth While," DR..
H. H. Harmon.
FULL GOSPEL TABERNACLE
7:3o-"The Home Going" Rev. Harry
L. Collier.
CENTENNIAL BAPTIST
II a. MT Know Somebody Who
Can Make You and Me Somebody" E.
Hez Swem.
HAMLINE NJ e.
II a. m.-"But II Not-What Then?'
Rev. H. W. Burgan.
CHURCH OF OUR SAVIOUR
Rev. Alvin L. Will will preach on
waiting on the Lord
MT. VERNON PLACE NJ. e.
A. M.-"Rebuilding the Founda tions. J."
P. MA Family Affair."" DR.. For
ney Hutchinson.
GEORGETOWN LUTHERAN
II q. m.-"The Sure Source Of
Hope"
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS CHRISTIAN
II a. m.-"Our Greater Confession of
Faith" Harvey Baker Smith.
FRANCIS AsBURY NJ. e.
II a. m..-"What Thomas Missed, ="
Rev. E. C. Beery.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
CHOIR To OFFER
I LAST SUPPER
CANTATA

Canon Raymond L. Wolven,
chaplain to the Bishop of Wash
ington, will deliver the sermon
at the service of Litany and Holy
Communion to be held in the
Great Choir of Washington Ca
thedral on Mt. st. Alban at
1890 o'clock tomorrow morning.
During the choral evenSong
service, beginning at 4 o'clock,
the Cathedral choir of men and
boys, under the direction Of Mr..
Edgar Priest, will sing the sacred
cantata, THE Last Supper" by
Eric Thiman. In place Of the
usual sermon there will be a
brief address by the Rev. DR.. G..
Freeland Peter, canon and chan
cellor of the Cathedral.
THE Last Supper is a modern
English cantata, written in 1880
by Mr.. Thiman, who is an organ
ist living in London. He repre-
sents the modern English school
In sacred music. Washington
Cathedral choir will have the
privilege OF presenting this can
tata for the first time in the
United States.
There will be the usual cele-
bration Of the Holy Communion
In the Bethlehem Chapel at 1880
o'clock tomorrow morning. I'm
mediately following the two SER
vices in the Great Choir, pill
grimages through the Cathedral
and it's crypts will be conducted
for out-of-town visitors and for
local residents who have not wor.
SHIPPED in the Cathedral since
several Of its notable examples
Of Christian symbolism have been
installed. Canon John w. Gum
mere will be in charge Of the
pilgrimageS.
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LENTEN SERIES
OVER VOL

The Rev. Thomas F. Ryder,
Paulist preacher, will deliver the
third of his series of six SER
mons on Certain Influences" to-
morrow afternoon at o'clock at
the Church of the Immaculate
Conception, Eighth and N SITS.
N. w. The sermons will be broad
cast by station VOL. under au-
spices of the Washington Catholic
Radio Hour.
Services will include blessing
of the sick and the solemn Lour-
des procession at the Grotto of
Our Lady of Lourdes in the
church. The Rev. Francis j. Hur-
ney, pastor, will preside and will
be assisted by the Rev. S. A.
Czyz, the Rev. j. Kelly Reese
and the Friars of the Atonement.
Harry Wheaton Howard will di-
rect the choir and Soloists.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
MISSIONS HEAD
To SPEAK

Mrs. Howard Wayne Smith, Of
Philadelphia, president of the
Women's Board of Foreign Mis-
sions, will be the speaker at the
annual 1ngathering of the Wom-
ems Council Of the Washington
Federation of Churches to be
held at the Calvary Baptist
Church on Friday, March 81, at
2 p. m. At this time representa-
tives of the 18 cooperating de-
nominations will bring in the
funds secured from annual mem.
berships in the council, upon
which the organization depends
for the maintenance of its work.
Last year more than $500 women
Of the churches of Washington
were affiliated in the council.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Clinton N. HOLUUrd
Addresses Covenant

Clinton N. Howard, chairman
Of the National United Commit
tee, will address a patriotic rally
meeting, to be held at the Cove
nant-First Presbyterian Church,
Connecticut Ave-. Eighteenth and
N Streets tomorrow at 10 a. m.
DR.. Howard's topic will be "The
Rock of the Republic"
The Cook and Cuthbert classes
will be guests of the All Corners
Bible Class, who are sponsoring
the meeting. The public is in
vited.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
To TALK
ON FAITH

DR.. Allen A. Stockdale, minis
ter at the First Congregational
Church, Tenth and q SITS. N. w.,
will preach at both services to-
morrow. His morning sermon, at
ii o'clock, will be confidence
Must Return" and at 8 p. m,
DR.. Stockdale will preach on "An
Open Mind and q Closed Mouth.
The vested choir of so voices,
under the direction of Mrs. Ruby
Smith Stahl, will sing at both
services. The Friendship Hour,
at the close of the evening ser.
vice, will be in charge of the
Mt. Pleasant Circle.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
HENRY b. MATTOX

Henry B. Mattox, 80, civil war
veteran and retired employe of
the office of the Commissioner
Of Indian Affairs, was buried to-
day in Arlington National Gene.
terry, where full military rites
were conducted. Previous serv-
ices were held at 10 a. m. at the
S. H. Hines funeral establish.
ment, 1900 block Fourteenth st.,
N. w.
Mr.. ,Mattox died Thursday at
his residence in the 1900 block
Fourteenth ST., N. w.
He was a native Of Clermont
County. Ohio, and at the out.
break of the Civil War enlisted
as a private in the Eighty-ninth
Regiment, Ohio Volunteers. At
the close Of the war he completed
his education at Antioch College.
He taught school for several
years in Ohio and while q
teacher studied law. After being
admitted to the bar he was
elected clerk of the Court of
Common Pleas of Clermont
County, an office which he held
for several years.
He moved to Washington with
his family in 1889 and became
an employe Of the office of the
Commissioner of Indian Affairs.
He retired in 1923.
Surviving are his widow, Mrs.
Abbie P. Mattox, and five chill.
dren. Mrs. Newton H. KeiSter, of
Indianapolis, Ind: Miss Janet
Mattox, Of this city; Miss Gail
Mattox, of Cincinnati, Ohio; Mrs.
Chester Harrison. Of Brownwood,
Tex: and Porter L. Mattox, also
of Washington.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Bishop ROve, Alaska,
breaches at EDiDhUnu

The special preacher at the
Church of the Epiphany tomor-
row morning at the II o'clock
service will be the Rt. Rev. Peter
Trimble Rowe, D. D., Missionary
Bishop of Alaska. The bishop,
whose see covers the entire Terri.
tory of Alaska, has been working
in this field for nearly 40 years.
and will tell in his sermon of
present-day conditions in the far
northwest and of the progress of
his work.
The sermon at evensong, at 8
o'clock, will be delivered by the
Rev. James DeWolf Hubbard, and
the entire service will be espe.
cIally designed for young people.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Negro in NeW Order
Subject 1t Forum

"The Negro in the New Order"
is the subject to be discussed by
Dean Lucy Slowe of Howard Uni
versity before the Mu-So-Lit Club
forum tomorrow at 6 p. m.
Miss Slowe, who has charge of
the activities of women at the
university, will be introduced by
Mrs. Mary H. Plummer, principal
of the Francis Junior High School.
A musical program under the di.
rection Of Mrs. Edward T. Ford
will be given.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Gospel Tabernacle
Has Choir Service

The Chorus Choir of the Full
Gospel Tabernacle, North Capitol
and K Sts., will sing Anton
Dvorak's Going Home" at the
popular Evangelistic Service Sun
day night at 1880, and the pastor,
the Rev. Harry L. Collier, will
preach on "The Home Going" :"
Extra seats have been arranged
and the amplifier will be in use
for the overflow. The pastor will
preach at II a. m on "The
Atonement," when Communion
will be administered and new
members received into the church.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
DR.. SizOO to Preach
On Tonic, 'The Cross

At the New York Avenue Pres
byterian Church, DR.. Joseph r.
Sizoo tomorrow morning will have
for his subject. 1.-THE Cross That
Challenges" This is the first of
a series Of Sunday morning Len.
ten sermons on 1.-The Cross"
In the evening at eight o'clock,
DR.. Sizoo will present the second
in a series of soliloquies which
turn on the Gospel story. To
morrow evening he will give '"The
Soliloquy of Mark"
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
ROCKVILLE LICENSES

Marriage licenses were issued
at Rockville to Charles A. Shil-
ling. IS, Of Roanoke, Va, and
Edythe v. Stoneburner, "a, of
South Washington, Va, and How
ard J. Massey, jr.. 81. of Cations
vile. Md, and Catherine E. Tits
worth, 18, of Ellicott City, Md.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Deaths

"iS%bA%i Gsny' d, TSaE:d3y. 9M Msfeh iSs fsss. q
SfNT s rsdSs IIa H'Pssu's tho s M %
year ear Of her age, the beloved wife Of the
late John M BlnShMs% ShGv She ii 'SFyIysd WcN.sI
four Krandchlldren., Charles D. Bingham'
Einis McNeal Remains rcstinE at the
Fourteenth and Chaplin SITS. N. W.
Funeral SERVICES win be held on Mon;
Gay Frd nm March l9S a Conc 10
pany. funeral home, 400 Chaplin st. n. W.
Relatives and friends are i1yited to attend
1nterment will follow in Washington Me-
mortal Park Cemetery.
FINKs. ROBERT EARL-on Friday.
March II, 1888; az Alexandria Hospital
the beloved infant son Of Mr.. and Mrs
Funeral services will he held on satur-
o'clock. from the home of his parents,
ment will follow in Presbyterian Gene
Arrangements by Cunningham funeral
home. Alexandria, Va.
HERZOG, sOL-On Thursday. March 18,
1922 at Emergency Hospital. SOL
PeysT Her1os beoved fsSer S 't O kobers
3; Herzog, and brother of Mrs; Henrietta
Glaser and Moses HerZoR. of Washington,
d. c.: Mrs. David Naohman. of Augusta.
Ca: Louis Herzog and Samuel Herzog,
Funeral services Sunday morning. March
l9; 1888. at 10 80 o'clock 1nterment will
tion Cemetery.
HOLLAND. CALVIN G.-Passed away on
Friday evening, March II, 1888. at g Il )
Tsksma PARK. Nd cAIV1N e. hui;
LAND. son Of the late DR.. Calvin A and
sister, Mrs. Watson V. Shelton.
Funeral from his late residence. 1874
Jocelyn Street Northwest. Chevy Chase, D.
c.. on Monday. March 20. 1888. at 2 p. m.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend.
lnterment IN Congressional Cemetery.
Services by W. W. Chambers Co.
LITTLE. JOSEPH CARI-Passed away
on Wednesday. March is. 1898. JOSEPH
CARL LITTLE. the beloved husband of
son Of Edward G. and Annie, R, Little.
late residence. 1902 o Street Southeast,
on Monday morning. March 90. 1898. at
10 o'clock. Relatives and friends are
invited to attend. Interment will follow
in Cedar Hill Cmetery
Services by W. W. Chambers.
PRIvETT. SHIRLEY D.-Passed away on
Thursday: March 16. 1893 at Children's
Hospital. SHIRLEY D. PRIVETT, the be-
loved infant daughter of Stephen T. and
Catherine j. Privett. Remains resting at
the W. W. Chambers Co. funeral home,
Fourteenth and Chaplin Streets Northwest
1nterment will follow in Philadelphia. Pa.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
MARRIAGE LICENSES

J. H. Constable, %, Wrennie NJ. Davis, z!
]. e. Corson. 26. Edith Cullenbers. g.
Charlie R. Gray. 81 Roxie Clark. 27.
A. Daludado, 80. Grace Wilkerson, s.
Albert F. Holbert. 25. Ruth Smith, q
a. A. Palmer, 81, Adeline Cronmiller. s.
Carmel Payone, 25. Doroth E. Bell. Q,
]. NJ. Parvis. jr.. %, v. e. Mckinney. 2,
Earl E. King, "a. Elizabeth Walsh. q
f. w. Knight. %, Lillian E. Bland. q
William H. Good. 81, Mary E. Ewell. o
Milton Winaker, 22 Tessie Saffron, q
A. H. Jones. %. Elizabeth B. Cross. q
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
HOLY CROSS MASS

The annual mass of the Holy
Cross Alumnae Association will be
celebrated tomorrow morning al
1885 Upton st. N. W.. by the Rt
Rev. Msgr. Edward Pace, vice rec
tor Of Catholic University.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
NATIONAL CITY CHURCH

At the National City Christian
Church. tomorrow morning, DR..
H. H. Harmon will preach on the
theme, watching the Treasury"
The evening sermon topic will
be Things Worth While"
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
DEATHS

Henry B. Mattox, 50, 4911 14th N. W.
John Toops S5 st. Eliz. Hospt
Anna B. Clark, "a, 44O4 G'wich Pkwy.
Leonard w. Koon, 81. 1457 F'mt N w.
Martin Pyne, 65 years, st. Eliz. Hospt.
Bertha E. Adams, 65. Prov Hospt
Chas. T: Butler, 64. Nat Homeo. Hospt.
Harry Wilson, 81, st. Eliz. Hospt.
VIM. J. Munson, 56. Walter Reed Hospt.
Clarence Rose. %, Garfield Hospt
Marjorie VanWert, 49, Wal Reed Hospt
Oscar Kelly, 73, 22O N N E.
Louise Patterson, 72, 1919 P N. w.
John D. oliver, SO, Freedmen's Hospt
William Lewis. SO. Gallinger Hospt.
Rosa u. Gray, 2S. 1887 Covington N. w.
Elliot Robinson, *. 1870 Montello N. E.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
BIRTHS

Charles j., Mozelle NJ Kunowski, boy
Leslie B., Esther L. Stewart, girl
Philip, Cecilia Halpern, girl.
Henry B.. Elizabeth Dawson, boy.
Emmitt W.. Gladys Brandt. boy.
James F., Harriet c. Parran. boy.
James F, Helen L. Hitzelberger, boy
Yuen T., Leng Guey. girl.
Starwest. Georgia Flournoy, boy.
Larry, Fannie Byrd, boy.
Jack. Bertha Crenshaw. girl.
Isaac, Gertrude Rucker, girl
Roy, Gertrude Butler. girl.
John. Annie L. Jackson. boy.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
WASHINGTON TIMES

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WASHINGTON AND ALEXANDRIA
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Sunday. 10 delivered by carrier at ID
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week and Sunday only 10 cente per week
Orders can bo sent by mail or tele.
phone District $3.50. Collection is made
weekly by carrier.
RATES BY MAIL
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Florists
Funeral Directors

Phone MAI. 4278. Funeral Designs
GUIDE BROS CO.. 1912 F st. NV
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Real Estate
Business Opportunities

CARD AND GIFT SHOP. growing commun.
ity: Price reasonable. CLeve. 1850.
LARGE, NEW CORNER STORE for rent,
next to new A. & P. grocery store. Won
lessen or any business Located at corner
Of Conduit. Rd. and Potomac Ave. 400
Conduit Rd. Rent very reas. Key at 4416
Conduit Rd. N. W. or phone Line. 1850.
LUNCH ROOM. good business Sacrifice
for quick sale. Call col. 1045O
ROOMiNG HOUSE. fine section, large rms.
new furnishings. all filled: INV h. dou.
BILE garage. Bargain. 1915. Phi. AT. 054S.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18

PRLVETT. SHIRLEY D.-Passed away on
ThHriday March 1S 493S At GhiIdreps
loved infant daughter of Stephen T. and
Catherine ]. Privett. Remains resting at
the W. W. Chambers Co. funeral home,
Fourteenth and Chaplin Streets Northwest.
1nterment will follow in PHILADELPHIA. Pa.
The Washington times., 1933-03-18
Educational
instruction Courses

% IIIpVTUCGIUIT VUUISCS
NATIONAL AIRCRAFT SCHOOL
future, learn to be an aircraft mechanic
by practical work on modern airplanes and
school Day 4 night classes forming. Write
for infor. and bulletin or phone WE. 1900.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
Easy to Make 1t Matter of
Pleasant Informal
Entertaining.

Afternoon tea-that charming Eng
fish custom-is one which most of
us wish could be transported bodily
to the United States, says one of the
most popular Of hostesses. There ac-
tually are few offices in New York
where tea is served at four O'clock,
and ! am told by one Of the execu-
tives that the result in increased eff
ficiency for the last hour of the day
has been noticeably good.
or course, over the teacups in such
a place there can be none Of the de-
liglrtful lettering which we associate
with afternoon tea as we use it usu.
ally for informal entertaining.
"Come, to tea parties" are a boon to
the housekeeper who has no maid
and who must make her own prep
arations and do her own serving.
Guests also like afternoon teas be
cause in these busy days it is often
possible to drop in for little while
at tea time when it would not be
possible to go to luncheon or a
bridge.
Because tea-time food is so sim.
pie it must be perfect Of it's kind.
First of all, there is the tea itself.
Most persons prefer black blended
tea and even if you are a devotee
to traditional green tea for family
use, you should forget y"nr own
preference and serve the kind liked
by the majority. To make the tea,
you must be sure to use fresh boil
ing water, drawn at the last moment
from the cold water faucet after it
has been allowed to run long enough
to be sparkling. Teapot and hot
water pot must be rinsed with hot
water The tea itself may be tied in
cheesecloth or put into a teaball of
good size and put into the hot pot.
The boiling water should then be
poured over it and after five minutes
the tea should be removed. Experts
say that less than five minutes
stepping fails to bring out the flavor.
If IT is too strong for the person who
likes variety OF hot lemonade
which he calls tea you can dilute ii
with hot water. The little pots
with tight covers and wicker handles
which come especially for tea serv
ice should keep water really hot.
Cream and lemon should both be
served with tea, as we'll us sugar.
You may be fancy in your choice of
this once commonplace product, or
you may choose it shaped like hearts.
diamonds. spades or clubs or you
may choose it colored and Favored.
Sometimes glass platter or plate
divided into sections is used with
the tea service. In this are arranged
sliced lemon, sliced orange. candiet
cherries and small mint candies
from which the guests may hell
themselves.
TO serve with tea there should bt
the daintiest Of sandwiches. cut IL
fancy shapes, of bread and butter
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
A PAINFUL REMINDER

"What's the matter, Smythe?' asked
Browne of his friend. "You look as
If you've seen a ghost. Come and have
a good time on the river"
Smythe shook his head dejectedly.
mo, thanks he replied. I'm not
enthusiastic just now"
Come along" persisted Browne. "A
row on the river will cheer you up"
mo, l can't stand it," explained
Smythe. "Every time look at the
river it reminds me of the row there
will be when l got home. I've left the
faucet in the bathtub running!"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11

Daughter-Did Mr.. Sapp call on
you today, father?
Her Dad-Yes, dear.
Daughter-Well, what followed3
Her Dad-Two doctors and an am.
bulance.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
Will Break His Rule

The Market Man-No'm, can't take
that ham back. never take any
thing back and, besides, you're way
behind with your bill.
Mrs Strongarm-See here, young
fellow, just step out from behind that
counter and I'll make you take your
words back.-Brooklyn Eagle.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
Why Not?

The little girl was reading labori
ously. "See Mary and the lamb" she
read slowly. Does Mary love the
lamb, button-hook?
"Why do you say button-hook? 2"
asked the teacher
"Picture of a buttonhook here" re-
piled the child, pointing triumphantly
to the question mark.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
Evident

HE turned me down when ap-
piled for the job, but l found out
what kind of a wife he has, said
Myrtle.
--"Yeah?" yawned Cert, "howcum?'
"He said I was too pretty to risk
taking me on" she replied-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
PLAYING the Market

"Do you ever play the stock mar
ket?'
only in detached sort of a way"
answered Senator Sorghum. II often
find 1t desirable to play the stock mar.
ket up when | am making speeches
about predatory wealth."
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
Might Be Immodest

Peg-I'm going to do my bit, dad.
I'm getting dressmaker to teach me
how to cut out frOcks.
Dad don't want you to go that
far. But ! think you might cut out
cigarettes and three-guinea hats
Sydney Bulletin.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
What This Does

That's all you do. But you do it
regularly, EVERY DAY, so long as
you have any symptoms of distress.
This acts to neutralize the stom-
ach acids that foster your upset"
stomach, that invite headaches and
that feeling Of lassitude and lost
energy.
Try it. Results will amaze you.
Your head will be clear. You'll for
get you have stomach.
BUT-bc careful that you get
REAL milk Of magnesia when you
buy; genuine PHILLIPS Milk Of
Magnesia. See that the name
Phillips" is stamped clearly on
the label.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
Ohedient Dog

Policeman Crying To reconstruct de-
rails Of motor Academy You say the
man on the corner whisted for his
dog. Then what followed2
Bright Rcy--The dog.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1933-05-11
ACID STOMACH EASY
NOW TO CORRECT
Just Do One TI7ing-7hat's All

According to many authorities,
some 500 Of the people of today
have acid stomach. This because so
many foods, comprising the modern
diet, are acid forming foods.
1t usually makes itself felt in
sour stomach, indigestion, head.
aches, nausea, "gas," "biliousness,"
and most frequently in stomach
pains that come about thirty
minutes after eating. So you can
easily tell if you have it.