The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-01
"A SMILES THE THING.

money, six months hence, with William H. Woodin's name thereon (he's the new secretary of the treasury you may find a little jingle of some kind or other. Woodin writes music for songs and he has been known to write the verses. If you've ever glimpsed "Little Wooden Willie," it will in- terest you to know that while Woodin did not write the words, he contributed the music. It goes like this:
 "PeOple tho't him silly Cause he had knOthOle In the middle of his head. But he put a hat on,
 And since he's had that on Those who thought him silly Think him very nice indeed" Then there's another one, "Blue- birds" It runs after this fashion: ooh hear the happy bluebirds sing
 ing in the rain. They're singing to the rainbow,
 shining there again, So let us be like bluebirdS happy
 dll 1Oh8 Forgetting all our troubles in Q
 sunny song."
 "Day by Day" is willing to fur nish the words for Woodin's first ditty to be printed on a one dollar bill. Here goes: "YOu may think this Woodin money And of course it's very funny, But it isn't WOOdin money, not a
 bit, It's made by Uncle Sammy, For your paw and for your nanny, And I hope you'll like my picture,
 it's hit.'
 Or he may prefer this one: "This bill is called a dollar, And it's bound to make you hOller, In fact it may produce little fit, My picture tells the story, Pm the sec in all his glory, Done in cOIors, 'twouId be nicer,
 Woodin it?"
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 Editor Day by Day: Nervousness causes people to bite their finger nails. Manicured of the habit B. B.
 Commenting on the three democratic senators at Hart ford who flopped to the g. o. D., "B. B." wants to know if it is a powerful machine that has three man displace- ment?
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 Unless we're mistaken they'll forget to reserve a seat on Penn- sylvania avenue Saturday for the forgotten man.
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 Senator Tom Walsh married a widow from Cuba and at the inaugural ball she'll probably sing in his ear, Walsh me around again, Tommy"
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 A diplomat is chap who can get down on the mat or rug as the occasion may require.
 so IT GOES
 A bit of happiness,
 A laugh or two,
 Then plumes of memory
 Marching through.
 o-O-o A lot of people are wondering if Al Smith will be on the speakers stand during the inauguration next Saturday. O-O-o There are sermons in stones money in concrete.
  Every day. whether we realize il or not, we're trying to solve the greatest of all puzzles-life. o-O-o IN THE HEART We search for gold. Amid Iife's roar and din, Not knowing gold is always found Within. The world court should fine Japan for committing breach oi peace. Japan will perhaps have hard time distinguishing China's flag of truce from one of it's laundry washings. o-O-o Roosevelt is said to have a weak. ness for Norfolk suits. If he doesn't go back to peg top trousers anc button shoes we won't worry. o-O-O Washington will be the most democratic city in the U. $. af- ter March 4th. GOT did some- body else beat us to 1t? O-O-O This concludes our regular mid week program. It was broadcast b, | DBD and came to you through thu | courtesy of the Waterbury Even ing Democrat, pioneer in this typt of newspaper work. We are sign ing off at this time. to be back or the air again tomorrow evening at the usual hour. o-O-o
 Good night.