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Evening star., 1933-03-25
c. U. PLANS SPORTS CARD.

Catholic University is planning an
intramuraI sports program April Is to
be marked by competition In boxing
wrestling, swimming, basket ball and
track. 1t will be conducted by the
student council,
Evening star., 1933-03-25
GREENv1LLE OUT OF LOOP,

GREENVIILE, 8. c., March Is CP.-
Greenville has faded from the picture
Of reorganized South Atlantic League
with the announcement that Guy Gum
ter and Billy Laval have abandoned
plans for entering team.
Evening star., 1933-03-25
KUZSCHENKEL, NOT ENGLE.

A business transaction revealed the
real name of Charley Engle, Fort Worth
shortstop, as Charley Kuzschenkel.
Evening star., 1933-03-25

Alabama IS the only State without
any black bass protection whatever.
Evening star., 1933-03-25
Cochet, on Solons'
Tip,Avoids Movies

nARIS, March rs R.-Henri Co
L chet can appear in the movies
IS brigand, boxer or ball boy,
but he cannot as tennis player-if
he wants to remain an amateur.
The French star was about to
appear In a film when the French
Lawn Tennis Federation wagged its
finger at him and said, "No! If
you do, you'll be another T1lden."
Cochet has bowed to the guard
ians Of his amateur status.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15
DICK GLENDON'S
DEATH PLACED
UNDER PROBE
Medical Examiner Finds
End Came Almost
Instantly.
BIZ nitcd Press

BIZ nftcd Press
SOUTH CHATHAM. Mass. Dec.
15.-Barnstable county authorities
will investigate the shooting of
Richard J. Glendon, Columbia uni
versity crew coach found dead beside
his IL gauge shotgun on snow COW
cred marshland about mile and
a half from his home here yester-
day.
Though medical examiner c. w.
Keene of Chatham has announced
that he will record the case as one
of accidental shooting, district at
torney William G. Crossley assigned
state detective Ernest Bradford of
Hyannis to investigate all phases Of
the tragedy. Bradford was expected
here today.
About twenty-eight hours after
vanishing on a duck-hunting trip,
Glendon's body was found in the
snow near Cookie Cove road by a
Chatham policeman. one of more
than a hundred police, boy scouts
and civilians who had searched all
night and through the day.
Glendon's body lay on one side
of a. fence, and his shotgun lay on
the other. DR.. Keene, after viewing
the body, said there was nothing
inconsistent in a finding that the
coach had shot himself accidentally
while climbing the fence. One
charge from the double barrelled
shotgun entered the lower abdomen,
causing almost instant death.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15
.SCIENTECH CLUB TO
PICK 1894 OFFICERS
Speakers for Three Tickets
Will Be Heard.

Scientech Club will hold election
of officers at the Columbia Club to-
morrow noon. Campaign speeches
by candidates on three tickets viii
feature the program.
Officers nominated are: Microbe
ticket, j. c. Siegesmind, president
H. M. Stradling, vice-president; H
A. Minturn, secretary, and A. M
Hood treasurer. Irrigation ticket, w
c. Mabee, president; N T. Pickett
vice president; John M. Moore, Sec
rotary, and G. A Trask. treasurer
Infra red ticket, w. c. Mabee, pres
ident; H. Sneder, vice president; H
A. Minturn, secretary, and A. M
Hood, treasurer.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15
BRIDGE TOURNEY
TO Be PLAYED
JAN. 5 AND 6
Winners Will Be Awarded
One Week Stay at
Florida Hotel.

Qualifying round for the famous
Miami Biltmore hotel winter con-
tract bridge tournament will be
played here at the Columbia Club
Jan. and 6. The winning pair will
be awarded week at the Miami
Biltmore hotel, Coral Gables, Fla.
Mrs. Herbert Pinnell and Mrs. Har-
Ian Hadley won the district cham
pionship last year.
Shepard Barclay is national
chairman of the event. Kay Coffin
and Grace Buschmann are Indian
apolis co-chairmen. In each north
ern district there will be prelimin-
airy play at various points. The dis
trict finals will follow to decide the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15
Gone, but Not Forgotten

Automobile reported to police as stolen
belong TO.
Gustve A. Fischer 66e East Maple road.
Apartment 3. Essex coach. 1854. from
Indiana avenue and Illinois street.
ALERT Gilmore. 1905 Brookside avenue.
Chevrolet coach. 47-66l from parking lot
at Gray and Washington streets.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15

section champions. The free trips
to the national finalists will begin
the latter part of the next week.
The total entry last year was 5000
players.
Those who wish to enter the
tournament should communicate
with Mrs. Coffin, 971 North Della
ware street, or Mrs. Buschmann,
1850 North Meridian street.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15

Seaweeds have no roots in gen.
eral sense, only holdfasts or an
chors; they absorb air, water and
salts through the surface of their
frOndS.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15
BACK HOME AGAIN

Stolen automobiles recovered by police
belong TO:
DR.. George Kohlsteadt. 1893 North Penn
sylVania street Marmon sedan. found at
800 East Twentieth street.
T. Scott $50 East Michigan street. Ford
coach. found at Twenty first and Meridian
street.
F. W Dorgan. 5432 Kenwood avenue.
Ford sedan. found on road east of city
limits
v. W. Bisesi. 1899 West Sixteenth
street, Ford sedan found at Walnut and
Delaware streets
T. A. Waltz Greenfield. Ind. Buick
sedan, found at 500 White river boulevard.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1933-12-15
LEGGE'S POST FILLED
Adds E. McKinstry New Head of
International Harvester.

UW WTTFW TTfF8
CHICAGO, Dec. 15.-Addis f. Nc
Kinstry, Chicago, today assumed his
duties as president of the Interna-
tional Harvester Company to sue
coed the late Alexander Legge. Mr.
McKinstry was elected yesterday
afternoon.
Evening star., 1933-02-02
It's
ASTHENIA

Millions are in the same lam
entable plight today and not one
in ten can guess the cause.
That's the insidious thing about
Asthenia . it drags you down,
slows your mind, robs you Of your
joys and pleasures, yet you hardly
realize you're slipping.
Would you like for once to
brush the cobwebs from your
eyes-be ready and eager for
any task-experience all the glor-
les of this glorious old worldl
Then rid yourself of Asthenia
and stay rid of it.
You think that you're not the
least bit cloeged-you say that
you're regular" as can be-but
physicians will tell you that it is
only too easy to deceive yourself
in this respect and stay doped
with poisons. Thus millions of
micro-orpanisms accumulate in
the intestinal tract and produce
that dull, achy, pepless feeling
known as Asthenia.
Decide right now to turn the
tables on Old Man Gloom. Take
Evening star., 1933-02-02
: '4e'Mo|ST THROAT
! STOPPED MY
COUGHING SPELLS!"


]: i i .! 4: ]! 3: / !
Your throat and "a
kfonchial tubes are
Ef0d with millions of
pores like tiny "hot-
tl@' continually sup
plying moisture to the
delicate tissues ). UNI q >
II Jou "cdtch cold."
. hen 'Hese poleS glad I learned
cog. Phlegm collects. .bout, .:moist
Dangerous germs find MIS- a. s.. S'es es
4breeding place. Tick Ns'0 YorA CRY.
lin, irritation and coughing set in.
I! cure your cough you must increase the
doW of your throat's natural moisture.
l33senin9 the phleem 90 1t can be expelled.
Maoy cough remedies contain numbine
de6ss which merely ''deaden" the nerves
...Sut don't Get At the root Of the troubled
RIETUssIN, a scientific remedy, is the
exEact of famous herb which opens
the tiny glands, stimulates the flow of
throat moisture and brings quick re-
l0 naturally.
n your throat's raw or dry, take a
teaspoons of PERTUssIN now. It's safe,
sYH for children. At drug stores, COZ.
advertisement. 'e ~
Evening star., 1933-02-02
RELIEVED Of DUTY
BY HIS OWN ORDERS
Gen. Bridges to Be Succeeded by
Gen. Mckinley as Acting
Chief Of Division.

Maj. Gen. Charles H. Briggs yesterday
issued War Department orders reliev-
ing himself Of duties as adjutant gen.
eral Of the Army, to be succeeded BY
Brig. Gen. James F. Mckinley as actine
chief of the division. Tomorrow Gen
Bridges reverts to the rank of colonel
and will go on duty with the War-Army
group Of the general staff In Washing
ton.
Gen. McKinley's nomination as adju-
tant general has not been confirmed
by the Senate.
Although only go years old, Gen.
Bridges can retire after today 1T any
time he chooses, by reason Of his 40
years Of service in the Army.
Evening star., 1933-02-02

served creditably as
commanding officer
Of the 321st Field
Artillery, 82nd Dt-
vision, giving proof
Of conspicuous mil
itary attainments.
Through his tire
less en- rgy and
technical skill as
an artillerist, his
re gi m mt gave
most effective as
sistance to the In
fantry W hich it
supported and at
all times furnished
wholehearted CO.
IL A.
Evening star., 1933-02-02
Districts Heroes
in the
World War
Compiled BY Sergt I. e. Jaeckel.

A 8 recorded in the oficial cita-
n ton. Clarence Deems, jr.. COL
~ onel, Field Artillery, U. 8. A.,
4 \ was awarded the Distinguished
Service Medal for exceptionally
meritorious and distinguished services
IN . position Of great responsibility. He
Evening star., 1933-02-02

one-hfth glass Pluto
Water in four-hfths
glass hot water-for
ten straight days..
Gentle, Effective
Gently and thor
ouehly cleanse your
system of every YES
tige of health de
stroying impurities.
Then you will un-
derstand why for
nearly ninety years,
from all over the
world, people have
travelled to French
Lick Springs for
this ten-day Pluto
Water treatment.
And why physicians
everywhere recon-
mend it as a mild and
effective laxative
non-irritatinR' and
notwithstanding.
Two sizes-20c
and 45c-at all
drug counters. Bot
tied and sealed at
FrenchLick Springs
Hotel, French Lick,
Indiana.
Evening star., 1933-02-02

"A popular low-priced table
! model fhilco, complete With
tubes. Cabinet Is Of genuine
walnut.
Evening star., 1933-02-02

letters which appear improper: that is,
where letter Is wrong those occurring
next in the frequency table should be
tried, the frequency table being made
use Of to determine the most likely
letters.
Evening star., 1933-02-02

215, which would represent the number
of transpositions used for each Of the
first three letters. this being then re-
peated throughout the message, so that
the first letter of the cipher would be
transposed two positions-the second,
one position, and the third, five posi-
tions from the proper letter OF the
alphabet.
"Similarly. numbers may be substi-
tuted-the figures l for a. 2 for B,
and so on throughout the 26 letters OF
the alphabet. Variations Of this are
again very numerous. Instead OF start
ing with - any number might be
used, and 1t would only be necessary
for the addreSsee to remember the
number with which the alphabet Is
started. In addition, there may be
various arrangements of the alphabet,
for the addressee to remember such an
arrangement"
Odd Symbols Used.
The bureau recently received from
Illinois authorities message consist
ing Of Strengthening symbols-tri-
angles, circles, squares, lines, and the
like. It was deciphered through use
Of the letter frequency table, just as
though transposed letters or numbers
had been employed.
To decode a cipher message the bu-
reau advised the following procedure:
First, make a list Of all the char
acters or symbols appearing in the
message, counting the number Of times
each character appears in the whole
message and classifying them in order
Of frequency.
Second, compare the frequency OF
the characters in the cipher message
with the normal frequency table.
Third, substitute letters for the char
acters in order Of frequency, making
substitutions in q portion of the mes
sage sufficiently large to ascertain
whether the solution is correct. If in
correct in some particulars, substitu-
tions may be made for the letter or
Evening star., 1933-02-02
-ean't imagine why he feels 50
pepIess-so rundown

Pluto Water every morning for
ten mornings, and see a new world
in ten days!
Don't miss a day. Take it be-
fore breakfast as recommended
Evening star., 1933-02-02

Infantry In the operations against the
enemy.
Col. Deems is retired and makes his
residence at Mount Ida, Birch and
Holly streets, Alexandria, Va.
Evening star., 1933-02-02

Slipping on the job-and in
these days, too. No wonder he
worries! He can't figure out
what's wrong-why he wakes
up more tired than when he went
to bed-what causes that con-
slant dull headache-that achy,
pepless, half-alive feeling. Yet
the answer is ridiculously SIM
pie. Ten to one there's nothing
really wrong-nothine he cannot
easily correct in just a few days.
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

mediocre office-that of acting
as referee between state and
defendant, between opposing
counsel, that no injustice be
done the accused. They have
no Constitutional right to in
struct a jury in favor of prose-
cution or defense, nor have
they any right to choose the
twelve men and true" into
whose hands the fate of any
American citizen, or any &C
cused appearing in any Amer
lean court, may fall.
Those powers, that preroga-
tive, rests with the American
people and is vested in them by
their power as expressed in
THEIR Constitution of the
United States.
Cur Judiciary will do well to
pear in mind the Constitutional
rights of the American people
and their own Constitutional
limitations.
This country must 60 back to
Constitutional government or it
must go on to chaos and obliv-
ion. WE prefer the Constitu-,
tional method. If our judiciary
and our political nitwits prefer
anarchy and chaos, we pity
them for their gross stupidity.
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30
THE HEATHEN CHINEE'

Bland, Acknowledged j o b n
Chmaman has once more quail
tied as the world S champion
slicker. Our government list
ened to the dulcet tone of the
willy gent from the Dragon S
lalr and sold him a generous
supply of raw cotton-at a fair
margin of profit, to be sure. A
short time ago INK Sam discov-
cred that his Chink customer
was reselling his longtime pay
ment cotton to Japan on the
small profit, cash sale, plan.
And what a roar (under the
blanket) in Washington.
Nothing wrong with the
Chink idea except that some of
oar cotton prohteers were be-
ing gyped out of their commits
sion, it being plainly apparent
that the Jap cotton purchaser
WASH going to pay a Yankee
cotton seller ANY commission
on cotton purchased from a
Shanghai dealer.
We have a system in this
country, second to none: We in
sist on taking ours "off the
top and usually when that s
done, the bottoms clean.
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30
FAIR WARNING

If any of our local "lovers
of the wild" are contemplating
a trip to the fastness of a wild
erness cabin, with the wool of
another man, we trust they II
take our advice and pick on a
lake where the waters tepid
and the bottom close enough to
the top to wade ashore. Other
wise, slow music, lovely flowers,
much whispering and great agi-
tation among relatives and the
newspaper fraternity.
Take 'em if you've got to,
gentlemen, but if your batteau
tips and you find yourselves
making goo-goo eyes at a deep
water fish, don't come back at
midnight to perch on our bed
post and croak, "you told me
not to-"
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

Who would a thunk it? Hal
Robinson, responsible for seri-
Gus injury to two people as the
result of careless driving, and
the driver at the time of the
killing of yet another; defend
ant in several personal injury
actions for recovery of damages
caused by his actions, and one
time occupant of the workhouse
for his speeding proclivities
and utter contempt for court
orders, has appeared at the
county attorneys office with
squawk. He wants to make
trouble for smart Aleck who
took him for some short money
on a perpetual motion engine.
Hal cannot obey the rules Of
society himself, but he's turned
cop on those who skin him.
Who's next.
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30
Judge Picked Juries
Our Judiciary Apparently Over
looking Existence of a Unit
ed States Constitution and
Their Own Limited Powers

A Chicago judge has SEN
fenced a woman to Jail for one
year in addition to a five hun
dred dollar fine for doing the
fan-dance to a heterogeneous
audience at the Century OF
Progress carnival in the city.
The penalty is the maximum
allowed under Illinois law, from
which we are led to believe that
the lady's otfense was most
heinous when in fact it was, at
the most, merely a public ex-
hibition Of a primitive dance
done la Nature and with mus
cular grace. But it is not the
imposition of the savage pen
atty that arouses our ire half
so much as the fact that the
Constitutional rights Of the &C
cused were ignored and a fair
and impartial trial by a jury of
his (her) peers" was palpably
trampled upon.
The jury, according to press
reports, was Judge picked"
and not by the usual and Con-
stitutional methods. There is
no part or portion of the Con-
stitution of these United States
giving to any bench owl the
right to say who shall and who
shall not sit upon jury of trial
and if we are to have a contin-
uation of Constitutional law, if
we are to have these United
States continue as democracy,
if we are not to have a rule by
bench rather than a rule by
statute, then there must be a
sudden "about face" in the at
titude Of our judiciary.
These gentlemen are fast
usurping the perogatives of SUI
preme authority, but whether
they be elected by the vote of a
free people or appointed to
their posts in recognition Of
political services rendered, they
should recognize the fact that
until the Constitution of the
United States is declared BY
THE PEOPLE to be null and
| void, obsolete and of no further
use, it STILL CONTAINS THE
FIRST AND FINAL VOICE
OF THE AMERICAN PEG
PIE.
1t may shock some Of these
somber and egotistical gents to
know that the Constitution Of
the United States delegates
them no power whatsoever be-
yond the simple duties of their
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

May: $50 AIMS divorced
her parlor magiciang Couldn' t
he pull enough rabbits out of
his hat to keep the pantry
flled?"
Belle: eyes, but he couldn t
pull enough hats out of his
pocket to keep her wardrobe
filed"
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

Nurse Gin insane asylum !:
"There's a man outside who
wants to know if we have lost
any male inmates.
Doctor: 'Why."
Nurse He says someone has
run off with his wife.
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

"Now tell the jury, lady,"
instructed the young lawyer,
Just where the prisoner was
milking the cow
The young lady, a trife en-
barrassed, smiled sweetly, and
replied, "Why, l think it was
just a little back of the center,
sir"
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

Harry Pratt went down to
the jail house to see his imam
N.Y. who was arrested for va
grancy. He took a swipe at the
.jailer, and now Harry's family
has two Pratts in the work
house, one of them black.
The Saturday press. (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1927-1936, 1933-09-30

During the American Legion
Convention in Boston, we are
told that an elderly lady,
alarmed at the antics Of the Lee
gionnaires, rushed up to a po-
liceman, saying:
Cant you stop them, Off
cer?"
Lady," responded the cop
sadly, there's an old man in
Europe who tried to do that,
and now he's saving wood in
Holland"
"Gee, I made a terrible blum
der at dinner last night. -
what happenedY"
"Mother asked me if I would
have some corn and I passed
my glass;"
A shapely young maid, Miss
Mac MORAY,
Submitted her case to the jury :
"The step was so high
That ] injured my thigh"
But the jury said: "We re from
Missouri"
The Washington times., 1933-11-14


Director of the United States Naval
Observatory at Washington, D. c., has
been humanity jealous of the weirdly
powerful 300-inch metal mirrors and
their secrets.
He wants to be the first to announce
the exact state of civilization on Mars.
if civilization exists; he wants to be
the first to settle once and for all the
problems which baffled Calico and
the first telescope in 161O-whether
or not life can exist, has existed and
does exist on Mars. He will be able to
say with absolute finality whether the
famous and huge Marian canals"
were engineered by nature unaided or
by some relative Of the human animal
as we know it.
For . while science we'll nigh de-
SPARED of ever seeing Earth's neigh
bors much more plainly than they had
been seen in the past through such
giant glasses as the Mount Wilson, CAL,
telescope, which DR.. Ritchey also de-
signed-the largest in the world. There
was limit to the diameter of glass
mirrors capable Of effective use, and
The Washington times., 1933-11-14


eighteen degrees North in the Canadian
wilderness; a third will cit upon the
Equator; fourth will be erected
eighteen degrees south Of the Equator
in suitable spot, while the fifth will
peer up from the far, frozen South.
Thus the richest sector Of the uni
verse will be swept. These five ire
mendous eyes will hunt the heavens
like batteries Of big guns trained upon
mysteries long inviolate. The results
may we'll explode upon mans conscious
ness, in city and jungle, from news
paper headlines and fast couriers.
"With my mirrors" says DR.. Ritchey,
photographs will be made that will
show craters 70 feet in diameter and
any object on Mars two miles in dia-
meter will be clearly defined"
Those mirrors are like great, gilt
ering honeycombs-what science calls
the cellular construction. Several at diff
ferent angles on each telescope catch
and toss the light reflected from the
far-off world-passing it from one to
another like some robot basketball
team until it is ready for the focus
ing mirror and the eye Of the camera
or the astronomer.
The controversy about the possibil-
ity Of life on Mars has been famed
The Washington times., 1933-11-14

to new life by the prospect Of this
amazing telescope artillery in the
hands Of science. Sir William Herschel,
the English astronomer, was the first
exponent Of the life-on-Mars theory to
gain international attention. But even
in the vortex Of the argument-which
grew heated, with uncomplimentary
epithets exchanged among proponents
Of and scoffers at the theory-the
most sanguine Investigator would shake
his head now and again, signing: "After
all, we'll never knowv"
Now, thanks to DR.. Ritchey, we WILL
know! II the answer 10 yes-if those
monster mirrors reflect irrefutable
evidence Of life on the planet, the news
will bring to the Herschelites who have
long pointed out that Mars affords the
requisites Of life: heat, water and oxy-
gen. They will recall how they placed
in evidence the regular, criss-cross
markings on the planet, which seemed
to serve some purpose and to have
been planned.
'Mars is a sterile planet" retorted
the more conservative scientists. "The
so-called canals are volcanic cracks"
But they could not deny that Mars
faced the sun ut much the same angle
as the earth. They could not dispute
the rhythm Of seasons upon Mars, nor
the poles sheathed in ice like ours, nor
Mars frigid, temperate and torrid
zones. Nor the absence Of rivers, seas
and lakes upon Mars-with the ne
cessity for some kind Of irrigation like
those canals.
DR.. Ritchey is not given to vain i'm.
aginings and speculations. But he ad-
r1its to considerable excitement at the
prospect Of being history's most cele-
brated interplanetary Peeping Tom.
No telescope yet built has been strong