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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
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United Press Staff COrrcSpOndcnt)
 New York. March 1G.-(UP)--- We received an invitation today to attend the frostbite regatta at the Knickerbocker Yacht club Sunday afternoon and. not knowing exactly what a frostbite regatta was, we put in a call for MT Joe King, a local yachting editor.
 'Listen. MT King" we said when we got him, i've have been asked to a frostbite regatta. Naturally. we are anxious to, attend, having always nurtured a yen to meet a person or persons who could af-' ford yacht Tn other words. we have always yearned to mix social ly with the haute monde, the fiakiert portion of the upper crust. Should we accept"
 "Yes." replied MT King after de- liberation, ~sI'd go out. But only on this condition-that didn't have to engage in the actual yacht ing"
 "Oh my, my, my" we answered. "Then we might as well not go. For what we wanted to do was yacht around. We've always dreamed of how elegant it would be to sit aft, bait, or on the poop deck. under an awning and with a honey babe on either side, and sip cocktails and watch the flying fish
 fly"
 'Listen sweetheart" came back Mir King, you don't know what a frostbite regatta is. There's no yachting about it. It's one hell of a sport. There's no yachts inyolv- ed. In a frostbite regtta the boats are 11-foot rowboats with q sail stuck up in- the middle. And un- less you have put out to sea in an |11-foot rowboat. with the tempera- ture down to zero or whereabouts, you haven't lived. It's terrible. "Listen. know exactly how ysu feel Three or four years ago, be- fore came yachting expert. a friend asked me to'come out and take part In frostblte regatta. Be- ing as I never had been in a yacht Eclub before, was anxious to make a good impression. So l put on my sixty-five buck suit and my twelve buck shoes and my ten buck hat. and went out. The next thing knew was out in the middle of the ocean in zero weather. bailing with my ten buck hat and my tWSiNNEuuck bHOes, dHu ITOZen tNtO my sixty-five buck suit. You know, of course. that the highest title that can be bestowed upon frost-
 bitter is that of loon.p And loon is given4oniy' to those who have capslzed an even dozen times."
 "Why then" we asked MT King. "should we accept the invitation 2" My dear fellow" he replied, "by going out you will be able to take part in the ritual the frostb tbiters go through between races in order to
 warm themselves. This ritual is magnificent As soon as q frost-
 bitter finishes race he stomps into the clubhouse, warns his hands over fire and retires to the locker room. There, sealed in bottle by q secret process. he finds the greatest Awarmifier ever offered man.
 "what time are you going out?
 think I'll join you.. because I feel a cold coming on. And the only way to check "a cold properly Is to attend a frostbite regatta. So, mon constituents, If you need us Sunday afternoon, just put in a call for the ritual room of the Knickerbocker Yacht club.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
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A little knock-A little boost First it's me-Then it's you No Harm Done-It's all in fun

No Harm DOne--lL all III IuH' (By Miss Lotta Strikcsansparcs) How do you suppose you would feel if. after tasting the fruits of victory all season, then with but five more weeks to go and your team still battling for first place, two of your best bowlers fail to put in an appearance and you turn the proverbial cheek to be slapped for a three game loss. know how you feel Captain John Kopiczh and you're entitled to use every profane word in the bowlers dictionary. As for the two missing men, Billy Mazaika and Anthony Dulskis Duke, after working until 9:3O D m. at least showed up for tho thirt game, but unless Mag has perfec iron bound 100 per cent alibi, ml contention is that Billy put hi teammates in q rough. tough and unnecessary spot when they could least afford it. "Tt's the man whC can take 1t that makes flle game worth while" Is still m axiom that has two way slap to 1t. Lest VIC forget 1t was Joe Yanavich and his wonders who administered the de- feat to Kopiczh.
 The league leading sexties were handed an unlocked for surprise package when Doc Selens, aided and abetted by Matt and Attorney C. Balanda, BruZas and Jokabaitis sprinkled wax on Vaitukaitis' side of the alleys causing the sexties to do the light fantastic in the form of q waltz, foxtrot, two step and tango combined, the art of terpsi- core doesn't help one's bowling does it MT Vaitukaitis?
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 Neigh HO-I.ackaday and What to do about lt--LOOks as though Bob bin and his legal lights do not know enough 10 come In out of the rain soaking these last three weeks. but the dowsing that made them re- scmble Niagara Falls was the one administered by Cradles masOns who turned the hose down the alleys and splattercd the naples all over the lanes for a two game win. '"The lOwly shall up and smack the mighty, eh what"
 
 Captain Robbins 77-76 and 79 scores sounds the death knell to any aspiration he has or may have had for the first place position, un- less (notice how I cover up) Pop Zubras pulls a few more of those high wide and handsome 450 scores sweeter bowler ] have never seen when they are breaking for Pop his motion is effortless, his manner carefree and that happy go lucky spirit throws many a bowler off of his guard--Keep up the good work Zub.
 SheriT Jcnusaitis and his depu. ties polished Ed Yanavich's quin. tet off for three games like TIC bOdy's business, Dr Staneslow, HaT py Lasky. DeIinks, c. Dubauskas
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
RECREATION LEAGUE BOWLING CHATTER

SWede Larson and his Giants made a new seasons record of l73O for three games defeating the sec ond place Red Sox team three straight games and pushed the Red Sox into third place while they went into the second position. The entire Giant team rolling over 100 for each single string.
 Tine Pirates by winning three games from the Cubs are now com manding a lead of 2 games over their nearest rival and with IF games to he played It looks like comfortable lead.
 Rudy Hamels Tigers took all three games from the last place Yankees and are in position to finish in second place with the other five teams who are fighting for the runner up position.
 The Athletics and Braves put on q good battle last week. the "A's' winning two games, although the Braves had the high total
 Palmer Brick took the high single honors with score of 138 while Lefty George Byrnes hit the naples for 368 for the high three.
 Our honor roll of $40 or better consisted of ByrncI- 38S, Johnson 384. R. HamcI 363. PicdinOnte 36O. Larson 355, F. Brick $50, and Schultze 347.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Eagles Blank Reds
 in Fast Contest

New Haven, Conn, March 16- (UP)-The Providence Reds were tumbled out of their first play tie in the Canadlan-A Hockey league last night when the New Haven Eagles defeated them to 0. It was the second shutout for Goalie Roberts in month.
 Jack Heating put the Eagles ahead when he went down the left side of the ice and beat Byrne un- assisted. Speyer added another goal in the second period as did Faddon. The game was hard fought and filled with fast skating and hard checking. "
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
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PAPER BOX TEAM IN STATE TOURNEY

At least one Waterbury entry win take part In the state cham pionship scmi-prO basketball tournament scheduled for the St Rose Community hnli court in Mcridcn March 23, 24 and 25. This morning, Tournament Secretary Richard Weary an. nOunced the signing of the Wa terbury Paper Box team after q conference with Managers Willie Carroll and Bob CrOtty.' The Boxers compete for the Indus trinl league hoop title next Tuesday evening Ut the YMCA after which they will prepare for participation fin the state play. with fifteen outstanding teams of the state.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
MARCHIOlESS RUNS
 FOR MUSSOLlNI
By NEA Service

Rome. March 16-The Mar chiOness. one of the greatest trotting horses ever to win the HambIetonian Stake and Ken lucky Futurity in the United States, is now the property of Premier Mussolini, Italian dic- tatOr.
 This American wonder horse. sold after It's highly successful season of last year. went tO Italian bidders. At the time the actual owner was not revealed.
 After the recent Premier A1pi race at Milan, which The Mar chiOness won in handy fashion. It became known that MussOlini owned the horse. N. Branchlni, noted Milan hOrseman, races the Ally.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
IN. E. Y. JUNIORS
 RALLY TO BEAT [ EAGLES, 3S-2l
HiIlies and AdeIphi Also Win Final c a m e s in Interclub League--Many Fouls Committed

Trailing at the half by two points the North End Y Juniors came back strong in the final half to rout the Eagles. 38 to 21 in the feature game of the N. E. Y. In- terclub league last night which brought the season to a close.
 Johnny Martin ran wild in the second half, accounting for 10 of his 15 points. Forty-one fouls were called during the fray, only 19 of them finding their marks. Winnie Jacovino played exceptionally well for the losers. The box score:
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
TOWN PLOT EAGLES
 BROOKLYN Y CHAMPS

The Town Plot Eagles clinched the Brooklyn Y league hopors Monday evening trouncing the Brooklyn Speedboys. s36 to 16. in their final game of the season. The Plotters won 25 of 90 games a. gainst some of the leading teams in the city. Manager Fibre Jncar. nso claims the Boys, Club Cadets. Central Y Juniors and North End YJuniors side-tracked his charges this season.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
l.. I. F. BowLERs NOTICE

Duo to the fact that majority of members of our bowling league are attending the mission in St JOscph's church, the chairman of the committee, Sheriff Jenusaltis wishes to announce that the start ing tiinc for bowling tonight will be one hour later. 0:OO o'clock in. stead of the usual starting time which is 800 o'clock. Ats all, see you at the alleys at 0:OO o'clock.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
BETTER IEAEN
 BOWLING CONGRESS [ BEGIN RIVALRY
Three Strong New York Teams Ready For Big Pin Work at Columbus

Columbus, O, March 16--(UP)- The first important competition of the American Bowling congress tournament begins tomorrow when some of the nations best tenpin teams take their turns on the Championship allays.
 New York will be represented by the Mineralties, the CapitoIs and Falcaro's Flushing team, all of whom are among the high average teams of the eat. Joe Falcaro. match-game champion of New York. is a member of the team bearing his name. Andy Varipapa. { Italian bowling expert. is mem- Der of the capitol team. Other outstanding teams include .the Lins Wieners of Milwaukee: : Rexoia of Milwaukee. Livestock Press of Chicago and "131" Wab- ash. Chicago. On this last team sare Elmer Fl. Baumgarten. presi- ! dent of the A. E. C., Peter Howley and Chuck Collier. famous bowl CTS.
 Going Up Rolling a total of 2725 pins. the . moving picture machine operators [ union team of Columbus advanced sto third place in the five-man event : of the tournament last night. { Tn the shift of 28 Dayton, o, steams which were bowling last 2 night, the Mccall team came first with a total of 2653. This team gained eighth place in the five-man { sstandings.
 s Teams from 10 Ohio cities and : Utica, N. r., were scheduled to , roll in five-man doubles and singles events to-day.
 The six team leaders follow: 1n- dependent Supply company, Col ''umbus, 2765: c. F. Smith Shoe company. Columbus. 2745; Moving Picture Operators, 2725: The Fash ion. Columbus. 2689; c. & r. Heat : CTS, New Philadelphia. o, 2669; Strikers, Columbus, 26G9.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
An-TOrringtOn 5
 In City Tourney
Especial to The Democrat ]

Torrington, March 16,--The city championship basketball tourna- ment final arrangements have been completed, A Torringtoa merchant has donated a silver loving cup which will be presented the win- ner at the close of the finals Satur- day. All-Torrington and St Peter's, at present engaged in a private series for the city scmi-pro title. are entered in this competition which is being held at the Y
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
s. E. RAMBLE FRS ACCEPT
 SACRED HEARTS DEFI

The South End Ramblers accept the challenge of the Sacred Heart Juniors and will play them on their floor any time this week or next. The Rambleds would aIso like to meet the West Sides, West End Juniors, Greyhounds, Boys Club Cadets, Community Juniors, North End Y Juniors, Reymond Hillies and Scorpions. For games answer through this department or dial Ben at 3-9440.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
BRIDGEPORT "" BOYS
 MEET LOCAL TANKERS

with one of the best trained combinations 1t has had in two years. the Waterbury Y. M. c. A.. swimming team is ready for the invasion of the Bridgeport "Y"
 nermen tonight in tank meet that Is expected to decide state ahonors among the association com- petitors. Bridgeport won the championship last season and have a very strong squad this year. Bachman, the Geigauda brothers. Sabas. F1aherty. Jenkins, Brennan, Poyalaitis and Dodds will represent the local institution.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Totals .......... 6 s-2s
Hillies Dcfcnsc GOOd

~ Hiilies Defense Good
 l The Colonials were nosed out by the Hillies in the second game, 16 to Is, Alan Ouimet's charges holding the losers to two field goals all evening. Dom Carriero led the winners point makers with six while Larry Shanney did likewise for the losers with the same num- Der. The winners made eight of IA free tries and the losers II of 1y.
 DcIROn Misses Honor
 Freddy DeLeon needed but 13 points to take individual scoring honors of the league, but the Adel- phi forward could account for II as his club defeated the cellar oc- cupants, the Highlanders, 29 to 21, in the opening game of the triple bill. Ozzie Petrone and Nick An gelo registered eight points apiece for the losers. The winners made seven If 20 free tries good while the losers converted on five of H.. The losers outscored their oppon- ents in the second half, 13 to 9.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
IN WATERFOWL DEBUT
(spcciaI to The DcmOcrat) )


 Watertown. March IS - Able Booth. Yale's Mighty Atom, and his All-Star basketball team. con- querors of Chase of the Waterbury Industrial league, will make their debut hero a week from to-mor- row night meeting the Watertown Rangers in a benefit game for the central aid committee, it was an- nounced this morning by Mrs C. D.. Barrett. Mrs s. Mclean Bucking- ham and Mrs Kellogg Plume. members of the central aid com- mittee who are sponsoring the event.
 Arrangements are underway 10 book the Watertown high school quintet and the Oakyille town team in the preliminary at 8 o'clock. Dancing will follow the games which are expected to tax the high school gym to capacity.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
PERAZELLI PASSED BY
 BASKETBALL BOARD

Announcement was made by the New Haven district secretary of the Association of Approved Bas- ketball Officials that Paul Pera- zelli of this city has been success full in board examination for mem bership, and will be voted on at the next meeting of the association Monday might In New Haven. Per- azelIi is a members of the Leaven- worth high school faculty and T graduate of Carnegie Tech. 1880. His officiating experience Is based on intra mural and high school work in and around Pittsburgh.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Rubbermen Play
 West Haven Five
Especial to The DemocraD

Naugatuck, March 16.-The United States Rubber company basketball team will invade West Haven tomorrow night for a game with the w. II. Boys club, greater New Haven champions, at St Pat rick's hall.
 The Rubbermen will be repre- scented by Hennie. Cieslewski, Bill Stokes, Alec Samborski, Norman Schaffer, Don Garrick, Al Rakty- wich and Chappy Czaplicki The Shoremen defeated the locals in a close game in their first meeting.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
|Bridgep't Hollands
 Beat Wooster Five

Bridgeport, March 15--Spotting their opponents, the Waterbury Woostars,- the first game the Bridge port Hollands came back strongly to take the next two contests and match in state league competi- ton here tonight. High strings of 14S, and IA were posted by Sena and Harper of the Visitors.
 The scores:
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

At San Francisco--Young Tom my, 1l9. Philippines, decisioned Baby Arizmendi, 122, Los Angeles. 1; ao1; Joe Robinson, iSs, ldrew, isS, kayoed Eddie Cole; lSo, u1, Jose Montes, 127. (drew) Fil Quin, taner, 125: Liter. 1e4, decisionef Jack conmel, 1e6, 4l; Marin cano. 15s. decisioned Frank Tan- Esbat. 135, (9.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
THoMAsToN ECHOES BOW

The Thomaston Echoes invaded MerIdan 'ast night and were sound ly trounced by the lnsilco Girls, 36 to 5. At baIC time the score read 20 to I. Elsie Kline scored II of the winners taIlies while Mss Wehrie annexed four of the losers five.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
PIRATES.

Oakland, March 18 (UP)-Pitts- burgh punched hits in the third inning to score four runs and even the count with Oakland yesterday, 5 to 2, in the last of their three game series which opened with q scOrcless tic. A double and three singles on McAvOy produced the winning markers. Suhr led the Pirates attack, collecting two of their seven hits. The visitors mov- cd to San Jose today for a contest with Portland.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
WARMEsT JANUARY ENJOYED

average temperature of 54 degrees .csta biished. with the exception of 1923, the warmest January in the history of the United States Weather Bureau here. Records show the temperature ranged from below freezing on New Years day to high of 73 shortly afterwards. never to fall below A degrees above zero after January 12 Out Of 3f7 possible hours of sunshine. for an average of 54.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Final Standing
IN
 Y TILT TONIGHT
Meet All=Stars in Feature Game-JuniOr Teams in Pre1im

The Central Y All-Stars, made up of the leading players of var ious clubs, will pit their strength against Frankie Conroy's North End Thomas club tonight in the main game of a double-header at the Central Y at 9 o'clock. The first game will bring together the Central Y Juniors and North End Y. Juniors in a return engagement. Dancing will follow the games.
 The All-Stars will lineup with "Sonny" Connell of the Speedboys and Alez Mazzarella of the Putsic Friars at forward, Howie Kraft of the Zi-Theta-Pi at center, and Earl Lallier of the Speedboys and 'Fatso" Mccarthy of the Bona- Doms at guards. Jack Driscoll of the Friars and Jack Darlington of the Sigmas will be held in reserve.
 The Tommies will present their regular City Amateur lineup. "Bossy" Harnick and Earl Lewis will show at forwards, Eddie Stew ems at center. and Ralph Santo- pietro and Juhe Martino at guards. 6" .' Probable lineup of the pre-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
INsTLCO's WINNERS

The MerIden Insilc0 MaJors out scored the Colts Patent Fire Arms team of Hartford last night in tho Silver City. 30 to z7. Tn the pre- iiminary the Insiico Girls routed the Colt Girls. 50 to n.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Cook And Shore First Choice Of All Pilots
 In National League
By JACK CUDDY

New York, March 16-(UP)-Bil Cook, veteran wing of the New York Rangers and Eddie Shore dynamic Bos ton defense stand out superstars the astar ice hockey team of the current season.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Standing of Team
Hitch team sInpIeN Red sox 6,

High team single, Red Sox G26. High team three. Giants 1730. Individual high single, D'Angelo and Wynn 1G4 r Individual high three, John Brick All.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

Consolidation of the European
 chemical industry is preortcd to be
 progressing.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
BOWLING
REYMoND,s BAKERY LEAGUE.

Stipulations oblIng debtors to pay the income tax are declared void by new law in Ecuador.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

 and Primo Camera will fight for title In New York this summer either before or after Schmeling and Baer?
 Ans-Anything is possible in New York If you know the right people.
 Do you think the apparently serious hoIdOut of Babe Ruth is the real Mccoy or little ma larkcy?
 Ans-ExhibltLon games are not going to help Ruth during the regular season, and Jake Rup- pert is not inc man to argue about $1O,OOO when $8.OOO,OOO Is involved. And bcsides-witl, beer on the way back, what would you do?
 What do you think of the indoor tennis situation just now?
 Ans-Well, with Dr kurzroch ringing Berkeley Bell, out of the way yesterday and Frank Shields 10 see q LOTT of George to-day, the NET results could be worse.
 Why was President Spencer of the Connecticut Intcrscholastic conference go set against the Newport tournament last scn- son and highly in favor of 1t this year?
 Ans-Thcy just put the old Rhode Island cOnvincer on Pres ident Walter, On the basis of the good old axiom, Enough salvc will heal the greatest sore.'
 Isn't collegiate sport more col orful now than ten years ago?
 Ans-Sure, why not? Didnt [ BROWN of the BLUE set worlds record in the pole vault last night in the Kacey games?
 Why Is Eddie Reilly being re- tained at Central after plans were made to oust him after hf- teen years of service?
 Ans-YOu can't keep a good man down. And the greatest backing of all is public opinion.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
Th'. Sporting World
Question Box
8, JOHN A cLUNEY

What has become of the well known Waterbury youngster who would rather fight than eat?
 Ans-He became an amateur boxer who wants to know how much he will get--and | don't mean publicity!
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

Why does Jimmy Minnis write so many challenges during the course of a single basketball sea- son?
 Ans-FOr the same reason that Steve BrOdic said he would jump on the Brooklyn bridge and did!
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

Glass "A'--Piedmontc 116.58, P. Brick 112.32. D'AngcIO f13.2S. R. Ilamel 112.23, A HaincI I11.58.
 Class "B"-Berube tOS.43, Wynn 1OS Al, Shea 1OS.2S, Asctta 1O7.34, Alexander 1O7.33.
 Class "C' - Kuester 102.35. COOncy 1O2 29, Brown IO1.4f, F.. HaincI 1O1.26, O'Rielly 1OO.23.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
At The Training
 Camps
(By United Press)
WHITE SOX.

sfFo. WHITE SOA.
 Los Angeles, March 16--(UP)- The, Chicago Cubs trimmed the Chicago White Sox, 13 to '. Tn their first spring meeting in many years yesterday. Paul Gregory, Johnny Wilson and Chad Kimsey were the victims of heavy Cub slugging. Xxi Cuyler hit four for four including a home run and a double. English also homered in getting three for four Mule Haas and Al Simmons led the White Sox hitters. Score:
 Chicago (A) ...... Ill
 Chicago (N) ..... ..13-17-1
 Gregory, Wilson, Kimsey and Berry; Malone, Warneke and z. Taylor.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

West Los Angeles. March 16- (UP) The Hollywood Stars smOth- cred the New York Giants 13 to g., here yesterday. Harry Burke doubled twice with the bases full ] for the stars, scoring five runs. Bill Terry, Ray..Jacobs and Harry -Danning hit home runs. Score:
 New York (N) .... 8-11-1
 Hollywood (pcD .. ..13-10-2
 Smith, Hale, Mapp and Heavily. Danning; Crowley, Gardner and Patterson Franks.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16
TIGERS.

San Antonio. Tex, March 16- (UP)--The Detroit Tiger lineup and batting order Manager Bucky Harris plans to use this year will gets It's first test tomorrow at Austin against the University of Texas.
 The lineup: Davis 1b, owen ss, Gehringer 2b, Walker If, Stone If, Fox Of, Greenberg 3b, Riever D, and Desautel, C.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-03-16

Sileriff Jcnusaitls and his depu-t ties polished Ed Yanavich's quln- tet off for three games like no bOdy's business, Dr Staneslow, Hap py Lasky. Delinks, c. Dubauslkas
Seward daily gateway., 1933-04-19

At last the logwalkers and furnace shakers will be
emancipaed The legislature forbids Territorial en-
poyee doing any other work than his job calls for