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The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02

~ so that he shows all his long teeth
does his face lose Its pleasant look.
Now Reddy Fox was one OF those
who knew all about what was going on
In the Smiling Pool. You know Reddy
gets his living by knowing what is
going on about him. Every night while
Jerry Muskrat was at work on that
new house Reddy had stolen over to
the Smiling Pool. from among the
PUSHES watched Jerry for little while,
and then stolen away again, taking
the greatest care not to be seen.
There isn't the least use In the
world trying to get him now" said he,
as he thought the matter over There
won't be any use as long as he Is
at work on that new house. But when
1t Is finished he'll have less to think
about must see Ii ! cannot find
something to interest him."
Reddy grlnned. and the grin was
the kind of grin which showed all his
long teeth. He grinned just that same
way each night as he trotted away
from the Smiling Pool after watching
Jerry work. At last came the time
when Jerry stopped working because,
you know. the house was finished
Reddy knew when Jerry stopped
working. Oh, yes. Reddy knew all
about 1t.
Then one evening Reddy visited the
Smiling Pool quite openly. He sat
right out on the bank In the moon
light, and you couldn't imagine any
body more pleasant than was Reddy.
He had his most polite airs and his
best grin
Good evening, neighbor Jerry" said
he, and his voice was as pleasant as
he knew how to make 1t.
Jerry stopped swimming long
enough to look up at Reddy. Then.
because he could hardly be less POI
lite than Reddy, he squeaked: Good
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
BEDTIME STORY FOR CHILDREN
BY THORNTON w. BURGESS

evening" and started ON his way. In
minute he dived and disappeared as
he swan for the entrance to a certain
tunnel In the bank. When he once
more popped his head out Of the wa
ter for breath OF fresh air Reddy
was still sitting on the bank right
where he had been and he was still
as pleasant as before.
i have been admiring your house. !"
said Reddy. You know / travel about
a great deal and have seen many
houses, but never have | seen one to
compare with this. It Is wonderful.
Not even Paddy the Beaver can build
such house as this"
Now, OF course this was rank fat
terry and not the truth at all, for Pad
dy the Beaver Is I master builder as
everybody knows But 1t sounded
sweet In the ears OF Jerry Muskrat
In spite OF the fact that he knew. So
he fingered to hear what more Reddy
might say
d 1919. by r W. BurTess--WNu Service
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
BONERS are actual humorous
tid-bits found in examination pa
pers. essays. ETC., by teachers.

The earth Is composed of one quart
OF land and three quarts of water.
A street is road that has a very
good class of people on 1t.
The Greenwich meridian Is the larc
est telescope In Greenwich observa-
tory.
Alfred the Great started a Chron.
icle and this still exists as a morning
newspaper.
The Immortal William Is a name
applied to the German emperor.
Robert Louis Stevenson's father was
an engineer 30 Robert became q we'll
known author. He Travelled all through
life after his health. He used to Sit
by tree and pick up many poems
and stories. He died In 1879. Later he
married very nice lady and lived
happily after that.
The PASTORAL age was v-hen every
body kept their cows In the same pas
ture.
T. 1871. He'll syndicats--~WNu servies.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
notheryG Cookbook
SEASONABLE FOODS

a MOST delicious dinner may be
prepared In Scotch kettle.
Place piece of brisket or shoulder
OF beef In the kettle with plenty of fat
to brown all over. Then add little
water, cover 1t lightly and cook at
low heat An hour or more before
the meat is to be served add carrots,
onions and later a few potatoes; cook,
bastlng them occasionally and season
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02

Now comes amazingly quick relief
from headaches. rheumatism, ncuri-
tis, neuralgia !. the fdHesf safe reliq.
II Is said, yet discovered.
Those results are due to scien-
tiflc discovery by which q Baycr
Aspirin Tablet begins to dissolve, or
disintegrate, In the amazing space Of
two seconds after touching moisture.
And hence to start taking hold" Of
pain q few minutes after taking.
The illustration OF the glass, here,
tells the story. A Baycr Tablet starts
to disintegrate almost instantly you
swallow 1t. And thus Is ready to % to
lDork utmost instnnflU.
When you buy, though, see that
you get the Genuine BAYER Aspirin.
For Baycr Aspirin's quick relied
always say "BAYER Aspirin"
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
REDDY FOX ADMIRES
JERRY'S HOUSE

IF IN all the great world there Is
I anybody pleasanter than Reddy Fox
when he tries to be pleasant ! don't
know who II Is. OF course In that
handsome red coat OF his he Is very
good looking. anyway. Then when he
puts on the polite airs that no one
knows better than he how to put on.
brings into his eyes an innocent look,
and smiles, he Is az pleasant fellow
as you would care to meet Only when
he forgets ard grins a little too broad
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
On to the KIondiko

Matrimonial Agent--There Is one
other lady can offer you-but l
will be honest with you and tell you
in advance that she squInts and has
false teeth.
Applicant-False teeth Are they
gold7-Pathfinde Magazine.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
Nix ON the Nude

Peggy want to help you, dad. I
shall get the dressmaker to teach me
to cut out gowns. "
Dad-I don't want you to go that
far, Peg, but you might cut out olga
rettes and taxi bllls.-Boston Tran
script.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02

meat surrounded by the vegetables
and prepare a gravy from the liquor
In the PAN
Molasses Pie.
1t may be baked In individual tins
or In the usual sized pie plates. Line
a pit plate with fiaky pastry and fill
with the following mixture. Bring
one cnpful OF moasses TO the boiling
point and add carefully a tablespoon
full Of butter rubbed to q paste with
tablespoonful OF -four, cook In the
molasses until slightly thickened. then
remove from the fire and add the juice
of large lemon and a pinch OF Gin
namon. Walnut meats may be added
to make 1t more tasty. Cover with
top crust and bake In moderate oven.
Raisin Pie.
Line q pie plate with rich pastry.
Pour boiling water over one and one
half cupfuls OF seeded reasns. lei
stand until cool, drain and mix with
three-fourths Of a cupful of sugar, one
half teaspoonful of salt, and two Ia
blespoonfuls OF flour. Turn the mix
ture into pie pan. piling 1t high In
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
UNDERSTANDABLE INFLUENCE

"Have women h,lped politics7"
II wont try to say" answered Miss
Cayenne. I'm any event you've got
to admit that they have made it a
whole lot more interesting. Wash
ington Star.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
Raisin Pie.
Pupils in This Class Must Keep Vide Aa0ake

IT ERE Is class Catalina Island Calf, whose pupils
cannot AFFORD to show any Indifference to their studies
they fall In their work. they into the drink with big
splash and that's all there's to It. When you hit the water
few times travelling At the speed of 40 miles hour
either make your mind stay the skddy board
quit school This novel "aquaplane college organized
by Roy Arnold, who Is seen leading the class.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
RoIIine-Pin

.Just think, while was out with
some fellows the other night, bur-
glar broke into our house,
did he get anything7"
sI'll say he did-my wife thought
II was me coming home. Ohio Mo-
torist.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02
Wrong Touch

81 told that man / was SO dead
broke that | had to sleep outdoors,
but he said he was sleeping outdoors
himself and had to pay the doctor
for telling him to do it."-Boston
Transcript.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02

Poor Bedouin Sure of Meals
Every poor Bedouin Of the Egyptian
deserts has right to share the ueeals
of his wealthy tribesmen.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1933-11-02

the center, sprinkle with the Juice of
a lemon and grating OF the rind, add
one half cupful of water In which the
raisins were soaked and dot with two
tablespoonfuls Of butter cut Into small
pieces Cover with pastry and bake
forty minutes. Have the oven very
hot the first ten minutes to bake the
pastry, then reduce the heat. Serve
hot or cold.
@. 1893. Western Newspaper Union
The Washington times., 1933-05-11
DEBTORS MUST
MAKE OFFER,
U.S,STAND

If the existing foreign debt
agreements are to be revised
downward-as Europe hopes-then
the debtors must themselves take
the initiative and approach the
United States individually with
definite propositions.
The Roosevelt administration is
prepared to listen and to consider,
but beyond that point there is as
yet no outlined policy.
President Roosevelt has not yet
decided whether to ask Congress
Tor any additional powers to deal
with the debtors. His advisers
are divided upon the desirability
Of such a move.
No Plan Yet
The President discussed the
debt problem fully and frankly"
with Premier Ramsay Macdonald
Of Britain, and Edouard Herriot,
the French envoy, but their con-
VerSationS are understood to have
embraced only the broadest as
poets of the difficulties inherent
In the situation.
The visitors proposed no Spe-
cific plan or settlement. so far as
is known, and neither did the
President.
It is now expected. however,
that the debtors will take advan-
tage Of the London Economic Con-
ference to reopen the problem in
detail, and with specific sugges-
tionS.
U. S. Ready to Listen
The American delegates will be
prepared to listen, but not to
act. Everything pertaining to the
debts will be forwarded to Wash
1ngton, where the President, and
in the final analysis, Congress,
must do the deciding.
This is the situation respecting
the debts at the moment, with
the London conference only a
month away.
AS to the June Is payments,
the Administration is proceeding
on the assumption they will be
paid. The last authoritative word
on the matter from the White
House was an authorized state
ment:
1--WE expect the June Is pay.
mentS to be made"
The Washington times., 1933-05-11

DELHI, India, May II G.N.S0.
An urgent message stating Ma
hatma Gandhi, now in the fourth
day of his 21-day fast, had devel-
oped jaundice, sent DR.. Ansari,
famous Indian specialist, rushing
to Poona today.
The message came to him from
the Indian poeteSs, Madame Saro-
JIM Naidu, one of Gandhi's most
faithful followers.
POONA, India, May II G.N.S).
Wracked with pain, Mahatma
Gandhi was overcome with a fit
of nausea today as he entered the
fourth day Of his three-week fast
against untouchability.
Describing his sleep as "a lit
tie restless during the early
hours" a medical bulletin said
the Mahatma had been advised
to drink larger quantities of
water.
The Washington times., 1933-05-11

TINE most important thing in
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is good fuel oil. For unless the fuel
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nothing.
So that's why we first say "Buy
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And now for the Free Service
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All Absolutely Free of Charge.
Only in case new parts are needed
will any charge be made. This ser.
vice will be quickly available day or
might No. .delays..nOw waiting.
The Washington times., 1933-05-11
Gandhi Develops Jaundice,
Specialist Summoned

G.NSO-The Indian government
today Internationally released
Mrs. Gandhi, wife of the Ma
hatma, from the Sabarmati jail,
where she was held for participa-
ton in the civil disobedience cam
paign.
She will reach Poona tomor-
row, joining her husband at the
cottage of Lady Thakersey,
where he is reported in serious
condition as result Of his fast
against untouchability.
The Washington times., 1933-05-11
Arlington Arts Club
Elects NeLU Heads

Mrs. A. L. Young has been
elected president of the Creative
Arts Club Of Arlington county.
Other officers of the group are:
Mrs. w. D. Martin, vice presi-
dent; Mrs. Clare Tisdale, Secre;
tary; Mrs. Dudley Harrison,
corresponding secretary, and Mrs.
Perry l.. Mitchell. treasurer.
The Washington times., 1933-05-11

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The Washington times., 1933-05-11
GUTENBERG TO TALK

Louis Gutenberg, outlining
High Lights in Jewish History"
will address the washington He
brew Congregation tomorrow
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20
An Orchid for Uncle Sam


> It may be quite true that our dip
lomatic representatives in Cuba have
not been very successful lately In es-
timating the strength OF the various
revolutionary factions there. But 1t
does seem that our state department
as q unit deserves q few bouquets for
the patience with which 1t has
handled . very difficult situation.
We have come to realize that
American intervention in Cuba Is a
thing to be avoided as long as Is
humanity possible. It is to be avoided,
II for no other reason, because 1t
would hamper American interests in
Latin America as whole. And the
state department has done pretty
good Job of holding off.
Under all ordinary presidents, we
long since had ample excuse for in
tervention. So far, however, our ma
rines have remained aboard ship and
our naval guns have been used for
nothing more serious than target
practice. The responsible officials In
Washington deserve good deal of
praise for their intelligent forbear-
ance.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20
How the Forest Army Pays

A glimpse at the potential useful
ness Of the forest camp outfit IS pro-
vided by q recent bulletin from the
Charles Lathrop Pack Forestry Foun-
dalton. This bulletin asserts that
the white pine blister rust, now
spreading through American forests
menaces no less than half billion
dollars worth Of timber.
To check the menace, there now
are at work some $4,000 members Of
the Civilian Conservation Corps In
% states; and, as the bulletin states
"for the first time since defensive
battle against this insidious forest
disease was declared In 1918 there are
men and money available In degree
commensurate with the value Of the
standing timber at stake
A diminution Of half q billion dol.
lars in the value OF its timber re-
serves would be a hard loss for the
nation to take. If the G. c. C. car
prevent such loss, it will pay for it.
self many times over.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20
II Must Be Told

The nationwide contest for plans
to end crime and racketeering, held
by the United States Flag associa-
ton, has been won by a gentleman
who suggests strict censorship of
criminal charges, criminal news, and
reports Of criminal trials.
Thus once again we meet the
familiar old theory that everything
will be all right II only we ignore
the existence Of evil: the theory
which mistakes the symptom for the
disease and tries to fight typhoid
fever with an aspirin tablet.
It is dreary business to see a
wealth OF crime news in the papers.
Granted. But the solution does not
and never can lie in suppressing the
crime news. It goes right to the
fundamentals of our social organiza-
tions.
Until the causes of crime are re-
moved from the bedrock Of American
society, we shall continue to have
gangs and racketeers; and we shan't
know how menacing they are unless
our newspapers tell us about them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20
Politics or Business

DR.. Arthur E. Morgan, chairman of
the government body which has the
vast Muscle Shoals development in
charge, plans to have everybody who
works on that project-even down to
pick-and-shovel laborers - chose n
through civil service tests.
Political pressure from congress-
men who want jobs for their con-
stituents has become SO great that
he has been forced to this step. he
says; and he adds significantly:
If the government goes into bust
ness, it has got to 60 into 1t In a
business-like way
Right there DR.. Morgan has put his
finger on one Of the most important
elements In the whole case. Much
Of the fear Of "the government in
business" arises from the justifiable
belief that big government jobs arr
apt to become happy hunting ground,
for the patronage boys.
Il Uncle Sam Is going into buSines.
on . large scale-as. apparently. HI
is-it Is highly important that poll.
tics be divorced from the passing ou,
Of Jobs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20

jected on account Of color blindness
-. ID. r. To-
Answer-If 1t is congenital chat is,
If it was present at BIRTH it Is not
durable. II It Is acquired, It may be
cured.
Piffle ......
How does this square with your
theories? (R. A. b.
Clipping inclosed quotes q
physician as disagreeing with two ex-
perts who had testified that a man
could not have died from the effects
of one-fourth grain of cyanide alb
sorbed through the skin. My theor-
les have nothing to do with 1t. No
one has ever proved that cyanide or
anything else Is absorbed through the
unbroken skin-and this goes for Prof.
Muehlenberg or Kalenberg, which,
ever it is whose old students are for
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20

Tammany Hall, with all its corrup-
ton, has not cost New York near Is
much a. her bankers.-N o + m . n
Thomas.
X X \
I'm not q prince. I'm Just one Of
tho people.-Maurice Chevalier.
i \ y
As nation We are approaching the
fifth depression winter with decreased
faith in the efficacy Of economic
panaceas. but with Increased confid-
ence In our capacity for cooperative
action.-Col. Leonard p. Ayres, Cleve-
land economist.
4 i X
I've been here . long time and I'm
tired Of this hotel.-Warren K. Bill
lings in Folsom prison.
i \ 4
One trouble with the theater now Is
that its become q cult.-George M.
Conan.
Copyright, 1888. NEA Service. Incl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20
ASCARIASIS AMT WHAT SHE
USED TO BE

Many years ago the neighborhood
Saireygamps had a fine time going
about diagnosing worms in children
and plying the luckless youngsters
with favorite worm medicines.
Today many a child grows up with
out ever having been "Wormed,"
though it would not be acuracte to
say these fortunate ones have never
had worms.
Most children at one time or an
other harbor worms, either round
worms (lumbricoid) or pinworms
(oxyuris) or both, and the presence
of these parasites as likely as not,
causes no more definite trouble or
symptoms than some external itching.
Careful study Of large series OF
children with worms. compared with
a similar group Of children who had
no worms, has proved that there are
no characteristic effects or symptoms
produced by these common intestinal
parasites. Vague complaint OF belly
ache" restless sleep, and diStension OF
the abdomen are perhaps more ire
quent in children who have worms
than in children who have none. But
grinding of the teeth. foul tongue and
heavy breath, white lines around the
mouth, feverishness and spasmodlc
twitchings occur as frequently in chill
dren who have no worms as IN chill
dren who have worms.
Therefore the only way the presence
of worms can be diagnosed is by find
ing the eggs microscopic of the
worms. or by the finding Of the worms
themselves.
There are many worm medicines or
treatments which can be given child
known to have worms, but none that
can recommend as effective and
safe, except as given under the per-
sonal direction Of the physician.
Round worms (AscariS Lumbricoid-
esq are five to 10 inches long, paler
than earthworms. live in the small In
itestine, lay millions Of eggs, some
times occur in masses which may tenn
porarily obstruct the intestine. They
occasionally migrate into the stomach
and are vomited, or into the bile
ducts. causing obstructive jaundice
even into the Eustachian tube.
A medical textbook which was once
a classic (Holt's Disease Of Infancy
and Childhood) mentions as recently
as the 1922 edition, the following
symptoms Of round worms:
1.-The most frequent abdominal
symptoms are collie, tympanities
] (distension). and other symptoms
Of indigestion, loss Of appetite.
disturbed sleep. and grinding Of
4 the teeth at night. These symp-
toms are much more frequently
due to other causes than to worms
80. The symptoms may be OF
the most puzzling character. \.
prolonged low fever, chills, convul-
sions, tetany, transient paralysis,
such Is strabisuus (cross eye or
squint) and even hemiplegia
Il paralysis Of one side Of the body
and asphasia Gloss Of speech).
All these have been observed IN
, connection with intestinal worms,
and from the fact that the symp-
toms disappeared completely after
.. the worms were expelled there
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-10-20
The Liquor Tariff

One Of the Jobs the next congress
will have to tackle will be the mat
ter Of deciding how much Of tariff
to levy on imports Of hard liquor;
and when the matter comes up for
consideration 1t should be pointed
out that importing liquor Is On . dif-
ferent basis from importing other
commodities.
When prohibition ends, the distill-
Ing industry ia America VIII be In the
typical infant industry class. Con-
gress win b urged 70 give It ample
protection; to put the import duties
sky-high 20 that the money Ameri-
cans spend for liquor will 60 to
American producers and not to for
eigners.
Hut W might also consider the fact
that doing that viii simply create q
large liquor industry in this country
With ! vested interest IN any future
steps W may want 70 take on the
liquor question. Might it not Be wise
not TO rive our distilleries too much
pIptectjon7 wouldn't it. IN other
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