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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04

Two SWatters Prominent in
Winter Trades Sock Apple
At Head Of League
By HUGH s. FULLERTON, JR.
Associated Pres9 Snneka Vriter\

(ASoOCl8Je0 xfeS8 Sports WT1tet)
Two Of the least important factors
In one Of the biggest Of last winters
baseball trades, Fred Schultz and Sam
West, have blossomed out as leading
figures Of the American League with
their new teams, much to the sur
prise Of practically everybody con-
cerned.
Schultz went from the st. Louis
Browns to the Washington Senators
and West reversed the route In the
deal In which Goose Goslin, Walter
Stewart, Carl Reynolds and Lloyd
Brown figured and drew most Of the
comment. Now Schultz Is the lead
ing batter Of the league with a 1897
average for 16 games while West Is
ranked as his leading rival, batting
1888 in 20 games.
West lost good chance to gain on
his rival Wednesday as rain and cold
weather forced the postponement Of
all but two major league games, in
GLIDING the Senators clash with De-
troit. He yielded with the rest Of the
Browns to the pitching skill Of Ivy
dOA <14lVI CWo, WIN Al0A4Cu VAgC 0Ooo
ton Red Sox to 6-to-l triumph to
break q six-game losing streak.
Same did his share by clouting his
third home run OF the season with
empty bases in the fourth inning, but
Andrews allowed only five other hits
while the Sox punched blows off
Bump Madley for three runs in the
opening frame and continued to hit
at the important moments.
Boston also came out on top In the
only National League game Of the
day as the Braves came from under
meath to down the Cincinnati Reds
6 to 4.
Scores by innings:
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Braves Hak Cincinnati
Cincinnati. 600 900 22o-4 5 2
Boston -. 600 101 04x-6 9 2
Lucas and lombard; Cantwell,
Belts and Hogan.
Others postponed, weather.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
B0sOx Beat st. Louis
Boston. 800 o2o olo-s s i
st. Louis. 900 100 100-2 6 I
Andrews and Shea; I1adley, He
bert and Ferrell.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
American Umpire
Has Great Record

st. Louis, May 4.-R)-Meet
Mr.. George Hildebrand, Ameri-
can League umpire, who admits
working 3,O98 consecutive games
in his more than 20 years as q
ball and strike dictator in the
circuit.
I'm 20 years I've never missed
a single inning Of q single game"
quoth Mr.. Hildebrand. 1--WE never
missed q train. Every game
was assigned to, I went through
with"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
Yesterdays Stars
(By Tho Associated Preasl

my ItO AS0UCRCCU IFc0SJ
Smead Jolley, Red SoX-Walloped
triple, double and single In four times
up against Browns, scoring one run
and driving In two.
Fritz Knothe. Braves - Hit homer
with Berger on base tor tying and
winning runs against Reds and COM
pleted unassisted double play.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04

Local Youth Develops at MayviIIe
Ted Campagna Wins rhres
Firsts in State College
lnterclass Meet

Another Bismarck athlete is making
good at college.
Winning three first places in the
annual lnterclass track and field NEE,
at Mayville state teachers college, Ted
Campagna of the Capital City won
high individual honors OF the carnival
Ted hit the tape first in the $780,
yard dash, mile run and two-mile
event, scoring Is points for his class.
Ted, who was graduated from st.
Mary's high school here with the class
CT 1881, is sophomore at the state
college. He is a son of Mr.. and Mrs.
J. F. Campagna.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
NORTHERN LEAGUE TO OPEN
EVENING SCHEDULE TONIGHT

Opening games were booked in
three cities Winnipeg, Man., at
Braiuerd, Mimi; Crookston at Supe-
rior, Wis, and East Grand Forks,
Mimi, at Eau Claire, Wis.
The seventh team in the circuit,
Moorhead- Fargo, had an open date.
League officials expected approx
mately 5000 fans would view the
opening games, which are the start
of three-game series In all three
cities.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
PRIMO SAILS FOR U. s.

Genoa, italy, May 4.-F-P11mo
Camera, italian heavyweight boxer,
Thursday sailed for New York on the
liner Rex to prepare for his bout
June % there with Jack Sharkey. the
champion. A large crowd Of boxing
fans was at the pier to give Camera
an enthusiastic sendoff. IT am Ger.
tain to whip Sharkey and win the
championship" Camera told his
friends.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE

Batting - Schultz, Senators, 1897;
West, Browns, $685.
Hits West. Browns, 81; Schultz
Senators, and Porter, Indians, %.
Home runs - Gehrig, Yankees, 7;
Ruth, Yankees, s.
Pitching-Eildebrand, Indians, 40;
Brennan and Van Alta, Yankees, and
Fischer, Tigers, 20.
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possible to keep the eye on the ball
when the head neither is down nor
still.
No marksrnan would think Of
shooting at target without looking
at it. Neither should a golfer at
tempt shot without always keeping
his eyes on the ball until 1t is hit.
It is not necessary to look up
quickly In order to see where the ball
is going. After the ball Is we'll on its
way is plenty Of time to see the out
come Of your shot.
One bolt Of lightning killed 56
ducks flying In = flock in Missouri.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
First Games Will Be Played At
Brainerd, Superior and
Eau Claire

st. Paul, May 4.-(P)-After an
absence Of many years, Glass D base
ball returns to the northwest Thurs
day evening with the opening Of the
revived Northern Leagues schedule
OF twilight ball.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04

There is one automobile to every
II persons inhabiting the earth.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04

A large theater, the Palace of Sill
ence, is being built in Moscow for its
deaf and dumb inhabitants.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
BIG PAINT. JOB

It takes thirty-five men about three
months to paint the dome of the
Capitol at Washington, and 1900
pounds OF paint are mixed for the
task.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
Major Leaders
(BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(Including Wednesdays Games)
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Batting - Frederick, Dodgers, 1872;
Hartnett, Cubs, 1886.
Hits-Traynor, Pirates, "a; Bartell
and Klein, Phillies, %.
Home runs-Berger, S; Bottonley,
Reds, and Hartnett. Cubs, 3.
Observation-Disclosures, Giants, and
Carleton, Cardinals, 80.
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LARGEST WINE CASK

The famous copper tun kept in the
cellar Of Heidelberg Castle was SO
feet In length, rs feet in diameter
and capable of holding $4,000 gallons.
It Is said to have been the worlds
largest wine cask.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
Col
by ART kRENZ--
by ART KRENZ=

KEEP EYE ON BALL AND
HEAD STILL
Few golfers distinguish between
keeping the eye on the ball and
keeping the head down, or still. It
is possible to keep the head down
and not look at the ball. It is also
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04

Others postponed, weather.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04
Louisville Beats Blues
First Game

II II T.
Louisville. OH 0o3 0l0-7 Is 9
Kansas City 600 600 600 4
Marcum and Erickson: Niggeling
Browning and Brenzel, Connolly.
Second Game
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1933-05-04

Birds Blast Out Another
r H e
Columbus. 600 61O 1903 II
0O3 OBJ 0O1-7 II
Dean, REESE and Delaney; Benton,
Vangilder, Hensick and Glenn.
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
= By Arthur Somers Roche

You know he's not the kind to
squawk about anything. He's
bumped off plenty Of people
that got in his way or stepped
on his toe, but no ones ever
heard Of him murmur about
them. One Of those strong ST.
lent lads from the closed-in
places.
Nov, according to every
body there, Siddall was full of
argument. He wanted his Mimi
back, no two ways about it.
Crelliman kidded him, humor-
ed him, was as nice to him as
an elder brother. You can be-
lieve that or not, but four
women and three men will
swear to it on the stand. Crel-
nman had long ago forgiven
Mimi for ditching him for the
Siddall boy. AS a matter of
fact, Crelliman had aired Mimi
before Siddall came into the
picture. You'll get lots Of teSti-
mony to Substantiate that one,
too. After Siddall and Mimi
broke up, Jim Crelliman fell
for Mimi again. You know, the
romantic heart wanders and
sometimes circles right back to
where it started"
"You believe all this?" asked
Durant.
what difference does IL
make whether I believe it or
not? Plenty of people will swear
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
LoUe Triangle and Murder Mystery

Durant made no attempt to
quell Stevens effort at humor.
Indeed, he smiled ,apprecia-
lively. although his fingers
itched to grasp the officer and
shake the story out Of him.
about midnight, in comes
Tommy Siddall. The tale is
that he had been drinking, but
there were no signs of it when
he was arrested. But shock and
fright have been known to sober
men before this. Of course you
knew that Siddall and Mon.
tagne were on the stove not so
long ago?"
Durant nodded. "1'd heard
about it,"
We'll, it was a sizzler while it
lasted. That Siddall boy spent
his money on her, and did she
take him? In a nice way Of
course. Mimi was no burglar.
She always left a man the price
of a sandwich, At that,
though, she must have been
keen about young Siddall. An
attractive lad, at that, Know
him?"
"I know him." said Durant.
The dryness of his tone made
something click in Stevens
brain.
Sure you do. You were en-
gagged to his Sweetie, Miss Sue
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
PENTHOUSE"

beer. Durant signaled the
waiter and another glass was
brought. The officer leaned
back comfortably in his seat.
"Jim Crelliman was throwing
a party at his penthouse. Ike
Dolan, who is Crelliman's part
ner in several rackets, was there
with his wife. Joe Mccain,
the big beer boy, was there with
his hotsie, Fl Dollard, and two
other girls who do the best they
can, Maria Dusselman and Ger
tie Waxted, rounded out a nice
respectable group. Why, if you
believe me, there wasn't one in
the bunch that had ever been
convicted of anything worse
than manslaughter. I'm leav-
ing out the fair Mimi.
well, it was a quiet dinner.
You know the kind: a little chat
about technocracy, the foreign
debts, the ScandalouS way the
younger generation carries on.
Well, anyway, the gang had a
late dinner. When the phono-
graph wasn't going, the radio
was. All innocence and good
clean fun. Maze McCann didn't
offer once to push any lady off
the penthouse roof for making
eyes at her gran McCann man,
and no one slapped the butler
down for spilling soup. Just re-
fined"
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
By Tuthiu
BY Cliff Sterrett
BY Mflt Gross
BY Walt Disney
By Rube Goldberg

to it all. Anyway, it doesn't
have much bearing on the ac-
tual murder. And here's what
happened: Mimi didn't high.
hat Siddall. She realized he
was drunk, and she'd always
been fond Of the boy. She
couldn't have been nicer to him,
and when, along in the wee
small hours, he asked her out
on the porch, she went with
him. Crelliman didn't object to
it. Six people swear to that.
They were gone about five min
utes, when they heard a shot.
They dashed out and found the
girl lying on the porch, with
Siddall standing over her.
"Siddall h a d a gun in his
hand, a thirty-eight revolver.
One chamber was mpty-I
mean, it had been fired-and
Montague was killed with a bull
let from a thirty-eight. Now,
listen to Siddall's story. It's a
beaut."
"It will have to be good" said
Durant.
To Be Continued
Copyright, 1888, International Magazine
The Washington times., 1933-09-01

always left by the man at the
filling station turned sideways.
giving the startling effect Of the
cars making a right-angle turn.
A baggage-rack which held
just enough to make it necessary
to fill the rear seat with bags
while touring.
A radio which, within the city
limits, was either inaudible or
so alive with static that guests
riding in back were under the
impression that the car had
crashed into a truck ahead and
that they were bleeding at the
nose.
I know that I have nowhere
near exhausted the list Of me.
chanical inventions which some.
how become unnecessary as the
weeks roll by. Everyone can
think Of at least 10 which ara
lying around his house or his
car at the present moment. All
I have tried to do is ponder for
a moment on the progress Of
modern science and to marvel at
mans ingenuity.
Copyright. 1883. King Features
Syndicate, 1nc.)
The Washington times., 1933-09-01

Leonard, for a while, weren't
you?"
1T was never announced"
said Durant.
The Party
Meaning, how do get that
way? Listen, Mr.. Durant, you
Park Avenue boys don't draw
a long breath-or q sober one
but what Broadway knows
about it. I mean, if you're go
ing fishing, you look for the
likely spots, don't you? You
ask the natives what kind Of
bait to use and where they're
biting best. Every time a mil
lionaire has a son, some gang
ster has a baby, too. And if
that second baby is lucky, he'll
put some kind Of a gyp on the
first one, come their happy
twenties. I'll bet Broadway
knew about your yen for the
Leonard girl before Long Island
did. Well, anyway, Siddau
crashed the party.
Don't ask me how he hap
pened to do that. Everyone at
the party swears that no one
expected Siddall to come. He
and Montague had busted up.
She'd gone back to Crelliman.
If Crelliman had been sore
when she shook him for Sid
dali, no one knows anything
about it. You know Crelliman.
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
(cOntinued from News Pase)

CONTINUED from News Pdse)
know that I was sprouting
-wings?" demanded the lieu
tenant.
Durant smiled. "You were on
the Broadway Squad five years,
weren't you? Since then you
still chum around with a
Broadway gang. If you haven't
angled a show already. you
must be about ripe"
"Bull's-eye," admitted the Of
ficer.
"And without knowing the
name Of the shows backer, or
who's in it, my advice is to put
the dough in Government
bonds. And having cleared
you from any future question
ing. give me the case against
Siddall. I'm not asking you
to disclose any secret evidence.
Just tell me what will be in
the newspapers tomorrow morn
Ing"
"Lay off this one" advised
Stevens. IT was wrong on the
odds. It's a hundred to one,
and q young miracle worker
like you doesn't want to get tied
Vrp with a sure loser"
"I'm not his lawyer. But I'm
interested. What's the case?"
Stevens finished his glass Of
The Washington times., 1933-09-01

necessary to make the stork
stoop over and pick out a
cigarette for you with his bill.
It was just the thing for the
bridge table.
In it's actual working-out,
however, the stork stopped
over, lefty punctured a cigarette
with his bill, so that it could
be smoked by no one but a
clarinet player, and then
proudly resumed his upright
position after having dropped
the punctured cigarette back in
to the box. The actual working
life of this helpful novelty was
exactly half a day. I haven't
the slightest idea where it Is
now, and nobody else seems to
care.
Among my souvenirs I also
count a pencil with G flash
light near the end, especially
designed for making notes in
the dark. Being by trade a
journeyman dramatic critic, 1t
seemed that this invention had
been made especially for me, al
though I could not see how
anyone else could possibly find
use for it, unless he was a
bookkeeper in a mine or a
burglar who kept a running
diary.
However, aside from the fact
that the pencil was, Of neces-
Sity, so large that it had to be
slung over the shoulder on a
strap, it soon turned out that
it had to have a direct con-
nection with an electric light
switch, or else be recharged
Just at the moment when it
was needed most. It always
worked when being demon
strated to friends in the day
time, but there was something
about the dark which short
circuited it. In addition to
this inconvenience, the lead al
ways dropped out. So that
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
Washington Times
Adventure Club

The Chubby Party tomorrow
promises to be a GREAT sue
q cess.
We have had a number O
letters from club members and
they all write that they are
going to be there. They want
to meet Chubby.
Ruth Kurtz, GOT H st. s. W.,
says:
"Y0u said the Chubby Party
would be Saturday afternoon.
If you don't mind would you
please tell me what time? I
would like very much to he
there"
The time is 2 o'clock. And
the place is in front Of the
Washington Times building on
H Street.
Mary Tietlebaum, 1914 First
st. N. w., writes:
81 read about the Chubby
Party today. The Adventure
Club has wonderful ideas. I
think the club will take in a
lot Of new members this way,
don't you?
"While on the subject I
would like to enroll two of my
friends. They are FlO.Ann
Gratziano, 1922 First st. N. w.,
and Betty Berman, 4O1 Fourth
st. N. w. / will try to come to
the party. Please tell me the
exact address of the Washing
ton Times Building"
We were surprised Mary didn't
The Washington times., 1933-09-01

"PenthOuse" is the type
of story that appears
regularly in the COsn1O-
pOlitan Magazine.
The Washington times., 1933-09-01

JOHNNIE CHUBBY
know the address. We thought
she had been to see us $50
many of our members have),
maybe we are mistaken. The
address is 1917 H St. N. W.
And, speaking of the mem
bers meeting Chubby, the Fat
Boy of "Our Gang" comedies,
John Cares, 1920 Tenth st.
N. w., put one over the rest Of
the club. John was in our Of
flee the other day when Chubby
was calling on us, and lie not
only met him, but had his pic
ture taken with him. We are
using the picture today IN the
column.
Remember, children, tomor-
row at 2 o'clock, in front OF the
Washington Times-Herald Build
ing, 1871 H st. N. w.
We expect to see ALL Of you'
The Washington times., 1933-09-01

Writing the other day about
seldom-used improvements in
fitted suitcases brought to
mind a flood Of memories Of
dear, departed mechanical nov.
elites, each bought with some
pitiful idea of making life
easier or brighter, but now kick
ing about somewhere without so
much as a finger to press them.
(They most all worked, when
worked at all, by being pressed
with the finger0
Those which look worst in
their present state of disuse are
those which were designed in
some attempt at comic novelty.
There is nothing which looks so
useless as an unused toy. An
old, rusty harvesting machine
lying about is much more dig
nified.
I am thinking particularly Of
q rather garish cigarette box
which had a tough-looking stork
standing on the cover, the idea
being that the pressing of
certain button was all that was
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The Washington times., 1933-09-01
MORE INVENTIONS
-Bv ROBERT BENCHLEY-

found its way to the back Of
bureau drawer, along with
the lighters.
incidentally, if you have an
electrical gadget which works
on alternating current, the cur
rent in your house is always
direct, and, I may say, vice
versa0
Of course, the great stamp
ing-ground for handy acces-
sories is the automobile. In
ventors have gone mad making
things easy for automobilists.
I used to have an automobile.
before we went to war with
Persia, which was equipped
with the following aids to
motoring:
A lighter which, on being
pressed with the thumb for
eight minutes, was finally
drawn out bearing the tip Of
the last users cigarette on the
end, or else had to be aban-
doned in favor Of the old
fashioned but comparatively
dependable match. If the owner
of a car could be relieved of
the necessity of saying I'm
sorry. That doesn't work."
every time a guest reaches for
the lighter, motoring would be
much easier.
Two ash-receivers by the
back seat, which never quite
caught the ash and so were
used for olive pits and things
which could be crammed into
them by force.
One empty flower vase, used
for ashes by those who could
reach-and who gave a darn.
One memorandum pad, with
no pencil.
One speaking tube for COM
munication with the driver,
used by the children for blow.
ing.
One airplane radiator cap,
The Washington times., 1933-09-01
BIRTHDAYS TODAY

Members of the club cell
cbrating their birthday an
niversarieS today include
James Hill, Brunswick, Md;
Margaret Landreth, 22O5
California st. N. w.; Dom
aid Sawtelle, jr., Glen Dale,
Nd; Irving Tietelbaum, 2OS2
Eighth st. N. W.; jimmie
UnswOrth, Seat Pleasant,
Md, and Leo BrOy, Front
Royal, Va.
We wish them all many
happy returns of the day.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-22
WORLD SERIES EXPECTED To
Be CLOSE AND HARD BAT Tie

the St Louis Browns, 2 to- l. auto
matically blotting out the second
place New York Yankees last ma
thematical chance. The Senator's
could lose their remaining six
games and still win if New York
swept its eight.
Luke Sewells seventh inning dou-
BILE drove in the winning run, after
bit of dizzy base running IN
which the Senators momentarily
had two men on third. The Sena-
tors got only six hits off their old
team mate, Bump Hadley, but they
made the most of them, scoring
their first run in the second when
Schultz came home from third on
Boken's fly. The Browns made sew
en- hits off Wally Stewart, but
could score only in the seventh.
In the only other game played in
the majors, Detroit walloped the
Philadelphia Athletics, 10 to 3, be-
hind young Eldon Aukr's six hit
flinging. These safeties included
Jimmy Foxx's 47th homer and a
four Dagger by Bob johnson. Mean
while the Tigers collected Is hits
off five Athletic pitchers, includ-
inc Johnny Stones homer.
Imperial Valley press., 1933-09-22

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. %. tU.Pj
The 1888 football curtains part witt
a swish Saturday when California S
Golden Bears meet the dangerous
BronchoS of Santa Clara. and
Washingtons HuSkieS try their
strength against the very tough
BulldogS OF Gonzaga.
But fans can get several peekS
through the curtain tonight. The
potentially dangerous San Francis
20 university's DonS meet univer-
ity of Nevada's Wolf pack at Seals
;tadium here. The Reno team is re-
ported the best in many seasons.
At Portland tonight, Coach Amos
Alonzo Stagg, grand old man of
'ootball." makes his debut in Paci-
ic coast company when College of
Pacific, Stockton, plays the tricky
Oregon Normal eleven.
Oregon will open under the flood
lights al Eugene tonight against
little Linfield.
Loyola opens at Wrigley field,
loS Angeles, against California In
'titute of Technology tonight.
But these games are only warm
lpS to the fan who wants to see if
California can wipe out the 1910
iefeat handed them last year by
Smiths lads in the tough
st season opeAer in the country"
California. one of the largest
chools on the coast, will throw
0ony backfield against the Bron-