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Evening star., 1933-10-04
Among the Happiest of Men.

If ever a list should be compiled of
those who, for one reason or another,
may be considered as among the hap
piest of men, that class Of beings known
as grandfathers certainly would be sub
ject to inclusion. They may not be as
numerous as one might wish, for not
every parent of the masculine per-
suasion is privileged to survive to see
his children's children. But rare or
common as the case may be, grandsires
are worthy of appreciative remem-
brance. Some undiscovered sun sheds
celestial warmth and glamour upon them
and they reflect that cheeriness in their
attitude toward both the infants i'm
mediately concerned and the general
public.
An elderly woman, preparing her
memoirs. called back a conception OF
her earliest youth when she said, 1T
was not difficult for me to love God. for
I was confident that He must be good
deal like grandfather" Doubtless she
was amply justified in her comparison.
There have been at least few grand
fathers who have been kindly and pa
tient to an almost heavenly degree. The
Scriptures tell that man was made in
his Creators image, and the inspired
painters of the universal church were
not motivated by sacrilege when they
presumed to depict the Almighty in a
grandfatherly aspect.
OF course, the modern psychologist,
to whom nothing is mystery. has an
explanation. Grandsons and grand
daughters come to man only when
they have been earned by the processes
of labor and adjustment for which q
relatively lengthy span Of years are re-
Quired. They are rewards Of merit.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

| natural one, In that they do not seize
upon any fixed procedure, in this mat
ter or any other, but adopt an easier
| and vastly more comfortable attitude.
Instead Of fixing the listener with his
glittering eye. such talker emulates
'em up, never drives straight ahead
| with just one line Of action, but tries
to vary his attack in order to keep
the interest Of his listener.
\ y 4
Listeners often Jose interest without
showing 1t.
And 1t may be believed that it Is
| always lost to q speaker when he stops
to say, We'll, to make q long story
short"
1t is an admission upon his part that
the thing is too long, and he knows it.
Well, the victim has known 1t all
along.
The listener has been bored by so
many tiresome takers in his life that
he Is never at loss to know when he Is
experiencing the same again.
There Is the old gentleman who in
siSts on telling anecdotes of his remote
childhood.
Just why the days of long ago should
possess such charm, In simple recol-
lection, is difficult to account for, and
especially why such stress should be
laid upon details.
Is there any real reason why a full
S minutes should be devoted to determ-
lining whether the thing happened on
July Is or July 16 50 many years ago?
and no one else cares, but here all of
sudden he seems to be thinking of
nothing else.
What difference does it maker" one
longs to shout. 60 on with your
story"
One is not SO rude. Of course, so the
date is settled in all its Importance and
detail.
There is the person who bores the
world with his pet hobby.
Now, a hobby is the finest thing any
one can take up, but he ought to be
particular whom he talks 1t to.
II it is not the listeners hobby, too.
the latter will be inexpressibly bored
every time the lobbyist mentions what
interests him so
These charming stamps, these old
books. these small tropical fishes-these
are but three hobbies, and delightful
ones, all, but II the person you aim to
interest in them Is not a devotee, too,
he can stand but precious little of your
talk.
He may not say anything, but the
chances are, If you hammer at him too
hard, he will get in the habit of fleeing
every time he sees you.
X
And there is the man who likes to
relate what hero he is in his favorite
sport.
The patient listener has heard it all
before. many times, but now he must
put up with 1t again.
The fact that the listener is not him.
self interested in the sport makes not
the slightest bit Of difference to the
sportsman.
He wants to tell somebody and the
listener has made the mistake OF listen
ing once too often
Still. he will not mind too much II
the other will make his narrative to
the point, If he will get down to busi-
ness. and tell about it in the way he
would write it.
The real penalty comes when the
proud man. in an effort to make as
much OF his provinces as he can. forgets
that the other is not really interested
He Celebrates, he tells of what might
have happened. as well as what did
happen. He may even say, We'll. to
make long story short" and then
the listener knows he is in for it.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PH1LANDER JOHNSON.

Base Ball.
At present, common cares we quit,
We raise a shout delirious.
The great world series won't permit
Taking the world too serious.
Some of the feats the game recalls
Seem strangely acrobatical.
How can men walk upon four balls?
And flied" seems ungrammatical.
Oh, why should grief and gloom persist
While men prepare for scrappiness,
When such a little thing as this
Can bring such general happiness!
Evening star., 1933-10-04

The matter Of ethics is figuring even
more strongly than before in the legal
profession. 1t is not enough for lawyer
to boast of winning a case. His rating
in the opinion of the public and of his
confreres depends more and more on
what kind of case it was.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

The Department Of Agriculture has
issued cook booklet intended to render
pork more palatable. Agricultural fami-
lies who must reduce their supply OF
pigs will be reminded of how blessings
brighten as they take their flight.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

Even in the base ball excitement
Tammany does not permit the Nation to
forget that. there is a rather swift game
of politics going on in New York City.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

Ticket spectators will not be per-
mitted to mar the enjoyment OF the
world SERIES They make it clear that
there are still many happy citizens able
to pay the extra price.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

Another oratorical triumph was scored
by Nicholas Murray Butler. He man
aged to be interesting and impressive at
the microphone without making even an
incidental reference to base ball.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Hard Chance.

From the Newark Evening News.
A Louisiana laborer faced with the
choice Of fighting rattlesnake or
diving in front of an auto, chose the
latter. Maybe the snake ratified louder
than the car.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

The attempt on the life of Chancellor
Dollfuss was a peculiar manifestation of
vicious ignorance. Even a Communist
has enough self-respect to avoid being
mistaken for a common gangster.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
The Rent Paradox.

From the Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Moving season In New York is re-
ported to be slack. That's because it is
rent, when you don't pay rent.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Some Virtue There.

From the Jacksonville, Fla. Times-Union.
Bandits gagged q radio singer In
Ohio, showing that every now and then
bandit can be counted on to do
something worth while.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
The Record of Life.

1IIC 1NOCVIU OI IIICs
From the San Jose Mercury Herald.
The average man of so Is found to
have worked $500 days, slept 5000 days.
walked 300 days. played 1000 days.
eaten 1,500 days. been sick 500 days
and listened to the squawk Of the pes
simist all his days.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

In present economic discussion the
motto We do our part" must not be
confused with We demand more than
our share"
Evening star., 1933-10-04
High Hopers.

From the Chicago Daily News.
Social workers who find In increas-
ing wife-desertion . sign Of economic
recovery must be honor graduates Of
the school OF optimism.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

Cramped Their Style.
From the Detroit News.
Indiana thugs made . party Of re-
turning fishermen hold their arms over
their heads, seriously interfering with
the descriptions.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Still Hunting.

Prom the San Antonio Express,
Biological chemists think they have
louno the source OF hormones-but they
are still little hazy as to the oriein Of
plain grit.
Evening star., 1933-10-04

The Associated Press is exclusively entitled
to the use for republication of all news els
patches credited to 1t or not otherwise cred
ited in this paper and also the local news
special dispatches herein are also reserved.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
A Big eff"

Prom the Louisville Times
II human beings had appetites Ike
the caterpillars, there would be no sur.
plus food problem,
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Culture.

Culture.
From the Louisville Times.
The value of college education, Just
now, Is that It enables you to give dis
tinction to the service II you can get
q Job as Q waiter.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Mystery MAY Be Solved.

From the st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Government permits the export
Of gold collar buttons, and If we can't
find the elusive things. we may guess
where they have gone.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Preferable

From the Little Rock Arkansas Gazette.
At least we'd rather be right than
President OF Cuba.
Evening star., 1933-10-04
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Evening star., 1933-10-04
Classical Aviation.

Classical Aviation.
Flaming youth takes naturally to
aviation" said the enthusiast.
THE idea is one of classic beauty"
said Senator Sorghum. But We must
persuade our flaming youth to exercise
caution, reminding him Of Phaeton,
vino wrove the chariot of the sun and
set the world on fire; of Icarus, who
flew so high that he melted his waxen
wings; not forgetting the mishap OF our
more modern Darius Green and his
flying machine
Then you would discourage avia-
tion?"
mo, sir. But it is agreed that avia-
ton is in its infancy. and infancy de-
mands the most intelligent protection" :"
Jud Tunkins says everybody likes the
elephants in a circus, which shows us
again that it isn't always necessary to
be beautiful in order to be popular.
The Best Possible.
The best may be misunderstood,
To duty still a debtor.
But, if you've done the best you could
Why, no one could do better!
Evening star., 1933-10-04
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Evening star., 1933-10-04
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Evening star., 1933-10-04
Ducks

The lame ducks" went some time ago.
At present few appear to know
Exactly where those old ducks fed,
And other ducks have come instead.
But toll may be exceeding grim
That's needed to keep in the swim,
And these new ducks, once fine and fit.
Begin to limp little bit.
Don't tell me clothes don't make de
man." said Uncle Eben. "A neighbor
boy dat used to be kind an polite is en-
tirely different since he got police
mans uniform" "
Evening star., 1933-10-04
Summary Discipline.

summary DlSC1pHne.
Flows the war on crime coming on
in Crimson Gulch?"
There isn't any war;" answered Cac-
tus Joe, unless you'd call taking a bad
boy out and giving him a proper wal
Looping a war"
Pleasures must be paid for" said Hi
Ho, the sage of Chinatown. walking
wears out our shoes, but dancing wears
them out even faster"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
ALASKA LEAVES
 FOR THE sour \ AT NOON TODAY
Large List of Passengers Art Of for South
 on Steamer

The steamer Alaska, Capt. c. V. Westerlund, Purser P. B. Coe, ar rived in Juneau from the West ward last evening at 6:10 o'clock and left for the south from the City Dock at noon today. Last evening the Alaska loaded fish at the Cold Storage Dock, unloaded coal at the Admiral Line dock and this morning loaded concentrates at the Alaska Juneau dock. From there the steamer moved up to the City dock and sailed from there.
 Arriving in Juneau from Seward were Mrs. M L. Maggert, Pat O. Connor and two steerage; from Haines. Mrs. Hazel Wheat; from Skagway, Frank Nefsy and Guy F Scott.
 Those who took passage for the south from Juneau were: For Seattle Barbara Wunderlich, c. R. carr, Allen SnattucK, B. M Beh- rends, Beverly Leivers, Mrs. J.. w. Leivers, Roy Rutherford, Mike Me Kallick, Miss Harriet Yaeger, Irene Stepich, Phil Jolie, Mrs. E. Lind berg, O. P. Duncan, Walter E. White, Mrs. c. Johnson, Mrs R. L. Rees, Mrs. M. Wunderlich, w. E. Gerwels. A. L. Anderson, Otto Vastal
 For Ketchikan-J w. Leivers, John H. Dunn, Mrs. John H. Dunn, H. D. Stabler, Mrs. H. D. Stabler, Miss Ann Gaynor, Justin w. Hard ing, Mrs. J. w. Harding, T., O.. Atkins, Mrs. Phillip Kelly, Clar- ence Kelly, P. c. Delgard, Law renee Kerr. L. M. Carrigan and George Grigsby.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
WOMAN LOST
 20 POUNDS
 IN 4 WEEKS

Mrs. Mae West of St. Louis, Mo, writes: "Pm only 2S yrs. old and weighed TO lbs. until taking one box of your Kruschen Salts pust weeks ago. I now weigh 150 lbs. I also have more energy and furth- CT more I've never had a hungry mcment."
 Fat folks should take one half teaspoonful of Kruschen Salts in a glass of hot water in the morning before breakfast it's the SAFE, harmless way to reduce as tens of thousands of men and women know.
 For your health's, sake ask for and get Kruschen at Butler Mauro Drug Co., Juneau Drug O., or any drug store-the cost for bottle that lasts weeks is but a trifle and if after the first bottle you are not joyfully satisfied with re- sults-money back. adv
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
zAPORA HERE,
 SOUTH FRIDAY
M o otorship Arrives This Morning with Freight
 and Passengers

Motorship zapora of the Wills Navigation Company, arrived in port at 10 o'clock this morning in command of Capt Hugh McDon- old. Harold Mattson is aboard as purser.
 Passengers from Seattle were Helen Young, E. F Morris and T. Tolfefson, from Seattle; Charles Nelson from Tenakee.
 The zapora brought general merchandise and hay, lumber for the Alaska Juneau and oil for the Union Dock.
 The Zapora is scheduled to sail scuthbound tomorrow morning at g o'clock from the Union Oil dock.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12

FOR SALE Economy heater;
 cheap. Phone 330.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
V. A. PAINE LEAVES FOR
 PETERSBURG THIS NOON

V. A. Paine, local attorney, took passage Cor Petersburg on the steamer Alaska today.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
Marine News
Steamer Movements
 NORTHBOUND

. zapora in port and ssched-
 . uled to sail south at noon c tomorrow.
 . Northland scheduled to ar
 . rive at noon tomorrow . Should have 215 days mail. . SCHEDULED SAILINGS . Admiral Evans scheduled to sail from Seattle Jan. IA Q at 10 a. m.
 Q Princess Norah scheduled . to sail from Vancouver Jan. IA at g p. m.
 } Norco scheduled to sail from Seattle Jan. Is at g p. m. , Alaska scheduled to sail from ? Seattle Jan. q at a. m. , SOUTHBOUND SAUINGS , Northwestern scheduled to sail south January 19. , LOCAL SAILINGS . Estebeth leaves every Thurs . day night at p. m., for . Sitka and way ports. , Pacific leaves every Thursday . at 10 a. m, for Petersburg. Rake and way ports. . es
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
HEML0CK TO
 BE BULL I BY
 SEATTLE FIRM
Contract Awarded for Con struction of Alaska
 L. H. Tender

WASHINGTON, Jan. 12. - The Department of Commerce has awarded construction of the new Lighthouse tender Hemlock to the Berg Shipbuilding Company of Se- tile.
 The vessel will be used along the coast of Alaska and must be completed in 1855 days.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12

FOR RENT-Double, single steam heated rooms for A-J men. Rea- sonable. Mrs. O. c. Oberg, near Bergman Dining Room.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12

the Frau incident "unheard of vandalism" and demanded:
 What will our government do to safeguard the international con- ventions imposing on the govern ment of Belgrade respect for civ- ilization in Dalmatia?"
 Naval Plans Cited
 A few days later came the news of the death of a young fascist, Carlo Lasino, shot by Jugoslav- ian at the border. The Italian papers said the Jugoslavian had been given a silver medal.
 Following that came Jugoslavia's supposed new program of naval construction, calling for the build ing of sixteen light warships, in- cluding two cruisers, six destroy CTS, two submarines and six sub marine chasers.
 Press Attacks France
 Knowing the close relations be- tween France and Jugoslavia the Italian press is printing columns on the French fiscal deficit and ia slight weakness of the franc.
 It is pointing an accusing finger at the recent meeting of the gen. eral staffs of the little entente -Jugoslavia, Czechoslovakia and Rumania-with which countries France is on the friendliest terms These four nations, says the Gior- nale d'Italia of Rome, constitute the most formidable force in the world"s
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
JugoslaUian Acts
 M Coast PrOUince
 Denounced by Italy

Continued from Page One.)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
NORTHLAND DUE
 AT NOON FRIDAY

Motorship Northland is due to arrive in port about noon tomor- row, according to advices received from Ketchikan.
 The radio says that on the southbound trip the Northland will call at Voncouver.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1933-01-12
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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1933-10-12

a teljes szervezkedesi szabadsa-
got es a kormanynak csak annyi
a kotelessege, hogy erre a sza-
badsagra iigyeljen, hogy tor
venyeknek mindenutt ervenyt
szerezzen.
Amig a vizsgalat nem don't
el, hogy mennyi jogos pana-
szokbol, mem igen lehet megalla-
pitani, hogy milyen intezkede-
sekre lesz szukseg, ha rendele-
tet modositjak vagy javitjak.
A nagyobb vallalatok ketseg-
teleniil igyekeznek rata, hogy a
torvenyeket betartsak es ha itt-
oft felel6tlen egyenek tulzasok-
ba, vagy a torveny athagasara
vetemednek, bizonyira meg le-
het ra talalni az orvoslast.
Mindenesetre roppant erdekes
lesz megfigyelni, hogy a NRA
rendelkezeseinek milyen hatasa
lesz az orszag legfontosabb ipa-
rara es remalhet6, hogy a bizott-
sag legteljesebb nyilvanossag
mellett fog miikOdni.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1933-10-12

fognak segiteni. 4 farmeren.
Vagy el6sz6r ! 1nunkabt 81
ket kell felemelni 5 mindenlik
munkahoz juttatni. hogy e116S
tudjon, vagy ugyanakkor IN
AIT megtenni, amikor = Ter
nyek arat felemelteti ! kormSny. |.
Ha . munkasok ehetn&nek, II
a welfare morzsain teng6d6 mil
liok jol lakhafnanak, akkOT :
kereslet eleg nagy lenne, Bogy
a farmer term9nyeneE az. 4rs&
|felemelje.
Ha arr6l van sz6, hogy melyik
uton er el6bb celt az orsz&g.
inert valamelyik fe1nek el6l KEN
jarni, akkor is proletarr61 KEN
els6 sorban gondoskodni.
A farmer ugyan nelku1oz czcr
dolgot, amt szeretne megvenni,
es amire sziksege lenne, d
mem nelkulozi 1egfontosabbat,
a lakast Is az ele1met. Ha, tea&t
'elobb munkason segitostsel
hogy az aztan farmeeen y
segitsen, akkor italian &hes mem
lenne. &
Ha azonban e1obb a farmcr
termesenek az arat halifax fe1,
hogy maid AIT koveti id6ye1 !
munkas bere, akkor kozben :
proletar ehezik, tehat a proletAT
nehezebben varhatja be . So
gitseget.
Su1yos, vegzetes hiba lenne :
kormany reszer61, ha ttny1eg
inflaciot csina1nak, ha a dol
lar cricket teny1eg ujra 1eszaIlit-
jak, inert akkor o1yan nyomort
fognak dolgozo munkasok k0xt
IS felidezni, amit Roosevelt
vi deal-jet6l mem remeltek
Es akkor elmaradhatat1an 1esz
a szegeny meggyotort tlessn
| dolgozo proletar forrongasa, ami-
re nincs semmi szuksfge cnnelk
a szerencsetlenne tett, de ujrs BIZ
zakodo nemzetnek.
Ha az ipari munkasokat zen-
diilesekbe kenyszefitik res mig
magasabb arak azokat biztossn
felidezik akkor esetleg olJan
eredmenyeket erneki er afnirr
sem a kormany, sem a, nagyt6-
ke mem szamit.
Akkor esetleg a forrong&s
sem NRA-nal, sem az eszsze-
riisegnel mem all meg, merit
Amerika proletarja olyan he1y-
zetben van, hogy az elszakitasra
feszitett hur szakadasa mindent
osszeszakaszthat az orszagban.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1933-10-12

Tevednek Westinghouse II.
Sulyos tevedes tortenik Wash
ingtonban es ha a kormany meg
mem valtoztatja az egyes pro-
gram-pontok sorrendjet, akkor a
telen mem a farmerek, hanem a
varosi proletarok fognak fellazad-
nj.
A kormany nagyon aggodik,
hogy a farmerek mem kapnak ele-
get a termesert s a foldmuvelesi
minister ujabb inflaciot, dollar
vasarlo ertekenek meg lejjebb
valo szallitasat igerte be az or
szagnak.
Es a kormanyhoz kozel allo
egyenek mind sejtetni engedik
hogy az inflacio utban van, hogy
azzal a kormany congressus
esetleges intezkedeset meg akar-
ia el6zni.
Ha ez ICY van es ha ez meg
tortenik, akkor kormany olyan
proletar-lazadasoknak lesz tanu-
ja,. amelyek mellett tavalyi
iowai lazongas csak jatek volt.
Mert proletarnak ma is min
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1933-10-12
AKIN. ELS0KNEk MENNEk

AZ egesz gazdasagi rend ujja-
skervezese van folyamatban az
orszagban es akar tetszik e. a
tegnap tehetetlen urainak, akar
nrm, ez a folyamat mem fog sem
visszafejl6dni, sem mcga1lni.
Az anarchisztikus kapitaliz-
must ma korlatolt kapita1izmtis,
holnap korlatolt allamszocia1iz-
mus, holnaputan tcljes a1lam-
szocializmus fogja felva1tani es
tisztan csak arrol lehet beszelni,
hogy meddig id6ziink egy
a11omasnal.
Ha a tegnap nagyurai tanu1tak
vo1na a multb6l Is hajland6k
1ennenek alkalmazkodni az uj
fe1fogashoz es vi rendhez, akkor
talan a korlatolt kapitaTizmus
hosszu korszaka kovetkezngk.
Minden jel AIT mutatja azon-
ban, hogy a nagyurak sppen
o1yan gorcsosen ragaszkodnak a
hatalomhoz, mint a vagyonhoz
IS ez nakacssag talan sietteti
a forrada1mat.
A valtozasok termeszetesen fe-
les1egesse tesznek bizonyos fog
la1kozasokat, bizonyos osztalyo-
kat, amelyek mem kepesek belle
il1eszkedni az i1j rendbe, amelyek
re mines sziikseg es meg kevesbs
lesz szukseg a jov6ben.
Minden jel AIT mutatja, hogy
az a foglalkozas es az az osztaly
megy Ell els6nek, amelynek leg
nagyobb volt hatalma, leg
korlatlanabb az uralma.
A bankarok nem akarjak els
merni, hogy tarsadalomnak jo-
ga van beleszolni az iizletikbe
es szabotaljak forradalmat.
Raiilnek a betev6k penzsre,
mem akarjak AIT forgalomba en-
gedni Is tiz meg tizezer va1la1ko-
zas azert roppan ossze, inert mem
birja sziikseges ss jogosan
kert hitelt megkapni a banka-
roktol.
Hiaba keri 6ket az orszag ell
noke, hiaba kunyoral az egesz
orszag, hogy jozanabb penziigyi
politikat folytassanak, banka-
rok elleneszegilnek minden nem-
yeti akaratnak es az ido oramu-
tatojan kerekeket mindenaron
vissza akarjak forditani.
Es inert a kormany mem adhat-