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The Indianapolis times., 1933-12-04
FUNERAL ARRANGED FOR
AUTO ACCIDENT VICTIM
Virgil S. Helm VIII Be Buried After
Rites Tomorrow.

Last rites for Virgil Seegars Helm,
II, Of 21l8 Linden street, who was
injured fatally Saturday in a motor
car collision, will be held tomorrow
at p. m. at the home. Burial will
be in Washington Park cemetery.
The youth was thrown out of his
auto when it collided with a car
driven by Joseph Detrick, 80, of 234
East Iowa street, at Iowa and Or
leans streets.
The parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Emil
Helm. of the home address, are his
only survivors. Young Helm was a
student at Arsenal Technical high
school and was to have been gradu-
ated in January.
The Indianapolis times., 1933-12-04
.FINNEY WARNS AGAIN
OF TAG DEADLINE.
No Cars Without New Ii
censes After Jan. |, Order.

Motorists we're reminded by the
state administration today that they
had better include a pair Of 1884
automobile license plates in their
Christmas shopping.
All cars without new plates will
be ordered off the roads on Jan. /,
for the first time since the license
law was passed, it was pointed out
by Frank Finney, chief Of the auto
motive license division.
This decision for enforcement
without delay was made by Mr..
Finney and Governor Paul V. Nc
Mutt on the basis of time extensions
being both unfair and contrary to
the law.
The Indianapolis times., 1933-12-04

MOTION PICTURES
The Indianapolis times., 1933-12-04
Solution to Previous
Contract Problem
BY w. E. APKENNEY
Secretary American Bridge League

THE question recently was asked
Il me, Where do you get the
hands you write about every day?"
I get practically all Of them from
tournaments. I believe these are the
best types Of hands, since they give
the bidding and play as they actual
ly come up in good competition.
But 7 often have wondered what
would do for hands if I became
ill-and now that I have been laid
up in the hospital for a week, I have
learned the answer to that prob
lem.
My various ge-playing friends,
as soon as they learned of my i'll
ness, came in with interesting hands
hands that they thought might
be used in the daily articles. We
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
OUR TOWN
(By DIR. FRANK BRIGHT)

Have you Enenboro? not the Rhine;
bcsest salubll0us cnc
rich and mellow and her caters" big;
grows her and cabbage and fattens her pig
and her fields have all that nature can supply
And of her gody people ! will tell you by and by;
them by the good groWed on ertn
And it's Bud "COun matters not about their BIRTH
There is "Chcken Billy" Harre leghorns and domnecs
black minOrcas, and the cochin bantam chick:
And he's got brother, Seety, that sells heap o. stuff
he tells anything can bet it amt no bluff
his Uncle David that's about 10 feet around
And he heap O. goods and he's got lot ground
UpcIe and John A. Martin the owners Of store
goods from them you'll sure go back some more
Ed Martin. he's daisy, great big, round and fat,
nd at home with Ed matter where he's at
merchandise and Lige, he ships the cattle
If you want hear banjo talk, get Ed to make rattle
There's A Durham, Jr, got big store on the line,
sells plug tobacco and they do say That It's hne;
And the dry goods notions they're simply there in piles
And if you're sort "choosey" he's got 'em IN all styles
John Womack is on the corner the bantam of the
He and cider and your oysters for stew
Frank Byers is the builder Of every house in town.
There's always bread in Eenboro and sorghum Classes too;
And always shining and the sky always blue
nd there's the country doctor very Bright name
sicky and patches the lame
These are not the pebbles find along the beach,
talking bout the good folks in town
ghost will be walking and the editor would call as down.
there's the woods boys, taters in the heap
Skllets on the Goals boys, the gravys to sleep;
Seey dinners like the rich folks IN York.
We have possum gravy and have bread and pork
And we with relish and afraid to die
eating beans and bacon and cold later pie.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
THE FIGHT OF THE TEACHERS

The North Carolina Education Association,
holding its annual meeting in Raleigh, right under
the nose of more Or less hostile legislature,
shouts its determination to the State that it will
fight for the cause of education with unreenting
enthusiasm.
The attitude of the teachers is natural and we
would be ungracious to charge that their position
is being supported by the urge of self-interest.
The Observer feels that the school teachers of
North Carolina are, for the greater part, unselfsh,
devoted, consecrated men and women in the cause
the destiny of the work to which they have COM
mitted their lives, the vitality distinguishing pro-
fesSion to which they attached. ..
That they get their bread and meat from it is
more Incidental than major motive that impels
them to their determined and resoute stand, and
as concerns that, who among all the critics of
educational system justly charge that the
earnestly protest against further invasion into
their own meager incomes as compared with the
general lot of public servants?
The teachers are ready to make their sacrifice
They will take their punishment They will gladly
accept diminished incomes to save the cause If
education and help to preserve the integrity OF
their commonwealth bit t:ey insist and they have
theirs proportionately and that the State should
not single them out, already far unperpaid pro.
portionatey to other State employees, for a create,
1 self-denial than the State demands of its other
servants.-Charlotte Observer
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

THE frog the TIMES left behind
L cried, Very shortly you will
find the place that we call Midget
q Land. It's not so far away.
THAT old sea horse will take
you there. Why, it can travel
anywhere. I hope that you'll
come back and call on. me again
some day"
"You bet re will" yelled
Scouty. Gee you've been as
kind as kind can be-" And then
the sea horse pulled the Tiny
mites far from the shore.
We're going 70 have a dandy
ride before We reach the other
side" said Windy. 1T is hard
10 wait to find what is in store"
THEN DunIg shouted, please
= sit still, so We won't take a
sudden spill. This carriage, made
of lily pads, might tip and flop
Us out.
'I'll drive the sea horse. l
know how. Just watch it swing
around, right now" Then Cop
Dv said, you are a clever lad,
without doubt"
Thc TIMES rode along at ease,
49, ~ there came q sudden
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
NEWSPAPERS OPINIONS
.PATERNALIsM CONE WILD

President Roosevelt's proposal for leasing farm
lands by the government, so as to hold them m
idleness, and for all sorts of bonuses to farmers
for not raising more than certain amount Of
crops, is paternalism gone wild. If this country
has come to the point that its regular business
cannot be carried on by the people themselves let
us send delegation to Russia to ascertain the
best methods of introducing socialism and be done
with it.
America has been through crises before; but
never before have the people lost their sense
of independence and self-respeet Tens of thou
sands of Judging from what we hear from a
few localties) are willingly in idleness because
they find it easier to live on charity.
The CONSERVATION. of a bank in South Carolina
city the other day went over the institution with
fine tooth comb and found one employee had,
during term of years, stolen over $4,000. A
conservatOr of American independence and energy
would find lots to take out a warrant against.
The depression is bad thing; but there is dam
ger that we may come out of it with spirit weak
ened for meeting future Notwithstanding
Is. c. Obserfsf ,.......,. -.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
National Press
Club EnrolIs Its
Sixth President

WASHINGTON, March 20. =
(UP).-President Roosevelt will
be indicted into the National
Press club today, in a ceremony
dignified by the presence of the
finest flower Of kentucky's army
and navy.
Mr.. Roosevelt will be the sixth
president to join the club since
its organization in 1908. Post
master General Farley also vii!
become a member.
The military atmosphere vii!
be furnished by Colonies Louis
McHenry Rowe, Marvin H. Nc
Intyre and Stephen T. Early of
the White House secretariat, all
of them veteran newspapermen.
Howe far outstrips his col
leagues in military and naval
splendor. In addition to being
one of the 246 colonies on the
staff of the governor Of Ken
lucky, he is one of IT admirals
of the same state. Admiral
Charley Nicholson. Democratic
publicity man, also will be in at
tendance.
Farley, in commemoration Of
his activities as dispenser. Of pa
tronage jobs in the new. admin
istration, will get the AKA
miniature one designed for use
either in pruning the civil serv-
ice lists, or his own high hat"
Like his predecessor, Postmas-
ter-General Brown, Farley has
experienced some trouble with
the departments official cars,
some of which are too low to ac-
commodate Negotiated occu-
pants.
Howe and Mcintyre will be
presented with swords befitting
their military rank. Economy die
tates, however, that the weapons
be "emblematic rather than en-
phatic." Early, an honorary Of
ficer of the Texas Rangers, will
be presented with an equally
lethal gun.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
!. FLAT ROCK
ELECTION SET
Registration Starts Satur-
day for Municipal Bal
lotting Of May z

The biennial election of city
officials for the town OF East
Flat Rock will be held on Tues
day, May 2, at which time a
mayor, six commissioners, and q
special constable will be elected
to serve for a period of TWO
years.
At a recent meeting Of The
beard, S. L. Jones, was appoint
ed register, z. V. fitzpatrick and
Arthur Jones judges. The regis
tration books will be opened at
the city hall Saturday, April l,
and continue for four consecu-
tive Saturdays for the purpose
of registering persons who are
entitled to register for the com
ing election. Saturday, April 20,
will be challenge day.
There will be no filing fees
charged candidates who aspire
for the different town offices.
Up until the present no candl-
date has filed for an office.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

breeze. 1t whipped the water up
a bit and made some big waves
run.
At first this scared each Tiny,
mite. The carriage. though, rodc
on all right, and Windy shortly
shouted, Say, this is a lot Of
fun"
At last they neared 4 sandy
" = shore. Wen sooa be on dry
land once more" said Scouty
Get all set to jump when it is
safe and sound"
The sea horse knew Just how
to land. Il swuEs about, up near
the sand. In just about a I.J-
ment all the lads were on the
ground.
The carriage disappeared from
sight and shortly Copy Tinymite
cried, Look! | see great big
cave. Gee, what a place to play
"a rocks in front Of it, right
now, but We might all get in.
somehow" Then Scouty an
swered, Sure! Come on! Wen
push the rock away"
Copyright, 1888. NEA Service. Inc.>
(Thc TIMES meet the Midget
Man in the next storyl
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
REFORESTING BILL TO
PASS THIS EVENING
.(Continued from page onel

1Contlnuen iroIn page ohe~
ed"
Borah, pointing to the sweeping
powers in banking and economy
already voted the president, sug-
gested it was rather late for Dick
inson to be protesting about ex-
traordinary powers. Dickinson was
concerned about the cessation of
public works to divert money to
the rcforestation project, which,
he said, would throw out of work
10000 men now regularly employ
ed on government projects. The
name of Adolf Hitler, German
dictator was brought into the de.
bate in letter the Iowa senator
read from Sioux City business
man constituent. who said the
United States did not need such
ruler.
There is no question about the
authority granted the president in
the bill. He has the power to fix
the wages originally specified in
the measure at one dollar a day,
and to direct methods of organic
ing and assigning the forest army.
The senate voted these wide pow
ers instead of specifically includ-
ing the provisions in the bill in
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
NOT BY MIGHT, NOR BY POWER

These words of Judge William R. Perkins writ
ing of the work of Mr.. James B. Duke need to be
repeated over and over again: Magnificent, mar
velous, you exclam. Yes all of that; for truly
the endowment has boundless sweep and surge
sublime that blends with the ocean of the years.
And yet is it not once more the simple, Old, old
story of Jesus and His love? If I amount to any
thing in the world said Mr.. Duke, 4 owe it to
my daddy and the Methodist church. Not by
might, nor by power, but by his spirit, saith the
Lord Of Hosts His daddy gave due credit to
Methodist circuit riders for what he was.-N. c.
Christian Advocate.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

order to avoid controversy owe,
the, proposed d"lIar-a-dsy waea
and the RECOMMENDATION of laborn
with the American Federation of
Labor. "
The bills operation was extend
ed from one to two years bv tho
amendment of Senator Felix Her.
bert, Repn.. R. l., by anotber
amendment the senate extended
the work relief to eastern state.
by permitting the men to engaoo
in forest fire prevention, diseaseo
control and flood control in mpni
cipalities, counties and privsto
lands. This was sponsored bv Son
ator Frederic Walcott, Rcnn., of
Connecticut. VI
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

Judge H. Hoyle Sink continues to go up
and down the State telling the courts that
grand juries should be abolished. Judge
Sink contends that the grand jury system
has outlived its usefulness; and says the
State can reduce the costs of court proce-
due by more than half million dollars by
abolishing the grand jury system. The
chances are good many to less than moth
ing that Judge Sink is right.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
LEMON
is RAISED In IDAHO

ST. ANTHONY, Idaho. Mare,
20: -tUP). - Way up here j.,
this snow-clad Idaho town J., ~
mon weighing two pounds, tbr ~,
ounces, was grown.
Blossoms on the 1O-fuot troo
opened daily for nearly a month
attendants said. Then ,r .t,,
lemons began forming. they gr ,s
so large that gauze bagS ,cra
made to hold them on the STONY my
The tree is 10-years-old TIE
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
DR.. Bright POetized HOmefOIks

Nearly forty years ago Bright resident Of Hen
desonve was practcing physician in Eenbor town over
on the eastern Rutherford county and correspondent IN
that Town of The Cleveland Star published Shelby which,
Bright remembers being by Clyde Ho0ey Dr. Bright
penned some The about the people of his town.
which in old copy OF that paper ana
requested TesNws reproduce them Some OF the
still living and remember when DE-
Bright village physician The Eenboro rhymes were written
in follows:
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

The war in Asheville and Buncombe
county goes, merrily and noisily on. When
the people over there stop fighting among
themselves they will probably have a rec
ord that will make the Forty Years War
look like a short spell of strife
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

Congress proceeds with consideration OF
plans to relieve" the farmers; and in the
breweries plans are proceeding with fe-
verish haste to relieve" all classes OF citi-
zens of their cash in exchange for meas
sure of slop favored with little alcohol.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
DOG FIRED GUN AND
HUNTER WAS INJURED

,NAPA, Cal, March 20. (UPl.
A hunter is not even safe from
his own dog, lamented Frank
Rodgers after a freak hunting
accident near here.
Rodgers placed his shotgun on
the ground while ne descended
an embankment. His dog stepped
on the trigger, causing the weap-
on to discharge. The bullet
struck Rodgers in the neck. He
will recover.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

Lewis T. Douglas, Uncle Sans new bud
get director who is out to slash govern
ment expenses, spurns an auto and rides a
bicycle to work. Which leads a reader to
observe that he is really trying to peddle
economy. ~a.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

Quite few banks still remaining closed.
Well, even OH a new deal, everybody can't
have openers.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

More than $4,000 kilograms pile in on
President Roosevelt in II days. At least
the telegraph companies are getting new
deal.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

Bakers in Greece must sell one loaf of
currant bread for every three plain loaves.
Don't tell us Samuel insult has put that
over already!
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

The Hitlerites in Germany are looking
for trouble and are going to find lots of it,
at home and abroad, without much delay.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

Pacific coast ball team is trying out q
Chinese outfelder this season named Lee
Gum Hong. He ought to stick.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

The size of the average American farm
is 156 acres. Yes, and the size of the mort
gage on it is even bigger than that.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29
BIBLE THOUGHT

coNSEcRATED LIPS (Read James 81
Set a watch, o Lord, before my mouth; keep the
door of my lips. psalm 34:l3).
Kept for Thyself, o Jesus,
These lips of mine should be;
Were ever words so precious
As Thine have been to me?
And shall keep that for myself
Which Thou dost call Thine own?
Nay Jesus, take these lips of mine,
And keep them Thine alone.
-Fairelie Thornton.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1933-03-29

(Thc Tinics meet the Midget
Man in the next story.l
The Washington times., 1933-10-06
Packard

Packard De Luxe Sport PhaetOn, Late
19S1-Double cowl and windshield, per-
feet in every respect. Here is one Of
the smartest cars in town. Sacrifice.
132O nth ST. N. w. DEC. 1890
Packard, Late 1881 De Luxe COnv. Coupe
-oPerfect condition. bargain.
1S2O 14TH ST. N. W. Decatur 1900
Automobiles for Sale
SEE OUR CARS before you buy. Cherner.
1871 You St. N w
BETTER USED CARS ALWAYS-See
TAYLOR. 14th at T St N W.
The Washington times., 1933-10-06
Cadillac

Cadillac Sedan, Fleetwood - Custom.
built body. de Luxe equipment. wire
wheels, s tires, excellent condition:
greatly reduced; small down pay.
ment, balance to suit you.
CAPITOL MOTORS, INC.
ms Pa Ave. s. e. Line. OSOS
(Out Of tho High-rent District0
Cadillac 1881 12-Cylinder Club Sport
De Luxe Sedan-In excellent condition
throughout; can not tell from new car.
1890 14TH ST. N. w. DEC. 1900
The Washington times., 1933-10-06
Auburn

Auburn 1880 Convertible Phae. QCOE
tOn-A buy like this only SDOAO
j comes once in a lifetime; a beautiful
Job, with new paint Job; genuine
leather upholstery: chromium plated
, metal throughout; fully deluxe equip
: ped; wire wheels: well tenders. etc. !:
motor Is perfect.
PARKWAY MOTOR CO.
SO4O NJ st. n. w. WE. O161
The Washington times., 1933-10-06
Chevrolet

Chevrolet 2-Door sedan-Tin- QOE0
ished in black with green OAOU
stripe and cream wheels, has an ex.
ceptional motor that will please you.
NINS - Nm0rnp r0
The Washington times., 1933-10-06
TODAY'S BEST BUYS
Pontiac


Pontiac 1929 Phaeton - Good Clio
paint, tires. top. etc; a won. OAA"
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Northeast Branch
L. 2. STEUART ~
141 18th st. N. e. Line. sag
Pontiac 1929 Coach. De Luxe C1OS
MOdel-Refinished in grey V1OO
green with wire wheels: well teno-
ers; wonderful upholstery; new tires;
duced SO.
Corner 14th and r SITS. n. w.
Pontiac, 1888 4-Door Sedan COX
Just like new: your car may YY6GwHNC Y6GwNC
be the down payment. DOWN
Northeast Branch
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141 Twelfth st. N. e. Line. S4Zs
Pontiac Sedan, I931-Traded Q07E
from original owner, particu- OOSO
larly free from rattles; silent pow.
erful motor; nearly new tires: clean
N'F WISDRIDGE & HANDY, INC.
ROsslyn, Va. Dust Across Key uB BRIDGE
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Pontiac Sedan, 1939-Can @EOE
hardly tell from a new car, UOGO
either in appearance or mechanically.
wis WiN6RIDGE B aG1G s HANDY. INC.
ROsslyn. Va. dust Across Key yv Bridgss iSe9
Open Evenings WEst 1889
POntiao 1889 Sedan-Prac- CE0E
tically new throughout; dark OOOO
blue finish: has high gloss and red
wire wheels gives the car snappy
appearance: mohair upholstery, Clean
untorn and not faded: 6-cylinder en-
gins in excellent shape: has free
wheeling and control and other mod
L. P. sTEUART, INC.
Corner 14th and r SITS. N. w.
Pontiac 1882 COupe-Finished QEHR
in green with gray wire OOtO
wheels; a beautiful color effect.
Chrome metal parts like new. Excel
lent upholstery; seat covers; fender
wells; metal tire protector: rumble
seat: trunk rack: tires. are all good
L. P. STEUART. INC.
Corner 14th and r SITS. n. w.
Pontiac Roadster, 1880 - Appearance
and condition fine; greatly reduced:
small down payment, liberal terms
a1s Pa. Ave. s. e. Line. osOs
(Out Of the High-rent District.)
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good. mechanically O. K. Ask for
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The Washington times., 1933-10-06

Chevrolet '31 Sedan-Ask for COOK
car No 5S6 Finished in dark DOAO
blue. with cream-color wire wheels and
stripe. Has the appearance Of new
The Washington times., 1933-10-06

8 MULES, S16 and $50; ] rid, horse:
ork horses. 110 N st. 3. q. AT. 2731
The Waterbury Democrat., 1933-06-14
LUTHERANS Will
COMBINE THEIR
TWO Summaries
New England States Were
Among Those That APP
proved of the Merger
of the Two Theological
Colleges

Buffalo, N. :, June 14-UP)-
The United Lutheran Synod OF
New York to-day formally APP
proved the proposal of the United
Lutheran Church Of America FOR
the merger Of the Hartwick and
Philadelphia Theological semin-
aries.
The board of education Of the
church was instructed to draw up
a plan to effect the merger. OFF,
Gals of the seminaries were or
dered to assist.
Approval of the merger followed
a heated debate which arose from
the opposition of the officials OF
the Hartwick seminary, which Is
situated in Brooklyn.
A report on the progress Of the
merger Will be made to the 1884
convention, probably to be held in
Utica.
The synod, which comprises the
New England states, New York
and northern New Jersey, APP
proved five resolutions giving 1t
more direct control of the policies
and finances Of the institutions
within its jurisdiction. -.
Election OF officers was slated
for late to-day. No president or
secretary will be elected as DR.
Samuel Trexler of New York. presi-
dent, and Paul Andrew KirsclI,
New York. secretary, still have "a
year before their terms expire.