The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-10-03

Rudy Vallee and Fay Webb are reunited. Rudy's just little spider, caught in the Webb once more.
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 Rudy might croon that once popular dirge, There's a Little Spark of Love Still Burning" A moccasin is merely a slipper with an Indian complex.
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 so IT GOES The man who lives on nothing, This fact must confess, Is perhaps the type who argues That his poor wife live on less.
 o--O-o The modern version: People who 1.-Two in glass houses want to make sure they're safety glass.
 o--O--o More Merry Go Round," calls Senator Walcott one of Hoover's yes men. But of course Walcott will say no to this. ~
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 1892 will go down in his tory as the Age of the Sweat ers." You're positively nobody these days unless your ward robe has half dozen sweaters.
 o-O-O Nowadays we're keeping up with the Joneses by keeping down to- the Joneses budget
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 The way dad and ma sit in the rumble seat you'd think 1t was 6 humble one.
 o-O--o -E Doc Vizetelly told his audience at the Elton last night that the Scotch have the longest word. Huh, and we thought the Scotch were saving of everything.
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 They say crying is a sign of weakness. Come. come baby, get strong for daddy.
 o--O--O You bet the Greeks had q word for 1t. And 1t was RESTAURANT.
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 The Bible speaks of right eous anger. But Is anger ever righteous?
 o-O-o The anti-prohibition chain is no stronger than its weakest drink.
 O-O-O DING, DING
 Beneath this stone,
 Lics buried treasure. Tho gasoline dealer,
 Who gave full measure.
 o--O--o Senator Jim Davis who is on trial in New York Is referred to n xuhn nnuJd go out and make q few million dol lars by hard work is no puddlcr.
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 The latest politician is the cracker type. You know. the guy who says "Uneeda change"
 O--O---o Man descended from an animal. I suppose that's why 50 many of us are dumb like a fox.
 -o-O--o The man who continually keeps to himself, generally has but him. self to keep.
 o-O--o 'Divorce Is the key that opens wedlock.
 Did you ever stop to figure this out. Indians were always DOT trayed as having smooth faces. Yet history says nothing of the Red Man owning raZors.
 OVER THE RIVER Her vanity case. Had two mirrors, it's true, For she was two faced, And what else could she do.
 O-O--O Some politicians who profess to know how the country should be run, couldn't run a spinning wheel if put to the test.
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 The sea is always whipped when q spanking breeze comes up.
 The trouble with higher education is that 1t lowers so many of us.
 o-O-o old Doc Talkalot says the bones were the first to hold a joint ses- sion.
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 They call jazz syncopation, but rose by any other name costs just as much Tn the florists shoppe.
 O--O-~O The victim Of circumstances of- ten goes to the chair on circum- stanfial evidence.
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 The honeymoon Is over when she puts the bouilIon cups away and goes back to the old soup plates.
 0--O-~0 Night school is not an expen&e to .a municipality. Rather ifs m opportunity to serve.
 O--O--O This completes our opening pr0- gram of the week. ft came to. you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Democrat, pioneer ip this type of uewspApef work. We are signing off nt thlH lime. fo be hack on the air aEhlu tomorrow evening at the usual houFs
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