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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-25

Led by Cliff Montgomery. a bril-
liant ball carrier, Columbias 1892
eleven is one of the most promising
in the schools history.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-25

For the first time in history. an
English girls cricket team will visit
Australia in 1884 to play for the FEM
mine ashes"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-25

A total of 215 freshmen reported
for football at Ohio State this year.
the largest grid class in the schools
history.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-25

Dick Hanley of Northwestern was
one of the few coaches to find fault
with the changes in the football
rules. declaring they made his boys
block less effectively.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-25

Northwestern and Michigan have
figured three times in a tie for the
Big Ten football title.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
JAP SHIPS SPY
On j, 8, NAVY .

SAN FRANCISCO, April 81
N.SD-United States naval Of
ficers in San Francisco today re-
vealed that movements of Jap
anese tankerS strangely had coin
cided with the movements of the
United States fleet.
The presence of Japanese
tankers, wherever concentration
of American naval strength takes
place, was revealed on the bull
letin board of the operations Of
ficer of the Twelfth Naval Dis
trict.
The entry, side by side with
those of maneuvers of more than
100 American naval craft, showed
that the Japanese tanker Kamoi
left San Pedro, Calf, April 20
with the fleet and arrived in San
Francisco Friday with the Am
erican auxiliary naval craft which
preceded the main detachments.
The Kamoi watched 80 per cent
of the American navy as it
steamed into port. The tanker
departed Monday after the fleet
had dropped anchor.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
BISHOPS STUDY
ALIEN FIELD

ATLANTIC CITY, April 27
G.N.SD The board of bishops
of, the Methodist Episcopal
Church debated today whether
election of native bishops in
China, Korea, India and Mexico
would tend to separate the
church into groups without any
central authority.
The thirty-first general con-
ference opens on Sunday.
Worldwide organization of the
Episcopacy is considered an i'm
portant problem, as there has
been criticism that the recogni-
ton of native religious leaders
was responsible for the develop
ment of varying national char
acteristics within the religious
organization.
Since the last conference, the
Korean church, under a Korean
bishop, has separated from the
central organization, it was said.
However, it is pointed out that
the Indian and Chinese confer
ences, led by native bishops, have
always moved in close association
with the conferences in this
country.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
HOOVER SPEEDS
To RICHMOND

President Hoover left this morn
ing for Richmond to carry the
gospel of economy to the govern
ors assembled there in annual
conference.
This afternoon he will exhort
the State executives to make an
object lesson of the Federal Gov
ernments drive to reduce ex-
penses and undertake similar
bone-paring budget expeditions in
all of the States.
Only if state, county and mu-
nicipality follow Washington's
lead, he will say. can the citi-
Zenry be offorded adequate relief
from increasing taxation and in
debtedness.
The President has been refusing
all invitations to speak out of
town recently on the ground he
should devote his full attention
to balancing the Federal budget.
The conference in nearby Rich
mond caused him to break the
rule, as he feels further econo-
mics within State borders are an
integral part of the program to
restore financial equilibrium.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
DirigibLe Akron
ReUdU to Take Air

LAKEHURST, N. j., April 27
G.N.S0 The pride of the Navy,
the dirigibe Akron, largest air
ship in the world, will be air
worthy again tomorrow.
The Akron was damaged re-
Gently.
Early next month the dirigible
will leave for California.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
GoodOMDays
Debunked By
Hygiienist

NEW YORK, April 27
GN.S).-The good old days"
remembered by so many with
regret at their passing were
debunked today.
THE old oaken bucket" the
"old swimming hole" even the
"pies that mother used to
make" all come under the
frowning ban of modern hy-
gienist, Harry L. Hopkins, who
declared they were "tawdry,
unsanitary, and disease-pro-
ducing."
= Hopkins, director of the New
York tuberculosis and health
association, asserted the good
old days" were pretty bad
days for a mans health"
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
HUSBAND CALLS
BABY FRAUD

PHILADELPHIA, April 27.-Ac-
cusing his wife of having the
child of an unwed mother chris
tened as her own, Euston A. Sulli-
van, of Merton, Pa, has petitioned
the equity court to strike from the
vital statistics of the State the
record of the birth of Grace May
Sullivan to his wife on october
IL, 1881.
The child registered at st. Vim
cents Hospital, according to the
action, is not the same one chris
tened at st. Margaret's Church,
on November 8, 1881. The first
child, he declared, was born to
Miss Edith Crebbe, a Detroit
nurse, who was arrested last week
at Donington, Pa, in connection
with the Lindbergh kidnapping,
and subsequently released.
Miss Crebbe, he charges, had
conspired with Mrs. Sullivan to
represent herself as his wife and
had later refused to give up her
baby. Another unmarried mother
at the hospital, however gave her
child to Mrs. Sullivan, the hus-
band charges.
The fraud, according to the
petition, was perpetrated to col
lect an inheritance. Mrs. Sui.
Ivan is the daughter of the late
Milton L. Blair, former partner
of Milton Hershey, candy manu-
facturer.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
Worker, IS, Treated
For BULLDOG Bites

Anthony Norica. IS. of 535
Third st. N. E., was treated at
Sibley Hospital yesterday for dog
bites received when attacked by
a bulldog at st. Stephens Church,
1915 Brentwood Rd., N. E.
Mr.. Nordica was laying a &C.
ment walk when the dog attacked
him. He kicked the dog away,
but it angered the animal, which
then returned the attack and bit
Mr.. Norica several times.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
Kennel Club Sets
DOg ShOW May rs

Eskimo huskies, Irish wolf
hounds and German SchnauserS,
together with a score of other
representatives of dogdom, will
be shown at the Washington
Auditorium May 7 and 8 as a
part of the third annual dog
show of the National Capital
Kennel Club.
Among the more popular en-
tries will be Blue Dan Of Happy
Valley, a $4,000 English setter,
who was judged Best dog of the
1880 show here. Entries should
be delivered to H. N. Simpson,
kennel club secretary. 5000 Illi-
nols Ave. N. W., before midnight
Sunday.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
VALET, SUICIDE,
TOO KNOWING

PARIS, April 27 GN.S0 .-Mys-
terry today surrounded the suicide
of the British valet of Alfred
Loewenstein, Belgian financler,
who killed himself in 1923 by
jumping from an airplane over
the English Channel.
The valet, Fred Baxter, %, shot
himself last Friday, but the act
was not made public until last
night.
The newspaper LIE Matin quoted
a neighbor who knew Baxter as
saying the valet knew too much
about the Loewenstein suicide and
the mysteries behind it.
Before his death Baxter was
reported to have written a letter
describing Loewenstein's death.
The letter, it was reported, said
the door in the cabin of the
plane could have been opened IS
inches while the craft was in
flight. despite the air pressure.
This was an important point dis
cussed at the coroner's inquest
into LoeWenstein's death.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27

RICHMOND, Va, April q
GN.SD.-Gov. Floyd B. Olson, OF
Minnesota, assailed the capital
istic regime in America in q
speech today before the confer
ence of governors.
He asserted the present brand
of high finance cannot long en-
dure, because it has not kept
faith with the people. Indirectly
the Minnesota executive agreed
with a recent declaration of Gov
Franklin D. Roosevelt, of New
York, that President Hoover's re-
construction finance corporation
will be of little material help to
the forgotten man" at the bot
tom of the economic structure.
He said:
Trembles In Balance
"The capitalistic regime has
resulted in economic imperial
ism, which today totters and
wObbleS under its own weak
ness and fOllies. I believe that
our economic imperialism, con-
trOlIed at the top by our big
banking interests, is trembling
in the balance.
''It has not kept pace with
our democratic political de-
velopment; it has not kept
faith with the people; it is cal.
loused and Indifferent to the
distress and misery of the mass
of people at the base of our
economic structure"
PICK UP
Spotlight on Roosevelt
The national spotlight was
focused on this old city today with
President Hoover and Governor
Roosevelt scheduled to address the
Conference of Governors.
An undercurrent of excitement
stirred the conference because of
the prospective meeting between
the President and the New York
executive.
1t will be the first time the
President has addressed the con-
ference. He is expected to dis
cuSs economy and taxation at the
afternoon session. Governor Roose-
velt's subject at night will be
George Washington"
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
Tdricab Passengers
Injured in Collision

Two persons were treated at
Georgetown University Hospital
for injuries received when a
street car and taxicab collided at
Wisconsin Avenue and o Street
N. w. last night.
Mrs. Elizabeth Berger, 33, of
1905 Wisconsin Ave-, suffered a
broken shoulder, and Ira Shoe
maker. 80, of 3712 Porter ST..
N. W., suffered several broken
ribs. They were passengers in
the taXicab.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
WILL PRESENT COMEDY

You Never Can Tell" com
edy by George Bernard Shaw,
will be presented by the Mont
gomery Players Friday and Satur.
day at BIS p. M. in the Christ
Church Parish Hall, Rockville.
The proceeds will go to the Christ
Church Guild of Rockville. and
the Ascension Guild Of Gathers
burg.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
Minnesota Governor Rdps
"CapitdListic Regime"

The President may take this
occasion to defend his $4,000.
100000 reconstruction finance
plan, which was criticized by
Governor Roosevelt as not being
of material help to the little
fellow and the forgotten man" "
President Hoover and Governor
Roosevelt will meet again tomor-
row night when the President
entertains the governors at din
ner at the White House
Ritchie Raps Dry Law
Gov. Albert C. Ritchie of Mary
land, one of the first to toss
his hat into the Democratic presi-
Dental ring, assailed prohibition
in a speech at the Estate dinner" J."
He said the Eighteenth Amend
ment is costing the Federal Gov
ernment at least $500.000,000 an
nually. He said:
Il imagine that no reason
able person believes any longer
that the cause of temperance
has been furthered by national
prohibition. If this nation
wants prohibition, is it evident
the way not to get it is through
the Federal Government"
He decried the Capitalization of
power in the Federal Govern
ment.
Gov. George H. Dern, of Utah,
sounded a warning against Amer
ica becoming "a nation of calam-
ity hoWlers." He said:
Sound optimism and healthy
common sense are an absolute
necessity today"
Gov. Harry H. Woodring, Of
Kansas, said: Confidence, not
currency" is lacking in the coun-
trv TODAY.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
Columbia Players
Present "HOLid1U'

The second and final perform
ance of Holiday" a comedy
drama by Philip Barry, will be
presented by the Columbia Play
erS at the Wardman Park Thea
ter tonight at $40 o'clock. The
play opened last night.
The cast includes Willard Mil
Ter, Dorothea Lewis, Orrell Belle
Claflin, Robert Miller and George
Odell. Orris Holland is director.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
30 More "Speakies"
RGided in NeU York

NEW YORK, April 27 GN.SD.
Prohibition agents today made 80
additional raids on speakeaSies in
the "mop-up New York" campaign
of the prohibition department.
Federal agents took 80 prisoners
and confiscated 626 bottles of
LIQUOR.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
Editor, 81, Mdrries
NeU York WidOIU, 81

WEEDSPORT, N. Y, April 27
GN.SO-George r. Nash, 81,
editor of the Weedsport Sentinel,
was at his desk as usual today,
receiving the congratulations of
friends on his marriage to Mrs,
Catherine Hoffman Wilson, 81,
of New York.
The Washington times., 1932-04-27
ILLNESS SNAGS
BIC 5 MEET

PARIS, April 81 G.N.SO-Pre.
mier Andre Tardieu today upset
plans for a five-power conference
at Geneva Friday, when it was
hoped to bring France and Ger
many into agreement on dis
armament, by telegraphing 10.
seph Paul-Boncour, head of the
French delegation, that ne could
not possibly return to the seat
of the League of Nations.
Tardieu said his doctors for
bade the trip because he is suf-
fering from laryngitis.
The Washington times., 1932-08-09

Herewith is the solution to yes
terday's Puzzle.
The Washington times., 1932-08-09
"WILD CARGO"

the outskirts of a native kom-
pong. We were tagged and
thirsty and I was delighted
when 1 noticed cocoanut
grove in this clearing. There
is nothing quite so refreshing
as drink of fresh cocoanut
milk after a wearing trek. I
decided to buy some of the
fruit and rest my party before
pushing on further in quest OF
the animals we were after.
COcOanuts in U. S. A.
Usually when one buys a CO.
coanut in the United States it
contains but a small quantity
of milk. A nut that is just
taken from the tree is an en-
tirely different proposition. 1t
is full of fluid and makes an
excellent drink, one that is re-
viving and safe. There are very
few places in Asia where one
can drink water that hasn't
been boiled, and when such
water is unavailable there is
nothing like a drink of cocoa
nut milk. There is a way of
knocking off one end of the
nut with a parang so that the
result is a pleasant natural
drinking-cup brimful of liquid
refreShment. 1t is a knack
that one cultivates and I am
now as adept at it as any ma
tive. The trick is to nick the
The Washington times., 1932-08-09
BY Rube Goldberg
By Frank Buck

operate before and he was fas-
cinated by the whole proceed
ing. He stood around at the
base of the tree to get a good
look at the smart little rhesuS
as it slid down the trunk after
performing it's job.
Without warning, the Simian,
as it scampered to the ground,
whirled around and made for
the boy. There was enough
slack in the rope to give him
his chance and he sank his
teeth in the calf of the Batik's
right leg. When the boy
reached down in an effort to
shake off his assailant, the
vicious rhesus got him by the
wrist. AS l reached the scene
q had been resting in the
shade of nearby tree) the
monkey tore a sizeable piece OF
flesh out of the inside of the
wrist, the blood squirting out in
all directions. The anlmalS
master got his savage charge
under control and tied him up
before any further damage
could be done.
In an instant I clamped my
fingers firmly around the
Batik's arm to stop the flow
of blood and yelled to the hor-
rified owner of the cocoanut
grove to get me some water
and cloths.
(TO Be Continuedl
The Washington times., 1932-08-09

than the sight of one Of these
clever monkeys plying his
trade.
The native readily agreed to
sell me some cocoanuts. He
brought out his long "tree
line" and attached it to the
monkeys collar. Then he
walked his simian fruit-gath-
erer over to a tree that was
we'll clustered with the refresh
ing nuts.
A Savage Chap
BY way of showing that he
was real pig-tailed rhesus
with all the savagery of his
species, the monkey turned and
glared at us two or three times,
displaying formidable set of
canine teeth.
The monkey scrambled up
the tree and went to work. At
last he finished his job, that
of plucking five cocoanuts-one
for each member of the party
in the manner 1 have de-
scribed earlier. The job was
not an easy one either, for sew
eral times the native was
forced to jerk the string to in
dicate that the cocoanut on
which the simian was prepar-
ing to work was not the one
wanted.
One of the Batik boys had
never seen a cocoanut monkey
The Washington times., 1932-08-09

(Continued from Magazine Page
chief below to see if it's the
fruit he wants.
The native looks up, and if
the cocoanut doesn't seem ripe
enough he jerks the twine and
the monkey hops aboard an
other nut. If there isn't jerk
of the cord he goes to work.
Grabbing a branch overhead
for security. he starts Whirlin2
the cocoanut around with his
feet. He continues this tread
milling process, spinning the
Cocoanut around and around
until he has twisted it off the
tough stem and sent it toppling
to the ground.
All of which is by way of in
Producing the theme of jungle
first aid that. in the course of
some animal-collecting activities
of mine a number of years ago,
got itself all tangled up in the
cocoanut-gathering method prac-
ticed by those ingenious MalayS
and their clever simial as
SiStantS.
was in Sumatra. on an ami
mal-collecting trip, and we were
headquartering at Domji.
One day. after tramping II
miles through heavy brush
and jungle. l would up with
my assistant Cali, my
No. / Malay boy, and three
Batik boys) in a clearing on
The Washington times., 1932-08-09
"B|ondie Of the FoI|ies

downed the drink in big, I'M
interrupted swallows.
Blonde leaned over Lurlin(
and said quietly:
you'll show me the ropes.
won't you, Lottie? >. You're a
pal. :" and Blonde spontane-
ously kissed her.
Careful" quickly cautioned
Lurline.
Can I have some of this
doodda?" asked Blonde. reach
ing for a lip-stick. Without
waiting for an answer, she ap-
piled it generously to her lips.
STOPPING to see in the mirror.
'Look-I'm Mae Murray
again." said Blonde. laughing
ly, as she struck a pose, head
high in the air. Then SmilinG
broadly to Lurline:
so long! I'm going to se<
you after. -"
who said SOP" Lurline shot
at her.
Larry! Didn't he ask you
out with us? If he didn't,
I'll make him-he's nice. He
does anything I say"
II have another engage
ment," said Lurline shortly,
leaning over and fumbling with
a shoe to cover her anger.
TOO bad!" replied Blonde,
apparently unconcerned. T
wish you could join u.s." Ano
addressing the room generally,
$50 long, everybody. How'm
I'm doin,' kiddies?" And
Blonde hurried for the door.
Lurline started to fly up
again, when the girl next to
her put out restraining hand.
That's right-give her ner
head-you did the right thing
she said. But Lurline was not
to be so easily appeaSed.
I'D rather have him out
with a friend of mine than
some Of YOU double-crosSers," ,"
Lurline said sarcaStically.
"Says you!" Smirked Red.
Listen! Listen!" chirped up
an oriental dancer.
"Razzberry!" chimed in
third girl.
Lurline lapsed into silence.
She knew better than to buck
this gang in a general discus
sion of such a well-known Fol.
lies subject as Larry Belmont.
Continued Tomorrow
The Washington times., 1932-08-09
Snappy Wise-Cracks

One of our heavy lovers has
a great system. He spreads
flypaper on his knees to keep
the girls from. slipping off his
lap.
Chlupp-So McWhortle is go
ing out of business. What's the
trouble?
Quiggle-So many competitors
were really going out of busi-
ness that they took away all
his trade.
Patient-Who's on the phone?
Nurse-It's the surgeon. He's
lost his fountain pen somewhere
and is coming here to open you
up again.
do you believe in dreamS?"
mo more than when I'm
aWake-I'm a cynic."
The Washington times., 1932-08-09
HORIZONTAL

HORIZONTAL
What Missouri Congressman,
recently deceased, is credited
with originating the famous
saying I'm from Missouri,
you've got to show me-?
1What English sugar merchant
founded the National Gallery
of British art?
12-What is the nickname of Yale
University?
13---What is the missing word:
"Viscount Neson, the English
admiral, defeated the French
at the Battle of the -?
14-Who is the Greek god of love?
1S-Romulus was one of the twin
legendary founders Of what
large foreign city?
17-What king of the PhaeAcians
was celebrated for his gar
dens?
19-In what Indian town did the
Sepoy mutiny first break out?
21-Krypton: chemical symbol
22-What Shoshonean Indian tribe
is now confined mostly to a
reservation in Colorado?
23-Hindu garments
2S-Who was the daughter Of Hy-
perion and the analog Of the
Roman Aurora?
27-Which of the United States
(abbr.) is nieknamsd "Ficker-
taiP'?
29-Delicate networks Of threads
31-The laurel-tree
33-Beverage
35--Lutecium: chemical symbol
36-Spanish article
38-Grassy field
40-Ostrich-like bird
42-Members of ancient Aryan
4s-Whieh of the United State.
(abbr.) is nicknamed Tar
Hee"?
47-Land-meaSure
4s-An apothec~ries' fluid measure
51-Possesses
53-Interjection
5s-What Spanish seaport city il
famous for It's wines?
57-What Danish seaport was the
scene of ShakesPeNres Ham
let"?
GA progressive motion Of
quadruped
61-Require
62-What Swedish singer was
known as "the Swedish night
ingaie"?
ga suffix
65-Spreads loosely for drying
66-Daytime entertainments
VERTICAL
lin which of the United States
was the first normal school es-
tabIished?
THE century-plant
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(Continued from Magazine Page
spoke to Mr.. Ziegfeld?" Lurline
interrupted.
II owe it all to you-are you
sore?"
mo. I'm not your guardian"
"No-you're my pal, though"
Lurline did not answer. Blon-
die looked at her anxiously, and
asked:
Aren't we pals any more?"
"Oh - yes yes-yes." Lurline
put on her grandest annoyed
manner.
you've changed-and you
were great to, me today" Blon-
die now noticed the looks she
was getting from the other girls
nearby, and fought desperately
to keep back the tears. so
long, mug! I'm sorry I came"
and she moved off toward the
door.
Lurline looked up quickly, a
flash of the old time love for
Blonde crossing her face. She
was plainly perplexed and unde-
cided just what to do.
In an undertone Red decided
it for her. Mice to the LADY,"
she exclaimed.
"Blondie!" Lurline called out
instantly. She arose hurriedly
and went to Blonde. Don't
think that I meant to stand in
your way, Blonde" she said
gently.
Would you care if I got in
here? I'd love it, Lottie."
Turbine" and the Follies
girl looked around hastily to
see If any had heard.
"Sorry, Lurline. I'm not as
beautiful as you, but. You're
not sore them"
''NonSenSe!" said Lurline,
most friendly now, and taking
Blondes arm, have a drink"
Sure" agreed Blonde, as
they reached the dressing table.
Il had some tonight with
Larry"
The Toast
Blonde accepted the proffered
glass and raised it high above
her head.
"Heigh! Heigh! everybody.
I'm crazy about all this" she
said. AS the girls in the room
turned toward her, Blonde
The Washington times., 1932-08-09

A popular tall comedienne
says her ambition is to be so
thin that she can crawl through
a piccolo without striking a
note.
Lew Cody is very proud of his
cocktails. He says they're just
like the kind mother used to
shake
Pat O'Brien claims he knows
a guy who's such a loW-broW
that he bit himself on the fore
head.
Ed: Marie is a girl after my
own heart.
Al: You're lucky; mines
after my money.
Harry Langdon is so super
stitious that he's been going
around the neighborhood white
washing all the black cats.
The Washington times., 1932-08-09

3-What large French cathedral
city is noted for its fine Roman
amphitheatre?
4-Preposition
5-Provision for Roman ENJOYS
voyage
6-Length-measure
ITO have a care
S-How many members comprise
the u. S. Presidents cabinet?
9-Awskening
10-To observe secretly
1l-What is the missing word:
Robert Devereux, English
courtier and f0vorite of Queen
Elizabeth, was Earl of -?
16-Pertaining to a historical
period
18--Strong resentment
2O-What mountain system is To-
Gated in European Russia be.
tween Europe and Asia?
24-Selenium: chemical symbol
26-What gulf iS an inlet of the
Arctic Ocean in Siberia?
29-What river in Scotland is noted
for its salmon?
30-Dregs
S2Tapanese monetary unit
34-Accumulated
37-River in Siberia
39-Who was the faithful eompan-
ion of Aeneas in VergiPS
"Aeneid"?
41-WhSt city of Chaldea was Ab-
raham's home?
43-Printer's measure
44-Fine earthly sediment
46-What Belgian city is the capi-
tai of East Flanders?
48-Eternity
5o-Which Queen of France was
executed by the JacobinsT
52-To the sheltered side
54-Low land by a stream
56-Departed
5S-Cyprinoid fishes
59-Narrow inlet
63-Prefix: two