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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-16
ONE IN EVERY TOWN

ONE IN EVERY TOWN am the bird
 Who yainly thought The remark absurd, "Y0u will be caught"
 -Davey Jonce.
 o-O-C Wall street, harassed by bulls and bears, now has the British lion to worry about. o-O-O
 Only the stock of a razor company failed to drop after the London crash. Steel pre- ferred, you might say.
 o-O-o Dorothy thinks that no college eleven can be properly regarded as a football machine unless it has a locomotive yell.
 HEAT WAVES The hen comes in with the egg she M Eid!
 The bees come in with honey they made! -s The COW comes in with milk in the pail!
 The dog comes in. wagging its tail!
 BARBARA.
 o-O-o For a couple of electric gents, Owen D. Young and Gerard Swope certainly are pair of live wires.
 o-O-o
 A BACHELOR TALKS Sound forth the cheerless march! Sing Justify, yc choir! And with thy singing strength The bridge and groom inspire. Stretch forth thy nccls, yc guests, That ye may, catch glimpse, As down the aisle they come These two misguided simps. Bow down thy heads, yea all, And silent prayer pr0l0ng! Bow heads, say, in prayer Another mans gone wrong.
 -J. H. V.
 o--O-0 Electric sign on a movie theater in a nearby town "The Worst Punishment of Ali"--Music by Theater Orchestra
 O-O--O When a Californian feels a quake, it's an incident, but when an Ohioan feels one, he says he's had great luck with his last batch.
 o-O-o But while Ohioans (and every body else let it rain, a Californian blithely confesses it's the first time in decade.
 o-O-o
 IS THIS IRONY? ''This is the very straw that breaks The calncI,s back" she rOared, When she insisted on car And he brought home a Ford.
 o-O-o A headline says a man filed from death in pajamas." You don't catch death wearing a night shirt.
 A husbands pay envelope may cramp a woman's style, but if it doesn't her style will cramp him.
 A professor said jail was tor ture. Now there's novel state- ment.
 MURRAY! MURRAY! Mary's lamb was getting old,
Evening star., 1932-10-09
Boys An-W ool
KnickerS
1.Oo

Stunning, full lined, tweed
trousers in dark brown, tan,
and gray. Bar-tacked poek-
cts and reinforced seams.
Sizes s to 10.
Evening star., 1932-10-09
Babies!

Red Star Diapers
27x27 inches; IL to a sari- 2Oc
tary, sealed package. Wv
Hemmed ready for use.
Evening star., 1932-10-09
BOYS. Sweaters, % to IS 0 80
sizes .-..,......=.....> -
PaIais Royal Main Floor.
DRESS SHIELDS

DRESS SHIELDS
value! Regular. crescent Shapes ZlC
Assorted sizes Main Floor.
STEEL SCISSORS
Assorted sizes. Forged steel. Mani S0c
cure, sewing and sheers.-Main Floor.
SEWING SILK, 3 FOR
eo-yd. spools! White, black. all colors lie
Nain Floor.
ALLOVER LACES, YD.
AIencon pattern cotton laces; white
tcru. Main Floor.
HAIR RIBBONS, YD.
els,ds! Brocades! MoireI to 1Oc
inches wide. Main Floor.
FUR COLLAR & CUFFS
caracul. coney, fox, lapin, wolf' etc. 4.o9
Main Floor.
6.PC, DESK SETS
Solid brass; pad and 5 accessories 1913
Main Floor.
SHVERPLATED WARE
,o-yr. guarantee: All wanted II Tor 81
fatWare Main Floor.
INCERSOLL Radcliffe
rs and 2.25 Trump" and Yankee Xl
watches Main Floor.
NEW EVENING BAGS
Seed bead bags; envelopes, barrels; .S9
chain tops. Main Floor.
SWEATER.BER SElo
Wool sets in lovely styles; green, oro"n' Xl
red. navy; to years. Third Floor
TOTS SWEATERS
p,,t+on- front coat styles: warm ~
Eool: navy, brown. green and red;
ko 6 years Third Floor.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Great Roman Holiday"
Staged on Alba Lake

In the year 81 A. D., the great tun-
mel which was TO drain the Alban lake
was completed. and the Emperor
Claudius celebrated 1t with charac-
teristic Roman spectacle. He gave
mimic naval battle on the lake, re-
peating upon q much larger scale
similar spectacle Augustus had given.
Claudius manned two opposing fleets
with 10000 men. Some OF the gal
leys had three and four banks OF oars
Around the shores of the lake troops
were stationed to see that none of
the naval gladIators escaped.
An immense multitude of people
from Rome and the neighboring towns
gathered to see the battle. The banks
the slopes and the hilltops were crowd
ed with spectators, so that the scene
resembled vast theater. The emper-
or, dressed In splendid military
cloak. and his wife, Agrippina, also
wearing military cloak, presided.
The men who did the fighting were
criminals and slaves. History tells US
that In this sanguinary conflict the
combatants. possibly animated by ex-
pectations Of freedom. fought bravely.
1t was they who coine. the famous
Latin salute: Hail. Emperor! We
who are about to die salute thee"
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
GOLDEN WEST Stacking
ORE FOR SHIPPING

AS announced in this paper some
weeks ago, the Golden West mine Is
preparing to ship ore to smelter Last
Sundays Spokesman Review had an
interview with c. H. Nelson, of Spo-
kane. president of the company, in re-
gard TO present activities. Mr.. Mel
son said:
Broken in the course of develop
ment, the ore lies at five places in the
New Discovery and three in the Little
Annie. 1t Is being sacked and accum-
ulated for shipment to the Bunker Hill
smelter. The first shipment is expected
to be of several carloads.
Seaside from the returns that will
aceyue, the removal of this ore will
protide space necessary to proceed with
the development that has been included
by Mr. Williams in his program of OPP
erations. The development will be with
machine drills To facilitate the use
OF the machines, 1000 feet additional
of air line pipe has been ordered
Mine supplies provided are sufficient
for the SUMMER. With full crew, OF
erations should bring forth important
results.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Green and Black Teas

The same kind OF tea leaves can
be used for the manufacture Of either
green or black tea, the difference of
the two teas lying merely In the proc.
ess Of curing. Some varieties OF ten
leaves, however, are better adapted
than others for making certain kinds
OF tea. In producing green tea the
leaves are sterilized by steam. This
prevents oxidizing or fermentation Of
the leaf which retains its green color
and when boiling water Is poured over
IT the result Is green or grcenish-ycl.
low liquid. In manufacturing black
tea the leaf Is allowed TO ferment.
which changes its color from green Ia
very dark brown. In the case or
oolong or semi-fermented tea tile fer
mentntion Is allowed to reach a Ger.
tain desired point.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Methodist Church.

Perhaps the most noticeable lack in
individual character today is that Of
deep seated convictions, even III mat
tiers of most vital Importance. Opiil-
ions we have in profusion, but so few
ever erystalize into convictions. The
man who can say, I believe God,
with deep-seated conviction and assur-
ance, has overcome the world" !
Believe God will be the theme of the
morning sermon next Sunday. This
service will be a faith tonic
NEXT SUNDAY
Bible school, 1000.
Morning worship, HOO. Sermon
theme: Il Believe God"
Epworth League, TOO.
Evening service, 800. Special song
by Epworth League Choir. Sermon:
sHenceforth I Call You Friends
NEXT WEEK
Church Night, Tuesday 7.30.
Choir rehearsal Thursday, TOO and
500.
Triple IS club Friday 7.30.
A friendly welcome awaits you at
all the worship, prayer, and study ses-
sions of this church.
R.F. WICK, Pastor
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Where the Moon Shines Best

Promptly every morning at eight
o'clock the west wind sweeps across
the islands OF Jamaica with such I'M
failing regularity that 1t Is known as
the Doctor" In the evening this
benefcent west wind dies down be-
tween the hours Of six and seven and
then, from the mountains a cool land
breeze sets In which insures com
Portable nights sleep The rainy sea
son In Jamaica means that around
three o'clock In the afternoon brief
shower, lasting half hour or more,
lnvigorates the atmosphere and makes
everything fresh and green again. At
night the stars CLEAN like lamps In
n sky that resembles purple velvet.
The moon Is bigger and whittier than
it is farther north and the moonlight
falling on palm-encircled shores and
coral reefs is one OF the most beautiful
sights In the world.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Offers a Good Suggestion.
Dear Mr.. Editor:

Dear Mr.. Editor.
Living opposite the Central school
building | have been pleased to watch
the many children and grown people
who enjoy the beautiful lawn and play
apparatus. Almost every hour from
dawn until midnight there is some one,
young or old, taking advantage Of the
generosity Of the board Of trustees Of
the schools. think perhaps many of
the friends of the schools have noticed
the same
Two fountains on the grounds have
been giving refreshment to hundreds
of those who pass them daily. Some
one or several persons have found
satisfaction in destroying these foun-
tains. Now the water is shut off Now,
Mr. Editor, would it be great credit
to our beautiful little city if those
who wrought the destruction would
also make the repairs? Do you believe
that the publication of this suggestion
would bring the desired response
Cordially yours,
r. w. ORR.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Speed OF Thought

A reaction time apparatus" which
measures the split seconds between
a stimulated thought and Its emotional
response, Is being used In the psy-
ch0logy laboratory OF the University OF
South California in efforts to deter
mine the speed Of thought. This Is
quite an ambitious undertaking. For
our thoughts certainly travel much
faster than electricity or light. It
takes millions OF years for light to
travel from some nebulae to the earth,
vet we little prodigies can send our
thoughts almost instantaneously TO
those nebulae and let them dwell
there, or leap back in the twinkling
OF an eye.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
STUFF

A son was born 10 Mr.. and Mrs
Lloyd B. Midyett on Friday, the 10th
Mrs. Thomas Fleetwood was a guest
at the Madden home in Rexford Thurs
day
w. G. Seims. accompanied BY son
Billy, leaves tomorrow for Spokane on
a business trip.
" G. Seilns and son Billy returned
the first Of the week from two days
business trip TO Kalispell.
VIM Ray, tax expert for the A. c.
M. Co, was in Libby Tuesday look
ing after company tax matters.
Philip Henry Delager Of Sweet Grass
and Lola Elsie Ingram Of Eureka were
married in Libby Tuesday by Justice
of the Peace Haigler.
Merle William brewer Of Duthie, Ida,
and Sarah Harper of Tekoa, Wash,
were granted marriage license Tues
day by Clerk of Court Clark.
j. E. lockwood of Kalispell, candi-
date for the republican nomination for
district judge, is in the city today III
behalf of his candidacy He has been
In the western part of the county and
is now returning home.
A news item in the Sunday Spokes-
Review gives Miss Catherine
OStroot as member of an orchestra at
the Blair-Higley Business university,
which she is attending Miss Ostroot
is a daughter OF DR.. and Mrs. A. E.
Ostroot of this city.
F. ]. Jefferson, from the regional Of
hce of the forest service in Missoula
was in Libby the latter part of the
week. He stated he was making an in
spection trip over the territory to Ser
that fire fighting equipment and ar.
engagements were in proper condition
before the fire season opens.
r. F. Thibaudeau of Chinook was ir
the city Tuesday on tour of the state
in behalf of his candidacy for state
treasurer, on the republican ticket Mr.
Thibaudeau was born and educated ir
Montana, is an ex-service man, anc
promises careful management of STATE
I business if elected to the office hi
teeks.
One feature of the district meetins
OF the American Legion and Auxiliar,
to be held in Libby Saturday will b.
an open air program that will follow
the parade to be held about $50 oclocl
that evening. Those taking part in thi
program will be the Kalispell ant
Whitefish bugle and drum corps, drill
teams from visiting posts, the Ameri
can Legion Moose band Of Libby AM
various noise and fun-making organiza
tons Watch for this entertainment t,
be given on some prominent corner Ii
the business district.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Business No Barrier

A lad employed In northern Indi-
ana factory has recently become quite
popular with the fairer sex. Numer-
Gus phone calls we're annoying the lads
employer, and on one occasion he an
swered a sweet young voices request,
saying.
"Bob is busy just now
"You tell him 1t Is Mary and he will
want to talk anyway" was the reply
indianapolis News.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Mr. and Mrs. Otto Saunders are Il

Mr. and Mrs. Otto Saunders are the
parents of boy born Wednesday
morning.
Mrs. Nora B. Pomeroy Of Eureka was
in the city Monday attending TO pro-
bate matters in district court.
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Shelley are re-
joicing over the birth of daughter
born at the Libby hospital on June 10
DR.. c. J. Martin is building an add
ton onto the house he recently pur-
chased, which will give him two add
tional rooms. A two car garage is also
being built
Miss Lois Mae Corbett and Miss
Angeline Huchala returned TO Libby
the first of the week from trip to
Spokane While there they visited
briefly with Miss Catherine Ostroot,
who is attending business college in the
city
Miss Elizabeth Martin arrived home
last evening from her studies in the
east to spend the summer vacation with
her parents, DIR. and Mrs. c. ]. Martin.
Walker Wells, well known former
time resident and business man of this
city, was in the city Monday.
Allen Rdpath, resident OF the Eu-
reka district for Is to 20 years, died
Sunday at the Libby hospital. Fun
eral services will be held this after
noon at the Gompf chapel, the Rev.
Wick officiating. Interment will be in
the Libby cemetery There are no
known relatives IN these parts.
Ray Payne of Troy, candidate for
county commissioner on the republican
ticket, was in the city Tuesday meet
ing the voters in behalf of his candi-
dacy He is making straightforward
appeal to the voters and promises an
honest administration If elected Last
week he visited the north end of the
county and reports a gratifying recep-
ton.
Fred LeLacheur, young farmer
with a place he is developing iusi
across Granite creek south of Libby
is making a remarkable Improvement
in the property this spring. Quite i
large acreage has been cleared and
plowed will be put under cultivation.
1t is big improvement over the sight
of charred stunps and down and rot
ting logs which have heretofore oc-
cupied the land
f. E. Williams of Billings was in
Libby Tuesday meeting a few of the
voters, he now being a candidate for
secretary Of state on the republican
ticket Mr. Williams is present state
treasurer but under the law he is
limited to one term in that office. He
is a trained accountant and as such
! introduced number OF practices dur
ing his term as state treasurer that
meant added efficiency, more safety
for public funds, and increased income
for the state in added interest receipts
He believes he can make similar i'm
provements in the state secretarys
office if elected
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Mixed Up

Eight year-old Betty was having her
first large party. She had been care
fully coached as to the proper way to
greet her guests and concerning her
response to their farewells.
Heaving a sigh OF relief, Betty
closed the door after the last guest
and sighed: II never thought they'd
20 home 80 fast that I'd get my thank
you's' and glad to see you's' so terri
BILE mixed up
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
While There's Life

Under Mexican law, stranded or
wrecked ship cannot be boarded for
the purpose OF salvaging articles for
individual gain as long as there Is
life aboard---even II 1t 10 only tho
ships mascot
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
ST. Johns Lutheran Church.
.The Friendly Church

TIC AlNIIN1l ~f1eR UT
Sunday, June 18th, II a. m.
Divine service, English language
Sunday school. GAS a. m.
The service on Sunday will be .
special one, marking the examination
and confirmation of the members o.
this years confirmation class. Special
singing, solo: The Lord Is My Shep-
hero"
If you have no church affiliations
you are invited TO worship with u.s.
H. L. PFOTENHAUER, Pastor.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16

Even when the Office seeks the man
II has trouble finding him because OF
so many bug-eyed candidates jumping
In the way and shouting. I'm it.
Ohio State Journal.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
The Churches
Christian Science Church.

The subject for the Lesson-Sermon
Sunday, June 10. will be Is the Uni
virse, Including Man, Evolved by
Atomic Force2"
Wednesday evening meeting at 800
o'clock.
Sunday school al 9:45 a. m
The public is cordially invited to all
IF these services.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Deadly Ouicksands

Historical records show that ships
have been engulfed In quicksands In
and the wrecks entirely swallowed.
The effects OF qulcksands were we'll
illustrated In 1876 by the sinking OF
locomotive and train at Pueblo,
Colo. The train sank beyond discov-
cry though probed for to depth OF
so feet.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16

Those subscribers of this newspaper
whose subscriptions are in arrears are
asked to remit promptly The date OF
the expiration of your subscription Is
shown opposite your name, on the W
per left hand corner of the paper. II
that date indicates that your subscrip-
ton is past due, remittance will be
appreciated.
THE WESTERN NEWS.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
The Presbyterian Church.
r. w. Orr, Pastor.

n W. VII dsIUI'
We become so accustomed to the
place where we live that often we fail
to appreciate the beauty or fear the
dangers. One of the most famous old
Testament characters awakened one
morning to learn that God was in the
place. He said How dreadful is this
place. Is the presence Of God dread
full experience? Meet with us for Wor-
ship at ii o'clock on Sunday morn
ing. Bible school at 10 o'clock. The
Young people begin work on their
conference program at o'clock.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Fair Have Weak Eyes

People with fair hair and blue eyes
are not so well equipped to face
brilliant sunshine. or other light as
those with dark hair and eyes.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
Shadows

The greater shadows fall from the
lofty mountains. Nergil.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1932-06-16
The Lamplighters meet on Tuesday
evening, June Il, at Pioneer Park.

The Vacation Church School opened
on Monday morning with fine at
tendance and very fine spirit mani
tested by the children. The leaders are
greatly encouraged. They appreciate
the cooperation Of the parents and
friends.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09
Good NeaOs For Rocky Mountain States

nent. Umt1 local conditions n
those fields are Yemedied, these
operators are looking for a nes0
place to start sOOrk. The North
Rocky Mountain region IS the
one place of opportunity IN the
American on industry today
and It is IN this region that
much of the government land
subject to oil and gas permits
Is located. So Il is quite logical
that the removal of the Hoover
order aOiu concentrate attention
on this region Just at time
that IS OppoTtNne and GdUan-
tageOss to and for all parties
concerned
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09

PLENTY or HARD WORK
FIRST Executive: How do ron
find businessg
Second Executive: Terrible.
first Exscutive: Same with me-
] wonder what's the solution7
Second incentive: Plenty Of
hard work. No resting on the
oars in times like these.
First Hlxscutlve: You said H.
A man has 70 bend ali his en-
ergies toward sales and promo
ton If he expects 20 keep his
head above water.
Second Executive: That's
right. However, II we work just
twice as hard as we did q year
ago. eyerything win be all right.
First Executive: Agreed. And
now, don't yOu think we'd bet
ter snap into it,
Second Executive: Yes, I think
so. / believe those dizzy women
ahead Of us have finally located
that lost ball.
o q q q
Turf lack, said the egg
In the momasterg. 'AOut Of
the frying pan into the
friar."
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09

has been satisfying the valid OBJ
jections Of its enemies to the
point where it is deemed very
likely Of passage. If the bin
passed with the Hoover order
in effect, then the various stat
es would come into possession
of all the oil and gas rights. It
would be necessary for opera
tors, large and small, to get
leases from the respective stat
es, with all the various 'sisms"
that state commissions can
think up. The big operating
company, operating in five
western states, would be keep
ing five different kinds Of lease
records
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09

Of the town ordinance and read
as follows:
Property abutting on MaiE
Street shan be assessed at s10.0s
per front foot.
O o q q
Boy (stadying American
historyl; '.FA1her. what wns
IL stcphea Decasar sAsd7"
Father { . fosa banker;
I'm not sure. som, bat /
think it was ssAfAIions on
deposit but not oae cent for
business
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09
. o % .
SchOolbOy Howiers

Gladiators are iron things
which give ont heat.
Aristocrsts are people who per
form on the stage.
A sextant s a man who digs
graves.
Herrings travel in the sea in
shawls.
The highest mountain in Eu-
rope is Blanc Mango.
The Gulf Stream is composed
Of warm currants.
Cereals are stories which last
several weeks.
A centimetre is an insect with
one hundred legs.
A vacuum is the residence Of
a Pope.
Barbarians are things used to
make bicycles run smoothly.
An epigram Is what we say,
after a mans death, about him.
Mandolins are high Chinese Of
ficials.
Ali Bahia means that you were
somewhere else when you COM
mitted the crime.-The Imperial
Life Guard.
q q o q
The wife who drives from the
back seat isn't any worse than
the husband who cooks from the
dining room table.
y q q q
Our pathway Is a rocky one.
said the sparrow to his wife
When all we see Is tire tracks
On the broad highway Of life.
q q u q
The young lady collector
OF antiques who acquired .
horsehair chair understands
now why her grandmother
wore six petticOats.
q = q q
Who Is that man over there
swapping his fingers1"
That's a deaf mute with the
hiccoughs."
q d q q
EDO you suffer from pink
tOOtIaRwush9"
Yes"
''Then why don't yOu get
a green one2v
q q q q
we have a mummy in this
museum that has had some
wheat In his hand since the days
Of the Pharaohs."
WELL rejoined Mr.. Jenes,
Td advise him not to hold on
any longer. Wheat'n never be
my higher"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09

The neW1yweda were on their
honeymoOn. They had the draw
Ing room and the groom gave
the porter a dollar not 70 tell
anybody on the train they were
married. When the happy couple
went In Tor breakfast next morn
Ing All the passengers snickered.
The groom called the porter
and demanded did you tell
anybody on the train we were
Just married"
mo sir" said the porter. Il
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-04-09

How goss your companion
ship marriagef"
mot 20 good. lost my wifes
address"
q q y q
Goodness, 0e0rgel This Is not
our babyl This IL the wrong
carriage"
shut up This Is a better car
riage."
q q q q
Some people seem 70 think
wedding is only q funeral where
you smell your own flowers.