Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1932-04-21
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parently modelled on the early eff
forts of African savages" and
paintings which seem to be the
work of mad methematicians,"
Dean Inge of st. Paul's hopes
they'll "be banished to the bath
room or eve further"
NEW HAVEN, Conn.-Chim-
pangees are mannerly-if you
keep your eye on them. Yale sa-
wants studying them say they eat
like gentlemen when attendants
are watching them, but when
they think no ones looking they
snap food at each other with their
spoons.
KANSAS CITY-Charles Ber-
nard st. John is a frequent, if not
a hearty eater. Charley, who
weighed one pound at birth eight
days ago, eats IL meals daily.
Each consists of a tablespoon of
milk.
NEW PHILADELPHIA, o.
Two islands have gone travelling.
They moved 80 feet down the
Tuscarawas river. Residents fig
ure heavy rains aided their wan
derlust.
CHARLESTON, w. Va D. G..
Coleman doesn't say detectives
are dumb, but he isn't taking any
chances. He dropped in at police
station to say some meanie had
stolen his salt and pepper suit.
With him he brought a package of
salt and pepper, carefully mixed,
so the slueths couldn't go wrong.
NEW YORK-When some one
you know dies, don't weep-dance.
That's the advice of Florence
Royce, noted ballet mistress. She
recalls that the Greeks, instead of
weeping during funeral orations,
expressed their sadness by dane
ers.
LONDON - The humble night
shirt is staging a comeback and
is all the rage among London
blades. It's q throwback to the
old fashioned night shirt, only it's
brilliantly colored and has a belt
around the waist.
PHILADELPHIA-Take it from
Lieutenant Commander Cornelius
Dugan, go and veteran of four
wars, the Civil War is "the only
real war we've had" He says the
others were mainly on paper"
CALCUTTA-Speed is some
thing the world has too much of,
says Rabindranath Tagore, poet
and philosopher. Tagore, who
reached 70 recently, said the
worlds ceaseless passion for
speed is slowly undermining civil
iZation.
iUONDON-Here's a system of
fines that is fine for the orphan.
Every time Mrs. J. L. Wood of
Heme Hemstead misses church or
catches a salmon or kills a stag,
she "fines" herself. With the
money thus saved, 500 pounds, she
has endowed two beds in an or
phanage.
PAYETTE, Ida. C. Stewart
may not be a two-gun sheriff but
he's a two-wheeled me. Economic
ing county commissioners refused
to finance operation of his auto
mobile, so now he's riding old
Oregon trail territory ON a bicycle.
STAR CITY, Ark.-"Take it or
leave it," said Alex Maddox, N,
negro farmer, as he forked over
4,O19 pennies to pay his taxes. He
had been saving them so years.
The collector took it.
~OTTAWA-Because distemper
raised ructions with sled dogs, an
Eskimo family at Wagner Inlet
trained two bear cubs to harness,
the Royal Canadian mounted po-
lice reports. At night the bears
slept in the igloo side by side
with the kiddies.
NEW YORK-A comedy widow
may travel around the world and
find nary a romance. Ninety-six
of them arrived still heart free
on the liner Empress of Britain
after a globe-girdling cruise.
'g8ligible bachelors, huhl" they
said.
AUSTIN, Texas-Did Harvey S.
Haynes of the Minnesota Humane
Education society blushl He sent
Governor Sterling Of Texas a wire
urging him to stop a bull fight in
Piedras Negras "for h~umanity's
sake" The governor wired back:
@Tf you consult your geography
you will find Piedras Negras is
in Mexico" !.