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The Washington times., 1932-08-09
RGttLesnQke Bites
NeU Market Woman

HARRISONBURG, Va, Aug. 9.
Mrs. Roberta Rowe, of New Mar
ket, is recovering here today
from rattlesnake bite. received
at night in, the MaSsanutten
Mountains.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
WALSH TO DISCUSS
SALES TAX PLANS
Levy on Manufacturer to Be
Outlined at Radio
Forum.

The manufacturers sales tax will be
discussed tonight by Senator Walsh of
Massachusetts,, speaker in the National
Radio Forum arranged by The Wash
ington Star and broadcast over WRC
and q coast-to-coast network Of other
National Broadcasting Co. stations.
Senator Walsh is member OF the
Senate Finance Committee and author
of the Walsh amendment to the pend
ing revenue bill, levying tax OF LIS
per cent on manufacturers sales. The
general tax he sponsors Is substitute
for many Of the individual sales and
nuisance taxes carried in the revenue
bill
The Parade of the States program at
$50 will honor Indiana. The special
musical features include an orchestral
arrangement Of "On the Indiana Speed
way" "On the Banks of the Wabash"
and college Songs Of Indiana" The
artists will be Veronica Virgins, con-
tralto; a vocal chorus and Emo Rapee's
Orchestra.
Tibbett to Sing.
Lawrence Tibbett will feature the
Prologue" to "Pagliacci" in his weekly
recital at 7:30 He also will sing THE
Cuban Love Song" and de Glory
Melodies from the pen of George
Gershwin are included in the program
Of Harry Horlick's Gypsies. Other Sc
lections range from an excerpt from
Lehar's "Frasquita" to Beethoven's
Turkish March,"
Johnny Weissmuller, world swimming
champion and "Tarzan" Of the talking
screen, will make his only Washington
radio appearance during the Air Review
program over WRC at l0:l5. Phil
Lampkin, popular orchestra conductor,
also will make his radio debut on the
same program, presenting two trumpet
solos. My Hero" from THE Chocolate
Soldier" and When Day Is Done"
Opens New Series
Morton Downey will begin a new
series Of programs tonight at o'clock
over WMAL and associated Columbia
stations. He will be accompanied by
Freddy Rich's Orchestra.
Irving Kaufman will tmpersonate
Maurice Chevalier singing "One Hour
With You as a feature Of the Bath
Club program. He also will sing You're
My Everything" and Il Love Louisa, :"
from THE Band Wagon"
Claire Madgette. French prima donna,
will feature a currently popular German
melody in her broadcast at O'Clock
Sam Lanin and his orchestra will assist
her.
Drama Club Feature.
"A Morning Call" will be presented
over VOL tonight by the American
University Dramatic Club. This sta
tion'S musical features include concert
by the Silver String Revelers and a re-
cital by Agnes Fisher. soprano.
The Bliss Glee Club and Leila Endi-
colt, popular Washington blues" singer,
will contribute to the program Of WJSV.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
MRS. Belmont OFFERS
EQUAL RIGHTS PRIZES
Essay Contest for College Girls
Will Close February Trips
Also to Be Awarded,

Mrs. o. H. p Belmont, president of
the National Woman's Party, will offer
first and second prizes Of $500 and 5000,
respectively, for the best essay between
1000 and 5000 words in length writ
ten by q college girl on the subject of
"The Equal Rights Amendment to the
Constitution" 1t was announced here
today.
Manuscripts must be in the hands
Of the judges before midnight February
l. 1888. In addition to the cash awards
the winners will receive a round trip
to Washington with all expenses paid
for the occasion Of the prize awards
in June Of next year. Essays must
be unsigned and accompanied by a
sealed envelope containing the authors
name. All participants in the contest
must be undergraduates carrying a full
time l5-hour schedule in college.
Judges Of the contest will be Inez
Hayes Irwin. president Of the Authors
League Of America; Ruth Hale, founder
OF the Lucy Stone League; Fannie
Hurst, novelist; Judge Genevieve R.
Cline, of the United States Customs
Court, and Mrs. Fremont Older, author
Further information regarding the
contest is available at the Woman,s
Party headquarters, 144 B street
northeast.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
TODAY'S ADJUSTMENTS.

NationaL"Captain Applejack." at
$40. pm.
Gayety - Gladys Clark and Harry
Steppe, burlesque, at AIS and s:l5
pm.
Palace-"As You Desire Me-" at
1l:45 am, las. 3:45, 5:45, 7:45 and
9:45 pm.
Columbia-"Grand Hotel" st 2:30
and $3.50 pm. All seats reserved.
Earie-"The Tenderfoot," at HIS
am. 1:30, $40, $50, and 1915 pm
Stage shows at 1875, $50, S, 7:lo and
9:25 pm.
Loew's Fox-"Society Girl" at l1:1o
am, 1:55. APT. 7:17 and 9:57 pm.
Stage shows with Johnny Weissmuller
in person, at 1903, 3:35, 6:25 and 9:05
pm.
R-K-O Keith's+"Radio Patrol" at
1919 am, 1:24, 3:29, 5:34, 7:39 and
9:44 pm. "Five-Year Plan" at 1927,
2:32. 4:37, 642 and 8:47pm.
Metropolitan-"So Big" at II am,
l2:46, 2:32, Alb, 6:04, 7:50 and 938
pm.
TivolL When a Feller Needs a
Friend" at 2:30, 4:20, sos, 7:55 and
9:40 pm.
CentralE"Tarzan, the Ape Man."
from II am. to II pm.
Ambassador-"So Big" at z, AIS,
sos, 1855 and 9:45 pm.
Evening star., 1932-05-30

Commodity prices in China are higher
than at any time last year.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
WyDN 1855 Meters.
w NN $50 KilocycleS,

WRC S15.6 Metefs.
AsN $50 Kilocycles.
3:0o-Description of the Suburban
Handicap.
3:30-Culbertson on Bridge.
3:45-The Lady Next Door.
4:00-"May We PRESENT."
4:l5-"Skippy"
4:30-Swanee SerenaderS.
4:45-The Songsters.
5:00-A Memorial Day Reunion.
5:30-Waldorf- Astoria Orchestra.
5:45 PM. Advt
HAPPY TOLMANIZERS
Fred East-Baritone
Bill Raymond-Tenor
Bob Gotta-Accompanist
Sponsored by Tolman Laundry
Phone Cleveland 1900
Evening star., 1932-05-30
ANIMAL SHOW ARRIVES
Gentry Brothers to Exhibit in
Various Parts of City.

The Gentry Brothers trained animal
shows arrived in town yesterday and
camped on the lot at Wisconsin avenue
and S street for stay of seven show
days. with the last performances next
Monday.
The show opens at $50 this after
noon, with an evening performance
beginning at o'clock It will be at
the Wisconsin avenue lot today and
tomorrow and on Wednesday will move
to Georgia avenue and Military road
Thursday performances will be given In
Silver Spring, Md: on Friday at Wis
consin avenue and Yuma street; on
Saturday at Rhode Island avenue and
Seventeenth street northeast. and on
Monday on c street between Eighteenth
and Nineteenth southeast.
The show features dogs, ponies, pigs
monkeys and other trained animals in
acrobatic feats.
Evening star., 1932-05-30

6:30-The Merry Dairymen.
6:45-The Goldbergs.
7:OO-The Tar Water Sisters.
7:l5-String Quartet.
7:3O-Lawrence Tibbett and William
Merrigan Days Orchestra.
SOLITARY Horlick's Gypsies.
8:3O-Parade of the States-Indiana.
9:OO-National Radio Forum - THE
Manufacturers Sales Tax" by
Senator Walsh of Massachusetts,.
9:30-Correct Time.
9:31-Kay Donna, contralto.
10 :00-Last- minute news.
1O:O2-Russ Columbo.
lO:15-lO:3O PM. Advt
| Johnny WEISMULLER
| (Tarzan)
| Under Auspices Of the
NORGE REFRIGERATOR
And Phil Lampkin in the Norse-Fox
| Radio Review
l0:30-St Regis Orchestra.
10:45-Cab Calloways Orchestra.
l1:00-Ralph Kirbery.
II :05-Buddy Rogers Orchestra.
IL :3O-Weather forecast.
11:3l-Harry Reser's Eskimos.
IL :OO-Earl Hines Orchestra.
1890 to l:00-Terrace Gardens Or
chestra.
Early Program Tomorrow.
630a-Tower Health Exercises.
7:00a-"On the 8:l5."
7:l5a-Morping Devotions.
:30a-Cheerio.
8:00a-Gene and Glenn.
8:l5a-"Top O. the Morning"
83Oa-Tom Brennie.
8:45a-Food program.
Ooa-Banjoleers.
915a-Sparkling music.
930a-Hints to Housewives.
9:45a-Breen and De Rose.
l0:OOa-"Your Child" by DR.. Ella Op-
penheimer.
lO:l5a-Radio Household Institute.
:30a-United States Army Band
ll:O0a-The Electric Circle.
1l:l5a-"The Real George Washing
ton," by Charles Colfax Long.
IL :30a-On Wings of Song.
IL :OOm-Classic Varieties.
IL: :3O-National Farm and Home Hour.
l:3O-The Syncopators.
l:45-Dorothy Berliner. pianist.
2:OO-Vocal Art Quartet.
2:30-'Political Hitch Hiking" by
Lenore Ronney.
2:45-Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
3:l5-N. B. C. Feature.
3:45-The Lady Next Door.
4:OO-Charles G. Spross, pianist.
4:15-"Skippy."
4:30-Garden Melodies.
4:45-Vocational Guidance by the XII
wants Club.
5:oo-Waldorf-A Orchestra.
5:30-Melody Briefs.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
5000, 900 BOND DEFAULT
SEEN IN COOK COUNTY
Failure to Sell Tax Anticipation
Warrants Responsible
for Action.

BY the Associated Press
CHICAGO, May 30-County Treas
urer Joseph B. McDonough announced
yesterday That Cook County must de-
fault June on about 100000 in bonds
and interest
Delay in collection Of taxes and fail
ure to find buyers for $5,000,000 worth
Of 1882 tax anticipation warrants will
be responsible for the default, McDon-
ough said. As yet, only II per cent of
the 1880 tax toll Of $29H,000,000 in
Chicago and Cook County has been
collected.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
Cats and Dogs Used by Reds.

WARSAW, Poland, May 30 (Pl.-The
police Of Warsaw accused communists
today Of using cats and dogs to spread
their propaganda by tying handbills to
the animals necks, legs and tails.
They said they had found scores Of
frightened animals, which had been
treated thus, running through the
streets and public, gardens.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
Today on the Radio


notwithstanding by John Mccor-
mack.
1o:45a-With the Composers.
II 1:00a-Beauty Hints.
u:15a-"What We Hear in Music"
IL :45a-Modern Melodies.
12:00m-Jo Flynn, soprano.
music.
1880 to 1:00-Request program for
Mount Alto Hospital.
3:00-Sports Hour.
4:00-"Eat and Keep Fit" by Or. L. r.
Kebler.
4:15-The Vikings.
5:O0NSomething for Everyone.
5:15-Mickey.
5:30-Making Of q Regular.
WJSV ;os;a sa Meter! Meters:
3:00-Howard Moore. baritone.
3:45-Musical Memories.
4:00-Gaffer Grey.
4:15-songs by Jimmy Nichols.
4:30-The Professor.
4:45-Tea Time Music.
5:30-News Flashes
5:45-Musical Interlude.
6:00-Michaux Radio Revival.
7:00-Market report.
7:I5-Special Feature.
7:30-'We Three"
7:45-Dance Music
8:00-Bliss Glee Club.
8:30-Program by Washington Police
Post, the American Legion.
9:00-Leila Endicott, blues" singer.
S:15-Special program.
9:30-The Nurserymen.
1000 to 10:l5-News flashes.
Early Program Tomorrow.
s:00a-Nancy and Bill.
9:00a-The Record Album.
9:15a-Science and Education.
9:3ca-Musical Parade.
0:00a-Modern Living.
0:30a-Household Chat.
10:45a-Helpful Hints.
11:15a-George Emmons, organist
IL :45a-Studio feature.
1l:58a-Time signals.
IL :00m-Anna Meeks, contralto.
12:15-Dance Music.
Town -Harpers Ferry
program.
l2:45-Dance tunes.
1:30-Alexandria Ministerial Associa-
ton.
1:50-Gospel Choir.
2:l0-Ira Hockenberry. soprano.
2:45-Helen E. O'Neil, dramatic reader.
3:15-Ray Robinson. baritone.
3:45-Popular ballads.
4:l5-"Your Health"
4:45-Tut, Romie and Lennie.
5:15-Greencastle program.
5:30-News flashes.
WCVU TelevisiOn.
"oAJ 1850 Kilocycles.
Silent on Holidays.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
Major Radio Features
SPEECHES.

SPEECHES.
The Manufacturers Sales Tax" by
Senator Walsh of Massachusetts,. in
the National Radio Forum, WRC,
900.
DRAMA.
Goldbergs, WRC. 6:45; Hollywood
Whispers, WMAI, 9:l5.
VARIETY.
Kate Smith, WMAL, 7:30; Lawrence
Tibbett and Days Orchestra, WRC,
7:30; Mildred Hunt and Lanin's Or
chestra, WMAL, 800: The Gypsies,
WRC, 500: An Evening in Paris,
WMAL, $50; Parade of the States
WRC, $50; Ralph Kirbery, WRC,
HOO.
DANCE MUSIC.
st. Regis Orchestra, WRC, 1890; Noble
Sissle's Orchestra, WMAL, 1890:
Buddy Rogers Orchestra, WRC,
11:05; Joe Reichman's Orchestra,
WMAL, 11:30: Harry Reser's Eski-
mos, WRC, 1881.
Evening star., 1932-05-30
The Dial Log.
Stations Heard in Washington Regularly

Flashes from The Evening Star, a
resume OF world news, is broadcast
daily at 5:45 p.m., by WMAL.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12

rendition on the Tyre, and Adam never
griped about a balanced diet and his
vitamins a, b, d, x, and y. Mother
Goose never worried about dandruff
and falling feathers, and it wasn't
necessary for Pocahontas to rinse her
indies every evening.
Robinhood, in spite of his fiat feet,
was just as spry and gay as Sherlock
Holmes with fallen arches, and evil
IDENTIFY Methuselah in his 900 years
sojourn, didn't take seriously the doc
tors advice on high blood pressure.
Worry never worried Solomon, OF
he wouldn't have had so many wives.
And so, if these famous people
couldn't take the time to make creases
in their brows in those days, why
worry about a little depression now,
Anyway, the depression is over. The
trouble is to make people believe it.
Now, I've ceased to worry for an
other week.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12
TWENTY-FIVE LICENSES
ARE ISSUED DURING WEEK
Record for Month of May is 119;
4 Marked Don't Publish"

Twenty-three marriage licenses
were issued during the week ending
Monday at noon at the Office of the
Clerk of the Circuit Court in Oak
land. The record for May is 119, made
in 1928. Last year ia licenses were
issued during the month.
Four licenses issued last week were
marked don't publish" while one ap-
plicant was refused license.
William Eugene Rogers, 81, road
worker, and Olive Marion Ice, clerk,
both of Fairmont, w. Va.
Samuel Ashworth Slusser, 81, truck
driver, and Belva May Hurst, 81, stu
dent, both of Shinnston, W.. Va.
Stanley Calvin Trail, 81, farmer,
Little Orleans, Nd, and Annie Miller,
10, Hancock, Nd.
Marion Francis Null, &c, tool dres-
ser, West Union, w. Va, and Mary
Cox, 81, New Milton, W. Va.
Mike Hobjencik, 20, miner, and
Ruby Blankenchick, "a, both of Flint,
West Va.
James Allison Bennett, 81, waiter,
and Alice Henderson, 81, both of
Clarksburg, W. Va.
Earl Rex Clevenger, "a, steel work.
err, and Kathleen Morgan, 81, both of
Clarksburg, W. Va.
Theodore Herman Polling, 81, labor
er, and Mildred Kisemore, 18, both of
Cumberland, Md.
Basil Richard Heavener, Is (par-
ents' consent), farmer, and Mary
Pauline Hyre, II (parents' consent),
both of Frenchton, w. Va.
Lloyd William Deaner, 81, laborer,
and Mildred Ann Sehn, 10, both of
Kanther, Pa.
Allen Wesley Byers, 81, farmer, and
Willo Vanetta Fearer, 10, both of New
Salem, Pa.
Robert Earl Little, 81, miner, and
Evelyn Ruth Dennis, 16 (parents
consent), both of Fredericktown, Pa
Philip Louis Rice, %, laborer, and
Anna Belle Vittie, 81, both of Union
town, Pa.
Albert Martin Hawley, 25, student
and Viola Lucille Talbot, Fl, student
both of Elkins, w. Va.
Lloyd Densel Sayres, 27, farmer
Bridgeport, W. Va, and Elizabeth
Hayhurst, 29, farmer, Fairmont, W
Va.
Playford Mansfield Spiker, 80, min.
err, and Opal Gay Ice, %, school teach
er, both of Shinnston, w. Va.
Herbert Stanley Martin, 81, truck
driver, Uniontown, Pa, and Virgie
Ethel Hinebaugh, 20, Carolina, w. Va
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12
KEMPTON
D. A. Sell Dead


D. A. Sell, aged 70 years, is dead as
a result of an attack of pneumonia,
which he recently suffered. He had
been a resident of Kempton for a
number of years. Funeral services
were held at the church in Texas,
Preston county, with interment in the
church cemetery. Surviving are his
widow, four sons, two daughters and
three step-sons.
School News
Report cards for the third term of
school were delivered to the students
last week.
The senior class of the high school
will present it's play, "Baby Steps
Out" in the community building on
May 81. The play, comedy of life
in three acts, is based on complica-
lions of modern family life. The cast
includes Elmer Morris, VIM. Pavish,
Jr., Edna Morris, Beatrice Wilson,
Christine Morris, Virginia Tomikel,
Ellsworth Maybeck, Robert Turek, w.
Baxter, VIM. Knonik, Elsie Morris
and Anna Kushki.
The volley and hitball teams are do
ing some good practice work as is
also the relay team.
Mr.. Walter Reichenbecher and Miss
Kathryn Speicher attended a teachers
conference in Oakland on Wednesday
Personal and General
Miss Viola Broadwater and Walter
Reichenbecher spent the weekend at
their homes in Grantsville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil Lantz and Mr.
E. P. Holland spent Sunday at Mr.
Lantz's home at Aurora, w. Va.
Mrs. L. w. Duling attended the fun
eral of her cousin, the late Isaac
Thornton Emmart, which was held at
the M. E. church at Headsville, w
Va, Tuesday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. J. Wotring an
nounce the marriage of their daugh-
ter, Genevieve, to Mr.. Melvin E. Wot-
ring, at Cumberland on Wednesday,
Mr.. and Mrs. H. G. Likins and Efie
Doddrill were visitors here on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. MulleneX and
daughters Mary and Dorseleen were
here as guests of their daughter, Mrs
George Sewers, Jr.
Rev. Eskew, of Thomas, W. Va.
preached an interesting sermon here
Friday evening.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12
West Virginia Lutheran Synod
To Convene Tuesday

Mr.. D. E. Orendorf and Rev. C. A.
Shilke will represent st. Marks Luth-
eran church, Oakland, at the twentieth
anniversary meeting of the Synod of
West Virginia, which will open its
sessions Tuesday morning of next
week at the Lutheran church in Fair
mont.
Wednesday evening will be given
over to historic meeting in celebra-
ton of the twentieth anniversary of
the organization of the Synod. Mr..
B. H. Sincell represented the local
Lutheran church at the organization
meeting. DIR. A. R. Wentz, professor
of Church History of the Lutheran
Seminary at Gettysburg, will be the
special speaker upon this occasion.
Thursday afternoon and evening
will be in charge of the Brotherhoods
of the Synod at which several local
men will appear as speakers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12
BETHLEHEM

There will be Sunday school next
Sunday at ten o'clock at the U. B.
church. Everyone invited to attend.
Quite a number Of people from this
community attended the funeral of
Mrs. Dorsey Harvey at Sand Flat on
Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. Julia Hardesty, who has been
seriously ill for some time, shows
little Improvement.
Mrs. Sarah C. Harvey, who has been
confined to her bed for a couple of
weeks with an attack of influenza, is
now able to be up.
Chester Hutcheson, of Loeb Lynn,
has been hauling quite a bit of lime
to some of the farmers of this COM
munity.
Lester White, of Cumberland, spent
the weekend with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. G. A. White.
Miss Eliza Schooley, of Mountain
Lake Park, has been visiting her
brother, William Schooley.
BENZ. Paugh and Rev. C. E. Cuppett,
Loeb Lynn, were welcome callers in
this community on Sunday.
Mrs. Emily Tinker and daughter
Elizabeth, of Morgantown, spent the
weekend at the home of Bell Tasker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Simpson and
family visited Mr.. and Mrs. John
Rowan last Sunday.
Sunday visitors at the home of j. T.
Moon were Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Cal
houn, Kingwood; Mr.. and Mrs. Boyd
Moon and family, Oliver Beachy and
family, all of Bittinger; Misses Mabel
and Verna Harvey, Elinor Tasker and
Susie Moon and Charles Ashby.
Sunday visitors at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. A. T. Tasker were Mr.. and
Mrs. Ralph Pritts and son Junior and
BENZ. Steele, of Swanton; Hazel Har-
desty and Elizabeth Tinker.
Miss DIN Wilson spent the week.
end with friends in Kitzmiller.
Charles Harvey and D. W. Herman
were business callers in Kitzmiller on
Saturday evening.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12
~ IMPROVED
UNIFORM INTERNATlON
:SoeHSo0ool
i(Ry REV. p. B. FITzwATER. D. D.. Mem
= Der Of Faculty, Moody Bible
Institute Of Chica&o.l
. &c. 1882. Western Newspaper Union.l
Lesson for May Is
JACOB AT BETHEL

LESSON TEXT-Genesis 2s:1o-17.
GOLDEN TEXT-And, behold, am
with thee, and will keep thee in all
places whittier thou goest, and will
bring thee again into this land; for
viii not leave thee. until have done
that which have spoken to thee Of.
PRIMARY TOPIC-Flnding God in .
Strange Place.
JUNIOR TOPIC@Jacob Makes .
Great Discovery.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP
1C-What Jacob Learned at Bethel.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOP.
IC-Face to Face With God.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12
SOME WISE SAYINGS

The chances we get are mostly self
made.-Royston.
To do nothing is in many cases to
do a positive wrong, and, as such, re-
quires a positive punishment.-Por-
teuS.
It is much safer to reconcile an en-
envy than to conquer him; victory may
deprive him Of his poison, but recon
collation. Of his will.-Feltham.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12

Tom A. Collaros, SO, painter, and
Anna Virginia Eek, Is, both of Clarks-
burg, West Va.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12

Coming out of The Republican Of
flee rather late on Tuesday night fell
low hiccoughed an inquiry as to where
he was. Told he was on Second street
between Green and Alder streets, he
cried, "To thunder with the details;
what city is it,"
The World Isn't So Bad
If you're in the mood to shuttle off
this mortal ball, just think:
Razors pain you;
| Rivers are damp;
| Acids stain you;
| And drugs cause cramp,
Guns aren't lawful;
Moses give;
Gas smells awful
You might as we'll live.
(From "It Is Alleged" column in the
Spencer Times-Record, by Clay v.
Miller):
News Item: "The radio is the
greatest invention the world has ever
known"
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen;
this is radio station BIZ broadcasting
to you from the main studios in New
York for the next half hour we are to
listen to Bill Fooote and his Five Lit
tie Toes broadcasting red hot dance
music from the big dipper room Of
the hotel Astorvilt this program is
coming to you through the courtesy of
the Safe-T Suspender Company of
Pantz, Idaho.
Your father your grandfather your
great-grandfather and possibly your
great-grandmother used Safe-T sus-
penders why don't you? Remember
our motto, "Safe-T's will not let you
down." Try Safe-T tonight and no
tice the difference next morning no
coated tongue no bad breath they're
toasted that's why. Only the ripe vel
low mellow rubber of the rubber trees
goes into Safe-T suspenders no harsh
irritants are allowed and that's why
we say "Reach for Safe-T with
Safety" and now ladies and gentle
men as 1 told you before Bill Foote
and his Five Little Toes are all ready
to go with their first number walk
ing with SUSIE" and who'd want to
walk with Susie or anyone else with
out suspenders Ha! Ha! l hope you
don't mind my wisecracks Are yuh
listenin'?
Seems as though there was quite a
mixup at the Owls Club meeting re-
Gently when a glass of salt water in
tended for Grover Monk Stemple was
quickly seized and gobbled up by Neil
Cusser Fraley and Frank Augustus
Smouse. And when say mixup, l
mean just that.
No Worry in Those Days
Worry today is putting more
creases in brows than hot weather
does in my clothes. In the old days
people didn't have to worry, so why
do we? Samson wasn't bad jaw
bone swinger, and it's a two to one
bet he never had pink toothbrush
complex. Cleopatra used to ride in
the rumble seat of a gondola of her
boy friends and never worried about
B. O., and fretting about halitosis
never seemed to cramp the style of
Don Juan.
Lady Godiva had no worry about
chapped, rough skin when taking her
gallop that made long hair and white
horses famous. It is doubtful if Bru-
tus spent fifteen minutes a day in
brushing up on his Latin, and Achilles
didn't spend any sleepless nights over
athletes foot.
There is no record that David, the
first crooner, gargled before and after
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1932-05-12

Over in West Virginia, the past few
weeks, the towns have placed signs
at the edge of the corporate limits:
Caution; drive slowly and with care.
Town full of candidates" It is said
that in one thinly populated county.
one-third of the citizens are running
for Office. Now if the candidate had
as many relatives as there are Fra
ices and Friends in Friendsville, or
Brownings, in Garrett county, his
election would be certain.
A card received by me few days
ago contains this slogan: Raising
He'll for Justice" 1 don't believe JUS
tice would want hell raised. But that's
West Virginia affair. They can raise
lot of things over there.
StOOcOmplicated
"Whatchagotinya packidge?"
"Sabook."
"Wassanaimuvitt?
"Sadickshunery, fullonaimes. Gonna
gettaplecedog angottagetanaimfer-
im."
Coming out of The Republican Of
flee rather late on Tuesday night a fell
low hiccoughed an inquiry as to where
he was. Told he was on Second street
between Green and Alder streets, he
cried, "To thunder with the details;
what city is it?"