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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1932-08-25
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Hog Cholera Reported
In Gales Farm Herd

Gales, August 23-Hog cholera has
broken out on the Heye Flesner farm
and from all indications he will lose
all but few of a herd of over 100.
Clarence Jeske who works near
Tracy was a visitor at the Alanson
Reynolds home Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Flesner are
the parents of an eight pound son
born Saturday afternoon. Mrs. F..
w. Reynolds is caring for mother and
baby.
Mrs. E. J. Kaunzner was taken
very i'll Friday and is now in the
hospital at Tracy for treatments.
Mrs. Ed. Michigan and Lucille Lar
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbert Flesner
and Mr.. and Mrs. Caleb Olson were
among those who called at the Harry
Flesner home Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Kauzner
and baby of Minneapolis arrived in
Tracy Saturday night to see his
mother, Mrs. E. j. Kauzner who is
patient in the hospital there. They
returned to their home Monday.
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Redwood Falls where they will make
their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Weldon and
Elsie Howe of Redwood Falls were
visitors here Wednesday evening.
Miss Bertha Schottenbauer was a
caller at Marshall Wednesday eve
ming.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glen Noting and sons
and Mrs. Herman Hart spent Thurs
day afternoon at Sanborn.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar Winn and fam
lily went to Redwood Falls Sunday TO
attend dinner at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Greene. Their son
Roger remained for longer visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. E. Sinclair and
son Donald went to Redwood Falls
Sunday to visit Jane Mcmillan. They
returned home accompanied by their
daughter, Cathryn, who was visiting
there.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Schwandt
returned Thursday from Candy where
they attended the funeral of Joseph
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PAGE NINE

Herhusky, brother of Mrs. Sch
wandt's.
Mrs. Maymie Auckland and four
daughters were visitors at the john
Noting home Tuesday.
Elaine Bradish left for her home at
Marshall Sunday after visiting at the
home of DIR. and Mrs. F. w. Brey.
The fire department was called to-
the farm home of Mrs. William Jeske
Friday afternoon to put out a fire
that destroyed straw pile in the
farm yard which was closed to the
buildings. The fire is believed to-
have started by children playing
near the straw pile.
Miss Theresa Daub was a caller at
Redwood Falls Friday.
Matt Schueller and daughters ac-
companied by Miss Inez Weldon went
to West Bend, Iowa Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Jacobson and
family of Marshall spent from Sun
day until Friday at the home of the
formers sister, Mrs. Victor Berg
strom.
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Walnut Grove
Continued From Page 81


Lidenburg.
The Ladies Aid Society of the Tri-
nifty Lutheran church had picnic at
the grove Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Magnell of ST.
Peter called at the Axel Nordstrom
home Tuesday afternoon on their way
to Tracy.
Mrs. B. R. Briske and daughter
Darlene visited at the home of her
son-in-law and daughter, Mr.. and
Mrs. Elmer Horning at Revere last
week.
Miss Adelaide Winge of Madison
was the guest of Miss Mildred Hes
nault last week.
Rev. and Mrs. Edward Peterson of
Avoca who have been visiting at the
Rev. R. E. Borg home returned to
their home Thursday
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Stearns en-
tertained his nephew, Frank Stearns
of Webster City, Iowa last week.
Rev. A. C. Dahms and family of
Chicago came Thursday for a visit
at the home of his brother, M. A.
Dahms and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. R. Blethen enter
tanned Miss Hazel johnson and Mrs.
Mary Mudeking of Minneapolis last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Schnormier
and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Schnomier and baby returned We'd
nesday evening from Iowa where
they attended the funeral of William
Schnonier's sister.
Mrs. w. G. Mcdonald entertained
at a series of quilting parties last
week.
The Congregational Sunday school
members held weiner roast on the
church lawn Tuesday evening.
Mrs. George Stevens was a Mar
shall caller Wednesday afternoon.
Rev. and Mrs. Yackel and child of
Indiana visited from Friday until
Saturday at the home of his sister,
Mrs. Lee Hullet.
Mrs. Albin Anderson and daugh-
tiers, Agnes and Avis and Mrs. Ted
Holt and Lillian Prail visited at the
Mrs. Paul Nelson home Thursday af-
ternoOn.
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Interesting News Items
From Middle Creek

Rev. and Mrs. Adolph Lentz and
family of South Shore, South Dakota
were Friday visitors at the Peter
Shippman home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Antonson of
Buffalo Lake were Saturday visitors
at the Frank Schumacher home.
Mrs. Jay Franklin entertained II
boys and girls at a birthday party
given in honor of her son, Jack, Tues
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Schroeder and
family were Sunday dinner guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Becker.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. o. Tatting and
daughter Betty Jean and Gretchen of
Nicollet accompanied by Mrs. E. M.
Schmidt left Friday for Cathay,
North Dakota where they will visit
relatives.
Mrs. Margaret Dreyer of Minnea-
polls is visiting her son and daugh-
ter-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin
Dreyer.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. J. Lindeman and
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Schmidt spent
Sunday at Fort Ridgely.
Mrs. Mary Roper and sons of Nor
ton were dinner guests at the Frank
Schumacher home Sunday.
The w. M. S. was entertained by
Mrs. Henry Schmidt at the church
parlors, Wednesday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs, Arthur Stillmacker
and family were Sunday dinner
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Peters at
New Avon.
Lucille Schumacher spent the past
week with Winifred Schoonover at
Lewisville.
Grace Schafer is employed at the
Oelshager cafe in Danube.
Evelyn Fluck visited with Estella
Pfeiffer Sunday.
Bob Campbell of Redwood Falls
and friend Charles Sampson Of Glen
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a caller at the Charles Berberick
home Friday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Raddatz were
Sunday evening callers at the Harry
Schons home.
Walter Mertz Jr. and Harold
Farver of Redwood Falls We're guests
at the Lester Becker home Sunday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ebert Meyer and Mr..
and Mrs. August Matter and children
of Shutdown called at the Sylvester
Steffl home Sunday evening.
Ben MCGOWAN of Morton visited at
the v. C. Hopfenspirger home Thurs
day afternoon.
Mrs. William Cannot and daugh-
ter, Mrs. Otto Gerstmann and Miss
Veronica Wohlford were business
callers at Springfield Thursday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Thompson and
James Rasmussen motored to Sisse-
ton, South Dakota. On their return
lTlp, MT. NdSSHuSScu FiSlIcU VIII NIL
and Mrs. Leo Backer at Browns VAL
ley.
Mrs. Emil Grabow and niece, Mary
Lou Grabow Of Elmore, South Dako-
ia, and their guests, Mrs. Cast and
son of jamestown, North Dakota
visited Emil Grabow Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kagel and chill
dren and the Misses Ida and Minnie
Kagel of Springfield returned from
their trip to South Dakota Saturday
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. v. Peterson and
Mr.. and Mrs. Jerry Luke picnicked at
Fort Ridgely Sunday.
Ole Kaale of Lamberton was a
business caller here Monday
Mrs. Frank Macho, Mrs. Simpson
and Miss Martha Neudecker were
business callers at Redwood Falls
Monday.
John Zamzow was a caller at the
d. v. Peterson home Monday evening.
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Lake visited at the Jay Franklin
home Tuesday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Taubert and
Sons visited at the Christ Kurtz home
Saturday.
Miss Esther Becker and Mr.. and
Mrs. Albert Zackow entertained the
E. L. C. E. Tuesday evening.
Ruth Gaffney assisted at the E. M.
Schmidt home the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Frederickson
were callers at Morgan several days
last week.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1932-08-25
Redwood Circuit Evangelical
Churches
Rev. o. S. Monson, Pastor

Rev. o. S. Monson, Pastor
North Redwood
Sunday School -----------10 A. NJ.
Average attendance for last quart
er was So. Let's try and do even bet
ter next quarter.
Worship Services --------11 A. NJ.
Evening services at Middle Creek.
Prayer service Thursday evening at
8 o'clock.
The Ladies Aid will meet the Sec
ond Thursday in September.
Youth conference at Middle Creek
Friday, September 2.
Middle Creek
Worship Service -------9:30 A. M.
Baptismal service in connection
with the morning worship.
Sunday School ---------l0:30 A. M.
Average attendance last quarter
was 1877. Let's set our average goal
for $50 next quarter.
E. L. C. E. ----------7:3 P. M.
Evening Service -----------8 P. M.
Friday evening the Mystery Ship
will arrive at Middle Creek. All
young people be on hand.
Family Church Night Wednesday
evening at So'clock. Rev. j. Rutgers
will continue his study in the book of
Revelation. Let's be on hand.
Evangelical Youth Conference Fri
day, September 2.
Rev. A. J. Kurth of Detroit, Mich
igan will be the speaker. Morning
service at 10 o'clock. Afternoon serv-
ice at 2 o'clock and evening service
at o'clock.
You are always invited to worship
with us.
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Interesting News
From North Redwood

. North Redwood of the
band here went to Franklin last
Wednesday evening to play at con-
cert with other bands there at a cele-
bration.
Rev. and Mrs. Adolph Lentz and
children Of Sioux Falls, South Dako-
ia were visitors at the Peter Shipp-
man home last week.
Mrs. Morton and Mr.. and Mrs. A.
D. Tradewell of Fargo were Tuesday
dinner guests of Mr.. and Mrs. r. G.
Schuenert and supper guests Of Miss
Louise Weiss
Miss Ellen Williams of Ruthton
was a guest of Mrs. c. E. johnson
last week
Mrs. w. j. Simondet and family
and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Simondet
and family were Sunday dinner
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Sim
ondet.
Rev. and Mrs. o. S. Monson and
family were Sunday dinner guests OF
Mrs. Adeline Simondet and supper
guests at the Henry Becker home.
w. C. Mann and Mrs. E. A. Mann
and daughter motored to Tamarack
Saturday to take Mrs. Roy Davis and
daughter who have been visiting here
back home. They returned home
Monday.
Mrs. John Ziegler of Belview and
Mrs. C. F. Johnson of Waverly,
South Dakota, visited relatives here
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. johnson and
daughters motored to Balaton Sunday
to see Mr.. Johnson's father who is
seriously i'll.
Mrs. Tom Healy of Vesta and Miss
Lillian Terhell of Milroy visited their
aunt, Mrs. Adeline Simondet, Tues
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. w. Peabody en-
joyed a vacation at Itasca State park
last week.
L. C. Fleischer is busy this week
decorating the interior of the Beck
er lunch room.
Mrs. w. J. Simondet and family
left for their home at Mankato Tues
day after several days visit here.
They were accompanied by Walter
Simondet who will visit there
Mr.. and Mrs. R. c. Scheunert and
daughters enjoyed a vacation at a
lake near Perham last week.
Mrs. E. NJ. Schmidt accompanied
her brother-in-law and sister, Mr.. and
Mrs. Adolph Tatting of Nicollet to
Cathay, North Dakota Thursday
were they are visiting at the home of
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Bluhm.
Attorney and Mrs. Arthur Linde-
man and son Of Minneapolis came up
Tuesday of last week for a short
visit at the home of Mrs. Martha
Lindeman. They were accompanied
by Mrs. Margaret Dreyer who is
visiting at the home OF her son, Mel
vim.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vern Shoemaker and
daughters and Mrs. Jennie Shoemak-
er, Mr.. and Mrs. William Hosken and
daughter Ruth. Mrs. Mary Hosken
and Mr. u. H. Lipp, Mr.. and Mrs. b.
H. Kuenzli and Mr.. and Mrs. j. D.
Ziegler were among those who at
tended the celebration at Fort Ridge
ly Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. w. Simondet and
sons, Mrs. Anna Mas and Mrs. Han
nah WhitcOmb attended the band pic
mic at Cosmos Sunday. Mrs. Whit
comb who had visited here remained
at her home at Lake Lillian.
Mrs. Jennie Shoemaker returned to
her farm home Monday evening after
a months visit at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Vern Shoemaker.
Evening star., 1932-10-28
SHAD AND ALEW|FE
FISHING PROSPERS
Commercial Catch This Year
in Potomac Third Largest
in History.

This seasons shad and alewife COM
mercial fishing in the Potomac River
was reported by the Commerce Depart
ments Bureau of Fisheries today as be-
Ing the third largest in history.
The bureau said the 1882 shad catch
vas valued at Sl73,353 to fishermen.
This included 352 745 roes, and 422, Ill
bucks. totaling 2,264,l68 pounds.
The catch of alewives for the sea-
son amounted to 17l09533 fish. with
total weight of 6,844,613 pounds and
valued at S24O4l.
These figures indicate an increase OF
10 per cent in the volume of Shad taken
IN the Potomac River, and decrease of
10 per cent in the value of the shad
catch, as compared With1931. The catch
OF aleWives decreased per cent, and
their total value decreased 81 per cent.
The bureau pointed out that the
average value to the fishermen of shad
in 1882 was 8 cents pound, as COM
pared with cents in 1881. The average
value Of alewives in 1882 was $l.41
per 1000 pounds, as compared with
1902 in 1881.
About AZ per cent of the shad. from
the standpoint of weight, were taken in
pound nets; So per cent in gill nets, and
the rest with haul seines, the bureau said
More than SO per cent of the alewives
were taken in pound nets The success
OF the gill netters at catching shad ac-
cordlng to the bureau. may be attributed
TO storm in March. which destroyed
many pound nets in the lower part of
the river and in the Chesapeake Bay,
thus permitting the shad to ascend to
the gill net grounds
The bureau said Baltimore dealers
purchased more than half of the shad
taken from the Potomac River and buy
ers along the river took virtually all of
the alewives.
Evening star., 1932-10-28
200 KINDS OF TREES
IN CAPITAL PARKS
Survey Completed, Showing Speci'
mems From Europe, Asia, Africa
and South America.

There are 200 different species of
trees in Washington parks. a survey
preliminary to the taking Of tree CEN
sus in the parks by the Office of Pub
lie Buildings and Public Parks has re-
vealed
Irwin N. Hoffman, naturalist of the
Parks Division. today completed sur
vey. showing that specimens from Eu-
rope, Asia. Africa and South America
are represented here.
Frank T. Gartside. chief of the Parks
Division, commenting on the tree CEN
sus. said:
Garfield Park offers 104 different
tree species, Lafayette Park go. The
White House Grounds contain 81 dis
tinct species, and Franklin Park II.
Stanton Park has the finest group of
wier-cut leaf naples. Lincoln Park
eXcels in willow and pin oaks. Dupont
Circle contain several splendid silver
lindens. Farragut Square has two large
Chinese Scholar trees. There are 800
English elns bordering the Lincoln
Memorial rejecting pools.
The American elm dominates all
species in number in the Washington
parks. An outstanding setting of Amer
lean elms surrounds the Ellipse."
Evening star., 1932-10-28
ARMY ORDERS

Col Charles B. Clark, Infantry. has
been detached ordered from recruiting
duty at Fort Sam Houston, Tex. March
/. to DUTY with National Guard at same
post headquarters.
Col Edmund G. Abbott. Judge Advo-
cate Generals Department, here, will
report to Retiring Board for examina-
ton.
Lieut.. Col. Morgan L. Brett. Ordnance
Department. will be placed on retired
list October 81 by reason of disability in
cident to the service
Capt. Charles S. Sly, Medical Admin
istrative Corps, will be placed on retired
list October 81 by reason of disability
incident to the service.
Capt James H Smith. Coast Artillery,
detached Hawaiian Department, to
United States Disciplinary Barracks,
Alcatraz. Calf.
Lieut.. Robert L. williams. Coast Ar
tillery, is relieved from detail in the Air
Corps and duty at Randolph Field, Tex,
and assigned to 18th Field Artillery,
Fort Barrancas, Fla.
Capt Robert F. Blodgett, Field Artil-
lery, will be placed on retired list Octo-
Der 81 by reason of disability incident
10 the service.
Capt. Everett r. Stevens, Quartermas-
ter Corps, will be placed on retired list
October 81 by reason Of disability Incl
dent to the service.
Promotions to the next higher grade
were announced as follows: Maj.
Samuel R. Dishman, Quartermaster
Corps; Lieut.. Col Ralph M. Parker.
Cavalry; Capt Albert c. Stanford and
First Lieut. Emil K Kollmer, Field
Artillery; Second Lieut.. Jay B. Loveless,
Infantry.
Lieut. James L. Keasler, Infantry, de-
tsched San Francisco Depot, November
Is. to Fort George G. Meade, Maryland.
Col. George 3. Rodney, Cavalry, will
be placed on retired list October 81 by
reason of disability incident to the
service.
Col. Charles c. Allen, Infantry, now
at Philadelphia, relieved from duty in
the Office of the Chief of Infantry,
Washington and detailed to duty with
Organized Reserves in Philadelphia.
Lieut. Emerald F. Sloan, Infantry;
Maj. Frank D. Francis, Medical Corps,
and Capt. Philip A. Scholl, Finance De-
partment. are placed on the retired list
October 81 by reason of disability Incl
dent to the service.
Capt Truman H Martin, Quarter
master Corps Qnfantry), detached from
duties with Army Transport Service
after closing OF the office at Nagasaki
Japan. about October 80, and assigned
as assistant military attache at Toxic
Each of the following Air Corps Off
GERS is detached from the Philippine
Department and assigned as follows:
Lieut.. Richard w. Gibson. Mitche
Field, Long Island Lieut.. wentworth
Goss, Rockwell Field, Calf.
Evening star., 1932-10-28
NAVY ORDERS

Lieut.. Comdr Frank L. Lowe, de-
tached Naval Station, Tutuila, Samoa
in January: to instruction at Naval war
College, Newport, r. I.
Lieut.. Robert B. Crichton, detached
command U. S. S. Kingfisher; to U. 8.
s. Nevada as assistant engineer ofhcer.
Lieut.. Arthur F. Dineen, duty as en-
gineer officer, U. S. S. Twiggs.
Lieut.. Charles r. Ensey, jr.. duty as
engineer officer, U. 8. s. Hopkins.
Lieut.. Homer B. Hudson, duty as en-
gineer officer, u. S. 8. Tattnall
Lieut.. Charles r. Hoffecker. detached
command u s. S. Contocook; to Navy
Yard, Norfolk, Va.
Lieut.. Edgar R. Winckler. detached
U. S. S. Tennessee; to command U. 8.
S. Kingfisher.
Lieut. (Junior Grade) John M. Ber-
mingham, detached U. S, S. Ellis, about
October 27; to temporary duty Naval
Training Station, Norfolk, Va.
Lieut. tJunior Grade) Charles l..
Nelson, detached U. S. S. Dupont, about
October 27; to temporary duty, Naval
Training Station, Norfolk. Va.
Lieut.. Junior Grade) Sugene L.
Monagin, to observation Naval Hospital,
Puget Sound, Wash.
Lieut.. (Junior Grade) Edward r.
Sp6TTy, 10 NAVAL
Puget Sound, Wash.
Ensign Frederick j. Brush, Hached
Naval Air Station, Pensacola. Fla: to
U. S. S. Portland, on board when COM
missioned.
Ensign Arthur A. Cumberledge. de-
tached Naval Air Station, Pensacola,
| Fla; to U. S. S. California.
Ensign Arthur E. Stafford, detached
| Naval Air Station Pensacola, Fla: to
! U. S. s. Portland and on board when
commissioned.
Supply Corps.
Lieut.. Russell D. Calkins, detached
! Navy Yard, Mare Island. Calf, about
November IL; to Naval Station, Guam.
Lieut.. Thomas A. Culhane, detached
Naval Station, Guam, about December
6; to receiving ship at San Francisco.
Lieut. Comdr. John 3. Daniels. de-
tached as officer in charge, Destroyer
Stores Office San Diego, Calf, about
October 26; TO u s. S. Ramapo
Lieut. Comdr Roy E. Smith, duty as
officer in charge Destroyer Stores Office
San Diego, Calf.
Lieut.. Lamar Lee, detached U. S. S.
Ramapo about November /; to continue
treatment Naval Hospital, Mare Island,
Calf.
Construction Corps.
Lieut.. Edward V. DockWeiler uncom-
pleted portion orders of August 10 re-
voked; return Navy Yard, Puget Sound,
Wash
Lieut. (Junior Grade Ljngurn H.
Burkhead, detached Navy Yard, Puget
Sound, Wash, about November 26; to
Asiatic Station.
Warrant Officers.
Chief Paymaster Clerk James L.
Creekman, detached Naval Training
Station, Norfolk. Va, about October %;
to U. S. S. Kittery
Chief Carpenter Harry w. Schomaker,
detached Naval Training Station, Nor
folk, Va; to temporary duty receiving
station, Norfolk, Va.
Evening star., 1932-10-28
Marine Corps Orders

Maj. Joseph D. Murray, retired on
November l.
First Lieut.. Edmund M. Galloway,
died, october Is.
Second Lieut. James T Wilbur, de-
tached Pensa cola, Fla; to Pensacola,
Fla.
Evening star., 1932-10-28

Automatic synchro oslcnt tuning. ADVANCED automat
control Supedynamc speakers Duo-dode and spra
shield tubes FuPentode amplihcation. New visuale tu
ing dial All Majestic models priced complete with tubes at
Federal, TAX PAID.
Evening star., 1932-10-28

A luxuriously designed two
piece suite consisting of sofa
and lounge chair fitted with
loose spring-filled seat cush-
ions and covered in artistic and
serviceable tapestry. Mahogany
finished carved feet.
The Washington times., 1932-09-02

HAAA%91AA@
Briefly, the situation is this.
We have two fine children-a
boy of eighteen and girl Of
seventeen. They are both high
school graduates-and both
wish to enter college this fall
or after Christmas. But here's
the trouble:
DUE TO CONDITIONS, WE
HAVE ONLY ENOUGH MONEY
TO SEND ONE OF THEM TO
COLLEGE. NOR WOULD 1T
BE POSSIBLE TO STRETCH
THIS AMOUNT TO COVER
THE NEEDS OF BOTH. so
WE ARE FORCED TO
CHOOSE. WHICH YOUNG
STER SHOULD BE GIVEN
THIS OPPORTUNITY?
Frankly, the girl has always
made a better record in school
than the boy. Although she is
a year younger. she has been
in the same grade. They are
both we'll behaved children, and
the boy has a good mind, too.
But she seems a little quicker
and perhaps more given to
study. Like all boys, he thinks
more of athletics than books.
Quite Impossible
Now, of course, would like to
send both of them through col
lege. But since that is impoSsi-
BILE, I tell my wife the boy ought
to go. believe that a college
The Washington times., 1932-09-02
MARRY-GO-ROUND
BY Helen Rowland
By T. E. Powers

suit and wipe off the lip
rouge and mascara.
Even while he is promising
to make her happy" forever
he is plotting to make her
OVER!
He loves her because she is
such a gay, daring, original,
efficient young thing. But wait
until HE "gets herr! He'll trim
off all the raw edges, put a
soft finish" on her manners,
and bring her wild ways down
to g slower tempo. What a
chance!
Meanwhile, if she's a nor
NAL woman, the girl is al
ready mentally selecting his
shirts and cravats, planning
to put him on a diet, deciding
just which of mis- bachelor
friends she'll make him cut
out, and conspiring to make
him delete his before-dinner
cocktail-"all for his own
good" of course.
Even while she is consulting
his marvellous Judgment" and
making him feel "big and mas
terful," she is thinking of him
as just a spoiled boy who needs
a guide, philosopher, guardian
and valet.
Even before she knows his
middle name or he has discov-
cred the color of her eyes, he
is mentally remodeling her into
nice, tame, little housewife and
tying her down to the dinette,
while she is mentally follow.
ing him around with a hot
water bottle and re-casting him
into the tame husband role"
Thus, in time of peace, do
they prepare for war!
Three-quarterS of q mans
love for a woman is love of
conquest. And three-quarters
of a woman's love for a man is
maternal tenderness-and the
desire to mother" him and
fuss over him.
Oh well-every man loves to
be "mothered" and fused over
"a little. And every woman
loves to be mastered" and