White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-11-24
Clubs Vodvil
Show PJeaSeS
Large Crowd
WOMEN PRESENT UNUSUAL PRO
CRAM IN ORDER TO RAISE
NEEDED FUNDS

Four indignant matrons exposed and
solved the mysterious Vaccinations OF
that moral menace, the Purple Pup, at
a sitting of the Court, presided over
by f. j. O'Larey, John McFee, bailitf,
Monday evening, November 81, at the
high school auditorium during the
Woman's Club Vodvil.
Four men, made derelict by the soda
pop vanilla soda pop) and ice cream
(chocolate), dispensed at this ubiquitous
den, were arraigned before the bar
w. j. Kincaid, bearing tokens OF
severe manhandling, was indicted on
wife beating charge, the accusation
being that after visit to the Purple
Pup he had engaged his wife in violent
argument as to whether dog Toppy
should or should not be put out of
doors. Bearing in mind the pitiful spec
tacle presented by the prisoner, the
Court gave him his sympathy and
year. Frank j. Rider was severely ad-
monished for the fve-mile an hour
pace at which he drove after his visits
to the night club and Archie Borden
and L. A. Codding were summarily
dismissed for their attractions, the lat
ter leaving the judge in some doubts
as to his sanity. Maggie O'Reilly, por-
trayed by Mrs. Holecek, was then
brought protestingly into court on
charge of striking her husband and she
unburdened her soul in a perfect tor
rent of words favored with rich Irish
brogue to the delight of the audience
and the discontinue of the Court who
finally succeeded in having her re-
moved from the courtroom, still pro-
testing, with 10 days sentence at
hard labor.
The Court was curious as to what
sort of influences had lured these four
solid citizens from their wonted paths
and demanded that those employed at
the Purple Pup should give him sam
Piles of their methods of entertaining.
The first to perform were Janney &
Carboneau, opponents of terpsichore,
Their shocking antics were followed by
Walter Mykol, saxophone soloist, whose
pleasant melody slightly soothed the
rufled dowagers and had a placating
effect even upon the judge, but the
righteous ladies were dispossessed of
their momentary calm by the blues
singing of Louise Shinn and Loretta
Griff1ths and Thurston Foltz. The
Court was further aroused by the
bloodless but violent treatment given
Louise Walker by Jane Remlinger in
their Apache dance. Disquieting as
this performance was it could not quell
the ebullience aroused by the stirring
music played by the orchestra, and
when all of the entertainers came
dancing on the stage, propelled by the
gaiety and rhythm of the jazz, those
dour four who had come to complain
were seen to be dancing as merrily
and madly as the others. But a mystery
still remains; did that judge, last seen
capering about, black judicial gown
and all, condemn or concur?
The Columbians opened the Vodvil
with two selections, after which Mrs.
Roy Gibbins and Mrs. G.. r. Chase
enacted Triangle" most surprisingly
assisted by small black dog who had
very important part in the playlet.
Barnacle Bill the Sailor, alias Jay
Montgomery, loved, laughed at and left
that Fair Young Maiden, Kenneth
House, whose convincing makeup took
in every one but Barnacle Bill.
-Four Young Buns" Messrs. Foltz,
Matteson, Spear and Wagner, ex-
pounded their philosophy of vagrancy
and Gloria Hawley recited "Mumps, -
pianologue, finding in that disease
virtues which no doctor would recog-
nize.
Clarine Anderson and Geraldine
Matteson put on tumbling act which
met with SO much approval that it was
applauded until the little girls repeated
their stunts.
AS the forgotten man, the presiden-
tial nominee who received not single
vote, Joe Fouty broadcast the reason
for his failure and explained in detail
the causes which kept him from cast
ing his ballot in favor of himself.
The play was staged before a crowd
that comfortably filled the auditorium.
The receipts of the evening, which
were around thirty dollars, will go to
the general fund of the Woman's Club,
used mainly for civic betterment pur-
poses.