The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-12-16

Life's a jungle.
 For Baby Backers. The poor kids fed Those animal crackers. An apple a day, Done up in pie, Makes this dessert.
 Apple of your eye. Wear a stiff collar.
 When trouble is nigh. It keeps your old chin
 Just sticking up high. o-O--o Seal 1t with Christmas seal.
 O-O-O The ways of life are hard to understand-always.
 o-O-o Nowadays u shining example of q boy anxious to help out at home Is the bootblack with his portable shine kit. And there are plenty on Waterbury streets.
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 Drifting snow and drifting humans always provide work for the more anchored among us.
 o-O--o II. T E-t Santa Claus, Santa will lose faith in the world.
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 so TT GOES
 Years of striving.
 To gain point,
 Then all is lost
 Life's out of joint. You can always put up a stiff front if you stick to starchy foods. o--O-o Every great figure in the world has been debunked with the exception of Santa Claus, Doesn't that prove his authen- ticity?
 Politicians are like wind mills, lost in the air they create of their own motions.
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 Red signifies danger. Any business man knows that on looking at his books.
 o--O--o People who do the most talking generally do the least thinking.
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 Dreams, like fog
 Lift at stouch of sun,
 For minds are in fog
 When drcaming's done. 4 o--O--o Santa Claus is the Christmas conscience, giving expression in q world sorely in need of the same. People who need help most, often shout for it least. o--O--o Dizzy Dorothy, Waterbury's in- tellectual idiot, thinks senate pages are those in Washington Merry go-round." o--O--o Perhaps if they painted sun dials with radium. the moon would continue the giving of time during nocturnal hours. o--O--o o--O-o People who shake with fear gen. orally tremble with pleasure. O-O--o LINES If congress hangs its stocking, fNvs EfSrfct ptaaa nvn nh ORA Here's hoping Mister Santay Claus, Drops his adjournment plea. O-O-O Speakers must first show form before they reach the forum. Many girls memory of Christmas is kept green" by marks from cheap jewelry. O-O-o Coffee is Q stimulant. On good | grounds" I suppose. o-O--o | The "touch of Christmas' this year is generally for 8 quarter or half dollar. | o--O--o | The modern ice box is built like Q safe, which of course makes 1t safe to be hungry. | o--O--O | DRIFTING The anchor lifts. l A ship just drifts along, Becoming fainter fin the distance | Like the chorus of song. o-O-o l A lot of senators are assailing France for refusal to meet It's debt. | If you investigated finances of senators you'd probably find pien- | ty of them doing the same thing. It's all in the point of view. | o--O--O
 A clam is silent but even- | tualIy it reaches the chowder just the same.
 The first thing a bee should be taught Is the necessity of behav- ing.
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 The new autos will be longer. So will the notes on 'em.
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 The wrist watch did one thing at least. Saved wear and tear on vest pockets.
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 This concludes our regular Fri day evening program. It came to lyou over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Demo- crat, pioneer in this type of news ] paper work. We are signing off at this time, to be back on the ais lagain tomorrow with our usual |Saturday broadcast.
 0-O-o Good night.