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The Washington times., 1932-03-24

usual cathartic. You'll be rid of all
that poisonous waste, and you
haven't weakened the bowels. You'll
have a better appetite, and feel
better in every way. The constant
use of cathartics is often the cause of
a sallow complexion and lines in the
face. And so Unnecessary
Would you like to break yourself
of the cathartic habit? At the same
time building health and vigor that
protects you from frequent sick
spells, headaches, and colds? Get a
big bottle of DR.. Caldwell's syrup
pepsin today. Use often enough to
avoid those attacks of constipation.
When you feel weak and rundown
or a coated tongue or bad breath
warns you the bowels need to be
stimulated. Give it to children
instead of strong laxatives that sap
their strength. 1t isn't expensive.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

THE woman who gives her
/ organs the right stimulant
need not worry about growing old.
Her system doesn't stagnate; her
face doesn't age. She has the health
and pep that come from lively
liver and strong, active bowels.
When you're sluggish and the
system needs help, don't take a lot
of patent medicines" There's a
famous doctors prescription for
just such cases, and every druggist
keeps this standard preparation. 1t
is made from fresh laxative herbs,
active senna, and pure pepsin. Just
ask for DR.. Caldwell's s syrup pepsin.
Take little every day or so, until
every organ in your body feels the
big improvement.
The next time you have bilious
headache. or feel all bound-up, take
this delicious syrup instead of the
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

HUMANITY is a race of
IL "nitwits," according to
Professor Walter B. Pitkin,
of Columbia University, who
has just completed a schol-
arly and thorough study of
human stupidity and insists
that even the genius often
turns out to be just another
"bonehead."
One example, illustrated
above, tells. of Benz jamin
Franklin, perhaps the great
est all-around intelligence
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
News Notes

The longest religious service
ever broadcast over a coast-to-
coast network will be put on
tomorrow from IL to 3 when
N.B.C. broadcasts the three-hour
Passion Service from the Wash
ington Cathedral. Bishop Free
man will conduct the service.
Weather conditions permitting,
N.B.C. will broadcast an address
by the Pope at noon, April s..
We hear that Isham Jones, an
other darn good orchestra con-
ductor, has been signed up exclu-
sively by Columbia. The glory
that was Tony Pastors theater
in the Gay Nineties will be re-
vived at $50 tomorrow night by
Columbia. And Sophie Tucker,
the last of the red-hot mammas,
will coon shout over the NB.C.
Red Network as a guest Of Rudy
VaIlee March 81.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
ssO Kl'oeyele'-WMAL-4'eM Meter

l:OO--Army Band Concert.
4:3O--"With Uncle Sans Natur-
alistS."
4:4O-Arlene Wolf, Whistler and
Mabel Thickstun. pianist.
4:5O-Civic Talk.
5:OO-Herr Louie.
5:15-Dr. Howard w. Haggard.
5:3O-Professor and the Major.
5:45-Doug Warrenfels.
6:OO-Time and Program Resume.
6:OO-Current Events.
6:15-Bond Bread Program.
6:45-Boulanger's Orchestra.
7:OO-Myrt and Marge.
7:15-"Songs We Love"
7:3O-Dixie Girls Trio.
7:45-Morton Cowney.
$500 Bath Club.
S:15-Sterling Program.
S:3O-T<ate Smith.
8:45-"Your Child"
9:OO-The Mills Brothers.
9:15-Tea HuSing, Irene Beasley
and Freddie Rich's Orches-
ira.
9:3O-Love Story Hour.
1O:OO-Edwin C. Hill.
1O:3O-MuSic That Satisfies.
1O:45-Arthur Jarrett.
11:OO-Toscha Seidel, Violinist.
11:3O-Olsen's Orchestra.
11:45-Bing Crosby.
12:OO-Weathe'.
12:01-Guy Lombardo's Cana
dians.
12:3O-Reichman's Orchestra.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

8:O5-Musical Clock Continued.
9:55-Police Flashes.
1O:OO-Novelettes.
1O:3O-Excerpts from the operas.
11:O0-Beauty Hints.
1:1O-Dance Tunes.
1I:3O-Preview of Coming Attrac-
tionS.
12:OO-New York Avenue Presby.
terian Church.
12:3O-CoStumerS.
2:OO-Broadcast from Three
Hour Agony Service from
Immaculate Conception.
3:0O-Sports Hour.
14sO K'lOcyeIss-WJSV-sO0 Meters
6:OO-Elder Michaux Radio Re
vival.
7:OO-Joe and Harry.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

5:OO-Musical Program.
5:3O-Singing Lady.
5:45-Little Orphan Annie.
6:OO-Raising Junior.
6:15-El Patio.
6:45-Literary Topics by Lowell
Thomas.
7:OO-AmoS N Andy.
7:15-Athey Painters.
7:45-Billy Jones and Ernie
Hare.
S:OO-Dixie Spiritual Singers.
8:15-Concert.
8:45-Sisters of the Skillet.
9:OO-Julia Sanderson and Frank
Crumit.
9:3O-MelodieS.
IO:OO-Dance Gypsies, Harry Hor-
lick, conductor.
1O:3O-Paris Night Life.
1O:45-PickenS Sisters.
11:OO-When Some Of Us Were
Twenty-one.
11:3O-Through the Opera Glass.
1888 NuocyoIe"-W3XK- Meters
P. M.
9:OO-Baltimore Night, j. Ham
mond Brown.
1O:3O-John X. clarke, "The
Grooming Virginian."
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

7:3O-King Tut and Romie Dea-
vers.
8:3O-Across the Breakfast Table.
9:0O-The Record Album.
9:SO-Whispering Strings.
1O:OO-Peggy Clarke'S Daily Chat.
1O:45-Rev. H. B. Brunner, Free
Methodist Church.
11:0O-Fourth resbyteria n
Church-Rev. James Miers,
pastor.
12:15-Variety Hour.
1:15-Studio presentation.
1:3O-Dell Gilbert Sale, soprano;
Raymond B. Robinson,
baritone, and Gertrude
Smith, pianist.
2:OO-Modern Melodies.
2:3O-Naval Hospital Request
Program.
3:OO-Marine Band Concert.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
Nirginny Crooner

He has a smooth, soft voice,
that young fellow whose likeness
you see above. He is John R.
Clarke, and he is booked over the
regular W3XK television pro,
grams as 1.-The Grooming Vir'
ginian." The lad with the voice
from down thar is d pioneer radio
broadcaster, despite his 81 years.
He's a great favorite with shut-inS
and inmates of the various VaV-
eran hospitals.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

$50 KiIOcyeIe'-WRC-SIS Meters
4:OO-Musical Comedy Hits.
4:15-Concert by the U. S. Navy
Band.
5:OO-May We Present.
5:15-"Skippy."
5:3O--Lessons in French Litera-
ture.
5:45-LiSterine Program.
6:OO-Dan Dee Bakers.
6:15-Proposed Salary Cut of
Federal Employees, by Will
liam Green.
6:3O-"The World Today"
6:45-Time.
6:46-June Pursell, ballads.
7:OO-AmoS m Andy.
7:15-Lanin's Orchestra.
7:3O-Alice Joyce.
7:45-Sidney's Orchestra.
8:OO-SunShine Hour.
9:OO-Big Six of the Air.
9:3O-Rudyard Kipling's Stories
of India.
Hour-Speaker, EX-
Governor Nellie Tayloe
Ross.
11:OO-Last Minute News.
11:O2-Slumber Hour.
11:3O-"Prohibition Poll"
11:35-Through the Opera Glass.
12:OO-Ralph Kirbery.
12:O5-Weather.
12:O6-Coon-Sanders Orchestra.
12:SO-Agnew's Orchestra.
14eO KilOeyCle'-WJSV-@O' Meters
4:OO-Studio Presentation.
4:15-Gaffer Grey.
4:3O-Musical 1nterlude.
5:OO-Modern Living.
5:3O-News Flashes.
5:40-Tea Time Music.
6:OO-Sammie Brown, songs.
6:15-Music MongerS.
6:SO-Silver Spring Syncopaters.
7:OO-Market Reports.
7:15-Joe and Harry.
7:3O-J. Oliver Martin, Historic
Virginia.
7:45-Talk, Mrs. Rushmore Pat
terSOn.
S:OO-Shoreham Orchestra.
8:3O-Dr. Lucius C. Clarke, "Ac-
tivities and the Necessity
of Modern University
Life"
9:OO-Irma and Izary.
9:15-Bost Program.
9:3O-WreStling Matches.
News Flashes from
The Washington Herald.
1O:15-Wrestling Matches, con-
tinued.
11:OO-Midnight Jambouree.
12:3O-Sign Off.
1910 K'IOeyeIe'-WOL-s2' Meters
4:OO-Oreon Marie Mckee, read
ing.
4:15-Tea Time Tunes.
4:3O-Funnyside of the Street.
-Christianson Musical.
5:OO-One Time Opportunities.
5:15-Ronnie Rae.
5:3O-One Time Opportunities.
5:45-Harriett L. Wagner, So
pranO.
6:OO-Popular Melodies by jim
my and Bert.
6:15-TroubadourS.
6:3O-Sketches of the Times.
7:OO-What We Hear in Music.
7:2O-The Washington Herald
and Hearst Metrotone
News Globe Trotter.
7:3O-Northern Dramatic Co.
8:OO-Radio Mite Court.
8:3O-String Quartette.
$50 K''0oy''''-WBAL- Meters
P. M.
4:OO-Home Decoration Talk.
4:15-Salon Music by the "Cal-
vertons.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

4CAp VAAN SSAANAS
man who works up unusual stunts
for NIB arranging an un-
usual broadcast for April 10.
NB.C. will assign announcers to
fly with airmail pilots between
the Atlantic and the Pacific
coasts and give the listening pub
lie an idea of what happens on
such trips.
They will describe how the
pilots get their bearings from the
airports along the route and how
they fly over storms, clouds, etc.
The words of the commentators
will be flashed to shortwave sta
tions, which will then transmit
them to the Red network from
1880 D. m. to midnight.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
ROAD WORK BEGUN

Work on the Leonardtown-G -Glebe
School Road has just begun, &C.
cording to Joseph CLANCY, district
engineer for the Maryland State
Roads Commission at Upper Marl-
boro.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
SEVEN STILLS RAIDED

Seven stills were destroyed and
IL persons arrested for violations
of the Federal prohibition act in
Southern Maryland during the
first 20 days Of March, according
to U. s. Commissioner j. Frank
Parran at Upper Marlboro.
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

America ever produced, saw"
ing a hole in his barn door
for his cat to walk through.
1t is reported he remembered
the cat-had a kitten so he
sawed another smaller hole
for the kitten.
Professor Pitkin offers
many more examples to
prove that most people are
stupid. Look for them in the
interesting article about his
latest work in next Sundays
american Weekly..
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
Times Treat

Tune in VOL at $3.50 to-
night for The Washington
Times Treat Program!
Hear DIR. ii. F. AlfarO,
minister from Pan a m a;
Dorothy Reddish, delightful
soprano; Howard NJ. Cooper,
pianist; Dolly Cam erOn,
Society Editor of The Times,
and the silver String
ReveIlerS!
Don't forget the time
$3.50, over VOL!
The Washington times., 1932-03-24

when its big
shots h e rd
of Columbia'S S
proposed broad
cast from a
speeding rail-
way train SuE-
day nj G h t
should attempt
something spec
tacular on it's
own hook-up.
We got the
dope today. 1t
seems that Mr..
William Burke
"SkeetS") Mil
N@- ILL., nN14In
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
The Urge of Spring

Singin' Sam, the big rumble
and-boom basso of radio fame,
tells good one on the Lambs
Club, which he swearS is alb
solutely untrue. It seems a Wis
itor to the club started whistling
1.-THE Merry, Merry Month Of
May" and 80 per cent of the
boys in the lounge Immediately
went into their dance.
And the other day somebody
asked Bill (WRC) Abernathy, of
the Radiotone Quartet, what was
his favorite musical instrument.
Bill snapped back without an in
Stant'S hesitation:
'My safety raZOr!"
The Washington times., 1932-03-24
n. B. {. to Stage
Spectacular
Broadcast
BY STANLEY BIGELOW

ComL Letition being the life of
trade, and all that sort of thing,
1t is not to be wondered that the
National Broadcasting Company,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1932-01-17

dance any more divinely at the Peacock Salon
than on the roof Of the Ault Park pavilion and
he wouldn't love her any more in the glare of
the bright lights than in the snug little seat Of
his coupe.
Yes, it would prove all of these things. Real
ly, she argued sleepiy with herself, she and Paul
owed it to themselves to find out. Why, they
might look back all Of their life together and
wish they had found out.
But there was her father! Oh, she was tired
of having to think always of her father. Bless
his old heart. He did mean WELL OF course.
What If she were to tell her father that just
once she and Paul were going out to see what
the ways Of modern young people were like?
AS she prepared breakfast next morning, her
mind was still toying with the idea. Other
young people were still asleep probably. Other
young women would sleep for hours yet, have
breakfast in bed, and then go to their beauty
shops to get in readiness for another gay eve
ming.
And the young men would soon be stroling
out upon the golf links, getting their exercise
SO they, too would be fit. Luce's heart was
heavy as she thought of Paul down there in
that old Office, already fighting the battles
against the time when they would be married.
Why could other young people be so happy.
SO carefree wild--yes, that was the word
and still have all OF the good things of life?
Before the day was over, Lucille had convinced
herself that she and Paul simply had to find
out!
Wednesday evening, she told Paul she'd
rather just drive around instead Of going to a
picture. She asked him to drive IN the city.
She wanted to see the bright lights, anyway.
They passed the big hotels where smartly
gowned young women were entering with equal
ly smart young men, They saw big hmousines
rolling up in front of gayly Illuminated man
sons. They saw successful men sitting POM
pously at club windows
Whats the matter, honey?" Paul asked
suddenly. you seem worried about some
thing"
"Oh, silly" she laughed at him. I'm just
having good time"
He sensed, however, that she might be
little blue about something.
"One of these days, Lucille, we'll be happy"
They happened to be passing the Peacock
Salon. from which came bits Of happy laughter
"One of these days, darling wen go to all Of
these places, If you want to-"
One nf these days, Why not now"
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some of the boys would have TASKS; maybe
there would be wildness. Wildness!
But her father-11 o'clock
But, as has been recorded, things were really
happening, and just when Lucille had about de-
cided it was no use for her to plan on going
to IGNORES dance, her father came home from
his Office and reported that he had to go out
of town Friday afternoon.
Yes, he was going Friday afternoon. He'd
be gone two days. Back Sunday. Sorry, but
he had to Co. 1t was the first business trip
Mr.. Howard had had to take in months!
She saw Paul that evening, it being We'd
nesday. And she told him what they were
going to do She didn't ask him.
And we're going to have glorious time.
Wen dance all night. Wen look fine, too.
You'll wear your tuxedo, and I'm going to get
a new dress. oh, Paul! Just think! For
once, we can forget all about being home At
IL o'clock. I'm so excited can hardly wait!"
But Paul seemed concerned. Listen, DEAR
don't want to get you into trouble. OF course,
I never agreed with your dad, but even so, II
he thinks we ought not to"
"Just this once! told you dad was going
to be away. He won't know thing about it.
And want to see" she hesitated, wonder
ing if he would understand.
She decided he wouldn't understand. II just
want to be happy. And you're to come for me
in time to be up there by o'clock Friday
evening"
| ENORE'S dance was a wonderful success.
- The sorority house was decorated with all
of the gayety of Broadway night club Lucille
was sure. And there was soft, dreamy music
by hot colored band. Finally, with every
body in evening clothes, the picture was COM
plete.
Lucille didn't dare breathe a word about how
thrilled she was She couldn't let Lenore or
Paul know she was like little girl at her first
party. She tried to act sophisticated-so calm,
so perfectly at ease.
Midnight came and the dance became a bit
more lively Lucille saw no TASKS, but she had
suspicious. She saw one boy kiss girl as he
danced with her. Yes, that the way the
smart young set did.
But she didn't know whether she liked it SO
we'll, sShe looked hurriedly at Paul. who was
dancing with another girl. She sighed with
relief Paul wasn't kissing his partner.
And she couldn't quite act natural when she
was talking with the girls who were smoking
cigarettes OF course, smoking wasn't wrong.
And yet
1t was 5 O'Clock when the dance finally
ended. With much laughter and ribald talk,
the crowd surged out of the sorority house and
started home Some of the couples started off
in search Of breakfast
Lucille and Paul went to their car rather
solemnly. Obviously, they both were tired and
very sleepy. I've had such grand time,
DEAR" Lucille said in a matter-of-fact tone.
Paul looked closely at her. "An tagged out,
Continued on Seventeenth Page
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She smiled up at him curiously. Have you
a tuxedo, Paul?"
Eyes, but it isn't much good I bought it
for Cousin JAMES wedding. That's the only
time wore it."
It's strange what silly little ideas sometimes
come into peoples heads For days, Lucille
couldn't think of much of anything else but
how wonderful Paul would look in tuxedo!
1t would be ridiculous to ask him to wear it
just because she wanted to see him wearing it.
OF course, she knew II she asked him to take her
to dinner some evening at the Gibson or Sinton
and wear it then, he would gladly do it. Put
he would wonder if she hadn't lost her mind or
something. She really wanted to see him wear
ing it, where tuxedos were worn. She wanted
to see Paul among other young men in the
tuxedo stratum.
NES, that it. She wanted him to wear
it, but at the right place and time. And
she just knew if they could go somewhere
somewhere real-just once, she'd understand
about that great cover yonder' in which the
modern youngsters were living
But her dream, she was quite sure was like
that of prisoner planning behind his cell bars,
how he would go on adventures to explore
strange lands. How could she and Paul do
anything when her father demanded that she
be at home at II o'clock?
meanwhile, raul continued WIFI pIUsdlC
old job; her father continued to watch over her;
and Lucille continued to pamper the silly longing
that was annoying her. eff you want a thing
badly enough" she would whisper to herself,
lit is likely to happen somehow"
And then-she had letter from Lenore
Caldwell who was her best friend. Lenore was
a sophmore at Cornwall University. She had
often had letters from Lenore but this one was
different
1t contained this wonderful paragraph: Now
here's what want you to do, Lucille Our big
dance is next Friday evening. You've got to
come. Bring a boy. It's formal but you'll
have good time. I'm going to expect you.
Be here at 9 o'clock"
Lucille had to read the words several times
before she finally grasped their full mean
ing. It was a real event! And Paul would
wear his tuxedo The dance would be small,
just the members Of IGNORES sorority and their
friends.
And Lucille had another wild thought Maybe
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1932-01-17

LITTLE coupe BUSTED up to the
curb in front of the Howard home
and came to a stop. The girl and
boy in it sighed with relief and
laughed at each other.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1932-01-17

When they reached home
they Were to make the
amazing discovery that
things really rOere hap
pening to them. Mr.. Hon.
ard beckoned then, Nth a
stern toaue Of his right
arm.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-08

Arthur Sapp Again viii
Head Laymen.

By United Press
MUNCIE, Ind, April 8.-Officers
Of the laymen's conference of the
North Indiana Methodist Con-
ference were to be unanimously re-
elected at today'S session of the
eighty-ninth annual convention.
The officers are: President, Ar
thur Sapp, Huntington; vice-presi-
dent, Roy B. Roudebush, Greenfield;
secretary, F. w. Green, Syracuse;
treasurer, E. S. Gerig, Fit. Wayne.
Officers of the Muncie, Fl. Wayne
and Warsaw districts were an
nounced Thursday night. They
were:
Fl. Wayne President, E.
S. Gerig, Ft. Wayne; vice-presi-
dent, D. D. Ramsey, Fl. Wayne; sec
rotary and treasurer, H. w. Harp,
Bluffton.
Muncie District-President A. o..
Grippe, Alexandria; president,
F. L. Ballinger, Daleville; secretary,
Clarence Eppart, Hartford City:
treasurer, j. Riley Broyles, Muncie.
Warsaw District-President, F. w.
Berst, LeeSburg; president, D.
G. Turnbull, Mishawaka; secretary,
Mrs. A. L. Miller, Syracuse; treas
urer, Emil Frantz, Middlebury.
A resolution supporting prohibi-
ton and urging impartial enforce
menC of law was adopted by the
conference.
The conference sermon will be
given Sunday by Presiding Bishop
Wade.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-08
HOOVER CHARGED WITH
HIDING MOONEY FACTS
President Voiced Belief in limo
cence, Says Walter Liggett.


By Scripps-Hotoard Newspaper Alliance
WASHINGTON, April 8.-Declar-
ing that he has positive informa-
ton that President Hoover privately
has expressed the opinion that both
men mooney and Billings) were
innocent Walter w. Liggett, former
editor of Plain Talk" charges that
the Wickersham commissions ex-
perts' report on these cases was
suppressed as the result of pressure
from the White House.
The charge is made in Liggett's
new book, THE Rise of President
Foover," and is being discussed by
,nators and representatives ION
The hill" as shedding light on the
attempted suppression of the SEN
sational charges of lawlessneSS in
the Mooney Billings trials contained
in the Chaffee- Stern -Pollak report
on lawlessness in law enforcement.
Liggett's charges of White House
intervention are denied by friends
of Wickersham, who say other
members of the commission ex-
pressed displeasure at inclusion of
the lengthy report in the investiga-
tons of the committee headed by
Judge w. S. Kenyon.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-08

INDIANA members of the United
Il Spanish War Veterans and
auxiliary will entertain leading
officers in the two organizations
at $50 tonight at a dinner in the
Claypool.
The guests will be George R.
Lunn of Schenectady, N. Y, ma
tional Communicated chief, and
Mrs. Florence H. Becker, president
Of the auxiliary.
Speaking at the banquet will be
Governor Harry G. Leslie, Mayor
Reginald H. Sullivan, James Fl
Barton, national adjutant of the
American Legion; John H. Ale,
manager of the United States vet
Grams hosiptal;- Mrs. Ella Spray of
Lebanon, department commander
Of the United Spanish War Vet
Grams; Mrs. Becker, and Lunn.
Guy A. Boyle, chairman of the
committee in charge, will be toast
master.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-08
DOLEFUL TALE,
MATES, ABOUT
SEA 'MILKMAID'
Deckhand Jones Spins Yarn
of Woe Regarding Hitch
as Calves NurSegirI.

BIZ United Press
SAN FRANCISCO, April ats a
stormy night in the crows nest
MATES and Deckhand Jones of the
sea-going Manulani has a doleful
tale to tell.
Man and boy, he's sailed in mast
and sailed in steam, but never be-
fore was he. nursemaid to a bunch
OF bawling, blasted beeves.
I've harpooned whales by the
northern lights and I've sawed off
busted masts' in a south seas ty-
phoon," Deckhand Jones sadly sa. Il,
brushing aside quick tears. I've
mt Chinese pirates and never no
complaints from Sailor Jones.
But scupper me for landlocked
Job If ever again play wet nurse
for dairy herd on the high seas. .
The Matson freight Manulani
stood out off the Golden Gate for
Honolulu, Deckhand Jones pro-
fanely explained.
FoghOrn Atween Decks
MY rheumatic hurt and 1 had
a bunch I shouldn't sail" he con-
tinued. But times is hard, so there
/ was
First I suspicioned wrong was
when l heard foghorn between
decks
80 1 goes up to the mate.
Mate, says, unless my ears
is mite deceivin' I hears fog
horns atween decks"
Mister SEE he to me, them amt
no foghorns. You leave these here
decks be and go down there
so I goes down.
There was thirty-tWo COWS and
q spotted bull
so goes back up.
Mister mate, said I, 'Them's
thirty-two cows and a spotted bull
down there. Man an boy I've done
my work, but amt no seagoin'
cowboy
Sailor Jones Made Milkmaid
Mister says he, if you amt
no cowboy now, you'll be one soon.
Now get down there, or do I have
to boot you down?
so I goes down.
ut was late that night when the
first calf was born. Then 1 goes
of watch
When / comes back on, they was
three more. So l goes up to the
mate
Mister I says to him, 'theys
four new calves down there, and
amt no nurse
Mister says he to me, you go
down an tend to them calves, and
milk the cows
80 1 goes down.
There was five calves by then,
and gets me some help.
when we stood off Diamond
Head they was twelve calves, an a
better milkmaid than Sailor Jones
you never see