The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-09-15
Good evening.
 o-O-o JUST HOLD TIGHT
"A SMILES THE THING"

When you swing around the
 corner, 1 Hold tight. When it seems that you're a
 gonner,
 Hold tight, There's no profit in repining, 1 Ev'ry clouds silver lining, Soon the sun will start a-shining, Just hold tight. Eff life's not bowl of cherries, Hold tight, If your programs not the berries, Hold tight. You will win by simply sticking, Can the grouehes and the kicking, Every man must take licking, Just hold tight. When the night gives way to morning, Hold tight. You've been waiting for this dawning, Hold tight, Wear a smile when you go
 shopping, And you'll find there is no stopping, Forge ahead, just keep on I chopping, l Hang op tight. o-O-o The ciggie ads inform us that nature in the raw is seldom mild. Huh, what is? = O-O-o This all consuming passion you read about is generally gener- ated by the individual con sumer.
 The old woman who lived in a shoe proba bly, wished it was boot during the rainy season. o-O-o Calendar makers are talk ing about an eight day week when business seems decided on the five-day affair. o-O-o Doctors who specialize in setting bones are getting their splints ready. The football season is just around the corner. o-O-o
 so IT GOES Fashions always changing, Once it was twins, by gar, Now twins are avoided, but
 Twin horns are on. the car.
 o-O-o Before scientists find the missing link they've sought for years, an- other one will probably be gone.
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 There's always plenty of smoke around before a man gets to the end of his rope.
 o-O-o The cover charge in New York restaurants gave way to the cover- up in the Walker case.
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 DING, DING Mary had little coat, With fur around the collar, And every time she wore the thing, It tickled till she'd holler.
 O-O-o It's a suit case if you use it once a year on your vacation. But travelling bag if employed in regu- lar weekend trips.
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 The wife who is continually cool to her husband should have no trouble in frosting cakes.
 A few years ago roomers were put out because prosperity was here. Now they're taken in to make families prosperous.
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 Speaking of hair cuts:
 Fire proof shingling for red headed gals.
 OVER THE RIVER Life is a game
 Of chance, I'll admit, But your chances are better,
 If you chance to be fit.
 o-O-o Jean Harlow gets another $100,- 900 from her suicide husband. bet that will Bern Hollywood up.
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 Money is the root of all evil which probably explains why all of us try to get at the root of things.
 o-O-o The Wolcott fair is fifty years old. Which is a fair age for any fair.
 THE SCHEME OF THINGS So plan each day,
 That when it ends at night, The wrongs that marked its stay, Will fall below the right.
 o-O-o The woman who does nothing but gossip about her neighbors can expect her neighbors to do noth- ing but gossip about her.
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 One that Ben Franklin missed: He who breaketh shis false teeth may well say mouthful.
 O-O-o Cause and effect: When storm clouds gather, the most of us scatter.
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 The man who has known the pinch of poverty can well show the black and blue marks of diversity.
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 Roosevelt says he'll help the farmers to help themselves. Help themselves to wrat?
 o-O--o This concludes our regular Thursday evening program. It was broadcast by pBD and came to you through the courtesy of tho Waterbury Evening Democrat. pio- naar in fhia tyne of nAWAnnn per