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The Washington times., 1932-06-24
DONKEYS SWELL
CHEERING MOB
At STATION
80 Bands Play as MaryIand's
"Favorite Son" Promises
"To Bring Home Bacon"

BALTIMORE, June 24.-Gov-
ernor Ritchie s send-off to Chi
cago was a great success and a
good time was had by all.
A throng estimated by his
friends at from $4,000 to 100,-
600 gathered at the Mt. Royal
station here three hours before
the special train was scheduled
to leave for the convention city.
The peaple enjoyed themselves
with shouts, songs, assuring each
other they we're putting across
q big stunt in a big way, and
raised roaring cheers when the
governor finally appeared with
the three-score delegates and al
ternates to the Democratic Ma
tional Convention.
DonkeyS in Evidence
Symbolic donkeys and mules
bearing pithy placards were inter
Spersed in the crowd. There were
80 bands, four people were treat
ed for fainting or heat prostra-
ton, every Democratic leader Of
Baltimore and many from other
counties was there with a big
following, and when the special
train of PullmanS and a club car
finally pulled out, the delegates
claimed they could hear the yell
ing throng almost to Frederick.
It was one big rally.
The Gang Was All There
One band played Hail, Hail,
the Gangs All Here" with the
men at least singing appropriate
words. Another played Mary
land, My Maryland" and this
was harder to sing but they did
their best. There's Girl in the
Heart of Maryland" was played
and volunteer vocalists even tried
this, saying President" instead of
"girl." And when Governor
Ritchie made his speech favoring
his namination for the presidency
and promising to bring home
the bacon" there was still more
yelling. It was the best itreet
show of its kind Baltimore has
seen.
The Washington times., 1932-06-24
D. 6. Men to Be Araigned
On Dope CHARGES

in Pennsylvania Avenue, near
Twelfth st. N. w., a complete
outfit is said to have been found
for packing, wrapping and label
ing drugs. Cellophane, wrappers,
labels, etc, were seized by agents.
Four other men are said to
have escaped but their capture
is expected shortly. The two
men held in Baltimore are Robert
E. Gale, 35, and James Milligan,
40, both of whom we're arrested
at the Sykesville State Hospital
in Maryland.
The Washington times., 1932-06-24
Want-Ad Section
he OFFICIAL ROUTE OF the Herald amt lines OLnuOic Tour

Pennsylvania
Lake City Denver the R. W. through the Royal
the
Herald and Times
$3.50. Branch 2Ss
The Washington times., 1932-06-24
$50 FINE FOR TAXI BILL

Raymond Thomas, of Takoma
Park, Md, was ordered to pay a
fine of $50 and costs or serve 80
days in Jail by Judge Charles w.
Woodward in the police court at
Rockville yesterday for failure to
pay taxi bill.
The Washington times., 1932-06-24

Mrs. JENNIE M. MASSEY
z37 Summer st., Lynn, Mass.
81 could write volumes on what
your Vegetable Compound has
done for me after being in poor
health for nine years. After my
daughter was born was a physi-
cal wreck. Three bottles of the
Vegetable Compound restored
me to health. l took it again before
my second child was born and had
a very easy confinement. l am
now over fifty and do all the work
for a small rooming house."
The Washington times., 1932-06-24

Mrs. ALLAN MARTIN
1885 N. La Sale st., Chicago, III.
Il suffered from cramps from
the time l was a young girl until l
took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. / wish I had
taken it years before. / have to
work hard because my husband
has been sick for three years but l
manage to run the house and take
care of my little girl, thanks to the
Compound"
The Washington times., 1932-06-24
MAN STRUCK BY BRICK

Joseph Few, "a, 300 block
Fourth st. N. E., was struck on
the head by falling brick while
painting a building at 1912 K
st. N. w. He was taken to
Emergency Hospital in the Fire
Rescue ambulance and treated for
severe decorations of the head.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02

At the same time, SAVING is not all
Mr.. George Reynolds, president and finan-
eial genius of the second largest banking
institution in the United States the Con
tinental and Commercial National Bank Of
Chicago, with assets Of 5000. 600, 10000, has
said
Nobody can make q fortune By
saving money from q salary or from
wages"
John D. Rockefeller Is the richest man
in the world. BE did not get rich by
the work Of his sands or the sweat Of
his brow, but By making his money make
more money than he possibly. could
To illustrate the point: the State Of
Montana through its agriculture, It's oil,
its mining, its lumber and all other wealth
creating agencies, created $4,000, 10000
worth of new wealth during 1881. That l.
an average Of about 800 per inhabitant
Each person created a little more than 81
a day The average in the United States
IS considerably lower than Montana about
$500 per year per person, or 81 per day
per person, as we recall
xhe man who saves his money and
thsn fails 10 make il earn MORE THAN
Be CAN EARN, will never get be-
yond his nOsebag.
When he invests his money at four
per cent, he gets NOWHERE. He takes
greater risks, frequently, in the average
investment which has a possible return Of
NOT per cent but Of 10. to J. The year
1927 was a prosperous year yet during
1927 there were 483 banks and trust com
panies that failed, with total habffirfes Of
$l94, 1855 Those who had money in
the banks that did NOT fail won 4 per
cent. The others took loss against which
they had no chance for an offset profit.
On the other hand, the man with 800
to invest and who insists on q 1000 to !
proposition: that is, he wants to win $780,
600 or nothing Of, usually gets nothing. In
999 cases out Of 1000 he loses. No man
who has g limited amount Of sayings TO
invest can afford to take such risks.
The happy medium is something
between she two extremes: the prepo-
sit1on that gives the man q certainty
that his money win earn MORE than
he can earn with his hands.
That involves some risk, Of course. If
he ventures on a new industrial, he takes
the risk Of 8 new invention or a change
in style putting his industrial out Of bust
ness. IL he invests in an established in
dustrial, he viii find that the price Of the
stock win have been boosted to a place
where the best be can do is to get 6 per
cent on his money 10 per cent in rare in.
stances. This boosting is done by those
who have thousands and thousands Of dol
lars to invest and who win NOT take a
risk: the man with 100000 in ready cash
IS willing to take 8 per cent, for that is
sS 900 per year. But the man with $1,000
10 invest cannot do much on his $50 per
year from per cent interest
So the man with 81 600 is driven out
INTO the open where be MUST take a risk.
rhe oil industry. while considered the
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02

-Whaes vnAwazafy. fashevT
'-xse behavaamr 81 peag
yoa aon't llhe."
. e o @
Mystic shall ] tell yOur for.
tuneg"
Client: "Yes--teiI Il 70 harry
upf"
q o q Q
II get more kick out o. bridge
when I play opposite my wife.
said the man as he rubbed his
shins.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02

Now boys. ven SING the
smspender sOngs ''At an Do
psmds on yon.~
q o q q
~Hss Iaay fellow. ISN'T hef"
"Yeah. Hs svsn runs bis
roadster Over a bump 70 set the
asAes off bis cigarette"
. q p o
"Your wlfe's blonde. isn't
shef"
''I'm not sure. She's up n
the beauty DariOr now"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02
MONEY Makes More MONEY
Than The MAN!

Called away on an important business
engagement in foreign country. a Ger.
tain merchant decided to set his employees
up in business until his return. So be
gave one of them 5000, another. A. OO0
and third, $1,000, according 20 their in
dividual ability.
After considerable time the merchant
returned. A bright. shiny new car stood
at the station platform and beside il,
IN expectancy stood his three former
employees
Whose CART asked the Boss.
Mine" replied the one who had r-
ceiyed 5000 The other two grinned an
proval as the Boss climbed IN.
How did you get along asked the
Boss, wondering whether his 5000 was
still in circulation.
Not 50 bad . said the driver beside him
took little flyer in two or three prop-
osltlons and was jolted several times but
finally got my pace and have your
five thousand doing duty for me. have
enough coming in that / doubt that the
wolf viii hang around my door for some
time to come "
How about youi" asked the Boss Of
one Of those in the back seat 81 see Won
are sporting good clothes and sparlder. 2
Ny bank book showed four thousand
iron men at closing time last night re.
phed ne who had received $1,000 II
went in with John on few propositions
BY pooling our cash we had greater BUYING
power and it did not take long to learn
that half Of the profit is in the buying.
That's great, said the Boss ssYOu
boys can make money faster than I can.
I am going to give you a partnership with
lie was interrupted by the appearance
Of roll of bills in front Of his noaa
his eyes followed from the bills to hand
and an arm and the face of the third
LAD who been staked with $1,000.
Here is your thousand" he said. uT
knew how you make your money. You
always buy bonds at four per cent 50
thought would do the same / knew that
l couldn't afford to pay you back
thousand it lost it, so / grabbed OFF
good industrial bond and have been getting
Ive per cent on it. The only trouble is that
the transfer fees and the brokers' conunia.
sion took the five per cent. |"
The Boss reached down and pulled the
emergency brake and the little ear
sloughed dizzily back and forth in the
road for few moments and then came
to a sudden halt
You walk said the Boss as he
snatched the thousand dollars. Incident
ally, you are looking for q new Job.
And 50 ends the 10Th century yersion
q very old story that was just as true
10 life twenty centuries ago as is it today
Everyone Is agreed on the principle Of
thrift. The man who does not SAVE never
yets anywhere.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02

most hazardous of industrials, hes made
greater fortunes than any other industry.
The industry has grown into Billion-dOllar
institutions and that means q limitation In
certain branches in the form Of difficult
competition. But there is one branch Of the
industry that has been pointed out BY his
tory as the one which makes the greatest
INDIVIDUAL fortunes. Il IS still open 10
the individual investor. How long this
viii last IS problematical, for this branch
is rapidly drifting into the hands of men
with millions men who are willing 70
take smaller rate Of return than the
average person can afford to accept
That branch is royalties: landowners
royalties The landowners share Of the
oil is the factor that makes riches from
poverty. The degrees Of risk vary in direct
ratio 70 the profits. The man who buys
royalty at 81 per acre point ahead Of the
drill on q wildcat structure is taking
chances Of 100 to ]. The man who In
vests - an acre point in proven territory,
without production, is taking risks of So
to i. The man who invests $40 an acre in
part producing and part proven property
Is taking risks Of 10 TO /. Then there are
some who viii invest $50 per acre point on
producing property for a possible profit
Of 8 to J.
The man who buys 81 royalty on q
wildcat that finds oil is likely 70 get
SIOO for every 81 invested. The man who
buys $38 producing royalty is likely to
get 800 back for each $50 invested Here
again, there is a chance to figure out a
margin Of safety.
The man who shoots at tbs moon"
IA any industry cannot suOcoed more
than once ia thousand. The man
who puts BRA1N9 into his invest
msngs can succeed In q dawras pro
portionats TO the merit Of the line
Of investment be chooses,
In the case Of royalties, the situation
has developed into a SCIENCE To sue
coed, a man must go into the subject of
royalties as carefully as he goes into the
subject Of his own profession, his own
business or his own job, so that he I'M
DEtSSTANDS what he is about There are
few agencies which make this possible.
This organization devOtes so per cent Of its
effort to educating our members TO m
TELLIGENT investment Only through
its members to succeed and
only through their success can this Co
operative buying agency survive. We re
Gently celebrated our eleventh birthday
eleven years of proof that our system is
sound and successful.
The greater our numbers, the greater
our buying power. We are in the midst
II the time Of greatest opportunity. We
want more participants 10 enlarge the pro
hts for everyone. We invite all who are
willing TO put their BRAINS IS well Is
heir money to work to join us for we feel
certain that we can show them how the
INVESTORS money viii make more money
or him than be could possibly make with
rs own hands
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02
BREAKTN0 N GENTLY

hItHAA1Nla n 0MNILX
Dad, DO y0a remember ths
ssory you told me about hos
you were expelled from colleseg'
Yes.
Well, isn't Il funny how his
tory repeats itselfs"
o o O o
Who's thnt dame giving
US the eys7''
On. JUST q scgOol-eeacher
that cant make her pupils
behave"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1932-07-02


MRS. JOHN SMITH
NOW that the --latest thicker,
-.7rand Hotel~ Is to soon be
shows IN your town, you
must have heard some Of the
stories about Il. Here's one:
Ab0nt the fellow who told
his gisz they were going to
Grand Hotel" the following
evening, and how surprised
he was when he met her
carrying a suiecase.
. q q q
The June bride had not come
out very well in her first en-
counter with cook book and
gas stove. She ran to the phone
and called mama.
Mother, she scbbed. Il can't
understand it. The recipe said:
Bring to bon on 3 brisk fire,
stirring for two minutes. Then
beat it for ten minutes did
and when I came back It was
burned to q cinder."
q o q q
WHAT A PARITY
was Il mSsch Of = neck
ing party last night7''
"was ~ Sag. before the
dance ehe hostess annOunceds
Everybody chnws HIS part
neri"
o q q q
Mistress Mora, you were en-
pertaining a man In Che kitch-
en- last night, we're you not5
Nora: That's for him to say.
mum. done my best
o g 2 o
'And you wont go riding
with that chap ngain because
you say he has trOuble with
his vision2''
eyes, his eyesaght Is 80 bad
that he secs nothing bat
parking spOts.r
q o o q
Darling. earn $4,000 a
year.
do you think you could man
age on THAR"
YES. dear-but what would
you live ont"
. o b .
The BARRIERS charge mOre
now because faces are lomger.
q y o .
june HAS Come
BRIDE REPAIRED AND
ROAD AGAIN OPENED.
Heading in Parker. South Da- :
kota, newspaper.
. o . o
When women so wrong. men :
go right after them.
q u u q
II understand he sold mis- 3
property for . song s
Yes, ali he got on It was q :
note"
o q q q 8
Some gulla were following q s
ferry boat
An Irishman said Mice flock ::
81 pigeons s
A tourist insisted Those are ::
yuiis"
We'll" said the Irisman, -
'guiis or boys, they're a fine So
lock Of pigaomR"
Evening star., 1932-09-16
SIX CAPITAL BOYS
NAMED TO ACADEMY
Two Sons of Fort Humphreys Off,
Ger Also Designated for
West Point.

Six Washington boys and the two sons
of an Army officer stationed at Fort
Humphreys, Va, have been designated
by President Hoover to take the March
entrance examinations for the United
States Military Academy, with view to
admission July l, 1898.
Donald Roy Matheson, aged 18, and
his brother, David Mason Matheson, II,
are the sons Of Mai John r. D. Mathe-
son. commanding the 18th Engineers at
Fort Humphreys. Others who are to
take the examinations in this city are
Wood Guice Joerg. son Of Mrs. Robert
Joerg, jr, 5000 Connecticut avenue:
John L. Haines. son of Maj. R. E.
Haines in the Office Of the chief of
Coast Artillery: Karl Dudley Stein
wachs. son of Comdr. F. S. Steinwachs,
u. S. N, Bureau of Engineering: James
Terence McCracken 1909 Twenty eighth
street; Parker Calvert. son of Maj. Viii
liam j. Calvert. 1921 street. and
Robert Clyde Gildert, jr., Of 3l00 Wis
consin avenue.
Evening star., 1932-09-16

the taxes. Where the taxpayer is sol.
vent he should obtain credit from other
sources than governmental subdivision
When he is not solvent the subdivision
should know it at once and the burden
of paying taxes shifted to stronger
shoulders"
Messages indorsing sound tax pro-
gram and urging reform In tax policies
we're received from President Hoover
and Gov. Roosevelt Wednesday night by
the association.
Mr.. Hoover said scientific study OF
problems in the field Of public finance
will bring about reforms in our tax
policies"
Urges State Action.
"Along with the necessity for drastic
tax reduction, the most pressing fiscal
problem of the day is to adjust the
State and local system to modern con-
ditions so as to relieve the burden on
real property, which now presses sc
inequitably upon the farmer and small
home owner" he added.
Mr.. Roosevelt commented. "The en-
viable position occupied by the National
Tax Association for 25 years is trib-
ute to the wisdom and foresight Of its
founders.
BY its adherance to its objective
and its Endorsement of sound tax ano
economic theories, it has attracted tc
membership the best thought Of the
country in the field"
Evening star., 1932-09-16
TAXPAYERS SCORED
FOR DEL|NQUENC|ES
"Lethargy" and Lax Officials
Blamed by Expert at
u. S. Session.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
COLUMBUS, Ohio. September 10
Taxpayers were accused of ''lethargy'
yesterday in an address by DR.. Fred R.
Fairchild of Yale University before the
National Tax Association here.
Not only are the taxpayers to blame
for the present conditions as they re-
late to delinquent taxes. but careless
and lax public officials should be chas-
tized Dr. Fairchild said
DR.. Fairchlld attacked what he
termed official confiscation of prop
erty for raising tax funds" and asserted
this was utterly indefensible" and had
reached stage bordering on" a major
crime.
Outlines Six Causes
Causes for delinquent taxes. he said
were faulty collections, inadequate pen
altieS. too many extensions, over
assessments, laXity of taxing officials
and legislative acts granting extern
sicns
"Nine-tenths of the accumulated de-
linquencies could have been averted by
fearless, exact and rigid collections OF
Evening star., 1932-09-16
BRAILLE CLASSES TO OPEN

Monday evening classes in Braille
will be held by the District Chapter.
American Red Cross, beginning at
pm. on October 3. Day classes for
Braille workers also will be organized.
Information may be obtained from
Mrs. L. S. Wolfe, chairman
Evening star., 1932-09-16
CENTRAL BUSINESS MEN
HEAR GEN. GLASSFORD
Police Head Gives Brief Talk as
Guest at Luncheon-Christ-
mas Plans Discussed.

Brig. Gen. Pelham D. Glassford,
superintendent of police, was guest of
honor at the regular luncheon meet
ing yesterday Of the Central Business
Club. Gen. Glassford spoke briefly.
Christmas plans for lighting of stores
and the annual Fourteenth street
parade were discussed at the meeting.
A committee. headed by Martin Hy-
song, was named to make plans for the
store lighting and another group. of
which Maj. Hudgins is chairman, will
make parade arrangements.
Evening star., 1932-09-16
D. c. WOMAN MISSING

Police Aid Search for Mrs. Nena
NARROW.
Police have been asked to aid in a
search for Mrs. Nena E. NARROW, 40, of
the 5000 block Of Twelfth street, re-
ported missing from her home yesterday
by her husband, Walter E. NARROW.
Relatives said Mrs. NARROW had not
been well and told police they feared
for her safety
The Washington times., 1932-07-22

the broadcast to go on. It was
a gala occasion; an anniversary
broadcast.
Tom was oblivlous of every
thing but his work. Forty-fiVe
minutes of Cherry Blossom
music was broadcast. Then 1t
was over.
Pretty gay crowd" said the
announcer, and looked around
the screen.
Tom looked, too. The room
was we'll filled; they were
dancing. "Swel1 music" Tom
agreed, tapping his foot.
Lets get going" suggested
the announcer. "Hey, what's
the big idea?" he asked, in
amazement.
Tom had seen Lynn. At a
corner table with Dwight. Her
hand lay on the table. Dwight'S
covered it. He was leaning
close, speaking to her eagerly.
She was listening. once she
spoke. Once she nodded and
smiled.
"Lord!" said Tom, aloud.
Come on" urged the an
nouncer impatiently. Have
you taken root?"
After a moment Tom stumbled
after the other man out into
the sleeping gardens where
snow was falling and lanterns
swayed in the wind.
Dwight had been saying, back
The Washington times., 1932-07-22
Based on the Great Film, "Skyscraper Souls"

Jennie? No. saw Lynn
Tom almost dropped the new
tube he was testing out. Lynn,
eh?"
"She called me up"
Don't suppose she mentioned
me, did she?" Tom asked care
leSsly.
Nope"
All Are Alike
Silence. Then Hank, knock
ing out his pipe, They're all
alike. Look here, Tom, we've
time for a glass Of beer before
we trek uptown. Let's go to
the Hole in the Wall"
Slim had seen Lynn. How
did she look?? Is she well? Is
she happy9 Has she forgotten
me? She can't have forgotten
me? But Tom, struggling him
self into an overcoat, spoke no
word. Funny, isn't it? he
thought. I'd give my right
hand to see her-and Slim,
who doesn't care If he never
sees her again
Not long afterward Tom saw
her at the Cherry Blossom.
He had gone up with his
two black bags and the an
nouncer to supervise the broad
cast. Busy, he was. behind
the screen, testing the lines,
waiting for signals, waiting for
The Washington times., 1932-07-22

there in the noisy room, But
you must have known always
that I loved you. Lynn. I've
come to an agreement with Mrs.
Dwight. She will set me free.
She's abroad now; We'll run it
through, routine fashion, in
Paris, and I'll come back for
you. Or would you join me
there In the late spring? We
could be married in England.
She said slowly. astoniShed
beyond measure, beyond compu-
tation ashamed of herself: Il
don't love you"
But you like me?"
This was where she nodded
and smiled. She said, Il like
you very much. But"
Darling, you'll love me. You
must. I want you so much
and I need you"
why me?" Lynn wanted to
know. "It seems so strange.
All the people you've known,
the women"
"I've never known any" he
said, and believed it. There is
only you. No one else has ever
existed"
He Will Wait
Tom had gone from her. Tom
no longer cared or he would
have returned before this. She
did not know how near he was
now. She had no warning, no
premonition. Suddenly she felt