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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
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V 5:00-Meet the Artist. 5:15-Captain Jack, sketch. 5:30-Sl -Slxippy, sketch. 5:45--True Animal Stories-Don
 Lang. 9:o0-Current Events-H. v. Kal.
 tenborn. 6:15-Program Resume. 6:20--Reis and Dunn, songs. . 6:30--HalIs orchestra. 6:40-- Emergency Unemployment
 Relief committee. .6:45-Just Plain .Bill, sketch. 7:GO-Myrt and Marge. 7:15-Buck Rogers in the Year
 2432, sketch. 7:30--David Percy, songs. 7:45--Georgie Price, songs; Kreu.
 gers orchestra. { S:00--Lyman's orchestra. S:15-The Magic Voice, sketch. 8:30--Kate Smith. songs. 8:45-C -Columbians orchestra. 9:OO--Arthur Tracy, the Street
 Singer; Shilkret's orches-
 tra. Music that Satisfies" 9:15-Kostelanetz's orchestra;
 Tommy Mclaughlin, bari
 tone. 9:3O-California Melodies. 10:0O-J. c. Flippen, comedian; mixed chorus; Rich's orr
 chestra. 1O:30--News--Edwin c. Hill. O'Neill, tenor. 11:0O--Symphony orchestra, direc-
 ton Howard Barlow. 11:30-Jones' orchestra. 12:OO--Redman's orchestra.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

Edith Meiser still has an active interest in drama because she once played on Broadway in numerous Theater Guild productions.
 Now author of those Sherlock Holmes dramas, heard twice each week over NEG networks from New York, Miss Meiser had parts fn "Fata Mcrgana,'' "The Guards man" and "Ths Chief Thing.'
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

tip to motorists Starting Monday of this week the auto +obe drive leading to the summit Rock in New Haven closed Repairs roadway this action The work will probably take hoped the drive by Sunday No yember 27 The West Rock drive of the piest in the ae There is an historical setting nasmuch 1t leads past the famous Judges in which the regcdes hid to escape the English crown whom they had condemned to death
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

Heard passing. Ten service buttons were awarded
 this week to Rocco DSteano James DStefano of Factory Silver Company John Bauby of Exchange Place fame is boosting of his fourube electric light socket radio set It's about of battery Bill Howard is the New Haven General hospital waiting operated this week He was injured playing basketball Colby Fletcher motored to Cape God ov the week end. EN
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
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 will stimulated interest in music brokers who longer afford lose suburbs important business members and leaders. H. T. Make Good Speaking greater than that the First Metho
 
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

Ben Bernie told someone the other day that cigar never touches his lips anymore. The friend, knowing the NEG Old Maestro's habit of never being without a long cheroot except when he sleeps, was mygtihed un- til he glanced at the one in the famous leaders hand and noticed the cigar, holder on the business
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
Good Evening.
TRIBUTE

She worships there in wonder Heaven. She views her Maker face to face; To hear an angels harp is given. Attuned to everlasting grace. Yes. weepl for earthly ties are riven And human feelings claim tear; Thy fond affection God hath given And Jesus wept for those held dear. But they would not ask again Your presence here; But crave, when eafth shall disappear, A dwelling with thee in that heavenly sphere.
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

To all nfoil donors of date many. many thanks number of names escaped mention in this column but the oversight was intentional and the department will be glad 10 print them on notification Marie Gabriel of 9 Walnut street the latest to favor with big box of tnfo gatherings The drive progressing favoraby with the Tower more than holding up its end of it
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

The Kwanian the following tickle the disabilities of its readers Teaher-'Tm surprised you. Sammy Wleks that you tell when Columbus discovered Amerea What does the chapter heading of the weeks lesson read Sammy--"Columbus 1492"-Teaeher-W isn't that plain enough! Did you it before!" Sammy-Ye m, but I always thought his telephone number
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
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6:OO-Meet the Artist. 5:15--Harold B; Smith, pianist. 5:30--Skippy. 5:A5-Musical Comedy Memories 6:0O-Current Events. 6:15-Reis and Dunn. comedy
 duo.
 e:3O-Jack Miller and orchestra 6:A5--Chandu te Magician. 7:O0-Myrt and Marge. 7:15-Cremona String quartet. 7:3O-Park Central orcestra. ,7:45-Margaret Birks. contralto;
 Barbara Troop, pianist
 George Westerman, yioiin'
 1st. s:00--Abe Lyman,s orchestra. 8:15-Magic of a Voice. S:s0-GMadison Singers. S:45-The Colurmbians. 9:0O--Music that Satisfies; Arthur Tracy. the Street Singer 9:15--Andre Kostelanetz's orches'
 tra.
 9:sO-To be anf,0npced. 1O:Oo--Mixed chorus: orchestra. 1O:30-Edwin c. .Hiil. O'Neal, baritone. 1 11:OOLSymphony orchestra. 1i:S0--Isham Jones orchestra.
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.5:00--Studio music. 5:15-Santa Flies from the Poles
 sketch. 5:30--7Hawaiian Ensemble. 6:00--Uncle Don. 6:30-Bergers orchestra. 7:00-Sports Ford Prick, 7:157-Bachelors quartet. 7:30--Why You Are Misunder-
 stood--O. Van Camper. 7:45-Three Piano Ensemble. 8:O0--Chandu the Magician. S:15--Ross Mclean, baritone. 8:30--M Minstrel show. 9:OO-Frank and Flo, songs. 9:15-Nationa Orchestra Concert
 Carnegie Hall. 10:30-The Jolly Russians. 10:45--Mildred Hunt, songs.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
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6:45--Chandu the Magician. 7:00-Antoinette Halstead, con-
 tra1to; concert orchestra. 7:15-11:15-Same as WEAF. 11:15A-Arm Chair Chats. 11:30-Romano's orchestra. 12:00--Same as WEAF. 12:30 a. m.-Watkinss orchestra.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
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7:O0--Music. 7:i6 Character Education--Dr
 F. R. Brammell. 2 7:30--Science and Engineering sa. Series. 7:45--O -Oceanography-pr Wilhann
 Cheney. 8:0O--Silent.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22
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 6:45-11:00--Sanle as WIZ. 11:O0--Sport review; news. 11:20-Louise Frayne, songs. I1:3O--Joy orchestra. 12:oO-Studio music. 12:15 a. n1.-Same as WIZ.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-22

This was either the Fire Marshal the Detective investigation being asked the above departments maintaining strict handso policy However that doesn't members of the fore department casting dark snees direction members of the bureau of auto repairs And thereby hangs tal Last Saturday the department held its annual turkey e Five nice birds be disposed of And five disposed of Four of them by four of members of the bureau of repairs The fifth
 member closeted with close friends just questioning advisabily of As of the smoke eaters declared the results became public, The turkeys may be in the bag but the drawings were not" Oh. yeah! -Go]- "
 To Waterbury In all fairness the company referred to n your letter to department Tall Towers could well print your letter without knowing the writer's and address you care to furnish this department will only be too glad print the letersx
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Had a Poor Opinion
of the "Bald" Eagle

Although the great naturalist, John
ton for the American or whitehead
ed eagle, also known as the bald
eagle, because of its great strength,
daring and cool courage. and it's I'M
equaled power Of flight. he was of
the opinion that it's undesirable quail
tiles were so many that the selection
of this bird as our national emblem
was an unhappy choice. In this he
expressed agreement with Benjamin
Franklin, as is indicated in the fol-
lowing. taken from Audubon's IAN
Account of the Habits of the birds
of the United States of America"
"In concluding this account of the
white headed eagle. suffer me. kind
reader, to say how much grieve
that 1t should have been selected as
the emblem of my country. The opin-
ion of our great Franklin on this
subject, as it perfectly comedies with
my own, shall here present to you.
For my part says he, in one of his
letters, 4 wish the bald eagle had
not been chosen as the representa-
tive of our country. He is bird of
bad moral character; he does not get
his living honestly: you may have
seen him perched on some dead tree,
where, too lazy to fish for himself.
he watches the labor of the fishing
hawk; and when that diligent bird
has at length taken fish. and is
bearing 1t to his nest for the sup.
port of his mate and young ones. the
bald eagle pursues him, and takes it
from him. With all this injustice.
he is never in good caste, but, like
those among men who live by sharp
ing and robbing. he is generally poor.
and often very lousy Besides, he
is a rank coward; the little king
bird, not bigger than sparrow. at
tacl1s him boldly, and drives him out
of the district"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Profitable Weeping

A number of married men were re-
Gently dining together ut their club.
The question was asked. "What trait
in your wife do you consider the
most expensive one?" The answers
were as numerous as the men in the
party. With one 1t was vanity, an
other religion, or charity or love of
dress. The last man to whom the
question was put answered oracular.
ly, "Her tears !"-Exchange.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
AS NEAR AS POSSIBLE

Two young men were in earnest con-
versation on matters regarding the fair
sex.
How could you be so deceitful as to
tell Miss Prim she was pretty?" asked
Cuthbert.
II wasn't deceitful at ALL" replied
Basil.
But, my dear man." said Cuthbert,
you don't mean to say you think she
is actually prettyY"
"Of course not" replied his com
panion. "What told her was that
she was as pretty as she could be. -
Stray Stories.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
But They Are Doing 1t

'Where are you going in such
hurry?"
"Just taking a train for Hollywood.
Got wonderful idea for the movie
people,"
1907"
eyes. They've been overlooking
golden opportunity in the making of
films. I'm going to advise them to
add the name of the third assistant
janitor.'
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

Due to important, scientific de-
velopments in the world-famous
Bayer laboratories, almost IN
SLANT relief from headaches,
neuralgia and rheumatic pains is
being afforded millions.
Because of a unique process in
making and tableting, Genuine
Bayer Aspirin is made to dissolve
almost INSTANTLY in the stom-
ach. Hence il starts to work almost
instantly. And thus takes hold"
of the average nain or headache in
as little as three or four minutes
after taking. The fastest, safe relief,
it is said, ever known for pain.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Because of Quick Dssoig Property ASPIRIN Starts
"Taking Hold" or Minutes After Taking

Remember, it is Genuine Bayer
Aspirin which provides this unique,
quick-acting property. So be sure
you get the Real Article-GEN-
UINE BAYER Aspirin when you
buy. Naturally you want the fast
est, possible relief-and that's the
way to get it.
To identify the genuine, see that
any box or bottle of aspirin you buy
is clearly marked Genuine Bayer
Aspirin" And that any tablet you
take is stamped clearly with the
name "Bayer" in the form of a
cross. Remember-Genuine Bayer
Aspirin cannot harm the heart.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
A Bedtime Story

Mrs. Kitten--I heard Jones and his
wife fighting last night.
Mrs. Cat--Is that SO?
Mrs. Kitten--Yes. they were fighting
over the radio.
Mrs. Cat-Goodness What won't
they broadcast next!
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

Father-Why won't you marry
Fritz?
Daughter-I will only marry man
who knows life and has learnt it's
sorrows.
Father see, widower.-Deutsche
Illustrierte (Berlin).
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

Thousands are going over to the
idea of dictatorship to rule the peo
pie, while dictatorship in the house.
hold has become obsolete.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Color Scheme

A little girl, three years old, was
asked what kind of Ice cream she
would like to have.
After hesitating few minutes she
replied: 81 think vanilla would look
best on my dress" detroit News.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Not Exactly

"Don't you agree that Time is the
greatest healer"
'He may be-but he's certainly no
beauty specialist. "-Moustique
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

Mr.. Slowwit-I-er-er-am going to tell
you something that erer-will no doubt
surprise you. I-er-e r-think-
Miss Kutting-Well, that Is sur
prise. Funny / never noticed it be
fore. How long have you been think
ing?
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Calling 1t Even

Mr.. Mayem with his lawyers bill In
hapd) Sir. this charge Is outrageous
Ills Lawyer (blandly) But so was
the charge against which l defended
yol.-Stray Stories.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Hungry

Doctor-"Feed a cold and starve a
fever" Negro Boy-"Doc, heah's
whear All gets me a cold!"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
Mere Bagatelle

Landlady discussing worlds tron
bles)-I suppose we must be prepared
for anything these days.
Boarder (eyeing his helping)-Yes
or at any rate for hardly anything
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

Why be frantic about improving
the human race? There are a bill
lion years to do it in.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

Father-So you want to marry my
daughter eh? Have you any business
judgment?
Suter-Well, sir, I'm trying t. get
into your family, am not?-Answers.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13

VACUUM CLEANER PARTS at wholesale
prices We exchange or replace floor brushes
$1.75 cords s1.26. bags s1.50. belts. mo-
tors, ETC., for all makes. regardless of age.
Send old part with your order.
UNITED VACUUM CLEANER CO.
1890 Ocean View Ave-. Los Angeles. Calf.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-10-13
STERN, COLD FACT

"Most of our Ills are purely imagi
nary"
"Yes. But when you eat mush.
rooms and develop toadstool symp-
toms there Is usually something more
than imagination to be reckoned with"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11
Parties Revert
 to Old Type
Hostesses Introdnc in g Simpler and More SpOn-
 taneOus Entertaining

The return to fashion Of leg-o- mutton sleeves and little square aet sailor hats has turned our thoughts to the Gay Nineties. Much of the life of the days when grandmo- thers raised shocked eyebrows at the bicycle -built-for-two, appears amusing and quaint, but nont the less charming.
 Many hostesses are finding that i've moderns" are easily entertain ed at home these days by some of the same things that amused the gay young blades at the turn of the century. An evening that begins with the cordial and informal in- yitation Come in for Coffee" may progress to charades and end in a hilarious gathering around the piano to sing such old favorttes as "In the Shade of the old Apple Tree'' and "In the Good old Sum- mer Time
 Smart hostesses on small budgets are responsible for this simpler and more spontaneous kind of enter taining. No longer, able to give large dinners, they've discovered that their friends like to drop in casually after dinner for coffee and amuse themselves. With a low cof- fee table, an attractive coffee service and few willing guests who'll help pass cream and sugar, 2 party Is well started on it's way. Just as some restaurants have gained fame by the excellence of their coffee 50 l the kind of coffee you serve this winter may make--or break you l socially, Good coffee need not Dc expensive and 1t can be made by any method-drip pot, percolatoi or regular coffee pot-if you ob- serve few simple rules.
 First be sure your coffee is fresh- ly roasted so that 1t has every bit of the fresh flavor and aroma that makes coffee so desirable. Secondly remember to have your grocer grind it correctly for your method of, making 1t or yau won't. get the full flavor of the fresh coffee. Fine grind for drip pot, medium grind for percolator and coarse grind for the old fashioned coffee pot. have been found to give the best results. Measure coffee and water accurate ly. One rounded or two level table, spoons of coffee to one measuring cup of water is the rule for break fast coffee and may be used for after dinner coffee.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11
Quickly Prepared
 Dinner Dishes
A Baked Dinner That Can Easily Be Served in 1.
 45 Minutes
BY MARIE CLIFFORD

AAAA--N--8 ~NA"
 Dinners that can be prepared and served in less than an hour are Interestingly popular. and the old standboys are not only an aid in serving such a dinner. but are friend to the lean purse.
 Boiled ham has long been q fav- orite cold meat dish, but few have realized the numerous apeptizing, tasy and satisfying dinenrs that can be preajred with boiled ham as basis.
 Following is suggestive baked dinner which can easily me pre- pared and served in 45. minutes:
 Vegetable Soup
 Baked Boiled Ham Slice
 Candied Sweet Potatoes Buttered Diced Carrots
 Cabbage and Pineapple Salad
 Whole wheat rolls Butter Green apple pie Cheese Other dinners can be prepared in, equally as short a time, so following are several recipes for the preparation of boiled ham dishes that will be the crownirg glory of many quickly prepared dinner. .<
 Baked Boiled Ham Slice
 1 inch slice boiled ham
 teaspoon mustard
 Milk to cover ham
 3-4 cup brown sugar.
 Place ham slice in casserole or baking dish, rub with mustard and brown sugar. Then pour milk over to just cover, the ham. Place in a moderate oven (350 degrees F.) for 20 minutes, Serves four. BroiIed Boiled Ham Score the fat on the edge of a 1ss fb slice of boiled ham. Put in a hot frying pain, or under broiler; scar quickly. turn and brown on other side. Lower heat and cook slowly for few minutes. Serves four. Ham Salad 3 cups diced cooked boiled ham 1 cup crisp lettuce. shredded cup chopped sweet pickles h cup diced celery 5g | 1a cup diced cucunbers df de- I sired)
 h cup mayonnaise dressing | M cup sweet red pepper, choppeds Toss all ingredients together; moisten with mayonnaise. Serve
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11

there is plenty of time to prepare delicious cranberry cocktails. These are served nowadays not only as an appetizer, (when they are usu- ally accompanied by crisp cheese wafers), but as dessert with fruit cake, or at tea time with dainty sandwiches or canapes. s Cranberry Cocktails
 Cook four cups of cranberries with four cups of water until the berries stop popping. Strain through cheesecloth. Bring to ,,oiline point, add two-thirds cup If sugar. boil two minutes. then
 Thrift Plum Pudding
 3 cups cooked carrots. mashed x cup finely chopped suet Y cup sugar
 4 teaspoon salt
 Z cup crumbled Zwieback or crnmbled rusks 1 cup raisins and citron, chopped x teaspoon cinnamon
 Y teaspoon cloves
 ? teaspoons baking powder X
 eggs, beaten
 Mix ingredients in order given and pour into greased mold. Steam one and one-half hours. Serve with hard sauce or whipped cream
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11
PUMPKIN r|H A|ADE
 H A SQUARE
|nn 111kla or eannsd

{ l-l cups cookod or canned pumpkin
 eTFl
 |I q cup milk
 1-1 fr1l1o0n ginger --
 141 teaspoon ciofe |, s-S cup light brown sugar. { teaspoon cinnamon |f I-2 teaspoon salt. !. Tf f,he pumpkin Co watery. put In a r1lFtopan and cook slowly, stir rinr occasionally until most of tho iionld has evaporated. Add beat cn eng y0lks and milk. Combine rurar, spices, and salt and add to nsimpkin mixture. Fold in the 6tIffiy beaten egg white and pour into q square pie plate which has been iInad with rich pastry, brushed with white of egg. Bake | in a hot over CABS degrees F.) for 20 ninutes, then reduce heat te slow oven (250 degrees F.) and bake about 20 minutes longer, l When the pie is completely baked
 the fiIling win be firm and will not stick to knife blades-By Beulah Gillaspie in Mccalls.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11

Here's good news for everybody who wants a supremely enticing breakfast cereal with the added health benefits of BRAN.
 Now you can get these benefits ... enjoy the crisp deliciousness of Posts Bran Flakes at the lowest price in history.
 At this new low price, you can serve Posts Bran Flakes to your family gener- ously and often. Serve Posts Bran Flakes plain, with milk or cream-with fruit or berries. Marvellous oven.fresh crispness- dosbls-crisp now because it's Crisp
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11
CARAMEL POPCORN FOR
 THE AUTUMN PARTY

; Are you one of the people who are ''crazy about" caramel pop corn-crisp kernels coated with creamy caramel? You can make 1t at home you know, and very cas- fly, too. First pop your corn. Then make your coating by cooking 3 cups dark karQ syrup, l cup brown sugar, 8 ounces of butter and 1-2 teaspoon of cream of tartar te the Unread stage'-it will take about 20 minutes. Pour over the pop corn gradually mixing all the time. Then spread out on an oiled board or slab. Delicious!
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-11
George Rector's Famous
 Onion Soup Au Gratin

Now 1t can be told! George Rec tors famous Ipion Soup Au Gratin is made public.
 1 1-2 quarts meat broth medium -sixed onions
 1-4 cup butter
 1 teaspoon WOrc'tershirc sauce
 Salt and pepper to taste
 Toast
 Grated Parmcsan cheese
 Slice the onions thin and brown them carefully in the butter. Add the broth. Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, and simmer until the onions are tender. Pour the soup into an earthen-ware tureen or into an over-glass casserole. Arrange on top slices of toast or French rolls which have been split and toasted. Sprinkle with grated Parmesan cheese and place under { the broiler until the cheese melts sand browns. Serve regularly until you feel better.