The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-12-22
|. |. P. BOWLING
 CHATTER
After all is said and dones The knocks and boosts, are
 meants in fun.
 First it's you and then It's me And with a smile we all agree.
(By Iotta Strikesanspares)

First it's you and then it's me
 And with smile we all agree.
 (By Lotta Strikesansparcs)
 We'll done, l.. I. F.: you certainly did yourselves proud, through your efforts financially and otherwise over 100 Lithuanian needy families wil lreceive Christmas cheer in. the form of an Xmas basket heaped with eatables and everything that goes toward making December 25th a real honest to goodness "Merry Christmas for families who will appreciate and thank you for 1t.
 Credit for what you l.. I. F. pin busters have done goes tO no one individual, every bowler had his little part and played 1t to pericc- ton. there were no miscues or errors. It was our fist attempt at this sort of relief work and it will bc 100 per cent successful. L0tta Strikcsansparcs rises to her feet and shouts, Three Big Cheers for the L. I. F. gang, Hip, Hip' Hooras'
 Now for the mud: The sth won der, remarked Shadow smith. A mlraCj0 SIhtcQ <AtiSy 4A"AAs.SSA Kairis. It Is that and lot more. When Attorney Bobbin and pr Coiney hit over 100 in any one game, it's front page news. same as when a man bites Q dog. Bobbin rolled 121 and Colney 109. believe it or not, and do not ask us now they did 1t, 1t Is just one ef. those things that happen once In a blue moon.
 With the aid of tho mayor, gov- ernOr and attorney general Reu. ton was drawn mp and maile0t 70 the B. B. Co, bowling alley manu. facturcrs for their decision which shall he final. The question, one of hIchly technical nature from Q bOwlcrs standpoint is thiss When is 1t legal or i1leEaf for . bowler to sIiSIe from 1 to ??2? feet over the foul line. My answer Is, 1t is always legal in the l.. I. F. league, but il- legal when bowling against Zubies xoup team. 4,.
 He stepped up to bowl.
 And slid over the line,
 Ed up and shouts foul"
 Hop smiles and says fine"
 Ed took two and said win
 Hop turned around with grin,
 You tok two but did not w!n,.
 For you can't take 1t on the <
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 Hey, Hey. Doc selens novacain. CTS gave SheriR Jcnusaitis and his deputies q lesson in shoyeiing. Docs men sh0vcled so fast they undermined tho foundation of making 1t . three way tic for this position. Ed Yanavich, Jcnusaitis and Selens. Misery loves company"
 Doc selens takes his poodle out on a leash every day. Holding the dog back is what develops Docs bowling arm states J. ". Stokes. Shake hands with the one and only pin by pin bowling broadcaster. no loud speaker, no megaphone, he Is both combined. for further inform ation regarding Pop" Zubras see Wincheil Smith. "Pop' is the only man who can describe the action of q ball going down the center lane and Amt dat sumpin' . Charles DubausIxas wants waivers on Sheriff Jcnusaitis. Jcnusaitis hit 332 and Dubs remarked that the Sheriff was too good for the team, Would you swap for Al Judge Bronsky, asked Tommy Deliniks and the answer was sure. bronsky and Dubausl<as hit about the same ayeragc which is an easy way for Charlie to admit that he is slip- ping. Why not take lesson from Dr COlncy.
 Those two sliced bread dispen- sers. Joe Yanavich and Johnny Mendei sliced through those pins like Al Vailonis and Jay Wubble Stokes slice pressed ham, which makes 1t even ali the way round. Wonder # Electricion Happy" \ Lasky couldn't Aizzle the pressed ham and toast the bread by shoot ing few hundreds volts into the above quartet:
 What! Ho! Xmas is here. the pln boy Kicked oyer the map!cs and .Billy Afazaika the Onion City fhunderbolt hit . score of S64s well \ that's one way of setting them Bill. Poor Anthony Dulskis had to 4 be content with 5O0 and Captain Z John KOpicxb: PhO0ey. look at these scores for captain and anchor man, 60, e5, 80. You ARE . gOOd anchor John, even "ShOrt Ariny Jacobs 1lG better, AIexaitie rolled .,n ssr 2; as;! ss 2 H5 score you don''
 Tn this weslkg select 800 circle we ind scxton John vaitukaitis as leader with 567, e. Lasky S34. | c. Laslsy 3s4s KIish s24, Bill Ken- ausis S04, accidents still happen, Romanausgas s2S, orintas s1e, Doc selens szz Delinilss 2li. sfO, Father KripaS sbs. Bobbin sSs sos zsS4ss S,rsss SsSa 5:sSse'ssi, Masss s55ss and Hop shsrcn soI Z May your Merry Christmas spell with d capital ''M"-Ats All.
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