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ton in fact. Alice Roosevelt Long
worth.
I expect to be good for Is or 20
years more of active service.-Alonzo
Stage, retired as head football coach
at University Of Chicago.
I am the last man to plead for Ger
many, because she brought the terri
bic disaster upon herself :. but hon.
or demands that other nations fulfill
their pledge to disarm.-David Lloyd
George, wartime Prime Minister of
Great Britain.
Mrs. Boole ella A. Boole, president.
w. c. r. ID is a stalwart bourbon
I'm afraid it Is going to
be mighty hard for her to give up
Herbert Hoover.-William D. Upshaw.
Prohibition party's presidential candi-
date.
4 X X
Kind words will not put men back
into jobs or money into their pockets.
Walter G. Teagle, chairman, nation
al are-the-work committee.
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Dangerous Business
IN. Y. World-Telegram)

Certain Republican spokesman and
orators are resorting to the Mark
Hanna method in their efforts to
serve their cause. The Mark Hanna
method is to campaign with fear.
In 1896 it went to the extreme of
employers actually notifying employees
that the factories would not open the
day after election in event of Bryan
victory.
Because Mckinley won. that STRAIT
egg, despite its utter defiance of the
spirit Of democracy and it's cruel ruth
lessness, has been accepted as tradi-
tionally effective and has reappeared
in various guises. So today it is being
employed.
If times were not so critical-if they
were even no more critical than in
l896-if such confidence as does exist
today were not so vital, this might
be passed off as politics" But as
things now stand it is about the most
dangerous weapon that could be en-
ployed. 1t boils down to a proposition
OF IT we can't run the ship We'll sink
it,
The idea, of course, when thought
fully analysed, is ridiculous. For any
political party to arrogate to itself the
assumption that it possesses the only
brains and the only equipment by
which the country can be saved should
be laughable, particularly when the
party happens to be one which, having
claimed perfection, has given four
year demonstration of imperfection.
But the fact Of the matter is that
with the times so out of joint, with
hardships so widespread, any threat
Of further disaster fits the psychology
Of the moment, adds to the general
gloom and thereby Is q blow to such
courage and such confidence as still
remain.
Therefore We say that this revival
Of the Mark Hanna method Is dan
gerous business.
1t should be repudiated by every Re-
publican campaign manager. by every
prominent Republican leader, by Pres
ident Hoover himself, by all who put
patriotism above politics.
We do not believe that America has
yet come to the pass where good Re-
p'lblicans will approve of burning the
house to warm the party's baby.
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Fighting Bob Shular

Los Angeles has its Aimee McPher-
son and its no less renowned Bob
Shuler, militant southern Methodist
minister nominated for the United
States senate on the Prohibition ticket
to oppose the wet Tallant Tubbs and
the moist Williams Gibbs McAdoo.
Rev. Shuler received more votes than
either Tubbs or McAdoo. He is hos
tile to the Hoover regime because the
Republican radio commission kicked
him off the air. He owned a power
full station in connection with his
church, THE Trinity Methodist" and
when he took to abusing Republicans
and bankers the federal government
solemnly informed him that he was
not operating in the interests of pub
lie service.
6huler's total vote in the major
party primaries was $4,000, or $4,000
more than McAdoo's and $4,000 more
than Tubbs. Now the issue is where
viii the Wardell. shortridge and other
primary contenders' vote go? Some
assert the drift will he against rather
than for Shuler, while Shuler fol-
lowers declare the militant minister
he's as much chance to pick up sup
iport from this bloc of voters as any
1.-THE other two candidates.
Senator Hiram johnson is backing
Tnbbs and the Democratic machine
r fairly well united behind McAdoo.
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Cured Without Operation

Iwish to thank you for recommend
ing me to DR.. ......... I went to him
and had the hernia treatment, and I
am happy to say that am now cured.
wv. F. o.
Answer-Thank you for your report.
Most correspondents forget to tell me
their experience. This ambulant treat
ment of hernia Is making slow but
steady progress. The regular profess
sion is so per cent cautious and so
per cent dumb about modern develop
ments in therapeutic technic.
Good 'Iasses
Quite while ago entered COM
plant about the molasses you recon-
mended, but since then, all of that
brand have been able to procure has
been of excellent quality, and I now
apologize. I believe the dealer subSti-
tuted some inferior molasses when I
first asked for the kind you recon-
mend "a. O. c.
Answer--Ihcre are several good
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brands Of molasses now on the mar
ket, all free of sulphur dioXide. This
real old-fashioned molasses is not
only delicious for cooking, but makes
a table syrup which. in my opinion,
has no superior, and am rendering a
health service when 1 advise that such
molasseS be freely given the children.
HemOrrhOids
On reading one of your articles
about hemorrhoids and the nistaking
of cancer for piles" I went to
Dr......... for examination. He as
sured me the trouble was only hem
orrhoids. He gave the injection treat
ment. After four sessions of this the
trouble disappeared But there is one
external hemorrhoid which he says
will have to be surgically removed.
Would he kid" me about this and
keep it from me if it were cancer?
q. g.
Answer-No, the doctor you men
ton is a reputable physician and he
would not withhold his opinion if he
believed you had cancer. It is true,
the injection treatment is for INTER-
NAL piles only, and the external kind
must be removed surgically.
Copyright, John F. Ollie Co..
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Smiths name was crossed off ~.
list. The overnight stops EXPLAINED
20 her; the route which would be
taken. There was refreshment
stand nearby, mushroom like
growth. She could have coffee there.
the man in the Office told her. She
refused, forcing smile. She had
had early breakfast at her hotel NJ
Eames and his party had arrived She
was told. They were waiting for one
more passenger I'VE expect her a.
any moment now" said the office
manager.
The girl left the office, stood for
a moment at the barriers to the field
An elderly man, a fat, comfortable
woman and young man stood to-
gether, their luggage about them.
talking excitedly. 1t was verv
MINDLESS, warm day in summer. The
sky was without a cloud. The sun
shonc brilliantly. How could if,
thought the girl, standing there
alone.
The field was vocal with activity
The plane, in readiness, was of a
twin-motored cabin type, carving
eight passengers including pilot me.
.chanic and steward. The girl walked
toward it just as the Office manager
turned from his desk to greet thc
last arrival who came up in pant
ing taxi.
Presently
The passengers climbed in set.
thing themselves. Mr.. Eames ar.
ranged his party fussily. The ofic.
manager standing on the field made
the introductions. Mr.. Eames. his
wife and son acknowledged the
presence of Miss Smith" They
looked conscious that she had onlv
joined the party by a fluke. the
failure of their own friends to make
the trip. The last passenger was also
a woman; young woman. She
climbed in, taking her place beside
the solitary girl. She casually looked
at her and then smiled suddenly.
with obvious delight:
why, Fanclon Meredith" she
exclaimed, "who in the world would
have thought of seeing you here"
Copyright 1881 BY Faith Baldwin
Distributed by
King Features Syndicate, Inc.
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that the pipes involved were not he.
male pipes, but ladylike affairs and
that open purchase, along with mild
tobacco buying, is almost common
place. A spy from one of the big de-
partment stores, checking the British
fads, found women pipe smokers on
the up in London. And the store I'M
mediately laid in a supply Of small
and dainty pipe sets.
But the day ketch my frau at my
favorite calabash or meerSchaum-
whoopsi
X * X
THE PLAYS THE THING
Actors are a loyal lot-and always
have been! For weeks scores of Ne
groes in the all-colored casts of "Old
Man Satan" have been walking from
125th Street and Whereabouts to re-
hearsal because the producers were
putting on the show with little cash
on hand. Or so went the legends.
The show opened and showed little
sign of being hit. The actors merely
shrugged their shoulders and went
home.
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Member Of Audit Bureau OF
Circulation
Never Any Doubt

Governor Franklin D. Roosevelt has
cleared the political atmosphere by
his Pittsburgh speech and definitely
placed in the record his attitude on
some issues which may not have been
as clearly defined as seemed neces-
sary.
After sketching the fiscal picture
of the federal treasury. he came to
the very logical and inevitable con-
clusion that, despite the merits or de-
merits of the bonus payment demands,
they could not be met and that he
would resist such demands.
OF course to those who have fol-
lowed Roosevelt's career closely, it was
well known that as early as last April,
weeks before the Chicago convention,
in a newspaper interview of wide dis
tribution, he declared that the gov
eminent was in no financial position
to make immediate payment of its
bonus obligations.
Roosevelt discounted the Coolidge
New York speech and the plaintive
utterances of President Hoover at
Cleveland. AS result of the Pitts
bprgh speech, it will be necessary for
the Republican strategists to dig
new line of defensive trenches.
The New York governor was on
sound ground when he discussed the
high cost of government at Washing
ton. His facetious reference to the
Commerce building as the marble
palace of fact finding" visualizes a
condition under which the taxpayers
OF the nation smart. Mr.. Hoovers
appearance in the Harding cabinet
was responsible for an orgy of spend
ing and a multiplication of bureaus
and experiments, noble and otherwise.
In less than four years the Hoover
administration, with depression in the
picture, increased federal government
costs a billion dollars. Already the
national budget is nearly 100000
short of balancing. These are very
vital issues for the American voter
to ponder. To date. the Hoover back
ers have dealt largely in campaign
to scare the workers, to spread vitu-
peration and to paint in glowing terms
their own infallibility.
Mr.. Roosevelt indicated very
ready source OF federal income in
driving the liquor business out into
the open under federal control. Pres
ident Hoover has been silent on that
important issue. Mr.. Roosevelt fear
lessly stands upon the Democratic
commitments at Chicago which are
short. terse and beyond equivocation.
His Pittsburgh speech was a great
call to progressives of all parties to
back him in an earnest attempt to
stem the rising costs of government
and prevent the continuance of speak
easies and racketeers. He has shown
himself to be fearless leader, strik-
ing from the shoulder and anxious to
play the game with all the cards on
the table.
This address is the high note of
Mr.. Roosevelt's campaign.
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Barbs

The Democrats have sicked Gene
Tunney on Able Booth, former Yale
grid star who is transforming for Hoo
yer. Now we can expect to hear any
moment that Jim Londos and Babe
Didrikson have taken to the stump.
X x X
International tangles haven't a
thing OH the sleeve lining of last
winters overcoat.
X * X
IT you think that the old grad who
goes back for the big game lacks the
fire of his college days, just try the
stuff in his hip pocket.
X * \:
Alas and alack. If the straight
ticket were only a guarantee!
X X
Experience teaches that when
diplomats say situation is
hopeful they mean the dickering
so far has been flop.
X x
Maybe it's because the dollar goes
farther now that it's SO much harder
to find.
Copyright, 1882, NEA Service, ,Inc.)
If all the rain that fell on the earth
during the course of year could be
gathered together at one time, it
would cover the entire globe to an
average depth of 29.13 inches.
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Runs Like One. ANYWAY

Whether one always agrees with
Senator Gerald p. Nye in his views
or not, it must be admitted that he
is an effective campaigner. Election
statistics reveal few if any more i'm
pressive endorsements than the one
he received i'll the June primaries.
When the meticulous Senator Moses
of New Hampshire referred to Nye
among other solons as sons of wild
jackasses, he probably forgot how
fleet of foot these animals are. The
speed of Mr.. Nye's primary gait shows
that the political variety of the wild
jackass can run like those of the
desert who go forth to their work;
rising betimeS for prey; the wilder
ness yieldeth food for them and their
children
North Dakota prairies have GER
tainly yielded votes for Senator Nyc
and interest now centers in whether
he can duplicate his record of June.
Mr.. Nye did not hedge on issues in
his Bismarck address. He struck out
at what he calls entrenched wealth
and vested interests in true La Fol-
lette style. Senator Norris could have
done no better. In fact, some of the
speakers at the Bismarck rally ex-
tolled Norris, who is now openly for
Roosevelt.
The junior senator excoriated many
of the Hoover policies but mentioned
in this address no presidential candi-
dates. Few national campaigns have
been so confused, or SO complicated
as the present one.
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She mustn't think of herself. She
must think of Tony. Must pray that
he get off ;. safe scot-free. No
matter what he had done, no matter
how mistaken she had been in him
she laughed aloud, thinking of the
gullible girl who had come to San
Francisco from Hawaii eight short
months ago-no matter how things
had turned out. he had been good to
her after his fashion; had even
loved her-after his fashion. And
She had loved him, in thoughtless,
thrilled, unthinking sort of way +. f.
i'll the way of first love, careless and
sweet.
That was all over now.
She sat quite still trying to think
of all his last directions. She was
to go to this flying field. 1t was one
owned by small commercial conf
pany. They operated planes for pri-
vate charter. One had been char
tered by a rich man and his family,
to make two-stop fight to New
York. At the last minute two of the
passengers had been unable to come;
one place had quickly been filled;
Tony had heard of the final vacancy,
in his underground fashion. How
Tony heard things. she never knew,
never had known. So he had re-
served the place. in the name of :. :.
Miss Smith.
They were at the field now. She
got out of the cab and paid her
driver. She walked over to the lit
tie Office. A plane was just landing.
Another was tuning up. She looked
at it, duly. It was, she thought, the
one which would take her. Once
oh, a hundred years ago, the pros
pect of the long fight would have
filled her with adventurous rapture.
Not now. Just means to an end.
Just an escape. An escape +. from
peering faces, from newspaper head
lines, from some stolid faced man,
stranger, handing her subpoena
;. from men who would try to win
from her all her knowledge Of Tony.
his means of living. his method of
business, his whereabouts.
An escape.
At the Office the formalitics were
completed. the money paid. Miss
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H TODAY 81
:.WQRL!D WARA.
ANNIVERSARY
&&&I%GSE.
GERMANS ASK TRUCE


On Oct. 81, 1918, Germany suggest
ed to President Wilson arrangements
for an armistice, announced that her
submarines would be restricted and
told of government reforms.
The allies advanced on a 9O-milc
front from the Dutch border to the
Disc, east of ST. Quentin. Germans in
northern Belgium were forced back
upon Client and the Scheldt.
In the Balkans, French troops
reached the Danube near Vidin, she'll
ed an enemy monitor and drove it
ashore.
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IN
Zl:(ZIl
YORK
|!!!!!5 ssl!9s

GETTING A GOOD NAME
New York, Oct. al never could
remember names. But even if had
better memory for monikers, it
would be difficult to recognize scores
Of famous stage and screen folk by
their real names.
Just to give you an idea-Chotsey
Noonan is Sally ONeill, Myrna Will
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Hoover radio speakers have as
sumed, for the purposes of this cam
paign at least, most astounding su-
periority complex and one is reminded
of the admonition OF Job: "No doubt
We are the people, and wisdom shall
die with YOU
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-21

Political observers point, however, to
certain weaknesses in the McAdoo and
Tubbs organizations which may re-
dound to the benefit Of Fighting Bob
Shuler.
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Now that the Ladies Home Journal
has settled that momentous issue of
whom Mrs. Alice Longworth is going
to support for the presidency, the
campaign can proceed in the even
tenor of its way.
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There is an old legend that l am a
power in politics, that I influence
votes on legislation "a curious and
absurd legend totally without founda-
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, M. D.

Signed letters
diagnosis. treatment, will a
addressed Letters
ink No reply be made queries
Address DR.. William Brady newspaper.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend OF thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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liams became Myrna 10y; Joe Stern
added Won and Berg and became
Joseph Won Sternberg, the director:
Nancy LIE Hiff thought Nancy Carroll
would sound better and. when it comes
to long distance records, get this one
Lolita Dolores AsunSolo De Martinez.
That. fellow fans. is Dolores Del Rio.
This world championship is almost
tied by DeAlonZo Louis Antonio De-
1noso, who is Gilbert Roland.
Well. if you like the game, we'll
give you a few more: Fannie
Brice started as Fannie B0roch;
June Conyer was Dorothy Heer-
nance. Gilda Gray was once
known as Mariana NIicholska.
Paula Osterman doesn't sound
half SO Spanish as Raquel Torres,
does it: Jack Gilbert was John
Pringle. Ina Claire was born with
the good Irish name of Ina Pagan.
Richard Dix came out of the mid
die west as Ernest Brimmcr. Ra-
mon NovarrO changed from Ra-
mon Samaniego.
X * n
CONAN VS.. HOLLYWOOD
The reverberations of George NJ Co
hans attack on Hollywood are still to
be heard out in the film capital.
Cohan, you may recall, hurried back
after his one picture, yawning and an
noyed. He said he didn't mind half
a loaf, but full time loafing wasn't up
his alley. He had been paid fabu-
lous price and had little, or nothing,
to do for weeks on end. He declared
that none of the studio officials knew
what it was all about and that every
one got in the way of everyone else.
So he raved OH
Broadway Immediately began to
play him down as a film feature.
But it SO happens that one of Cohan's
best friends happens to be John Hertz,
Chicago taxi magnate, who is one of
the financial domos of the film COM
pany concerned.
PIPE THIS:
Pipe smoking among smart women
is increasing in New York. I have
this from no less an authority than
Alice Hughes, who writes about the
Manhattan shops and the transient
VOgueS.
For some time rumors have spread
that women were shopping for pipes
as never before-but one assumed they
were buying for the boy friend or the
husband Dunhill'S, however, reports
Evening star., 1932-08-12
Stuffed Flank Steak.

Wipe a flank steak with a damp
cloth. For the stuffing. brown half a
cupful of chopped celery and one
minced onion lightly in two table
spoonfuls of butter or beef drippings
and combine with one and one-half
cupfuls of stale bread crumbs, one tea
spoonful of salt and a pinch of pepper.
Spread the stuffing over the steak.
Beginning at one side of the steak,
roll it up like a jelly roll, and tie Sc
curely in several places with a clean
string When carved in slices. the
meat will be cut across the grain. if
rolled from the side, not the end. Scar
in small quantity of fat in a heavy
skillet or baking pan on top of the
stove, and turn the meat frequently
until Drowned on all sides. Slip rack
under the meat in the pan, cover closely
and cook in a moderate oven for one
and one-half hours, or until tender.
When the meat is done, remove from
the pan and prepare gravy as follows: ::
Drain off the fat. For each cupful Of
gravy desired, measure two tablespoon
fuls of fat and return to the pan, add
one and one-half to two tableSpoonfulS
of -four, and stir until well blended
and slightly Drowned, then add one
cupful of cold water or milk and stir
until smooth Season with salt and
pepper. Serve the stuffed steak with
Drowned potatoes.
Evening star., 1932-08-12

at the club to make an aisle Of white
ribbon at the edge of the Sheeting, all
CT which will be pulled away when We
turn around. In what order should We
come into the club? Since we must
keep expenses down, would it be enough
to have wedding cake and punch? Later
in the evening, bacon and eggs, rolls
and coffee will be served.
Answer-The Lohengrin Wedding
March" Is suitable. but I would not
have the white sheeting, because it
emphasizes your fear of wearing your
wedding dress on the only occasion for
which it was made. After all, why
care about getting dust on the edge
of your train What else was it made
for, if not to wear easily at your
wedding. 1t would be too much like
,, the handkerchief that the wife of one
of our former Presidents tied over her
bonnet when a few drops of rain fell
| during her husbands Inauguration! If
| you especially want the Negroes to take
part, let them help hold the ribbons
Follow the order of the professional:
First. the little boys two by two, then
the little girls, carrying flowers; then
maid Of honor and then you and your
| husband. Best man should not walk
with maid of honor because a second
| couple would give the wedding process
| sion the effect of a grand march at a
ball. Serve bacon and eggs. buttered
! rolls and coffee with the wedding cake
and punch, all at about $50 o'clock.
Copyright, 1922
Evening star., 1932-08-12

AT THE RATE THAT FOX WAS
COMING HE WOULD BE ON HIM IN
A MINUTE.
him, and right then and there young
Chucky was as badly frightened as any
one very well could be.
"Reddy Fox!" thought Chucky. and
1t seemed to him as if his legs were the
slowest legs in all the Great World.
Over and over and over again he had
been told that Foxes and Dogs were
the ones he had most reason to fear
excepting those two-legged creatures
called men and boys. Over and over
again he had been told that Reddy Fox
liked nothing better for dinner than fat,
tender, young Chuck. Scared? Young
Chucky was as scared as any one posi-
bly, could be. How he did wish he hadn't
visited that garden How he did wish
did wish that his legs were longer and
that he wasn't so fatl
He wasn't half way TO the safety of
the old stone wall when a glance behind
him showed that never in the world
could he get there in time. At the rate
the Fox was coming he would be on
him in minute. Such a feeling Ct
nelplessnesS as swept over Chucky! II
only his father were at hand to help
him as he had when Flip the Terrier
had surprised him. Terror filled his
heart. And then when that Fox was
only a jump or two behind young
Chucky suddenly whirled and faced him
Terror gave place TO anger. He would
Tight. Yes, sir he would fight for his