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must have a fundamental knowledg,

must have q fundamental knowledge
of physiology. He must know how
the body works when it is normal if
he hopes to care for it intelligently
when it is sick or working abnor-
mally. Such a knowledge of phySiol-
ogy sufficient for his needs could
be obtained by every school pupil
if the study Of physiology were CIV
en- its proper consideration in the
school curriculum. If it is small
school with only one teacher for
science, the science teacher should
be required to have the same pro-
ficiency for teaching physiology as
he has for teaching physics.
The practice of including little
smatterings of alleged physiology in
shortcut joblot course which stag
gers along under the ponderous title
of Biology" is just one of those
cheap tricks Of freak educators, op-
portunists, faddists, who have evil
IDENTIFY achieved the ascendancy in
educational administration for the
time being.
AS long as the schools follow the
present dumb policy the people Of
this country will remain what they
are now, fine lot of prospects fol
every conceivable line of hokum thai
bids for patronage with health ap.
peal.
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parks, including the Polo Grounds,
Yankee Stadium, Ebbets Field, race
tracks in Maryland, auto shows ana
Chautauqua auditoriums.
Some 80 years have passed since the
first hot dog barked timidly at the
Polo Grounds. They weren't Off
cially known as "dogs" in those days.
The idea was conceived by Stevens
son, Frank, who discovered that the
meat of an ordinary sandwich
couldn't be kept hot, whereas the
skin helped hold in the heat Of the
wiener. At any rate it worked.
The late Tad Dorgan, creator Of
some of our best slang, is credited
with putting the expression "hot dog"
on the map. Noting the new sand
wich vogue while watching a ball
game, Tad began drawing frankfurt
tiers in his cartoons. The wieners
would be talking to each other, say
ing "hot dog!'
But before dogs" appeared by the
millions, Stevens had started found
ing fortune with the modern base
ball score card. Columbus, o., was
his birthplace.
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In
zEl3I'II1
YORK
|!!!!|
NEAT MITES

NEAT MITES
New York, July 20,-Because it was
particularly sticky night in a par
ticularly routine suburban night re-
sort, we all fell to lodging the hu-
Nudity by trying to recall snappy,
clever reports of famous fellows.
Several experts on bon mots were
certain that the name of Wilton
Lackaye must be placed close to the
top of any astrological list. One
recalled, for instance, the time that
Lackaye was finally captured by the
Lion hunters" of an amateur drama
club. One of those marathon talking
toastmasters started things off. The
fellow let loose an entire dictionary
of eloquence, all seeking to flatter the
guest of honor.
It seemed the introduction would
never end, but finally the spokesman
| got around to this: "And now Mr..
Lackayc will honor us with his adj
DRESS"
MY address," came back Lackaye,
who had become highly impatient,
"is the Lambs Club"
And that was that!
!: y X
GOLFERS CRACK
Willie Collier, it is claimed, holds
another record for speech making
brevity. His retort at a certain Army
and Navy Club dinner has become
something of classic around town
| Collier was on the list of speakers
and had waited and waited for a
couple of nonstop orators to do their
stuff. When his opportunity came
he bowed in the direction of the army
officer and navy man who had been
taking up all the time.
II know now what they mean by
the army and navy forever" sale
Collier. And sat down.
| X X X
Some recent pennings on the sub.
ject of Berry Wall, most famous o.
the old time dudes and dandies, re.
called another of Lackaye's fast ones
The actor had dropped into Sherry
. where Wall was trying out an eye.
: training sartorial creation. He wore
a cutaway coat over a shining pear
gray vest, matching a similarly shad
ed derby, carefully pin-striped pant.
and other elegant adornments.
What dish!" siged Lackaye, a.
he followed each detail of the cos.
tune. "One need merely add spats
and stir with camel"
X X
THEY'RE ALL HOT
On these sun-baked afternoon.
; when you stop before hot dog stand
or draw the family car up before g
roadside counter-have a thought fol
Harry Stevens.
Admitted king and daddy of the
hot dog, his concern has for years
lsupplied most of the big eastern ball
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PHYSICAL EDUCATION is NOT
HEALTH CULTURE.

When the high school teacher who
trains his pupils in football rises to
defend biology from my attacks on
the farce the high schools make OF
human physiology and anatomy, we
are getting off the mat bit. That
is perhaps one of the principal rea-
sons why both hygiene and physical
education are SO inadequately dealt
with in our common schools. There
is no more intimate association or
relation between physical training and
physiology or hygiene than there is
between chemistry and general
housework, perhaps not as much, yet
everywhere the two subjects are con-
fusedly jumbled together in an aim
less way and if there is no official
physical instructor the whole silly
mess is left to the mercy of what
ever teacher happens to have some
spare time or even a nurse If she
has nothing else to do.
am aware that students In
schools or colleges of physical cduca-
ton receive instruction in anatomy
and physiology, and am aware that
students of nursing in some schools
as we'll as students of medicine and
students of the arts in some colleges
receive more or less physical educa-
ton. But 1 do not believe such
training qualities any individual tt
teach both physical education anc
physiology and hygiene in any school
Human anatomy is at least as i'm
portant as algebra, from any point O.
view. A fair elementary knowledge
of anatomy, such as any eighth grade
pupil could gain in term, is abso
lutely essential as a preliminary tt
the study of physiology, and physica
education has practically nothing tt
do with the question.
Before anyone can hope to learl
how to keep we'll, and that is tn
purpose of all study of hygiene, h
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Without Feeling
New York World Telegram

New York World Telegram
The insensibility of the Walker adj
ministration to the present distress of
the city is revealed in the 1888 bud
get requests so far filed by the de-
partments.
Most of the departments ask less
than for the present year. Yet the
minuteness of their retrenchment
relatively to the gigantic size Of the
$7OO,0O0,O0O budget only emphasizes
the brazen refusal of the administra-
ton to see the situation as 1t is.
Unique among the other depart
ments is the Department of Water
Supply, Gas and Electricity. 1t pro-
poses to cut $500, 900 from its pres
ent budget Of 100000.
But when total cut Of $100,00o,0 900
is demanded most Of the depart
mental economies - and there are
many increased requests-range from
$4,000 or $4,000 to $4,000.
Instead of facing the situation
honestly and humanely the admin
istration, through Borough Presi-
dent Levy, proposes new forms OF
revenue. His proposals admittedly
have merit. Yet regardless of their
merit, it is a diabolical commentary
upon the selfishness of political ma
chimes that when an afflicted city
labors under budget burden heavy
beyond endurance the only answer
Tammany gives Is plans for more
revenues.
The diminutive cuts do not go to
fundamentals at all. They do not
touch the vast political plumber. The
salary grabs all remain intact. None
of dozens Of major and petty off,
Gals Is to be deprived of his private,
CHARTERED city Limousine. Hundreds
OF political favorites, including many
outright parasites continue on the
city's payroll at salaries larger than
they could command in the world Of
business even in better times.
This political plumber runs into
tens Of millions yearly. It was built
up as the wave Of prosperity grew
toward the great collapse. But in the
debacle which brought universal mis-
fortune Tammanys faithful emerged
untouched.
Jobs. hopes, even lives, may be
shattered; children by the tens Of
|, thousands may 60 hungry; homes
may fall under the hammer-yet
Tammany stands by "its own" and
makes the public foot the bill.
But the public is not going to be
able to pay the bill the city proposes
to present next year by 100000. 900
Editors Note: Much that is written
concerning Americas metropolis, APP
plies also, in part at least, to many
of our small cities and villages
There are too many "diminutive
cuts in city budgets where major
; operation Is needed.
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GERMANS PUSHED Rack

GERMANS PUSHED BACK
On July 20, 1918, the last of the
German forces which had been push
ed across the Marine were driven
back over the river as the Franco
American forces continued their Of
fensive. German prisoners number
ing more than 10000 had been taken,
allied bulletins announced.
While the American advance had
slackened, several German counter
thrusts were beaten off and u. s.
soldiers spent the day in CONSOLIDATE
ing their positions.
British and French troops made
several minor gains during another
day of intense fighting.
On the Italian front, Austrian
troops were forced from Monte Sta
bel.
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LAP YEAR BRIDE B P! !g!!!!:

on the door of the Moreaus' apart.
ment. Why should she feel jealous
of Brenda Vail. this woman who
was almost a stranger? What did
it matter to Cherry il Dan spent SO
many evenings with Miss Vail?
They were writing a play-the play
that was to make Dan known to the
world as talented young author.
II should be grateful" Cherry
told herself. "She's doing what l
can't for Dan-helping him make a
name and a place for himself. 1t
means everything for me. too.
Money. The sort Of life we've
dreamed Of. Happiness! Dan could
never be happy with things as they
are now. He's too ambitious. Oh. l
should be glad Miss Vail came to
Wellington and glad she's staying!"
Somehow. although she told her.
self all this several times. she
could not quite believe it. Not a
single thing had happened to plant
in Cherry's mind the seed Of jeal.
ousy and yet tho restless. trouble
some thing was there.
IAN did not come home early
that evening or the next. He
told Cherry enthusiastically that at
last the play was progressing. Two
acts were almost completed. The
third, which was to be the last act,
was going to be difficult to handle.
There was so much about the me-
chanics Of writing for the stage OF
which he was ignorant. Brenda
seemed to know. though. If the play
really clicked" the credit would
be Brenda's.
"She's great" he assured Cherry
with glowing eyes. Brenda knows
life. She's as different from OH
sort of people you meet around here
as day is from night"
There were evenings Dan did no
spend working with Brenda. Occa
sionally Miss Vail had other en-
gagements. Once some friends cam
for her and drove her to town 81
miles away. She spent two day
there. returning to tell Dan tina
she had been horribly bored. Sh
managed. without saying so, to con
vey the impression that the tim
had been dull because she ha
missed understanding companion
, ship.
There were other evenings whe
, Dan had assignments or was bus
at the Office. He telephoned t
, Cherry on a night when he ha
, been working late. It was almos
9 o'clock.
Listen. honey" he said. "Ma
[ and I are going to stop for you l
Is minutes. Can you be ready? It
a grand night and we're going
drive out to a new barbecue plae
I on Stewart road. Better have a coz
its cool out. Yes, we'll be thel
in Is minutes. Twenty at the la
!. est"
. The 20 minutes were not yet u
Z when the roadster halted before IL
I apartment house. Cherry can
down the steps wearing knitte
J. sweater suit. It was brown ar
, pulled close over her head was
r scarlet beret. She looked unusus
, " childish. unusually attractive.
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Men are eating out of garbage cans
here in Kansas City and we must
work for relief, not fight over the
Mooney case. The Mooney case is
CALIFORNIA; problem. Ronald E.
Bruner, third party convention chair
man.
I am assured the society of Tam
many will follow the banners when
the cause of real Democracy is at
stake.-Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
Democratic nominee for the presi-
dency.
There was something fine and gal
liant and exhilarating in Roosevelt
scrappirg the old tradition and at
once going to meet the Democratic
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Cherry called "Hello!" gayly and
stepped into the roadster. She had
not seen Max Pearson since the
night of their drive through the
storm.
His greeting was friendly. casual.
Dan wanted to know II Cherry was
sure she would be warm enough and
she said that she was. A moment
more and they were off down the
street.
The week had brought the first
foretaste of autumn weather. There
was a sharp nip in the air and
once as they neared the limits Of
the city the odor of burning grass
came to them. 1t must have been
the first fall bonfire. Overhead the
sky was almost black and the stars
cleaned with chill. bright frigtd'
ity.
Cherry felt Dams arm around her
and snuggled close. She was glad
that she had worn the woody sweat.
er suit. The cold wind struck
against her cheeks and sent her
blood back tingling.
Her fingers found Dams hand,
slipped into it. He was saying
something she could not hear be-
cause of the wind. Cherry laughed
and turned her head.
Dan repeated. II said we hadn't
driven out on this road since June.
Remember? Max brought us that
night. too"
Cherry nodded. The memory Of
that spring night was still sweet.
All the happiness she had known
with Dan suddenly came crowding
back. Oh, how could she have
thought for one moment that any
thing could affect her love for Dan
or his for her? OF course 1t was
nonsense! She had been making
herself unhappy over nothing. Moth
ing was wrong and nothing would
ever take Dan away from her!
DEARSON was talking now. HI
had to raise his voice so as t
be heard above the wind. Cherry
!, did not even listen or hear Dan''
reply. She was glad the converse
{ ton was about something at the Of
fee about which they would not ex
pect her to express an opinion.
They were riding along a well
!. lighted highway. Presently. ia
ahead, an electric sign doomed up.
That's the place." Pearson toll
them. 80 and I were out las
: week. Elegant fried chicken the
: serve. That is If you're In the moo
for fried chicken-which I certain
ly ami"
= "Chili for mine," Dan announced
. Haven't had good bowl Of he
= chilli for ages"
e "why do they call It barbecue!
4 Cherry wanted to know. 1T look
q just like any other place to eat"
{. They had reached the lighte
building. A dozen cars were parke
n by the road and there were more l
e an enclosed space at the other sid
e of the structure. Pearson brougf
a the roadster to q halt and the thre
d stepped to the ground.
a There's q theory" Max e.
i. planned. that these places actual
barbecue their .meat--cook It Who'll
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FICTION,
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you know. over bed Of Goals. As
a matter of fact think their kitch-
ems are just about like any other
restaurants. You get good food
and not much service-which suits
most folks when they're driving"
They entered the long low build.
ing. Three men in white caps and
aprons were serving customers who
sat on high. swivel stools or lounged
against the counter. There were
two girls with escorts at one end of
the room. The other customers
were men.
One Of the men behind the coun.
ter was making sandwiches. An.
other was filling cups Of coffee for
tray that was evidently to be car
ried to customers waiting outside
in car.
CHERRY and Dan and Max found
places at the counter. They gave
their orders and were served al.
most Immediately. The hot coffee
was strong and delicious, the chick.
en- delicately tender. Though the
portions were huge Cherry finished
every crumb.
The talk drifted to Dams play.
Putting a lot Of time on it. sup.
pose." Pearson asked easily.
Every minute I can spare. You
know I had no idea there was so
much work to play. It's not just
writing the lines but thinking the
thing through and planning how
it's to CO."
"How about the collaboration"
Pearson wanted to know. do you
both write and put your work to.
gether or how do you manage it,"
"Oh. we just talk together and
work it out. l sit at the typewriter
and do the actual writing but Bren.
da has most of the ideas"
II see. What do you think of the
play. Cherry?"
The girl laughed. II don't know
a thing about it. Dams keeping the
whole thing surprise until it's
finished"
Seems to me you might be
rather q valuable critic" Pearson
said.
Cherry had been avoiding his
eyes but now she looked at him.
There was nothing in his manner
to suggest that impetuous night Of
the storm. Cherry was not quite
comfortable in Max's presence and
she glanced away quickly.
Say. there's something wish
you'd do" Dan was saying. Its
darned lonesome for Cherry with
me spending SO much time working.
|. Drop in to see her now and then.
won't you Max? Cheer her up.
Cherry doesn't see enough people
or get out as often as she should"
Pearson's hesitation was almost
imperceptible. He said. "Why-yes.
OF course. I'll be glad to come to
see her. Any time that I'm vel
] come"
"Welcome?" Dan grinned. "Say,
l guess you know you're welcome
. any time at our place. Isn't he
Cherry?"
!. The girl said Certainly" Hel
y eyes did not meet Pearson's again.
J. Ito Be Continued)
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Barbs

It was apparent from the first that
the Chicago gangsters had nothing
to do with the Democratic conven-
ton. Otherwise, a nomination would
have been made on the first ballot.
A physician points out that
many city jewellers walk about
with their eyes ON the ground.
We didn't realize that modern
architecture was quite that bad.
A scientist has found that the sea
is receding at the rate of 10 inches
year. At that rate, most of our
seaside cottages must be at least
10000 years old.
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convention.-Senator Hiram Johnson
of California.

The political problems Of the DEM
ocrats, Republicans and Socialists, no
matter how skillfully camouflaged.
reflect only minor differences as to
how to carry through the American
capitalistic program. In other words.
how to give the wealth and privilege
to the few in an unlimited de9ss--
Theodore Dresser, writer.
will vote the Democratic ticket,
as always have done.-Mayor James
j, Walker of New York.
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Constitution.

What do people mean when they
say a person has a strong or weak
constitution? &C. A. j.
Answer-So far as know it has no
other meaning than that the person
enjoys good health or is in poor
health.
X-ray Picture.
Have been advised by doctor to
have X-ray of my stomach. Will
X-ray show if there is evidence of
ulcer or cancer? (Mrs. M. c. F.
Answer-It may.
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Iperhead or moccasin should carry a
package of the anti-venom in the
first aid kit. BY following directions
on the package any one may admin
lister it.
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PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, M. D.

health hygiene not to disease
diagnosis stamped self
should brief and written
Instructions
Address William Brady, in Of this newspaper.
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cur doors and is one OF the most i'm
portant our Association OF Commerce
can tackle. It should arouse COM
munity interest in the matter.
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BEGIN HERE TODAY


CHERRY DIXON. pretty 10
year-oid daughter Of wealthy
parents. falls in love with DAN
PHILLIPS. newspaper reporter.
She Guarrels with her father
about Dan and then, taking ad-
vantage OF Leap Year, asks Dan TO
marry her. They are married and
move into cheap apartment.
Cherry's struggles with house
SHANNON. movie critic of the
News. IL friendly with Cherry.
She meets handsome MAX PEAR
SON. also of the News.
After several weeks Cherry's
mother becomes seriously ill. The
girl is called home and there 10
reconciliation with her parents
but pride will not allow her 10
accept financial mid from them.
When MRS. DIXON Is stronger
she and her husband leave for sew
ernl months at the seashOre.
Cherry and Dan are invited to
swimming party at n nearby re-
starts with Pearson. A storm
Ovcrtakcs them and while they
nrc waiting for II to pass he tells
her he loves her. They finally
reach home hut after that Cherry
avoids Pearson.
nhENO ia VALE nNSsNZBHC "usse
or. comes to Wellington. Dan
meets her and she asks him TO
COIlabOratc with her on play.
Dan spends most of his evenings
mt Miss Wallis apartment. He and
Cherry plan an evening together
hut n telephone call comes for
Dan from Miss Vail.
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
CHAPTER XxXVII
IAN put down the telephone. I'm
sorry" he said. "Guess well
have to see the Caseys some other
night. That was Brenda call
ing. She's just had new idea fol
the ending Of the first act. Wants
me to come over and rewrite what
we did last night"
Couldn't it wait until tomor
row."
"Why, Cherry, I can't very vel
ask Brenda to wait. It's big on
portunity for me. you know. 1T
not every author who'd be Willing
to collaborate with person entirel!
unknown. II she wants to work OF
the play tonight I think it's up t.
me to be there"
81 suppose you're right" Cherr,
said slowly. you'll have to 60"
Dan disappeared into the dress
ing room. A few minutes later b
was back. pulling the ends OF hi
tie through to make a neat knot
Listen. Cherry" he said. "wh
don't you come along with me?"
"You mean go with you to Mis-
vairs?"
"Sure. Maybe we'll be throug
early and we can pick up somebod
at the office for a game of bridge
Or we might see a late movie"
Cherry shook her head. mo.
guess I'll stay at home"
"But why don't you come? 70
said you'd been in the house all da,
1t would be good for you to e.
out"
Cherry was not to be persuade'
"You co." she said. 1T Mrs. M
reau's upstairs I'll 60 up and tai
to her. I'd like to have her see
I've cut that dress out the way
should"
Ten minutes later Dan was gon
Cherry hesitated before she final
took the folds of yellow cloth on
her arm and went upstairs to wri
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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A new tire In use on farm tractors
is puncture proof. Pressure carried
inside the tire is the same as that
outside.
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Editors Note: Much that is written
concerning Americas metropolis, APP
plies also, in part at least, to many
of our small cities and villages.
There are too many "diminutive"
cuts in city budgets where major
operation Is needed.
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-30

lation and distribution of any
money which is handled here" said
Hays, land a new prosperity will
come to this community through
increase of this highly desirable
and profitable business If we keep
right at it and do all possible to
publicize and popularize our city
and Imperial Valley"
Hans Christian Anderson, noted
Danish writer, learned reading and
writing in a charity school.