The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1932-04-18
Good evening.
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LISTING LIE E S
YESTERDAYS
a SMILES THE THING

We burnish up the drowsy past.
Then shine it up again. :
And in its glowing mirrcroid.
Old days come into view.
When life was just a holiday.
And skies an August blue.
We softly turn the pages
And each picture comes in sight,
The program of our viking days.
The peace that marked the night.
Sometimes a tear will triekle down,
Well gently turn away.
For memories haunt the ghostly
trek,
That marked each yesterday.
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The only thing free in this coun-
try is free air--and then you have
to tip the station attendant for the
job.
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The wind blew so hard Sum
day that q lot OF people thought
the political campaign had
started.
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The man who keeps SHARP
lookout for his neighbor's mis-
deeds is going to make a lot of
CUTTING remarks.
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If skeeters could talk they'd
perhaps merely make biting
remarks.
Perhaps the summer weather
will thaw out some of these frozen
assets we heard so much about.
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so TT GOES
They tell us to court friends,
So they'll come when y0u call,
But folks, q good old dollar bill
Is your best friend after all.
The man who gives in to his
friends is certain to give up to his
enemies.
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Rich women who had their
faces lifted are finding them
coming down again since the
StOChS QdS5cu up ulfluCuuSs
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Everything is being pruned this
spring, even governmental ex-
penses.
SHE-"You certainly know
how to handle women. What
hugger you are"
4HE-"Y e-ah, I'm like the :
new cars, automatic clutch" &
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What will watchmen at train
crossings do when the world uses
nothing but airplanes, a few years
hence.
They're investigating the
bulls and the bears of the
stock market. How about.
quizzing a few Of the sacred
cows in Wall street?
What the world needs is some
body who will give it what it needs,
without advertising the fact.
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A lot of people never leave a
stone unturned in making rock
garden.
The chap who sleeps on his
laurels, still has use for a
mattress.
Sometimes the early bird gets
the worm that was intended for
the early trout.
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OHMIGOSH
The borrowing neighbor,
Continues . WOW,
Through with the snow shovel
He wants the lawn mower now.
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Sometimes It is possible to
end life by turning or stepping
I on the gas.
Many a workman is cowed when
the boss enters, acting like a bull.
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Sign on door Of scandal
sheet: "Rumors Wanted"
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DING, DSNG
They talk of the laws strong arm,
And point to success in test,
But the laws strong arm, 1t seems
to me,
Is mighty weak at best.
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AND WHAT DOES 1T MATTER
House cleaning, house cleaning,
Each spring the task is due,
Sometimes ia much prefer q tent,
How docs this set with you?
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There was brush fire in New
York yesterday. A shaving brush
factory burned down.
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A sailors mo" doesn't neccs-
sarily mean a sailors knot.
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A one-armed painter with the
hives isn't any buster than bees
with hives.
A New York preacher says wo-
men lure men with their legs. A
legacy from Eve, suppose.
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MY idea of light work is stuffing
feather pillows.
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It takes q politician to build
castles in the hot air.
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This completes our opening pro-.
gram Of the week. II came to you
over DID and was broadcast by
the the Waterbury Evening Demo-
crat. pioneer In this type OF news
paper work. We are signing off
&c this time, to be back on the air
air again tomorrow evening at
usual hour.
o--0--o
Good nish9.