The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1932-05-14
Good evening.
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Li1vE's THAT WAY

Tne casiscs hss passed.
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Shirts with attached collars have
done much 70 take the stiffness
from mems wardrobes.
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Ann Harding says she d.
yorced her husband 30 he
could resume his career. Ann
that's hard to swallow.
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Years ago every drummer had
q gold tooth. Now they even lack
silver In the pocket.
4 Jokesfnith to-day 10 like
blacksmith, not much In demand.
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Let's Of people have body denta
but they never rush In TO have
them repaired.
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TEE, Hf1E
he rot fresh IN the car,
She was wise % kis role,
30 sire reached for the handle,
That's dubbcd "iside Control"
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who can remember the/ good
old days when cheese cloth was a
summer window necessity instead
OF an automobile polishing acces.
sory7
Would yeu recommend a fire
prccf shinsis Tor q red haired
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Lifes' Just a matter % vps and
ants had ali the headaches. Now
the lendlotds have 'ent.
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TITS going to be q erayy
party, everything from soup 10
Everything nowadays In
pretty we'll oiled, even the
kitchon stove, thahks TO the
new burners.
Ann Harding gave her husband q
~ still loves him. (Hans Chris.
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Gloria Swanson slapped her
husbands face. 10 it'e report
Cd, and he promptly slapped
0loria'e. 0loria's In the slap
pies now, instead OF the talkies.
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Turn about IL fare play" snid
the conductor as he paid the auto
lot tor the lift back to the city.
600
Funny, but In the life story
Of these famous fighters, none
OF them developed the wallop
BY punching the time clock.
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Who can remember the good
old days when only rich
families could boast pickle
forks?
What has become Of the old
fashioned woman, who used to call
d frying pun h spider?
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It's the sweet mysteries Of
life on which We eventually
sour.
Rabbits can be prepared In quite
few different ways OF eating
And their fur likewise. when u
comes 10 pinch hitting Tor more
costly woodland neiRhbors.
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Auto makers put the young
and old folks on wheels ana
roller skate manufacturers dld
the same Tor the KIDS.
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Some people think that mar,
ringe 10 carrying levc too Tar.
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AND 20 ON
Loves like shc stErk market.
Got this folks, err you part,
First you ret b CntTlct
On the c0systr Of hes heart. :.
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There's safety In numbers, that's
why she took W the study OF NJ.
Mero'sky.
Mesh stockings on gals seen,
TO .Snmcsh the boys more than
ever.
II takes the big shots In the
world OF registering 10 stick 70
their guns.
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The honeymoon Ia over
when she doesn't put q PAD
under every hot dish that goes
on the enanneied Kitchen table,
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4 lot Of people think a vacation
should be spent In q bathing suit.
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ON YOU GO ON
Her voicc was gentle,
lBO he essunytd,)
TYll he ctUascsl her tyne Day,
When the darn thing DOOMED.
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Amt nature grand. Look at all
the work that grass cutting brings
the under.em ployed.
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II talsea q gai baby TO prove
herself the belle OF the "bawi".
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Lawn mowers and politicians ell
work better when they're wei
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80 on
When movie stars marry,
LyOye's generally tpyed.
MARRIAGES ssetIs a. fragile,
A movie celluf0id.
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Fat woman divorces thin hus-
band--News item. Another part.
ihg OF the weishs.
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Man breaks wrist winding
clock-.-HeAdlihe, Good nreisA- !.
eanda TOR the electric time
pieces.
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The honeymoon Ia over when
she has her white wegtdnf eytsl
dyed q beautiful shade OF blue
I said blue.
This completes eur regular series
Of rre6ra ms FOR the week. Thes
oary,k 10 you ever DID and wert