The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-08-27

V-O-O Corn chowder is a popular dish, way down east. But here they drink the corn from bot. ties and depend on clans for the chowder.
 o-O-o National paint week is advocated. I suppose the girls will consider 1t a cheeky idea.
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 700, HOO
 The wise old owl
 Stays up all night
 And with lovers around,
 That birds quite right.
 o-O-o When the summer girl gets a spot of ink on her white dress she generally writes home about it.
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 The one age that ladies never worry about is the mirage.
 o-O-o Many 8 stiff handshake starts in a stiff cuff. /
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 They claim a lark is singing at the gate of heaven so it's all right to so to heaven for a lark.
 o-O-0 Then there was Dizzy Dorothy who started the study of anatomy and wanted to be shown, first of all, the accusing finger.
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 KEEP GOING We never miss much,
 In this world of sin, What we're out at the start, At the end just comes in.
 o-O--o Years ago a woman wore a wrapper. Now she wraps herself in house dress.
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 It's all right to hail the con- quering hero but when nature sends hail stones it's carrying the joke a bit too far.
 o-O-o Now they're agitating for na- tional divorce law. But people will separate on this issue as they do on all others.
 o-O-o The man who figured love as a trellis certainly based its cost on the price of roses per dozen.
 How about moratorium on fish stories, especially the yarns about the ones that got away?
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 MY HERO My hero. all meet him. It's not Sergeant Quirt, But. the chap who eats pie, (berry) While in . white shirt. The only man who can afford to stay awake nights is a night watchman.
 Now the claim is advanced that rubber can be made suc- cessfully from golden rod. But so can hay fever.
 o-O---o Agriculture will never get back to normalcy until the golfers re- turn pasture land to the farmers. Ambition is dangerous thing said Shakespeare. Which is solace to the drones, even in this era.
 o-O-O The doctrine of state rights is generally based; on what's left of the rights.
 THE SQUAWK BOX Wen surely welcome winter, Though snow and sleet may blow Then WIG can shut the windows, Drown the neighbours radio.
 o-O-o When a hen lays an egg it cackles like a good fellow. Merely barnyard eggcitement.
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 Long engagements make it possible to have the engage ment ring paid for before start ing another charge account on the wedding band. Some good does come of a col raccoon coats they sell. o-O--o A noted author says mar riage Is just a temporary land ing on the field of love. suppose divorce Is the take off. Business is eliminating the stuffed shirts. Getting rid of starch as we'll as watered stock is bound to help business. A TOAST TO LIFE A tOast tO life. With it's fret and fuss. It's still grand and glorious To most of us. Roosevelt speaks of hardships and then he's anxious to become skipper of the ship of state. right now about as hard as any of them. o-O-o It begins to look this year as if the doubting Thomases will vote for Norman Thomas. o-O-o Many a seashore romance is like the tide. Comes in with a rush and then eases out again. o-O--o OVER THE HILL. He promised to write. Did her lover, MacDupp. But no letefr came, Since postage went up. o-O--o A pretty face often hides 6 homsly ideal. o-O--o The girl who marries Q cop, probably wants her love uni- h0sH'
 The trouble with hand shakers ~ this, they generally shake | theunsaivea from Q job.