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The Washington times., 1932-12-15
BRIDGE BIDDER
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which The Washington Times Is
now distributing from its office
at 1917 H st. N. W., and through
boys who deliver the newspaper
daily, is the newest and one OF
the best methods of learning cor
rect contract bridge bidding.
This is not toy. as the answers
It gives are based on the noted
Culbertson approach system Of
bidding, and every answer can be
depended on as being the best
possible bid. A mere count Of the
honors contained in any given
set Of bridge cards set on the disc
of the bidder gives the required
bid or response. At certain stages
Of every game. certain bids and
responses are more desirable than
at others and this splendid aid
to bidding can be depended upon
to give the correct bid or response
when the occasion might demand.
Bids and responses are to be
had In a fraction Of the time
which even an expert player
ofttimes requires, making this in
strument a valuable aid toward
obtaining m ore actual playing
time. Experts and novices alike
are high in their praise Of the
Shur-Win Bridge Bidder, which
has won a place for itself in all
circles Of the bridge world.
This interesting device is to be
had for so cents at The Times
office or from any carrier boy. IF
mailed, an additional charge Of
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age. r
The Washington times., 1932-12-15
z SALARY CUTS
RESTORED

Rectification Of error made by
the Fairfax county supervisors in
cutting salaries Of two county
officials was chief business before
a special session of the group
last night In Fairfax Courthouse.
The officials, Commissioner Of
Revenue James U. Kincheloe and
County Treasurer F. w. Huddle-
son, will under a revised salary
scale receive net income of $4,-
207.50 next year.
It was discovered the super
visors had cut salaries of the
two men more than provided by
law.
The Washington times., 1932-12-15
Press Club to Vote
With N. Y. Machine

At annual election Of officers
Of the National Press Club, Sat
urday, an automatic voting ma
chine. similar to those employed
In New York State, will be used.
Candidates for office are: Ray
mond p. Brandt for president: j:
william c. Murphy, jr., for vice
president; Frederick w. Perkins
for secretary: Charles A. Hanil-
ton for treasurer; George H. Bar
rows for financial secretary, and
George e. Durno, Charles s.
Hayden, Llye c. Wilson, Lee Poe
Hart, John F. Chester and Rich
ard w. Westwood for the board
Of governors.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
Star "Want Ad"
Branch Offices
NORTHWEST.

NOHTHWEST.
is s faf ish .M.Fsy. ds:I sssFTas .Sa n...n.
,!tS .na Gu. sts.aKsnnsr'. sr Pharmacy.
Ssi2 ilth st.-collinower Art . Gift Co.
3foI 5g 18th pafK
l4th and Buchanan sts.-Hohberger's Phar-
i4th St. and Colorado ave.-o'Donners
saos Mount Pleasant st.-MOunt Pleasant
1923 Columbia The Billy shop.
2l62 California st;-Colodny Brothers.
rs n. Z. ave. n.w.@sanitary Pharmacy.
lst and, K sts.-puncan,s Pharmacy.
7th and K sts.-Goldenberg's (time clerks
qth and sts-Lincoln Drug Store
9th and U sts-M II. Hunton's Pharmacy.
Ga. ave. and Upshur st.-Petworth Phar-
?2i Upshur st.aaMOpck's Pharmacy:
Ga. ave. and Kennedy st.-Lampkin's Phar-
ss Sd s'.n.4 ass
1905 Mass. ave.-Dupont Pharmacy.
Fa h sRa sS snd t sR Rek Rrus
North Capitol st. and n. ave.-Parksr'S
I742 Pa AVE- Louis Kr,cx.
2s 2st AND and p stsSSseys fSaTmss nrng ss,,
331S Conn. ave-Jolls Newsstand.
6ol7 Conn. ave.-Higgers Community DruE
Wisconsin ave- and Maoomp st.-Harry c.
425i wisconsin ave.-MorEan Bros Phar-
Takoma Park. $50 Cedar st.-Mattinsly
GEORGETOWN.
S0th and sts-Morgan Bros Pharmacy
s4ll N st.-Moskey's Pharmacy.
22etSS 22etS Wisconsin WIS e IN, ayswHanegs T0s KS. s,o
NORTHEAST
ana
2Gs S add M' cnp ToTsrs Drss saTe
II2th and Nd. ave.TTLucketTs Pharmacy.
North Capitol and Eye~Keneaiy's Pharmacy
2oth and R. L ave.-collins' Pharmacy.
$500 18th st.-Brookland Pharmacy. Brook.
%th and R. L ave-John q. Biggs Phar-
chesapea junction. D. c-wight's Phar-
SOUTHWEST.
10th st. and Va. aye.-Herbert's Pharmacy.
3l6 Az st.-Harris' Drug Store.
4la and L sts,ss6GITq%nsis Pharmacy.
sF6 s and and P R1e tPpns %eeIs 2Tqs s0r
lIth and Pa. sve.-Fealey's Pharmacy.
1907 Nichols ave. Anacostia-Healy's Drug
18th and East Capitol sts.-Lincoln Park
32o4 Minnesota ave.-Sloan's Drug Store
STAR OFFICE OPEN UNTIL IL Pm.
All advertisements for The Evening Star
must be IN The Star Office or one OF The
Star branch offices by IL pm. the DAY
BEFORE ISSUE with the following excep.
tions:
Lost and Found.
Death Notices.
=. .Advertisements under the above classihca-
tions will be accepted at The Star once,
1lth and Pa. ave. until IL noon, day OF
issue, except Saturdays and Legal Holidays.
when the closing time is 1920 m. All ad-
vertisements for The Sunday Star must be
received at The Star ofnce by $50 pm
saturday or at any of The Star branch
Of1ceS by $3.50 pm. SATURDAY.
CASH WITH ORDER is required for ali
advertisements from transient advertisers
LOCAL RATES.
Slime minimum
] time, zoe per line
times, Ice per line
times, 18c per line
times consecutively, tic per line
additional
Evening star., 1932-05-11
CIRCULARS PROHIBITED.

CIRCULARS PROHIBITED.
In order to protect its adver-
tisers from receiving circular
matter, it is expressly under
stood and agreed that all such
matter will be withheld as far
as possible by The Star. Only
bona hde answers to advertise
ments addressed to box numbers
in care of The Star will be de-
livered to advertisers on pres
entation of the box number
ticket.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
HELP-MEN.
SALES MANAGER


Corporation dealing in old established ne
cessty requires sales manager capable build
ing sales force While we have no securities
to sell former experience in that line would
be of benefit Liberal commission arrange
ment and private Office will be given the
man selected Money-making possibility is
large. Address Box 3l8-A Star once.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..


furniture, household effects, once furniture
and stocks Of merchandise, and live up to
it. Phone US and be convinced. The Lin
coin Co., Metropolitan Sal7.
FURNITURE-n you have any that you have
no further use for, turn same into cash. Call
Mr.. Cohen, 1898 18th st. NV. Met. e764. liz
FURNITURE-DOn't sacrifice your furniture.
We win give more for furniture, bric-a-brac,
china, antiques and ofice furniture. Phone
us and be convinced. The Lincoln Co., Met.
8s17. 6Oi 6th st. NV.
OLD GOLD-Brins your old gold. silver, plati-
nun. diamonds. also discarded jevelry; we
need them in our manufacturtng dept; will
pay highest prices A Kahn. Inc, 935 r st.
PIANO ACCORDION price. size and
condition. Address Box 327-A, Star once.
SET D. C. PLAT BOOKSState age and
price. Address Box 3l4-A, Star once.
STORE FIXTURES. Iuncn room equipment;
entire contents purchased Atlas Store Pix
ture Co. 4l4 9th st. NV. Met. 97s7.
WE PAY HIGHEST PRICES for old gold.
silver and platinum for use in our manu-
featuring department.. A Kahn Inc. s3s
z 81. nv.
WE BUY AND SELL mems clothing. ieVeiry,
diamonds, firearms, musical Instruments,
trunks, golf clubs. What have you to sell7
Max zwetg. s37 D st. NV. Met sil3, p6gS
Evening star., 1932-05-11
sALE--AUToMoBnES.

NOOntAMue4.y
rear OF eari tan finish; here IS o ss,eee ear
Co. iIso Conn ave NV. Decatur sic.
LINCOLN 1927 SEDAN, 7.Pa:s;: rsconsi.icp. q.
S. INNS s WsSasis is Motor ik g. iiso conn. ave.
NASH 1880 SEDAN. SAN BEAUTIFUL % look
upon; nev-ear guaTantee; your old Mash as
part payment PISS Champlain st. NV. Col.
NASH 1925 SEDAN, Advanced Six. See this
for only $500; finish. tires, upholstery and
motor will stand your most careful mspec-
Ss s is5Rf s5PaS o5,9 eGhanEa Service iias sO'h st.
NASH ADVANCED SIX coUPR-owned by
doctor and IN fine condition; 4-pass model;
at saeriiee. Gall Col. $3.50 2lSs champlain
81. NV. Lee D, Butler, Inc.
NASH 27o SEDAN. $32s: best in town; direct
pon Iom 1risna e. oSnsr snt4 to ySu aiss Cham
PACKARD LATE SEDAN s-cyL; new ap-
pesrance and guaranteed; ss4s; unusual and
history; siss cSampisin St. Col. 80 $3.50. sess Lee
PACKARD 1880 CONVERTIBLE COUPE.
model TAO; maroon finish. wire wheels, de
luxe equipment. new tires: new-car appear
tor Co 1l90 Conn. ave. NV. Decatur 3ll0.
PACKARD ,7-PAss SEDAN, t225; special
snd sTms TedHsed snS fraS t. sell e 6us
$3.50. Lee D. Butler, Inc.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. al around; very
good; reasonable. Apply 1888 18th st. NV.
PL5ERcE-ARRoW PIERCE: 2-DooR sEDANE;oEsatly
call Col. $3.50. Lee D. Butler. Inc.
PLYMOUTH SEDAN. latest model: used for
Mr.. Rosenberg. 1898 L st. North 1910. .
PONTIAC DE LUXE SPORT ROADSTER.
sssssine.; any i dsnonssistion; b' s%sss % cisS. S.
PONTIAC 1880 COACH-In Al shape; food
rubber. good paint. upholstery Ike new;
onIy %oo one sseO o%1sr ,s Cali Mr.. sadman, Green
PONTIAC. BIG SIX sEDANLoniy i545; real
g, this special value slss chSmpIain am Ha"as &.
pONTIAC 1877 CoACH-Good paint; new
tires; Completely reconditioned, A bargain,
ony SIs easy terms. Triansle Motor Co.,
ton, 2l5s Champiain st. NV. Col. $3.50.
Lee D. Butler, Inc.
STUDEBAKER COMMANDER SEDAN A
splendid car of refinement and performance;
@ @Szoo' terms Cherner. Ford Dealers, 1871
President model: wire wheels. de luxe equip
ment; no curtains, windows in doors similar
20 convertible; nnish naturally like new;
Warfeid Motor Co. % iiss CONF ave SvsninEs. nn
Decatur 3110
STUDEBAKER PRESIDENT STATE SEDAN
1880 model; wire wheels. new tires: motor
ana nnish Ike new: $500 cash, or trade for
small coupe. Martin, Sal 4th st. NV. 14s
WIILs-sT. CLAIRE ROADSTER, sI75; looks
IKE $500 Col $3.50. Ass Champlain ct.
NV. Lee D. Butler, Inc.
AUTOMOBILES at weschlers auto auction,
928 St NV. every Wednesday and Satur.
Gay 10 an Usually q good assortment.
FORD ROADSTER. 1881, perfect shape. s3ss
Bu1ck roadster. 1929.
Plymouth coach. 1929, perfect. $500. 315
Whippet coach. 1929; looks good; best offer
These cars to be sold for unpaid balance
Terms. 908 10th NV.
PLYMOUTH COACH, 1881; never used; viii
sacrifice for cash.
chevrolet sedan. 1881; never used; viii
sacrif1ce for cash.
Ford coach. 1881 never used; will sscrt-
3o6-A. Star ONCE
TAXI CABS.
Oakland. excellent condition; small down
payment, balance weekly. General Auto
Truck Co., 2ist and Va. ave NV
Evening star., 1932-05-11
HELP-MEN AND WOMEN.

BOOKERS (men), coaches uadies). over 2l;
college training required; amateur produc-
tons: expenses and highest commissions.
Dramatic Dept, Oaks Studios, winston
Salem, N c. 12s
FARMER AND WIFE on 2l0 acres. Sandy
Spring, Md. to share profits must nave
implements, personal reference. Address Box
3l6-A, Star ONCE.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

SALES MANAGER
Interested in larger income and
permanent connection. Must be
capable of training and directing
sales crew and not afraid to
work with men i'll field when
necessary. Car required. Refer
ences required.
MIR. GAINES,
COS, 1103 Vermont Ave. NV.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
WANTED-SALESMEN.

HAVE GOOD OPPORTUNITY for man ca
pable OF supervising the sale OF major cleo
trical appliances. Phone Mr.. Ssylor, Ma
tional 1880.
MEN WANTED to conduct world-renowned
ington, D. C.; counties OF Prince Georges
Charles and st. Marys. Reliable hustler can
start earning SS5 weekly and increase rap
idly Write immediately. RaWleigh Co {,
Dept. DC-2-S, Chester. Pa.
PRETzEL SALESMAN. experienced; estab-
liShed routes: guaranteed salary; cash bond
required Address Box S34-A, Star once,
SALEsSMEN. experienced. to sell radios and
electric refrlgeratorS: also junior statesmen
who are willing to learn. Apply Thursday
between 9 and u am, F. 8. Harris Co..
$500 l4th st. NV.
Statesmen wANTED-Due to a newly ere
ated department. we desire to add to our
organization several hish-type men-men
who have confidence in their ability and
know how to present their ideas in clear
cut manner. To such men We can offer q
permanent and excellent paying proposition.
See Mr.. Green, Natl Furniture Co., 7th and
H SITS. NV. after 10 a m.
OUR BUSY SEASON is at
hand and we can offer steady
work to settled men or women
in a business that is active all
the year. No limit to earnings.
Apply mornings, o21 Tower
Bldg.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

BEFORE SELLING
STOP AND THINK.
PHONE MET. 8817.
THE LINCOLN co.
GET THE BEST RESULTS.
FURNITURE, ANTIQUES,
CHINA, BRIC-A-BRAC AND
OFFICE FURNITURE.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

LINCOLN CLUB SEDAN, 4-passs; trunk on
rear Of ear; tan finish; here Is o sS,eoe ear
for $500. Open evenings. Wnrneld Motor
Co, llSO Conn. ave. NV. Decatur 1llo..
Evening star., 1932-05-11

CHAUFFEURS wanted: 90 Apply Capital
Cab Co., sos st. NV; good proposition.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
HELP--DOMESTIC.

GOOD HOME IN SUBURBS for reliable white
care for 6-year-old boy; must be healthy
and not over As; salary, SIS month; refer
ences. Address Box Ala, Star ONCE.
WHITE WOMAN. reliable. who wants home;
to care for baby and keep house; small
salary; references. Address Box 322-A, Star
office.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

BUTCHER first class. one who has had long
experience waiting on very best trade must
be quick; bring reference. Argonne Market,
1I5T Columbia I'd n U
Evening star., 1932-05-11

REQ FLYING CLOUD COUPE-New Fire
stone tires; s285; priced as special attrac-
fion PISS Champlain st. NV. Col. $685.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
RECOMMENDED SERVICE.

FLOOR WORK Every description;
A|N|N WYNN reas.; guaranteed
Sanding machines rented. L. T Folk. Cl o528
HEATING AND PLUMBING. new and re-
pairing; oil burners included. Terms. 227
9th ST Lin n272
Evening star., 1932-05-11
HELP--NTEN.

BOYS to sell subscriptions to Ayers News
paper. for the youth OF America. Splendid
home a prospect Apply Room 43 Franklin
National Bank Bldg, 10th and Pennsylvania
ave NV, Mr. Thorpe 19s
Evening star., 1932-05-11
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

RUPHERs EXCHANGE has Al cooks.
maids, houseWorkers; by day, week, month
ref. investigated. Decatur 355l. 1887 llth NV.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

PACKARD al around: very
good reasonable. Apply 1888 18th st. NV.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

PACKARD 1880 CONVERTIBLE COUPE,
model TAO; maroon finish. wire wheels. de
luxe equipment, new tires; new-car appear
ance; $1,475. Open evenings. Warfield Mo-
tor Co. tl3n Conn ave NV Decatur 3llO
Evening star., 1932-05-11

tires; completely recondftioned. A barxair,
only S!s easy terms. Triangle Motor Co,
Evening star., 1932-05-11

PIERCE-ARROW 2-DOOR SEDAN-Greatiy
reduced; only S245. 2l55 Champlain st. or
call Col. $3.50. Lee ID. Butler. Inc
Evening star., 1932-05-11

PACKARD 7-PASS. SEDAN. t225; special
and reduced to sell to conservative buyer;
terms and trade. 21s5 Champlain st. Col.
$3.50. Lee D. Butler, Inc.
Evening star., 1932-05-11
BUSINESS INSTRUCTION.

APPRENTICE. AGE is to %; SPECIAL
statistical clerk, FILE clerk.
The Civil Service Preparatory School, sc.
corner l2th and NV. Met. 6337.
Evening star., 1932-05-11

PONTIAC 1880 CoACH-In Al shape; Eood
rubber. good paint, upholstery Like new;
only one owner. Call Mr.. saidman, Green
The Washington times., 1932-03-18
How One Woman
Lost AZ Lbs. of Fat
In 3 Months and
Feels Years Younger

II have been taking Kruschen Salts
for nearly months. 1 have continued
taking one teaspOOnfnI In warm water
every morning. then weighed 2l7
pounds, was always bothered with pains
in my back and lower part Of abdomen
and sides.
Nov I an! am glad to say I am am a well
younger and my weight is 40 pounds.
do not only feel better but / look
better, 30 all my friends say.
81 shall never be without Kruschen
Salts, will never cease taking my daily
dose and moro than glad to highly
recommend 1t for the great good that
L IN it." Mrs. s. A. Solomon New
"P. g.. You may think am exagEerat-
ing by writing such q long letter but
truly feel so indebted to You for
putting out such wonderful salts that
cannot say enough"
A bottle of Kruschen Salts that lasts
I weeks cost but a few cents.
When reducing attention to diet will
help-cut down on pastry and fatty
meats-go light on. potatoes, butter.
is the safe way to lose fat
To take off tat harmlessly and safely.
take one half teaspoon of Kruschen in
| a glass Of hot water every morning
don't worry-it's the safe way to re
| duce.
But be sure for your healths sake
that you ask for and get Kruschen
Salts Get them at Peoples Drug stores
or any drugstore in the world and II
the results one bottle brings do not de-
light you-do not joyfully satisfy you
| why money back.
The Washington times., 1932-03-18

For real chic, wear a frock
that Scorns trimming and fash
ions its own fabric into charm
ing details and lines as you see
here. The draped neckline, the
pointed yoke cut in one with
the perfectly adorable little
sleeves and the zigzig scanning
of the skirt are interesting, and
fashionable to the nth degree.
You may use chiffon, georgette,
voile or flat crepe, solid color
or print, with equally good re-
suits.
Pattern 2156 is obtainable
only in sizes Is to 20 and "a
to AZ. Size 16 requires AZ
yards Of 39-inch fabric.
Send fifteen cents t15c) in
coins or stamps (cOinS pre-
ferred). for each pattern. Write
plainly your name, address and
style number. Be sure to state
size wHnted.
Send. FIFTEEN CENTS (15)
in coins or stamps (cOins pre-
ferred), for each pattern. Write
plainly your name, address and
style number. BE SURE TO
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Address all mail and orders
to The Washington Times Pat
tern Department, 243 West
18th ST., New York City.
The Washington times., 1932-03-18
Bv HAZEL LIVINGSTON
By Tuthnl

Lily Lou rose to go. She was
pale, and very calm.
"I though you'd feel that
way" she said. 'It was nice Of
you to ask me to go, Madame
Mailman. I'm only sorry that
it wasn't possible"
Under the bright blue gaze Of
the hennaed prima donna she
could hardly continue. She
spread her hands, in a hopeless
gesture.
"You have changed your
mind, you won't come with
me?"
"Oh, no-I mean yes, Of
course I'd 60, but how could I
let you take me, when
when"
Madame Mailman went off
into another fit of laughter.
She seemed to be considering
some private, priceless joke Of
her own. Life! So compli.
Gated. But never mind,
you can have all the babies you
want. Have twinS!" Another
gale of laughter. I'VE sail to-
night, Just the same, only you
will be seasick, my poor little
girl. But never mind. That is
life. Tell me, is it OWNS
child?"
CONTINUED Tomorrow
The Washington times., 1932-03-18

At 10 Madame Mailman an
Swered the telephone herself.
Lily Lou went up. Madame
was in bed, eating heartily of
ham and eggs.
"I'n send for some breakfast
/. you you... a cup Of coffee,
some brioche!"
Lily Lou was too shy. She
said she had breakfast. Then
she sat and watched Madame
Mailman eat. It took a long
while to gather courage to say
what she had come to say.
Madame Mailman didn't under
stand at first. She sat straight
up in bed, her blue eyes wide,
her long, reddish hair drag
ging her shoulders.
Lily Lou tried again.
This time there was no posi-
BILE misunderstanding. Madame
Mailman drained her coffee
cup, put it down on the tray
and stared at Lily Lou for a
minute. Then she fell back
on her pillow and screamed
with choking, gurgling laughter.
Nita Laughs
She laughed until she cried,
and Lily Lou had difficulty in
not crying, too.
"Oh!" she choked, 'Tf that
isn't the-the most"
When she quieted q little,
The Washington times., 1932-03-18
'EMBERS OF LOVE-

chance to get away from New
York, away from all the pry-
ing eyes. 1t would be easy to
slip away later, plead i'll health
perhaps, go to that hospital in
Neuilly. .Nehlman need never
really know. She'd have
enough money-$150 left of
Ken'S fathers money, and over
a hundred in currency, saved
from her salary from Gwin,
and a $40 money order her
mother had sent her for her
birthday, and America. money
goes so far in Europe now.
Besides, Mailman said that she
wouldn't need money-none at
all
Yes, and that was just it.
How could she let Mailman
pay all her expenses, and not
tell her the truth? Shed never
take her If she knew. Might
as well give it up right now.
But how could she back out
Of it now, with Maxine already
counting on bringing Frances
over to take her place? People
always are so disguised with
you when you say you're going
somewhere, and then you
DON'T.
Not Ashamed
Lily Lou walked up and down
The Washington times., 1932-03-18
Continued from, Magazine Pass)

(COntinued from Magazine Page.
whose engagement to Kentfield
Sargent, Third.
Lily Lou rolled up the clip
pings, stuck them in a corner
Of her trunk.
Her conscience, the miserable
Woodlake conscience, began to
torture her. How could she go
to Europe, with Madame Nahl-
man not knowing that in
April. ..
She tried to remember Dwight
Gwin's exact woxds. None of
her damn buSineSSl Don't you
mention it to her. Trump up
some excuse to see friends or
something, and slip off to the
American hospital at Neuilly.
Nita'S broadminded. Keep your
mouth shut and don't spring it
until you have to!"
Can't Give Up
It had been the first thing
she thought Of. 'T can't go!"
she had cried to Gwin two min
utes after he had assured her
that Madame Mailman was Seri.
GUS about taking her.
She had let him convince
her, because she wanted to be
convinced. She couldn't give
It up. Think Of it,. the
The Washington times., 1932-03-18
The Story of a Great Romance

the small green and white
room, stepping over little heaps
of shoes and boxes and tissue
paper on the floor. She put
her old lace dress in the trunk,
and saw her mother making it,
holding the needle and material
too close to her tired eyes.
The Woodlake conscience tri-
umphed. She wasn't ashamed
Of having a baby, she had
been married, by a minister. ..
But to cheat Madame Nahl-
man. No, she couldn't do that.
She put on her hat and coat
and called a taxi, glorying in
The Washington times., 1932-03-18

her courage and extravaganza.
She drove up to the hotel
in great style, and sailed, head
high, eyes bright to the desk.
Madame Mailman was out.
Back home. A sleepleSs night.
In the morning she went
early to the hotel. Madame
Mailman was resting.
"I'll watt" she said.
She sat alone in the lobby,
surrounded by empty chairs,
and a general air Of waiting.
A green uniformed porter Ian.
guidly busted tables, straight
ened chairs. Two bellhops
drowSed on a bench.
The Washington times., 1932-03-18
Snappy Wise Cracks

every night instead Of in his
bed?
Beezer-He figures that If he
does this for a year he'll get
into the Believe It or Not"
column.
Mrs. Asker (reading)-I see
where a German scientist has
extracted albumin from coal.
Mr.. ASker-Egg coal, I sup
The Washington times., 1932-03-18

Laundry Girl-Why does it
take FloSsie so long to wash
those tablecloths from the
BusinesSmen's Restaurant?
Coworker-Oh, she spends
too much time looking at the
pictures on them.
Geezer-Why does M. T.
Head sleep on the mantel