The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-08-25
Good evening.
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"A sMILE's THE THING. i

Then cracks a smile,'
 And she just points to him. Clowns of life.
 With the big top near. Clowns in rings of three. Doing each act. With grin or smile,
 Hoots from the gallery. Clowns of life,
 But happy with, all. Singing in symphony.
 Taking our bows, Ioofing off stage,
 Clowns in a revelry.
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 The man who compared life to an electric light certainly knew watt" he was talking about.
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 Some of these political plat
 forms remind us of platforms
 on trains. They seem able to
 move when the occasion re-
 quires.
 Conditions arc chanegd. This year the republicans are answering the democrats. Four years ago 1t was just the other way round.
 Hoover Is running as wet
 and Curtis as dry. And the
 rest of us seem to be running
 with sponges.
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 A New York state corn doctor has been murdered. What pain in the toe that must be to his for mer patients.s o-l+O--o
 GIDDYAP The modern cOnfections, To me are u scrcamis Give me more soda Stead of two scoops of cream. o--O--o
 Sometimes we often wonder, what ails the ginger ale. o-O--o
 Shooting stars are merely heavens movie actresses get ting after their husbands and lovers. Bs orO--o
 Now they claim "a girl was the first to discover hard coal. Itsup. pose that's why 1t is called An-thracite. o--O-o When some people get tight
 at a booze parry their morals
 become loose.
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 The back of the depression may be broken but Q lot of us are still humping away at our tasks.
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 DING.A.LlNG They called Joe . nut,
 Without asking his pardon. He tore down his stone house
 To build . rock garden.
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 Some people think they're wise when a lot of us know them to be otherwise.
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 Deep sea fishing lacks the
 seltzer that marks sport of
 this type in fresh water. Which
 proves that when they put salt
 on the tail of a fish, it's pretty we'll caught. o-O--o Then there was the old lady who wanted a calm vacation, so they sent her to Lake Placid. o-O-o Years ago every doctor wore
 q beard. And we judged the length of his practice by the length of the beard. Now they're clean shaven and do Q much cleaner job. o-O-o Radios are coming with short waves and long waves but they're still without that great feminine appeal, the permanent wave. so TT GOES Her teeth arc as white, As the snow each season, They're kept in peroxide each night, And that's the reason. o-O-0 It's amazing but true none the lesss The poorest singers are the urSGEtO dCCSQt A 1lVAsHtAVh " S-.Ao' O-O--o A New York clergyman says the churches of to-day are out of tune. It's the choirs. not the churches. ~ O-O--0 Love letters in the sand make spooning corners for little neck clams. af \. a-0-0
 They kept guns from the American people to keep them from getting shot. And booze. half shot. presume. o-O---o N
 The organ bumpers guild cer. tainIy seem to know how to handle '" o-o-o ! OVER THE RIVER Her tresses were black. As tlsc raven of night, So they started men ravin' Her especial delight. o-O-o
 Rowing a flat bottomed boat is good for flattencd muscles. O--O--o Lots wife turned back and was changed Into pillar of salt. Which was one way he
 had to Shaker" o-0-o More women are being made DO. licemen. Which means we're go- | ing to have better limbs of tho law o-O-o Years ago they wore colorcd glasses on going to the movies. Now they have colorsd movies for ordinary glasses. t.. o--O--o This completes our program foi | tonight. It came 10 you over DBI. and was broadcast by the Water. bury Evening Democrat, pioneer ir | this type of newspaper work. Wt lnre signing off ht this time. to bs back on the air again to.merrov evening ct the usuai hour.