The Coolidge examiner., 1932-09-23

Opposing Territory and carefully
place it on the Ground without In
terference.
After that, each Team shall desig-
nate a Player to step forward and
answer certain Questions regarding
the League of Nations, these Ques-
tions to be previously prepared by
a Joint Committee of Instructors,
representing the two schools. The
Side giving the more lucid and sat
isfactory Replies shall be permitted
to execute a Forward Pass of 20
Yards after the opposing Team has
retired to the Side-Lines.
Once more the Elevens line up in
the usual Formation and each Cap
tain shall count Off his Men, using
the familiar Verse:
Onery, Owery, ickery Ann!
Phileson, Pholeson, Nicholas John!
Queevy, Quay,
English navy,
Stinklum, Stanklum, LOU Buck J
The Player who is pointed out on
the Word Buck" shall then be
known as 1T" and he shall face
the Player similarly selected by the
Opposing Team and try to stump
him both in Greek and Calculus. 1t
shall be the Duty of the Referee to
name the Winner in this Scholar
ship Contest. If the Team given the
Award already has the Ball then
the Player known as 1T" shall be
permitted to plant the Ball back Of
the Goal for a Touch Down. If the
opposing Team holds the Ball then
the Winner is given the Ball and
the other Team is penalized thirty
yards.
Taking the Kick Out of the Game.
In order to vary the Tactics and
retain some of the former Excite
ment, the next Play shall be known
as the "Tag Play" The Captain of
the Team holding the Ball shall or
der it given to the Player who did
not miss one Recitation during the
preceding Semester. He will be CIV
en- an Open Field and Permitted to
run with the Ball, but If any OPP
posing Player Overtakes him and
slaps him on the Back and says,
Tag" he will lose the Ball unless
he has his Fingers crossed at the
time. II he has failed 10 cross his
Fingers, the Whole Thing counts
Just the same as an Off-Side Play
and he can retain the Ball only by
answering three Psychology Ques-
tions which may be propounded by
any Of the opposing Players.
If any Player uses hard Ian
guage or actually takes hold Of any
opposing Player he shall be retired
and put into Compartment on the
Slde-Lines known as the Bone
Yard" and kept there until the Cap
tain Of his Team answers 8 Ques-
tions in Chemistry, without laugh
ing.
To avoid Confusion, 1t will be as
sumed that each Touch Down is fol-
lowed by a successful Kick for Goal.
Upon resuming Play after a Touch
Down all OF the Players. except the
two Full-Backs. shall join Hands in
a Circle and the two Full-Backs
shall be blindfolded and put into the
Center. While the Players are sing
ing London Bridge is falling down, ="
the Full-Back whose Team has been
scored against must catch the Full
Back of the other Team and call
him by his First Name within 80
seconds, in which Case his Team
will be given the Ball in the Center
of the Field. Otherwise, the Ball
goes to the Opposing Team on their
own 20-Yard Line.
And so on. All Spectators will be
required to remain absolutely Quiet
during the Mental Tests.
1t must be explained that the
Guthrie Revised Rules are still in
the Rough, but 1t will be seen that
they are going to debrutalize a very
rough Sport as soon as they are
approved by all of the Athletic AS
sociations.
MORAL: To prevent overcrowd-
ing a Stadium, make 1t Lady-Like.