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Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-11

WE LIVE in fast-moving
age. We work harder. play harder.
travel quicker. And we smoke more
cigarettes.
But there's this about it: They have
got to be milder today. In this high
pressure age, smokers don't like strong
cigarettes.
About four miles of warehouses are
filed with mild, ripe, Domestic tobac-
cos, stored away to age for two years
to make them mild and mellow for
CHESTERFIELD Cigarettes.
To make sure that CHESTERFIELD
is a milder cigarette, the greater part of
90 million dollars is invested in the to-
baccos used in CHESTERFIELD. These
tobaccos are "Cross-Blended."
This welding" Together-or Gross
Blending'-permits every kind of to-
bacco used in the CHESTERFIELD
blend to partake of the best qualities of
every other type. It's the same princi-
pie that Burbank used in crossing diff
ferent fruits to make still better fruit.
CHESTERFIELDS are milder
never harsh :. and that's why, in this
high-pressure age, more smokers, men
and women, are changing to CHESTER
FIELDS every day.
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-11
Creamed Ham

3 tablespoons butter
AZ tablespoons flour
3 cups milk
3 cups ground cooked ham
Salt
Pepper
Make a white sauce of the but
ter, flour and milk. Add the ham
and green pepper and cook the
mixture about 10 minutes. Season
to taste with salt and pepper Serve
hot on toast, or in rice ring, or
with noodles.
Cheese Fondue without Egg
l pint milk
2 cups fine dry bread crumbs
l pound soft cheese, flaked with
fork
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-11
The Weather

LOS ANGELES AND VICINITY
Fair tonight and Tuesday with
moderate temperature; cloudy or
foggy in the morning; gentle shift
ing winds.
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Fair tonight and Tuesday but ov-
ercast in early morning on coast;
normal temperature; fresh wester-
ly winds offShore.
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-11
HOLDS SCHOOL RECORD

HOULTON, kTe. U.R)-Ada Nc
Intosh had rank Of 100 per cent
for her four-year course at Houl-
ton high school. She was gradu-
ated recently as valedictorian of
her class.
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-11

ScallOped Cabbage, Spaghetti
and Cheese
IL cups spaghetti broken in small
pieces
3 tablespoons flour
3 tablespoons butter
2 cups milk
teaspoon salt
u pound American cheese
l quart shredded cabbage
l cup bread crumbs
Cook the spaghetti in boiling
salted water for 20 minuten and
drain. Make a sauce of the flour,
butter, milk and salt. Shave up
the cheese, add to the hot sauce
and stir until melted. Put the
cabbage, spaghetti and sauce in a
creased baking dish in layers and
cover the top with the bread
crumbs. Bake for 20 to 80 min
utes in a moderate oven.
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-11
RECIPES FOR HOUSEWIFE WILL
AID HER AND DAIRY INDUSTRY

Il teaspoon salt
small onion, grated
Whole wheat toast
Heat the milk in double boiler.
Add the bread crumbs, cheese, salt
and grated onion. Stir until the
cheese has melted. Serve on toast.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
DEATHS

Mary E. Greenwell. So years, $40
Tennessee Ave. N. E.
Alice V. Gill, 81 years, 1133 Morse St.
N Mary e. Mark, 81 years, caninEer
William T. Beach, rs years, Galliuger
James F. Milstead, rs years 1915 W
John Reynolds. II years. 22o H ST
Nancy Anderson. ss years. siOley
Percy $; Foster, ss years., 144 Co.
Herman Herfuth, Ct years, Tubercu-
'e Lewis s. Rose, ss years, 1912 Calvert
Louis w. Austin. 81 years, George
Washington Hospital.
John A. Hurley. 5S years, S4f2 P
~ Anna IN Brown. SO years. Providence
Hospital.
William A. Matchett. so years. 1920
Upton ST N. w.
Harry G. Barton. ~ years. Walter
Reed General Hospital.
Addie NJ. Bowers. u years, Emer-
Annunziata segreti, days. Provi-
Frances Bland, los years, a51 H
Poselle Graves, 90 years. 1920 Upton
Rachel B. wilkinson. IS years, SO1
Betty Thomas, rs years, 14Os-A One
Fannie E. Taylor. ss years, 800 Tea
Mamie Beverley, 81 years, 459 First
Margaret Reed. 40 years, SIS T st.
Alice e. Simmons, 81 years. 1890 Q
st. N. w.
AIonza Perry. is years, Potomac
River.
Hospital.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Edward Papon. SO, and Moine Zul-
icke. SO. Judge r. E. Mattinsly.
Henry F. Martin, 20, and Minor J.
Markham. 26. The Rev. A. L. Wills.
Edwin A. Riley, rs. and Rozelyn Fall
ligant 21. The Rev. G. E. Brown.
Lyle D. Wylie, 20, and Kethryn E.
HuIen, ,25. The Rev. ". $. Abernethy'
McRObis. Is, The Rev. J. E. Briggs.
ett, % The Rev. G. G. johnson.
William E KineG "a. and Emily B.
Hodkinson. 20. The Rev. C. H. Jope.
walter. sl Il. The Rev: q. H, SVEN.
Merrill H. Hobbs. Ss, and Margaret
J. O'Connell. SO. The Rev. U. g. B.
William L. Mollett, So. and Marion
Gray. 80. The Rev. A. A. McCallum.
william P Burrows 81. and Mary L
Curry. 16. The Rev. II. NJ. Hennig.
Edward W Morse, 25 and Dorotnea
l. Harrington, %. The Rev. G. E.
Ray f. Morris. 's5, and Mary e.
Manuel NJ. wsinberg. "a, and Sylvia
Anthony ". Buckner, a. and Arzelia
A. Holland. 10, both Of Baltimore. The
Rev. L. l. McDougIe.
Melville F Mason. %, and Mary J.
ingalls,, 19. The Rev. ]. L. Cole
Albert c. Praley. 80, and Carrie H.
Hall. 36, both Of Baltimore. The Rev.
A. F. Poore.
Walter Thomas, 21. and Irene CarIey.
Is. The Rev. Isaac jackson.
Esau Samuels, 25. and Mardell Col.
son. ID The Rsya VI. D. Jarvis
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
Masonic Building
Work Bids Asked

Bids have been asked for re.
modelling of the first floor of the
Masonic Temple Building,
Thirteenth Street and New York
Avenue Northwest, for use as a
bus terminal, it was revealed to.
day. It may be used by the
Greyhound Lines, Inc.
The bids were called for by
I. r. Saum, engineer, of the
Washington Loan and Trust
Company Building and M.
Mesrobian, architect, 5115 Forty
first st. N. w. They are to be
opened July 8.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
SIMON To SHUN
SCHOOL POST

DR.. Abram Simon, three times
president of the District Board
of Education, will not stand for
reelection when the school body
meets for it's organization meet
ing tomorrow, he indicated today.
Henry Gilligan, veteran men,
ber of the board, or George M.
Whitwell. recently appointed to
membership, probably will be
chosen.
DR.. Simon was first appointed
to the board in 1920, when he
was made president. He was re-
elected president in 1922 and
served until 1923. - In 1880 he
was reappointed to the board
and elected president the follow
ing year to fill the unexpired
term Of the late DR.. H. Barrett
Learned,
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
Births, Deaths, Marriages.
GEN. FRANK z. BAMFoRD

Funeral services with full mill
tary honors we're held today in
Arlington Cemtery for Brig. Gen.
Frank E. Bamford, SO, hero Of
the Battle of Cantigny, who died
Monday at Charles Town, W. Va.
The Rev. Ralph C. Derbert Off
ciated at the rites.
General Bamford was retired
from the Army about ten years
ago, after being commended by
Geenral Pershing for his valor
overseas and for his book on the
war. ,
His widow, formerly Martha
Byrd, q Richmond, Va. accom-
panied the body from West Vir-
ginia and was present at the
funeral.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
MRS. MARY YOUNG

The funeral for Mrs. Mary
Young, 7S, a lifelong resident OF
washington, who died yesterday
at her home, 1S40 Mintwood Pl'
N. W., following a brief Illness
will be held tomorrow morning at
II o'clock at st. Margaret's Epis-
copal Church. The Rev. H: S.
Smith will officiate. She will be
buried in Oak Hill Cemetery.
Death was due to complications
following an accident in which
she suffered a fractured hip. Mrs.
Young was formerly member OF
the board of directors of the Epis-
copal Eye, Ear and Throat Hos
pital, and she was a member OF
the Twentieth Century Club and
the Eistophus Science Club. =,
Surviving are her husband,
Charles D. Young; a son, Fred
erick Young, of California, and a
grandson, Lieut.. Donald B. Young,
II S. A,
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
TALKS OVER AIR
ON FOURTH

Members of the Citizens Fourth
of July Celebration Committee
will give a series of five-minute
radio talks over the three local
stations today, tomorrow and
Saturday.
Archie K. Shipe talks over
VOL at 4 p. m. today. George
E. Sullivan speaks over the same
station at 1855 p. m. tomorrow
and Robert j. Cottrell at 1905
p. M, Saturday.
Curtis A. Hodges speaks over
WMAL at 6:25 p. m. today.
United States Marshal Edgar c.
Snyder speaks over the same sta
ton at 6:35 tomorrow and
Thomas P. Littlepage, chairman
of the committee, at GAS p. M,
Saturday.
The first talk over WRC was
given at 1880 a. m. today by DR..
George C. Havenner, executive
vice president of the District Bi-
centennial Commission. Mr.. Lit
tlepage will speak over WRC at
11:30 a. m. tomorrow and Claud
w. Owen, at 1870 a. m. Satur-
day,
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
ChiLdren's Hospital
Work Starts TOdaY

Ground will be broken at 3
p. m. today for the new Children's
tuberculosis Sanitarium near the
Defense Highway, eight miles
from the District Line. Mrs.
Ernest R. Grant, president of the
tuberculosis Association, will ex-
cavate the first Shovelful of
earth.
Representative Gibson of Yer
mont, who introduced the bill
authorizing the Sanitarium in
Congress, will speak, to be fol-
lowed by DR.. Luther H. Reichel-
derfer, District Commissioner,
and j. w. Peabody, superinten-
dent of tuberculosis Hospital.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
MISS MARY E. MARK

Funeral services for Miss Mary
E. Mark, 81, employed for many
years at the District workhouSe,
were conducted at the residence
of her niece, Mrs. George G..
Jones, 436 Fifteenth st. N. E., to.
day. Burial will be in Lebanon,
Pa. She died Tuesday.
Miss Mark was native of
Lebanon. She had lived in this
city since 1904. She was en-
ployed at the workhouse while it
was in the District, and later
when it was moved to Occoquan; /;
later becoming an employe Of the
Crittenton Home in Virginia.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
CAPT. DAVID c. CRoWELL

Funeral rites for Capt. David
Carlton Crowell, Supply Corps,
U. S. N, recently on duty in the
Navy Departments bureau of sup
plies and accounts, who died Sun.
day in Naval Hospital, were held
yesterday at his home, 1888 Cathe-
dral Ave. Burial followed in Ar.
lington with full military honors.
Captain Crowell, who was 81,
is survived by his widow, Mrs.
Grace w. Crowell, and two sons,
David Carlton Crowell, jr., a mid
shipman at the Naval Academy,
and Albert w. Crowell, student
at the American University.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
LENT. COL. JOHN J. BURLE1GH

Lieut.. Col. John j. Burleigh,
instructor general of the Second
Corps Area of the Army, died
at the Martinique Hotel last
night from a heart attack. He
was 81 years old.
Colonel Burleigh was stationed
at Governors Island, N. Y. He was
returning to his post from a tour
of duty at Fort Leavenworth,
KanS.
Surviving are his widow, Mrs.
Elizabeth Burleigh, and a daugh-
ter, Marion, who were with him
when he was taken i'll. Also
surviving is another daughter,
Mrs. Elizabeth Van Wyk.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
u. S. Chamber Group
Studies BUiLdinq

Members of the executive com.
mittee of the National Conference
on Construction met yesterday at
the U. S. Chamber of Commerce
Building to lay plans for a gen.
eral assembly here next fall for
the purpose Of renewing building
activity.
Included among those attend.
ing were Secretary of Commerce
Robert P. Lamont; Daniel viii.
lard, president of the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad, and James L.
Madden, vice president of the
Metropolitan Life Insurance Com.
pany.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
Camp for COlOred
Children ODened

Camp Pleasant. for colored
mothers and their children,
opened terday near Blue
Plains. Each group will spend
two weeks of healthful camp
life at the plains.
Edward P. Lovett, in charge of
activities at the camp last year,
has charge again this summer.
Enrolling in the camp were 169
mothers and children.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
Tiger Strategy
Laid Lair
At Hotel

CHICAGO, June 80 G.N.S0.
Tammany's high command-the
men who sit around a table
in John F. -Curry's suite in the
Blackstone Hotel and map the
Tigers strategy-is composed
of the following:
Mayor James j. Walker,
John H. McCooey, Brooklyn's
veteran leader; Max D. Steuer,
noted New York lawyer;
former Judge Daniel F. Co
halan, Dudley Field Malone,
John A. Delaney and Edward
J. and Daniel P. O'Connell, Of
Albany.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
MISS ADELAIDE AMEs

Miss Adelaide Ames. well-known
woman astronomer and research
assistant, who was drowned in
Suuam Lake, near HolderneSs, N,
H., will be buried here.
Miss Ames, whose family has
been known in Washington for
more than half a century, is the
daughter Of Col. ThaleS AIneS, U,
S. A., now stationed in Boston,
She is the granddaughter Of
former Adjt. Gen. John c. Kelton,
who, at the time of his death in
1898, was in charge of Soldiers
Home here,
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
HOWARD OPENS
REGISTRATION

Registration for the Howard
University summer school will
take place tomorrow in the gym
nasium building.
Prof. George M. Lightfoot, an
ticipates a large enrolment.
The session will last six weeks.
The faculty will consist of 81
members of the regular academic
staff.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
Taxi Bandit Pair
Get $3.50 in HOLduD

Two colored bandits who have
been terrorizing taxicab drivers in
Northwest Washington during the
past two weeks robbed William H.
Turner, taxicab driver of 237 K
st. N. E., of $4.80 last night.
Turner told police the men
hired him at First and P Streets
Northwest, and robbed him at
First and Bates Streets North
west, after covering him with a
pistol.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
BEER RANDW|NES
LOOM DURING
NEXT SESSION
BY EDWARD o. MAYL

Beer and light wine could bt
aegalized soon after the calling oi
the Seventy.third Congress in De
cember, under the terms of the
sheer plank" overwhelmingly voted
into the Democratic platform al
Chicago. This is provided by rec
ommending modification Of the
Volstead act.
Under the terms of the Repub
1ican prohibition platform" the
results as to the return of beel
. and light wines and Of repeal oi
the Eighteenth Amendment are
obscure, as interpreted by such
leading Republican vets as Sen
ator Bingham, of Connecticut, and
DR.. Nicholas Murray Butler, OF
New York.
Z ,clares for Repeal
The Democratic plank, in eight
words, declares:
1--WE favor the repeal Of the
Eighteenth Amendment"
The Republican plank in 46
words declares against submission
Of repeal. 1t declares:
1--WE do not favor a submis-
sion limited to the issue of re-
tention or repeal. For the
American nation never in its
history has gone backward, and
in this case the progress which
has been thus far made must
be preserved, while the evils
must be eliminated"
Would Modify Act
Under the Democratic recon.
mendation the Seventy-third Con.
gress, if the voters give their sup
port, would modify the VolStead
act and liberaliZe that section
which declares against the manu-
facture of beverages containing
more than one-half of l per cent.
The alcoholic content would be
fixed by Congress. The present
trend in the wet camp has been
for beer of approximately 4 per
cent alcoholic content, with light
wines limited to 10 or IL per
cent.
There is no reference to liberal.
izing the Volstead Act in the Re
publican platform.
Faces Veto Action
The bill to modify the VoIstead
Act will have to bear the sigma
ture Of the President of the
United States, or be passed over
his veto by a two-thirds vote of
both Houses of Congress.
BY the terms of the Democra-
tic plank the Congress, when
modifying the Volstead law, will
be required to legislate in order
to protect dry States against the
importation of intoxicating liq-
ors in violation of their prohibi-
ton laws.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
CHARLES E. VERMILLION

Charles E. Vermillion, 78, a
lifelong resident Of Arlington
County, and one Of the county'S
oldest volunteer firemen, died
yesterday at Georgetown Hospital.
Mr.. Vermillion had been q
charter member of the Cherry
dale Fire Department for the
past 80 years. Surviving the
veteran fireman are his three
sons, Wesley, of Cherrydale, with
whom he made him home; Joseph
of Clarendon, and Charles, jr.,
of Miami, Florida.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
BENEFIT SUPPER

A fried chicken supper for the
benefit of the Montgomery
County General Hospital will be
held at the Sandy Spring High
School on July 26, with a pro-
gram also of baseball and dane
ing, it was announced yesterday.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
ROUND TABLE MEET

The Washington Round Table
will meet tomorrow at 6:15 p. m,
at the University Club, Edwin C.
Graham will discuss pending con.
struction projects in the District
and the amount of employment
they will involve.
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
EDUCATION SPREADS

Fifty per cent of young Amer
leans of high school age are now
in high school, as compared with
4 per cent IN 1890, according
to a survey completed yesterday
by the Federal Office of Educa'
ton,
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
BIRTHS

Leo L. and Margaret Trout twin
boys.
George and Nellie Whitlaw, boy.
Charles A. and Kathleen NJ. Murphy
boy. .,
Samuel and Faye Kotz, boy.
Henry and Rose Gay, boy.
Burton D. and Barbara Seeley. boy
Joseph and Malta Fad. boy.
John H. ana XirEinia Andrews Andrews boy
Joseph and Amorina Segreti, girl.
william C. and Ruby A, RinEsoid'
boy. -,
George F. and Fannie Chism, girl.
Vincent S. and Katherine Davis. girl
william c. and Christobel Ferber,
girl.
Samuel e. and Elizabeth Atwell girl.
Louis and Immocenza Di Giorgi,- boy.
Howard B. and Bessie NJ King, boy.
Henry H. and Edna Hurdle, boy.
Theodore r. and Agnes M. Miles
The Washington times., 1932-06-30
FARM CLUB TO MEET

The Senior Farm Club of Sandy
Spring, Nd. community win meet
Saturday {
The Washington times., 1932-06-30

CINGAPORE could only talk of thnghe latest of
Killer of Kuai man-eang tiger that errorzed the
Straits Settlements unge Day this huge added the
toll of life took day by day stories of it's exploits
Singapore The Killer of Kua finally trapped through
using human bait!
For the suspense and thrills read this TRUE story
of the Jungle told Frank Buck noted collector of wild
animals!
It's only the exciting he tells his
experiences in the ungleincudng titanic struggle between
bull elephants the of tiger and python battle be-
the magnationI
The Washington times., 1932-08-18
BENNY To SIGN
FOR NJ 'LARN|N

NEW YORK, Aug. 18. Benny
Leonard and Jimmy McLarnin
will sign articles of agreement
Monday to meet in a 10-round
bout on october in Madison
Square Garden Bowl.
Leonard, form er lightweight
champion. is at least SO years old
and Jimmy is about 10 years
younger.
The bout will be at catch
weights and Leonard will prob
ably have an advantage Of six or
seven pounds. He has scaled
around $50 in his recent bouts.
Benny, who started his come
back last year, has fought 81
bouts since and tomorrow night
he meets Mike Sarko. Of Boston,
in a six-round affair at Long
Beach Stadium.
Boxing experts today leaned to
McLarnin as the favorite. Like
Leonard, he is past his prime,
they said, but despite his poor
showing recently against Lou
Brouillard he is rated stronger
hitter and more rugged performer
than the former lightweight king.
The Washington times., 1932-08-18

in another of those come from
behind contests.
Pitching Plans Changed
BY bringing Lefty Lloyd Brown
into action as a relief pitcher
yesterday, Manager Johnson's
pitching plans are once more
changed for the remaining games
in this series with the SoX.
Lefty was supposed to get the
starting assignment in tomorrow's
final contest but now Manager
johnson has announced that he
will use Big Fred Marberry in
stead. Prof. Monte Weaver was
due to get the call today.
TomorroWS appearance will
mark Marberry's first as starter
since way back in June when he
pitched the opener of a four game
set against these same SoX out
in Chicago on the Griffs' initial
trip West this year.
In that particular contest Fred
hurled pretty we'll, although he
had to be taken out of the box
later in the game. The Griffs
won, in a review of the records,
after 10 innings of play. This
triumph also was one Of the
"come-from-behind" contests.
The Washington times., 1932-08-18
He Owes Everything

In this respect, We believe a
ball player owes his followers
and his employers a very great
deal. He should be at his best
in all respects. He should not
be concerned about bet, large
or small. He should have no
home worries, no business wor-
ries and nothing on his mind
except his playing for those two
hours.
Some say a mans pocket
book is closest to his heart.
Others hold a mans stomach is
closest. Well, it's a cinch that
both are not very far, actually
or theoretically, from his heart
and it would be a good idea
to look tc their well-being be-
fore a task is undertaken which
one naturally wishes to do we'll.
Perhaps you will pardon a
very personal observation along
these lines. 1t is related only
to illustrate why we believe
ones mind should be clear of
all else when he is performing
for his employer and the
public.
The Washington times., 1932-08-18
NJ 'NA|R F Il | 8
BILL At SHORT

About a year ago at this stage
of the American League race
the fans were talking about the
wonderful deeds of Dib Williams,
of the Athletics. They called him
the find of the season, but
Williams faded quickly last
spring, which was the biggest
surprise of the season.
In desperation Connie Mack
tried Joe Boley at his old spot,
but Joe had only flash now
and then. Mack determined to
follow his original hunch with
McNair. He put him at short
and told him the job was his;
waivers were asked on Joe Boley
and he was released. McNair
took to the game like a coming
star. Elderly Jimmy Dykes and
Max Bishop took the young fel
low in hand and did their best
to show him how to play the
spot.
Improvement was marked in
MCNairS work. His hitting be-
gan to pick up and today he
is heading for the 300 line,
where he will finish the season
unless all signs fail.
Asked about his sudden splurge,
McNair could not very we'll eX-
plain it. He said he was worried
when the report started that he
was about to be released to
Baltimore and he could not put
his heart in his work. Once
he found that he was the regu-
lar shortstop he started to de-
velop under the watchful eye
Of jimmy Dykes and Bishop.
The Washington times., 1932-08-18

The change is termed a SubSti-
tuition, but in reality it Is a vast
improvement on the original card,
says Promoter Joe Turner. Should
a postponement be necessary here
tonight on account of weather,
the fact will be broadcast at 1880
and 8 o'clock over station VOL.
Benefit by Switch
Certainly Rudy and Fred more
than make up for the loss OF
Zaharias, Marshall, Whitefeather
and Coleman. Besides, in the
shift in plans local mat-minded
get the benefit of Lou Plummer
whose work here has been of a
high type, versus Buck Oleson,
which sounds like a very good
match to the average fan.
The remainder of the card will
show the original feature, Pat
O'Shocker VS.. Gino Garibaldi;
Frank Brunowics VS.. Son Jen-
nings and Herman Hickman VS..
Jack Hurley. OF course Wash
ington likes it's Chief White
feather. and Turner has promised
to book him at a future date, but
otherwise the card is strengthened
and all Joe Turner is praying for
now is good weather so that his
revised card may go on without
a hitch.
IS Minute Limit
Incidentally Dusek and Grob-
mier are to make it a 45-minute
or less affair as they have to get
off the mat in plenty of time to
give Garibaldi and O'Shocker all
night. if they require it, to
wrestle to a finish. Benny Bort
nick, who will referee the main
match, declared today he has
been training hard all week at
the Jewish Community Center
and that he is as hard as nails.
He has lost about seven pounds
around his girth since last Thurs
day and anyone who gets fresh
with him tonight will be up
against a real athlete.