Evening star., 1932-02-28

withered, weazened, non-resistant
wearers of the gee string?" -.
Gandhi Architectural Misfit.
Being greeted with loud cries of mo"
from the assembly, he en1ptied the
shaker, but nothing but dry white
powder came forth. "Ye gods" cried
the 'Bombinero." Even this 1acteal
beverage is dehydrated" At this mo-
ment appeared a member of the Fine
Arts Commission who objected to
Gandhi's presence as an architectural
monstrosity and incongruity and the
silent living saint of India was removed
bodily from the scene.
This was followed by song compar-
ing the outcome of GandhiS lone mis-
sion to England to the results of our
diplomats at the London Conference
and predicting that the present econ
omy wave might tend to the adoption
of the garb of Gandhi as the uniform
Of our national defenders. Anent the
Marine, they sang; q
Marines still have their. motto left,
we fear that Roop did grudge 1t.
One lonely private soon will be their
portion of the budget,
If he should lose the safety pin he
needs to keep him tidy,
The situation well in hand he'll have,
hell hold his didie."
Sousa Directs Band.
Lieut.. Comdr. John Philip SouSa, In
person, directed the Marine Band in
playing one Of his own stirring compost
tions, Hands Across the Sea" inspired
by the friendly attitude of the British
tnuord Admiral DAwpy in his hour OF
trial in Manila Bay. j..
As there could be no Carabao wallow
without some reference to Maj. Gen.
Smedley D. Butler, erstwhile. talking,
battling Marine. but now, though re-
tired, in the lecture field where his
talents for expressing himself are meet
ing with more enthusiastic reception,
figure that seemed to be the general
apparel before the audience, his
uniform covered with decorations, and
sang with typical Butlerian rhetoric
and unexpurgated emphasis of the
achievements for which he received the
medals.
The final sketch depicted possibility
of the future, the State Department
directing and controlling by radio tele-
phone a gigantic naval battle; COM
municating during the action with the
enemy's prime minister, maintaining
parity by detaching unit whenever the
enemy lost one
Members and guests: Charles Francis
Adams, Secretary of the Navy; DR.. Roy
D. Adams, Lieut.. Col. Emory s. Adams,
U. S. A. Eugene G. Adams, Lieut.. Col.
George p. Ahern, U. S. A.; 0eror Don
Horatio Alfaro, Minister of Panama;
Col. Charles c. Allen. u. S. A.: Repre-
sentative John S. Allen, Representa-
tive Walter @. Andrews, Maj. Gen.
Thomas O. Ashburn, U. S. A.
Col. j. T. Bailey. w. Lester Baker,
Lieut. Col Raymond S. Bamberger, U.
S. A; David Rankin Barbee, Col. John
C. Beaumont, U. S. M c.; Representative
Carroll L. Beedy, E. Lockert BemisS,
Ira Bennett, editor: Capt William E.
Bergin, u S. A.; J. Mckinney Berry,
Clifford X. Bergman, Maj. Henry G.
Bierbower, U. S. A; Brig. Gen. Henry
P. Birmingham. U. S. A; Comdr. Wal
ter A. Bloedorn, U. S. N; DIR. Edgar A.
S. A; Brig. Gen. David L. Brainard,
U. S. A.; Maj. David L. S. Brewster, U.
S. M. c.; Maj. Gen. Charles H. Bridges,
u. S. A.; Charles S. Brooks, Capt.
Charles T. Brooks, U. S. M. c.; Col Pred
R. Brown, U. S. A: Col. Thad H.
Brown, Col Abraham P. Burlington,
U. s. A; Col Fred w. Bugbee. U. S. A;
Lieut.. Col. Arthur L. Bump U. S. A;
Percy T. Burness, Col Frank c. Bur-
nett, U. S. A; Col. Reynolds j. Burt,
U. S. A.
Senator Royal S. Copeland, Col.
Lewis w. CaSs, U. S. A: John
S. Gator, Col. Louis S. Chappelear, U.
S. A.; Rear Admiral Joseph j. Cheat
ham, Senor Don Juan B. CheValier,
secretary, Panama legation; Represen-
tative Carl R. Chindblom. Lieut.. Col.
William Henry Clifford, u. S. A.; Col.
William H. Clopton, U. s. A: James
Coburn, Allister Cochrane, DR.. Fred o.
Coe, Col. Henry r. Coe, U. S. A; DR..
William Neal Coglan, Rear Admiral
Hutch I. Cone, U. S. N; Col. Bryan
Conrad, q. S. A; Col. Greed F. Cox,
u S. A; Lieut. Col Randolph Coyle,
U. s. M. c.; Representative William r.
Coyle, Capt. Ralph P. Craft, U. S. N;
Comdr. Howard H. Crosby, U. S. N.
Mai Harley C. Dagley, U. S. A; Col.
Robert M. Danford, U S. A; Ernest
H. Daniel. Maj Joseph H. Darnall U.
S. A.; Capt Thomas j. Davis, U. S. A;
Mai. William T. Davis, late U. S. A.;
F. Trubee Dawson. Assistant Secretary
of War; Rear Admiral George C. Day, 4
U. S. N; Brig. Gen. Matthew A. De-
Laney, U. S. A; Capt. John B.. Dennis,
U. S. N; Maj. Gen. John L. De Witt,
U. S. A; Maj. A. H. Dondero, Dole D.
Drain.
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