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The Washington times., 1932-10-19

not WOO his lady with a knot
ted club and a clout on the
head, but with orchids and poe
try. He was not brutal and
masterful, but tender and
timid and flattering. He prob
ably tWiddled his thumbs and
fused with his collar, just like
other nervous lovers.
1 knew it, I knew it, I KNEW
it! knew that we should some
day get back to Adam with our
"debunking." Our debunkerS
have proved everything, up to
date, except that Nero was an
altruist, Sappho was a Sunday
school teacher, and Solomon
was one-Woman man.
But, this is the last straw!
Tablets have been found in the
Grotto of IsturitZ, bearing SON.
nets full of pleading, carved by
the caveman (no lesSD be-
meath the portrait of his Girl
Friend. COT course, he couldn't
paste her picture in the back Of
his watch-but he had ideasO
What a blow this must be to
those heart-conquerors, who
have been emulating the tradi-
tional "caveman" for the last
decade, and doing their court
ing ((figuratively) with grunt
and a club.
But, to the girls who have
been mauled about, roughly han
died and unceremoniously kissed
on the Big He-man principle,
it will come as welcome news
this discovery that the caVeman
was a myth, that Don Juan
had the right idea, and that
Romeo was NOT a sap, but the
ideal lover!
There are, of course, some
women who OUGHT to be
clouted.
They would be better for a
little beating, But, strange to
say, that sort of woman always
manages to find a meek, de-
voted, "yes-dear" man, who
let's her tramp all over bis neck
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
LISTEN, WORLD!
By Elsie Robinson

I WOULD TAKE THE RISK
OF LOVING,
WHATEVER THE PRICE,
AND 1 WOULD BE GLAD
AND PROUD.
THEN I WILL BE GLAD
AND PROUD NOW.
I WILL PROVE
THAT LOVE IS WORTHWHILE,
I WILL PROVE
THAT LOVE ALWAYS PAYS;
THAT 1T NEVER STOPS PAY
ING.
I will prove it
BY living proudly.
BY living joyously.
BY living so abundantly
That all who touch my life
Shall share that abundance
And say:
Gould love do this
For her, even though
1T broke her heart?
Make life so strong,
so beautiful,
In spite of pain?
Then I. too,
will love.
Il will dare to love.
Whatever the risk"
He is gone;
Dead, they say,
But love is not gone.
Our love, his and mine,
Still lives.
1 will let it
Live gloriously!
I will give him
A memorial,
Not of cold, hard stone,
But of warm Joy
Of flaming pride.
Of sweet abundance
Which all may share.
I WILL REMEMBER HIM AL
WAYS;
BUT NOT WITH TEARS,
NOR WITH BITTERNESS.
WILL REMEMBER HIM
WITH PRIDE
AND GRATITUDE.
I WILL NOT LET
LOVE SPOIL LIFE
NOR LIFE SPOIL LOVE.
Copyright 1892. King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
Success Is Slow
Many Forget 1t

Ladies and gentlemen who think they failures and
jump front of trains off bridges sometimes too i'm
pulsively. If they had waited while they might have
learned their mistake
in point is that of Fritz Franz Maier, who
years ago turned the gas in his in Vienna and
asphyxated himself Herr Maer inventor When
boy he devised form of hull for ships which reduced
the resistance of the water from six fifteen per
Young Maier tested his models in the Danube and spent
rest of his life vanly trying to interest hpbuders in his
discovery
Today whole fleet of crack ships including some of the
best known and fastest liners have Maer hus The
design has increased speed immensely and has millions
of dollars to But Herr Maier here to enjoy
the fruits of his ingenuity.
The list of those who have ended their lives believing
selves unsuccessful only to become famous later is long
one 1t would be shorter if of these respondent
vduals had held out few months years It takes
the public time to catch up with genius with ordinary
ability.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
We Must Not
Make q Change

@V@CSNo " SAoVA6S
The campaign managers of
Mr.. Hoover have finally
settled down to a strategy
which is twofOld. One is to
play for sympathy for the
man who has manifested
such scant sympathy for the
victims of the policies Of the
last two administrations.
The other is to frighten the
people with the superannu-
ated bugaboo that if the
Democrats come in it will, de-
stroy our present prosperity.
1t worked for many years.
There was a panic many
years ago during the second
Gle veland administration
which, historians have
agreed unanimously, was
hurrying on with the wings
of the lightning during the
last months of the admins
tration of Mr.. Harrison. We
have it on the authority Of an
authentic historian that for
four months Mr.. Harrison
and Charles Foster, his
Secretary of the Treasury,
watched, with heavy breath
ing, the rapid advance of a
calamity, and heaved a sigh
of relief when the fourth Of
March came around and
they could dump the re-
sponsibility into the lap of
Mr.. Cleveland.
But for more than a gen
Grafton this was used to show
that the party of Cleveland
means panic.
An infinitely worse panic
was that Of 1878, under Re-
publican auspices; and there
was the panic of 1907; but
these have been conveniently
overlooked.
Now we have the worst
panic in all history; but in
the midst of it the Hoover
orators solemnly are warn
ing us that if we want to
hold on to such "prosperity"
AS we have we must not make
a change.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
ONCE-OVERS

mechanics if you would, and it
would benefit conditions greatly.
You would be having your
work done while wages are
low and the price of material
is way down also.
Today you can get great
value for your dollars when
you spend, if you choose wisely.
Hanging on to surplus cash
which you do not need to meet
the requirements of your re-
naming years is curtailing the
circulation of currency.
If you are we'll fortified finan-
Cially it is your duty as a good
citizen to assist those less
fortunate by providing work.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
Providing Work


Are you eConomizing to an
unnecessary extent?
There are certain improve
mentS you should make on
your property. ones needed not
only for appearance sake but
for the comfort of your family.
You could easily spare the
money to pay for them if you
would.
Yet you put off having the
work done because the spirit
of retrenchment is so strongly
binding you.
You and thousands of others
might give employment to
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

proud.
Our love was
The proudest thing
In my life.
Now he is gone;
Dead, they say.
And I have only
Memories.
But even the memory
OF love like that
Is richer treasure
Than most lives
Ever know.
Then why should I
Act poor, or cheated?
Why should / act
AS though love had been
A bad bargain?
Why should I be
So bitter, so sad
That others, watching me,
Will say:
Love is not worth
THE price one pays?"
LOVE IS WORTH ANY PRICE,
AND I KNOW 1T.
LOVE IS WORTH ANY RISK.
NOTHING CAN EVER MAKE
LOVE A BAD BARGAIN.
l KNOW ALL THIS.
I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN TT.
IF HAD 1T TO DO
ALL OVER AGAIN,
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

and materials. Let the pro
gram of work be prepared by
competent engineers and archi-
tects so that there will be no
waste motion in getting under
way. The members of the civil
ian army would he provided
with uniforms, shelter, food and
a small per diem for personal
use.
I'm orderly array this army
would move upon the tasks laid
out by engineers. In time it
would be almost, IL not quite,
self-suppOrting. When employ
ment demands rise in the coun-
try members could withdraw
from service. But the OrganiZa-
tiOn would be permanent -
would contract and expand as
the state of ordinary industry
dictated.
This would be no army Of
'bums,' but an army of youth in
which membership would be an
honor and achievement a sub.
jeCt of celebration"
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

"AmOng the unemployed are
millions of young men eager and
willing to work. All over the
country there is important con-
structive work TO he done which
will add to the riches of the ma
tiOn without competing with en-
terprises already in hand. There
are waste places to he redeemed,
parks to be made. forests to he
cut, replanting of trees to be
done, and land to be put to vari-
Gus uses. In Federal and State
forests there are now rOtting
millions of trees with which
camps and houses could be built
and wood provided for heating
them. On the unOccupied lands
now in governmental hands
houses could be erected for
temporary or permanent use.
Let the army he formed
under the direction of officers
from the regular Army Of the
United States. who are expert
enced in the construction of
camps and management of men
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
Why Not a Labor Army?
Six Million Would Join

bond 5ooOOOoO0O for public works and army
100000 construct them urged by Prof Charles A.
Beard noted and writer the best way which to
solve the unemployment problem.
The bond issue pn first sponsored and then forgotten by
President Hoover is familiar to all The army plan is not
As is explained BY Prof Beard:
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
Ogden Mills
Knows

Now Mr.. Hoover may not
be familiar with this phase
of history. For many years
he had not been a resident
of this country, but had
maintained for a generation
his residence and his office
in London. He was very
little interested in American
affairs in those days. But
some one should have told
him; and Ogden Mills
knows.
We may accept as true
that there is one other thing
that has saved the financial
structure - the Reconstruct
Finance Corporation. This
too was not born Of Mr..
Hoover ingenuity. Mr..
Wilson had created a War
Finance Corporation which
had served the nation we'll
in a war crisis. When the
present crisis came scores OF
people urged the revival Of
that WilsOnian organization,
and it was urged in edi-
tOrials, interviews and
speeches for months before
Mr.. Hoover decided to bor-
row the idea that originated
with Mr.. Rooveselt s associ-
ates.
Thus the two things that
have saved the financial
structure have been the
Federal reserve system and
the Reconstruction Finance
Corporation, both born Of
the ingenuity, constructive
capacity, foresight, of the
party of Mr.. Roosevelt.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

Inc love we
had
Was beauti-
full a n d
rare.
It was the
finest thing
thing
In life.
I was CRATE
full for it,
And so happy
That nothing
else mat
tered
While l had
him.
And I was
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

" SON was not the object
of Mr.. Coolidge's demagogic
attack on men in politics
with money and family =" in
fIuence," !" though he was in
cluded. He is now making
some desultory remarks on
the campaign and one bright
comment Of his will meet
with general consent:
Now Mr.. Smith is one of
our really great Americans,
although he has not been
considered a Calvin Coolidge
or a Herbert Hoover
How true!
Nor a Warren G. Harding.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

NdIlOu VI nuICI lNdl buSiupSN
more than once.
How dangerous Mr.. Roose-
velt's associates were to
business when they forced
the, Federal reserve act
upon the statutes! Dread
full men! Were not all the
bib bankers in the country
against it7 Didn't they
literally mob a man who
dared to speak for it at
the national convention in
Boston? And how wise they
were! And how destructive
were Mr.. RoOsevelt's associ-
ates in ignoring their SUI
pernal wisdom and putting
it into operation over the
united opposition of Mr..
Hoover associates.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

To One Who Is Dead
I WILL REMEMBER HIM AL
WAYS
BUT l WILL NOT LET
THAT MEMORY SPOIL LIFE.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

He wasn't roughneck, after
all, but charming Romeo, &C
cording to an editorial in the
st. Louis Post-Dispatch. He did
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
WISE WORDS

To live with no conscience is
to live with beast.
To live with good conscience is
perpetual feast.
A wise man may be taught
by a fool.
Doing everything is doing
nothing.
The thief at every sound doth
jump,
And sees an officer in every
stump.
Joy, like the ague, has one
good day between two bad ones.
The moon does not grow full
in day.
Enough Is great riches.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
Are You Afraid of a Change?
--- Bv Claude G.. BOUerS -

Battles the Jackson PERIOD The Struggle
in America" jefferson and Hamilton"
Era" and "Beveridge and the Progressive Era"
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
Debunking the Caveman

Modern lovers are facing an
awfully painful awakening.
The CAVEMAN has just been
debunked!
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

Prof. Beard plan interests every who unemployed.
It should interest gentlemen in the Government also Some
of them will be unemployed after March and may need such
army to Join.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

and thanks her for a pat on
the head.
There are still other women
but not so many-Who LIKE
to be bossed, bullied and treated
cavalierly. They respect a man,
only when they are a little
afraid of him, and they glory in
being tyrranized over by mas
terful, Big He-Man," whose ten
derest caress is grapple.
Most women, however, long
secretly to be Wooed in the
Romeo fashion with tenderness
and flattery and flowers and
promises. And most men, while
in love, are gentle, artful, timid
and doubtful. Love takes all
the conceit out of a man; and,
for that one brief moment in
his life, he is not an egotist.
Tenderness and flattery have
always been the weapons with
which a lover broke down a
Woman'S resistance.
There is really no precedent
for the "treat-'em-rough-and-tell-
'em-nothing" lover. And it will
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
What More Do
The People Want

Can it be that intelligent
Americans will not be fright
ened at the thought of the
Government passing into the
hands of the people who
furnished the only two
things that have saved the
business and financial fab
ric? And especially when
they are told so by the
men who are entirely sat
isfied with the manner in
which Mr.. Hoover has
handled the situation?
Are not 100000 in the
street? Are not thirty mil
lion involved in unempIoy-
ment in distress? Are not
thirty million farmers bank
rupt or on the verge Of
bankruptcy? Did not thou
sands of banks fail while
Mr.. Hoover in a quandary
did nothing? Were not
more than a million farm
mortgages forccIosed with
out attracting the attention
of the Administration un,
til six weeks before the
election? Is not business
PROSTATE? What more dc
the people want?
Are they not afraid ia
have a change?
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
What a "Dangerous" Man
Jack Garner Is

And how we'll Mr.. Hoover
managed things in the case
Of the loans Of the Federal
Reconstruction Finance Cor
poration in regard to mort
cages on farms and homes!
He has turned the people s
money in an enormous
stream into private lending
institutions without stipu-
lating that the benefit be
passed. on to those who had
borrowed from the banks,
as the banks borrowed from
the people. Now, at last,
Mr.. Hoover, the election so
close, is going to do some
thing about it.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

be a great shock to him to learn
that the Caveman did his WOO
ing with orchids and a good
line" instead of with a club.
All of the worlds Great Low
ers have been Romeos-not
caVemen!
Copyright. 1892. King Features
Syndicate, InC.)
The Washington times., 1932-10-19
MARRY-GO-ROUND
By Nelson Harding
BY Helen Rowland

and thanks her for a pat or
the head.
The Washington times., 1932-10-19

There is really no precedent
for the treat -'em-rough-and-tell-
'em-nothing" lover. And it will
Evening star., 1932-09-15
conflict in South America, excluding

conflict in South America, excluding
Argentina.
than the population of Chile or Peru
in revolt furnished the provisional gov
ernment q tough financial problem.
With more than 100000 men under
arms on both sides, war expenditures
have been running into millions.
With little gold in the country, both
sides issued large amounts Of paper
currency, and each promptly repudi-
ated the others action.
Duration of the effects of the entire
affair on business and exchange re-
mains to be seen. With Sac Paulo iso-
lated, its exports halted, the principal
source Of foreign money to meet obli-
cations abroad was stopped.
Each week of the revolution and
Evening star., 1932-09-15

ceded a Democratic downfall, the Au-
gust betting odds on President Hoover
will be justified.
But if the Democrats carry this heady
wine that comes in the Maine returns,
and walk a crack for six weeks in the
face of the in-washing tide of return
ing prosperity, Maine really will mean
something.
Today Maine is only straw vote In
a high wind which bloweth where 1t
listeth.
(Copyright, 1882, by North American News
paper Alliance, 1nc)
Evening star., 1932-09-15

ISOLATION and the Anglo Dutch group
would endeavor to smooth out difncul-
ties between the Independent Rumanian
companies and branches Of the British
trust In Iumania.
These difiiculties, It said, have to do
with the application Of the international
accord reached during the past Sum-
mer.
Evening star., 1932-09-15
Cock Fight in Mountains.

People from all parts Of Northern
Ireland gathered in the mountains be-
tween Antrim and Larne recently to see
what was said to be the final cock
fights of the season. The meet escaped
the eyes of the police and all events
were concluded
Evening star., 1932-09-15
NEW OIL PARLEY SEEN

Rumaniah and Ang1o-Dutch
Groups to Meet in Paris.
PARIS, September is @-The
newspaper Agence Economique ct Finan-
ciere said today a new oil conference
probably will be held in Paris Sep
tember 20, at which the Rumanian As
Evening star., 1932-09-15
ACCUSED, HANGS SELF
Charge Of Petty Theft Too Much
for Yeteraa Bank Worker.

ST. GILGEN, Austria R.-After a
lifetime Of handling other peoples
money in large amounts as an employe
Of q Vienna bank, Ernst Geiringer, 54,
On vacation in this Alpine resort, was
accused Of stealing so schillings (about
SD out of a storekeepers till. In
chagrin he hanged himself.
Evening star., 1932-09-15

Santos blockade meant that 100000
sacks of Sac Paulo's coffee normally
exported remained at home. This in
tensified the problem of the Paulista
surplus, principal bugaboo in the way
Of eliminating q mountainous carry
Evening star., 1932-09-15
CIVIL WAR BURDEN
HEAVY ON BRAZIL
Economic Effects of Revolution
Are Unusually Severe on
State of Sac Paulo.

RIO DE JANEIRO (P.-Brazil's pro-
longed civil war has been accompanied
by wider economic ramifications than
would be likely in any international
Evening star., 1932-09-15

Found guilty of the murder OF girl
guide on top of Table Mountain, Cape
Town. South Africa, John Henry Mum
mix has been sentenced to death.
Evening star., 1932-09-15

william Westall, who sang in one
choir for 60 years. and had two>silver
weddings, has died at Harrington, Eng
land
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15
NOTICE OF SALE OF PERSONAL
PROPERTY TO SATISFY
LIEN

Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned, Becker Garage, 456
Main Street, Ell Centro, California,
will sell at public auction to the
highest bidder, for cash, at the
above named place on Monday,
the 25th day of July, 1882, at 10
a. m. of the said day, the following
automobiles: to satisfy a lien for
storage towing and repairs; under
section 3051 of the Civil Code of
California.
Chrysler Roadster, 1926 Model,
Motor Number F-95576, Serial AY-
640lR License No. 96021, in amount
of $6050 and all expenses necessit-
ated by this sale.
Ford Roadster, Model T 1926,
Motor No. 13263663, License No.
6P2439 in the amount of $3050, and
all expenses necessitated by this
sale.
Dated at El Centre, California,
this 12th day of july 1882.
Signed BECKER GARAGE
456 Main Street, FL Centro
1910
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15
Daily Report OF
Stock Markets

NEW YORK, July Is. U.P)-The
stock market advanced To-Day as
the time neared for adjournment
Of congress. Railroad and petrc-
leum shares led the advance, their
bends setting the pace on the Sc
curities market also
Other markets looked up. Wheat
recovered after making new sea-
sonal lows and closed up y to 9s
cent a bushel, inspiring advances
in other grains. Cotton gained
more than 81 a bale. Sugar, rub
Der and silver were firm.
Foreign exchanges were featured
by drop in the French franc TO
new low for the year at 1919
cents a franc. At this figure the
franc was slightly under par. Bel
gian belgas made a new low at
1897 cents, off points. Weakness
in these currencies lent credence
to recent reports America would
soon be the recipient of gold from
Europe.
The share market started firm as
confidence in the banking structure
was enhanced by a favorable fed
eral reserve statement showing a
drop of Sol 100000 in money cir
culation, 40 rise of $10,000,000 in
monetary gold and rise of S20,-
100000 in United States govern
ment securities.
After the opening another dip
1 in wheat unsettled the list, but it
came back quickly when indica-
lions pointed to agreement of both
houses of congress on relief bill
which would meet with the de-
nands of the administration. This
was taken as assurance the present
session of congress would be short
lived
AS the time for adjournment of
congress neared, stocks made prog
ressive gains. Near the close many
issues had reached new highs on
| the present movement, among them
being National Biscuit, Atchison,
| Union Pacific, New York Central
and Standard Oil of New Jersey.
All groups joined the upturn and
trading broadened out with VOL
ume increasing after early lethargy.
Rails Gain
Best gains were made by New
York Central, Delaware and Hud-
I coYo MaNu IIouap ,,rafa,-rad Cl,aco
peake and Ohio, Atchison and
Union Pacific. Central of New
Jersey spurted nearly points.
In the petroleum group, Stand
ard OF New Jersey led With sub
stantial gains made by Standard
of California, Atlantic Refining
Consolidated Oil and Houston.
American Telephone rose to
above rs, against previous close
/ of 1874 despite its first half report
! showing $402 a common share,
against dividend requirements Of
| $3.50.
Utilities were strong, gains rang
ing to more than point with Pub
lie Service of New Jersey leading.
International Telephone held un-
changed, while Western Union rose
nearly 2 points to IT.
According to preliminary calcu-
lation, the Dow-Jones SJ Co. indus
trial average stood at 45.47, up LOB
points; rail average at 1853, up
082 points, and the utility average
at 1881, up 056 points.
Sales totaled 100000 shares, COM
pared with 100000 shares yes
terday
LOS ANGELES, July Is. UP)-
Most issues reported advances to-
Gay as the Los Angeles stock ex-
change showed signs of increased
activity in trading.
Union Oil was the most active,
selling 1000 shares at 95s, up q.
Standard Oil sold 1900 shares at
209s, up Is. Union Associates ad-
THIS IDI(
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15

STRAYED-From my place, one
bay mare horse, weighing 1000
lbs, one red horse weighing 100
lbs, black mule weighing 1000
lbs. Mrs. Hills place on Calexico
highway, right hand side Dog
wood ditch. Notify Jack Singh,
21s miles south Heber, or Jack"
driver at Fenns Creamery, I'M
perial. 1878
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15

FOR SALE-Good, gentle family
mich COW giving two gallons per
day, $4,000. Reason for selling,
leaving valley. Inquire fourth
house north of Imperial high
way on Euclid st. dh
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15

FOR RENT - Three room house
and one acre, one mile north
Ell Centro. Call 613-W. 1871 Ell
Dorado. 15t4
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15
l.. A. LIVESTOCK

II - u ' 10 IOOh
LOS ANGELES, July Is. U.P)--
Hogs, receipts, $50; market steady
Locals and grain feds, $475 to
S4.90. Quotable tops, s515.
Cattle, receipts, $50; market slow,
quotably steady. Short fed steers,
S6.25. Grass steers, unsold Com
mon to medium cows, $2.85 to $500.
Calves, receipts, so; market quot
ably steady.
Sheep, receipts, SO: market
steady Few medium lambs, $4.75.
Few wooled ewes, $2.35.
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15

FOR RENT OR SALE-Furnished
2-story stucco house. Three bed
rooms, screen sleeping porch, two
toilets and bath, basement, large
electric refrigerator, lawn and
flowers. viii lease; price 500
month 1116 South Sixth st.
Phone 1036-M. j. II. Mathes. 14t3
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15

FOR RENT-New mountain cabin
near White Star Cafe. Phone
750. 14t2
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15
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For Rent--H0uses

FOR RENT - Four-room modern
house; summer rates. 523 Brieh-
ton. 15t5
Imperial Valley press., 1932-07-15

FOR RENT - Furnished 3-room
apartment with bath, fan, lawn,
shade and garage. Summer rates.
Adults Only. Phone 495. Inquire
8l9 Main. 5tf