The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-09-27
Good evening. SPINELESS YES-MEN AND
 YES-BOSSES
"A SMILES THE THING.

SPINELESS YES-MEN AND
 YES-BOSSES The boss who wants but yes men Around him, let me say. Is false head of a business.
 That's going to decay, He fears the keen vibrations
 Of men with courage grim. Quite honest in their statements. Who never. yes-yes. him. Business bossed by yes men
 Is dying of dry rot. Has artificial courage.
 That soon goes on the spot, The day is clearing dawning.
 In fact. know it's here. When business run by yess men, Fogs in the stratosphere. Give me boss of courage.
 The fighting type for me. And not the putty brand exec Brought up on yessery. Give me a crew of workers.
 With opinions of their own. And I'll give you business.
 Good till the cows come home. It's all in the point of view. If you're supporting Roosevelt, you've been busy keeping two wolves from the door. If you're q Hoover man, the one wolf has been a sheep in the clothing of wolf.
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 Just imagine, if the average woman could speak seven diff ferent languages instead of just one.
 This has been a great year for apples. So the doctors better start worrying.
 Japan is sending Q general over here to lecture us on why it is necessary for the once sleeping giant to go into Manchuria. If he's treated like the average soldier. he'll perhaps be greeted with tear gas and the cavalry from Fort Meyer.
 Waterbury will observe Fire Pre- vention Week shortly. How about week that would prevent poll tical speeches?
 so TT GOES
 The seashOrc IS empty,
 No shouts greet the car, A faded rcd garter,
 Basks in memories dear.
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 Who can remember the good old days when man was afraid to sit down because his stiff bosom shirt would snap up and tickle his chin?
 Roosevelt took Greeley's advice, "Go west young man, go west" t./
 o-O-o Corset Steel Stops Bullet-News item. It pays to be old fashioned occasionally.
 Gandhi starved England into submission. Germany tried the same thing during the World war but failed. The might of meekness, you might call the Mahatma's victory.
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 If England grants India what Gandhi desires, he may celebrate by putting on suit of clothes. What break that would be for fall opening.
 Marriage Is called life's great common divisor. But there's nothing common about mar riage. Rather it is complex. o-O-o
 The ex-kaiser says if Germany wants him, he'll return. Mayor Walker might Nca1l on the kaiser for a few pointers.
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 Ants eat through a giant beam holding fashionable balcony. The thing tumbled to the ground. So the ants came near digging lot of graves with their teeth.
 o-O-o !. Mckee probably looks upon it as Damnany hall.
 YOU DON'T SAY
 Nature i'm the raw,
 Is seldom mild,
 Remember this when eating Oysters, child. o-O-o Sewer diggers are always the type who have to "get down to business. oZO--o Speaking of overhead expense. how about the woman who has an expensive hair dye twice a year? o-O--o A pessimist- is chap who buys a rain coat on a sunny day. Gray hair may ering respect. but lit also increases the amount of wor- ry involved in life. o-O--o YOU DON'T SAY Jim's rabbit dog, Makes quite a hOller, It has q rabbits foot. Tied tO its collar. O--O-O Congress will revise its tax sched- ule. but 1t will be an upward re- vision, Get ready to pay more when tho next session convenes. o--O--o Years ago n man was known by the company he kept. Now he's known by the company that keeps him.
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