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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1932-08-25
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At the meeting of the Auxiliary OF
the American Legion held Thursday
evening in the Legion hall a nominal
ing committee, Mrs. Glenn Hillig, Mrs
R. F. Byram and Mrs. J. c. Budik
was appointed by the president, Mrs
Carrie Smithers. Reports OF the dis
trict meeting at Comfrey were giver
by Mrs. Frank Baldwin and Mrs
Smithers. The annual election viii
be held September Is when officers
for the year 1932-1933 will be chosen
Mr.. and Mrs. C. o. Gilfllan motor
ed to Mankato on business Saturday
Harry F. Payne of Wood Lake was
here on business Saturday.
Miss Regina Mansmith of Seaforth
was caller here Tuesday morning
Say! Charley-here's tip-you
can get $1.50 for each old tire and
tube now in service, on new G & Us
at Gamble Stores. Sit
Pay for Coronado Refrigerator
with the savings it makes you-No
Down Payment-Free Trial-No In
stallation Charge = only sac per
meal. Gamble Stores. Sit.
Miss June Holmes of Sacred Heart
spent the weekend at the home OF
Miss Ethel Clark.
Bert E. Zumwinkle, formerly of st.
Croix Falls, Wisconsin has been
transferred to New Ulm as district
manager of the Montana Life Insur-
ance company. Mr.. Zumwinkle has
secured residence and will move his
family here about September 1. Mrs.
Zumwinkle and daughters are spend
ing the summer with her sister, Mrs.
John MacMaster and family Of Sleepy
Eye.-Brown County Journal.
Mr.. and Mrs. George H. johnson
of Seaforth were business callers here
Friday.
Mrs. Joel Hanson returned Sunday
from Redwood Falls where she was
guest at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Clarence Bake for a few days. She
returned with Mr.. Hanson who motor
ed to Redwood Falls Sunday to spend
the day.-St. Peter Herald.
Mrs. G. A. Patton, Mrs. Julia Glass
co and grandson Kim and Miss Josie
Lichtwark spent Thursday afternoon
at the home of Mrs. L. o. Bunge.
Mrs. Lane Trotter of Dawson who
is spending the week with relatives
at Delhi called on friends here Thurs
day. She was accompanied by Miss
Tena Leslie and Miss Ann McDougall.
Mrs. Walter Holmes and children
spent Wednesday at the o. E.
Clark residence. They were accom-
panied here by Miss Ethel Clark who
had spent two weeks at their home.
Rev. C. C. Swallwell, the new past
or of the Church Of the Nazarene will
preach here Sunday, August q, both
morning and evening.
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JOHNSON SHOE STORE

Mr.. and Mrs. F. M. Stronach of
Delhi were business callers here
Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Burmeister have
as guests at their home this week
their nieces and nephews, Misses Hill
da and Elizabeth Meyer and Fred
and Christian Meyer of Madison,
Wisconsin who arrived Tuesday ac-
companied by Miss Anna Whering.
Mr.. and Mrs. Newell Olson and
daughter of Tulare, California are
visiting at the home of the formers
sister, Mrs. Walter Hassenstab.
Russell Lauterbach has returned
from Fish Lake near Window where
he spent a week at the O'Meara cot
tage.
All members Of the Auxiliary of
the American Legion are urged to at
tend the meeting this evening in the
Legion hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Hollah and
daughter Caroline accompanied by
Mrs. Madden who have been guests
at the Frank Birum home left this
morning by way of Rochester and
Winona for their home at Baraboo,
Wisconsin. Mr.. and Mrs. Hollah are
an uncle and aunt of Mr.. Birum.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maloney and daugh-
ter Marjery of Sleepy Eye were visit
ors and shoppers here Thursday.
Frank and Lawrence Enright of
Austin are spending the week at the
William Schottenbauer home.
The Priscilla Class of the Method
list church will meet at the home of
Mrs. F. L. Carpenter next Tuesday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. w. Moeller of
Milford, Iowa and Miss MARCEL Noel
Ter Of Moneta, Iowa, came Saturday
afternoon for a short visit with Mrs.
Moeller's sister, Mrs. j. w. Lauter-
bach and family. They were accom-
panied by Harriet and John Lauter-
bach who had spent two months at
their home.
Marian and Jean Lauterbach are
visiting their uncle and aunt, Mr.. and
Mrs. C. w. Moeller at Milford, Iowa.
Mrs. M. Lauterbach spent a few
days last week with her mother, Mrs.
C. Schilling at New Ulm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Orth and chill
dren of Tracy were Sunday guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Barnes.
Miss Marian LANCE of New Rich
land and Miss Alice Loomis of Man.
kato visited friends here Friday.
Miss Grace Ward of Minneapolis
spent the weekend with her mother,
Mrs. H. w. Ward.
DIR. and Mrs. Horace Scott (Grace
Melges) of Minneapolis spent the
weekend at the j. H. Melges home.
Frank Middleton, brother of Mrs.
S. A. Appleton arrived in New York
Sunday from French Congo, Africa.
Mr.. Middleton is a mining engineer,
employed by the French government.
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MEMBERS OF The DIPLOMATIC CORPS CAPITAL SOCIETY PLAN WEEKE
SOCLAL NOTES

Mrs. Edwin B. Parker and
her sister, Mrs. j. H. Gillpat-
rick, of Washington, are at the
st. Regis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Preston L. Spru-
ance, of Wilmington, Del, who
were married June IS in the
Naval Academy chapel, An
napolis, are at Saranac Inn,
N. Y. The bride is a daughter
of Capt. William Halsey and
Mrs. Halsey, of Annapolis.
Mrs. T. De Witt Talmadge, of
Washington. is at the Plaza in
New York for several days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Edward
Stuart Chambers, whose wed.
ding took place here on Wednes.
day, are at the Pierre, in New
York. Mrs. Chambers is the
former Miss Barendina Gard
ener, daughter of Mrs. Cor.
nelius Gardener, and Mr.. Cham
bers is a son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert w. Chambers.
Mrs. Dorothy Campbell Hurd
and Mrs. Clarence H. Wander
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beck, the former National title.
holders are among the new
members recently elected to
membership in the National
Woman's Country Club. Both
Mrs. Hurd and Mrs. Wander,
beck have played over the new
golf course at the club and
they are most enthusiastic in
their praise of it.
During the month of July
contests will be held at the
club each Saturday for mem.
berS of the club, their guests,
and those to whom invitations
have been extended to partici-
pate.
Mr.. George Bond Cochran Of
Washington will arrive tomor-
row in Newport. r. l.. to spend
the summer at the LaForge.
Mrs. Adds B. Browne has re-
turned to Washington after
spending several weeks in Chi
cago and the South, and is at
Wardman Park Hotel for
several days before leaving for
Massachusetts, for the summer
months.
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NavyWeddinsof
Interest Here

An out-of-town wedding Of
interest to society in this city
will be that of Miss Adelaide
Sims, daughter of Rear Admiral
William S. Sims. U. S. N. IRE
tiredD. and Mrs. Sims, of Bos-
ton, to Mr.. Robert Francis
Fiske, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Red
ington Fiske. of Chestnut Hill,
Mass, which will take place at
4 o'clock tomorrow afternoon,
in Trinity Church, Newport, R.
I. Mrs. Robert Holbrook Hop
kins, sister of the bride, will be
matron of honor, and Miss
Anne Hitchcock Sims, another
sister, will be maid of. honor.
The bridesmaids will be Miss
Lucy Goldman FiSke, Miss Mar
garet Shepley, Miss Elizabeth
w. Johnston, Miss Barbara
Wygant, Miss Emma Louise
Davis, and Miss Mary Winslow.
Mr.. John Goldman Fiske will
act as best man for his brother
and the ushers will be Mr.. Red
lngton Riske, Jr., Mr.. Francis
Fiske, Mr.. William S. Sims,
Jr., Mr.. Ethan A. H. Sims, and
Mr.. Livingston Longfellow, of
New York.
A large reception at the sum,
mer home of the brides par
ents at the resort will follow
the ceremony.
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ToMakeAddress
At Dedication
Ceremonies

The Secretary Of the Interior
and Mrs. Ray Lyman Wilbur
left the Capital last evening for
Buffalo, where the former will
make an address at the unveil-
ing of the statues of the late
President Millard Fillmore and
President Grover Cleveland, both
of whom were residents of Buff
falo. This is in connection
with the centenary of the es.
tablishment of Buffalo as a city.
From Buffalo, the Secretary
and Mrs. Wilbur will 60 to Roch-
ester to visit their son, DR..
Dwight C. Wilbur, who is at
tached to the Mayo Clinic, and
daughter-in-law, Mrs. Wilbur.
En- route to their home in Cali
fornia, they will visit the Glacier
National Park in Montana, the
Columbia Basin in Washington
and the Owyhee reclamation
project in Oregon.
Following a brief sojourn at
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Engaged to Wed

DR.. and Mrs. Pearl Parsons
Lasher of Yonkers, N. Y, have
announced the engagement of
their daughter, Miss Dorothy
Lasher, to Mr.. Russell Bur
roughs Weston, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Alonzo H. Weston, also of
YonkerS. No wedding date has
been set.
Miss Lasher is a graduate of
the. National Park Seminary in
washington, and Mr.. Weston
is a graduate of Union College
and is a member of Beta Theta
Pi fraternity.
Mr.. and Mrs. Josiah T. New
comb, former residents of this
city who now make their home
in New York. have been visiting
here for a few days. During
their stay they occupied the
apartment at Wardman Park
Hotel, of Mr.. and Mrs. David
H. Blair, who are visiting in
North Carolina at the present
time.
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Cincinnati, which will be held in the
historic old State House, and will be
followed by luncheon and dinner.
, Sunday evening, Brig. Gen. and Mrs.
Cornelius Vanderbilt will give a large
dinner at "Beaulieu," in honor of the
Ambassador, who will be accompanied
to Newport by the Counselor of the
Embassy, Mr.. Jules Henry, and they
will return to Washington on Tues
day.
The Ambassador of Peru, Senor Don
Manuel de Freyre y Santander, is
leaving today for Eagles Mere, Pa,
where he has taken a cottage for the
summer months.
The Ambassador of Belgium, Mr.
Paul May, was mentioned as a posi-
bile resident at NewDOrt This summer
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Leaves Today

! The Secretary of State, Mr..
Henry Lewis Stimson. will leave
today for Highhold. his Long
Island estate, where he will
join Mrs. StimSon. who left
earlier in the week. The
secretary will return to Wash
,ington on Monday evening and
Mrs. StimSon will remain there
for a week or 10 days.
The Assistant Secretary of
State and Mrs, William R.
Castle, jr.. expect to spend part
of the summer at Hot Springs,
where they have gone for sew
eral years. They are now oc-
cupying their home in this city
The grandchildren of Mr.. and
Mrs. Castle are with their
father, Mr.. Allan F. WinSlow,
in New York. but will be with
Mr.. and Mrs. Castle for part
of the summer season.
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On High Seas

Assistant Secretary of State
Mr.. Harvey H. Bundy and Mrs.
Bundy. of 6 Kalorama Circle,
were guests of the Hotel New
Yorker in New York before sail
ing Wednesday night for
Europe.
The United States vice con-
sui at TuniS, Me. Jay Walker,
was mapried in Naples, Italy.
yesterday to Miss Genevieve
Ruth WaShburn, of Sturgeon
Bay, Wis. Following a recep-
tion they went to Tunis by air.
plane.
/ Representative Clarence j.
Mcleod of Michigan has re-
turned to Washington for sew
eral days, and is in his apart
ment at. Wardman Park Hotel,
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At AshintuIIy

Miss Mildred M. TytuS has
with her for the summer at
her home. AShintully, Tyring-
ham, in Massachusetts, Miss
Mary Wellington, of New York.
AS weekend guests Miss Tytus
is entertaining Mr.. Robert
Wilton Stuart, Mr.. Jose Ma
chado and Mr.. Jackson ORA
nellie, of New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Cool
idge, the latter formerly Miss
Victoria Tytus, will pass the
weekend with Miss Margot
Flick and Miss Eleanor r.
Flick at UplandS, Lenox, Mass.
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Miss Frances Waggaman, of
Washington, is at Camp Namag-
gaW, in Massachusetts,, with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. EnnalS
Waggaman, for the summer
months.
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Ambassador Feted

The ambassador of Spain,
Senor Don Juan Francisco de
,CardenaS, has returned from
Boston, where he was the guest
for q week of the former
United States ambassador to
Japan, Mr.. w. Cameron Forbes.
Last evening, the ambasSa.
dor was the guest of honor at
a small informal dinner given
by the counselor of the en-
lbassy, Senor Don Luis M. de
1rujo, and Sonora de Irujo on
the Shoreham Terrace. The
other guests were Miss Evelyn
Walker, and the second secre-
:tary of the embassy, Senor
Don Ramon Padilla y de
iSatrustegui.
The Counselor and Sonora de
1rujo will leave tomorrow for
q motor trip to Canada. They
will return to the embassy in
about a month.
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Envoy Dinner Host

The ambassador of Italy,
Mobile Giacomo de Martino,
entertained at dinner last eve
nine at the embassy, when his
guests included the Assistant
Secretary of State and Mrs.
James Grafton Rogers, Princess
,Cantacuzene, Mr.. j. Pierpont
sMoffat, Mr.. Ulysses Grant
Smith, the First Secretary Of
the Embassy and Countess An
tonietta Roncalli di Montorio,
the military attache of the en-
baSSy, Lieut.. Col. Marco Penna-
roll and the secretary of the en-
baSsy. Mobile Carlo Andrea
iS0arCli
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axe New Home

Major and Mrs. George S.
Patton will give up their house
In Woodland Drive tomorrow,
moving into a fine old brick
mansion on a hilltop near Fort
Myer, where Major Patton has
been ordered to duty. The
house they have leased is Just
off Military Road.
Major and Mrs. Patton and
their daughters, Miss Beatrice
Patton and Miss Ruth Patton,
have recently returned to town
after a stay of several weeks
at their summer place, Green
Meadows, at South Hamilton.
Mass. =,
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Sonora De AbeIIi
To Sail TODAY
For Peru

The Minister of Bolivia. Sc.
nor Don Luis o. Abelli. acco.n-
panied Sonora de Abelli to
New York yesterday whence
she will sail today aboard the
Santa Clara with her young
daughter. Crystal Abelli, for
Peru. where they will spend
the remainder of the summer
with the minister's mother, Sc
nora Eloisa de Abelli, at her
home in Lima. The minister
will return to the Capital to-
morrow.
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Ambassador Of France To Be Guest
of Honor at Dinner Of Brig. Gen.
and Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt

The diplomatic group in the Capital will be widely scat
tered the coming weekend members having planned
for weeks take advantage of this holiday interval to
visit friends at the various resorts.
The Ambassador of France, Mr.. Paul Caudel will go
Newport Monday be the guest of honor and speaker
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Fetes Mrs. Gary

Mrs. Hampson Gary, of
Washington and New York,
was the guest in whose honor
Mrs. Clarence H. Mackay en-
tertained at luncheon yester-
day in the roof garden of the
Hotel Pierre in New York.
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but yet information has been given out to whether
or not he has taken villa there.
Diplomats Widely Scattered over Fourth

The Ambassador of Brazil and Sonora de Lima Silva
entertaining house party at the Mitchell cottage at Man
chester-b bytheSea Mass where the embassy is
located and the Counselor of the Rumanan Legation and
Nine. Nano will be among their guests.
The Ambassador of Argentina Senor Dr. Felipe A. Espi
who has spent of this week in New York. is expected
to remain away until after Tuesday.
The Ambassador of Chile, Senor Don Miguel Cruchaga
TocOrnal. is planning leave this evening by boat
spend the weekend Virginia Beach, He will be
panied by the first secretary of the embassy, Senor Don
Oscar BancO We'll The ambassador expects leave for
Mexico City in August to again preside judge of the
Mexican American Mixed Claims Commission.
The Minister of Rumania, Mr. Charles A. Davla will
spend the next few days at the Atlantic Beach Club
Long Island that rendezvous of the world where
deghul has been arranged for Independence Day
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Navy Secretary
To Join Wife
For Holiday

The Secretary of the Navy,
Mr.. Charles Francis Adams,
will 60 to Concord, Mass, to
join Mrs. Adams over the
holiday week end.
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Left for Dover

Senator and Mrs. Daniel o.
Hastings have left for their
farm near Dover, Del, where
they will remain until the au-
tumn when they will return to
their apartment at the Shore
ham. ......
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Mrs. Bliss in N. Y.

Mrs. Robert Woods Bliss. wife
of the United States Ambassa-
dor to Argentina, is at the st.
Regis Hotel in New York.
%*
Mr.. and Mrs. McElroy Moss
have come to Washington from
their home in Olney. Md. for
a few days. and they are stop
ping Wardman Park Hotel.
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the Presidents house in Palo
Alto, they will go to their sum-
mer home in the Sierra Nevada
Mountains, which is delightfully."-
located 5000 feet above sea level,
where they. will remain the
greater part Of the summer.
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-Fhoto bS Bachrach
MISS ELEANOR HANCOCK,
daughter of Mrs. F. A. D. Han
cock, who attended her cousin,
the former Miss Eleanor Leake,
at her wedding at Williamstown.
Mass. June 4. to Mr.. Richard
Platter.
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There's a Reason

Thirty-nine stocks listed on the
New York Stock exchange will keep
their 1929 dividend rates intact for
1882. OF the hundreds of securities
which were soaring toward the sky
during the boom only these have
been able to hold the pace.
The going has been tougher for
each Of them, just as it has for those
others which have fallen by the way
side; which have seen dividends
passed, receiverships proposed and
stock values dwindle to next to
nothing.
BY what methods then did these
leaders manage to keep their bust
nesses going to such an extent that
dividend rates are unimpaired.
Wall Street analysts have beer
studying that question and many
factors doubtless enter into the re-
suit, but one thing may be of vast
significance. This is the fact that
nine of the 80 are shown to be en-
tirely dependent on newspaper ad-
vertising for their present and past
success. Four of the nine have never
used anything but newspaper adver-
Using in their promotional work.
BY the way, where did you eve,
hear before the words used as thu
title for this editorial?
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ton from business. Frankly, your
doctor did not charge fair price. But
perhaps he tempered his fee to your
present need. II the entire expense
Of the crude old guillotine and snare
method averages SIS, it is surely
worth $3.50 to the patient to get rid
OF the tonsils safely and without Sc
riouS discomfort.
Club Foot
Baby born with one club foot. Fam
lily physician referred to orthopedic
surgeon who has had charge for a
year, applying plaster casts every two
weeks until three months ago when
he discontinued them. Now the baby
is learning to stand but the heel cord
still seems tight -. MRS. M. v. o.
Answer-It will stretch out as the
baby uses the foot more and more. I
advise you to rely on the treatment
the baby is receiving, and faithfully
follow out the doctors instructions.
That is the best known treatment,
and it will give the most satisfactory
result possible.
Copyright, John F. Ollie co..
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IN
sI'IIl
YORK
viii, Gilbert Swan
COSMOPOLrrAN MANHATTAN

COSMOPOLITAN MANHATTAN
New York, Nov. Il. Travelling
around the world in the theaters is
one of the more diverting and inter-
esting little games possible in New
York at the moment.
You can start in Spain far up in
the Bronx and wind up in Russia on
Second avenue; or you can start in
Rome, not far from midtown, and
trek to the Orient down in China
town.
It's the Italian marionettes from
Rome, however, which promise to be
Manhattan's outstanding theatrical
novelty. The figures are sized and
require the most expert manipula-
tons. There are $50 varied marion
cite performers; a selection OF some
200 puppet dramas and vast ward
robes of costumes.
X X X
IRISH PLAYERS HAPPY
The case of the Irish players from
the Abbey theater is almost as inter-
esting. Just q few years back when
this organization came to Broadway,
crowds of irate Irish threatened panic
in the streets and the lobby. 1.-THE
Playboy of the Western World" was
something for certain Irish groups to
boot at. They approached New York
this year with certain fear and
trembling. only to find that the ano-
dyne of time had soothed the mob
And with a phenomenally successful
season resulting.
SPANS experiment in the upper
Manhattan Spanish colony has fin
ally managed to interest these slum-
mers who sought echoes Of Africa
in Harlem and amused themselves
with the stylized posings of visitors
from China. The Yiddish theateI
has always flourished in Second ave-
nue. and devout young Communists
have long been sneaking over Soviet
plays in East Side halls.
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NEWS REEL HISSERS
The towns best hissers and booer.
may usually be found In the new!
reel theaters. They provide a show
second only to the events upon thu
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the budget by slashing expenditures
since ta< sources already have been
tapped to the limit"
That the government would even
tually face this necessity has been
evident ever since the drastic tax in
creases of the last session began to
prove their inability to bring the gov
ernment's finances out of the red.
To all but the politicians and those
who SO desperately wanted to keep
the federal payrolls loaded, it was
evident before that time.
II the Democrats do not make good
on the economy pledge contained in
their party platform and reiterated
by Senator Harrison it will be their
own fault and their blood will be up
on their own heads, for they come to
the task with unfettered hands.
For the present administration to
make the cuts demanded by the
times was a practical impossibility
when the strength of human rela-
tionships is considered. The men and
women whose names would have
been Topped from the payroll were,
for the most part, Republican po-
litical appointees. 1t has been IL
long years since the last Democra-
tic administration and none of that
faith was left in the seats of the
mighty. It was a difficult thing to
force the faithful off the federal
bandwagon: still more difficult to
determine which of the elect should
go and which should remain.
The new administration faces no
such harassing problem. 1t probably
will have no qualms at reducing this
legacy from its predecessors. 1t can
effect economies by refusing to APP
point more jobholders than the fed
eral budget can stand. This may dis
gruntle some of the Democratic job
seekers but 1t will please the tax
payers Of the nation.
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screen-and sometimes superior. Dur
ing the recent presidential campaign
they came out in claques, bringing
their feverish partisanship with them
Even after the election the hissers
carry on, although Herbert Hoover
gets a far fairer reception than be-
fore.
X X X
NO FUNNY BUSINESS
AS a devoted news reel ian, tlnd
some of the best laughs OF the movie
world tucked away in these glimpseS
at reality in its serious and light
some moments. Thus the other week,
the pictures revealed an old-fashion-
ed bike race somewhere down In the
Mason-Dixon belt. The winner was q
colorful old fellow with a pointed
beard and a most serious approach
to the camera.
He was asked to explain his skill
and his fine form.
WELL" he began. II have never
smoked and don't drink. And 60
to bed at 9 o'clock each night" -.
There was a seconds hesitance, fol-
lowed quickly by AND no 1unny
business, either" The audience roll
ed in the aisle at this sally.
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DEATH AS A HERO
What cheerful little titles are borne
by the books which have drifted over
my desk in the past few weeks
Death in the Afternoon" or Nov
That the Gods Are Dead" or Death
in the Wood" or Men Against
Death"
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Barbs

A still on every farm might not
solve the agricultural problem, but it
ought to put two speakeasies in every
garage.
X X X
They say an ocean liners
cabin is the safest spot in the
world and Pullman berth comes
next. So IL you stay ut home
it's ut your own risk.
4 II X
Now Helene Madison, the SWIM
ming champ, has signed up with the
movies. One-piece suits never both
cred her sense Of modesty, but what
will happen to it when they hand
her q movie-style evening gown!
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Now Is the time for al good men
to spend their Christmas savings.
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And when beer comes back,