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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1932-01-18
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Major Radio Features
SPEECHES.

The National Radio Forum, presenting
Secretary Hurley, Senators Robinson
and watson and Representative
Rainey, WRC. 1000.
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TWO HURT IN AUTO UPSET
Virginia Youths Are Injured, One
Critically, in Accident.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

MIDDLEBURG, Va, January 18.-
Two Middleburg youths we're injured
one OF them critically, when the auto
mobile in which they we're riding over
turned after tire had blown out.
John Alexander, "a, received a pos
sible broken back, while Clarence Fur,
10, was less seriously hurt Both were
rushed from the scene Of the accident
between Middleburg and Upperville-
to the Warrenton Hospital, distance
of about % miles.
The driver, Thomas Green, %, es-
capped injury.
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HIGH LIGHTS ELSEWHERE.

6:0O-Raising Junior; domestic skit-
WIZ, VIDAL WHAM, VICAR
6:45-Topics in Brief, BY ,I Level we
Thomas - WIZ, WBZ. WBAL'
WABC, WIKI, WMAQs KDkA'
WLW and WRVA.
7:3O-The Boswell Sisters-WABC ano
WOKE.
7;45-The Goldbergs; comedy sketch
-WEAF2 WSAI. WWJ. WGY
and WCAE.
7:45-WaIes- of Melody; Victor Ar
den's Oychestra-WJz, VIDAL.
WIS, WHAM, KWK, WsM and
8:3o-Death \ Valley Davis, dramatic
sketch-WJZ. WBz. VIDAL and
WHAM.
e00-Roy Bargy's Orchestra and Male
Ouartet-WJZ, WBZ, VIDAL
KDKA, WJR and VIVIAN
Q .3O-Broadcast from the Annual Chi
cago Radio and Electrical Show
WIZ, WBAL WJR and WIS.
1O:oO-"With Canadas Mounted dra-
matte sketch - WIZ, VIDAL
WHAM and WJR.
music. Ludwig Laurier's
string ensemble-WJz, VIDAL,
WJR.
11:3O-Don Pedro's Orchestra. dance
music-WJz, WBZ, VIDAL and
KDKA.
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KNOCK THAT:
COLD IN !:
4 JIFFY
Relief Now Almost
Before You Know Il

If you want quick relief from cold, go
back to first principles and use some
thing you knot0 does the business
don't start trying" lot of fancy ideas
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dangerous to take chances on.
Get Hills Cascara Quinine. A scien.
tific formula made to do ONE THING
WELL to knock a cold in a jtfy, not
to cure hundred different things
Take two tablets now. Then follos
directions on box. Drinks lots of water,
too--that's all. Soon those mean, ache
ing pains in head and body begin tG
go; the cold breaks up; poisons Leave
your system. Almost before you kno&
it, you feel like new person.
If it doesn't do that, your monee
back Get a box now. You'll be sur.
prised at the speed with which it works
Costs only few cents.
HITT,'S ca:eara-ouiniDs
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DRAMA
Myrt and Marge, WMAL, 100.
VARIETY.

Morton Downey, WMAL, 7:45; Lily
Pons. WRC, $50: The Gypsies,
WRC, 900; Parade of the States.
WRC, $780, Palace Of Happiness,
UTNEAT, II mn
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IND you ever stop to think what makes clothes
~ wear out? It's the rubbing and scrubbing, the
twisting and Juggling they get when Numbered at
home, no matter how careful you or your laundress
tries to be.
pieces Here the dirt is gently coaxed out, slowly and
without wear and tear. Safe in famous Net Bags
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DANCE MUSIC.

Guy Lombardo and his Royal cana
dams, WMAL, 1000; CUBAN or
chestra, WMAL, ll;30; Ben Bernie S
Orchestra, WMAL, 1901; Carl MOI
ris' Orchestra, WRC, 1880.
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Heirs to 100000 Missing.

Lawyers of Milbourne, Australia,
have been unable to locate the heirs OF
James D. l. Thorborn, who left q
SIS 600 600 estate.
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WoYK Television.
w DAN 1904 KilOcycles.

9:OO-John r. Clarke, crconer.
9:30-Sacred Hour.
1000 to 1l:00-Stringed Trio.
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Al o--"Intinate Glimpses Of Animals
You Have Met" by Don Lang.
6:l5-News flashes.
6:3o-Eddie Schofield, pianist.
6:45-"Yorktown, the Cradle OF the
Country" by j. o. Martin.
7:OO-Dinner music,
7l5-Market report.
7:3O-Navy Band.
s:3O-Poetical Snapshots.
8:45-Dance marathon.
e.oO-Arthur Bussler. baritone.
e.i5-American Legion program.
0 .30-Mullane's Entertainers.
10:OO-News flashes.
I0:15-Songs by Cyril Nee.
10:3O-Dance Marathon.
II -Shoreham Dance Orchestra.
1880 to 12:00-Stage Review.
Early Program Tomorrow.
s:oOa-The Breakfast Club.
9:OOa-Treasure Chest.
0 .3oa-For Your Information.
10:OOa-Peggy Clarke's Chat.
10 :3Oa-Program by the Alexandria
Ministerial Association.
II :00a-Gospel Choir.
:30a-Popular Melodies.
11:57a-Correct time.
I2:OOm-Anna Meeks, contralto.
12:15-Organ melodies.
l:00-Schrsmm's Trio.
130-Ballad Hour.
2:00-Recordings Of Popular Artists.
2:30-Dance music.
3:OO-Helen E. ONeil, dramatic reader.
330-Studio feature.
345-United States Army Band.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

Here is a wonderfully impressive, ghly-developed man
of muscle His bugng chest of terrific expansion and
especially the neck with its extraordinary muscles reaching
almost the edge of the shoulders and antng up toward
the ear present picture of power you rarely
This man. champion wrestler of America and probably OF
the wordalhough of the heavy Japanese might beat
h-represen all that be accomplished in the way
Of producing muscle.
But after you have accomplished it, WHAT DOES 1T
AMOUNT TO?
Londos throw any other flat his back making
his shoulders and hips touch the floor But what the USE
of that?
It was a useful accomplishment thousand years.
thousand years ago. those days when two strangers
and fought often left dead and sometimes eaten
Our ancestors did their prisoners, they ATE
THEM.
And all of us except weakest tribes descend
from cannibal ancestors.
have got beyond the age of cannibasm; have
Outgrown the need of gigantic muscle
Very impressive is this musceman the smallest dwarf
from the circus, with little pistol could easily end the
muscular career although heaven forbid.
In addition and far important than the usessness
Of muscular strength day. the fact that energy put
into muscle is taken from the brain.
This it is said requires twelve hours sleep out OF
twenyour rebuild tissues destroyed in his violent wrest
ling efforts and to store up energy for this muscu
lar system.
isn't necessary to say that the important thing in this
world what you have inside of your skull Your chest
panon and the size of bceps unimporant provided
you have enough physical strength for good health.
Nevertheless our compliments to Jim Londos the Greek
champion and to any who does THOROUGHLY what he
undertakes to do.
Scientists will be interested in this marveousy developed
body showing what the animal side of the human
accomplish.
And self control and will power necessary to
enable this great athlete keep in condition. resist the
temptations of success and retain his championship.
Such this undoubtedly delighted the Greeks in the
ancient days when depended physical strength for
cess in war.
The great Achilles who dragged his enemy Hector dead
behind his chariot and who could fight against hundred
men, may have been muscularly such type this.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
A Needless Toll
Break the Chain of tuberculosis

Modern medical science has made considerable progress in
the treating arrestng of tuberculosis but the discovery
of incpient cases remains difficult phase of the
problem of wiping out the disease.
The educational campaign being conducted by the Tuber
culoss Association in effort to bring about early
diagnosis therefore the heariest cooperation and
support of all Washington citizens.
Here the National Capital the death toll from tubercu
loss is unfortunately high More than 1000 persons have
died result of the disease here within the last two
Many of these deaths avodable.
Only few years ago considered virtually impossible
to do anything about tuberculosis Now science knows
as the public generally that the of the ament
can be stopped by proper and attention
order reach the disease must first be discovered
Anyone suspicious of his condition who is contact
with active of tuberculosis should to his physician
or to the free tuberculosis clinic for examination at
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
THREE-MINUTE JOURNEYS

the precious stones. Intricate
machinery has been assembled
and always new devices are be-
ing added to aid man in his
search.
Literally rivers of diamonds
have poured from the mines.
And always new findings are
being made. But the market is
cleverly controlled so that the
marts of the world should not
be flooded with too much of
the precious merchandise.
Although the mines at Kim
berly are still producing, it is
the great Pretoria mines that
supply the jewelers. with the
finest of their stocks. One or
the greatest of the mines is the
Premier mine, famous for It's
yield of blue whites. opened IN
1896, over 40 million carats
of diamonds have been recov-
cred with a value of over $780,
100000. Visitors watch the
blue clay being excavated, then
broken up, then Sun-drled,
Then as the clay slowly disln-
tegrates, intricate machinery
separate the precious gems
from mother earth.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

We are always enthralled by
the history of any famous dia-
mond such as the Hope" or
"Cullinan" diamond. But every
diamond, even a small, COM
paratively insignificant stone,
has an engrossing history. Every
one who has ever visited the
famous diamond mines in South
Africa knows that the romance
attached to the mining of every
stone from the earth is a Won
derful story, one that bears con-
Stant retelling. And scarcely 6.
tourist in South Africa who has
not a recollection of the mines
at Pretoria as one of the high
lights of a wonderful trip.
ShreWd and brilliant minds
have made the world of dia-
monds their own. And these
men have made the visit to Pre-
toria a fascinating adventure.
For it adds to the worlds interest
in those scintillating pieces of
carbon that mean so much to
many people. One has only to
view the enormous excavations
to realize how deeply the miners
have dug in their search for
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

sense.
Failed me, have they? Well,
suppose they have.
Why should I be so surprised
and shocked because a friend
fails me?
HOW OFTEN HAVE
FAILED MYSELF?
Now, surely, if anyone should
be loyal to me, I myself should
be loyal. The other fellow may
make a profit by failing me,
but I can't possibly profit by
failing myself.
All of my success depends on
my faithful service to myself.
have a program with myself,
just as I would have with any
other partner; and this program
with myself is the most impor-
tant thing in my life. 1t in
wolves things far more precious
than money-secret, spiritual
treasure; peace, pride and
power; tolerance and tender
ness. ''.''''
"Me and Myself"
All of these things I must OBJ
tain through my partnership
with myself.
And I depend on myself as I
would depend on no other part
ner. I feel that I understand
myself, and can manage my
self. better than anyone else
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
LISTEN, WORLD!
BY Elsie Robinson

can understand or manage me.
In short, though all the world
prove false to me, I should be
true to myself.
Yet, what happens?
In spite of all this need of
and desire to be true to myself,
this is what happens:
NEVER A DAY PASSES BUT
I DOUBLE-CROSS Myself
SELL OUT MY OWN PRO
GRAM!
I do it in dozens of ways.
Through lazineSS-
Through cowardice
Through stupidity
Through vanity
Through carelessnesS-
Through some secret pervers"
ity in me which makes me
choose a crooked way when l
might take the straight.
Through all these flaws in
my own nature 1 betray my
self!
I don't mean to betray my
self. Often I do not realize, un-
til long after, that I have be-
trayed myself-but I have!
And though the greatest
losses of my life have come
through my own faithlessness,
I still persist in breaking trust
to myself.
When Friend Fails
And so, when a friend fails
me 1 no longer rave bitterly
about ingratitude VOW to
never trust another living
SOUL"
1 turned shamed, reluctant
eyes to my own secret record,
and I say:
How can you blame that
other one for doing this to
you when you have done this
to yourself?
"He had thousand interests
to serve. You had only one
yourself-yet you could not be
true to that one interest.
You blame him because he
could not control his selfish
ness, his greed or his Stiffness
when your happiness was in
volved. Yet you, who are the
first guardian of your own hap
piness, couldn't control your
own cussedness. Then why be
so bitter at him?
Look at the dreadful things
you have done to your own
life-the opportunities you have
passed up; the work you have
left unfinished; the beauty you
have spoiled; the VOWS you
have broken. All this you have
done to yourself. Yet you still
can forgive yourself and have
fresh faith in yourself.
CAN YOU NOT, THEN,
FORGIVE HIM AND HAVE
FRESH FAITH IN HIM, WHO
HAS DONE so MUCH LESS
INJURY TO YOU?"
What do I say when people
fail me?
That's what I say-some-
times.
And the rest of the time
well, I act just as ornery as
you do. stranger. For preach
ing is one thing, and practic-
ing is quite another.
Copyright. 1882, King Features
Syndicate, Inc,)
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

THE German people again
Il have stood by linden
burg, the iron man, against
the Communists and the
Hitlerites; which means they
have stood by the republic
and democratic institutions.
The most significant phase
of the second poll is that the
Communists, in great num-
bers went over to the Hit
leriteS-because of their
common cause against the
republic and democracy.
The much-vaunted combined
strength of both the ex-
treme parties turns out to be
two and a quarter million
less than the vote for Hin
denburg.
This is all the more amaz-
ing because economic con-
ditions have literally wiped
out the upper middle class
and is threatening to elimi-
nate the lower middle class.
When men have lost all, they
are apt to clamor for any
change, and to want it
without understanding it's
ultimate effect upon them
selves.
But the German nation
has not been unmindful of
the masses of the people
even under the Hohenzol-
lerns; it has interested it.
self as a state in the condi-
tion of the workers; and has
adopted means to serve their
interest, which explains
their conservatism under
the most appalling economic
pressure.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
WISE WORDS

The worlds a great book,
and they that never stir from
home read only a page.
st. Austin.
Notes are often necessary but
they are necessary evils.
johnson.
o you gods!
Why do you make us love your
goodly gifts,
And snatch them straight away?
Shakespeare.
No woman hates a man for
being in love with her; but
many a woman hates man
for being a friend to her.
Pope.
Like a melancholy malcon-
tent.-ShakeSpeare.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
Lesson From Germany
For Americans
Claude G.. BOWerS.

warned that there is dan
ger that the city's relief
work will collapse the first of
June unless an additional
$20,O00,000 is found to fight
starvation. We hear much of
what the President has done,
what the national Govern
ment has done to prevent
starvation; but they have
done practically nothing.
Thus in New York city
alone, there are $4,000 per
sons who are able to live be-
cause of assistance given
them. Not one of these but
would like to work; it is not
their fault that there is no
work; and it is the fault of
organized society. Of these
$4,000 persons, almost 6OO,-
900 are dependent, not on
private contributions, not on
the Emergency Employment
Relief Committee, but on the
municipality of New York.
And now this is threatened.
With it's collapse, what is
to become of the 100000 that
the city feeds? Is it a mat
ter to be treated lightly?
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

should not be
bitter at such
times. B u t
what do you,
personally, do
if Someo n e
fails you?"
Well, lady,
being human,
I usually get
mad-mad as
hops! Then
sorry for my
self-so Sor-
ry! But grad
ually I cool
off and try to
Use a, little
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
Wagner Has the
Bismarck Vision.

There is a lesson in all
this for the American people.
Richard Won Kuhlmann, dis
tinguished German states
man and diplomat, has writ
ten a brilliant and illumi-
mating book, "Thoughts on
Germany" It is conserva-
lively phrased and is rich in
the red meat of thought.
It is fascinating.
He tells us of the social
insurance of his country.
Conceived and sponsored by
a German Communist or
Social list? No-by Bis
marck, who spent much of
his life fighting socialism.
Bismarck was a statesman;
and a great statesman, be-
cause a realist, who appre-
ciated the human equation,
however much he despised
the average individual. Says
the author:
Prince Bismarck was
himself the creator of a
social insurance syst m
which has been reproduced
in its main outline by all
civilized States with the ex-
ception of America proof
that it is fundamentally
just and answers to the need
of the time
And again he says:
America is the only
country that has thought
fit to dispense with any
kind of social insurance.
And he adds:
"The present serious wave
of unemployment makes it
doubtful whether this in
the long run will be pos
sible."
And then he drives this
suggestion home:
IF one had a choice be-
tween the circumstances
created by the present un-
employment in the United
States and those that pre-
vail in Germany, a country
of highly developed, per-
haps too highly developed
social insurance, no one
who knew the conditions
would deny that the Ger
man system is more prac-
tical and more efficient in
the avoidance of acute peril
to the State than the Ameri-
can neglect of any preven-
tative relief"
Senator Wagner has pend
ing in Congress a proposition
for unemployment insurance
which is being fought by
those who insist that, even in
these days, the State owes no
duty to the unemployed.
Wagner has the Bismarck
vision in this regard.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

How 1 Double Cross Myself
"Often you talk about people
failing one another" a woman
writes me, "and you say we
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

almost everything, just by press
ing a button, these days-except
start a mans heart going, or
stop a woman's tongue.
You may persuade man that
you can't marry him, and even
assure him that you won't marry
him, but, once the idea has en-
tered his subconscious, there is
no way on earth of convincing
him that you don't WANT to
marry him.
The Ideal Wife, for these
times, is the one who concen-
trates her energy on keeping up
her husbands backbone, instead
of whining because she can't af-
ford to keep up a lot of front"
A man never can understand
that love is like a secret; the
moment a woman discovers that
she is sharing it with a lot of
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
The Fault of
Organized Society

1t is interesting - this in
difference of the national
Government to the human
equation in the present crisis
in view of the announce
ment of relief conditions in
New York city-one spot on
the American map. We arc
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
Nothing Has
Been Done

Most individuals are Civ
ing as much as they can.
Most local governmental
units have given as much as
they dare.
Only the National Govern
ment in Washington has
made a virtue of doing moth
ing.
We are bluntly told the
Federal Government will not
give a penny for the feed
ing of the hungry. 1t has
refused to consider a proper
program of public works to
furnish jobs. We are told
all this is the problem of
the individual" organized
society, our social fabric is
endangered, and we are told
that the National Govern
ment, the agency of organ
lied society, has no concern
in the matter.
There are two imperative
needs for the Immediate
present-the feeding Of
hungry men, denied their
right to work, and their
women and children; and
the finding of work for
wages for the unemployed.
The first need has been
denied as far as the Ma
tional Government is con
cerned. But should such
work as is being done to-
day by the municipality of
New York collapse, Congress
may have to vote on the
same proposition again.
The plan for prosperity
loan to create jobs still is
pending, but the prospect of
the passage is not promising.
Our business men and states
men are going to increase the
work of factories in making
goods for which there is no
demand, without restoring
the purchasing power of the
millions whose loss Of pur-
chasing power with the loss
of their jobs has so reduced
the work in factories that
there is no need for add
tiOnal workers.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
No Time for Playing
The Ostrich Act

These are not times for
playing the ostrich act with
the realities. AS a nation,
we have more than 100000
breadwinners out of work;
and more than 100000
who are in distress; and but
for the charity activities of
private organizations, indl-
viduals, States and munici-
palities, we would literally
have millions who would
starve.
But before they would
starve they would fight.
Abandon the work now
being done to prevent actual
starvation, and one Of two
things, or both, would hap
pen. One would be a re-
sort to violence and crime.
Even Daniel Willard, a rail
road president, told a bank
ers' convention that person
ally he would steal before
he would starve. And there
would be another effect-the
millions in misery would
turn against the republic
and the established order
and affiliate with subversive
forces. This is not "sensa-
tionalism.' 1t is not a
theory. 1t is a fact based
on human nature and the
history of mankind.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14
MARRY-GO-ROUND
By Helen Rowland

others, it loses not only its
charm but it's identity.
"a giggle anG two silk stock
ings do not make wife" says
a philosopher. Oh, we'll, an eye
brow mustache and a pair of
plus-fours do not make a hus-
band. But, you've got to take
the run-of-the-mill.
Mans greatest charm for
woman is his faculty for re-
naming just a little boy: usual
ly a bad little boy" who has
to be mothered all his life.
Paying alimony is merely
settling the bill for the faded
flowers of romanCe-and NO
man enjoys paying the bills
for dead flowers.
Love may live on hope
longer than on gratitude-but
it positively thrives and flour
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

An electric cradle-rocker has
lust been invented. You can do
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

An unreasonable wife is one
who objects to having an ash
tray playfully hurled at her.
when she makes a fool bid
during a bridge game.
copyright. 1892. King Features
syndicate, InC)
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

LOve-In the Machine Age
The honeymoon used to wane
slowly and almost imperceptibly;
but nowadays it comes down
with a nose-dive and ends in a
crash.
The Washington times., 1932-04-14

That weak left jab is not enough
20 win in such a fight.
A knOck0ut's in your other hand,
Come on, bring up that right!