The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-04-16
Good evening.
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"A SMILES THE THING"

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The baseball seasons here,
The bleachers raise q shout,
And ev'ry real American
Knows what it's all about.
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Years ago when q fellow went
looking for a wife he sought a girl
who could cook and sew. Now
he wants one who can wear
clothes and carry her liquor well.
o-O-o
Now that the baseball sea-
son is open, the usual heavy
death rate among grand H
mothers can be expected.
o--O-o
Sometimes the garage mechanic
gives you the horse laugh when
you kick about job he's done on
the car.
600
Some women throw a
working bluff by always wear
ing dust cap when they run
to the butchers.
600
A bachelor is perhaps lucky at
cards and unlucky in 1ove-and
he doesn't know how lucky that is.
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OHMIGOSH
She married him for his money,
But now, alas, alack,
Although this grille has her John,
She hasn't got her jack.
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The only time you see steam
roller is during work on a new
state road or a political conven-
ton.
A wife who has a clean
home isn't interested in the
dirt peddled by neighbors.
600
1T WAS EVER THUS
The everlasting struggle,
Each day to get ahead,
And some received a kindly word,
All yes, after they're dead.
900
He's married if she picks out his
| hat and he yesses her when she
buys some new headgear.
600
If movies enjoyed as great
runs as some silk stockings,
the industry would make
plenty of money.
600
Japan says she went into Man.
churia to teach China lesson. But
the lesson hasn't 1essened China's
hatred of Japan.
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Throws Whiskey Bottle in Cook
ing Dish-News item. A flask in
the pan, SO to speak.
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DID YOU EVER
In city court this morning,
Neighbors fought for a screen
What movie for the screen,
That's all there is, there is no
more.
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And the equally good old
days when they had pin
cushions instead of trays to
park the pins in.
900
Not until everybody starts
to pawn their diamonds will
the country be on the "rocks''.
600
The best way to get up in the
world Is to get up early in the
morning. U'd sleep until noon if
they'd let me.)
900
OHMIGOSH
The man of iron,
Let me say,
Must steel himself,
For every fray.
600
Life may be bowl of cherries
to a lot Of people, but some of us
don't even get the stones.
HE-"My your parrot talks
fine. seems quite brilliant"
SHE-"Yes, feed it educa-
tor crackers"
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Aviator Ill, Runs High Fever
Headline. High would be quite APP
propriate for an aviator.
Dolly Gam is speaking to re-
publican women about the coun-
try. I hope they sit her next to
the vice-presidents of the various
clubs.
The trouble with most pea
nut brittle is due to the fact
that there's too many peanuts
and not enough brittle.
600
If women went on diet earlier
in life there would be less face
lifting late in life.
600
Who can remember the
good old days when milk was
delivered in a can and the
good looking housewife always
got an extra tip of the con-
tainer?
900
GUIDE-"And this is the famous
House of the Seven Cables"
DIZZY DOROTHY-"Oh my, I
wonder if Clark is homer"
600
Years ago when you travelled by
train, you could always tell the
smoking car because it contained
no women. Now you know it's the
smoking car when women are in
the majority.
600
If they could only build
"hole control into golf club,
much better par scale would
inevitably result.
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A mock proof world might help
those suffering from inferiority
completes.
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Size doesn't matter. Some
of our smallest people have 4
built tine largest creations in
life.
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OH GO ON
Here lies the body
Of .I0n the GIAonl