The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-12-22

A Sob-bust1ng mission,
 Wrote old Maid McGann. For heavens sake. Santa. Brink me a man." Bring wine and women" Wrote Johnny Bing. And couple of carols, Cause l can't sing" From South Chicago,
 Wrote Abie Gantz, Bring me a pair
 Of bullet-proof pants"
 -Babs,
 Pittsfeld. Mass.
 o-O-o That's not snow on the dome of the capitol. It's foam from the beer bill passed yesterday.
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 Make 1t an electrical Christ mas. Shock your neighbors by giving them unexpected gifts.
 o-O-o Life is like toboggan slide. It takes long time to reach the top but you come down in a few sec- onds.
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 rrf.- f.. for q ride, every Christmas eve.
 O-O--o A decent descent is better than an acid ascent. e o-O-o
 LINES The Christmas spirit
 Lasts but day, Then like the Christmas tree, It's thrown away.
 O-O-O It seens we reach the heights after first exploring the depths.
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 Cold hands are bad but cold feet are really something to worry about.
 o-O-o The percentage of the beer vic- tory is about 3.2.
 To be known as live wire is all right, provided people handle you with rubber gloves.
 o-O--o Where there's 6 will there's gen. eraIly a few thousand dollars.
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 ON AND ON Drifting in and drifting out, Drifting here and drifting there, Drifting up and drifting down, Sort of drifting everywhere.
 o-O-o The house passed the beer bill with speed. It would probably de- bate for months on a bread bill.
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 A nation will never get out of q depression by going on good drunk.
 o-O-o A murder is no stronger than the weakest link in the chain of news- paper headlines.
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 People who look ahead gen. Nerally have a head to do the looking.
 o-O--o New cars advertise self ventilat- ing features. Automatic accident preventions will probably come next.
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 so IT GOES Just another day,
 Always much the same. Just another day,
 In just the same old game.
 O-O--o Fallen arches are tough, despite the fact that they put both your feet solidly on the ground.
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 The woman who thinks only of style Is merely dealing in superficial valuations. And the only thing worth while is genuineness.
 o-O-o Many a man thinks himself steeled to the irony of fate.
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 BAD The dcpression's so tough, Says Circus Pete, That cOntortionists just can't Make both ends meet.
 o-O--o The vets think beer will lead | the country back to prosperity. | Perhaps they may go 50 far as to | suggest replacing the capitol with | q brand new brewery. And that | would provide barrels of fun.
 o-O--O Youth must have it's fling, but when 1t filings into the lap of an old man, you can expect q repercussion.
 o-O--o Hollywood has several beer pic lures in the works. Some of the | actors out there are better bar flies than actors so the pictures should be quite true to life.
 o-O--O The man who understands his fellowmen often has q hard time understanding his fellow women. I suppose tears are merely beau tiful pearls on the swaying tree of life.
 ryEE SoTf THus Smiles and frowns, Sunshine and rain, This seems the program Over and oyer again.
 O--O-O This completes our regular evening program. It came. to you over DBD and was by the Waterbury Evening Democrat. pioneer In this type of newspaper. work. We arc signing off at this time, to Dc back m fIe air again t0-mOrroW even-