The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-11-10

No Harm 00ne-itB ell tn fun.
 (By Lotta strikesansperes-)
 or goes the old chapeau to one who can take 1t. His team is on the bottom. They lost 2 ont of 2 games last week, his political party took 1t on the chin and yet he pobs up with q grin e milo wide tna. geems to say. I'll get you yet; Yes sir. Sheriff John Jenusaitig is that glutton for punishfnent and how he can take it. e
 once again, not a deputy on the eheriff'p team rolled q 300 score which gave Capt Joe Xanavich's wonder boys ail advantage tint re- suited in e twO-gn1ne win for them. Joe was high scOlcr for his team with 3f0 and why not? remarked Shadow Smith. YanavicIT slides down the alleys so far that he meets himself coming back, natur- ally his scorc should be higher than the rest of his team mates.
 Charles Dubauskas aseems to have softened up bit since he started to drink nothing but .choco- late ice cream sodas, come on Charlie, buck up, first thing you know the gang will be calling you sissy.
 Minus their spark plug, Al Judge Bronslsy who was absent because of sickness, Captain Ed Yanayich took it upon himself to slam those naples all over the alleys to the tune of 34G and finally won hard fought game from Bobbins' legal lights who are going great guns at the present time.
 Captain Bobbin spurred on by first place aspirations rolled 294 which example was followed by Stroka1aitis with 302 and Pop Zubras who stole the show by grinding those naples into saw dust with the evenings high three score of 370 and high single of 151. Better roll your high scores now Pop for when you start burn ing gas and midnight oil again, those three, words. All popped out, will be the reason for the low scores that are sure to come.
 Captain John KopiczI. sncal<ed into the alleys and remained m corner aIl by himself until game time, when induced to come out Oi his she'll he asked Shadow Smith to lay oif us he (Kopiczh) was only n local boy trying to get along In tho world. Any lSind of an excuse is better than none at all K0py. In- cidentaIly Captain John advised his boys to put the darnper on all noisy outbursts as the team was getting too much unfavOrable pub licity. Kopiczh's boys took two out of three from IIasky so you cant ' hold that against them.
 Joe "Kid Boston" Klish was L.askys high shooter with 330, atta boy Boston, Captain Lasky was ne:-. with 327 while Doctor Wis., nluskas skidded & bit in the second game and hit but and total of 24b. Doc was told to always aim at the tonsiI of the head pin for a strike but somehow or other he seemed to sneak the ball over tc the adenoid side. Get going Doc. oi Doctor Coiney will oust you as an. chOr man on the Nurses bowling team.
 Hope Sheron showed up with but four men and although they rolled the low total of 1884 1t wus higl enough to take three games from Doctor Se1cns' nOyOcainc quintet. A case of Not how good Sheron't team was but how rotten Sclcn's men bOwled", eh, what, the near. est to 300 score on both teams was 29S which score was rolled by A. Jokabaitis. Captain Hop Shcror was observed buying Q half doxef boxes of cough drops which action would suggest that he did bang up job i'm talking Selens men oul of their strikes and spares.
 Even though Doctor Colney got a mark in the first, game and rolled j the unbelievable score of 50, cap John Vaitukaitis, and Dan Stokes of 319 and 363 and pushed Captair Grables further into the cellar b, winning all three games. Mush. rooms. eight times day have cer' tainly boosted Dan Stokes average in the past two weeks. wonder how they would work on Charlei Slokus. remarked Drigincius. Int 83 and S8 scores that John w Stokes and Dan Drigincius rolled
 
 would indicate that, that old say. ing of every man sticking to hi' last is an apt one, in other wordi it means that these 1.-two boys art mighty fine butchers but as bowl crs????????---
 Ever since Dan Stokes used Ale, Manager Jack Kairis' b0wlint shoes and hit f32-12S-1O6, tota 363, ,he has used every means T his power to compel Jack to sel him the shoes but nay, nay say Kairis, as he turned around t Lieutenant Matt Balanda and asked Matt to keep an caglc eye on tI' brogans. Ats all, see you to-iilgh at 6 o'clock.
 Tonight on alleys v
 1-2--Bobbin vs Helens
 3-4-Vaitukaitis vs J. Yanavici
 5-G--Kapiczh vs b. Yanayich
 7-S--Jenusaitis vs Lasky
 Q10-G Gharnu vn GrahIns