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SAYS FRANCE TO UNCLE SAM 81 REALLY HAVEN'T ANY
MONEY, SORRY"

This imaginary German picture, showing converse
between Uncle Sam and the regreu French Gold Bug
alias the French Government.
changed gold everything that he touched France who
owes this country gigantic of money is modern
Midas with gold hoard Of many billions and constantly
increasing Incidentally France has recently been drawing
millions of gold from the United States.
Under this picture the German newspaper that publishes
prints this Even King Midas declares himself unable to
pay his debts
That less humorous reference to the fact that
France having borrowed billions of dollars from in the
war; and owing us billions of dollars after the war,
that she pay debts contracted SINCE
the
All that she borrowed during the has been forgiven
by the United States, in silly, sentimental mood.
This country said to France:
"What lent you When you in trouble, bill
lions of dollars is all forgotten, you need not it,
We only ask that you pay debts incurred SINCE the
uuar ended in your triumph"
France the modern Midas swollen with gold almost to the
bursting point looks pfuly Uncle Sam and says Really,
should like to pay you, but, aas cannot. am poor.
There billions in gold stored away in the vaults OF the
French government and that government declines to pay
even part of the debt that she to the United States
while she demands reparatons from Germany to the last
dollar
What Uncle Sam will do about remains be He
is resourceful gentleman and later will do some
thing.
Such debt that of France America does not expire
though individuals representing the United States badly
may temporarily to demand payment.
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A Tricky Joker
Faults In Parole Bill

There is vicious joker in the pending bill to establish
boara Of indeterminate sentence and parole
That be eliminated before the bill becomes law
In 40 far as the bill sets UP local board of parole
sng of Washington residents appointed by the Dlstrlct
Commissioners and answrabe less directly to local
public opinion is commendable advance over present
conditions
But the other object of BILL that of writing upon the
statute books an ndetermnate sentence law lead to
nothing weakening of the power and authority OF
the courts.
There is no valid why the Judge who hears criminal
should impose the sentence to be served by the
person found guilty.
The Judge, presumably knows all there is to be known
about the circumstances
If this bill becomes in its present form the judges will
have no such power They cannot impose any definite
sentence
They cannot say how long person convicted before
them shall
That matter the Importance is left to the dis
creon of board which is not familiar with the case and
which would study the until months years after
the defendant had been convicted.
There seldom any justification in weakening the power
Of the constituted courts yet that is what this bill does
In addition this attack upon the authority Of the courts
the bill contains another glaring fault.
That is the provision which would permit the granting Of
paroles to prisoners who have violated their first
This provision should certainly be eliminated from the DILL
It should be clearly stated in the measure it is
adopted that parole shall be granted second offenders
to those who have already shown that they unworthy
Of the trust falsely placed in them by the parole board
The creation of local parole board with the authority
Washington prisoners is exercised by the Federal
parole board would probably be helpful
There is good for granting locally constituted
board greater however than now held by the
Federal body.
With members familiar with local conditions and
affairs than are the members of the Federal board local
board would probably be in better position prevent the
miscarriage OF justice by unwise paroles
To that extent and that extent only the bill has merit
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ONCE-OVERS

complishments, the wife being
expert perhaps as an artist or
a lecturer.
The husband may be unusu-
ally efficient in some other line.
Even the minister has been
known to be jealous of his wife
when she is able to talk easily
to an audience-miniSters be-
ing human.
But naturally when the man
is supposed to provide a living
in a certain way. he wants the
public to think of him first in
that capacity.
And the wife may object to
submerging her interests and
talents.
It is a delicate situation, but
where two really love each other
enough, being willing on both
sides to let the other shine, the
problem Is solved.
Copyright, 1882. King Features Syndi"
49, cate, Incl
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Seattle - Venice of the
Pacific Northwest

Visitors from abroad, after
touring America, very often ex-
press wonder and aStoniShment
that so many Americans make
frequent voyages to Europe and
other foreign lands when there
is so much of fascinating inter-
est and matchless beauty for
them to see at home if they
will only seek it.
Some Americans go abroad
for a complete change, some to
enjoy the sparkle of exotic cos
mopolitan life and others in
quest of beautiful scenery-lord-
ly mountains, rivers like silver
ribbons, lakes like turquoise
set in emeralds, noble forests,
rare flowers-the things that
make the Old World beautiful.
But if what you want is the
grandest natural beauty IN the
world, let me advise you to visit
the great Pacific Northwest
and behold the most glorious
scenery our Mother Earth can
boast.
The Charmed Land
From the scenic standpoint,
one of the most marvellous
States in the Union is Wash.
ington, rightly termed "the
charmed land" It's beauties
are inexhaustible. It's variety
is infinite. And Seattle, it's
chief metropolis, overlooking FL
lott Bay in the Puget Sound
country, in many ways is one
of the worlds most wonderful
cities. Yet so many Americans
who know intimately London,
Paris, Vienna and Rome, Seat
tie is merely a name.
First Of all, Seattle is a great
shipping port, into whose ample
harbor proud argosies bear car
goes of silks from the Orient,
warm and colorful, and products
of the forests, mines and fisher
les of Alaska, SO cold and white.
At the same time Seattle is the
American Venice, traversed by
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leaves float like dark flowers;
and at midnight, there on the
peaceful waters, rocks and
frail, pale crescent of the new
moon.
A dream pool! And as though
they, too, were part Of the
dream, beautiful, nearly naked
girls lie all around it's rim.
All day they lie there, dozens
of them, their delicate bodies
exposed to the sun. When they
started, two weeks ago, their
bodies were blue white, with
faint green shadows. bleached
sickly by the winters artificial
life. Now they glow like the
rich flesh of ripe fruit-apri-
cot, orange and peach. They
are Sun-tanned. .
A Fine Sight
They are a marvellous sight,
these young women. They
look as Eve must have looked,
striding straight and golden
through the flowery fields of
Paradise. They seen. tireless,
capable Of enduring any effort
or strain, fitted to be splendid
wives, heroic mothers.
Looking at these young
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females, you might expect any
miracle of radiant health and
power.
BUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS
WOULD BE ALL COCK-EYED,
STRANGER.
For these glorious gals are
not primitive Ewes, potential
mothers of a super-race. They
are, I regret to say, just a
bunch of lovely, lolling loafers,
and their appearance of glow
ing health is simply synthetic
tan.
Chances are, if you gave any
one of them an honest, two
fisted chore to perform, they'd
pass out cold; and any gentle
man who marries one of them
expecting a regular partner is
preparing the biggest surprise
party of his life.
Not that I am holding it
against the youngers, mind you.
They are the product of their
times, and they meet all the
tests. Moreover, if you don't
get unreasonable and demand
100 per cent proof, bottled in
bond, pre-war performance, they
are merry and charming. But
sometimes, between giggles and
gush, you find yourself doing a
lot of heavy thinking.
Synthetic tan.
A Poor Excuse
That's a poor excuse for real
health, and a tragic substitute
for real humanity.
YET ISN'T MUCH OF OUR
HUMAN BEHAVIOR SYN
THET1C, IN THIS YEAR
1882?
We claim to be brave. We
perform a lot of snowy stunts.
But how brave are we when
it comes to enduring the COM
mon discomforts, the dragging
monotony which was our fore
fathers daily fare?
We claim to be clever. We
exhibit marvellous inventions.
We use amazing convenienceS
and contrivances. But who
does all this inventing and con.
triving? Is it not done by a
few score men. with no effort
at all on the part of the mil
lions they serve? Do most of us
as individuals, exhibit as much
ingenuity in our whole lives
as grandpa and grandma did
in one day, working with their
clusmy contraptions? Is our
cleverness not that of the
monkey. clutching eagerly at
any new jim-crack?
We claim to be wise. We
reel off weight quotations from
daring brains. But how much
thinking do we do for our
selves? How wise are we in
weighing and judging the true
values of life? Is our wisdom
not that of the parrot. echoing
stupidity any smart wise-crack?
Synthetic tan! How pretty
it looks; how piffling it really
is. And what dreadful things
it does to the human soul that
substitutes its cheap and easy
effectiveness for the Drawn
and bronze of honest, noble ef-
fort!
copyright. 1889. King Features
Syndicate. IHG.l
The Washington times., 1932-07-05
Three-Minute Journeys

an eight-mile ship canal linking
inland Lake washington to
Puget Sound, forming a great
fresh.water harbor in the heart
of the city.
All around are parks, boule-
wards, bathing beaches, pay.
grounds and geological gardens.
with a profusion of exquisite
roses, rhododendronS, lobelias
and other brilliant flowers. In
the midst of this setting rise
giant skyscrapers to remind Wis
itors that Seattle is the great
commercial and industrial cen
ter of the Pacific Northwest.
The favorite excursion from
Seattle is to Rainier National
Park, where Mt. Rainier, like
towering white sentinel, stands
guard over the glorius CASCADE
Mountains. Here is land OF
such majestic beauty that 1t can
be described only with superla'
tives, and for which adequate
superlatives have yet to be
coined. From either Seattle or
Tacoma, to the east, a regular
daily service of motor stages
take visitors up to Paradise Val
lev, at the border of the park,
or to Sunrise Lodge. From
either place one gets a splendid
view of Mt. Rainier, jets Of
steam constantly curling up out
of crevasses in ice and snow to
it's summit, 14.408 feet above
sea level.
The Cascade Range
Mt. Rainier, rising from a
base of 100 square miles, is Of
volcanic origin, and from 1t a
chain of the towering, snow
clad peaks Of the Cascade Range,
all of similar origin, stretches
far out to sea, cleaning in the
sun like a row Of beacon lights.
In striking contrast with its
glowing white summit, the
slopes of Mt. Rainier are robed
with dence forests Of Douglas
frs, and along the margin be-
tween forest line and frost line
grow wild flowers of every kind
and hue.
The Washington times., 1932-07-05
Jealousy and Love

OCdAOuSy 1uU AOVC
A little learning may be a
dangerous thing but disturb
ances in many homes may be
caused by husband and wife
each being talented in different
lines.
Neither desires to give up
the Special thing to which he
or she is adapted by nature
and cultivation.
There creeps in little jeal.
ousies over the attention one or
the other partner receives on
account of this gift.
This often manifests itself
when visitors are present or
when the couple are in the
homes of friends.
This condition is by no
means confined to the married
actors and actresses.
1t is surprising how often it
occurs in the commonplace &C.
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WISE WORDS

If all are good maids, whence
come the bad wives?
A tyrant's hand, a coward's
heart.
Words and feathers are
tossed by the wind.
Wit is the. salt of conversa-
ton, not the food.
Proverbs are the wisdom of
the ages.
Though you expel Nature with
club, she will always return.
On hospitable thoughts in
tent. Milton.
Teach thy tongue to say, "I
do not know. w."-Talmud.
A good man dies when a boy
goes wrong.
Answer a fool according to
his folly.
Fools go in crowds.
The Washington times., 1932-07-05
Beer and Business
What One Brewery Will Do

What brewery will do restore prosperity in many
lines of business allowed to make oldfashioned beer Is
Milwaukee
Mr. Pabs statement typical of the plans of other large
brewing companies throughout the country clear and
detailed that publish it here in full.
He says:
"Our estimates based the assumption that uUe
OuLd sell 100000 barrels of bottled beer during the
first year. Assuming 100 cent turnover eUery
four months, uOoud haze to inOest in $s75,OOO
uOOrth of bottles and 81 ,OOO, 900 in cases.
l. ConseTOatiOely, our increased purchases WOuld be
fOllOOs:
chemicals, $4,000; labelling glue, $4,000; bottle and
hand brushes and broOn1s, $4,000; bottle trays,
$4,000; ice, $4,000; miscellaneous at least $4,000;
advertising, $500 900 0t a conservative estimate;
trucks $25,OOO; mechanical changes $4,000; and
additional U0ges' $75O,OOO:
e could easily figure on the output Of additional
100000 barrels vhich uUould require an Investment
in WOOden or steel barrels of 81 ,25OOOO.
Furthermore; in distant localities uOhere high
freight charges UOuld prohibit shipping in bot
Ties rOOuLd haze hoUe refrgeroting houses uUth
bOtEns facilities These Uery cOnserUatiUely figured,
DOuld cost at least $25O,OOO, making a total of
S4,sss,O0O uOhch the Pabs breweries ,Uould haze
spend. These figures, carefully and conserUatively
made, for the first yedr alone"
Mr.. Pabsts statement is valuable chiefly indi
Gates the industries besides the brewing industry which would
be favoaby affected by the manufacture of egaed
Among these are the following:
Printing lithographing ink manufacture, lumber and
Gals malt sugar glass; PITCH varnish paint enamel rubber
and electrical ....C.
more VCay a11eCCeQ would be the railroads. quote
Mr. Pabst again directly:
"Sipn'ents by rail UouId Of course, increase enor-
n1Ously and Immediately. hGUe records of the
actual shipped, but reports issued before pro-
hibtiOn by fOrty-three brewers (n1Ost of them
knOWn as shipping 6rewers) shOwed shipments of
cOer $4,000 cars. Railroads rOOuld profit
dOusy through the shipment of grain and material to
the brewers Well the finished product from the
breWeries."
This analysis must convince all but professional prohb
Cnss of the economic benefits that egazed beer would
bring Of other industries we'll to the brewing
industry.
is estimated by Colonel Rupert of New York that the
brewing industry whole would have to spend 5000
additional equipment and labor if the Vostead Act
repealed.
The expenditure other industries can better
be imagined than described It would be the first good news
that they have heard for three years. and if anybody
good it is industry.
The Democratic convention has wisely courageously
declared itself for the immediate repeal the Vosead Act
by Congress.
That is all convention do.
It is up to YOU!
As an American business wage you have
the act repealed by sending to the Congress
VIII vote accordingly.
The Washington times., 1932-07-05

It is a very
b e a u t i u !
S W i'm m ing
pool. T h e
water in it is
so pure, so
brilliant, that
it is like a
g re t clear
block of tour
malin. Across
the face
of the water
t h e light
plays in a
cleaning fill
g re a n d
choHn VI, G of
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A woman has not passed her
youth until she stops dressing
to make the men want to kiss
her and begins dressing to make
the women want to choke her.
Copyright. 1882. King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1932-07-05

Many a modern wife is just
as proud of her ability to
rustic up a tasty looking meal
out of a couple of cans and a
few lettuce leaves, as her
mother was of her ability to
The Washington times., 1932-07-05

Many a woman would stick
to a useless man, forever, if
he would just refrain from
saying How fat you are!" and
keep on saying How cute you
are!"
The Washington times., 1932-07-05

A woman in a backless, high
water bathing suit is not such
an alluring sight as she imag-
ines she is; but a man in
sketchy batting suit is the
last blow to romance.
The Washington times., 1932-07-05
LISTEN, WORLD!.
By Elsie Robinson

Synthetic Tan
Outside the hotel room where
I work, there is a swimming
The Washington times., 1932-07-05

The Queen of Gamblers is a
woman who has had two or
three poor deals in the matri-
monial game, and still calls for
another, with the luck running
against her.
The Washington times., 1932-07-05
Secrets of the RIB"
A woman simply can't be-
lieve that a man loves her, if
he doesn't care whether she

bobs her hair, again, or de-
cides to let it grow back in.
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MARRY-GO-ROUND
By T. E. Powers
BY Helen Rowland

roast, bake, boil and serve a
hearty family dinner.
Woman may be beating man
at most of his own games,
these days; but in the old love
game, he still holds all the
trumps. And she has no more
chance against him than a
flivver has of winning an argu-
ment with a truck.
Two Englishmen have sue
ceeded in splitting the atom.
And now they can make a
couple of dry politicians out of
one atom and couple of gigo-
los out of another.
Some of the well-fed women
you see lolling around the
fashionable beaches are giving a
lifelike imitation of society
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roast, bake, boil and serve
hearty family dinner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1932-01-18
AUCTION sALEs-ToMORROW
ADAM A. WEsCHLER & son, Auctioneer

TRUSTEES SALE OF yA 4J5 AZ pG 5wo;
AND BATH. HOT WATER HEAT. ELEC.
TRIciTY, NO. 1904 THIRD STREET
yu q o fse9 ESQ q E. tr ssa ens e thu
land records Of the. District Of COLUMBIA
t the a an trustees viii offer for sale
ge X RsgbbAsfY au fHf NfNE Ef9i Il
JANUARY, 1851, AT FOUR O'CLOCK Pm
the following described property in the Dis
trict OF Columbia TO wit: Lot So In Theo:
dore scheckels and others subdivision OF
lots IN square So ,s sad sl0d ~ t6e
= r.eords 'S q the once Of the survey Of the
D Terms 0 Of saie: Gonetourth of the pur-
chas: money to be paid IN cash oalsnee IN
sorry notes OF purchaser payable in one two
per sR1um from day q s ss p Da{ yaSif
upon property sold. or ell Gosh, at option
purchaser at sale Examination Of title,
conveyancins, recording and notartal fees at
cost OF purchaser. Terms to be complied
with within thirty days from day OF sale;
property, at risk and cost Of defaulting pur-
chaser. after five days Advertisement OF
such resale in some newspaper published in
WASHINGTON D. c.. or deposit may be for
feited. or without FORGETTING deposit trustees
may avail themselves of any legal or equi-
table rights assinFt defeulting purchaser.
J. LEO KOLB.
ia8,11I3,1518.lo Trustees
nuTrh CNo5 ATTT1TTNNETroE
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NEAR GRANT CIRCLE.
20 Fl. BY 140 Fl. DEEP.

Well planned home Of six large rooms
screened: thorouEhy reconditioned; hot;
water heat electricity: paved street and
nllry long sodded lot TO garage, Conyen-
tent TO stores, schools, churches and trans
portation A good buy at much higher
price: very easy terms. For further par
ticulsrs call GEORGIA 3522.
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BEST LOCATION ON
GEORGIA AVE.
CORNER STORE.

CORNER bIOFtE,
4th and Que SITS. NV. GOOD coIoreo trace
THos' E. FARRELL CO. National GIGS.
VERY DESIRABLE AUToMOBiLE sHS ,,,tn
mezaanine and every convenience Rent
Eeas9n&olpE rPcv Il RUSSELL CO.
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ADAM A. wEscHLER & sou, Auctioneers.

vice President.
"a "a
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AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE DAYS.
AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE DAYS.
THOS. ]. OWEN son, AUCTIONEERs,
1891 EYE gI. NV.
Trustees Sale of Valuable I'm
proved Real Estate, Consist
ing of Modern Fire-Resist-
ing Nine-Story Office Build
ing, Known as the Securities
Building, Being Premises 729
Fifteenth Street Northwest.

BY virtue Of a certain deed of trust. duly
recorded in Liber No. 6247, folio SO ct seq.
of the land records of the District of CO.
lumbia. and at the request OF the party Sc
cured thereby, the undersigned trustee will
sell at public auction, in front Of the prem
DAY OF January. AD 1882, AT THREE
THIRTY O'CLOCK PM, the following de
scrbed land and premise, situate in the
city of Washington, District of Columbus.
and designated as and being lot IL in the
subdivision made BY the heirs Of John pa-
in the Office OF the surveyor for the District
Of Columbia in Liber ~ K. at folios 6s
Terms Of sale: One-third Of the purchase
money to be paid in cash, balance in two
equal installments, payable in one and two
years, with interest at six per centum per
annum, payable semi-annually. from day OF
sale, secured by deed OF trust upon the
property sold, or all cash at the option Of
the purche ser. A deposit OF $40 600 will be
required at time OF sale. All conVeyancing,
recording. etc, at cost of purchaser Terms
Of sale to be complied with within thirty
days from day of sale, otherwise the trustee
reserves the right to resell the property at
the risk and cost Of defaulting purchaser
after five days advertisement OF such re-
sole in some newspaper published in wash
COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK
OF WASHINGTON Trustee
By L. A. SLAUGHTER,
de22, 24,2s,3l, ia 4,7l1,14lS2I,22 2s,a5,as,27
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THos, J. OWEN & SON, AUCTIONEERS,
1881 EYE ST. NV.

TRusTEEs SALE OF ~, yAL J4dl1 p REAk
SWELLING CONTAINING SIX RO0MS
AND BATH, KNOWN AS 2o5s H STREET
81 wi Virtue G Of a certain deed OF trust re.
corded in Liber No 5f49, folio 358 of the
, lend records OF the District OF Columbia;
end at the request Of the, party secure !
thereby. the undersigned viii sell at public
sqct2n in f9nt RI the 2Tfm!ES2 qT MFR
, 1882. AT THREE O'CLOCK PM. the follow.
i1e-dascribed land and premises, situate in
tie District of Columbia, and being lot mum
bered one hundred and sixty-tWo lozl IN
SQUARE numbered forty-fve hundred and SIX
(4506l in the subdivision made by Ethel M M
folio 60 Of the records of the once OF the
surveyor for the District Of Columbia, upon
1 the following terms. ,,
! Terms of sale: Purchaser to pay one-thlro
in two installrents in one and two years,
respectively, with interest at the rate OF SO
, ner annum and secured by deed OF trust on
+ tLe property sold. or ell cash at the option
of the purchaser; taxes paid or adjusted to
the date Of sale purchaser to, pay interest
Of settlement at s." per annum; All con;
VavsncinC recording. etc. at the cost oil
the purchaser; good title or no sale. A de-
post Of 1850 will be required at the time
I3o5 DAYS Of the date OF sale: or deposit
fSrfeited and the property resold at the cost
and risk of the defaulti1g purchaser after
ave is days previous advertisement OF such
resale in some newspaper published IN Wash
4De'oN' ~ ]. WRILEY JACOBS,
I Surviving Trustee.
| OPS 18th ST. NV,
! Washington, D. G.
! ml5.1s.1s,2O. 81, % 23,25,26,27