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|acteristics ~ merely matters Of
taste and have not been found 70 b
L Of special Importance In securing =
satisfactory result.
II tho child prefers any particular
toothpaste, It may have tho one It
prefers, since several Of the leading
toothpastes sold In the country today
have been found BY official bodies to
Sc satisfactory. Teeth should b
brushed with : circular motion. which
win include the gums, the tops, the
inside and outside Of both upper and
lower teeth.
Every child should have proper
sleep and rest: the young ones an
extra nap in the afternoon. They
should learn the importance Of stand
|ing erect with the abdomen and the
chin In.
Outside play, particularly In fall.
spring and summer, Is essential to
health and happiness. It develops
leadership, teaches good sportman-
ship. and above all provides the child
with sunlight and fresh air.
Under such q program children Will
be found to improve in their stand-
ing in school as well as In their
health.
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Barbs

Hoover offers to work tor 81 . year,
but from the experience we had with
dollar-a-year men during the war, we
would say that IS too much.
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Golf fees are being reduced dras-
tically. The cost Of living has gone
down so much until it has affected
the cost Of loafing.
sgd Franklin, Brook1ynS famous
bull fighter, had to 60 to Mexico to
put on q demonstration. He was out
classed In New York.
n n y
A bunch of Los Angeles doctors
think mo" is the most important
word In the English language. They
must have forgotten the thousands
who hold their jobs simply by saying
"Yes' ct the right time and place.
Hoover had no opposition for the
Job Of tossing out that first ball In
Washington this year, but several
Democrats are In training for the or
deal in 1888.
Copyright, 1892, NEA Service. 1nc.)
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removes dust and Oh from the pores,
and In addition hslps the functions
Of tho body. Il does this by stimu-
lating the circulation Of the blood.
A cold bath with Z brisk rub Is in
MIGRATING: q warm bath Is quieting
and helpful to induce sleep. Finally.
tho bath serves to remove parasites
from the body and to keep away
odors.
It seemS rather simple to give In
structions - to how to take . bath,
but every child has to be taught. It
must learn how to get water Of the
right temperature. how to use q wash
cloth. how to clean the neck and the
ears. and how to keep the scalp clean.
The tooth brush ought to be used
morning and night, and under some
circumstances even after each meal.
Any good tooth brush will do, since
the shape and size and similar char
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Drink beer and wine when you
can get them. That's the way to
live to be 100.-"Grandma" Agnes
Petschauer, 100 years old.
y 4 Y
The racket and the racketeer MAIN
tain themselves entirely by the in
duStry of otherS-Frank Loesch, head
OF the Chicago Crime Commission.
x 4 y
Wellington Koo, the Chinese mem
Der, will accompany the league COM
mission into Manchuria, or the COM
mission will not go at all.-Earl Of
Lytton, chairman, League Of Nations
commission on Sino-Jap dispute.
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The o1d-tirne drunkard, the vets Of
the country Notwithstanding, is gone.
Colonel George II. Davis, Salvation
Army, Chicago.
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I am no beauty queen. am not
even q king. I have been fired.-A-
fonso XIII, ex-monarch Of Spain.
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@ TO-DAY 50
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GERMANS TAKE vOORMEZEELE

GERMANS TAKE vOORMEZEELE
On April 20, 1918, German troops
took Voormezeele and Hill 60 after
two days Of bloody fighting. British
troops were forced all along the Lys
front In severe actions.
The battle was preceded by . ter
rifle bombardment OF British posi-
lions by an overwhelming number Of
German heavy guns.
During the days Of fighting Locre
changed hands five times, finally fall
Ing to the Germans.
A counter-attack launched by Brit
ish reserves succeeded In regaining
some Of the ground lost near Voor-
mezeele, where the hand-to-hand
fighting continued.
British troops In Mesopotamia
continued their advance, following
their victory the previous day.
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wonder who's pitching?" observes
a plump and bored visitor.
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Y :. X
TIMELESS MANHATTAN
Here's an amusing little sign Of the
times: Few of the many thousand
street clocks in New York are now
running. Having figured the cost Of
winding and upkeep. this item Of ex-
pense has been slashed. So it's any
time you want it to be on most side
streets these days.
And the gagsters would have you
believe that things are SO tough the
proprietor of the flea circus now lets
his performers bite him to save feed
ing expense.
However, there is q bit of concern
among those swanky cafes and ho-
tells where $5-a-plate banquets are
served. Several efforts to organize
subscription dinners have been given
up after cancellations came rolling
In.
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GOTHAM GLEANINGS
Odds-and a few ends: When
Sally Eilers returned to her native
New York the other day for the first
time since fame and fortune came
her way, one window OF her elabor-
ate hotel suite looked down upon the
tenement belt from which she started.
OF all the stage stars to play
Broadway, Lynn Fontanne and Alfred
Lunt alone have never seen their
names in the bright lights. Nor
do they care to. -.
Whereas most producers run at the
hint Of tragic plays, Mourning Be-
comes Electra" has broken all Thea
ter Guild records. Collectors of
Americana are standing In line try
ing to get old copies Of the Police
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BY DIR. MORRIS FISHDEIN
Editor, Journal q the American
Mef1ical ASnciafl0n

BY DIR. MORRIS F1SHDEM
Editor, Journal Of the American
Medical Association
Any child can be given simple les
sons In personal hygiene and nutri-
ton. Once habits Of cleanliness are
established they need be given little
further attention. They win mean
to the child 80 much satisfaction that
1t Is likely to continue without more
than an ordinary amount Of regula-
ton. 49,
Every mother ought to be able to
instruct her child In personal clean
illness. The hands should be washed
before eating and after going to the
bathroom and whenever they are UNI
usually soiled. The finger nails should
be cleaned at least once each day,
and the fingers should be kept away
from the eyes, ears, nose and mouth.
Every child ought to have .. bath
at least twice Z week and every day
II possible. Bathing cleanses the skin.
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carry on IL nobody's business. From
what I hear. his own wife can step
some herself"
Susan's curiosity was piqued, al.
though the conversation offended
her. what do you know about
Mrs. Health" she asked in . tone
calculated to nettls Ray.
Ray laughed. "Oh, I get around"
she said mysteriously. II hear
things"
The entrance Of Z specialized and
superior secretary. from down the
hall ended this coHoQuy and Susan
returned to the ONCE.
IN the inner room Mr.. Heath
I worked over his blueprints. He
was 20 impersonal . figure that
Susan was scarcely conscious Of his
presence. The back Of her neck b.
gan to ache and she realized sud
denly that she was ravenously
hungry. She looked at the clock.
It was Z quarter past seven. Surely
he doesn't expect mo to work al
evening without dinner" she
thought Indignantly. "Why, the
mans inhuman!" She rested her
head on one hand for an instant
and It was at that very moment her
employer looked up.
Shaken out OF his absorption,
Heath noticed the pathos Of tho
weary young figure.
"Good Lord. I completely forgot
about food!" he muttered to him
SELF miss Carey. look here!"
Susan sat mp and shook the mists
out Of her eyes.
"I'm sorry. ! was Just resting. /
got 90 fearfully tired" she muir.
INJURED confusedly.
The man cams and stood beside
her desk, his lean. dark face q.
pressing his concern. II complete
II forgot you'd had no dinner" be
said. what shall We do about I'll
You must b worn out, poor child"
His tone was half-humorous, half
caressing. Susan seemed to him 1t
the moment indeed the msrest
child.
Lets see," hs Was thinking
aloud. There's Z place across thu
street that Gees very well fol
lunch, ! sort Of grill room. Suppose
! ring them up and have some
thing sent over? It viii only take
Z few minutes How would you like
. club sandwich and milk-tea-
ginger ale. anything3~ His tone
was decidedly 5ovial
~I'm % terribly hungry eusa1
confessed with : little laugh, ~that
angthing = ~ would g. jusl
heavenly
That's that then.s announced
n. Heath ARMY. reaching Tor
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Hope for Small Manufacturer
The business slump, II performing
no other commendable service. Is re-
turning a substantial measure Of
hope and courage to the small inde-
pendent manufacturer who had come
to believe he no longer occupied an
important place In the economic
structure Of this country.
Dig business, with It's mass produc-
Hon and It's trend toward super-con-
soaidations has, until recently, been
IL watch-cry Of industry and has
oysrshadored the small concern.
lDw. hoyever. there = emerging
D - general gloom : ray Of sum
a1lne int = castang ~ Light upon
16 Increasingly important place
i 1ilek The snaa1 manufacturer has
or 1aduetxiaI sstup.
Il Julins K1ein, Assistant secrs.
q On1nmerce. calls attention to
q xaauner = Ntish = many small
4 r. 80 IlI1Es - ~ only riding
" l sfoena 1Jlti Dces hut ~
/ | = ll1encs tt ~ can In
u : :! !! y! F.! f,s 4
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ON37 ~ Ael SE1X,cx Atc.

host. He talked we'll and seemed
to exert himself to put the young
secretary 1t her ease.
MO one would have guessed from
his composed and dignifled man.
ner what thoughts were stirring
beneath.
This girl-how oddly and tan.
talixingly she reminded him Of
someone. Who was It? All, he
had It now! That girl In the pic.
tures-the time Ruth had dragged
him along when they had been in
New York. Ruth had decided quite
suddenly one evening that It would
be amusing to do q talkie. Ruth in
silver cloth with q chinchilla wrap
gliding into the Plaza theater. Him.
self. very solemn, with his tall hat
crushed under his arm. Ruth felt
perfectly at home. No wonder she
thought the Plaza amusing! That
was her sort Of thing. decidedly.
Then the screen. Titles, all IN Z
flash. Tho authors name. the al.
rector's. tho cameraman's. The
story, an absurd. hurly-burly piece
with mock-love, mock-despair, mock.
everything. Out Of It had EMERGED
surely and clearly the face Of the
girl on tho screen. The preposter.
ously large eyes, tho drift Of dark
hair. folded back from a pure fore.
head. There had been something
arresting about her face. Ernest
Heath had remembered It afterward
when the picture itself with all it,
absurdities had faded from his
mind.
All at once he knew Of whom this
secretary Of his reminded him
Joan Crawford. That was 1t. She
had something Of the glamorous %.
peal Of that other girl.
Susan wondered why he was look.
Ing ct her 90 1ntently. She hoped
with : passionate fervor that she
was not going to blush.
- sss0AO - Op0SA O0 ny 0O1o 3
she inquired innoce1tly.
Heath apologixed. II was think,
Ing Of something else. he told her.
The moment passed. They finished
their food rather quickly and su.
san returned to her work. She
said goodnight to him demurely.
No. she had not minded working at
all Il was quite all right. A caby
She smiled family. No, Aunt Jes.
sie would probably not approve Of
= cab. The cars went Just . block
from her door. It was not quite
nine. She would be all right,
That was Ill. But she was never
from that moment forward merely
N automaton IN Ernest Heathsa
eyea She had become alive, She
va Z person. . force to DO reck.
onsd with. Heath. alone Ct his
desk. realized this.
(T0 h Continued)
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tho nn \ en- t 7!EU[;ynTeRJ q

telephone. Struck By another in
spiration, he wavered. II may o.
well have : bite myself" he said
with the air Of . man settling .
momentous question.
"Look here. let the rest Of that
80 until you've had food. You're
half-dead with fatigue now and I
don't want any mistakes IN those
figures"
CUsAN complied, willing enough
- to enjoy the respite. The man
shifted some papers aside and seat
cd himself on the edge Of her desk.
There's something I've been
wanting to speak to you about any.
how. Miss Carey" he said. drop.
ping his bantering tone for . more
serious one. miss O'Connell isn't
coming back. She doesn't feel too
At and It appears she has some
Florida land and proposes to 60
down there to live. I only learned
this yesterday" he interpolated.
what ! wanted to know 10. do you
think you could carry on alone3
Il will mean Z raise In salary and
more responsibility. You seem
rather younr for the Job but II I
may ray 80 We like your work and
think well Of you. What do you
say?"
I-I'm delighted" huttsred su-
san. "I'll do my best and hope
you'll be satisfied with me-"
"Good!" He smiled 1t her.
why, he's really awfully nice,"
thought Susan. '.That Stiffness and
coldness I used to be afraid Of
probably mean he's terribly shy.
"Whers do you liver Heath
asked abruptly. She told him. Brief.
u she sketched In her life with
Aunt Jessie In the little house.
Rather dull, eh7 But you don't
mind that?" The shrewd eyes
twinkled at her behind the nose
glasses.
1T Il dull" Susan confessed,
"and ! do mind sometimes awlully. =
What further revelation shs might
have yielded up are impossible 20
ray for 1t that moment IN apronsd
waiter arrived Staggering under tho
weight Of . heavy tray.
I'm hsrs!" Mr.. Heath directed,
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Jail Breakers
(The Hazen Starr

Considerable excitement reigned in
our conservative little city last night
during the course OF an invitation
dance sponsored by Richard Isaak at
his hall, the Hoodoo Theatre. Not
only was there plenty Of excitement,
but Hazen's heretofore impregnable
Jail was also the scene Of deliver.
ance that leaves, as we &C to press,
two escaped prisoners at large.
It started when party of Beulah
youths, on pleasure bent, came into
the dance hall where the young and
old Of Hazen and vicinity were ca
vorting and capering through intri-
cate strains OF young and old time
dance music. With fixed price for
everyone dancing, these young fell
lows were approached by the man
agement for the usual fee in payment
for their dancing. They refused, and
still danced.
The management demonstrated, first
alone, and then with the assistance
Of our intrepid marshal. To no
avail. One word led to two, to three,
four, and then, "socko"! The melee
was short. however. and ended with
two Of the Ignite city lads being led
to the local dungeon where they were
left behind locked bars.
But some others apparently had
fled, 50 when silence again reigned,
and dark shadows concealed stealthy
movements. entrance was made into
<y.> <n,v,,. hail Sro,.e{rnp $hA tail ovAA
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Gazette, which recently went out Of
business.
There's something Of q shock In
finding turtles living 81 floors above
their native terra firma in q sky
scraper. They're pets Of Mar
garet Bourke- White, famous photog-
rapher. And don't seem to mind
the elevation.
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Grade Crossing Toll Reduced

a
| Fewer persons lost their lives IN
accidents at railroad highway grade
crossings In 1881 than in any year
since 1922, according to complete
records for the year made public by
the safety section of the American
Railway association.
! Complete reports for 1881 show
that 1911 persons lost their lives in
grade crossing accidents, which was
a reduction of 209, or 1913 per cent,
compared with the number Of fatali-
ties in 1880. Persons injured in such
accidents in 1881 totaled 4657, q re-
duction Of $50 compared with the
preceding year. In 1881 there were
4,10O accidents at railroad highway
grade crossings compared with 1853
in 1880.
! The reduction of 1913 per cent in
the number of fatalities resulting
from highway grade crossing acct
dents in 1881 compared with 1880
took place in the face of an estimated
increase Of approximately 3 per cent
In all fatalities on the highways Of
this country.
In cooperation with various safety
organizations, the railroads Of this
country have for years conducted a
vigorous campaign in an effort to i'm
press upon the public the necessity
for exercising the maximum amount
Of caution In approaching and pass
ing over highway grade crossings and
the marked reduction that has taken
place in the number of accidents at
such crossings is in part due to the
increased cooperation Of the public
in this matter.
Due to the prohibitive cost and to
physical reasons, elimination of all
highway grade crossings is imprac-
ticable, but millions of dollars are
being spent annually by the railroads
for the removal of the most hazard
Gus ones and for the purchase and
installation Of automatic warning
devices, gates, signs and signals at
other railroad highway grade cross
1ngs.
Glass Il" railroads in 1880 spent
$50. 070, 708 for additional protection
at, or the elimination of, highway
grade crossings. OF that amount the
railroads alone spent $30,218,124 for
separation of grades, while $2,852,584
were expended for additional auto
matte warning devices, gates. signals
and signs designed to protect human
life.
It is probable, of course, that other
factors contributed to the improved
record. For years education OF the
motorist has been toward making
him stop, look and listen before
crossing q railroad track. Many
drivers have formed the habit, there
by lengthening their lives.
It is possible, too, that there were
fewer automobiles on the highway in
1881 than in 1929 and 1880, when to-
morrow seemed always assured and
money to buy gasoline was never
lacking.
But whatever the cause, the result
is an admirable one. If the average
motorist will look after himself with
the same care that the railroads and
others try to protect him, the terri
BILE toll Of the highway deaths not
connected with crossing accidents
will decrease also.
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BEGIN HERE TO-DAY

SUSAN CAREY. n. pretty ana
AZ sn. sTRs. =. s vs: w'f 80 se. az. aunt
sec.etari.l course r 2 dewntow.
BOB DUNBAR, heir t. : fertune.
s sne s se ERNEsT :' HEArH s ssei
tecs: JACK WARdNG. He:th's as
but 10 rebuRed. mrs. HEATH
younE .usician. takes her to 8
~ PIX De, t. Sns S 10. =. sGs Ell.
and tells he, Be e eei.. 70 Eu-
visit ana ROSE MILTON stays
for = drive With W.rinx sn1 Ray
s1ce Will. Kis:.s ~ ~ t ~ . 81.
resolves never to 80 With hia
to marry Him and viii not accept
ei.es Tor Lis csSdi:h beisxior. IN
ne. ssw. pa ne sSs; ns sc... =. ssss.
married.
NO" GO ON WITH THE STORY
ChAFiGn Av11A
. NJ AFRAID your nave 70 wors
overtime tonlgnt' MISS carey.
That was MI. Heatn's cool. matter
ot-iacL wen ored voice. Can you
telephone your family7 It won''
Do long. only until about nine. but
! must get THIS Weatnerhil busi
ness nnisned.
III can my aunt susan sa'd.
Good s'rl' no approved.
meeting Kay IN the wash room
Attie 'ater' susan mentioned tna'
she would be working late. Ray'i
round. interested eyes unwinkinrly
surveyed her.
.0oh vou,v. mad. . -, ~,
49,, -
'acA 'nen
Susan dushed at the implication
I'm working Tor Mr.. Heath" Oh,
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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Your Child's Health
Early Training Means Much to Future
Health and Hygiene Of Child
Habits Of Cleanliness Should Be Formed Early
Outside PLAY Alan Eaaenfia1

Editors Note: This u the sec-
ond Of . series Of six articles ~
DR.. Fishbein on "Your ChNdS
Health Others win follow daily.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-07-14

There are men who hate to Dos:
as violently as they hate to b.
bossed; but they have to choose.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-07-14

w. N. w., Portland, No. 29--1932.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-07-14
Nice to Be Bad

OF two youngsters, brothers, one
was a very polite little fellow, but
the other, the younger, of very diff
ferent turn, required repeated reproof
and correction.
When it became necessary for the
parents to be away on a rather long
trip it was decided at once that the
younger brother would have to be
taken along, as the older one could
easily be left with friends at home.
Just before the car started away, the
bad little brother called out to the
one who must stay at home:
Don't you wish you were bad, too,
so you could go on nice long trips?"
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NO BED OF ROSES
FOR THE OPTIMIST
Must Lead a Wretched Life,
Says Pessimist.

l shudder when l think what the
life of an optimist must be like. To
go on, year after year. believing in
Ell Dorado, in something turning up.
in the pot of gold at the end Of the
rainbow, in the good times ahead, in
what lies just aroun' the corner. in
the ship that will come in in Lady
Luck, in the divinity that shapes our
ends; and to be assailed. day after
day, by the realities of fellow
can any but the most thick skinned
remain an optimist and survive? Il
am convinced that all suicides are
incorrigible, but thin-skinned. op-
timist.)
But take your thorough going pes
simist-take me! do not believe
that life has anything to offer, except
such pleasure as one may derive from
the business of daily living. am al
ways prepared for the worst. A
cloud to me means not silver lin
ing, but the probability of rain and
the possibility of pneumonia.
have no genial faith in the intel
ligence or the courtesy Of motorists !:
l always wait for the red light and
then look both ways and around the
corner. When anything pleasant hap
pens | am astonished and delighted.
And since many pleasant things do
happen to me, am constantly deriv-
ing from life kind of spontaneous
enjoyment. Each time am con-
WINGED that this thing will not hap
pen again; and then, after u while.
1 find myself. once more. agreeably
disappointed.
am no Abou ben Adhem; my
name will head no celestial roll call
Far from loving my fellow men. |
regard them with suspicion and con
siderable distaste. do not accept
persons ION faith; nor do look
for the good" in them. If there is
any good mean good from my
point of view, of COURSE wait for
it to evince itself; (there is no
hurry y.
In this way l avoid expanding my
energy upon hordes of persons who
do not interest me; also | escape.
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almost entirely. that disheartening
establishment which optimistic low
ers of humanity experience so often.
| expect little or nothing from my
friends and in this l am not too fire.
Quently disappointed.
Thus, not only does my affection
for them remain undiminished, but
never fail to be genuinely touched
by the occasional evidences Of their
loyalty and esteem.-Elme4 Rice in
the Forum and Century.
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Authoritative Art
gu enjoy politicS?"

do you enjoy politics?"
Eyes," answered Miss Cayenne.
'Only think some Of oul statesmen
would be more entertaining and inhu-
entail If they would initiate Pad
erewski and learn to play the piano.
washington Star.