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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
It'll Do Work, but Getting
Singers to Use 1t Is
Another Trick.

By United Press
NEW YORK, April "a small
device which, if it attains popular
ity, should do much toward stamp
ing out grooming, will be among the
$500 models displayed at the in
ternational patent exposition next
month.
II is an instrument resembling
a bugle with two small brass tubes
jutting from the neck. It's inventor
calls it voice strengthener." The
tubes are inserted in the nostrils
at the same time the mouthpiece is
placed in the mouth. The patient
then sings, or tries TO sing, and the
voice is supposed to be strength
ened.
The voice strengthened was put
to a test today when reporters at
tended a preview Of the exposition.
One man placed the tubes in his
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
DOWNTOWN CAR
CRASH INJURIES
MAN SERIOUSLY
Auto Reported Speeding so
Miles an Hour Hits Truck
at Washington, Illinois.

Critical injuries were incurred
early today by Norris Thomas, 26
Greensboro, Ind, in a spectacular
traffic accident at Illinois and
Washington streets. His skull was
fractured and the left eye torn from
its socket.
Thomas was riding in an automo-
bile driven west on Washington
street by Charles S. Paul, 81,
Greensboro, at a speed, police we're
told. of sixty miles an hour.
At the end Of the street car load
ing platform near the intersection,
the automobile crashed into a truck
driven by James Martin, Is, Gin
cinnati. The automobile bounced
from the truck and shot diagonally
to the curb Of Illinois street where
Thomas was thrown through the
windshield. Two men repairing
street car tracks at the intersec-
ton missed being struck by the car
only by inches.
Paul, unhurt, is held on charge
Of intoxication and drunken driving
Truck Wrecks Shed
After a report to police that a
man driving a truck had attempted
to kidnap a boy. the truck under
suspicion wrecked a shed at the
home of Mrs. Sampson King. 1006
West Twenty-seventh street.
Louis Chapman, 1864 West Thirty
fourth street, alleged driver of the
truck, was arrested on charges Of
intoxication, drunken driving anc
failure to stop otter an accident
Police said Chapman told them the
boy was accustomed to riding with
him, but became frightened wher
he noticed Chapman was drunk anc
jumped from the truck.
Cuts and bruises were suffered
by Lucille Waffle, 90, Negro, 205'
North Capitol avenue, when the
automobile she was driving al
Twenty ninth street and Boulevard
place, collided with a car driven by
Raymond Rever, 125 West Nine.
tenth street.
Arrest Follow. Crash
Luther Winton, 40, of 244r
Wheeler street, was arrested or
charges of intoxication and drunken
driving after his car collided with
one parked in front of 1857 Martin
dale avenue, owned by John Dun
can, 80. of 5e25 Sunset lane.
Joseph Hopkins, 10, Negro. AZ
North California street, suffered
cuts and bruises when he was
knocked from a bicycle at Twenty
fifth street and Northwestern ave-
nue. by an automobile driven by
Bernath Lob, AZ. of 724 North Sen
ate avenue. Lob was held blame
less by police.
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but at the time
Of his death was
employed by the
w e S tern and
Southern Life In
surance Company.
Mr.. Cook was a
member of Indi-
annapolis lodge No.
II, Loyal Order Of
Moose.
Funeral services
will be at 10
Saturday in the
Blaine Avenue M.
E. church. Until
the funeral, the
body will be in
49, -.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
Arrest Follow Crash
Vienna Suicide

U. S. Student Tries Vienna Suicide
BH United Press
VIENNA, April 29.-Rowland
Jeffrey, %, American medical stu
dent, who attempted to commit sui
eide here by taking poison, will re-
cover His home is Wichita, Kan.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
SHOE STORE WILL OPEN
Reeds, at As East Washington, to
Offer Popular Priced Line.

One of the most up-to-date lines
OF footwear for men and women
will be introduced here Saturday
with opening of the Reeds shoe
store at 40 East Washington street,
former location OF the A. S. Beck
Company.
The store will be exclusive agent
for Ralston shoes, and will carry
a full line Of women's hosiery. Mer-
chandise will be offered at popular
prices.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
Radio Dial Twisters
STATIONS OF The NATIONAL BRoADCAsTINo COMPANY
sIATIoNs on re CoLUMBIA BRoADcAsTTNG sYsTEM

I $50 p. M
lWMAO 670i-Dance pro-
gram f7s7 hours.
WsM (6S0l - VaEabonds:
piano twins.
-e.f5 p. M
XIV n070l-Panicos or
chestra.
wGN (72ol-Wavne Kings
orchestra.
10 P. NJ
lKYW 070l-Master's or
/ cheStra.
cBs-Isham Jones orches-
ira.
HBc-Johnny Kemp's or
chestra 70 WEAF.
lNBC-Cab Galloway and or
cnestra TO WIZ.
WSM l650l-Noveity players.
WTAM (i070J-Melodies. or
chestra.
-I0:15 P. M
WBBM (77oj-Around the
WON l72ol-Ted weem's or
chestra.
lEBc-wm. stoess and or
chestra 70 WIZ.
-10:30 p M
KYW Ci020D-Agnew's or
chestra.
CBs-Psul spechts' orches-
wGY C7so)-Kenmors or
cheStra.
EBc-Jack Denny's orches-
ira TO WEAF.
lots p. M
WON (720l.-Carl Moores
and Kay's orchestras.
Ill p. M
XIV lo20-Canton orehes-
ira.
wENR t87Ol-Hlnes' Orches-
wsM (s5Ol-Dance orches-
ira.
-It:30 p. M
WENR (S70l-Masters or
cheStra.
Ia Midnight
| WDAF f6i0) - Nizhthavk
frOlic.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
Fishing the
Air

program Of moon" songs will be
offered by Alice JOY and Paul Van Loans
orchestra in the program Friday at $50
D. m. over wTAM and an NBC network.
George Gordon Battle. prominent at
torney and eIubman. will be interviewed
BY Allie Lowe Miles during ''The Bath
Club" program TO be broadcast over
wFBM and the Columbia network from
10 Sis D. m, Friday.
Singin' Sam will draw from his extern
sive repertoire to offer both old and new
s9>gs during his program over wFBM and
the Columbia network from els to $50
D. m. Friday.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
HIGH sPoTs OF FRIDAY NIGHTS
PROGRAM

HIGH sPors OF FRIDAY NIGHTS
PROGRAM
6.Oo-NBC (wJZ)-Jack Haley.
crooner.
-Columbia-"Today and yester-
day" drama and music.
T.oO-NBC (WJZl Friendship
town. Small Town sketch.
Columbia-Kodpk weekend
hour.
T:so-NBC CwJZ)-shield's orches-
ira.
NBc CwEAFl-Reisman or
cheStra.
s.oo-NBC CwJZl-Paul whiteman's
orchestra.
sO-Columbia-Alex Gray and
Shilkret's orchestra.
s.iS-NBC fwEAFl-Vincent Lopez
and orchestra.
IO:Oo-NBC CwJZ-cab Galloway
and orchestra
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IS r. NJ
Chs The Bath Club
NBC-CorceTt 70 WEAF.
NBC-Joys orchestra 4
-s:f5 p. M
cBS-Slngln' Sam.
$50 p. M
CBs-''Today and Yestsr-
day"
Mob. A. Roife's orches-
ira 70 WIZ.
$40 p. M.
NBC-Eddie and Ralph "a
WIZ.
wMAo f670l-"The Windoz
Washer. "
II p. M
-Rs weekend hour.
WBBM f770l-Coon Sanders
orchestra.
NBc-Eskimo Night Club TO
MIC Friendship Town" 70
WIZ.
-7.15 p. NJ
WBBM fUnsunE He
rOes' dramas.
100 p. M
KYw lO2ol-Agnew's or
chestra.
CBS-Leon Belasco orches-
ira and Tito GUITAR.
WBBM (770l - Musicale
comedy script.
E5C ~ Relsmans orchestra
20 WEAF.
NBc-shield's orchestra "a
WIZ.
-5:f5 p. M
CBS-Gus Van and Brush
lon S orchestra.
- p. NJ
RYw 1000 Maupin's or
chcstra.
CBS-B Beau Bachelor.
NBC - Sauellas orchestra,
tenor 10 WEAF.
NBC - Whiteman's Chief
tains 20 WIZ.
WON (720I-Melody Man.
-s:15 p. M
CBS-Dr. Herman n. Bund-
eNeu
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
Cop Shoots CLING Dummy

By United Press
CHICAGO. April 29.-Policeman
Joseph Halter thought he saw two
men heeting from a broken clothing
store display window He fred. One
I'D. the other quickly dis
r. - around a corner. Halter
chased the fleeing man fCtilely. and
returned to minister to the fallen
figure. It was a wax clothing
dummy.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
French Premier Is Ill

81 United Press
PARIS, April 29.-Premier Andre
Tardieu, confined TO his room by an
attack Of laryngitis. passed a COM
Portable night. The premier was
forced to cancel his final campaign
speech at Belfort Thursday night.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
GERALD E. COOK DIES
Rites Scheduled Saturday for Ex-
Oil Company EmplOye.

Gerald E. Cook, 81, died Wednes-
day night in his home, 1851 Rock
vile road. He formerly was an en-
ploye Of the Standard Oil Company.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29

The Kodak Weekend hour presents Paul
Robson. noted baritone. as guest artist.
and an ensemble under the direction OF
Nat shilkret IN its 1892 premiere Friday
from 70 7.30 ?. m. over WFBM and the
basic Columbia network.
A medley Of old time songs. including
con Moonlight Bay and Get Out and
Get Under" will be harmoniEed by the
male quartet in the program Friday at
7:sO D. m. over wLw and an NBc net
work.
zone Hour With You" the popular title
song OF Maurice Chevalier's latest movie
success viii open the presentation Of TO
the Ladies'" featuring Leon Belasco and
his orchestra with Tito GUITAR. romantic
Mexican tenor. 20 be heard over WFBM
and the Columbia network, Friday from
100 to 7:45 p. n.
Braseo. guardian. tutor. and general
nuisance In the life of Beau Bachelor"
will hold the spot light In the Friday
episode Of this adventure series. 10 be
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
CHAPLIN to PIay Mute clown

OHapiAn 70 RAY -uutS NAoHA
Bv United Prcss
HOLLYWOOD, April 29.-Charlie
Chaplin is reported to have selected
the role OF deaf and dumb clown
for his next picture-a film which
will be talkie. and yet so far as
he &inself is concerned. silent.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29

FRIDAY
I -s:15 p. M
lWGN (720l-Marches.
$50 p. M
cBs-Alex Gray and orehes.
ira.
lRYw d020l-Master8 or.
chextra.
WON (77ol-''EaSy Aces"
IwMAQ (s7ol-MusieaI fea-
ture.
WRVA fiii0l-Minstreis.
WTMJ l620l - Milgaukes
Philharmonic orchestra.
-s:45 p. M
8DKA l9sol-Between the
l-Bs-The Funnyboners.
lWGE f720i-Musical Fan
tastes, dream ship.
iCBS-Mvrt g. Marre 70
"a p. M
ixDKA f9sol Sports.
kemp's orchestra.
XIV fI020l-Sports: news.
CBS-Howard Barlow and
NBC-Russ Columbo and
orchestra TO WEAF.
NBC-Amos n ANDY 20
| MlEi,NR, WDAF. WSM.
SBC-Slumber music 70
WIZ.
BIB =. M
VBc-LoDez orchestra to
,SBc - Quarter hour to
SBS-Tune Blenders TO
I WGN.
wMAo fs7O-Dan and syl-
wTMJ fs2ol-sports. Aristo-
$50 p. M
lCKGW fs40l-King Ed
wards orchestra.
lkYW ti020l-Padded fists.
Chs Redmans orchestra.
iWGY (7901-Jack Pettis' or
chestra.
ICBS-DoWney and Wons "a
WFBM.
NBC-Dornherger's orches-
ira to VIZ.
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mother, Mrs. Albert Bronson, 4506
Rockville road. Burial will be in
Floral Park cemetery.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29

Alex Gray vii sing one Of Nat sb,i-
krets own songs. broadcast for the frst
tlme, wnen the romantic baritone and the
eonuuctor-composer offer But / Hate To
90 home With You" during the program
rfloaY; at $3.50 D. m. over WFBM and
the Columbia network
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
WLW (7O0) Cincinnati
SATTRDAY


A. NJ.
s:s0-Top o. the Morning.
f.o0-Moruing exercises.
6.l5-To be announced.
e.so-The Breakfast Club.
T.sO-Beautlfui Thoughts tNBCl.
rs5-Fnrlv Burdettcs. exercises.
5000 be announced.
S.is-Dancc orchestra
eSO-"Our Daily Food, Col Goocoooy
fNBCl.
$3.50 be announced.
e.Cn-Livestock reports
a.fs-To be announced.
IO.O0-Jlm and Walt.
Io.is-Pat Barnes tNBCl.
fo.90-Livestock reports.
iO.ss-River and weather reports.
Observation-Disclosures owe olimpses. Gilbert
Bettman.
If.lS-To be announced.
ii:t5-National Farm and Home period
tNBCl.
i2.so-Dance orchestra from Netherland
Plaza.
r.oc-Organ matinee.
i.So-pat Harrington.
i:4S-SecSatary Hawkins
2.l5-Talent Bureau program
1.so-NarSity quartet.
2.4s-Old Bill.
a.nO-Dance orchestra.
.sn-Southern Singers.
g.4S-Tne Chatter.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1932-04-29
WKBF (14OO) Indianapolis

IIndIln1noIIs HrOluCdsEIuEs LHNsI
SATURDAY
An
6.3o-Cadle Tabernacle family prayer pc
Rod.
TI5-Aforning melodies.
T.3O-World news
T-9S-Nfusical clock.
P-O0-BreakfaSt Bazaar.
g.OO--Vaughn Cornish.
n.gO-HoilvwOod news.
r0.lS-Louisc Spillman.
fO.s5-pessa Byrd al the organ.
ff -00--Todav's orchestra.
ff.iS-Terrv and Charlie.
81 .sO-Svmphonic hour.
1900 Noon-Luncheon tunes.
NJ.
fg.io-The Gadabout.
1,.is-rarm reports.
i1.ss-Tzaak Walton league.
f.0O-Busincss news.
1l5-Sign on.
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Day Programs
WFBM (12OO) indianapolis

SATURDAY
A. NJ.
7.3O-Pep Club with Marguerite Carter.
D.O0-AdventurcS OF Helen and Mary
tCBSl.
$50 9.30-Woufens hour.
1n.OO-Iester HUFF organ program.
10:f5-Ted Brewer orchestra CHS.
1O.45-Athletic Talk (CBSl-
n .00-George Hall orchestra lCBSl-
II .3O-poultry program.
12.C0-Farm program.
y. NJ.
f.oO-Penn Relays fCBSl.
1.30-Rhythm Kings (CBSl.
2.OO-Ann Leaf fCBSl.
2:3O-Spanish Serenade (CBS).
800 to S .30-Silent.
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heard over WFBM and the Columbia
network. from 10 Sis D. m.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
Soviet Co-operatives
Freezing Out Trades

Moscow, U. S. S. R.-Co-operative
societies are eliminating private
traders, according to figures based on
government reports.
According to these figures, 33,428,-
600 members Of cooperative societies
were registered on October /, 1929:
49,9O4,2 200 were registered on October
l, 1880, and 100000 on October /,
1881.
1t is the aim of the cooperative
societies to include in their member
ship for 1882 practically the total
number of citizens enjoying political
rights. This would mean member
ship approaching 125,000,000.
The co-operatives are being used
by Joseph Stain and his followers
to eliminate private merchants and
their customers os factors in the
communist regime.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
Gotham FiremenP Press Fight
For 8-HOur Working Day

New York City (ILNS)-The fire.
men OF New York city will not de-
clare moratorium on their efforts
to gain an eight-hour working day,
even though the year is all but over,
according to statements issued by
Vincent j. Kane, president of the
Uniformed Firemen's Association.
The bill for an eight hour working
day as originally introduced into the
municipal assembly provides that the
bill be effective the first of the year.
In the event there is not favorable
action before 1881 expires the bill
will be introduced again and the
campaign will be continued next year.
Signatures to the eight-hour day
petition have now gone beyond the
two millionth mark, and before the
end of the year 100000 are expect
ed to be on the petition.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
Philadelphia Union
Condemns Legislature

Philadelphia, Pa. - The Central
Labor Union of Philadelphia adopted
resolution condemning the special
session Of the Pennsylvania state
legislature for blocking legislation
designed to relieve unemployment
distress. The union declared that the
legislature "has been aagrantly and
cynically playing politics with the
question Of human misery" and "has
accomplished nothing of real impor-
tance towards meeting the urgent
needs of the grave situation now ex-
listing in the state"
The Central Labor Union demanded
immediate approval of state bond
issue to raise relief funds and urged
public pressure on the state supreme
court to place no obstacles in the wav
of the bond plan.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

stand in favor of bringing the issue to
vote are to be most highly COM
The announcement now that vote
is to be had on modification is an in
dicaton of the accuracy Of our fore
cast and of the fact that the Amer
lean people have made known their
views in unmistakable manner.
"The congressional leaders who
have taken this frank and honorable
mended.
"Our organizations welcome the
opportunity. We have worked for it.
We have organized local units from
coast to coast and we have enlisted
the support of powerful friendly or
ganizations. Everywhere we have
found the people convinced that Vol
steadism is not only unsound, but that
it is positive menace to democratic
institutions. They are sick and tired
of the hypocrisy Of it and they see in
the growing power of outlaw organi-
cations a situation that must be met
squarely by roofing the ground from
under them. They have grown up on
and they will remain un-
til Volsteadism is replaced by gov
srnmental sanity. Victory seems on
he horizon and our organization calls
1pon all of its units and it's friends TO
make known to congress their ap-
,roval Of the proposal that vote be
lad in this session."
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
Retail Food Prices Show
II Per Cent Drop in Year

Washington, d. G. (ILNS)-Foods
were costing 2 per cent less on No
vember Is than on October Is, and
they were about 17.5 per cent cheaper
than on November Is, 1880, the Bu-
reau OF Labor Statistics reports.
Out of AZ foods for which the I,u-
reau gathers retail prices, 81 reflect
ed decline in the month ended No
vember Is. The decreases ranged
from Is per cent for pork chops to
as little as per cent for plate beef,
canned red salmon, cheese, vegetable
lard substitute, corn flakes, wheat ce-
real, macaroni, pork and beans, cam
ned peas, canned tomatoes, tea and
coffee.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

paign for modification, issued a state
ment through its president, Matthew
Woll, and it's secretary, /. NJ. Orn.
burn. declaring that a vote on the
clear-cut issue Of modification will re-
suit in victory for modification.
"Out of large number of pro-
posals that have been lurking in the
offing as to prohibition, modification
emerges as the one practical way out
of the hypocrisy of Volsteadism," said
the statement. "Our organization
has, with sufficient reason, declared
for six months that modification can
be had in the coming session if the
American people make known their
desires.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

anything happening to I'M
press upon them that they had really
entered upon new year.
The New England town where they
lived lay peacefully under Its blanket
Of white, and probably most OF fts
forty thousand inhabitants were as
peacefully doing In their chairs, sat
isfed with their creature comforts,
and thankful that they were not a.
other people.
Mr.. Willer was reused from his
quiet doze by the clang of the door
bell Are the Misses Baker inf'
queried a throaty voice, as he opened
the door and saw an elderly couple
standing on his porch.
"The Misses Baker!" he exclaimed.
"You mean Miss Bell and Miss
Louise?"
"Of course" replied the voice.
"Why, the Bakers don't live here"
Mr.. Willer explained "They live on
Caroline street They haven't Lived
here in over twenty years"
'"Thank you," was the only re-
sponse. my wife and I just thought
~,op5 Dou orr Novu
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

The net decrease from October to
November was 3 per cent for employ.
ment and nearly 5 per cent for pay
rolls. AS a result of these changes,
the index of factory employment,
based upon the average 1925-1927 as
100, dropped to SO and the index of
payrolls to SO. Average weekly earn
ings were less than s25 for the first
time since 1922.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
DRY ACT CHANGE
Seen By Labor i'm Coming
House Vote

Washington, D. C. (ILNS)-An-
nouncement by house leaders that the
Volstead act modification issue will
come to vote in the coming session
was hailed by labor as an indication
Of approaching victory in definite
form
Labor's national committee for
modification of the Volstead act, Off
cially delegated by the American Fed
Grafton of Labor to conduct its cam
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01


swell, Of all things!" laughed Mrs.
Willsr coming down the stairs. but
do you know, John, that gives me an
idea. Suppose we go around the cor
ner and call on Mrs. Crump. We
haven't been there In q long time,
and it might cheer her up."
"All right" Mr.. Willer replied.
Mrs. Crump is getting on, and don't
suppose we can wish her many more
Happy New Years. She must be over
ninety now"
'Yes, ninety-three," said Mrs. VII
ler, drawing on her rubbers. "And we
haven't dropped In to see her in some
time"
How long IL 1t, anyway" asked
Mr.. Willer.
II don't know" replied his wife,
"but we certainly haven't been there
since we are living In this house."
So, after twenty years, Mrs. Crump
received New Years call from her
friendly neighbors, the Willers.
90. 1921. Western Newspaper Union,
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
New York Factory Jobs
Show Further Decrease

Albany, N. Y. (ILNS)-The num-
Der of workers engaged in represen-
tative New York state factories con-
tinued to decrease in November,
Industrial Commissioner Frances Per-
kins reports. Short time and wage
rate reductions caused payrolls to
fall even more rapidly than employ
ment.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
AR.ss7lRk
When Heart Rules Head

At Christmas the heart dethrones
the head. 1t compels US to do high
things; 1t permits us to do foolish
things. It sanctions our being child
like. It urges US, for one brief week,
to be gloriously, recklessly, unselfsh.
American Magazine.
Hard Luck
Tess-I only got two weeks vaca-
tion this year.
Bess-How was that3
Tess-The boss went away the same
time / did,
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

we " puy Jul A>O"
Y 9 a RS all on
Them"
sc an you I'M
agine that |" shout
ed Mr.. Willer to
his wife, when he
had close d the
door. "The l. e W.
ises calling on the
Baker girls here,
and we've been In
this h use our
8 @ lv es for over
twenty years +! Mr..
Lewis didn't even
3 Q 9 m surprised
when 1t was /
who opened the
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
GUNNER School

Professor, 1t must be difficult to
marx these examination papers"
'Mspecially the ones you can't read"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
A
NEW YEARS
CALL

By HAROLD L. COOK

ANUARY first was hanging
heavily on the hands Of Mr..
and Mrs. Willer. They felt
that they should do some
thing to distinguish 1t from
other holidays or from Sum
day, but four o'clock In the
afternoon arrived without
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

Mans origin in plant life? Sure.
Men descend from monkeys; monkeys
from trees.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
Forceful

DO illustrations make book more
forceful?"
"Some. Look at the seed cata-
logue."
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

Maybe the assets wouldn't have
frozen so hard If there had been less
water in 'em.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01

Alcoholism causes loss of hair,
German doctor says. Rye-bald COM
ment is in order.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1932-01-01
Must Be somethinu El.e

Doris-There's something about you
that appeals to me.
Henry-Well, 1t isn't true that I'm
wealthy.--Stray Stories.