The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1932-09-29
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Beverly Hills-Well all I know is
just what I read in the paper and
as there hasent been much in the
papers why I am kinder stuck on
something to write. got it! will
do like those New York columnists
do. wish could write like that
fellow McIntire, never miss him.
Old Odd can make spinach ap-
petising in print. Then he has got
one of the biggest herds of words
to ride in and cut out from. He is
so far ahead of all other columnists
there is no comparison. Then for
real humor Bugs Bear is the King.
Lord how that fellow can think Of
all that
Well here goes on my first lap of
trying to be columnist. I hate red
neckties and I hate to see fellow
without sock supporters, even if he
has got a diploma. would like to
be back on the old street corner at
Oolagah, Oklahoma and have one
of the boys come by and say, Come
on Will let's go out on the prairie
and tie couple of steers" I will
never stay in the city long enough
to get away from the old steer rop-
ing. Whats become of the old fash
Toned windowpane that was out
and we stuffed it up with gunny
sacks? Up betimes and at my stint.
My first stint is lot of sliced fresh
peaches, then some ham and then
some eggs washed down with about
dozen saucers of coffee.
l lay late, almost six thirty.
The papers came but having moth
ing but politics I cared not one
whit for EN-. It does seem that
our Country could be run much
better by someone if we could only
think who. Mrs. Rogers come down
and we had the usual argument as
to how late the boys stayed out.
They have to drive over a cattle
guard coming in and it's as good as
an alarm clock as it rattles under
the car wheels.
There was big opening in Hol-
lywood last night, but as I had
nothing new to wear or say dident
go. Our Scotty dog has got more
f1eas on him, weight for age than
any dog in California. Son Jimmy
come down at last to breakfast
and said he was late as he had to
drive half the night to find some
movie house where they were show
ing a double feature. Argue of real
estate investments should try and
hn1 ;4L -
have to lose and let go back. AS
we blowed up higher than a Wall
Street margin Spectator we said
PUT it in land and you can always
walk on it." We did but no buyers
would walk on it with us.
| Come to Clara Bows ranch away
up in the dessert in Nevada the 9TH
er day. Got a Hollywood home
right in the heart of the desert
Got cattle on it not a California
ranch with rabbits or avacados.
love my navy beans better than any
other dish, or half dozen dishes.
Just old plain white navys, cooked
in plenty of ham or fat meat, with
plenty of soup among EN-. No
catsup or any of that stuff. Just
beans and corn bread, old corn
pone, (white with no eggs) with
salt and water its cooked with and
raw onions. Those three things is
all want.
Winnifred Sheehan, Buffalo
newspaper reporter who made
good in a big studio. I used to love
to sing coon songs and was the
first fellow to Cooweescoowee dis
trict Cherokee Nation, Indian ter
rotory that ever did the cake walk
Who does the King Fish and who
does Van Porter-Amos or Andy?
McAdoo's daughter is very tall and
very beautiful and very charming
Greta Carlo is highhattin Sweden
more than she did Hollyhockville
I love to stroll down in the old part
of Beverly Hills because I know of
old places that have been built for
four and five years. Marie Dress
Ter is my pet actress. Charlie
Chaplin is my pet man actor.
I have about quit trying to play
polo, depression and old age hit
me the same summer. Dick Powell
master of ceremonies in one thea
tire in Pittsburg for three years
made good in a big Hollywood stu
dio. He come from Little Rock
His father sold harvesters since
wheat used to be worth cutting. ]
used to have two ingrowing toe
nails. I know lots Of people that
used to have bad breath before hal
itosis was invented. There is moth
ing that will keep you wake more
than a leaking hot water bottle,
Everytime I shoot pistol shut
my eyes.
Why my article is finished al
ready. Why this kind of stuff is
a cinch, me for this stuff all the
time. Course I haven't written it as
interesting as they do, but it's true
I must get a little more scandal in
the next one, and I know a lot.