The Washington times., 1932-03-07


time. This is the prime question; everything depends
the because obviously, at certain times it
is necessary to have believer at the helm and at otner
times not Secondly ask: Was prosperity ever arouno
the corner? Third: Do you think that the American
people, left to themselves WILL in the long rum always
choose the right way The French people? The Danes?
This section ends with the proposition that ony God
make tree" and the candidate for honors is
pected to prove or disprove it.
Answer Four Out Of Five
In the next group discuss important matters.
It suggested to candidates that they do not limit
their answers to the Biblical yea and nay but give
full account omttng statistics. The first question is:
Was the United States deliberately singled out by Provi
dence to be the greatest country in the world or is
there something unique in the American character, and
IT so, name this quality The next Did the Russians
really natonalize women, and if not why not? Third:
do you consider the French passion for food moral
equivalent of passion for motoring?
Is there good reason why Will Rogers should not be
President it preferable that ninety cent of our
Congressman should be lawyers? Would you like to live
farm? What is your precise feeling about the
ton that nature is wonderful? Is there any virtue in
poverty and if so what is it? Do you believe that rich
danger to the community? Are you of the
opinion that bad is the mark OF an honest man
and that courtesy in human intercourse usually coaks
scoundre? What is the most frequent object of your
day-dreanss? --
Imagine and Think
Do you think that the founding fathers really meant
anything when they used the word liberty and do you
think that freedom of speech and of the press be
interpreted today exactly they hundred years
ago? Make some comment on the fact that under the
Fascist Government the Italian trains arrive time.
Imagine that you are Daniel Willard president of the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad, and in that character
ment the punctuaty of the Italian railroads Name
in their order the four living who most
tain to be remembered hundred years from CThe
candidate in answering the last question: is advised to
the fact that the man with the best bograher
is most likely to be remembered; he will assume equal
biographical talent all around.)
Field Work, Also .,.-.
Obviously, the QUESTIONABLE is make-shift; what we
need is laboratory test BY series of electrical Shocks
pin pricks moments of radio grooming, could learn
how irritable candidate and whether he would be
likely to withdraw Ambassador from France
account of nasty cartoon in La Vie Parisienne Other
experiments would tell how each reacted to Gov
ernor Murays idea that the object of laws should
be to make one fall in love with and live
happily ever after It would be Illuminating to turn the
candidates loose in overstocked library and to how
they resisted books. should also like to continue field
work by taking each to burlesque show lecture on
he Four-Fold Root of the Principle of Sufficient Rea
son. speakeasy Communist meeting in Union Square,
the deck of Gloucester fishing vessel in the Winter,
an old Chaplin picture, and society musicale.