The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1932-05-19
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Santa mOulCds SdllI., may -
Well about all you can see in the
papers is Honolulu. The whole
thing just proves that the islands
haven't got any use for the navy
and the mainland. Course I guess
I am all wet, but I never have
seen any reason why us, or any
other nation should hold under SUBJ
lection of any kind, any islands or
country outside of our own. We say
we have to have it to protect the
Pacific, why don't we have to have
the Azores to protect the Atlantic?
We are going to get into a war
some day either over Honolulu or
the PHILIPPINES, let's all come home.
and let every nation ride its owa
surf board, play its own ukaleles,
and commit their devilment on their
own race.
Beverly Hills, Calf, May 8 -
Primary election day out here in
California. Course its all cut and
dried with the republicans, but the
old democrats out here in Orange
juiceville got chance to name the
next democratic nominee. AL
Smiths big squirt in the east has
shown that Governor Roosevelt
can't possibly go to the convention
with enough to nominate. Give Gar
ner California and Texas, and he
will be sitting prettier than any Of
the three, for there is one thing
about Smith delegate, he is sure
loyal to Smith, and won't go for
anyone else to the finish only who
Smith tells EN- to. The democrats
always beat the man that goes to
the convention with the most votes.
Beverly Hills, Calf, May -
About all these primaries prove
around the country is, that the
democrats got three good men, and
the republicans only one. It looks to
me like any man that wants to
be president. in times like these
lacks something.
Wall Street is being investigated,
but they are not asleep while its
bling done. You see where the SEN
ate took that tax off the sales of
stocks didn't you? Saved EN- 4s
million dollars, now why don't
somebody investigate the senate
and see who got to them to get that
tax removed? That would be real
investigation.
Hollywood, Calf, May 6 - The
congressman that suggested cutting
government aviator's salary to help
balance their overspent budget
didn't get far with his bill. In fact
he wasn't able to stake off, and
leave the ground with it. Taxpay-
ers know that an aviator risks his
life every day, and a politician on
ly on November fourth, every four
years.
The other day Mr.. Henry Ford
visited Mr.. Hoover, and told him
that what the country needed, was
new eight and a garden. Most
people got no room for garden so
what Mr.. Ford will do is put out
a car with a garden in it, then you
hoe as you go.
Hollywood, CAL, May z. - Our
heretofore docile Quaker President
went on the warpath and cut loose
with both barrels at Congress and
the Senate, and his message was
loaded with votes. It was on gov
eminent economy.
He told the court in his own way
what was happening. "You guys
are not going to do anything about
cutting down. You are afraid, be-
cause every one you fire has got a
vote, so If you are afraid to shoot
the bear, give me the gun and I will
do it and take the consequences"
Somebody has been feeding Her
bert raw meet, and IL he keeps up
that diet and builds up those cor
puscles he will be elected by ac-
clamation.
Santa Monica, Calf May 9 -
Diary Of U. s. Senate trying to
find $4,000, 600, 900 that they have
already spent but didn't have.
Monday-Soak the rich.
Tuesday-Begin hearing from the
rich.
Tuesday afternoon = Decide to
give the rich chance to get richer.
Wednesday Tax Wall Street
stock sales.
Thursday-Get word from Wall
Street. Lay on US or you will get