The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-01-13

How's the business cycle. doc,
 Is depression on the wane, Are we still as firm as rock,
 Do the glooms give you pain. Whats the outlook for this spring, Are we due to hit the top, Will the good times chorus sing. Is hard times to take flop, Come on, doc. let's hear your dope. Tell us just what lies ahead, As in misery we grope,
 As our countless tears are shed. Son, this message, ere fit, The future'll be, what you make
 of it.
 o--O---o Matches are like q lot of people these days. They have to scratch for n living.
 The man who thinks life Is q bowl of cherries, probably lives on cherry cocktails.
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 When n man turns up shis coat collar, he's either cold or the col lar is fraycd.
 The wages of gin are liver complaint.
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 The vets feel that they don't want to give up the ship while there's q schooner on board.
 o-O---o OH MY
 Here lies the body,
 Of old Maid Mary Blue, Killed in tho carly rush,
 For men.in '32.
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 The battle between the vets and drys is bound to make one or the other drunk with success before 1t Is over.
 suppose the Chinese will fight to the last laundry and flat iron. And no doubt Japan knows 1t by this time.
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 The U. S. is taking note of the Chino -Japo battle, in fact 1t has sent quite few notes across the pond. And then there was the Water bury school girl who on being asked where the milky way was, promptly replied. "Worden's."
 TO ALL OF YOU Easter Is appr0a ching,
 It's early folks, this year, But here's a Happy Easter, I'm first to spread the cheer.
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 The man who Is always looking over his glasses is generally the man who looks under the desk blotters.
 Gypsies read palms which mean you've got to hand it to 'em.
 Everything Is insulated now |. They've got insulated coal and gas stoves, insulated heaters and in- sulated automobiles. And speak ing of insulated automobiles, how about insulated traffic cops to go with 'em.
 AND LIFE GOES ON He had P. A. when they married, But now, by far and wide, He wears old clothes to pay her
 bills,
 All the F. As on her side. o-O-o
 The query, "Who killed cock robln?" isn't near as interesting now as the reported escape and suicide of John Wilkes Booth, per his alleged mummy In the news of late. Imagine q tape manufactur- CT having to wind up his busi- ness. o-O-o You live less by going on diet but then you live long, o-O-o The man who is always com plaining about life is the last one who wants to let go of 1t. o-O--o A man sharpens his wits on the steel of knowledge. o-O-o
 The milk of human kindness sell dom comes from one of those sacred cows. When wife catches her hus band kissing the cook, she knows som ething Is being cooked up tha isn't down on the menu. O-O--o There's nothing common about a common pin when it l sticks into your hide. | o-O-o l The trouble with after dinner speakers is due to the fact tha they talk too long on short sub jcct.
 Now they want to combine thu army and navy. Just imagine thu B. 0. due soldiers from the nav! goat.
 This completes our regular mid week program. It came to 70, over DBD and was broadcast b! inc Waterbury Evening Democrat pioneer in this type of newspa pc work. We are signing off at thi time, to be back on the air RgaSi morrow evening at the usun hour.
 Good night.