The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-09-01
Good evening.
 o-O-O SEPTEMBER MORN
"A SMILES THE THING"

l 0e painting was mlHuS, SiHec We beadaehed an eclipse. September morn, we welcome you, You herald coming fall; Your brushes paint the country
 side, ], And morn, that isn't all. You breathe the autumn spirit, Brink a season we hold dear. And that is why we toss a smile And greet you with a cheer. The painting that you brought to
 hand,
 So many years ago. Still advertises we'll your fame. And this old morn we know, Though winter be around the
 bend,
 We hearken to your call. You bring to US a season gay. The grand and glorious fall.
 o--O-o But few got a decent glimpse of the eclipse, which proves that the best things are not always free to look at.
 The state democratic party would be better 'offsif 1t put the old guard and the new guard in the guard house till after the election.
 o-O-o Senator Moses says Governor Roosevelt is the nursery rhyme candidate" Roosevelt probably smiles, remembering how the dem- ocrats in congress found Moses among the bull rushes of his party colleagues.
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 The Texas election proves what happens when a woman candidate such as Ma Ferguson locks horns with Texas long ?horns.
 O-O-o Soap factories report increased buSluCb6. IDuC tO ClCCtlOh for soft soap, suppose.
 OHMIGOSH The eclipse was bum, At least 1t was for me, And there won't be another one, Till nineteen s;xty.threc.
 O-O--o rNho ho tuhn 1AaAo ct 1ifa io always sure of a slew ride to the cemetery.
 Scandal starts at home, al- though a lot of people fail to realize this fact.
 o-O-o What's in a name. Love county, Okla, leads the nation in the in- creased rate of marriages. Dan Cupid must live there.
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 Years ago they had carpet on the front stairs. Nowadays when you slip you land on the bare wood.
 o-O-o A lot of girls were alarmed on reading thnt one of the country's s large powder houses had blown up. But felt better when reassured it was gun powder and nothing else.
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 SO TT GOES Here in the hospital,
 Lie Edna and Beat, A spring snapped with both In the old rumble seat.
 O-O--O Funny, isn't 1t. But I know a man who smokes strong cigars and yet drinks nothing but weak tea.
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 When the country goes to the devil, perhaps employment will pick up. They say that Satin finds work for idle hands to do.
 True though strange. A man generally has to get UNDER a car to OVER haul 1t.
 California bars gin mar riages. I suppose they don't want 'em to turn out fi2z. The girl with pink tooth brush at least has a CoLoRFuL, disease. If things were not loose once and a while we'd miss the pleasure of gathering up the loose ends.
 O--O-O Cuckoo clocks are not at all popular to-day. Yhere are too many cuckoos giving competition.
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 Everything in life costs us something, whether we know 1t or not.
 Senator Bingham is being binged plenty during this campaign.
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 A person gets into hot water on becoming boiling mad.
 o-O-o They estimate now that within twenty years . horse will be worth more than an automobile. Yeah, to collectors of antiques.
 TEE. HEB Some girls wear net stockings At which others rave, They can't wear such dOO.dads, Their legs need . shave.
 o--O--o Times change. Although nom political, gold diggers right now seem content with cheap issue of silver.
 O-O-O This ., completes our regular Thursday evening program. It came to you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Even. ing Democrat, pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are sign. ing off at this time. to be back on the air again tomorrow even-