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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

Another problem in the One over
One system is the showing of two
suits.
While the showing of second suit
is not classed among the absolute
forcing bids, am very frank to adj
NIT that most of the better players
very seldom pass when partner has
shown second suit. An interesting
hand that came up in the recent ma
tional championship tournament de-
monstrates this particular point.
The Bidding
South and West passed North's
hand was not particularly strong, but
it was one that cannot be passed
third hand; therefore he opened
with a. bid of one club.
East passed, South bid one heart.
This is a One over One force.
If North had opened with q very
weak bid, he has the right to pass
this One over One fdrce-in other
words, a player having originally
passed, as South did, practically loses
his right to force.
However, hearts were the only bid
that North could not play, and as
his hand had strength in every suit
he was now correct in making q bid
Of one no trump which is a sign-off
bid, showing that he did not care to
proceed further with the hand unless
South showed additional encourage
ment.
South now showed his second suit
with q bid Of two diamonds little
dangerous, but two five-carders may
certainly aid to build up q no trump.
With the showing Of 6outh's second
suit, North jumped to three no trump.
The Play
East opened the only suit not bid
"a spade-xwhich West won with the
ace. West returned the three Of
spades. his fourth best. which was
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

STARS OF YESTERYEAR WILL
PRACTICE WITH EAST TEAM

Marshall Wells, Minnesota, and Joe
Kurth, Notre Dame, tackles; John
Ooehler, Purdue center; Roy Horst
mann, Purdue, quarterback; Jack
Manders, Minnesota, and Harry New.
man, Michigan, halfbacks, and pug
Rentner, Northwestern, fullback.
In the West camp, Coaches Grin
Hollingberry and Dana Bible continue
to divide their heavy squad into two
teams of about equal strength.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Passes Responsible For Victory
Over Kamehameha Alumni
At Honolulu

Honolulu, Dec. 27.-(ReThe Green
Bay packers, professional football
team, viewed the beauties of Oahu
Island through victors' eyes Tuesday,
having passed their way to a 1913
victory over Kamehameha alumni in
Mondays holiday game.
A pass from Herber to Englemann
in the second period gave the visitors
their first touchdown short time af-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Woman Star Hopes to Be Triple
Star in Field of Entertainment

Chicago, Dec. 27.-(P,-Babe
Didrikson hopes to become a tri-
pie star in the field Of profession
al entertainments radio per-
former, a movie actress and a
writer.
In announcing her plans to cap
ltalize on her fame as an all
around athlete, the Texas Miss
said she would center her atten-
ton on those three fields and
shun any offers to endorse pro-
ducts. 1t was on q charge of en-
dorSing an automobile that Miss
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Basketball Problems
BY NAT HOLMAN
Star Player, Coach and Author of
winning Basketball"
QuestiOn-What style of game
would you play on a slippery

Question-Nhat style of game
would you play on slippery
floor?
Answer-Use a delayed offense. A
quick breaking system with its snap
DIV passing and sharp breaks in direc-
ton is extremely difficult under
such conditions. The constant slip
ping and sliding is certain to hinder
the attack in getting started.
Once within the scoring zone. the
ball should be passed about delibe-
rately while the players work for an
opening or shot.
I think it advisable, on such a
floor, to keep one man in the back
court as a defensive measure since
sudden changes in the possession of
the ball are almost inevitable.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Cash in With a
Tribune Want Ad
GREEN BAY PACKERS BEAT
HAWAIIAN ELEVEN 10 TO Il

ter Kamehameha had scored on a S.
yard pass.
Dillweg intercepted a Kamehameha
pass in the third period for another
touchdown, while Herbert shot q ball
to Rose for the Packers third score
in the final quarter.
Kamenameha's second score came
on series of three passes in the final
three minutes of the game which ad-
vanced the ball from the Hawaiian 20
yard line across the Packers goal.
The Hawaiian team. composed OF
representatives from virtually every
race of the Islands, was outweighed 50
pounds to the man.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

Didrikson was suspended from the
National Amateur Athletic Union
and then reinstated.
IF the A. A. U. will permit me,
I am doing the best to attend to
my own affairs-affairs that have
resulted entirely from their own
error" she said. And 1t would
make everything so much more
pleasant for everyone if they
should elect or be induced to do
likewise"
Miss DidrikSon said her movie
work would be confined to some
athletic shorts"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
RRDGE
Secretary, American Bridge Leaxu

OCCICtdTyS AU1CIlCtSA 04AO&C ACo8 VIC
One Of the questions most fire.
quently asked by those just taking up
the One over One system is, How
do you distinguish between a weak
third hand bid and good third
hand bid?"
The method Is simple enough. If
you open with an extremely weak
hand as third hand-in other words,
make nothing more or less than a
defensive bid, one to try to throw
your opponents off the track-don't
make the mistake Of ever re-bidding
that hand, even though you may have
good support for a bid that partner
may make.
If you ever re-bid that opening
third hand, your partner will now
feel that you have a hand as good as
a first or second hand bid.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Nominate Chicag0an
For Net Presidency

New York, Dec. 27.-[P)-The mono
poly the east has enjoyed for de-
cade on the presidency of the U. S.
lawn tennis association has been brok-
en- in favor of Harry S. Knox of Chi
cago.
Knox, first vice president of the Or
ganization. has been named by the
nominating committee for president in
1898. the first midwesterner so honor
ed since Dwight F. Davis was selected
in 1923.
The nomination generally is regard
ed tantamount to election.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
ATHLETIC HEADS AND COACHES HAVE NO TROUBLES TO SOLVE


especially since it's the last time we
can have them"
So the orphans will be brought
over to the mansion in relays, on two
afternoons before Christmas, to view
a dazzling tree. And each one Of
them will receive q gift, bought,
wrapped and daintily tied by the
next First Lady Of the Land.
X X X
SANTA TO THE POOR
Meanwhile, in New York City, still
another Roosevelt celebration will be
in progress. Without publicity, in
fact, practically unheard of except by
its young beneficiaries, it has become
private family tradition. Years
ago Mrs. Roosevelt said to friends in
social service organizations: Select
so or more children from families
who will have absolutely no Christ
mas: families who are the poorest
Of the poor. Send them to the Wom-
ems Trade Union League House on
Christmas Eve"
To her eldest children she said:
these youngsters are to be your per-
sonal guests" So Anna and James
bought presents, loads Of them, and
wrapped them. Anna and James
bought tree, and trimmed 1t.
Jimmy dressed up in Santa Claus
suit and tried his best to talk in q
jolly bass voice. Their guests stayed
so late that some Of them had to be
sent home in taxis.
This responsibility, or privilege, has
passed down to the younger Roose-
velts, and this year Franklin, Jr.,
and John will have guests at the
Trade Union League House. Frank
lin is already practicing his lines.
CHRISTMAS AT HOME
Christmas Day Is reserved for the
family. A tree will have been brought
in by the gardener and set up in the
"big room" between the two fire
places. Franklin Roosevelt will have
critically supervised it's trimming,
the placing Of each light and bangle.
Anna Dalls children, "Sistie" and
"Buzzy" will hang up their stockings
on the mantle in the governors bed
room. There will be stockings, too,
for the James Roosevelt's 10-months-
old Sarah, and for the Elliott Roose-
velts' 7-weeks-old William.
Among the presents, of which
there will not be a very great num-
Der, one is sure to be marine print
for Franklin Roosevelt from his
mother. That Is another tradition.
The people from the five cottages
on the estate will come in and be
welcomed. Friends will drop around
later, and Curtis Dali will play the
piano for a few songs. And after
while, as he had done at least 20
times before, Franklin Roosevelt will
take down q volume of Dickens and
will read aloud 1.-THE Christmas
Carol"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

In the following article, last OF
a series of IL, you meet Gus Gen.
nerich, bodyguard extraordinary,
who knows-and tells-a great
deal about the Rising Roosevelts
-. And you also learn about
the plans for a typical Roose-
veltian Christmas.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
COACH SUTHERLAND
REMAINS PESSIMISTIC

Tucson, Arizs Dec. 27.-(P-The
1888 Rose Bowl game will be battle
in the air as far as the University
Of Pittsburgh Partners are con-
cerned. At least that Is what spec
tators at the first local public show
ing of the eastern team inferred
after seeing the Partners, here to
train for the Jan. 2 contest with
Southern California at Pasadena, let
loose a dazzling forward pass attack
in scrimmage.
Using various backfield combina-
tons Of Heller, Sebastian, Hogan,
Winstock, Matesic and Weisenbaugh,
Coach Jock Sutherland sent the reg
ulars against the second and third
string aggregations Monday after
noon. Forward passing predomi-
mated and the Panthers appeared to
have more than ordinary ability and
luck in completing long throws.
The remaining four days in which
the Panthers will be here are expect
ed to be spent in developing offensive
plays. The fasteners have a line
comparing favorably in reputation to
that of the Trojans. Coach Suther-
land thinks II he can develop few
scoring plays to fool Coach Howard
Jones' team, he will have the game
won.
However, Sutherland has not
changed, for the present, his pessi-
mistic attitude on the outcome Of the
game. He still says he believes his
Panthers are in for a trimming.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Fights Last Night
fBv The Associated Press)

(By The ASSOciated fTesSJ
Pittsburgh ~ Tommy Freeman,
Cleveland, and Gorilla Jones, Az
ron, drew (1O: Jacquette Elver-
lila, Cleveland. 0utp0inted Joe
Spiegel, Uniontown. Pa. (6); Carl
Mantavanna outpointed I. T. Bat
ties, Cleveland co..
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ments, though. I kinda try to tell
'em what's what"

ments, though. I kinda try to tel
em what's what"
Gus usually accompanies the fam
lily to Warm Springs, Ca, where
Franklin Roosevelt has found
strength and renewed activity in the
healing waters. On q hillside over
looking hollow Is the next summer
white house. It even looks little
| like the white house in miniature.
Inside are big living room, libr-
! airy, three bedrooms and q kitchen.
The president-elect spends part of
each morning on the spacious porch,
reading his mail. At IL o'clock he
drives down to the pool for swimming
and exercise. There he receives his
second mail, and reads 1t while SUM-
ming.
A GREAT SWIMMER
He reads the papers, has lunch, re-
ceives a few visitors, and later goes
for a drive over backwoods roads.
with Gus jouncing beside him and
hoping the flivver won't turn over.
The bodyguard says the only time he
ever saw the governor angry to the
point Of raising his voice was once
when he saw a horse and rig driven
through some beautiful Towering
shrubbery.
IT wish," said Gus earnestly, "that
anybody that thinks there's any
thing wrong with the governors
health would get in swimming pool
with him. What shoulders! You
know they examined him not long
ago and found he had a five-and-a-
half-inch chest expansion.
Hes like kid in the pool, always
starting races or water polo games
I often say we give him plenty of
air while he's in the water. Because
if he's feeling playful he'll half drown
you.
People sometimes get tossed in
that pool with their clothes on, and
I'm pretty careful when I'm rassling
around the edge Of it with Johnny
and Frank. The governor has q
standing offer Of 50 reward for any
body that'n throw me In. I wouldn't
mind that so much as what the gov
ernor would do to me after I got
there"
y y y
CHRISTMAS EXCITEMENT
With the ending of their recent
Warm Springs vacation, everybody
from Gus to the cook, and Grand
mother Roosevelt to 4-year-old isis
tie," has been getting excited about
Christmas. Because for the first
time since the Roosevelts went to
Albany, in 1928, the big day will be
celebrated in the old family home at
Hyde Park.
However, that is no indication that
the $50 children of the La Sale Or
phanage, back of the executive man
sion in Albany, will be deprived Of
their annual party. Mrs. Roosevelt,
who herself was orphaned at 10, says
she wouldn't miss that for anything
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

TN North America. FUR SEALS
1 breed only on the PRIBILOF
ISLANDS. ALEXANDER MUIR
composed the anthem. ACORNS
are the fruit OF the OAK.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

The Soviet Union is not encour-
aging foreign students to attend
schools in Russia.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27
Their Record Against Passes
Has Been Much Better Than
That OF Partners

fans who saw Southern CALIFORNIA;
47-to-14 victory over Pittsburgh three
years ago delved into the compare
tive statistics Tuesday, wondering II
the impending Rose Tournament
game at Pasadena Jan. would not
be another case Of history repeating
itself.
Unless figures belle the facts, 1t
would appear the Panther weakness
on defense this year Is the same as
1t was on that New Years day OF
1880 when the TrojanS went on a
scoring spree with passes.
OF the LAST yards gained against
the Panthers during the 10 games OF
the last season, 718 of them, almost
half, were made on completed for
ward flips. In nine games, South
ern California allowed 1,475 yards to
be made against 1t, but only SIT were
the result Of their opponents aerial
game.
Fifty of 159 forward passes were
completed against Pitt. A dozen
were intercepted. The Trojans, on
the other hand, allowed only 81 OF
1913 attempted aerial tfrusts to con-
meet for their opponents, and inter-
cepted 81 others.
On the other side Of the ledger,
Coach Howard Jones' team, in win
ming all of its nine games. completed
30 of its SO losses and only four of
the attempted passes were inter-
cepted.
With the Trojans lacking the old
power Of former years but having
much more deception, it is logical to
suppose they will spring another bar
rage Of passes on the PantherS.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

4 Oklahoma City, Dec. 27.-JoGeph
Oklahombi, full-blooded Choctaw In
dian, who is one of Americas great
World war heroes. finally has been
forced to apply to the veterans bu-
reau here for compensation.
Oklahombi's greatest war exploit
was when he was serving with the
36th Division near st. Etienne. He
went out against q German position
studded with machine guns and
trench mortars. captured the position
and I'll prisoners. He was gassed 81
the Meuse-Argonne, cited twice, and
decorated.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-12-27

The only sweat glands of a COW
are located in its nose.
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-29

+ is useless to preach that men
and women ought to return to the
moral behavior of a simpler age. for
they will not do it.-Bertrand RUS
|sell.
These United States today are 4
transmogrified lunatic asylum, as I
have said.-Shaw Desmond. English
writer.
Worry is the sport of men who
have nothing to do.-Andrew Mellon,
u. s. ambassador to Great Britain.
X X Y
Present day biology says, BE what
you are. Waste no time in trying to
make yourself what you are not, and
do not try to convince the world that
you are something different than
what you are e. Environment Is OPP
portunity."-Dr A. s. Pearse, profess
sor of zoology, Duke university.
X X X
Would that we had been as Sue
cessful in solving the problems of
human relations as we have been in
adapting the metallic riches of the
world to human use!-Prof. G. H.
Desch, University of Sheffield, Eng
land.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-29
Now venture to make another ar.

Now venture to make another ar
bltrary assertion, on the ground of
much study and observation, and
again I challenge the old-timers to
dispute it if they can. So far as hu-
man health Is concerned nothing
harmful is ever absorbed from the
bowel into the blood. No poison
ing" OF the system, no "autointoxica-
ton" ever occurs in that way.
Tom, Dick and Harry may as we'll
be warned right here that I have no
intention of arguing with them about
their morbid little notions, nor does
my denial of the "autointoxication"
fancy imply that will tell you what
alls you, then, If it isn't that. have
no time for such idle speculation. If
anybody is to refute my assertion
he must do it with facts, not Ques-
lions.
There may be some physicians of
standing who still ply patients with
high priced nostrums purporting to
remedy administration" It is my
observation and belief that no rene
dy or treatment or diet or bowel wash
or what have you that purports to
diminish or stop absorption of "toxic
waste" or products of putrefaction"
from the bowel is worth using. am
firmly convinced that the only kind
Of administration" that can pos
sibly account for i'll health or even
temporary indisposition is low me-
tabolism, slowing of the internal COM
bustion process, under oxygenation of
the body. And the best remedy for
this is a speeding up of metabolism,
in whatever way that may be brought
about.
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stones while unemployment and want
stalk in the midst of plenty.
AS to providing for the proper de-
Tense of the country, it has never
been done. America has, whenever
drawn into war in the past, been con-
sistently unprepared both in the army
and the navy. At the present time
the regular army, the fighting part
is about three times the size of the
police force of the city OF New York,
and the navy, which under the treaty
Of London should be on a par with
that of Great Britain, has been al
lowed to weaken to but two-thirds
Of that strength while vigorously
predatory nation faces us across the
Pacific, and determined efforts are
being made, through propaganda at
home, to further weaken both army
and navy.
AS to the general welfare, that can
only be provided for when laws, both
state and national, are for the gen.
eral good. Many laws upon the
statute books provide means for rap
idly enriching vested interests at the
expense of the people as a whole, and
they are taken advantage of to the
peoples detriment, while blind big
otry often seeks to dictate narrow
view as to the general welfare, there
by bringing about conditions distaste-
full to multitudes.
Finally, our individual liberty has
been SO restricted by impossible laws
and by the iron heel of vested finan-
cial interests that largely control the
government, that Americans, hereto
fore considered the freest of of all
peoples, are instead virtual slaves.
Shall we Americans return to the
creed of our forefathers or shall we
continue to be governed by dishon-
est international bankers, racketeers,
bootleggers, Communists and profess
sional pacifists
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-29
TRAILING THE TOXIN TO ITS
LIAR

Sooner or later in eXpounding any
illness or impairment of health the
neoteric healer arrives at the under
lying cause, poisons in the system,
and his cure is SO plausible that even
the dumbest cuStomer-and only the
dumbest-accepts it. Just eliminate
the poisons and you're as good as
cured-nature will attend to the res
toration of your original good health.
Nature can do everything-eXcept
dispose of these nasty poisons that
somehow clutter up your system if
you neglect to eat the things the neo-
teric healer deems fit to eat.
Sometimes the old hokum becomes
a bit tiresome and the near-doctor
varies it by ascribing everything to
toxins instead of poisons. Even the
charlatans who profess to ridicule the
germ theory are fond of telling their
customers how to get rid of TOXINS
which is paramount to saying the
germs have nothing to do with ill
ness but you must dispose of the poi
sons produced by the germs if you
wish to get well. The quackS are
naivcly unaware of it, but toxins SIM
ply can't happen unless germs pro-
duce them.
From away back in the days when
physic physicked the laity has cher
ished settled conviction that health
life, liberty and the pursuit of hap
piness all depend upon free and regu-
lar action of the bowels. Old-time
physicians did nothing to correct this
obsession. Modern quacks are des-
perately striving to keep it alive, fol-
it is on this ground they must make
their last stand
For years I have been doggedly
maintaining that nothing is or can
be absorbed through the unbroken
skin. Many ponderous professor OF
cvanescent authority has furtively
disputed my teaching, but no one has
proved by actual experiment or test
that the skin will absorb anything.
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IN
NEW

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ARLEN GOES SERIOUS

ARLEN GOES SERIOUS
New York, June 29.-Notes from a
convenient cuff: There's little in the
new literary habiliment of Miehael
Arlen to recall green hat :. Arlen
sartorial dandy of the recent-smart-
and -sophisticated fiction era, has
done a complete "about face His
next book, Twilight of the Titans,"
reveals him as caustic social ana
lyiSt.
All of which may answer the ques-
ton recently raised by the dean of
New York column scribes: What
ever became of Michael Arlen?"
The reply is: He's been digging into
Wells!
At any rate, the book will jump so
Years and look back on such current
leaders as Stain, Mussolini, Hoover
and others-all dead by that time.
A giant aircraft combine is revealed
in possession of the earth, with all
societies at it's mercy until a young
scientist comes along with an agency
of destruction My advance re-
ports say it will be Super-Wells stuff,
with plenty of barbed comment on
this generation.
X Y X
BEARD OVER BROADWAY
That only-beard- on Broadway be-
longs to John Cremer, son of the vet
eran, Dwight Seems that he went
on the road in a role that required
the wearing Of property whiskers 4.
Couldn't stand them, so he grew his
own Critics commented on his
marvellous makeup When he
went home to Hampstead, L. l., the
other day, the entire male popula-
ton met him at the station in crepe
boards.
And there's a gent who has rum
mayed out all his old trick lighters
Sight of match gives him the
shivers -. He had most Of his money
in Kreuger and Toll stocks Which
reminds me that those "odd lot" de-
partments of brokerage offices now
get big play from women CUSTOM
ers Sometimes it's like a base
ment bargain counter with two and
a half shares of some stock being
split three ways by five cooperative
small time players.
X X K
Some of those bridge arguments
may be sidetracked by the latest nov
city in contract decks :. Martin Ull-
man, designer of almost everything,
including packs of playing cards, has
brought out a wet and dry deck