The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-06-01
Good evening.
 o-O-o OF LIFE
"A SMILES THE THING. .'

At times the potion's vivid. Then again its dull and crude. For life itself is finieky. Often the programs booed. But we who play our humble
 parts.
 Must tarry at the bowl. To get our portion of the stuff, To some a paltry dole. Yes, life is just a mixing bowl. A dash of that and this. Quite tasteless to lot of us. When something seems amiss. And ere the bowl goes empty. There's another batch in view, For you are mixers of the bowl And I'm a mixer too.
 o-O-o A lot of people become "cen- timental" over a few cents.
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 Who can remember the good old days when house cleaning meant blisters on hands from swinging a carpet beater?
 I suppose. the stone age had it's rock ribbed men.
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 Waterburians want more benches and drinking water in the parks. Pretty soon they'll want more parks.
 o-O-o Now 1t Is declared that the ancient Egyptians and not the scotch, invented the game of golf. Quite so, 1 think the Scotch found some of the balls left by the Egyptians and then went to work.
 so AND so Maude Muller on a summer day, Baked the meadow brown with
 hay, The judge came by as judge will
 do,
 He kidded Maudc, so she rakcd
 him too.
 O-O-O Every athlete eventually has his day in 8 tennis court.
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 All the worlds stage-but some guy is always trying to hog the spotlight.
 O-O-O Nowadays the well dressed man Is known by the sweaters he keeps.
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 OHMIGOSH Amid the din of struggle, Rich love will grow anew, For toll and adventure Arc the twins that sec It through.
 o--O-o Who can remember the good old days when kitchen chairs were the only veranda furniture that we knew?
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 The honeymoon Is over when she lets him buy sport belt.
 o-O-O Colby says we need patriots in- stead of politicians in congress. Yep. and outside of congress as well.
 The lamp of knowledge burns with the desire to in- form those who seek after It.
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 Years ago the girls would make candy for their fellows. Now they make" their fellows for the candy.
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 TEE, HEB Johnny Jones went fishing,
 Anglcd half the night, Fish just wouldn't nibblc.
 So skccters came to bite. o-O--O What America needs Is back to the soil movement, something that will give Us more barn yards in- stead of unproductive back yards. o-O-o Four sets of twins were born in Hartford on Memorial day. Decoration day for the baby records, sure enough. o-O-o The hair pin tray has Joined the old moustache cup. " fN hSo ID WANTED You're just q bit of heaven, From out the skies of blue, Guess some one got the order
 mixed,
 But girl, I guess you'll do. o-O-o
 If they have cute little sash cur k.t aho fhC pants and he wears the apron. Stale jokes are like stale bread, plenty of crust. o-O-o What has become of the old fashioned man who used to carry | leather coin purse? O-O--o Marriage is like a three ring circus, you can't keep tabs on ekerything that's go- ing on. o--O-o Now the vets claim the dry' are getting ready to enter the ark But they'll probably take the wet
 The school of experience never gives summer vaca- tion.
 o--O--o l It takes a big gun to give | the up-shot of the whole thing. O-O-o This completes our regular mid week program. It came to yo, over DBD. and was broadcast b the Waterbury Evening Democrai pioneer in this type of newspapc , work. We are signing off at thi time, to be back on the air agai tomorrow evening at the usua hour.