The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1932-01-01
Squirrel Food

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&Z&r A. NUT 81
"Weu hul1o, John Farmer! Come
to town to get your little Red Cross
Allowance Johnny Walker, why
don't you cut your whiskers.. You
look like "Bo1shevik" for certain.
= 81 IS
Halo, Mutt, where you been all
Of this timer Haint seen or herd Of
va fer a dargs age" Yep, come for
Red Cross dole-1O kids an ma an
op lady, get 10 bucks a month from
little Oh Carl, Dolly's man, who with
his ol lady pulls down $2a7.5o for
duin nuthin ata1, 'cept usin' Red
Cross racket to sorta ploD his poll
\ teal fence an got sven with reds.
| Pretty soft hain't It; Carl's hooking
| taxpayers for $2s7.50 fer him and
dear little Dolly, while ma an ms
nissus and 10 hungry kids who
have raised plenty Of wheat, have to
get by on 10 bones month.
an while I'm talkin,' Tn saying
as how they got this Red. FER as
Producers News calls it, double
cross, an this FER government feed
relief kinder interlocked. NOW thars
Carl and Do11ey, belly robbers, who
ar starving al the kids in the coun-
ty while ta1cin' good care OF them
selves, living off the backs of the
taxpayers, swel1in' round like VAN
derSbi1ts am such nabobs. an Coun-
AnAv
pigeon stuff fer government and
giving thu black bottle tn reds an
those who don't buy thar hay an
feed thru him, 50 as he can get his
rake Off outen the misery OF poor
farmers, spite of fac he Ia waller
ing in luxury, an such like, living
in swell home, outen his pay he gets
? as County Agent fer dom nuthin
an pretend1n' to be farmers friend
tn thar faces as he sticks 'arm in
thar backs; an Leo x@ad1er, old pa
OF "horseth1ef" Kelly and "Ohet'
Beiseker, them As "1aid ont" oP mar
: VandsxvorSt so slick, back thar you-
:. der time an Leo got thu OF nan'l
homestead, an his n1gsus Ia Car
i Petersonss sister. him b@in' on thu
: feed committee, picked By "%ersy'
tn Eaxn1n feed an seed loans. Let
does the dirty work ON tina 8eet
y loans an Carl on B@d Cross he'r
+ They work together like Gold Dus
twins IN starve reds to death. 80 q
tn get even with them at they so
grudge ginst. bet they all ax' Il
:, on hay racket tn Than buyin ha;
II an feed from "Eurgy" seam 70 sc
. thar feed loans thru in fifty. Tina
is always . system. Hutts when y
J. get hep: an "a need plenty o
y grease, I WOW: anr Geo. xunds tn
!, foxy CUTLER from Reserve. an Al
j ~
" arr on board tn. Percy" picked 'ea
all. Ga&ger an Lund sign tbs
y names tn feed loan papers, an lie
rites In his own idears arterward
so they don't know. An If what Le
says haint Onuf, then "RurgY" rite
In on the side and gives the 81
L. boys the low down.
y An thar "a have is Carl, Leo
m 'GFurgy': the holy trinity OF stoo
4 | pigeons; the skunks in tina WOO.
pile. SpoSe Carl and Dolly win Ct
I'D me off Red Cross fer talksn
A. much. Well I kin see Howard Lev
is, big Red Gross boss. I wonder
en- Howard was mixed MP In pintmel
he of Carl-df he be. 1t amt go1n' 10
him no good, an bout best thing
&c kin do ts tn can him. and oan hi
quick. Funny amt Il. how 9e'
committee happened to be zeidls
Banker Lund and ex-banker Lang,
lrs You see, Mutt, as how County age
MS never puts q farmer on q conn11i
n tee. Thar's q reason, Mutt tina,
OH q reason.
ad
Well, said I: "John, did you mott
Oli as how Z. 8. Olsen got to be San
yer Claus at last. You remembers yes
;na ago when he sent to Sears Roebu
ilie for q Santa Claus outfit. got pc11l
I'd GaA M
Lutheran church and insisted
being Santa, bellowing like q b
and Rev. Fretheim threw him
ere and kicked him out Of the chur
NV for disorder1y conduct and
w double-crossing the county opt
tn committee fer taking money fr
Al the vets. Il. s.. has q Santa CHS
!, complex: whenever he gets dru
mp he has an itch to get on n rad 81
nQ The P1entywood public school ]
Well. L. S. got his desire gratifi
lOS him come over and put on his Sa
hat Claus stunt fer tina kids. lie sur
ho looked "splend1cu1ous" in his fec
raj. see, I. s., since he stole the /
money, took q b11be TO fhro a r
case, become q tiD-off man. dou'
Col crossed Plentywood In the cou
I'M seat fight, ETC., ETC.. has Quani
lao, now in the minds OF thu Plentyw
and spirit of Christ. You see, 70
re- birds Of a feather jest VIII ju1
cely ss*.s
was swell swami They win I
cor Phil Bourassa, Oscar Collins an
zeidler mp thar yet, rs medals
nled kids tn fashun artar," usuth 10
The $50
rned oraMw u, 'Inns SO. @nc n4o.,
Nelson, the machine pedd1sr7 y
his lordship took great umbrag'
Pete Stayonoff, fer insulting
that be possible, couple Of sc
farms. he felt 80 bad about It
that one day when Pete went BY
.2hu den ha bounced out and saids
sIDy are fine brat, insulting school1n
and the children. Pete rep
Far 10y n SSrt you Soor xnow' xCu penSe1
at Anton did with celebrity. his 7
Iusic snip Pc, cont Ike "foreigners" tns
g0od passenger In q cattle ship. SIR
ton qualified for q membership
the P1entywood school board by
tain activities over in North De
before he co1ne 20 P1entywood:
that is anoher story. Great
John, hay.
erve aAna nex+ thing Won %nou.
the school board will have i
Folks picture hung MP in the
al era1 assembly. along side Of
, held Ross's. T'hov yilorid do Polk.
JAN ana ea V e -s = g'aSfeT paris p an
rs of the bOard-s-d ves. yoiau. thai
IN the school l,i house = s-re = mcnu 5
attend You betw
"John, It is TO laff."