Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1932-04-28
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folks, I'm coming" said Peggy
Henderson, 25, as she tripped mer-
rily off the roof of a four-story
building. She hit an electric wire,
bounced and landed standing up.
Doctors could find only a tiny
bruise on her. II got that yester-
day." she explained. They arrested
her for disorderly conduct and
spent hours fixing he lighting
system.
MONTREAL@The coed is Just
a nuisance to DR.. Hamilton Fyfe,
principal of Queens university.
when students leave the class
room now, instead of discussing
the lecture, they pair off and dis
cuss last nights party"
INDEPENDENCE, Kan.-These
"eye specialists had an evil eye
on their patients bankroll. They
visited r. j. Nebusk, 70, and G. w.
Reed, 88, to perform an operation.
Then, according to the aged mems
complaint, they hypnotized their
patients and departed with $1,000
without doing any operating.
MEMPHIS, Tenn.-If there's any
cake for lazy men, w. T. and J..
G. Atwood, twins, take it, says
Police Captain Boyles. He told a
judge he hadn't any complaints
against them except (1) when a
jobless relief committee got them
jobs, they wouldn't work. (2)
When neighbors got them a free
house, they wouldn't move. 90
When w. t. got a dozen gift eggs
he ate half and locked six up so his
IL children wouldn't get them.
P. S. It's the workhouse for them.
MADRID--Jose Maria Mencosy
Reboledo de Palafox, duke of cara
GOA, has a job. He's SPANS fore
most locomotive engineer. He took
the throttle years ago for thrills.
Now he's a republican and works
by necessity. Recently he piloted
President Zamora.
DRACUT, Mass.-Unlike Nero,
Hoseman Armand Beaudry and
Hoseman jeremiah Angluin did not
fiddle, but the results were similar.
Angluin told a judge he was play
ing a hose on a burning house when
up came Beaudry and playfully
turned off the water. When the
fight was over the house wasn't
there.
NEW YORK-Park avenue la
dies are "hitting the dudeen." The
fifth earl of Gosford showed them
his miniature briar pipe-made for
smoking between acts. Now a lot of
women are smoking them.
WASEHINGTON-Take it from
Mrs. Frank Mondell, President
Hoover writes a terrible hand. She
had so much difficulty d~eciphering
a greeting he wrote to the League
of Republican Women that Mrs.
Hoover had to help her out.
WASHINGTON-To prove his
inability to write poetry, Governor
Theodore Roosevelt composed some
blank verse. A quarterly devoted to
poetry published it.
C~ONSTANZA, Rumania-Thou-
sands of quail and pigeons found
a haven from death on the bound
ing pillows. Migrating from Asia
Minor to central Europe, they ere
caught unawares by a cold snap.
Fluttering to the rigging of two
freighters, they rested awhile, then
winged off. The sailors treated
them kindly.
CHICAGO-Nix on the hero
stuff. Policeman Joseph Sychowski
wants a new pair of pants. He cap
tured a runaway balloon after
dashing IL blocks clinging to a
dangling rope. Once or twice during
the chase, he sat down, and that
was hard on the trousers.
KARACHI, India-Shoes two
bits a pair! American factories, dis
posing of surplus stocks 10 years
old, have tons of footwear for la
dies here. Most of them have high
tops.
SHERRIDON, Manitoba-Liz-
zie, a mule, is wise. She refuses to
walk in snow without snowshoes.
Her master, a trapper, taught her
how to use them.
ZAK0PANE, Poland-The sports
mode is gaining concessions from
the clergy. Some churches at win
ter resorts now admit women wear
ing ski-trousers, others bar them,
tho.
VERONA, Italy-Shopping for a
meal like this would be no trouble
at all. A six-course dinner, every