The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-07-20

Cut it thin or cut it thick, Each slice must play its role. z, Baloney, baloney. baloney is our
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 A brilliant man is quickly razzed. Howled down with fiendis],
 slee. They sing the old baloney song. In this land of the free. Not deeds. but words are popular. And friends, lest you forget, Baloney is the staff of life.
 It cashes every bet.
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 The girl who has a shape like an old APPLE tree. wants to stay away from Pine ORCHARD. -,j
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 If you plan to work in boiler factory you might get accustomed to the noise bx riding in a boat with an out board motor.
 0-o--O Tunney is taking the stump for Roosevelt. I hope he won't give the public LONG COUNT.
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 Rooseyelt's first campaign act will be his decision in the Mayor Walker case. And 1t will be the most far reaching of any he'll make between now and election day. a
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 Somebody sent Roosevelt a rab- bits foot. If he ousts Jimmy Walk CT he'll have the tigers tail. ..s.
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 DING, DING V Politics, oh politics, You make me langh, tee, hee, What an awful bunch of suckers The public proves 10 be. 7
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 The. depression !s bringing the doesn't lift pretty soon, everybbdy win be eating oatmeal for break- fast. '. S. < When young fellow sours S UT IAtC AtS 6ChSLdhy o0O " z the fact that some sweet girl has him in a pickle. o-O-o
 If some. people were as strong as their brcaths we'd have a race of giants.
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 AND SO ON uns ~sv, A.,< ,.,,<sf a. eSNntpisSc As your auto speeds along, But If the old roof boasts . hole It proves different song.
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 When a girl wears a black bath ing suit she's pretty and attractive. When she wears loud affair, she's relying on the suit, rather than her beauty to attract attention.
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 Many a bride bakes a cake only to have her husband give 1t a frosting.
 . o--O-o And I :. suppose when the devil finishes a letter. he signs It. Sin cercly.
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 When man. walks chalk line he's merely doing some thing in, crayon. as the artists would say.
 o-O--o The trouble with some people is due, to the fact that they have entirely too much-s
 OVER THE RIVER Cheer up, smile, keep going. There's no use being surly,, And just tO boost you mp, TIT say Do Your Christnnas Shopping
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 A pessimist Is an optimist with a very bad headache.
 F sl1s4yts5 .0--O--o Fs r It was KipIins who wrote 2, about a rag, bone and a hank Of hair. / But 1t took Zcigfeld to glorifyit. <,
 sso--O--Q .st ~European counts to-day can be bought at European discounts. 5l
 fSsT SoS OUT !. He was q pianist, M; .u Her wishes Ile tried to plcase.s But her. heart was locked against Cause ,hc didn't know his keys. ' v GEORGIA F. 6ff -ts,. 0---O-o The United states will eventual ly stump out tnxcs. says a noted economist. Let's start by stamp ing out the increased stamp tax. (. o--O-o s [ If the country should ever TO off the gold, standard it's going to be tough on the gold
 o--o--c, Family connections atstimes are like water connections. pretty ieaky. Sf i.
 When a person orders lamb ehol,a f wonder whether he wnnfs e bite. or q. meal. t4 oL-O--o China ia anxious Co nrect Q slruc. ture in Washington thet will besl repreaent the netiqn. Why not buy the fiat iron building in New York and meve the thing. |. Ns oA-U--o 44A This eoneludes euFfestiar mid. ever finD ana was bros deaat by lhe Wnterbury Evening Democrat, nioncsr Ii1 fhis type ef newepa I,ct verE' we arS slrnlne off nt thll iin,s. so be k6eR on Inc nlr naAIn Iomoriow svsnin'e as the usual "'"' .,, s--o--o.