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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
SORE THROAT

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irritant"-not just a salve-it pene-
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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
Transparent Mar

Doctor-You had better be X
rayed.
Patient-There Is no need for that,
doctor. Get my wife-she is able to
see right through me.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
She Should Worry

81 hear she has a cloudy past"
ooh, WELL she has a sunny pres
ence."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

ECONOMISTS puzzled
K Reed rendering
of wheat bushe The
to Preside
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

top with sweetened whipped cream
and dot with bright jelly or finely
minced preserved cherries.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

girls scattered, but Zenita raided .
vegetable garden and was captured
later in the factory yard.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
Dairy Hints

Forty per cent of the counties in
the United States are now free from
tuberculosis.
Newly freshened cows should not
be fed heavily at first. warm bran
mash is very beneficial Immediately
after freshening. Ground oats, bran,
and oil meal can be fed later.
The Holstein-Friesian World gives
Idaho credit for having nine herds
of Holstein cows. containing total
of 172 head, that are doing herd test
ing. Only five states have more herds
on test and only 10 have more cattle
on test.
If the farmer is to be prosperous he
must keep the soil prosperous. Nature
is one banker that will not grant an
overdraft.
A colony of bees In Butler county,
Pennsylvania, recently made an un-
usual record by producing IS pounds
of honey in one day.
North Dakota has reduced the per-
centage of bovine tuberculosis infected
herds to very low degree and is ex-
pected to qualify for complete accred-
itization within year.
The Jersey breed is often referred
to as the fawn breed, but q per cent
of the registered Jerseys carry some
white color.
One cannot always pick the best
COW by looking at her or by just
glancing into the pail after milk
ing. The only sure way is by testing.
New York state has 41S honor roll
dairy herds in 1881, compared TO 364
for 1890. An honor roll herd Is one
that averaged 800 pounds of fat to the
COW In herd improvement associations.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

Forty per cent of the counties in
the United States are now free from
tuberculosis.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
Evidently Husbands Idea

Allowance is what a husband has to
make for his wife. and what a wife
never makes for her husband.-Ex-
change.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

OF the many human buds but few
ever bloom successfully.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
Query

$50 this is your new building?"
"Yes; setback"
"How much did 1t set you back?"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
Useful Hobby

Say, dad" cried the boy home
from college, II took up horseback
riding, too"
"Fine." replied the father. Now
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

If the farmer is to be prosperous he
must keep the soil prosperous. Nature
is one banker that will not grant an
overdraft.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

A waitress should always wear a
fetching costume.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19
Facet-ious Remark

dcet-IOuS NemdTk
She-You got fooled on this dia-
mond ring.
He-I guess not. know my onions.
She-Maybe-but not your carats.
Boston Transcript.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

you can get a job as mounted pc
liceman If you don't like the office ="
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

A colony of bees In Butler county,
Pennsylvania, recently made an I'M
usual record by producing Is pounds
of honey in one day.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

The Jersey breed is often referred
to as the fawn breed. but q per cent
of the registered Jerseys carry some
white color.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1932-02-19

One cannot always pick the best
COW by looking at her or by just
glancing into the pail after milk
ing. The only sure way is by testing.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
The Firemen's Parade,

The local world and his wife, not to
mention their children, yesterday con-
gregated along Pennsylvania avenue to
witness the annual f1remen's parade,
and their enthusiasm was well reward
ed 1t was a fine show, and a great
success.
Perhaps the educational value of
these yearly professions has not been
adequately recognized. Insurance COM
panies and public authorities for dec
AIDES have urged the necessity for in
telligent popular consideration of the
fire problem, and statistics have been
published to demonstrate the vast eco
nomic loss which fires in town and
country cause
But the parade dramatizes the propa-
ganda against the ancient enemy. The
spectacle makes real to the people the
danger Of conflagrations and the utility
of the organization of society against
the peril.
Obviously, there are two ways to re-
odSS CAAS Sooe Va lAlC, d4lu Gltc PAL dUe
floats and banners stressed both meth
DDS. Firstly, fires can be prevented;
secondly, when they do occur they can
be controlled. Citizens of today and
of tomorrow, watching the demonstra-
ton. must have received q useful lesson
in the business Of guarding against fire
risk and Of preventing the spread of
blazes already begun.
The parade had other values also.
1t was a cooperative enterprise, and It
proved the effectiveness OF co-opera-
tive methods. 1t was q manifestation
Of social fellowship and solidarity. 1t
was an expression, too, of civic pride
and responsibility. 1t was evidence of
the power of the people to make prog
ress in the face of difficulties, indus
trial and economic. 1t was an example
Of popular patriotism. 1t was a ges-
ture of the courageous American spirit,
a glimpse of the soul of the people.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
Reverse English in India.

One of the consistent practices of
British craftsmanship is a readiness to
retrace its steps and alter its course If
experience teaches the wisdom of back
tracking. The imperial government at
London has just exemplif1ed the theory
that discretion Is the better part Of
statecraft as well as of valor by an
nouncing the convening of a second
round-table conference on India.
The Earl of Willingdon, viceroy of
India, informed the Legislative Assem-
bly, at Delhi yesterday that the new
round table would be assembled in Lon
don in November. To 1t the British
government proposes to invite a small
body OF representatives of the Indian
states and British India to confer with
the imperial authorities lin an earnest
attempt to reach an agreement con-
sistent with the declared policy of his
majesty's government on important
questions still remaining to be decided" !"
The significant feature of this an
nouncement is that it completely re-
verses the position proclaimed by Sir
Samuel Hoare, secretary of state for
India, at the end Of June. The whole
Indian situation was profoundly dis
turbed on that occasion by his promul-
CATION of a new procedure for the In
dian constitutional reforms. Sir SAM
uel declared there must be no more
conferences or committees" and out
lined . speedier process. Speed was te
be achieved by the drafting Of reform
,.-s-rs --s-4-- .x
Evening star., 1932-09-06

preoccupied, however. with the struggle
Of his own people to reform their des-
tinies. His course was conservative in
the face OF disorder and lawlessness,
and in 1892 he was driven from France
as q traitor to the Revolution. For
five ensuing years he was a prisoner
in Prussian and Austrian fortresses,
and freedom came only with the treaty
Of Campo Formio in which Napoleon
stipulated for his release.
Returning to France in 1899, he mildly
opposed his imperial benefactor, up
holding his convictions of liberal repub-
licanism against the rising tide Of mill
tant autocracy. His influence was not
great until after Napoleons defeat at
Waterloo. Then he became more active
and effective, and degree Of success
was granted him in his endeavor to aid
France back to normal stability and
social health.
The crowning incident of his life was
his last visit to the United States. He
spent fourteen happy months touring
the new Nation and viewing its prog
ress. Old comrades entertained him,
and wherever he went he was a popular
idol
The last nine years of his life he sat
in the Chamber of Deputies. an elder
statesman in whose heart the love of
constitutional liberty still burned high.
He died in Paris on May 20, 1884,
mourned by all classes in both the
lands he had served.
Honoring La Fayette the United
States honors all the brave and good
men who rallied from foreign climes to
the support of embattled freedom In
the Western world. Their names are
legion, but they are gratefully remem-
bered by the inheritors of their ideals,
the people Of every race and national
origin who constitute the America of
today.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
Memher of the Associated Press.
Roosevelt's Western Tour.

A week hence Gov. Franklin D. Roose-
Welt will be off on his swing around the
Western circle. His itinerary, which is
iust announced, covers 5000 miles,
touches seventeen States, with twenty
stops and provisions for three major
speeches. There will probably be nu-
merous short talks at stopping places
along the way. The first Of the three
major speeches will be delivered at
topeka, the second at Portland and the
third at Sioux City. Thus Kansas,
Oregon and Iowa will be the points at
which the Governors heaviest cam
paign artillery will be fired.
An urgent political necessity conpeis
this arduous undertaking. Gov. Roose-
welt is not personally well known in the
West. He must win the West to win the
election. He must carry erstwhile Re
publican States to gain the verdict in
November. To do that he must show
himself there and must speak directly
to the people of those States. Radio will
help him to reach the people of all parts
of the country with his voice on the
broad questions Of the campaign, but he
must demonstrate his physical fitness
II he Is to allay the apprehensions re-
garding his health which Enthusiastically
prevail in many parts of the country.
This necessity involves certain de-
gree of risk that cannot be ignored. Mr..
Roosevelt is suffering today from the
after effects of disease which left him
partially crippled. In all but the powers
Of locomotion he Is unimpaired. His
mind is vigorous and alert, and his gen.
eral health, as the term goes, Is excel
lent. But the question which his friends.
are asking with concern now is whether
he can stand the strain Of so lengthy a
tour, with its numerous stops, its pres
sure Of reception and welcome, its ex-
citement and its incessaht speechmak-
ing. an ordeal from which the. strongest
Of men shrink.
Everything possible WIN, Of course, be
done to ameliorate the hardshipS OF
high-pressure campaigning on this
cross-continent basis. Likewise avery
thing will be done to lessen the possi-
bility of political mishaps, SUCH as meet
ing the wrong people, or not meeting the
right people, or saying the wrong thing.
or not saying the right thing. Gov:
Roosevelt himself has q fair. for fric-
tionless campaign endeavor. He Is in
deed, temperamentally fitted to receive
and wear the title WHICH he. bestowed
upon another eminent Democrat few
year ago, that Of Happy Warrior" If
he can continue to be happy while un-
der the stress of this long. hot. hectic
and nerve-straining campaign tour he
will lessen for himself the burden which
It imposes.
Evening star., 1932-09-06

bill bearing the imperial governments
approval and subsequently to be sub
mitted to parliament for passage, where
upon all matters left in q state of dis
agreement by the 1887 conference would
be handed over for settlement to the
round tables Consultative Committee"
The Indian response to Sir Samuel
Hoare's pronouncement was highly en-
barrassing to London. The Indian mod
crates registered their Indignation and
disapproval through Sir Tel Bahadur
Sapru, who had rendered effective serv-
ice as conciliator and who, with thir-
teen fellow members, resigned In pro-
test from the Consultative Committee.
The greatly respected Srinivasa Sastri,
whose activities at the Washington arms
conference in 1922 are well remem-
bered here, branded the Hoare proposal
as betrayal" The net result was to
destroy the practical usefulness Of the
Consultative Committee.
Viceroy Willingdon's statement at
Delhi on Monday indicates that Britain
is now singing in different key, and
recognizes the folly of forcing consti-
tutional reforms upon India without at
least one more attempt to fashion them
at round table 1.-The object of the
new conference" he states, will be to
arrive at an agreement upon as large a
number of points as possible" This pro-
cedure marks drastic departure from
the program projected two months ago
to proceed with Indian reforms by a
single bill formulated and enacted in
London without further regard to In
dian susceptibilties and objections.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
La FaYette.

Today is the one hundred and seven
ty-fifth anniversary of the birth of
Marie Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert
du Motier, Marquis de la Fayette,
French soldier and statesman, the great
and good friend of American inde-
pendence.
He was born on September 6, 1857,
at the Chateau of Chavaniac, in Au-
vergne, scion Of an ancient and noble
family. Early left an orphan, he was
q handsome, talented and wealthy
youth, intending a military and diplo-
matte career, when the report Of the
outbreak of the struggle in America
came to him. "At the first news of
this quarrel" he later wrote in his
memoirs, my heart was enrolled IN It"
The young captain of dragons sought
out the American agent Silas Deane, in
Paris, and an arrangement soon was
made whereby he was to enter the Co.
lonial Army as a major general. Just
when he was planning to sail, rumors
of disasters to American arms were re-
ceived. and his friends united to dis
suade him from departing. Even Ben
iamin Franklin sought TO restrain his
ardor. The King definitely refused
him permission to leave. the country.
La Fayette escaped in disguise. He
landed at Georgetown, S. c., and pro-
ceeded to Philadelphia With all possible
dispatch.
His first battle was that OF the
Brandywine, September II, .l777, and
he was wounded on the field. Recov-
ering, he participated in the retreat
from Barren Hill, the battle of Mon
mouth and other engagements anc
maneuvers. Early in 1878 he returned
to France to aid the American cause
there. He was back in the United
States in time to take part in the cam
paign which terminated with the sur
render of Lord CORVALLIS at Yorktown
Again in France, he labored to protec
the fruits of victory and the conquest
OF freedom. In 1874 he revisited tn
United States as the honored guest o
the. Nation.
American interests did not fade from
his mind during the period OF tn
French Revolution and the reign Q
Napoleon, Bonaparte. He was 1rgel
ft-ssS
Evening star., 1932-09-06
Forces at Business Farley
Give Hope of Efficient Move

action well safeguarded against error"
The Roanoke Times remarks that 'the
conference Is expected to be of material
value in forwarding the work of in
dustrial and financial rehabilitation.
The Rochester Times Union observes
that 'it seems likely that recovery will
be greatly stimulated" while the Mil
waukee Sentinel AYERS that "the en-
couraging signs that Mr.. Hoover dwelt
upon certainly justified his belief that
the worst of the depression is over"
The Houston Chronicle offers the judg-
ment: I'VE need not think that the
business leaders can go back home and
Immediately set industries humming
and put millions of men to work. But
We can hope that the conference will
SO inspire them, will so impress them
with their duty to the Nation in the
present situation, that they will the
more determinedly seek every oppor-
tunity for an increase of activities. Each
such increase means a corresponding
increase somewhere else. and SO on in
an endless circle. Enough such increases
Will assure us greatly improved condi-
tions. II the leaders now at Washing
ton can give each other suficient as
surance that each will do his part, prob
ably all will have the faith to 90 for
ward. AT least we must hope so.'
X \
ut need hardly be said," thinks the
Akron Beacon Journal, that the aver
age ndustrialist needs little spur from
washington to try to get business and
industry back on an even keel. They
have been at this endeavor for near
three years, and whatever improvement
the situation really shows Is due to their
patient effort" The Asbury Park Press.
advising that "it Is too early to pass
upon the results" feels, however. that
the Nation Is anxious to support any
effort that implies constructive action
rather than promising words" The
Dayton Daily News observes 4seak
memories OF other prophecies" and
ADDS: He who sees prosperity just
around the corner viii finally, :. -
Keeps on predicting, hit upon the fact"
Inc charleston Evening Post comments:
II, as the President insists, the Sec
ondary and worst phase of the depres-
sion came from conditions develoning
In Europe, wholly beyond our control
may it not be possible that the ending
OF the depression-if the depression is
ending-comes from a like source? The
European nations have not been idle"
X X
What will be remembered" saws the
Birmingham Age-Herald. sis owen
Young's humanizing of the problem of
economic rehabilitation. His appeal for
more jobs as the means of saving family
lie went to the root of things" The
topeka Daily Capital concludes: while
nothing OF this extensive kind has ever
oeen undertaken by the Government in
business depressions, it is not In fact a
government undertaking, but Is under
private direction and operation. So far
as conditions permit, it should facili-
tate recovery. But fundamentally it is
predicted upon belief that recovery Is
started and conditions therefore favor It,
Evening star., 1932-09-06
Poor City Planning.

The cellars around Fifth and In
graham streets northwest were flooded
again last night because the sewer sys-
tenn could not take care of the tre-
mendous load brought on by the storm
Property was damaged and citizens Of
the neighborhood were seriously incon-
venienced. Two persons were caught
in an automobile at the intersection
and actually had to swim for their lives,
the water coming within a few feet of
the top of the machine.
How is such wretched condition to
be explained? Who is to blame for it
and what is the remedy?
Original blame probably lies with
poor city planning. Fifth and Ingraham
streets forms the low point of natural
drainage pocket, fourteen feet below
gravity outlets for storm water. All
intefsecting streets descend to this cor
ner. Five or six years ago large real
estate development began with the de-
nuding of territory to the east, over a
large area, Of all vegetation. Trees
were cut down and the first storm
brought not only floods, but such guam
titles Of silt from the barren land that
the Sewer Department had q hard time
keeping the pipes open. A growth Of
weeds, and the building of houses, has
helped to correct the situation in part.
When the area is eventually built up,
conditions will be a little better. But
the fault of grading streets and allow
ing creation of the pocket at Fifth and
Ingraham streets in the first place may
prevent any real remedy for some years
to come.
In 1929 the citizens Of the neighbor-
hood sent petitions to the District
Building complaining Of the hazard to
property created by the inadequate
sewerage facilities. The 1882 appro-
priation bill carried an item for con-
struction Of a spur to the nine-foot
sewer-a sewer so large that an auto
mobile can be driven through it-which
passes under Fifth and Ingraham
streets. The spur line runs from Fifth
and Jefferson streets to Fifth and Ingra-
ham, and 1t was hoped that this would
intercept enough storm water to prevent
the serious condition at the latter
corner If 1t were not for these sewers
Fifth and Ingraham would be the deep
point of large lake. As it is, the lake
occurs only during heavy storm.
While remedies are under study at
the District Building, the only solution
that now suggests itself Is the construc-
ton of another sewer directly West
from this point to Rock Greek. That
would be very expensive job, as the
excavations would reach depth Ct
fifty feet. It Is uncertain when the Dis
trict can afford the work. When it is
undertaken 1t should be part Of pro-
gram to separate storm and regular
sewers into two distinct systems
throughout the whole Piney Branch
Valley area, ridding Rock Creek of the
noisome waste deposited there now.
The sewer department foresaw and
protested the conditions that now exist
at Fifth and Ingraham streets, but so
many municipal agencies are involved
with responsibility that the protest was
without avail. Property holders in the
vicinity, who pay taxes for adequate
municipal services, should protest long
and loudly until the relief to which they
are entitled is forthcoming.
Evening star., 1932-09-06

There was handsome greeting for Gov
Ritchie during the Labor day parade
westward along Pennsylvania avenue
The Governor responded with as much
smiling geniality as If he had not re-
Gently experienced Slight disappoint-
ment in his prospect for going the same
course next Spring In an inaugural
procession.
Evening star., 1932-09-06

The movie magnate who contemplates
giving employment to Mayor Walker is
an expert Snowman and confident of
his ability to find suitable setting for
a popular comedian who has developed
tendency to tragic demonstration,
Evening star., 1932-09-06

There Is complaint as to the cost of
living in France in spite of that nations
abundance Of gold. The situation may
be comparable to that of the hungry
miner who had nugget as big as his
fist and wished he could trade 1t for a
potato.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PHILANDER JOHNSON,
The Old Fire Horse,

The Old Fire Horse.
Old Tom, the fire horse, stepped along,
A picture from another day;
As proud as when he heard the gong
That told of danger and dismay.
We who were crowded in the street
Lifted full many a welcoming cry
And hastened joyously to greet
The hero Of a day gone by.
Evening star., 1932-09-06

Some conservative Democrats will be
less moved by the fear that Tammany
will get rid of Roosevelt than by the
hope that Roosevelt will get rid OF
Tammany.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
1t All Depends.

From the Fort Worth star-TeIegram.
If he Is our candidate and he gives
an evasive answer we applaud him as
being too smart to get caught. If he
is the other candidate he is too tricky
to deserve election.
Evening star., 1932-09-06

One Of the serious objections to war
is that the veterans often acquire a
rough vocabulary and come home with
an inclination to use it in politics.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
The Real Question.

From the Nashville Banner.
An inquiring soul wants to know why
salt Is added to ice to freeze ice cream.
We aren't as much interested In that
as In why salt Is SO frequently added 70
the iee cream itse6 a..-.--.----.--..
Evening star., 1932-09-06
Ottawa Competition.

From the Waterbury Democrat
The Imperial British Conference at
Ottawa will probably be able to cook
up few things as bad for American
business as our Congress could.
Evening star., 1932-09-06
Chilean Students.

From the Louisville Courier journal
A student strike in Chile has caused
the government to declare martial law.
Evidently they were burning the mid
night oil after 1t had been poured on
buildings.