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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17

DEAR TRIBUNE READERS:
The well-known etymologist, Noah
Webster, famous as author Of 1.-THE
Unabridged" never attended a circus.
Had he gone to the circus or even
the sideshow am sure he would
never have made that dreadful error
which mars Chapter XIX Of his
magnus opus, for he would have dis
covered that Somersault Is not a
flying leap In the air in which a COM
plete revolution of the body is exc
cuted. That Is an air spring, If I
ever saw a circuS-and I have never
missed one for less than a funeral In
the family. A somersault Is nothing
of the kind.
incidentally, any reader who con-
suits Webster for advice about somer-
saults may sue Webster for any acct
dents which may befall. do not ad-
wise anyone to turn air springs before
breakfast. have never approved of
this habit Of running to eminent
specialists; I have always urged read
ers to leave everything to the family
doctor. If the doctor can't handle it,
he will suggest a competent special
list. People who take filters at spec
ialistS on their own must stand the
consequence.
More Child's Play
Any child will show you how to roll
somerSaults on the floor. You squat
down on hands and toes, place your
head on q pillow or rug or mattress
on the floor, place your hands on the
floor few inches behind the plane
Of your face, give good push, curl
up tightly, and over you go.
The stars will come out to greet
you. The chairs and pictures and
things will dance around in glee; your
supper will heave, perhaps. But never
mind. That all goes to prove how
badly you needed this very treat
ment.
Doctors say this and that remedy
is indicated" under such and such
circumstances. Here are the indica-
tons for six somersaults every night
and every morning:
1-Autointoxication from intestinal
stasis.
2Constipation.
3-Difficult digestion, with flatu-
lence (gas).
Poor circulation, especially cold
feet.
Shallow complexion and so-called
"liver spots"
eMenstrual difficulties and irreg-
ularities of women.
1.-THE blues, sometimes called
"splanchnic neurasthenia."
How It's Done
At first blush, taking six rolls on
the floor before breakfast in the
morning and before retiring at night.
may seem silly. The more of an old
fossil one is, the sillier it seems. It is
far cry from our dignity-and dig
nifty is what makes us grow old young.
In the abdominal cavity and the
lower part of the thoracic cavity are
innumerable blood vessels capable of
holding more than one-fourth of the
entire mass of blood in the body.
This is the great splanchnic pool,
which, in persons with too much dig
nifty, as in women who wear corsets
to hold them up. is likely to be stag
nant.
Somersaults stir up this stagnant
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17

the Lys salient, but Military experts
predicted that the next German Of.
tensive would come in the Chemin
des Danes sector, held by the French,
where they would try to drive . wedge
between the British and French
armies.
French and American troops In
large numbers were being held In re-
serve behind this sector.
Soviet troops recaptured Baku from
the Turks after fierce skirmish.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
Tit, Tat, Toe
Devils Lake JOurnal)

The Minnesota situation represents
primary elections at their worst. The
efforts Of the legislature to gerry
mander the congressional districts at
the expense of Minneapolis resulted
in a veto by Governor Olson. which
has recently been upheld by the
United States supreme court. The
result is that there are no congress
sioual districts in Minnesota and the
nine congressman are to be elected at
large. For these positions, SO candi-
dates have filed. OF this number. IS
will appear on the Republican ballot,
80 seek Farmer-Labor endorsement,
and % will run as Democrats.
It is obvious that with such mass
of candidates, in addition to the large
number who are seeking state, legis-
lative, and local office, few voters will
be sufficiently acquainted with the
names to vote intelligently. This Is
particularly dangerous to the present
congressman. They may be well and
favorably known in their own dis
tricts, but they may be almost en-
tirely unknown throughout the rest
of the state. Sensing this situation,
many men having a statewide &C
quaintance have entered the race.
These include former governors j. A.
A. Burnquist and Theodore Christian
son, former senator Magnus johnson,
Ray P. Chase, formerly state auditor
and Republican candidate for gov
ernor two years ago, mad N. j. Holm
berg. and Henry Rines.
Several of the candidates have Pc
culiar interest to North Dakotans.
Outstanding among these is A. G.
Townley, the founder of the Nonpart-
isan League, who is seeking nomina-
ton on the Farmer-Labor ticket. Two
years ago, Mr.. Townley tried unsuc-
cessfully to gain the Republican en-
dorsement in the third district Of
North Dakota. This year he has
adopted new state and new party.
Henry G. Teigan, who also seeks
Farmer-Labor support, will be re-
membered as one of Mr.. Townley's
lieutenants in the early days of the
League. Arthur r. Smythe, formerly
q local lawyer but now practicing in
Duluth, is seeking nomination on the
Democratic ticket. Laura e. Naplin.
one Of the four women seeking a con-
gressional nomination, Is the widow
Of o. A. Naplin, graduate Of the
University Of North Dakota. e. G..
Quamme, who seeks Democratic en-
dorsement, Is also q former resident
Of this state.
Some humor has been injected into
the campaign. j. Adam Bede, q mem
Der Of congress many years ago. Is
seeking nomination Is q Farmer-La-
Dor candidate. In by gone days, Mr..
Bede was noted humorist. Evident
~ he has not lost his sense Of humor
and It should enliven the campaign.
One Of his opponents will be r. H.
Shoemaker, who has heretofore served
. prison sentence. At first the secre-
tary Of state was inclined to refuse
TO accept his filing, but the attorney
general held that conviction Of q fell
ony was not . disqualification for a
congressman.
Voting long primary ballot and
marking names by q tit, tat, toe
method Is not altogether satisfactory.
The rest Of the Northwest will join
with Minnesota in hoping for the
best.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
U. s. TROOPS ON FRONT

On May II, 1918, it was announced
that American troops had taken over
British positions in Picardy, where
German activity had been greatest
since the beginning Of the great Of
fensive on March Al.
German gunfire was increased In
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
BEGIN HERE TODAY

SUSAN CAREY IL in love with
BOB DUNBAR. millionaire's SON.
DENISE ACkROYD. society girl,
tries to break mp the attachment
and succeeds mt a house party
which she gives. ERNEST HEATH,
Susan's employer. happens to he
passing when Susan and Bob
quarrel and takes her home. His
wife threatens to sue for alfena.
ton of his affections hut changes
her mind when JACK WARING.
r;m1n:,. pr1ssee' an IL
merry. stenographer in the next
once, confides to Susan her dis.
tress ON hearing that "SkY"
WEBB has married another girl.
ben and Susan quarrel on Christ.
ma. eve over some flowers Heath
ise. learns Of her interference in
Susnn's affairs. Heath asks Su.
san to be his wife when his d..
vorce becomes finnl. She hesi-
tates. Her aunt undergoes q serl-
Gus operation and Susan decides
to marry him for the sake Of &c.
curity.
CHAPTER XXXIV
CUSAN'S engagement had not
been announced since neither
she nor Heath desired the pub
licity but 1t was a definite engage
ment just the same. Aunt Jessie,
home from the hospital, had been
told of it. She had met Ernest
Heath and had grudgingly liked
him although she had grumb led at
the idea of their marriage.
II never thought to see you
marry divorced man." she
mourned. Especially someone so
much older. Not that he isn't q
fine man. Anyone with half an
eye can see that. It just don't
seem right"
The starched nurse Heath had
insisted upon providing for the
convalescent hustled into the
room then and Aunt Jessie fell
silent. The plan was that on the
following day Aunt Jessie was to
90 to Florida in the nurses charge.
The marriage would take place the
following month.
1T don't seem right" Aunt
Jessie went on when the nurse
had disappeared, ito accept 50
much from = perfect stranger"
Hes not . perfect stranger -
Susan said. laughing, and then
wondered II she had really spoken
the truth. It had been strange
and dimcult for her to call her
employer Ernest. She had finally
managed It 40 she had learned
also to like and admire the slim,
quiet. aristocratic man whom she
had promised to marry. There
was no time for regret. The die
had been cast. Heath had thought
It unsuitable for her to continue
working IN the ONCE so she was At
home.
Time for your nap" she re-
minded the invalid.
Aunt Jessie grumbled. II de-
clare ! never Erected to see the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
J n Real Hero

Risking ones Me In = brief and
vallant gesture isn't half e. hard g
being consistently brave over Pc
lfiod Of weeks. Perhaps this = why
I'm unknown 12-year-old Eskimo boy
Is being acclaimed . hero today.
|. not yesy jong go . sledSs pulled
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
The following letter has been

The following letter has been
received from DR.. Brady with a
request that we pass it on to
Tribune readers: It looks like
great stuff, it gives the inside
dope on your insides which some
times work better when they are
upside down. But the letter speaks
for itself. Here 1t is:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, M. D.

Signed letters pertaining health and hygiene disease
diagnosis Brady stamped
addressed Letters should
ink No reply be made queries not conforming
Address Dr. William Brady in of this newspaper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-05-17
Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend OF thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with Tho Tribune's policies.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
RED DEVILS OF
 SARANAC LAKE
 WON THE RACE
Henry Honnburger's Team Won the F0ur.BOb Sled
 Crown and Became North American Champs

Lake Placid, N. Y. i. STcb 1e--- k FfUP)---fenry@-f1o mburger'ssrccka less Saranac red devils, runners up in the olympic championships yesterday, won the North America four-man bobsled crown to-day when they twice streaked down the icy chute of the Mt Van Hoe weinberg run in tho total time of 3:48.34. Second place went to Lieutenant Alexander Papana of Rumania, with time of 3:51.31. The Rumanian No. l, was the only foreign team entered.
 Third place went to Lake Placid Athletic club, Hubert Stevens, driver, with time of 3:51.69 and fourth to Hubert's brother. Ray. who piloted the l.. P. A. C. blue comet down for total of 3:55.95. Fifth and final place went to Har- ry Grayson Martins black streak, with q total time for the two heats of 4:0O.17. Lieutenant Papana made the best time of the day for q single lap when he rockcted down the run on his second trip in 1:53.01, just a shade more than a second slower than Homburger's worlds mark. s
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
RUSSIA BEGINS
 TO REINFORCE
 AT MANCHURLA
Japan Has No Objection Some Chinese Leaders Are With Japan in the Mukden Sector

Tokio, Feb 1G-(UP)-- Soviet Russia Is reinforcing garrisons on the Manchurian border, possibly for protection of Russian interests in Manchuria. the government was informed today.
 An official announcement said the information came from q un- disclosed European capital.
 It was said that Japan has no objection to such q move by the Soviets. Russian A m b s sador Troyanowsky said the reports were unfounded.
 Although Japan has not replied to a Soviet proposal for a non aggression pact made by Foreign Commissar Maxim LitvinoT when Japanese Foreign Minister Kenki- chi was in Moscow cn route to Tokio from Paris, relations be- tween Japan and Russia have not been outward1y strained by the Manchurian situation.
 The Russians agreed that if the Chinese, as half owners of the Chinese Eastern railway. were willing. Japan could transport troops over the railway by paying for the transportation of each man, as Japan offered to do.
 Russia expressed fear that white (Czarlst) Russians at Harbin would make that city headquarters fol plots against the Soviets after the Japanese entered the city. Japan however, gave every assurance tha' Russian interests there and 1T
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
United States Not Satisfied With The
 Apology Of Japan
Attack Upon Our Vice COn- sul Not Yet Closed Says State Dept-This Coun- try Will Give Every As- sistance to League of Nations
By JOSEPH II. BAIRD United Press Stan COrrcspondcnt)

Washington, Feb 16--(UP)-- Expressions of regret by the Jap anese consul at Shanghai to the American consul have not closed the incident arising from the ar- tack of Japanese guards upon American Vice Consul Arthur Ringwalt at Shanghai last Wednes- day. state department officials said to-day.
 American Consul Cunningham at Shanghai cabled the state depart ment to-day that the Japanese consul had made expressions of regret to him.
 At the state department 1t was said that Secretary of State Stim- son still had the case under con- sidcration. It was intimated, but not stated dcnnitely, that the United States might carry the mat ter further.
 The United States, without bind- ing itself to any specific course of action, has given League of Na- tions members new and vigorous assurance of cooperation to restore peace in the Far East.
 These assurances, conveyed on the eve of the league councils meeting to renew its struggle with the far eastern problem. arc cS- pected to encourage the Geneva body
 Due 10 the potential peril to Americans in the Yangtze valley should the Chinese army be driven northward, Consul General Gun ningham at Shanghai has ordered
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
Inner Circle of Leaders Is Very Much Divided The Foanling Glass Is Keeping Some of Them Awake at Night, But Not Because They Have Been Hitting Beverage
DRYS FEAR VETS
 WILL SPLIT PARTY
By RAYMOND CHAPTER Copyright, 1882, By United Press

Washington, Feb 1s-UP) The inner leadership of the re7 publican party is seriously divided over prohibition.
 But unlike their democratic contemporaries, when republicans fall out they issue no statements.
 For the first time In three presi- dential campaigns, this trouble some specter of the foaming glass of beer threatens to thrust It's un- welcome presence into n repubf- can national convention. These differences, being important. have in true republican style been con- fined to whispers.
 One of tho most prominent re- publican drys in the party said privately and in low conversation made on the convention floor to 1n6ne on the convention floor to commit the republicans to a ref erendum.
 Raymond Pitcairn of Philadel- phia, representing. he said. q group of anti-prohibitlon republicans. has just warned national leaders that sorne prominent contributors plan 10 Nive their money to the demo- crnts because of the prohibition is- sue. s5s,
 National. Chairman Fcss said that to answer the warning would only stir up controversy.
 It is significant that the treas. urer of the republican national
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
SHIPMENTS OF
 NEWSPRINT HAS
 MUCH DECREASED
They Were Above PrOduC- tiOn, But the Total Out put Was Much Lower This Year

New York. Feb 1G.-- (UP)-Al- though shipments of newsrrint from United States and Canadian mills during January held slightly above production. the total out put of the manufacturing units during January showed a substan- tial decrease from January. 103i. the News Print Service bureau said to-day.
 Total output of newsprlnt in both countries during the month was 265,568 tons, compared with 284,- 267 tons in January. 1881. United States produced 04,247. tons against 101,194 tons in January. 1881 and the Canadian output dropped from 1S3,073 tons in January, 1881, to 171.321 tons in January. 1892.
 The bureau stated they will no longer give capacity figures and operating percentages for the newsprint industry, as such figures no longer coincide with the facts of operation.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
DE VALERA MAY
 OVERTHROW THE
 COSCRAVEPARTY
His Strong Backing in Rural Districts May Make Him a Winner of Election To-day

Dublin, Irish Free state. Feb 1C De Valera's Elan na Fail party with It's tremendous strength in the rural districts may overthrow President William Y. Cossrave and his government par lament (Dail) majority in to-day's general election. The weather was foggy and frosty when the polls opened. It was expected that the rural vote might be somewhat reduced, but both sides were con. fident. And a De Valera victory is believed to mean moro trouble for Great Britain.
 Violence marked the closing hours of the pre-election battle. Hidden aSsassins waylaid James Ennis, 0 government candidate, yesterday and fired two shots at him. The assassination Sunday of Patrick Reynolds, government candidate from Sligo Leitrim, and McGeehan, a detective. has result cd in dispatch of troops to many electoral areas to ensure peaceful polling. De Valera. republican leader, has made Ireland's com plete Independence from the Brit ish crown the outstanding issue in the campaign. Cosgrave stands for allegiance to England.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
ROMANCE UNDER BIC TOP TURNS
 INTO WEDDING

Calexico. Calf. February 16 --- (UP) - A romance that began under a circus "big top" culmlnat- ed today in tho honeymoon of Tom Mix. cowboy film star. and Mabel Hubbel, circus aerlallst, after n surprise wedding yesterday. Mix. 52. and Miss Hubbell. 2S. were married across the border by Gen. eral Juan N. vasquez in the pres ence of Mix's daughter. Thomasina. and Mir and Mrs Monte Blue.
 The couple met when both were playing with the Sells Floto cir- GUS. They admitted today 1t was a case of Hove nt first sight"
 The wedding had been planned at Yuma. Arix. to escape the Call fornia three-day marriage license law. but the couple suddenly changed plans and had . Mexican ceremony.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16

New York, Feb 16.--(UP)-Two sea going buddies with high-fying ideas scheduled to come up Tor court martial to-day in the Brook lyn Navy Yard on charges Of de- sertion. They went A. W. 0. l.. when their ship the U. s. s. Louls- vile. sailed for Guantanamo Bay. Cuba, two weeks ago., They plan ned to hop across tho Atlantic in q secondhand plane.
 Neither gob Is q licensed pilot. Their plans. strictly on the quiet were: To take.on early yesterday. to follow the 10th Meridian to Portugal to win more glory for the navy, and so justify the trust their shipmates on the Louie" had shown by contributing $500 toward the flight.
 Their plane was wheeled out of the hangar. or they started with Frank Cushing. 27, of sos Colum- bis street. seattles Wash. at the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
BOMB FOUND IN ST PETERS
 BASILICA PROVED TO BE DUD
 THAT COULD DO LITTLE HARM

Vatican City, Feb 1G--CUP)-A bomb found at St Peters Basilica and exploded without damage. was regarded to-day as q protest against tho reconciliation of the church and fascist state rather than an attack to injure Pope Plus xI. or anyone else.
 The bomb was not loaded with high explosive.
 Reports that the bomb had been discovered after receipt Of | cabled "tip" from America. were denied at the Vatican. The heavy package containing the explosive was discovered Saturday during nightly inspection of St Peters by sextons and Papal gendarmes. It was placed in a Vatican fountain to soak.
 The bomb was found between the paws Of an ornamental Hon forming part of a monument to Pope Innocence XI, about 70 yards
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
PRISON GUARDS OF RHODE ISLAND
 BADLY INJURED
Two of Them Crashed Their Auto Against Parked Car and Both Are in Serious Condition

Cranston. R. l., Feb 16-(UP)--- Two guards attached to Rhode Island, state prison wore injured critically early to-day when their light roadster sideswiped a parked machine and crashed into a teie- graph pole. James J. Wall and John T. Isaacson. the injured men. were taken to St Joseph's hospital in Providence. where names of both were placed on the danger list. They suffered severe head wounds and possible internal tn- jurIes. Walls condition was the graver. Both men 1.-Two in Crans- ton and are about 38 years old.
 Their roadster sideswlped car owned by Fred Lynch of Cranston. Lynch had motor trouble and had walked to a diner to telephone for a mechanic. Returning to his ma chine, he discovered the accident and summoned Cranston police Wall and Isaacson were dazed but not unconscious when .extricated from the wreckage. A .3s calibre revolver was caught in Walls arm pit and police. believing the guards might be bandits. first took them to CranstoD police station. There. Dr Daniel .. Latham exam ined the men. found that they were hurt seriously. and ordered them taken to the hospital.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
IDIOT BABY IN
 NEW HAVEN FOR EXAMINATION
Dr. Phelps of Yale Medical Center Will Study the Baby for Some Time

New Haven. Conn. Feb 1G.-- (UP)-Diana Moore. mentally stunted New York baby whose mother considered an operation on q 1000-to-1 chance of restoring her sanity, has been brought to Yalcs medical center for study, the United Press learned to-day. Dr Winthrop w. Phelps of Yale medical school, an outstanding or thopedic surgeon, authorized an- nouncement he had undertaken study of the child yesterday. No further information is available at this time," bis secretary said.
 Dr Phelps was understood to be studying the possibility of applying orthopedic. or corrective, surgery to the child'y case. He Is chief of the orthopedic service of New Haven hospital and associate pro- lessor of orthopedics In Yale medical school. with which the hospital and the institute of hu- man relations are associactd.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
TWO SAILOR BUDDIES TRIED TO LINDBERGHS BUT THEY
 LANDED ONLY IN THE BRIG

| controls. Andrews Soos, 22. of 80 Armor estreet Fairfield. Conn, was in the rear of the cabin with q stack of maps and charts spread out before him. The airplane careened craziIy in the take-off-- the only flying either had done be- fore was as aerial photographers and skidded off the concrete run- away. One landing wheel was smashed.
 Well that's that" said Cush- ing as he climbed out. They can't say we didn't try"
 "Those sailors on the Louisville gambled on us and we had to go to bat" said Soos.
 So ended the classic flight across the. Atlantic. Tho two gobs still owe $10 on the airplane. They had 80 cents between them when fhey landed---in the brig. T guess we arc little goofy about flying" said Gushing.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-02-16
STAGE HAS
 LOST ONE
 MORE STAR
Mrs Minnie Maddern Fiske Died Yesterday Almost Unheralded-Had Made Her Name Famous

New York, Feb 1G--tUP)--Mrs Minnie Maddern Fiske, the famous Mercy Baxter and Becky of the American stage, died almost unher- aided in a little Long Island village yesterday. Her husband, Harris Grey Fiske, announced to- day the deaht of the famous actress whose roles ran from fun to funeral, when he had the body removed to New York undertaking esta blishment. She died at the home of friend whose name was not divulged. Her death in Hollis. Queens, was In keeping with her desire for a lack of publicity. In her later years gncc she gave up her stage activi- ties she had summed the public notice that was hers for more than 50 years of her life.
 There will be no public funer- ap'. Fiske said to-day in announc- irg her death. Mrs F'iske left definite instructions with me long
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