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had, wait until you've seen me in

bad, wait until you've seen me in
Hamlet"
Wherewith, he invited the audience
to 60 on stage and help themselves
to the property beer used in "Ten
Nights in a Barroom." The ermined
ladies had the time of their lives.
Everyone from AL Smith to Police
Commissioner Mulrooney made rush
for the stage. A few days later AL
gave q party on stage for one Of his
sons.
Just a nice big hick town on a
night off!
Life, it would seem, becomes Just
one press agent after another!
Pola Negri, for instance, arrives in
New York after an operation and
talks about recuperation. :. Yet she
Is out with q gay party at the Park
Casino. And was it accidental that
a few days after her coming, the new
est Of the Pola Negri pictures opened
on Broadway?
Here's note for the folk out Iowa
and Kansas way: your home town
lad, Philip Stong, is just about to join
the Limited Order Of Big Shots.
His book, state Fair" which will
make its appearance In spring OF
summer, promises to gain wide at
tention. How wide? Just wait
and see! Stong is graduate Of
the Des Moines newspapers and
worked on the old Morning World
\. Like most Of us, he has been an
noyed at times over novels written
about small-town people. They
have either been David Harums or
else the author has followed the Knut
Hamsun or Sherwood Anderson pat
terms of soil novels. Stong does
neither.
And Sidney Whipple, the by-line
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Barbs

Hitler is going to choose wives for
members Of his personal corps. And
when he's at it, he might as well
choose weapons, too.
X * X
Reading the writing on the wall,
"Puddler" Jim Davis turned wet.
Which makes him a bigger puddler.
* X X
It's necessary to use airplanes in
Africa to hunt for copper. That's no
place for gold diggers.
X X *
According to custom, Korean men
must pass their wives on the street
as If they were strangers. The only
difference here Is that American men
walk with their wives.
X * y
A scientist has succeeded in meas
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uring q 600 millionth OF second
Just the measure Of time Tor
Scotchman to change his mind AFTER
learning there's a catch in 1t.
British believe France and Japan
have an understanding. If they have,
it's too deep for the rest OF the world.
X X \
Another sign of returning normalcy
is the recently reported fact that U.
S. Marines are still chasing Sandlno
in Nicaragua.
One of our friends brags that ne
has kept the same umbrella for ~
years. No doubt the original owner
gave up hope long ago.
There are few whiskered men IN
the movies, critic observes. Maybe
they use all the whiskers on the plots.
The Minnesota man who chased q
sneak thief a mile to recover dime
certainly had a run for his money.
Copyright, 1892, NEA Service, 1nco
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CAPITAL Removal
1PHV0H As~sVVoh
western Call and Reeder Times

(Western Call and Reeder Tin1es)
Bismarck has donned war paint
and is prepared to resist the removal
of the state capital from that city to
Jamestown. The pity of the whole
matter is that Bismarck is obliged to
act on the defensive in fight of this
kind. The capital was located by the
state constitution, at Bismarck, and
that location has been very satisfac-
tory to the majority Of the people Of
North Dakota. Other cities, with the
same ambition as Jamestown, have,
in former years, tried to move the
capital, but when the votes were
counted they MADE a very poor show
ing. Jamestown probably will fare
no better but the state as whole
and the cities of Jamestown and Bis
marck in particular will be put to a
needless expense to decide question
which should never have been brought
up. Ambition may be an admirable
quality In both men and cities, but
the over-ambitious become pests.
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(Official City, State and County
Newspaper
Foreign Representatives
SMALL, SPENCER, LEVINGS
& BREWER
OncorporateO
CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON
In Step With the Times


Study Of the picture Of the pro-
posed new capitol building and care
full perusal of the facts regarding
the building lead the average observ-
er to the conclusion that the struc-
ture Is in step with the times.
It took courage for the members of
the capitol commission to break away
from the traditional type Of building
with dome and expensive furbe-
lows and they are to be congratu
lated for having done so. The tax
payer will be especially grateful when
he realizes that the design is one
which should give the state 100 cents
In value for every dollar spent. His
view may be that it would have taken
more courage-of a far less laudable
kind-for the commission to have
saddled the state with cumbersome
and expensive structure.
From an artistic standpoint the
building is admittedly different from
those structures which dominate CAPT.
toll cities throughout the country, but
this Is not to say that it is inferior
from an aesthetic standpoint. On the
contrary there Is trimness and
cleanliness about the design which
lends to it a distinction all its own.
Architects speak of beauty in terms
of line and mass as well as Of color.
The proposed building meets the first
two requirements and lends itself
well to whatever treatment may be
decided upon for the third factor.
The saving which a building Of this
type will effect for the taxpayer will
begin during the course of its con-
struction. It is cheaper to build than
the old type. The savings will be
continued through the years, for the
percentage Of space available for use
in the proposed structure is far in
excess Of the percentage of space
used and disable in buildings such as
the Minnesota state capitol at st.
Paul.
It is devoutly to be wished by the
taxpayers Of the state that this build
ing will provide ample room for all
state needs for many years to come.
II and when, however, additional
room is necessary, it will be simple
matter either to expand the proposed
capitol structure or to erect new
building in complete harmony with it.
state capitol buildings at Lincoln,
Neb., and Baton Rouge, La, created
sensations when their designs were
announced. They were the first to
break away from the traditional type
modelled after the national capitol at
washington. Competent critics now
admit they are among the most beau
tiful and most distinguished in the
country.
The North Dakota building will be
on q much smaller scale than its i'm
mediate predecessors in sister states
but Is regarded as even more adj
vanced in design, carrying still fur
tl1er into the governmental field the
creed Of practicability and economy.
These are lessons which need to be
emphasized in our form of govern
nent. The proposed capitol build
Ing will emphasize and illustrate
them for wears to come.
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considerable research while on a re-
portorial Job In Paris.
Copyright, 1882, NEA Service, Inc.)
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DOVER EoSYBARDED

DOVER EoMBARDED
On Feb. is, 1918, President Wilson
issued q proclamation requiring IL
censes for all exports and imports
from and to the United States.
In report to the House on that
date, Congressman w. B. Oliver Of
Alabama reported that 424 war YES
sells were under construction or con-
tract by the U. s. Navy, in addition
to submarine chasers.
Dover, England, was bombarded by
a German submarine. One child was
killed.
British shipping lost during the
previous week amounted to IL ships
Of more than 1000 tons each.
General Sir Henry Wilson was ap-
pointed chief of the British imperial
staff.
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"Oh," said Ellen blankly.

"Oh." said Ellen blankly.
Our specialty's chop suey," he
continued imperturbably. price 81
10 cents to me, Is cents to tho
hostess. Thirty.five IL the chop
suey isn't eaten but that means you
can't mess in it with your fork. Il
has to be good enough to serve
again."
Ellen giggled.
The joints straight" he assured
her seriously. I'VE don't serve
liquor. We don't even admit men
that have been drinking-much."
She was a little perturbed by his
cheerful outspokenness but she
meekly allowed him to pilot her to
a cramped dressing room and to
introduce her haphazardly to the
otner girls, some is in number. He
used no last names. The girls were
Alice and Dolly and Sunny and
Anne and Maize to him. Ellen "a.
sumed they were to be that to her
Solomon had not knocked but no.
body appeared surprised. A few az
the girls reached for kimonas with
mechanical squeals Of dismay but
most OF them serenely continued
their toilets. One hard little young.
ster. whom Solomon called Tony.
deliberately pulled her one.piece
dress over her head and stood in
o shorts and a soiled satin up.
hit. grinning at them.
a brightly painted screen. Raudy
with peacocks and pagodas. con.
cealed q washstand in one corner Of
the small. hot room. ELLEN went
Denind 1t to dress. The quarters
were cramped and sitting but she
did not mean to risk another of
Salomon's unconventional entries.
When she emerged only two host,
esses were left in the room-Tony
and = languishing blond called
Anise. They shared q wicker
bench. where they had sat smoking
and waiting to have q first.hand
look at the new hostess.
Ellen looked toward Tony-and
met a pair Of coolly hostile eyes.
Ito Be Continued)
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gent of the United Press, has hook
coming out in March titled, Scan
dalous Princesses," which concerns
certain Theresa Cabarrus, a gay,
reckless and practically unknown
lady of French revolution days. /.
Being an avid reader of tones con-
corning that hectic period, Whipple
ran across q casual mention Of this
gal and curiosity caused him to do
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from Barclay and what he stood for.
little dissatisfied with herself.
How foolish to imagine that the
fact Steven Barclay had lent her a
dress meant anything except that
he was kind and generous man.
What did she know Of him after
all? He was rich and she had idly
dreamed Of becoming his young and
adored wife. dreamed Of the beauty
that as Mrs. Steven Barclay she
could bring into the lives OF Myra
and Molly and baby Mike. Dreamed,
too, Of herself in thin. gay frocks,
never chosen for utility, moving in
the pleasure spots Of the world with
never a thought Of work or care.
She stepped into Dreamland and
ran straight into Jacob Solomon.
His face broke into a wide grin.
Hullo-you're back. And with
the dress, too, I see. Quick work.
kid"
Ellen's chin came up.
II might as well tell you," she
said coolly. that I intend to work
here only temporarily. For three
weeks at the most"
That's o. X. by me, kid. But
since you're here suppose you
won't mind obeying the rules like
the other girls. Or will your"
II won't" Ellen replied, ignoring
his heavy-handed sarcasm.
"Guess this is the only one I
didn't tell you about"
LIE pointed to a sign on the bright
pink plaster wall. Ellen read
that the hostesses were permitted
no conversation while dancing ex.
cept ives" or mo" in answer to
questions. She turned her amazed
face to Solomon.
docs look funny" he conceded.
still grinning. but there's GOOD
sound business back Of It. The
hostesses can talk when they're sit.
ting at the tables with their part.
ners. And when they're sitting
they order things to eat. II the gents
will stand for 1t. They mostly
will"
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BY DIR. MORRIS FISHBEIN
Editor, journal Of the American
Medical Association

A cough is a sign that there Is
some interference With breathing.
The interference may be In the
throat, due to tickling from mucous;
it may be In the lungs, due to OBJ
struction of some Of the passages
from the lungs into the throat. or 1t
may be some involvement Of the
nervous system reaching the tissues
involved in coughing. Probably most
ordinary coughs are due to irritation
at the back of the throat, and repre-
sent an attempt by the body to throw
out the irritating substances.
Coughs are sometimes associated
with heart disease, when there Is a
sufficient amount of fluid accumu-
lated in the lungs, because of the in
ability of the heart to push the fluid
around in the circulation.
Almost every mother knows ways
Of relieving cough. One of the
best is to inhale steam from water
to which a few drops Of the COM
pound tincture of benzoin have been
added. This merely relieves the ten
sion in the tissues and soothes them;
it is not cure for the basic cause
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so sensitive is nitrogen iodine, one
Of the worlds most "t0uchy" explo-
sives. that 1t win go OFF,. when touch
ed by q feather.
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show the
trend Of thought by other editors.
They are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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every emotion In order to portray
them all.-Dorothy Jordan, movie
player.
Copyright, 1892, NEA Service, 1nc.)
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Member Of The Associated Press
The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
Of all news dispatches credited to it
or not otherwise credited in this
newspaper and also the local news
OF spontaneous origin published here
in. All rights Of republication of all
other matter herein are also reserved.
The Washington times., 1932-02-19
Wdshington Fashions
By WILMA LAvILLE

At last the Swagger coat has
reached here, the coat they
have been talking about for two
or three seasons. 1t is loose
from the armholes down, and
swings free without a belt.
Several Paris designers have
made feeble attempts to intro
duce it for some time, but the
public just hasn't been ready.
This season, however, it will
gain some headway, and as it
is such a change from the
tight coats we have been wear
ing, it may be the coming
fashion of the next two or
three seasons. At any rate, it
has much to recommend 1t
right now, and is just the sort
Of thing that many of us have
been looking for.
Loose Flared Coat
The swagger coat is now
part of a suit. We have be-
come so used to covering our
dresses with coats that it would
look a little strange to wear a
short coat with something diff
ferent all the time, so for
street wear there is matching
skirt, though for sports, and
many informal occasions, the
coat is longer, three-Quarters
In fact, so that it gives the de-
sired warmth on a blustery day.
Many women will like this suit
because it does offer the posi-
bility of separate coat and
skirt, whereas a jacket suit can
be used only for a suit. This
model is of a grand tweedy
woolen, soft and loose-woven,
but smoother, as our fabrics are
this season. 1t is in a pale
beige, which further recon-
mends it to wear with other
things, as beige is not only of
our newest tones, but it goes
with al lost any other color.
Skirts Are Straight
Two buttons hold the top
of this coat over to the side, for
a wide-shouldered effect, and
e another button secures it fur
ther down. They are covered
buttons, newer than the COM
position types we have been
using. There is a standing col
lar and scarf Of the woolen,
though of course a gaily colored
silk scarf could be substituted.
The skirt is straight, following
the new pencil silhouette, and
1t has a detachable belt that
makes the prevalent high waist
line. The suit is priced $25 in
q downtown store.
For further information about
this suit, or for help with your
fashion problems, write Miss
Laville incIOSing Self-addreSSed
envelope. or call District $3.50,
extension 199.
The Washington times., 1932-02-19
WOMEN'S CLUB CALENDAR

Wesley Heights Book Review
Club, meeting.
National Capital Chapter Of
Adelphia Society, meeting.
FEBRUARY rs
Baby Lovers Circle Of the
Florence CrittendOn, meeting at
home of Mrs. William H. Hes
sick, 1923 Montague st.
Curley Club-George Wash
ington Bicentennial entertain
ment.
FEBRUARY 29
Pc tw or tn WOman's Club,
meeting.
The Washington times., 1932-02-19
TODAY

TODAY
AloySian Club, card party,
$3.50 p. m.
ALOYSIAN CLUB, bingo and
card party at 8:15 p. m.
FEBRUARY 20
Chapter B. p. E. o., meeting
at home of Mrs. Edgar B. Mer-
ritt. 1345 jefferson St., 1880
p. m.
FEBRUARY "a
Capital Hill History Club,
meeting at home of Mrs. H. F.
Patterson.
The Washington times., 1932-02-19
Silver Spring Women
To Offer TIUO PLQyS

The Woman'S Improvement
Cub of Silver Spring is planning
t. present. sometime in March,
h Sne-act Bicentennial plays.
-f70e casts will be selected from
the ,unger people of the vicinity.
Mr.. S. M. Deffinbaugh is chair
man of the committee in charge
of the presentations.
Evening star., 1932-02-28
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Evening star., 1932-01-20

red coats had been easy marks for the
Boer rifiemen. who, themselves vir-
tually invisible because of their SOIL
colored clothing, could pick off the in
vading soldiery at long range Lord
Roberts and Gen. Kitchener proposed
the adoption of khaki as a protective
measure. There was a loud outcry at
home. One of the cherished traditions
of the British Army was being at
tackled. Lyourgus, according to Plu-
tarch had said: There thou behcldest
the walls of Sparta, and every man a
brick" This had become the slogan Of
British military efficiency and reliabil
ity. Every man was indeed brick, a
red one, visible as far as modern rife
would reach. But the bricks became
dun -colored, the hue of the earth of
the veldt, and then the British forces
began to gain ground and the war
eventually was won by khaki That
started the fashion for all the nations,
and. while fancy dress uniforms were
retained for parade occasions, the
working clothes" of the troops under
every banner were made of the unlove-
ly but decidedly practical material that
Lord Roberts and his great aide de-
vised.
Gen. Fawcus proposes to dress Brit
iSh soldiers in plus-fou golfing knick-
erbockers and open-necked tunics, with
CATERS Of either soft leather or canvas.
Sir Harold believes that this garb will
be more hygienic as we'll as more eff
cient. If his plan is adopted the British
army will look like golfers-he is him
self an ardent wielder of the niblick-
and perhaps as well something like the
Turcos' of the French Moroccan forces.
Indeed, the once popular zouave uni
form would be restored. The result of
this recommendation will be watched
with interest by army men in all coun-
tries Uncle Sans enlisted men may
not at once be put into knickers, but
1t would not be surprising to find them
thus logged If the example is set in
England. For it is quite we'll assured
that If the plan is accepted there it
will be for the best of reasons inasmuch
as there is nothing more definitely es-
tablished there than military garb. and
it is changed only because of command
ing considerations
Evening star., 1932-01-20
Harmony at Jackson Dinner
Counted Democratic Asset

country may prepare itself to hear furi-
Gus attacks upon the Hover adminis-
tration accompanied by a dearth Of
panaceas for existing ills. The admin
istration is going to be held to a strict
accountability for the state of the Union,
whether that unhappy state las been
brought about by administrator in
eptitudes or natural causes"
II = :;
Observing that the speakers "shied
off" when it came to important sub
jects, the Baltimore sun independent
Democraticl offers the advice: Our
economic welfare is closely involved
with the economic welfare Of the rest
party lost one historic campaign by
taking stand for international Coop
Grafton, it is not surprising that its
Spokesmen are cautious il their Iefer-
ence to our foreign relationships But
such caution is net in keeping with our
situation in the world today. One of
the first needs OF the country Is a re-
consideration of the old taboos which
have so long stood in the way CT q ra-
tional adjustment of the debt and rep
arations problems now standing in the
way OF world recovery. Before the DEM
ocratlc party formally enters the ap-
proaehlng campaign it ought to address
itself seriously to this need and under
take to find a formula for meeting it,
II this is done, AMI If the outline of
policies sketched at the Jackson day
dinner is elaborated so as to indicate
more specifically what it intends to do
with the tariff, with prohibition and
with respect to the Nations fiscal and
economic crisis, the confidence in evi-
dence at the Washington meeting will
be justified"
1T was manifest that the Roosevelt
sentiment prevailed over all else" OBJ
serves the Charlotte Observer (inde-
pendent Democratic). with the Incl
dental comment that, as to Andrew
Jackson, the affair ran to an end with
the famous Democrat absolutely un-
honored;" On the subject of candi-
dates, the Minneapolis Journal (inde-
penaent Republican, emphasizes the
part played by Alfred E. Smith with
the. statement: Fortnight and oynam-
ic. like that President of a century ago.
All Smith put the punch into the din
ner program What does it all mean?
was the Smith appearance a ca1cu-
lated move to head of the speeding
career OF Gov. Roosevelt? Is Mr.. Smith
himself party to such move? Did
ne speak as prospective candidate for
President? The Smith speech certainIv
mad candidate ring 1t had the sound
OF a campaign utterance There was
nothing impersonal about it. 1t Of
Tered program for the party, but its
suggestions were the Offering of a man
VINO spoke with authority as the flag
bearer of the party last time, and who
again"
The .pretense that Jeffersonian and
Jacksonian principles can stop depres-
sions ana unemployment is hokum."
maintains the San Jose NercIrv Har-
aid tRepuaecan) while the Chicago
Dally News Independently advises that
tne Democrats cannot win the presI-
aency by attacking the administrator.
out must offer constructive platform
Of their own"