The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-06-14
Good evening.
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Good evening. ~ @-s CONVENTION (Chieaso has two of them this
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 T nominate. :" and then it's off. < Convention, ,' A gala show. though you may seoff. 4h Convention, 2 And when it seems that things are = set, Up bobs and rabid. ringing wet, He knows the ropes. he's out to get. ~ '."'t Convention. The politicians. row on row. Convention, Are out to grab their share of " dough. Convention. And when the final story's told. You'll find that truth once morc is sold.
 They've. left the bag for you to hold. Convention. An. folks. life's just circus gay. ]
 Convention, We're merely clowns along the
 way.
 , Convention, Out there gay tongues are waggine
 free.
 The gang is on money spree. We're just a lot of suckers. see!
 Convention.
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 Just as soon as a man works himself into q key position somc- body tries to lock him up.
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 The way the financial ex- perts talk now they really seem to be trying mighty hard to make cents.
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 The vets and drys are fighting 1t out at the republican convention in Chicago. By tho time the plank is adopted 1t will be so manhandled that a plaster lathe would look healthy Tn comparison.
 o-O-o Bill Wilcox earlier in the year predicted a. cold, wet
 spring. To date Bill hasn't, been far from his base. ,+5, o-O-or "f E The difference between ascend and descend Is merely g matter of direction.
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 so IT GOES
 A cheer when. you hit With tho bases loaded, But hoy, when you fan,
 Hark! What exploded?
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 Boy Injured When Box of Grapes Fails-News item. Trouble always comes in punches.
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 Who can remember the good old days when a'woman
 her age and take pride in at- tendant health? %s
 io-O-O "A lt Where there's smoke there's wo- men playing bridge. o-O--o a. DING, DING / --@ A clover gal, A.l. Was Mary Anne, She wore net stockings, To net her man. o-O-o The man who doesn't take life seriously probably gets a greater kick out of 1t than the chap who does. And after alL what's the use. We'll never get out of 1t alive anyway. The man, who goes sailing through life on friendship is bound to have pleasant voy- age. < gp{ ..rs.s x. Many man thinks himself on the rocks only to find them step- ping stones to new success. o--O-o They're talking about a third party when the country Is sick and tired of the two 1t has. o-O-o Chicago soap makers report an increases In business during the second quarter. Probably putting out soft soap for the conventoins there this month. o--O-o ~, IT WAS EVER THUS WITH | ACTORS You're J. 2 good guy when you've got
 When you spend 1t OCT the bar, But when you're broke and down l and out. You're just fallen star. | 0--O--o ~ Who can remember the good old days when strap hangers would write to newspapers, requesting more cars during rush hours? | 6OmetlmeS tuo uun Whv uYCo too much work for his boss is thought of too little by the boss. Ma o-O--o
 so, so The place for. back-scat driver,
 A spot that you can't beat, (And now I'm sure you guessed it,) I Way hack in the rumble scat. | n-n--A
 Different people have. different recipes for success. Take the flag pole painter for instance. He starts at1the top and works down. | o-O-o
 Heard In passing: "Yes. I'm
 doing up my own curtains this
 year. You see Johns been on short time" ..f I o--O--oi
 Many q meeting comes to | Aisorder shortly after 1t comes