The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-07-13

Nf' AlLeut rs .-,Hs go
Vacation. huh, there's none for
him.
His help, it just cannot be
spared.
Then the cuss who swims lot.
You've heard his chatter over
ground,
Tells the gang with manner slick.
Yesterday. swan the Sound. {
Now the Lady killing gent.
Specie always with call. A
Gals. why they're just meant for
him.
I He goes out and makes 'em
ALL"
Next the bloke who always
ehirps. =
OF the dough his father had.
Till the market swallowed it,
And the listeners gulp. Too
bad
Summer pests. just summer pests.
yes. ahem.
No doubt you We met EN-.
yes, ahem.
No wonder campers seek the trails.
To try and keep ahead Of them.
o-O-o
Every man leads an active life
until he becomes passive.
o-O--o s1
Pearls bring gtears-when
Uncle refuses to allow the de-
sired amount , as they are !
placed in hook. ass
o-O--o sa
White is supposed to be cool, ]
suppose that's why SO many pcO-
pie turn white when they get in
a yhotaspot.
TO GEORGIA II.
Georgia, Georgia, pudding and pic
Wrote some letters and caused q
sigh, f,sl Z b
when the postage rose TO three,
Georgia said, mo more for me-
Bridgeport.
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Germany viii pay one cent on
the dollar. Continental Germany,
Ell. W
o-O-o
Some ice men appear as
cracked as the product they
deliver. sssss s+s
o-O-o
Now they want to put wrist
watch on the Statue Of Liberty. No
liberty, even for Miss Liberty.
0-O-o
5 Edison's last message to the
world was, BE Courageous"
And the man who eats buckle
berry pie while wearing,
white shirt is certainly. carry
ing out the Edison edict. m
7; 2or-O--o xT
The proper time to take a vote
on prohibition, say the vets, is
when the moon is full.
o-O--o
DING, DING
Insurance men may conle,,
And Insurance men may gO-
And it's . good policy. when they
dO.)
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The woman who peddles scan
dial merely shows that she enjoys
the dirt Of life.
1000
= Love at first is q heartache. :.
Then 1t becomes a headache.
And what q headache.
o-O-o
Z The legion. decorating commit.
| tee met last night and decided t.
do lot Of things, But 80 long Of
members Of the committee refrain
from becoming stmonized the
decoration idea will be okay Will
me.
The chap who never had
home IL, sure to escape home u
7 sickness. ss3
Tho O athletes should put up "a
strong defense In the lO-lympicS
There's OsCaliahaaI, OB'rien and
O'Leary among the runners. +
60
Roosevelt rode to the COM
vention In an .airplane. Now
he's on a sea trip. II he goes
down In a submarine hell have
completed the trioiogy.
| *, 400 4
Static il about as easy to- contro
as California ana Texas delegates
at a democratic convention. =.
on GOSH
Mary learned her "A, d. C'a
Her ID. e. rs rs we'll = -
But gIlci, she learned her. cute Nc
The boys left her. do tell.
I! o-=O--o n :
Then there was the woman VIII
paid for o costly rubber plant witt
q rubber check.
4 A lot Of us never seem con-
scious 70 the voice OF con-
science. ssfs. -,f..,sftt
600.
A loose tongue generally tight
ems up In q henndaf suit.
| TI{ o-O-o
| When 4 hen iaysf an egg,
would YOU call Il On egss-itY
o-<O-~0 . lfeI M NJ
CLANS live IN salid and cIas
chowder certainly proves the fae'
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This concludes our regular mlq
week program. q came 70 se
over HDp and was proeaeast z
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pioneer IN thiz type q msWspa Re
work. We rFs e1niiI1 qH ~ VI |.
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