The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-04-09

WON'T so VIII tell you anyhow: Joe
kept score and what q dishwasher
he is.
Captain Francis tGas) Mitchelrs
Has Beens had very good night
only for some unaccountable rea-
son they lost their three games to
Patsy Carney and his Out Casts
Commissioner Jim Phelan fea-
tured for the Mitchell outfit. Many
comments were heard about his
torch delivery which burned up the
drives, Joe .Coughlip, whats the
idea of your Slipping in the last
game.? It. looks like bribery. Tom
Fitznallriee can do better, much
better than he done this week. Go
to It Tom. Let's get high single
and three.s 81
| Art Farren let fly one OF the
most unique twisters that we have
ever seen. This occurred in the
last game. He got nine on it only
they happened to be over on the
| neighb0ring alley. One more like
that and Farren will go back to
the minors. Where we located him
first and regretted 1t later. This
week was different than any other
because the Pirates won a game
and had high game and high PIN
fail. Captain Fitzgerald has been
making the rounds ever since with
one beautiful extra large sized
head. With a pointed hat on 1t.
Jack Dunphy and AL Herbert
were the big noises in the vaga-
bonds VS. Hi-Jackers encounter.
The latter crowd had little difficult
ty in trimming the opposition. Joe
Dunn had a bad beginning but
made up for it as he went along.
John Phelan, a fine stalwart
yonngster. is believed to be hand in
glove with the pin boys. He will
deny it of course, and If he does
it will only be because his con-
science will be bothering him.
John, by the way. has been Jug
Cling plenty Of coal lately. This
accounts for his barrel like mus
cles and physical development.
Francis j. Coughlin evidently be-
lieyes that he is a valuable man.
The only way that he could get ON
a team at all was to form 1t him.
self. 1t must cost him a big penny
TO keep them going too. He SEE
lected men with extrayagant tastes
and Is now feeling the results of
hasty organization. When our hero
isn't bowling he can be found CIV
ing his arm workout on the gas
pumps. The only reason that he
has never rolled a good game is
because the balls always 60 down
the gutter. RumOrs have 1t that
Mr. COughlin has no pivit work and
lacks the knack of sliding. This
is not true, Mr. Coughlin has two
left arms. Both no good.
Bill Keller showed the cham
pionship caliber that once was all
the rage. Bill had the eyes pop
ping out of the fans In the gallery.
THOSE who witfesseds this. game are
stillf ia Bang about sKeller's work.
Jim Caffery rolled cabbage this
week. The verdict is that Jim can
handle pumpkins much better
(why not try knocking Bud Ken
nedy's head off and rolling that?)
Our pal, Lawlor, came through. 1t
was his best work of the season.
France remained true to his mates
and to the entire democratic party
Bravo!
| Al Herberts mailman has lame
back from Carrying the proposals
that he has already received. He
has also been beseiged with tele.
grams, photos, and floral offerings
But to all, our Al say nay. He Is
u hard man to make girls! I won.
der who let Ray Miller get into the
place at all. The race for high
three between France Fitzgerald
and Bill Dwyer was a highly inter.
esting one and was decided in Dwy-
er's favor only on the last four
blocks. without Bills fine work
the Apple Knockers would have
met with disastrous results. Joe
Kelley again showed rare form.
JOe's reputation as a bowler across
the bridge is unequalled.
| 1t is not hard to understand why
the Out Casts took three games
from the Has Beens. Harry Simp-
1 son had the spinner down to per-
lection and kept his mind on the
game instead of the mirror this
week. Captain Patsy Garvey had
them in huddle couple OF
times for instructions. They only
called time out twice and this was
because Joe Kelley got the signals
crossed l wonder why Jim Moore
sits down with that blank look or
his face. Why not try a corner
with your back to the gang jim
so they won't notice. You know
what gossips they are. Mitchell
jgot himself a shave and a haircut
He looked almost sweet enough tc
kiss Our jockeys had Francis
pretty well in control this week
Another Francis is Coughlin who
looked rather nifty in his outfit OF
light grey Knockers. sport sweater
shoes and stockings, belt, shirt and
red necktie. II Mitchell and
Coughlin could only cook, what a
break this would be for some man
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