Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1932-03-03
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OAA@AAIAAAbO1s ds"A OllSG dit
looking everywhere for the mis-
creant who stole a sheep from the
Charleroi-Monessen hospital = but
their search is inspired more by
mercy than by a desire to see JUS
tice done. The sheep had been in
noculated with cancer germs in a
laboratory test and if the thief eats
it he will die.
ELKHORN, Wis. The mighty
arm of Speaker Garner has shat
tered so many gavels enforcing
order on the floor that Alfred o.
son, wood worker, felt his crafts
manship was challenged. If he
breaks the black walnut master
piece Olson is taking him he will
indeed have proven himself a lusty
thumper, Olson believes.
LANSING, Mich.-The generos-
ity of Mrs. Ethel Phillips, register
of deeds, may spell misery for five
gentlemen who became benedicts
yesterday. Free licenses were the
order of the day at the courthouse
because of Leap Year day and Mrs.
Phillips distributed rolling pins as
wedding gifts.
NEW YORK-If Mozart's mis-
u had been a little more SOLICITORS
about her hubby and less inclined
to indulge in extra marital flirta-
tons the world might have had a
lot more of the great composers
works, according to Mrs. Marcia
Davenport, daughter of Alma
Chuck. Mozart, she contends, had
at least one great theme more in
his system but it died a-budding
because his wife xas not domesti-
cally disposed, and Mozart's tenn
permanent demanded care.
PRINCEVILLE, Hl.-The Prince
vile shoe store has lots of shoe
boxes but is short on shoes. Some
thief came in, took the shoes, care
fully replaced the boxes (empty)
and departed.
The police las the papers so of
ten say) are investigating.
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BOSTON-A voice over the tele-
phone tipped police yesterday to
the whereabouts of a stolen pack
age. The policeman who took the
phone call Ia cautious soul) said:
Who might you be, telephoning
such things to the police"
IL" said the voice Ia velvety
baritone, tho without the slightest
hint of a Groom, @am q very smart
gent. | know all about such things.
You will do well, officer, to keep
in touch with me-"
He then hung UP without giving
his phone number.
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BOSTON--Dog lovers and also
lovers of persons bitten by dogs
will ibe interested in knowing that
the case of John Fahey VS.. Isaac
Simon has been taken under advise
ment by the court. Fahey seeks
damages. He says Simons' dog bit
him.
'The dog" he said, "came at me.
I said, nice doggie.' / acted nom
chalent, I said go way, doggie, go
way q tried to appear uncon-
cerned. And how did the dog re-
spond to my kindness? He bit me.
He re-bit me. / abandoned my non
chalance and fled precipitately
from the locality"
A policeman, who went to the
Simons home after Fahey had
made a complaint said:
"Mrs. Simons told me they had
a dog. / told her had a complaint.
She said it is ridiculous. Our dog
is very gentle. He wouldn't bite
anyone Then the dog came around
the corner-and bit me twice"
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NEW YORK-Wonder what a
radio gets a week? In an
action at law in federal court il
was set forth that Russ Colombo
who elassifies as a crooner, re-
ceives $1,000 a week.
WASHINGTON-Mr. Joe Grail
a congressman from California
introduces more bills in the house
than anyone. Even he becomes q
bit confused Like recently. He had
a bill to reimburse a man in Sar
Pedro $1,10O for window breakage
blamed on the firing of big guns
at Fort Macarthur. The bill had
reached the floor of the house wher
someone recalled the same bill hac
been passed last year.
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MT. WASHINGTON, Mass.-Th,
Brothers Whitbeck, Ezra and Irv'
ing, are neck and neck in the con
test for selectman of this, tht
smallest town in Massachusetts,
On town meeting day, recently
each got 16 votes. AT a special tow
meeting yesterday they were still
tied, ia to IA. Another meeting vii
be held. The job pays $25 a year