Red Lodge daily news combined with Carbon County news., 1932-07-06
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DR.. Stekeres, a lawyer, was intro
duced to Count Kasimir Zicht, the
count omitted the handshake. The
lawyer went to court and had the
count fined S85 for a Severe per-
sonal insult"
ZAGREB-Two old friends, For
kapich and Hibsher, both So, en-
bezzled money to enjoy wine,
women and song. Realizing dis
covery imminent they hanged
themselves to the same bough af-
ter helping each other adjust the
nooses
GLASGOW, Scotland - There
was pageantry, but the guest of
honor couldn't see it; there was
swelling music, but she couldn't
hear Miss Helen Keller, famous
deaf and blind educator, received
the degree of doctor of laws from
Glasgow university.
.
PARIS-Passersby quaked when
they saw Caesar, a huge lion,
crouching in the Place de la Con-
corde. Police approached with re-
volvers drawn, only to find Caesar
was dead. He died in a travelling
circus. Not knowing what to do
with the carcass, his master had
dumped it in the historic square.
BUDAPEST - Brandy money
will pay the taxes, if Hungarian
winegrowers from Czegled have
their way. They asked the govern
ment for permission to pay in
wine and brandy, which they can't
sell.
OKLAHOMA CITY-A slap on
the back gives Governor Alfalfa
Bill" Murray a pain in the neck.
AS he was about to leave for the
Democratic convention, a state en-
ploye slapped him on the back and
said "good luck" The reply ne got
was: "Im no dog. Don't go around
patting me on the back"
NEW YORK - Trooper, the
Statue of Liberty dog, has been
laid at rest with a military funeral
in the shadow of the uplifted torch
on Bedloe's Island. For years he
helped the soldiers show off the
statue to visitors. He was only a
mongrel, but says Sergt. James P.
Boyce, she was a great guy"
TORONTO Mrs. Foster H..
Balm, the original flying grand
mother" believes more grandmas
ought to take up flying. She said
so when she stopped here en- route
by air from Newark, N. j., to a
university class reunion at Madi-
son, Wis. colder women have
leisure she said, "and they usual
ly have no dependents"
NEW YORK-Professor William
Lloyd Warner of Harvard is off to
County Clare, Ireland, on an
archaeological and anthropological
expedition. He plans to study an
Gent Celts, way back to the
Neolithic period.
HOMINY, Okla.-If Thomas
Whitehorn's marriage doesn't pan
out as happily as he would like he
may ask for the return of his po-
MES. Fifty of the latter were ex-
changed by the Usage Indian for
the hand of Lucille Martin in mar
rage, and he's convinced it was a
bargain.
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. - Louis
Brodinski thinks he knows the
answer to whats in a name?"
Everything, says Bodinski, petit
tioning to change it to Brady. He'll
have to fight for the privilege in
court with a real Brady, n Louis,
who believes only those of true
Irish. ancestry hhould use the
name.
BOSTON-A Holsters ability to
stake it" electrically will hence
forth he sufficient TO rule him off
Massachusetts tables. Director OF
Fish and Game Raymond j. Kenny
is authority for the statement that
the c~rustacean should react in a
lively manner, jump or at least
give a good wiggle when given an
electrical jolt. Otherwise he's unfit
for food.
YOUNGSTOWN, Pa.-Deer r
fast runners but Miss Frances
Plinsky is a faster driver. She &C
cidentally made venison out of a
fine buck which scampered along
the dark highway without a tail
light).
NEW YORK-Captain Charles
Kingsford-Smith and the three
~aviators who flew the Atlantic with
him two years ago had "a la carte
travelling" down to the last word, a
clothier who supplied them here
ON their arrival testified. He is