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Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08
Radicals Get Rebuff
(From The Pathfinder)

Tor reason which nobody can explain.
Norman Thomas. the everblooming Social
lst candidate for president, got more atten-
ton in the newspapers and on the radio
than he was entitled to. Some powerful In
terests must be egging him on or he would
not be coddled to that extent.
He did everything possible to attract
the votes Of the m~alcontents and ne'er do
wells. He appropriated other peoples thun-
der. re mentioned on the radio that a mag
azine had awarded the prize for the best
slogan for the Democrats. 'Hee haw; we re
coming backI' He knew this contest was
conducted by The Pathfinder, but he wasn't
tar enough to give us credit for it.
Like all four flushers, the more he
talked the fewer supporters he had. Instead
OF gaining ground, he lost miserably even
after being given a much better chance to
get a hearing than was his honest due.
The other maverick tickets also Jared
the same. William z. Foster, that other per
petual candidate. ran up the red flag and
mustered less than 10000 anarchists around
his banner.
Ibis is all as it should be. Democracy
tails where the voters divide up into num-
erous factions. blocs and partisan camps.
that's what the matter in the European
countries today. We may be bad, but We
don't want to get that way. There should
be two wide awake, vigorous political par
ties and only two. And this is just what We
ave in the United States today.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08
A Campaign Promise

Among the campaign promises of the
democratic party was that of reducing ex-
penses of the Federal government Is Der
cent. A fulfillment of that promise would
o. welcomed by a vast majority of the Am
erican people, and it will be interesting to
observe the methods whereby such a pro
gram OF retrenchment may be made effect
i've.
1t IS usually most difficult to eliminate
or curtail any governmental activity or ex-
penditure once it has been established, be-
cause attempts to do so are invariably met
with strong resistance on the part of those
who would be affected by measures OF co
onomy.
In fact. the various departments. bur
eaus, boards and commissioned the GOV
eminent are constantly crying for more ap-
preparations, and the same is true OF all
other groups and interests which receive
money from the public purse. BY combin-
ing forces, these groups can usually obtain
increases. or at least prevent decreases.
through the highly developed American
device known as log rolling"
10 resist the pressure brought to bear
from the various organizations and groups
generally requires more of courage and pa
trotism than is possessed by the average
Senator or Congressman.
But, regardless Of party affiliations
every thoughtful citizen should approve
and support to the extent of his ability. all
reasonable measures for reducing the cost
OF government.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08

However, the dear old souls. God
bless them have somehow got hold
Of the fact that | own a rifle. and
this has purged their hearts of self.
lsh vanity to such an extent that
each Of them is perennially willing
to let someone else take the lend
pronounced either Iced or .sled.")
OF course my rifle is Il small one
4 which fires but a single shot and
fthen requires half an hour to reload.
but lead is lead, and p%roletarians
are bravest when their victim IN
safely tied to Il post.
Which will be about enough or
my W experiences to illustrate
the point / have tried to make.
We always hear Il lot OF prattle i.
about freedom, justice and brother
hood from such people. BY freedom
they understand your freedom TO
agree with them, and their freedom
to assassinate 0 If you don't; their
notion OF Justice issto walk up and
spit In your face, and then yell for
the police when you spit back at
them; and of course their ideal of
brotherhood means that they are
the elder brother who inherits the
earth, and the rest of the human
family must bear that In mind and
be content with the status of the
poor relation.
They are the nastiest group of
petty snobs that ever drew breath
on this planet. There Is not n of
them who does not secretly admire
and stealthily emulate the idle
rich,' even when he publicly pro-
fesses to despise them. There is not
one Of them who Is not a worship
OF the golden calf; not one who
does moi ~covertly sneer ut those who
possess less than he possesses Of
money and property. The ChevroIer
down on the new Model A:
he new Model A makes faces at
he old Model A; and the old Model
4 filters behind the back Of the
Model T.
The master of three hundred acres
Il Russian thistles thumbs his pat
'iclan most at the proprietor of d
mere tWo acres Of we'll kept garden.
Is the drama of the Upper Crust
md the Lower Orders reduced to
.bsnrdity.
Ihey are people to whom pride
8 unknown, self-respect only a
ford. honor an unintelligihle alb
traction, and intelligence an object
+ suspicion and hatred. They are
Forkmen without any conception of
Is meant by workmanship.
lodders and hunglers to whom sIo-
enllness and incompetence are ma
We, and seem v%irtuous. The essence
7 their social philosophy is that d
cry bad workman should be MS well
aid and as highly regarded as a
cry good one Even their religion
a confused tumble Of medieval
otions dealing mostly with their
arsonal comfort after death.
They are swine, In whose heads
lere Is room fer but enc idea,-a
ace. at the trough, here and Here
Fter.
week: The Archangel Taylor
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08
titution.


They not only reject the bes
men they also hate them ana perse
cute them. Hating their superior.
has Always been Their chief recrea
tlon. II they suspect that you have
more OF this worlds good thing.
'han they have, they hate YOU fol
mat; II they suspect that you arf
wiser or happier than they are, they
mute you for that, and II they sus-
pefl n Il o are more decent and
honorable than they are (as il would
De impossible not to be-, they hate
y Tor that. IL you possess a sun
efiority of any kind, you must eth
CT 80 through life apologizing for If
u ~ accept the mob's decree pro-
cunning you an outcast. As I'll r.
Mehcken has pointed out.
i'ies where they have full power are
positively unfit to live in. auote
from Meneken's Notes ON Demoe-
racy":
80 cursed is almost impossible to
any well informed and self
respecting man He Is harassed
IN so many small ways, and with
such depressing violence and lack
OF decency, that he is usually
compelled to clear out 4
hiah Oh sound sense. born into the
hinterland, not only feels
lonesome as he comes to matur-
n.y. he also feels unsafe. The
niorons surrounding him hate
him, and II they can't lay him
Tor mere heresy, they viii wait
their chance and lay him for hurn.
ing barns. for poisoning wells.
of Tor taking Russian gold"
by way of comment, / can only
say TINT ii Mr.. Mencken Ind actu.
lily lived with me during the past
leW years, he could scarcely hava
ieseiipeu my W experience more
accurately. What would happen f,
! really first-rate man placed In my
POSITION can easily be dedaced no
ne Iact that. unimportant as / am
ave twice within two years had
9 hight the attempts to railroad me
: nieh naVe been made by such pee
2 have been almost constant.
J under their fire In Il wav nv
mother. For somewhat more thar
al Q decade they have hoped and
'rayed tina / would die IN soma h
trange and horrible manner hpt
ave always been too uniformIv
eiioW TO take a hand and helm mt.
re aiongl At present it seems do.
resslngly likely that i shall have
: imp along as best I NAV until
aiai oid 8 writes a natural end
: NY chapfer,- a likelihood whtcn
regret exceedingly. Even Eddie !
cant and undoubtedly willy
e OF senility. but relatively few az /
lmpious writer's now ha;nc I
.iihed Tor perdition will be able to {
OF having passed ont amid
owing gore and the bloodthirstv
Ills Of indignant Christians. :
Now and then the old ladias - !,
sexes nave met In midwifely
'nciaVe behind the n milo
~ nave there discussed WAYS and
cans OF coping with the menace a.
J continued existence. 1t has onea
twice been suggested that I Ia
Id the dark Of the moon and
.eluately adorned with tar and
aehefs'-th0ugh, to do them ms
e, the better Christians amopo
nave always urged that }
exile would become me hattar !.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08
Russia's Handbags

Why the industrial ambitions of Rus
sia are doomed to frustation is told rather
convlncingly by Isaac Don Levine, former
foreign news editor of the New York Tri~
bune, in his book Red Smoke" Some Of
the points made by Mr.. Levine are these:
Russia has less coal deposits than the
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08

art Uhe. Inc Gospel Of Help Your
self
Part Two: The Great God MOB
Part Three: The Archangel Taylor
Part Four: The Holy Scriptures of
the u. F. l.
Coda.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1932-12-08
Critical Appraisal Of a New EvangeI
(by Arthur Charleson)

with Special Attention TO Its Pro-
mitigation in Sheridan County,
The Washington times., 1932-02-23
'EkABERS OF LOVE-

ICOntinued from Magazine Page
beautiful woman!" he told her
solemnly.
I'm not Mrs. Sargent yeti"
she reminded him, laughing,
forgetting in the security of
having him close that a minute
ago she had actually had doubts
that he'd arrive.
"At least we don't look like
the proverbial bride and groom"
he said. with satisfaction, sur
veying his tan tweeds, and her
coral sport suit.
"JuSt Scared"
He drove faster today. They
didn't stop at the little stands
along the way. The fields OF
wild flowers, mariposa lilies,
shiny buttercups, dark blue
lupin didn't attract them. They
were both rather silent and
serious, Ken's eyes fixed on the
road. Lilly Louis dark and
dreamy, focused straight ahead.
When they drove into, Lake
port, and stopped at the little
hall of records, Lily Louis knees
almost knocked together as she
tried to get out of the car.
''Haven't changed your mind?"
Ken smiled.
"No-just scared"
The Washington times., 1932-02-23
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The Washington times., 1932-02-23
Bv HAZEL LIVINGSTON

as afraid that the heat and the
coat were going to prove too
much for the obliging wit
ness.
Pronounce you man and
wife. -"
Mr.. Shaver had stopped talk
ing. She was married. Mr..
Shaver continued to stand there,
holding the book. To one side,
his wife and the over-warm wit
ness waited.
"You may kiss her." Mr..
Shaver said benignly, and wait
ed with interest.
"Ahh!" sighed Mrs. Burpee.
Even the minister's wife came
to life and uncrossed her hands
which she had held folded and
motionless during the ceremony.
Congratulations
Lily Lou fought down a hys-
terical desire to laugh. Ken
had turned scarlet, even to his
ears. He leaned over and kissed
her awakwardly.
Then the congratulations be-
gan. Mr.. Shaver pumped her
hand energetically, II wish you
all happiness, ! surely do"
At last they we're out in the
air again. Lily Lou took off
her hat, brushed back her
damp hair.
Continued Tomorrow \
The Washington times., 1932-02-23

down. I'll just wash off some
of the terra firma, and call
my wife and our good neigh
Dor. Mrs. Burpee. No doubt
she'll oblige."
They sat on the hard, leather
covered sofa, a. little overpoW-
cred by the stern neatnesS of
the room, the immense family
portraits on the walls, the dark
ness, after the bright sun out
side.
Almost Immediately the Rev
erend Shaver, with Mrs. Shaver
and the good neighbor, Mrs. Bur
pee, returned. He had changed
the thin old sweater for a long
tailed black coat. Mrs. Burpee,
who was moist and flushed,
wore a long brown coat with a
fur collar, which she was clum-
silly buttoning over a bungalow
apron.
Lily Lou and Ken stood up.
The Reverend Mr., Shaver be-
gan to read.
In the face of this company
AN honorable estate institu-
ted of God in the time of mans
innocence. -"
Mrs. Burpee clutched at the
fur collar of her coat. She
was too warm, certainly she
was too warm. Lily Lou forgot
to listen to Mr.. Shaver. She
The Washington times., 1932-02-23
LWAYS DEAD TIRED?

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The Washington times., 1932-02-23

"But it's the bridegroom who
gets scared" he objectedA THE
bride is to be serene and calm,
and concentrate on the bou-
quet-"
"I haven't one!"
That's just it. Well have to
get one. 1t wouldn't be legal
without bouquet"
But Ken-not NOW"
"Sure-We'll find a place"
ken, you're gorgeously ridicu-
ious' lou III bet you've forgotten
mo. Just the bouquet"
Let me see it"
mo indeed-not until the
proper time!"
They found a place to buy
flowers, and Ken chose sweet
peas. Well get orchids and
lilies of the valley for the recep-
ton, when you and I stand at
the head of the line, and say
how-do to all . the family's
friends"
They drove around until they
found a church, and, on a little
plaque by the side of the door,
the minister's address.
The minister was digging in
his front garden-a pink.faced,
chubby little man, in brown
sweater with the elbows out.
The Washington times., 1932-02-23
Snappy Wise Cracks

room when the bell rings.
Altho taking notice of every
thing that goes on his behavior
is as good as that of any #
the "other pupils"
One of Abraham Lincoln's
farmer friends made an eXag-
perated statement about the
weight of his hay crop, "I've
been cutting hay, too" said Lin.
coin, smiling. Good crop?"
asked the farmer. Fine" said
Lincoln. How many tonS?"
Don't known exactly" Lincoln
answered, but my men stacked
all they could out of doors.
then stored the rest in the
barn."
The Washington times., 1932-02-23
HORIZONTAL.

HONALOIN AL
1-Who was the FIRST man TO cir.
cumnavigate the globe?
9-Fishes by dropping the bait
gently on the water.
12-Man's nickname.
13-What French river flows 1S6
miles to the Seine,
14-What was the first name Of
the poet who wrote 81 have
rendezvous with Death?"
15-Tear.
17-Which state is the smallest,
next to Rhode Island?
-19-Male OK,
21-Tree whose bark is used by
tanners.
22-Conceited.
24-Be 'sullen.
26-What 10 the capital Of Burma?
29-Girl's name.
3O-WhO was the Egyptian sun
god?
31-Most downhearted.
S4-Doctor of Medicine (abbr.).
35-Sufix, like.
37-What verse fern Of six
stanzas, generally considered
the most complex, uses the
same endings in each stAnza,
arranged in different form?
39-Set period.
41-Weight of India.
42-Consumed.
46-What was the Apostle Simon
sometimes called?
4s-What group Of islands are of
the west coast Of Scotland?
52-Sup.
53-Object of worship.
S4-What canal extends to the
Hudson River at Albany?
56-Lubricate.
57-Simple.
SS-What old French province
had its capital at ROusp?
VERTICAL.
Who was the Roman God Of
War?
2-Aid.
3-What city is ths scene Of the
Arms Conference?
behold!
5-Cover.
6-On the ocean.
The Washington times., 1932-02-23

There's a young woman who
makes little things count"
why, what does she do?"
Teaches arithmetic in the
primary grade"
Unlike Mary's Little Lamb
After playing outside of Bon
ham school, San Antonio, Tex,
a few weeks ago, a little bull
dog known as Vicente" fol-
lowed the children into the
school room. He seemed to
know what was expected of
him and behaved so well the
teacher let him stay. Since
that day he has been neither
absent nor tardy but is always
on hand going into the school
The Washington times., 1932-02-23

Herewith is the solution Of yes
terday's puzzle.
The Washington times., 1932-02-23

At first he seemed a little
dubious. Where's your wit
nesses? Folks most always
bring their own witnesses"
But when he heard Lily Louis
name he frightened up and led
the way to the house, leaving
his troWel and garden sheears
on the path. II know your
mother WE'LL" he said. "A fine
The Washington times., 1932-02-23

7-Girl's name.
S-Who is head Of the Recon.
struction CorpOration7
9-Alarm signal.
1O-Established value.
11-Crept furtively.
16-College officials.
1S-Paid publicity.
20-What 10 the capital of Latviaf
23-Inclines the head.
25-Monk of Tibet.
26-Appraise.
27-Kind of poem.
28-Cosy retreat.
3o-What Governor Of Maryland
is being considered as a pos
sibls Democratic Presidential
candidate?
32-Cease.
33-Covered with tile.
S6-Realm of the dead.
38-Country.
40-Overspread with a crumbly
deposit of clay.
43-Note of the scale.
44-From where were Adam and
Eve elected?
45-WhAt emperor was accused Of
setting FIRE to Rene?
47-Girl's name.
48-Have confidence.
50-Girl's name.
51-Title of respect.
55-Printer's measure.
The Washington times., 1932-02-23
The Story of a Great Romance

Christian woman. In fact I
conducted services in Wood
lake for several weeks last win
ter while the Rev. Stokes was
laid up. L don't remember
seeing you at any of our SER
vices.
"I've been away, in the
city"
The Washington times., 1932-02-23

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The Washington times., 1932-06-03
SCIENCE SEEKS
TIBET SECRET

NEW HAVEN, Conn.-The Sc
cret of mans development from
the apes or lower forms Of life to
his present more or less civilized
state may be drawn from the mys-
terious geologic formations Of
North India.
A scientific expedition from Yale
University, which arrived recently
at New Delhi, is launching into an
exhaustive exploration of the tow
ering Himalaya Mountains and
highlands Of western Tibet.
At least year will be required
to prove either true or false the
hopes that India's vast mountain
ranges hold the real story of mans
origin.
At the end of that time Prof.
Hellmut de Terra, research asso-
ciate in geology at Yale, may star
tie the scientific world with the
announcement that man first
emerged from his animal status
in central Asia.
With De Terra is his wife, the
expedition photographer; DR.. G.,
E. Hutchinson, zoologist, and
George E. Lewis, a fellow in the
geological science department at
Yale.
The Washington times., 1932-06-03
PICTURES KEEP
MANY PROPS

HOLLYWOOD, Calf, GNs).
The cave of Ali Baba and the
40 thieves would seem meagerly
furnished in comparison to the
property rooms of a great mod
ern moving picture studio.
In great cavernouS buildings,
ranged in orderly rows, carefully
Shrouded in sheets, ready for use
at any moment are antiques, and
automobiles, and axes, pictures,
and peace pipes, and plumbing
fixtures.
If the implements man uses are
really an index to his civilization
it is all summed up in a movie
property room, for there is scarce
ly an article known that is not at
some time or other photographed
in the background of a moving
picture.
ModerniStic furniture and lop-
sided statuary stand with otto
mans and wicker porch chairs and
Chinese teakwood tables. Often
movie-goerS write in to the studio
asking to purchase items they
have admired in some picture,
but these requests are always re-
fused. The collection is kept i'll
tact.
The Washington times., 1932-06-03
ARPLANE GIVEN
SUB WINGS
BY Milt Gross

BERLIN G.N.SO.-An improved
airplane with wings the area of
which can be increased from the
pilots cockpit during the flight
has been demonstrated at Tenn
pelhof Air Field by the inventors,
Professor Heinrich Schneider Of
Breslau University and Albert
Newman, an engineer.
They claim their invention al
lows higher cruising and lower
starting and landing speeds with
a respectively higher safety fac
tor. In addition, fuel conSump-
ton is claimed to be lower with
planes equipped with new type
of wings than with standard ma
chimes.
Within the rigid wings there
are contained smaller hub
wings" which can be wound out
from the cockpit so that the
wing area is increased by 20 per
cent. The result of this is that
the plane takes to the air after
a 30 to so per cent shorter run
on the ground, according to Pro-
fessor Schneider.
Before landing, the sub wings
are brought out again to act as
sort Of brakes.
The Washington times., 1932-06-03
What's Doing, When and Where

ing, Thomson Center, Twelfth
and L Streets Northwest.
Dance-Air Legion, 9 p. m,
Thomson Center, Twelfth and L
Streets.
. Special program-Lovejoy Cen
ter affair, evening, Twelfth and
D Streets Northeast.
Exhibit and Play-Art Club,
evening, West Washington Center,
Twenty-fourth and N Streets.
uncheon n-Phi Delta Phi
Fraternity, l p. m, University
Club.
Luncheon - Columbia Univer.
sity Alumni, 1890 p. m, Univer-
Sity Club.
Luncheon-Round Table, 1890
p. m, University Club.
Luncheon-M. and M. Depart
ment Store Executives, 1890 p.
M, Raleigh Hotel.
Dinner-Hecht'S Store, $50 p.
m, Raleigh Hotel.
neutrality-suspicious. Club
of Central High School, all day
Public Library at Eighth and <
Streets Northwest:
The Washington times., 1932-06-03
BISHOP URGES
JOBLESS AID

DENVER GN.SD.-Idle Colo.
RADIO convicts would be put to
useful labor and the States un.
employed would be benefited by
a plan recently proposed by the
Rt. Rev. Irving Peake Johnson,
Episcopal bishop of Denver and
president of the State board of
corrections.
Colorado has established a
canning plant at the State
penitentiary. At present its
equipment is idle more than
half the time. There are also
hundreds of idle men in the
ceIlhOuSeS. They would will
ingly and gratefully go to work
to help the victims of unem-
plOyment outside the walls.
81 am sure farmers and
truck gardeners and orchard
lists would be glad to contribute
vegetables, fruits and other
produce to the unemployment
cOmmissary. 1 am confident
arrangements can be made
with railroads to carry such
contributions free to the peni-
p tentiary, and I am equally con-
fident some arrangement can
be made with communities to
furnish the small capital
needed for purchase Of cans"