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The WEEKLY. HERALD Chi tina, Alaska.


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The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Order No. 1913
Familiar To All

Are you familiar with Sss the Public Utilities
Commission?
At the age of you able to make binding agreement
Consider what prodges the school children pres
ent day.
Not only they thoroughly converant with the highly
technical Order No. $685. but they able into written
agreements with the Capital Traction Company and the Wash
ington Railway Electric Company.
All Of this about through the desire of the people Of
Washington and the Congress of the United States give the
youngsters ride and from school reduced
fare
The Congress thought simplifying things for the young
and their parents when passed very brief law author
ing the reduced fare.
Consider the simple form which 5year-ods entering
school and applying for the fare concession provided by Con-
gress required to sign
T hereby make application for pupils school
tickets and certify that (bLank) years Of age
my last birthday; that pupil attending (bLank)
school; and that my home address is (bldnk).
agree to these tickets only in the District of
Columbia, and for riding from school on school
days only accordance With Order 6SS of the Public
Utilities Commission Of the District of Columbia"
There lot of other foderos the application which
must make interesting reading for the kindergarten tots
The whole matter is just about simple the financial
set-up of public utility.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Build and Save
The Purest Economy

experience of the District Commissioners in calling for
bids for the Benng Bridge emphasizes the advantages of
building now.
\ When construction contemplated and preliminary
estimates figured that the proposed bridge would
about and Congress appropriated that amount
Now bids are and it found that the lowest bid
Is $3.50 900 and the highest only 100000.
This that by taking advantage Of the present low
prices of materials and the keen competition between builders
the District will about $25000O the bridge job
What stimulus building both public and private
could be found?
The difference between the appropriation and the bid price
this job shows the desrabity of the adoption Of sane
though extensive building program by the local government
It indicates clearly that not the time for Government
withdraw from the building field the grounds of
economy.
By spending money buildings which known to
be schools and bridges-the Government
thousands of dollars.
At the time be giving employment to hundreds
charity.
During the last Congress many proposals for local public
building projects Topped off the budget the ground
Of economy.
That scng the budget is going to be felt for years
to
It's folly becomes apparent with the experience in
regard to the Benning Bridge.
This is the time to go in wholeheartedly for the very
necessary building program Of the District.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Tuesdays Are Lucky Days
For Motorists

Whether you know Tuesday is the safest day the
week for you you drive And Sunday the most dan
grous There fewer accidents Tuesday than
other day. and Sunday In fact onefth of all the
smashes the nations day of rest.
You may be interested hear ao that the worst hour of
the a. from the motorists point of vew in the afternoon be-
tween and o'clock There fatal crashes then than
in any other 60 minutes of the day night
And another thng- you between 40 and so years old
you 80 per cent better driver than the average
All of which cold comfort for you you like to drive
Sunday have drive every afternoon between and
young old.
Don't jump the conclusion however that it is necessary
to stay home in order proong your life Statistics show that
there accidents inside the four walls of houses than
there the highroad
Sitting in may be risky but-beieve it mott is
safer than sitting a davenport
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Mr.. Mills Opinion
Of Roosevelt Proposals

And then, with an arro-
gance supreme, Mr.. Mills
criticized Congress for the
delay. That sort of thing is
possible only with people
conscious of their superiority.
The West will be glad to
know Mr.. Mills opinion Of
certain proposals of Mr..
Roosevelt.
The latter proposes that
every effort be made to pre-
vent the issue of "manufac-
tured and unnecessary Sc
curities which are brought
out merely for the purpose of
enriching those who handle
their sale to the public. "
Mr.. Mills scouts the idea.
Mr.. Roosevelt proposes
that in the floating Of legiti-
mate securities the public,
asked to buy, shall have full
information "as to the in
vestment of principal, as to
the true earnings, true liabili-
ties and true assets Of the
corporation itself. -
Mr.. Mills is amused at the
thought.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
More Disagreements
Between Them

Roosevelt proposes that in
the regulation of holding
companies engaged in inter
state business the Federal
Govern ment shall have
power.
= Mr.. Mills is against it.
Mr.. Roosevelt demands
that there shall be a more
rigid supervision of national
banks and Mr.. Mills, during
whose regime in the Treasury
more banks have failed than
sever before in history, is not
pleased.
And there are more dis
agreements between them.
Mr.. Roosevelt is against
the unrestrained use of bank
deposits in speculation; and
Mr.. Mills, whose regime actu-
ally was a hawker for such
speculation with its false
statements of business cOndi-
tions, is naturally hostile to
the thought.
Mr.. Roosevelt would sep
arate commercial and invest
ment banking as a matter of
public policy; Mr.. Mills
would not.
Mr.. Roosevelt would re-
store the Federal Reserve
System to it's original func-
tions, and Mr.. Mills, under
whose regime it has been
prostituted to other purposes
to the nations cost, cannot
see the need.
Mr.. Roosevelt s position on
the protection of the public
In public utility matters and
on power is the very opposite
to that of Mr.. Mills.
Here we have Mr.. Mills
portrait painted by himself
in his Maine speech.
1t is not a portrait that
many Western farmers would
care to hang in their parlors.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
MARRY-GO-ROUND
BY Helen Rowland

Go to. When a man findeth
himself promised to be mar
ried, it is as a sudden shock,
like unto a taxi-collision, which
he hath endeavored to avoid
a calamity which hath over
taken him, when he was off
his guard.
But, when a woman findeth
herself betrothed, it is NO
surprise; it is as the blossom"
ing of a flower, which she
hath planted-even the fruit
of her efforts and the vindica'
ton Of her charms.
Verify, unto a man, an ZEN
gagement" is as the death
watch before the execution.
Yea! it is a state of helpless
ness and terror, wherein he
perceiveth himself drifting in
strange waters unto an un-
known harbor, but hath not
the power to change his course.
But. unto a woman, the days
of her engagement are a beati-
fic and blissful rhapsody. where
in she dwelleth in a trance
while she shoppeth ecstatically
for her hope chest and watcheth
the Transformation of a lover
into an husband.
Lo. unto a man, a wedding is
a public pillory, wherein he is
nailed down." and his weak
ness exposed to all the world.
1t is the refinement of torture
and life'S supreme sacrifice!
But, unto a woman. a wed
ding is the public testimonial to
her prowess, her coronation be-
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Prison Reformation Pays
It Paid One Prisoner 100000

Four years ago Harold Marks sent to San Quentin
Prison. California for robbery.
He now coming East with 100000 which he earned in
prison to begin life Intelligent prison supervision
didn't throw him into cell and forget him.
It gave him chance to WORK and he invented burglar
proof lock which he sold for 100000.
That couldn't have happened 100 years ago.
Prisons were then run for VENGEANCE and the only
work prisoners did stupid brutal tasks expressly designed
to break their minds bodies There idea of
formation of fitting for life when he left prison.
Marks lucky to have the talent to invent burglar
proof lock-
But he was more lucky to have been imprisoned in an age
which is beginning to realize that all prisoners aren't hard
sned criminals beyond any saving.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23

DGduGy. rId"
grant as jasmine. glamorous as
moonlight, she moved through
the lives and hearts of those
who knew her. So lovely was
she that men made a symbol OF
her-a symbol of beauty, de-
tached from all commonplace
human requirements. And Eva
was graciously willing that they
should do so.
For Eva, too, believed in
beauty. Believed that beauty
and love we're all that counted
on earth, and that marriage
should be a white temple, en-
shrining them forever.
So, wrapped in beauty and
filled with dreams. lovely Eva
gave herself to that cookbook
ing, amiable scallywag, George
Birdsong.
Mighty Tough
And it certinly was tough
on George.
Not that George wasn't duly
grateful and impressed. He was.
All his life George was CRATE
full; so grateful that he grow
eled. And all her life Eva, in
her lovely way, expected him
to groVel.
For was not their love a
miracle? Had not they been
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
"NAlLED
DOWN"
ONCE OVERS

When the husband and father
is at home. he may want a
word alone with his wife or
some member of the family.
Don't be at all times under
foot, as it were.
Every family has few pri-
vate matters and must discuss
plans.
A man does not want to talk
over his business matters be-
fore an outsider.
Perhaps you think it shows
interest to open your hostess
wardrobe and look at her wear
ing apparel, but your hostess
would not be impressed.
If she wants you tn see her
gowns she will call your atten-
ton to them.
copyright, 1892, king Features
SYu6icatsG Inch i
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
WISE WORDS

When there's a log to lift, an
old man will grunt and young
man pick it up.
The genius. wit and spirit OF
a nation are discovered in its
proverbs.
Who gives advice to a fool
beats the air with a stick.
You may keep yourself safe
from fire but not from an evil
companion.
How sharper than SER
pent's tooth it is to have a
thankleSS child!
Company in distress makes
trouble less.
Love that has but beauty to
feed on is short lived and sub
ject to fits.
To feed many persons and to
build many houses is the short
road to poverty.
If you would make an enemy.
lend a man money and ask 1t
again.
If thy hand be in the lions
mouth, wait not to see what
he'll do.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
LISTEN; WORLD!
BY Elsie Robinson

appointed TO enter into the
bright mysteries of romance
and live-happy-ever-after? Then,
of course, it was up to both
her and George, but especially
George. to appreciate such
ecstasy.
And George did appreciate it
But, l repeat, it was tough on
him. Tougher and tougher. AS
he often plaintively confessed,
Eva was too much for him. She
was too beautiful. She was too
good. She was too patient and
brave and sweet and long-suf-
fering. In short, this entire
business of living up to Ro-
nance was beyond poor. weak,
waggish Georges capacity.
He could make love. In fact,
making love was one of the best
and most frequent things
George did-a talent to which
various ladies of the community
could have borne abundant testi-
mony. But those other ladies
were-different.
Those other ladies knew that
making love was one thing, but
Romance was quite another.
Making love was just one part
of life. You could make love
for q while, and then you could
forget all about it. And maybe
quarrel. Or eat a big dinner.
Or play poker. Or go off hunt
ing with the other fellows.
Part of the Show
In. short. Love didn't interfere
with a regular male career or
a regular male temperament.
1t was just part of the show.
BUT ROMANCE WAS A
WHOLE SHOW BY ITSELF
A SPECIAL. DE LUKE SHOW,
WITH PARTICULAR REQUIRE
MENTS AND EXTRAORDI-
NARY RULES. IN ORDER
TO QUALIFY FOR ROMANCE,
YOU HAD TO BE A SPECIAL,
DE LUKE AND EXTRAORDI-
NARY PERSON YOURSELF.
Which Eva was. Romance
was her dish. She looked and
felt the part. She desired moth
ing more than to be Georges
dream girl all her life.
But George didn't want to
be any one thing all his life.
He wanted to be a lot of diff
ferent things, many OF them
most unromantic. And between
the effort to live up to Ro-
nance and to be himself, poor
George had a miserable time
of it-and sought relief in
many discreditable ways.
Eva Gets Human
All of which Eva bore with
beautiful resignation as betit-
ting a romantic heroine, until
one day, for the first and last
time, Eva snapped out Of her
rosy dreams and got human.
But the result wasn't happy
And the whole. miserable
business could have been saved
if Eva could have realized that
Life is much more important
than Romance; that Life is a
moving, burning. ever-changing
reality, but Romance is only a
pretty dream in a glass case.
Eva could have had Life, and
she could have had Love, and
she could have kept her George
But she passed them all up and
chose Romance: and in so do
ing raised hell generally.
Yes, romantic ladies >nould
read that book. It's good for
what ailS marriage.
Copyright, 1882, King Features
Syndicate. 1nc.)
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Recalls Elihu Root s
Gnnnnh

Some years ago, Elihu
Root, making an attack IN
the Senate on a measure
which shifted some of the
burdens Of the masses to the
very rich, spoke impassiOn-
ately of my people. " Sena-
tor Lewis pounced upon the
expression and rang the
changes on it. Were the poor
in the lower East Side in
New York my people?" Or
the workers in the factories? ?
Or the farmers in the fields?
1t was such a serious dis
closure of the point of view
of the aristocratic school of
political thought that when
the Root speech was pub
lished in the Record he had
been permitted to change
the expression to my con-
stituents, - making Lewis
speech seem to the future
reader without meaning.
Now Mr.. Root is sum-
moned from his retirement to
make another appeal for
"my people. "
Mr.. Mellon is of the same
school of thought-everyone
knows who his people are;
and Mr.. Mills as we'll. I'm
agine Ogden Mills pleading
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
The Guest

The Guest
There is such thing as max
ing yourself too much at home
as a guest.
You may have an erroneous
idea that your hostess would
appreciate your visit more II
you try to be like "one OF the
family"
Perhaps when you assume the
role you carry it too far.
You may be a good friend
but the hostess does not eX-
pect you to go around opening
closed doors.
They are kept closed for some
reason. you may be sure.
The reason might not seem
important to you, but the host
esS thinks IL 80 and that should
be sufficient for you.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
The Voice of
The Plutocracy

Yet Ogden Mills is an able
man, and a good fighter. He
was strong enough, at Chi
cago, with the countenance
OF the President, and with
the aid of the almost three
hundred official retainers Of
the Administration on the
floor, to whip a majority Of
the delegates to a fragile in
the prohibition fight. After
the New York delegation had
elected him a member of the
resolutions committee and in
structed him how to vote he
brushed his Instructions aside
with a supercilious disdain
and did the opposite.
While not an eloquent man
in any sense - without deep
human sympathy there can
be no eloquence he is a
strong speaker. He talks
with force. 1t is with the
kind of force with which an
overseer gives orders to his
underlings. His forensic
ability is the sort that shines
best at board Of directors
meeting. He is more con-
cerned with stocks and bonds
than with men. He repre-
sents market-minded states
manship in full flower. More
than any other man in pub
lie life today he is the Voice
of the Plutocracy.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23

It is the
story of the
woman who
bell eyed in
romance and
tried to holo
on to 1t all
h E r life,
Which is, Of
course, Wnat
every woman
secretly tries
to do.
Eva B ir d.
S o n z " a S
g. t a m o u S
ou tn e rn
The Washington times., 1932-09-23

ever so lnslnuatlngly for
my people" in the West,
where 100000 farms were
foreclosed last year; where
millions were wrecked in the
market on the misleading
assurances of his depart
ment; where millions more
are in the streets, denied
their right to work!
No Wizard at
His Job
Like the greatest Secre-
tary of the Treasury since
Hamilton" Mr.. Mills is by.
no means a wizard at his job.
One of the difficulties Con-
gress had in framing a reve-
nue. measure to balance the
budget was the evident ig-
norance Of Mr.. Mills as to
how much would be required.
One day he announced that
$92O,OOO,OO would do, Con-
gress planned to raise this
amount.
Then Mr.. Mills appeared to
say that he guessed it would
have to be $1,241 100000.
The weary Congress had its
work to do over again.
And then he appeared
again to say he had guessed
wrong again - and through
the Mills blunders Congress
was kept in a state of con-
slant confusion resulting in
delays.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23

THE Middle West and
J. West will be interested
to learn that the Hoover
Administration of all the
Failures has decided to
send Ogden Mills into the
land Of the sons of the
wild jackass" to instruct
them on the advantages of
Wall Street domination. 1t
should be of vast educational
value to Mr.. Mills. He has
never concerned himself
with the kind of people he
will see west of Pittsburgh.
They are not his kind of
people. And the people out
there will hear things from
him that they have seldom
heard.
Mr.. Mills belongs to the
aristocracy Of money. He IS
enormously rich. He has
his full share of that arro-
gance which too frequently
goeS with the pride of the
purse, along with con-
tempt for the average man.
So little does he understand
the psychology of ordinary
mortals that when he went
to Maine to instruct the
shrewd East erne r 5 he
travelled in his private yacht.
Never in his political life
has he given a moment s
serious thought to the plight
of the farmers Of the West
any more than to the In
,terest of the working classes
in the East. He firmly be-
lieves in the autocratic con-
cept of government. He
stands for the Hamiltonian
ideal of government by the
rich and we'll born. . That
leaves most of us out.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23

A Book for Romantic Ladies
AL romantic women should
read Ellen GlaSgow's new book,
THE SHELTERED LIFE"
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Introducing Ogden
Mills to the West
: Bu Claude G.. BOlOers

Author Battles the Jackson Period Struggle
For Democracy in America" Jefferson and Hamilton"
"The Tragic Era" and other important works.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Mrs, Solomon Says

Mrs. Solomon Says
Verify, verify, as ships that
travel by different routes into
the same port. so are man
and woman in love.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23

perfectly 90 we UNDEHS 1ATND
each other! Yea, how congenial
are We in all our tastes and de-
sires!"
Yet, they speak not the same
language and see not with the
same eyes. But each perceiveth
a different vision, as one that
gazeth forward from the bow
of a yacht, and one that gazeth
backward from the stern.
For, unto a woman, marriage
is a salvatio from Spinsterhood
and a relief from business re-
sponslbillty. But, UNTO a man.
marriage is a salvation from
other women, and relief from
moral responsibility. Since
every man regardeth a wife as
the guardian of his conscience,
who will keep him out OF
temptation and rescue him
from his follies.
Lo, a woman welcometh love
as a sweet potion and a harm
less opiate, which bringeth
beautiful dreams and glorieth
all the world. 1t goeth to her
head like champagne,
But a man feareth love as a
deadly drug or sleeping sick
ness, which shall reduce him to
a state of helpless inertia and
hopeless dementia. wherein he
may commit many irdiscretions.
The Washington times., 1932-09-23
Behold, they exclaim, "HoV

perfectly do we UNDERSTAND
each other! Yea, how congenial
are We in all our tastes and de-
sireS!"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-12-01
Ponies Ganop
 Off To South.
By DAN PARKER

NOW THAT THE of Bowie of ending eastern racing may winter And long, cold winter t
  bay closed the worst in soy Kings from stock hoids Jockey made nickel he's about it.
 s incuable optimism of their can turfnen are look considerable extent of the citrus belt campaign Two tracks
 Tampa Jockey Club win sponsor fouTteenday recOnditioned before HlaIenT 200 horses directly their opening Hialeah. The Tampa track a mle with . sx-furlong chute.
 The situation The only thing dehn- starting 18th and assigned Tropical Park purposely Tropical Park crowd them out made the fatal Widener faction at The result
  Tropical Park track for Big B DwyeF Florida trying to sometnng assigned to his track Under the days from Hialeah closes until March 31.
 of fs asI would 1t. The big naturally strings Hialeah leaving
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-12-01
RECREATION LEAGUE
 RUMBLINGS

As was predicted at the end of the first round, that 1t would be a close and exciting race,,' was
 again evident last week when 3
 games were won by 1 pin, one by pins, one by 3 pins and another by 6 pins.
 The boys who have been in the habit of throwing away their third ball after missing . spare will per- haps wise up and learn that all the games arc not won in the Last box, With Al Roden back. in form again, hitting the naples for 394, the high three for the week, | the Pirates were able to hold first place in the league standing de- l 3cating the Tigers 2 out of games the Pirates hitting 1911 and the Tigers 1899.
 The Athletics, by taking 2 games from the Giants by q margin Of 2 and 6 pins were able to hang on to second place.
 The Yankees took over the Braves for games winning the
 second game by one pin. In the other game the Cubs took 2 from the Red Sox, the Cubs
 losing the first game by one pin.
 It's been three weeks since any one team has won games in one
 night, and here's hoping that the
 Red Sox, who have signed up John
 "Metz" Assetta, the Oakyille speed
 artist to take the place of Gene Casey who is still recuperating from his recent illness, will be the team that does.
 A list of the b0wlers in their re- spective classes has been approved by the committee and will be pos- ted at ethc alleys.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-12-01
LASSTTER PRETTY
 END CO-EDITOR
 OF TROJANS SAYS

Los Angeles, Dec 1-(UP)- Playing ability, Phyllis Doran. c0-ed editor pro-tem of the Southern California Daily Trojan wanted 1t definitely understood today, had nothing whatever to do with her selection of an All. American football squad.
 No, sir, one had to, be an Apollo or something akin to rate Miss Doran's team.
 Here is her selection of the gridiron's greatest male beau- ties, all of whom incidentally, have excclled on the field:
 Smith, Colgate, and Lassiter, Yale, ends; Tozer, California, and iO'Brien, Washington, ta. cIxles; Corbus, Stanford, and Summerfeldt, Army, guards; racey, Vanderbilt, center; New man, Michigan, quarter; Ztm- merman, Tulane, and Berry, H. linois, halves; and Christensen, Utah, fullback.