The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-03-16
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"A sMILE's THE THING"

coma. X poppy young pup from Peru. Whose father har seads. quite a
 few One day just by chance Met a dame at a dance And now, daddy takes care of two. There was an old Cott from
 Arkansas Who was fond of youn2 .. chickens and dances, To a new eabasst, he'll wander
 each day. And it's funny the way that he
 pranees. -M(any) J(olly) M(oments)
 o--O-o When the minds of some people take flight. a brain crash soon re. suits.
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 The higher some people go up the ladder, the lower they get in human understanding.
 o-O-o When the bottom seems to have dropped out of everything, put on the cover, then you won't notice any difference.
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 A man who walks chalk line must be pretty well Life is filled with highways and sighways.
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 OH GO ON 1 took my gal to . movie show, She took a couple of fits, Though my head is bowed, she
 yells out loud, At the stuff of Zasu Pitts.
 o-O--o The only thing most merchants put on the cuff these days Is a little extra starch, to stiffen 1t.
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 The hen that laid the golden egg evidently believed in the gold standard.
 o--O--o Life, to e lot of small boys. is Just bowl of spinach and they think that's where the sand man gets his start.
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 The sea of matrimony Is marked by the rocks given gals at engagements.
 o-O--o Electricity will shock you almost as quickly as q flapper's story.
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 DING, DING The man who loves . parade. q really don't mean to be harsh) Is the chap who sits on the side-
 lines,
 And never Is known to march.
 o-O-o A man Is never down until his chin touches his chest.
 Cold words soon turn friend- ship into Ice.
 o-O-o Women ape each other In style, even when 1t comes to aprons.
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 Tn New York. most of the barber shops have radios. Well, that does away with the bar Der shop quartets.
 n'. o--O--o Then there was the barber's son who went to college and true to the blood, began to cut classes.
 OH YEAH We part our hair for years it
 seems,
 Sometimes it's quite fuss, And gosh. then when we need 1t most,
 Our hair just parts from us. Germany is building a new sauerkraut factory at Frankfort.
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 Some women have their voices trained when it should be their manners. When a man gets tight his tongue generally gets loose.
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 Life's darkest moment. When the electric company shuts off the juice because you haven't paid last months bill.
 o-O-o Love letters on the sands are much safer than those on initialed Letter Heads.
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 TEE, HEB A very pretty picture. Though its truth be somewhat
 blind, Is bound to leave the subject In . lovely frame of mind.
 o-O-o The vets are determined to make the ship of state a schooner.
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 A noted divine says Amer ica wants no ism. How about evangelism? In America. just as soon as q man Is able to put up big front, he generally wants to live in q house with 6 brown stone front.
 o-O--o This concludes our regular mid week program. It came to you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Democrat. pioneer in this type Of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time, to. be back on the air again tomorrow evening at the usual honr.
 ~a--O-o Good night.