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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14
Good Common Sense

Or. Frank Aydelotte, president OF
Swarthmore University, says his
school will play no more football
games against Pennsylvania, Army
Columbia and other large eastern
schools.
In doing so he demonstrates sound
common sense and sets an example
that other schools would do we'll to
follow.
Many North Dakotans can remem-
Der when teams from this states two
big schools used to break their hearts
annually in early-season contests
against the University of Minnesota.
For the Minnesota squad these games
were just a warm-up event. For the
North Dakota teams they represented
one Of the high spots of the season.
AS a result they gave everything they
had, which never was quite enough,
and went home to nurse injuries and
bruises which handicapped them for
the remainder of the season.
President Aydelotte has recognized
that it is just as indefensible to pit
weak college team against a strong
one as to pit lightweight against a
heavyweight in the boxing ring. 1t
does no one any good and it fire.
quently does harm.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14
Paying Farmer Brown
Omaha World-Herald)

Those who pay an extra penny post
age whenever they mail letter.
Or fork up an extra nickel when
they go to movie show
Or have to postpone buying a fliv-
yer because of the extra tax
Will be extremely interested in the
story of Farmer" Brown, ballyhoo
artist in chief for the federal farm
board.
Farmer Brown is one of the many.
many reasons for the extra heavy
taxes. for the difficulty in balancing
the budget. for the general demorali-
cation Of the federal finances.
And he is also one OF the reasons
for the growing revolt against BUREAU
Gratis and bureaucracies, for he illus
trates perfectly the danger of giving
a few men control over an immense
sum Of money for spending purposes.
Farmer" Brown is travelling over
Nebraska giving radio talks and farm
bureau speeches telling the farmers
how happy they should be because the
farm board helped bring down the
price Of wheat and corn and oats to
the lowest figure in years.
His salary Of four thousand dollars
a year, plus generous expense &C
count for futile and worthless cam
paign trip, are part of the treasury
ledger debts that must be met by
every taxpayer, even though his taxes
be limited to that extra penny of
postage.
Any sincere policy of federal econ
omy would have fired the Farmer"
Browns months ago. Until such items,
which are multiplied by the hundreds
In the nay roll. are eliminated gov
ernment will continue to be costly,
expensive, waSteful, and extravaganza.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14

to force the sinners to come for
ward. Tammany selects Surrogate
OBrien for mayor who will be reg
ular and not cut the budget down to
such degree that the Braves will
feel the depression.
Municipal politics this year are
bound up closely with national is
sues. There must be harmony among
the New York Democrats and the
leaders are seeing to 1t that, as
strange as their bedfellows may be,
there is no kicking of shins under
the coverlets.
It was ever thus. All politicians
operate along such lines. This is
one of the cardinal rules of the
game.
Mayor Mckee, who applied his
Scotch training to the fiscal prob
lens of New York City and gave
promise Of better day for the tax
and graft ridden citizens, has no
alternative. He will not accept NOM
nation by fusion forces but will re-
main regular and live to fight an
other day.
So the curtain is rung down upon
what promised to be a civic revival
Of Billy" Sunday proportions.
New York City shuns, it seems, the
sawdust trail. There is too much
depression already.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14

Quiet on the Western Front" "Vari-
ety." .'Potemkin" and such film
classics.
WHERE TO GO
Which reminds me that Walter
Chrysler, Jr., son of the auto mag
nate, is being groomed for an official
reception committee glad handler Of
New York and will soon be introduced
by the new Acting Mayor Mckee.
In Park Avenue and Fifth Avenue
the signs tell of Lads and Lassie
Schools" Whatever became of boys
and girls?
And just to keep the potential wis
iting firemen" wised up on where to
go and what to see in the evenings:
George Olsen's band is moving to
the New Yorker hotel. So the Penn
sylvania Grill will have Roger Wolf
Kahn. Emil Coleman's high hat jazz
orchestra will be in the Sert Room
of the Waldorf. The Pierette Club
will move from the Pierre to the Wal
dorf for Saturday night dansantS.
Guy. Lombardo will be, as usual, at
the Roosevelt. The Lido Gardens Will
open in the old Lido Club site. Harry
Richman is likely to have his own
club again by winter. Sophie Tucker
may be heard at the Paramount Grill
floor show.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14

There is no sound reason why things
should not get better. Everything
went to a sub-normal basis. The main
thing we lacked was confidence and
confidence is fast being restored
Samuel M. Vauclain, chairman of the
board, Baldwin Locomotive Works.
Mere wishing will not revive busi-
ness or commentators Waldman,
Socialist candidate for governor OF
New York.
China and Japan can only survive
when they stand together. A reduced
Japan will make China subject to the
western predatory powers; a chaotic
China will waste the economic
strength of Japan.-George E. Sokol-
sky, author and student of Far East
ern Affairs.
I got quite thrill from being way
up in the air on the Empire State
Building. It is very, very high.-Cap-
tain James A. Mollison, transatlantic
flyer.
There would be no hostilities, no
jealousies, no cultivated misunder-
no widening. breaches be-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14
Consistency Is a Jewel

Professor HeXrOrQ u. 1ugWell com
nentS wisely as follows:
why should financial institu-
tons be protected from the re-
suits OF their own folly any more
than other businesses should?
They are private: what they did
was done for profit and in the
risk OF loss. The frantic efforts
of the administration to rescue
the financial system from the
consequences 1t deliberately risk
ed-not for social but for private
reasons-approach the comic in
view Of the expressed horror
among all these gentlemen of
governmental interference with
business.
What that phrase means, evil
IDENTIFY, is that the government
must not interfere when bust
ness is winning its gamble; in
reference is only legitimate
when the gambling devices be-
tray the manipulators. Besides,
there is good reason to suppose
that all the necessary financial
functions might be performed
more efficiently by the govern
ment itself"
Many persons who are Strugglin
with their financial problems alon
and unassisted are asking the sam
question and reaching the sam
logical conclusion.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14

was Wilberforce Whiteman, a music
teacher in the Denver schools. White
man pere organized a student orches-
ira, and whenever Paul happened to
be touring the West he would take
time out to attend recital of the
tyres.
One night, several years ago, sitting
on the platform as guest Of honor,
Paul heard Matt play. Matt was a
second violinist. Whiteman decided
to make the youth his protege. Matt
began to write his own songs, turning
out such tunes as, I'll Never Be the
Same" and I'm Through With Love"
When Whiteman and his former
arranger, Ferde Grofe, split up, the
yolfngster stepped in.
The other day, met Malneck pre-
pairing to sail for Europe with Jack
Robbins, the music publisher. White
man and Robbins are sending him
over to contact with the leading Euro
pean publishers and composers. They
believe they have a very important
young composer lin the bag" and in
tend to back him to the limit.
And all because the rotund Paul
CHANGED to stop for one of his fathers
concerts. It's the breaks-my lads
the breaks!
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
HyneridrOSiS

Perspire terribly under the arms.
Is there any way to prevent this or
to remove the hair? Cd. PD
Answer-Shaving with safety razor
is best way to remove the hair if it
must be removed. Young women
should beware the use of any agent
for removing the down that naturally
covers every woman's skin. If you
once begin using either razor or
chemical depilatory you will wish you
let the trifling doWny hair alone Re-
moving the hair from the armpits will
have no effect on the sweating. A
good remedy for preventing excessive
sweating there is aluminium chloride.
Dissolve half an ounce of aluminium
chloride in three ounces of water.
Mop some Of this solution on the
armpit with swab or brush once a
day for three or four days in success
sion. Allow it to dry in the air before
you dress. Repeat later as needed to
control the trouble.
Whooping Cough
Two sons have wf1ooping cough.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14
DISPLACEMENT AND OVER
WEIGHT

AT the time OF the world war when
many young men were drafted from
sedentary jobs in offices and stores
to the strenuous physical training in
environments it was found that many
of these rather flabby, soft-bodied
young men gained ten or fifteen
pounds of weight in a few months
and at the same time actually re-
duced. that is, became more slender.
A body may, then, increase in
weight while reducing in size. 1t may
be heavier, yet take up less room. 1t
may show increased relative density
or specific gravity along with de-
creased displacement, or vice versa.
Measurement of body weight or
longitude is therefore not fair index
or guide for gaining or reducing. Es-
pecially in the case of the young per-
son who is not more than ten per
cent overweight or under-weight for
one of his or her age and height. 1t
| is necessary to take into consideration
the individuals specific gravity or rel
| alive density.
Obviously it would be futile if not
fatal for a person who has grown
slender from regular exercise to begin
! monxeying with reduction diet be-
cause the scales show an increase of
weight.
Ordinarily reasonable amount of
daily exercise is essential in any re-
duction regimen. Whether any par
ticular restriction of diet is adhered
to or not, regular daily exercise makes
the body more slender, reduces girth
or displacement, even If it has no
effect on body weight or actually in
creases the weight. It may encourage
many stout readers to know this.
The reduction craze that swept over
the country several years ago has sub
sided like the flu. At present some
times days pass with scarcely any re-
quests for reduction advice. The
most piteous demands now are for
girth control. Here are some sug-
gestions restraining equatorial eX-
pansion:
l. Night and morning practice of
Belly Breathing. Send stamped en-
velope bearing your address and ask
bow.
2. Lie on your back and raise legs
to vertical and lower again to floor.
Repeat this from five to thirty times,
as you become accustomed.
3. Get out of the SLOUGH habit. AL
! ways stand or sit toeing in and chin
in and touching the imaginary ceiling
with crown of head.
f. Do work. play games or take ex-
ercise that requires you to bend down
to pick things off the ground.
S. If you are more than ten per
cent overweight, follow the Corrective
Protective Regimen. Inclose stamped
addressed envelope and ask for in
structions.
6. No matter what, who. how you
are, be sure to get your iodin.
| 7. Remember that almost all eX-
cess of eating is in the carbohydrate
breads. potatoes. cakes, sweets.
| 8. Fresh vegetables and green's and
fresh fruits are the most difficult
foods TO take in excess.
8. Buy wheat from the farmer,
miller or feed or seed store. and cook
it entire or cracked in your own mill.
1t is just as nourishing as refined
flour Or any proprietary breakfast
food" but it is more satisfying and
you eat less.
10. Walk to and from work, If you
work. If you haven't. can't or won't,
then try disciplining yourself with six
miles Of oxygen on the hoof every
day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14

Aunt Clara came nearest when,
after long, baffled silence she said.
IF Bob's life lay in my hands. Id
tell my sense of duty where to go
in short order"
you'd let him escape? It's the
one thing l can't do. of course" the
major said.
II know. You've been too long
soldier for that. But wish I could
be you for just five minutes. Id
release Bob. go fishing a week, and
come back with renewed energy to
hunt my pet bandit. Yes. dear. 1
know you can't. I'm only telling you
what your depraved wife would dc"
II still believe his only hope is to
get Morales's help" Blount said at
last. Morales has nothing to lose
but his revenge. He has won and
can dictate his own terms. He can
get Bob's promise to leave the coun-
try. He can have Bob's ranch and
his cattle. From now on he could
be the undisputed lord of the border.
Wouldn't that tempt him."
Ted turned to Adela. "You know
best. For myself, Ill promise any.
thing for Bob's freedom. I'll turn
over to your uncle the Esperanza
property-the one piece of land he
needs to give him full control from
the border to the foothills. I'll work
for him. I'll manage Bob's ranch
for him. Do You think he might.
dear?"
The girl pordered. "No one has
ever known my uncle, not really.
never have. So I can't say. I'm
almost afraid to guess. | know he
hates FL Coyote with a deep. I'M
reasoning hatred. It's as If on the
subject of Ell Coyote he isn't quite
sane; but once he knows it's Don
Bob" she raised both her hands
in desperation. What good does 1t
do to talk and wonder? If uncle's
on, only change. let's take it. and
take it now. 1t means putting my.
self in his hands again. but Ill risk
that"
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What can be done to relieve them?
MRS. A, M

''AA>so WA Nv NSAAS w ASAASFS VANAA
(MrS. A. M
AnSWer-Send stamped envelope
bearing your address, for monograph
on whooping cough. Keep children
in open air. day and night. Belly
bands for support. Bacterin bacterial
vaccine) treatment by family physi-
clan. X-ray treatments of midriff
often give great relief to the coughing
SpasmS.
Close Call, What.
In a talk on sprains you suggest
painting the sprained ankle with
iodin. If. as you so emphatically as
sert, the unbroken skin absorbs moth
ing, what benefit can be obtained
from this? Perhaps I should assume
that the fumes evaporated by the
warmth of the ankles are inhaled by
the patient, but, sir, please tell me
how the fumes know enough to 60 to
the sprained ankle and not to the
funny bone or adenoids. IS. M. A.
Answer-Its acts as counterirri-
tant.
Copyright, John F. Ollie Coz
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The major laid his hand on hers
YOU'RE his only chance. Adela. Mo
rales can ruin Bob or he can spare
him. but Bob himself will neve,
ask. That wouldn't be his idea OF
the game. So you've got to do it
you and Ted. and I'll scribble note
adding my own plea. Ill tell Morales
that every man in Verdi will respec,
him the more for showing mercy
Ill tell him the government will look
favorably on such an act" H.
raised harassed eyes. "Great God,
If could only believe it would do
any good!" And he hurried inside
the house.
Ten minutes later with the girl at
the wheel Ted was being driven out
toward the desert. The sun of late
afternoon hovered over the foothills.
changing the blue mists to mauve
and purple. touching them with rose.
making the sands glisten, out to the
edge of the world. Cactus blooms
dotted the desert. telling of another
spring. Torn with spent hopes he
watched the ever-changing miracle
of sunlight and cloud, and in silent
understanding the girl laid her cheek
against his shoulder.
Without turning his eyes, he
spoke. "All this"-he nodded toward
the splendor of spring about them
1T reminds me of something Bob
once said about the great beauty OF
the world and the queer ways Il
men. One thing he loved above IS
else. Adela-freedom. The freedom
that allows each man to live his life.
And to bring freedom to the border
people he has lost his own. We've
got to win that freedom back for
him. He couldn't live without it.
He wouldn't want to. 1t will be
hard enough to leave his beloved
desert"
Il know. dear. We must, some.
how, make the miracle happen"
/. Ce Re Continued 1'omeuev,
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CHAPTER LV

But Aunt Clara would not be put
off. Tell me what's the matter, or
III 60 and pry it from the MAJOR"
she warned.
Il wonder if you could" Bob con-
sidered. "Yes, suppose you could,
but I'd rather tell you myself. 1t will
be easier. And it can be made ter
ribly short. The story boils down
to this: the major has captured Ell
Coyote"
A gasp of CONSERVATION broke
from Ted's lips. Bob looked at him
and nodded.
THE game is up, old son." he said.
Then. to the others, he added, "and
the major, I think, was somewhat
surprised to learn that FL Coyote
and Don Bob were one and the same
wicked person."
"Bob!' Both women had gasped
the word. Both had started toward
his chair. and now they stopped.
struck into sudden immobility.
Within the house the sound of
clock ticking seemed to redouble in
intensity. A bee buzzed noisily
among the vines, then slowly life
and understanding returned to the
little group.
Adela's hands closed desperately
about his arm. Bob. old Bob. Say
it isn't true" It was like a cry of
pain. mot you, Bob"
Myself" Then in his low. clear
voice Bob told them all. He told it
without regret, without emotion, as
one might tell a tale that had hap
pened long ago to someone quite re-
mote. He told of the mistake his
band had made, of the bargain with
the major, but of the future he said
nothing, and at the tales ending
he tossed away his cigarette and
rose. He looked worn and weary.
These people that he loved more
than all else in life-he had brought
them pain. Suddenly he wanted to
get away-to be alone, before it be-
came unbearable.
"I'm going over to the bank and
then out to the ranch" He smiled at
a sudden recollection. Yesterday I
lost dinner to the major. Tonight
if you can spare him. Aunt Clara, I
want him to come and claim it. 1t
may be my last chance to entertain
for some time"
As he turned toward the steps the
girl flung both arms around his neck.
Bob, Bob" she whispered. there's
a way out somewhere. There's got
to be. Well find it. Ted will find
it. In the meantime, you won't do
anything foolish. Promise?"
Il promise" Half smiling, he
crossed his heart.
With wet lashes. the girl kissed
him, then watched the straight. slen-
der figure pass for the last time
down the winding road.
A somber luncheon. Through it
all they made and remade plans for
helping Bob. Yet each time the fulfil
ity of all plans became manifest as
the unacceptable fact arose that. so
far as the United States government
was concerned. no defense existed.
Blount summed up the charges that
would be brought. Don Bob had
stirred up a sedition along the Dor.
der. he had Struggled arms into Mex
leo and employed force against the
citizens of friendly nation. He had
killed. A black record.
The idea of escape ran through,
the mind of each-yet they knew
that nothing would persuade Bob
TO go unless the major released him
from his word. And it was mute
tribute to the integrity Of the old
soldier that not once did any Of them
ask him to release his friend from
that promise.
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HOW "MAEDCHEN" CAME

Yet the newest name on Broadway
is that Of a magnates son-oh yes,
there are still some magnates!
He is Clifford Cochran, and his
daddy is former vice-president of
the U. S. Steel Corporation. He
gambled with art and seems likely
to win. But for some rich young man,
"Maedchen in Uniform" one of the
five best films this playgoer has ever
seen, might never have come to
America. The performance in this
picture of Miss Gertha Thiele, Ber-
lin lassie unknown to this country,
is as near perfection as anything the
camera has caught. And, get annoyed
if you will, you can all have your
Carlo. III take Fraulein Thiele.
1t took courage and money to bring
this picture to Broadway, since ad-
vance reports had said that it stressed
certain aspects of young girls emo
tional life and growth. But so subtly
and poignantly has the picture been
filmed. that any whispered hints must
&C negated. 1t ranks with AIS
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81, TO-DAY y s.
HWORLD WARN.
ANNIVERSARY
&x&I%4SE.
GERMANS PRESSED BACK

GERMANS PRESSED BACK
On Oct. IA, 1918, British, Belgian
and French forces advanced on a H.
mile front between the Lys river at
Confines and Dixmude, taking many
villages in Belgium and 1000 prison.
ers. The French captured RoulerS.
American troops advanced beyond
Cunel and Romagne, west OF the
Meuse, and farther west reached st.
Georges and Landreset-St. Georges.
British and French menaced Court
raj, and the French captured and
passed beyond Sissonne.
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Barbs

Governor Roosevelt's trip into the
west Ito inquire about economic con-
ditions" certainly should be one jour-
ney that is fruitful of results.
X X X
Bolivia and Paraguay each claim
victory after their frequent Skin
mishes. Taking a leaf from the
book of Democratic Chairman Jim
Farley, who claims every state for
the Democrats except five doubt
full ones that he thinks are pretty
safe.'
A New York bank has acquired an
ice skating palace in a 100000 fore
closure. How's that for frozen as
set?
Sing Sing is about the only
football institution in the country
where the coach doesn't have to
worry about scholastic difficulties.
x X y
The Legionnaires have demanded
beer and the bonus. Wonder what
would happen if both were granted at
the same time?
X X *
Even a lot of burglars are I'M
employed these days. No incen-
tive.
Copyright, 1882, NEA Service, Inc)
Joseph Wilson Swan, an English
man, took out the first patent for
making artificial silk, in 1883, by
squirting pulp of wood and cotton
through small holes.
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tween nations, no laundering growls,
NJ rumors of war or no actual war II
goodwill existed in the world today
Rev. j. Stuart Holden, st. Pauls
Church, London, in New York sermon.
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No SaWdust Trail

Ew York City undoubtedly is not
~ for the sawdust trail. Mayor
lee pointed the way to conversion
sentence, but he was impotent
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14

Airplane services were operated on
regular schedules over 1920 miles of
routes by European companies last
year. This was net gain of 10000
miles over 1880.
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[IEE
LZI3Kzzl
YORK
VII Ell
THE BREAKS, ME BOY!

THE BREAKS, ME BOY!
New York, Oct. 14.-There's a senti-
mental tale connected with the young
Mr.. Matt Malnecx, who arranges the
musical scores for Paul Whiteman's
band.
Whiteman's father, you may recall,
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Editorial Comment

Editorials printed below show tho
trend OF thought by other editors
iney are published without regard
to whether they agree or disagree
with The Tribune's policies.
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The bee-louse is a tiny creature
which clngs to the hairs of the
honey-bee. 1t is about one six
hundredth Of an inch long.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-10-14
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady. NJ. d.

Signed letters pertaining personal health hygiene
diagnosis treatment will be Brady
Letters
No made queries conforming instructions
Address william Brady. this newspaper
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Out Of every 100 drug addicts IN
the United States today, 80 are said
to be men and the remainder women.

Many birds mate for life and many
keep within sight and hearing Of the
mate year in and year out.