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White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Peon Class of Mexico
Has New independence

Los Angeles.-Recent political activ-
tiles in Mexico have resulted in new
found independence to the laboring
classes, DIR. James Fl. Batten. director
of the Inter American foundation, who
was a recent visitor here, declared.
1.-The revolution in Mexico" he said,
''has brought new-found independ-
ence to the faboring class of the coun-
try and is the beginning of move
ment which finally will result in true
democracy and republican form Of
government"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
How lit Started
TO "DRIVE A COACH-AND-SIx
THROUGH"
BY Jean NezOfOn

TOACHES-AND-SIX are out of
~ style. Nobody uses them any more,
except, of course, metap..orically and
in the sense in which this line was
first penned by Daniel O'Connell, ora
tor from the Emerald Isle.
The significance with which this
famous Irish speaker used these words
was that there was not statute, rule,
law or regulation that he could not
in some way legally evade, his exact
language being Il can drive coach
and-six through any act of parliament.
This was a direct slam at the slip
shod manner then prevalent In draft
ing bills in the house Of parliament.
O'Connell's boast became classic
in the English language as a refer
ence to any similar situation, al
though, as we have said, coaches
and-six are no longer in style.
70. 1892. Bell Syndicate. )-wNU Service.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
so much of you any more. What have
you been doing? Dieting?"

so much of you any more. What have
you been doing? Dleting?"
"That diet stuff is the bunk" re-
sponded Mr.. Howley, whose equator
has shrunk from the circumference of
barrel to that of an orange. "All
you have to do is to toss a medicine
ball to somebody about 247 times each
morning and then take little ten
mile stroll in the afternoon. You can
eat all you want, except perhaps you'd
better lay off sugar, white bread,
gravy, potato, desserts, and stuff like
that"
So that's all you have to do. We
gazed admiringly at Mr.. Howley. He
certainly looked like the tallest and
slimest of movie heroes. But it might
not be becoming to us to be that slen-
der. We have not Mr.. Howley's height.
No, when you haven't the height to
carry it, you don't want to be too thin.
A tall tapering mast is all right, but
saw it off, and it does not look half
so imposing as smokestack. Besides,
we are not really plump-just healthy
looking.
&C. 1892. Bell syndicate.)-wNU Service.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28

bad, or worse. Prof. Artie McGovern,
for instance, likes to get some digni-
fed citizen extended on hardwood
floor and then induce him to take long
imaginary rides on a phantom bicycle.
1t certainly is silly looking pastime-
Prof. William Muldoon used to get
unsuspecting clients, miles from food
and shelter, on horseback and then re-
move the horse. Prof. William Brown
has many of the same ideas. Even
Gene Tunney is likely to coax some
absent-minded friend. far up or down
deserted wood road, miles from
taxicab and telephone.
Recently we met Daniel Howley,
who spends his summers managing the
Cincinnati baseball club. After one
look, we said to him: "We don't see
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
MyNeigbbor
Says: ' '

METAL door hinges should be
AvA washed frequently in warm soap
suds and when wiped dry the hinges
should be rubbed with oil to prevent
rusting
Use scissors to remove seeds and
pulp from green peppers when they
are being prepared for stuffing.
To keep sponges in good condition
you should occasionally wash them in
warm water with little tartaric acid
or soda, afterward rinsing in clear,
warm water.
Brass trays should be washed with
warm water and good yellow soap.
Rinse in clear water and polish with
channels leather. A little lemon
juice will remove stains.
TO- by the Associated Newspapers)
(WNU Service)
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
LIGHTS , 9 F. wa51Ek
of NEW YORK

If you have a desire to study life,
walk along the fashionable beaches.
There you will find all forms OF 1t.
The loveliest forms of life naturally
belong to youth, children OF the sun,
active, slender and brown. 1t some
times is almost startling to see light
blue eyes looking out of deeply tanned
faces surmounted by yellow hair. But
youth is by no means all you find on
the beaches. Look in front Of the ca
banas. There you will see those OF
more mature age preparing for their
place In the beach solar system. Some
of the males are especially noticeable.
AS a protection from soaring rays,
they carefully are amounting bullying
bodies with cocoa butter. They look
a little like over-ripe tomatoes, with
Oil dressing.
But we are a bit more charitable
toward plump figures than we were IN
days gone by. Not long ago we met
DR.. Edward Farrell, the dental sur
geon who plays big league baseball In
the off-season when the patients aren't
biting, and he said to US, II see your
chest is slipping" remark which
must have been intended as humorous
exaggeration. We may no longer
have the greyhound figure which dis
tinguished our youth, but we certainly
carry none of the excess poundage
found on certain of our friends and
acquaintance. We figure no man as
plump who counts less than three
chins.
We have, on various occasions, gone
so far as to discuss the matter of diet.
No man or woman in the world Is diff
cult to talk to If you start one Of three
or four subjects. Just mention Oper-
ations in general, sinus trouble or
diet, and both strong, silent persons
and bashful, inarticulate. persons be-
come as babbling brooks. The ques-
ton Of diet loosens the tongue beyond
the power Of strong drink. Everyone
either has tried or thought of trying
some diet and Is anxious to discuss
1t. Moreover, everyone is fanatical in
his desire to convert you to the par
ticular diet he happens to favor. Diet,
after all, is simple matter. All you
have to do is to stop eating everything
you like.
To be sure, there are some who ia
vor the exercise method This Is as
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
CAP :, Al
AND ~
Bells LII il
[i1AE1
CHIEF ATTRACTION

Every school child in New England
Is familiar with the kindly, benevo
lent features of the poet Longfellow.
During talk on character, teacher
In certain school held up picture
Of the kindly-faced poet.
who Is this?" she asked.
"Longfellow." chorused the class.
"Good!' said the teacher. Nov,
Mary, tell us what you notice about
his face"
"A whole lot of whiskers |" said
Nary promptly.-Boston Globe.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
College Day Romances
Prove Most Binding

Granville, Ohio.-Romances between
boys and girls of Denison university
bind couples far more securely than
those in the great "outside" world, &C.
cording to compiled records. Out of
$50 campus marriages at the school
have come only five divorces. 1t is an
average of one marriage failure to
each 76 weddings. The national aver
age Is one failure for each five or six
marriages.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Dryer Turns Damp
Pants Into Shorts

Lynn, Mass.-Eighty boys ar
rived at Lynn school with wet
clothes after bucking the storm.
Principal Willard sent the
boys to the school laundry.
They put the wet garments
into a dryer, but couldn't stop
the machine. Fifteen minutes
elapsed before they finally
stopped 1t.
Long trousers had become
Knockers and Knockers were
shorts.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Aluminium Abundant

Aluminium is the most abundant
metal yielded by the earth's crust.
Although not discovered as a separate
metal until 1924, science has since
determined that there Is more almui
mum than any other metal
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Air Force Figures
Worry to Britain

London.-British aeronautical au-
thorities are much concerned over
Great Britain's increasingly inferior
position of it's air corps, as revealed
by armament statistics, which most of
the nations have submitted to the
League of Nations for consideration.
A study of these statistics shows
that Great Britain is now fifth in nu-
mercial air strength and is rapidly be.
ing overhauled, even by Jugo-Slavia.
Statistics submitted to the league by
the various nations show their relative
strength in first line aircraft and their
total strength with all reserves as fol-
lows.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Witie-There's nothing more to be
said!
Hubby-Then you'll say 1t, of course.
Unafraid

Little Susan stood looking with round,
staring eyes at the visitors new cloche
hat.
Eventually the lady turned to the
little girl and asked her whether she
liked the hat she was staring at.
II do, Mrs. Mugge," came the inno-
cent reply. Mamma and Auntie Milly
said it was perfect fright the other
day, but it doesn't frighten me the
Wee-eSt bit"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
March of Progress

Omaha, Neb.-The march of human
progress was wildly portrayed here
March 10, when L. II. Atkinson, air
mail pilot killed in plane crash near
St Louis, was buried beside his twin
brother, Floyd, who was killed in
horse-and-buggy runaway 10 years ago.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
No Foresight

Newspapers are one-sided"
allow is that?"
"They always make fuss when a
famous man dies but never when
famous man is born"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
fearful Pastime

whats your little brother crying
about 2" asked the visitor.
"He isn't really crying" explained
the girl. "He was just trying to make
AN onion bounce like a rubber ball"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Pulls Out Shirt: Dies

New York.-When Frank Collins.
forty-four, pulle shirt from his
dresser drawer, II accidentally fired
revolver beneath. The bullet pene-
trated his forehead, killing him.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Leaving 1t to Papa

"Now, young man. you've been COM
Ing here quite lot what do you want
with my daughter?"
swell, sir, you know best what you
can afford"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Getting Training

She (engaged)-Jack is so crazy
about the radio, can hardly drag him
away from it.
Mrs. Wyse-Excellent training for a
husband, nv dear-listening.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Looking for Readers

"Why do you refer to politics as
great gamer"
My publicity" replied Senator
Sorghum, needs all the readers posi-
BILE. want to see If can't get it q
chance on the sporting page"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Cheero Chapters Fun f.s tor A the G 1badnns


g. Authorization for Kentucky.
IA. A distance of travel.
Is. A lake between New York
state and Canada.
II. A rod.
1S. Authorization for street.
20. A tag or label.
21. Abbreviation for British
India.
%. An aquatic mammal.
%. An old fashioned way of say
ing no.
%. window built out from a
wall and resting on a support.
26. To curve.
90. Authorization for example.
80. Straps attached to bit.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Big Season for Elies

Portland. Ore.-rhis Is going to be
a mig year for flies. On liner due
here soon. there are % tons of fly
catchers to be discharged at local
terminal
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
One ON the Verper

Officer-Is there man called Dash
lngton-Binks being married here to-
day?
Verger-Wedding now in progress.
Oficer-Well, / have warrant for
his arrest.
Verger-Friends of the bridegroom
on the right-hand side of the church.
please.-London Humorist.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28

SO. Used in driving horses.
81. Authorization of boys name.
38. Into or within.
80. Part Of the word Yosemite.
40. Part of the word place.
Al. Abbreviation for North East.
AZ. Authorization for Sunday
school,
VERTICAL
1. To set an estimate upon.
2. Abbreviation for editor.
8. A sleeping car.
4. A relative.
8. French for and.
6. What some people call their
father.
z. A modern means of travel.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Unreasonable, as Usual

OnfeASondbI6, ~ OSudI
II hear your wife Is SICK" said
Buster.
YES" grumblr I'd Kuster. II told her
we lust couldn't afford to be sick with
times so bad, and next day she went
down with the flu"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28

hafhundd Pittsburgh
Ella
Wendell Hickey Henderson Pittsburgh
establishing their knshp Fred
Wide sxtyet farmer Cesw pictured above pointing the
Of
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
Total

It Is believed, however, that Great
Britain's numerical inferiority Is con-
siderably offset by the exceptionally
high standard Of her air force per-
sonnet and the superiority of her types
of pursuit planes to those of most of
the other nations.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28

HORIZONTAL
1. A city in Nevada.
8. Highest mountain In Colo
RADIO.
8. Proposition meaning close to.
10. Thirteenth letter of the Greek
alphabet.
IL. Into or within.
IL. First letter of the alphabet.
ID. A colloquial exclamation.
IA. A city in Missouri.
10. Authorization for senior.
10. A town in England where
boys school is.
81. A city in Massachusetts.
"a. Popular mode of travel.
81. Authorization for Pennsyl-
vania.
%. An animal of Africa.
30. Part Of verb to be.
81. Time to arise.
33. Abbreviation for North river.
"a. A number under ten.
IS. A grassy plain.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
His Linz

His Line
Governor-Whnt is your occupation?
Convict-Composer of popular songs.
Governor-Put him in the copying
linz.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28
HIS IDEA OF POLO

ever see q game OF polO"
''Saw one once upon time. but
It must have been bum one as l
got the idea 1t was against the rules
to hit the ball"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1932-04-28

See Only Sins of Others
Other mems sins are before our
eyes; our own behind our backs
Seneca.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
I'm CHAMPIONS TO COMPETE AT NATIONAL
Light Horse Harry Cooper and
Walter Hagen Established
as Favorites

Cleveland, June 3O.-(R-A field
chock full of dark horses and a herd
OF par shooters who are capable o.
breaking loose at any time and burn-
ing up the place, teed off Thursday
morning in search of the Western
Golf association open championship.
at the Canterbury course.
From the field of some 100 one
could select no less than IS potential
victors without stretching the imag-
nation. With the withdrawal of
Gene Sarazen the Western is a wide
open affair.
Light Horse Harry Cooper estab-
lished himself prime favorite We'd
nesday when he toured Canterbury's
wind-swept hills in 68 strokes, four
under par. He was two under Tues
day. giving him a card of 1873 for the
sc holes.
Then there's Walter Hagen, four
times winner Of the event and tied
for second like number of times.
The Haig is very much on his game
right now and the critics say that il
he jumps into sizeable lead the first
two days he'll be hard to beat.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
BEN EASTMAN SEEN
AS CERTAIN WINNER
| IN RUNNING EVENTS
Lanky Pacific Coast Track Star
May Lower Two World
Records
STANFORD TEAM STRONG
Fordham Ace Promises New
Mark in TWo-MiIe Dis.
lance Grind

Roll call for the seth annual track
and field contests of the Inter
collegiate Amateur Athletic associa.
ton of America to be staged July !
and in University of CALIFORNIA; new
stadium. will bring together:
Ten 1881 champions who will try tt
duplicate their successes of year ago
Opinion seems to be unanimous
that Ben Eastman. stringy Stanford
lstar. will lower intercollegiate and
world marks in the quarter and half
mile. He has eclipsed the former rec
lord of Ala seconds three times this
mile standard of 1916 twice.
The century duel between Kiesel
California, and Wykoff, Southern
California defending champ, may
bring about new title-holder.
Joe McCluskey of Fordham prom
ises a new tWo-mile record down
around minutes and 10 seconds. The
present record is 9:22. Joe won last
year in 9:26.6.
Columbia's Bill O'Connor will be on
hand, seeking his third straight high
jump title. But the Trojan crew of
Van Osdel. McNaughton, Brannan
and Stewart may be too much for the
lanky Lion leaper.
Trojan Dick Barber is a cinch to
cop another broad jump crown.
Worth the price of admission, the
pole vaulting exhibition alone. Ora
Der of the Trojans is the defending
champ and record holder at IA feet y
inch. He will meet Miller of STAN
ford. Pool of California. Sutermeister
of Harvard jefferson of U. c. L. A.
and five Yale vaulters-Lee, William
son. Pierce. Squires and Thompson
all of whom have flirted with 14-foot |
heights throughout the season.
Nelson Gray of Stanford is the
shot put choice.
Stanford also may break the discus |
record of 100 feet 9si inches. Bobby |
Jones. defending champ, has tossed
the platter over 161 feet this year. He
ought not have too much trouble |
beating Laborde. a team mate, Crow |
ley of Yale and Hall.
The hammer and javelin throw rec
ords appear quite snug. McDougal Of
Penn should win the former. Metcal. |
Of Dartmouth. consistent at 200-foot |
distances, is accorded an edge In the |
javelin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
Sox and Win
In Junior League
Revamped Contingent Set
Down Second Place SOL
ons, 18 to S

The revamped Blue Sox tripped the
seond place Senator's. 10 to 5, and the
pace-setting Athletics continued a
winning streak to down the Indians,
% to 6, in games in the American
League in the local Junior baseball
circuit Wednesday.
The Athletic contest was
packed with dynamite, the AS pound
ing out four homers while WEIGH Of
the opposition also contributed four
base smash. Peterson OF the Athletics
got two of his teams homers With
McGinnis and Burchardt contributed
one apiece.
Burchardt. on the hill for the vim
ners. struck out II batsrnen while
Shultz of the Indians whitfield seven.
The Sox got away to 15-run mar
gin in the first three innings Of the
game with the Senators and were
never threatened. Jundt of the losers
played a stellar game in the field to
account for II putouts while Iback,
behind the bat for the Sox, also
played we'll to be credited with eight
Tho t,Oy sr0rnS.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
Six Aggregations
All Snarled Up in
Association Race
Minneapolis, Columbus, and In
dianapoIis Virtually Tied
For Lead

Chicago, June 80. -(P)-U Unless
something radical occurs during the
next few days. the Fourth of July will
not be a good date for picking the
probable winner of the American AS
ISOLATION title.
As Columbus moved on to Toledo,
and louisville invaded Indianapolis
today, four clubs, Minneapolis Co.
lumbus, Indianapolis and Kansas
City, were we'll snarled up in the
struggle for first place, and Milwau-
kee and Toledo We're close enough to
be considered contenders At the
rate the leaders have been going.
none will be far enough in front b.
independence Day to stamp itself as
the favorite.
Minneapolis, Columbus and Indian
apoliS Thursday were virtually tied for
the Lead with the MillerS holding
what advantage there was-two per-
centage points-and Kansas City Was
only a game behind Milwaukee and
Toledo both were above the 500 per-
centage mark
Indianapolis pulled up to even
terms Wednesday by shaking Column
bus down twice, 8 to l. and 10 to 4.
Kansas City gained some territory
and prevented Minneapolis from TAX
ing advantage of Columbus two re-
verses. by winning the first game OF
the series, 8 to 8. The contest was
slugging match. with the Millers do
ing most of the hitting. and the Blues
doing better with their blows. Paul
Richards did his best to give the Mil
lers a victory by blasting out two
home runs and a double, but the
Blues punched their hits and accom-
plished a pair Of double plays to edge
out the decision
Toledo continued to gallop along
and got past the 500 mark by knock
ing Louisville over twice The Mud
hens resorted to frequent and long
hitting, collecting 80 hits for 30 bases.
The Hens took the opened to l, and
the second, 8 to q.
st. Paul finally snapped it's losing
streak at nine straight by downing
Milwaukee, 5 to 0.
Saints Beat Brewers
MllWaukee-St. Paul defeated the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
SaraZen Stands to
Make Heavy Sugar

New York, June 3O.-(E)-Al-
though he will play in only one
more major golf tournament this
season, the Professional Golfers
association championship at St.
Paul late in August. Gene Sara
zen, new king OF the links. stands
to make at least $25O,O0O the next
two years.
The winner of the British and
American open titles was guaran-
teed that sum in a business con-
tract signed Wednesday with Ray
Mccarthy, New York promoter
Mccarthy will manager all of
Sarazen's affairs, including exhi-
bition matches and motion picture
work.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
~ A.! :

(By The Associated Press)
Philadelphia - Tommy Lough-
ran, Philadelphia, outpointed
Steve Hamas, New York, (10);
Ralph Ficucello, Brooklyn, out
pointed Meyer (KO) Christner,
Akron, O., 49,; Mack House, Will
kesbarre, Pa, outpointed Eddie
Benson, New York, (8); frankie
Cawley, Pittston, Pa, outpointed
Walter Cobb, Baltimore, ~.
New YOrk-Freddie Miller.
Cincinnati, knocked out Nat
Suess, Brownsville, N. Y, (5).
Pittsburgh-Lew Massey, Phila-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1932-06-30
DODGERS LAND IN
!. FOURTH POSITION
in SENIOR LEAGUE
ack Wilson Slams Out 18th
; Circuit Smash as PhiIs
! Lose, 7 to o
ETROIT BEATS CLEVELAND
city Gomez Kno C k ed OFF
Mound When He Seeks
18th in a Row
CBy the Associated Press

Max Carey, manager Of the Brook
Dodgers, did his best bit Of mas
Winding of the season when he
Acided a month ago to give Hollis
1urston a break.
Up to then, ThurSton had been do
relief pitching now and then with
different success.
On May %, Carey sent the 32-year-
d righthander against the Giants.
hurston went the route and won,
to 4. Since then. Thurston has gone
the hill five times, and Wednes-
~ he marked up his sixth straight
Glory. His rare success since he was
'omoted to the varsity is one of the
reasons why the Dodgers are in
tie for fourth place in the National
,ague, only three games from the
p.
Wednesdays 7 to 0 win over the
MILES was Thurston'S Secon d
raight shutout and ran his record
consecutive scoreless innings to o.
ack Wilson's 18th home run with
70 on featured the Brooklyn assault.
CAlCs lStllANNi w SSoiC lOuI
ms in the last of the ninth. the Gin
matt Reds dropped another one
IN decision to ST. Louis, 10 to 9.
My two games were billed in the
ational.
Lefty Gomez, seeking his 18TH
sraight victory. was knocked from
lie hill in the eighth, but the high
ying Yankees defeated Washing
m, to 5, and maintained their
ing lead in the American League.
De Sewell's two home runs played
big part in the Yankee triumph.
Gorge Pipgras relieved Gomez and
,ceived credit for the win.
Detroit frightened its hold on Sec
nd place by humping Cleveland,
to 4.
Irving Hadley allowed only four
its in pitching the st. Louis Browns
6 to l win over Chicago. Lyn
torti hit home run for the win
erS.