The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1932-04-16

TO hear the captains tell 1t:
I, Jack -jackers. Onr
champions, and well deserving oi
this honor. ssWelI, 1 told won So,
We won because the, boys knew
that they wonIdn't get their money
unless they did. They can thank
my directton.n Mr. Murphy didn't
state which direction.
Patsy Carney; Out Casts i,'Well,
we tried and Irguess thatewe made
q good showing" I'll say you did
Patsy. ~ dssai
Francis Gag Mitchell Has
Beens: I'VE should have had thu
first place. Farren held back our
team. What did Joe CoughIin do
to back up my high scores and
Tom Fitzmaurice did you see his
bowling etc; etc, etc" Aw, hooey!
Oh, nuts, ETC.! f2f1E
Harry Ryan, Apple Knockers:
Personally I have no comm ents ?
We did the best that we could I'M
der the circumstances" You need
a couple OF more dancing lessons
my boy. 'l.'i ~ q
Francis coughlin; vagabonds:
Yeah, they sent me a couple of
substitutes for most Of the games
How could we do anything.
couldn't win all OF the games my
self" No you couldn't Francis.
Francis Fitzgerald: s.Why You
have the nerve TO ask me why We
won and lost rs. Say, have you
seen the games put ON by two OF
my men during the season? You
certainly have crust, what / mean.r
Sure, why not? guess the two
men must be Jim Moore and Dam
ny Commerford, whoever they
are.
Here they are trying to get in a
last word on. : the life of an. am
ateur scribe doing his stuff.
AL Herbert ibid you see that
swell blonde? Where are you GO.
ing tomorrow night" Sure ok.
Charles Keegan: fYes.s sir,g 1t
takes good old Chevrolet to bring
you there. They cAnstsbe beaten 7
That may be true but I'd like to
get back again too.
Joe Coughlin: ITS the breaks
of the game" Somebody ought to
break that good for nothing head
Of .'yourn.'
Bill Keller: "Sure, I used to
catch for the roundhouse gang
Why didn't they teach you how to
bowl. and do good job of it.?
Francis Lawlor: Now I'd like
to give rough estimate on our
chances next season." Estimate
your grandmother, i got a head
ache from listening, to yoY during
cy Dunphy: "Tut! Tut. And
right back at you.
Jim Caffery. watch this hook!'
Yeah! Hang your coat on IL and
don't take 1t off.
Doc Shanahan: Throw 'em
straight" Gwan yourself.
Joe Kelly: "Once I could bowl
with the best Of them" What
dya' mean, your Has Been? oh,
Mitchell!
Jack Kelly: "Tn do better next
time" Oh, sure just night of,
makes 70 in all don't 1t Jack?
Harry Simpson: Why you old
hook ball thrower you.
Francis Farren: "Oh, say I have
IIObAlHS ~ Sdys VI IA cECys Sull
yourself about 1t. I know of a
warmer climate!
Jim Moore-"Gwan, you'll put IT
in the paper. Well, whose going
to read it anyhow?
Frank Buster" Kennedy: did
you see that one go DOWN." A
little while, ago when you were
hAv MI cid nv,<
some peaches on their way"
Where's my hat. maybe I can catch
up with them.
Frank Topper" Kennedy: .I'n
bring the kid around. Don't do it
or he will go home and tell the
wife the kind of a bowler that you
are and she will keep you home
nights.
Daniel Commerford: 'I'n bring
around a rope next week." Just
the thing for towing Phalen's oar
home.
Red Broderick: II like bowling
and next in turn like apple pie
and then wrestling" You would.
you redhead.
Joe Dunphy: II can't think of
anything to say" Here's q pass
AOI Lie SCWAu6 CiFClc.r aAsfs
Joe Dunn: what, me speak for
publication" Well, may be I'm
wrong-s'long. joel -
mirers goodby.' -That shouldn't be
hard. There he does out the door
door.
Larry Kilbride: NO she can't
talk yet" Just like the old man as
Inv t..
Tom Fitzmaurice: II should
have had six more on that last
game" Tom was the greatest
booster of this year Just as he Is
in anything that he undertakes. II
you enjoyed 1t Tom then it was a
did you see that ball curve?"
Yeah. they always curve right into
the gutter. ss
These are just few Of the re-
marks passed at the closing ses-
sion. Can you blame anyone for
getting hard boiled r. f.rssnS III
The last game Between the Hi
Jackers and the Has Beens twas
ping high single Herbert was given
iAA0C that Ouiy hc COutu Jake.
The entire organization was loud
in their applause for Jimmy Elan.
agan's work while Mitchell con-
tinued to grab gas. This game
proved to be what is known as
garrison finish. ~
Bill Dwyer said that he'd give
me something along these lines but
that was as far as Bill went, so
here it is anyhow: ';St Patrick's
Bowling League wishes to thank
Father valentiejus and hisi alley
manager, Jake. for their very
splendid cooperation. We hope to
be back again around the last OF
September with bigger and IL
possible, better league. We extend
our thanks to Johnny Quincy of
the Democrat and. his assistant,
George Dillon. We cannot forget
Chick Kelley in this distribution"
Good things can't last forever. a.