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Evening star., 1932-06-25
BIBLE INSTITUTE HOLDS
ANNUAL COMMENCEMENT
rs Graduates Presented Certificates
at Services at Fourth Pres
byterian Church.

The annual commencement Of the
Bible Institute Of Washington was held
Monday evening in Fourth Presbyterian
Church. The president Of the institute,
Irwin H. Linton. presided and delivered
an address Of welcome. Lawrence Rey-
nolds led in the congregational singing
After prayers by Rev. Alex r. Kuldell
founder of the school, and Mrs. VIII
liam Hunter, vice president Of the
Ladies Auxiliary Society, the Male
Chorus Of Fourth Church sang, directed
by Mrs. Hazel Adair, who accompanied
them at the piano.
Mrs. Hunter read the annual report
Of the auxiliary from Mrs. Frances
Davis, secretary. Oscar Kuldell sang
A series Of two-minute talks were made
by Misses Blosser, Ohler, Webb and
Waters and Mrs. w. G. Russell,
students. The dean of the school, DR..
James H. Miers, presented certificates
TO the IS graduates.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
ST0RY-SERM0N PLANNED
Rev. Frank s. Miles Announces
Topic.

Rev. Frank s. Niles will preach at
the IL o'clock service of the George
town Presbyterian Church tomorrow
on 'The Vocation of Christian"
There viii also be story-sermon for
the children. The evening service at
1880 o'clock will be led by Eugene Case.
The intermediate service at 6:45 o'clock
will be led by Miss Helen Mae Weitzel.
The midweek service Thursday eve
ming will be at 3 O'Clock in Cissel
Chapel. Rev. Mr.. Niles will give talk
on The Message Of the Chronicles"
Evening star., 1932-06-25
Prince Aids Shack Dwellers.

An appeal made by hundreds of ex
service men living in converted railway
cars and bus bodies at Sully and Rhoose,
Wales, has brought a response from the
Prince Of Wales. When the Cardiff
Rural Council decided to drive the shack
dwellers away the men wrote to the
Prince, who. in turn, asked the council
regarding their decision. The council
has replied by giving a full report and
the authority under which eviction no.
tices were given.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
VICTORY OF FAITH TOPIC
DR.. Daugherty to Preach at Nation
al Memorial United Brethren.

At the National Memorial United
Brethren Church tomorrow the min
lister, DR. S. B. Daugherty, will preach
at IL am. on THE Victory of Faith"
after which the election Of representa-
tives on the offlcial board viii be held.
There will be service Of music at
8 pm, conducted by the quartet
choir, composed of Mrs. Ruby Zwinglas,
soprano; Mrs. Kathryn Satterfield, con-
tralto; Horatio Rench, tenor, and
Harry Forker, baSso, under the direc-
ton of Harry @. Kimball, organist and
leader. The minister will give q brief
address on "Hymnology."
Sunday school Is at 9:40 am. and
the G. E. Societies at pm
The annual Sunday school picnic viii
be held June 2S at Glen Echo Park.
The cars will leave the church at 10
o'clock in the morning. There win be
no midweek service.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
"0UR IDEA OF GOD"
is SERMON SUBJECT
Members of Church Will Attend
Evening Union Services at
Episcopal Church.

In the First Methodist Church of
Chevy Chase tomorrow at IL o'clock the
pastor, Rev. Edward d. Latch, will
have for the subject of his sermon,
Our Idea of God" In the evening
members of the congregation will at
tend the Chevy Chase union service to
be held at the Episcopal Church.
Church school meets at $50 am.
Members Of the church will give a
reception for Rev and Mrs. Latch Tues
day evening In the social hall of the
church. DR.. Meeks, district superin-
tendent, will be one Of the guests.
w. S. Gard will make an address of
welcome and Mrs Marshall G. Guthrie
will sing. Miss Adah Wilson is chair
man of the Committee OF Arrange
ments, assisted by Miss Byrd Belt. Mrs.
William DeLashmutt will be chairman
of the Refreshment Committee and Mrs.
Frank Simpson decorations.
The pastor will conduct the mid
week prayer meeting Thursday evening.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
DR.. JOHN COMPTON BALL
TO TALK ON "ROMANCE"
Champion Young Peoples Bowling
Teams to Be Guests at
Evening Service.

At the Metropolitan Baptist Church
tomorrow morning DR.. John Compton
Ball, the pastor, will speak on The
Romance Of Christianity" and in the
evening on "The Brimming Cup" At
this service the loving cups won by
the bowling teams connected with the
Young Peoples Societies will be ex-
hibfted, and the champion teams will
be the special guests OF the church. The
Phi Gamma Kappa Quartet will assist
the choir in the musical program Of the
evening.
The class in teacher training will
be resumed Tuesday at z pm. Miss
Maude Saunders is the teacher.
The Bible school teachers meet Thurs
day evening. The subject for discussion
is Childhood and Education Of Moses. "
w. e. Bolls will have charge OF the
service Prayer and praise service will
follow This is covenant meeting
led by the pastor.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
UNION SERVICE PLANNED
Three Churches to Hold Summer
Meetings.

The first OF the union services in
which All Souls Unitarian Church,
Mount Pleasant Congregational Church
and the UniYersalist National Memorial
Church are cooperating during the
Summer months will be held at All
Souls Church, Sixteenth and Harvard
streets tomorrow morning at IL o'clock.
The minister of All Souls, DR.. Ulysses
G. B. Pierce. will preach on "Compan-
ions in the Way" Three more services
win be held in All Souls Church. On
July "a, the services will be transferred
70 Mount Pleasant Congregational
Church and the last four services. end
ing on September II, will take place in
the Uniyersslist National Memorial
Church.
This Is the fourth year these three
churches have united for services dur
ing the Summer months.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
DR.. w. |. DARBY TO SPEAK
AT CHURCH OF BRETHREN
Secretary of Capital Federation to
Outline Cooperation of
Denominations.

At the Washington City Church of
the Brethren tomorrow morning DR.. w.
L. Darby, secretary of the Federation of
Churches, will speak on the work of the
federation and the cooperation of the
churches of the city. He Is doing this
at the request of the pastor, DR.. F. F.
Holsopple, who is supporter Of that
movement.
The Christian Endeavor meets at 6:45
pm.
The union service will be held at the
North Carolina Avenue Methodist
Protestant Church and Rev. C. L. Daw-
son will be the speaker. This service
will be held at pm.
A B. Y. P. D. rally and banquet was
held in honor of DR.. p Roy Brammell
and Mrs Brammell, who have been
active workers with the young people
and who are leaving the city to take up
work at Storrs College in Connecticut.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
COMMUNION PLANNED
Program at All Saints Church Is
Arranged.

In All Saints Episcopal Church to-
morrow morning the rector, Rev. Henry
Teller Cooke, will have for the sub
ject of his sermon, Sharing the Re-
ligion of the Christ" There will be
holy communion at 7:30 am. During
the Summer months there will be Sun
day school at GAS am. in Kingan
Chapel for the younger children. un-
der the supervision Of Mrs. Joseph E.
Angel.
The rector will be the speaker to-
morrow at pm. at the service to be
held on the lawn of the church, under
the auspices of the Chevy Chase
Protestant Churches. His subject will
be The Sustaining Power Of the
Christ"
Evening star., 1932-06-25
LEAGUE TO LEAD SERVICE
District Epworth Group to Conduct
Central Union Mission Program.

The program Of the Central Union
Mission Chapel services to be held at
7:45 pm. tomorrow will be in charge
Of the District Epworth League.
Week day meetings, beginning at 8
pm, are to be under the following
auspices: Monday, Christian Endeavor
Society of the United Brethren Church;
Tuesday Young Peoples Union Of the
First Baptist Church; Wednesday,
Christian Endeavor Society Of the
National Baptist Memorial Church;
Thursday, Christian Endeavor Society
of the National City Christian Church;
Friday. First Grace Reformed Church
Christian Endeavor Society. and Satur-
day Rhode Island Avenue Methodist
Protestant Church.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
Scotland Honeymoon Land.

Scotland has been entertaining more
newly-weds this year than ever before
and II the number increases 1t may
adopt the nickname Of Honeymoon
Country" Whether the selection of the
place is thrift idea of bride or groom
Honeymocners of all classes appear to
have made Caledonia their Mecca this
year. and there is no sign of the rush
ending.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
Rev. Robert Shores breaches.

Rev. Robert Shores, president of the
Anglo Catholic Club Of Washington,
who is in Minneapolis arranging for
celebration Of the Tooth anniversary
Of the oxford Movement in 1888, was
celebrant at the early services at
Gethsemane Church last Sunday and
special preacher of morning prayer at
st. Andrews Church.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
Major Radio Features

DRAMA
The Goldbergs. wRC. 6:45; "K-7,"
WRC, 7:30.
SPEECHES.
what the Democrats Should Accom-
plish," by James A. Reed, WNd1AIA
9:15.
VARIETY.
Abe Lymans Orchestra, WNAI, 7:l5;
Ruth Etting and Nat Shilkrets Or
cheStra, WMAI, 900; Russ Colum-
DO, WRC, 1902.
DANCE MUSIC.
George Olsen's Orchestra, WRC,
900; Smith Ballew's Orchestra,
WMAL, 1i:00; Noble SiSsle's Or
ctestra, WMAL., 1880; Musical
Gauchos, WRC, 1870; Charlie Ag-
news Orchestra, wRC, 1900.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
NEWS WILL BE THEME
DR.. J. H. Hollister to Give Sermon
at Chevy Chase Presbyterian.

From the Columns Of the Newspap-
ers" will be the subject of DR.. j. H.
HOLSTERS sermon at IL o'clock tomor-
row morning at the Chevy Chase Pres
byterian Church.
The union service will be held on the
lawn of All Saints Episcopal Church
Sunday evening at o'clock. DR.. H.
Teller Cooke will preach.
A group Of the young people will have
a swimming party at the Marjorie Web
ster School Monday night.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
COMM UNION HOUR SET
Rock Creek Episcopal Church Pro-
gram to Start at $50 AN.

The services tomorrow at Rock Greek
Episcopal Church, Rock Creek Church
road and Webster street, are as fol-
lows: Holy communion, $50 am.
church school, am; morning prayer
and sermon by the rector, DR.. Franklin
J. Bohanan, II am.
There will be Sunday school excur-
sion next Tuesday to Glen Echo.
st. Peters day, on Wednesday, holy
communion will be celebrated at 9 am.
The Boy Scouts will meet at 1880 pm.
Friday.
The services will be held tomorrow at
Holy Comforter Chapel, STA Georgia
avenue.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
DR.. HARRIS TO PREACH
ON NEW CHURCH CALL
Evening Subject at Foundry
Methodist Tomorrow Evening
Will Be Modern Pagans."

DR.. Frederick Brown Harris, pastor
of Foundry Methodist Episcopal
Church, will preach tomorrow morning
on the theme, THE Call for New
Crusade" In the evening his subject
will be Modern Pagans."
The monthly meeting of the official
board win be held Wednesday eve
ming.
A daily Vacation Bible School will
be conducted each day in the Let's
Building for two weeks, beginning
Monday morning, under the auspices
Of the Washington Federation Of
Churches.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
YOUNG PEOPLE RETURN

Metropolitan Presbyterian Reports
on Convention to Be Heard.
The Metropolitan Presbyteria n
Church was represented during the
past week at the Young Peoples Con-
ference at Frederick, Md, in Hood Col
lege, by six young people. They were
Carol Bohrer, Catherine Curtin. Lois
Gray, Alethia Robinson and Eowin
Rice. They will be the speakers IN
the church service tomorrow morn
ing to pass on the impressions and
benefits Of the conference to other
young people and the church. The
conference was made up Of young peo-
pie from Presbyterian Churches in
Maryland, Virginia, Delaware and the
District of Columbia.
The church was represented last week
at the same place in the Synod OF
Baltimore and the Synodical Conference
by Mr. and Mrs A B. Garden and Mr..
and Mrs. Royal Beck.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
BIBLE TALKS CONTINUE
lexington Presbyterian Pastor to
Preach on "Book of Kings"

The series of addresses on the books
Of the Bible will be continued at the
lexington Presbyterian Church tomor-
row evening at o'clock. The theme,
as announced, is THE Book of Kings. "
The pastor, Rev Henry B. Wooding,
will be assisted at the morning service
by Rev Loyal w. Madden Of De-
catur, H.
The prayer and praise service will be
held Thursday evening at o'clock.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
SERVICE HOURS CHANGED
Albright Memorial Evangelical
Puts Summer Schedule in Force.

The Summer schedule of services Is
now in force at Albright Memorial
Evangelical Church. The Sunday
School Summer Assembly begins at
$50 am. and is held in the young
peoples assembly hall.
The morning church service Is held
at 1915 o'clock. The minister, Rev.
George E. Schnabel will preach to-
morrow. using as his sermon theme,
Into the Woods My Master Went"
The Christian Endeavor will meet
Thursday night with the program in
charge of the Service Committee OF
which Robert Schwits is chairman.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
WTNAT 475.9 Meters.
w 4fAhL 63O KiIocycIeS.

! l:30-Columbia Salon Orchestra.
2:00-Westphal's Orchestra.
2:30-The Round Towners.
3:00--Ann Leaf at the organ.
3:30-Tommv Christians Orchestra.
4:00-Eddy Duchin's Orchestra
4:30-Mme. Belle Forbes Cutter and
orchestra.
500-Freddie Martins Orchestra.
5:30-Jack Miller.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
GUEST PASTOR TO SPEAK
Committee Plans Annual Outing of
Class.

The mems Bible class Of Eastern
Presbyterian Church viii have as guest
speaker tomorrow at 10 am. Rev. H. v.
Wheeler, pastor of Emory M. e. Church
South.
A committee composed Of p F. Mac
Donald, J. L. Bair and w. s. Bell have
been instructed to investigate and Sc
lect a place for the annual outing of
the class to be held on August 13.
Albert K. Williams, president, and
George H. winslow, teacher, will rep
resent the class at the Organized Bible
Glass Association conference at West
minister, Nd, July 2 to 4.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
VOLUNTEERS SUBJECT
Rev. Charles Austin to Preach at
Relief Mission.

Rev. Charles Austin, pastor Of the
West Washington Baptist Church. will
be the guest preacher at services Of
the Volunteers Of America tomorrow
afternoon in the Relief Mission at All
Pennsylvania avenue. His subject will
be Gods Program for Our Lives"
The services will be conducted by
Capt. Jennie Ingram. The musical pro-
gram viii be directed by Lieut.. Junia
Ingram, who will sing several solos, ac-
companied by Mrs. Charles Austin.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
PICNIC WILL BE HELD
Wisconsin Avenue Baptist Bible
School Sets Event Tuesday.

1.-TWO Master Builders" is the SER
mon tomorrow at IL O'Clock at Wis
consin Avenue Baptist Church by the
pastor. Rev. Clarence Ray Ferguson
He will preach at 8 pm. on Made Free
by the Truth"
Bible school will be at $50 am. The
annual Bible school picnic will be held
T1Jesdsy in Rock Creek Park. Mid
week services Wednesday, the deacons
and deaconesses meeting at pm. and
church prayer service at pm.
The closing meeting Of the Popular
Bible class Monday at 8 pm. The
study viii be the Bible Doctrine Of the
Church"
The Vacation Bible School for the
primary and junior departments will
be conducted July through % in a
tent
Evening star., 1932-06-25
EPISCOPAL TOPIC GIVEN
Rev. E A. LeMoine to Preach on
Parable of the Talents"

At ST. Columba's Episcopal Church
tomorrow morning the rector. Rev. E. A.
LeMoine, will preach on the Parable
of the Talents" Tomorrow night will
be the last evening service until Sep
tember All the church organizations
are planning to attend this service. The
sermon will be "Christ's keynote Speech
to His Party" The closing exercises
of the church school will also be held
tomorrow morning, when certificates Of
promotion will be given.
A congregational meeting has been
called for Monday evening. The post
poned Bicentennial program win be
given the evening of June 30.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
chow TO BE HAPPY"
Rev. C. B. Austin to Preach on
Subject Tomorrow.

Rev c. 3. Austin, pastor Of the West
Washington Baptist Church. will preach
tomorrow morning on Gods Program
for Our Lives" and at pm. on How
to Be Happy"
The woman's Missionary Society will
meet in the Sunday school auditorium
Tuesday evening. The pastor will speak
at the midweek service Thursday even
ing on THAT Most Royal Employment"
Evening star., 1932-06-25
The Dial Log.

Flashes from The Evening Star,
q resume OF iDorld net0s, is broadcast
daily bg WMAL at 5:45 pm.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
PASTOR ANNOUNCES TOPIC
Rev. Irving W. Ketchum Plans
Two Sermons.

What He Found in Church" is the
sermon subject tomorrow morning of
Rev. Irving W. Ketchum at Peck Me-
mortal Chapel At 7:45 pm. a gospel
song service will be held. Special music
will be rendered by the choir. Rev. Mr..
Ketchum will speak on Jesus the
Healer" Sunday school convenes at
GAS am
The subject of the Christian Endeavor
Society at 7 pm. will be How Does
Christ Meet the Needs of the World?"
Wednesday at pm. the pastor will
conduct congregational religious
service. The Ladies Aid Society will
hold a lawn fete from to 10 pm.
Friday. The Sunday school will con-
tinue through July.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
HIGH LIGHTS ELSEWHERE.

7:O0-Danger Fighters, dramatic sketch
WIZ, WBAL. WBZ. sWHAM
and KDKA.
Goldman Band-WJZ, WHAAl
and KDKA.
s:30--"The First Nightsr," dramatic
sketch-WJzs wRAL., WHAAd,
KDKA, WBz and WIW.
9:00-Melodic Gems, mixed quartet
WIZ, WBAL, WBZ and wHAM.
9:l5-Snoop and Peep. comedy sketch
WIZ, WBZ, WBLAL and WHAM.
e:30-Mathilde Harding, pianist, and
Irene Harding, organist-WJZ,
WBAL. WHAM, KDKA and
WJR.
e:45-"Hell, Marie" comedy skit-
WIZ, WBAL, WHAM and
KDKA.
IL :00-Jack Denny's Orchestra-WJZ,
WBAL, WJR and WLW.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
GUNTON-T TEMPLE TOPICS
DR.. Bernard Braskamp to Deliver
Sermon Tomorrow.

Sermon Tomorrow.
The sacrament Of the Lords supper
will be observed tomorrow morning at
the Gunton- Temple Memorial Presby-
terian Church. The pastor. DR.. Bernard
Braskamp, will give the address. sun
day school meets at 9:45 am. and
Christian Endesvor Societies at 6:4o
pm.
The adult department of the Sunday
school will hold picnic in Rock Creek
Park this afternoon.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
STUDENT TO PREACH
Preston Campbell to Talk at First
Brethren.

Preston Campbell. student at Ash
land College, Ashland. Ohio, viii preach
at the IL o'clock service at the First
Brethren Church tomorrow. At pm.
Rev. Homer A. Kent. pastor. win preach
from the subject Immediately After
Death, What? Where?"
Sunday school will meet at $50 am.
Young Peoples Christian Endeavor will
meet at pm.
A Summer Bible school will open
Monday at 9 am. and win continue
three weeks,
Evening star., 1932-06-25
wDC 315.6 Meters.
w NN $50 KiiocyeIeS.

l:30-Symphonic Matinee.
2:00-Merry Madcaps.
2:3o-Chautauqua Opera Hour.
3:00-Matinee Gems.
3:30-Mme Lolita Gainsborg, pianist.
345-The Lady Next Door.
415-"Skippy."
4:30-Resume Of the National Open
Golf Tournament.
Of Great Services" by Elwood
Street.
5:00-Waldorf-A Astoria Orchestra.
5:30-St. Regis Orchestra.
6:00-Anlos n Andy.
6:l5-"Prospective Policies Of the Dem
ocratic Party" by Jouett Shouse.
6:30-Sparkling Quarter hour.
6:45-The Goldbergs.
7:00-Civic Concerts Program.
7:30-"K-7."
S:00-Resume of the National Open
Golf Tournament.
8:15-BoSton Pop" Concert.
9:00-George Olsen's Orchestra.
10 0:00-Last-Minute News.
l0:02-RuSs Columbo.
l015-Pre-C Convention Broadcast, by
William Hard
l0:30-Don Bestor's Orchestra.
L ll:00-Ralph Kirbery.
II :05-Weather forecast.
| l :06-Buddy Rogers Orchestra.
II :30-The Musical Gauchos.
l2:00-Charles Agnews Orchestra.
1890 to l:00a-The Barn Dance.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
RECEPTION is PLANNED
Cleveland Park Congregational
Event Slated Tomorrow Night.

"The Higher Prosperity will be the
subject of sermon at the Cleveland
Park Congregational Church by the
pastor, Rev George Farnham. At
O'Clock Sunday evening at the home
OF Col. and Mrs. H. La It. Cavenaugh,
3547 Quebec street. there will be re-
ception for members and friends OF
the church. Mrs. Cavenaugh Is pres1-
dent of the Womans Association Of the
church.
The church will be closed during
July and August. The pastor will
spend his vacation at Old Mystic, Conn.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
Today on the Radio
<.u -oo-cv,, ,cbadv,.d ,o- ro.,srn Standard TtmeJ

5:45-F1ashes from The Evening Star,
bv Howard Bailey.
6:O0-Time and program resume.
s,OI-Ieon Belasco's Orchestra.
S:i5-"Affairs of Our Government" by
Senator Capper of Kansas.
6.30-Do-Re-Me Trio.
6.45-Chamber of Commerce Forum.
7 7:00-Armenian Musical Chorus.
7.15-Abe Lyman's Orchestra.
7 30-Vaughn de Leath.
7:45-Talk by o. H Caldwell.
s:0o-Isham Jones Orchestra.
s:3o-United States Army Band.
e:O0-Ruth Etting and Nat Shilkret's
Orchestra.
e:15-Coiumbia Institute of Public
Affairs-Former Senator Reed
of Missouri.
e:45-The Coral Islanders.
Beasley. contralto.
lO:I5-Don Redmans Orchestra.
10 :30-Harold Stern's Orchestra.
IL :OO-Smith Ballew's orchestra.
II :30--Noble SiSsle's orchestra.
:O0-Weather Report.
Evening star., 1932-06-25
wnT 22S.9 Meters.
w OA 1910 Kilocycles.


3:o0-Walter Reed Program.
3:30-Sports Program.
3:45-Agnes Charnstrom, contralto.
4.00-Norma Black, contralto, and
Frederick Gross, tenor.
4l5-Songs by Betty Thompson.
4:30-Jacob Sokol, baritone.
4:45-Readings by Nell Lewis Stat
ford
5:OO-Songs by Dorothy De Haven.
5l5-Stradley Players.
5:3O-Dorothy Reddish, soprano.
5:45-Program by walter T. Holt.
6:O0-Dinner Concert.
6:l5-Nordica Orchestra.
6:45-The Piano Club.
7:0O-Tiny Tim Tiller.
7:18-Elks' Good VIII Message.
7:20-News Flashes
7.30-Today in Sports.
7:45-Eddie Leger, banjoist.
8:00-Joe and Harry.
8:35-Twilight Melodies.
$50 to 9:00-Euphonic Quartet.
The Chapel Hill weekly., 1932-01-22
Democrats in Hard Times

That was great show the
Democrats of the nation put on
at the swank Mayflower hotel
in Washington" writes W. O.
Saunders in his Elizabeth City
Independent. 1.-TWO thousand
Democrats hollering hard times,
chickenless pots and empty din
nerpails, sat down to a dinner
consisting of chilled tomatoes
stuffed with lobster, cream of
mushroom soup, filet mignon. AL
gratin potatoes, green peas, hot
Maryland biscuit, romaine and
melon salad, fancy ice cream,
chocolate layer cake, and coffee,
costing SIS a plate"
The Chapel Hill weekly., 1932-01-22
GLAD RHYMES FOR SAD TIMES
The Silrer Lining

0, all We tribe of Polyanna
Arise and sing glad HOsanna!
The .SolUent is lucky bloke-
Perhaps his bank will not go broke;
The Bdnkrupt smiles at others ills
He needn't try to pay his bills
The Homeless happily relaxes,-
While others strive to raise their taxes;
The Pduper's lot is best to choose
He hasn't got thing to lose;
The Thin, who have no appetite,
Rejoice they have no food to bite;
The Fat, whose cells cry out to heed 'em
Are glad they have their fat to feed 'em;
The Well are glad they are not ill
They may support existence still;
The Sick are glad they are not stronger
They may not have to live much longer;
SO let us lift our merry voices,
To see how all the world rejoces,
The while we wave our lucky banner
And cheer in no uncertain manner!
Barbara Heu6
The Chapel Hill weekly., 1932-01-22

A couple o years ago | used to
get 81, but then this year I'm
catchin' twice as many coons, 50
it evens up. The huntin' partie 5
pay the same as they always
did, and / got twice as many
hounds. | got more hounds than
] need. and when a man has more
hounds than he can use he's
pretty we'll off.
I'D like to have my gun made
into a hammerless, but then |
never miss much with a hammer
gun. ! see men miss shots with
a hammerless. 50 why make a
change? COME to think Of it..
I'm better off than | was Lass
wear or the year before There 3
more pork in my smokehouse
than I've had for a long time.
Things are cheaper at the stores,
50 that if had any more'n | GO
I'd be plum puzzled to know
What to do ahont il
Il got 50 much laid away now
| I'm thinkin' about getting cow,
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mi h,,,. . feu. more bo,,nd dogs in
s,nad n, MOT s,,,.o about . cow
An,.bo,r I don,t carn much. fo.
raill1
"Tba dcnrnxsion amt bother
i,,, ,,o MONO with thino. coin
IVA v.a, tbov .rn onIv hone
+b,.a ,;,,o. u.il kaon nh
"Tho l;anor ennction = nevpi.
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bo,.. s;ouo saw. the Iight
The Chapel Hill weekly., 1932-01-22
HANDWRITING FOR SALE

Hand-weaving and hand-ham-
mered pewter made by the
native weavers and artisans of
Penland, n. c. Bedspreads,
rugs, coats, children's dresses,
platters, ash trays, etc. Mrs.
George F. Bason, sol Z. Frank
lin street, Chapel Hill, N. c.
Telephone 1921.