The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-01-02
HOOEY SAYS THERE ARE VITAMINs IN IT

Make mine chocolate, please. Nothing but chocolate. And seeing I'm not feeling very fat this evening you may pour Q spoonful or two of that nice gooey chocolate fudge cauce l over 1t and call it chocolate sundae But don't you try to tell me there vitamns in your danged old frozen pudding, or Tll-- We like ice cream in several languages at our house, but especially in chocolate. Time was when, if absent t-mindedly brought home basket of ice cream in chocolate I was in bad, just about as bad good provider can be in and still not be out altogether. Somehow nobody else could eat the stuff but I. And sometimes, in the terrible wrath of the rest of the household at my deplorable mistake was accused of having selected chocolate on pur- pose with mean, despicably selfish motive Well, the world moves and we love and learn Now you might well not bring up the sub ject at all as fetch any other ice cream than chocolate to our house. Why, there are times when I actually sneak out and buy myself dish of chocolate ice cream somewhere. the picking has become poor at home
 There are various brands makes of ice cream to be had in your village. Some purport to be fairly sWarming with vitamns and thingS We don't whether the pudding contains vtamins or not so long as it is chocolate. At our house We content to munch our choco- late ice--'er, pudding with complete sang frod hooey about nutritive value, calories, vitamins and forth.
 Personally have just two deep antipathes toward ice cream of any color or class. First, it goes very much against the Scotch grain in me to pay for this delectable by the quart. We should have n law compelling 'em to weigh it
 
 for so much air. My second peeve is against the practice custom of calling frozen pud- ding "cream," when in fact it contains far less fat than anything properly called cream. Some dealers sell one make of ice cream at just half the price-per quart--of another make. We tried some of the cheaper kind. believe it tastes good and is as good. but I am fairly certain We got no more for our money. for pint of the cheaper kind is fuffed up with air to fill n quart carton. So there | you are. I'd buy quart of the cheaper kind | and weigh them up on the scales, only can't benr 10 be taken In that way second time, | even for the sake of science. wish some of | our altrulsiic readers would make such n test | and report the results. IL might help to do away with his old game of selling such food | or deloacy ny the quart. There is no better ground for selling lee cream by the quart than there is for selling butter or sugar that way. lt ls 100 per cent food and should be sold only | by tho pound or ounce,
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 | ! heartily endorse your comments 0p the comedy 0f Algebra tn high heis00l [ had t0 gO | tbrOngh H, hut [ Deser did understand and don't understand now tint the Idea was Co run' BiDg iD letters wHh Ggnres. although my pros fess0n Blay be considered applied maiheinn' ths. fT 4, Pl
 | Answer Perhaps y0u and ought 10 get 10. geiher and organise a Society tO DO Away With Inc Farce of Algebra in High schools. New n | we could substitute something of cultural value | say term Of human anatomy and term 0f human physiology. H misht be a boon ts the race.