The Waterbury Democrat., 1932-05-10
Good evening.
 o--O--o CHURCH BELLS
"A SMILES TIFF THING.

Good evening. o--O-o
 CHURCH BELLS A quaint old sound comes from them,
 And my troubles flee away. When the church bells start |. a-ringing,
 On the morn of Sabbath day. Sure their tone is very soothing. They bring comfort to soul. When the church bells stat
 a-ringing
 With a sort of Sunday dole. They are gently calling pilgrims, To the altar of the years. Where the hopes and cares of
 worldom.
 Mingle with the souls rich tears. But our pack seems much the
 lighter,
 As we proudly walk away. When the church bells call each
 pilgrim
 To the worship place Sunday. Oh, the years may bring thei,
 creases, Snow may dot hair of brown, But the church bells keep on
 ringing, In the belfries round the town, And we smile in adoration, As we trek our humble way. To the altars of our fathers. Where the bells ring out Sunday
 o-O-o The man who goes looking for trouble generally discovers it is looking for him.
 o-O-o
 Years ago the gals wore their hair in braids. Now they're upbraided if they men, tion such style.
 o-O--o Illicit love is always platonic--- in public.
 o-O-o
 When q woman divorces two or three husbands, she's mere- ly making use of the United States males.
 o-O--o " The man who keeps stiff upper lip generally has hard time keeping a soft lower one.
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 DING, DING \ drop i'm the bucket,
 Lsn't much, people say, But million more like 1t. Fill the buckets cach' day.
 o-O-o The girl who marries q man to cure him of drinking should re- member what happens to the ma Sician when he assumes too much.
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 Politics is warming up. Soon the gas and flame division will move into position.
 O--O--O Dizzy Dorothy, Waterbury's in- telectual idiot. thinks a hanger Is n place where criminals are put in the moose anC swung to death.
 o--O-O OH YEAH We live and learn, Just what life has In store,
  That's all there Is, there Is no moro.
 o-O-o Foot prints on the sands of timc have nothing in finger prints along the paths of crime. A horse doctor is fortunate } in at least one respect. His patients can't attend bridge parties and knock the. deuce out of his treatments.
 o--O--o Tho best things in life are free If you can be satisfied with noth- ing.
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 Men at newspaper copy desk arc head hunters, but in a different fashion than the aboriginies.
 o--O--o wonder If high school students are cutting classes ten per cent these times?
 Temptations are never on sale although some people act as if they're trying to buy '1 em. Everything on an auto Is being charged nowadays. Once 1t was only the battery.
 AND Ss-e So ON Llfe's just menu, Some want chops, others steak, But often the wrong order We're all forced tO take. . o-O--o
 Words of wisdom tho wise men forgot: People who do, the thinking. leave the talk ing to those who don't.
 o--O--o The auto industry in May will be the best 1t has been in the past eight months. Come on America, the fog is lifting.
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 AND so ON Life is filled with laughter, If yon sec things that way, Play being optimistic, You'll find that 1t will pay. o-O--o What has become of the old fashioned girl who used to rub lemon on her face to banish freckles?
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 Love is game. And no matter if you win or lose.
 o-O--o 3t Some men are so used to back seat driving that they're lost in a two passenger coupe.