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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18
The
Once Ooer

WORLD SERIES SONG

WORLD SERIES SONG
Who Is 1t socks EN- on the nose?
It's Martini
who Is the man OF mighty blown
It's Martini
Who gets a single when he likes
Who at the bad ones seldom strikes?
Whose praise Is sung thru countless
mikes?
Pep" Martini
II
Who ~pulverizes pitchers greatf
Whose motto Is Get onl Don't
waitl"
It's Martini
Who knocks those timely singles
thru?
Who gets the doubles" when
they're due?
Who gets the screaming "homer,"
too?
Pep" Martini
III
VINO glories in the stolen base7
It's Martini
Who scampers all about the place?
Why Martini
Who finds a series just good fun,
And isn't awed by any one?
That rippin', roarin', son-o-gun,
srpenv Martini
Nv
Who is a rabbit on his feet7
This Martini
Who warns the heart Of Gabby
Street?
Just Martini
Who comes to bat with vim and zest
To give the fans his very best,
And never fails TO stand the test7
Pep" Martins
who plays that game with all he:
got?
pep" Martini
Who, in the pinch, is sweet and hot?
One Martini
Nffo takes the Mackmen for q ride?
Nlo can't be roped or bound or tied?
Who is this country's JOY and pride?
Pep" Martin!
vi
Who fills his team with lots OF vim?
It's Martin!
Who makes the pitchers sad and
grim?
It's Martini
Who doesn't seem to give a damnf
Who says to pitching aces "Scram"l
Who is the boast Of Uncle Sam?
PRECISELY
AND LUCKY AT THAT
Amateur stock market player az
ter a day in Wall Street: Boy, my
hat and loinciothl"
President Hoover's plan to thaV
out frozen assets shows that il
there is one slogan he doesn't wan
TO adopt it's Keep cool with Hooy
er!"
Benny Leonard's return to tn,
ring indicates tina. he put hi
money on the wrong stocks, too.
CAN YOU REMEMBER
Away back when the Seabury IN
quiry began in New York;
The Delicatessen Dealers Had !
| Name For 1t.
Washington expressed great sur
prise at the action Of big corpor
atoms in deciding to cut wages an
declared II still had every hope tn
American standard OF living woul
be Observation-Disclosures item.
MEMORY TEST
Can you remember
When your aunties
Would think it crude
To call 'em "p~anties"?
Geraldine.
China and Japan are determine
on war, possibly because anythin
looks better just nov on TIL
planet than peace.
DEPRESSING
Elmer Twitcheil says he took a
MS money out OF the bank and uu
it under a mattress in a folding be
and the bed closed.
l Ex-senator Fall To Ask a Parol
Cant he wait until the wardea
gets his cell all fixed up?
Elmer Twitchell says he knows
bank where the assets are SO frozel
that when q man goes in to dral
out SO they give him fifty pound
of ice instead.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

"You said you'd be right back,
but 1t seemed like hours. / thought
l was stuck with Connie on my
hands for life."
$50 did l." Then. as the scene In
the lower garden came back TO her.
what on earth were you doing TO
her, anyway"
Il wasn't doing anything to herl"
"Then what was she screaming
about?"
"Ah." his voice held the disgust
OF a male for all females and their
incomprehensible ways. "She said
she was going to throw herself into
the pool. Two feet deep, and she
knows IT,"
Mary laughed at that, and rum
pied his hair.
"She must love you a lot"
"She loves herself. She's a
spoiled brat. Well. anyhow. she's
sailing to Florida SOON"
Il hope she's seasick."
81 hope she browns"
They grinne6 at each other. But
Mary's smile soon faded. There
was too much on her mind.
IF l knew where Eddie was"
Morning would tell-and II was
almost morning. With Dirk's as
surance that he would 20 himself
and try to solve the mystery OF
Eddie's disappearance as soon as
he had had some sleep. she went of
to bed in a somewhat calmer frame
Of mind.
pY . O'Clock next morning the
- telephone had begun shrilling.
Newspapers. florists. men about
the funeral arrangements. perfect
strangers sure they had the muir
derer under observation. frightened
parents or last nights guests.
When Mary came down after
breakfast In her room the house
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

A competent physician al re-
move some Of the spinal fluid. Whcn
this is examined in the laboratory,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

changes IN the fluid may be found
which r suggestive Of this disease.
At such a time an immediate ID
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

To buy today is @ patriotic duty,
not unlike that or the days when
We bought Liberty bonds and won
a war. Avian MacAuley.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

We have created for ourselves an
enormous giant-the machine. Now
we must learn 10 control It.
Assistant Secretary Jahncke OF
the Navy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

II We want polygamy, let's have
IL, but let's not camouflage II am
monnCamv
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

Public speaking Is a form OF dra-
matte art and has nothing to DO
with thinking. Samuel Crowther.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-18

Ito BE Ccntinued)
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05
LAW FOR PROTECTION OF
 SHELTER CABINS, SIGNS

The following law for the protec- tion of shelter cabins and structures and signs or signals on public high ways was passed by the last Alaska Legislature and signed by the Gov ernor and is now law:
 Section 1. Any person who shall wilfully destroy injure or deface any sign or signal or shelter cabin erected near or along any public highway, de- signed to aid or inform the travellers on such highways as to distances or directions, or giving shelter or warn ing or notice as to grade, curve or crossing, or otherwise designed to make travel safe, or signs designed to mark the lines or lines of game reserves, shall be guilt yof a misde- meanor, and upon conviction thereof shall be punished by a fine of not more than one thousand dollars or by imprisonment for not more than one year, or by both such fine and impris- onment, in the discretion of the court.
 Section 2. Any person guilty of vii plating any of the provisions of Sec tion l of this act shall be answerable for damages for any injury sustained in person or property by any person or corporation as result of such de- tion, injury or defacement of any such sign or signal as described in Section 1 hereof.
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05

Captain John Backland, of the schooner Holmes, said that Merrill in- formed him that he arrested two Es- kimos some time ago for minor law violations and placed them in jail. The prisoners found they were so we'll kept, so warm and well fed, that when they were released at the ex- piration of their sentences, they spread the glad tidings. As result other Eskimos have begun breaking all kinds of kinds of laws and then rushing to the deputy marshal to be sentenced to jail. Consequently the jail is so overcrowded that the mar shal is unable to accommodate all those who seek admission.
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05
CONTROL OF MOSQUITOES.

Although to most people mos quito is just humming insect which goes around puncturing skin8, there are many different kinds of them, says the United States Department of Agriculture. There are mosquitoes which breed in old tin cans contain ing water and in rain barrels, mos quitoes which breed in swardps and ponds, mosquitoes which are found in clear cool water, and mosquitoes which are most at home in the stag nant water of sewers.
 Workers use this knowledge of the different mosquitoes in their cam paigns to eradicate the pests. For one type of mosquito they concentrate on the rain barrels, tin cans, and other receptacles near homes. Often water-lily ponds or stock ponds are breeding places of mosquitoes. Here the placing of top-water minnows or goldfish is effective, for all mosqui- toes pass through "wiggle- tail' or "wiggler" stage, and the fish feed on them. Frequently the mosquitoes breed in swamps and ditches If it is too expensive to drain these areas, the method most widely used is that of spraying fuel oil on the surface of the water. This destroys the wiggle- tails. Oiling should be done every 10 days during the summer to catch each new crop of wiggle- tails.
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05

may prove interesting reading now, and is resubmitted, as follows:
 Alaska is a syndicated, refriger- ated Territory of the United States, bounded on the north by the Polar scandal, on the east by the North west Mounted Police, and on the south and west by the Japanese seal poachers.
 "The Territory is inhabited by Fed eral judges, Esquimanx, pelagic seal CTS, faro dealers, mining engineers, Athabasca Indians, and the United States Signal Corps.
 "The government is administered by the Secretary of the Interior, the revenue cutter service, and the Camp fire Club of New York.
 Alaska produces gold, coal, fur, fish, icebergs, totem poles, reindeer. and Congressional Investigations
 "The climate compares icily with that of Blitzen and Etah.
 Mining is carried on by the most approved red tape methods.
 Fairbanks, the capital of the In terior, is named for the discoverer of the buttermilk cocktail.
 Alaska possesses the higest noun tain on the North American conti- nent, Mt. Mckinley, now famed in history as the receptacle of the lost copper cylinders of Dr. Frederick A Cook.
 Concerning Alaska, our friend, G Pinchot, says, Conserve it!' L. R Glavis says, Investigate it!' s. Gug- genheim says, Syndicate it!' Re, Beach says, Copyright it!' and R. A Ballinge rsays, Forget it!'"
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05

Jail life proved so popular with the Eskimo at Point Hope, Alaska, that the deputy United States marshal, Bert Merrill, had to cable to Seattle for a new and larger bastile to. be sent north on the schooner Holmes.
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05
Revi8ator Restores Waters Lost Element

THE NEWEST MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE 1H important thing in life We cannot r. heahfully live with some respect
 to tho laws of nature. Life is but cellular buildiny asreinaton. This lost element which cellular and S Arbuthnot Lane the English physician says diseases directly traceabe bad drainage bodo the accumulation of clogging matter posons organss~
 the world has recognized health medical officers attibut the springs the natural activity of their waters rsdioactvy of ntures of dssolving ang posons and building healthy cells and tissues
 possible everyone, sick pepetu ally and reasonable the splendid benefits genuine radioactive health spring in the home through this THE REvlGATOR WATER JAR
 Order today from of the following subagents: Vic Ebsght Flat; Tom Devane Ruby Oliver Anderson, Mcat Fred RoethEsberger, Ophr Chris Petersen, Takotna
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05
AEASKK INTERESTS AT
 THE NATIONAL CAPITAL
,Continued from Page ,1.)


 issued an ordet hat this section be ebraced on the route from November |, 1881. The postmaster at Quln- hagak has removed his place of resi- dence and the vacancy wilk likely be filled by the appointment of, Charles B. Michael. A petition has been filed with the Department asking, for the reestablishment of the postoffice at Alatna and. the naming of Carl Gus taf Frank as. the. postmaster.
 The possibility that with depth de- velopment. a sufficient ore body will be developed to, warrant a second milling plant for the Alaska Juneau Mining Company, and that it will be located on, the. Treadwen property on Douglas. Island, has. again brought to the frontt. he necessity, for a bridge across Gastineau channel. The. Dele gate has been 4broaehedl on the suh- ject, and his answer is that, in his political platform hes;declared his in- terest in this bridge and promised the people of Douglas and Juneau to sup port thes project in Congress. He stands readysto doseverything within his power to hiring about the desired result whenathe ]. interested parties give the word to start action.
 Eastern paper mills are urging Presidents Hoover to. take action, to halt pending negotiations for the sale of. National. Forest timber i'm Alaska for conversion into pulp and news print. It is alleged that this addi-
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05

Roast duck is said to be good for rheumatism. It sounds like quack remedy.-Passing Show Uondon).
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05

t1onal production of pulp Tn AiasKa would "thrust" unwarranted produc- tion upon an overexpanded industry struggling with a diminished demand and vanishing, profits. The matter has been referred to the Interior and Agricultural Departments, where it is stated that action by the Govern- ment to prevent development of the industry in Alaska is not probable at the present time, as the forests are ripe for cutting and considerable cost is involved in deterioration. It is stated that conditional permits for the purchase of two important west coast groups of 10000, 100000 board feet of pulp wood in the Tongas Ma tional Forest are involved in the ne- gotiatIOns. It is expected that large waterpower projects near Juneau and Ketchikan would furnish sufficient en- ergy to produce between 200 and 800 tons of newsprint each day. There is sufficient timber to, keep the plants running fifty years. The promoters of the Alaska development have been rendered a license by the Federal Power Commission for power pro- jects. Neither has accepted. An inn provement in the newsprint market conditions it is expected will govern their acceptance.
 Residents of Livengood have writ ten the Delegate in appreciation of his. efforts to securer a wagon road from Fairbanks to Livengood. A sur vey is now being made by Hawley , Sterling on the line from Fox to Olnes and across the Chatanika river and on to, Livengood. It is hoped that eventually this road may be extended to Rampant and across the Yukon river to- the Koyukuk and Chandlar sections. To do that, however, the Delegate would be expected to secure a large appropriation from Congress
 In July 1909 the National Editorial Association held it's annual meeting in Seattle and one of the strong drawing cards that induced decision to go to the Pacific coast was a prom ised excursion to Alaska. One hun. dred berths were reserved on the steamer Northwestern, but over 15( editors and their wives from all over the United States finally made res. ervations, but only 135 could be ac- commodated And that number sailed from Seattle on July "A, returning on August 12, being the largest tourist party that had made the trip up to that date. And they certainly had an enjoyable trip, that took in South eastern Alaska, Cordova and out to Mile 50 on the railroad then build ing, Valdez, Seward, and a side trip { to Kodiak Island and Cook Inlet. The writer was the chairman of the com- mittee on arrangements and was re- minded of the big event by a pencil pusher in Washington the other day who submitted copy of rather fa- cetious article that one of the excur- ] SioniStS published after his return, It
The Kusko times., 1931-09-05

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-02-04
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The Nome nugget., 1931-05-09
S1 POO. .OOO APPROPRIATED FOR BENEFIT ALASKAN
 NATIVES, BY UNCLE SAM
THE NOME NUGGET,

THE NOME NUGGET,
 Nome. Alaska.
 ! The following memorandum for the press was received recently hy the Nugget from the Department Of the Interior. Washington, DC: Secretary Wilbur has issued an order transferring the administra- rion of the education and medical and sanitary relief of Eskimos, Aleuts. and Indians in Alaska. from the Office of Education to the Bur eau of Indian Affairs. effective March 18th. 1881.
 This step was result of .he action of the recent Congress in transferring the appropriations made for the health and education of Alaskan natives from one of Ithese Government bureaus to the other. These appropriations in clude about $S00,0OO, for Alaskan
 native schools. s320,0OO for their
 health. and $100.0OO for the com
 pletion of an industrial boarding school for natives at Shoemaker
 Bay, Alaska. a total of about s1, 100000
 This step is in accordance with the present policy of the Depart inent of the Interior with relation to the proper function of the h. dian Service and the Office of Edu- cation. The intent of the law which created the Office of Educa- ltion was that it's primary purpose was research. that its business was Ito study educational problems. The purpose of the present change is
 10 relieve it of functions chiefly administrative and to place those functions where they more proper
The Nome nugget., 1931-05-09
Notice of Final settlement.
 No. 39S.

In the Probate Court for the Cape Nome Precinct. Territory of Alaska. Second Division.
 In the Matter of the Estate of Thomas John Wilmore. deceased Notice is hereby given to Fran cis Wilmore, 54 Green Street. Ko- garah, in the State of New South Wales, Australia, and to all other persons interested in said Estate; That the administrator of the Estate of Thomas John Wilmore, deceased. has filed in said Court and cause, his Final Account as such administrator, and that Mon day the 9th day of July, 1881. at the hour of eleven o'clock in the forenoon of said day. has been fixed by the Court as the date of hearing the objections, if any, to said Final Account and the settle ment of the same. and also that at said time and place the Court will adjudicate who the heirs and distributes of decedent are.
 THOS. D. JENSEN,
 Administrator. Publish May g, l6, 23, 30. and June s 1q3l
The Nome nugget., 1931-05-09
Ska sway and Atlin.

The Cordova Chamber of Com merce has written Delegate Wick erSham requesting that he serve that organization during the en- suing year before the Chamber of Commerce of the United States. at Washington. D. C. They also sent him certificate as National Councillor and Delegate to attend the annual meeting of the |. $ Chamber at Atlantic City. A sim liar request has been made by Geo. D. Schofield, to act as his proxy in representing the North western Alaska ChAber of Com merce, of Nome. Other Cha mbers affiliated with the National organ ization are Hyder. Ketchikan. Pet ersburg, Juneau, Seward, Anchor age and Fairbanks. IL is expected that many of these organiZa tions will want Judge Wickersham to represent them al Washington be fore the National Chamber of Com merce and at the Atlantic City meeting. which he will be very much pleased to do
The Nome nugget., 1931-05-09
News Of Alaska Interests At National Capital

in tn" moldiny of human com munitg out o1 plastic race. I task so (asoiuatja- that he fingers long in working ou' h'> expert ments
 In th" Alaskan native ronmun- ity the school is the center of all 'artiyity social industrial and civic. The teacher is guide lead fer and much else the community .m,y demand. To be teacher" in the narrow schoolroom sense is the least of his duties in Alaska. He must often be physician. nurse postmaster, business manager, OF wireless operator. and community builder.
 There are comf,rtable school buildings. all of them built of wood, in all the populous villages. T" ere ale three industrial beard ing boarding schools for natives. The school buildings are likely to contain, in addition to he recila- tion room. and industrial room. kitchen, quarters for the teacher. and d laundry and baths for the use of the native community.
 Sixteen stations are maintained ta which trained nurses are at racAed. In most of the settle mems 'D, nur. hve quarters provided for the teaching staff. meet in, people in their homes, study their problems and become their adviser
 Most unique among the enter pri~es of the government in roach ine the Alaskan native with medt- cal care is little gasoline launch 2a feet long, is tiny bunkers stocked with medicine, surgical implements and applies. which every summer goes on long crnise from village to village up the Yukon river, The medical officer who is skipper for this launch thus makes an annual call at each of scores of native rll- lages and offers to those suffering infrmities whatever relief medI- cine or surgery under the circum- stances may bring.
 The Indian Service has long been responsible for the education and health of more than 200.o0o members of the Indian race, It has maintained system of day schools on the reservations. sup plemented by boarding schools scattered turnout the West. Ii has q staff which has been admin istering many hospitals and look ing after the health of these ma tive Americans over 4 large arei. Its task as to both education and health of the natives within cons tinental United States is very sim liar to the problems in Alaska and the present reorganization is due to the belief that thee functions more properly belong to the In dian Service than to research agency such as the Office of Edu- cation.
The Nome nugget., 1931-05-09
ALASKA INTERESTS AT THE NATIONAL CAPITAL.
NOME NUGGET, :, Nome, Alaska.
(By w. A. s.)

NOh F. N obNEl-
 Nome, Alaska.
 A number of Congressman and other representative of the gov ernment will make the trip to Al aska this summer, on official busi ness. Three Senators, comprising the Special Committee on Wild Life Resources, will sail from Seat tie the latter part of June. They are Hon. Frederic c. Wolcott of Connecticut: Hon. Peter Norbeck. of South Dakota; Hon. Key Pitt man, of Nevada, former Nome ite Carl D. Shoemaker. special investigator of the committee, will accompany them. The Senators are members of committees as follows: Walcott-Agricultu and Pores try, Banking, Education, Indian Affairs Banking, Agri- culture. Library, Pensions. Public Land Foreign Relations, Interstate Commerce, Reclamation. Mines, Public Lands. Territories.
The Nome nugget., 1931-05-09

During the past month the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce has had q very attractive Alaska eX- aibit in the display window of their Washington he4dquarters located in the National Press build ing. This office has been maintain ed here for three years and is in [ harge of a former Alaskan. Ivan, E. Goodner, as manager The lat ter. some years ago, resided at Juneau. where he was an engineer for the Bradley interests. Alaska Was featured recently largely due to the presence here of Charles r. Bayer. manager of the Feild Service and Exposition Department. Many currios of ivory. baskets and other native novelties. in addition to illustrated literature. were all furnished by the indefatigable worker for Alaska. Ernes; Walker Sawyer.