The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-03-06

chairman of the bowling season. "Old Man depression, sickness and even death affected our ranks, but splendid" says the doc. Date of speech, the night they gave Joe Courtney's team chloroform. But the doc knows his pills and must be right.
 "Wait until I count the old jack and pay the incidentals and I will vote. don't know where we stand at present. l haven't seen our scc- rotary since Christmas" Now there's good old Jim Fryer for you. A man can bowl 72 and be given testi- Inonial banquet, but it takes "the jack" to entertain and feed a small army of 100 plus. And Jim is the treasurer of the committee.
 They're running Bill Ryan for con- gress two years from now. He turn ed in card of 380 last Tuesday night. And listen reader, 380 is mans score in any country. Sh' Sh', not so loud. It was on the up and up. Pat Sullivan, the Al Smith of the aerie, says soy. He's Bills cap tain, so there now. The game stands as played, gentlemen.
 Amy GuilfOile-who knows the racket as secrctary-sent a postal card to his successor the other day. It had one of those Walnut Beach nasty wisecracks: "Thc boys are having a wonderful time Tuesday nights. wish you were here." Oh, Mike Lord forgive him for that one.
 Jimmy Brady rolled a mark of, well anyway. mark below his usual 100 plus and was observed lingering his throat. Its not your tonsils," shouted Captain Jimmie Barrett, who is incidentally an au- thority on them here things, fits about" Bill Peters had a stitch in his side at that pun of wisdom. That here Walter EnhOrning- Johnny Brick battle for the crown of high bowler is developing into a classic. When two young men can average no for sixty games or bet ter and roll anywhere consistently from 300 to 37O for three strings, that's bowling.
 Jim Dillon has added prestige to his team and 8 prestige that car- | ries with it plenty of good, timely marks and what captain could ask for more. Patrolman John Hayes of the traffic squad is now trying to save Jimmie from the cellar. His direction of traffic on the alleys to- | date has been immense. That port side toss of Johnnie has caused Joe Courtney to lose sleep. Joe knows class when he sees it and Officer Johnnie has that. A scout named William Pop" Joy discovered broth CT Hayes and what joy it has brought to the Hibernians' famous officer-Jimmie, me boy!
 "Al Shandlimier, pleasant dis positioncd Al, died a few days ago and was given every honor loyal Eagles could pay. Wednesday. his usual bowling night with Joe Scery's champions. President Ray Bergen paid d tribute to his memory. The alleys were hushcd in the silence of n cathedral and heads were bowed for minute out of respect for Al. Indictments are expected to be made. Courtney's team has been placed in second position in the race in the American league. Only miracle could have done that. New York with its grating cops and crooked magistrates hasn't heard anything yet. The PROBE is on. Subpoeanes have been issued for Joe and his accomplices
 It has become not only a custom, but habit in the national league for opponents to smakck Joe Seery's team on the chin these cold, snowy evenings. He has dropped six out or nine games. Well. even Joe can't believe 1t. but it is taken "Smokey' Groce's word for the figures chaIked on the score sheets. And WateryilIe was thinking of naming new DrdSc. building monument or or something for Joe for winning the championship.
 Monseiur Massciotte and his pang of pin smashers are making a most determined bid for second place. but as Alderman Frank Bergen says. sI nave learned plenty about iniunc- tions around the city hall to ston nim. My name is on that place."
 The General Assembly in session In Hartford is expected to susDend rules next week and urge upon Gov. ernor Wilbur Cross that he will nOt attend their banquet unless Dv,son Heminway and Jack Baldwin. tI,e alley bosses are there. SECOND MOTION.
 Boston, Mar 6. (UP)-Tony Can zoneri of New Orleans, La, world lightweight champ:~n, will meet sammy Fuller of Boston In a 10- round bout at Boston Garden to-