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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18
SUPPOSED BOOTH
 MUMMY WON'T BE
 ALLOWED IN N. Y.
Health Laws Require In- torment Within Week. Question Identity of Mummy as Lincoln As- SaSsin

New York, Dec 1S.-UP)-That famous mummy trouping under the proposed alias of John Wilkes Booth with the distorted right thumb and the broken left fibula will never play Broadway if the board of health knows it.
 A speedy burial awaits this stuffed assassin, or fake assassin if it should appear in New York. The city's health laws require interment within one week even though the specimen be of historical value or of country fair fame.
 That is the law quoted at city hall regardless of the fact that the Metropolitan Museum of Art displays clique of Egyptian Pharahs and that Tex Rickard once exhibited some mummified desperadoes of the old west in a Madison Square Garden sub-base- ment. Tex seemed to have out witted city officials by ordering his masterpieces Kidnapped should an inspector appear.
 Just how the Metropolitan's 8 mummies are reconciled with the law has not been explained, unless it is the 5000 odd years behind these withered noblemen. Of course this Hedging undergoing K rays in Chicago is a mere 2S-year old.
 As to what departed shade this earthly remnant belong, most investigators accept the history book story that Lincoln's assassin was slain in Garrett's barn in Vir- ginia and that the body was buried in a Baltimore cemetery. This notwithstanding discovery of that corroded monogram ring bearing the initial "B" in the stomach of the mummy ballyhooed as Booths. Also remembering the three books of a certain author-two proving prohibition is Q success and the third that this mummy is genuine.
 Champions of the mummy argue however, that the wrong man was killed in that Virginian barn, and point to the numerous confessions of a certain David E. George, alias John St Helen, of St Enid, Okla. Georges most famous confession, the pro- Booths argue, was to an Enid priest when the former felt he was on his death bed.
 The anti Booths answer this with the story that George pulled through with a few slugs of brandy and laughed off his confession af- terward,, These two schools of thought continue through more epi- sodes of similar nature. They seem to agree only on one point- that George was a strenuous drink CT. And the wags say that's why the mummy is preserved so we'll.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18
SEEK TO HALT
 RUNS ON CLOSED
 BANKS IN MASS.
Individuals and Groups Unite for Emergency
 Credit Corporation De- pOsits Millions in Cash

Boston, Dec Many agencies and individuals cooperat- ed to-day to halt runs that were sapping the available cash of sev- sral banks described as entirely solvent. <
 Emergency measures had to be adopted in the face of 19 bank clos ings in New England since Octo- beY l. A national bank and three trust companies which closed yes- teraay increased to $93,463,262 the total deposits tied up at the height of the Christmas shopping season.
 Outstanding among the stabiliz- ing steps was the depositing of Q total of $2,600,000 in the Exchange Trust company of Boston by the National Credit Corporation, a group of Boston banks, the state, and the city. This was calculated to curb a run in progress at that bank
 Several Massachusetts banks whose solvency was threatened by apparently groundless fears of de- positors invoked the 90-day privi- period, withdrawals will be limited to $100.
 Announcements by some. banks that many new accounts were be- ing started were expected to have q strengthening influence. President Wilmot R. Evans said the Boston Five Cent Savings Bank, scene of n run yesterday, would stay open and permit unlimited withdrawals. without invoking the 90-day rule.
 After the Plymouth County Trust company of Brockton closed, Edgar B. Davis, the Texas oil mill lionaire who became famous as the sponsor of the profltless Broadway play. "The Ladder" guaranteed de- positors 100 cents on the dollar. He is connected with the bank.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18
VETS TO INITIATE CLASS OF 75|
Special Program Pays Tribute To
 Comrnander O'Hara
Senator Patman of Texas Expected to Attend Gather ing in Armory Tomorrow Night Five Hundred Ex-SOIdiers in Holiday Turnout

sidered the best in New England, will put on the degree.
 Senator Patman of Texas, au- thor of the bonus bill, is expected to attend. He will be in Danbury Saturday and the local unit is en- deavoring to get him here. James Van Zandt, national junior vice. commander. will also be in Dan- bury tomorrow and may visit Wa terbury.
 Guests will be present from county councils in Sew Haven, Litchfield, New London and Hart ford. Five hundred are expected to attend the affair. The committee in charge con- sists of James O'Donnell, chairman, John Sheehan, Cosmo Vendetti, Walter Roland and George Byrnes
 An interesting angle of the ini- tiation is the rivalry between teams explained by James O'Donnell and Cosmo Vendetti. The losing mem- bership team must tender the win- ners a chicken dinner. It is re- ported Vendetti will have to pro- vide the meal.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18
CONGRESS URGED TO INVESTIGATE
 RAIL PROBLEMS
I. C. C. Recommends a Thorough Probe of
 Rates

Washington. = The Interstate Commerce Commission to-day rec commended that Congress launch an investigation designed to pro- tect railroads from any unfair competition that may result from alleged government subsidy or highway, water and air transpor- tation.
 In making the recommendation. in its 18th annual report, the com mission did not express its own opinion of the charges of subsi- dized competition, but did pass on the allegations and arguments or the railroads. Busses and trucks. the rail carriers claim. use public highways without paying a fair share of their cost or maintenance. Ships ply waterways in competi- ton with transcontinental raii- ways. Passenger airplanes com pete only because of mall con tracts on which the government loses money.
 Other Recommendations
 In another of its 19 recommen- dations, the commission repeats It's previous request that interstate bus transportation be placed under us recommendation and adds thereto a new recommendation that It also be given the regulation of inter- state transportation of freight py common carrier motor trucks.
 In the body of It's report the commission discussed at length the increasing competition tho rail- roads are receiving from pipe line transportation of crude and refined oil, gasoline and natural gas. but it makes no recommendation con cerning it.
 Railroad Difficulties
 The difilcuities railroads have as result of local and state adoption of daylight savings tlIae are brlef- ly reviewed. it recommends that the Held of time Eoning "be either
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18
TAUGHT HERSELF

Jacksonville, Fla.-A case of the teacher being taught appeared be- fore Judge I. M. Anderson. The teacher was a woman who, accord ing to her testimony. decided to get drunk in order to teach her hus- band a lesson. "I thought if he could see me drunk he wouldn't t drink any more" she explained. She succeeded in getting drunk, but the result was that she and friend hubby had a fight. The up- roar brought police and caused her arrest. She learned the lesson instead of the husband.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18

earnings will inevitably fan below the standard level in times of de- pression, they may properly be permitted to rise above 1t in times of prosperity.
 The recommendation that Con- gress require the use of steel or steel underframed passenger cars.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18

earnings of railroads into a con-l tingent railroad loan fund. be re- pealed and that a substitute sec ton of the act. modifying the rule of rate regulation, be enacted.
 The substitute section proposed by the commission. would recog- nize it's position that as railroad
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18

more completely occupied by act of Congress. or left wholly to the states"
 Again this year the commission recommends that the srecapture provisions of the interstate com merce act, those which were de- signed to deviate parts of "excess
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-18

which first appeared ln tIsa NsllAlE misgi0n's report Of 1913. ia 4ysitH made in tine 1o11 report.
 Fruit and nut exports from t|,a United States in the third quarter of this year were greater than ln the comparable period Of 1920.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
PoLIEvKOVE SAMUTINY.

Samutiny, (suminy), co sa pri
vareni masa objavia, nemajh sa
sberat', lez ponechat " polievke,
lebo ony povstaly Z bielkoviny,
obsazenej mase. Ked' sa totiz
maso vo vode pocne zohrievat'
bielkOvina tatO - celkOm pOdOb-
ma bielkovine vO vajci - pocne
sa masa vylucovat' a stvrdne
ma samutinu, maso vsak tym
utrati svoju podstatnu vyzivnn
latku. co prejde - ak SINE Samu-
tiny nesobraIi = do polievky.
Naproti tomu ak maso postavi-
me do vriacej vody, samutiny bu-
de malo a bielkovina ostane V ma
Sc. u tohto nasleduje pravidlo,
re ak chceme mat chutnu poliev-
ku. postavime maso do vody chlad
nej ak chceme mat chutnf,
st 'avnatf miso, postavime no do
vody vrelej.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
.Blondynky maiu prednost'
III komarov.

Zda sa. Re nielen niektori mu-
zovia davaj1 prednost' blondyn-
kan (ako aspon hovori titul po-
pularnehO romanu americkej spi-
sovatel ky Anity Loos"veO, ale j
komari a moskyti ich milujd vas
nivejsou laskou ako ostatne zeny
Podl'a pozorovania americkeho
ucenca Horninga, obletuj1 koma-
ri mnoho Wac pud1 svetlovla-
sych ako tmavovlasych. Ak sii ma
blizku zeny svetlovlase, obletujh
ich komare v hnfoch, zatial co
brunetiek 81 temer ami nevsimn1
Horning to vysvetluje tym, re
tento hmyz je vel mi citlivyy pre-
svetlo je prit'ahovany kazdym
svetlom - tedy svetlymi vlas-
mi blondyniek.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24

Lenoch boil az vo vode. PLAYA
k zmietajncemu sa cloveku kri
cal ma neho:
- Pokial mono najmenej po
hvbov! Robte pokiaP mono maj.
menej pohybov!
Som presvedteny, re tuto radu
davaI presto vrodenej mu le-
nivOsti.
Ale sam Lenoch .javil teraz ne
prirodzenl1 mu energiu a rozvaz.
most. la pat minl1t SINE uz w.
'ahovaIi ma breh placnceho liz.
vozclka, ktory hlnpe spadol dc
Eanalu, i mojho Lenocha, ne.
mluvntho, mokrtho, jako umie.
rajllca mys.
Zuby NAL zat 'a1< It oci zavrenf
Izvozcik sedel ma .brehu a fl
kal. a akysi okolo idnci kramar
sa naklonil k leziacemu Lenocho-
vi: ohmatal no. a povedal, snima-
jnc capicu:
- Dokonant je! Skonala kre-
St'anSka dusa!
- Ako SkOnalao - vO zm;itku
som zvolal - Neni NONE. On sa
vzpamata.. My no zachranime.. :.
Bratia Pomoztc no odniest' do
izby... On tn bIva... tu...
MokrI izvozcik, zena. kramar
a chlapec zodvihIi telo Lenochovo
a vedeni mnou. namahanim ho
odniesli do jeho bytu.
Celia spolocnoSt' no hodila ma
postel, pokrizovala sa a ticho ma
palcoch vySla, zanechaj1c ma s
telom samehO.
Telo sa pohlo. Pohliadlo ma
mia oko Lenochovo:
Odisli? - spytal sa.
- Boze! Wy ste zivE!! A ja'
som myslel...
- Odpust tie, ze som obt 'azo-
val. Nine sa jednoducho nechcelo
vracat' sa mokrtmu ma Svojich
mech ma II hlupaci, ably
ich povesali, odneSil ma rukach.
vas obt'azovat' jednou
prosbou?
- Go je to?
- Pritlacte gombicku, ktora je
mad mojou hlavou! Aekol'vek sa
naOZai hanbim...
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24

J.. B..
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
Mala kucharka.

Matka kazala malickej Ankle,
ably davala pozor ma polievku.
Ked' tato zacala vriet' a pokryv-
ku dvihat', Anka skricala: "Oh,
mama, pod chytro, polievka "a
Gina byt' vacsia ako hrniec -
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
Is. VYROCIE MANzELSTVA
u HOVANCOV.

BOlO TO dna IL. Jula, ked prla-
telia a pribuzni usporiadali mile
prekvapenie pre- pana s. Hovan-
ca a jeho manzelku ma ich Is.
vyrocie manzelstva. Bolo to po
majstrovsky prevedene, lebo vi
deli sme starostov, druzbov, dru-
zice, tax jako v kraji vyoblieka-
nych. Pani Hovancova mala kra-
sny cepiec krajovy, takze vypa-
trala jako nejaka bralta. Ponaj-
PRIV boil SINE vencom po pana
S. Hovanca a jeho manzelku, ably
prisli do haly, kde ich uz obe-
censtvo cakalo radost' 'ou. Ked
sa uz vSetko utiSilo, mas duchov-
ny Rev. j. L. Kostik predrieknul
modlitbu tax SINE sa dali do
chutnych jedal, pricom sme 81 i
zapjli, lebo Hovancovci sli prajni
! l'udia. Jak zacali noSit' ma stoly
tel smotanv a tiez tel Padovej
vody, tax SINE sa cltili, ako jed
ma rodina. Potom vstal pan j.
Rasista a premyslenou recou bla-
hozclal jubilantom, ably ich Bob
pozehnal po patnastich rokoch
malou Alzbetkou, zeby SINE rok
ma krstinach boil. Potom vstal
mas duchovny, Rev. j. l.. Kostik. |
ktory vo svojej zartovnej reel po-
znamenal, ze hoe by mu cirkev-
ma vrchnOst' nedovolila, ale sam
by 81 to ziadal, aby Dol kmotrom
Hovancovych. Boly to slova Ear
tone, tax ze sa 0becenstvo ma
smialo do popuku. Tiez boil pri-
tommy mas dobre znamy Rev. j.
KruSko. PriSiel radosti ma toto
jubileum pana Hovanca, lebo ako
dobry priatel' Rev. Kostika, ked'
sli ma ryby spolu, ich drajverom
boil vse p. S. Hovanec. Potom V
krasnej reel Rev. Krusko sa odo-
bral cd mas, ze odchodi ma druhn
osadu, do Clevelandu. Rev. Kostik
poznamenal, re je rad, ze Rev
Krusko ide do Clevelandu, lebo
Odteraz nebude musiet' chodit' do
restaurantu ma obed, ked pojde
do Clevelandu, ale ku Rev. Kru-
skovi. JubiIantom blahozelali e.
Ste bratia p. Hovanca, a sice p.
M. Hovanec, p. J. Hovanec, p. P.
Hovanec tiez p M. Suba via
ceri, ktorych' mena' som 81 neza-
pamatal, co mi laskave odpustia.
Potom oddanf boly jubilantom
krasne Diary cd bratov, kmotrov a
priatel 'ov. Pan s. Hovanec sa kra-
sne pod'akoval "a til ilctu, ktorn
mu preukazali spolu i S jeho man
zelkou. Ma koniec SINE 81 zaspie-
vail "Hej, SlovacI'.
Pc veceri bol tanec. Vyhravala
nam Baradakova banda, takze
sme sa zabavili do polnoci.
Ia druzbov druzky boil ma
sledovnl: p. j. Basista PAM V.
HroSar, p. A. Garcar pi. Garcar,
p. S. Brajer a pi. M. Brajer, p.
j. Hovanec a pi. A. Puskar, p. A.
Kozak a pi. Kozak, p. P. Hovanec
a pi. K. Pramuka.
Prajem jubilantom mnoho zdra
via a hojneho bozieho pozehna-
MIA.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
Cvik.

Advokat ku svojmu kleintoyi:
V krizovom vysluchu ste sa
vel mi dobre drzali. Aida ste uz
niekedy cez taky vysluch presli?
- To ME, pan fiskal, ale mann
donna Styri zenske: zenu, svokru
a dive tetky. ~
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
Nemyslela to zle.

Maly Janko: Mama, m6zem
ist' do zverienca pozerat' OPT
ce?"
Mama: go ii napadi! Naco
chces ist' pozerat' opice, ked je
teta Il nas!'
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
Dobra rada.

- Ty, moja nevesta je anjel!
Zjedol by som ju cd samej lasky.
- Len to urob elm sk6r, lebo
po svadbe budes lutovat', ze 81
to neurobil!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
st 'astne chvile.

Divadlu m6zem d'akovat' ka-
zdy tyyzden niekol'ko st'astnych
hodfn..
- TAX easto no navstevujete
- ia ME, ale moja zena!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
LENOCH.
HumOreska.
Napisal: Arkadij Avercenko.
HumOreska.

parku sedel tesne vedPa nina clo-
vek.
Tento clovek hned obratil na
seba moiu vol 'nu pozornost', z
Gasti svojou nepeknou pozoU, z
casti ale niemenej nepeknym Il
podivnym chovanim.. Sedel S|lr-
cenv, zdvihnuv kolena rovno k
tvari a schovav ruky do vrecak
nohavic. Ma jednej jeho nohe le-
zala otvorena kniha, kt0ril cltal,
lenive sledujilc rladky polozavre-
tvmi oGami. Ked doGital Stranku,
neobratil ju. ale zodvihol oti ma
hor a zacal sa divat' na maly O.
blaGek plavai1ci ma oblohe, a po-
tom preniesol pohl'a ad na kovovf
zabradlie parku.
L 'ahky jarn[ vetrik laSkave ma
mas dolietal, hybal sosmi mojho
kabata, pohyboval SuchIm Ian
skym listim pri nasich nohach a
prevratil stranku knihy mojho
zivajiiceho suseda.
Zacujuc selest prevratenej
strAnky. snsed znovu sklopil oti
ma knihu a pokracoval jej Gi-.
tani blazene ospalym v|zorom.
Ale vetrik, prevrativsi tallym
sp6sobom niekol'ko stranok, zme-
nil sa vo victor, zadul ma nar,
shOdil knihu kolien sediaceho
pri mne pana.
Pan pozrel Tahosta jnym po-
hl'adom ma knihu, val 'ajucu sa
ma chodniku a zavrlic oti, zadrie-
NAL.
- Pocujte... Hej! PoGujte...
kniha vam spadla, - vravel som.
Sklbnc no "a rukav.
Otvoril oci zadumGive Sa po-
dival ma knihu.
- Ano. Spadla.
- TAX by ju holo treba zodvih-
nut!
Obratil sa ku mne, a V jeho O.
spalych ociach zasvitla nedban-
livOst
- Kto by preto vstaval... Len
sed 'te... Niekto inE ju zodvihne. |
- Ale preco, - podivil som
sa.
V tom okamziku objaviIa Sa z |
bOku zena Satke, koSikom V |
rukach. Ked' k nam doSla. uvi-
della knihu. instinktivne sa Sklo
nila vravela, zdvihajllc jul:
- Knizocka, panovia, spadla
Potion .ju polozila na laviGku a
nechapave ma mas pohliadnuc, sla
d'alej.
Moi sused otvoril ospalt oci a
mrknul ma nina.
-Vidite! Povedal som YAM.
- CT vam bolo samemu 'azko
zodvihn1t' knihu?
- A Wy 81 myslite, re Iahko.
Rozhovoril som sa s MIN.
Pri mne sedel Lenoch, taky ci-
stokrvny Lenoch a presvedceny
6 svojom opravneni, akeho sa mi
dosial' nenaskytlo videt'.
V podstate receno. - sta
zoval sa mi, - ma Gloveka ie u
valena zivote spiista prace
Musf pit, jest, obliekat' sa, umT-
vat, a ked' je pobozny, tn mod
lit sa k BOhu... Nehovorim uz a.
nj tom mrzutOm fakte, ze tote
ME je ami povazovant "a pracu.
Uvazte! Okrem vsetkeho tohO.
musl clovek este pracovat'! Roz-
tomila planeta, certi aby ju roz-
trhli ma rOvniku vo dvoje!
Ako tedy zijete? - tazal
som sa.
- Akyy ze je to zivot, - taste
nal. - To je mucenie.
Schm1riac oboeie, vravel so
zjavnou t1hou prekvapit' ma:
- Predstayte 81: vcera som
musel ist' ku krajcirovi obied-
nat 81 saty!
Ked'ze som zostal l'ahostajny.
tn pokraeoval: j".
Ano... objednat' saty! Ably
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
Nezna rozpomienka.

- Kdc som len mala hlavu
vtedy, ked' som ii povedala "a
no"! r.
- ia ii poviem ma mojom
plecil
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24

- Ach. cert vezmi! Since uz
zapada... Nem6zete mi snad' po-
vedat, kol'ko je hodln?
- Moje neidu, - vravel som,
pohliadnuc na hodinky.
- E, bodaj Sa prepadla ia pre-
podla planeta Toci sa, toGi, ale
preco - ami sama nevie.
- Ma hodiny sa podivat' je
mono V sklepe naproti parku,
- poradil som.
- Mono, - povedal, laskave
sa podlvajnc na nina.
Vstal som.
- P6jdem, podivam sa.
- Ach, nina tax mrzi, re vas
obt 'azujem! - zvolal, nevyt 'ahu-
jlc rllk vrecak. - PoGkame
Snad, az niekto p6jde a spItame
Sa.
Vratiac sa, nasiel som no V tel
istej polohe.
% dvadsat' min1t Sedem!
- Go nepoviete. Bodaj by tn
zenskd popalil nebesky ohen!
Aku zenskn?
- Ale muslin teraz do Aleksan-
drovskej zahrady.
- Vyborne - povcdal som.
- Tiez sa tam chystam. P6jdeme
spolu.
Lenoch sa nezaradoval, ale pro-
Sebne ma nina pOzrel.
- Pre- Boha Nemohol by ste
mi preukaZat' ohromnu Sluzhu...
Teraz idete do AlekSandrovSkej
zahrady, to sa tax hodi... ia sa
YAM potion w daGim odmenlm...
Tiez zajdem niekam... Alebo, ME.
RadSej vam darujem vel'mi pri
iemnn wee: cinsky portabak...
Go poviete ma to?
- Bud tie tax laSkavI! - Dol
som zmateny. - ia beztak...
- TAX viete.. Ma tretej lavit
xe postrannej aleje bude sediet
slecna tmavom klobiku. To je
moja nevesta. ia ju mann vel'mi
rad. a urGili SINE 81 sch0dzku...
- TAX preGo Wy nej1ete -
1volal som prekvapenE.
Previnile sa uSmial.
- ia 81 radSej tn posndln.
Viete, prides - rome vypytova
MIA, neznosti... treba JED dvorit'.
sa rozhovor... To je
strasne trapne... ably pully tie ro-
many! A potom treba ju odpre
vadit domov... ia w radSej da
kedy inokedy.
- Go iej mann povedat'? -
opytaI som sa ho.
- Povedzte jej, re som nemoc- |
ny, ze nam temperatilru... ze ma
loktori styrali...
- A jestli sa jej predsa zachee
vas videt'2
- Povedzte jej, ze mann nakaz
'iv1 formu. Snad' sa zPakne
Pokrciac ramenami, podal som
mu ruku.
- Do videnia
- Vsetkeho dobrtho... Tu je |
mOja adresa... Budem vel'mi rad,
ked' pridete! X neveste d6jdetc
prave V cas-. je teraz asi sedem
hodin.
Vytiahol hodinky. Zvola, som: :
- Ako vidno, mate hodinkyo!
- Ano, - dobrodusne potvr-
dill. - A co?
- Me. s BohOm!
Slecnu som nasiel ma urcenom
Pristupujiic, uklonil som sa a
zdvorile povedal:
- Idem cd vasho zenfcha. Je
nemocny nem6ze prist'!
- Je nemocny!? Ved' som no
videla dnes rano...
Ale teraz je nebezpecnej
Ma. hm... temperatilru.
- Akn temperat1ru?
- Takn, viete... vysok1! Asi
styridsat' stupnov. Muslin vam
oznamit' neradostnn zpravu: on
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
POdivala sa mi do oci.

-
mu, ably mi uz ma ocl nechodll.
- AK mu chcete nasollt, TO
mu rozkazte, aby sa VAN ukaZo-
Val trl razy denne, poradll
som. Prl Jeho lenlVoStl Je TO MAJ
lepsl sposob pomsty.
Zasmiala sa.
- NO. dobre. PoVedzte m'l, a
by prlslel zaJtra rano. PoJdeme
spolu nakupovat
Tax, len ma neho!
fozllclll SINE Sa Jako pirate
liza.
ByVal som potom caSto II l1e-
mocha, a medzI mann vZnIklo axe
81 podlvne prlatel StVo. frI Ncho"Z
kach som mu nadaVal, kol ko sa
don vmestilo, ale on Sa dobrodus-
he usmieval a hovorll:
10, nechajte to-. no, vcd
to-. no, ze sa vam chce...
Nccra som zasiel k Lenochovi
a naSipl som no leziaccho na po-
steli.
Okolo neho sa valala spllsta
novinov6ho papieru
a plast'. zrejme Svleceny a hode
ny ma dlazku nahiosti, po nj
vrate obvyklej prechadzky par
kom.
Lenoch obratil ku mne hlavu a
radostne vravel:
- A - i. to ste Wy! Prizna-
vam sa, re uz vas oGakavam pol
hodiny....
- A co sa stalo?
- NemohIi by ste mi prcuka-
zat' jednu priatel 'skiI sluzbu!
- Prosim
= Me, ia sa Opravdu hanblm.
Ved' vas tax obt bt'azujem..
- Ale kde. Ak mi je mozno...
- Viem. bude vas to obt 'azo-
vat.
- Ach. certa! Obt 'azuiete ma
,iac svojimi reciami t.. PovedZte.
20 YAM treba
Nemohol by ste mi podat
ktory stoji V kltc V
oredsieni?
- Go chcete. CT ma vas prSi?
- Me. ale prekliata cieara,
1ech pukne pozdK i napriec, "a
yot1lala sa mi "a postel.
- Nuz9
A dazdnik ma rukovat' S
,aGkom. Chvtim ju a vytiahnem.
- TAKE To ie lepSie strGit' ru-
,u "a poStel.
Ictive ma nina pozrel.
- Mylfteo
- Vvtiahnul som cigaru a spy
al sa:
- A co sa to "a papier val a
,kolo vaso
- Novinovy. Hlupak Peter,
oech sa skvari na vxnom ohni.
zabudol na posteli rozostrene |
lnesn6 novinv.
NM?
A ia som prisiel a hned som
i 'ahn,1l ma postel Potion sa mi |
zachcelo precitat' 81 noviny, ale
)o] som uz lenivy vstat'...
- Nuz?
- TAX som ich otrhaval 20 XII
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24
D0kaz.

Sudca: - A ako dokazete, ze
ste autom nesli tax rychle, ako
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-24

to tvrdi policajt?
Obzalovany. - Isiel som, pro-
sim, k svojej zene.
Sudca: - Dobre. OsvObodeny.