The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-04
Good evening.
 O-O-O FLOWERS IN MAY
"A SMILES THE rHINo-

leaves.
 With its blossoms, pink and
 white, Harbingers of new born nature. After winters frigid night. Violets, both blue and yellow. Raise their heads as if to say. We are glad to come again, sir Coloring up each springtime
 day." Jack-in- -the-pulpit sways to breezes, Would that He might speak his
 mind, Telling us about the winter, That the spring has left behind. Along the road the cars are stopping. Searchers seek each woodland dell. For the early buds of springtime. Harbingers we know full well. There is life in all about us, Robins wake us with their song. Nature whispers while we're passing Soon straw hats will come along
 o-O-o May came in like lion and we hope it will March out like lamb and start right in now to do it.
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 This is the time of the year when the girls try to remem- Der just what beach had the prettiest life guards a year ago.
 o-O-o The honeymoon is over when she starts on the second can opener.
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 Now it is claimed that ultra violet rays are lot of baloney. Well, they certainly were pret- ty while they Tasted.
 o-O-0 They're holding an election to- day in Naugatuck. It would be tough if they used rubber ballots now as we'll as rubber checks.
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 OHMIGOSH. Mary Pickford plans to retire, From movies, so they say, Guess she wasn't so hot in talkies, That may have hastencd the day.
 o-O-o The diner who tips the chair in- stead of the waiter, won't be able to find one the next time he enters the restaurant.
 An optimist is a man who be- lieves what he reads in the booklets sent out by owners of summer resorts.
 o-O-o A hot dog roast is peculiar type of entertainment. Those roast ab- sentees while the dogs are being treated in the same manner.
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 Years ago many a dog was called Towser. It was as near trouser as they could get, I sup pose.
 When a chap carries two fountain pens and three pencils he's an insur- ance man. And if he wears Palm Beach suit in addition, he's probably the district superintendent.
 DING, DING. He was struck by an Austin,
 When traffic was free, That's adding insult
 To injury.
 o-O-o The truck driver. on his day off, gets a little diversion by taking the family out for ride in the sedan.
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 When a chap buys motor- cyle he gets his bumps. It's grass in front of tenement house, a lawn if it graces an estate.
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 When the American puelc will pay good money to seS bunch of OK cart wrestlers toss themselves around a ring, it's no wonder the English claim we live in a land of suckers.
 o-O-o I suppose golf is popular be- cause you pick up lot of dirt, while going along the links. o-O-O
 TEE. HEB. America has new disease. So says old Doctor Cleatus, I'll take a guess, and think I'm right, Here goes, it's RumbleSeatis.
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 Who can remember the good old days of house cleaning. when newspapers went under the carpet, and year later you'd read about juniors birth day party while sitting near a box of tacks? o-O-o You'll never get fresh start in life by being too fresh. o-O-o TEE, HEB.
 Two little flappers, Both of them . WOW, Along came a roadster Find the flappers now. o-O-o The old fashioned kid who used | to keep pigeons is married now and objects to his wife having canary | in the house. Very often shoes are the sole support of a lot of us. O-O-0 Next fall, politicians who are on the fence will be given the gate. o-O--o Wonder how the hen pecked husband feels when junior asks him what is meant by Independ- ence day. | O-O-O This concludes our opening pro- gram of the week. It came to you over DBD, and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Democrat, pio. | .P fxQ n Q