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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-24
LITTLE BENNY
Bx DE rArE.

I was sitting on the living room floor
with my back against the ceiling and
no special expression on my face, and
pop said, For Peet sake snap out Of
that and rejoin the land of the living.
You look like an uncompleeted statue
Of Zero added to Minus making Nuth-
ing, he said.
izzent it awful2 ma said. Nobody
but o naturally lazy person could pos
sibly get themselfS into such. an idle
well q, pop, I said, and pop said,
q yourself, and In the language Of
horses q stands for Git up. Time Is
the one priceless possession that every
body gets free Of charge In equal guam
titles, ony the wise man crowds IL with
action while the sluggerd gawks up at
the ceiling to keep himself from think
ing. For Peet sake get bizzy with
book or count your fingers or some
thing, anything is better than nuthing.
he said. Get bizzy. he said.
Well @, pop, I was biEzy, was
thinking up q invention, said, and
pop said, Maybe I owe you an BIOLOGY.
All through histery the dreemer has
been mistaken for an idler and yet we
owe CRATE things TO the dreener. Look
at the steam engine look at the alarm
clock, he said, and said, Yes sir, and
I need q pardner In this invention, so
II you want to go equal shares in 1t by
Supplying the capital. all 1t will cost
you Is 10 cents, do you want to, popp
Who knows2 pop said. Just what Is
this invention? he said. and said, Its
q invention to save yourself werk and
worry every morning by. pulling your
shoes out from under the bed on q
board with wheels on 1t instead of
having to look and reach for them.
got the board alreddy and Shorty Judge
l. willing to sell me the wheels OF
old skate for 10 cents, 50 will you,
pop? said.
zee gods after all I Just told you.
pop said Worry and work are what
makes the werld 90 round. Do your
lessons, he said.
wich I did, being enough worry and
werk for me.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-24

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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Jimmy johnston 70 Attempt to
Promote Bout ii July. #
Board viii Raise Han

New York. March ll.-A1-A new
promoter has entered upon New
York,s fistic scene TO compete with
Madison Square Garden IN outdoor
eStrlvatan{as and perhaps TO stage
a heavyweight duel this summer be-
tween Primo Camera the ITALIAN
MA n-mountain, and Jack slnarkey Of
Boston. .
a veteran manager; Of fighters, a
powerful figure III boxing circles, and
something Of q white -haired 10y" to
the powers DE, Jimmy Johnston
is working to arrange q Camera
sharkey bout TO be held probably in
Ebbets Field in June.
Johnston plans 70 promote bouts at
Ebbets Field this summer and the big
bout, II and when arranged, will be
staged there II no agreement can be
reached with Madison Square Garden
for the use Of the Yankee stadium or
Polo grounds.
Camera still is under suspension
here but apparently the New York
state athletic commission is about
ready to life the ban.
The tip-off came Tuesday from
William Muldoon, 86-year-old mem
Der Of the commission, who said:
Fright now Sharkey knows too
much for Camera, is to smart but it
would be q good fight. It would be a
tremendous drawing card and Car
nera is capable of giving Sha:key a
real battle.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Sentinel Butte
North Missouri
Slope Champion
Won Six Contests; Ooering, of
Tall End BeIfield, Leads
Scorers
Tribune srecial seryicel

New Salem, N. D., March IL
Winning six league games without a
loss, Sentinel Butte won the 1881
championship Of the North Missouri
Slope high school basketball confer
ence.
Dickinson, winning eight games in
nine starts, and Hebron. with 10 VIC
tories and two losses in conference
play, finished. second and third re-
s%pectively. Belfield, winning only
two of Is contests in the loop, finish
ed in the basement, which was &C.
cupied for much Of the season by AL
mont, which won but one game in
seven contests. A.,
The champion Sentinels proved the
strongest offensive team in the Cir
cult, averaging 24.9 points per con-
test. Dickinson, holding its oppon-
ents to an average score Of ll.8 points,
was the strongest defensive outfit.
Almont. averaging only 81 points
each game, was the weakest often
sively and, also the weakest defensive
ly, granting the average opponent
24.3 points per game. These figures
were announced Wednesday by L. A.
Albrecht. New Salem, secretary Of the
league.
Despite the fact he played with the
tail-end club, Doering OF Belfield,
was the leagues leading scorer. In
Is games he counted 124 points.
Final conference standings and
scoring figures follow:
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Famous French Tennis Star
Worried Over Indoor Matches
March 20, "a and rs

New York, March l1.-Ht-Jean
Borotra, famous French Davis cup
star, thinks well Of Frances chance
of retaining the international trophy
10, at least another year, but not SO
we'll of the chances Of himself and
his teammates, Christian Bcissls
and Pierre Landry. In an indoor
team match against American play
ers next week.
Arriving for the team match March
%, "a and IS. and for the national
indoor championships, which begin
Saturday, Bprotra learned that John
Doeg. Frank Shields, George Lott
and John Van Ryn had been selected
tc oppose the French team. His an
swer was that they might as vel
take the next ship back.
1--WE are too weak for your team"
he said. 1.-The loss Of Jacques Brug-
non has hurt us d great deal"
An appendicitis operation kept
Brugnon from making the trip.
The bounding basque" said he x
poets that the younger players from
the United States eventually will re-
cover the Davis cup.
But" he added, II think France
has a good chance to win this year.
But the forcing game of such splendid
players as Shields and Doeg will not
be so effective on hard courts"
Borotra, who won the American
indoor title in 1925, 1927, and 1929.
again is favored to take the cham
pionships. His leading rivals are his
two teammates, Shields, Cliff Suffer
of New Orleans, Gregory Mangin Of
Newark, N. j., and Berkeley Bell OF
Austin, Tex.
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Bismarck High School Quint to
Play Tournament Game
at Wasbhurn Friday

Bismarck high schools Demons
will clash with the Max high school
basketball team at Washburn Friday
night in the only contest in district
No. 5 Of the high school league, &C
cording to r. D.. Mcleod, district
manager and athletic director Of the
Bismarck high school.
Hank Slater. Valley City Tcachers'
college graduate. will officiate in the
game, Mcleod said.
Max, winner of the Mclean county
basketball title with an 1916 con-
quest of Underwood in the final game
last week, will enter the Friday night
game as the underdog.
Coach George Badly" Hays Is un-
certain of whom he will take with
him to the tournament but he is ex-
pecting his quint to emerge the victor
in the contest.
Max and Bismarck will compete IN
the Friday contest for the right to
enter regional c game that is sched-
uled to be held in Bismarck March 20.
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ingston Earnshaw, the two-man
pitching staff.
Use New Talent

Use INCW l0ICNt
In the absence OF some Of these
vital cogs, such as Simmons and
Earnshaw. who are training at Hot
Springs, Ark. and to relieve some
of the others, ambitious youngsters
have been cavorting In the light blue
Of the AS. They may as well cavort
to their hearts content now, for
when the race starts next month, Mr..
Mack will send out to the umpireS the
same lineup that finished the 1890
worlds series triumphant, except that
Grove may be on the mound instead
Of Earnshaw.
Aged though some Of his other ath-
letes may be. Mack's stars retain the
spryness OF youth. He Is content to
stand pat for 1881 and make a bid
for three successive pennants.
Indeed. there Is no reason for him
to plan otherwise. Joe Boley's arm,
has come along slowly in spring
training and Max Bishop has been
laid up temporarily with a leg bruise,
caused by a ball thrown from the
outfield. The veteran keystone pair
however, figure to start although Dih
williams at short and Frank Higgins,
Texas boy, at second base have been
given plenty Of chance to develop,
Higgins particularly shows promise,
both in the field and at bat.
Good Infield
The infield is well fortified else
where in reserves, with Phil Todt,
late of the Red Sox, to sub for Foxx
and Eric McNeair as understudy for
Jimmy Dykes at third. Dykes, at
81, is one Of the oldest of the AS in
point of major league survice. This
is his fourteenth season but Jimmy
still dresses, acts and chatters like a
collegian.
Bing Miller. Simmons and George
Haas form the outer patrol. They
leave little to be desired unless it Is
more punch from the latter's part.
Behind the bat, Cochrane's prob
able relief man, on the rare occasions
when one is needed, will be John
Heving, obtained from the Red Sox
on waivers.
George tSwede) Walberg gives
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Reach Finals in
Golf Tournament
and Cox Will Meet
Sarazen and Farrell for
international Title

Miami, Fla, March l1.-(P)-Wil-
lie MacFarlane and Witty Cox, We'd
nesday stood between Gene Sarazen
and Johnny Farrell and first money
in the 5000 four ball matches. The
final round is at SO holes over the
Miami Country club course.
MacFariane and Cox advanced to
the finals by a n up victory over
Walter Hagen and Horton Smith
after fighting an uphill battle most
Of the way.
Two down to Hagen and Smith at
the end of the morning round Tues
day. MacF'arlane and Cox fought
back until they squared the count on
the 23rd. Then halved holes follow
ed but Cox rolled in an eagle three
on the 34th to put his team in the
lead. which they held to the end by
halving the 35th and 36th. Sarazen
and Farrell experienced little diff
Guilty in turning back their semi
final opponents, Tony Manero and
Densmore Shute. The score was 4
and 3.
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Flasher -. 1876 Opponents l57
New Leipzig, in the first round of
the tourney will met Regent. This
game will open the meet at 1880 p. m.
FRIDAY night. Coach NJ. j. Tobias
has limited material at New Leipzig
and his team won but two Of l6 con-
tests. One Of these was from Elgin
and the other from Leith. A number
of games were lost by close scores
and New Leipzig has played fine ball
on certain occasions this year. They
have c. pair of small but speedy play
ers in Wruck and Emf around whom
their playing is conferred. New Leip-
zig lost to Elgin four times. Mott.
Thain, New England, Flasher and
Carson twice each during the season.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Madison Aids
Club to Break Mark

I. Seattle, March 1l.-F-Although
III a weakened condition from Al, at
tack of influenza last week. Miss
Helene Madison, Seattle woman
swimmer, helped the Washington
Athletic club girls relay team break
the American 200 yard record here
last night. The w. A. G. team
stroked the distance In ~ minute
55N seconds. clipping two seconds
off the old mark held by the New
York Women's Swimming association.
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Flasher to Take
Strong Cage Five
To Mott Tourney
Morton County Crew Impressive
at This Time Despite
Earlier Losses
(Tribune Special Scrvice)

Mott. N. D.. March 11.-FlAsher
high school will bring q strong cage
team here Friday to enter the dis
trict tourney against Elgin in the
first round. Coach Bernard F. L.
grid, former st. Olaf athlete, has de-
Veloped q strong contender of q green
squad which comprised but one reg
ular from last season.
Meeting the best competition on
the South Slope in their section
Flasher won five and lost six.
Flasher has q powerful defensive
team as no one has scored as many
as 20 points against Legrid'S team.
Flasher'S record follows:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Leading Scorers
New England Five
Defeat Hustlers
Tribune Special Servicc)

Dickinson, N. D.. March 1.-THE
New England high school basketball
team defeated the Campus Hustlcrs
Of the Dickinson State Teachers col
lege 34-l9 here Tuesday night.
The New Englanders led 25-10 to
halftimc and increased their margin
by nine points in the last half.
Gardner, New England star. &C
counted fol Is OF his teams points.
Pavel OF the Hustlers annexed seven
points to lead the Hus:lers in scoring.
The summary: = q
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MACK TO DEPEND ON OLD RELABLES For 1881 BAIL PENNANT]


every indication of a return to form,
in which case Mack's staff may be
expanded. to a big three" Roy
Mahaffey, the big right-hander who
came through handsomely In his
first big league season. is counted on
for a regular turn. Among the
Rockies, 10 year old Hank Mcdonald,
Pacific Coast product. has shown the
stuff to indicate he may stick. Eddie
Rommel and Texas Bill Shores will
do any odd pitching chores needed
while Grove, as usual, will be asked
to step In and say a lot Of games
he doesn't start.
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baseball opposi-
ton for two
straight seasons
shows some signs
of wear and tear,
but the six main
reasons for the
rulership of the
Philadelphians e
main sound in
body and spirit.
These reasons
are the 68-year-
old but exceeding
ly alert pilot,
Connie Mack;
Aloysius Harry
Simmons, prob
~ A.
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Amundson to Lead
Next Gustie Eleven

Minneapolis. March ll.-Fl-
Arthur Amundson, Boyd. regular
guard. was selected Tuesday night to
captain the 1881 football team Of
Augsburg college.
TWO other lcttermen we're named
leaders for the coming year. They
arc Luther Mona. st. Paul, captain
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Fights Last Night
(Ity the Associated fresA)

At Leicester. EnEland.- Larry
Gains. Toronto. knocked out
Charlie Smith. ncptford TO-.
At Mlnneupolis.-P&ul Wanxley.
Minneapolis. OufpolnteA Jnckie
Sharkey. Minneapolis (1O). Angus
McDOnnld. Winnipeg, outpolnfed
MIKE Mandell. 81. Paul coy. Paul
Pnataleee ChlsaxO. stOpped Harry
Df1tOn.s WinniteG (3).
At West Palm Beach. Fin-AI
Rowe. Phtiadelphia. stopped SAM
my Offermnn. st. Louis CO...
At Oklahoma, Ctty-Babe Hunt.
rOrcu CITY,. Okla. stopped Chef
Shnndel. California (6D.
At indianapolis. - Tracy Cox.
Indianapolis. stopped S0ldier
DombrOwski, Detroit (Ol. Lou
Vino, Chicago. and Charley Bax-
ter. Louisville. drew (S).
Al Los AnEeles-PaullnO Cxcu-
dun. Spain. knocked out Les Kem-
nedy. Long Reach. Calf. 90. Steve
lfasaNA. Los angeles. .knncked out
Joe HARLOW. DOaton (O).
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WITH MAJOR LEACUERS

. p ~ ssNHE 49,. - - 49, Ia - : - = .-- 49, EH
/. A~valon. was the Chi
cago Cubs last dey Of training on
Catalina, and the final contest Of the
inter camp series was up for decision.
Manager Rogers, Hornsby made no
announcements but appeared, 70 be
planning OF, shifts in the lineup that
will open ita exhibition 5easof1 On the
mainland with Los Angeles, Friday.
Sam Antonio. - Johnny wat
wood. White .Sox ontfielder and
first basenian, apparently has be-
come more Ncibns, rather than
plat4.shy, since being 'beAned By
Pat Malone IN the Chicago city
series last fan:
Watwood produced two doubles
for the yannigsns In IN inter-
camp game Tuesday, and hasn't
shown any signs Of being afraid
Of being struck again.
Sacramento. - Three recruit out
fielders will be in the Detroit Tiger
line up in the opening exhibition
game with the San Francisco Seals
Friday. They are Frank Doliack, and
Harvey and Gerald Walker.
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WILL CLASH WITH
MAX FOR DISTRICT TITLE

of the baseball team, and George
Kolesar, Minneapolis, who was elect
ed to head next years basketball
squad.
AdOlph Paulson, Minneapolis, was
appointed coach of the baseball team.
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Exhibition Baseball

(By the Associated Prcss)
Tuesdays results.
At Fl. Myers, Fla.-PhiladelphiA
ca 4; House Of David q.
At st. Petersburg. Fla.-New York
(A) s: Boston (N) S.
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Tampa.-Although Sidney We'll,
president Of the Cincinnati Reds
said there was mo talk Of a trade
with the st. Louis Cardinals, aft
er he had spent = day In the Red
Birds camp, he Immediately vent
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11
Connie Mack

of present-day o%utfielders: James
Foxx, the flogging first baseman:
Gordon Mickey Cochrane, number
. backstop of the major leagues, Rob-
ert Moses Grove and George Liv-
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MENTOR
OPTIMISTIC over
TRAINING: RESULTS
Is Using Rookie Players During
Preseason Work in Spring
Camps
RESERVE STRENGTH LARGE
Philadelphia Club Will Use Same
Lineup as IN World Se-
ries Games
RESERVE STRENGTH LARGE

Fort Myers, Fla. March ll.-P-
Age has begun to creep into the joints
of the Athletics. The machine that
has steamrollered its major league
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-11

, Bradenton. -. Frankie Frisch
and Chick" Hafey still were
missing from tho Cardinals
training camp here Wednesday,
hut President Sam Breadon and
Manager Gabby Street felt con-
fident both would be on hand
soon. Frisch still ID unsigned, but
In the past he has brought his
signed contract to camp with
him.
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The referee who officiated in the
Navy Princeton football game Of
1929. which ended in a Is to IS tie,
stepped off 10 yards in penalties
against the Middies in the fourth
quarter alone.
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West Palm Beach.-Relay races
have become a regular part Of the st.
Louis Browns training program.
Manager Bill Killefer believes the
races will improve the wind" Of his
athletes. Several of the players
pulled up lame and others became ill
Tuesday. but Killcfer said this run
ming would continue daily.
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into q huddle with Scent Jimmy
williams. The impression was
given that n Scout Williams dis.
appears from the Red camp here
within the next few day. he will
he on the field at Brsdenton siz-
ing up Cardinal athletes.
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Paso Robes. Eddie Phillips. hust-
ling catcher obtained BY the Pitts
burgh Pirates from the champion
athletics during the winter. has Just
about cinched a regular Job for him
self.
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MORE PENALTIES, THAN NOTRE
DAME

IOlllS -
Referee, Slattery. N. D. A. G.
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RICE TOINTERV|EW
GIL DOB|E TONIGHT
Veteran Cornell Coach to Dis
cusS TomorroW's Big
Grid Games.

| The big Thanksgiving day foot ball
battles will be discussed tonight By Gil
Dobie. veteran Cornell coach, who is
I featured in the sports period with
! Grantla~l Rice, = SationaI Broadcast
ing Co. attraction 2oming into Wash
! ington over WRC.
Dobie also is expects5 TO discuss i'm
! portant % St-seaSoe games. The muSi-
! cab BACKGROUND FOR this program will
be provided by Olga Albani, soprano,
and Gustape HaenScA ems Orchestra.
Rudolph Friml, composer of g num-
I Der o. musical comedy scores, will make
| one Of his rare appearances before the
microphcle during the concert program
| from $50 to o'clock. Gladys Rice,
soprano. and Doug Stanbury also will
contribute to this program, which is
made up entirely of FrimlS own favor
ties among his compositions. FrimlS
first piano selection will be Indian Love
Call" from Rose Marie" He AIS also
! will play "Valse Huguette,' from 1.-THE
Vagabond King"
New Commercial Program.
A varied musical program will pro-
vide the setting for the investment talk
by the odd Counselor" at 9 o'clock.
The selections range from Schubert
to Old Virginny."
Marguerite Cromwell will sing three
nun bers in her program with Harold
Veo'S Orchestra at 7:45 o'clock. Faded
Summer Love-" the opening number,
will be followed by Baby, Save Your
! Tears" and Aren't We Alp"
WRC also has scheduled a new COM
mercial program at 8 o'clock, featuring
the Singing ViolinS, under the direc-
., ton of Sidney Sidermann. The fea-
| tured selection will be "Oh, So Pure"
| and only Rose" from The Vaga-
bond King
Beatrice Lille, English musical COM
edy star, will contribute to the Person
alities program tonight over WMAL
and a network of associated Columbia
BroadcaSting System stations. She will
broadcast from her dressing room in a
Philadelphia theater, where she is ap-
/ pearing in THE Third Little Show"
Mystery Drama Program.
Seeds Of Murder" mystery drama,
will be the Crime Club presentation at
$50 O'Clock. The play deals with gay
life on Long Island estate.
Adele VaSa, soprano, and Barbara
| Maurel Will assist Andrew KoStelanetz
! and his orchestra with the concert pro-
gram from 1915 to 1890 o'clock. The
speciality will be "L'Amour, Tojoure
The Royal Hawaiians, the Cont
mental Trio and the Maui Islanders
will contribute to the musical portion
| CT the VOL program.
WJSV's chief features include a con-
! cert by the Shoreham Orchestra and a
recital by Florence Woodwork Shipley,
| soprano.