The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1931-01-22
"Rlack No More
Blasts Color Line
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During the Ninth Cpnturv Before
Christ" and discovering that So
/ 100000 Americans have Colored
ancestors.
] Marcus Ga-vey is San,op Licorice
Marcus Garvey ard the U. N. |.
A. become Santop Licorice, found
er of the Black to Africa Society
and the Royal Black Steamship
company, Knight Commander of the
/ Nile, etc, a subsidiary of the X. X.
X.
Vice President Curtis is Senator
kretin. whose Indian blood is dark
ly Favored
The N. A. A. c. P. becomes the
National Social Equality League
and DR.. w. f. n. Dubois to Schuv-
Ter is DR.. Shakespeare Agamemncn
Beard. DR.. Beard edits the "Dil-
emma" lie talks at hanquets about
"ore of the black race" and admits
in books that he is part French. part
Russian, part Indian and part Ne
gro.
James Weldon Johnson
James Weldon Johnson is Napol-
con wellington Jackson in BLACK
No More" and slender Walter
White becomes Walter Williams.
heavy set. known to be Colored but
no enc suspected it.
DR.. r. r. Morton is "verewict"
rs Colonel Mortimer Roberts of the
Dusky River Agricultural Institute.
G. G. Snaulding is bprlesqued ms Mr..
Claud Spelling and EUGENE Kinckle
Jones as DR.. Joseph Bonds of the
Data League.
harbed SHIFTS. This ATTORNEY zen
eral of the U. S. is Walter Brybe.
who got his place by selling out to
the corporations.
Nsgro's Wife Hated
The wife of the newly white hero
is the daughter of the Atlanta Ku
klux chief who hated Negroes but
wakes up one day to find she Is
married to one and her father il
only five generations removed from
a mulatto.
Rev. MePhule
There are the Rev. McPhule, the
evangelist. and his holy rollers who
like the dark best for rolling. Presi-
dent Goosie of the United States,
and Madam Lauretta Blandish,
250-lb. beauty specialist. who goes
broke in the hair business when
Colored folks turn white, but comes
back as Nine. Sari Blandine and
makes a fortune in skin stains when
old whites and newly whites go In
for the skin darkening fad.
Blacks Imported
America becomes so hungry for
the sight of real Colored folk that
resort keepers import black bathing
beauties from Africa until white wo-
men protest again't the practice on
the ground that it is a menace to
family life.
Married Ex-Confederate
Mr.. Schuyler is a well known
newspaper columnist and lecturer,
who for two years has been happily
married to daughter of a white
Texas ex-confederate.
In the current issue of a local
magazine she. writing anonymously,
says that some day the marriage
will be discovered and she will be
unable. to return home.
Father Has Colored Mistress
She says:
My father. who has had a mu-
latto mistress for 40 years, will feel
that | have foully BETRAYED him.
My brother, who has Colored
daughter by black woman, and is
thought none the less of for it, will
never speak to me again, when be
hears that l., too, am now in posi-
tion to dilute the white race. But
! would not take anything for the
experience of these two years."
Why She Changed
Originally, the anonymous author
says, she was a thoro@oing Negro
phobe of the type that get up in
street cars when Colored folk sit
down beside them.
She explains that her change of
mind was due to the fact that she
had six-foot black man for nurse
and groom, and that she found her
husband superior to flabby and i'm
mature bankers and brokers with
whom she associated in New York,
and that her sister and brother are
so violently anti-Negro (publiely)
thta the former broke up a dinner
party when white actress express
ed regret that she could not do a
picture opposite certain Negro
paul Robeson) whom she said was
the handSomest man she had ever
seen.