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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Bum: Can you spare me a
dime for a cup Of coffee?
Wealthy Prospect Crying to
evade the question: Sure, il
you can change a twenty.
Bum Preaching into pocket /:
I can do that all right, but
you'll have TO take a lot Of
small change.
-. Of s. ceIif. Es-bur.
Our censors are becoming
too sophisticated-it won't be
long before we will have 70
coin a new word to substitute
for make"
-Ari-ons Khfy-Kst.
"Her Highness awaits within,
sir"
within what"
Within reachl'
N. ". Mfdify.
I'm New York there is a
man run over every ten min
utes. Caption.
What a man-what a mani
-CaIForzis PcIcsn.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School az $50, ". W.
Underwood, superintendent.
Business Mems Bible Glass at
e:45. at the Queen 'Theater. Prof
r. j. Bingham. teacher.
Young married peoples Bible class
at the church. Capt. Anderson o.
the Volunteers Of America giving
the lesson.
Glasses and departments for all
ages and grades from Cradle roll
to adults.
Sermons by the pastor At 1880 e.
m. and 8 p. m.
Epworth League at 7 p. m.
The woman's missionary society
will observe visiting day" Monday.
Special music: voluntary, Festival
Prelude"-Wallece.
Offertory. "Intermezzo." Frazer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
HOW TO TELL A FRAZIER.
NIFTY HOUSE

/. Try the hot water shower
cold as ice. Try cold water
faucet-equally as cold as for
mer.
2. Try to get a little sleep
you are at once awakened by
a singing radiator valve or the
pouring of coal from one
scuttle to another.
3. The funnel on the bath
room shelf.
4. Ten-gallon crock and bot
Ting works in kitchen pantry.
5. The fleet of dilapidated
automobiles parked out in
front.
9. The toothbrush hanging
by the sink.
Ia Trrh yrILo-r Tnrkrt
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH

Sunday.
Masses at 600. TOO. $50 and
$50.
Evening at 7:3O. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 7:30: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday OF the month,
masses at 6 and 7 o'clock with even
ing devotions at 7:30.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening Of Saturday and
the eve Of major feasts.
Rev. Joseph Rose. o. NJ. I.
Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
NEWS AND PROGRAMS OF THE CHURCHES

Solo. The Good Shepherd,"-Al-
len, Mrs. Harry l.. Faux.
PoStlude. March Heroique,"-
KiesSerling.
Evening: Voluntary, prelude In
z Flat'-Guilmant.
Offertory. BY Still Waters,"-
Schiller.
Duet, to be selected, Miss Ruffner
and Mrs. jenkins.
Congregational singing, led by Dr..
E. c. Osborn.
Postlude. Pax vohiscum
riS.
Miss Josephine Pierce at the organ.
Our members are expected and
visitors cordially invited to all these
services. .
Sterling Fisher, d. D., Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Elizabeth AZ Palm Boulevard

Gas a. m@Sunday School, CleVe
Tandy. Supt.
11:00 a. m. Morning wcrship-Pre-
lude, "Praeludium in y. Major
Brosig: Duet. selected, Mr.. and Mrs.
Cleev Tandy; offertory, Adagio
Amoroso"-Pleyal; Sermon, The
Backfire OF Sin" Postlude, March
in A"-McFarren, j. A. Russell,
musical director; Mrs. A. B. Niven'
UTganist.
Tuesday, 7:35 p. m, regular meet
ing of the session at the church, IN
the Mems Bible Glass room.
This church cordially welcomes all
who come and extends a special IN
vitatlon TO strangers and visitors IN
the city.
Emmett p. Day, pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

the Mother Church. The First
Church OF Christ, Scientist, In
Boston, Massachusetts,.
Sunday school at Gas q. m.
Sunday morning services at Hoo
Subject: Soul.
A Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 800 o'clock.
Reading room in the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 TO 500 p. N.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

everywhere In life as we have OPP
portunity we should be doing good
toward all men and sowing the
seeds OF truth, love and righteous
ness In full assurance that we
shall reap as we have SOwn.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
ENIGMA

IF You acre the river and |
acre the sea
And yon acre APPROACHING,
hoa0 happy I'd be,
But yon ara the daytime and I
am the night
For 1Vhen I approach, yoH are
oIuGys in flight.
-MIr1ari Shorrrrs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE
inter

TITTNN NNEEWEEEEIENT
Barreda Hall. Elizabeth ST., be-
tween End and 3rd. Re-. A. N.
Bostrom, minister.
Sunday services:
Preaching, 3 p. m.
Evangelistic service. g D. m.
Tuesday. prayer meeting. 8 .. m.
Thursday. Bible class. 8 p. m.
The Bible class which meets ev-
cry Thursday night is conducted by
Rev. and Mrs. Geo. N. Carlson OF
McAllen.
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ALL SAINTS CHURCH
EPISCOPAL

49l North Reagan Avenue, San
Benito.
Sexagesima Sunday. Color. vio-
let.
Holy communion, 7:30 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 a. m.
Choral mathis, IL a. m.
Sermon, 1870 a. m.
Rev. w. Everett Johnson,
Rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA
9TH AID MS

On Tuesday and Friday nights
mission meets.
Saturday night at 7:30 meetiags
in the market square. proceeding
other services.
Spanish services following session
in market square.
Sunday a~fternoo-- from two to
three, services in the jail.
Sunday at 3:l5 p. m, at the hall.
Capt. Z. w. Anderson.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

sees the defects and shortcomings
In the Church OF today to realize
that the early Church. even In the
very generation Of those who had
felt the direct influence OF the Mas
ter and Of the apostles, was not
perfect. Various passages in Paul's
EpiStleS, such as this in u lesson,
throw a great deal OF light upon
these things.
Here IN these verses Paul is re-
minding the Christians at Galatia
Of the elemental responsibilities Of
the Christian life In love and kind
lneSs toward ones fellows. Ap-
p~arently there were some in the
Church at Galatia who were CEN
serious Of their brethren and in
clined 10 be severe upon those who
had Succumbed to temptation and
done something unworthy. Paul re-
minds these censorious Christians
that they ought 10 remember the
possibility OF being tempted them
selves Instead Of being harsh and
unkind they ought In gentleness to
be doing all in their power 10 re-
store the faith and fellowship Of
those who had been overtaken in
fault. 1T is the law or Christ" Paul
says. ito bear one another's bur
denS." The law Of Christ. also. is
g law OF humility, enjoining a man
not to think OF himself more highly
than he ought 70 think, and above
all not 70 think OF himself as
something when he Is really moth
ing.
Here, also. we come in Paul's
statement 10 a somewhat striking
paradox. In verse two he urges
these Christians TO fulfil the law
OF Christ by bearing one another's
burdens. In verse five he says that
every man shall bear his W bur
den" The discrepancy between
these two appeals is apparent
rather than real. It Is only where
each man feels the fullness Of his
responsibility and Is earnestly
striving 10 bear his own burden
and at the same time where each
man in doing this is ready to help
every other man TO fulfill the same
law that there can be a truly
Christian fellowship or even a true
society. Individual responsibility
and social responsibility 20 hand In
hand, and the one should never be
an occasion for weakening the
other.
Mission OF Jesus
In the midst Of this responsibility
II is necessary that Christians
should help to instruct one another
IN matters OF grace. The fact that
men have entered into a new ex-
perience does not destroy for them
the reality Of the general laws or
life. The fact that the man Is saved
even from sin does not remove the
effects OF sin upon him That Is
painfully true in all reference to
human life. Whatsoever a man
Soweth that shall he also reap
Jesus did not come 10 revolutionize
the universe OF to destroy o.
change its laws, he came 70 give
man strength and wisdom working
in the presence OF these laws to
achieve his spiritual destiny.
We tend often times to take the
reference 10 sowing and reaping To
the effects OF sin. but we ought TO
realize that that law applies in the
realm OF righteousness. Paul's own
conclus on from the effects OF SOW
ing and reaping is that we should
not be weary in well doing, that
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
San Renito

Sunday School, 9:45 a. m.
Preaching ll:00 a. m.
N. Y. p. s. $50, p. N.
Preaching 1880 p. m.
Midweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
PLENTY OF REASON

Hi, you" growled the policeman.
I've had my eyes on you for a
long time. What are you following
that lady around like a lost pup
for?"
Its the only way I can" said
the meek little man. shes my
wife. Answers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

WHAT SOME OF III
GRADS SAY THEY ARE
DOING FOR A LIVING
J. Selling bonds.
2. Playing the races.
3. Shoveling snow.
4. Street cleaning.
). Selling Butler Brushes.
8. Still going to school.
-Colssfe Banter.
Golddigger: I'd have adored
to live during the age OF
chivalry.
Second Femme: Yes. Weren't
the men polite then?
First One: And they had
such wonderful manors.
Vet Point Pointer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
MEXICAN METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School $50 a. m. Super
intendent Rev. B. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 D.. nj.
Evening Service 7:45 p. m. by the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday Ia p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
4. Ramos, pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
MODERN PROPOSAL

do you know, dear, that
your children will probably
have blue eyes?'
why, John, my eyes aren't
blue"
"No, but mine are"
-CsyHcgie Tech. PEffcf.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

THE STATE OF TEXAS
To the sheriff or any constable
Of Cameron COMMUNICATING:
You are hereby commanded %
summon Alberto Colby BY making
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
LUTHERAN CHITRCU

Services in the Junior High s-hool
auditC 'ium at 9 a. m.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Rev. II l. W~iederanders, Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

House Treasurer's Version:
When Greek meets Greek, enc
tries to collect and the other
makes excuses.
Temple Ori.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Abe was at a dance and dis
covered hat he had just lost
a wallet containing six hundred
dollars. He got up on a chair
and announced:
Gentlemen, | lost my poe
textbook containing six hum
dred dollars. To the man that
finds it, | will give feefty dol
lars"
There arose that inevitable
voice from the rear: I'll raise
the ante to seventy-hve."
-AEHafolI Loo.
They laughed when I sat
down at the piano-for there
wasn't any stool.
-Lehigh Barr.
Then there was the absent
minded professor who forgot to
laugh at his own jokes. -.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHURCH OF CHRIST
Los Fresnos

1000 a. m. Bible Lesson.
HOO a. m. Communion.
tbs D. m. Young folks meeting.
Wednesday evening at 1880, Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 1880 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
BY WIN. L. GILROY. ID. ID.
Editor of The Congregationalist

Problems in the early Christian
Church quickly became social as
well as individual. The power or
the salvation OF Chris revealed a
newneSs Of life, and a conquest over
old habits and ways Of living was
not the whole OF gospel experience
The new Christian had to live in
relationship with his fellow man,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Member of the Notre Dame
football team Cleaning out Of
train window
This is Seattle"
Tut. tut. Cut out the de-
tails. What continent are we
on!'
-N.~Sh-r--rv p~vkI~ paVr~f
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHURCH

$50 g. m--Communion Mass.
$3.50 a. m.-Hlgn Mass.
1880 D. N. = Evening Services.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

ParIor Snake: I'm writing a
book about the reptile family.
Bored Girl: | hope you'll LEI
NIX read it. | just love autobi-
ographies.
-Wpeonsin Odof.s.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Joe Freshman suggests that
the electricity class OF the
physics department adopt as
their class song, Ohm S7Uect
ohm.
" Y Get. -.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHURCH OF o

IHUhIH UF GUD
Harrington
Parsonage. PIG K. Tyler. Phone
532-W.
Sunday school Gas a. m.
j. c. Young. superintendent.
Preaching services l1:00 a. m. and
1880 p. m.
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church Of welcome with a
message.
Rev. T. II Mcneil. Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

DO you say your prayers be-
fore you 60 TO bed?"
Nav, but | used 70 when |
had to sleep in a folding bed"
-TcraS Lorchoyr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHURCH OF THE Advert
lEAsaA-

7-30 a. m.-Hol communion
1000 a. m.-Morning prayer and
sermon.
r. o. Macintosh rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Fond Mother: And why
don't you want to be President?
Child: Cause Capone makes
that much a day.
-Notys De-us J.gglcr.
Irate Guest (phones DOWN.:
Say. night clerk
Clerk (snippy): What's on
your mind, now?
Guest: Mind, hell! They're
all over the bed.
Chicago PEoe=ir.
Don't let that poor boy be
cut upon that log" howled the
heroine.
NO. | never saw such peo-
pie" returned the villain.
-A-herrf Loyd JcF.
Old Maid: ! hear burglarsl
Quicki Where is it? Where
is it?
Spinster: The gun?
Old Maid: No, my new silk
bathrobel
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Motor cars are found in
every walk of life, says an adj.
Rather. motor cars find pedes-
TRANS in every walk of life.
-KoEsss Soar OTi.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Two college boys on a vaca-
ton were heading for a certain
well-known rendezvous on the
road to Montreal. Ii had been
a tiresome trip for the car had
acted badly and there had been
several punctures. AT last the
boys arrived, and going into the
Tavern they called the waiter
and ordered two bottles Of ale
and cheese sandwiches. The
waiter smiled sorrowfully and
shook his head. What" ex-
claimed the two boys, latter all
this trip do you mean to say
YOU haven't any ale?' "Nd.
SIR" returned the waiter, mo
cheese sandwiches"
-ClGrk5or Greeu Griffin.
College professors are usual
IN humble and straight forward
in everything but their sigma
turesl
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
TO NECTAR NECTAR NECK
is THE QUESTION

THAT IS THE QUESTION
b.: 10. Lady Bug.
L. B.: 10. Mr.. Bee. Wanta
talk awhile?
b.: Nope, too busy. Gotta
buzz on.
L. b.: Hmm. Drunk again.
Watcha been into this time,
loco weed blossoms?
B.: Nope. I'm not drunk.
lady Bug. just disguised. I've
just been in some baby's breath
that had halitosis.
Il. b.: Oh. my goodness me-
How terrible! What did you
do then?
b.: Then | went and got
some nectar from Columbine.
Then ! felt better. 1t makes
me feel better to have nectar.
II. b.: ! don't mind It my
sell | think it's just too sweet.
WHY don't you let me have
just a tiny bit?
B.. Nope. no nectar. Lady
Bug. ! hate to disillusion you
like this but I'm saving it all
for my honey. G'bye.
/. B.: Insectll | hope you
have hivesili
OILS. WhiyIuiHd.
Sergeant (saluting): A flag
Of truce, sir.
Officer: What do the rebel
dogs want?
Sergeant: They would like
to exchange a couple of gen
erals for a can of condensed
milk.
-. P. !. Skifser.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Look, Joe, they've got our
bed"
-WifcoHfiH Ocfofaf.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST
Corner Elizabeth and West Second
Streets
First Church Of Christ. Scientist
Of Brownsville. Texas. a branch OF
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Text: Gal. 6:l-IO.

The International Uniform sun
day School Lesson for Aug. Is.
Sowing and Reaping. Gal. Clio.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25

CHARGES AT ALL. That means you can buy an
Electrolux for as little as $3.50 week. The saving
on ice alone will cover substantial part Of the
payments.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25

GLACIER PARK, Mont, March
25.-Here's a bona-fide incident
that may settle the age-old con-
troversy as to whether or not the
porcupine actually does throw its
quills. .
Clyde Fauley, Government park
ranger, reports:
81 was returning to headquar-
ters from town after dark and
while turning a curve barely
missed hitting a pOrcupine. 1
gave the incident no more
thought until several days later
when a Glacier Park station
warehouse clerk called my at
tentiOn to one of the rear tires
It had about a dozen porcu-
pine quills sticking in 1t. And
those quills were there in spite
of driving through snow and
mud. Anyone who tries to
pierce the live rubber walls
of a balloon tire has an idea OF
the sharpness required and the
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
ADMIRAL CONE 5
PAY $4,000

Rear Admiral Hutch I. Cone,
retired, and now a member Of the
Shipping Board, receives from
the Government so per cent more
than other members Of the board
and a larger salary than members
Of the Cabinet, it was learned to-
day.
Admiral Cone, as a retired Of
ficer, receives his retirement pay
from the Navy, $4,000 year, and
in addition the $4,000 a year
paid to members Of the Shipping
Board.
His salary as a member Of the
Shipping Board is listed in the
official register Of the Govern
ment departments, while the disa-
bility pay is authorized under an
act passed in 1924.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
Deaf Hear Again
Through New Aid
Earpiece No Bigger Than Dime
Wins Enthusiastic Following
Ten-DGy Free Trial offer

clusively to the manufacture of scien-
tifc hearing aids. the Dictograph Prod
ucts Co. Inc, Dept. 164B. 220 West
42nd Street. New York, has just per-
fected new model ACQUISITION that
represents the greatest advance yet
made in the recreation of hearing for
the deaf. This latest ACQUISITION is fea-
tured by a tiny earpiece no bigger than
dime. Through this device, sounds
are clearly and distinctly transmitted to
subnormal ears with wonderful benefit
to hearing and health alike. The makers
to any person who may be interested.
and a letter will bring one of these
remarkable aids to your home for
thorough and convincing test. Send them
your name and address today! A free
demonstration may be had at the
Washington Office of the Dictograph
Products Co.. Room 9O6 National Press
Bldg, 14th and F SITS. N. W.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
ADVERTIsEME EMIT
One DOSE GERMAN
REMEDY ENDS GAS

81 was sick and nervous with in
digestion and stomach gas. One
dose of Adlerika helped. 1 eat any
thing now and sleep good.
Dodd.
You can't get rid of indigestion or
gas by just doctoring the stomach.
For gas stays in the UPPER bowel.
Adlerika reaches BOTH upper and
lower bowel, washing out poisons
which cause gas, nervousness and
bad sleep. Get Adlerika today: by
tomorrow you feel the wonderful ef-
feet of this German Doctors rem
edy. Peoples Drug Stores.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
Free Lifetime Service

With your Eectroux goes free lifetime service. Ser
vice you can depend upon, because we've sold 50
many of these refrigerators that we have special
department to install and adjust them. Our service
The Washington times., 1931-03-25

always at your call, although there's seldom
any need of them.
The Gas Refrigerator gives you all these advan-
tages, yet sells at reasonable prices. They range
from $235 to SITS. There ten household models
to choose from, ranging in size from Gu. it, to 20
Gu. #. capacty-one for every kitchen.
This unusual automatic refrigerator is on display
at all our showrooms. If you can't come in, write
or phone us, and complete information will be
mailed to you. Take advantage of the remarkably
low terms before May i, and get So hydrator free,
as well.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
COUNTY BREEDERS MEET

ROCKVILLE, Md, March 25.-
The Montgomery County jersey
Breeders Association will hold its
annual election Of officers, Satur-
day at the office Of the county
agent here. F.. A. Heitmuller OF
Silver Spring is president Of the
organization.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
WEEKLY CHECK
PLANNED FOR
BUSINESS
40 Department of Commerce
Offices to Unite in Survey
TO Changing Zone Trends

Beginning Monday the Com
merce Department will receive a
weekly report giving in detail the
business situation in all sections
Of the United States, to cooper
ate with the Presidents emerg-
ency employment committee, it
was disclosed today.
Each of the 40 regional di-
rectors of the department have
been asked to submit an accurate
picture Of the situation.
In Industrial Centers
They are located in virtually
all important industrial centers,
and through connections with
commercial organizations, cover
most of the country.
Reports so far received from
the zone supervisors of the Presi-
dents committee are not Suffi-
cient in scope to give all the de-
sired information.
Want Low Down"
The district managers are un-
der instructions to obtain COM
ments on conditions from COM
mercial bodies, public officials,
and business men and to secure
such suggestions for improvement
as are available. An official said:
1--WE want and intend to re-
ceive an honest actual low
down on the business situation
as it exists in the United States
today. This should give a
good idea of the trend and
should show where the greatest
efforts should be directed
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
MONTRoSE All ELECTS

ROCKVILLE, Nd, March 25.
Robert Koiner was elected presi-
dent of the MontroSe All Club at
its meeting held at the Montrose
School. Other officers chosen are
John Hogan, vice president; Law
renee Hogan, secretary, and Carl
ton King, treasurer.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25

- UPPOSE salesman were to come to your dool
and say II have a new and entirely different
kind Of refrigerator. It is automatic, but hal
tiny gas flame in place of machinery It can"
ever make sound because it has nothing to make
sound. And instead of the 10 Is cents day yor
now spend for ice, this refrigerator will cost yor
only cents day to use.''
Wouldn't you be interested? Gould you buy any
other refrigerator and be fair to yourself?
Electrolux, the Gas Refrigerator, is as different
from mechanical refrigerators mechanical refrig
orators are from the old fashioned icebox. tiny
gas flame and trickle Of water circulate the re
fgerant that makes the cold and freezes ice cubes
The refrgerant is Theoretically sealed in rigid steel
and will never need renewal. The gas is turned of
by an unfailing automatic shutoff should the LITTLE
flame ever 60 out. The chilling action is continuous
doesn't alternately stop and start, but keeps &
constant, steady cold.
No Finance Charges, ? Years to Pay
If you buy your Electrolux before May 1st ever
with as small down payment as $b you have
years in which to pay WITHOUT ANY FINANCE
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
Porcupine Does ThrouO It's
OuiLLs-Here;s Pr0oH

force with which . pOrcupine
drives its quiIIs with the slap
Of its tail"
There are two schools" of
naturalists ever engaged in the
porcupine argument. one says q
porcupine actually throws It's quilts
while the other VOWS he must
first have actual contact with an
object before he can drive his
quills into it. In this instance
the quills we're scattered in such
a manner as to indicate the quills
were shot out in a volley.
The Washington times., 1931-03-25
NEW ROAD OPENED

LEESBURG, Va, March IS.
The new State road from Blue
mont, Va. to the Shenandoah
River has been opened to traffic.