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The Washington times., 1931-02-10
OPEN
AFTER BURIAL

With the flag above the Frank
lin Administration Building still
flying at half mast and public
school and university officials
mourning the death of DR.. Charles
F.. Carusi, president of the Board
of Education and dean of the
law school of National University,
classes were again resumed today
at the schools and National Uni
verSity.
DR.. Carusi was buried yesterday
during a steady and relentless
downpour of rain. School Off
cials stood on the hills of Arling-
ton National Cemetery with un-
covered heads as the last rites
were said for the prominent edu-
Gator.
Services were held at his resi-
dence, 1855 New Hampshire Ave.
N. W., and then at the cemetery,
with Capt. r. C. Deibert, chaplain
at Fort Myer, officiating.
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
LafOunt Asks Curb
On Radio Ad Time

Bbroadcasting stations S are
licensed Ito serve the public and
not for the furthering Of private
interests"
This statement was made yes
terday by Commissioner Lafount,
Of the Federal Radio Commits
sion, in warning that the amount
of radio advertising must be
curbed in behalf of entertain
ment and educational programs.
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
LICENSED TO WE'D

ROCKVILLE, Md, Feb. 10
Marriage licenses were issued here
to Lee Williams, 20, and Elise
Fisher, 27, both of Washington;
Ray L. Hicks, "a, and Eleanor <.
White, 10, both of Washington;
Marshall Carpenter, %, and
Blanche S. Tharpe, 81, both OF
Washington, and Thomas A. Du
vail, 81, of Pottsville, Pa, and
Eleanor P. Desk, 10, of Shamokin,
Pa
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
While You Sleep!

When headachy, bilious, or gassy
condition tells that bowels need help,
there's nothing like cascara. Doctors
say this marvellous substance actually
strengthens bowel muscles. That's why
candy Cascarets bring constipation
sufferers lasting relief. A Cascaret
contains cascara in its most palatable
form. No gripingi no discomfort
or sickening effects when you use
Cascarets. Just quick, sure help for
sluggish bowels. Both upper and lower
bowels are cleansed. Coated tongue is
soon cleared; breath sweetened; eyes
frightened; the whole system benefits
from a candy Cascaret. Try one to-
night and see for YOURSELF!
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
This Woman In d Weeks
Lost II Pounds of Fat

took and stimulated my desire to
greater activity.
May all large people, both men and
women, who want to reduce in an easy
way, give Kruschen Salts a fair trial.
l am sure 1t will convince anyone"
A bottle OF kruschen Salts that
lasts four weeks costs but S5c at
Peoples Drug Stores or any drug
store in America. Take one half
teaspoon in a glass of hot water
before breakfast every morning.
To help reduce swiftly cut out
pastry and fatty meats and go light
on potatoes. butter, cream and
sugar.
The Kruschen way is the safe
way to reduce-Try one bottle and
if not ioyfully satisfied-money
back
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
DR.. Ryan to Discuss
Catholic Principles

DR.. John A. Ryan, director of
the social action department of
the National Catholic Welfare
Conference, will preach on
Catholic Principles in Relation
to Unemployment" at the
Catholic radio hour to be broad
cast over station VOL next Sun
day afternoon at S o'clock from
the Church of the Immaculate
Conception,
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
CITIZENS Meeting SET

Regular meeting of the Ameri-
can University Park Citizens AS
sociation will be held tomorrow
night at 8 o'clock at the uni
versity, Massachusetts, and Ne
braSka Avenues,
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HOlUard to Debate
Fisk Here March "a

Howard University will open it's
intercollegiate debating activities
here March "a, at which time
Fisk University of Nashville,
Tenn, will be met.
The Howard squad consists of
Lionel Firzroy, Swan, Mercer
Nance, Fred Minns, j. Percy
Bond, Phillip Green, Leroy
Scurry, William Mckinney and
Emile Thomas.
BAND PROGRAM CANCELLED
Regular Wednesday program of
the United States Marine Band
has been Cancelled for tomorrow
owing to other official duties.
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HUGE FISH PACK IN WESTWARD AREAS,
 INCLUDING KODIAK

Up to, and not including the 18th of July, the Alaska Packers can- neries at Larsen's Bay and Olga Bay had packed 644,0OO pink sal mon, and from the appearances of things it seems as though, since that time, they have packed far in excess of the above amount.
 At Olga Bay huge scows of pinks were being brought to the cannery and the crews were working day and night.
 According to H. H. Hungerford, fish warden, it is believed this is the largest run of fish since 1926. Boats plowed through great schools of salmon from one-half to a mile away from shore.
 The Pacific American Fisheries at Alitak are also putting up a big pack as is the Trinity Packing Co.,, at Three Saints Bay. This latter cannery doesn't have to go more than seven miles after more fish than they are able to handle and has the distinction of having the largest fish in these waters. It only takes II of them to fill a case whereas at Kodiak it requires about 16 or IT.
 The Kodiak cannery expects to can at least 6O,OOO cases of salmon this year. They are working their crew from 14 to 16 hours every day and have been compelled to lay off temporarily their independent fish ermen from time to time in order to be able to handle the deliveries of fish.
 It sure is a great fish year, and the girls and boys will have few dollars this year to spend.
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SEVERAL WEATHER
 FORECASTS, AUGUST

4th-7th-Continued violent el- ectrical outbursts from the Middle States to the Atlantic Seaboard with high winds. 8th-11th-Con- tinued high winds and with violent storms on the 9th in Florida. 11th- 14th-Quiet and very sultry.
 18th and soliter- raneous storm period, especially manifested in the middle south and eastern coastal area.
 ~Milder and pleasant with local showers on the 21st. 24th- 2Sth-Very hot the country over, but generally desirable for the ag- ricultural interests, especially for wheat and corn. 28th-31st-Unset tied, local thunder storms, especial ly in the southeast.
 Normal preciption and higher temperature.
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F|L|P|N0s LIKE HAWAII;
 DODGE JUNGLE FARMS

MANILA, Aug. 5. (P)-Despite the efforts of the Philippine gov ernment to encourage the settle ment of Mindanao, the Far Vest of the Philippines, plantation work in Hawaii continues more at tractive to migrating Filipinos.
 Figures by the Bureau of Labor show that 7,S15 Filipinos emigrat- ed to Hawaii, as compared with ? 2,498 who went to homestead in Mindanao in 1880.
 The worker who goes to Hawaii is assured of steady employment. The homesteader must have a little capital and must wrest his land from the jungle.
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HORNE AND HORNER
 WILL 60 HUNTING

About August 21, B. E. Horne of Lawrence, Mass, president of the Watts Valve Works, will arrive in Seward where he will be met by Mel Horner, licensed guide, who will take MT. Horne into the field for three weeks after moose, sheep and bear.
 MT. Horne left his home last month, July 31, travelling to the coast via the c. P. R. to Van couver, thence by steamer to Skag- way, over the White Pass to White horse, then down to Dawson and, Fairbanks.
 Mrs Horne is accompanying her husband to Seward but will re- turn to the States, to California, where Mr. Horne will join her after his big game hunt.
 Guide Horner says he will first take MT. Horne up Resurrection River, then to Resurrection Lake where the hunt will be concluded.
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NOW IS THE TIME ID
 MAKE KNOWN ALASKA . WANTS, SAYS EA10N

JUNEAU, Aug. 5. P)-Favoraoly impressed with Western and Inter- for Alaska, members of the Con- oressional party are returning South on the steamer Aleutian which sailed last night.
 The group expressed themselves friendly to any policy designed to develop Alaska.
 Congressman William R. Eaton, of Colorado, member of the House budget committee, said Alaskans should not delay in making their wants known and now is the time to ask for appropriations for De- cember would be too late, as the budget is compiled in September or October.
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FOUR GRAVES ANOTHER
 CHAPTER DESERT HISTORY
NOGALES, Mex. Aug B (4

MORALES, Mex. Aug. 3. (P- Four unmarked graves in the shift ing sands of the great Mexican desert and the incoherent jabber- ings of three men wrote another chapter in desert history, began by the Argonauts in 1849.
 Seven persons, including women and her seven weeks old baby, left here five days ago by automobile stage for Mexicali.
 Three are alive, two insane from thirst. The stage broke down. The baby died first; then the mother: then two of the men, while the rest struggled on.
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URGES F|L|P|NOs ID
 CONTINUE PROGRAM

MANILA, Aug. 5. (P)-Senator H. B. Hawkes. of Missouri, addressed a joint session of the Phillipine Sen ate and Legislature and reiterated his view the the present destruc- tive uncertainty to both American and Phillipine interests can only be settled by independence" He urged Filipinos to continue their independence program, mention ing particularly, the sending of an- other independence mission to the United States.
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L|NDBERCHS WILL HEAD FOR |CE-BOUND
 CUTTER N0RTALAND

AKLAVIK, Northwest Territory, Aug. 5. (P)-The Lindberghs made the 1,115-mile flight from Baker Lake in 111a hours. The next hop will probably be directly toward the cutter Northland, icebound at Icy Cape, 15O miles south of Point Barrow. The Northland has given up hope of reaching Barrow in time to meet the flierS.
 The Lindberghs landed. herge in Peel Channel an|| S gathered on tf
 the shouts of the r.sl.,- ..,-.- ...-.,..-.1x with the cheers of the whites. Lindy was all smiles and his little Mrs. waved from the rear cockpit.
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POLAR BEARS KILLED
 SOUTH USUAL HABITAT

Presumably caught in ice drift ing southward, three polar bears were killed recently by Clark Bas- sett, Alaskan Airways agent at Nome, and another man says the Fairbanks News Miner. Another polar bear is reported to have been killed near Unalakleet.
 It is said there are few instances in which the white bears have been seen so far south. Tt is pre- sumed they were working their way north along the beaches after reaching land from the drift,I.. ice.
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ORGANIZED LABOR
 STEPS INTO BREACH

WASHINGTON, D. c. Aug. 3. (E)- Organized labor has stepped into the front to try and prevent earn ings from falling with undue weight upon the shoulders of the en- ploye-conSumer.
 The American Federation of A.a- bor forwarded a program which it believes will prevent suffering next winter due to unemployment. Tine proposal for a shorter work week drew favorable comment from Will liam L. Doak, secretary of tile La Dor Department.
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LIBERAL LEADER MAY
 TOUR THE WORLD

LONDON, Aug. 5. (R David Lloyd George, liberal leader, may go on tour of the world, visit ing the United States, before at tempting to return to his former duties, it is said. It may be two or three montsae before he has ,recov.- cred sufficiently from his operation to undertake the trip
 The former premier of Great Bri- tain is making a satisfactory re- covery from his operation at local hospital here.
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SOLONS AT FAIRBANKS

FAIRBANKS, Aug. 5. R)-Sen- ators Frederic Walcott and Peter Norbeck, of the Wild Life Re- sources committee, and Represen- tative Albert Carter of California arrived from Mckinley Park. They are leaving today for Ci1itina, sail ing for Seattle from Cordova Sat- urday.
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CAPT. JOHN \. 0'BR|EN
 VETERAN MARINER, DEAD

SEATTLE, Aug. 5. (P-Captain John A. OBrien, 83, veteran mar iner in Alaskan waters, died here yesterday.
 Captain O'Brien brought the SS Victoria to Seattle in 1918 during the influenza epidemic at Nome, many dying aboard the liner on her way to Seattle. He was an in- timate friend of Jack London and Rex Beach.
 He is survived by his widow, daughter and son.
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SLANT GERMAN PLANE
 ENR0UTE TO AMERICA

RIO DE JANEIRO, Aug. 5. (P- The German seaplane DO-X took off at 6:36 a. m. on it's long de- layed flight to New York.
 Lieutenant Clarence H. Schild- hauer, of the United States Navy, is in command Ten passengers arrived here in June after flight across the South Atlantic. The plane will stop overnight at Bahia.
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PANcBORN, HERNDON
 PLAN H0P PACIFIC

NEW YORK, Aug. 5. (R-Pang- born and Herndon headquarters here received a cable signed by Herndon announcing their attempt at a nonstop Tokyo to Seattle flight; they will have an extra tank built at Tokyo.
 Moscow dispatches said it was still raining at Khabarovsk. They plan to hop to Tokyo and stay there a week. Pangborn is slight ly ill.
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BASEBALL SCORES
NATIONAL

NAIlONAL St. Louis ', Pittsburgh 1. Boston 2-4, Philadelphia 3-2. Brooklyn 3-2, New York 6-3. Cincinnati 2-3, Chicago AT.
 ;: < j: <
 AMERICAN Chicago 5, Detroit l. Only American games played.
 WIN DOUBLE-H HEADER NEW YORK, Aug. 5. (P)-The Giants strengthened their hold for second place in the National League by drubbing Brooklyn in both games of the double-header Monday; scores 6-3 and 3-2.
 ;: S: %
 PACIFIC COAST San Francisco 2, Hollywood 1. Sacramento 3, Oakland 12. Seattle 3, Portland 4. Los Angeles g, Missions 5.
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GERMAN BANKS REOPEN

BERLIN, Aug. 5. (P)-Banks re- opened after being closed three weeks as an emergency measure. Customers drew far less than had been anticipated and many are returning money withdrawn. The government plans to place banks under state control.
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HALIBUT PRICE

SEATTLE, Aug. 5. F-Halibut from two vessels totaling 12,410 pounds and six vessels at Prince Rupert with 115,000 pounds, sold for 4c and 7.9c for Americans and Sc and Sc for Canadians.
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STILL HAS A CHANGE

ATHENS, Aug. 5. (P-Mollison took off for England two hours after landing. He had been held at Aleppo, Syria, by bad weather but a new Australia England rec ord is still possible.
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TAKE OFF FOR AKLAVIK

BAKER LAKE, Aug. 5. (R)-Col and Mrs. Lindbergh took off at 6:35 p. m., Eastern Standard Time, for Aklavik, 1115 miles distant; they did not intend to stop at Cop per Mine.
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WILL TAKE OFF TO-DAY

FAIRBANKS, Aug. 5. (P-Rob- bins said both planes would hop Wednesday for Edmonton, weather permitting. Robbins said the To- kyo hop that had just failed was his last and does not intend to try again next year.
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LINDBERGHS HELD UP

OTTAWA, Aug. 5. R) Head winds along the course to Hunter Bay held the Lindberghs at Baker Lake. Conditions are reported un favorable; they may hop tomor- row.
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KID BERG WINS BOUT

NEW YORK, Aug 5. P]ack Kid" Berg, English lightweight, easily outpointed Jimmy McNam- ara, of New York, in a 1O-round feature bout Tuesday night. Berg weighed 137 and McNamara 138.
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FOUR KILLED

TAMPICO, Mex, Aug. 5. (P- Four were killed and heavy dam age was done by floods in south- ern TamaulipaS and northern Vera Cruz.
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BARROW STILL BLOCKED

POINT BARROW, Aug. 5. R- The ice is still clinging to the shores, preventing ships landing with supplies for Lindbergh. The food is nearly exhausted.
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ARRIVE AT UNDERSTANDING

RENO, Aug. 4. (P) It was an- nounced that Cornelius Vanderbilt Jr., and his wife the former Mary Davidson of Chicago have arrived at an understanding on alimony payments.
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OFF FOR POLE

BERGEN, Aug. 5. (P)-The Will kinS submarine Nautilus left today for the North Pole.
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TELEGRAPH BREWT|ES
STILL GOING STRONG

AKLAVIK, Aug. 5. (P)-The Lindberghs landed here at 3:05 a. m., Pacific Standard Time.
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TELEGRAPH BREWT|ES
AMY REFUELS

SHANGHAI, Aug 5. (R Amy Johnson, British aviatrix, refueled at Tsitsikar, Manchuria.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-01
Major Leaders
BY the Associated Press.
American League.

american League.
Batting-Simmons Athletics, .3S5;
Ruth, Yankees. .377.
Runs-Gehrig, Yankees, 1856; Ruth
Yankees. 1872.
Runs batted in-Gehrig, Yankees, l52;
Ruth, Yankees, 1873.
HitS-Gehrig, Yankees, 1872; Sim
mons, Athletics. 174.
Doubles-Webb, Red Sox, 81; Miller,
Athletics, AZ.
Triples johnson, Tigers, Is; .Rey-
nolds. White Sox. IA.
Home runs-Gehrig, Yankees, 50;
Ruth. Yankees, 81.
Stolen bases-Chapman, Yankees, SO;
johnson. Tigers, 81.
Pitchers-Grove. Athletics, won 26.
lost 3; Mahaffey, Athletics, won is,
lost 2.
National League.
Batting-Terry, Giants, BAT; Davis,
Phillies, .345.
Runs-Klein, Phillies. 100; Terry
Giants, 102.
Runs batted in-Klein, Phillies, 1o6;
Hits-Terry, Giants, 178; L. waner,
Pirates, 1T.
Doubles-Adams, Cardinals, 40; Bar
tell. Phillies. SO.
Triples-Terry, Giants, II: Herman,
Robins, IA Traynor, Pirates, IA.
Home runs-Klein, Phillies, 81; OFT,
Giants, Is.
stolen bases-Frisch, Cardinals, %;
Martin Cardinals, IA.
Pitchers-Haines, Cardinals, won II,
lest 3; Derringer, Cardinals, won 10,
lost 6.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-01

mons and Babe Ruth. Appearing in
AZ games, many times as pinch hitter,
he has pounded eight home runs, six
doubles and triple and batted in 81
runs.
Valuable as is his pitching arm to
the Cleveland cause, it would not be
surprising to see the Indians shift him
to a regular outfleld post in order to
get the daily benefits of his big bat.
There are the shining examples of Babe
Ruth and Lefty O'Doul, who deserted
the mound for the more lucrative gar
dens. Terrell would not require more
than passing glance at their salary
checks to convince him the change was
for the better.
Yves Has a Big Day.
All of which is preamble to the fact
that Yves had one of his most spa
cious days yesterday. In addition TO
holding Chicago to SIX his and regis
tering his eighteenth victory. Is to 5,
he plastered opposing pitchers for two
home runs ana single, drove in five
runs and himself scored four.
Waite Hoyt, the former "schoolboy
wonder" pitched his second straight
shutout as the Athletics defeated Wiley
Moore and the Boston Red SoX, to O.
He yielded seven hits. Moore allowed
only sig, but one was pinch single by
Cramer in the seventh and another was
Jimmy Foxx's twenty-fourth home run.
The Detroit Tigers, behind Earl
Whitehills six-hit hurting. downed the
ST. Louis Browns, to 3, in their Sc
ries opener. Dale Alexander drove in
four of the winners runs with a dou-
BILE and single.
John McGraw's New York Giants
had that little extra punch necessary
to capture pair of close ones from
the Boston Braves, to and to 3.
The first, a duel between Freddie Fitz-
simmons and Fred Farmhouse. went to
the Giants when Farmhouse grew I'M
steady and walked two men in the
ninth. The nightcap went 10 innings
before Mel OFT drove Bill Terry across
with the deciding run. The Braves he'd
scored twice off Clarence Mitchell in
the ninth to tie the score.
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CELTICS BOOK SAKS
FOR SUNDAY CLASH
Play in Alexandria Series Also ia
Continue-Beach to Coach
Pirate A. C. Gridders.

ALEXANDRIA, Va, September l.
Charley Corbett, business manager of
the st. Mary's Celtics, has booked Saks
Clothiers Of Washington. for a game
here Sunday at o'clock in Baggett's
Park.
The Clothiers are expected to boil
ster their lineup for the Celtic clash
by the addition of several new players.
Nation wide Grocery Stores, who
have dropped all five of their starts in
the Alexandria amateur unlimited dia-
mond series, face more rough shedding
Sunday. when they meet Colonials and
Del Ray in a double-header at Duncan
Field.
The series leader. Columbia Engine
Co., is slated to face the up-and-com-
ing Cardinals, who are only a game
behind the Firemen at Hayden Field.
Pirate A. C. gridmen will work out
tomorrow and Friday nights at o'clock
at Lee and Queen streets under Theo-
dore Beach. former Alexandria High
player, who has been named coach.
Mouse" Briscoe. former Virginia A,
C. unlimited halfback, will aid Julian
Whitestone as coach Of the Virginia
Juniors this Fall.
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MINES OPEN PLAY
FOR TITLE TODAY
Commerce, ConStruCtioneerS
Clash in Inaugural of
Weekday Series.
NLAY in the weekday leagues
- base ball championship series
was to open this evening with

HLAY in the weekday leagues
- base ball championship series
was to open this evening with
Commerce, Departmental League
champion. facing Constructioneers, In
dustrial League standard bearer, on the
South Ellipse at AIS o'clock. Ed
brooke. Georgetown Church League VIC
tor, and the Government League WIN
ner. originally carded to face today, will
meet later on one Of the open dates.
G. P. o. yesterday defeated Naval
Hospital, 9 to 5, in the deciding game
OF the series for the Government League
flag. The Printers gained an early
lead and, aided by the Hospital team S
loose play. were never headed.
Here's the remainder of the series
schedule, all games to be played on the
South EllipSe at AIS o'clock:
Tomorrow-Open.
Observation-Disclosures VS.. Commerce.
Frtday-G. P. o. VS.. Constructioneers
September 8-Constructioneers VS..
Eldbrooke.
September 9-Commerce VS.. G. P. O.
September 10-Commerce VS.. Ed
brooke.
G. P. o.
September IA Constructioneers VS.,
Commerce.
September 15-G. P. o. VS.. Eldbrooke
September 17-Eldbrooke VS.. Con-
structioneers.
September 18-G. P. o. VS.. Commerce
September 21-Eldbrooke VS.. G. p. o.
Some games yesterday:
National Pale Drys, S: ST. Paul, 3.
Hillcrest, 10; Stansbury, 7.
Coast Guard Headquarters, 10;
Apache Cutters, 5.
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MARINES IN NET PLAY

QUANrICO, Va, September Play
in a tennis tournament closed to off,
GERS and enlisted men of the Quantico
Marine Base today was in the second
round of the singles. Doubles will be
played upon completion of singles.
Silver cups will be awarded the win
ners in the singles and doubles. They
have been provided by the post athletic
and amusement fund.
Singles.
Field 1dsi Ho aEaads s@s, Capt Potter
defeated Pvt Topper s si0 S b1 de GSS5Rl:
Maj. Peard defeated Pvt, Sauls. 80. s.;
Pvt Psrreault defeated O. NJ ssTst Rial, Hale
Field Hospital. 81, 81; Pvt. McWilliams
defeated Pvt. Brown, 50, 50; MAJ. Whaiey
Second round-Capt. Potter defeated Ccrpl.
Merwin, 81, So; MAJ. Peard defeated Pvt.
Peyyeault, Ga 60
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They Study in Camp, Too
But Foot Ball Isn't All the Cridders Learn There
by TOM DOERER.

It is not all play in foot ball camp.
Just most Of the time. Those boys get
up with the milk man, yes, sir. But
he's the man serving the afternoon
milk.
But training camp appet1tes usually
show the boys have had nights train
ing, anyhow. When nocturnal foot ball
is the thin@. those night trainers viii
be in their glory.
But foot ball training camp habitu-
ate's day is rigorous. grueling one:
So is YOUR old man. Just as foot ball
is about to interfere, the boys remem-
Der it is time for the morning round OF
golf. It teaches the boys the proper
way to wear knickers, improve their
lies and gives the coach a chance to
show those bimboes that there is one
game on the calendar at which he can
lick 'em.
And Is that all? Let me tell you
more. After a lunch Of the right
kind of Galleries and proteins, planned,
mapped and erected by the schools
dietitian, what do those young men
do but ankle over to the delicatessen
store and cargo up on raisin pie and
dill pickles.
Up,;ch does not make the coach