Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-15

Ray Schmoose, another broadcaster.
Floyd Malarkey. ditto.
Eddie Docks, ditto.
Wimple. a 1.-The world upside-down
flyer.
Wirps, his navigator.
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wimple and wirps. after flying twice around the
world upside down. have just landed and have been
swallowed up by the crowd. The four announcers
stationed at various points are obviously pretty much
in the dark regarding what Is happening.
Gimme-They've just come down folks What
a scenel The crowd has gone mad out here I'll
have to switch you to Ray Schmoose who Is nearer
than 7 am Are you there. Ray7
Schmoose-Yes. Teddie This Is Ray Schmoose
talking. folks. and in just a fifty wen let you hear
from these two intrepid birdmen who have Just flown
twice around the world in II days They're COM
ing here to hangar u now No. they're going TO
hangar is I'll give you Floyd Malarkey. who will
tell you what is going on there Hello. Floyd
Malarky-Oh. boy. what a scenel What a
scenel I wish you could see It These two
boys. Wimple and wirps. who have flown twice
around the world backward. have landed and they
were coming this way. but I have lost them in the
crowd now Boy, this Is ~excitingl Eddie Oh
Eddie Dooks2
Dooks-Yes. Floyd.
Malarky-Eddie. can you tell folks something about
this wonderful spectacle?
Dooks-This Is Eddie Docks. folks What a
scene this is oh. what a scenel Wimple and
wirps, home from the most stirring flight In history,
have just landed here and you will hear the tale
from their own lips In just a few moments They
are fighting their way to this hangar and watt
the police escort has turnedl Evidently the
boys are going to the Public Relations Hangar
Oh. Ted? Ted
Gimmel-Yes. Eddie.
Dooks-I guess you can see more OF this than i
can, Teddy viii you cut in at this point7
Mimmel-Okay. Ted Gimmel talking. folks I.
What a scenel what a sight These boys.
wimpIe and wirps. have just landed after a flight
twice around the world upside down The crowd
is Wild The boys are down there somewhere
swallowed up in it There must be $4,000 people
here oh. Flovdi Oh. Floyd Malarkyl
Malarky-Yes. Teddy
Glmmel-How many people would you say are
here. Floyd?
Neutrality-suspicious. $4,000 people. folks What a
scenel
cimmel-Fifty thousand peoplel Thanks, Floyd.
Malarky-NOt at all. Ted.
This sort Or thing goes on for about an hour and
a quarter. Ultimately the two flyers reach a micro
phone In a hangar In which the announcer is a Mr..
BlItz)
Blitz-Here they are. folks Stand by and hear
the story Or this epochal trip from the lips OF these
two splendid heroes They are back after flying
twice around the world upside down and backwards.
Right this way. Mr.. wimple this way, Mr.. Wirps
Now. folks. you will hear the story from the boys
themselves.
w~impIe-Hello I'm glad to be back.
wirp-Me. too.
Chorus OF Radio Announcers-Oh Ted Oh.
RAY oh. Eddie oh. Floyd
HAPPY DAYS n HERE AGAIN
Count that day strange
Whose low descending sun
Sees not another trans
Atlantic flight begun.
-TOCK.
Billy Burke. the new golf champion. defeated
George Won Elm on the second play-off after a total
battle Of IA holes. IF II had lasted any longer both
boys would have begun hitch-hiking.
WAY OUT IN RON
The character or their battle 50 far would seem 20
put Messrs. Vanderbilt and Arno definitely in the