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The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08
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for Walnut Grove Man

Walnut Grove, October 6-Funeral
services were held for Julius Johnson
at the Lutheran church at Lamberton
Thursday. Burial was made in the
Lamberton cemetery. Mr.. Johnson
was killed MONDAY afternoon at about
four o'clock while plowing with a
tractor. He had come to the end OF
the furrow and was turning around
when the tractor turned over the
bank and crushed him beneath. The
field was on hill side and small
washout was the cause of the acci-
dent. His son who was plowing close
Gy with team, hitched the team to
the tractor and pulled it off his tath-
er. He was rushed to Lamberton for
medical aid but MIR. Johnson passed
away before they got there.
A delegation Of seven Ladies Aid
societies, the Leo Ola club and North
Star Community club rendered sur
prise Tuesday on MIR. and MRS.
Charles Lantz in honor of their 25th
wedding anniversary. They were pre-
sented with a 26-piece set of silver
ware and beauIlIul bouquet of asst
ers and ferns.
Mrs. Paul Nelson and family were
dinner guests at the Frank Wilson
home Sunday.
Miss Lillian Prail who teaches in
the high school at Westbrook spent
the weekend with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Frail.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Just of Wood
Lake visited at the Paul Schumacher
home Saturday.
Rev. R. E. Caller and family who
have served the M. E. church here
and at Holly township for the past
three years left for Jetfers and Amo
Friday where he has charge of the
Methodist churches.
A. H. Quiring resigned as cream
cry operator here. Mr.. Quiring has
been here for the past six years.
William Posthumns and family of
Valley City, N. D. arrived here last
week Wednesday to take charge of
the local creamery.
MIs dIlu Mis- SudIAcS SCIu1CL oIAO
family and Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford Lar
son attended the funeral of Mr.. Christ
Knudson at Tracy Thursday after
noon.
Supt. Herbert Point of Russell was
a caller in town Saturday.
L. P. Kaercher was business call
er in the Cities the first of the week.
Mrs. Belle Mcdonald entertained
her son, Malcolm Mcdonald, Mrs.
Grace Blanchard and son of Mime
apolis and Miss Ruth Tees of st.
Paul over the weekend.
Miss Elaine Dahlgren returned
Thursday from st. Peter where she
had been visiting.
Fred Prail was business caller at
Revere Monday.
Mrs. Ed. De Bates entertained the
Altar Society of the Catholic church
today. Mrs. Ernest DeMoore and
Mrs. Ed. Benedict were assistant
hostesses.
Mrs. Irwin Burr received word
from the University hospital Thurs
day that their son Arthur is not i'm
proving very rapidly. He has been
there for treatment since last March.
The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08

The Ladies Aid win meet with Mrs.
r. Moorhead on Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. McKorkell and Mrs. Goudy will
be assistant hostesses.
Joseph Pistulka Jr. and Robert
Goudy spent Saturday evening at the
George Phillips home at Redwood
Falls.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. R. Goudy and sons
The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08

uSvrxrrcr> W. n<srrnNr q rnns
Gordon and Robert were Sunday din
ner guests of Mr.. and Mrs. B. Fuhr
and family.
Mrs. Kate Clark who spent the past
week at the home of her brother,
James Gallery and wife. returned to
Redwood Falls Friday where she is
visiting at the home of her sister,
Mrs. Frank Davis.
The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08

A columnist razzes President Hoov-
er for his bad grammar, citing the
phrase "-men whom he believed
were his devoted friends" Some
years ago at gathering of literary
high-brows the question was asked
whether any writer or reputation has
whom" An authority answered,
Eyes, William Shakespeare"
Gazette Want Ads Bring Results.
Old Newspapers 5 Cents a Bundle.
The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08
Save the Heat

Heat losses are enormous in far too many homes.
Often as much as 40% escapes through faulty roofs
which be easily remedied by of attic insula
tion. When melts off your roof it is
sign that valuable heat is leaking OUT. Let show
you how important it is to keep heat IN by using
insulation, storm doors and storm windows. It's
part of BOTSFORDS HEATING SERVICE.
The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08

Gazette Want Ads Bring Results.
The Redwood gazette., 1931-10-08

Proper Burning is Important
Our simple direction card tells you how to operate
your heating equipment in order to get the most
HEAT from the coal. It's easier to do it right than
to do it wrong. Yet, strange to say, many people
lose large percentage of the heat value of coal be-
cause they do not understand how to burn it pro-
perly. It's part of our service to show you how.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

mente TODD 10 contrario. Aun no
hace un mes, o hace Ell mes to-
do 10 mas. Jno me dijo despues
de una grave y seria entrevista
con ell Sr. de PUG; Amigo Ra-
miro, 81 yo fuera rico mi hija Sc
casaria al momento con listed,
todos viviriamos en- mi casa en-
santa paz y eterna compania?"
mo protesto listed de la mega
tiva de Puig a darnos su consen l..
timiento para la boda, diciendo
que lie obedecia listed por fuer-
"a, que su deseo de listed era
vernos unidos en- seguida, Y que
nj era justo, nj decoroso, nj aun
prudente obligarnos a esperar
un tempo indeterminado la rea-
lizacion de nuestro amor?
-IYo die? Puede que di-
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
GACETA"

-Pues 81 10 he dicho estaba
loco, y de los locos nadie debe
hacer case; y basta de recuer-
dos y acabemos de una veg. Sc
pan ustedes todos, todos. sin dis
t nc'on de classes nj de sexos.
que cuanto 20 dijera antes era
.posque suponia que nunca ha-
oia de ser rico; pero que Ell serlo
trae multitud de deberes que
yo ignoraba por complete. Ell
aver no existe nj para mi, nj
para nadie: 10 que existe es ell
hoB' y a csc hog tenemos todos
que suJetarnos, como nos suie-
taremos al mafana cuando lie
que. De manera que aun1ue 70
no re'racte mi palabra de dar a
listed mi hija, para que csc case
Aesus es ~necesario que pase al
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

Jera... pero ESQ, despues de TODD,
NADIA significa. Las circunstan-
cias no siempre son las mismas,
y 10 que un dia puede ser l6gico,
otro puede ser absurdo...
II Conque las circunstan-
cias! GEn que han variado de
I'm mes AGA? Aqui no hay mas
que una diferencia, Y esa solo a
listed atane, pues a todos los
demas nos deja en- la misma ST.
tuaci6n. La diferencia es que
listed era aver pob-e Y hoy es
rico, Y para ell asunto de que ira
tamos, esa diferencia mas bien
es ventajosa que periodical.
-Pero, senior milo, hablemos
en- raz6n y como Dios manda.
ICON que cuenta listed para sos
tener las cargas matrimoniales?
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

gaciones terribles; como que
convene pensarlo con mas cal
ma, y como que, graeias a Dios,
no tiene ningun motive apre-
miante para Zanzibar de estado,
ly en- el quiero que continue por
eel tempo que me parezca conve
niente. GSe va listed va entera-
do de 10 que he resueito?
-Pero, Sr. D. Benito, 20 es-
toy absorto y no acierto a dar-
me cuenta de TODD 10 que me d.
ce listed esta manana.
-Pues, senior milo. me parece
que no Sc puede hablar mas ella
70 y que no sabe menos motive
de Interpretation en- mis- pala-
bras.
-Pero listed no ha pensado
siempre 10 mismo, sine precisa-
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

Los Yankees hicieron sus tres
carreras en- los innings septimo
Y octave, bateando solo siete
hits. Blaeholder lanz6 por los
Browns.
Gomez relieve a Pipgras en- ell
septimo inning y no permiti6
que lie anOtaran.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
LTGA AMERICANA

Los Ati6ticos vencieron a los
Medias Blancas, con Earnshaw
en- ell "box'. Fueron hechas en-
la oncena entrada las dos carre-
ras de la victoria. Ell Filadelfia
empat6 en- ell noveno, con un cua
triangular de Bing Miller.
Filadelfia 7c, 11h, lie; Chica-
go sc, Oh, 2e.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

viajaron 5000 millf spara dar
valor a su tftulo n fractional,
obtuvieron cuatrdN cisiones y
perdieron cuatro a manos de un
team de campeones nacionales,
escogidos del reciente torneo de
la Union Atletica Amateur.
Gan6 Italia cuatro de los
bouts, peso de mosca, ligero,
welter y peso complete ligero,
mientras ell team americana
triunfaba en- bantam, pluma,
peso medic Y peso complete.
Aunque parezca extrano, dos
Italo americanos, Tony Scarpa-
ii, campe6n nacional de las 1875
libras, y Mike Beloise, de peso
Aantam, mantuvieron a Estados
Unidos en- la competencia.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
Anunciese en-

i Esto tiene gracia! Con 10
mismo que contaba cuando u.s.
ted patrocinaba mis- proyectos
Y me concedi6 la mano de su hi
ia: con mi sueldo, que 81 aver
era mezquino v ell mismo Sr.
PUG 10 aument6, hoy seria ri
diculo siendo su yerno; Y con la
renta del dote que dara listed a
su hija, mucho, muchfsimo ma.
yc' que ell que PUG la hubiera
dado, pues listed mismo lego a
decir que, 81 fuera rico. lie da-
ria la mitad de su fortuna.
i Yo! GYo he dicho seme-
JAMIE disparate? iNunca!. len
mi vidal
10 ha dicho listed y hay mil
testigos que Sc 10 han dido a US
ted, no una, sino muchas wees.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
BOXEO
LOS ITALIANOS GANARON
CUATRO Y ~PERDIERON
CUATRO PELEAS

New York, mayo 14.-Los
campeones de boxeo de Italia.
que representation a su naci6n
en- los juegos Olimpicos de 1928
venciendo, dieron aver una ex.
celente demonstration ante mas
de $4,000 espectadores congra-
gados en- ell Madison Square
Garden. La noche fue de inten-
so combatir.
Peleando como 81 de su habi
lidad dependiera ell future del
fascismo, los ocho j6venes tia
lianos, de buena apariencia, que
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

Augusta. Ga,,mz9e14.~Ar
thur Cuscaden, de Tampa, ga
no ell campeonato annual de tiro,
del estado de Georgia, rompien%
do 36l de un total de 400. Ven
clio en- ell campeonato amateur,
por 359 de I'm total de 400, w.
H. Lanier, y en- ell segundo lu-
gar qued6 H. N. Afford, de At
lanta, con 358 de 400.
Triunf6 en- Ell campeonato de
mujeres la Sra. w. P. Andrews,
de Atlanta.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
AVISOS EN- YkOR CITY
rece muy bien.

y csc mismo dia, a esa mis-
ma bora y en- csc mismo sitio
sc casa uno.
i Bravo, magnificd!. ESQ
les, Sc casa uno... pero no dos.
u Como no dos? No lie en-
tiendo a listed.
-Pues es muy claro. Sc casa
uno, que es listed, 81 ESQ lie agra
da; pero no dos, porque mi hi
ia no es la que csc dia Y a esa
bora y en- csc sitio Sc casa con
listed.
Como que su hija de usted
no Sc casa conmigo?
Como que no Sc casa; CO.
me que es todavia muy joven pa
ra casada; como que no quiero
que contraiga tan pronto obi
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
EN- WEST
SERVIClO DE AMBULANCIA, Tei:fono Y 1lIa

Telefonos para visitas por ell dia: Ybor City, Y 146S
West Tampa, II SS46. Para llsmsdss por Ia noche.
o mismo er YbOr que en- West Tampa, Y 1A1O.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

Lou Gehrig, con IN tubeI :
pulse la carrera decisiva.
New York &c, III, De; st. ~
&c, 10h, lie.
Boston lie, Oh, Be; Detroity
11h, lie.
Boston 1c, Oh, Be; Detroit =
11h, 1e \
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
DERROTA DE HILL

Chicago, MAY 14.-Bad .
|Kellar, de Toledo, 1854 libras
puso aver a dormir a Pat Hill
de Filadelfia, 122 libras, a 10:
'doce segundos de ccmbatir, Ell
Ell primer asalto.
Era I'm combate a ocho asal.
tos.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
T DE C~ONOERTAR
UNA PELEA ENTIRE THOM
SON Y NC LARNIN

Chicago, mayo 14.-Se han
iniciado negociaciones para que
ell dfa 2 de JUNO peleen Young
Jack Thompson, campe6n mum
dial de peso welter, y Jimmy Nc
Larnin, de Detroit.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14

Floyd F~itzsimmons, que pien-
sa ofrecer atracciones en- Del
troit, durante los meses del vel
rano, ha hecho una atractiya
oferta al campe6n Y obtenido
una favorable replica de Pop
Foster, director de los asuntos
de McLarnin.
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
Folletin de La Gdceta No. rs
Isl 70 Fuera Rico!
Novela original
de
DIN. Luis Mariana de LARA

con ellos Sc puede hacer TODD
cuando y como Sc quiera. No
hay mas que decirle a uno de
esos: "El dia 80 de tai mes, por
ejemplo, a las siete de la mana
ma quiero casarme en- Santa Ma
ria, o en- mi casa, o en- la capt.
LA de San Andres" y asi Sc es-
tipula...
-iMuy bien hecho! Me pa
La gaceta., 1931-05-14
NOTAS D.; RoSFO

CerradfSsta ell viernes la A.
rena de njamin Field.
Los By hos gladiadores Sc re-
tiran y II empire arios no quie-
rem dar bsitivas garantfas.
iQuienl wa a aceptar un ofre-
cimiento de Tampa 81 no Sc lie
of zee la garantia de v2rios cen
tenares de pesos ?
va los boxeadores saben que
ell tanto por cientoee en- muchas
ciudades es como dar un viaje a
China.
Los gladiadores amateurs de
Italia danaron aver cuatro Pc
leas, en- New York, y perdieron
cuatro.
Ahora bien, dos de las peleas
,fueron ganadas a los italianos
por oriundos de Italia, que re-
presentaban a Estados Unidos,
Mussolini dira: Italia y sus
hijos han triunfado.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Yoost Mmm xb0wn 90 Rmsm4
After examining the good hook
ing youns lady who had lust been
brought to the hospital. the sur
geon ordered that she be an
dressed and prepared for the op-
Grating room. The nurse put ths
patient on the table, with only a
white sheet over her. and
wheeled the table out into the
han whore she left 1t.
And now our story begins.
Three young men. all dressed IN
spotless white. approached the
table. The first lifted up the
sheet carefully and looked the
patient over. then went on down
the hall.
The Vecond lifted up the sheet
and very deliberately followed
suit. Then the third began 70
take his turn. when the young
lady impatiently demonstrated
when are you going 70 Oper-
ateg" she asked.
well, don't know lady.
You'll have TO ask the surgeon
about that we're just
painters here"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

A policeman on q walter front
beat found q corpse loaflng near
the waters edge He reported
the matter Is having found 3
dead scotehman without say yia-
ihle means Of identification upon
him
AT the inquest tins coroner
questioned the policeman as 90
just why he had identified the
dead man as q scotchman.
sor I was after finding
vulcanlaed penny balloon ia the
pocket Az i'm"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Yet there are better bar
gains than that in Kevin-Sun-
burst today This field has
been in production long
enough to give a pretty def
mite idea Of the probable yield
of each acre, on the average
Kevin- Sunburst is a vast
dome covering 100000 acres
of oil-bearing rocks. In that
area are denominations of oil
in local spots These spots can
not be determined by looking
at the surface Of the ground.
The pools that have been
opened up have resulted not so
much from LUCK as from
systematic drilling. Had Tex
as-Pacific drilled only one or
two wells on its famous Sec
ton SO, it would never have
recovered any such sum as
$2,25O,000.00 Had Rice and
Fulton stopped with eight
wells on the Byrne farm, the
Byrne farm would not have
produced two million one hun
dred and fifty thousand dol
lars to date.
DRILLING IS the only
system Of finding these pools
in Kevin-Sunburst.
Have all the pools been
found
There isn't a man in the
world with the tenerity to
say that all the pools in Kelvin
Sunburst have been found. In
fact there are few who would
hazard the statement that the
greatest pools have been
found. There is possibility that
far greater pools than any to
date win be found when drill
ing resumes-as it viii when
the growing market demands.
swing this field into action
again.
But the depression" is on,
so far as royalty prices are
concerned. The investor who
buys royalty today is demand
ing a better deal than the one
suggested at 10 cents a bar
rel.
We have in mind a property
that is proven oil land. 1t may
cover an important pool. Only
drilling can deterr ne that
point. But it IS proven
ground. Figuring that this
tract produces the AVERAGE
of Kevin-Sunburst, which av-
erage yield is now predicated
on an average life of five
years for all producing wells,
the cost of the oil to the roy
atty buyer is LESS THAN
ONE CENT A BARREL.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02
Oil At DC Per Barrel

The Il Remember Club" is
out of business.
The president Of this club
was the one who remembered
when he could have bought
Irving Bakers royalty for
S1,OOO-and didn't. He re-
membered that at the time
when the Baker royalty was
earning 500 a day.
The vice president was the
man who had royalty on the
Mexia gas field and when the
field blew up" or rather quit
producing gas, he sold out for
a fraction of what he paid
for his royalty. Later, when
Colonel Humphrey drilled a
deep test, Mexia became a
great producer Of oil and the
landowners eighth on that
field has yielded more than
$l2,OOO,OO0.OO.
The secretary was the man
who remembered the time
when he could have bought
royalty on Spindletop field for
practically nothing. He didn't,
because the field had gone to
pot" The field was seemingly
exhausted and all the opera
tors were discouraged. Then
someone drilled a deep well and
SpindIetop has a record for
having produced 01,O4l $50
barrels of oil.
A lot Of the members re
membered when Kelvin Sun
burst royalties were to be had
for virtually nothing, not to
mention those who ''remem
bered when" Pondera, Banna-
tyne, the Border field and
other fields were wide open
to royalty investors. The sit
uation today affords the re
memberers" no chance for
comparisons, here or else
where.
If an investor were taken
into the tank farm Of the ILL
nois Pipeline company at Sun
burst and shown tanks Of oil
and offered an opportunity
to buy the oil for 10 cents a
barrel would he refuse to buy9
Would he not mortgage his
hat and coat and the radio to
get money to buy all he could
He would not care about a
market. II goes without say
ing that this oil is valuable
and Will be used. 1t is worth
$1.10 on the market today,
and in years to come it win
unquestionably be worth more.
An investor could get rich
buying 81 oil at 10 cents a
barre. even If be had to hold
II for a year
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Surprising that this tract
produces, when drilled out,
only as much as the AVER
AGE developed acre in Kelvin
Sunburst has yielded to date
then the investment in this oil
is but ONE CENT A BAR
REL. Cut that in two again
and suppose that this proven
ground IS a great disappoint-
ment and produces only half
as much in its life as the aver
age acre in the field has al
ready produced, and the cost
will be two cents a barrel.
When a royalty investor
buys this oil IN underground
storage for one cent a barrel
It is with the understanding
and assurance that it will be
delivered to him FREE OF
COST OF PRODUCTION.
It will be taken out Of the
ground at a time when the
operator can see his way clear
to take it out of the ground at
a profit. He must make 90
cents a barrel to break even.
That is the cost Of putting a
barrel of oil on the surface Of
the ground in this field, with
most economical operations
90 cents per barrel. So the
producer delivers at a cost Of
90 cents a barrel Of oil to
the royalty investor who has
paid two cents or less.
What. Is the difference be-
tween buying in tanks, as sug-
gested, or in underground
storage7 The risk IS elininat-
ed BY buying oil in tanks, to
be sure. but what risk attends
the purchase Of oil on a prop
erty where oil is KNOWN to
exist? The only way it can be
KNOWN to exist is by the
presence Of producing wells.
We have secured several
properties of this type at
prices we were willing to pay
years ago before there was any
drilling in the immediate VIZ
cinity. True, we picked up our
greatest fortune-makers back
in 1929. But that was at
a time when we had to take
a triple risk: CD That there
was a structure present; 90
That there was oil in the struc-
ture and (3) that there was
oil under that particular tract.
In those days we had to buy
on faith alone. Today we
KNOW that there is a struc-
tnre the production Of $685.,
OO0,000.O0 worth Of oil thus
far proves the presence of
lot of oil in that structure,
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

ethel Cat q apal What's the
difference between the effect OF
wine and the effect OF this min-
eraI water? Both are supposed
70 be stimulating
Frederick Well. you see, vine
goes to the head while mineral
waterah, shall we throw stones
at the 6uckgs
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Guy (sneaking ID beh4ad she
maidl: Booi
Maid (tramblingl on. my
goodness. you've ruinsd me.
Guy Hmm. s'funny don't
remember that.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

with only a sixth Of the loca-
tons drilled; and we know
that there is oil under these
particular tracts because oil
has been FOUND. No mat
ter whether the wells are
pumping. No matter when
they will be pumped, We are
buying OIL at a bargain price.
The laws of supply and de
mand viii take care Of the
marketing Of the oil.
If we thought for a mo-
ment that the use Of gasoline
was to be halted BY the adop-
ton Of some substitute, or if
we thought that the consirnp-
ton of gasoline win not IN
crease, then we would hesi-
tates about buying oil at any
price. Here in Montana, where
the supply Of crude isn't suf-
ficient to supply the needs Of
our own state, we have little
fear about the ultimate sale Of
every barrel of oil we can buy
above or below the ground.
A large percentage Of the
members Of this organization
are enthusiastic about buying
royalties in the producing
fields before anything happens
to change the situation. We
are working as rapidly as pos
sible. We are getting small lots
of royalty, as a rule, for it is
hard to get hold of large lots
of royalty at these low prices.
Those who can possibly hang
on are refusing 10 sell. Those
who do sell are forced to take
what they can get. We profit
BY their misfortune but at the
same time, some of those who
have sold have looked upon
their chance to get a little
money as a God-send. So it
works both ways. The fact re-
mains that it is improbable
that oil will again sell so
cheaply. Since oil has made
the greatest fortunes in his
tory in the past it is safe to
assume that under present OPP
portunities oil viii make great
err fortunes in the future than
in the past. The present will
afford the new basis Of mem
bership in the Il Remember
When Club"
Any who wish to consider
the purchase of Iow-priced
royalties in producing fields
may receive full information,
without obligation, BY writing
lis.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

the living room be foun1 his wife
sitting on the davenport be
looked AZ her hair. and cried
Brownl"
And from behind the dayen-
port came a surprised voice:
Nov. how did you know
was hereg"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Lindbergh and ali the rest
have received the grseless bon
ors possible. We think some mem
ton should be given Helen Of
Troy, for although not as sue
ceasful as present-day fliers. she
was. after All. one Of the first
to take OF Cor Paris.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

was Il q necking party31
was ity Before It started the
hostess announced: Every one
chsws hts own partner
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

A motorcycle cop pulled np
beside a car parked on coun-
try road In the wee small honFs
OF The morning.
hey, he yelled. what bust
ness have you got to be ont here
at this time Of night7"
This isn't business, came
voice from within, 'it's q pleas
ure!"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

"a Might Have Been WoTs
A group Of men at tha niub
we're discussing the color % their
wives hair. and Jones was the
only man who eouldnx rnmem-
Der He decided to rush rseht
home and find ont. Daahsnx tate
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Lawyer; Why don't you two
settle this out Of courtg
Client That's what we'd pre-.
Ter to do sir. but tbs police al
ways stop as.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

Min; Joe. keep your hands Oft
me.
Joe: Aw, Min. haven't yOu q
hearth
Min: Sure. but you've been
looking Tor Il long enough
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-05-02

A mans wife had been away
for a month. He wrote her every
week telling her how he Was
spending the evenings at home.
when the wife came back the
light bin came in--for fifty
cents.