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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12
Personal Health SerUice (By William Brady, M. D.

Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not disease diagnosis or treatment. will be answered by Dr Brady. Address him, care of the Democrat. sending stamp and addressed envelope.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12
Quotations

Public speaking is form of dra- matic art and has nothing to do with thinking.
 Samuel Crowther. There is too much tendency on the part of some people to forget the devoted work of the police. to forget the safety of society and victims of criminals out of sympa- thy with criminals themselves.
 President Hoover. When man begins to think. all is lost. Will Durant. The great problem that con- fronts the world is to gear down the productive machinery. :.
 --Silas Strawn. Pacifists, hell, I'm a pacifist, but I always have club behind my back.
 Major Gene~al smedley D. But Ter.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

Tax reformers want property assessed at its true value and real estate men say there's no such thing.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

Scotland's 1881 census showed that it has 153,40O, farm horses. 1,2O8,500 cattle, 7,697.lOO sheep and 154.400 pigs.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

fhe last war was fought to make the world safe for democracy. From the de- mands of the American Legion anyone can see what the next war will be fought for.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12
Good evening.
 o-O-o W SCUSE IT, PLEASE!


 A traffic cop lay dreaming, Once more he was on guard, The autos streaked about him With shouts of cop and pard. His wife then shook him roughly. Then socked her man WOW, Don't jam your arm into my
 face, You're not on traffic now"
 o-O-o A poor chocolate soda is bound to cause unflavorable comment.
 o-O-o Just as soon as Fire Prevention week stopped it got cold enough to start the fire.
 o-O--o In pugilistic circles. I sup pose a cauliflower ear is a mark of distinctoin.
 o-O-o This is Columbus day. But by the time it's over you'll find it no different than any other day.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

All vehicles must be lighted not later than 5.48 tonight
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

Prince Ally Khan, son of Aga Kahn, recently won his first horse race on Lights o'London at Lewis, England.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12
DING-A-LING

The voice of the city,
 Give out its address, Calling the millions
 To toll for success.
 o-O-o The Yale bulldog seems to have lost its bite as well as its bark.
 o-O-o O-O-O
 I suppose it's all right for a mattress tester to be afflicted with sleeping sickness. @ o-O-o f Buildings in New York are high but the moral code seems to be much lower than ever.
 O-O-o
 Then there was the plumber who went to the church for his wedding and forgot to bring along the ring.
 O-O-o Drug stores make up in color what nature lacks in a girl.
 o-O-o The milk Of human kindness needs no electric refrigerator to keep it fresh.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

OH YOU GO ON Christmas is coming, Girls hold to every gent, It means, that with steady, You're due for present.
 o-O-o Butchers claim that men are expert in picking out legs of lamb. They're expert in picking any kind of a leg.
 o-O-o
 The mother-in-law prob lem when dull times come and the newlyweds go back to live with ma and pa.
 o-O-o A lot of people get back to na- ture and a lot get back at it. destroying trees and shrubbery.
 o-O-o
 so SAY WE ALL Her Empress Eugenic hat, Hardly flattcred Miss Deggs, It seems quite out of unison, With her pair of Queen Anne
 legs.
 o-O-o This concludes our opening pro- gram of the week. tI came to you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Democrat. pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time, to be back on the afr again tomorrow evening at the usual hour.
 o--O--o Go0d night
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12
ONE PASSING THAT SATISFIED

Here lies the body
 Of Depression Joe, The public was glad, f When he let go. .Ap O-O-o The volume used now convinces us. the correct term for most of them is broadBLASTING stations.
 O-O-o
 A person can choose his friends, his enemies are thrust upon him.
 O-O-O Prohibition affected the canning industry, but only temporarily. Dad gets canned right along now.
 O-O-O
 OH, YOU DON'T SAY
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12

Bedroom roof is leaking,
 Landlord doesn't care, Tenants way behind in rent, To kick will mean the air. The Empress Eugenie hat met such success on the part of wo- men that we figure Napoleon lid might meet with the same response from men. Imagine wearing an Emperor Napoleon hat. They'd think you just escaped from some degree team.
 If books speak a wonderful language, tell me if you can why libraries are so quiet?
 o-O-O
 In England they think all Americans wear tortoise rim spec tacles. And in America they think all Englishmen are the last to laugh at jokes.
 o-O-o
 Immigration laws put a check to green horns and in- creased automobile horns.
 o-O-o
 ''The burst is yet to come. sighed the balloonist, looking at the gas ball above him.
 o-O-o
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-12
Dear little landlord, Please don't cry, Tenants will settle

Dear little landlord,
 Please don't cry, Tenants will settle When prospcrity's night.
 O-O-O :. Mollycoddles are said to be very fond of coddled eggs.
 o-O-o Photographs tell the story. Especially if she's a blond correspondent in a divorce &C., tion.
 o-O-o The depression did away with the cover charge.
 o--O-o Night clubs appear to have -.s seen the light and are slowing going out of business.
 o-O-o Experience is the best teacher and yet it's name never appears on city payroll.
Nogales international., 1931-01-21
Talking Motion Pictures For Home Be
Introduced On Big Scale In Few Months

PHOENIX, Jan. 90. CU.P3-
Arizonans who prefer to spend their
evenings at home will be interested
in the bulletin received here from
Harold a. Lafount federal radio
commissioner, which declares talk
ing motion pictures for the home
will be introduced OH a national
scale within the next few months.
Radio receiving set and accessory
manufacturers are preparing to en-
ter this new entertainment realm
and begin mass production at once,
he said. Based on radio principles,
it is fitting that the radio industry
should manufacture home talkie
apparatus as an adjunct to their
regular production lines, Lafount
believes.
"The next step, as I view it, is
television, although no one can fore
tell when it will become practical
medium of entertainment. Now on
ly television remains to complete
Nogales international., 1931-01-21

newspaper in several weeks, he
stated, and then Immediately asked
"how's New York, intimating that
in England they consider New York
the financial center Of the world.
Some years ago London enjoyed
that honor.
When told that Arthur Brisbane,
noted editorial writer. who was in
Nogales Friday, held England larg-
ely responsible for the business de-
preston, as result of putting In
dia on a silver basis, he said: "Yes,
I know Brisbane feels that way.
According to who's Who of the
World" the Duke carries consider
able more than a title. His record
is distinguished. He is chairman of
the Royal Aero club, and president
of the English Radio association.
ne ID d1l A1Ol1OA dLy COlOIlSl O1 LI1c
Seaforth Highlanders and president
and chairman Of the Sutherland
Territorial association. During the
World War he had under his direc-
ton d flotilla operating in Egypt
and the Adriatic, His ancestry dates
from the time Of Scottish chief
taT1S.
The Duke Is very fond of the
spring, summer and autumn sea-
sons Of his native England but he's
not so keen about the rain and
fog laden winters. -
Nogales international., 1931-01-21
.[2 lain
Comes

VXyfIAT many people call Indigestion
w very often means excess acid in
the stomach. The stomach nerves have
been over-stimulated, and food sours.
The corrective is an alkali. which quickly
neutralizes acids. And the best alkaii
known to medical science is Phillips
Milk Of Magnesia.
One spoonful of this harmless, taste
less alkali neutrelizes instantly many
times as much harmful acid, and then
the symptoms disappear at once. You
win never use crude methods when once
you learn the efficiency Of this. Go get
q small bottle to try.
Got the genuine Phillips Milk Of
Magnesia. the kind physicians have
prescribed for so years in correcting
excess acids. 25c and SOC a bottle-any
drugstore.
Nogales international., 1931-01-21

the home entertainment field in
immediate prospect"
The home movies will acquire a
voice by the combination of a sound
disc syncronized with the film, the
commissioner explained. The device
is perfectly syncronized combina-
ton of the home protector with a
phonograph Of special manufacture.
No sound track is used on the film.
Nogales international., 1931-01-21
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visi ing Douglas Fairbanks and al
So vi5..ting at the William Randolph
t-earst ranch.
we got lots Of small fish but no
big one, the latter having all moved
south, replied the Duke when ask
ed if he had had successful fish
ing trip. IT am very fond Of fish
ing and the Gulf Of California is
famous for fishing, he added.
The Duke Of Sutherland is about
land early in December and that
this is his first trip to the United
States but not his first to North
America. I've been in Canada lots
of times. I own many ranches up
there. he said.
An Affable Person
The Duke of Sutherland is about
40 years old, married; but has no
children He is about six feet tall,
weighs approximately 165 pounds,
and has very light hair. He is af-
fable and an interesting person to
interview. He answered all our ques-
tions and only made one request
in doing so and that was to pub
liSh Onlv what T saw"
Asked when business was going
to pick up in England the Duke
said he couldn't very we'll answer
that question. IT haven't seen a
Nogales international., 1931-01-21
NEW RESIDENT

P. S. Thomas, who recently &C
ouired the Howard GivenS interest
in the Owl Drug Store, arrived here
Saturday from Enctnitas, Califor-
MIA. His wife and son will arrive In
O week or two. Previous to last
year MIR. Thomas spent IA consecu-
tive years in Calexico except one
year in Nogales about 10 years ago.
Nogales international., 1931-01-21
GOODYEAR
New Type Pathfinders

SIZE Goodyear
Ask for low Center Traction
Nogales international., 1931-01-21

Auditor Of the Universal Credit Co.
is in Nogales on business trip
from Mexico City.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04

Mexico City's population has
doubled in the last decade While
that of the entire country has re-
manned about stationary.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
Renown Adapter
Prepared Pagan
Lady, At Bijou

Benjamin Glazer. author OF tire
screen version of William Dubois
stage success. Pagan Lady" prac-
ticed law for six years before de-
Gliding that newspaper career offered
more diversion and compensation.
While on the newspaper he con-
ceived an idea for a play. 1t was
The Master" and was produced BY
Mrs. II. B. Harris with Arnold DAILY
as the star. Glazer then moved to
New York and devoted all his time
to writing plays and adaptations.
II. ID. Edwards engaged Glazer,
who is among the six best writer's on
either the West or East Coast. to
adapt Pagan Lady" to the screen.
and it is said by those who haze
seen the picture that he has done a
difficult task very clevelv. Pagan
Lady" was one OF Lenore Ulric's most
successful stage vehicles. EVELYN
Brent portrays the title role on the
screen and the aIl-star cast includes
Conrad Nagel, Charles Bickford. R0-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
Wild MARX
BROTHERS AT
THE CAPITOL
Monkey Business Is
A Riot From Start
To Finish

The -Four Marx Brothers, a bit
wilder, funnier and loonier than ever.
do their stuff with accustomed abar-
don IN their new starring comedy
which Paramount has appropriately
entitled Monkey Business" Cast as
stowaways on a transatlantic liner,
the four brothers, Croucho. Chico.
Harpo and zeppo, from the time
they are discovered in barrels LABEL
led "kippered herring" raise havoc
with the ship, the captain and The
passengers in a manner 10 keep the
most sedate and reserved audience
In a state OF constant uproar.
In Monkey Business" showing TO-
day and tomorrow at the Capitol,
Groucho practically takes over COM
mand Of d ship and his batty
brothers become dangerously in
volved with a couple Of desperadoes.
Needless to say, the Marx boys dur
Ing the entire voyage disrupt every
thing. finally impersonating Maurice
Chevalier when It comes time for
them to disembark and show their
passports. This is a wildly hilarious
scene, one Of the funniest they have
ever done.
There is Harpo. silent as always
calling forth magic melodies from
his harp; Chico displaying his viruo.
sity as a trigger-fingered expert al
the piano: Groucho. perhaps the
funniest Of the lot. playing the ar
dent lover TO every lady he sees: and
Zeppo. in the face Of all this ex-
element. trying desperately to act
sane and carry the romantic in
terest.
Supporting Groucho. Harpo. Chico
and Zeppo, Is a large and talented
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
Annals Been
OUT OF FILMS
FOR 4 YEARS
Miss Nilsson Plans
New Start In
Talkies
BY DAN THOMAS
T. Service Writer.

HOLLYWOOD, Oct. 5.-Anna @.
Nilsson is getting ready to resume
the film career which was broken
of four years ago when she was
seriously injured thrown by a horse.
And the actress is looking forward
to her starting date with all the
elee and enthusiams that a child
anticipates Christmas.
Things have changed a lot in this
hamlet since the last time Anna @.
was in a studio. Silent pictures still
were Sin" then, with Warner Bros,
just taking the first steps in a move
ment that has completely revolu-
tionized the industry. Miss Nilsson
has followed the progress of the
talkies through reading newspapers
and magazines. But her knowledge
OF them goes no further. In fact she
never even saw a talking film ur-
til about three weeks ago when she
returned from a ten months trip
through Europe.
Il have completely recovered from
my injuries and am again just as
good as new" the actress remarked.
sBut / am not going to even make a
test for a picture until i have taken
off a little weight. I only weigh 1874
now. four pounds under my normal
weight. But girls in pictures today
are so slim that l am going to take
off another six or eight pounds. !
would look like a COW in comparison
now"
Miss Nilsson already has been Of
fered parts by four different studios.
but she is pulling the old stalliny
racket on them until she ieelS that
she has reduced sufficiently. Then
she will 20 TO work. And judging
from the fan mail she mas been re-
ceiving OF late a lot Of people IN
this country will be glad to see her
back on the screen.
although I have been in the pic
ture business since 1911. / expect TO
feel like a total stranger when / go
back to work again." Anna @. de-
clared. so many Of the old-timers
have dropped out of sight and so
many new people have come into the
business since I was injured. that
/ don't believe there is a single
SI0QtO AA bONh N-ANAC 4 AC4-AJ NCAAA
feel at h. ne.
That's what the talkies have
s~aeg I don't think warmers cid this
yeSs any favor at all by bring
In speaking films. During my
-Jir through Europe / had an o.
portunity to talk with quite a num-
Der OF people regarding pictures and
nome OF them really like the talkies.
The big stars in this country still
are the favorites over there and the
only way pictures with these stars
can be shown in foreign countries is
by superimposing titles over the
picture whenever a character speaks.
Naturally that detracts considerably
from the entertainment value Of the
film. But most persons owe there
still think that the talkies are just
an American fad and that one Of
these days We will return to silent
films"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04

talent IS buttresSed by beauty, then
all London becomes enslaved to the
new queen Of the drama. This was
Tallulah'S setting for eight years.
In MY Sin" Fredric Mech plays
opposite Miss Bankhead. The play
is a thrilling story OF the regenera-
ton Of two human derelicts through
mutual sympathy and an under
standing love.
Here is a story that demands an
actor OF strength, versatility, and
inherent sympathy for its leading
male Characterization. Paramount
made a wise selection when they
cast March for the part. He las
a likable personality and a res
ervoir Of dramatic ability ample
for the most strenuous demands,
yet lie can be delicate when SUBJ
tleties are required in the part.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04

Dooley. Raymond Hatton- June Coll
yer. Mary Carr. Corliss Palmer. Noah
Berry. George KotscnaroEs and
Ethel Wales.
The story is one OF how young
love and faith calmly override the
Vaccinations OF plotters. thugs and
even III circumstance. It's the TO-
nance OF a young modern fellow ana
the girl OF his heart.
Eddie Downing and the beautiful
Miss Colyer are seen ms the lovers.
Mary Carr * the adorable Mother
Murphy. Raymond Hatton, q sure
fire comedian. assisted by that for
mer wrestling champ. George Rot-
Sonaros, appear as n couple or side
splitting gambling house bouncers.
Noah Berry is the villanlous uncle
and Ray Dooley. coincidence or -Tha
Follies" Tor 10 years. provides much
fun as a sort OF flibbertigibbet
around Mother" Murphy's hotel.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
TALENT MAKES
my SIN GREAT
SPECTACLE

My sin" opens at the Rivoli
theatre San Benito. today. for a :
days run. with Tallulah Bankhead
and Fredric March and a support
ing cast of exceptional talent.
All the world knows Of the aston
ishing success Of Tallulah Bank
head on the open stage, particular
" in London where for eight years
she became a veritable craze with
English devotees OF tie theatre. And
the Londoner knows his dramatics.
They r all schooled in the art
Of make believe" They spot talent
instantly and never fail to award
merit a generous acclaim. And when
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
Rotes Hear Reports
CIV Staff C-OrreSpondentl


HARLINGEN, Oct. 3.-Boy's &C
tivities we're stressed at Fridays
meeting Of the Rotary club with the
boys work committee headed by
Stanley Crockett in charge OF the
program.
Adolphus Rabel, Jr. spoke on
the Hi-Y club of which he is pres
ident: Laisle Thompson on Sea
Scout and Boy Scout work, and
James Fankhouser Of Stuart Place.
high point mar in the state last
year in All boys poultry judging.
spoke on work he is doing. Rev.
Flynn ". Long also spoke briefly.
He is a member Of Crockett's COM
mittee.
Andy T. Richie, Jr.. KRGv radio
entertainer. sang, with Mrs. S. r.
Jennings at the piano.
Supt. j. p. Buck was introduced
as O new member.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
Heart Interest liz
Essential Element
In Newest Talkie

There seems to be n trend. among
the newer productions OF Hollywood,
toward simplicity and charm N
talkie plots. a trend toward warm
and appealing heart interest"
Eddie Bowling gives a splendid sx-
ample OF this seeming vogue IN
Honeymoon Lane. his first pic
ture since The Rainbow Man"
which Is now showing at the Queen
Theatre.
Honeymoon Lane" Is far, far re-
moved from the blood-curdling. or
jazzy films OF a few months ago IL
Is brimful with romantic fervor. seas
oned with plenty Of chuckles and
outright laughs. and played by 4
brilliant cast OF actors including Ray
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04

RADIO NETWORK IN AFRICA
British interests are considering
the construction OF radio stations
through the length OF Africa for
general communication purposes
and to facilitate the Cape-to-C Cairo
air line.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04

land Young, William Farnum and
Lucille Gleason. 1t is the attraction
starting today at the Bijoli Theatre,
La Feria-a John Francis Dillon pro
duction ana q Columbia picture.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-10-04
ALL q THE A

BRISTOL. Eng.-To save the life
OF a kitten which was trapped in a
drain. the water level in Bristol's
floating dock was lowered six inch
es by order Of the harbormaster.
The Washington times., 1931-08-05
Heat-Dodgers Seek Novel
Drinks With Old Names

"He asked for Potomac
phosphate but all he wanted was
a glass of water"
Joe, the Soda Jerker, opines
that a man in his profession in
Washington these days needs a
course in mind reading. Patrons
of the soda fountain, he says,
have a strong disinclination
against coming right out and
asking for what they want.
They like to give their IA
vorite drink a pet name and ex,
pect Joe (and others of his ilk)
to interpret their thoughts.
Many's The Name
Coca Cola, according to Joe,
goes by the name of Shot in the
Arm, Alabama Beer, or Louisiana
cocktail.
The old and familiar title of
just plain dope" has almost dis
appeared.
The Washington times., 1931-08-05
REPEAL SOUGHT
IN PORTO RICO

Reiterating what he had said
in a previous interview, the resi-
dent commissioner in congress Of
Porto Rico, Felix Cordova Daviia,
today informed President Hoover
that prohibition is not wanted in
the island; that it cannot be en-.
forced, and that if the people Of
the island are permitted to vote
upon it the ballots will be over
whelmingly against the prohihl-
ton statute.
In addition, tha commissioning
said he had informed Mr.. HOOVeS
that the islands revenues have
been badly cut because Of pro-
hibitiOn and the annual loss is
estimated at S4,OOO,OOO. What the
President said in reply was not
disclosed.
At the White House, Commits
sioner Davila said the Porto
Rican people were taken by sur
prise by prohibition and he didn't
think the law was intended to
these far-away possessions. Da-
villa explained, however, that
away back in 1917 the Porto
Rican vote was for prohibition,
but with proviso for machinery
of repeal at future time. The
vote, small one in 1917, he
said, would be entirely different
today, after experience with an
unenforceable law.
Commissioner Davilla said he
would urge Congress to provide
for a new referendum.
The Washington times., 1931-08-05
BOMB AND PLOT
NOTEFOUND

CLEVELAND, Ohio, Aug. 5
G.N.SO-A man who police be-
lieve read too many detective
stories" was hunted today as the
prompter of a dynamite plot to
rob a local banker Of $25 900.
The plot was disclosed with the
discovery of a cleverly con-
structed bomb in parcel locker
at a bus terminal.
Together with the bomb police
found a three-page hand-printed
note outlining the plot in detail,
The note included everything but
the name of the intended victim
and the identity of the plotter.
The bomb was composed of
two sticks of dynamite, already
connected with wires and cleo
trio batteries.
It was sufficient to blow the
terminal to bits.
According to the note, the
plotter intended to set off a time
bomb at the home of the bank
president so Ne could achieve
retribution in case his plan to
rob the bank failed.
The Washington times., 1931-08-05
90 Year-Old Woman Sure
Old Ddy Were Best

But we had our family and
friends and were happy in spite
Of hardship"
Mrs. Holmes remembers seeing
Lincoln and hearing him speak
in Columbus, Ohio, when he was
going East for his Inauguration.
Later she met President Roose-
welt and President Taft but
neither, she believes, was as great
as old Abe. Looking backward
she recollects:
within my ninety years
have come the telegraph, teIe-
phone, automobile ,airplane,
short skirts and lipstick."
OF them all the airplane alone
has her APPROVAL. That she be-
lieves, is less a menace to civil
zation than the automobile. She
reads the newspapers without
glasseS) and is tremendously in
terested in Lindbergh and his air
Journeys. But she fears:
THAT young man and his
Anne are going to take just
one trip in the air too many.
I'll feel a whole lot relieved
when they get back from their
present journey to Japan"
Her disapproval of the present
day, however, Mrs. Holmes tenn
pers with the reminder that she
is, after all, only ninety and:
what does q ninety.year-Old
girl know about life anyway"