The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1931-09-24
sAUK CENTRE HERALD, Sank Centre, Mimi.

couple Of criminals. The latter say: Boys, we
talk to you?' The young coppers ask: Talk about
WHAT.
1.-THE criminals say: WELL we have got 81 900
here, $500 apiece for each of you Does that tak?'
"The coppers, young and still honest take the
two criminals to court. criminal lawyer puts up
holler about the Constitution and the rights Of his
clients. They are released. This lawyer gets the
thousand dollars, and the criminals as they leave
court turn to the two policemen and say: You boys
are suckers; you might as well have got the money
as have hin, get it.
British flyer, Lieut. j. NJ Boothman won the
Schneider trophy, now permanently Great Britains
property. He averaged 340.0S miles hour over
a triangular course. This beats the pest previous
record also British In a magnificent performance
another British flyer, Leutnant Stainforth, set a
speed record of 37905 miles an hour flying one lap
of the course at 4042 miles hour
A nation that can make such airplanes and find
men to run them ought not to be discouraged about
a few million pounds sterling way the other.
It is what men have in their brains and hearts,
not the gold reserve, that makes country
This country, with its gold piled up, and France
too for that matter should remember that Alexander
conquered rich Persia when all the money he got
from his father was less than what he afterward
spent scientific research for Aristotle.
number of distinguished scientists and Henry
Ford, answered Adoph S. Ochs' interesting question:
What will the next eighty years bring forth?" And
the last words of Henry Fords reply encour-
aging as anything that could be said to the human
race:
1.-THE newest thing in the WORLD IS the human
being And the greatest changes be looked
for in him.
Bacon used to say 1--WE are the ancients," mean
ing that the human race had been much longer
the earth in his day than in the days of the
clients. But we all of children creatures
of yesterday
Only twelve thousand years ago lived in the
late Stone Age and our greatest achievement was a
flint well sharpened spear perhaps bow and ar
row, to kill the enemy. Compare that uoop with the
10000 horsepower steam engine tina. rienry Ford
recently bought from Gerard Swope president of the
General Electric company.
If have progressed from sharpened flint to
10000 horsepower engine, airplane, submarine,
tractor and knowledge of the atom. in 1900 years.
how far shall go in the next 100000 years.
Science assures us that the earth is already at
least one billion years old, and that man look
forward to hundreds of millions OF years more.
An able Boston merchant says 1.-THE worst of
our troubles over, and greatest remaining
difficulty the attitude of bankers and others that
lend money. When they get their fears, their
damaging desire to have safes filled with ready cash.
business will revive"
On the other hand, of the ablest American
bankers said Citizens frightened fnjuring them
selves and the country by withdrawing money and
hiding it. 1t is not the bankers sares that are filled
with cash so much deposit boxes, old mattresses
and other hiding places"
There does exist foolish tiInidity among leaders
and harmful boarding among citizens. But business
is improving, the country is 100 per cent solvent,
with credit unlimited, and more than i've billions
in gold accumulated When the people want better
times and get ready to prove that they want them
they can have them.