The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1931-06-18
This Week
By ARTHUR BRIsRANR
1000 Marriages Analysed
The Ten Greatest
How to Fight Depression
Banks and Shoestrings

lie lei greatest
How to Fight Depression
Banks and Shoestrings
DR.. Robert Dickinson of New YORK
tells the American Medical asso-
citation that analysis of the married
lives of 1000 cultured American
women" shows that so per cent of
the women are unhappy, and in
most cases, due to sexual condi-
tions.n
"Taboos and fears, implanted by
religious and educational training
In the women, cause this trouble"
Dull husbands that take married
life and wife for granted, also
cause trouble. Montague, in one
OF his essays, quotes the advice Of
q wise old woman of the time Of
Charlemagne, who told young
bride: Put off your modesty with
your petticoat."
Petticoats have disappeared from
female equipment, but taboos,
based on false modesty, still remain.
The Arischeonic society will Sc
fect 1.-The ten greatest men In Amer
ica," and seal up in vault their
visible talking images imprinted on
rolls of celluloid. Their fingerprints,
autographs, family trees, medical
history, and biological data will all
be found when the vault is opened
100 years hence"
The ten greatest will be actu-
ally seen and heard talking. By
that time the world will know who
1.-THE greatest ten men in the United
States" really were In 1881 and will
ask: who in heaven have selected
these ten?'
Merchants of New York, Chi
cago, Seattle and elsewhere have
proved that the best weapon against
depression is intelligent advertising.
Goods are cheaper. Get them, sell
them at low prices, let people know
you have them, and business will
improve.
Bank mergers in Chicago show
that some big-sized financial gen.
tlemen intend to take care of weak
sisters and avoid trouble whenever
it is possible. General Dawes, Mr..
Traylor of the First National Bank
of Chicago, George M. Reynolds of
the Continental Illinois National
bank are entitled to thanks.
But some way should be found
to impress on so-called financiers
that lending money on a shoestring,
especially when it isn't a good
shoestring, has its penalties.
In Chicago, one of the most cruel
of the gangsters was found the
other day firing his automatic at
imaginary enemies, frightened, lit
orally, out of his wits. The in
sane asylum will take care of him
hereafter.
He is the inventor of 1.-THE ride"
the ingenious plan of getting an en-
envy by force or strategy, into an
automobile, driving him to d seclud-
ed spot, shooting him in the back
of the head from the rear seat and
throwing out his body.
Rev. G. 2. Brown of the Mount
Zion Baptist church, Washington,
D. c., declares himself holder of
''the worlds record for long SER
MONS" He preached for twelve
hours and ten minutes, on prohi-
bition, fast living, ''the evil in
dancing" famine, blight, drought
and pestilence. And in the long
sermon he paused only to eat four
lamb chops, some chicken and a
glass of milk The quality of his
sermon is proved by the fact that
attendance and collections were ex-
cellent. as
Doctor Browns talk was sur
passed by an Indian chief, Red
Jacket, whose bronze monument
stands in Buffalo's fine park. His
Indian name, Sage -ge-wat-ka,
means HE keeps them awake"
Or, at least, so the old pioneers of
Batavia, N. Y, used to say.
He talked all night and nearly
all day to the Indians of his tribe,
persuading them not to adopt the
British suggestion and help along
by massacring the American whites
of Batavia.
Napoleon invented the Legion of
Honor, saying that with a piece of
red ribbon he could change a radi-
cal to a good imperialist.
That Legion Of Honor has de-
lighted many Americans, changing
several into good imitation French
men. All they get is a ribbon and
a document, sometimes with their
names incorrectly spelled.
Russia, with the Order of Lenin,
has a different plan. The order, u.s.
usally given to workers, entities
them to ride free on the railroads,
all owned by the government, of
entities them to re-
,duction in taxes.
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