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unclean." Even while Peter unused
on what the vision might mean,
there came q knocking at his door
Of Gentiles from Caesarea sent
from Cornelius. the centurion. TO
solicit Peters offices in instruction
and religious guidance. Peter in
spite of his prejudices could not
miss the meaning Of the vision. II
God could pour his blessings and
gifts upon the Gentiles, why should
Peter withhold baptism and fellow
ship for them?
IL was ap lain vision Of facts
and principles TO which Peter him
self never quite fully adhered, for
there came a time when Paul tells
us he had 10 withstand Peter TO
his face because certain old preju-
dices and distinctions were still
p~ersisting and affecting Peters at
titude toward other Christians In
fellowship.
Sees Right Way
But the vision and experience
that Peter had that day marked
the right spirit and the right way
OF looking at things. We shall
never break down the things that
separate and divide men until we
view the problems of life from the
standpoint Of a God who loves all
men without distinction and the
power OF the Gospel that. where
ever II is applied. becomes nantes
ted regardless of nationality, or
race. or color. or the outward diff
ferences which even in our religion
we tend SO often TO establish into
barriers Of separation and misun-
Outstanding. Prejudices die hard,
but they always die when they come
in contact with the Gospel preach
ed and lived in fullness ana SIN
cerity.
Peter was at his best when he
was living UP TO his vision. We
are all at our best when we live I'D
to the vision Of our inspired mo-
ments: and the life Of our dreams
Is nobler than the life OF our pre-
JUDGES.
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THE A OF Y

To the Sheriff or Any Constable
OF Cameron County. Greeting.
You are hereby commanded 70
summon Manuel Mendoza by max
ing publication Of this Citation
once In each week for four con-
secutive weeks previous 10 the re-
turn day hereof in some newspaper
published In your county, 10 ap-
pear at the next regular term OF
the Criminal District Court OF
Cameron County. Texas, 20 be be-
gun and holden at the court house
thereof in the City Of Brownsville
on the fifth Monday in August,
1881, same being the 3lst day of
August, A. ID. 1891, then and there
70 answer q Petition filed IN said
Court on the lst day Of August.
A. ID. 1891, in a suit numbered
1869 on the docket Of said Court,
wherein Myra Raymond Mendoza Is
Plaintiff and Manuel Mendoza is
Defendant. said Petition alleging
that Plaintiff and Defendant were
married in Cameron County, Tex
as, On September n, 1927: that
they lived together as husband and
wife until August Is, 1880, when
Plaintiff vas compelled TO leave
Defendant on account OF cruel
treatment, such as to render their
further living together insupport-
able, and because OF being put In
fear OF her life. Plaintiff alleging
that about six months after their
marriage Defendant commenced a
course OF harsh. cruel. veyacious
and h~arrassing treatment toward
her such as TO render their further
living together insupportable: that
ne often cursed and abused her
and constantly nagged her: that on
August 8, 1880 he cursed and abused
her and threatened TO kill her: and
put her in fear Of her life; and on
August Is. 1880. he cursed and
abused her and again put her IN
such fear Of her life that she left
him and they have not since lived
together as husband and wife: that
there Is no property OF such mar
rage, but there Is a child OF said
marriage, Sarita Mendoza, born
September 3, 1928: that Plaintiff
is a tit person 10 have the custody
OF such child and Defendant Is not
a fit person. and Plaintiff prays
for divorce, for custody and control
Of the child. and for costs Of court
and general relief.
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

18th day OF August 1891 will re-
ceive bids for a depository for the
two years ending August 81, 1893,
from any banking corporation. as
ISOLATION, or individual bankers
doing business In Cameron county.
Texas. desiring TO bid. These shall
deliver TO the secretary OF said
district before 9 p. m. on the day
OF said meeting q sealed proposal
stating the rate percent upon
daily balances carried in the
interest and sinking fund,
maintenance fund. and conStruc-
ton fund. that such bidders offer
to pay TO the said district for the
period from the appointment and
qualification Of the depository until
the next regular time for the selec-
ton of the depository as provided
by law. Witness my hand this l4th
day Of August 1891. George Laakso.
President, Los Fresnos Independ-
ent School District, Cameron coun-
~, Texas.
S-l6-23-20-3t-4i3i
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LOOKS FIR ANOTHER ICE
AGE IN 1900
ICE

LONDON,-In 400 years the
world Will see the beginning Of an
other Ice Age. according Ia Firth
SCOTS new book. This Keeling
World"
In hts book Scott tells that we
are at present almost In the middle
Of the mild period which comes be-
tween two Ice Ages. and that in 400
years from % the polar ice cap
will once more begin TO creep
south.
Down II will come. advancing
year after year, until Id covers all
Iceland, he writes. 1T will swal-
low Northern Russia and Siberia,
and creep down across Canada.
The OrkneyS and Shetlands will
disappear under vast masses or
frozen snow. until at last al north
Scotland. perhaps as far south as
Edinburgh. Will be blOtted out.
England, IN those days, will be
hardly habitable. for the winters
will be terribly severe, while the
summers, though hot, will be rack
ed BY dreadful transforms"
When this comes about. the ex-
isting peoples will be crowded into
the trOpic zones and will be con-
gested within u space that will be
all too small for their increased
numbers. This will bring about as
serious a situation as the approach
ing danger Of the ice cap.
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT
NOTICE OF SALE

In accordance with the provisions
OF the Revised Statutes OF the
state Of Texas. Articles Numbers
5635-5644 the undersigned will sell
at public auction at it's warehouse
located on the Southern Pacific rail-
way tracks. Los Ebanos Addition.
Brownsville, Texas. the following
described articles. 1 (four) Collins
in Shipping Cases. The above
articles belonged TO /. Wechter
whose address Is 1906 Wyoming St.
e Paso. Texas, and will be sold Is
days after the first appearance Of
this notice, same being the 3lst
cay OF August at ten o'clock a. II.
this sale being made TO satisfy
warehouSeman's lien account OF
unpaid warehousing charges. cost
OF advertising and all other lawful
charges ~accruing up to the date OF
sale.
Fidelity Bonded Warehouse
and Storage Co.
Mgr. w. X. Heaner.
8-l6-23-30-3t-4i30
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NEWS AND PROGRAMS OF THE CHURCHES

training-W. (. Collins, general d.
rector.
s:O0-Evening Worship:
Hymn
Prayer.
Hymn
Congregational Service CTestimon-
les and Requests for Prayer
OffeTtory.
Pastors message: M~inistering Our
Stewardship.
Invitation Hymn.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
We invite all strangers and visit
ors in the city, together with our
home people. to consider U Sun
day School in choosing where you
will study; OF Z. Y. r. U. for your
Bible training; our preaching and
worshiping hours for your edifica-
cation and comfort, and our mid
week prayer meetings for your spirit
uai strength. TO all the people and
for all these blessed ends, the First
Baptist church keeps her doors open
wide.
Oscar Lee Smith, pastor.
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FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

GAS Modern Bible School-George
M. Hillyer. superintendent.
10:55 Morning Worship:
Organ Prelude.
Doxology.
Invocation.
Gloria Patri.
Hymn.
Silent Worship q minutes
Hymn.
Religious Review rs minutes)
Offertory Anthem.
Pastors Message: Stewardship Of
tn Will"
hymn.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
TOO B. Y. p. U.-Departmentized
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FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST

Corner Elizabeth and West Second
Streets
First Church OF Christ. Scientist
OF Brownsville. Texas. a branch OF
the Mother Church. The First
Church OF Christ, Scientist. in
Boston, Massachusetts.
Sunday school az GAS a. m.
Sunday morning services at il:00
Subject: Mind.
A Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 800 o'clock.
Reading room In the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 to 500 p. m.
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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH

Sunday:
Masses at 500. TOO, $50 and
$3.50.
Evening at 1880. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 7.30: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday Of the month,
masses at 6 and z o'clock with even
ing devotions az 1880.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening Of Saturday and
the eve Of major feaSts.
Rev. Joseph Rose, o. M. I.
Pastor.
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Aht HUI hdtioALAi lnllOTm sun
DAY School Lesson for Aug. %. A
Gospel for All Men. Acts I1:5-I8.
BY VIM. L. GILROY, ID. ID.
editor OF The Congregationalist1
No story could be more definite
or sweeping in its application 10
present problems and situations in
the world than the story Of Peters
vision on the housetop. Sectional
and racial prejudices are still ex-
IRENE in the world. and a Chris
tianity that theoretically acknow-
Lodges the love Of God for all men.
and the power OF the Gospel 10
bless and save all men without dis
tinction, seriously breaks down
when it comes 10 deal with prac-
teal situations both as regards in
dividuals and groups. This is true
here in America, as IN India and In
South Africa and in other zones of
conflict. Perhaps one OF our weak
nesses at the present time. as
Americans, is our readiness 10 sug-
gest how these problems may be
solved by Great Britain and othe
countries while we disregard u
failure TO solve them at our very
door and within our own house.
Peter was in the same situation
as many processing Christians to-
day. A new and enriching expert
ence Of religion had come to him,
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VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA
9TH ADAMS

On Tuesday and Friday nights
mission meets.
Saturday night at 1880 meetiags
in the market square. preceding
other services.
Spanish services following session
In market square.
Sunday a%fternoo.- from two TO
three, services in the jail.
Sunday az 3:l5 p. m, at the hall.
Capt. Z. w. Anderson.
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CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE
enominaticnaI

Barreda Hall. Elizabeth St.. be-
tween 2nd and 3rd. Rey. A. n.
Bostrom. minister.
Sunday services:
Preaching. 3 p. m.
E|vanEeliStic service. 2 p. m.
Tuesday. PRAYER meeting. 3 D. m.
Thursday, Bible class. 8 D. IN.
The Bible class which meets ev-
cry Thursday night is conducted bv
Rev. and Mrs. Geo. N. Carlson OF
McAllen.
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MEXICAN METHODIST CHIrRcu

Sunday School $3.50 a. m. Super
intendent Rev. 3. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 D. m.
Evening Service 7:45 D. m. by the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday 7:4- D. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
X. Ramos, pastor.
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CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH
Sherwood BlShop. Bible school. STUNT.

Bible school GAS a. m. Communion
and preaching service IL a. m, SER
mon BY the pastor on True Pro-
gress." The choir will bring special
music. The Christian Endeavor Soc
ieties will meet at 7 p. m. and the
preaching service on the roof at 8
p. m. when the pastor Of the church
Will speak on "Paul's Charge 70
Timothy and any questions handed
in will be answered by DR. Hallam.
II. p. Howard, pastor.
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Statistics show that contrary
to the popular belief, the ma
jority Of graduates do not be-
come bond statesmen, but a
great many sell vacuum clean
ers, washing machines, news
papers, etc.
jobs HofkinI Black & BIHs Jay.
"Yes, this book will do half
your work"
"Okay, I'll take two Of
them"
Motive Dams J-gglsr.
A virgin forest is a place
where the hand Of man has
never set foot.
-YRgisig Reel.
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CANARY DOCTOR

MEMPHIS Mrs. Ethel Law
renee Is a doctor. but on a small
scale and 10 canaries only. She re-
pairs dislocated hips, broken backs,
closed windplpcs and other bird
ailments. She has been in the bird
business for 20 years and her fame
has spread an over the country.
She Is an expert at restoring voices
Of canaries. ,
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Orange carpets. green pews and
Eaily painted walls have been in
troduced into St. Johns Church.
England. the vicar believing that
such brightness will attract young
people.
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CHURCH OF GOD

Parsonage, 2l9 K. Tyler. Phone
532-W.
Sunday school 9:45 a. m.
j. c. Young. superintendent.
Preaching services 1900 a. III. and
1880 p. m.
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church OF welcome with a
message.
Rev. T. II Mcneil, Pastor
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Mendelssohn: The organ numbers
will be as follows: Prelude, Grand
Choeur in ID. Major"-FauIkes; Of
fertory, "POeme d Automne"- Ash
mall: Postlude. "Postlude in ID. Maj
or'-HudSon. Mr.. j. A. Russell. r-.usi-
cal director; Mrs. A. B. Niven, or
ganist
Members Of the congregation are
urged 10 attend the above services,
all others cordially invited
Emmett - DAY. Pastor
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FIRST PRESBYTERIAN. CHURCH
EIlza hcih ~ DnIun RnuInunra

e:45-Bible school, Cleve Tandy,
Supt.
ll:00 a. m.-Morning worship
sermon by the pastor. The Stead
fast Face" Solo, by Mrs. Frank p.
Jackson, %. rest in the Lord
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II OF BIDS FOR
DEPOSITORY

BY order OF the Board OF Trustees
OF the Los Fresnos Independent
School District. Cameron County,
Texas. notice is hereby given that
the said Board OF Trustees on the
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SONG OF THE UNEM-
PLOYED

Last Night ! Slept in a Bon-
dor, BOHdOr Shall | Sleep To-
night?"
-Pennsy!vsEia PEnek BouL.
"Boy, I had a slick time al
prom. My date was plenty
smooth, the floor was slippery
and / was well oiled"
-HiseoHTiH oetOfz5.
Most Of the campus affairs
of-the-heart begin at the cor
ner store, for bright is the
fame that feeds on the cokel
Scotchnan (singing): I'm
dancing 1rith tears ~ my eyes
Cause the girl III MY arms is
costing NC ten cents a dance.
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SWINESSE OBLIGE

Maize: Is Trixie's husband
mean?
Dazzle: Mean! When he's
caught in a raid he beats the
women to the seats in the Black
Maria.
Where did you learn to kiss,
dear?"
Dragging heavy malteds up
a straw"
Chicago Phocrir.
-
Theta: Ny mother sent me
down here to get som. of those
new alligator shoes.
Pi Phi: Well, why don't you
get them?
Theta: She didn't say what
size shoes her alligator wears.
-WGthingfon Dtrgs.
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ODE TO A DUCK-BILLED
LATYP

PLATYPUS
This is The Dack-biHed Platy-
fHS,
Last Of a great race gone TO
dust.
Lonesome little chap from the
past,
His pals are gene, he is the last
Remnant from the Jnr1ssie
.horc-
Ste9oSGurns gone, Pteroddetw
no morei
Sad IS his case, sddder his life,
None 10 chase him, none TO
make rife.
For az those pals 5pho lorqed
TO crodk i'm
ATe niSenHi mounted III Ne7U
HobokeH.
SO ne laws on his back, sits and
tiiHkS. ...
III australian mud, he rolls
and thinks.
-cshfszrs Pelss..
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LUTHERAN CHURCH

Services in the Junior High s-iool
auditc rum at 0 a. m.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Rev. II L. Wiederanders, Pastor.
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CHURCH OF THE ADVENT
tEpiscopaID

7'30 A. m.-Holy communion
1000 a. m.-Morning prayer and
sermon.
R o. Macintosh rector.
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ALL SAINTS CHURCH
EpiScoual

4el North Reagan Avenue, San
Benito.
Sexagesima Sunday. Color. vio-
let.
Holy communion. 7.30 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 a. m.
Choral mathis. IL a. m.
Sermon. 1870 a. m.
Rev. w. Everett Johnson,
Rector.
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OF CHRIST

LUS FFtsfIUs
1000 a. m. Bible Lesson.
HOO a. m. Communion.
7:i5 p. NJ. Young folks meeting.
Wednesday evening at 1880. Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 7:30 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
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GUADALUPE CHURCH

$50 a. m.-Communion Mass.
$3.50 a. m.-Hlgn Mass.
1880 D. N. = Evening Services.
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CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
Gau uarffn

Sunday School. Gas a. m.
Preaching HOO a. m.
~. Y. p. S. $50, p. NJ.
Preaching 1880 p. N.
Midweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
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Humor
Copyrighted 1881 by The Collegiate World Publishing Co. tcdkge Humo1 Through Bell snaan

TRAJlCK POME
Nv bonnie bent over The lotion
TO make her face lcvely TO see
TO SIP THE stiff SHE had a no
ton
o, bring back NY bonnie 10 me.
-Wc5trrr ReJfrts Rcd Cat.
How was the comedy?"
"Not % good. The whole
balcony was in tiers!'
-5fi5soHri Shoa,se.
Don't give up the ship,
boys gasped the drowning
Scotchman.
-CsrciEd 5Erc1Errr.
Of al the 7voyds from the
tongues of men
The rdreSt arc these, "IH lend
y0n tcH."
-Cnrolina BHcrdncrr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-23

sealed proposals will be received
and opened by th' City Commission
or the City 0f Brownsville, Texas.
az $50 o'clock p. m. August 2ath,
1881, Tor ~ new or used portable
hydraulic dredge. delivery noe less
than % cubic yards per hour. river
silt. II. o. b. Brownsville.
The right Is reserved 10 reject
any or all bids.
Bids should be addressed TO CITY
secretary. Brownsville. Texas.
II. VAN HORN,
City Secretary.
8-l7 70 q inc. -IOt-4l32
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I'm the best man." said Or.
Fxem. the groom's attendant
at the wedding. who are
your"
I'm the next best man." said
the brides attendant. her IA
ther, I'm the gunner"
u. Ny s.. Calf. WsnfHr.
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Traveller Con train): What's
become of all those Stop, Look
and Listen signs?
Conductor: Oh, the theaters
are using them 10 advertise
talking pictures.
2 -Se.nsg H'dOr,
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

Herein fail not. I J have you be-
fore said court on the said first
day OF the next teri. thereof, this
writ, with your return thereon.
showing how YOU have executed the
same.
Witness J. y. Bishop. Clerk OF
the Criminal District Court OF
Cameron County.
Given under my hand and the
seal Of said court. In the LIST day
OF August, "A. ID. 1891.
J. J. BISHOP,
Clerk OF the District Court
Of Cameron County, Texas.
(SEALl
l.. George, Deputy
Issued this LIST day Of August,
"A. ID, 1891.
j. j. BISHOP,
Clerk or the District Court
Of Cameron County. Texas.
H. George. Deputy
8-2-9-l6-23-4t-ll9
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Phi Delta: Do you know
that Phi Delta Theta maintains
five homes for the feeblemind-
ed?
Frosh: / thought you had
more chapters than that.
-Iotr5 FrrtcL
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jill: Why do you keep look
ing at your trousers?
Jack: | don't like them.
Jill: Why? They fit like
gloves.
Jack: That's just why I
don't like them. l want them
TO fit like pants.
-A-sI Gyssn cordrr.
He: I'll bet there's one dance
you won't sit out. ..
She: Which is that?
He: The St. Vitus Dance.
Temple OTL
George: I'd ask you for the
next dance, Gladys, but all the
cars are occupied.
-csrrecis Tech. PHfset.
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"And what did your Aunt
Heba give you for gradua-
tom"
"a set Of book ends"
"A very useful gift. You
can use them as paper weights
until YOU get a waste-paper
basket"
PIT Parshrr.
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THAT Alpha Delt is working
her way through school. She
has dancing classes over the
weekend"
"Ahl "A contortionistn
Ohio State San Dial.
"'Smatter with your face?"
Fractional trouble"
What's that
TOO tlA.rts."
-IohaI Hopkins Black \ BiHc Jay.
Are YOU sending your girl
an N. ID. compact this year?"
No. I'm letting her friends
at North Dakota do that"
-Noirf Dame JaCcier.
One place you don't find an
endurance sitting contest-the
library on Saturday evening.
-KaHtat Soar OuL.
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First Indoor Sport: Do youse
tink cigar smokin' ~ hard on
the eyes?
Second Bum: Darn right 7
was nearly blind before / found
one worth pickin' Up this morn
ing.
-PrrrgyltaEis PHrcA B0suL.
Gentlemen, I think that we
glue manufacturers must stick
together"
The feeling is mucilage.'
Penn StEtr Fr5th
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Inebriae-Hey, when are we
goin' TO sing, "Piccolo Pete"
Stamford chGfarrai.
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Those are my brothers
ashes in the jar on the mantel."
so the poor fellow has
passed to the Great Beyond?"
Heck, no! He's tust too
lazy to find an ash tray"
-Ufsh Rs'n5Eg.
She: Stop, darling. Here
comes the chaperon.
He: Oh, that's all right. I
learned this from her last year.
-corEcH HFiS0u.
Freshman (strolling along
the quadrangle) Where Is the
Armory? / just found a rifle
report.
y. P. J. Skipper.
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Boop: Geel I've just got to
get something for the boy
friend.
Adoop: Why don't YOU put
him up at auction to the high
est bidder?
-A-cJ Green Gsrdcy.
Big c. E: How are all the
spillways on the dam working?
Little c. E.: Just as sluice as
everl
-Lrhi1h Barr.
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Conductor Klotz says chill
dren do most OF their travelling
under the age Of six years
and some children stay six for
a long time.
-carregis Tssh PsffeL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-23

"Saya. Tony, / gypa ia laun-
dry d.a week"
you gypa ia laundry?"
Eyes. la billa say, 'da rags,
one cent an all ia time Il was
my swella da undcrshirt"
zUash k.=s.a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-23
Text: Acts Il:5-IS.

The International Uniform sun
DAY School Lesson for Aug. %. A
Gospel for All Men. Acts Il:5-I8.
BY WIN r GHRnY. ID ID
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-23

Let Us also remember the
sophomore who ordered kiss
proof lipstick in the drugstore
and then wanted a free DEM
onstrati0n.
-AriEsEa Kffy-Ka.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-23

First Stude; Today seems
like Wednesday to me.
Second DumbbelI: Huh-it
seems like yesterday to me
I. s.: How come?
s. D.: I'm a day behind in
all my lessons.
-Crrsn GGrdrr.
Cop: Don't bother me. I'm
trailing a guy who's carrying
a leaking bundle Of bootleg
liquor.
Acquaintance: How can you
be sure you're on the right
trail?
Cop: That's easy. I'm fol-
lowing the holes in the side
walk