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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18
House of Mercy Scene
OF Tea and Sale THURSDAY

The president and members of the
board of lady managers of the House Of
Mercy will receive in the home on Kiln
gle road and Rosemont avenue Thurs
day from 1920 o'clock in the morning
until O'Clock All friends who are
interested in the splendid work of the
House of Mercy are invited to inspect
the buildings and grounds and cordial
welcome awaits them.
In connection with the "at home"
there will be on sale useful articles and
table delicacies. An apron table will
be in charge of Mrs. William Cabell
Moore and the homemade delicacies
table. which will have for sale home
cooked bread and rolls, cookies. cakes
preserves. jellies and pickles, will be
presided over by Mrs. John H. Howard
and Mrs. w. F. M. Sewers.
Assisting at the tea table will be
Baroness Serge Korff, Mrs. James N.
Milholland. Mrs. ZeBarney Phillips, Mrs.
Ord Preston, Mrs. John Turrentine. Mrs.
Harold N. Marsh, Mrs. George F. Dud
ley, Mrs. H. H. Hawkins. Mrs. Edward
S. Perot. Mrs. James c. Jones, Mrs.
Henry w. Fitch. Mrs. Thomas Lockwood
and Mrs. Amy N. Talbot.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18
"Sweethearts of the Ages"
Friday Aids St. Marguerite

The cast of Washington society girls
| for The SweetheartS of the Ages" is
complete and will go into rehearsal the
early part OF the week. More than a
hundred popular debutantes of this and
several past seasons will make up the
| attractive group to appear in the
| tableauX wants.
| THE Sweethearts Of the Ages" will
| be given for the benefit of certain good
works and the poor Of the parish by
the ladies Of the Rector's Aid of St.
Margaret's Church, and no less person.
age than Miss Janet Richards herself
will appear In the star part of the "Sor-
ceresS." Miss Richards returned last
week to begin the study of her part with
Mrs. Edward Keys, author of the story.
The popularity of this benefit Friday
night at $3.50 o'clock in the ball room
of the Willard, has been such that per-
hapS score of girls who asked to be
cast in the various parts had to be
| refused because there were no more
parts for them. Mrs. Keys has been
writing more lines for several days and
now the scenario is complete.
The girls who will appear IN Sweet
hearts" includes Miss Theresa Saul,
Miss Helen Louise Duckett, Miss jose
phine Duckett, Miss Mae Harris Clark,
Miss Sydney Thomson, Miss Jane
Thorpe, Miss Isabel Perry, Miss Louise
Harrison GWynne, Miss Jeanne Rich
| ards. Miss Evelyn Walker. Miss Polly
Foraker, Miss Elizabeth Shouse. Miss
Dorothy Nicholson. Miss Jean Wocdson,
Miss Frances Matthews. Miss Fenela
CaStenado, Miss Kathryn Fuqua. Miss
Margaret Gibbons. Miss Olga Craven,
Miss Mary Elizabeth Macarthur, Miss
Anne Wyant. Miss Dorothy Fowler,
Miss Elizabeth Henning. Miss Marion
Dunlop. Miss Betsy Berrien and Miss
PanSy Boomer
Among the number of girls from ST.
Margarets Episcopal Church who will
play prominent roles are Miss Lucille
Elliott, Miss Katherine Cameron, Miss
Mary Ruden. Miss Agnes Shapter, Miss
Margaret Boss, Miss Betty Bull, Miss
Elizabeth Brawner, Miss Atlee Wirgman,
Miss Polly Wirgman, Miss Carrie Roper
Fulton, Miss Phoebe Fuller, Mrs. Flor
ence Keys Willard, Miss Harriet Whit
ford, Miss Margaret Tavenner, Miss
Elinor Daniels Miss Adelaide Thornton
and Miss Jane Macleod.
Another group includes Miss Helen
Walker, Miss Elizabeth Sypher, Miss
Ruth MolyneauX, Miss Louise Hoehling,
Miss Betty West. Miss Jane Love, Mrs.
Francis Hill, Mrs. Helen Galley Martin,
Miss Elizabeth Haines. Mrs. H L. Boat
wright, jr.; Miss Dorothy Wager, Miss
Virginia GlaZebrCok, Miss Helen New
ton and Miss Helen Shaw.
The committee in charge of tickets
has placed them on sale at the Willard
and Mrs. Willoughby Chesley is in
charge of boxes for the event.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18

Circle met at luncheon at the Shore
ham last week.
Mrs. william Thalhimer Of Richmond,
Va, was the guest last week Of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles A. Gold
smith, on Varnum street.
Mr.. Sylvan Birkenwald Of Birming-
ham, Ala, formerly of Baltimore, was
the guest last week Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Goldsmith Sigmund, on Fifteenth street.
The opening meeting Of the Council
of Jewish Women for this year was held
In the Community Center Monday aft
ernoon. Opening prayer by Mrs. Morris
Gewirz was followed by an interesting
meeting, discussing plans for the Chi
cago conference and social hour The
hostesses for the afternoon were Mrs.
Harry King, Mrs. Abe Lehman, Mrs
Henry L. kaufman and Mrs. Ernest
Mayer.
Miss Lena Strauss and Miss Abbie
King motored back from Philadelphia
Philadelphia with relatives.
Mrs. Howard Sigmund motored to
Norfolk, Va, yesterday to spend the
week end and have family reunion.
A tea will be given this afternoon in
the home of DR.. and Mrs. S. Becker, at
2028 Sixteenth street, from to S
o'clock, by the Alpha Gamma Chapter
OF Alpha Epsilon Phi.
The Friday Bridge Club was enter
tanned at cards, followed by tea, last
week by Mrs. A. Sigmund In her apart
ment In the Roosevelt.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mordecai Ezekiel have
returned from years stay abroad, and
are in the apartment in the Biltmore
which they have leased for the Winter.
Miss Carrie Abraham, who visited her
cousin, Miss Amalie Frank, of Blagden
terrace, has gone to New York before
returning to her home In Montgomery,
Ala.
Mrs. H. WE'LL, who was the guest of
her son-in-law and daughter, Mr.. and
Mrs. Nathan Sondheimer through the
Summer. returned to her home the early
part Of the week. accompanied by her
Son-in-law and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs.
E. Jacobs.
Miss Anita Summers has as her guest
for the week end Miss Harriet Cans of
Baltimore.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18

Reich director Of finance. The specisf
features will be under the direction AZ
Maj. Don S. Knowlton and Mai. James
w. Boyer, jr., is director of publicity.
Representative Royal johnson will be
grand marshal for the evening and viii
preside over THE Palais de pInius-
tice," burlesque bastile, where mock
trials will be held all through the
evening.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18
Gard Party for Endowment
Fund of Areme Chapte,

The Areme Chapter, No. 10, of the
Order of the Eastern Star, will give q
card party Tuesday evening, at $50
O'Clock, In the Biltmore, at 827 Four
tenth street northwest, for the benefit
of the chapters endowment fund. Mrs
Marie H. Pierce is in charge Of the ar
rangementS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18
Tea Dance Saturday by Glee
Club of Catholic University

sity will give a tea dance Saturday
afternoon from 4 to 7 o'clock in the
willard room suite of the Willard Hotel
Mr.. w. Burke Carmody of Cleveland
Is chairman of the committee with Mr.
William Hanrahan of Hartford, Conn,
and Mr.. William Harmon of this city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18

Cooksey. Miss Marie Hansen, Mrs. r.
E. Seeley, Mrs John Findley, Mrs. N.
5. Fairchild, Mrs. F. L. CLANCY, Mrs
w. H. Walker, Mrs H. l. Houston, Mrs.
c. w Irwin and Mrs c. c. Lewis were
appointed delegates to the District of
Columbia annual convention.
Reputable English consists of approx
imately 100000 words.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18
Mrs. Fassett Hostess Tor
Junior Group. A. A. IL w

The Junior group Of the Americau
Association Of University Womens CLUB
VIII give dinner bridge for the group
Tuesday evening, when Miss Christian
Fassett will be hostess.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-10-18

Knit gloves shipped from Germany to
the United States in the first half Of
this year weighed $4,000 pounds.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11
MERRIMAN SCHOOL HONOR ROLE

The May honor roll at Merriman school was released this morning by Principal Mary A. Cass and fol- lows:
 Roome 16. Grade s-Stella Malin- owski, Susan Ventresca, Elmarina Luzzi Gertrude LaRosa, Gaysi Stokes, Samuel Tropasso, Anna Po- lonics, Bertha Paoloni, Joseph lNocera, Mary Caviello, Josephine Sorbo, Antoinette DiMaria, Josephine Kolakowski, John Semeraro, John lBijowski, Robert Mcdonald, Helen |Droznick, Mary Basile, Robert De- Santis, Helen Barna. Room IS, Grade 2 - Yvonne Dumais, Aldo Luzzi, Lydia Wlasuk, Joseph Petrucelli, Lucy Daloia, Wal ter Pernal, Caroline Sarandrea, Bertha Mrozinski, Clementine Bon- aldi, Grace Lasprogata, Antoinette D'Attilio.
 Room IA, Grade 7-Helen Bod ziack, Ida Yanetti, John Zastaury, Anthony Manzolli, Palma Semerara, Mary Lestorti. Frank Ollsanski, Louis Mastracchio, Henrietta Pogod- zienski, Carmella Lattanzio, Ange- line Lombard. Room 13, grade 6-John McDon- aid, Katherine Volpi, Anna Zainc, Chester Grendzisiewski, Albert Codi- ami, Edith Luzzi, Philomena Basile, Warren Nocera, Michael Grego, An tonic Trotta, John Hotova, Antonio zipoli.
 Room 12, grade 6-Alice Szmon- owski, Edmund Ostrowski, Statia Bodziack, Theresa Fentile, Michael Rielly, Angeline Codianni, Helen Opalenik.
 Room II, grade 5-Antonette Per rotta, Michael Ventresca, Licvio Bon- aldi, John Lattanzio, Leon kociszew- ski.
 Room 10, grade 5-Frederick Da- vino, George Burns Stanley Vol esniewski, Pasquale DiCesare, Frank Renzoni, Joseph Ventresca.
 Room 9, grade 4JStella Distefano, Carmella Mollica, Louise Porto, He'd
 wig Komacki, Albina Liberatore Guido Nardelly, Dominic Gaia, Tony Ruffino, America Pettinicchi, Frank Zincke.
 Room 8, grade 4-Margaret Bar na, Madeline F'usco, Elxida Ianni- ruberto, Martha Ostrowski, John Ianniduberto, Louise Sorbo. Room z, grade 3-Mary Curzi, Nellie Sorbo, Sadie Pizzola, Lusitana Martins, Antonio Davino, Eleanor Dee, Francis Minicucci, Leonard Schiavo.
 Room 6, grade 3-Angeline Mol lica, Adelinne DiStefana. Rose Vel ucci, Ralph Lasprogata, Stanley Grynick, Pearl Muccina, Celeste Quieroga, Aptoinette DSantis, Philo- mena Trotta.
 Graduates on the honor roll every
 
 ca, Elmarina Luzzi, Gertrude La- Rosa. Stella Malinowski, Anna Pol onics, Helen Barna, John Bijowski, nj oinetta DiMaria
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11
MAY HONOR ROLL
 AT BEGNAL SCHOOL

The May honor roll at Begnal school was released this morning by Principal Elizabeth Clark and fol- lows:
 Grade 4-Evelyn Shugdinis. John Pirro, Marguerite Grady, Robert Butler, Antonio Abreo, Arthur Bru- cato, Lena Didonato, James Ken nedy, Andrew Spagnoletti, Elizabeth Marine, Constance Marine, Henry Fabian, Louis Berardi, Mary Musk osey, Edith Bruno, Mary Cianciulli, Jerry Ruccio. Mely Musco.
 Grade 5-James Curby, Marie 'O'Keefe, Jennie Petite, Joseph kalo- sky, Mary Karpicki. Eleanor Kirsch- baum, Frances Taylor, James LoGui- dice, Samuel Mastropietro, Margaret Block. Eleanor Rice. Lena Garafola, Illuminata DeMartino. Eileen Cronin, Mary Delaney. Matilda Sticco.
 Grade 6-Margaret Leary, Mary Flamighetti, Antonio Onalfo. Rose Rizzutit. Ruth Altiere, Anna Dantino, Nancy Demeis. Mollie Ciampi. Mar jorie Lawlor, Michael DeFazio, Fan nie Pagluccia. Joseph Romanauskas' Antonio Grasso, Paul Davino, Lewis Rizzutti, Hugh Sparano, Lydia Stangyil, Adeline Citrinitti. William |O'Keefe, Edward Giganti.
 Grade 7-John Baker. Frances shugdinis, Teresa Pugliese. Mary Stango, Leo Karpicki, Rose Fuoco. Peter Boccardi, Edward Cocchiola, Joseph Carroll.
 Grade S-Eva Flammia. Angeline Mareiano, Alice D'Angelo, Michael santora, Edward Fitzgerald. John Shopis. Mary DiLeo. Susan Ferrucci, Mary Coviello. Lena Gambini, Joseph Stango.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11
Birt's Pupils
 in Recital
Splendid Program Features
 Work of VOCalists

Prof Robert Birt gave a vocal re- cital at his studio on Grove street last evening. The solos rendered by the pupils showed excellent training on the part of their supervisor, Prof. Robert Birt. A large number of friends and parents of the pupils at- tended. The program was as follows: Little Catherine Rochon was the announcer.
 Duet-"When Twilight Weaves"..
 Beethoven Misses Helen and Margaret Shea Contralto Solo-"Ave Maria. .Raff
 Miss Margaret Shea Contralto Solos -"Lullaby," Brahms; Absent" Metcalf
 Miss Marguerite Sumber Baritone Solo-"Who Knows. Ball Thomas Flynn, accompanist,
 Robert Calkins Soprano Solo--"Mi-Amor" Norris
 Mrs. Wilfred Martin Mezzo Soprano Solos-"The Rose Cup" Ward Stephens; 70 Lord Most Holy" Apt ............
 Miss Carolyn Lee Duet-"The Carnaval ..... .Bronte Misses Margaret and Helen Shea Solo-"April Morn" ....... .Batten .... .... Miss Helen Shea .... ... Baritone Solos-"The Morning Is Calling" Terry; "In the Time of Roses," (German) Rechardt; La Spagnola' (Italian), De- CIdTd Salvatore Longo. accompanist. Miss
 Elsie Longo
 Mezzo Soprano Solos - "Elegia" (French), Massanet; "The Wrenn," by Benedict; "Invictus, Bruno Huhn
 Miss Mae Villa Babin
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11
Credit Men To Study
 Distribution Ills
To Be the Underlying Subject at National Associations
 Convention in Boston June P

I tton and Credit Congress of Industry
 in Boston the week of June 22 will
 be to discuss credit problems and
 the elimination of credit abuses, the underlying subject which will en- gage the attention of the delegates will be the ills of distribution, &C.,
 cording to w. s. Swingle, conven- ton director.
 ''If it were not for the extraordin- ary problems of distribution at this time, our credit problems would be small" Swingle said yesterday. "The chaotic state of the merchandising field has produced most of the cred | it evils and abuses about which our members are concerned.
 "Chain store competition, install ment selling, retailer mortality and the cooperation of wholesalers and
 manufacturers with independent re- tailers will come in for full and thor ough discussion at the convention. ''For the last ten years, competi- ton in the retail field has been be- coming increasingly keen. Only the more efficient and better situated re- tailers are able to survive. When re- tailers fail, the manufacturers, whole salers and banks are involved in
 heavy losses. "The worst of this situation IS that as fast as one ill-equipped retailer fails, another takes his place in the same poor location. The thing which has the credit men worried is that bad debt losses through bankruptcy
 have mounted from $170,000,0O0 last year.
 Discussion aat the convention will
 approach this problem along two ,,ao;~ daua1nnrnanf nf the
 credit interchange system tor make
 possible greater discrimination in ex- tending credit, and development of closer cooperation between whole salers and retailers"
 Ernest I. Kilcup, treasurer of the
 Davol Rubber Company or Provi-
 dence, R. l., will discuss the co-op-
 alive interchange of credit inform
 ation between firms, and the co.op-
 eration of creditors in dealing with
 insolvencies.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11
Crosby High
 Exams Tomorrow
One Change in the Program
 Originally Announced

The only change in the examina- ticn schedule at Crosby high school for tomorrow is the first year science exam which was changed from to- day till the last three periods tomor- rom morning.
 The remainder of the schedule for Friday follows:
 MATH. 1-1, 2, 3,-Rooms 301, 302, BOA, 305, 307, 308A, 30SB, 309A, 3O9B. 210, PIP, 213A, 213B, 214, 218, 216, 217, 203-Mr Timber lake, MT Monzani, MT McEvoy, Miss Healey, Mr Chamberlain, MT Mcdonald, MT Doran, Miss Earn ham, Miss Hotchkiss, Miss Moher, Miss O'Brien, Miss Salmon, MT F. Woodlock, Miss Began, Miss AL teri, MT c. Woodlock, Miss White, MT J. F. Roland, Miss Gould, MT Kinney, Miss Knight, Miss Larkin Miss Finkelstein, MT Walch. MATH. II-1, 2, 3-Rooms o, 1o3. 104, 105, 106, 107, 10SA, 10SB, 109A, 109B, Ill, 112, 113, 208. 2O9-Mr Smith. MT Paul, MT Wilder, MT Murphy, MT Hills, MT Gray, Miss Traurig, Miss Shana- han, Miss Raymond, Miss White hill. Miss Connor, Miss Phipps,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11
Moose Convention
 In Meriden Saturday

Emil Dahl. Patrick Fully and Henry Barabauit were ehoson as of- tlclal delegates from the local branch Of the Loyal order Of Moose at the meeting held iayt evening in Moose hall. Tho convention Co which these men arc delegates will be held In MerIden on Saturday and about DO members of the local order will make
 the trip Rne take mart ia kAA naAA4A
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11

Miss Patten. Miss Pagan, Miss Norcross, Miss Milenky, Miss Menotti, MT Linehan, Miss Guil- foile, Miss Danielson.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11

Europeans have nicknafned Cap tain Frank R. Hawks, the speedy American airman, ''the human bull let"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-11

Boston, Mass Although the primary purpose of the National Association of Credit Mems conven-
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

nave a dozen Holsters
HOLSTERS. madam" echoed
me waiter "Do you mean that7e
'Of course she means HOLSTERS
The groom gave the waiter a se.
we're look And you may brins
me dozen. too.
In due time The waiter appear
ed staggering under two trays
piled high with the red shellfiah.
He placed a doaen In front Of the
girl and a dozen In 1ront Of the
man.
The Young husband looked a.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Terrence lis a fine
lad ye have here. A mag.
nificent head and noble
features Could yeK lend
me q few dollarsa
PatI could NOT lis me
wife's child BY her first
husband
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Sam Al ies seen a
alligator eatin our young
e. chilel
"Umm-uh sh0 nnff9
You know, All thought
sump'n been gittin our
chillun.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

them aghast So did the bride.
She was the first to recover her
speech.
Don't you think. dearest, sac
said. in very small voice, that
maybe 4 was oysters Harold
told as 70 getg"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

What makes you think
I was intoxicated last
nightf"
You were trying to get
the cuckoo clock and the
canary 70 sing q duet. i"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

A negro boxer was to fight
heavyweight champion. When b,
reached tbe ring It Was noticed
that he hung back.
ITS al right. sam. said hi.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Two sons Of Erin we're were
talking together.
And so yer name Is O'Hare ?"
said one, Are yez related to
Patrick o'Hare7"
Very dishtantly," said the
other Il was me mothers first
child and Patrick was the thir-
teenth
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

''AGary'', said Mrs. Newrich to
the new maid you may take the
dos out and give him some air.
Eyes. Ma'am" acquiesead Mary.
And please. Ma'am. whore viii I
find the nearest service statiop2"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

They were a very green coapie
from cDuntry village On aheiE
honeymoon A town frlend had
recommended a certain Eondon
restaurant whore shellfish we're >
specially
oh, said the bride. after
scanning the menu. ! tAink HI
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

allow . deep test Ia Cat Creek until
they arc ready to profit BY H."
The conversation driftst back %
discussion Of the various gas fields.
The royalty buyer wanted complete
facts and figures on sand condition.
and producing horizons in the Ar
row Greek district. desiring some
cheap royalty IN the gas area that
e to be developed to supply the
Stanford line. We were looking At
a map and the royalty buyer point
ed TO the virgelIe district:
Why don't they develop those
structures mapped By the q. s.
G. So" he asked Il have an old
bulletin issued BY Landowners Roy
alties Company on this region and
dig It out and read It OCCASION
ally and am confidsnt that this
viii be great gas producing area.
That bulletin said, as / recall, that
the gas Of the Colorado win be
reached on these structures At
around 1900 to 400 feet. and there
IS no question about the presence Of
gas at this horizon"
We saw the hair on the back OF
the promoters neck bristle. He look
ed quite casual. however, as he
leaned over the map and asked;
What sort Of city is Fort Ben
tOng"
We saw thar he was Figuring on
a gas promotion.
But our royalty investor was not
to BE- halted.
This organisation has never
bought any royalty in the Baker
Glendive disrtict". he said. What
~ the reason
We confessed that the early esti-
mg9es Of reserves in that region
were SO small that we doubted the
ACCESSIBILITY Of buying royalty.
EYES," he said, ''but the engineers
have revised their Figures three o.
four times and while they started
out with haIf-aniIIlon-fooe wells ftey
are bringing In 2s. 600, O0O-foOt
wells AZ the depth Of good post
holes. None Of the OH producing h0ri-
IONS OF the state Of Montana have
yet been tested on this structure.
think that this gas Is coming from
OIL. Untgl the lower sands are dis
proven win believe nothing else,
and / would like to have . royalty
On the top o. ono o. those structures
where the big wells arp coming
In. to share In the Oh when fhat
iay comes"
"Geologists don't think much OF
he oil possibilities do theyg", ask
ID the promoter.
The Kansas Geological Society
made a trip through Nebraska and
Iouth Dakota, studying a trend
which is said 70 extend across the
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

second Just say 90 yomrssh
I'm going to beat him and you'il
win.
'rhat's no COED, repliet sam.
- know what a liar ! am
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25
Promotion Versus Intelligence

A promoter legitimate pro
moter who has handled many sue
cessful enterprises visited as this
week and took occasion TO point
out our SHORTCOMINGS.
''You shoot over the heads Of the
public. he told US. You expect
too much from yeur readers. They
cannot understand what you are
writing about"
The conversation continued and
we listened attentively. we were
interrupted BY the arrival Of men,
Der Of this organization. He was
from out-of-town so he was given
immediate hearing. He was inter-
ested in the purchase Of gas roy
alties
Seas development Is the thing
the investor should follow. he said,
after the SormaIities were ended.
Here I'm Montana. gas is che OBJ
iect OF the search Of wfldcatters.
That Is about All they are drilling
for, either ia wildcat or proven ter
ritory. Isn't that rdght7v
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Doctor-I, would advise you,
madam. to take frequent baths,
get plenty Of fresh air and dress
ID cool clothes.
Patients Husband Can hour
iater) what did the doctor
say2
WiseHe said ought 70 so
70 Palm Beach and then to the
mountains Also that must
get some new light gowns at
once.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Ex- Capitalist Why, q
lot Of us had seats on the
Stock Exchange q year
ago, and now look at us.
Farmer-Yes, and many
Of MS had seats Ia our
pants a year ago, and
nowden't look at us.
Capper's Weekly.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Two attorneys, one decidedly
GUM Of 'countenance. met on INC
street
Well, how's business p" the
first one asked OF the dismal one.
Rotten. the pessimist replied.
Il just chased an ambulance r.
miles and found lawyer in It. +"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Through the mayor Of
Tacoma Wash, Merle
Thorpe got this story
which he told in an adj
dress before the New York
Advertising Club.
"A uohoolboy up in the
numbering territory was
asked How many mills
make q cent?" The young
ster answered Not q
da1mn one. =
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Did We hear about sandy
Mcculloch findin a box Of corn
plasters7"
mo. =
Yes; 20 . went an bought
a padr Of tight shoes"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1931-07-25

Doctor Your husband'a not 90
wen today MRS. Maloney Is rs
sticking to the simple diet ! pre-
serihedg
Mrs, Maioney8e Is not, scr.
He says he'll not b after starr
IN himself to death inst for the
sake Of living 4 few years longer