The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1931-09-24

| Frank Dorset 88-year-old Civil
War veteran has married Mrs
Mollie Jones SO in Huron, Ind.
A Chicago woman divorced her
husband because he took goat au.
tomobile riding and wouldn't take
her.
An apple tire planted 65 years
ago by the Wr. e. Dawson of E.
Dorado Springs, Mon, is still bear
ing fruit.
Judge Marion of Chicago order.
ed man in court to remove his
cap only to learn that the man
was a woman.
Until their divorce suits are set
tied, George f. Bicknell and his
wife of Gary Ind. must not speak
to each other.
Because he called his father a
'fool," John Marian of Shirley,
Eng, lost a heritage of $4,000
when his father died.
After meeting the train daily for
90 years at Utica, Mo-, with his
master, "Old Joe," a 25-year-old
horse has been retired.
Mile. Lorette Delvoir, of Paris,
who has had her head shaved for
the summer, wears a wig at even
ing social functions.
Mrs. Clifton Steel, of Macomb,
Ill, testified in her divorce suit that
her husband made their two-year-
old daughter drunk.
Attorney G. c. Kleine, of Chicago,
stammered so much when he tried
his first case in court that proceed
ings were adjourned for a day.
Every year for the last five the
offices of the East New York
branch of the Western Union Tele-
graph Company has been robbed.
Harold Quinn, of Muscantine, Ia,
was tossed in the air, turned a
somersault and landed unhurt in
the automobile that hit bis bicycle.
Jim Owens, of Blytheville, Ark,
was unhurt except for a slight
burn when lightning struck and
knocked his pipe from his mouth
Weighing 238 pounds, youth Of
20 summoned for military service
in Paris has been sent home by
the doctors because he was too
fat.
Applying for a divorce, which
was granted, Mrs. Elizabeth c. Mar
ton, of Chicago, said her husband
beat her in a row over the radio
set.
Collecting eggs in her henhouse,
Mrs. John Kulbacki, of Hillsbor-
ough, N. H., found one with mar
BILE in place of the conventional
yolk.
A letter in the Cincinnati Enquir-
err suggesting that charitable organ
izations supply electric fans to poor
people in summer is signed B. B.
Fam.
When a vendor of Los Angeles
started selling popcorn at 81 a
package police investigated and
found bottle of whiskey in each
package. -,
A COW forced it's way into a
house in Hull Eng, climbed : the
stairs and entered a bedroom,
frightening Mrs. John King into
Mysteries. Ls%
Three marriages with three diff
ferent men find Mrs. Rosa Moore
head of Ell Dara, ILL.,, still with the
same name as she married three
brothers. '@'Ef q. s>'s'
After being hurt three times in
auto smashups, George Kedize Of
Palatine, ILL.,, sold his motor car
and now walks three miles to the
railroad station.
Feeling a necessity for reducing
expenses, Willis Grist, manager Of
a theatre in Lynchburg, Va, dis
charged his wife, who played the
theatre organ.
When a truck carrying eggs and
honey upset near Racine, Wise,
traffic was tied up for nearly an
hour while the stick mass was be-
ing removed. 6 =:
Forgetting to lock up one night
Patrocinio Ruiz, of Juarez, Mex,
awoke the next morning to find
the doors and windows missing
from his house.
eff the thieves will come back
they can have the coop too" adver-
tised Jesse Coppenbarger of Wa
pella, ILL.,, after 80 chickens were
stolen from him.
While an inquest was being held
on body identified as that Of
Charles Brown, of Chicago, Brown
appeared and asked why the in
quest was being held.
Mrs. G. H. Lyons of st. Louis
testified in her divorce suit that
her husband deserted her because
he was lonely when she went to
support him and herself.
Lawrence Cass got bunk in the
Jail at Madison Wis. because he
desired safe place in which to
sleep but the bunk collapsed and
his leg was broken in two places.
Found guilty on. a charge Of
swindling 81 from an unemployed
man by promising him job, Mar
tin Waldoch Of Buffalo, was sem
fenced to one year in the peniten-
tiary.
Mrs. Bertha Lesh Of Chicago
charged n her divorce suit that her
husband liked corn on the cob so
well that he made her get up in
the middle Of the night to boil
some for him.
When a pretty girl Of Hollywood,
Calf, was asked here name by a
filling station attendant, she re-
piled I'm Miss Wienie Hottdoeg
and feel like cannibal whenever
I eat frankfurter."
When Auguste Parmentier, of
Chaumont, France. decided to die
he first burned his house and eight
100 franc notes so his heirs wouldn't