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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-04-04
Rooms for Rent

FOR RENTING light housekeeping
rooms IN strictly modern house.
Clean and well furnished. Elec-
trio stove for cooking. Private en-
trance. Also vacuum cleaner for
sale. Call at 213 18th street north.
y block from Broadway.
FOR RENTLOne nicely furnished
front sleeping room, next to bath,
$500 per month, also two room
modern apartment. unfurnished.
$4,000 per month. Call at SOL Third
street. Phone 926-W.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room
In modern home with closet and
kitchenette, adjoining bath. Suit
able for two. Right down town.
Available April LIST. Call at go
Third street.
FOR RENT-very pleasant sleeping
room in all modern home, very close
In, hot water at all times. Gentle
men only. Call at SOL Sixth street
or phone 1905 after 2 p. m.
FOR RENT-Wel furnished room
with large closet In q modern
home, suitable for q young lady.
Call at 314 Ave. D or phone 1927.
FOR RENT-Three unfurnished up
per rooms for light housekeeping.
Rent very reasonable. Inquire at
Ill Ave. A West.
FOR RENT-Rcom In modern home,
406 Sixth street. In block north Of
court house. Board II desired.
Phone 43l.
FOR RENT-One room, new. Can Be
used for light housekeeping. Private
entrance. Close In. Dr.. r. s. Enge.
Phone go.
FOR RENT-Well furnished single
room with htchenette. Can at III
Fifth street. THE Ha1elhurst. q
phone 373.
FOR RENT-0ne room, suitable Tor
two. close ii with hot water 1t I'll
times. Phone 3l2 o. cali 1t 106
Main.
FOR RENT-Nodern furriShod room
in private home, hot water heat.
Can at no Fourth street. Fhone
IA.
FOR RElVT-Pleasant {urniShed room
in private home. 00ntlemen only.
Call at l06 Ave. B EaGt. Phone n.
FOR HENTlTWo rooms fuTni76Sd
suitable for sleeping o. light houso-
keeping. So Third street.
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For Bismarck and vicinity: Gener-
ally fair Saturday night and Sunday;
rising temperature.
For North and South Dakota: Gem
orally fair Saturday night and Sum
day: rising temperature.
For Montana: Generally fair and
warmer Saturday night; Sunday fair
east, unsettled west portion.
Iowa: Generally fair Saturday night
and Sunday; rising temperature Sun
day, In extreme west portion late Sat-
urday night.
M%innesota: Generally fair Saturday
ni6ht and Sunday; rising temperature
sunday n In west portion Saturday
night.
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Houses and Flats

FOR RENT-Choice three room flat
~unfurnished except gas range and
gas heat. Built-in kitchen cabinet.
Call at north side entrance, 72a
Mandan street.
FOR RENT-Three room house, one
mile north Of capitol grounds with
large garden plot. Phone 2-F-2
Mrs. Falck.
FOR RENT-Furnished s room house,
Centrally located. Write Tribune
Ad No. 81.
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FINANCIAL REVIEW

New York. April 4.-~-There has
been little change In the character OF
the financial markets this week.
steadily, with issues affected by spe-
cial circumstances, sagging to new
lows and the list generally affected by
sporadic liquidation and more active
professional selling.
stimulating; neither was it unduly
poor. Although the steel markets con-
tain elements OF strength, such as the
maintenance of construction demand,
Inmates on automobile requirements
and an inconclusive price ure
contributed to uncertainty and bring
up the question as to whether h sea-
sonal peak has been passed and
Ehsther operations win continue to
The fortnight's decline in stock
prices-nQt since the dip that cullni-
mated in the Dec. II rebound has
there been SO continuous a, downward
adjustments now being made so fire.
quently had not been as fully dis
counted As seemed probable q month
ago.
higher in the first two months Of the
year have been distributing their
holdings. Such operations are espe-
cially evident in the utilities. Indus
trials seem TO offer petter resistance
ana bear drives against U. s. Steel
have so far failed to. penetrate the
years low Of that leader. Weakness
Of alcohol prices has hurt the chem
icals. but motors and their related
group, the accessory manufacturers,
manage to Mold their own.
The short interest In the market IL
extensive, although m brokerage
houses believe It will take q well-de-
Iftne4 selling climax to start a recov-
cry. April IL regarded Is rather, a
critical month in the affair Of bust.
ness ~ we'll - stock prices and 1t felt
much depends on what industry car
show In the next few weeks.
Bonds are unsettled by the immi-
hence OF substantial government fl
nancing and by the selling Of second
grade rail liens. The first Of the
March commodity indices shows an ins
consequential decline due to the ma
jority OF gains reported during the
first three weeks OF that month, q
trend that was later reversed. Dun's
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Produce Markets
NEW YORK

NEW YORK
New York, April 4.-F-Poultry
dressed, steady; unchanged. Live
firm; chickens by freight, 17-19c
fowls. freight, 25-27c; express, 22-27c
ROSTERS, freight, lac; turkeys, freight
35c.
Butter, 800; steady.
Eggs, 2S,326: steady. Mixed colors
regular packed, medium firsts. 2Oc'
storage packed. medium firsts. 201aci
nearby hennery brown, extra, 23-23A c
Cheese, 299,402; steady.
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BOSTON WOOL

Boston, April 4.-R-A substantial
volume Of wool was moved during the
past week, although the market gen.
orally was not 20 active as 1t had
been during several OF the recent
-"sks. IN spite Of tho quieter trad.
Advances In prices, however, were
moderate and confined to a few
OF the most active lines in which the
recent movement had considerably re.
duced the selection OF the most de.
sirahle woods.
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ZIMMERMAN DIRS

Amery. Wis, April 4.-R%-Byron
Mamlon, pioneer lumberman OF
northwestern Wisconsin. died ct his
home near Shiloh Friday following a
heart attack. caused by influenza.
Mr.. Mamlon, 81 years old, first be-
came identified with numbering ac-
tivities In Wisconsin - years Ago.
His widow d left.
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Potatoes
CHICAGO

Chicago, April 4.-H1-(U. s. Dep
of Agr.)-Potatoes, SIS; on track. 80
total u. s. shipments, $40; steady
trading rather slow; sacked per cwt.
Wisconsin round whites, $1.60-1.65,
Minnesota round whites, $1.40-1.50i
Idaho Russets, No. /, $1.75-1.85; No. g
$1.50-1.60; Colorado McClures, brand.
ed. s 2.OO.2.1O
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Dead Aninsals Wanted

DEAD ANNALS WANTED-Quiok
services vtl 3 Given removing your
dead q. tnd9drahao i've animals,
such ~ hogsea. hoes, COWS and
sheen ~ ffee o. charge We caE;
for one u moro. large Or small
Write q phone q pfomptly
Northern t1sndeftnt Company. His.
marck. n. = Dcz - Phooe ~
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MINNEAPOLIS

Minneapolis, April 4.-Rp-(U. S.
Dep. Of Agr.)-Potatoes: Light wire
inquiry: demand trading slow; market
dull. Carload I. o. b.. shipping points,
based on delivered sales, less all
transportation charges, sacked cwt.,
round whites, u. s. No. l and partly
graded, $~1.35-1.40.
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CONDITIONS

A high pressure area, accompanied
by cool weather, Is centered over the
Plains states, while q low pressure
area over the extreme northwest is
causing warmer weather from the
Rocky mountain region westward to
the Pacific coast. Light precipitation
occurred. in the Red River valley, mid
die Mississippi valley and in the lower
Great Lakes region, but generally fair
weather prevails over the Plains
States and Rocky mountain region.
Skies are overcast in the Pacific coast
region. River stage at Z a. M, is
foet: 24-hour change. 90 feet. Bis
marck station barometer. inches:
2S.55, reduced to sea level 3O.42.
ORRIS w. ROBERTS,
Official in Charge.
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Chicago. April 4.-R}---Wheat, No.
hard, S2Ac; No. / mixed, SIC.
Corn. No. 2 mixed, 60Ac; NJ. 2 yell
low, 59-6Ohc; No. 2 yellow (old)
62%c; No. 2 white. 61-61Ac.
Oats, Nc. l white. Sic.
Timothy seed, $S.25-S.75.
C~loverseed, $~11.5O-19.25.
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average, off less than 1 per cent, IL
Der, 1915, although about &c per cent
above the level that existed lmmedi-
ately. prior to the outbreak OF the
world war.
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CHEEsE

Plymouth, Wis, April .4.-F-Wis-
consin cheese exchange for the week
call board: $40 boxes; 100 daisies,
1870; 720 horns, 1870.
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EXCHANGE

New York, April 4.-Foreign ex-
changes steady. Demands: Great Brit
ain, 4.S6N; France. 3.91A; Italy.
5.23N: Germany, 23.79A; Norway,
26.75; Sweden, 26.75k; Montreal,
99.96N.
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WEATHER OUTLOOK
Fer the Week D~eginnisg Monday.
uvNf n

For the region OF the Great Lakes:
lowed BY precipitation period 81 mid
die or close: temperatures will rise
first of week. possibly followed by
colder towards close.
For the upper Mississippi and lower
Missouri valleys and the northern and
central great plains: Some indications
OF precipitation period by middle OF
week: temperatures mostly normal or
above: but cooler weather may occur
towards close.
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3TOCKS

Chicago, April 4.-R Chicago
stocks close: Corporation Securities,
IS; insult Util. Invest, 37%; Midwest
Uti1. tnew). 21h: McGraw Ell, 1914.
North American Trust Shares, GA ;
Universal Trust Shares, ca. !.
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CHICAGO-Accurate unbiased infor-
nation on anybody or anything. We
will represent you personally.
Strictly confidential. CHICAGO
SERVICE BUREAU. 120 N. La
Sale, Room 205, Chicago.
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Livestock
SIOUX CITY

SIOUX CITY
Sioux City, Iowa, April 4:-F)--(C.
S: Dep. Of Agr.)-Cattle, 100: calves,
S se; 'Hr '' ste @sski to h CSC lovers s,ssas She She
stock and bulls unchanged; vealers
soc higher: stockers and feeders 25c
lower: bulk steers and yearlings.
s7.25-S.25; few loads, $S.50-9.OO; long
load lots heifers. s8.50-s.00: few $S.35;
most cows $4.25-5.25; bulk stockers,
$6.50.7.50: load lots up to $500.
~Hogs-3.50o; slow. $50 to ~2o0-pound
butchers scarce, weak to 1Oc lower;
heavier weights steady to weak; pack
ing sows ~unchanged; most $50 to 200
pound weights, $7.40-7.50: top $3.50;
210 to %25O-pounl weights largely
s7.25-7.5o; $50 to 290-pound weights,
;5 s:ssss.77:iiss; p see ito ' sSws, ssas5 ws;Sn'S'
Sheep-1,0 600; today's trade steady
to strong; desirable wooded lambs,
$S.s5; clippers, $S.25-s.4O; market. for
the week: Fat lambs around Csc high
around 100 pounds, $6.S0-9.0O; weeks
top $9.15: good lambs, $S.00-S.35;
spring lambs qp $500; good Fat
ing and shearing lambs, $500.
CHICAGO
Chicago, April 4.-H1-(U. S. Dep.
of Agr.)-Cattle, 500; compared to
week ago, heavy steers soc lower; bet
ter grades slowest at decline due to
Jewish holidays and limited buying OH
Kosher account; light steers and long
yearlings mostly steady: stockers and
feeders 25-50c lower. with country de-
sio.75; upper crust, s1o.oo-io.4o; best
s7.5o-e.sso: liberal supply medium
weights and weighty steers here con-
$ dering relatively small run in aggre-
gate; supplies being smallest since
last August; all she stock 5O-75c high
err; light heifer and mixed yearlings
share upturn, but closed weak. bulls
10-15c UP but vealers $1.50-2.OO lower.
Sheep, 5000; for week 166 doubles
today's market nominal; compared to
week ago.. general market OH old crop
lambs 25-50c higher; stability was re,
gained following Thursdays bad
% Srsats ,s s"isp top afs ss.7s; Closing clos bulk
good and choice wooded lambs seal
ing 95 pounds down, $9.25-9.50; heav-
Ter weights, $9.00-9.15; clippers. $500
$50: several loads $S.75 earlier in
spring lambs around $1,000, with best
upward to 1850: contracted with
mostly $~l4.oo-1S.50 paid earlier.
Hogs. 1000. including 5000 direct;
steady or heavy weights; 10,aSc owe S'f
10000 pounds. $s.00-S.15; 100000
pounds, $7.35-8.00: pigs and light
lights scarce; packing sows, $3.50.
s6.75: compared week ago market
1000; h%oldovers, 1000: light lights,
good and choice 14O-160 pounds. $500
$S.l5; light weights, 10000 pounds.
$S.0O-S.15; medium weights 2O0-250
pounds. $7.6O-S.15: heiyy weights $50
$50 pounds. $7.10-7.75: packing sows,
medium and good 275-500 pounds,
$6.50-6.9 90; pigs. good. and choice 100
100 pounds, $7.75-S.10.
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Minneapolis Grain
Markets Are Closed

Because Minneapolis grain markets
were closed Saturday. no Minneapolis
grain tables are carried In this edi-
ton Of The Tribune.
The grain markets were closed Sat-
urday because of the Easter holiday
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Work Wanted

WANTS work by day or
hour, also work wanted by young
man. Call Mrs. Harold at 222 Third
street or phone 1883.
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New York, April 4.-R-Liberty
3h's, $lO1.26: do first AVS, $102.16:
do fourth AVS, $103.2C; treasury 3A's.
1940-43, $1O1.10.
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Weather Report

Temperature at z q. m........... !:
Highest Friday 81
Lowest during night ........... II
Precipitation to a. r1,.. ,...,.. .O(
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Household Goods for Sale

FOR SALE-New Acorn gas range
and new Perfection oil stove with
oven, also q 9-l2 Administer rug,
used one year. Phone 1724-M.
FOR SALE-BuSh and Gertz piano.
Reasonably priced. Call at Apart
ment No. 2. Logan apartments aft
er 6 p. m. or phone l225-W.
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Lost and Found
LOST-Bunch Of keys On key ring.
Finder please leave at Tribune Of
flee.
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CARS o SALE

FOR SALE-1920 Chevrolet truck in
AL condition. Good tires. Or will
consider trade for good car. Phone
1573-W or call at 2l9 Seventh st.
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Room and Board

FOR RHNT-Nicely furnished room
with board In modern home. Only
five blocks from postoffice. Rates
very reasonable. Call 1t COS Second
street or phone 1850.
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Wanted TO Buy
WANTED 10 BUY-Baby bed and
high chair. Must be in good con-
dition and reasonably priced. Write
Tribune Ad. No. 20.
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Contracting and Building

NOW Is the time to do your repair
work. Phone 1915 and have
w. j. COMEAU i.
give you prices on your repair or
new buildings.
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9alesmen

statesmen make $50 to $50 weekly,
selling direct to consumer wooden
shirts. underwear, blankets, jackets,
overcoats, sweaters, hosiery. etc.
Full line samples, Northern Wooden
Co. Dept. %, Fergus Falls, Mimi.
NEW SPECIALITY to retailers. Conn
missions Immediately with guaran-
tee for new men. Wonderful op.
portunity to clear 500 weekly.
Write salesmanager, Box 918, Ce-
dar Rapids, r.
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OF HER N. D. POINTS Temp
station IA. NJ
Minot, clear 3
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FOR RENT-Modern apartment On
second floor. Bedroom, living room
and kitchenette. gas for cooking.
Bath adjoining. Also nice sleeping
room. can be used for light house,
keeping. Call at 402 Eighth street
or phone 1881,
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B0XER-Golly, he's given me
two black eyes!
TRAINER-Well, he can't give
you any more, can he?
When Will Peek visited Brush
vile recently he found the only
hotel there filled to the roof.
The Clerk-No, sir, / can't give
YOU a room. The very best I can
do for you is to give you half of
the dining room. There's a screen
across it, and a lady has the 9TH
er half, but / reckon she won't
bother you.
Will Peek agreed that the accom-
mediation would do in a pinch and
retired to his half of the small
dining room.
Thirty minutes later he ran in
to the lobby, wild-eyed and pale.
Will Cycling at the clerk)-HeyI
That woman is dead!
The Clerk (calmly)-I know it,
but how did you find it out?
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ROGERS

Of course, as usual in the last
minutes of congress why they did
not pass any of the bills that they
should have passed, and did pass
all that they shouldn't. Now take
the Lame Duck Bill, that's the one
where they want to do away with
electing a man one year and have
him seated ON his first Grandchild's
birthday. Senator Norris had a
mighty good bill in there to do
away with that very Lame Duck
term. Well the House voted it, and
the Senate voted it, but one made
a slight change from what the
other had passed, so that meant
that it had to go to what is called
conference, Chats one of the
things that golf players are always
in when you go to their office).
Well do you know as bad as the
country wanted this bill passed so
that Congress would meet ON the
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euIls &
and ~
Unelassifieds

Wifie-My, you look frightened.
What ails you?
Hubby-Great Scot, woman, you
have left the baby carriage some
where and have wheeled our baby
home in somebody's Austin.
Edward tagged six, to old rural
station agent)-What time does
the next train come in?
Old Station Agent Why, you
little pesky rascal, I've told you
five times that it comes in at 4:44.
Edward know it, but I like to
see your whiskers wobble when
you say 4:44. " ...-
Every man has his price"
squeaks the pessimist. Yes, and
it's more than most Of them are
worth If a woman's past has
been nothing to speak of, its is a
pretty good sign that everybody
will have something to say about
it. 81 Can't Give You Anything
But Love, Baby" sang the Ken
newick father, as he rocked the in
FAINT back to sleep.
Filling the icebox with scraps of
leftover food is a waste Of room
and usually of food. Never allow
them to accumulate.
DUMB DORA THINKS 1T WON
DERFUL THAT THE WORLD
is TIMED TO GO AROUND EX-
ACTLY ONCE A DAY.
Mr.. Brown rushed into the hard
ware store with murder in his
eye.
Mr.. Brown-Say! That paint you
sold me yesterday was no good. 1t
made a terrible looking job.
Hardware Man But-er-but
did you put on two coats as I sug-
gested?
Mr.. Brown certainly did.
Hardware Man-Did you give
the first coat plenty of time to
dry?
Mr.. Brown-Well, was kind of
in a hurry, so I mixed both coats
together and put them on in one
operation to save time, but
But the Hardware man tainted.
Jimmy-Mother Dear, is it cor
rect to say that you water q horse
when he's thirsty?
Mother Yes, darling.
Jimmy (picking up a saucer)-
Well, then, I'm going to milk the
cat.
Not So Simple
It's easy enough to look pleasant
When spring comes along with a
rush,
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seemed to

seemed to be mighty pleasant
little fellow.
This writing is going to be
mighty tough with no congress to
pick on. I joke about EN-, but you
know at heart I really like the
rascals. They are all right. If one
wants to do right our political sys-
tenn is so arranged that he can't
do it. The minute one wants to do
what no one else has been accus-
toned to do, why they call him an
Anarchist. Some Of the old timers
stepped out at the close Of this one
and that was kinder sad in way.
It must be mighty fascinating
game on those old fellows and its
tough to have to bow out of the
picture, and mighty few retire
rich, so there must be lot more
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With the expenditure of another 25 million dollars on
the roads, this should be in pretty fair shape far
as highways concerned Let's ask the legislature to lay
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fourth Of January, instead of wait
ing till the fourth of December,
and the President was to be inaug-
urated on January the 18th, just q
little over two months after he had
been elected, that would have done
away with the plan of what to do
with our presidents after the time
they are elected and before they
are seated.
You see it's awful embarrassing
the way it is, the President that Is
in kinder feels like a has-been,
after they have elected some one
else. So that was all remedied, and
then they go into this Huddle IN
Conference and they don't get it
threshed out in time to get it pass
ed. =
was glad to see Smedley But
Ter get out of his case as he did.
You know that fellow just belongs
in a war all the time. He don't be-
long in Peace time. He is what |
would call a natural-born warrior.
He will fight anybody anytime.
But he just can't distinguish Peace
from war. He carries every medal
we ever gave out. He has two Con-
gressional Medals of Honor, the
only man that ever got EN- double
header. You give him another war
and he will get him another one.
/ don't know him, never met him.
But I do admire him. He is a
mighty useful man in war, and
as we are always having EN- why
/ consider him very valuable man.
We are liable to scare him up
something before long. We are
looking around now to see where
we can get in one worth while
someplace. Even our scouts for
the Marines are having trouble To-
eating places for them to go, this
is about the first time that they
haven't been employed. We are
even getting tired of continually
fighting with Nicaraguans. We al
ways have to take them on when
there is no bigger bait. But / see
where we are supposed to come
out of there.
We sure do miss Mr.. Einstine out
here. He was supposed to come
horo for n rec%
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But the fellow worth while
Is the one who can smile
When he slips and falls down in
the slush.
Unless you honestly think the
world is getting better you can't
get very far in business Re-
member the good old days when a
wife always agreed with her hus-
band. --He-sg .-~...
Old-fashioned girls used to faint;
The modern ones just pass out.
Sign in the bathroom in the cor
ner boarding house:
PLEASE CLEAN TUB
--.- AFTER BATHING
LANDLADY
Half the people in the cities may
not know how the other half lives,
but the same can't be said of
those who reside in small towns.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1931-03-19

With the likelihood of the toll being removed from the
BRIDGE it becomes all the important that Kennewck
of the metropolitan airs We should not let
the installation of street lighting system lag It were
going anywhere mustn't fall behind the procession