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JAMIE

The king had waxed wrath
full and caused Daniel to be
thrown into the lions den.
But, to the surprise of the
onlookers, Daniel appeared I'M
dismzyed as he stood in the
center Of the pit and watched
the starved beasts circle about
him before they advanced to
kill. In fact, Daniel was forced
to stifle a yawn. Suddenly the
oldest and largest lion crouched
and sprang. With an agile,
flowing motion, Daniel stepped
aside in that split second. and
the splitting, tawny body leaped
past his head. Immediately
another of the great cats jump
ed, but the would-be prey mere
~ glided from its path. Now
the rest of them attacked. The
pit became a maelstrom of
snarling, leaping beasts, while
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T H E BEST COMEDY N AMERl {
Copyrighted, 1885,, by The Collegiate World Publishing Co. college Humn Through Bell Syndicate.

Officer: Did you get the note
| sent down with my horse?
Private: Yessir. and We car
ried out your order.
Officer: Fine. Send the
horse over Immediately. p
Private: Yessir. Shall we
send him by truck?
Officer: No, you fool, let
him walk
Pause.
Private: Say. would you
please repeat what you had
written on that note?
Officer: My orders were,
"Have my horse shod right
away"
Private: Oh! was that a ID"
II thought it was a T."
-Carnegs Tech. Prffrt.
Eat another slice of bread
It will help raise the price Of
wheat and keep YOU in school.
-Kerfas Soxy Orri
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Auxiliary Of
CompanyHas
Monthly Meet

MERCEDES. Sept. 10. - The
Woman's Auxiliary Of the Central
Power and Light company held
their monthly meeting here al the
city hall Wednesday afternoon az
2 o'clock with a splendid represen-
tation from other Valle-- towns
present. Mrs. II. j. Rupert and
Miss Mary Sowders, employees OF
the local organization yer hostess
es on this occasion.
Mrs. Emma Goble Of San Ben
ito. chairman. presided at the meet
ing. A number of interesting and
enlightening talks were made. Miss
Virginia Edwards OF Pharr, talked
on Economies Of Utility"
Miss Edith Cox or San Benito
discussed Home Lighting"
Mrs. Bessielieu OF San Benito.
general chairman, was present and
made a talk telling Of the progress
OF the woman's work in the COM
pany stating that the Mercedes
division was one OF the most &C.
tive in the entire Central Power
and Light company.
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The very success OF any ministry
OF mission brings its inevitable
problems. The spreading OF new
truth and its effects upon many
conditions and many types Of peo-
pie quickly produces problems
through differences OF opinion and
through misunderstanding. This
was particularly true of the new
and vital religion associated with
Jesus OF Nazareth.
The variety OF experiences In
the early church, as well as the
variety Of types, led inevitably to
controversies and conflicts. Many
contended that the form In which
the new religion had come to them
was the only form in which II
could be rightly and properly held.
Apparently. also. there arose
problems OF authority in the
church. Jerusalem was the place
OF origin or the new religion, and
evidently the group OF disciples
there thought of 1t as an authori-
tative center. 1t would seem. also.
that in the churches generally
there was a looking TO the mother
church at Jerusalem.
The ~converging Of all these
questions and problems gave sig
nificance to an early 0uncil in
Jerusalem. Paul and Barnabas
had returned to Antioch in Syria
from their missionary journey.
The church there had heard them
tell the story Of all that had been
accomplished through them. and
especially Of the conquests Of the
Gospel among the Gentiles. II
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FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Elizabeth at Palm Boulevard

Gas a. m. Sunday School, Cleve
Tandy. Supt.
HOO a. m. Sunday worship
Prelude, "Sortie Nuptiale"-Steere;
Offertory, "Adaglo' From tie
Moonlight Sonata Beethoven;
Anthem, THE Heavenly Vision
Harris; Sermon, The Practical
Value of Religion: Postlude,
aPostlude in G Major"-Hesse.
TOO D. m, Senior League, Miss
Juanita Boory, advisor.
7:45 D. m. Evening worship
Fifteen minutes of congregations,
singing led W Mrs.2 J. "A. Russell
with HRS. A. B. Niven at the organ.
The pastors message viii be on the
subject, Ashamed OF Jesus" organ
numbers rs follows: Prelude,
March Of the Friars'-Stults; Of
fertory, Decentralization: POST
Jude, "Processional"-Ashford. Spe-
cial music by the choir.
Monday. 800 p. m, executive
board meeting OF the woman's
auxiliary at the church. All men,
bfrs OF the board urged TO be pres
If you do not have a church
home in Brownsville, worship with
us. Strangers and visitors in the
city especially invited.
Emmett p. Day. Pastor.
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HOW TO BECOME POPUs
LAR AT "A FRATERNITY
HOUSE "a
(For F~reshHisn)

(For FreshHTen) -
Kick about the meals. Tel
about the swell dinners you had
at prep school.
Refuse 10 learn the fraternity
songs and chapter roll. Say
II takes time from your studies.
Start a bill session every
study hour
Get into heated arguments
with the president on the
management OF the house.
Refuse TO ID any work
around the house. Explain you
came TO college for culture.
Make repeated requests foe
redecoration " study room.
Air your opinions on how
the house should have been
built.
Buy a loud alarm clock. set
il for four thirty every morn
ing, but sleep through.
Never buy cigarettes, razor
blades or writing paper. Bum
them from the upperclassmen.
Tell the football men they
ought to be out for more &C
tivities.
-LsAirh Bs~v
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Harrington

HARLTNGEN. Sept. 1.-the
Study club will begin It's 10th year or
successful programs Sept. 10. This iS
known as Federation Day and honor
guests will be Mrs. Homer ". Smith.
Mission. ID ,sidcnt OF tho Valley
Federation or Women's clubs and
Mrs. Volney w. Taylor. Brownsville.
president Of the fifth district. II. n.
w. q.
The opening event will be m club
luncheon az I o'clock. ut the Wo-
mems building. Roll call win be
answered with quotations on friend
ship. Mrs. IL E. Snavely. president
OF the club is TO be director OF tho
program. The Ideal Woman win
he described by Mrs. ". T. Foster ana
Club Women and Their Leaders,"
by the president.
Officers for the ensuing year are.
President, Mrs. r. ~. Snavely: vice.
president. Mrs. B. MI. Holland; ana
vice-president. Mrs. ID. II. Hardy.
recording secretary. Mrs. Jack
Carey: corresponding secretary. Mrs.
David wink: treasurer. Mrs. "A. =.
McClendon: parliamentarian. Mrs.
T. 8 Terren. historian. Mrs. A. T.
Brooks: critic: Mrs. IA. wv. Cunning
ham and press reporter, Mrs. II. M.
Barton.
Past presidents are Mesdames y.
c. Myrick. r.. r.. Jeffreys. A. Gold
ammer. y. T. Foster. E. r. Horn
aday. $ q. Stringer.
The Blue Nile In Africa was so
called from the dark color OF IT.
KiIt-fndnn n-nAnrr
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A. Frishey. Lyle Coleman. ~ J
Wilson and Alfred Meyers.

a. FAAo4A~ls AJA@ A4&f -
wilson and Alfred Meyers
PERSONALS
william Horn left Thursday Cor
Austin where he will enter Ioxna
University. He was accompanied -
far as San Antonio by his mother
Mrs. r. T. Horn
Mrs. Cloud Living on OF Hous-
ton liz the guest az her parpnt1s
Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Agnew. MIA
Livingston was formerly Miss VIZ
ginia Agnew.
MI. and MRS. wv. P. Hauser have
returned from a delightful two
weeks motor trip to Chicago.
j. R. Stout and daugl-ser MrA
chauncey Cook. are visiting in
Uvalde.
Misses Irabel Parks and Bernlcs
Skeans left this week for Bolton 20
resume their studies NJ Baylor
Bolton.
Fred Phillips. Charles Kellogg.
and Jack Crawford left saturday
for GEORGETOWN 10 enroll nc South
western University.
Rudolph Schnuck left during tho
weekend for Austin 70 resume his
studies At the university.
John Henry Horn left this week
for Kerrville where he win enroll
nc Schriener Institute. Mr. Horn
has been on the staff OF the Nc
Alien Monitor for over three years
and will have charge OF all student
publication AZ Schreine-s Institute.
Mrs Alec Woodbridge left this
week for New York 10 spend the
winter.
TT. III. Beels is I'm the -cAllsn
Municipal hospital where he was
operated ON for appendicitis
Miss Frieda Harding Is confined
70 her home because on illness.
Mr.. and Mrs. william Guerrun
have returned from q business trip
10 Austin.
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FIRST METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School at $3.50. w. w.
Underwood. Superintendent.
Mems Bible Glass at the Queen
Tneater at 9:45.
Young Married Peoples Class at
the church.
Glasses for all ages and grades.
The pastor will preach at 1880
a. m. and 5 p. N.
Sunday School Council Wednes-
day at 8 D. m
Epworth League Sunday at 7 p.
m.
Special Music
Morning. Voluntary. Largo from
Xerxes"-Haendel.
Offertory, Songs IN the Night"
-Stainer.
Anthem, Jesus My SAVIOR -
Nevin. Mrs. 4. T. Pierce and the
Choir.
Observation-Disclosures
Evening: Congregational Singing
and special numbers by t-e junior
choir.
Members and visitors are cordial
~ invited to all services.
Sterling Fisher, ID. d. Pastor.
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ALL SAINTS CHURCH
Episcopal

491 North Reagan Avenue. San
Benito.
Holy communion. 7:30 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 g. m.
Choral mathis. ii O. m.
Sermon, 1880 a. m.
Rev. w. Everett johnson,
Rector.
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CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH

II. j. Howard. Pastor; Sherwood
Bishop. Bible school superintendent
Bible School GAS a. m: Com
munion and preaching service IL a.
m, sermon SUBJ, THE Organiza-
tional life OF the Church." Pre-
ceding the sermon will be an an
them by the Choir.
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CHURCH OF o
Harlingen

Parsonage. 21s Il. Tyler. Phone
532-W.
Sunday school Gas q. m.
j. G. Young. superintendent.
Preaching services II 100 q. m. and
1880 p. m
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church Of welcome with q
message.
Rev. T. II Mcneil. Pastor
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CHURCH OF CHRIST
Los FresnOs

1000 a. m Bible Lesson.
HOO a. m. Communion.
7:i5 p. m. Young folks meeting.
Wednesday evening at 7:30, Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 1880 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
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Is
Giuen For
Mrs. Haden

McALLEN, Sept. ia delight
ful bridge-Shower was given We'd
nesday evening at the home OF Mrs.
Orville Cox In honor or Mrs. John
Haden with Mrs. Cox. Mrs. Delbert
Faulkner and Miss Evelyn Earnest.
The hon0ree received many beau
tiful gifts from her friends. At the
end or the bridge games high
score was presented to Miss Hat
tie Baldwin and low 70 Miss Nellie
Van over.
A delicious salad course was
served.
Present we're the honoree. Mes
danes William Southweu, 5. J..
Purl, Jr., Misses Hester Leavell.
Eva Lee Johnson. Margaret Gibbs,
Elizabeth Campbell, Hattie Bess
Baldwin. Nellie Van over. Alice
johnson and the hosteSses.
ENTERTAIN CLUB
IN LESLIE ADDITION
MI. and Mrs. Les O'Neal enter
tanned the Saturday evening
Bridge club at their home In Leslie
addition.
The living room was very at
t~ractively decorated with pink
roses and the pink ami green color
scheme was carried out IN the
bridge accessories and refresh
ments. A delicious salad course
was served and high score pre-
sented TO Mrs. Harris and Judge
Leslie.
Attending were Messrs. and Mes
danes j. L. Leslie. w. 4. Tranthum.
Dick Harris, r.. ". Rubarth. DR.. and
Mrs. ]. M. Doss. Miss Averil Bel
lows or Mason. Texas. and the host
and hostess.
CLUB AND GUESTS
ARE ENTERTAINED
Mrs. George Edwards was hos
tess to the Little Bridge club Sat
urday afternoon at her home.
AT the finish OF the games high
score was presented 10 Mrs.
Doughty. and low 70 Mrs. Hall. "A
salad course was served.
Guests for the afternoon were
Mesdames .. r. Leary and r. G.
Hall.
Club members present we're Mes
danes w. w. Doughty. w. III. Dun
can. A. A. Banneau. r.. r. Ruhart.
y. w. Savage. Ike Edwards. Everitt
Meyers, Lester Aaron. Webster
Jones, and the hostess
ALL DAY MEET
HELD BY CLUB
The Hait-Hammond Industrial
club viii have an all day meeting
Tuesday September 20. at the home
Of Mrs. z. G. Allen. A cooking
demonstration will be ven.
PICNIC AT
CASCADE POOL
The members OF the Ma Kocha
club entertained their husbands
Tuesday evening with a picnic at
the Cascade pool.
Following a swim I'm the pool n
delicious picnic supper vas served
70 Messrs. and Mesdames Bob Nc
Ky. Merwin Hall. Frank Kuhn. j.
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VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA

On Tuesday and Friday nights
mission meets.
Saturday night at 1880 meetings
In the market square, preceding
other services.
Spanish services following session
In market square.
Sunday from 800 p. m. to $50
p. m, services in the jail.
Sunday at 2 p. m, at the hall.
Open air services at Boca Chica,
acros toll bridge, at 4 p. m. Cos
pei services every night at 7:30.
except Sunday.
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OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE
CHURCH

Lincoln and 18th Streets
Mass on Sundays, AZ Z and 8; on
weekdays at $50; on holidays Of
obligation at $50 and 8.
Catechism Glass. on Sundays aft
err the second mas
Rosary end Benediction. every
Sunday and Thursday at 1850 p. m
Confessions: every day before
mass: on Saturdays and on the ~
OF feast-days: from 4 to 6 and from
$50 to 8 p. m.
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MEXICAN METHODIST CHURCH
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
San Benito

Sunday School, Gas q. m.
Preaching 1900 O. m.
N. Y. p. s. $3.50, p. m
Preaching 1880 p. m
Midweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

Mrs. Feitelbaum Didn't your
Morris 20 to Lehighf
Mrs. Giltburg: Yes. and he
is SO humorous, I'll bet he
makes the glee club.
-Lsfsyrffs Tyre
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CHURCH

Services In the Junior High s-hool
auditc .ium at 8 a. m.
Sunday School at 10 q. m
Rev. II L. Wiederanders. Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

Daniel lodged and side-stepped
and pivoted in the midst of
it. Finally the lions began to
tire, and soon they were all
lying exhausted on the floor.
Hardly crediting what his eyes
told him, the king babe Daniel
come forth. When the prisoner
stood before him without even
SO much as a tear in his gar
ments, the king demanded an
explanation.
well, King" said Daniel.
cts just this I used to be
a traffic cop at Forty-second
and Broadway, New York"
Metre Dame Js0gisr.
rs she really married."
"Well, if she's not, I'm in
a devil of a fix"
"How's that?'
I'm her husband"
~. ar. r. Sritry
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

"Who is that girl over
there!"
That's Mary Johnson.
Would you Ike to dance with
herr"
"Oh, I've danced with her.
/ just wanted to know her
name"
-Corurg Wi8ov
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

A local motor cop has printed
on his personal calling card:
Cite ns q trial and IN see
that yoH get one.
$. c. HsmfHs
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST

Corner Elizabeth and West Second
Streets
First Church OF Christ. Scientist
OF Brownsville. Texas. a branch Of
the Mother Church. The First
Church of Christ, Scientist, in
Boston, Massachusetts,.
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CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE
Inter- denominations

ter-den0minatiOn2l
Barreda Hall, Elizabeth St., be-
tween 2nd and 3rd.
Rev. A. N. Bostrom, minister.
Sunday preaching service 8 p. m.
Tuesday prayer meeting 8 p. m.
Thursday Bible Glass 5 p. m
A hearty welcome awaits you.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

Gas Modern Bible School-Geo
y. Hillyer, Superintendent.
l0:55-Morning worship:
Organ Prelude
Doxology
Invocation
Gloria Patri
Hymn
Silent Worship q minutes)
flynn
4Religious Review Is minutes)
Offertory Anthem
Message: The Inspiration Of The
Scriptures-Rev. c. 8. Mckinney.
San Benito.
Hymn
Benediction
Organ Postlude
6.30-B. X. p. U.-Department-
Lied Training-W. E. Collins, Gen.
eral Director.
7:30-Evening Worship.
Hymn
Prayer
Hymn
Congregational Service (Testi-
0aN%~o 0AA4 AN4&ISeo 80 ~
Offertory
Pastors Message: Making Ends
Meet"
Invitation Hymn
Benediction
Organ Postlude
The public Is urgently requested
TO hear the message on The IN
spiration OF the Holy Scripture
ut the morning hour, by Rev. 9.
s. Mckinney. pastor, First Baptist
Church, San Benito. with whom
o. pastor Is exchanging pulpits
for the morning service only. Notice
Is thereby given Of the change In
Time OF the evening services, the
Y. u. beginning at $50 and
the public worship following at
1880. A welcome awaits you.
Oscar Lee Smith. Pastor.
2:30 Sunday-B. Y. p. u. Zone
Meeting at Rio NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Of Zone officers.
3:00-Monday-W. M. s. Week OF
Prayer program for state missions,
followed by election Of president
for the coming year.
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CHURCH or THE Advert
fEuiSr0uasl

7'30 a. m.-Hols communion
1000 a. m.-Morning prayer and
sermon.
r. O. Macintosh. rector.
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The En-. en- Committee of the
National Order of Hitch-hikers
Selects II Neatest Thumb.

Why's your face so rcd?'
"Cause."
"Cause why?"
"Causemetics."
-NorthuesfrrH PHyfir Psyrof
"A word to the freshman:
If you want to hide. just 20
and lie down in the grass
nobody will see you.
Ohio State SHs Dial
I'm collecting for a poets
hospital"
Come around tomorrow and
Ill have a couple for you"
-Ncrfh1rsfryr Pnrfir P1rYr
Tn this day OF automobiles
and airplancs we very seldom
hear OF Mary's lamb following
her to school any more-at
sixty per.
-r.T1A-Ussa H.-s.s
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

I'm only a little fish boy
he said MY mother was 4
piano shark, and my father
a piano tunah. I learned INV
scales early-in a way--in .
way!"
.. g. T. a. cleb
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20
KEY NO. /

IF Yon Ansrusrsd Yes
Il. You've attended your first
and last party at Colgate.
?. Don't mix your drinks.
grille. don't mix your drinks.
3. You were done right by,
NELL
4. He took a chance, too.
KEY NO. ?
IF YoH Anszveyed No
/. How about coming up for
promf
2. Expensive stuff
3. Mamma loves pap.
4. When did YOU get his pin,
-RsdoifhAfesoa 0J Maid.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

Sunday school az GAS a. m
Sunday morning services at l1:00
A wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 500 o'clock
Reading room in the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 to 500 p. m.
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AND PROGRAMS OF THE CHURCHES

Young peoples meetings. Junior,
Intermediate, Senior, Z p. m. The
Seniors are putting on q rally and
all young folks are Invited.
Evening preaching service 8 D.
m, sermon sub. without God. and
without Hope in the World" Spe-
cial music.
G. Z. Rally Meeting
Topic: What our Society Plans
to do this year.
Leader, Martha Jane Butts.
Opening Song No. IL
Songs lst verse and chorus Of
No. l0,16,4o.
Prayer by Jack Mohls
Solo, Wayne Gobble
Short talk by leader
Song NO. Is I.
Sentence prayers
Piano solo, Especia Ross
Candle Light Service
Talks
Growth, by Custer Driver
knowledge, by Louise Smith
Faithfulness, by Harold Dennis
Loyalty, by Bernice Hutton
Responsibility. by Troy Porter
Closing talk by leader
! verse. BEST be the Tie Mizpah.
MEXICAN METHODIST CHURCH
Sunday School $3.50 a. m. Super
intendelt Rev. B. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 p. m.
Evening Service 7:45 p. m by the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday 7:4- p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
+. Ramos. pastor.
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ALL DAY MEET
HELD nv CHR
THE GIRL / TAKE TO
JUNIOR PROM

The girl / take to Junior
Prom must be beautiful. Her
figure must be second only TO
that Of the modern Venus de
Milo. She must dance divinely,
be sweet and witty. She must
neck with no one except those
whom she is crazy about, and
she must be crazy about me
alone. She must be able 70
hold her liquor and apply her
cosmetics as an artist She must
have plenty Of money. a car
OF her own, and not allow
the boys to spend too much
on her. She must be talented,
resourceful and a good sport.
AS a matter Of fact. I've never
considered taking any one to
Junior Prom anyway.
-Pennsyirsris PHrrh Boai
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20
SPECIAL EXAMINATION
FOR CARNIVAL GIRLS

Your fortune can be told by
what answer you give; see
below for answers and solu-
tons to your life problems.
/. Did you make the usual
crack about a dentrifice factory
being located in town?
2. Did you want to run to
Prexy's home about four
O'Clock Saturday morning to
see if you could turn hand
springs OH his front porchf
3. Did your Ma come up
with you?
4. Was your man a blind
vate2
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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

Sunday:
Masses at 600, TOO, $50 and
$3.50. T:
Evening at 7:30. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 1850: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday Of the month.
masses at 6 and Z o'clock with even
ing devotions at 1880.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening Of Saturday and
the eve or major feasts.
Rev. Joseph Rose. O. M. ].
Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

Then there was the absent
minded Scotchman who or
dered asparagus and left a tip.
-Nofys Dare yEgcirv
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-09-20

The Blue Nile I'm Africa was so
called from the dark color OF it.
silt-laden waters.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-11-17
HAWKS ARE FAVORED
TO TROUNCE APACHES
Little Indians, However, Drill Ear.
nestly for Sunday Game
in Semi-Pro Loop.

Mohawks rule favorites over Apaches
for the South Atlantic Semi-Pro Foot
Ball League game Sunday at Griffith
Stadium in view of the decisive defeat
Apaches recently suffered at the hands
of the Celtics, the second sound drub-
bling handed them this season by that
team.
Apaches, determined to get on a win
ming stride, are planning hard prepa-
ration this week and have high hopes
of upsetting Mohawks.
Celtics, who will meet Irvingtons in
Baltimore Sunday in another league
game, will drill tonight at Griffith
Stadium at 7:30 o'clock.
Play in the 135-pound division of the
Capital City League will end Sunday
when st. Stephens Props, who have
virtually clinched the title, will engage
FederalS, while Northeast Motors and
Notre Dame Props will face All st.
Stephens Props have to do to win the
championship is tie FederalS. North
east Motors and Notre Dame Props will
be battling to keep out of the cellar.
A drill for the st. Stephens squad
is slated tonight at $3.50 o'clock at
Twenty fifth street and Virginia avenue.
Alcovas will practice tonight and
Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock on the
Arlington field. They are after a game
for Sunday with an eleven in the 49,
pound division. Call Manager Deuter-
Centennial 125-pounders will drill to-
night at First street and New York
avenue at 1880 o'clock.