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Santa Maria
PERSONALS

fkhSONALS
Mrs. b. M. SAMSON and Elizabeth
visited at the L. NJ. MCGEE home IN
La Feria Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. Winfield Scott OF
Brownsville visited Mr.. and Mrs.
Cecil Ford recently.
Mrs @. p. Washington and Mrs.
r M. SAMSON called on Miss Daisy
Gray in San Benito Wednesday.
Rev and Mrs VIM. Durkopf Of
Mercedes visited at the Merten
home Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Steward an
nounce the arrival Of a baby son.
Miss Coretta Gum spent the
weekend in Mercedes with Mrs.
James Hughes.
Mr.. and Mrs. <. II. Sledge and
girls we're in San Benito Saturday.
Misses Doris and Marjorie Sch
reiber OF San Benito spent the week
end with Miss Edna Mae Vincenz
and Edna Mae returned with them
for a short visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. 3. BenEe Of
Brownsville were guests OF Mr.. and
Mrs. NJ. Matthews Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. August Schmidt Of
Harrington spent Friday at the
hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. d. Shipley and
children spent a few days in Ed
couch with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. McLain.
The VincenZ and Sledge families
drove 10 Brownsville Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. 3. Carroll call
cd on Mr.. and Mrs. J. r. Clifton
Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil Ford spent
the weekend in Brownsville with
relatives
M. and Mrs. p. F. Louk OF Nc
Allen and Mr.. and Mrs. Kaiser en-
loyed a trip TO Boca Chica Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. q. Gum drove
10 Harrington Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. r. Mock ana
family called at the Ben Oldemey-
er home near Mercedes Saturday.
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brother Junior Dumont, on Mon
day afternoon at the home OF Mr..
and Mrs. Loran Dumont. The &C.
casion vas Juniors third birthday.
The children enjoyed playing games
on the lawn and at a late hour
delicious refreshments Of ice cream
and cake was served.
PERSONALS
Mrs. Merle Kelley returned to
her home Sunday after a months
visit with her parents at Currins.
Sam Robinson underwent a mai
or operation at the McAllen hos
pital on Saturday.
Mrs. Carl Salisbury OF Edlnburg
was a visitor in Pharr Sunday.
Misses Emily Broughton. Lillian
Rice. Lera Mcfarland. Margaret
Chapman, Lucille Copeland and
Margarete Allen left Sunday morn
ing for a trip TO Monterrey, Mex
leo. After spending a few days there.
they will 60 TO their respective
homes.
Mr. and Mrs. S. T. Melton and
ana Mrs. Holt OF MISSION
we're all dinner guests OF George
Thomas on last Sunday.
Mr. Woods. father OF Mrs. ' J..
Copeland. who has been very III
at her home in Pharr, i now much
improved.
Misses Gyneth Stugard and
Frances Hooper left Monday for
Austin where Miss Stugard will
visit relatives and Miss Hooper
will go TO home in Lorena.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bill Yoder or Har-
lingen spent the weekend at their
parents home, MI. and Mrs. II. c.
Baer.
Miss Crystal Herring Is making
her home this summer at the r.
+. Slocum home.
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Six Aged Women Whose Fathers Were
Soldiers in Revolutionary War Still Alive
BY RODNEY
MA Service Writer

WASHINGTON, May 27.-SIx
feeble old ladies, smiling through
eyes dimmed by age and memories
ink modern America with the war
for independence. They are daugh-
ters Of Revolutionary arl>J SOL
diers, who fought for the tag In
the stirring days OF l776.
Memorial Day means much TO
them.
Their fathers were at Bunker
Hill, at Valley Forge, at Kings
Mountain. One was a drummer
boy, beating q stirring rat-tat-tat
for General Washington's weary
legged and ragged men who strug-
gled Onto victory. Another car
ried water to dying soldiers. Others
bore the hardships Of the march
and OF the camps.
And these six women, sole sur
vivors OF what vas once an impress
Sive group, bear on their thin
shoulders the heritage OF being
daughters Of brave patriots who
helped in changing America from a
promise to reality. II is their des-
tiny to live more than $50 yer
later.
Strangely. yet appropriately. they
represent the north and the south
and the mid-west-all Of the coun-
try that vas settled when WASH
ington became our first president
and American democracy became a
fact.
Others may be living. but the
headquarters Of the Daughters OF
the American Revolution here
knows only these Real Daughters
OF the d. A. r.:
Mrs. Mary Pool Newsom and
Miss Sarah Pool. sisters, Of r. r. D.
?, Gibson, Ga
Mrs. Caroline Phoebe Randall OF
Charleston, N. II.
Mrs. Maria Storts Allen OF New
Lexington. o.
Mrs. Angeline Loring Avery OF
Willimatic, Conn.
Mrs. Annie Knight Gregory OF
Selinsgrove, Pa.
The Real Daughters receive
d. "A. r. pensions and a committee
is especially designated to watch
over them. The last d. A. r. con-
gress listened with emotion to a re-
port that three had died during the
previous year.
The last Real Daughters" to be
discovered were the two sisters.
Mrs. Newsom and Miss Pool. Of
ficials Of the Nancy Hart d. A. r.
chapter at Milledgeville. Ga. heard
about them and visited their little
farm house near Gibson. The aged
sisters are known as Aunt" Sarah
and Aunt" Mary, the former 80
years old. and the latter 81.
Aunt Mary was asked If she
liked music.
Yes. I like fiddle music" re-
Sponded the gentle old soul. But
I'll tell you something I don't like.
It's them short dresses you're a.
wearing"
The considerable ID. A. r. women
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Valley
Pharr
PROGRESS CLUB
ENTERTAINED

ENTERTAINED
Mrs. o. II. Archer was hostess
10 the members of the Progress club
II her home on Monday afternoon.
The members arrived al one o'clock
and we're seated at attractive ia
,les arranged on the lovely lawn
where a delicious covered dish
luncheon was served.
After a short business session the
meeting was turned over TO the
program committee composed OF
Mesdames A. j. Reed and q. L.
-allas. AS this was a tacky party
zach lady was dressed 10 rep
iesent some ridiculous character.
There was much merriment during
The afternoon spent in playing en-
toyable games and interest con-
tests.
The president appointed a COM
mittee 10 plan a picnic for the
. members and their families, to be
held at some future date during
the summer months. The guests
for the afternoon were Mesdames
Belle Wiley and Mckinney and
little son Raymond. There were
about IS club members present at
this meeting.
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JUNIOR DUNEONT
CONpLHTENTFD

MS. IdTT SaIIsDUFN E~NLTTLdIneC
with a party honoring her little
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GIVEN AT MEETING

The Methodist Missionary Soci-
ETY. met at the home Of Mrs. Verna
Hanson on Tuesday afternoon,
with Mesdames Ed -Aaule. Mo
Davidson. and Hanson as joint
hoStesses. The rooms where the
guests were entertained were very
attractive with baskets OF lovely
pink roses. flocks and bougainvillea.
Mrs. Ed Maule was in charge OF
the program for the afternoon.
Mrs. M%ottesheard gave the devo-
tional. Mesdames Bert Co1te. Ed
KreindenwiSe and Slocum each
gave interesting talks. Mrs. Ed
Maule and Miss Esther Malmstadt
sang a lovely duet.
AT the conclusion OF the program
delicious refreshments OF ice cream
and cake vas served to the guests
The special guests for the after
noon we're Mrs. Ford and Miss
Esther Malmstadt.
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banon. Conn. and now lives In
Willimatic.
TO Mrs. Annie Knight Gregory
belongs the honor Of being the only
Real Daughter 70 attend the re-
cent ID. "A. r.. congress IN Washing
ton. She Is the daughter OF Rich
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ard Knight who served as . drums
mer boy and n private with PENN
sylvania troops throughout tho
war. she was born nc Liverpool.
Pa. but moved 10 her present home
at Selinsgrove late In life.
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hastily tried to lower the hens Of
their skirts, and Aunt" Mary
laughted.
They amt nothing to pull
down" she said.
The lives of the two venerable
sisters are full. II simple. They get
up at 4 o'clock every morning and
cat breakfast before daylight. They
work In their garden and 90 TO
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BIRTHDAY PARTY
HONORS DAUGHTER

MIS- =. 5. Devine entertained
with a party on Saturday afternoon
at her home. honorir- her little
daughter Patricia's third birthday.
The little guests were entertained
on the lovely lawn. where many
~-<nteresting games and contests
were enjoyed.
Favors Of balloons and jumping
jacks were given to each child.
Delicious refreshments OF ice cream.
cake and minis were served 10 the
following children: Jean and Doris
Britton. Leland and Jane McCul-
Tough. Maxine McLendon. Bobby
Scott. Virginia Mountz. Lydia Grow.
Caroline Hughes and Helen Fran
ces City.
JUNIOR DUMONT
CONPLINfENTED
Mrs. Carl Salisbury entertained
with a party honoring her little
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
WOMAN bishop
BUILDS RADIO

zAREPATH, N. j., Feb. 27.
Bishop Alma White, the only
woman bishop in the world and
stalwart founder of the Pillar of
Fire movement, has added another
feat to her list of achievements.
Beginning in 1902 with little
more than zeal and great faith as
her equipment, she has established
a religious sect in this country
and in England. She has founded
a center for the faith at Zarepath.
She has instituted a series of
schools and colleges and now, "to
offset the pernicious doctrines of
evolution and modernism that
have led many ministers in ortho-
dox churches even to deny the di-
vinity of Jesus Christ" she is
building q radio station.
Bishop White is for the old-time
religion. She yearns to give to the
American people "a spiritual up
lifting-the kind of uplifting they
would have received in the camp
meetings that were common so or
100 years ago."
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Army Orders

Brig, Gen. Meriwether L.
Walker to Boston, Mass.
Major Richard H. Eanes, Med1-
cal Corps, to Boston, Mass.
Major Claude v. Gautier, Medi-
cal Corps, to Fort Benning, Ga.
Major william J. Carroll. Medt-
cal Corps, to the Philippine
department.
Major Stewart w. Stanley,
Signal Corps, to Brooklyn, N. Y.
Lieut.. Col. Clyde L. Eastman,
Signal Corps, to Washington,
D. C.
Major Max w. Sullivan to Fort
Sam Houston, Tex.
First Lieut.. William j. McKier-
nan, jr., Air Corps, to Newark,
N. j.
Capt. Frank F. Fulton, Field
Artillery, to Brooklyn, N. Y.
Capt. Valentine P. Foster, Coast
Artillery Corps to the Hawaiian
Department.
Capt. Harrington w. Cochran
to Fort Monroe, Va.
First Lieut.. Ernest B. Thomp-
son to Fort Monroe, Va.
Capt. James R. Townsend to
Hawaiian Department.
First Lieut.. Lathrop r. Bullene
to Hawaii.
Capt. Herman Feldman, Quar-.
.termaster Corps, to Hawaii.
Capt. Letcher o. Grice, Quar-
termaster Corps, to Hawaii.
Capt. Gennad A. GreaveS, Field
Artillery, to the Quartermaster
Corps.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
FALLS CHURCH
PLANS WATER
SYSTEM
Special Committee Tonight
Will Take Up Project Voted
BY 359 Property Owners

FALLS CHURCH, Va. Feb. ~.
The special water committee Of
Falls Church will meet tonight to
plan the installation Of munich
pal water system.
The meeting was called by
Chairman Charles e. Gage follow
ing the vote yesterday in which
359 freehold property holders
voted in favor Of the issue while
only 10 opposed it.
It is believed that the committee
will recommend purchase Of the
water mains already installed by
the Arlington water department
in the Arlington section Of Falls
Church. New mains will be laid
as soon as possible In the Fairfax
section Of the town and a water
pump will also be purchased.
Water supply will be furnished
by the U. S. War Department, and
an arrangement will be effected
with the Arlington county author
tiles whereby the supply may be
brought over the Arlington trunk
mains to the boundary Of the
town,
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
housewives Praise Menus
For Economy Meals

foods made in q manner pleasing
to the palate.
In the list suggested by the bu-
reau as a sort Of budget" in
which it was necessary to confine
the weekly purchase of food, there
is provision for the minimum
amount of food needed for the
normal growth of children and
the average health maintenance
of adults.
The lists provides for from 20
to "a pounds of cereal per week,
from 18 to 81 quarts of milk, one
peck of potatoes, three large cans
of tomatoes, from IL to 18 pounds
of fruits and vegetables, from six
to eight pounds of meat, one
dozen eggs and from three to four
pounds of oleo.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27

Letters Of commendation from
housewives Of all parts of Wash
ington received by The Washing
ton Times in the last few days
have put a definite stamp of
practical approval on the cheap
daily menus published in this
paper since last Saturday.
The last Of the series Of these
menus appears in today's paper
and offers the final opportunity
to Washington women to become
acquainted with a daily menu
that costs not more than q
cents a person.
MenueS Are Praised
Lauding the efforts of The
Times in printing this aid to
women who have been hit by
economic pressure, one letter re-
ceived here says:
81 have experimental with
several Of the menus that your
paper printed and have found
them to be not only inexpensive
but also very tasty. The food
suggested is very healthful for
the entire family and 1 shall
continue to use them even after
my husband gets on his feet
again."
The menus, which cost $7.17 a
week for a family of four adults
and $3.50 for family Of two
adults and three children, ranging
in ages between and IA years,
have been compiled as the re.
suit of research by members Of
the domestic science classes of
Eastern High School under the
supervision of Miss Esther H
Jonas and Mrs. Catherine Ander.
son, teachers. They were based
on a market list supplied by the
Home Economics Bureau of the
United States Department Of Agri.
culture.
Vitamin Content Noted
The market list contains food
high in mineral, calcium and
vitamin content, and the menus
have been evolved 80 include these
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Universe Is Blo1Oing Up,
Scientists Discover

NEW YORK, Feb. 27.-New de-
tails about the discovery of the
nebula or universe of stars run
ming away from us, as announced
already, are now available.
These are contained in the first
authentic statement concerning
the discovery made directly by DR..
Walter S. Adams, director of the
Mt. Wilson Observatory, PaSa-
dena, where the discovery was
made by the staff astronomers.
Faintest Nebulae Yet
In a telegram from Pasadena,
DR.. Adams states as follows:
"The faintest nebula yet OBJ
served with the SpectrOscOpe at
Mt. Wilson is in the faint cIus-
ter Of nebulae discovered by
Christie of Mt. Wilson ObServa-
tory, in the constellation of
Leo.
Magnitude degree of faint
neSS) not far from IL (very
faint. HumaSon has observed
the spectrum and finds a red
shift amounting to 1000 miles
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Navy Orders

Capt. Wilhelm L. Friedell to
command Submarine Division IL.
Commander Victor D. Herbstel
to U. S. S. Lexington.
Lieut.. Comdr. Paul M. Bates to
Hampton Roads, Va.
Lieut.. Comdr. Jerome A. Lee to
Naval Ammun. Depot, KuahUa,
T. H.
Lieut.. John L. Albice to Naval
gun factory, Wash, D. C.
Lieut.. Dean Blanchard to Naval
War College, Newport, r. I.
Lieut.. LySle L. Ellis to Naval
Air Station, Hampton Roads.
Lieut.. John A. Mcdonnell to
Naval Hospital, Philadelphia, Pa.
Lieut.. Herbert A. Tellman to
Seventh Naval District, Key West.
Lieut.. G.gO Ralph j. Arnold
to Naval Air Station, Pensacola.
Lieut.. Cj.gO Charles j. Stuart
to Naval Academy.
Lieut.. G.g0 Ray A. Mitchell to
U. s. S. Litchfield.
Lieut.. G.g) BoSquet N. Wev
to U. S. S. New Mexico.
Medical Corps
Lieut.. Comdr. George A. Alden
(M. c. to Naval Medical School,
Washington, D. C.
Lieut.. Comdr. Albert Knox
ID. c. to U. S. Marines, Haiti.
Lieut.. Frank A. Richison Cd. c.
to Asiatic Station.
Lieut.. Sidney P. Vail ID. c. to
Naval Hospital, Puget Sound.
Supply Corps
Lieut.. James e. Hunt to Navy
Yard, Boston.
Lieut.. Robert H. Mattox to
Bu. S. and A.
Lieut.. Dillon F. Zimmerman to
ASiatic Station.
Construction Corps
Capt. Henry T. Wright to New
port News.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
SILVER SPRING
MART SPIKED

SILVER SPRING, Md, Feb. 81.
The movement headed by Miss
Blanche Corwin, home demon
stration agent, to establish a
women's market at Silver Spring,
will not have the approval of
the county authorities, it was
learned today.
County officials said the propo
sition might have their approval
If the women Of Montgomery
county had anything to sell. They
said agricultural conditions in
the county leave no surplus crops
to sell.
1t was said no objections will
be offered to the project if it is
launched in September when
crops will be harvested and
farmers really know what surplus
food they will have for sale.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Photo by International
MISS FISHWICK

a second, interpreted as r&dial
drumming away in the line Of
sight velocity.
"Hubble estimates the dis
tance (frOm uS) from photo
graphs at One-hundred-twenty-
million light-years, Zone light
year is six triIIiOn miles,. This
result is in good agreement
with the diStance-velOcity re.
IatiOn established here.
(Signed)
WALTER S. ADAMS"
Universe Blowing Up
It means that the newly seen
nebula appears to be running
away in straight line of sight
from our earth at a speed Of
about 1000 miles per second.
It is so far that light, travelling
over 10000 miles per second,
takes 12O,0O0,00O years to reach
us after leaving the nebula.
The great interest Of the dis"
covery lies in its strengthening
the new conception of the whole
universe as unstable and expand
ing or exploding.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Loan Discrimination
In VGLLey Denied

RICHMOND, Va, Feb. 81.
George L. Hoffman, chief of the
Washington seed loan office, has
denied there has been discrimina-
ton against Shenandoah Valley
farmers in approving applications
for drought relief loans.
The charge of discrimination
was made by Jean Wysor, agricul-
ture agent for Montgomery
county. He contended farmers in
the dairy and livestock districts
had met difficulty in obtaining
loans because the crops they
raised would be used for feed in
stead Of being sold.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
SHORTERR ROUTE
To MARKETS
SOUGHT
Lanham-Severn Highway in
Prospect; 16-MiIe Stretch
Would Aid Three Towns

ANNAPOLIS, Md, Feb. 27.
Prospects Of the long-sought Ian
ham-Severn Road, providing a
shorter route from Southern
Maryland to Baltimore. were
frightened yesterday, when the
Prince Georges county delega-
ton to the State. legislature sub
mitted a bill providing a State
bond issue for $750,000 for its
construction.
Towns Bettered
The proposed road, a 16-mile
highway, would make Bowie,
Glenn Dale and Seabrook more
accessible to State highways.
Under existing conditions, it Is
necessary to leave the paved high
ways and travel over rough county
roads to reach any Of these
towns.
A second bill sponsored by the
Prince Georges delegation would
provide an additional judge for
the Seventh judicial circuit. It
was pointed out that, although
circuit court work in the district
has been more than satisfactory,
it has increased beyond the
strength of one man.
New Charter Sought
A new charter would be grant
ed the town of Colmar Manor,
under the terms of a bill pre-
Sented by William Keys, Of Prince
Georges county. The petition
stated that flaws in the present
charter make it impossible for
the town to float bond issues.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Fire Company Notes
75ISt Anniversary

LEBANON, Feb. 27.-Former
Assemblyman Ralph H. Behney,
the Rev. William e. Swoope,
State Chaplain of the American
Legion, and Mayor William l..
Brunner were the principal
speakers tonight at the ami
versary banquet of the Union
Fire Company.
The company was organized
ISL years ago and has been in
continuous service in the Le-
banon Volunteer Fire Depart
ment.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Glee Clubs Compete
TOniqht for Trip

Glee clubs Of George Washing
ton and Catholic Universities will
compete tonight in the second
annual Middle Atlantic contest for
the right to represent this section
in the national contest at New
York, March IA.
The program will be at the
Shoreham Hotel at $3.50 p. m.
Clyde B. AitcheSon, director of the
Interstate Commerce Commission
Glee Club; Kurt Hetzel, pianist,
and Charlotte Klein, organist, will
be Judges.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
GEORGES CLUB TO MEET

HYATTSVILLE, Md. Feb. 27.
The executive committee of the
Prince Georges County Fedora
tion Of Women's Clubs will meet
in the M emorial Methodist
Church this afternoon. Mrs. Ru-
dolph S. Allen, president, will
preside.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Samuel Hill Dies
After Operation

PORTLAND, Oreg., Feb. 27
G.N.S0.-Samuel Hill, IA, noted
Northwest good roads builder
and wealthy philanthropiSt, died
here yesterday following an opera
ton.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Plant Recalls 42O,
Business Picking Up

ROGERS CITY, Mich, Feb. q
QNSO.-The Michigan Lime
and Chemical Company here to-
day had recalled 420 workers.
The concern expects to add 500
more to it's payroll sometime next
month,
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
Some Cheap Menus
For Saturday
N.17 Menu for Family
of Four Persons

%''A" menu TOR FQn1IIy
of Four Persons
BREAKFAST -Hominy
gritS with milk, toast and
coffee.
LUNCH-Tomato rarebit,
potato salad. stewed prunes,
gingerbread, tea.
DINNER-B aked beans,
cold Slaw. mashed potatoes,
Boston brown bread, deep
dish apple cake, tea.
$3.50 Menu for Family
of FiUe Persons
b BR EAKFAS T-Broiled
bacon, fried mush and mo-
laSSes (mush and milk for
two youngest children), cof-
fee.
LUNCH-Bean soup with
croutonS, kale seasoned with
bacon fat, cinnamon toast,
tea for adults and milk for
children.
OHM E RI a m b stew,
Drowned potatoes, kale,
sliced oranges, bread and
butter, coffee for adults and
milk for two youngest chill
dren.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
MISSING GIRL HELD

STAUNTON, Va, Feb. 27-Po-
lice Officer J. E. L. Long last
night arrested Billie Myers, an 18-
year-old girl, missing from her
home in Philadelphia. She is be-
ing held for her parents.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27
DR.. BRYANT TO SPEAK

DR.. Harold c. Bryant, Of the Ma
tional Park Service, will speak to-
day at 8 p. m. at Mckinley High
School.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27

HOUSE FOR RENT-FlOFida Ave.
N. E.; brick. four rooms. hath. gas,
pOrches. WOOdshed: $50 month.
The Washington times., 1931-02-27

These are "SideGi0Ats'' on some Of many
Interesting advertisements Y0U GOiV find IN
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-12
HE AGREED

HE AGREED
Mrs. Wellalong las her husband ar
f1ves home) Well, the children at
last persuaded me to get my hair
bobbed. I don't think 1 look SO much
like an old lady now.
Husband-No. Now you look like
an old gentleman.-Detroit News.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-12
NOW YOU TELL ONE

preferred by celebrities" says a
typewriter ad. Careful examination.
however, reveals that the cap II" is
built no stronger than The II on
other machines.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-12
GRANDPA WAYBACK SAYS

A long ton is the one than you
shovel off the sidewalk after a snow
storm.
Nobody an make a silk purse from
a sow's ear but any woman can make
a crouch with spinach.
Practically every man can look back
and reflect how some old flame
helped him burn his money.
A oIna with horse sense never
becomes a nag.-The Pathfinder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-12
AND WEEP

Yes, l want you. to try and go to
a night club tonight. John,' Mrs.
Biddy said. II want you to get some
of your cronies and try and get good
and drunk. I want you to try and get
a couple of blondes and make whoopee
with them. l want you to try and
see how much money you can spend
on them. I want you to try and see
how late you can come home.
That's all. / want to see you just try
~it'-Judge.
If he merely cooks a slice of meat,
he's a cook. If he adds so much spice
you can't tell what it is, he's a chef.
After all, the best intelligence test
is the temptation to press the horn
button to s%traighten out the traffic
jam.