The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-17
Good evening.
 o-O-O VACATION DAYS
"A SMILES THE THING"

line,
 And the waves rock one to sleep, As the sails slip through the distance, Or freighter comes to creep. There's no thought except for
 comfort,
 As we Hull about the beach, And the books that mark the office, Are beyond our widest reach. There's a lake with grove of pine
 trees,
 Balsam needles slowly fall. And the yoddfe of the farmer, Is the only rustic call, There's hole where bass are biting, And you know you'll do your
 best, When you play them in the morning, Just another day of rest.
 o-O-o Babson says the depression has hit bottom. Black bottom for lot of us.
 We're not really interested in it hitting bottom. What we'd like to have it do is hit the top.
 Suggested summer resorts: For bartenders: Bar Harbor.
 o-O-o Colds attack the weakest spots first. That's why so many of us are afflicted occasionally with colds in the head.
 o-O-o This is the time of the year when dad stops in a hardware store to buy some shot so he can clean the root beer bottles.
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 DING, DING. Mechanics, mechanics. An dear I hear them sigh, When dressing for the auto ball, COtter pins go in each tie.
 o-O-o Silence being golden, it merely proves that talk is cheap.
 o-O-o ....... Keeping the wolf from the door is probably generated by the fact he appears in collec- tors clothing. An author in his latest book calls the Spanish-American war a musi- cal comedy affair. Well, figuring it was fought in the theater of war, perhaps he's right.
 o-O-o The honeymoon is over when she wonders if some day she'll have a larger diamond.
 o-O-o The moon is riding high. But Mary's heart is woe, For what good is a moon, If you haven't got a beau? How can you single out a mar ried man from a group of males?
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 The trouble with a breakfast nook is due to the fact that there's not enough nook to en- joy a breakfast. And now for 8 little song. I'm Alone Because I Snubbed You"
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 We've had so much rain this spring that the vets probably consider Old Mother Nature won over to their cause.
 o-O-o The trouble with an inch plant is due to the fact that it soon grows into feet.
 When a man becomes drunk with success he generally stag gers to failure.
 o-O-o They say coffee contains a drug Perhaps that's why drug stores have started selling the stuff.
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 DING, DING. The farmer goes to the city. The city man to the farm, This Is always the case of life, It's Opposites that charm.
 o-O-o FIRST MAN-"You say they've started light housekeeping" SECOND MAN-"It must be LIGHT, they came over last night to borrow a bulb"
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 Roses for remembrance: suppose they have reference to the thorns that you can't for get.
 And don't forget the annual June furniture battle, the mere matter of deciding whether the porch chairs are to be painted green or orange.
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 A sun parlor may be all right, but there's nothing like m old fashioned front veranda on a hot. muggy night.
 o-O--o Two often wondered why the neighbors insist on playing their radio loud enough to be heard a
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 TEE. HEB. she was only a bakers daughter, But hoy, she liked her fun. And being e bakcr's daugisctr, She often went on Q bun.
 0--O-O This concludes our regular mid. week program. it was broadcast by DBD and came Co you through tho courtesy Of the Waterbury Evening Democrat. pioneer in thii type Of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time Co be back on the air again tomorrow evening at the usual hour.
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