The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-12

l could ever WflIe. She was perfect. regal queen; I As dazzling as the night. She had such lovely, soulful eyes, Such pretty nut-brown hair; And rows of pearly teeth; An, me. But she was wondrous fair. loved her more than words could Or pen could ever write, But when she wore a bathing suit An. there my love took flight. -Lanky Lou. o-O-o The man who moves in circle of i friends would probably be better off | if they were on the square instead. o-O-o Many an office secretary smocks her way to success. .o-O-o r.. Many q man who. climbs the heights gets bad break and slides to the depths.
 They've taken blinds from houses and substituted awnings and some of the colors are loud enough to blind you. o-O-o Some men are funny looking enough without wearing knickers.
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 DING, DING. Quartet singing at midnight, On the curb, and mighty flat, Along comes the motor patrol, And that dear friends is that.
 o-O-o Speaking of hard luck, how would you like to be salesman with the desert as your territory and nothing to sell but Keep Ulf the Grass signs?
 A skinny girl is often the bone of contention between rival lovers. o--O-o . It's not the ups and downs of life 'IhnI opSii uuhSSi Io-uaS, Uul luS cross walks.
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 When an electric ice box goes bankrupt the assets are frozen.
 O-O-O Once upon q time the race was to the swift and the strong. Now it's to the car with the greatest mum. Der of cylinders. C-O-o The family boasting q daugh- ter who sings in the choir and q son who plays the saXophone, can be said to be musically de- clined.
 Any gal is proud of curves, pro- viding they're not in her spine. o-O-o . "Go without Il hat and you'll |: never need any hair tonic," is the advice of a prominent physician He might add, "Go without shoes and you'll never need corn plasters.' They plan to cut down the size of the army. Might take unused lots at government forts and turn them into golf courses for field clerks, eh buddy?
 o-O-O Now they're calling oil stock sales men, oilanciers, oh oh.
 o-O-O Who can remember the good olG days when the butcher would throw in the soup bunch If you bought ten cent bone?
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 TEE, HEB. He broke his nose
 In football, did BOwlcs, But 1t got him in movies,
 Via gangstcr roles.
 o-.O-O Venus had charms to make up for her lack of arms.
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 Funny, but a girl never likes to show her graduation picture to the boy friend. Now they say the dogs of war are responsible for the world wide de- pression. Perhaps they figure they have a license to do so.
 ONE WAY OF LOOKING
 AT IT
 Life costs money
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 There's always some kind
 Of Q cover charge.
 o-O-o There is always the slim chance of fat woman getting that way. The volunteer fire depart ment has hot time for nothing.
 O-O-o Once upon time a soda jerk gave you chocolate milk that wasn't half foam. All fairy stores begin with once upon time.
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 Doc Bickoffher says marriage is a challenge to the human race. always thought the hu- man race was challenge to It is reported that capes will be back this fall. First thing you know the women will be carrying their pocketbooks in their stockings, as they did some years ago.
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 Remember this. we only grow old as fast as we keep young.
 o-O-o A gentleman always keeps his finger nails clean so an automobile mechanic can never be a gentleman.
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 People who are real leaders in the social swim make sorry performance in the swim ming pool.
 Remember this, we're living in machine age, and as the unsuccess- full primary candidate said, "You can't beat the machine"