The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-15
L. I. P. Bowling League Gossip
A little knock-A little boost First it's me-Then it's you
 No harm done-It's all in fun.
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 By I,otta Strilxesanspares)
 All right gang let's start the evening with three rousing cheers
 for Sun Parlor Dan Stokes who is
 the proud father of a bouncing joy
 bringing nine pound boy. No won-
 der Dan is hitting 'em to all cor ners of the alleys for an average
 of 1O4. Looks as though Al Kasidas and Dan, will have more to talk about than the weather now, incl dentally Ais average is also 100
 plus. Joe Grables take notice.
 Another young fellow who is
 getting up in the IL. I. F. bowling
 world is Doctor Selens. You see,
 Doc moved last week and juggling the heaviest pieces of furniture put
 him in such good physical condf.
 ton that his evenings scores Of
 1fS-1O9-11O total 337, average to
 date 1885 makes us wonder if Doc
 missed his vocation.
 Will wonders never cease, you
 have heard that saying "The last will be the first" We'll it took Al
 Judge Bronsky to put that into practice as we'll as in theory. The committee in an effort to strength
 en a weak team shifted Al from the cellar team to number 1 position
 on Vaitukaitis league leading quintet. Such is fame or what have you.
 A strange coincidence was that of Jonuk Lesunaitis' team winning the first game by two pins and then losing the second game by the same number e pins).. Stranger yet is the makeup of Jonuk's quintet, his lead off man is Lieutenant Matt Balanda and what a bowler Is Matty, then Coal Baron Shukaitis, our druggist and republican nOm- inee for alderman, Bill Kenausis, John Danisayage, soda dispenser and the man who makes connec- tions on both the alleys and for
 Daley, as plumber, Captain Jonuk -Lesunaitis.
 And My Oh My can you beat it; Doctor Staneslow is also handing out cigars. Well I'll be darned, shouts Sheriff Jenusaitis as Doc tells the gang it's another boy. Who said there was a depression, asked
 Ed Happy Lasky.
 They did it, Fritz DulsIzis and co- pin busters, A. Radvila, Drevins- kas, Hank Kenausis and Anthony Dulskis smashed those pins into a
 million toothpicks and took 2 games from the league leading Vaftukaftis bunch thereby making 1t 8 triple tie between Vaitukaitis, E. Yana- yich and Father Kazlauskas. The insertion of Mike Stokes Ono relation to John Butch Stokes) a new conner into D. Yanavich's hne- up, worked like a tonic from the
 way the boys took Pat Verbickas
 over the jumps for 3 games. Captain Ed Bobbin and Captain Jenusaitis with two supposedly good teams lon paper" fioundered about the alleys in a "chase me I'm
 a wild prairie flower" spirit and
 managed to win one game apiece.
 When men like Doc Staneslow,
 Banker Ed Kazemekas, Al Francis
 and Sheriff Jenusaftis along with | Wonder Bread Joe Yanayich roll a total of 1415 it's time for Oswald to
 bring out the smelling salts. Ed Bobbin's gang composed of Ed, John Butch Stokes, Bill Bra J dumas, the hop merchants, Hop Sheron and Engineer Stiklius fared
 a little better and hit 1467 but the
 boys are capable of doing more
 damage to the naples than this score indicates. Step on them Cap- tain Bobbin especially that Butch feller.
 And how come Charles Dubaus- kas only rolled PIT. You must have been getting few pointers from Matty Balanda, eh Charlie?