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The Washington times., 1931-12-16

center has a jacket Of solid
color. But the shade in this
case, harmonizes with the print.
AS a matter of fact, it matches
the background color. Though
you'd scarcely know it, for so
little shows. with such a close
all-over design. And by the
way, you'll never see this print
in any other model! For the
manufacturer who makes the
The Washington times., 1931-12-16
This and That

Diamonds, emeralds, rubies
and other precious stones will
be replaced in the future by
synthetic jewels more beauti-
full than the natural gems, &C
cording to Prof. Wilhelm Eitel,
head of the Kaiser Wilhelm
Institute Of Silcate Research
in Berlin.
The Washington times., 1931-12-16
Household Hints

When cooking meat, lower
the temperature of the oven
slightly after the first quarter
of an hour. This can be done
BY placing a bowl OF cold water
inside,
The Washington times., 1931-12-16

Alice and Evelyn assembled
all the most novel and yet
inexpensive gift items they
could find in their KEY TO
CHRISTMAS" circular. Won't
you have a copy? Just send
a 2-cent stamp for postage,
with a request addressed to
Alice and Evelyn, care of The
Washington Times. Also, if
you want to know the names
of shops where you can find
the above items, write or call
Alice and Evelyn, care of the
Fashion Department, The
Washington Times.
The Washington times., 1931-12-16
Last Word
In Style

WAIT TILL DARK to put on
the seasons incest frock. These
are the smart semiformal mod
els. A new after-dark gown is
made of antique gold lame with
a rose flower design and has
small circular capelets EDGED
with kolinsky, at the shoulders.
Scanned detail gives skirt full
The Washington times., 1931-12-16
Interesting Bridge Problem

, the hand should not have been
played at clubs. o..
a 9-7-6
= 5-4-3
= A-K-J-10
= 4-3-2
M1O-S,5-3 -7 40
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80 Ia aI
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The Washington times., 1931-12-16

Old beliefsf steal anything Christmas Eve and
caught-yOu steal safely for the whole year
in love the of the leaning ladder the
elvenng GLIMPSE lit by the ang glow of
black hi. He Indifferent sping
of sa-and with his meal of fngng pinch
reckessy his shoulder The adymoon is just magcy
lovely much silver hushed before
his footsteps when he her first slim his left
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
In the Churches

Temple,"-Miss Katherine Worley.
AT the evening hour. 8 p. m. we
shall have an illustrated Bible lee
ture. using our new film protector,
with scenes and songs on the
screen. and a solo by Miss Roberta
Lee Fitch.
The Epworth League will meet
In devotional service at Z p. m,
Miss Virgie Russell, the newly in
stalled president in charge.
Midweek prayer service We'd
nesday at 8 p. m.
The Woman's Missionary Society
will meet in their circles Monday
at $3.50 p. m.
Circle No. / with Mrs. w. r.
Jones.
Circle No. 2 with Mrs. @. A. Stell.
Circle No. 3 with Mrs. G. N. Hill.
Young Matrons' Circle with Mrs.
<. G. Graham.
Members and visitors are cordial
ly invited TO all services.
Sterling Fisher, d. D. Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
SACRED HEART CHURCH
Sixth and Elizabeth

Sixth and Elizabeth
Rev. j. <. Williamson. Pastor.
A cordial invitation Is extended
TO all.
2 a. m.-Holy Communion, Low
Mass, short instruction.
8 a. m.-Christian Doctrine for
the young folks.
10 a. m.-High Mass. short SER
mon.
1880 d. m.-Evening services:
Rosary and Benediction.
Society Communion days: First
Sunday Of month. Children OF Mary:
second Sunday, Holy Name Society:
third Sunday. Altar Society; fourth
Sunday, Christ Cadets.
Special First Friday services: z
a. m. Communion Mass; 7:30 p.
m. Holy Hour.
You will find a hearty welcome
at Sacred Heart Church and Rec
tory.
Rev. Paul A Lewis.
o. NJ. J., Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH


9TH and Levee SITS.
II. j. Howard. pastor; Sherwood
Bishop. Bible school su%perintend-
ent.
Morning Worship
STANDARDIZATION Kimball.
Gloria Patri.
Invocation.
Responsive scripture reading.
Pastoral prayer.
Offertory-Sunrise, Sawyer.
Communion hymn and COM
munion service.
Solo-He Went Forth Rejoicing,
Sovereign; Mrs. II. j. Howard.
Sermon Jesus Healing the
Blind.
Invitation hymn.
Benediction.
Postlude-Up with the Larks-
Spencer.
Christian Endeavor meetings. z
p. M. Junior. Senior. intermediate.
Children's Day program. 8 D.. NJ.
A beautiful service Of worship for
Children's Day. by Hazel Harker
and Grace McGavran. A large
number Of the Bible School chill
dren will participate in this pro-
gram. which will be held on the
roof auditorium.
G. T.. Program
Topic-How Decide What is Right
and What is Wrong2
Leader--Marie Carroll.
Song-He Keeps Me Singing Q6)
Scripture-John TIT
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
SOME REASONS WHY WE
STUDY

]. Because our fraternity
makes us (usually).
2. Because we can think OF
no better way to spend the time
occasionally.
3. Because studying at the
library gives a chance to rate
some hot dates. Always
4. Because we have to make
our grades to play football
(This hurts.)
5. Because we want to? (Oh,
yes.)
6. Because that is what we
came to college for. (Rare, oh
so rare.)
-Ar-ons KstyKss.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
ERIA MAY
BACK RACING
Propose 10 Lease Land For
Track and Construct
Sports Field
CBv staff Correspondent

LA FERIA, June 20.-It Is hoped
10 lease 40 acres near the city
limits and convert the tract into a
sports field TO include probably the
fastest five-eights mile race track
south OF San Antonio and Hcus-
ton. according to w. ID. Farmer.
manager OF the chamber or COM
merce.
He said that a number OF sports
enthusiasts were becoming Interests
ed In the proposition and negotia-
tons are under way for a lease ON
q 400-acre tract on the Santa Rosa
road four blocks from the railroad.
IL iS proposed 70 plant an athel
hedge around the field. construct
n well banked track and place On
baseball diamond in the middle
with grandstard and bieacheTs. It
Is possible that a football gridlron
also would be provided.
There are quite a few racing en-
thuSiasts I'm In Feria who are taken
with the idea OF having N track
here.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

Have you ever ridden in a
steeplechase?'
Eyes. I'm so good they al
ways let me drag the steeple-'
IS. c. WsrPIJ.
Petting is contemplate, but a
fraternity pin over the heart OF
a coed elevates It TO love
which is divine!
Met a girl last night who
didn't kiss or neck or anything
she was nobody's fuel.
-Col5ote Bsrscy.
Landlady: Do you like that
crazy quilt?
Boarder: No, nor the blame
mattress, neither.
-R6nrre Rcd Get.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

tight bodices. fun sleeves and full
skirts. Others have quite simple
waists, with tai, stiff ruffs OF lace
that stand up and quite hide their
faces. IN one part Of the country
the brides wear white hair-ribbons,
after the ceremony shedding hair
ribbons for good to indicate their
new status.
Rings Maze Locally
There always Is a wedding ring.
though seldom an engagement
ring. The wedding ring may be
inherited or may be made BY the
village goldsmith or silversmith.
They usually are simple the plain.
old-fashioned wide bands Of quite
heavy material being used, for they
are a practical people and thin
rings wear out.
The marriage ceremony takes
place In the church. Everybody
sings but the bride. She must stand
and cry or she won't be married
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
Czech and Double Czech
OLD CUSTOMS AND COSTUMES STILL HOLD SWAY
AMONG PEASANT WEDDINGS OF EUROPE

PRAGUE, zecho-Slovakia-June
weddings here are much the same
in their appointments and arrange
ments as June weddings anywhere
in America. But in the outlying
districts, the marriage ceremonies
still are performed down through
generations Of peasants. with set
rules and regulations that must be
respected.
The peasant bride. OF course. Is
important. But the bridegroom vies
with her in the colorfulness OF his
costume. In n section, 1t Is the
bridegroom and not the bride who
has the wedding bouquet. He wears
1t in his hatl
"A week before one OF these vii
lage weddings. the bridegroom
comes and formally asks the brides
parents for her hand. They pre-
tend to be quite unwilling. He talks
them into II, finally. whereupon
they ask him point-blank just how
many horses, COWS and sheep he
has. He. in turn. asks what size
purse she will bring him. For the
bride is in duty bound TO furnish
the featherbeds and a sum OF
money.
she's Serenaded
This arranged, the bricegroom's
parents then invite the bride and
her parents to a farewell party at
their home. At this the bride is
formally given away by her father.
This Is a signal for the friends Of
the bridegroom TO gather outside
and when he joins them. they break
into song, serenading the bride. IL
Is a sort Of chivaree. only 1t takes
place before the wedding.
On the day OF the wedding, II is
An unlucky bride indeed who lets
her husband spot her before she
sees him. Ii means that she will be
a slave TO him after marriage. To
make sure that she will glimpse him
first. an elaborate scheme has been
worked out Of hiding her within
the house and making her peek out
the window.
Just before the wedding cere-
mony, the girls friends adjust her
head dress. which often Is made o.
artificial flowers. each flower made
by "A friend and the entire head
dress made up by them all work
ing together, a sort of 'head-dres1
bee"
Costumes Handed Down
The groom's wedding bouquet
usually is made by some honored
old woman Of the village who has
the privilege OF making all OF them
that are needed in a given season.
They too are OF artificial flowers,
usually like the native field flowers
that grow in abundance and could
be picked with little effort.
Both the brides wedding gown
and the decorative wedding vest Of
the bridegroom often are inherit
ed. sometimes being handed down
for several generations. Both are
ravishing in their high color. Blues
in bright azure and lighter tones.
scarlet and crimson reds, gold yell
low. bright green all are used for
the hand-work that adorns them.
Materials for the brides gown
differ in various places, being any
thing from home-spun almost en-
tirely covered with handmade lace
and embroidery TO stiff sateens and
even in some phases o~ld-fashioned
stiff crinolines.
Some Of the brides gowns have
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
COLLEGE

Freshman-M atriculated.
-Sophisticated
Junior-Emaciated
Senior-Satiated.
IS. c. Ws-rus.
He (kissing her gently:
Haven't ! met you before some
where?
She kissing her gent No,
it's just the situation that's so
familiar.
-MiekiesE Cargoyk.
-
Suggestions for conversations
speakers who will fill the audi
forum: Adolf Hitler, Mahatma
Gandhi, Benito Mussolini.
-KsnsaS S0Hy OrL.
And last but not least is the
olive tune: OliVe yoa so mach.
-KsHSu S0sy OuL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
DICTIONARY

LuMge necessary picnic
equipment collective noun).
Garner-part of a room.
~Pigeon-the act Of throwing
(vcrb).
Cheer-a thing used for sit
ting.
Odes-feed for horses lori
gin, wild odes).
Yolk-what this is supposed
to be.
Pasta bothersome person.
Betting - favorite indoor
sport at the OH D hovel.
Squad-to Sit down suddenly.
Bed-to wager.
-IliH0r S1rH-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
Song -Gs, I Would Be Like

Song d5l Would Be Like
Jesus.
Lords Prayer IN Unison.
Leaders talk.
Vocal solo-Selected-Mrs. Ross.
Questions for discussion:
BY what standard can we Judge
right and wrong? Jack Mohle).
Are the teachings OF the Ten
Commandments valid .oday2 Melba
Howard
How can Jesus help US decide
what Is right and what Is wrong?
(Custer Driver.
Why do the newspapers make
bad news predominant over good
news? CBernice Hutton)
Can We have q good time and
still be good christians? CTroy Por-
teri
Song-I Would Be True dD
Business
Announcements
Offering
Benediction.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

Sunday:
Masses at $50; 1880; o and 10
o'clock. The last as the childrens'
mass followed by Sunday school.
Evening at 1880. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 1880: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday Of the month,
masses at 6 and z o'clock with even
ing devotionS at 7:30.
on Mondays and Wednesdays at
4 p. m. and Saturdays at 9 a. m,
Christian doctrine class for first
communicates.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening Of Saturday and
the eve Of major feasts.
Rev. Joseph Rose. o. M. 7.
Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH
SUNDAY. June FL

Sunday School at $50. w. w.
Underwood, Superintendent.
Mems Bible Class at Queen Thea
ter. Prof. r. J. Bingham. Teacher.
Glasses for all ages and grades.
Preaching by the pastor at 1880
=. nv Subject. Glorious Words"
MUSIC Ted by the vested choir, Miss
Josephine Pierce. Organist.
Solo, open the Gates Of the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

r!ghtI After the ceremony. the
bride and groom climb into one OF
the wagons which has been decor
ated with flowers. with even the
horses brides al rOsettes and rib
bons. All the young folk of the VII
lage line gp and hold ribbons across
the road This is the custom OF
making the bridegroom pay q ran
som for his bride. After he losses
them money, they al. including the
bride and the bridegroom. repair 70
the village inn bar where they al
drink the couples health and
whore the bridegroom is presented
with a cake baked in the shape Of
a baby. ne, in turn. presents it 10
the bride and amid laughter and
jokes. they climb back into their
cart and drive away 10 his home
or the new little cottage that they
Will have alone.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST

Corner Elizabeth and West Second
Streets
First Church OF Christ. Scientist
Of Brownsville, Texas, a branch OF
the Mother Church. The First
Church of Christ, Scientist, in
Boston. Massachusetts,.
Sunday school at GAS a. N.
Sunday morning services at 1900
Subject: rs the Universe. Includ-
ing Man. Evolved by Atomic Force?"
A Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 800 o'clock.
Reading room IN the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 10 500 p. n.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
MEXICAN METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School $50 a. m. Super
tntendent Rev. B. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 d. m.
Evening Service 7:45 p. m. by the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday 7:4- D. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
+. Ramos, pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
LUTHERAN CHURCH

Services In The Junior High s-hool
auditC -ium at 8 q. m.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Rev. II L. Wiederanders, Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA
9TH ADAMS

On Tuesday and Friday nights,
mission meets.
Saturday night at 1880 meetings
In the market square. proceeding
other services.
Spanish services following session
In market square.
Sunday afternoo.. from two 10
three, services In the Jail.
Sunday at Sis p. m, at the hall.
Capt. K. w. Anderson.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
CHURCH OF CHRIST
Los Fresnos

1000 a. m. Bible Lesson.
ll:00 a. m. Communion.
tbs p. m. Young folks meeting.
Wednesday evening at 1890. Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 1880 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

ing Prelude; r cad. Offertory.
"Idyl" un Canon form)-Bullis;
Postlude. "PostlEde In G"-Read.
Special vocal number will be a
soprano solo by Mrs. Cleve Tandy,
i do not ask. 0 Lord"-Spross.
You are cordially invited to at
tend this service. There will be no
evening service.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Sunday, June II, 1881
s:45 Modern Bible School -
George M. Hillyer, Supt.
10:5S Morning Worship:
Organ Prelude.
D~oxology.
Invocation.
Gloria Patri.
Hymn No. rs.
Silent Worship q minutes).
Hymn No. 401.
Scripture Reading.
Offertory - Anthem: "Hark!
Hark, My Soull" lshelley).
Pastors Message: GODS JUDO
MENTS ON EDOM.
Hymn No. lag.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
TOO 3. Y. p. U.-Departmentized
Training-W. z. Collins, General
Director.
800 Evening Worship:
HYMN No. l56.
Prayer.
H3&pn No. 14o.
Congregational Service CTesti-
monies and Requests for Prayer
Offertory-Solo: The Garden OF
Prayer-Miss Woodrome.
Pastors Message: Gods Cure For
Depression.
Invitation Hymn No. ass.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
] will resume the series OF SER
mons on the prophecies, this a. m.
speaking. as noted. on Gods
Judgments on Edom". The morn
ing services will be broadcast by
remote control over KWWG. All
lazy souls. too lazy to attend the
house OF God, and all sincere and
honest souls who would but can
not attend are cordially invited to
tuns In and hear the services.
Sunday afternoon at 2:30. there
win be a B. Y. r. u. Zone meet
ing at Port Isabel.
Monday at 3 o'clock. the w. M.
.. will hold their regular monthly
social meeting. Mrs. Mike Groom
viii be in charge.
Oscar Lee Smith, Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

Doctor: I'll have to amputate
your left hand and remove your
stomach.
Patient: Well, good-by, paw,
good-by, NAV.
How will some of these Phi
Betes ever learn the alphabet
If all they see is "A" al the
time?
Colby Wise Ass.
Sophie Pillow Sez: Some
girls are so dumb they have to
count on their fingers while
others count on their legs.
-Lehich BErr.
did the audience show any
feeling when you sangs"
Eyes. they began feeling for
their hats"
Gangster (to SOM: You
come right into the house this
minute and don't let me catch
you playing with those good lit
tie boys again.
-Gorn<1 csll<gs 0Lssod
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

sunday, June II, 1871
Rev. +. p. Day. Pastor
Sunday School at Gas a. m. Cleve
Tandy. Supt.
Church service al HOO a m.
Rev. j. A. Reed. Pastor OF Pres
byterian Church at Pharr, Texas.
will deliver the sermon.
Organ number by Mrs. A. 3. Nj
ven will include, Prelude Morn
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
San Rpnifa

Sunday School, GAS a. n.
Preaching ll:00 a. m.
N. Y. p. s. $3.50, p. m.
Preaching 1880 p. m.
Midweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
ALL SAINTS CHURCH
EnfaaanaI

ALL SAINTS CHURCH
Episcopal
49i North Reagan Avenue, San
Benito.
Sexagesima Sunday. Color. vio-
let.
Holy communion. 1880 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 a. m.
Choral mathis. IL a. m.
Sermon, 1880 a. m.
Rev. w. Everett johnson.
Rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
Harlingen Mayor
Also To Be Judge
In SAD CONSEQUENTIAL

HARLINGEN. June 20.-Begin-
ming next week. Mayor Sam Bolts
also will be corporation judge.
The office Of Corporation Judge
has been abolished but r. L. Chau-
doin. who held the position. re-
manned in office this week until
Mayor Bolts became familiar with
its duties.
Abolition OF the office came as
a result OF efforts on part OF the
city 10 remain within its tax in
come. Two firemen. Louis Hide
brandt OF No. 2 station and Thorn
as Crawford. both OF No. 2 station.
recently wer released fcr the
same reason. reducing the number
of paid firemen 10 eight.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
An EASY JOB

HE: Darling. I'm afraid well
have 10 manage differently. I'm
not making expenses.
SHE: Now. don't you worry.
You Just 20 on with your work
and I'll make expenses.-Path-
finder.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
BIG SHOT
y ek Rec0yd.

Knows six girls. each with
a Packard roadster, who 60 for
him in a big way. But he isn't
going to the Cotillion because
the only girl he cares for is in
Europe right now. Keeps
his Full Dress Uniform" home
because they aren't wearing
them around here. Never
vert to a party last - which
wasn't at the country club. ...
Doesn't like the school because
there aren't enough smooth men
around here. and he Just
knows that if he went to another
school he could make a good
frat -. That's why he won't
be back next year. !. Besides,
his new Cord is lying idle
around the garage Taps
cigarette on his wrist. Sc
cretly reads the What the Col
Iess Man is Wearing feature.
-. Doesn't think the school
rates" Sort of hints that
he has money. And halls
from some fork in the creek.
-. Hal Ha! What a
break Hell be roonrtng across
brom you next year, too.
What a break!
Metre Dame J1gg,cy.
There goes the man who
swindled me out of fifty grand"
~Yeah?"
Yeah. He wouldn't let his
daughter marry me"
-. N. T. SHisr,.
Squaw: / ct with a bunch Of
Injuns yestiddy.
Squawk: Whad'ja have?
Squzw: Scalloped potatoes.
-Rfs1ps Red Cs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
CHURCH OF GOD

Parsonage, 2ls L. Tyler. Phone
532-W.
Sunday school Gas O. m.
J.. G. Young, superintendent.
Preaching services ll:00 q. m. and
1880 p. m.
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church Of welcome with a
message.
Rev. T. II Mcneil, Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
GUADALUPE CHURCH

$50 a m.-Communion Mass.
$3.50 a. m.-HIgn Mass
1880 D. m - Evening Services.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
A HARD TASK

FRIEND: What do you have to
do in your new role?
ACTRESS: Nothing much. Just
represent a pretty girl. that's all.
FRIEND: Really? What n lot
they expect from actresses these
daysi-Answers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE
UNCONVENTIONAL

3 p. m.-Sunday preaching SER
vice, Rev. A N. BoStrom, minister.
8. p. m.-Thursday's Bible class
is held on wonders Of Bible pro-
phecy. Rev. and Mrs. Geo. n.
Carlson.
Services are held in the Barreda
hall between End and 3rd on Eliz-
abeth street.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

Textile industries employ about
so per cent OF JapGn's factory work
eTS.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
CHURCH OF THE Advert
IEniScnnaIl

7.30 a. m.-Hol, communioA
1000 a. m.-Morning prayer and
sermon.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21

IF that college boy ever
runs over me with his roadster,
III never speak 70 him. again"
well, why don't you climb
up here into the rumble seat be-
side me?p
I'm waiting for you to let
down the rope ladder"
-CcrnrI CcHrgr ONat1d.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-21
GENIUS
= PHf P0ih1.

Woman Ito artist: AS I
walked through the woods | be-
held a glorious sunsct-flaming.
gorgeous colors. brilliant light
effects. nature in all her mag
nificent array. And | thought IL
was like looking at one Of your
paintingsl
Artist: Yes, madam, nature
IS catching up.
-Novfh1cHrrz Parfls Parrot.
I'm a screamer, aren't We
all" admitted Claude, the beau
tiful barcelona.
-Mnr. SkrU-Ash.
Syzy: Awright then. wise
guy, II you're 50 wise, tell me
why a motorman can't never get
a shock IL you're 50 wise.
Syzygyzygy: Because he isn't
a conductor, son. he isn't a con-
ductor.
-hHhssH Gsrgo5ie.
Mother (calling from up
stairs to daughte- who is on the
porch) Daughter. who are
you WITH
Daughter: Oh, one of the
boys from the university.
Mother: Daughter. come in
side this minute And bring the
porch swing with YOU.
-dyrESna KasyK@.
First: There goes Addaline.
Second: Who: That's Pearl
Smith.
First: Yeh.
Second: Why call her AIDA
line?
First: Her initials are p. 5.
Illinois Svsn-