The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-13

When a man gets corned he generally starts smoking a corn cob pipe. o-O-o QUITE so, QUITE so. Twinkle, twinkle movie star, How I wonder how you are, In a gangster role my dear, You're shooting star, fear.
 o-O-o Summer Is the period of the year when the electric fans so on a flaming bee.
 The reporters and undertak- CTS will cross bats next week. I wonder who'll be in the box for the undertakers?
 o-O-o With the dial system in vogue. if you get the wrong number you can curse at yourself instead of the operator.
 The schools close next week and then the worries of many mothers open. Many a cat leads a dogs life when there happens to be one in the neighborhood.
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 NOW YOU CHASE ME The flies arrived on schedule, Then set up Q din, Rich viands were denied them, You see the screens were in.
 o-O-o Now for a song, T Found Mill lion Dollar Baby in . Ten Cent Dance Girl"
 The stock market has be- come . pretty good shock mar ket.
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 AW GO ONi
 Here lies the body,
 Of Gertrude Brown, She laughed to death,
 When she married . clown.
 o-O-o It's q capital idea t plan e trip to Washington.
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 Heard over the radio: It's . long worm that has no turn ing.
 Nowadays when . girl marries, her going away suit is one for sport wear. oh, oh.
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 The gal who trips too much of the light fantastic is bound to find the going rather heavy.
 o-O-o Be still sad heart and cease your chatter. when he sees you in Q bath ing suit, naught else will matter.
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 SAVE Save for a rainy day, (You've heard this blAre before,) But all you'll want to buy . rainy
 day
 Is an umbrella in . dry goods
 o-O-o Soon we can expect Fourth of July pacifists to ban soda crackers on tho great national holiday.
 Then there was the stenog who lost her job because she spent moro time filing her nails than the com pany's letters.
 NOW YOU CHASE ME A year ago they wore lem short, Now they're even long on sis, They hang so near the floor, oh geo Theyseemtolooklikethis.
 o-O-o Billy Sunday says the fires of hell are raging once more. Billy should be up-to-date and call 'em oil burners.
 Gin-erally speaking. prohibi- tion seems to be having hard time of it.
 o-O-o When a person takes q trip into the desert he can expect . warm reception.
 The man who goes looking for trouble should get a job as a mechanic. Dizzy Dorothy, Waterbury's in- tellectual idiot. thinks harberdash- CT is a clothing salesman who par ticipates in foot races.
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 Permanent waves begin to lose their permanency, once the heat waves start coming in.
 o-O-o The man who once put his shout. der to the wheel. has a son now who puts it to the back of the car when the starter jams.
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 TEE, HEB. A little bit of sunshine. A little bit of rain, That's life with all its ups and
 downs, And 1t comes hack again.
 o-O-o The people he honors. never see his work. He cuts epitaphs on Cole slaw Is merely cabbage with q vinegar complex.
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 Many a fish story starts in . fish market.
 This completes our series of broadcasts for the week. They came to you over DBD and were sent through the courtesy of the Waterbury Evening Democrat. pio. neer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time. to be back on the air again tomorrow evening at tho usual hour.
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