The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-22
ADDITIONAL SPORTS
IL. I. P. Bowling League Gossip
A little knock-a little boost,
 First it's you-then it's me No harm done-It's all in fun.
(By Lotta Strikesanspares,

(By Lotta Strikesanspares)
 By virtue of a three game win over Eddie Yanavich's crew of pin
 toppIers, we hereby take sole possession of first place remarked Charles Dubauskas to his captain, Father Kazlauskas, incidently
 Charlie's 115-91-100 total 306 scores are a tribute to Matty Ba- landa's coaching ability for 1t was Matty who took Dubauskas in hand and taught him how to throw the whiffenpuff strike and spare ball.
 Lest we forget "Papa's' Al Ka- sidas and Sun parlor Dan Stokes reminded us that they are still hit- Dan 800. What is there about being a daddy that makes ssbowl- CTS" out of men who never hit more than 0O-05 per game? Why even pr StanesIow crashed through the opposition for a 90 score the first game but a lot of water will flow under the old bridge before we give you the scores of Docs second and third games.
 Fleeting fame, a hero one week, a has been the next, ladies and gen. tlemen, we have with us. this even- ing bowlers of the league to date, Fritz Du1skis, average 119, Dr Se- lens 113, strange as 1t may seem after a visit to burlesque show Fritz turns in a score fo 85 with a spare the first game and total of 284 while Doc, in the opinion of a few well-wishers just bowled his regular game and hit 87-104- 97 for a total of 28S. Oh yes, 'tis a great life.
 On the other hand, for Q thrill that comes but once in a lifetime we have Lieut. Matt Balanda roll- ing four consecutive spares for 8 total of 1O1 the first game and not to be OutdOne Captain Ed BObbin assumed a new stance and also hit the century mark. Alta boy Ed.
 Incidently, Bobbin's team mates led by high scorer, John Butch Stokes 323, Hop Sheron 320, Bra- dumas 289 and Engineer Joe Stik- lius 292 swamped aPt Verbickas' team for three games and went into aL tie for 9th place with Jonuk Lesunaitis who scuttled the good ship s. s. Jenusaitis and his ship mates for three games.
 Even though Captain Jenusaitis rolled 314 and Al Francis S45 1t might be good policy for Jenusai- tis to equip his men with picks, shovels and other mason equtp- ment for they sho am headed for the cellar, unless, but and if the sheriff gets those COWS, bulls, etc, that he attached to start kick ing the pins over for him. More bull!
 Just a wee bit of sarcasm, L. I. P. maple busters who should have rolled betetr, Banker Ed Kazeme- kas 252, Al Judge Bronsky PAS, wally Pitcavage 27S, Al Vaitu- kaitis 254, Fritz Dulslis 284, John- nv etankus, 249, Short Circuit Hap py Lasky PAP, shame on you Las- ky.
 And vice versa, Q few who free wheeled the balls down the alleys for scores that made them Seek larger size hats, Capt Bfvanis 34S, Al Francis S45, John Butch Stokes BPS. Hop Sheron 320. The writer had betetr wear his suit of armor when the boys read this.
 It has been suggested that Alley Manager Jack Kairis, nail, glue or set up split pins for the boys to shoot at, everything is run off so smoothly that the gang have no opportunities to get gassed up, lose their tempers or what have you. and when the games are roleld off in 1-2-3 order it leaves absolute ly nothing for Lotta Strikesan-