The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-09
Good evening.
 o-O-0 CIRCUS DAY THURSDAY
"A SMILES THE THING.

 Buy cane, program. too. X For it's circus day in town. And the show is there for you. See Tom Mix and Toms great
 horse"
 That's the line you're bound to
 get,
 Then out flies this guy called Mix. Of the big top he's vet Waves his hat. let's out a whoop, Maybe two whoops. three or four. Then they pull the same old gag, Toms act costs quarter more. If 1t happened to be raining soup. :. lot of people wouldn't be satisfied unless. chicken came down.
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 There is a tide in the affairs of men. which taken at the flood-leads on to heroic rescues and pictures in the newspapers.
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 Strange. things happen. A Rus sian doctor reports colony of Es- Limos suffering from tropical fever. Try this in your new whirlpool washer.
 Then there was the clever neighbor. who kicked up fuss that resulted in nearby residents hurlint: stones in his yard. A few days later. he started work on a rock garden.s @ ! o-O-o, D Politicians wouldn't make strange bed fellows if they adopted twin beds as standard.
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 After the evidence has been sifted you can expect something to be strained.
 ,s GOO There is legend in the armies that mules never die. Lucky the same program doesn't obtain with second lieutenants. sssssS t o-O--o
 Then there was the old maid at tine sea shore who fell in love with the bell buoy.
 The alarm clock is like the baby. makes a noise just when you want to sleep most.
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 DING, DING. valcdictorians will yalcdict ' On class day, you can wager, Tell us what's wrong with the world, Just like an old stagcr.
 .s o-O-o A groom gave his bride an Austin for a wedding gift and she flew into a rage, saying she knew he'd do a little thing like that.
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 Life for debutante is sleep less nights and sleeveless days.
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 Marriage nowadays, says the of- flee wit. is just billing, the cooing is out like the obey in the ceremony.
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 The girl who gives her steady the cold shoulder can expect him to give her the cold tongue in return.
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 Nowadays, fashions coat of arms for the younger set, seems to be sleeveless sport sweaters.
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 There's many wolf in cheap clothing.
 A man eats oatmeal for break fast in order to regain the strength he lost when sowing his wild ones
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 England's alarmist, old man Henderson, says Europe is sink ing and must be saved. Cheer up Hendy, there's still chance until, 1t goes down for the third time.
 It would be a capital idea if la bor went back on full time. o-O-o It's nice to have a bank book when marrying, but a cook book will keep your husband happy until you get the former. o-O-o
 OHMIGOSH. ,.... Politics, oh politics You sure give mo a laugh, I often wonder how the dupes live on and stand the gaff. o-O-o
 We've had so much rain thii spring that the old oaken bucket gets water when only half the chain Is out.
 o-O-o The man with two chins is perhaps q confirmed autoist and carries one for a spare. o-O--o A good place to spend . warn summer is Cold Harbcr. O-O-o And bootlcRgers might enjoy c stay at Rye, New York. O--Oo-- Or Green river, Kentucky. o-O--o The two pants suit idea may become SO revolutionary that some smart manufactures VIII set out the two vests plan. o--O--o Depression is . time when people shift from round to shoulder steak o-O--o This completes our regular Tues day evening program. ft was broad east by DnD and came, Co yol through the courtesy Of the Wa terbury Evening bemoerat, ploneel Co this type Of newspaper Work. " are signing off at this tin1ss Co b' back oH the aIr again tesfH0ffoN evening co the usual hour. o--O--o Coed night .-- a...ls.