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The Washington times., 1931-01-08

Debutantes serving as ushers
at the second Salon Sutro at the
Carlton tomorrow afternoon will
include the Misses Helen Lee
Eames Doherty, Betty Edison,
Margene MusSer and Virginia
MuSSer.
Artists for the afternoon will
be A. Walter Kramer of New
York, editor-in-chief of Musical
America, who will present q pro-
gram of his own compositions.
He will be assisted by the for
mer soprano of the New York
Metropolitan Opera, Martha Att
wood, and Walter Edelstein, a
clever young violinist, native of
Brooklyn, N. Y.
Out-Of-TOwn Guests
Out-of-town patrons and sub
scribers expected to attend are
Mrs. John F. Alexander of New
York, Mrs. Frank S. Hambleton
of Baltimore, Miss Elizabeth
Hawkins Williams and Mrs.
Richard H. Peasants of Balti-
more, Mrs. George Dallas Dixon,
of Philadelphia, Mrs. Nathaniel
F. Bryant and Miss Catherine
Bryant of Boston, Mrs. and Miss
Rehling of Baltimore.
X X
Patrons of Salon
The Salon Sutro is under the
patronage of Madame Won Pritt-
Witz, Mrs. William Howard Taft,
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Mrs. Arthur D. HYDE
To Be HOnOred at
Tea This Sunday

Mrs. Arthur M. Hyde and Mrs.
Samuel J. Major will be the
guests of honor at tea Sunday
afternoon from 4 to 6 o'clock
of Mrs. William Badgely and
Mrs Charles P. Keyser, i'll the
latter's home on Decatur Street.
Mrs. Edward Everett Gam will
be among the guests, and those
who will assist will include Mrs.
Henry Hadley. Mrs. J. w. Ly-
man, Mrs. John Cochran, Mrs.
William Rodenberg. Mrs. Joe j.
Manlove, Mrs. E. C. Ellis, Mrs.
William Scott, Mrs. Paul Bestor,
Mrs. James M. Baity, Mrs.
George Pullen, Mrs. Marshall
Rea and her daughter-in-law,
Mrs. L. H. Rea, and Mrs. Will
liam Sault.
Dinner Hosts
The Secretary of the Ru-
manian Legation and Nine.
Popovici entertained at dinner
last evening at the Shoreham
Hotel in compliment to Mr.. and
Mrs. Carl Fritche, of Detroit,
Mich. Mr.. Fritche is the vice
president of the Detroit Aircraft
Corporation engaged in the
building of metal-clad airships.
The Counselor of the Ru-
manian Legation and Nine.
Nano are now at the Shoreham
Hotel where they will make their
home in the future.
X X
Mrs. R. w. Gibson entertained
a small party at luncheon at the
Shoreham Hotel yesterday.
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Mrs: William DO0k
To Be Hostess at
Congressional Tea

Mrs. William N. Doak, wife
of the Secretary of Labor, will
be among the hostesseS at the
usual Friday afternoon tea at
the Congressional Club tomor-
row. Others who will act as
hoStesses are Mrs. Charles S.
Deneen, Mrs. James j. Davis,
Mrs. C. C. Dill, Mrs. S. Wallace
Dempsey, Mrs. Frederick Daven-
port, Mrs. Nathaniel B. Dial,
Mrs. Lester j. Dickinson, Mrs.
Fred T. Dubois, Mrs. Frederick
Dallinger, Mrs. Felix Cordova
Davila, Mrs. Elizabeth M. Dan
forth. Mrs. Fred bennett, Mrs.
Louis w. Douglas, Mrs. CaSsins
Dowell, Mrs. Herbert j. Drane
and Mrs. Leonidas C. Dyer.
Senator Kenneth McKellar
has returned to Washington
from his home in Memphis,
Tenn, where he spent the holi-
days, and will be at the Willard
for the rest of the session of
Congress.
X X X
To Entertain Before Dance
Major Bennett Puryear, jr.,
will be among those who will
entertain dinner preceding
the third of the series of Navy
and Marine Corps dances at the
Willard, Friday, January 16,
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Hand Trimmed
Linen Frocks, 1896

We've often thought the best
summer clothes are available in
midwinter. These frocks prove
it. They are of dress linen or
handkerchief linen. Some of
them hand-tailored, all of them
trimmed with embroidery or
other hand touches. Excellent
styles and in all good colors.
Transparent Velvet
Lounging Pajamas, $13.94
These pajamas are simply
lovely-the kind you've always
wanted. They have printed
velvet trousers and jacket with
a satin blouse or they are one
piece combinations of blouse
and trousers made of satin and
accompanied by a jacket of
velvet in a contrasting color.
All of them are in lovely color
combinations of blouse and
trousers made of satin, and ac-
companied by jacket of velvet
in a contrasting color. All of
them are in a lovely color COM
bination and of excellent ma
terialS. A sale, so the supply
is limited.
Russian Tunics
In Dotted Theme, $3,49 d"
Combining two important
fashions, the tunic, and the use
OF dots, silk crepe tunicS are en-
broidered in gold dots, or are
eyelet embroidered in dots. They
are in black, brown, turquoise or
eggShell. They have the popu-
lar cowl neckline, and are most
unusual quality for this price.
Give Yourself a
Water Wave for 79c
This little bonnet-shaped de-
vice is made of soft wire and
cannot break or injure the hair.
1t fits the head like a baby'S
cap and you can use an orange
wood stick to pull the hair be-
tween the wires and make the
wave as wide as you wish. Use
a wave lotion or water to set
the wave. There's a special
demonstration of these on the
Main floor of the store selling
these caps.
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Timely Topics

Cutting the hair doesn't make
it grow longer or thicker or
faster. It doesn't do anything.
The hair pushes out from the
scalp in tiny, overlapping scales.
If help is to be given to the
growth, the scalp must be
treated. Massage with fingers
that have been dipped in ice
cold water Stirs up the blood
streams, sets them to rollicking,
and bring along groceries and
tonics to the little fuzzers.
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Women's Club
Calendar
TODAY

TODAY
Twentieth Century Club,
regular monthly meeting at
II a. m. at Y. w. C.. A.
University Women, book re-
view section, II a. m.
X X
Eastern Star, Chevy Chase
Chapter No. 80, afternoon Sec
ton of ways and means COM
mittee, meeting home of Mrs.
Emma Brown, 1903 Forty-first
st. N. w.
x~& X
Aloysian Club class in parlia-
mentary law, 8 p. M, at club
house, At I st. N. w.
Takoma Park Club, luncheon
at l o'clock at home of Mrs.
James Taylor, 100 Albany Ave-,
Takoma Park, Md. Address by
Mrs. Mitchell Carroll.
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Going to New York

The ambassador Of France,
Paul Claudel, accompanied by
the first secretary of the en-
baSSy, Pierre Henry de la
Blanchetai; Capt. Louis Sable,
naval attache; Major Emanuel
Lombard, assistant military
attache, will go to New York
where they will attend the COM
memoration mass for the late
Marshal Joffre Sunday morn
ing at 11:30 o'clock in the
Church of st. Vincent de Paul.
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Are
Guests of
Envoy ~

Japanese Ambassador and
Nine. Debuchi Entertain
Large Company at Dinner
at Embassy
The Ambassador of Japan
and Nine. Debuchi entertained
at dinner last evening at the
Embassy. Their guests included
the Secretary of the Navy,
Charles Francis Adams, Senator
David I. Walsh, Senator and
Mrs. Guy D. Goff, the Chief OF
Naval Operations and Mrs.
William v. Pratt, Representative
and Mrs. Sol Bloom, Miss Vera
Bloom, Rear Admiral and Mrs.
Mark L. Bristol, Brig. Gen. and
Mrs. Dion Williams, Brig. Gen.
william E. Horton, Mrs. Jacob
Leander Loose, the Counselor
of the Japanese Embassy and
Nine. Horinouchi, the Naval
Attache of the Japanese En-
bassy and Nine. T. Sakano and
H. TeraSaki, attache of the
Japanese Embassy.
Children to Ride
Many entries have already
been received for the Junior
Horse Show which will be held
at the Riding and Hunt Club
on Twenty-second and P Streets
at 2 p. m. Saturday.
Among the many children
who will participate will be
Miss Ruth Myer, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Myer,
Miss Margaret Cotter, daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. j. Cot
ter; Newbold, jr., and Crosby
Noyes, sons of Mr.. and Mrs.
wbold Noyes; Miss Betty
Couzens, daughter of Senator
and Mrs. James Couzens, and
Billy and Joan Dodd, Louise
Blair, Ruth Ellen Coleman,
Frances and Hileh White and
Mr.. Lawrence Beker, jr.
Prizes and ribbons will be
given for the eight different
classes.
Mrs. Ely, wife of Maj. Gen.
Hanson E. Ely, who is in COM
mand of the Second Corps Area,
at New York city, will be the
house guest of Col. and Mrs.
w. P. Wooten, at 2540 Massa-
chusetts Ave., for a few days.
Mrs. Ely will arrive Sunday.
y X
Mrs. Frederick C. Stevens, of
Washington, is spending the
winter at the Villa Margherita,
Charleston, s: G.
E. w. Mccullough, of Wash
ington, has been spending a few
days at the Villa Margherita, in
Charleston, S. c.
X 4
Mrs. F. Lammot Belin is
spending a few days at tine Am
baSSador Hotel in New York.
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Representative and Mrs.
Charles B. Timberlake are now
at the Shoreham Hotel where
they will make their home dur
ing the coming year.
X X
Madame Debuchi, wife of
the japanese Ambassador, will
not be at home tomorrow. She
will receive on the following
Friday, January Is.
4 X
Senator Arthur Capper will
entertain at dinner preceding
the second of the series of Fri
day Evening Dance classes at
the Willard, Friday, January 16.
DR.. Cloyd Heck Marvin, preSi-
dent of the George Washington
University, entertained a small
company of men at luncheon
at the Willard yesterday.
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Washington Fashions
BY WILMA LA WILLIE

Plaids have sprung into prom
inence almost over night. Paris
has promised them for two or
three seasons and now they are
here in earnest.
Plaids are smart for sports
clothes and for street dresses,
and we read that they are even
worn for evening in Paris.
There's no rule for their max
ing except that the frock must
be simple enough to show the
design to advantage. Most of
the plaidS that are appearing in
Washington are in dark daytime
colors. They are most effective
and provide an excellent diver
sion in wardrobes that have
seen little change for some time.
The frock sketched is most at
tractive and is from a local
store. It is moderately priced.
Miss LaVille will gladly an
swer any question about this
frOck or about fashion il you
will call District $3.50, Extension
165, or write, sending a self-ad-
r dressed, stamped envelope.
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iSSHaniltOn
To Marry at
StoneRidge
Wedding of Daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. George E. HamiI-
ton to Take Place at Par
ent'S Home This Afternoon

VliS y tIVIIIN AlHO TINNl USS'
The marriage of Miss Mary
Emily Hamilton, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. George E. Hamil-
ton, to Nelson N. Alexander, Of
New York, son of Mrs. Thomas
Alexander and the late Thomas
Alexander, will be solemnized
this afternoon at 4 o'clock at
the home of the brides parents,
Stone Ridge, Bethesda, Md.
The bride, who will be given
in marriage by her father, will
wear a gown Of cream-colored
satin, made with long sleeves
and a V-shaped neck. The train
Is star-shaped, draped from the
waist. Her veil of rose point
lace belonged to her maternal
grandmother and was worn at
her wedding. She will carry a
shower bouquet of lilies of the
valley. The ceremony is being
performed by the Rev. Arthur
OLeary.
Gowns Of Attendants
The maid of honor, Miss Su-
Zanne Veedor, will wear a gown
of beige rose chiffon, trimmed
with mink. A small brown vel
vet hat, with gloves and shoes
to match, will complete the cos
tune. The matrOn of honor,
Mrs. William F. Tompkins, wife
of Major Tompkins, of Fort Nc
Intosh, Tex, will be similarly
gowned and each will carry bou-
quetS of TaliSman roses. The
bridesmaids, Mrs. George E.
Hamilton, jr., and Mrs. Alfred
r. Benziger, a sister of the bride,
will wear a deeper shade of beige
and also will carry Talisman
roses.
The ring bearers are George E.
Hamilton Sd and Peter H. Ben
Nger.
Attendants of Bridegroom
Alfred F. Benziger, of New
York, will be best man for the
bridegroom, and the ushers will
be Frederick M. Hamilton,
brother of the bride; Anthony
Adrian, of New York; Carl H.
Donner, of Summit, N. j., and
Edward r. Bartlett, Of Bronx
vile, N. Y.
The brides mother will wear
a gown of deep ecru lace trim
med with velvet. The bride
groom's mother will wear black
lace.
Following the wedding cere-
mony a large reception will be
held at the home Of the brides
parents.
For her travelling costume
the bride has chosen an en-
Semble of green trimmed with
fur.
Out-Of- Town Guests
The out-of-town guests who
have come to be present at the
wedding are DR.. and Mrs. C. B.
Medina and their two daugh-
terS; Mr.. and Mrs. John Perry,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Allen.
Miss Natalie Thibault, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward RoSelle, Miss Al
len, Mrs. George Andrews, Mrs.
Edward Bartlett, Mrs. John F.
McGovern, Anthony Adrian and
George Jonas, all of New York.
After a honeymoon the couple
will make their home in New
York city at % East Seventy
fourth st.
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LetJAUGO
Shipping
BY Patricia Lee

For names OF the shops tDhere
you can find the articles de.
Scribed belo1D. address Patricia
Lee, care of The Washington
Times, or telephone District
$3.50. Extension 165, bet1Ueen the
hours of 9::3O and S.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1931-11-07
CONDITIONS ON
 MEND, DECLARES MARSHAL WHITE
Evidences of Gradual I'm provement Seen Through
 out the Northwest N

There are many indications of improved business and economic conditions in the Pacific Northwest according to United States Marshal Albert White, who, with Mrs. White, returned home last night after a trip as far east as Idaho. He was in charge of a group of prisoners for various institutions.
 "The improvement is gradual, apparently, and is not confined to any one locality, and may be ex- pected to continue" Marshal White said. "Of course, the effects of depression are still felt, but they are less noticeable
 In the amusement field, there are no evidences of hard times. The moving picture houses, in large and small cities, are playing to capacity houses. Football games
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KEATON FARCE TO GIVE WAY TO
 C0LMAN PLAY
arlor, Bedroom and Bath to Be Sh own Last
 Times at Capitol

"Parlor, Bedroom and Bath, star ring Buster Keaton, will be pree- sented at the Capitol theatre for the last times tonight. The Devil To Pay" with Ronald Colman in the principal role, will be the fea- tured photoplay, and High Gear" " the added attraction, on the Sun day program, the first showing of which will be at the matinee to- morrow afternoon.
 "Parlor, Bedroom and Bath" is one of Keatons most pretentious talkies. It encompasses every sort of trick episode from amazing au- tomcbile smashups to ingenious gymnastic feats. What with beau tiful women in the cast there couldn't help but be plenty of TO- nance!
 Written By Lonsdale
 "The Devil to Pay" is an original screen story and dialogue by the famous English dramatist, Fred erick Lonsdale.
 The picture, described as so- phisticated comedy drama in the modern manner, has to do with the life and loves of Willie Iceland, played by Colman, wayward son of a wealthy and unsympathetic Bri- tish peer who, in an effort to make something of his adventerous son, gives him a start in South Africa.
 Longs for London
 The story opens with Willie, dis gusted with his exile, and longing for the lights of London, auction ing his belongings to obtain money enough for a passage home. Never having experienced real love, he decides that he will marry a wealthy girl, an dsettle down, in- dependent of his father. Arriving in London with twenty pounds in his pocket, he spends it in buying a dog and in taking an actress, an acquaintance of former years, to dinner.
 Next morning he meets his fate falling deeply in love-and with an heiress, played by Loretta Young Marrying for money, and marrying one he loves who has money, are viewed by Willie as ir- reconciliable. The dialogue is very bright, witty and sparkling, and the rart of Willie was especially written to fit the engaging Colman personality.
 High Gear" depicts the lives oi the youngsters of today. Mickey Daniels and Betty Bollen, as the offsprings of Harry Bernard and May Wallace, start the two reelel off with a breakfast table sequence The usual waffles, friendly argu- guments and kid fights" are 1T evidence.
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Old papers for sale at The En- Dire office.
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CALL FOR DEMOCRATIC
 CAUCUS

Notice is hereby gwen that a Precinct Cancus of the Democratic Party will be held for the town of Juneau, Alaska, at 8 pm. Tuesday November 10, 1881, at Moose Hall for the purpose of electing dele gates to the Democratic Divisional Convention at Petersburg, Alaska, on November 20, 1881.
 For Precinct No. 1, Is delegates will be elected.
 For Precinct No. 2, 9 delegates will be elected.
 For Precinct No. 3, 5 delegates will be elected.
 This call is issIed pursuant to authority from the Chairman of the Democratic Committee for the First Division of Alaska.
 (signeO ALLEN SHATTUCK, adv. Precinct Committeeman
 The goldenrod is the State flow CT of Alabama, Kentucky, Nebraska and North Carolina.
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LAST TIMES TONIGHT
 BUSTER KEATON in "PARLOR, BEDROOM AND BATH''

until Daugherty left the cabinet
 Caraway always had an abund- ant store of wit at his command. He and Senator Jim Reed of Mis- souri, alike in many respects, once engaged in an acrimonious debate in the Senate which brought mem bers out of the cloakrooms. Cara way had been berating Reed, and Missouri, as well, when the Mis- souri war-horse rose and begged leave to ask him question.
 Was not the gentleman from Arkansas born in Missouri?" he queried with typical Reed sarcasm.
 q was," retorted CaraWay, but as soon as I wa sold enough to realize my horrible mistake, moved"
 Bcr in Missouri
 Caraway was born on a farm near Springhill, Mo, Oct. IT, 1871. He worked at odd jobs to gain a college education. With degree from Dickson College, Dickson Tenn, Caraway went to Arkansas in 1896 and taught school for three years, studying law during his spare moments. In 1900 he was admitted to the bar and eight years later was elected prosecuting attorney of the Jonesboro district He held this office until 1913 when he went to Congress. In 1920, hs was elected to the Senate to suc- ceed Senator w. F. Kirby, one oi the 'wilful twelve" who opposed President Wilson's foreign policy
 Caraway was marie din 1902 te Miss Hattie Wyatt at Harrisburg Tenn. There were three children Paul W., Forrest and Robert E. 1 Rides Into Senate
 Caraway rode into the Senate or the record of his predecessor. Kirby faced a wave of opposition because of his anti-Wilson policy when he sought reelection in 1920. Cara way came out as a strong pro- Wilsonian, and was elected. He was reelected in 1926.
 ] The campaign expenditures o1 Senator Newburry of Michigan fur nished Caraway with ammunition for one of his first oratorical of lenses in the senate. The denounce- ed Newberry at every opportunity Likewise, in 1926, he criticised the Illinois and Pennsylvania Republi- can "slush' funds.
 ] Soon after entering the Senate Caraway attracted considerable at- tention with a proposal that lame Senators and Representa- tives defeated in the November elections-be forbidden to vote or important issues at the December session of Congress. His pro- posal came to naught.
 In 1926, he. played before the spotlight for a brief period after his return from Europe and his reported assertion that graves o1 Americas war dead in France were being desecrated. This brought de- nials from both France and Amer ican officials. Caraway finally ad- mitted he had not gained the in- formation first-hand and that il had come to him from Senator Reed of Pennsylvania. Reed de clared he had been misunderstood So the incident was closed.
 Important Legislation I It was not alone for his fiery speeches that Caraway was known His name was connected with sev. eral pieces of important legislation Caraway was one of the origina.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1931-11-07
HAS
 HENSON CASE
 FOR HEADLINER
Body and Soul" Will Be Feature of New Pro-
 gram Tomorrow

With "The Benson Murder Case" showing for the last times tonight at the Coliseum theatre, Body and Soul" will headline the new program tomorrow, the first pres entation being at the afternoon matinee.
 The Benson Murder Case" is a mystery play, starring William
 The final climax and explana- ton of the crime is one of the strangest ever conceived by any detective fiction writer. Although the clues are presented to the au- dience as they occur throughout the picture, very few if any, un- initiated persons will grasp their significance and guess the solution Of the story before Philo Vance, the sleuth, enacted by Powell, ex- plains it.
 la Farrell and Miss Landi In Body and Soul" Charles Farrell, recently voted the most popular actor of the films, and Elissa Landi, beautiful and talent ed European actress have the lead ing roles.
 This Fox movietone drama tells the story of an American aviation officer who left his bride of four days to go overseas, during the late war. In France he develops an affair with mystery girl who is known as Pom Pom" After his death in combat, one of his fellow officers takes charge of his effects, including unopened letters from the girl.
 Young Woman Appears
 Attempts to find her prove | fruitleSs but one day young wo- man appears and is mistaken for Pom Pom" A romance and com plications follow and the climax is reached when the girl is arrested as a spy and her suitor becomes involved.
 ] In addition to Farrell and Miss Iandi, Humphrey Bogart, who played the romantic lead in the Fox Movietone, up the River" is l featured as is that exotic siren of the screen. Myrna Loy. The sup porting cast is an exceptionally strong one, including such cele5- rites as Ian MacLaren, Donald Dillaway, Pat Somerset, Crawford Kent, Dennis D'Auburn and Doug las Gray with Alfred Santell di- l recting.
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MOOSE ARE TO ]. CELEBRATE ON
 MONDAY NIGHT
Past Dictators of Juneau Lodge Are to Be
 Shown Honors

In accordance with time hon. ored custom, Juneau Lodge, No. 7oo of the Loyal Order of Moose, Will hold their annual Past Dictators night next Monday night at Moose Hall. The business meeting VIII commence at o'clock sharp ana at it's conclusion the "Paps" Will be hosts to all Moose, Legionnalres and their families at the social and luncheon.
 There are a number of visiting Moose sojourning here at the pres ent and they are cordially invited to the party.
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Sinclair and Doheny interests fur nished Caraway the vehicle for a spectacular leap into the national spotlight in 1924. His criticism of Fall and the leases was credited with doing much toward inspiring ahe vigorous senate investigation that followed.
 Attacked Daugherty
 One of Caraway's early attacks in the Senate, which he entered in 1921, was upon Attorney Gen. eral Harry Daugherty. He con- tinued his fight upon Daugherty
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tors of the Federal Farm Loan sys- tenn. He introduced the first Dill in Congress for this system and from his bill the present law was written.
 He helped re-write the sMcNary- Haugen farm relief bill which President Coolidge vetoed In lSzo. He criticized the president severely for the veto.
 He sought by legislation to put an end to trading in futures on farm products, and insisted that any bill for the disposal of Muscle Shoals power should include the surplus power. Caraway was one of the Senate leaders in the move to sell Muscle Shoals to Henry Ford.
 He made his home at Jonesboro, Ark. aftere going there to practice law in 1900. While in the Senate he was a member of Jonesboro law firm.
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POTATOES EATEN CARP

PULLMAN, Wash.-A new use for second grade potatoes and culls has been found by Victoria Pen- hellack, Lake Moses, Washington. Miss Penhellack ships more than a million carp yearly after fatten-. ing them on mixture of corn and pulverized potatoes.
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I'll. CARAWAY, l U.s s. SENATOR,
 ' PASSES AW Ay
Fighter from Ark kansa Dies in Hospital Fol-
 lowing Operation

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ATTENTION MOOSE

Monday November g, is Past Dictators' Night and a large at tendance is desired Visiting breth- ren always welcome. Regular busl- ness meeting at 8 pm. sharp, to be followed by social and luncheon for all Moose and their families.
 adv.
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Free Fur Marketing Service

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