The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1931-11-12
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ROGERS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Beverly Hills-Well all I know is
just what I read in the papers.
Well the last few weeks there's
been a good deal of blathering in
the papers. Ever since away back
when the Frenchman Laval come
over and went back there just don't
seem to be any way finding out,
what he came after, what he got,
what was done or anything. About
all we do know about him is that
his daughter danced with Mayor
Walker. Now if that was worth the
trip why then everything must have
been OK. He and Mr.. Hoover is
sued kind of a joint statement,
but the same fellow wrote it that
wrote the Wickersham report. We
couldn't tell if they had even met
or not.
I think that is the hardest thing
in the world to do is tell the press
what you and somebody have been
doing, when you have been doing
anything at all. Laval ran into
Borah while here and we had no
trouble telling what they talked
about. He don't seem to have got
far with Borah, but that's no novel
ty. Neither did anybody else that
wanted anything Borah is the best
"Refuser" we got.
They talked about corridor in
Poland. That's an alley in Poland
that they wanted to get to the sea.
Mr.. Wilson give it to EN- for he
really thought they wanted to see
the sea, but a Pole knows no more
about the sea than a Cherokee. So
Borah says it ought to go back to
Germany. Well when you talk to
France about giving anything back
to Germany, why you haven't got a
very sympathetic listener. So you
can see how far Borah got with his
hospitality.
France amt going to give Ger
many back even alley. Well that's
their business. They live by EN-,
they know what to give EN- and
what not to give EN-. France dident
send Laval over here to suggest CIV
ing back California to Mexico. We
are always handing somebody elses
stuff around. Poland is in a mess
and always will be, for they just
carved the country out of about
three other ones. About a fourth Of
the population is Germans that
want to get back under their own
country. About fourth is checks.
Sounds like money, but its folks
that belong to Czecho-Slovakia
Well a fourth are them. Then
fourth are Russians. Now lets see
that three-fourths. That only
leaves one-fourth real Polish. But
the Jews have to be subtracted
from that fourth, so there just amt
a few dozen real poles.
Well anyhow they say that j. p.
Morgan was pleased with this La
vals trip, and after all he is about
the only man in America that every
body seems anxious to please. So
the trip bore some fruit. Germany
has got some fellow coming over
now. We get all excited and each
one of these Pilgrimages or con-
ferences we think and read Of It at
the time as though it was the last
world, an that 1t would settle every
thing. Then two weeks after its
over, we can't for the life Of us re-
member what happened.
Six months from now we can't re-
member whether Laval came from
France of Siam. Our minds Just fit
from hither to thither, and all we
want is something to occupy EN-
till we get to the asylum. And 9TH
err Nations are just as bad OF as we
are. Look at England, they was
all excited over Ghandi coming
there to get freedom for India. Poor
old fellow has just hung around and
wore pretty near all his clothes out.
Been there three months and India
hasent got any more freedom than
Pat Hurley give the Philippines.
Those big babies amt going to give
anybody anything. That's why
they are big. Every thing in the
world that is done nowadays re-
ceives about ten times as much
publicity as it deserves. Publicity
should be written after a thing and