The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1931-01-23
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rents Powers building on north
Main street next to the hotel and
runs her" wide open, because, ne |
says. Powers is financing and boost
ing for him: Powers who gets S!z
per month for the building from IN
front. but nobody knows how much
he gets put in his hand from be-
POWERS, the really good, honest,
religious, goody, goody boy! Heavy.
the sanity one, who pray's on school
girls, and sometimes married Wo-
men,"
Yours for doughnuts,"
ACORN"
Dear Acorn: The banking business
is not so remunerative as it usta be.
The picking will be- few and far be-
tween from now on, if the county
invests the sinking funds in county
and school district warrants instead
1 of depoSiting them in the banks at
u 90. SO we know of no better side
! line for a banker than to back
poker game and a hootch joint. If
| this is not enough to keep the wolf
| from the door the bankers can start
| chicken ranches now that mig" Col
Inns is out of the way and take
|
beer bottle capS-uno. A bird wires
me via the grape vine that Sen. John
Schnitzler works a system on alco-
hol: but the thousand gallons re-
leased out of the Twin Cities ware
house did not appear in the assets
of the Schnitzler corporation but the
alcohol did arrive at Reserve okey
They do say John will loan money
if the "cut" is attractiVe-moonShin
makes the sunshine for John.
Yours for more and better moon
shine, ALONzO MUTT.
Oh, yes: Our old friend Sen. JohI
Schnitzler is radiating and eminat
ing sunshine at Helena right now, {
solon writes. Several of our mos
beautiful stenographers bask in
Johns aura. IT'S violet rays" say
peaches; where John is there is son
shine" The bell boys say, Cayenne
canine"
Here's another letter from an oil
friend from "Injianer'-a friend o
bye gone days:
"Overtheresky, N. D
Oct. 1880.
Mr.. Alonzo Mutt
well, Alonzo. 1 suppose yo
will be surprised to get this frol
me. But Mrs. B. B. Mutt gave m
one of your papers to read. You al
a fine looking man, and will az
NIT you are intelligent but your il
telligence is used in a way to try
overthrow all that has made yc
what you are and all that you hav
eff you have achieved your success
under the Red Flag the place f
you is in Russia, and not under Il
Stars and Stripes of the u. S. 4
who gave you liberty of thot al
speech.
st am sending you an articles
want you to take time to read.
Respectfully,
Oh, Alkaline, these remarks are I
new. Nut has heard this sevel
times before. Ever now and thu
hither and thither somebody pops
and says things like that to Alon
Looks is of'en deceivin'," as the
lady said when she mistook the p
cat kitten for a Persian pussy, "s
something's are awful ungrateful.
Did 1 hear Sonny John and Al
Lawrence say "Ameni"?
The article is one on Russia, G.
ped from THE Congregations
and Herald of Gospel Liberty"
The article "a closeup View
Russia" by George L. Paine, SEE
tary Of the Greater Boston Fec
alton Of churches, is very frank
bout the conditions in Russia
altogether very complimentary. A
line evidently did not get anytI
out of it but the walls of
traders"
Isn't it funny how all of the
fessed followers of Jesus have
gotten how Jesus chased the me
lenders and profit takers out of
temple with whip, saying my
theirs house is house of wors