The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-25
Good evening.
 o-O-o THE IRISH CHAMPIONS
Dedicated to the Gaelic football team which is taking the laurels
 back to its native land)
"A SMILES THE THING"

times fill their measure;
 In their great paths of fame they're Ireland's own shield. In this great land of ours now their
 presence we're greeting.
 Our graces are with them mixed
 up with smile.
 The true bonds of friendship are
 framed by our meeting.
 Those stalwart fifteen from the
 Emerald Isle.
 The strides of endurance, of strength.
 and of muscle
 Have centered their acts in that great Irish play;
 Their fleetness of foot bore them clean through that tussle. We are proud of those athletes from Ireland today. Place honors today on the boys from Old Kerry
 That trophy will soon find its
 home in Tralee: Let the true hand of sportsmanship their presence make merry
 We wish them Godspeed OCT the blue rolling sea. Many fond hearts are waiting at home in old Ireland To greet their homecoming with a bright Irish smile.
 Great honors they're bearing back to their sireland. Those brilliant fifteen from the Emerald Isle.
 May the laurels they're wearing long cling to their glory And lead them in victories in ages Their manly achievements in song and in story | Will e'er find place in each fond Irish home. | p. J. Flaherty, 96 Fairview street. Add new similes-As deserted as a miniature golf course in 1881. o-O-o Says Amelia Earhart-"Wo- men who might make good me- chanics are shunted into cook ing" From nuts to soup, as it | were. o-O-o | Then there was the writer who
 thought he would make a name for himself by adopting nom-de- l plume. MIDSUMMER MORNING
 There's something about June on a
 morning like this,
 Sparkling, scentful, colorful and The scent of sweet clover, a daisy field
 Proclaim it is Midsummer day. The proper method of prune cul- | ture is being shown in a govern ment film. Makeup men will in- stinctively eradicate the wrinkles. o-Oo- Anyway it should make garage man feel good to think hn fa Ec o-O-o Musical powder boxes are re- | ported to be in vogue again. To tone up the complexion, probably. o-O-o
 ANT IT THE TRUTH A wild buckaroO was Jim Digger. None quicker than he on the trig. ger; A gun one day exploded That he thought wasn't loaded, Which furnished the boys quite a snigger. o-O-o Add opponents of the five year plan-College students who can't make their degree in four. o-O-o Close CalI-A ScOtchman making a bid at an auction. o-O-o A new "robot" mechanical man smokes cigars. When one is built to pick ashes off the parlor ear pet. that will be news. o-O--o When dad refuses to come across with the price of a new summer gown that also constitutes a pocket | veto. ~, o-O-O It isn't until after a man is married that he begins to doubt the expression that 1t is the wo-
 man who pays and pays and pays. | O-O-o l HIS MISTAKE The auto didn't Belong to me Sixteen twcnty.three. was doing Fifty; maybe more; For which I'm parked here Doing f0ur. | o-O--o | They called him q hula hula dan- cer because he had something on his hip. o-O-o The sailor hat. fashion ex. perts say. iB coming back. Probably because SO many wo-
 men are having their hair waved. ! Good nighL