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SALE-AUTOMOBILES.

FOR THAT HOLIDAY TRIP.
CHERNER'S.
AUTO CLUB.
Washington's Original
Club Plan.
AS Low as
$500 Cash. $500
And $3.50 Cash. 500 Weekly;
$3.50 Cash, 500 Weekly.
Choose one. It's an easy way to
own a selected automobile.
SEE US AT ONCE.
DRIVE OUT TODAY.
Your Car May BE More Than
the Cash Payment.
1851 Ford Victoria (2).
1881 Ford Tudor
1881 Ford Sport Roadster.
1881 Chevrolet Coach.
1881 Chevrolet Roadster
1850 Ford Sport Roadster.
1880 Ford Coupe. r. 5.
1929 Ford Sport Roadster.
1929 Ford Coupe.
1929 Ford Tudor
1923 Ford Sport Coupe.
1923 Buick Master Sedan.
1927 Nash Sedan.
1927 Dodge Sedan.
1920 Buick Coach.
CHERNIR
MOTOR COMPANY,
FORD DEALERS,
1881 You st. NV.
Open Till 10 PM.
PARTS-PARIS
for all cars and trucks; used cars and
sons GE Auto Exchanse. 100 Flsi ave. ne
s53-sSs Fla. ave nv, North lo4os.
HILL G. TIBBITTS.
DOWN
WITH
PRICES.
FORD -SPECIALS-FORD.
1880 Sport Coupe. S395.
Excellent condition all around; ideal buy
at this hsure.
1880 Tudors. 1917.
Carefully driven; appearance and per-
formance like new cars.
1890 Sport RoadsterS. 1867.
Smart. jaunty sport cars. in fne shape
throughout.
1890 De Luxe Phaeton. SAT-.
fine sport car. roomy and low in ex-
cellent shape.
1880 De Luxe Fordor, S457.
Motor. upholstery. paint, etc. have new
car appearance
1880 Standard Coupe (Rumble) ,
S425.
fine business car. with added conven-
fence of the rumble sea-, perfect shape.
1929 Tudor. S2g7.
Well cared for: appearance is excellent
motor fine; economical, reliable transporta-
ton.
1929 Sport Coupe. SIT.
For either pleasure or business this cars
will please you.
1929 Fordors. $2o7.
Excellent buys may be had in mechanical
~ o. X. sedans; condition fine throughout.
1929 Sport Roadster, $257.
pleasure car that affords style and per
formance at price that is an economy.
Many Others.
FL TERMS.
HILL & IIRRITTS.
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ROOMS End RnARn.

1922 NEW HAMPSHIRE AVE. NV large
rooms. Windows. running water. plenty OF
hot water; one with sleeping porch; excel
lent home cooking
1870 10th ST. NV. The Helene Club fcY
Girls-LOVely home; best of food every
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SIMMONS MOTOR co.
TODAY'S BARGAINS.

1881 Chevrolet Conv. Roadster. $64S.
LYON metal tire cover. adjustable spot
risht. Run less than 1000 miles. Just like
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WINDSOR HOTEL-Rooms. single S25: dou-
BILE $50 month; cool and f1reproof. 2l25 q
st. West 1916 au3l'
5l3 H ST N.W-Rooms. sleeping or light
|.
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STANLEY II. HORNER,
lois & iii 18th. Nat. $500.

1923 Chrysler II Sedan. $3.50
1929 Ford Roadster ............ POS
1880 Fcrd Sport Roadster ...... sos
1927 Peerless Sedan ............ POS
1927 Buick Master Sedan. $50
1923 Studcbaker Pres. 8 Sedan. 695
1880 Viking Sedan De LUXE. oo5
1929 Packard IS" Sdn. De Luxe $50
1879 Olds Sedan ................ AS
1929 Buick Master Sedan. ....... OPS
1920 Buick Master 5-Pass. Sdn. 275
1927 Studcbaker Dicta Sedan. 325
1880 Buick Std Coupe De Luxe l,050
1886 Chevrolet Coupe. ......... 400
1923 Essex Coach. ............ 200
1890 Ford Sedan. ........... 375
1929 Ford Coupe ........... 500
1881 Ford Victoria ............. 525
1880 Nash Spec. Coupe Del. us
1881 Buick Sedan. 1000
1929 Buick Standard Coach. 80. 700
Many Others
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used very little by lady owner Must Sacrl-
flee, Sis down, balance one year. nolan
Mntor Co. IN 18Th 81. NV.
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ACE MOTOR co.
1881 wILLYs-KNIGHT COB PHAEToN.
1881 BUICK SEDAN.
1921 STUDEBAKER CLUB SEDAN.
$3.50 OLDSMOBILE COACH.
1880 DODGE SEDAN, DE LUXE.
1890 BUICK MASTER SEDAN ,,xv
1890 MARQUETTE SPIT. TOUR DE LOAE'
1880 DODGE SENIOR SEDAN.
1929 DE SOTO COUPE.
1890 BUICK COUPE, DE LUXE
1880 MARMON COUPE. De LUXE.
1880 MARQUETTE COUPE.
1928 CHRYSLER 70 SEDAN. ,uvr
1890 CHRYSLER n SEDAN. De LUAE'
1880 CHEVROLET SEDAN.
1890 FORD SPORT COUPE:
1929 OLDSMOBILE SEDAN:
1929 DODGE SENIOR SEDAN.
1929 CHRHSLER IS SEDAN. ,,
1929 CHRYSLER IMPERIAL SEDAN
1929 CHEVROLET SPORT R OAbSA SN'
1929 BUICK SPORT ROADSTER
1928 HUDSON SEDAN.
1890 PONTIAC SEDAN.
1928 CHRYSLER ~ ROADSTER.
1923 PONTIAC CABRIOLET: z--rrp
1927 LA SALE SPORT ROADSIIEEET AZ LIKE
1929 WII.LYS-KNIGHT FOB COUPE LIE IL az
1879 HUPP ROAD, DE LUAE;
1929 CHRYSLER rs ROADSTER;
ACE MOTOR CO.,
14th & R SITS. NV. North 9o31
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BY REFINED YOUNG LADY private fam
lily. accessible to $500 Georgia ave. Address
EoE 313-V. Star Office Sc
SUMMER BOARD. with quiet SURROUNDINGS
by middle-agcd couple. Address with fun
details. Box 3o9-V. Star Office s.
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FORD MODEL A COUPE; looks and runs
very good compare this price with others,
only Sl85: easy terms. Triangle Motor Co.,
q Y ave NV
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WANTED-ROOMS.

EMPLOYED WOMAN. high character. wants
airy fur. rm.. laundry privileges, in clean.
well kept home with refined people State
price and particulars. Address Box 297-V,
Star Office
PROFESSIONAL man requires i-room, kitch-
enette, furnished apt, with private family
residential section. Address BOX 2s9-V, Star
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

$50 50-COOL 4-ROOM t2-BED-ROOMJ APT,
modern furniture; no lease required. Resi-
dent manaeer, 1914 l4th 81. nv.
? OR 3 ROOMS. KITCHFNETTE AND BATH.
vicinity OF North Capitol and Isl SITS, near
BRYANT. Call POI. $3.50.
PARK LEE. 1880 PARK RID. NW-MOD
TTig.; excellent ioc.: !, & 3 cool. beau. fli-.
rms. spacious dressing nm, hail. dinette. kit f..
b.; reasonable; weekly or monthly. Ad 1882.
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FORD TOWN SEDAN, l93p-EXcellent condi-
ton and appearance; S469; terms or trade;
guaranteed Arlington Motor Co., Rosslyn'
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ROOMS-FURNISHED & UNFUR.
COLORED-l60i 18th ST. NW.-Large front
rooms. two exposures; furnished or unfur-
nished. 3"
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FORD STANDARD COUPE, i93lLUsed only
a few months and very earetully hanalea,
This car has MANY extras too numerous 10
mention Repossessed from f., former ,, owner.
Your chance to save over Sl25 from n"W-
car cost and receive full new car guarantee;
So7 so down, balance easy monthly drives
This car out. Cherner 5. Ford dealer. 1901
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FORD SPORT ROADSTER. i930-Thoroush-
" reconditionPd: 1863; terms trade:
guaranteed, Arlington Motor Co.. Rosslyn'
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FORD VICTORIA, l93i-2un only 800 miles
new in every respect end carries new-car
guarantee. Your opportunity TO buy a pIac-
ficellv new car with as little as $3.50 down.
balance easy monthly NeeklyS payments.
See 1t at Cherner'S, Ford dealers, 1871 You
st Omen until 10 D M.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-25
Tonight

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 Deer Stations
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 WFLA, WIOD, KWK, WREN.
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La gaceta., 1931-01-03

do, que iba cargado d@yresosI h
2habian escapado * /pistold
James Turner, BThicago, COY
dqnado per eATasalto al viej'
jose H. Eekmeder, de Oil CitH
Pa; Ornsby c. Kaiser, G. D
Moates, Bush Dykes, H. c
Shields, Han Richardson, Igna.
clio Scalaria y Paul Summerall
Dirigiendo un grupo de dipu.
tad9s Ell sheriff Sc puso en- ac.
ci6n, con la esperanto de captu-
rar a los criminales. >
Notificado de que tres de los
eyadidos habian penetrado en-
una casa de Englewood, dejan-
do la ropa que vestian Y ponien
dose trajes de Gale, Mr.. Jough-
in sali6 en- direction de Temple
La gaceta., 1931-01-03
?. p
LTMPIA CIENTTFTCAMENTt
LA SANGRE Y LA TONlFICA
ANADEENDOLE FUERZA Y
PRODUCTENDO CARNE
SOLIDA Y MUSCULO

Durante 40 amos P. P. p. ma
dado alivio a miles de perso'
las que han sufrido de debili.
dad, dolores, erupciones de la
piel, granos y perdida de pc.
80. Estas molestias han tenido
orfgen en- la pobreza Y debili.
dad de la sanRre.
P. P. P. renueva los cor.
pdsculos rojos y hace la sangre
RIGA y pura Cuando este sc
obtiene desaparece ell sufri
miento, regresan las fuerzas ,
ell sistema recupera 81 condI-
ci6n saludable.
Dele que ]e devue,va su sa-
lud.
listed no arriesga I'm centa
vo en- usar P. P. p. Su boti.
carlo tiene instcucciones para
devolverle su dinero 81 no que
d satisfecho dsepues de ussf
la primera botella. Tai es la fe
que tenemcs en- p. P. P.
IConsentira listed en- seguif
sufriendo, sintiendcse debil,
CT ando puede gozar de buena
salud, fuerza y felici1adf
C6mprelo hoy.
La gaceta., 1931-01-03

! Terrace, acompanado de los di-
al putados Albert Newbei YER y
uE, H. Pittsburg~
lsfAl llegar am campo alberto
cur de lascarretera de Temple
a. trace el sheriff y sus dipuV
RS VIC m q 'tres de los coZa.c-
,fcs. Turner, Kaiser Y Y 1tes,
9ue trataban de escondCo9se.
! Turner levsnt6 su revolver
apuntando al sheriff y entonces
Sc hizo fuego contra el. Herido
en- un hombro, ell pistolero apun.
to de nuevo al sheriff y, enton
ces sc lie hizo fuego con una es-
copeta cayendo herido de muer-
te.
Los otros hombres, Kaiser y
La gaceta., 1931-01-03
BY Stafford

Tan pronto Sc supo la evasion
de Turner ell primer acto del
sheriff fue ofreeer cien pesos
por s ucaptura.
Ell grupo que anda persiguien
do a los criminales Sc compone
de II hombres y Marcia a su
frente ell sheriff.
La gaceta., 1931-01-03

tfajo a remolque ell vaporcit1
Ontario.
Hoy atracara la goleta ingle-
sa Rubens, consignada a los her
manos KirRconnell.
RuSbo a Seattle, San Francis
30 y Los Angeles. con satas de-
Tutas en- conserva, parti6 aver
Ell Tapor americana Point Re-
yes.
La gaceta., 1931-01-03

do con Bush Dykes, que
ell cami6r\ quien lanz6
~ Niculo contra la cuneta,
w. d4ANue aprovech6 Turner
para@ a Bob Faison, un
guarda, la pistola que llevaba.
Dykes quito ell rifle al jefe del
grupo. captain Hughes.
A los hombres de Dykes Sc les
busca por los pantanos y Ell She
riff tiene la esperanto de recap
turarlos en- ell dia de hoy.
Turner, Dykes y O'Shields He
vaban grillos puestos, pero des-
pues del ataque Sc los limaron,
quitandoselos.
La gaceta., 1931-01-03
MFO2nkaON
DEI%sY!ERTO

Procedente de Wins on
esperar 6rdenes, entr6 Aer Ia
barca americana WoukeskA La
4
La gaceta., 1931-01-03


Ell SHERIFF JoUGHIN MA
TO AL PIsTC4EkO JAMES
TURNE2 QUE NSE HABIA
ESCAPADO DE IN CANTON
CARGADO DE PRESOS
~bE
OTROS DOG DE LOS EVA
DIDOS Sc RINDIERON
En- la manana de aver Sc lie
comunic6 al sheriff R. T. Jough-
in que de I'm canton del conda-
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

Beirut, the leading center Ct educa-
ton in the Near East, has more
schools and colleges, native and for
eign, than any city of its size In the
world But it's girls schools, before
the World war, were all foreign and
more or less of missionary charac-
ter. That is why Moslem parents re-
fused to send their daughters to them.
But during the war, when all the
foreign schools were closed, a Syrian
woman, Mary Kassab, opened native
school in the building Of the English
mission. The success Of this school
was such that the attendance In
few years rose from 20 to 300, and an
enthusiasm for education was kindled
in all the neighboring countries. From
Irak, from Palestine, from all parts
Of the Arabic-speaking world, girls
of all creeds -Moslems and Christians
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

This was the memorable winter OF
1866 and 1853, the story OF which the
Senecas handed down from father to
son for many generations-a winter IN
which all game seemed to have gone
from the face of the earth, and when
hardship and starvation killed tenth
of the three westernmost OF the SIX
Great Nations. the Senecas, the Cayu-
gas, and the Onondagas.
At first Jeems was partly prepared,
because he had killed buck, and with
Wuskoo's shrewd assistance had
marked a number of trees In which
raccoons were sure to hibernate. But
late in January famine drew closer
about the cabin on the Little Selus,
and Jeems travelled farther In his
hunts, until he was gone two days at
a time. In February, he made four OF
these hunts and found no game. The
cold was terrific. Trees cracked like
rifles in the woods. Bitter winds con-
tinued night and day. Wood Pigeons
eyes grew larger and her body more
fragile as the weeks passed. Each
time Jeems came In from his hunts
she blazed up like fire in her happi-
ness, but he could mark the steady
fading of her strength. He hunted
with almost insane energy. Every
thing was for her when famine
clutched at them hardest.
Torturing fears assailed Jeems. Toll
nette was never out Of his mind, for
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
TOO MUCH BOTHER

The lady from the country had seen
most of the clocks in the store, but
lone seemed to suit her.
The salesgirl, as a last resort,
brought forth cuckoo clock and ex-
planned how the door flew open and
the bird cuckooed. The customer
,eemed impressed but shook her head.
"You don't like it?" asked the girl.
81 do, but it's bother enough to re-
member to wind it, without thinking
If feeding the bird"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
EA ,
&C |

When you feel headache coming on,
It's time to take Bayer Aspirin. Two
tablets will head it off, and you can
finish your shopping in comfort.
Limbs that ache from sheer weari-
ness. Joints sore from the beginnings
OF cold. Systemic pain. The remedy
is rest. But immediate relief is yours
for the taking; a pocket tin of Bayer
Aspirin is protection from pain
wherever you go.
Get real aspirin. Look for Bayer
on the box. Read the proven direc-
tons found inside every genuine
Bayer package. They cover head
aches, colds, sore throat, toothache,
neuralgia, neuritis, sciatica, lumbago,
rheumatism, muscular pains, etc.
These tablets do not depress the
heart. They do nothing but stop the
pain. Every druggist has Bayer
Aspirin in the pocket size, and in
bottles. To save money, buy the
genuine tablets by the hundred. Don't
experiment with limitations.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
WOMEN: wofch your
B q w e S

What should women do to keep their
bowels moving freely? A doctor
should know the answer. That is why
pure Syrup Pepsin is so good for
women. 1t just suits their delicate
organism. It is the prescription of an
old family doctor who has treated
thousands of women patients, and
who made a special study of bowel
troubles.
1t is fine for children, too. They
love its taste. Let them have it every
time their tongues are coated or their
skin is sallow. DR.. CaldwelPs Syrup
Pepsin is made from fresh laxative
herbs, pure pepsin and other harm
less ingredients.
When you've sick headache.
can't eat, are bilious or sluggish;
and at the times when you are most
apt to be constipated, take little OF
this famous prescription Gall drug
stores keep it ready in big bottlesl,
and you'll know why DR.: Caldweh's
Syrup Pepsin is the favorlte laxative
of over million womenI
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

even In his sleep he dreamed of her.
She, too, was part Of this fight to
hold life together.
At night, when the wind howled and
trees walled in their distress, he
sweated in fear, and more than once
the thought came to him to abandon
his family and 60 in search of Toi-
nette. His visions Of the fate which
might be overtaking her became al
most unbearable. His hunts were not
long now, and seldom took him more
than three or four miles from the
cabin, for his own strength was ebbing.
His only hope was to kill an occa-
sional bird, and it was in the darkest
prayers. In blizzard against which
he was working his way in half-blind-
ness, he stumbled upon doe as weak
as himself and killed her. Without
this stroke Of fortune, Wood Pigeon
and Wuskoo must have died. When
the thaws came, they were alive. Rae
coons began to appear and feshy roots
could be gathered out of the opening
streams. Early March brought
warm break in which Jeems and his
companions started for Chenufsio.
Food was plentiful on the way, and
each night they gathered strengthening
sap from the naples.
They arrived at Chenufsio. The
people there had lived frugally on
their supplies, and from the first run
ming of the maple sap had been max
ing sugar. Only four families had
preceded Jeems to the village, and Of
their number. which was twenty-eight,
FIVE had died. No word had been re-
ceived from Tiaoga and his warriors
The maple sap ran steadily. In
spite Of this opening grace of spring,
there hung over Chenufsio grim
specter whose shadow grew darker
with each day that passed.
This specter was death. Scarcely a
family returned which did not bring
grief with it. And All De Bah, the
mightiest hunter Of them all, did not
come. No one had heard Of him. No
one knew where he was. Fifty
seventy-a hundred-and then hun
dred and fifty Of those who had gone
in the breakup were accounted for
by the end Of March. Among them
was Mary Daghlen. OF their number,
thirty had died. Still All De Bah, the
Tall Man, did not come.
Then he appeared one day. He was
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

out NuApA NA0o
jeski has done so.
The worlds fore
most bridge build
er, holder of the
John Fritz gold
medal, the highest
honor that the en-
gineers of the
United States can
confer on a men,
Der Of their profess
sion, dreamed, as a
lad Of fifteen, Of be-
coming a great en-
gineer. He sacri-
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Influences on Prices

AS Macauley said, with the excep-
ton Of the alphabet and the printing
press, no set Of inventions has tended
to alter civilization so much as those
which abridge distance-such as the
railway, the steamship, the telephone,
the telegraph, and that conveyor of
information and advertisements, the
newspaper. These all tend, therefore,
to decreage prices.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

Golden Medical Discovery entirely
relieved me of this trouble. There is
nothing better for liver and. stomach
trouble than the Golden Medical Dis
covery.' advise others to try it,
Mrs. John LIE Feuvre, 403 S. Chandler
st. Fluid or tablets. All druggists.
Free medical advice to users of DR..
Pierce's medicines. Write to DR.. Pierce's
Clinic, Buffalo. N. T.. enclosing medi.
cine wrapper.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
A YentriIoauist

Orderly taps at the door Of the SER
yeant-major's bunk.
SIN. (from inside)-Hullo, hullo !
What do you want?
I ORDERLY have a verbal message
tor you, sir.
s.-M.-All right, put it under the
door.-Pearson's
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
xxx X *******3
Girls of Arabian Race Eager for Instruction

and Druses-come today to the Ahli-
yah school Of Mary Kassab. The Sc
cret of its popularity, according to
writer in the New York Times lies
principally in the fact that. besides
being native, 1t Is non-sectarian. Tech
nically and executively also it enjoys
an unusual reputation.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
A Tough Proposition

First Chorus Girl-That new fellow
of mine has both money and brains.
Second Chorus Girl-Well, that's the
way they are coming nowadays, and
It is some proposition for girl.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
His Moneys Worth

Springer-So you paid $50 for a
seat at the prize fight? Did you get
$50 worth of fighting?
Hensley-I did when my wife found
out about it,
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Not Yet Alarming

Mose-Well, Marinda, what-all de
doctah say am de mattah wild you?
Marinda-De doctah say Abs got
angelina expectoris, but Ah-m not wor.
ried much as he says it's only in Its
insipid stage.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Good Old Gal

Sarcastic Boss-I noticed there were
$4,000 people present on the afternoon
that your grandmother was buried.
Office Boy (rising to the occasion)
II couldn't swear to that, sir, but
grandma was always very popularl
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
A Rank Growth

Magistrate Tin English court)-Did
you threaten the lady next door, or
use any abusive language?
Woman did not use either threats
or language to her-but a few words
sort of cropped up.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Hard to Handle

"In Russia children are brought up
by the state"
"Well, it would take an act Of con-
gress to do anything with my kid"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Cistercian Robe

When the order of Cistercian monks
was established in 1908 the habit was
brown, but it was soon changed to
white
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Ode to Winter

The fortune teller prates to you
OF money by the bale,
But would rather listen to
The paying teller's tale.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
The Boyhood
of Famous B,
| Americans fitzgerald i y;
Ralph Modjeski

Few of us are fortunate enough to
make our early dreams come true.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Take. Practice

Mr.. Newlywed (sighing hopefully
Well, / suppose the first hundred are
the hardest.
Friend-Years or dollars?
Mr.. Newlywed-No, biscuits.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Ouch!

Another doggone liar
Is Dentist McQuirt;
He says: Relax, my boy,
This isn't going to hurt"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

Leading Question
Elephantdown-I tell you, no one
can fool my wife.
Horsefeathers-The how did you
get her?
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

"You say you are engaged. Then !
guess there's no hope for me-"
"Cheer up, many favorite has been
beaten by a rank outsider"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07

"Do you know sure cure for In
eyes, get job on the police force"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
STOMACH and
LIVER TROUBLE
Spokane, Wash.

Spokane, w ash.
-"I was suffer-
ing from stomach
and liver trouble.
My stomach was
upset, my food
would not digest
would sour and
CO me up and
cause me distress.
But two bottles
of DR.. Pierce's
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-05-07
Her Motto

Her Motto
Bronson-Our cook is the LATEST
I've ever seen!
His Wife-Yes, she thinks that
too many broths spoil the cook.