The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-01-15
Good evening.
 O-O-o B-R-R-R-R, IT'S COLD
"A SMILES THE THING"

ne auto 1elt Just like barn,
 Twas cold. At times the thing I'd like to darn
 Twas cold. The engine spitted quite a bit. It seemed one cylinder didn't hit But time is time and so we fit,
 Twas cold. I hope the cold wave doesn't last, Twas cold, 1 hate the icy winter blast,
 Twas cold. No more today I'm gonna roam, I'll pack my duds and go on
 home, The cold gives me pains in the
 dome,
 Believe me, dear readers, it's cold.
 o-O-o A noted London author says America is a nation of clowns. He must have seen our senators and Noh5 SoGihSU III dClloH.
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 The man who thinks there is health in pills is an awful pill to begin with. o-O-o The vitality of the stock market has been sapped, says a noted econ- omic expert. But not by the saps who bought the stock.
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 And now women are demand ing that they be permitted to serve the country as letter car riers. Mail women, so to speak. O-O-o Heaven to some is a state of mind but they never seem to mind it at that.
 Some men never sit on ton of the world until 1t hits bot tom.
 The man who respects his wife is going to have a respecting wife, re- that.
 The honeymoon is over when she sees him with four days beard on his face.
 o-O-o If prohibition is a farce the vets seem to be pretty sincere in their ef- forts to kill it.
 Words of wisdom the wise men forgot: When the mercury goes down, the coal bill goes up.
 O-O-o Many poor nut would have been better off had he bo1ted life years ago.
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 BLUES. Sitting in my cOzy den, The radio huns, "Bluc Again." And the rain pattcrs on the panes. So "I Get the Blues, When 1t
 Rains.'' From the very tiny kitchen, I hear old mammy pitchin', When Black Mans Blue," Poor nanny, why are you blue ? They sing. "Truc Blue LOu," I hear them crOOn, "Oh, Am
 Bluc?" ! just can't seem to loose, Those old symphonic blues.
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 AnsOnia. Would you call Connecticut gov ernment now, Cross between a democratic governor and republi- can legislature?
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 Nowadays it's not how much bread in the, pantry, but how much gas in the tank.
 o-O-o We are living in mechanical age they tell us and yet a lot of me- are out of a job.
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 The silver throated orator probably started out as gold toothed travelling salesman.
 o-O-o Christmas trees make ideal gifts for remembrance. You're picking needles from the living room floor for six months afterward.
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 OHMIGOSH. Here lies the body of Plumber Joe, Acclaimed by young and old, Joe never once, forgot his tools, And now my stOry's told. O-O-O More rubber is used in the new autos than ever before. So perhaps that's why so many people rubber at theli during the shows.
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 The Pathfinder" says Musso- lini has strengthened out every thing in Italy with the exception of the spaghetti.
 o-O-o When a man begins to lose his hair the women begin to lose inter- est in him.
 When bachelors start getting homesick the dear gals have chance.
 America is producing a standard type of politician says Sinclair Lew is. And a pretty low standard, all things considered.
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 Words of wisdom the wise men forgot: You'll need law ma- kers just as long as you have law breakers. Wonder what the dry cleaners will do if the country goes wet?
 O-O-O This concludes our regular Thurs day evening program. It was broadcast by DBD and came to you through the courtesy of the Water- bury Evening Democrat, pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time to be back on the air again tomorrow evening at the usual hour
 O-O--o Good night.