The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-01-22
Good evening.
 O-O-o LIFE'S END
"A SMILES THE THING"

Its ripples sweep friends onward. Thus in the stream of Life Actions create comrades for thee The goal may be wretehed with
 strife But the rainbow still has room
 for thee!
 ........ AL. They say heaven will protect the working girl but now that so many of them are idle, where's the pro- tection coming from.
 o-O-o I suppose lip reading is much more distinguishable If the lips have been treated very gener- ously to lip stick.
 o-O-o Remember this, the man of iron will rust through in time. What we want is the man of brass.
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 Nowadays when a man falls on an icy walk, the first thing
 
 o-O-o The Good Book says that it is as easy for 6 rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven as 8 camel to enter the eye of a needle, which probably means he'll have to hump to get in.
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 The girl who buys a leopard coat probably spotted" it in the window of the store.
 O-O-o Modern version: Never let your right hand know what left hand CT is doing.
 A cigar generally gets all puffed up. once it is purchased by the veteran smoker.
 o-O-o The sweetest story ever told: Sugar Reduced.' Then there was chap named Wood who always ordered a plank steak.
 Nowadays if a man wears heavy gold watch and chain instead of the more conventional wrist timepiece, he's probably a reformed race track gambler.
 The real test of love. Let the bride go down town and re- turn with a $14.98 hat.
 o-O-o The silk worm is the chap who pays for silk but only gets glossy finish on his shirt.
 o-O-o The ancient order of cork pullers are still wondering if the Wickersham report is "a flop or a pop.
 l suppose if the Ground Hog sees it's shadow it will mean six weeks more before the sauerkraut barrel is empty.
 A traffic cop has to be light headed in order to know when it's green or red. World war veterans marched on Washington yesterday, demanding the payment of their cash bonus "The Sig $arade" so to speak.
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 TEE, HEB. And so they were married, (These tales to-day are fOrced,) Let's read the modern version, And so they were divorced.
 o-O-o Cows were the first means of transportation that came equipped with horns.
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 I suppose they figure fingers were made before centrals, per- haps that is why dialing is com ing into being.
 o-O-O Laughter is dimple on the cheek dimples.
 Heiress Will Only Marry Man Capable of Having Mous- tache.-News item. There's a hair raising story for you. < o-O-o Golf is more popular than ever before. I suppose any chain of sport is no stronger than the weakest links.
 Autos and grape fruit are both capable of doing consid- erable splashing.
 o-O-o suppose some men collect stamps because all their other ambition. have been cancelled.
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 The rooster does lot of crow ing, but don't forget the hens lay the eggs.
 o-O-o Seek and ye shall find. Sneak and ye are fined.
 o-O-o Artificial tan seems to be all the rage now. Years ago. mother pro. vided the children with it, using the hair brush rather generously
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 Funny what a shift in times will do. To-day the great American public is interested in the meat market. not the stock.
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 Don't forget that cream is one thing you've got to whip into shape. This completes our regular Thurs. day evening program. It came tt |you over DBD and was broadcas by the Waterbury Evening Demo, crat, pioneer in this type of. news. paper work. We are signing off al this time. to be back on the ail again tomorrow evening at the usual hour.
 o-O-o Good night.