The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-30
Good evening. o--O-o A CHINESE LOVE MATCH
"A SMILES THE THING"

one leIt Denlhd, The lawyer smiled. She caught the glance. Though Chink she lacked, Chinaman's chance. The morals clear,
 To those who read, Though Chink or white, Mark we'll the creed, Bank figures lure.
 That fact you'll find, When love to brides Figure is blind. Coolidge has come out for the Saturday Evening Post.
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 Frogs, hundreds of them, fall during d violent storm across the water. A rain of terror, so to speak.
 o-O-o The new Waldorf Astoria opened to-day, the largest hotel in the world, About as near as some of us will get to it will be a picture postcard.
 The prohibitionists want to send Uncle Sam's clothes to the dry cleaners and the antis are all for hustling them to the wet wash. But perhaps if they wrapped him in cello phane, both sides would be satisfied.
 A well-dressed man nowadays may have B. O., B. k. and P. A.
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 so TT GOES A little kiss each morning,
 (So reads the marriage book. ) May evoke much wonders, If the kissed ones not the cook.
 o-O-o The honeymoon is over when she suggests that he wash his own socks.
 o-O-o az Politics are beginning to warm up. Some of the speak CTS at rallies last night wore topcoats and gloves.
 o-O-o Why not lay off some of the congressman and senators during the depression and economize on hot air?
 GOO Now they're electrifying grand father clocks. Pretty soon grand mother will be wearing rolled stockings.
 THIS THING CALLED LIFE Up each morning, off to the grind, A smile, shadow, . joke or
 two, This is the program of life each
 day, That's about all there is to do.
 o-O-o Life is a looking glass, and some of the lockers. like the glass, are pretty well cracked.
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 Princess Eugenie stockings are scheduled to make their appearance. I suppose the boys will remark about the shape they're in.
 o-O-o Princess Eugenie gloves are al- so coming out. Last year the girls looked like queens, this sea- son like princesses.
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 OH DEAR ME Why all this rumble, Of gangstcrs running wild, You sec they went in rumble seats Out for a rumble ride.
 o-O-o SHE-"I get better view of things with my new Eugenie Der by hat"
 HE-"Oh yes, You Seymour"
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 There seems to be a lack of wick in the Wickersham re- ports.
 Another slight earthquake has been felt Tn California. Joe Brown probably closed his mouth with a bang at the Hollywood studios.
 o-O-o If it gets much colder they'll be using snow balls in the world series games.
 The only thing really lower in America to-day is the spirit of MT Average Person.
 o-O-o Lindbergh says the Chinese villages looks strange from the air. Almost as funny as Nah Jongg sets. I suppose.
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 TEE, HEB. She married dentist, Now she's jealous as can he. Of every pretty gal. who seeks Her husbands dentistry. We mock one another in dress" says a noted woman stylist. Yeah, and sometimes the gals smock one another.
 You'll generally find blind tigers up a blind alley.
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 England has dropped the gold standard but the gold standard apparently hasn't dropped England.
 o-O-o This concludes our regular mid- week program. It came to you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Democrat, pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time f0 he hack m the afr aOafn to-morrow evening at the usual hour.