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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

He toiled and shaved. His eyes
grown dim by lamplight were
but pinpoints in the day. Fleet
ing youth had left him long
since, many years. His daily
tasks were never done. and vul-
turelike they lowered round
about. Reports he cast away.
useless and forgotten; bilged
prelims. "F's' and "E's" he
rent asunder and soraped the
bits--dreams shattered-hopes
forgotten. Deans frowned on
him as only ht to wipe the dust
from off their desks. Classes
came and went The boys with
whom he once had chummed
were passing on and ever slav-
ing. ever striving for the best
that in him was, he thought OF
his sad lot. Graduation But
after all, janitors don't gradu-
ate.
-cornrR Wi5c7.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

OF preparation 70 the attaining OF
that popularity which 20 speedily
changed 20 his rejection.
In the lesson Of this quarter
emphasis is laid upon the essen
tial teachings OF Jesus. IN the first
lesson under the parable OF those
who chose prominent places at the
feast TO which they were invited.
Jesus teaches the lesson Of humil-
ity. and with the same lesson was
associated the deep aspect of this in
the recognition Of the little child.
The arrogant and proud are sure
to undervalue little children. SO
that the lesson Of humility was
properly enforced in the blessing
Of the little ones.
JESUS Triumphs
Our lessons have then proceeded
through the parable OF the prodigal
son. the story OF the rich man and
Lazarus, the parable OF the Phari-
see and the publican al prayer. the
story OF the conversion or Zacchae-
us. and the parable Of the pounds
70 the triumphal entry Of Jesus
into Jerusalem and the preparation
for the end. From this we have
been plunged in sudden contrast In
the study Of the sufferings Of Geth-
semane and Calvary. with the clos
ing lessons Of the quarter empha-
sizing the triumph Of the resurrec-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
AN ANCIENT PREJUDICE
HAS BEEN REMOVED

| wouldn't trade my four
years at college for half OF the
Garden of Eden.-Adam.
| think a college is the best
thing of its kind in America
Moses.
My favorite dreams are about
college boys. - Thomas De-
Quincy.
Whenever ! see a young sol
der rising from the ranks, /
inquire about him. Ninety-nine
times out of a hundred he is a
college man.-Julius Cesar.
Who says college doesn't pay?
Red Grange.
Every college man should be
able to read and write.-Charle-
magne.
! always send my children to
college.-Solomon.
AS long as here are colleges.
there will be college men.-Con-
fucius.
Happy ways are college ways.
Ben Franklin.
| have found that oo-eds make
the hest wives. Henry VIII.
NV strongest opponents were
college men. - Alexander the
Great.
| am a college man.-Musso-
lini.
] would just as soon marry a
college man as any other. -
Doris Blake
Ny best work was done in
c~ollege.-Ananias.
-Grinnsg AsIteasfr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
new THOMPSON
HOME FINISHED
Valley Firm Completes
BUILDING of Third
Mortuary

RAYMONDVILLE. June 1T.-The
new Thompson Mortuary is COM
pleted. The building In 40 10 by 40
fl. and on a lot 100 by 40 feet on
West Hidalgo Ave. between the
business district and the CanzE
House. n Is OF hollow tile and Il
stucco construction and has q lar3e
chapel seating from I25 to 80
people.
This Is the third full unit oE the
Thompson Mortuary. the other tWo
units being located IN Harlingen
and San Benito. MI. Thompson is
one of the first funeral directors III
the Valley. having been here for
the past eleven years He is the
grandson OF the founder OF the
Thompson Mortuary. which was
founded In 1874. his father and
then himself carrying on the busl-
ness through three generations.
The chapel Is equipped with a
piano. two beautiful art glass WIN
dows facing the entrance. The CELL
ing Is OF white. the walls OF pearl
gray and tan curtains and roSe
colored Grapes are at the windows.
Two shower lights containing SIX
lights each furnish the lights. The
chair covers are white with the
name I'm red letters. The family room
is furnished similar TO the chapel
and Is furnished with rug. reed fur
nittrp and other ccnvenienceg
-Four hundred feet OF Athael
hedge have been planted around
the edges Of the lot. and an arch
gate covered with climbing roses
gives entrance 20 the space I'm the
rear Of the building enclosed by
the hedge. Shrubbery and bushes viii
be planted az the proper time and
by next year this will be one OF the
most beautiful places In Raymond
vile.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
TAPS-A SONG
JACK planters.

Darkness comes to smother care
Like a nice biz mother bear;
We hear the 5UelcoHfe notes OF
taps
AHd bundle ab Uith hopes OF
maps.
-WaIioTI Purple cor.
r. r. Bookseller: Who'll
take The Life of Amos and
indy for one dollar?
-BostoE Bcsnfoi.
Honey: That boy you were
riding with has trouble with his
vision2
Girl; Yeah. he sees parking
spots before his eyes.
State Li0n.
A literary background is a
fine thing to have and many a
man must be thankful he
worked in a drugstore long
enough to get one.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA
9TH ADAMS

On Tuesday and Friday nights,
mission meets.
Saturday night at 7.30 meetings
in the market square. preceding
other services.
Spanish services following session
In market square.
Sunday afternoo.- from two 10
three. services in the Jail.
Sunday at BIS p. m, at the hall
Capt. z. w. Anderson.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
THE MEXICAN
AT A GLANCE
BY One Who Knous

A philanthropic Mexican has
financed a training school for
future presidents Of the repub-
lie. This was done because az
the astounding shortage which
has been 80 noticeable Of late.
The new school will present
courses in bullet bomb
catching and first aid. Only men
past the age of fifty will be al
lowed to attend. because after
that age they are not much use
70 anyone anyway.
Mexican scientists are work.
ing on a new type Of gun that
goes off automatically every
time a president IS within two
hundred yards.
Ii Is rumored that the Next
cans were the people who origi-
nally sold to the New York 20
lice their ideas on how to shoot
innocent bystanders.
Maybe the delegates to the
London Peace Conference
would like a short vacation in
Mexico. We wouldn't ever
have to hire somebody 70 shoot
them.
-Waii0rI PurfIs c0u.
Bump: Has your wife learned
to drive the car yet?
Bumper: Yes, in an advisory
capacity.
If the person who picked up
the pony in u. Fl. will return
same before the geology final.
reward will be paid and all
questions will be answered"
-HoTth1ss'sys PHysls Psvv0t
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
AND PROGRAMS OF THE CHURCHES

Pastoral prayer.
Offertory, Morning prayer--Stge-
abog.
Announcements.
Communion hymn No. 335 Jesus
Master hear me Now"
Solo. The City of Light-Blaker:
Mrs. II. j. Howard
Sermon, The sin OF Achan.'
Hymn OF invitation No. 8l3 Who
at my door is standing"
Benediction.
Postlude. TIE Deum-Sturgis.
Christian Endeavor meetings.
Junior, intermediate and Senior. Z
D. m.
Evening preaching service at 8
o'clock. on roof auditorium. Sermon
sub. "A World without God" The
orchestra will play a special num-
Der. Everybody invited.
II. j. Howard. Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST
Corner Elizabeth and West Second
Streets

First Church Of Christ, Scientist
Of Brownsville. Texas, a branch OF
the Mother Church. The First
Church OF Christ, Scientist. in
Boston, Massachusetts,.
Sunday school at GAS a. m.
Sunday morning services at 100
Subject: Christian Science.
A Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 800 o'clock.
Reading room in the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 10 500 p. m.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
MEXICAN METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School $3.50 a. m. Super
intendent Rev. 3. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 p. m.
Evening Service 7:45 p. m. by the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday Ia .. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
F. Ramos, pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
THE WRECK

NO, sir, the trouble is not
due to any lack Of care on your
part. It seems to me that your
power is not being transmitted
properly, and its my opinion
that there is a breakdown in the
ignition system. OF course, If
you insist, | can have one OF my
mechanics overhaul it. But l
fear that it would be a complete
waste of time. | feel reasonably
certain that the damage is ire
parable. My advice to you, my
dear sir. is to purchase another
cigarette lighter"
-dHHafoliS Loo.
H looked so stupid when he
proposed TO me-"
well. darling. look what a
stupid thing he was doing"
-AnHafoiI Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School at $50. w. w.
Underwood. Superintendent.
Business Mems Bible Glass at the
Queen Theater. at GAS. Prof. r. J.
Bingham, teacher.
Other classes for all grades and
ages.
The pastor will preach at 10 so a.
m. and 8 p. m.
Special music by the vester choir.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

10 a. m.-High Mass. short SER
mon.
1880 p. m-Evening services.
Rosary and Benediction.
Society Communion days: First
Sunday Of month. Children of Mary:
second Sunday, Holy Name Society;
third Sunday, Altar Society; fourth
Sunday. Christ Cadets.
Special First Friday services: 7
a. m. Communion Mass; 1880 p.
m. Holy Hour.
You will find a hearty welcome
at Sacred Heart Church and Rec
tory.
Rev. Paul A Lewis,
o. NJ. /, Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

This was the happiest mo-
ment Of her life Her boy was
graduatingl She had watched
him porting over his work day
By day, until finally he had
achieved the end He had la
bored four solid years faithful
y and increasingly. putting all
else aside for is work. And
now he had done it, Instead Of
blowing measuring glasses, he
was now graduating them.
Cornell Widcu.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH

Sunday:
Masses at 600. 100. $50 and
$50. :
Evening at 1880. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 7.30: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday OF the month,
masses at 6 and Z o'clock with even
ing devotions at 7.30.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening OF Saturday and
the eve Of major feasts.
Rev. Joseph Rose. o. NJ. I.
Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
HELLO, SUCKER

They said Hello" to me first
day
And at their home they lot me
play.
Then I became their Pledge, hey,
hey!
I'm q sucker.
They took NY MONEY, I ait gay,
They padded me. az right, OF,
I haze a pin. a frat mans S5ody,
In q sucker.
Ard at their party, TernS Kay
Cornersd me, a helpless prey,
She took my Pin. IN eveyy sudy
I'm a sucker.
She'll marry NE, zrith dough IN
mind,
BIT she is dumb, and ! an
blind.
For. she is broke, and 7, no
"frd."
She'll Be the sucker.
Temple czL.
-
If the tux fits. borrow Il.
--Aefrs Dsns Jsselsy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
Call That Number
Phone No. IL

Call that number and order
The Brownsville Herald 10 fol-
low you wherever you 60. II viii
keep you informed OF every
thing going on back home and
everywhere else. You will find
Ii more convenient TO read than
strange papers because you know
just where 70 find everything
you want and the cost Is quite
reasonable.
Rates. 75c per month.
Before you leave. telephone or
mail your order TO the Circuiaar
ton Department.
The Brownsville Herald "
Phone II
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
FOR THE PRESENT

Darling he cooed, I'll never
forget you"
I'll tell you something that will
make you forget me-" she said.
What is ii. darling7''
Tomorrow is my birthday" -
Answers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

Senior Showing freshman
over the house,: How do you
like this interior job?
Frosh: HINT might be
worse.
Senior: Sir, ! hope you will
retract that statement.
Frosh: Very well, sir - it
couldn't be worse
Lafayette Lyre.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Sunday School az 9.45 a. m Nh.
Cleve Tandy. Supt.
Church Service at 100 a. m.
Rev. John P. Kidd, OF Austin. Tex
as, our Home Mission Evangelist.
will deliver the sermon. Special
music will include organ numbers.
Prelude, "Andante IN A Flat" by
Cody. offertory "Verset for the
Magnificent" by Lemaigre. postlude
"Postlude in @ Major" by Guilmant.
Mrs. A. B. Niven. organist and the
choir will sing The Lord is Ny
Light" by Heyser.
You are cordially invited 10 attend
this service. There will he no service
in the evening.
r. P. Day. Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

Miss Josephine Pierce, organist.
Epworth League devotional serv-
ice at z p. m.
Mid-week worship Wednesday at
8 p. m.
Sterling Fisher. d. D., pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
SACRED HEART CHURCH
Sixth and Elizabeth

Sixth and Elizabeth
Rev. J. z. Williamson. Pastor.
A cordial invitation is extended
10 all.
Z a. m.-Holy Communion, Low
Mass, short instruction.
9 a. m.-Christian Doctrine for
the young folks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
Bulletin Prepared
On Tomato Growing
NV Sad Cnrresnnndent

WESLACO. June 27.-Two new
bulletins soon are TO be prepared BY
w. II. Friend. superintendent OF
the Valley agricultural experiment
station. he said this week.
He will leave about July / for
College Station. where he will pre-
pare his data for the printer.
One Of the bulletins will be on
cold storage OF citrus fruits as based
on observation made during recent
tests in the Valley and the other
VIII be on tomato growing. one OF
the Valleys money industries.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
CHURCH OF THE ADVENT
(EpiScopaiD

7'30 a m.-Hols communion
1000 a. m-Morning prayer and
sermon.
r.. o. Macintosh rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

Physics Prof: Is heat always
generated when two bodies in
motion come together?
Student: No. sir. / hit a guy
yesterday and he knocked me
cold.
Ohio State Srn Dial.
-
Out at Spencer the census
taker used his head. You see,
there are a great many Scotch
men living there, and the popu-
lation is scattered, so all this
boy did was to stand on top Of a
hill and roll a nickel down il and
count the people as they ran BY.
-BoSfoH BssHfot.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
CHURCH OF CHRIST
Los FresnoS

1000 a. m. Bible Lesson.
HOO a. m. Communion.
1:l5 p. m. Young folks meeting.
wednesday evening at 7:30. Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 7:30 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
LUTHERAN CHURCH

Services in the Junior High s-hool
audito rum at Q a. m.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Rev. II. L. Wiederanders, Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
CHURCH OF GOD
Harlingen

Parsonage. 2ls +. Tyler. Phone
532-W.
Sunday school 9:45 a. m.
j. c. Young. superintendent.
Preaching services ll:00 a. m. and
7:30 p. m.
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church OF welcome with a
message.
Rev. r. II Mcneil. Pastor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
GUADALUPE CHURCH

$50 a. m.-Communion Mass.
$3.50 a. m.-Hign Mass.
1880 D. m. - Evening Services.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

The parking problem is be-
coming acute. The last resort
for collegians is to do their
necking in the library on Fri
day nights, where you will al
ways be alone.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

ton and the living presence or
Jesus.
AL this has led UP to application
Of the spirit of the whole teaching
Of Christianity in relation 10 pro-
olems OF conduct. TO cause others
TO stumble. 10 disregard the weak.
or TO be scornful or indifferent 20
what We may regard as their weak
neSSes or their narrow prejudices
Paul represents rs not being the
Christian way Of humility and
kindness.
so We come 70 the conclusion or
the quarters studies 20 the real
sovereignty Of Jesus over the souls
Of men. II Is nothing TO acclaim
him as the king unless we have
made him the ruler In our own
lives. IL Is nothing TO believe In his
resurrection and ascension unless
he Is given the highest place in all
that we think and say and do. To
live IN the spirit of Jesus is the
true expression Of belief in him. and
10 Is that alone that makes US
worthy TO be called by the name
Christian
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
ALL SAINTS CHURCH
Episcopal

49l North Reagan Avenue. San
Benito.
Sexagesima Sunday. Color. vio-
let.
Holy communion. 7:30 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 a. m.
Choral mathis. IL a. m.
Sermon. 1870 a. m.
Rev. w. Everett johnson.
Rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
CENTRAL CHRISTIAN cHI-RCt

Gas a. m. Bible school hour. Come
early and enjoy the orchestra music.
Morning Worship
Prelude. Invocation-Mitchell.
Gloria Patria. Standing.
Invocation.
Hymn No. 323 The churches one
foundation"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

Jake What is il that YOU part
your hair with. ride all over
town in and feed the baby with?
Legg: | can't imagine.
Jake: A comb, ar automobile
and a bottle.
-pr4srFr-r
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE

3 p. m.-Sun0ay preaching SER
vice. Rev. A. N. Bostrom. minister.
8. p. m.-Thursday's Bible class
Is held on wonders OF Bible pro-
phecy. Rev. and Mrs. Geo. N.
Carlson.
Services r held In the Barreda
hall between End and 3rd on Eliz-
abeth street.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
San Renito

Sunday School. Gas a. m.
Preaching HOO a.. m.
N. Y. P. 5. $50. p. m.
Preaching 7:30 p. m.
Midweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
FRS BAPTIST CHURCH

9:45 Modern Bible School-GeorEe
M. Hillyer. Supt.
1885 Morning Worship:
Organ Prelude.
Doxology.
Invocation.
Gloria Patri.
Hymn No. 102.
Silent Worship q minutes.
Hymn No. 80.
Scripture Reading.
Offertory Anthem.
Pastors Message: Clothed with
Power"
Hymn No. SOL.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
TOO B. Y. P. U-Departmentalized
Training-W. z. Collins, General Di-
rector.
500 Evening Worship:
Hymn No. 22l.
Prayer.
Hymn No. 263.
Congregational Service CTestimon-
les and Requests for Prayer.
Oflertory: Solo by Miss Wood
rome Master, the Tempest is Rag
ing"
Pastors Message: THE TEMPER.
invitation Hymn No. 1874.
Today the Pastor breaches on the
Holy Spirit. Tonight on The Temp
ter. Hear these messages. Seven
adults were received into the Church
membership last Sunday. Let every
loyal Baptist and every Christian
not q Baptist who elects 10 help.
dc so by bringing neighbors and
friends TO the services today.
Oscar Lee Smith. Pastor
Wednesday night Prayer Meeting
will be led by ID. S. Leftwich.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

First Tin psych lecture) /:
Wake me up in half an hour.
Second: Why?
First: Might as we'll sleep
prof said we forget fifty per
cent OF what we learn. anyway.
Illinois Siyfr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
BY VIM. 4. GILROY, ID. ID.
Editor of The CpngregationaIist

The review Of the quarters les
sons IS placed under a noble title
and significant subtitle. IN consid-
ering the worlds savior we are
brought Immediately into the SUI
blime association Of suffering
and soytreignty. Jesus Is among
those who stopped 70 conquer. and
the glory Of his triumph and of his
power TO redeem and bless man
kind came along the way that hu-
manity itself has 10 tread-the way
Of sorr0w-leading in his case TO
the very climax Of suffering in the
cross. ~
The full range OF the quarters
lessons can be had only by tax
ing into account the lessons OF the
preceding quarter IN which we
have followed the course Of Jesus
from his childhood through the days
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
HE MADE THE SALE

Book Salesman Now. here is a
book which I am sure will interest,"
you, madam. The Husbands
Friend, or 500 Reasons for Staying
Out Late"
Housewife: And what makes you
think II would interest me?
Salesman: Well, I happen TO have
sold a copy Of II to your husband
this morningl-Humorist
Street and highway traffic con-
ditionS T costing the country
more than $4,000 lives and almost
]. 100000 injuries annually.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

Son: Mother. the Lord must
be getting lazy.
Mother: What do YOU mean?
Son: Well. last night ! saw
the handwriting on the wall.
but it was written in shorthand.
u. az S. Calf. Wa-elg.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

He: How far does that sub
way 60?
Another: To lS0th Street.
the Bronx.
lst Male: Oh. one Of those
bronchial tubes, eh?
-Lafsyc;is Lyrc.
First Cat: But YOU surely
speak to Kitty when you see
her.
Second Cat: I do mott I
don't even notice what she's
wearing
-HabsEh Calcran.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28
The Real Inspiration

This Is the aim and purpose OF
all our studies. IL Is Of little value
70 spend time studying the Scrip
lures unless the study really illum-
mates our minds. warns our hearts
and strengthens our <souls. The
Gopels tell OF the in-breathing OF
the spirit OF God IN the souls on
men. This is the real inspiration. AS
II moved men 10 right words of
truth. as 10 moved Christ to come
to earth and give us his teachings
and his example SO IL moves men
% obey these teachings and TO
find in him that strength to obey
which we call salvation.
The glory Of Christianity In that
its salvation Is not limited. II is
for all who will receive Il. II Is
this that makes the study OF sthe
Bible So important-the wayrarmg
man may find there the way TO
God.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

God so loved the world, that he
gave his only begotten Son. that
whatsoever believeth on him should
not perish, but have eternal life.
The international Uniform SUN
day School Lessen. for June IS.
Jesus. the worlds Savior: suffer-
Ing and Sovereignty. Golden Text:
Join 3.l6.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-28

mo, | never drink coffee in
the morning-it keeps me awake
all day"
Black a Eins Jas.