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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
CENTRAL SENIORS AHEAD
Scores Easily in IntercIass Meet
Koscis of Sophs Stars.

Koscis of sophs Stars.
Central Highs senior class track team
yesterday literally ran rings" around
its junior, sophomore and freshmen op-
ponents, scoring "a points and winning
the annual interclasS meet.
Sophomores took second place, with
20 points, while the juniors followed
with is. The frosh failed to score.
Frank KoScis, sophomore, won the
shotput, the Javelin toss and the broad
jump.
Summaries:
Toward dash-swift (senior), Price tju-
niorl' Schorr (senior) Time. 0i63.
(se s9GysFq R,s dshssSh;orF senior Fonen
Quarter -mile-CrosS (senior). Babcock Ou-
niorl. Buckingham Senior. Time, O:55
o60-yard run-Embrey fsenior), Friedman
Me ru Rnfrs og ssn62 T DTas. ~
smith Csenior). Time. Sits
zz0-yard. hurdles-Boucher (senior), Cal
ian senior, Reamy Senior. Time, o:2s
(sophomore) Distance, 20 feet ia inches,
Broad lump-Koscis (sophomore), Tarbett
senior. Trindle tsophomore). Distance, 10
Pole vault King tsophOmors) rarbett
.seniorl. Trindle (sophomore). Height, 3
Discus throw-Coleman Csenior), oibbons
,,SSophomore), Cassasa (senior). Distance,
High iunnp-Boucher Csenior), Howard Css-
norl, Tarbett tsenior). Height, feet 5
Jayelin throw-Koscis tsophomore). Cohen
Cunior). Lowe 0unior). Distance, i49 feet
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
SEVEN DERBY HORSES
STRICKEN FROM LIST
Withdrawn for Variety of Causes
Sweep All and Joey Bib in
Fast Workouts.
By the Associated Press

By the Associated Press.
LOUISVILLE, KY, April 16.-With
the Kentucky Derby exactly a month
away, of the $50 eligibles have been
declared out Of the race for various
reasons.
Back Log and Oswego, prominent
nominees owned by Gallaher and
Combs, and Aerial Prince, A. L. Fergu-
sons eligible, contracted ailments at
Lexington and were Withdrawn from
training. Lord Swift, an imported non
starter, has not developed fast enough,
and =. B. Shaffer has decided to save
him for the Arlington classic and Amer
lean Derby later in the year. Others
which have been withdrawn are Her
bert M. Woolf's Porternesia, E. B. Nc
Leans SIXTY and James G. Ellis Leros
HonorS for the fastest mile workout
to date are held jointly by Sweep All,
owned by Charles T. Fisher, and Joey
Bibb, c. G. Van Meters candidate. Both
have breezed the distance in I:42 3-5
at Lexington. They clipped q fifth of
. second on the best mark Of Pitts
burgher, 7. z. Mueller's big colt, which
was set at Churchill Downs, a faster
track than the Lexington oval.
Kentucky racing will begin at Lex
tngton Saturday with prospects that no
Derby eligtbles will start in the opening
day feature, the Ben Ali Handicap
though several have been nominated.
The race is over the futurity course
and owners Of Derby eIigibles prefer
not to start their hopefuls against older
horses except in races nearer the Derby
distance. ---s-...-s "a =
Cayuga, T. E. Mueller's 6-year-old.
has been assigned top weight for the
Ben Ali, 116 pounds, with c. v. Whit
ney's Angry and Herbert NJ. Woolfs
Lady Broadcast next with IFS each.
Il: w. Collins Don Leon, II he starts,
VIII have the top weight among the
Derby eligihles, with ITO. Spanish Plav
which won the Louisiana Derby for g.
II. knebelkamp, was assigned I0s. It
Is highly improbable these prominent
Kentucky Derby nominees viii face the
barrier '--N
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
C0LORED SWIMMERS VIE

Armstrong Highs swimming team
VIII meet Dunbar High, Douglas High
OF Baltimore and Howard High of Will
mlngton, Del, at Dunbar High swim
ming pool tomorrow afternoon at 4
O'Clock. 1t will be the first of series
OF four South Atlantic Conference
meets, with two in Washington. one in
Baltimore and the other In Wilmington.
Total points for all four meets will
decide the winner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
B0WSTROM TO QUIT NAVY
Will Seek Coaching Job Following
Graduation at Annapolis.

ANNAPOLIS. Md, April 16 P.-
Robert "Blimp' Bowstrom OF Grand
Rapids, Mich, captain Of Nays 1880
foot ball team, has announced he will
resign from the service at his gradua-
ton In June and seek coaching posi-
ton.
He said his action was prompted by
his love for athletics"
II don't know where viii coach" he
said, but am going to solicit several
Of the big universities"
In addition TO foot ball he played
guard on the Academy basket ball team
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
TO OPEN TENNIS LEAGUE
Bliss and strayer Teams to Play
First Match Saturday.

Bliss Electrical School and Strayer's
will engage in the initial clash Of the
Washington Collegiate Conference Ten
mis- League Saturday on the Bliss courts.
jim Flynn, former Gonzaga captain;
Ed Hooker, Sammy Hook, Rome and
MechaelSon are expected to form a
strong net team for Strayer's.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
REACHES POLO FINAL
Los Nanduces, Conqueror Of Yale
win Battle optimistA

NEW YORK, April Is Cp.-The
highest handicapped team in indoor
polo, Los Nanduces of New York,
qualified to meet Winston Guest
powerful Optin1ists in the final Of the
national open indoor polo championship.
Los NanduceS defeated Yale, winner
of the intercollegiate and class A titles,
"a to -. in the second Semi-final game
after the Optimists had beaten the
Commonwealth Polo Club of Boston,
10 So.
The final viii be played al Squadron
A Armory Saturday night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
MARINES TO GET STARS
Bauer and Schultz Of Navy shoose
Ieatherneck Service.

ANNAPOLIS, Md, April 1s.--The
Marine Corps will get two Of the Naval
Aca6emy's star athletes after the first
class graduates in June, Dale Bauer and
Hynie Schultz having chosen that
branch Of the service.
Bauer Is one Of the Academy's best
ell around men, foot ball quarterback,
basket ball forward and broad Jumper.
Schultz Is the Academys leading
ntcheE. ..-..---
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
REARRANGE TURF TAX

Canadian Tracks to Be Assessed in
Proportion to Receipts.
TORONTO, April 16 CE1.--Taxes on
Canadian race tracks are TO be assessed
this year, according to the business they
do, instead of each being charged q
fiat rate of SIS 900 daily.
All tracks in the Province OF Ontario
will be assessed separately, z. A. Dunlop,
provincial treasurer, announced yester
day, and the daily tax viii be graded
down. according 10 the business shown
in last years figures.
The new plan Is 10 receive the ap-
proyal Of the acknowledgement In
council within the next week.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
HARVARD CREWS BEATEN
Kent School Victorious in Two
Races of I5o-Pounders.

KENT Conn, April Is CE).-Kent
School crews won both races with the
Harvard first and second l50-pound
crews yesterday on the Housatonic
River
The Kent first crew defeated the
Harvard first 150-pound crew by half a
length, covering the Henley distance in
a time Of 6:2245, three seconds under
the old course record.
The second crew led the Harvard
second crew by three-fourths OF length
at the dnish OF the mile course. The
time was 45S.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
RISKO MEETS LEVINsKY
Heavyweight Will Headline Show
in Boston April ri.

BOSTON. April Is P).-Johnny
Risko, veteran Cleveland heavyweight,
will clash with King Levinsky, the
Chicago slugger, In the feature 10
round contest at Eddie Macks next
boxing show at the Arena on April 81.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-16
TO TELL ALLIANCE
It NEEDS NO HELP
viii Pass Polite but Firm
Word to North Central
Association.
BY FRANCIS J. POWERS.

~HICAGO, April 16.-Presi-
dents, faculty representa-
~ tiveS and athletic direct
ors Of the Western Con-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1931-10-01
Il SEE BY THE GAZETTE
MINNIE s. LAuTERsAcH. LOCAL EDITOR

The Woman's Club will meet Mon
day evening, October 5, at the home
of Mrs. G. L. Lynn.
Mrs. Henry Austin is spending the
week at the home of Mrs. William
Knapp and Mrs. Mae Hegge.
MIR. and Mrs. Nels Anderson and
family were guests of Mr.. and Mrs
E. Anderson at Litchfield Sunday.
Miss Vivian Peabody who teaches
at Fairmont spent the weekend at the
home of her brother, Earl Peabody.
William Glassco of Faribault came
here Thursday and visited his moth
err, Mrs. Julia Glasso, and his son Kim
until Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. J. H. Jackson Jr. went
by car to Alexandria Sunday where
the latter remained for visit with
relatives and friends.
A one o'clock luncheon will be Civ
en- at Lauterbach's Tuesday, October
6, to begin the club year for the
Quality club.
MISS Jean Price r. N. of the Will
mar hospital spent Thursday here as
a guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Hass-
enstab.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred R. Orth went
to Minneapolis Sunday for short
visit with relatives. They returned
here Monday evening.
Beautiful Finger Waves and mar
cells will be created by Miss Lola Mock
at the Louise Beauty Shop during the
month of October. 13-1t.
Mrs. H. B. Cole and son Gordon re-
turned Sunday from Milwaukee
where they had spent several days
with Mr.. and Mrs. Francis Bell
Virginia Cole).
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Banker mot
ored to Minneapolis Monday where
they attended the funeral of Mrs
Bankers father, John O'Neill, who
died from injuries received in an au-
tomobile accident last week.
The Methodist Missionary Society
will meet this afternoon at the home
of Mrs. F. G. Hubbard. The devo
tionals will be given by Mrs. j. L
Parsons. Mrs. G.. Kuenzli will intro
duce the new study book and Miss M
Alice Ide will talk on "Alaska.
Lunch will be served by Mines. Ber
Kleaver, F. w. Stanton, Oscar Hill
ger and F. G. Hubbard.
Mrs. Walter Symes of Renville AM
Mrs. o. j. Holman of Seattle, Wash
ington shared honors at bridge lunch
con given Tuesday by Mrs. R. W
Serkland. Small prizes were given t
all those holding high honors an
also to those making grand slams
Mrs. w. A. Brand and Mrs. Mar,
Ward were awarded prizes for hig
and low scores. Mrs. John Dale, Mr..
Melbourne Smith and Mrs. Sar
Smith of Renville were other out G
town guests.
Judge A. R. A. Laudon will hol
the following hearings in the coul
house, Monday, October 5. Claims
Samuel A. Wittwer, John Longbot
tom, Henry Eastman, and Ole Christ
ensen. Annual account: Willia1
Patrick Bolger. Final accounts
Charles H. Peavey, Joseph Benedik
Joseph Blake, Carl Raduenz, A.
Weldon and Herman Dittbenne
Will: William Schroeder and Admin
istration: Peter j. Anderson.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1931-10-01

Mr.. and Mrs. L. O. Bunge spent
Thursday in St. Paul. =
Local news items on page nine OIL
this issue.
L. C. Patterson of Lucan was here
on business, Saturday.
Miss Bernice Abrahamson enter
tanned friends from Anoka Sunday.
Otto Franta and L. A. Bangerter Oh
Wabasso came here on business Mon
day. e
c. E. Sawyer and Ed. Harneck OF
Rovere were here on business Mon
day.
]. B. Dietz of the Wabasso Stand
ard was a business caller here Satur-
day. - :
Mrs. Walter Symes of Renville is
spending the week at the Il. W. oerK-
land home. -,
Mrs. w. ]. Paffrath of Springfield
spent last week here with her son, w.
E. Paffrath and family.
The Better Flower and Garden
Club will meet Friday evening, Oct
OD0r y, at lIlc Clty AAaAA'
l.. ]. Stroud of Minneapolis was a
weekend guest at the home OF Dr.
and Mrs. Albert Asleson and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Balcer and
children of Olivia were Sunday
quests of Mr.. and Mrs. w. F. jack
son.
Mrs. O.. J. Holman of Seattle,
Washington who was the guest OF
Mrs. R. w. Serkland went to Renville
Tuesday evening to visit friends.
Paul j. McGuiggen of Mapleton
came here Thursday to attend the
fair and wa sa caller at the Mrs. LII
liam Lamberton home.
Mr.. and Mrs. K. B. Serum and Mr..
and Mrs. George Rieter of Minnea-
polls were Sunday guests at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Paffrath.
DR.. A. j. Simpson stopped here
Saturday while enroute from Worth
ington to his home at ST. Paul and
visited at the home of Mrs. Rhoda
Ferris and Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. Hub
bard.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. v. Kinney drove
to St. Cloud last Friday to meet their
daughter, Mrs. w. G. Flicker and son.
coming on the Empire Builder from
Cashmere, Washington, for visit al
the parental home.
Dance at Beaver Falls, Friday
night, October 2, given by North Red.
wood band. Good music. Admission
soc. 13-lt.pd
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Siegfried ant
son Donald of near Redwood Falls
were guests over the weekend at thu
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence DER
feldt of Lester Prairie. Mrs. Dier
feldt and Mrs. Siegfried are sisters.
,,oa C. F. Gales and his son Rex motor
ed to Minneapolis Thursday wher
the latter remained to attend tn
University. Rex and ElRoy Alexan
der will share a suite of rooms il
Pioneer Hall, the new dormitory fo
men.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. E. Fawcett wi
come here this week to make thei
home in an apartment in the Josep
Tyson home. Mr.. Fawcett was form
erly hardware merchant in Vest
and with his wife has many clos
friends here.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Chinese Rugs

The rugs Of China proper are easily
recognized by their characteristic Chi
nese ornament. They are of coarse
texture and are woven with the Selma
knot on cotton warp; the pile Is
thick with very smooth surface. A
peculiar feature Is the clipping of the
pile SO as to form a furrow at the con-
tours of the pattern. The prevailing
color is yellow, sometimes intentional,
but often resulting from the fading
shades Of red and orange. Blue and
white are also freely used, but there
is little true red, brown or green. Pill
lar carpets are peculiar to China. They
are designed so that when wrapped
around q pillar the edges will flt to-
gether and give a continuous pattern,
which usually is a coiling dragon.
Many small mats, seat covers, and
the like are found. The dating of
Chinese rugs Is an almost impossible
task, as patterns have varied very lit
tie with time. and internal evidence
Is almost nonexistent.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
kissing One Of Oldest
Forms of SaIutation


Among orientals, who keep the sexes
strictly separated, kissing on the
mouth Is not practiced, except as an
expression of strong affection. The
oriental method Is to kiss the cheeks
alternately, placing the right hand up
on the shoulder, sometimes under the
chin.
kissing Is, therefore, usually re-
served as an expression of affection
between relatives. The kiss occurs
also, however, as salutation between
persons not closely related, but united
by affection. Hence to express their
favor by kissing, the more formal sal
utation with the hand on the shoulder
and the cheeks placed together, as in
the case of AbsOlom or David (II Sam.
1876; 1880. The response to such a
salutation would be Of the more re-
spectful kind; in the case of Samuel
kissing Saul Il Sam. 21) he may have
kissed him either on the cheek as a
mark Of affection or on the hand as
an expression Of reverence.
When the ceremonial of the corona
ton was taken to William w for ap-
proval he said he would not be kissed
by the bishops. The homage is first
done by the spiritual peers, with the
archbishop at their head. The first of
each class (the archbishop for the
spirituaD says the words, and then
they all kiss his cheek In succession.
He ordered that part to be struck out,
but the prelates would not stand 1t +;
the archbishop demonstrated and the
king gave in.-London Mail.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
SCENT FARE OPPOSED
FOR SCHOOL CHILDREN

Washington -Three-cent fares for
school children on the street car and
bus lines of Washington violate the
United States constitution and confis
cate property, according to an appeal
to the courts from the Public Utility
commissions three-cent fare ruling
made by the officials of the two street
car companies and one bus company.
The United States congress, which
is also the legislative body for the
District of Columbia, passed law
last winter authorizing the commits
sion to fix fares at not more than
three cents for children under the
age of IS. Over 10000 school children
took advantage of the three-cent fare.
One of the street car companies is
controlled by the North American
Company of New York, a public util-
ity holding concern.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10

United States treasury department
Copies of the resolution, which was
passed by unanimous action follow
ing an indignant session, were for
warded to the United States treasury
department, William Green, presi-
dent of the American Federation OF
Labor; Congressman Rufe Doughton
Senator Cameron Morrison, and SEN
ator Josiah w. Baily.
The labor organization has the full
support of the Salisbury Merchants
Association, the Chamber of Com
merce, the Civitan Club, and other
groups in revolt at the low scale of
wages being paid on the post office
A committee from each of these
groups recently met with a committee
from the labor organization, and fur
ther protests from Salisbury groups
are expected to reach the ears of the
federal government.
Charles NJ Gaskill, of Greensboro
representative of the American Fed
Grafton of Labor, was the first to all
his views on the matter at the indig-
nation jamboree. He regarded it
highly important to working people
in all parts of the state that the low
wages being paid on the post office
job here be emphatically protested
He pointed out that members of the
committee from the local Chamber of
Commerce, Merchants Association
and Civitan Club told members of the
labor organizations committee at q
recently held joint meeting that they
were paying men who NOW their
lawns at least 80 cents an hour which
is more than carpenters are receiving
on the government job here.
Gaskill read letter from Presi-
dent Green, who expressed his views
on the local post office work thus: at
is a most disgraceful condition you
have there that the trades are paid
such low wages"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Found it Hard Job to
Convince Mother-in-Law

The small town mother-in-law of a
New York girl had visited the couple
once In their New York apartment and
went home with serious misgivings
about this always gay wife of her son
Williams.
Soon after the first baby arrived
the girl went to the small town. sew
erai hundred miles from New York,
to visit her mother-in-law and show
off the baby.
Her lonesome husband telephoned
to her one night, and said that his
good old pal Bob was there and want
ed just to say hello and that then he
would take the phone back and talk
fast for his money.
The mother-in-law heard her saying.
why, hello, Bob before the CONVEX
satlon was ended, and then, .I love
you, too sweetheart and nobody else
but YOU"
And 1t has taken the dear little old
ladys son himself to convince her that
things did not happen precisely as she
supposed they did.--New York Sun.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Paris Always Style Center

Dress parades for the display Of new
fashions in Paris and nearer home are
by no means the invention Of modern
commercial enterprise, writes a col
tmnist In the Manchester (England)
Guardian. AS long ago as the Four.
teenth century the tailors of Paris
held fashion displays-of both WON
ems and mems clothes-end even sent
dolls, garbed in models of the latest
creations, to patrons all over Europe
So greatly appreciated were these eff.
forts TO broadcast the light OF fashion
that it Is on record that one such doll
was given a free pass through enemy
territory even in time Of war.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Where Living IL Low

More than hundred thousand Hol-
landers live among the 35,000,000 ma
tive Javanese, which latter very much
resemble the Filipinos; the young
women are slender and supple and
give graceful native dances. The cost
of living for the natives Is few cents
day and all clothing is reduced ia
a minimum Much of the business life
Is controlled by Chinese, but the Dutch
have made the hotel life very comfort
able. 1t is the land Of orchids and
other flowers. There are 5000 species
of tree and plant life, many giving
most unusual fruits. Batik work by
the women can be seen here at It's best
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Union Insurance Company
Appoints New Auditor


Washington.-The appointment OF
Morris Pike, actuary of the Unity
Life and Accident Insurance Associa-
ton, Syracuse, N. Y, to the position
of vice president and actuary of the
Union Labor Life Insurance Com
pany, is announced by Matthew Woll
president of the company. The an
nouncement states that Mr.. Pike 'has
had an extensive experience in the
life insurance field, both in the New
York state insurance department and
in the home offices of life insurance
companies" Mr. Pike succeeds Rain
ard B. Robbins, who resigned.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
LABOR FIGHTS CUTS
IN TRADE SCHOOLS

Washington.-The Central Labor
Union of Washington is carrying on a
spirited fight against the action of the
commissioners of the District of Co.
lumbia in pairing down the vocational
education estimates submitted by the
Board of Education as necessary to
provide adequate trade education ia
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
SALISBURY LABOR
ASKS REMOVAL OF
BUILDING ENGINEER
Unions Charge Federal Rep
resentative Responsible
for Low Wages Paid Work
ers on New Post Office.

Salisbury, N. G. (ILNS) S)-Imme-
diate removal of the construction en-
gineer in charge of building the new
federal post office here was demanded
by the Salisbury Central Labor Union
in a resolution adopted at special
meeting held in the county court
house. The pronouncement vigorously
protests disgracefully low wages be-
ing paid workmen on the local gov
ernment job and brands as "false
and "prejudicial" prevailing wage
scales for this locality that the con-
struction engineer submitted to the
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
"The House of L.ishts"

"The vast hall was a blaze of daz-
zling light. From the center OF the
ceiling, almost touching the heads OF
the guests, hung a magnificent chan
delier, fashioned like huge rose,
boasting a hundred cleaning electric
bulbs which cast wondrous radiance
over the great assembly. Every niche
In the ornate walls had cleaning
bulb and every alcove was miniature
palace of light -
AT this point the struggling author
dropped his pen and called to his wife
Rosie, for goodness sake bring me
another candle,"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
sLANDER

An orator, warming to his task, took
off his coat, which rather disconnected
one Of the stewards of the meeting
who thought that a reporter would
make sensation out of the incident
Toward the close, he said to the
speaker, Il don't suppose you knew
when you removed your coat, that q
newspaper man was present?"
"Yes, did, was the reply. 81 kept
my eye on the coat all the time
Humorist.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Most MiserIy Man

"Who is the most miserly man you
know?"
"Old Smith. When there's a crowd
at the station and the people are
standing In queue waiting for their
tickets, he always goes last so that he
can keep his money in his pocket as
long as possible"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Also Braved Danger.

Big-Game Hunter-Oh, yes, I've been
nearly eaten by lions many times but
life without little risk would be a
very tame affair.
Mr.. Subbubs-I agree-I agree
How often when the weather has
seemed doubtful have l deliberately
gone out without my umbrella!
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-07-10
Meaninaiess

My wife's sense of humor Is bad
The other day | heard good conun-
drum and decided to catch her on It.
why are men like mules?" / asked
her when went home.
Don't judge all men by YOURSELF"
was her meaningless answer.