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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04
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BAND CONCERT
 AT WHITE HOUSE
Mrs Hoover Changes Egg Rolling for Folk
 Dances

Departing from the time-honored tradition of throwing open to young sters the south grounds of the White House on Easter Monday for the sole purpose of egg rolling, Mrs Herbert Hoover this year has arranged for a group of folk dances and concerts by the U. $. Marine band which will be broadcast by the Columbia Sys- tenn.
 Mrs Hoover believing the custom of rolling eggs on the White House lawn was rather stupid" asked the opinions of Friendship House, Neigh borhood House. the Girl Scouts and Girl Reserves as to the advisa bility of doing away with the practice. Re- ceIving favorable replies, she de- cided to substitute the dances and band music.
 This Easter, the folk dances will be staged on the south lawn from 10 to 12 a. m. l.. s. T.. and from 2 to 3 p. m. by the Girl Scouts, Girl Reserves and other young women's organizations. The U. S. Marine
 band, Captain Taylor Branson di- | recting, will play from to 4, the
 concert to be carried over coast-to- coast Columbia network. Sidelights | on the children. the dances and the appearance of the President and Mrs
 Hoover. as the hostess, also will be
 broadcast during this hour. Following her usual custom, Mrs Hoover will mingle with the thou-
 sands of children during the morn- ing. Later, after luncheon, she and the president will view the gathering
 from the south portico, along with their grandchildren. who this year
 will spend their first Easter at the
 White House.
 | Anticipating that as usual there
 will be egg rolling. despite the in-
 stitution of folk dances and concerts
 by Mrs Hoover, the White House gar deners are preparing again this year
 to clean up the mess of squashed eggs that always appears the morn I ing after Easter Monday.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04
OLIVER LA FARCE
 HEARD TONIGHT
Noted Author to Be Guest of Gilbert E.
 Gable

Oliver La Farge, author of the novel, Laughing Boy will be the guest of Gilbert E. Gable, noted sportsman. adventurer and clubman, during his program. The Highroad of Adventure, to be broadcast Over an NBC-WEAF network, tonight from 6 to 6:15 ). m., Eastern Stand ard time.
 Laughing Boy" Navajo Indian love story, won the Pulitzer prize as the outstanding novel of 1880. La Farge is one of the few white men who knows and understands the Navajo Indian. During the program, he and Gable will discuss the Fire Dance of the Navajo"
 This exceptional dance, the cul- imitation of a ten day ceremony, is reverently executed around a huge bonfire, between twenty and thirty Sect high. Few white men have ever witnessed it.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04
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5:00-Chidrens Program. 5:30-Tea Timers Band. 6:45--Mountaineer 6:00-Highroad of Adventure-Gil.
 bert E. Gable. 6:15-Black and Gold orchestra. 6:45-Uncle Abe and David. 7:00-Gene Austin, Songs. .1:16-Murder of Common Law Dean Gleason L. Archer. 7:30-Orchestra. 8:00--Weber and Fields, Come
 dians. S:15-Varieties. S:30-The Silver Flute. 9:00-Symphony 8: orchestra, direc-
 tion Walter Damrosch; Ad-
 ventures in Science-Floyd
 Gibbons.  Ross, tenor. orchestra. Little, Songs. orchestra. A. M. orchestra.
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1:30-Knights of Melody-Norman Cloutier, director. 2:00-IIima. Islanders-Mike Han
 api, director. z:15-"A Specific Garden''-Mau-
 rice Sinclair Sherman. 2:30-Prutting-K Knox recital. 3:00-"Through Sunny Windows
 Jane Dillon. 3:30-Daytime Dancers-Norman
 Cloutier, director. 4:00-Silemt until 4:15 D. m. 6:16 to 1 a. m.-WTIC synchron-
 ized with WEAF on 660 k c.
 (See WEAF for program).
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04

Five fly swatters. mounted on the ends of long sticks and rotated by an electric motor makes a very sat- isfactory wind for a radio broadcast. Wintry blasts for the Empire build CTS programs are produced in this manner
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04

Broadcasting is the greatest cul- tural influence in Amercian life to- day, while the influence of the an- nouncer will affect American thought and speech for years, according to Don E. Gilman, NEG Pacific coast division vice-president and a recent advertising club speaker at Oakland, Cal.
 Radios most positive effect lay in stabilizing business during the re- cent depression.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04

As NEG listeners heard Arthur Bagley joyfully open his birthday" program of Tower Health Exercises recently. new note was introduced when Walter Preston, NEG baritone, broke out tunefully with Young Tom O Devon." William Mahoney accompanied him at the piano. "They're all young Toms," declared Bagley, as he put this morning class through paces inaugurating the seventh year of NBC's physical cul- ture feature. Bagley claims a record of more than 2,300 broadcasting hours, the equivalent of 12,000 sta- tion hours, since coming on the air. He estimates his following at 4.000,- 100 people.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04
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5:00-Belasco orchestra. 5:30--Mr and Mrs F. c. H.
 Sketch. 5:45-Tony's Scrapbook. 6:00-Ted Musings Sportsslants. 6:30-Tremaine orchestra. 6:45--Eno Crime club. 7:00-Rich orchestra. 7:15-Golden Blossom orchestra. 7:30-Vecsey orchestra. 8:00-Pryor's Band. S:15-Ben Alley. tenor; Ann Leaf,
 organ. S:30-Orchestra. S:45-Mary Charles, Songs. 9:O0-Atlantic City Musicale. 9:30-National Forum. 10:00-Hank Simmons Show Boat
 East Lynne. 1:00-Denny orchestra. 30-Royal Canadians orchestra 12:OO-Biltmore orchestra A. M. 12:30-Ben Alley, tenor; Ann Leaf,
 organ. 273m-WLWL, New York;, LOOK 6:O0-Concert orchestra. 6:15-Dea Cole. soprano. 6:45-The Foe of Youth-Dr Ed
 ward McSweeny. 7:00--Wallace Clark, baritone. 7:30-First Ten Years of Mary
 knoll-Rev Raymond Lane. 7:50-Studio Program.
 3SOm-WGY, Schcncctady-79Ok 6:15-Health Talk. 6:20-De Witt Clinton orchestra 6:45-Same as WEAF. 7:00-Jeanette GetZ, piano. 7:15-TravelerS' League Program. 7:3O-12:00-Same as WEAF. 12:0O-DeWitt Clinton orchestra A. M. 12:30-Kenmore orchestra. 3O6ni-kDkA, Pittsburgl-9SOk 6:00-Westinghouse Band. 6:45-Same as WIZ. 7:30-McAleer Melodists. 7:4s-ApeX Travellers. S:00-Same as WIZ. 9:00-Gift Barn Dance. 9:30-Same as WIZ. 11:00-Sport Review. 11:15-Broadcast to Explorers. 3O3m-WBZ, Springficld-99Ok 6:15-Riverside Ramblers. 6:30-Black Iron Black kbirds. 6:45-Same as WIZ. 7:30-Joysters orchestra. 7:45-Statler orchestra. S:O0-Same as WIZ. 9:00-Orchestra 9:30-Same as WIZ 10:45-RevieW. 11:O0-Sports Review. 11:14-Guyer's orchestra. 281nl-WHAM, Rochester-1,15O 15Ok 6:20-Skultety's orchestra. 6:45-11:00-Same as WJZ 11:00-Barrett's orchestra. 11:30-Skultety' orchestra.
 422m-WOR, Newark-71Ok 5:00-Roseland orchestra. 5:25-Star Myths-Dorothy Ben
 nett 5:30-Limerick Contest. 5:45-Music. 6:00-Uncle Don. 6:30-Sports Talk. 6:45-Montclair Ensemble. 7:15-Kerry Conway's Chats on
 English. -Barbizon- Plaza orchestra. 8:O0-Police Glee Club. S:30-Manger orchestra. 9:00-This Einstein Theory-Allan
 Broms 9:15-Emil Velazco, organ. 9:45-Bon-Bons quartet. 1O:00-Hammons One-Man Show. 10:15-Astor orchestra. 1O:45-Globe Trotter. 11:00-Oakland orchestra. 11:30-Moonbeams.
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1:00-Time. 1:00-FeliX Ferdinando and his or-
 chestra. 1:30-Savoy Plaza orchestra. 2:OO-Artists Recital; Mildred John
 son, contralto. 2:15-National Democratic Club
 Forum. 3:OO-Ralph Leopold, pianist; AL
 fred Wertheim, violinist. 33O-Saturday Syncopators, Nat
 Brusiloff, conducting. 4:0O-Ann Leaf at the organ. 43O-Senator Robert F. Wagner,
 Fighting the Foe of Youth" 4:45-Spanish Serenade. 5:0O-Br'er Rabbit Playlet. 5:O5-Adventures of Tessie. 5:15-Melody Snapshots. 5:15-Leon Belasco and his orches- 5:4O--Louie's Hungry Five. 5:45-Tony's Scrap Book. 6:00-Time. 6:00--The Melodists. -Merrymakers dance band. 6:30-Weather report 6:30-Paul Tremaine's orchestra. 6:45-Yankee Network Recital. 7:0O-Morton Downey with Freddie
 Rich's orchestra. 7:15-World Bookman. 7:20-Stock Quotations 7:3O-Armand Vecsey and his Ritz
 Carlton orchestra. S:00-Time. S:00-Arthur Pryor's band. S:15-Ben Alley, tenor; Ann Leaf
 at at the organ. S;3O-Earle l.. Styers, baritone;
 Mary Orr Clark, pianist. S:45-Mary Charles. 9;00-Atlantic City Entertains. 9:30-Frank Mahler, organ recital G:00-Time; weather. 10:00-Hank Simmons Show Boat;
 East Lynne. 11:00-Jack Denny and his orches-
 tra from Montreal. 11:30-Guy Lombardo and his Royal
 Canadians.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-04

Theo Alban. NEG tenor, is one ra- dio artist who made capital of fan letter. Baroness ESmee de Laudi once wrote him a congratulatory note. Two years later they were married.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
BERT LYTELL AND WALTER
 HUSTON AT NEW GARDEN

"Brothers," the famous Herbelt Ashton, Jr., play in which Bert Ly-' tell established 8 phenominal suc- cess during It's IS months run an Broadway and the road, Is now A| motion picture. The film version pro-l duced by Columbia Pictures with Bert Lyteli in his original role Is nov on view at the New Garden theAter.
 It deals with the effects of hered- itv versus environment and presents the star in the dual role of twin brothers, thus offering him a scope for widely diversified characteriza- tions. His lightning quick changes in character, costume and voice created a sensation on the stage. It is eqsi \ ally as effective on the screen-If' fact more so because the screen techniques of double exposure and the use of a double permits both characters to be in a scene at the| same time.
 Appearing with Bert LytelI in the film are Dorothy Sebastian, William Morris, Richard Tucker. Claire Mcdowell and Francis McDonald. Walter Lang directed.
 Bad Man" with Walter Huston and. Dorothy Revier, one of America's greatest artists at the hot-bloded-- cold -hearted Robin Hood of the des- edt.
 There's just one definition cf '"The Bad Man." It's a grand entertain- ment.
 The short pictures are Mickey Me. Guire in "Mickeys Stampede and q new chapter of 'The King of the yNi1H f89&s ks6a
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

day run at Warner Brothers State theater tonight.
 Though the play deals with ad- vanced theories of marriage, the characters are made so living and human by the players, and there is such truth in the dashes of com- edy and in the tenderer scenes, that the total effect is cross-section of modern life, well worth the while Of young and old married folks. and those who think of being married folks, to behold.
 James Rennie gives sincere performance as Jay, the husband who agrees with the young bride that marriage should not curb ones activities, or hamper ones person. ality. He gets job arranging radio broadcasts and Laura takes posi- ton with a publishing house. Her theory gets slight jolt when Q too -m odern maiden takes bibulous possession of Jay, but true to her creed, she lets it pass.
 It is when she is taken to dis tant city by her employer. on busi- ress trip. that Jays theory goes ab-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
FEATURED FILM PLAYER DIRECT FROM NEW
 YORK STAGE SUCCESS
Pat O'Brien Has Role of Star Re. porter. in Great. Newspaper Drama Coming Sunday
 to the Fox Polt
 Palace Theater

A new and compelling screen per- sonality makes his bow to fandom in "The Front Page" the. rapid fire comedy-drama of newspaper report CTS coming Sunday to the Fox-Poli Palace theater.
 He is Pat o'Brien, who plays the colorful role of "Hildy Johnson" dynamic police reporter, in this new est Howard Hughes film-thriller..
 More than score of famous Hol- lywood stars sought to play this part. which Producer Hughes gave to O'Brien on the strength of his brilliant stage record in New York and screen and voice test which revealed his unusual movie possibfl- ities.
 Director Lewis Milestone "discov- cred" .O'Brien. while the actor. was playing the lead in "The Up and Up." Broadway stage-hit of last sea- son.
 O'Brien was born in Milwaukee. Wisconsin, and was educated at Marquette University, where he studied law and starred in football. He left college to join a stock com pany, and spent several seasons on the road before he broke into Broad way theatricals.
 His first New York play was Ger.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

screen show. Seven de luxe acts of headline vaudeville. the details of which will be found in to-morrow's papers, and "Too Young to Marry" starring Loretta Young and Grant Withers make up the ideal program.
 "Too Young to Marry" is com edy-romance4-one of those heart- warming stories which convince us that the world is a better place than we had imagined.
 "Too Young to Marry" recounts the adventures of an impetuous girl and a bundering boy in the fight for their own happiness and that of the girls father. Among the odds against them are Elaine's scolding mother, her two ugly duckling sis ters, crook who was once the mothers suitor, and some of the wintriest weather that ever brought out ear-muffs and felt boots, and set dignified citizens wrong-end-up on the ice.
 Lovely Loretta Young plays the girl who is "too young to marry"
 but succeeds in doing so while ma Is at. the movies, and pa bit the worse for hard cider irnbibed during a clandestine visit to the lodge. Grant Withers is the husky young lover. The nagging wife is played by Emma Dunn, famous on the New York stage, and the gentle, humorously pathetic father of the girl is portrayed by the inimitable o. P. Heggie. Lloyd Neal is delight full as pas ancient tippling crony. Richard Tucker does the city slicker who tries to sell fake stock and Is hustled off by the cops, and J. Far rell Mcdonald is grand as the sane 1 timonious justice of the peace who | ties the doubtful wedding knot.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
DELUXE oDUBr.E FEATUnN
 BILL AT WARNER BBOTHf.l<
 STRAND TO CLOSE T0HtEHE

Performances this afternoon a''d evening mark the final showinss 5< the deluxe double feature proarafl, now being presented at Warnef Brothers Strand theater.
 Headiining the bill is "The LAd< Who Dared" starring Billie Dove Conway Tearle and sidney Blackmer.
 The story, which Is laid in I South American city, deals with eIf American consul and his wife and the foreign semi-tropical social swim in which they find themselves.
 His business leads the counsel t1 neglect his wife, and, in the languof of the south, she drifts into tho company of the character played hy Terrle, who is in actuality q snue bier. Attracted to her at first through the thought that her iiiflt=| ence will help him in his nefariou9 business he actually falls madly Tn love with her, and she. in a mid way. with him.
 The story moves rapidly. with q great real of punch in the situations an the lines.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

usual talent headed by Ben Lyon; with such other top-notchers as Barbara Kent, Arthur Lake, Monroe Owsley and Maude Elburne.
 'Indiscreet" is different from the stories we have seen Miss Swanson enact in the past, and for that req son we believe she will be much heralded for her work in her cur rent film.
 Then there's Ben Lyon who helps no little in making a success of the picture. This handsome leading man, who is surely gaining a firmer foot ing on the ladder of fame, supports Miss Swanson in a manner demand ing share of the praise too.
 In "Indiscreet" fans of Miss Swanson particularly will find noth- ing lacking in the display of bril- liant wardobe. She wears creations in her characteristic manner which will be a delight to every woman's yee. The modern settings also help this feature.
 As for the story. it concerns Miss Swanson as Jerry Trent" risking her own romance in order to frus- trate a discarded lovers attempt to win her younger sister. The solution of the problem gives rise to series of complications which serve to make this new offreing one of the tastes comedy-dramas seen in some time.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
MUSIC BOX AT BANTAM LAKE
 OPEN FOR THE SEASON

The Music Box, Bantam Lake, opened for the season last Saturday night and a banner crowd attended the opening dance. The, Music Box has been newly decorated making 1t more beautiful than ever and is still under the able management of James M. Nagle and many big things in the line of attractions are in store for the patrons of the Music Box this summer. This Saturday night
 May 23 the Musical Syncopaters have bene engaged to play for the dancing and the dancers are in store for a real treat in the line of music. Special dances will be held for the holiday. May 29 special dance will be held and remember this is the evening of Decoration day and there will also be dancing Decoration day. Don't forget the two big dances Fri day, May 29 and Decoration day night, May 30. Dancing every Sat- urday at the Music Box known as the home of refined dancing. Just attend dance at the Music Box and you will be convinced. Always a good crowd. Good music and the right atmosphere. C'mon over.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
Tq,cater History Written
WHAT THE PRESS AGENTS SAY

tie," in which he played the lead. Since then he has performed prom inently in numerous Broadway stage, hits, including "Henry Be- have," You Can't Win." "This Mans Town," "Coquette," in. which he played opposite Helen Hayes, and many others. Last season he was picked by critics as one of the 10 leading actors of the stage for his performance in "The Up and Up" and in Overture"
 He was rehearsing for the lead in Tomorrow and Tomorrow when Howard Hughes purchased his re- lease and brought him posthaste to Hollywood for "The Front Page"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

and the more conservative love of the white.
 Leslie Howard, with all the finesse gained in his many years as a star on the London and New York stages. makes an ideal charac- terization of the young American who is torn between infatuation for one of another race and love of a girl of his own kind.
 Conchita Montenegro, as the little South Sea island siren who lures Howard away from his own race with her native wiles, seems to be a living part of the islands. Her slight accent, coal black hair and flashing eyes, coupled with her sinu- ous dancing, leave the impression that here is q real native of the |South Seas. @s
 The entire cast its the parts to perfection. With Leslie Howard and Conchita Montenegro are c. Aubrey Smith. Karen Morley, Mitchell Lewis,
 Hale Hamilton, Clyde Cook, Bob Gill; bert, Sloan Standing and Eulalie Jensen. .ra& sF .
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

the marriage of any of the beauties that he had built into famous act resses. It was marriage that caused his breach with Leslie Carter. But vanity and pride were probably the true causes or his annoyance. Had he not found the spark of genius in them, developed 1t and brought it out? How ungrateful--to marry and desert him! With each newcom- CT he would plead that she give her emotions to the theater.
 As for his own marriage, the girl he had wed in his western youth calmly accepted every quirk and ec- centricity of his character. View ing him as genius. she accustomed herself to his changing moods, and though they had not lived together just before her death, neither had
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

greet those tyros of the theater who saw him for the first time? What a breathless moment for those al- ready thrilled to the glamour of the stage and the name Belasco?
 Here had come the youthful Eagles seeking job. Belasco hap pened to be hard hit financially at the moment. Later, when things im- proved he gave her role in Dad dies"
 On her opening night she made a terrible faux pas. Called before the curtain, she took all the bows. It had always been customary for the new star to come out with the producer and give him his chance for a few words. Not Jeanne! Be- lasco was enraged.
 One great name after another
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL
 MEET" HAS ENCLOSING PLOT

"Never The Twain Shall Meet" the South Sea island romance, which opened at the Fox-Poli Palace theater yesterday, is a masterful screening. of the powerful book by Peter B. Kyne.
 The combination of the direction by w. S. Van Dyke, the Metro- Gofdwyn- Mayer veteran director of South Sea pictures. who made "The Pagan and "White Shadows in the South Seas" and the intimate knowl- edge of the Polynesian islands shown in Kyne's writing, has made this one of the rare films correct in every de- tail.
 The story is based on the old say ing that east is east and west Is west. It is a dramatic struggle be- tween the fierce passion of the native
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
GLORIA SWANSON AT LAST GIVEN IDEALLY SUITED ROLE
 IN "INDISCREET' AT STATE

At last the producers. who have held the destiny of Gloria Swanson's screen career in their hands, have found a role that is suited to her in- dividual talents and sets her out as one of the screens foremost emo- tional actresses.
 The piece is fast moving conn edy-drama, with Miss Swanson ris- ing to the opportunities afforded in a highly brilliant manner, and she is capably supported by cast of un-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

crossed the threshold--E. H. Soth- ern, .Lenore Uric; Frances Starr signed her contract without reading 1t; David Warfield, Helen Gahagan the whole big parade of Broad way.
 Tllcater History Written
 And what list of plays-"The Return of Peter Grimm" "Kiki," Laugh. Clown Laugh" .'The Har- cm," "The Dove," Lulu Belle" and a dozen others!
 Stars came and stars went. New ones rose as old ones left. Aud Broadway built legend that Belas- co fell. in love with each beautiful new one that came his way. This probably grew from another legend that ''the dean" would not tolerate
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

1oIals,s "a nis1e4 And "A <oI!s< 1cngFance bent. fji'> j4 D'f1 of tho story which ftVzf I<z<& T.
 breathless pace ftIl the la91 H out. A splcndid surrounding proH[d|z accompanies the feature pr>8f'' ton which is shown at 4:4f. iz4 and 9:30.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
DOROTHY MACKAILL IN PARTY HUSBAND" CLOSING TONIGHT AT STATE THEATER

Dorothy Mackaill again creates an altogether fascinating young woman of the day, a character even more intriguing than that of office Wife which everyone remembers. Her new picture is Party Husband
 and it closes a highly successful 3
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

According to British CoiumDi4 lumbermen. the record for the larg-H est tree ever cut down rests wlfn the Lynn Valley Douglas fir Wnicn was AT feet high. being 30O feet do the first limb. It was 20 rect n oi- amter and 77 feet in circumference.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22

(Thls is the last 0f four stories 'e1nting in dramatic fashion the drafna that was the life Of David 3elnscO.)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
WARNER BROS STRAND TO
 PRESENT BIG SEVEN ACT STAGE AND SCREEN SHOW

Starting tomorrow Warner Broth ers' Strand will present its patrons with another mammoth stage and
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-22
Beldsco's Greatest Dramd---His Life

they legally separated nor consid- cred divroce.
 And, in his own plan of things. there was no such words as Time He died young because he lived in a youthful world of glamor. And his own notions of death were con- tained in the words he had written for Peter Grimm"--
 We never really die; we could not if we would. The gardens--they die; but they come back all the bet ter for 1t. It is nap from which we awaken. rested and refreshed"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1931-01-08

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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1931-01-08

During the Christmas festivities
we never saw or heard anything
about mistletoe. The assistance of
mistletoe is not needed any more
when it comes to an inclination to
kiss.
Paul Why do you call Ted the
luckiest man you ever knew?
Gene He's got a wife and 4
cigarette lightera and they both