The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-11
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q make them realize al last, Rich life is theirs once more, And let them grab Gods sunshine. Stead of moonin' hind door. I'd pay the bills of those in debt. And see them smile again. I'd just do heaps of things like that For women and for men, But gee, I'm not old Santy Claus. So all that l can do. Is try and tip the old tad off, Fore he comes whoopin'
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 o-O-o Former Shoe Dealer Leaves $2O,- 900 Estate-Headline in New Ha- ven Journal-Courier., Well heeled, eh?.
 @ .ssss o-O-o The spark of genius and the spark of love produce about the same effect.
 e.f O-O--o It takes an aviator to give you the low. down. on an aerial pie ture. k
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 Who. can remember the good old days when mother wasn't concerned with buying sonny a topcoat? Nope, in those never to be forgotten days it was reefer. .D o-O-o People with elastic minds should never use snap judgment.
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 OKAY Letters to Santy Claus This year arc mighty few, Kids lack the stamps to mail 'em When the letter writings s through. f o-O-o A new business sign makes it's appearance, Skates Sharpened, 15 Cents"
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 When congress convenes the country begins to suffer from gas on the stomach.
 o-O-o Autos are coming through equipped with two horns. one be- fore you're hit and one after.
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 Leave the vets out in the sun long enough and they'll
 o-O-o The man who gets up in the world must first recognize those who are down.
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 so IT GOES He poured hair tonic on his head, Soon eyes were opened wide, Thick hair appeared upon his lips, HOOray for Herpicidc.
 o--O-o The clergyman who can put his congregation to sleep should be- come doctor for the treatment of insomnia.
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 A New York doctor fell in love with a singer who ap- peared in the hospital wards and now they're to be married. can fsee a lot of nurses talk ing up singing lessons.
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 How about ,abolishing the cold standard this winter?
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 We'll, the opening of con- gress put a lot of idle repre- sentatives and senators to work, 90 We have that much to be thankful for anyway.
 o-O-o A college professor says women are not as dangerous as they used to be. Nope, not since they stopped using hat pins. o.-O--o '''f
 OH DEAR ME
 Kiss me, kiss my dog,''
 She cried.
 Two nuts" he lnumbled,
 Then went outside.
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 Some girls can show more in a fur coat than others in a basket ball suit.
 Life is sweet-if you have a sugar daddy. o-O-o r Loves labor lost-an old maid standing expectantly beneath the mistletoe.
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 The man who lacks polish may overcome part of the de- ficiency by having his shoes shined. Bargain hunters never need a H. cense but they certainly do a lot of shooting round. o-O--o TEE, HEB Consider FIapper Sadie Din, Denounced by all as Tickle, Which merely means that Dill at last Is i'm an awful pickle. o-O-o The honeymoon Is over when he puts away the belt and takes down the suspenders. o-O-o | Whats In . name. They're putting mutton sleeves on lambskin coats. | O-O--o
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