The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-16

pleading mother would say, "All right, you can go barefoot, but watch out for glass?" o-O-o Considering the small amount of cream in a cream puff, we see but little reason for the puff.
 o-O-o Europe says the United States must point the way to prosper ity. Lucky for Europe there is such a place as the United States.
 The so-called tariff wall is going to be backyard fence for the politicians to talk over next year. The postoffice is almost as slow in coming as an Easter postcard.
 Golf took America out in the air yeah, hot air.
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 The rooster does most of the growing but the hens lay the eggs.
 TO MARY MARGARET KELLY Just a bit of heaven, Sunbeanns in your hair, Need lot O lOvin',
 Cause you're sweet and fair. Just a tiny rosebud, In this month of June, Sure to like a lullabye, Grandmama will crOon. Just bit of heaven, Mighty sweet am fair, Need a lot O lovin'.
 Find it everywhere.
 Italy right now looks like card game with the "Duce" run ming wild.
 The five cent cigar is back, shouts radio ad. Don't worry, we can smell 1t. Jack of all trades is merely a man who can't make enough jack at one. The way some of those cheap cigars smell, you'd think the smoker had neglected to remove the cellophane wrapper before touching the match. The man who lives in a duplex house can be forgiven if he becomes bit perplexed. o-O-o The two car family for the time being is two-family car. O-O-O A mans brain is much larger than a woman's. Huh, it would have to be.
 DING, DING, DING. Mary married 8 conductor, At first she thought him fine, He beat her, now she seeks divorce, Transfer to another line.
 o-O-o Caterpillar trucks are pretty hard on caterpillars caught crossing the road.
 A married man should have his single thought before he married.
 The man who asks for a club sandwich shouldn't kick if he finds a chip of the cutting block mixed up with the ingredients.
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 Love Is a game of cards. First she wins your heart, then you give her a diamond to call love a spade and after marriage she's liable to hand you a club and raise the deuce or start it running wild.
 o-O-o You've got to HAND it to the man who wouldn't lift a FINGER to at- tack a friends character.
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 A high pressure salesman only aggravates his blood pressure.
 o-O-o They say love is blind, but note 1t manages to win a wife or husband by seeing "double".
 Fruits in season" read the love sick sheik. So he went and picked Q peach.
 The Good Samaritan nowa- days is one who stops hls car and helps you repair the flat oh yeah!
 Those Belgian baiionists. pointine to the success Of their recent as. eension, can say, cts In the bag
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 The "hIms of hate" hre the ones who go back on sea shore doliios.
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 Slang ta the safety valve on tho boiler Of American language.
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 A Pnn in q girls stocking very often interferes with her walk, o-O=--O Imagine A e0dpeeker being east upon h sea island with not \ tree fer thousands Of miles around, O--O--O ThIA concludes eur FeEuiAr Tues day evening program, it came ii y0u ever DilD and was breadeas by the Waterbury Evening Demo efAi, pioneer in thIA type Of news paper work, We AFe signing 0ff C lhla tine, Co bs hack 0n ths ai AEAln te.nleff0w svenInE At ih'
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