The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-08-05
ARE YOU A HIPPO OR A HYPER

We oyolutIonists are alarmed at the way the
 sexes are approaching each other Tn ciotmrS,
 habits work play, physical appearance Ihe
 males of the species are growing ever more e1-
 feminate the females are attempting to sup stitute vulgarity and coarsencss for the "hoie- some influence of good physical tralnins. i Le
 virtue of self denia1 or self discipline Is becom-
 ing obsolete.
 Fearing perhaps that before long it may be-
 come too difficult to distngush the sexes, Di M R. B. Bean has divided mankind into two types namely meso- onto -morphs and huper-onto- morphs according to the predominance oi t's-
 sues derived from different empryo,,da' ona h"Sers | Typos have greater relative development or bone, muscle and other connective tssues Hypers have greater relative development or brain lungs and almentary tract Hypos run to bone and Drawn; hypers run 10 bra'n anu
 trunk. . - ,
 The hypo is herbivorous the hyper carnivor-
 ous The carnivorous animal needs brains m
 order to stalk, capture and subsist on the duli-
 witted herbivora. ~ ,. .o type of individual is short or of medium stature.
 stocky but with long limbs. large hands ana
 feet and large face In comparson, w'th M neaa nnos are small and far apart. The intestine Is long, twenty to twenty five feet-it has to be long to
 digest carbohydrate food. hypo makes a good policeman. butcher, ball player, cook
 salesman, barber, janitor, canvasser or fireman.
 Typos are steady. plodding. honest ana brave
 long his intestine is He must have the lntes-
 tines you know You can guage the length or
 his intestines by the size or ms hool. a hnar an
 with small feet and very large nose Will pear
 money and conceal your jewelry when you
 meet man with large head ana s'hah
 face and large eyes and small hands.
 uypos have q predilection for artcroscerosis
 apoplexy arthrits, tubercuosis. Influenza ana
 nostrums in pretty packages Tney & ra,nef test
 monial they rarely revoke It when It becomes apparent to the whole world they have been
 packaged. - | Hypers on the other hand. make good law
 yers, ministers, editors scientists, authors. poll ticians and business men. They do well at any hing that offers q chance of a good living wuh- out work. They run to lungs. singers. speakers side-show bankers, baseball fans auctioneers' They good sprinters. Their favorte oiver- sions are "nervousness." stomach trouble. poor circulation and "autOintoxication.' Thcy nke their medicine well wrapped In plausibiiity' but have a supreme contempt for mere pihs ana potiOns. ,, ,, Hypers are slender, whether tall or small. They have long trunks and short limbs a long, high narrow nose, large eyes sel rather close together, small hands and feet They are mar row chested hatchet-f faced gaunt In build. Their intestine is only 12 to 15 feet long They are short-lived birds.
 If is easier to decide whether you're a hypo
 or a hyper than it is to decide whether you're q republican or democrat
 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Sweating Feet
 Tn answer to numerous requests, here Is the
 suggestion I offer for the relief of excessive or oiOrous sweating of the feet. Get two ounces of
 standard FOrmn Idchydc Solution from the
 druggist. Put 1t in n pint bottle, and then III the bottle with water. In moderate cases, treat
 the shoe Things once a month or Oftcncr, by mourning m ounce two of your solution Into the shoe, swishng 1t around to wet the entire insolc and lining, and then draining 1t into the next shoe. and on. treating all your shoes and slippers Then let them stand drying In the
 air and sun "A hours before you wear them. Tn worse cases sponge the solution directly on the sOIes and between the toes. every alternate
 evening for four or five times Let 1t dry before putting on stockings. Keep your fingers out or the solution and do not apply tt to other por- tiOns of the slSfn FOrmaldchyde is harmless to
 cloth and leather. thought It may prove too Ire
 ritatIng for some sensitive skins. Further advice about the control of excessive sweating of feet, hands or other areas will he found fin a mOnO- graph which any reader may have on request (nO clipping will suficc). InclOse with your | request n stamped envelope bearing your nd- dress.
 Eggs Are Down But Will They Stay Down? What do you think of my taking half dog cn raw eggs each morning and noon, In order | to put on weight? (M. P)
 Answer--Perhaps you can down 'em more readily in the raw condition, but they rath- CT more dIgestible and nutritious If cooked to suit your taste. If you can take the eggs raw. even half that many. regularly over period of
 weeks you are pretty sure to gain weight. But I do not recommend concentrating on one food for such purpose Send a stamped envelope bearing your address and ask for Instructions for Gaining Weight.
 Eycsght Hokum in the Wood Pulp Magazines Is there any truth in having normal eyesighi restored without the aid of glasses, by special eye exercises. as offered in - magazines? ? 1T. M O.
 Answer--Not more than you could put In your eye without feeling 1t.