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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10
HOpeville School
 Honor Role

The May Honor Roll at Hopevills school was released this morning by Principal Frances Bailey Platt and ! Grade ?, Room s--Helen De Soc cio, Gino Tamburini, John Pilch, Marie Logan, Francis Sugrue, Addif Tracy, Margaret Moran, Ralph Ma politano.
 Grade 2, Room 4-Mary o'Don- nell, Eveln Conway. Michael Gal lucci, Vincent Pappaini, Philomena Oriente, Janet Pilkington, George Armstrong, Ernest Pizzuto, Ann Whitney, Richard Finke, Gordon Dubuque, John Godburn, Rose De. nano, Helen Grifgn, Agnes Shrukas John Hayward, Lois Cook, Ila Mae Baker.
 Grade 8, Room 5-Helen Kohl strunk. Doris O'Laskey, Alede Mat son, Evelyn Ellis.
 Grade 3, Room 6-Natalie Dyer. I Dolores Dubuque, George Nicholas, Hazel Bates, Jennie Solomito, John Corcoran, Joseph Hannon, Mary Hy- land, Pauline Dusseault. William Bentley, Edward Stafford, Rose Muzzicato, Robert Lawton, Carmela Perugini, Frank Leonardi, Grade 4, Room 5-Ralph Pettini- chi, Arthur O'Donnell, Mary An drews, Grace Disiderlo.
 Grade 4. Annex l = Marjorie Sandland, Rita Griffin, Theodore Hill, Edith Marcel, viii a m Tchakirides, Dorothy Weyan n d Claire Pickett. Loribel Simpson. Shirley Mack, Evelyn Archer, John Napolitano, salvatore Di Vito, Rob- bert Nicol, Liselottie Taller, Vivian Matson, Elizabeth Buckley Mildred Molleur, Theresa Pizzuto, Joseph Damonski, Doris Walker. Marion Smith, George Disderio, Ruth Booth.
 Grade 5, Annex 2-Flora Bruni. Dorothy Bottomley, Helen George Josephine Cipriano, Moril Marquis, Lucy Di Carlo, Pia Alessandrone, George Ahearn, Grace Kinney.
 Grade 5, Room 14-Robert Mills. Enis Bartolini, Pauline Wilcox. Jo- sejh Pizzuto, Armond Mazzarella, John Eazararsky(, Carl sandin. Jean Shea, Verna Akins, Madeline Hy- Beatrice Muzzicato, Charles Edwards Charles Armstrong. Helena AndrO, Claudio None, Margaret Craig. Cor nelius Holland, Harry Tchakirides. Everett Winston.
 ! Margaret Craig, Cornelius Holland. Harry Tchakirides, Everett Winston. Grade 6, Room 11-Alfred Jaeger. Leonel Marquis, George Larrow. | Grade 6, Room 12-Harriet Hull, Nancy Marcel, Marguerite Mclean. Margaret Koch, Leone Mclean, Harry Sandersonfl, Jane Carlson, Gerald Buckley. Mae Honegger, Jo- seph Sugrue, Ruth Marland, Leon Marland, Leon Kuchinskas. George Andrews, Olive Dwyer, Leona Gaul John Lokis, Ruth Hurley, Herman Kohlstrunk, Vincent Damonski.
 Grade T, Room 7--Margaret Shy. der, Adolph Andro. Samuel Carmen Sylvia Carta.
 Grade 2, Room s.-Lorraine Cooley, Marion Hunt, Elmer Baxter Mary Hull, Norman Blondin, Airline ODonnell, William Wooding, Annie Armstrong. Douglas Wilcox. Flor ence St Mary, Rose Conger, Grace Santavenere, Donald Frey.
 Grade s, Room 9.-Rita O'Don-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

Carroll, Katherine Mcknight, Cath erine Mccarthy. Patricia McGrath, Patrick Cronin, Donald Grove. Will liam Butler, Frances Burke, Clayton Adams, Joseph Fox.
 s5 to 90 Per cent--Anna Goodens Mary Maher, Laura Gagne, Elizabeth Canning, Joseph Daly, James Wid- man, Catherine Egan, Lawrence Dickens, Harold Flanagan, Ernest Cristofano,
 Grade VIII-Pupils above 90-- Marguerite Dunn. Eileen O'Keefe. Rosemary Finn, Marion Dun, Doris Caggiano, William Ga1viE., Marie Garaghty, Olive Dumouchei, Mary Louise Parsons, Lilly McNellis, Jo- seph Buckmiller.
 Pupils from S5 to 90--John Diorio, Helen Louise Berger, Rose Gyuric- sko, Louise O'Connor, Marion Scikg- iiano, Louise LaTendress, Douglas Clancy Genevieve Pope, Joseph Mill lerick, John Callahan, Francis Carr.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10
WILLIAM HAYNES IN "A TAILOR
 MADE MAN" AT LYRIC

The proVerb says It taxes niHe tailors to make a man. But William Haines. after experience, says that if takes nine men to make a tailor. He came to this conclusion after in- tensiye study of the technique of clothes repairing, pants pressing, and other details of the tailor's calling, to play the tailor's assistant in "A Tailor Made Man" now being shown at the Lyric theater.
 Haines stars as tailor shop assistant, and has to perform all the duties attached thereto in Metro o-Goldwyn-M Mayors Limitation or the stage play. Later he rises to be a high power business executive.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10
COLUMBIA SCHOOLS
 ROLL OF HONOR

Grade I'M - 90 to 909o - Sylvia Stevenson, William Amberg, Mildred Jarvis, John Foster, Frances Freed man, Beverly Parton, Bobby Evans, 85 to 90%-Margaret Libby, Leon Movishovitz, Ted Phillips, Betty o. Rourke, Raymond Laverdiere. Grade 6-F - 95 to 100 % Griffith Bedworth.
 90 to 959o - John Kennedy, Au- drey Smith, Fage Kelman, Barbara Nielsen, Ellace Jeter, Helen Latimer
 85 to 90% - Rathledge Parker Charles Dyson, Fred Storm, Car rington Gretter, Thelma Marks Betsy Drummond.
 l Grade 6-C-Above 95% = Reu- ben Fucker.
 90 to 95% = Shirley Brandvein Betty Barrows, Doris Hayward Lenora Bromberg, Claude Parton Adele Wallach, Robert Bronson. S5 to 90% = Victor Perriello John Monzani, Nellie Rassias. Ell. ! len Bayard, Jean Cashman, Mary Hutchinson, Edward Brennan, Fran ces Gasser.
 Grade 5-9O-95 per cent-Marjorie Monagan, John Scully, Ned Daily Francis Els, Edith Phelan, Elaine Gasser; S5-9O per cent-Ruth Green berg, Florine Hitchcock, Mildred Root, Henry Minor, Mary Fogarty, Helen Zachares, Florence Cohen.
 Grade 4-Above 90 - Audrey Schneer. Edwin Alexander. Marjorie Spearo, Fred Rowe, Phillip Good Marion Laverdiere, Mae Chapman; 85 to 90-Peter Zachares, Joan Foley Doris Ker, Edward Leene, Robert Van Valkenburg. Allen Woodcock Mae Solomon, Robert Lynch, Eleanor Wenkcrt, Shirley Forgue, Robert IJohnson.
 Grade 4G-90 to 95 per cent Natalie Saltsman,. Graham Borden; 85 to 90 per cent-Betty Mink, Billy Neale. Jane McElligott, Ralph Arm bruster.
 Grade 3M-Above 95-Richard Wood; 90-95 per cent-Jeanne
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10
What the Press Agents Say
aTHE PUBLIC ENEMY" AND MEET THE WIFE" ON DOUBLE
 FEATURE PROGRAM NOW


 aTHE PUBLIC ENEMY" AND
 MEET THE WIFE" ON DOUBLE
 FEATURE PROGRAM NOW i. AT WARMERS STRAND Playing a popular request engage maent "The Public Enemy opened this afternoon as the feature attrac- ton of deluxe duble program. <,
 The story begins in 1909 with two young boys. portrayed by Junior Coghlan and Frankie Darro, who succumb to the influence of their en- vironment and start out life as petty thieves.
 The story then carries one through 1sl7--the war, prohibition and it's attendant. illegal traffic in liquor. The boys. now grown up, enter into the beer racket and become veritable leaders in their line. James Cagney and Edward Woods play the parts of, the grown-up, gangsters with a film the final touch in realism. Gag ney particularly, leads this parade of starkness with powerful perform ance which will long stand out in the mind of any audience. This pie ture reveals him as an actor to be reckoned with in any list of film dom's best.
 The companion feature is Meet the Wife," From the opening scene, when an ultra correct butler elects the master of the house from his own bedroom in a diplomatic but none the less laugh provoking man. ner, the audience anticipated that Meet the Wife" would be an orgy of laughs--and it was not disap- pointed. Based on the successful Broadway hit of the ga mo uapna fr,iS screamingly funny farce starts peo- pie giggling at the initial fade-in and keeps them that way until their sides ache. Smart dialogue, anus ing situations and we'll cast charac- ters result in diverting entertain ment
 Laura La Plante as the wife gives q highly praiseworthy performance. Lew Cody, the progressive husband IS smoother and funnier than he has been in any previous role.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10
Honor Roll at
 Wilson School

The Woodrow Wilson school hon. or roll, E. Mae Keefe, principal fellows:
 Margaret Yutzler 96, Beatrice Hennes 96, James Cimaglio 95. Al v.na Karklin 93, Ruth Houghton 92' Laura Seaver 91, Walter Pacinok 9l, Victor Del Cioppo 91, Erminia Giu- ditta 90, Virginia Anderson 90. Rose Marie Wierdorn 90, Julia Smoley S9'
 Grade 4B-Louis DiJ Joseph 92, Carmella DiLeo 91, Genevieve spon- 2. 91, Louis Gizzi S9, James Elm bardo sS. Joseph DelCioppo SC. Sta tia Szantyr S5, John Romeo S5.
 Grade 6A--Carl Padula 95, Fred Kollo 94, Anthony Mecca 93. An drew Kushwara 80, pomenic Mecca SS, Michael Gugliottti SS. Olga San. tavenere Ss,, Walter Munson SS Anna Famiglietti 87. Eleanor Merri, lees S6, Edwin Houer S6, Paul smoley S5. Lena Gugliotti S5.
 Grade 5B-Lena samusevich 90 Jennie Cimaglio 90, Domenic Mecca 80. Domenic Scalzo S9. William Baei
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

Air calliopes will root and toot, bands will play jazz tunes, bankers in stentorian voices will proclaim the wonders of the side show, and the laughter and gaiety of the crowd will fill the air tomorrow, especially in the vicinity of the West Main street grounds, where the Sells Floto circus will be host to thousands of circus-goers.
 Press representatives of the big circus assert that never in history has such a meritorious performance been offered under a big top. From the gorgeous and beautiful opening pageant to the thrilling races, ac- ton will predominate in the various rings, stages and on the hippodrome track.
 Among the features are Tom Mix, noted western screen star; the Fly ing Thrillers, the Famous Hobson Family, Albert Hodgini Troupe,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

F'einn, Mary Bolan, Esther Roosin, Donald Zeissett. Pauline Stoll, Orville Kellman, Jack Goepel, Norman Clarke; 85-90 per cent-Muriel Ber- ment, Thomas Carmichael, Mary Scully, Walter Jarvis, Lucy Dwyer, Betty Hodson, Eugene Brenneis, Ralph Vaughn, Lillian Kamack.
 Grade SIR (95 or over)-Jerome Weinstein, Benedict Hausdorf, Charles Lynch, Jerome Kornreich.
 (95 to 90)-Billy Smith, Charlotte Harrison, Eleanor Neale, Theodore Davis. (S5 to 90)-Elic, Beck. Lena Adamek, William Solomon, Barbara Tis dale, Eva Tata, Margaret Clarke, Robert Reich, George Armbruster. Grade SIX (90 to 95)-Dorothy Brandvein. Jane Wynn, Esther Min
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10
WIVES TAKE NOTICE
 HUSBANDS REJOICE
By NEA Service

London - Husbands here are sug- gesting three cheers for Dr Josiah Oldfeld. The good doctor has just come out with some advice to women which should aid suffering husbands quite g. bit.
 ''Nagging wives,' he says, "put their husbands in an early grave. The wife who nags shortens her husbands life little every time her tongue gets out of control. The wife has at the same time taken the first step toward becoming ugly and old. When the mind is at peace" he explains, the body is strengthened by food or rest; but nagging pro- duces a frame of mind in both hus- band and wife which leads to phy- sical deterioration"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

A treatment for aluminium has been invented that hardens the sur face and makes it proof against tar nishing or scratching and helps to resist acids and corrosive agencies.
 A photograph taken from an air. plane in South America covered a distance of 320 miles and clearly showed the curvature of the earth, specially sensitive plates being used.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

tie, Ernest Jennes, Stanley Borden.
 Charles Feinn. (S5 to 9O)-Mirinm
 Solomon, Selma Kelman, John Mon- agan, Arnoldine Buck, Gladys Feinn,
 Lora Erlanger, Simon Rabinowitz. Warren Platt.
 Grade 7J- (90-95)-Edna Slater.
 Harry Kamack, Lorraine McElligott, Jean Van Valkenburg, Norma Cohen. (85-90)-Vivian Vineburg. John Herbst, Marie Rassias, Jean Rowell, Anne Phelan.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

neli, Agnes Connolly. Lillian seeley' Athlyn Mclean, Carla Finke, Am tcinette Bruni, Mary O'Kcefe, Ray niond Witzman, Anna Pasine.
 Grade 8. Room 10.-Henry Koch, Dorothy Honegger, Lois Sanderson' Eliza beth Tarket, Francis Buckley, Lucille White, Howard Schoeck.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-06-10

Tests of more than 1000 school children as Columbia university have shown that a stutterer is the intel lectual equal of a normal child. that his vocabulary is as good and usu- ally that he Is physically superior.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10
Nezahadzujme upotrebene ci-
irony.

Je mnoho veci, ktorFch m6ze-
me este vzdy pouzit ked' sa ma
prvy pohl 'ad zdaj1 snad' az bez-
cennymi. Sem patrl citr6n. Wy.
tlaceny citr6n dame po uvareni
obedu ma platnu a ked' i1plne stvr
dol, rozklcieme no V maziari. Po-
uziva sa tax ako cerstva citr6no-
va k6rka do cesta. Okrem toho
m6zeme vytlacenych citr6nov po-
uzit' po umyti k pretreniu pleti
celeho oblieaju a ma ruky, zvlaSt
ak ich name cierne cd kuchyn-
skej prace. Citron bieli plet' a
st'ahuje p6ry. Ovsem, je lepsie,
ked' PRIV ako vykoname nejaki
pracu, ktora prave krase rik ne
prospieva, natiahneme 81 gumo-
We rukavice.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10

dzfch chlapov kosit pocas zatvy,
a mlady pill v krcme. Jedon raz
tiez tax sedeli oba pri flaske,
Martin mu vravi: 'Je to teraz
patalia v DOME! Mat narieka, az
mi je jej l'ito. Chnderka. TAX ma
prosi, ably som uz raz posldchol,
a otec hromzi, re ma vydedi; pan
farar mi takn kazen dali. Nuz ale
Boze moi, toze robin takeho zle-
no, vsak vidis?' - Sykora mu
ma to: "Eh, to NJ tax bfva mia
dencami. z toho 81 nesmies mic
robit', ved vzdy nemusis rodicov
poslnchat', a oni tiez mech maju
ohpad ma to, re predsa uz vyra-
stas. A otec ze ia vydedi?! Pekna
robota."
" Ano. toho bojim sa najvac-
smi.'
Gale, blazon! Vidno, ze 81 ne
Dol nikde a nevies roznmom po-
hnnt'. Otec mech sa boil teba
We'd ia uz vydelil! Vsak ii dial
az majetok, ty 81 panom!'
TO, co pisem bratia a sestry az
cd pat tfzdnov. je este len "a
fiatok vsctkfmu. Dalsi DEF tejto
hry je vel'mi vazny tajnostny.
Bude to jednO z najvacsich Slo-
venskych aivadiel tuna od pat
nastich rokov osade Sv. Cy-
rilla a Methoda, a v6bec V celej
Mahoning doline. Teda do vide
MIA ma 10. maja popoludni alebo
vecer. (Pokracovanie.)
Andrej tisar, riaditer.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10
Manzelstvo a povolanie.

V Rumunsku je vel mnoho
zien zamestnane statnych tra-
doch. Je to dedictvo vojny, ktore
sa do istej miery vzilo. V mini
sterstvach in!ch statnych IRA
doch nieto temer 1radnika, ktore-
no zena nebola by tiez statnou L.
radnickou. Preto vlada zacala s
"odb1ravanim' iiradnikov to
zvlastnym sp6sobom. Nariadila
ably tam, kde oba manzelia sn "a
mestnani vo statnych 1radoch,
bol jeden Mich prepusteny. A to
ten, kto ma vacsi plat. Toto ma
riadenie sp6sobilo ohromny po-
plach v Bukuresti jeho 1cinky
sa podivne prejavily v OIL 'ade
manzelskom. Je to nahly Gtek z
manzelstva. Cd noveho roku bolo
podane ME menej ako 2,731 zia-
dostf o rozvod. Tym sa chrania
manzelske parry ztratou platu jed
noho Mich. Dajl sa rozviest' a
budd lit spolu d 'alej ako roz-
vedenf.
/ q. Y
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10
vLHKosf vZDUCHU NUTNA.

Malo kto vie, ze v zimnej dobe
vel'ka cast prestydnuti je sp6-
sobovana prilisnou suchoSt'ou
vzduchu a V prekiirenych miest-
nostiach, kancelariach, kaviar-
mach, biografoch bEva tomu tax
obycajne. Taky prisuchy vzduch
je vzdy neprijemnF k dEchaniu,
sp6sobuje vyschnutie dychacich
iistrojov a tym rome zapalenia
infekcie. Cim je vzduch mirst-
nosti teplejsi, tIm Wac vlhkosti
odnfma telu, takze V preknrenej
miestnosti je nam zima miesto, a.
by nam bolo teplo. Pomahame 81
tym, ze k1rime este viac a zlo sa
stupnuje.
Zvlast' neprijemne pocit'uje sa
prilisna suchost vzduchu miest
nostiach s ilstrednym kiirenim
Je preto bezpodmienecne treba,
ably takych miestnostiach boly
ma tstrednom kiireni upevnent
nadoby s vodou k vyparovaniu
Takto usetrime nielen ma kurive,
ale poslnzime svojmu zdraviu.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10
TAzKOsTI PRI VOLENf
MUzA.
Napisal: A. Mickiewicz.

Aky je rozdiel medzi >laskou
basnika a laskou filozofa? - py-
tala sa mlada slecinka, nesmelo
sa pozerajnc ma svoju komornil
- Ba, povedz mi radsie, - od-
poveda ia (bola to zena stara a
chytra), - koho ty sama chces
ci filozofa Wasyla, ci basnika T.
vana?
Ach, - hovori, vzdychajdc
- obaja sh pekni l'udia, obaja sil
do nina zamiIovani, ale ked' ME
kedy vaznejsie rozmysram o We
ci, pozdava sa mi, re ma vacSmi
miluje filozof. Ci 81 nezbadala, a
ko sa rumeneje. ked' ma zbada ?
Nedavno bola som MIN v salone.
Hovorl mi veciach neSlychane
vaznych a hlbokych: o koneGnu
a nekonecnu, O uhloch kruhoch
a Bob vie, O com vSetkom este.
Predstav 81 filozofa V naivatSom
zapale dokazovania a ked ma 70
ci, 'hned' pozabiida vSetky svoje
argumenty. Cello, ktort bolo po-
kryte chmurou a hmlou filozofie,
rozjasnf sa bleskom, lica pokryjii
sa barvou rnz. Povedal mi, ze "a
miloval 81 .katechizmus, vaznej
knihy, ktora by mala byt' zavia-
zana do cerventho safianu, ably
81 mohla najst' miesto V dam
skom budoari.
- Znamenite! - vykrikla sta
ra komOrna, - vezmite 81 til sa-
fianovti knizku a vydaj sa "a fl
lozofa Wasyla. Prestan w pudi
trapit svojim vahanim.
- Ale, - skrikla nepresvedGe-
ma slecinka, - draha moja, &C
sa stane mojim biednym bas-
nixon? Boze, keby 81 vedela, a
ke krasne akrostychy, bajky, O.
dy sklada ma mojn chvalu a vSe.
tko toto uverejhuje zurnaloch.
S kol 'kou netrpezlivost'ou Oca-
kava vzdy novE vytisk novin s
kol 'kym potesenim doniesol mi
prvy harok este sviezi; mokry! S
akou netrpezlivost'ou pretinal ru-
kou listy, nemaj1c noza pc ru-
Ike! Ach, AXE krasne veci tam bo-
ly! Predstav 81: hOvoril tam o
hviezdach, palmach, idealoch A.
le ty tomu nerozumieS. Len to ii
chcem povedat', lie som tam al
vlastne memo videla vytlaGenf
vel l'kymi literami. Spravcova dee
ra a vdova po panovi generalovi
zltly od vel 'kej zavisti! Predstav
sii mole memo v denniku!
- To je pravda, - namietala
vazna komorna. - Nem0zem W.
stat til vdovu po generalovi. VISA
de sa rozkrikuie, re lie mladsia
odo nina. Ach, keby to len mo-
hol dokazat' ten tvoj basnik, pu-
kla by ia generalova od zlosti a
zavisti! Vydaj sa "a basnika!
- Ale, hovoria Pudia, - vzdy-
chla 81 slecinka, - ze basnici sii
nestali. Sama viem, re Ivan M
ME pre- jednu damu pisal akro-
stychy a bajky. Ale o stalosti a
vernosti filozofa som presved6e-
ma. Nechodi nikde, len do knizni-
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10

idSH. IA uh W 90 'o SsduDO Ed-
miloval, som presvedcena, ze len
do kruhu, lebo som Cd neho sa-
meho pocula, re MET nic krajsie-
no a dokonalejsieho, ako kruh.
Tazko je ziarlit' ma geometrickn
figlirn, nebude to hrozna rivalka.
- Pravdu mas, draha moja,
my mllsime sa bat nestaleho mu-
Ia. Moi nebohy (nech mu Pan
Bob da sladke odpocinutie) neraz
vadil sa so mnou, ked som mu
palicou omastila hnaty, hoci 81 to
zaslnzil pre- svoju nevernost'. T.
bohv moi kapral... Al on muSel
byt' basnikom, lebo taSto 81 spie-
val pesnicku:
"Gdie gusary preznich let. -;
akiste preto Dol takIm mm-
pom. Vydaj sa "a filozofa!
- Ale. - odporovala sletinka,
- baSnik prisahal mi ma vSetky
bozstva Tenearu. ze mi ostane
vernT. Plakala som. Dival sa na
nina so slzami V o6iach; priznam
Sa ii - vel mi ma dojal. Ale fl
lozofa nikdy nevidela som pla-
kat. Najradsej by som mala cit
livtho muza. Ak by sa mi nieke1y
chcelo poplakat', mech 81 al muz
poplace so mnou; ak by sa mi
pritrafilo, ze by som zamdlela
moi basnik umrel by znfalstvom.
A filozof? - Ten by len kazal le,
kara volat'!
- DObre hovoriS, dobre, - s
OduSevnenim zvolala stara komor-
ma. - Muz bez srdca a divoka
EVER vsetko jedno! Sama som
sa pokisila dvakrat zamdIiet'. A
vieS, co vykonal vtedy ten moi
muz, ten moi kapral? Usnl al 2
papieru trilbelku. ma jednom kon
ci zapalil, druhI wal do ilst
toxic dymu fuknul mi pod nos.
ze by mrtvtho Dol k zivotu pri,
viedol. Lotor, naniGhodnik. ne,
vernik ! Myslim. lie al on Dol flo
zofom. Rozmyslela som 81: vydaj
sa "a 'basnika.
- Ach, boze, keby aspon nebol
takI vzdorovity, - prerusila ju
slecinka. - Kazdn chviI' II meni
81 naladu. Kritizuje mole toale-
ty; vysmieva sa mojich vyra-
zov, hovori, lie som ukrutna. ne
stala; surovo zachadza so mnou.
Ach, akT odporny byva niekedy !
A vtedy vzdy vraciam sa k flo
zovi, ktory je vzdy pokojny, spo-
kojny nepodozrieva floveka.
Ak sa takto zamysllm mad podi-
vinStvOm basnika, filozof je pre-
svedceny, ze moi duch vhlba sa
az po usi do ttzy, ktorl rOzviia
predo mnou. Nikdy ma nenazval
ukrutnou, ami neStalOu. PoSlednr
raz povedal, ze ia som jeho abSo-
liltnou, co ma znamenat asi toll
ko, ze ia budem absolntnou pa
ilou jeho osudu.
Absolutnou panou! Boze
moi dobrt! Koniec Wac ami ne
hovor! Vydaj sa "a filozofa, a e.
Ste dnes 81 no daj zavolat' Ach,
aka skoda, re moi kapral nebol fl
lOzofom!
- Ale nemozem zapriet', ze
basnik ma al vel mi dobrt vlast-
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10
Dobra rada.

- Co mann robit ably som ma
la pekne ruky9 sa
- Me.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-04-10

tNo. WV NS"'Siy ~
vot, rad sa zabavi priatel'mi
Som presvedcena, re nebudem sa
nudit' V jeho dome!
Mala 81 mi to hned' pove.
dat, - vykrikla komorna, - ta,
ky zivot, to sa mi NJ paci. Gel,
kom smelo sa mozes vydat' "a
basnika. Nina spravite potion in
tendantkou ma svojom majetku
- Ale netrvalo by to dlho, -
hovorila slecinka, kriltiac smutne
hlavou. - Rad rozhadzuje, mrha
paniaze. Vsetko prelumpuje, co
ma. A marnotratnost je vel'mi
nebezpecna vec, lebo aka meme
sitel ma jc chudoba Ach, a flo
zof je vel mi poriadny a neoby-
came spprivy.
Wac mi ~ ami nehOvOr G
basnikovi! Budes zenou filozofa a
basta
Ale, pokracovala d'alej sic
6inka, - we'd som ii povedala
ze nema co SPORT, lebo filozof j
uz dneS taky chndobny, ak[m 81
ntane basnik V kratkej dobe.
= Ak sa takto majil veci, -
ozvala Sa vazne komorna, - ra
dim ii, ably 81 81 vzala "a muza
Starfho BoriSa. Pravda, on nikdy
nehovori ideaIoch, ami abSo
litne, ale ma krasny trojposcho-
dovv dom MoSkve ma TverSke.;
ulici 10000 rubl'ov 80 kcpe-
iok cisteho rocnthO d0chodku.
Z tejto rozmluvy. ktoru pred.
niesly ma verande istfho domu,
vvplyvaIa konkllizia.
Chcel som az tn zakOncit', ale
vidiac, AXE d0lezitt je tfma, ked'
ze ide basnikov a filozofov; d a
lei osmeleny trpezlivost'ou svo-
iich Gitatel 'ov, dodavam sam k
tomu niekol 'ko SLOW.
Prezerajnc dejmy zamilova-
nvch baSnikov filozofov, Zbadal
som, ze je verkI rozdiel medzi
tlmito drnhmi l'udi. SkOro vse-
tel basnici opisovali historiu svo-
lej laSky, rozpamatajhc SD este i
ma najmensie podrobnoSti, tyka-
jIce sa ich mileniek; ale po sva-
dbe sa nezmienia o Svojom manzel
stve; vel'mi skrOmne mlcia SvO-
jich zenach. Inac je to filoZofO-
vi. Historic ich milovania je ztra.
tena pre- potomstvo, ale tym viac
dejiny ich zien siI rozhlasent.
Vel'mi dobre viete, ako hovoril
Ovidius. Petrarca ini. StaGi 81
preGitat' AIRS amatOria', alebo
sonety 0 Laube a Glicere. Ako 81
poGina Sokrates, aby 81 ziskal srd-
ce Ksantypy, tom nikto ne
vie; ale zato V kazdej sbierke a.
nekd0t na.Meme tisine sarkaz-
NOV 0 tel nest 'astnej manzelke.
Z toho vyvodim, ze basnici pc
svadbe stavajil sa filozOfmi, a fl
lozofovia po svojom sobaSi vrha-
iii sa ma satyrick1 poeziu. Mech
danny rozhodnii 0 tom, ktorI 2
tychto dvoch Systfmov lepsie sa
i'm paci.
Ale majn al nieco spolocnfho
co rozhoduje v ich laske. Obi.
dvom chyba to najd0lezitejsie
domysleli ste sa. Myslim ma pc
niaze. Basnik, ktory pisal a sna
I'll sa byt' obl'lbenym v mlado-
sti, konecne zaklope ma dvere svo
.jei milej a hovori, ako cvrcok La
Fontainov: "Spieval som cele le-
to -" - "Zatancuj Re 81 te.
raz!" odpovie uvazujGci ma
buddcnost' mysliaci mravGek.
Filozofa prave tax stretne isty
los a ak sa mu podari ziskat' srd-
ce milovanej peknoty, ci ozaj by,
va st'astnejsim? Po6ujme Swizta
Dekan SWIFT porovnava hlav,l
filozofa s tym predmetom, ktorJ
basnik Sina v blazinci pritiska k
srdcu: t. j. s metlou. "Hlava mia
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