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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27
Grand Forks Pinman
Breaks City Record

Grand Forks, N. D., March 27.-R1-
A. w. Jackson Wednesday night shat
tered two all-time city league bowling
records by rolling scores OF 289. 20l
and 231 for . total score Of 721. In
his first game, jackson had 10 con-
secutive strikes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

Bradenton.-"Sunny Jim" Bot
tomley apparently has success
fully repealed the challenge Of
Jimmy the Ripper" Collins for
the regular first base job with the
st. Louis Cardinals.
"Bottomley is himself again."
Manager Gabby Street comment
ed today. ut looks as II he will
have one of his best seasons"
But Collins, q slugger and sen.
satiOnal fielder from Rochester,
will be kept around for emery
ency duty.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

Tartans Curtail Spring Sports
The interscholastic track and field
meet which has been a tartan feature
for IS years and the regular spring
football practice have been abandon-
| ed at Carnegie Institute Of Techno-
logy.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27
rs FREAK

IS SOUTHPAW FREAK
Although he does everything else
right-handed, Augie Keckhefer, eight
times winner Of the worlds three
cushion billiard title, Yields his cue
left handed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

alone as the outstanding performer
in South Dakota basketball history.
In his four years Of high school play
he has been a member Of three state
championship teams and one run
nerup.
Hamann's work at guard on the
Yankton five has made him q unan-
imous choice in each Of the four sea-
sons. In addition he has won wide
recognition as q hurdler and shot
putter In track and field sports.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27
Yankton Youth
An-State Cage !
Choice 4 Years
Hamann Has been Member oi
Three Championship Teams;
Is Versatile Athlete s

Yankton, s. D., March 27.-Judg-
ing from his high school record,
there would seem to be a brilliant
intercollegiate basketball future for
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

West Palm Beach. - Numerous
pitchers have made quite respectable
outfielders, but Manager Bill Killefer
wondered Friday whether Big Chad
Kimsey ever would be among them.
Killefer is trying to make an out
fielder out of Chad, but so far no one
had remarked that the big boy re-
minds of Iris Speaker.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

Los Angeles. - The Pittsburgh
Pirates Friday were wondering
whether the story about this
years ball being less lively should
be hung up along with the one
about the three bears and little
Curly Locks, Dr. whether their
pitchers have acquired . habit Of
growing them while waiting for
the supper whistle.
Wednesday two Los Angeles
homers in the 18th inning took .
game from the BUGS. Thursday
there were two out In the ninth
when q Detroit Tiger pasted >
four sacker to grab the game.
Wrongside homers have figured
in quite q few Pirate exhibitions
this spring.
New Orleans.-On Pinky Shoffne
and Walter Miller rest the Clevelan'
Indians hopes of producing q win
ming southpaw this summer. Shoff
ner, is being watched in particular
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27
Fights Last Night

(By the Associated Prese)
Clinton, Ia-Lefty Maftlers Mo.
line, Ill. technically Knocked ont
Bobby Vernon, Chicago (0lS Henry
Falegano. Des Mo1nees In. y
Glen Camp kewaaees Aiis eTa"'
(1O).
BethIehem, Pa. Pete Lat1os
Scranton, Pa, outD0lnteA Rattle
Kiellne. Phill1DsbuTgs n. IL (1O)s
WINDSOR BEATS CLEVELAND
Windsor, Ont, March N.-R9-Thl
Windsor Bulldogs won Z fest play
off international League hockey
game from the Cleveland 1ndtans
8 to !, here Thursday night an
went into . triple tie with Olsve.
land and Buffalo for the 1easul
championship.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

Greensboro.-S0llie Carter, for
mel Alabama Polytechnic pitch
er, has made = favorable impress
sion on Manager Connie Mack, Of
the Philadelphia Athletics, and
will be given every opportunity to
make good with the world cham
pions.
Manager Mack arrived here
with his second team Friday The
yeaflings will remain here until
April 2, playing exhibition games
In the Greensboro district
Observation-Disclosures were in cir.
culation Friday that Chuck Klein
slugging outfielder of the PhilJies, Is
to be placed on the market unless he
soon signs the contract offered by the
club. The reports lacked contirma.
ton.
It was rumored Branch Hickey, Of
the st. Louis Cardinals, had offered
Chick Hafey, the be~spectacled left
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

Miami. - Various rumors to the
contrary. the Brooklyn Robins and
their star pitcher, Dazzy Vance, still
are $4,000 apart on the question OF
salary. Before leaving for New York
Thursday night, President Frank
York said he had been In commune
cation with Vance.
York's offer remained unchanged
at 5000 for the season while Vance
refused to reduce his $25, 1000 demand.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-27

st. Petersburg. - Babe Ruth Is
nothing II not fair with his base
ball enemies as well as friends.
The House Of David collection Of
bearded diamond warriors who
furnished the opposition for the
last Yankee exhibition game here
this season, appeared with = ire
cruit." Shortstop Heller. who
lacked the customary whiskers.
The Babe evened things up,
however, by playing with q full
set Of false foliage attached to
his chin.
San Antonio.-One Of the mos'
pleasing aspects Of the New Yorl
Giants spring training record-t
John McGraw at least-has been thu
fact that no disciplinary measures
have been necessary SO far.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
MyNeigbbor
y Says:

XXIHEN frying ham or bacon al
Wv ways place 1t in the pan before
putting the pan on the fire. 1t cooks
and browns quicker and better than
If put in warm pan.
1t is good plan to dip brooms in
very hot soapsuds once week. This
toughens the bristles, and the brooms
not only last longer. but also sweep
better than if they were kept perfectly
dry.
Mint and herbs should be washed
in cold wafer, wrung dry in cloth
and chopped with sharp knife. If
carefully dried thus they will be crisp
and, instead of clinging in wet mass
to the knife and board, will be quickly
chopped to powder. The board also
will not be stained green or require
special attention to clean.
To remove hypaper from an article,
wet the article with Kerosene and let
it stand ten or fifteen minutes. Wash
in hot water and pure soap.
(tG by Western Newspaper Union.)
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

ways, two eggs, one-fourth head of
lettuce or its equivalent in cabbage,
from one-half to one pint of orange
juice daily, with the juice of a lem.
on. Using the juice of the lemon to
add to the drinking water without
sugar gives the water life and adds
the required vitamins needed. This
gives die. which will furnish good
firm bones and teeth.
For fuel foods which are the car
bohydrates Sugars and starches) we
need not be exercised about them, as
the youth usually eats enough of
sweets, which he needs to supply en-
ergy, and starches are eaten In fairly
good amounts. The fats consumed,
which p taken in oils, nuts, butter
and yolk of egg, should be in proper
tion of one to four in carbohydrates.
In athletics candy gives a quick en-
ergy food. For children, if given after
meal or long enough before it not
to dull the appetite for the proper
food, it is now considered quite part
of the daily food. A growing boy needs
twice as much food as his father.
Overweight is better than underweight,
since it gives reserve to draw upon
in time of illness or strain.
fa 1881 Western Newsnaper union.s
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
Icebergs Disappearing
From Northern Atlantic

Montreal.-Icebergs no longer are
scenic attraction of the ST. Lawrence
route. They are disappearing. Last
year 440 icebergs were reported in the
areas of north Atlantic travel. This
season only two small bergs have made
their appearance and they were so
distant from the recognized steamship
lanes that they failed altogether as a
spectacle.
1t Is suggested that drought over a
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

large area of this continent prevented
the accumulation of sufficient water in
the North TO produce the usual supply
of bergs, and the novel idea is mOoted
that 1t may soon become advisable for
steamship companies to anchor a few
bergs off the Straits of Belle Isle for
the benefit of passengers. Enterpris-
ing puryeyors may. it is said. soon ne
advertising in the columns of tourist
journals, "Icebergs for sale"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
LIGHTS OF NEW YORK
By WALTER TRUMBULL

but am glad to see you" Then
some one who had probably shaken
hands with him at training camp
would go away calling him i'll man
nered and "high hat"
George Creel has the courage of his
convictions. He was standing with
a senator once in Washington, when
a man rushed up and said, "You don't
know my name" "Why should II"
demanded Mr. Creel. 81 don't even
remember you" The senator sighed.
Il WISH" he said, Il had the nerve to
do that" Franklin P. Adams is fond
of such things as crossword puzzles.
but refuses to spend his time in guess
ing contests. If some one calls him
on the telephone and says, Il bet you
don't know who this is" he replies
promptly, you win," and hangs up
the receiver
Women, even the most beautiful
and interesting, are hardest to re-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
How Ii Started
THE CUILLoTINE
By JEAN NEWTON


TT WILL surprise many of our read
ers TO learn that the guillotine. used
10 behead people, was originally intro
duced as an instrument of mercy
This may seem rather startling to
some of us who are familiar with
French history, hut it is fact, new
ertheless.
We have it as the invention of DR..
Joseph Ignatius Guillotine.
Doctor Guillotine was the physician
who was responsible for the substitu-
tion of the guiliotine in place of the
various devices hitherto used.
The guillotine accomplished the pur-
pose desired quickly and painlessly.
Probably. however. its many benef
Charles during the French revolution
did not regard it as an unmixed bless
ing.
"a 1891 Bell se'ndicate.l-wNI' Service.
Colorado's Distinction
Colorado has about four-fifths of
the highest peaks in the United States.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
KNEW THE TRICKS

"You know, num-" said little Hec-
tor, dad must have been up to all
sorts Of mischief when he was boy
like me-"
'What makes you think so, my
SOM" asked his mother.
Hector looked very Thoughtful.
"Well," he went on, 'he always
knows exactly what questions to ask
me when he wants to know where I'm
going and what I've been doing"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

Theodore Roosevelt practically never.
forgot name. Perhaps that is why.
he was President. Personally, /
couldn't even run for train on that
platform. Il cannot remember names,
and my mother is no better at it
than / am. wonder whether it can
be an inherited trait. At any rate
we know better than to try to re-
member name. because if we do try
we always get it wrong.
In this regard, any association of
ideas is q snare and delusion. One
reason is that when you want to re-
member a name you usually are in a
hurry. Either you, are trying to in
troduce somebody or you unexpected
ly meet some one out of his accus-
toned niche. When there is no sud-
den pressure names are easy to re-
member. You always think of them
Is minutes after you need them.
Those with a good memory for
names regard you with pity and toll
erance. The fact that you do not
forget persons seems to carry little
weight. If you say, "You know the
chap l mean-that bearded author
who goes about with Gene Tunney-
the tall old Irish, fellow who writes
plays" they exclaim in shocked tones
surely, you are not speaking of Ber-
nard Shawl" OF whom else could
.,o,, ~ enool,;nro Tcp,f ho Irish ou6
tall, and hasn't he a beard, and isn't
he an author and playwright? Try
and deny it!
Persons are such egoists that they
rarely help you out on names. Few,
for example, step up and say, I'm
Manuel, former king of Portugal. Do
you remember me?" That's Old world
courtesy. Most of them are like the
man of whom Jim Corbett tells his
famous story, the member of crowd
Of several thousand who met Jim at
the station when he was champion,
and who later said, "Of course. you
remember me. was the man in the
brown derby" ,.--rr, :.
hate to blow the whistle on Jack
Dempsey, but Jack has been getting
away too long with a reputation for
great memory. The truth is that
he has system. He just says,
Hello, pal' to everybody. l heard
him do that once to particularly
annoying butter-in. "Is he your
pal?" asked him bit severely. II
never saw the dumb cluck before"
said Jack cheerfully, "but they're all
my pals"
Few have the moral courage to adj
init that they don't remember. Ere
Quently stall until l have had a
chance to go over the alphabet and
try the theory of association. Then
usually l triumphantly address "Mr.
Tiger" as "Mr. Lion, or mir. Pick
erel" as "Mr. Pike" Gene Tunney
used to be honest. He would say.
II am sorry. don't remember you.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

member because of the faculty they
have of completely changing their APP
pearance with hat or gown. still
grow warm with embarrassment when
+ think of a woman | met one morn
ing on Fifth avenue. 1t was in the
days when they wore those hats they
pulled down over their noses.
"YOu don't remember me-" she said
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
Out Of Order

Mrs. Murphy-I've just asked Mrs.
Smith 'ow 'er ole man't gettin' on,
and orl 'er sed wuz. "'E's out Of or
der" Does 'er mean 'e's bad?
Mrs. Jones-No, e amt bad. Frs
'ad that sayin' orr them broken slot
misheens. It's swank, an means that
e won't work.-London Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

the same time.
During the early years the bones
need lime and other minerals to stiff
fen them and make them strong to
carry on the work of the body. In the
teen age the diet must furnish ade-
quate amounts of building" foods.
diet which supplies daily one pint
to quart of milk taken In various
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
A Little Hint

Smith-What are you cutting out Of
the paper?
Jones-A report of man who got
a divorce because his wife went
through his pockets
Smith-What are you going to do
with it?''
Jones-Put it in my pocket
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

must have a good fomda-
ton, which comes from
healthy ancestry, then
comes the choosing of
the materials to build
the bony structure and
the muscular syste IN
which must develop at
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
Such Paper 10 Warming

Professor-Science has discovered
that paper can be used effectively to
keep person warm.
Farmer-Yes, I gave 3O-day note
once and 1t kept me in a sweat for .
month.-Capper's Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
A Bad Spirit

Count Felix Won Luckner, famous
''sea raider" of the German navy,
ended a toast at banquet in New
York with the words: ST
"The nautical spirit in many
country is like the wife in many a
marriage-a helpmate first, afterwards
q checkmate."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
Atmosphere

II think they might strain the or
ange peel from this orange MARINA
late.'
"That is put in as guarantee Of
good faith"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

.laughingly. knew had seen and
talked with her somewhere, but
couldn't for the life of me call her
by name. 1t developed that had
sat next to her at dinner the pre-
vious evening.
ta 1881. Bell syndicate.l-wNU Service.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
The Haven

First Clubman-After all, II 1t
wasn't for our wives, would either Of
Of us be where we ar now?
Second Clubman-Quite right. Isn't
that what clubs are for?-The Humor-
list.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
Policies

"Haye you outlined your policy to
your constituents"
NO." replied Senator Sorghum; II
am still looking over the policies my
constituents have outlined to me. try
ing to decide on which had better So
lect."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

took partners and danced OF course,
when they took partners they immedi-
ately became larger, more important
numbers and changed their names.
Twelve danced a jig; forty-six did
fancy polka; fifty-three swayed
gracefully; seventy danced rather
stiff waltz and not always In time;
and eighty-nine. because its two parts
both wished to dance in the same di-
rection, tried to please each, by skip
ping merrily forward in barn dance.
Ali went well until some number,
perhaps it was roly-poly zero, spied
an interesting staircase.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

Poet-Your father says | ought to
have $4,000 before marry you.
She-Well, dear, can wait a few
months.-Pathfiuder. J
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
Auto Stoves Sleeper
Out of His Own Home

Washougal. Wash.-Gus Heat
err was rudely awakened at mid.
night when John LaChance's
automobile skidded on a curve,
plunged through Gus two-roOm
shack and showed Heater and
his bed out through a rear wall.
No one was injured.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

Mrs. Henpecque-That paper says
that a man was arrested on his we'd
ding day and sent to the penitentiary
for life.
Mr.. MISREPRESENTATION lucky
for him.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
qheKitchen
Cabinet
BUILDING THE BODY

We may liken the growing of the
body ola boy or girl to the building
of boY1co First UrQ
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

In a Class of Your Own
Middle age is the period when a
stranger of your age seems old and
the fellows you grew up with still are
boys.-San Francisco Chronicle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

The Merchant-No, sir, my father
never gave me $4,000 a year to squan-
der.
His Son-Well, your father wasn't
as aristocratic as my father.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31

81 asked your father and he saia
you were old enough to know your
own mind"
"He didn't tell you how old l was,
did hep
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31


chamber lowered in the
until it directly the eye the hatch
to the surface from its 1t
light telephone through which constant
chamber
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-07-31
The CEaiIdHren's Corner
Edited by DOROTHY EDMONDs

One night the numbers gathered to-
gether for jolly meeting. For once
they decided to have thoroughly
good time. They were tired of caus-
ing frowns to appear on children's
faces. Every single one of them ar
rived on time.
When they felt extremely gay they
Imperial Valley press., 1931-03-10
UNITED ARTISTS
EXECUTIVE PAYS
VISIT TO CITY

Paul Levine, superintendent ot
construction of the United Artists
Construction company, accompanied
by Mrs. Levine, was visitor at the
FL Centro Chamber of Commerce
yesterday, asking for data as to Ell
Centro S temperature and humidity.
The information was to be used IN
planning the new United Artists
theatre, which is to be erected on
Main street, opposite the Hotel Bar
bara Worth.
Manager Hays Of the local cham
Der has learned that the object OF
the architect and builders of this
building will be the elimination OF
heat and humidity and that retrig-
Grafton and veutilating machines
will be installed which will make
patrons of this theatre forget that
it is summer. A thorough investi-
CATION will be made, according to
Levine, before the machines for this
purpose are selected.
The new United Artists theatre
will be constructed of reinforced
concrete, Hays is informed, and Will
be the first large building in El
Imperial Valley press., 1931-03-10
SALVATION ARMY
SEEKS FUNDS TO
AID ITS PROGRAM

And I'm here to tell you, Buddy
that the Salvation Army was always
there with doughnuts and coffee.
They often would come right up to
the trenches with never word
about saving our souls but always,
Have another cup of coffee, Sol
dier?' Always with smile and nev-
er cent did they charge us"
This story is declared to be one
of the most consistent and univer-
sal resulting from the World war,
almost as common as stories about
mules and beans. Its frequent re-
telling calls up picture OF sacri-
flee and service.
A new emergency has arisen
which almost rivals the dark days
of 1917. Men are hungry and de-
mand that their women and child
ren be fed.
The Salvation Army is responding
to the demand in Ell Centre as well
as in many other cities of the coun-
try.
In El Centro during tile last four
months 1916 meals we're served,
1924 were provided with beds. 297
families were given help. clothing
Imperial Valley press., 1931-03-10
TOURNAMENT DIRECTOR GIVES
HIGH PRAISE TO GOLF CLUB

! as professional, the club was most
fortunate. Joe" has an interna-
tional reputation as a golfer and
teacher. His theories are sound and
practical, and his pupils should 60
far under his guidance.
The club is also very fortunate
in having Andy Mckay as green's
keeper. Andy was for a number of
years greenskeeper at the Long
Beach municipal course. which is
today considered one of best courses
on the coast.
AS to the officers. r. d. McPher-
rim. president, and A. II. Keller, Sec
retary. are taking a keen interest in
their efforts to build up the club to
where it will be on par with any
other club in the Southland.
It might be we'll TO mention the
course. There are great possibil-
ties for a wonderful course, taking
into consideration conditions which
the club will have to combat during
the intense heat in the summer
time. However, with proper care
the green's should thrive.
Golf is on the up and up in I'm
perial Valley-it is there to stay,
and the Southern California Golf
Association is proud TO have the
three clubs at Brawley. El Centro
and Calexico as members of their
body. Nothing but friendly rivalry
should exist between these clubs in
their efforts to promote one of the
greatest games and sports in the
world.
Imperial Valley press., 1931-03-10
Valley Men At
Riverside Meet

S. E. Robinson and Scott 2.
FouldS represented local hay grow
ers at the meeting of the Federated
Alfalfa Growers of Southern Cali
fornia, held this weekend in Piver-
side.
Representatives from Antelope
Valley, Imperial Valley, San Fern
ando Valley and Riverside were
present TO discuss matters Of mu-
tual interest.
While no definite action was TAX
en-, the discussion centered on the
advisable ways and means of main
tanning a fair price for the product.
Various ideas were advanced one
by the Riverside growers, who sug-
geSted that the Antelope and I'M
perial Valley growers form an asso-
citation on the lines of that operat-
ing in Riverside, in which case il
would be easy to control price.
This idea was favorably received
but in view of the apparent impos-
sibility of organizing in time, was
not adopted, but other methods
were considered.