The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-12

Good evening. O-O-O OH YEAH Birds of feather, Are fIappcrs, no doubt, Both dress the same, When fashions come out. 0-O-o l Even trial balances seem to be on trial these days. o-O--o A new dance has been invent ed. It's known as the Tansho- l walz. Must be the Russian in- fluence on the five-year plan. o-O-o E Prize fighters probably started lin the business by punching the clocks. o-O-o The woman who idolizes her husband should remember the Biblical quotation about worship |ping idols. o--O-o
 YOU DON'T SAY They were married In June, With love quito in rhyme, Last month she discovered,
 He bought her diamond on time. GOO
 An English lecturer says Amer ica lost her conscience during the years of prosperity. I suppose he means to say we've been uncon- scious.
 France has given up her idea of United States of Europe ever since the depression hit this country. O-O-o
 The old fashioned mother who used to wear a velvet cape has a son now who dons a velvet loung-
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 KEEP SMILING It's easy enough to be pleasant, When prosperity's hitting on high, But the man worth his salt, Is the guy who can halt,
 nigh.
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 The man who uses a cigarette holder in company is the same guy who drinks coffee from a saucer when he's alone in the kitchen.
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 The man who feels satisfied on sitting down at a table generally gets up in the same state of mind.
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 What has become of the old fashioned Waterbury woman who had @ special set of mittens that she used when hanging out the wash on cold winter mornings?
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 When Q man begins to think he knows it all, it's high time for the wife to convince him that he doesn't.
 AND so IT GOES
 Her mind was brilliant,
 Like a diamond afire,
 But her notes were false, As played on . Tyre.
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 A fox hunt is a doggie affair in more ways than one.
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 Horseback riding would be great if the saddle happened to be as comfortable as the rear seat in the sedan.
 o-O-o Thin people may stand a heavy sickness better than fat people but they never look so well in bed. o-O-o ''4 OHMIGOSH Hang np the baby's Christmas tree, Be. sure and don't forget, There's still . few attractive toys, That haven't been broken-yet. o-O-o
 Business has been in a fog. And the walls of crepe hangers have been the fog horns. So declares a national dry goods executive. His statement sounds a bit foggy too.
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 Now they claim that ex- eessive dieting kills Hollywood stars. Yes, not enough food and too much booze.
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 Clara Bow has married a cow boy. I suppose he roped her in.
 POOR OLD SANTA Santy is so awful fat, Says little sister Ruth, That he can't call up Mrs Claus, Count of the small phone booth. o-O-o The only man who can lie down on the job Is mattress tester. o-O>o suppose the first step in getting back to nature Wis to take birds eye view of the entire xituation. The woman who lacks color in her cheeks can apply rouge. The one who lacks color In her conver- sation can apply silence. o-O-o Now they claim that radio will lead us out of the depres- sion. From one station to an- other, suppose. o-O-o The speaker who talks more than half an hour isn't a speaker but e pest. SO TIT GOES When business put away the ham, And footed on . horn, Then the depression started, Just sure son as you're born. o-O-o
 They say horse racing is coming back in America. That's a gamble. s3 o-O-o Congress is opening. Heluva Christmas present for America. o-O-o
 The only difference between Q senator and a representative is the white vest worn by the former. o--O-o
 The canopy top had no rum bie seat but it made love just the same. | o~O-o
 There's nothing like a sharp can