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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANIES WILL HAVE GEAR HEAD
Will Act in Similar Capa- city to That of Will Hays of Movies - Will Be Outsider

Hartford. Conn, Sept 15.-UP) Representatives of 115 fire insur- ance companies have voted to ap- point "czar" to guide the fire in
 surance business of the United
 States, it became known here to- day. The insurance czar" will
 have broad powers with regard to formulation of general policy and
 rules of conduct for the business.
 His position will correspond rough ly to that of Judge Landis in or
 ganized baseball and Will Hays in the motion picture industry.
 The leader. who is expected to
 be selected within the next few months, will cooperate with a
 steerling organization composed of
 prominent insurance executives.
 The "czar" will be chosen outside
 the insurance business.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
FORD AUTO WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR
 THIS PASSENGER
Edsel B. Ford, Forced to Leave Train Because of Illness and Entered One of Ford Cars

Seal Harbor. Me. Sept 15.- (UP)-Edsel B. Ford. son of Hem ry Ford and president and treas- urer of the Ford Motor company. was recuperating to-day at his summer home here from a "tem- porary attack of indigestion" which forced him to leave a train at Newbort (Me.) yesterday and hire a taxicab to take him the s5 miles back here.
 Ford was taken i'll while en- route to Detroit from here.
 IT, F. Brown. the cab driver, did not recognize him and apologixsst because he didn't have "anything but q Ford"
 Ford replied 1t was good enough for him.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
ROOSEVELT BOOM IS NOW SPREADING
 VERY RAPIDLY
At Present He Seems at Top of the Heap-But It Is Early to Make Pre- dictiOnS
BY RAYMOND CHAPTER

Washington, Sept 15.-WP)- In defiance of a tradition which holds it is dangerous for a presi- dential candidate to speed up early in the race, the movement to make Governor Franklin D. Roosevelt of New York the demo- cratic presidential nominee next year has reached the point where his managers are predicting his nomination by exclamation.
 The political chief of the Roose- welt forces, James A. Farley, chair man of the New York state demo- cratic committee, is quoted as forecasting this outcome in the conventoin to be held about ten
 (Continued on Page p
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
GROWN PRINCE OF
 ITALY 27 YEARS OF AGE TO-DAY
Heir Apparent to Italian Throne Spent the Day Quietly With His Family

San Rossore Villa. Italy, Sept 15 -(UP)-Crown Prince Umberto. heir apparent to the Italian throne. passed his 27th birthday quietly with his family at, the kings villa to-day and learned that he had been promoted major general of the royal infantry.
 Public buildings were decorated throughout Italy in honor of the natal day of the popular prince. His wife, Princess Marie Jose of Belgium spent the day with the royal family at San Rossore. Cele- brations honoring Umberto will be held m many towns and cities to- night.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
BOYS PLAYING HOOKY MET WITH SAD ACCIDENT
Stealing Ride on Truck When Tailboard Fell- One Dead, One Dying and One Fled

Salem, Mass. Sept 15-(UP)- Three schoolboys. playing hooky, were hurled headlong to the pave ment to-day when the tailboard of a motor truck on which they were stealing a ride dropped suddenly.
 Joseph BlackJohn, 14. his skull crushed, died instantly. Patrick Cox, 12. suffered a possible skull fracture and was reported dying at Salem hospital. where a priest administered the last rites of the church. A third unidentified boy. who was painfully injured. disap- peared in nearby woods after the accident.
 The boys are sixth grade pupils at St Mary's parochiai school in Lynn. Epiphane Teriault. driver of the truck, said he did not know the boys were on the vehicle un- til he heard shouts of persons who witnessed the accident.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
THREE-YEAR-OLD LAD DROWNS IN
 HIS PLAY POND
Had Been Using 8-Inch Deep Pool for Wrecking His Paper Cruisers and Fell In

Gary, Ind. Sept 15.-(UP)-The IS. s. Betsy Ann" and the "Bat- tie Cruiser" lay on their beam ends. their paper sails sodden and dropping to-day.
 The toy craft constituted the backyard navy" of Alvin schaed. Ter. 8. who sailed them in the G. inch deep pool of water his father dug for him. Yesterday the boy ran into the yard to play. "Gonna have shipwreck maybe" he called to hts mother.
 Wondering why his shipwreck was 60 quiet an affair. she went out to the pool. Alvin had fallen Into the water and drowned.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
MANY MORE BODIES OF
 THE DEAD
Search of Ruins at Belize,
 B. H., Where Hurricane
 Struck Reveals That There May Be 2,5O0
BY ELMER J. SMITH (American Radio Operator al
 Belize, B, H.)

Copyright By United Press)
 Belize, B. H., Sept. 15.-(UP).- (By Radio to the United Press).- Further clearing of streets and wreckage of homes to-day revealed scores of additional bodies and lent strength to the fear that the total dead in the hurricane horror of last week may reach we'll above D. 900.
 In some quarters it is believed that as many as 2,500 resndents of the British Honduran capital lost their lives.
 Concern for the living, threat ened with disease and lack of
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
JOHN STREET MAN HELD AS PASSER OF BAD CHECKS
Thomas Ulinskas, 2l, Is Believed the Party Who Has Been Pooling Busi- ness Men

Thomas Ulinskas. 21. of John street is being held by the local police pending an investigation of complaints that he has issued sev- eral worthless checks. The Hotch- kiss Hardware store Is one of sev- eral complainants in the case.
 The young man when arraigned in police court to-day was or- dered held under bonds of $500 pending hearing tomorrow morning. The police in the mean while expect to collect the phcney checks or to account for the mer. chandise obtained by the accused in his operations
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
Late Bulletins
CONSUL DIES FROM. HURRICANE

M. Tela, Honduras, Sept. 15-(UP).-(Va Tropical Radio to United Press) )-Giles Russell Taggart, Amer consul at Belize British Honduras died at hospital here last night from pneumonia brought by exposure during last weeks hurricane. Taggart, native of Carksburg, N. J., 59 years old. He graduate of Princeton and member of the District of Columbia Bar
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
UNREST IN BRITISH NAVY

London, Sept. 15.-(UP).-The admiralty an- nounced to-day that the exercises of the Atlantic fleet had been suspended and the ships recalled to harbor pending investigation of unrest among section of the lower ratings among the enlisted because of the recent pay reductions ordered by the government
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15

New York, Sept. 15.-(UP) What is probably the largest real estate mortgage history consummated to-day with the sale of $65 00O of bonds the Radio City construction by the Metropolitan Square corpora ton to the Metropolitan Life Insurance company.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15

Harrington, Neb, Sept. 15.-(UP).-Supt. Ralph G. Brooks of Harrington public schools has asked that his salary be cut The burden of business conditions should be equally distributed" he said
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
MOTH WAS BUZZINC IN EAR

Milwaukee, Sept. I5.-(UP)-MlSs Lillian Pollse, 25, annoyed by constant buzzng in her She went to hospital. A surgeon extracted moth.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
NAPLES AND VEAL IN COURT

Lincoln, Neb, Sept 15.-(UP).-Waffes and Veal in court. Robert Veal charged with motoring while intoxicated Henry Waffes denied that he stole
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
PLAQUE TO WOODROW WILSON

ater box which he occupied weekly during his term in the White House will be dedicated tonight to the memory of Woodrow Wilson.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15
TREASURY BALANCE

Washington, Sept l5.-(UP)-The treasury net balance on September 12 was s5s,3 S. .612.31
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15

Showers and Cool Tonight
 Wednesday Fair
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-09-15

Complete Weather Report Page 9.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Straw Hats, Csc

We're S1.95 to $4.95
"a Smart Straw Hats, in
assorted shapes and Summer
colorings. Exceptional at
Csc.
30 Straw Hats: assorted styles
and colors. Were 1926.
so Straw Hats. in smart shapes
and popular colors. Were
S495 Now ......... 81
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
MELONS AT VILLA
Members of Family Occupy Show
Place on Riviera.

CAP FERRAT, France. July Cp).
Members of the Mellon family and
guests were expected to arrive today
to occupy the villa Maryland, be-
longing to Arthur Wilson.
The villa, which has been leased
for July and August in the name of
David K. E. Bruce, son-in-law of the
American Secretary of the Treasury,
is one of the riviera showplaces with
accommodations for 80 guests and ex-
tcnsive gardens. 1t adjoins the cs-
tate of the Duke of Connaught.
Andrew w. Mellon had been ex-
pected for dinner today, but servants
received message saying he was
obliged to remain in Paris 1t is sug-
gested that Secretary of State Stimson
plans to visit Mr.. Mellon at MARYLAND,
before going to Paris
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Garter Belts, SIC

0pC1kAAtty St~S1
so Garter Belts. in a variety
of widths and styles. Reg
ularly these belts would sell
for 81. Small, medium and
large sizes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
CHINA HALTS TREK
OVER COBB DESERT
Citroen Expedition Stopped
by Officials at Marking,
Backed by Society.


BY the Associated Press.
PEIPING. China July 2.-The Chi
nese government has called halt on
the Citreon transaSiatic trek of 5000
miles from Beirut. Syria, across the
Pamir and Cobb Deserts to Peiping, ac-
cording to dispatches from Marking.
The expedition, headed by Georges
Marie Haardt, is being made in auto
mobiles especially constructed for travel
ing across sand.
Marking authorities decided to re-
quest the China unit. which was moving
toward the Chinese TurkeStan border to
meet HaarGts main party, to proceed
no further, officials said. because of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
the "h,gh-banded conduct" of members

the "high-handed conduct" of members
of the French government.
The National Society for the Pres
crvation of Antiquities also urged that
the Chinese Minister in Paris protest
against the expedition being adVer-
tised at the Colonial Exposition as the
Yellow Crossing" regarded as an IN
suit to the Chinese nation.
The China unit of the expedition le1t
here last May. While en- route two
Chinese left the party and returned to
Peiping to complain to the Society Tor
Preservation of Antiquities.
This society, which recently caused
the expulsion of Sir Aurel Stein. Brit
ish explorer, from Chinese TurkeStan,
and is credited with planning to pre-
vent Roy Chapman Andrews from con-
tinuing explorations il Mongolia, is
backing the movement to block the
Citroen expedition.
The National Ceog aphic Society OF
Washington is cooperating in the
Eaardt expedition and is represented
among the scientists in the party.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Infants Furnishings
lOc each
Were Use, 81 and $50

Were Use, 81 and $50
rs pieces, including Infants
Bonnets, Hose, Undertakings
and Novelties. All excep-
tional values at 10c.
26 Little Girls Dresses; mussed.
Sizes 2 to g. Were Sl.95.
NJ" '.........'#..... .,....-... .J0c
FL Little Girls Dresses; mussed
and soiled Sizes Q to s.
Were $50 and s1.95.
NOW .......,........ &c
% Japanese Silk Carriage
Rob eS; pink and blue,
dainty embroidered in roSs
buds. Were S295 Now 81. 95
4 Beach Capes. Sizes and
6. Were $l95. Now 95c
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Cucumbers.

Pare some cucumbers and cut them
in quarters l-ngthWise. Remove the
seeds and soft centers and cook in boil
ing water until tender Drain. saute
them in butter and serve with a white
sauce. to which beaten egg. lemon Juice
and finely chopped parsley are added.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Girls Hats, $1.95
We're $2.95

Were $2.95
IS Hats for girls and juniors:
various styles and popular
colorS.
IL Girls and Juniors Dresses.
Were s5.95 and $40. Now 81 .95
10 Girls Bath Robes. Sizes q
to IA. Were 1895. Now. 95c
Girls Hats. Were sl.95.
NOW ..... nc
"a pairs Girls Boomers. Were
50c. Now. I5c
SO Odd Pieces, including Girls
Hats. Dresses and Under
wear. SOILED. Were 81
and sl95. Now. 25c
THE DOWN STAIRS STORE
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02

The newest shining light OF
fashion - these light weight
lovely Summer satins that look
as cool as ice. The dress
Sketched bellies lis tailored
double breasted effect with the
adorable little capelet shout
dcrs. White. mint green. corn
yellow, soft rose. II 10 20.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Home Frocks, SOC

so Summer Home Frocks. in
colorful prints. Broken sizes.
IS Wash FrockS; very good
quality fast color printed
fabrics. Sizes IA to 46
Were $395. Now. .S1.95
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02

We're $3.50 and $25
l. Attractive Fitted Spring
Coats: plain and fur trim
med styles, in green, navy.
black and red. Sizes IA
and is.
II Misses ard Women's Dress
Coats; some fur trimmed In
green. tan. raw and black
Sizes ~ 10 a We've SIS and
S35 Now . SO
THE DOWN STAIRS STORE
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Linen Handkerchief

30 Women's White Linen
Handkerchiefs; very good
quality, many with colored
borders.
Chiffon Scarfs; slightly dam
ased. Were 81. NOW Mc
70 Mems white Cotton Handker-
chiefs. Greatly reduced &C
THE DOWN STAIRS STORE
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Cotton Underwear
55c We're 81

161 pieces, including paja-
mas, gowns, step-ins, dance
sets. slips and chemises.
Many slightly soiled.
o pieces Rayon Underwear.
Were 38c. Now .,.... 25c
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-07-02
Bows Summer Wash Knockers, 35c

100 pairs Boys Knockers, OF Il
Small sizes, 6 to 8.
SO pairs Boys Summer WASH
Knickers; linen and khski
Included Sizes to IS
Were S165. Now ...... DOC
10 Boys Atwood Sweaters;
good Summer weight n
plain colors. Sizes 28 to 81.
Were S295. Now. ....9oc
THE DOW
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21

BROOK PARK LODGE NO.
266 I. o. o. F. Meets every
Tuesday evening.-H. A. Par.
sons, secretary.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21
Senior Comedy
Played at Askov
, CONTINUED from Page ~

which Mr.. Golditch was placed with
the breaking of the mummy which
he had shipped in for the occasion.
Jimmie Maynard, (Kaj Simons-
gaarO young man in love with Mil
dred Clinton (Eline Clausen), but
without her mothers consent, came
to the shopkeeper's rescue and vol
unteered to act as a mummy for the
occasion until the arrival of another
mummy from the factory. This
brought out real acting by Kaj who
was equal to the occasion and without
the envy of any one in the audience
to be in his position encased in what
looked like surgical bandages.
Nevertheless the mummy played
the part he was supposed to to the
delight of the hostess and to a sue
cessful conclusion for Maynard, who
through circumstances, received the
sanction of his sweetheart's mother
to take her daughters hand in mar
riage.
All the characters in the play GER
Ioihiy pay GU tuClI pdItS we'll dIlU ulu
justice to the tireless coaching which
was evident by V. E. Anderson of
the high school faculty. Edwin Sor-
ensen was the stage manager and
kept the scenes moving on schedule
and with good taste. Mrs. G. M. Mel
son, as usual in efficient manner made
up the characters and fitted their ex-
pressions good to the parts they
played. The Askov orchestra di-
rected by Mrs. A. Henriksen played
various selections before and between
acts of the play.
Following is the list of characters:
Isaac Golditch, Leonard Frahs; Becky,
Anna Thomson; Pietro D'Angelo Gao
cialino, Wilfred Olesen; Jimmie May
nard, Kaj Simonsgaard; Mildred Clin-
ton, Eline Clausen; Mrs. Clinton, Elsie
Kilstofte; Mike, Carl Dixen; Ray Hud-
son, Otto Jensen; Miss Hull, Klara
Fogt; Maggie, Margaret Hansen; Ethel
Peabody, Hazel Clegg; Spencer, Viggo
Miller; Madam Gopher, Esther Lin
degaard. Guests at the ball. Stage
manager, Edwin Sorensen; directed by
V. E. Anderson.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21
LITTLE ASKOV
GIRL PASSES
Pneumonia is Fatal to Gladys, Seven
Year Old Daughter of MIR. and
Mrs. NelS p. Petersen.

Sadness strained at the heart
strings of the Askov community Mon
day when it was learned that the lit
tie seven year old daughter, Gladys
Valera, had passed away early that
morning after a short illness with
pneumonia. Gladys was next to the
youngest of happy group of five
daughters belonging to Mr.. and Mrs.
Nels p. Petersen living west of Askov
and although being in frail health
almost all her life had not been seri-
ously ill until Friday of last week.
The little girl came home from school
Thursday evening, May z, feeling i'll
with a headache and the next day
became seriously ill with what the
doctor later diagnosed as pneumonia.
She was brought to the J. c. Jensen
home in the village of Askov Tues
day where Mrs. Jensen trained
nurse, and Miss Sina Hansen of Min
neapolis, used every care, with the
aid of medical skill to make her COM
Portable and to save her from the
grim disease that takes so many for
its toll. For time it seemed as
though human skill and care would
save her but the little body was too
frail and after successfully passing
what was thought to be the crisis
the angel of death descended and took
the little bud beyond where it will
blossom forth into the fullness of
everlasting glory to be sacred men,
DRY to those loved ones left on earth.
Gladys Valera Petersen was born at
the home of her parents west of Askov
Nov. 6, 1928, and has lived in this
community all her life. She was in
the second grade at school when be-
ing stricken with the fatal illness.
Gladys is survived by her parents
and four sisters, Erma, Rhoda, Del
pha and Joy, besides other cousins,
aunts and uncles.
The funeral was held from the
AsAov Danish Lutheran church Tues
day afternoon at 2 O'Clock with the
Rev. A. E. Frost officiating after
which burial was made in the Askov
cemetery. The pallbearers were Chris
Petersen, Carl Sorensen, Lawrence
Jensen and Harold Sorensen. Some
of her little cousins carried the many
flowers and group of Gladys little
classmates attended the funeral in a
body as did a large number of rela-
tives and friends.
The American extends with large
circle of friends deem Symnathy tn
| the Petersen family in their sorrow
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank all our neigh
bors and friends who so kindly and
sympathetically helped to make the
burden of our sorrow easier to bear
during the illness and death of our
darling daughter and sister. Especial
ly do we wish to thank Mrs. ]. C.
Jensen, Miss Sina Hansen and the
Rev. A. E. Frost for their tireless
efforts and kindness during her ILL
ness. ALL this has made our burden
easier to bear and will long remain
blessing to us.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels P. Petersen
and family.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21
ENROLMENT OF
All CLUB GOOD
Continued from Page u

and from the short course. These
All Club members will no doubt be
a credit to Pine county at this Junior
short course.
w. F. Hammargren, county agent,
reports that the enrollments in the
livestock project, especially the dairy
calf project has only been exceeded
in the number of enrollments one
year, and that was in 1925 when LOG
members were enrolled. However, he
states that during that year consider
able solicitation was necessary to get
this enrolment. However, this year
no solicitation has been made insofar
as the county agent is concerned. All
the work has been done by All Club
members. At the present time there
are sc dairy calves enrolled in this
work. This places Pine county with
an enrolment among the ten highest
in the state.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21

CLOvERTON LODGE NO. 1s1
N I. Q. o. F. Meets the second
and fourth Wednesday of each
month in the high school auditorium.
Cloverton.-O. S. Halsted. secretary.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21
SIX HUNDRED ATTEND
COUN TY PLAY DA Y

With six hundred children and
adults attending, the Pine county play
day held at Hinckley Saturday took
its place among the most interesting
of the years events. The Hinckley
school auditorium at 10 a. m. was the
scene of the oral and written spelling
contest with the largest number of
entries ever to be enrolled in the
history of the play event Miss Gladys
Nordin of district No. 80, won first
in the oral and Dorine Johnson of
district No. 80, placed first in the
written, with both winners being
awarded medals and also a trip to
the state fair.
The business men of Hinckley gave
the school men of the county such
drubbing in the kittenball game
that the score is too lopsided to men
tion. The newly organized band pa
Gifted the losers with several good
band selections.
Hinckley Wins in Track.
The track and field meet for rural,
graded and high schools at p. m.
gave Hinckley a victory with 70
points. Sandstone gathered 1914, Pine
City 1874, Finlayson 1894, Askoy II,
Cloverton IA and Bruno 81. The
rural sections competing against vii
lage schools received three points.
The summary of the events with the
placings named in the order received
follows:
Rural-1O0 yard dash, Harvey, dis
trict No. IS; Barlen, Munich; Kroschel,
No. 38. 100 yard dash, Melancon, No.
10; Stumpf, No. 38; Peterson, No. 70.
SO yard dash-boys-H No. IS;
Rosga, No. 3S; Johnson, No. 70. so
yard dash-girls- Stumpf, No. 3S;
Thomson, No. IS; Peterson, No. 70.
Graded-100 yard dash-boys
gun, Sandstone, Eriksen, Askov,
Kraetzner, Finlayson. 100 yard dash
girls tel S N, Askov; Zeigler,
Hinckley; Peterson, Sandstone. so
yard dash-boys- Cragun, Sandstone;
Kraetzner, Finlayson; Lundgre n
Askov. so yard dash-girls- Demp-
sey, Hinckley; Muhlbauer, Sandstone;
Johnson, Bruno.
Graded and Rural-pole vault, Au-
stin, Cloverton; Stanchfield, Hinckley;
Peterson, Pine City and Kraetzner,
Finlayson, tied for third. Running
broad jump girls-Lundorf, Sand
stone; Dempsey, Hinckley; Quitman,
Finlayson. Three-legged race-boys
-Cragun-Jepsen, Sandstone, Sperlingl
Nolan, Cloverton; Barton-Brown,
Hinckley. Potato race-girls-F
reich, Finlayson; Won, ,Rueden, Hinck-
ley; Lorene, Sandstone. Running
broad Observation-Disclosures, Askov;
Staffell, Pine City; Stanchfield, Hinck-
ley. Running high jump-girls- Mel
sen of Askov, Zeigler of Hinckley and
Kraetzner of Finlayson, all tied for
first place; points divided. 200 yard
overwhelmingly, Sandstone and
Finlayson. Running high jump-boys
|-Kraetzner, Finlayson; Staffell, Pine
City; Hopkins, Hinckley. 200 yard
Observation-Disclosures, Hinckley, and
Pine City.
High school-100 yard dash-boys
-Abrahamson, Hinckley; Larson,
Sandstone; Neumann, Bruno. Running
high jump-boys-Joh nson, Pine City;
and Johnson. Sandstone tied; Stanch-
field, Hinckley. Running broad jump
girls Sch atto, Hinckley; Feury,
Cloverton; Mahlberg, Sandstone. so
yard sh-girls-Woehrle, Pine City;
Sandell, Hinckley; Wahlberg, Sand
stone. IL pound boys-Ther-
rien, Pine City; Kari, Finlayson; Dun
ply, Hinckley. 200 yard relay-girls
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-05-21
A Brief Pun.

Puns are not always properly at
tributed to their original author
possibly because puns have been
condemned as the lowest form of wit
But some are worthy to live. Here
is one which sums up whole systems:
of philosophy, but it was originally
aimed at George Berkeley's $685.
1859 contentious regarding matter
and mind
What is mind? No matter. What
is matter? Never mind"