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and he was brought into very close
contact with those who shared the
new experience and the new faith.
A great work of grace may go on
IN the heart OF man, Transforming
the general aspect OF his life 50
that he may very truly be spoken
Of as converted, but the change
may not be complete and thorough
going in affecting every thought and
attitude. The man who Is intensely
conscientious about some matter is
apt 10 criticize his fellow Christian
who does not feel the same inten-
sity about that particular thing.
The saint who is highly devoted to
his own religious development may
be unmindful Of duties and cour-
teSies IN the commonplace things
OF life. There are those who have
accustomed themselves to think so
much Of high things that they are
not always thoughtful or consider
ate concerning lowly things.
The Law of Christ
Perhaps ii is a comfort when one
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH
9TH and Ieyee SITS.

II. j. Howard. pastor. Sherwood
Bishop, Bible school superintend-
ent.
Today Central Christian church
people celebrate the first anniver-
sary Of the dedication Of their
beautiful new building.
Bible school will begin at Gas
O'Clock, communion and preaching
service at III o'clock, at which time
Rev. Howard will speak on The
Unmovable Foundation" and Mrs.
Howard will bring a message In
song. Following the church e r
vice dinner will be held in the BIZ
bic School Assembly room, and a
program will be enjoyed around
the tables. consisting of short talks
special musical numbers. The din
ner and program will close the
services for the day. These services
are for all who care to attend. II
you are so situated that you an
not bring a basket come anyway,
there will be enough for all.
Friends Of the church are cord
iaily invited.
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KWWC
THE VOICE or THE BORDER

Sunday Morning
ll.00 : 1900 - Church Services
From The First Baptist Church In
Brownsville Rev. o. L. Smith,
Pastor.
12;OO-l2;3O = Studio Classical
Concert
5:15-5:30-watchtower Bible BY
Judge Rutherford
5000: 3O-White Kitchen. Hour
6:3O-Sign Off Until $50 Mon
day Morning.
Monday Morning
e:30-10 :00-Free Ticket Request
Program
1O:OO-lO:SO- Organ Recital BY
Paul Kennard
:O0-House Keepers Chat
With Vivian
Il:OO-ll:l5-"Gus" The Worlds
Worst Pianist
l1:l5-ll:45-OaSis Club Orchestra
l1:45-ll .50-World Book Man.
1l:50-l2:00-Studio.
1900 Time service and
weather forecast.
12:0O-l2.30-"Herman'
4@.oU-olSH OLl OHtl 5-5U " HI
Monday Afternoon
$780, :45-News i-aSnes from The
Brownsville Herald.
3:45-4:l5-Spanish Musical
4:l5-4:45- "Old Timers Club"
featuring Northern Star Twink
lers"
4:45-5:OO-K. w. w. Q. Birthday
Party
5:00-5:30-"Herman'
5:30-5.45-Studio
5:45-6 :00-Your Spanish lesson
conducted by Attorney Rafael Cow
an.
6:00-6:i5-BaSe Ball Scores
3o-Port Isabel Hour
6:30-Sign Off Uuntil $50 Tues
day Morning
Tuesday Morning
9:30-10:O0-Free Ticket Request
Program
l0:00-I0:3OAOrgan Recital BY
Paul Kennard
10:30-1l: 00-House Keepers Chat
With Vivian
11:o0-l1:45-Oasis Club Orchestra
il:45-ll:50-World Book Man
ll.50-l2: 00-Studio
12:00-T1me Service a. Weather
Forecast
l2:00-l2: 30-"Herman'
l2:30-Sign Off Until $50 p. m.
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NEWS AND PROGRAMS OF THE CHURCHES

Solo, The Good Shepherd."-Al-
len, Mrs. Harry L. Faux.
Postlude, March Heroique,"-
KieSserling.
Evening: Voluntary. prelude In
Z Flat"-Guilmant.
Offertory, BY Still waters
Schiller.
Duet, TO be selected, Miss Ruffner
and Mrs. jenkins.
Congregational singing, led by DR..
4. G. Osborn.
Postlude, Pax Vobiscum,"-Har-
Tis.
Miss Josephine Pierce at the organ.
Our members are expected and
visitors cordially invited to all these
services.
Sterling Fisher. d. D., Pastor.
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FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Gas Modern Bible School-George
M. Hiilyer, superintendent.
10:55 morning worship:
Organ prelude.
Doxology.
Invocation.
Gloria Patr.
Hymn.
Silent Worship e minutes)
Hymn.
Religious Review Is minutes)
Offertory Anthem-'The Lord IS
My Light"
Pastors Message:
Hymn
Benediction
Organ Postlude.
TOO B. Y. p. U.-Departmentized
Training-W. E. Collins. general d.
rector.
800 Evening worship:
Hymn.
Prayer.
Hymn.
Conversational Service CTestimon-
ies and Requests for Prayer
Offertory.
Pastors Message: The Woman
Of Samaria."
Invitation Hymn
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
Sunday afternoon al 2:3o. the
b. Y. P. u. Zone Meeting will be
held at this church. A large A.
tendance is urged.
The public will receive a cordial
welcome at all services OF this
church.
Oscar Lee Smith. pastor.
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

publication Of this citation c-ce in
each week for four successive
weeks previous to the return day
hereof. in some newspaper publish-
CO III your county. III there be a
newspaper published therin. but X
not then IN any newspaper pub
hShed in the 2sth Judicial District:
out II there be no newspaper pub
AShed IN said judicial district. then
In a newspaper published IN the
nearest district 10 said 2Sth Judi
cial district, to appear at THE next
regular term Oi the criminal dis
trict court Of Cameron county 10
De holden az the court house there
OF, III Brownsville, Texas. un TIA
4th Monday oi August. IA. ID.
1881, u same being the
5lst day Of August. A. ID. 1881.
then and there I'D answer M peti-
ton filed in said court on the DIST
day OF July. a. ID, 1891 IN a suit.
numbered Oh the docket OF said
court No. 1882. wherein Anita
Colby IL plaintiff and Alberto Colby
Is defendant and sad petition al
leging that on or about the attn
day Of April. a. I'D 1924. plaintiff
was duly and legally married IN
defendant III the county " Cam
eron, state OF Texas. ana Continued
10 live with defendant as vile and
husband, at Brownsville. Texas.
until about the 18th day or Feb
ruary, A. ID. 1927.
Plaintiff has been an actual bona
q mhabitant OI the State on
Texas for a period of twelve
months, and has resided in the said
county OF Cameron where this suit
Is filed. for n period Nj six months.
next preceding the filing or this
suit.
AT all times. while married 10
the defendant, plaintiff has con-
Quoted herself with propriety. doing
her duty as a wife. and has az all
times treated defendant with kind
ness and torbearance. and has been
guilty OF no act bringing about or
causing the hereinafter described
acts. omissions and conditions on
defendants part.
That on or about the 18th dav az
February, A. d. 1927. without n
provocation or cause whatever. de-
PENDANT voluntarily left and aban-
doned this petitioner. with the in
tention OF finally separating and
living apart from her. and has con-
tinued so TO do up 10 the filing OF
this petition and that they have
since lived apart without cohabita-
ton for a period Of four years next
before the filing or this suit.
Wherefore plaintiff prays the
court that defendant De cited 70
appear and answer herein and for
Judgment d~issolvinr said marriage
relations. for costs or suit. and
for such other and further relief.
special and general, that she may
be Justly entitled "a. ETC.
Herein fail not. but have before
said court. nc its aforesaid next
regular terms this writ with your
return thereon. showing how you
have executed the same.
Given under my hand and the
seal OF said court. at office IN
Brownsville, Texas. this. the 2lst
dav Of July, "A. ID. 1891.
(SEAL) u ". Bishop. Clerk
Criminal District Court
Cameron County
BY A. ~. Vela. DEPUTY.
T-26-2-p-l6-4t-41l3
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FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Elizabeth at Palm Boulevard

8.45 q. m---Sunday school, CleFe
Tandy, Supt.
100 a. m Morning worship-Pre-
tude, "Praeiudium in D.. Major
Brosig: Duet. selected. Mr.. and Mrs.
Cleev Tandy; o~ffertory. Adagio
Amoroso"-Pleyal; Sermon, The
Backfire of SIM" Postlude. March
tr A"-McFarren, j. A. Russell,
musical director; Mrs. A. B. Niven,
urganist.
Tuesday, TBS p. m, regular meet
ing OF the session at the church, IN
the Mems Bible Glass room.
This church cordially welcomes all
who come and extends a special in
vitation to strangers and visitors In
the city.
Emmett p. Day, pastor.
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FIRST METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School Al $50, ". w.
Underwood, su~pe-tendent.
Business Mems Bible Class at
Gas. ut the Queen Theater. Prof.
r. j. Bingham. teacher.
Young married PEOPLES Bible class
at the church. Capt. Anderson OF
the Volunteers Of America giving
the lesson.
Glasses and departments for all
ages and grades from Cradle roll
to adults.
Sermons by the pastor at 1880 e.
m. and 8 p. m.
Epworth League at 7 p. m.
The woman's missionary society
viii observe visiting day" Mondav.
Special music: voluntary, Festival
Prelude"-Wallace.
Offertory. "Intermezzo," Frazer.
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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH

Sunday.
Masses at 600. TOO. $50 and
$3.50.
Evening at 1880. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 1880: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday OF the month.
masses at 6 and z o'clock with even
ing devotions at 7:30.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening of Saturday and
the eve Of major feasts.
Rev. Joseph Rose. o. NJ. I.
Pastor.
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HOW TO TELL A A
NIFTY HOUSE

l. Try the hot water shower
cold as ice. Try cold water
faucet-equally as cold as for
mer.
?. Try to get a little sleep
you are at once awakened by
a singing radiator valve or the
pouring of coal from one
Scuttle to another.
3. The funnel on the bath
room shelf.
4. Ten-gallon crock and bot
ting works in kitchen pantry.
5. The fleet OF dilapidated
automobiles parked out in
front.
6. The toothbrush hanging
by the sink.
- - vi -
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THE COED COGITATES

swell, there's Jim. He's a
nice boy, with his blond wavy
hair and blue eyes and every
thing. And he never gets tire
some. But | don't know ...
! guess | like him all right
but 80.
"And there's Mike. He's "A
big activity man, and his fra
ternity gives the SWEETEST
Dances He's not bad-lO0king III
all. and he's clever. But. well.
sometimes though l guess
Mikes All right. | suppose
/ like him. TWIN.
"Oh, and Terry. He's only
a freshman, but he's s0 biz and
strong. Everyone SAYS he'll be
a great football star in a few
years. And he looks awfurly
kissable. But somehow
oh, | don't know =. and vet
| guess / like him.
"And Toni He's IVY funny.
Black curly hair and laughing
blue eyes. He keeps me laugh
ing all the time. But now and
then | wonder vet I
wouldn't say / didn't like him.
... I'm sure / like him ...
he's SO jolly.
dan is a poet and sends me
the most wonderful poems All
about myself. He's tall and
handsome and has a wonderful
voice. But there are times
and vet I'm sure I'm quite fond
OF Dan. ... | really like him.
/ know. 49,.
But there's always Rupert.
He's fat and doesn't change his
socks a. often a. some bows I
know, and he has a rather IT.
pleasant nasal voice and he
isn't particularly clever. but ~
usually has some money. and
he's got a carl | love Ru-
pert. 80"
-CA1gFg PhgrHI.
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Bum: Can you spare me a
dime for a cup of coffee?
Wealthy Prospect Crying to
evade the question: Sure, If
YOU can change a twenty.
Bum Preaching into pocket {:
| can do that all right, but
you'll have to take a lot or
small change.
u. Of S. Calf. Es-szI.
Our censors are becoming
too Sophisticated won't be
long before we will have to
coin a new word to substitute
for make"
-Arrosd KHfyKaf.
Her Highness awaits within,
sir"
within what"
within reachl"
N. ". Medley.
-
I'm New York there Is a
man run over every ten min
utes."-Safety Caption.
What a man-what a mani
-CsEf0ynis PelEaH
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MEXICAN METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School $3.50 a. m. Super
intendent Rev. B. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 D. m.
Evening Service 7:45 p. m. BY the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday 7:4- p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
H. Ramos. pastor.
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VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA
9Th AID ANS

On Tuesday and Friday nights
mission meets.
Saturday night at 7:30 meetiags
in the market square. proceeding
other services.
Spanish services following session
In market square.
Sunday a~fternoo- from two to
three, services in the jail.
Sunday at 3:l5 p. m, at the hall.
Capt. K. w. Anderson.
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CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE
nter-denominaticnal

INSTRUMENTATION
Barreda Hall, Elizabeth St. be-
tween End and 3rd. Rev. A. N.
Bcstrom, minister.
Sunday services:
Preaching. 3 p. m.
E%vangelistic service. 8 D.. m.
Tuesday. PRAYER meeting. 8 .. m.
Thursday. Bible class. s p. m.
The Bible class which meets ev-
cry Thursday night is conducted BY
Rev. and Mrs. Geo. ~. Carlson OF
McAllen.
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ALL SAINTS CHURCH
EpiSrOnal

49i North Reagan Avenue, San
Benito.
Sexagesima Sunday. Color. vio-
let.
Holy communion. 7:30 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 a. m.
Choral mathis. IL a. m.
Sermon, 1850 a. M.
Rev. w. Everett Johnson,
Rector.
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the Mother Church. The First
Church OF Christ, Scientist, In
Boston. Massachusetts,.
Sunday school at 9:45 q. m.
Sunday morning services at li:OO
Subject: Soul.
A Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 800 o'clock.
Reading room IN the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 to 500 p. m.
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BY WI. Il. GILROY. ID. ID.
Editor az The Coneregationalist

Problems in the early Christian
Church quickly became social as
well as individual. The power Of
the salvation Of Christ revealed a
newneSs Of life, and a conquest over
old habits and ways Of living was
not the whole OF gospel experience.
The new Christian had to live in
relationship with his fellow man,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

WHAT SOME OF u
GRADS SAY THEY ARE
DOING FOR A LIVING
!. Selling bonds.
2. Playing the races.
5. Shoveling snow.
4. Street cleaning.
;. Selling Butler Brushes.
6. Still going to school.
Colgate Bsnicr.
Golddigger: I'd have adored
TO live during the age Of
chivalry.
Second Femme: Yes. Weren't
the men polite then?
First One: And they had
such wonderful manors.
-Usss Point Pointer.
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everywhere In Life as we have op-
portunity we should be doing good
toward all men and sowing the
seeds OF truth, love and righteous
ness In full assurance that We
shall reap as we have sown.
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CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
San Benito

Sunday School, Gas a. m.
Preaching l1:O0 a. m.
N. Y. P. S. $3.50. p. m.
Preaching 1880 p. m.
Midweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
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MODERN PROPOSAL

do you know, dear, that
your children will probably
have blue eyes?"
"Why, John, my eyes aren't
blue"
mo. but mine are"
-CGrErgir Tech. PHffcf.
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4 ENIGMA

IF YOU acre the riyer and I
acre the sea
lind yon acre APPROACHING,
ho7U happy I'd be,
But yon are the daytime and I
an the night
For zvlien / approach, yon are
diuuyS in flight.
-NissoRri SLosUrrs.
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TO NECTAR NECK
III IS THE QUESTION

b.: 10, Lady Bug.
L. b.: 10, Mr.. Bee. Wanta
talk awhile?
b.: Nope, too busy. Gotta
buzz on.
L. b.: Hmm. Drunk again.
Watcha been into this time,
loco weed blossoms?
b.: Nope. I'm not drunk,
Lady Bug. just disgusted. I've
just been in some baby's breath
that had halitosis.
L. B.: Oh, my goodness met
How terriblei What did YOU
do then?
b.: Then | went and got
some nectar from Columbine.
Then ! felt better. II makes
me feel better to have nectar.
l.. b.: | don't mind it nv
sell ! think it's just too sweet.
WHY don't YOU let me have
just a tiny bit?
b.; Nope. no nectar. Lady
Bug. | hate to disillusion you
like this but I'm saving it all
for my honey. G'bye.
L. B.: Insectll | hope you
have h~iveslll
-okla. VhirIarind.
Sergeant (saluting): A flag
of truce, sir.
Officer: What do the rebel
dogs want?
Sergeant: They would like
to exchange a couple of gen
erals for a can of condensed
milk.
p. p. I. Skifprr.
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Fond Mother: And why
don't YOU want to be President?
Child: Cause Capone makes
that much a day.
-NOirs Dame Jzogler.
1rate Guest (phones DOWN.:
Say. night clerk!
Clerk (snippy): What's on
your mind. now?
Guest: Mind. hell They're
all over the bed.
Chicago PhocriI.
Don't let that poor boy be
cut upon that log howled the
heroine.
No | never saw such peo-
pie" returned the villain.
-.Amhcrrt Lord JEFF.
Old Maid: I hear burglarsl
Quickl Where is it? Where
is it?
Spinster: The gun?
Old Maid: No, my new silk
bathrobel
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sees the defects and shortcoming.
In the Church Of today to realize
that the early Church. even In the
very generation OF those who had
felt the direct influence OF the Mas
Ter and Of the apostles. was not
perfect. Various passages In Paul's
Epistles, such as this in our lesson,
throw a great deal Of light upon
these things.
Here In these verses Paul Is re-
minding the Christians at Galatia
of the elemental responsibilities of
the Christian life in love and kind
llneSs toward ones fellows. Ap-
parently there were some In the
Church at Galatia who were CEN
serious of their brethren and in
clined TO be severe upon those who
had succumbed to temptation and
done something unworthy. Paul re-
minds these censorious Christians
that they ought TO remember the
possibility Of being tempted them
selves. Instead OF being harsh and
unkind they ought In gentleness to
be doing all in their power to re-
store the faith and fellowship Of
those who had been overtaken IN
fault. 1T IS the law OF Christ" Paul
says, ito bear one another'S bur-
denS." The law OF Christ, also. is
a law OF humility, enjoining a man
not TO think of himself more highly
than he ought 10 think. and above
al not TO think OF himself as
something when he Is really moth
ing.
Here. also, we come in Paul's
statement TO a somewhat striking
paradox. In verse two he urges
these Christians TO fulfill the law
of Christ by bearing one anosher's
burdens. In verse five he says that
every man shall bear his own bur-
den" The discrepancy between
these two appeals Is apparent
rather than real. IL Is only where
each man feels the fullness or his
responsibility and is earnestly
striving TO bear his own burden
and at the same time where each
mai in doing this Is ready To help
every other man TO fulfill the same
law that there can be a truly
Christian fellowship or even a true
society. Individual responsibility
and social responsibility 20 hand in
hand, and the one should never be
an occasion for weakening the
other.
Mission nj JeSuS
In the midst OF this responsibility
II Is necessary that Christians
should help to instruct one another
IN matters OF grace. The fact that
men have entered into a new ex-
perience does not destroy for them
the reality OF the general laws or
life. The fact that the man is saved
even from sin does not remove the
effects OF sin upon him That Is
painfully true in all reference %
human life. Whatsoever a man
Soweth that shall he also reap
Jesus did not come to revolutionize
the universe or to DESTROY or
change its laws. he came to give
man strength and wisdom working
IN the presence Of these laws to
achieve his spiritual destiny.
We tend often times 70 take the
reference 10 sowing and reaping 10
the effects Of sin, but We ought 10
real re that that Law applies in the
realm OF Righteousness. Paul's own
conclus on from the effects Of SOW
ing and reaping is that we should
not be weary in well doing. that
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PLENTY OF REASON

Hi. you," growled the policeman.
i've had my eyes on you for a
long time. What are you following
that lady around like a lost pup
for?"
Its the only way I can" said
the meek little man. She's ms
wife. Answers.
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House reasurer's Version:
When Greek meets Greek. enc
tries to collect and the other
makes excuses.
Temple Oui.
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Member OF the Notre Dame
football team Cleaning out of
train window
This is Seattle"
Tut. tut. Cut out the de-
tails. What continent are we
on"
-k.~L-m~gn~~ E~.nr~ p-~.~
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CHURCH OF CHRIST
Los Fresnos

1000 q. m Bible Lesson.
ll:00 a. m. Communion.
tbs p. m. Young folks meeting.
Wednesday evening at 7:30. Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 1880 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
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LUTHERAN CHURCH

Services In the Junior High -hool
auditt 'ium at 9 a. n.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Rev. II L. Wiederanders, Pastor.
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CHURCH OF GOD
HarIipwar

Parsonage, PIG (. Tyler. Phone
532-W.
Sunday school GAS a. m.
j. G. Young, superintendent.
Preaching services HOO a. m. and
T:30 p. m.
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church Of welcome with a
message.
Rev. T. II Mcneil, Pastor
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CHURCH

$50 O. m--Communion Mass.
$3.50 a. m.-Hlgn~ Mass.
1880 D. m. - Evening Services.
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Joe Freshman suggests that
the electricity class OF the
physics department adopt as
their class song, Ohm S7Ueet
ohm.
~ Y Cs~y -
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Two college boys on a vaca-
ton were heading for a certain
well-known rendezvous on the
road to Montreal. 1t had been
q tiresome trip for the car had
acted badly and there had been
several punctures. At last the
boys arrived, and going into the
Tavern they called the waiter
and ordered two bottles Of ale
and cheese sandwiches. The
waiter smiled sorrowfully and
shook his head. What" ex-
claimed the two boys, latter all
this trip do you mean to say
YOU haven't any ale?' mo,
SIR returned the waiter, mo
cheese sandwiches"
-CIgyEsog Green Griffin.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Motor cars are found in
every walk Of life. says an ad.
Rather. motor cars find pedes-
TRANS in every walk Of life.
-Kdrtus Soar Oui.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

Parlor Snake: I'm writing a
book about the reptile family.
Bored Girl: | hope you'll let
me read it. i just love autobi-
ographies.
-Wre0nriH Octopus.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

THE STATE OF TEXAS
To the sheriff or any con-table
OF Cameron COMMUNICATING:
You are hereby commanded 70
summon Alberto Colby by making
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

College professors are usual
ly humble and straight forward
in everything but their sigma
turcsl
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16
CHURCH OF THE Advent
IEpiScOpa

7-30 a m.-Hol communiOA
1000 a. m.-Morning prayer and
sermon.
r. Q Macintosh rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-16

DO you say your prayers be-
fore you go TO bed?"
Nav, but | used to when |
had 70 sleep in a folding bed"
-TeE1I LorghorH.