davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03

da. Rychle, povrchne umytie ale
nielen re neodstrani jedovaty O.
lei. ale m6ze nakazu este rozsfrit ,.
Mytie postihnutej ciastky pokoz-
ky kef0ckou s tvrdymi skutami
sa neOdporllca. Iebo takymto drh-
nutim sa citliva pokozka len este
Wac podrazdi a jed prenikne hlb-
Sic. Jed m6ze byt' tiez odstraneny
omyvanim postihnutej ciastky po-
kozky alkoholom, preriedenym
vodou pomere Il. Omyvanie ma
sa dat niekorkImi kuskami va
ty, namocenymi alkohole a po
odhodeni kazdeho knStiku ma sa
pokozka utriet' Suchym k1stikom
vaty.
Slaba otraya skumpou jedova-
tou zmizne obycajne "a niekol'ko
dni. V opatrnom omyvani postih-
nutych casti ma sa vsak pokra-
covat' al vtedy. ked' je pokoz-
ka uz zapalena. Natieranie rozto-
kom sody alebo hork!ou sol'ou (je-
dna pima lyzicka kavova na po-
har vody) poskytuje tiez ciastoc-
MI ul'avu. Postihnute miesta mo-
IN sa obviazat' Cistym obvazkom,
nam0cenym SpOmenutych rOz-
tokoch. Obvazy maj1 sa zavSe Wy
menit ak nemajll infekciu skor-
Sic rozsirovat'', nez branit'. Vecer
ma byt' pokozka opatrne umyta,
ME vSak obviazana. Ponorenie po-
stihnutych miest do horucej vo-
dy aIebo prikladanie hor1cej vo-
dy vyzmlkanych uterakOv dava
GiastoGnu I'll avn pri simon mrle-
nj.
Ak ide silnn otravu Skumpou
jedovatou, vtedy je treba poradit
Sa S lekarOm.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03

nosit' tel smotany na stoly, to sa
kazdy citil, ako keby Dol v kraji
Leskovjanoch ma veseli. Ked
sa kazdy nasytil, pisatel' tychto
riadkov ujal sd slova a prial ju-
bilantom mnoho zdravia a hojne-
ho bozieho pozehnania manzel-
skom stave. Potion povstal mas
duchovny Rev. j. L. kostik po-
znamenal dare lasky manzel-
skom stave. Vychovat' tax vel'kl
familiu, to je dar cd Vsemohuce-
no Pana Boha. Potom prist1pila
ich dcera krasnym vinsom: Ia
tko mas a maminko nasa, my vam
krasne d'akujeme "a lasku sta
rostlivost' a materinskn trpezli-
vost' ma den Vasho sviatku. Bob
Vas udrzuj zdravi, nasu miln
.matku, by mas vsetkych dochova-
la a z mas vzdycky radost' mala.
Ably st'asti, v zdravl Mli, zlatej
svadby sa dozili. O, Boze mas mi
II, daj, ably nam dobri rodicia
este dlho zili!
Potion boly oddan6 krasne da-
ry jubilantom Cd svagrov, Cd
jej otca a matky priatel 'ov. Po-
tom vstai otec jubilantov, pan j
Orinak, ktory i'm blahozelal, ably
-ich Bob pozehnal v manzelskom
stave al ich familiou. Jubilan-
tom dostalo sa mnoho gratulacii,
menovite cd p. j. LUX, p. Jnraja
Murdzaka, cd p. Joz. kubinu a
viacerych inych, ktorych mena
som 81 nezapamatal. Potom pan
M. Krompigel sa krasne pod'ako-
val "a til nctu, ktor1 i'm preuka-
zali. Ma zakl 'ncenie SINE 81 zaspie-
vail "Hej Slovaci'.
Potom Dol tanec, tax re SINE sa
zabavili al do polnoci pri dobrej
voH. Mali sme al dobri1 muziku
lebo nam vyhravali p. Hrinak a
.. Pirosko. Sd to vel mi dobri
muzikanti. Nejdem spominat' me,
ma vsetkych druzbov a druzic, le-
bo by to vzalo mnoho miesta,
ifam, ze mi to odpustia.
J. B.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03
DAVA IS BOHoM' svOJIM
PRIATEL'OM.

Ctena redakcia 7. S. N! Davam
yam ma vedomie a tiez s Bohom.
iebo opust am Spojene Staty A
merick6 dna 4. julia ma lodi Levia-
than so slovenskou vypravou. A
preto YAM sdel 'ujem, zeby ste mi
zastavili Vam mnou obi '1benI ca
sopis, Ia ktorym som tax kazdy
pondelok ttzil. Moje predplatnt
vyprsi az V oktobri, ale ia ne
chcem, zeby ste 90 len jeden cent
boil poskoden1 spre. moju MEDIA
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03
25-ROCNE JUBILEUM U
KROMPIGLOV.

Bolo to minulii nedepu, %. ju-
ma, ked' mas dobre znamy p. Ma
tel Krompigel jeho milovanou
manzelkou slaviIi 25-rocne jubi-
leum manzelstva. V ten sviatoc-
ny den pristdpili ku Stolu Pana
pri prvej sv. omsi, 'ktorn sluzil
duchovny, Rev. Jozef l.. Kostik
kostole Sv. Alzbety. Pristnpili
ku Stolu Pana S lelou rodinou.
Je to vel'mi pekne, ze i vtedy,
ked' je hostina, dobrT a prakti-
cky katolik nezab1da ma Boha.
Vecer priatelia a prlbuzni pri-
pravili jubilantom bohaty vecie-
rok, ma ktorom ,sme sa dObre Ia
Davili. Ponajprv SINE boil s ven
com po pana Krompigla a jeho
manzelku, ably prisli do haly, kde
ich az obecenstvo cakalo. Boil
vel'mi prekvapenf, ked' videli tax
vel'ky potet priatel'ov. Ked' uz
bolo vSetko hotove, duchoynV
Rev. j. l.. Kostik predrieknul
modlitbu a tax sme sa dali do
chutnych jedal. Mali ste videt',
ked zaGah druzbovia a druzice
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03

lost a preto Vas upovedomujem,
ze odchodlm ma to naSe mile Slo-
vensko. A tiez chcem vyslovit mo-
jim priatel'om youngstownskym
S Bohom, ktorych ia tam mann
dost' hodny pocet, lebo som sa
tam zdrziaval "a tri roxy, lenze
pod druhym menom, pod menom
Jan Lukac. Lebo ia som jeden z
tych, co som prisiel nezakonitou
cestou sem. A tax moji krajania
nekrajania priatelia, bud tie ver-
nj slovenskemu rodu a tiez podpo-
ruite slovensku tlac a literatnru,
nasledujte SUNNY priklad vasich
otcov. TAX este raz S Bohom. Tiez
zdravim vsetkych eitateFov Y. S.
n. Vam p. Mraz prajem mnoho
zdaru vo Vasich pracach.
Jan Zluky.
Pom. red. - Srdecne Vam d'a-
kujeme "a Vas listok, V ktorom
nam i svojim priatel'om davate
IS Bohom!'. Nuz IS Bohom" i
Vam, neznamy priatel u, st'astn1
cestu a blazenejsi zivot tel ma
Sci drahej slovenskej otcine!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03

E E s 81 q =
dobre znameho p. Stefana Vra-
bel a jeho manzelky, bola oddana
grecko o-katolickom chrame S p.
Pavlom Petko, obyvatePom v
Campbell. Pri sobasnych obra-
doch pritomna bola vel'ka sva-
dobna druzina. Potion bola sva-
dobna hostina, ma ktorej sa ,vse-
tel pekne zabavili a mladym man.
zelom mnoho st 'astia a bozieho
pozehnania priali. Mladomanze-
lom my prajeme mnoho zdaru v
zivote. ha
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03

- Nechod', neni treba, svet no,
vori, re hviezdy hasnd, ked
nocny fujak duje.
TAX al bolo. Zostal som 'lezat
ale zaspat som uz nemohol. '
hlave vrtla mi Stanin roman, ne
obycajny II naSich sedliakov. lie.
zal som nepohnute, a okrem ke-
dy-tedy zaprasknuvsich haluzok,
mic nevyrusovalo tichost'. V tom
zdalo sa mi, ako by bol niekto II.
cho preSiel popri dome.
Nemylil som sa. Ia chviFu po-
cul som itchy sepot. Bezpochyby
hajnik je pod oblokom. Stana
vstala, ably sa poshovarala so svo-
Jim milym cez oblok, V noel, ked'
jej to svet mcdowell vo dne. -.
Ohnik ma ohnisku pocal sa zdn-
vat, nina pochytil kasel' a zobu-
dill som MIN spiaceho JoSana. Po-
pravil ohen, pristavil hrnGek ma
kavu a ia som sa zacal obnvat
V tom vySla i Stana izby a do
niesla nam Sechtari mlieka
spytal sa jej otec.
- Stana, Vasija este spi? -
- Spi. Nam no zobudit'?
- Ano, zobud' no, ma niest
panovu kapsu.
0 chvil'u vySiel Vasija, a po-
cali sme sa sberat'. ked' SINE bo,
Ii vystrojeni, otvoril Josan dive
re, i vysiel prvy, "a MIN Vasija a
potom ia. Pomaly driapali sme
sd ma VrSeljak, ktory sa dost' str
mo dvihal "a domom. Obcas SINE
zastali, aby SINE 81 zafajcili a 81
vydfchli. Ked sme prisli V hore
na krizne cesty, poculi SINE do
line vystrel' pri Volarici - w
strel silny, temny praskot, ako Z
dobre nabitej pusky.
- Co to bolo, Josane9
- PuSka.
- Vieme, ze to bola puska, a.
le ma co strelila ? Iste ME do ter,
ca tejto hustej hmle.
- Pravdepodobne isiel hajnik
do Volarice zakazovat' chodit do
hory a vEstrePom budi svet, ably
boil ma svitani ma mieste.
CT vedel JoSan, ze boil hajnik
pod Staninym oknom? Nemoho!
som sa no opytat' bolo mi akosi
t'azko tax SINE 0 tom Wac mic
nehovOrili.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03

Osem rokov som nebol V B..
az raz som sa Ease po praci ia
dostal. A vtedy, raz rano. vySiel
som 81 ma pol 'ovacku ma Tihotin.
Costa ma viedla popri Josanovom
dome. Zd'aleko som no uz videl.
ako sedel vo dverach ma prahu
akysi chlapcek mu polieval ru-
Ky vodou. All, - iste sa Josan
ozenil!
Prisiel som k nemu. Josan vstal
podal mi ruku S pozdravom
Bol uz dost' Sedivy, zhubeny, ale
zdal sa proti tomu vsetkemu We
selsim, akO kedysi.
- Ell, ako re sa mas, Josane? ?
- Nuz. chvala Bohu, pomaly.
Zije sa.
- Je to tvojchlapcek? Ozenil
81 sa9
- Coz Vari ia? Oh, to Boze
chran!
- A Gle je to diet'a?
- Nase, Stamina, Bozie, nuz
- kazdeho dobreho tloveka.
- Ako to-
uNz, pekne. Ci neviese Ale
pravda - ty 81 potom skoro cd
tial to odisiel. Sadni 81, zapalime
III a rozpoviem ii.
- A kde je Stana?
- Stana Odisla do mesta. Cd
viedla druhe diet'a do kostola
Nuz tax, tento chlapec to diev,
"a sii deti hajnikove.
- Teda sa sobrali?
- Me to i'm nebolo s1dene
Hajnika v til noe, ked' SINE boil
ma pol'ovaoke, pamatate sa, kto,
81 zabil...
- A kto no zabil?
- Kto? Noeny fujak.
- A Stana9
- Plakala a bedakala, kyn
| som nevzal k sebe JED k v6li tie
dive kuriatka. . ~
- A nevydala sa9
| - A to este! Ami pocut' ne
chce! A bud Bohu chvala, ktorJ
to tax zariadil.
! tento raz SINE potion polova
Ii spolu, Josan a ia. Ked sms
sa po obede domov vratili, nasl
SINE Stanu sediet' sade det'
mi. - Pan Bob daj st'astia, Sta
ma!
Pan Bob daj vam, pane
] Vidfte mole detii
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03
NOCNY FUJAK.
Napisall F. Maglajlic.


dialke viacraz zatrblietal sa lam
pas, postaveny pri Josanovom Ia
lepenom obloku, a casu ma cas-
bolo cut ostryy brechot jeho Sar
chica, ktory mu strazil trocha tel
chudoby. Este som boil d'aleko
cd domu, ked' dObehla ku mne
villa a pocala sa mi okolo noh
pliest', liskala sa mi. Pohladil som
ju DO chrbte a dlanou vycitil som
hrby ma chrbtovej kosti, ktore
vy6nievaly jej pod kozou, taxa
bola chuda.
Dosiel som ticho, mlcky ku do
movym dveram. Cez puklinu vi
del som - pri tliacom ohni sedet
Josana ma trojnohe, hlavou ru-
kami podopretou; zdalo sa, re spl.
Zaklopal som ma dvere, - Josan
vstal a otvoril mi ticho, a potom
Ease zatvoril dvere po zorne, ably
nezavrzgaly.
- CT spia9
Vsetci spia, Vasila ia cakal
temer doteraz, ale no ovladol sen,
odisiel 81 al on l'ahnnt'
- A kde budeme my dvaja?
- Tu, hl'a, ma slame, Stana
postlala pre- oboch.
Vynal som vol 'aco pstruha i
chleba kapsy vecerali sme.
DokiaP varil kavu ma pahrebe,
usul'al som 81 ciaretu z dobreho
dohanu a zapalil som. Bolo mi az
t'azko vidiet' no takeho mlcanli
veho smutneho, ako nikdy pred
tym.
Ked' SINE vypili kavu, wal Jo-
san odhorok z ohna a zapalil 81
cigaru. No, re by boil co slOvickO
prehovoril! Pomalicky vypnst al
dym a odfukoval no k ohnu, kde
sa miesal dymom ahnika a dvi-
hal sa do komina.
- Cujes Josane, co ii je dnes?
Taky 81 ako co by sa bolo nieco
stale.
Him, ba stalo sa ME. Ale -
ako ii to povedat' - deti mi ro-
bia starosti. Stana je ma vydaj.
Vasiju zov1 toho roku k vojsku,
nuz mohlo by sa stat, re by som
ostal sam donna Petrom. A mat
ka - vies ako je, slepe stvore-
ME. a k tomu stara -.
Pravda, to by bolo t'azko.
A ci sa dfas, ze sa Stana vyda ?
- Ha, ako by ii to povedal -
svet vravf. >. a ia som to zacul
cd sveta. Vravia, ze chce ist "a
akehosi vdovca, hajnika.
- A ten ma detio
- Ma dvoje - ale sl male, a
on je katolik.
- TAX, a to sa ii 'azka?
- TAX je, ale al ME. Tazsie mi
bude, ked' odide domu. Ako bu-
dem taky samotny? Ozenit' sa ?
To by bolo nedobre, som uz pri-
starry a deti uz vyrastly. Mono,
ze by sa Vasija ozenil, ale teraz O.
dide ma tri roxy k vojsku, tax
nemas nic...
- HIM, tax je - ako je, TAX
je - t'azko je, - odpovedal som
Veru, t'azko je pane. A
hl'a, 20 zla este horsie. Stane sa
pon1kal jeden mas, pravoslavny
Volarice, ale ona nechce nom
ami poeut'. Pre- nina je hldpy -
vravi. A on ma moi veru, je prh,
ky clovek. nuz ked' chces vediet ,
ia by DO ami nemal rad "a zat'a!
Josan prilozil ma ohnik niekol.
ko tenkych hal1zok a potion SINE
81 l'ahli. ia som chytro zaspal
zeiastky cd dnavy a zciastky cd
hor1costi, ktora mi vanula Cd O.
hna.
Pc case som sa prebudil. S hole
vyse mas pod1val victor, tichym
pravidelnym sumom. Nine sa ida
10, ze sa mad ramon zosilni a "a
volal som ma Josana.
Josane! 4.
No!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03
SKUMPA JEDOVATA.
(Poison Ivy.
F. L. |. S.

r. II. L. ..
Zaujem niektorych l'udi o ra-
stlinopis mnoho raz vzrastie, hoe
len jednostranne, ked' take pekn6
zelene llstie. ktore V parku alebo
lese vlastnoruGne natrhali ktO
re vo vaze ma stole tax pekne w.
zeralo, odmeni sa i'm "a lch obdiv
takym nevd axiom a tax bol'ne !!
Neprijemnym sp6sobom nadobud-
mute zkusenosti tychto ludl bu-
du i'm poucenim pre- buducnost
nemilych ucinkoch tTchto IL
stow a primaju ich, ably sa uz nj
kdy neusilovali spriatelit' sa so
skumpou jedovatou (poison IVY.
Skumpa jedovata (Rhus Toxi-
codpndron) zarasta niektorG mie-
sta tax husto. ze .ju mozno len
vel mi t'azko vykynozit'. Metre
ba vsak, ably prlpady otravy tou-
to rastlinou boiy tax caste, ked'-
by sa ju l'udia naucili rozozna-
vat cd inych rastlin a vystrlha-
Ii >a ich dotknnt'.
Skumpa vyrasta .ako popien&-
va raStlina alebo jakO mike. hui
ste krovie. Najlepsie Sa jej darl
pOzdlZ plOtov. vedl'a chodnikov a
prstl, na prislopoch lazoch. kde
pokryva kamenie al steny, pnie
sa po stromoch a po telefonnych
stlpoch a ukryva sa V hust ave
invch rastlin. Skumpa, ktora ra-
site vo viacerych rozlicnTch cd
rudach, da sa l'ahko rozpoznat'
podl'a svojich troj6etnych listkov
a bielych, jakoby voskovych plo-
dov, ktore sa ponasajl ma bobu'-
ky omelia. Americkl l'udovf po-
rekadlO "leafletS three. let it
be-. je uz samo O sebe dostaGu-
jncOu vTstrahou pre- tych. ktori
nevedia. jake skumpa jedovata
vyzera, aGkoI'vek toto porekadlo
vedie k celkom zbytocntmu upo-
dozrievaniu nplne nevinnlch a
neskodnych raStIin.
Listy vzrastIej skumpy sn ma
vySnej Strane tmavO Zplene. ma
strane spodnej siI trochu svetlei
Sic zamatOvO Ohebnf. Mladf, roz
vijajnce sa listy si zpryu Gerve-
ne, neSkorsie sozelenaju, ably po-
tom ma .jasen znovu zmenily far
bu nadhernt, hIrivr odtiene
tervent alnbo zltf.
Otrava skumpou jedovatou. ZIt
ncinky Skumpy jedovatej na l'ud
skn kozu sil zaprlcinovane nepr
chavou, olejnatou latkou, tax "
toxicodendrol. Tento JED obtahu
! iii vsetky ciastky Skumpy iedova
tel este dlho al po ususenl rastli
ny. Otrava skumpou je zapricine
ma bud priamo dotknutIm sa ra
stliny, bud nepriamo dotykiHin
Sa predmetov. ma ktorTch zostal,
trochu oleja sl,umpy jedovatej.
Mnohl Tudia sn tel mienky, 4.
sn prOti otrave Skumpou immun
nj, a ze m6zu skumpu jedovati
hoe priam al trhat' bez toho, alb,
"a svoju smelost' platili neskorsI
mi zlymi nasledkami. Pokusy all
nasvedcujii, ze skutocna immuni
ia proti otrave skumpou nejest
vuje.
|. Prvf priznaky otravy Skumpon
objavia sa niekedy hned' niekol
ko hodin po nakaze, inokedy a
0 pat dni a sn posobene tym, Z
drazdivy, jedovaty olej prenikn
vonkajsou vrstvou pokozky. Pr
znaky tejto otravy sn slime mrle
ME a paleivost' postihnuteho mic
sta, neskorsie zcervenanie a opu
china, ktore mnoho raz vystnpi
sa malym plezgiirom. Otrava {
bycajne postupuje den alebo dvs
naco nastava postupne zlepsova
ME a podrazdenie mime.
Najistejsim sp sobom predfdt
MIA otravy je opatrnost': nikd
sa nedotykat' ami rastliny same
ami predmetov, ktore sa jej dc
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03
Daj i'm Bob zdraTia. Sta

- | st 'astia, pane - st'astia |,
dokiada Stana obratila sa,
nby zakryla dve vel Ike Shy, ktor@
jej vypadly ma hrud' 3.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1931-07-03
KRASNA SLOVENSKA
SVADBA v CAMPBELL

Minuleho tyzdna vo stvrtok bo-
la Campbell krasna slovenska
svadba. 81. Maria .Vrabel, dcera
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08

The silver lining is beginning to
show. You hear just as much vail
ing. but you don't hear the Stein song
so much.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
DISGUSTING FLAVOR

3 IINN FLAVOH
A bishop had been speaking with
some feeling about the use Of cos
nletics by girls.
THE more experience I have of
lipstick." he declared. "the more dis
tasteful I find it.'-Tit-Bi
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
NOW O TELL ONE
OvyT IN n FARM

Capper's Weekly: "Oh. what a
strange looking cow!" exclaimed a
sweet young thing from Detroit. But
why hasn't it any horns?"
well, you see." explained the farm
er, some cows is born without horns
and never have any. and others she'd
theirs, and some we dehorn, and some
breeds amt supposed to have horns
at all. There's lots of reasons why
some COWS amt got no horns, but the
big reason why that COW amt got no
horns is because she amt a COW
she's a horse"
Einstein's polse in America Just
shows that a man used to studying
the vastness of the universe isn't
awed by the worst Of bad manners.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08

OH. SOME LITTLE FELLA
Nebelspalter: "A fortune teller said
I would go to prison for embezzling
money entrusted to me-"
Don't believe it. Who would In
trust money to you?"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
TOO GOOD

Business Man tto barber: Your
COMPOUNDED hair restorer has made
nv hair come off more than ever!
Barber: All, you must have put too
much on, sir, Made the hair come
right out instead Of only half way
T1t-BitS.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
No REASON WHY NOT

Wife (pathetically,: I wonder II
you'll love me when my hair haS
turned to gray.
Husband: Why not? I've loved
you the other times you have changed
lis color.-AnsWers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08

A sufficient commentary on Amer
lean standards Is the general surprise
that Einstein didn't feel inferior in
the presence Of New York reporters.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08

Lecturer-Allow me before I close
to repeat the words of the immortal
Webster
Farmer Podsnap-Lan' sakes, Ma
ria, let's git out o here. He's a-goin'
ter start in on the electromagnetic
Pathfinder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
LOW VISIBILITY

Campers Weekly: II hear Kath-
crime is going TO marry that x-ray
specialist"
well, what can he see in her?"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08

Another oddly Of the times IS that
shoppers ask the price before telling
the man to wrap it up.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
L THE GOOSE

A mar had been visiting a widow
every evening.
Why don't you marry her7" asked
a friend.
The man looked a little worried.
i've often thought about It," he
said, but where would ! spend my
evenings?'-Tit-Bits.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-01-08
VERY STRANGE!

Doctor (after examining patient)
When did he first seem strange?
Landlady: Yesterday. when hi
wanted to pay his bill.-Tit-Bits
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-03-27
Plenty of Thrills in
This Airplane Runaway

Several years ago one heard of run
away horses. Today we have run
away airplanes-at least at the Clam
pino airdrone, near Rome. A huge
Caproni machine was basking empty
in the sun, all set for trial fight,
when its mechanic, who had set the
motor going slowly, was surprised to
see the plane moving forward.
A few more seconds of awed hest
fancy and the machine began to slide
along the ground more rapidly, COW
cred about 100 yards, gently rose
from the field and headed straight
for the barracks. Bewildered specta-
tors foresaw an inevitable collision,
but the robot Caproni made the
grade, rose bit higher and began
series of acrobatics which the most
daring stunt birdman might have en-
Wed.
After few moments the wind
caught it and it was seen to turn on
one side and dive to the earth in
flames. Aviators, in discussing the
incident, conjectured that the me-
chanic accidentally opened the petrol
lever as he was Jumping out Of the
cockpit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-03-27
Students Turned Easter
Time to Good Account

As soon as there was a university,
clerks and students were running the
streets of Paris at Easter time, seek
ing their eggs" as gifts from substan-
tial householders, and singing Lauds"
lin well-known modern style. Lads
working in machine shops, stores, etc,
never learned the trick of running the
streets for foundations and "endow-
ments."
Some time in the year HOO was re-
vived the forgotten art of scratching
decorations on red eggs or of FASTING
on designs to keep them free from
color underneath = initials, dates,
fishes. circles. crosses, lambs and good
shepherds. To one and all the Easter
egg did represent the life to come
clear. certain, not the vague hope Of
the pagan
In the palace of the kings Of
France. where Easter was grandiose
fete, every mothers. son. to the least
page and kitchen boy, had eggs to
nick and compliments to exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-03-27
BEYOND THE GRAVE

FASTER is the celebration of
resurrection. To the Christian
world it is the celebration Of the
resurrection of divinity embodied In
humanity. Around it center the his
tory, the tradition, the memories,
the ideals and the hopes Of the
Christian church. To the Christian
faith it commentaries an actual
event that is the supreme assurance
of life after death. But Easter SYM
bolizes something larger than par
ticular faith, something more than
the resurrection of particular in
dividual. 1t expresses a faith that
existed continuously, and was viz
tually universal, many millenniums
before Christ, ages before there was
any Christian creed, faith that has
since existed and still exists among
millions who know not Christ or
who deny him-humanity's inherent,
intuitive faith that death is not the
end of life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-03-27
''Tntention'' in Request
Held Sacred by Courts

A copy of Samuel Hoffenstein's
'Poems in Praise of Practically
Nothing" has been filed with Sur
rogate Hetherington of Queens. It
contains the last will and testament,
written in INK ON flyleaf, of Mrs.
Elizabeth Nussbaum of Bayside. The
will contains SO words, is properly
signed and witnessed by two fellow
patients in the hospital where 1t was
written and leaves all Mrs. Nuss-
baum's property to her husband. In
accordance with the law rule that
the intention of the testator must
be observed, the will is presumably
valid for probate. The law is more
solicitous for the substance than for
the form of wills. The scrawl of a
soldier fatally hurt in battle, of a
patient dying in hospital, with the
mind clear, is sacred to the, court.
Odd wills have ever been much in
use with the writer's Of fiction-none
more odd, surely, than that which
Rider Haggard described 43 years
ago in "Mr. Nelson's WILL" This
Meeson, cast away on desert Isl
land without writing paper. tattooed
his will on the back of a girl COM
panion in shipwreck; and later it
was good in an English court. Just
what an actual court might do with
an actual Meeson will we do not
profess to know; this is one case
where fiction is stranger than fact
But thousands of wills as informal
as Mrs. Nussbaum's have been pro-
hated without Question.-New York
World.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1931-03-27

Grams, we are no longer concerned to
avoid gathering eggs or setting hens
on Sunday, or, as others insisted, aft
err dark on any day. It is no longer a
matter Of Importance to us not to
carry setting eggs over running water
lest they be added. Nor do we mark.
them with a cross to keep away the.
weasels, though should not be sur
prfsed if some of our own grand
mothers did that very thing.