The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-07
"A SMILES THD THING"

you'll open your box of valentines and find room for mine.-The Ed.
 o--O-o Overhead expense can be cut down by purchasing cheaper hats. you submit are not suitable for in this column. Thanks for your interest.-The Ed.
 o-O--o Millions Left to Girl Who Flies Plane-Headline. One of those heirplane girls. go to speak.
 O--O-o Optimists are in the army of Gen. eral Improvement, pessimists in the ranks of General De Pression.
 o-O-o The man who says Keep Smiling" probably writes slo- gans for the tooth paste com panies.
 Let the politicians remember this: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country, not their party.
 o--O-o It's the silver throated orator wh 0 seems to be endowed with plenty of brass.
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 The girl who marries a sailor probably wants to make sure he'll be On deck when needed.
 o-O--o A man is only as clever as his wife's people admit him to be.
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 The gold diggers are the ones who generally find the silver lining.
 The war between the cigaret com- panies is certainly producing a lot of smoke.
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 It's a wise wife who has her husband insured for ten thou The night has a billion eyes, count. ing the electric lights I suppose.
 o--O-O Don't carry all your eggs in one basket. Use a wooden box, more protection if you get in a jam.
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 Judging from all the lynches
  whether Lynchb"rg was named for family or an event.
 O-O-o An Austin car makes it's own love You've got to squeeze in order to get in the thing.
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 Charlie Chaplin's new silent movie will have It's New York premiere shortly. And Charlie hopes the critics will talk about it's value of silence.
 o-O-o The next time Vanderbilt has q good story he's not going to "Tel 1t to the Marines" Not with But. Ter around.
 Mussolini says he is satisfied with the American apology for what Butler said. Boy, I'd like to see Mussolini's next picture on a horse. Wow!
 O-O--o What has become of tho ole fashioned spinster who wore white cloth gloves while picking chicker bones?
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 The man who marries a talk ative girl should hang a sign in the home, "Silence Is Golden"
 o-O--O "So you're n real beauty?" ask ct the wise guy. Yes" snapped tho hard boiled flappcr, "and beware ol mutations
 o-O--o Years ago you went in a movie house to sleep but now the talkiei keep you awake.
 o-O--O Nowadays the garages of the ricf are betetr heated than the homes O tho poor.
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 The man who was always whining that he never got break, finally did get one-but it was hIs leg.
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 Now they want to remove the soldiers home from Noroton to Newington. We'll, the Ms seem to have 1t.
 Years ago the gals had carpet or the front flight of stairs. Now they've got cigaret ashes.
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 The man who blows his own horn probably had father who was fish peddler.
 o-O-o The man who is always fighting for living generally has to live or scraps.
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 Diner Sues Restaurant for Cover Chafge.---Headline. In this case 1t becomes recover charge.
 o--O--o The honeymoon is over when ht doesn't shave from Saturday to Sat urday.
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 A noted doctor gays whistling Is good exercise for the lips and if kept up will grow q moustache. Which makes me wonder why the office boy hasn't hair all over his face.
 o-O--o A United States senator and rep resentative almost came to blows tn, other day so let's change it's title from congress to arena.
 o--O-o This concludes our series o broadcasts for the week. They cam, to you over DBD through the cour tesy of the Waterbury Evening Democrat. pioneer in this type O. newspaper work. We are signing off at this time. to be back on thu air again Monday evening at thu usual hour.
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