Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-23
The
Once Ouer
by II. I. PHILLIPS


The Garble Sisters-They Discuss
the Debt Suspension.
We'll, what do you make out OK
this debt suspension stuff?
II think it's a good idea, but \
was afraid 1t wouldn't 90 through
at first. It's a good thing the United
States had a man like Won Elm
over there to handle things"
Germany certainly was grateful
to Uncle Sam for putting the idea
across. Did you read that wonder
full telegram President Schemling
sent Ia President H0over2'
Yes, II was splendid. I was afraid
at first that the French wouldn't
agree To the plan. weren't your"
Il certainly was. Those French
Cabinet meetings were pretty rough
especially that one in which BRAND
fired some blank shots at Peter
Arno."
1T wasn't BRAND who fired these
shots az Arn0?"
Who was IT."
"A fellow named Billy Burke. 10
was some sort OF a row over the
beer running business. There wasn't
any shooting IN the French Cabinet
meetings"
Il guess 7 was thinking of the
German Cabinet meeting. I remem-
Der reading about a hot fight be-
tween the supporters ~ Won linden
burg ard Young Stribling."
This debt suspension will give
Germany a chance to get on her
feet"
Wasn't II strange that the Pope
should oppose the debt suspension
SO much with all those encyclicals. Il
Eyes. every time Mellon and
Gatty would nearly reach an agree
ment the Pope would issue an en-
cyclical. I don't see why the Pope
should butt in on debt suspensions.
"All I remember about the is-ue
wa that Il had something ID do
with something called shakespeare. !"
Il thought stratosrf~~e wr7 a kind
or air discovered BY 4 - h-o bal
loonists. Wiley Post and Sir Hubert
wilkins, in that flight from Okla
homa over the Swiss Alps a submer-
sible that could cut through the ice
in a 5 they got lost under the Pole.
There's so much happening these
days it's awfully hard 10 keep every
thing straight. I missed some Of tho
big news events because all I did
was read about that golf tourna-
ment cut In Toledo
who won it?'
"A fellow named Stimson. He
played Pierre Laval 144 holes before
he could win. That golfer who won
the Bristish open a few weeks ago
wasn't even IN the finals. You know
the one I mean?"
Julius Curtius?"
mo"
Walter Edee?"
"No~
Ramsay Macdonald"
That's the one!"
Mighty Rudy Has struck Out.
Ten million hearts are heavy rs
the headlines bring the news.
Ten million eyes are fearful as
they're plunged In deepest blues;
Ten million Girls are saddened IS
the big black type they scan
For there Is no Joy In living
Rudy's now a married man.
DO you suppose the minister who.
married Rudy Nallee and Miss Webb
inadvertently pronounced them man
and weaf?
Set En- Up in the Other Alley.
Up today and down tomorrow,
wall street Is a street Of sorrow.
Two weeks after the match. Billy
Burke till keeps looking around
ncrv0uslv wherever he goes. He
thinks Won Elm may still be with
him.
The Home Life Of m Oil King.
After breakfast and after every
other meal. without leaving he
table. all plav numerical. q form Of
double solitaire. which Mr.. Rock
efellcr recommends 70 promote d.
restion. Prom a story Of John ID
Rockefeller's birthday. What Is done
about the guests whose digestion
is satisfactory and who wouldn't like
numerical even if IL weren't?
II never knew a golfer who had 2
had cha-acter john ID. R0ckefel-
Ter. Has he never heard Of the one
who missed a 4-inch putt and then
strangled his opponents. set fire TO.
the golf club and pushed the club
professional into the we'll?