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The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Sun Has No Orbit

The sun does not move in an orbit.
The sun and the entire solar system,
including the earth, are travelling In
the direction of the constellation Her.
cules or Lyra at velocity of approx
mately IL miles per second.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Labor Queries
Questions and Answers on La
Dor: What 1t Has Done; Where
1t Stands on Problems Of the
Day; Its Aim and Program:
Who's Who in the Ranks Of
the Organized Toilsrs, etc., etc.

Q-How are the cleaners, Divers
and pressers organized?
A.-Some are organized in unions
directly affiliated with the American
Federation of Labor and some in
locals belonging to the Journeymen
Tailors' Union of American and Laun-
dry Workers international Union.
Q.-What is the Potters' Herald?
A.-Offcial organ of the National
Brotherhood of Operative Potters.
Q.-When was the first uphol-
sterers' strike?
An 1850, in New York city.
when the first upholsteres' union of
record conducted successful general
strike.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07

Spy government is bad govern
ment. 1t is government which. if
persisted in too long and over
larger field, is bound to bring about
the destruction of that government
Senator Blaine.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Not Many Places Left

Girl-Of course, 1t must be definite
ly understood that could not marry
a man who plays cards, drinks, smokes.
stays out late or spends lot of his
time at the club. All the same,
should like him to enjoy himself.
Man Tin love)-Oh, yes, but where7
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
OF Course

HE believes in turning the other
cheek"
"Preacher?"
"NO, barber"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
The Mysti6ed Moron

He read the mystery tales which claim
The worlds attention. day by day,
Till homicide seemed like a game
Which maybe 'twould be fun to play!
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Perfectly Logical

"Say, this coffee looks like mud I"
mo wonder-it was ground before 1t
was boiled"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Revenge

'Bjones had good laugh at Smith
ers yesterday"
"How's that?"
asked him to ride in the car he
bought from him."
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07

How is it you don't speak to Bess
any more"
"She won three of my engagement
rings from me playing bridge"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Old-Fashioned Girl

And what has become of the old
fashioned girl?
She's still at home,
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07
Contagious

Doctor-Your wife's mind is dis
eased.
Jones-Great Scott, I'll get the dis
ease, too! She's been giving me a
piece Of hers every morning for 20
years.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1931-08-07


Mods Conference Roosevelt ave Pima
HAMILTON BUSINESS AGENTS
hlectca Workers C.
aoioers Calvin, COS w. Ave.D
carpenters Chas Chapen, All Villains 2714
Milk Ice Cream Drivers % S. St Phone oss31
ralnters Walter Siekman, 444 Front phone bill
fa''erh Makers Robt Service, EastA
Plumbers Charles /. Sycamore Phone
stage Hands Movie
MIDDLETOWN BUSINESS AGENTS
CapentersR Fitzgerald 10 Curtis
Fainters .....A. W. Waite Office II e H.l
MOVIE operators ~ Francis. 119 Monroe
Stage Hands
4iecCrcal workers .-.. G.. S. Labor Tenn
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
CIRCULARS PROHIBITED.

CIRCULARS PROHIBITED.
In order to protect its adver-
Users from receiving circular
matter, it is expressly under
stood and ags eed that all such
matter will be withheld as far
as possible by The Star. Only
bona fide answers to advertise
ments addressed to box numbers
in care of The Star will be de-
livered to advertisers on pres
entation of the box number
ticket.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

Tarzans gray eyes narrowed. His voice cold
and level a he addressed them: who you,"
he demanded, who dare thus invade the country
of the Waziri, the land of Tarzan without permis-
sion from the lord of the jungle?" The
looked amazed at this speech then laughed long
and uproariously Where do you get that stuff
Esteban?" demanded one. What you dom back
ere aloneP Where's your bally men, and where's
the blooming gold?" the other yelled working him.
self up by this time into great pitch of excitement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

Tarzan was angry. Angry at these raw intruders
who dared enter without his permission the wide
domain in which he kept peace and order. When
Tarzan was angry there famed upon his forehead
the that Bolgani the gorilla had placed there
that day long ago when the boy Tarzan had met
the great beast in mortal combat. Then 1t was he
first learned the true value of his fathers hunting
knife, the knife that placed him upon even
footing with the great beasts of the jungle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

The two burly men beside the campfire leaped
startled to their feet suddenly, near at hand,
lions roar broke the silence of the jungle AT this
very moment Tarzan elected to drop quietly into
the circle of freight before them. AS they saw
him, their looks of terror gave way to relief and
anger. why do you come back like that, Este
ban?" cried the taller fellow. Don't you suppose
we've got no nerves? What's the big idea gettin'
back SO soon?"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
Only Exceptions.

Death Notices and Lost and
Found advertisements for The
Daily Star will be accepted UP to
noon day Of issue, except Satur-
day and Legal Holidays. when the
CLOSING time is l0:20 am. Death
Notices and Lost and Found for
The Sunday Star will be accepted
up to IL pm. Saturday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
CLOSING HOURS
FOR CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS

IL pm. day before publication.
For Sunday, $50 pm. Saturday.
At the Branch Agenciss, one
hour earlier. both for daily and
Sunday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

YOUNG MAN Of pleasing personality and
anpearance whose past experience would nj
him 10 sell high-ouality laundry service
Earnings. to begin will be on stTlGstiy com,
permsnent employment and salary viii be
provided Give fun details as 70 past ex-
peYience. age and education. Address Box
Sa1-E Star once
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
sALE-MIsCELLANEoUs.

ADDING MACHINES-Ail makes. Reptals,
repairs, exchange. United Type. 3 Adding
Mach. Goa Incs 122T N. Z. ave. NV. Nat
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PLYMOUTH SPORT ROADSTER. ie2s-Wire
sppeafanse ike n sV@pR motor compIeteiy oSsr
hauled; 1895; terms, s132 down balance
monthly Pohanka Service, 1l26 goth st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PLYMOUTH SPORT ROADSTER, issl-Very
low mileage, like new in every respect;
former owner traded on larger car; can be
purchased at great reduction over new-car
price; wire wheels, etc H. B. Leary. Jr.
& Bro, 1929 l4th ST. NV North 1925.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PONTIAC COACH, late model; absolutely per-
feet original tires very good; exceptionally
this evening, National Auto Sales Co., 80
New York ave. ne. Open till pm.
PONTIAC COUPE late 1927; Al condition.
will sacrifice, Sl45. Triangle Motor Co., 2
N Y ave. n W Omen eveninrs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PONTIAC 1929 COACH, last series mechani-
cally, appearance excellent; $3.50; terms;
guaranteed; See Mr.. Barnes, 1879 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
PERSONAL.

NNVIIkIHIHWNasT
WHEREVER YOU LIVE, WE WILL CALL
for and deliver your dress cleaned and
pressed, $500. Mems suits, Csc. One day
Co. 2008 18th ST. NV. North 1879.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PLYMOUTH SEDAN, l929-The condition OF
this car Is above average; must be seen to
be appreciated; only $3s5; reasonable terms;
Will trade small car. We guarantee Il for
80 days. II. 3. Leary, Jr. & Bro, 1929
l4th st. NV. North 682e.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
AUTOMOBILE SALESMAN
WANTED-SALEsMEN.

AUTO sPEcTALTIEs, fast selling. Call Sat-
nrday. 8. j. Meeks' Son. s22 @; Mr.. Smith. .
SALEsMEN-Solicit delinquent accounts; big
money paid daily. 3ie District national
Bank Bldg.
AN opening for stl6egienced security sales
men With an old established investment com
pany Write for interview. Address BOX
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

ABSOLUTELY NO CASH
required. Painting, papering, plumbing, car
penterinR, electric wiring, roofing, cement
work, garages, weather stripping, etc. Try
our easy payment plan. Estimates cheer-
The GENERAL CONTRACTING co.
927 New York Ave. NV. Dist. SOS2.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PONTIAC COACH, is3O-Eariy series; guar
anteed condition; S3s5. Banheld Chevrolet.
6T08 Wisconsin ave. NV. Open evenings
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09
HELP-DoMESTIC.

If you want to earn q good salary and be
your own boss apply at once TO Mr.. Sylvan,
| BLECHMANS, 7th and II SITS. NE.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

PACKARD SEDAN, Model 2-26: must be sold
this week; fine condition: new balloon tires;
4.Theel brakes; only 1857. Nolan Motor Co.,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

r A d. 0 S-Ihe well known
Freed Eisemann all electric,
complete with tubes and installa-
ton. The most unusual bargains
we have ever offered. Sets for
merly selling for $l75, now $50.
$275 sets now $125. Others of
equal value all being sacrificed.
A limited quantity. Fully guar
anteed.
Phone Nat. 1921, Carroll Sup
ply CO.. az 18th St NV. an.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-09

sTUDEBAKER SEDAN. i92s-This car is
undeTpriced. We are going to sell it for
only $685.. Come in and see it before some
one else takes the bargain. We guarantee
II for 30 days. II. B. Leary, Jr. & Bro,
l32i-23 l4th st NV.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
MRS. rLoRENrINE Z. NEWMAN

Florentine E. Saunders was born at
Bedford City, Virginia, November 20,
1861. When small child she moved
with her parents TO Wayne, West Vir-
ginia, where she grew up, received her
education. was married to Mr., New
man, and reared her family. Here
Mr.. Newman passed away.
In May of 1908 Mrs. Newman, with
her children, came to Seattle. For
two years they spent the summer
camping at Ellisport, and in 1910
moved there. Until the past summer
Mrs Newman conducted q summer
camp, and in this way became ac-
quainted with wide circle of friends
who loved her for her cheerful kind
illness, and the Joy in living that made
her friend to all.
Mrs Newman was a member of the
Eastern Star and Rebekah lodges, and
the Christian Science society. In these
organizations she continued active I'M
til i'll health forced her to consider
herself, rather than others. Only
year ago did she give up her work.
The past winter Mrs. Newman has
spent with her daughter, Mrs. K. F.
Richards in Tacoma Although she
had been in poor health all winter she
felt no worse than usual, but on Mon
day, March 10th, she was stricken with
intestinal flu, and passed away after
an illness Of only forty eight hours.
Funeral services held from the Gar
vim chapel on Saturday afternoon were
conducted by DR.. Baldwin, of the
Christian Science society. Interment
was in the Island cemetery.
Mrs. Newman leaves to mourn her
loss unnumbered friends, in addition
to her two daughters, Mrs. j. G. La
Chapelle and Mrs. K. T. Richards and
four sons, A. H, s. D., E. j., and Capt.
S. G. Newman. The three latter, now
in the east, were unable to attend the
funeral Of their mother.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

volved in neighborhood questions,
and although we have come in for
our share of cussing because we
would not support this and that
cause which was the business of no
one outside certain district, we
intend to continue following our
original policy.
So when our readers hear the
garbled report that the News
Record is opposed to a pavement
just give us the benefit of the doubt,
and try to realize that we are alb
sOlutcly non partisan in the matter.
We expect to be here for a long
time, and good Judgment makes Us
realize that We will prosper only in
proportion to the confidence of our
readers. We have fatal reputa-
ton for honesty of conviction, and
We are convinced that IL is only
common sense TO avoid trying to
form public sentiment where other
peoples money must be spent. We
guess it is that streak of Scotch in
our ancestry, but it's too late to
remedy that now.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
MRS. L. S. ROBE
HEADS COMMITTEE

Members of the Vashon Woman's
Club are now at work, receiving sub
scriptions, old and new for the News
Record Mrs. L. S. Robe is in charge
of this work, and information as to
the nearest representative on her COM
mittee may be had by phoning to Mrs.
Robe.
Next week we expect to be able to
publish the list of subscribers, who are
helping through this organization to
maintain the library at Burton. These
subscriptions will be secured by the
club for limited time only, and if
you desire to help in tbs good work
your subscription can be payed now
and credited in advance.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
TO OUR CORRESPONDENTS.

Once again we are obliged to make
the request that you do not expect us
to publish anything in regard to the
lottery of any kind The postal laws
forbid this
This week we were compelled to
omit part of the program of certain
meeting, but fortunately the pro-
prietor OF the store in question under
stands Our position.
Getting out paper is too much
work to give Uncle Sam chance to
step in and tell us to print another
edition. eliminating some objection
able bit of news and we are subject
to fine. Believe it or not, 1T has
been done, and we realize that it pays
to follow the postal leSs.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
WHY is A RoAD9

Webster tells us that road is "a
track for travel, forming means of
communication between one place
and another" At the present time,
with more money than we are ac-
customed to having to spend on orr
island roads there is going to be
vast amount Of disagreement as to
what is zone place and another
Naturally each individual and COM
munity will feel that the road
should go past his or its door. This
is a perfectly human viewpoint.
Unless the people concerned are
mighty broadm:nded and level
headed this new improvement will
prove a hydra headed monster that
will SOW so much discord that in
stead of proving blessing and
step forward it will embroil us in
strife and hard feelings that will set
us back years, and breed future lack
of harmony that will long delay us
in taking or place in the sun.
That the South End has been held
back by lack of good roads seems to
be the c0ncensus of opinion of
everyone living down there. The
North End of the Island stands in
position to benefit no matter
where the road goes. But the entire
Island will suffer from any dissen-
sion that may arise at this time.
Just as the city of EnumcIaw has
gone ahead because of its consist
ent sticking together so has
vashon-M aury Island suffered be-
cause of the lack of that matchless
community quality.
Despite all statements to the con-
trary that are being made the
Ncws-Record stands solidly back of
whatever the people most affected
decide. If the PROPERTY OWN
Frs of the South End decide that a
pavement is wise and expedient we
will do whatever we can to help. If
they feel that at this time they can
not afford ii, and that it would re-
suit i'm the confiscation of property
they have labored to acquire, and
which they can i'll afford to lose
then we agree that the matter
should drift along until times are
better. In matters that are purely
local the News Record cannot and
will not attempt to exert any in
fluence. We refuse to become in
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

evening, March 28th The ladies are
TO wear wash dresses.
j. Catalinicb, ID. Beretich and Matt
Radin visited In Tacoma Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. Larsen visited Mr..
and Mrs. d. Landers at Southern
Heights Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs Hartvigsen. Of Burton
visited Mr.. and Mrs. j. Jinsen.
Miss Peggy Bentley of Burton visited
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Stuckey Sunday.
Erling Nilsen, Of Seattle, spent the
weekend with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs r. Nilsen.
Mr.. Harold Peterson, Of Bellingham,
spent Sunday with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. J. Peterson.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A. Martinolich and
daughter, F'reda, have left for Austria
and tour of Europe. They will be
gone nine months.
Mr.. Norman Edison has an artistic
line of picture frames and mouldings
in his studio at Burton, Community
Ave. 1etf.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jens Nelson spent the
weekend in Tacoma with friends.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
FORUM
Editor,
vashon Island News-Record,

Vashon Island News-R Record,
Maybe some reader of your paper
could enlighten me as to how the
president Of the Vashon Island Com
mercial Club, and also Capt. ]. l.. An
derson figure that the new ferry
schedule is an Improvement over last
year This summer fourteen trips to
Fauntleroy only are proposed, where
as last year we had three to Seattle
and eleven to Fauntleroy.
Did the Commercial Club ask any
ones opinion in the natter
Did Capt Anderson also ask for ali
opinionP If he did he must have con-
suited someone who makes about two
annual trips to Seattle, or If they took
the Fauntleroy ferry, the kind that
bum ride into town from Capt. An
derson's regular patrons. From what
/ have been able to gather from the
chairman Of the transportation COM
mittee. he informed Capt Anderson
that the three trips TO Seattle by ferry
were still desired, but Foxy John reads
off the list of ferries as If he were do
ing the Island big favor instead of
increasing his own profits by several
thousand dollars year at the expense
of people who travel daily.
have been accused of wanting to
go to Seattle so that would have
more time to play poker, but can as
sure you that that is the only thing in
favor of my going to Fauntleroy, as I
would not be donating SO much to the
boys for new hats and mackinaws etc.,
and would then be able to blow myself
to some new golf garters or fads of
some kind.
think that before all the applause
or apple-sauce over the new schedule,
the Commercial Club would do well to
get the opinion of such firms as Beall
Greenhouse Co., England G. Peterson,
l.. G. Beall, and others who spend a
big sum for ferry transportation, also
the daily commuters.
Can any sane person imagine the
Seattle Chamber of Commerce having
their literature printed in Tacoma to
save couple of dollars or SOP
No. Well, believe it or not, that's
what the Vashon Island Commercial
Club did. Les folks, the new pamph-
lets on Vashon Island were printed in
Seattle, and there are but two print
shops on the Island.
Also notice that the address on said
pamphlets is Portage, Wash. The
fact that the. secretary of the club
lives at Portage is not excuse enough
for that, don't misconstrue me please,
as have nothing against Portage,
only you may ask ninety-nine out of
a hundred in Seattle where Portage
is, and they can't tell you.
Well PAL when you go to Fauntle-
roy instead of Seattle without the car,
step right on up and bum that ride,
and if not successful maybe the Kit
sap County Transportation Co. will
instruct the purser to bum it for you
Yours very truly,
A. 7. Bacchus.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
A Voice From Below.

Now that all you folks on earth have
established your other good habits for
1881 why not be kind to me and my
historical progenitor and call me by
my correct name?
You cause worry in hurry when
you falsely call me Murray, for I
rhyme with Annie Laurie and you
ought to call me Maury Island
editor note-Name on request, if
there is any reader that fails to recog-
nize the writer of the above. Our
phone number is Red 82D.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

Being the first man, Adam had
let of obstacles to overcome. The
plumbing was not good and trans
portation facilities were primitive, but
he had one advantage When he told
a joke there was no sap to look at
him with leering grin and say, I've
heard that before, and the other guy
told it funnier."
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

Two Of Kind
My fathers Mayor" Dragged a
small boy, land when he rides in a
parade the motor cops go ahead and
he doesn't have to pay any attention
to any traffic rules" That's Moth
ing" shifted another little boy, my
fathers truck driver"
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

The drought has made it harder
than ever for farmers and the rest of
us to dig up enough of the root of
all evil to supply us through the
winter.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

According to the report of the De-
partment of Vital Statistics married
people do not live longer than single
people, but it will be hard to convince
the average married person that this
Is fact.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

The saddest story of the month was
about the woman who used flesss-
reducing roller for two months, and
the only result was that the roller gos
thinner,
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

Now and then some citizen wakes
up in the morning to find himself
famous, but some of us humans stay
up all night and find ourselves
notorious.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

An article written by Edison r.
Waite, published in this issue, refer~
ring to politicians ION parade, coulcs
easily be applied to some non-poli-
ticians we know.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
DocKToN NEWS

Captains Michael and Lucas Plan
cich visited their brother, Capt. G.
Plancich and family in Gig Harbor
couple of days.
Mrs G. Peterson was in Tacoma on
business Wednesday.
Mrs. A. j, stuckey and son, Alfred,
visited friends in Olympia Friday.
The Community Club will hold It's
regular meeting at the hall Saturday
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

The Great Outdoors
First Hunter: We're lost" Second
Hunter: Great guns! Let's shoot an
extra deer SO the game warden will
find u.s.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

wedding anniversary. A suitably
decorated cake was the feature of the
delicious refreshments that were
served.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

Mr.. Norman Edison has an artistic
line OF picture frames and mouldings
in his studio at Burton, Community
Ave. l9tf.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26

Wilf.ed Reeves resumed his teaching
in Olympia this week after serious
wrestle with The flu.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1931-03-26
COVE, CEDARHURST AND
COLVOS ITEMS

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Denny, of
Seattle spent Wednesday visiting Mrs.
Elizabeth Reeves.