The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-11-20
To-Day's Sport
 P ra d e
BY HENRY McLEMORE

Dx HEN tGI NkCAGmOxk6 United Press Stan Correspondent.
 New York, Nov 20.-(UP)-Sad sad news events have come to pass in the life of the old Herr Pro- lessor, worlds greatest football prognosticator. Sad indeed is the plight of the old professor as he lies on hospital cot, covered with gaping wounds and concus- sions, so to speak. And his plight Is all due to that pesky Southern California-Notre Dame football game. Consarn them folks, any way, for having that game. It's a curse, an abomination, and three play outrage.
 Battered to a Pulp.
 Last Wednesday night in Atlanta the old professor, in trying to pick the winner of the game. got into an argument with himself. Words The whole thing wound up with the old professor challenging him self to a duel. Bright and early lessor met himself on the field of brickbat. his right hand a broom otAShs LhCh AAO AtAAo OAs III ~ hours later a peasant boy stumbled across thhe Herr Professors pros- trate form. He was beaten and battered to pulp.
 But the old professor had not forgotten his public. Tucked be- heath his hatband was tomorrow's selections, and with them a note of instructions telling how they were to be delivered. No 1etetr ever followed a more devious route than did the professors.
 The letter was lugged by Spartan runner named Motherin- law from Atlanta to the town of Duewest, S. c. Operating behind a double wing back formation, a football player flung the letetr on a later pass to Olive Branch, N. c. Somehow the missive got to Vol cana, W. Va, and was then pogo sticked to Murderkill, Del. It was picked up by the Gulf Stream at this point and swept into this off, flee. Folks didn't you know the Gulf Stream goes right through my office? Goodness gracious, we'll it does and I was in wading when the good news came. Here 1t is:
 Notre Dame vs Southern Cali fornia-Sheeketski, Schwartz, Ma lenkovitch, Jaskwitch and the rest of those Irish boys are going to whoppo. and double whoppo South ern California.
 Harvard vs Yale--Yale will see red and feel blue.
 Georgia vs Alabama Poly-This poly will be sorry she ever got cracker.
 Stanford vs California. Stanford, by 20 to 2. Again l repeat, its a gift.
 Columbia vs Syracuse-In which the Columbia Lion will have salt sprinkled on his tail.
 Navy vs Southern Methodists- The whole Pacific fleet couldn't save this one.
 Iowa vs hwesetrn-Shucks I wish they were all this easy. will whoppo 'em.
 Georgia Tech vs Florida-You Tech Georgia and give me Florida.
 Iowa State vs Nebraska--Ne- braska., guess. You can't say I'm picking setups.
 Texas Christian vs Baylor-Tex- as Christian. and please don't ask me why.
 Michigan vs Minnesota-Michi- gan. But I wouldn't bet on it.
 Ohio State vs Illinois-Ill have you all out to my house for din- ner If Ohio State loses. And oh | how 1 hate company.
 Penn State vs West Virginia West Virginia by two touchdowns.
 Indiana vs Purdue--Purdue will do for me.
 Army vs vrsinus-Boy. this is a tough one. But daring to Q fault. I'll take Army.
 North Carolina vs South Caro- lina--In which the governor of South Carolina will tell the gov srnor of North Carolina. i've beat you"
 Chicago vs Chlcago'ii get put on the spot.
 Fordham vs Buckneii--Fordham after . whale of q scrap.