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The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1931-11-26
Helena. Mont.
BY HEX

The Pleasant Hour Club through
its art department is preparing an
exhibit to be shown at st. James
A. M. E. Church early in December.
Finishing touches were put onto
some of the articles at the meeting
of the Art department held last
Friday at the home of Mrs. Norman
Howard. At former meeting of the
club the following officers were
chosen: President, Mrs. M. A. Low
cry; vice president, Mrs. Mamie
Bridgwater; recording secretary,
Miss Octavia Bridgwater; cores
ponding secretary, Mrs. Norman
Howard; treasurer, Mrs. Nathaniel
Ford; parliamentarian, Mrs. H. J.
Baker; historian, Mrs. Ida Welsh;
chaplain, Mrs. Charles Oliver; chair
man, art department, Mrs. Charles
Harrell; chairman, civics, Mrs. 10.
seph Mass. Born to Mr.. and Mrs.
William Donnell, boy. Mother and
son are doing fine.-Miss Lois Stitt
is still under the care of doctor Her
condition, however, has improved
since last week.-We regret the
omission of the name of Charles Har-
rell, Jr. from the program given at
st. James Church, which was in
charge of Mrs. Edward Johnson. We
compliment Charlie upon his reading
and he can be assured it went far to
assist in making the program a sue
cess.-Sub-zero struck Helena last
week just as we were congratulating
ourselves upon our California-like
climate, and getting ready to reopen
our dude ranches and other tourist
attracting lures to be found in and
about Helena.-The program at St
James A. M. E. Church Sunday eve
ming under the supervision of Mrs
A. G. Dorsey was in the aature of
thanksgiving offering to the public.
Every number from start to finish
partook of the thanksgiving spirit
and was as follows: Prelude Mrs
NJ. A. Lowery, 81 Was Glad" rem
dered by quartet composed of Mrs,
Norman Howard, Mrs. J. f. Ingram,
A. G. Dorsey and J. E. w. Clarke !;
responsive reading led by Mrs. A. G
Dorsey; praise the God Of Harvest,
congregation; prayer. NJ. A. Lowery:
"Origin of Thanksgiving" Mrs. c.
H. Harrell: Meath the Banner Of
the King" quartet; recitation, "Why
the Pilgrim Fathers Made Thanks
giving Day." Lehman Site; Gods
Gift in Nature congregation; and
a closing number, "Sweet Sabbath
Eve" by the Quartet. Mrs. NJ. A.
Lowery, accompanist.
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Yakima, Wash.
Mrs. John Wood, Reporter


Miss Mona Hendricks left Satur-
day for an indefinite stay in Oak
land, Calif.-Mr. and Mrs. Geo.
Williams. accompanied by Mrs. Luel-
la Johnson, returned to Roslyn last
Sunday.-Mr. VIM. Gregory has
gone on business trip to Denver,
Colo.-Mr. II. Winston arrived Sat
urday from Seattle to spend Thanks
giving with his family. = Twenty
friends gathered for a farewell par
ty for Miss Mona Hendricks, Tues
day evening, at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. J. Woods.-After two weeks ILL.,
ness, Mr.. Nathan Evans is able to
be out again.-Mrs. G. Burdine is
recovering from an operation under.
went last week at st. Elizabeth
Hospital.-Mrs. j. Locke is confined
by illness in the hospital.-The Mis-.
sionary Society held meeting Fri
day evening at the home of Mrs A.
Coleman and completed plans for a
dinner to be given December 8. -
Mrs. Idella Robinson was the motif
for a surprise party by group of
friends Monday afternoon at her
home in honor of her birthday an
niversary. Cards, music and a de-
licious luncheon were enjoyed. Mrs.
Robinson was the recipient of sew.
eral gifts.
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Ellensburg, Wash.
Mrs. M. Robertson, Reporter

Rev. Hewdon of Chicago was
guest of Rev. N. Branch and preach
ed gospel message to large audi
ence at End Baptist Church We'd
nesday. Rev. Wilson and Rev.
A. A. Banks of Boise, Idaho,
assisted.-Mr. Arthur Jameson died
at his home at 108 S. Water st. Sat
urday of heart trouble, age 70 years
He was buried Monday. Rev. N,
Branch, officiated.-W L. Colds
borough Lodge of Masons elected
the following officers: j. l.. Burris,
worshipful master; VIM. Shelton, Sc
Nor warden; W. r. Harris, junior
warden; j. H. Smith, secretary and
treasurer.-Mr. ]. L. Burris and Mr..
K. Martin entertained at dinner in
honor of Rev. Hewdon of Chicago
Rev. and Mrs. N. Branch Rev. A. A.
Banks of Boise, Rev. Wilson of Chi
cago, and Rev. o. Stalsworth.-The
Baptist Missionary Society was re.
organized. and five new members en-.
rolled. Mrs. w. r. Harris enter.
tanned them. The next meeting will
be held the first Thursday in De.
cember at home of Mrs. J. L. Burris
Mrs. Belle Powers and her son
spent SUNDAY in Gle Elup.-Mr. and
Mrs. John Boyd and son Costello
spent Sunday in Yakima. = Mrs
Mary Vandyke of Toppensh is guest
of her sister Mrs. A. Hawkins. -
Mr.. and Mrs. Calvin Harris are
guests of their parents, Mr.. and Mrs
C. George.
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TACOMA NEWS SECTION
G. B. ALDRTcH, Edtor-SIanager ossN Pacific Avenue

The fine concert last Tuesday
night at the Temple Theatre by the
Community Chorus is still the talk
of the town. The highest praise is
given u. G. Bartlett and members
of the chorus. Prof. Bartlett fully
demonstrated he is one of the out
sanding musical directors of the
country by the masterful way in
which he handled the large group of
singers. OF the chorus especial men
ton should be made of Mesdames
E. e. Gilmore, A DuPree, Florence
Jones, the Misses Geraldine Short
ridge, Willetta Hueston and Messrs.
Frank Young, Edward Miller and
w. II. Lewis. Among the songs rem
dered that won great applause were
Swing Low Chariot" "Ain't 1t a
Shame" King Jesus Is Alistening,"
and Deep River" Rev II. Francis
Mcclure, pastor OF Allen A. NJ. E..
Church under whose auspices the
chorus was presented, deserves the
commentator of everyone for the
concert.-Allen Began was arrest
ed by Sheriff Ray last week alleg-
eddy delivering liquor. Although the
sheriff waited at the A. b. Hotel
for the owner of rs gallons of liq-
uor the owner never put in appear
ance.-Mr. and Mrs. Charles Gran
shaw have moved back to their
home, recently repaired after dam
age by fire.-Mrs. Mabel Sheppard
of Portland was visitor here and
took part in the Community Chorus.
Many Of the members of the Full
Gospel Mission went to Seattle on
Thursday and took part in the Com
munity Chorus.-Many of the mem
bers of the Full Gospel Mission went
to Seattle Thursday and took part
in a service held there.-Mrs. Mad
olin Gibson was a visitor to Seat
tie last week as guest of Mrs.
William Marshall.-Mrs d. W. Glib
son spent several days in Seattle
visiting her son and daughter-in-
law, Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Gibson.
"A group of young women enter
tanned friends with a no-host-party
at the home of Miss Evelyn Bryant.
Among the guests from Seattle were
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Taylor, Misses
" Roberts, Geraldine Redmond,
Charlotte Fletcher and Messrs. Ma
| ione, Wil1dHson, NorrlS, rdlr anu
Fleming -Mrs. Frances Bradshaw
entertained group of youngsters
with party honoring the birthday
anniversary of her son, Jackie Brad
' shaw.-Honoring the Community
Chorus, Rev Mcclure and members
of Allen Church gave reception
Monday night at the church. An or
1 ganization was formed to continue
the work of the chorus. Mayor
| Tenant was the speaker Sunday
night at Bethlehem Baptist Church.
Among the sick Mrs. N. ]. Ans
berry is recovering from an opera
ton for tonsilitis; Mrs. Cynthia Nc
Cabe is convalescing at her home
Mrs. Robert Robinson continues to
improve.
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Great Falls, Mont.

Rev B. f. Edwards, pastor of
Bethel A. NJ E. Church, preached
two inspiring sermons for the serv-
ices last Sunday. There were three
additions to the membership during
the quarter. The Sunday School is
now planning the Christmas pro-
gram. The One More Effort Club
was recognized at meeting held
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Taylor. The next meeting will be
held at the home of Mrs. Roger
Berry. A turkey rattle was held
Friday evening by the Missionary
Society.-Mr. and Mrs j. Elliot,
accompanied by Mrs. j. E. Bowers,
Mrs. LaNita Forman and Mr. II.
Cruise, motored to Lewiston and
spent a day hunting.-Mrs. Rose
Brown received a bruised face by a
fall on an ice-coyered walk.-Mrs.
Sadie White was hostess at a din
ner honofing Rev. b. E. Edwards
Among the sick Mrs. w. Dotson is
reported convalescing Mrs Tiff is
rapidly recovering. Mrs. James Kill
bert is confined to her home.-Or-
der your copy of The Enterprise
each week in advance. Be sure of
your paper.
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Butte, Montana

Mrs Ruth Pagan, Reporter
Miss Lena Brown spent the week
end at Homesteak as the guest of
her mother Mrs. Richard Brown. -
Members of the Art department of
the Pearl Club were entertained Mon
day afternoon at the home of Mrs.
Rance Ware with Mrs. Ware as hos
tess and Mrs. Porter as guest of hon
or. Following an afternoon of art
the ladies We're served dainty
luncheon.-The dinner given Thurs
day by the Sunshine Mission and
Church Aid Society of Bethel Bap-
fist Church was financial success
Mr.. A. Bland has gone to Chicago
for an indefinite stay,-Mr. H. d.
Pagan is on the job again after a
serious accident much to the Joy of
his many friends. The Roy |
Knights, a eolored orchestra, filled
an engagement at the Winter Gar
den last week.-Reported ill this
week: Mr. NJ. Vince, Mr.. Robert
Howard, Mrs. Mckinley Walker, and
Mrs. J. G. Kirk, Mrs. Kirk continues
to improvc.-Mr. R. C. Logan receiv-
ed news from her brother. Mr.. Geo.
Williams in Denver. stating he is
improving. Mr.. Williams met with
serious auto accident two months
ago.
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Bremerton, Wash.
Mrs. w. w. Simmons, Reporter

Rev. A. w. Johnson, presiding ell
der, held Quarterly conference at
the A. M. L. Church and compliment
ed Rev. w. B. Williams and the mem
bership for the progress made dur
ing the past three months. - Mrs.
Blanche Franklin of Seattle and her
daughter Daphne, spent the week
end here visiting Mrs. L. FINS,
mother of Mrs. Franklin. - Mr.. and
Mrs. W. w. Simmons entertained
with wild duck dinner compliment
ing Revs. A. W. Johnson and w. B.
Williams. Other guests were Mr..
Hal Clay and Miss Edith Mitchell of
Seattle.-Miss Frances Waldrup is
confined to her home by illness. -
Mrs. Simmons, Mrs. Ennoex and Mr..
Creasman formed a committee and
renovated the A. NJ. E. parsonage
last week.-W ". Simmons, r. H.
Grey and Walter Simmons, spent
Sunday duck hunting and bagged the
limit
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Baker, Ore.
Mrs. p. Spearman, Reporter

Mr.. and Mrs. j. L. Russell were
hosts Saturday evening for the meet
ing of the Royal Whist Club at
which the honor guests were Mr..
and Mrs. e. Edmonds, Mr.. Leroy
Edmonds and Mr.. s. Jones. Prizes
were awarded Miss F. Baylor and
Mr.. Leroy Edmonds.---Mr. and Mrs.
Fl. Tebeau were given a surprise
party Monday evening by a group
of friendship. and Mrs. r. Dan
iels of LaGrande are house guests
of Mr.. Roy Johnson-Mr. and Mrs.
E. Edmonds entertained a group of
friends with a party Friday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. Tebeau were
guests Sunday evening of Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. l.. Russell. Mrs. Beatrice
Jones is confined by illness this
week.
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First African Methodist Episcopal
Zion Church, Williams Ave. at Jay
Rafael Street; Rev. W.. r. Lowell,
pastor. = The Lavender Club will
feature 1.-THE Ode Skewl" December
3rd, 8 p. m. The public is cordially
invited to attend. The first Quarter
" Conference will be held November
1929, with Rev. H. Leo Johnston,
presiding elder, in charge. The Lion
Emergency Club will be host to a
Christmas party, December 10. A
very enthusiastic members meeting
was held on Monday night.
Williams Ave. Branch, Y. w. c. A..
The general public is invited to
the vesper service program Sunday
at p. m. The Business and Indus
trial Girls will present pageant en-
titled, Ruth the Cleaner" No adj
mission or collection will be taken.
Miss Thelma Johnson is president of
the club. Leading parts are being
taken by Gladys Bird, Boaz; Mrs.
w. Il. Lowell, Naomi; Chrystalee
Maxw ell, Ruth; Anna Morrison, Or
pah; tserome Meredith, Head Reaper,
Juanita johnson, Kinsman. Mrs.
Margaret Wyman is directing the
drama. Mrs. Lena Bowers has
charge of Vesper services December
6. The Trianon Club of High School
Girl Reserves were represented by
eight couples Saturday evening at
the birthday party celebrating the
50th Anniversary of the Girl Reserve
movement in the United States. Mrs.
C. L. Ingersoll and Miss Elizabeth
Summers were patronesses from the
branch. Games and dancing were
the entertainments of the evening
The Girls Work committee will
meet Tuesday evening, December 1,
at the building with the chairman,
Mrs. C. L. Ingersoll, presiding.
Miss Lois Williams. charming Wis
itor from Seattle has been the mo-
tive for several social courtesies
among which were a Theatre party
Wednesday afternoon, the guest of
Miss Leona Henderson. Thursday,
Mrs. L. Washington entertained at
dinner placing covers for six. Miss
Rose Smith was breakfast hostess
Saturday morning. Mrs. R. d. Lush
err was hostess at a delicious Gumbo
supper Saturday night for the pleas
ure of the visitor. Miss Williams is
the house guest Of Mrs. David Hep
burn.
The Joymakers are making prepar>
atoms for drama to be given De-
cember IL. Mrs. Lula Gragg has
had unusual success in directing
these presentations. This club is one
Of the auxiliaries of Bethel Church.
Mr.. J. S. Donald is much improved
and may return home from the hos
pital this week.
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St. Louis Over-Subscribes
For Community Fund

ST. LOUIS, Mo.-Early reports in
dictate that the colored citizens of
this city will oversubscribe in this
years Community Fund campaign.
Five social service organizations
went over the top in their subscrip-
tons. with all Of the employees sub
scribing 1 per cent and more Or
ganizations reported over include the
Orphans Home, Old Folks Home,
hospital and Y NJ. c. A.
More than go per cent Of the dem
lists have subscribed and more than
AS per cent of the lawyers, The
Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity, which
last year gave $50, increased its sub
scriptions to $50 this year.
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Excerpts From
DePriest Speeches
Continued from Page ~

NOohShiucu lTOIH aye L
al minutes when Mr.. DePriest tells
this one:
II was walking along the tunnel
we used in bad weather and met a
couple of other Congressman, one
from the North and one from the
South. | knew the one from the
North and when he spoke to me, /
said, Hello BILL The one from the
South said, Hello and l said "IIel-
10 my boy If he couldn't have
called me Mr.. DePriest, he shouldn't
have said anything"
This appeal catches the old folks
and starts foot patting and amens
The Negroes were stolen from
Africa. brought here in chains and
sold in slavery. My parents were
slaves and I'll never forget my
mother telling me how, when she
was six years old, her mother was
sold at Florence, Alabama, to a man
in Louisiana because she refused a
white mans advances. | remember
1t, not with malice, but to help me
in my work.
Brutal Alabama and ugly Tonnes
see rubbed their ears when Mr.. De-
Priest condemned the Ku Klux Khan
openly, saying:
Il have thorough understanding
of the South. l was born in Alabama
and | have been in every Southern
state except Florida, seeing what is
going on. | went to Alabama, where
the Ku Klux Khan told me not to
come. I'll allow no bunch of men
fn fell what IN hoo
served the country in every emer-
gency and it was the gullible white
people who were Ku Klux Khan.
They just went around and charged
$40 per head for all the suckers,
and called them 100 per cent Ameri-
cans, but say no man is a 100 per
cent American If he claims super
iority over others.
Sass for Oklahoma Governor
81 was in Oklahoma and the gov
ernor sent word he'd like to see me-
told his emissary to go back and
tell the governor where I was and
If he wanted to see me, to come
over. / never hunt up these gentle
men. I'm not craving their society
never imposed myself on anybody
and never let anybody impose on
me-"
Perry Howard
Perry Howard is mentioned in
connection with the White House
reception:
Perry Howard of Mississippi
came to me and asked me not to
accept any White House bids, but
I'm going there the first time l
hn he
a right to go. l stand on my rights.
When Mrs. DePriest went to the
White House, it was a case of Of
fetal recognition and not a social
one. She is the wife of a Congress-
man."
Ole Virginia
Smokers usually greet this one
told at Virginia's expense:
In Virginia, I'm told one drop of
Negro blood makes a Negro. II that
is so. it won't be long until there
are no whites Some of them are
blacker than I am, some of them
have kinkier hair, so you can never
tell.
Social Equality
II have nothing to say about
social equality Every person / do
say, has the right TO make his own
friends l don't care about inter-
marriage / am proud of the Negro
blood in my veins-I don't know
how much is there and I don't
care. You Negroes must be proud
of yourselves If you think a man
is your superior, he'll always be. I
don't think he's mine. I'd rather be
over here doing something than
over there, swallowed up as just
one more white person"
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Portray Christ
AS An Ethiopian
CONTINUED from page one. }

Continued from page one.)
The history of the black man
does not begin with his importation
into America as slave. He was the
first inhabitant of Europe. The Ne
gro was not the first slave. Before
slavery in America and as late as
1914, Asiatic whites were being sold
into slavery. The Negro preceded
Columbus. Another author was quo
ted as saying.
1.-The lightness of the fair races
s merely lack of pigment, this con
1ition being brought on by environ
nent and living conditions"
The books which give this infor-
nation are far out of the reach
of the average person, their prices
ranging upward to forty dollars
Another surprising bit of informa-
ton reveals that the mythical gods
and goddesses of Greece were Eth
iopians.
No Prejudice
In his discussion of race relations
in Europe it was revealed that pre-
iudice is not prevalent in Europe.
lust as in America at present the
unemployment situation is not fav-
)rable, although there are several
Negro successes in their line. Inter-
marriages are common and the par
ents are proud of their mulatto off
;pring. Alesandro de Medici, later
Duke of Florence was of Negro
blood. His mother was a beautiful
black slave and his father later be-
came Pope Clement VII.
Mr., Rogers trip to Abyssinia was
subject of intriguing discourse
He was present at the coronation OF
the Emperor of Abyssinia. The dis
cription impressed beauty of the
scene. The ceremonies lasted five
hours followed by lavish feasts and
banquets. The countries of Europe
sent magnificent gifts and this Ne
gro ruler was saluted by their rep
resentatives.
These facts were a revelation tc
the eager audiences. Mr.. Rogers
had divided his talk into three parts
and when time necessitated the cur
failing of part of the lecture the
listeners applauded for more.
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"RUTH"-BIBLE CHARACTER
IN DRAMA

The Business and professional
Girls club of the Williams Ave. "Y"
will present dramatization of
Ruth" prominent woman of the
Bible during the Vesper services at
the "Y" Sunday afternoon at five
o'clock. Mrs. NJ. Wyman is direct
ing the presentation and Mrs. Mable
Sheppard has charge OF the music.
Miss Thelma Johnson is the presi-
dent Of the club.
The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1931-11-26

Re-roof your home now. Protect
your home from the weather. Ten
months in which to pay. For good
service and reasonable rates, call
Henry Trial. Phone Madison 4679.
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Does the Work.


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A wonderful hair grower. Hun
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
BRING RESULTs-PLACE YOURS
IN THE ENTERPRISE
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Portland News Section

MRS. W. BOGLE, Editor Manager
567 East 35th South Phone Selwood 1878
j Minor, Advertising Manager, Pacific Bldg
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wish to heartily thank every one
who so kindly assisted me to take
the trip to my mothers bedside in
Mexia, Texas. She passed away No
vember 9th. To those who arranged
the benefit dinner and to those who
attended, | am deeply grateful. =
Mrs. Lonnie Avery.
Mrs. Robert Roberts has returned
to her home but continues i'll.
Mrs. James BraSgs was hostess for
the Chandelier Breakfast club Tues
day morning. Bridge formed the
mornings diversion. Mrs. A. J. Nor
ton is the president.
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For. Rent-Furnished flat, 1911 X
East Burnside Street. See E. J. Min
or, 2l0 Old Postoffice Bldg. Sell
2514.
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For Sale-Six-room house on Rod
ney Street; good condition; furnace.
Price $3.50. Small payment will ham
die. Minor, Sell 25l4. Also five
room and garage; $500, 500 down,
SIS per month.
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THE NORTHWEST ENTERPRISE
is the best Sc Negro Newspaper in
the u. s. A.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03

Your son in college ordered these
photographs from me"
"Ah. yes. Well. we'll. they certain
ly look very like him, very like. Has
he paid for them?"
mo. sir. he has not"
"Hum-m-m. Still more like him.
Boston University Beanpot.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03

Girl is given injection of parro
blOOd.-NeWS Item.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03

But with a girl. how can you tell
whether or not such an injection has
any effect?-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03
NOW O TELL ONE
HERRING, MAYBE

It's just idle curiosity on our part,
but we often wonder what u Jewish
brethren call their bum actors2-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03
BAIL OUT THE COUNTRY

Colonel Woodcock'S Bureau of Pro-
hibition is asking for 500 more field
representatives. The idea SCENT to be
to drink the bootleggers out OF bust
neSs.-Lifc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03
THE HOUSES OF H

Due to a shortage of commissions.
ESQ members of the senior class at
Annapolis will have to resign from
the navy on graduation, unless relief
Is afforded by congress o by the RoxJ
or Paramount theatres.-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03

A certain African tribe carries on
conversation by means of grunts
Over here that sort of thing only hap
pens at breakfast.-London Opinion
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03
LIGHT

Nightly the moon tells the world
lovely tales of romance" says a sum-
mer hotel circular. And daily the sur
comes out and calls it a liar.-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03
SIMILARITY

The Great Pyramid in Egypt" we
read, weighs six million tons" In
other respects. however. it differs
from a portable typewriter.-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-03
NO CHANGE

Bishop Cannon Exonerated by
Committee of Pastors" says a news
paper headline. But he's still Bishop
Cannon.-Life.