davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25
GALLAGHER LISTS BOUT.

Marty Gallagher, Washington heavy.
weight boxer. will meet Tony Golertou
OF Newark, N. j., in q 10-round bout
May at Newark.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25

DITTSBURGH, April 25.-Of
- course, the Pirates wanted to
win that ball game, what
with all the music and flag
raising and other frills of opening
day, but there was no gloom In the
Buc dressing room after Rogers
Hornsby, with three mighty wallops,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25
WASHINGTON.
.Battcd for Marberry in ninth,

Totals ..............36 10 IL IT IL
fBatted for Grove in seventh.
Slated for Mahaffey in eighth.
sRan for Foxx in eighth.
Score by innings:
ybiisdeI6Ss. .S g I'D
Runs batted in Manush ca. Cronin,
Bluege i2I, Spencer, Myer, Simmons t5l.
Haas (9, Cochrane, Miller. Two-base hits
= Judge, 4. Rice, Bishop. Haas, Miller.
Three-baSe hitS-Manush, BlueSe, Simmons
t2I. Home run-Simmons. Sacrif1ces-Haas,
Jones, Judge. Double playS-Boley to Todt,
Bluege. to Myer to Judge. Myer to .Cronin
to Judge. Left on bases-Washington, 3:
Jones. 2; OF Marberry, 5. Struck out-By
Jones, =; BY Marberry, !; by Mcdonald. /.
Hits-Od Jones, 10 in Ga innings; OF Nc
Donald. 5 in 8 innings (none out in sew
enth); on Grove, in 1 inning; on Mahaf-
none in inning; of Marberry. in 12s
innings. winning pitcher-Mahaffey: Los
MCGOWAN. Van Granin and Connolly. Time
OF game hours.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25
western followers are finding some

Western followers are finding some
consolation through the defeat the
Georgetown Scholastics handed Central
in tennis Western now is regarded as
virtually in with its fifth championship
in row, as it is not thought it can be
stopped by either Eastern or Tech.
Business has no tennis team.
Summaries:
singles-Lynham (w) defeated Smith;
60, 81: Achterkirchen CO. defeated
Classic, Ga. 81; Dial tWJ defeated
Ames: So; 3-e. IS: Buscher tW( de-
feated Ruckman, 6-8, 6-1, 81.
Doubles-Dial and Classic wv. defeated
and Buscher defeated Achterkirchen and
Hinkel, 6-3, 6-4.
Gonzaga put on batting splurge in
the late stages of its eight-inning game
with Georgetown Prep to win.
The sc0re.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25
Totals. 40 II 81 IL Totals. 40 10 II II
SsnttaI 'd Sc 9 "a

Runs-white "a, Cooke. Helm az,
Thompson CD, Herman, Collihover. Buschsr
f2). Fletcher C2l, Keith. Wilhoite 2l'
Clarke t2l.. Two-base hit-YoweL; Three
Stolen base-Hefin. Double play-Buscher
70 White; First base on balls-on Buschsr;;
Clarke. in 6h innings; on Poore. in 22a
innlnes Hit t-, By pitched bsii Lcyy Ciar se
Clarke, 4: by Poore. I. Losing pitcher
Clarke Umpire-Mr. Watt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25
Major Standings

AMERICAN LEAGUE.
STANDING OF THE TEAMS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-25
GOES BACK TO OLD
STYLE AND CLOUTS
Uohnson's Band 1917 Victims
as Al Breaks SIump-Had
Game Sin Bag" .
BY JOHN b. KELLER.

DHILADELPHIA, April 25.-
- What a man, this Albert
Simmons of the Athletics.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09
AMERICAN GUARDS +.
5. REPULSE CHINESE
Troops, Supposedly National
lists, Beaten Off in Attack
IN on Yangtze Ship.

BY the Associated Press.
ICHANG, China, April "a battle
between a handful of American naval
guards aboard the Yangtze River
steamer Iping and a considerable body
of troops, supposedly Chinese Nationalist
soldiers. took place near here early
today. The Chinese soldiers opened fire
on the ship, but were silenced by the
American guns.
The Chinese poured sharp fire into
the Iping, which had been disabled by
striking rock in the Yangtze rapids
and was limping into Ichang for re-
pairs. The engagement was severe but
short, the American fire proving too
effective for the Chinese to withstand.
The attack was made supposedly by
Chinese Nationalist soldiers stationed
above Ichang to prevent the entry of
Communists into this city.
Had Anticipated Search.
Having heard Chinese soldiers were
searching ships. approaching, 1chang,
the Iping'S captain slowed down the
ship, expecting a boarding party to
approach and look for Communists. In
stead, the ships officers said, the SOL
diers attacked the Iping without ex-
PLANTATION, forcing the American guards
to fire.
Leo Bradley, f1rst-class seaman, United
States Navy, was wounded in the leg
and two Chinese aboard the ship were
gravely wounded. The Iping managed
to escape down the river after the gun
fire from her decks had afforded an
opportunity.
Bradleys home is in Indianapolis.
Was Second Attack.
This was the second attack on the
Iping in "a hours. When As miles above
Ichang last night, large group Of
Communists laid down a barrage
against the steamer and the American
guards replied with accuracy, silencing
the attack
The Iping. property of the American
controlled Yangtze Rapids Steamship
Co., ran onto the rocks 20 miles below
Chungking last Friday and was re-
f1oated next day. The area in which
the American companys ships operate
is infested with pirates and Com
munists.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09
FORMER PASTOR BURIED

Funeral rites for Rev. John Mac
Murray, SO years old, pastor of the
Union Methodist Church from 1914 to
1918, were held at the church this
afternoon. Burial was in Fort Lincoln
Cemetery.
Rev. MacMurray was well known in
church circles here, having been con-
nected with the Christian Herald He
was at one time q member of the
Methodist Board of Temperance, Pro-
hibition and Public Morals.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09
SOCIETY WILL ELECT
Mrs. Joy Only Candidate for Head
of Patriots Daughters.

Mrs. Henry B. Joy of Michigan is the
sole candidate for the presidency of the
National Society of Daughters of Foun-
ders and Patriots of America, which
conyenes here for its annual election of
officers April Is at the Washington
Hotel. Delegates will be present from
England, France, China and the Philip
pines.
Three sessions will be held April 16,
the first at 1880 am. Mrs. John
Laidlaw Buel of Connecticut, national
president, will call the conference to
order. A banquet will take place in the
evening.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09
ACTORS MOTHER DYING

LOS ANGELES, April P.-Mrs.
Noah Berry, "A, mother Of Noah and
Wallace Berry, film actors, is believed
by physicians to be dying. She is Ill at
her home, too weak to be transferred
to a hospital.
Her son Noah was at her bedside,
but efforts to locate Wallace. who left
New York yesterday in his plane for
leisurely flight to Hollywood, were I'M
aYailinP
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09
TWO DIE AS UNIVERSITY
STRUCTURE COLLAPSES
Six Seriously Hurt in Building Ac-
cident on California Campus.
Inquiries Under Way.

BY the Associated Press.
BERKELEY Calf, April 1.-Two
men are dead and 10 others injured,
6 seriously, following collapse yesterday
of a section of the new concrete roof
of the Mechanics Building. under con-
struction on the University of California
campus.
Investigations to determine the cause
of the crash got under way today.
America Cabral and Joseph Riley, 81,
both Of Oakland we're injured fatally.
George Haggerty, fire chief; Jay
Etevens, State fire marshal, and officials
of the contracting concern sought to
learn why the skeleton framework and
pillars gave way, precipitating tons of
material into the basement.
University students helped officials
extricate buried workmen.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09

Under usual procedure the bill, general
in nature and local in application,
would be passed, but opposition from
ministerial associations has developed
and some Capitol observers were skep-
tical Of its final adoption.
The author, Senator John Craft of
Mobile, said the bill was designed to
curb "'under-cover' bookmakerS who
were swindling the public at State and
county fairs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-04-09
ALABAMA COMMITTEE
FAVORS RACING BILL
Measure Would Allow 15-Day
Meetings in Montgomery and
Mobile-Fina1 Passage Doubted.

BY the Associated Press.
MONTGOMERY, Ala, April 9.-Le-
galized racing with pari-mutuel betting
moved a step nearer for Alabama yes
terday when the Senate Committee on
Municipalities and Municipal Organi-
cation reported favorable on the Craft
bill to provide commission and reg
ulations for meetings.
Under the measure, two race meet
ings of Is days each could be con-
Quoted in Montgomery and Mobile each
year.
The bill received a favorable vote
from three Senators on the committee.
but two others wished to report it back
to the Senate without recommendations.
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
EASTMAN FETED
At NEW YORK

NEW YORK, Feb. 10. GN.SO
Tribute of the world was stacked
today at the feet of George East
man, Rochester philanthropist.
Hundreds of residents of Roch.
ester and many prominent Ameri-
cans gathered here last night to
praise Eastman at the thirty-sec-
ond annual dinner of the Society
of the GeneSee. The 76-year-old
inventor and manufacturer heard
himself lauded by President Hoov-
er, presidents of two universities
two ambassadors and many world
leaders.
Messages received at the din
ner included those from Calvin
Coolidge, President Ortiz Rubio
of Mexico, Premier Mussolini,
General Pershing, Sir Ronald C.
Lindsay, British ambassador to
the United States: Lord Riddell,
Frank o. Lowden, Secretary of
Interior Wilbur. Thomas w.
Lamont. the Hon. G. r. Wilson,
of Ottawa, and President Living
ston Farrand of Cornell Uni
versity.
President Hoover's message
said:
81 am indeed sorry I cannot
be present, but I warmly share
in spirit in this tribute to your
outstanding service to country
and humanity as a great in
dustrialist, philanthrOpist and
patron of education, music and
public health"
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
Boy, 21, Bdres Plot
To Murder Rector

CHICAGO. Feb. 10 uNS.-Evi-
dence purporting to show that a
2l.year-old parishoner had been
hired to kill the Rev. Milan Hiram
ilovich for a fee Of $500 was TO
be given the grand jury today by
the States attorneys office.
The youth who exposed the
plot to aSsassinate the priest by
admitting that he had been asked
to do the job is George Sutko. ac-
cording to prosecutors. On the
day set for the assassination
SutkC went II the priest and told
him of the plot, prosecutors said.
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
One Cent a Day
Brings 500 a Month

Benefits Of 500 month for 12
months-$1, 900 to 81 500 at death,
at a cost of only one cent a day,
are being featured in an accident
policy issued by the National Pro
teCtive Insurance Association. 1869
Scarritt Bldg, Kansas City, Mo.
Send No Money
For 10 days free inspection of
policy. simply send name. age. ad-
dress. beneficiary's name and rela-
tionship. No medical examination
is required. Over 10000 paid
policies are already in force. Write
National Protective today while
their special offer is still open.
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
Josephine KS CreW
Gets Rum Hearing

NEW YORK. Feb. 10 UN.SD.
Officers and members OF the
crews of the Canadian motor
ship, Josephine K, and American
tug, Dauntless No. 6, and the
schooner Brooklyn, we're to be
arraigned today for hearing be
fore United States Commissioner
Cotter. They are charged with
prohibition violations.
The Josephine K was the ship
Shelled last month by Coast
Guardsmen, killing the captain,
William Cluett, a citizen of
Canada.
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
her LEG HEALED
AFTER % YEARS

Mrs Peter Olsen. Corning, Iowa, who
was entirely healed of leg sores after
suffering % years. urges all sufferers
to write DR.. II. J. Whittier. 125 west
port Bank Building, Kansas City, Mo,
for his new free copyrighted book which
explains home treatment for leg
sores. varicose ulcers, milk leg and
varicose veins. that quickly stops the
pain and heals. There is no cost or
obligation
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
Ocean FLier'S WidOU
To Wed N. Y. Broker

HOBOKEN, N. j.. Feb. 10 QN.
SD.-Mrs. Helen Bertaud, widow
of Lloyd Bertaud, aviator who
lost his life trying to fly from
Maine to Rome, will be married
February IL to Henry Martyr Mes
singer, it was announced today.
Messenger is a New York broker
The Washington times., 1931-02-10
GRANGE 10 DANCE

ROCKVILLE, Md, Feb. 10
The Germantown Grange will
hold a supper and Valentine Day
dance February IA, in the grange
hall
The Washington times., 1931-02-10

ADVERTISEMENT
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11
bal COSTUMES
BEING DESIGNED
Committee Busy With Plans
for big Stunt" Set
for February z.

The Costume Committee for the
eighth annual Bal Boheme, which the
Arts Club of Washington will hold Feb
ruary at the Willard Hotel, is busy
designing and executing the costumes
to be worn by those participating in
the big stunt" as the feature Of the
affair is called.
THE Court of King Looney XIII on
the Moon" will be the motif of this
gayer than those of previous years. Ar
rangementS are being made by william
F. Baker, chairman, assisted by Felix
Mahony, Henry Jay Staley, J. Minor
Dorey and Fulton Lewis
Prizes will be awardad the most beau
tiful, most original and most amusing
costumes. The judges will be chosen
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

by a committee Of Arts Club members,
consisting OF Miss Sibyl Baker. Carlton
Van Valkenburg and Mrs. John Otto
johnson.
Meanwhile the poster contest con-
Quoted by the organization closed to-
day. The three posters deemed best by
the judgeS-Mrs. Duncan Phillips, Miss
Eleanor Parke Gusts, James w. Hardy,
James Rotto and Grin F. Ballou-will
earn prizes Of $25, SIS and $40 for
their producers.
Tickets for the affair will be placed
on sale tomorrow at the Willard, Carl
ton, Mayflower, Wardman Park and
Shoreham Hotels and at headquarters
Of the Arts Club and the American Au-
tomobile Association.
The Costume Committee includes
Miss Harriet E. Garrels, Mrs. Kendall
K. Hoyt, F. Shepard Taylor, Miss Anne
Fuller Abbott, Mrs. Charles M. STRAIT
ton, Mrs. Samuel Kimberley, Mrs. Har-
old A. Brooks, Mrs. Pembroke Pitt. Mrs.
Susan b. Chase, Miss Aline Solomons.
Miss Isabel Solomons, Miss Mona Gill
and Mrs. Frank B. Steele.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

dent, Bertha r. Cook, was the installing
officer, assisted by her staff
The retiring presidents of the several
auxiliaries were presented with jewels.
and the installing officer, department
president, Bertha r. Cook received gift
from the auxiliaries. National Treasurer
Carrie Nolan and Department Comdr.
Benjamin Motley were visitors; also
many members Of the auxiliaries and
camps.
The department dance and card party
will be held January 20 at 2400 Six
tenth street.
A reception to the national president
Edith Bird Of Ohio, will be held Febru-
airy 5.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11
FEDERAL RECRUITS
TO BE GIVEN AID
"Counselors" Chosen to Welcome
Newcomers and Inform Them
About Capital.

To help guide the timid and friendless
recruits in the Government service, ar
irving in the National Capital for the
first time, movement has been started
in the Bureau Of Internal Revenue.
Four woman "counselors" of the
Welfare Association have been appoint
ed to help these newcomers find
suitable lodgings, cheer them up when
they are homesick, and generally help
them to feel at home in their new
place.
Counselor and Friend" is the way
this new movement is characterized N
the current issue of Internal Revenue
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

Pure linen crash of an extra fine
and durable weave. With attrac.
tive pink, yellow or blue borders
and six matching napkins.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

They're in a deep ecru shade
and m such attractive patterns you
will want several-one for the bed
and one for the table.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11
RUSSELL AGAIN HEADS I
NUMISMATIC SOCIETY
Honor Is Fourth Conferred on Re.
tired Employe of Bureau of
Animal Industry.

The Washington Numismatic Society
last night elected George H. Russell to
serve his fourth term as president of
the organization. The meeting was held
In Thomson School.
MIR. Russell, administrative assistant
tn charge of the personnel ONCE of the
Bureau of Animal Industry, Department
Of Agriculture, was retired November
30 at the age of ~ years.
A native Of New York State, he
studied pharmacy and practiced at
Syracuse before entering the Govern
ment service at Buffalo in 1897. He
was transferred to Washington in 1905.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

News, Of which Graham B. Nichcl n
editor It states:
The board Of trustees Of the associa-
ton has obtained the services OF four
woman 'counselors,' DR.. K. s. Hoffman,
Mrs. ]. H. Hunter, Mrs. Lillian W. Birch
and Mrs. Agnes r. Mcbride. Through
them welcome Is extended and intro
auctions made to the newcomers atSo-
ciates In ONCE. Advice, II desired, Is
given as to living quarters. They are
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

told something Of the city In which
they are TO live.
The officers Of the welfare Aasocia-
ton are: II. d. Robinson, president:
r. r. Toomey, vice president; Cora A.
Geiger, secretary, and l. Y, Bain.
treasurer"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11
SPANISH WAR VETERAN
AUXILIARIES INSTALL
Department President and Staff
Conduct Joint Ceremonies in
Northeast Masonic Temple.

The Department of the District of
Columbia Auxiliary, United Spanish War
Veterans, conducted q joint installa-
ton Of the officers of the several aux
iliaries Monday evening in Northeast
Masonic Temple. The department presi-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

Harmonica makers in Germany are
complaining that Americans are losing
interest in the musical instrument"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-01-11

Egypt recently gave . flag 81 that
country to the Ethical Church IN
London.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14
ILLNESS ENDS

An illness lasting over per iod of many months ended when Harry Buzby, whose residence in Fairbanks dated back almost to the days of it's founding, passed away in the hospital re- gently. MT. Buzby's death had been expected for some time, as he had suffered number of para lytic strokes during the last two years, says the News Miner.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14
ASSAYS ....
 ARE MADE QUICKLY

Fire assaying, as it's name inn plies, acquaints the student with fire methods of testing ores and minerals for gold, silver copper, and lead. There is a growing de- mand for methods which will quickly reveal gold and silver pre- sent even though the ore is "re- fractory' and does not show any, thing by banning, reports the Denver Mining Record. M wv
 In the laboratory the work can be presented in concise, in telligible, and non- technical man. ner for the benefit of the prospec- tor who has not technical training. Thus the student may acquire in the shortest possible time sufficient dexterity and also knowledge of manipulation tO en- able him to follow the practical routine assaying
 Many of the more mature of the mining men will remember having sent samples to this or that assay office, will remember 0f receiving the returns, and will aI- so remember doubtinE that the samples had been properly hand led, fluxed and melted Many prospectors have never Seen the assay office procedure. and many who have seen 1t haye no idea of the accuracy which can bR at- tained The operations . involved, from the time a sample is re- eeiYed until the tiny heaa Ot gold and silver is refined and the sil- var parted from tha s1ld and weighed, are All explained and -chemis5ry of each stea is ana#ar- ed. me stimulus Which comes from the execution of tha 0paration adds a new interest ta the rea s9ning Which goes With it.
 0lten the pfOspactlr and the student set a nev insight into tha whole field of nlitihg En9w- ledge. Many never understand v4lcanic laVas and nlA5Iaas HHit-l they make slags and molten met- al ia the assay lab9ratorE. They never really know what hot met- al or hot lava is HntiI they get their hands 0n some ll5t metal in the laboratory TlNs the HaW ideas are awakened .aTla carried back >to the mines and mill5 Iat- ar
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14

Alex Roberts, member of the Alaska Road Commission force employed on the local coyote holes, is back on the job again after a number of days layoff following confinement in the Seward General Hospital
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14
PRsgE AIENlssTAE.L-ETT

Wayne NcDonough entered V plaa of not guilty in the Fairbanks district court to an iadictnent charEing him with assault with intent " kill A e9fnnli7sia4l of physicians, appointed hv Iudga Clagg to ascertain andMrHnoHt DHeE ta th8 court if RfcIonough is HentallY competent. say#tEla Fair- 53nHs NeWs-NIiner.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14

James Donovan and party who are going into tha Gald Creak re gion near Mile AGA, Alaska Railroad, arrived on.the steam- er Northwestern, continuing on today's train for the Interior.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14
I'D LATE TO CLASSIFY
FOR RENT-Furnished house. In- quire, Leon Urbach.
NOTICE.

The Belmont Trading Company will shortly open for business as traders in all kinds of merchan- disc, new and secondhand, at the old log house on Fifth Ave.
 Joe Holman
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14

A 5aU05eTgaT, AIa5Ea EalI- r7ad naa Who has hsa1l 7aaH ia AGinnesota during the past few months visiting his parents, re- turend for thu south .on the SS Northwestern.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14

A regular meeting of the Sew ard City Council will be held Monday eevning at the usual hour, at 8
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14

Phone fer Rorlue4's Danish Ice Cream and we will deliver Candy Cottage.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-02-14

Mrs. F. C NcNTallen. wiae of Mayor AfeNIaIlan. aE,tarad +1e Seward General Hospital yHster- day for a minor obarAti9n.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-19
HIS ERFEC

HIS PERFECT PARTNER
You haven't said a word for over
fifteen minutes" the young swain re-
marked to his girl friend.
Il know" she smiled back. Il
haven't anything to say"
Don't you eve have anything to
say?" he asked.
mo, she replied. and smiled again.
Darling" he said quickly. :" l1low
this is awfully sudden. but will you
be my Wife?"-AnSWerS.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-19
NOW YOU TELL ONE
NAME O. HOWLs
riss Bee A. Gentleman is a nurs

Miss Bee A. Gentleman is a nurse
in the Dade county Fla.) hospital.
Two physicians in North Platte,
Neb., are named Twinem and Trip
lett.
In Los Angeles a teacher OF vocal
music is w. Whybark.
The medical director for the Amer
lean Red Cross is DR.. De Kleinc.
Will E. Hatchett and Miss Martha
Appleman were recently married at
Columbus, Ohio.
S. T. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
is an exporter of spices in Ceyion.
The new assistant fire marshal at
Norwalk. Ohio, is James w. Burns.
Hap Hazard is a we'll known wiz
walker in vaudeville.
DR.. Charles H. Eye is a specialist In
that at Chicago.-The Pathfinder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-19
GRANDPA WAYBACK SAYS

An educated maj is one who can
tell the members of the cabinet and
tell why.
The trouble with some men who
take an important step in life is that
they soon lose their stride.
If that smart fellow Einstein knows
so darned much about arithmetic why
doesn't he show the farmer how he
car come out even?
Adam Just imagined he va having
hard luck. He didn't know anything
about first and second mortgages.
I don't know what women learn at
mothers clubs today. but Judging
from their kids it amt how to train
children.
It takes a raft of money to keep a
family afloat today.
Clothes make the man If you look
q little shabby, there's no danger of
being mistaken for a gangster.
The like Is a harmless instrument
picked by a young man during that
period when he might be doing some
thing even worse If he had no uke.