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The Washington times., 1931-08-14
Canned Fish Products
Worth S1O6,579,O39

The output of canned fishery
products and by-products in the
United States and Alaska in 1880
was valued at $106, ,579 ,039, &C
cording to a report of the United
States Fisheries Service.
OF the total, canned products
comprised $50, ,858,261 and by
products $23,720,778. q decrease
of 18 per cent in the value of
canned products and a decrease
of less than " of 1 per cent in
the value Of by-products when
compared with the previous year.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
CLOTH PRICES LOW

During the morning today the
print cloth section found business
arriving in much larger volume
but the low prices of the day be-
fore were withdrawn and consid-
cradle demand went unsatisfied.
Efforts to cover on from 1000 to
5000 pieces were Intellectual. The
bag trade made inquiry for a
great many construction narrow
sheetings, but failed to back their
interest with contracts. The re-
suit was that sheetings had a
quiet day. while one or two STYLES
were a shade stronger and the
rest Of the list remained un-
changed.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
Treasury Reveals
Tax Adjustments

The Treasury yesterday an.
nounced the following income
and estate tax adjustments:
Ephraim Greek Coal and Coke
Comp my, New York, $28.82S; eS-
tate of Joseph w. Kay, Brooklyn,
$24,276; Endicott-JohnSon Corp,
Endicott, N. Y, $7O,410; estate
of Ira T. Peregrine, Pittsburgh,
$38,894; Elizabeth B. Blossom,
Cleveland, $61, 1874, and estate Of
Ferdinand Kahler, sr., New Al.
bany. Ind, $29, ,106.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
WASHINGTON STOCK EXCHANGE

SALES
Washington Gas SIS, $1,000
1071a.
Federal American National
Bank and Trust, 10@49.
American Security and Trust, 4
@319.
Peoples Drug Store pfd., 100
103, 10@103h, 5@10312.
AFTER CALL
Washington Gas SIS, 5000
1O712, $5OO@1O71a.
Mergenthaler Linotype, 10@77,
1O077.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
MoNSANTO CHEMICAL

Monsanto Chemical Works and
subsidiaries report for quarter
ended June 80, 1881, net profit OF
$416.O76 after charges and fed
eral taxes, equivalent to 81 cents
a. share on 429, 900 no-par shares
OF stock. This compares with
$255,378 or SO cents a share on
429, 900 shares in preceding quar-
ter and $329,227 or 80 cents a
share on 410,307 shares in June
quarter of 1880.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14

Amer Tel & Tel 4las 3d.. I127 l.....
Am Tel & Tel Ctl Tr IS. l1O7XI...
Anacostia l. Potomac r r IS II t.....
Anacostia & Pot. guar. SIS. :. 95 ...
C &c p Tel of Va 5s. .l1O4 X l1O5%
Cap Tratcion r r 5s...... 81 S4A
City & Suburban SIS. s........l 20 .....
Georgetown Gas 1st .i105 l.....
Potomac Elec Cons 5s...... 105 los n
Potomac Elec IS 1853. lilo iii
Wash, Alex C Mt V ctfs. u 2 ...
Washington Gas 4hs....... 1904 I10O&
Washington Gas l1O7 i10S
Wash Gas IS series A...... 103 1O4
Wash Gas 6s series B 1O6 u l1O1 u
Washington Ry & Elec As. :. 92& 93h
Miscellaneous Bonds
Barber & Ross Inc Cks....I rs L..
The Washington times., 1931-08-14

IA II Zonte Prducts Il nT 1E{ 1Iz+ q
Dividend symbOlS-a. extra: dividend in stock; EX&
N stock d, scrip: "ex-dividend: tex-riEhtB4
Dividend dollars in parenthOsss.
FEARS high prices carried previous cIo0A
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
ANTHRACITE SHIPMENTS

Shipments of anthracite for
July. 1881, as reported to the
Anthracite Bureau of Information,
Philadelphia, amounted to $685.
$40 gross tons. a decrease from
June of 462,542 tons. and from
July, 1880, Of 1,257,171 tons.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
RICHMOND BORROWING

RICHMOND, Va, Aug. 1.-THE
finance committee of 5he city
council has authorized the city
comptroller, Landon B. Edwards,
and the chairman of the finance
committee to negotiate loans not
to exceed 100000 to take care
of the city'S needs during the re-
mainder of the year.
The Washington times., 1931-08-14
KatangG Copper Co.
To Keep Up Output

PARIS, Aug. 14.-Union Miniere
Du Haut Katanga is maintaining
it's copper production at 10000 to
1000 metric tons monthly de-
spite the reduction inlsales on the
continent, :. .....
The Washington times., 1931-08-14

New York funds in Montreal. ts.4sN
premium on $1,000,
Montreal funds in New York. es.4S&
discount on $1,000
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
When Feature Is
Shown on Screen

R-K-O-KEITH'S-Evelyn Brent
in travelling Husbands" AT
11:50 a. M, 1:50, $50. 5:45, 7:45
and GAS p. m.
FOX-Edmund Lowe in "The
Spider" At 1910, 2:26, 4:42, 7:4s
and 1904 p. m. Stage shows at
l:22, 1888. 6:44 and 9 p. m.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Ar
liss in Alexander Hamilton" At
II p. M, 1916, 2:34, 4:22, $40
1853 and 9:46 p. m.
PALACE - Nancy Carroll in
Personal Maid" At 11:50 a. M,
200, 4;3O. 7:15 and $40 p. m.
Stage shows at 1:2O, $50, 6:35
and 9 p. m.
RIALTO-R Hobart and
Charles Bickford in East of Bor-
neo." At 11:45 a. m, LAS, 3:45,
5:45, 7:45 and 9:45 p. m.
COLUMBIA-Sylvia Sidney in
Street Scene" At 11:1O a. M,
lis, 800, 5:25, 7:3O and 9:4O
p. m.
EARLE-Winnie Lightner in
Side Show" At 1920 a. M, 1:55,
ABS, 7:45 and 1918 p. m. Stage
shows at 1880, 3:25, 6:35 and
9:05 p. m.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Hampden Coming
In Venerable
Classic

Of high theatrical Importance
is the announcement that Walter
Hampden and Fay Banter, to-
gether with host of supporting
players including Effie Shannon
and Sydney Greenstreet, will be
seen at the National Theater for
an engagement of five nights be-
ginning Tuesday, October 6. with
matinees on Wednesday and Sat-
urday.
The occasion is revival by
George C. Tyler, in association
with Erlanger Productions, Inc,
of Sir James M. Barrie's comedy,
The Admirable Crichton," which
has not been seen with a repre-
sentative group of players since
it was done with William Gillette
in the Crichton role back in
1904 The production is large
and expensive which accounts for
the play being shelved for nearly
three decades.
Now. as an experimental prof.
ect in the campaign to revivify
the road" The Admirable erich
ton" with it's outstanding COM
pany, has been selected to prove
conclusively that, outside of New
York at least, theater audiences
want plays of the highest caliber.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
This and That

It is Ben Bernie who says now
that the girls have fallen for the
Eugene hats it is Queen Mary's
turn to laugh. Francine Larri-
more, in the new play, "A Brief
Moment" is booked for the Be-
lasco the week of october H..
Kate Smith will equal the Keith's
Palace New York record for long
runs on october 9, 10 weeks. She
may even stay longer, her Broad
way triumph being overwhelming.
E. Maxine Doyle will be back at
the Earle Saturday, but without
any New York clippings. . Helen
Haye English actress not to be
confused with our Helen Hayes
will make her American debut at
the Belasco when Gilbert Miller
opens Bourdet's The Sex Fable"
here on October 26. Helen Hayes
is also going to act for Producer
Miller and has announced on the
Coast that when she is through
with Molnar's The Good Fairy"
she will retire professionally. Uh,
huh. Mike Cullen arrived in
Pittsburgh just in time to worry
over a musicians strike in the
Smoky City theaters. The melody
men are also out in the Warner
houses in Philadelphia. The
washington musicians contract is
being discussed. with everybody
hoping and praying there will be
no walkout. The conferences have
been on for more than a month.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Fiji Dorssy Has
Never Been
To Paris

The story of Fiji Dorsay's sue,
ceSsful career as talking picture
star is similar in many respects
to many thrillers of the sort that
were popular before the screen
found it's voice.
Knowing the American weak,
ness for anything French. espe-
cially when it is highly publicized,
Miss Dorsay, who will appear in
person at Warmers Earle Theater
for the week starting Saturday,
September 26, spent most of her
small hoard of savings for excel
lent photographs.
Tucking them under her arm,
she visited one of the swankiest
Fifth Avenue shops.
I'm just from Paris" she
said. Her broken English made
it sound authentic, L should like
a job modelling, please"
She Got the Job
She displayed her photographs,
she got job. After week she
took the manager into her con-
fidence. Il am French, all right.
she told him, but not from
Paris. I was born in Montreal
and have spoken French all my
life until recently. 1 have never
been in Paris"
That's all right" the manager
replied. 1--WE like you for your
self. You are an excellent
model.
With her eyes open for the big
opportunity, Fiji took time off
one day and secured a job as a
chorus girl with a Gallagher g.
Shean show. She convinced the
comedians that a French version
of their famous song, as rendered
by herself, would be feature, so
they let her try it. She was a
sensation.
Then she was cast to play the
French girl in Will Rogers first
talking picture, so This Is
Paris" and scored a big hit in
the film. She was awarded a
long-term Fox contract and sub
sequently appeared in such hits
as Hot for Paris" "On the
Level" Mr.. Lemon of Orange"
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
l ate Stage News
Direct From
Broadway

NEW YORK, Sept. 23,-"Poor
Little Church Mouse" the comedy
from the Hungarian of Laszlo
Fodor which William A. Brady is
producing, will be the seasons
opening attraction at the Play
house, Mr.. Brady announced yes
terday. The date of the premiere.
yet to be selected, will be early
next month. In the cast of the
play, now in rehearsal under the
direction of Melville Burke, will be
Bert Lytell, Ruth Gordon, Harry
Mestayer, Barbara Wilson and
Edwin Brandt.
The new Grace George play.
"A Golden Cinderella" which has
been a possibility for the Play
house, will make preliminary
tour until it is in readiness for
New York. Mr.. Brady will place in
immediate rehearsal If Booth
Had Missed" the Arthur Good
man piece which won last Mays
long play tournament. A number
of the Columbia Players who pre-
sented it then will appear in it's
Broadway presentation.
Lew Leslie, whose production of
Rhapsody in Black" began a
Boston engagement, is planning
to produce two new musical
shows. One of them, arriving in
November, will be a third edition
of "Blackbirds, with Adelaide
Hall and possibly Josephine Baker
in the cast. The other. employ.
ing all white actors, will be an
extravaganza, The Beggar's
Revue" Dorothy Fields, Jimmy
McHugh, Mann Holiner, Alberta
Nichols and Nat N. Dorfman are
named as the authors of both
shows.
The Shuberts' production of
Three Little Girls" began a
road tour at the Alvin Theater,
Pittsburgh, last night. The pres
ent cast of the musical show in.
cludes Stephen Mills, Josephine
Huston, Greta Alpeter, Harry
Puck. Clifford NewdahA Evange-
line Raleigh and Victor Morley.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Whv the Cenerosityo

"Seventy-five dollars week."
was the happy response.
we'll" the boss went on,
"efter due consideration, hevv
decided somethink else. You
are not making $75 a wick eny
longer. You are makink $100 a
wick"
The cashier almost fell from
his chair.
That's wonderful of you,
Mr.. Winterblotz," he enthused.
You certainly are a grand en-
ployer. But would you mind
telling me something? I've been
working for you for five years
at $40 a week. Why do you
suddenly raise me to $l00?
The boss flicked the ash from
his cigar.
"Becuzz, Irvink." he MUIR
INJURED pleasantly, when I fire
you, it amt gonna be from no
$40 job. It's gonna be from a
500 job!" -"
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Stock On the Air

The mornings mail also in
cluded a letter from Ronald
Dawson. director of the North
ern Dramatic Company, which
says in part:
The Northern Dramatic Com.
pany is the only stock company
of the air in Washington today.
and is also the oldest perma-
nent dramatic company of the
air in this town. For the
past year we have been doing
at least one show a week,
sometimes two or three, in both
Washington and Baltimore. In
this city we work over VOL,
and in Baltimore, over WCBM.
We have just gotten into a
"tie up" with the Better Busi,
ness Bureau, by which we will
do one show a month for them
over VOL.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23

CarOle Lombard CndG NeT QOCCOr
is allowing her to make a three
weeks trip to New York. Claire
Du Brey, who has been the
stars faithful companion during
her illness, will be her travelling
companion. ELISA Landi was
supposed to leave for Europe on
Sunday but will have to delay
her departure until Winnie Shee-
han returns and okays her last
picture. .. Kathryn Crawford has
new term contract at Metro
Goldwyn-Mayer Three producers
are after Gilbert Roland since he
got a lob as Jane Cowl's leading
man in Camille" Incidentally,
Miss Cowl is requiring that a spe-
cial Pullman be put on the day
light limited from San Francisco,
so that she can have a drawing
room. This space is part of the
regular equipment of the night
train. but she want to make the
trip by daylight. Eddie Horton
is back here after a six weeks
vacation at Lake George in New
York. You can find him at R-K-O.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Mary Brian Stars
InHomicideSquad'

With Mary Brian and Leo
Carrillo in the leading roles,
Homicide Squad" Universal
Pictures new feature, directed
b. George Melford comes to the
Rialto Theater Saturday.
Homicide Squad" which deals
with the big-city warfare be-
tween police and racketeers. was
written especially for the screen
by Henry LaCosSitt and brings
al entirely new angle to the ma
tlonal state of affairs about which
preachers and politicians alike
are becoming deeply concerned.
In the supporting cast are
Noah Beery. Russell Gleason,
George Brent, Pat O'Malley. Wal
ter c. Percival and j. Carol
Naish. The subsidiary features
include the Universal News, with
Graham McNamee as the travel
ing reporter, a short comedy
feature and the organ recital
of Otto Beck.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Haines in Person

William Haines has left the
West Coast after signing a new
contract with Metro-Goldwyn, for
a round of the Loew movie
.theaters. At last accounts Man
aging-director Colby Hartman
was energetically urging that the
flip Mr.. Haines be booked for a
weeks stay at Loew's Palace.
His latest picture, The New
Adventures of Get Rich Quick
Wallingford" is booked for the
Palace the week of october 9,
and if Mr.. Hartman has his
way Bill Haines will make a per
sonal appearance with the fea-
ture which, incidentally. gives
Jimmy Durante a swell comedy
role.
At one time william Haines
held the box office record for
Loew's Palace. A joint stage
screen appearance is expected to
regain him the title.
To Mrs. Elizabeth J. c.: 1t was
% years ago that Miss Eleanor
Robson (now Mrs. August Bel
mont) played in Isreal Zangwill's
Merely Mary Ann" from which
the Janet Gaynor-Charles Farrell
picture was adapted. The Spider"
was played here at the Belasco
with John Halliday as the ma
gician.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Touching Up Play

Anita Gentle me Prefer
Blondes) Loos and John Emerson,
author of Cherries Are Ripe"
are both here preparing their play
for Broadway where it opens at
the Gaiety Theater on October S.
John Emerson is a former presi-
dent of the Actors Equity Asso-
citation as we'll as a playwright. In
the days of the silent cinema the
Loos- Emerson writing team was
responsible for nearly al of the
Constance lalmadge pictures.
They are also the authors of the
volume, How to Write Scenarios"
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
MovieWoes
Buried in
Pawn Shop
BY HARRISON CARROLL

Copyright, 1881. Premier syndicate)
HOLLYWOOD, Calf, Sept. %.
Connoisseur of hard luck tales
is certain pawn.b broker who op-
crates a shop near one of the
larger studios. Many a time dur
ing this last hard summer. he
has been approached with a pitt.
full keepsake hardly worth the
pledging.
Generally speaking, motion pic
ture people redeem not more than
80 per cent of the articles they
leave with him. Some, of course,
are better risks.
One extra girl, for instance,
has been in four times with an
old-fashioned brooch Of grand
mothers day. When she gets
money she always returns for it.
Another good risk is a character
actress who pawnS a silver tea
pot every winter and a fur-coat
every summer. Cowboys also are
likely to return for their boots
and spurs. They are eager buy
ers too, when a member of their
clan is unfortunate enough to
lose his pledge. On one occasion,
when a particularly desirable
pair of boots was up for sale,
three cowhands rode in 80 miles
to look them over.
An unusual pledge now held
in this shop is a trio of old
fashioned stop-watches. brought
in by an old man who used to
train dogs for picture work.
Dozens of college rings and fra
ternity pins are waiting in trays
until the extras who own them
can make a redemption.
Occasionally, there comes along
a souvenir piquant enough to sell
to tourists. one such was a cigar
cite lighter inscribed with the
name of fairly well-known ac-
tress. Originally, it had been
given to her by a motion + ture
executive. Then, after they GUAR
relied, she had pawned it. A man
from Illinois paid handsome
price for this memento of Holly
wood.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23

Andrew X. Kelley to apply the
polishing process.
For those who are not familiar
with the Craven talents it can
be set down that he wrote Too
Many Cooks" The First Year"
"New Brooms, That's Graft
tude" and a good many more.
In fact John Golden has his
latest play and will produce it in
November. He acts and directs,
as we'll as writing his plays.
Mr.. Craven is regarded on
Broadway as the dramas richest
actor, having more than mil
lion salted away where it is not
affected by depressions. He has
three hobbies, his pipe, golf and
the stage. Also he likes dramatic
critics and especially those who
don't remind him that his later
plays we're not up to The First
Year"
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
o o''h- - MARK HELLINGER
Frank Craven Will Apply Polish
ing to Glenn Hunter Play
AHIn q Day
= MARK HELLlNCER

NEW YORK. Sept. 90
Once more you may credit the energetic Mr. Hotz with
good warm This Hebrew employer who sat in
his office early morning and considered the problems of
the day. In walked of his employees.
NIr WinterbIotz asserted the employe, II have
thing on nv mind and consider it my duty tell you about
it at once
'Dots okay by me- he stated. You can commance the
The Washington times., 1931-09-23

And there's just a possibility
that my readers did, too.
A new book came to my desk
the other morning and gave
me a yer to hold another con-
test. The tome is called THE
Book of Dilemmas," and it will
be published by Simon g. Schus-
ter this week. It offers you
thirty predicaments and asks
you what you would do in
similar situations. There are
answers to each by Franklin
P. Adams, Bruce Barton, Hey
wood Broun and Christopher
Morley.
One of the predicaments in
terested me particularly.
Wandering about on a track
less desert" it reads, "are Clara
Bow, Bishop Manning, AL Ca
pone, Amos n Andy, Aimee
Semple Mcpherson, Gene Tun-
ney, Lindbergh, Freud, Henry
Ford, the Prince of Wales, Byrd,
Andrew Volstead, Mussolini, Earl
Carroll, Rudy Vallee, and Her
bert Hoover.
You are so fortunate as to
possess the power to have four
of them (and only FOUR remain
there in the desert forever.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Cobb Hits for Rice

Irving Cobb will be a feature
in the National BroadcaSting
Company schedule for Wednes-
day, September 30. He will dis
cuSS the humorous side of the
Worlds Series over an N.B.C.-
WEAF network from 1000 to
1O:3O p. M, E. S. T., Mr.. Cobb
will be heard on the Coco Cola
program in place of Grantland
Rice, who will be on his way to
St. Louis to attend the series.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Boy Grows Up

Frances most gifted child actor!
Such was Georges Renevant, of
the cast of East of Borneo," )"
now playing at the Rialto The
ater. He toured the world, grew
up and is now an exceptionally
fine character actor in Universal
Pictures.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Began at Piano

Educated as a pianist, Rose
Hobart. of the Universal picture,
East of Borneo," now at the
Rialto Theater. was forced to
cancel her Paris studies during
the war. She returned to Amer
lea. went on the stage and sub
sequently gained fame in pictures.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
He Gets a Raise

ne cashier IOUkSu LllCICNu-
lousy at his employer, thanked
him exceedingly and left. Out
side he met the man who, I'm.
known to him, had betrayed
him.
What do you think the old
man wanted me for?" he
asked excitedly. He called me
in and raised my salary to SIS"
His false co-worker swallowed
hard and marched into Mr..
Winterblotz's office a second
time.
II can't understand this, Mr..
Winterblotz," he cried. Il tell
you that Irving is stealing
money and you raise his salary.
Don't you believe that I'm tell
ing you the truth?"
The boss lit a cigar.
Sure I believe YOU" he
agreed. BAIT I'm the bast vun
to run mine own bizness. And
now that you're spikkink this
way, sand back Irvink to me
again."
The other man shrugged his
shoulders and did as he was
told. Once more Irving sat
down with his employer.
"Irvink. mine boy" said Mr..
Winterblotz, I've binn thinkink
things over. How much did I
tall you vas to be your new
salary?"
The Washington times., 1931-09-23

Slc1an allowed
her to take a
test. but insists
she must stay in
bed from Is to
18 hours out of
e very "a
M a jor r. W.
Ammel is the
flier who is Civ
ing r o b e r t a
Gale a rush
Marie Dressler
h a S S h o W e d
such rapid i'm
prov ement in
the last week
The Washington times., 1931-09-23

Frederick William
Situation in VILE
Washington Tonight.
ct will mark my ninth sue
cessive season with the same
old topic. / am tickled to death
this year to escape the Amos
m Andy competition, / can tell
you"
Does Vile rate paragraph?
Yes, sir. couple of paragraphs
and a half-column cut.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23

do I rate
a paragraph
| n Y o u r
sprightly col
umn to the
effect that 1
am returning
to the COlum-
bia cOaSt-tO-
coast network
t h r o u e h
WMAL Satur-
day evening,
September rs,
7:15 to 1880
o'clock, with
"The Political
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
They Probably Didn't

If you can believe larry
Brand, studio efficiency expert,
on his death bed, recently re-
quested a budget to be made on
his funeral.
In due time, it was brought to
him by an assistant.
With dimming eyes, the expert
checked the items. Finally, he
signed his name.
There" he gasped, "and don't
dare go a cent over it,"
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
Here S a Contest

In days gone by it was the
custom of this column to hold
an occasional contest. I would
submit a problem to my seven
readers and offer a prize for
the best letter in connection
with that problem. I had a
lot of fun With those contests.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
'Super-Het'
Becomes
King
BY STANLEY BIGELOW

The "Super-het" is king. If
in doubt, visit the Washington
Radio and Electric Show at the
Washington Auditorium. There
you will be convinced the trend
this year is decidedly away
from the smaller sets of a few
tubes to the larger ones with
up to a dozen. Up until very
recently the Radio Corporation.
owners of the patents, alone
manufactured super-hets. long
known as the "Rolls-Royce CT
Radio" Then the corporation
began licensing other companies
to manufacture the super"
and now they are all doing It
if not OVERRIDING it.
And cabinets-man. what cab,
inets-some of them as big as
grand pianos.
The Washington times., 1931-09-23
The emnlnve hesitatet

The employe hesitated.
Il don't know how to begin,
he muttered, "but I guess that
the fastest way is the best. You
know Irving, who works in the
cashiers cage with me? Well,
for almost three months now
he has been stealing on an aver
age of $25 a week"
Mr.. Winterblotz Stiffened.
"Wot'S that?" he cried. You
minn to sit there and tell me
that Irvink has bin stillink
from me? You are positive?"
absolutely" insisted the
other man. "All you have to
do is to look -er his accounts.
I know I'm not mistaken"
The boss banged the desk.
Sand him in to me at
vunce," he ordered. Right
away"
A few minutes later in
walked Irving. Mr.. Winterblotz
motioned to a chair
"Sitt down, Twink" he said.
II want to es you somethink.
How much salary are you
makink here?"
Forty dollars a week." re-
piled the cashier.
Mr.. Winterblotz banged his
desk.
Dots not enough" he stated.
From now on, you're making
$75 a wick"