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sions. One is that the main power is
back Of the bail when they hit or swing;
the other is freedom of use for hands,
wrists and arms, which are not blocked
by bad body action. And in each case
you see that left heel back in place
by the time the down swing has start
ed. These are some of the essentials
that all good golfers must have.
Eighteen Holes Enough.
IT was proved at Inverness that 18
holes of golf are quite enough to
decide a tie in any open championship
After all. the extra 18 holes mean 90
holes Of golf before decision is rem
dered. and If go holes are not enough
to decide a championship. they might
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HIXSON BIRD IN FRONT
Capture Honors in Racing Club
Flight of 500 Miles.

An entry from the W. S. Hixson loft
won 500-mile race flown by the Dis
trict of Columbia Racing Pigeon Club
from Cleveland, Tenn.
The HiXson loft also won the per-
centage diploma for best returns the
same day and the average speed diploma
for the series of five races, with speed
of 1921 yards per minute
A total of ITS birds from Is lofts
competed.
j. Soldano, a new club member, made
a strong showing, winning second and
third positions
Following is the order of finish, show
ing the average speed in yards per
minute made by the first return to each
loft.
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MOUNT RAINIER NINE HOST.
MOUNT RAINIER, Md. July 10
Mount Rainier, unlimited nine. ha.
booked Ciro's Italian Villagers oi
Washington for Sunday at o'clock.
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Two Different Styles

Two Dnerent Styles
DURKE and Won Elm, fighting it out
- at Inverness, were as far apart in
styles as the two poles. Burkes pivot
ing or body turn Is a minor affair. Won
Elm has not only a decided body turn
but also a decided sway, which he con-
trolls perfectly. He comes away from
the ball and then well around on his
full shots, especially his drives.
Won Elm seems to keep his head in
place longer than any one I know
among the leading competitors. After
hitting the ball. his head keeps its
place for at least full second and then
comes up rather slowly. 1t is never
lifted with a hurried motion. This is
especially noticeable on his pitch shots,
where his accuracy is uncanny. In
four of his first six rounds Ven Elm
had 3s on the par final hole, all due
largely to excellent pitching.
Naturally. like all good golfers, Burke
and Won Elm give two distinct impress
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Tales of a Wayside Tee.


~ LILY BURKE of Round Hill, the
- new open champion, the golfer
able to hold brilliant streak
IL for over two weeks of pressure
play, refutes many of the
theories of golf. Which proves again
that the ancient game Is not cut along
any set lines.
For one thing, Burke stoops over
trifle more than such stylists as Bobby
Jones, Mac Smith or Tommy Armour,
who stand much straighter to the ball.
In the second place, he keeps more
weight upon the left side, due largely
to an abbreviated pivot. He is more Of
q right hand player, which really means
he is more of two-handed player.
Bobby Jones. Mac Smith and Tommy
Armour will all tell you the LEFT arm
dominates the greater part of their
swings-the back swing and the first
section of the down swing. Burke uses
his right hand freely, but he doesn't
let it overpower his left. Yet he was
straight Gown the middle and one of
the best iron players in the field when
it came to a matter of straight1esS,
which is the foundation and funda-
mental CT iron pay
Burke isn't as much inside as many
of the others on his back swing, but
he is straight along the line when he
hits the ball, which Is the main idea.
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GAMES TOMORROW

Boston at Cincinnati.
Bkiyr. AZ st. Louis.
N; York 81 Chicago.
Phue. ct PITTSBURGH.
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GAMES TO-DAY.
Chicago at Wash. f2l.
Cleveland At N. York.
St. Louis At Boston.
Detroit at PhilA.
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GAMES TODAY.
n. York at Chicago.
Bklyn. Of St. Louis.
Boston ct Cincinnati
shilA- Of PittSevyGAs
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Standings in Major Circuits

American League.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Chicago Washinston. rain.
New York 5; Cleveland. !.
Boston. SIS: St. Louis. AZ.
Philadelphia, Sill; Detroit 80.
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Eighteen Holes Enough.
National League.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Chicago. S: New YORK. 4.
Brooklyn. 10: st. Louis. 3.
Ptttshursh. :; Philadelphia, 2.
Cincinnati, !; Boston, o.
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GAMES TOMORROW.
Chicago at wash.
81. Louis at Boston.
Detroit NJ Phila.
Cleveland Of N. York.
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Woods, son Of Mr. and Mrs. s. B. Woods
Of Charlottesville, Va, took place at 8
o'clock Saturday evening, December IL,
in the home of the brides parents. The
Rev. DR.. Robert M. Greenformer, pastor
OF the First Baptist Church of Peters,
burg, performed the marriage ceremony.
The bride was given in marriage by her
father.
Mrs. w. F. Lane Of Washington was
her sisters matron of honor, and an
other sister, Miss Harvey Seward Of
Petersburg, was maid of honor. The
bridesmaids included Miss Lutte Woods
OF Charlottesville, sister of the BRIDE
groom; Miss Rosa May Seward and Miss
Catherine Norman of Petersburg and
Mrs. James Webb of Hillsboro, N. C.
The flower girls were Ann and Sally
Lane OF Washington, nieces of the bride
MIR. Woods brother, Mr.. William S. D.
Woods OF New York, served as best man.
His groomsmen were Mr. A. P. Woods
and Mr. w. r. Seward of Petersburg,
Mr.. James r. v. Daniel of Richmond
and Mr.. Maitland Bustard of Danville,
Va. A reception was held Immediately
after the marriage ceremony. Mr.. and
Mrs Woods will live at Old Hickory,
Tenn
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Heldfse Brainard, Miss Helen Gleason,
Mrs. w. Bradford Bayliss. Miss Hettie
P. Anderson, Mrs. Harold 4. Doyle,
Miss Louise DoBose, Mrs. Thomas Ed
win Brown, Mr.. and Mrs. William
Adams Slade, Mrs. Fred E. Wright,
Mrs. Irving w. Ketchum, Mrs. Ben
Temple Webster, Mrs. Luke l. Wilson,
Mrs M. P. Jennings Jones. Miss Eliza
beth Dean, Miss Carrie Wilson, Mrs.
Robert Lansing, Mrs. Huston Thomp-
son, Miss Ida B. Johnston, Miss Estelle
Foster, Mr.. Novel H. Field and Mrs.
Delos A. Blodgett.
Also Miss Marian Anna Judd, Miss
Helen Coburn Smith, Mrs. John T.
Schaaff, Mrs. James Craig Peacock, Mrs.
w. c. Mendenhall, Miss Elizabeth East
, man, Miss Mary Lawrence, Mrs. Luther
Reichelderfer, Mrs. D. A. Skinner, Mrs.
Charles Wood and Mrs. Wilson Comp
ton.
The guests will participate in the pro-
gram Of the evening, which includes
vocal and instrumental music of the
Philippines, Czechoslovakia, China and
! Hungary, and the singing of Christ
mas carols. directed by Miss Mary M
burnett, with Miss Edith Dawson at
the piano.
| The marriage of Miss Dorothy Ven.
/ ming Seward, daughter of MIR. and Mrs
Harvey Seward of Ivy Gates, Peters
burg. Va, to Mr.. Theodore Kennedy
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SOCIETY
Continued From Third Page J

Draper home, at Connecticut avenue
and K street. An atmosphere is prom
ised by the presence of La Mae and
Alice Louise, Latin American tango ex-
perts, as hosts, while the Albert Ka-
mons Radio Orchestra and the Al
ger1ans will present the newest dance
tunes
Tango exhibitions by group of the
seasons debutantes will be one of the
most fascinating features of the eve
ming. The new European tango will
ngure in these demonstrations.
Among those who will entertain are
MIR. Martin Porkay. Senor Don Jose A.
Sera, attache of the Cuban embassy;
Laird Dunlop, jr.; Baron Paul Wran-
gell, Mrs. A. Earl Neely, Mr.. Phelps
Ferris, Mr.. z. D. Elkin, Miss Exilona
Hamilton, Miss Mary S. Birdsall, Miss
Jeannette Richards, Miss Margaret
P1lsen, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Hines.
Mr. and Mrs. John F. Maury, Mr.. and
Mrs. Julian Lully. DR.. H NJ Dorman,
Tar. s. M. Dell. jr, of Baltimore; Mr..
George Galoraith, Mr.. John Richter
and Mr.. Charles c. Mason.
Mrs, Ernest R. Ackerman, widow of
Representative Ackerman of New Jer-
sey, accompanied by her sister. Mrs.
Frank l.. Hatch, has returned to Wash
lngton from Plainfield, N. j., where
they have been spending a few weeks.
and they have, joined Colonel Hatch
at Wardman Park Hotel. where he
and Mrs. Hatch, maintain an apart
ment.
Mr. Scott w. Bone. of the Federal
Trade Commission, arrived in Wash
ngton from the field service in time to
attend the Gridiron Club banquet on
saturday evening. Mr.. Bone is the
son of MIR. Scott c. Bone, former
governor of Alaska, and a well-known
member of the club when he was on
the Post and Herald here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry ]. sewoster of
cleveland, Ohio, are in Washington
and during their stay here Mr.. and
Mrs. Sewoster will live at the Potomac
Park apartments
Mrs George B. TRIBE and her son,
George, Jr., will sail from New York
Saturday on the S. S. Statesdam for
tnree-week cruise of the West Indies.
Tney will return to Washington Jan
uary 8.
Richard McGregor, ornithologist, au-
thor OF Birds of the Philippines"
SSS., VI 1aAo alIo, CalAl., Is tne guest
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Elkanah Huff, Tilden
Gardens.
Mr.. and Mrs. Beveridge Miller enter
tanned at luncheon yesterday when her
guests included Mrs. William Scantle-
bury, Mrs. Norinne Anthony, Mrs. Mary
Stone, Mrs. Morrison Barr, Mrs. Marian
Linden, Mrs. John c. Brinkman, Mrs,
Charles Fillius, Mrs. Gladys Hollister,
Mrs. Frank Green, Mrs. Ethel Frazier
and Mrs. George M Fisher.
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cts. These may be secured from him
at his residence, isis Thirteenth street.
A feature Of the party will be the
Christmas tree. Guests will bring with
them an inexpensive gift, wrapped, to
be placed on the tree. These will be
distributed during the evening.
All Connecticut people residing in
the city and their friends are cor
dially invited to attend and enjoy a
home State" Christmas party.
Mrs. Ellis Logan, 1851 Crescent place.
Will entertain the member of Mary Bart
lett Chapter, Daughters Of the American
Revolution, and husbands Friday eve
ming. The speakers will be: Commis-
sioner OF the Shipping Board Mr.. JEFF
ferson Myers, subject, Early Reminis-
cences Of Oregon; Assistant Secretary
Of the Treasury Mr.. Seymour Lowman,
New York Past and Present.; Chief
Assistant Librarian OF Congress Mr..
Frederick w. Ashley, Pioneering in
Ohio: the State regent. Miss Helen
Continued on Eleventh Page.)
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Mrs. Hughes Guest at
Y. w. c. A. Christmas Dinner.

The list of hosts and hostesses for the
annual international students ChrisS-
mas dinner to be given by the Young
Women's Christian Association, in Bar
ker Hall, Wednesday, December 16, at
Z o'clock, includes: Mrs. Charles Evans
Hughes, Mrs. Arthur w. Hummell, Miss
Grace johnson, Mrs. George S. jamie
Son, Mrs. Ward B. White, Mrs. Eliza
peth Bugbee, Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Cox
nsao' MRS. William r. Willoughby,
Mrs. Y. C. Mel, Mrs. Edwin G. DeXtar'
Miss Blanche Wall, Miss Louise David
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry w. Frantz,
Miss Margaret Jones, Mrs. John Vor-
Keeper, Mrs. Thomas w. Marshall, Mrs.
Ernest Church, Mrs. Edwin B. Parker,
Miss Jean Dean Cole, Mrs. D. w. Var
nell, Mrs. William Hurd Hill, Miss
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MIR. and Mrs. Zimmerman
Celebrate Golden Wedding,

Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Zimmerman will
celebrate their flftieth wedding anniver-
sary this evening at an informal party
given in the home of their son and
daughter in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Johnson
Il. zimmerman, in the Embassy Apart
ment: Among the guests will be Mr.
and MS John w. Tucker son-in law
and daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. zim-
norman.
Mrs. Mary Stone will entertain at
dinner tonight in honor of Mrs. L. C.
Fisher. Her other guests at the Shore
ham will be Mrs. Nellie Murphy, Mrs.
Alice Connor, Mrs. Evelyn Kicker, Mrs.
Catherine Moore, Miss LYDIA Ballard,
Miss Rose Hubacher and Miss Edna
Walter.
Admiral Robert Coontz was the guest
OF honor and speaker at the weekly
forum luncheon which the Womans
National Democratic Club gave yester-
Gag. He discussed National Defense"
Acmiral Coontz was introduced by Mrs.
Samuel Herrick. Others at the table
WITH them were Miss CoontZ, Mrs. John
H. Small and her guests, Miss Charlotte
Grimes and Miss Eliza Grimes, Mrs.
George M. Eckels and Mrs. w. w.
Hubbard.
The club will entertain at luncheon
with a Christmas tree next Monday
The Massachusetts Society meeting
this evening at the Shoreham Hotel
will consist of an entertainment furn-
1shed by the George Washington Uni
Versity Glee Club. Many new members
of the society are to be present with the
newly elected officers. Dancing will
start at o'clock.
Mrs Harold A. Neff entertained at
luncheon Saturday In honor of the
officers of the Esthre Chapter, No. 5.
y. +. S. Hsr guests at the Shoream
were Mrs; Irwin Hollander, Mrs.
Theodore Lewis, Mrs. Edgar Merritt,
MRS. Bertha Hudson, Mrs Wallace
Streater, Mrs. Albert Shafer, Mrs.
Stanley Ridings, Mrs. Raymond Bab-
COCK, Mrs. Noble Waldron, Mrs. Ira
Daniels, Mrs. Charlotte Pine, Mrs. Alice
BradIey, Mrs. May Gibbon, Mrs. Harry
cunningham, Mrs. Arthur Fessenden,
MRS. Maude Wright, Mrs. James West,
MRS. Charles Baldwin Mrs. Bessie Bush.
MISS Mabel Botsch, Mrs. William Reed.
mrs. Etta DAVIS, Mrs Charles Jones, Mrs.
harry Phillips, Mrs. Louise Watson,
Mrs. Frank Mears, Miss Wave Brown
MISS Elizabeth Allison, Mrs. Gertrude
Jones, Miss Agnes Cruickshank, Miss
anna Park, Mrs. Luther Ray Mrs.
Emma Hitchcock, Mrs. Chester Guv
MRS. Florence MattoX, Mrs. Earl Stock
ing, MRS. Vina Opdycke, Mrs. Roy
Miller, Miss Nellie Mae Neff, Mrs. Frank
hines, Mrs Ethel Barber, Mrs. Charles
Botsch, Mrs, Miriam Uppercue, Mrs,
ROBERT Bell Mrs. Charles Carlisle.
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Among the out-of- town guests were
DR.. and Mrs. Edgar Woods, Miss Doug
las Woods, Mrs. G. r. Lane, Mr.. w. F.
Lane, MIR. and Mrs. Donald Kent Nc
Kenzie and Miss Mary B. Kerr of Wash
ington.
washington Street Methodist Episcopal
Church, Petersburg, Va, was the scene
of wedding Of much brilliance at 8
o'clock Saturday evening, December
IL, when Miss Lou Ferrell, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. James William Fer
rell, became the bride of Mr.. Thomas
Hugo Parker of st. Johns, Newfound-
land, but formerly of Petersburg and
also Cape Town, South Africa. The
marriage ceremony was performed by
the Rev. DR.. j. B. Winn, pastor of
the church, assisted by the Rev. J. M.
B. Gill, rector of st. Paul's Episcopal
Church. Petersburg. Principal decora-
tions in the church were white chrys-
anthemums, palms and ferns and ca
thedral candles. The bride was escort
ed and given in marriage by her father.
Mrs. Lloyd T. Smith of Petersburg
was matron Of honor. The brides other
attendants were Miss Mary Rennie of
Petersburg and Mrs. James Causey, jr., of
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Suffolk, Va. Mr.. Parker and his best
man Mr. James William Ferrell, jr., Of
New York, brother Of the bride, and the
bridegroomsmen were Mr.. John Davis
of Richmond, Mr.. Louis Bowles of We'll
don, N. c.; Mr. Harry Lowe of Balti-
more, Mr.. Lloyd T. Smith, Mr.. Wilson
Maciin, MIR. John Maclin, Mr.. Hamilton
Coleman and Mr.. T. Jefferson Gillis,
all of Petersburg. The ceremony was
followed by a reception In the home
of the brides parents. After February
/ Mr.. and Mrs. Parker will be at home
at st. Johns, Newfoundland.
The Connecticut State Society Christ
mas card party, being held at the
Thomas Circle Club Friday at $50
o'clock, promises to be a very enter
tanning affair. Miss Kathleen Burke.
social secretary of the society, is in
charge of affairs. Prizes are to be
awarded to those having highest scores
and guests are requested to bring their
own cards. Mr.. Edward j. Lang, presi
cent Of the society, is In charge of tick
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Usually $3.50

The long lengths the handsome
side effects . exceptional strings
Of !. 2, 3, and 4 strand simulated
pearls! Superior gifts and why
not get yourself a string at G.
the same time ...... ~sO
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SOME OF THE PESTS THAT
COME WITH THE SUMMER

We ask deliverance from the fol-
lowing pests which come out in all
their glory in the summer time:
The idiot who draws up to the
curb at any hour of the night or
day summoning his "girl friend"
substitutes his motor-horn for the
door bell.
The almost-as-great idiot who,
mementarily halted by traffic re-
gulations to which everybody is
subject, sets off a squawking, un-
eeasing horn, making the air hid
eous. s
The man who thinks, or appears
to think, that a motor-horn is to
intimidate instead of warn.
The mana public menace who
persists in driving thru the streets
and on the highways with only
one headlight on his automobile.
The man who drives along the
highways at q crawling pace, as
tho he were leading funeral,
this causing cutting-in, and inyit-
ing accidents.
The neighbor who opens his
front door, turns the dial of his
radio to the loudest station, and
seems to think that his receiving
set is a broadcasting set.
And we believe most people will
agree with us that this old world
would be a happier place in which
to live, were it not for these sum-
mer pests.
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WATCH OUT FOR SUNDAY

Say the words automobile ac-
cident" to yourself. What do you
think of? Grade crossings or
skidding? Turning to the right or
left? Or do you think Of . car
going straight ahead?
Strangely enough, during 1880
more than 85 per cent Of the fatal
accidents occurred while the cars
involved were going straight a.
head. Only one per cent Of them
were turning to the right, and
slightly more than three per cent
to the left. About one per cent
were backing up, about one per
cent standing still, less than one
per cent slowing down, and only
6.5 per cent skidding.
So it seems as though the gem
orally held opinion about grade
crossings and skidding are not
very valid. Most accidents occur
while driving in a straight line.
While figures are sometimes cd
ious, it is interesting to note than
only 20.7 per cent Of the 1880 fatal
accidents were between two auto
mobiles. Collisions with pedes-
TRANS accounted for 45.9 per cent
more, non-collisions Is per cent,
collisions with fixed objects IL
per cent, and miscellaneous causes
9.4 per cent.
And while we are on figures we
might say that 81 per cent Of the
fatalities in automobile accidents
on Sunday, 16 per cent on
Saturday, IA per cent on Friday
md IS per cent on Monday, while
he other days of the week con-
;ributed IL per cent.
Now figure it out for yourself. |
You need to be as careful, or more
'areful while you are driving
straight ahead as you do while
urning, you need to watch even
When there are no automobiles in
light, and on Friday, Saturday,
sunday and Monday you need to
'e doubly cautious, if you are to
void an accident during 1881,
Judging from the 1880 figures.
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is A SMALL TOWN "A HICK
TOWN?

Nothing is used more freely on
the vaudeville stage for the butt
of jokes than the chick" town.
Newspaper columnists apitalize on
the foibles of the small town,
where ga backfire is never mis-
taken for a pistol shot" and where
Bedtime is orthodox" and where
sthere is no parking problem and
where ga curfew disturbs the resi-
dents rest" and so forth.
But the small town has the
laugh on the big city. Twenty
seven out of thirty-one presidents
were born in chick" towns. Abra-
ham Lincoln came from a chick
town in Illinois. Count over the
immortals in American history.
Most came from the so-called
chick" town.
Let them have their parking
problems, their pistol shots, and
the hustle and hustle in the big
cities. What do the small towns
care?
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Gu. IL. db>ss
unelassiieds -
@

OFFICE CAT
Kennewick, Wife-You don't love
me any more.
Husband Why, dear, I certainly
do.
Wife-You couldn't love a woman
with such old clothes as / have.
After Vacation Comes Recuperation
Nothing tones down a trouble
maker so quickly as to run into
someone he isn't sure he can lick.
WHY THE FARMER NEEDS
THE RAIN
The farmer needs the rain, you
know;
1t helps him quite lot;
It saves his fruit and grain and
crops,
And other things he's got.
The rain saves farms from dam
ages;
It does, and that's q fact;
It keeps the picnickers away,
And leaves the place intact.
A VACATION THOUGHT:
The Bee, tho it finds every
rose has thorn, comes back
loaded with honey from his
rambles; and why should not
other tourists do the same?
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knows what It is to live on Ere
jailes, like you all do. I am sorry
our Mayor of Los Angeles is not
here to welcome you Governor, but
he is making friends with France.
Nothing worth while has passed
into his lips since he got there
and nothing worth while has pass
ed out of his lips.
But you would like our Governor,
he is a regular Guy, but ne is
from Frisco. Frisco is the place
that keeps this end Of the State
in the Union. It's to California
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After years of talk and much
unofficial work, both on the part
of the city officials and private
individuals, the modern street
lighting system is finally under
way. The ordinance authorizing
the Improvement was given its
first reading at the council Tues
day night. This new work will add
greatly to the appearance of the
town and will be an improvement
well worth its comparatively small
cost. Mayor Anon and the council
and especially Councilman Behr-
man deserve lot of commenda-
ton for their efforts in this direc-
ton.
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what the Cherokee Nations is to
Oklahoma, its the Aristorcracy OF
the commonwealth. It's the Tulsa
of the works. So 1 take great
pleasure, and pain, (for I had a
broken leg at the time.) I take
great pleasure and pain, in intro
ducing the only man in this entire
twenty-five thousand who is for
tunate enough to have Ticket
back to Oklahoma.
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don't talk too much about your
troubles most people won't think
you have any-and that's worth
a good deal :. What we can't un-
derstand is how the ant ever earn
ed its reputation for industrious
ness considering the number of
picnics it attends. There's some
thing funny about arithmetic pro-
blems-you can't understand them
when you're studying them at
school, but when you're grown up
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The idea of combining the
celebration for the opening of the
bridge with the Fourth of July
festivities seems to be working out
very nicely. With the two towns
cooperating it aught to be the big
gest and best show of the kind
ever held in this section. The plans
which are being laid are serving
another good purpose. The splend-
i'd spirit of cooperation being evil
denced between the business men
of the two towns spells success
for the future activities of the two
communities.
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A End-hearted gentleman saw a
little Kennewick boy trying to
reach the doorbell. He rang the
bell for him, then said:
Gentleman-What now, my little
man?
Little BOY-Run like the mis-
chief. That's what Pm going to
do.
One commodity in the world not
yet debated is trouble If you
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you can't understand how . ~,
can be so dumb. . Two !, Cllt
most needed at this time = s9ls :
year are a clear day for tbs = ! sA'
day school picnic and A eooa S S'a
handed pitcher for the ~ leit-
team. Dase0sl
COnductOr-She seemed IN.
a good sensible girl.
Brakeman-Yeh, she Vorn.
mt pay any attention =
either. e
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the wrong road
at Woodland, and
landed in Boil
via. He knew
what it is to be
Iout of touch
with Civiliza-
zion, even before
he got into the
Oklahoma State
Capitol. He has
been in a Span
fish Country, ne