Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-23
The
Once Ooer

The GarbIe Sisters-They Discuss
the Debt Suspension.
We'll, what do you make out Of
this debt suspension stuff
II think it's a good idea. but !
was afraid ID wouldn't 40 through
az first. It's a good thing the United
States had a man like Won Elm
over there to handle things"
Germany certainly was grateful
to Uncle Sam for putting the idea
across. Did you read that wonder
ful telegram President Schemline
sent to President Hoover?"
Yes, 1t was splendid. I was afraid
at first that the French wouldn't
agree to the plan. weren't your"
Il certainly was. Those French
Cabinet meetings were pretty rough
especially that one in which BRAND
fired some blank shots at Peter
Arno."
1T wasn't BRAND who fired these
shots az Arno?"
Who was IT."
"A fellow named Billy Burke. II
was some sort or a row over the
beer running business. There wasn's
any shooting In the French Cabinet
meetings."
II guess I was thinking or the
German Cabinet meeting. I remem-
Der reading about a hot fight be-
tween the supporters Of Won linden
burg and Young Stribling."
ATt-4- Hnhf rHmmnnufrR wwtfN wtwn
Germany a chance to get on her
feet"
Wasn't II strange that the Pope
should oppose the debt suspension
SO much with all those encyclicals. :
Yes, every time Mellon and
Gatty would nearly reach an agree
ment the Pope would issue an en-
cyclicRl. T don't see why the Pope
should butt In on debt suspensions
"All I remember about the issue
vas that IL had something 10 do
with something called stratosphere.'
II thought stratoSpr--e WIS q kind
or afr discovered By 4 D. t-o bal
Ioonists. wiley Post and Sir Hubert
wilkins. in that flight from Okla
homa over the Swiss Alps a submer-
sible that could cut through the Ice
in case they got lost under the Pole. =
There's so much happening these
days It's awfully hard to keep every
thing straight. I missed some OF the
big news events because all 7 did
was read about that golf tourna-
ment out In Toledo
who won it?"
IA fellow named Stimson. He
played Pierre Laval IA holes before
he could win. That golfer who won
the Bristish open a few weeks ago
wasn't even in the finals. You know
the one 7 mean7"
Julius Curtius?"
"N0"
Walter Edge?'
mo"
Ramsay Macdonald
That's the onel'
Mighty Rudy Has Struck Out.
Ten million hearts are heavy As
the headlines bring the news:
Ten million eyes are fearful as
they're plunged in deepest blues:
Ten million girls are saddened as
the big black type they scan
For there Il no JOY in living
Rudy's L1w a married man.
DO you suppose the minister who
married Rudy Vallee and Miss Webb
inadvertently pronounced them man
and weaf?
Set En- Up In the Other Alley.
Up today and down tomorrow.
Wall street Is a street OF sorrow.
Two weeks after the match. Billy
Burke xill keeps looking around
nervously wherever he goes. He
thinks Won Elm may still be with
him.
The Home Life Of an Oil King.
After breakfast and after every
other meal. without leaving the
table. All play numerical. a form OF
double solitaire. which Mr.. Rock
efcller recommends TO promote d.
gestion. From a story Of John -
Rockefeller's birthday. What T. done
about the guests whose digestion
IS satisfactory and who wouldn't like
numerical even If Il weren't?
IL never knew a golfer who had a
bad character john ID. ROckefel-
Ter. Has ne never heard OF the one
who missed n 4-inch putt and then
stranRled his opponents. set fire 70
the golf club and pushed the club
professional into the well?