The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-04-15
Good evening.
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 FISHIN'  (Thc 1891 season opened this morning)
Good evening.
"A SMILES THD THING.

Wet ones down below. Gosh, they're out a-troutin'. Come on. boys. let's go. Swishing of steel rod. Clicking of reel. Sun and clouds above you, Boy. just get the feel-- Breathing in the ozone. Wow. there goes the line. Another speekled beauty. Count 'em. that makes nine. Cracking in the cane brake. Some chaps fishin' through. Seeking speekled beauties. Just as folks will do, Sun and sky and sunshine, Swirling all about, Boys. get out the. tackle. Seasons ,.ere for trout.
 o-O--o If a gal shapes up well in street SAOthCc cllS ., SOI o SICdI CudHC6 III a bathing beauty contest. o-O-o
 When wives start cleaning house, husbands start cleaning out.
 Many man decides 1t would be wise to lose weight when he gains in public distinction.
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 The person who coughs up money, realizes that colds are costly in more ways than one.
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 Hans Omid says there is noth- ing in the world as sharp as a woman's tongue. What razor, one woulud make. o-O-o The baseball season is on once more. Now they can kill the um- pire instead of killing time.
 You'll find plenty of stout hearts in mighty thin bodies.
 0-O-o The woman who makes her own clothes, makes her husband enyious of other women. Moral: Wear lem classy.
 suppose dyed in the wool baseball fan is one who cottons to the game.
 A jewelry store in a nearby city advertises: Marry the girl and get the ring from us.'
 OH DEAR ME. Tread softly here, Be kind of speech, Henpccked Hubby rests From his grim wife's reach.
 0-O-o Experience makes perfect. sup pose that is why a carpenter has no trouble in quickly mailing a lie. A lot of us wonder just how deep Is the depression.
 o-O-o They say golf is making America nature minded. What we need right now is a game to get us out of the hole in one, instead of into it.
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 suppose wedding cake should be eaten meath the honey moon. Looking too long at fair chicken is likely to produce goose pimples.
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 The girl who talks a lot gen. erally says damn little. o-O-o The husband who kisses the cook probably wants a different type of dessert.
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 The sap starts running in the spring and by June it's usually married.
 A specialist is man who charges for what you think he knows. o-O-o Words of wisdom the wise men forgot: The voters of to-day are the poor deluded citizens of tomorrow.
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 DING, DING. VoO-dOo docs are active.
 q know just how you fccl,) But there is no denying,
 They've got HEX appeal.
 o-O-o Broadway Is just as marrow as any other street if you're not broad yourself.
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 The woman who is always ad- miring herself doesn't have time to see the good in others.
 O-O-0 The gal who has mouth like Cupid's bow Is bound to shoot an ar- row into some male heart.
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 People who talk about their - fs Hl rNV.Nk a I1 IT didn't have a coat when this particular program obtained.
 0-O-0 The latest dinner music, "Oh Little Gray Spots on the Vest" O-C--o
 OH YOU GO ON. Mary loved . saigor,
 And boy how lAs could court, But soon he'll ptsll up anchor, Land fin another port. M o-O--o There's nothing like the call of the We'll. says the popular Emile.
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 A gal gets roses before sine is married, afterwards the near est thing to a rose is bottle of cheap cologne.
 GOO This concludes our regular mid week program. broadcast by pBD, pioneer station of this type. owned and operated by the Evening Democrat. We are sign- Ing off at this time, to be back on the air again to-morrow evening at the usual hour.
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