The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-03-20
Good evening.
 o-O---o LADY IN WAITING
"A sMrLE's THE THING.

| When men hang on for twenty years, l The jig is up with you. The time to make a chap sign up. 1 Just force him to come through. Is after he has been your friend. About a year or two. The years have brought snow to your hair. Your cheeks are lined with woe, No longer beauty is your charm | / As in the long ago, He may hang on for twenty more, Your autumn buds to steal. But after that. ta-ta for you. Gone is the sex appeal. o--O--o Congressmen are gunning for votes. Using AIR rifles I pre- Words of wisdom the wise men forgot: If every home had nursery instead of guest room, the coun- try would be lot better off. o-O--o This concludes our regular Friday evening program. It was broad cast by DBD and came to you thruogh the courtesy of the Water- bury Evening Democrat. pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time, to be t,. tr .t. L.. t.. at the usual hour.
 o--O--o Even geography is subject to change. For years they've been teaching that the earth is round. But since the depression started it's been flat.
 Jealousy among walters Is re- ported. Four in New York battied to see who would wait on the head waiter. But never knew head walters hand ed out tips, did you?
 o-O-o The traffic court in New York is quite aware of the fact that spring is turning the corner. Ed die Sunshine, Harry Showers. John ny Raine and Max April paid fines yesterday. Abe Music and George Organ were taxed for illegal parking
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 Spare the lipstick and spoil the chances of getting married.
 o-O--o Dizzy Dorothy, Watcrbury's in- tellectual idiot. thinks the wheat belt is something the farmers use to hold their jeans up.
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 A lot of men have trouble living up to their income--tax.
 o-O--o If some people were paid what they're worth, they wouldn't be worth being paid.
 Flappcrs around Waterbury are calling rumble seats. "step Ins."
 o--O-o The woman who smokes to keep her figure can't be blamed for puff ing about 1t.
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 Then there was the dizzy thing who went in q florist shop, look ing for mazda bulbs.
 o--O-o Now when the boys and gals go out on a whoopec party they sing. "Gin-gle Bells. tJ
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 OHMIGOSH. Thc man who Inarrics . cloak model Will De q disa ppointcd chap, If bc doesn't get hep to her racket, And decide not tO give . wrap.
 o-O--o A nine day wonder always dreads the tenth day.
 o-O-O The man who represents himself to be what he isn't, fools nobody but himself.
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 What has become of the old fashioned Waterbury mother who would cure her kids sore throat by wrapping his stocking around 1t when he went to bed?
 o-O-O A New York lunch room head says that corn beef and cabbage will some day become America's na- tional dish. It's quite apparent that in order to be popular in America, must be corned.
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 Male movie stars seem to wear their hair long and their morals short.
 o-O-o If you think congress Is hard hearted. perish the thought. It plans to reduce the tariff on Eu- ropean goldfish. Wouldn't that bowl
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 OHMIGOSH. The fishing season opened, Tho banks were lined with men, The fish just took c cautious look
 And then They all broke out a-Iaughlng, The hooks all baitcd sank, For once, there were Less in the
 brook Than all along the bank.
 O-O-O Many mother thinks her son will some day be chauffeur to the pres ident. only to realize in after years that he's only Q taxi driver.
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 Prints are all the rage In spring fashions, % evidently they'll leave their imprint.
 O--O--o The first soune pictures were the tee-hees of spoonfng couples as they looked at family albums.
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