The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-01-16

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 Their shouts fly through the air, A toast to prohibition
 Is given everywhere; They're slipping chocolate cocktails.
 Vanilla. too. they're cheap; The drys are having a birthday.
 Weep, bootlegger, weep.
 The drys are having birthday,
 Just hear them rant and cheer. Prohibitions newest milestone
 Is theirs and oh how dear.
 The cake they'll soon be cutting -
 Wouldn't it make you creep
 If somebody favored it with booze
 Weep. bootlegger. weep. o-O-o
 The man who lives in the Finger lakes district of New York. certain ly feels as If he's got to HAND 1t to nature.
 The unemployed ham actors
 to-day can't even afford ham. o-O-o
 Health may be wealth but it seems that but very few are bidding for it. Connecticut's governors may show politicians the way to the Cross O-O-O
 ,,,I aI, rubber check may find himself do- ing long stretch. o-O--o Another way of looking at it: Graft is the science of politics in government. Then there was the man who looked the other way while the flap per was fixing her garter He was a blind man. The person who obeys the the dictates of conscience IS
 never going to be conscience stricken. o-O-o Many a man is forced to go on fast because he has been living too fast. O-O-o Household magazines sug-
 gest more color in the kitchen
 so you might move the gold fish
 out from their accustomed place
 in the living room. o-O-o The real test of table etiquette is to eat noodle soup without making the same noise as a man in the bath tub on Sunday morning. o-O-O TEE. HEB.
 She kissed and petted FidO, Her husband cracked a smile, eff that is leading a dogs life,
 Let me bc the dog for while" :" o-O-O If they do away with the dirt roads in Connecticut what will the dirt farmers have to fight about? O-O-o Many man wears Paris garters to give his wardrobe an international aspect. o-O-o After all, beauty is only beauty shop deep. o-O-o Sometimes, yes quite often, you're "roped'' in when buying a cigar. o-O-o If we could put tone control on a U. s. congressman or senator. the legislative halls would sound a lot more musical. The man who sows seeds of distrust will reap the harvest of bitter hate. o-O-o
 The angel of debt can raise the devil with a whole lot of us. O-O-O The gal who likes to sit in a box at the theater, is the same one who crosses her legs mighty high when riding in street car o-O-o We're not interested as much in the Allied debt as we are our own. What America really needs: Wives who use the flat iron more than the curling iron. O-O-o The spells system really start ed in the cooking kitchen of a | bride. o-O-o The progressive citizen is one who has flat roof built on the garage l SO IL iidy Dc uSeu as u IdHulIlE lleIu | for an airplane later on. | o-O-o The farmer who has an axe to grind is probably going to kill lot of chickens for the | week end trade. O-O-O | The seamy side of life is almost as unbearable' as the seamy side of win ter flannels. o-O-o l The man who is always car | rying chip on his shoulder | may get his block knocked off some day. V o-O-O | The man or woman with a cold
 in the head wants to realize 1t always tackles the lowest point of
 resistance.
 ty heavy among fat people. | o-O-O ] This completes our regular Fri
 day evening program. It came to you over DBD and was broadcast by
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 work. We are signing off at this
 time, to be back on the air again
 to-morrow at noon with a special
 Saturday program.
 Good night.