The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-01-20
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
 PHOTOGRAPHERS

In a talk about the remedial of photog-
 "thosulphate of soda" recently said I wondered
 if other folks shared my aversion for profess
 that other folks didn't very much. l really be- lieve there is some ground for my feeling that
 the portraiteurs ought to get new line of humor to take the place of the shopworn line they use when they're about to shoot you.
 I've received stern rebuke from the publicity manager of the Photographers International As | sociation of America, who thinks I ought to cor
 rect the impression conveyed by my remarks. This makes it q lot worse than I thought. AL | though but told the truth when said Some how just hate the beggars. when they're otherwise perfectly admirable fellows" I rously entertaining the thought of facing one of them again and bidding him do his worst--for | the anticipated spring trade. People who have once my map will not understand this, but it is q fact that there is more less a demand | for a new cut of my physiognomy every spring | more visit to the grapher-which. to my | mind, is much more painful than the thought of going to be possible to keep our customers satis fled now.
 The Photographers Association of America through it's publicity department, intones Publi city Manager John Mgan. who must be hard
 on the capital letters of his typewriter, wishes to take exception to the statements in the article | mentioned.
 I am really disheartened by Publicity Manager Milligans letter. It looks as though the picture takers in dead earnest about 1t. doesn't it :? That's dreadful to contemplate It was bad enough when one innocently fancied they meant to be facetious.
 For several years have had most uncom-
 fortabe, inferior, dirty feeling whenever I have visited my dentist yet 1 do visit him regularly | and often, for l do want to keep my teeth, and that's the only way can keep 'em long. The money l save from year to year oothbrusheS and dentrifrices nearly pays my dents. bill. Peo- pie who believe in brushing their teeth have to pay not only for the brushes and paste but also an annual dentist bill.
 But it is not the condition of my teeth that
 worries me now. What should like to know is how can ever face a professional photographer | again, knowing that he is not joking? QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Management of the Cri. No doubt this is an imposition your good
 nature, but arc comparatively readers and should like to have your advice about the l management of cri. If you can give your suIg- have recently printed. will be in your debt Already your wholesome teachings have won YOU five followers in this household Besides, our next door ncighbOr. Dr. -. something of q bear newspaper science Is one of your most ardent admirers. CIR. w. F.)
 Answer-Remember, cri is not definite dtiOn but any of the common respiratory nfec- tions-you call it "cri" until you find out what 1t coryZa which outlines safe and sane manage ment. Ask for the directions for the home treatment of coryza, and inclose stamped envel- ope bearing your request. As for your medical neighbours opinion of my teachings, l challenge any reputable doctor to show cause why he should not approve of them. Indeed have not infrequentlv modified changed my teachings when some good doctor. dentist or layman has shown cause why he could not endorse my work. Good Health Suggestion While you are disposing of cuspidors in bowl
 ing alleys and hotel lobbics and pariOr cars. why
 not take a healthy slap at round door knobs or
 washrOOm doors? (i. S.)
 Answer-A good suggestion. brother. Why have any latch. catch knob such doors? They should be equipped to open without touch
 of hand