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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
FORMER ATLANTA PASTOR
TO PREACH TOMORROW
Rev. Edwin M. Poteat to Be Guest
Minister at Calvary Bap-
list Church.

Rev. Edwin M. Poteat. former pastor
of the Second Baptist Church OF At
lanta, Ca, will be the guest preacher at
Calvary Baptist Church tomorrow
morning and evening.
The pastor and Mrs. Abernethy left
the city Tuesday morning for their
Summer vacation.
q, N. Dagger will conduct the mid
week prayer service Thursday evening at
3 o'clock in Kendall Hall.
Sunday school meets at $3.50 am, ex-
cept the Chinese, which meets at $50
pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
500 Strike Over $4.20.

Five hundred men at the Pantyfynon
Colliery, near Swansea, Wales, recently
went on strike owing to the alleged re-
fusal of the management to make up q
minimum wage demanded in two cases
The total sum involved was the equiva-
lent Of only 1920.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
1. B. MAGlLL TO SPEAK
Central Union Mission Chapel Pro-
gram Tomorrow Night.

L. B. Magill Of Kendall Baptist
Church, VIII be the speaker tomorrow
night In the Central Union Mission
Chapel at 613 c street.
Each night next week one Of the
churches represented In the mission will
be responsible for the evening service
held at 8 o'clock in the following order:
Monday night, the Christian Endeavor
OF Grace Reformed Church; Tuesday
night, the Rhode Island Avenue Meth
odist Protestant Church; Wednesday
night, the Christian Endeavor of the
Vermont Avenue Christian Church;
Thursday night, the Potomac Bible
Glass; Friday night, the Pitzer Bible
Glass of Central Presbyterian Church,
and Saturday night, the Vaughn Glass
of Calvary Baptist Church.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
Pastor Chooses Subjects.

DR.. w. A. Shelton, pastor at Mount
Vernon Place Church, will use for his
subject tomorrow morning Greater
Than These" and for the evening serv-
ice Follow the Stars"
The prayer meeting Thursday evening
will be conducted by the assistant pas
tor, Rev. H. r. Deal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
Fellowship Group to Meet.

The opening meeting Of the prayer
fellowship group held by the students
of the Columbia Bible Training School,
1924 H street, will be held tomorrow at
4 pm. Miss Hazel M. Anderson Of
Oakland, Calf, president of the student
assembly, will lead. All those interested
are invited to Join In this fellowship.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
Mrthuhtat EptHrnpal
(COLORED)

GALBRAITH Al a. II :; z 4 2 G = N%,
Rev. VIM. ID. Battle. ID. D., Pastor.
$50 a.m.-Church School and Bible
Classes
II a.m.-Sermon and Morning Worship.
p.m.-Sermon and Evening Worship.
These Services will Help You
DR. Battle and his wife will leave the
city Wednesday morning to attend the
Bishops Council at Atlanta, Ga, and the
Missionary Convention at Birmingham. Ala.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
DR.. BURGAN TO PREACH

"other Little Ships" Will Be
Topic Tomorrow Morning.
DR.. H. w. Burgan, pastor of Hamline
Methodist Episcopal Church, Sixteenth
and Allison streets, will preach at the
morning service, his sermon subject
being "Other Little Ships" There will
be no evening service during the month
Of August.
During this month Rev. DR.. Harvey
w. Ewing will supply the pulpit while
DR.. Burgan is on vacation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01

Services at Grace Lutheran Church
In the absence of the pastor, Rev. Ger
hard e. Lenski, will be conducted to-
morrow AT IL am. by DIR. Leander NJ.
Zimmerman, formerly pastor of Christ
Lutheran Church of Baltimore. Md.
Or. Zimmerman, now a resident Of
Washington. Is making his home at the
Burlington Hotel In addition to his
church work, DR.. Zimmerman has done
conspicuous literary work.
He has been requested by the board
OF Gettysburg Seminary to give the
Holman Foundation lectures next
Spring.
DR.. Lenski will return to the city for
services on August 8.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01
Substituting

FORMER Baltimore Pastor Preaching
~ Here.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-01

PHILIPS MISSIONARY LABoRs
Acts, viii.5-40.
Golden text - They therefore
that were scattered abroad went
about preaching the WORKPLACES,
villa.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
MOVIES TAKE
GREEN ISLAND
Newsreel Men Spend Two
Days In Sanctuary
OF Birds
Especial to The Herald.)


PORT ISABEL. June i2.-Ameri-
cas- millions will Soon see and hear
Green Island. the great bird sane
tuary near Port Isabel.
Fox Newsreel men with sound
cameras spent two days at the port
city. taking pictures Of both Green
Island and the equally famous Bird
Island.
Special permission was first OBJ
tanned from the Audubon society,
and the society furnished s.ecisl
guides for the newsreel camcramen.
DR.. j. A. Hockaday. Port Isabel
sportsman. accompanied the party
TO Green Island.
Many remarkable pictures we're
taken. Ladders we're erected, and
pictures taken from every angle.
Several glimpses Of the rare white
egret were obtained. Nests. eggs,
birds OF many kinds. and views OF
the island we're photographed.
Fox newsreel has a circulation
estimated in the tens OF millions,
and knight Douglas. secretary OF
the Port Isabel Chamber Of CON-
merce. said that the publicity was
invaluable.
Cameraman Orr was In charge OF
the work.
In giving permission 10 Fox &c
take the films, m condition was
that a negative would be donated y
the Audubon society.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12

NEW ORLEANS, June l2-tP-
Although Liverpool came IL mu-h
better than due, the cotton market
here made an unimpressiye re-
Spouse, first trades showing gains
OF only 3 10 4 points. Prices eased
off right, after the start, owing 10
continued good weather IN the belt
and selling by ring traders. July
dropping to SIS. october to $50
and December TO 9.l2, or 8 70 3
points down from the opening and
three to five points under yester-
days close. A rather easier open
ing in stocks increased the bearlSh
feeling.
At the end OF the first hou. the
market was rather unsettled and
at the lows
Early weakness in stocks and
selling by ring traders caused the
market to Ease off curing the sec
ond hour until July dropped 10
a.49. october to S.84 and December
to 9.O7. or 9 to 10 points under yes
terday's close.
Later in the morning however the
market rallied on good trade buy
ing by ring scalpers. the improve
ment being helped by a bulllsn
construction Of the weekly statistics
July advanced 10 S.63. october 10
s.98 and December TO 900, or Is 70
IA points up from the early lows.
At mid-session the market was
steady and three points under the
highs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12

English church. Ten thousand per-
sons we're present at a gathering
preceding the outbreak.
One was killed and two were in
jured at Lauenburg as a result Of
authorities efforts to separate a
mob Of communists fighting among
themselves. Police we're attacked
when they tried TO quell the row
originating IN a manifestation. and
had 10 resort TO firearms TO battle
their way out.
This violence had its counterpart
In verbal warfare against the de-
crees. Communist deputies in the
PrusSian diet agitated strongly fcr
revolutionary action and demanded
the formation Of a dictatorship.
The Oldenburg diet adopted a bill
calling on the government immedia-
tely to revoke the measures. Nat
ional socialists. nationalist and the
peoples party Joined in the move
Officials Of the ministry OF the
interior are understood not 70 take
these outbreaks seriously. regarding
them merely as attempts by COM
munist leaders to incite the masses
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
NEW YORK STOCKS

NEW YORK, June l2-tR-The
stock market was heavy today, but
reduced extreme losses Of ! TO ;
points. The larger declines were IN
railroad issues which met prompt
profit taking from yesterdays sharp
upturn based on the freight rate
petition. Trading was quiet.
New York Central dropped 3 II
points and then regained half OF
the decline. Atchison cut down a
similar loss while Baltimore &
Ohio. Pennsylvania and Southern
Pacific firmed after the early sell
ing had been absorbed.
Indust-ials gave ground moder-
ately, u. s. Steel, Case. Columbian
Carbon, Corn Products. American
Can and Allied Chemical losing ]
to 2 points. international Telephone
advanced on declaration Of the
regular dividend.
Call money renewed az ] IL per
cent
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
Weather Man Checked
8 On Hits and Misses

Il WASHINGTON. June II. Rl-
When the weather man misses"
~ hurts him worse than II does
you. 1t might mea his job and
that's why the forecasts during the
first quarter Of this year were 9i.6
per cent accurate.
Every time 1t nins when sun
khine was promised. or vice versa.
minus mark goes down opposite
leme ~foytcaster's name, When the
Ipropheo* IS accurate. a plus mark
3 madd During 1880 the plus
marks for the entire weather service
'rere In the majority by 89.6 per
INT; in 1929 by 86.2 per cent, am
4 &l926 by 89.1 per cent.
[ he weather bureau here checks
W. daily forecasts made by five
Istricts and $50 local stations
against the actual conditions which
followed and only forecasters whose
accuracy is proved maintained r
kept.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
BEAUTIES ARE
in GALVESTON
Pageant Opens Saturday
: In Island City; Europe
Ia Represented

GALVESTON, Tex. June II. o.
Fourteen young women, Chosen for
xnelr excellence Of health and
beauty, arrived here today TO rarti-
clpate IN the international pageant
q pulchritude beginning tomor-
row.
The contingent included seven
european girls and seven from East
sern United States. More than J
score OF others were expected to ar
rive tomorrow.
European girls arriving on the
algonquin were: Inga Norberg,
Mss Sweden; Daisy Freiberg, Mss
jernany; Gerd Johansen, Miss
Now IS, Lucienne Annals. Miss
France; Karn Schentz. Miss Den
mark. Ines MonlaSsa. Miss Austria;
Meta Duchateau. Mass Belgium.
American girls were: Elinor Klein.
Miss Cranton: Mary Dvorsak. Miss
Wyoming Valley: Ruth Loughman.
Miss Wilkes-Barre; Mary Brown.
Mss Pottsville: Peggy Helen Coie-
man, Miss New York City; Ann RUse
Jablonski. Miss Long Island; and
Louise OrNeill, Miss Hudson Val
ley.
Two pageant judges. Haskell Cof-
I'm and Jules Cannert, New YORK
artists. also arrived on the came
boat.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
TAX RETURNS
MAY Be SEEN
Ruling On Income Tax
Returns Modified
BY Treasury

WASHINGTON. June ~. UF-rn-
specticn OF federal income tax re-
turns BY state officials Il permitted
under q modified treasury regula-
ton.
The new rule also permits heirs
at-law TO inspect the return on the
individual under whose Will they
r beneficiaries. The heir Is re-
CURED 70 show ne was q material In
tercSt In infirmation contained in
the return. Right 10 refuse tO any
individual the privilege on inspect
ing the return IN vested I'm we
commissioner of internal revenue.
While the regulations 20 into e.
feet Immediately. the treasury said
yesterday the action did not loosen
In any way the stringent rules or
secrecy surrounding all returns. It
liz N felony 10 divulge any infOrma-
ton contained IN n federal tax re-
turn. this provision being applicable
to treasury officials. employees and
those permitted 70 inspect them.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
GERMAN RIOTS
ARE CONTINUED
Communists and Police
Clash In Berlin
Thursday

BERLIN. June IL. tPl-Wldespread
communist riots against emergency
tax DEGREES caused the police to take
special precautions today on orders
o. the ministry of the interior.
Commune again clashed with
authorities at a mass meeting in
Berlin last night attended by IL. 900
persons. Police searched them for
weapons and arrested scores.
As the crowd moved away from
the Sportspalast after the meeting.
police were foced to fire blank
cartridges and TO use their clubs
10 maintain order. Several news
paper offices were placed under
guard.
Five persons were wounded in
Hamburg. when police broke up q
radical demonstration near the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
Oldest Diplomat Is
Again Legation Head

N WASHINGTON, June IL. CRf-
Washington's oldest diplomat Is
again in charge of the Chinese le-
CATION.
Yung Kwai. now past 20. has
been charge d'affaires Of the le-
cation almost a score OF times
since ne joined the staff in 1899.
He is representing China as a re-
1hlt Of the resignation Of DR.. G. 9.
WI, who differed with the Nank-
ing government.
The charge came to the United
states in 1873. graduated from
Yale in 1884. and was first made
charge d'affaires in 1910. He mar
|ried an American woman and his
.children have been educated IN
america.
A man Of wealth. Yung Kwai's
friends described him as a rep
resentative of the old China who
has gone unconcernedly through
The political changes unaffected"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
l~peration Said Cure
Mercurial Poisoning

pHILADELPHIA. June i2-(Pl-
Recovery Of an operation somewhat
ssembling appendicitis that lures
.,rnn hitherto fatal cases OF bichlo-
Al az mercury poisoning was de-
',ribsd 10 the American Medical
tsociation today.
The operation is called cecostomy.
ia enables physicians to wash the
\ Uson out OF one Of the vital parts
the body. II was reported By
|Amuel Berger, M. D. and his as.
,ciates. RI. S. Applebaum. M. ..
|,d Al. M. Young. NJ. d. OF the de-
|Arfment OF madicine and pathoSgy
Mt. Sinai hospital. Cleveland.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
Hoakum Visitor
Dies In San Benito
CIV Staff Correspondentl

NY Otdli OOIIcSpOnCcQLt
\ SAN BENITO. June i2.-Mrs. Jes-
lie II. Newman. 80. of Yoakum, Tex
IS. died at the home Of her uncle
and aunt. Mr.. and Mrs. j. d. Bel
brow Of this city. at IL p. m, Thurs
dey..
Mrs. Newman had been In III
health for the past three years,
,oming to San Benito about two
months ago for a visit with rela-
ayes.
Surviving the deceased are her
husband and a daughter. 5 years Of
IIge.
The body will be sent to Yoa-
kum Friday night by Mittanck's
Funeral Home. and interment will
,e made there Sunday afternoon.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
5andino Is Again
Preparing Offensive

MEXICO CITY. June y. P-
n. Pedro Rose Zepeda. representa-
i've of the Nicaraguan Insurgent
&der. Augusta Sand. ;. said today
III ksdino occupied the city Of Geo.
for txo hours ten days ago,
hiring with an ample supply CT
n1~nitions and food.
He said SANDING had personal
hsrce OF the troops which killed
3ree members Of a GuardS Mac
NAL Patrol near Jicaro Tuesday
nd IN the rebel leader had or
cred a 8noentration Of troops for
Ia offensive to be launched next
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
MARKETS

ular opening. July sold off from
863 TO $50 and December from
924 TO 9.l3, with the active months
showing net losses OF about 4 to
s points by the end Of the first
hour.
Liverpool cables said there had
been covering with some Bombay
and Continental buying In that
market influenced by the firmness
Of Alexandria. Egyptian futures in
Alexandria were % to 40 higher.
Prices worked gradually lower
later IN the morning under further
realizing or liquidation. while there
appeared 10 be comparatively little
demand after the initial buying
orders had been executed. July de-
clined 70 8.47 and December to 9.07
with the market ruling about 10 TO
II points net lower at midday.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
NEW YORK COTTON

NEW YORK. June l2-P-Cot-
ton opened steady today 8 70 8
points higher on a continuation OF
yesterdays buying which was pro-
NOTED by relatively steady Liver
pool cables.
There seemed comparatively little
cotton for sale at the start, but the
initial demand was soon supplied
as offerings increased right after
the opening with selling becoming
rather more active when the stock
market eased, after a rather irreg-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
Withholds
Comment on Killings

hMExICO CITY, June u. LP)-
1fficial comment on the Mexican
insults report regarding the slay-
OF Emilio Cortes Rubio and
Manuel Garcia Gomez. Mexican stu
Tents. at Ardmore, Okla. will be
Withheld until after the report has
Zen submitted TO President Ortiz
.4ubio. probably tomorrow.
The train bearing the bodies cross
h the frontier at Laredo yester-
,fay. en- route TO Morelia. where the
,ouths' parents reside. Plans we're
|Ring made for IN impressive fun
|rnl.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
CHICAGO GRAIN

CHICAGO. June 12-lP-Influ-
enced BY reports OF clearing YEA
Their in Canada suggesting renewal
OF drought anxiety. grains tended
upward early today. There also
were advices OF an apparently in
evitable big reduction OF wheat
acreage an all around advance.
Corn started unchanged 10 Is cent
higher and continued 20 point up
ward.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12

7O0-8-50: cows 435-5.75: vealers.
tmilkfedl ~5.OO-6.0O. stoCker and
feeder steers 5.50-750.
Sheep 5000. weekend trade linn
ted 10 trucked IN natives az steady
prices: practical top native lambs
7.50; lambs 90 lbs down 6.75-8.50,
ewes $50 lbs down l35-200.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
CHICAGO SPUDS

CHICAGO, June l2-tP-CU. 8.
ID. A)-Potatoes: new stock strong
on Trilmphs. steady OH Cobblers:
sacked per cwt. Alabama. Louisiana
Bliss Triumphs 1.90-2.l5: No. ?
ll5-l25. Coblers No. / ISL 90:
No. ? l.l5-l.20: Texas Trfumphs
10000; occasional fanny u \:
North Carolina Bbl. Irish cobblers
2s5-3.00; ordinary 260-2T5: old
stock firm; Idaho sacked Russets
l.S5-2.00.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
INFANT DIES

MERCEDES. June 1.-THE in
FAINT daughter born Sunday 70 Mr..
and Mrs. p. Avila. sol Ohio Avenue.
Mercedes. died early Friday morn
ing. and will be buried FRIDAY after
noon.
Mrs. Avila Is a sister Of Ramon
Becerril. Herald employe.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
n. &.

KANSAS CITY. June l2-,P-
~. s. ID. AJ-Hogs 1900: 25-40
higher; top 6.65 on l60-23O lbs:
packing sows 275-50n lbs 490-5.50:
stock pigs 70-l30 lbs 625-6.75.
Cattle 500: calves 200: UNCHANGED:
1883 lbs steers 500: steers 600-1500
lbs 6-50-8.75: heifers 550-850 lbs
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12

The French Air Ministry has
decided 70 replace gasoline motors
on all military airplaneS with OIL
burning engines.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
STOP THAT ITCHING

Apply Blue Star Ointment 10 relieve
Skin Irritations. Itching skin or the
Itch az Eczemic conditions. letter.
Ringwnrms. Itching Toes. Poison Oak
and A. an antiseptic Dressing FOR Old
Sores. ere.
Ask your Druggist for
BLUE STAR
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12
COL. GILMORE
\ x \ y
BEING
X X \ y Z
BIRD ANGIE K

Just how he suddenly secured a
reputation as a bird fancier, trader
and trainer is something that Is
puzzling Col. T. (. Gilmore, mana
ger Of the Brownsville airport.
Col. Gilmore recently received a
letter from @. Rowland Hutchin-
son. honorary secretary OF the
Agricultural Society" OF New zea-
land.
Mr.. Hutchinson writes that he
unde-.ands Col. Gilmore is great
ly interested in bids. and wants
to purchase some birds from this
section.
Il am certainly not interested In
birds" Col. Gilmore says, and ex-
presses the opinion that a Mr.. II.
A. H~orsbrough, mentioned In the
letter. who had a habit OF refer
ring things TO me in the army In
France. and who apparently still
has this weakness gave his name
TO Mr.. Hutchinson.
The letter was turned over TO
the Chamber OF Commerce here.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-06-12

World production OF copper IN
1880 was about IA per cent less
than that Of 1929. the total out
put amounting 10 l,806.642 short
tons, as compared with 2,l04,il0
short tons in 1929.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-08-21
ITEMS OF ALASKA
 INTEREST AT THE
 NATIONAL CAPITAL

Eastern paper mills are urging President Hoover to take action to halt pending negotiations for the sale of National Forest timber in Alaska for conversion into pulp and news print. It is alleged that this additional production of pulp in Alaska would thrust" unWar- ranted production upon an over expanded industry struggling with diminished demand and vanish ing profits. The matter has been referred to the Interior and Agri- cultural Departments. where it is stated that action by the govern ment to prevent development of the industry in Alaska is not prob able at the present time, as the forests are ripe for cutting and considerable cost is involved in de- terioration. It is stated that con- ditional permits for the purchase of two important west coast groups of 10000, 100000 board feet of pulp wood in the Tongass Ma tional Forest are involved in the negotiations. It is expected that
Seward daily gateway., 1931-08-21

most approved red tape methods.
 Fairbanks, the capital of the Interior, is named for the discov- erer of the buttermilkcocktail.
 Alaska posse the highest mountain on the North American continent, Mt. Mckinley, now famed in history as the receptacle of the lost copper cylinders of pr. Frederick A. Cook.
 Concerning Alaska, our friend, G. Pinchot, says, Conserve it." L. R. Glavis says, Investigate it." $. Guggenheim says, Syndicate it." Rex Beach says, Copyright it." and R. A. Ballinger says For get!""
Seward daily gateway., 1931-08-21

large water power projects near Juneau and Ketchikan would fur nish sufficient energy to produce between 200 and 500 tons of news print each day. There is suffi- cient timber to keep the plants running 50 years. The promoters of the Alaska development have been rendered a license by the Federal Power Commission for power projects. Neither has ac- cepted. An improvement in the news print market conditions it is expected, will govern their ac- ceptance.
 j: < *:
 In July 1909, the National Edi- torial Association held it's annual meeting in Seattle and one of the strong drawing cards that induced a decision to go to the Pacific coast was a promised excursion to Alaska. One hundred berths were reserved on the steamer Northwestern, but over 150 editors and their wives from all over the United States finally made reser- vations, but only 136 could be accommodated And that number sailed from Seattle on July 24, returning on August 12, being the largest tourist party that had made the trip up to that date. And they certainly had an en- joyable trip that took in South eastern Alaska, Cordova and out to Mile 50 on the railroad then build ing, Valdez, Seward, and a side trip to Kodiak Island and Cooks Inlet. The writer was the chair man of the committee on arrange ments and was reminded of the big event by pencil pusher in Washington the other day who submitted copy of a rather face tlous article that one of the ex- cursioniStS published after his re- turn. It may prove interesting reading now, and is resubmitted as follows:
 Alaska is a Syndicated, refrig- erated territory of the United States, bounded on the North by the Polar scandal, on the East by the Northwest Mounted Police and on the South and West by the Japanese seal poachers.
 The Territory is inhabited by federal judges, EsQuimaux, pelagic sealers, faro dealers, mining en- glneers, AthabaSca Indians, and the United States Signal Corps.
 The government is administered by the Secretary of the Interior, the Revenue Cutter Service, and the Campfire Club of New York.
 Alaska produces gold, coal, fur, fish, icebergs, totem poles rein deer, and Congressional investi- gatiOnS.
 The climate compares icily with that of BlitZen and Etah.
 Mining is carried on by the