The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-13
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 VALENTINES

Q SnAANy AANH) This valentine. I send to thee. Thou cut the price On electricity.
 Gro Barney Burnes)
 If Austin cars
 Increase. old dear. We won't need traffic
 Cops. l fear.
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 The man who lives for him. self alone. is going to be alone some day. s4. eotta Farmers out west are said to be heating their homes by burning wheat. So there's 8 grain of com. fort in that. ,
 
 An optimist is a fellow who can smile while putting on tire chains.
 o-O--o You'll get to Easy street through Wall street if you know how to pick 'em.
 When banks attract your in- terest they generally give you some return. O-O-o I suppose a night. watchman al- ways sleeps on Da-Bed.
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 suppose a letter is as pret- ty as a picture when the reply is cleverly framed. '
 o-O-o As the twig is bent, 50 the tree inclines. Teach. the kid to sit, ot a piano stool and he may grow into a famed musician.
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 The man who drinks too much, generally thinks too It, tie.
 O-O-O Easter lilies will soon be here but Lonely Lily" has apparently dis appeared.
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 OHMlGOSH
 Here rest the bodies,
 Of Ted and Sue, Sec what pneumonia and
 A rumble scat can do.
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 The wise arc those who have cut their wisdom teeth, the otherwise are those who have not. " Papa Waterbury says a well- starched shirt can always be de. pended upon to put up a stiff front
 DING, DING. The trolley bus lacks glamOr, No more kid joy is found, You see the bu scs lack . pole That you can turn around. When a man takes up golf the caddy takes down the score.
 o-O-o When a man makes an art of his work the first thing you know he's wearing Q smock.
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 Every man has a hobby but the chap who owns the merry go-round has a hobby horse.
 O-O-O Now some hard hearted financier in New York comes out and says a depression is great educator. suppose he probably figures that men are in well bread line.
 O-O-o An apple Is certainly the golden fruit. One day will keep the doctor away. bring good marks in school and keep the pie makers busy.
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 TEE, HEB. Life Is q two-cdgcd sword, Said little Tommy Hunt, But Tom will never worry, Just as long as 1t Is blunt.
 o-O-o Many a man emits horse laugh after sowing his wild oats.
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 suppose a mule Is stubborn because 1t lacks horse sense.
 o-O--o A woman named a dog atfer her husband who has just divorced her, So guess she couldn't have thought much of the dog either.
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 The man who cries for a dish of rolled oats is perhaps try ing to get back the strength he lost when sowing his wild ones.
 O--O--o The barber is one chap that you pay in order to have him rub 1t in." o-O-o Rainwater and those small auto- mobiles should run in gutters.
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 AUTO ODE.
 Little drops 0f water,
 February ruins, Make the highways slippery,
 Mako us put on chains.
 O-O--o This completes our regular Fri- Day evening program. broadcast by DBD. Waterbury's pioneer station. owned and operated by the Even ing Democrat. We are signing off at this time to % back on the air again ct noon tomorrow with . special Saturday program. Good night.