The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-15

"" - < old. %z When our legs commence to tremble., ;: And our jshuffling gait is. slow. And, we fancy we resemble Y What we. looked like years ago, When imagination wanders .a...: Back to ehildhood's happiest day. While our best friend deeply ponders Y How we ever got that way We're growing old. boy. devilish old. s -R. A. B. Truth is stranger than fiction. That's why 8 wife has, such a hard time believing the stories told by her husband. ..,
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 Mint jelly seems to have talk en the place of mint juleps., <.
 o---O--o @ The way. some gals are shaped. they're as pretty as a pitcher. ? i1'ts Y. o--O--o ss:1 'F$ Men who smoke pipes make the best husbands. This is the. claim of leading social, workers the country over. So pipe this one, you gals in@ the marriage { mart. @s The man who looks good ineknick- ers,s generally looks the same way in bathing suit. s oHs 1aRel pn2R ME <. Mother met with an accident And one that's hard to beat, She lost her set of uppers,
 Riding a rumble seat. sp o-O-o . I suppose in the old days play bird was called a bird because he wore a swallow tail coat. <s f@ ' so-O-o
 The patient wants to remember that the nurse gets paid for holding his hand, so the thrill is costing him money from the , start.
 Many a wife who raises the devil can turn out wonderful angel cake.
 
 The trouble with slap stick comedies is due to the fact that they don't slap hard enough. The dentists in town are facing a battle, so it looks as If 1t won't be an eye for an eye. but tooth for a tooth.
 ,a Golfers might adopt the, well known slogan, Strike while the from is hot" Iron clubs you : know are getting to be all the rage in golf. sl,,@s ~, Walter F. 4Chrysler, famous motor car manufacturer, Is an expert on oriental rugs as well as automobiles. One costs about as much as the other. s.. .~ <
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 OHMIGOSH
 Some want fruit at all times,
 Nor without reason,
 But raxz-berries, folks,
 Are always in season.
 Ag o-O-o Motoring is becoming less expen- sive. We have free air, free wheel ing, free advice. and free scenery.
 
 The evil that men do lives af- ter them-in tabloids. %a
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 AGENT-"How long have you been head of the house ?"
 HENPECKED HUSBAND = Since g o'clock this morning. when my.wife went away for the day"
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 A mans idea of a break is to get his wife an $85 washing {. machine while he spends $500 to join an exclusive golf club. In. the old days. when you en- tered a livery stable, you didn't have to sound your horn in order to have them open the door.
 r- O-O--o rf y The more horse sense an autoist uses, the better autoist he becomes.
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 Nowadays when. a boy, gives a girl a diamond she tells him to < be sure and hand her the re- ceipt when the last payment is made. Practical gals to-day. An under handed. man is always trying to put something over.
 
 DING-A-LING
 Here's a thought,
 When things seem blue,
 Hold fast to life, And you'll come through. A@o-O-O . Some sea shore cottages are like bathing suits. They meet requtre- ments but that's about all. o-O-0
 Many miss turns out tosbe a mystery.
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