White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1931-10-22
Horticultural Exchange

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Clinton Mc-Ray, Ma, Thomasine,
some of the kids going to the river, so
guess I'll Barge down there and
Wade with them.
Mrs. Mc-Nothing doing, son, Moth
er'S not SO Meek's she looks You had
better Gwinto the chicken house and
find out why the Hensley so few eggs.
They seem depressed and Moody, and
Iva bright idea that perhaps they have
not been fed for Long time. If you
do not take better care Of those chick
ems, will take Burch to you. You
are plenty old enough to help Erna
living.
Clinton Memo, mother, I am not to
blame. The hens lay all right, but
feel must tell you that I have seen
Remlinger- ing around that chicken
house pretty often lately. Which just
reminds me- You know that dog OF
ours? Well, would recommend that
the Kirby shot for she will not bark
at marauder. All she does is stand
there Wagner TAIL and as for the eggs,
I think Harriet 'em.
They do say:
That Joe, who already has hunting
license, is trying to beg, borrow or
otherwise acquire a trappers' license.
as there has been the cutest little
Martin seen at the sorting table every
| day lately, and Joe wants to catch it
for a pet. While no announcement
has been made, we are wondering if
another license (not dog license)
might be contemplated
That Alex has been the recipient of
some fetching little keepsakes from the
packers.
That Mrs. AIcMurry has been care
fully boarding all the not-so-fresh eggs
from last Springs incubator run, and
Mrs. Burch has been saving all her
over-ripe tomatoes. This was causing
considerable anxiety and not a little
uneasiness among the remainder of
the crew until it was learned that two
of the sorters were practicing vau-
deville stunt, and Mesdames Nc and
Burch had appointed themselves as a
reception committee. Mrs. Haskell, the
champ shot-putter is to officiate, and
guarantees to hit the mark at least
twentysix times out of twenty-four.
That the widow is demoralizing the
whole crew.
That Beep-Beep Earl has found an
other use for the Gull paddle, and that
at least one small sorter will never
again criticize the heating system.
That the packing boss claims to have
the most complete collection of worms
in the country. He says he has fifty
seven varieties, including tapeworms,
i ice worms, tomato worms, hook worms,
angle worms and thousand legged
worms, all of which he swears he found
in the bins. Chorus from the sorting
table-"Oh Yeah?'D
That there is at least one person
in the warehouse who will never, never
tell Erna any more stories, ner dreams,
ner nuthin'
That Joe started to learn biography,
but the poor boy just had to give it
up, as he simply couldn't remember
the dashes All he could think of was
Dot-Dot-Dot- and so on
That every time Iva starts singing
Joe thinks it is lullaby time and takes
a nap.
And that Pete's favorite CONNECTION
is an Olive.
That life isn't so monotonous since
Francis was appointed head gong
ringer and Beep-Beep has been pro-
NOTED to Whistle-punk
That of all sad words of tongue or
pen, the saddest are these: "That box
is too low. Better make it 252 in
stead of a 234'
That three fat packers can't pack
at the same bin at the same time.
Mrs. Leander and Mrs. Haskell are
now on the packing crew. This gives
us full team, three of them south
paws. There has been some contro-
versy over team name, some favor
ing Cards and others, Athletics. The
packing boss has another name for
them, more truthful, perhaps, and not
SO complimentary.
Have we been busy? We have. Mr..
King and Forrest Strycker have every
reason to be proud of the crop of APP
pies they are putting through the
warehouse this year from the de Veuve
and Bleakley ranches.