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Seward daily gateway., 1931-12-11
WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILE: WITHOUT CALoMEl. And You'll Jump Out of Bed III
 the Morning Karin to Go

If you feel sour and sunk and the world looks punk, don't swallow lot of salts, mineral water, oil, laxative candy or chewing gum and expect them to make you suddenly sweet and buoyant and full of sunshine.
 For they can't do it. They only move the bowels and mere movement doesn't get at the cause. The reason for your down-and-out feeling is your liver. It should pour out two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels daily.
 If this bile is not flowing freely, your food doesn't digest. 1t just decays in the bowels. Gas bloats up your stomach. YCu have thick, bad taste and your breath is foul, akin often breaks out in blemishes. Your head aches and you feel down and out Your whole systern is poisoned.
 It takes those good, old CAMPERS LITTLE LIVER PILLS to get these two pounds of bile flowing freely and make you feea up and up." They contain wonderful. harmless, gentle vegetable extracts, amazing when it comes to making the bile flow freely.
 But don't ask for liver piIis. Ask for CazteT's Ltae Liver Pilk. Look for the name CaTtes's Litt3s Uves Pill en tho rcd lsbs!. Resent .
Seward daily gateway., 1931-12-11

Marty Skinner, local youth, en- tered the hospital the other day with a case of measles.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-12-11

Tie annual election of officers will be held Monday evening by the Seward Eastern Star lodge.
Seward daily gateway., 1931-12-11

Mel Holben, proprietor of the Electric Bakery and Grill, is con- fined home with illness.
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The Pen as a WeapOn

Lie Gil DIS q
The sword was invented many centuries before the pen
and from its embattled blade has flowed nightier rivers
Of blood than ever ink flowed from the pen silently
working In the clustered retreats Of learning; yet It has
been asserted without contradiction that the pen Is the
mightier Of the two weapons. i.
Vast improvements have been made in both Of these
weapons, speaking in q general way. The sword has
been supplemented by explosive shells. steel-clad dread
naughts and aerial arnadas. The quill has been replaced
by steel pens. fountain pens, writing machines and robot
transmission Of writing by telegraph, to which may
be added the gigantic printing presses which make
Americans the most informed people in the woqld.
In whatever form 1t may appear, the pen still remains
master of the field; and the most common of Its
multiplicity of types is the fountain pen, which Is q
comparatively recent invention.
The first fountain pen appeared about 1885. but did
not become a practical and reliable instrument Of writ
ing until 1902, when the first self-filling pen made its
appearance. One of the fountain pen manufacturers
makes the boast that his pens are now sold in the UNI
ted States and $50 foreign countries, and are carried
in the pockets of 26,oO0yO0o people throughout the world.
The pen, compared with the sword, is truly an am
bassador Of peace. It is also an emblem OF enl;ghten-
ment, education and Cancellation, and as such deserves
to stand first as a pacifier and harmonizer throughout
the world.
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Quotations

Americans make so much money
bluffing each other that they think
they can bluff nature and the author
of nature."-Dean william Ralph
1nge. &
X i X
Beauty always thrills, but that
which thrills is not by any just use
of words, always or indeed often
synonymous with beauty. John Gals
worthy.
Patience is the greatest of all
shock absorbers. The only thing you
can get in a hurry is trouble Lord
Thomas Robert Dewar.
+ i +
Prosperity Is only an instrument
to be used, not a deity to be wor-
shipped."-Calvin Coolidge.
\ y
1.-THE hope of humanity is not that
human nature will change, but that
there will gradually be more and
better control of natural impulses."-
William Lyon Phelps.
\ +
Men always did have a good
time; and now that woman has made
an effort to join him in his fun he Is
having a better time than ever
Rita Wieman.
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No Sterilization in 1881
Northwest Grain NewS)

Announcement by the federal farm board that no at
tempt will be made to stabilize the price of the 1881 cror
through the buying Of cash grain or future contracts
In the open market comes as no surprise to every think
ing person who certainly must agree that such artificial
support of a market cannot be continued Indefinitely.
Sterilization operations were adopted purely as an
emergency measure to meet q situation brought about
by worldwide depression and overproduction. The farm
board repeatedly stated that this stabilization was only
a temporary measure adopted to meet an abnormal situa-
ton but because OF the spectacular nature OF the project
attention was conferred on 1t to such q degree that in the
minds Of many, these Sterilization operations became
the farm boards plan for agricultural relief. In short
what was designed to be q minor part Of the plan came
by force Of unusual circumstance to command the center
of the stage.
In our opinion this artificial support which the board
has given to the market since last November has been
Of utmost benefit in that 1t has put millions OF dollars
in the hands Of the producer and saved him. together
with general business interests from q tremendous addi-
ton to the present financial depression. But in spite
Of these beneficial effects, we have always felt 1t to be
allotted by congress to the federal farm board should
be used In these sterilization operations from which no
permanent relief to agriculture could be expected.
The chief function OF the federal farm board y TO
our mind the financing. supervision and general develop
ment Of cooperative groups owned and controlled oy
producers. We believe that the board has always regard
ed this as their paramount purpose and that remarkable
results have been made along this line but We teel
that these results have been overshadowed to . large
extent by the more spectacular sterilization activities.
Now that these are to be abandoned. the de~yelopment
by the agricultural marketing act should receive . re-
newed impetus and come to hold its rightful position IN
the public mind as the only logical plan OF agricultural
relief.
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The Duties of Government

One hundred and one years ago, writing In the Edin-
burgh Review for January, 1880, Thomas Macauley said;
Our rulers will best promote the improvement Of the
people by strictly combining themselves to their own
legitimate duties-by leaving capital to find its most
lucrative course, commodities their fair price. industry
and intelligence their natural reward. idleness and folly
their natural punishnaent-by maintaining peace, by
defending property, by diminishing the price Of law. and
by observing strict economy in every department Of the
state.
Let the government do this-the people will assuredly
do the rest"
Macauleys injunction Is Is true and apt today o.
when it was written. Modern olficeholders would do
we'll to reflect on the words Of q man who lived q CEN
fury ago and observed government with an insight that
is all too rare today.
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Today Is the
Anniversary Of
BISMARCK'S BIRTH

0~SS.SeN~~S@
On April /, 1875, Karl Otto Eduard
Leopold Won Bismarck chonhausen
German statesman and the creator OF
German unity, was born at Schon-
hansen.
After university training and army
experience. Bismarck began his dip
lomatic career in 1851, when he was
appointed Rrussian member of the
! Germanlc Diet at Frankfort. There
he showed the zeal for the interests
Of Prussia that guided him thereaft-
er.
He was the guiding spirit in the
reorganization Of Germany under
the leadership of Prussia and he logi-
cauy became chancellor in 1867. Dur
ing the Franco Prusstan War. which
he helped bring on by classifying q
telegram, Bismarck was spokesman
for Germany. He dictated terms of
peace to France which included the
oession of Alace and Lorraine to
Germany.
The sole aim OF. Bismarck's policy,
domestic and foreign. was to CONSOLE
date the empire By Stahilizing its in
stitutions and by making it secure,
through alliances and political COM
binations. from attack by other ma
tons.
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Europe and Her Wheat
Washington Starr

It Is an interesting coincidence that at the very moment
the federal agricultural authorities In the United 6tates
are exhausting every effort to curtatl wheat productlon,
Europe should be in conference on ways and means 70
boycott imported wheat. The proposed embargo. Of
course, Is aimed at 1.-The bread baskets OF the world"
Canada, Argentina. India, Australia. South Africa and
this country. The proposal under discussion 1T Roma,
where the conference Is in session. provides for . system
In wheat to grain grown on continental soil.
European farmers, like those In America and other
great wheat-rasing lands throughout the world, are
faced by overproduction and unde~rconsumption. Tney
are growing more than they can sell. They feel the
urge Of drastic ~tampering with the law OF supply and
demand. Under the spur of war needs, Mother Earth
seventeen years ago sprouted prodigiously with wheat. BY
1915 she was growing 4,422, 100000 bushels as compared
to pre-wsr normal after 1918, but In 1875 production be-
gan going steadily upward again. Today there IS q
glut in wheat, to combat which the European agrarian
countries seem determined upon heroic measures.
No country has . more vital interest in keeping Old
World markets open for imported wheat than the Uni
ted States. For ten years our surplus output Of that
cereal has been a paramount economic and political
issue. It stu Is. Only this week it bounded back into
boards decision not to buy any Of the 1891 wheat crop
Ito let the farmers themselves regulate acreage and
production instead Of relying on q generous Uncle Sam
70 coQs to their rescue after the damage IS done.
To-Day there Is gratifying evidence that the farnen
are Beginning to realize the necessity Of self-help. The
departlnent Of agriculture estimates that growers OF
sprine wheat will plant one Of the smallest crops since
the var-147 per cent less than last year. This Is the
kind c1 farm relief that Is destined to get somewhere
bGcause It Is founded on common sense. In decreased
acreage and crop Investigation lies American agricul-
lures soundest hope. Once Systematically invoked, those
principles Of good husbandry viii enable our farmers to
view without alarm q European boycott OF foreign wheat.
Also they will make it unnecessary tor politicians po
danslc before agriculture quack remedies like export
debenture and equalization fee. The farmer VIII have
worked out his own salvation
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ARB


The Chattanooga baseball team has
signed up a girl pitcher. Possibly the
fans will admire her curves.
4 +
The New York Stock Exchange is
to erect q 100000 0 annex. 1t will
be known, undoubtedly, as the house
that jack built.
+ + i
A blizzard which recently swept
across the Rocky Mountain states
emanated from Medicine Hat, Cam
ada. OF course it WOULD be an Ill"
wind.
President Hoover may be technical
~ a citizen Of Switzerland, says an
attorney. He'd be in a terrible fix
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Der. 1882. Each will have a gross
tonnage of $1,000: each will be 705
feet long: and each will cost between
100000 900 and $1l, 0000, 900.
Q. Why can carrier pigeons find
their way home? v. G.
A. In the light of present knowl-
edge the homing instinct Of the pig
con should be considered as a spe-
cialized form of migration developed
and exploited by man through train
ing and ~selective breeding. Other
factors contribute largely to the eff
fectiveness of the instinct and these
are the qualities that respond to sys-
tematic training. The most import
ant is an acute vision coupled with q
wonderful memory.
@. How many leaves are. there on
an apple tree? F. L.
A. The New York State College of
Agriculture says that it is estimated
that a full-grown apple tree has
about $4,000 leaves.
q. For whom or what was the sill
houette named? w. H.
A. The silhouette is named for
Etienne de Silhouette, who was born
ir- 1707 and died in 1859. He was a
French minister Of finance, who was
SO rigidly economical that he often
withheld funds from worthy subjects.
His name came to be applied to any,
thing imperfect or incomplete. Sill
houetteS were first popular in 1850.
They are made now as they were
formerly. by cutting out pictures from
black paper.
q. How much does a baby ele-
plant weigh? P. o.
A. The approximate weight Of an
elephant at birth is 100 to 200 pounds.
q. Who invented chop suey? M. NJ.
A. The truth seems to be that
there Is no such dish as chop suey
known in China, although it is COM
monty served as Chinese throughout
the United States. This has come
about In a curious way. 1t originate
ed at q dinner that Prince Ii Hung
Chang gave in New York when he
made his trip around the world.
Prince Ii carried his own chef with
him. and the menu was, strictly
Chinese. One of the dishes especial
ly delighted the wife of the guest of
honor. and she asked Ii what it was.
Prince II called in his chef. and the
chef replied in Chinese, 1T is a crea-
ton Of my own-a chop suey." The
words "chop suey' mean a mixture
or hash. Prince Ii said in English,
1T Is q chop suey." The American
woman spread the news Of chop suey,
the wonderful dish. The name was
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the danger of becoming strangulated
eventually unless they are corrected.
The cause of hernia Is: First, some
weakness or defect in the abdominal
wall, and, second, an increase Of In
ternal pressure. Child bearing otter
weakens the abdominal walls and
makes q hernia possible. Also any
increase or decrease of fat too sud-
denly may weaken the abdominal wall
unless the abdominal muscles are at
the same time developed. Hard labor,
lifting great weights, or the pressure
of internal ~flatulence may all be con.
sidered as contributing causes.
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KFYR

THURSDAY. APRIL
$50 kilOcycles-S45.l Meters
7aOO-Farm Flashes-Weathcr Re-
7:15-Morning Devotion
T:30-Cheerio
7:45-Old Time Music
S300-Chain Program
S:15-Radio Floor Walker
9:00-Sunshine Hour
3:25-Current Books
9.:30-Hitsa and Bits
1O:00-Opening Markets and Weather
Report
1O-1O-Aunt Sammy
1O:25-Program
Decentralization Time Signals
IL .0O-Markets
IL -05-Grace Duryee Morris, Organist
1-30-National Farm Hour
p. ".
IL :3O-Music
2.OO-Music
23l5-Markets-High. Low n Close
News, Weather - Livestock
Markets
2:3O-FeoeratiOn of WOncn'S Clubs
2:A5-Siesta Program
3:0l'-Dance Program
3:3t)-U. S. Army Band
4:N)-Lady Next Door 81
4::u)-ClassicS
5:yp-stocks and Bonds News
e:oS-Mid-Week Hymn Sing
6:3N-PrOgram
6:453-Easter Time
7:00I-Mrs. Frank Bavendick
7:3Q.-Pregram
7~:4SI-Jesse Crawford
S:00--Hazel Johnson's Musical Mem
S:15--Evening Stars
8:3O--Paul and Peggy
S:45--Hawaiian Guitar Selections
1900 Dance Music
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THE CAUSES OF HERNIA

In speaking Of q hernia or rupture.
we usually refer to the protl sisson OF
q part OF the bowel through s01 open
ing in the abdominal wall, s1though
the terms may also apply to the pro-
trusion Of q part Of any organ into or
| through the wall which contains II.
In the abdomen 1t is possible to find
cases where there are hernias OF such
! organs as stomach, kidney, ovary,
bladder and omenturn. as well as the
| ~intestincS. In fact, the live1 ana
| pancreas, because of their share ana
anatomical positions, are about the
only abdominal organs which ale not
likely to develop q hernia.
The organ usually carries VITA II q
sack Of the peritoneum or mem BRAN
GUS lining of the abdominal cavity.
The intestines are by far the most
common organ present in a hernia,
and the usual place Is the ing'hinal
canal at the lower part Of the igroln
on each side through which the ;sper-
matte cord passes. Hence this Isl the
most common place for q hernia 10
take place in q man. In q wo nan,
on the other hand, the hernia Is apt
to be q little higher up. taking Taace
through the crural canal, thrc ugh
which the large blood vessels pass
from the abdomen into the legs. with
children, the navel is especially likely
to develop a hernia.
These three locations may be TN
sidered to be natural openings through
which a hernia most readily taxes
place, but q hernia may occur IN
other parts due to accidents, sc;srS
from operations, etc. The organs may
also press upwardly into the chest
cavity producing q hernia which does
not show on the abdominal wall and.
is therefore difficult to diagnose.
Where no actual tear in the mem
branes takes place. the cure Of most
abdominal hernias is quite certain II
the proper measures are used.
Hernias are often present at birth
from some weakness or defect OF the.
tissues forming the abdominal wall.
The most common types of hernias.
are known as reducible, i~rreductble,,
obstructed and strangulated. A re-
ducible hernia is one in which the or
gan may be readily pressed back in
side the abdominal cavity. An ire
ducible hernia cannot be pressed back
because it has either become adher-
emit or enlarged so that it can no
longer pass back through the opening
from which it emerged. An obstruct-
ed hernia means that the bowel has
protruded, producing a kink SO that
the bowel contents are INSTRUCTED.
A strangulated hernia is the most
dangerous because the circulation OF
blood to the part which is passed
through the opening has become
stopped by pressure Of the opening.
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ty to the group. = keen sense Of moral obligation to ones
%felowmen, and unbreakable courage.
csmpbelis seven keys to cooperation have already un-
locked many doors leading to business and professional
success. Their application to the agricultural treasure
house has been tried in q small way with good results.
In fact, 1t has been proved that the farmers can become
just as proficient in the use Of these keys rs are the
business and professional classes, after they learn the Inn
portance and careful use Of each key.
There may be some difference Of opinion as to which Of
the seven is the master key, but we venture the opinion
that 1t Is the one labeled Faith"
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@. What is the name of the theme
song Of the Coca Cola Hour? D. w.
A. The National B~roadcasting
company says that the musical sigma
ture for the Coca Cola program has
no name. It was composed by Leon
ard Joy, the programs director, and
is not published.
Q. Has the drought been broken?
j. w. B.
A. The drought has been broken
in the sense that rain has fallen in
various parts of the country. Rain
fall, however, is still deficient and
the amount SO far measured Is con-
siderably below the normal.
Q. Where did George Washington
deliver his Farewell Address? H. F..
A. 1t was delivered in independence
Hall. philadelphia.
q. Who was the inventor Of the
automobile electric starter A. K. G.
A. The credit for the first practi-
cal self-starter for automobiles is
largely due to MI. Charles +. Ketter-
ing. This starter was adopted by
Cadillac during the year Of 1911 and
proved to be the first successful elec-
trio s~elf-starter on the market.
G. When will the courts be held in
London this year? v. w.
A. Official announcement from
London is to the effect that court
will be held on Tuesday, May 10:
Wednesday. May 20; Tuesday, June
8; and Wednesday, June 10.
q. Is 1t sanitary to make coffee
with water from the hot water tap?
B. r.
A. The Bureau Of Chemistry says
that water from the hot water tap
may be used for cooking purposes
without fear OF its being unsanitary.
G. Has the United States Lines
any ships under construction? w. p.
NJ.
A. It has two under construction.
One Is slated to be put into service,
June, 1892, and the other In 6eptem-
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taken up by the Chinese restaurants
In America and today chop suey IS
the chief connection that they serve.

@. How many traffic lanes will
there be on the new Hudson River
Suspension Bridge? d. e. z.
A. The bridge floor will consist Of
1880 feet Of pavement laid in two
strips, each 70 feet nine inches wide.
Later, when traffic warrants, the 30
foot center section Of the bridge will
be paved, giving q total Of eight traf-
fic lanes. Fourteen thousand square
yards Of concrete will 60 into bridge
sidewalks.
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if he had depended on the Swiss navy
to transport him to Porto Rico.
\ \ +
No, Dorothy, a yes-man Is not a
fellow who always says, 20, yeah!"
Copyright, 1881, NEA Service, 1nc.)
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SENATOR'S SON TO WED

Char lotte, N. c., April l.-@-
Announcement of the marriage on
March Is, Of william H. McMaster.
Jr, san Of Senator w. II. McMaSter
OF South Dakota. to Josephine Vereen
Of Cha rlotte. was made by the brides
parents, MI. and Mrs. L. A. Vereen.
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GRAIN DUST AS FUEL

There is a possibility that grain
dust will be used IS fuel during the
next war. David ]. Price. chemist of
the u. s. Department Of Agriculture,
thinks that grain dusts, used In blow
er furnaces, will be used during war
times as q fuel In order to save pc
troleum for fighting units.
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PHYSICIANS WIFE DIES

Minneapolis, April 1.-NJ-Mrs
s. Marx White, So, wife Of DR.. S.
Marx White, Minneapolis, newly
elected president Of the American
College Of Physicians. died at her
home.
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LESS WHEAT

It is estimated that there will be a
total reduction Of 20 per cent in the
wheat production Of the United States
during 1881.
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DOG GIVES FIRE ALARM

Fergus Falls. MIMI, April 1.-R.
"A does insistent barking saved the
A. T. .Rennpage family Of eight per-
sons when the home at Dead Lake
was destroyed by fire.
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Editorial Comment

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