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The daily worker., 1931-11-28

with supporting demonstrations Of the iuner1-
ployed outside the factory, marches of unenl-
ployed workers to factories where wage-cuts are
posted, assuring the employed workers Of their
support and calling on them to strike, pfepara-
ton of actions in support Of the unemployed,
etcO
Demonstrations and hunger marches III most
cases inadequately prepared, have not been fol-
lowed up. In Detroit, for example, when rs 900
workers were cut off the Welfare Budget, only
one demonstration was held, and no other method
was utilized to arouse the masses for further
struggle against the action of the City Council
and for the unemployed demands Mass meet
ings (before factories, employment offices bread
lines in the neighborhoods, and even larger
meetings) should be extensively used at which
resolutions exposing the inadequacy Of bourgeois
relief measures and endorsing our demands
should be adopted, deputatons elected to pre-
sent demands to city bodies, ETC., with further
meetings to receive the report of the deputation
etc. Such mass meetings should especially be
used TO prepare and supplement demonstrations
and to continue the struggle after demonstra-
tions.
The petition campaign for the Partys Unenl-
ployment Insurance Bill should be revived and
widely used as means Of getting wider con-
facts and influence, especially now with the ap-
proach OF local and national elections The
Party should also take immediate steps to make
use of the Initiative and referendum laws of the
various states as further. means OF bringing
the struggle for unemployment insurance be-
fore greater masses of workers.
The Investigations and wide publicity to in
divldual cases of suffering and hunger using
such Investigations to expose the charity system
and the inadequacy OF local relief, emphasized
in the directives of the E. @. G.. L. should be
taken up with great energy
With regard to the spontaneous bread riots
raids, etc. which will inevitably develop during
the coming winter, the Party must have clearly
defined attitude avoiding the "Leftist" mistakes
OF last winter. When these events occur the
Party must Internationally support the right
OF the workers to take food, clothing etc, but
at the same time must put forward that the
tight for bread and clothes makes necessary
broad, well-organized, mass actions on the basis
OF the demands OF the unemployed councils. In
cases where there are LARGE MASSES of
workers determined to fight for bread, the Party
must mhestatingly lead them in the struggle.
BY the development Of the most flexible and
varied methods of struggle growing out of the
experiences OF the unemployed movement. the
Party must prepare and carry through even
larger mass demonstrations These must be more
thoroughly prepared in every sense than in the
past When they tended to be either enlarged
street meetings or demonstrations which lost
much OF their effectiveness due to the ease with
which they we're dispersed.
(TO BE CONTINUED
The daily worker., 1931-11-28
Flood the Line Of the Huager Nafcs
With Literature

FLOOD the line OF the Hunger March with lit
erature. Recently We had statement on
this. We don't want to repeat the statement
again. We only want you comrades to remember:
Mas J win march in the hunger march. More
masses I'LL line the march. Get our literature
to these militant workers and farmers FLOOD
THE LINE OF THE HUNGER MARCH WITH
LITERATURE
The following nteraeurc should be brought to
the foreground
Unemployment Relief and Social INSURANCE .oa
Secret Hoover-Laval War Pac.s, by Earl ,-~
Browder q,
Fight Against Hunger, Statement OF the
Communist Party to the Fish Committee os
Social Insurance, by Grace M Burnnart1 =. 10
American Working Women and the Glass
Struggle ....s................... 05
Youth In Industry, by Grace Hutchins -. 10
Lynch Justice at Work by B. D. Arnis .os
Race Hatred on Trial ... 10
Communist Call to the Toiling Farmers .o3
Revolutionary Struggle Against War VS.. Pa
ciiism, by Alex Bittelnnan . o5
Anti Soviet Lies and the Five Year Plan. by
Max Bedacht t!. q, N
Orders should be sent In Immediately to the
Workers Library Publishers, P. o. Box 148 Sta
ton D, New York City
Agit-Prop Department,
Central Committee.
The daily worker., 1931-11-28
RA'..@-
Statisticians
By JoRGB

We suppose you have heard the old crack
about there being three kinds Of liars; plain liars
darned liars and statisticians
Wen, II you have any doubt about the current
validity OF that remark, just pipe the following
letter, written on the letterhead of the Depart
ment OF Commerce, Bureau OF the Census, Wash
ington, D. c.. dated November 16 1881:
Dear Mr. Ps.......:-In 1929 there were
SIX deaths from starvation in the registration
area OF the United States, and in 1928 there
were eighteen. This registration area in these
Two years included 947 and 956 per cent OF
the total population. Very truly yours, M. D.
Chief Statistician for Vital Statistics
You see what is to be gotten of these sta
tiStics"! worker, a thousand workers, NAV
StarVe to death for lack of food But since death
is accompanied by stoppage of the heart they
are put down as having died from heart
disease"
Incidentally, the comrade who sent us this.
has been hot-footing it all around to find 4sta-
tistics," as though he expected seriously to ind
capitalism indicting itself. And what's worse, he
seems to be overwhelmed at every occasion some
school teacher Che is a student) makes some
idiotic apology for capitalism and its starvation
OF the tolllng masses. The facts of life mean
little beside what my teacher says"
For example, after we wrote him once about
starvation deaths being covered up by statisti-
clans as due to some other disease, he comes
back this way:
You said pellagra is caused by lack of proper
food. My economics teacher denied it, and stated
that people are afflicted by it no matter what
the physical condition might be. The encyclo-
pedia states that there are about six theories
concerning the subject; the last of which is
the starvation theory. Have you any further in
formation?
Now we are the last person in the world to
discourage research, but if you are so dead on
trusting to statistics and teachers as this COM
rade, we advise you to quit school and go get a
JOB Cor try tod in textile mill in Georgia or
steel mill In Alabama and get some common
sense knocked into your bean. And please re-
call that there are capitalist scientists" who
can prove that economic crises are caused by
sun spots"
The daily worker., 1931-11-28

The resolution of the Cen
trail Committee on the Unem-
pl0yment work covers the
general line of policy and
general organizational activ-
tiles. 1t covers the Unem-
plOyment work in connection
with the National Hunger
March about which a special
resolution will be published
at a later date.
The resolution must be
carefully studied by all Party
organizations and by every
Party member.
SECRETARIAT, CENTRAL
COMMITTEE, C.P.U.S.A.
The daily worker., 1931-11-28
(To BE CONTINUED

Chinal
Down with all imperialists!
Confiscate all inpedalist properties in China /.
Support the Workers and Peasants Revolution
in Japan!
Defend the Chinese Sove.s and the Red A-nyI
Defend the Soviet Unior
Down with the Kuo,nintane, the sol OF i'll.
jrraI,in!
Fight the false prop sgsn;:c OF nasionalis,n ,,i
Patriot isna
Inc totllns masses or China and japan, Unite:
Long live the World .,evou.onl
Central Committee. Communist Party. China.
Central Committee, Communist PART. Janan.
September, 1SsD.
The daily worker., 1931-11-28
Another Spike

'Desr Jorga. writes C. VI. Of New York, here's
another spike!,'
THE 'accnrat2 N. Y. Times wrote ON its edi-
torial page of Mo-. IL that the Dneperstrci nv
dro-eectric works will generate only 1870 900
horse power, Then it pointed to the Osege
DAMS 262, GOO horse power as being one and a
half times larger, From this followed the moral,
Aefop STYLE that the capitalist system is superior
to the Soviet.
Some cock-eyed capitalist editor must .ave
conveniently seen the zone" in front of the s3"
because it happens that Dnieperstroi VIII gen
crate 100000 teight hundred and ten thou3a-,dD
horse power instead of 10000 Zone hundred and
eighty Thousand as the Times liar put it,
e e1ides. If it takes long to decide how to
run Usage as it does Muscle Shoals, the graiters
here won't get much out of it until the third
Five Year Plan is well under way.
by the way, have you seen any correction Of
the Times figures in that honest paper? I
haven't. Maybe. correction isn't fit to print
incidentally, we have letter from Las Vegas,
Nevada. where the big Hoover dam is being Quilt,
and 1t says:
I'VE are waiting at the gateway of misery
Workers sleeping on the bare ground No bed
ding. On the dirt floor Of saloon. which never
close. In the parks, in wagons and autos Work.
ers begging starving and in misery. No or
ganization. No working class literature"
Let the N. Z. Times dare to say that such
conditions, even though life is hard yet for
Soviet workers, exists in Dnieperstroil Soviet
papers. please copyl
We Hate to Mention 1t: That is, Buffalo NY
But it must be done in defense of the National
Office OF the Y.C.L. You see, one of the "Y"
leaflets put out way back before International
Youth Day, which was Sept g. had an appice-
ton blank on 1t which Rochester girl signed
and sent to the NJ 0. in New York City. During
the first week IN November the Rochester League
got the application from the District. The NO
says 1t sent that application RIGHT AWAY to
the District Office OF the League in Buffc,o
Now 60 ahead and Buffalo thatl And tel us
where this application was resting ell that
time.
The daily worker., 1931-11-28
Joint Manifesto of the Communist
Parties of China and Japan
AGAINST THE ARMED OCCUPATION OF MANCHJRIA
BY JAPANESE IMPERIALISM
Workers and Peasants of China and Japan

Workers and Peasants of China and Japanl
of the workers and peasants of China and Japan
The Japanese imperialists not only exploit and
oppress the Japanese workers and peasants but
also exploit and cypress the Chinese workers
nd peasants.
The present armed occupation of Manchuria
by japanese imperialism is a direct action to
rum Manchuria into a corpiete Japanese CO cony.
This is to further exploit the Chinese ana Js-
panese masses and OF furthe; attack the Soviet
UmonIwhich is successfully building up socialism
The workers and peasants of China and Japan
determinedly fight against this outrageous ac-
ton of Japanese imperialism. The Kuon1intang
has facilitated n1peralist aggressions has caroi-
tulated to Imperialism and has united with the
imperialsts to oppress, exploit and murder the
Chinese masses. In order to overthrow inper-
ialism the Chinese workers and peasants must
also overthrow the Kuomintang
The workers and peasants of China and ia
pan firmly believe that only through their united
struggle against Japanese and world imperial
ism and the Kuomintang through the establish
ment OF their own governments, the Soviet gov
ernments of the workers and peasants, with their
own army forces, the red armies can there be
final liberation for the toiling masses.
The workers and peasants of China and Japan,
therefore, must exert the utmost determination
to defend the Soviet Union, the Fatherlard OF
the international working class, to struggle
against imperialism and its lackey the Kuor,lin-
tang, to support the heroic Chinese Army and
the Chinese Soviets which are really struggling
for the liberation of the Chinese masses!
Workers and peasants of China and Japanl
Among ourselves, there is not any racial grudge
and prejudice. We have our common enemy
and therefore we are marching towards the same
direction We must fight energetically against
any propaganda of race prejudice and patriotism
to break the international unity of the oppressed
masses This propaganda is trick to fool the
masses of one nation to murder their toiling
brothers of another nation for the interest Of
the ruling classl
Workers and peasants of China and Japan,
Unitel We must fight determinedy under the
following slogans
Struggle against the armed occupation Of Man
churia by Japanese imperialism
The immediate withdrawal Of the Japanese
army, navy and air forces of all imperialists from
be conducted even more effectively due to lessons
drawn from the first school. and direct leader
ship Of the Central Committee
Following the Regional School, another Dist :
riot School will be held. sympathizers and
friends OF the movement can do great deal
to support the school by bringing donations Of
food -gtffs tn Grand I3jyer Ayor,,~ r>.x.~I.
The daily worker., 1931-11-28

COLLECT FUNDS FOR THE NATIONAL
HUNGER MARCH! ,tt
VOLUNTEER AS A COLLECTOR IN
THE TAG DAYS.
lANY CITIES HOLD TAG DAYS THIS
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY,
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

son, de ia avenida Mag
y E. w. Garven, de la
dy los.
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

NJ, las aid
q dijimos"..
,'e, pero que
J haber sido,
Ienas c~onvier
sentimental.
Sc ha lido a
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

Gran n1mero de rob Sea
: :'' i 2; r.; s:;;. {? ]
dadanos Andres F. aes n
Lazara, F. A. Gid.0, la Ed
wards Truck Line, A .Rutkin,
DR.. w. F. Clark y DR.. A. A. APP
plegate.
lie llevaron a Favata huevosJ
arroz, az1car, cigarrillos y otras
mercancfas; a Lazara, Judas,
tabaco de mascar, azGcar y CT
garrillos; a la Edwards Truck
Line, cuatro caias de leche en-
vasada, un barril de harina y
dos cajas de f6sforos; a Gioven-
co, gonna de mascar, cigarrillos,
latas de vegetables y 5 pesos; a
A. Rutkin, de Florida 1905,
mercancfas por valor de SIC;
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
NOTICIAS de- y
INTERE local
(Vaene de Ia Ia,

Los aviadores que tdnaran
parte Ell el.concurso de aviaci6n
sefalado para verificarse aqui
los dias II y Is de enero, Sc alo-
jaran en- ell hotel Tampa Bay,
comite que componen los Sres
F. NJ. Bewsher, Roger M. Clapp,
G. M. Osborn, J. w. Warren,
Emilio Pons y A. 3. Cooke.
Para discutir los preparati-
vos Sc reunira hoy ell capitulo To-
cal de la Association Aeronauti-
ca, presidido por Ell captain Nc
Mullen.
En- los concursos esperase
que tomen parte de 40 a so ae-
roplanos.
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
DEFl1NfHI7fNR

Noy fallecio r los 81 knos
de Mad, en- SUI residencif de
/, % 18th Ave. la Sra. Romano
Vald& Su sepelio Sc efectua-
ra manNa martes, a las 4.3O
P. M, sariendo ell cortejo de
dicha casa bajo la direction
del ST.. w. Primo Lord hasta
ell cementerio del Centre AS
turiano, donde recibira cristia
ma sepultura.
LIE sobreviven cuatro hijas:
Sra. Romano Lopez, Sra. Blan-
ca Fuentes, Sra. Felicia Furias
y Srta. Josefa Valdes; dos hi
jos: Luciano y Francisco Val
des.
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
ROLETI DE Ell BIEN P
BLICO

Por ell DIR. Portocarrero/s
ron operados Leonor MAJ
de la Gale Catorce 2408, y Nj
nuel Piu, de East Michigan
315; ell pr. Rafael Ortega ope-
no a Ricardo Perez, de la No
vena avenida 1922; Joaquin
Alfonso, de Nassau 2110, Y G
Ferranti, de La Sale 2332I
'fueron operados por ell d.
Forbes; ell DR.. Bustillo ope,
b Maria Valdes, de la cd
Union 2720; por ell DR.. w
tP~se oper6 a Maria RilloI .ai
" QufNps avenida 2208, Or
DR.. A. GoAlez oper6 aAs' a
Gonzalez, de walnut "a
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
Centenares de personas visi-

Centenares de personals wish
taron aver Ell aerodromo munich
pal hacienda vuelos en- los ae-
roplanos de Nc Mullen y en- ell
pequeno dirigible Mayflower, de
la companfa Goodyear, que tie
ne su hangar en- st. Petersburg.
Ell Mayflower lego a Tampa
piloteado por ell comandante
Karl Lang, e~x-oficial de diri9i-
bles de La marina.
Probablemente volvera ell
pr6ximo domingo, con ell fin de
llevar mas pasajeros.
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

DR.. w. F. Clark, una maquina
de tomar preston de la sangre y
otros Instruments, y DR.. APP
plegate, un saco de mano, ms
trumentos de cirugfa, etc. I
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
= Ek GXCnrA

ell 10 por ciento y 3ejaran dc
colaborar con los fabricantes
Este quiere decir que volve.
ran los dias de la "desnivela.
cion" Y que todas las fabricas
incluyendo Hav-a-Tampa, etc
quedaran Ell la misma sitOa.
ci6n.
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
Ell MERCEDES CESARA Ell
COMITE NIVELADOR

Tenemos entendido que Ell
microbes, dada la actitud asu-
mida por los fabricantes, cesa-
ra de xistir ell Comite Nivela-
der.
Los obreros estiman injusto
La gaceta., 1931-01-05
WILLIAM GREEN Sc SIEN-
TIE

Wash, Enero 5.-Luego de
admitir que ell n1mero de perso-
mas sin trabajo pasa de cinco
millones, Ell p~residente de la Fe-
deraci6n Americana del Trabar
10, Mr.. William Green, declare
Aunque las presentes condicio-
mes no son alentadoras, nosotros
encontramos esperanto en- ell es-
piritu demostrado por las COM
nidades que estan hacienda frd
ete a las necesidades, y La capac
!Had de nuestro pueblo dominarV
2s diffciles problemas.
IS obreros han estado soste-
una pesada carga como
3e una seria depression
Oh lios. Cerca del 500
a nospe bros de las uniones
hi ebaiado su "stasd-
aft sepsR .de les esN
IA lAC%iclon" snitf adaSs sAl an
49, 1885, R1E l6Sso> u popss de- de-
r ny Ne. d.
amos. Vo@2a
En- cor raste Sn "a declina-
ci6n en- loN salaries hasn aumenta
do en- 19'p las sumas pagadas
por dividendos e intereses, en-
$500, 600, 900.
Estos principles son esencia-
les para restaurar y mantener
la prosperidad en- los negocios:
Altos salaries para ell consumi-
dor pueda actuar; menos horas
de trabajo para dar empleo al
mayor n1mero possible de obre.
ros y ell desarrollo de las maqui-
narias en- proportion al ordena-
do control de las Industries.
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

Les robaron las nuevas licen-
cias de sus AUTOMOBILES al, DR..
A. Trelles, vecino de sep
TINA avenida 412; d. E. TI6ap-
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

4 :
ICRoNICAs DE sEPUYhi me
k.AeAsos nr,''s o ao-
Caruenas
Jay Guty
t1fra, Jaes frona 400:
Franjo5p gsiempre o
E4rfumanN4c novia a "a uA5e de
fMontejo, canto a la bien armada,
a la impossible" que todos tsne-
mos y que 81 no tenemos busca-
mos para ~ IA sea possible Vi
MI.
3iA"Y nunca besare tn
% -enton6 ell trovero con
melaNN6lico acompanamiento, \
la trdE epercuti6 en- ell corak6n
de TODD eF&eblo, porque esa me
lodia sencillS esa queja honda
era 10 que tod sentia y hubie-
ran querido exA esar. Y la can
ci6n de Guty Ca O3tenas Sc sali6
de las lindes de su patria, reco-
rri6 todos los pueblos de Ameri-
ca Y Sc hizo continental.
Ell artista estaba hecho y su
consagraci6n asegurada. Vino
luego ell espaldarazo de la capt.
tai, algo tan ~necesario para
quien naci6 en- provincias, como
ell viaje a Washington de TODD
presidente electo de Hispanoa-
merica... Y la pr6xima etapa fue
Nueva York.
Aqui Guty Sc puso inmedia-
tamente en- primera fila. Las
companies fonograficas sc 10
d%isputaron, y hoy no hay pueblo
en- nuestrs paises donde no Sc
conozcan los discos del trovero
mexicano. A los veinticuatro a.
nos de edad este muchacho ha
llegado con los empuJes de su
talento y con los arrestos de SUI
coraZ0n.
Ell exito de Guy Cardenas, ex-
traordinario como es, tiene sin
embargo, la explicac.6n mas ma
tural del muhdo: la sencillez de
SUI estilo. De la manera mas IA
Gil y mas simple, este muchacho
La gaceta., 1931-01-05

Los Angeles a cantar SuS can
clones en- las peliculas. Ademas,
sine: onizara films de ambiente
mexicano con su m1sica. Com
pleta, pues, ell ciclo de sus triun-
fos, yola cancion de. Mexico Sc
establece definitivamente en-
Norteamerica.
Los pesimistas con ribetes de
positivismo diran qeu TODD este
puede estar muy bien, pero que
en- Mexico y deYas pueblos de
America, la penetration yanki
ha sido mas practical mas real
y mas tangible, puaSto quies1
trola industrias, ferrocarri65y
puertos. La fespuesta Nra tai
aseveraci6n ia enco1tfamos en-
la Historic Los impSrialistas de
Roma genetraron dominadores
en- Grecia yse impusieron. Hoy,
empero, Iada existe en- HELENA
del control romano. En- cambio,
en- la actualidad no solo perdura
la helenizaf de Roma, sine
que hay algo mas; a traves del
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-04
TODAY'S ADJUSTMENTS.

Rialto-"Waterloo Bridge" tonight
at $50.
Palace-"Guilty Hands" at IL, 2:10
4:30, 1925 and $50 pm. Stage shows
at /, 3:35, $50 and 8:55 pm.
CoIumb;a-"The Smiling Lieutenant,
at 1885 am, 1885, 3:35, $50, 7:30 and
$50 pm.
cx-"Huckleberry Finn" at 1859 am.
2:14, 4:29, 1888 and 9:48 pm. Stage
shows at 1871, 3:46, $50 and 9:05 pm.
R-K-O Keith's-"Rebound," at IL
am, 1:06, 3:12, 5:18, 7:24 and $50
pm.
Earle-"The Last Flight" at 11:10
am. 1:40. ABS, 7:30 and 1905 pm.
Stage shows at 12:45, 3:35, 6:35 and
9:10 pm.
TivOli-"Son of India" at 2:35, APO,
sos, 7:55 and GAS pm.
Central-"Murder by the Clock" IL
am. to IL pm.
Ambassador-"Th Miracle Woman, y
at 6, 7:50 and GAS pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-04
TWO RIVER DAMS
IN WATERWAY PLAN
U. S. Reported Ready to Join
Canada in Speeding st.
Lawrence Project.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
American engineers have worked out
plans for the development Of the st.
Lawrence waterway which call for two
dams in the international section.
With the two-dam system as a basis
for agreement, it was said on high au-
thority today that the United States is
ready to proceed Immediately on nego-
tiations with Canada to push forward
the project. Canadian and American
engineers heretofore have disagreed on
the necessity for two dams, the Cana
dams holding out for two and the
Americans maintaining that only one
would be necessary.
The impending return to Washington
Of Maj. w. D. Herridge, brother-in-law
of Premier Bennett of Canada, and re-
Gently appointed Minister to the United
States, has revived hopes among Wash
ington's highest officials for quick and
definite action on the part Of the OF
tawa government Herridge is expected
to arrive in the Capital next week.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-06-05
O A CHANCE

Film Star: Will you love me when
I'm old?
Third Husband: Don't be silly,
dearest. Well be divorced long be-
fore that.-Tit-Bits
THANKFUL
A motorlst had just crashed into
a telephone pole. Wire, pole and
everything came down and twined
around the unfortunate driver. AS
he recovered consciousness he felt the
wires.
Thank Heaven, I lived clean" he
said. They're given me a harp
Pele Mele, Paris.
FEMININE POINT OF VIEW
Now, what could be worse than a
man without a country?" said the In
structor.
"A country without a man." said an
attractive miss.-Chicago News
Correct this sentence: THE others
may have their house parties" said
the college girl, but I want to spend
a quiet ummer at home"
Square dinner plates are the new
est thing in tableware, but more peo-
pie are interested in the return Of
square meals.-The Pathfinder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-06-05
A COSTLY LESSON

She: Have you ever had a lesson
by correspondence?
He: You bet! I never write to
women noW.-What's on the Air.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-06-05
OFFICE SLOGAN

SA
Don't fire until you see the red ink
on the books.
Then there is the go-getter who has
become a hitch-hiker. OF course he
uses both thumbs.
It's easier to locate a job that's va
cant these days that 1t used to be.
All you have to do now is walk around
until you see a line and stand in it.
Isn't It unfortunate that the only
men who realize that battleships are
obsolete elected to be writer's instead
Of navy men.
Fuller Mush-You know, Kath-
arlne. I've lost my heart this evening.
Katharine-Don't worry. I'm sure
everybody here is honest.-The Path
finder.
Teacher = Why did the people of
old believe that the world was flat?
Voliva. Jr.-Because they didn't
have a school globe to prove that it
was round.-The Pathfinder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-06-05
GOOD EXCUSE

A boy was about to purchase a
ticket to a movie when the ticket
seller said to him: Why aren't you
at SCHOOL,"
"Oh. it's all right, sir" he replied.
1--WE got the measles."-Tit-Bits
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-06-05
O YOU TELL ONE
JUST A HABIT

80 you think your wife's getting
absent-minded, do you? What makes
you think SOP"
The other day ! gave her some
money to get me some shirts and
socks and she came back about three
hours later with a new hat An
swers.