Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-08-12
The
Once ODer
BY Il I PHILLIPS

will be devoted exclusively TO the
relief OF that vast horde of unfort-
innate sufferers whose plight thi:
summer arouses the pity OF al
whose hearts are not Of stone. In
ether words all the money raised
will be used to send business men.
brokers, bond statesmen, ETC., away
to the country and seashore where
they can forget.
Send in your mite today: The city
is full of business men who haven't
the price to get to the shore or
country and the plight Of brokers
ard bond statesmen is too terrible
for words. Many OF the little dears
haven't been able to afford a trip
70 the beach in two years or more.
They must have help at once If
they are 10 know any peace or
happiness during the torrid summer.
Every dollar will help. And con
t-lbutors will have the guarantee
Of this department that every penny
will 20 TO the relief OF people IN
the business world. Not a cent will
60 toward a vacation for anybody
who is more fortunately situated.
such as sala-ied employees. In plain
language this fund Is only for people
with no visible means of support.
OF, IL you could lock into the
eyes OF this vast army Of business
men and see the sadness there your
heart would be stirred: II you could
go through the financial district
and G the brokers. pale. emaciated
and discouraged you would write
out a check this minute.
A typical case is that OF Mr.. n.
VI 1928 Mr.. X was taken into part
-eIship in a big brokerage house.
Business was great. Everything look
a rosy. BY the summer OF 1929
X. had his own country home.
.-ig yacht and everything. Then
came the market break. Today he
can't even afford a room with bath.
Mr.. x. has lost rs pounds lin
flesh, we mean. His old confidence
seems gone. His morale is shattered
What he needs Is to be taken away
where he can see green fields and
blue skies for a few weeks. And may
be a Govt Better than a COW, what
Mr.. X. would like to see would be a
BULLY Won't you help send this poor
mar away?
There are thousands like him.
consider the case OF Mr.. B. Mr.. 3.
was an orchid grower. Well, you
know where orchid growers get of
these days. What would they not
give for a trip TO the shore, an ice
cream cone and maybe a frank-
fCrter and roll?
The fund starts off with sil.32 as
follows:
Humanitarian 500
W niue girls ............. 800
n Bear 6.32
Write out a check now. and tell
US Of any particularly pathetic cases.
Possibly the wickersham Commits
sion's interest in prison condition
was aroused originally bv the dis
covery that II was practically i'm
possible for a b~ootlegger to get in.
p. X. L. suggests that many actors
are behaving as III their slogan
were Keep Hissable."
South American motto: A revolu-
ton a day keeps the president away.
This departments notion Of a
versatile la Is Mr.. Harold Dray-
colt Of Brooklyn and Mastic Beach
whose business card urges you to
call him at Dewey 9-3022 II you need
anything in the line Of"
Oil Burners large and smalD
Auditing
Filing Supplies
Printing and Stationery
Red Rope Pockets
Water Softeners
SC tic Tanks
Ell %ric Pumps
RtOIIng
Tires a. Tubes
Shingles
Cement Work
Cement Work.
Real Estate
Insurance
Garages
Lumber
Bungalows.
One OF the sad things about those
grasshoppers ravaging the country
is they won't eat r~acketeers.
Chang Kai-shek. president CT
China's Nationalist government.
has offered TO quit If all tne Chinese
armies unite and fight Japan. This
goes TO show how bored q Chinese
can become with the home
carnage.
AFTER THE RAID
Don't. little brewery,
BE downcaSt:
You'll be reopened
Pretty fast.
Daily Health
Talk
The interesting part OF the as
ISOLATION Of calcium with phos-
phorus is the fact that four-fifths
Of all OF the calcium in the body
is closely associated with phos-
phorus. Mothers milk contains a
very small amount OF this sub
as does also egg white and
wheat germ. but the amount that
they contain IL not insufficient be-