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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
GREETINGS TO GRETA

A very happy birthday.
 wish you Greta dear, And may the sunshine brightly. And fill your house with cheer. I wish you many gifts dear. The things you most desire. A cake with nice pink candles, And every one afirc. Some shining little pens to use, With two quarts of nice green ink, And many hours golden,
 In which to write and think. I wish you dreams of beauty, That magic words shall grow, Whcrc'cr your pen shall dance dear, Where'er green ink shall flow. And so a happy birthday,
 I'm wishing you to-day, And may the sun shine brightly, And may your heart be gay.
 J. A. B. : And now Caesar Borgia comes on the stage in all his trappings. He answers Goldy the vampire whose splurge appeared last night. Here's what Borgia says:
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
Good evening.
 THE ELECTRIC CLOCK
"A SMILES THE THING"


 o-O-o
 THE ELECTRIC CLOCK When Santy came to visit me.
 His trip proved quite shock By that l mean he went and left
 A nice electric clock, I've two of them. but gosh oh gee, They worry me heap, They stop whener the juice goes
 off,
 I'm most afraid to sleep. They haven't got tick or toek,
 But just a little click. And should the juice go off a bit,
 It means they both go sick, A fraction of second is
 Enough to do the stunt, The clicking stops immediately.
 Time ceases up in front. 1 keep the old clocks running,
 just can't let em stop, 1 always seem to hear the tick And then l hear the tock, Leetrioity don't bother 'em,
 I've told my story - there, I like the new. but keep the old,
 need 'em for a spare. o-O-o
 Tonight this column prints it's final batch of sobs in connection with Lonely Lily. Lily started readers on rampage and then very cleverly folded her wings and disappeared. Haven't had a line from her in q couple of weeks. Several contribu- tions came in since yesterday and Pm selecting two as means of fin ishing this little setto. One is from J. A. B., a sort of birthday greet ing to Greta. Evidently she is ac- quainted with Greta and takes this l means of extending felicitations Here it it:
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
SEES REPUBLICANS AS
 0nISGIyISEn nENOCI} ATS

New Haven, Conn.-(UP)-Gov- ernor Wilbur l.. Cross, Connecticut's new democratic state executive, be- lieves most so-called republicans are democrats in disguise.'
 He declared in a speech here that most men calling themselves repub- licans whom he had questioned be- lieve in the philosophy of Thomas Jefferson rather than that of Alex ander Hamilton.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
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mand a sweet salary for far less work by going back to Broadway. In her own theater, the average ticket price is around a dollar. She in- sists that she has never saved a nickel. f Some days she would like a theater built according, to certain ideas that are peculiarly her own.
 GILBERT SWAN. Copyright, 1881, NEA Service Inc.)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10

The rest of the nation may be getting ! mild winter, but New England is not Quite the opposite is true We have had more snow, ice, rain, seet, and what have you this season than we can recall in quite few years. And we mustn't forget the record breaking zero weather that has been our lot. It's been a good year for the coal and oil dealers.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10

While Owen D. Young is diselaiming all intentions of seeking the presidential nomi- nation on the democratic ticket next year Ritchie for president clubs are increasing It was just about four years ago that the Smith for-presdent clubs came into existence So numerous were they that Mir Smith, then governor, had to announce publicly that he was not authorizing the use of his name for such purposes. The Ritchie advocates have adopted as their slogan, Free men and women again. We rather expect that the popular Maryland executive will make strong try for the nomination in 1932
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
Preventable Accidents

According to insurance records, half of the fatal accidents to pedestrians of the country have been the fault of the victims. Pedes- trlans in these cases have usually dashed out into traffic against warning signal or at points where the motorst was supposed to have right of way There other acci- dents which are the sufferers own fault such as explosions which follow use of lighted matches to detect gas leaks. People blame these things on their own hard luck. when they could have prevented them by using ordinary good sense.
 Safety education IS teaching children not to run across streets without .pausing at the curb to wait until the way is clear Can it not also teach them and their elders not to do some of the silly, minimizing things that, cause many other accidents and catastrophes2
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
Personal Health Service (By William Brady, M. D.

| Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene. not disease diagnosis or treatment. will he answered by Dr Brady. Ad. dress him. care or the Democrat. sending stamp and addressed envelope.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10

A man % years old in Augusta Maine, is said 10 be able to shoulder barrel of pota- toes. showing how athletic fellow can be- come if he keeps at it long enough.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10

This week will decide the question whether or not Governor Cross is actually head of the state government. Republican legislators ex- pect to test his power by several bills which seek to lessen the gubernatoria power of ap-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10

All vehicles must be lighted not later than 5:49 0 clock tonight
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
V V V OIIMIGOSH.

He never swore, he never whincd, Did gracious Mister Rolf, But then, of course it happened, He went and took up golf.
 o-O-o These midget automobiles would be all right if they came equipped with a side car.
 o-O-o Stalin says Russia must ad- vance as much in the next ten years as she ordinarily would in 50. so that's rushin' it bit for Russia.
 o-O-o This concludes our regular Tues day evening program. It came to you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Democrat, pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time, to be back on the air again tomorrow evening at the usual hour.
 o-O--o Good night.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-10
RENDER UNTO CAESAR

Oh, holy smoke, is this a joke, My eyes I'm scarce believing. Oh, vampire fair, I hope you're square, That you are not dcceiving. It comes to mind, you're just my kind, And surely l can love you, Though dcarer you will be to me. When the grass grows green above you.
 For rccollcct, I will collect. A nice big Wad of money, Then Lonely Lil, can fill the bill, She will be my honey. When Lily dear, has gone from here, l will invest dollar, I have a plan. and Plastered Ann, I'll set out to collar. When Ann is sleeping peacefully, At rest beneath the roses, Greta then will be my bride
 And so the session closes. Now vampire dear, if you don't fear, We will he wed tomorrow, Then one will win. and get the tin, The others freed from sorrow.
 CAESAR BORGIA. And so we bring to a close the love affair of Lonely Lily. I'm sure you enjoyed the contributions the past week or more. I have an idea Lily was handed a great chuckle and enjoyed it all. And no doubt when things have died down again she'll come back and tell us all about it.-The Ed.
 O-O-O
 A bachelor is a man with but a single thought.
 O-O-o
 If a girl puts on her neck lace before keeping date, it means no neckIng party.
 The best memory test that science can give is the old one about taking letter to mail.
 o-O-o
 A bull dog may be the real test of courage but the wire haired ter riers are grabbing off all the space in the rotogravures.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-21

500 500 500
Preparatory TO moving into
our new home, we recently
held a highly successful re-
moval used-car sale. And no
doubt you have heard some of
your friends tell of the splen-
did values that came their way
while this big sale was in prog
ress.
Now, we have still further
pleasing news for you.
Due to the ever-increasing
popularity of the Greater Hud-
son Eight and the equally great
Essex Super-Six, we have ac-
cumulated another splendid as
sortment of reconditioned cars
with many thousands of miles
of safe, economical and COM
Portable transportation left in
them. The prices range from
500 to $1,000.
II is a law Of economics that
a quick loss is gain. There
fore, we have determined TO put
on another rapid-fire sale and
swallow our losses with a
smile. And, remember, as great
as were the bargains that we
offered to our public in the
al
we now have for you are in
fnitely greater.
OUR PLAN Is THIS:
Beginning August 10th, and
lasting for ten days, we will
give
500 500 500
--on any car that will run TO
our sales room under its own
power, to apply against sale
of sos or over.
There are no tricks of the
trade attached TO this offer, as
only too frequently happens in
the charmed circle of the used
car yender. The House of Con-
fidence ever places its cards
face up with its public. And
our terms--AS LOW AS 81
WEEKLY-cannot help but
please you.
So, Mr.. Used-Car Buyer, il
you are vacation bent, here is
your chance to visit the great
open spaces, the mountains and
the seashore, at mere song
for transportation cost. And
If you are not bent,
this sale will afford you ideal
transportation for those pleas
urabie week end trips.
Be wise, call early and get
the cream of the pick.
Remember, the sale starts
August Goth and continues for
ten days only.
LAMBERT,
THE HOUSE OF CONFIDENCE.
USED CAR DEPARTMENT,
1901 18th St. at P. Decatur 3o0(
ALWAYS OPEN.
500 500 500
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CHRYSLER
USED CAR DEPT.
SPECIALS"

III In 1[ll<NJs
1880 Ford Roadster.
rear. New rubber and o. K mechanically.
Compare car and price.
Was $685. Now S535.
1929 Chevrolet Sedan.
a real cheap car. Good condition. Priced
Was tSss. Now ;sss.
1929 Ford Roadster.
real value for some one.
Was $3.50. Now si95.
1880 Chrysler Go Sedan.
marked Price, Tln ii IN black. T PSiSE
OK car OF this class at this price.
Was 1856. Now s52s.
1880 Ford Tudor.
Runs o. * Some one can make this
1929 Plymouth Roadster.
IN excellent condition. Good rubber.
1923 Chrysler Town Sedan.
Finished In maroon with well tenders and
trunk on rear. Don't fan 10 see this car.
1895.
1927 Chrysler Imperial Coupe.
hauled; This z the most unusual Offering
II. B. LEARY, JR., & BROS,
1928 l4th St. NV. No. 1926.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
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WILLIAMS & BAKER, INC,
NASH DEALERS.
1929 Nash Special Coupe 80. $625
1929 Nash Special 6 Sedan. -. $50
1929 Chevrolet Sedan. ....... H5
1929 Nash Standard s Coupe. -. 395
1880 Hudson 8 Sedan, radio 49,. Us
1880 Nash Twin Ign. Sedan. :. 8o5
1923 Nash Special 6 Coach 80. SIS
1926 Nash Coach ...... oS
1925 Chrysler 4-Door Sedan. -. 1o5
1927 Chevrolet Coach. .... LIS
1907 14th St.
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SALE--AUToMOBTLEs.
Ford Sport Roadster.
Special at $1o5.

Shiny black paint with good looking green
wire wheels and trim; spare tires mounted
Your car may serve as first payment, ball
Ance In low monthly amounts. Parkway,
3O4O M st. Open nights.
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BUY YOUR USED CAR AS
YOU WOULD BUY A
NEW ONE.

A new car gives you certain definite
features ~ transportation. pleasure,
utility. You know that 1t represents
actual value for the money you in
vest--guaranteed to render satisfac-
same way. They give you dollar for
dollar value comparable with a new
Car--aH the mileage you pay for
plus Our used cars are inspected
and guaranteed as thoroughly as
new cars, sold TO you under strict
policies that guard your satisfaction
and protect your auto dollar. Our
methods remove the risk from buy
ing q second hand" car. Remem-
Der that when YOU 20 auto shopping
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-21
PACKARD's LIST.

In addition to our unusual Sc
lection of guaranteed Packard
Cars we offer:
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sALE-AUTOMOBTLES.
CHECK THESE
BARRY PATE
VALUES.
EVERY CAR A BARGAIN.

EVERY CAR A BARGAIN.
1923 Dodge Coupe. sos
1880 Ford Roadster. :. 49,. 345
1880 Chevrolet Co0e...... I5
1880 Chevrolet Sedan. -. 3o5
1929 Chevrolet Coach. 49,. 345
1929 Chevrolet Coupe. 80. 325
1929 Ford Sport Coupe. -. us
1928 Chevrolet Cabriolet.... 235
1923 Chevrolet Coach. ..... 235
1923 Chevrolet Coupe. -. 225
1880 Ford Tudor. 49,. SIS
1929 Ford Roadster. us
1923 Pontiac Coach. ....... 235
1926 Pontiac Coach. ....... IFS
1927 Chevrolet Sedan. 49,. los
1926 Chevrolet Sedan. 49,. 65
1925 Buick Touring. ....... rs
1925 Dodge Roadster. -. so
1926 Dodge Sedan. ....... o5
rs OTHERS FROM .ss UP.
TERMS AND TRADE.
BARRY-PATE MOTOR CO..
2525 Sherman Ave. NV.
Adams 600.
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FREE WHEELING.
USED CARS.
MID-CITY
is FIRST AGAIN.

First with new car guarantee.
First where u sell H.
First with free wheeling.
We will install free wheeling
in any used car bought from us.
'2o Hupnaobile Custom go Sdn. $785
81 Ford 6 Wire Wheel De
Luxe Roadster, like new SIS
~ Oakland Landau Sedan 80. PAS
u Whippet 70" Sedan. Us
'2o Ford Tudor ............. 299
81 Chevrolet De Luxe Coach,
like new in every way -. SOS
80 Chevrolet Coupe. ...+..,... AIS
80 Chevrolet De Luxe Roadster. AS
80 Plymouth Sport Coupe .... AS
rs Buick Brougham. ........... las
Many others from which TO select. Your
credit Is good here, and II you have car
Il may be worth the down payment.
MID-CITY SALES COMPANY
THE NATIONS FIRST cAR-TERIA.
tcopyrlghtedb
1871 18th St. NV. and 4 States.
Open EVENINGS and SUNDAYS. Pm. Dec. $3.50.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.


ON ROCK CREEK PARK - FURNISHED
room. Kitchen with Frigidaire. bath with
Aps sG sSoi Adams s1 Mn "a ADAMS H
FOR RENT TEMPORARILY ONE ROOM.
ktchenetts: dinette, bath. Apt. iol. The
MARQUETTE, ais PA. AVE. APT. 1910
s sp e FS Ss, Gss D rpO d Isl sS
WE PLACE YOU FREE
NATIONAL RENTAL SERVICE.
1877 Eye st. NV. Dist s7Se.
I44l HARVARD ST.
Two rooms, kitchen and bath. Frigidaire.
Resident manager.
Si4 CONN AVE.-LARGE / ROOM, KITCH-
enette, bath; lh;k room, also parlor; sleep-
1885 CALIFORNIA ST. N.W:--ATTRACT1VE
two rooms. kitchen. bath, Frigidaire; con-
venient location. as
go 6 ST. NE. STANTON PARK--WALK
kitchen, private moor; adults; moderate,
APARTMENTS COMPLETELY FURNISHED.
Also nicely fuInished basement. 1907 st.
FACING PARK-FOUR ROOMS, BATH,
porch, $3.50. Three rooms, housekeeping,
18th and Newton.l
FACING PARK ROOMS. BATH. PORCH
sd. qea.s sSs 't S.s and S ns
2516 18th ST. N.W.--ON HEIGHTS AT CEN.
trail High School; apartments, large and
small; very reasonable.
1884 10th ST. N.W.-LARGE FRONT ROOM,
kitchenette. completely furnished; sink,
range. breakfast set: newly papered; S3s.
1877 r ST. NV.
Basement, one room. Kitchen bath; gas,
cleo. linens; 81 per week
PARK LEE, 1880 PARK RID. = MODERN,
Frieidaire: excellent location; beautifully
furnished; living-bed room, spacious dressing
rm., dfnette, kit, bath; reasonable; weekly
or monthly. Adams 1882: az
THE COWARD. 18th AND EYE sTs. Nv
room rent; 24-hour elevator and switch
board service. Resident manager, National
s seS rGS nee ha as ana sHd bath At
LIV. RIM, BED RM., K, b. AND PORCH,
nicely furn.; large yard; Buchanan Apis,
18th and Buchanan sts.; $3.50 up: General
Apis. 4s20 Ga. ave. $50 up Ga. 1888
PoToMAC PARK APART1dnNTE. 7lst AND
o SITS. NV. Phone National 9102; On the
walking distance Of Lincoln Memorial, new
Memorial Bridge, the White House, and cen-
trail Governments departments. Completely
furnished housekeeping apartments, tnclud-
ing General Electric refrigeratCrs, electric
faHs. table silver and linen; also hotel rcom !,
the place for. comfort, convenience and
economy. No dogs or eats or wild parties.
THE BOND, 1880 n, II AVE, NV.
Ia rms, D., shower, big dressing rm:, $50:
2 rms. kit. b, shower, nicely fur, t72.50.
THE FAREWELL, $500 18th ST. NV.
rms, kit, dinet, bath with shower, nicely
fur. $40 up. Free refrig. 24-hr. elevator.
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Ford Model A Pickup Truck,
1928.
Ford Model IA Flat Body Truck
sos

Just the car you want. Plenty OF power
excellent shape and all ready to go to work
A big value at this low price. Wen trade
your car. Parkway 3040 M st. Open eve
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Stutz M8 Sedan, d. L.. .$1,1OO
Chrysler 81 8 Sedan. -. 1,150
Oakland Coach. .......... 600
Dodge 80 Sedan. $50
Rolls Royce Limousine. 900
Lincoln Sedan. .......... 585
Studebaker Coupe. 800
Dodge Sedan. ............ 125
Hudson Coach. ....... 85
Pontiac Sedan, '20. $3.50. AIS
Ford Conv. Coupe, -. BPS
Cadillac Coupe ....... AIS
Stearns-Knight Sedan. -. $50
Cadillac Phaeton. ....... IS
Willys-Knight Roadster. 200
PACKARD'S USED CARS,
ASK THE MAN WHO OWNS ONE"
Kalorama Rd. at 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-21

Many Others.
Terms and Trades.
NASH-ORR MOTOR CO.,
1872 18th St. NV. Decatur 1900.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-08-21

PARTS-PtIRTS
for AZ cars and truckss USED ears and
trucks lor sale: Open supAayg: robert HeE-
sss-pse IA. ase. NV. North i0ps.
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NEW YORK MAN BUYS
ROOSEVELT HOTEL
Submits Only Bid, 100000, Sub
ject to 100000 Trust Deed,
Plus Accrued Interest.

The Roosevelt Hotel, eight story
apartment hotel at Sixteenth and V
streets, was sold at auction yesterday
to Harry Rankin of New York, repre-
senting undisclosed interests, for a total
consideration of approximately $1,125,-
600.
Mr.. Rankin submitted the one and
only bid of 100000, this being subject
to first deed of trust of 100000, plus
interest for the past six months.
amounting to approximately $4,000.
The building was placed on the block
by Adam A. Weschler & Son, auction
GERS, at the direction of the trustees,
Daniel w. O'Donoghue and Robert B..
Cummings.
The property was acquired at auction
IN November, 1929, by the Wardman
Realty & Construction Co. in a sale
by default of trust given by the Roose-
welt Hotel Operating Co., with a pur-
chase price of S250,000, subject to the
first trust of 100000 and subject to a
second trust amounting at that date
TO 1893, 100, according to recorded
deeds. The property later passed into
other bands.
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STREET LIGHTING
TESTS TO BE MADE
Maj. Dawson Tells House Com
mittee Progress in Eliminating
Gas Illumination.

Arrangements are being made by the
District Engineering Department for a
comparative test between modern gas
lighting and modern electric lighting
with view to determining whether any
street gas lights be maintained in the
future.
This was brought out by Maj. Donald
A. Dawson, Assistant Engineer Com
missioner at hearings on the House
District appropriation bill during dis
cussion of the use of natural gas with
artificial gas as anticipated, it was said
by the Washington Gas Light Co.
Under the present policy of elimination
Maj. Dawson told the committee, most
of the remaining street gas lights will
be eliminated by 1888 and the work
finished, probably, by the end of the
1885 fiscal year.
In view of modern improvements in
gas lamps, however, Maj. Dawson ex-
planned that it was thought advisable to
make a comparative test, which could
be done in certain areas of the city
without expense to the District Govern
ment. We will put in one block of
modern electric lighting similar to the
type which should go into that vicinity,
and then permit the gas company at
its own expense to light the adjoining
block with modern gas lamps" he said.
That will not only serve to give lis a
comparison as to the quantities of
light and the costs involved, but will
also answer a question, the answer to
which We do not know at present, as to
whether or not it is Objectionable to put
relatively brilliant spots of electric illu-
mination in the quieter residential sec
tons or to use gas. We get some very
caustic letters in regard to electric
lights"
Under the gas-light replacement
program, Maj. Dawson explained, over
2,100 gas lamps were eliminated during
the last calendar year. On January /,
1881, there were GIGS of these lamps
still in use. Gas lamps in the northeast
section are now being removed and in
another three months it was expected
approximately 1000 would be replaced
by electric lights.
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said Mr.. Luce Nor would the gentle
man from Arkansas say that the same
situation existed in his State as was
found An Belgium during the World
War"
Mr.. Luce said that he did not wish
to charge any one with playing politics,
but that either politics or a desire to
socialize the Government of the United
States was influencing members to sup
port the Senate amendments. He said
that he hoped it would never come
in this country when the dole system
such as has prevailed in England and
Germany would be introduced in this
country.
Representative Dickinson of Iowa,
opposing the Senate amendment, de-
clared that it was challenge to the
efficiency of the American Red Cross
whose officials had told the Appropria-
ton Committee that the Red Cross had
assumed responsibility for meeting the
situation in the drought stricken areas
and would deal with it adequately.
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u. S. TRUCKS FIGURE.
IN 1876 ACCIDENTS.
Data Given Representative
Collins, Who Scores Drivers
at D. C. Bill Hearing.

aforementioned motor trucks were
involved in 1875 traffic accidents in the
1929 and 1880 fiscal years, according to
a specially prepared statistical table
submitted to the House subcommittee
on appropriations during the recent
hearings on the 1923 District appropria-
tionS bill
The table was made up by Traffic Di-
rector William H. Harland at the re-
quest of Representative Collins, who
was particularly interested in the num-
Der of Army trucks involved in acct
dents.
II follow these private calendars up
here" said Mr.. Collins, land the way
the Army is killing people with trucks,
they seem to be the worst offenders l
know of. The mail trucks are about
second best. And we are called upon to
pay for lives and accidents that result
in the killing or manning of people by
Government transportation.
Rights Are Limited.
"A man who is enlisted in the Army
or Navy has no more right reckleSSly to
drive a truck in violation of law than 1
have, and a good healthy jail sentence
is what they need, and I want to insist
right now that you do it and let us
start here in Washington doing it..
Might before last an Army truck
killed or manned somebody right out
here on the street, which was reported
in the papers, and there are 25 to so
cases on the private calendar every
session Of Congress, of the Army alone,
and We ought to stop it. They think
because they are driving a Government
owned car that they have a right to do
anything they want to and generally
they dismiss the officer and get off
by saying: 1 am obeying orders"
Revolving of Permit.
Mr.. Harland explained that in every
justifiable case the violator's drivers
permit is revoked. You not only have
the right to take away his permit"
said Mr. Collins, but you have right
to slap him in jail
Il want you gentlemen to put some
body in jail. 1 just want to see you do
it at once.
NOW you take the ordinary mail
truck or you take any sort of truck of
one of these departments, and the man
who is driving it thinks because he is
in a Government-owned car that he
has both sides of the street and the
other people who are driving have no
rights whatever. And do not know
of any one thing that would do that
crowd more good than just arbitrarily
to select one out of each crowd and just
give him about 10 days in jail"