The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-10-09
Good evening.
 o--O--O SAFETY ALPHABET
"A SMILES THE THING"

 H is for Horn which never should
 fail. I is for Instinct the new driver
 lacks. J is for Judge who says Fifty
 Smacks." K is for Knock which tells some
 thing is busted. L is for Lights, see they're alway:
 adjusted. M is for Motor Cops, they ars
 your friends. N is the Narrow Road, sound.
 horn in bends. O is for Oil. supply you should
 carry. P is the Puncture you hate like Ole
 Harry. o is for Quiet in Hospital Zones. R is for Reason, which saves broker
 bones. S is for Signals, you always shoule
 give. T is for Traffic Rules, obey them
 and live. U is for Uniform courtesy and
 care. V. is for Vigilance everywhere. w is for Windshield, which must
 be kept clear. x is the. Unknown that most of us
 fear. Y is for Youngsters. away from
 them draw. z is for Zeal in obeying the law. S -SCOVILL BULLETIN
 o-O-o Mary Garden. back from Europe has set an N. E. A. poet to poem. ing. He says: Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does the Garden grow? Blonde hair and eighteen curls Where Red locks used to show.
 o-O-o Aimee McPherson Hutton is starting a revival in Boston. One clever Bean" among millions ot Bostons.
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 Aimee says she's much bet ter looking since marrying, AT,,w. Evidently love can do what high pressure religion can't.
 o-O-o Aimee's a platinum blonde now Who said Jean Harlowe's influ- ence was waning.
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 DING, DING Aimee's gone to Boston, To give religion to the Hub, She's married now and needs more
 dough, And that's where comes the rub
 o-O-o Would you call a grave stone a monumental expense?
 Noted Tennis Player Di-
 
 case of tennis courts leading to divorce courts.
 o-O-o The chap who bounded the day lights out of a drum when a kid, is a steam riveter now.
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 PING, PONG His wife sneezed,
 At him one day,
 And her gallant sneezc,
 Blew his wig away.
 o-O-o Perhaps Santy Claus could end the depression if he brought every body a present of job.
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 The only thing that pays for itself nowadays is a pay sta- tion.
 The graduate who won the ora tory prize generally grows up to be a politician.
 TO A PROOF READER Congratulations, lady trim, And now our loud applause will dock, We like the color that you picked, To mark your charming purple SmOck.
 o-O-o They picked up a chap out west who stands with arms extended like a scarecrow. He's probably been working in a corn field all summer.
 Elections may come and elections may go, but dejec- tions roll on forever.
 o--O-o We might get at the foot of the depression by emptying the old family socks of accumulated dol lars.
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 TEE, HEB An election Is like a story, That dots our humble way, The thing is soon forgotten, It lasts for but . day.
 o-O--o Now it is predicted that within two years you'll be able to buy an airplane for $500. They'll soon be cheaper than the cheapest funeral.
 O-O--o This concludes our regular Fri day evening program. It came to you over DBD and was broadcast by the Waterbury Evening Demo- crat. pioneer in this type of news paper work. We are signing off at this time. to be back on the air again tomorrow at noon, with our usual Saturday feature.
 o-O--o Good night.