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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-16
futile
BY LUCILLE WEIDEL

Frank Berkvam spent a couple of
Gays last week in Jamestown attend
ing to business matters.
Henry Kremenetsky is suffering
from an attack of rheumatism In his
knee and a bad wound In his foot
caused by his stepping on a rusty
nail
Wm. Burton motored to Sykeston
Sunday where he spent the day with
his family.
J. e. Guldemann spent Saturday
and Sunday with his family here.
Mrs. F. F. Allanentertained the
Sunshine club at her home March II.
Art Baden visited friends in Bis
marck a few days last week.
DR.. j. r. Ostfield formerly of Tut
tie and located at the state hospital
at Jamestown was visiting friends In
the city one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Taasevigen were
guests at the Vint Robertson. home
one day this week.
Rev. and Mrs. Carl Kinzler were
callers at the John Buck and Her
bert Lunden farm homes Friday eve
ming.
F.. p. Hutchinson returned from Bis
marck and Mandan Saturday where
he has been enjoying visits with old
friends.
A. E. Walt visited at the Haven
home Saturday and Sunday. Mrs.
Walt returned home with him after
spending some time here taking care
Of her mother, Mrs. Hanen, who is
rapidly recovering from a broken leg.
Geo. Whitehead was a caller at the
county seat Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Galbreath enter
tanned a few of their friends at their
farm home Tuesday evening. The
evening was spent informally.
Mrs. Carrie Hansen has been as
sisting at the home of her sister, Mrs,
Russ, during the illness of Mr.. Russ.
Fred Wetzel motored to Steele
Tuesday on business matters.
The condition Of Mrs. Otto Baden
who has been i'll for sometime, is re-
ported as very serious.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chef Hutchinson and
baby, Emmett Elingson and Ewood
Hutchinson visited at the VIM. Hart
man home in Washburn Sunday.
Prof. Peterson and Coach Kelly
went to Pingree Monday afternoon
on q business matter.
The sub-district tournament was
held at Steele Thursday and Friday Of
last week at which five teams, Lehr
Happen, Robinson, Wing and Tuttk
competed for the championship, which
was awarded to Lehr.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. w. F. Hartman formerly OF Tut.
tie and now residing at Washburn.
John Hanen, Jake KremenctskJ
and Mrs. Guerrin were business call.
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Sterling
BY E r r.

Harry O'Neil of Mckenzie as a
town caller Monday.
Ernest Johnson was a town caller
Tuesday. He also called at the Char
ley Anderson home.
Jake Heaton was a town caller
Tuesday.
Mrs. Jennie Clarke, Miss Violet and
Bob Clarke were town callers Mon
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Kusch We're
Bismarck shoppers Friday.
Quite a crowd attended the COM
munity sale which was held in Ster-
ling Saturday. L. B. Smith served
free lunch during the afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Haasin Eele and fam
lily called at the j. D. Stewart home
in Driscoll Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sedevic and
Lean Kusch were Sunday visitors at
the George Magnus home.
Mrs. Ernest Johnson, who has been
'lelping with the work at. the j. d.
Stewart home in DriScoll for the past
week. is spending a few days with her
parents, MI. and Mrs. Tom Stewart.
Quite a few from here attended the
hard time dance in DriScoll Friday
night.
Miss Ruthie Parks spent the week.
end with Almona Hurr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest johnson and
Grandpa Johnson were Sunday sup
per guests at the Tyler johnson
home.
Joseph Dorson, who has been laid
up with a broken ankle for the past
three weeks, started school again
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Stewart were
bismarck shoppers Friday.
Mrs. o. Printze vas in Bismarck
Monday.
Roy Hansen was a town caller Fri
Gay.
Miss Beatrice Hall spent the week.
end at the Nels Dronen home north
IF Driscoll.
Miss Lillian Hall spent the week.
end with her parents here.
MI. and Mrs. Mel Ness and family
spent Sunday visiting relatives and
friends near Hazelton.
MI. and Mrs. Zelmer Drystad and
family, Miss Tillie Wall, Mr.. and Mrs.
Martin Nelson and Mr.. and Mrs. E.
A. Killing were Bismarck shoppers
Saturday.
Max Lang called at the Earl Hall
home Friday night.
Adolph Hansen was a town caller
Saturday.
Bud Wesley, Lillian and Adelaide
Hall were Bismarck shoppers Satur-
day.
Ma Lang took MI. and Mrs. Paul
Lang and daughter Maxine to Bis
marck Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glen Briggs Of Ha-
zelton are spending a few days here
with Mr.. and Mrs. Freto Envick.
Carey Johnson, who is employed at
the Harry Edgeley home, called at the
Tyler Johnson home Sunday.
Frank Johnson and Ellis Elafled Of
Driscoll called at the Tyler johnson
home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elder Elness and
Frankie were town callers Friday.
Harry Edgerly was a town caller
Thursday.
Clifford Olson. accompanied by
Mrs. Agnes Wright and Fan Edgeley.
spent the weekend at Fargo. Mrs.
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Glenview
BY MRS. LARS JACOBSON

Mrs. Walter Rustand of La Verne
and brother Earl Rocker of Pembina
were here a few days last week visit
ing relatives.
Grace Simons visited at the Lowell
Christensen home the latter part Of
the week.
Bill Larson was a Wilton caller
Saturday.
Quite a few of the locals attended
the old time dance and whist party
at Baldwin Wednesday evening.
Howard Scott spent a few days the
latter part Of the week visiting at the
Reynard Splitter home.
Chester Erstrom was a Bismarck
caller Saturday.
Willard, Walter and Ray Simons
were in Wilton Thursday.
Mrs. c. NJ. Jacobson spent Monday
afternoon visiting at the Hagen home
IN Painted Woods.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Morgan motored
to Wilton Monday OH business.
Vernon Lind, who spent a few days
visiting at the Jacobson home. re-
turned to his home in Still Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burt Monroe motored
to Bismarck n day last week where
Mrs. Monroe consulted a doctor.
Mrs. Elsie ErStrom and father. Mr..
Lauback, visited at the Arthur Leni-
han home east of Baldwin Sunday.
We understand the Lindstroms are
returning this spring from Panama,
where they have lived for the past
year.
Visitors at the Simons home SUM-
day were Mr.. and Mrs. Lowell Chris
Jensen, MI and Mrs. Chester Err
strom and family and Mr.. and Mrs.
Lars Jacobson.
Mrs. Lowell Christensen and Grace
Simons called at the Paul Bourgoise
home Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. Jake Splitter and daughters
Emelia and Alice visited st the Char
lie Splitter home Sunday.
Willard Jacobson called at the
Palmer Strandemo home Friday eve
ming.
Mr. and Mrs. Al Holden and daug,s-
ter Sarah were Wilton shoppers Sat-
urday.
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turned to their home Saturday to
spend Sunday.
Mrs. John Baker and son James
were Bismarck callers Saturday
morning.
Mrs. Presley Gosney called at the
! Elsus Elness home in Sterling Fri
day afternoon.
A large crowd attended the old
| time dance in the Sterling hall Fri
| day night which was given by MRS.
! John Benz and Mrs. Herman Nie1nan.
Music was furnished by Mr.. and Mrs.
Hank Nieman.
MI. and Mrs. Henry Swindling were
Bismarck callers Thursday.
MI. and Mrs. George Lewis were
Bismarck callers Thursday.
Miss Genevieve Jessen spent Fri
day night and Saturday with Beryl
Sherman.
Ed Fogarty was a Bismarck caller
Thursday. Mrs. Fogarty returned
home with him.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elsus Elness and son
Curtis Of Sterling visited at the Her
man Nieman home Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. John Bennz and daughter
Evelyn were Moffit callers Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Carroll and
family and Miss Grace Miller Of Moi
tit visited at the Herman Nieman
home Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. George Lewis spent the past
week with her sister, Mrs. Floyd
Bier of near Braddock.
John Benz was a Sterling caller
Friday.
Bill Nieman and son Lester visited
at the Herman Nieman home Sunday
afternoon.
MI. and Mrs. George Lewis were
Bismarck callers Saturday.
Arnold Kush spent Sunday at the
George Kusch home.
Mrs. Cline and son Leslie were
Moffit callers Monday.
Beulah, Florence and Evelyn Benz
spent Friday night with Lois Nieman.
Charley Gosney called at the Elness
home Sunday.
Russell and Tilman Hanson were
Sterling callers Saturday.
Miss Ann Hayes vii~ted at the Her.
Nieman home Sunday.
A large crowd attended the COM
munity auction sale in Sterling Sat-
urday. ]. H. Riley acted as auctioneer.
Free lunch was served by L. B. Smith.
Edna Mae Gosney called at the Ell
ness home In Sterling Monday night.
Quite q large crowd attended the
Agricultural talk for the farmers
given in the Sterling hall Monday
evening. An agricultural movie was
also shown.
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Frances
MRS. WALTER DIETZMAN

Floyd Owen called on John Olsen
Monday evening.
John Olsen was a caller at the
Walter Dietzman home Tuesday eve
ming.
Lawrence maitland was a business
caller in Bismarck Tuesday.
Walter Dietzman and son were bus
mess callers at the Tebbo Harms
home Wednesday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tebbo Harms and
son Jake were callers in Bismarck
Wednesday.
MI. and Mrs. Henry Miller were
shoppers in Bismarck Tuesday.
John Mccormick returned home
from Fargo N. D. Tuesday where he
spent the last couple OF weeks.
Mrs. Harms and Mrs. Kershaw at
tended the Nutrition Gardening prof.
ect meeting held at Bismarck We'd
nesday.
Clarence Ryberb was a caller at
the H. Miller home Wednesday.
MI. and Mrs. Adam Schauer and
son were shoppers in Bismarck Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Miller and son
Leonard visited at the Phil Gable
home Wednesday night.
MI. Putnam, county agent from
Bismarck, organized a pig club at the
East Francis school Friday afternoon.
MI. and Mrs. Walter Dietzman al
so John Olsen were shoppers in Bis
marck Friday.
Tebbo Harms and Walter Dietzman
attended the lodge meeting at Bis
marck Friday night.
Andrew and Eddie Schauer were
callers at the F. L. Owen home Sat-
urday.
Bud and Robert Miller were callers
at the Ryberg home Friday evening.
Mrs. Mary Mccormick has been
quite sick the last week. It vas nee
essary to call a physician several
times. Her daughters, Mrs. Falconer
and Mrs. Brooks are there caring for
her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence maitland
spent Sunday at the Harold maitland
home south of Menoken.
MI. and Mrs. Tebbo Harms and son
Jake and daughter Vina spent We'd
nesday evening at the w. A. Dietz-
man home.
MI. and Mrs. John Gable and FAM
lily spent Friday evening at the
Henry Miller home.
Miss Margaret Olson spent Sunday
with Miss Hattie Davidson.
MI. and Mrs. Walter Dietzman and
son were visitors at the Chas. Nc
Cormick home Sunday.
Elmer Lundquist was a visitor at
the Tooker home Friday evening.
Lawrence maitland wa q caller in
Bismarck Friday.
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Lyman
BY s. GYLDEN

~ ~
Emil Lieuska spent Sunday at the
Gust Eckholm home.
Arthur Seppanen and Edwin Mil
Ter from Braddock are spending a few
days at the Jacob Banttari home.
Mrs. John Gylden and sons Sc
vert and Sulo and Sylvia Eckholm
were business callers in Bismarck
Wednesday.
Bill Wanttaja and Edwin Olson
called at L. G. Holmes Sunday eve
ming.
Mrs. E. M. Arch and Myrtle and
Severt, Sulo and Sadie Gylden spent
Wednesday evening at Gust Eek
holm's.
Bill Mulari visited at Louis Olson's
Monday evening.
The party which was held at Mrs.
Anna Dronen's Saturday evening was
well attended.
Severt Gylden and Myrtle Arch
called at Dan Wahlman'S near Ster-
ling Sunday.
Wayne, Venla and Walter Inget
spent Sunday afternoon at Gust Eek
holm's.
Selma Rise spent a few days at the
Louis Olson home.
Sadie Gylden called at William
Wanttaja's Sunday evening.
Arthur Dronen spent Sunday at
Arthur Magnus'.
Sallie and Sergio Gylden visited at
the Gust Eckholm home Sunday.
Sulo Gylden spent Monday eve
ming at Louis Olson's.
Selma Rise, Josie and Hilma Olson
and Alvina Schlickenmayer spent
Sunday afternoon at William Want
taja's.
Elmer and Theodore Thorson called
at Arne Antilla's Sunday.
Harold Dronen spent Sunday eve
ming at John Gylden's.
Josie Olson, Alvina Schlickenmayer
and Selma Rise called on Sadie CYL
den Sunday evening.
John Matson and son Ben were
business callers at John Gylden's one
day last week.
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Missouri
BY L. M.

Mrs. Loyejoyce from Bismarck Wis
tied with her mother, Mrs. Lighthizer,
Monday afternoon. Mrs. Lighthizer
is quite i'll with pneumonia.
Mrs. James Robidou was a caller al
the Lighthizer home Monday.
MIR. and Mrs. Leslie Clark were
callers at the John Crawford home
Tuesday evening.
Paul Hapel was a business caller in
Bismarck Friday.
Miss Annie Chesak visited with
Miss Lucille Crawford Thursday af-
ternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leslie Clark motored
to Bismarck Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Robidou were
callers in Bismarck Saturday.
Mrs. Ferris was a business caller In
Bismarck Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Crawford and
daughter Eleanor, Wm.M Mills, Mr.. and
Mrs. Clifton Kimball we're dinner
guests at the John Crawford home
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Irvine and
family were entertained at VIM. Nc
Donald's Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Gagnor and
daughter Ruth Ann visited and dined
at the John Crawford home Tuesday.
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HI TRIBUNE
! Wright spent the weekend in Valley

Wright spent the weekend in Valley
City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tyler Johnson, &C
companied by Mrs. Evelyn Mork,
we're Bismarck shoppers Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Sydner Of Boyd
township were Sunday visitors at the
Tyler johnson home.
Anton Oberg and Oscar Jersett
we're town callers Friday.
Max Lang "a a Wednesday caller
at the Tyler johnson home.
John De Kray Of Pettibone called
at the Tyler johnson home Wednes-
day.
Alton Johnson spent Wednesday
evening with Joseph Dorson.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sedivic were
Monday evening guests at the Tom
Stewart home.
Mrs. Ralph Meyer, the former Miss
Violet Lee, returned home Sunday to
visit with her folks here.
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NEWS OF OUR NElCHBORS

OH Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Johnson
Thursday.
Conrad johnson and o George
were Wilton callers Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Johnson and
daughter were Friday evening call
erS at the Howard Watkins home in
Regain.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Neon visited
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Conrad
Johnson.
Steve Little and family and Mrs. A.
Sundquist home Sunday.
Martin Strand motored to Bis
marck on business Monday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1931-03-16
Renewed Diphtheria
Attack Grips Alaska

Point Barrow. Alaska, March 49,
A renewed outbreak of diphtherja
gripped this settlement THURSDAY,
Overlooking the only hospital with
patients. Anxiety among health au-
Authorities rose because virtually al,
available antitoxin had been used.
DR.. Henry Griest of the Presby.
terrain hospital said the health bureau
at Fairbanks, which sent a supply of
antitoxin here last Sunday by Joe
Crosson. airplane pilot, had advised
MIN it was hesitant about sending
more serum by plane because Of the
expense.
The physician replied financial
considerations We're secondary. He
said that If the situation at VAIN
right, southwest of here, became more
serious, more than soc, 900 units of
antltoxin would be needed.
Motion picture company airplanes
at Fairbanks were reported earlier in
me week to be arranging to transport
auoltional serum, but whether finan-
cial arrangements were preventing
this was not definitely stated.
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Wilton
BY r r FERRIS

Jim Keller and his son Dennis and
family arrived Tuesday from Mon
tana for an extended visit with rela-
tiveS in this community.
A baby boy was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Charley Keller Saturday, Febru-
airy %. Mother and son are doing
nicely.
Miss Gladys Granting and her sis
ter Margaret Of Regan called on their
aunt, Mrs. Art Ferris, Friday after
noon.
MILFORD Christensen and Carrie
Ann johnson surprised their many
friends Tuesday by being quietly
married at Washburn.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. K. Eastman are
visiting in Minnesota.
Mr.. and Mrs. JoeN Guthrie of Bis
marck visited friends in Wilton Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. q. Olgierson, Mrs.
Louise Hagen and daughter Viola Wis
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ter company demonstration farms on
determination of weeds and DIVERSE
fled farming. Moving pictures of the
farms at Larimore and Aberdeen we're
shown, aSo other films. The Ladies'
Aid served lunch at l o'clock. This
was put on by the business men Of
Moffit. Over 100 attended the meet
ing.
Frank Benz and VIM. Carroll put
on a free moving picture show in the
evening Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Peckens were
guests at the Hoffman home Sunday.
The event was Miss Geraldine Hoff-
mans birthday.
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ers at the county hub on Wednesday
Of last week.
MI. and Mrs. Rheinholdt Melhoff
Of Harvey visited their parents here
q couple Of days last week.
Joe Lux, who has been visiting his
daughter Mrs. Chef Hutchinson, de-
parted on Tuesday for Casselton, this
state, where he expects to find en-
ployment during the summer months
with 6 construction crew.
Willie Burton left Monday to &C
cept a position with the Smith con-
tractors at Steele.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Christensen
have moved their household goods in
to the e. Friestad house and have
accepted a position with the Smith
contractors.
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Still
b. F. HAGSTROM

Walter Strand called on his brother
Eugene Strand at the John Aspland
home Monday.
Helen Johnson spent the weekend
with her cousin Neva Noon.
Mrs. Signe Johnson and son Werner
and daughter Hilma were Sunday din
rer guests at the Pearson home.
MI. and Mrs. Edwin Johnson were
Sunday callers at the home of Mrs.
Johnson's parents, MI. and Mrs. John
johnson.
George Johnson "a a business call
er at the Chas Noon home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anthony Erickson
motored TO Wilton Thursday evening
where Mrs. Erickson visited with Mrs.
q. Skinner while Mr.. Erickson ac-
companied Mr.. Skinner to Washburn.
Ole Hagstrom was q business call
el in Regain Tuesday.
MI. and Mrs. Edwin johnson visit
ed Wednesday evening at the home
Of MIR. Johnson'S parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charlie Johnson, of Naughton
township.
Martin Strand accompanied John
A0W " 0lC4lI61VA 10OOA0ys
Erick Pearson was a business call
or Of Peter johnson Friday.
Mrs. Howard Watkins Of Regan
visited Monday with Mrs. Albert
johnson.
Erick Pearson and Axel Asplund were
callers in Wilton one day last week.
Doris johnson visited In Wilton
over Sunday with her cousin Helen
Richard.
Verna Strand visited Friday with
Mrs. Stgne johnson.
Bert Hedstrora, Albert johnson and
walter 6undqu1st were Bismarck call
ors "wednesday.
IA Broehl spent Saturday and Sum
day In Bismarck. -.
l6r. and 1lrs. Peter Johnson called
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tied at the Charley Danielson home
Saturday.
Miss Gladys Granting, teacher from
north of town, visited relatives neal
Bismarck over the weekend.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Howe and
daughter Esther, Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
Mitchell, Pete Left, Ted Newman and
Herman Mitchell attended the BAN
uuet of the I. G. A. Dealers in Bis
marck last Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Hanson are the
proud parents of a baby boy born
February %.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-03-01
The Richest
Rewards Go To
The Pioneer

rs ITORY abound convincing pour
|UN the lap of the vtorthe faith and vonths
who recognizes and has the
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Thtnh 81 Q cool, sparkling tree-sheEtered Swtmmlns
Pool NTH every modern facility for GequGtte sports
all Utthtn a stones throW OF pour otOH reses
sheltered gateway. STRATHMEADE'S "ADDRD
VALUES" are redt--they are all INCLUSIVE.
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STRAfHMBADB recognizes the modern need foV
closer associations betceen home and recreation tkh
Q spOrty, S7-hcls Golf Layout and Community Club
hoWse, part ~ s0hfch 1Cfl be ready for plGg khts
sWmmer. added VALUES" IKE there Gcarxe e
eeapS SFGthmead1 hens.
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TORY abounds convincing evidence that the richest
/UN the lap of the nvestothe faith and vionhs
who opportunity and has the
Today added pioneer
wholly opportunity whether
build home Of future
That Che Washington this community
family
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What does this all
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also that preferred
actually
one-y expected when SGbSGds
fully It's stride
No interested in Washington
interested of
all
about the Sratb Financial Plan which
identical Of
large subscribers This has been ted abt
pronounced by recognized authorities be the approach the ideal
conceived. Z i
And Srstbmde
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Pand know all" Don't dya
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Couldn't BLUFF HIM

Biddeford, Me.) Journal: Our
police reporter tells n about a
stranger who applied at the police
station for a lodging and when asked
his name replied that it was Smith
"Give me your real name" he was
commanded by the custodian OF the
records. well" said the applicant,
"put me down as William Shakes
peare."
That's better" the cop told him
@You cant bluff me with that Smith
stuff
About all you can say for the world
IS that 1t provided something new to
blame and gave old Adam a rest.
Maybe they figure the Wickersham
report will be mild enough to please
both sides II they age 1t.
Fame: The privilege Of eating a
cold place lunch in a crowd and
listening to much dull Oratory.
Beach days will soon be here, and
then we'll know whether the country
is really out Of backbone.
The merit of a driver is the meas
IRE of his dependence on the breaks
and the brakes.
With fake hotel labels for your
luggage and fake labels for your wine,
about all YOU need to complete the
illusion at home Is a cinder in your
eye.
PUSH OVER
New York Sun: Grandpa says you
can't make very good time on the
road to hell nowadays-the traffic is
terrible.
About all the layman knows OF
bugology is that If it isn't a worm or
q quadruped. it's a weeyil.
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NOW YOU TELL ONE
HEN INTELLIGENCE

Open Road: Betty-Black hens
are more clever than white ones,
aren't they, ma?
Ma-What makes you think that,
dear?
Betty-Well, the black ones can lay
white eggs, but the white ones cant
lay black eggs.
A scientist Is a man who can ex-
anime a steers thigh bone buried by
last years landslide and reconstruct
a million-year-old camel.
AFTER YOU'VE FED THE FISHES
Boston Transcript: Maybe the
camera never lies" but it antici-
pates. Your passport photograph
looks as you will look when you're a
dozen hours at sea.
Prohibition has at last demon
strated the impossibility Of talking
anything to death.
A SOUR ANSWER
Jaw OaSSS
How did you come to choose lemon
for your new gown?
Wife-I had such a job squeezing
it out Of you.
Too many people seem to think
that self : determination was for in
dividuals as well as states.
Love is the anesthetic that keeps a
man from feeding it when he's hem
pecked.
Few doughboys remember their
French, but they know now that
"hors d'oeurvre" doesn't e some
portion of horse.
"In Russia the business mar is re-
garded as a mich cow and treated
just we'll enough to keep the milk
coming" says Bukharim. Copy cats!
The Daily Alaska empire., 1931-04-23
W. H. BREMEN SUCCUMBS TO
 OLD AGE ILLS
Rites for Veteran Resident of Territory to Be
 Held Tomorrow

w. H. Bremen, 78 years old died yesterday in St. Ann's Hos pital from infirmities incident to old age. Funeral rites will be held in the Catholic Church of the Nativity at o'clock tomorrow morning. Interment, under di- rection of the Young Nor tuary, will be in Evergreen ceme- tery.
 MT. Bremen was born in Wis consin. He came to Alaska about 30 years ago and had lived in various parts of the Territory. He had been a resident of Juneau sev- eral years. His chief occupation was mining.
 He was unmarried. Nothing is known here of any surviving rela- tives.