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entertainment win Be made 1t .
late. date.
The chapter welcomed back MEM
bers who had been gone during the
summer months and heard reports
on routine business
Pink roses and fern sprays In
baskets formed decorations and aft
er the meeting. refreshments were
served.
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Edcouch
SURPRISE PARTY
FOR MRS HUGHES

SURPRISE PARTY
FOR MRS. HUGHES
Mrs. Marion Hughes was the honor
guest at a surprise birthday party,
given by her sister. Miss Mary
Evelyn Bieze. at the ugHheS apart
ment wednesday evening. Upon the
arrival OF the guests, Mrs. Hughes
was presented with many gifts. The
evening was spent playing bridge
with Mrs. Media Hughes winning
high cor for the women and Bur-
ton Hughes held high for the men.
A salad course was served.
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666


LIQUID On -EjLETS
Relieves a Heaia. @ or NEURALGIA
IN 20 minutes, checks u Cold the
first day. and checks Malaria m
three days
666 Salve for Baby's Cold
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Nm SOCIETY ORQEs--A COMPLETE PACE FOR VALLEY WOMEN s=

hart. president OF the auxiliary. are
In charge and Circle 2 viii be
hostess A very good representa-
ton Of the board was present with
only one member being absent.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Fanton or
FL Jardin r the parents Of an
81 pound daughter born last week
at Mercy hospital. The baby has
been named Dorotha Marion.
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SOCIETY BEGINS
NEW STUDY

OOOlE11 bEGlN0
NEW STUDY
The study Of the book Challenge
of Change" was begun by the wo-
men OF the Methodist Missionary
society at their regular weekly meet
ing wednesday afternoon. The book
study is in charge of Mrs. VIM.
Hughes. Mrs. w. c. Moore in charge
of the music and Mrs. Potts Is in
charge of the devotional. Wednes-
days meeting was interesting with
several women giving reports on
different parts Of the book. Posters
illustrated the talks and showed tina.
much time and thought Is being
put into the study Of this very in
teresting book. Next week a round
table discussion will be held On the
parts given.
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FRIENDSHIP
CLASS PARTY

Mr.. and Mrs. w. X. Galbreath.
with Mrs. Tom Hughes entertained
the Friendship Sunday School class
at an IA" party Thursday night. at
the Galbreath home. A short bust
ness meeting. with the president,
Mrs. Lawrence Lindley IN charge,
was held, at which time the class
voted to- sponsor a choir for the
Methodist church.
After a number of snappy games
OF "84" the hostess served refresh
ments to about twenty-five men,
bers and n guest.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. K. Bonham have
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Soph: What's your name.
Plebe?
Frosh: Quitz Jones. sir.
Soph: Where'd you get that
name, Quit?
Frosh: When ! was born my
father came in and saw me. He
said to mother, MARY, let's call
it QuitzI"
-csvnecis Tcsk. PHffrt.
Kid: Buy me an all day suck
er, Daddy.
Scotch Father: Nav, nav,
Iaddie; it's summer time now
and there's no use burning the
stick in the furnace.
PITT Parfkfr.
"Why are those girls whis-
pering together
That's the new secret soci-
ety."
%. Of S. cely. Fsrsur.
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III the souls " men created. in fact,
new problems of outlook aS the
spirit of prejudice came IN conflict
with the new spirit OF grace and
truth. r. Is always SO ~ the prog
rcSs uf the church. The u real
u religion becomes, the more
definitely does Nc create new prob
lens III contact with 4 selfish and
sinful world. It il through these
new challenges and the. new con-
tlictS that progress comes, and 1T is
as true today as II was IL these
DAYS on the early church that "the
hand OF the Lord" Is with those
who 40 forth I'm his name and in
his spirit. and the effect OF their
witness and their lab0rs is always
that others believe and are turned
unto the Lord This IN the law OI
growth IN the Christian church.
and wherever Christians observe M
II brings its results.
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FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST

Corner Elizabeth and West Second
Streets
First Church OF Christ. Scientist
OF Brownsville, Texas. q branch OF
the Mother Church. The First
Church OF Christ, Scientist. In
Boston, Massachusetts,.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Sunday morning services at li:00
Subject: Truth
A Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at 800 o'clock.
Reading room IN the church
building open Tuesdays and Fridays
from 200 to 500 p. m
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we read the Bibleq -caiestia Cob

we read the Bible? -Calestia Cob
bic.
What can we do to increase at
tendance at 9. Z. meetings? -
Jerome Wilson
Is II easy TO lead o Christian
Ife2-Melba Howard.
Is our minister getting from us
In all ways the support he should2
II not at what point do we fail
him?-Custer Driver.
Business.
Endeavor Benediction.
II. J. HOWARD. pastor.
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va
h'@0e r. PARKED CAR
Katherine Really Bill. YOU
mustn't sfon / have never
parked before w mv lifc. VII
must act sweet and simpIc-
bows like AS that wav.l
prf I..-l. -Nw
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Joe Colleges father says that
the only thing not junior about
the Junior Ball IS the price.
-liirn. SstU-Afah
Conductor: Your fare.
Coy Coed (blushing) Thank
you.
-SyrarHfs OraHgr Peel
Oscar: You say your wife
used to be a beautiful woman?
Oswald: Ye7, but she got
over that.
-1riross Kisy-Kef.
Hall Tosis: Nhere'd you
land Oh your last parachute
jump?
Add Noyd: None Of your
business.
-Arrs Gyrsn CsHdsr.
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~ W-|TT
SAN BENLTO July Carl Ham-
ut0n. pres dent y tthc club. N cx-
pected to return from Toronto,
Canada IL time 20 tell the local
Lions about The nturna. l0nal con-
vcntiun. it was announced at thin
weeks meeting Friday ~ the
StDrHWali Jackson hotel.
Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton are max
irg w vacation trip following tho
convention bnt arc expected back
I'm a few days.
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ODen Rental Agency

SAN BENITO. July 25-Opening
on "a rental eEency tn San Benito
by John T. Atkinson has been an
nOulced.
Mr.. Atkinson. who came here
from Miller. South Dakota. mas OBJ
ened the agency az rs M. sam
Houston Blvd Cooks News Stand
BldRl
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FIRST METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School Mt $50, w. wv.
Underwood, Superintendent.
Business Mems Bible class at the
Queen Theater at 9:45. Prof. r. ].
Bingham, teacher.
Young married peoples class at
the church. Capt. Anderson OF the
Volunteers OF America, giving the
lesson.
Other classes for all ages and
grades from cradle roll 70 adults.
Preaching by the pastor at 1850
a. m. and 8 p. m.
Epworth League at Z .. N.
Mid-week worship Wednesday ct
8 p. m.
The women's Missionary Society
will meet In the Circles Monday 81
$3.50 p. m.
Circle no. / with Mrs. G. L. Hun
te-.
Circle No. 2. with Mrs. John
Sample.
Circle NO. 3. with Mrs. Nathan
Moore.
Young Matron's Circle at the
church with Mrs.. j. II. Diltz
6pcGid4 music morning.
Voluntary, "Andante IN G'-Moz-
art.
Offertory. TO Spring,"-Grieg.
Solo. The Lord is My Light
Allitsen. Mrs. Rose Benson.
"Postlude PampaSo,"-Schuler.
Evening:
Voluntary, The Crusaders
Volkmann.
Offertory, SLOW Movement
Mozart.
Mems Quartet, Mrs. John G.
Sewell. MI. Emmett Sewell, Mrs. Gil
more. Mr.. Henshaw.
Festival Postlude"-Tours.
At the evening hour DR.. G.. Z.
Osborne will direct the congTega-
ton in mass singing, using familiar
gospel songs.
"A cordial invitation Is extended 10
members and visitors.
Sterling Fisher. Pastor.
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Woman's Club
Bic Received
(By Staff Correspondent

NbN oINII ~IEtnIUIILENILF
RAYMONDVTLLE. July Is. -
Twelve bids have been received 50
far by Lloyd u. Mellor. Harrington
architect. on the Womanis club
building TO be erected here.
The following general contractors
have entered bids: Blythe a. Duer-
son. +. III. Buck. Meriwether &
Sauers, Ramsey Bros, Rio Grande
Const. Co, and Smith a. Galhraith
or Harrington: Mcmillan CcnSt. Co,
and Walter r.. Chambers. San
Benito: W. A. Parks. a. e. Howard.
III. y. Warren and Mr.. Barnes Of
Ravmondville.
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CHURCH OF GOD

Hariingcn
Parsonage. z1s Z. Tyler. Phone
SEW.
Sunday school 9:45 q. m.
J. G. Young. superintendent.
Preaching services IL LOO a. n. and
1880 70. m.
A full gospel message and good
music.
The church OF welcome with a
message.
Rev. T. II Mcneil. Pastor
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CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH

4th and Levee StS.
Sherwood Bishop. Bible School
superintendent.
Bible School Gas q. IN. IN our
splendidly equipped school. every
home viii be able 70 find their
lace. Come earlyi
Morning worship no Il a. m.
: Prelude "Memories"-Mitchell.
Invocation.
Hymn.
Scripture lesson.
PRAYER.
Announcements.
Duet-Mr. and Mrs. Chas. w.
Ross.
Sermon by the pastor, "stumb-
ling Blocks.
Invitation hymn.
Postlude-"Fantas
Evening gospel service al 8 p. m.
on roof auditorium.
The pastor viii preach on The
Passing Harvest. and Mrs. Fl. ri.
Howard viii bring a message In
song. We invite YOU to come and
enjoy with us this delightful out
Of doors service.
G. T.. Program
Toplc-Overcoming the Obstacles
70 Christianity-Matt 5:l3-16.
Song-No. As. Stand Up for
Jesus.
Song-No. 81. Onward. Chris
tian Soldiers.
Song-No. 66. Living for Jesus.
Sentence prayers.
S0nE-No. 81, How Firm a
foundation.
Talks.
Leaders talk-Jack Noble.
How often and how much should
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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH

Sunday:
Masses al 600. TOO, $50 and
$50.
Evening at 7:3o. Rosary and bene-
diction.
Thursday evening at 7:30: Holy
hour.
On the first Friday Of the month,
at 6 and r o'clock with even
ing devotions at 7:30.
Confessions heard on the after
noon and evening Of Saturday and
the eve OF major feasts.
Rev. Joseph Rose. O. M. /
Pastor.
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Sunday School Lesson
: : = = = = . = y
Christianity Spread by Adversely

OF moral convictions. That Is not
the logical conclusion from the
facts The logical conclusion IS.
rather, that spiritual ideals and
moral forces are inherently strong
er than anything else and no oppo-
Sition can destroy them
The power OF Christianity IL un-
doubtedly demonstrated III It's his
tory. Not only is Id ah ist0ry or
the major conquests or right against
wrong and of good over evil In the
larger conflicts or life: II Is q his
tory OF transformation I'm the In
ner experience OF men and or power
LII world leadership for right and
truth realized through that trans
formation that VIE call salvation
Consider this early martyrdom
OF Stephen IN its effect upon saul,
whose change OF heart Is signified
IN the change OF name that makes
him known to us Is Paul. We have
no record OF all that happened In
Paul's life. but we know that deep
III his consciousness there was en-
hedded the fact OF Stephens faith
and courage In the face of death.
and though Paul. with fury in his
young heart against the new reli-
gion was standing by and holding
the garments ar those who stoned
Stephen. and was conserving unto
his death. there was something in
him that pricked his ~c0nfrience
and that aroused the questioning
that on the way to Damascus was
to challenge and transform hts life.
Effects or Persecution
But the effects of the persecution
were not confined TO- one mans
experience even though that mar
became a remarkable world traveller
and did more than anv other one
individual 70 spread the Gospel
throughout the ancient world. The
TACT OF this persecution Of the early
church was To drive the Christian
groups and individuals 70 various
cities. and in this way the church
became established IN Antioch,
where the disciples were first known
as Christians. and In parts beyond
antioch The TACT that Jews were
already scattered in various places
gave these Christian disciples. who
were also Jews, a faithful field for
their ministry. and the conversion
Of Paul SO strengthened this move
ment OF migration among the early
Christians and the appeal Of the
new gospel TO the Jews in every
city where they went, that the
growth or the early church. which
scent n Of the most remarkable
phenomena IN history. X really ex-
planned BY the spiritual enthusiasm
associated with these outward
causes.
Law OF Growth
The Gospel. however was some
thing that could not be confined 10
one race or 10 one class. Very
quickly its power 10 ave and bless
Gentiles as well as Jews and black
men as well as white men, was
demonstrated. The breadth and
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FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Elizabeth at Palm boulevard
e.45 a. m~.-Sunday School, Cleve
Tandy, Supt.
100 q. m.-Morning worship The
pastor will resume his place ~ the
pulpit after an absence or two
months, speaking on the subject,
Gods Handiwork." Organ num-
bers by Mrs. A. B. Niven; Prelude,
Alteration" Borowski: Offertory,
Meditation" Fibich, Postlude,
Grand Choeur Dialogue" Diggle.
Special music by the choir, Nj. ].
A. Russell. director.
This church cordially welcomes
all who come, and extends a special
invitation to strangers and visitors
in the city.
Emmett p. Day, Pastor.
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Text: Acts 1884; 1l:ls-2r

And they stoned Stephen. calling
upon God. and saying, Lord Jesus.
receive my spirit.
and he kneeIed down. and cried
with a loud voice, Lord. lay not
this sin 70 their charge. Ana when
he had said this. he fell asleep.
and Saul was conserving unto
his death. And at that time there
VAS q great persecution against
the church which was &C jerusalem;
and they were al scattered abroad
thrOugh0ut the region OF Judea
and Samaria, except the apostles.
And devout men carried Stephen
to his burial. and made great
lamentation over him
AS for saul. he made havoc OF
the church, entering into every
house. and haling men and women
committed them to prison.
Therefore they that were scat
tered abroad went everywhere
preaching the word.
NOW they which were scattered
abroad upon the persecution that
arose about Stephen travelled as
far as Phenlce. and Cyprus. and
Antioch, preaching the word 10
none but unto the Jews only.
and some OF them were men on
Cyprus and Cvrene, which, when
they were come 20 Antioch, spake
unto the Grecians, preaching the
Lord JcaIs.
And the hand OF the Lord was
with them: and a great number
believed. and turned unto the Lord.
The International Uniform sun
day school Lesson FOR July 26.
Christianity Spread by Persecution
Acts 1884; 1I:i9-21.
by WIZ. T. GILROY ID. ID.
Editor or The C0ngrcgatiOnalist
The early growth or Christianity
Is a striking illustration Of the uses
of adversely. Paul at time. re-
ferr1ng 70 the prosecutions which
he had suffered, rej0iced that the
things that had seemed 30 unfa-
vorable 70 himself had turned out
for the growth and progress Of the
great cause I'd which ne had COM
p,etely devoted his life. What
Paul said concerning himself was
true throughout its entire history.
This fact has sometimes found
concrete expression IN the saying
that "the blood OF martyrs Is the
seed Of the church"
1t Is the most hopeful fact IN the
economy Of the universe that truth
crus1ed 70 earth does rise again.
that spiritual facts and forces in
stead of being stIfled BY opposition
and destructive agencies are as
seeds plunged into repulsive soil
that thrive and grow upon the I'M
savoriness OF their surroundings.
ChristIanity's Power
Probably one should not push the
recognition Or this to the point or
suggesting that opposition and per-
secutiOn are necessary for the
\ growth OF ideals and the triumph
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MEXICAN METHODIST cHuRcB

Sunday School $50 a. m. Super
intendent Rev. y. Garcia Vera.
Junior League 2:30 ID. m
Evening Service 7:45 D. m BY the
pastor.
Senior League Tuesday Ia D. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:45.
+. Ramos pastor.
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CHURCH OF CHRIST
Los Fresnos

1000 a. m. Bible Lesson.
ll:00 a. m. Communion.
tbs D. m. Young folks meeting.
Wednesday evening at 7:20, Bible
lesson meeting. On Thursday eve
ming at 1880 a lecture meeting with
speaking.
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VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA
9TH ADAMS

On Tuesday and Friday nights,
mission meets.
Saturday night &C 7:30 meetings
in the market square, proceeding
other services.
Spanish services following session
in market square.
Sunday afternoO.- from two to
three, services In the Jail.
Sunday at 3:15 p. m. at the hall.
Capt. Z. w. Anderson.
ALL SAINTS CHURCH
Episcopal
491 North Reagan Avenue. San
Benito.
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The first six months Of mar
ried life they kissed for affec-
ton each night when he came
home from work.
After that she kissed for in
vestigation.
-. r. a. Skifffr.
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preaching, 5 2. N.
Eyangelistic service, 9 .. M.
Tuesday, prayer meeting, s p. N.
Thursday, Bible class. 8 p. m.
The Bible class which meets ev-
cry Thursday night Is conducted by
Rev. and Mrs. Geo. ". Carlson Of
McAuen.
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Contract On Rollo
School Is Awarded

VIZ 1NENAI @WIA NNTTVITWLIII7
LA VILLA, july 25-Ihe low bid
or the Rio Grande Const. CO.. or
Harrington and Mercedes Won the
contract for the Rolfo school near
here. The bid was S6.898.
The plumbing contract went 70
j. II. Ferguson on a bid OF 1898 and
the wiring contract remains to Be
awarded by the La villa independ-
ent school district board OF trus-
tees.
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FONDA LOVE. You certainly
have a pretty mouth.
MISS HIGGINS. CO on with
your t1Diinr.
FONDA LOVE. T said it's a
pretty mouth and I'm going to stick
TO ft-Pathlindcr.
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FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

s:45 Modern Bible School-Geo-ge
M Hillyer. superintendent.
1885. Morning Worship:
Organ Prelude.
Doxology.
Invocation.
Gloria PatrL.
HYMN.
Silent worship a minutes).
Hymn.
Religious Review Is minutes)
O~ffe-tory. Duet and Chorus-My
Savior.
Pastors Message: REPOSITORY Mes
sage-Col. Oh /.
Hymn.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
TOO 3. Y. p. U-Departmentized
Tralning-W. T.. Collins, General
Director.
8:G0-Evening Worship:
Hymn No. 113.
Prayer.
Hymn No. 1853.
CONGREGATIONAL Service CTesti-
monies and Requests for Prayer.)
Offertory-Duet and Chorus
There's No Friend Like Jesus
Pastors Message: Character"
Invitation Hymn No. 261.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude.
IF you are interested is expository
preaching, then be sure and hear
the pastor Sunday morning on the
first chapter OF Col1ssians. He
win be assisted by one OF the Dea-
cons who will read the Scriptures.
The people should bring their
Bibles. His evening message On
character" will shed new light on
the unique Bible teaching concern
ing character.
o L, Smith. Pastor
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"TIl bct my head tnat Tim rights
declared Thompson.
ETH bet ruy purkrtbnnk that X am
right" retorted johnson.
"EIt your pUCkutbDOk i5 empty
"Well2-AnsWers.
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Tramp Cat door): Is your
husband at home?
Lady: How surprising - a
tramp with a college educationl
-BnckrsH Ssiss Hep.
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Evidence that man had reached
a well-developed stage OF mining
activity when mastodona trod the
earth. has been uncovered in South
Africa.
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And did you hear about the
fellow who always PLAYED trump
because some one had told him
that when in doubt play triumph?
-Ckicoso Pk0rnir.
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GUADALUPE CHURCH

$50 a. m--Communion Mass.
$3.50 a. m.-Hign Mass.
1850 D. m. - Evening Services.
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CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY
ALLIANCE

Tnter-denominaticnaI
Barreda Hall, Elizabeth St, be-
tween End and 3rd. Rev. "A. N.
BoStrom. minister.
SUNDAY services.
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a new use has been discov-
cred for the dial telephone. The
government is going to use it to
teach Congressman how to
count to ten.
-Nofrs Dsuss Ja75irr.
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CHURCH OF THE NAzARENE

San BenIt0
Sunday School. S:45 q. n.
Preaching HOO a. m.
N. Y. p. s. $50. p. m.
Preaching 7:30 p. m
Mldweek prayer service Wednes-
day evenings.
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Captain Butcher: Now, get
this straight, freshmen. Always
hold a salute until il is returned.
1.-THE next day a cadet boiled
to death in front of the monu-
ment waiting for a return sa-
lute.)
-. r.. 7. SAiferr.
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Services IN the Junior High s-hool
audit -ium az Q a. m.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Rev. III r. Wiedaranders, Pastor.
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sexagesima Sunday. Color. vio-

let.
Holy communion. 7:30 a. m.
Sunday school. 10 o. m.
Choral mathis. IL q. m
Sermon, 1880 a. m.
Rev. w. Everett johnson,
Rector.
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Sorry, youse guys, we don't
allow no animal acts in this the
ater."
-Wveonsin 0rtcsss.
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Benny Cohen sells tics of rcd
10 HGrTc7d-
Benny Cohen sells suits of
n1vy blme-
Benny Cohen sells TASKS OF
gold 10 Princeton
His hose, I sfoss, arc black 10
sell Purdue.
Benny Co-heH'S q smile for
Pennsylvania
The heart Is TUGrm Ike Dart
mouths ice w Ben:
Benny Cohen can Sel TO fvry
college boy;
And TN the gHy that sells 70
Benny Cohen.
Fr0sh: IT says here that n
butcher found a collar button in
a cows stomach.
Senior: That's a lot or hally-
hoo-how could a cow get un-
der q bedroom dresscr7
-IHia01 Sgsn-
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OF THE Advent

CHURCH OF THE Advent
~tEniscopail
7-30 a. m-Fol, communion
1000 a. m.--Morning prayer and
sermon.
r. Q. Macintosh. rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-26

Business man say that Hoo
yer has made times so hard that
Singers Midgets have to sell
crabapples on the corners in
New York.
-Fenrsylpani5 PArch BcrL.
~Your son has very fine man
ners. He opened the gate for
me-"
"Oh, that's nothing. He does
that for the COWS every eve
ming
-Cerolira Bacrcnrrv.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-26

Used Car Salesman: What's
the matter with the car you
bought last week?
Stung One: Well, everything
makes a noise but the horn.
--Dyfrfrd.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-26

Hic: You know ] got one of
these fortune chain letters tell
ING me to write nine letters like
il and on the ninth day some
good fortune would befall me.
Iacet: Well. what happened
on the ninth day?
He: | got two more chain
letters.