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La gaceta., 1931-06-01
Lo rOmerfa de Gyer

L0 rOmerfG de aver
En- calidad de invitados tuvl-
mos la dicha de asistir, en- la in
comparable Y luminosa tarde de
aver, a la romeria ofrecida por
la pujante agrupaci6n La Co.
lumna, en- SUI pintoresco y nun
ca bien ponderado retro, en- a.
qu9l delicioso rinc6n en- que la
naturaleza viste sus meJores
galas Y al que la mano del hon.
bre ha convertible en- un verda-
dero paraiso terrenal, para
echar por unos momentos, a los
rincones del divide, las CONT
nuas y mortificantes preocupa-
cicnes de esta azarosa vida.
Todo cuanto pudieramos de-
cir en- loor de este inolvidable
dfa de campo, siempre resulta-
ria palido ante la hermosa y
estupenda realidad, que colm6
de placer a los incontables CRU
pos de personals que ALI Sc die
ron eta. ALI vimos a numero-
sas personalidades de nuestro
mundo Official, que con sn pre-
sencia dieron positive realce a
la fiesta.
Di6 comienzo esta, a la bora
seiralada en- ell programa, sir
viendose I'm abuh@ante y exqui-
sito almuerzo. La sin rival A
grupaci6n Sonora lanzaba a los
aires, para mayor delete, las
notas de los mas modernos y Sc
lectos sones.
Terminate ell agape cordial,
la concurrencia sc traslad6 a la
espaciosa glorieta, engalanada
primorosamente con multitud
de banderitas Y faroles chimes
COS, para entreRsrse con ell ma
yor de los entusiasmos a rendir
quito al Dios Terpsicore. Con su
habitual Y nunca desmentida
maestrfa llen6 ell programa bal
liable, a entera satisfaction de
las parejas que invadian por en-
tero la glorieta, la renombrada
orquesta Los Reyes del Jazz.
La mayor parte de las pare
jas tomaron parte en- los concur
SOS, correspondiendoles los pre-
mics del jazz, tras una renida e
interesante justa, a la eneants
dora Y espiritual senRita Dol
res N1nez y al correcta Jove
Joven Joe Ciccarello, miembr
de la Seccion de Recreo de
Circulo Cubano. Cosistieron su
premios en- I'm elegante par Dc
medals y una corbata, respecti'
vamente. En- ell concurso de sor
sali6 ~triunfante una amabie pa
reiita cuyo nombre no me fue
possible anotar, cosa que lamen-
to muy de veras.
Despues celebrose Ell sorteo
entire los que concurrieron al
agape, resultando agraciado e.
conocido caballero Pedro Ale
man.
Ell aeroplano para nihos tocd
en- suerte al monisimo pequenc
Antonio Cabrera. La muneea .
La gaceta., 1931-06-01
CARTA CABLEGRAFICA De CUBA

del termino, pero Machado, Sc
gun Sc afirma, esta dispuesto a
dejar la presidencia en- 1888 Y
que ell congreso apruebe eleccio-
mes para noviembre de 1882.
La gaceta., 1931-06-01
LAS BODAS DE PLATA DEL
EX-REY

Madrid, JUNO 19-Amigos del
ex-rey Alfonso, que Sc ehcuen-
tran en- Espana, lie telegrafia-
ron aver felicitandolo, a 81 y la
reina, con motive de sus bodas
de plata.
Los monarquicos celebraron
La gaceta., 1931-06-01

Key West, publica un. pequeno
Aarticulo en- la revista The Pres
Dyterian Survey, en- ell cual eta
al DR.. Elmer Clark para repetir
con este que los "cubanos son
iugadores inveterados"; que los
cubanos han revivido la Lote-
ria que suprimiera ell gobierno
americana; que sostienen las
peleas de gallos, ell Jai Alai, las
carreras de caballos y que sc
iuega publicamente.
iDesgraciadamente es cierto
que en- Ia Habana Sc tira la Lo-
terra, Sc permiten las peleas de
gallos, el Jai Alai, Aas carreras
de caballos y qte ell gobierno
consiente ell Casino y multitud
de caSaS dc Jaego.
Pero los cubanos no son jul
gadores inveterados. aunque 8
muchoS cubanos les gusta arries
gar SUI dinero e MIA Loterfa y en-
los garitos, 10 mismo que a mu-
chos americanos.
Una gran parte del pueblo Gu
bano sabe que ell juego es ell a
partamiento de la senda recta
la corruption, la ruina; some
ter la dureza O tristeza de la
reaIidad a una faIsa esperan-
"a.
iSon jugadores inveterados
los americanos porqut aqui y en-
Key West juegan sin freno a l.
bolita y a la loteria?
En- la Florida explotan los
juegos, las %carreras, tran la bo-
lita y comercian con la Loteria,
segun de pubico Sc dice, cuba
nos, espaholes, americanos e
italianos.
Les natives HAGEN competen-
cia a los extranjeros que han
adquirido la ciudadania ameri-
cana y muy pronto les quitaran
ell dominic de tan "importante
industrial.
iTodos los americanos son
iugadores inveterados porque
los americanos de la clase "di-
rectriz" cierran los ojos y no
quieran yer como Sc extiende la
horrible enfermedad?
Una parte del pueblo cubano
juega en- su pals, como juega a
qui; pero una parte mayor nc
juega y Sc atiene a la realidad,
lamentando que Sc la confunda
con ell grupo de los "desorienta-
dos.
Menos NAL que ell Sr. Barritt
dice a continuation de aceptar
las palabras de Clark sobre que
los cubanos son jugadores in
veterados: Dejese que un cuba
no acepte a Cristo como un Sal
vador; pongasele bajo el santo
pcder de las escrituras y uste-
des no pueden desear mejor ciu-
dadano".
ISiguen siendo jugadores in
veterados despues de aceptar a
Jesucristo y colocarse bajo ell
poder salvador de las escritu-
ras?
iLastima que ell pastor Bar
rift, jefe de una iglesia a la que
asisten muchos nihos latinos re-
curra al DIR. Clark para repetir
una necia generalization hecha
por este.
Ha comprendido el va "las
virtudes" de los cubanos, mu-
chos de Jos cuales no concurren
a su iglesia?
La gaceta., 1931-06-01
FL T'FrfPO

Claro para hoy Y mahana.
Vientos moderados del norte Y
noroeste. Maxima temperature
aver, IS grades; minima, GO.
Marea alta a las :27 a. m. Y
2:27 p. M; marea baja a las
Tai a. m. y 9:32 p. m.
La gaceta., 1931-06-01

juega en- las fiestas de SNIieda-
DIES que %ebian respetaiAu n
poquito mas, diriamos que&os
latinos son jugadores inveteA-
dos.
Pero nosotros estamos mejor
enterados Y sabemos que 81 ell
juego Sc permite, muchos pro-
testan y protestando llegaran a
"barrer" 10 que amenaza des-
truir ell preStigio de alqun7s So
ciedades de Ybor y West Tam
pa.
SNo es muy lamentable, no es
cast vergonZante que colectivi-
dadeS integradas por h0mbres
sinceros V de buena voluntad
acepten que I'm vicio "reprocha-
BILE" Sc mezcle en- sus activida-
DIES Sociales Y caritativas?
Para evitar generalizaciones
como la del DR.. Clark Y ell pas
tor Barritt, a nuestras socieda-
DIES aconsejamos que Sc aparten
de los juegos prohibidos.
Debemos evitar que pase por
aqui un DR.. Clark y viendo CO.
mo en- una sociedad Sc tolera
este juego o aquel y en- una
fiesta Sc permite este o ell otro
iuego p%rohibido, Sc marche di-
ciendo: Los latinos de Tampa
son unos jugadores inveterados.
La Sra. Margaret Summers.
de Chicago, aseguraba la vida
de su marido y despues 10 en-
venenaba; ell pobre hombre Sc
marchaba al Cielo sin enterarse
de su desdicha.
Ash "aseguro" y mat6 a cua-
tro que con ella Sc unieron. es-
perando encontrar la felicidad.
Cuando escribimOs estas r.
meas Sc cargan a esta DANA o.
tros asesinatos por enyenena-
mient0.
Parece que tambien Sc dedi-
caba a "asegurar" la existeRcia
lie parientes y huespedes.
iEsta loca, la pobrecita! No
saba 10 que estaba hacienda!
La gaceta., 1931-06-01
CHUNGAS Y NOSCHUNGM

81 nosotros acepta&mos las
generalizaciones del til Clark
Barritt, viendo como Mora Sc
.juega en- las fiestas de S%Iieda-
DIES que Sebian respetaTA un
poquito mas. diriamos que\os
latinos son jugadores inveteh-
dos.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
WORKS 8
. HOURS; GETS
$4,000
Department Store Held Up
BY Daring Thugs; Gas Tanks
Left Behind Are Only Clue

CHICAGO, March 80 Q.N.SO
Two acetylene gas tanks today
gave police their only hope Of
tracing a gang of nine bandits
who blew open the vault in a
South Side department store and
escaped with $50,000 in loot after
holding possession of the store
for eight hours.
After OverpOwering two EN-
ployes the gang blew open the
ceiling high concrete and steel
vault with nitrO-glycerin and
burned q large hole in the door
Of the money safe, using acetylene
torches fueled from two large
tanks Of gas they had brought
with them.
OF the $50,OO0 obtained, $25, 900
was cash and the balance in
checks.
Time Out for Lunch
For eight hours the gang
worked with the precision of a
military squad. Two of the gun
men guarded the department
stores lower entrance doors
while two others prodded their
two captives with shotguns and
revolvers, forcing them to. pull
the alarm boxes in the building
on schedule time.
The gang took time out for
lunch, having obtained food from
the store cafeteria.
Find No Finger prints
Before blowing open the vault
door the men took a mattress
and several costly rugs from the
stores stock to muffle the blast.
Entering the vault they placed
two acetylene torches to a four
foot safe containing Saturdays
receipts. The contents of 20
money boxes were placed in two
SuitcaSes and carried off.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
zoo To CODDLE
CONDOR EGGS

The annual effort Of officials
of the National Zoo to cooperate
with condor residents Of the
gardens to successfully hatch eggs
provided in good faith by the
birds is about to be resumed, DR..
william Mann, director, has an
nounced.
All efforts to incubate the eggs
and bring young condors into
the world under the guardian
ship Of the ZOO have failed thus
far, although the officials have
been provided with all modern
conveniences and appliances to
overcome the threatened race
suicide of the condor which is
now all but extinct.
The market price of the con-
dor eggs is now in the neighbor-
hood of $500. The price that a
young bird of that species would
bring would doubtless have a
number of added ,cipherS.
Although the reptile house at
the zoo has been open to the
public several weeks it continues
to be a major attraction as
was demonstrated yesterday when
crowds, taking advantage of the
balmy spring brand of weather,
thronged there.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
WEATHER DETAILS

For the District of Columbia--Fair
tonight; Tuesday increasing Cloudiness;
not much change in temperature; low
est tonight about - degrees: gentle
northwest shifting to north or north
east winds.
For Delaware and Marylan nd - Cen
orally fair tonight and Tuesday: little
change in temperature; moderate west,
shifting to northwest and north winds
For VirEinia-Fair tonight; Tuesday
increa sing cloudiness; not much change
in temperature: moderate northwest.
shifting to northeast winds.
TIDE TABLES
Today-HiEh tides, 4:49 a. IN. and
S:ls D. M; low tides, 1880 a. m.
TSmorrow-High tides, 5:S a. m.
and 6:lS p. m: low tides, 1905 a..
m. and 1880 p. M
THE Sun AND THE MOON
The sun rose today. b:5S a. m. and
sets. 6:29 p. m.
The sun rises Tuesday, 5:57 a. m.
and sets, $3.50 p. m.
The moon rises today, 2:H p. m.
The moon rises Tuesday, 4:o4 p.
m. and sets. ASH a. m.
Local Temperatures
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
TGkOnlG Park C.. of C..
Banquet Tonight

TAKOMA PARK, Nd, March
30.-The Takoma Park Chamber
Of Commerce will hold it's annual
banquet tonight and more than
100 business and civic leaders of
the town will be guests.
The banquet will be held in
the Masonic Temple at 7 p. M,
and Gordon w. Bonnette, presi-
dent, announced today that Col
vim o. Brown, of the United
States Department of Commerce,
will be the guest speaker.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
Patrol DriUer Hurt
As Trolley Hits Car

Garner L. Norris, 20, police
driver of the Fifth precinct patrol,
was injured late yesterday when
the patrol was struck by a street
car on G Street, near Seventh
Southeast.
Garner was treated for cuts
about the left eye at Providence
Hospital.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
Departures From Normal

Departures From Normal
Accumulated excess of temperature
since January /, 1891, 19S degrees,
DefiCienCv of temperature since
March /. 1881, % degrees.
Accumulated deficiency of precipita-
tion since January l. 1881, inches.
Deficiency of precipitation since
March /. 1881. .07 inches.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
LET Us BE GAY,
TROUPE DUE

The National Theater Players
will arrive in Union Station to-
night at Z o'clock. The players
are coming from New York city
to begin rehearsals here imme-
diately for their first play of the
seventh annual spring and sum-
mer season in the National Thea
ter. This is Let Us Be Gay"
comedy by Rachel Crothers, which
opens next Monday night.
So much interest has been
manifested in the National Thea
ter Players, it is believed a num-
ber of enthusiastic theatergoers
will assemble at the station to-
night to meet the incoming
thespianS.
Under the direction of Clifford
Brooke, the following players this
year constitute the cast: Leneta
Lane, Stanley Ridges, Mrs. Ade-
laide Hibbard, John Warburton,
Daphne Wilson, Edward Poland,
Roberta Beatty, Burke Clarke,
Frank Peck, and Raymond Bran
ley.
The Washington times., 1931-03-30
EDUCATORS TO MEET

The Board of Education Of the
District schools will meet at the
Franklin Administration Building
Wednesday, April l, at $3.50 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
WASHINGTON SEPTEMBER 49, 1s31-PART THREE
Of Miss Morris parents, Mr.. and Mrs
Dave Hennen Morris.

Of Miss Morris parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Dave Hennen Morris.
Mr.. Lucius G. Clark, chancellor of
American University. and Mrs. Clark
entertained informally at dinner on
the Shoreham Terrace. on Friday eve
ming for DR.. and Mrs. Frank Collier.
DIR. and Mrs. James L. Bernhard
recently entertained at dinner and
dancing at the Congressional Country
Club for DR.. and Mrs Ralph Bernhard
and DR.. and Mrs. Harry F. Davies.
Mrs. Charles T. Perm was hostess
at dinner Wednesday evening in cele-
bration of the birthday anniversary Of
her daughter, Miss Doreen Evelyn Penn.
Her guests were Miss Audrey Hance,
Miss Merry Barbara Stark, Miss Bar
bara Whitney. Miss Virginia Ballou.
Miss Betty Bell, Miss Virginia Wilkin-
son, Miss Joy Baxter and Miss Rose
mary Nolan.
Mrs Norman B. Sheppard enter
tanned at luncheon at the Shoreham
Thursday in compliment to her house
guest, Miss Ollo Witt OF Frankfort,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
House Party Last Week
At Three KINGS COTTAGE

Miss Bessie Moore was hostess to a
house party over Labor day at Three
Kings Cottage on the Patuxent, having
as her guests Miss Mollie Edmonston,
Mrs. Cordell and son Bobby, Mrs. Agnes
Dakin, Miss Alice Swartz, Miss Gussie
Swartz, Miss Clara Behan, Miss Mary
England, Mr.. w. H. Macarthur, Mr..
Edward Green, MT. Paul Gray and Mr..
and Mrs. Ogden.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
Former Envoy of u. S.
To Turkey Entertains
For Two Grandsons
American U. Chancellor and
Mrs. Clark Are Hosts for
DR.. and Mrs. F. Collier.

The former United States Ambassa-
dor to Turkey and Mrs. Henry Morgen-
thau entertained at small luncheon
yesterday at their home, Mizzentop at
Bar Harbor, Me, for their grandsons,
Mr.. Henry Fox and Mr.. Mortimer Fox.
Signorina Vittoria Catalani, who Is
the guest of Mrs. Henry F. Dimock at
Bar Harbor. Me, entertained at dinner
last evening with Miss Alice Wander
bilt Morris at the Indian Point camp
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Mr.. William J. Boyd, chairman Of the
committee on arrangements, has sew
eral novelties In store for the enter
tainment Of guests. Miss Dorothy
Barrett Miss Monica Gordon. Miss
Gretchen Baden, Mr.. Roland ]. Hy-
land and Mr.. Francis Mccain COM
plete the committee in charge Of the
affair.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Fingerprinting, once employed only in
solving crimes. Is now used in many
fields. Fingerprints are taken Of Fed
eral employees, members OF the Army,
Navy and Marine Corps; applicants for
positions in number Of banks, COR
porations and insurance companies.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
Curley Club Arranging for
Dance and Card PARTY

The first card party and dance Of the
season. under auspices of the Curley
Club Of Washington, will be held in
the main ball room of the Continental
Hotel. Saturday evening, September 10.
Dancing will start promptly at 9
o'clock, and proceeds from the affair
will :" applied to Archbishop Curley's
sch. .rship fund for poor children
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

DR.. and Mrs. Charles Calvin Galloway
OF this city announce the approaching
marriage Of their daughter, Roberta
Belle GALLOWAY. to Mr. Claude Allen
Cook of Oklahoma and Texas. The
wedding will take place Tuesday, Octo-
Der 20 at the National City Christian
Church at $50 o'clock.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
University of Maryland
Sorority Girls Give a TIE

Thursday afternoon. Gamma Psi
Chapter Of Kappa Kappa Gamma
Fraternity entertained the new girls
entering the University Of Maryland
with a charming tea at the home OF
Miss Rosa Lee Reed, Thirtieth place
northwest The friendships formed be-
tween the new and old students will in
sure a pleasant social season when the
university opens September ID.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Seven airplanes recently carried near
" 10 tons Of gold ingots from the Bank
OF England, London. to Paris. making
the biggest air shipment OF the yellow
metal ever carried in one day.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

luncheon and bridge Thursday. when
her guests were Mrs. Winfree E. john
son, Mrs. John Henry Yates, Mrs. Gre
gor Macpherson, Mrs. Royal r. Rom
MEL Mrs. James l.. Bernhard, Mrs.
Clarence A. Lane and Mrs. A. B.
Farnham
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Homer Chase enter
tanned a small party at the Shoreham
dinner dance on Thursday evening,
their guests including Miss Helen West
and Mr. Walter Carter.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold r. Young enter
tained a party at the Shoreham dinner
dance Thursday evening for their house
guest, Mrs. Joseph Maloney, Fayetteville,
N. c. The company included Miss
Mary Agnes Young, Miss Mary Belle
Williams and Mr.. Clifton Jack
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
Miss Eliz abeth Mitchell
Will Become Bride of
Edward G. Trueblood
Both Attended Ecole des
Sciences Politiques in
Paris-Weddins October.

Mrs. C. Stoddard Mitchell announces
the engagement of her daughter
Elizabeth to Mr.. Edward Gatewood
Trueblood Miss Mitchell attended
Vassar College and the Ecole des
Sciences Politlques in Paris. and is well
known in Washington. Mr.. Trueblood
is the son of Mr.. Wilson Trueblood OF
New York City and Mrs. Grace Chan
Callor Trusblood of Washington Island,
Wis, and Granston. Ill. He was
graduated from Princeton in 1925, and
attended the Ecole des Sciences Poll
tiques and the Ecole deS LangueS
Orientales in Paris. In 1928 he entered
the United States foreign service and
after a short assignment to the State
Department in washington, was sent
as vice consul to La Paz, Bolivia. For
a year and a half he was in charge OF
the consulate, and in 1880 was trans
ferred to the diplomatic service and
was designated secretary of legation,
and for the last four months before
leaving Bolivia acted as charge
d'affaires at La Paz. Mr.. Trueblood is
now assigned to the American legation
in San Jose, Costa Rica
The wedding VIII take place in
October
Mr.. and Mrs John Humphrey of Holly
the engagement of their daughter,
Adelaide Carey, to Mr. Stanley Fletcher
Fraser. son of Mr.. Frank NJ. Fraser.
The wedding will take place in December.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph A. Butterworth
announce the engagement of their
daughter. Eleanor Frances. to Mr.. Alton
Bane Bishop. son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Grover S. Bishop The wedding Will
take place in october.
Mrs Matte Leigh Walker Of Farm
vile. Va, announces the engagement
OF her daughter. Martha Eugenia, TO
Mr. John Springer Gray. son of the
late Col Andrew j. GRAY. ir.. and Mrs.
Clara Springer Gray. Richmond, Va.
The marriage will take place october 2.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl S. Goetzinger an
Front Royal. Va, have announced the
engagement Of their daughter. Dorothy
Virginia, to Mr.. Francis Herrell OF
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Mr.. and Mrs Samuel ]. White Of lis
Riggs road. announce the engagement
of their daughter. Evelyn c.. to Mr.
Theodore P. Heath of Statesville, N. c.
No date has been set for the wedding.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Ky. The party afterward played bridge
in the hotels card rooms.
The party included Mrs. Paul Fire
stone. Mrs. William Sands Mrs. Jack
Brennan, Mrs. Ralph Wells. Mrs E.
T. Norris and Mrs. Lillian Lamond.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

M and Mrs. Carl S. Goetzinger an
nounce the engagement of their
daughter, Catharine Elizabeth, to Mr..
Norman A. Marceron OF this city, the
wedding to take place October 28.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13
Marshall. Va. The wedding will tax
place in the late Fall.

place in the late Fall.
Mr.. and Mrs. M w. Firebaugh OF
Harrisonburg, Va. have announced the
engagement of their daughter, Miss
Ruth Firebaugh. to Mr.. Charles ITALIA
ferro. son OF Mr.. and Mrs. John w
Taliaferro Of that city, the wedding tc
take place the latter part of September
Mr.. Taliaferro Is connected with the
United States consular service at Pro-
greso, Yucatan, Mexico. and Is at pres
ent In this country on his vacation. Mr.
Taliaferro and his bride will sail fol
Yucatan shortly after their marriage.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1931-09-13

Wales new census revealed that the
country has l,294, 1876 males and l,29S,-
879 females.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-07-06
The Once Over
THE PosT-GATTY URGE

THE POST-GATTY URGE
A round-world flyer I would Be
And fly away so fast
I wouldn't know II I were me
or II we'd both been passed.
I'd like 10 rise some morn and say,
While throwing off my robe.
Wei. Ill be busy. dear. today
I'm flying round the globel"
I'd like at breakfast 10 display
A map, and deity punch
A Russian town and lightly say.
You'll find me there for lunchl"
Or. home at luncheon. I'd adore
To boast with all my might.
Il won't be back till morning for
I'm off for Omsk tonightl'
Some night at dinner it-oh. mani
Would fill my heart with pride
To chirp I'm going to Japan
This eyening-for the rideI"
How nice to feel the world Is yours
To rambIe DER and playl
And. what Is more. to know such tours
Will only take a day.
How grand to feel this earthly sphere
Is like a small green pea
Which you can circle. wet or clear.
Between the soup and teal
How satisfying 10 a guy
To know. when bored by home.
That IN the t~winkling Of an eye
He can transfer to Romel
How grand 70 know that when the wife
Is nagging like a pest
A man can flee the storm and strife
BY flight to Mucharestl
How fine when comes the grocer TO
Collect his six weeks bill
To leave a note Am IN Peru;
II not. then try BRAZIL
$50
SEEING AHEAD
An apple blossom on a tree
May be naught but a flowr 70 thee.
But II you're out of work and flat
It's meaning Is much more than that.
That there are more novices on the water TINS
summer than ever was illustrated the other day BY
the sight OF a boat owner In a Long Island club try
ing to wind up the barometer.
TkAEFlt lhAOED1
A poor and unfortunate rover
r Patrick McDavitt Mcbride;
He footed a car TO move over
Not knowing two cops were insidel
Add SMILES: AS noisy as a group OF middle-aged
women in bathing.
THE BRoMIpE BoREs
Nothing in the line OF chatter
Seems to make me any GUNNER
Than the goofs who these words scatter
New York's nice and cool In summer"
Speaking Of the debt suspension. which viii cost
this country so many millions this year. ?. Jarvis
Crabb saws. Well. 1t serves America right for shooting
the archduke. startinr the world war, Invading Bel
Qium and shooting Nurse Cavell."
Cheer As steel Passes Par.r-headline. That should
give Einstein some new theories about relatively.
There have been ten or eleven flights from west
to east across the Atlantic and If you think your
money Is above mediocre. try to recall more than
three OF the teams to make II.