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The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23

A radio listener has suggested a new and very surprising, if feasible, use for the device recently employ ed by 0. II. Caldwell, former fed eral radio commissioner, for broad casting over an NEG network the noise attending the fall of an elec- tron. The device. called an "elec- tron counter" registered audibIy the electron flow from the lumin- ous dial of a watch.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23
a4s wAnr se0 Meters " ~~S Kl1Ocycles
New York

5:00-Jewish Art program 5:30--kathryn Parsons, songs. 5:45-Tnterview with Tony Wens
 by Bob Taplinger. 6:00-Frank Ross. songs. 6:15-Osborne orchestra. 6:45-Bird and Wash. 7:00-kate Smith and songs. 7:15-Dennis King, songs; or
 chestra. 7;30-Daddy and Rollo. 7:45-Orchestra; Morton Downey
 tenor. S:00-Band. :15-Orchestra. 8:30-The Columbians. 8;45-Boswel Sisters, song. 9:00-Orchestra. 9:15-Melody Girl. 9:30-Story. 10:0O-Concert. 10:3O-Barbara Maurel, contralto. 10:45-Whisperin Jack Smith. :00-Dance orchestra. 11:3O-Radio Roundup. 2:00-Royal Canadians orchestra. a. m. 12:30-Ann Leaf, organ; Ben Al
 ley, tenor. 1:O0-St George orchestra. 1:30-Pelham Health Music. 3SOm-WGY, Schncctady-790 kc 6:00-Tobia's orchestra. 6:40-Baseball scores. 6:45-Same as WEAF. 7:30-Musical program. :15-11:00-Same as WEAF. 11:00-Organ recital. 11:30-1 a. m.-Same as WFAF.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23
3D5 WIZ IN T6O Meters " ~~ kilocycies
 Nexu Knrk
New York

5;00-Stanley Rypins, talk. 5:15-Gems of Melody. ! 5:30-Miracles of Magnolia. 5:45-Stock Quotations. 6:00-Van Steeden orchestra. 6:30-John E. Kennedy-Talk. 6:35-Van Steeden orchestra. 6 6:40-Baseb ball scores. 6:45-Topics. in .Brief-Lowell
 Thomas.
 7:00-Amos n Andy-sketch. 7:30-Phil Cook.
 7:45-The Composer Conducts. 8;0O-Dixie Spiritual Singers. S:15-Rin- -Tin-Tin Thriller s:30-Pickard Family songs. S:45-Sisters of the Skillet. 9:00-Concert; Julia Sanderson
 and Frank Crumit, songs. 9:30-Ensemble 1O:0O-The Story Behind the Song 10:30-Clara. Lu and Elm. 1 Willard Robison, songs. l l :00-Slumbe music. 11:3O-Old Stager's Memories. 2:00-Larry Larsen, organ;
 Chauncey Parsons, tenor. l2:30 a. m.-Henry orchestra.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23

NEG artists will appear with Raymond Knight, radio wit and originator of the hilarious "Cookoo" programs, which he presents a vaudeville skit, Station kUkU," at the Keith theater in Flushing and the RKO-Proctor's 86th street | playhouse during the week begin ming Saturday, July 25. Assisting Knight in his stage offering will be
 Mary Mccoy, Adeline Thomson, 1 Walter Preston, Robert Armbru-
 ster. Eustaee Wyatt, Nicholas Va 1 silief and Elsie Mae Gordon.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23

SartoriallY perfect is the way to describe Little Jack Little, NEG star. The midget pianist is wear ing all-color linens in the sma rtest manner.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23

Carveth Wells, whose adventures in many parts of the world are broadcast weekly by NEG, says he could sew, crochet and play the piano when he was four. He has shot pythons in Malaya and stalk ed lions and elephants with a camera in Africa. He claims wild animals are wild only when infuriated by hunters.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23

Will Rogers is Frank Luther's ideal. Luther, NEG singer, says VIII has Christ like philosophy. He never looks down or up to people, says Luther. I've known Rogers for a long time now and l consider him one of the biggest men l have ever met. Hes genuine clear through and the most generous of mem"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23

When Floyd Gibbons and Isaac Don Levine discussed Russia be- fore an NEG mike, each was given II minutes to talk. The rapid-fre headline hunter spoke first, finish ing on the dot. Levine, getting the glib Gibbons influence, read what he thought was q 2O-minute script in eight minutes flat. They were forced 10 ad lib an interview for the final six minutes.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23
,.;.,. x. WEAF x.,.sse,.. :se
New York

5:00-Children program. 5:30-Talkie. 5:45-Mountaineer 6:00-Black and Gold orchestra. 6:40-Baseball scores. 6:45-The tSebbins Boy5-sketch 7:00-Little Jack Little, songs. 715-Sketch. 7:45-The Gold ldbergs-sketch. 8:0O-Vallee orchestra; Jack Lit
 tie, songs. 9.00-Birthday party-William
 Makepeace Thackely. 9:30-Goldman Band concert;
 Del StaiGers, cornet. 10:00-Orchestra. 11:O0-Bertie Sees the World-skit 11:15-Scotti's orchestra. l2:00-Sherbo's Continentals. a. m. 12:30-Donahues orchestra. 422m-WOR, Ncwark-71Okc 5:O0-Playland orchestra. 5:30-Program Resume. 5:35-Luna Park program. 6:00-Uncle Don. 6:30-Sports Talk. s:45-Astor orchestra. 7:15-Salon orchestra. 7:30-Thwaites orchestra. 8:00-Concert orchestra. 8:30-krueger's Boys. 9;OO-Instrumenta Fancies. 9:15-M usicalc. 9:30-Margarct Anglin, reading. 10.00-Emil Nelazco, organ; String
 quartet; Basil Ruysdael,
 poet. 10:30-Saxophone quartet. 10:45-Globe Troottcr. 11:00-Nelson orchestra. 11:30-Moonbeams 3O6m-KDKA, Pittsburg-8SO kc COOK DKA Rondolllers. 6:30-Skippic and Ray-Paul J.
 Miller. 6:45-Same as WIZ. 7:45-Ollcndorff Review. 8:00-Same as WIZ, S:30-Joe and Harry. 8:45-Same as WIZ. 01:00-Jack Foy, songs. 10:15-National Touring Obiec-
 tives--J. A. Hemstreet. 10:30-Same as WIZ. 10:45-Edna Wallace Hopper. 1:00-Sport Review. 11:15-Joy orchestra. :30-Same as WIZ, 303m-WBZ, Springfcld-890 Ike. 6:4j--Samc as WIZ. 7:45-t'irst Aid Talk. 8:00-Same as WIZ. s:30-Blair orchestra. s:45-Same as WIZ. 10:00--To be announced. 10:30-Samc as WIZ. :00-Sports Review. 11:15-Louic's Hungry Five. 11:20-DanCe orchestra.
  Will Rogers is Frank Luther E
The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-07-23
228 "nnT 1880 Meters " ~8OS kiloeycles
Hartford

5;00-Jewish Art program. 5:3O-World Bookman. :. 5;35-Summary of programs. 5:45-Meet the Artist. 6:00-Frank Ross, songs. 6:15-Will Osborne's orchestra. 6:45-Comedy sketch. 7:15-kate Smith. 7;15-Dennis King and orchestra 7;30-Hymn Pictures; Anne
 Strickland; Mixed quartet. 7:45-Morton Downey; orches-
 tra. S:00-Time. 8:00-Band. 8:15-The Colum bians; Dance
 band. S:30-Time.
 8:45-The Boswell Sisters. 9:00-Time. 9:00-Orchestra 3:15-The Melody Girl. 9:30-Time. 3:3O-Dramatiz Tales of Mys-
 tery. l l0:00-Concert. 10:30-New World Symphony;
 Barbara Maurel, contralto. Whispering Jack Smith,
 songs. l l:00-Dancing by the Sea. 1l:30-Radio Roundup.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
co 7 TON MART
IS STEADY

NEW YORK, Sept. 18 0NsJ.
The New York cotton market dis
played a steady tone during the
forenoon trading today. The gen.
eral list of future contracts
opened unchanged to 2 points
higher, and as the morning pro-
greSSed, continued within a mar
row range, although slightly
easier.
Hedge and Southern selling fur.
niShed the bulk Of the contracts.
A steady trade demand, how
ever, and the continuance of the
covering movement gave the mar
ket steady undertone.
At midday, october sold at 6.48,
unchanged; December at $40, off
2: January at 6.81. off /; March
at TOO. unchanged: May at TIT,
unchanged, and July at 7.33, off 3.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
WORKERS ASKED
To AID PENNSY

PHILADELPHIA. Sept. 1S
NNSD.-An appeal to join with
officials in working out a plan
for stabilization of the roads busi-
ness and employment was under
consideration by employees of the
Pennsylvania railroad today.
The appeal was made by w. w.
Atterbury president of the road,
at the tenth annual dinner of the
Association of Shop Craft EN-
ployes of the Eastern Division of
the Railroad. Mr.. Atterbury de-
clared his suggestion was prompted
largely by the suggestion for gen.
eral stabiliZation of industry made
by Gerard Swope, president of the
General Electric Company.
He extended his invitation at
the close of his address in which
he offered several suggestions for
routing the present economic de-
preston. Among these were re-
peal of the Federal income tax
law, modification of the anti
trust laws; concerted action by
big business to avert Slumps; low
ering of tariff; reversal of South
American policy; economic coali-
tion Of many nations" in Europe,
and elimination or Government
from business,
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
BANK STUDENTS
F. GIVEN PRIZES

Washington Chapter, American
Institute Of Banking, awarded
prizes won during the past scho-
laStic year to 80 students at the
annual open meeting in the Will
lard Hotel last night. Also, certi.
ficates were presented to So mem
bers who graduated at the close of
the last semester.
The meeting was addressed by
DR.. George Farnham and the
prizes were presented by President
Aubrey 0. Dooley, of the chapter.
DR.. Farnham declared the
American Institute of Banking de-
served to be known even more
widely than it is at present.
President Edward j. McQuade,
OF the D. c. Bankers Association;
Chairman H. H. Mckee, of the
washington Clearing House AS
ISOLATION, and Dr.. Raymond B.
Dickey, dean of the chapter
faculty, spoke briefly.
The following cash prizes total
ing $3.50 were awarded: D. c.
Clearing House prize, Daniel j.
Tyrrell, Carl F.. Hermann, John
P. Brock and Clement H. Brooks,
jr.; Charles J. Bell prize, G. Nor.
man Cobb. j. Kenneth Collins,
Ralph j. Collins, Alice, Helen Har-
riS. Raymond L. Weber and John
F. Guthridge; Robert v. Fleming
prize, G. Norman Cobb, Pauline
CARRIER, Edward N. Williams and
William B. Flegerty: John Poole
prize, Mary L. Chadwick, Flor
ence L. Gardner and Arnold D.
Kiplinger; Roberts, Soper and
Le1th prize, Charles J. Mcdowell,
Grant D. Simonds and Frank u.
Rodger; w. w. Spaid prize, F.
Randolph Clayton, Albert E.
Fisher and Charles ". Gibson;
George w. White prize, George
F. Lingeback, Edward F. Titus,
James E. Lunsford and Charles
M. Schwab; Avon M. Nevius
prize, Albert E. Fisher, Dalton A.
Cook and Jack H. Wild; E.. J.
McQuade prize, Willard g. Bar
ker, Julian o. Cardin and Jesse
r, Stein.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
CURB MARKET
HAS SETBACK

NEW YORK, Sept. 18 G.N.sD
Reactionary tendencies were again
dominant in curb market dealings
today, with the resultant setback
in prices just about canceling
the advances attained in yester-
days late rallying spell.
The utility group ruled quite
reactionary, with a number of
sharp declines sustained in the
more volatile issues.
Specialties were again under
the hammer, with Aluminium
cracking 3 points to 1902, A. o.
Smith sustaining a like loss in
dipping to 7212, and Woolworth,
Ltd, declining a full point to a
record low at ga.
Oils were moderately lower,
with Gulf off 11s at 5O7s, and
fractional declines noted in Stand
ard of Indiana and Standard of
Kentucky.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
CHICAGO LIVESTOCK

CHICAGO, Sept. 1S. 0N.SO,
Hogs-11.OOO; 1Oc higher. Top
6; bulk, 475-585; heavy, 5-585; 8;
medium, 55O6; light, 54O-59O:
light, $3.50; packing sows, As;
pigs, 45O-550; holdovers, 1000.
Cattle-1,O0O; steady; calves
TOO; steady. Beef steerS-Good
and choice. $3.50; common and
medium, SO: yearlings, 8-975;
butcher cattle: HeiferS, 1925;
cows, 275-575; bulls, 325-55O;
calves, S-1050; feeder steers, At;
stocker steers. 375-675; Stocker
cows an dheifers, 35O-5. .,
Sheep-17,0O0; steady. Lambs,
$3.50; common, 4-450; yearlings
475-575; feeders, 5-575; ewes,
1850.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
Labor andTrade
Gains Noted

Universal Pictures restores
high pay levels.
Broker loans set new low
record.
General Foods net earnings
hold well.
PhilcO plant adds 1900
workers.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
RESERVE BANKS
CREDITS RISE

The daily average volume of Fed.
eral Reserve Bank credit ,outStand-
ing during the week ended Septem-
ber Is, as reported by the, Federal
Reserve banks, was $1,253 .0O0, 900.
an increase of $21, 900, 900 over the
preceding week, and Of $245, ,0OO,- :
600 over the corresponding week
in 1880.
On September 16, total reserve
bank credit amounted to $1,279,
100000. an increase Of $63, ,O0O, 900
for the week.
The increase corresponds with
an increase of $128, 600 900 in
bank reserve balances, off
set in part by increases Of $15,-
600, 900 in monetary gold stock
and $4,000, 900 in Treasury cur.
rency. adjusted and decreases of
$1,000. 900 in money in circulation
and $4,000, 900 in unexpected CAPT.
tai funds, on member deposits, etc.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
LEVELS Of 1925
PREDICTED IN .
MARKET
Haney Advises Investors to
Beware Technical Rallies
and Await Permanent Rise
By LEWIS HANEY
Director New York University,
Bureau Of Business Research

1t seems increasingly probable
that a technical rally in the stock
market is a matter Of only few
days, but there is not evidence
that the ultimate bottom of the
pear market has been reached.
would, therefore, be inclined
to avoid new short commitments
now and to take trading profits
on the short side in most cases.
But 1 would not yet buy most
stocks for the long pull.
Headed for 1925 Level
How long can the market go is
now the question in all minds.
1t does not seem possible to give
any definite answer at present.
There is SO much uncertainty
about earnings and dividends that
it is impossible to figure def
nitely.
The more comprehensive mar
ket averages" however, are not
yet down to the lows of 1925,
and I have been steadily inclined
to think that they must go at
least that low.
Furthermore, we can be fairly
sure that the bear market will
not be over until the bond mar
ket turns up and basic COM
modify prices become definitely
stabilized.
Neither Of these conditions has
developed yet. Bonds have been
making new lows, and a majority
Of the more significant COM
modify markets have continued to
show declines.
Little Accumulation
Nor do we find at present any
evidence of the accumulation" OF
stocks by important interests,
which would indicate that the
strongest and most successful in
vestors consider stocks to be
cheap.
The plain fact is that the lead
ing stocks are not yet notably
cheap. The averages are low
compared with the ridiculous lev
els of 1928 and 1929, but that is
about all you can say.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
General Foods Net
EQrninaS Hold Well

BOSTON, Sept. 18.-Earnings
OF General Foods Corporation for
the current quarter are expected
to approximate those Of the Sep
tember, 1890, period, when $4,-
$685. ,564, equivalent to 90 cents
a share, was reported, according
to l.. M. Waters, vice president.
This would make earnings for
nine months roughly $2.85 a
share, against $2.93 last year, and
$3.50 in the 1929 period.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
Broker Loans Set
NeLU Lou Record

Loans on stocks and bonds to
brokers and dealers by reporting
Federal Reserve member banks
in New York city decreased $54,-
600, 900 during the week ended
September Is to a new low record
at $1,217, 100000.
This compares with the previ-
Gus low of $1.32S, ,000, 900 made
last week, and with $3.222. .0OO, 900
on September II, 1890. The de-
cline was the largest since June
lS
The Washington times., 1931-09-18

the cotton situation, Is preparing
a plan which, he hopes, will point
the way to restoration Of foreign
markets. He said:
Losing Foreign Market
Zone Of the first things we
must consider in the cotton
situation Is. to prevent other
countries from permanently cap
turing the foreign cotton market.
"The Farm Board, in attempt
ing to hold the price Of cotton
above the world level Is months
ago, gave the foreign market
to other countries.
During the first six months
Of this year, foreign cotton
buyers bought more from other
countries than from the United
States. Last year, the United
States sold about 100000 bales
less cotton abroad than usual,
and foreign countries bought
100000 more bales. from
others"
Opposes Long Plan
Senator Gore will not demand
abolition of the Farm Board. He
said he assumed the board would
be investigated by Congress and
Its continuance, in sofar as it
tries to perform miracles may de.
pend upon that investigation"
The Long plan, he said, would
put the South in idleness, cause
the cotton gins to rust. and starve
cotton pickerS. A canvass among
cotton-State Senators indicated
most OF them were opposed to it,
but only Gore has openly said so
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
PhiLcO Adds 1900
To PhiL0. Payroll

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 1S.-
Employment at Philco radio plant
of Philadelphia Storage Battery
Co. in Philadelphia during the
four weeks Of August rose from
4,019 workers to $500 and weekly
payroll of company is now larger
than ever.
Over $500 sets are coming off
the production line every day,
which is more than double the
production a year ago.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
SEN. CORE HITS
, FARM BOARD
POLICIES
Losing Foreign Market for
U. S. Cotton, Is Claim as He
Also DenounceS Long Plan

The Federal Farm Board today
was charged by Senator Thomas
P. Gore CD of Oklahoma with
destroying the foreign market Of
the American cotton producer.
The blind Senator, aroused by
results Of his own investigation Of
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
Bond and Share Firm
Earns Thrice Needs

Electric Bond and Share Com
pany's annual dividend of 8 per
cent in common stock, which is
carried on the books at $40 a
share, is being earned more than
three times. says the Wall Street
Journal. No change is contem-
plated in the dividend policy.
Electric Bond and Share has
no funded debt, no bank loans,
and, in fact, no debt at all ex.
Cept some small current items
not yet due.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
.LUD|NGTONL|NE
SETS A|RWAY
RECORDS
First in World to Earn Profit
Without Subsidy Is Claim
For One Years Operation

The "Ludington Line" here, 81
far as available records show, i:
the first privately financed com
mercial aviation firm In the worlc
to earn a profit without Govern
ment or other subsidy, according
to Gene Vidal, executive vice pres
ident of the New York, Philadel
pfia and Washington Airway Cor
poration.
A preliminary statement cover
ing the first complete year Of op
Grafton, ended August 81, showed
gross revenue Of $576, 1886 .86, whil'
total expenses including operat
ing, traffic and general ex
penSes, overhead, maintenance
taxes, depreciation, etc., totallec
$568,8l225, resulting in a neI
profit of $S,073.61. Mr.. Vidal re
ports:
Many Records Broken
Operating as the only hourly
air service in the world, q total
Of $500 trips were made by the
lines ships, and a total OF
1885 miles flown at a cost
of approximately 3712c per
mile, an operation hitherto con-
sidered in the realm OF abSO-
lutte impOsSibility.
= "A number of world records
for transport air operations
were also recorded, as follows:
"Highest single day traffic
on record: Between New York
and Washington, 37S passen-
gers; between Philadelphia and
Atlantic City, 24S passengers.
Largest number Of paSSen-
gers carried in any one month,
9,116.
1.-TWO period records Of over
1,25O,OOO motor miles without
engine failure.
mo forced landings away
from regular airpOrts.
1.-THE LudingtOn line carried
about Is per cent Of the pas.
.sengers carried by all other
air lines in the United States,
and more passengers at night
than any other line in the
world. During several months
of operation, the line carried
more passengers than all so
German-Operated Luft Hansa
lines.
H.. Theories Proved
."These figures and facts are
of peculiar interest at this
time, as they show the correct
ness of the basis ON which the
EudingtOn line was started:
namely, an hourly service over
q much-traveIed route between
large centers of population,
not too far apart; making use
of economical equipment, and
practicing all possible economies
that have proven sound in
other forms of transportation.
"It was thought that by max
ing it easy for the public to
fly, and by establishing rates
,apprOximating those of other
means Of travel, the line would
be used and expenses could be
'ke%t far below the figures that
have generally been associated
with flying.
> "The LudingtOn line has ex-
tenSive plans for the cOntinu-
Gus improvement of its service
to the Duhlic. which will he
announced from time to time.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
Universal Pictures. ..
Restores Pau Level

Universal Pictures Corp. has
restored all salaries to the level
in effect before the reduction
earlier this year. A statement
notes that Universal was the
last large company to cut the
payroll and is the first to restore
the scale.
Increasing sales and a general
feeling of confidence in the fu-
ture were cited as causes leading
to the restoration.
The Washington times., 1931-09-18
METROPOLITAN DIVIDEND

Directors of the National Met.
ropolitan Bank have declared the
regular semiannual dividend Of
5 per cent payable October IS to
stockholders Of record October S.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1931-06-05
Boss Parties in n. ]. Dodge
Burning Issues of Workers

throughout the state.
Thousands of workers are facing
eviction every day for non payment
of rent. Thousands of workers have
lost their homes because they can't
pay the mortgages and taxes. Dis
ease and sickness are spreading
among the workers. Thousands OF
workers children are undernourished
and underfed and go without proper
food and warm clothing. In the
bank crashes of Elizabeth and Linden
thousands of workers have lost their
lifetime savings. The Communist
Party, in contrast to the democratic
and republican parties, stresses as
the outstanding issue of this election
campaign the issue of immediate I'M
employment relief and unemployment
and social insurance. The Commu-
mist Party Election Campaign Com
mittee of New Jersey calls attention
to the fact that when delegates of
the jobless and employed staged a
hunger march to Trenton demanding
relief, the state legislature, made up
of democrats and republicans, re-
fused oeven consider their demands.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1931-06-05

NEWARK, N. 1.-THE democratic
and republican party state conyen-
tons are over. Both parties have
nominated candidates and have
adopted their platforms for the 1881
county and state elections. In their
platforms each party tries to be wet
ter than the other, making prohibit
ton the major issue. Both parties
give lip service to unemployment,
taxation and the plight of the New
Jersey farmers.
The Communist Party Election
Campaign Committee of New Jersey
calls attention to the fact that both
conventions and the platform OF each
party pay no attention to the burn
ing problem of the starving half
million unemployed workers of the
state, to the wage-cuts sweeping the
length and breadth Of the state, the
part time work and speed-up of the
employed workers to the fact that
five militant textile workers have
been framed up for murder in Pat
erson, or to the persecution Of for
eign and native-born workers, Negro
and white, that is being intensified
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1931-06-05
Leather Workers
Slave in Brunswick
(By a Worker Correspondent

NEW BRUNSWICK, N. Just a
few words about the conditions Of
the workers in the Lefkowitz Leather
Shop. Just one year ago we were
working for $1S to $23 a week. To-
day we are putting out more work
than eyer before. We are working
for $40 to $14 a week for the same
production. Today there are just
one-half of the workers left in the
shop. In other words, rs workers are
doing the work that took previously
$50 workers to do 1t. The motto OF
the bosses is to make two men out
of one. This is what is going on
in the Lefkowitz shop today. We
are forced to slave the whole day
without a stop, in one breath.
One department in our shop is
called the rush ROOM" that is the
girls room where they slave away for
81 or So for a whole week. Many
times the girls have to work over
time in order to get the work out.
All they get for it is on occasional
thanks from our parasites, the bos-
ses, then the boss takes his share
with a big smile on his pan.