The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1931-08-27
THE WORLD TODAY
by ARTHUR BRISBANE
HARD WORK FOR CLIFFORD
kOTHSCHILDS AMUSEMENT.
THE ROBOT BATTLESHIP.
BACK COMES THE BUSTLE.

At the Presidents request Walter S. Clifford,
head of the American Telephone & Telegraph COM
pany takes charge of the unemployment situation.
Mr. Clifford able man. great organizer and ex-
ecutve undertakes job most difficult, perhaps inn
possible
Mr. Clifford is expected ITO avoid the DOLE" also
difficult. You can't handle millions of unemployed
by sending nice ladies and gentlemen from the Red
Cross, Y. M. c. A., the Salvation Army around to
see what they need and buy it for them. If you can
afford for each needy family SIS a week the best
plan is to give the SIS. What is needed is to put
people back to work, but to do that must have
plan and have none. We are just wondering
what ailS
Baron De Rothschild, surviving grandson of
Amschel Rothschild who established the family, has
celebrated his eighty-sixth birthday. He entered
the House of Rothschid seventy years ago. and re-
tired twenty years ago, to enjoy life and live long
His Paris house for years has been center of so
cia activity, and he is said to have amused himself
watching the best born scrambling for the expen-
sive presents that he sometimes gave to his guests
He has given generously to charity which will
be forgotten when he dies and has given millions to
science gifts that will live forever.
The old battleship Utah is to be robot" battle
ship, without a aboard directed by radio con-
troll far away. Radio will fire bombs, guns, big and
small, steer the ship in any direction, lay down
smoke screens
The same can be done with airplanes with no
pilot. Men have now fully achieved the art of
fighting at distance without danger to themselves
In the midst of all our depression and trouble
the able authority fashions, Monsieur Tape, ar
rived from Paris predicting that women's evening
dresses this fall and winter will include hoop skirts
land modified use of the hustle"
Why woman should change the beautiful form
given to her in the Garden of Eden for things that
make her look like walrus with big tumor is not
easily understood. SILK
But nature and evolution are undoubtedly work.
ing out wise plan that will be understood thous-
ands of years hence. but not now.
SOnne bOdV a three-weekSOld
renee Rutrios car, parked Mason street, Green
wich Conn. The child neatly dressed and 70
"This baby is Catholic. Baptize it, please have
no home for it. See it will be taken Of Thanks
There is a sad story back of that note, and it is
not hard to guess what it is.
Miss Anita Grew, young daughter of the United
States minister to Turkey swan the Bosporus
straits from the Black to the Sea of Marmora
nineteen miles-in five hours She swan the
straits lengthwise, whereas Leander only swan
across night to visit the lovely Hero. Miss
Crews father with two friends followed in small
boat giving her hot chocolate from time to time,
playing music on talking machine continuously
Doctor Tyler. who investigates things at Teach
ers college, Columbia, the student OF great in
dividuality the highly strung, nervous student
does not get the high marks. They go to the 'stu-
dents of average type"
Later in life, the high marks go to those that
have individuality and that are high strung. Being
like everybody else is good in little things Being
unlike everybody else helps you in the big things
Snowden, Britain's little fighting chancellor Of
the exchequer, objects to the talk about panic in
England. England has not tapped her overseas
wealth." says he.
That is slightly exaggerated, for England is in
dustrially tapping the worlds greatest supply Of
diamonds in South Africa
And England's gold mines sending pure beau
tfu gold London at the rate of $15000000 month
and more.
The trouble is, and hence the British tears, that
fast as England produces the gold France gets it
It reminds you of the modern golf practice field that
rents you pailful of balls for rs cents with the
slogan: you hit EN-. we chase EN-"
The English chase them and the French get
them
Our British friends pause in denunciation of our
tariff long enough to announce that they also are
going to erect little tariff wall being forced to
to it,
Germany, also distressed by our tariff forDids
absolutely importation of all articles fully manufac-
tured and forbds importation of nitrate ferti-
lizers, to prevent competition with Germanys syn
thetic nitrate manufacturers.