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Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19
Wake UP YOUR
LIVER BILE
WITHOUT CAL0MEL
And You'll Jump Out of Bed IN
the Morning Karin to Go

II you feel sour and sunk and the world
looks punk. don't swallow a lot Of salts,
mineral water, oil. laxative candy or chswing
gum and expect them to make you suddenly
sweet and buoyant and full OF sunshine.
For they can't do it. They only move the
bowels and a mere movement doesn't get ut
the cause. The reason for your down-and-out
feeling is your liver. 1t should pour out two
pounds OF liquid bile into your bowels daily.
II this bile Is not flowing freely, your food
doesn't digest 1t just decays in the bowels.
Gas bloats up your stomach. You have
thick, bad tsste and your breath Is foul,
akin oftr Sreska out in hlenishes- Your head
aches and you feel down and out. Your Whole
system is poisoned.
1t takes those good, old CARRIERS
LITTLE LIVER PILLS TO get these two
pounds OF bile flowing freely and make you
feel up and up" They contain wonderful.
harmless, gentle vegetable extracts. amazing
when II comes to making the bile Aow freely.
But don't ask for liver pills. Ask for Carter's
Little Liver Pills. Look for the name Carte-'s
Little Liver Pills on the red label. Resent
eubetitute- Csc at all stores. . 1881 c. M. Co
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19

SPORTS PARADE
OFFERS VARIETY
IN TODAY'S NEWS
BY HENRY McLEM0RE
United Press Staff Correspondent

NEW YORK, Nov. 10. U.R)-My
convictions, outside of those fol
such minor things as grand larceny
lese majestic, boss stealing, bicycling
on sidewalks, and keeping on my
hat during a Fourth of July par
ade, are:
That he Messrs. Marchmont
Schwartz, Pug Rentner and Don
Zimmerman will make nine out OF
10 of the bigger and better allan
erican backfields.
That the above mentioned gentle
men deserve the honor
That all this talk about football
teams that travel q long ways on
trains being under a handicap is
strictly the malarkey.
That Harvards big, rangy, pow
erful line will handcuff Able Booth
from start to finish. and that Har-
ward will win with ease.
That Stribling is plenty smart in
holding out for no more than 10
rounds IN his bout with Ernie
Schaaf. And that if it goes IS
frames. Schaaf will do the same
thing to the southerner Schmeling
did.
That Tunney's new heir will be
raised on a strict diet Of alphabet
soup.
That Army's twice defeated elev-
en- will give Notre Dame its tough
est fight of the year. And that
Notre Dame might as we'll give up
trying to please the public. When
the Irish whipped Penn 40 to 0 the
boys were accused of being vindic-
ative; when the Irish whipped Navy
20 to the boys were accused OF
pulling their punches.
That go out Of a 100 intersection
al games are absurd, and are sched-
uled purely for the gate receipts.
That If this Sing Sing football
business keeps up, that flashy half
back Alabama Pitts is going to find
himself subsidized.
That the Army Navy affair of
1880 was one Of the dreariest foot
ball games of all time, and that
the 1881 game will be just as bad.
That Barry Wood will be the
fourth man in the all-America
backfield We spoke of a few lines
back.
That Chick Meehan of N. Y. u.
is the best Snowman OF all the foot
ball coaches.
That if Jack Dempsey gets in
there with Schmeling he'll never
answer the bell for the eight round
That Mister Dempsey knows this
and won't get in there with Herr
Schmeling until he has picked up
lotta heavy sugar in bouts with
such slow moving and easy to hit
targets as. Camera, say.
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19
TR0JAN-BRUIN
COMPETITION IS
NOT DESIRABLE

LOS ANGELES. Nov. 19. U.P-
Attempts on the part Of many Los
Angeles athletic fans TO foster COM
petition between the University Of
Southern California and the Uni
yersity of California at Los An
geles is doomed to disappointment,
according to the opinion of Presi-
dent Rufus B. Won KleinSmid. Of
use.
President Won KleinSmid made
public today that he believed COM
petition between the schools would
engender bad feeling, as proximity
of the two universities does not
make for cordial relations between
the teams. student bodies and their
constituents.
The Trojan president cited Chi
cago and Northwestern and Co.
lumbia and New York university as
schools in the same city which do
not engage in athletic competition.
DR.. Van KleinSmid praised the
1881 Bruin football team and said
he expected the Westwood institu
ton to produce even better teams in
the future
According to Dr.. Won KleinSmids
remarks, the Bruins and the Tro-
jams will not meet in sport after
completion of this winters basket
ball schedule. How this might ef-
feet the play in the southern di-
vision of the Pacific coast confer
ence was a matter of conjecture.
Under the present system the four
California universities meet each
other with the winner in playoff
with the northwest winner.
Cites Trouble
Trouble has been brewing since
the freshman teams Of use. and
U.CL.A. met a year ago. At that
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19

time Coach Howard Jones of the
Trojans was the butt of disparaging
remarks by bleacherites. not identi-
fled however, as Bruin students.
Throughout the following basket
ball season, supporters Of the two
teams almost came to blows on sew
eral occasions, and even went TO
the games supplied with tomatoes
and eggs which they planned to fire
at the referee.
Since the Bruins came to the
front with a victory over st. Marys
college, there has been much agita-
ton here to place them on the Tro-
Jan schedule. The teams had met
twice previously, in 1929 and 1890,
with Troy winning by huge
margins.
But as to a future big game" be-
tween the two ranking institutions
of Los Angeles, there isn't a chance.
according to DR.. Van KleinSmid.
Such a game would divide the
constituency OF the city. and that
is something we wish to avoid.
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19
Coast 'Newsies'
VIII Visit Here

News carriers for two San Diego
papers are to be special guests of
the Barbara Worth hotel at noon
Sunday Of this week, November %,
according to announcement made
by the hotel.
A special excursion train to I'M
perial Valley will carry the
"newsies' as well as other passen-
gers. The hotel will welcome all
visitors who come on the excursion.
The mural paintings depicting the
development of the valley, which
adorn the hotel lobby will be ex-
planned.
The San Diego and Arizona rail-
way is offering the lowest round
trip fare ever made for a special
train to FL Centro.
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19
FILM STAR TO WE'D

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 10. U.P)-
Friends today said they were al
most certain" the marriage Of Con-
stance Bennett, film actress. and
Marquis De la Falaise, former hus-
band of Gloria Swanson. would
take place Sunday. The time and
place remained q deep mystery even
to their intimates.
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19
AGED VETERAN DUES

PASADENA, Cal, Nov. 10. U.Pl-
Major General William A. Kobbe,
distinguished officer Of the Civil
war, was mourned today. He died
yesterday at the age of 81, Military
services will be conducted at the
Preside of San Francisco.
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19
MINT USES 1862 CLOCKS

CARSON CITY, New. U.Pj-Old
clocks which show the month Of
the year, the date, the day, the
hour, the minute and the second,
last patented in 1862, are still in
use at the u. S. mint here
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1931-11-19

1t was signal that the annual ma
tion-wide drive of the American Red
Cross was on when, as pictured here,
President Hoover right was en-
rolled in the campaign by DR. John
Barton Payne left, chairman of
the relief organization. The cere-
mony took place on the White
House lawn.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
OGEMA

Graden Wise went to Red Wing to
work last week.
M. j. Gordon and Doyle Dickerson
of GAINESVILLE, we're in Ogema on bust
ness. They drove here Saturday and
returned to their home Monday.
Fred and Henry Hanson took a load
of potatoes to Duluth Saturday.
Dan and Jimmie Hegge are leaving
for California Tuesday morning.
Lem Irons built a silo last week.
Fred Lintner came home from Wa
coma, Monday evening. He expects
to be home for short time. He has
been hauling sugar beets and sugar
cane.
Ed Soens took his beans to Henry
Manuls to get them threshed. They
turned out good.
Mr. and Mrs. Lem Irons and Miss
Condron left Saturday for Pokegama
Lake. Miss Condron is going to teach
school there.
Arlie Kendall hauled a truck load
of telephone poles to Pine City Tues
day for T. ]. Ryan.
T. ]. Ryan filled silo at Lem Irons
farm Tuesday.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
(From Another Correspondent

Miss Mildred Anderson, Mrs. F. H.
Thayer, Mrs. j. d. Beaufeaux and
Victor Golf were visitors at school
in district No. 123 Wednesday of last
week.
R. R. Kramer of Cedar Falls, Iowa,
is spending few days with his broth
er, H. J. Kramer, and family on his
Detroit.
Donald Mackenzie left Wednesday
of last week for st. Paul, where he
will be employed at carpenter work
for a few weeks. Mrs. Mackenzie &C
companied him to ST. Paul, returning
Friday. Mrs. Frank Duxbury accom-
panied her back and will spend a
week here.
Mrs. Mildred Anderson spent a few
days last week visiting at the H. J..
Kramer home.
Mrs. Curtis Lyon and daughter,
Margaret Ann, Mrs. Hilda Swan and
daughter, Myrtle, Melbourn Swan, AL
fred Bostrom and Peter Jensen made a
trip to St. Croix Falls and Osceola,
Wis, last Thursday, visiting friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Stark and two
SONS of Harris, called on friends and
acquaintance in Ogema Sunday.
Orries Hunt took a load of stock to
St. Paul one day last week for E. ].
Huntley.
Mrs. T. ]. Ryan was a pleasant
caller at Mrs. Peter Stulen's last
Thursday
J. c. Utley became suddenly ill last
week and was taken to DR.. Kelsey
at Hinckley Sunday evening. The doc
tor ordered rest and absolute quiet for
him. All hope for Mr.. Utley's- COM
plete recovery.
M. and Mrs. w. ]. Huntley, Myrtle
Huntley, Miss Busby, Kenneth Enger,
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. c. Utley
Sunday.
Mrs. A. H. Ryan entertained Miss
Busby and Roy Workman at supper
at her home one day last week.
Miss Mildred Anderson and Janet
Kramer visited with Mrs. Donald
Mackenzie and Mrs. Todd Tuesday aft
ernoon of last week.
Lawrence Irons, who did clover hull
ling around here, completed his job
and moved home last week
The Garden club met with Mrs Ed
Soens Wednesday of last week. The
next meeting will be Wednesday, Oct.
IA. All members are requested to at
tend if possible. Quilts will be tied
so bring thimble and needles. Meet
will be held at the Hastings and York
home.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
KERRICK
The G. L. Wahlouist family motored

The G. L. Wahlquist family motored
to Sandstone Sunday to visit with
their daughter, Vivian, who teaches
there. From there they drove to
Brook Park, accompanied by Vivian,
and called at the L A. Phelps and
william Orr homes.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. M. Stephenson were
business callers in Bruno between
trains Tuesday.
Word has reached here from Mr..
and Mrs. James Lester Van Pelt of
Pampa, Texas, that a son arrived at
their home on October first. His name
is James Grout Van Pelt. Mrs. Van
Pelt was formerly Miss Geraldine
Grout of Nickerson.
Mrs. Peter Wiggin and daughter,
Jean, and Warner Wahlquist of Nick
erson, spent Tuesday at the G. L.
Wahlquist home.
Standing on the sidewalk, looking
toward the school house, with back
ground Of colored leaves of the maple.
Eastwood and oaks blended with the
green Of the pines and spruces. we
have a picture which is simply beau
tiful.
Rain spoiled the dance Saturday
night. The crowd was small, but
those there made merry.
School is apparently doing fine this
year. Students are seen with bundles
of books under their arms these days,
and nights find them studying hard.
Arthur and Marie Lund spent a few
days in Duluth, returning Saturday,
bringing Margaret and jeanette Ho-
gan and Alberta Gissler back with
them for the weekend. Doris Hogan
took the girls back Sunday.
The present low price of potatoes
is no inducement to people to SELL
No one looks for a high price this
year, but there is a general feeling
that the present price is too low and
that they can be fed up if no increase
comes. Everyone hopes the price will
raise, but no one has the nerve to
predict what will happen
| Mrs. VIM. Asst has purchased a new
aluminium tub Maytag washing ma
chine.
DR.. James Slaven of Pine City, Wis
tied the school Tuesday morning, and
examined the teeth of the children.
The Misses Meta and Edna Dilley
Of Cloverton, visited their sister,
Besse, Monday.
| Jas. H. Hogan was business caller
to Alexandria Tuesday.
The town board met Saturday and
transacted all necessary business.
The majority of the years business is
cleaned up and there will probably
be only one more meeting this fall
Chas. Ketchum has purchased five
cows and is now located on the Cald-
| well farm north of Duquette. Charles
says this country suits him and he
means to stay.
Here is one, can you beat this?
George Klein built a silo 12x16 feet
at $S.35 as follows: 80 hours labor
at Csc per hour, $3.50; nails, 1Oc;
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
SCHOOL NOTES 90 "a"

The following pupils were neither
absent or tardy any day last month:
Kelsey T. Rasmussen, Clyde A. Holmes,
George A. York, Verne A. Thorn,
Francis Holmes, Eva Rasmussen, Don
aid Thorn, Shirley e. Brown, Eleanor
L. Neuhring, Alice E. Irons, Loren E.
Holmes, Manley E. Thorn, Arthur j.
Irons, Minnie l. Neuhring, and Doro-
thy E. Rasmussen.
The fifth graders are having an
automobile race to Minneapolis. Hill
ma Rasmussen leads so far.
The following pupils had one hun
dred in spelling every day last week:
Minnie Neuhring, Dorothy Rasmussen.
Alice Irons, Manley Thorn, Eleanor
Neuhring, Eva Rasmussen and Donald
Thorn.
James and Marie Alderman en-
rolled last week in the first and eighth
grades, respectively.
The third graders are making In
dian booklets.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
Coverton School Notes.
High School.

Robert Wheeler, Arthur Nolan and
Vera Duncan were absent from school
Friday.
The high school students are taking
six weeks exams at present.
The Social Science class doesn't
need Mr.. Clark as teacher. They can
conduct class without him. At least
they tried it Friday
The English " class is now study
ing English Literature.
Grade School.
A Little World Series" kitten ball
game was played Friday afternoon,
Oct. 2. Cloverton grades VS.. Mark
vile grades. The final score was
z to 6, Cloverton the loser. We are
confident the score will be reversed
this coming Friday, when Cloverton
plays at Markville.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
DUXBURY

Father Mccarthy Of Markville, and
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Calvin and children
and Mrs. eastman were entertained
at the N. Nopp home Wednesday eve
ming of last week.
Mr.. Zimbrick Of Hinckley. called at
the N. Nopp home Wednesday after
noon.
Harold Anderson Of Fort Smelling.
is visiting at the r. Shute home.
Mrs. Glienke is on the sick list.
The r. Shute family and Harold
Anderson were callers at the c. Bjork
home Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. R. Shute called on Mrs. Hess
Ter at Sand Creek Saturday forenoon.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
CLOVER TOWNSHIP

Mr.. and Mrs. John Stewart and Mr..
and Mrs. Clyde Holmes and children
were Sunday dinner guests at the
home of Mrs. Holmes parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Ben Irons.
Rita Robertson spent the weekend
at her home. She called on Gladys
Allen Sunday afternoon.
The Meriel White family of Arlone,
and the Emery Huntley family of Oge-
ma, spent Sunday at the Hastings and
York home.
Kenneth Sacre of St. Paul, accom-
panied by Miss Margaret Logon and
John Sarley, spent the weekend at
the F.. Sacre home.
Loyal Ayde and wife and Robert
Koonce and wife of St. Paul, visited
at the Chas. Robertson home Mon
day. Mr.. Ayde and Mr.. Koonce are
cousins of the Robertsons.
Miss Sylvia Golf spent the week
end al her home here.
Mr. and Mrs. Ben Irons and daugh-
ter, Esther, accompanied by Mr.. and
Mrs. John Stewart visited the Fern
dale Nursery at Askov Sunday after
noon.
The Better Homes and Garden Club
met last week with Mrs. Ed Soens.
The next meeting will be on Oct. IA
at the Hastings and York home. All
members are urged to attend and
bring in new members. Bring your
n rnndlnc anl h1ac hn
club plans on tying comforters.
The r. P. Rasmussen family of
Askov, visited Sunday with the Christ
Rasmussen family.
The Rev. Paul Hendricks of Hinck-
ley, will speak at the "a" school on
the evening of Oct. 21. Everybody
welcome.
Chas. Robertson called on Adolph
Schmidt Sunday afternoon
Mrs. Nina Daley, her sister, Mrs.
Lasher, and her son, Ray, were din
ner guests at the F. Golf home Sun
day.
The dance at Clover hall Wednes-
day night of last week, in honor of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Christianson, who
were recently married, was well at
tended and all present report a very
good time.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Sacre, accompanied
by Mrs. w. Anderson and children,
were Ogema callers Sunday
Adolph Schmidt lost three horses
last week. They seemed to be af-
flicted with paralysis of the throat.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jos. Buchl and Gloria
Mae and baby, Jack, of west of Hinck-
ley, were callers at the Chas. Robert
son home Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin and daughter
from west of Hinckley, also another
daughter, Mrs. Clemenson of Clemen-
son. called at the Sacre home Wednes-
day of last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Mutt and
daughter of Webb Lake, called at the
Ted Irons and c. Rasmussen homes
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Pechacek and Doris
Golf of Brook Park, visited Friday
evening at the Fred Golf home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Thorn and daugh-
tiers, spent Monday in Pine City.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08

A business man while driving out
in the country found that the timer
on his car was not working efficiently
for lack of fabrication, so he stopped
at farm house. An old lady came
to the door. Have you any lubrica-
ting oil?' he asked. The old lady
looked doubtful. He then said: Even
castor oil will do" WELL" the old
lady replied, II haven't any castor oil,
but could fix you up dose of salts"
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
CLOVERTON
(From Another Correspondent

Mrs. G. Austin entertained the Clo-
verton Ladies' Aid at the Hughes resi-
dence last Thursday. Thirty-five at
tended and all had an enjoyable time.
Ernest Heller is on the sick list
this week.
Roy Kendall now listens in" with
a new General Motors radio.
A farewell party was given Wednes-
day night for Auget johnson.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
WINDEMERE TOWNSHIP

Eddie Westerberg and Alfred Peter
son were Willow River callers We'd
nesday.
Mrs. Willie Storm spent several
days Of last week in Duluth.
August johnson spent Sunday at
the Stage home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Carlson spent
Wednesday evening of last week at
the Carroll home.
Mrs. Anna Mossberg and girls and
Nellie Benson were Wednesday eve
ming of Last week visitors at the Fors-
berg home.
Mrs. Pulling returned from the
cities Tuesday. after spending several
days there.
Merle Street has been doing some
breaking for Mr.. Adams at Barnum
the past week.
Victor and Ellen Anderson and the
Misses Mattson spent Monday eve
ming at Anna Mossberg's.
Several neighbors and friends help
ed Rose Nyberg celebrate her birth
day at the Nyberg home Sunday eve
ming.
Harold Overland and Merle Swanson
spent Sunday at the Nystrom home.
Mrs. Clickner. Merle Pulling. and
Tillie Olson are all on the sick list.
We hope for their speedy recovery.
Pete Trachemovitz and Ben Street
were Willow River callers Wednesday.
Mrs. ]. w. Nystrom spent Sunday at
the Clickner home.
Myrtle and Sigrid Overland spent
Saturday evening at the Street home.
Eileen Brandt left last week for Du-
luth, where she will be employed.
Lucille Void spent last week in
Minneapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mailman and family
are now residing on the Jorgenson
farm Welcome to our community!
Mrs. c. S. Pulling spent Saturday
and Sunday at the Clickner home.
Ben Street and father spent the
weekend in Osseo and the Twin
Cities.
Harold Carlson and four compani-
ons Of st. Paul, spent Sunday here
visiting friends.
Mrs. John Forsberg and girls called
at the Street home Friday.
Myrtle, Irene, and Sigrid Overland
spent Sunday afternoon with Viola
Swanson.
Gustaf Johnson, Anna Mossberg and
girls, and Nellie Benson were Sunday
dinner guests at the BackStrom home
in Cloquet.
Jordan Nelson called at the Nyberg
home Sunday.
Miss Tillie Olson came home Satur-
day, after spending a week in ST.
Paul.
Edith Swanson is visiting at the
Hanson home in Carissa for a few
days
Mrs. Andrew Jurganson left for ST.
Paul last Thursday, where she will
reside with her daughter, Ruth Mrs.
Jurganson has lived in this commun-
ity for the past IS years and her many
friends regret her leaving.
Church Notes.
Mrs. liver Peterson will entertain
the Windemere M. e. Ladies' Aid at
her home Thursday afternoon, Oct. Is.
All are cordially invited to attend.
There will be services in the Win
demere M. e. church Sunday morning.
Oct. Is. The Rev. Anderson will
preach. ALI are welcome.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08

@But true love, you know, can live
on bread and cheese and Kisses urg-
ed young fellow when proposing to
a girl THAT may be true when the
proportion is right" replied the girl
philosophically, but in your case it
would be about nine-tenths kisses
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
A BIT OF HUMOR

why, when I was your age l
didn't have as much money in month
as you spend in day." said a man
when Gliding his son for spending
money. We'll, dad, why scold me
about it? Why didn't you make your
kick to grandfather" the boy replied.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
Keeping Up With the Fads.

Keeping Up With the Fads.
But, dearie," said her dearest
friend, 'if you and John love each
other and get along, why do you want
a divorce?"
''Oh, I'm just dying to wear one of
these new Titzy divorce rings they
have now" she explained
Enquirer.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08

What does that hotel resort mean
by advertising accommodations at 81
and up" asked tourist of native.
1T means you pay one dollar and are
up all night fighting mosquitoes was
the reply.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08

How do you like Minnesota seen
ery?" a tourist from an eastern state
was asked by citizen here. "It's a
good deal like the scenery in my home
state" he replied, cit runs mostly to
tooth paste and smoking tobacco"
Don't worry, old man, you won't
be convicted" said an attorney to a
bootlegger at district court. THE
jury is bound to disagree" what
makes you think so?" asked the client.
why, I've just discovered that two
of the members Of the jury are man
and wife," he replied.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
Ruling Passion.

RuI1ng PaSSlOns
Speaking of animals remember
ing said the tall, elderly man, when
l was a boy / once gave a circus ele-
plant stick of striped candy"
''Well?"
After that, whenever that circus
was to parade in the town, the BARRIERS
had to take in their striped poles."-
Boston Transcript.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08
Spoke Her Mind.

A woman in Pennsylvania, after be-
ing mute for twenty years, recently
recovered her speech when stung by
a humble bee, but what speech she
recovered isn't of record, probably be-
cause OF the censorship laws.-New
York Evening Post.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1931-10-08

People sometimes find a pearl in
an oyster stew remarked a waiter in
restaurant to a customer. But
am looking for oysters" grunted the
customer.