The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-02-24
Good evening.
 o-O-O WELCOME MARCH

DreatneS or spring, II dPPetile'
 Welcome March, Spring comes tripping down the hill, Handing life a new born thrill, Birds prepare springtime triA.
 Welcome March. Snow and ice just melt away.
 Welcome March. Sun gets stronger every day.
 Welcome March. Golf bugs sing of holes in. four. Tennis players outword pour. Autos honk their horns galore. Welcome March.
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 Editor Day by Day: A few more contributions for your approval. Here goes:
 A heart of gold doesn't mean a hard and yellow one.
 Dizzy Dorothy wonders why pas sengers in falling planes don't chute themselves.
 Look a bear in the eye and he'll run, says an old mountaineer. Yes, but which way?
 The only things prohibition seems to have brought about-light fines and jeers.
 Rheumatism and whiskey may them both in joints.
 Did you hear the one about the sick old lady who took so many pills that her joints were all ball-bear- ing?
 That's all for now, Ed. Yours truly-Mickey Calo.
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 The modern Waterbury girl . thinks q thimble is something you put on your finger when you use the dial telephone. The man who peddles scandal is selling social filth.
 The trouble with the world is perhaps too much worldliness. Plumbers are considering calling themselves technicians. But that won't stop them from forgetting their tools.
  Then there was the ex-bar- tender who sprink1ed sawdust on the cellar floor so he'd feel more at home when tapping barrel. One half the world to-day seems to be looking for the other half dollar. The sub-consciOus mind is merely scientific name for an unconscious one. o-O-o
 Sometimes the man who keeps his ciated than the one who rolls them up. o-O-o OH DEAR. Here lies the body Of Patience Black, In an Austin she disputed Right Of way with a Mack. o-O-o A wrestling match is about as in- teresting as a couple of Eskimos playing nah jongg. o-O-o Nowadays when they hear a. gal is about to marry the ques- tion is asked. "Is she good with q can opener?" Years ago they wanted to know if she could cook. A lot of men born with silver spoons in their mouths end up with lead nickels. o-O-o DING, DING In union there is strength, Said clever Kitty Gam, And when she went to marry, She picked a union man. The dancing girl who is light on her feet is generally light in the head as well. o-O-o As the prig is bent. so the family tree inclines. o-O-o
 They're about to open a restaurant in New York that will cook and serve food automatically. Rabots in- stead of chefs and walters. So if you get steel shavings in your oat- meal, you'll know who to blame.
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 Every man thinks he knows it all until his eight year old son asks him a few questions in history or geography.
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 TEE, HEB. A monument to Sarah Stone, Who's sleeping here, quite all
 alone, In life she summed the haunts of men,
 In death she knows what might
 have been.
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 Kitchen utensils are coming through in flashy colors. As if we didn't get the BLUES before when we had to wash them.
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 This completes our regular Tuesday evening program. It was broadcast by DBD and came to you through the court esy of the Waterbury Evening Democrat, pioneer in this type of work. We are signing off at this time. to be back on the air again tomorrow evening at the usual hour.
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 Good night.