The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-12-02
Good evening.
 O-O-O THE YULETIDE SEASON
"A SMILES THE THING"

 Christmas means a time of joy, A period of good. Sing a song of Christmas, Holly wreaths galore, Colored lights a-gleamin, In each department store, Busy people rushing,
 Fitting here and there. Try and join the happy throng, Get the Christmas air. Sing a song of Christmas, Sing it wild and free, Gosh, it's great to be alive, There's a Christmas tree, Forget your load of worries, And folks, I've had my share. Christmas comes but once a year, So breathe the yuletide air.
 o-O-o Lion saves keeper from death News Item. A case of throwing out the life lion, eh?
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 The boss who wants hand shakers and yes men around him isn't worthy of the title he assumes.
 o-O-o It's generally people with low brows who pull the high hat stuff.
 
 Buy Christmas seals. They help in the war against tuber- culosis.
 It's all right to face the future but don't turn your back to the present-unless you're dissatisfied with the Christmas gift.
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 OH YEAH Hang up the baby's stocking, Remember, goodness sake, Don't let the kid wise to the times, We must give her break.
 o-O-o Who can remember the good old days when sardines were 8 meal instead of soda counter sand wich?
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 It's got so now that a fel- low is afraid to wear spats for fear he'll be taken for a lunch room minute steaker.
 o-O-o Aluminium ware made light housekeeping popular.
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 The corset is coming back. xuil1 hn in better shape then.
 o-O-o Times change. Now a person can order shoulder steak without apolo- gizing.
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 DING, DING The raccOOn coats look lonely,
 You must admit that son, It seems they're very lonely
 The football games are done.
 o-O-o The husband who complained of back pains due to pushing lawn mower all summer will be growing about shoulder aches from the fur- mace coal shovel.
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 The Empress Eugenie hats no longer make good Em- precision. o-O-o A good mixer should have no trouble getting a job in a cement works. Trap shooting often results in a trap for those engaged In the sport.  A fat man Is always jolly, mere | ly proving that heavy people are generally light hearted. O-O-O so IT GOES IAfe is just book, We live q page each day, Until the time is finished, And gently laid away. o-O-o How about giving New Year resolutions as Christmas presents! suppose broad shouldered men have broad responsi- bilities. o-O-o
 Toy spells joy at Christmas time. o-O-O OH DEAR ME A box of soap for TiIlie, Tine ideal gift by heck, You see our hard luck Tfllie, Always gets 1t in the neck. | o-O-o
 In the column of life our enemies appear in the red. All deficits gen. orally do. The two faced man general ly is made to feel sorry for | both of them after time. | o-O-o
 They say the sharpest thing in life is A woman's tongue. Might make a good substitute when the razor As e o-O-o | Christmas greens have ap- peared and now Christmas 1 reds are coming into view. | But a few of us this year will have Christmas blues. o-O-o
 France is building mystery plane that. will fly five hundred miles an hour. It's q mystery how they do 1t.
 ...'.,'. YOU DON'T SAY Keep your Christmas sec-gars, piil comes Q summer day. Then smoke those Christmas sec
 ,gars,
 They'il keep siectcrs away.
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 This concludes our regular mid week program. broadcast by DBD, xVaterbury's pioneer station. owned and operated by the Evenine ilemoerat. We are signing off at lthia time. to be pack on the nir Iagalu tomorrow evening ct the |usuai hour.
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 fso0d nIght.