The Waterbury Democrat., 1931-05-02

corset will come back. Which mere- ly proves again that woman was made to suffer.
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 WORTH WHILE It is we'll to smile, But the girl worth while Is the one who can smile When she has to wear clothes that
 are out of style.
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 One COW doesn't make a herd, but 1t only takes one milk man to be heard all over city block.
 The wise youth who is going to set the world on fire when he ma- lures should take out plenty of fire insurance.
 Most orators, observes the office sage, run true to forum.
 The patient who falls in love with his nurse will be Q lot worse when he wakes up.
 o-O-o Men discuss the merits of stand ard gasoline as against the premium brands. Women talk about the re- spective merits of various soap flakes.
 Men are capable of falling in love without ever leaving the ground.
 o-O-O An optimist is a man who believes the pretty picture on flower garden seeds will actually appear.
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 TEE, HEB She married . baker, For his dough, SO they said, But gosh, he went bankrupt, Now she bakes her own bread. Now they have non-kinking gar- den hose. What they need Is grass that will grow to the height of one inch and then stop for the rest of The person who thinks two can live at the same price as one, must. have a dieting couple in mind.
 The Olympic games might furnish a new wrinkle and provide races be- tween the rum runners.
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 Blind tigers brought the jungle to our city streets. GUIDE .fou' HwGmU have no fear out
 here. lady. There is no one
 spying" OLD LADY = Well, I've heard about those mountain peaks" AND TT WAS EVER THUS Housecleaning days again are here, The saddest days of all the year, Poor dad. the dog. canary. too, Will sigh for days, till ma is
 through.
 Now they're trying to grow roses without thorns. Wish they'd pro- duce a pineapple with the same squirting grape fruit. Some of the boys around town think a joint installation" Is tho opening of another speakeasy.
 The girls are wearing their hair and dresses longer so there's little chance of the two meeting after all. O-O-0 If the doctors of laws would treat laws that are ailing. the country would be a lot better off.
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 If the wage scale was as easily handled as the plano scale 1t would ease matters for a lot of us.
 She dances with fears in her eyes. especially if the pet corn is at all sensitive.
 A man should retire from business when he figures it's a matter of his business and not the family next door. Sometimes a chip from the old block turns out to be a worthless knot.
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 A gentleman raises his hat to a lady, he doesn't merely touch his finger to the brim.
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 The man who thinks that he's never a success until invited to a full dress party, may be clothes, but not close to the genuine article. 9o-O--0 Very often you swallow your pride to feed a false stomach.
 O-O--0 This completes our series of H.pAn A Ara aata fny. A WQAk. They came to you over DBD and were sent through the courtesy of the Water bury Evening Democrat. pioneer in this type of newspaper work. We are signing off at this time, to go back on the air again Monday even- Ing at the usual hour.