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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1931-01-14
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Day In Congress


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The Alaska fisherman., 1931-08-15
By Robert l.. Bennett IN The Indian Leader, Kansas

tionary defines a citizen as a member of state, a person, a native or naturalized of either sex, one who owes allegiance to a government and is entitled to reciprocal protection from that government. To be a member of state means that we must take an active interest in all things relative to that state. With a membership in the state, a person owes allegiance as re- suit of receiving the rights of participation. Allegiance is tl,e tie or obligation of a subject to his government; the duty of 1i- delity to ones government or sovereign state.
 We are an exacting people. We demand of our Government that in return for loyalty, the guar antee and privileges of living in peace and tranquility with neighbors, that we be guaran- teed the privilege of carrying the sails of commerce the world ever, that our homes be pro- tected, that our children be edu- cs~ted.
 The tendency of society wheth- CT civilized or barbarous, is na- turally, tho gradually toward cohesion, union and centrallza- ton. The Athenian and the Ro- man state both grew out of such coalescence of antecedenV tribes. The narrower the limit of land, the speedier is this uni on. At the time that the Eu- rcpean people first came to this country, my people were scat tered over vast areas and sep arated by the barriers of climate emerging but slowly from the barbarism into which the whole land had fallen when the sug- gested and unsubstantial civi]i- zation of prehistoric days had gone down to SaYagerY. For th!S
The Alaska fisherman., 1931-08-15
The Indian and Citizenship


 ; nd that it did exist is evidenced by the numerous cOnfederacieS that were found in the land cJ the time of it's discovery by Eil- lOpeanS. Of these cOnfedera Cjes, the strongest, the most in telligent, the most alert-"fore- most in war, foremost in elo- cuence, foremost in their say age arts of policy,' declares MT. Parkman, were the people Of the Long House." This was the Cnly name by which the Five Confederated Tribes, called by the French "Iroquois," ever dis tinguished themselves. The men Of these five nations were cap- able and far-seeing beyond their kind. They had intelligence not Cnly to appreciate the wis dom of confederation but the skill to undertake it. Somewhere about the middle of the 18th century, council of wise men and chiefs of the Five Tribes met upon the northern shore or Onandaga Lake. near the site of the present city of Syracuse. 1t was at this council that a plan of confederation was fO"- nlulated, adopted, and immedi ately entered upon. The con- federacy thus formed by tllese five kindred tribes was based upon the principle of absolute end fraternal equality. Each tribe remained independent SD far as local selfgOvernment was concerned, but in the matters Of mutual interests they were unit ed and patriotic Mr. Morgan in his exhaustive study of this kin dred confederation says: "The history of the Iroquois demon strates the reality as we'll as the persistency of the bond of kin and the fidelity with which it was respected." During the long roriOd thrO11Oh which the con-
The Alaska fisherman., 1931-08-15

u l'C, uIliIdIllpCItU, US ClilclS. suochiefs, and councillors, but ail matters of national i'm port ance that called for united ac- ton were discussed and se3t;ed by Llte central council composed ci tne chiefs of the tribes. This met when summoned in the bark council hCuce-"T:le Long House"-on the Onandaga. So Intelligent a political organiza- ton as this was really long step in the direction Of civiliza- ton with it's ultimate goal of c:~ tizenship. Just how far this step might have led can be a matter Cnly for conjecture, There is, however, little doubt that it would have been a dominating influence on the Americ9n n Col,- tlnent. East and West, North and South, the power of the long House. spread. A nation of warriors with 'an unsuitable ambition and restless ferCcity" brOoked neither enemy nor rival, and the career Of conquest of these Romans of the Vest" as they have been not inaptly call cd, was checked only by the in- terrosition of foreign and un- locked for power greater than themselves. We shall need to study the Indian story with minds divested of the white mans prejudices, and the Rcd Mans limited perceptions.
 Tn attempting to analyze the status of the Indian of to-day, and his relation to citizenship, we find that he was citizen, that he had a government, that he was a respecter of property, and that he had a religion long before his contact with the in~ Vading Europeans. We find that the progress in all of these es- sentials of citizenship were rudc- ly interrupted by the invasion Of
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
City GreeterS Love People
And Sell Themselves

In these columns reference has been made to the fact that
Washington is far behind Chicago and New York in the mat
Ter Of official greeter welcome all the noabe dropping
In here but to desiaby Of that kind Of advertising it
must be passed upon by those whose business is to de-
termine whether need services Of that nature.
George Cav, ChiCagos greeter, with platform Of
making all the people everywhere like Chicago wealthy
enough not ask for salary for his work Honor and
in selling himself and Chicago will be all the cOmpen
sation he wishes.
It seems that Mr. Cav heard people knocking Chicago
which panied him immensely and he asked Mayor Cermak
let him Chicago and pay that city back for what it had
done for him
Now Mr. Gaw's hand is outstretChed to potentates
peasants and he to have snowwhte automobile to carry
Chicagos guests in Besides this Mr. Cav has great conf
dence in himself. He readily admits that he sell himself
TO anybody in the other world when his time to
90 there
The basis of this confidence is just plain liking for people
AL kinds Of people, It kind Of religion with Cav and
It's pretty fair religion, after all He could not be that way
and be "hgh hatted in his views, too
Chicago will prefer to entertain dukes and duchesses and
oables big enough get advertising for the city but the
official greer loves everybody and nosbes scarce he
win extend greeting to lesser lights.
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
Curtis, Watson and 1892 :; By Claude G. Bowers

Another report from the
Wickershar1 Commission has
been given out by the White
House. This deals with the
minor courts, and the press re-
ports have it that it contains
"a yelled reference to court
scandals in New York and else
where" Since these scandals"
are by no means confined to
New York City, it is to he as
sumed that elsewhere" is in
cluded.
The complaint Of the report
is not aimed so much at the
system as at the individuals ap-
pointed to the bench. This is
the trouble with so many agen.
cies, both Of public and private
business.
It is not easy to get away
from the human element, and
it is not always an easy thing
to judge before an experiment.
There are many men whose
temperament seems to change,
and for the worse, when they
come into possession of power.
The reference to the influ-
ence of politics is inevitable,
since inevitably politics does
play a part in raising men to
the bench, either by election or
appointment, from the magis-
trate Of a city to a justice Of
the Supreme Court of the
United States.
Mr.. WickerSham himself was
once Attorney General and thor
oughly understands that Fed
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
Judicial Administration
Finding the Truth About Nations Judicial Business

The Wickersham Commission has treated the country to
some sharp and truthful unfoldngs Of weaknesses in the
nations administration Of justice but its work is ending at
time when could just well 60 justice to acquire
strong and influential friends and gain public faith.
Happily there body that is to carry Investigations
Of judicial problems with view arousing sentiment for
better administration Of the law This the Institute Of Law
Of the Johns Hopkins University which starts its work with
gifts toang $4,000 the free work Of many great law
yers and jurists
Almost every phase Of judicial administration is to be gone
into including one that the Wckersham Commission has
already reported one weaknesses and scandals associated
with inferior of the country due to their control by
political bosses
The institute for example, will try to ascertain to what
degree persons Of authority in the counts judicial system
from the youths who entering the practice OF law to the
judges higher courts are adequate to the trust and
sponsibility invested in them
The many Investigations will include the installation OF
permanent system Of judicial Statistics not now available
The Washington times., 1931-07-20

portion it would be less hurnifi-
ating to go down on the ma
tional ticket than to be turned
out Of his present position.
In the municipal elections
in Indiana in 1929 the Demo
Gratis swept the State in a re-
markable overturn, and in the
election Of 1880 the Democrats
elected their entire State ticket
and sensationally reversed the
political character Of the Con-
gressional delegation. They
are in possession of most of
the city, county and State Of
fices, which means they are in
a better position in organiza-
tion and finance than for many
years.
And Mr.. Watson is growing
old. The men who made the
personal organization through
which he has sustained himself
in public life have lost their
cunning with time, or are dead
or retired. To the present gen.
GRAFTON he does not appeal so
much, since he himself is not so
appealing. The super-human
demands for campaigning in
these later days were too much
Tor him five years ago. If he
must go down it would be a
more graceful exit to pass out
with the laurelS Of national rec
ognition as a vice presidential
candidate,
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
Hearst Papers AdUOcate

l. "Honest friendship Wth all nations entGngng alliances
nUnh nonc."-George Washington
2 PROPORTIONAL representation the United States Senate
state to haze Senator's Legislation enforce
prompt constitutional reGppoonret IN the of
Representatives
g. Separate departments of the Amy Of the NGry and OF the
Forces all united under Secretary OF National Defense
e. Federal action the limit of Federal poeTS abolish
nIteracv under Secretary of Education.
S. Installation of President the first Of January foo
inc the November election.
Seectve Immigration to admit only those suited for An1eTt
can citizenship and American needs
2 DeportGton undesirable aliens and extension citizen
ship period to 10 years.
Complete publicity for income tGEeS to preUHt big tar
dodgers from escaping taxation.
Modification Of the VoenG act to permit Mgt tnes and
beers under Federal regulation.
The Washington times., 1931-07-20

apply to men. Many men are
proud of their homes and like
to be husbands, but it isn't
a natural knack. Male hui
mans aren't born with a yen
for nests any more than male
robins. They acquire nests and
have nests thrust upon them,
but they can do quite nicely
without them.
SENTIMENTAL THEORY TO
THE CONTRARY, A MAN SAC
RIFTCES MORE THAN A
WOMAN WHEN HE MAR
RIES AND, IN MANY CASES,
GETS FAR LESS IN RETURN.
A man does not need mar
riage to protect his old age,
preserve his reputation or pro-
vide him with female compan'
ionship. Marriage multiplies a
mans financial responsibility,
raises Cain with his liberty and
interferes frightfully with his
personal habits and comfort.
Much is said about the bene-
fits of a "woman's touch around
the home" and, to hear the
girls tell it, a man can't be too
thankful for that touch. But,
actually, there's nothing a man
desires less OF gets rid Of
quicker, if he gets a chnace.
The average home Is run BY
women FOR women. It is 100
per cent. female from the glass
orchid In the reception hall to
the embroidered guest towel in
the bathroom. And the aver.
age male feels about as much
at home in it as a kangaroo in
a fruit salad.
Marriage, that supreme con.
venience "0r woman, is about
the most incOnvenient thing
that can happen to q man. All
of which It might be well for
certain ladies to remember.
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syndiUatea 1nc.l
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
A Good Campaigner
for MIR. Hoover

"A GOOd Campa1gner
for Mr.. Hoover
And he would make a good
campaigner for Mr.. Hoover,
who Is the most miserable cam.
pa1gner we have known. He is
q past master in the art of con-
fuslng the issue. Just now he is
issuing statements in defence of
the tariff which has lost us so
much Of the foreign market:
and what he says has no rela-
t1on to the realities, but is calcu-
lated to tickle the pride Of the
partisan.
His stump oratory is Of the
old-faShioned sort, much derided
by critics, and yet still effective
with the crowd. It is now 81
years since he entered public
life as a Congressional nominee
in his twentieS, coutesting
against Holman, the venerable
parliamentarian, known to his
tory as "the Watchdog of the
treasury"
The landslide Of 1894 made
his election possible, but his
type Of campaigning helped.
Men still talk Of his action that
year in putting on wooden shoes
and campaigning In the German
sections, speaking German.
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
Take It Easy on Hot Days

OF course you like everybody to know that you q
hustler that grass grows under your fee and that polk
ing around evidence Of the hookworm disease but in the
hot days Of sumner safer you slow down some
sht your gears to speed suitable to the temperature
Fatalities due to heat have been this
than in many and you attribute most Of them to
hustng going at breakneck speed with your sensitive heart
forced to bear extra burdens.
Get out golf exceedingly hot day and try
walking and playing with speed and then test your pulse
notice the Of blood in your head that rapid trobng
that tells you the heart is being overexerted.
There people inclined Southern folks as ndo
nt hot weather but the natives have learned somethng
one thing being that to prevent sstroke and heat prosa
dons It Is wise to move at moderate speed
The Washington times., 1931-07-20
TIMES TEST

Do you know:
1. How may the date Of Eas-
ter vary?
2: What does the term peri
helion" mean? 4
8. When was the issue Of the
new small-Sized currency inau.
gurated?
4. Who Is the only American
to receive the Nobel prize In
literature?
5. Who is the presiding Off.
Ger Of the Senate?
8. What is the proposed TWen-
t1eth Amendment to the Consti-
tuition about? A
z. Which Signer Of the Dec.
laration Of independence was
the last to die?
g.. What is meant by the
, dover right Of a widow?
9. What is meant by "mis.
prislon Of treaSon?"
10. What State does not al.
low by law divorce for any
cause?
Fill each blank:
IL. is treatment Of dis.
ease by sunlight.
IL. The season Of Lent Is
- days long, not including
Sundays.
13. A gill is one Of q
pint.
"A. Edwin Abbey's name was
connected with - painting.
10. Arnold was In command
OF when he committed
treason.
Nnswers On Mag Ene PaGel.