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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
She Got n Man

"Es Il you. the one tells always my
Nina 20 bring jogerfy every day
you tell Minna a jogerfy she shall
bring?"
Before Teacher could reply the 1T
tie Whirlwind spoke further.
MY sister. Katrina. she got no
1ogerfy. and got a man.
III cot no jogerfy-and I got a
man.
You got n Iogerfy-and you no
got no man"
With a wild triumphant laugh the
Whirlwind blew out OF the door and
the door slammed.
Teacher bought Minna a geography
with her own money.
I wonder how many "jogerfys'
poor Sally has? Perhaps she has too
many and that ~ why she ~ looking
80 earnestly-for a a
What do you think?
copyright. 1880. N~ESpspr Fsaturs Service. ine
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glea-n OF skin for your arms. Prac-
tice OF special plastique movements
for grace. exercises for firmness. spe-
clal care Of the skin. And they are
such an important part OF woman's
charm. Make them beautiful-keep
them beautiful
II you would have a face that peo-
pie love TO watch. remember that II
IL the heart. the kindness. the hap
piness shining through that appeals
10 the world. And practically speak
ing. uplifting thoughts give uplift-
ing faces-heip 70 keep a firm con.
tour. instead OF dropping lines. tired
eyes and deep lines OF unhappiness.
In your walking, standing or eft.
ting. don't forget your feet. The
%slovenly. unbeautiful moving or plac.
ing or setting OF feet can spoil an
otherwise charming posture. Unedu'
Gated feet. ! call them. So begin 70.
day-lezrn TO use your feet beauti.
fully. and see how much more lovely
your legs will look-how much more
sure your poise.
Selah!
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ELENE says she nave Gil Gil
joyable time any place IL she
owned the sports costume i
selected today to take with me to
BIlly's sisters home next weekend
II really is adorable. I don't know
whether wen 70 in for any active
tennis or golf while we're there. but
even II we don't I'm just going to
wear my sports outfit. I like il 10
much. And sports clothes are smart
for country wear even II one Just
sits around on a veranda or takes q
stroll on a country road.
This outfit II developed IN three
different and delectable shades OF
yellow. There's a gored skirt in
creamy yellow jersey worn with a
darling short-sleeved jumper in a
darker yellow. and a sleeveless suede
jacket IN still a deeper and richer
tone. The Jacket Is belted. A chic
little cape OF yellow jersey in a shade
10 match the jumper. Is worn
with IL.
Billy says he's not going to let me
participate in any strenuous activ-
tues next Wctk-cuus ne > EOluk 10 see
that all I do Is rest. Wait till he
ices me all dressed up like m cham
picn woman golfer, he won't be. able
TO say me nay. Anyway, even IL T
am a good little girl and sleep and
eat and sit in the for two whole
days. / won't be sorry ! bought my
new outfit. IL win be- a marvellous
costume for wear during the entire
Summer. and certainly I'll play some
golf and tennis before the end Of
the season.
I tried my best TO persuade Helene
to Join US over the weekend. but she
wouldn't hear OF II. Billy's sister ex-
tended the invitation to her. too. be-
cause she knows we don't like to be
separated-it means leaving one OF
us In the apartment alone. However,
Dorothy Is coming over TO stay with
Helene. and they'll have q good time
together.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

How it will affect you depends upon whether you
are in proper physical condition.
On such a sweltering Summers day you often
hear the remark, ut isn't the heat, 1t Is the
humidity that's so awful" As a matter Of fact,
the discomfort is the effect of both heat and
humidity, plus the high pulse rate caused by both
of them.
What happens when a person is "sunstruck"
or "heatstruck"?
The heat causes the temperature Of the body
TO rise, as well as the temperature Of the blood.
II the heat is continued long enough the blood
vessels become paralyzed. The blood accumu-
lates in the dilated veins and lungs. The pump
ing action Of the heart is lessened, not being
enough to drive the blood all around the body
The attack may begin with headache, faint
ness. weakness and dizziness The nulse hncnnnns
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

as wei as dance, and maybe play
the sax too-but Sally won't be
too fussy.
Money?-oh money would be
something-but not everything.
Brains. position, character - Sally
hasn't had time to think OF these
little things-not yet.
She just wants a man-ilke the
other girls-someone to take her TO
the pictures. and someone 20 say:
Gee. Sally. you look swell.'
That's what Sally's friends say
about Sally.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
The Stars Say
For Thursday, April "a.


"HE lunar aspects for this day
may b taken as fairly neg
alive IN their operations. much
depending on the amount OF personal
initiative and p~ersistency, qualities
which may be spurred 20 action by
the favorable Saturnian ray. assist
ed by the force OF Uranus in stress
ing novelty and adventure. These
may be responsible for fresh oppor-
tunities followed up by diligence and
determination. but an adverse posi-
ton OF Jupiter may initiate against
financial profit Conservative and
safe use OF funds Is enioined.
Those whose birthday IL ~ may be
assured OF q year OF some opportu-
nifty, with fresh leads into new lines.
but these must be pursued with
strict application and earnest effort
IN order TO reap worthwhile profit.
Much depends on individual deter
mination. assisted by a conservative
and safe use OF the funds. Finances
are in jeopardy unless j~udlciously
handled.
"A child born on this day should ~
original. inventive, ingenious and
Woodworking. but should be trained
In the wise use OF its substance.
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matio spirits OF ammonia or cam
phor. Make no effort 10 pour fluid
down the throat OF an unconscious
person.
Rub the body and the feet and
hands to keep the circulation going.
When the patient Is able 10 take II.
give him a cup of hot. strong coffee
or hot milk.
Scientists are endeavoring 70 find
methods by which TO combat heat
prostration. DR.. W. ]. Mcconnell.
Of the Metropolitan Life Insurance
Company. recently made expert
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

him. don't you
know, and she
would be aw-
fully pleased if
his hair was
curly, and she
would really be
thankful if he
had nice eyes.
10 would be
quite a help to
have him a
o o d dancer,
too, you know,
one Of I h e 3 e
c h s wit h
wings in his
heels. And If
he could sing
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
BY Max TreIl
Fresh eggs
In the pan
Eat ms many
As you can"
Shadow Song.

94y AC@h EMEhs cried
Mi. Flor. Hand. Yam and Knarf-
the five little shadows-as thew
darted down the road after Mrs..
Sext-D oor-Neighbor.
knarf had discovered thousands ~
eggs floating near the edge OF the
pond. They weren't hens eggs. 10
t. sure. for they were small with A
black dot I'm the centre. had water
colored jelly instead OF shells ard
were attached one behind the other
Like links OF a chain.
They're duck-eEgs.r Rnarf an
nounced wisely. imagining that be-
cause ducks swan In water, they lad
their eggs there too. The fact tia.
they had jelly instead OF shells was
very convenient, since they couldn't
crack and. moreover. made Jelly
omelets without needing any extra
jelly. He had made his shadow-com-
panions promise 10 help him sell
them. which was the reason they
were running after Mrs. Next-Duor-
NeiEhbor. who was on the way to
market with a large egg-basket ca
her arm.
Fresh eggs, fresh eggs thew
shouted again. As luck would have
IL. she didn't hear them. FOR o
everyone can hear shadows. What
II more, she scarcely noticed them.
although she saw their masters and
mistresses - the real-children-piain-
ly enough.
TITS no use talking 20 her" salA
KnRrf at length. Lets Try TO- asN
them 20 someone else" y
So they gazed high ana low ana
finally they discovered "a scarerrow.
Good morning" greeted Hand
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
TEAR ANNIE LAURIE:


~ I am a girl OF seventeen and
would like to know II It IS proper.
while taking an evening stroll with
q boy. II the boy puts his arm
about The girls waist. should the
girl respond by putting her arm
about his waist? Thanking you. /
am. r. h
II K: You have your doubts about
lie the wisdom OF such conduct.
This is proved by your letter 10 me.
Please discourage such behavior. II
YOU would know happiness when you
are older and be more able 70 appre-
c;ate real affection. II the boy thinks
anything OF YOU at all. he will
respect your wishes and feel proud
that he knows such a weil-bred and
dignified young lady.
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First, loosen or remove the cloth
ing and sprinkle or sponge the
BODY with cold water. II possible the
patient should be put into a bathtub
or cold water. making sure that cold
bandages are applied 20 the head.
! After this keep the body cool and
the extremities warm. II the feet
are cold. and they usually are, then
heat should be applied as soon as
the cold bath il over.
Should the patient be conscious
let him inhaie either ammonia or
camphor. or ne may swallow water
containing n few drops Of the arc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
Heat PrOStTutiOn
Usually Due to Your Physical Condition

to determine the effects OF
heat on human beings. These tests
were carried out with persons con.
fined In cork-lined heat chambers.
DR.. Mcconnell explains how the
pulse rate acts as a barometer. BY
this means an expert can tell whether
the heat sufferer Is near the danger
point. As heat and humidity In
crease the circulatory organs try TO
keep the temperature constant. The
blood Ii pumped to the surface by
the heart and the skin becomes
flushed. As the struggle within the
body Increases. 80 does the pulse
rate increase.
IT was found that 30 degrees Fab
renheit. when the air II saturated
and still. Is the highest temperature
10 which the body can safely adapt
itself. With a brisk wind blowing,
IS degrees Is the highest safe tenn
perature. The most suitable condi-
tons for working are from 40 70 rs
degrees. This data made II possible
to predict how human beings react
10 certain temperatures. Means
were suggested for combating the
hot weather periis.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
Words of the Wise

Mystery magnifies danger d.
the fog the Gun.@Colton.
Progress Is
The Ictc Of He; man 20 NOT Wlcn
as get. -Bro1Cniro .
Patience. Is bitter, but It's
fruit Is sweet Rousseau.
Prudence ts the first fhiry 70
desert the toTetched ORD.
No profit grows where is no
pleasure ta'en.
Shakespeare.
These things are possible he
cause they seem to be possible.
Virgil.
Sometimes p~oliteness is only
the varnish Of falsehood.
-AEaiB.
God win not love thee less.
because men love thee more.
-Tupper-
No one should praise poverty
but he who il poor.
st. Bernard.
And long petitions spoT tAeA
cause they plead. -CdmpbeHV
4 love not "a sophisticated
truth with an alloy OF lie IN III
Dryden.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
Says DR.. Copeland
Start Note TO Prepare Your Body to Withstand the
Shock OF First Hot Days, Urges Authority, Outlining
Treatment for Victims OF Sun or Temperature.
By ROYAL s. COPELAND. NJ. d.
United States Senator from New YOr

United States Senator from New York.
EorMer Commissioner OF Health, Nep York City.
fvKT HEN the first hot days come, with the Thermometer soaring
Wv you are treated to a free Turkish bath by the combination
Of humidity and heat Perhaps you wonder If anything
lcould Pc more uncomfortable For many such q day may prove fatal
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
DEAR ANNIE LAURIE:

WEAIk A-N4NAL -AN4NALs
~ The other night the girl
friend asked what kind OF a ring
ceremony ! wanted at our wed
ding. I evaded the question. VIII
YOU please explain the different
kinds OF ceremonies? Thank you.
UNKNOWN.
UNKNOWN: There 10 the single
u and the double ring ceremony.
In the latter, rings r. exchanged
Nv the bride and bridegroom. This
Il more prevalent IN Continental
Europe than here.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
LOUe's Beauty Secrets
By LALUNA de SERRANO

Uplifting thoughts give uplifted
faces. says the Beauty Sorceress.
so present a face shining with
happiness.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
Sally Says
Men Are
Selfish
But Her Friends Are Sorry
for Her and Hint that She
Really Isn't Such a Man
Halter.

By WINIFRED BLACK
6ALLY wants a mani
- Not any particular man,
- Just any old mani Only she'd
rather he'd be young and hand
some and have something about
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

MKAYBE It does sound d trihe fRr-fetched,
M but just the same a gown Is rather like a
Avn building. For both depend for their sue
cess on the foundations. And so it is, that in
this era Of princess line and moulded silhouette,
we have learned that the undergarment must be
more than a thing of beauty. Il must help the
dress assume a f~aultless line. A foundation
garment of net or lace i 50 cut that it offers
a maximum Of support with a minimum OF ma
terial or super1uous detail, while often it is
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

combined into one garment with chemise and
panties. Then comes the slip that Is indispen-
sable to the correct fit and line of the gown,
whether it be a tailored frock or a creation
fashioned for formal wear after dark. Crepe de
Chine, crepe and crepe satin are some Of the
materials most favored, while some models are
of heavy georgette. Most models are trimmed
with hand-embroidery or delicate lace, that lends
beauty 70 their high-waisted charm and founced
skirt. For the slip has gone very ~high-waist in
accordance with the best dictates of the ~sartorial
season.
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quite rapid. Usually the skin is hot and dry. Denrium may follow.
Let there be no delay in treating the patient, for death may result
unless speedy help is given. The temperature must be lowered and
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

G<NF course. there was no use
Of Eds trying TO find the
fellow In that traffic" Mr..
Hasbrouck went on, looking apollo
critically a. me. and ! FASTENED TO
assure him that his son had done
everything necessary.
The man surely will not trouble
us now" / added with a smile. $50
I think we'd better start as 500 rs
possible"
"How's your gas. water. oil and
tires?" Mr.. Train asked efficiently.
II saw 70 EN- all last night" Mr..
Hasbrouck answered for me. shes
got plenty TO last till New York"
That's all right then" Mr.. Train
said. How long do you think you
folks will be? Ill bring the al
around just before they're ready"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

Funny, my looking forward to two
days in the country rs II ~ were a
long vacation. But I do ret away
from town 50 infrequently that IL
seems Ike quite n jaunt 10 me.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

A.-Anyone suffering with this
disease should be under the ARE OF
a doctor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

A. y. Q.-What would cause me
to shiver and always feel cold?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

K. r. c. o.-what would yeu 3D.
wise for dry eczema?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

T.. Fl. r. c.-What would you ad
wise for Bright's disease?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

T. 3. o.-what Is good for re-.
moving superfluous hair?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

J. A G. o.-What Is the cause OF
bad breath?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

A.-Poor circulation would cause
n 70 shivsr and always feel cold.
Build up your general health and
your circulation will improve.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

A-May be due to decayed teeth.
diseased tonsils, or constipation,
which Is the most frequent cause.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
A Fashion Models Diary
A CoIorfuI Sports Costume Solres a Weekend Problem.
By GRACE THORNCLIFFE

"ELENE says she'd have an en-
joyable time any place II she
A nurad thA enNrr9 ro~tumA II
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-01-31
81: 81: DorothyDix| &: e.: s:
''You May Have a Dozen Children, but the Big.
gest Baby of Them All Will Always Be
Your Husband"
Your Husband"

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older S a ANNA sTi S the se this % Why Tom ans 10
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TO make sioTsnSe for his faults not
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$50 with hoops steel mother
Begin ny feeding him You know now BABY WIN coo ana ge when
@ q d az H Same enc NOW W" y n
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S@ng for ana n Es SaR v iS present bills " h tell him that mother
b .sss, B .as S g ss. S
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him T1hoS: fault heI1hh that
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granted he viii NM know OF On ss s GSs
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due
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-01-31

and accessories Of the wind-resisting
sort.
The windy-day ensemble should be
Is light weight as possible for the
warmth needed. The weight should be
wen distributed and for that reason a
two-piece suit Is better than a long coat
the weight of which rests entirely on
the shoulders. A woollen sweater or
leather waistcoat beneath a tweed
jacket adds comfortable warmth with
little extra weight. Uneven hemlines
and flowing skirt drapery are bad
enough for street wear at any time, but
quite out OF the question on a gusty
day.
BY drawing the wrist section of the
gloves over the sleeves of the coat or
jacket the arms are protected from the
cold and hat that does not leave the
forehand entirely bare is q better
choice than a hat of the pronounced
high-brow sort.
Add to this ensemble q fur scarf
fastened securely at one side or q
wooden scarf securely fastened and your
windy-day ensemble Is complete.
This weeks help for the home dress
maker shows one Of the new artificial
flowers made from tulle or chiffon
draped over fine wire. II you would
like q copy please send your stamped,
seh-addressed envelope to Mary Mar
shall. care Of this paper, and it win be
forwarded to you at once.
(Copyright, 1920
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-01-31
WINTERTIME
BIZ D. Q. PEATrm.

Every year, about this season, nursery
men and seed men begin mailing their
Spring catalogues. At q time Of year
when there is not one plant blooming
in the woods or gardens, when not q
leaf is on the trees, save the persistent
morning-glories burst into pink and
purple blooms upon the covers OF that
catalogue that you unrol In the morn
ing's MALL How wondrously grow those
beans photographed out on John Does
farm In Idaho. Almost as high, they
are, as that beanStalk that bore the
weight Of Jack, but crumbled under the
Giant.
Beside the pictures, looking almost as
natural as the Alps on Swiss postal
cards, there is the text to be taken into
consideration. Such great financial sue
cesses have been made recently by
young Seafaring lassies and other odd
literary entrants that it is strange how
the literary gold mine in flower cata-
logues has been neglected. Marco Polo
was mild in his enthusiasm for the
cities of the Great Khan, in comparison
with the esteem in which the ballyhoo
writer's for florists hold the products of
their payn1aSters.
Far be it from me to suggest that the
flowers and vegetables are less wonder
ful than their producers claim. would
receive a thousand protesting letters to-
morrow If did not hasten to add that
am sure the florists are retiringly
modest, considering the magical nature
of their wares. They are so modest
that, in minute type, they print a no
tice that If you plant lilies, and onions
come up instead, the company is not re-
sponsible.
To the old hand at gardening, the
Spring seed catalogue, coming just at
that tag end Of Winter, when the spirits
are low and Spring seems unfortunately
far away, produces sensations of mixed
pleasure and pain-pain because the
ground Is still too hard, the season too
and because that seed
number 1924, Of which the florists
speak again so glowingly this year, was
such bitter failure last time you tried
it; yet there its picture CLOVIS upon the
page, mockingly big and beautiful (out
on John Does place.. Pleasure, because
old friends lock out from the pages, ex-
citingly new possibilities over them
selves. A long promised new variety is
making its debut, or they are receiving
and old-fashioned strain not seen since
your childhood.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-01-31
OBJECT LESSON

Today saw old Hiram Heck, with
all his kids in tow; he went to view
an auto wreck, as one would see a show.
a speeding car had jumped the track
ana tried to climb tree, and 1t was
broken, front and back, q CHASTITY sight
70 see. The passengers were borne
away on stretcherS and on doors, to
have the local surgeons play around
their wounds and sores. They had q lot
OF broken bones, they were in grievous
NIX, and you could hear their plaintive
means three blocks, or maybe six
When there's an auto wreck in town"
old Hiram Heck explained, 81 ALWAYS
take the children down, though they
are grieved and panied. They see what
reckless haste will do, they shudder at
the sight, and when they make our car
choo-choo they'll try to drive It right.
Perhaps they won't remember long the
wreck they see today, for such impress
SlonS are not strong, on children blithe
and gay But there will soon be other
wrecks, and they must see them all
must see the men who break their necks
by driving for q fall. And soon or late
they viii reflect, II they have any brains,
us better TO be circumspect than suffer
deathly pains. A man may preach" old
Hiram said, until he's old and
gray, and he'll be asked to soak his
head, by thoughtless kids and gay. They
do not care three boots for talk by old
and world-worn guys, and they are
always prone to balk at precepts good
and wise. An object lesson now and
then beats all your wordy games, and
they'll grow into cautious men and
cool and careful DANES"
WALT MASON.
Copyright, l9sO)