Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1930-01-10
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BY Arthur 6T18O00O :
The President Will Try
Old, and Hard at Work :.
Ladies With Wide Hips
SO, 100000 Years Old
u RESIDENT Hoover justifies SenS
1 tor Borah's complaint Of ineftf
cient prohibition enforcement. by
planning q drastic overhauling and
shakeup. New men are to be appoint
ed, lax federal district attorneys will
be dismissed.
Il The President believes that no was
elected by prohibition votes. and y
determined to enforce the law. II be
can. ~
The general public which does not
get drunk, bootleg, OF work any rack
ct, will hope that prohibition may not
absorb all of the Presidents time,
energy and ability, leaving none Tor
great constructive works.
There are things more important.
after all, than whisky bottle, or even
somebody's darling getting drunk
Thomas A. Edison, always at work,
thinks he discovered new rubber
supply In the golden rod.
That is good news for hay fever
victims, unless golden rod should be
widely planted for rubber crop.
Science, working In another diree
ton, will probably find synthetic
substitute for natural rubber, before
any new plant can be developed. But,
what fine example Mr.. Edison shows
for youth and old age. Past eighty.
honored everywhere, one Of the
worlds greatest public servants, he
might, with the worlds applause, de-
vote his remaining years to rest and
contemplation. Instead, he lives, hard
Rt work. Nature planted a powerful
engine in that brain.
The San Francisco Examiner says,
In big type, across the page, San
francisco women's hips largest"
So much the better for San Francis
co ard it's future generation.
II A woman built like wooden lath
is all right for Ziegfeld's Follies, we'll
built to crawl through a picket fence.
THE mothers of great men, from
Char,enagne to Lincoln, from Alex
snder's mother Oly1npias, who danced
with snakes wrapped around her, no
other clothing, to the mother Of
Rcnan with good peasant blood. you
will find real hips, something sub
stantial, not an astrological anatomi-
cal specimen, of pelvic depression,
Governor Roosevelt of New York
asks 100000 for more prisons and an
emergency appropriation of 100000.
Why rot have separate prisons for
young criminals, all under 81, instead
If locking them up with the old Grim.
inals, to learn their trade more thor
ouglly.
il happens that very young Grimm
els are the most numerous, danger
Gus, cruel. and generally given to
murder They need special treatment,
witch e,.ould include some years OF
lard work. avoided when they took
I'D crime as an alternative.
The head of a New York drug ring
included in his private telephone list
the number of the distinguished Judge
whose welcome home dinner was at
tended by many well known GRIMM
ais, and enlivened by a holdup.
New York also learns that another
Judge promoted advertising, legal and
other in publication that had no
real existence, was never printed.
The imaginary manager Of the
imaginary manual, possessed OF a
police record, was once discharged by
the kind Judge that supplied advertis-
ing to the manual.
Shakespeare might have put all that
| in his highly imaginative play THE
Tempest"
At Des Moines, Henry Fairfield
Osborn, head of the American Mu-
scum Of Natural History, tells. scient-
lists that man did not descend from
the monkey, but had a separate evo-
luton of his own. Monkeys ands men
followed separate paths OF evolution
side by side. monkeys stopping short,
men still going ahead.
The most that one monkey can do
to another Is to bite the others tail.
Proud man can drop one airpiane load
/ of gas bombs above crowded city.
and kill million.
Professor Osborn shows that mon
have. lived here millions Of years
longer than was supposed.
Scientists, until recently. believed
that man goes back only about 1000.
600 years.
Professor Osborn says he dates
from a pre-miocene age, when the
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