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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1930-02-18
Paul Madden Eligible
For Eagle Scout Badge

MOUNT RAINIER, Nd, Feb
17.--Paul Madden. son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. I. P. Madden, has Just &C
CURED a sufficient number Of
merit badges from the Boy
Scouts Of America to make him
eligible to receive an Eagle Scout
badge.
Paul Is is and is out to secure
the still higher honors that the
scout organization offers. He
Is a member Of Troor %, Of
Woodbridge.
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Vhsn Zeno touches the scalp =
Douse cooling. healing. cleansing
ZEMo on the scalp and rub vigor-
ously. II you're like thousands Of
others the way dandruff yanishes
and itching stops will be q surprise
and delight. Use this remarkable,
clean, family antiseptic liquid freely.
It's the sensible way to get rid Of
Dandruff and Itching Scalp. Keep
zEMo handy. Safe ana dependable
for all forms Of itching irritations
Of the skin and scalp. SIC, SOC
and 81 90,
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Stop q Cough Quickly
Nurses know the aecessity Of
quickly stopping q cough-other
wise Q serious condition may de.
velop. Pisos ID pleasant. soothing
and healing-ies effect 10 immed&.
ate. Excellent for ehildfen-
contains no opiates. Successfully
used since 1854 3Se and Soc sizeG
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BEST PROSPECTS

$3.50 .. m.-EleanOr Painter, star
Of Fortune Teller" VOL (2a9I.
7:l5 o. m.-PaUIlRe Healy
Shook. soprano. WMAE (476D.
CHAIN PROGRAMS
8 p. m.-SonE of the Season
(N.B.CJ. New YOFk - WEAF,
WRC, etc. blackstone Program
(C0luRlhial. <WMAL. etc.
. .. m.-EVeFeadV Program IN.
B.C.). New YOek--WEAF. WRC,
etc. Paul WhIteman Hear ice
lumbial. WMAI.. etc.
9:3O p. unhappy Wonder
Bakers (N.R.C.). New York;
WEAF. WRC. etc.
1850 D. m. - Radio Keith
Orpheum Hour (N.B.C.), New
Y0Rk-WEAF, WRC. etc.
I1sS0 y. m.-l'ubllx RadlO-Vue
(ColumbIal. WMAI.. etc.
DANCE MUSIC
N n. m.-Wlu Osborne ana hla
Orchestra. .WMAI O56D.
lisa D. m.-G1ub ChRnteeleF
Orchestra. wRc IsisD,
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TANLAC ENDS
ANOTHER CASE OF
RHEUMATISM
end Stomach TrOuhles-lsOtoI
Man Benefits THIS Time e.

Ending the suffering Of 10 years
In just . few weeks 10 going some
but that's Just an example Of how
quickly TanlAe works in stubborn
cases that never yield to other
remedies.
Ne wonder % many local people are %
enthusisstic about TGnlAe-nO wonder To-
eel druggists are loud In praise Of this
medicine. Read for Instance what Mr.. J.
l.. Kline says: For 10 years have had
stomach troubles. Rheumatism also Of
mornings, stiff and sore ali ever, mostly
in back and shoulders. A good powerful
medicine was needed to AZ ma up and
Tanlae proved to b all Of that. From 4
ret RELIEF from all troubles, stomach
and rheumatism. Ny digestion now b just
abeuk leoTt good. No more pain or dis
treSs, eat good, sleep - seed - eat,
pafn, stiffness. soreness all gene. Rheuma.
tism In bank and ah0ulders wiped cut. /
have tRied cut lots II medicines but Tan
lac gave me results" That's the story Of
Tamlae IN Q Autshell-ie gives results ana
gives them quick, fer every herb, bark
an6 Eoet b Q real Medieine. Many 'spatent
medicines" make glowing premises that
msy feel yUa int buying them. but Re-
member Tanlas 70 Q real medicine that
backs IT, claims with . guarsntes. At all
druggists. Accept no substitute.
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--------s-A- ---'---=---
The National Student Fedora
ton. which Is q college radio
organization. heard the naval
arms parley discussed by dis
ttnguished journalists over the
Columbia chain late yesterday
afternoon. But the best re-
nnembered part Of the broadcast
was the double male quartet
from Princeton University
which was just swell music.
You may notN believe 1t but
the informal radio banquet
which you can tune In each
night at $50 on WRC is part
Of the most expensive national
broadcast contract ever signed
Yet there are many who would
prefer the Black and Gold Room
hour which is not costing as
much as 100000 year but is
nevertheless a first-claSs dinner
musical interlude.
Walter Winchell, Broadway
columnist and Washington Her.
aid feature, will start broadcast.
ing for the Van Huesen hour
over the National Broadcasting
Company's chain on March IL.
He has signed a contract for IL
broadcasts at $3.50 a week. This
Is said to be :. top price for
newspaper individuals over the
air. Alexander Woolcott re.
ceived $500 a week when he was
broadcasting as THE Town
Crier."
The famous Paulist Choir un-
der the direction of the Rev
Father Finn will join with the
Eveready Symphony Orchestra
tonight for a program Of 10
ham Brahms music to be sent
over the NBC network and
through WRC beginning at Q
p. m.
This famous organization Of
Juvenile voices is rated among
the top-notch musical groups of
the country. To make Father
Firms chorus one has to 90
through q course of preliminary
raining as rigorous as that
which Knute Rockne prescribes
for pigSkin warriors There are
30 voices and each one could
If called upon. deliver q solo
acceptably. ;
When the time Is up radio
still cuts speakers off abruptly
without as much as q beg par.
dom" WMAL handed this
treatment to Jessie Dell, Of the
U. 8. Civil Service Commission
Saturday night. Her talk for
vOte1eSs Washington was rea.ly
completed but neverth .leSs she
was unceremoniously halted
that the BabSon Service talk
might fill its allotted tine.
Eleanor Painter, who has q
truly glorious voice, will sing
over VOL at $3.50 this evening.
She was the personal choice Of
Victor Herbert to sing the role
she now adornS in The For.
tune Teller"
Six members of the cast of
Thunder In The Air" have
filed claims with Equity for pay.
ment from the ShubertS Of one
eighth of a weeks salary for
broadcaSting a scene from the
play while in Philadelphia last
month. The ShubertS contend
that the players agreed to 60
on the air without payment.
The Equity bylaws are quite
clear on the matter Of broad
casting. They state that a
player must be paid salary equal
to one performance for such
work.
Amos n Andy" will soon be
glorified in a comic strip in the
daily press. 1t adds another
healthy chunk TO the Correll
and Cosden income and makes
them just about the highest
paid entertainers in the civilized
~~yA~a1I
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NEARBY STATIONS

WRVA-Rlchmond-
7:00-Amos m Andry: soloist.
I:3O-Book Review; sport talk.
soon. B.C.-WJz and wEAF.
S;S0-N.B.C-wJz and wEAF
11:30-Organist
WCAO-BaltimORe-SO0-SO
1:0o-WcAo Mixed Quartet.
7:3o-The Commodpres.
7:45-Metropolitan Trio
S;00-Blackstone Cigar program.
S:30-True Romances
S;OO-oId Gold = Paul whiteman
Hour.
1O:OO-Graybar's Mr.. ard Mrs.
10:SO-Conclave of Nations
1l:09-WiH Osborne's Orchestra.
11:30--Public Radio-Vue.
WBAL-BaltimOre-
7:3O-N.B
l0:00-Recital; N.B.C.-WJZ.
WFBR-Baltlmore-l
S:00-Musical Interlude.
S:S0-Lord Baltimore Hotel orches-
7:15-Perry Alexander - Popular
Songs.
9:SS-kansas Kut-ups
S:o0-rom Vessels Polish Orchestra
S:3O--Religious Goodwill Leag Ban
quet.
1O:45-GoIden Pheasant Orchestra
with W3XE
WPG-AtIantic City-11OO-273
S:00-Concert Orchestra
S3o-Shaler program: female quar-
s:o0-Dual Trio
1O:O0-Hokum Exchange,
1O:30-Colton Ensemble.
1:OO-Organ; artists.
l. II :30--Casino Dance Orchestra.
WOR-Newark-71O-4
6:00-Uncls Don; Astor Orchestra
7:30-Comedy team
S:O0-"Main Street" Sketches
S:00-Runkel Hour-Male Quartet
9:S0-Orchestra and Singers.
10 :0O-Wtllard Robinson Orchestra
10:S0--Oakland Orchestra.
11;00-Palais. Joy Orchestra.
1l:30-Moonbeams
WARC-New York--86O-S49
6:00-Dusty Pages
6:30--Yoeng's Orchestra
7:OO-Carborundum Concert: Indian
Legend.
| S:OO-Blackstone Plantation.
S;3O-True Romances
,9:00-Paul Whiteman's Orchestra.
| 10:0O-Mr. and Mrs.
10:3O-Conclave Of Nations
11:00-OsbOrne's Orchestra
11:3O-Publix Radio-Vue.
l2;eO-Guy Lombardos Orchestra
Organ.
WEAF-New YOrk-66O-464
4:30-Auction Bridge
5:15-"The American Flag" Series
5:3O--The Lady Next Door.
6:O0-Dinner Music
6:30-Amerlcan Nome Banquet.
7:00-Voters Service.
7:30--Soconyland Sketches.
S:OQ--Songs of the Season,
S:30-Florsheim Frolics.
9:O0-Eveready Hour.
9:S0-Happy Wonder Bakers.
10:00-Harbor Lights.
10:30-R. K. o. Hour.
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LOCAL STATIONS


l2;lS-Nationai Farm and Home
t Hour-speaksrs W, R. Beattfs,
e. v. whAisn and n. l.
1:so-MaySIowsr Orchestra.
2;s0-Ths Melody Three.
3:Oe-American Orchestral Society.
2:l5--AmeTican Orchestral Society.
+;00T-' abort story Writing" by II,
t:1S-NR,C. studio Program.
/4:3O--AuctiOn Bridge Game.
S:00--The Lady Next Door.
S:1S-"The Constitution and the
Bsck-Msrins Band from Ma.
rins Barracks.
S:s0-Tea Timers.
t:OO-BIsck and Gold Room orehss-
s;15-' Curtain Calls" ty Mabslls
e,so-Americsn Home sanqurt.
7;1O-Amos ne Andy. w
7:15-Landt Trio.
7:30--Correct Time.
7:31-Organ Recital by Lew White.
s:0O-Songs OF the Season.
S:3O-F'lorshein Program.
S;OO-Eveready Hour.
s:S0-Happy Wonder BakerS
10:OO-Harbor Lights.
1O:3O--Radio- K eth -Orpheum Hour.
11:30--Weather forecast.
l1:31-CMb Chantecler Orchestra.
WMAII--WashinEtOR
12:s0--Yoeng's Orchestra.
1:3O--Savoy Plaza Orchestra
2:OO-Romany PAteran.
2:3O--American School of the Air.
3:O0-~Cotumbia Ensemble.
3:S0-For Your Information,
VIM. J. stannard, leader.
b:00-Rhythm Kings.
5:30-Panatrope Hour.
6!01--Corfect time
6:OO-News flashes
S:13-''Aladdin's Lamp Modernized"
"a talk on the modern con.
veniences for the home. made
rl.- possible through electricity. by
Myron Creese, professor of
electrical engineering, UNI
versity of Maryland.
s;so-Theronoid Popular Plan .
s+S-Educational program under
ausrices of D. C. Chapter.
american Institute Of Banking.
7:00-Silver String RevelerA
7:i5-Pauline Healy Shook, soprano.
7:30-"Town Club Coffee Hour"
8:OO-Correct time:
S:0O-Blackstone Program.
S;30-Trus Romances.
9!OO-Old Gold Paul WhitemaD Hour.
lO:OO-Graybar's Mr.. mad Mrs"
10:30-Conclave of Nations Belgium.
l1:OO-Wili OsbOrne and his Or
chestra.
11:30-Publix Radio-vue from Brook
lyn Paramount Theater.
WOL-WashingtOn-1
3:O0-Ethel K. Brown. pianist
3:S0-Jack Mullane's entertainers.
4:00-Jewel Downs Studio Program.
4:30-Mt. Alto Request Program.
5:00--Tea Time.
5:30-Cecil and Sally.
s4s-The Town Crier.
6;00-Mrs. T. A, Young chairman
of Child welfare Day.
S:15-Patsy and Kenny.
6:30-Eleanor Painter, star OF
Fortune Teller" and Philip
Conyers in program Of Victor
Herbert Music.
S:4S-Gertrude Lyons musical pro.
gram.
7:00-Dinner Music
7:20-Late News Flashes from The
Washington Herald
7:30-0eorge Corley's Orchestra.
WJSV-Mt. Vernon Hills, Va.--lA6O- eos
p. NJ. "a
6:15-Classified program.
6:S0-Franc correct time signal.
1:30-Montgomery Players
S:0G-Mary Hale. "Tennesee Might
ingale."
8:3O--Rexford l.. Holmes.
S:45-Helen TOrbett pianist.
s:eo-Perey silverberg and Art
S:'O-sonanno Brother ana horace
1o:Oo-capitol city serenaders.
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6 6 6

ia Prescription for
Colds, Grippe, Flu, Dengue,
Bilious Fever and Malaria.
II II the NEST speedy remedy known
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i I1:30-spltalnys Music.
i2:OO-Phillip's Orchestra.
WJZ--New YOrk-TGO-sO4
6:OO--Palais dor Orchestra
6;50--Savannah Orchestra,
7;oO-Amos n ANDY; string orches.
7:so-orEan; "Poily's Adventures"
s!OO-Lopez Purol Concert.
S:sO-Llbby Program.
9:OO--Musioal MelodramA
S;sO--Neapolitap Nights
1O:OO--w sstingh salute.
1O:S0-Orohestra; Billy Hillpot.
IL :O0--Slumber Music,
MOUNTAINEERING ia-lI1O-256
IRsSiaw; u. Of r, Pro-
7:oO-colunbia Network.
Il:OO--Walton Orchestra.
11:3O-Paramount Orchestra,
DISTANT STATIONS
WsB-AtIanta--7AO-4
I1:3OZAmos N Andy; Rhythm Kings
WENR-ChicagO--S5O-34R
1O;0O-Concert Orchestra.
IL 200 Westphal Orchestra: enter.
tanners,
A, NJ
l2:sO-comedy Sketches
l:OO-Air Vaudeville.
WGN-ChlcagO--52O-4
S:30-N.B b. C. -Fiorsheim
9:OO-N. b. C.-WEAF.
9:30-1933 program.
l0:0O-Sports Review.
lO:30--Pace Jubilee Singers,
1I:O0-Tomorrow's Trib.: Hungry Five.
11:20--Goldkette's Orchestra
13iO0--Dream -GoldkStte's Or
cheRtra.
A. NJ.
1:OO-Riley'a Orchestra; Nighthawks
WMAO-ChIcagO-6
p. NJ
a;O0--Musical Program.
9.3O--Nunn- Bush Concert
1O;O0-'rhe Three Doctors.
10:30--Musica1 program.
11;0O-Dan and Sylvia. pianist:
Water Boys. -
11.50-Amos n Andy; DIX Club.
l2:OO-Dancs Music.
WLW~-Clnclnnati-
s:O0--Bubble Blowers.
s:3O-N BIC. WIZ.
9:3O--Nunn- Bush Concert.
1O;00--Armco Band.
12:O0--Gibson Orchestra; Varsity.
A. NJ,
1.O0--lnsomniAcs.
WDAF-Kansas City-e1O-Ao9
9:00-N Be- EAF.
10:00-Dance Orchestra; Cook boys.
ll:00-N -wEAF.
11:3O--Amos m Andy; Orchestra
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Principal R ADlOp OGRAtfS

12:15-Varied program.
12:l5-Nighthawk Frolic.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS PaqL--6lO-35O
g:00--Columbia Network.
1O:3o--Cain's Aristocrats.
11:O0--Brldge Game.
il:3O~-Columbi a Network.
12:00--old Settlers
---Nashvine--65O-46
s:30-"An Evening In Paris.
10 :00--N. y, C..WJz and WEAF.
11:30-Amos n Andy; Entertainer.
12:0O--HawAiian serenaders.
WOW-Omaha-590-5
12:0O--News: Cecil and Sally.
kWkH--shFevepor
S;s0--studio Program.
KsTP--st. Paul--146O-205
s:OO--Down South.
s:SO--N. ., c. -wEAF; Black Hawl
Entertainera
L1l;3O--Amos n Andy.
11:45-Bulletins; Paris Orchestra-
12:30-Request program.
1:0O-MidnIght Club.
kMON-st. T.Ouis-1O90-27s
p. NJ.
s.O0-Diamond oilers.
s:30-Columbia Network
Observation-Disclosures News
IL :30-Mounda Orchest
-12:OO-Dgnce Orehestras
-BOstOn--193O-244
S:0O-Columbia Network.
leveland-101O-200
soon.
Observation-Disclosures.
10:30-N.B.C.-WEAF
1l:30-Dance music Uh hrs0.
WJR-DetrOlt-75O-a
7:16-Orchestra: entertainers
s:00--N.B.C.-WJZ.
e:O0--Manuel Girls,
e:3O-N.B.C.-WJZ
iO:30--Melody Boys.
II :O0--News; Shadowland.
11:30-Diensberger's Orchestra.
12;00-Ofgan; McGay's Orchestra.
WCAE--Pittsburgh-
7;30--0Ood music.
SOON. B. C.-wEAF (5h hrs).
li.3O--Plasa Orchestra.
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Rejuvenation

DR.. Sims Lee Rice, the Richmond
surgeon, was talking about the Vor0-
noff and other methods of rejuve-
nation.
''These methods" he said, "rejI-
venate, yes, but the regeneration only
lasts short time. A year or so
passes, and you are older, far older,
than before.n e
"One of our millionaires," Profess
sor Rice went on, underwent the re-
juvenating operation, and temporari-
ly the change in him was remark
able. Though he was. seventy years
old, crop of thick brown hair burst
forth on his bald head, his wrinkles
disappeared, and the strength of
youth came back to him.
when he returned home the home
papers all called him the grand old
man." t+l
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.SFI12EE4eY az NzE NAVY.
Chz4RL rs E224YClJ AQANG

the excessive demands of his col
leagues, convinced Great Britain of
the fairness of the American cause
and won a just settlement.
The fourth generation is remarkable
for the fact that the Adams genius
accounts perhaps for the fact that no
one is so outstanding as had been rep
resentatives in the previous genera
tons. Only one, John Quincy, turned
to politics ard he, having chosen the
unpopular Democratic party, had little
chance to rise. to prominence. Charles
Francis was first a writer and then
business man. He became president
of the Kansas City Stockyards assn-
citation and later president of the
Union Pacific railroad. He led his
state in railway regulation, but he was
never very we'll satisfied as business
man and later returned to writing.
Perhaps the greatest of the four WAS
Henry Adams who won his distinction
in the field of literature. His book.
"The Education Of Henry Adams" has
been called 1.-THE most thought-provok-
ing autobiography, though it was not
so intended, that American has pro-
duced." Nearly as famous is his
Mont st. Michel and Chartres."
Brooks Adams dabbled in law and in
writing history without making any
profound impression upon either.
In his "Epilogue." the Adams his
torian carries the record of this re-
markable American family down to the
present when he writes:
ION September 20, 1924, John
Quincy Adams wandered among the
tombstones of the family burial plot
at Quincy musing on the past and
future of his line. -Four generations
of whom very little is known he
wrote in his diary, than is recorded
upon these stones. There are three
succeeding generations of us now liv-
ing. Pass another century and we
shall all be Wondering in the same
dust, or resolved into the same ele-
ments. Who then of our pOsterity
shall visit this yard? And what shall
he read engraved upon the stones?
This is known only to the Creator of
all. The record may be longer. May
it be of blameless lives!'
1.-THE century has passed. We have
seen the generations, and today "a
third Charles Francis, son of John
Quincy's grandson. John Quincy. is
head of the family. A Harvard grad
uate, like all his family since John for
thirty years treasurer of the univer-
sity; a lawyer, like all his family; a
famous yachtman who defended the
American cup against the British;
man true to the family tradition and
honored in his community, he sits in
the cabinet at Washington as secretary
of the navy which was founded by
John.
John Quincy's wistful hope has
been fulfilled: The record may be
longer"
90 by Western Newspaper union.l
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"You are recognized us leader OF
the people," remarked the friend.
"What you are talking about" said
Senator Sorghum. "is sort of optical
Illusion. l manage to get out a little
in front of the crowd and then run
with all my might to keep ahead Of
it."-WashingtOn Star.
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TODAY'S WHoPPER

The Flapper-No. no more dates for
while.
Her Boy Friend-Whv. wanna
know?
The Flapper-Because. since books
are cheaper, am going to buy more
and spend my evenings ut home i'm
proving my mind and give my neck
q rest.
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'Adamses began when John Adams was
sent to France as one of the American
commissioners-his son, John Quincy
Adams, going with him to begin his
education in European schools, and
after brief stay there and a brief
return to this country he went back
to England as one of the commission
ers to arrange the terms of the treaty
of peace and later to become Ameri-
can minister at the Court of st. James.
His career as vice president and final
ly as President completes the pattern
of the life of this first great Adams.
In John Quincy Adams, the second
generation kept up the standard set
by the first and even advanced 1t. Be
fore he was seventeen years of age he
was private secretary to the minister
to Russia and to his own father in
Paris and in London. On his twenty
seventh birthday, after his graduation
from Harvard, President Washington
sent him as minister to The Hague
and later to Portugal, Prussia and
Russia. Then followed a term of
teaching at Harvard but he was soon
called back to public service on the
peace commission of 1916. Next he
emulated his father by becoming min
lister to England and came home in
1917 to serve President Monroe as Sec
rotary of state.
John Quinc! Adams was master
inln hic
in the European school of interna
tional relations. He brought Spain to
terms in Florida and his conciliatOry
actions offset the rash deeds of Jack
son without bunting the force of the
American policy. To him, according
to Historian Adams, belongs most of
the credit for the Monroe doctrine,
though it has come down in history
bearing the name of the Virginia Pres
dent. Like his father he failed of re-
election to the Presidency. but his
great years came during his service as
congressman from the Plymouth dis
trict when he stood almost alone in
defense of constitutional government
during the period of the slavery dis
pute. Finally he died at his desk,
worn out in the service of the republic
The third generation of.Adamses did
not produce another President, but it
did keep up the family tradition of
diplomatic service to the nation, and
if there were any. way. to evaluate
comparative worth of national and in
ternationai service it might show that
the contribution of Charles Francis
Adams was just as great as were
those Of John and John Quincy. Orig.
inally a Democrat, he turned Wing in
defense of freedom and union. After
career as editor and congressman,
his great opportunity came when Lin
coin and Seward sent him to the post
his father and his grandfather had
held-minister to England. There he
successfully checkmated the Confed-
crate attempts to secure recognition,
and when his firmness forced Lord
Russell to forbid the English-built
rams to leave the shipyards for Con-
federate service, he sealed the doom
of the southern cause. And as men,
Der of the Alabama claims commits
sion his conciliatory spirit tempered
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Had Il in Her Eve Once

"And how is your poor husband,
Mrs. Dorfindinger?
"Oh. he suffers something awful
with his foot, and know what it's
like because I've had it In my eye."-
Pathfinder Magazine.
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Make . Hit-Wi.b Fan.

there's just one more device need
ed on the RADIO" remarked Mr.. Crouch.
"Yeah? What's thatT' asked Perk-
ms, who had come over to listen in.
"a device that would make a Kissing
sound the blinkety-blank broadcaster
of this trash could hear when you
tuned out on him." grOwled Mr..
Crouch, as he whirled the dial.
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Hi. Mind SHINING Also

His Mind Slipping Also
Beggar Cat the door)-Please helr
a blind man.
Observation-Disclosures you the lame
man who begged dime off me yes
tertlay?
Beggar-Impossible, sir! I've been
born blind for the last seven years.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
i. A Privilege of Youth

Teacher-Now, we can't take four
from three, so what can we do,
Teddy?
Teddy-We can borrow.
Teacher-That's right. And where
do we borrow?
Teddy-Next door at jenkins; we
always do. +
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
Vitality of Germs

Germs sealed up in culture tubes
90 years ago have been found to he
still alive by DR.. Ortiz Patio, reports
Modern Mechanics Magazine. Hav-
ing a number of these culture tubes
made up as long ago as 1908, he in
oculated samples into living animals
to see if typical diseases would be
produced. Many of the germs grew
in the new cultures and some pro-
duced disease just as these same
germs would have done when young.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
At the Races

During u furry at the post this
question was put to man at the rail
"YOu prefer stocks to the races?"
al do. Stocks can only go up OF
down. That horse isgoing sideways"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
Why Nof2

"This musical writeup says the
singer had colorful voice"
"Well?"
Ibid you ever hear anybody whose
voice had any colOr?"
II dunno-I knew an Indian once
who had a tan bark"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
SURE SIGN

Jim making fair money these
days?"
"l'll say he is-he's street car
conductor" a. N~
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
Faith Shattered

Fonda Love-Do you believe in the
efiicac.- Of prayer?
Myrtle Dove-I would if you had
gone home an hour ago.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15

Value of an outing is in it's relaxa-
ton. What relaxation do you get
driving on a crowded cement high
way? t-t
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
In Debate

In Debate
To my antagonist polite
sing the ancient song:
= "Why is it l am always right,
s And you are always wrong"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15
BAY R
ASPN Rim
dipped" Herrings for Health
Apple Possibilities

One cooperative of fruit growers
in the Shenandoah valley is now
making 400 separate products from
apples and marketing them around
the world.-Country Home.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-08-15

"When you take a girl out in a
machine do you drive with one arm?"
"When take girl out ! hire a
cab"