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The Washington times., 1930-03-24
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY Dr.. Louis z. Bisch-

IF you live carelessly you will
l. live 4 certain length Of
.time.
If you live carefully you can
add many years to whatever the
careless life span may be.
It used to be thought that
hard physical labor tends to
shorten life more than does
mental exertion. That, how
ever, is not a fact.
Recent statistics have shown
that only after 40 is hard labor
especially wearing.
But the mental eXertion that
undermine life to an aStoniSh-
ing degree is emotional upset,
especially worry! Worry in all
its various phases will under
mine health quicker than any
other cause.
When you worry your mind
uses up energy for no purpose
full end. When you worry your
mind is confused, you lose your
sense of direction, you get no.
where.
Worry makes you lose sleep
and this devitalizes the body.
When you worry you upset your
digestion and hence lose the
fortifying values to be derived
from food.
Emotional stresses Of other
kinds also act like worry.
Grief, fear, love, hate, ETC.,
react upon the health.
Even too much pleasure,
strange as it may seem, acts in
the same way. Being too exCit-
ing, it is too devitalizing.
Shocks and frights also
shorten life.
It is common knowledge that
a persons hair may turn gray
after some narrowing experience
such as a Shipwreck or a fire.
People have also been known to
develop disease of some bodily
organ after such an experience.
Apparently, when you worry
or your emotional life is upset
in some similar way. the chemi-
cal balance of the body is
disturbed with the result that
tissue-building is interfered with.
with.
Acting over a long period
such changes may shorten the
life span by years!
The building-up processes Of
the mind and body are called
"anabolic."
The breaking-down processes
are termed "catabolic."
In the types of cases cited
the catabolic reactions are in
excess of the anabolic.
And so the body is gradually
weakened and undermined, the
tissues becoming less resistant,
therefore less able to fight off
contagious and infections.
Then. sooner or later, disease
conquerS.
Undue emotional strain,
whether of gladneSs or sadness,
also affects certain glands of
internal secretion" within the
body, the result, when extended
over a long period, being either
an increase Of blood pERssurs
or . decrease Of it.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
The AirpIane Beggar
He s Next.

HE old theme CT the beggar horseback got twist
in Elizabeth n j., when police picked up pair of blind
beggarsand their imousine-and their chauffeur
This pathetic old couple and wife found trudg-
Ing along Broad Street singing ballads and soliciting aims
AL might have gone well if their chauffeur had not parked
the limousine too long in one place. ..... ........
So they left chauffeur limousine and ALL the suggestion
OF the officers Of the law But sounds like good racket
The airpane beggar has not appeared yet but it only
question of time Perhaps he will carry shoe aces the
instrument board and big sign the fuselage Help the
rider of the skies will breeze past him and drop nickel in
the tin cup his wing tip.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
Hearst Papers Advocate

/. An Gg'eement OF EngashSpeakeng peoples to pre-
serUe peace among themselves and to promote the
peace of the World.
2. Proportional representation in the United States
Senate, no State to have less than tWo Senators.
Legislation to enforce prompt constitutional reap
port.0nment IN the House of Representatives.
3. separate Department OF the Army, of the Nary
and Ut the Ar Forces, all united under Secretary
of National Defense.
4. Federal action to the limit of Federal powers to
abolish uHterdcy in the United States under
Secretary OF Educdtion
5. Election ot Congress November. Installation
on the first of January foll0Wtng. Inauguration
of the President first of January neat after
Nocember electiOn.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
THE MARRY
GO-ROUND
BY Helen Rowland.

huS0an0-WFcCkerS
COMEBODY is always feeding
~ your pet dog candy and
your prize husband flattery,
which upsets them, one way or
another, for weeks.
It takes the average woman
five or ten years to get her
husband going along smoothly
on the double-track of marriage
and another woman five or
ten minutes to wreck him.
YOU know what I mean.
Every man has secret weak
spot-an Achillean heel-Some-
where in his soul or his ambi-
ton or his vanity. A suppressed
desire to do something that he
wasn't cut out to do.
Every man has Sneaking
conviction that he could have
made a dazzling success at some
thing else-something bigger or
better or pleasanter than the
thing he happens to be doing.
Usually something pleasanter.
If he's an automobile sales
man or a shoe salesman, he
probably cheriShes the idea
that he should have been
newspaper reporter, or that he
might have made a hit as a
comedian in the movies.
If he's a professor of Greek
or Anthropology, he may have
a secret suspicion that he
COULD have been a George
Ade or a Will Rogers or a Kip
ling.
EVERY man thinks that his
life would make a book"-if
he only had time to write it!
If he's a doctor. he probably
thinks that he should have been
a stock broker or a writer of
mystery stories. And, if he's
a writer he believes that he
would have been a wizard as
chicken farmer or a rancher or
a dog fancier.
You never know WHAT hid
den longing or illusion man
cheriSheS.
I know a successful author
who is convinced that he would
have made a great sculptor.
And an illustrator who longs to
be a fireman, and feels that he
has missed his LIES calling
every time, he hears a fire en-
gine.
All a woman has to do to
spoil a perfectly good husband
is to discover his secret weak
ness, or his suppressed desire.
get him off in a corner and
encourage him to follow the
light of his hidden genius.
Then he feels sure that SHE
understands him better than
his wife does.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
HATCHE Elites
EAGER TO WIN
FIRST GAME

It will be q battle Of blood
that George Washington UniverS-
ity-Rutgers football game at New
Brunswick, N. j., Saturday!
With Rutgers defeated in the
first game of the season last Sat
urday in an early season upset"
and the local school waiting to
send it's most promising team into
combat for the first time this sea-
son, there will be more than the
normal appetite for victory on
both sides Saturday.
George washington undoubt-
edly will face an even tougher foe
than it first imagined. To meet
a team which has just been dealt
cruel blow from Fate and one
with strong potential power, the
Colonialsl will have their hands
full in their baptism of fire.
And IL will be Q baptism to
probably the entire g. w.
team, for at present, IL seems
as If only sophOmOres would
be in the line for starting pO-
sitions. So far, they have
dominated the workouts of
the squad each day with only
a few Of last years team ever
being called into action. OF
these, BIackie Hoffman, Sam
Berkowitz, and Steele Nc
Grew are the only ones likely
to see much action this fall.
From end to end, the Colonials'
forward wall will be composed of
men playing their first year as
varsity members. Bob Galloway
is the only one at present who
has cinched a berth, one Of the
flank positions being apparently
his for the donning of a uniform:
Others who have impressed in
clude Wayne Chambers, a 190-
pound center; Sheriff" Hale.
the lad with the Western mus
tache; Wilson, a husky guard.
and Demas, a tackle.
Three former linemen are be-
The Washington times., 1930-10-01

cigarettes in either hand, and intense
concentration written on$ each face.
After each puff the person taking it
would look off in the distance, wrinkle
his brow for second, blow out the
smoke and take another puff!
Believe it or not" Old Gold ciga-
rettes took precedence over. the two
navy standbys, beating the "Navy's
skagg" by fair margin. The test is a
fair one, and although some of the men
could hardly believe that they had not
picked their pet skagg out Of the set,
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
CALLAUDET SUPPORTERS VISION STRONGEST GRID TEAM
Washington Eleven in Baptism Fire Against Rutgers Saturday
PICK UPS And Put OUTS

Jerry COnneII, Of It. st. Mary's,
as one Of the best bachfieId
players to show with q visiting
team here in years. Irish EdeI-
stein, who played for Eddie
Bratburd's COrby Bakers basket
ers several years back, Is visit
ing friends here on his honey.
moon. Edelstein Is now .
physician In New York Marty
Gallagher will fight Ted Sand
wilma next week In New York
=. George BaIduc. kayOed by
Honey Boy Finnegan Monday
night at Fort Washington, de.
clares he Is through with the
boxing game.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01

The P. Lorillard and Co., makers Of
Old Gold cigarettes, visited the Colo
RADIO yesterday in an effort to discover
the man-o 'war's-man's preference in
cigarettes. They brought along num-
Der of cameramen, auditors, examin-
ers, and the like, and also brought that
famous parsonage who sketches the
"Believe It or Not" articles in the daily
papers-Mr. Ripley. 1t was a good old
fashioned smoker that took place on
the forecastle, with sailors and marines
crowded around holding black banded
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
Haynes Loses
In Golf Cup Test

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Oct. l..
Mrs. Louis w. Robey, Of Over
brook, Pa, defeated Mrs. J. Mar
vim Haynes, of the Columbia
Country Club, Washington, D. c.,
8 and s, in the first round of the
widely.sought Berthellyn golf cup
at the Huntington Valley Country
Club yesterday.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
Cubs and ChiSOE
In City PLGy-Off

CHICAGO, Oct. I. u.N.S0.
The Chicago Cubs today will at
tempt to find solace for their
failure to enter the world series
when they meet the White SoX
in the first Of a seven game city
series.
Advance ticket sales indicated
that 10000 persons would be on
The Washington times., 1930-10-01

''This week / put OLD GOLD up
against the stiffest Believe 1t or Not
test it ever had to face.
II put it in competition with the
Navy'S favorite cigarette in the
biggest stronghold of that cigarette,
aboard the Battleship Colorado
where it outsells all other brands 20 tot.
"Yet, believe it or not, when the Gobs
smoked OLD GOLD, in comparison
with the Navy's favorite and 2 other
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
Neitzey Pigeon
Wins 25O-WHe Test

The National CapltoI ConcourSe
Association flew the fourth race OF
the young bird series from Pulaski,
Va, an airplane distance of $50
miles.
Neitzey. 1888; Bush, 1.s71.so:
schmidt. 1,s7e.ss; Schmidt. 1,sss.sa;
Mt. Rainier Loft, 1,369.90; Worch &
Schriver, 1367.57; C. J. Krahfing,
l.366.70; Clagett. 1.364.S8; Sterzer,
1,36437; Holmead, 1,357.60: Macdonald,
1,357.40; Sproesser, 1861; Volth,
i,356.20; Holmes. 1.S56.10; Fierstein,
1851; TurowskL 1,353.93; Mathews,
1,352.30; j. NJ. Parker, 1,351.3o; Whit
more. 1,34s.60: G. Thomas. 1,s49.40;
Moore, 1,349.20; Eagle Loft 1,34S.00;
Riley. 1.S47.9O; Reagan, 1860; Cod
dard. 1,345.5N: Pennington, 1,s41.oo;
Sammons. 1900; Brent. 1889: Bur-
CESS. 1.33S.62: J. c. Krahling. 1,s35.62;
Kaufman, i.535.60; Petworth Loft.
133440: Simms, 1895; Bethesda
Loft 1,329.l0; Reinhardt, 1,326.S0;
Bird. 1,324.s5; w. r. Dismer, 1,S24.33;
Dousherty, 1.s15,sO; chaney. 1860;
1,sot.1S; wehausen. 1.ssa:oo: Foster,
1,292.20; Ferguson, 1,2s9.s0; Paduda.
1.2s7.76: Hartley, 1860: Brown,
/ 1850: lille, 1.274.7O; Fitzgerald.
]. 1.274.O0; FIaherty, 1.2S190: Boswell,
1.255.20; Hixson, 1,253.00; c. Parker,
1.172.13.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01

IN ACTIONl This
isn't a battle for
nation. It's Rob-
ert "Believe 1t or
NOt'' Ripley maxi
ing his famous
"taste-test" on the
U. S. S. Colorado.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
By GEORGE A. SIMPSON

Charlie Berry, Boston Red
SOx catcher, coaches the Grove
City College football team.
OrviIIc TaFgee, athletic ster Of
American University, Is now at
Ohio State. Leonard Walsh.
assistant football coach at
GeOrg Washington u. states
that Wilson Warren, who didn't
know how to put on an uniform
when he first reported for prac-
tice, may develop into . first
class player. Zachary Demas,
Of the COlOniaIs, requires spe-
ciaI football shoes for his big
feet. Cotton NoOnan rates
The Washington times., 1930-10-01

ing held for relief duty in the
backfield. Sturdy" Sturtevant,
lobe" O,Brien and Bugs" Bag
ranoff are the three waiting to
serve as substitute ball carriers.
The former, a good all around
performer, may be sent back to
his old position at end, however.
II spirit would do 1t, George
washington need have no fears
concerning it's teams chances.
Not one of the squad has any
thing but visions Of being able to
tear 'em up once he gets into
action,
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
1T Battle br N@0y5 F@0or
By ROBERT RIPLEY, Creator Of Believe 1t or Not

leading brands, O.G.'s won in walk
away, 2S to 22.
"And, mind you, the brand names
were concealed only taste decided.
Believe 1t or Not fans know prove
my facts. every time. Just read the
clipping in box at right, reprinted
from the Colorado Lookout, the big
battleship's own newspaper. And I'll
send you the Certified Public Accoun-
tant's report if you want It'll"
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
VETS, STRONG
RESERVES
ON TEAM
By GEORGE A. SIMPSON


Coach Teddy Hughes Of Gal
laudet, is facing his brightest
football season in years, for the
boss Of the Blues has practically
a veteran combination on hand
for the opening contest this Sat
urday with the Tank School
eleven Of Fort Meade, Nd, which
will be entertained on the Ken
dali Green field at 1880 o'clock.
The Gallaudet team went
through q successful campaign
last year. but the Gallaudet sup
porters envision greater things
this year. Ten veterans from
last years eleven which gave
Marylcn nd a scare at College
Park, Nd, are back, while there
is a splendid supply Of reserve
material. Besides, there is a col
lection Of incoming Freshmen
who are giving the holdovers q
fight for positions.
Boyce Williams, halfback;
Stephen KOziar, tackle, and
AdOIph YOder, end, are the
only non-lettermen of last
year who may be given
places in the starting line
up Saturday. Coach Hughes
has made no decision yet as
to what eleven men he will
start, but Williams, KOziar
and YOder have shown to
the best advantage of those
seeking the vacancies.
Despite the fact that Coach
Hughes won't reveal his starting
lineup until Saturday, it is posi-
tive that Capt. Paul Zieske, quar-
terback; Johnny Rabbit" Ringle,
fullback; Alfred Marshall, half
back: Konrad Hokanson. half
back; Bilbo Monaghan, end, and
William Grinnell, tackle, will be
named. They we're dependables
last year and are expected to
carry the brunt Of the burden
this year.
other veterans remaining from
last year are Heimo Antila,
guard: Axel Carlson. guard; Hugh
Stack. guard; John Wurdemann,
center; Andrew Hantow. half
back; Marion Bradley, end: Cecil
Davis. tackle; Burdette, tackle;
Lange, tackle: MantZ, guard;
Friedman, guard: Crockett, cen
ter: Travis, halfback, and Ladner,
center.
Anton O,Branovitch, fullback;
Ray Sheriff.. quarterback; James
Rayhill, halfback: Rudolph Cam
bin, end; Roy Barves, tackle:
Svenningsen, and Gaurienti, ends,
are the most promising neWcom
erS.
Writing his opinions on paper,
Coach Hughes has the following
to say in connection with his
team.
eve have the most prOmis-
ing reserve material in years.
And all the players returned in
great shape. The team should
be better than last year as
there are many veterans on
hand. What we need now is
plenty Of scrimmaging and the
players seem ready for that"
Assistant Coach Wally Krug
was in charge of the second
stringers yesterday and he worked
them in several of the formations
that the varsity will use against
opponents this year. Coach
Hughes himself gave his regulars
about an hours session with the
tackling dummy and also had
most of the halfbacks practicing
the art of booting placements
goals.
Many football fans do not ap-
preciate the great difficulty
under which the Gallaudet enters
a game. The majority of the
players can't hear and the line
men must guess when the center
is to snap the ball. It is different
with other college players for
their quarterback has q key
signal which tells every one on
the team when the ball is to be
snapped back by the center.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
EXPECTS HUGE
MAT CROWD

Promoter Joe Turner is expect
ing one of the biggest crowds Of
the local wrestling season for his
show tomorrow night at the
washington Auditorium. Turner
feels that the main match be.
tween Billy Bartush and DR..
Frank Wilson will draw many
fans.
'Bartush and Wilson have
many followers here says
Turner, "and I expect 10 see
q big house tomorrow night.
They are. popular with local
fans because they wrestIe
clean and always give their
best efforts"
Promoter Turner also looks for
some keen bouts In the other
three matches that he has billed,
especially the one between Jack
Taylor, the Canadian, and Bill
Middlekoff. The other matches
will present Tiny Roebuck. the
Indian, facing Oscar Nigren, and
Mike Romano against Wanka
Zelesniak. the Russian.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
'OriOIe FLOOrnlen
Seek ID. e.. Games

The Baltimore Raven l30-pound
basket-ballers are seeking games
with D. C. teams to be played in
washington. Teams interested
write to Manager E. j. Golden,
3033 Hudson st. Baltimore, Md.
Tell your friends about the ease
Of locating apartment vacancies through
the Classified Rental Columns.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
Gill and P'urintOn in
Ed0en1OOr Net PLGU

Commander C. c. Gill and
Jack Purinton meet at 4:30 this
afternoon in the semi-final round
of the Edgemoor Club tennis
cham pionships to see who will
face Colin STAN for the title.
Commander Gill reigns as IA
vorite because Of a win over Bob
Considine last Sunday in the in.
ter-league title matches.
The Washington times., 1930-10-01
LUCKY PLAYER

A share in seven World Series
receipts is the record Of Wally
Schang. substitute catcher Of the
Athletics.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-04-07
Bulletin on Flax Is
Designed to Expand
Acreage in 3 States

The $40. 900 900 which the United
States pays annually to foreign coun-
tries for flax might just as we'll 60
into the Golfers of northwest farmers,
1t IS held in FLAX Facts" a bulletin
compiled comparatively by North Da-
kota Agricultural college. Montana
State college, South Dakota State
college, Minnesota university, and the
United States department Of agricul-
ture.
The flax goal for North Dakota. as
outlined by DR.. H. l.. Walster and
Prot. H. L. Bolley, North Dakota Ag-
ricultural college, is to increase the
yield per acrc by assigning cleanest
lands to flax, using high yielding and
disease-resistant varieties, earlier
planting. better preparation of seed
beds. and using the flax in best types
Of crop rotation. The states flax acre
age should be boosted to 100000
acres, they contend.
The bulletin may be secured by
writing the publications department
at the college.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-04-07

Yet there Is no mystery, no magic, |
no secret about the success Of Kon-
jola. It works a. m aid to nature In
cleansing and inyigorating the sys-
tenn and paving the way for the re-
turn Of new and glorious health.
Learn how Konjola goes to the source
Of the Ills Of the stomach. liver, kid
neys and bowels and Of, rheumatism,
neuritis and nervousness, from the
KonjolA Man who r. ut the Hail
Drug Store, Third and Broadway, this
city. There daily you will hear Of
such astounding cases as that Of MI.
g. I. Sonner, Plattsmouth, Nebraska,
near Omaha, who gave the following
statement:
mo words Of mine can ever de-
scribe my praise and gratitude for
the wonderful things that Konjola
has done for me. Hear Of my expe-
rience and then Judge for yourself as
to It's merits. indigestion made life
unbearable. I had . poor appetite
and what I did eat failed to digest.
Meals ceased to tempt me and !
steadily lost strength and energy. The
weakness Of my kidneys forced me to
rise ct least three times = night ana
this ailment always caused pains
across my back. The neuritis settled
In my hands ap6 LETT foot. I sur
tered agouies constantly and was ct
los q TO know what to do 1oe
myself.
'But III thst Is ended now and ]
am again enjoying glorious health.
It u Ill because I have taken Konjola
ana found It TO b the very medicane
I should have had Ia the first place.
Gradually my stomach responded un.
til III signs Of indigestion had van
ished. Then II began working On my
kidneys until they were strengthened
Now / sleep souudly and I'M 1rel
from hack Aches. The nevritis wal
Elwept away and mt hands and feet
never pain me-. 70 b relieved q
those ailments when ! thought "A,
case was hopeless u = wonderfg
thing and With I'll my heart and pou
praise Konjola."
And Is II not logical to believe thu
what Kontole hes done Tor others q
It did for M. sonner, It will do "a
you-for everyonc3
The KoujoaA Nan Is ct the Hal
Drug eterey Third and Broadway, tht
city. Mhefo ~ Is daily meeting tn
public introducing and explatniul
this new ana different medicine. RE
,ampIeS siven.t-Ady.
f1stE
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-04-07
Pig Is Made Subject
Of Two Interesting.
College Bulletin

Reading like fiction from . story
book, two bulletins. THE Northern
Pig, Its Habits, Breading and Man.
agement," No. 230, and 1.-THE Northern
Pig From Birth to Market" No. l66,
have found favor with farmers and
stockmen in all parts Of the country.
These experiment station bulletins
were written by DR.. J. H. Shepperd,
acting president Of the North Dakota
Agricultural college, and mtee than
10000 copies have been sent out to
the public.
DR.. Shepperd has chosen q trio OF
principal characters for the plot In
the two stories. D. J. Daddy" 0eiken,
veteran herdsman. and Prot. AL Sc
verson Of the college carry on CON-
versation with DR.. Shepherd In the
bulletins. The pig characters are
sows, bears and pigs that have been
in the college herd.
The interesting style Of writing and
the authority Of the data have placed
these bulletins in q class by them
selves, according to statements of
readers. They : available at the
publications department Of the col
legc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-04-07
ATTHE MOVIES
PARAMOUNT THEATRE

AkkfAVAONNA AkxEfA nE
The famous farewell of Napoleon to
his Old Guard Is the latest great
moment" Of history to be preserved
In talking pictures.
The scene forms the start Of Devil
May-Care." Ramon Novarro's first
talking picture for Metro-G oldwyn-
Mayer. which opens today at t he
Paramount Theatre. The story there
after is not concerned with war. or
historical politics. Ramon Novarro Is
seen as the flag lieutenant Of the
Emperor, who fights and laughs his
way through q series Of romantic ad-
ventures.
Director Sidney Franklin has taken
the farewell Of Napoleon with all re-
gard to historical accuracy. And, 1t Is
said, this scene marks the first occa-
sion on which the words Of Bona
parties last words to his troops have
been preserved for posterity.
The famous farewell speech one
Of the most affecting short orations
Of all history. was made by william
Humphrey, who has played Napoleon
with great success for over 80 years.
The scene took place exactly as
described by the historians, with the
guard drawn up at attention. and
representatives Of the allies present
to see that their sentence Of exile to
Elba wa carried out.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-04-07
Spring Care of Bees
Insures More Honey

For most satisfactory results In
honey production particular attention
should be given the spring care Of
bees states J. A. Munro. entomologist
at North Dakota Agricultural college.
Proper protection from cold winds
may b secured by placing the hives
In tho shelter Of . windbreak, pre-
ferably q natural one. II the trees
provide nectar while In bloom. the
bees win receive protection while
gathering this nectar. This added
protection In early spring Is advisable
according to Mr.. Munro, as the bees
viii build their hives up to strength
much more rapidly and will consume
less honey than those which are un-
sheltered.
Early examination Of the hives Is
necessary ct this time to determine
their exact condition. II there is not
sufficient honey in the hives. frames
should be added to the extent that
each hive contains about 20 pounds Of
honey.