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THos. J. OWEN SON, AUcr1oNEERs.

SALE AT PUBLIC AUCTION OF JEwELRY.
Default having been made in the payment
collateral note Of s. H. Bishop dated June
49,, 1875, in the amount Of one thousand
quest Of the holder thereof we viii sell to
the highest bidder therefor, at public .auc-
non cur ssfSa Tco Ss S
BHG TIE ; T%ET g ISS S6o 5kY or
the foIiowing described IewelTy securing, the
payment OF the collateral note aforemention-
d dfi p and tWenty-two 1ssJ smsll dis-
m9nds ,.. An Zach
THos. j. OWEN ( Son. Auetionesrs
THos. J. OWEN & SON, AUCTIONEEFs.
SALE AT PUBLIC AUCTION OF, JEwELRY.
Of bs Sssn tn IL ss esrs
SENDER H. iis2s payable TsSruary 10, 1919.
hs SS s & a.su. suP q 4. f SUsF
hr6sst Sdd:T nsTsfG 4 Ey pu sI:.t Da4S
S iSS JSS6E n:
for Tor the payment q the collateral note
Terms of sale: All cash, ~
de2o.2I,72.2s ms . Auctioneers
THOs. J. OWEN son, AUcT1oNEERs,
SALE AT PUBLIC AUCTION or, JEwELRY;
of Dss s prncpf Sss9 n.t q '
1928, In the amount Of dve hundred dollars
| $500. 00). and at the request Of the holder
Of said collateral note, we will sell to the
: highest bidder therefor, at public auction, in
our auction rooms. l43i Eye street north
west. WashlnRton. ID. c., on WEDNESDAY,
TIE TIE T,wSgEGNTxrF2TgETH PAY AK or pEcE,MH ~:
for the payment Of the collateral note afore-
mentioned White gold ring, set with two
| diamonds and sapphire.
Terms Of sale: Ali cash
THOS. J. OWEN 4 SON,
de20,21,22.23 Auctioneers.
THos. J. OWEN a SON, AUCTTONEERs.
SALE AT PUBLIC AUCTION OF. JEwELRY.
Default having been made in the payment
| Of the principal and interest OF three GER
tain collateral notes Of Lillian Stone Ap-
Of one hundred dollars tsI0O0o) each, and
! esal notes, we will sell to the highest bid
| der therefor, at public auction In our aucr
ton rooms, 1881 Eye street ,noEshgsss:
| TWENTY-FOuRTH DAY OF DECEMBER,
! 1880. AT. TEN O'CLOCK AM. the following
/ payment Of the collateral notes aforemen-
! toned: Dinner rims containing twenty
three. t23l old mine cut diamonds. sapphire
and diamond dinner ring containing one u)
sapphire and forty t40) small diamonds
! Terms Of sale: All cash.
..Tgog z OWEN 4 SON. AuetionesFs
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THos. J. OWEN q SON, AUcT1oNEERs.

SALE AT PUBLIC AUCTION OF JEwELRY
Default having been made in the payment
of certain indebtedness of j. =. Shaw to
jewelry hereinafter described was deposited
as cola teral and at the. direction of the
we will sell to the highest bidder therefor
at public auction, in our auction rooms 1881
Eye street northwest. Washington, D. c., on
WEDNESDAY. THE TWENTY-FOURTH DAY
OF DECEMBER. 1880, AT ELEVEN-THIRTY
O'CLOCK AM. one breastpin containing
diamonds and sapphires and one black
enamel breastpin containing diamonds, the
proceeds therefrom to be applied toward
sa tisfaetion of the indebtedness Aforesaid.
Terms Of sale: All cash,
delE 20,22,23 Auctioneers.
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AUCTION SALES.
THos. J. OWEN & son, AUcTToNEERs
SALE AT PUBLIC AUCTION OF 30 SHARES
OF STOCK OF THE FEDERAL CITY

OF STOCK OF THE FEDERAL CITY
SECURITIES CORPORATION.
Default having been made in the payment
OF certain Indebtedness of J: A. Boorman,
represented by notes aggreRating $67l6.2l,
ali of which are overdue and unpaid, and
at the request Of the holder thereof. we
will sell to the highest bidder therefor at
public auction, In our auction rooms. 1881
Eye street northwest. Washington, D. c., on
WEDNESDAY,. THE TWENTY-FOURTH DAY
OF DECEMBER, 1890, AT TEN O'CLOCK
AM, the following described certificates, Sc
curing the payment of the notes aforemen-
toned: Certificate No. 49, for 80 shares OF
stock of the Federal City Securities Corpo-
ration. registered in the name of J. A,
Boorman.
Terms of sale: All cash.
THOS. J. OWEN & SON.
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sETHE ABOVE SALE IS POSTPONED
until FRIDAY, JANUARY THE SECOND
1884, SAME HOUR and place, -,r,,,-rrr.,
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SALE OR EXCHANGE.

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MOVING, PACKING q STORAGE.
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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01
CATTLE, LAMB
MARKET LOWER
All Slaughter Cattle Down 15c to 25c
or More ut Close; Lamb Market
Uneyenly Steady to CSC Off; Hogs
Sell Steady.

(By u. S. Bureau of Agricultural kco-
nomicS and Minnesota Department of
Agriculture.)
South st. Paul, Mimi, Apr. %, 1880:
Increased aggregate marketings of
cattle at all points found trade here
in line with outside conditions fully
Csc lower on nearly all lines. The
maximum downturn applied to steers
where top offerings of all represent
alive weights stopped at $11.5O, the
bulk selling at $1,000 to SLIPS. Fat
cows turned slowly at 1925 to $3.50,
heifers largely from $7.75 to $3.50.
Low cutters and cutters dropped to a
$4.75 to $3.50 bulk, bulls $6.75 to SIPS,
while vealers on full soc downturn
sold largely at $500 for good grades
with choice kinds sparingly up to
$10.50
The fat lamb market opened un-
evenly steady to Csc lower, good and
choice shorn lambs scaling so to 80
lbs. selling at $500 to $3.50, a few
lots of wooded offerings clearing at
$500 to $500, while fat shorn ewes
sold from $500 down.
Trade in the hog house opened quite
actively at fully steady prices as COM
pared with the close of last Friday
despite increased aggregate market
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01
HAY CREEK
Near MarkYille

The ladies of the Hay Greek birth
day club met Saturday afternoon at
Charles Bjork's to help Mrs. Bjork
celebrate her 10th birthday. A de-
licious lunch was served, after which
they left wishing Mrs. BjOrk speedy
recovery and hoping she may celebrate
many more happy years.
Albin Bjork and Carl were in Fin
laysOn Saturday on business.
Myrna Phinn is home, as her health
is not very good at present.
Gunard LOngstrOm and Mable Pier
son attended the pie social at Duxbury
Friday evening.
Gunhild and Abba LOngstrOm at
tended the pie social at Duxbury Fri
Il day. They report good attendance
and a success financially.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Chatelle called at
Willis Seifkas' Tuesday afternoon on
business.
Arvid Longstrom ate dinner at Otto
CarlsOn's Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Elliott visited
at L. L. Shew's one evening this week.
Albin BjOrk and Willis Seifkas at
tended the pie social at Duxbury Fri
day.
Joe Chatelle called on Arthur Bjork
Wednesday of last week on business.
The neighbors met at Roy Nations
Friday for an enjoyable surprise par
| ty on Mr.. and Mrs. Nation. Smear
was played at three tables. At eleven
o'clock a delicious lunch was served
At one everyone left thanking Mr.. and
Mrs. Nation for the good time had by
all.
There will be card party at the
Sacred Heart Parish hall Wednesday
evening Everyone welcome.
Mrs. Otto Carlson spent Wednesday
afternoon of last week with Mrs. Cha
telle
A. H. Miller called at Willis Seifkas
last Thursday evening.
Elsie Elliott visited with her moth
| er, Mrs. Florence Seifkas, Tuesday
Little Gene spent the weekend with
his grandmother.
There is a number of fishermen al
Hay Creek this week. So far no fish
| were caught.
The Sacred Heart Parish will serve
dinner in the Parish hall Sunday
They will serve roast pork. mashed
potatoes, peas. brown gravy and pie
After dinner there will be a Keno
game. Everybody welcome. Come
and enjoy a good time.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01
(From Another, Correspondent

Mr.. and Mrs. F. M. Carlson and son
were dinner guests Sunday at the An
drew Boo home at Danforth
Rudolf and Teddy Rydberg were
callers Sunday afternoon at the Emil
| Swanson home.
Mr. and Mrs. Emil Swanson made a
business trip to Superior, Wis, Friday
returning Saturday evening.
The young people of the community
gave party at the school house Sat
urday night A good time was re-
ported.
Many from here attended the Swed-
ish services at Danforth S inlay morn
ing.
liner Carlson and Guy Hendricks
made a trip to Duluth with chickens
Good Friday.
Ben Brown ard mother were visitors
at the Beeman home Sunday after
| noon.
Ray Thomson received a message
Saturday that his brother had passed
| away and left the same day for Iowa
| to be present at the funeral. The
| funeral was held Monday.
The Young Peoples Society of Dan
forth and Sand Creek conduct serv-
| ices at the school house every two
| weeks. On Sunday evening. May II
there will be services again. Every
one welcome.
Mr. and Mrs. L. ID. Richards and
Miss Colette visited Sunday afternoon
at the Ray Thomson home.
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Oberg were din
| ner guests at Emil Swanson's Sunday
The night agricultural school held
| by L. d. Richards of the Sandstone
school, was held again Monday night
with "a very good attendance. Mr.. Gay
of ClOverdale, gave good talk on the
value of knowing your herd by test
ing to get the best results, and also
other valuable Information of his OWL
Experience as a farmer and dairyman
Miss Nickel gave several good read
ings that were enjoyed by all. Pau
| Beeman and Guy Hendricks gave talks
on the best pasture crops, Paul Bee.
man winning the sack of scratch feeC
given in the contest, Paul having 2t
votes and Guy Fl. The last meeting
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01

years ago and at that time defeated
Senator Michael Boylan who was a
candidate for reelection. Mr.. Lom-
men has made a fine record as a
member of the senate but was UNI
fortunate in mourning the i'll will OF
the steel trust by his opposition to the
per capita tax limitation bill at the
1929 session. While the bill became
law as a result of compromise
reached between the steel trust rep
resentatives and those representing
labor interests the trust crowd is out
to get LOmmen.
Senator Lommen has the endorse
ment of the Farmer-LabOr association
in his district His reelection to the
senate seems assured.
Other Senate Endorses.
G. A. X. Anderson, house member
from the Observation-Disclosures district
since 1923, has filed for the senate.
Mr.. Anderson has a perfect record as
legislator viewed from the Farmer
Labor angle. He should have no diff
Guilty in winning the election.
Another Farmer-Labor legislator
who deserves election to the senate is
N. A Peterson of Milan. Mr. Peder-
son was first elected to the senate in
1922 and served during the sessions
of 1923 and 1925. In 1925 he was de-
feated for reelection by the candidate
of the reactiOnarieS Two wears ago
the Farmer-LabOrites of Chippewa
county drafted Peterson to run for
the house and he was successful in
defeating J. o. Haugland, veteran
wheel-horse of the Republican ma
chine Now the progressives of both
Chippewa and Lac Qui Parle have
again asked Peterson to file for the
senate and the prospects are that he
will be successful The man who de-
feated Peterson in the 1926 election
has made very unsatisfactory record
as far as the farmers and workers are
concerned.
Senator Bridgeman was first elected
to the senate in 1922. He was re-
elected in 1926 and is now a candi-
date for a third term. Mr. Bridgeman
has always been active in Farmer
Labor affairs and gives assurance
that he expects to manifest a stronger
allegiance than ever before if he is
returned to the senate next November.
of Locomotive Engineers.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01
LOmmen Has Hard Fight.

Mr.. Lommen is at present senate
member from the 61st district which
includes portion of St Louis county
He was elected with the endorsement
of the Farmer-Labor association four
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01
SAND CREEK

Ray Thomson received word Satur-
day that his brother, who lived in
Iowa, had died. He left for that place
Saturday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Emil Swanson made
"a trip to Duluth Friday. There she
sold her dahlia bulbs. They returned
home Saturday evening.
The Rev. Christ Larson of Prince
preached here at the Sand Greek
school house Sunday.
Alva Minks was dinner guest oil
the HeSSlerS Sunday.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01
NORMAN TOWNSHIP
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Noeldner and far

Mr.. and Mrs. H. Noeldner and FAM
lily of Bruno, visited at the L. H.
Kowitz home Tuesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aug. Kruger visited
at the Chas. Fletcher home Wednes-
day evening of last week.
Steve Purull called on VIM. Kleiss
Wednesday of last week
Miss Carmen Kelly closed very
successful term of school Friday with
a picnic in the afternoon. A most en-
joyable time was spent by all.
Mr.. and Mrs. Steve Purull and Lille
spent Sunday afternoon at the VIM.
Tabery home.
Mr.. and Mrs Adolph Nelson called
at the Steve Purull home Sunday af-
ternoon.
Mrs. L. H. Kowitz visited with Mrs.
VIM. Hammer Monday afternoon.
A farewell party was given at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Aug. Kruger
Saturday evening in honor of Miss
Carmen Kelly, who left for her home
in Pine City Sunday.
Miss Loretta Peck is home from
Milwaukee, visiting her mother, Mrs.
Mary Peck.
Elmer Berg motored here from
Minneapolis Friday, and spent the
weekend visiting his brother. Walter
Berg and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Hannen visited
at the Geo. Watson home Monday af-
ternoOn
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01

ings. Bulk of the desirable 100 to
220 lb. hogs sold from $9.65 to $9.75.
230 to $50 lib. averages from $3.50 to
$685., $50 to around $50 lib. weights at
1925 to $3.50. heavier offerings on
down to $500. Pigs and light lights
bulked at 1925. packing sows from
$3.50 to $8.75.
Feeders and StOckers.
Stocker and feeder cattle, following
the trend of the slaughter trade,
ruled unevenly steady to Csc lower,
the downturn applying to palmer
grades, especially weighty offerings.
Choice quality habitat feeders sold to
the country at SLIPS, most thin stock
ers from $S.75 to $1,000, cows $5.75 to
to $3.50, heifers $7.25 to 1925. Stock
pigs were unchanged at 1925, while
shearing lambs cleared from $8.25 to
$500 or better.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01

Are you guilty or not guilty?''
asked justice of peace when speed
er was brought before him. you can
figure that out for yourself. judge
er: Willie, where's TorontO?" Will
car that passed me just before l was
pinched."
Heard at the schoolhouse: Teach
err: willie, wher's Toronto?" Will
lie: Right between Davenport and
Pittsburgh Teacher: where did
you get that answer" Willie: ION
our radio"
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01

Errors, like straws, upon the sur
face flow.
He who would search for pearls
must dive belOw-Dryden.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01

of the night school will be held Mon
day night.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1930-05-01

A bargain-American Want Ads, 1c
per word, minimum Csc each week.
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Trial subscription to the American.
soc for four months.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21

Most folks think Manager Gabby
Street of the st. Louis Cardinals got
his name from his flow of language.
The OF sergeant can turn on a foun-
tain of verbOsity that would make
Dan Webster call in his shorthand ex-
pert, but he didn't get his name from
that accomplishment.
Gabby halls from Huntsville, Ala,
where baked 'possum is the principal
dish and all the negro boys are called
Gabby. The Card manager packed
that to the big leagues with him.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21

had happened to send the ball to
right field. felt pretty proud of that
hit, but my pride suffered a jolt at
Jennings caustic comment.
Pretty rotten" he observed.
pretty rotten" l gasped. Didn't
I knock it out Of the lot?"
"Sure and it was all luck. You bat
with one foot in the water bucket.
Any good pitcher can make bum out
of you. Do it this way" and he
illustrated his meaning.
The next time 1 came to bat I fol-
lowed Jennings instructions to the
letter. I stood with the approved
stance, waited for one to my liking
and then took healthy cut at it.
The ball went hopping weakly to the
shortstop who had the easiest kind of
a play at first. l was disguised.
But Jennings said, "Fine! That's
the way to hit EN-"
And, in justice to Hughie, l admit
that 1 did improve greatly under his
coaching. Perhaps I might have be-
come big Lacquer myself if circum-
stances hadn't ruled otherwise.
But, at any rate it wasn't to be.
The death of my father cut short my
career at Cornell after two years of
study. Back to Youngstown / went
after my fathers death, to a job as
sports writer on the Youngstown Vim
dicator.
l was an ardent baseball fan and,
naturally, relished the opportunity of
being baseball writer. | would have
laughed at the suggestion of becoming
an umpire. l had never umpired
ball game In my life, and thought
never would. But evidently it was in
the cards, although my opportunity
was created by sheer accident and 1
tried my best to get out Of it.
The league l was covering at the
time for the Vindicator was called the
Protective association. 1t was the
nucleus from which later was formed
the o. & P. league. Youngstown, of
course, was the home team for me,
and on the eventful day, toward the
finish Of the 1908 season, on which
made my debut as an umpire, Youngs-
towns opponent was Homestead.
(0. 1880. Bell Syndicate)
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21
G3ssII{;y|aIIS'

The Cubs have few outfeld worries
with Wilson, Stephenson and Cuyler
in harness.
Mel OFT Of the Giants waited out
the pitcher and walked lib times dur
ing the 1929 season.
The Cardinals have six southpaws
in Mitchell, Sherdel, Hallahan, Hill,
Fowler and Grabowski.
Pablo Dano, Filipino fiyweight, Is
rated the greatest boxer of his ma
tionality since Pancho Villa.
Henry L. Johnson, Jr., of Waban,
Mass, was elected captain Of the
Dartmouth varsity hockey team.
Rowing is enjoying a new popu-
larity at Harvard. Twenty-Five crews
have been working out this winter.
Brooklyn has a Southern league bat
terry to start the 1880 baseball season
in Blothon, pitcher, and Lopez, catcher
Tod Slingsby, British Columbia long
distance swimmer, plans to swim
across the Straits of Juan de Fuca in
the summer. 1t is IS miles across
with conflicting tides and fast cur
rent.
San Francisco sold a complete out
field for $4,000. Smead Jolley went
to the White Sox recently for $4,000.
A year ago Detroit paid $4,000 for
Johnson and Cleveland got Averill for
$4,000.
Electing cO-captains, the United
States Military academy basketball
squad selected Cadets Dean G. Stroth-
err, Winfield. Kans., and Orrin G.
Kruger, Buffalo, N. Y, to lead the
Army 1881 team.
The Williams winter sports team
will be led this year by James A. Rey
nolds Of Bronxville, N. Y, who has
been reelected captain. He is a mem.
Der of the junior class and has been
on the team for two years.
Experts are picking Jimmy Foxx of
the Philadelphia Athletics as the CON-
ing batting champion. He is expected
to Guido Babe Ruth in home runs.
Pittsburgh will add two additional
golf courses to its municipal equip.
ment this year. making three In all.
Carlson, of the University of Pitts
burgh basketball team. regards Char
lie Hyatt as the greatest basketball
player he has ever seen.
Mary K. Browne, professional ten
mis- player and golfer of amateur stand
ing, is the only woman to achieve
prominence in both sports.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21
Praise for Ruth

Take it from President Ernest S.
Barnard Of the American league, Babe
Ruth is going to worry a lot of pitch
ers next season. now that he has
reached an agreement with Col. Jacob
Rupert and has nothing TO worry
about.
Babe is in such great trim that he
is a certainty TO have another banner
year and a big crop of home runs"
Barnard said following his return from
Florida ale Is in prime condition
because of his faithful and rigorous
training"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21
\ Seeing Big League
BASEBALL
W |
By BILLY EVANS
Sportswriter, Big League Umpire
and General Manager of the
Cleveland Indians

wanted, or thought I wanted, to
be lawyer, when I was boy. With
that in mind | entered Cornell uni
versity in 1900, and it was there that
/ met the late Hughie Jennings, then
coaching the Cornell baseball team
after a glorious career as ball player.
He later was manager of the Detroit
American league club. Jennings won
successive pennants in 1907 (his first
year with Detroit), 1908 and 1909.
went out for baseball at Cornell and
Jennings was my tutor. 1t seems
ironical that l, one of his pupils. was
to be the first umpire to Danish him
from an American league baseball
game.
But that belongs to later chapter,
Jennings, who was a Cornell alumnus
himself, probably considered it rank
treason when "gave him the gate"
Hughie was a great baseball coach
as great a coach as he was man.
ager. l remember distinctly his first
comment on my own baseball ability,
which at the time thought was rather
fair.
Now l am a pretty big fellow phys
ically, and | was even in those days.
| had played baseball ever since | was
little kid and by the time | entered
Cornell I had developed into pretty
fair player. With my weight, which
was. around 10 pounds, could drive
ball as far as the next one. l
thought I was quite hitter-until
Hughie Jennings told me a few things.
The first time he ever saw me bat
I knocked the ball out of the lot for
a home run. l bat right handed and,
oddly enough, hit that ball over the
right field fence. Although / didn't
know it, was pulling away from, the
plate and swinging late. That's how
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21
Natural Question

He had become engaged, and was
calling on her the next day.
$50 glad to see you, Bessie" he
said. II met your brother just now,
and he said I'd find you out"
20, what about?" she asked eagerly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21
No Soap

"You need shampoo, sir" said the
barber.
"Yea, and | need a lot more hair
but / amt gonna get either of them
here" growled the man in the chair
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-03-21
Her Hero

Freshman (home for vacation)-
Yep, made the football team.
His Sweetie-H Honestly? What part
did you play?
Freshman did the aerial work.
His Sweetie-Aerial work? What's
that?
Freshman-Why, blew up the foot
balls.-Capper's Weekly.