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New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
A0WS YQ1M HEALTH
 ..::;, &). . <: i: ... Dr. Iaso Galdstos Academy et Medians
The Electrical Quack

In the affairs of mankind, the sublime and the ridiculous are ever intermingled.
 Electricity, which has been the boon of the informed, has also been the bane of the credulous.
 From the earliest times, man has looked upon electricity, in it's va rious forms, as an agent which he might use in the cure or the pre- vention of the numerous ailments to which the human body is sub ject
 Thus, in the folklore of many peo- ples, the wearing of amber beads Is recommended as a safeguard against disease, and the lode-stone was the forerunner of the rabbits foot and the horse-chestnut.
 The mysteries of electricity have always been utilized to exploit the uninformed.
 In the days when Edison first in- vented his incandescent lamp, and Morse the telegraph. the United StdleS was dllllCteQ With vast variety of electrical quackeries.
 Nickel-plated iron contraptions and aWe-inspiring coils of wire were sold for fancy prices as mar velous electrical cures for every thing from asthma to zoopsia.
 Despite the progress in the sci cnce and application of electricity, electrical quackery still thrives. There are still so-called electric belts. electric rings and other de- vices through which charlatans and quacks mulct an unsuspecting pub lie.
 Certain of the claims made for these electrical quackeries are most ludicrous. Because, as is we'll known. there is iron in the blood, they claim by means of magnets to ionize (whatever that may mean) the blood. and thereby cure the body of all its ills.
 The tragedy is that many suf- ferer loses precious time in which he might have gained substantial relief. if not cure.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
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 Pattern 1891 New Britain Herald 15c Practical
 Pattern
By Anne Adams

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 Pattern 1891 Is ravishing made of flat or canton crepe. satin, heavy georgette or chiffon velvet You will be equally smart if you choose a solid color or print. The Fall color range includes wines, \ browns, greens and black.
 May be obtained only in sizes 16, IS, 20, 34. 36, 3S. 40 and 42. Size It requires Is yards of 39-inch material.
 No dressmaking experience is necessary to make this model with our pattern. Yardage for every size, and simple, exact instructions are given.
 Send FIFTEEN GENTS (15c) in coins carefully wrapped, or stamps, for each pattern. Write plainly your name, address and style num- Der. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE WANTED.
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New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
Loves Reawakening The Story of Wife's Triumph Over Jealousy
 By ADELE GARRISON
By ADELE GARRISON

I tried to make my answer light and casual.
 T cannot imagine you giving up anything you happened to fancy, from an old coin to a primitive painting" I retorted, carefully bringing in two of his well-known hobbies - unless. of course, you realized that it really belonged to someone else"
 You flatter me-" he said slowly, and there was derision in his tone. "I am predatory person and I care no whit for ownership. If l want anything I get it fairly. if possible; if not, I take it. Don't forget that
 A Facetious Retort
 Was there an especial meaning in his voice? l feared so, and I did not dare look up for fear I should meet something in his eyes which I did not wish to see.
 Do you know you remind me ir- resistibly of Junior?" I said with a little laugh which cost me much, but which l hoped Dicky saw. I had no wish to have him guess the seri- ousness with which MT. Veritzen was investing our colloquy. Sometimes he stands in the middle of the floor and announces to the world at large: I'm a bad boy. I'm very bad boy. I'm the worst boy in the whole world."
 Dicl<y fingered
 Who's taking the name of my son in vain?" Dicky demanded a. my elbow ani tapped MT. Veritzen upon the shoulder in approved stag line fashion.
 Sorry, old man. but I'm taking her." he said. but you needn't go partnerless if you're spry upon your feet.''
 I did not hear MT. Veritzens re- sponse, for my husband swirled me quickly away. But at the next turn a peep over Dicky's shoulder show ed me the dignified figure of my employer making his way toward the settee where Lillian and Harry were watching the dancers.
 Got a rise out of him that time, the condemned old goat" Dicky growled, and my spirits rose i'm measurably. It was not against me that my husbands anger was di- rected. but against my employer, and in my present mood I felt that I could enjoy listening to several angry philippics against that trou- bleSome man.
 Continued Tomorrow
 Copyright. 1930. by Newspaper
 Feature Service. Inc.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

Up in a certain beech tree climbed great big Buster Bear. To a certain branch of this same beech tree clung Impy the black Chipmunk He hadn't moved, because he didn't dare move. Never in all his short life had he ever known quite such a fright. It was dreadful. Inside, he kept saying to himself He's coming for mel He's coming for me, Oh, dear, what shall I do? He's coming for mel"
 And Impy really thought this was so. He knew nothing about Buster Bear. He didn't know that Buster didn't see him; he didn't know that Buster was fond of beechnuts. So it was quite natural for Impy to think that Buster was after him. He had been afraid when Buster was on the ground, but it hadn't entered his head that Buster could climb. Reddy Fox couldn't climb. Old Man Coyote couldn't climb. This fellow looked so big and clumsy that climbing was the last thing he looked capable of. Impy couldn't believc his eyes.
 At last Buster reached the branch that Impy was clinging to. Impy was quite way out toward the end. Buster began to shake that branch. Impy clung on for dear life. Buster shook harder than ever. He was trying to shake some nuts from the tree, for even then he didn't see lmpy. It seemed to Impy that he couldn't hold on any longer. He was just about to let go and drop, and take his chances of getting hurt, when Buster stopped shaking. You see, Impy had moved and the minute he moved, Buster Bear saw him.
 Well well, we'll" said Buster Bear away down in his throat His voice was grumbly-rumbly. well, we'll well, who might you be-"
 At first Impy couldn't find his tongue. Buster gave the branch an- other shake. "Tell me-" he com- manded, "who are you?"
 If you please" replied Impy in a frightened sounding voice, I'm only d Chipmunk"
 "Only what?" cried Buster Bear.
 "Only Chipmunk, if you please" |" replied Impy. trying very hard to be polite.
 Buster Bear stared at him very hard If you are a Chipmunk. |" said he where did you get that coat?"
 "old Mother Nature gave it to me" said Impy.
 T don't believe it." said Buster Bear in his deepest, most grumbly- rumbly voice. Who ever heard of Chipmunk in a black coat?"
 If you please, it's all the coat I've ever had and. truly, l am a Chip munk," replied Impy.
 Who is your father?' demanded Buster Bear.
 70 Striped Chipmunk." replied Impy -Striped Chipmunk is my father, if you please"
 T know him." replied Buster Bear. But that doesn't explain that black coat of yours. The idea of I Black- coated Chipmunk."
 Well what of it?" demanded an other voice. It was sharp little bark. Impy knew that voice instant ". It was the voice of his father, Striped Chipmunk. Sure enough, there was Striped Chipmunk on the ground beneath the tree.
 Buster Bear looked down and
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

wouldn't you?" Vigorous nodding.
 But you cant give back the cookies and lcaramels. can you, be- cause you've eaten them?"
 Again looks of pleasure, quickly erased with becoming gravity
 "So think" mother finished, that you'll have to pay for the things you took"
 Yes, but we haven't any money. We've spent our allowances"
 "Oh, yes, you have, in your banks. You had better get them right away"
 The banks were duly brought forth and opened. Mother said that 2S cents from each would repair the damage.
 They counted out the nickels and pennies. and very sober now at the thought of parting with some of their very own money they went next door and made due restitu- tion.
 There were no formal words of apology or repentance but the chill dren understood very we'll the les. son they had been taught.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

butter, melted.
 Mix ingredients and beat min utes. Pour into shallow, greased pan and bake 20 minutes in moder- ate oven. Cut in squares and serve.
 Lemon Sauce
 2-3 cup sugar, 5 tablespoons flour, Is teaspoon salt, table spoons lemon juice, tablespoons grated lemon rind, 1 l-2 cups water, 1 teaspoon butter.
 Blend sugar and flour. Add other ingredients. Boil minutes, stir ring constantly.
 To clean stained jar lids, soak for days in sour milk to cover. Wash in hot soap suds and rinse in hot water and the lids will look like new.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

Dicky "Cuts h." and Njafgc, 10 z Her Immense l;rt'c:, EraliMs
 That Her "Dicky-Etris" Anger
 Is Directed at VeritAcn --Ent at ," Her ....
 There was Irritating smugness in Philip Veritzen's comment that Noel was making perfect ass of him. self" in cutting in on Mary but that Colin will be too much for him. No amateur can compete with q professional" But resoldtely Kept my temper while ] longed for scr'e argument which would make Noel's unreasonable fatrer sec the injus- tice he was doing his sor. But knew that only by an unusual ruse could I hope to hold his attention
 Mothered by necessity, d Garing .- speech rose to my lips. I laughed softly and looked up with a cbal- 7" lenge into his eyes.
 . "The only trouble with Noel is 7. that he is so like you" said.
 What do you mean?" he de- manded, but I saw the little eleam i, in his eyes, which shows that he is !. intensely interested.
 f| Exactly what I say" rctortcd T cannot imagine you, at Noei's ,age sitting back tamely and danc- ing with other girls while a hand some and fascili1:ing man was ronopolizing your snamorata's time. You know very well you would be Coing exactly as Noel is doing Now wouldn't you?" I finished au- daciously.
 An Unfortuaa,r AllusiOn The gleam in his eyes was deeper now. and he frightened his clasp of my hand as if unconsciously. -- Why do you limit me?" he !. queried. You say at Noers age sn Can you imagine me tamely relin- ~quishing my interest in a woman I : -loved-at any age, even so ad- <. .vanced a one as you evidently con- sider my present status?" s' l had brought it on myself, re- flected, grimly, as Mir. Veritzen's eyes bore down into mine, with the flaming spark ever stronger. l dropped my own lashes, and from under them sent furtive glance in .~~Dicky's direction. As I feared, he was looking at us over Helena Brixton's shoulder, and though his face showed no emotion whatever, l actually felt the anger which I knew was pouring out of his heart
 You haven't answered me" Mr Veritzen said softly, swinging me in the dance so that l no longer could see Dicky.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
DOG ALLOWED IN JAIL

Nebraska City, Neb., (UP)-Clar- cnce Hike. IS, who is in the city jail on liquor charge. will not be deprived of the company of his faithful dog. When Clarence was sent to jail the dog came to the city hall and although he was chased away several times by the jailers, he returned each time until the jailers decided to let him share the cell with his master.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
STORY OF THREE BEARS

Moorhead. Minn.. Sept % (UP)- This is the story of the -hrce bears the great, big bear. the middle sized bear and-but that's getting too far into the future. Anyhow public spirited residents are con tributing toward building larger quarters for Bruno and Jacqueline, the bears at the local zoo-Why? We'll unofficial reports say-But this is the story of three bears.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

Your dogs can come to the table with perfect propriety, if they hap pen to be pair of the cute mod ernistic salt and pepper shakers made in canine form.
 These new little gadgets are tricky for breakfast, luncheon or any other informal meal table. They are very welcome in the chill dren's nursery. They come in the gayest polka dotted or other fig ured china. You put the salt or pepper in through stoppered open lrSs and it comes out through holes in the top of their heads. In other words they salt and pepper your food as they stand on their heads for you.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
Talks 1ol6G22 &&fz parer,ts
Young Delinqucnts By Alice Judson Peale

by AllCe JuQSOn 1edle
 The children got in the neigh bor's kitchen and there made away with a bag of cookies and a box of caramels. The remains of the feast on cheeks and chins told the guilty tale.
 A conference with the neighbor revealed the exact extent of the damage
 Confronted with their deeds the young sinners smiled, remembering the feast, and mother knew that this was no time for moral indigna- tion.
 How would you like it." she be- gan, " if someone went into our kitchen and took our cookies and candy and you came home and found they were all gone? You wouldn't like that. would you?''
 A dawning seriousness on their faces and grave shaking of heads.
 If someone took away some thing that belonged to you, you would want them to give it back,
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

grinned. Hello, Striped Chipmunk!" said he. Its a long time since I've seen you. There is a young fellow Up here in this tree who is all black and he says that you are his father"
 Well, what of it?" replied Striped Chipmunk again. You know that Reddy Fox once had a black coated son. Why shouldn't I have one?"
 This was too much for Buster to answer.
 Copyright, 1930, by T. w. Burgess)
 The next story: Buster and Impy Become Friends"
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01

IS. Fluid rock. IS. Blood pump. 19. Sinew. @1. Loose. %. Very high moultl;n. 25. To bind. 25., To observe. 26. Two lives. .7. Poem. 29. Pressure. 20. To adorn. %l. To follow. 33. Wooden peg. 35. Constellation. 37. To sin. 3S. Since. 39. To scatter. 41. Home of a beast, 42. Hied. 43. Farewell.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
HORIZONTAL

HORIZONTAL 1. Neglectful. 6. Dropping. II. Above. F. Wing. 14. Maple tree. IS. To allot. 16. Aperture. IT. Boundary. IS. Harbor. 20. Roofing material. A. To bar by estoppcl. 2S. Assumed. 30. Class. 31. Adroit. 3o. Leveled. 34. To exchange. 36. Chair. 40. Before. 41. To sketch. A. To insist upon. 45. Membranous bag. 46. Edge of d roof. 47. Corrodes. 4S. Dogs home.
 VERTICAL 1. Plays boisterously. ?. First woman. 3. Encountered. 4. Wrath ,. Historical taie. 6. Back of the neck. '. Beret. s. One in cards. 9. Mesh of lace. 10. Vagabond.
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
IMPY GETS A SHAKING
By Thornton W. Burgess

Fen In the very midst of fright It sometimes pays to be polite.
 Old Mother Nature
New Britain herald., 1930-10-01
Ea Menus 4MeDayk k2
By Mrs. Alexander George
 Meals for a Day


 Meals for a Day
 Break oranges, cook. ed wheat cereal and cream, poach ed eggs, buttered toast, coffee. Luncheon-Cream of celery soup crackers. sweet pickles, pear sauce, fruit cookies, tea.
 Dinner-Spanish pork chops, bak- ed potatoes. escalloped egg plant, bread, butter, sliced cucumbers, cot tage pudding, lemon sauce, coffee.
 Pear Sauce
 IS pears 6 cups water slices lemon, cut thin, cups sugar. Wash. peel and cut pears in halves. Cut out cores. Add water and lemon and cook slowly, in cov- cred pan, minutes. Add sugar and cook until pears are very tender when tested with fork. Cool and chill.
 If desired this sauce can be canned and used during winter.
 Spanish Pork Chops
 6 pork chops (2-3 inch thick). 1-2 cup flour. l teaspoon salt. IA tea spoon paprika. 1 cup tomatoes, 3 ta blespoons chopped onions, 3 ta- blespoons chopped green peppers, tablespoons chopped celery.
 Wipe off chops with damp cloth. Roll in flour and sprinkle with salt and paprika. Fit into greased bak ing dish. Cover with other ingre- dients. Cover tightly and bake for 1 IA hours in slow oven.
 Cottage Pudding
 1 1-2 cups pastry flour. , tea spoons baking powder, 1-4 teaspoon salt. l-2 cup sugar. egg. 1-2 cup milk. teaspoon vanilla. IA tea spoon lemon extract, 3 tablespoons
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-11-28
BraddOck
BY MRS. E. F. SAVAGE

There were no services held in the
M. =. church Sunday as Rev. Kinzler
was unable to come from Moffit on
account of the bad roads.
MI. O'Brien of the Receivers Of
flee Of the banking department at
Bismarck made an official call to
Braddock Friday in the interest OF
the closed banks. He is expected to
return this week for further TRANSACT
ton Of business.
John A. Larson of Bismarck, audi
tor for the Carpenter Lumber COM
pany, was in Braddock Thursday and
Friday, taking inventory of the local
yards.
The Northern Power end Light
men who have been putting up six
new iron poles for the white way in
Braddock, left for Wishek Wednesday.
They will return soon and put up the
light, which will be a greatly added
improvement on Front street.
j. G.. DeFrance left Tuesday after
noon to commence his duties with the
lMandan Trust company, but on ac-
count OF the storm. he was unable
to 60 on the road and returned FRI
day to spend the week : end at his
The rural carriers, unable to make
the routes, started out Thursday, but
were able to go only a short dis
lance. Saturday Rural Carriers Fra
ser and Aarvig made their routes
about half way. and the rest OF the
way Sunday morning. LeSner made
lit to Dana schoolhouse Friday and
SATURDAY to Reuben Felthelm's. and
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HeatOn
BY SARAH HEINLE

MI. and Mrs. Jake Cob of Regain
were visiting at Fred Wagner's home
Monday evening.
Fred Wagner was a caller at A. H.
Heinle's home Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Kubolnicks and
daughters were visiting at Paul Berg
denis home Sunday.
Miss Alma Walcker, who has been
Ill, is reported somewhat improved.
A. H. Heinle and son Richard were
callers at Fred Berzden's place Thurs
day morning.
A. H. Heinle and son Richard were
callers at the E. Keck home and at
the G.. E. Shearer home Thursday.
G. E. Shearer was a business caller
at E. Keck's home Thursday.
MI. and Mrs. Henry Wagner and
daughters Elsie and Ruth were Bis
marck shoppers Tuesday.
Paul Berzden and daughters and
son were visitors at the Louie Ras-
mussen place Wednesday.
MI. and Mrs. l.. Haugen were Wis
itors at their daughters place. Mrs.
Rasmussen, Thursday.
Mrs. Bill KrebS and daughter Ber-
nice were visitors at the Fred Walck-
er home Thursday evening.
Miss Amelia Newharth was a Wis
itor at the Fred Walcker home Thurs
day evening.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-11-28
BRINGS SALTS
TO BAR OF JUSTICE
Retired Gangster Surrenders in
Order to Be With His Son
in Hospital,

Chicago, Nov. 28.-PeFate, ever
changing mems destinies, brought
big Joe" Salts, public enemy" and
retired back Of the yards" Beer
Baron back to Chicago asking for and
receiving mercy from Judge John H.
Lyle. militant foe Of gangsters.
Wednesday night, Salts was secure
from the law at his sanctuary at
Winter, Wis.,, where he could laugh,
or sheer, II he chose at the efforts of
chicago police to bring him to the
bar Of justice as a vagrant. But in
the form Of a motor car fate stepped
In to change his mind.
The telephone at Salts hang-out
rang Wednesday night and CONVEX
satton that followed brought the in
formation that his 14-year-old son,
Emil. had been taken to a Chicago
hospital, critically injured. One car
had bowled him over and another,
following in its wake, had run over
him. crushing his skull. Law or no
law. Salts came back to Chicago
and surrendered.
I'll surrender to the law" he told
James Burke, his attorney, "but I'd
lke q chance to make bond. I want
to be with my boy, but I don't want
10 disgrace him by being arrested in
the same room with him"
Burke sized up the situation quick
" and telephoned the Judge.
Judge Lyle fixed the bond at $780,
200. which was approved without de-
lay, and set the case ahead for next
Tuesday, allowing Salts to hurry to
the hospital to be with the boy whose
injury had softened the man who is
regarded by many as the toughest"
Judge on gangsters in Chicago.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-11-28
Hampton
BY ELIZABETH KOPPY

Paul Mausehund, Bill Human,
Jake Schiermeister, and Merle Buck
were business callers in Temvik
from this vicinity Monday afternoon.
John Watkinson of Livona was a
business caller at the Ed. Weller
home Monday afternoon.
Frank Koppy is staying at the
Ed. Surber home of Livona. Mr..
Surber was called to Iowa IN account
of the illness of his aged mother.
Henry Knittle was a business call
er in Linton Monday.
John Backhaus, Jim Herr, Frank
and Dewey Lawler, John Ohlhauser,
ST., Math Koppy, John ]. Penschler
were business callers in Linton Tues
day.
John J. Rensselaer, was a business
caller in Temvik Monday.
Johnnie Burkhardt was an over
night caller at the Steve Koppy home
Tuesday.
Francis Chesrown called on friends
in Linton Sunday evening. She had
dental work done in Bismarck Mon
day.
Helmuth Schiermeister Of near
Hazelton visited at the Jake Schier-
meister home Thursday.
! Henry Knitted is the owner Of a
new coupe.
Helmuth Schiermeister, Bill HUI
man and Henry Knitted visited at
the Steve Koppy home Sunday eve
ming.
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Garfield
By MRS. p. F. Y

Mrs. E. Mowder and Mrs. Ira Bal
ley called at the G. 0. Lindsey home
Friday to cut Ladies' Aid aprons. :.
Joe Cook, Gilbert Ward, Mr.. and
Mrs. H. D. Watkins were among
those attending the show in Bis
marck Thursday afternoon.
Violet Olson, Ollie Cook, Dee Bal
ley and Fred Olson returned home
from Bismarck Saturday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. F. Ghylin and
sons called at the H. Davenport home
on their way to town Saturday.
MI. and Mrs. Olson, Violet and
Oscar Olson, Burnett Jacobson and
Dee Bailey were supper guests at
the A. F. Ghylin home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Strand visit
ed at the Mrs. Anna Strand home
Sunday.
S. L. Jordahl returned home from
Minneapolis Tuesday.
Joe Kerfer and Lloyd Knudson
were callers at the Ghylin home
Sunday evening.
Clearance and Floyd Walker called
at the Lindsey home Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. L. Jordahl we're
callers south of Regain Monday af-
ternoon.
Chas. Kuehl and Chas. Our were
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Regain


The local lodge Of M. w. A. enter
tanned at a whist party and supper
in the Log Cabin, Friday evening, for
G. L. Malone, who has been q men,
Der for thirty-eight years. Mr. Ma
lone left for Benedict Saturday after
noon, where he and Mrs. Malone will
spend Thanksgiving with their SON.
in-law and daughter, MI. and Mrs.
Harold Barron before going to CAL
gary, Canada.
The American Auxiliary will give
a carnival in the Log Cabin on the
evening of Dec. 5th. The admission
price of twenty-five cents will entitle
the purchaser to q chance on the
hand made quilt. There will be q
short program Of comic sketches,
which will include a reading. "ralk-
alive TilNe." q negro dance and song
number and q t~ive-piece jazz band
in costume. The booths will include
fortune telling, a fish pond, etc. Home
made candy, coffee and doughnuts
will also be on sale.
Miss Marie Schilling. who is train
ing at the st. Alexius hospital In Bis
marck, was a passenger to Regain
Saturday afternoon, where she will
spend Thanksgiving with relatives
and friends.
The Misses Lila and Ethel Hen
Erickson, who attend school in Wilton,
spent the weekend at their parental
home in Regain.
G. w. Parsons transacted business
in Bismarck last week.
The Misses Leona and Leota Haus-
er, who teach near Regan, spent Sat-
urday evening with their cousin. Mrs.
B. O. Lem.