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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13
Trio of Baseball Leaders
Harmonic Optimistic Note
BY KENESAW NJ. LANDS,
Commissioner of Organized Baseball

CHICAGO. April 12-P-BaSebaI and the millions who enjoy clean.
fast games. should have a great season this year.
The experts pick the Athletics to repeat in the American league. and
the Cubs to win again in the National, but they may be fooled.
All clubs have strengthened considerably, and 1 look for q hard fast race
in each league right down to the finish.
They look as open as a beggarS hand.
Given any reasonable consideration by the weather man. who forced
a lot OF postponed games each spring for the past several years with
us supply OF rain and cold blasts, both major and minor leagues should
have successful seasons. 1 hope every game is an extra inning game and
that the best teams may win the pennants.
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parts, and rumor has IL that he had
plenty OF good material 70 work
with. Bobby learned his baseball
under Disch and has had lots or pro-
fessional experience. Topping that
off. Cannon Is an excellent handler
Of boys and knows how to get the
most from them.
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PORTS CHATS !
With Hal EuSfdce

tied down to a question of Harlin-
gen and Mission. Bobby Cannon and
Dutch Rektorik have made run
Always out Of the races in their re-
spective counties. The Cardinals.
however. may have TO play a series
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NEW YORK. April 12-Pl-The
New York Yankees made their 1880
debut at the Stadium today. taking
a 4 to 3 trimming from the Brook
lyn Dodgers in the first annual ex-
hibition series.
Babe Ruth limped around in right
field. but went hitless. a walk being
his best attempt extensively.
Brooklyn 100 Ill 900 4 q /
New York 0l0 020 900 3 7 /
Vance. Elliot and Deberrry: Pip
gras. Hoyt, Sherid and Dickey.
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-

A girl may wear a golf skirt
and not play golf, or wear a
bathing suit and not 90 near the
water, but when she puts on a
wedding gown. kid, she means
business.
annapolis Log.
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AS Beaten

PHILADELPHIA, April PIP
The Philadelphia Nationals today
won the city series from the Ath-
letics. counting for the fifth and
deciding game 5 to I. Pete Alexan-
der and Koupal held the world
champions to nine scattered hits.
one OF which was a home run by
Simmons. Mahon and Shores pitch
ed for the Athletics.
Phila. CA) 600 Ol0 600 / 9 l
Phila. CND 900 300 20x S IL l
Mahon. Shores and Cochrane.
Alexander. Koupal and Davis.
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with Coach Barron's plucky little
Los Fresnos nine, which Is ing
as possible winner Of the lower
bracket championship or Cameron
county.
THEN COMES the Mission outfit
-habitual Valley baseball cham
pions. The Eagles are to Valley cir
cles what Uncle Billy Disch's Long
horns are TO the Southwest confer
ence. This does not look like the
year for the Mission horsehiders TO
be dethroned. So far. they haze
copied six straight. Coach Cannon
Is n OF the best. II not the best.
baseball coach ~avorting in these
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Giants FINALLY win One

CHICAGO. April 12-lP-At3cr
losing five straight games to their
chicago touring partners. the New
york Giants defeated the White
Sox 4 TO l today IN the teams frs.
annearance OF the year n a big
league ball park.
New York 1000 020 0l0 4 9 /
Chicago UOO UOO oVi =
membership. McKain. Weiland
and Autry; Genewich and O'Far-
rn3.
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NEW ORLEANS, AptH TT
rwo errors by Dick Ba-tell. Pirate
shortstop. opened the way for three
r-,ns bv New Orleans in the seventh
aiming OF today's game with Pitts
h,,rv5r and the Pelicans won 3 10 ?.
Pittsburgh OOO W y . .
Kremer. Petty and Hemsley: F.
Johnson, Karr, Conklin and Mon
dine.
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USEFUL

The justice Of the peace at
Hilton is very popular"
Eyes, I've heard he gives
every bride a can opener and
cigarette lighter after the cere-
mony."
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BY Vida B. Gatrell

BY Vida B. Gatrell
Did yoE think I rronld break
my heart
Becaxss you tired and uiShed
to PGy1f
Or Gyorred in depthless seas
of PAIN
Ind prayed TO hare yon back
ogoinf
Did you guess 7 srolked dour
the street
ls brcdthleSs hope that ne might
meet?
Or felt each tiny re-ve a flame
IF someone eSer said your
name?
Ard spent 'ny evenings al clone
In hopes that you 1coald coll or
phone?
Then through the night did yoH
think /
In aching 1UdksfaIress mould he
To plan out sUoys of suicide?
For though YOU trifled. cheated.
lied.
Since I had once been loved BY
YOU,
Did you think no one else oroxl5
do?
Though you, ike eveyy man on
earth,
Rate your love far obovs its
sUorth,
I gotta hand II to you, rid
That's erGehy 1rhdt I did.
$50 your wife has thrown
every bit of pottery in the house
at your"
Eyes al, ali are gone, the old
familiar vases"
I call my girl Maize because
she never knows what she's do
ing.
u. of S. Calf. W0mpxs.
IsinglSs Ike wonders If
these new front : wheel : drive
cars will hurt the back seat
drivers any this season.
Colorado DoGo.
A stag should be called no
body's fool.
Penn. State FrOth.
n
This is a sad case of over
training" said the COW as the
locomotive passed over its body.
rske Stanford ChoPoyrGL.
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WHITE TOUCH

An O'Rossen suit in black crepe
has a white collar Of tucked pique
that stands up In a ruff and a little
bow Of pique run through a slit in
either cuff. The white Is removable
for cleansing.
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u. OF 7. WINS
y 3-WAY MEET
Tracksters Nose Out Ponies,
. Bears; Aggies, T.C.U.
Are Winners

AUSTIN. April 12@P-The Uni
versity Of Texas outclaSSed Baylor
University and Southern Methodist
University at a triangular track
meet here today by amassing a
total of 102 and % points. Bay
Tor was second with fl 1-3 and S.
III. u. third with 16.
Texas copied ii first places and
tied for another first. S. NJ u. was
able TO garner only one first. the
one mile run. while aylor a first
in two events and tied with Texas
for a third first place.
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THE SONG is ENDED

BY Dalnar Devening
I cannot sing the old songs
or yet the rezUcr ones:
The neighbors al haze heard We
Ind rouU they carry guns!
Tive got a Sherlock Holmth
TOOTH" Esped Lily.
what sort Of tooth is that?"
"'Slooth."
-Colorddo Dodo.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13

"Bctty's good looking, isn't
she?"
That's just it,
Stanford ChoPdyydi.
Doesn't the sound of the
water thrill your"
well, I come from Long Is
land, and there We just live on
the sound.
State Lion.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13

A new white kid shoe has stripes
-.sde bv lacing narrow thongs Of
hIark ratent leather through the
tid' they are startingly effective.
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Little Gid: I'm not going to
play with Johnnie any more.
Mother: Why, what's the
matter? I thought you and
Johnnie were good friends.
Little Girl: We were, but we
were playing a game and he
kicked me in the stomach when
I had my back turned toward
him.
annapolis Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13
COLLEGIATE COUlAaH
BY K N. Vittrneyer :.

Bod q poir Of fancy GaTtrrs
IN q pan Of elGtbsrsd rs:lh
TIL yog loosen the elastic
Hrd con sqxsfss u from the
sik;
Frost the center Of q dosghnEf,
Sblit and halvs IL, II yoY mast T;
MGvis6te Nth gas or cider
AHd a pound OF IRON rust.
Grind this Nth the sGlvrged
rubber
TIL the gnrtsrs start to faint.
Then reglvs Them veyy douly
With q can Of auto paint.
Brush the top Nth garlic Jelly
Dot Nth dainty bits Of coal.
lind then bake 10 Uery quickly
IN q bo,rb-proof casserole.
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Don't be too hard on the gold
digger. She's just a little girl
after all.
Temple OuI.
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Il wonder if | should have
had a bigger cushiona"
Ohio State Sun Dial.

Il want you to meet a beauti-
full woman-an artists model"
20. K, boy. What does she
pose for?"
Artistic beer kegs"
-Northuesterr Purple Pcrvoi.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13

New tennis toys for women in
clude cotton rep and silk suits that
are shorts. buttoned onto sleeveless
or cap sleeved shirts. They are very
cute.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13

Mrs. Orlando De Vandeventer
had just engaged a new chauf-
feur that morning, q lad evi-
IDENTIFY from the country. She
had given him a fine uniform TO
Be worn only on special occa-
sions.
During the evening she was
entertaining several distinguish
ed visitors in the salon, when
the new hired hand stuck his
head through the door and
asked, Please, ma'am, am I to
put on my own clothes or
yours"
-Terds Ranger.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13

Negro Undertaken lover tele-
phone): Rastus, your mother
in-aw just died.
Rastus: Is you sure bout
dat?
y. T.: Shall I bury her or
embalm her?
Rastus: Don't let's take no
chances, brother. Cremate herI
y. p. 4. Skipper.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-13

A tourist travelling through
Western Kansas saw a man sit
ting by the ruins of a house that
had been blown away, and
stopped to ask, "Was this your
house, my friend?"
Yep"
"Any of your family blown
away with the house?"
Yep, wife and four lids
"Great Scott, man, why are
Mt you looking for them?"
Been in this country quite a
spell, stranger, and I know that
this winds due to change. Fig
ure | might as well wait here
till it brings 'em back"
Annapolis Log.
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TOO MUCH CT

FORT WORTH. 12-P-Coach
@Poss" Mack Clarks T. G. U. track
sters dashed to a Is l-2 70 81 l-2
victory over Coach Les Cranfield's
simmons Cowboys at T. c. u. stad-
tum here Saturday afternoon with
Cv Leland. the feature Of the meet.
Marshall, Of Simmons, was high
point man Of the dual meet with
one first and three seconds to score
IL Of his chools points.
CIV Leland of T. G. y. was next
high point scorer with 10 points
amassed from first place in the
100 and 220-yard dasheS.
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Whiz: There's A fly in the
ointment.
Bang: Don't worry; he
won't last long.
Chicago Phoerir.

The judge entered the room
and took his seat upon tho
bench Bring the prisoner for
ward" he Numbered.
A bedraggled individual was
brought before the bench.
What's the charge, officer"
asked the judge.
Assault and battery, Your
Horror. He struck a drunken
man"
The judge looked 1t the pris-
oner contempt in his eye. DO
you mean to say you deliberate
ly struck a drunken man? What
have you to say for yourself?T
The prisoner looked up, tri-
umph in his eyes. 81 didn't
know he was loaded"
Temple O1i.
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COLLEGE STATION, April r.
tP1-The Texas Agrie track team
defeated the Rice Owls 10 70 3S in
q dual meet today. The Aggies took
first and second in every field event
except the pole vault in which
Stiteler, A. Y M. ana Baldry. Rice.
tied at II feet. s inches.
Claude Br7cey, Rice Splinter. ran
the go dash in 2l.2 seconds. best
ing the conference record by rs
second. He was pushed hard in the
hundred by Emm5ns but won IN
g.8 seconds.
The feature race was the half
mile, won 5y Minis Of the Aggies
who nosed out Arnold in the last
five yards.
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Francis: I feel ike a nice,
cool matted milk. How about
you?
Frances: ! dunno. What's
a matted milk feel like?
Ohio State Sun Dfdl.
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Now that college students are
getting younger every year, it is
almost a certainty that the 1910
Junior Prom will be held on a
merry-go-round.
-Norh1reSfern Purple Parrot.
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Caesar: Fine chariot driver
you are, lettin' Ben Hur walk
over yah like that Wassa mat
ter with yah, yah big sap?
Chariot Driver: It's not nv
fault, sire. It's those COMPOUNDED
stowawsys- There were three
Of EN- riding the axle
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Mistress calling 20 the
maid) annie, how about break
fast this morning?
Annie (who had overslept) :
You needn't bother to bring me
any. | amt hungry this morn
ing.
Ohio State SHH Ola.
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I haze brought you roses, Lore.
On sny beSded knses,
an the pretty posies, lovs,
off the pretty trees.
Z hare brought yoa eezpedu.s,
lone,
Silks and jeTSs fine;
Poems frassins yOs, lore,
IN dGctyFie yhynss.
I hare broaghs YOU Io0e. Lore,
Too much 10 relate; W.
What get I for this Lore?
What's that, You Soyf The
gate!
Stanford ChdPdry0l. ]
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The Police Sergeant: ! think
we've found your missing wife
Mr.. Henry Peck: So? What
does she say?
The sergeant: Nothing.
Mr.. Peck: Says nothing?
That's not my wife.
Missouri OHlcr.
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M

This is a sad case of over
training" said the COW as the
locomotive passed over its body.
uee Stanford Chopoyrol.
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Mary: What did you pay
the preacherp
Teddy: He fined me FIVE
dollars.
-Cdyge're Tech. Pappes.
~
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12
Select Breeding Stock
Early in the Season

Poultry raisers who contemplate
Matching their own baby chicks
should have the breeding pens or
flock mated at Ieas. three weeks
a mont,, before the eggs are saved
for Matching.
Success in raising the baby chick
flock is in a large measure estab-
lished before the baby chick is
hatched. Vigor and vitality ma
turally come from parent stocks
that are strong in these qualities.
says O. G.. Ufford. extension pOuI-
try specialist, Colorado Agricul-
tural college.
zone should use only males that
are vigorous. mature and well de-
velOped. When possible, secure
these males from breeders who can
furnish them from high producing
hens. a male from high producing
stock should never he used. how
ever, unless he has vigOr and vital
ity.
"Hatch Plymouth Rocks. Rhode
Island Reds. etc, not later than
April. A very good time to hatch
or buy Leghorn chicks is during
the latter part of March or the first
week in April. Chicks hatched
later than May 10 are very seldom
profitable"
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12
May Employ Radio to
Link British Colonies

In the mOmentOuS process of weld
ing the colonies and dOminiOns of
Great Britain, far-seeing wisdom is
evident among the plans and proc
esSeS brought forth by the states
manly leaders in London and in the
capitals of the colonies and dOmin-
ions. One of the proposals before the
imperial conference in London was
the erection of a radio brOadcasting
station capable of reaching all Brit
iSh colonies and dOminiOnS. Such an
air service should be potent in draw
ing and holding the empire more
closely together in all of its integral
parts. 1t would transform the rela-
tons between the various parts of
the empire into an adjustment very
much like the family relation among
all the members of the family, some
of whom are far away, but all of
whom, through frequent communica-
ton, keep in touch with the old
Omestead.-Pasadena Star-News.
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12
FARM :
POULTRY
WINTER FEEDING
NOW NEGLECTED
Equipment in Poultry House
Often Lacking.

Quite frequently poultry owners
attempt to 20 through the winter
with insufficient feeding and wa
tering equipment in the poultry
house. Weeks of bad weather dur
ing the winter make it hard to
care for the flock adequately un-
less attention has been given to
feeding needs
with the advent of mash feed
ing fOcks being fed in many in
stances on mash ration alone,
mash hoppers in the winter house
become practically necessity.
These hOppers should be large
enough to care for the mash needs
of the flock for at least two weeks,
to save labor by less frequent fill
ing. A good rule to follow in judg-
ing the flock needs for definite
time is to allow for consumption
of about three pounds of mash per
bird, per month One foot of feed
ing space should be allowed for
every ten birds in the flock. The
hopper should be arranged so that
the fowls cannot rOOSt on the top.
Where scrach grain is fed, it
should be fed in the litter. either
in the house or in the scratch shed
or room. To facilitate the feeding
of this grain, a storage box in one
end or corner of the house that
will hold enough scratch grain for
a month of winter feeding will
prove to be a valuable and small
investment. Boxes should also be
provided and kept filed with grit
and shell throughout the winter.
Any drinking fountain that can
be easily cleaned is good. Auto
matte fountains. if they meet this
requirement, are recommended
and if a self-heating fountain is
available that can be kept well
cleaned, ii will aid in keeping up
egg production through the cold
winter months. Birds should never
be forced TO drink ice water. even
though such automatic heating
equipment is not installed in the
house.
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12
Possibly Other Wives
Will See the Fitness

A charming young Santa Barbara
matron recently purchased an air
plane and went in for flying. Inas-
much as she was but following in
the footsteps of other members Of
the fashionable colony, her act
caused no particular comment until,
on the occasion of her first solo
flight, her friends noted that the
plane was named after the lady's
husband
"That was charming compli-
ment," remarked a friend.
81 didn't intend it for a cOmpli-
ment." snapped the wife Indignantly.
'Then why in the world did you
name it after him?"
Because my plane and my hus-
band are so very much alike. They
both smoke, can't be depended upon,
and half the time they are both I'M
manageable"
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12

were in pickle, too, and we're try
ing TO decide whether Dad and |
should go to hotel for our
dinner"
well. you are goingl It's fool
ish of you to stay home because
the doctor won't let me get up yet.
The turkey will keep, and If my
fever doesn't return today. can
get up tomorrow; Mary will be
back next day, and we can nave
our Christmas dinner then"
"Well, we'll see-but now I'm go
ing to take her into the Kitchen
she's Mrs. Schwartz-German,
guess-and get out the eggs and
things for her. told her I'd make
her some toast. but that | wasn't
very good on coffee. Dad could
make it fine, but was afraid he
wouldn't be enthusiastic"
Hardly exclaimed Mrs. Da-
mon. remembering her husbands
complex against doing anything not
on the program. "Well, do the best
you can, dear-but | hate 70 think
of the way that kitchen must look
after two days of male housekeep-
ing"
She went back to her reading.
and as the house was quiet, she
finally fell asleep. making up for
the hours lost worrying in the night
about what her "bOys" would do
for holiday festivity in this bleak
situation.
Two hours later she was reused
by a gentle tap at her door, and In
response TO her "COmew p Roger en-
tered. carrying dainty tray, with
a cup of steaming chocolate, and
some attractive l.,tle cakes.
"She made t-the chocolate
and these are some kuchenS, or
whatever you call 'em-she had In
her bag. ike they make in the old
country. And she's got all the dishes
washed. | helped pui EN- away
and now, what dye s'pOse?"
"She has vnfolded he. wings and
flown hack to heaven !" guessed
Mrs. Damon, slipping the most deli
cious cocoa she had ever tasted.
NO! SEES go, the turkey in the
oven. and is getting the dinner I'm
going to the phone now to see If |
can locate the Olks that sent for
her. SIZE remembered the name
Martin. She told me half an hour
ago. but | didn't want hurry too
much, because wanted her to get
the dinner cooked first"
"Oh, you scamp!" laughed his
mother. go right TO the phone
and call mp all the Martins. There
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12

Weights given include ordinary
indoor clothing. Get on the scales
and see if you are overweight-and
how much.
The modern way to take off fat
is known as the Kruschen Method
and is well worth a weeks trial.
Cut out pies, cakes, pastry and
ice cream for weeks-GO light on
potatoes, butter, cheese, cream and
sugar-eat moderately of lean meat,
chicken, fish, salads, green vegeta-
bles and fruit-take one-half tea
spoon of Kruschen Salts in a glass
of hot water every morning before
breakfast-dOn't miss a morning.
An S5 cent bottle of Kruschen
Salts lasts weeks-Get it at any
drug store in the world.-Adv.
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12

She'd lost the
a d d r e S S and
could not re-
member ( b e ir
n q m e isn't
thai dumb? SO
| brought her
home to nave
sOmet hing TO
eat-She hadn't
had any break.
fast, and was
Talu 10 20 10
a hotel"
"But, darling,
did you tell her
| was sick. and
that our maid
had TO 60 home
for a funeral?"
"Yes, ex-
plaineI that we
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12
Feed Some Milk

BY all means feed milk in some
form, and include in your ration
also ! per cent of cod liver oil III
the mash and per cent of alfalfa
leaf meal or alfalfa or clover
leaves from your hay NOW Carrots.
mangels, small potatoes, rutabagas,
cabbage and sprOuted oats are all
good. but do not feed more than
seven pounds a day to 100 hens
Water with the chill off should he
furnished in cold weather and oys-
ter shell and grit provided for best
results.
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12
KILLS 1903 RATS
ON NEBRASKA farm

A Nebraska farmer killed 103 rats
in IL hours with K-R-O kills Rats
Only, the product made by special
process of squill, an Ingredient highly
recommended by the u. S. Govern
ment. 1t is sure death to rats and
mice but harmless to dogs, cats,
poultry or even baby chicks. K-R-O
is today Americas most widely used
rat and mouse exterminator. Sold by
druggists on money back guarantee.
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12

crimes, and their rallying of sup
port TO the men of these localities
that are today making a courage
Gus battle to clean up these Places
CENTRAL and western Europe
~ were swept by disastrous gales
that were followed by serious floods
of scores of rivers. Thousands of
persons were rendered homeless
and there was widespread suffer
ing. hut the loss of life was not
great. The worst fatality was the
foundering of the German steamer
Louise Leonhardt in the estuary
of the Elbe. Its entire crew of
thirty-one men was lost. All over
France, Belgium. Germany and I1Ol-
land the loWlandS were flooded
river boats were sunk, winter crops
were ruined and rail and telegraph
communications were Interrupted
The swollen river Seine threatened
much of Paris with inundatiOn and
troops were called on to build sand.
bag parapets.
Great Britain suffered almost as
much from the storms as did the
continental countries Overlooking
rivers flooded the countryside and
the coasts were Iashed by terrific
gales which imneriled the fishing
fleets and all other shipping.
The Coolidge examiner., 1930-12-12

are SO HldHy IL
may take until
the turkey is
done, anyway"
Y e s. it's
EFT " n c q r
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