The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-10-31

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ing TO do anyhow and they might I
as we'll have the satisfaction OF en-
loving the five-day-week while
they are idle. If they ever get
busy again and have to work II
hours a day they will have some
thing to look back at.
The permanent attaches Of the
foreign office fear international
COMPLICATIONS as our Latin Amerl-
can and Siamese ambassadors are
particularly touchy about the
whirling season Those fellows
have nothing else to do but whlrl
and show the wives Of senator's
for cotton, copper and zinc that
they can dance the tango much
better than their less tempera-
mental American friends.
Urged to Use Discretion
INQUIRIES at the White House
revealed that the presidents order
was much exaggerated by the De-
mocrats and the Latin American
and Siamese ambassadors. Hoover !
did not abolish the whirl entirely. I
He only suggested that where
whirling was carried on as usual
the lights should be dinmed so
that the white house cops and the
colored janitors would not see any
thing above the knees. In times
like this, the president is alleged
To think, the populace is easily
goaded into revolt against unen-
ployment.
Hoover fears, it is said, that if
the upper classes keep on whirling,
within a short time they will be
iostling on the bread line with the
army of the unemployed. The
president is alleged TO have thot,
but not for publication, that il was
the dissolute lives led by the work
ingclass that brought about the
present depression. The upper
classes must be saved from SIM
liar fate even if it takes a presi-
Dental decree to do so. Good
lord!" the president is said to
have calculated as he watched a
cabinet minister's wife in the arms
of the Rajah Of Arrarrat, III this
thing keeps on the country may
60 back TO Coolidge"
She NOsed 1t Out
And here is a secret told for the
, first time unless your correspond
ent has not seen it before. Tht
, presidential decree barring exceS
: sive whirling on the part of TIT
, upper classes, indicates a breal
: with ex-president Coolidge, TIL
eminent columnist. Coolidge urge
/ even the pennileSs to pay their bill
, first and then spend till it hurts.
! This is a complete Somersault oil
: the part OF the ex-preSident whicl
, leads trained political observers I
: believe Coolidge has his eye on tn
/ presidential nomination in 1885,
l When the president was in office
; right in the midst of prosperity
, he boosted that he had only on
; pair OF pants, which were as patch
!. ed as a crazy quilt and when date
n to address a convection of III
1 Grand Daughters of the America
: Revolution, he had to go TO be
n while getting it pressed. Lkewis
: his shoes were a standing insul
e TO every cobbler in the profession
5 Coolidge thot that was the tim
t to save. And it sounds plausibl,
:, Had people saved then they Nigh
e not be broke now. On the othe
hand had they refused to Spen
e then they might have been brok
V long before now. The latter
> held to be the Hoover viewpoint
f They are Everywhere
= A friend of mine who is yer
: close to Mrs. Hoover's hairdresSe
! tells me that fear Of Communi:
A demonstrations was the motiva
: ing factor in the presidents d.
l. cree. How the Communists coul
be irritated or excited by II
IS whirls of the upper classes is
/ mystery 20 both of US since II
% whirling is usually done in parlol
/ hidden from the public gaze ar
o where even the jazz orchestras al
q equipped with sound subduers. Bl
E we both agreed that you never ca
le tell where q Communist might
=: hiding; that indeed any Viii
III House janitor might carry a Con
munist pamphlet in his knapsaG
Fe as the great Napoleon once said
- He Feels to Know
The president did not take L
e drastic measure reported on Z
u spur of the moment. He has hs
y dozen fact-finding commission
. sounding out public feeling and t
!! chief executive himself is report,
=, to have done a little quiet feelil
= on his own before he issued /
- decree. AS a result Of the feele
- the hostesses told the preside
- that they were tickled to dea
a. and would do anything to relic
az the situation provided he plac
. no ban on sitting out dances wi
the Peruvian ambassadors W
seems TO be a special whirling ia
Is oTite. He lifts them off the grou
'IL and swings them around at I
g heads of the ambassadors fri
e Brazil, Siam and Monte Carlo,
P e.e chief rivals. The president did ]
~ ~ commit himself but said he VOL
PIC appoint a fact-finding commissi
Ae TO learn how the ambassad,
I from Sweden, Norway and D,
~ mark felt about If, since they We
boiled shirts and stiff trousers {
II II. seldom sit out dances. tt
u can't. Furthermore the electit
Aee in the Northwest are close {
sae year and the president prefers
lOi cater TO Scandinavian sentim
= than TO the good viii Of the La
ed. - -, s.iiI -, lI'oIs' many