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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Ten nights in a barroom may
have been very bad, but nothing
like one hour in a speakeasy.
Green Goat.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27
MATCH BOXES

An artistic woman has the most
chaming match boxes which she
makes by covering regular small
boxes OF matches with col0rful COW
ers OF magazines and other fancy
paper and then shellacking them.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

base hits. Holm. Selph. Holman.
Sacrifice, Hook. Double plays. Hook
to Selph to Mishkin; Mpeller 70
Stewart TO Whelan: Hunt TO Mish-
kin. Stolen bases, Whelan, Stewart.
Holm. Runs batted in. Stewart.
Cashion 2. Hunt. Holm 2. Wild pitch
Lingrel. Base on balls. off Lingrel 3.
off Underhill 6. off Moulton 3.
Struck ont. BY Underhill l. by Moul-
ton .. Pitching record. off Under
hill six hits. 3 runs in 3. none out.
? on in 9TH. Left on base, Houston
10. Shreveport 8.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27
NEW PEARLS

The two strand pearl necklace
that swings 20 medium depth on
ones neck Is the newest kind Of
pearls. Chokers are out.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27
BY Laufer

auspices Of the hospital board. On
the second night there will be an
educational program in which
Southern Methodist University. Dali
las, will have a leading part.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27
But Did Kelly Slide?

FORT WORTH. April 26-F-
Big Bill Kelly broke up a ball game
with n two base hit in the eighth
round Saturday and the Panthers
defeated Beaumont in the deciding
game of the series, 4 TO 3.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Runs batted in-RabertsOn ?.
Kahn. Windle 2. Dondero Two base
hits Swanson. Windle. Farrell.
Morse. Japan. Home run-Dondero.
Stolen hase-Morse. Sacrifices
Atkins. Swanson, Hits and runs off
Malicky % hits: 5 runs IS earned)
in 8. Losing pitcher-Malicky. Struck
cut-by Adkins 3. Base on balls
By Adkins 3; BY Malicky ?: BY
Chaplin ]. Left on base-San An
tonic 8; Dallas s Earned runs-
San Antonio I: Dallas 5. Double
Plays-Windle to Swanson to Morse:
Huber 10 Farrell "a Huber.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27
-Okld. WhfYl5Cind.
-

It's getting so a guy can't
even lie in the gutter these
nights without being picked up
by the police for illegal parking.
Kansas Soar O7UL.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

score one run after the Bluffs had
twice come from behind TO tie the
game and the locals won. 5 TO 4. to
make a sweep Of three game series.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Il hear that young Whifls
had "A nervous breakdown.
Yes. Among his high
school commencement gifts
he received a pair of pink pa
jamas and a set OF military
brushes. and it wore him out
trying to decide whether to 20
to Harvard or West Point"
-Wcbdsh CGvcmdn. (
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Mae: Is Mr.. Glump the sort
Of man you would want to in
troduce 10 your mother?
Marge: Heavens, no. She
might want to marry him her
self.
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Fanny: Let's buy a marriage
license and get married.
Oscar: What, and give my
right name in the COURT House,
-Ari-oHd Kitty-KGt.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27
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IF fraternity brothers use the
paddle TO teach their pledges,
why don't they hit them on the
head?
Green Goat.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

A baby born in a tornado
finds out ahead of time what
life is like.
Lafayette Ly-e.
Lucrezia Borgia: How do
you feel?
Intended Victim: Fine.
L~ucrezia Borgia: / should
have had that stuff analysed!
~T made endless acquaintanc-
es at college"
But II wouldn't be any fun
to initiate one of those"
Peanuts are fattening."
How do YOU know"
why, look at the elephant"
Annapolis Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Home run, EasterInlB. " baSe
hit Soluble, Moore. Bonowitz, Kel-
Nv. Sacrifices. Wade. Urban. Sny-
der Winning pitcher. Gribble. In
Rings pitched. Whitworth 7. 3 runs
a rits. Base on balls. Newman g..
Struck out, Whitworth 5, Newman ..
Gribble /. Stolen base. Urban.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

$50 you're going through
college BY working your way?
What do you do?"
I'm a contractor"
"A contractor
"Yes, / contract debts"
~-Tenfle O1l.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

do call off your dog"
why, madam, that dog
wouldn't harm you"
cts frightening nv child"
Its a very gentle dog"
well, it howled dreadfully
when Claudia bit it."
-VanderbHt Mo5qneydder.
-
The sweet young things of
today would no more think of
discussing the things their
mothers talked about at their
ages than their mothers would
have thought of talking about
the things their daughters dis
cuss now. Even break.
~ State Lion.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Coed lat a baseball game) :
Oh, look, we have a man on
every base!
Another Coed: That's moth
Ing, so has the other side.
-TerdS Ranger.
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House President Severely:
Somebody was drunk around
here last night. Why. this
morning when | tried to find a
bromo, there wasn't a bit left
-W5corrir Octopus.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Though it is not generally
known, snails never use ashes
tos brake-linings.
Annapolis Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Isn't it maddeningp"
IL dunno - | amt been
outa the house all day"
-Michigdn GGygoyle.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

This pea soup IS fun Of
sugar"
They probably made i out
of sweet-peas.
Ohio State SIN Dial.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Say. Matey. how'd IA like {
fatto q frigate on me chesti."
--Bloek & Blse Jay.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Kott ran for Lapan 9th.
San Antonio ...... 600 200 100-1
Dallas ............ 0i0 go 00x-5
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ENTERPRlSTNC

ENTERPRIsNC
Bye-Iou, baby bunting;
DGddy's gone a-hantir1;
Gone to find some one who'll
pay
For those eate things that b.
bies say.
The sound Of a meek mascu-
line voice came over the receiv-
CT of the doctors telephone,
doc, my wife has Just gotten a
hitch in her jaw-bone and can't
open her mouth. If you're out
this way in the next week or
so, you might drop in and see
If anything can be done for
her."
-0RL1- WHfyf-r-fyrd-
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n whats your wife going to
give you for your birthday"
II don't know what / can
afford yeti"
Ohio State San Dial.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Did you hear about the
Scotchman who took his caviar
in capsules 50 he wouldn't &C
quire a taste for the stuff?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

SHREVEPORT. April 26-P-
shreveport rallied in the eighth to
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Il wonder where II. L. Men
cken learned to write"
Must have been in the
school of hard knocks"
Doorman a t Speakeasy /:
Who's there?
Voice: 1t is /.
Doorman: No school-teach-
ers allowed.
Carolina BHccuneey.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Our coed didn't want q leo
pard-skin coat because they
show spots 50 terribly.
y. P. I. Skiffer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

According to the Carnegie
Foundation report on the sub
Sliding OF college athletes, a
football player is paid more
than the president of his in
stitution, bat not quite as much
as his coach.
-GrirrcH Mdlte0Ser.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

Runs batted in-Rye. Caldwell.
Storti. Kloza. Two base hits
Bradbury. Burns, Molesworth. Three
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-27

$50 Blutz is the backbone OF
the baseball team?"
eyes, and they're trying to
GET chiropractor for coach"
Cornell Widozr.
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VERY PRACTICAL

"A practical joker IS one who.
in exchange for his gags, can
get a private Office and a big
salary from a movie company.
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.WiHiGrks Purple Con.
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Min. Sin Ndh.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
Vs FIgh Likely FL


NEW YORK, August 20 [R.-A
third victory to his credit, Justo
suarez, Argentine lightweight, looked
around today for more worlds TO
conquer.
He knocked out Bruce Flowers.
New Rochelle, N. Y, Negro, in the
sixth round Of q 1o-round bout at
the Greensboro Stadium last night.
Suarez gave Flowers q bad beat
ing, flooring him with heavy rights
for counts of nine in the second and
third rounds and knocking him
down for the full count with q left
hook.
The victory was the most decisive
of Suarez's American campaign.
Previously he had outpointed Joe
Click and Herman Perlick in 10
round bouts. Flowers, one Of the
country's leading 136-pounders, had
scored q one-round knockout over
Tommy Grogan in his last start.
Each weighed 1851 pounds.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
PHILLIES CAUSE BRUINS
TO CHANGE SLAB PLANS

CHICAGO, August 20 R-A1ter
spending AZ innings on one ball game,
the Cubs and Phillies still had the
lob to finish today.
A double-header was arranged wnen
the Phillies came to Chicago last
Saturday to bring their schedule up
to date. The Cubs won the first one,
but the Phillies battled the National
League champions to q 3-to-3 tie IN
ii innings in the second game.
Another try was made yesterday:
The pills scored their FIRST victory OF
the series and their third of the sea-
son from the Cubs, but again delayed
completion Of business by holding out
for is innings until darkness ter
minated the second game with the
score call.
The Phillies have done little damage
to the Cubs drive for second straight
National League pennant, but they
have caused much wear and tear on
Joe McCarthy's clan. Today was listed
as an open date, but instead OF rest
ing UP before the invasion OF the on
rushing New York Giants, the Cubs
had to meet the Phillies again.
Mccarthy had planned to start
Sheriff Fred Blake against the Giants
in the opener of the vital series to-
morrow, but had TO revise hts ar
ranaements and the Sheriff was due
to start against the Phils today.
Charlie Root probably will be the
first Cub hurler to face the Giants.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
PAYNE, AFTER A TIE,
RETAINS TRAP TITLE

BY the Associated Press
VANDALIA, Ohio, August 20. - For
the second straight year, Gus Payne of
Cleveland is the North American clay
target champion, although he had to
win three-way tie to keep his title.
Payne, A. M. McCrea of Lamar, Mo,
and e. d. Martin of Columbus, Wis,
finished in deadlock, with each hav-
targets in yesterdays shooting of the
grand American handicap trap shoot
tournament in progress here.
In the shoot-off, however, Payne
broke IS straight targets, while McCrea
could score only % and Martin 20.
Payne won the title year ago with the
same score, when he hailed from Okla
homa City.
The woman's North American cham
pionship went to Mrs. j. A. Murphy of
Freehold. N. j., with score Of 1875, one
better than Mrs. Norman v. Pillet of
Houston, Tex. Miss Alice M. Crothers
of Chestnut Hill, Pa, took third after
shooting OF q triple tie at 1871 with
Miss Eunice .Haggard of winchester,
KY, and Miss Marie KAutzky Of Fort
Dodge, Iowa.
Shirley Feregard, jr., IS, of Galveston,
Tex, shattered 95 out of possible 100
targets to win the junior championship,
open to youths under 18 years Of age.
Bob Hardy of Galesburg, NJ, the de-
Tending champion, finished in tie for
second with Howard Kieffer of Orrville,
Ohio. Both had SO.
Fourteen-year-old Henry Rosenbrock
Of Charlottesville, New, won the sub
junior title in shoot-off with Bud Nc
Kinley Of Harrisburg, Ohio, after they
had tied with totals of 90.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20

back to go through 1929 and 1880
without losing a match. While we
are on the subject of Olympic
wrestling it will be remembered that
Pop EN- Paul" Berlenbach was on
the 1920 United States Olympic team
as a mailman before he became ia
nous as a prize fighter.
Two-hundred and fifteen pound
Jim McMillen, an Illinois foot ball
hero of five or six years ago, had
couple of tries at the heavyweight
wrestling crown when Dick Shikat
claimed it, and did so well against
the champion" in the first. match
that another bout was put on
couple of weeks later. (P. S. He
did not win the title.) In 1927 or
1928 Illinois had lame boy, Lou
Muegge, who succeeded in overcom-
ing the handicap of this physical
disability and made both the foot
ball and wrestling teams.
Harold E. Kenney has coached the
wrestlers at Illinois to numerous
triumphs. Joe Sapora, national
and Western Conference 115-pound
champion, Is another of his star
pupils.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
FOUR i. S. YACHTS
BEGIN LAST TESTS
Ten Days of Trial Contests
PIanned-Enterprise Now
Has Best Record.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
N EXPORT, r. l., August 90
nj Four aspirants for the honors
of defending the Americas
Cup, most famous of all yacht
ing trophies, begin final series Of
trial races today.
Enterprise, sailed by Harold S. VAN
derbilt, holds the best record. Small
est of the four and the sail carrier
Of the feet, she has been able to sail
q greater mileage in actual COMPETE
ton than any of the other candidates.
She has won the same number OF
first places as Weetamoe, the Morgan
Nichols Syndicate entry, but in addi-
ton she has been able to come home
within the time limit when none of
her sisters has been able to do so.
Yankee, the Boston candidate, stands
third in performance to date. She
likes a good honest breeze.
Ten days of trial races are scheduled,
although the Selection Committee of
the New York Yacht Club, which is
selecting the defender, reserves to itself
the right to terminate competition
when 1t has arrived at choice.
One Of the four boats will meet
Shamrock v. Sir Thomas Lipton's fifth
challenger off here September 13, and
the nomination will be known the end
of the month.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
COLONIALS TO FACE
WHITE SOX SLAB ACE

ALEXANDRIA, Va, August 20.-Bill
Hammond's Colonial A. G. will get an
eyefull Of some of the best sandlot
pitching uncovered in Northern Vir-
ginia when they face Bobby Dove. ace
of the Virginia White Sox stan, at
Baileys Cross Roads Sunday.
George Harrison, manager OF tne
White Sox, has scheduled District Gro
Gerry store for game August 81
The third weekly swim to be helo
nv the Public Recreation Department
at the municipal pool Will be staged
here tonight at 8 o'clock.
st. Mary,s Celtics and washington
Red Sox have scheduled a washington
independent championship series game
for sunday at Baggett's Park.
Bauserman Motor Co. will appear
here Sunday.
A meeting of st. Mary's Celtlcs pas
ket ball performers has been calleo py
Adviser Edward Harlow for O'Clock
tonight at Hurshy's, 400 King street.
Del Ray A. G. will hold foot bal
meeting in its club house Friday night
at O'Clock, President p. p. CLARK an
nounced today. Del Ray expects TO pre-
sent fast 145-pound team.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20

runners, If they are on base, q
chance to advance q base while he
Is being chased.
The correct way to make the play
Is to chase him at full speed and
run him to the base, farthest re-
moved from home plate, and make
one short throw to the player COW
ering the bag for the tag-out.
Many players prefer to toss the
ball to the man covering the ball as
it is very hard to Judge the speed
of short throw when thrown over
hand.
In running down a baserunner al
ways remember to run him away
from the plate and not toward 1t
and that the oftener the ball is
thrown and handled the greater are
his chances for escape.
Save this big league base ball
series, another will appear shortly.
AL Demaree has prepared a new
illustrated leaf1et on Batting" which
he will gladly send to any reader
requesting it. Address AL Demaree
in care of this paper, and be sure to
inclose self-addressed, stamped
envelope.
(Copyright, 1901
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
FIGHTS LAST NIGHT.

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK.-Justo Suarez, Argen-
tine, knocked out Bruce Flowers, New
Rochelle, N. Y. 49,.
CHICAGO.--Andy Shanks. Grand
Rapids, Mich, defeated Jack McAuliffe,
Detroit, foul go.
LEIPERVILLE, Pa.-Billy Angelo,
Leiperville, outpointed Young Ketchell,
Chester, Pa. (10); frankie Goosby, Los
Angeles, knocked out Phil Hardy, Phila-
delphia "a.
INDIANAPOLIS Tommy Cello, Chi
cago outpointed Benny Duke, Grand
Rapids, Mich. G0); Hershie Wilson,
Danville, Ill.,, outpointed Red Holloway,
Indianapolis u0).
LOS ANGELES -Newsboy Brown,
Los Angeles, outpointed Midget VOL
RAs, New York u0).
WINNIPEG, Manitoba. My Sullivan,
st. Paul and frankie Battaglia, Winni-
peg, drew u0).
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
HAUSER is DUE TO BRING
ORIOLES MANY SHECKELS

BALTIMORE, August 20 OP).--Joe
Hauser, smuggling first baseman of the
Baltimore International League team,
after twice being in base balls big
show" is piling up a record which is
going to cost some major league team
plenty.
Leading the league in runs batted in
and holding the all-time record in the
International for home runs, to say
nothing of leading all organized base
ball for four-base blows, is part of his
mark. The rest consists of 80 two
baggers and z triples with his 81 home
runs, which have accounted for 1876
runs batted in, with Is more games to
60 when those figures were compiled.
The former record for homers, set
in 1925 by Bill Kelly of Buffalo, is A
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
Tile Settlers, Capital Traction
Face in Series Start Tomorrow

awakening threw the Government
League race right back where It ended
last Wednesday.
Day before yesterday, Naval Hospital
practically handed Navy Yard the first
game Of the play-off series by butter
lingering q lot OF chances, but Navy
Yard, not to be outdone, returned the
favor by kicking in with q few errors
IN the fourth inning yesterday which
cross the plate with the only run OF
the game
In hanging up this 1-to-0 victory yes
terday, Colombo Sans, lanky right
handler, flashed q brand of pitching
that would be hard to surpass, but Ray
Narrower, his opponent, was even better,
though defeated. Narrower allowed only
five hits while Sans was touched for
seven.
aver 1000 spectators, the largest
~ throng to witness q sandlot game
this year, were on hand yesterday
with even more expected today when
the grand finale comes or.
With Sans and Narrower out Of the
way because of toll yesterday, the pitch
ing rivals probably will be the same
who faced the day before yesterday.
For Navy Yard, the venerable Lefty
handed as usual, while Pete Ingram.
earnestly hoping for q little support
this time, will toe the slab for the
Sailors, though Manager John Dakin
also has Rebel Crews. his left-hander,
ready.
THE Calvary brakes, who play in the
l. second game of the series against
Pullman, must be considered seri-
ously in the title series, for with q band
Of college and sandlot stars lined UP,
they loom, along with Pullman and the
Government League winner, as team
to watch.
Many sandlot followers believe that
II the brakes get the pitching, they
will make a lot of trouble in the series.
And in Pete Ball, st. Mary's Celtic
pitcher, and Bucky Buscher, they have
a pair who have good records for this
season.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-20
PHOENIX A. C. TEAM
SEEKS 18TH IN ROW

Phoenix A. G. Is sure cutting capers
in unlimited diamond ranks hereabout.
The team has won is straight and
will be after another victory Sunday
against Alexandria Cardinals, 10 be
met In the Virginia city.
L. C. Risler Is booking other oppo-
nents for the Phoenix nine ct gao
Tenth street southeast.
A lawn fete will be held for the BEN
eft Of the Phoenix boys tomorrow and
Friday nights at Thirteenth street
and Potomac avenue southeast.
Outlaw team of Fort Humphreys, Va,
is after a game at home for Saturday
and away for Sunday with District I'M
limited teams Manager H. G. James.
may be reached at Fort Humphreys 30.
A game for Sunday is sought by the
Capitol Heights nine. Call Manager
Miles, Capitol Heights S91, after pm.
pillsbury, pitching for the Kuhel
Peewees, famed IA and allowed only
4 hits as his team conquered st. Mary's
Peewees Of Del Ray, Va, to 4, on the
Walter Reed diamond.
Southern A. c., 9-to-7 victors yester-
day over Majestic Radio tossers, are
booking senior opponents through Man
ager McCray, Metropolitan 1880.