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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16
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(By the Associated Press)
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Batting-Terry (Giants), .404.
Runs-Cuyler (Cubs), LAG.
Home runs-Wilson (Cubs), SO.
Stolen bases-Cuyler (Cubs), So.
AMERICAN LEAGUE,
Batting-Gehrig (Yankeesl, .3S3.
Runs-Ruth (YankeeS). 142.
Home runs-Ruth (Yankees), IS.
stolen bases-McMahus (Tigers), %
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16
DOWN DETROrT

Detroit.-A four-run attack in the
second inning helped the Yankees win
q S to 3 decision Over Detroit.
New York ....... 100000 DOL s 10 1
Detroit ......... O1O 100 O1O- 3 IL
Sherid and Dickey; Sorrell, Cantrell
and Hayworth, Desautels.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16

Turf from old Cartier field was
transplanted to the new Notre Dame
football field to be opened this spring.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16
SENATORS wALLoP CHrsox

Chicago.-Washington won a free
hitting contest from Chicago II to 8.
Washington ..... 500 O05 220-14 IS 2
Chicago ......... OO2 OO2 500 Is 4
Jones, Burke and Spencer; Lyons.
Wende, Henry, Walsh and Tate.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16
DEBERRY WINS NINETEEr

DEBERRY WINS NINETEENTH
nineteenth victory Of the year for
Louisville when he beat Columbus
4 to 2.
Columbus ....... 900 900 300
Louisville ....... 102 100 00t- 4 10 2
Coleman and Dixon: Deberry and
Hartley. -
Other games postponed: rain.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16
O TO WEIGH 14o

Albie Booth, Yale half back, will
play this year at around 40 pounds,
his weight during his great season last
year. During the winter Booth took
on around 40 pounds.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16

~Tomorrow-Big Time Stuff.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16

Other game not scheduled.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-09-16
Totals .........

Totals ........ 40 IL 1885 IA !
IRAN for Kelly In ninth.
tran for Hartnett in ninth.
tBatted for Bush in ninth.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
CONGRATULATIONS
CONGRATULATIONS are

~ from the community to the
committee and solicitors who have
put the community chest over the
top. They have established prec-
edent to follow through coming
years. The first time is the hard
est, for in addition to the collect
ing of the money itself, there was
the task of creating the back
ground and sentiment which would
support the campaign. ~
In this first drive, many things
have been learned which will make
next years attempt easier, more
smoothly systematic. But part of
the success of the chest idea is
still to be accomplished. It is the
duty of anyone approached by a
solicitor of a charitable organiza-
ton to refer that solicitor to the
chest committee. It is part Of the
committees duty to investigate
and approve the purposes and re-
quests of organization before it
goes before the people for money.
This provision is for your protec-
tion, and you will help the COM
mittee by observing it.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10

See your nearest Cne,,
rolet dealer today an
drive this sir. Ten nl .,II
utes at the wheel -. W
show you what . on y.
ence six cylinders r'AA''
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
BUTTER WINS A POINT

A CITING in the interests of the
: = dairy industry in this valley,
all the retail grocery stores of Ken
inewick have agreed to sell no more
butter substitutes on and after
April Is. The agreement was
drawn up by the Grange.
This is one of the outstanding
events in the growing cooperation
between business man and farmer.
Mutually dependent upon each
other, they are coming to find out
that nothing can he gained by hos
tility and indifference.
The sale of butter substitute
makes an immediate profit for the
storekeeper, but because Of its
detrimental influence upon the
dairy industry, it spells loss in
the long run. The nutritive value of
butterfat is so much greater than
that of the substitute that one can
pay higher price per pound and
yet get more food value per penny.
Nothing is lost to the buyer Of
butter, and a market is created for
the dairyman's products.
The stores signing this agree
ment are to be commended for
their foresight and willingness to
aid the development Of the dis
trict.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
progress, and often draws him un-

progress, and often draws him un-
der.
With several development pro-
jects up before Kennewick, here is
an opportunity to cast off your in
difference and show your self to
the issues. A new school building,
an improved street lighting sys-
tenn, new road surfaces, the clean
up-the-highways drive, and in the
fall, city and county elections con-
front us. Think them over, investi-
gate them, form an opinion, and
make it known. Give them your
support or tell US why not. Clean
and progressive civic management
is safeguarded only by the intelli-
gent interest of the citizens.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
CROPS AND WATER
THRJITT trees on the

ERUIT trees on the Highlands
are heavily loaded with bios
SONS, indicating the possibilities
for a heavier crop of cherries,
pears and apples than for many
years. But there is catch. There
is not enough water to make the
most Of this crop. If the orchard
lists devote their efforts to getting
all they can out Of this years
prospects with the small amount
Of irrigation available, next years
crop will be cut to pitiful mini
mum. If they harbor the strength
Of the trees now, neither season
will be worth talking about.
Rehabilitation Of the Highlands
pumping plant will cure this 'be-
tween the devil and the deep blue
sea" predicament, giving to the
orchards water enough to allow
the full development of the promis-
ing crops.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
Don't be disc0uraget
Z & &

The biggest men in this world
were born barefooted.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10

The Special Sedan Sz2s
Is wire wheels sfG1d0rdD ...'':'''' SIS
The Liebf Delivery Ch0ssts. ''''''.. 5Sg
The Sedan Delivery. 81
The lK.-TOn C10ssis. .''''''' 61s
IM-Ton Chassis with Gao. 80 -. enroll. ~
Roadster Delivery lpick-Hp ~
cforv. Flint Mich.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
All Set

Before give my consent to
the marriage" Numbered the old
man, 81 must ask what income you
are receiveing."
"Six hundred pounds in ALL" the
young man answered without hes
itatiOn.
"Then, with the 500 / allow my
daughter, you will have"
Quickly the young man shook
his head.
"Oh, / have been reckoning that
in!" he explained.
-London Answers.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
DAS III e S
By i
DOT
.-.....

Sports Girls -
I'm asked to play tennis with
Dennis, -
Or 90 for a swim with jim; III
Wealthy Adolph likes the way
play golf,
But at loving my rep is plumb
dim! ..s~.
! 81 think the man you married is
a fine-looking fellow"
"Ah, but you should have seen
the one that got away" 49,.
e. & &
Nature Study Dept. r..
~ So This is nellafunt
MsssD ~ and mows. The
MIS- ! ellafunt has tail
NO on each end, and the
mows haz wiskers poking outa his
oze. The ellafunt is ascared OF the
mows, coz mowses runs up ella
funtss trunk (they amt RELY tails)
and tickles. =
Financial Page .>-..
Money talks, and its most fam
Gus words are Goodbye"
& & & .
Why is plum pudding like
fallen idol? ~
One is first steamed and then
chewed, and the other is first es-
teemed and then eschewed.
What would the poor, overwork-
ed columnists do without Amos m
Andy, prohibition, and traffic cops.
& & &
+. A Liverpool Weekly Post writer
grows quite excited upon reading
that "this years world output of
motor cars will run into millions"
and says he will do his best not to
be one of the millions.
& & &
If there is anything you don't
want the youngsters to get their
hands on, hide it under the soap on
the washstand.
Il & &
Don't be discouraged
The biggest men in this world
AnE~o%nl
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
Inventor Honored

In the public square at Bards-
town, KY, is a monument to Lieut..
John Fitch as the inventor of the
steamboat. By unanimous vote
the United States Senate and house
approved on February IL, 1926, an
appropriation of $4,000 for a suit
able monument to Lieutenant Fitch
nd the memorial was unveiled with
impressive ceremonies on May 25,
1927.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10

coming summer. His
claim to freakdom is that he has
been married for % years, and has
never yet said Eyes, my dear"
& & &
Proof
The buds are bursting on the trees,
And 'twon't be long
Till birds are busting on the trees
In joyous song.
The flowers that bloom in the
spring, tra-la!
Are blooming along;
Ten billion birds, and buds and
blooms
Can't all be wrong!
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
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HEDGES
= = . = Mrs. Helps =

-
keeping up fine and Easter SUN
day is expected to be big day
There will be the Easter program
by the children and special music
in which everyone is taking part
In the evening the Reverend Ber'
gan will preach the Easter ser
mon and all are invited.
The Senior play entitled The
Whole Town is Talking" will be
given in the assembly hall Satur-
day night at 8 o'clock. --
The Ladies' Aid will meet with
Mrs. Clyde Bush at her home IN
Kennewick on Wednesday, April
Is, at 2 o'clock. -
Mrs. Falque's daughter, Mrs
Thelma Hill and her two little
girls from Salt Lake came Sunday
and will visit for two or three
before going to Spokane to WISH
with her sister there. =
Clifford Nichol was home for the
weekend from Yakima.
Mrs. George Lea and Ruth went
to Walla Walla Saturday on a bus
mess trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Kuh and Del.
bert went to Spokane, Wash
Saturday and spent the weekend
with Annie, who is in business col.
lege there. Mrs. Kuh said they had
very nice time there and also
visited Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Loche,
They are very well. Mrs. Loche is
expecting to be home at her moth
er's, Mrs. Gerber, in week OF
two to help with the strawberries
again. Annie Kuh will be home
for the graduation class exercises.
Mrs. T. M. Gardner was able to
come home Friday evening from
Pasco hospital. ~
This community was very much
saddened Monday morning upon
hearing of the passing away OF
Mrs. Stone at the Pasco hospital
Sunday night. Mrs. Stone had been
sick for several months, but was
quite hopeful of getting better
again as the warm weather came
on. She was always such an active
worker in church and community
work-eveready to help when
ever and wherever she could. She
will he sadly missed by a host OF
friends. The funeral service was
held Wednesday from the mortu-
airy, at Kennewick. Rev. Bergan
being in charge. Mrs. Swayze sang
"There's Only One" and "I'l Not
Forget Thee" Mrs. Stone was born
in Norway and came to this coun-
try with her parents when quite q
little girl. She leaves to mourn her
loss her son Jimmie, two brothers
here, with whom she lived for the
past nine years, Ed and Chris Hol-
lee; sister and brother in Los
Angeles and many other relatives
besides. The casket was covered
with beautiful floral tributes from
her many friends, who extended
their deepest sympathy to the be-
reaved family.
The regular meeting of the To-
cal Grange will be held in their
hall on Friday night at 8 o'clock.
A program has been prepared. A
lunch will be served.
The N. o. w. society met with
Mrs. Ed Sellick Saturday night
for business after which they all
enjoyed the social hour. Lunch
was served by the hostess.
Arthur Purdy, Pendleton, came
up, Sunday to visit with his mother
who is quite sick at her son, Asa's,
home in Kennewick.
Mrs. w. Showalter came home
last Friday from Pasco hospital,
but is not able to resume school
duties yet. Her mother came Sum
day to visit for awhile.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
Wisdom of Epictetus

When you have brought yourself
to supply the needs of the body at
small cost, do not pique yourself
on that, nor if you drink only wa
ter, keep on saying on each occa-
sion I drink water!" And if you
ever want to practice endurance
and toll, do so unto yourself and
not unto others-do not embrace
statues!-Epictetus.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10

The whole car is full of
such evidence that true
economy comes from adj
vancement and refine
ment. There are four
extra long, chrome-va-
nadiumsprin&s controlled
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10

Epamanondus Mud
puddle, whose pic
ture you see at the
left, has signed a
contract with Mann
9th Side-shows, Inc,
and will be on exhi-
lbition throughout
the country this
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
INDIFFERENCE
nF all the obstacles that an en-

- terprise has to face, indiffer-
ence is the most deadly and the
most discouraging. Active hostility
shows that someone cares. Indif-
ference credits you with so little
Importance that it stirs neither to
help nor to hinder. It forms a
sluggish morass through which the
crusader can make only painful
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10
AlSZzllzy
It's wise
to choose a SlX!

by hydraulic shock absorbers. lney
are amounted Ienethwise, in the direc-
ton of car travel, with seIf-adjustine
spring shackIes to maintain quiet
Modern low suspension and extra
wheeIbase give the Chevrolet Sn
good proportions. The front view =
distinguished by the honeycomD
radiator. The gasoline tank is at tine
rear for safety and finer appearance
Chevrolet beauty instantly says
"Bodyby Fisher"-style, quiet, saiety
Fisher composite steel-and-wooo
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. windshield
Adjustable drivers seat-deepd
cushions-areater leg room-clearer
vision-finer fabrics and htmentS'
There is just as much extra value =
throughout. BY AM SIANDAKD
the Chevrolet Six is the wisest CHOICE
in the Iow-price field =. with It's sA'
cylinder vaIve-in-head motor
with full scientific equipment e..
with Body by Fisher Win lO
long semi-elIiptic springs lOns
wheelbase, low SUSPENSION 80
mounted gasoline tank, honeycon ~
radiator and all the other featureSO'
this day and age.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-04-10

1t is wise to choose a six-cylinder
motor-the only way to get six-cylin-
der smoothness. Six-cylind der
smoothness takes out vibration and
rouehness. This saves motor, chassis,
body, passengers, and driver.
The Chevrolet is six. Yet it sells ata
price that anyone can afford to pay.
And it lasts longer, because of fine
materials, oversize parts and a big,
smooth, 50-horsepower six-cylinder
engine that always takes it easy"
With all its six-cylinder smoothness
and power the New Chevrolet Six
saves gasoline and oil, through
modern efhciency-overhead valves
high compression power-latest
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS pistons-
crankcase ventilation-air cleaner.
Thus Chevrolet brings truly modern
transportation within reach of all
who can afford any car. Chevrolet
economy also means sincerity in
manufacture. To illustrate:
Chevrolet valves are adjustable-to
save replacing. Chevrolet nodded
brakelining MISUNDERSTANDING
keep. The rear axle inspection plate
on the Chevrolet means accessibility.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-18

the middle of this heart and in the center
of this solar plexus lies o block Of old build
ings grouped round q central rectangle with
q bare little rallied garden in the middle.
Reading from left to right or from north
to south Gas the case may be), these buildings
are No. 10 Downing street, the official residence
of the prime minister: the offices Of the
privy council (the Kings advisory counciD and
the Treasury buildings. You might not think
it, but all these different buildings are inter.
connecting. You can go in by the prime min
isters front door. walk down the red-carpeted
hat on the hall table outside his private room
(green felt over the door to keep the secrets
I'M, turn right. mount a short flight Of steps
and, passing through q heavy door, plunge
into a maze of corridors that viii take you
through the privy council offices to the treas
ury. and 50 on to Mr.. Snowden's room (you
can't miss 1t, because the door has sort OF
portfolio window so that his secretaries can
glance in and see what sort Of expression the
big chief Is wearing before they enter).
If you get as far as this without being thrown
out on your neck you may proceed to inspect
more closely the old interior. Two and a half
centuries ago. on the side of the old palace Of
whitehall. these walls were built; and they
look 1t.
No central heating plant In the big paneled
rooms and timbered corridors. Raw coal fires
in open CRATES everywhere. Chairs on which
the padded leather was once brown but is now
worn pale biscuit and gray. Mahogany furni-
ture that saw the bewigged ofhcials Of William
Tvs day, as the brand on each piece. william
w." will tell you. Tall, narrow, dark cor
ridors, lined with wooden shelves stacked with
the papers aRA records of zoo years. Rooms
the same
But hush. Listen. If you have cats ears,
you will hear what. anyway, you can guess
the hidden, furtive, ceaseless, multitudinous
rustic and hustle Of multitude Of mice. For
this old rambling block Of administrative
of1ces is the cradle Of an entire mouse civiliza-
ton. Mouse empires and colonies behind those
panels and wainscots. Mouse Romes and mouse
Babylons. Maybe even mouse New York.
You will become alarmed for those stacks Of
state papers. For 1t Is well known that mouse
civilizations rise and flourish on the nourish-
ment derived from chewed paper. You will
also have disturbed visions of mice trooping
from the farthest corners Of the treasury
baaements TO sample the chesse in the premier's
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-18

NE Gay In March Oh G0lS year E0llp
Snowden, chancellor Of the exchequer
in the Macdonald ministry. sat at his
big desk in his private room in the
old Treasury Building, in Whitehall.
London, cogitating and calculating.
weighty matters upon the cold mind in that
gnomish skull. He was making up his budget
Of 50 800 900 900. Cutting into the problem Of
dealing with deficit of $65. 900 .000o Schem-
ing how to raise $150,000.000 of new money.
Nicely weighing the respective capacities to
bear extra tax burdens of oil, tobacco. beer,
dead mems estates and persons making over
$500 year.
In the midst of these large affairs he paused.
He had become aware of company. Against
his withered, semi-paralyzed leg large sandy
cat rubbed himself overwhelmingly. He had heard
much about this cat, but had never seen him
before. Further, he had been told that the
cat was aloof, even an unfriendly sort OF cat.
and that he mustn't mind that.
Had the cat grasped the importance Of q
softened manner, an ingratiating gesture, in the
presence Of the rich uncle who presided over
the establishment? No doubt he had.
The sandy cat left the mans leg and strolled
over to the bright fire that burned in IN open
CRATE. He turned, sat down and looked at the
white, tight face, into the grim, hard, fighting
eye under the domed brow. And the man
looked back. And presently the cat arched his
back lazily, lay down and rolled over, present.
ing o furry expanse Of tummy to the warmth.
"Here." he seemed to say, 1--WE are at home :. +.
. nice man, after all, when you know him"
The chancellor went on looking at the cats
back for little while longer. Then he turned
to his desk and made q note on q pad: "Treas-
ury vote: Approve increase of cats pay" and
went back to his figures
And that Is why the cost Of running Eng
land and her empire chain Of dominions. de-
Tendencies and protectorates around the planet
Is to be, from the beginning OF the new fiscal
year, two cents q day more in perpetuity.
simple little incident. Yet into it Is woven
. whole epic Of injustice suffered patiently for
years, of intrigue and struggle, OF consum-
mate diplomacy, Of precedents broken and
awkward problems Of sex surmounted, Of the
personal Intervention Of great personages. and
OF chancellor. reputed icy, bitter ruthless.
jnfiexible and closer with state funds than
Scot with his bawbees, who could not resist
q cat.
7 EFT us begin this tale at the beginning and
orient it in its proper setting.
Night Is falling on Whitehall. the administra-
tive heart Of England, the nerve center Of an
empire upon which the sum never sets. In
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-18

No doubt WOlSey'S cat was named Rufus
that Is point on which. unfortunately, his
tory Is silent-but as far back as men can
remember today Rufus has always had
non de guerre. England would not be England
If it were not thus. Queen Elizabeth was Good
Queen Bess" Henry VIII was bluff King Hal"
Baldwin is Safety First Stanley" Snowden is
"Our Philip" Lloyd George Is "the Welsh
Wizard" and the late Earl Of Balfour was
pretty Fanny Gin Ireland, Bloody Balfour'').
SO long ago Rufus became Treasury Bnl"-a
pun on the financial instrument used by the
government for its weekly short-term borrow
ingS in the money market
The present Rufus-probably Rufus the
Sixtieth, and the fourth Rufus in the memory
Of Newman, chief oficekeeper of the treasury
and his official guardian-was not born In the
treasury. He had already made something of q
reputation outside when news Of him reached
Whitehall. His predecessor had died, and 10
CHANGED that at that time Sir Warren Fisher.
permanent secretary of the treasury and head
Of his majestys civil service, met q friend, a,
lady OF Kent, who complained to him Of the
behavior Of her cat. It was q youngster and
had taken to hunting the birds In her private
aviary.
Better give him to U.S." said Warren Fisher.
to give him another chance. Consequently the
mice In the treasury were left unmolested for
another week. pending news from Kent.
Suddenly the lady arrived at the treasury
Will Tue Cat. ne nd0 Deen at MS OLD games.
She had caught him with bird In his mouth.
She had given chase. The chauffeur and two
maids had joined In. But the cat eluded them
He disappeared with the bird. As soon as he
reappeared, however, his mistress seized him,
ordered the car and drove Immediately to Lon
don, where she handed him over to Warren
Fisher. who passed him on to Newnham who
gave him a savory fish head and q saucer OF
milk and told him his name was now Rufus,
alias Treasury Bill.
THE new Bill settled down nicely, which is
not surprising. for the treasury is the In
carnation Of all q hunting cats dreams He
bowed to the officials, but showed himself dis
inclined for familiarities. His Job absorbed him.
He showed from the first certain high in
telligence. He began by bringing his catch
back to his guardians coy room and leaving
them there. But his official chief expressed dis
pleasure at this procedure and with some vio-
lence removed Bill and his quarry to the vicinity
Of the nearest ashcan in the corridor.
You only have to tell Bill once Next MORN
ing the charwoman arriving to empty that
ashcan found the nights catch laid out in