The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-04-25

the occasion. After the play YOU
have male about the Wolf Point
arson birds, and "Nig" Collins,
you ought to get away Okey. Don't
tell Lawrence about it tho, for
you never can tell when he might
get religion and go berseker. Don't
take any chances en- him. They
say those Wolf Point fellows are
not only reliable but know their
onions. They did a pretty piece
of work over at Outlook this win
ter. But don't use gasoline Bur-
ley for its NO gOOd-nearly al
ways fizzles.
!!!!!!!
The blaG6er gang, composing
what the boys along the curb re-
fer to as the -four hOrsemen" are
picking their ticket, they say, and
are preparing to take over the
power in toto the coming fall,
riding ruff shOd over every OBJ
stacle. These men, identified more
definitely as Oscar Collins, Lard
Olson, Horse Thief Kelly and Grant
Blackwell hold nocturnal confer
ences over in the bladder office,
where they meet nightly to desig-
nate those marked for slaughter,
and those picked for honor. These
gangsters, if they put their ticket
over, it is alleged will organize
the whiskey ring on "a grand scale
and maybe restore the "hOt car
racket in which old Horse Thief is
said to have had some experience
some gang, Oscar, Horse Thief,
Blackwell and Lard! Heb? Their
motto is. eve do the taxpayers
good, and when we do 'em good,
We do 'em gOOdI" You betcha.
!il!!il
Col. Sheridan, the former dis.
tinguished commander of the Mon.
tana militia, who serves his Unclt
Samuel not too wisely but toe
well, has offered a prize to the
school boy who writes the best
essay on "HOw l can serve my
country" There are rules AMI
regulations, and everything, AND
over in Daniels county there are
judges, of good whiskey Or some.
thing. The best essay wins loo
bucks. We wonder what bootleg.
ger made the donation. Anyway
this is a wonderful opportunity fOI
some bright boy to make some
easy money. We suggest that the
boy might become a stool pigeon
and report all of the coffee poi
stills in his .meighbOrhOOd to Corp
Winters, those who might not bt
putting the long green across thu
crack or competing with some one
that does. This would be a won.
derful way to serve, besides il
would no doubt return the prize
money many times Over-there il
most always a catch somewhere In
this prize racket.
, !il!!!!
And now some of the MAR
Streeters are crying for peace
They always do about this time oil
the year, especially when they are
whipped, or when they get wOrrieE
about the danger of the exposure
of their pOrniferOus activities OF
their abortion rackets. A register
of the visitors at the "Chicker
ranch" would make interesting
reading, wouldn't it7 Yes, lett
have peace now until next Janu
airy when well see what we car
start again. This stuff abOu
Harry Polk and his venereaI ex
plOits that would make the "ShaC
of Persia" turn green with envy
Is disgusting, for Harry travels II
the very best circles. and always
goes to church Sunday morning
just like Burnley, tho we don't know
whether he sings america" Of
God Save the King"
!ll!!il
Grant BakewelI's little $4,000
circus don't seem to be setting 81
well with the taxpayers and seems
to be biting the county attorney
I'M the pants. l see he had thu
bladder print a yarn about as how
1t only cost $4,000, and boilers that
there are about $500 in fines
none of which have been collected
Let's see, there is the one against
Mig for $4,000, which is just paper
stuff; the cine against Charles
Huebner for $500, which was sus
pended, and the one against DIR
Martin, which ought to have beer
RENTED. Blackwell could not bu,
snort of Canadian rum from
Gottlieb with all the fine money
ne will cOllect-just hOrsefeathers
Taxpayers win pay for the farce.
!i!!lll
Oh, yes, Albert Foley, is goins
TO De candidate, too. He says hl
Is eminently qualified for State