Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-12

men"
Ruth Waterbury, writer.
AIOW that the ladies have gone
IN the next visitors to the Valley
in group formation will be the
State Press Association members.
They are flocking TO Corpus Christi
today, ITO being aboard the special
train which passed through San
Antonio enroute.
Saturday the ITO Scribes will
swarm into ReynoSa for a BAN
quet there and Sunday the local
editors will drive them over the Val
ley.
The majority Of these editors are
from the smaller Texas papers and
when they return they are going TO
tell all about their trip. An editor
cannot help doing so. as witness
Arkansas.
AS a result many in Texas will be
told things of their own southermoSt
corner of the state they did not
know before. There are still many
in this state. who do not know that
California has been surpassed, even
in the "unusual"-as witness the
rains.
TPEAKING OF rains. steerers OF
~ Brownsville sandyachts these
days are faced with quite a prob
lem. That Is those, who maintain
lightly gravel drivewayS into their
garages.
Every night one has to decide
whether to try to creep into the
shed and get stuck, or to make a run
for it and tear down the door when
the sandyacht swerves.
ASIMATED Annie says there are
80 many things which make the
world 60 round. but high rents
have something to do with its NOV
ing.
CAT by 2. A. Rosenthal at lunch
\ yesterday. and over the regula-
ton desert Of ice can at the
Ell Jardin hotel heard that the street
signs have been purchased for
Brownsville.
That brings Joy to the souls OF
many. There is nothing like asking
for what you want Now as soon
as they go them up. SO everybody
can drive anywhere at night-with-
out getting out and knocking on
doors to ask where they are-we
want to extend heartiest c~ongratu-
lations to the city commissioners.
nOCTOR w. E. Reynolds of Cor
pus Christi in a very interesting
address is telling local civic
clubs how to eat without digging
your own grave with your own
teeth.
The doctor passed out a little for
mula to the Rotarians, which we
think well to pass on TO others:
IAN apple a day viii keep the doc
tor away. a head Of cabbage will
keep the dentist away. and an onion
a day will keep everybody away"
About the ony time false teeth
really appealed to the engineer of
this column was when the advice
came that to avoid them you must
eat a head of raw cabbage a day.
vyEARD Arkansas mentioned in a
m crowd yesterday and scme one
staggered.
Now, some times Arkansas is no
laughing matter. Man came along
I'D in the Ozarks and asked a little
boy where his father might be
found. Little boy said he couldn't
ell. Man offered him a dollar TO
bel. He got the information and
ystarted off towards the thicket.
Wait a minute want my dol
lar said the boy.
Il will give it to you when I come
back" said the man.
mo. / want it now-you see you
are not coming back
TO-DAY is the day the contract
will be awarded for the addition
70 the county jail.
And aside from the big port pro-
position We have with US Judge II.
4. Yates circulating a petition TO
get the Rangerville and Military
roads paved.
What are the editors going to find
to discuss on U Gays Wnen lndt
R~angerville road IS paved?
FOUND ON THE WIRES
NEW YORK-PianoS have tenn
terance. each one Of its own No
one can play a piece on a piano
the same way twice. In setting this
forth at a convention Of music
industries William Braid White.
acoustics expert. said the piano is
the most intelligent. most versatile
and most musical instruments.
ShANGHAI-The old German
church in the consulate area,
IF the first places OF Christian
worship in China. is 70 be RACED
for a 81 500. 1000 movie palace which
will have talkies from ii a. m. TIL
after midnight.
NEW YORK-Abraham Cohen.
candy merchant. Is a brave man A
negro pointed a pistol at him. seized
81 from the till and ran. Abraham
iSued half a mile and got the
~ ar back. He did not know till
tkt police came that the negro's
PISTOL was q toy affair filled with
cigarettes.