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New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

Strlngwood Ensemble, and Maurice Wallon, who has been soloist- of
 The Travellers Hour" on previous occasions and is the featured tenor of the Seth Parker" program. The numbers promised during the con- cert include the best loved songs from productions scored by such favorites as Sigmond Romberg, Ru- dolph Friml, Jerome Kern and Vic cor Herbert.
 The famous True Story radio tourists, Mary and Bob. are sched- uled to be in the vicinity of Detroit in their broadcast itinerary when their regular Friday night adveD- ture goes on the air at goo tonight over WABC and the stations of the Columbia Broadcasting system. Fol lowing the general plan of this ser les of broadcasts. the adventure be-, falling Mary and Bob will serve as prologue 10 introduce the drama tization of story.
 Jerry" Sullivan, the young drum mar with B. A. Rolfe's dance band, brosdcasting three times weekly over NEG networks, is 19 years old and halls from Rochester, x. Y. He is the youngest drummer on the air with a band of that size.
 He has been with Rolfe three years, first playing the aylophone and then switching over to the trap drums. His musical carer dates from the age of seven, and includes a three-year engagement in vaude- vile as a xylophone soloist. between the ages of thirteen and sixteen. It was during this time. while Sullivan was playing in a New York theater, that Rolfe discovered him and signed him up.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
3G5-WJZ. New NOrk-7G0

395-WJZ, New York-7G0 730--Rise and Shine - Dance or Chestra.
 45-Jolly Bill and Jane - Chil- drens program. S:0o-Phil Cook in character songs and dialogue S:15-Chats with Peggy Winthrop. S:30-The Hcadhners - Novelty orchestra. 45-Popular Bits - Vocal and instrumental. D a,15-Parnassus String Trio. 10:'00-The Manhatters. 11:00-The Recitalists. 12:o0-Organ melodies - Al Car ney, organist.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
4n0-NOR- NnuarL--1n

i@--N OR, NeNAIh-' lV 5.oo-NewaFy string trio .25-Homer period 50-Weeh-end petogrs - Ralph Sprague.
 6.O0-CuCle Don. s so-Sports ss5-Hotel Astor dance orchestra. 75o-Porto RIean Bohemians. T:4-The Skylarkers. s:0l-Bamberge Little Symphony vtrh Nat Broffman, baritone di- rected by Philip James. 9:h0-Wandering Gypsies 3o-Thirty musical minutes with Nyra Dorranca, soprano. directed by August Brandt tn A0-Speclalrv program. 70 45-GIobe Trot'ar T .0o-Wearher ropor' Midtown Hofhrau dance orchestra Il 3o-Moonbeanls - Directed by George ShacklAy.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
k6NklSSAD RRl'l0GRAIk ESSzz3S 8 s.zM@4

6 45-Niolin solos.
 1:oo-Organ,
 7;15-Brooks and Ross.
 .25-Baseball scores.
 7:3o-Phil Cook.
 7:45-HoteI Sinton orchestra. :59-Weather forecast.
 8:Qo-Mac and Al
 6:l5-OhIo night school E;3o-Gibson hotel orchestra S;45-Natural bridge program. 9.00-Champions.
 9:30-American scribe. 45-MusicaI program, lo:o0-Quakers. 3O-Novalty 1l:0o-MusicaI program. ll.I5-Tarioty 11:G0--Amos n Andy 't:45-Topics oc the Day - Floyd
 Gibbons t2:00-C4baret. r: :So-Castle Farm orchestra 1:o0-Hotel Gibson orchestra. .30-Manstield and Lee 2,00-Castle Farm orchestra.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
e26-WDRC. New Raven-1s3o

226-WDRC. New Haven-1s30 f:co-The Reporter. 1:5o-Neus and weather -.n0-The Story Time Program -:f5-Djrrer hour music. -.25-The World Bookman 7.&o-DInner hour music. S:oo-Sam and Sue. s.I5-Ray Gagnon, hanloIz, Wal
 ter Fisher pianist S Bridesmaid Smith, pianist 5 45-Harold Anderson. tenor
 Sterling CounCh. accompanist. H-00-T-alan melodies. 2 3n-News and weather. G.25-Harrv and Ted.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

S03-WBZ, SpringfieId-s9O 7:30-Rise and Shine. 7:4O-Road man. 7:45-Jolly Bill and Jane. S:0O-Phil Cook.
 8;15-Peggy Winthrop "Ro.
 nance and Marriage" 1O:0O-Manhatters. 0;3O-Stock quotations. s10: 0:35-ManhatteTA 11:0O-John Marion, pianist. 11:15-Recitalists 1lb5-State House Safety.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
FIRE BURNS SILO

Simsbury, Aug. PA silo, ice house, tool shed and part of a barn were burned by 9 fire of unknown origin at the farm of Mrs. James Stocking in Bushey Hill last night. Bremen fought the blaze for an hour and a half. The damage was estimated at s3,50O.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
KILLED BY GRI\DSIO\E

NorWalk. Aug. 29.-Kenneth Bail wItz. 20, was killed last night when an electrically driven grindstone flew into-the air and hit him on the head. He is survived by his parents.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
21a-WGN. Schenectadr=.an

h'S-N Il. NCilenettduS-t5u 5:00-Music box orchestra. 5:G0-Tha onen road 5:4S-Naws items: produce market
 report farm forum and stock re-
 ports.
 f.t5-Diauor music. ( 45-Uncla Abe and David. 7.1a-#asab scores and Saratoga
 race results. -.a--OlHe Tcttru pianist. 7.I5-Playboys. :3o-Novelty Variety program. ':00-Orchesrra. 0O-Eskimos. 9:30-Big Guns -0:oo-NusicaI program. -o.30-Pop the question. -t:0o-Wearher forecast, 11-Dance program,
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
SATURDAY. MORNING PROGRAM

2S3-WTiC. Hartford-1n60 7 0n-MusIcal time table. Go-"Cheerio.
 9:00-" Shopping with Susan t0.00-Organ reClts Collin Driggs, organist 10:3o-Housekee epers' Chat. 10:45-The Rangers. 11:00-"Food Rules for School Days" - Doris Segur Hutchinson auspices of Hartford County Farm Bureau 11.l5-"Household Commodities"
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
34e-W ABC. New Gork-s6n

soo-Carl Rupp and his WXYz
 Captivators - Dance music. s45-Aunt Zelena - Stories and
 songs for children hv colored
 nammy
 6:0o-Ozzjo Nelson'z Glen Island
 CTS
 45-The Tagabonds T,0O-The Crockett Mountsineers. 7:15-Ted Fiorito and his Holly-
 wood Gardens orchestra 730-Evangeline Adams, Astrolo-
 ger.
 7:45-fashion Plates - Freddie Rtch's orchestra with Ben Alley. tenor.
 s:00-Nit Wit hour. s:3o-U $ Army hand concert. s:oo--story hour -NAdventures of Mary and Bob. 1o.oo-Columbia male chorus Freight - Quartet and organist, 1t.00-Neus flashes tI.15-Heyvood Brouns radio col umn. t1:3o-Cot,on club band 12'0o-Wu Osborne and his orches- +ra t2 3o-Nocturne - Esther Leaf at ths organ.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
eGt-WHtNI. Rochester-1f5o

T.aa-JacN and Jill - Comedy ski 5-15-Samo as WIZ. 5.20-News.
 E .45-SaxophonIe - Sax Smith. f.00-Same as WIZ. 6-15-Stocks. time; ball scoresF [: :35-CanadIan stocks, police news 45-Sama as WIZ. t1:15-Organ recital - Tom Grler-
 son. h1-Weather forecast.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
454-WEAF, New York-66o

 5;oo-The Lady Next Door. 5:2o-International Broadcast from London. .45-Mountaineers. 6:o5-Black and Gold Room or chestra z 45--Uncle Abe and Davld. oo-Basebal scores. 7.n5-Ramblere Trio 7:15-Arca die Birkenholz. -30-Welcone Lewis. corrral+o. 5.00-Concert orchestra 3.0o-Eskimo 9;3o-Big Guns 1o'0O-To be announced. Lopez and his Hotel St. Regis orchestra, l1:15-Uncle Abe and David 12: oo-Wayne King and his orches- ira - 30-Palais dor orchestra
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

11;30-Farm flashes. :45-Fore- noon Five 2:00-Bond trio - Ralph Mixer,
 director.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

When In Hartford why not stop at Honiss's Oyster House for one Of our famous FIVE Course Lobster Shore Dinner" that is served every day from to 8 D. m, Sundays ex- cepted. for $50.
 Also !n our retail departm ent we have a fresh supply of Lobster Meat, ing Clans. Open Long Clans and Chowder Clans and Shrimp.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

395-WJZ. New Iork-76O 3o--Arnerican Legion junior world series
 30-Barney Rapp and his Hotel New Yorker orchestra 6.45-Topics in Brief - Floyd Gibbons.
 7.0o-Amos n Andy 7.t5-The American golfer - Les sons in golf by Alex Morrison. 7:30-Phil Cook. 7'45-Rise of the Goldbergs. 8;00-Baseball scores. S;05-Pickard family. S;3o-Le Trio Morgan. 45-Natural bridge program. 9.00-mterwoven program. :30-Musical program. 10:00-Quakers In:3o-Under the Jolly Roger. 11:oo-Musical program. music. 12:00-Hotel Paramount orchestra.
 42s-WLW. CinCinnati-70O 6:30-Livestock reports.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

Since 1913 annual wages have in- creased 150 per cent in Sweden.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

USE HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

This beautiful Queen Anne model, housing h e n C " 9. I u b e Screen-Grid mo del, illustrates again the high quality to be found in all the Silver tone models for I931.
New Britain herald., 1930-08-29
395-WJZ. New Nork-T6n

.-PaIais dor orchestra
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
DRUG RING HEAD.
!. ON WAY To j. s.

NEW YORK, Oct. 81. - New
York police are preparing a warm
welcome for the mystery man Of
Europe. ''Mr. Togo" the million
aire narcotic king, Is said to be
on his way to America after elud.
ing Scotland Yard detectives.
Although he Is reputed to be
one of the richest men in the
world, no exact description of
him exists, with the result that
the metropolitan police have no
means Of identifying him.
Togo" is just a mythical
name. A romantic figure, he has
created a narcotic ring on q
scale undreamed Of by his prede-
cessors. He is not only dealer,
but a manufacturer growing his
own raw materials.
There isl however, nothing
mythical about the mans great
wealth which consists Of acres Of
poppy fields in Bulgaria and large
chemical factories in Turkey. He
has applied his genius to the or
ganization of traffic in cocaine,
heroin, morphine and opium. He
does not deal in ounces or
pounds. but in tons.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
WATER FUNDS
ARE SOUGHT

ARLINGTON, Va. Oct. 81,
With numerous applications for
extensions Of water mains in the
county, the Arlington Board Of
Supervisors yesterday gave over
most Of their session to discus
sion Of ways and means Of rails
ing funds to carry on the work,
the present water fund being
nearly depleted.
It was indicated that unless
legal obstacles arose to prevent,
the board would attempt to bor-
row money on the county water
system in order to secure addi-
tional funds for extending mains
into sections where they are
needed. Supervisor B. M. He'd
rick said that inasmuch as the
county has the right to sell the
water plant, it also has the right
to cucumber it. but w. c. Cloth,
Commemorative attorney, ex-
pressed different opinion.
Mr.. Cloth was asked to invesri-
gate and have a report ready by
November z, when the board
meets again. A bond issue is
out of the question in view Of
the fact that an act of the State
legislature is necessary to author
ize it and the legislature does
not meet again until 1892.
At the same time, a letter from
the War Department requested
that $1,000 be deposited with It's
engineers in order that they may
go ahead with plans for extend
ing additional water lines into
Arlington. The county receives
its supply of water from the
War Department and the 1ddi-
tional lines which will be in
stalled shortly will cost $40 600,
including the $1,000 deposit.
Chairman Duncan stated that it
would be necessary to float a bond
issue to take care Of this.
A committee from Falls Church,
composed Of Mayor Daniel, C. e.
Gage, chairman of the c0uluit.
tee on water and public health
Of Falls Church: j.. v. Turner
and Frank L. Birch, appeared
before the board to. ask its CO.
operation in installing j munich
pal water system.
A peculiar situation exists at
Falls Church in view of the fact
that part of the town is in Airing
ton county and part In Tairfax
East Falls Church, the Arlington
section, is supplied with water
by the county, but a question
arises as to whether or not the
Arlington officials have the right
to go into the Fairfax section.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
Death Checks Reunion
Party as Brother
Falls Dead

There was no happy reunion
for two brothers here last night.
For death had stepped in.
John A. Murphy, Of Provi-
dence, r. l., had come here to
meet his brother, jeremiah p.
Murphy, Of the 100 block Col
umbia Rd., who retired last
week after 20 years service in
the Bureau Of Engraving and
Printing.
A reunion party had been set
for last night, then the brothers
were going back to Providence
together.
But yesterday John went to
the races at Laurel. The ex-
element proved too much and
suddenly he fell dead. Death
was attributed to heart trouble.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
Staying of Banker
Is Laid to ReUen0e

CHICAGO, Oct. 3 OQ.NS0.
Revenge for q fancied wrong
rather than robbery was regarded
tonight by authorities as the
probable motive for the fatal
stabbing Of Courtney r. Merrill,
vice president Of the Union State
Bank in South Chicago.
When Merrill was attacked by
two men it was thought he was
stabbed because he failed to raise
his hands quickly enough at the
command of bandits. Tonight,
however, the police were working
on a theory that the slGyers were
two young men who had failed
to obtain a loan from the bank.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
Turks
IN WILD DUCK

The duck shooting season
opens tomorrow and sportsmen
are warned that the birds are in
fected with a disease that might
prove dangerous.
A considerable number have
been found dead on the Potomac
River during the past few days,
and examination by the Biologi-
cal Survey of the United States
Department Of Agriculture has re-
vealed that they were afflicted
with a severe inflammation Of
the intestinal tract caused ty
parasites.
The survey says birds shot on
the wing probably will cause no
i'll effects, but those killed on the
water should not be eaten.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
Col. Tupper Speaker
At KiLUG71iS Lunch

Col. w. S. Tupper yesterday ad-
dressed the Kiwanis Club at a
luncheon meeting at the Washing
ton Hotel on South America"
Eugene H. Ruark announced
that the club will hold a ladies'
night at the Mayflower Hotel. No
yember II. Charles F.. Dowd, Sec
retary-treasurer Of the A. F. JorSs
Iron Works, was introduced as a
new member by Edwin H. Etz,
chairman of the education COM
mittee.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
Last Rites Today
For William NichOL

ROCKVILLE, Md, Oct. 81.
Funeral services will be con-
Quoted tomorrow at II a. m. at
the Colonial Funeral Home Of
w. r. Pumphrey, jr., for William
Nichol, 0 years old, Of Edison
Lane, who was killed Wednesday
afternoon by Humphreys ambu-
lance, which was answering an
emergency call. Interment will
be in Forest Oak Cemetery,
Gaithersburg, Md.
Surviving the boy are his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. William II.
Nichol, and five brothers and
sisters.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
Chicago Begins Drive
For 'JObLeSS' Funds
Times Staff Photo

CHICAGO, Oct. 81 QNLS0.
Approval of numerous bond issue
proposals designed to furnish
work to the unemployed was ex-
pected today by Gov. Louis EN-.
merson's commission on unem-
ployment and relief.
Ringside seats to the Tuffy
Griffiths- Young Stribling bout
~ vember IL are to be auctioned
off to the highest bidder to
swell Chicago's unemployment re-
lief fund.
The Washington times., 1930-10-31
ACID CONDITION.
the common cause Of pain and
discomfort sfter estins--

get RID of your dread of pain after
eating. Eat without fear of indigestion"
sour stomach, disagreeable gas or headaches.
When your food ferments, "disagrees."
lies like lump in your stomach, it's sign
of too much acid. You need not resort to
crude methods-take instead an anti-acid
that will correct the condition. Phillips
Milk Of Magnesia.
A spoonful Of this pleasant-tasting, sooth-
ing fluid neutraIizes many times its volume
of acid. It restores the proper alkaline
balance to an acid-soaked stomach and
bowels-assists these organs to function as
they should.
Phillips Milk of Magnesia is what you
need when bad breath, coated tongue,
headaches, nausea or biliousness indicates
an over-acid condition. Take a spoonful
today and for several days and see how it
sweetenS the system. You won't be nearly
so liable to colds or sickness. All drug
stores-in 25c and Soc bottles.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1930-02-07

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of all persons in default of taxes and water
rent due and owing to the Mayor and
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Of Forest Wardens and
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26

not been in terrain where 1t was pos
sible for Quantrell to ambush them.
That he had not done so was either
because the young desperate had
other fish to fry or because of the
criminals instinct to keep on the
dodge as long as he could and avoid
an open conflict with the forces Of law.
1t was all very well to talk about
being cautious, but it was an intrinsic
part of the game he. played that he
had to take chances even when he did
not know he was taking them.
AS O'Hara, on fresh horse, plowed
through the drifts on the divide be.
tween the Diamond Tail and the Cir
Gle o, he knew that there never had
been time when he wanted less to
fall victim to Quantrell's marksman-
ship than now. For his heart was
lifted within him. He had seen her
concern for him, and he had not dared
to trade upon it lest she qualify her
words till they meant nothing. In
stead of putting her on the defensive
he had edged away from the subject
in order that she would not take away
the hope that had leaped up in him.
1t was sheer cowardice. He knew
that, the while he excused himself on
the plea that of all things he must
not be precipitate.
Riding through the night, he rebuilt
the scene, her words and manner. the
infections of her voice. Had she
meant more than friendliness? He
would not let himself think so. Yet
there blazed in him new and glorious
hope.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26

Measurements Of Time by Old Water-Clocks

An early means adopted for the
measurement Of short periods Of time
was by noting the quantity of water
discharged through small orifice In
the containing vessel, says an article
in the Montreal Family Herald. If
the vessel would empty itself between
sunrise and sunset, certain number
of markings equally distant on the
side of the vessel would enable one
to tell what portion of the day had
passed by the height of water. This
crude measure Of time was called a
water-clock.
When the Roman general. Julius
Caesar. was carrying out his conquest
of Gaul. he crossed to Britain for the
first time in the latter part Of the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
"city of Spires"

There are so many fine spires and
towers on the churches and palaces in
Copenhagen that 1t has been described
as the "City of Spires" Although 1t
is an ancient city. Copenhagen is now
modern in appearance. The earlier
houses built Of wood were destroyed
by fire in the Eighteenth century and
have been replaced with brick and
stone buildings. Copenhagen is noted
for its beautiful parks and gardens,
among which the most famous are the
Tivoli gardens, laid out in 1913. AT
night they are lighted with thousands
of fairy lights and the theaters, res
taurants, concert and dance halls in
1t offer countless attractions. Indeed,
one could easily call 1t ..Denmark's
Fairyland."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26

summer of IS B. @. In his account
Of the expedition he tells of many
things he had observed among the
Britons, and one was the water-clock.
Through accurate measurements by
this clock he found that the midsum-
mer nights in Britain were shorter
than in the south of Gaul or Italy. He
ascertained the fact but he did not
know the cause.-the spherical form of
the earth and its revolving on an axis
not at right angles to the plane Of its
orbit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26


me. I'm all right-get food at the
ranch when get there"
you'll eat here" she told him
firmly. "Lie down on that sofa while
make supper for you"
"No. You're not strong enough.
You mustn't"
I'm perfectly strong. David is
three months old today. How long
do you want me to be an invalid?"
She tossed some newspapers from the
lounge and ordered him to lie down.
Reluctantly, still protesting, he did
as he was told. Barbara threw a
Navajo rug over him and left the
room, taking the lamp with her
Through the door he could see her
moving about the kitchen with the
light grace that characterized her.
His lids dropped. He fought against
fatigue. She was a woman to
dream about, deep-bosomed and sup
ple-limbed, incomparably alive !.
truSty as STEEL Z. Was 1t any
wonder that every fiber of his being
had for a year longed for her as
Abelard had yearned for Heloise?
God must have meant love to fulfil
her life. If so.
When she returned, shading the
flame of the lamp with her hand. he
was sound asleep. Barbara looked
down at him, a smile in her eyes, A
glow warm and tender pervaded her,
a diffused happiness. Never had she
known anyone at all like him. Sensi-
tive as girl. quick with the shyness
and the generosity Of youth, he was
none the less as self-reliant and COM
petent as Dave Ingram himself had
been. Gentleness was an essential
quality of him, but no more so than
the gay courage that emergencies
seemed to set bubbling in his veins.
He was a bookman-liked to read
classics that till lately had been only
names to her-but he had flung him
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
by
VILLAIN MaCL cod RaiIle
Copyright by William Macleod Raine
WNU Service

dered her husband. Even the men,
ton Of his name might stab her.
Il just wanted to tell him to keep
an eye out for rustlers. I've reason to
think some are heading this way"
''You mean the Quantrell gang?" she
asked quickly.
Eyes. Probably they'll not show up
on your range. More likely the Circle
s o country"
"How do you know? Tell me about
it." Again her gaze swept up from his
muddy boots and feathers to his UNI
shayen face and sunken eyes. She
interrupted herself to fling at him a
question. How far have you ridden
today"
"From the Nal Pals"
"When did you eat last?"
"This morning. was in hurry
to get through. Don't bother about
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
cANNY

A Scotsman approached an attend
ant of a bowling green and quietly
handed him twopence.
whats this for?" asked the attend.
ant.
"a game O. bowls, laddie," replied
the Scot.
Eyes, but the fee is sixpence. Read
that board"
II haze done, laddie," nodded the
Scot with wink. ut says fees for
the green, sixpence a game. but I'm
nae green"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
Scotsman's Rise

The manager of an Aberdeen firm
called his bookkeeper into his private
room.
SANDY" he said. "the accountant
is leaving and Pm gaun tae gle you
his job"
The young bookkeeper's face lit up
with expectation.
"Thank you, sir" he replied. "And
what will the salary be now?"
The manager shook his head.
"The same as you're gettin, but
yell ha'e hat-peg to yourself how,"
he retuIned.-London Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
For His Own Good

"You must serve on the jury
Big Business"
"But, Judge, ! am rushed to d.
81 know 1t. You need a re-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
For a Practical Test

The President-You told your
that a family on tour could live
on $71S a year. Are you sure OF Il
The Pro ssor of Domestic Econd
Absolutely. Reliable statistics prd
it.
The President-I'm glad to hear
because we are cutting your salary
per cent for the coming year.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
Zip

Mistress interviewing cook S
posing wanted you to cook an ell
crate dinner for about fifteen peoI
would you be lost?
Cook-You bet! That's just 'ow
last folks lost me.-Humorist.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
So sudd|

So Sudd
Dearest. l love
dawn of creation. 81
this world, since {
time, l have known
Darling, will you bel
"Oh. Tom, this is
finder Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26
Barharic Gloon,

The savage said. 81 really find
Mine Is a gloomy lot;
They loot me il I'm good and kin0
And shoot me IL I'm notr
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-12-26

Wife tsight seeing) What does
this monument stand for, dear?
: Dumb Hubby-Don't you see it's so
strongly built of marble it couldn't
possibly fall? rs