Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-10
The Once Over

GOLF CONVERSATION YOU NEVER HEAR
Copyright, 1880. by The Associated Nevspapers)
well. playing alone?"
Eyes. I'm really too good for most players"
Don't you want to play along with usa We're
really phenomenal"
IT really think I'm out Of your class. but II you
don't mind a one-sided contest I don't"
mo ct ell. We're apt to be pretty slow and hold
you up, but come along"
Thanks. How's your game godng?"
Never better. How is yours7"
Amazing. I haven't been able to find q flaw In It
this season"
Same here. I don't know a department Of golf.
which I have not mastered. My form is fawless."
Mine, too. There was a time when the game pre-
sented certain difficulties. but no longer. It's 50
simple I often wonder what it is that holds my in
terest."
what do you 60 around in?"
ct can almost guarantee a IA. but today I feel con-
fident Of a 70. even If I don't get q break. What's
yours?"
well, I got a II in my last fifteen games. 1t makes
me feel pretty sore. I should 60 around in So or go"
That's below par"
.of course. But what does par mean? Nothing.
It's merely a term. a figure Of speech"
True enough. Too much is made Of breaking par.
It is simple il you don't think about II. The trouble
Will ~ &O4&CA0A - bAAab - @A~J 49,
eagle they regard it as unusual"
Are you better with your woods or irons?"
II have no trouble with either. ] think ! get more
accuracy with my wooden clubs and without teetng
up"
Il have the same conviction. I particularly Ike q
wood for a shot out OF q sand trap"
$50 do I. It's the only really absorbing shot IN golf
outside Of a brassie shot out Of the mud"
The professionals tell you to use On iron when In
trouble, but I find it makes me ttrnid."
Il haze the same reaction. Get me in a deep trap
and hand me a mashie -niblick, and I have a feeling
I am sure to miss. But let me use a driver and I
have all the confidence in the world"
"Are you worried by water holes?'
II love EN-. The trouble with American courses is
that they haven't enough water hazards. There
ought to be one for every four holes. at least. They
make the game more interesting and they develop
confidence"
What do you use across a water hole Of say $50
yards2"
II like a putter for anything UP to 40 over water"
well. let's 60. Would you like a little drink before
we start7"
Eyes. / always am more accurate when I'm a little
stewed,"
so am I. Well. here you are. Take a good drink"
rs il good stuff"
NO. it's terrible. I get 1t for So q bottle and ut that
it is overpriced."
I'm glad to hear It. After the game. stop at my
locker. I've got something that will blind you"
Epitaphs For Spring Tourists
Here sleeps Luther
Willis Gluck:
" rae argued with
The fire truck.
ss
Meath this urn
Rests wingate Gus:
He tried to crowd
A five-ton bus.
The naval treaty is now before the Senate and
some Of the worst oratory Of the year Is regarded as
inevitable.
Add smiles: As easily depressed as United States
Steel shares.
A stray cat went to the White House the other day
and left five kittens. President Hoover will probably
name a commission to act in the matter.
The stock market obeyed the May Day radical CRY,
Down with everything"
1t is now possible to talk by telephone from Italy
to America. A call from Mussolni on the suspension
OF Primo Camera should come any minute now.
Old Stuff
The eclipse Of the sun didn't arouse any great Gu
ever since last october.
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