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HLANCING over the files OF VAL
In ley newspapers find ever and
anon where the chief source OF
news for some papers in the Valley
seems TO be the errors. or supposed
errors. OF another newspaper.
Never heard OF any newspaper
becoming Of any particular worth
while TO the community which IL
serves unless II looks after its own
affairs a little more than i does
the other fellows. OF course We
may be wrong. But that has been
the history OF newspaper building.
Two or three cases Of this exist.
In some instances IL sounds like q
little dog barking at a big dog. And
in one or two other cases II sounds
like two dogs OF q size wrestling 70
a dog fall. In almost every ase
the bone Of contention is private
business hoped to be gained. or
about 10 be lost. The engineer of
this column likes to see a good bust
ness fight, but 70 see u BY selling
ones own product and not BY be-
lifting the other fellow.
a MINATED Annie says that IN
"a these rushing days when noisy
- contention becomes nothing but
a noisy noise II rarely ever even an
noyS.
ATOW Is the time Of year that the
IN bows, who n month ago came
~ back home from college. glad
to Be free again. begin 70 wonder
If school was so bad after all.
Chief cause Of
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Love Says People
Only Ones for Him

B~ROWNWOOD, June 25.-Rg-
State Senator Thomas B. Love. can
didate for governor, addressing a
crowd here this afternoon, assert
ed that nobody is for me but the
people"
He declared he would lead IN the
primary in practically all Of the Al
counties he had recently visited.
The candidate followed closely the
lines Of his opening address deliver
ed at Austin, reviewing his record
in the state legislature. He reiterat-
ed he would not vote for the Fergu-
sons nor for al Smith. II they were
nominees Of the democratic party.
He said he was the only anti
Tammany' candidate IN the race
and declared that prohibition was a
fundamental issue.
The people should elect a good
democrat for governor" he assert
ed. adding that the supreme court
had pronounced him a good demo-
crat. and that he was 'the only adj
Indicated democrat in the race
He urged tint highways should not
be built with adj valo-em taxes and
that counties should not have to pay
for state highways.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

ter and a sure fielder. Temo Canth
in center Is as good a Judge OF fly
balls as n could find in a days
travel. He Is off 1T the crack OF the
bat and often pulls down what
should be hits. Sam Lesser, Schrei-
ner flash from FL Jardin. has signed
with the locals and will likely crack
into the outfield. He looks like a
good hitter and can field with the
rest of EN-. The infield Is composed
OF DE la Rosa ali third. Rocha at
short, Ball az second and Woods at
first. Many Bronc fans will tell you
there are no better fielders in the
league than DE Ia Rosa and Rocha.
Both can hit. De "a Rosa almost
wen a game from San Benito early
in the season single handed with
his hitting. He slashed out four
SafetieS IN that tilt. Rocha covers n
world Of territory around keystone
sack and has a rifle throwing arm.
Ball on second fills In nicely. His
fielding Is fair and he gets his blngle
ever SO often. Incidentally. he Is
leading the league in sacrifice hits.
Woods on first is just the man 10
settle the youngsters down. He r.
a steadying influence.
ROCHA IS one Of the fastest men
In the league. How he hustles
around the bags is nobody's bust
ness. Ample evidence of his nimble
heels is the fact that he is leading
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

SUCCESS

The operation for the rejuv-
enation Of youth has been per-
formed on the seventy-year-old
patient. AS he comes from
under the influence OF the ether,
he begins to weep bitterly.
"a kind face nurse bends over
him. Don't be distressed" she
says comfortingly. "The opera
ton is a complete success in
every detail. When you leave
here you'll be feeling ever 50
many years younger"
But the old man only contin-
ties to wall, The tears rolling
down his checks and losing
themselves in his white whis-
kers.
Don't cry" pleads the nurse.
The pain you feel now viii
soon pass away"
I'm not crying because OF the
pain" explains the disconsolate
one between his racking sobs.
I'm afraid Ill be late TO
school"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
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GRIMM'S LAST FAIRY
TALE

Out Of the storm swept night.
a pail Of horror fell on the ghost
ly mansion. Banging shutters
and cracking stairs sent queer
sounds through the eerie rooms
and Railways. Suddenly a shot
rang out-a gurgling scream,
and then only the distant howl
ing OF dogs. A secret panel
opened and an ape-like figure
slipped from its shadows. With
a thud, a headless body struck
the staircase and rolled TO the
bottom. A door on the floor
clock opened and a skeleton slid
out. From the moldy cellar came
the sound of ~fingernails scratch
ing on collins. For an instant a
beam of light fell on a hideouS'
face Then a blood spattered'
chandelier plunged through the
floor. Lon Clancy was spending
a quiet evening at home
L. California Pelicdr-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
OH, YEAH?

/. 4 barn swallow cannot
swallow barns and I barn cannot
swallow
2. A day-bed is not used in
the daytime and TASK anyone
who has slept In one) it Is NOT
a bed!
3. Most college students do
not 60 to college and they are
NOT students.
4. "A student newspaper Is not
handled by students and Il is
NOT a newspaper
5. Final examinations do not
examine and they are NOT
final
(On receipt of a self-ad-
dressed stamped envelope, we
shall be glad to steam off the
stamp and keep it,
-WEcorSiE Octopus.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
SideWheeIer Tom Green Churns
Way to Victory Over Betsy Ann

drcned overhead and automobiles
followed slowly along the banks.
The Betsy Ann was not in sight
as the Tom Greene crossed the
Coney Island finish line amid the
cheers of 5000 spectators, despite a
squirt toward the end that somewhat
cut down the victor's lead.
The winner covered the Il miles
in two hours and three minutes,
finishing % minutes ahead Of the
Betsy Ann.
The triumph was the second for
the Tom Greene over the Betsy Ann.
Last year the two boats finished so
close that the shorter Betsy Ann,
although second to reach the finish
line. was the first entirely across.
Three years ago. when the river
racing vas revived, the Chris
Greene. a sister ship of the Tom
Greene, defeated the Betsy Ann.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Kennard Acquitted

W. II. Kelnard, San Benitrl and
Harrington insurance dealer, has
been acquitted OF charges or swind-
ling in the Cameron county court
at law.
Due TO the proximity Of his case
III the records to an0the1 In which
a couple were charge with adult
cry. misunde. and . ave arisen,
Kennard states. H was is no way
connected with the second case.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
New Mexico Man
Held for Robbery

ABILENE, juno 25-CF1-A man
giving the name of Rex Weldon OF
Hobbs. ". Mex. was hell here to-
night on charges OF robbery with
firearms and theft or an automobile.
He was unable to furnish S5.f00
bond In the first case and $1,000 IN
the second.
Weldon was charged with the
hold-up here this afternoon of
Huey j. Rogers and the theft OF
Rogers CT. He was arrested at
Stamford. J. y. Draper. highway
patroiman. charged that the pris-
cner drew a 81 ". Fnrr- saw 5i-
we're taken from Weldon's boot
5oles.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
SPUDS, Bluffs AND CATS
WINNERS TN TEXAS LOOP

Wichita Falls and Houston con-
tinue to lead the Texas league, Y I'll
undefe- ted, as q result OF victories
Saturday. The fast moving Spud-
derS, whose momentum gained in
the first half seems to be holding
them UP, romped on the Sports CD.
Houston doWned Beaumont 8-T af-
ter a hard uphill battle.
AS a result of her loss. Beaumont
sunk into a tie with Fort Worth
for second place. The Gates de-
feated DallS 1910. Both Of these
clubs have two and lost two.
Dallas and Shreveport took drub-
bings, sinking 10 $50 standings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

-Tobin, McCabe. Hits and runs
off Thormahlen z hits 6 runs a
earned in 4 innings; off Adkins 8
hits 6 runs Call earned in ) l-3 in
nings: Murray 3 hits 3 runs call
earned) in 2-3 inning. Winning
pitcher-McCabe. Losing pitcher
Murray. Struck oEt-By Thormah-
len 3; by Adkins 8: by Tauscher !.
Base on baIls-off McCabe 2; Ad-
kins !: Murray 1. Left on base
Fort Worth 6: Dallas 8. Earned
runs-Fort Worth 10; Dallas 6.
Double plays-Clarke to Kelly, Ur-
ban 10 Morse.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Cats Claw Steers

DALLAS, June 23. -lPl- Fort
Worth tdoay won 10 to 10 in a duel
Of hits with Dallas in which the
Cats clouted IL and the Steers IA.
j.. Moore. Michaeis and Taitt for
the Steers ard Kelly and Bonowitz
tor the Cats knocked homers. The
steers again called out q plentiful
supply OF pitchers. Adkins, Murray
ana Tauscher, while the Cats used
Ihormahlen and McCabe.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

The holy compact Of marriage
has more than once been broken
up by a less holy and more con-
crete compact in the coat pocket
of a supposedly tired business
man returning from his club.
- Colby White Mule.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Spuds Keep On

SHREVEPORT, La. June 28-Pl
Wichita Fails strengthened their
holds on first place when they
punched eight hits 10 defeat Shreve-
port 8 10 ?, u the first OF a three
game series. The Sports made only
two TALES and one was z homer b.
Holman.
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PORTS CHATS
With Hal EuStQce

ed out when you can tap your op-
ponent low? A very handy way TO
lose and not badly endanger ones
standing The foul is all too popular.
Boxing commissions should do some
Of the things they have been talking
about for the past four years.
THE ELEVEN fights mentioned
above and the "fouled" gate receipts
follow below. The first n2Eled Is the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

CINCINNATI, O., June 2S.-tP-
The Tom Greene, sturdy side wheel
er, %triumphed over pluck and ira
dition on the tawny Ohio river to-
day to win her second consecutive
championship OF the stream over
the historic Betsy Ann.
The trim. white Tom Greene. but
seven years old. left her older rival
q mile behind in a 2l-mile race up
stream. 1t was the greatest mar
gin Of victory in the history Of
packet racing here.
The race, the third for the mod
ern championship of the river, re-
called the days of the Robert E. Lee
and the Natchez. top hats and hoop
skirts as passengers called 10 each
other from opposite decks while the
packets snorted and churned their
way. The prize itself was a plaque
hewn from timber OF the Robert e.
Lee. depicting her struggle with the
Natchez on the Mississippi in 1870.
Fast Start
The Tom Greene. known to West
Virginians and Orleans as the
Hopping Tom because Of her rap
Id acceleration. gained several feet
at the start. The Betsy Ann man
aged to keep matters pretty much
on even terms. however. until they
reached the curve at the western
limit OF Cincinnati.
Then the Tom Greene, with her
stern wheels roaring and some
belching. spurted to the lead by sew
eral lengths by the time they reach
ed the city.
The shores were lined with spec
tators here and there who remem-
bered the glamorouS days OF the
river, while IN contrast an airplane
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
ANOTHER SMOKER

Dean Of Women: And do You
have any bad habits?
Coed Con carpet): Wen,
drink a little; | 60 out with
strange men in their roadsters;
i attend fraternity dances &C
casionaIy and / smoke
every now and them
d. or W.. What! You smoke!
How dreadful
Green Goat
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

Big Chief Laughing Horse:
Pretty dull waiting for the war
to begin. isn't it.
Big Chief Dog Soup: Yeah,
let's 60 some place and dance.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

-NorthsUestern Purple Parrot.
Son: Ma, What's the idea Of
maxim me sleep up here every
night?
Mother: Hush, Bobby, you
only have to sleep on the mantel-
piece two more weeks and then
your picture will be in a Believe
5f-0T-N0t cartoon.
Colgate Banter.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Fans FuuIed

ELEVEN outstanding fights with
In the past year have terminated In
fouls. The fallen ~gladiators were not
the only ones who drew a dirty
blow. The fans we're hit low in that
very vital spot known as the pocket
book. More than a million dollars
have been spent to see fights which
ended in fouls. Obviously, something
should be done TO keep the chisel-
ing ham-and boys from yelling
bloody murder when tapped near
the midsection. George Engel, an
old timer, who once managed Harry
Greb and other stars. says: Ninety
nine out of a hundred aren't fouled
when they make the claim. Why.
with the equipment the fighters
wear today you can't foul them.
Just start counting over them and
you'll see how quickly they'll get
up"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

$50 that silver dollar was
right under Abie's noser"
NO, only under the first
couple of inches OF IL"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

Sharp: / wanna buy a hat.
Flat Would you Ike a HON.
burg, sir?
Sharp: Nav, ! amt hungry.
] just wanna buy a hat.
-Lo1d FriToL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

"Didja hear about that shoe
store downtown opening up a
livery stable department 7"
~Aw, you're crazy. They
wouldn't do anything hike that
in a shoe store"
But they havei They have
a display of mules IN the vim
dow
Rice OuL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Bluffs s, Beaumont 7

HOUSTON. June 23-tP- Art
Remnants superb relief pitching
wcs rewarded Saturday when Hous-
ton scored five runs in the final
three frames 10 beat Beaumont.
3 TO Z. Reinhart allowed only two
hits in five and two-third innings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

Two base hits-Easterling. Mish-
kin ?. Morrow. Holley. Reinhardt.
Three base hits-Wade. Newman,
Soluble. Stolen bases-Staplet 4,
Mullen. Sacrifices-Wise. Mishkin.
Reinhart. Double plays-Schuole to
Holley 10 Stapleton; Staplet0n Cun-
assisted Mullen to Stapleton. Base
on balls-off LinErel ?. Newman z,
Mallett ?. Reinhart I. Struck out
by Newman 2. By Mallett /. Runs
batted invade 8. Morrow 2. New
man 2. Hunt RI. Holm 2: Easterling:
Stapleton: Mishkin. Kaufman. IN
lings pitched-bv Lingrel 3 1-3. New
man z. Hits-off Lingrel 9. runs
z. off Newman II and Z. Winning
pitcher-Reinhart. Losing pitcher
Mallett. Left on base-Beaumont 4:
Houston IL.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
Those BroncS

Those BroncS
WHILE the Brownsville BronC
entry in the Rio Grande Valley
League has not startled the fans
with its showing in the record
books. the Broncs are playing good
ball under Ranch Boss Geo. Desha.
The city commissioner has a yer
for the national pastime which
dates back to his playing days-and
that wasn't so far back. Golf and
baseball are his hobbies. we have
ample material and Will let the
other eight clubs know we are very
much in the race" Desha says He
believes in lots Of hustle and l. get
ting the Broncs around to his point
Of view. Hurry Up Yost Of Mich
igan has nothing on Let's Co.
Desha.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

purses offered star" fighters and
their inability to really box. They do
not care how the exhibition looks
to the fans. The fighters tso-caTcdl
are working the purse for all it's
worth. For instance, why be knock
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
o MORE worlds

MORE worlds
70 conquer. That
Is the somewhat
blank future
which c~onfronts
Bobby j o ne e.
greatest 6 olfer
the world has
known. He has
won every major
golfing honor
most of them
three or four
times Rnhhv has
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

Kloza. Geygan. Home runs-Hol-
man, Geyman. Sacrifice - Baker.
Double plays-Ieygan 70 Stoarti 10
Burns; Levey to Storti to Burns:
Storti TO Levey 10 Burns; Starr to
Hyarte. Stolen baSe-Geygan. Runs
batted in-Gevgan 4: Holman. Per-
~, Burns ?. Hit by pitched ball
bv Steengrafe, (Holman) Base I
balls-off Underhill 2. off Stem
CRATE 3. Struck out-by Underhill
.: BY Steengrafe ,. Left an base
wichita Falls 1; Shreveport 3.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

It's an III wind that blows no
body good looks at lingerie
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

> What the well dressed college
man is wearing-our nerves
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Son: , paid three hundred
dollars for a saxophone-
Father That's too much mon
ey to blow in.
=StGnford CHafG1r1L
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

We're poorer for the passing
of a lot Of time honored things,
among them contribution plates.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

Are those just your work
clothes or do you live in a.
fraternity housed"
M. I. T. Zoo Doc.
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I knew that / loved her the
minute / saw her, standing small
and slim in the doorway OF my
house She seemed so young
and wide-awake- Her dress, her
actions and her glorious full
throated voice al gave evidence
OF a dynamic flow of youthful
energy. About twenty years old,
/ said to myself. Just the right
age v.
Yesr I asked As I opened
the door.
rs this where the Browns
Hve% she inquired somewhat
5ashfully-
Eyes This IS the Browns
home Whom do you wish TO
see? / am Leonard Brown
II want TO see your mother,
then Mrs r d. Brown
Wont you please come In
and / VIII call her"
Thank you. The wei
known words fen on nv ears
ike Z caresS oh, how beauti-
full and young she was / hur-
red to find my mother. / must
get acquainted with her immed+
ately. Ny mother must intro
duce me this very minute Such
were nv thoughts rs | accom-
panied Mother back into the
room where the graceful, slim
wisp of beauty sat waiting.
Grace Landlow, of all per-
sonsl" my Mother greeted her,
and they both embraced. After
a moments exciting chatter, my
mother called to me. Leonard,
come over here and meet my old
college ~roommateS
Pomona Sd1ehen
-
Without which one hundred
comic magazines would have
failed in 1Q2Q-
Long skirts
The stock market crash.
StowawayS.
The Carnegie Foundation re-
port.
Other humorous magazines
Blackwell Belle Hop.
Papoose: Baw -w-w-w I
wanna drink.
Eskimo Mother Shut up, its
only six months TIL morning.
Illinois Siren.
The talking pictures have a
never ending possibility, but we
shudder to think Of a slow mo
ton film of a man suffering"
Lafayette Lwe.
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PEASE PORRIDGR


There are some radicals who
are forever demanding change,
and how thc taxi drivers hate to
give it to thernl ss;sssA
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5, Mlchaels. Meyers. Bonowlth 2.
Iobin. Kelly 4. Tavener ,. Mallon
4. Urban. Taitt. Two base hits
Fo-er. Meyers. McCahe. Tavener.
Clarke. Three base hit-NIallon.
Home runs. Moore >, Michaels.
BOnowitz, Kelly ?, Taitt. Sacrifices
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

There are none so blind as
they who will not see 4 reliable
bootlegger.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

the league in stolen bases. To date
he has pilfered seven bags. kitchens
Of La Feria Is another flash on GhH
bags.
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Shoeman: Wen, here are
your shoes all soled- Where's
the money?
Scotchman: Yes, where IS It?
Your sign says, Shoes soled
while you wait for one dollar"
I'm still waiting for that dollar.
u. Of S. Calf. Wdmpas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

what became Of that silk
smoking jacket that you gave
your husband for Christmas?
"Oh, / had to take il away
and make it into cushion covers.
He actually wanted to sit and.
smoke in it."
Boston Beonpot,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

THAT fellows driving his car
SO carefully that ! think he must
be a new driver"
NO, he just paid cash for the
o2-.
-Michigcn GDgoyie.
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~What would 7 have 10 do
to gain your hearth
BE a surgeon"
-MichigcH Gdrgoy'r-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

Able Come from De
shade Wit your new sun suit onl"
-NorthTeSte,r Purple PGyyoL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

so you want a new tub for
your boys bathroom"
Yes, his voice is changing"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

THE RETURN OF Maurice Pipkir
should do much to improve the
Brownsville outfield. Pip has just
returned from an automobile trip
through the norh. He l. a good hit
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29
DAZZLING, DAZZLING

She was 4 good telephone op-
orator, but she wanted to quit.
But her boss was so persuasive
that she decided TO keep on
plugging.
Reserve Red Cat.
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Here's Why

THERE IS a very good reason for
this era Of fouls II is the CONNER
cialism Of the game and the huge
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

captured the U. S. open three times
1923. '26 and 20. the u. : am
ateur four times-1924. g. 81 and
26. the British open three times
1925. '27 and 80. and the British
amateur once-1930. What more re-
mains. even for the worlds great
est?
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"Now laugh these off," said
the wife as she wired some but
tons on her husbands vest
Ala. Rdm1rc7-Jrsrsrey.
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AND STRANGELY enough. the
29-year-old Atlanta lawyer IS still an
amateur al heart. With as much ex-
perience as he has had. II would be
very easy for one TO become hard
ened toward the game. To get q pro-
fessional viewpoint. But not Bobby
He still whales away and breaks
a club every now and then after a
poor shot. The Georgian could
cash in" on Easy Stem if he cared
to turn professional. He could be H.
n~ancially independent within five
years IL he would but leave the
ranks Of the simon pures. But he Is
an amateur at heart and plans u
stick 10 law as a business and golf
as a pleasure. The struggling bar
rister plans more law and less golf
III the future.
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Have a good summer?"
NAV. l was Tudoring IN
lTii-h history"
Lafayette Tyre.
-
Il see Bob's got a burn in his
hat. How Gomez
"Aw, he's too hot headed"
N. Y. Medley.
The Freshman Song: For
HG-c q Jolly Good FeHor!
Go Tech. YeEIor JockeL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

The Puritan maid got put I'm
the stocks for smiling at he-
lover during church
The modern maid gets Put In
the tabloids for shooting hers az
the altar.
M. Z. z. Zoo Doc.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

did YOU know that Columbus
was crooked
Jaw, he wasn't either.
"Sure he was. He double
crossed the ocean
-ZiP'N Tang.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-29

LADY Visitor: NY. this smok-
ing-room is beautifully arranged.
Sorority Sue: Yes, if only we
were allowed TO use IL
u. Of S. Calf. WGmpa&