davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1930-12-19
KU VIANOCIAM.

KU VLANOClAM.
LEN co sa MIME Ieto, Pudia zacnu spominat VIA
NoCE. Tolko ony znacia zivote coveka.
Vianoce si pamiatkou Kristovbo prichodu svet,
pamiatkou donesena nadee VERY lepSiu buducnost
tomto zivore.
Prave ked' prSel On, ludstvo zilo najvaGsom zu-
iastve Boo niekol ko panov ostatn boil voaci
ci Ma ednej bolo hJrene druhej vrazdenie,
ma trete nevoa beznadenost' zufalstvo Ldsky bra
1edliuOa neboO.
A Jezis doniesol oboe A S tym nadej veru. La
sku ku vsetkemu tvorstvu, spravedivos jednych vo6
druhyn, nadej raj ma zeni a veru posrnrtny zlvot
W e cd tch cias skoro dvetisic rokov semd, ktore
zasal o rastie. Dnes uz krest anskych krajinach
otrokov MET; dnes uz vojak upezve nevrazd ale bde
mad poko jom bezpecnost ou Pudu.
!. Semeno lasky spravodivosti ktore zasial Krstus
urobilo tak premenu. Ha dska je to- co Pudt1o sbai
Kto mluje neve byt nespravedvy, neve otroct nevle
krivdit' nevie zabiat'. Kto miue vie obetovat "a
rodinu narod, Pudstvo, "a vsetko tvorstvo Ako
ucin mas Spastel.
Nuz ktory clovek by sa neradoval ako det'a Vano-
clam? Komu by ony neboly Gasom radost veseosti?
Konu by neboo narodenie Spasitera drahe? Kto by
ST nezamoval ezsa Krista ktoreho Bob sosal ably mas
vykupl hrechov spasil zla? Krstus nasa Huiezda
co nam svieti tine zvota, ably nezabludi
Ease na cesy po ktorych budilo udstvo pred Jeho
rodenin. Sapa TO Bobu bokoj Pndom dobrej role!
VANocE su i dobou dd1ania darop, vyadrovania
pratel stva lasky NaprlhodneJsou dobou ma vyzku-
ene ludskeho rdca. Ktoze by neohliado nest
nejseho blzneho ktory snad trp bedu; ktoze by
ponyslel vdovy sroty, ktore utratly zvitea? Po
tesme ich darkom, lebo nudzi postaveni pudia
ktor najvac potrebujl pre- avena kret anskej lasky
A til lasku krest ansku prejavujme neprestajne,
stavicne, podla prikladu Jezisa Krista Nezabudnme
hned' po sviatkoch, ze Jeho vyznavac Neprestah
nilovat svojich bznych nikdy. Bob nam JeziSov
postal vel'ky r-odplacajme Mu konanim doba
A ked pojdeme do chramu Bozeho radostne zaspie-
vat "Narodil Spasiter. % pomyslme 81 svo
rodny kraj, krasne mile Sovensko, kde SINE Via
aveval akynsi vaGsim rozochvenim srdca duse
ako tu kde vsetko akos lepse upomnalo tn Svad
Noe Betleheme; kde mali ovecky valachov; kde
e ia obloha nebeska TAXA csta jasna ze nevdoak
pozeral, c nam avia anjei c nam zaspevaju
ako pr naroden Jeziska kde dla starych oby-
caov hod statku do ael cesnaku zasl do biz
keho ha pre- sromGek chod pod obloky spievat rano
z domu do domu vinsovat kde chodili Betlehe-
MON po dedine. Pomysme 81, ze tam pod krydlami
veebnych Tatier medz svojni ze mimi spievame Gas
radost veseosti." Bude nam mse okoo srdca.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1930-12-19
is. DECEMBRA 1850.

Knihu napisal sam vydavatep
obrazy s1 cd Edwarda G.. Cas-
wella. knizka v kazdom knihku-
pectve stoji $500 postou od
vydavatel'stva $5.25. Druha kniz-
ka je podareny preklad pohadok
Bozenej Nemcovej (ponajviac slo-
venskych). Preklad je pani E. f.
Ledbettrovej. Cena $3.50. ODE
knizky sa hodia ako vianocny dar
americkym priatel'om alebo ma
Sim tn rodenym dietkam.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1930-12-19
ZAKAZ PRISTAHOVANIA
Boil UDOBRENY

kongresny prist 'ahovalecky
vybor odobril navrh zakona ma
;dplne zastavenie prist 'ahovale-
ctva ma diva roxy. Pripusteni bu-
d1 len najblizsi pribuzni. Udobre-
ME navrhu znaci, ze bude kon-
grese al prijaty.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1930-12-19


V d'alsom podame este niekto-
re zaujimave stedrovecerne IVY
ky, ktore sa este podnes zacho-
valy V tejto obci "a ktore iste ma
si by SINE V inych dedinach a
krajoch slovenskych:
Gazda ma Stedry den orezava
ovocne stromy, ably dobre rodily.
= Vecer, ked' sa ide kostola,
mladenci strielaju pistol. -
| No Stedry vecer, ked' sa ma ist'
k veceri, pol 'ovnik vezme pusku
a vystreli nej. To znamena, re
id1 vecerat'. VystreP po veceri
znamena koniec vecery. - Vecer,
ked V dome varia hrach, dievca
ide no miesat' vareskou. Pc mie-
sanl ide tou vareskou ku pova-
lovym schodom na podstresie, kde
obycajne sliepky sedavaj1, a tam
zaklope ilou IA schod. Ked' sa
sliepka ohlasi, dievea vyda sa do
roka. Potom dievca ide este do stl-
sedov zaklopat' na oblok. Ked'
iej stseda povie: "Choj, len
choj'', vyda sa do roka. Ked' ale
jpovie: "Sedz donna, sedz, jak ia
nasa stara pec", dievca je zarmu-
tene, re sa este do roka nevy-
da. - Pri stedrovecernej vecere
hori len svieeka. Ked' dohara, ku
komu sa knot nakloni, ten ma do
roka umriet'. - Ma St2drr veccr
s1sed nejde' k susedovi, tiez ami
V prvy sviatok do obeda. - Ma
Stedry vecer dievca odlozl 81 Z
kazd6ho jedla do orechovej sbru-
piny, da 81 to "a policu a tym
ide spat'. Go sa jej V til noe pri-
snije, to je pravda. - Ma Stedry
vecer p0 vecere gazda pretiahne
cez izbu ret'az a kazdy rodiny
vstiipi na nu bosou nohou, ably
boil vsetci zdravi.
| Tiez na den "Bozieho narode-
MIA zachovalo sa nam az po dne
Sok mnoho zvykov, obycajov a
POWER Medzi zvyky, ktort V den
Bozieho narodcnia Sil "a korcnent
temer 20 ceIom SIovennku, patri
predovSetkym, zc V tento den ce-
la rodina sa spolocne modli, hla-
va rodiny predrieka, ostatnl tisko
a po modlitbe vsetci spievaju ma
bozne piesne. - Ma Bozie naro-
denie nechodia do domu cigani a
zobraci. Keby nahodou prisli do
domu. vyzenn ich domu so slo-
| Ndlll: II llellldct IoLulllu Id Ia
kvto sviatol zobrat'." Takuto
navstevu pokladaju ia urazku ma
bozenskeho citu a drzia to "a ta-
ky Gin, ktorI donaSa do domu
nesvar.
KtorI gazda ma ovce, na Eozie
narodenie ranO, ked' vStanu, lde
do ovciarne, dovedie do izby je-
dnu ovcu takto zacne pri nej
vinsovat': "Vinsujem vam V tie
to vyrocite sviatky, ably vam dial
Pan Bob staleho zdravia sea-
sta, ma dieteckach potesenia, ma
stadecku rozmnozenia a vsetko
dobre, co 81 len cd Pana Boha zia-
dace." Po tomto vinSl obozenie
gazda ovcu okolo stola daju jej
"opalocky" jest riasu, sipky,
ovos, chlieb oblatku. Toto vset-
ko robia IA upomienku, re ked
sa Pan Kristus narodil, pastieri
doviedli mu ovecku.
Ma Bozie narodenie ranO sa v
dome nezameta, ami neriadi al pc
kostole. Tnto pracu poyazuju tiez
ia hriech. Do obeda dovolene je
len Jest modlit' sa.
No samozrejme, re IA Bozie
narodenie maji svoju povinnost'
i deti. " zavcas rama usilujQ sd
byt' prvymi II svojej rodiny, kde
im zavinsuju:
Chlapci:
A ia aaly ziacik
spievam ako vtacik
Vesel1 pesnicku
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1930-12-19

- Slovensk& Liga je ySenarod-
n& pstanovizeh, vstupujte do neil
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1930-08-21

self. This house In the country, and
your home on Sheridan road is long
way from here"
Ernestine understood his Idea, but
she refused to be drawn into such 9
complicated conversation.
1T is only few miles," she replied
and be gave an impatient exclama.
tion.
1T is a thousand miles and a hun
dred years at least" he said. "Tell
me about your mothers house."
ErDestine thought about It.
do you know anything about Amer
lean period furniture, Mr. Pastano7
There is a Duncan Phyfe table, and
pierced brass fire-fender, In the liv-
Ing room: four-poster beds upstairs
with hooked rugs and woven counter
nanes-all of the things have come
Into the family honestly. through nat.
ural possession. and not from auction
rooms. But, OF course, you know"
She smiled at him. Her long hands
lay together In the immaculate perfec-
ton OF her yellow chiffon lap. Her
voice was low. only for his ears, and
though she thought him very strange,
she gave him her gravest. youngest
courtesy.
Il know nothing about America, at
all, 1t seems"
Its just the house-I'l take you to
see It some day, X you like, although
mamma doesn't like people to consider
IT museum, as some experts do.
Or course. ! don't live there since my
marriage. We live In rooming house
on Erie street, and it just shows that
furniture and things do not mean so
much. for am happier now than
uggu
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1
nase IeI tins muse "a 80
mother, with pierced brass from you
own ancestors. to live In Erie street Z
She nodded and smiled again, aHt
her eyes pleaded for his understand
Ing.
He shook his head sadly. lie heayed
vast sigh.
NO, do not understand America
/ Continually ! am full OF new aston.
ishment. Women are somewhat the
same the world around-but American
men are outside my comprehension"
You have been successful here. .
she reminded him. hut he brushed her
comment aside. pursuing his own
thought aloud
No. i do not understand. If nv
son is penniless. If he Is an artist
STRIVING In garret, and the great,
the incredible good fortune come to
him that lie shall marry girl OF no.
bic birth, who has a quiet voice, and
gentle still hands, and brow where
breeding shows its lovely smile
III my son have the grace and the
smile or fortune to marry such a girl.
and he bring her to a place like
this He looked about him with
scorn. If he bring his wife to this
brothel-this sink---T take a knife In
my own hand and stab him through
the heart. You must 90 away from
here instantiy-now, There is ac.
tivity in this room that polutes the
very air. You will strange in it.
Ernestne's heart stopped beating
In her establishment. She felt that
she had been unbearably affronted,
and she rose and stood pale with
anger Mr.. Pastano rose and stood
before her. and met with approval the
blaze OF her eyes. A waiter appeared
instantly with her coat, and he took
1T and wrapped II about her with i'm
mense dignity.
So, go, princess I" he exclaimed and
bowed little, and looked at her
again, his own eyes alight. "You have
only my good wishes. II is unfor4
tunate | must confess the title to a
place unfit for you. but this place
was not made for you The unfit, the
broken, the abnormal must have their
hauntz, and they are not for others. |
Some day. perhaps. II will be my for
tune that we shall be friends
Every one was staring at them
VIII had risen and stood beside her
smiling uncertainty. not knowing at I
all what was going forward.
i want to go home" Ernestlne said
to him icily.
Tommy will take you" VIII an
sWered easily, Il have to take Mr..
Poole to his fat
Ito be Continued)
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1900

- -
Lloyd Nixon, labor ............ 12on
LIBRARY FUND.
Jessie j. Thomas, salary ... ais
lob. River Power Co., light ..... 10
Mt. States Power Co., light $50
Interstate VI. Co., phone ..... 3.7a
r. Y. hnnke, rent .--.........-........... $50
MRS. Len Reinwand, salary 7M
MRS, T. y. Howe, salary ........... $3.50
Gaylord Bros. Inc, supplies lbs
v. G. Languille & Co., rebind
ing books ..........-............. 325.37
Metropolitan Print Co., books 81
John W. Graham Co., supplies =. 21.48
Lowman d landlord Co, books 3.79
Mrs {. B. Hammond, salary 49,. TO
shaw d Borden Co., supplies A15
Mont Record Herald, subscrip-
oii 500
niDpy hotei, rent ........-.............. 1000
Dealrlce Larson, salary ............. 6O.OO
lnez Ratekin, salary ................... lbs 90
Library Petty Cash a-c, stamps
etc ;,,-......-........... = Ills
lily OF Troy, rent ................... 1000
Mr.. Harold Gompf appeared before
the Board for the purpose of renting
county property on which to construct
and maintain miniature golf course.
The Board agreed to rent five lots for
period commencing with the 9Th day
OF August, 1880 and ending January
lst, 1881 for the sum of 5000.
Commissioner H. E. Brink reports
that he spent six days in July inspect
ing work on roads and four DAYS in
specting work on bridges in his dis
tricc
Commissioner Geo. ]. Monio reports
that he spent three days inspecting and
directing work on roads and three DAYS
inspecting and directing work on
bridges in his district.
Commissioner j. W. iMillepan reports
that he spent one day inspecting and
directing work on roads in his dis
trict :
The hearing on the fixing Of the
County Budget on the sixth day Of
Aug, 1880, having been determined
and concluded, the Board passed a
resolution adopting the budget as fin
ally determined and the details of said
budget as finally adopted are filed in
the office Of the County Clerk.
The Commissioners are hereby auth
orized to attend to all. matters that
may arise in their respective districts
and to charge and collect legal fee
therefor.
The minutes of this meeting were
read and approved this 9Th day of
Aug, 1890.
Board adjourned
H E. BRINK.
Chairman, Board .of County Com
mlssioners, Lincoln County, Mon
Attest: WALTER Ii WOLF,
Clerk.
Libby, Montana, August II, 1880.
Inc Lincoln County Commissioners
reconvened as a Board of EQUALIZATION
Monday, August II, 1880. All members
present
Mr.. L. Tansel, representative Of the
conrad National Bank of Kalispell ap-
p,eared before the Board and stated
hat certain lands owned by said bank
" Lincoln County were assessed too
1lgn Tor the reason that much timber
was cut from it since 1924. After prop
er investigation it appeared to the
Board that the property is assessed too
nigh and ordered the following reduc-
ions made.
Lots 2 and 3, SW Sc, Sc NV Sec.
I 81 r. 26 assessed at $500 reduced
Q $1,000, the Slz NE and MI Sc Sec.
Z !. "a R. rs assessed at $410O reduced
0 $4,000.
by motion duly made and carried it
hereby ordered that the following
ak levies be made for the year 1880.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1930-08-21
County Commissioners
Proceedings

Libby, Montana, August 4, 1880.
The Lincoln County Commissioners
met IN regular session August 4, 1890
All members present.
Lots Is and Is Block ! Lukens Addi-
hon to the City of Libby were sold to
Mrs Rose Brouillard of Libby for the
sum of 500 cash.
Mr.. Louis Hale of Troy was grant
ca an old age pension in the amount
OF SIS per month.
County Superintendent of Schools
and County Librarian were granted ten
DAYS leave of absence from the state.
GENERAL FUND.
including all regular SALARY cIair,c re
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1930-08-21

The minutes of this meeting were read
and approved this 18th day of August
1880.
Board adjourned.
Il 4 BRINK,
Chairman, Board of County Com
missioners, Lincoln County. Mon
tana
Attest: WALTER l. WOLF,
@N Clerk.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1930-08-21
GENERAL FUND.

Including all regular salary claims Of
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26

per day. When the General Assembly shall
be convened by Proclamation Of the Gov
ernor. the session shall not continue 'Iongef
than thirty days, and in such case the
compensation shall be the same as herein
prescribed.
SEC. 2 dnd be Il further enacted. That
said aforegoing section hereby proposed AZ
an amendment to the Constitution Of the
state of Maryland shall, at the next Gen
eral Election for Members of the General
Assembly of Maryland be submitted TO
the legal and qualified voters OF the State.
Tor their adoption or rejection. in pursu-
ance OF the directions contained In Article
II OF the Constitution Of the State Of Mary.
land, and at the said General Election the
vote on the said proposed amendment TO
the Constitution shall be by ballot, and
upon each ballot there shall be printed the
words For the Constitutional Amend.
ment." and Against the Constitutional
Amendment as row provided by law, and
immediately after said election due returns
snail be made to the Governor of the vote
Tor and against the said proposed amend
ment. as directed by said Fourteenth Ar
ucle OF the Constitution. and further pro-
ceedings had in accordance with said
Article Fourteen.
Approved: April II, 1929.
NOW. THEREFORE,. I. ALBERT c.
RITCHIE, GOVERNOR OF THE STATE
OF MARYLAND, in pursuance of the di
rection contained in Section / of Article IL
OF the Constitution Of Maryland, do hereby
order and direct that this proclamation
containing full, true and correct copies Of
the text of said Chapters 1873 and 34S Of
the Acts of the General Assembly of Mary
land OF 1923, be published In at least two
newspapers In each of the counties of the
state where so many may be published
and where not more than one may be
published then in that newspaper, and in
three newspapers published in the City of
baltimore one of which shall be published
in the German language, once week for
nc least three months next preceding the
general election to be held in the State OF
Maryland on Tuesday the 4th day of No
vember, 1880, at which election the said
proposed amendments to the Constitution
shall be submitted in form and manner
prescribed by the General Assembly, to
the legal and qualified voters of the State
Tor their adoption or rejection.
Given under my hand and
the Great Seal of the State
THE of Maryland Done ~ the
GREAT SEAL City of Annapolis tbis
or 14th day of July, In the
MARYLAND year nineteen hundred and
thirty.
ALBERT C. RITCHIE.
By the Governor:
DAVID C. wINEBRENNER, srd,
Secretary of State.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
CHAPTER s4s

AN ACT to propose an amendment to Sec
ton 10 of Article 3 of the Constitution
of the State of Maryland, title ''Legisla-
tive Department" regulating the COM
pensation of the members of both Houses
Of the General Assembly OF Maryland,
and to provide for the submission of
said amendment to the qualified voters
OF the State Of Maryland for adoption
or rejection.
SECTION /. Be IL enacted BY the General
Assembly Of Maryland CtAree-ffths of all the
members Of zach of The too Houses concmrin0)
That the following be and the same is
hereby proposed as an. amendment to Sec
ton Is of Article 8 of the Constitution of
the State of Maryland title. Legislative
Department" the same, If adopted by the
legally qualified voters of the State. as
herein provided, to become Section Is of
Article 3 Of the Constitution Of the State
of Maryland.
10. The General Assembly may continue
its session so long as in its Judgment the
public interest may require. for period
not longer than ninety days; and each
member thereof shall receive a compensa-
tion of fifteen dollars per diem for every
day he shall attend the session, but not
for such days as he may be absent I'M
less absent on account of sickness or by
leave of the House of which he is mem
Der; and he shall also receive such mile
age as may be allowed by law. not exceed
ing twenty cents per mile; and the pre-
siding officer of each House shall receive
an additional compensation of ten dollars
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Lamp That Stops a Train

With the general adoption Of the
automatic stop system, it is possible
that railroad employees may be
equipped with a hand lamp that
works a secret ray which, when
flashed upon an oncoming railway
engine, will, by means of special
form of light-cell switch, bring the
locomotives vacuum brakes into ac-
ton. This device has been invented
by Maj. Raymond Phillips, o. NJ. E.,
an Englishman, who as far back as
1908 invented a system of automatic
train control that was tested sue
cessfully on several railways.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Ingenious Autoist

Harvey Truran, Il garage en-
ployee of Stockbridge, Mass, discov-
cred about 20 stones in the gas tank
of Il car after spending considerable
time endeavoring to find the motor
trouble. When questioned, the own
er of the car. resident of Albany.
n. Y. said he could not get uphill
in New Hampshire few days be-
fore because his gas was low. In
order to make higher gas level he
placed the stones in the tank.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Gold Medal Flour
"KITCHEN.TEST on-onn4o
Outdoing Connecticut

The wooden nutmeg Yankee has
been topped by Detroit soap ped
dler. He sells 10 bars of pretty, pink
soap for the amazing price of %
cents. But the purchaser who puts
the soap in the bathtub discovers in
a very few minutes that the soap is
only shell over a wooden core. Sew
cal North end apartment jewellers
are seeking him with cold look in
their eyes and baseball bats in their
hands.-Detroit News.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Why Not Make Use of Ii?

In these days of universal educa-
ton 1t is somewhat discouraging to
read in the papers every day or so
about somebody who has been film
flammed by the ancient short change
Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
How They Accumulated

Prospective Bride Ito visitor come
to view wedding presents)-No, dear,
all those alarm clocks aren't wedding
presents. They are what had given
me by various mistresses when l was
in service to get me up in the morn
ing!-London Opinion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Individuality in Birds

Individuality is that thing which
causes the bluebirds, wrens and mar
tins to expect houses with built-in
features while the sparrows multiply
prodigiously in caves troughs and
drain pipes.-Fort Worth Recorded
egram.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Presidential Mail

Certain employees in the Presidents
office are designated to open certain
classes of mail matter. A specific Sec
rotary can sign for and open mail ad-
dressed to the President of the United
States.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
With Love and Kisses

IF an elephant charges you," ad-
vises a big-game hunter, '1et him
have both barrels at once" AS far as
we are concerned, he could have the
whole gun.-Passing Show.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
What's the Answer7

When u man twice divorced mar
ries a woman with like previous sep
aratiOns, are they allowed to credit
their past marriages on future ami
versaries? The etiquette books need
to cover this point.-Miami Herald.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Ever Hear This?

Most naturalists claim that the fe-
male of almost all fishes is larger
than the male, and this claim ap-
plies particularly to the pike family,
to which the common pike, pickerel
and muskellunge belong.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Dion,or1doDyes
Highest QuoIitv for 50 Years
Time to Retire

81 don't see why you suddenly re-
fuse to marry me just because /
asked you for one little kiss"
Because" replied the girl, "any
modern fellow who would ask for a
kiss isn't aggressive enough to make
u good living, Montreal Star.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Thinks He's Smart

Whenever Dora says. "On second
thought" it is Charley, the smart one
of the family, who observes. ''Well,
that makes two."-Detroit News.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Ready to Use Again

One day they bury the Ratchet In
China and the following day it de-
velops that one Of the parties left the
handle six inches out of the ground
for ready reference.-Detroit News.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Old Acauaintances

Ned-Have you known Phyllis
long?
Ted-Oh. yes. I've known her
ever since we were the same age!-
Life.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Highway Farming

Farmer Cornshuck-Hows yer wa
termelon crop this year, Hiram?
Hiram-Oh, we're going to pick
95 per cent crop this year. You see
we amt on the main highway.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Evens Things Up

Some speakers never know what
they are talking about when they get
up and few in the audience know
what was talked about after they sit
down.-Des Moines Register.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Decenev in Kansas

An Atchison wife reproved her hus-
band for saying, widow woman" so
now he is careful to say, widow
lady."-Atchison Globe.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-09-26
Clock. in Windsor Castle

There are about $50 clocks and
watches in Windsor castle, including
the first lever watch ever made
London Answers.