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The Washington times., 1930-08-23
MARRY-GO-
ROUND
BY Helen Rowland

Alas, it's so hard for a man
to make love to girl convinc-
ingly, when he's seriouS-and so
dangerous, when he's not!
Sometimes, a perfect lady"
wonders if the primitive wo-
man, who uses flatiron or
rolling pin instead of logic in
an argument with her husband,
hasn't a deeper and keener
knowledge of the masculine ma
ture, after all.
The male brain has been
found to average 7 per cent
heavier than the female brain.
Which, is probably why it moves
so much more slowly especially
toward the altar.
Many a man goes to his
grave wondering whether he
captured the woman he mar
ried-or merely capitulated to
her.
A good husband is, some
times, merely one who is too
busy making money to pay off
the bills his wife runs up, to
waste the energy and effort it
requires to be a sinner.
After a man has spent an
hour inventing a wife-proof eX-
cuse for staying out late, it posi-
lively aggrieves him to go home
and find the Little Woman too
sleepy to be curious about it.
At 20, a mans idea of sue
cess in love appears to consist,
not so much in getting the girl
he wants, as in getting the girl
that some other fellow wants.
A sensational novel used to
be one in which the. heroine'S
past" was painted in vivid
colors: but. nowadays, you can
paint almost any girls present
in its natural hues and get q
luridly interesting effect.
CCopyright. iS5O, King Features
syndicate. 1nsA
The Washington times., 1930-08-23
Poor Mary, Poor Florence
A Sad Story.

Wonderful is prohibition practiced in New York Mary
and Florence Kaufman who bonedry tavern In
wich Village tell this pathetic story of their trials with h
noble experiment in great city.
"It is hard work being upright IUith the cops
bounding vOu Every feW days one of them steps in
aeeordna f to 0SSr @ a"S "oS
to be going to GOdste?'
"'Why can't you sell the stuff and giUe Ours?
they all demand, and one or ttUO have uarned us,
IF you don't you'll haze to make room for someone
else lOhO aOiu' >"
The Washington times., 1930-08-23
Lindbergh's Appeal Is
Attributed To Modesty

AGbT1OuGGu 10 MOueSby
Editor, Times:
Maybe the lasting popularity
of Lindbergh can be traced to
that quality in the man which
caused him to blush when pre-
sented with the Congressional
Medal by President Hoover the
other day.
A man who can shake the
hand of kings, become the idol
of the American public, win
the respect of the world. keep
his head in the dizzy whirl Of
sudden popularity such as he
did, yet has the grace to blush
at words of praise.
Such modesty as has been
attributed to Lindbergh must
have been deserved. He can
still blush.
Naivete is always refreshing.
That Linbhergh still has it is
powerful proof of the genuine
ness of the man that has come
out in the news of him in
several years. ADMIRER
The Washington times., 1930-08-23
Hearst Papers Advocate

l. "Peace and aniity Nth all nations; entangling
alliances With none" advocated By George
Washington.
e Proportional representation in the United States
Senate, no State to haze less than t1Vo Senators.
Legislation to enforce prompt constitutional reap
portionment in the House of Representatives.
3. A separate Department of the Army, of the Navy
and of the Air Forces, all united under Secre-
tary of National Defense.
4. Federal action to the limit of Federal powers to
abolish ilHterdcy in the United States ander a
Secretary of Education
s. Installation of the President the first of jan
uary toloatng November election.
6. Selective immigration to admit only those suited
for American citizenship.
2. Deportation of undesirable aliens.
8. Complete publicity for income tGres.
The Washington times., 1930-08-23
KNOWLEDGE
TEST

Match correctly:
/. decorate
scarcely
2. embarraSS
adorn
3. terror
banquet
4. feast
disconcert
5. hardly
panic
Do you know:
s. What is harpoon?
Z. What is julienne soup?
8. In music, what does the
direction 'largo" mean?
8. What sort of tide is desig-
mated as "neap"?
TO-. What is ParmeSan cheese
made from?
IL, Which corpuScleS contain
haemoglobin?
IL. What is tanbark used for?
IS. Near what State is Block
Island?
IA. In Greek legend. who car
ried his father on his
shoulders from burning
Troy?
is. What is canteloupe q va
riety Of?
(AnSWsrs On Magazine PagsJ
The Washington times., 1930-08-23

those dangerous left-hand ro-
tary turns and replace them
with the simple plan used by
the majority cities Of our
United States.
A VISITOR.
The Washington times., 1930-08-23
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

We must so. strive that each
man may regard himself as
the chief cause Of the victory
Xenophon. .-...
Hope never leaves a wretched
man that seeks her.-Beaumont
and Fletcher.
Grief is itself a. medicine.
.,..,, -CoWper.
The Washington times., 1930-08-23

that the city boards and traf-
fic thinkers and planners are
considering rearranging some
of Washington's auto problems,
let them also consider the Wis
itor to the city and take away
The Washington times., 1930-08-23

Teach me to live that I may
dread
The grave as little as my bed.
Ken.
Eloquence may exist without
a proportionable degree Of wis
dor1.-Burke
History is a .distillation Of
rumor. Carlyle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31

Sir Wilfred Grenfels missions have
cared for the inhabitants of the bleak
coasts of Newfoundland and Labrador
for nearly 40 years.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
MAI. RALPH w. NEWTON
SENT TO SAN FRANCISCO
Master Sergt. Frank York, ait Fort
Myer, to Be Retired ON Own
Application on July 81.

Mai Ralph w Newton, Medical Corps.
has been relieved from duty at the. Gen
eral Dispensary, this city, and assigned
to duty at the Letterman General Hos
pital, San Francisco; Maj. Elnore B.
Gray. Coast Artillery, from the WASH
tngton University, st. Louis, to Rich
rnond, Va, for duty with Organized
Reserves; Maj. Charles L. Maxwell Med
ical Corps, from the General Dispen-
sary, this city, to the Infantry School at
Fort Benning, Ca; Capt. Fred T. Bass,
Engineers. from Johns Hopkins Univer-
Sity Baltimore, to New York City; Capt.
G. B. Devors, Infantry, from Plattsburg,
N. Y, to Fort Ontario, N. Y, and Capt
G. E. Griffin, Air Corps, from Rantoul,
III, and Capt. T. j. Koenig, Air Corps,
from Hampton, Va, to Hawaii.
Maj. Daniel J. Hayes. Medical Corps,
and Capt. Ernest A. Reynolds, Quarter
master Corps, both at San Francisco.
have been ordered to examination for
retirement.
Capt Charles ]. Kalberer, Quarter
master Corps, at Fort Bliss, Tex, has
been ordered to his home for retirement.
Master Sergt. Frank York, Sd Cav
airy, at Fort Myer, Va, win be trans
ferred to the Army retired list July 81,
on his own application, after more than
80 years active military service.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31

to the $4,000 class, % promotions to
the SIS 600 class, "a to the $4,000 class.
Is promotions to the $4,000 class and
10 to the $500 class. The list includes
promotions, Of the following residents
of the District of Columbia:
Felix Cole to the $4,000 class, Clar-
ence j. Spiker to the $4,000 class, James
o. DENLY to the $4,000 class, Herbert
S. Bursley to the $4,000 class, Ralph A.
BoernStein to the $4,000 class ana
Carlton Hurst to the $500 class.
Leonard G.. Dawson, Staunton, Va,
is promoted to the $4,000 class; Lynn
w. Franklin, Bethesda. Md, to the
$4,000 class, and Rufus H. Lane. jr,
Falls Church, Va, to the $500 class.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
KRISHNAMURTI SPEAKS
$500 Theosophists Hear Indian al
Meeting in Holland.

OMAdEN, Holland, July 81 DR.
Theosophists of "a nations, including
the United States, assembled in rain
storm yesterday to hear Jiddu Krish-
namurti, young Indian, formerly head
of the order of the Star in the East,
at the opening of the seventh annual
Star Camp
About 1900 members heard the young
protege of Mrs. Annie Besant, president
Of the Theosophical Society declare
Truth is purely a matter of individual
realization and no sects or specialized
groups are necessary for the people to
realize it."
Oficials of the camp issued a state
rnent that Krshnamurti did not intend
20 give up his role of World Teacher"
20 appear In motion pictures
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
WEST TAKES LEAD
IN CENSUS FIGURES
Percentage of Growth Faster
Than in North and South
for Decade.
ny the Associated Press.

ny the Associated Press.
The geographical section designated
as the West" by the Census Bureau,
comprising Pacific and Rocky Noun
tain States, increased by 2,9li 200 in
the decade just past. 1927 per cent
population gain. The 1880 total was
ll.814,172, as against 8,902,972 in 1920.
+, This Jump, greater in percentage than
the growth of the North" or "the
South" was due to the coastal influx,
particularly in California.
The Rocky Mountain States, number
ing eight, which showed 267 per cent
growth IN 1920, to compare with the
coastal 1928 per cent, had slowed down
to 9.8 per cent increase in 1880. But
Washington, Oregon and California had
jumped to 46.4 per cent gain over the
1920 figure. In 1920, the Census Bureau
figures showed S,4 per cent of the total
population living in "t1e West" The
1890 percentage has not been figured.
Montana, decreasing by 28 per cent,
was the only State showing loss. Colo
RADIO was the first mountain State ever
to number more than ], 1000 900 inhabi-
tants. with a 1880 total of l,033,156
The populations Of these States, with
their percentages of increase in the two
decades, follow:
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| NEW MEXICO WINS
BATTLE FLEET FLAG
Efficiency Pennant, Called MEAT
Ball" by Sailors, to Be Held
Until June 80, 1881.
NV the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
The Nays battle efficiency pennant,
known IN American sailors the world
over as the meat ball." was awarded
yesterday to the battleship New Mexico.
The meat BALI was characterized by
naval officials as 1.-The highest honor the
NAVY has to offer" one Of its ships, sig
nalizing the highest combined score in
the fleet in gunnery, engineering and
communications.
The New Mexico now will be privi-
legged to stream duplicate of the battle
efficiency banner from its fore truck day
and night whenever at anchor until
June 80, 1881. The original pennant,
Is feet long and constructed of red silk
with a black wall in its field, will be
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
MOUNTAIN STATES.
3.6s2.5eo
PACIFIC STATES.

1920 total, 3,s36,10i, increase 702,5S4, or
e6f per cent. over 1910
ieSo total, ss63,56o, increase s2s45s, or
IS Der cent, over 1920.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31

work of Croatia, was detained by i'm
migration officials yesterday when he
arrived here on the Olympic. His at
torney, Walter G. Rosenbluth, alleges
the detention resulted from false
charge entered here against Koshutitch
by his political enemies in Croatia.
A special board of inquiry takes
Koshutitch's case up today. He came
to this country to lecture on behalf OF
a Free Croatia"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
STUNT FLYERS ANTICS
BRING HIM PUNISHMENT
Aviator, Who Frightened Fashion
able Film Colony by Daring
Teats, Suspended for 80 Days.

ny the Associated Press.
LOS ANGELES, July 3l.-Wilford
Deming, IT,, whose antics in an air.
plane over the fashionable film colony
at Malibu Beach Sunday put to rout
Director Ernest Lubitsch and the chill
dren of Gloria Swanson. has been given
80 days in which to mend his aerial
manners.
The aviator was grounded for month
when he appeared before R. L. Haten
Of the Department of Commerce Aero
nauticS Bureau In answer to a formal
complaint lodged by the film stars. The
complaint said Deming stunted within
10 inches Of the beach, causing bathers
% fee.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
Rumanian Royal
Family to Spend
Summer Together
py the Assoclated press.

By the Associated Press.
BUCHAREST. Rumania, July
3i.--The Rumanian royal fam
ily-King Carol II. Queen Helen
and their son Michaei-will be
reunited tomorrow at Sinaia, the
Summer capital
Apparently the King and his
divorced wife have not been fully
reconciled, however for an off,
cial statement telling of the
Kings plans said he would oc-
cupy a separate apartment in
Veles Palace.
King Carol will stay at Sinaia
for the remainder of the Sum-
mer. The Queen and Michael
have been there for some time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31

Those promoted to the $4,000 class
are r. T. F. Dumont, Pennsylvania;
Arthur Garrels, Missouri: r. S. Miller,
New York; Mahlon F. Perkins, Cali
fornia: G. H. Shaw, Massachusetts,; A.
Z. Southland, Kentucky, and John C.
Campbell, Baltimore.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31

kept in a glass case In the New Mexico's
wardroom
During the year 1o2s-29 the "meat
BALI represented q major problem in
the NAVY. since it was won jointly by
the New Mexico and the Maryland. 1t
was finally decreed by the Navy Secre-
tary the New Mexico should fly the PEN
nant on odd days, while the Maryland
displayed 1t on even days.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
U. S. OBTAINS CR0ATIAN

Counsel for Former Minister
Blames Political Charge.
NEW YORK, July 81 R).--August
Koshutitch, former minister of public
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31

There are 100 1000, 900 acres Of corr
land in the United States. The enor-
nous quantity of cornstalks. formerly
wasted, are now turned into raw ma
terial for a hundred or more uses
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
SIX FROM DISTRICT
WIN U. S. PROMOTIONS
State Department Announces Long
List, Including Seven Advanced
to $4,000 Glass.

The State Department has announced
a long list of promotions in the United
States Foreign Service. including seven
promotions to the SO 900 class. 20 pro-
motions to the $4,000 class. % promo
tons to the $1,000 class II promotions
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-07-31
Phones Gain in Belgium.

BRUSSELS CP).-There are $4,000
more telephone users in Belgium today
than there were two years ago, accord
ing to statistics recently published.
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TotaIs -. s,i5I,6l2 as

1870 total. s,s66871, increase 1,s74567, or
"a per cent over 1910.
1890 total, s.l5Isl2. increase 2,5s4741, or
So Der cent, over 1920.
Indicates decrease.
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23
fakes Much Water TO
Supply Worlds Cities

haVe yon any idea how much water
lhe average city dweIler uses aailyg
iahe London, with its gigantic popp.
'allon Here the authorities have to
supply an area of 55S square miles.
ana give the 100000 people the wa.
ief they need. Would you have i'm.
asihen that each of these demands
no less than a6 gallons every dav3
fes' That Is only the average SUNNY
per mead per day In the dry. het
weather the amount required for each
person becomes 40 gallons. or more
ihah barrel Of water per day for
eacb man, woman, and child. London
is moi the thirstiest town. Scotland
consumes more water than England.
IN Glasgow and Edinburgh, for in
stance the average consumption per
mead is not 3d. but 81 gallons; ana to
Heiensburgh, in Dumbartonsbre. be-
longs the distinction OF being the most
thirsty town in the whole of the Brit.
lsh isles. Here they take S1.7 gallons
per head One reason given for Scot
lands large consumption is that the
water supply Is much better than in
England
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Cherry Springs
SPECIAL coEREsPoNDFNSs
IIIlIlIIliIlIlHHHuntlmllIllIIIIHIlIlIluun,,r,u

Harry Kesti was a Roberts visitor
Tuesday
ssss
Herman Weir was a caller in
Roberts Thursday.
$$$8
Baptist Obert was business caller
in Roberts Wednesday.
s$ss
Creal Sullens Of Columbus was an
overnight visitor at the Dick Platt
home Tuesday.
gsss
Miss Ruth Johnson spent Saturday
and Sunday with Miss Mildred Clark
Mr.. and Mrs c. V. Clark called at
the c. A. Olels home Monday.
ssss
Mrs. Rose Wiekierak visited Mon
day afternoon at the T. c. Schrumnf
home.
TSs8
Henri Brinkema and Frank De
Vries shipped two carloads Of wheat
from Selmes to Seattle last week
B$Ss
Harry Clark called at the Arthur
Cheney home Monday. |
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23
Diet of Lions

Lions in their native habits prey
largely upon young antelopes, zebras,
bu1alos. giraffes and other vegetation.
eating animals. For this reason it is oft.
en- stated that the lion will not eat
the flesh Of carnivorous or Aesh-eating
creatures The fact seems to be that
lions Will eat the flesh of any ami.
mai recently killed, such as animals
left by hunters. Certainly lions in can
tiyity are not particular about the
kind of flesh they eat. There is also
abundant proof that the king of beasts
will occasionally attack and eat human
beings Dr. w, Reid Blair, in his book
IN the Hoo,' tells Of two man-eating
lions in Africa which carried off IS
men employed in building the Uganda
railway. Pathfinder Magazine.
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23
1 LeoHHARD QEppAkA
WITNfNC IN 1920

'ler this time receives $1,000. the r,,r
ilef-up $500, and the rest are awarded
sums ranging from 5000 to s25 Tbera
onered in addition an agprecate
cash prize of $3.50 for condition. 49,
breed to be divided among the thras
drivers whose teams show the raoss
s'aIhlna under racing conditions
These races are more than NOV.
'ests OF speed, for they are exceedino,n
useiul in determining Just what hreas
OF animal is most suitable for r,,notra
maii and supplies to isolated l,,n,has
e@ps and trading posts.
One of the main attractions nas,a..
Inc race is the annual Dog Derby DO,
Aasque, which is held when the tou'n
: agog over the outcome of the con1
sesc' The Chateau Frontenac. One
pecs famous hostelry, is practicallv
5iVeA over to this event. and society
from Montreal, Quebec and otbey
canadian points, as well as New yorlv
7oseon and other cities across tha
,oroef' is always well represented at
MS gaia mid-winter function
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23

pressure and everything abont IN
delivery of gas by the Gallatin Ma
tural Gas company was working in
normal manner in spite Of the beav,
use of the fuel, according to Mr.
Moore.
Some gas was being received
into the pipes from the subsidiary
line to the Dry Creek we'll Some
of this gas has been used right
along since the initial test in De-
cember, so that in case of an en-
ergency, it could be turned ON at
once All the rest of the gas be-
ing used is coming from the big
main well at Elk Basin. There
are two reserve gas wells in this
field.
Reports that large
quantity of gasoline was found
in the Dry Creek well at the time
OF the test are greatly exaegerat-
ed, according to Mr. Moore. Sew
eral barrels were obtained when
the we'll was first opened up. hut
the amount received from the
separators at the present time is
less than two gallons day. = =.
The oil promoters, geoeolists and
hose who We're on the ground floor
Vhen the test was recently made
now what the well produced in high
rade gasoline, and what it is now
reducing Such knowledge and re-
orts received from geogolists and
hemists tends TO give the casual OBJ
erver the impression that Carbon
ounty has a real productive and val |
able oil and natural gas territory /
nd that 1880 viii be a boom year
! development of this Industry.
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23
BOVQl
se3ssAI ooRResFoNpxnox
zszsGaasz1!aaI!ullIBIlalIasrn.sn,ass,x|

Roy Ennis had the misfortune te
break the bone nhis leg between the
knee and the ankle on Saturday afi
ternoon. While jumping on a sled in
some manner he slipped and twisted
it.
Robert Matson was a business call
er at Laurel on Monday.
Ssss
Mr.. and Mrs j. A. Ennis returned
home on Sunday after spending the
past week visiting relatives at Bill
ings.
Tom Smith Of Joliet moved his
sheep to the John Hunter place to
feed for the rest of the winter.
ssss
In spite of the bad weather a fair
ly large crowd attended the Ladies
Aid at the Kirkhart home on Thurs
day afternoon,
ssss
Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Orr visited
relatives near Edgar on Tuesday.
sss
DR.. Benson of Fromberg was a
caller in this vicinity on Saturday.
Victor Krook was Laurel caller
on Monday.
Robert White of Bearcreek spent
the week end visiting his family on
the ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pithoud of Fromberg
visited friends here on Sunday.
On account Of the cold weather no
services were held at the church ON
Sunday.
ssss
Cecil DeGraw was business call
T at Billings on Saturday
1t is stated that counterfeiters are
low engaged in issuing fake $1,000
iotes. This is something that does
not concern us any, personally.
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23
Old Treasure Chamber
in Westuoinster Ahbay

Few who explore Westminster abbey
are aware that there are many of its
most ancient and interesting parts of
which they have never had a glimpse
For instance, in the eastern cloisters
there is a door so guarded against IN
authorized intrusion that il can only
be opened by seven keys which are
m the jealous custody of as many gov.
eminent officials. Five of the kew
holes of this wonderful door, which. bv
the way, is covered with human skins.
are concealed from view by stout
iron bar which trayerses il. This door
gives access to a vaulted chamber.
known as the Chapel of the Pyx,p
the walls of which were standing as
they stand today before even the Nor
man conqueror landed in Sussex. This
chamber was once the treasury of
England, to which were brought the
most cherished possessions of the
state"
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23

Most medicines are sold nv the doz
en- or by the gross. A few are sole
IN larger quantities, but think of !:
medicine that sells in such enormous
quantities that wholesale dealers are
forced to buy it in solid carload lots
to supply demand that has been SO
phenomenal as to almost stagper the
Imagination.
That's Just what has happened with
sargon, the celebrated new medicine
that Is now sweeping the country like
great tidal wave. Not only is the
trade buying it in carload lots. but
they are buying carload after car
load, each car containing over 10000
bottles Of sargon and sargon Soft
Mass Pills.
Twenty-four carloads in 25 davs
sold in only q states is the amazire
record recently made by these won
derful medicines.
In the State Of California where
Sargon was introduced in April of
last year, it has required q carloads
to supply the ever increasing demand
In this one state alone. Texas deal
ers required carloads in onlv four
months.
A single New York firm. with
Wholesale branches in leading cities
is selling at the rate Of over Million
and a Quarter bottles year.
phenomenal and bewildering" is
the way one of the big drug iobbers
Of the country describes the marvel
ous demand for Sargon.
Its the greatest seller within the
memory of the Oldest members of our
organization, said another
I'VE are selling more Sargon than
my other ten medicines put topeth-
n" said still another.
And so it is everywhere Sarpon
las been introduced. From Coast to
joast and from the Gulf to the Great
1akes, Sargon is known and honored
Million upon millions have used It
nd have told other millions what Il
as done for them When suffering 5
len and women find medicine that |
clips them, they naturally want 10
I'll their friends about it and in this
ay Sargon is fast becoming house e
old word throughout America.
Economy Drug Company, Agents.
The Carbon County news., 1930-01-23

lore the race commences evcite,,a,,.
Is Keen and speculation rife as to the
probable winner The 1880 Dog Derby
VIII ne run off during February 90
"a ana ", and great crowd of in.
terested enthusiastic onlookers is ex-
pected to throng Quebec during this
period
North America most famous
mnshers including the veteran
Leonard Seppala last years winner
as well as his youthful rival. Emil ST
GODDARD, are almost certain to be IN
the lineup. The prize money for the
coming races totals over $4,000 al
most double the value of the stakes
offered in the last contest. The win