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The Washington times., 1930-08-15
)EATH NOTICES
MRS. M. LUNENBERG

Services for Mrs. Magdalene
Lunenberg, who died suddenly
Wednesday at her home in the
1900 block Of Quincy Street, will
be held tomorrow afternoon at
2 o'clock at the First Reformed
Church. Interment will be In
Prospect Hill Cemetery.
Mrs. Lunenberg was the wife
Of Henry Lunenberg, chief of
naval records and library at the
Navy Department. She was a ma.
tive Of Indiana. She is survived
by her husband and a daughter,
Lillian Ida Lunenberg.
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WILLIAM r. YEADAKER

Funeral services will be held to-
morrow afternoon at / o'clock at
the S. II. Hines Chapel for Viii
liam F. Yeadaker, joiner in the
Navy Yard, who succumbed yes
terday to pneumonia at the Gar.
field hospital following an illness
Of one week.
Yeadaker had been q resident
Of Washington for fifteen years.
He Is survived by his son, Merrill
Yeadaker.
The Washington times., 1930-08-15
Seized Brelvery Had
5000 Barrel Tanks

NEW YORK, Aug Is Q.NSD.
Prohibition agents today con-
tinued to search out corridors
and secret passages in a huge
warehouse building which they
seized yesterday as the biggest
brewery uncovered in New York
since prohibition.
A comouflaged door led raiding
agents into a maze Of passages,
they said, finally disclosing taps
from which beer ran and ten
tanks with a capacity Of 5,00e
barrels each.
The Washington times., 1930-08-15
Jones NOIU Atlanta
Head of Crusaders

Bobby Jones, worlds greatest
golfer, has accepted the post of
commander of the Atlanta, Ga.
chapter Of the Crusaders, an or
ganization opposed to prohibition,
it was announced here.
Jones is the latest of a mum.
ber of internationally known atn.
letes to join the ranks of the
Crusaders. Others were Gene
Tunney, Jesse Sweetser and the
entire Davis Cup team.
The Washington times., 1930-08-15
10000 Trout Placed
As Bass Are SnUed

STRASBURG, Va, Aug. Is:
Ten thousand rainbow trout.
from one to three inches in
length, have been liberated at
Passage Greek, near here, by
Game Wardens c. M. Sheppard
and E. r. Whitworth.
4. T. Smith and Sheppard took
$500 bass from the pool below
the Warren Power Company
dam and put them above the
dam, on account Of low water.
The Washington times., 1930-08-15
Mine Triple Fire
Blamed on Strikers

PROVIDENCE, KY, Aug. IS.
0N.SO.-The 60-foot tipple of
the Providence Coal Company's
mine No. 3 was destroyed by fire.
yesterday. Damage was estimated
at $4,000.
Authorities were convinced the
fire was started by strikers and
was the most damaging act Of
sabotage since the beginning Of
the mine war, July /.
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Fire Company Plans
It's AnnLnL OLLtinn

WINCHESTER, Va, Aug. Is.
Plans are being made for the
eighth annual picnic of the
Friendship Fire Company at
Fishers Hill Labor Day.
The entertainment committee
has arranged swimming, dancing,
baseball game and many other
attractions.
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HUDSON.ESSEx.
BIGGER VALUES.
YOUR CAR IN TRADE.

Here are a few specials.
Come in and look them
over:
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DEATHS

RICH; NELLIE NELL! FinoIP6ss:sd Job az sSSZ Zh's Thur
:, Funeral services viii be conducted from
the Wright undertakipr parlors. 1897
tntermenst viii" vi" follow Al GienWooS wood Gene: G :
terry.
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Want -- Miscellaneous

I AN N nAMEDlATD NEED OF quantity
OF good substantial used furniture Can
pay cash Metropolitan 3O61
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
DR.. Titles Criticisms

The cause Of higher education in America is q popular
one. Consequently, there Is bound to be a good deal Of
interest in remarks recently made by DR.. Clarence Cook
Little. former president Of the University of Michigan:
and undoubtedly they will provoke some very heated re-
torts.
Dr.. Little believes that "meddling women constitute
a very detrimental factor in most colleges and universe
ties. He says Of them:
They are the militant feminists-the older women
executives, faculty members. faculty wives and local club
women. They thrive on q diet Of emotional pap. They
tend to breed and to foster q sex antagonism based on
unwise and unreal values.
"They demand. among other things, that there be an
equal number Of men and women on college faculties,
regardless Of the competitive processes through which
candidates are elected. They are too highly emotional
In their approach to all problems"
We are just waiting, now. for the lightning to begin
striking about Dr.. Titles scholarly head.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
Our Own Responsibility

Everybody has his own ideas about the movies, Of
course. And 1t is quite certain that most people realize
that much Of Hollywoods product is cheaply suggestive
rather than wholesome and uplifting.
But the movie producers, perhaps. don't deserve quite
all the blame.
The office of Will Hays recently issued a c~lip-s1eet
containing comments from a number Of small-town edi-
tors regarding the movies. These men, having talked
with their local theater managers, without exception re-
ported that a clean, unconditional film fails to draw, but
that a flamboyant. suggestive picture full Of scantiy clad
chorus girls will get a packed house.
Perhaps the movie men should rise above monetary
considerations and give us the former kind Of pictures
regardless. But, since they are only human, that is q bit
too much to expect. The responsibility, in the last anal
ysis. rests on us. II we support the right kind Of films
properly the producers will give us more Of them. II we
don't, they won't. In the long run, we get just about
the kind Of movies we want.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
ARB

A woman was elected mayor Of a
Missouri town and refused to take
the oath. Perhaps it is because she
had taken so many from her hus-
band.
There's no such thing as complete
silence" declares a scientist. Then
we should like to know what it is that
follows the request Of a loan from a
Scotchman.
Now that the Senate has passed a
bill authorizing reimbursement Of
$764.1 spent by New York City on
troops sent to defend Washington in
the Civil War, you may expect Eng.
land to sue the City Of Boston for tea
dumped into the harbor after q cele-
brated party.
Add victims Of this machine age:
the three Chicago bandits who. when
confronted by the evidence Of q "lie
detector," confessed their crimes.
= \ \
The fellow who refuses to take the
risk Of flying in an airplane is usually
the kind who drives his a IS miles
an hour and thinks nothing Of it.
Copyright, 1890. NEA Service, 1nc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
Satisfy OR OYSTER PLANT

Satisfy OR OYSTER PLANT
Satisfy goes under so many aliases
that it might almost be used as a vii
lain for a detective story. It is known
as oyster plant, satisfy, vegetable
oyster and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
However, satisfy under any other
name tastes as good. The popular
name Of ''oyster plant" is derived
from the taste somewhat resembling
oysters when this vegetable is cut very
fine, cooked and seasoned with butter
and cream. However, In food compo-
sition it Is very different from the
oyster.
Satisfy resembles in appearance q
long white carrot and, like carrots
and turnips, may be classed as a nom
starchy vegetable II used when young
before the starch has time to fully
develop. Two kinds Of satisfy are
known here, the white and the black.
The white has a faint yellow tint to
the skin and Is white inside, while the
black has black skin. Some epicures
claim that the black has a superior
flavor. but each M makes q good
vegetable. Black satisfy contains q
quantity Of inulin instead Of starch.
For this reason 1t is sometimes pre-
scribed for diabetes. When put into
the stomach inulin turns into sugar
from the action OF the ~hydrochloric
acid. This vegetable may be used
either boiled or raw in salad. In pre-
pairing it, wash well but do not scrape.
Scraping causes the flesh to discolor
quickly and also removes some Of the
vitalnins and mineral salts which lie
directly under the skin. Carefully
remove any dark spots as they may
cause a strong flavor after cooking.
The principal minerals in this veg
etable are iron, potash, lime and
magnesium. The leaves, II very young
and tender, may be chopped and
combined with other greens In q
salad. Here are some recipes for
satisfy:
Escalloped Satisfy. Cook until soft
in boiling water. Remove the skins
and cut into slices. Add alternate
layers Of satisfy and Melba toast
crumbs until the dish Is filled. Add
some milk or cream to moisten and
bake in a hot oven until brown.
Satisfy Salad. Boil and peel satisfy
roots, cut into small dice and mix
while hot with a small amount of
Cool and place on shredded
lettuce. Add the tender chopped
hearts Of the tops Of the satisfy.
Satisfy Parsley Salad. Cook and
slice the satisfy, add some chopped
and olive oil. Allow to stand
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
Judicial Qualifications

When United States senators oppose an appointee to
the Supreme court because he failed to make a certain
decision In line with their convictions or because he helj
some economic view unpopular to them or their consti-
tuencies. a very dangerous precedent is being established.
silas H. strawn, Of Chicago, former president Of the
American Bar association, hits the nail on the head in
his telegram urging the confirmation Of Judge Parker.
He says:
Judges should be selected because Of demonstrated
ability and experience and not be p~rejudiced by political
reasons or because they have administered the law as
required BY judicial OATH"
The contest made on Chief Justice Hughes and now
being repeated in the case of Judge Parker belongs in
the realm of petty politics and hardly BELTS the dignity
that Is supposed to circumscribe the acts Of the greatest
delibcrative body in the world.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
The Revolving Joke
(The Pathfinde,

IN these days OF modern rapid transportation nothing
travels faster and farther than q new joke. It's appear
fashioned kingdom, and it is started on q dizzy circu]a-
tion that sweeps the whole country in concentric rings
ana then flies off at a tangent to the farthest confines
OF the jest-to the Barbary states and London.
The new joke, perhaps, comes cut modestly and timid-
" IN q newspaper or magazine. It is quickly seized and
reproduced by a Thousand more. It next appears In radio
programs; 1t is sandwiched in the ~"talkies": It passes on
to the vaudeville stage, and after it is supposed to have
jumped the ocean 1t fools its old friends by turning
up IN the daily comic strips. OF course, it never gets
away from the after dinner speakers. There is nothing
SO much IN demand as bright new tokes-the common
property OF all-and there is never overproduction. He
Is q real benefactor Of humanity who contributes to the
world a good Joke.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01

country districts, and attempts are
being made to revive it in schools in
England as a general celebration.
Toward the end of the 18th cen
tury, various labor organizations in
Europe adopted May Day as the occa-
sion Of annual demonstrations. In
some countries the day was frequent
ly marked by clashes between workers
and government troops.
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"Yes, sir. Either fluid works In
the lighters. but Mr.. Berkeley asked
me to use wood alcohol. because Of
the black. sooty smoke and the odor
Of benzine."
fright, Wicket! When did you
last fill up the fountains?"
"Friday morning. sir. None Of
them was completely empty. but< l
filed every fountain In the house.
sir. There are six. all told: one
in the drawing room. one in the
library. one In Mrs. Berkeley's sit.
ting.room. one In the guest. room
which Mr.. Crosby has now. one in
Mr.. Berkeley's room and one in Mr..
Dicks"
dundee considered for a me.
ment, then made a sudden deci.
sion. wicket. would 1t be posi-.
bic for you to collect all these foun.
tains without being ~observed?"
"The family is in the drawing
room now. sir" Wicket demurred.
THAT fountain Is not important.
But please get all the others. bring
them here and measure the amount
OF wood alcohol remaining In every
one Of them. As soon as you have
finished. report the results to me
In the tower ROOM"
"Very we'll. sir"
"Just a minute. Wicket" Dundee
detained him. "Please send Peggy
Harper and Della Blinn to me here.
You need not come in with them.
however,"
When the two maids. looking very
tired and frightened. entered the
buffers pantry. the detective has
tened to reassure them.
I'LL keep you only . minute,
girls. and I'm not going to accuse
either of you Of numbering Doris
Matthews. But l want to ask you
a question and I want you both to
think hard before answering It:
While cleaning bathrooms and
hand.basins yesterday and today,
either downstairs or upstairs. has
either Of you noticed the odor Of
perfume about a drain piper"
The girls looked at each other
blankly. then shook their heads de.
cidedly in the negative.
would you have noticed such
an odor IL perfume had been poured
down a drain pipe?" Dundee per.
sisted.
I'm sure l would sir. since
there's been so much talk about
perfume. on account Of poor Doris
being hit over the head with a
bottle Of it." Della answered. "But
didn't smell any perfume at all.
yesterday or today. That Is. in the
bathrooms. All Of the clothes
closets smell Of perfume because
Miss Gigi %sprinkled it on every.
body before Doris was hit with the
bottle. But ! haven't smelled any
at all anywhere else.. Mrs. Berke.
ley uses violet bah salts. but she
hasn't even used any Of them since
Doris was killed."
II don't clean upstairs-just this
floor. but l didn't smell any per-
fume in the lavatory down here"
Peggy assured him.
Then will you take particular no.
tice tomorrow morning-both Of
you-and report to me IL there is
such an odor from a drain piper"
Dundee asked. with his friendliest
smile. reinforced BY a ive-dollar bill
Tor each OF the girls. "And don't
mention to anyone-not even Dis
trict Attorney Sherwood or Captain
Strawn-that we've had this little
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
MxdeE,zxRackSkQir
o49so %hEHsERNcE INC 8SE8$ABB BY ANNE AUSTIN ~Has SE * RssGsr ssa"'

not surprised that Gigi has tattled.
She has . very loose tongue But
! can assure you that ! was not
following her h~ysterical suggestion.
was not about to consult my
lawyer In his professional capac-
ity. but as q friend. He has .
daughter Of Gigi's age. whom he
has enrolled In q junior college in
the east. After my talk with 0igi.
suddenly made up my mind to
send her to this college. instead Of
permitting her to remain at home
this winter as her mother had
planned. Mrs. Berkeley's idea was
that Gigi should be groomed for
society by Mrs. Lambert I wished
to ask my lawyers opinion Of the
college. for . girl Of Gigi's tenn.
permanent"
Il see." Dundee nodded. THANK
you very much. Mr.. Berkeley 49,.
You saw no one when you left Mrs.
Berkeley's sitting room?"
mo one at ALL"
Zone thing more, Mr.. Berkeley.
l understand that you had agreed
to finance q beauty parlor venture
for Doris"
THAT is quite correct" the mil.
lionaire agreed coldly. I'm fact !
began . letter to my lawyer Fri.
day before dinner. but l was too
upset over another matter to finish
1t. When Doris told me Of her en-.
gaeement to Arnold. she also con.
fided her ambition to open q beauty
shop. reminded her that capital
would be required. ! admired the
girl for her very evident good
qualities and particularly for her
attitude toward my son. l deter.
mined to help her financially. on a
strictly business basis. Of course.
am a silent partner in . number
Of small ventures in Hamilton, all
Of them handled through my lawyer
and l believe l should not lose
money II l put in into . beauty
shop. I might add that Doris had
accepted the idea gratefully. on the
condition that her fance did not
object to my being her silent part.
ner."
Dundee heard him through with.
out interruption. Il am sorry Doris
did not live to benefit BY your kind.
ness. Mr.. Berkeley"
$50 am l -. II youll pardon
me. III get back to my bridge
game" Berkeley answered stiffly.
Half an hour later Wicket was
admitted to the tower room. He
came bearing . tray Of sandwiches
and coffee. as well as Information
which seemed to puzzle him ex.
ceedingly.
Il have checked the contents OF
the fountains. SIR" he said. deposit.
ing his tray Al far from the par
rot's cage al the length Of the table
allowed. "Here are the figures.
sir. And I can't understand them
at all. Mr.. Berkeley's fountain was
full and less than an ounce Of the
wood alcohol had been removed
from any Of the others. except Mrs.
Berkeley's. l can swear I filled It
full on Friday. sir. but I found less
than two ounces in It and It holds
FIVE"
That's our secret, Wicket" DUN.
dee warned him.
When the butler had left. the
detective locked the door ct the
foot Of the stairs. returned to the
tower room and locked it, door.
then addressed his parrot:
I'm afraid you're In for . long
session. my dear Watscn'!"
Ito BE Contmued)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
THREE NATIONS MATCH WITS
FOR LEAD IN TIRE TRADE

Washington, May 1.-(P-A tri-
ccrnered battle for leadership in au-
tomobile tire trade is being waged
by the United States, Canada and
France.
The United States has maintained
the supremacy it took in 1927 from
France, but Canada has crowded in
for second rank. The three countries,
with the United Kingdom, italy. Bel
gium,, Germany and Japan, supply
the bulk Of the tire consumption of
the world.
Exports Of the United States in
1929, according to the department of
commerce. amounted to 2.279,438
castings. the largest number shipped
by any country at any time in the
industry.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
Quotations

Hating people is like tearing down
your own house to get rid of rats
Rev. Harry Emerson Fosdick.
X X X
Literature is like a garden; one
enters and admires the flowers, but
one has individual preferences
Professor William Lyon Phelps.
IF 1t is more blessed to give than
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
A Tree-Planting Program

In 1882 the nation will celebrate the 2o0th anniversary
Of the birth of George Washington. Naturally. the cele-
bration will take a lot Of forms: one Of the best that we
have heard OF thus far is the proposal Of the American
Tree association. which hopes to see 100000 memorial
trees planted in the United States between now and
Feb. %, 1892.
The American Tree association has fought valiantly,
Tor many years, to get the American public to understand
the Importance Of reforestation measures. The bicen-
tennial program it-has- just announced should give thip
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-05-01
Columbus Disaster Shows Fault

1t is hard to imagine anything more horrible than the
Ohio penitentiary fire.
The thought Of those 3o0-odd convicts, locked in their
steel cages and screaming out helplessly as death came
upon them in the smoke. is going to be a hard thing to
forget. Ones faith in the ultimate goodness of the world
does not easily survive a jar like that.
Perhaps, though, 1t will be q good thing II we can't
forget this fire too easily.
There is no way of undoing the tragedy. But it is pos
sihe for us to see to it that it is never repeated.
Ohio's prison, as a matter Of fact, was Just waiting for
something like this to happen. The stage was all set for
N-had been set for 1t for years. The investigation now
Under way may disclose that this or that man, group of
men or circumstance or group Of circumstances was d-
rectly at fault; but we do not need an investigation to
see that the fundamental trouble was the penal system
itself.
The prison at Columbus was very old. It was fright
fully overcrowded. It was manned by q staff Of sadly
underpaid guards. Year by year its population increased,
year by year Its facilities grew more and more made
quate; but the politicians at Columbus, year by year,
postponed the expenditure OF money that would have
made a modern, decent penitentiary out of it.
So. sooner or later. something like this fire was bound
to happen.
The tragedy, when it came, was unspeakably awful,
But there is no use in pretending that it was merely the
work OF a sardonic. inscrutable fate. It was the work Of
human shortcomings and indifference. It happened be-
cause Ohio was willing to house its convicts In q relic OF
the Dark ages.
II this were ohio's affair alone it would not be so bad.
But is it? Are there. in all the union. half a dozen states
which do not have penitentiaries equally out-of-date.
equally overcrowded. equally understaffed? Could not
the same thing happen tomorrow in almost any other
penitentiary one could name?
There Is the rub. Not only Ohio needs to spend several
million dollars on q new prison system. Most of the 9TH
er states need to do the same thing.
1t took the 1~roquois theater fire to compel the installa-
ton Of safety devices in American theaters. It took the
sinking Of the Titanic to compel ocean liners to carry
sufficient lifeboats. It took the Collinwood school fire to
make American school buildings safe for children. The
disaster at the Ohio penitentary. let us hope. will result
In a similar advance for our prisons.
we must not continue any longer with inadequate,
crowded, out-of-date prisons. If we do. we shall have,
some day. a repetition of what happened at Columbus.