New Britain herald., 1930-03-14

-NC" ! VI h, Ahul Sii iio III while strolling: A drug store offers tins of imported caviar. Chauffeurs logged up like Russian moujiks. Dollar spot cleaners. At least 20 cafes in town named Peters. A big new hotel with built in movie the ater. Regina Wallace.
 Will B. Johnstone, a Chicago, lll.. boy who made good in the city. Ladies smiling through tight lips Ed Hill, the reportorial fashion plate. A sandwich parlor with black marble front. Not bay win, dow left in mid town. Peggy Joyce and a pair of griffons.
 Reno Bufano, the marionette man. The thick gloom in those up- stairs dancing academies. And the loud shirted sheiks in hour glass suits at the door. Giving every pass ing girl a slithering, insinuating glance. Pajamas with Persian lamb collars. Yoo hoo. And rattle snake bow ties from a push cart.
 The tobacco shop window decor ator who is paid s20.0OO year. Tea room sign: Wanted-Colored cu,- slniere.'' Moss and Fontana the dancers. The modernistic automat. Sidewalk vendors selling air inflat- ed hula hula girls that dance on q string. Shops that steal great French names.
 Jersualem brass and pottery. And Damascus jewelry. A 400-day clock. Round playing cards. A reading glass with a tiny electric light. Nursery rugs. Toy trap drummer's outfits. The store called The Three New Workers. The fun country jake can have window shopping. And reading restaurant names. Viz: MT. and Mrs. Baxter Col. Flaherty's Waffle Den, The Pisin- the Poke, The Toodery and Sallys Kitchen. Louis Wiley of the Times. Beatrice I.illie stops to peer into a baby carriage. William Williams the musical comedy tenor. And Q Harvard man.
 The best natured policeman in the world may be found in New York Also the most overbearing. The chop suey sign that cuts off Flo Ziegfeld's electrical display. The Flea Circus carries on. Now in its 9th year. And paying s50,000 a year rent.
 Familiar night owl lunch wagons have disappeared from congested centers but in the outlying district they flourish. A firm in New Ro- chelle manufactures most of them to be shipped all over the country. Uptown New York has more than 300 and there are as many more ringing Greenwich Village and the lower tip of the island.
 The lunch wagon in many soc tions has supplanted the old time | saloon as a rendezvous for neigh i borhood idlers. Each is filled after dinner with a tooth-picking crowd cracking wise and providing a metropolitan replica of the general store out wonder.
 Some of the dc luxe wagons the | finest is at 1S3d street and Broad way and is called AIS Diner-have a row of private tables along the wall opposite the counter. richly upholstered and offering deep cushioned chairs. On New Years eve they are often taken over by private parties,
 Nothing ticlles Broadway so much as q typographical "bull' in q newspaper especially when it of fers a touch of the risque. Some weeks ago tabloid had a want ad, every other line of which form- cd a shocking sentence. It was kill ed" in later editions but for several days copies that contained the smut were bootlegged for as high as $5.
 Alexander Woellcott tells of a samll town editor who referred to 8 somewhat bibulous and doughty Major of the community as a bot | tle-Scarred veteran" The Major burned a path to the editors office waving a six shooter in one hand