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The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Electrical District No. 2 to Geo.
w. Scheerer Release power lien re
Sc II Of NEK o-6.8.
Civic Parez to Battista GAYS.
Chat. 500. House Superior.
w. w. Lininger to Casa Grande
Valley Bank. Chat. 500. copper
wire and poles.
Leonard T. Wilson to Casa
Grande Valley Bank. Chat. cotton
crop.
23133-34 J. G. Boswell Co. CHAT.
Mtge. cotton crops.
Richadr II. Rattliff to Arizona
Southwest Bank. Trustee for Stew
art Appleby. w. o. lot 10, Blk. Is,
Evergreen Adm. Casa Grande. 10.
Pinal Co Title & Trust Co to
Stewart Appleby w. D. lot 5, Blk.
16, Evergreen Addn. Casa Grande.
10.
Richard H. Ratcliff to r. w. Car.
ter. w. D. Ny Of NEA Of NEA
1855. 10. Above filed 1880.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
Proverb Has Many Forms

"a bird in the hand is worth two
in the bush" comes from a collec.
ton OF Scottish sayings found In
John Rays "Compleat Collection Of
English Proverbs" book which ap.
peared first in 1910 and which went
through several editions. The orig.
inal phrase, as found in Ray, Is,
Better a fowl in hand nor two
flying" In another form it appears
in a collection by John Haywood
(1546) as follows: Better one bird
in hand than ten In the wood" And
there are many other early varia.
tons, one at least, from the He
brew, two from the French, and two
from the Spanish.-Exchang
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
Origin of Scottish Ballad

The old Scottish ballad of "The
Bonny Earl of Moray" is based
on Huntley's assassination of young
Moray in 1891, and an old legend
declares that the bereaved mother
had a picture Of her murdered son
painted on linen and carried as q
banner through Edinburgh to pro.
claim the crime. A few years ago
in exploring long disused rooms at
Kinfauns castle, this linen picture
was discovered among forgotten
lumber by the present Earl OF
Moray, who had it stretched and
framed as piece Of family history.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
WOMAN'S CLUB HOLDS
ANNUAL GUEST DAY MEErlNG

At press time Thursday AFTER
noon the WCman's Club is holdh Z
its annual guest day meeting. a.
the result of the invitations ISSUED
4 large attendance is present nom
the Casa Grande, Florence and Les.
EFT Woman clubs Also a numoer
( aides prominent in GLIB work
ever the state were invited.
The hostess committe of The day
IS the executive committee of the
Cub consisting of Mrs. James LII.
thy, Mrs. E. T. Clark, Mrs. D. {
Davis, Mrs Lillian Scott, Mrs. L -
ert Mclean, Mrs. w. E. Mutt aud.
Mrs. Margi Wilkie.
The program is in charge of Mrs..
W. Jackson, the theme being The
First Ladies of the Land"
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
BECAME FARMER BY ACCIDENT

Chris Soreasen has go acres in
cotton at the ole Borree homestead
north of Borree Corners. Chris has
farmed for many years in this val
ley and he was recalling a few
days back how he gave up mining
to tackle the soil for a living. While
working in the Ray district he was
summoned to Florence as a witness
in killing affair. While at the
county seat he met a friend who
convinced him that it woGId b.
better to go into the farming bust
ness, so the venture was made and
Chris. has been in the valley ever
since. While following the vocation
of miner he worked in Bisbee, Can
Anea, Globe and most OF the big
camps of the southwest and has
many friends who will remember
him.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
DAIRY STOCK INCREASES

Phoenix, Ariz., April 25. (UP)-
The State Veterinarian of Arizona
mas announced that 1877 dairy ca,
tie was shipped into the state DIR.
ing the period beginning January
1 and ending April q.
Included in tie number was three
guernseys, billed for Douglas, and
nine purebred Hoisteins. sent to
Phoenix from Mukwonago and
Madison, Wis, respectively.
ether points of shipment wore
Texas, New Mexico, Missouri, Kan
sas and California.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
OLD TIME DEPUTY IN CASA
GRANDE

Ernest Lehman, who has resided
in Kelvin sinnce 1912, was a deputy
sheriff in Casa Grande in the nine
ties. After leaving there he ran e
barber shop in Ray for some time
and then moved to Kelvin at which
place he was justice of the peace
up to the last few years. While a
the recent meeting of the pioneers
in Phoenix Ernest met many Flor
'ence and Casa Grande people with
whom he snapped stories of Eye
good old days"
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Mesdames ]. ]. Jones, S. c. but.
DIR. w. Jackson, Bill Jacksbl, IN
ace HUMPHREYS, Ed Lacey, tra'i
Eberhart, o. B. Boone, j. B. YJ3.r
ind Ace Gardner were guests at
the Mrs. w. F. Watsoa y. IA
" ednesday afternoon, the LADY en-
PERTAINING IN honor of Mrs. j. L.
Cranky and Mrs. R. S. GraIOy f
Ocean Park California, who ora
visiting at her home.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
PIONEER OF SELMA DISTRICT

Fred Armistead, of the Selma
district in the Casa Grande terri
tory, was a court business visitor
in Florence this week. Fred for
many years made speciality of
sweet potatoes and drew down the
big prizes at the State Fair. H
reports that Mrs. Armistead, who
has been IL, is now improving and
regaining her former good health.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Harry Billingsly, formerly Of
Ray and Flo1 ence, was a Coolidge
visitor Wednesday. He was sur
prised at the great change that has
taken place Throughout this valley.
Harry is in ne plumbing business
On the coast.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Geo A. Nowlin has the contract
fer building an awning in front Ui
Damaron Hotel.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

The following were present ri, 4
Dinner given on the desvIt f,@.lr
the river Sunday evening ty III.
and Mrs. w. Jackson: Mr.. AID IRIS.
r. L. Langford, Mr. and '2rs Larl
stephenson, and Mrs Stephenso' ,
mother, Mr. and Mrs. William sac =
son, Jr., Mrs. Milderd HeiG.y at !
daughter Edna Kathleen, ass Al
Iha Farnsworth, Miss Luci;e chip
rerfield, Joe Sherrell, John d. Gct-
lee, Mr.. and Mrs. j. j. Jon1, anT
4 Jones and Elizabeth Jones.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
ON THE FLY

QUICK SPROUTlNG COTTON
At the r. E. Grimes farm IA
miles south of the Natzinger corner
100 acres are planted to cotton.
Mr.. Grimes states that some Of the
plants were in sight three days af-
ter planting.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
BELIEVES OIL IN THIS VALLEY

One of the most persistent AMI
dilligent workers toward giving
this valley good trial to develop
oil is w. H. Mcdowell, of La Palma.
Mac has been laid up for some
time but is rapidly regaining his
strength. He was a court visitor in
Florence this week and states that
parties he has interested will work
toward getting an oil rig operating
in the vicinity of Coolidge. He ex-
poets to visit here shortly on bust
ness connected with this enterprise.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25
SERIOUSLY HURT

SERIOUSLY HURT
Arthur Tenney, well xdowr in
Casa Grande and through tut this
valley ten years past, nov resi-.
dent of San Diego, was seriously
hurt by his automobile turo;i.c cv' r
on the Casa Grande-Phoe TX high
way late lat week. Mr.. Tenney
was on his way to attend a Mormon
meeting In Mesa. He is no. a Lat
ter Day Saints missionar on the
Pacific coat.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Dallas Pains, former postnast-
er of Casa Grande, and now i'cc
motive engineer, spent Tuesday
md Wednesday in Cooli iG" the
guest of Ted Healy. Mr.. Pirko AID
his stepfather, Mr.. KEEL, W~ra
agents for The first pumps :or re-
Glamation purposes sold alb III Casa
fande-the Woods pump. Many
installations of this pump we. (
made in 1914 to 1917. Mr.. Aeis2
now lives in San Diego.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

The official opening Of the E. c..
Lrasty building takes place Satur
DAY evening. An invitation has BEEN
extended for all to be present and
enjoy the dancing, music, and re-
freshments. Stidman's old time it'd
dlers will play the favorites of CID
tine dances, and Dick Johnson and
his Collegians will provide the lat
est in popular selections. This
night Of April 26th promises to De
one long to be remembered by tle
people OF Coolidge.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Mrs. Harriet Underwood, rs, Of
Te,re Haute, Ind, has served as
Ianitress Of school in that city fci
40 years.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

At the home of Mrs. Fred Eosl.
Tart. North Coolidge, Wednesday,
epril 23rd, shower was gIvsn 70:
Mrs. May Lane. 1t was given by
Mrs. ]. ]. Butterfield and Mrs. s.
c Burt Those present were: Mes
danes ] B. Boone, Esley Grey, Ace
Gardner, Watson, Boyer. Bill Jacx
son, r. j. Jones, ]. ]. Jones, Estne,
Scott, Chas. Cohn, J. r Luthy,
White Farnsworth, Robert Mclean,
J ]. Butterfield and s. C. Burt. 4
beautiful pink and blue ship iull
of useful presents was presented.
Refreshments OF individual cakes
and ice tea was served.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Mrs. Dwight w. Morrow, mother
in-law of Colonel Lindbergh, will
aid her husband in his campaign
for election to the United States
Senate.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Rev. c. B. Lowry Of London, has
been upheld in refusing to marry a
couple that had never been baptis-
ed.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Miss Julia Gallof of Flushing,
N. Y, p years old, has been award
ed big sewer contract in Queens
county.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

George Molviny of Chicago had
his mother-ln law arrested for
throwing hot water on him.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

On the night Of May 3rd the VIII
liam David Hood post of the Amer.
lean Legion Of Coolidge, will cele-
brate the purchase Of the Silver
Moon dancing pavilion by giving a
grand dance The commltt1e in
charge is Gerald Townsend. A. C
Stockton and w. H. Ketchersid.
Every means will be taken to pro-
vide a wonderful time for all who
attend.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Mrs. 8. w. Bates and mol n Mrs
Coats, have returned to Coot ie, ~.
ter number of days visit N tie
rapital city.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Friday and Saturday are L:Jhs
Day at Mesa. The state convention
meets. DR.. J. w. Jackson, presi-
dent, Al Wilkie, deputy district
governor TO- Casa Grande Valley,
aid Gerald Townsend, secretary Of
the local club, will be present aDd
Saturday nearly all the memb ,rs
will be on hand at the convention.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Latest calculations place the tenn
perature of the moon at 265 de-
grees above zero at it's hottest, and
1876 degrees below zero when total
ly eclipsed.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

FOR SALE-One White R.lne Re-
friseratoY. MY peuAa capRei'y =.
$1,000. See ]. J. Jones.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Rentals to private owners for
space occupied by government de-
partments in Washington amount
to more than a million dollars a
year.
There are II United States ma
tional parks, with a total area of
1913 square miles.
The Coolidge examiner. [volume] (Coolidge, Ariz.) 1930-current, 1930-04-25

Delaware was the first state to
ratify the Constitution of the Unit
ed States, on December 7, 1887.
Benjamin Franklin remarked to
his fellow-signers of the Declara-
ton of independence, eff we don
hang together, we'll all hang sep
arately."
Automobile deaths in the United
States per 100000 population in
creased from Is in 1924 to more
than II in 1929
About 1900 publications in the
United States are devoted to bust
ness and trade interests.
Ten cabbages exhibited on his
farm by David Ford of Plymouth.
Eng, weighed go pounds.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02
NOME COUNTRY LIABLE PRODUCE RIC STRIKE
 SAYS OLD vOYAGER

Bill Warner who has been all around northern Alaska and the Koukarok country in the Nome district, said he would be back and shoot the cub reporter of the Seward Gateway if his name was mentioned in the pap CT. He says that up in the Kou- garok region, the next big plac- CT strike will be made. He says we haven't seen anything yet, But if you quote me- I'll come back and shoot you"
 Warner had the biggest mala- mute dog seen in Seward for many day They came on the M. s. Boxer. He figures on going back to the Nome country in spite of the fact that his trip south on the Boxer has been a tough one. He is casting eyes at Siberia where he has been be- fore. The Nome country is liable to produce one of those new creeks for which AlaskanS have been wishing. He and the dog were partners in a trek thru the canadian BarrenS and the north of Alaska. The dog was named Tip and bears sill yer collar engraved by a Nome Jewelry which says My Name is Tip, from the pirate ship. Who the hell are you?" #.|#'
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02
FINE CAPITOL

"Alaska's new capitol building IS one of the finest government structures of its size in the United States" says Everett J- Quinn. mechanical engineer ol the Trea sury Department who came to Juneau to look over Jlle building The workmanship throughout ,he building is splendid, he said, ac- cording to the Juneau Ennf.re.
 J Fl Marshall, const. dc.icn ea- gineer for the Treas .lTg Depart men, who has supervised brilding operations is entitled Mo gre4t cr4- dit and IN. P. seyefin Company of Chicago which obtaiacd the 2en- eral contract on the yl it!iag dic the job thoroughly ani With cfI- erity ..
 Quick sarviee and Wholesome
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02
SKIN AND IVORY

Several hundred seal skins and reindeer skins from the Boxer land are included in the cargo of the Motorship Boxer which arrived in Seward port Sunday, Some local buyers took advantage Of the chance to buy reindeer
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

floor rug. The ship also carried some fine ivory pieces which are to be included in the Bureau of Education exhibit at the Paris Exposition next summer.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

No stale bakery goods here at any time. Fresh pastries, cakes and bread every day at the Electric Bakery.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

Hear the waltz "A Thousand
 Kisses;' the organ piece Cali fornia Sunshine Schallerer's Alaska Shop. adv
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

Congress opened up at Wash ington, ID. C., yesterday 50 it won't be long now before Alas ka will know the worst.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

The Gateway; the paper with It.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

Quick sarvlce And Wholesome Food at the Electric Bakery.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

Read the news every day. -
Seward daily gateway., 1930-12-02

ALASKA VIEWS, at scnaIlerer's Alaska Shop.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17
An "Odd Jobs" Campaign

There are two ways OF meeting any sort Of mis-
fortune. One is to sit down and call on the world
TO witness that you are being fouly treated. The
other is to roll up your sleeves and go out and do
something to make things better.
AS far as the present economic depression goes. the
first method seems to be more popular with most of
Us. We read and hear Of men who are close to the
situation because they can't get work. and We shake
our heads and feel very sorry for them-and let it 60
81 that.
There are exceptions however. In Racine. Wis,
the citizens decided to adopt the second course; and
they have gone to work SO effectively that their action
deserves 10 be broadcast over the nation SO that other
cities may copy it.
An intelligent columnist named Tex Reynolds, who
writes for the Racine Times-Can, got the idea that
a bit Of a job. no matter how patry. does q jobless
man g lot more good than a lot Of public wailing.
With the aid Of his paper. he launched what you
might call an Odd Job Campaign, urging everyone in
Racine who possibly could to find. or invent, some
sort Of odd job that some unemployed workman
could fill.
Business and civic leaders fell in line enthusiastic
ally. The unemployed men were enrolled, so that
people could see just how many men needed work
Citizens who had regular jobs looked around for
chances to hire men. Some engaged men to clean
their furnaces. Others found they could pay a couple
Of dollars to have ashes hauled away and rubbish
removed. Others found other small jobs. All in all.
a good many men were given work that they needed
very badly, and a good many flat pocketbooks got a
little much-needed s%tuffing.
Now the important thing about all Of this is that
it is the sort OF measure that any city or town can
take. 1t is adapted to the biggest city in the country
and TO the smallest. II does not need a lot Of wealthy
people to make It a success. The man Of modest
means can take an important part in it.
Some Of the jobs obtained in this manner prove
permanent. Most Of them last only a day or a week
But in either case they are extremely valuable to the
men who get them. A f~ive-dollar bill looks pretty big
to the man who hasn't worked since May. And it's
a lot better for him TO get it by earning IL than BY
having some charitable organization hand 1t to him.
It is hard to ov~er-estimate the gain that might be
made if every city and town should put on a similar
campaign. A great deal OF misery and suffering
could be averted and a real stride toward better. more
active business gould be made. Why not give it a
try? These Racine people have an idea that deserves
copying.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17

Famous Statements Of Famous Americans
MY son and I are buying stocks now"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17
The Once Over
THE GARBLE SISTERS DISCUSS THE
WORLD SERIES

Copyright. 1880. BY The Associated Newspapers
We'll. what do you think of the world series?"
i thought 1t was pretty good from what I read
and heard on the radio. George Bernard Shaw
pitched a wonderful game. didn't he?"
Il wish I could've gone to Boston to see one Of EN-.
I've got a boy friend there at the American Legion
convention"
Il hated to see Cleveland win that last game"
"why?"
IF they'd lost it would have been a draw at five
games each and then they would've played it off at
King Mountain"
Il got awfully excited listening on the radio to
Floyd McNamee."
feller on who was good. Graham Prick, I think 1t
was"
Wasn't that Cardinal third baseman wonderful
Adolph Hitler, I mean"
Yeah. He only allowed five hits. It was a shame
to take him for that pinch hitter wickersham."
Il didn't hear much about Babe Ruth in the series
this year"
L noticed that, too. guess he just wasn't hit
ting"
Il remember he knocked a homer in the first or
second game, right after the Cleveland pitcher. Ca
pone. called him Mule Ears"
Was that Ruth? 7 thought It was Ty Cobb"
1T was too bad they knocked that little pitcher out
Of the box SO early in that last game"
"wid Bill Thompson you mean?7
That wasn't the name. The one I means an
Irishman."
"Oh, / know. Russell. They call him "A. E."
THAT don't sound like 1t either. Anyway he pitch
ed a wonderful game in the third game in De-
troit."
The Red sox couldn't hit him at all that day
s.s
who managed the Red Sox in this series7"
"Gabby Gouraud, I think. He lost one arm in the
war"
you can't beat that manager Of the Athletics,
though, for being smart"
Connie Machado. you mean"
That's the one. He's 156 years old and once threw
a baseball from the top Of Washington monument in
Pittsburgh"
He had some good clever coaches this year"
"Knute Rockne was a big help to him"
"Knute Rockne was the Cleveland or Red Sox
coach. I mean Nal Stevens and Lou Little They
doped out every move the other side made in adj
vance
What a big bust Sunny Gehrig was. He only got
one hit"
"Maloney made A show OF him
wei next year I'm going to see the series II I
have TO steal the money. Where are they holding it?"
Il think Porto Allegro or Pernambuco. ! remember
seeing these names In the morning paper"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17
Those Rubber Checks

All Of this stuff about lovely Clara Bow and the
rubber checks she issued to the Nevada gamblers who
took her for $4,000 is beginning to go just a little
stale.
II Is very interesting. Of course. to learn that Clara
went to a gambling house escorted by VIII Rogers
that she plunged heavily with the luck against her
and that she stopped payment on the checks she pre-
sented. But. after all. the fate Of the nation hardly
hangs on our proper understanding Of the matter. I.
is hardly worth mulling over any longer.
So we can only hope that the whole business will
speedily be forgotten. We have heard just about
enough Of it. It really isn't very funny any longer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17

Gus looking me and women passed.
Caruthers left them in front Of a
theater which to Celia was one Of
the ugliest.
All the way to Grammercy Park
Lisi chartered OF the young mans
attractions.
You know" she said impulsive-
~. Il like you. Celia. I knew I
could depend on you. You're on
the level"
Celia replied that she liked Lisi
too. IL was agreed they should
meet again soon. Then Lisi de-
parted and Celia entered the house.
The next day was dreary but on
Saturday Mrs. Mitchell and Celia
drove to Westchester 10 attend a
society fair cor the benefit of char
ity. It was n of the charities Of
which Mrs. Mitchell served as a
board member.
Celia was not interested until
she visited the fortune teller's tent.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17

"A movement for the reduction OF
customs duties has been started in
Ecuador.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-17

honestly believe that the individual
or citizen who suffers from neo-
phobia Qear Of anything new will
never attain success. However. i.
an experiment Is attempted and
found unsuccessful, why stick 10 it?
Admit the mistake, and return TO
the old method OF doing things.
We think that the change IN
traffic lights Is not Tor the best.
and urge, with tears in cur eyes.
that the old system be re-instalied.
We're wearing out u brake lin
ings stopping 50 often.
Tramp, Tramp. Tramp
And still more tramps.
The lure Of Valley sunshine. anc
the widespread report that pros
peIity is the Rio Grande's middle
name. has attracted a large num-
Der Of the Weary Willy brotherhood
here. And not only tramps. but un-
employed honestly attempting TO
find work.
We can't help them.
The Valley Is prosperous. res. But
we have enough laborers here to
supply the demand, and an influx
Of outside labor will result in trou-
bic.
"A man who Is a c~ongenital gentle
man, an honest citizen, will rob
anc steal when on the verge Of
starvation. You can't blame him
If he is actually dying from lack
Of proper food and drink. can you
condemn him for kidnapping c chick
en- or abducting a pail Of milk?
And that's what will happen here,
when work Is scarce and workers
numerous. The country will *
pcrience a crime wave.
The world waits for trouble to
occur, and then attempts 10 elm
mate ID. why not eliminate the
possibility OF trouble. and keep T.
from occurring?
Let's do something about the
present situation.
II this be editorial. make the
most Of Il.
Did You?
We ask you. have you heard about
the nan who had a hole in his
umbrella so he would know when
Il stopped raining7
We hadn't. until yesterday. but
ne wager that he Is the brother OF
the professor who put his wife out
and slept with the cat