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Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29
KARNEs FOR COMMISSIONER
Gateway Readers.

Gateway ReaderS.-
 Since it is impossible for me to meet all the readers of this paper personally, \ am taking this means of informing you of my qualifications for the posi- ton of Commissioner of Educa- tion for the Territory of Alas ka. Wich position am seeking at the general election on No- vember 4th.
 I am a college and university graduate, having studied an equivalent of two years beyond the requirements for the A. B. degree. During these two years of postgraduate study, Y have specialized in the field of school administration, and have cover ed every phase of the work.
 I have had IT years experience in school work, consisting of experience as rural school teacher, high school teacher, high school principal, grade SUD- ervisor, and city superintend- dent.
 With the special training and wide experience noted above, ] am sure that I am very ade- qautely qualified for the posi- tion, and if selected, will give the Territory an administration of it's schools that will be in keeping with the best practices of the times.
 You will find my name on the Democratic ticket.
 Yours very truly, A. E- Karnes
 Superintendent of Schools Adv. Ketchikan, Alask1
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29
Ss YUKON TONNAGE

The SS Yukon of the A. $. S. O., enroute to the Port of Sew ard from Seattle, is carrying over 25O tons of diversified cargo for this port The variety includes airplanes, musk oxen, telegraph poles, an automobile and a COW, besides the usual tonnage of gen. eral freight and merchandise for town and rail points.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29
WHAT AND WHY

O'Neel Peak Mount ONeeN $500 feet high, near lat. 50 de- grees 42 minutes long. 144 de- grees 59 minutes. For the late A. C. O'Neel, prominent engin- ger for the Copper River & N. w. Railway.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

The Alaska Standard of the Stan dard Oil Company arrived at the company's Seward dock this morn ing and is discharging oil.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

A splendid opportunity to have eyes examined. pr. J. MI. Edmunds, eye specialist, will be at the Van Glider Hotel from Oct. 31 to Nov. :
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

When you think of Bakery Goods, there is just one place you should try, the Electric Bak- cry.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29
AGAIN THE GATEWAY WINS

After years advertising contract with the max CTS of that wonderful remedy "Sargon" The Gateway receives telegraphic instructions to stop the ads Ev denty this means the nation is cured.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

Among the valuable services recently rendered ny rho Department of Agriculture is the distribution o1 pamphlet telling how to keep grape Julce rom Ter mentng.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

Hear the VIEWS, Schallerers Kisses;' the organ piece "CaI Alaska Shop
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

Senator Nye threatens newspapers which publish criticisms of his campaign investigating committee. Senators are strong for criticism but don't like to De on the receiving end.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

Fresh Haas. canoy. SCHALLER- ER'S ALASKA SHOP.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

A psychologist declares that women are happler than men, At least they seem to enjoy their unhapp ness more.
Seward daily gateway., 1930-10-29

The average mans deuson is the idea that he will some day get out of debt.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
Mitchell Sounds a Warning

Attorney General William D. Mitchell has sounded
q warning to the senate judiciary committee. He
appeared before the committee to talk on the resclu-
ton for senate investigation Of prohibition. He OPP
posed this on the ground that it would paralyze en-
forcement work during the inquiry. He urged, in
stead. that congress enact the prison relief legislation
and the measure transferring prohibition. He at
tributed the over-taxing Of the federal machinery to
the prohibition, white slave, narcotic and automobile
theft law.
He declared with emphasis on his words. 1t makes
me feel that We ought to get our house in order and
increase our facilities for handling the criminal bust
ness we already have, before we start passing any
more federal statutes that make things federal crimes
that are not federal crimes at present.
Those who are interested in the cause of prohi-
bition, either dry or wet or modification proposals.
are reminded that in the current number OF the Sat
urday Evening Post there Is q remarkable editorial
which is certain to give offense to the ultra drys with
out containing very much consolation for the extreme
vets.
Its writer boldly hints that the time is drawing near
for a nationwide referendum in order that the issue
of prohibition may be emphatically settled in order
that the lawmakers may direct attention to the
economic problems which came in with the new
civilization and what is known as the machine age Of
man
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

| vious spy methods, in an effort to
reveal the relationship between the
Soviet leaders and certain American
red" activities.
A half dozen flyers who figured
In the recent Mexican troubles have
come by. with whispered admissions
Of connections in Latin lands and
the far ends of Europe.
An army Of bogus nobility Is for
ever finding its way into the inner
circles Of New York. dipping the
who's who" with trickeries remi-
niscent of the old gold brick"
game.
The most recent OF such impos-
tors has. only recently, been a guest
Of the immigration authorities on
Ellis Island. Im-personating a couple
Of Syrian p~olentates. he is about to
be returned to Europe after imposing
himself upon many OF Hollywood's
fairest stars.
Phoney ex-nobles Of Russia, Aus
tria and other countries that threw
owe their various royalties have
been a commonplace In New York,
as in Paris.
The case OF a young woman who
appeared sincerely TO believe that
she was the Princess A~nastasia, Of
the Cars family, has been but one
incident in the series OF fictionally
romantic episodes. For several years
she has been harbored by some OF
the richest and most exclusive so
ciety folk of the town. Her protec-
tors and champions have been con-
vinced to the point OF spending for
tunes to prove her case. Whether or
not she is deported is Of no matter.
insofar as the romantic episode Of
the case is concerned
The QUILTING Of Latin revolu-
tons has long been an old Manhat-
tan custom. The hazard involved
in financing such intrigues was in
variably slight. since most Of the
plotters appeared well pursed. Some
OF the shrewdest financiers have, at
one time or another, been lured by
the bright lure OF the melodramatic.
And fortunes have been tossed into
the Golfers or the adventurous. We
are funny that way!
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

balloon from Dublin % England All
up in the air.
1874. Ellen Glasgow, writer, born.
Now We know how old she Is.
1891. Chief Justice Green Of Ok
lahoma decided roman could hold
public office. we wager chief JUS
tice Green was hen-pecked.
1898. French occupied Kwange-
chauwan. China. One glance at the
names of Chinese towns shows whv
the race iS backward. They spend
all their time pronouncing names
and haven't time for anything else.
1904 Contract signed for transfer
OF Panama Canal TO United States.
We were under the opinion that It
was still down there.
1909 Moslems in Armenia reported
tO have killed $4,000 Christians. They
had a simply killing time.
1906. Olympic games began in
Athens, Greece.
1921. The House passed the Immi-
grafton restriction bill. And we're
still having trouble with it ... on
the border.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
You Can Find the Threads OF a Lot
or Richard Harding Davis Yarns
In Manhattan, If You Know Just
Where tn link Enr Them

You Can Find the Threads OF a Lot
or Richard Harding Davis Yarns
In Manhattan, If You Know Just
Where To Look For Them.
NEW YORK, April 23-The cos
mopolitanism OF New York breeds
a little world OF Richard Harding
Davis folk.
Adventures and soldiers Of for
tune, adventuresses and ladies of
fortune drift in from many lands.
"A few years back when Jacks was
a famous cafe rendezvous. it was said
that more South American revolu-
tons were plotted there than eve
were conceived in Latin surround
ings.
There are still juntas and gun run
ners. there are secret agents from
n dozen lands watching the move
mentS OF the opposition on this is
land; intrigue is brewed over tea
cups and airplane fleets are ordered
for mysterious errandS chieftains Of
rum-running fleets dicker for sleek
craft and sun bronzed rainbow chas-
ers drift in and out Of the Exporters
Club.
For years. on the fringe Of the
lower East Side, there was a store
that equipped whispering rebels
with armamentS-and, so far as I
know, an opera bouffe revolution
may still be staged with the guns
and supplies purchased there.
Only q few months ago an ex-war
flyer who had turned soldier Of for
tune and sold his services into Mica
ragua and Mexico wandered into
the office and whispered in my ear
that he was taking a gun runner
which then lay at anchor off a busy
Manhattan pier. Since he disap-
peared q few days later, with two
planes, II is not unreasonable to
suppose that he answered the call
Of adventure.
In Fifth Avenue, at the moment,
you'll find a representative Of the
old Russian regime enSconced in an
elegantly fronted building carrying
on ar espionage campaign against
all those interested in Soviet activi-
ties. From time to time he pops UP
with Recommendation. secured by de-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
A Judicial Knockout for
Creagerites

There Is q Creager faction and a Wurzbach faction
in the county Of Bexar. in the shadows OF the Alamo.
Chieftains OF the factions carried their scraps to the
courts. Control of the Craftsmanship Of the county
mmittee as well as the committee itself, was the
prize at stake. Judge Frederick Stevens Of the dis
trict court heard the evidence and the argument, and
decided for the Wurzbach faction. This reversed
a decision Of the state republican convention OF 1928
which seated the Creager faction delegates and
recognized the Creager county committee. Now the
war is on, and now Harry NJ. is ambitious to con-
tinue for another term Of two years the role Of only
republican congressman from Texas What VIII
happen to the Creager federal slate? Who will get
the closest to the presidential ear? This is campaign
year away down in Texas" and federal plums are
fancy nrizeS.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
7AE Nam STEM
Intimate Glimpses Of the Valleys Alley
BIZ y. IN.

was to become famous not as a fort
but as a prison. and as q prison one
% hated that ID started a revolution.
1859. Richard Cromwell dissolved
Parliament. II Parliament then was
anything like congress now, it served
ii right.
1892. Richard Bishop. imprisoned
for doubling ~witchcraft. Exactly
238 years later. identically the same
thing would happen To him IL lie
believed IN witchcraft.
1924. Emmanuel Kant, German
Philosopher. born. Which shows
that there in absolutely nothing i'll "A
name. Kant could. and there was
no such word as can't in his vocab-
ulary. Kant said Il can" and did.
1857. MI. Hodsman crossed in a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
Down on a Texas Farm

In old Anderson county, for the first time in It's
history, black eyed peas will be grown on a COM
mercial scale this year. A pea buying firm of Athens
will furnish the buyer when the crop is ready TO
harvest. Those who are wise will reduce the cotton
acreage, not only in Anderson but in all other Texas
counties. Why produce cheap cotton, away below
the cost of production, for the millers OF the world?
Why invite poverty, when a fair share Of prosperity
can be won?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

q humane method Of killing them.'-News item.
Senator Heflin: Mr.. Speaker, ! rise to denounce
as barbarous and unworthy OF a civilized country the
practice Of cooking Holsters by dumping them alive N
a pot Of hot water. I wish to =.
Senator Caraway: Has the gentleman from Ala
bama any evidence that the lobster suffers unduly?
Senator Helm: 1 understand that -.
Senator Caraway: Never mind what you under
stand. Have you had any complaints?
Senator Heflin: I have not heard directly from
the Holsters one way or the other. Do I under
stand the gentleman from Arkansas to contend that
a lobster does not mind being boiled alive?
Senator Caraway: ! do not. ! make no pretepsions
Of knowing anything about a Holsters reactions in
boiling water. Nor do I think the gentleman from
Alabama has any such knowledge.
Senator Wheeler: Will the gentleman yield?
Thanks. II has been my privilege to give the matter
some study. I have listened often with an ear to
pot when Holsters were cooking and I can say without
fear Of contradiction that their groans are pitiful.
Senator Caraway: How can you tell when lobster
is groaning2
Senator Wheeler: Does the gentleman contend tina.
the lobster may have been laughing?
Senator Caraway: I am not a student Of a lob
sters emotional life.
Senator Robinson: Have any Of the gentlemen
ever been a kettle Of hot water?
Senator Caraway: I think I can safely say for
myself and colleagues that this is none of the gentle
mans business. We are not exactly Holsters.
Senator Robinson: Not exactly. I admit. / hold
with Senator Heflin that the boiling of Holsters alive
is inhumane and that we owe it to the Holsters to do
something.
Senator Caraway: We owe nothing to Holsters.
Senator Robinson: But how about clans?
Senator Carawsy: How about them?
Senator Robinson: We might as well 90 into the
matter thoroughly and impartially. Do you deny a
clam suffers when being cooked?
Senator Caraway: My position on suffering among
claims is well known.
Senator Wheeler: What is your position on clans?
And do you mean soft-sheled or round?
Senator Caraway: I refer the gentlemen to my
public speeches.
Senator Wheeler: / claim this proves the SEN
ator's inherent cruelty and hearlessness. He is the
kind Of man who probably eats oysters raw without
conjunction.
Senator Caraway: This is beside the point.
Senator Wheeler: Will the gentleman deny he eats
oysters raw?
Senator Caravay: I will neither deny or affirm it.
Senator Wheeler: Have you ever eaten wrinkles
uncooked?
Senator caraway: Don't you stand there and
Wrinkle me?
Senator Wheeler: I'm not winkling you.
Senator Caraway: would not put it above you,
sir.
The Speaker: The chair feels that wrinkles may not
properly be discussed at this time. HOLSTERS, oysters
and clans. perhaps. but no wrinkles.
Senator'S Tin chorus: What No wrinkles.
Curtain by popular request)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

Green Pastures" one OF the hits Of the season. was
produced by a Wall street broker. The Wall street
influence may soon lead 10 an announcement that 1t
is to be me- ed with General Electric and that Marc
Connolly is to be split UP three for one.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

A drug store proprietor shot a man the other day.
Possibly the fellow made the objectionable mistake
Of asking for medicine instead Of a sandwich.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

Mr.. John d. Rockefeller has left the South and tn
winter resort season may now be said to have beer
officially closed.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

The oil king had a wonderful winter and he re-
ports It did him a lot Of good. But We understand
he still hurries his back swing, lifts his head, forgets
to pivot and grips too hard.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
ALONG ELIZABETH

ALONG ELIZABETH
Sheriff Frank Brown . with a big
pistol keeping the law. Officer
Lozano. cap cooked over one ear
. blowing q WHISTLE. Augustine
Celaya. driving -. obeying traffic
signals !. Maurice Brulay. talk
ing with his hands. almost having
a collision WV. Emmett DCdd. with
a pr occupied expression on his face
walking . walking Judge
r. K. Green ... lawyer ... climbing
stairs \. III the First National build
ing ". Benito Longoria NV. at the
Merchants National . looking
through bars ... on the inside look
ing out ... William Neale ~. per-
spring Wy.
That Port
Brownsville has been SO busy
thinking about the money the port
win bring here that other changes
wh.-h viii result from the compile
ton OF the channel have not been
given even passing consideration.
These changes which are spoken
Of are ones that Will affect the five
senses sight, hearing, smell,
touch. and taste. And every nor
NAL person with his Or her quintet
Of senses intact will enjoy the
changes.
First. we will take up sight. What
will the sights be? There Will
be large ships. with peculiar foreign
names and sailors. The sailors will
swagger ND the main stem with "A
swaying walk unknown To the land
lubbers OF Brownsville. Merchan-
disc Of unusual description will be
offered for sale exotic silks, I'M
usual vases and china-ware. brill
liant zones, things sailors pick LTD
and barter.
The sense Of hearing Will be bonn
barded with a deluEn Of foreign
tongues wv. German. French. Span
ish, Scandinavian =. the blowing
of whistles. the shouting OF sailors.
the general confusion which is conf
mon around docks.
Smoke. the introduction Of I'M
heard of foods, the odors of are
perfumes, the effluvium of some
cargoes, will attack the sense ol
smell. The smell OF a city. with
the mingling Of varied odors. will
substitute the present clean atmos-
phere. Maybe.
The sense OF touch Is harder to
describe. About the only alteration
In touch we can think Of is being
run over BY a steamboat. This will.
Of course. be something new. ana
it will certainly be a touch. Another
form Of touching" will possibly pre-
VII when the sailors begin to Dor
row money.
The sense Of taste will be affected
by the new foods. the exotic dishes.
that the men from other ports and
climates will introduce.
Brownsville will be decidedly COS
census returns show around $4,000
and no more.
And, girls, don't forget that a sail
or has a sweetheart in every port
... and they'll be looking for some
here.
History
April % in past history was made
famous by the following events:
1870. Charles " began the erection
Of the BaStile in Paris as a defense
against the English. The Bastile
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

Smoke. the introduction Of I'M
heard of foods. the Odors OF rare
perfumes, the effluvium Of some
cargo5s, will attack the sense oi
smell. The smell OF a city. with
the mingling OF varied odors. will
substitute the present clean atmos-
phere. Maybe.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

The sense Of hearing Will be bonn
barded with a daluga 0f foreign
tongues ... German. French. Span
ish, Scandinavian Z. the blowing
of whistles. the shouting OF sailors.
the general confusion which is conf
mon around docks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
INDUSTRIAL DIALOGUES

First Mogul: How is business?
Second Mogul: Splendid. It's SO good. in fact, that
we are not even considering a merger or ~split-up.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
II CARE

Rugs should be cleaned with the
vacuum on both the right and the
wrong side. Then go over them
with a damp cloth. wrung out OF
warm ammonia water.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

Jodo Sect evangelists OF Japan
are distributing Buddhist sermons
photograph records.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23

The sense OF touch Is harder 70
describe. About the only alteration
in touch we can think Of is being
run over BY a steamboat. This Will
Of course. be something new. ana
it will certainly be a touch. Another
form Of touching" will possibly pre-
VII when the sailors begin 10 Dor
row money.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
History

April % in past history was made
famous by the following events:
1870. Charles " began the erection
of the Bastile in Paris as a defense
against the English. The Bastile
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
The Once Over
IF OUR OWN CONGRESS DEBATED LOBSTER
BOILING

House Of Commons debates boiling of Holsters
a humane method Of killing them."-News item.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-23
That Port

Brownsville has been SO busy
thinking about the money the port
win bring here that other changes
wh.-h will result from the compile
ton OF the channel have not been
given even passing consideration.
New Britain herald., 1930-02-10
NEW COACHING STAFF
Lou Liulc,' Former Georgetown Mentor. Makes All But One Change
 at Columbia University.

New York. Feb. 10 tP-With a single exception. Columbia univer sity will have an entirely new foot ball coaching staff for 1880.
 Lou Little former Georsctoun mentor. was named some time ago as head coach. succeeding Charley Crowley, resigned. Yesterday Little announced his staff of assistants and only one Of Crowleys helpers remains under the Little regime.
 Arthur Sampson. of Boston. Tufts coach for three years. is tn. new backiield coach. Herbert Kops, of Washington, assistant to Little tor five years at Georgetown. be- comes assistant backheld coach. The line coach is Samuel Cordo- Nana. Of Buffalo, x. Y.. tackle and guard on the last three Georgetown teams. Ralph Furcy. of Brooklyn. assistant freshman coach in the Crowley regime, becomes head freshman coach. His hackGeld as sistaut will he George McCabc, head freshman coach at Georgetown last year. The freshman line will be tu- torcd by Paul Iiston. guard and tackle on tho 1929 Georgetown team.
 Former coaches who were let go include Ed Walker. formerly at Sanford; Bliss Price and Mike SeSit. former Columbia players. and William Cook, Of New York, fresh men coach for nine years.
New Britain herald., 1930-02-10

partments of the game. Davis and Grimala, opposing Ccntcrs featured with an individual duel all through the game.
 The lead changed continually. Squillaciotc put his team in the lead with a pretty shot from the side to start the scoring but foul shots by Grimala and O'Bricn tied the count. Squillaciotc then went on q rampage and his ts?-'1 led s to .. At half time the Bear Cats were leading l2 to c.
 After two minutes Of the third quarter, tho Tigers staged a spurt that put them in the lead for the first time. Aronson work in this period was a feature. The Bear Cats staged desperate rally in the clos ing minutes but the Tigers stavcd off the rush. Aronson and Sdujllaciotc were the stars for their respective teams.
 Another rivalry was also continued as the Fanthers won over the Cor sairs by a 36 to % count Fcrony and Lienhard starred for their respec. tive teams. The summary: