The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-08-27


81 explain the principles of hydraulics, but
cannot fix leak in the kitchen faucet
81 have studied the psychology of James an
kitchener, but cannot control my temper
conjugate Latin verbs, but l cannot writ
legibly"
While this picture may be somewhat overdrawr
it to illustrate the futty of much that passe
for education when its acquisition is not accompanied
by training which leads to its useful employment il
everyday life.
Crop conditions are not bad in this territory
observed Leo O'Hare, arriving from Waseca Saturda!
for visit with his mother. Mr.. O'Hare is trane
and driver of racing stock, which takes him through
the neighboring states. Northwestern Iowa is bad.
burned up from the droutk.
Racing promoters are following the experimental
vogue of might baseball" and similar sports an,
OHare had his first experience at the Waseca Count!
Fair, winning the first heat.
Redwood County Fair holds some of the best horse
races in this state, in the opinion of Mr.. OHare but
he deplored that the track was not of the best H.
predicted lively competition in this years races.
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A word of commentator is in order for the spirit
of the contestants Saturday night Though each one
tense with ten excitement in hopes of being among
the top prize winners, he ready to congratulate
the winners.
The contestants had quality of character which
enabled them to be 'nishers." Even just before the
closing hour they out on the street hustlng
pressing forward, family yet pursuing their goal
Spirit of cooperation manifested throughout this
contest by businessmen, and the people as a whole
reflects the public appreciation of the Gazettes eff
forts for community service.
Shifting the Gears
81
fatter
Those who get caught are easier to convince that
honesty is the best policy.
Perhaps radio sermons are popular because nc
collections are taken.
Many who consider themselves leaders will fol
lows little golf ball all day.
Put little sugar into what you say and take a
little salt with what you hear.
Now that the debunkers have had long inning
it is time that they should be debunked.
A German professor declares that earth worms
can sing. Some other kinds think they can.
Banishing illiteracy has drawback If all
were nterate where would we get our jurors!
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1t is amazing to how much misinformatior
may be accumulated by who diligently seeks it
The shrewd politician usually hops on the banG
wagon he is fairly convinced of it's identity
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Snuff taking is said to be increasing in Czecho.
sovakia, where it will doubtless prove great aid to
pronunciation.
In states where capital punishment has been alb
olished saved the trouble of signing
mutations.
If we believed what their opponents say, we woult
conclude that all candidates are unfit to hold office.
o. =
Sheep without tails were developed after man,
years of careful breeding. Which shows what ma.
be accomplished by keeping definite end in view.
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If he insists on being called "Bill" Bob" o
"Jim," he's probably candidate.
A scientist says most successful men short
And all unsuccessful ones are.
Midget golf courses also probably of Scotcl
origin, designed to shoe-leather.
Pennsylvania town has ladies' FIRE depart
ment It is safe bet that they only silk hose.
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Revised epigram: Let me write nations head
lines and cara not yho writes its editoria1s