The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-10-31
THE. PERFECT SCISSORBHL

There are few men in civilized society that can
justly lay claim to the boast made by John Paiu-
bicki last week in the local bladder" Mr.. Palu'
bicld is candidate for clerk and recorder on the
Democratic ticket.
After stating that Niels Madsen, the present in
cumbent and now a Republican. was spending
from $500 to $1,000 too much in the management
of the office, Palubcki said: az was never RED"
We say there are few men in civilized society
who say, that at time in their lives did they
not have lucid moment when the fog of gncr-
ance and superstition was momentanly blown
from their brains and some thot of what kind of
a world they lived in installed in its place May
be the period of ucidty was so brief that the av-
erage scissorbill thot he. she or it, had a clear
record but when comes out with paid ad
and states that he was always a Mr.. Block, one
must give that mans claim proper consideration
and if he knows the and watches him perform
in his native state and agrees with the contents
of the ad there is nothing to do but concede that
here is the perfect scissorb
We are sorry to say that the same cannot be
said for Mr.. Niels Madsen and Lard S. Olson who
now claim to be charter members of scissorbilldom
Niels once "RED." Ut is at Niels that
Palubich is driving. You see he wants Niels'
Job Niels was member of the Farmer-Labor
ed against the capitalist system and its two par
ties, Democrat and Republican, than Nels But
like all parties the Farmer-Labor Party got under
the weather for time and Niels went right over
into the Republican fold. There he is now.
Yes, John Palubicld has it on Niels in this way.
John is honest scissorbll but Nels is not Niels
is an intelligent man because there is nobody who
ever learned the Socialist doctrine of Marx who
can honestly accept the flatulent philosophy of
capitalism. Niels is red as in his dome but
his pocket Graves the yellow metal so outwardly
ne is a scissorbill. So much for Niels.
Let take Lard S. Olsen
Not only was Lard once red but he was scar
let. 1t was not enough for Lard TO be follower
of Marx and Engels but he adopted the creed of
Max Stimer, anarchist and author of the classical
work, "The Ego and His Own" Stirner was Lard's
God. Lard became philosopher of the deed as
opposed to another school-philosophica anarchv.
There was a great struggle carried on thruout
the world between those two groups but America
was the principal cockpit of the fight Here Lard
took prominent part in the war on the side of
the physical force anarchists as opposed to the
philosophical anarchists. Lard entered the Farmer
Labor party finally after being driven out of
North Dakota.
Here he tried to capture the Farmer-Labor party
for the Stirner group but failed. The members of
the Farmer-Labor party were intelligent Social
lists and had no use for Lard's crazy views.
Of course Lard never really understood Stirn
er's philosophy Lard at one time set his own
house on fire and then got scared and called the
fire department. Thru his association with Burlev
Bowler of Scobey Burley's newspaper plant went
on fire and it was never since discovered whether
1t was Lard or Burley that set the torch to IL.
Now, Lard, like Niels Madsen poses as a scissor
blll-a man of no brains and makes pretty good
bluff at it. But in his crown he is the same as he
ever was.
All this is merely to show that John Palubicki
mas at least better right to the title of scissor
bin than either Lard or Niels.