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Today's Anniversary
Answers 10 Foregoing Questions
Star Lore
STAR MOTIONS IN SOME IA
MILIAR CONSULTATIONS

BY Arthur Dew. Carpenter
With the exception of two stars
in the big dipper Of Ursa Major.
the rest-five-are flying in unison,
/. e., they are real neighbors show
ing they are actually related 70 one
another. Their proper motions
(change of positions on the celes-
tial sphere) are equal and parallel.
The same Is true OF many Of the
stars in the constellation Scorpius.
But Corona Borealis IS made up OF
stars unrelated. for each OF its
stars has a velocity and a direction
Of motion of its own. After a long
period Of time. Corona B0realis will
have entirely lost its crownlike
form.
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THIS FIRST

READ THIS FIRST:
Elanda Lee, twenty, auburn hair
ed. gray eyed and very pretty. has
just arrived in New York after sing
ing for four years ove IN Atlanta
radio station. She wants to sing
opera. She Is 70 live with her old
friend. Dixie Durkin, from Jardon,
Georgia, a little town along the
Suwanee river, where she was born.
Dixie is married and has a baby
two years old. When Elanda goes
for her addition she meets SUI
wanee Collier. ukelele player. The
owner Of the studio, Gregory Du
POnt the second, a director and
SuTanee. hear her addition. She
sings a high-class operate number
and then she is asked to sing
"Suwanee River She Is merely
told she will hear from the studio.
She thinks she has failed. Because
Suwanee is from Georgia. too. she
lets him take her 10 dinner. Later
she takes him home to meet Dixie
and Bang and the baby. Andree
adores him, and he and Dixie have
a gay evening playing and singing
jazz songs, of which Elanda does
not approve. Elanda receives word
TO come to the studio. and is Of
fered a much smaller Job than she
expected-singing in a light opera
chorus. She is in the office Of Du
Pont when his son comes IN. The
father hurries her out. almost
abruptly.
CNOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
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when Suwanee Collier hreesed in
nerrily.
"Ah-the little gal from my ma
tive heath. I was looking for you
7 have tickets for the Follies'-
and If you're good I'll take you
Feeling proud OF herself. Elanda
shrugged.
You're late. Sorry. I'm going
out with Gregory Du Pont. Junior
CTO BE CONTINUED
There are l36,027 volumes and
22.107 borrowers registered I'm the
library OF Hawaii.
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The Once Over
III ONE RELIEF

O%N4 N
opyright. 1880. by The Associated Newspapers)
The noisy Reds" are fighting cops
And shouting round the town:
There's much complaining in the shops
And stocks are falling down;
I'm out Of work. the larder's bare,
I see no hope till Fall
But I don't care, for everywhere
I hear the cry PLAY BALI"
II.
In Europe they are having floods,
There's talk OF war in Spain;
The farmers cannot sell their goods
Or get their price for grain.
My pocketbook Is far too thin
To buy two postage stamps,
But what the h The teams are In
THE SOUTHERN TRAINING CANrPSl
III.
The vets and drys are in a fight
And feelings running high;
Tn psitticosis spreads its blight.
In China millions die;
TIL naval limitations meet
Seems well upon the rocks
But from the South come items neat
OF CIRCUIT CLOUTS AND SOCKS.
w.
Three million men are out OF work
AS Congress proves a flop;
The drys are bringing us a Turk
Who never touched a drop,
There's lawlessness throughout the land
We've never seen darker days.
But in the press are stories grand
OF SNAPPY DOUBLE PLAYS.
Y.
Herb Hoover looks quite glum and sad,
And 30 Eoes Davis. TOO;
The butcher whispers Business bad"
The baker says he's blue:
I've got the grippe, alas. alackl
My trousers have a shine,
But what's the diff? Don't Connie Mack
Say EMHKE'S GOING FINE?
VI.
That stock I bought a year ago
Is now worth just a dime;
The papers say steel Trade Is Slow"
There's No Decrease in Crime"
Such headlines these days ! don't choose
To give more than a glance;
Give me the more important news
OF HoRNsBY, REESE AND VANCE.
VII.
The tariff outlook's very punk
And magnates all look dour;
The pessimists CRY "Helpl We're SUNK
In tones morose and sour:
My wife is sick. my kids, forsooth
Are starving one by one.
But never mind. GEORGE HERMAN RUTl
HAS sMACKED HIS FIRST HOME RUM
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Seek good, not evil. that ye may
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CHAPTER G


Gregory King Du Pont III whis-
tied under his breath when Elanda
with a flashing smile, turned and
went out OF the door.
Papa, who's the prize bathing
beauty?"
Du P0nt. senior. had little re-
spect for his spendthrift son. So he
snapped at him. as usual.
shes not bathing beauty. She's
a lady. Leave her alOnel'
Going to be around the plant.
IS she. papa2 Maybe you'll give me
a Job playing a piccolo Or
I'll give YOU a job going to
hadesl You're going there fast
enough anyway" the older man
turned his back and walked to the
window. Aren't you ever going to
settle down and make something
out OF YOURSELF"
Gregory junior laughed. II was
an amused. deep laugh. 1t Jared
On his fathers ears until he wished
he were strong enough to take the
young. lazy bounder and throw him
out BY his collar. The telephone
rang and saved the day. When his
father picked up the receiver. Greg
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FAMOUS NAVAL SAYINGS REVISED

Damn the ratiol Full speed Rheadl"
you may announce the tonnage when you are
ready, Gridley."
Don't shoot. boys; the poor devils are trying to
figure their parity rating"
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Copyright. 1880. by The Associated Newspapers
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THE GRAB BAG
Correctly Speaking

live" Where is this passage found
in the Bible?
Correctly Speaking
Say aloud not "out loud"
TOday's Anniversary
On this day in 1885. Samuel New
comb, the American astronomer, was
born.
Answers 10 Foregoing Questions
/. Edgar L. @. Prochnik; Austria;
Albert Henry Washburn.
2. Nine.
3. J. r. Mccall.
4. Amos. v, IA.
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PHILOSOPHERS STONE CLAIMED
FOUND BY UNKNOWN CHEMIST

over to the mint and asked for an
official analysis Of its mineral con-
tents. A facsimile OF this analysis
shows the bar TO contain sl2 grams
Of pure silver.
While the prevailing contention
Is that there is a niger in the
woodpile somewhere" the promin-
ence given the alleged discovery by
FL Universal has set mining men
here to thinking, without any loss
OF sleep Is yet. however.
II may be a hoax, as the ouuosi-
ton newspaper Excelsior hints. or
Esparza may have discovered what
other savants down through the
centuries have failed to find. but
II genuine, the process would rev.
olutionize metallurgy throughout the
world.
According to FL Universal, Esparza
VIII turn over to the Mexican gov
eminent his secret. Excelsior does
not question the mint's ANALYSIS OF
The bar Of silver. but wonders wheth-
er the bar analysed was that pro-
duced from the lead.
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We're crowded right now" says
DR.. Oughton. We're putting up
new buildings across the street to
take care Of our patients"
Close examination OF DR.. Ough-
tons figures yields some interest
ing facts.
For instance: fewer farmers are
taking the cur nowadays. In 1917
there were Ill farmers at the in
stitute; last year there were only
50.
That may not necessarily mean
that the farmers are doing less
drinking" says DR.. Oughton. 1T
may simply be because OF the agri-
cultural depression, which has made
farmers less able, financially, eth
err to drink heavily or TO pay for
the cure"
Other classes Of the population
have increased. Statesmen who
take the cure have increased from
80 In 1915 20 SO in 1929. Merchants
have risen from % IN 1915 to 70 in
1929. Newspapers editors have
jumped from five In 1916 70 10 IN
1929.
DR.. Oughton doesn't pretend to
know why these classes have in
creased. He knows that they have,
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TIE CANARY REvoLTs

Wen, here comes the fat
headed boss OF this house. I'd
better get set for some more
drool. Hey, don't get so
darned close to my cage! My
gosh, what a BREATH Been out
on another bender ! guess Nav,
l won't tweet, tweet for you.
What do you think | am?
An orthophonic? Yes, ! know
I'm a cute little ctiss, but better
people than you have told me
that. Keep your finger out Of
here. There, that'1l hold you
awhile. I can pick harder than
that, too. Haw, haw! Hear him
cuss. / hope your wife hears
you. Thank heavens, you're
leaving. You give me a pain in
the bcak-
Now Here comes that
darned tomcat. | wish he'd
get = bone crosS-wise in his
throat. Purr, you cock-eyed old
alley singer. Try and get in.
Hey, for the love of little chic
kens, somebody take the crazy
fool off my cagel He'll tear it
down. All, the maid to the
rescue. Whack him one for me,
tool
Guess I'll eat a little OF this
gravel. Where they get the idea
| like this stuff is beyond me.
They must think I'm a concrete
mixer. I've had the stomach
ache for the last month And
the amount of water they give
me. / have to go into contor-
tons to wet the end of my
beak.
Well, the sun is beginning TO
come in this window. Guess I'll
put up 4 bg holler for some one
to come and clean out this
dump. | got to get some rest.
The old lady is giving 4 bridge
this afternoon and I'm sup
posed to MARBLE my head off.
I'll be a wreck tomorrow. If
only some of those old hens
knew what | was calling them,
they'd put me under a blanket
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7M NAN STEM
Intimate Glimpses of the Valleys Alley

SAYS
r. r. "Dut" Graham, lawyer:
Miniature golf courses afford a
great deal Of pleasure. I play often,
and keep my mind clear"
Catre Neal: "A good joke now
and then Is enjoyed by everyone. /
like TO tell them. Have you heard
the one about 49,"
Bob SchwarZ, well dressed. debon-
air: Il like my new job fine. I've
been working on it for a week"
Officer Jake Collins, one of the
most popular men on the Browns
vile police force: Some DRINKS are
hard to handle, and some are very
meek. I rarely have any trouble
About elders
According to Col. Gilmore, man
ager Of the Municipal airport, GID
ing is taking the country by storm.
He announces that Brownsville
will soon have a club. which. he
predicts. will be followed by prac-
tically every town in the Valley.
There Is a thrill In gliding that
one can get nowhere else, and in
no other sport" he says.
Col. Gilmore. II is said, Is an ex-
pert on soaring, and he ought TO
know.
elders are cheap, easy to repair
in case OF crash and the cost OF
operation is nil. In fact. a glider
mighte VII be called @ Scotch air.
plane.
II gliding ever becomes practical.
every McThis and McThat In the
country viii have one hidden under
his kits.
After a hard days work McTavish
can climb into his glider, release a
spring. soar in the air. and sail
homeward. slow but cheap.
It Is true that he will spend q lot
Of time, but time Is free so he
won't mind. And think Of the saw
ing OF wear on a mattress.
We Find
F. (. Wright, manager Of the
Queen theatre 80. working on the
new talking picture machines -.
wondering what makes them talk
-. and Eddie Bounds, Eagle Pass
ramrod... glaring at a list Of
figures. ~. looking longingly at the
cool blue roadster outside the win
dow ~. A. ". Smith, federal fly
spy. hunting for the Morelos
pests. and putting them In al
cohoI when he finds some. -. Miss
Doris Faux, chamber of commerce
... answering a lot Of foolish ques-
tons received In the dag's mail. -.
Poemtry
Farewell. farewell.
Cried Louis Lang.
His trick cigar
Went off with a bang
The above was Just to prepare
you for what Is to follow. The so
ciety editor, in a burst Of something
or other, dashed off the above.
dashed out the following. and
should have dashed out OF the door.
Spring is here, the lovely spring
... SO writes the bard and poet ...
I do not need to hear them sing ...
For ! already know It,. I knew It
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The chart above shows the
post-prohibition increase in the
number OF patients at the Kelley
Institute at Dwight. ILL.,, which has
been famous for many years as an
institution for the treatment Of
alcoholic addicts. Figures for 1880.
thus far, arc running higher than
those Of 1929.
and presents the figures for what
they're worth.
Two reassuring facts stand out
In his figures. The institute IS not
getting any more women patients
than 1t used to. and the average.
age Of its patients has not changed
since prohibition. IN flaming youth
Is drinking or than 1t used to,
Il az least isn't taking the cure any
oftener. The average age OF all pa
tents IS still what It used TO be-41
years.
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BY c sTARR-HUNT

MEXICO CITY, April 5-Whether
lead is to remain lead or whether
the actual discovery OF a method TO
convert lead into silver. a subject
or experimentation for the past four
thousand years. has really been made
by lose Esparza, unknown Mexican
chemist. Is the subject of interest
"a Mexican mining companies al
though the prevailing belief is that
the alleged discovery will not stand
the test OF ultimate scientific re-
search.
However, one Of the leading min
inc engineers here has stated that
Fsnarza may have discovered what
1own through the centuries others
ave sought TO discover"
According to the newspaper e
Universal, Esparza, in the presence
n = representative OF that paper,
threw q chunk OF lead into a labor
|atorv crucible, mixing II with an un-
Ernnura powder. stirred the mixture.
erd turned out . bar OF the purest
Eilyer. The paper turned the bar
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SOME CO-EDf
Bv Hrftdst Wclkorrftg


Foster, 81, the wisecracker
of Alpha Tau Alpha, burst
breathlessly into the room.
Men" he said. I've seen the
new goods"
The manifest importance of
this announcement stopped the
crap and poker games which
were in progress
Eat so?" inquired Red Nc
Kenna varsity quarterback.
did you see a snappy fan
model"
Foster smiled. Listen,
fellows |" he exclaimed. use
your imagination. Imagine a
coed blessed with the beauty of
a Greek goddess With big blue
eyes, a classic nose, golden hair
"a divine creature, and possess
ing the brains and intelligence
of our economics professor A
girl, rather an angelic being,
gifted with the most lovable
character and having the sweet
est disposition you can imagine
And, fellows, Just imagine a Co
ed who never pets, never drinks
and never stays out later than
half past ten at night a coed
with the dignity of 4 senator
and with the charming person
atty and tact Of an ambassa-
dorI"
~Cut the comedy" chimed IN
Farrell, varsity first baseman-
~Who is she?"
who is she? She isn'tl"
answered Foster. Fl Just asked
you guys TO IMAGINE such a
coed"
Watch me shake that thing"
said the elephant, coming to a
suspension bridge
y. p. I. Skipper
He could not have a minor
operation, because he was over
twenty-onc-
-ArSond Kitty-Kdf.
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weepy -. But sad is fate. oh hap
less fate -. The telephone Is ring
ing. -. Ny dreams and schemes
will have to wait -. The morning
mail they're bringing.
Poor Freddie Flint-too long he
tarried,
He didn't know the gal was mar
ried.
A lot Of people get paid for stuff
a lot worse than that.
Here Is
Red Heaner, and wife Elizabeth
... driving around town in a great
automobile 49,. and Anthony Gomez,
college student. strutting his
stuff MN. down the main stem INV. w.
z. McDavitt. looking happy ...
Ought TO have a great crop this
spring.. . Fritz Schmidt looking
like the Prince Of Wlles ... mea-
surfing someone for a suit Of clothes
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Will Speak
AT Trade Conference

Col. r. z. Gilmore. manager OF
the Brownsville municipal airport.
is scheduled TO deliver a 20 minute
talk befc-e the Southwestern For
eign Trade conference in Houston
April IS. according to a telegram re-
ceived here from II. j. Luhn. chair
man Of the program committee. Sat-
urday.
Col. Gilmore viii talk on "Air
mail. air express. and their benefit
as pertains to the United States.
Mexico. Central and South Amer
lea"
Col. Gilmore Is a recognized au-
thority on this phase Of aviation.
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Number of Keeley Cure Patients Has Almost
7rebZed Since Passage of Prohibition Law

DWIGHT, Ill, April IF the
prohibition law has cut down the
amount OF heavy drinking that goes
on in America. the news hasn't yet
reached the Kelley Institute head
quarters here.
For half a century the Keeley
Institute has been famous as the
home Of the "Keeley cure"-a pro-
cess by when confirmed alcoholics
are put on then feet and given a
chance to shake off the habit Of
excessive drinking.
And the Kelley Institute right
now is doing a bigger business than
10 ever did before.
II Is doing such a big business
that its present quarters are too
small. The n building 1t now
occupies is to be replaced by three
new ones Just as oon as they can
be made ready.
Last year the institute had more
liquor cases than in any other year
of it< existence except 1894.
In the first two months Of this
year 1t had 20 more cases than it
had in the corresponding period Of
last year.
Increase Since Prohibition
Figures compiled in the office Of
DR.. James Henry Oughton. presi-
dent OF the institute, show that the
number OF patients has steadily in
creased since prohibition until IL
now tops the average for pre-pro-
hibition years.
TO get a fair comparison 1t is
necessary to go back TO 1916, the
last Of the normal" pre-prohbi-
ton years.
In that year the institute here
had 627 cases for treatment. In
1929 It had 7Sz cases. And this
years record IS running ahead OF
last years.
1t Is interesting TO survey the
figures covering the years from
1916 EDWARDS.
In 1917 the number fell off to
s66.
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Postal Receipts Up
In San Benito Office
Especial to The Herald-)

WESLACO, April 5-The postal
receipts for weslaco showed an in
crease during the past year. The
March quarter for 1929-S4,017.5 SO.
March quarter l930-S4,S46.4l, shows
an increase Of S829.62. The month
Of March was the largest month for
money order business the Weslaco
post office has experienced. Over
14O0 money orders amounted TO
S13,007-26 (.
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John: I do hate having a half
brother.
Msther: You haven't any half
brother.
John: Well. what's Eric? I al
ways give him half my apple. half
my candy, half my clothes. half my
bath, and now he's gone and taken
half my measles-The Humorist.
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ALI. BUT ONE

ALL BUT ONE
A Tragic Comedy I'm Five Acts
For me OIL girls DO fdl,
For s,te they berk and can,
They Iove tse one and ali;
IN bat one.
They nryte nc lots of nosef,
They beg NC for fEr coats,
They soy. -Os you I dotes';
III but one.
! take hess ~ ssy csto-
lord ksorUs 7 hGdH't cxohs tol
But they az beg ne 50;
Al bat one
Y ssers theirs here asd there,
I see HsTs ereyyrheye,
For rse they al despair;
III b~t ONE.
4 take fhe,m ont TO smb.
We ent and drGiH ttr cmb,
BIT 1 pass therS al nb;
IH bzt one.
-RLck & Bhrs Jsy-
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County Court Opens
8-Week Term Monday

The county court &C law will con-
vene for an eight-week term Mon
day. The docket OF civil cases will
be called Tuesday by Judge John Il.
Kleiber. Date for calling the GRIM
inal docket will be set on the same
date.
A fair-sized docket confronts the
court.
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long e'er this forsooth. -. BY NV
own queer reaction 80. For really
every year In truth ... I suffer In
this fashion. -. I'm sore beset BY
changing moods. .. I'm really tenn
peramental -. ] mostly sit around
and brood. Becoming sentimental
... I long for fishing hook and
pole III. i sigh DER birds and flow
ers -. Id like TO sit around and
loll -. BY streams and fragrant
flowers v. I'd like TO leave the noise
behind WI. For country calm and
sleepy. When e'er ] think Of
lowing kline 49,. All. me. I feel quite
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-06

-. promising that 10 viii fit -. and
+. Z. Duck" Swan. government
man. explaining that he didn't
make the law that prohibited aqua
Gates from crossing the river.
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Little Boy: Gee, I've busted
me auto.
Old Man: My goodnessl
That's a calamity.
Little Boy: No, its a Booick.
arizona Kity-KGt-
Il was calling on a girl last
night, who certainly knew how
to put me IN my place."
Huh, she ought to. She's an
usher"
-ReS1re Red Cat.
Il once ran a mile to keep
two fellows from fighting
did you succeed IN prevent
ing the hght?'
"Oh, yes He couldn't catch
me"
-Arroro Kat1KG.
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Look here said the master
of the house to the maid, show
dare you tel your mistress what
time | came in this morning,
after | told you not to-"
Il didn't, sir" replied the
maid. "She asked me what time
you got in and I told her I was
too busy getting the breakfast
ready to look at the clock"
annapolis Log.
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In the last six months OF 1917"
explains Or. Oughton. "the number
fell off because OF the draft. The
drinkers were going into the army.
Some Of them. who had reached the
point where they needed to take
the cure. enlisted instead"
In 1918 the decrease continued
with 361 patients. IN 1919 the
number was 800 and in 1920, the
first prohibition year. it dropped to
l66.
What Figures Show
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RTZY
Bum: Say, bud. can you lei
fBe have q dollar and FIVE cents
for a cup of coffee?
Gentleman: What?
Bum: Yeah The dollar IL for
the cover charge
Is this a first class restau-
rant
Yes, but if you sit over there
IN that dark corner, well serve
you"
-Northweste7r Purple PGrrot
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interviewer: To what DO yea
attribute your success Mr..
Blopp1
Business Man Blopp: Hard
work and the fact that 7 belong
to SIX golf clubs
y came within ten seconds of
breaking the worlds record
once
what event was that in
the hundred yard dashs"
p. p. Z. Skifb0.
Ladies and gcndenen,s said
the speaker, before ! begin my
address I have something that I
want to say to you"
-Te<Gs Ranger.
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TIMELY WARNING

TIMELY WARNING
"A ciyl uho SLABS q fellou'S foce
Isn't very good to chase
No one likes TO 90 picniek'rg
With q freak and nervous ehtek-
en-.
No one has mach use for masses
Too dern' stingy with
kisses.
Girls n,ho 90 1rsshoxs heA hose
Should rvoid Veins VcyieoSs.
Men pass By and n<ver look
III a qfyl zvhose hear is took
Not mach dating usll she get
IF the little girl ron'i pet.
Hia't much use ~ he0zTn signs
IF she oror't believe your hes.
"A GIRL urho spends o feHo5rt
money
Ought to be q feHcr's honey.
n gay uko takes O girl 10 d0TS
Should be able TO propose.
"A girI spho feels herself obove
yog
Isn't likely MUCK to love you.
Hftey all that has been SAID,
a guys q fool TO ned.
-Teras Rongey.
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LUSTERLESS HOSIERY
Some new chiffon hosiery comes
in q lusterless finish. designed to
give the Illusion OF no stockings at
all. With skirts longer, shoes come
into prominence and legs fade out.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-06

Phi: How were your grades
last quarterT
Kap: Jules Verne
Phi: How's that?
Kap: Twenty thousand
leagues under the &C"
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