Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-26
The Once Over
THE GARBLE SISTERS

(They discuss the news Of the day with customary
clarity)
Copyright, 1880, by The Associated Newspapers)
did you read about all those revolutions In Asia?"
Yeah. Peru and Argentina certainly upset things.
What was the name Of that Peruvian president that
was thrown .out?"
Legs Irgoyen. I think. They drove him out OF
office and put in Hipolito Crater"
What caused the revolutions. anyhow"
II think 1t was the tariff. The teller who was
president Of Peru had held the office for a long
time"
who was hep"
"His name was Dubonnet coste. The new presi-
dent is BRAND"
mot William Jennings Brisnd7"
Maybe. I'm not certain"
What was the trouble in Peru. anyhow"
Something about william Randolph Hearst being
ordered out Of the country. He had TO cross the
border into Turkey or some place."
The papers have certainly had alotta exciting
news lately. Did you read about how they found
that explorers body in the ice after seventeen yearsa"
Sir Thomas Liptons, wasn't it7"
Il think so. He was found frozen all those years,
just like Calvin Coolidge"
Where did they find him?"
"Off a place called Brenton's Reef, II + remember
right"
Did you 90 to the international polo matches?"
$500 @@S 1919
that westerner Huey Long turned out to bel He
scored nine goals in one game"
He and Morris Guest were the stars Of the Ameri-
can team"
"Oh. I dunno. Raymond Hitchcock, the captain,
was no SLOUGH"
The French team put up a great fight. They had
four great playes. ORourke, Lacey, Duncan Neil and
Uriburn. I wish I had been able TO see the games"
why didn't your"
L didn't have the fair to Saratoga"
What do you think Of the yacht races?"
1T looks like the Enterprise will win. You can't
beat a skipper like Cornelius Vanderbilt"
But the Question Mark is a good boat, too"
yes, but Sir Ramsey Macdonald don't know how
to sail her"
Getting away from sports, did you read about
Governor Roosevelt of New Jersey coming out for the
repeal Of the dry law2"
It's wonderful Well. he's a chip off the old
block. Just like his dad, Teddy Roosevelt.
The melancholy days are here, the saddest Of the
year,
When bodies whiten rapidly as sun-tans disappear,
When all the color that 1t took a summer to obtain
Fades swiftly in the indoor life and leaves you pale
again;
For weeks you lay upon the beach and let your
body bake
That outdoor look was what you craved. regardless
Of the ache:
And now. home but a few short weeks, when you
undress at night
Migcshl 1t almost frightens you to see yourself 50
whitel
The height OF unimportance: Living In New York
a full month and never having O tabloid newspaper
report an expected addition to your family.
"
Memory Test
What was the name Of those endurance fliers
and how long did they stay in the air?
2+Who was the fellow who won the heavyweight
championship Of the world in the fight with Jack
Sharkey?
3EWhat was the name Of that business man who
was never named on any Hoover commission?
What horse beat what horse In the Kentucky
Derby7
5-what is the first name Of MI. Tunney7
This departments notion Of major inertia Is a
slow motion picture Of an international yacht race
in light airs.
America may have the faster yacht. but It would
be pretty tough to have to wait for mail being car
ried on either.
They're breaking the spinnakerI" shouted Ina
Dodois boy friend at one OF the international yacht
races.
Il knew something would bust" replied Ina.
By Ahem