Seward daily gateway., 1930-08-30
NAUTICAL SOuVD|NGS
(By Sinbad the Sailor)

| have once been stung Investigating the little beeletS' habits. When we walked into the Throne Room" of Ye Ed" this morning We almost ran out again, it was so reminen- Icent of our beehive days. What with the clicking of the lino- types and the moan of the press, the scurry of type settlers, visitors coming in with copy, prominent folks with pertinent discussions, Ye "Ed' rushing Wild-eyed from task to pleasure and return and ISintAd wandering aimlessly about interfering with everything, it was one busy place.
 We suppose you folks realize the importance of this bustling little plant which brings you daily The Best in The North. Of course you do, but since we enjoy making speeches and you have no means of stopping us, we'll not waste the one which arose in our mind, to wit The home town paper is your means of reaching the outside world, of creating markets for VOLT surplus and of advertising your personalities. The Editor publish es what you have given him to be- heve are your policies and VOLT opinions or the policies and opin- ions which other discussions have led him to anticipate. He is at the apex of a thousand channels of information, consequently gets a view of the whole picture and en- deavors to condense this informa- tion for you. He tries to build to- ward the future prosperity of the town. None but fool, a few Edi- tors are that, would place an ob- stacle in the way of progress. We speak of small papers in general, and we take our bow and thank you.
 From the sublime to the sub liner-Ye Editorial staff went over enmass to the dance. Especially ourself and the departing member. { We could have demonstrated some classy steps but some big OK trod on our corn field Thanks lot folks for the dance, we have not enjoyed ourselves 50 much since ,our worst enemy fell on a cactus. Best matched couple attending Maud and Ray; cutest couple Bill Williams-w gave a hand on the piano-and a little miss whose name we were unable to worm out of anyone. We already have a black eye 50 won't hazard remarks about best dancers Ditto, our pet sea crab who sits on our desk and mods his body because he has no head, just gave us the dirt on you, you big animal, but even with our black heart we won't tell.
 Gentlemen who left note on our desk about handball games kindly prove same. Anyawy, Truthful" Burns caught the largest fish and you can't dispute that because the fish got away.
 Ladies! Ladies! When next on the Perry ask to see their lovely Cupie. You'll get the thrill of a lifetime.
 We bemoan necessity which will soon drag us from your midst and wish to stop here and thank MT. lessen for extending us the previ- lege of meeting you all in this column daily. We hope you've got an extra laugh or two. An able scribe once said, Laugh and the World Laughs at You, weep and They Giggle the Same. We're sold with the splendid town and Seward boosters. You have enter tained us in princely fashion for which we lack adjectives to thank you.
 i 0 Yezl We got our jam. Three jars fulI, which sits sbehind our typewriter watched over hungerily by Ditto. We are again confronted by drouth of adjectives, Mrs. (Continued on Page F'ive)