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White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
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Wo,RK, won't wait for : a
w headache to wear off.
Don't look for sympathy at
such times, but get some Bayer
Aspirin. 1t never fails.
Don't be a chronic sufferer
from headaches, or any other
pain. See a doctor and get at
the cause. Meantime, don't
play martyr. There's always
quick comfort in Bayer Aspirin.
It never does any harm. Isn't
it foolish to suffer any needless
pain2 1t may be only a simple
headache, or it may be neu-'
ralgia or neuritis. Rheumatism.
Lumbago. Bayer Aspirin is still
the sensible thing to take.
There is hardly any ache or
pain these tablets can't relieve;
they are a great comfort to
women who suffer periodically;
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Clever. These Monkeys

In German test monkeys rushed
toward yellow light as a sign that
food was ready, but paid no atten-
ton to Their colors. Police COM
mented that they showed more in
telligence than autoists who disobey
traffic Hghts.-Country Home.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Lofty Assumptions

"What are you going to do with.
your boy, Josh?"
I'm going to make an aviator of
him." answered Farmer Corntossel.
"Can he qualify?'
II think so. He has been so busy
thinkin' he's far and away above the
rest of us, I'm goin' to see to it he
gets chance to make good."-Wash-
ington Star.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Slippery

Mr.. Jones was going to town, so
his wife asked him to call at the gro
GERS and order pound Of butter, two
pounds of lard and three gallons of oil.
Cali right" said Jones, "but I'm sure
all those greasy things will slip my
mind"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Promi.e of Better Fare

Mother-Bobby, aren't you going to
eat your lunch?
Bobby-You said we were going
over to Grandmother's this after
noon.--Chicago Daily News.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Well Be Good Friends

Mistress-Jane, when ring the
bell I expect to be answered.
Superior Maid-Indeed, madam!
Well, we all have our little COM
plexes, to be sure.-London Opinion.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10

Customer-But doesn't that engine
make lot Of noise?
Secondhand Car Dealer-Yes-but
just remember You can't hear any
advice that is given from the back
seat!
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Music in the Air

One million boys and girls are
now playing in amateur orchestras
and it is estimated that one million
more children are taking piano les
sons.-Woman's Home Companion.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Exception

"This steak is tough, and it's not
the first time that's happened here,
either. Somebody must complain here
every day Of the week."
mo, sir; we are closed Sundays
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
A Cover Charge

Customer-Last week l bought
tire cover from you, and now want
my money back.
Clerk-Why?
Customer put it on one Of my
tires and hadn't driven ten miles be-
fore the blamed thing wore out!
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Oh, They're a Tough Lot

Mrs. Flop-There was time when
my husband was an ideal married
man.
Mrs. Flip-There was time?
Mrs. Flop-Yes; before he got to
running around with husbands.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10

Most men make fools Of them
selves, yet a lot of fools are not self
made.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10

He who praises men and flatters
women has many friends.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Sticking to 1t

Waiter-You will find, sir, that we
advertise very truthfully.
Diner-Yeah? The minute steaks
you advertise are very minute.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
NOT STONE BLIND

81 don't believe Loves stone blind"
'Why not?"
swell, he never misses seeing dia'
mond ring"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10

calls for a few drops to ward of
constipation; so does any suggestion
of bad breath. Whenever older
children don't eat we'll, don't rest
we'll, or have any little upset, a
more liberal dose of this pure
vegetable preparation is usually all
that's needed. Genuine Castoria has
Chas. H. Fletcher's signature on the
wrapper. Doctors prescribe it.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
DRESS GAVE HER AWAY

He-They say woman can't keep
| secret.
She-The way they dress shows it,
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
What and How

This world, so sadly incomplete,
Shows contrasts strange, I vow;
With rich folks wondering what to eat
And poor folks wondering how.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
Introspection

This world of freaks contains a host;
Each day new one will disclose,
And oh, the thought that haunts me
most
Is, maybe am one of those!
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10
A Concession

A Concession
Henry W. Peck-Well, bought out
the business today and now I'm my
own boss.
His Wife-Yes; during business
hours.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1930-10-10

they are always to be relied on
for breaking up colds.
Buy the box that says Bayer,
and has Genuine printed in red.
Genuine Bayer Aspirin doesn't
depress the heart. All druggists.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
WILMA RANKE AT CAPITOL

Movies have been made of NCW York expensive glamor, but seldom has the life Of the common or gar den Now Yorker been more sym- pathctically treated than in This Is Heaven Wilma Banky's newest starring picture for Samuel GoldWyn. which opened at the Capitol thcater today for three days.
 In Inc role of little immigrant girl who finds love waiting for her in the strange new country, Miss Banky turns out to possess a tre- ncndous talent for light comedy which most of her previous pictures have not called on. While working as q waitress in a whitetilcd res taurant. she hips griddle cakes with delightful skill. and is charming as the naive. wide-eyed peasant girl who lands on Ellis Island garbed in at least fourteen petticoats. Her beauty has probably more oppor- tunity to be q real asset to her in her trig waitress costume than it ever had in the period costumes in which her public are accustomed to sec her.
 James lIal, as Jimmy Stackpoolc, is as handsome and intriguing a hero as heart could wish, and man. ages to seem just as logical in his assumed character of pcnnilcss chauffeur as he does when he throws off his disguise almost too late to confess himself a social reGistcritc Of tho deepest blue blood. Frltz Eidgcway as the wise crack ing, hard boiled cousin and Lucien littlcticld as the motorman uncle both have fat parts and make the most of them. Alfred Santell di- rector Of the picture has a small bit as taxi driver which he does well.
 The Co-fcaturo presents Joseph Schildkraut in Night Ride" an all talking underworld thriller. Be ginning Saturday tho Capitol will offer the Warner Bros Nitaphonc hit Song Of tn" West" with John Boles, Ni1icnne scgal, and Joe l.. Brown featured.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
"WOMANLESS WEDDING"

"The Womanlcss Wedding" to be given under the auspices of the Lov- lsey Moore Tent, Daughters of Vet crans, will take place this evening at S:l5 o'clock in the auditorunJ of tho Central Junior High school, and again tomorrow evening at the same time and place.
 According to Miss Helen Sharpe. who is directing the production, q modiste will be on hand to assist the brides maids in making the final adjustments to the vcil orange blos- soms and other articles Of wedding finery. The identity of the bride groom will remain a secret until the curtain rises.
 In all there arc moro than 60 persons in the cast, all of them business and professional men of the city masqucrading in the nnery Of the fair sex. The performance will last about two hours.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
City Items

A regular meeting of Landcrs Camp, Modern Woodmen of Amori- ca, will be held this evening at s o'clock in St. Jean dc Baptiste hall, Church street
 Arthur Kohn, IS, Of POS East Main street. was arrested today by Officer Joseph r. Kennedy on the charge of driving without license on Main street. He was released on his own recogniZance for arraign- ment in police court tomorrow.
 General HalIer post will hold a regular monthly meeting tonight at 1880 in the clubrooms at 12l Broad street.
 Henry kraszewski and Chris Mel igonis, students at Vermont acad- emy, are spending the week in this city. Mir. Kraszewski, who has been a regular on the Vermont basket ball team, attended the school tour nament at the University of Wiscon- sin.
 MT. and Mrs. Charles Giardino of Corbin avenue have returned 10 this city after attending an ice dealers conference at Hotel Statler, Boston.
 Mrs. Morris Shurbcrg will enter tain the members of the Literary club of the Junior Hadassah, tonight at her home in the Glen apartments Tho book to be reviewed is "Thc Galaxy" by Susan Ertz.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27

dying at will and the uncanny pow CTS within him. He can put anyore to sleep at will even against their will and will prove this by placing a young lady in q cataleptic trance in the John A, Andrew window to- day 12:$0 awakening her from her trance on the stage during his per fcrmancc this evening. On Friday night he will attempt to lower his record Of escaping from q regula ton asylum strait jacket hanging suspended upside down mid-air drews building at G:3O p. m. His performance in the theatcr is a most entertaining one and it is as sured that strand vaudeville pa- irons will greatly appreciate his wonders.
 Another attraction on the pro- gram will offer Bamby, celebrated tenor of the Roxy Radio GaTg with his Radio Gang in Songs Yon Love 10 Hear" Other acts will in- cIudc Marym Bellit Co. in "A WhiEl Of Joy" Walsh and Ellis in "Oh, Yeah; and Mack and Stanton ia Home Sweet lIome."
 The feature movie attraction Will present the world famed Duncll Sisters. stars of the stage in theiT 19.l inches breaks all Chicago rec Lawrence Gray and Benny Rubin are in support.
 Starting Sunday the Strand Will present Nancy Carroll in Honey"
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
AT THE EMBASSY

Laughter is rocking the Embassy theater this week where Radio Pic tures' dramatic musical hit, Jazz Heaven" is the current offering.
 Melville Brown, the director, has made the most of every comedy situation in the story. John Mack Brown and Sally O'Neil carry the romantic leads and Joseph Cav thorn, Albert Cont, Clyde Cook and Blanche lFriderici heading the sup porting cast, provide brand of mcrriment that has brought acclaim to Jazz Heaven" wherever it has been seen.
 Jazz Heaven" tells of a young southern boys who has gone to New York to attempt to sell a song. He has difficulty with almost everything. paying his rent, disturbing boarding house tenants, getting just the right finish for the melody and a catch last line for his chorus. Then Ruth, a song plugger for a music publish CT comes into the breach and tries 10 help the boy toward success.
 It's a good thing. declares Russell Gleason, that his father made him learn to swim and dive almost as soon as he was able to walk. Other wise, believes the young Pathc actor, there would have been weeping and wailing in the Gleason household at the conclusion of his latest role. that of q young policeman in William Boyd's star picture, "OfCiccr O'Brien," which is now on view at the Embassy.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
John Rodin of Pennington Avenue Has Fracture of Skull, Shoulder and Jaw Young Driver Is Also Arrested After Accident Charge May Be More Serious.

John Rodin, z, of 791 Pennington avenue, was run over by light truck owned by Joseph Grocki, 40, of New Britain avenue, Pennington, and driven by his son, Theodore Crock, IT, of the same address, about 5:2O o'clock last evening in front of his home, and sustained a fracture of the skull, fracture of the right shoulder and a fracture of the lower jaw. He is in a critical condition at New Britain General hospital.
 Sergeant M. J. Flynn investigated the case and arrested the elder Grocki for violation of the law in permitting a minor under the age of IS to drive a motor vehicle for which no certificate of financial re- sponsibility had been obtained. He also arrested the driver for operating a motor vehicle for which no certif- icate of financial responsibility had been obtained. In police court today, both entered a plea of not guilty and the cases were continued until April in bonds of s100, Attorney B. J. Monkicwicz representing them.
 Informing the court of the cir cumstances in the case, Assistant Prosecuting Attorney Grecnstein said a more serious charge may result in the event of the boys death, but Attorney Monkiewicz had given as- surance that the Grockis would be available to the authorities at any time. Therefore no increase was made in the $100 bond posted by each.
 The Rodin boy was a passenger on a Pennington avenue bus driven by A. J. Nelson and before he allght- ed, Nelson warned him to look out for the truck, which was following the bus. The boy, however, ran across the street as Nelson was back ing the bus around on Carver street for the return trip, and Grockl ap- parently had no chance to aVold striking him. Nelson told Sergeant Flynn he saw a rear wheel of the truck pass over the boys head and he went to his assistance immedi- ately, carrying him into his home.
 pr. Clifton M. Cooley was sum- moned and took the boy to the hos pital, the latter's mother accompany ing them. The result of the injuries could not be foreseen today.
 Sergeant Flynn interviewed among others, Thomas J. Barron of I'll Pennington avenue. who was Tn Rodin's home when the accident happened. He heard the screech oi brakes but did not see the boy struck.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27

and guffaws greet every smart bit of fun that this star participates in. Jeanne Williams and Sugar Schaad, brunette and blonde respectively are the featured femmes with this smile a-minute production which depends on the unusual 10 please the fans. A chorus that has evoked much favor able comment among the theatcrgo- CTS in this town is a special feature of the show. Next weeks attraction at the Grand is announced as being Night Club Girls one of the old standbys when it comes to enjoyable amusement in the light entertain ment field. In this years offering every effort has been made to thor oughly modernize the offering and the result has been packed houses wherever it has played. Robust fun, joyous songs and startling dances, all framed in colorfUl style are promised in this offering which Co-stars Scotty rridel and Jessie Mcdonald, q duo of prime faVorltcs.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
Dr. Eckener Begins Work
 On Dirigible Transaction

Washington, March e7 (uP)--Dr. Hugo Eckener, commander Of the Graf Zeppelin, began active arrange ments at the capital today for formation of his transatlantic dlrlgt- ble line.
 He began a round of calls on gov ernment officials including the sec retaries of war, navy, commerce. and the postmaster general to arrange various details He planned also to see President Hoover and Acting Secretary of State Cotton.
 pr. Eckener will spend three days next week in the vicinity of Rich mond after visiting Baltimore and talking to local promoters in Washington regarding the Ameri- can terminal for the proposed air line.
 Tonight Dr. Eckener will receive the National Geographic society's medal in recognition of his world flight.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27

only with their votes but with thci' support if David l.. Fitzgerald of New Haven carries out his stated in- tcntion of attempting to defer action on the ground that no vacancy exists until the national committee notifies the state committee that Mr. Spcl- laCy'S resignation has been accepted
 Since only a majority of those present is necessary to elect, MT. McNeil's camp were optimistic this morning that he would win and with headquarters established in Hotel Bond last night, his group was busy today strengthening their lines.
 That no move either to table con- sideration of q successor to Mir. Spel- lacy or 10 raise the question of illegal resignation will receive the support of Mir. Spellacy, he indicated today.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
"Identiscope" Bought
 By Police Department

Improvements are being made in the police department identification bureau equipment, bringing it up to date in many respects. A photo- graphic apparatus, known as the 'Identiscopc." has been installed. replacing the camera which has been in use for several years, and q modern development room is be- ing made in the basement of the building.
 The "Identiscopo' takes photo graphs with a minimum of effort and will be the means of saving d great amount of time. It requires no particular knowledge of photo- graphy to operate the apparatus, which is capable of taking better photographs than the old camera.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
High School Students
 Found Dead in Sedan

Jonesvillc, Mich, March o7 P- Lowell Durfey and Cecile Nye, 17 year old Jonesville High school stu dents who had been missing since Monday night, were found dead this morning in Durfey's sedan, parked in cemetery near here.
 The two students had left the Jonesville High school Monday night following a football banquet. Dur fey said he was going to drive Miss Nye home.
 No indications as to what caused the death of the two were found by those who discovered the bodies.
 State police and Hillsdale county officers started a search for the two Tuesday morning.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
20 MEN FREE FRIEND

Lynn. Mass, March 27 (PHTwcnty city laborcrs employed on a nearby sewer construction job worked an hour this morning before they were able to free Dominic Frasca, 20, from a trench which had caved in on him.
 The accident occurred in the Wy oma section of the city. t'rasca was buried to his chin. It was necessary for those who saw Frasca's plight to run a quarter of a mile to where the sewer gang was at work to enlist their assistance.
 Frasca was taken to a hospital where his injuries were found not to be critical.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27

keeper has been placed in charge. Nair X Nair represent the plaintiffs and Constable Fred Wrinkle served the papers.
 The list of attachments on the place is as follows: William Avedon Co.,. Inc, s1.100; Rosen Brothers Frocks, Inc, $500; Glass 6; Co.,, s200. and Fox Schwartz 6S Co.,, s100.
 Two creditors have also caused 10 be placed attachments on the Bos- ton Market at 174 East Main street. The Albany Packing Co. claims s200 and Gordon Brothers claim s250.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
Vicar -0ld Boy, Hit By Truck,
 In Critical Condition; Owner Held
 For Allowing Son to Operate Car
Science Will Get Ears
 Of Wealthy Deaf Woman

Chicago, March 27 P-Science will get the ears of Miss Abby Hosmer-70, wealthy and deaf.
 At her death. by the provisions of the odd bequest she signed yesterday, Miss Hosmer's cars will go to the Chicago Laryngo- logical and Biological society.
 Dr. Austin A. Hayden, a prom inent member of the society, praised the bequest of Miss Hos mer, who has been deaf since she was seven years old.
 Until medical science can have the opportunity to make microscopic studies of the ears of deaf persons after their death, we shall remain in the dark as to why one out of every ten persons today suffers from this malady," he said.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
Roof Sign Threatens
 To Fall to Sidewalk

Commercial street, from Main street Casterly to the end of the former NJ. r. Leghorn property, was roped off today for the safety of pedestrians, while a sign along the edge of the roof was being removed.
 The sign had been in place for | number of years and carried an ad- vertisement for the former Leghorn ieWelry store which was located on the ground floor. The strong wind today caused it to sag towards the street and it seemed to be ready to fall to the ground.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
FIVE HELD IN EAGLES RAID

Lowell, Mass, March 27 P)-Fivc defendants charged with liquor NIolltions after a raid on the build ing owned by the I'raternal Order ot Eagles several weeks ago today were ordered held for the federal court at Boston by |. $. Commis- sioncr E. E. Walsh.
 Martin Roth. alleged brcwmastcr was held in s1,O0o and four alleged b2rtcnders, William J. Calvin, John Tanning. John w. Burt and Hugh Elnncrty, were each held in Sl,OO0 Forty tarrels and 15 hogshcads of beer were seized in the raid.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
CABINET MAY RESIGN

Berlin, March 27 PNResignation of the cabinet was regarded as im- minent tonight after all day discus sions of party leaders had failed to result in an agreement on unemploy- ment insurance. The cabinet met at 5:3O p. m. but adjourned for an hour that Chancellor Mueller might sec President Non Hindenburg.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
GRAND THEATER, HARTFORD

Max Fields, featured comic with the burlcsquc smash, 'kuddling Kuties" now playing at the Grand thcater over in Hartford is one CO., median that needs little aid in put ting his line over the footlights. His convulsing hunor is of the spontanc- ous kind that needs no help in reg istcring il with those out front Fans in this vicinity eagerly antici- pate Fields visit to the Hartford laugh hub and thundcrous rounds of applause and salyos Of real laughter
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
THIEVES FAIL TO GET SAFE

Waterbury, March 2 R)-The of- fees of Swift & Company were brok en into here last night and q half ton safe containing large sum of money rolled onto a truck loading platform, where the thieves, appar- ently frightened away by the ap- proach of someone, abandoned it.
 A watchman discovered it on the platform.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
M'NE|L PROBABLE
 DEMOCRAT CHOICE
Bridgeport Man Has Edge on
 Phillips in Race

Hartford, March 27 Rs-Unless unforeseen developments arise at the meeting of the democratic state cen- tral committee in Hotel Bond this afternoon, at which a successor to Thomas J. Spellacy, resigned nation- al committeeman, is to be chosen. Archibald McNeil, Jr., of Bridgeport will probably have clear sailing in his contest with Alfred N. Phillips, Jr., Of Stamford for the place.
 MT. McNcil'S supporters claim. 3S of the 70 members of the committee have promised 10 stand by him, not
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
JEWEL SALESMAN ROBBED

Chicago, March 27 Pt-HarrN Peck, Baltimore diamond salesman reported to police today that he was robbed of gems valued at s10O,0O0 by three men in the lobby of down. town building. He said the robbers pressed revolvers against his side and snatched two wallets containing dia- monds.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
ELKS' SILVER JUBILEE
New Britain Lodge to Observe o5th Anniversary This Evening With Banquet and Entertainment.

More than 300 members and guests of New Britain lodge, B. F. O. E., will attend banquet in recognition of the lodges 18th anni- versary this evening at the club house on Washington street. The guests will include James r. Malley of Boston, past grand exalted ruler, and William T. Phillips scc- retary of New York lodge. Many others who have held distinguished offices in the order will be present.
 Harry C. Brown will be toast master. After the banquet an en- tcrtainment program will be en- joycd.
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
Pt NJAB AT STRAND

Punjab, the celebrated Hindu miracle man opens q three day ca- gagcment at the Strand today as ono of the star attractions on a wonder program, Punjab has baf- fled scientists, astounded physicians and the general public by his scoT- ing at torture, sneering at pain, his
New Britain herald., 1930-03-27
APPAREL SHOP ATTACHED

Creditors of Gitlcn X liirson Of New York, doing business in this city as the Queen Apparel Shop of 169 Main street, have put the store under a number of attachments and