davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

Habana, Sept. 30.-La poll
cia judicial acusa como autores
de la muerte del comerciante
Agustin Garcia a Francisco
Pratt Ferrera y Dulce Maria
Albisu.
Pratt era empleado de Gar
Ella y la mujer era la amante
del asesinado.
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

Ia recibi6 ell ingeniero w. A.
Kratzer, del departamento de
caminos del estado.
En- diciembre, cuando Tho :
mas A. Edison venga a inver-
mar aqui, sera la aperture Off
cial.
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

aceptar la renuncia que con
"caracter de irrevocable" pre-
sentara ell Presidente Isidro
Ayora.
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

Madrid, Sept. 30.-Tan prom
to ell fiscal estudie los discur-
SOS pronunciados ell domingo
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

Habana, Sept. 30.-El en- :
cargado de negocios del Ecua-
lor en- esta republica ha reci-
Dido un despacho de su gobier
no en- el cual Sc lie comunica
que ell congreso ha decidido no
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

LAS FIANZAS
DE Los C~ONDENADOS
POR LA MUERTE DEL JE-
FE DE POLICIA DE GAS
n
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

grades RevOlucionarios cubanos,
y Ramon Gomez Y Gomez, de-
pendiente de cafe, acusado de
haber repartido manifiestos del
Comite Nacional Pro Boycott.
iAsi "hace patria" e "imita
a Marti' ell Oral. Machado!
Va a casarse ell principe de
ASturias, heredero del trono de
Espana.
Con este ''aviso" ell pueblo
espanol puede irse preparando
para aumentar sus gastos tan
pronto ell Principe y la Infan-
ia Sc decidan a aumentar la
"familia real"
Los hijos de los pobres Y de
los ricos deben ser mantenidos
por sus padres, sin ayuda di-
recta de la patria.
En- cuanto I'm Infante o una
lnfanta sale del ''claustro ma
terno," va empieza a cobrar
del tesoro de la naci6n.
Sc lie agrega a la ''lista civil
y que ell pueblo pague sufra.
Ell Supreme Consejo del
Grade 33 de la masoneria Ri
to Escoces, la semana pasada
aprob6 una resolution negan-
do a la Iglesia, sin distinction
de denominaciones, ell derecho
a dominar 0 supervisor ell sis
tema de escuelas publicas de
los Estados Unidos o ell siste-
ma educational de cualquier
estado o nacion.
Tn "disparo" contra la en-
ciclica del Papa Pic XI, de di-
ciembre 81 de 1929, que orde-
ma a los cat6licos enviar sus
ninos a las escuelaS cat6licas.
Ahora bien, a los buenos y
malos cat6licos siempre les
queda ell derecho de mandar
sus hijos a las escuelas de su
agrado, aunque no sean cato
licas.
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

Los conocidos esposos Maria
Y Manolo Mendivia, besan hoy
con gran algeria la llegada de
una preciosa "bebita."
Por su residential desfilan
sus amistades, a felicitarlos ca
lurosamente.
Ventures infinitas les deseo.
La gaceta., 1930-09-30

Para ell domingo ~entrante
tiene senalado un almuerzo
campestre ell hombre de la jul
ventud, Don Esteban Pell6n,
en- sus vastos dominios de "Ro
cky Point"
Ell plato de entrada 10 sera
un pescado a la "marinera''.
Y mientras los muchachos es
ten saboreando ell rico menu,
ell Sexteto de moda estara to-
cando los ultimos "sones."
Despues Sc bailara en- la Clio
rieta.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
University Oil Fund
Nears Huge Total

N1RNGAAA - AAA1 $500
AUSTIN, May University OF
Texas oil fund was pushed close
TO s14.500, 900 Thursday when S127.-
005 OIL royalty payments reached
the state land office on April pro-
duction.
This brought the oil royalties
that have been collected through
the land office to So, $50. 600. In
addition to this, approximately ST.
100000 has been collected for the
permanent fund otherwise. In the
81. 100000 recovery by the attornev
generals department, and III or
iginal payments 10 the available
fund that finally we're placed in
the permanent fund by repeal OF
the earlier law.
OF the payments made this month
Texon Oil company RENTED S2s.-
1877 Tidal OIL company paid in So
900: Big Lake company, $50, DAP
and Shell Oil company, S2.654.
Additional payments during the
month were expected TO bring the
royalties to about St50.O
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
By CLAIRE BURCKY
NEA Service SportS Writer

+. Up-and-coming experts with an
ear to the ground during the early
spring track and field contests de-
clare they can hear a noise like
record-smashing, an ominous. rum
bling sound that seems unusually
strong in the middle west and of a
volume almost defeating in the far
west. Furthermore, they propheSy
that the big smash will be loudest
May 30 and 81 when the l.. c. Ala
games are staged at Cambridge and
June 6 and 2 when the N. G. A. A.
contests are held in Chicago.
They would have US believe that
this explosions will topple no less
than five records in the Intercol-
legiate event and perhaps an even
half dozen In the Chicago affair.
From my perch. it sounds like the
horde that includes the clans of
Templeton, Cromwell and Christie,
trekking eastward from Stanford,
Southern California and Califor-
mia, will wreak havoc and des-
truction on I G "A marks in the
100-yard dash, 226-yard low hurd-
les, shot put. discus and javelin
throw. Likewise, I have a feeling
that these same clans. with the as
sistance OF athletes In the middle
west region, will enjoy doing things
TO National Collegiate records in
the go, the half and mile runs,
pole vault, shot put and discus.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Track and Field Marks Seen
:
Likely to Fall Before Stars

Without going into a trance, /
can see Frank wykoff of U. S. c.
and Hec Dyer Of Stamford, bat
ting down the stretch with Daley
Of Holy Cross ana Macdonald of
Yale, setting up a new record of
go. or maybe 9.5, or even ga Sc
conds. for the century. I can see
this Wykoff-Dyer feud that began
a few weeks ago in the Trojan
Cardinal duel meet, extending to
Cambridge, to wipe out the i. @.
A mark Of OF seconds first made
by Al Leconey of Lafayette III
1922 and equaled by Henry Russell
Of Cornell in 1926.
Sid Kieselhorst OF Yale won the
low hurdles last year in 23.3 Sc
conds. but his achievement was
discounted because of a wind. "A.
G. Krenzlein Of Pennsylvania set
the record Of pa seconds 80 years
ago but it ought to tumble before
the 1880 talent that includes this
same Kieselhorst, in addition TO
Payne Of Southern California,
Stollwerck Of Colgate and Pogolot-
ii OF California. winners of second,
third and fourth last year. And if
that weren't sufficient, Southern
California also has Carls and Welsh
and Stanford can add Smith to the
attacking forces.
A couple Of California boys. Cur
tice and Churchill, are threatening
dire hapDeninpS To the iayeiin
mark. Several times this year their
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
u. 5, READY
FOR MEXICO
Tennis Stars Make Clean
Sweep Of Canadian
Series

PHILADELPHIA. May l7-tP-
The United States Davis Cup Ten
mis- Team goes forth TO meet the
Mexican racquet wielders at Wash
ington, d. c., next week with q
clean record Of five victories and
no defeats in its elimination con-
test with the Canadian tennis
players here this week.
After the United States team had
won two singles matches and one
doubles contest yesterday to earn
the right to meet Mexico III the
remaining American zone tie. John
Doeg. of Santa Monica, Calf. and
Wilmer Allison. Austin, Tex, today
added two more victories TO the
count.
Doeg defeated DR.. Jack Wright,
Of Canada. GO. 6-3, CO. and Allison
followed this up by winning from
Marcel Rainville. Canada GO, 6-2-
rs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Harrington May Vote
On Municipal Port
Especial to The Herald

HARLINGEN, May 1.-THE ques-
ton OF calling a special election TO
vote bonds Of around $50 600 for
a municipal airport for FEarlingen,
II was learned today, probably will
be the principal business before the
CITY commissioners when they meet
Wednesday night.
Mayor Sam Bolts and members
of the city commission have been
giving the matter much ~considera-
ton during the past week and II
IS considered possible that a date
for the election may be set.
Indications nov are that the most
popular plan is for the city itself
10 operate the project and that It
will not lease any rights. whether
they be to al airline or TO company
desiring TO operate an aviation
school.
Several aviation experts called
into consultation have cited the
success Of other cities In operating
their own alrports and have urged
the city authorities TO follow suit.
All OF the sir authorities declared
that Harrington should develop one
OF the outstanding airports OF the
Valley.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
SNAKE-EYE JAKE

Dick Holt's honest blue eyes
gazed thunderstruck at the sight
On the margin of the watering
place, whose perpendicular sides
dropped straight out OF sight be-
meath the pools brackish waters
into the mesa floor, SAT- Miss
Kate IN a yellow bathing suit.
Miss Kate" he gasped,
What air yew a-doin' out heah
alone In that air rig?"
1--WE come for a swim, Mr..
Holt" the girl responded fear
lessly. This Is my fathers
ranch, and I've come all the way
from New York City to get
close to the u~ntrammeled heart
of the poignant West"
Dick was off his horse and at
her side as he spoke
"You CANT stay hyar, Miss
Kate Don'tyew a-know Snake
Eye Jake is hangin' araound
these parts? An he's amin at
-" Even before he could
proceed, strong hands had seized
him from behind and bound him
fast.
~You reckuned right" laughed
a harsh voice, and the half breed
stood leering before him Then
turning to Kate, he continued
eyilly. We'll, just the grille I've
been looking for
olive, Miss Kate" shouted
Holt, struggling desperately
with his bonds. IFS your only
chance. Snake Eye can't swim."
Grasping his metalng instant
~, the girl darted q poignant
look 1t him ard then dashed for
the nearby rock which lowered
ar the edge of the pool, a con-
venient diving platform The
half breed followed in hot pur-
suit
Thank God, her sassiety
trainn' taught her haow to dive"
muttered Holt, as he watched
her balance on the rock for an
instant. muscles taut, preparing
for the plunge. The half breed
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Dan Moody Corrects
Supposed Message

DALLAS, May 17-CP-Gov. Dan
Moody Of Texas today stated per-
sonally to the Associated Press that
he had not by any method In
structed Ranger Captain Frank
Hamer TO protect a negro lynched
May 9 at Sherman, Texas, but not
to shoot anybody.
Gov. Moody said that he had
received clippings from all over
the United states carrying pointed
editorials dealing with the erron-
eously reported statement that he
had sent such a message TO Hamer.
A search of the files Of telegraph
and telephone company offices
failed to disclose any communica-
ton Of the governor with Hamer
until after the Sherman courthouse
had been burned and the negro
suffocated In a vault and Hamer
had gone to Howe, Texas. to re-
port on what had occurred.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

throws have measured 200 and 30
feet, while the record Creth Hines
Of Georgetown made in 1927 was
only 205 feet rs inches.
standford's captain, E. c. w.
Krenz, a young man with initials
like a British baron and muscles
like a Greek god, will consider his
whole trip shot If he doesn't sail
the discus at least 100 feet at both
the Cambridge and Chicago gath
erings. AS a sophomore in 1923,
Krenz established the present I. c.
"A mark of l54 feet ii inches. Pete
Rasmus Of Ohio State set the NJ.
c. "A. "A. record at 159 feet 17s in
ches last year. Some Of KrenZ's
1890 losses have bettered both
marks by more than 10 feet, while
one throw from a 10-foot circle.
instead OF the customary 7i5-foot
ring. measured 1T feet.
Both Krenz and Harlow Rothert
expect to do better than so feet 3
inches In the shot put. which hap
pens to be the record Rothert es-
tablished for each set Of contests.
Rothert il the more consistent Of
the two Cardinals, his heaves this
year averaging near 50 feet.
Under ordinary conditions. a re-
cord Of 20.8 seconds for the go
yard dash might be expected to
withstand all assaults. But times
are not ordinary when spirit fields
include George Simpson Of Ohio
State: CIV Leland. Texas Christian.
Claude Bfacey. Rice: Eddie Tolan.
Michigan. and Wykoff and Dyer
from the west. That's why Simp-
sons mark in the N. c. A. A. fur
long is likely TO fall.
Johnny Sittig OF Illinois won the
National Collegiate half mile in
1927 in the record time OF 1:54.2.
The $50 field at Chicago this year
embraces q host of Sittigs. Just a
few OF them are Martin Of Purdue:
Let's Of Chicago: Goldsworthv Of
wisconsin: Ed Genung. the Wash
ington runner who won the half last
yea in 1:55; McGreagh and Burke
Of Southern California: Wilson and
Little, Metre Dame, and the Walter
brothers of Marquette.
The mile record Of 4.l7.6. made
in 1927 by the now internationally
famous Ray Conger. could be swept
from the boards without much diff
ficulty. Rufus KiZer Of Washington
equaled it in 1928 and is eager to
take another shot at il. Others with
a record breaking mile in their
trim legs are Martin of Purdue;
Hansen and HalStead, Southern
California;: Manning. Wichita;
Thompson Of Wisconsin and Sivak,
Butler.
Dope points to a clearcut victory
for Tom Warne Of Northwestern in
the pole voult. with a wonderful
chance TO set a new record under
little or no pressure from his COM
petitors. A year ago the Purple ace
tied with Edmonds Of Stamford at
Is feet 6% inches, which stands as
the record. Warne has topped that
height in every major outdoor ap-
pearance this season.
McDermott of. Illinois. Lansrude
Of Drake. Candy of Iowa, Pottle Of
Michigan and Hubbard and Liv-
ingston, Southern California, may
keep company with him up to Is
feet 6 inches. but the Northwes-
tern star probably will 60 on alone
at heights greater than that.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Mrs. George Breeding
Wins Golf Prize
70 The Hprald.)

NGDNGAGA w 4AAI @@IA@@4F
MERCEDES. May l7-Mrs. George
Breeding Of this city, won first prize
at the first ladies golf tournament
to be staged at the Llano Grande
country club, held here Saturday
morning.
Mrs. r.. Fl. Kern OF Mercedes and
Miss WEIGH ~ Weslaco. won second
and third prizes.
Mr.. O'Brien. golf instructor OF
the club. stated that he was well
pleased with the progress that the
ladies were making. Mrs. Breeding
played some excellent golf. Mrs.
Kern has Just been playing for three
weeks and deserved special mention
for winning second place.
A luncheon followed the games.
Just a. soon as h~andicaps can BE-
arranged a follow-up tournament
will be staged, according to Nh.
OBrien.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Especial to The Herald.O


RIO RICO. Mexico. May IT.
Marking the comeback of the man
ly art in the Valley. 80 rounds of
leather : studded punches will be
on display here 8 p. m. Sunday
night, featuring Valley fighters
whose regulations arc well known.
Promoter Jack Payne has lined
I'D a fast main event, putting x.
o. Castillo and Brooks Hooper to-
gether on the spot. Hooper's work
Is well known 10 Valley fans, and
his gallant stand against Billy
Podraza, one Of the beSs lightveights
ever produced in rHxas, was a high
mark in Valley boxing. Hooper.
former San Antonio athlete, is a
shifty performer with a real punch.
Stepped Parch
Castillo, a San Antonio fighter.
has been going like a house ablaze
Of late. He has been topping them
over in fast order. He stopped Kid
Pancho some time ago. Pancho gave
the Valley IT'S best bout some three
years ago when he hooked up with
smuggling Johnny Hughes. Even in
his condition today. a man has TO
be good to stop the square-jawed
little Pancho.
Hooper and Castillo will weigh
in around 135 pounds. Boys Of this
size have provided the Valley with
its best bouts IN The past. The
bout is for 10 rounds-maybe less.
Dicks Back
Dick Wymore, Merry little Har-
lingen puncher, will come hack in
the semi-final. This favorite will
have as his opponent Santiago Az
zarella, a highly touted visitor.
Little Dick has a great following
around Harlingen and La Feria.
This is for ten stalZas also.
The opener will find Homer kid
Goodman. Brownsville bruiSer, in
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grasped for her slim ankle, but
She shot into the air, steel-like
muscles responding to the sud-
den strain with watch-like pre-
cision- She hung an instant in
mid-air, her body hexed, arms
outstreched, then descended,
swift as an arrow, and struck
the water full ON her stomach
with a resounding smack
-MEhi9On GGygoyls.
-
The Oswego song: OSrrsgo
marching on.
Amherst Lord Jeff.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

How did I meet him? Well,
believe it or not, I was waiting
for a street car right after I got
off work at SabIosky's when he
pulls UP to the curb and stops
mice day, isn't it?' he says,
real gentlemanly-like- II was
raining hard and I couldn't see it
that way.
No, ! can't say that it is" T
says
well, then, are you going my
way?" he asks. sort of nice-like.
"Whzt way Is thatT ! asks
him.
"Any way you are" he says.
making a move to open the door.
do I look Ike that kind OF a
grip / asks him. You know
me, Gladys, I don't let nobody
PICK me up.
well, now" he says, do you
think I'd have stopped if you
did,"
| didn't know how to answer
that, but It sounded nice to me
~rN4t a minute TIL ! get Jim
my" I says. "and you can take
me home" The boss had let me
keep Jimmy behind the cigar
stlnd all afternoon
"Who's JIMMY" he asks, CIV
ing me the once over.
That's my kid" ! says.
"Well, nice day. isn't it," he
says, driving of.
-YeuoU Grab.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

The man in the black hood
stepped forward and took care
full aim Across the room the
frosh sat motionless-even help
less. He didn't even raise a
finger IN self-defense- Surely
he was not going to sit there and
be shot without a struggled No.
he must needs strive and twist
from his imaginary bonds But
the man in the black hood was
equal to the occasion Look at
the birdie" quoth he. And he
did.
-Pennsyfz1ric Punch BozUg.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Mi~ssissipians Plan
Big Basket Picnic
TEnaciai W. The Herald.1

Especial 10 The NEIaII-T
HARLINGEN. May ia basket
picnic to which all former residents
OF Mississippi now In the Valley are
invited will be held Sunday after
noon at Fair Park here. Each fami-
ly attending is expected TO bring
its own basket Of food. Many
games and special features are
planned. Mrs. y. W. Wells. Mer-
cedes. is in charge OF arrangements.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
OLD FAVORITES ON BOXING
CARD AT RIO RICO SUNDAY

action against Cowboy" Brooks,
Mercedes windmill. Both Of the
boys have had many bouts in VAL
ley rings. Brooks. with his looping
punches and frenzied rushes. pack
ed many a fan in the Mercedes
rings before Governor Dan Moody
barred boxing in Texas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Blaze E~xtinguished
ESPECIAL 70 THE Herald. }

SAN BENITO, Nay 1.-THE San
Benito fire department quickly ex-
tinguished a blaze shortly after
nine O'Clock Saturday morning In
q house in Mexiqu.to on Dick
Downing street. Occupants Of the
house were not a. home.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
Mercedes Kiwanis
Banquet Planned
Especial to The HeraldD

HARLINGEN, May 17-ArranEe-
ments were completed Saturday BY
the Harlingen Kiwanis club for the
ians at a banquet st the Plaza hotel
entertainment of Mercedes Kiwan-
Tuesday night. The gathering will
take the place Of the regular meet
ing Of the local club. It is being
given because Mercedes won an at
tendance contest with a record OF
100 per cent. The attendance al
Harlingen was above 90 per cent.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
New Cream Factory
Opens at Harlingen
ESPECIAL 20 The Herald

HARLINGEN. May i7.-Harlin-
gems newest industry. which will
begin operations probably within a
months time. is an ice cream fac
tory. The proprietor OF IL will b.
Charles S. Polhemas. experienced
ice cream manufacturer formerly Of
Harrington. Kansas
The plant in which equipment
now is being installed Is located
at Sixth and Polk streets. II IS
being erected and equipped at a
cost OF $4,000.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
WHAIAPROE THINKS Or:
THE FOOTBALL A

Il wonder why that nit-witted
football coach gets FIVE thousand
dollars when they won't pay me
half that much and / know that
! do more work than he does
Why, anybody can coach a foot
ball team, but it takes brains to
teach mathematics
why, that insipid creature
splits his in6nitivesl He doesn't
even know that the square of
the hypothcnilse equals the sum
of the squares of the other two
sides. Some of these days I'm
gong to get mad and quit if they
don't PAYNE as much as they do
that carnfvorous jackass-
What If he did coach a foot
ball team that won the confer
ence championship? Any fool
could do that. / could do il my
SELF
Georgia Cracker.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

He wrote to her seven times
a day. He gave her his pin, class
ring and baby rattle. He bought
her everything she wanted. He
had his room decorated in her
favorite color. He was hand
some and wealthy. He was a
wonderful dancer. He took her
out every night. He had a fine
car. He proposed to her.
Here's the surprise-are you
ready for it? She married him.
-Pennsyl0uniG Pnrch Bo1uI.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

never had such a tough time
m all my life. First, I got an
gina pectoris followed by arteri-
osclerosis. Just As I was recov-
ering from these, I got tubercu-
losis. double pneumonia and
phthisis. Then they gave me by
podermic- Appendicitis was
followed by tonsillectomy. These
gave way to aphasia and hyper
trophic cirrhosis. I completely
lost my memory for a while. |
know / had diabetes and acute
Indigestion, besides gastritis.
rheumatism. lunbago and neu-
ritis. ! don't know how I pulled
through it. IT was the hardest
spelling test I've ever seen
Georgia Cracker,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
INTENTIONS FILED.

v. II. Suite, Rio Hoado. and
Mary Alice Deeter. San Benito;
Bernardo Vega and Angelica Zu-
nifa, Harlingen: y. o. Alsup and
Dorothy Andrews. Hsrlingen: 3. Z.
Meadows and Louise Davidson,
Harrington: Leonard Rosales. ir.,
and Maria Salazar. Rancho Muerto.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

BenhaH: ] tel you there's a
niger N the yoodpile.
Mrz. Renham: That's q fun
ny place to look for chickens
Missouri OatlGT.
Exasperaied Producer Ito
very stoIid chorus girl): When
you say those words, damn you,
snile!
Il hear that the flea circus
got stranded IN Allentown"
Eyes - the leading lady ran
off with a poodle"
Lafayette Lyve.
Boss: Why did you spell
pneumatic "newmatic"
Dumb Stenog: The *" on
my typewriter is not working.
Annapolis Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

ITS o. K. warden. We were
Just looking for a fourth for
bridge"
-Ycle Record.
tive changed my mind"
swell, dees it work any bet
teri"
ANNAPOLIS Log.
Title: The professor has
made me his private secretary.
Do you think I'll get an adj
vance?
Mile: Lots of them, dearie.
Lafayette Lyve.
Politics makes strange bed
fellows, and so do football trips.
MIMI. Ski-U-N0H.
-
Chestnut hair and hazel eyes,
MOI too dumb and not too IIse.
Could Be 1go1Se and could be
better;
Guess TH dnszUer her last letter.
-TVeSt Point Pointer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
GRATED

Grape: What happened that
you didn't 60 on the zeppelin
fight around the world. old
stem?
Vine: Too expensive, OLD
fruit-my bankroll wouldnss
stand the Graf.
Pitt Pdnthey.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18
BIGGER AND BETTER

Traveller: Did you find a rolf
containing fifty dollars under my
pillow?
Pullman Porter: Yes, sui;
thank you, subj
Washington Dyqe.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-18

Stories about movie stars get
ting married should end with a
comma.
-Lofoyetts Lyvs.