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teriosa que tan bien entona ell
cuadro periodfstico, Y ell entie-
rro fastuoso cruzando las ca.
Hes de Madrid entire la enorme
aglomeraci6n de los cortejos
her6icos.
Sevilla recibi6 ell cadaver de-
idolo enlutada y dolorida. Pc
no va en- la estaci6n, hubo de
preguntar desenganada la fina
ironia andaluza, al yer que es-
ia vez solo acompanaban dos
amigos a Romerita, de tantos
como lie rodeaban Y festejaban
en- sus Wales:
ia esta feria no habeis We
nido mas que ustedes dos?
Y los toreros retirados que
iban en- ell cortejo, reyes un dia
de Ia atenci6n p1bica y ahora
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BOXEO
OTRA FACIL VICTORIA DE
CARNERA

Newark, N. j., Enero 7.-Pr
mo Camera. ell gigantic de TIA.
liza, experiment. anoche Dor ur
round con Cowboy Bill Owens.
para entertainments de una
multitud de 5000 personals que
Sc habfa agrupado en- la arms-
ria, y despues procedi6 a AFRO
Jarse s0bre ell indio Cherokee
de Guthrie. Oklahoma, con toda
Ia energia y cooperation que
marco los inesperados "finaIes"
de Big Boy Peterson Y Elzear
Rloux. Durante un asalto, Pri-
mo, pesando 276 libras, boxe6
con ell hembre de las 22O, escogi
40 como su t%ercer adyersario en-
America. !
Fl ofreci6- I'm interesante "a.
Topaz por Ell cuadrilatern con.
gran g. velocidad, apIieando efec,
ganchos i4qpierdos, cs,.
IL TT t.flA
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no! Mucho dano!

no! Mucho dano!
Y rompi6 a llorar por ella
misma.
A Romerita 10 enterraron.
Durante tres dfas su tragedia
tuvo en- connection a toda Espa
ma. Los p~eri6dicos no hablaron
de otra cosa. Refirieron con to-
do detalle 10 que hizo Y habl6
Romera durante ell nefasto
dia; los augurios que lie salie-
ron al canine Y que todos vie
ron claramente.. despues de la
desgracia; ell traslado del ca
daver a Madrid; la capilla ar
diente; las listas interminables
de visitas, telegramas Y coro-
mas; ell inevitable llanto en- la
camara mortuoria de la indis-
pensable dana enlutada y mis-
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por todos.
Al fin, Rocio, sintiendo fijas
en- ella las miradas interroga-
doras de los toreros, alz6 la Sc
rena frente Y respondi6 con
voz tranquila a las preguntas
que LEILA en- SUI pensamiento:
No; no he dorado; no llo-
no; no tengo por que. Fue el
asesino de mi juventud, ell YER
dugo de mi vida.
Luego, reconcentrada, ana
dio:
ST para que Dios lie per-
done necesita mi perd6n, es el
padre de mi hiia Y perdonado
queda... y que ell Senior me per
done a mi tambien... Pero llo-
rarlo, no. mo! iFue muy malo
conmigo! Me hiso mucho da-
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Sc estreneci6 huscanao

blar, Sc estremeci6 buscando
blonde agarrarse y despu6s cay6
sobre la Iona al darle en- la oui-
1ada I'm derechazo. Ell referee
Eaene Roman, de Peterson. conto
Jos diez segundos sobre el indio
y la batalla tuvo termino, a los
70 segundos del segundo asalto.
Ell indio pogo dos 0 tres qol.
pes a Camera, en- la quiiada. en-
'ei primero, y tambien le hpo
sentir I'm Swing con la ~,A,,,ier-
da' que Ell gigantic re,..ihiera en-
Ell est6mago.
Jean Boireau, cospafero DE-,
establo de Camera, venci6 y,
nocao" tecnlco" a Jack paro ~.
co, de Newark. r'e-
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zando laboriosamente con la de
recha y aun luchando Y bio.
Qaeando cientfficamente en-
"clinches" que ell hombre roio
parecia apreciar.
Para probar que el estaba ira
,tando de ejercitar TODD su DO
der, desarrollando toda la car
ga que eliminara a Peterson en-
'un minute 10 segundos v a
Rloux en- AZ segundos, Camera.
Sc Volvi6 de los clinches, en- va
rias ocasiones, y movie la cahe-
"a hacla el publico como querien
90 darle una satisfaction. Hacia.
fin del round cuando Owens,
.arecia mantenerse bien, bajD
los golpes de PrAl.,a la cabs
: cuerpo' ell gigante emR1 :
ooxear a distancia, %
:. AparenteT <ute satisF
- ume,'0stracidtn d.4I. ,ri yoao GO 60.
% % = t''n'0 '-orri>,o 9 e So esuuins
80. ,gundc>, p ,gando con am
manos h@ ia la cabeza d
Jwens. inmeS .iatamente las pie
mas del indie comenzaron a TEN
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30 A MIA

MI ~ ~
Miana6. FEB
meatos de Los campa-
tados a,ss, .ntrenamiento levan-
faIIa para la segunda "ba-
facl4~ las palmas'', que Sc :
attn, ira ell dia 27, tomaron hoy
b. .6sfera sur-americana con la
4gada de Victoria Campolo, el
.pugilista argentine, y ell grupo
. tde sus compatriotas que COM
lponen su estado mayor de entire.
,nadores.
Campolo comenzara a e%jerci-
tarse para la battalla que sos
tendra con Johnny Risko en- la
semifinal del bout" Sharkey-
Scott.
=, LEGO con ell argentine Pan
cho Bruen, administrator de Ia
corporation Madison Square G.
: Arribaron cor ell argentine 81
hermano Felipe; CAROLS Oldina
: excampe6n amateur de peso com
! pleto de la Argentina; Jimmy
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CURRITO
DE LA CRUZ
v
por
Alexandra Perez Lugin.

tenia que esperarlo luego. Yo Sc
10 ayise y el no me jiso case. Los
toros no son los que 10 cogen a
uno, Els uno que Sc deja coge.
"Mirabal' Sc tusaba conten-
tfsimo los. mostachos, TODD OF
dos. iQue gran information iba
a hacer!
A pesar del cansancio, Curri-
to durmi6 NAL. Una duda lie NOR
dfa, Y lie atormentaban los ce-
los. IComo recibiria la noticia
Rocfo? Y por la tarde, en- GUAM
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movida, sin embargo, al DIR
tonando ell romance" de su
Ia ronca voz de los ciegos en-
h6roe:
ia perra chica los bonitos
tangos de Romer5ta!
I'm Ia plaza de la Puebla,
tque dia tan revesero!,
ma1o IN toro de Veragua
ID mas valiente ~torero......
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CLASIEICADOS

tea
go las mejores gangas en- casas
y Totes, en- todos los lugares de-
la ciudad Fabrico casas con DO .
GO dinero en- mano y primeras
hipotecas. Pedro V. Lopez 2915
:alle 8 Ybor City.
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RAUL ROJAS FUE DERRO.
TADO

Miamiy Feb, FRANKIE O,
Brien, 161 libras, de Hartford
Conn, obtuvo aver una renida
decision sobre Raul Rojas, 1853
blibras, de la Habana.
Shook Campbell, de esta ciu-
dad, fue vencido en- la semifinal
!spor Joe Peach, de Tampa, que lie
!gano cast todos los asaltos. en-
un combate a 10 rounds.
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Henneesey, trainer; Alexandra
'Guessi, secretario, y un inter.
tprete, Annibal Deval, a quien
Camrplo trajo con Ell, sacandolo
de Ia Universidad de la Argen-
tina Tn cocinero espafol com
pleta la comitiva.
C;asnpolo Sc entrenara en- la
iUniFersmad de Miami.
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NUEVO BUNGALOW.-Una
pequena cantidad en- mano Y
ell balance como renta lie pone
en- possession de un bonito bun
galow bien construido y cerca
de la Avenida Michigan. Tam
bien acepto cualquiera otra
propiedad en- Gambia. Telefo-
mo M64-352.
Tengo otra en- la Gale IL,
que 10 vendo en- las mismas con
diciones.
DOS GAN
GAS.-Una casa de dos pisos,
de esquina, en- la avenida "a
mum. 1902. Ha sido reparada
! recientemente. Esta en- una bue
ma secci6n y es una verdadera
ganga, en- $1,000. Con 500
al c0ntado y $25 al mes.
Otra en- ell 1913 E. Buffal)
cerca de la Gale Is, con cinco
cuaftos y un pequeno store al
lado. Las dos casas Sc pueden
adquirir por $3.50. Con 500
en- mano y $25 al mes.
Lame al DEPARTMENT. de
Corretage ed Henderson War
rem Simms.-Telefono 1858.
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que me ofreciera. Opino que
Ell p1bIico de Tampa no esta aho
ra en- condolences de pagan 10
que costarfa su bout" con Ell Gu
bano.
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QUESTION DE LOCALIZA

QUESTION DE LOCALIZA.
,ION.-Los Totes valen por su
ocalizaci6n y no por SUI tamano.
Zero cuando reunen ambas con-
liciones Sc valoriza mas la pro-
iedad.
Frente al Robes Park, e
mas bonito de Tampa, vendo
I'm Tote grande, muy barato, o
lie fabrico asu gusto 81 10 pre-
fiere. - Telefono M64-352.
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Viendo que no podia veneer
con facilidad a Harry Stein, un
aleman, Franckie Genaro, a
quien la Association Nacional e
Boxeo considera ell campe0n lie
peso de mosca, lie pogo aver de
foul, en- Berlin, siendo desca-
lificado.
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creelnoS

'muchacho Y nosotros creemos
que Johnny triunfara.
La pelea entire Alberto Leon
" Baby Camera tiene tanta i'm.
'pcrtancia como Ia anterior, por
'tratarse de dos mlehachos ha-
.biles, buenos boxeadores, que
,pelearan sin darse Quartet.
El Babp desea colocarse por
rencima de Alberto y para con-
,seguirlo Sc vera obligado a de
rrotarlo.
Leon tiene material" de pri-
mera clase Y es uno de los mu-
chachos mas diestros del pa
to-.
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MIRA Err parasitic MO-"
IN pintor que quisiera hacer
e [etrato de Rocio en- aquel lar
CUISINE invierno la pintarfa sen
taaa a la maquina, ell codo en- 81
taoiefo' la cara en- ell puno, me-
i4ncOilca y pensativa, con la mi
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Murder Al BRIDGE
IN b1> ANNE AISTiN Aauzo SLACK pnerc.s-


more startling note she had written
To Lydia Carr.
The last two Dundee had re-
trieved from Carraway only this
morning, after having submitted
them to the fingerprint expert on
Sunday.
Carraway's report rather had
dashed him at first, for it proved
that no other hands than Nita's-
and his own, Of course-had touched
either envelope or its contents.
But he was content now to be-
lieVe that Nital herself had unsealed
= envelope she had inscribed, ITO
b. opened in case of my death
Why? Had she been moved
oy an impulse to give clew to the
identity of the person Of whom she
stood in fear, but had stifled the
impulse?
CTRAWN had said, too, that the
y little rosewood desk had been
in a fairly orderly condition, before
his big, official hands had clawed
through it in search of clew or
the gun itself.
Well, Strawn had been properly
chagrined when Dundee had pro-
duced the will and note.
''Why did she stick it away in a
pack Of new envelopes, if she want
ed it to be found?" Strawn had de-
manded irritably, and had not been
appeased by Dundee's suggestion:
Because she did not want Lydia,
in busting the desk, to see it and
be alarmed"
Yes, he had been busy enough,
but what, actually, had he to show
for his industry? He had worked
up three good cases-the first
against Lydia Carr, the second
against Dexter Sprague, and the
third against Ralph Hammond
only to have them knocked to pieces
almost as fast as he had conceived
them.
OF course Lydia Carr might be
lying to give Sprague an alibi, but
Dundee was convinced that she was
telling the truth and that she hated
Sprague too much to fake an alibi
Tor him. :. Of course, there always
was Judge Marshall, but
Through the closed door came
sounds which Dundee presently
identified as connected with PENNY
Grains arrival-the emphatic click
OF her heels; the quick opening and
shutting of desk drawers.
+ The doWn-hearted young detec-
tive debated the question of taking
his perplexities out to her. but de-
cided against it. She probably
wanted to hear no more of his
theories. was undoubtedly burning
with righteous indignation against
him because Of Ralph Hammond.
Did she still consider herself en-
gagged to Ralph, in spite of the
fact that young Hammond had gal
lantly insisted upon releasing her
from her promise as soon as he
suspected that it had been given
merely to prove her faith in his
innocence?
1t was decidedly unhappy
young detective whom Sanderson
greeted upon his arrival at 8
o'clock.
The new district attorney, who
had held Office since November, was
a big, good-natured, tolerant man,
who looked younger than his 35
years because of his freckles and
his always rumpled mop of sandy
hair.
Ito Be Continued)
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CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN

CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN
1T was nearly 8 o'clock Monday
q morning, and Dundee sat alone
in the district attorneys office, i'm
patiently awaiting the arrival of his
chief.
Coroner Price, with the approval
of Captain Strawn OF the homicide
squad, had set the inquest into the
murder of Juanita Leigh Selin for
10 o'clock, and there was much that
Dundee wished to say to the district
attorney before that hour arrived.
When the thoroughly tired and
dispirited young detective had re-
turned to his apartment late Sun
day afternoon, after having seen
Ralp Hammond completely exon
Grated of any possible completely in
the murder of Mia Selim, he had
found a; telegram from the district
attorney, filed in Chicago:
CALLED CHICAGO SERIOUS
ILLNESS OF MOTHER STOP RE-
TURNING HAMILTON EIGHT
TEN MONDAY MORNING STOP
SEE BY PAPERS YOU ARE ON
SELIM JOB STOP GOOD, BUT
WATCH YOUR STEP-SANDER-
SON."
Well-and Dundee grinned rue
fully-he had been on the job, al
right, but would Sanderson con-
slider that he had watched his
step?
At any rate, he had been thor
ough, he congratulated himself as
he weighed the big manila envelope
containing his own transcription OF
the copious shorthand notes he had
taken during the first hours Of the
investigation.
A smaller envelope held Nita's
telltale checkbook, her amazing last
will and testament, and the still,
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By Blosser
By Crane.
BY Martin

There we're also two bull bufaloes and sew
eral cages in which were confined man-like apes.
Capttves and beasts were formed in solid
phalanx in front OF sublatus who addressed the
prisoners. promising freedom and reward to the
'victors- Then, sullen and lowering the prison
ers and beasts were herded back to their dun
geons and cages.
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BEGIN HERE TODAY


SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR DUNDEE,
having dinner with PENNY GRAIN the
sunday after JUAETTA SELIM IS mur-
dered az bridge tells her the latest find
ings: Suspicion centers heaviest on
RALPH HAMMOND. IN love. with Mia.
who has disappeared. Dundee suspects
that Ralph came 70 Nita's house from
the rear, unseen By POLLY BEALE and
his brother CLIVE, who we're watching
for him. shot Mia IL her bedroom with
a gun and Maxim eilencsr stolen from
JUDGE MARSHALL. Nita's landlord, to
whom she paid no rent. and fed.
Suspicion also rests on FLORA MILES.
in Eita's closet at the time Of the
murder reading a note which she thinks
is from her husband. but which Is really
from DEXTER SPRAGUE, who came
from New York 70 join Nita, and whom
Penny accuses Of the mureer.
LYDIA. Nita's maid. whose face Mia
had horribly burned and 70 whom Mia
left ell her money. in, an attempt to
compensate. IS practically cleared,
Ralph, however, appears and tells
Penny that he is cured OF his tnfatuaticn
for Mia. The morning Of Nita's death,
Ralph IN estimating the cost Of remodel
inz Eita's attic. finds in the attic bed
room evidence that Sorag1ie was her
lover. Polly. calling for Mia. who has
already gone, finds Ralph ana forces him
10 come With her
NOW GO or WITH THE STORY
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Custom and heredity had made her indifer-
ent to the brutalities Of the arena, but today,
when she went to her fathers loge which was
close to that of Caesar, she was trembling for
the life Of one she loved. Outwardly, however,
she appeared calm. serene and beautiful as she
awaited the opening Of the games.
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Dilecta, watching the procession from the
roof of her fathers house. was filed with anxiety
when she noticed her fiance Maximus Prac-
clarus. was not among the prisoners in the r-o-
cession, for she knew that sometimes men who
entered the dungeons of Caesar were never heard
Of again
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Ito Be Continued
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touching one Of his knotted fists
with a trembling hand.
Kill her? Good Lord, mol"
the boy flung at her violently. @I,m
not such an ass as that! You girls
are all alike! Polly had so little
sense as TO think I'd want TO kill
Mia and Sprague bothI
"She couldn't see, and neither
could Give, that al wanted was
to get away from everybody and get
so drunk 1 could forget what a fool
I'd been"
"what did you do, Ralph2" Penny
asked urgently.
why, I got drunk. Of course"
the boy answered, as If surprised at
her persistence. Darling, you
wouldn't believe me If I told you
how much rot-gut Scotch it took to
put me under, but that filthy boot
Logging hotel clerk would have
charged me double if he had known
how much good it would do me-"
"Hotel?" Penny snatched at the
vital word. Where did you go to
GET OIu1lks HdIpnE
Il never realized before you had
so much curiosity, honey" the boy
grinned at her. "After I shook
Clive-Polly went on to Nita's
bridge party, because she couldn't
throw her down at the last minute
II wandered around till I came to
the Railroad Mems hotel, down on
State street, you know, the other
side Of the tracks. It's a miserable
dump, but I sort Of hankered for
place to hide in that was as n1iser-
able and cheap as felt"
did you register under your own
name?"
Ashamed Of me, Penny7 No,
I registered under my first two
names-Ralph Edwards. And the
clerk turned out to be a bootlegger.
"Well, when I woke up about
II this morning I give you my word
I wasn't sick and headachy, though
God knows I'd drank enough to put
me out for a week. Penny,
woke up feeling-well, I can't ex-
plain it but to say I felt light and
new and-and clean. All
washed-upI
"At first thought my heart was
enpty-it felt so free of pain. But
as I lay there I found my heart
wasn't empty at all. 1t was brim-
ming full of love Gosh, honey!
I sound like a Laura Jean Libby
hero, don't 1?
"But before I rang you from the
lunchroom where I ate breakfast,
I wrote Mia a special delivery note,
telling her it was all off. I had to
be free actually, before 7 could ask
you. You will marry me, won't
you. Penny honey? knew
this morning I had never really
loved any one else
Penelope Grain remained rigid
for a moment, then very slowly she
laid both her hands on his head,
for he had knelt and buried his face
against her skirt.
But as she spoke, her brown eyes,
enormous in her white face, were
upon Dundee, who had stepped ST.
lently from behind the portieres.
eyes. I'll marry you, Ralphl
You may come in now, Mr..
Dundee!"
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emerged from one Of the barred gates at the far
end Of the arena the head Of the procession.
There were wild lions and leapards, some Of
which were drawn in wheeled cages, while others
were led by slaves The beasts strained fero-
ciously at their 1eashes
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was a decided benefit all through
their lives.
l pointed out two children, Marie
and Evelyn, who went to this kin
dergarten every day. We both
knew these girls; they were the
best-mannered in the neighbor-
hood. The woman listened as ]
talked. 1t was easy to see she was
interested. returned to my kitch-
en-. The seed was sown. There
seemed no more to be done.
The next Monday I saw this wo-
man pass my house. She was lead
ing her youngest children, q boy
and girl by the hand. She went
into the kindergarten with them!
"After ALL" I thought, 1--WE never
know when we sow our seed if it
will fall on stony places, among
thorns, or into good ground. This
time the ground must have been
of the very best, though did not
know it at the time!"
The two children ran past my
house when school was over; they
were smiling and chatting happily.
EDO you like kindergarten" /
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SEASON ENDS
Emerson Potter

Friday night the last basketball
game of the season will be played
at Pasco. ~ ~r<
+ It is interesting to note that at
the last game there was large
attendance and a good deal Of root
ing. This, no doubt, had more in
fluence on our boys winning than
we realize.
Now, I'm wondering why we
don't give the team little more
support? Surely they deserve it.
What if we don't win every
game? A good loser is as praise
worthy a good winner. If they hap
pen to have an "off" night let's
support them anyway. They're the
home product-let's boost them!
We should particularly remem-
Der the necessity of having a large
attendance and lot of yelling at
the game with Pasco not only be-
cause it is the last game, but be-
cause the boys need much more
encouragement on a floor away
from home. Well expect big turn
out!
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"You have small children," I said
"and l think you are fortunate to
Zoe so near this kindergarten. My
little girl is too old to go; but, as
she watches them, she often says,
Mother, why didn't you send me to
a kindergarten ] could not do so,
for when she was the proper age
we were on the prairie, miles from
everything"
"That must have been dreadful .
said my neighbor.
ut was in many ways" l ans
wered and then / went on to tell
her. some of the advantages of the
kindergarten. told her of the care
full study the teachers made Of
each child. I told her about the
way the children played, and ex-
'plained how kindergarten education
not only gave good start but
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: puhl;shed by Kennewick High School Students

all agreed that the greatest diff
ficulty was in hitting the right
key. ~ 4.
The Math classes are still look
ing for "x." Although most of
them never expect to find it, it at
least gives them something to. hope
for. =
Can't say about the Home &c.
class as that's a forbidden terri
tory. Once in a while we smell
good smells down there, tho. The
other English classes are drilling
along on one thing and another. /
guess their teachers are giving
them the usual line.
Well, that's all. Although we're
just bit groggy at being over
whelmed so suddenly with so much
work, we're all glad pretty glad
Ito he back.
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THAT KINDERGARTEN
Mrs. Nestor Noel

For few months / lived near a
kindergarten. A woman in the
house next to mine could see it
when she went into the garden to
hang up the clothes.
One day she remarked in the
presence of her children, ~ can't
stand that kindergarten"
"Oh" I exclaimed, astonished,
for / loved to hear and see the
young children at their play.
"Why?"
'They make so much noise!"
she exclaimed.
could not but help laughing.
They did not make half the noise
as the boys at the school to which
she sent her sons.
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risk. You'll catch cold with all the
drafts that will come from the
banks. Let your worries turn to
bills, and bills to thin air. Nothing
to it, simple as you are. Meanmy
Method, Route q.
HAVE YOU an itch to travel? Let
me cure it with my marvellous
little talcum powder. Save money.
Apply daily until irritation is gone.
Eats skin right off; gives you
something to think about. One man
writes, 81 took your talcum powder
for three days, and have been in
bed three years." Send ten cents in
stamps. John Vibber. =
CAN YOU take bicycle apart :?
Would you be able to tell him to
go pedal his prunes if some flat
tire spoke to you? Could you ride
on a bicycle built for two? Learn
at home by my simple method.
Surprise your friends with your
intimate knowledge of the great
est vehicle since the water wagon.
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Joe Hatch. =
LONELY HEARTS, the sweetest
little mama in the world is wait
ing for you and a night of red-hot
entertainment. Call Main 24OO and
whistle for three times to the OPP
orator. The greatest gilt-edged
proposition since the Iroquois fire.
Young Peoples Betterment League
Geneva Broughton.
CONGENIAL SOULS, who want
to know other congenial souls,
write to me. have widows and
widowers with money and fatal
ailments in their last stages. You
may be the lucky one. Do you want
car, chauffeur, footman and par
alyzed wife? can fill all requests.
Not kick in twenty years of
matchmaking. Iva Hunch.
LONELY GIRLS-Do you want a
big two-fisted, redIblooded boy
friend? Let me get in touch with
just what you want. Over a thous-
and actresses of coal-heavers and
blacksmiths in our files. No more
fear of dark alleys and deserted
streets, with one of our He-men
pals at your side. Make excellent
husbands, too. Percy Tingaling.
PETS-Would you like a good pet ?
Most everyone does; you can
easily have one of the best with
little or no trouble.-G. U. Luv.