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New Britain herald., 1930-12-16
.SNEDES ID OPPOSE
 CENTER CONG. FIVE
South Faces St. Marks Tonight
 Stanley Leads Scorers

Two @aues which should prove is. resting will u" offered by the Junior Church Basketball league at the Y NJ. C, X. tonight when the I-lrst LUhcrau and Center Congre- s.u0nM qu3ntets meet in the first eo1-,s- Of the evening and the St. Marks Episcopal and South Congre- -auoual tives come together in the --.on+.
 I'll. LatH@rs#~ ar. in second place vf'H three "Ins and only one loss. THey Aayl defeated, though by small scores. all 7rerIous opponents excerpt tlc championship South rl,1rcl team. and, with team which combines some size and weight with some agility and speed, tsay look to be one Of the best out tts n lhc league and are rated as garorite= t!sjs evening. The Center chusca, however, has been working hard during the past fortnight and IS determined 10 upset the Swedes tonight. having already issued dire warnings Of what Is likely to hap pen -o the Luthrrans unless they are nar-trl. This spirit may offset the S@riss' supposed edge, and a good game is anticipated.
 The south church has swept all before it 10 date, being gwen d scare only by tho Lutherans, and tonight i. will be out for it's 18th successive Junior Church league triumph in rryo years. The Sr, Marks outfit, ted for third position put up q whale of u scrap against the heavier Methodist array last wecE. however, and "tlI eoUrageoUsly aceh thu lead- 0s-' scalp tAis evening.
 The Trinity Nrthodis's and First baptsts w1Il te ldle this week.
 stanley Top, scorers
 1a"r'hc" Stanley. the chubby Iit- tls Sou'a church southnaw forward, ~vteed tho scoring lead last week by l.rH. ring SlN points against the ts1t--1d First Baptists and bringing lis total 10 12. Ray Nahan. Metho- dist forward, sot nine points last tG4>day and climbed into second place ~llh 5L. r1sht on Stanley $ aecj-. Roth passed th1 former h-dar. Eddie Anderson. Lutheran center, who Was idle and remained at t3+ - point mark. Russ Hanna o. iii S,, Marks pumped into the !caalag group and HON has total ot points, while fifth pIaco IS belI Jointly Ky the south church guards Willie Merza and Arnold Connicr each of whom has fl poH,~. Carlson of the First Luth- erans and Smyth O. the St. Mark $ team slipped from the select circle last weeE.
 Stanley, Eddie Anderson and Han na are showing the way in field goals with r apiece, while Mahan added one t0Hl 10 his total and continued 10 set the pace in the shooting from the 15 foot bar. He has now made good or II tres.
 The leading scorers.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16
HEAVY SITUATION
 STILL IN MUDDLE
Promoters, Managers and Box
 CTS Busy in Conferences

New York, Dec, 16 (UP)-Haying sharpened his wits on reIatlvity and other such teasers, Professor Ein- stein might find diversion and at the same tme render a great service to the public by going to the aid Of Messrs. Carry, Bruen, Jacobs, Strib- ling (Pa), stribling tWnlie), and other members Of boXing's elect.
 The members of the elect Gall save Willie. and he is due soon), spent yesterday m impromptu huddIes in and about Madison Square Garden. It was learned on good authority that the members Of the elect. with their usual decIsivcness, decided on nothing save that it was Monday.
 Unless some such mind as Herr Einstein's is applied to the task Of straight>ning out the heavyweight muddle, sports page readers may be doomed for several weeks of reading how this promoters signed that fighter, and that tighter refused that promoter All Of which comes un- der the intriguing title Of ballyhoo.
 Left 10 themselves Mossrs. Carey, Bruen, etc., after q few weeks of huddling. will most likeiy come up with the following results;
 I-stribling and Carnora, 10 fight in Miami under their banner some- tune this winter
 .-The winner of the Miami fight to meet Jack Sharkey i'll the Garden under the Gardens banner
 3-The winner Of the Sharkey-? fight to meet Max Schmeling for title on the milk fund card.
 Bruen. the one-time general man ager Of the Garden but now pro- meter Of his own. is believed to have the inside rail on the Stribling- Car uera bout. Bruet. in addition to having Camera lined up, has the city Of Miami more or less behind him. Also, the Garden, if they sc cured Camera. would have 10 worry about his suspension in this state.
 If the three tights listed above go through il will be interesting 10 sec how the New York state commission handles Cameras suspension, If Carner4 whipped StribIing the sus- pension would have to he set aside bt fore h. could meet :Sharkey here. Tho same goes for Strfiblrng, for under thc conmlsson $ ruling, fighter automatically susnen1s him. self by meeting an ineligible op- ponent.
 IL will probably all end in the suspension or suspensions being litt- d on the grounds that the comnis- sion fo'ls 1t would bc going a little too far in spoilng fighters chance at the heavyweight crown, which would be about right.
 Joe Jacobs, SchmcIing's manager has let it be known that the cham plon will fight his next fight on the milk tund card here in June. Jacobs salI that Max was boxing two or tAr~e rounds each day i'll Germany and would arrive here ready 10 de- fend his crown. Jacohs also said that there vas a possibility that Demp- sey might return 10 the ring for 4 title bout with Schmeling. Night is right. if you get what We mean.
 Stribling, despite his narrow wins over Dehuh in Atlanta and Griffiths in Chicago, is still the apple Of the promoters eyes, One thing you can say for Stribling, however, he keeps fighting and manages to keep win ming, Which is more than you can say for the rest Of the heavyweig ights.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16
WITH NEWARK \. C.

New York, Dec. i6 Pl-Charlie Engle, former Yale sprlnter, will compete under the colors of the Newark A. C., during the coming indor track season. The intercol- legiate indoor quarter mile cham pion will make his first start in the Columbus Council, k. of C. meet, January 3.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16
BASkETBALL CARNIVAL

New York, Dec 16 {UP)-Slx New York city college basketball teams will stage carnival in Madi- son Square Garden Jan. 19 for tho benefit ot the unemployment relief fund. it was announced today.
 Columbia. N. Y. U., St, Johns City college, Fordham, and Manhattan re the schools scheduled to play.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16

RUSSWIN- SCREW SHOP TILT
 FEATURES DUSTY LEAGUE

Two Fast Traveling Aggregations to Battle in Opening Game Tonight at Tabs Hall-Quintets Have AL ways Been Bitter Court Rivas-Teams in Great Shape for Tough Battle - Cabinet to Face New matcs-Stanley Works and Landers to Finish the Program.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16

Bob Martin, T year old negro drives the only remaining hack in Columbia, s. (.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16

the machine with which Old Heidci- berg fatttned all opposition during the past season. scoring 2S0 points to 70 by the opponents. For the second time he was an All-Ohio full back and a leading individual scorer in the state. As q matter of informa- ton, the student Princes were one of the nations few undctcated and united elevens, and MT, Nokaty was worry strong reason for the achieve ment
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16
Boys Clul
Waterbury

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 Il 24 Referee, Tobin.
New Britain herald., 1930-12-16

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New Britain herald., 1930-12-16

Vokaty was the main spring in
The Washington times., 1930-01-06

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One of the distinguishing features of the
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The Washington times., 1930-01-06
owing grace of line gives style and distinction to roomy
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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Glee Club Didn't Sing
in the Baseball Park

Last spring when the New York
Giants and Chicago White Sox were
making their transforming trip on the
way north from the training camps,
they made a stop at Fort Wayne, Ind,
for game
where's the ball park?' asked one
of the New York writer's of one of
the Chicago scribes.
81 dunno" replied the c. s.
Haven't you been here before"
"Yes, once With glee club"
swell, don't you know where the
ball park is?'
I'VE didn't sing in the ball park.
But can tell you where the First
Presbyterian church is, if that'll help
any,"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Two Navy Gridders Give
Promise of Making Good

Though the athletic material in the
new fourth class at the Naval acad-
envy appears below the usual level,
two football players Of promise, a
been noted.
They are Baird, 1S0-pounder, who
played center last year on the fresh
man of the University of Iowa, and
Biesecker, 1877 pounds, a freshman
back at Purdue.
A youth of Swedish extraction,
weighing 40 pounds and with some
football experience. failed the physical
tests because he had minor affection
of the heart.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
COL. JAKE RUPERT
FOR TIGHT HURLING
Yankee Owner Would Like
to See Tariff Taken Off.

Col. Jake Rupert, owner of the
New York Yankees, would like to see
the tariff on pitching taken off. The
colonel favors tighter pitching, and to
get that tighter pitching he would re-
move some of the restrictions that
now restrain the pitcher.
~ should like to see the spitball re-
stored. and what was known as the
emery ball, too, in so far as its scruf-
fing from the contact with concrete is
concerned" says Colonel Rupert. Il
do not think players should be per-
mitted to use sandpaper in their
gloves or belt to rough new ball.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Terris Leaves Boxing
Richer and Careful

Sid ferris leaves boxing richer and
wiser than when he entered it. The
former East side idol has laid away a
comfortable fortune, earned in the
ring with his padded fists. Better it
might be to say that he won it in the
seldom was puncher, depending rath-
er on his immense speed Of foot to
keep out of the other fellows rushes,
the while he tapped and stabbed his
man, piling up points and drawing
laughs and cheers from the crowd by
making a monkey out of his adver-
Sary.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15

Comparative newcomers to the list
of brothers who have gained fame in
Wesley, star pitcher of the Cleveland
Indians, and Dick, regular catcher of
the st. Louis Browns. The brothers
come from a baseball-playing family
from Greensboro, n. c., and this is the
earned regular berths.
Wesley, big Highlander, standing
6 feet 2 inches and weighing 1872
pounds, is considered by many as I'M
dOubtedly the leading pitcher in the
American league.
The pitching member of the Terrell
family had tryout with the Indians
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15

in 1927, being picked up from the semi
pro ranks at East Douglas, Mass. He
was farmed to Terre Haute of the
Three-Eye league in 1923, winning 20
games and losing eight. He was back
with the Indians in the tail-end of the
season and last year as a regular COM
piled the remarkable percentage of
.677, winning p games and losing
only ten.
This season he bids fair to better
that figure, in games won at least, for
he needs only six victories to equal
the 1929 mark.
Dick Terrell, who had his first trial
with the Browns last year, has won
the regular catching berth.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
ltyportinSSouibs

The New York Giants spend $4,000
a season for baseballs.
Phoenix, in the Arizona State league,
Is the smallest city to take up night
baseball.
The new stand being erected at
Franklin field, philadelphia, will seat
1000 persons.
Previous to this year Lefty Grove
had pitched a full game against Wash
ington but once.
Ken Strong, playing for HaZleton,
in the n. Y. p. league, hit four home
runs In one game.
The Yankees claim that Dusty Cook,
the 2OO-pound outfielder, is the fastest
man in the American league.
The winners share Of the Belmont
stakes has grown from less than
$1,000 in 1867 to nearly $4,000.
Turner, recruit pitcher with Sacra-
mento, became the star of the staff
when the club began playing at night.
Since the last White SOx pennant
Owner Comiskey has spent 100000
to repeat and today has the poorest
team in years.
The Calcutta sweep, biggest Of all
lotteries on the English Derby this
year, offered three first prizes of more
than 100000 each.
Meryl Hoag, outfielder, of Sacra-
mento, bought by the Yanks. is twen-
ty-one years old and is hitting $50.
He hit $50 last season.
Jack Ryan, former Dartmouth foot
ball star end COACH has been selected
as end coach for the Wisconsin team
to succeed Campbell Dickinson, re-
signed.
No one worried about pronouncing
Hugh Critz's name correctly while he
was with the Reds but now that he is
a Giant, care is used to sound the
long 81"
Bill Henderson is committing be-
tween New York and Jersey City. He
started the season with the Yanks,
then went back to Jersey City, and
now is up again.
Peggy vandervoort of the vancou-
yer Amateur Swimming club recently
plunged SO feet in a pool, establish
ing a new Canadian record for women
for the distance plunge.
Bill Clymer. who resigned as man.
ager Of the Buffalo club June 20, had
been manager since the spring of
1926. He won a pennant and was
within one point of the lead another
year.
George Puccinelli. giant outfelder of
the Danvile club of the Three Eye
league, has been purchased by the
Cardinals.
Chester Nichols, who held out until
the seasan was well under way, got
his raise from the Pills and then won
three in a row.
Bill McKechnie of the Braves says
he will build a winner around Walter
Berger and Buster Chatham. the two
youngsters he got from the Coast
league.
Andy Chambers, released by Balti-
more to the Newark club, refused to
join the Bears and said he would re-
turn to his college studies.
Jim BOttOmley went to the plate
"a times in a stretch this year with
out getting hit, his first real slump
in baseball.
The parents of john Risko. heavy
weight. who came from Austria in
1902 as pnor immigrants. now live in
100000 home in Cleveland, boug,t
from the sons ring earnings.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
No Return Ticket

When Fred Hoffman, was sent from
the Boston Red SoX to the Missions
of the Pacific Coast league, the catch
er insisted that Manager Red Kille-
fer give him return transportation
from the coast after the close of the
season.
Killefer's return wire to Holman
read this way:
"You won't need return transporta-
ton. They never leave the coast, once
they come out here
HOFFMAN, took the tip, reported to
the Missions and is still there.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Optical Illusion

"YOu are recognized as !! leader of
the people," remarked the friend.
''What you are talking about" said
Senator Sorghum. lis sort of optical
illusion. | manage to get out little
in front of the crowd and then run
with all my might to keep ahead of
Washington Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Make a Hit-Witb Fans

There's just one more device need
ed on the radio" remarked Mr.. Crouch.
"Yeah? What's that p asked Perk.
ins, who had come over to listen in.
"A device that would make kissing
sound the blinkety blanG brHsd"aster
OF this trash could hear when you
tuned out on him." growled Mr..
Crouch, as he whirled the dial.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
A Privilege of Youth

Teacher-Now, we can't take four
from three, so what can we do,
Teddy?
Teddy-We can borrow.
Teacher-That's right. And where
do we borrow?
Teddy-Next door at jenkins; we
always do.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
TODAY'S WHoPPER

The Flapper-No, no more dates for
q while
Her Boy Friend-Why, wanna
know?
The Flapper-Because, since books
are cheaper. am going TO buy more
and spend my evenings at home i'm
proving my mind and give my neck
q rest
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Selfish Man

Bluebeard-YOu have the freedom
of the entire house excepting this
closet. This, you must never enter
His Eighth Wife-DO you mean to
keep an entire closet for yourself
when haven't room to hang half
my things?
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Had Il in Her Eye Once

sand how is your poor husband,
Mrs. DOrfindingerT
"Oh, he suffers something awful
with his foot, and | know what it's
like because I've had II in my eye
Pathfinder Magazine.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Why Not?

"This musical writeup says the
singer had q colOrful voice."
"Well?"
''Did you ever hear anybody whose
voice had any cOlOr?'
81 Dunno knew an Indian once
who had a tan bark"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Deficient

Uncle Sans census enumeration in
the Central avenue district had some
funny experiences among the darby
population He went into one tiny
hash house, the sole resident in
which was the cook.
tive come to take your census"
said the man.
Honest TO goodness, All swearS All
amt got no census! !" declared the
cook eloquently.-Los Angeles Times.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Hi. Mind Slipping Also

his Mind Slipping Also
Beggar Cat the dOor)-Please help
blind man.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT you the lame
man who begged dime off me yes
terday?
Beggar-Impossible, sirl I've bee
born blind for the last seven years.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
At the Races

During a furry at the post this
question was put to a man at the rail:
"You prefer stocks to the races?"
81 do. Stocks can only go up or
down. That horse is going sideways"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
IT'S Sir Walter speaking. What, Sir
i Walter RaIeigh2 The same.

Is SIR Walter speaking. What, Sif
i Walter Raleigh? The same.
Some months ago be offered pipe lovers
afree booklet on How to take care of your
pipe" And the poor chaps been buried
under requests ever since.
However, we've succeeded in engaging
two Of Queen Elizabeth ladies-in-waiting
to help the old boy out with his mail-so
don't hesitate to send for your copy. 1t tells
you how to break in new pipe-how to.
keep it sweet and mellow--how to make
an old pipe smoke smoother and better
the proper way to clean pipe and a.
lot of worthwhile hints on pipe hygiene.
If you're pipe smoker, you'll want to
read this booklet. Its free. Just write to.
the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Cor
poration, Louisville, Ky.
IUNE In on The Raleigh Revue" every
Friday, 1000 TO HOO p. m. (New York Time).
over the WEAF coasr-to-eoast aetwork ofNBC.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Faith Shattered

Fonda Love-DO you believe In the
efficac- of prayer?
Myrtle DOVE would If you had
gone home an hour ago
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Answer

"How can | keep my husband from
devouring the sport news for break
fast?"
"Offer him q serial"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
NO INTERFERENCE

"When you take girl out in q
machine do you drive with one arm|
"When | take a girl out l hire a
cab"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
Moral Relief

Some little comfort Conscience takes
In a fault finding tone.
l talk of other mems mistakes
And so forget my own.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
SURE SIGN

as Jim making fair money these
days?
"I'll say he is-he's street car
conductor"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
In Debate

In Debate :
To my antagonist polite
l sing the ancient song:
''Why is 1t l am always right,
And you are always wrong?"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
MakesLJee
Su,eeter

Children's stomachs sour, and
need an anti-acid. Keep their sys-
TENS sweet with Phillips Milk of
MagneSia!
When tongue or breath tells of
acid Ondition-correct it with q
spoonful of Phillips. Most men and
women have been comforted by this
universal sweetener-more mothers
should invoke it's aid for their chill
dren. 1t is pleasant thing to take
yet neutralizes more acid than the
harsher things too often employed
for the purpose. No household
should be without it.
Phillips is the genuine, prescrip-
cional product physicians endorse
for general use; the name is impor-
can't. milk of Magnesia" has been
The q. S. registered trade mark of
he Charles III. Phillips Chemical
60. and its predecessor Charles III
Phillips since 1875.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15

Mingle little folly with your wis
dom; a little nonsense now and then
is pleasant.-Horace.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-08-15
According to the Billboards

Teacher-And can you tell me who
Is the greatest actor today?
TOmmy-The one who's always
coming next week.