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The Washington times., 1930-03-24
Special Grand Jury Plea
Denied by Judge Peters

ROCKVILLE, Md, March "a
Judge Robert Peter today denied
a petition filed by w. S. Casey,
managing editor of the Mont
gomery Independent, weekly news
paper published here, asking that
a special grand jury be impaneled
to sift charges of irregularities in
county financing.
The charges made through the
paper were presented to the
March grand jury by the board
Of commissioners of Montgomery
county, with the request that they
be investigated and indictments
found if the jury believed county
officials were guilty.
Casey also asked for appoint
ment Of a special prosecutor and
certified public accountant to as
sist the special grand jury. These
requests also were denied by
Judge Peter.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
b n z" "a
N(DI' 'x0~Es .

Alonzo P. and Margaret Parrish girl.
George H. and Cecilia N. ZeutziuB.
girl.
Cecil H. and Eva M. Naylor, girl
Louis H. and Winifred E. Roddi8.
boy.
Harvey G. and Bess'a Wilson. boy.
Carl NJ. and Fern Marshall, girl.
Odd and Anna A 5sH} girI.
Kari V. and Imof r. p K.ag. boy.
Charles F. and c. ,sgds y. schmidt.
girl.
Warren NJ. and llnsn T. Dodson.
Donet c. and Aroa e. Smith. gi-t.
Rollin L. and haga~yn E. Baueh-
william c. and caga.lIa NJ Esnaset,
Alan S. and Ma4eIan =. Rush. bog.
NE and HON Y III. gsI.
James A. and Dorothy II. Jenkins,
James H. and Iulia 2 carter boy.
Thornton and Mauas Jones, yoy-
William and Et~raz Rs}A. hey. 1
James L. and IsaoeI Spain, boy.
Raymond and Hazel Garner. boy
George and Frsnces Tyar. girl.
James T. and Agns: Robinson, girl
Landy and Vio1a Thempson. boy.
i. William and e Talvn James boy. ~
James and Aleth,a Jackson, EicL r.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
SEM MES
WEEK END
BARGAINS

SEDAN, . 010 model
192s-See this car. You will hardly think
it possible to purchase car like 1t at
this price. Terms. 1915.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
Miss Parkman to Speak
About Good Literature

Miss M. R. Parkman. of the
English department of the Viii
son Normal School, will address
a meeting of the teachers of the
fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth
grades Of the District public
schools tomorrow afternoon at
3:45 O'Clock in the Adams School.
Miss Parkman's address will be
on How to Develop an ApprecIa~
ton of Good Literature" This is
one Of a series of meetings of
teachers and officers of the pub
lie school system. being held with
a view of improving methods Of
class room instruction.
Assistant Superintendent r. L.
Haycock will preside.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
CHARLES J. TOLLEFsEN

Funeral services were held to-
day at the H. M. Padgett funeral
home, for Charles j. Tollefsen,
so, whose body was found Friday
in the Potomac River near Indian
Head, Md. Interment was in
Arlington Cemetery.
Mr.. Tollefsen disappeared from
the S. S. Southland on January
IL, while the boat was en- route
to Norfolk from Washington. He
was identified by silver belt
buckle. He lived on Tenth Street
near e Street Southeast.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
CHARLES =. BEERS

Funeral services win be held
Wednesday morning at the st.
Thomas Catholic Church for
Charles r. Beers, 81, Of 3015 Rod
man st. N. W., who died last
night at Emergency Hospital
after a brief illness. Interment
win be in Abbey Mausoleum.
Until his retirement three years
ago, he was battalion fire chief
attached to No. 28 Engine Com.
pany. He was a native Of this
city, and was appointed to the
fire department October i, 1894.
He was cited for his heroic
work in connection with the
Knickerbocker disaster in 1922.
Surviving him are his widow,
Mrs. Carrie Beers; a daughter,
Mrs. J. w. Harvey, and a son,
Ivan Beers, all Of Washington.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
CIVITANs TO LUNCH

A Civitan luncheon will be held
at the Lafayette Hotel tomorrow.
The club will hold it's Ladies
Night May Z, at a country club
not yet chosen, at which there
will be dancing, cards and enter
tainment features.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24

PLYMOUTH ROADSTER. 1880 model
Finished in a beautiful silver gray. real
snappy car, and look at the price. Terms
S4D6,
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
RUTH NAOMI BETZ

Requiem mass will be said Wed.
nesday morning at $50 o'clock in
st. Gabriel's Church for Ruth
Naomi BetZ, who died yesterday
at her home, 4706 Thirteenth St
N. W., following a long illness
1nterment will be in st. Mary's
Cemetery.
Miss Betz was a native of
Washington. She was a graduate
OF Eastern High School and had
been employed in the office of
Public Buildings and Public
Parks. She had been il the SER
vice of the government for eight
years. Surviving her are her
mother, Mrs. Frances Betz, two
brothers, Carl M. Betz and DR..
Andrew Betz and five sisters,
Mrs. M. Brown, Mrs. Edward P.
Donovan, Mrs. William j. Blake,
Mrs. Walter N. Currier, of Sea-
port, Long Island, and Sister
Louise Cecile, who is in a convent
at Ocean View, Va.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
THE REV. JOHN ROBERTS

The funeral sercices of the Rev
John Roberts, for nearly a half
century colored spiritual adviser
at the District jail who died at
Freedmen'S Hospital Thursday
will be conducted tomorrow at i
p. M, from Galbraith African
Methodist Espicopal Church, Sixth
and M Streets, Northwest. The
Rev. Manoko, pastor Of st Paul
A. M. E. Church, will officiate,
1nterment at Harmony Cemetery
The Rev. Roberts was said to
have been about 80 years of age.
He made trips to the jail daily
and is said to have escorted
nearly so prisoners to the gallows
and electric chair. Surviving him
is one daughter, Clarinda Boston,
two stepsons, George and Zachary
Simmons and an adopted son.
Wesley Roberts.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
MARRIAGE NOTICE
MARRIAGE NOTICE

MARRIAGE NOTICE
KENNEDY-Mr. and Mrs Joseph Kennedy
remarrled in New York City on Febru-
Mrs. Kennedy o. faith required a Recond
marriage.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
CARDS OF THANKS

BARDWELL, HOMER I've wish 10 ex-
tend our heartfelt thanks and appreci-
alton to all who so kindly assisted for the
messages of sympathy and beautiful floral
offerings received from our many friends
in Washington and other cities during our
sad bereavement in the loss of our beloved
husband and our devoted father. HOMER
F. BARDWELL.
MRS MABEL e. BARDwELL,
IRENE AND HELEN.
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DEATH NOTICES
DEATHS

CANNON. RAYMOND T-PaSsed away On
Friday, March 21. 1880. RAYMoND j,
Margaret a. Cannon and Thomas A. Cam
non, of 1927 Euclid st. N W.
Funeral services viii be conducted from
on Tuesday. morning. March 26, 1880. At
80 o'clock. thence to the Shrine Of the
Sacred Heart Church. where mass will be
sung for the repose of his soul at Q
o'clock. Interment will follow in Mt
oliyet Cemetery. Relatives and friends are
invited to attend
CRONE. GERTRUDE-PaSsed away on
Friday. March Fl. 1880. GERTRUDE
CRoNE (nee HardlnE). the beloved wife
of Edgar X. Crone.
Funeral services will be conducted from
the residence Of her mother. Mrs Emma
7. Harding So New York Ave. \. W. on
o'clock. thence to St. Pstrick's Catholic
Church, where. requiem mass will be said
at o'clock for the repose of her soul
Interment will follow at Abbey Mausoleunl
Rslatives and friends are invited to attend
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
Automobiles (135)

Automobiles (135)
SEMMES
WEEK END
BARGAINS
GRAHAM-PAIGE SEDAN, . $40 model
I92s-See this car. You will hardly think
1t possible TO purchase car ike II at
this price. Terms. 1919.
PLYMOUTH ROADSTER. 1880 model
Finished in beautiful silver gray. 4 real
s4sb. ' anu ~
CHEVROLET LANDAU SEDAN. late 2S
model-Excelent condition throughout: Just
the car for small family. Terms. SSso.
CHEVROLET ROADSTER. 1929 model
one of the most economical 6-cylindsr cars
on the market. q sacrifice at this price.
Terms. 1885.
DODGE SENIOR 6 CONVERTIBLE COUPE
Fully equipped with wire wheels ana I'M
ished in . beautiful two-tone green duco.
real buy at this low price. Terms.
Phone Pot. orr for demonstration. 5000
DODGE ToURING-1n excellent mecnan-
ical condition and appearance. Really
more value than you expect at this low
price. Open evenings. $3.50.
sruDEBAKER VICTORIA, 1928 Gem
mander model-One of the most popular
cars ever built. in excellent condition and
reduced to this low price. Terms. I4to.
SEMMES MOTOR co.
4rno 4IAl ca NJ NT D~t N77O
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THE REV. L. N. INGRAM ,

THE REV. l.. N. INGRAM
Funeral services Of the Rev.
Louis N. Ingram, who died
Thursday at his residence, 1882
Fifteenth st. N. W., were held
today from the Nineteenth Street
Baptist Church, the Rev. Walter
H. Brooks officiating. Internent
at Arlington Cemetery.
Surviving the deceased is his
widow, Mrs. Mary Ingram; a
foster son, Reginald Gaines, and
two grandchildren.
Theodore F, Brown, IS. s2S Long
Clinton w Jones, u, sibley Mem
Charles S. Chapman. TO- So R. 1.
Annie W Lynch ss, 72a Sixth st..
r,!5y Eyalina !. NJ; Phillips, 50, 4127 Har-
selena wamack, ss. George Wash
Harry Crabbs, 81. 4o7 Eleventh St.
Ralph $. Porter. 81. Walter Reed
General Hospital.
Lulu Leonard. 4S. tuberculosis Hos
pital.
Homer Bardwen. ~. Garfield Mem
mortal Hospital
Edward Thompson. 10. 1890 w st
n. w
Raymond L. Catterton, 10 months
2245 Nichols Ave. s E
Fannie johnson. 7s go Howard Rd.
Ctcely J. cambridge SIS. 14o4 Frank
lin ST n. E
Carrie Dixon. SO. 1922 st. Hill
S. e
Thomas Lewis, So, Freedmsn's Hos
pital.
Nelson Green. As, 1905 Sheriff Rd.
James L. simms. 43. Gallinger Hos
pital.
Henrietta Clark. SO. Gallinger Hos
pital
Alton Pinkney, 81, tuberculosis Hos
pital,
Norman I. Moss, months, 7OS
Division Ave. N E.
Leonard NJ. Hill, months. 1909 v
st. n. w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
Physical Examinations.

think 1t would be very good thing
Cor any one suffering from too much
6esh to so to doctor or medical in
gtitute for a general physical examina-
tion. In nine cases out of ten, the usual
reducing diet Is quite all right, but in
the tenth case it will be too full of
acid and merely bring on fresh lot Of
troubles.
There are various medical institutes
which claim to give you thorough
general physical examination with an
elaborate report and plenty of tnstruc-
lions as to what to do about yourself
The idea Is ingenious, since during your
appointment hour you are supposed to
pass from room to room, in each room
being examined by specialist for his
specialty-lungs, heart, throat or what
ever it Is. It frequently works out that
you are sent hastily from one to an
other, rather like going through a mill,
or down a chain-belt system in q fac
tory. And things are overlooked.
1t is better, In my opinion, to find a
good general doctor, specializing in
nothing, but good at all things, a man
with q gift for diagnosing All the
usual things are easily checked up:
heart, blood pressure, urine, blood and
feces tests, tonsils, lungs, nerve reac-
lions.
I think If you are too thin or too
stout that @ nletaboliSm test Is also
called for. You take this before you've
had breakfast, and the first thing they
do Is put you to bed for the best part
Of an hour. Then you're taken over to
o complicated-looking instrument, a
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
Everyday Psychology
BY DR.. JESSE W. sPRowls.
"Has-Been-BefOren

HAS Been Before"
Hardly q week passes but some one
asks me to explain why it is that upon
going some place for the FIRST time, he
felt IS If he had been there before.
This 10 a common memory Illusion.
It is known among psychologists as
"the has-been-loefore' Illusion" Young
persons experience this illusion more
frequently than do adults. The reason
is that young people have not had so
many disillusions about their expert
ences.
To get at the why Of this "has- been
before" illusion. one need only consider
what is likely to happen in the case Of
any new experience. The details of
almost any new experience are observed
inaccurately. Who hasn't bought hat
or a pair Of shoes ION the spur of the
moment" only to discover the next day
that he was entirely dissatisfied with
the purchase?
Such things happen because we have
q tendency to read our wishes or recol-
lections Of previous experiences into
present experiences. II the shoes or
hat happened 10 appeal to you on the
spur Of the moment, this appeal was
due TO past satisfactory memories.
1t all amounts to buying In the past
rather than In the present; acting on
memory images raher than on observed
facts.
Now suppose you have gone some
place for the first time. You have done
that before many times. The expert
ence has usually been the same-satis-
factory What you actually do is read
your feelings left over from past sim
liar visits to new places into the the
present new place. Your emotional
tone is the same. You therefore con-
cludes "has-been before"
(CopyriRht, le3O)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
NATURE In SUMMERTIME
BY ID. C. PEATTH

tropics, either large or important.
Ferns are for the most part quite USE
less. Being flowers. they take q modest
place in gardens; but II they toll not,
neither do they spin--they are fair
daughters OF earth, and the sport of
hunting them is gamey and delightful.
In the District of Columbia there are
only Sc kinds Of ferns, distributed among
8 families-an insignificant group Of
plants, compared with big families Of
flowers, and o modest showing COM
pared with the ferns of, let US say,
Jamaica.
Here in the District we have no tree
ferns, no perching ferns, none of the
fascinating tribe called filmy ferns
The majority OF our species are quite
common ones, though some of the
commoneSt are also the most beautiful
like the cinnamon fern, the sensitive
fern (Which isn't sensitive), the fragile
fern, the shield ferns Christmas ferns
and the dainty ebony fern and maiden
hair.
But there are some fine rarities-
rare, that is, comparatively speaking
It is a memorable day when first one
finds the climbing fern, the only one Of
its kind in this country, the sole SEN
tinel in our cline of a great tropical
family. The little cliff brake, found on
old walls Of Georgetown and Alexandria
gardens and along the canal, is dis
tinctly a rarity here. The walking fern
that roots at the tip and seems to walk
over the ground in little strides is q
tiny gem that you will look long for
ere you find it, and the quillwort, grow
ing in pools along the Potomac, Is one
of the uuainteSt and most elusive little
plants in our fora.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
MILADY BEAUTIFUL
By LOIS LEEDS.
Wants to Reduca

Dear Miss Leeds-Win you please
tell me what my correct weight should
be and how I can keep myself down to
that weight? am AZ years old and
. feet inch tall and weigh l4O
POUNDS. 1 have rather large bones and
most o. my weight is from my waist
which means that am on INV feet the
entire day. Although I take . brisk
Walk 70 work every morning, it does
not nave any eject on my weight. i
try to watch my diet carefully. but I
am very. fond Of eating. I should like
to lose about 10 pounds. What exercises
should take and is there any special
oiet tnat should restrict myself to?
MRS. A. F. j.
Answer-The ideal weight for a girl
OF your age and height is between II6
and 136 pounds. But as YOU saw that
you have rather large bones. YOU NAV
allow another 10 pounds and still not
be considered overweight. You prob
ably need to watch you diet and eat
less OF the fattening foods and more of
the type OF food that provides roughage,
minerals and vitamins, such as salads,
vegetables and fruits. Eat q well bal
anced meal Of course. including soup.
meat, nSh, eggs or cheese. vegetables
and salad, but do not overeat of the
hesh-forming foods. Another point to
remember is not to starve yourself nor
try to reduce too quickly-it is very bad
for the health in general and also gives
one q tired, haggard look instead Of the
youthful appearance which is expected
with the new nodded, curved silhou-
cite You may choose your menus from
the following foods: FruitS-Orang
grapefruit, stewed fruits, prunes, figs,
pears, apples. rhubarb or any fruit In
season. Cereals-Choose those low in
Galleries and high In cellulose. such as
bran, bran n1uffins, whole wheat bread
toasted bread. Eggs boiled, poached
or scrambled. Meats--Lean lamb,
chops. chicken. lean roast beef. Fish
Avoid oily fish. Relishes-Olives, cell
cry. pickles, onions, radishes.
Soups-Bouillon, consomme chicken
broth. Avoid rich, oily soups and
creamed soups. Salads and vegetables
Lettuce. spinach. sauerkraut, string
beans. celery. asparagus, cucumbers, to-
matoes, eggplant, caulihower, cabbage,
chard, endive, watercress, Brussels
sprouts. Swiss chard. kohlrabi. Des-
serts-Ices. stewed fruits, raw fruits,
baked apples. Beverages-Tea coffee,
fruit drinks, buttermilk, SKINNED milk.
Take your morning walk as usual and
few special exercises for the hips,
waist and legs every morning. If pos
sfble. try to take q swim two or three
times q week, as you are on your feet
great deal during the day. Swim
ming will prove q very helpful exercise
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
A Sermon for Today
BY REV. JOHN n. QUINN.
Gods Victory Robe.


"The wrath Of man shall praise thee;
the remainder of wrath shalt thou re-
strain. "-Ps. lxxvi.
The latter claRse may be rendered,
1.-THE remainder @ wrath shalt thou
grid upon thee; Or with the re-
mainder Of wrath shalt thou robe thy
self'-a kind of victory robe.
We see all about US the havoc and
chaos wrought by the wrath of man.
Into what tattered remnants mans
wrath tears our laws, our religious
creeds and teachings, our ideals Of
commercial and social life, and all else
that we hold dear and precious. Indeed.
as we look upon the spectacle OF de-
struction and ruin going on around US,
1t seems as though man ultimately will
be destroyed from the face Of the
earth by the madness Of his own sin
and wrath.
But let us not despair; for God lives
and reigns. He lays g. restraining hand
upon the worlds madness More than
that, He makes the wrath of man to
praise Him. Out of the remnants torn
by mans sin, God weaves Himself q
robe of victory.
Sins ruin becomes its remedy: its
destructiyeness, its defeat; its poison,
its anti-toxin.
The sight Of infidelity's despair will
turn men from it. The sight Of lust's
debauched and bedraggled victims will
make men sick Of it. The knowledge
Of greed's cruelty, Of hates tortures, OF
sins earthly hells will drive men from
sin.
And when men turn from sin, "a
whom do they turn? To whom can
they turn but to God?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
BEAUTY CHATS BY EDNA KENT FORBES

nozzle is put into your mouth and your
nose Is held so you must breathe into
the machine. A pen point jumps up
and down and makes red lines, and
out of all this doctors can tell whether
your thyroid is overactive and what
special sort Of diet you need.
think 1t is always best to see q doc
tor and be examined before beginning
any drastic sort of diet.
Mrs. D.-Try a cold bath over chest
and ribs every morning to get the blood
to circulating. 1t viii help tone dabby
condition.
For the ankles, massage or exercise
will help develop them.
M. R.-Some people grow hair on
their bodies very slowly, and when 1t
is removed no new hair will appear for
many months, especially If the method
has been like that Of the wax or tweeZ-
ing, as these 60 below the skin.
Using the tweeZers for separate hairs
will not increase their growth. If you
grow hair quickly and use either a razor
or depilatory, there would be a new
growth again in . few days. It is ad-
visable to aim at weakening such hair
by constant bleaching with peroxide,
while you do the best you can to keep
1t from showing in the meantime.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19

can also be made with straight upper
edge for sports wear. 1t just hugs the
figure, shaped with deep point at front
to keep the fiat hipline. 1t opens at
right side.
The knickers have elastic inserted
through casing at knees forming ruffied
edge and are opened at side from waist
line to knees. They are stitched to the
brassiere, fitted with darts at either
side Of front with soft gathers at back
Peach fiat crepe with deep shade ecru
lace is very effective.
They are easily made and at worth
while saving.
Style No. 222 is designed In sizes IS,
10, 20 years: So, SO, 40 and a. inches
bust.
Crepe de chine, ninon, georgette,
rayon novelty crepes, batiste. sheer
linen, wolfe and satin crepe suitable.
For q pattern of this style, send is
cents in stamps or coin directly to The
washington Stars New York Fashion
Bureau, Fifth avenue and Twenty ninth
street, New York.
We suggest that when you send for
this pattern you inclose 10 cents addi-
tional for o copy Of our large Fashion
Magazine
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-08-19
LITTLE BENNY
BY LEE PAPE.

Us fellows was playing hop skotch.
and all of sudden there was fearse
bang, being man on a motor cycle
having punksure, and he stopped and
got out to FIX it, and us fellows stopped
playing and started to watch him, on
account Of being able to play hop skotch
any time, but men with punksures don't
happen very often.
Being short man with a black SWEET
ter and red complexion. and he put a
patch on the tire, making faces at 1t
as II he thawt the tire had did it on
perpose, saying, Blast this COMPOUNDED
machine, 1t holds me back insted of
getting me places, Id sell the blooming
reck for SO cents, sware would.
Sounding like a reel bargain, and he
couldent change his mind on account
of having Swore 1t, ard us fellows
started to look at each other and Whisper,
me saying, Gosh, If we ony had 80 cents
between us we could buy 1t.
And We quick all took out what we
had in our pockits, me having 2 cents
and Pubs Simkins having 8 and Sam
Cross having one and Shorty Judge
having 4 and Lucky Leroy. Shooster
having 10, part of 1t being change be-
longing to his mother, Leroy saying
that would give her share in it. Max
ing % cents altogether, and Pubs sed
to the man. Hay mister, would you RELY
sell it for 80 cents?
Show me the 80 cents and watch me
jump at it, the man sed. And he started
to pump the tire up with little pump,
and sed, Well G, we ony got 28 cents
between us but If you wait little Ill
run home and get the rest out of my
bank
Nuthing doing, I run q strickly cash
biznesS, the man sed.
And h put the pump away and got
on, sayi5,g: Next time try to have the
whole 80 cents.
And he quick drove away making a
fearse noise, and us fellows are still
wondering if he ment it, and even If
he did he'll proberly feel different the
next time he comes pass because he
proberly wont have a punksure, and
even If he does us fellows proberly mite