Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-04-27
Welcome to Never Never Land.

Nav never answer has been heard,
lyme wnere Win hhey this for pH an overword-
But where are the SHOWS OF yesteryearF
Welcome to Never Never Land.
Chairman Huston entered and was
welcomed, to political Never Never
Land. Huston replied in song TO the
tune Of IT Hear You Calling Me"
Thoush Hoover was the one who wanted me,
But t" now you only think q Muscle Shoals
And Just for that you will not let me De-
I hear you calling me; ~,
oh, Work and Burke ana others went 'hen
And nov now you tell me that I cannot stay:
Y iHst be yG sorry what You did some day.
I hear you calling me.
The scene shifted quickly to a hos
pital and the sickly child Little Boy
Blue Nose" alias "a. Noble Experiment.
was brought in for diagnosis. AS
bearded doctors gathered tor the ex.
animation, Noble" footed his horn ana
revealed his identity in rhyme:
Little Boy Blue Nose,
There's a still in the meadow
And q kick in the corn.
Mobiles" Nurse, Senator Wesley Jones
of the give and Ten" fame. address
ing DR.. Wickersham, head of the clinic,
said, His Godpapa, Mr.. Hoover. wants
YOU to examine him." DR.. Graham
spoke UP, at only need one look at him
for nv diagnosis. It's general break
down, resulting from congenial hypoc-
risy" 80,
Nurse Jones.
stop" cried the alarmed nurse. "Dr.
Graham. you're nothing but q 'Pennsyl-
yania uuack. demand an opinion
from DR.. Wickersham."
Don't let's get excited" said Or.
wickersham soothingly, but ne does
look defective for a 10-year-old. !
wonder If his godpapa will be mao II
really discover what Is the matter
with him"
His Court Room COngested.
The examination proceeded. "He
seems to be little shy on backbone,
said DR.. Wickersham. Il think that
can be remedied by moving his enforce
ment glands from the Treasury TO the
Department of Justice. And-oh!
Here's congestion-very serious conges-
ton. His court room Is too crowded"
DIR. Graham considered the case
homeless and pronounced the child
"cornplete nitwit." Little Noble began
to grow FESTIVE and DR.. Graham sug-
rested singing him to sleep with that
funeful ditty, entitled, Let Me Call
You Brookhart, I'm Pretty SICK OF
YOU"
or less unsatisfactory ending with a
song to the tune OF the Maine scem
Song" -.
To an accompaniment Of soft music,
the silver curtains parted and Secre-
tary Of State Stimson, discussed as
"Alice." entered wonderland" through
the looking glass. The White knight,
who turned out to be Premier Mac
donald, welcomed her to the LONDON
Duchess Parity, a bedizened dowager,
"she seems a very expensive per-
son." remarked Alice. u,.,. ,,
"You can have her to play WIN.
she viii cost you a cold billion. She
has an enormous APPETITE. You must
give her at least i've cruisers year
| to sharpen her teeth on"
"Father Hoover told me to bring
her home" said Alice, "but don't
| think he knows much about her"
The WaIrus (Foreign Minister Briand)
and the Carpenter (Premier Tard1eu)
came upon the stage and the Walrus
| recited:
"The time has come. o Alice dear,
To talk Of many things thu gus:..,,rv way.
| OF protocols and kings.
| And whether merchantmen are SAFE,
And whether blimps have wings.
what is 1t you want of me-" asked
| Alice.
WaIrus Tells a Riddle.
The Walrus replied:
Security. will tell you q riddle
When is a nation not secure?"
| That's easy; when it's In the League
Of Nations" said Alice.
"The girl has S:nse," said the Wal
rus. mo, Alice, there Is no answer
but it's beautiful topic Of converse
ton"
The Duchess and Alice burst int
song, which ran as follows:
Duchess
VA" Macdonald to the French. 80.
treading on. my bench. .A.s,
They are wsitinE, on the Tresty-will 70
win s sSme w sne s soa ts Win : soa won't
will you, won't you sign the Psct7"
viii you, won't you, will you, won't 20,
will you, won't you sign the Pact?
Duchess
Iou can really have no notion how d.
liEhtful IL will be,
When the cruisers ana the dresdnaushts q