Evening star., 1930-06-27

What does one think about In q
| movie theater?
Oh, many thing. many thingsl
IL Is not the sort OF cerebration which
moves the world, evolves q new theory
/ Of something or other, nor yet spans
the heavens, yet to the person thinking
| 1t is interesting enough
The cool, fresh air upon which the
theater prides itself is one excellent
| topic of thought.
No sooner does one get seated to his
| satisfaction, rather difficult feat for
some, than one falls to wondering
where the cold air comes in, and Just
| where the hot air goes out.
Those four large round holes, up
there In the proscenium arch. which
mar somewhat the figures of the gold
ladies, must have something to do
with 1t.
How fine the air is, to be surel 1t is
worth any mans quarter or so cents,
Just to be able TO sit Tor q couple Of
hours In such cool place.
The astute management prepared for
this bit of thinking by placing large
dial out front, where one could by no
means miss noting just how warm the
day was and just how cool the inside
of the building was.
Visitors did not need to have q ther-
mometer, however, to know that 1t was
hot out on the sidewalk. Such a beau-
tiful day, too, bright brilliant. and all
that, yet warm, very warm, in the SUM-
Yes. that is the way a Summer day
should be. Who would kick on such
day? An migrate he would ne, indeed
who should dare register one slight pro-
test on such a day. What If it is rot?
One always can 60 to one of these
cool movie theaters, eh?
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Gee, that's a pretty girl over there,
that girl in the black hat, that girl with
the old fellow! Too old to be her father
-yes-he's not her father-nor her
brother-wonder how shark-faced men
always manage to meet up with the
pretty girls?
Guess he must have money. Yes, she
surely is a pretty girl, all right-bright
smiles at him so prettily. Now watch
that shark mouth of his open In what
he fondly believes to be a charming
smile Somebody ought to give him
poke in the jaw-what right has .uch a
guy TO be sitting right there with such
pretty girl?
Here are some sailors. "Tars." they
call EN-; We have read why, some place
or other, but we forget why now.
Tie DOyS LOOK very IldLGy, u1QB6Qs III
their white Jackets Some one down the
aisle wonders why sailors always have
such narrow hips. Who ever heard Of
fat-stomached sailor?
Swarming up and down ladders will
take the fat of any man, but who
wants to climb ladders unless he is a
sailor, fireman or painter? Great
Jobs for those who fancy them, but most
of us would just as lief do something
else and bear the burden Of a fat
paunch.
Some one would do the world favor
by explaining what they have done to
the modern movie theater organ, and
why. The term trick organ" does not
explain the peculiar nasal quality which
these organs have.
We had rather hear a good church
organ, any day. Sure, it is a matter of
stops" we know, but what is supposed
to be the point of Introducing the
nasal quality in almost every one?
It used to be that all organs sounded
more or less alike, but nowadays there
seem to be two kinds, the regular organ
and the movie sort. Some people may
like EN-, but we don't.
Well, guess we will have to get up
to let this old bird through. Yes, he
wants to come through, all right. Why
couldn't he 60 around? What are the
ushers for, anyway? They ought TO