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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-21
Society Calendar
SATURDAY

Coronation of the Queen Of Jewels
at the Valley Mid Winter Fair, Har-
lingen. followed by the Queens ball
Mrs Fred w. Armstrong. Of Co.
lad. is spending a few days here
visiting her brother, Z. II. Parker
II Victoria Heights.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-21
Majesty, the Queen. Is to wear black
xretrat utfh iouo1aI haodlr1SS

velvet, With leWeled headdreSS.
The Jewel ballet, and other num-
hers will be among the interesting
entertainment spectacles. These are
being staged by Frances Beddoes.
well known Valley dancing teacher.
She will present a special solo num-
Der, the Goddess Of Jewels.
Following the coronation, the ex-
elusive ball of the Queen of Dia-
monds will be held at the Plaza
Only 200 OF these coveted invitations
have been posted.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-21
Beautiful Marriage
Rites Unite Couple

AMID an exquisite bridal setting, the marriage Of Miss Elizabeth More,
daughter of Mrs. Lena Gay More. of Brownsville. and Mr.. James Can
non Collins a soemnHed at the Church Of the Advent at seven
o'clock Thursday evening.
Beautiful simplicity marked the decoration Of the church. Tall white
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19

PACKARD 4-pAsS. COUPEs new tires, bia
trunk. perfect paint, Al motor. bargain for
club or family car Kirby. 1911 NJ 81. NV.
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sALE--AUTOMoBILEs.
CHERNER MOTOR co.

CHERNER MOTOR co.
CLUBBING DOWN PRICES.
TEARING DOWN OLD
STANDARDS OF VALUEll
SLASHING! RIPPING! GIVING
Unprecedented Bargains at
Gigantic Losses.
Friday Saturday Only
at These Prices.
Model A Sport Roadster 49,. $279
Ford Touring Car, 1926. ......... 80
Model A 1880 Tudor, 1,100 mi =. 489
Ford Roadster, 1926 ...s..... SO
Model A 1929 Coupe. ........... $50
Ford Delivery, 1926. 80
WHY'S Knight Late 20 Sedan. -. 249
Hupmobile Touring, new tires 40
Chevrolet Sedan, 4-dr., 1928. -. $40
Chrysler Roadster ....,....... 70
Dodge 1927 Sedan, leather. ...... 149
WHY'S Knight 60 Club Sedan. 149
Fords, Whippets, Chevrolets
and Others.
Lowest Prices and Terms in City.
LOOK FOR THE FORD DEALER.
1881 You St. NV.
N. 8565. Never Closed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19
Can Give Terms.

Can Give Terms.
NOLAN MOTOR Co, INC,
iii 18th St. NV.
Always Open.
NASH SPECIAL CABRIOLET.
good, clean sporty Job: here Is one you
win be proud to own, and is priced below
the market at
- HAWKINS MOTORS, INC,
1929 l4th. Decatur $500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19

PEERLESS SEDAN, 1873 model: ABSOLUTELY
perfect; wonderful barsain at 5000; easy
terms National Auto Sales Co, SO New
York ave. ne Omen till b m
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19

oT6EN0RfTE SPORT ROADSTER, 1871
See this snappy rumble-seat car for only
s2o0. Terms, $50 cash. balance monthly
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18th at p SITS.
AUTO MART.
At our new location and wonder
full values. Low terms.
c. SAM MONTGOMERY,
1918 f4th.

FORD SPORT COUPE,
real value in a sporty little JOB; you
must see this one 10 appreciate 1t. Terms
HAWKINS MOTORSe INC.
1929 l4th. DECATUR $3.50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19
TRADED CARS THAT GIVE
AN EXTRA MEASURE
OF VALUE FOR
EVERY DOLLAR.

Studebaker Commander Regal Sedan.
A value we're honestly proud Of. Recon-
ditioned in every detail; finish and metal
parts all perfect; wire wheels good tires
slip covers. A certified car with 80 days
free service.
sos.
1927 Oakland Roadster.
A good serviceable car in good running
condition and makes very good appear
ance.
$275.
Model 90 Whippet Coach.
A good investment in TRANSPORTATION;
brakes newly lined entire car in good gen
eral condition.
$145.
Buick 4-Passenger Coupe.
In exceptionally good mechanical condi-
ton; finish has been renewed; excellent
tires.
$445.
We Take the Risk Out of
UsedCar Buying.
LEE d. BUTLER, INC,
PISS Champlain St.
Above v Near 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19
STOHLMAN'S USED CAR
SPECIALS!

SPECIALS!
These are picked at random
40 others to choose from.
Chevrolet 1929 coach--A fine car with lit
tie mileage; sweet running, good looking;
$3.50 down, $50 mo.
Chevrolet 1880 Coach - Driven but 1000
rare buy Si65 down, S33 mo.
Hudson 1925 Coach--This one is unusually
good at the price Plenty Of power, speed.
You'll like this one; $50 down, s13 mo.
Ford 1928 Tudor-Here is as nice Ford
as you'll see at any price only 10000
miles. Clean as pin; SIP down, S23 mo.
Ford 1929 coupe~-Paint. tires and rubber
fine; mechanically AL; rumble seat; 1922
down, s25 mo.
Chevrolet 1928 Coaoh-Paint that cannot
be told from new motor quiet and poppy.
Look this one over Sl09 down, $40 mo.
Essex 1928 Coach-Owned by careful
business man driver and in wonderful con-
dition. This one is exceptional; 500 down,
S2i mo.
STOHLMAN CHEVROLET,
Inc,
,3307-11 M St. Georgetown.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19

PACKARD CLUB SEDAN. late 1923: me-
Chemically and appearancs exeelienti car Will
please the most critical buyer $3.50. terms
a. " nhrnlfr 220n -
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TERMS AND TRADE.
Phone for Any Demonstration.
SEMMES MOTOR CO.,
1926 18th St. NV. Pot. 0772.
Open Evenings.
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PEERLESS 5-pASs SEDAN 1923, model sac;
perfect conditions new tires Rear OF 6iA
A st. Sc. Lin 1920 2Is
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19

The next day Lukedi one Of the Bagegos, carried
a gourd of milk to the hut. He shuddered with fear
as he saw the figure of the giant white man who
was sitting in the dim light on the turf floor, his
wris,s bound together behind his back and his
ankles made secure with tough fiber strands
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19
A REAL SALE

Fsscx Coach 1925. .......... $50
Ford Roadster, 1926. 80
Cadillac Touring, .,..... ...,.... 80
Ford Truck. slip-on, l926...,.. 50
Overland Sport, 1925. .......,... 65
Chevrolet Coupe, l926...,...... 80
Chevrolet Sedan. 1925. ...... 40
Ford Coupe, 1925. ............... 80
Nash Coupe, 1926. ............. 1870
Chevrolet Coupe. 1927. Us
Lincoln Roadster ............ IS
Chevrolet Pickup, 1927. 125
Plymouth Sport Roadster, 1929. 1913
Dodge Sedan. 1927. ........ IFS
Dodge Coupe, 1927 tspe....... $40
Dodge Panel Truck. 1923. anna. 275
Buick 4-Pass. Coupe, 1926. ...... $50
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-09-19

PEERLESS SEDAN, 7-pAss---Cost Sc, 500,
sacrifice, $500 cash II sold at once Good
condition, excellent engine 4 good tires
complete sent covers. Welcome inspection
Phone Miss. Byers. District oe42 Br. IS, or
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24

ners' to keep these hypocrytes from starving or going to work. Soap-box orators from bolsheviks to bunk. Anti-wets and every sec ond place a spaakeasy, anti vets and most of them secretly "swig a shot. Bull and bunk, painted parasites pestering people. Noise, dirt and discomfort, it's l great life I would rather be in an Es- kimo village eating tomcod the balance of my life than wage a slave out here. Best regards.
 EDDIE
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
NOME HARBOR IMPROVEMENTS

(Continued from Page One) or less depressed at this time or the year, after going thru a long hard winter, but as the old saying is, that "in every dark cloud, there is silver lining" seems very ap- propriate at this time. Let us all pull together, for in that way only can we hope to accom- plish things for the community oetterment.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
IN THE PROBATE COURT, CAPE NOME PRECINCT. TERRI
 TORY OF ALASKA.

IN THE MATTER OF THE ES- TATE OF DANIEL ANDERSON. DECEASED.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that the undersigned has been ap- pointed administrator of the es- tate of Daniel Anderson, deceasad. by the Probate Court of the above named Precinct; and that all per sons having claims against said estate are required to present the same, duly verified to the under sighed, within six months from the date of this notice.
 Dated: Nome, Alaska. May IT., 1880.
 G. R. JACKSON
 Administrator. Publish-May IT. A, 31, June l7. IA, 1880.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
WEATHER MAY 24, 1880

St. Michael-Clear, calm, wis. unlimited. NOME-Wind east 8. med clg.' boo. wis. IS.
 Teller-Wind east 3. clear, wis. unlimited.
 Golovin-Oc, med. clg.. wis. ten north breeze, 32 above.
 Fairbanks-Wind SEE 4, clear, wis. unlimited.
 Hot Springs-Calm, wis. excel lent.
 Nulato-Calm, high boo, wis. unlimited.
 Holy Cross-Clear. calm, wis. unlimited.
 Tacotna-Oc, west breeze, wis. twenty miles.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
SOURDOUGH WRITES OF
 CONDITIONS OUTSIDE

A, s. (Docl Kemp is in receipt of letter from Eddie Mack, a former sourdough of this section The letter is written in true iron tier style and is self explanatory,
 San Diego, Cal, April 22, 1880 Friend Doe:
 Pardon me addressing you Doc, as do not know your initials, A few lines and rambling thoughts of s0urdough lost in uhe wilds of civilization. I have been down here nearly five mon- ths and have just about managed to get by. I had hopes of re- turning to Nome this spring but they look fainter every day. The struggle for existence on the "great [ outside is not what it is "crack- ed up to be- and the more I s2e or it, the more I yearn for the great white silence" I was new CT oppressed by a sense of utter lon9liness anywhere in these teem- Ing cities of stone, strife and "shekals." Of course if one has the jack it's OK, but jack or no jack, l dislike it. The whole layout sickens me, hook shops on every corner, hootch hounds lyny eyed, stool pigeons, on the streets dlscourslng on the approachins doom of mankind, winding up by passing the hat among the "sin-
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
second Sailing for Nome

The new steamer Baldwin of the Arctic Transport Company, is scheduled to sail on it's first trip of the season. to Nome from Seat tile, Monday, May 26th. This will be the second vessel of this com pany to sail from Seattle this spring. The motorship Silver Wave having sailed on the 18th of May. The Nugget wired for the passenger list but will not be able to obtain it until after the vessel sails.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
FLIGHT ENGLAND
 TO AUSTRALIA

PORT BALDWIN. North Austra- lia, May 24, (P)-Amy Johnson, a British girl flyer, reached here af- ter a flight of four hundred miles from Atamboea. Timor. She has now completed in 19 days, f1igh' alone from Croydon, England, to Australia.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
John Ost arrived with hi

John Ost arrived with his string of dogs from Golovin We'd nesday, bringing three men who expect to go to work for the Ham mon company Mr. Ost reports a tough trail between Golovin and Nome and states that the snow has entirely disappeared around Golovin, and that instead of snow they have plently of water He also says large fiocks of ducks and geese have appeared in that vic inity and that the ice of Golovin Bay is still good for airplane land ngs. He returned to Golovin Fri day morning.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
Harry Lomen a Benedict

A telegram to Judge G. J. Lo- men yesterday, announces the mar riage of his son Harry to Miss Edna Dawson at Portland, Ore gon, May 22nd. The bride is teacher in the Seattle public schools. The bride and groom are expected to arrive in Nome on one of the first vessels
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
Sierra Sailing Date Changed

The motorship Sierra of the Arctic Transport Company, com monly called the reindeer ship. will sail from Seattle June 9th in stead of June goth, as previously advertised. The vessel will make stops at Dutch Harbor, Nunivak, Island. Hooper Bay, Nome. Teller, Elephant Point and Kotzebue.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
Protect Ptafmigan

The famous flying fish the "Ptar-
 migan" are once more with us and their usual call go bak, go bak, :" can be heard on the tundra where they are beginning to mate. It is hoped that hunters will not the season opens in September in order that the ptarmigan family may have a chance to multiply.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
BISHOP CANNON IS OK

WASHINGTON, May "A, R- Bishop Cannon who appeared be- fore the Senate Lobby Committee to answer questions concerning pro hibition activities, was today re- ported at a complete understand ing with chairman of the commit tee Caraway.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
LOCAL NEWS

For other local news during the week days look on pages 3 and under days of the week with telegraphic news as publish ed in the daily bulletin.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24
Tearing Down Building

The council ordered the tearing down of the old delapidated Good win building which has been an eye-sore for several years to peop- le living in the West End. The lumber will be sold to pay for the cost of labor.
The Nome nugget., 1930-05-24

Pilot Vic Ross returned to Nome this afternoon from Candle. Pilot Graham is delayed at Fairbanks due to bad weather.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11

OF course If navy is preferred in-
stead of red for the coat, all we'll and
good. for than navy flannel or serge
for little girls wraps there is nothing
smarter sthis season. Several other
blues for coats are ever so chic, too,
especially pirate blue, and for dressy
occasions, both blues and pinks in
dusty pastel tones are quite the thing
this season. And there's the new
light greens, they surely must he
mentioned, for special emphasis Is
being placed on coats made up of
soft green tweeds and greenish.toned
covert.
The appearance of quaint all-wool
challis among the seasons most fash
ionable fabrics is hailed with delight
by youth and adult. This revival of
challis came about because of the en-.
thusiasm expressed in style circles for
light weight woolers of every descrip-
ton. Now that challis Is again in
vogue, it is acclaimed not only for
simple daytime dresses for children
and grownups alike, but 1t is being
made up into three-piece ensembles,
using plain for the coat and figured
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Appeal to Elephants
Stomach Broke "Strike"

How one man, with the aid Of a
bucket Of ale and some tomatoes,
broke a strike is recounted by the
London Evening Standard. For three
whole days Rosie, the circus elephant,
had been on strike. She refused-ev-
cry hundredweight of her-to leave
Skegness for Marlborough, where the
rest of the circus was waiting for her.
After vain attempts to induce her to
board a train, Mahomet was tele-
graphed for. Mahomet, the trainer, Is
Rosie's best friend. When he got the
wire at Marlborough, where he had
been impatiently awaiting his little
friend, he caught the first train back
to Skegness.
Learning that Rosie had been treat
ed to three gallons of ale daily by a
local hotel proprietor, he ordered the
entrance to her railway coach to be
decorated with bucket Of ale, toma-
toes and the choicest seven-course din
ner an elephant could wish.
At midnight, when Skegness slept,
Rosie was led down to the station in
secret. Chains were thrown over her,
and she had retinue Of attendants
worthy of Delhi durbar.
When she smelt the feast awaiting
her in the coach she walked in with
out a murmur, dined, slept and was
whisked away by the first train next
morning. So ended the biggest laugh
of the Skegness season.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11

making a last season leftover" do
duty this spring, the case is hopeless
And 1t most assuredly is. The whole
scheme of fashion has undergone such
drastic changes, that the only thing
left to do is ''to begin all over again"
In matter of assembling an up-to-the-
moment wardrobe.
Among the really chic, plain fab
RIGS are the newest thing. especially
fiat crepes and taffetas, styled with all
the little devices that dressmaker
skill can conjure. In these piquant
little plain crepe frocks so smart for
afternoon wear, one gets liberal ed
ucation as to the ways of pin tucks,
plaits. shirrings, cores. godets. pep
luIns, boleros and host of other
equally fascinating tricks of the mode.
As to the really new colors, they
are revelation. To be sure navy blue
is outstanding In this springs show
ings, the whole range of blues. for that
matter are highlighted in advance
styles. However, when it comes to the
thrill of something different" the new
baby" colorings carry the honors.
Pale blues. aquamarine, shell pink.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11

bank together. Her heart beat like
q drum in her ears as she crept out
Of her hiding place and tore home
wards, clutching the treasure that lay
against her bosom.
Breathless, her forehead wet with
the dew Of emotion and haste, Fanny
went upstairs into the spare bedroom
and hid the bonds between the springs
and mattress of her best bed.
"There!" she painted. II don't know
what'll come Of it. But-there
She was once more standing. at the
sink peeling potatoes when lustrous
car tore into the street and stopped
at her door. Will burst into the kitch-
en-. Dangling from his finger was a
small key on red ribbon, his own key
to the safety deposit box.
"Fanny!" Wills voice was harsh.
"Where'd you put my bonds?"
"Your bonds?" Fanny gave him a
straight look. "Our bonds, you mean.
worked just as hard for them as you
did, taking boarders and all. I'm just
as particular what becomes Of them:
maybe more So"
Il want the bonds"
"Not to hand out to that scalawag,
Will. Have you seen the morning pa
per? 1t says"
Will took her by the shoulder.
Fanny faced him.
"Never! I've put 'em where you
can't find 'em. Take your hand away.
You're hurting me. Shame on you!
To believe a stranger before you
would your own wife!"
Will drew back. The angry red In
his face gave way to pallor. A mo-
ment he stood, head down, irresolute.
Then he turned and went out to the
car.
"It's all off, McKettle," he said. "My
wife won't stand for it."
What Mr.. McKettle said then was
sufficiently revealing even to credu-
lous Will. He fairly tore the fleece
from his own wolfish structure. AS
tonished, aghast, Will shook his fist
after the lustrous automobile as it
drove away bearing the wreck Of his
dream with it.
Will went back to Fanny and found
her crying, her head on the blue en-
amel sink. He knelt down beside her
and put his arms around her. He
made painful confession-how Mr.. Nc
Kettle was going to change the bonds
into gilt-edge securities that would
bring in six times as much as the
bonds were now earning.
ut looked like easy money to me-"
Will said. "But you did right, Fanny.
That's as plain to me as the nose on
your face"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Early Postmasters-General

Samuel Osgood was the first post
master general, appointed by Wash
ington in 1889, after the Constitu-
ton was adopted. The first post
master-general in America, however,
was Andrew Hamilton, appointed in
Colonial days, in 1851. He was sue
ceeded by his son, John Hamilton.
Following him, there were four post
masters general, then In 1853 the
American colonies were divided into
two postal districts, with postmas-
ter-general for each. Benjamin Frank
lin served as one of these from 1853
to 1774. In July, 1915, the Continen-
tai congress made Franklin again
postmaster-genera and he served un-
til the following year.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Engraving Ancient Art

Engraving dates back to the an
clients, but the first authentic engrav-
ing of which there is any record was
that of st. Christopher, 1923. Baron
de Reiffenberg claims to have found
an earlier one, dated 141S, and a man.
uscript discovered in the middle of
the Eighteenth century gives reason
for believing that the art was known
as early as 1906 in England. but there
has been too much controversy con-
corning those prior to St. Christopher
to accredit the earlier ones.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
PRETTY PASTEL CREPE FROCKS;
WHAT LITTLE MISS IS WEARING

"A S TO the adorable frocks of fiat
"A crepe which are blossoming out in
pastel colorings this spring, there is
no mistaking the date of their creation.
Spring. 1890, is written all over them
down to the very last tiny tuck, plat,
and myriads of other styling details
which might be mentioned.
The moment you catch sight of one
of these fascinating little advance
models, you realize that so far as
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11

There is no doubt about the attrac.
tive costume in lower picture meeting
with parental approval at first glance.
Over one-piece frock of printed
zephyr wool challis which has red fig-
ures on a creamy background the
dainty miss is shown wearing coat
of plain red flannel. A more ideal COM
bination for early spring wear It
would be difficult to find anywhere on
fashions program.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11

TOO EXPENSIVE A PASTIME

"Why are you so opposed to your
daughter working?" asked the bach
elor friend.
II can't afford to let her work." re-
piled the family man. ALL,
'What the heck do you mean, can't
afford it?" demanded the 3. f.
"Say, she couldn't even earn the silk
stockings, let alone all the party
dresses she would need to wear to
work." growled the II. M.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
The Horse in History

Anittas, the first Hittite who took
the title of "Great King after he had
conquered any number of other little
kings, first brought the tanned and do
mesticated horse up to the doors of
Europe, where the Greeks were al,
ready gathering. So Cortes aston
ished the Mexican Indians with his
soldiers on horseback, and they thought
man and horse one new monstrous ami
NAL. The Greeks, too. kept the legend
of the Centaurs- horses.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
E)HIL,L,IPS
= Milk
Of Ma I1esia


The shah of Persia in the course
of a recent public speech ridfculed
the husband in the kitchen" The
man who takes pride in his cooking
is nuisance, he stated, and advised
the Persian women not to respect the
man who is always too willing to
help them around the house.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Sour.
Stomach

In the same time it takes dose
of soda to bring a little temporary
relief of gas and sour stomach,
Phillips Milk of Magnesia has acid.
ity completely checked, and the di-
gestive organs ALL tranquilized.
Once you have tried this form of
relief you will cease to worry about
your diet and experience a new
freedom in eating.
This pleasant preparation is just
as good for children, too. Use it
whenever coated tongue or fetid
breath signals need of a sweetener.
Physicians will tell you that every
spoonful of Phillips Milk of Mag
nesia neutralizes many times its
volume in acid. Get the genuine,
the name Phillips is important.
limitations do not act the same!
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
s(s2El ! :; J.! i ;i|||'!|
March Of Science

First Cook-What do you do with
yourself now that the iceman is out
of a job?
= Second Ditto-Well, the man who
collects installments on the electric
refrigerator amt such bad sort
Life. $500.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Simple

Trainer-I have only one friend.
Yes, only one friend on earth, and
that's my dog.
Stranger-Why don't you get anoth-
err dog?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Down to Snail's Pace

"What's the matter, officer?" de-
manded the youth as the cop drew
alongside.
"Oh, nothing much" snapped the
cop, Except I'm arresting you for
speeding, you were going 49,"
'For crying out loud" exclaimed
the youth, do you call going mere
50 speeding?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Man Displaced

nnabelle-Mabel hasn't thought
for anything nowadays except her new
automobile. She's perfectly in love
with 1t.
George (sadly)-Another case Of
man being displaced by machinery.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1930-04-11
Believed in Hereafter

Bob-Do you believe in the here.
after?
Babe-Why-a-yes.
Bob-Well, how about little neck.
ing? That's what I'm here after.