Seward daily gateway., 1930-04-23
THE SUN DO MOVE"

Now that we have the brown bear safe from eXter- mination and guaranteed full ration of prospectors, sheep cattle and ndians with large areas where ne may roam unmolesed the next thing in order IS the conser vaton of whales. This movement is well under way m the East according dispatch printed the other day. where it is feared that posery will be denied the pleas 1lre of viewing these mammals unannoyed by man.
 Here opens another field of endeavor to supplant those eliminated by the conservation craze why not start whale farms? There is oi bone, meat and milk! It should be no difficult matter in these days ot sclent c miracles to catch yearlng whales saddle them and bust them into docile mounts after the manner of the cayuse This would give the movies new material 10 WorK up thrills that cracking up arpanes has become bore society Just think of the annual rodero when the whalepunchers caparisoned in fur chaps, spurs ana quirt began busting young whalets and teaching them to neckren stand where put and to outrace mammoth leviathan in getting him into the milking pens
 It offers new field for hog callers who have failed to make the phonograph records because of asthmatc note in their larnvx The ancient Greeks who created aphrodite Psyche and Neptune could hardly get into the box score against halepuncher, floating maJestlcay upon the spume of ndOent breaker, chanting ulla by calculated to soothe the feelings of whale whose hide was clsed with barnaces and who unable to find good scratching post.
 True have gotten along some l,9OO years without having the type of whale that swallowed Jonah ana no one misses the brantosaur ichtosaur dmosaur and dplodocus along with the Roe and that wonderful laf Aladdin who passed into limbo when man was develop ing from tadpole into the first sembance of an lntel- gent chmpanzee But postety should not De denled the sight of whale swallowing three barrels of herring ana just when Tom Kippur, Roshoshana and Friday fell on the same date and herrngs at premium.
 Hence we may envsion executive order settlng aside half of the Pacific whale reserve and then creating other zones for whale farms along with another bevy of search without warrant officials to herd the lesser light of humanity into the beehves of the great cities and make golf players out of sclass eskimo whale flenchers
 If citizens of Seward come forward voluntarily as did B Storey in assisting financially the large expense in converting the old school house into modern general hospital it will be the realization of many years earnest desire Mr. Storey donated S00 cash for tng three bath rooms Seward is small but finer and more public peo pie can be found on this old weather-worn globe
 The coming of general hospital to Seward means the advent-speakng commercialy-of $500O0 indus try From humanitarian standpoint the value is incon- parable.
 That remark Don't be heathen' has been the sub
 of much local comment the past week Lead but do not drive.
 There is consoling thought in connection with the efforts to prevent Alaska developing like the States The wide open spaces aers refuge for those aI ahead of the instalment man.
 It IS claimed by late Alaska dispatches of recent date that the throne of Spain is ottering Alright Alphonse we also have em going under the table from Volseada phobia