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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09
BILLIARD MATCH

CHICAGO. Sept. s-P-welker
Cochran. former world 1872 balk-
line billiard champion, and Allen
Hall. Chicago three-cushion star
will play the first block Of q special
3o0-point three cushion match to-
morrow.
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T The


No games scheduled
Tuesdays Schedule
Boston al Chicago.
washington at St. Louis
Philadelphia at Detroit.
New York at Cleveland.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09
49, Hs BROWNsvmLE HERALD SPORTS SECTION ennas
The
Sports

BY Hal EUsTACE


With baseball passing out OF the
Ncture and football still In the Off
ing, bowling Is holding the atten-
ton of sport fans. Tonight at the
Old Rip Alleys here. the Texaco
and Gateway fives will tangle in
order to select a team 10 meet a
McAllen crew here Wednesday
night. The five men with high ore
viii be named on the Brownsville
five. This game will be at duck-pins.
The Brownsville Disbursements
Bowling league Will get into action
also at the five-pIn alleys. Although
the league is suffering from lack OF
interest. a heated race is being put
on. Sherwln-W Williams now holds
the post position. IL is likely that
the Campbell alleys will form
other league in the near future.
Bowling appeals to ladies as well
as man. Bee Friedman is collecting
first place prizes with regularity.
Mrs. Burt Hinkley. jr., is an ambi-
dexterous bowler and she can give
most Of them a run for their mon
ey. Mrs. Walton is another. Duck
pin and fsve-pin are their games
Not So Easy
yThe boys who have been used to
running up high scores at five-pin
and duck-pin are finding the regula-
ton naples and is pound ball a
bit difficult. In other words. the
big black COB 1as TO splash in there
Just right 10 bring down the tall
timber. Jack Campbell Is whistling
a merry tune these DAYS As his nev
alley is enjoying a good run OF
business. The veterans turned out
for the regulation game.
Football galore can be seen or
Tucker field each afternoon. The
junior college began practice yes
terday. The high school is golno
fun blast. And junior high work
will be begun in the near future.
Red Irvine and his cohorts WORKED
with over a hundred grid aspirants
Yesterday. When the junior bovs
turn out. there will be ground IL
. III uniform. This Is bv far the larg-
est number of candidates ever tc
don the Brownsville regalia.
Is Scorps
Sixteen huskies. including a num-
her OF Valley stars. reoorted for the
Junior college squad. Manager Bar
new Moore. he Of the injured ler
dished ont enuipment t. Bud Adam
son. Bill Cabler. Sam Lesser. 1echa
Sylvester. Jack Lebowitz. Fred Ball
Gilbert of Harlingen. Clarence Ben
nett. jess Atkins. Carter Of San
Penito. SPEEDY Crowder ~ Ia Fer!a.
Tink Dye az Ravmondville. PH-~ser
or Rio Hondo. Summers and Pin
kin After a short session Of lizht
exercises and wind sprint. the
c~ollegians adjourned for the after
noon. Thew will work out az ? . m
each day. Ten or fifteen more husk-
les are expected TO report for the
Scorpion SQUAD within the next
few davs. Those uD-vallev BOYS loot
good 10 the local coaching staff
Adamson. Gilbert. Carter. Crowder
Dye and Bowser are excellent mate
riaL<T
Tkes high school Is already run
ming SIGNALS and plays. Local fans
saw Pop" Warner football &C
taught by Fessenden here during
the past two years. From present
appearances. the Screaming Eagles
viii use the short kick formation
with a few variations OF the wing
back system.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09

Oklahoma City Legionnaires are
n pay the costs OF a college educa-
ton for a youth selected from the
training school
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09

Aulden Anderson. better known
as Dangerous Dan" is playing in
the oackfield. In scrimmage he
looks Ike Red Grange. The tow
head is a shifty. deceptive runner.
What ne might lack in weight, he
makes up in grit and spirit.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09

Vernon Mayfield. who hurt his
BACK IN practice a few days ago
returned and made one tackle He
cracked a shculde- blade and pul. ed
a muscle. He'll be out a couple Of
weeks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09

Captain Jimmy Pace Of the San
Benito high G~reyhounds is being
converted into a center by Coach
Grady Reynolds. Roy McCamy left
the center position open when he
ieft Tor New Mexico. Jimmy is over
six feet tall and weighs about l7O.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09

Bowling appeals to ladies as well
as man. Bee Friedman is collecting
first place prizes with regularity.
Mrs. Burt Hinkley. r., is an ambi-
dexterous bowler and she can give
most Of them a run for their mon
ey. Mrs. Walton is another. Duck
pin and f!ve-pin are their games.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-09

Tkes high school Is already run
ming SIGNALS and plays. Local fans
saw Pop" Warner football &C
taught by Fessenden here during
the past two yesrs. From present
appearances. the S-reaming Eagles
viii s the short kick formation
with a few variations OF the wing
back system.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
5chmeling Fighting for Title
But ChiseIers TO Get His Jack

ENDICOTT, N. r.. May Sion
the morning Of June 18th, Max
Schmeling may be heavyweight
champion Of the world or he may
be Just another guy, applying beef
steak 10 a discolored optic.
IN either event, there viii be a
long line Of boys TO pay him a visit
and collect their little slice Of the
S250,000 Make is to receive for
fighting Jack Sharkey, If the fight
draws a million dollar gate. And,
after the line has passed, Max will
= be lucky If he has a dime.
First in line will be an officious
looking person with brass buttons
on his uniform. He Is Mr.. Internal
Revenue Collector. and he will only
De satisfied with the current rate
of dough slicing. What this gentle
man will take with him IS a bit
difficult for this writer, with his
eighth-grade arithmetic, TO figure
out. But anybody knows it will be
plenty.
The line is formed 10 the right
and next up TO the pay-off window
steps a sturdy German, Mr.. Herr
Bulow. Makes original manager.
who still has his protege under
contract for 20 per cent of his earn
ings. Bulow is paid and makes his
exit, whistling strains from "Zur
Lauterbach Hab Ish Mein Lump
Verloren (which means AT Latter
bach I have lost my bum').
Make applies a little arnica 70
a bruised cheek bone, when the
door opens and an army. with Gen
ersl Joe Jacobs az its head. makes
a triumphan. entrance. They parade
around the room. do a couple Of
SQUADS right and cone to a COM
pany halt before the cashiers
window.
Mr.. Jacobs army consists Of Cen
gal Yussel. himself. who managed
Make into the title chance: Mr..
Billy Mccartney, chief Of staff; Lieu
tenant Charlie RoSen Of Broadway
ana the Bronx: Corporal Charlie
White. OF the same address. and
a host Of buck privates in the ranks
o. the chislemen, all of whom gave
Max Schmeling his great chance
and in turn want their little slice.
General Jacobs has a credit slip
for 4 pc cent. So has Mr.. Nc
Carney. Lieutenant Rosen has one
for 6 per cent, while the numbers
on the slips of Corporal White and
the rest Of the army are a bit
blurred and are very difficult %
make out through a beefsteak
youltice.
Just how much this vast army Is
being paid is hard TO figure out.
the paid-out key on Makes cash
register Is PLAYING the Anvil
Chorus" 1t Is old home week at
.ha county fair.
II Max Schmeling is newly crown
ed heavyweight champion while all
This Is going on. things could be
much worse. But If the beefsteak
and the armies mean that he has
fa.len un6sr the guns OF Jack
sharkev. the Boston minute man.
what price heavyweight champion
ship chancei
IN talking TO SchmelinE about
the finances of the fight. the inter-
viewer will learn nothing. Max's
business is 70 get himself in shane
~ win the fight and he is devoting
hinaself to that detail.
zoe Jacobs Is the right mar TO
Look after that part OF the business
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

On Broadway the lights
fickered brightly and the blare
of the saxophones and the
squcal Of the suckers could b
heard. But in the old Riverside
Cemetery all was still and as
dark as a blue Monday IN 4
coal mine.
Sexton Berry MI. Deep sat
at his old rockingham snok-
ing his corn-cob pipe and spit
ting up against the side Of the
little Gem round oak.
Suddenly the sexton jumped
to his feet. He fell short BY a
scant three yards. but throwing
one arm over his left bunion. he
dragged himself erect. Peering
out Of the window. he cried:
Quick, Ike. There's somebody
digging up old Minnie Higgen-
bottem. I can't let anybody do
her dirt"
The two old cronies opened
the door, well, you can't ex-
pect them 10 pass through the
side OF the buildingl) and rush
ing out. knocked the intruder
for a GHOUL.
Syracuse Orange Peel.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

for me" says Max. Il have plenty
OF work to do to get ready for the
fight, no? I think I am lucky 70
be in such a nice place to be the
next champion. ja."
That Joe Jacobs Is a smart bust
ness man is not open to question.
Jacobs is not missing a bet IN labor
ing 70 make Makes end as much
as possible. During Something's
training at Endicott. a German
Saengerbund Of Johnson City, N.
y. threw an elaborate party for
Make and his staff. A chorus Of
German singers came from as far
is Syracuse TO make the affair a
huge success.
Schmeling. Of course. could not
attend, but Mr.. Jacobs. Mr.. Mach
on, the trainer. Mr.. Otto Weinman.
the German chef and a large party
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

Daddy, read me the comics"
said little Hazel Horsefeathers
to her father.
"All right, Hazy," he replied.
First I'll read you about Oscar
Oofblatz. In the first picture We
see Oscar up in a green apple
tree. In the second picture we
see him fall out of the tree on
his face. Then the farmer licks
him with a stick, and finally we
see him home at last. but when
his father sees how dirty he
is, he gives him a licking
Next I'll read YOU about
Mary Moonface. Little Marys
mother and father are dead
First we see her dog run over
by an auto. AS she goes to see
if it's killed, a mean old thing
snatches her purse When she
turns around, an auto hits her.
Wen have to wait until tomor-
row to see if she's killed or
not"
Daddy, what does comic
mean?"
Cornell WIDOW.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
CHAMPION KALLIO MEETS
TOUGH CHALLENGER MONDAY

HARLINGEN, June Promoter
Ernie Stephens has scored a scoop
on the mat world with his feature
bout next Monday evening at the
ball park arena here.
He signed Gus Kallio, worlds
middle weight champion for the
main event. Later he got George
Sauer's name on the dotted line as
an opponent. Now he has received
word from Portland. Ore. that
Sauer has been chasing Kallio all
over the country seeking q bout for
the worlds title.
The middleweight divisions belt
will be at stake in this eight-round
feature. which promises TO be the
choicest bit Of mat work that the
Valley has seen. II will be the
first appearance Of a champion IN
the magic land. although it will not
be the last. as the promoter has
two more champions signed.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

This program Monday night also
will give the fans their first chance
to see the one and only Chesty Ste
phens, the promoter himself, in ac-
ton. Valley fans have urged the
Wildcat TO sign himself for a bout
ever since he started promoting
down here. He finally has done
so and will meet Freddy Meyers.
No Easy Spot
Stephens might have chosen an
easier opponent for his initial APP
pearance before Valley fans. but he
didn't. IN fact. Meyers is about
the toughest morsel in South Texas
right now. He doesn't work so
spectacularly in the ring, but when
the bout is over, he has the vic
tory.
Kallio is especially attractive 10
local fans as il develops that ne
has made his home at Wharton.
Texas. for several years. They
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
Pharr's Best Students

PHARR. Nav 3l.-The p. s.
Devine Medals" which have been
made possible for the past three
wears through the generosity Of
Mr. p. S. Devine Of Pharr. were
awarded the winners on Thursday
nirht in the high school auditorium.
Tie contestants, TO be eligible. must
score in both athletic and literary
work in the school. Those winning
the medals IN 1880: girls: first,
Fona Lee Plat: Carmen Sladnan
and Loretta Wilder tied for sec
Cnd place: boys: first. Victor Kor-
mier. second. Lawrence Cron. In
1929 the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

the master. he was the Flying Finn
and headed toward titles. IA
KaIlio first won the mddleweightb
title from Midget Fisher In Chica@
70. He defended II until ne met
Hugh Nichols In Cincinnati last
winter. They met again ard Kallio
lrrt
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

Of riotius newspapermen were feted
and dined-to say nothing Of wined.
The Max Schemling March was
played on the Saengerbund phono-
graph. Everybody had a wonderful
time.
Next day. the hospitable Germans
packed wives ana children into
t,eir fliyvers and motored owe TO
watch Make box. and every man.
woman and child had TO yield a
buck before they were admitted to
the pavilion.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

swear by him around there.
A few years ago he was 4 green
immigrant boy who knew come
thing about the European style OF
wrestling but nothing about Ameri-
can catch-as-catch-can
He attended a few bouts. saw
how he was handicapped and went
to work in eastern steel mills. There
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
ODE TO A FRESHMAN
PLEDGE CAP

I lore you, my darling, like no
man can say,
Yon stay near me at night and
on me BY day;
Though small and roard-Eke,
yon'ye intense as the deuce,
Ard YOU cover the spot cen
though q bit loose.
When it's cold IN SUirter, you're
cory and 1rdrin.
lind e0e, IN snsassey yon don't
do no harm,
But aiken 1t rcirs, my .@1rdi,
you don't think,
JaSt ray oHt'r get net, and, oh,
rrI0t q stink!
But after casting bad habits
aside,
III think IL al ovcy, N I'm
bound to decide,
Though III nine months you'll
fade and shrink,
Yet still IN loTe You, my
Sa'estie, my Dirk.
-Lehigh Barr
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
MY gosh Wheat's dropped
twenty points,"
Chicago Phoenix.

Coach: YOU see. he's coed
on a muddy field
Assistant: Yes. his girl has
a muddy complexion.
"Is the coach pessimistic:"
Eyes"
do the players seem scared
and nervous?"
Eyes"
as there an air of funeral
gloom over the campus"
Eyes
Fine. We ought to win to-
day."
PIT PcHther.
Aileen: | met my husband on
the street today.
Elaine: Yes, its a pretty
small world after all
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
IF THE FRATERNITY
REALLY SAID WHAI
1T A

Dear Tramp:
@As IS our custom, we are
asking you to come back Tor
Homecoming. Now don't get
swellheaded. We don't give a
darn for your company. We
are doing very well without YOU
~But we need jack. The
house is too small and we need
a new one. You have been Sc
flected as one of the yaps who
would be most likely to fall Tor
the soft soap racket We don't
like you. and your stories are
worse. We hate to put up with
your long winded tales of the
days when you were in school.
But we need the dough, so wei
try to put up with you for two
days.
Ever,
"The Boys" !,
Ohio State Sun Dial. !
Hal: Do you ever think Of
Myrtle?
Vel: Everytime / see a shot
gun.
Imagine the sad case Of
Killer" Kelly, the star captain
and fullback of the Atlanta pen,
who was pardoned on the day
before the big game with Sing
Sing.
Georgia Cracker.
What do you think Of this
new airline TO the coast!"
Jaw, its just another fy-by-
night scheme"
Pit Panther. !:
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

he laid the foundation for his SUI
perior physique.
Mama's Boy
He doesn't smoke, drink liquor or
coffee. and is on the road every
day. rain or shine. He was trained
by the champion maker. Farmer
Martin Burns. After two years with
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
INCOGNTTO

"Man, oh, man. Where did
you get that funny looking
dog?"
"I'fl have you know that this
animal IS a police dog"
"You never saw a police dog
that looked like that thing"
Hes in the secret service
-Broan jug.
Che: You have 4 hole in
your stocking.
Second She: I'm not wear
ing stockings. That's my vac
cination-
Colby White Mule.
Phil: What to do when you
dream OF bikes all night?
Refill: Have yourself cycle
analysed i.
-Kcrr-s Sour OHI.
He: Do you think that air
planes will ever supplant auto
mobiles?
She: No. Who would want
to park in a damp old cloud?
Ohio State San Dial.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
THE TALKIE TRAILER
ANNOUNCEMENT

-The George Spitzmore pro-
duction, The Trial of Minnie
,Schmaits, a Biloxi Gocfytone
Monotone picture, presents Ma
ME Snooks in the finest role
-f her entire career. Miss
Snooks in the part of Minnie
Schmaltz, the girl who muir
dered the millionaire Anton
Sugarpoppa because she didn't
know the gun was loaded, viii
bring tears to your eyes as she
tells the sad story of her life
Of degradation. And now ! pre-
sent Miss Shocks
Hello folks Say, Jimmy, #
was awfully nice of you to say
that about me. And say, folks,
this is what I think about Jim
my-he plays opposite me in
this picture you know think
hes the best actor ever. And,
honest, / know you'll like The
Trial Of Mirrie Schndlts-it's
one hundred per cent talking
all-star Blox Goofytone Mono
tone Production"
--WicorSir Octopus.
Hclf of Hunkle Colleges
Football Team are Paid Pro-
fssSiorols shrieked the head
lines of the rival colleges pa
per after the latter's defeat on
the gridiron-
The indignant athletic depart
ment Of dear old Hunkle de-
manded a retraction in full.
Next issue the rival paper head
lined. Half o. Hankle Colleges
Football Team Arcn't Paid Pro-
fesSion1lS.
Washington Dirge.
Willie zuert TO Paris
lind loVed q Paris qneer.
Until she made his salad
With lots of Paris green.
Reserve Red Cat.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

The absent-minded professor
had been killed. He jumped
from an airplane and didn't
open the parachute, because it
wasn't raining.
Annapolis Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
California Pelican.

And then there's the absent
minded professor who kissed
the best looking coed in the
class and passe' his wife.
Georgia Cracker.
Sucker: You've got my dime.
Big Crook: You're a dime
liar.
Dartmouth Jack O'Lcriern.
-
Whose factory is it that's
making all that terrible noise
Its owned by the philan-
thropic manufacturer Of the
Silence for Health typewriter
-NorthueSterr Purple Parrot.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
HOW TO GET A TUX
SHIRT OFF

Now that prom season is with
US once again we present a few
little helps on how 10 overcome
that all-important problem OF
taking off a tux shirt:
/. GO on an eighteen day C.
until YOU arc a mere shadow OK
your former self. Enter a dark
room-shadow and shirt will
completely disappear.
2. Go to a reliable laundry.
After going through their clean
ing process, shirt will be re-
duced to threads. Throw away
threads.
8. b. the shirt on Cornell.
4. III all other methods fail
laugh it of.
Pennsylvania PHroI Boui.
Bill: Do you know that SCI
entists really found some vita
minis in fraternity hash?
BY: Those fellows are going
to keep looking around until
they actually run across a piece
of meat IN It some day. I
Green Griffin.
We'll, Dad, Betty won the
blue ribbon at the beauty show
Good, now she'll have some
thing to wear" VI
Boston Beonfot.
Sad ends 70 promising ca
reers: The naval architect who
became a designer in a china
factory, building gravy boats.
@ N. I. r. Zoo Doc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01
EXPERIENCE

AnnabelIe was, without a
doubt. the loveliest girl at the
Junior prom. Her slim figure,
curved like the hull of a racing
Yacht, her hair of FURNISHED
gold, her wide. not too innocent
eyes made all the lads hearts
beat faster. She was the center
Of a crowd all evening. Oh, for
a dance with this beautiful crea-
ture-or even a smile look
of recognition-anythingi But
my evening was miserable; |
was unable to approach her.
] know better now, though
Never again will I take a beauti-
full girl to the junior prom
-PennsyIvonid Punch Bo1Uk-
She: When does a book be-
come a classic?
He: When people who
haven't read it begin to say
they have.
Lafayette Lyve.
That's just about the scythe
Of it," said the stalk of wheat
as the reaper struck it.
-CoyreU W;do-u
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

She said, you xcaghiy boy, go
oar1yt"
rs she had said TO many.
He said TO h1, &c 5vcigh your
self"
lind handed her a penny
California Pelican.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

AMI then there is Rudy
Nallee, a Yale graduate, getting
his nine thousa d a week for
singing love songs. 1t just goes
to show what a college educa-
ton w do f0r a man.
-Brorrn Jn1.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-01

Willie rert TO Paris
lind loTed q Paris qneer.
Until she made his salad
With lots of Paris green.
Reserve Red Cat.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1930-01-02
SOvIETS AID IN HUNT
Noted Filler Soon to Join in
Search for Eielson.
RM Initcd PreSR

BIZ United Press
NOME, Alaska, Jan. 2.-Pending
construction of a short wave radio
sending station at Providence Bay
by the Russian party recently ar
rived there to aid in the Eielson
search, little information is avail
able concerning the progress OF the
latest expedition to join the Arctic
hunt for the missing aviator.
Recent advices from other sources
stated that the Russians, aided by
Eskimos with dog teams, were con-
Quoting a land search in the vicin-
ity of Kolunchinsk bay, where ma
tives reported seeing a plane, until
weather conditions permitted them
to assemble their JunkerS planes.
Meanwhile, Boris Chuknovsky,
noted Soviet f1ier, was speeding by
train into Siberia, where he soon
will take to the air to join the
searchers from the east.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1930-01-02

Bv Times Special
MUNCIE, Ind, Jan. 2. - Frank
Evans, 46. Columbus, driver OF an
automobile that collided with an
other on State Road 81 near here
last summer. resulting in the death
of John H. Shreve, was held guilty
Of intoxication and driving while
intoxicated. He was fined $500 and
sentenced to ninety days at the state
farm. He will appeal from the de-
ciSion of Special Judge Paul Leffler
in city court to the Delaware cir
cult court.