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GOT WEBSTER ST. W.-SEMI-DETACHED
pnone, Met. 1898: niRht. Ga. O685-W. e
La gaceta., 1930-06-14
AL DIR. SOTO


Deseo hacer pGblico testimo-
Mo de la notable curaci6n efec-
tuada en- mi persona por ell DIR.
L. Soto Fernandez, en- veinte
dias solamente. Yo venia pade-
ciendo de una prostatitis, COM
plicada con una cistitis, cuyas
afecci0nes fueron tratadas p0r
renombrados specialists, quie
mes no pudieron proporcionar-
me alivio alguno.
Mis- males llegaron a un es-
tado tan agudo que va Sc me
hacia impossible llenar mis- ne
cesidades ~eXcretoras debido a Ia
gran inflammation y los inten-
sos dolores.
Confiddo en- ell anuncio profe
sionaI que dicho DR.. tiene pues-
to en- "La Gaceta' fui a su ga
binete, 0bteniendo los resulta-
dos mencionados.
Mi domicilio 1947R Pine st.
West Tampa.
Miguel N. de OcG.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

No. En- primer lugar, po-
SEQ un secreto que en- manos
habiles puede convertirse en- un
filon de orc purisimo, en- un pla
Ger de California, rellenO de ba-
rras. No hay mas que bajarse
para cogerlas. Nunca he Sido
ma muchacho; no quiero eau
sarte peSares: conSiento en- no
,explotarte mas que hasta cierto
punto, pero no estoy dispuesto
a comerme ell pan seco al olor
de tn guisado. Yo estoy err la
miseria y til themes la bolsa lie
ma: es necesario restablecer ell
equilibrio. jTengo raz6n?
-Quiza la tendrias 81 las CO.
,sas fuesen como dices; pero no
10 son.
-COnvenido. No seras Milo
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

situaci6n de los sin trabajo en-
lugar de hacer investigaciones
.sobre los comunistas, dado que
no existe ell peligro de que ell
gobierno sea derribado.
Los comunistas, segdn Nc
Grady, pagan subvenciones a
IA peri6dicos diarios y estima
debe investigates ell origen del
dinero que reciben.
En- la huelga de los obreros
de las pieles, en- New York, di-
jo que los comunistas ganaron
ell dominic de la organization
local de trabajadores y alqui-
laron hombres para maltratar a
los que criticaban la forma en-
que era dirigida la huelga.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

mario, pero Sc tie cree con rem
tas, y muy pingies. Estas segu-
70 por la manana de conner a la
'tarde. ESQ 81 que es hermoso,
,mucho mas cuando no Sc tiene
costumbre de ello!... Ese es mi
sueno, Y 10 has de realizar.
Roberto hizo un gesto para
responder. Sarriol no lie do
tempo.
-Tranquilizate-se apresu-
r6 a decir;-no sere exigente.
Me contentare por ahora con
doscientos frances mensuales.
Los amigos no han de ser tur-
cos.
Roberto, con mirada sombria
Y ell entrecejo arrugado, re
flexion6 breves momentos; des-
pues su rostro Sc aclar6.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14
MI CONTRIBUTION AL
TEATRO
Por George BERNARD Shaw
Conclusion

Por ESQ fue que en- 1901 to-
me IL leyenda de Don Juan en-
su forma E,as Mozarciana e hi
ce de ella una parabola drama
tica de la Evoluci6n Creadora.
Pero como me encontraba en-
.onces en- la cumbre de mi po-
tencia inventiva y de mi talen-
to de escritor de comedias, la
decore mas de 10 necesario; en-
volvi la leyenda en- una come
dia de la que formaba solo ur
acto, tan lleno de episodios (e-
ra un sueno que no afectaba
la acci6n de la pieza) que la CO.
media podia representatives en- ell
acto aludido. Tambi6n publiqu6
la obra con p~refacio y un apen-
dice llamado Ell Manual del Re
volucionario, amen de una inte-
resante collection de aforismos.
En- efecto fue tan vertiginoso
en- apariencia que nadie Sc fl
j6 en- la nueva religion que sur
jia del centric del remolino in
telectual. Ahora bien, soy ell pri
nero en- protestar por mi honor
que no hice todas aquellas ca
briolas intelectuales tan solo
por dar rienda suelta a mi exu-
berancia. Las hice porque de 10
impuesto por la costumbre en- la
critica del teatro que privaba
en- aquellos dias una de las peo-
res reglas era que la seriedad
in electual estaba fuera de lu-
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

Chicago, JUNO 14.-El civico
Juror por Ell asesinato del pc
riodista Alfre Lingle sigue de-
senvolviendose contra la admit
nistracion de la ciudad. Men
tras los periodicos han renova-
do sus ataques en- editoriales de
primera plana sobre 10 que ca
lifican de alianza del crimen y
la polftica, fuerza ganaron hoy
en- ell consejo municipal 10 que
desean Sc haga una investiga-
'cion del departamento de po-
licia.
Ell CONCEAL Arthur ALDER.
que pidiera al mayor William
Hale Thompson la destituci6n
del comisionado de policia Rus
sell y ell jefe de detectives John
Siege, por "sesenta dias a 10
; menos", ha manifestado que
seis concejales lie ofrecieron a
yuda en- favor de la investiga-
ci6n.
Ell Herald Examiner dice que
ell alcalde ha dado a entender
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

las cosas, lie arrancaras por
fuerza la mano de su hija.
Tie digo que no consentiria
. Aun sabiendo la verdad ?
ESQ 10 haria irreductible.
-jEs possible? iPalabra de
honor?
i Que inter6s tendria en- en-
ganarte? les ell matrimonio CO.
sa que pueda mantenerse secre-
ia? 81 los edictos Sc fijasen ma
mana, 10 saSrias antes de la no.
che.
Els muy razonable 10 que
dices. Puesto que es necesario
absolutamehte, esperare, pero
con ciertas condolences.
i Condolences? iEstas de
rbroma!
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

gar en- las tablas que Ell teatro
es un lugar de diversion tri-
vial y vana; que la genie va
ALI a calmarse los nervios irri-
tados por la enorme tension in
telectual de la vida citadina;
en- una palabra que ell drama
turgO es una persona cuya fun
ci6n es hacer de las emociones
secundarias cierta especie de
reposteria malsana.
Combat las nociones conven-
cionales poniendo toda mi mer-
cancfa Intellectual en- Ell esca-
parate de mi tienda literaria ba
j0 ell titulo de Hombre y Super
Hombre MAN and Superman)
y triunfe en- parte. Gracias a mi
buena suerte y a la buena pre-
sentaci6n, la obra triunf6 en- ell
escenario y ell libro do margen
a variadisimos concentrates.
A la presente me encuentro
muy inspirado a escribir la Sc,
gunda leyenda de la Evolucion
IL eadora pero esta veZ sin ador
nos nj disgresiones. Las arenas
dal reloj de mi vida va Sc aca-
ban; la eXhuberancia de 1901
Sc ha convertible en- la garru-
lidad del presente dia; la 1lti-
ma guerra nos ha d~emostrado
que ell problema es mucho mas
sario de 10 que parece. Por ESQ
dejo a un lado la leyenda de
Den Juan con todas sus asocia-
clones eroticas y tomo en- su iu-
gar la leyenda del Jardin del E.
den. Me propongo explotar los
intereses eternos de la piedra
filosofal que hacen possible al
hombre vivir eternamente. PoT
supuesto que soy ell primero en-
reconocer la crudeZa que pueda
haber en- este mi principle &c
una Biblia para la Evolucion
Creadora. Hago 10 mejor que
puedo dado 10 avanzado de mi
edad. Mis- potencias Sc agotan ;
| pero quiza este sea convenient
tie para aquellos que no podlan
soportar mi brillanteZ cuando
me hallaba en- ell apogeo de mi
gloria. Tengo la esperanto de
lque Glen parabolas mas id6neas
y mas elegantes escritas por ma
nos j6venes habran de dejar Ia
mia muy atras; del mismo mo-
do que la %pintura religiosa de
siglo XIV dej6 atras las prime
ras intentonas iconograficas de
Jos cristianos primitivos. En-
esa esperanto, pues, me retro y
hago subir ell tel6n.
Londres, Mayo de 1880.
Copyright 1880 by
PdldGs FeGtm1es Syndidate
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

-Sea-dijo; tendras csc di-
nero.
No te ocultar6-repuso Sd
me agradaria mucho
cobrar ell primer mes adelanta-
do.
Roberto lie present6 un billie
tie de Banco, de aquellos feos BIZ
lletes de doscientos frances, de
color anaranjado, que circula-
ban en- aquella epoca.
Sarriol 10 hizo desaparecer
con prontitud en- su bolsillo, eX-
clamando:
i Amigo generoso, cuantO
tie quiero! iQue este vase de vi
no me sirva de veneno 81 no soy
tuyo en- cuerpo Y alma! He aquf
10 que Sc llama un negOcio ARE
gladO: me pagaras puntualmen-
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

Tom Rivers, N. J. JUNO IA.
Lester Underiown y la Sc
nora Hattie Evans fueron aver
encontrados culpables de ase-
.sinar a Robert Evans, ell esposo
de la mujer, y sentenciados a
morir en- la silla electrical. Ell
jurado no hiZo recommendation
de elemental y entreg6 su We
redicto a las 1872 de la mana
ma.
Mantuvo ell fiscal que la mu
jer habia planeado ell crfnen y
que Underdown, con quien
mantenia relaciones intimas, 10
llev6 a termino. Cuando mata-
ron a Evans Sc hallaba en- COM
pania de Alberto Duffy, SUI "a
migo, a quien tambi6n asesina-
ron.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

Shanghai, JUNO IA Una
fuerza comunista que ascien-
de a 1000 hombres capture
hoy y comenz6 ell saqueo de
las ciudades amuralladas de
Tayeh Y Hwang-Shih-Kang a
SO millas de Hankow, Hupeh,
con ell resultado de los extran-
jeros, incluyendo un ndmero
crecido de japoneses, han hui
do.
I'm crucero japones, man
dado por ell rio Yangtse, lego
a Hwang-Shih-Kan y tom6 a
su bordo a los japoneses y o.
tros extranjeros, incluyendo
tres misioneros americanos.
Los rojos, que probablemen-
tie forman una de las column
mas de- ejercito de Kwangsi
que aVanza sobre Hankow y
.Wuchang, desde ell sur, en- tres
secciones, hicieron fuego de
rifle contra ell crucero. Guam
do ell buque respondi6, ell fuego
de los atacantes fue silenciado.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14
ULTIMAS NOTTCIAS CAB.
(V5eWe de Ia 1G.)

por Al votos contra AZ, a la me-
dida Sc lie di6 ell derecho de
prioridad en- la otra rama del
congreso. A las tres de la tarde
Sc efectuara la votaci6n.
Todo indica que la ley sera
recibida ell lunes por ell presi-
,dente, quien comenzara a es-
tudiarla con la ayuda de eXper-
tos.
Los jefes de la administra-
ci6n en- ambas camaras Green
que ell presidente la sanciona-
ra.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14
CENTRIC DE
NJ
BENEFICA

A los miembros de LA BE-
NEFICA en- general, Sc les no.
tifica por este medic que, ma
mana Sabado podran asistir al
traditional Bale de las Flores
que Sc celebrara en- los salones
del Centre Espanol de Ybor,
desde las 9 de la noche hasta
las 3 de la madrugada. Ell
unico requisite sera la presen-
tacion del 1ltimo recibo pues-
to al cobro.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

Washington, JUNO 14.-Ed-
ward F. McGrady, represen-
tante legislative de la Fedora
ci6n Americana del Trabajo,
declare aver ante ell comite
investigator del comunismo,
que los llamados patronos "a
mericanos de Glen por Glen es-
tan dando auge al comunismo.
Mientras McGrady discutfa
las actividades de los comunis-
tas en- las huelgas de New
York y Gastonia, S. c., la ca
mara aprobaba un credito de
$4,000 para los gastos del CO.
mite.
Ell representante La Guar
dia, de New York, declare que
ell congreso deberia hacer algo
constructive para remediar la
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

st. Petersburg, JUNO IA. -
Con nuevas imp0rtantes evil
dencias en- su poder la policia
aguarda con ansiedad la lie
gada del exalcalde Noel A.
Mitchell, a quien Sc interroga-
ra sobre la misteriosa muerte
de George M. Council, ell cada-
yer del cual fue encontrado a.
chicharrado entire las ruinas
de su casa, ell dfa 1" de JUNO.
La policfa Sc reserva la natu-
raleza de las nuevas pruebas;
otros detectives dicen haber
encontrado testigos cuyas de-
claraciones pesaran mucho en-
la tragedia.
Los testigos no Sc presenta-
ran hasta que Mitchell haya
relatado 10 que sabe y Sc haga
la autopsia al cadaver.
Haran la autopsia ell DR.. w.
w. Harden, medico de la ciu-
dad, y un medico a quien Mrs.
Mitchell ha pedido que este
presente.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14
ASAMBLEA DE LOS R
RIOS

Manana Sc reuniran en- ell
Centre Obrero de Ybor, a las
2:30 de la tarde, los obreros
que trabajan en- las panaderias
de Tampa.
Sera con ell fin de constituir
una organization.
Estan invitados a concurrir
los que trabajan y los que no
trabajan.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14
BOLETIN DE Ell BIEN PU-
BLICO

Ell DR.. Portocarrero oper6 a
yer a Maria Gagliardi, vecina
de Cherry 2513, West Tampa.
Dora Garrido, de Ybor 1902,
fue operada por ell DR.. Ortega.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

vagamente que estaba conside-
rando su destitucion.
La Sociedad Medica de Chica
go aprob6 una resolution decla-
rando que ell asesinato de Lin
gle es I'm reto a la decencia de
Chicago y donando $500 para ell
fondo destinado a premiar la
captura del asesino.
La gaceta., 1930-06-14

DIR. A. S. Grirnal
The Washington times., 1930-10-02

you've always used in cake icing
sugar, chocolate, salt and Aavoring.
whenswe first showed Quix to a
group Of domestic science experts
they could scarcely believe their
eyes. Here was really the most amaz-
ing labor-saving discovery in a life
time of making and testing cakes.
Quix is at your grocer's now
with a new golden Hostess cake,
unfrosted, and made with plenty of
the finest butter-the best cake that
has ever been offered. Get one to-
day-take it home, frost with Quix
in 3 minutes and surprise everybody!
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
To FIGHT
VAC" CASES

CHICAGO. Oct 2 0NSJ.
Levies totaling $4,000 were made
today on 1000 memeers Of the
Chauffeurs and Teamsters Union
to provide a defense fund for
George Red" Barker and william
j. White. reputed racketeers seized
as vagabonds in the recent drive
on gangland.
Police learned that members of
the union which Barker and
White, both ex-convicts. control,
were commanded to pay a tax Of
SO each before the close OF hus'-
ness today Further levies on
union constituents to provide a
defense fund" Of $25O,0O0 were
forecast by authorities.
The costly legal array retained
by the two racketeers to fight an
assortment of charges includes
Clarence s. Darrow. Darrow came
out Of retirement to defend Bar
ker and White.
Both are facing charges OF
racketeering brought by the grand
jury and Barker is wanted BY Fed
eral authorities for alleged eva
sions Of income tax. They are
also to be tried as vagrantS.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02

A REAL butter cake with your
"A own icing put on in 3 minutes!
Here's new idea that gives you
a lovely home.iced cake with as
little trouble as putting mayonnaise
on salad.
The secret is in the sealed paper
cup that comes with this cake. It's
Quix-the new form of chocolate
tiny bubbles that melt instantly into
delicious frOsting when you add a
few tablespoons of water.
There's nothing new in, these
bubbles except their form. Just the
same familiar fine ingredients
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
HARLOW 5
SUIT FOUGHT

LOS ANGELES, Calf, Oct, 2
QN.S0.-An answer to the
divorce suit filed by Jean Harlow,
motion picture actress, was on
file here today in which Charles
F. McGrew II of Chicago re-
quested the court to refuse bis
wife a divorce.
The divorce answer also asked
that a restraining order tying up
his money be refused.
McGrew charged that his wife
had appeared in allegedly i'm
proper pictures in violation Of an
agreement made between them
after their marriage.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
Van Loan Cross Suit
Ch1rgeS Cruelty

LOS ANGELES, Oct. 2 tIN.So,
Intoxication and cruelty were the
charges on file today in a cross
complaint to the divorce suit filed
recently by H. H. Van Loan, au-
thor and magazine writer.
In her cross complaint Mrs.
Gertrude Van Loan charged that
her husband had announced his
engagement to three different
women since their estrangement
ten years ago. The complaint
named these three as Marjorie
Rannbeau. actress, Virginia Browne
Faire, likewise an actress, and
Anita Lieberman.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
.H|NDENBURG IS
83 YEARS OLD

BERLIN, Oct. 2 Q.NS)-PreSi-
dent Paul Won Hindenburg, the
grand old man Of Germany, today
was SO years old.
The venerable leader, who has
stood at the helm Of the young re-
public through SO many national
storms that he is often called its
sturdy oak" retired to the home
Of a friend at DietramSzell, In Ba-
varia, to celebrate his birthday in
SecluSion.
Thousands Of messages poured
into Wilhelmstrasse from all parts
Of the world to felicitate linden
burg, but they will remain unread
until later in the week. He has
served five out Of seven years Of
his presidential term.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
Senator and Pair
Catch So Bluefish

LEONARDTOWN, Md, oct. 2.
State Senator j. Allen Coad,
Democratic candidate. for re-elec-
tion, running on a wet ticket
from st. Mary's county. and Leon
ardtown, while trolling aoff Point
Lookout with Frederick Shehan,
Of Ridge. and Benjamin Dent,
Of Drayden. caught over 88 blue
fish weighing a total of 434
pounds, with the fish averaging
nearly five pounds apiece.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02

dered as . result Of monopolies
established for these commodities,
Vice Consul Donald C. wilccx, at
Rome, notified the Commerce De.
partment.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
VATICAN GUARDS SALT

A prohibition against the ex.
portation Of salt and tobacco from
the Vatican state, except with
special permission, has been or.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
MINE BLAST KILLS IA

LONDON, Oct. 2 INS0-
Fourteen miners were killed to.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02

lowing recent clashes between
students and police. Institutions
in the leading Spanish cities are
still closed as q precautionary
measure against further disorders.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02
$2,394,615 TAX REFUND

Award Of an income tax refund
OF $2,394,615 to the New York
Life Insurance Company Of New
York, was announced by the In
ternal Revenue Bureau.
The Washington times., 1930-10-02

UNIVERSITY RE0PENS
MADRID, oct. 2 U.N.SJ.-The
University of Madrid has been
reopened after it's suspension fol-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
LIGHT

do you burn the midnight oil in
your economic studies?
NO." answered Senator Sorghum.
II apologize for thoughtless ques-
ton. OF course, you use the electric
light"
For purposes of publicity have
1t distinctly announced that revert
to the tallow dip. statesman just
now can't afford to be regarded as
under the slightest obligation to
either oil or electricity. Washington
Star.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18

full drugs, but normally, naturally,
easily. Doctors and nurses recon-
mend such a natural treatment as
Nujol, because this crystal-clear
liquid isn't a medicine at all! It can
not harm even little baby! 1t con-
tains absolutely no drugs. It is
simply internal fabrication that your
body needs like any other machine.
Good looks and good spirits
they spell popularity? You know
they do! Get a bottle of Nujol to-
night in any drug store. Sold in
sealed packages only-trademarked
"Nuiol." Insist on Nuiol by name.
1t costs but a few cents-and it will
make you feel like a million dollars.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Doctors PRESCRIPTION
when system is sluggish;
costs nothing to try

When your bowels need help, the mildest thing
that will do the work is always the sensible choice.
Take laxative that family doctor has used for all
sorts of cases of constipation DR.. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin is $50 pleasant to the taste, SO
gentle in its action it is given children of tender
age and yet it is just as thorough and effective as
stronger preparations. Pure SIENNA, and harmless
laxative herbs; ingredients that soon start gentle
muscular action Avoid a coated tongue, bad breath,
bilious headaches, etc. Every drug store has DR..
CaldwelPs famous prescription in big bottles. Or
Just sOvite Dr.. Cald5CeIPs Syrup Pefs1, Monticello,
H., for a free trial bottle.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Free Prescription

Customer-So you've got rid of that
pretty assistant you had?
Druggist-Yes, all my gentlemen Gus
toners kept saying that smile from
her was as good as a tonic THE HUI
morist Uondon).
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Try for a Parole

An uplift worker, visiting prison,
was much impressed by the melan-
choly attitude of one man she found.
MY poor man." she sympathized,
what is the length of your term?"
Depends on politics, lady," replied
the melancholy one. I'm the war
den."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Seeking Hi, Order,

Irate Man-You little shrimp! You
swore at my wifel Give an apology
now or take beatingl
The Little Guy-W-w-will you let
me phone my wife a-and ask her which
| shall choose?
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Tri Quail

Dad-Now, sonny, my advice to you
IS that the woman you marry should
be brilliant character, composed of
three qualifications.
Son-You're right, dad; property,
riches, and money.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
His Extreme Need

Mrs. Goodpatter-Here's quarter.
Now, don't spend it for moonshine.
P. Handler-No. lady, won't. I'll
put it wit fund I'm savin' to pay
me income tax.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
A Kind of Fruit

Shorty-So you call yourself vege.
tartan and here you are working on
beefsteek with onions.
Fatty-Yes; you may call this a
beefsteak, but | call 1t forbidden fruit.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Error

"What caused Lightleigh's death?"
Heart trouble"
"What do you mean"
HE tried to flirt with a gangster's
wife"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18

Mr.. Forceet Ito absent-minded
plumber) But you never used to for
get your tools!
Plumber know, but I've been
reading the comic magazines-andi it's
darn good idea!
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18

The law provides more ways &c
escaping punishment than of inflict-
ing it.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
The Modern Ending

docs that story you are reading
end in a modern way?"
''Yes, they are married and live
happily thereafter for few months"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
Patient Philosophy

I'd like to have an airplane;
An automobile l could use
But since these wishes are in vain,
I'm thankful for my feet and shoes.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18
SAYS Men Want ais, Not
PATIENTS!

CHE was engaged! She was the
W happiest girl in the world.
A round of teas and parties, a
whirl of pleasure, and she began
to wonder what was the matter.
Too tired to go out-and he
was he becoming tired of her?
1t was at this point that Miss
Margaret Belden Of Los Angeles
woke up to the fact that some
thing had to be done about it.
"Men want pals, not patients"
she writes. II went right to my
doctor. Do you know what he
said? Rest-and Nujoli
"With e prayer in my heart
and Nujol in my medicine
cabinet I began to fight back to
being the healthy, robust, happy
girl had been before. Two months
passed. No more tears-no more
worrying, no more bad dreams. To-
day / beat him on the tennis court,
and although he can out-swim me,
I make him work doing it. It's good
to be happy. It's good to be free,
physically, and be able to share, any
time, in sports or dancing or any,
thing else with the one you Lowell"
Here's another one who has learned
that the simplest and surest way to
be well and full of good spirits is'to
clear the bodily poisons out of your
system regularly. Not with power
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18

understand. A coated tongue calls
for a few drops to ward off consti-
patton; so does any suggestion of
bad breath. Whenever children
don't eat well, don't rest well, or
have any little upset-this pure
vegetable preparation is usually
all that's needed to set everything
to rights. Genuine Castoria has
Chas. H. Fletcher's signature on
the wrapper. Doctors prescribe it.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18

Blessed are the peace makers,
When you are in a fight, you don't
have to watch them.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1930-04-18

There are two things man takes
with misgivings: Advice and medi-
cine.