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The Washington times., 1930-01-13

no you think in your throat?
DR.. George A. Dorsey says
you do in his book, The Nature
Of Man"
Roughly speaking" says he,
thinking is action in the voice
Observation-Disclosures, m out h,
ETC.; but it is silent no sound is
uttered; and it is slight action
only-r1o movement in throat or
mouth is perceptible. The action
itself results in words. In short
when we think, we are talking
to ourselves"
Do you belive? If not, what
do you .belive? Have you ever
stopped to think what thought
really was :" where and how
it happened? Probably not. Most
of us take THOUGHT for grant
ed just as we take DIGESTION
for granted. We supposed our
brains turn out thoughts just
as our StomachS turn out digest
ed food. But they don't! Think.
ing isn't in the least like diges-
ton. Digestion is q mechanical
and chemical process. We can
follow that process and even
duplicate it fairly well. We can
see that food being prepared.
But we can't see thoughts being
prepared, nor discover the ma
chine that prepares them.
We can. however, see what
thoughts do to our lives. And
we can see how one thought af-
fects another thought. We know
that If we see Fire we are apt
to think BURN, That is what
psychologists call a condition
reflex" We have associated
fires with burns for so long that
when we see one we think the
other. To DR.. Dorsey, and many
other scientists. all human
thought and behavior is based
on conditioned reflexeS
and our>life is as purely mechan-
ical as the Whirring of an egg
heater or the tapping of type
writer. But to most Of us,
thought is marvel and a mys-
terry which no mechanical form
ula can ever explain.
3 Within that mystery, the is
sues of life are determined.
There man decides his fate
and finds escape and compensa-
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
THE MARRY:
GO-ROUND
-Bv Helen Rowland
These Modern Lovers

These Modern Lovers
GGNO. man makes love like
IN Romeo any more" sighs
q woman writer. Alas. no
and if he should the girl would
probably telephone for a psy-
choanalyst. -'
Nobody has so little patience
with the follies of a young
lover as the man who has just
recovered from a foolish infatu-
alton. And nobody can preach
such an ardent sermon on pro-
hibition as the man who Is just
recovering from a hangover.
No doubt the modern lover is
more sincere than the flowery
lovers of yesterday. but there
are times when the Sphinx
seems eloquent and Job seems
positively impetuouS beside him.
Conscience" becomes a won
derful convenience when a man
suddenly finds himself "un-
worthy" of a woman who is be-
ginning to bore him.
A clever woman often wears
her conscience on her sleeve so
that it is almost as intriguing
as a mourning band or a wild
ow's veil.
You don't have to psyche
analyze yourself in order to
discover whether you are really
in love or only infatuated.
When you are, you will know it
as surely as you know when
you've been hit by a taxi or
when. you've stepped into a
manhole. But it will be too
late to do anything about it.
The old-fashioned girl would
have been Mortified to kiss a
man she didn't know: but now
adays a girl seems to think it
Spoils her record to know a
man that she hasn't kissed.
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
ONCE-OVERS

respectable, should not be
looked upon as permitting the
patronage that a servant might
expect and appreciate.
Those who have bright minds
and keen intellects are ambi-
tious. Their goal is q commend
able position, perhaps, long de-
ferred.
DO not extend to them any
thing that savors Of patronage.
They want the respect due
them, the opportunity to work
and earn what they receive in
the way of salary or wages.
They do not seek any special
favors, they don't want any.
They want to work their own
Way upward.
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
Radio Advertising of Quacks
What New York Official Says Applies just as Well In
Washington as Elsewhere.

oUR precepts for your guidance in listening health
talks the radio offered by Dr. Shirley W. Wynne
Health Commissioner of New York.
Boiled down into one they
mo reputable physician solicits patients tries to sell
apparatus invites you write to his office for in.
formation
Quacks, Of course, do.
Bear mind also that radio is merely repeating the
peence of newspapers which learned years ago that truth
advertising pays and that quackery and taking do pay.
Big stations like big newspapers learn that first.
Little stations like little newspapers learn it last
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
The knowledge Test for
. Readers Of The Times

! Do you know .s
aa what is the largest river in Maine?
q what is the capital of Sweden?
Russia desire to cooperate with building
that section Of the Transsberan railroad known as
The Eastern Railroad?
4. What is notary public?
5, What do Arabs give to the Supreme Being?
g. pints in a buShel?
novelist is remembered chiefly for
Toms Cabin?
g. what is the Oldest university in Englandp
9. Who most notable of all Russian Czars?
What is bowppe?
4 Match correctly:
II. Aida Wagner
Bohemian Girl Puccni
13. Parsifal Bale
ID. Salome - Verdi
10. Tosca Strauss
- CAnawsrs FisAsA RASsl
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
Your Employees

Your Employees
noN'T patronize the person
n in your employ or over
whom you have control in EN-.
ployment hours.
To a person Of fine feleing
and good breeding, such an at
titude is offensive. An opposite
attitude would be preferable.
A patronizing spirit is ex-
hibited only when one to whom
it is extended is considered an
inferior.
To a person of fine feeling
gence and good character, re-
spect and consideration are de-
sired. the mere matter Of posi-.
ton. so pug as 1t Is honest ana
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
Fine for Tourists
Many WON'T Get Shot.

W7AsHNGToN1ANs motoring Canada will be interested
w in the latest proposal of probitiOnsts station
army 10000 shotgun guards along the Canadian border
This State will get its quota
Vacation trips will have thrill especially you take
konr wife and family with you.
Chances are you will NOT be killed though you may have
20 dodge few bullets you the border after dark
The Of this will be $400000000 of which you will pay
your share.
If the boys mistake you for and shoot that's
YOUR fault .
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
DO YOU KNOW THAT

During the last five years,
more than 100000 Europeans
have sought homes in other
countries.
Streets In Paris are to be
named for the five living mar.
shals Of France.
The Washington times., 1930-01-13
No Brains Here
They re All in England.

CHARLES BIRoN magistrate Of the Bow Street police
~ court London says Brshers drink less than twenty
three years ago when he went on the bench
This Isl due to public opinion against drunkenness better
Evng standards, outdoor sports
Temperance is especially noticeable among younger persons
Prohibtionists here will pay attention that unwilling
To- admit that Americans have intelligence the
English ru
The Washington times., 1930-01-13

! About 1,25O.O00 persons in
England and Wales are in re-
ceipt Of direct benefit from the
British government.
Every boy in Russia must
serve two years military train
ing.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1930-04-12

along with you, Mr.. Kling?"
"Come right along, boys! Come
right along" king invited them
heartily. "Do you smoker"
"Didja ever see any newspaper guys
who didn't" the other reporter
snorted.
Killing gave each several cigars.
On the street the afternoon crowds,
homeward bent, were thick in the
streets. The honking of horns, the
rumbling of street cars, and the va
rious other noises which go to make
up the voice of big city, made con-
versation almost impossible.
One of the reporters was walking
with Rod, the other with Killing. AS
they came to an intersection they
were forced to wait for traffic sig
nal. AS they stood at the curbing a
truckload of steers rrlmbled slowly
across the street. The truck was
boarded high on each side, and
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1930-04-12

twenty-five and one half per cent,
and if you don't like that, the fights
off,"
"Oh, all right" Karnes gave in. 'But
at that you're getting about twenty
per cent more than your fighters
worth. He won't be in the ring but
about half minute before Mickey
bounces him out on his bean!"
"We'n see," Killing prophesied.
Now, let's sign the contract"
AS Rod and Latzo faced each across
the broad desk there was a sudden
boom of flashlight charge. I'm
noticed by them, newspaper pho
tographer had set his camera up.
81 didn't want to tell you that I
was going to take your pictures, or you
might change those fighting express
sions on your faces and try to look
pretty!" the camera man apologized.
THE BOUT STAGED
Killing rubbed his hands in salts
faction. KarneS also smiled. Both
were old campaigners in the fistic
game, and each knew the value OF
publicity. Even while they were
arguing over the terms Of the con-
tract, each knew that the reporters
were listening, and would use some
of their statements. Now they ex-
changed knowing grins.
"Well, let's get going" Killing sug-
gested- to Rod. 1--WE want to get back
over to the gym so you can get
rundown"
AS they left the Office, two of the
reporters followed them. We're 60
ing over to the GYM" one of them
said. "You don't mind if we string
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CONTINUED from Page Three)

how my boy was going to put thu
sign on you. Step over this way ane
meet him."
Latzo strobe across the room swift
ly. Rod extended his hand expect
antly, but when the other youth
was within a foot of him. he saw
th:t Latzo had no intention of shak-
ing hands with him.
ROD AND LATZO SIGN
Wen do our paw wringing when
we meet in the ring" Latzo growled
his dark grey eyes glaring into RODS
Rod smiled into the glaring eyes,
COX" he said quietly. He had not
moved q muscle, nor had his face
BETRAYED any sign of trepidation when
the other fighter strobe up to him.
The man behind the desk spoke up
suddenly. "Cut the comedy" he Or
dered. "Kling. you and Karnes
come on over here so we can get
together on terms, have these punks
sim up, and get it over with"
Several newspaper men, who were
sprawled around the Office, scratched
busily at their pads for minute,
then relaxed into slouching atti-
tudeS again.
Seeing that his glare had not dis
concerted Rod, Latzo turned on his
heel and walked over to window
which overlooked the busy street be-
low. KarneS and Killing drew chairs
I'D to the desk. Rod found seat.
For the next half hour the Office
was filled with loud talking, wrang-
ling, and even Yituperation as KarneS
and Killing sought to come to terms.
IT should give you twenty-Seven
per cent" KarneS shouted, his Suavity
forgotten, when this punk kid has
MT even had a fight, so you say"
what has that got to do with get
cling q fair cut of the money!" Killing
demanded. IF you think you've got
such an easy fight with my boy, why
don't you be satisfied to take the big
end and call it Square?"
Folks aren't coming out to see
YOUR boy fight, and you know it,"
Karnes insisted vehemently. They
are coming out to see Mickey slap
him over, because they know Mickey
is going to be the next middleweight
champ"
"Oh, yean?" Killing inquired softly
''Well, femme tell you something,
Mister Karnes-after this fight there
will be a new challenger! See?"
"Sez you!" Karnes Snorted.
"Yup! See me-" Killing retorted
placidly. But that amt getting our
terms straight I say that I'm going
to have twenty-seven per cent for
my boy, and that goes. Not nickel
leSSn
"And I say that you're not!"
Karnes insisted. you're going to
take twenty per cent and like It'll"
well, maybe twenty-five per cent"
Killing wavered.
Karnes was quick to follow up this
advantage. st said twenty per cent?"
"You are a bandit" Killing mourned
sadly. But wouldn't take twenty.
III take not a penny less than
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1930-04-12

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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1930-04-12
THE DARK KNIGHT s: :

through the apertures the brown and
red beasts could be seen swaying as
the truck bumped over the pave
ment. 1t was evident that the cat
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tie were panic stricken by the noise
and confusion of the downtown
streets. They gave forth loud bel
Continued on Page Seven
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22
DETROIT MAYORS
RECALL IS ASKED
Dismissal of Police Commits
sioner and Couzens' Son
Leads to Petition.
~ the Associated Press.


DETROIT, May ga citizens COM
nittee, represented to include number
of persons who supported Mayor Charles
Bowles for election last Fall, today was
ready TO circulate petitions for recall OF
appearance last night and contained IL
charges against Mayor Bowles.
In order to bring about recall vote,
S9, ACT signatures Of registered voters are
necessary. Members Of the committee
indicated they expected to have the re-
cYird number of names by Saturday to
present to the city clerk. The clerk In
that case would be required to call an
election In 20 days.
The move to recall Mayor Bowles fol-
lowed his dismissal Of Police Commits
sioner Harold ii. Emmons, whom he app
pointed more than four months ago. One
of the charges against the mayor is that
he discharged Emmons for ordering en-
forcement Of law"
Emmons ordered q series of raids on
gambling places last Saturday while
Mayor BowleS was at Louisville attend
ing the Kentucky Derby. Two hundred
and seventy-six men were arrested, 80 OF
them in an alleged handbook" half Q
block from the City Hall. More than 100
OF thu men already have been convicted
and sentenced. The mayor indicated ne
believed the police commissioner double
crossed" him In raiding racing "hand-
books" while the mayor was attending
o horse race.
Replying to the mayors letter of dis
missal, Emmons charged that Mayor
Bowles insisted on assuming entire re-
sponsibility" In handling of vice condi-
lions In the city. He said there had been
ian increase in efficiency In handling
Of major crimes-that is, those Of vio-
lence," but diminished efficiency In the
handling Of gambling and other vice. "
The mayor later denied he had inter-
Tered with the police department.
Although dismissal Of Emmons 10 re-
gArded % having precipitated the re-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22
PRESS lMP0STER
JAILED AND FINED
Man Who Displayed Badge Claim
ed to Be Representative Of
News Service.

BY the Associated Press.
LOUISVILLE, KY, May 22.-Falsely
claiming to represent the Associated
Press caused Andrew J. Reed, %, to
miss seeing the Kentucky Derby, spend
five days in Jail here and pay a $40
fine.
Reed, who said his home was in New
York, was convicted before Police Judge
Starck yesterday of disorderly conduct,
fined and ordered to leave town. He
had $108 when arrested and his fine.
attorneys fee and railroad fare to New
York took about every bit of 1t.
Associated Press representatives do
not wear badges and Reed aroused the
suspicious of Detectives Sucker and
Brewer last Thursday In their Derby
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22

call move, the petition also alleges that
the mayor substituted secrecy for
frankness In public business" and seeks
employees into o political machine" IT
cites the dismissal recently Of Frank
Couzens, son OF Senator James Couzens,
from the street railway commission, and
charges that Mayor BowleS Threatened
the success of municipal ownership" by
his recent attempt to raise street car
fares. Commissioner Couzens opposed
the fare increase.
Emmons and Couzens are prominent
in business and are said to have support
Of business men.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22

week roundup Of undesirables by dis
playing O cheap tin badge with "Asso-
ciated Press" stamped on 1t. He claimed
to be from the Cincinnati office of the
Associated Press, but q few questions by
the local Associated Press correspondent
showed that Reed did not work for the
organization.
Desiring to keep him away from the
Derby visitors, Chief of Detectives Var
berry had his bond set at $1,000 and
he remained in jail until his hearing
today. Other than to admit today that
he had no connection with the As
ISOLATED Press, Reed declined to talk
about himself.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22
RUSSIAN IS DEP0RTED
Legation Head Reported Sent From
Mexico on Board German Ship.

MEXICO CITY, May az E.-Dis-
patches from Vera Cruz Tuesday said
that Jacobo Friedman, who remained In
charge of the Russian legation here
after the withdrawal Of Alexander
Makar, Russian Minister, several months
ago, had been deported aboard Ger
man steamer. A Spanish student also
was dennrtPd
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22
GEORGE I'M BUCHAREST
Ex-King of Greece and Wife Are
Guests of. Queen Marie.

Guests or. Queen Marie.
BUCHAREST. Rumania, May ~ up.
George of Greece has re-
turned to Rumania from trip abroad.
Reports in court circles said that a re-
cent disagreement with former Queen
Elizabeth had been smoothed over.
The former royal couple are guests
of Queen Marie, mother of ex-Queen
Elizabeth, at the Palace Of Baltchik.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22


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Loss of Viscosity :. Germ-Pro-
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-05-22

Oklahoma, or in
quire at the nearest
service seaeion dis
playing the Red
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How

Here g HOW Some men prefer kind of motor
oil, some another. The JOLT when
Tests prove that opinions comfortable
convenient but The generality that certain brands
better merely because they from certain States quietly exploded
Now know that Mid paran oil with that of
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