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New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

that MT. Fenn realizes the Republic an organization, upon which he had leaned for ten years, is deserting him in favor of a new candidate. the af- fable, energetic and youthful Colonel Clarence w. Seymour. Naturally Mir. Fenn does not intend to bite the dust without a fight; but with the big boys in the political back drops being mot against him personally but preferring a change" there is little likelihood that he can sur mount the hurdles provided for him in the district.
 The tobacco growers, or some of them, are said to be opposed to MT. Fenn because he did not get them a high enough tariff. They are a peculiar branch of the citizenry, these tobacco growers. When things are not good in the tobacco growing industry they want higher tariffs as the sure method of getting the peo- pie to smoke more cigars. And then, when the voters fail to smoke enough cigars they blame it on MT. Fenn, so 10 speak.
 But perhaps there is another po- tent reason for the organization preferring Colonel Seymour. The colonel is reputed to have scads Of money. A politically ambitious citl- zen with plenty of money is dis tinct asset to any political organiza- tion. A good contributor is always welcome.
 To run for Congress under organi- zation auspices may not be an amaz- ingly costly undertaking; but that has nothing to do with what Colonel Seymour might be able to do for the With the handsome and sudden support rendered, he ought to be willing to do we'll by the eXchequer, especially when he couldn't possibly miss the donations
 In other words, as an asset to the party, the colonel has certain ster- ling advantages over MT Tenn; and though they may not be all the req sons for the change being made, they count for much.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
Tin Foil Being Saved
 By Police and Bremen

Members of the police and fire departments arc assisting in the col lection of tinfoil. the sale of which furnishes much of the revenue by which the Shriners' hospital for crip- pied children is conducted in Spring field, Mass.
 Headquarters companies of the fire department found the pile aC- cumulating so rapidly as to make it necessary 10 install a larger box than first put in place, and a con tainer resembling a dog kennel has been substituted. Policemen have also been picking u1 foil wherever it has been found and depositing it in the containcr at Headquarters
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
,WALC0TT PREDICTS U. s.
 WILL SAVE RESOURCES
Senator Addresses New England Conference of State Federations
 of WOmen's Clubs.

New London, Sept. (UP)-The federal government soon will take drastic steps to check for many generations to come the waste of natural resources which has been evident in the past. according to United States Senator Frederic c. Walcott.
 Connecticut's junior senator, chief speaker at last nights first formal session of the Fist annual meeting Of the New England conference of State Federations of Women Clubs, spoke before about 300 clubwomen or Our Natural Resources.
 Senator Walcott illustrated his lecture with color slides portraying the beauties of the west and north- west.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
BURNS LEAVES HANDY co,
 AFTER 20 YEARS SERVICE,
Local Representative of Springfield Meat Packers Decides to Enter
 Another Field.

Charles J. Burns of 306 Chestnut street. for more than 20 years local manager for the H. L. Handy Meat Co.,. resigned Monday and in the near future will take up new duties, the nature of which could not be learned last night.
 Mir. Burns was instrumental in building up the business of the company and is one of the most widely known beef experts in the state. His decision to retire from the business came suddenly, according to his friends, but several months ago he is said to have expressed a desire to go into some other line of work. and decided last week that he would retire now.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
THE ANSWER

For the benefit of the intelligence testers who wrestled with the cat and the rat test in these columns yesterday, and to settle numerous wagers and manifold disputes. let it he stated that the answer was six minutes.
 It took each cat six minutes to eat a rat, and it made no difference whetheN there were six cats or 100 doing the eating.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
-OO.Mclnfyre

a. first you don't succeed. try, try again."
 A doddering grayhead is entitled to a poetical moment now and then. This morning l passed the graceful and arresting Harriet Hector, the danscuse, a.ong 49th street and Wordsworth lines have haunted me since:
 "A dancing shape, and image gay. To haunt, to startle and waylay."
 From a California civic maga- zine: Mcintyre sometimes strikes us as brilliant, other times as so so and now and then positively bor- ing"
 Make up yoNr mind. We have "second company" nerves as it is.
 Copyright, 1880, McNaught .
 Syndicate, Incl
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
experience.

When Mr. Coolidge became Presi- dent it was the signal for that re- markable Coolidge boom which cul- minated in the hangover boom that blessed the beginning of the Hoover administration but which finally re- suited in the inevitable crash on the pointed rocks of stock market cyni- cisn.
 How such a thing could occur during Republican administration has not been explained by Cabinet officials, or the President either, eX- ccpt upon the general principle that such things will happen during periods of world depression.
 During the Coolidge administra- ton, instead of pointing to bad economic conditions in Europe and elsewhere. the wise men Tn Wash ington pointed with pride to the "uneXampled prosperity being maintained in the United States, and there was no thought that mere ly because business was poor in England and Germany it neces- sarily also would he below par in America.
 The tune was entirely different,
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
TINY INDOOR GOLF LINKS
 FOR MAIN ST. BUILDING
Course for Winter Use Quietly Un. der Construction for More
 Than Week.

The first indoor miniature golf course, commonly known as rom Thumb course, is being built in the block just south of the Strand the ater on Main street. the entire sec ond floor being converted into one space where an IS hole course is being laid out.
 It will probably be opened about November l.
 Work on the indoor course has been going on for more than a week, and publicity on the venture was not desired until the course was ready to be used, it is reported.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

After all, Mayor is in the pub lie eye in his home town. While a Congressman seems to be entirely out of touch with his home folks at least nine-tenths of the time.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Residents up that way are entitl- ed to a modern school for their kid dies. That's our platform-and theirs.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

If the Mayor is the political boss in a place as large as New Britain, why should he wish to get lost in a place as large as Washington?
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Somebody once said that in this country only the optimists are for ever right; that it doesn't pay to be a bear on the country's future.
 That still holds good.
 "Government aid" and all manner of governmental honeyed words do not have a tenth of the effect Of good old common sense administer ed by the men running the coun- try's industries. When the turn comes it will not be due to anything the statesmen did or failed to do. Indeed, they will receive less credit this time than ever before after 8 similar period.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

But then, don't be unreasonable, The time will never come when you can hear pin drop in bowl ing alley.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

why do they call the fellows who hang around street corners rounders?" asks the New Haven Journal Courier.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Winter street, Williston academy; John Pawlicki of 459 Pennington avenue. SS. Cyril and Methodius seminary at Orchard Lake, Mich; Walter Chaduwiewicz of 2S0 High street, St. Mary's college; John Zarecki of 127 Lawlor street, SS. Cyril and Methodius seminary; An thony Syrocki\,~ of 1O5 Broad street. Storrs; Anthony Smialowski of 96 Gold street, SS. Cyril and Methodius seminary.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

It must be because they turn round the corner often to follow up something interesting
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
ROBBERS KIDNAP MANAGED,

ROBBERS KIDNAP MANAGER
 Cleveland, Sept. (P>-Two rob- bers kidnapped Edward kells, 2S, de- partment manager of the Telling Belle Vernon Company, forced him to open the company's safe and es- caped with s11.5SS early today.
 kells was released blindfolded.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

The only profitable advertising medi7m In the City. Circulation books and prso room always open to advertisera
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
M,mb.r Audit Rnr.an n, C,,cn,.,ion

Nembef AUdt Bureau Of Circulation The A. B. C. is national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tissrs with . strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit This insures pro- tsction against fraud tn newspaper dis tribution figures to both national and local advertisera
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

| ol'ISCSol ully luI bdIh z thO JSoi D
 for me as Coney Island. It is the
 one amusement resort that trans 1 forms the sourest curmudgeon into a Peter Pan. And this past summer l Coney cid not fail to lite up to it's
 chirping anthem: Bigger and Bet 1 ter"
 There are three distinct classes in
 this whirling world of make-believe. Those who visit lolling in the pontifical plush of limousines. 9th
 CTS who go to Coney for a lark.
 And the great, fat and waddling "Cooney"
 The latter have the most fun.
 They live and play there from April
 15 to the closing in September.
 Coney to ther1 is a seaside resort where studied informality stamps
 the elect-the happy. Mothers and children wear only bathing suits
 during the entire hegira. To be smart at Coney wins an elegant guffawing horse laugh"
 The seasoned Coney Islanders come | nearest to the supreme joy of beach
 combing, without it's discomforts. 1 that the world knows. The chief charm of Coney is that life is shucked of it's monotonous conven | tions.
 Thousands who swarm the beach | from sunup until sundown are | housed in mere huts. furnished only
 with such bare necessities as a bed, table, chair and cookstove. The gilt tering parabola of dips of death, papier mache what-nots is as un-
 known as Broadway to the real
 New Yorker. This summer I visited a former
 chauffeur who, with his wife and three children, occupied a three room lean-to on the lower end of l the island. His expenses for the
 first six weeks were less than s15 weekly He hadn't the creature comforts, but everything else of the expensive spa.
 He saved s200 for three months outing and expected this sum to
 cover all expense. This is a side of the resort those who visit it merely to chase thrills, devour hot dogs and frozen custard, rarely see. Next sea- son Coney's wax works are to in- ciude columnists-Migawd Bob Garland, dramatic critic of the Telegram, post cards from Gal
 llpolis, O.: The boys around the
 drug store never heard of you but | they know all about you now"
 l knew someone would eventual i lY spill the beans.
 Sidney Skolsky, tells of the come
 dian dismissed by Martin Beck, vaudeville magnate. Trying vainly to see Beck and express his resent
 ment. he finally hired horse and cab. donned a coachman's uniform
 and waited for him. When Beck
 appeared, the comedian tugged at
 the reins- shouting: Beck, you-, Beck, you-.'
 Wise cracking experts furnishing
 gags for comedians are 'stooges,"
 similar to the gag men of Holly
 wood. Their prices vary but top for a nifty was s1,000 paid by Al Jol- son. He heard it across a cafe table "a spontaneous wheeze-and peel
 ed off q grand" for the amazed punster for sole rights.
 Outstanding nifty tossers are Bugs
 Baer, Wilson Mizner, Grant Clarke.
 Arthur Caesar, Joe Frisco and Jack Benny. Some of their best lines
 were hurled in repartee which col ! lected no royalties
 | I think Bugs Bder's best was
 when after entertaining large
 group in q night gyp joint he cried:
 Waiter, my check and a fright
 wig!" It was Arthur Caesar who
 printed across his bank checks: If
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

The Herald is on sale daily in New York It Hotalings Newsstand Times Square; schultx's Newsstand. Entrance Grand Central 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

They are still talking about im- proving or rebuilding the Northend school
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

The noise abatement campaigns do not appear to be entirely sue cessfuI.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Talk is cheaper than doing some thing about it.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Hell might be worse. Hot and dry as it is, the inhabitants needn't beg anybody to take a second mortgage on it.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

It is realized by everybody that prosperity will return from the bot tom, not from the top. If every un- employed person in America could be put to work at good wages to- morrow the return of unexamplcd prosperity would start after the men received their first weeks pay. Even stocks would go up.
 That, after all, is an "if;" but it serves for purposes of illustration.
 Prices of some commodities have come down. That is because they have been out of the reach of the masses of buyers. When virtually all fundamental commodities slide to the point where universal purchas- ing is stimulated-which under such circum stances will come automatic ally-the return to good times will be automatic.
 Modern mass production, 1t has been said, produces more goods at lower prices. That has been the case in automobiles, but not so in every thing. Large industries, busy with ways to bring about good public buying again, are concentrating upon ways to provide their products at the lowest possible price. This is a good sign. In the end it is certain to work tavorably.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Member of the Associated Press The Associated Prsss Is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local nsws published therein.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Merely judging, of course, by those at Church and Main street.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
Facts qndFancies
By Robert Cullen

Odd obsolete expressions: Have mt you something a little more ex- pensiye?"
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Saving money is all right; but not at the expense of children.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Americas foreign policy isn't hard to understand. The difficulty is to find the beneficiary.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

For our part, we'll wait until they raise the putting greens three feet and let you use a cue.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

The chief objection to hand some husband is that a man with good bait isn't content to quit with one fish.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

You see. stock must die for want 0: feed because all the cotton seed kulls are needed for golf.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

That's one reason why they vote so peculiarly.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Anlericanism: Feeling an urge to slap somebody you don't like; fear ing he might hit back; deciding to shoot him instead.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Some mea-keep going in spite of mlnor ills and others have the kind of insurance that pays them for ly ing around home
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Anoher thing that gives pleasant variety to a vegetable diet is an oc- casional thick steak.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Starting at the bottom isn't all ways the best plan. After all these years the mosquito family is still working on ankles.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

The weeks best example of i'm patience is affor6el by the S0-year- old pedestrian wto hanged himself.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

There can't be a rigid caste sys- tenn in land where newspaper print the golf scores of the great.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

What world. If you say some thing everybody believes. it's platitude. If you say something new, it's heresy.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

When MT. Hoover was running against Mir. Smith in the noteworthy political campaign of 1928 one of the talking points for MT. Hoover was that he would insure a continu- ance of the full dinner pail.
 There were no ifs. ands and buts. The working population was told without equivocation or evasion that the election of MT, Hoover would in- sure a continuance of unexampled prosperity.
 This was to be brought about by the mere fact of electing a Republi- can president.
 Anyone disputing this assertion need only rush to any newspaper office or the public library and turn back to the pages of the public prints of that recent day and read the statements of Republican spokesmen; and also read 91he ads contributed to the campaign by Re publican minded corporations who were eager to help elect the great apostle of continued prosperity.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Hospitality may have been unso- rhisticated in the old days, but it didn't take the varnish off your furniture when it spilled.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

What, then, will be the outcome, and what influence if any will the Administration have on the final re- suit?
 The Administration, having failed through the magic of words to bring back piping times right away, as had been advertised by it's friends, will have very little influence in the final turn for the better.
 The disease will run it's course without aid from the Administration doctors.
 Business men eSalready prepar- ing for the turn in the tide and many of them believe it is on the way. Rarely, in their conversation, do they mention the benefcent in- huence of the great Hoover Ad- ministration.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Love is the quality that keeps you from noticing how impatently her brothers are waiting to elect you Santa Claus.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Now that this unexampled pros- perity has failed to click and there is some knowledge throughout the land that there has been a slowing up in trade, the explanations from accredited governmental sources read like propaganda.
 If words could bring about re- turn of unexampled prosperity and the full dinner pail for all the good times would be just around the corner. It is one of the functions of government officials to be optimistic, to talk like Rabbits expecting to make a killing in the stock market. But words alone cannot bring about the return of booms, or at least good times.
 The public has right to be some what cynical at the frequently re- curing effort to solve the situation with honeyed phrases. That kind of honey sweetens no bread.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

For our part, we'll wait until they raise the putting greens three feet and let you use g. cue.
 Anoher thing that gives pleasant variety to vegetable diet is an oc- casional thick steak.
 Starting at the bottom isn't all ways the best plan. After all these years the mosquito family is still working on ankles.
 You see, stock must die for want o: feed because all the cotton seed tulls are needed for golf.
 There can't be a rigid caste sys. tenn in land where newspaper print the golf scores of the great.
 What a world! If you say some thing everybody believes. it's a platitude. If you say something new it's heresy.
 Americanism: Feeling an urge tc slap somebody you don't like; fear ing he might hit back; deciding to shoot him instead.
 The weeks best example of i'm patience is affor6el by the S0year- old pedestrian wto hanged himself
 Some men-keep going in spite of mlnor ills and others have the kind of insurance that pays them for ly. ing around home
 The chief objection to hand some husband is that a man witt good bait isn't content to quit witt one fish.
 Hospitality may have been unso rhisticated in the old days. but i didn't take the varnish off youl furniture when it spilled.
 Love is the quality that keeps yol from noticing how impatently hel brothers are waiting to elect you Santa Claus.
 True, this is the time to buy stocks; but pies aren't offered three for a nickel which anybody has 8 nickel.
 The tariff is a good scheme If { rural merchant can sell the farmer overalls and nails while refusing tt take his butter and eggs.
 If it's true that counterfeit $o( bills are in circulation. they should | be easy to spot. The good one' aren't circulating.
 Correct this sentence: Since Do' died" said the widow, most of hi former patients have called to pa. me what they owed him."
 Copyright, 1880, Publishes Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

True, this is the time to buy stocks but pies aren't offered three for a nickel which anybody has a nickel.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

If it's true that counterfeit $20 bills are in circulation. they should be easy to spot. The good ones aren't circulating.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
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New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Correct this sentence: Since Doc died" said the widow, most of his former patients have called to pay me what they owed him."
 Copyright, 1880, Publishes
 SNndicate
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

The tariff is a good scheme If rural merchant can sell the farmer overalls and nails while refusing to take his butter and eggs.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09
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New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

I think Bugs Baer's best was when after entertaining a large group in night gyp joint he cried:
 Waiter, my check and a fright wig.' It was Arthur Caesar who printed across his bank checks: If
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Sidney Skolsky, tells of the come dian dismissed by Martin Beck. vaudeville magnate. Trying vainly to see Beck and express his resent ment. he finally hired a horse and cab. donned a coachman's uniform and waited for him. When Beck appeared, the comedian tugged at the reins- shouting: Beck, you-, Beck, you-."
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

Bob Garland, dramatic critic of the Telegram, post cards from Gal lipolis, O.: The boys around the drug store never heard of you but they know all about you now"
 I knew someone would eventual lY spill the beans
New Britain herald., 1930-09-09

at first you don't succeed, try, try againn'
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