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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-27
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When bigger and better wars
are fought, the r. 0. T. G. will
get new uniforms.
Penn. State FYoth.
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II NEWEST SHADE

Something in a brownf Yes,
sir, here's a smooth number in a
mahogany brown - and the
same model in an iodine brown,
il you prefer a bit more color.
And in the deeper shades, this
nicotine brown is also good.
This wrapping-paper tan is the
smartest thing we have in the
light browns. Something still
lighter Well, just what did you
have in mind?"
swell, what I wanted to see
was something in that tobacco
yellow I've been reading about"
-Notre Dame Ja09ler.
I'D sure like a long vacation
with pay"
why don't you run for may
or Of New York;"
Dartmouth Jack O'LcnfcrH.
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Small Brother I just saw you
kiss my sister.
Young Man: Here. Keep still.
Put this half dollar in your
pocket.
Small Brother: Here's a
quarter change. One price to
ali that's the way I do bust
ness.
-Lekigh Burr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-27

BOUNDS, Fitzgerald"
"Oh. you're one Of them col
Itch boys, a~in'tclia?'
Temple OUl.
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TODAY'S MARKETS
STOCKS CHANGE

NEW YORK. July 2G.-lPJ-The
stock market held to the advance
today. gaining nearly two points on
ne average under the impetus Of
bu.l!sh activity in such prominent
shares IS General Motors. Amer
Ican Telephone and v. 5. Steel.
Sentiment favoIing a continuation
Of the railying tenGtncies was APP
paretly based Oh the Gullness Of
trading yesterday. which was inter-
nicai reaction completely in the
background, leaving the field to the
professionals who have been work
ING for higher prices.
Motor shares were popular, dis
playing marked firnlnesS on reports
hat new models were being well
received. General Motors was one
OF the days most active stocks. EL-
vancing a point in common with
Chrysler, Studebaker and Hash.
Mack truck rose more than 2 and
Auburn auto ga. The strength OF
American Telephone. which held >
points Of an extreme improvement
Of 8. reflected a continuation CT the
investment accumulation that has
been I'm evidence since the share
made their June low.
U. S. Steel ran up 2 IA points 10
1863 rs. a high for the recovery.
Pool favorites. such as Vanadium,
United Aircraft. Radio, Houston Oil
and J. I. Case advanced l TO 4. al
though Radio lost its strength and
closed a shade lower. Air Reduction.
American Telephone. which held 2
Du Pont. Gillette. General Electric,
johns Manville New York Central
and Westinghouse Electric gained !
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&C. c. N. Y. Mercury.

Then there was the Mongo-
Ian who wore blue serge so he
could save the lint TO make pill
lows. Editors Note: We think
the Scotch have been over
worked
Colorado D0d0.
Aggravated Prof: Listen
here. young man, are you the
teacher Of this class?
Outspoken One: No, sir, I'm
not.
A.P.: Then don't talk like an
idiot.
M. 4. T. Zoo Doc.
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TT. WORTH 4


FORT WORTH, July 26.-P)-
Saturdays cattle, calf and sheep
market here was a nominal affair
as no sales were made TO packers.
Values considered steady with the
weeks trend OF values that shows
a loss for steers and calves: year
lings about steady. COWS steady to
strong and bulls somewhat lower.
Very few hogs offered. "A few
trucked in hogs and q load held
over from Friday made UP the days
trading. Values considered 10 To 15c.
lower with truck hogs selling at
8 90 and rail hogs at 3.85. Packing
sows sold around 100 and some
weighty butcher pigs sod up to
3.25 or steady.
No sheep arrived to test values
but the market considered steady
on slaughter sheep with lambs and
feeder classes sharply lower for the
week.
The Yards figures called for 15s
cattle. so calves. 100 hoes and 80
sheep. A few Of these sold 10 traders
and the others we're carried over
for MONDAYS market. Stocker cattle
lacking In the receipts.
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County Court

Hon. o. g. Dancy. Judge
Filings: No. 1888. guardianship Of
Saberia Zapate ct al. minors.
Marriage Licenses
Eddie p. Martin and Iva ". Turk
EFT.
Manuel Marroquin and Edna
Najar.
J.. B. Brady and Lucille Rushing.
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NEW ORLEANS COTTON

NEW ORLEANS. July 26-tP-
Fair active trading and higher
prices featured the short Saturday
session in the cotton market. Better
Liverpool cables than due and in
sufficient rain in the central and
western portions Of the belt led to
an opening gain Of 0 points which
was increased to III points before the
end Of the first hour owing to the
forecast for fair and warmer wea-
Their over the week end. After a
reaction Of a few points on realiz-
ing the market advanced again dur
ing the second hour making new
highs % points above the previous
close owing 70 the covering by the
shorts on the official forecast for
fair weather and higher tempera-
lures for the coming week in the
western and central belts. There
was a Slight reaction Of 3 TO 5 points
at the end Of the realizing and the
close was steady at net gains for the
day Of 10 points.
Liverpool came in s to 9 points
better than due and first trades
here showed gains Of 9 points. The
market continued 20 advance after
the start until O-tCber traded up
70 1916 and December to 1892 or
II points above the previous close.
After easing off 3 10 4 points on
realizing the market bulged again
on 4 bullish forecast on the YEA
Their for the coming wees and prices
made new highs with October at
1872 and December ut 1898 or e
points advance over TIRE previous
close. There was q slight reaction
at the end on weekend realizing
and October closed at 1878 and
December at 1924 or 10 points net
higher for tire day.
Port receipts 4l39. for the eason
5615l63, last season S53.i4T; ex-
ports 200, fer the season 6,627. 225.
last season 7,9l7,O29; port stock
i.570.O52. last year 53S ,O03 COM
bined shipboard stock at New Or
leans, Galveston and Houston a.
205. last year 1898; spot sales at
southern markets 2,74s, last year
1911.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-27

Lecturer: This slide shows
you a picture of the Brontosa-
urus, a reptile existing in the
late Pliocene age.
Wise Boy (from back of
hall /: Or was it in the "oily
v~aseline"?
M. I. T. Zoo Doc.
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WE NOMINATE FOR THE
HALL OF FAME

Herbert Hoover-because he
didn't fiddle while the white
House burned.
-Michigdn GGygoyls.
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One Monkey to Another-
C'mom, JOe-Iet's 90 down an
watch the people awhile.
Cornell College Op1PoS.

And there i the man who
holds an umbrella over his sheep
when il rains, SO that the wool
won't shrink.
annapolis Log.
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lima Observation-Disclosures
So Ivan Ninespinskie died IL.
battle. You say he uttered my
name as he was dying?
Returned Soldier: Part or il.
He did his best.
-DrcErrjs
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r
One kaydet put the uniform
to advantage. Some cit handed
him a pair of tickets in a
crowded theatre, and before the
kaydet realized that he had been
mistaken for one Of the snappy
looking ushers, he had lost the
donor in the mob. The show was
enjoyed immensely by the kay
det and his femme.
-Wcst Point Pointer.
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The most popular dish now
seems to be corn on the copl
GO. Tech. YclIo7u Jacket.
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"But why put on your chains
when the streets are dry"
II want to get them worn
down smooth SO they won't
bump the car so much"
Pitt Pointer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-27

A ski meet is usually govern
ed BY slide rules.
-JViscorsiH Octopus.
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COTTON HIGHER

NEW YORK, July 26.-P1-Cot-
ten was higher today owing To con-
tinued dry weather in the south
west and prospects for its contin-
uance over the weekend. In addi-
ton to covering by recent sellers.
there was a scattering demand on
the advance which carried the new
October contracts up to 1890 or %
points above yesterdays closing
quotations and SO points above the
low level Of yesterday morning.
That delivery closed at 1915 with
the general market closing steady at
net advances Of Is to 81 points.
The opening was steady at an adj
vance Of 6 to 10 points in response
to steaoiness in Liverpool and the
failure of early weather reports to
show any rain in Texas or Okla
homa.
The opinion was expressed in some
quarters here that the weeks
showers or rains in the central belt
had probably helped conditions in
Alabama. but that there had not
been sufficient precipitation to more
than partially relieve drouthy con-
ditions elsewhere in the central belt
states. The situation in the south
west. however. appeared to be COM
ing in for increased attention. and
The failure Of the weather forecast
TO hold out any promise Of rains in
Texas and Oklahoma seemed to be
one Of the main factors late in the
morning.
Liverpool cables said there had
been local and continental buying
in that market on the reports Of
drouth in the southwest, but report
ed that the demand for cotton cloth
from the far east was Disappointing.
The amount Of cotton on shipboard
aveiting clearance at the end OF the
week was estimated at $4,000 bales
against 10000 last year and 1900
! two years ago.
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Jim: There's a modestly
dressed woman coming Up the
street. Who is she?
Tom: Oh, that's Crazy Annie.
No one pays any attention to her.
She's quite harmless.
Missouri Ontl15v.
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~Golly. but l certainly swayed
the audience" cried the whale
as he collided with the show
boat.
No iaurstern Purple Parrot.
The Washington times., 1930-03-27
PLAY SURE AND STAY POOR
By Herbert Kaufman.

N ONT be afraid of losing your place you can get
- new one, you won't hold the old one.
Twothirds of the Dobbns jogging along in jobhaf are
saus swapping hopes and potentates for regular nose
bag.
The essential difference between leaders and followers is
matter of spunk Most folk mark themselves cheap and fear
fully reduce the terms Of ambition to insure quick sale OF
their services.
They stick to the bargain Easements Of opportunity, and
consequently never encounter the quality hunters.
Hark back to school days. and recall how you held your
with classmates
Then st memory trace processes that landed
you In the ru while dozens of boys without early apti
tuoe Tor anything, are now wearing medals
Lots of EN- of humber parentagdeveoped against
llerae backgrounds family connections inspiring
guidance.
But something in EN- that wouldn't tolerate permanent
lner1or wound the mansprngs Of character and made
EN- tick
They to get it" and also ran into blind ays
but unlike turned from the byways to the highways of
action, and went on and up.
They refused to play weak hands-tosed deuce chances
into the dscardendured temporary inconvenience suffered
unemployment and unenjoyment waited for the ace
breaks included in all life decks.
Frank Vanderlip never had dollar except from me-
chanic'S wage envelope until after thirty.
Which didn't hinder him from thinking and believing he
could patch the gaps his education and rise through jour
naism and private secrearhp to subcabinet office and
thence, presidency of the National City Bank
Incidentally he didn't attempt to keep up with the
Joneses 1t took all his time and savings up with
the procession And before long, he leading it, with
Wall Street baton.
Carl Laemmle forty when he threw off foorwalker.
yoke and decided to be independent with $4,000 Universal
Pictures are the fruit Of that sink swim adventure
And these don't self pity aches
Joseph Pulitzer carrying beer in Fausts resauran-but
carrying on until like Monte CristO the world his
Luck? Hel-puck!
In the words of Steve Brode: You'll never be high
diver If you don't take chance"
Copyright 1913" by the Daily Kaufnan
The Washington times., 1930-03-27
ON THE LEFT, FANNY HURST. LOOK WHO is
PAINTING HER.

ONCE he moved from Germany into Holland
~ Kaiser and became retired German gentleman, William
Hohenzoern has witnessed the shock of many surprises
This picture probably would surprise him any
the other surprises.
It shows his daughter naw Princess Alexandria Victoria
Of Schleswig Holstein, painting portrait for money.
The Kaisers daughter inaw is the right.
The lady the left being painted other
brilliant and versatile Miss Fanny Hurst whose stories you
doubtless have read in COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE and
whose talent you have admired in her movie called "Hu
moresque.'
Miss Fanny Hurst does not excited about the
showered her She acts like lady that daughters
in-laws of Kaisers painting her every few minutes
She even looks bored, as saying, What does this
amount to in the life of whose job painting life
it is With words that burn and blister? ought to have had
the ex-Kaiser himself do it."
The picture shows two things-st that the long run
ability counts Miss Fanny Hurst has the ability Therefore
she can hire the daugeraw of the exKaser paint her
picture And shows that have courage The
Kalsers daughter naw choosing to work living utzes
her talent we'll as she can.
She has painted here portrait that looks little more
like Miss Elizabeth Marbury than like Fanny Hurst
But she will sign her to the picture and Fanny Hurst
will be able to say "Ge load of that; the Kaiser $
daughernaw did it, and her husband when he drops in
Tor breakfast, will be immensely proud.
But the Kaser-he didn't expect this.
The Washington times., 1930-03-27
Our Industrial and Business
Places Should Come First
Build Up Valuable Stick-to- Washington Spirit

commendabe the movement of trade and other
organizations in Washington to bring about wider
patronage of Washington business by Washing
ton business establishments and citizens.
Any plan of campaign that achieves in that drec
ton viii be OF immense value to this city and will promote
civic spirit that will be wonderfully helpful
Keeping Washington money in Washington is vastly i'm
portant in business life and in the cys growth
1nat Is too evident to dispute.
Keen competition cities is responsible for con-
siderable loss of business in Washington Meeting COM
petition necessary any campaign but sending out of
Washington for things that be obtained here equal
prices and with far satisfaction is something of habit
that Washington people should rid themselves of.
our industries and business houses among the best
most modern In the world Nothing gained by ignoring
ne The community suffers from such lack of foresight
Printing the leading industry in Washington the Gov
ernment Printing Office included Without that office the
industry floishing with spenddy equipped plants
modern methods and feature found in other cities
Despite this hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent
outside Of Washington annually with little benefits
In prices and in workmanship service This is
sample OF existing conditions it is hoped remedy
William M. Leah able president of Columbia Tvpropranbi
cal Union makes analysis in just one case that will
vidy impress those who deeply interested in this
keep business In Washington movement:
Fourteen Washington publications turned out in one
Baltimore printing establishment better equipped than
large numbers of big printing concerns here and it's
varying little from those of Washington
those fourteen publications printed here Mr. Leah
says they would furnish steady employment for at least
be heads of families who would buy rent houses or
ments At least sixty people men, and children would
be residing here and purchasing all their necessities in Wash
ington.
Garry this further and what it means to Washington
printing and in other industries Is the builder who expects
sell his homes to Washington people but his printing
away from here, wise man?
Money sent away from Washington is money spent else
where It is money put into homes elsewhere money that
into grocery dry goods and other establishments
where 1t that helps to make other cities thrive
On the contrary the dollars spent here here They
keep working for the benefit of Washington They are
active in behalf Of merchants bankers professional men,
is
the whole community, for each and woman Think
over carefully
The Washington times., 1930-03-27
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
By T. E. Powers
BY Dr.. Louis e. Bisch.

nR. HOLT recommends the
~ following diet, or one similar
to it for babies from the four
teenth to- the eighteenth month:
$50 to z A. M.-Warm milk,
eight to nine ounces, given
from the cup.
9 A. M.-Fruit juice, one to
three ounces.
10 to 1890 A. M:-Cereal;
Two good tablespoonfuls of
thick porridge of oatmeal, hom-
my or wheaton gritS, cooked
for at least three hours and
not strained; upon this one
ounce of thin cream or two
ounces of milk, plenty Of salt,
no sugar.
Crisp, dry toast or unsweet-
ened zwieback or dried bread,
one piece.
Warm milk, five to six
ounces.
2 P. M.-Beef juice. two
ounces. one egg (soft boiled,
poached or coddled), and one
small mealy potato (baked), or
two tableSpoonfulS of rice,
boiled five hours; or mutton or
chicken broth, four ounces, and
(if most of the teeth are pres
ent) rare scraped beef, first
one teaSpoonful. gradually in
creased to three; ane good
tablespoonful of green vege-
table.
Crisp. dried bread, one thin
slice.
Water. CNo milk.)
6P. M.-Cereal: two or three
good tablespoonfuls of farina
or cream of wheat, cooked for
at least one hour; served as at
the 10 a. m. feeding.
Warm milk, five to six
ounces.
10 P. M.-Warm milk, six to
eight ounces.
From the eighteenth month to
the end of the year a diet such
as follows is ideal:
$50 to 7 A. M.-Warm milk,
eight to ten ounces, given from
a cup.
10 to 1O:3O-Cereal. of those
recommended for the fourteenth
to the eighteenth month, three
good talespoonfulS; cooked and
served as described in the previ-
Gus diet. Crisp, dried bread,
swieback or breakfast biscuits.
Warm milk, one cup (Six
ounces.
2P. M.-Beef juice, two ounc-
es, and one soft egg; or broth,
four ounces, and meat, one level
tablespoon; care being taken
that the meat is always rare
and Scraped or very finely di-
vided; beefsteak, lamb chop or
roast beef may be given. Small,
thoroughly baked potato; or
rice, two tableSpoonfulS. Stewed
carrots or fresh green peas.
strained, one level tablespoonful.
Prune pulp or baked apple. one
to two tablespoonfuls. Water.
(No milk).
s P. M.-Cereal; three table
SpoonfulS of farina or cream of
wheat, cooked for at least one
hour; served as described in pre-
viouS diets, and warm milk.
eight ounces: or bread and milk
(stale bread, three days old, two
slices and 10 to IL ounces Of
warm milk, Ha..
The Washington times., 1930-03-27

kNCu4 WOMAN 10 ALL
IL WOMEN"
That's what Norma Shearer
tells Gladys Hall in the April
number of Motion Picture. In
the heart. of every woman is
the good woman, and the bad
woman, and the woman be-
tween the two. The mother.
The Wanton. The nun. The
adventures. I am all of these
women; you are all of these
women. Not one of us can see
one Of them without saying:
There, but for the grace Of
God, go T."
That's true of women-it's
also true of men. Whatever
your sex or outward appear
ance, you have hidden within
you the makings of ALL char
acters.
What kind of a person is
he?" you often ask. He's
YOUR kind of a person. All
those secret feelings which you
think you alone poSSeSs-those
odd dreams, those prickly dis
likes, those great hopes, those
haunting deSpairS, those streaks
of vulgarity and viciouSneSS-he
has them, too. Rich man,
poor man, beggar man, thief
THEY ARE ALL OF A PIECE
WITH YOU.
Circumstances and training
may have made them ACT diff.
ferently-but they all FEEL the
same. The brotherhood Of
man isn't just a poetical
The Washington times., 1930-03-27
LISTEN WORLD!
"EVERY WOMAN IS ALI. phrase. It's a chemical fact
IL WOMEN" a glanduar fact. Whett
By Elsie Robinson
You Are All People

phrase. It's chemical fact
a glandular fact. Whether
you like it not. lady. you and
Judy O'Grady are sisters un-
der your skins.
It's amazing how life changes
when we accept this fact. Your
life-for example. You're having
a pretty miserable time-aren't
you?-thinking how lonely you
are and how bewildered and
misunderstood. You look at
other people. They seem so
happy, so confident and con-
tented. Or else so stupid and
Stolid-beyond the reach Of any
feeling. other people have all
the luck! Poor you! So you go
glooming around. all steamed
UP with Self-pity.
Well, get over it. Stop think
ing that you're a de luxe edi-
ton. You're not. You're not
feeling a single thing that every
one else in the world hasn't also
felt or isn't about to feel. May
be that statement peeveS you a
bit? Hurts your vanity? But
if you'll believe that fact and
get used to it. you will find that
it's Big Medicine for what ails
you. 1t will cure you of loneli-
ness and heal you of intoler-
ance.
AND THE LOAD ON YOUR
OWN NECK WILL LIGHTEN
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT
ALL OTHER NECKS ARE
CARRYING THE SAME BUR-
DEN.
The Washington times., 1930-03-27
THE MARRY
GO-ROUND
BY Helen Rowland,

Making Men Marriage Minded
ONCE upon time, this Land
" was famous for the plenti-
fulness of it's marrying men,
the chivalry of its lovers and
the dutiful devotion of its hus-
bands.
Now over half a million
American girls are vainly look
ing for suitable husbands, and
facing the bleak prospect Of
eternal spinsterhood, according
to a frank confession in a re-
cent magazine.
And, there's a reason. Amer
can men are no longer mar
riage-minded. They no longer
think in terms of engagement
rings, rose-covered bungalows,
insurance policies and peram-
bulators. They think in terms
of motor cars and petting
parties.
Apparently, woman, after a
swift whirl around the prim-
rose way, has gotten right back
to where she started. She
wants a husband. A husband
of her OWN! just borrowing
another woman'S husband may
have been the favorite paStime
of the wild young things of the
postwar generation, but it does
not satisfy the girls of the new
younger generation"
They are not content to be
just a little side-diSh in a mar
ried mans life. They want to
be the whole feast in some
mans life. Why not?
But, if ever their dreams are
to come true, they will have to
get out their little primers and
begin educating the men all
over again. And getting a
new idea into mans head is
almost as much of a feat as
refilling a non-refillable bottle.
The first rule for getting a
husband of your own is not to
waste your time playing around
with other women's husbands.
A filtration in the life Of
a married man is just a little
detour, which, nine times out
of ten, leads right back to the
old door-mat and the protec-
ton of his Wife'S skirts.
The second rule is not to
make a bachelors life such a
long, sweet love-Song and such
a continuous petting party that
he will be loath to exchange
it for a lullaby and a fireside.
The wild girls of the post
war generation succeeded in
running the best lot of huS-
bands, potential and actual,
that the world has ever known.
1t was the women, themselves,
who gave the marriage-minded
American man the perfectly
new and startling idea that
he could take marriage-or
leave it alone. That he need
not take it seriously. That he
need not unite himself from
all the other women, just IN
order to tie himself to one
woman.