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The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-12-31
WAR VETER ANS
 ARE CASUALTIES OF PEACE TIME
Five Former Soldiers Will Spend New Year S
 Gazing at Ceiling

Veterans o1 the World War are peace time casualties. Five of them are receiving disqualification at St. Anns. They are Henry Trudell. Richard Lander, William P. Breslin, Logan Hughes and An drew Rosnes. None is seriously i'll. In fact they are well enough to regret keenly that they will have to spend New Years gazing at the ceiling. Among them, the worst afflicted is MT Hughes with two broken ribs and the least af- fected is Mir Rosnes with bad cold.
 Three entries gave a holiday impetus to business at the hospital. John Falswich limped with an injured hip to one of the sick wards, and Waino Nordahl and Gus Swendsen were put to bed when the doctor said they had pleurisy They'll all die, but not for many years, the attending physician declares.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-12-31

and several deals were reported i, the British press.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-12-31
4 ssoctated Press Photo

MT. and Mrs. w. D. Gross left yesterday on the steamship Ala meda for the States. They will be gone several weeks. MT. Gross Tn Seattle will attend to business in connection with his theatres. Mrs. Gross will sojourn at Sol Due Hot Springs, near Port Angeles, Wash.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-12-31

F-Less than 10 miles.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-12-31

MT. and Mrs. W. z Wright and son w. E. Wright left for the States last night. MT and Mrs. Wright will remain away until May. w. E. Wright will come back on the return trip of the Princess Norah.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-12-31

The presst throughout Alaska and lowest south of Jnaaska and If British Columbia. It high in the Rocky Mountain State in the northeast of Hawaii Light to moderate rain 1 from the Gulf Alaska California Clear and ccdr weer prevails the Interior and Northern and Southwestern Alaska temperature in other districts.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20

Brownsville, Mesdames Vernon Cox,
J. X. Bull, w. J. vertrees. Mary
Moses, w. T. Horning; Mrs. w. j.
Stone, Houston; Finley and McLe-
more. Harlingen.
PERSONALS
Mrs. M. nj. Miller Of Greenville
left Friday night for her home af-
ter visiting her parents, Judge r.
l.. Chaudcin and Mrs. Chaudoin,
and other relatives.
Mrs. Earl Parkel and little daugh-
ter. Earline. OF Parkin, Arkansas,
arrived IN Harrington for a visit
with her sister, Mrs. Walter Webb.
and MI. Webb. She will also visit
her aunt, Mrs. George Holida, at
Primera.
Mrs. A. Brunneman is at Fort
Stockton at the latest report. but
expecting TO return 20 her home in
this city about August first
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Holida
have returned to their home here
after an extended trip in Arkansas
and Mississippi.
Miss Mary Frances jackson,
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. r. @.
jackson, has returned from San
Antonio. where she has been in a
hospital.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Mexican State Bars
Foreign Speakies

MEXICO CITY, July 19-Talkies
In English or In other languages
other than Spanish have been pro-
hibited in Oaxaca, capital of the
state BY the same name. by order
Of the city council.
The following reasons we're given
by the council for the action: Nov
ing pictures with songs or discourse
in Englth are injurious for hose
persons who lack culture and for
whom moving pictures are the only
window through which they gaze
upon life, and exert n most powerful
influence on their problems and on
their conception Of social morals,
and above all on their patriotic SEN
timents. Prohibition 70 exhibit
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Sebastian

PERSONALS
NJ. 3. Bourne was a Brownsville
caller Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. p. Nielsen and
daughters Helen Ruth and Norma
were Brownsville visitors Thursday
Erwin Woods and George Cakes
left Friday for San Antonio where
George Cakes viii enter the avia-
ton branch Of the army.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Bernard anc
son Fred Jr.. OF Mercedes were
callers here Friday.
Mrs. 3. o. Bourne and children
Of Santa Rosa were callers here
Friday.
Miss Marie Armstrong and Mrs.
Marshal BourDe spent Wednesday
with the latters jarents Mr.. and
Mrs. J. r. Sprouse OF San Perlita.
Mrs. S. p. Nielsen and daughters
Helen Ruth and Norma were call
erS at the Barr home in San Be-
nito, Wednesday.
/. E. Bourne and daughter Mrs
Grayson Allen were callers at the
B. O. Bourne home IN Santa Rosc
Wednesday.
Miss Juanita Hardness OF Corpus
Christi Is the guest Of her sister
Mrs. Lee Clements.
Grayson Allen Of Wichita Falls
arrived here Friday 70 visit at the
7. <. Bourne home. Mrs. Allen has
been visiting here several weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Wentz OF Har.
lingen were callers at the Nielsen
home Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. G. Stallings and
daughter Ada Bess were calling in
Raymondville Thursday.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
MEXICO CRIMES
ARE EXPLAINED
Squalor in Homes of Poems
And Unemployment Are
Given as Cause
BY A G sTARR-HUNT

MEXICO CITY. July l9-The
SqualOr in the homes OF the pCon
classes. the unemployment situation.
and tfI cabarets. darge halls. and
vice centers where pleasure is easy
70 buy" are the reasons for the
increase in crime In Mexico. in the
opinion of Professor Benjamin A.
Martinez. director Of the identifica-
ton bureau in Mexico City.
Professor Martinez, who is an in
ternationally known criminoloeiEt.
and who organized the Identification
bureau here. believes hat the exist
ing penal code in Mexico. which at
the time of its adoption early this
year created widespread attention
because Of its radical departure
from other existing penal laws. is
very advanced but mot applica-
Bile" because Of lack Of preparation
BY persons responsible for its exc
cution.
To put the Mexican penal code
into practice successfully. Senior
MARITIME believes. a trained corps
OF criminologists would be required
TO "re6\nerate" aild "re-educate" the
criminal. Professor Martinez urged
the creation Of new penal legisla-
ton. The new penal code at pres
ent is being studied bv a specially
appointed commission. which is 10
recommend any changes considered
desirable.
It Is the belief OF the Mexican
criminoi . ist that unless society be-
gins its work with the children. in
an effort 20 preve.t vagrancy and
begging. the police cannot effective
~ reduce crime in Mexico.
The Identification bureau I'm Mex
leo City is one OF the most complete
and most efficient in Latin America.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
San Benito

j. r. Baldwin who, with his family.
has been visiting in San Antonio, re-
turned to McAllen this week to
spend several DAYS.
l.. E. HUMPHREYS has returned
from a trip TO several northern and
western states. Mrs. HUMPHREYS and
children will remain at Boulder,
Colo, until the children have fin
ished summer school which they
are attending there.
Mrs. John B. Love of Bolton is
a visitor in the home of her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Marvin Sneed.
MI. and Mrs. George Braden have
had as their guest Mrs. Braden'S
brother. Mr.. Appel OF Kansas, who
may return here In the fall and
attend Texas "A. and Nj. college.
MI. and Mrs. Joe LeBow have as
guests Mr.. and Mrs. Mallott and
Miss Mallot. of Fort Worth, par
entS and sister of Mrs. LeBow. and
Mr.. and Mrs. LeBow. Sr., parents
Of Mr.. LeBow. Mr.. and Mrs. Mallott
and daughter will also spend some
time with Nr. End Mrs. Lloyd Little.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Rio Grande City
SUPPER BRIDGE
HONORS COUPLE

The farewell hospitality extended
Captain and Mrs. @. w. Richmond
on the eve of their departure for
fully entertained the Fort Ringgold
on Friday evening. when Lieutenant
and Mrs. w. z. Finnegan delight
full yetertained the Fort Ringgold
official personnel at supper and
rbridge.
Supper was served informally on
the veranGR. summer greenery fur
finishing a background.
The guests were Captains and
Mesdames Ralph Lewis. Walter
Hamilton. Rossiter Clarity. II. l..
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
MONDAY

A few guests we're hidden to the
home Of DR.. and Mrs. c. J. Martin
on Monday evening to assist in the
observance Of their wedding ami
verSary.
Bridge gave the diversion for the
evening. Mrs. George B. Marsh won
high score for the women and DR..
Martin won high for the men.
Those who enjoyed this hospital
ity we're: Messrs and Mesdames
George B. Marsh. John A. Pope
Pr, Mesdames Julian Wallis. Mona
Ritz. Mr. and hWs. b. @. King. Miss
Nell Carter and 5. b. Ricaby.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Seeds into Mexico
Passed DUTY Free

MEXICO CITY, July l9-Duty-
free importation OK seeds has been
authorized BY the federal govern
ment III order 10 help agriculture In
Mexico. Importers must write for
permits 70 the ministry or agricul-
ture. declaring the seeds are intend
ed for planting only. before the duty
~ OrGerrd cancelled
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
c r ATTENDS
DANCE

A large party from here motored
to Edinhurg Sunday evening to at
tend a dance given there by a group
Of young folks. In the party were
Misses Mary and Helen Brobese.
Isabel Diaz o fSan Antonio, Stella
Margo. Cecilia Yzaguirre, Emma
Soils: Mesdames Mona Ritz and
Katherine Turner: Messrs Castor
Soils. Calixto Jr., and Rodolfo Vale.
Lazaro and Eduardo Yzaguirre, Al
fredo Leal and Noe Hinoiosa.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20

talkies IN English Is not only "
question or aesthetics and social
convenience but also IL serves TO
protect coming generations from a
Vancouver OF international politics.
II being considered as n new phase
Of the conquest OF Latin America by
Yankee imperialism using the only
weapon not as yet wielded-lan-
guage.'
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Associated Press Photo

ed in the living rooms and for
high score, Mrs. John A. Pope Jr.,
and Mr.. F. q. Chatfield were
awarded trophies. IN the cut for
an additional trophy. l.. r. Brooks
vas the successful winner.
Following the games, a delicious
ice course was served. Those pres
ent were Messrs and Mesdames L..
r.. Brooks, John A. Pope. w. w.
Shufford, A. =. Jansen. George B.
Marsh, G. j. Martin. r. G. Chatfield
and Mrs. Charles Lo~nergan.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Stock Exchange Is
Asked for Mexico

(SnecIal ID ma Herald.l

MEXICO CITY. July l9.-Crea-
ton OF a stock exchange In Mexico
to prevent money from leaving the
country and being lost in a Wall
street crash is proposed in a front
page story published by Excelsior.
The account states that there Is
plenty of money in the republic,
but it never stays here because OF
the scarcity Of places TO invest IL.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
OF M


Mrs p. NJ. Stevens and Mrs. G. o.
Wofford entertained members Of the
w. G. Il. u. on Wednesday after
noon in commemoration OF the
eighty-eighth anniversary OF the
founder OF the L. II. l.. organiza-
ton, Miss Anna Garden. now liv-
ing in the old Frances Willard home
IN Evanston, Illinois.
The special feature OF the pro-
gram OF the session was the his
tory OF the growth Of the society
known as l.. r. T., founded BY Miss
Gardner. This was presented by
Mrs. Tyre II. Brown, In a very in
teresting manner. Three new mem
bers were placed on the roster
Lssdames Finley. McLemore, Moses.
Delicious refreshments were serv-
ed after the program.
Eight visitors we're present: from
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
INFORMAL BRYCE
GIVEN FRIDAY

Gathering friends in the imme-
date reighborhood for an informal
evening Of bridge. Mr.. and Mrs.
John "A. Pope. Jr.. entertained at
bridge Friday evening at their home.
High score awards went to Mrs. w.
w. Shuford and DR.. c. J.. Martin.
Those present were Messrs and
MeSdames c. J.. Martin. w. w.
Shufford. Julian Wallis. George B.
Marsh. Mrs. Mona Ritz and S. B..
Ricaby.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
HRS. MORGAN BUCHAN
CHR HOSTESS

Mrs. Morgan Buchan was a gra-
cious hostess on Wednesday after
noo at the home Of her sister-in-
law, Mrs. Ellis Perry, with a bridge
party for the members Of her bridge
club.
Ms. Buchan chose yellow and
orchid as the pretty color motif for
the decorations and for the table
accessories. Mrs. Ellis Perry won
nigh score, Mrs. G. H. Lison second
high and Mrs. 7. G. Jeffreys drew
.ae cut prize.
The hostess served a salad course
in the same dainty col0rs, TO the
guests.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
PERSONALS
Harrington
MISS GLADYS PATEE
RECENT BRIDE

A quiet wedding took place on
Wednesday morning at five o'clock
when Miss Gladys Patee and Wal
ter r. Iverson, both well known
Young people Of Harrington. were
united In marriage. Rev. w. w.
Lee. pastor Of the Baptist church.
OBLIGATED, the ceremony taking
place in the parsonage. a few init
rate friends of both we're present.
The couple left Immediately for
q journey of two weeks in Colora-
10 and New Mexico. They will re-
side in Harlingen. Mr.. Iverson Is
in business here. being a partner
Of the Stop and Shop grocery.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
HOME CEREMONY
C0IPIE

Miss Mildred Finn, well known
artist Of this city, and Chester
Dunnahoo. also OF Harrington, were
quietly married at the home Of the
brides parents. Mr.. and Mrs. VIII
lam Finn. Only the members OF
he family and a few friends were
present at the ceremony. at which
taev. David Roberts officiated.
MI. a. Mrs. Chester Donnahoo
EFT Immediately for Alpine, where
they will spend the summer. return
ing here TO live in the fall.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
BIRTHDAY DINNER
FATHER

Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Pope Jr.,
entertained with a birthday dinner
Saturday honoring Mrs. Pope's
father, G. Vale.
Guests included Mr.. and Mrs. G..
Vale. Mrs. Mona Ritz. Messrs G.
Vale Jr., Raul and R0dolfo Vale.
Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Pope Sr.. Of
Laredo and little Misses Ella Mae
Ritz and Dollie Pope.
PERSONALS
Misses Mary and Helen Frobese
and Isabel Diaz Of San Antonio
are the guests of Mrs. Matilde Yza-
gtirre and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Q. w. Curry OF Ed
nburg we're Sunday guests Of Mr..
and Mrs. A. l.. JanZen.
Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Pope ST.. OF
Laredo. are the house guests OF Mr.
and Mrs. John A. Pope Jr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Fifty Oil Drilling
Concessions Issued
lsnealal to Nae Heraldl

MEXICO CITY, July 19-Further
indicatiCH that renewed activity I'm
the petroleum industry in Mexico Is
Just around the ccrrf@ is seen in the
fact that the petroleum department
of the ministry of industry. COM
merce and labor issuVd fifty drilling
concessions In various parts OF the
republic during June. The conces-
sions were to both Mexican and for
eign applicants. AS many more
will probably be issued in July, ac-
cording TO the ministry.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
KINGS ENTERTAIN
AT BRIDGE AFFAIR

A delightful summertime bridge
was given Tuesday evening by Mr..
and Mrs. 3. @. King at their home.
Four tables of players were group
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
MORE SASH

A pale blue organdie afternoon
dress has a black MORE sash that
weaves in and out through long
eyelets slashed IN the frock.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
PARTY GIVEN
FOR son

Mr.. and Mrs. S. z. Barr enter
teined on Thursday evening hon
ortng their son Ernest, the occa-
sion being his birthday. Three tables
Of bridge players were present, high
honors going to Sidney Baer and
Gwendolyn zumwalt. Refreshments
were served by the hostess.
Guests were Mr.. and Mrs. Har-
rel Hollon, Louese Scarlet, Gwen
colyn zunwalt, Franka Campbell,
Philipp Brady, Sidney Baer, and
Max Sheldon.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20

Kidwell, H. NJ. Shoemaker. A. Olsen.
and Lieutenant Z. j. Mentally.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
PRETTY GARNISH

Halves OF aDricots. alternated
with little sprays OF w%atercress
make a pretty garnish for fried
chicken or lamb chops.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
Valley
Los Fresnos
5. BAKER IS
HONOREE

Mrs. S. Baker entertained on
Sunday evening honoring her hus-
bands birthday. The evening was
spent playing bunco. MI. Baker re-
celved several gifts. Dainty refresh
ments were served by the hostess at
the close OF the evening.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20

Jim 4. Neal. candidate for State Senator for the Twenty
seventh Senatorial District by Democratic Party is = native
Texan and lifelong Democrat After spending his boyhood
days on a Williamson County farm he first taught school and
later worked his way through and graduated from the law
school Of the University or Texas. Upon obtaining his degree
and license 10 practice law he sought and was elected 10 the
office of County Attorney OF Williamson County and after
faithfully serving his county in that office for two terms Inn
did not seek election but gave up the practice Of law In
order to come 10 Webb County 10 engage in the business OK
anching and farming.
In announcing for office. MI. Neal states that he feels
that during his twenty three years residence I'm this district he
has learned the needs Of this district and that this knowledge
coupled with his training and experience i'm the practice OF
law and i'm the business world qualities him 80 that he can
render constructive work for this district. Nr. Neal further
states that his only obligation and duty will be TO the citizen
ship at large IS he has not asked and II not receiving the sup
port Of any political ring or organization.
VOTE AT DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY JULY 26,
NEXT, AND NOMINATE CANDIDATES INDIE
ENDEN OF RING POLITICS.
political Advertising
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20

One IN every 1000 policemen u
killed in line OF duty and eight III
every 1000 prison keepers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-20
BARRS ENTERTAIN
BRIDGE CLUB

The members Of the Los Amigos
Bridge club was entertained on
Tuesday evening at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. S. z. Barr. Mr.. and
Mrs. II. II. Whipple and Mr. and
Mrs. George Potts were guests OF
the evening. High score was won
by Mrs. George Potts and II. Fl.
Whipple, dainty refreshments were
served.
PERSONALS
j. G. Glass returned Thursday
from San Antonio where he attend
ed a meeting Of the International
Harvester CO.
Nj. Laakso returned Tuesday
from his trip to Finland.
MI. and Mrs. John Chase return
ed Sunday from their vacation In
the north.
MI. and Mrs. S. S. Sappenfield
and son and Miss Louise Scarlet
returned Saturday from Dallas and
other points.
G. @. Casey returned Tuesday
from Temple where he went with
Ed Brown who Is now in the hos
pital there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank KretZ and
son left Saturday for an extended
trip TO S. Dakota and other points.
d. d. Barr was a week end visitor
in Mission.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-11-26
SERVANT PROBLEM

I talked today with Cora Alice, who's
bought q cottage on the shore; she long
has owned O stately palace, but will not
live there any more. 1T can't get help"
the dame informed me; good servants
once would stick for years, and their
devotion cheered and warmed me, and
now vainly seek their peers. The mod
ern ones are always quitting, they leave
their mistress Sorely vexed; they're BIRDS
of passage, they are fitting from one
position to the next. You try to train
major domo to oversee your stately
pile, and tell him he shall have O
chrome If he'll stay with you for .
while. And when he's fairly learned his
duties, so he Is worth two bucks or more,
he goes away TO join the beauties who
jumped their jobs the day before. From
door to door the housemaid scuttles,
and has q new job every week, and for
q month the butler buttles, and then
he's vanished like o streak In bygone
days Q grouchy lady might roast the
servants now and then, might lecture
Kate, admonish Sadie, and read the riot
act to Ben. But now that lady must
be humble, or she 70 due for tears and
sobs; II she puts up the slightest grum-
bic, the whole blamed crew will Jump
their Jobs. Don't talk TO me Of unem-
plOyment-you can't keep help at any
price; IN changing Jobs folk ind en-
ployment, and old traditions cut no ice.
And 30 we've bought this little cottage,
with cheap equipment on It's shelves.
and here we'll cook our frugal pottage,
and do the housework by ourselves"
WALT MASON.
GCepVgishA 1eaoJ
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-11-26
Smart Apron Becomes an Asset
By MARY MARSHALL.

More than one young boy has first
felt the hankering to 60 into the Army
or Navy because Of his desire to wear
o smart uniform, and we wouldn't at all
blame any young girl In search Of a job
for considering the possibilities OF be-
coming q ladies' maid or q parlor maid
al because the uniforms are 80 attrac-
tive. There was q time when girls In
this country would consider taking Job
Is mothers helper only so long as they
didn't have to wear uniform, but now
one seldom finds that prejudice. A
smart uniform is looked upon as some
thing Of an asset to domestic employ
ment.
The recent changes in fashions have
had favorable effect on uniforms.
The longer skirts and more slender
waistlines make them seem much trim
mler and give them an air of importance
that was difficult to get in the low
belted, short-skirted uniforms.
The sketch shows one of the Slnartest
aprons of the season. It Is made from
white organdie with double fold Of
organdie at the hem, edged with pleatS
that consist of four thicknesses Of or
candle. Worn over a black or dark
dress, the different thicknesSes Of the
organdie are clearly seen.
To make the pointed border, which
might also be used attractively on a
collar and cuff set or for trimming
children's dresses, you will need q
straight strip Of organdie about three
inches wide. Fold 1t over so that you
have q double strip an inch and half
wide. Cut this in strips three inches
wide. Fold over each of these pieces
htagonally. Place the squares diagonally
along the edge you want trimmed, stitch
IN place and trim of the free sides Of
che squares on the wrong side.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-11-26
LITTLE BENNY
NJ L8R PARE

Me and Glasses Magee was wawking
home from skool and tawking about
how much we had saved up to buy our
fathers Q BIRTHDAY present for their
birthdays next week, me saying, I ony
got q dime left now.
@, that's funny, that's exackly all I
got, Glasses Sed. It seems pritty hard
to keep money from going down insted
Of I'D after 1t gets over 20 cents, he sed.
o well, we awt to be able TO get some
thing pritty useful for dime, he sed.
Sure, whats the and 10 cent store
for2 I sed. They've got shaving brushes
and everything in there, I sed.
WITCH Just then we herd some swell
music in back Of US, and we termed
around and some man was making it
with O WHSLE shaped like q berd, and
he had o whole. baSkit Of them to sell, q
big sine on It saying The MarvelliSs
Berd WHSLE, No Experients Necessary,
Ony 10 Gents.
q WIZ, dime, Sed, and Glasses
sed, Gosh, dime.
And we kepp on watching him and
lissening to him, me saying, q, he can
play anything he wuntS to on It.
No experientS necessary, Glasses sed.
That meenS we could do It too, he Sed.
Yes, II we had one, I sed, and Glasses
Sed, Well @, If we each used our dime
to buy one of those and practiced on
It enough, good mite by the time we
grew up We mite be such CRATE musicians
we'd make 50 much money we could
buy our fathers presents for about 10
thousands dollers insted of 10 cents.
Sure, that's rite, its better to think Of
the future sometimes than TO all q time
think Of the present. sed.
The result being we each have q berd
WHSLE now, neither Of US sounding any
thing like the man yet.
Proving experients Is proberly always
necessary.