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New Britain herald., 1930-09-11
Rendered Farewell Party
 Prior to Journey Abroad

A spaghetti super was given Vic- tor Fumiatti of South street, in a Church street restaurant last eve- ming by 10 friends, who gathered to wish him bon voyage on a trip to Europe. He will leave for New York tomorrow and will sail for I."1v 10 visit relatives. Later he will take an extended trip through out the continent. He will return after the Christmas holidays.
 Brief addresses were made by Harry Battistoni, Joseph Caliendo and Girolamo Tranchida. MT. Flu miatti was presented with leather travelling set.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Eben S. Draper, by the way, IS putting up a striking campaign for tho Republican nomination for the Senate.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Ne" 1OTh, otpl. AhdllLdtSoA has scores of luncheons and dinners daily to, which reporters are invited and for which free table and free food are provided. They are not asked for credentials. They merely name their paper and live like a lord and couple of dukes.
 Out of this looseness was spawn ed cadging army of meal grabbers who may partake of two royal meals a day with fat Havanas and perhaps cocktails, wine and high balls without cost. Most of the fak- CTS wear horn-rimmed glasses to furnish the literary look"
 Such "cheaters'' with clear glass may be purchased for 50 cents from East Side push carts. The pseudo-press men carry sheafs of copy paper and stub pencils - no reporter carries a full sized pencil to complete the camouflage. If suspected and questioned they rep resent "a chain of Jersey papers,"
 Thanks to fictional flapdoodle, reporters are invariably believed to be starved and dressed shabbily. The truth is the Fourth Estate as class dresses better than bankers. Where were we? o, yes! A report CT, fake or the goods, is always sure of a merry mitt in this era of pub licity frenzy.
 Theaters are the only institutions to go after such gate crashers rough shod. It used to be anyone could call up and announce he was the correspondent of western paper and two down front" would be left at the box office. It cost them a quarter of million a year.
 Al Woods, good tough bozo, tricked several rascals and had them jailed. Other theaters follow ed his lead. Today no theater ac commodates telephone callers -un- less the press agent knows the voice or calls back for verifjcation. Graft ing passes is now dangerous sport.
 Sea food window card on filth st: Our fish are unapproachable!" They are like that in Fulton market on hot days.
 A New Rochelle lady-and, by the way. 1t is only 30 minutes from Broadway now-sends this For Rent" ad. I do not know if it is from a local paper but it is too lovely:
 To let Suburban Villa = Ben Trovato. Two reception rooms, three bedrooms. Near chemin de fer and tramway electrique.
 Here's one we thought up: For Disposal: Speakeasy masnifique. Neighbofhood tres select and dolce far niente. Back salon for tales risque.
 A newspaper publisher was visited by a gentleman objecting to the extravagant eulogy of a prominent citizen. 'I know about his private life" he announced ominously. The publisher explained in a complaint ot this sort it was a rule to look up the record of the complainant. While waiting for the keeper of the "morgue'-a newspapers reference lbrary-to answer his buzz he ob- served casually: We keep facts there we seldom make public" When the keeper arrived he in structed: Bring all information about MT. (naming the visitor) and bis private life. The publisher was bluffing, but the gentleman depart ed in confusion. And most of us would make the same galloping exit. Indeed, I would reach the side walk in nothing flat with window frame dangling around my neck.
 Something in cocktail shakers: A punching bag with container in side for ingredients. You fill, sock and, Voila.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11
Nsmh>r Audft Bureau of Circulation

Member Aud1t bureau or CIfcuIHtiOn The A. B. c. is national organization which furnishes newspapers and Adver- tissrs with . strictly honest anaiysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit This tnsures pro- tsction against fraud in newspaper dis tribution figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11
Facts and Eancies
By Robert Quillen

You seldom see an old man in halfng tobacco smoke because few inhalers last long enough to get old.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

The dear creatures may become masculine in other respects, but they can't develop whiskers or a respect for rules
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

No wonder everything has gone to the bad. MT. Hoover has all the $lo0,000 men hunting facts.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

A princess isn't 50 lucky at that. King Carol is planning to marry one of them.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

right on the highway as motorists.
 Returning to the first premise, the pedestrian with a flashlight at night is q lifesaver along the high ways.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

At least, he isn't trying to get the nomination because he has been omebody's friend.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Lawyers aren't useless. If there were no lawyers, think how much we'd have to spend for new jails.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

The only profitable advertising medi7m In the City. Circulation books and preA room alvays open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11
N.mh., of tbe Associated Press

Member oK tho AhSOcIHteu FFen The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

People who think there is no such thing as love arc partly right. There isn't for that kind of people.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Theres must be some trashy liter ature. If there was no food except meat, infants would starve.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

The Herald is on sale daily in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times square; schultz's Newsstand. Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Americanism: Despising the traitorous pioneers who sold guns to the Indians; selling foreigners ma Chimes to make articles formerly made only by American workers.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

This Massachusetts mpaign-in- teresting and hot.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Why isn't racketeering glorious" too? It includes lying and stealing and killing, just as war does.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

The general attitude toward Rus sia seems to be that rogue should be forgiven if you need his business,
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Sport without effort wasn't in- vented by the golfette people. Heavyweight fighters got the idea first.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Other evidence to be considered is the fact that the accused hires a lawyer usually hired by guilty men.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

You must be above 40 to enjoy the humorous magazine. For young CT people the jokes arouse no ten- der memories.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

You never hear people bowling for liberty because a law interiors with being good.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Short history of man: A few years wishing he could be naughty: a few years of being naughty; a few years of wishing he hadn't.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

What if a bootlegger did contri- bute to the campaign fund of Five and-ten Jones? If man is licking your competitor, it-is only fair te hold his coat.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

It isn't as bad as it seems, though. A lot of these fellows who seem to be doing nothing arc doing it for the Government
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Chicago plans to eliminate unnec- essary noise in it's new subways.
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11
TELEPHONE CALLS

Budness Oflics ..... 935
 Editorial Rooms .... 926
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Correct this sentence T loathe your radical beliefs" said the judge but that won't influence me in fix. ing your sentence"
 Copyright, 1880. Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

New Britain Herald HERALD PuBLIsHINo COMPANY New Britain. Connecticut Issued Daily Sunday E1eepted) At Herald Blds.. q Church Street sUBscRIPTIoN RATES ss.sS . Year
 33oo Three Xonths
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New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

tHe PcucotridH Nitii d lldSnllSnt u night is q lifesaver along the high, Facts ondEancies
 By Robert Cullen
 You seldom see an old man in. haling tobacco smoke because few inhalers last long enough to get old
 No wonder everything has gone to the bad. MT. Hoover has all the $lo0.00O men hunting facts.
 A princess isn't 50 lucky at that King Carol is planning to marry one of them.
 Lawyers aren't useless. If there were no lawyers, think how much we'd have to spend for new jails.
 Theres must be some trashy liter. ature. If there was no food except meat, infants would starve.
 The dear creatures may become masculine in other respects, but they can't develop whiskers or a respect for rules.
 The general attitude toward Rus sia seems to be that a rogue should be forgiven if you need his business
 Sport without effort wasn't in. vented by the golfette people Heavyweight fighters got the idea first. ..
 You never hear people bowling for liberty because a law interfers with being good.
 Americanism: Despising the traitorous pioneers who sold guns to the Indians; selling foreigners ma Chimes to make articles formerly made only by American workers.
 Other evidence to be considered is the fact that the accused hires a lawyer usually hired by guilty men.
 People who think there is no such thing as love arc partly right. There isn't for that kind of people.
 Why isn't racketeering "glorious, !" too? It includes lying and stealing and killing. just as war does.
 You must be above 40 to enjoy the humorous magazine. For young CT people the jokes arouse no ten- der memories.
 Short history of man: A few years wishing he could be naughty: a few years of being naughty; few years of wishing he hadn't.
 It isn't as bad as it seems, though. A lot of these fellows who seem to be doing nothing arc doing it for the Government.
 What If bootlegger did contri- bute to the campaign fund of Five and-ten Jones? If man is licking your competitor, it-is only fair te hold his coat.
 Correct this sentence: T loathe your radical beliefs" said the judge but that won't influence me in fix. ing your sentence"
 Copyright, 1880, Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1930-09-11

Sea food window card on filth st.: "Our fish are unapproachable! 7" They are like that in Fulton market on hot days.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
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Rosh Ha-Shanah
Postscript
By JORGE

We are always under estimating the Right
danger. After writing that one girl from the
Daily Worker business Office had got sick"
Rosh ha-shanah, bless me if it wasn't two girls
and one boy, and not only one girl nor did they
give out any salami about getting sick"
Incidentally, 1t seems that the printshop is full
Of Right danger also. Did you notice that on
Rosh ha-shanah that "Red Sparks was printed
over half the back page, and in Jewish style,
reading from right to left? The printers Yid-
disher devil did that
1t wasn't our fault. We got that piece of bad
luck probably from not kissing the Mazuziss
which the comrades who formerly occupied our
fiat left nailed to the right door casing.
Perhaps you wonder why the Jews have two
days of New Year. We did, and were informed
that they got their dates mixed. Not being
which of the two days was New Year Day. they
settled the matter by celebrating both. Father
Jehovah is neglectful of his children, spelling
day of good business like that.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
A Shameful Unity of Traitors

ciated Press he gave out story in which he
stabs the Centraia prisoners in the back
In this statement he informed the Associated
Press that he told the high court yesterday he
would renounce all the principles which caused
his disbarment" In his petition for reinstatement
he wrote:
81 have lived a life of probity, industry and
sobriety since my disbarment. 1 have been
than sufficiently punished for the ex-
IRENE utterances made during the heat and
fervor of public speeches made on social,
political and economic issues
In the spirit of the leadership of such in
dividual as this the IWW Centrala Publicity
Committee of which Elmer Smith is chairman
eliminated every trace of class action from the
case and presented, with every resource of their
command, the mobilization of the workers. With
such agents to help them, the bosses found it
possible to keep the Centralia prisoners incarce-
rated with little difficulty.
When McInerny died, Yetta Stromberg the
Seattle District Organizer of the LID, herself
sentenced to ten years Imprisonment for work
ing class activity, headed committee of three
to visit the IWW Arrangements Committee to
ask for permission to participate with speakers,
etc. in the funeral. The officials of the IWW
passed the buck from to another, but finally
the chairman of the Arrangements Committee
gathered enough courage to tell Yetta Stromberg
that he could not grant her request because "the
program is all arranged and cannot be changed"
When the LID committee asked for permission
to formally present wreath of flowers, even this
was denied The automobiles which were in the
funeral procession did not carry a single slogan
or class demand. Singing other demonstra-
lions the part of the workers systemat-
cally suppressed. The LID delegation asked that
the RED Flag be sung. The IWW through the
attorney, Elmer Smith, answered, ~ think not,
for there many people here who not from
Centralia and they would not understand and
since get lot Of support from them,
not do it,"
Although there room on the program
for message of class solidarity there room
for Captain Edward Patrick Coll, former officer
and now member of the American Legion who
made characteristic patriotic and sentimental
speech differing in way from the public letters
which he from time to time wrote on this case.
One of these letters pleased the Centralia
Publicity Committee that they published 1t in
leafiet form in their own name. The following
excerpts indicate the utter degeneracy of the
IWW into a reactonary and event patriotic
body:
"No will point the finger of scorn
at the physical courage Of the Legion. The
question is, has each Of the moral
Drawn to stand by the constitution of the
Legion~and Of our courageous opposition to
those who are guided by mob violence"
In New York. the National Office of the Inter-
national Labor Defense already had an indica-
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
Canine Chauvinism

Remember how Mr. S. Alexander of Long
Beach, Calf. became indignant at our "anthro-
pocentric chauvinism?"
Well, a friend of Red Sparks" sent us in
clipping, which tells how nicely the dogs of high
society are getting along while proetarian dogs,
not to mention the proletarians themselves are
starving.
You see, capitalist society is so wonderful that
1t corrupts even the dogs teaches them property
rights and introduces a caste system among
CANNES. How dare a poor shivering in the
street even look at let alone lay dirty paw
the combed and perfurhed Pomeranian pup of the
lady in the Rolls Royce?
But disagree. The contributor sends a.
clipping from last months paper, when the
biity Of the nations capital city were taking
their vacations. Here's what 1t said
WASHINGTON, Aug. 10 (AP).-Dogs OF
capital society vacationing at the
shore and mountains along with their folks
or are boarding out at fashionable kennels
at Silver Springs, Nd.
Washington is great dog-lover town.
From the White House on down, nearly
every family of prominence has one or more
priced canine pets.
IF hot weather develops Ills, the dogs
given the best of care. Veterinary bills for
family often run into several hundred
dollars for the summer
These, workers, are the people who are fght>
ing tooth and nail against real unemployment
insurance, to prevent workers from eating and
workers babies from dying of starvation and
disease!
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
BY H. RAYMOND


& The economic crises which began sweeping
across America last November has long ago
reached international proportions. 1t has seri-
ously affected the social order of every capitalist
country in the world. and instead of the crisis
being uquidated, the capitalist economists pre-
dicted. 1t LIS becoming deeper and deeper as the
days roll by.
At present there are 100000 workers unem-
ployed in America and 25,000000 throughout the
capitalist world. These workers are facing
starvation and misery, and the capitalist bosses
have scorned the idea of unemployment insur-
ance and have offered instead jails and fake
charity proposals. For those who are still
ployed terrific speed up and sharp wage cuts is
the order of the day.
Marine Workers Hit
One of the most exploited sections of the whole
working class, section upon which the burden
OF the crisis bears with a most brutal weight, is
the marine workers. This includes seamen, long
shoremen and harbor workers.
m every ocean port in America thousands of
seanen, longshoremen and harbor workers walk
the streets looking for Jobs. Shipping has fallen
of 80 per cent. New labor saving devices-the
Sperry gyroscopic compass which takes the place
OF the seaman at the helm, at the total mainte-
nance cost of 81 cents a day; belt-loading de-
Woes. etc, are constantly releasing more and
more marine workers from the marine industry.
d eysxx port the dock gangs have been re-
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
Nav We Butt In?

That was hot rejoinder the New Masses
got for speaking slightingly of the International
Publishers, wasn't it?
And 1t was a splendid comeback that Comrads
Bedacht gave when he said that the New
Masses clique might learn something If it would
read the books published by the international
Publishers.
We in favor of that, but lots more in favor
of having several thousand workers read them
We opine that Bedacht is too optimistic what
the New Masses" folks might learn They know
everything already. But we would interject that
Comrade Bedacht might do greater service II
he would induce the International Publishers to
print the books of Marx and Lenin at prices not
beyond the reach Of everybody except the man.
ager of the International Publishers and the
dilettante New Masses" group.
There lots Of workers who might buy
Lenin's books, If printed on simple newsprint in
paper cover and sold for about IS cents. And
don't imagine that Lenin wrote his stuff
an art for arts sake" basis of water marked
egg-shen paper and beautiful bindings. He prob
ably expected even such poorly paid ducks
the Daily Worker staff writers to get his books.
AS it is, they the exclusive property of
members of the secretariat and Comrade Tracht-
enberg.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
Crisis Hits Marine Workers

duced and the drafts have been increased. Speed
up and the introduction of new loading nachi-
merry has MANNED and killed thousands of long
shoremen and permanently disemployed thou
sands more.
On the the situation is the same. Fewer
seamen are required to carry the cargoes. The
pay most American ships is at the low rate
of S55 month for an able seaman.
The living quarters are veritable hog pens, with
jail house hunks and little no linen and the
food is of the vilest sort imaginable Slave drv-
ing captains and bull doing mates and engineers
strut the decks of the majority of American ships
fntimidating seamen by threats of fines and Jail.
High tyranny exists almost every ship in
owners preparing to cut the already meagre
wages of the enslaved seamen The longshore-
men, in spite of the fake agreement of the T. L. A.
facing similar wage cuts.
The Marine Workers Industrial Union is
ganizing seamen and longshoremen TO strike
against these wage cuts and for an increase in
pay The MWIU is exposing the fascist role of
the J. l.. A. and their sell out methods. The
MWIU fights for better conditions on the ships,
for ship committees on every ship and dock COM
mittees on every deck. The MWIU is fighting for
immediate unemployment insurance and against
the whole rotten capitalist system which has
misery.
Seamen longshoremen! Prepare to fight for
better conditions and pay. Don't starve-fght
for immediate unemployment insurance! Join
the Marine Workers Industrial Unioni
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1930-09-29
PRE- -PLENUM DISCUSSION
YOUNG COMMUNIST LEAGUE, U. s. A.
Along the Front
Some News from the Cleveland Shock Front

We can record the following concrete results
We took in during the last two weeks twenty-one
members, nineteen in Cleveland and two in
Akron The number is not so high, but the
sources where took them in from well as
their composition is good indeed. Alongside with
increasing our membership we strengthened our
selves in such important organizations as the
Labor Sports Union and the National Guards.
These comrades bringing In with them an
entirely different spirit, willingness and readiness
to work. 1t will be our task to Undue the old
membership with this spirit of the young
workers INCUR League. AS one of the means OF
keeping them, we Immediately organizing
beginners class which starts this Saturday.
On the first beginning has been made in fac
tory work. One shop paper issued by the Day
ton unit couple of successful meetings in
front of the Mechanical Rubber factory in Cleve-
land, and the distribution of a special 1nterna-
tional Youth Day Negro leafet at the Independ-
ent Towel. We have shop nucleus in the
Independent Towel, where all are young Negro
girls.
A good start has been made the Young
Worker. Within a period of six days we have