Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-12

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Women have no fair chance
q in the business world yet. To say I
u they have is just 'Pollyanna
talk {
Get women together and they
talk about women. Get men to-
gether and they talk about wo-
men"
Ruth Waterbury. writer.
AIOW that the ladies have gone
IN the next visitors to the Valley
in group formation will be the
State Press Association members.
They are flocking to Corpus Christi
today, ITO being aboard the special
train which passed through San
Antonio enroute.
Saturday the ITO scribes will
swarm into Reynosa for a ban
quet there and Sunday the local
editors will drive them over the VAL
ley.
The majority of these editors are
from the smaller Texas papers and
when they return they are going TO
tell all about their trip. An editor
cannot help doing SO, as witness
Arkansas.
AS a result many in Texas will be
told things of their own southermost
corner Of the state they did not
know before. There are still many
in this state. who do not know that
California has been surpassed. even
in the 'unusual"-as witness the
rains.
rPEAKING of rains. steererS Of
~ Brownsville sandyachts these
days are faced with quite a prob
lem. That is those. who maintain
lightly graveled driveways into their
garages.
Every night one has to decide
whether to try to creep into the
shed and get stuck, OF to make a run
for It and tear down the door when
the sandyacht swerves.
IA ANIMATED Annie says there are
"a many things which make the
world 60 round. but high rents
have something to do with its NOV
ing.
CAT by z. A. Rosenthal at lunch
yesterday, and over the regula-
ton desert Of ice e at the
e Jardin hotel heard that the street
signs have been purchased for
Brownsville.
That brings Joy to the souls Of
many. There is nothing like asking
for what you want. Now as soon
as they gS them up. so everybody
can drive anywhere at night-with-
out getting out and knocking on
doors TO ask where they rev
want to extend heartiest congratu-
lations to the city commissioners.
nOCTOR w. E. Reynolds of Cor
pus Christi in a very interesting
address is telling local civic
clubs how to eat without digging
your grave with your own teeth.
teeth.
The doctor passed out a little for
mula to the Rotarians, which We
think well TO pass on 10 others:
AN apple a day will keep the doc
tor away. a head Of cabbage will
keep the dentist away. and an onion
a day will keep everybody away"
About the ony time false teeth
really appealed TO the engineer Of
this column was when the advice
came that 70 avoid them you must
eat q head Of raw cabbage a day.
HEARD Arkansas mentioned in a
crowd yesterday and some one
Sniggered.
Now, some times Arkansas is no
laughing matter. Man came along
I'D in the Ozarks and asked a little
bow where his father might be
found. Little boy said he couldn't
!. tell. Man offered him a dollar to
tell. He got the information and
started off towards the thicket.
Wait a minute-I want my dol
lar" said the boy.
L will give it 10 you when ] come
back" said the man.
mo. / want IL now-you see you
are not coming back"
TO-DAY is the day the contract
will be awarded for the addition
TO the county jail.
And aside from the big port pro-
position we have with us Judge II.
L. Yates circulating a petition TO
get the R~angerville and Military
roads paved.
What are the editors going 10 find
10 discuss on dull days when that
Rangerville road IS paved?
FOUND ON THE WIRES
NEW YORK-Pianos have tenn
rerance, each one Of its own. No
one can play a piece on a piano
tle same way twice. IN setting this
nth at a convention OF music
Industries William Braid White,
acoustics expert, said the piano is
,he most intelligent. most versatile
and most musical instruments.
SHANGHAI-The old German
church in the consulate area,
81 the first places OF Christian
Worship in China. is 70 be razed
far a s l,500.o0o movie palace which
viii have talkies from IL a. m, till
after midnight.
NEW YORK-Abraham Cohen.
randy merchant, is a brave man. A
negro pointed a pistol at him. seized
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