Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-07-11

Why let Herbert Hoover go TO
Florida? We car offer him better
sport and added to it some power
full moonlight and sweet humming
guitars.
When we get our fine hotels the
money spending fishermen are COM
ing, folks.
MINATED Annie says the biggest
n fish she knows grow on land.
HAVING e some Of the so-called
famous outing places. the engi-
neer Of this column realizes
THAT their greatest advantage over
what the Valley has to offer is most
ly in printers ink and word Of
mouth.
Here's hoping The Herald can
spread the news a bit. Its recent
special edition went to many parts
of the world. Mexico got 5000,
Alaska a few, Buenos Aires a few,
and one or two TO Dover, England.
That much for distance: and ex-
actly fifty-four letters Of commend
alton on the product have been re-
ceived. ont TO mention some editor
ial comment by various papers in
Texas.
This is not Intentional Dragging,
but as the rooster said when he
showed the hens the ostrich egg,
Just TO point out what Is being done
IN other parts.
TTTHILE the candidates are she'll
Nv ing the woods. most Of them di-
recting their fire at Ross Ster-
ling Of Houston = for fear a real
big and successful business man
will be elected governor of Texas :
preparations are going merrily on
locally for election night on July
IS.
The Brownsville Herald, as has
been its custom. will have a special
wire bringing its readers the re-
turns. A party will be given for
all those who wish TO come and hear
the reports. incidentally the special
wire alone costs 5000, but that is
merely another service The Herald
performs for the public.
Come on down and root for your
favorite candidate.
The only sad thing about the
whole thing IS that some of the
candidates, II their campaign asser-
tions are TO be believed. will be ter
ribly surprised when they are not
elected.
EROM what we can gather r. B.
N Creager still seems 70 have some
influence at Washington despite
Mr.. Brookhart TO the contrary not
withstanding.
While preparations were merrily
going along to get the pen Chairman
Longworth used to sign the rivers
and harbors bill. Mr.. Creager. today.
suddenly shows UP with the pen the
President took in nand to place his
name on the document.
Now, we have two pens to hang
on chamber OF commerce walls.
yXTTSH this over-production Of oil
WV would stop so that the major
w company. or companies, can 60
ahead and open up that Starr
ty field. But it IS no use TO throw
it on the market at a small price.
That is what the engineer of this
column thinks Of the situation Up
there
FOUND ON THE WIRES
OYSTER BAY, N. Y. - A grand
daughter of the late Theodore
Roosevelt will make her debut
1rxt September. Miss Grace Rode-
Slt. whose father Is governor OF
Porto Rico. will be introduced at a
supper dance at the home Of her
Uncle Kermit.
ROOSEVELT FIELD. N. Y.-vio-
La Gentry. who SlEtained fractures
of the skull and shoulders a year
1go last June in ar endurance
Slght. is determined to fly again.
Her injuries have not healed suffi-
GENTLY for her to be a pilot. but she
has gone up as a passenger and the
trip made her feel better.
NEWARK. N. J.-Federal prohibit
ton agents have been testing drinks
on the spot. Into suspected restau-
rants they have been taking a vio-
lin case, opening it. taking clt a
device called an ebuliometer. and
treating IL 10 beverages. II shows
forthwith what the alcoholic con-
tex Is.