New Britain herald., 1930-08-29

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 while strolling: How many remem-
 Der when a mantle scarf was a i 'throws?' An auto license plate |. l 13-sounds like submarine. What
 became of Frederic and Fanny Hat
 ton? Tweedy boys who say How i judew," Surprise for beauty pick
 er-the brunette manageress at ! Schrafft's on the avenue near 46th. 1 Robert Garland, a Baltimore, Med. boy. who made good in the city. ! Very few ladies know how to wear neck furs. Jefferson Machamer. the i artist. Rheumy-eycd old roues who totteT 10 leg show matinees Then sit down front and doze Second hand auto-SS.9O. A new cabaret i Hot Ashes
 Restaurant offers menus for chil-
 dren. A Chinese laundryman-Sinc Sing. William Lyon Phelps. the
 critic. Sign; "Pent house for quiet
 bachelor Leslie Howard or his 1 double. Those two polite traffic cops . at Madison avenue and 6th street Wish Ben Bernie would come back
 to town.
 A cake of bath soap-SS. I used
 10 have room and bath weekly for
 that at the Gerdes in Cincinnati. The antique shop society speak easy. Julia Marlowe turning into her Park Avenue apartment house Margoli
 Gilmore has q look Of perpetual
 surprise. Like Ring Lardner.
 Wrecking sign: This building must be down in 80 days or we lose
 $25.000." I've a notion to take off my coat and help. Wonder what Helen Morgan would charge 10 sing 10 me an hour or so? Justine Hall, who used to go 10 school with our gang and doesn't look 30, Zoe Beck ley.
 Ladies who wear white orchids to luncheons. The avenue is 10 have a bird shop called The Audobon." " Maury Paul breezing along Gloomy side street Russia cafes but tres cher. For q $250 cover charge they give you the Volga boat thing and q sitting down kick out dancer.
 The St Thomas garsoyles. And Latin inscription on the University club. Bow-legged mon in butter bean shaped riding pants. And rcd 1. vests Sigmund Romberg, the com l poser Who used 10 play the piano ! in Buetanoby's basement. And now roosts in an avenue sky castle.
 Devastating changes come to Tin |. Pan Alley with the talkie theme . song A tune such as 'AleXander's ] Raetme Band" used 10 last a year. A hit tune often sold in remote . areas ten years after publication. The radio stopped that. Even mis- cry song is lucky to last two months, . thank heavens.
 Kin Hubbard's 1s96 observation the only way to cross 2 crowded . New York street was 10 lead cow is more fitting than ever. I saw gentleman almost test the immor- tality Of his soul under four differ : ent autos this morning crossing ] ai+ n '' 4A' q ''A!I 9'I '.f|t' ou made fl" I congratulated with a fluttelr Ed Wynn laugh and my customary goodness for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. And the way he looked me over ] know better than eyer there is something more the matter with me than just splay ffet,
 The idea has likely been olabor- 8tcd, but after years Of irving 10 cross fifth avenue il might be com ical 10 call it Fit avenue." Never mind, you can't expect 10 die laugh ing after each paragraph.
 At one Of those 6O-ccnt soda wa ter salons where q slight puff of sweetcncd wind is served by wait CT with gold epaulots. they now charge , cents extra for straws = straws that will not even Gives sucker an even break. II won't be