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The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

w. w. Ballard and Miss Mana
Ballard were Roberts visitors Sat-
urday.
j. f. Hatten of Joliet visited at
the Joe Obert, ST., home Thursday.
Leo Weber of Powell, Wye,
visited with relatives here Satur-
day.
Little Miss Ruth DeVries visit
ed last week at the Henry Brink
ema home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wallila mot
ored to Roberts Wednesday.
Mrs. Leila Weber and w. B.
Thompson of Powell called at the
c. Y. Clark home Tuesday.
A number of farmers in this VIC
unity are stacking hay.
Mrs. Harry Clark and children
Mildred and Harold, visited at the
c. A. 0lels home Wednesday.
Mrs. Baptist Obert has been ON
the sick list the past week.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Mathematical Dog

The story of a retriever dog that
could do mathematics was told by
DR.. William Noodle of Islington.
England. to the National Council
for Mental Hygiene. His MASTER
said Doctor Noodle, was mathe-
matician. and used to take de-
light in asking the dog a simple
question in arithmetic. 1t would
answer by barking the requisite
number of times. The dog would
tell you what was the square root
of nine, what two and three made
and so on. This mathematician had
no idea himself how he gave the
dog the signal, and observers who
watched him carefully could see no
signal given. The dog gazed in
tently into his masters face and
never failed to bark the requisite
number of times"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
THE JUMPER FROCK

The jumper frock is with us again
and this time with some details that
are the last word in chic This one
is of yellow shantung with blouse
Of sheer handkerchief linen to match.
Jaunty, fared epaulets cover the
shoulders and the front is cut out in
deep V. Decorative godets are in
serted in front, while the skirt flares
IN back by virtue of its cut alone
As final casual touch the belt is
notted, not buckled, in front at the
atural waistline. Numbers of love
" skirts and blouses are shown in
he new Pictorial Review Counter
Catalogue displayed by local agents.
Pictorial Printed Patterns. Jumper
Frock No. $500. Sizes IA to AZ.
Blouse No. 5287. Sizes IA to 46.
Zach IS cents.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Temperature Variations

1t is fact that the sun is near
er the earth in winter than in sum
mer in the northern hemisphere, but
the difference between the summer
and winter temperatures at a given
place does not depend upon this
fact, as may be seen from the fact
that while it is winter in the north
ern hemisphere it is summer in the
southern. The difference Of tenn
peratures is due to the different
angles at which the suns rays
strike the earth's surface at the
place in summer and in winter.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

besides their daily limit OF BASS pike
and pickerel. no less than seventeen
"muskies" ranging from 10 to 1914 lbs
In 1926 a "muskie" OF 35 pounds
weight. so inches long and 81 inches
In girth was taken IN the main chan
mel OF the French. one mile from tho
bungalow camp.
The French River Bungalow Camp
will open June Is and remain open
until Sept. Is. Jack Strathdee. ita
genial manager. is an experienced OUT
doorsman whose chief delight u
coaching the untnitated In the art OF
lurlng the fish French River also haA
q fine 9-hole golf course SO that de-
yotees OF the royal and ancient game
who are also fond OF fishing need not
entirely forego the former sport In
favor OF the latter.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
a IS LS k!USRiE and
Afc ca PTOS

-Now is the time for all good fisher
men to prepare for that summer trip"
Is an appropriate slogan for disciples
OF Isaac Walton these palmy spring
days a successful fshing trip de-
pends largely upon the careful selec-
ton II location. tackle and even asso-
ciates for many a party has oeen
ruined oy the last-minute introduc-
ton II a wet blanket" to an other
wise congenial collection OF sports
men
One Of the most interesting fishing
streams IA North America is French
River ontario. Canada. 2l5 miles
north OF Toronto on the Canadian
Pacific Railway. This lordly river Is
celebrated as the habitat Of the fight
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Beethoven Died Poor

How many people know that
Beethoven actually died f100 in debt
to the Philharmonic society, who
had sent him the money on his
death-bed, in the hope that they
would be able to play his Tenth
symphony? He acknowledged the
advance by telling them that his
new symphony was lying in his
desk completely sketched." But
the work was never destined to be
finished. 1t was only eight days
later that Beethoven died.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
BUNGALOWS
At ERGUca D1ER

ing muscalunge, one OF the gamest
fish known; huge Great Northern
pike, pickerel. an abundance OF small
mouth and large-mouth black bass
and other finny prizes. To accom-
nodate sportsmen and their families.
a fine bungalow camp-a collection OF
individual cabins centering around
main clubhouse-has been erected on
a cliff overlooking the river. Here the
fisherman and his family can rough
it in comfort" far from the cares and
annoyances OF a work-a-day world
That big "muskies" are plentlful at
French River is proven BY the TACT
that one recent summer monster
muskie weighing SIS pounds was taken
IN the North Channel at tn mouth u
the Wolseley River Also. not long
ago party Of Ohio sportsman caught.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Not for General Public

The general public cannot draw
books from the Library Of Congress.
This privilege is limited to congress
men, persons in public office and a
certain few engaged in special re-
search work. There is, however,
a system of interlibrary loans,
whereby individuals requiring a
book that cannot be ordinarily Sc
cured can obtain it from the Library
of Congress by arrangement with
the librarian of their own public IL
brary. Such books cannot be taken
to the home of the borrower, but
must be consulted in the public Ii
brary.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Victory

-year-old Dorothy is still hav-
ing difficulties with the English Ian
guage. The word handkerchief"
is one she constantly evades, in
sisting on using the shorter and
much simpler word mo"
One evening when her parents
were entertaining company, Doro-
thy's synonym for handkerchief
was the topic of discussion. Dor
othy, who was we'll aware of this,
and wished to appear grown up, in
terrupted: Mother, I amt gonna
say mo no more; I'm gonna say
'hankerfsh.'
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Washin gton's First Portrait

Charles Wilson Peale made the
earliest portrait of George Wash
ington. Altogether he made IA like
nesses of Washington, the earliest
of Which represents him In the uni
form of Virginia regiment. 1t Is
the only one in existence of those
painted before the Revolution.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
CousinlY Relationship

A cousin german is a first cousin
or own cousin; namely, the child
of ones uncle or aunt. The word
german" here signifies that the
person in question is from the
same germ" or stock. Many per-
sons enormously speak of cousins
"germane. "Germane' differs
from german" both in meaning
and pronunciation = Pathfinder
Magazine.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
The Pastor S avs:

Lovely thoughts are more beautl-
flying than cosmetics.
Science without religion, devoid OF
wings, sinks into materialism, while
religion without science, lacking
legs, scars off into superstition
John Andrew Holmes.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

Alene, shopped in Red Lodge Sat
urday.
Mrs. G. V. Clark spent few
days last week with relatives at
Powell, Wyo.
Floyd Huddleston visited with
friends in Red Lodge Sunday.
T. c. Schrumpf and family were
in Roberts Saturday.
Quite a few from this vicinity
attended the baseball game in
Roberts Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Olels, daugh-
ters, Iretha and Janita Olels, were
Red Lodge visitors Saturday.
Miss Edna Bjordahl, who works
near Elk Basin, Wyo., spent last
week at the home of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Bjordahl.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Kisinger
and children were in Roberts the
last of the week.
c. C. Pierce and son Buddy oil
Bridger called at the Ned Russell
home Tuesday.
Those who We're in Red Lodge
Sunday from this vicinity were
Carl Loyning and family, Ernest
Kemp, Mr.. and Mrs. George Trey
man, Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Sekora, Ed
Hansen and family, Harry Clark
and family and Lee Clark.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
We're Growing

A baby is born every 10 seconds
In this country. This shows how
much the country has grown since
P. T. Barnum's day.-Boston Tran
script.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

f or m by the
S i d e t h e
road-tlunder-
ing boots on
the Sleepy Hol.
low highway
and I C h a b 0 Ii
fleeing in cor
fus e d terror
before this ter
rible monster.
If Ichabod had
only k II 0 W n
that his hob
Goblin LIZ. IN
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Daily Thouent

Our greatest glory consists moi
In never failing but in rising every
time we fall.-0liver Goldsmith.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
CHERRY SPRINGS
Especial Correspondence

Henri DeWitte called at the
Herman DeVries home Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Obert and
daughter Mary spent a few days
last week in Joliet.
Mrs. Ed Hansen and daughter,
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
IF IcHApOD Crane
HAD A FLASHLIGHT
hOrSenlan,
BY JOHN c. LONSDALE
President American Bankers
Association

txTE ALL remember the story OF
Wv Ichabod Crane and the headiess
horseman. There was the dark
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
JOLIET
Especial Correspondence

Mesdames B. d. Bell and L. j.
Williams shopped in Billings Fri
day.
Mrs. H. C. Wilcox entertained
the Guild at her ranch home last
Thursday. A large crowd was in
attendance.
Miss Elizabeth Duffield was
hostess to the Bridge Nuts We'd
nesday evening, complimentary to
her sister, Mrs. B. e. Hays of
Wenatchee, Wash.
Mrs. Cliff Watson left Friday to
Join her husband, who has en-
ployment in North Platte, Nebr.
Her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Egli, motored to Billings with her
where she entrained.
Mrs. Hattie Young was Bill
ings visitor one day this week.
Mrs. E. W. Talmage transacted
business in Red Lodge Monday.
W. Stewart of Fromberg and
John Hobbs of Belfry attended to
business for the Montana Power
Co., in Joliet Monday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03
Avoid First Sin

Be not familiar with the idea of
wrong, for sin in fancy mothers
many an ugly faet.-Theodore
Parker.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Hercher and
son Adam of Bridger were Joliet
callers Sunday.
Mrs. J. G. Monahan went to
Laurel Saturday. returning Mon
day. Mrs. Monahan visited at the
w. r. Hogater home.
Mrs. S. W. Laughery was hostess
to the Sunshine club, Tuesday af-
ternoon.
Mrs. D. MeLouchlin and grand
son are visiting at the Helmar
Looming ranch at Warren this
week.
Mrs. Allen Weaver and son,
John Allen of Red Lodge, visited
at the E. J. Meyer home Monday.
Mrs. Henry Haddox and Miss
Edna Meyer motored to Billings
Friday and brought Miss Lillian
Meyer home for the week end.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03


wheel
tons
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

Mesdames B. d. Bell and L. j..
Williams shopped in Billings Fri
day.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

Mrs. Hattie Young was a Bill
ings visitor one day this week.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

Mrs. Baptist Obert has been ON
the sick list the past week.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

c. c. Pierce and son Buddy of
Bridger called at the Ned Russell
home Tuesday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

Mrs. E. W. Talmage transacted
business in Red Lodge Monday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1930-07-03

A number of farmers in this VIC
unity are stacking hay.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

English cloth manufacturers are
opposing the threatened style Of no
cuffs on trousers because 1t will
mean the use OF less cloth.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
The Once Over
ON THE TELEvIsIc- TELEPHONE
BIZ e I. PHILLIPS


Copyright. 1880. by The Associated Newspapers)
He: Hello. CentralI Give me Main 5673.
Central: Who do you wish to SEE there?
He: Miss Mabel Gump.
Central tafter a few second): Here's your party.
He docking intently into the ikonophone for the
image: Hello .... Is this you Mabel? 49,. What?
-. Central -. Centrall You've given me a man
with a red beard 80. What kind Of service Is this?
Central: ! didn't give you any man with q red
beard.
He: Why he's right here on the ikonophone. I
asked for a lady 80. Miss Mabel Geemp go. Main
5673.
Mabel Gas the connection Is suddenly Strengthened
CUT: Hello.
He: This is Gideon. I've had a lot of trouble
getting you.
Mabel: I've been here all the time. but couldn't
make out who you were. You looked like an aire-
dale.
He: The wires must have been crossed, I guess.
Well, how are you? You look pale.
Mabel: But I'm not pale. The telephone always
makes me look that way. / guess ! have the sort Of
face that doesn't phone well.
He: Can you see me all right?
Mabel: No. your face is very indistinct.
He digging the hook: Is that any better?
Mabel: You look awfully funny now. The whole
top OF your head is missing.
He startled: Really?
Mabel: 1 can't see anything above your eyes.
He: Well, it must be a bad connection or some
thing.
Central Quitting in on Mabels end): Did you get
your party?
Mabel: Only his lower features.
Central: Therel Is that any better?
Mabel: Yes. I see him quite well now, with the ex-
ception Of one ear. His left ear Is missing.
Central: Are you sure he has a left ear?
Mabel: or course he has a left ear.
He: What's that about my left ear. Mabel?
Mabel: Central wants to know If you have a left
ear. 1t doesn't seem to come over the wire at all.
He (peevishly): It's the rotten telephone service.
This morning it was my right ear that wasn't trans
mitted. A gew moments ago my face was telephoned
to a friend with my nose off. It's most embarrassing
Mabel with a sudden scream: Oh! What's hap
pened now?
He Cpuzzled): Nothing. Why?
Mabel: Your chin has gonel
He Geassurngly): My chin is all right, dear. Just
a minute. Centrali Central
Central: Number, please?
He: Something's happened to the wire again. Ny
face is being telephoned with the chin missing.
Mabel alarmed again: OH OH Wingate! All
I see now is your neck. Just your neck with no head
on ii.
He Gin exasperation): Oh. hell. Mabel What's
the use? Wen Just talk without the t~elevision. We
can exchange photographs by mail!
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
Ferguson Throws Down The
Gauntlet

On the day in the not remote past that the SEN
ate high court Of impeachment returned a verdict Of
custer and Acknowledgement against James E. Fergu-
son former Senator William A. Hanger his chief
counsel, remarked to a newspaper writer, This IS
crucifixion as well as forfeiture Of high office and
confiscation of citizenship rights. Fergusonism will
be an issue in the politics of Texas until James
+. Ferguson finds a home in the cemetery"
Those who have read the record made throughout
the years will look upon the prophecy Of Hanger 10
years ago as the prediction of a real political prophet.
Now, In a remarkable address TO the people, strictly
Fergusonian in wording and style, the former govern
or has declared "the existence Of a conspiracy 70 bar
mis- name from the primary ballot by the state COM
mittee on the eve Of the primary election"
Hence. he declares his intention 10 apply for a writ
of mandamus to the supreme court of Texas to COM
pei the state committee to place his name on the
ballot as a candidate for nomination for governor
This will force the issue &C an early date. Then II
will be for the supreme court to pass on the verdict
of the high court of impeachment as well as an am
nesty act Of the legislature which was voted by law
makers and signed by Mrs. Miriam A. Ferguson while
governor of the state.
It will be a review, no doubt. OF Ferguson from MS
custer from office until the present day. II he tais
to win q high court decision he makes bold 10 say
that the name Of Mrs. Ferguson viii go on the Official
ballot as a candidate for governor and thus, Tor q
NAAA~f 0@
dication Of Farmer Jim.
His address is an interesting contribution to the
political literature Of the year. 1t covers his organi-
zation and leadership Of the American party which
was born one year and died the next; his candidacy
for the United states senate against Earle 3. May
field: his surprising declaration that he did not bolt
the nomination of Mayfield in that year after SUI
preme court had ordered the name OF Mayfield placed
on the official ballot. He did not bolt, but he frankly
admits that he did not cast a ballot Tor or against
Mayfield on general election day
Now the political observers. as well as political
prophets. are asking is this 70 be another fight 70
the last ditch between the followers OF Moody and
the followers Of the Fergusons until the ballots cast
on November election day are counted and the re-
turns of the election made known to the people of
Texas? "
To quote from the militant vocabulary Of the late
.Rev DR.. George G. Rankin. greatest Of pro leaders
If his day. ION viii the battle" This is a free COM
monwealth. and every qualified citizen should be the
master of mistress Of one snow flake ballot that reg
listers the verdict Of the people on the big day Of
political rioting.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
7M Nam STEM
Intimate Glimpses of the Valleys Alley
BY J.. r.

The churches will be crowded.
and special Easter services will be
held all over the Valley. This Is one
day golf clubs. tennis racketS. and
bathing suits will Be forgotten I'M
til the afternoon rolls around.
When you go TO your church.
stop a second and pity the poor
Russians. who will spend Easter
burning icons and breaking church
windows. with nothing but an
empty spot In their souls, a vacancy
in their minds.
The soothing peace religion brings
will be substituted with the unrest
of a~gnoSticlsm.
The ignorant peasants have some
how connected religion with the
hated aristocracy, and in their at
tempt to abolish and destroy tie
noblemen they have instead severed
their connections with religion,
that which l. the peasants great
est solace.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

Thirty workers in q proposed fac
tory at Knislinge, Sweden, are ex-
pected to produce 100000 pairs Of
silk hosiery a year.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
Along Elizabeth

Along Elizabeth
Ed Box. automobile salesman.
trying TO sell a ~.exerting
high pressure. tom Stevenson.
another one of thsoe things.
talking about books. and slick
book statesmen. DR.. r. II. Els
aman !. trying TO find a parking
space....I. Dorfman- looking at
a diamond. John @. Fernandez.
. back from the East renewing
acquaintance. saying "hello"....
ell senior Egly....at the post Of
flee. -. selling stamps. 49,. counting
change for a nickel. -. 5. Ford.
...going to his Office. very
thoughtfully. ...R. A. Hightower.
stretching his legs....up the main
Stem....
Days News
If you read Fridays Herald, you
noticed that Herbert Hoover, pre-
sident of the United States. Is
beginning to believe that prohibit
ton is all wet.
Rather. he Is beginning 10 doubt
the possibility OF successfully en-
forcing the 18th Amendment.
Prohibition has taken a back sea.
recently, with the drys keeping
quiet and letting things roll along
But the country Is getting so wet,
according to the Literary Diges. 5
straw vote. that they will soon have
to get car and row along.
And IL was announced Friday
that Brownsville was going To
play Santa Claus to northern Mex
leo and buy them a nice, cute little
railroad, with cars, engines, and
everything.
This, OF course. Is the right at
titude. and the sentiment express
ed Is indeed praiseworthy, but when
the city experiences difficulty in
raising the money 20 provide for
the necessary and inexpensive street
markers. we find that the purchase
OF q complete railroad Is rather
improbable. Or, IL IL Is really being
considered, very, very thoughtless
OF the city officials In the way they
use the city's money.
The Rio Grande is coming UP,
The pessimists who have been
predicting that ID would fall down
and go dry have now lost their pet
grippe" However. you can't down
the pesSimists. and they are now
preSaging a flood.
The peSsimist Is the paradox OF
the human race. He isn't happy un-
less he's sad.
Today Is Easter. In case you've
forgotten. Which Is unlikely. The
children, clamoring for eggs the
rabbits kindly lay once a year,
wake you UP early. and then all
day long scatter colored eggshells
all over the floors.
Then, too. the women dong may
they nve) wear new dresses that
make the Easter eggs ashamed oil
themselves. "A red egg will Away:
find a redder dress somewhere.
And men. In straw hats and pam
amaS, and light suits. All dressed u
TO be rained Oh.
Rain on Easter Is almost "a Gus.
tom In the Valley. but rain tht.
year would be a blessing and mos.
men would be glad to lose tn:
creaSeS in their pants and the wo.
men the colors in their dresses il
a heavy. steady rain would fall.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

And while speaking in this par
ticularly high hat accent. the
most modernistic Of the new beauty
palaces OF the avenoo" boast Of
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
THE GARRICK PASSES

Theater, in New York, becomes Columbl
sque house."-News Item.
Where Annie Russell wove her spell
Ger crowds that stood in line;
Where Mrs. Carter from a bell
Swung nightly. rain or shine
Where Richard Mansfield made 'em wilt
IN "Trilby'' and the Beau"
And much heroic blood was split
To make a Frohman show;
Where sweet Maude Adams played for weeks
And John Drew spread delight
A sign across the house now shrieks
THE RED HOT BABES. TONIGHT"
Where Henry Miller stirred the town,
And Ethel Barrymore
In Captain links won great r~eknown,
And Gillette wrote Of war:
Where Francis Wilson knew no peer
And was the seasons treat;
Where great Mojdeska for q year
Was toast Of the elite:
Where Willie Collier won his fame
And Miss Keane played Romance
The gaudy posters now proclaim
THE QUEEN OF SONG AND DANCE"