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New Britain herald., 1930-11-03
PREPARE FOR MICHIGAN

Cambridge, Mass, Nov. (UP)- Humbled by William and Mary. which tied it 13-13. Harvard was under a psych ological handicap as it started practice for it's second ob- jectiye game, against Michigan Sat urday. No serious injuries occurred during the William and Mary game though Jack Crickard and Vic Hard ing suffered muscle strains.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03
TRIP AROUND WORLD HALTED

Somebody gave a theater 'dodger' printed to represent strip ticket for q railroad trip to boy, nine years old, living at 42 Broad street on Saturday, and the lad, thinking that it was a real ticket on the railroad got on train in New Brit ain and started to see the world. He went as far as Berlin. but the con- ductor, w. II. Callahan. upon his return to this city shortly after ar irving in Berlin, brought the boy 10 the police station and Sergeant P. J. O'Mara turned the boy over to his father.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Which illustrates how the un- thinking voters are fooled during a campaign. the ease with which they are taken in, how an illogical spell binder can play a harp with the chords of their emotions.
 This has been done most excess sively during the campaign just closing. Both sides have fooled the voters. The instance in New York illustrates how prominent Demo- crat did It. In Connecticut, we think, the Republicans have excelled, pos sibly because they have been train ed that way.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

ganns.. Mike Mitchell and Miller Higgins. There are others, too, cannot recall. 1t is always a sur. prise, for due to the Ring Lardnel influence, many think of ball play CTS as bush league bone-heads Aside from extraordinarily fine handwriting, they express them selves more intelligently than tn; average correspondent. Some da9 we'd like to have Damon Runyon give this idea a twirl.
 Someone mails a clipping from the old Evening Mail of 16 year: ago. It is an editorial captioned: New York Needs a Younger Mayor With Sense of Humor." So nov what?
 From Reno periodical: Person ally we don't care for Mcintyre nevertheless he is the nobleman oi the clan, born to the purple an1 with royal manners"
 I've a notion to give up colLmninr and be count.
 Copyright, 1880, Mcknight
 Syndicate, Inc)
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Ambitious young writers are ire quently offended when older mem bers of the fraternity refuse to criticize their efforts. But there are reasons. For instance, a writer told Emily Post her "Etiquette' was not il step with the times. It sold 20,- 900 and is still selling. Eddie Guest vas told by a dozen syndicate men his daily would never do. Peter B. kyne was advised to remain in the lumber business. Similar incidents are endless,
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

If only men or experience" are 10 be elected tomorrow the Demo- Crats have few good chances in this state, and especially in these environs.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03
Member Audit Bureau of Circulate

Tho A. E. C. IS national organization which furnishes newspapers and adNer- users with a strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This nsures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper dig tCioution figures to both national and local advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Near the Palace is a pavement
 grating known in the neighborhood
 as The waffle iron" Here hoofers
 gather 10 exchange gossip and prac-
 tisc new steps Once in a while Geo. NJ. Conan stops by More than 1000 ot the feather-footed are jobless a. the moment
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

The prohibition laws main weak ness has been that it attempted to reform individuals through the compunctions of law. The main result has been that instead of the ordinary, common run of saloon, which existed in too great a pro- fusion in every city block, we have speakeasies. bootlesgers, graft, beer and whiskey barons, and a power ful underworld liquor trade, with their moral and physical ruin.
 Idealists are valuable members Of human society. We have tried their ideas in this particular and found them disappointing. The question now is. what is 10 be done to inn prove the situation. We have at least arrived at the point where nobody wants the saloon back, and it never will return. More drastic enforce mcnt" is as futile as the five and-ten law. There is no way Of enforcing an unenforcoable law. Constructive ideas are necessary, not d blind adhesion to discreditcd doctrines which have been tried and found wanting. Least Of all can anything be accomplished by strad ding politicians who wish to fool both sides.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

The most beautiful penmanship coming 10 my desk for years is that Of professional ball-players. Stand ing out in the list are Christy Matthewson. Mike Donlin. Jas. A. Wiggs, Eddie Grant, Bill Wambs-
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Mr. Untermyer argued that Tam many judges are above suspicion Out Of 20 judges, he said, only one stands charged with having paid a district leader for his job, and another has been convicted be- cause of his business connections |" Therefore, what becomes Of the other 21S who have not been reached by the breath of scandal ?"
 The audience cheered. and the radio audience said hot stuff"
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

It now has come to a point, after ten years of prohibition, 10 eValuate it's effects, even in connection with the workingmen it was designed to benefit. This, we take it, is easily done by watching the columns Of the newspapers which report police court news at all efficiently. Scarcely day passes in this city, for in stance, that liquor cases involving workingmen are not brought for ward by the diligent police for ju- dicial settlement. They seem as numerous as ever. and frequently only too frequently-the results on innocent wives and children are made apparent. These are conditions which the discredited saloon was supposed 10 breed. That they still! exist in virtually all cities is self evident One main difference. how ever IS that the workingman who drinks is more likely to imbibe stuff that speedily drives him into a con- dition approaching insanity. while in the old days he could not cover the same distance in the same short period.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Tho Herald is on sale daily in New York at Holdings Newsstand Times Square; schultz's Newsstand, Entranc e Grand Central. And Street.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03
Member of the Associated Pres,

Tho only profitable advertising medium In the City. Circulation books and press room always open 10 advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Tho Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication Of all news credited to It or not otherwise credited in thi. paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

But the cantankerous. critical and ofcious editorial listed q bunch Of judges who failed 10 click. What becomes Of Magistrate Nitale, who was removed from the bench? What becomes of Judge Mancuso who was forced to resign? What becomes of Judge Crater? What becomes Of Judge Bertini, who won't testify about his nomination unless he IS guaranteed immunity from criminal prosicution.'
 It's a sad state of affairs when voters swallow the bait whole, tell the world they like it, and ask for more.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03
Facts ndFdncies

By Robert Quillen
 Civilizations: A temple, q school. road and a bond issue. No wonder Henry favors large 1 families. When there are ten heirs, there's seldom enough to buy each g. fine car
 Why is genius rare? Well, If foxes were as prolific as rabbits, they'd run short of rabbit meat. Football: A very complicated game commonly won by picking up ball somebody has dropped.
 Moonshine is caused by reflection the use of moonshine by the lack of l i..
 You can't tell swell neighbor- hood by the appearance of the houses. Look at the collectors. An S. U. ;. lor Stock gam Dlers probably stands for save our simple tens.
 Gangsters are a bad lot. but they | seem to be the only ones who know | how to discourage useless talk. l A great university has completed alt investigation show that 1 5 per cent of women use hair dye. Ain't education grand.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Americanism: Buying machint to run 100000 miles; trading it in at 5000 miles to get tne with one more red stripe on the hood. Yet there are sections of Wash ington, D. C. that won't average | gallon of liquor to the block. Each generation has at least ono man called great because he mem- prizes 5000 blistering adjectives and cusses everything. If they have a two-car garage. they sleep in separate bedrooms.
 Wise guy: A racketeer or easy money boy any time before the cor oner gets him.
 Don't feel abused. son. Hoover and Lindbergh weren't invited to join fraternties, either.
 That critic who says there is no longer employment for the mule drivers peculiar talents should hear scme of our nick college coaches.
 Correct this sentence: No matter how she spends her insurance money" said the relatives; ''it's ncne of our business
 Copyright, 1880. Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Entered at the Post Office at New Britain
 as Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Yet there are sections of Wash inston. D. c. that won't average a gallon of liquor to the block.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

New York, Nov. 3.-Diary of q modern Pepys: Up and an anony- nous letter to my wife her husband vas dining at Pierre's with a tlonde. which was true, happening to be my wife in person. Sc across town with Nina Ayres and the Rialto still mourns that valiant dancing man, Jack Donahue.
 Journeyed far down town on the elevated and leaving the train ab- sent mindedly tried to walk down an up-going escalator and a guard inquired witheringly: How do you like the city," So to the Gotham to sec Frank R. Vance from my home town and for a walk. talking of days when our world was young.
 Home and an interesting nots from well remembered Julia Arthur and counting my books autogra phe ] by authors, there being S09, all the estate I shall leave. So to sec "Giri Crazy which save for a Gershurn tune or so l thought quite dull.
 Nothing terrifies New York so much as disaster at sea. And thus dc fake sellers of extra editions profit. Every few weeks they 20 rowling through the streets: Big Liner in Danger" and clean up. l sat ir with the suckers today. The actual news under small 1S-pt head Was: Barge Aground in Hud- son.
 A style expert broadcasts: "As aristocratic as a dress shirt.' and just between us, beak to beak, is anything so annoying? Outside Of drawing a slate pencil through clenched teeth nothing gives me the brr-r-r-r's like those crepitant-- manage that one without a diction- ary and win d pet parrot-noises from stiffly laundered shirt
 Six Broadway drug stores feature Chinese chow mein at soda foun- talns and thus try to horn in on enormous profits of chop suey cafes that have driven almost all other type Of restaurants off that rapidly decayinS highway. Chinese places with no cover charge, excellent or chestras and shadowy booths con- tirue to pack 'cm in.
 The most satisfying Chink meal I've found in town vas at the Port Arthur in Chinatown some years ago. On a balcony we had just beer served a pickled delicacy known as kumquots when autos seemed to be backtiring in the pinched street be- low. l leaned over the balcony and leaned right pack again. A tong war vas longing with sawed off shot-guns blazing and several sprawled bodies stretched out on sidewalks. We made a hasty exit without tasting kumquot. Or pay in9 the check.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

If they have a two-car garage. they sleep in separate bedrooms.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Sb'UV lFdT 500 Three Months
 7oc. Month
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Wise guy: A racketeer or easy money boy any time before the cor oner gets him.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Gangsters are a bad lot. but they seem to be the only ones who know how to discourage useless talk.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Don't feel abused. son. Hoover and Lindbergh weren't invited to join fraternities, either.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Why is genius rare? Well, If foxes were as prolific as rabbits they'd run short of rabbit meat.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

An s. o. s. for stock gam bier: tens.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03
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New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

By Robert Qullen Civilization: A temple, q school, a road and a bond issue.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

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New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Football: A very complicated game commonly won by picking up q ball somebody has dropped.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

You can't tell swell neighbor- hood" by the appearance of the houses. Look at the collectors.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

You can get an answer 10 any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald. Washington Bureau. 1922 New York avenue. Washing ton, D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical. legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be under taken. All other questions will re- ceive 6 personal reply. Unsigned re- quests cannot be answered. All Iet- ters are Editor.
New Britain herald., 1930-11-03

Moonshine is caused by reflection the use Of moonshine by the lack Of i.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-06-27

The Small Towns Saturday Night
(Omaha World-Herald. J

Omaha World-Herald.)
We know Of nothing in a city which can compare, in
warmth of community interest, with Saturday night in
the small town.
Any market town in Nebraska or Iowa, or any place
else for that matter, provides the scene of old-fashioned
neighborliness that has only been increased in recent
years by the graveled road and automobile. Along about
noon, in Fremont, or Kearney or Scottsbluff or any other
city of the kind, the parking space in the. downtown
districts rapidly fills up. The farmers are coming in,
for their weekend shopping, and their weekend relax
alton from work in the field or in the dairy barn.
As evening approaches the throngs on the sidewalks
increase, and after the supper hour is passed, the, crowd
becomes dense as the townsfolk make their weekly
pilgrimage downtown.
Most Of the small town stores still stay open on Sat-
urday night. The aisles are filled with men and women
and children. Shopping is not so much the goal as the
exchange Of greetings, the salute to friends seen after
the lapse of days, the interested sizing up of newcomers.
This is the time for women to exchange their gossip,
and for men to speculate upon conditions Of the soil
and the tendency Of business.
Everyone in the town and nearby territory is there.
Young couples push baby carriages. Gay young bloods
pick out their girls for the dance or the movie. Older
heads meet in a fraternity of friendship which knows no
irritants.
Along about 80 the farmers who live at the greatest
distance gather their families, and the autos begin to
leave. In another hour or two the streets are cleared.
The Sabbath morning will find them silent and deserted.
The weekend foregathering has been held. Affairs of
state and nation, as well as the problems of the individual
and the family, have been settled. The weekend bath
has been taken. Everything is at normacy-until next
Saturday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-06-27
Another Golden Spike in 1881
minneapolis Journal)


When the southwark advancing rails Of the Great
Northern meet the northward advancing RAILS of the
Western Pacific at Lookout. California. along about the
end OF 1881, surely there should be driven into the final
crosstie such a golden spike as joined the Union Pa
ciflc and the Central Pacific at Ogden on that historic
spring day In 1865. For this new rail link Just author
lied by the Interstate Commerce Commission, even
though q scant two hundred miles in length, is doubtless
the most important piece Of new construction, strategic
ally considered. projected in the present century.
This relatively short stretch Of new track, running from
the Great Northernis present terminus at klamath
Falls, Oregon, down to the loop that carries the West
ern Pacific over the Sierra Nevadas, Is designed to &C.
complish four distinct results, each Of prime Importance.
In the first place, it will afford the Twin Cities and the
whole Upper Mistisetppt region direct rail connection
with San Francisco, and the marine terminals Of San
Francisco Bay.
In the second place. 1t viii create q more direct route
than has ever existed before. between the Pacific North
west and the south. by way Of the Great Northern,
Western Pacific, Denver & Rio 0rande and Fort Worth
& Denver City.
In the third place. It will place the Pacific Coasts
north-and-south rail- traffic on q competitive basis, for
the first time in history.
n the fourth place. it win similarly place on q COM
petftive basis transportation between points in the Great
BASIN and the Puget Sound and Columbia River ports.
Certainly. there Is today on this continent no other
equally short railway gap whose filling promises so much.
Some fifteen states will benefit directly from the enter
prise. The wonder Is that It was rot undertaken a gem
Grafton ago, when the late James J. Hill, always far
sighted, planned such q Ink. .@ss.yss 4#a...-.r....~x
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-06-27

DR.. McCoy's menus suggested fol
the week beginning Sunday. June 20;
Sunday
Breakfast - Coddled eggs, small
piece of ham, Melba toast. Sliced
pineapple.
Lunch - One kind of fresh fruit
with glass Of sweet milk.
Dinner - Baked chicken, Melba
toast dressing, asparagus. Celery
and ripe olives. ; Ice cream (small
portions).
Monday
Breakfast - Cottage cheese, baked
apple.
Lunch-Clear tomato soup. Com
bination salad, celery, tomatoes, let
tuce.
Dinner-'Minced chicken in tomato
jelly. Small green peas. Escalloped
celery. Baked pears.
Tuesday
Breakfast - Wholewheat mullins.
Crisp bacon. Stewed prunes.
Lunch-Ice cream. with berries.
Dinner - Leg Of mutton, string
beans. Salad Of grated raw carrots
On lettuce. Pineapple whip.
Wednesday
Breakfast - Poached egg on Melba
toast. Stewed apricots.
Lunch-Pint Of buttermilk, 10 or II
dates.
Dinner-Roast pork, spinach, but
tered beets, celery, applesauce.
Thursday
Breakfast - Stuffed baked apple,
with cream.
Lunch - Corn mullins with butter.
Dish Of cooked carrots and peas, let
tuce.
Dinner-Boiled fresh tongue. veg
etables en- casserole. Salad Of shred
ded lettuce. Jello or Jell-well with
cream.
Friday
Breakfast French omelet. Melba
toast. Stewed raisins.
tLunch-One kind Of fresh fruit, as
much as desired.
Dinner - Baked e bass, cooked
string beans, eggplant. Salad of
sliced tomatoes. No dessert.
Saturday
Breakfast - Toasted breakfast food
with cream, no sugar, stewed figs.
Lunch - Dish a buttered spinach.
Salad Of head lettuce. with peanut
butter dressing.
Dinner-Stuffed beef rolls, aspara-
gus. pear salad. Plain Jello or Jell-
well. &c.,
Minced chicken in tomato Jelly:
Drain two cups Of juice from fresh or
canned tomatoes. Pour into q sauce
pan and bring to boiling point. Have
ready one envelope of plain gelatin
which has been softened in q little
cold water. Dip up some Of the hot
tomato Juice and stir into the gelatin
until thoroughly dissolved, then mix
all together and set in a cool place
until the mixture begins to thicken.
Now mix in N .cupful Of minced
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-06-27
The Tourists Are Coming
(St. Paul DiSpatch)

A. - III .s#t, \6C. raul OISpdCC0D
The sum Of $40 million dollars IS q large amount Of
money for even a country so rich as the United States
to spend on one form of recreation. It represents what
States Department Of Commerce. spent last year on for
eign travel. Yet the surprising thing Is that this is really
not SO much q national extravaganza as 1t might seem.
When figures become so large that there is no COM
pretending their meaning by themselves, it is necessary
to adopt the processes OF RELATIVELY, set them off in rela-
ton to other figures.
Taking recourse to this ~expedient, it appears that
America. Is devoting to foreign travel no more than the
income OF the foreign mortgages it holds in its strong
boxes. At the same time as Americans were spending
$50 millions abroad, they were collecting in interest on
money loaned to foreigners the sum Of 876 millions. It
is as though an individual, spending less than he earned
from a profitable business each year, and investing the
rest, were to set aside q fraction Of his "unearned' in
come from mortgages. bonds and stocks, to take his fam
lily on an annual pleasure trip. Can America afford
foreign travel? The answer seems to be with plenty
to spare"
Not the least interesting thing about these Department
OF Commerce figures Is the revelation that Americas
foreign trade balance, despite the protest and complaints
OF other countries against our policy Of exclusiveness,
stands about even. America sold more goods abroad
than 1t bought in 1923. But what with tourist spending,
ocean carrying charges, insurance. premiums, payments
on money borrowed from foreigners and other Invisible
items. the balance is practically even.
It is not true that by dint of tariffs and investments
abroad America is corralling all the wealth there is. The
foreign trade books balance. In fact, last year, for the
first time since the war, Americans invested less money
abroad than foreigners invested in this country. Foreign
governments, who pretend to see their economic finish
In the new tariff law, should take heart. The tourists
are coming.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1930-06-27
Today Is the
Anniversary of
pARNET,J,S RrRTu

~
On June q, 1916, Charles Parnell,
noted Irish statesman and parlia-
mentary leader, conspicuous for pro-
noting the cause Of home rule for
Ireland. was born at Avondale, Ire
land, the SON Of an old Protestant
family.
After his education at Cambridge
and a period of travel in the United
States. Parnell entered public life in
1875 as a member of parliament for
Meath. From the outset he showed
remarkable ability for leadership in
politics and fought for his principles
boldly.
Before two years had passed Par
nell formed a party of nationalists
to fight for home rule for Ireland in
all local affairs, and for reform in
the method of land ownership. He
continued his agitation against the
bitter opposition of both the great
English parties until he was arrested
and imprisoned.
After spending a year in Jail Par
nell proposed a bill in parliament to
reduce rents. but it was rejected.
Just as he was at the height Of pc.