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The Washington times., 1930-07-07

plane Ol TIE Otymplau AIWays
The ultimate destination Of
these air-faring scribers is In
! terlachen, the battle site Of the
1880 national open championship.
II zeus, god as he is Of the rain
and the snow and the bright
skies, does his stuff, the air
migrants can be expected to
alight in the wheats belt tomor-
row afternoon.
The zeus was taken off its
regular New York.Boston run to
inaugurate e new way of APP
preaching big sporting events. II
the soaring scribes react pleas
antly to the experience the zeus
or her sister ships in the future
will be regular visitors at Sar-
atoga, world series, international
yacht races and all other big
sport spectacles.
The Zeus Is . tandem
notOred, double pontOOned
ozone liner that can skinner
Q sea as lightly as Mother
Carey's chickens.
Proper weather conditions pre-
vailing, Zeus will lift its own
| eight tons of dead weight and its
heayy-minded human cargo into
/ the ambient at 9 o'clock this
morning and point its Olympian
nose toward the ancient city OF
Albany.
Between IA and Is flying hours
will be required to cover the
1,5OO-mile journey. The plane
win follow a route plotted by
Peter Bunnelli. It win hover
the Hudson to Albany and then
pick up the barge canal to Os-
| wego. Out of Oswego the plane
will skirt the Great Lakes into
Chicago.
| The party win stop for lunch
at Cleveland and put up for the
night in the Windy City, where
/ it expects to be joined by War
/ rem Brown, sports editor of the
Chicago Herald Examiner. War
rem has been up in the air many
times but not In seaplane.
From Chicago the Zeus will
fellow the Mississippi River
into Minneapolis.
Among those departing from
| the Olympian Airway base at
College Point this morning are
| Nan O'Reilly, OF the Evening
Journal; Ralph frost, OF the
! Brooklyn Eagle: Lawrence Robin.
| son, of the Evening Telegram;
George Hammond, of the Eve.
ming Sun: Mrs. Won Elm. who is
the wife of the famous amateur
| golfer, and Lester Rice, of the
New York American.
! A crew of four will be in charge
of Frank Inch. Louis Reikers
will be at the wheel.
The chief diversions aboard viii
be sightseeing and bridge.
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GROCERS PRACTICE

d. G. S. tossers. losers to the
Del Ray A c. yesterday. ~ to S,
practice tomorrow on Diamond
No. 2 at 5 o'clock. The Capitol
Heights nine is booked for next
Sunday.
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open and Sherwood Forest Journeys Engage Local Golf Interest
Golf Writers Go to Open
Tourney By Plane

NEW YORK, July Tn the modern manner, group Of six
airy minded golf reporters accompanied by the dnutve MRS
George ToOts Elm TO set sail for the inland city
Of Minneapolis today the wings of zeus the majestic sea
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GERMAN GIANT
ON MA CARD

Milo Steinborn, the powerful
German wrestler, will again have
an opportunity to display his
superhuman strength tomorrow
night when he tangIes with Karl
Vogel In the headline bout of Pro-
moter Joe Turner's show at the
Washington Auditorium.
Steinborn drew applause from
the fans in his match with John
MaxoS last week. Maxos, a first
rate wrestler. couldn't keep Stein
born pinned to the mat. The
German. by sheer strength, broke
all holds and sometimes lifted
Maxos from the floor with one
hand.
The supporting card is also
of merit. Maxos. who has a
large following with the
Greeks Of this city. will mix
with George Calza, the Italian.
The Masked Marvel" who
made a hit with the fans by
his clean-cut work, viii tussle
with Frank LeNAarque, the
Canadian. Karl POjeIlo, the
Lithuanian, and Jim Lucas
will open the show ut $3.50
o'clock.
Promoter Turner announces
that ladies, accompanied by es-
corts, will be admitted free. Turner
also wishes to have it known that
the auditorium is cooler than the
outdoors on these hot summer
nights.
Reserved seats for the show
can be obtained at Goldie
Ahearn's, Ninth and E Streets
Northwest: the University Shop,
sos Ninth st. N. W.: F'rench'S
Sports Store, 721 Fourteenth st.
N. W.. and the washington Audi
torium box office. which will re-
main open all day tomorrow.
Economical transportation awaits y0a
In the purchase Of GOOD used car
see Times Classified Ads.
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Minor League
Results

Americas Association
I.oulsvlile, sd: Indianapoiis, SIS.
Toledo, SIS: Columbus, 2-e.
Minnea polls. &; st. Paul. B.
Milwaukee. s. Kansas CITY ia IN
nings).
Pacific Coast League
sacramento. "a: Misglons, s.S.
Seattle, 40; San Francisco. 40.
Portland. 5-s: Los Angeles. 9-4.
Hollywood, 81: Oakland. as.
Texas League
Fort Worth 7-l9: Dallas, SIS.
wichita Falls. ls-2' shreveport io-s'
Waco. ,. San Antonio. Z.
Beaumont Boust0n: rain.
southern Association
chattanoosa, s.; Atlantis, 8
Birmingham, D: Nashville. 7.
Memphis, 11-T: Mobile. S-i.
Little Rock. s-5: New Orleans, 4-a.
Western League
omaha. So: Des Moines, s.s.
Topeka. .: Oklahoma city. s.
Pueblo. SIS Denver. $40.
st. Joseph. &; Wichita, 2.
Eastern League
Allentown 1o-4: New Haven, 4--s.
springfield. I'll; Bridgeport. "a.
Albany Providence rain.
Western League
Omaha, s--f: Des Moines 5--s
Topeka. Q; Oklahoma City, lsecona
game postponed TaIH1s
Pueblo, S-5: Denver. 4--1e
st. Joseph, q; Wichita, 2 tsecond
game postponed. rain).
Jbr@e-Eye League
Bloomington. 6: DanviIIe. s.
Terre Hauts, s.; Springfield, t10 in
niRgsl.
Peoria. 81: Evansville, 81. tgec-
ond game tie. called on account Of
darkness1.
TENAS LEAGUE
WI Pet W L Pet
Houston. 8 3 .T50 Shreveport { 500
Wfch. Falls . S .543iSan Anton. 1852
TT Worth. IS .5TIiDallas ~. 4'10 .2s5
Waco. 6 .53s!Beaumont. . . .25e
WESTERN LEAGUE
w L Pct w L, Pet
Omaha Al 90 6lSiDenver 80 Al 494
Wichita A - slid Motnes rs ~ AIS
Okla. c.. 40 IS s134Topeka. IS IS ,422
Pueblo. 40 IS .sI3lst.Joseph II As 400
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
w Pet w L Pet
E'svilie so 2s Sal Min polls. 81 80 .4S7
ST. Paul. 43 ~ ,hsSlColnn1bus IS 45 .4Se
Toledo. AZ IS .53Sf Ind polls. 32 a. .427
Kan.C City 81 81 .500hfiIw'kee. - IS .419
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Z Zsy ,,,S are ,s IN search OF home HONE
Ads.
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PADDOCK PICKS'Er1
ARLINGTON PARK

WEATHER. CLEAR TRACK FAST.
I've and one half furIonEs Purse, 81 500 Claiming t.
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Economical transportation awaits y0a
In the purchase Of n GOOD used car
see Times Classified Ads.
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The other tourney Is over
the tricky and inviting Sher-
wood Forest course this week
end, in which number of
local players win play. A
qualifying round of 10 holes
will be played Friday to be
followed by two. match-play
rounds Saturday and Sunday.
There will be six flights Of
Is players.
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General Alvin CrOwder, who
has won his last four starts
in a Washington club uniform,
will go out for his teams
ei~hth triumph in a row
when the GriffS and Red
SOx mingIe here today.
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SECOND RACE-stx furlony

: SCRATgHED- Lady Marsch, I.a4f1if
tart a0araacIes CiIideiia III
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His team was trailing 2 to
/. Accorded this Frank
MerriweH spot, the Great one
slugged a single over second
base and sent Joe Judge and
Sam West home with the
i deciding 3-2 margin.
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SEVENTH RAcE-one and on,

SCRATCHED-Pat Field
Col, t'runlp. Sandy Shore.
BEST BET-LAWYER.
The Washington times., 1930-07-07

The Zeus Is q tandem
motOred, double pontOOned
ozone liner that can SKINNER
o sea as lightly as Mother
Carey's chickens.
The Washington times., 1930-07-07

BROOKLYN, by the way, was
playing Boston and they won
1O-4 and took the league
lead again.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

ment OF the audience after seeing
the play.
The play was very ~cieverly pre-
sented under the direction Of Mrs.
Tucker by the following cast: Gin
derella. Vivian Mathews: Prince
Charming. Thomas Carroll; Lady
Arabella and Lady Caroline, ladies
in waiting on the princess. Edna
Mae Vincenz and Geneva Shipley;
waitress. Corine Merten; Robin,
milkman and Cinderella's former
beau lover. Roger Jones.
Cinderena's increasing disgust
with royal high society life. a mild
filtration with her old lover. the
breaking accidentally on purpose OF
the famous glass slipper because the
royal foot was growing larger along
with the royal waistline. were some
Of the features Of the playlet.
The Junior Dramatic club met
Monday and presented a ten min
ute skit entitled Practical Use for
Peddler'. Mrs. Wheeler, the wash
lady was portrayed by Dale Mock;
Mr.. Wheeler, the hen-pecked hus-
band BY Devard Boatman: the min
lister by Courtney Carroll and the
soap peddler by Byron Samson.
The Sophomore Story Telling club
met Monday and told a variety OF
stories. This club meets every sec
ond Monday.
The Freshman Nature Study club
met Monday and enjoyed the study
of several kinds OF trees.
Coach Roger Jobes Is rapidly
whipping hts basket ball team into
shape. Regular practices are being
held In preparation for the first
game which will Re with Ranger
vile early next week.
A pep club has been formed with
Dale Mock and Lola Ruth Villers as
well leaders. The first meeting took
riace Monday and several new
wells were learned. other meetings
are planned for the near future.
In spite OF the cold weather which
descended Saturday and remained
NASTY for that one day only. nearly
half OF the Santa Maria School
students piled into trucks and vert
to the Valley Fair. The trucks left
about o a. m. and returned about
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

Thanksgiving day in Harrington.
Floyd Everhard has as his guest
for Inc holidays, rat Higgins OF
San Antonio. Mr.. Higgins will
spend a number OF days nere. after
which he will return TO his home IL
San Antonio.
Mrs. Belle Wiley and daughter,
Mrs. Verna Hansen motored 10
Harlingen Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. K. c. Boysen and
little daughter, Doris, were visitors
III Harlingen Thursday.
MI. ana Mrs. Burton Coate are
the proud parents Of an eight pound
baby girl born Thanksgiving oay al
the McAllen Municipal hospital
The little miss has been named Joe
Ann, and both mother and baby are
doing fine.
Mrs. Cliff NJ. Epps left Thursday
night for Sonora, where she will
spend two weeks visiting with her
mother.
Mrs. Dennis McCune Of Austin,
arrived in Pharr Wednesday for a
short visit at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. n. L. Davidson.
Mr.. and Mrs. CT. Delp had rs
their dinner guests Sunday. Wal
ter T. Delp and Grandma Delp,
brother and mother Of Mr.. Delp,
from San Antono. and Miss Ger
trude Delp OF Harrington. They will
spend a few days after which they
will return TO San Antonio.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Reucking and
son and daughter, Freddy and Ruth,
were guests OF Mrs. G. B. Cramer
Thursday.
MIR. and Mrs. Leslie Jennings
were guests OF Miss Fayetta French
last week.
Frank Buirvall. who has been
visiting IN the home Of Guy Young
tor the last few weeks. returned to
his home at Omaha. Nebraska.
Monday.
Mrs. Carl Salisbury was a visitor
In Pharr Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Salisbury Of
Edinburg were guests OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Loren Duemont Thursday.
Mrs. Dan Ridpath has recovered
after several days illness.
Kent Mellenbruch OF San Juan,
who was seriously burned about the
face last week in a fire. has recoy-
cred.
Misses Margaret Flowers, Eunice
and Lois Keeter and Leslie Flowers,
Joe Croxton, and Tim Tilton were
guests at the home Of Miss Doro-
thy Tilton Thursday. Several hours
Of dancing were enjoyed after which
light refreshments were served.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Kelley and
son. Erwin, and Mrs. jennie Os-
born and family Of Mission and Mr..
and Mrs. Charlie Fielder, also Of
Mission, spent Thanksgiving In
Gregory. visiting Mr.. and Mrs. @. l..
Moses and family.
Misses Francis Hooper and Gym
ath Stugard we're in Austin at
tending the football game Thurs
day.
Hal McCombs arrived home wed
nesday from school to spend the
Thanksgiving holidays with his pa
rents. Mr.. and Mrs. McCombs.
Tom Mcclure, who has been quite
III at his home here. Is reported 10
be slightly improved.
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THE SONG OF THE
SUCKER

/ buy gold and silvsr uctchss
That are ARRAYS made OF fin,
Ind gentlemen 1fth tales Of
5cos
Car 1Iai0y5 take me III.
The 1rtSe boys ARRAYS come 10
me
As hs1vsr-civsr GONE
Tn q stacker, \ admit IL.
But I love IL Just tie Srnte.
People sell NE real Scotch
z.bisky
Thar aonld make q donkey
bray.
I fall for fake Petitions
IN q s1reet and lG,rb-like nay.
Last night the moon uds stin-
ing
Ind she said she'd change
her rdue-
I'm a sucker, I cdrfit IL,
But I lo7e ii Just the SANG.
-Ydle Record.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

G. Vincenz home Tuesday with. Mrs.
Vincenz and Mrs. Carroll hostesses-
THANKSGIVING DINNER
About rs people Of the community
enjoyed Thanksgiving dinner at the
school house. Out OF town guests
we're Rev. and Mrs. j. p. Buss and
Lenora OF Donna and Bro. Buss'
parents and niece from New Bran
fels. Mr.. and Mrs. Horner and son
Jack. and mother Horner Of Ed
inburg and Miss Marion Cornett OK
Mercedes.
PERSONALS
Mr.. and Mrs. =. s. Champion en-
tertained several guests Thanks
giving Day.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. III. McLain OF
Edcouch and Mr.. and Mrs. =. r.
Lonk OF McAllen were here Thurs
day.
J. B. Carroll spent his vacation
hunting near the mouth OF the Rio
Grande.
Mr.. and Mrs G. p. Washington
and children went to Pharr Thurs
day.
Nv. and Mrs. w. O.. williams.
Mr.. and Mrs. wallace Harpster and
Ben Arnold went to Santa Rosa last
week.
Byron Eansome Corcef1 Gum
went 10 San Benito recently.
Mrs. B. o. Harpster spent some
time at Santa Rosa caring for her
daughter. Mrs. Colice Oozier and
baby boy which arrived the 18th.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

) D. N. The klddics saw Santa
Claus. the tall man, the exhibits n
everything. Some Of them took in
the rodec.
Last Friday was the end or the
second aH-week5 period. Report
cards were issued Wednesday. The
attendance reports still show an
average attendance Of well above
90 per cent.
School closed Wednesday after
noon for the Thanksgiving holidays.
Both Thursday and Friday were al
lowed. The community will meet at
the school house and have the big
and enjoyable dinner on Thanks
giving Day as II has done for years.
Grace Rowe, who has been out Of
school for two weeks On account OF
a serious case OF tonsilitis IS expect
cd back IN school soon.
Miss Beryl Barber. high school
history teacher, IA unable to meet
her classes Monday on account OF
illness.
INFORMAL AFFAIR
About % neighbors spent Thurs
day with Mr.. and Mrs. T. S. Cham
pion visiting music and games made
I'D the evening entertainment. Re-
freshments were served.
SOCIETY MEETS
The women OF the Methodist
Missionary Society met at the II,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN TWO FISH

Basal: Have You seen thai
new wriggler bait-the green
and white one with the orange
eyebrows?
Dorsal: III say ! did. 1t
almost got ne, but Bill swan
in ahead of me.
Basal: They caught him, eh !?
Say, you must know Bills
cousin up the rive..
Dorsal: Yes, / used TO, but
they got her, too. She used to
watch for lines, but this one
was transparent. Lies getting
pretty hard for Us with all
these modern improvements.
Basal: That's right. There
isn't even the noise to warn us
any more. Women won't go
fishing now, I guess.
Dorsal: Look out! That's a
new one, but ] recognized the
trademark on the bottom.
Basal: Yea. Well, it looks
like pretty good fishing weather.
Let's lie low for awhile.
-Yole Record.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
THE

Mrs. Acrobat (dubiously) /:
John. I'm afraid our b oy is
going to be a failure.
Mr.. Acrobat (sadly): Yes,
it's beginning to look as though
he'll never be able to stand on
his own head.
Sequence Mountain Goat.
Keep this on tap" said the
director as he showed h
chorus a new step.
PIT Panthey.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
TWO OLD SALTS MEET

Hello. Bill. rudder you been
dom lasely?'
Hello, yourself. and prov
you comm along,"
"Oh. knot 50 d-my
stomach sailing"
Something YOU eight BAR
drank. probably"
Yeah, the stuff you get now
adays makes you keel over"
well, guess it's stern near
time ! paid you that FIVE | owe
you"
IAN right. bat if you need it
harbor you some more
Gotta be sailing along. Sea
you again sometime"
-Wisconsir Octopus.
"He says he is from New
York"
New York! Why that big
four-husheri He's from a town
so small they don't even have
motion pictures!"
How do va know"
Il talked with him for half
an hour. and he didn't say.
'Yeah?' once"
-Okld. Aggievotor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

Oar and yellow. The decorations
OF the center table represented a
horn Of plenty with large OF
chrysanthemumS at either end.
Mrs. Dick Brader conducted the
devctions and Mesdames Maule and
Epps had charge Of the program
missionary Education in Mexico
was the theme chosen for the pro-
gram. During business session. It
was announced that the zone meet
Ing would be held in Pharr at the
church December 5. and Mesdames
Reucking. Dumont and Kreidenwe
were the committee in charge ;or
ARRANGEMENTS for the noon meal.
Delicious refreshments were served,
consisting Of fruit salad, chicken
sandwiches. cheese lt-bit. hot
coffee. nuts and candy. The lovely
color scheme of lavender and vel
low were carried out all during the
serving.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
Santa Maria
SCHOOL ACTIVITIES

The high school had charge OF
the assembly program last week and
presented a one act play OF about
IS minutes duration entitled Gin
derella Married" The prologue was
given by Dale Mock who told the
story Of Cinderella up to the time
Prince Charming carried her off 10
his palace. But they "lived happily
every after" was left TO the iudg-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
DREAM

This is a holdover from the
Coolidge regime and shows
traces of that economy Of
words which did not seriously
handicap our president until he
began to earn his living by the
word.
Characters: Boy, Girl, Auto
mobile.
Boy: Good morning.
Girl: Good morning.
Boy: Good driving.
Girl: Good boy?
Boy: Good Girl:
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Good-by.
(Editor-Good Lordi)
-Bro7cr Jug.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
100000.

1t seems to be an nonor to
have ones name either first or
last in a telephone directory.
Mr.. Zyzz won in New York for
last place. but where is this guy
named Zzzzzz whom everyone
mumbles about when asleep!
-Byoar jug.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
E PRESENT AT
OF CLUB

Mr.. and Mrs. j. N. Meks were de-
lightful entertainers at their home
on Monday night for the members
OF the Entire Nous club, and two
tables OF special guests. Beautiful
American beauty and pink radiance
roses, with pretty bright hued zin-
MAS, formed decorations.
Scores were awarded as follows,
high score for members, DR.. and
Mrs. N. A. Davidson: and Mr.. and
Mrs. n. Fl. ISLANDERS were winners
OF second high. Among the guests,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Ramsey were
winners of high score. and a pref
~ prize vas presented Mrs. g. @.
Della, for the high cut.
The hostess served a dainty re-
past to twelve members and the
guests. Messrs and Mesdames Hugh
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
EXPERIENCE SHOWS
THAT

|. The graduate who was
always late TO c.ass will be-
come mayor of New York.
2. The student who loved to
play pranks on people will
become Philaielphia's Direc-
tor of Public Safety.
}. The debater who was never
out-talked in college will be-
come a henpecked husband.
|. The incurable bridge hend
will remain [ he incurable
bridge hend.
-Perrsyivortd Punch Bo1cl.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
DINNER PARTY
ON BIRTHDAY

Mrs. l.. y Polk delightfully."- en-
Nained with q Thanksgiving din
rer Nonoring her daughter. Mary
VIRGINIA. on her fourteenth BIRTH
dav. A dinner IA served. after
which the guests enjoyed the af-
terncor az the theatre. Among
those present were Misses Dorothy
Flowers. Cathrvn and Fila Beth
Melton. Marion Pelt Virginia Casey,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

The long tables were most inviting
with bowls of little yellow chrysan-
themums and a row Of autumn
leaves extending down the center Of
the entire length Of the tables.
Guests presented were: MeSdameS
John D. Raymond. Champagne. IL.
Wheeler. OF Benton, Ill. Bond. Of
San Antonio: G. A. Green, Detroit.
Mich, Miss Elizabeth Allen. Y. w.
G. a. Sec, Dr.. A. J. Pollard, DR.. NJ.
A. Childers, Charles Huntley, Miss
Josephine Pollard. Miss Helen
Hines. Messrs Karl Hajos and Fred
erick Sjobiarn. these three are from
Houston and are here TO start
studios, representing the Granarn
Conservatory OF Music.
Dr.. Childres was the first speaker
bringing a message Of the Christ
mas tide. and plans for helping the
poor and needy. He asked for a help
and cooperation. DR.. Childers also
gave notice of a meeting to be held
on Friday. at l:30 o'clock. at the
Christian Church. DR.. Pollard. the
next speaker. spoke on prevention
Of many OF the serious diseases. He
particularly talked Of the dread
ed disease. tuberculosis. Or. Pollard
spoke Of the stamps. to be sold for
this purpose. Mrs. r. L. Hill was
appointed chairman. for the sale of
stamps. Beautiful music numbers
were played by Charles Huntley,
trombone. accompanied by Miss
Pollard. at the piano. The next
meeting will be held in December.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

Once a Scotchman didn't 20
to a banquet because he didn't
know what the word gratis on
the invitation meant. The next
day he was found dead before
an open dictionary.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
Harrington
INTERESTING PROGRAM Is
GIVEN AT LUNCHEON

INTERESTING PROGRAM Is
GIVEN AT LUNCHEON
The Executive Board OF the Wo-
mems Chamber of Commerce. met
in the committee room, of the Wo-
mems Building, with Mrs. T. s.
Herren. presiding. and IS present.
Many subjects were discussed and
presented. with splendid reports
from the various committees.
The board adjourned at noon. for
the regular luncheon. The hostess
Of the Building Mrs. Pitzer had
prepared . Thanksgiving dinner.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

Along with the sailor who
spends his shore leave rowing
in Central Park and the mail
man who goes for a walk on
Sunday, don't forget the riveter
who takes his Saturday after
noon off to 60 TO a talking
movie.
Dartmouth Jack O'Ldrierr.
"Humph! Your papa is a
shoemaker, and you haven't got
any shoes?,'
"Humph, yourself. Your papa
IS a dentist and your little sis
ter's got only four teeth"
Tears Longhorn.
Hero: Wasn't that your cue?
Heroine: Yes, | guess it was.
Maybe you had better kiss me
again 10 cover up this awkward
pause in the conversation.
Pitt Panther.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30
WHAT TO DO WITH THE
DIPLOMA

|. Sell It to a freshman as a
sheepskin. He'll think he's buy
ing a winter coat and will pay
you real money for it.
2. Have il framed. After all,
YOU were framed for four years
to get it.
5. Use it to design a drink
ing cup guaranteed to crumple
at the critical moment. The
Pullman Company will surely
buy out all rights and your for
tune is made.
4. Keep it if you are planning
TO sell bonds--or wash automo-
biles.
-WIltdtrs Purple CoU.
will you love me forever?"
pleaded the young sutton.
81 cannot tell that" ooyly
replied the sweet young fapper
as she gazed at the beautiful
necklace he had given her, but
| love you for the present"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-11-30

He: Yes. I changed schools.
She: OH I'm SO glad. /
never did like engineers, for
they always leave blueprints on
your neck.
-Aggievotor.