Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-01

II. J. HOWARD. new minister OF
7 the Central Christian church.
a. doesn't know whether the men,
hers Of his congregation are SPOOL
ing him, or If he has just come TO
the greatest spot in the world.
Rev. Howard was born in Austral-
Ia. Since coming to the United
states ne has lived IN the middle
west. He IS finding many things IN
the Valley. He had read about but
thought had passed into history.
Yesterday the church ladies', at work
al day. had q big luncheon TO which
ali contributed. Rev. Howard was
invited 70 the luncheon.
THE minister got quite a kick when
they served and explained white
wings to him.
And I hear you have some quail
down here. too2"
oh. yes
And some one told me there we're
some deer down in this part OF the
country. but really there IS no such
thing left is there2' :.
We'll" said Chief George, I will
iust take you out and SHOW you
some"
Grief. Oaief?" whispered Rev.
Howard, why Go they call him
Chief2"
1Oh. he's Just & big Indian Chief
NJ the Choctaw nation" he was told
And now they cannot get Rev
Howard TO believe anything any
more.
I. N. DEL CURTO. state entomol-
orist. has issued q bulletin tell
ing about the reason so many
Waller people are finding crickets
IN their homes and w the streets
these DAYS.
Mr.. Del Curto says that with the
crickets the seasons are reversed ana
This is the season Of love making
and that is the reason they are COM
ing 10 town. Seeking the bright
lights.
M. Del Curto might have gone on
and told how after mating the fe-
male fixes I'D the male so he Will
never make love 70 any other wo-
man.
The cricket makes that noise YOU
hear in a sort Of a fiodllng process
OF rough feelers against his wings.
II is his love song. After mating
the female pulls out those legs, OF
fcelers. or whatever YOU want 70 call
them. lust Is a matter OF taking out
q marriage insurance policy
FrHREE monentous occasions, yea
four. take place In the Valley
today.
The mourning dove hunting sea
son opens. The world series begins,
citrus fruits start moving and jew
ish people observe the day OF atone
ment.
Taking It all IN ali, Il Is a general
mixture OF sports. business and re-
ligion. And that Is Just about the
combination that makes the world
&c round on oiled pivots.
NOV that all the other ~prognosti-
IN Gators have rad thousands Of
- words on reams ana reams OF
paper to say about the world series,
the engineer of this column might
IS well pipe I'D with a few words.
All those who do not back the Ath-
ietics are going TO BE- sorry. II We
all not back the AS and won, we
would still be sorry. Sorry that that
great figure Connie Mack should
have to 90 down in defeat. What
Upton IS TO Yacht racing. Connie
Mack is to baseball. An outstand-
ing example OF all that is best IN
the game and Of craftsmanship.
lack Rutledge. who is always Dig
eing Up some awful yarns about
people, ike that Of Gordon
Street killing a gopher by bouncing
---l.~ rock against
o. ~ 1t with a golf drive
- ~ ~ sometimes lists
n. <1xA things YOU never
(tM A I'll see. It Is a can
NM/At<D didate for office
lA E-NGA M threatening 10 sue
Ia q newspaper edi-
EfEAE NXTTTl tor for publishing
AM mr. his picture on the
ezA7&E III le.l front page.
NALPH Buell., up san Benito way.
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