Evening star., 1930-12-14

"A crust OF bread,
A little kick each morning.
A little crouch ct night.
Dreams may disappoint US,
As they often do,
Still perhaps I'll fool them.
Wait for 'thirty-two.T
Representative Hamilton Fish UNDER
took to disperse the meeting with 4 song.
but after he had finished the chief
spokesman of the REDS" said: '-
THANK you, MFR. Fish. If let alone
you and your Red-hunting friends will
do more to upset governments than an
US revolutioniSts combined. Comrades
l propose three cheers for Hamilton
Fish, the revolutionists' friend
The three cheers were given Justify.
The result OF the Illinois senatorial
election brought forth q parody on the
old-time classic, She was Onlv a BIRD
in a Gilded Cage:
shes only a bird in A s,Ised ca1s
A sorrowfu1 sight to see,
For she thought she'd sit in A Senate
Because of her pedigree.
coin,
Her love for the printed page
Ruth Mccormick was bold,
But the trail was cold,
shes q bird in q gilded cage"
Democracy Appears in Rags.
Cinderella Democracy entered to the
her tattered garments she Appeared
sadly out Of place among the richly
dressed company on the stare The
fairy godmother stepped forward with
her magic wand, with a huge dollar sign
at the end of 1t.
But who are you with this wand
with the big dollar sign?" the Eodnnother
was asked
Il am Fairy Godmother Raskob, and
wnen touch anything with this dollar
sign l get action
the wand. She instantly threw off her
olo garments and stepped forth in cor.
geouS new raiYnent,
Tne guests were given a glimpse be-
nina the scenes in the workshop Of the
famous columnist, Calvin Coolidge. The
Ex-Presldent was heard debating TO his
chauHeu r-stenographer:
Ihe newspaper is a great public in
stltution. The first daily newspaper was
puoLsned IN London. There are 3,764,-
b42 daily and weekly newspapers in tlie
civilized world which publish an aeeTe-
gate OF 1,285, ,921 ,319 columns Of reading
matter. display ads and classified. Some
newspapers are good. These should he
read. Some newspapers are bad. These
should not be read. How to tell the hest
newspapers Is faculty readily acquired.
"A simple method Is to note the news
papers in which this column appears"
a.. How much does that rnake2" asked
the Columnist.
lars" " ioUi uoi-
Better add three words more and
make 1t an even four hundred dollars.
Make 1t read in which this column an
pears daily except Sunday That viii
The columnist was denounced As an
lmpoStor. When his disguise was torn
on ne was revealed as Mark Foote.
washington correspondent Of Michigan
Of the Gridiron Club. He was forgiven
Tor his deception and formally welcomed
into the club.
Maj. Alfred J. stofer. Washineton
correspondent for the BirrnjneSsno
news, veteran member of the club.
was called upon by President Groves to
sing the famous Watermelon Song /"
In introducing Maj. Stofer, Mr.. Groves
THE Gridiron Club has a singer and
a song. Many of YOU have in % t1e rsst Sna
listened with delight to the singer. In
tne past many Of you have Joined in the
cnorw OF this happy melody. Age doth
not witner nor custom stale the singer
or the song"
were present:
The President Of the United States
Inc Vice President Of the United
n. Speaker of the House Of Repre-.
The Ambassador Of Germany.
Lne Ambassador Of italy.
Inc Ambassador Of Argentina
The Ambassador Of Peru,
Lne secretary Of the Treasury.
Ihe Attorney General.
Ene postmaster General.
The Secretary Of Interior
Inc Secretary Of Agriculture.
Inc Tne secretary of Commerce.
The Minister to Canada.
The Minister TO Uruguay,
A.
Eugene Adams, washington. n q.
franklln Adams, counselor. pan Amer,
lcan Union; Richard T. Ashton. rresi.
oenI american Railway Association:
SeOEee Akerson, Secretary to the Presi-
gent; Horace M. Albright director
National Park Service; Richard q
A1iorlch Representative from Rhode
Island; Henry j. Allen, former Senator
ITom n kansas; Robert s. Allen, the
Christian Science Monitor: Harcosirt
Amory, Boston, Mass; T. T. AnsherTv
washington, .. c.; Frank s. Applennan'
washington, D. c.; J. Howard Ardrev'
New York City: Matthew G. ArrnstronS'
hampton. Va; Robert B. Arnnstrons'
EnslanSs EDs angeles y.sn Lines the ylisconnt AssoT'
Hot Hotk CITY: M. II. Ayleeworth, president
David Baird, jr., Senator from Nev
Jersey; Isaac BachArach raenrase,otaN