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New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

There are two kinds: common people, and those who call it "Whupee."
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Blessed are the poor. The more q man has, the more he lives in dread O. reckless fellows who disturb fcatherCd nests.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Correct this sentence: "Ah, we'll" said the man. "I really hoped it would be a girl"
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

thanks to Herald Classified Ads.
 The lIerald's Classified Ads arc the best
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Of course it is all right to hoot at religion if you have become q great and good man without it.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Little things q lot Of people don | lnow' The pearl is a tomb the oys- tel builds around an invading worm
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Alladin used a lamp to make ter. rible dim appear. In Bagdad on the Subway they use a telephone.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

There are just two kinds of men important ones, and those who say what they think about sensi- tive race, chain stores and prohibit ton.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28
Facts and Fancies
By Robert Quillcr

You aren't a real patriot, how ever, unless you feel ashamed when a statesman makes an ass Of him. self.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

The school of experience has. ad- vantages, If you get rich you aren': expected to endow the darned thing
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

The superior intelligence incritab- F. dominates. And that explains why
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28
New Britain Herald
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES

Issued Daily Sunday E1cepted) At Hsrald Blds., q Church Street
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

some parents can't control their kids.
 Nature knows. Man is the only creature that has conscience be- cause he is the only creature that needs one.
 There are just two kinds of men important ones, and those who say what they think about a sensi- tive race, chain stores and prohibi- ton.
 If you would know the worth of mans opinions, look closely and see what they have made out of him.
 Americanism; Growing because the government spends money to build a fleet; bowling when war comes because the government hasn't made adequate preparation.
 When the new-rich long. for more cultured community, they mean they can't feel aristocratic among people who call them Bill and Susie.
 It is good philosophy te accept the inevitable without bowling, but who can be philosophic when his wife can't get a decent hat without paying SIS for a a soc one?
 Don't give all the credit to the college. After four years of devel- opment. the boy would seem 10 have a little more sense in any case.
 A radio sermon can be made realistic. You can get a bad tuning instead Of taking back seat.
 Tax refunds may be on the square, but why are the big fellows the only ones dumb enough to make such mistakes in their tax re- turns?
 In plain words, France will agree not to build the ships she had no intention Of building if the others promise to do her fighting for her.
 Alladin used lamp to make ter rible dim appear. In Bagdad on the Subway they use telephone.
 There are two kinds: common people, and those who call it "Whupee."
 Correct this sentence: "Ah, we'll" said the man. q really hoped il
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

If you would know the worth of a mans opinions, look closely and see what they have made out of him.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Nature knows. Man is the only creature that has a conscience be- cause he is the only creature that needs one.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

In plain words, France will agree not to build the ships she had no intention Of building if the others promise to do her fighting for her.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Americansm: Growing because the government spends money to build a fleet; bowling when war comes because the government hasn't made adequate preparation.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

room door was greeted with: Come iil if you would"
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

It was one of Wilson EiznerS play phoned Mizner: Don't miss it it you can." And Ben Hickman knocking at an actors dressing
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

some parents can't control their kids.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

When the new-rich long. for a more cultured continuity, they mean they cant feel aristocratio among people who call them Bill and Susie.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Tax refunds may be on the square, but why are the big fellows the only ones dumb enough to make such mistakes in their tax re- turns?
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

It is good philosophy te accept the inevitable without bowling, but who can be philosophic when his wife can't get a decent hat without paying SIS for soc one?
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

3;.oo Three Months
 75c. . Month
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

Don't give all the credit to the college. After four years of devel- opment. the boy would seem 10 have a little more sense in any case.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

A radio sermon can be made realistic. You can get a bad tuning instead Of taking a back seat,
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

James Montgomery Flagg was the first comic strip artist. He drew Nervy Nat when 19 and it ran for many years. Flagg is one of the most versatile Of artists, having ex- pressed his talents in many medi- ums-pen and ink, portraits in oil, crayon, and landscapes in water color. He has authored many plays and playlets, 100.
New Britain herald., 1930-04-28

You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor. New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau 1922 New York avenue. Washing. ton, D. C., enclosing two cents ir stamps for reply. Medical. legal and marital advice cannot be given, noI can extended research be under. taken. All other questions will re. ceive a personal reply. Unsigned re. quests cannot be answered. All let. ters are confidential.-Editor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13
TODAY'S ADJUSTMENTS.

NationaI-"Across the World with
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Johnson at 2:3O
and $50 pm.
Poli's-Fritz Leiber in Chicago Civic
Shakespeare Society production of
Twelfth Night" at 2:20; Merchant
Of Venice at $40 pm.
Gayety-"Frivolities, burlesque, at
2:15 and 8:15 pm.
Fox-"Harmony at Home" with Will
liam Collier, ST., at 2:4l, 4:45, 1855 and
10 pm.
PaIace-Gary Cooper in Seven Days
Leave" at 1875 am. 2:15. ass, 1880
and $50 pm.
Rialto-"Night Ride" at II, 2, 4, &.
and 10 pm.
Columbia-Ramon Novarro in Devil
tbs and $40 pm.
EarIe-Marilyn Miller in sally"
Second week.. at 11:10 am, lis, 800,
$40, tbs and 800 pm.
RK-O Keith's-"Hit the Deck"
Fourth week., at 11:15 am, lis, 3:15,
Sis. 7:l5 and 9:25 pm.
MetrOpOlitan-'"The Sacred Flame"
Second week.. at II am, 1850, 2:35,
4:24, Gil, 1859 and 9:48 pm.
LittIe-"The Red Dancer" from to
II pm.
Ambassador-"HeIl's Heroes" at 6:15,
and $50 pm.
Central Ronald Colman in Con
demned," from IL am. to IL pm.
TivoIi-"It's Great Life" at 2. $50
SAC, 1880 and 9:25 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13
BOMB DAMAGES
CHICAGO PLANT
Police Believe Paper Firm
Was Intended Victim, Not
Welding Concern.


CHICAGO, February I3.-The four
teenth bomb of the year exploded early
today in the Elston avenue factory dis
trict doing $4,000 damage to the
Right Welding & Boiler Repairing Co.
plant and nearby structures.
On January % last a bomb exploded
at the front of the Central Paper Stock
Co. next door to the welding concern
Police believe today's bomb was planted
in the front doorway of the welding
company building by mistake. the paper
stock company being the intended
victim.
Michael Donay, owner of the welding
company. heard the explosion at his
home, several blocks away. Believing
another attack had been made on his
business neighbor, he investigated to
find his own plant had been the object
of the bomb A large hole was torn
in the front wall of the one-story brick
building. but the chief damage was to
costly machinery.
Donay said that in the January %
bombing his plant was damaged more
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13

than was that of the paper stock COM
pany. He declared his plant is operated
entirely by organized labor and that
there has been no trouble or threats
of any kind.
The explosion was the second in sue
ceSsive nights to shake sections OF the
north and northwest sides Of the city.
A laundry was rocked by bomb Tues
day night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13
Macintosh Goes in for Color.

NEW YORK, February 10 ;P).-
Alastair Macintosh, once the husband
of Constance Talmadge of the screen,
has come dazzling from Europe. ac-
companied by the second Mrs Mackin-
tosh. He had top coat of cinnamon
color, trousers checkered in one-nch
squares. a sack coat of basket weave
of red, brown and white, tie OF orange
and red. a shirt of gray and blue. bright
yellow gloves and brown fedora with
turned-up rim.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13

I'd an apartment equipped with General
Electric RefrigeratOrs, you have found land.
lord with his tenants comfort at heart!
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13

AHo Adnu1oTu VINO mas prOVlOeu
his tenants with the very kind of
refrigerators they would buy for
their own homes, has shown he is
the kind of man who considers
his tenants comfort, convenience
and happiness above everything.
He has provided General Electric
Refrigerators because he knows
what great convenience it is for
his tenants to be able to control
their refrigerators independently
of all the other refrigerators in
the building-to be able to defrost
when it suits their own convenience
to be able to regulate their
refrigerators to the temperature
they happen to want-any time
day or night.
He knows what pride his tenants
have in the glistening white all
steel General Electric cabinets with
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13
1M these WeQLeES
District of Columbia.

District of Columbia.
THE EARLE-13th and e SITS. NV.
RIALTO-9th near G NV.
AMBASSADOR-1Sth and Col. I'd. NV.
APOLLO-624 H st. ne.
AVENUE GRAND-645 Pa. ave. SO.
CENTRAL-9th st.
AVALON-COnn. ave. and Mckinley.
! COLONY-Georgia ave. and Farragut
HOME-123O C st. ne.
(; JESSE-31OO 18th st. ne.
TIVOLI-14th and Park I'd. NV.
YORK-Georgia ave. and Quebec NV.
! STANTON-515 c st. ne.
! SAVOY-3O30 14th st. NV.
! SYLVAN-1O4 Rhode Island ave. NV.
! TAKOMA-4th and Butternut SITS. NV.
Maryland and Virginia.
| MARYLAND-Hager Md.
OPERA HOUSE-Leesburg, Va.
, REPUBLIC THEATER-AnnapOlis Md.
+. MARADA-St. MichaeIS, Md.
| STATE-Bethesda, Md.
MELVILLE-Sykesvil Md.
STATE-WeStminster Md.
| Observation-Disclosures, Md.
! PALACE-FrOStburg, Md.
COLONIAL-Winchest Va.
STRAND-StauntOn, Va.
| MASONIC-CliftOn Forge, Va.
! ACCOMPLISHMENTS Md,
I GLC3E-Berlin, Md.
: NEW-LexingtOn Va.
NEW VIRGINIA-HarrisOn Va,
! ASHTON-ClarendOn, Va.
| OPERA HOUSE-PiedemOnt, w. Va.
AUTHORIZATIONS Va.
NEW-EIktOn, Md.
/ NEW-Aberdeen, Md.
NEW-HANCOCK, Md.
WALLACE DALE-Tangier, Va.
EMPIRE-Saxis, Va.
NELSON HALL-LOvingstOn va.
WEBB-AlbertOn, Md.
COMMUNITY-RldgeIy Md.
EMPIRE-P0cOmoke City, Md.
CAPITAL-Cumberlan Md.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Md.
PALACE-HagerStOwn Md.
FIREMEN'S HALL-WiIIarCis, Md.
observation-disclosures Vista, va.
BERKELEY-Berkeley Springs. w. w.
LYRIC--Fishins Greek. Va.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-13

For the first time in the musical his
tory of the world a city sponsored
performance of Handels THE Messiah,
when the oratorio was produced III
Philadelphia during Christmas week.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
TWirler Yde Released
to Pacific Coast Club

Emil Yde, who left-handed for the
Tigers in moments when stress bore
down the regular pitchers. is going
away from Detroit.
In fact, Emil already has departed
from the pay roll of the Bengals for
employment with Hollywood Of the
Pacific Coast league, from which the
Tigers purchased Elias o. Funk. an
outfielder.
On his return from New York re-
Gently Frank ]. Navin made the an
nouncement official. 1t was believed
all along that Yde would not be with
the Detroit club next season butt until
Mr.. Navin made known his destination
it wasn't certain what club he would
serve.
The release Of Yde is the first Of
several that are more or less probable.
Phillips, Soluble and possibly Rice,
won't be with the club next season.
The first two are certain to be let out,
while Rice can't miss going if the De-
troit management can fool any other
club into giving it something for the
Outfielder.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Wooden Rails Once Used

In the Seventeenth and Eighteenth
centuries wooden rails were used on
the colliery roads near Newcastle-on-
Tyne, England. In 1875 fat iron bars
were substituted. In 1889 William Jes-
sup introduced q new form of cast.
iron rail, IA inches wide at head, and
carried by thin web deeper at the
middle than at the ends. These rails
were held in place by spikes into cross.
pieces. or rock beds, and in 1920 the
first malleable iron trough rails, Is
feet long, made their appearance, and
the standard gauge was set at 4 feet
S1a inches. These rails were fixed to
crossties with spikes very much the
same as today. and the ties We're laid
feet apart. One might say that the
groundwork for railroading was laid
before America ever entered the field.
From 1925 until the present time the
equipment has been changed and per-
fected largely by American invention,
but little change has been made in
the rails.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
MQkesLdiee
Sax,eeteyr

Too much to eat-too rich a diet
or too much smoking. Lots of things
cause sour stomach, but one thing can
correct it quickly. Phillips Milk of
Magnesia will alkalinize the acid.
Take a spoonful of this pleasant
preparation, and the system is soon
sweetened.
Phillips is always ready to relieve
distress from over-eating; to check all
acidity; or neutralize nicotine. Re-
member this for your own comfort;
for the sake of those around you.
Endorsed by physicians, but they al
ways say Phillips. Don't buy some
thing else and expect the same re-
suits!
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10

London it oneh Plague
thing which
ubonicds which With Of
dand RACES n
which which
in in
of folk practically nothing
all of world
thousands and hundreds
housand
BY December OF 1864 But
crowded filthy
of
deserted their annes'
in
sounds be heard abroad the tolns of bells
the
which practically
occurring popous community had to
enehcen
To indebted for
n
yauablr of
tina
of the S,uats- II
of short handy o n
all
land II 70
today Huhhs Of o
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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Fame as Gridiron Coach
Fails Hanley of Wildcats

A policeman in Wilmette, ILL.,, ar
rested Dick Hanley for speeding
Hanley tried to explain who he was,
football coach at Northwestern uni
versity, and all that.
$50 you're Dick Hanley, eh?" said
the policeman. well, I'm Knute
Rockne. Let's go over to the station
house and meet Fielding 81. Yost, DR..
Clarence Spears, and the boys
At the station house Police Chief
William Brautigan recognized the
coach and released him.
"Humph," snorted the arresting Of
ficer, "If Northwestern had gone as
fast on the gridiron as their coach did
in that automobile it might have got
somewhere"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Coach McNichol to Quit

Eddie McNichol. head coach of the
University of Pennsylvania basketball
team, confirmed report that he
would not be candidate for reap,
pointment at the end of the present
season. "This is my last year as bas-
ketball coach at Penn" he said. He
would give no reason.
McNichol was member of the var
sity team from 1914 to 1917. and was
captain two years. The team of 1916
II won the intercollegiate champion
ship.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Scoring Tells Nothing

Scoring statistics in football carry
little significance. Among the leading
scorers of the 1929 season there are
few players of the first class. There
is not more than one who is ranked
among the leading backs And there
is not one who has been included on
any of the all-American teams of ma
tional circulation.
The players who lead In point scOr-
ing are nearly always members of
minor teams and they pile up their
points against weaker opponents.
The leading scorers in the Western
conference did not total one-half as
many points as the leading scorers in
the East and South.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
por,LN0zes

Night golf is played on miniature
1S-hole course in Atlanta, Ga.
The Eastern Intercollegiate league
of basketball teams is now 80 years
old.
st. Viator and Illinois college, two
Illinois schools playing night football,
spent $4,000 on lighting equipment.
Martin Lang, southpaw pitcher has
been purchased from Omaha of the
Western league by the Pittsburgh
Pirates.
Football fans of the United States
spend upward of S4,000,0O0 to see
gridiron battles each Saturday during
the season.
Penn is the defending champion of
the Eastern Intercollegiate basketball
league and is out this season to win
its third straight title.
Little Rock has bought three play
ers from the White Sox, Taitt, an out
fielder; Redfern, infielder, and Barne-
bee. southpaw pitcher.
Billy Boyd, now with the New York
Americans Hockey club, was a Cana
dian aviator during the World war
and the only one of his squadron not
shot down.
Several minor leagues are expected
to follow the lead of the International
in cutting the player limit in an effort
to reduce the expense of operating
the clubs.
The veteran Pitt basketball team
starts the season with hopes high.
Charley Hyatt, captain and forward,
has scored 594 points in the last two
seasons-3OO last season.
Eddie Collins, coach Of the cham
pion Athletics, has earned about $780,
600 since he entered the American
league, 20 years ago. He has partici-
pated in seven world series.
The Cubs have purchased L. War
neke from the Shreveport club of the
Southern association. He is a large
lefthander and is said to propel the
apple with skill and speed.
We hear there is talk of retiring
the joke about the judge who asked,
young man, do you know the nature
of an oath?" and the witness who re-
piled. Eyes, Your Honor. Amt your
caddy"
The Fordham basketball team has
lost only four games in the last three
years, one last year to New York uni
versity. one the year before to City
college and the year before that to
Manhattan and Catholic U.
Minor leagues are kicking because
the majors grab the college stars d.
rect from the campus 1t is estimated
that In the last five years nearly $780,
600 worth of star talent has been TAX
en- with no profit to the minors.
The New England Baseball league
plans to give aspiring boys who wish
to play professional baseball helping
hand Each club will carry two play
ers who are without previous expe-
rience in organized baseball.
A combined water wagon, temporary
ambulance and frst-aid station to be
used at football games was presented
to Ohio State university by Guy Bow
man, loyal fan, as a reward to the
team for defeating Michigan two years
in a row.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Upside-Down Vision

Eight-year-old David Riley of Dur
ham, England, has the peculiar facul
ty of reading and writing everything
upside down. While in school he has to
do so in the normal way, but when
left to his own devices, turns his book
upside down or writes inverted char
acters. He is believed to have some
abnormality of brain rather than any
special gift.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Stockings Century Old

A pair of acknowledgements
stockings was exhibited at Biddeford,
Maine. They were contributed by an
Ogunqult woman and she said that
the stockings had been given to lit
mother for the child to wear at her
first party. The stockings are of Eng.
lish isle lace and are OF exquisite
delicacy and beauty. They are in ex.
ce,lenf condition In spite of their age
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
From Near and Far

Tomatoes and lettuce are "a per
cent water.
Sea water contains 1t least "a ele-
ments useful to life.
Kansas City police are warning
against bombing racketeerS.
Mercury production is becoming an
important industry In Nevada.
new motion picture prepared by
the United States Department of Ag-
riculture shows safe methods OF catch
Ing and handling foxes on fur farms.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
All Forgotten but Hymn

Isaac Watts (1674-174S) famed as
author Of the hymn beginning: 20
God. our help in ages past" the
music for which was composed by his
contemporary, William Croft, wrote
also two works. "Logick. or the Right
Use of Reason in the Enquiry for
TRUTH" and 1.-The knowledge of the
Earth Made Easy, or the Principles
of Geography and Astronomy Ex-
piained."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10

low. But those VINO watched tne progress OF tne a
this declare that the team always performed
better when Bishop was at second even If 1t got
little assistance from him IN the attack.
Bishop went to the AS in 1924 and has put in
all Of the last six years with them. AT the time he
went the team was helpless trailer His first year
with the outfit was the first year the AS began to
show signs of regaining life it this young
fellow had something to do with the regeneration
of the
Bishop is just thirty years of age He bats
left handed but throws with the right He's feet
Sh inches in height and weighs 155 pounds
The sporting public may not believe that Connie
Mack is wise in his choice of a second baseman, but
Mack Is old in the game
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Bishop Is Defensive Player

woefuly weak hitting Max Bishop the second
Ia the Athletics in their struggle with the Cubs for the
championship He's defensive player that the
afford him with the idea stopping the other
fellows with his brilliant Unfolding.
batting
235 with of
with fielding
Of hitting Bishop, Cubs had big
position with Honsby the leading
helpless little Philadelphia fell
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10

No Wedding Cards
"What would you say if l asked you
TO marry me?"
Nothing. / can't talk and laugh
at the same time"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
Cold i'm Head,
Chest or Throat?

DUB Musterole well into your chest
IN and throat - almost instantly you
feel easier. Repeat the Musterole-rub
once an hour for five hours %.
what glorious relief
Those good old-fashioned cold rene
dies-oil of mustard, menthol, camphor
are mixed with other valuable ingre-
dents in Musterole.
1t penetrates and stimulates blood
circulation and helps to draw out infec-
ton and pain. Used by millions for 20
years. Recommended by many doctors
and nurses. Keep Musterole handy
jars, tubes. All druggists.
To Mothers-Musferole is also
made in n1ilder form for babies
and small children. Ask for Chill
dref1's MuSferOLe.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10
EDEIII,I,HPS
d Milk
of Nlag11esia
According to Rule

According to Rule
MANDY, why did you call your lat
est son Judas? Don't you know what
a terrible man Judas WASP"
"Ah don't know anything about
that, boss, but ah read in the good
book about Judas better he never
have been BORN"
Envy is a kind of praise.-Gay,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1930-01-10

Envy is a kind of praise.-Gay,