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and the he said. don't you care.
cutie. we'll take in a show our
selves"
And Kitty dried her eyes,
powdered her nose. put some OF
her best new rouge on her cheeks
and sailed out with the young
mar acros the hall-as bright as
q button.
When she got nome her Berty
was waiting for hsr al the head az
the stairs, and what Berry said 10
the Young Man across the hall. and
what the Young Man across the
hall said 10 Berry could never be
printed IL any respectable news
paper
Berry was very good ana came
home on the dot every evening
for q while. but one night he tele-
phoned again. and what did Kitty
do?
She walked right straight to the
telephone and called the Young
Man who vas not across the hall
anymore. but who had by some
curious accident. left his new tele.
phone number behind. And out
stepped Kitty again.
Finally Berry and Kitty were
through
And Kitty. did she marry the
Young Man across the hall?
Wei not exactly. You see he had
q regular sweetheart up in the
country. He was just sorry for
Kitty that is all. but he had a
friend and the friend thought Kitty
was a yell and Kitty and the
friend were married.
They lived together nearly
year. Then the friend drank more
than he should and said. Kitty. she
didn't see herself married TO a
Tank. and she divorced the Friend
OF the Young Man across the hall.
Then she married q very good
looking chap who was floor walker
in a really nice shop. but the floor
pretty women for Kitty's peace Of
mind. so the other day Kitty d.
vorced the floor walker.
They say she's going cut a good
deal now with a perfect pip OF q
travelling salesman.
Berry? He didn't marry his Cute
Kid either-he married her sister,
and the sister took Berry TO the
country and made him 20 to work
in a country store. She stops by for
him every night in her little car
and he doesn't dare say his soul is
his own-but he owns a good little
business noT-in the country.
And he wouldn't 20 back to the
k~itchenetts flat for all the kitties in
the world.
Life is a TRANCE parade. isn't 81
Copyright. 1880. BY Sess9,oer Esa,ar. s-s'Ies. lac.
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An Unpleasant Reminder

But fun tires people as much as
work" I treasured him, smiling. so
II YOU wish TO go to bed. YOU may.
You'll have a busy day tomorrow"
Gee Henry's relief exploded in
the syllable. and William added,
Thanks a lot. Goodnight" as they
turned and hurried 10 the stairs.
Harry Underwood hardly waited for
the door 20 close behind them be-
fore making me a low bow. sweep
inr the floor with an imaginary
plumed hat.
For ways that r dark and
tricks that are vain" he intoned,
mo heather Chinee' has nothing on
our Miss!. Madee. You sure threw
out that bait proper. They're swa-
lowing the pole now"
Hush" I whispered frantically.
and Lillian fastened a firm fore
finger and equally insistent thumb
upon her husbands ear.
Suppose you swallow your tonEue
ard get out Of here" she suggested
grimly. The crowd at The Larches
will think we're deserters-"
You're jealous. that's all that's
the matter with you" her husband
retorted. Come on. Marion. let's get
the car. and you sit with me-. ]
can't stand a on1a near me tina
can't control her emotions"
He caught his stepdaughter's arm
and rushed out OF the room 70 the
accompaniment Of the laughter which
invariably applauds his foolery.
"Ill hold the crowd over there az
long as ! can" Lillian whispered &c
me under owe OF the laughter.
But desh old Pills simply rarins
to get over here"
CONTINUED Tomorrow
copyrtxht, 1850. by Newspaper Posture serrtce. Lac
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Great emotional strain has a dis
tinct relationship to heart action.
Without warning, a terrible strain
is put upon the emotions and heart
by news of sickness or death or
disaster. Even everyday living has
a good deal ~ = strain associated
with N.
DR.. William } Mayo. that emf
nent physician known from one end
OF the country TO the other. recently
spoke to the members OF the Amer
lean Medical Association In his ad-
dress he said that ma has de-
veloped a brain al the expense OF his
body. Long cons ago man learned
~ control his emotions DR. Mayo
appears TO think this has thrown a
tremendous strain on the heart. so
that il NAV account for deteriora-
ton q. the heart in civilized times
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The Stars Say
For Saturday, November p
By CENEyIEvE kEMBIE.

"hE s.deresl operations IN force
on this day point TO great al
- vancement and progress. with
arspicious and generally flourishing
conditions in business as well as IN
me nersonal associations and aims.
THE finances are well fortified by a
very friendly and powerful Jupiter.
although Il would be well to oe par
ticulariy cautious in signing al writ
snrs and documents. The social or
affect!onal affiliations may occupy
la--e place in the happy sfiairs OF
the day.
Those whose birthday IL Is may
rrepare for a year in which to push
10 high goals. as the planet OF
nrogress and prosperity reigns in
friendly spirit. assuring his benefices
An business. domestic affairs n &C
rentinr the atfectional relations. But
sim ali papers with precaution and
ruard against Misrepresentation. a
nd born on this day should be
Noe. generous. popular and anei-
thus ana should attain good position
IN life and attain great personal
happiness.
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Great Lovers Of Antiquity
Bv IRVING r. BACON.
IRVING r. BA,
Titus and Berenice.

Titus and Berenice needed "a
one glance TO know that Love, with
a capital L. was the destined end
and way" between them.
The interview was still In progress
when a tumultuous shout outside the
tent acclaimed Vespasian as En-
peror.
Titus stormed Jerusalem in a
final assault. And as his victorious
troops entered the city. a drunken
soldier. ~forgetful OF the strict in
junction that there was to be no
injury TO the populace nor any dam
age or pillaging OF the temple.
hurled a lighted torch into the sacred
edifice. erected by Herod the Great,
which was utterly DESTROYED. Not
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Lace Is Afectionaly Regarded by Smart Women
Says
Says
W610W za00D
ScintiLlating Effects Add
Glamour to the Eve
ming Mode.

r ACES have woven them
selves into a secure place
in the affections of both
American and Continental wo-
men. Couturiers. practically
without exception, include sev.
eral lace gowns in their current
collections and everywhere that
fashionables gather in the late
afternoon, or for dining and dane
ing, the lace gown is well repre-
sented. And gowns of less formal
conception I generously fes-
TONED with lace collars, vests
and intricately designed cuffs.
There is no doubt that the lace gown
is an admirable choice for the semi-formal
wardrobe. 1t is equally appropriate foi
afternoon or evening bridge. afternoon
teas. informal dinners, restaurant dining
and Sunday evening suppers. Indispen-
sable to the woman whose calendar in
cludes this variety of delightful social
events is such a dress as we have
sketched today. The lace is an exquisite
piece from the looms of Chantilly and
made along such simple lines as to per
nit full expression to the beautiful
fabric itself. A lace frock invites little
decoration and the designer of this model
reveals consummate artistry in introduc-
ing a row of rich. black velvet flowers
extending from the neckline to the knee
The same velvet runs through the lace a
the waistline and forms an interesting
-irdle and pale. flesh tulle crushed al
the neckline and fluttering from the
wrists completes a gown that woulc
mark the wearer as a woman OF style.
discrimination and good taste.
AS an excuse to tell you that SHIN
mering effects are significant of this
Winter of formal fashions we are show.
ing this formal evening gown. 'Bugles
spangles, s~eouins, rhinestones. palette;
are used lavishly on sheer fabrics such
as net, chiffon and tulle. This gown
with its fashionable flounced silhouette
is Of dark red chiffon patterned in red
~sequins. The low-cut decolletage seems
ever lower by virtue of the flesh tinted
chiffon yoke that finishes the bodice. A
crushed girdle of dark red velvet is held
by an ornament Of ruby stones. And
now you have no doubt guessed that
ruby red Is one Of the most popular
colors of the evening mode.
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can prepare one. For a perfect
souffle is lightness and flavor-it
seems 10 have no substance. And
II is the ideal hot dessert TO finish
of q complete dinner. a mere puff
Of sweets. as its French origin indi-
Gates.
Whipped eggs are the foundation
OF any souffle. and once the basic
rules are mastered. any number Of
varieties can be made IN the same
way. First. yclks and whites must
be beaten separately; secondly. the
oven must be Of moderate tempera-
ture. Like all egg mixtures. cook
Ing must be moderate. II the
owe is too hot. the mixture may
scorch before ID Is cooked through;
and IL IL is not sufficiently warm u
Will not rise.) And. most impor-
tant-a souffle must De served i'm
mediately. from over door to table.
II waits for no man. and collapses
a minute after ii i removed from
the oven. anyway. A soutfle should
be served. at least the moment after
II Is finished. puffy. rounded. golden
brown.
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LUCKY BLONDE
Some Odd Facts

An adult man should weigh about
10 pounds for five feet in height.
with five and one-haf pounds
added for each inch above this fig
ure.
The Transvaal region in South
Africa Is the worlds greatest source
OF gold.
There are 3a.4s2.0o0 people in
England and Wales. according to an
official estimate.
Two women are training as air
pilots 10 every three men.
More boy babies than girls were
born in England and Wales during
the first three months OF this year.
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he spoke. too. OF the great strain
a surgeon u under In his work
must control his emotions In order
to be successful In his work There
is no doubt but that there L. much
heart disease amons doctors Ana
IL is 50 in other walks OF life
The heart u a mass o. muscles
Il must beat seventy times or so.
every minute. No matter how quiet
you may be. the powerful heart
muscles contract strongly every
time there Is a heartbeat. When
you are hurried or excited, these
contractions are quite violent
For many persons. safety de-
mands moderation and caution
against those experiences which ex-
cite the heart. But for the OF
US IL Is important TO train the heart
80 that il IL accustomed IN rnr6 hue
reasonable work
When you realize n the heart -
largely muscle. YOU know : a x
must be treated like other muscles II
Il IL 10 be strong There must 10
systematic exercise during ~'lich
the heart muscles are made u work
somewhat harder than they usually
do. This strengthens the hear
II is the height ot folly fer people
20 60 through life. toe lazy. wv 100
negligent. 10 get the amount Il ex-
ercise needed daily FOR good health
Keen a reserve OF strength. not only
OF the heart muscles. but @. al. the
body muscles. This al be done BY
vigorous exercise. and exercise that
is regular. not spasmodic-
When a person has a weak heart
that Is a different matter. Such a
person should he guided by tho
physician in all such matters as ex-
ercise. and the general care OF the
health. But FOR most OF US regular
and moderate exercise. freedom from
worry and emotional strain. and
right living in general. keep US fit
for daily living.
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stone remained
u D another
Titus was almost
as grieved as
Berenice over the
sacrilege.
h e c a m e
Titus's triumphal
return TO Rome.
BY this time his
love for Berenice
b a q b e c o m e
~boundless. a n q
was fully recinro-
Gated by her. She
followed him in
regal ~splendor 10
Rome. And there.
Vespasian as
signed TO her an
entire wing o. the
immense palace
OF the Caesars.
He Joined Titus
with himself as
co-emperor. And.
when he died. IN
A. D. ~. Titus as
sun1ed the reins OF
government alto
sether. One OF his
first
inents was that
he was about 10
make Berenice his
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Little teeth, little teeth
What are you DOING
Why sir, don't you know
We're busy chewing.
Shadow Song.

MAIJ. Flor. Hand. Yam and
Knarf-the shadov-ch!ldren
AsA were on a strange quest.
AS you couldn't possibly guess what
IL was even II you guessed for W.
weeks without stopping (Which you
wouldn't be likely to do. III tell you
what IL was. They were searching
for three front teeth.
II wasn't for themselves. No. t.iev
had all the teeth they needed. IL was
for Vans mistress. a little girl
named May. whose three front .eeth
loosened and fell out. They were
babv-teeth. you see. and she had got
ten too grown-up FOR them.
So the shadows. being very kind
determined to find the poor little girl
three new teeth F:rst they met a
hen. But she ccGltat heip them
because she had never had a tooth
herself. The shadows reminded
themselves thai nothing r. scarcer
a snail who didn't have ordinary
bIed L crater. Finally rhey met a
snake who had front teeth well
enough. except that they were long
81 AGAAOWf 80 q - q AGCSAG 6A1
full OF poison which weren't the
sort Of teeth g little z.rl would care
to have.
Yet they had 10 find ;ee.h some
where. They sat down or q pebble
at the side OF the road and do their
best 10 think. After thinking for
five or six minutes (Which Is quite
long when you aren't used 10 81 they
heard a dog barking and knarf
sprang 10 his feet IN excitement
He knows where we a find
them he explained. At this they
all ran ove 10 the dog.
why, yes. I know where you car
get three front teeth" the dog said
after they explained What they
wanted. You Just 60 TO the well in
the garden and call down for the
water-sprites. They can get you all
the teeth you want"
Where DO they get them from"
Nil couldn't help asking.
The dog lowered its voice. They
get them from the oysters In the
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Loves Reawakening
Ce.i=- the Older Harrison BOYS off TO Bed Looms as a
Probien,-but Madge's Ruse Is Quite Successful.
By Adele Garrison

as did his brothers. and when they
returned 10 my face / knew that
both boys were visualizing their own
awkward appearance as contrasted
with the easy graceful dancing Of
the collegians.
"Aw. we can't" Henry protested.
Wed lock like fools. Do we have
70 stay up for the dance. Aunt
Nadge? Can't we 20 up TO bed. now.
or Is there something else you want
Us 10 do?"
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Household Hints

II children are early taught 70 put
away their p!aythings when they
are through with them, they
think OF il as a task: II becomes as
natural for them to be tidy as care
less in this matter. The same holds
true OF their clothes. This habit es-
tablished in youth will save many
footsteps for mother and will be an
asset for the adult. Many a domestic
quarrel has arisen over the trivial
matter OF a husbands coat flung
c~Arelessly owe the back Of "a living
room chair.
A curtain that does not hang
straight can mar the charm OF an
entire room. II looks untidy. and
inartistic. But a curtain will always
hang straight II the selvedge Is cut
off and a narrow hem sewn on in its
stead.
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O-What causes corns and what
treatment do you advise?
2.-That are some OF the symp-
ON OF m~easles? ! am worried
about my little boy who complains
OF a sore throat. Is that a synp-
tom?
3-What are some OF the ductless
glands What gland controls the
growth?
A-Rubbing OF a poorly fitting
shoe will produce a corn on the
abused toe. They will disappear II
pressure and irritation are taken
away. They may be removed ~
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Answers to Health Queries

soaking the feet in warm water. dry
Ing well and carefully painting with
a prepared solution. For other in
formation send a self-addressed.
stamped envelope and repeat YOUR
question.
Sore throat. fever ana a croupy
cough are symptoms OF measles At
the first indication put the child to
bed and send for the doctor.
3-The adrenals. the pineal an
thynus glands. the interstitial glands
or gonads. the parathyroids. and the
pancreas are the ductless glands
which affect the growth OF function
ing az the body.
Copyright. 1880. o. Stztpaasr Farrs Service. Lac.
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Awkward Excuses

NO. trimming the Christmas tree
was the last thing l said. and OF
course. you may do as you please. ]
thought you'd Ike to sit Up and
share in the dance"
NO. no." both boys protested.
Wee rather go 10 bed"
We're awful tired" Henry sup
plemented. I'VE went a long way
for that Yule log"
But II vas lots Of fun" William
hastily amended. with a apologize
look at me. and ! knew tina some
thing besides the natural honesty Of
the boy had prompted the speech. He
knew that / had planned the bring.
irs home OF the Yuie log, and ] stu
Rad before me the vivid picture Of
his happy lace and that or his
brother, as they took up their sta
tons ~ the head OF the rude but ef-
fect.ve hand sledge Jim fashioned
long ago for the tine-honored rite
which IL has been my fancy 10 in
duico for wears.
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m U Implicitly Of
things that tax
human nina
and heart. What
c a be n G
about it?
S I a { ! sites
show that heart
disease j. on the
increase. II is
n o w the chief
cause of death.
II h G e are
many emergen-
cies that make
uddendemands
on the heart.
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Pearls Are Teeth" They Said.
sprites. and by and by three OF
them came 70 the surface az the
water.
What do you vant?" they asked.
We want tire. teeth for a little
girl"
HIN. what happened 10 the three
she had before? Did she lose them.
They fell out" At this the thres
sprites q a talk among themselves.
which was carried on in utch a .ovv
voice that they could hardly c..ca
more than a word or two Ike very
busy" ana $50 many teeth TO get for
babies" End even have 70 get tusks
for an elephant" until finally Knarf.
who WIS becoming impatient. called
down: II you're too busy wen
come down into the well and re.
them ourselves.
Fine the three sprites called
back. Come down at once" SO
into the well spranE the shadow
children.
Tomorrow: Pearly Teeth
c~c7y-iEnt. 1880. by Newspaper Fa-rs Service. ias.
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But the Romans de-nurred. They
objected TO a foreigner as their EN-.
press. Titus offered to abdicate
rather than give her up. but she
would not allow him TO make such
a sacrifice. With a breaking heart
she returned 10 what was left Of
Jerusalem. And from that time on
history is absolutely silent about her
and her subsequent fate.
Titus was n OF the most benevo-
lent Of men. He was called de
light Of mankind" It was he who
once complained at dinner. Il have
lost a whole day: I haven't done any
one any kindness"
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"Out oe Step" in the
Strange Parade of Life
Kitty and Berry Started Out ALL Right
But the Combination Of kifcheneffe, Delicatessen
and a Cute Kid" Caused a Fumble-Homerer,
Three Divorces Haren't Discouraged Kitty.
By WINIFRED BLACK

90 they were married-kitty
and Berry, and went to live
in the little kitchenette apart
ment al. so new and shiny. and the
delioatessen shop right around the
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Seen Along Fifth Avenue

A new point IN millinery is seen
in the newly popular tricorne-shaped
hats. They are developed in all the
popular millinery mediums. espe-
cially felt. Sometimes their youthful
lines are accented BY 4 colorful
feather ornament. A model Of this
type was made entirely OF black
astrakhan-a fur that Is exciting
much interest in millinery circles.
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Goodnight Stories
Bv MAX TRELL

sea. The oysters have pearls ana
= IS these pearls which the water
sprites give you to use as teeth"
Pearls as teeth they ell ex.
claimed. Then they remembered
hat It was often said OF persons
who took good car to Keep their
teeth white and clean hat they were
like pearls. Without any more de-
lay they went 10 the well IN The
garden and called for the water
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Just received q message OF the death
OF the Emperor Nero, and was too
prooccupied with thoughts about this
event 10 give ear TO the delegates
from the besieged city. He intro
duced them TO his on. Titus. who
was his chief aide. and said that
whatever Titus decided would re-
ceive his unqualified sanction.
Titus promised whatever the del
egation requested. He would spare
the ~populace. and even preserve the
temple intact. More than that could
not have been expected Of a patriotic
and upright Roman-even when in
love.
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&AAN
And added TO all
was the horror OF
famine.
A delegation OF
Moderates m a n.
aged 10 escape out
or the city 10 the
f Q m a n c a m P !.
under a flag OF
truce. At the
head OF the dele
CATION was King
Agrirpa III and
his sister. the
far-famed beauty.
ex-Queen Bere-
nice. 1T " a s
before them that
st. Paul h a q
pleaded his cause
S o m c v G a = 8
earlier. They
knew that Jerusa-
lem was doomed.
and they wanted
now 10 beg YES
pasian 10 exercise
humanity toward
the ~hunyer-and-
Z a naticisn-crazed
populace as It's
hour OF inevitable
: r = d ap-
~~Anrf-M
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Words from the Lips of Wise Men

A happy bridesmaid makes a
happy bride. -Tennyson.
A uouHd. though cured. pet
ledres behind O scar.
-Oldhdm.
There is nothing in the world
more unseemly than an aged
busybody. Martial.
Oblivion Is the remedy for
injuries. Seneca.
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Appearing everywhere is eyelet
embroidery. II is especially liked
in all.over designs for afternoon
dresses. often combined with plain
material. Also attracting attention
Is the prevalence OF beaded en-
broidery. which is used TO embellish
afternoon gowns, which make claims
for simplicity and evening gowns
where 1t Ii used to lavish extent.
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K~fndnesses are edsiit for
gotten. but irjuries!-t1hdt
tcorthy a does not keep those
IN mind. -ThucEsrru.
Hanging Is the worst use q
man can be put to.-Wotton-
Lord teach mv teacher that ne
rGy teach me. -Spur0eon.
II is a royal experience to ~
ill-spoken Of for good deeds.
-AntiSthenes
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CIVILIZATION has brought
with it many complications.
- Some Of them seem almost
more and more difficult by the
impossible to bear. Living l. made
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corner as handy
Is Won please.
Kitty kept her
job downtown
and h e and
Berry had the
fun Of I h cir
lives going to
all the 5 h o W :
and all the part
les they could
manage to get
tine to enjoy.
They kne W
dozen; and dog
ems OF y Dung