The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-09-19
Noted Scobey Editor
Invents New Drink

Special to the Producers News =
Scobey, Sept. 16.-Mr. Bur- y
ley Bowler, editor of the Dan =
: iels County Leader, driven to "
desperation by the falling off :
of his subscription list invent :
= ed a new drink that has al :
ready put the noted Shake :
: spearian journalist on the
= road to fame and fortune.
Threatened with eviction
+ from his home for non-pay-
= ment of rent and with depor-
= tation to Canada for vagrancy
= Mr.. Bowler decided that he
= had to do something to keep
: the sheriff from the door also
the United States marshal
= with a deportation warrant.
= Mr.. Bowler. not being a citi-
zen and having come into the
United States illegally, is per-
: mitted to remain in this coun-
try on condition that he does
not become a public charge.
: With the loss of subscriptions
= due to his support of and con-
= nection with vice and gam
= bling in Scobey, the good peo-
pie of Daniels county in great
numbers this year decided not
to renew their subscriptions.
Mr.. Bowler had to some
thing about it.
Bowler is reported to have a
still in operation on the prem
= ises of the Daniels County
= Leader, but owing to the ac--
= tivities of hijackers he only
manages to cash in on an DC
= casional batch. Ted Winters
border patrolman and protege
of Colonel Charles Sheridan,
is alleged to be one of the hi
hackers, but Bowler cannot
squawk for obvious reasons.
Necessity being the mother OF
= invention, Burley conceived
the idea of manufacturing a
brand new beverage.
Mr.. Bowler is the biggest
/ planter of wild oats in Daniels
county. He does not go in
! = for barley much except in Ii
E Z quid form but he is a first
rate kleptomaniac and there Is
plenty of barley around Sco-
S = bey. Putting one and one to-
: gether = barley and oats =
MASKING the grains with
/ masher nothing more o.
> less) adding water, yeast ant
d sugar, Burley put the concoc
ton over fire in large pc
N appropriate for the purpose
m He then bored a hole in tn
side of the pot, attached
worn" to the hole and the
let nature take its course.
- While the hijackers wer
ok : watching the old still Burle
lie was watching the new on
- i Pretty soon little drops {
" powerful liquor were droppin
w y into pan. The Homo,
to y able Mr.. Bowler, ready to ris
r. = his life in the cause of scien'
in : went down on the pan, lappt
up few drops and found tn
ME ME after the fifth drop he had h
he regulation jag-the kind
needs when writing editoria
lei = on the Farmer-Labor party
md Sheridan county.
at Delerious with joy and ale
on hol Burley Immediately got
est = touch with Lard S. Olson
ri y Plentywood, tax-fraud racl
teer and peddler of fake
MI stock. Burley told Lard S.
the = the possibilities of the n
uit beverage and Lard suggest
i .me they Immediately organize
en- company to peddle stock
'me the Bowler Olson Bevers
.aa~ = Company, incorporated UNI
day the laws of Delaware.
The name Of the new b
ing erage which is expected to
' = on sale in the Collinson D.
Sea- = store, Scobey, in the near
sun . ture is "Burbow." There
cook = sharp struggle between L
will : and Burley over the ma
the $ Lard wanting to call it "E
thav = lar" but Burley thot I
OILS. would sound too much
! on "burglar" so Lard finally g
home III, e;l<
day. Inc TWO noeeu coiiAiuS
the dence men are now plannin
- stock-selling campaign.
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