Milford chronicle., 1930-05-30
WISE OR OTHERWISE
(The Pathfnder)

Luella-You're not angry with me
for going out with Archie last night?
Henrich-No, indeed TAXED
him into it.
st. Peter-And here is your gold
en- harp.
Newiy-Arrived American - How
much is the first payment?
Xydas-Yznaga said he was going
to some college in Florida this WIN
ter.
Yazge-They haven't any colleges
in FlOrida-it's too warm to wear
raccoon coats there.
Pecan-Were you lucky at the
races yesterday?
Toucan-I should say l was! Al
ter the races found a quarter ana
didn't have to walk home.
Scene in modern apartment:
She-Dear, there's a man under
the bed.
He-Don't disturb him-he'l
freeze to death in an hour or SO.
Doris Jean, it's time you were
thinking of getting married. Have
YOU anything towards it,"
"Yes, mother-he's waiting out
side now"
Jimmie-Pa, what is back talk?
! Pa-Something a husband never
gives his wife.
Ma Quitting in)-Yes, It's some
thing like candy and flowers.
Meyers-Are the fish biting?
rail- don't know. If they are
they're biting one another.
Waffles-I always take my poetry
personally to the editor.
Sorgum-Same here-I can't al
ford postage either. :,
Mrs. Youngwed-If this is an all
wool rug, why is it labeled cotton?
Clerk (rising to occasion)-That,
madam, is to fool the moths.
Mom-Young Mr.. Snortin ssent
Grace a bunch of orchids last night;
I think there's something up.
Pop-I'm surethere is. saw him
coming out of pawnshop yesterday
without his Overcoat.
Sweedlepipe-I suppose you ana
YOUR wife will soon be celebrating
your golden wedding anniversary?
Tweelepunch-Oh no! My wife Is
still irreconciled to our marriage.
Teacher-Can you give me an eX-
ample of a toothless animal of the
mammalian group?
Bobbie-Yes'm, my grandmam'
ma.
Fadder-Is dey half fares fol
children?
Conductor-Yes, under IA.
Fadder-Dat's all right-Weft
only got six.
Sally-I've been married more
than you. ,--.
Mayme-Yeah, you're two chump'
ahead of me.
Judge-How long has your hus
,, band been burglar?
Woman-Oh, for years and years
Judge-And after all these year,
you've decided to inform agalns
him.
Woman-Well, Your Honor, tn
! silverware and jewelry wasn't 81
I bad, but just couldn't put up witt
, it any longer after he brung hom
that saxophone.
e Anastasia-I caught my husban
e kissing the maid the other day.
e Anathema-Well, what did you d
about it? .. .-.. ... -.
Anastasia-I made him buy m
an expensive gown.
Anathema-Nowt that you've GO
q the gown. suppose you'll discharg
D the maid?
Anastasia-No, need a new fu
coat.
!. Funk-So today is your compar
i ionate wife's birthday?
E Bunk-Yes, and I'd send her
: present if hadn't lost her address
: Hospital Superintendent-Shall
e put you in a ward?
s Politiclan-No, I'm too sick
n talk politics.
e Abie-Pappa, vat is science?
: Pappa-My, how could you be
stupid! Science is dose tings Va
h says mo smoking"
: Collegiate Joe-Bill's car hasn
= got as much vibration as mine.
e Collegiate Sam-Heavens, no! Yo
can read the wisecracks on h
e without stopping the engine.
= Warren-Then you'll return IL
Il ring, of course?
/ Jennie-Tm sorry, but I traded
D in on new Ford.
IS MY LITTLE BOY AT PLAY
u gaze upon my little boy at play,
/ With only golden head and elf