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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
The Stars Say
For Friday, May 2.
By cENEvIEvE KEMBLE.

/" HE astral influences for this
day assist in decided gain and
divers advantages mainly Sc
cured by personal diligence. hard
work and saEacity. Much sub
stantial benefit should follow the
breaking UP Of old concessions
and distractions. with the assis-
lance Of elderly persons and insti-
tutions a. we'll as large corporations
and secret orders. The personal AZ
fllatiOns should also prove most fe-
licttous. Be alert as to deception and
subtlety. especially with writings.
Those whose birthday II Is are
promised a year OF substantial i'm
provement In affairs through the re-
moval OF crystallized and frustrat-
ing conditions. II IS advisable to
seek assistance from elderly persons
and institutions. close corporations
and score societies in launching new
projects. But be cautious 10 leave
no loopholes fer fraud or deception
In signing papers. Private attach
ments VIII prove felicitious.
A child born on this day should BE-
versatile. diligent and reBolute and
should accumulate substantial pos
sessions through its individual effort.
as well an through the favoritism af
elderly persons and institutions. Its
private life should be happy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

smiles. but the One Woman in
the world!
She didn't ike the Other Man
SO awfully well, after all.
There was something about
the way he ate olives, or was it
mis- technique with salad-any-
way, something disillusioned the
One Woman in the World and
she discovered that her husband
was the One Man in the World
for her-after all.
So she came home again, and
she and husband were, oh. 50
happy-why, it was like a sec
ond honeymoon.
The Other MAXWELL, he
didn't take it so reasonably.
There was something about
some borrowed money that had
been spent very fast indeed, buy
ing bracelets and the oldest sort
Of odd earrings, and cunning
little breakfast coats, and that
new sort of perfume that you
either hate or love to distraction
and then he seemed to be a
little hurt when the Only Woman
turned around in her tracks and
went back to her husband-just
like that
The Other Man was quite cut
up about it.
So he shot himself.
They say his mother was a
good deal upset.
But what's the use Of expect
ing mothers to be reasonable"
and "modern?"
| ask YOU.
0rvyrisbt. 1850. N-~spsp@ FsatuEs serytrs. In.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

A BEAUTIFULLY appointed table. flowers, lights, fine
n napery and delicate silver. And at the table a beautiful
- ~ girl with cleaning white shoulders. while opposite, to com
pete the picture, i a cleaning white head head that tries to
be oblvious Of the SHOWS deposited there BY Father Time. Such a
picture is. alas. only 100 common, but just the same it's quite
interesting TO observe, this thrcesome consisting OF Father Time,
Mr.. Cupid and Beauty in all the golden glory of her hssome youth.
Frequently, Cupid j. q spectre rather than a spectator, at the
feast. He knows that his voice is often far less persuasive than
the song that voices the desire Of Beauty for the soft living that
wealth alone can provide.
So often, age buys youth, pays heavily for lghthearted CON-
panionship, only to find that MS purchase was not worth while.
He has Beauty by his side, her gay laughter fits ike the chimes
Of half-forgotten bells through his mind, her youth brings back 10
him, perhaps for a few moments, the days when love rather than
lucre colored his world. But he has not bought, cannot buy,
Beautys heart. For a heart cannot be purchased, that is a cardinal
rule Of Love. Hearts for exchange but not for sale remains the
slogan that governs human happiness.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

tng, ana yet there IS sufficient giyc-
erin 70 keep the demon from Irritat.
'Eng the skin.
Used consistently during the CON-
ing Spring and Summer. II will not
only keep little daughters Skin fairer
sn color, but will keep its texture I'M
harmed from the long hours OF ex-
posure.
During tbs later Spring windburn
PLAYS havoc not only with the beauty
of the skin. but with ones comfort.
ard should your little girl come in
from play with a bad windburn you'll
find the white Of egg remedy will not
only draw out the redness. but will
be m~arvelously soothing. almost I'm
mediateiy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
The Conferences.

Lemon" I decided. and we pro-
ceeded TO discuss our tea leisureiy
and cnjoyably. ! did not believe we
should Be Interrupted. and. indeed.
Purnell had been summoned back
and had cleared the tea things away
a good. ten minutes before Harry's
knock sounded on the door.
will you come over?r he said.
Ill isn't quito UP to leaving her own
fireside."
do you mind II ! stay here7'
Mary asked.
Very much" Mr.. Underwood re-
piled promptly. You needn't Join
our executive session II you don't
va NJ 10. but no leaving you in the
empty apartment at this j~uncture.
IL you don't mind. Bring along q
book or some writing and choose any
room YOU like saw the living room"
IL don't wan a book. thank you"
Mary swept him n curtSey. II crave
sleep and lots OF Il. II nobody minds
my taking a nap. that's my pro-
Eramme."
Best thing you could do" Mr..
Underwood agreed hearty. and. TAX
ing the key from my hand. he locked
SUI door and escorted Mary and me
through the door Of his own apart
ment. which he had left ajar.
Lillian was sitting in frnt OF the
fire in a comfortable negliEee. her
head resting against the chair back.
M II she were spent with WEAKNESS.
That there had been tears. grateful
ones. ! guessed. IN the interview just
concluded.
/ knew as I looked NJ her eyes.
though she had 50 cleverly con-
cealed their ravages that no one save
a friend knowing her every mood
and tense. as did l.. could have
guessed that she had been weeping.
But there was something Ike the
soft light OF a candle IN her face
which told me that she had found
the ~reassurinE peace and happiness
for which she lonEed IN her hus-
bands steadfast love.
When Mary had excused herself
and gone into a room beyond earshot
OF us. Harry Underwood spoke incis-
lively.
Now. let's have the werks." he
said. AS quickly ss you can. I've
gvt 70 round up this Neritzen bird
and manhandle him"
Continued Tomorrow
Copyright. 1850. Newspaper Fssisss Service. Inc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

Ike LudL ell. maND6 he
wouldn't; you can't blame him.
Men in love are peculiar, very
peculiar. Especially when they
are in love with someone else's
wife.
Now You run along and be
good, and If you find you don't
ike the Other Man as well as
you think you r going to just
drop me a wire and III send you
a ticket home, and meet you at
the train"
And the woman, being a nice,
modern little girl, said:
"What a dear you are!" and
packed her little suit case and
hung all her smart little frocks
in her shining new wardrobe
trunk and locked her beautiful
hats up in the hatbox, and said
goodbye and stepped right along
like the incest little Babe in the
Woods you ever read about, in
the incest kind of a fairy tale.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

IL to e n e
our hearts and
muscles to do
their work.
One hears
much about a
balanced diet.
How many are
I h e c w h o
know what this
means? Even
il they do real
lie its import
ance, there are
: o m a n " !
either dcliber-
ately or with
o u t mt g n {,
who 70 lmer-
rilv on their
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
Efferfirn RemedY-

This treatment IS quite simple TO
give. Just separate the whites from
the yolks OF TIVE eggs and then beat
the whites until they IRE stiff.
Smooth this over the windburned
skin, coating It generously until all
that which is RED and sore has been
covered Allow the froth 70 dry and
then moisten IL well with ccld water
70 insure comfortable removal. II Is
best 70 saturate a cloth with cold
water and 10 hold this 70 the skin.
repeating four or five times before
attempting 20 wipe of the white OF
egg
AZ soon as the froth Is srnoothed
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

by such activity.
But what to do about it? Children simply
won't wear hats at play and one can scarcely
blame them We can, however, inaugurate as a
definite part Of their care, additional treatments
to aid materially in keeping their skin from be-
coming too tanned.
IL Is well to mention now, and this sugges-
ton should be taken seriously. that severe bleach
ing treatments for children's skin are absolutely
taboo. I'm not in favor Of any OF the stronger
preparations or treatments even being thought
OF IN relation 70 a child. but Il is possible to use
some of the milder ones very effectively and
without endangering the delicate texture of the
skin one bit
One splendid formula Is made BY adding three
tablespoonfuls of lemon juice to two ounces of
glycerin. This formula is changed a little from,
admits and II II dana inAnr+innnnr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
BV Dlax >TrelI


Help, help"
The dog did yslp.
* cannot catch ny tail
It's much too short
And WON'T BE- caught
On anything but n NALL"
Shadow Song.
IFF! Bang Biff! How thA
n sticks flewI
Nil. Flor. Hand. Tam ana
Knarf-the five shacow-chIldren-
we're attacking a ny. OF course, It's
nothing FOR real-children 10 fight
with a fly. but when shadows, which
are no bigger than "a. thumb-nar.
fight with one Il In nc such easy
matter They were armed with tiny
twiE-ends and bits az dandelion stalk.
and II was a long time before the fly
finally rolled over on its back ana
lay quite still.
"Hoorayr' shouted Knarf. pu..
ting p foot on the fly's stomach
and waving his Bit or stalk FOR low.
You would have imagined they had
Just killed a lion. The others Joined
in the shouting until Hand inter-
rupted with: And now We have u
take It to the spider. as We prom
lsed."
The spider had spun them each
new clothes the day before. and "a
they couldn't pay In money for what
could a spider do with money! they
promised 70 bring her a fly.
TO get the fly up TO The web was
something they hadn't thought
about TO begin with. the web was
in the highest corner OF the garrett.
and they were way out I'm the gar
DEN. Then. what was worse. the NV
weighed 50 much that they could
scarcely bulge II.
Nil and Flor grasped one wing,
Hand and Knarf FrasPcd the other.
and Yam seized r OF the legs.
"Nowl All pull toretheri One. two
three cried knarf. Nevertheless,
4 didn't bulge.
Wen have TO get some help" said
Hand.
Let's call that bird" said MI.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
Reasonable Husband.
The husband!

The husband
Oh, he stayed at home. He
went to his club and he played
golf. and he read al the newest
books, especially the books which
treat the old-fashioned passion
of love from a reasonable mod
ern, point Of view.
He looked a little sad perhaps.
and sometimes he seemed a bit
absent-minded, but one Joyous
day who should come tripping
home again all sunshine and
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

+Underwoods Join US. And then I
want you 10 be a good little girl and
rot into your room while we older
people 70 into a committee OF ways
and means"
Just watch me trot." shs retorted.
The way ! feel now Ill 20 In and
hide my head under the pillows until
somebody comes TO assure me
they've put that mar IN a strait
Jacket There. You see ] didn't men
ton his name. VIII you have cream
or lemon. Aunta Madge7'
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
Words of the Wise

The superfluous - q very
necessary thing.
Law Is king Of all -Alfcrd-
Tee huraa gores make one
fiTfre. -Brorntng.
All spirits are enslaved which
serve things evil. Shelley.
Praise great estates; cultivate
= small one Virgil.
Music = the universal Ian
guage. Wilson.
When rHHng on companions
gone,
we doHbIy feel ourselves alone.
Scott.
Scoffing cometh not OF wis
dom Sidney.
Necessity makes m honest
man q knave. -Defoe.
Nothing II more foolish than
foolish laughter. -Catullus.
The mind 10 free, rh1te'er
clfIfct the man. -Dr1rton
Tools we're made and born were
hands,
Every farmer understands.
Blake.
Art. glory. freedom fail. but
Nature still j. fair. Byron.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

She was the most beautiful woman in the
world-to him
And he was the handsomest man in the
world-to her.
Everyone laughed and said, "It won't last
long"
And it didn't
Not so very long.
To be quite exact about IL. 1t lasted about
a yczT or maybe two years, come to think OF it.
And all at once she met the Other Man.
And all at once again the Other Man was
the handsomest and the most fascinating per-
son in the woodland she was the most beausi-
full woman in the world-to the other man.
So she told her husband about it and her
husband said:
"Tut-tut-well, now that is too bad; it's
really too bad.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

M AIRY stared az me FOR a long
I'VE minute while she digested
the theory ! had just ad-
vanced, that Philip vsrltzen's espl-
onags had been directed TO Harry
Underwood and myself because az
the work he had entrusted 10 us.
rather than 10 her. Then she shook
her curly head decidedly. while "a
skeprcal smile touched the corners
Of her mouth.
No" she said. THE colors on
that theory are not 6unfaSt. Hes not
crazy. and only an insane person
would doubt you or Mr.. Underwood"
I'm not % sure. Mary / said
tudlcially. with the devout hope that
I had enough h~istriOnic ability 10
make my words plausihly impressive.
I'm not at all sure that Mr.. Ecrit-
zen Is altogether sane. In fact. I
think ne has shown distinct signs OF
memoranda. or, at least. eEomania.
more than once. He IS a nan who
IS apt TO get any insane idea into
his head and act upon I'll"
II know" Mary nodded her head
vigorously. THAT just proves what
I've been saying. The only time he's
acted crazy Is when he's been max
ing a balloon ascension over Noel not
c~ottoning to Princess Dina. as he'd
set his heart upon the ratch. He
hasn't bothered himself about any
thing else that I've heard OF, and I've
been sticking around pretty close"
I ioosened my grasp Of her arms
and motioned her 70 a seat opposite
me before | spoke.
MY dear child" 7 said AZ last with
purposeful l~oftiness. you know moth
ing whatever OF Philip Veritzen's
professional affairs since you severed
your connection with him."
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
Sun and Wind Burn
Authority Suggests White Of Egg as a Safe Method in
Treating Delicate Skin Of a Child Who Has
Suffered From Exposure.
By JOSEPHINE HUDDLEsTON

THRoM now on the child-eH will be o~ut-of-doors every possible
In moment and although playing in the sun is one OF the most
N heaithful measures possible. there are many mothers who do not
to see the delicate skin Of their little daughters becoming tanned
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

Mice OF you 10 dress It up that
way" she said with nonchaiance. IN
which there was bitterness. You
mean when he kicked me out"
Therefore" I went on. ignoring
her interruption, you have no rea-
son for your assumption that his
only insane ideas are those concern
ing his sons matrimonial plans. But
there Is Purnell with the tea" as "a
knock sounded upon the door. win
you 90. dear?"
/ was glad TO give her something
70 do. equally pleased Y have a min
ute or two to pull myself together.
When Purnell had deity placed the
tea things on a table and made his
smiling, deferentlal exit. ! spoke
firmly:
Were going 70 declare a truce"
! said. NO discussion on unpleasant
subjects aver the tea things"
That surely bars old Phil VERT
zen. Esquire" Mary said stoutiv.
Hes about the most unpleasant sub
tect I know Just now"
II think ! agree with you. Mary"
7 told her smiling. $50 we won't
mention his name again until the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

IN COLOR that IS adaptable for
II both the miss and her mother
has a right 70 be proud OF its
fashionable distinction.
Youthful. indeed. IS thu little suit
sketched here today that would be
admirable for the well-dressed school
girl. Simply cut, with "a turned-down
collar and tie. the three-quarter coat
ard the closing nf tho wraparound
skirt are edged with IA hand os cot
ton rep, white pique which II finely
pleated. With = beret Of the same
soft wool ~ the ensemble. any young
miss could step into Spring with style
authority.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

I'll tel you what you do-dont run away with the Other Man
secretly. Just bid me goodbye, and go-lke the girl in the song.
I'll take you @ the train myself-what? The Other Man wouldnt
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
The Zone Woman"
Returns Home
.Winifred Blacks Story Today
She Didn't Lore the Other Man So Much, After All
No0 Dear, Reasonable, Modern Husband, Who
" Thought Only Of Her, Is Smiling again!

(NHE was young and he was young, and they were desperately
in love with each other.
They told each other that people had loved before, and peo-
pie would love again, but nobody had ever loved or ever could love
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

Ne one s0ggesteu Tor adults and i IS done Intentionally.
This lotion can be kept in a handy spot and used several times
each day. The gycern is soothing and an old favorte for restoring
chapped skin to snoothness. The addition o. the lemon makes It bleach.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
Value Of a
Balanced
Diet
In This Age of Great Acfirihr
H rs Necessary TO Maintain
Health iCifh Proper Foods.

BY r. 8. NJ. ID.
IT,. 8. Senator from New York
Former Commissioner or Health.
Neso York Ctr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

WYE ARE living today in an
W. age Of great activity. II
j. necessary that we have
the proper food to keep the body
in good condition. We must have
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

COOLIES. like macaroni. can
take the place Of potatoes or
rice as the starchy vegetable
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

HE astral influences for this
day assist in decided gain and
divers advantages mainly Sc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01
Reawakening
TrdreIers and Harry Underwood Gather in Council
10 Discuss the Veritsen-DetecfiUc Pus=ie.
By Adele Garrison

AIRY stared al me FOR a long
minute while she digested
49, IA thnnr- I Ia -. -
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-05-01

Copyright. 1889. SsrnruB- F-tur. ssr-i... rHn
The Washington times., 1930-03-12
PICKU PSAND PUT OUTS
By GEoRGE A. SIMPSON

'T reported that Bill Sheffield will enter his Washington
Black sox in the Eastern CoOred Baseball League this year
Fred Williams, who managed and coached the
Epiphany fives watches from the sdelines Buck Grer
of old Petworth fame returns to sandlot baseball
manager Of the Northerns who is president of that select
body that gathers every morning at Vic Gauzzas sport store
on Ninth Street? Marty Gallagher is the verge Of
prosperity bought couple Of suits and recently
Sad" Sam 0rmes would shed tears if the Northerns
beat the Mohawks and Apaches next fall Henry " Miller,
who dresses Santa Claus during Christmas, admits he
80 years old looks though he but go arisen
every morning at for the past 80 years Ben Min
nick will return to the Norherns his old love- played
with the Mohawks last fall. Admiral Dewey another
Hawk may follow suit Mike Walsh has given up football
George T. Cox isn't promoting any billiard tourna-
ments AL Sears keeps in close touch with the stua
tion Norman Hutchinson the Printers pitcher was star
basketer at Tech High years ago. Pepco Barry takes
sprint every morning to keep in shape. Harry Ruby,
weknown Broadway composer and producer, is working
out with the Grffmen at Biloxi Colonel Jake Rupert Of
the Yanks played first base for juvenile team and held
ms position furnished the uniforms, balls and bats .
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were athletes
weghtlifters and wrestlers.
The Washington times., 1930-03-12
Final Rites for Barr
On Friday Afternoon

Final service for Robert Nc
Clelland Barr, pioneer pitcher of
the Washington club who died
yesterday, will be held Friday
afternoon from the w. w.
Chambers funeral parlors at 3
o'clock. Barr, better known as
Bob, hurled the old Washington
club to an Eastern League cham.
pionship in 1885,
He was the Iron Man" pitcher
of that team, taking the mound
in SO games and hurting Is of
the last "a games of the season.
He also was member Of the
Buffalo. Rochester, Indianapolis
and Pittsburgh teams. After his
professional baseball career, he re-
turned here and entered the
District government where he was
still employed at the time Of his
death.
The Washington times., 1930-03-12
PICK WETHERED.
AS CAPTAIN

LONDON, March 12.-The nam.
ing of Roger Wethered as captain
of Great Britain's Walker cup
team by the championship COM
mittee of st. Andrews club was
the subject of much discussion
here today.
Surprise was evidenced, in. all
quarters that the committee of
which Wethered is member
selected Wethered as leader in.
stead of Cyril Tolley, Britain's
amateur titleholder and con.
sidered by many the finest Eng.
glish player.
Named with Wethered to meet
the American invaders on the
Sandwich links on May Is and
Is, were Rex Hartley, Sir Ernest
HoldernesS, j. N. Smith, j. A,
Stout, Cyril Tolley and T.y A;
Torrance. Three other places on
the British team remain to- be
filled. .>:..
The new captain is the brother
of the noted Joyce, British
women's amateur champion in
1928.
The Washington times., 1930-03-12
Virginia Gridmen Get
TwO-Week Vacation

UNIVERSITY, Va, March 12.-
Earl Abel, Virginia's head coach
of football, has suspended the
spring gridiron drills for two
weeks. They will be resumed on
March "a. at the, end of the Sec
ond term examination period.
Several weeks Of intensive foot
ball drill are planned by Coach.
Abel. Two, possibly three, teams
will be organized, and a series
OF games will be. played between
these elevens during April. Coach
Abel has been giving his charges
the plays they will use next fall,
and he wants the men to have an,
opportunity to use these: In action
The Washington times., 1930-03-12
|1TODAYS
oPORTORIALIIz
B,k KIRK MILLER~

Should Gosn Griffith Styme
their negotiations
hundred Washington
their controversy author
in letter and telegram
With all due modesy and with feeling that the public
well local baseball officials entitled the
reaction to this efforts to smoke out the facts
turning column the who
taken in hand to air their views.
Harry Alexander 513 B st. E.. this letter:
Thank for trip to Salem N j. to investigate the
outielder Cosln. After hearing his de admire
courage standing
Washington club lose dollar this
Sunday the Gooses salary for whole
fit this for his splendid
in and out do not feel like paying the price OF
games ALL it's the the
getting himself"
The Washington times., 1930-03-12
.HEFFELF|NGER
TOPS NEWSNEN

Phil Heffelfinger, last year
newspaper champion. chalked up
the highest score in the qualifying
round, with Floyd Montgomery,
of the Book of Washington, finish
ing number two and William
Beatty. National Tribune, last
years runner up, third with 539,
one pin behind Montgomery.
The remainder of the qualify
ing round will be rolled today, in
three squads, afternoon, and two
evening squads at 1880 and $3.50.
After this round the bowlerS will
be divided into two classes, the
half having the highest scores will
go into the championship flight
and the others will be assigned to
the consolation flight. Last nights