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The Washington times., 1930-03-24
Somerset Citizen Group
To Give 2 Short Plavs

SILVER SPRING, Md, March
24.-The Somerset Citizens ASso-
ciation will hold a "get-together"
meeting at the Somerset school
building tomorrow.
Two one-act plays will be given
by the Misses Lucy Dunbar, Mary
LaCroix, Martha Roberts, Messrs.
Thomas Dowd and Irving NJ.
Day, who are members of the
Montgomery Players, and are
broadcasters over WJSV, Mount
Vernon Hills. Va, radio broad
casting station.
A short business meeting will
precede the program. The meet
ing will be in charge of Mrs.
Holland Huntington. chairman of
the program and entertainment
committee.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
DR.. Fisher Made Head
Of StauntOn Shriners

STAUNTON, Va, March "a
DR.. Guy r. Fisher was elected
president Of the Staunton Shrine
Club, succeeding Charles K.
Brown. who declined to stand for
reelection.
Other officers named are: Earl
Wilson. vice president (re-elect-
ed); E. Russell Cover, secretary;
Irvine Weinberg, treasurer Gre
elected; Halle E. Coiner, ser,
geant-at-arms (re-elected.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
SOVIET CAPITOL
HURT BYF|RE

MOSCOW, March "a G.NS.D-
Fire of undetermined origin, des.
troyed the floors and interior
woodwork and scaffolding of one
wing of the uncompleted History
Capitol of the Soviet Union. The
loss may run into several hun
dred thousands rubles, If it is
found that the brick walls will
have to be rebuilt.
The building, covering an en-
tire block, will house all govern
ment bureaus, connected with the
central executive committee, and
will have living quarters for sew
eral hundred government of,
fieials.
The fire ragged for six hours.
Two companies Of Red infantry
and one cavalry brigade were
called out to assist the fire de.
partment in 20-below zero wealth.
er. It is presumed that the fire
started from an overheated sala-
mander inside of the building.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24

Times Staff Photo
MISS THELMA BONINI
MASCOT DRUM-MAJOR Of
the Overseas Band, Drum and
BugIe Corps of the Veterans of
Foreign Wars with "HOtsy.
Totsy," her terrier pal. On
Wednesday night she will lead
the V. F. w. buddy poppy
parade from Union Station to
the White House.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
SAMUEL R. WHISTLER DEAD

HARRISONBURG, Va, March
24.-Samuel r. Whistler. aged 80,
lifelong resident of this COM
munity, died here at the home Of
his daughter, Mrs. Emma Click.
The Washington times., 1930-03-24
BERLIN GUS DISCOUNT

FERLIN. NGrch "a QN.SD.
The ReichSbank today announce d
a reduction in the discount rate
from Sh TO 8 per cent.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
PROF|T-TAKING
HALTSST0CKS
ADVANCE
By W. s. COUSINS

NEW YORK, Feb. ~ G.NS)-
Though higher prices We
quoted in the early trading todc--
for the utility stock and the spS
cialties, the market as whole
was held back by profit-taking
and short selling. North Ameri-
can, Brooklyn Union Gas, Con.
solidated, Standard Gas and other
active utilities were able to re-
sumo their upward movement,
and Sinclair Oil was an outstand.
ing ground gamer in the indus
trials.
Buying demand for Sinclair
was based on the new rumors Of
a probable merger of this com.
pany with Prarie Oil and Gas or
other powerful petroleum unit.
The stock advanced another
point to 25s in an active market.
Renewal Of the gas" price war
by the reduction Of retail prices a
cent a gallon by Standard of New
York has again detracted from
The popularity Of oil stocks.
Both grain and cotton rallied
to slightly higher prices at the
opening of their markets, but
Wall Street was disposed to wait
for definite evidence of an up
move in commodity prices before
committing itself to the bull side
Of the stock market.
Call money renewed at Az per
cent, with competition in the out.
side market, where funds were
offered at per cent.
American Telephone and Tele.
graph sold up points at 237 In
the lead of the high-priced spe.
cialties in the second hour.
Radio Keith and Warner Broth.
ers also resumed their brilliant
advance, and Radio touched q
new high on the move at 48. Mo-
tor stocks sold higher near the
noon period.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
CHICAGO LIVESTOCK

CHICAGO. Feb. 27 U.NS).
Hogs-Receipts. 10000; market Is and
Is cents higher. Top. $i1.5O: bulk,
$lO.25@l1.40: heavyweight. $1O.40@11.lO:
medium weight. $1O.750l1.6O; light
weight. $10.S0@l1.sO; light lights. $1O@
ll.S5 packing sows, tS.75@1O.15; pigs,
$9.2 a. 1915: holdOVers. O,OOO.
Cattie-Recetpts' 5000; market steady
Calves-Receipts 2.5O0; market steady.
Beef steers-Good and choice, SI3.6O6
16; common and mediums. S106lS;
yearlings, $1o@16.5O. Butcher cattle
$6.5O@9.5O: calves, SIO0I4: feeder
steers, $9@11.50; stocker steers, S8@1l:
stocker cows and heifers, $6@S.
Sheep-Receipts, II, 900; market steady.
Medium and chaice lambs, $1O011:
culls and common, $S.60@S.59; year
llngs, $S@9; common and choice ewes,
RS@6.75; feeder lambs. $s@10.25.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
Livestock Marts
BALTIMORE

BALTIMORE. Feb. 2s.-Live stock:
Cattle-Receipts. 100 head. Market
steady. Steers-Good to choice, $40
12.5O; medium and good. $11.2S,@12;
fair to medium, $10.25 5@1126; plain to
fair. $925@1O.25; common to plain.
sS@s. Bulls-Medium to good. $500
Q; fair to medium, $s@s.6o; plain to
fair, $750@S; common to plain, SO
75O. Cows-Medium to good, $75o@S:
fair to medium. $S@7,5O; plain to fair.
S596; common to plain. S495. Heifers
Good to choice. $10911: medium to
good. $s@1O; fair to medium. $s0S;
plain to fair, $70S: common to plain.
1907. Fresh cows and springers.
$60@150.
sheep and Lambs-Receipts, IS head.
Market lower. Sheep, $2@6.6o; lambs
J Hoss-Receipts. 400 head. Market
steady to lover; Lights, S11.7!%ts;
l2,1O. roughs. S16O@1O80: light pigs,
s1OQ1o.75; pigs, $11.2O@11.4O. Ohio
hogs, Is cents higher than quotations.
Calves-Receipts, IS head. Market
lower. Calves $7@14.5O.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
NEW YORK

NEW YORK, Feb. 26.--Live stock:
Cattle-Market receipts. 210 head;
directs 1870 head. One load Of 1882
pound medium steers shade lower, at
S11.60. Cows slow, steady. Few good.
1896; common to medium. $6.25@S:
low cutters and cutters. s$4@6. Bulls
slow, weak to 25 cents lower. Common
to medium mostly $6.500S.50. Odd
head, $S.75. Vealers and calves-Mar-
ket receipts. $40 head; directs, 100
head. Vealers slow. steady to weak,
largely of New York origin. Good to
choice, 315@16; mediums, $1O.5O@14.5O:
Gull and common. &7@1o. No calves
on sale.
Hogs-Market receipts, 40 head: di.
Fects. 5.490 head. None sold early.
Indications around 25 cents lower.
Sheep-Market receipts, none; directs.
$3.50 head. No lambs nor sheep on
sale. Prices nominal.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27

"Ex dividend. TEX rIEhts Plus ~ in stock. sPay-
able in scrip Plus - stock Paid last regular
rata playable in stock PAYABLE when earned Pay.
in cash stock Plus IO% stock Plus G% II
stock. Plus az in stock jPluS ~ In stock PISa
Subject approval Of UtockhOdO& Plus SxtraA uni'
than 100 shArea
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
CHICAGO

CHICAGO. Feb. IS G.N.s).-Livs
Hogs-Receipts, 10000 head; market
loc higher. Tor, $11.2O: bulk 500
l1.1o; heavyweight. S1O0lO.75: medium
weight, $1O.S5@11.20; lightweight. 5000
011.20; light-lights, $9.S5@11.10; pack
ing sows. $3.50 @9.S5: pigs, $SQ10.5o.
cattls%Receipts, $500 head; market
steady Calves-Receipts, 2,000 head; /;
market steady. Beef steers good and
choice, $14@15.5O; common and medium,
&1O@13.50; yearlings, $1o915.50. Butcher
cattle, heifers, $S@13; cows. 5000;
bulls. 5000; calves, $lo9l4; feeder
steers, $9011.50: stocker steers, $S811;
stocker cows and heifers. &6@s.
Sheep-Recelpts. is. 900 head; market
SSc lower; medium and choice lambs,
soon; culls and common, 5000;
yearlinEs. SSGS50; common and choice
ewes. S4d 575; feeder lambs, SEQ IS.
TOday's Classified Ads will help y0U
solve your transportation worries
consult the Used CAR FOR SALE
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
BANK STATEMENTS.

Washington Clearing House,
$3,585, ,562.34.
New York Clearing House ex-
change, $1.006, 900 900.
New York Clearing House bal.
ance, $135. 100000
Treasury balance, SIS, ,S77 ,462.SI.
Customs receipts, $50, 0,280, ,682 SO.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
MILD WEATHER
CUTS GAS CD.
RECEIPTS

+ Unusually mild weather and q
shortened billing period during
January is blamed for the decline
in net income of the Washington
Gas Light Company this month.
The drop in net income was from
$95,847.80 in January, 1929, to
$66, for the first month
this year.
The Public Utilities Commis-
sion yesterday received operation
reports from the Washington Gas
Light Company and the George
town Gas Light Company. The
Georgetown Company showed a
net corporate income of $40, ,698.8O
for January, 1880, as compared
with $16,404.97 for the month in
1929.
The weather which in January,
1929, was a great deal colder than
usual boosted the sales of gas,
while unusually warm spells dur
ing the same month of 1880
caused q drop of many cubic feet
in the gas consumption of the
District.
j. w. Forgie, formerly an in
Spector in the Bureau of Aero
nauticS of the Navy Department
and for many years general fac
tory superintendent of the Ma
tional Guage and Equipment
Company, Of Lacrosse, Wis, yes
terday was appointed general
superintendent Of the Van Sicklen
Corporation, an associate COM
pany of the Allied Motor Indus
tries, Inc. Forgie is widely known
In Washington where he served
with the aeronautical bureau dur
ing the World War.
F. B. Pryor, Of waggaman,
Brawner & Co., is in North Caro-
lima. it was learned yesterday.
He is expected to return about
March 2. John F.. Brawner, of
the same company, recently ac-
companied Pryor to Norfolk.
Information for those who con-
template travelling abroad is con-
tanned in booklet recently is
sued by the Washington Loan
and Trust Company entitled
s'When You Put Out to Seas"
= The booklet outlines the travel
service of the institution and
calls attention to the fact that
the Washington Loan and Trust
Company is the only institution
In the world where clients can
obtain the service of one of the
largest travelling agencies without
going out of the bank.
!: Information on travellers checks
and letters of credit neces-
sary for those who contemplate
foreign travel is contained in the
book. It also advises procedure
in securing commercial letters Of
credit and tells of the many ad-
vantages of handling commercial
foreign projects through the bank.
It is said to be an innovation
In banking literature and is Great
ing a great deal Of interest. in
local banking fields, as well as
much comment from out-of-town
bankers.
Major Ennalls Waggaman,
president of Waggaman, Brawner
b Co., Ltd, investment bankers,
with offices in the 1700 block I
st. N. W., returned to Washing
ton yesterday after a trip to
Canada. His stay in the city,
however, was very short, for he
left almost Immediately for
Florida. from whence he is ex-
pected to return in about a week.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
LOCAL STOCKS
FURNISHED by w. B. Hibbs & Coz
SALES

FURNISHED by W. B. Hibbs Coz
SALES
Capital Traction, SIS, $500@95h;
$1,000@9512.
Potomac Electric. cons, IS,
$2,0O0@10112.
washington Gas, IS, B, 5000
105b.
Washington Railway and Elec.
trio, As, $10,000@85h.
Washington Gas, IS, A, $1,000
1902; $1,000 102.
Potomac Electric, IS, pfd., 100
111as.
Potomac Electric, 51zs, pfd.,
10@1075s; 13@1075s.
American Security and Trust
Company, 3@425.
Lanston Monotype. 40115.
AFTER CALL
Anacostia and Potomac r. R.,
SIS, $1,0O0Q83.
The Washington times., 1930-02-27
FOREIGN BONDS

Half OR your Rental wOFrieA are 0v"r
when YOU consult the Rental Ads IN
tOday'S Times Classified Ads.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

Miss Carol shares honors in sThe Breakaway" with Jeanette Dancey, a tiny pickaninny.
 Walking With Susie" with the exception of Frank Richardson, is an all-negro number.
 Lola Lane, who plays the lead in the "backstage" story woven into the revue, sings Big City Blues, , in manner that demonstrates the talent which took her from small Iowa town to the lead in the Greenwich Village Follies in less than two years.
 Dixie Lee scores an individual tri- umph in her song number, Why Can't I Be Like You?" in a setting that reveals the latest products of the modiste's art.
 Comedy honors are captured by the inimitable Stepin Fetchit.
 The chorus is youthful, beautiful and graceful, and the ensemble numbers leave nothing to be de sired.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
DYNAMITE" AGAIN
 AT PALACE TONIGHT

Cecil B. De Mile, who has been taking his own time about entering the talking picture field, again proves his right to be ranked with the outstanding motion picture per sonalities with the super -produc- tion, Dynamite" which stands out as an epoch-making attraction in the field of audible films. "Dyna- mite" will again be at the Palace Theatre.
 Created by De Mile from a story by his ace scenarist, Jeanie MacPherson, Dynamite" is re- plete with thrills, hunlor, swanky society settings and grim dramatic situations. It seems that it's vet eran director has overlooked noth- ing-not excluding star-spansled cast-that might make the photo play one of the great pictures of the present era.
 Conrad Nagel, an outstanding player in both silent and talking films Julia Faye, with De Mile for many years, and Charles Bickford and Kay Johnson of the speaking stage form an impressive quartet and divide acting honors among them. Rickfords siX-foot-two phy- sique and his dynamic manner fits him perfectly for the characterize ton of the coal miner which he so adroitly provides, and Nagel, as Bickfords antagonist for the af- factions of Miss Johnson, is in Q role for which he is ideally suited
 One of the fascinating episodes ir Dynamite" details an "aero-hoop' race in which girls are strapped to gigantic hoops and rolled over and over down a hundred yard course, to settle a small wager oi $10O,OOO.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

artistically staged, the principals are talented and youthful and the music is original and provocative.
 There is a highly interesting story interwoven into the texture of the revue with expert hands which added greatly tos the enjoyment of last nights audiences.
 With such a galaxy of talent and beauty, it is difficult to single out any particular numbers for es- pecial praise, although That's You, Baby" "The Breakaway," Walking With Susie" and Pearl of Old Japan" received the most applause.
 That's You, Baby" serves to in- troduce David Percy, handsome young baritone, who has a voice of grand opera caliber. Sharon Lynn plays opposite Percy and has a contralto voice of charm.
 This number also is the vehicle for the debut of Sue Carol and David Rollins.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
ALEUTIAN DUE HERE
 TOMORROW VISITORS MAY INSPECT CRAFT

The Aleutian, Capt. Charles Glasscock, new liner of the Alaska Steamship Company, is expected to arrive in Juneau sometime to- morrow afternoon or evening, 1t was announced today by local agents.
 While nothing definite has been received late today of her hour of arrival, eports on the vessels progress north indicate she will reach here tomorrow.
 During her stay in port. local persons are invited to inspect the new Aleutian from stem to stern, Willis Novel;, agent, said. The ship will be open to visitors at all hours.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
RECORD SALES MADE TODAY ON
 STOCK MARKET
Over Eight Million Sales Reported Stocks Rall
 lied Violently <

 NEW YORK, May 5.-The largest days sales in the New York Stock Market since last November, over 8,300,000, were reported today. Stocks rallied violently as pow erful supporting orders were thrown into the market.
 The bears scampered to cover on short commitments.
 Wall Street rumors that some of the leading bankers, who acted to stabilize the market last fall, were planning to offer support, is re- garded as a factor in the rush to cover, but the rumors lacked con firmation.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
CLARA BOW SOON BE
 SEEN AT COLISEUM

She established herself as the Empress of Tt" the first time she appeared in pictures. She estab- lished herself as a talking picture actress when she appeared in "The Wild Party" and now she establish es herself as one of the worlds most versatile actresses in her role of equestrienne and female clown in Dangerous Curves" She is Clara Bow and her newest all-talk- ing play, story of the "big top comes to the Coliseum soon.
 In support of Miss Bow in this new picture are Richard Arlen, featured player in "The Man l Love-" and other successful films,
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

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The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
Attractions At Theatres
FOX FOLLIES NOW
 SHOWING, COLISEUM

Fox Follies opened last night at the Coliseum to enthusiastic audi ences.
 This all-talking musical comedy sings, dances, talks, sighs and also laughs. It is everything that a stage musical revue is, with the ad- dition of the numerous advantages the motion picture enjoys over the stage.
 The numbers are expertly and
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
ZIMMERMAN TRANSFERS TO
 A. R. c. AND GOES TO NOME

A. F. Zimmerman, clerk in the Juneau Postoffice today transferred to the Alaska Road Commission and will be assigned to the local headquarters of that organization for several weeks. After familiar izing himself with the accounting system, he will be sent to Nome as disbursing clerk for the Seward
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
MISS BURKE HERE

To accept position with the fur store of Charles Goldstein Miss Mary Burke of Tacoma, came north on the Admiral Watson She is employed in the finishing de- partment.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

David Newell, romantic lead in "The Hole in the Wall' and Kay Francis, the suave vamp of Gen tlemen of the Press" ttsi
 Richard Arlen is the leading man in the picture.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
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The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
Ice at Nenana
 Cannot Hold Much Longer

The ice at Nenana cannot hold much longer than 48
 } hours at the most was the
 } confidential report received at the Juneau Cable office } this afternoon by one of the } operators from an operator } at the Seward station.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

ury and semi-luxury articles such as automobiles, radio sets, motion pictures and artificial silk goods
 The worldwide tendency toward chain stores and other business concentrations characteristic of this age he says, lis possible only be- cause of a certain uniformity in the ways of living, certain mould ing of the masses that overshadows national particularisms.
 Regardless of a disturbing amount of unemployment in England, the United States, Germany, Italy and Hungary, from the point of view of labor conflicts, 1929 may be con- sidered as having been really very calm"
 Agriculture, on the contrary, has no cause to congratulate itself. v The farm situation he finds gen erally difficult"
 His last word is a hope that the new Bank of International Settle ments will help stabilize world credit. .T
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
(Internationai Newsresit

Peninsula district. He will go to Nome on the first steamer sailing for that port from Seattle.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

Miss Alberta Gallwas, who has been in charge of school at Gus tavis, returned aboard the Marg- nita to her home in Douglas. ', q
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05

Virginia cotton mills kept 69,928 spindles active during February.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1930-05-05
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-08
The Once Over
IMAGINARY INTERVIEWS WITH FAMOUS
AMERICANS

Copyright, 1880, BY The Associated Newspapers
mo. 1856. Robert Tyre Jones, Jr)
Q-Mr. Jones. how does 1t feel to win all the major
golf championships in 4 single season?
Al rather like the experience. Those major tour
naments give a golfer excellent practice.
Q-They help him smooth out his game, as it we're?
A-Exactly.
Q-Now that you have won all the titles, what do
you plan to do next?
Al think III perfect my game and see what was
the matter with 1t all this year. I never quite got
going.
Odd you find the Merton course difficult?
A-Rather. I didn't get a single hole-in-one 1t
must have been the slant Of the greens or the grass
texture.
Odd Romans at any time give you any real
trouble, Mr.. Jones?
A-Who7
Q.-Homans. the boy you met in the final?
A-Oh, was that his name7
Q-Are you ever nervous on the eve Of a major
tournament?
Ayes, I'm so intent on my game the night before
that my opponents can't sleep all night.
Q-Before you tee off IN a big match have you any
misgivings?
Al almost always have a fear I won't get a SO.
Q-When you first took up golf did you have any
idea you would become the best player in the world?
Ayes. That's what ruined my game the first few
years.
Q-Do you still find tournaments good fun any
more?
A-Not much. After all, it's a terrific ordeal to be
mobbed ~thirty-six times a day
Odd you Use the lighter ball at Merton?
A-The ball seemed the same weight, but the op-
ponents seemed lighter.
Q-Is there any truth to the story you intend to
retire from tournament golf?
AIT times I think about il.
Q-Why? nm
Al find that golf Is too exasperating.
Q-How so?
A.-No matter how hard I try I never seem to be
able to shoot par golf ~ holes in succession.
GIN a sense, you are considering quitting the
game because you find II 100 difficult To master?
A.-Thats about it.
Q.-Do you find the profession Of law as attractive
as you anticipated?
A-Not nearly. and for a very peculiar reason.
Q-What is it2
A-Knowing about my golf. nearly all my clients
try to pay me in loving cups.
Q-Mr. Jones, as the worlds greatest golfer. what
advice would you offer American boys thinking OF
taking up the game?
A-Go into baseball instead.
Q-And why?
AIN baseball the audience can't surround you
while you're at bat. stealing second. running after a
pop fly or sliding for home.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-10-08
World Series Reporter

Said Connie Mack to Gabby Street
Il think you are a cinch to beat:'
Said Gabby Street to Connie Mack.
Turn over. man, you're on your back!'