The Sauk Centre herald., 1930-11-13


say it. You know he is a brilliant
old bird. He never says what you
are looking for him too, but he al
ways says what you are glad he
did say.
Italy has had, another big we'd
ding. One of the daughters mar
ried Boris, of Bulgaria. They went
away off down to some little town
in Italy to marry, it seems there
was a Justice of the Peace down
there that she liked. It rained dur
ing the wedding, which means that
it won't turn out very good. But it
wouldn't have turned out very good
even if it hadent rained, for poor
old Boris just got about another
war to go. He amt so old, only
about 80, but there will be a war
pretty soon, and of course no
European war can be official un-
less Bulgaria is participant, and
then Boris will get thrown out on
his ear. The first thing you know
the King of Italy will be the Faith
er Of more deposed Queen Daugh-
ters-in-law than anybody.
Mussolini seems like he is going
along pretty strong. Saw picture
in the movies the other day where
he had an awful mess of young fell
lows drilling and saluting him.
France is still leary of him. She is
afraid to go down and pounce on
him, for fear Germany will hop on
her during their chastisement of
Italy. That's why Mussolini traded
this Queen to Bulgaria, was in case
of any little national uprising in
Europe, that Bulgaria would re-
spect their Father-in-law and join
Italy. It's the oldest line of Hooey
and Diplomacy in the world in Eur
ope is to try and gain Allies by
marriage.
They think if they can marry one
of their Royal Family into another
Royal Family that that binds EN-
closer. Nobody couldn't have been
much closer bound together than
Germany and England. They had
been marrying each other like Rab-
bits for generations, yet when the
time came they turned against
each other like brothers.
So those poor devils of royal
parentage just go along, go where
they are sent. I doubt if the gal
had ever seen this Boris Bird, till
he come prancing down the center
aisle.
But we haven't got any time to
mess away our time worrying about
them. What are we doing right
here in the old home precinct?
When you read this, our usual No
vember F'ollies will have passed in
to the discard. Election day will
be a relic, and we will wake up
with some more of EN-. There is
good deal of excitement, rather
synthetic but anyhow excitement,
in some quarters, as to who will go
on the Government pension list af-
ter this election. They tell me New
York State is all hoped up over
the Governors race. don't know
just how Roosevelt will fare, but I
sure do know he is a fine high class
man. I suppose he lost a lot OF
support by not spanking Tamnany
and sending EN- to bed, but he is a
fine man never the less, and I
guess this other fellow is too, I
don't know him.
It looks like the Democrats will
get in a bunch of new ones. They
always do mighty well on these OF
years. We get EN- in on off years
and get en- out in off years and
get EN- out on Presidential years.
But it gives some people some
thing to get worked up over, and
get all excited over. It don't mean
anything. We been staggering
along now about 155 years under
every conceivable horse thief that
could get into office, and yet here
we are, still going strong.
I doubt if Barnum's circus, or
Hagenbeck's wild animal circus has
<7 housed as many