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The Washington times., 1930-11-04
united AIR NET.
$3.50 SHARE IN
8 MONTHS
Total o-Month Profit of Firm
$3,252,145, Against ST..
24e,s37 In Like 1929 Period

UNITED AIRCRAFT g. TRANS
PORT-Quarter ended September
30, net profit 9l,14S,6l4 or 46
cents a share, against $2,S3S,627
or $l.4S a share on 172.527 com.
mon shares in the like 1929 guar
ter. Nine months. ended septem.
ber 30, net profit $3,2S2,14S or
$1.3O share. against $7,240, ,e37 or
1914 share in the like 1929
period.
ended September 80, net profit
$0,707, ,321, against $6,319,O80 in
the like i020 quarter. Nine
months ended September 80, net
profit 6,627, ,O8O. against $13,-
SS2, ,Oel in the like 1929 period.
In the quarter ended Septer1.
Der 30, earnings we're equivalent
to Sits q share on 3,675, 900 COM
mon shares, against $i.S7 o share
on $4,000 shares In the like
1929 quarter. In the nine months
ended September 80, earnings
euualed 94.2e q share on 3,87S, 900
shares, against SAIL share on
3,376, 900 shares In the Ike 1929
period.
CENTRAL PUB. SER.-Twelve
months ended September 80, net
income before Federal taxes $16,-
S27, SOC, against $15.552, ,523 in the
preceding IL months.
ANGLO CHILEAN CONSOL.
NITRATE COs-Year ended June
80, deficit after charges s1,51S.'
452. The fiscal year Of the COM
pany has been changed 50 las to
END on June 80, against Decer1'
ber 81 previously.
KENDALL co. Thirty.si1
weeks ended September 6, 1880
net profit $1,746, against 762,754
in the like 1929 period.
GENERAL GAS & ELECTRIC
CORP. - Year ended September
30, balance after charges 1888,
84S, against $5,370,536 In the pre-
ceding year.
"AS|%4SG44N V4Vs @S &S&~A@@ =
CO-Quarter ended September 80
net income 1851, ,106, against $500.
e86 In the ike 1929 quarter
Twelve months ended September
80 net income $2,474,3T2, against
So, ,428, ,834 In preceding IL months
AMER. WRITING PAPER CO
Mine months ended September
80 net profit $2O9,755, against
$293,314 in the like 1929 period.
ARLIN.ROCKWELL CORP
Quarter ended September 80 net
profit $1O1, sos, against &509, ,1O3 II
the like 1929 quarter. MINI
months ended September 80, $783,
Ss4, against $1,991,117 in the LIKE
1929 quarter.
NATL AIR TRANSPORT. -
Quarter ended September 30 ne
profit 1929, ,l65. against $243,221 In
the like 1929 quarter.
The Washington times., 1930-11-04
Sterling Securities
Plans C1DitnI Shift

Directors Of Sterling Securities
Corp. have called q special stock
holders meeting on November "a
to authorize changing the S20 par
preference stock to no par value
and to change the amounts oct up
In the capital account on the
books Of the corporation from $40
per preference share and 90 per
Class "A" common share to e5 and
p1, respectively. and to transfer
the difference to capital surplus.
The convertible first preferred and
Class 'B" common stocks will re-
main UNCHANGED.
The Washington times., 1930-11-04
Queens Glass to Buy
". Y. Bottle COMPANY

Sale of the Atlantic Bottle Com.
pany, Of New York, milk-bottle
manufacturers, operating q plant
at Breckenridge, Pa, TO Owens
Illinois Glass Company, Of To
1edo, is being negotiated, with On
announcement expected By Novem.
Der Is, william q. Lewis, presi-
dent Of Owens1llinois Glass Com.
pany, disclosed today.
The Washington times., 1930-11-04
STOCKS FIGHT.
At YEARS
Lows
Economist Sees Securities
Near Bottom as Resistance
10 Bearish Drives Increases
~ LEWIS HANEY


Director NeU York University
Bureau OF Business Research
and Former Economist OF
Federnt Trade Commission.
The stock market averages last
week failed to get UP to the top
Of the recent trading range.
They fell to the lower limit.
The averages, however, did not
break through the lower resist
ance level in any decisive way,
and at the close on Saturday a
little recovery carried prices a
point or two above the crucial
levels.
This is true not only of the
averages, but Of a good many OF
the pivotal stocks" such as
steel, Can, General Electric and
Westinghouse Manufacturing, all
Of which were forced below the
levels at which they were held
in the early part Of the week.
Near Low Levels
They were all sold down close
to previous low levels, but none
Of them broke through. Except
for General Motors, the pivotal
issues rallied from one to three
points at the close.
This may have been chiefly
due to short covering over the
weekend, or it may be an indica-
tion that support is going to be
forthcoming at this. level. We
can not be sure until we see how
the market acts today and to-
morrow.
It must be admitted that
large majority Of stocks traded
in showed declines not only on
Friday but also on Saturday.
The trading volume, too, In
creased on the Thursday and
Friday recession and fell off on
Saturday.
Utility Group Weak
The rather general weakness in
the utility group on Saturday is
to be noted. Such stocks as
American WaterWorks and Stand
ard Gas and Electric we're
evidently under pressure. Further
weakness in that direction is
suggested.
During the past week it was
quite evident that several invest
nent issues were being singled
out for attack on the ground
that they are still selling out of
line with current earnings. and
nearby prospects. These included
Eastman Kodak, Coco Cola, Al
lied Chemical. Diamond Match,
Otis Elevator and DugerSol Rand.
Such stocks constitute one source
OF weakness.
Then there are still some purely
speculative situations that are
being cleaned UP, such as Gillette
and Radio. Finally, there are
groups which are merely in a
downward trend because Of the
declining earnings due to busi-
ness conditions. These included
steels. mail order, farm machin.
cry, oil stocks and others. It
may well be that the broad gen.
N404 @SNOC0AOA u1 Gk4C LI1hTASL as
q whole is nearly over. The
yields Of many good stocks are
high enough in comparison with
money rates and bond yields to
suggest that. .5.-
Rocks StiN Ahead
But it is clear there is still
much liquidation to be done In
certain over-valued issues of the
blue chip era Poor earnings lie
ahead for another quarter at
least, and money dividend cuts
must be faced.
I conclude that there Is nothing
IN sight to bring a sustained re.
covery, that rallies win be brief
and moderate, that sinking spells
will be numerous and many new
lows will be touched in individual
cases. ~.
Speculation is dangerous, but
investors may wisely pick up well
nquidated issues, which are nav.
ing Sh and 8 per cent and earn.
ing it. ..
The Washington times., 1930-11-04
PRODUCE SHIPMENTS

car-lot shipments reported for the
entire United States for Saturday.
Apples-Idaho, ~; Maryland. 20: New
York, $50: Oregon, 109; Pennsylvania,
81; Virginia, So; Washington, 49,; West
Virginia, 81. Others 1s4. Total Lars.
Cabbage--New York, 11S: Pennsyl~
vania, 4; Wisconsin, 10. Others 40.
Total 231
Grapes-california. sol; New York.
IL: Pennsylvania. 10. Total S32.
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taREENVlLLE NAMES TWO

GREENvILLE, Pa, Nov. A.
w. B.. Dietrich has been named
senior vice president and John
T. Brennan, vice president in
charge of sales Of the 0reenville
Steel Car Company.
The Washington times., 1930-11-04
AtcltisOn VIII Buu
$5,OOO, 900 EQlIiDneent

Atchison Topeka d Santa Fe
Railroad win place orders for 1000
box cars, 500 refrigerator cars and
other equipment to cost almost
5000, 900.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-04-01

may be stated, however, that It Is almost
certain the Center Market site win not
be needed for construction purposes
until late in the Fall Of this year at the
earliest.
at is understood the Department Of
Agriculture has not estimated for main
tanning the market beyond the present
fiscal year, so that If it is to be kept
in operation longer, deficiency appro-
urtation will have to be obtained"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-04-01

been brought to the attention of the
Secretary OF Agriculture by Representa-
tive r. Walton Moore Of Virginia.
Advised by the Treasury that the
market site probably will not be needed
for construction purposes until late this
year at the earliest, Representative
Moore is proposing that the market op-
erations be continued until that time.
Assistant Secretary of the Treasury
Seymour Lownan advised Mr.. Moore as
follows:
owing to recent developments, which
may involve an exchange of sites be-
tween the contemplated Department of
Justice Building and the Archives
Building. no definite reply to your in
curry can be made at this time. It
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-04-01

Many million doliars' worth of gold
vanish yearly in China and India. This
is all buried, ana Is q rule the owner
dies without revealing the secret Of his
hiding place.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-04-01
MONEY TO BE NEEDED
TO KEEP MARKET OPEN
Representative Moore Calls Atten.
ton of Agriculture Depart
ment to Situation.

The necessity for obtaining an appro-
priatton to maintain the Center Mar
ket until the land It occupies is needed
for one of the new public buildings has
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SUNDAY. FEB. 10

SUNDAY, FEB. 10
$50 Kflocyeles-S4s.l Meters
i0:3o-services from Presbyterian
church.
13:00-Weather forecast.
s:Oo-Tabernacle broadcast.
MONDAY. FEE. II
go Kilocycle-S4s.1 Meters
7:3o-Breakfast program. farm flash
and farm reporter.
9:OO-Happiness hour.
1o:so-Wwoorriiddi Bookman.
l0:57-Arlington time signal.
ii:oS-orean program: Clara Morris.
il:30-Blue Diamond time signal.
ii:ee-9rsia futures.
is:Ss-Bism.rck Tribune news:
weather.
1z15-Music.
l3:3s-yoic:s Of the Wheat Pool
1:l6-Biamarck Tribune news,
3:OO-Closing grain futures.
s:os-symphontc arrangements
W0lIBe0s
G.o0-1tocks and bonds.
6:lS-Blnmarck Tribune news,
weather and sports.
Ei1E-Cl0oing Chicago grain n
South st. Paul livestock.
k.ln-Nustc.
e:eoNNeWecAstinG.
es11-0tudjO program.
9:00-Older music hour.
6.11-Timo oignal and goodnight.
&ZL -.
r. wool garments ar6 70 b dries
h6ooeB afeer Wnshing, keen. then
- 1ruaa Tho sore o. radiator +
The Washington times., 1930-09-30
FAME POLL HAS
WHISTLER 1ST

NEW YORK, Sept. Choice
Of q possible is names for places
in the New York University Hall
OF Fame out of los candidates
nominated by the general public
will.be made October l, DR.. Robert
Underwood johnson. director. an
nounced.
It appears that James MacNeil
Whistler, the painter: Walt Whit
man, poet; William Penn. James
Monroe, the President. and Mat.
thew Fontaine Maury, scientist,
will be among those chosen.
The choosing is to be done by
the college Of electors-lO6 dis
tinguished men and women repre-.
senting every State in the Union
The selections are subject to rati.
ficatiCn by the senate of the uni.
versity.
In order to reduce the possibili.
ties of too scattering vote, com!
mittee Of 21 was delegated to make
2 preliminary survey and report to
the. electors.
The Washington times., 1930-09-30
u. S. LGundries Sew
54,OOO,OOO Buttons
Back Daily

CHICAGO. Sept. 30 QN.50
; Fifteen thousand laundries in
the United States darn 2,25O. 600
socks daily. to say nothing Of
sewing on 100000 buttons
every "a hours.
Bachelors may believe this or
not, but the figures were recent,
" presented here by w. j. Hen.
ming, Of Toronto, Canada, pres
ident Of the LaundryowOers Ma
tional Association.
A survey made by the asso-
citation revealed that men are
more careless .about leaving
valuables in things they send to
the laundry than are women,
according to Henning.
The Washington times., 1930-09-30
SHAKEN
STRIKES

MADRID, sept. 80 dN.so.
Rioting again broke J. out in
various cities Of strike.torn Spain
during the night, according to
reports received today.
At Corunna several persons
were injured in clashes with
police while staging q demonstra-
ton in sympathy with strikers.
Workers in the cities Of orense,
Pontevedra and Santiago de Com
postela also called general strikes
in protestation against rigid
police measures employed in sup
pressing political demonstrations,
The Washington times., 1930-09-30
Gas SteaIer Killed
Ru Pursuing Officer

WABASH, Ind, Sept. 80 GIN.
s0-J. J. Beerins, 20, Of Char
ieroi, Pa, was dead here today. q
victim Of police bullets, as the re-
suit Of attempting to escape Off.
GERS when he was alleged to have
been caught in the act Of stealing
gasoline from an automobile.
When police surprised Beerins'
the youth tried to drive off in his
car. ignoring orders OF the officers
one Of the policemen jumped on
the running board Of Beerins' ma
chine With the intention OF turn
ing OH the ignition. His gun was
discharged accidentally. the bul
let striking Beerins in the chest.
The Washington times., 1930-09-30
2 Dead After Auto
Hits Tree on CUrUe

HARPERS FERRY. w. Va,
Sept. 30.-James Thompson, of
Earpers Ferry. was instantly
killed and Howard Grove, Of
Brunswick. Nd, fatally injured
when q roadster in which they
were riding crashed against q
tree at q curve about 500 Yards
east. Of Ferry Hill farmhouse
The Washington times., 1930-09-30
Please Remember

That every department in the store participate in
Hecht Month
Every item in the sale is brand-new, fashionable in
good taste, and priced lower than usual
That every merchandise offering is up to our stand
ards and is sold with customary guarantee of
1000 satisfaction.
The Washington times., 1930-09-30

Use Your Charge Account
Hundreds of Additional Employees! 10 .rf'@ SRI
Free Parking Space, 3 Street Betuveen 9Th & 7th
We've Done Everything Humanity Possible to Insure
Satisfactory Shopping!
The Washington times., 1930-10-30
HERR ADOLF HITLER, GERMAN FASCIST LEADER
IN ACTION.

In this picture you the energetic Adolf Hitler who
recently got up among the young people Of
Germany He makes them wear BROWN shirts in imitation
of Mussons BLACK shirts and queer breeches that look
little like exhibition of Italian brigands the comic
opera stage.
These pictures show Hitler in action, telling what he is
going to do
picture the bottom shows his expression and gesture
as he said: Heads will roll in the sand"
he promising to set up gullotine and chop off the
heads Of important Germans that had betrayed the Fahnd
by paying indemnity to Allies and otherwise.
The that the Germans COULDN'T HELP 1T, to
make no difference to Mr. Hitler
You see these pictures interesting "reminiscences Of Iys
Mussoini and Theodore Roosevelt
But the energy Of Mussoln and the gnashng teeth OF
Roosevelt missing.
In ancient days. the Sb soothayer would foam at the
mouth and with violent contorons, twsngs Of the body
and rolling of the eyes, prophey things about to happen
Prophets that also, twist and turn, but DON'T TELL
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN referred to possessing
the conorions Of the Sby without the inspiration Mr.
Hitler probably, is Sibyl Of that kind.
That little face the left is working itself up nicely to
fit of anger But has not cent Of cent OF
the power that is in the face of Mussoin
Mr. Hitler at the top of this picture stretching his arms
toward the Clouds is far inferior mental contorons to
Billy Sunday Theodore Roosevelt
You have do than gnash your teeth fist
and scowl to be great
Theodore Roosevelt himself proved that
The Washington times., 1930-10-30
This Courtesy Rule in D. C.
Police Department

Gen. Herbert B. Crosby washingtons Commissioners In
charge of the Police Department does not intend to let down
IN his rules that policemen must be courteous in making ar
rasts Neither does policeman taking 1t on the
chin" when handling rough customers
The former cavalry Cheftain is not seeking to make
sbunch Of noycoddes out ofOur policemen and viii uphold
+hsm in firmness Of action "Mollycoddle you win reme
her was one Of Theodore Roosevelt's pet words.
The courtesy policy correct but will be mconstrued by
some vioIators as presenting them with opportunities for aDus
nr policemen who compelled to arrest them give tickets
sor minor violations Policemen instructed to bring
charges Of disorderly conduct against women who
that they owe reasonable respect to representatives OF
te law unless these representatives abusive and mean
Much depends on the attitude Of policemen and the public
in respective There will doubt be numerous charges
against officers and likewise against citizens Cool courteous
noicemen acting in busineske manner with few words TO
saw will have little trouble They will have the encouragement
and aid Of right thinking citizens. Arrogant hottempered
policemen will have to change their methods or lose their
Jobs
The Corporation Counsel office has declared it will
cute citizens who abusvely berate policemen can do
nothing else There have been instances in which arreStng
policemen have been bitterly cursed in public That will not
be tolerated. '..,....,
After ALL the lessons getting may bring about salts
Factory conditions between policemen and minor law viola
tors making courtesy something it could be success
fully stressed among drivers Of automobiles there would be
less road hogging and fewer accidents and casualties
The Washington times., 1930-10-30
Letters to the Editor From Readers of The Times

zine four years, is O keen news
paper man, having been editor
Of various papers and, unlike so
many radicals, has considerable
practical knowledge Of the
workings Of the Government
departm.. ats.
Gale viii be 20 in 1882.
Bryan was only SO when he ran
for President the first time.
Gales ability, both as a speaker
and a writer, is generally rec
ognized. It might be q good
plan, as Dan O'Brien says, to
get new blood" and run some
body else besides William z.
Foster and Norman Thomas for
a change.
Nobody expects to see a rad
ical third party win soon-f
ever. The main task Of such q
party is to call attention to
economic and political evils and
awaken public sentiment. II
victory comes, 1t viii not be i'm
mediate, but in the meantime
efficient leaders are needed.
Gale has been described by
O'Brien as IAN able young radi-
cal, militant, fearless. resource
full and a Strategist." O'Brien
is right. Gale is all Of these.
1t is quite likely that, If he
headed a national campaign,
he would do a lot of good by
jarring things considerably. Be
sides, his campaigning would
be clever and Shrewd as well as
radical. He is young, to be
sure, but he is no novice.
Debs is gone and no successor
in real leadership has ap-
peared. Can it be that Gale is
the man for the place?
EVERETT GRAY.
The Washington times., 1930-10-30

late arthur j. BauOur said:
Science is the great inStru-
ment Of social change, all the
greater because its object is not
change but knowledge, and its
silent appropriation Of this doni-
nant function, amid the din of
political and religious strife, in
the most vital Of all the revolu-
tionS which have marked the de-
velopment of modern civiliza-
tion." People are beginning to
agree with Balfour that science
is seriously to be ranked today
with religion and patriotism as
an important force for raising
mems lives above what is small,
personal and self-centered.
There is not a single practical
branch Of human thought or
knowledge which has not been
altered. and often to its very
foundations, by the progress of
science. It is a mighty octopus
which reaches out its tentacleS
and takes everything within its
grasp. At times, when busi-
neSseS grow immense and the
magnitude Of the operations
has become appalling, it be
comes imperative to mark time,
while a stocktaking is inau-
gurated. The business gets the
operative in it's clutches. The
machine drives the man. The
typewriter controls the typist..
A moment in the cultural his
tory Of modern times has ar
rived, which serious thinkers re-
gard as being in the nature of
a crisis. The greatest Of all the
machines which now dominate
and influence mankind is the
mighty machine of modern
science. Must this mighty Jug
gernaut roll on relentleSSly,
crushing humanity beneath it?
Must sociology, philosophy,
ethics, religion be relegated to a
position universally recognized
as secondary to science?
Surely no harm can come
from a stock-taking, a general
inventory of the present stock.
in-trade. The wheels Of in.
dustry must turn; and better
machines will continue to dis
cover new wonders and dis
close new aspects Of nature.
But 1t Is certainly the part Of
wisdom for the race to con-
solidate It's advance, to see what
science has done for. our bene.
fit, and likewise to discover II
science has done anything to
our detriment. From the hui
man, the social point Of view,
such a stock-taking is indis-
pensable, both for our peace OF ,
mind, our welfare, and our
happiness.
downright. 1880. International
Fc"t:t G2rN ics, Irc.)
The Washington times., 1930-10-30
Listen, World!
BY Elsie Robinson

gents to utter wild, wet, woofs
Of sympathy.
"You still harried him (Ha-
miSh) when you were in the
mood" declares Miss de Ia
Roche, addressing the adored
but designing Argyle. There
were times when you denied
him the dignity Of his own
chair. You would rush at him
without warning, uttering a
sudden. complaining scream
that made him leap over the
arm Of the chair in panic.
He would retire to a corner,
glowering, while you would hop
into his place and set about
licking your paws until every
ebony toenail shone. In the
meantime he would establish
himself, trembling, on the far
thest chair. And, after o bit,
something approaching serenity
would appear In his eyes. Out
Of your deep, dark ones you
were watching him. You waited
for that moment when his
nerves relaxed, then, with an
other scream, you were after
him. And so every chair he
sought in turn.
Reading the book, you'll
snicker. Then you'll wonder
casting. If you are a male,
cautious, Speculating eye upon
the Missus. Are females really
like that? They are, brother
they are! And how we've got
ten by for so long without
poor-dear-weak-li -little-woman act,
battles even me, who AMI ad-
mit-no mean Slouch at 1t. For
our stuff is so obvious. Or
should be! No Dempsian fist
ever concealed a fiercer wallop
than Petite Polly pretty pout.
No vitriol was ever deadlier
than Meek Minnie's trembling
tear. And "for ways that are
vain" consult any average man.
Yet we've not only managed to
keep up the deception Of being
SpineleSs saints, but we get en-
thusiaStic male cooperation in
doing sol
However, it may not be so
much Of a mystery, after all.
Maybe the men are on to us, all
the time. Perhaps they know
perfectly well that we have 'em
outsmarted and outlicked j.
BUT HOW DAST THEY AD-
NIT IT!
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