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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24
CHRgg&HES
Church of st. Catherine
Catholic Church

Rev. FIR. w. ]. Jiracek, Priest.
Christmas Day Services
High Mass -----------6:00 A. M.
Christmas sermon.
Low Mass 100 A. M.
Bechyn Church --------1O:30 A. M.
The program of music to be sung
at High Mass at st. GATHERINGS
church, Christmas Day will begin
with "Silent Night, Holy Night" by
F. Gruber and when Blossoms Flow
cred Mid the Shows" by Pietro A..
Yon. The Proper of the Mass, In
troit, Graduate, Offertorium and
Commune by A. E. Tozer. The Mass,
consisting of Kyrie, Gloria, Credo,
Sanctus, Benedictus and Agnes Die
will be by j. Gruber. "Tollite Hostias"
by st. Saens at the Offertory "Panis
Angelius" by FIR. Lambilotte and at
Communion, "Adeste Fideles." This
service will close with the "Te Deum
Laudamus," "Holy God We Praise
Thy Name" to be sung by the congre-
cation.
The children of the parish will
sing at the second mass of the day.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24

On Christmas Day special festival
services will be held at $3.50 A. M.
with German sermon and at HOO A..
M. with English sermon.
You are welcome at these services.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24

Vesta-MilrOy Presbyterian
Churches
Services on next Lords Day will be
as follows:
Morning Worship -------9:3O A. M.
Sunday School ---------------1O:3O
c. E. Society --------------7 p. m.
MilrOy
Sunday School ------------10 a. m.
Morning Worship ----------11 a. m.
To all these services we extend a
most cordial invitation.
81 will praise thee, o Lord, among
the people; l will sing of thee among
the Nation, fer thy mercy is great
unto the heavens, and thy truth unto
the clouds. "-(Ps.57:9.
Rev. Robert Alexander, PASTOR
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24
Methodist Episcopal Church
"The House of Happiness"

u. T.. Martin. Pastor.
Bible School ---10 a. m.
Public Worship ------------11 a. m.
Epworth League -------6:45 p. m.
Musical Evening ----7:30 p. m.
Things That Should Die with the
Dying Year" will be the subject of
the evening sermon. Special music
by a large chorus of young people.
The Country Ladies Aid will meet
with Mrs. o. Z. Streeter Wednesday,
December 81.
MIR. Harry Pratt was received into
the Church membership by transfer
and Nancy Ann and Helen June,
daughters of Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Sex
ton received the rite of Baptism at
the morning service last Sunday.
Fifty new Church Hymnals have
been recently purchased and were
used Christmas Sunday for the first
time.
The Christmas program given by
the New Avon church on Sunday at
ternoon was fine success in every
way. Every available seat in the
church was occupied. A generous
treat of candy and nuts was provided
for all.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24
st. Johns Lutheran Church

st. Johns Lutheran Church
". C. Nickels. Pastor
Divine Services with German Sermon
at A. M.
Sunday School 1880 A. M.
Divine Services with English Sermon
at 100 A. M.
You are welcome to our services.
On Christmas Eve at o'clock a
children's service will be held at the
church. The children will tell the
story of the Christ Child in Christ
mas hymns and recitations.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24
MOrgan-WabassO Presbyterian
Churches

Morgan w abassO Presbyterian
Churches
John D. Keith, D. D., Minister.
Residence, Morgan, Phone 119.
Morgan
Sunday School ------------10 a. m.
Worship a. m.
WabassO
Sunday School ---------10 a. m.
worship ----------------I .OU y. III.
A cordial welcome to all in reach to
worship with us in these services.
First Presbyterian Church
j. P. Linn D. D., Pastor
Sunday School ------------1O A. M.
Morning Worship ---------11 A. M.
Junior G. E.
Junior High Society ----------6:3O
Senior G. E.
Evening Service ---------------7:30
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1930-12-24

English Lutheran
''The Friendly Church"
Bible School ------9:45 A. M.
Morning Worship ------11:00 A. M.
You will find welcome and inspira-
ton at the Friendly Church.
R. o. Aga, Pastor.
Belview Congregational
Worship and Sermon 300 A. M.
Church School -----10:15 AM.
Rev. Robert Alexander.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

dealing with this malady is the
building Of a children's unit IN the
tubercular hospital.
Social, moral and economic"
This bracket often is used to repre-
sent a complete index Of conditions
affecting life. It Is easy TO recall
that within the past Is years a
Fundamental social revolution was
effected in American life when wo-
men were m ? the partners of men
IN government. and the number of
voters doubled. That in the past Is
years a moral Transformation has
been effected in forever banishing
the saloon. And 1t is easy to look
forward now TO completing a trio Of
basic reviSions. through abolishing
even gradually. the barbarity of tax
injuSticeS. Texas wealth Is cOnser-
vatively estimated at over SO .000.-
100000. Yet only 4.0O6000 1000 Is on
the tax rclls Overwhelmingly, that
is the houses and farms and work
stock. A farmer may grow nothing:
may have nothing TO feed his family,
may have his own meagre crop
washed away: yet he must pay the
full burden of taxes levied upon his
plot of ground, while a sulphur COM
pany or some other company whose
property IS worth, as an agency pro-
ducing many millions OF dollars for
the owners. a tremendous sum; yet
the company may escape paying
taxes on only the product above
ground on Jan. l., and for a few
desks and a dilapidated, rickety
building.
without letting anyone evade his
share Of taxes. II ought to be pos
sible for the state to get more than
a third OF its wealth on the tax
rolls.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
Dancy Reelected To
Highway Body Board

Judge o. G. Dancy OF Cameron
county has been reelected a direc-
tor Of the Hug-the-C Coast Highway
association.
The association III convention at
PalacioS this week reelected the
full list of directors as fellows: Nat
Wetzel, Raymondville: John Kene-
dy, Jr., Sarita: Judge W. II. Nc
Cracker, Kingsville: S. Mason Nix
on. Corpus Christi: p. L. Telford,
Sinton: Fred Percival. Rockport:
DR.. Chas. Mernitz. Tivoli; II. G. In
mis-. Port Lavaca: w. NJ. Sells. Oil
ria: j. F. Barnett. P~alacios: Judge
Scott Gaines. Angleton: Judge r. 3.
Holman. Galveston: Chas. w.
Hughes. Port Arthur; Judge l.. r..
Miller and Judge ID. G. Bennett of
Orange.
The next meeting of the associa-
ton will be held in September or
October at Raymondville. Browns
vile will be a joint host on this oc-
cas.on with Raymondvilie.
Largely through the efforts of the
association, the Hug-the-CoaSt
highway is nov financed from Or
ange TO Brownsville, with the ex-
ception of a small stretch through
Kennedy county.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
COTTON COOP
MOVE GROWING
% Branches Of Texas
Organization Now
In Operation

DALLAS, Aug. 9.-Twenty-two
branch or sub-offices or the Texas
Cotton Cooperative Association
are now in actual operation. In
charge Of federally licensed cotton
c~lassers, and at offices where the
crop movement has gotten fully
under way. volume Of cotton
handled through the association Is
far ahead o. last years. II was an
nounced at headquarters OF the
association IN Dallas today.
The new method Of bringing the
cooperative program directly 70
the producers home market calls
for licensed cIassers al the major
cotton centers. with receiving
agents at smaller points, with the
purpose Of rendering prompt and
personal service.
ClaSSers who have been placed
in charge at the twenty-five points
now in operation are: Taft. J. 3.
Magee; Harlingen. L. y. Weber;
San Antonio. Geo. A. Smith: Robs-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
TEXAS
TOPICS

OIL men who object to tire IS per
cent statewide cut IN oil production
proposed in the first general rrora-
ton blanket applied TO fit purchas-
ers' requirements. viii be given a
hearing Friday TO present their side
Of the argument before the rail-
road commission here.
The new ~proration order, which
applies the common purchaser and
pipeline Law as its basis. differs in
two respects from the former regula-
tons. II takes account for the first
time OF economic waste as well as
physical waste, and Ii undertakes
TO find a parity basis between diff
ferent fields.
Seemingly. its enforcement will
prevent the building UP Of surplus
storage Of Oil on the surface, since
fields are cut back TO the actual
buying requirements of the pur-
chasers.
r. S. Calvert. Sweetwater. former
banker, has been entrusted by
Compt. George H. Sheppard with
the intricate Job OF keeping tab on
state finances. as statistician.
Lee Satterwhite. Odessa. who was
campaign manager for Clint Small
for governor. has joined hands with
supporters Of Robert L. Bobbitt Tor
attorney general, determined to
give the incumbent a heavy vote In
West Texas. Mr.. Satterwhite gave
Bobbitt unqualified endorsement
upon his record Of public service as
legislator, speaker OF the house,
district attorney and attorney gen.
eral.
Reports that certain employees Of
a state department. travelling in
West Texas. were dispensing CAM
paign literature in behalf OF Mrs.
Ferguson'S return 10 office have
been investigated by the head Of
the department, and stated to be
unfounded.
Apparently Texas is assured of
greatly increasing facilities of the
state ~tubercular hospital. since both
remaining candidates for governor
have definitely committed them
selves TO provision TO care for more
OF those needing treatment. Only a
small percentage of those suffer-
ing with incipient tuberculosis now
can be cared for. it is said. Treat
ment il early stages can effect many
cures and saw the state hospital and
private institutions from the bur-
den OF long-lasting and fatal cases
later on.
The greatest step yet taken in
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

urday afternoon for Mrs. Margaret
Armstrong. Rev. w. N. Carl preach
ing the sermon.
Mrs. Armstrong was a native
Texan. She celebrated her Goth
birthday last May.
She came to Mission In the early
history Of the city. and has made
her home with her son, =. II
practically ever since.
Surviving her are five sons and
one daughter, Mrs. Maggie Black
burn Of Burton; w. T.. M. r.. and
T. II. OF this city. Lee of Purton
and James Of Houston.
Burial at Laurel Hill cemetery
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

town, Hal J.. Taylor; Caldwell, N.
n. Forman; Raymondville, A. b.
Cole; Weslaco, Baker HoskinS; San
Benito, J. Simpson; Edinburg. G..
Y. Smith; Lockhart, g. q. Nichols;
Rosenberg, c. J. Male: Vernon.
w. r. Antle: Henderson. w. f.
Hubbard; Calvert. Tom Field;
Temple. j. n. Carper; Corsicana,
w. G. Chilean: 1tasca. Bob Hamer;
Waxasachie, w. @. Lokey; Cameron.
j. W. Tengate: Georgetown, L. w.
Ross: Waco. w. 5. Mason; Corpus
Christi. @. M. Davis.
The Corpus Christi office has
received 6700 bales through We'd
nesday. as against 1916 OH the
same date last year. As last years
total deliveries to the association
al Corpus Christi were $4,000 bales.
association officials. were confident
this years deliveries will run sew
eral times that amount. and that
state total will be far ahead OF
the record OF 284 900 sea in 1925
the highest so far handled CO.
operatively in Texas.
Further cause Of satisfaction
was seen by association officials In
the fact that eighty percent OF
deliveries are being made 70 the
seasonal pool. in which cotton Is
sold at the discretion Of the nation
ii calaS nrCanizatlnp
Contract for a sub-otfice at Mt.
Pleasant was closed Thursday,
making four points In the Dallas
district where definite contracts
have been underwritten for office
IA charge or licensed classers-
Vernon, Henderson, Sherman, and
Mt. Pleasant, in addition TO the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
M'ALLEN HOTEL
PLANS ADVANCE
Especial to The HeraId)

0E|A ~@-@
McALLEN, Aug. 9.-Announce-
ment OF the beginning Of a drive to
collect subscriptions to McAllens
projected nine-story hotel Will be
made shortly, according to J. c.
Paxton. chairman Of the committee
representing the stock subscribers.
LOCALITIES which have held UP &C
ton on the nine-stcry hotel here
will be ironed out IL a few days, he
said.
The project III brief is that M. r.
Nelson, local contractor has agreed
TO match ar amount OF money rails
ed by McAllen citizens with an
equal amount Of his own, take a
loan to double that sum and erect a
nine-story building in McAllen.
McAllen people subscribed 100000
to the hotel and the agreement IS
that work will start as soon as $780,
600 OF that amount IS paid II. with
the agreement that the remainder
is 70 be paid three months after.
For several weeks the committee
representing the stock subscribers
has been at work on a plan which
is intended TO raise the funds which
have been subscribed in a manner
that will allow beginning OF con-
struction on the building IS soon as
half Of the sum subscribed IS raised.
To do this a form Of legal contract
must be worked out whereby the
contractor will be sure to receive
full payment for his work and the
subscribers will be sure to receive
full value for their money.
To this end the committee men,
bers have been comforting among
themselves and together with M. r.
Nelson and his attorney. E. "A. Ne
Daniel. on the formulating OF a set
OF documents.
Members Of the hotel committee
are j. @. Paxton. chairman. Or. F.
E Osborn. l.. L. Davis. A. r. Van
noy and A. M. Longoria.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
EX-SOLON TURNS HANDY MAN
AT STILL Caught ON JOB

BALTIMORE, Aug. 9-tP-Man-
uel HerricE. former Oklahoma con-
gresham. In Jail here following his
arrest while working as a SIS a week
handy man at a still, said ne got
the idea OF going into the under
cover business when moOnShiners
cheated him Of $3.50.
Herrick stuck to his story that
he was working at the still to get
evidence. He said he had been told
by p. j. Moore. Washington prohi-
bition official that IF l got some
information leading to arrest and
conviction. he would try to see that
l was paid whatever the information
was worth"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
Budd Makes Bond
On Liquor Charges

p. L. Budd was bound over to the
federal grand jury In $500 bond Fri
day following a preliminary hearing
before U. S. Commissioner E. X
Goodrich on liquor charges.
Budd was taken into custody in
the downtown section Of Browns
vile recently, at which time Gus
toms officers allege he had 500 pintS
Of Mexican beer and other liquors
in his possession. His small cor
was confiscated and the liquor
destroyed.
Budd. q Brownsville man. made
the bond.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

After his defeat for reelection
IN 1923, Herrick related that he tried
buying and selling airplanes.
Then / was broke and had to
go TO work down there in Maryland
A moonShine family cheated me
out Of the money / had coming t.
me SO ! got the idea Of going into
the underccVer business"
Unshaven and in blue overalls
Herrick recalled his term ii Con-
gresS.
When I was in Congress / had as
much as $4,000 IN bills stacked on
my desk - dishonest money. But
l said to them Take il away May
be / was a fool"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
TIRE THEFT

Lee Runnells Of La Feria was
bound over 10 the criminal district
grand jury In $500 bond Saturday
following a preliminary hearing be-
fore Justice OF the Peace Fred Kow-
alski on charges OF tire theft.
RunnellS claimed 20 have found
four tires on the highway near Ia
Feria. The tires were missed from
an Allen Transportation company
truck which was hauling them from
Harlingen TO La Feria.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

Dallas office. Successful member
ship campaigns being waged around
Paris, Bonham. and Wills Point
practically assure offices there. 1t
IS reported, and another office If
likely 20 be placed at Athens or
Jacksonville.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

Copyrighted 1880 BY The consasw World Publishing o cosssa, Through Mns syndicate

He: If I should KISS you, what
would you do?
She: | never meet an emer-
gency until It arises.
He: But what il it should
arise?
She: I'd meet it face to face
-PerrSylvdnid Punch Bourl.
-Hey, what's the idea Of the
ham sandwich? Going to fly the
Atlantic"
"Going to fly it twice This
sandwich is a double decker."
Pitt Panther.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
SONG FOR A CERTAIN
TYPE OF PLEDGE

SONG FOR A CEKlAIN
TYPE OF E
Why shoald I core if my legs are
b0aged
Ind MY skin is rather rtfxddy;
Why should ! fret ST my grades
are loT,
didn't come here to study.
What If I'm fat ard plcsr and
dumb,
To the sisters I'm deer" and
"honey."
I may be q lemon and such TO
some,
But my dad has lots Of money!
The sisters ul1 smile at crndities
That otherwise might esnbG-
ydSs.
They've taken IN fyeckles morse
than these
With clothes brought straight
from Paris.
So 1uhy should | uorry although
my voiee
Sounds ike q c,ozv OF star
ling?
Soon as they saw my big Rolls
Royce,
Izuds the chapters dcrlingl
NORTHEASTERN Purple Parrot.
81 understand this car has a
front wheel drive"
"Yes, they had to get it away
from these back seat drivers"
Ess: Have you heard the
new Harvard song?
Oh: Go on, unburden your
self.
Ess: The Broad n Melody.
Washington Dirge.
-
Lady: | want some kid gloves
for my ten-year-old daughter,
please.
Clerk: White kid?
Lady: Sir, how dare you'll
-PeHnsylv0ni0 Punch Bo1I.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
COMMISSIONERS MEET

A meeting Of the Cameron
county commissioners court will be
held Monday morning, it has been
announced.
No special business Is scheduled
70 come before the body at that
that time. it Is said
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
Funeral Services Held
For Mrs. Armstrong

CBy The Associated Press
MISSION, Aug. 9-Funeral
services were conducted from the
First Methodist church here Sat
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
HELP! HELPl

1t was morning. Gar IVAN
itch was griped. II am griped."
he said and tore down the steppes
three at a time. 81 Moscow at
once. This service is bomb but
Vodka you do about it?" He
went Russian out the front door.
His wife gaped after him.
He never went Romanoff
like that before" she said.
Anarchist him when he got tn
too"
The Gar ran down the street
and iii the office of the Daily
SHnoVich. "Hey, you didn't
leave any paper at my house."
he said. How communist Us?
It's ten thirty now and | haven't
Red the paper yet. Ii wasn't
there al breakfast Soviet without
il. | haven't been Warsaw for
years. You Petrograd this last
chance and give me a paper or
I'll Russia all TO jail"
Cornell Widozr.
-
Young Aspirant: Here's :
good one-"So dumb he thinks
a tripod Is a pea-pod containing
three peas!" Heh-heh I'm good
Have to sign myself up as a
regular columnistl
Editor: Yeh. Nobody else
would.
Utah HHrbnq.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

She was very naughty and
considered herself among the
elite AS she was waking
through the park, she saw a com
mon laborer apparently ap-
preaching the same bench as she
had chosen for herself. She de-
cided to hurry up and get it first
then to freeze him out Hey,
lady," he called just as she was
about to be seated, don't, dontP'
But she, in her seif-conhdence.
was seated and would take no
notice Of him. Finally exasper-
ated, he said, "All right, lady,
sit there, but III be darned if
I'll paint that bench again
today"
o State Sun Did.
First Chssman: What's the
name Of that monument, Du-
crot?
Georgia Plebe: Dade Monu-
ment, sub.
F. G.: Why IS il called that,
mister!
g. P: Because the man it's
built for is daid, l s'pose, sub
West Point Pointer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
DON'T SHOOT. PARDI

"Oh, what a funny looking
cowl" said the Chic young thing
from New York. why hasn't
ii any hornsf"
There are many reasons"
answered the farmer, why =
COW does not have horns Som
are born without horns and DO
not have any until the late years
of their life Others are de-
horned. while still other breeds
are not supposed to have horns
at all There are many reasons
why a cow sometimes does not
have horns. But the chief
reason that this COW does not
have horns is that it isn't a cow
at all. It's 4 horse"
-Airr. Sk-U-Nch.
There they were, sinking
r~apidly-people running to and
fro, in terror. Realizing they
were lost, with undying hero
ism the ships band struck up
Nedve- My God to Thee"
Xee-ard then -
We'll, all were rescued"
-Yes?"
THAT is, all but the band"
&C. @. ". Y. Mercury.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
CABAREr SINGER AT IS

LONDON, Aug. l0.-Grigori Max
aroff got his fling 1T cabarets at an
old age. Nevertheless, he Is one Of
the best cabaret singers In this city
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

under the direction or the Eastern
Star chapter. Of which she was a
long time member.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
IS THAT GIRL DUMP

Say, she's so dumb that she
thinks Ramsey Macdonald is the
prime meridian OF England and
lives at Greenwich.
u. of S. Calf. W0mPas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

Tramp: Please, kind gentle
man, could you help a poor blind
man!
Gentleman: But how am / to
know you are blind?
Tramp: Because ! called you
a gentleman
-Drereyd.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
MATCH EM Up, MISTER?'
Dartmouth Jack O'Ldnteyr.

"Ah, Mrs. Nudge, one half Of
the world is ignorant Of how the
other half lives"
Not in this village, miss"
Annapolis Log.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

He: Well, that sounds very
fine but, tell me, has your apart
ment a fire escape?
She: Oh, yes
He: Fine. That lets me out.
Cornell Wido1r.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

How about the Scotchman
who turned out the lights every
night and made his children play
movie!
-Northzyestern Purple Parrot.
May | marry your daughter,
Colonel Throckmorton?"
"Ah, my boy, you are-er-a
Ha'-va'd man, of course?"
"No, sir. Kansas Agricultural
College"
"Gad, subj Is this a chal-
lenge?"
"What do you mean, sir?"
"NNhat do | mean, sub? Cad,
sub! Bring pistols at once,
Jeeves! And may | ask, sub,
your name?"
Certainly, sir. Ny name IS
John Lodge Cabot"
"You needn't bring the pistols,
Jeeves. Bring the-er-the Bos-
ton Genealogical Ch-rt."
Lafayette Lyre
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10

Then there is the frosh who,
after buying a raccoon coat, I
broken down Ford covered with
smart cracks, a slicker ditto, a
saxophone, a ukulele and several
pairs Of red and green suspen-
>rs, died Of a broken heart be-
cause everyone thought he went
to high school.
Pitt Panther.
And now the deaf and
dumb colleges are turning out
the best movie directors.
-North7reStern Purple Parrot.
"The shortest distance be-
tween two points is a straight
eight.
-CGrnegie Tech. PnfPet.
"Oh, see the troop Of rang
ersr"
Those aren't rangers they're
only farmers"
"But they range from large
TO small"
Wisconsin Octopus.
~
HEARD IN A SODA
FOUNTAIN
"yVhy don't you use the o:he-
straw"
oh, this ones not empty yet
-EafCl0 Bison.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-08-10
THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE

THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
I'd like 10 read the cncient lore
OF punished NineveH and Tyre,
Of Greeks upon the Trojan
shore,
OF Dido dying on her py-c;
I'd Ike to read OF P7sid,s
p01cev,
Of Rome's decline and Egytts
might;
Each night ri read for half az
hour
But not tonight.
I'd ike to read Boccdccio,
AfIeias and Rcbeldu,
De McapdSsGrt, GGbori1a-
All those and later on, I may;
There's so much H'rdtuye TIE
missed
And books no oUeH read man
should slight.
Some night III hare TO make q
list
But not tonight.
Goblin.