Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-06-12


KTOw that the ladies have gone
the next visitors to the Valley
in group formation will be the
State Press Association members.
They are flocking to Corpus Christi
today, ITO being aboard the special
train which passed through San
Antonio enroute.
Saturday the ITO scribes will
swarm into Reynosa for a BAN
quet there and Sunday the local
editors will drive them over the VAL
ley.
The majority OF these editors are
from the smaller Texas papers and
when they return they are going to
tell all about their trip. An editor
cannot help doing SO, as witness
Arkansas.
AS a result many in Texas will be
told things of their own southermost
corner OF the state they did not
know before. There are still many
/ in this state, who do not know that
California has been surpassed. even
p~the "unusual"-as witness the
yainS.
OPEAKING Of rains. steerers OF
NJ Brownsville Sandyachts these
days are faced with quite a prob
lem. That IS those. who maintain
lightly graveled driveways into their
garages.
Every night one has to decide
whether to try to creep into the
shed and get stuck, or to make a IN
for It and tear down the door when
the s~andyacht swerves.
MINATED Annie says there are
~ many things which make the
world go round, but high rents
have something TO do with its NOV
ing.
DAT BY z. A. RoSenthal at lunch
~ yesterday. and over the regula-
ton desert of ice cream at the
FL Jardin hotel heard that the street
signs have been purchased for
Brownsville.
That brings Joy TO the souls Of
many. There Is nothing like asking
for what you want. Now as soon
as they get them up. so everybody
can drive anywhere at night-with-
out getting u and knocking on
doors to ask where they are-we
want to extend heartiest congratu-
lations to the city commissioners.
nOCTOR w. Z. Reynolds Of Cor
pus Christi In a very interesting
address is telling local civic
clubs how TO eat without digging
your grave with your own teeth.
teeth.
The doctor passed out a little for
mula 10 the Rotarians. which We
think well to pass on TO others:
AN apple a day will keep the doc
.xor away. a head Of cabbage will
Keep the dentist away. and an onion
, a day will keep everybody away"
About the ony time false teeth
really appealed 70 the engineer Of
this column was when the advice
came that 10 avoid them YOU must
eat a head of raw cabbage a day.
HEARD Arkansas mentioned in q
crowd yesterday and some one
sniggered.
Now. some times Arkansas Is no
laughing matter. Man came along
I'D in the Ozarks and asked a little
boy where his father might be
found. Little boy said he couldn't
tell. Man offered him a dollar to
tell. He got the information and
started off towards the thicket.
wait a minute want my dol
lar" said the boy.
II will give il 10 you when I come
back" said the man.
mo. I want 1t now-you see you
are not coming back"
TO-DAY IS the Gay the contract
will be awardcd for the addition
to the county jail.
And aside from the big port pro-
Dosition we have with us Judge II.
l.. Yates circulating a petition to
Iet the Rangerville and Military
roads paved.
What are the editors going to find
70 discuss on dun days when that
Rangerville road is paved?
FOUND ON THE WIRES
NEW YORK-Piano5 have tenn
rerance, each one Of its own. No
.sc,e can play a piece on a piano
A tie same way twice. In setting this
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