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Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

Extract from a New England paper: "We do not mind re- cording the deaths of people without being paid for our trouble, but eulogies on the dead must be paid for-we positively cannot send people to Heaven for nothing>
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
 CHURCH

Did you ever go to Put-off Town, where the houses are old and tumbledown,
 And everything tarries and everything drags, with dirty streets and people in rags?
 On the street called Slow, lives old man Wait, and his two little boys named Linger and Late,
 With unclean hands and tous- eled hair, and a naughty sister named Don't Care.
 Did you ever go to Put-off town, to play with the little girls, Fret and Frown?
 Or go to the home of old man Wait and whistle for his boys to come to the gate. To play ball all day on Tarry street, leaving your errands for other feet?
 To stop, or shirk, or finger, or frown, is the nearest way to this Put-off town. = Exchange
 The Sunday School has decid- ed not to put off any longer, so we have a class now forming for the adults. The class will meet in the church on Sunday morning at 10:30. Do not be afraid to come if you have not been in a Sunday School be- fore. Do not be afraid to come if you know little about the Bi- ble. You may have a contri- button to make from your ex- perience in life which may be of great value to others. We do not live in Put-off Town and we do not want you to do so.
 Classes for the children at the same hour. The children are di- vided into three groups at the present time.
 Evening Program: Song Fest 7:15 P. M. We had fine singing last week. If you were not there we invite you to come
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29
RYDER WEEKLY HERALD

as regards copper. Through its subsidiary, the American Brass Company, it now sells a large percentage of it's copper direct to the consumers in manufact- ured form. The Bunker Hill and Sullivan Company is pion- eering a similar marketing pol icy in the case of lead. Much of. it's lead is now sold in manu- factured form, instead of mere ly as bullion or, at best, refined lead. Those who have stud jed the question can see no reason why the same policy cannot be worked out success fully in the case of silver, with equal benfit to the pro- ducers of that metal.
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

Jones: Do you act toward your wife as you did before you were married?"
 Henpeck: Exactly. I remem- Der just how I used to act when I first fell in love with her. l used to lean over the fence in front of her house and gaze at her shadow on the cur tain, afraid to go in. And I act just the same way now"
 The hotel patron had waited fully an hour for very slow waiter to serve him two cours- es Now brother" he said to the waiter, ''can you bring me some tomato salad ?" "Yes, sir" said the waiter. And, 7 continued the customer" while you are away you might send me a postcard every now and hen"
 'I am sending you a thousand kisses" he wrote to his fair young wife who was spending her first month away from him.
 Two days later he received the following telegram:
 Kisses received. Ice man re- fused to accept any on ac- count Then he woke up and forwarded a check.
 1 They caught the dumbest man in the country at Wauke- sha, Wis, the other day. This bird, driving a new automo- bile, ran the car for ten miles over the bumpy ties and rails of a railroad track between Waukesha and West Junction, after he had been told to fol- low the railroad tracks to the reach Milwaukee. He was stopped by train at West Junction and shown the high way running within a few yards from the tracks most of the way.
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

this week. You will have the opportunity of singing your favorite hymn. Worship Serv- ice 7:30 P. M. Come spend the hour with us and reap the joy that comes with spending or setting apart a part of the Sab- Lath day for thinking on spirit ual things.
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

It must be easy to run a com ic magazine. You just buy bum jokes and clip good ones from the newspapers.
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29
BRIGHTER DAYS FOR
 SILVER IN SIGHT
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 made of sterling silver and re- tailed, as proposed, at a cost not exceeding S1.50 an ounce, their salvage value would, it is believed, soon approximate half their cost, besides which they would have a special ap- peal due to their beauty and durability.
 Sponsors of this new enter prise have been assured by rep resentatives of the great retail merchandising establishments throughout the United States that if they were assured a constant supply of articles of general utility made of sterling silver, whose retail price through quantity production could be fixed at $50 an ounce, they could practically guarantee a market for all that the company could manu- facture.
 Through such an extension
 f the use of silver in the arts 1t is now believed that a suf- sieient demand would be creat- ed to absorb the entire domes- tic production of the white metal, with the consequence that it's price in the United States might be increased to approximately 70 cents an ounce, if importation of foreign 'ilver were subjected to a cust- pms duty of 30 cents an ounce. as now proposed by Senator Pittman of Nevade. To assure
 he working of the new selling campaign, the manufacturing ,lant established by the silver producers would guarantee to
 upply the retail trade with articles made of sterling silver, be retailed at not exceeding s1,50 an ounce. These articles would at all times have a sub- ,tantial intrinsic value and l. eventually a salvage value of approximately one-balf their cost.
 The proposed action is in line with the present marketing policies of the larger produc- CTS of both copper and lead. The Anaconda Company was the pioneer in this movement
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29
SPRING

Before speaking of spring itself we are inclined to observe that spring usually bring on that enervating complaint des- ignated as spring fever, from which so many people suffer with the advent of warmer weather. What this complaint is is not explained in the same way by psychologists and. phy- sicians. But without regard to what these learned folk say the people who get it will heartily agree that it is very real and not exactly an un- pleasant thing to have if one has not many things to do.
 Some writers tell us that it is nothing but a lethargic drow- siness, caused by the poisons accumulated during the phys ical inaction of winter. There is reason to believe, however, that spring fever is not entire ly physical. There is a good deal of the psychic in it, also. Perhaps spring fever is an in- heritance from the times wher our cave-man ancestors, after a long and monotonous winter in their dens. strolled out te bask lazily in the warm spring sunlight.
 Agreeable as the gentle lass itude of spring fever often is, we must not surrender our selves to it too readily, for there is more work to be done in spring than perhaps any ether season. With this warn ing emphasized, permit Us to observe that the delights of spring cannot be easily exag- gerated, for nature is then at her highest pitch of offering her best to all who dwell on this mundane sphere. Spring is a time to take a new lease on life, to get a fresh start; to fill your lungs with the fresh ail and your mind with new idea: and hopes and plans. And then to go to it. The best thing about spring is that it is a pre-. Jude to another round of in- tense endeavor and activity. Except, of course, for those who have spring fever 365 days of the year.
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS

Changes IT Display Advert sing for weekly presented later than the Wednesday evening preceding the day of issue (saurday) insertion will be delayed urt; the follow ing week
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER

This is not connected in with any stock brokerage firm other establishment associated interested in the sale of mining shares and publishes formation relative to local min ing development that be- leved to be in full accord with fact
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

Just for Fun
 Still there's plenty of parking space on easy street.
 An open mind is one of a bus mess mans best assets.
 Marriage seems to have de- veloped into a problem which has to be worked out of. It seems to us that nowadays the hand that rocks the cradle is mostly hired hand. Another obJectlon to talking about the weather just now is that profanity is vulgar.
 Quackery of all kinds will continue to prosper so long as their is a demand for it.
 Prof: "What do you find the hardest thing to deal with?"
 Student: "An old pack of cards"
 He: "I love youl adore you! I have always wanted you. Will you kiss mel"
 She: What for?"
 It must be easy to run a com- ic magazine. You just buy bum jokes and clip good ones from the newspapers.
 Jack: T think I'll commit sui eide"
 Jill: All rightie; but be sure and turn off the gas when you are through"
 Landlady: Don't be afraid of the bacon, MT. Jenkins. .' Star Boarder: Not at all, Ma am. I've seen a piece nearly twice as large and it didn't frightan me a bit"
 Extract from a New England paper: "We do not mind re- cording the deaths of people without being paid for our trouble, but eulogies on the dead must be paid for-we positively cannot send people to Heaven for nothing>
 SPRINTING CALLED FOR
 Just a minute, where are you going?"
 Sorry, but I haven't time to stop. I'm catching the the nine- thirty"
 You'll have to hurry. I've just missed it."
 The sales manager of large concern in the Middle West re- ceived an expense account from a firm salesman that was so staggering that he wired: "Why is it that your expense account is twice as much as that of any other man we have on the road?"
 After a few hours the follow ing answer came back, I'll bite. Why is it?"
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

WATCHES! WATCHES! Waltham 17 and g Jewels Hamilton 19 and 21 Jewels Elgin 2 and IS Jewels Wrist watches, Waltham, FL gin & Hofes, $12.50 to $25.00 Jewelry made to order, repair work Anything in jewelry fur nished on short notice.
 Crosley Radios on Hand. Come
 In And Look Them Over.
 THE NUGGET SHOP
Hyder weekly herald., 1930-03-29

SPRINTING CALLED FOR "Just a minute, where are you going?"
 Sorry, but I haven't time to stop. I'm catching the the nine- thirty"
 You'll have to hurry. I've just missed it."
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
Passing of "Texas Jim" Dahlman

Mayor James c. Dahlman OF Omaha, has passed out
Of the picture. He had been chief executive Of the ag-
gressive and progressive Nebraska metropolis for 81
years. He recently had filed for reelection for his
eighth three-year term.
There was a time when he was Texas Jim" He
was a cowboy and rough rider Of the cattle ranges
all the way from the Rio Grande river to the Mon
tana highlands.
He was feared and loved as one Of the best shots
and hardest riders on the western plains He was 70
when death called him He vas the political idol Of
the people Of Omaha.
AS his body lay in state at Omaha city hall, thou
sands paid homage to the man whose name was q
household word In COW camps and western plains In
the long ago.
Texas Jim" was q democrat. Fifty three years
ago, in a town in Lavaca county. he got his man"
and those who knew him best said that he had
abundant propagation.
He journeyed from Texas TO Arkansas. from Arkan-
sas to Wyoming. from wyoming to Nebraska. then g
wilderness. and he found fortune as well as fame in
the wild frontier commonwealth.
In 1906 he invaded the political arena. He was the
personal and political friend Of William Jennings
Bryan. He fought the battles with Bryan with
tongue and pen and would have used a gun In self de-
tense II it had been necessary.
Omaha was the city OF MS auopCon. ne puAI al
organization. 1t was an aggressive organization and
# had a he-man as its dictator and spokesman.
-Texas Jim" was elected mayor. He was reelected
mayor.
He asplred to the governorship In Nebraska DID
William Jennings Bryan lend aid and encouragement
or financial assistance or words Of ~eloquence IN be-
half of the candidacy Of his most loyal supporter
He did not. He ditched Texas Jim" and Texas
Jim" lost the gubernatorial crown.
Then it was that the prince Of peace orators and
the daring rider OF the western plains parted COM
pany.
Texas JIM" had q flair for politics. He loved
Omaha and he loved its people. He fought the bat
ties Of the plain people Of Nebraska. He held the
reins Of municipal government q years. II ne had
lived he would have continued TO direct the affairs OF
the upper Missouri river city.
He attended all the national conventions begin
ming in 1896. he was a democrat Of the Jeffersonian
tyne. ne was a regular" and always bowed to the
mandate Of his party. He was a humanitarian Of
the 20 karat type, he never kicked the under dog In
the teeth. he was the product Of a civilization that
has passed away, and yet he was as modern in his
c~ovictions and his politics as the fastest travellers on
the broad highway Of this new era Of mankind.
Some day the romance OF his early life may be
hammered into copy and then placed in cold type.
He had the material but he buried 1t. His secrets
we're his own secrets and he lived his own life. He
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
Wife SUFFERS
FOR 20 YEARS
Hope Abandoned Until
TanIae Quickly Ended AL
Signs OF Stomach Troubles

Day after day, come glowing
reports of new conquests won by
this amazing medicine-Tanlac-
over stomach troubles and bowel
disorders; of remarkable victories
over cases of nervousness, chronic
headaches and even rheumatism
and neuritis. No wonder local
druggists are loud in their praise
of this remarkable medicine, 80
different in that it makes good all
its claims.
In desperation after failures
with all sorts Of other treatments,
hundreds here in this town, who
thought they had to 90 on suffer-
ing to the end Of their days, have
taken Tanlac with results so
speedily beneficial an 20 be abso-
lutely amazing. Here's a recent
case that tells the story of Tanlac
in a nutshell. Mr.. T. II. Bayes
says "After everything failed
along came Tanlac and easily and
quickly ended 20 years stomach
suffering for my wife. She eats
everything now"
Tanlac is a real medicine-for-
INFLATED according to modern
medical science-that's the reason
why it is just as helpful in stub
born unyielding cases as it,is in
mild cases. Find out aboutiTanlac
for yourself-learn why; IL is be-
ing used by mfllions-why over
100000 bottles have been sold.
See how the very first bottle helps
you and it must-for everyjlocal
druggist sells Tanlac with a guar
antee Of satisfaction or money
back. Accept no substitute.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

tricia had to bow her head and &C
quiesce in silent misery and appre-
hension. Had she done something.
she kept asking herself over and
over again, something she would re-
gret something for which she would
be blamed some day by Jimmy him
self?
No, she would then assure her
self, Jimmy would blame her.
He would know. would understand
why she had done 1t. Anyhow, he
would never be the loser; she would
see to that. And besides, what else
could she have done under the cir
cumstances? She was beaten by
Maxwell-any further refusal on
her part to accept the man who had
been foisted upon her by a few
tricks OF fate and diabolical cunning
as Jimmy Blair would be utterly
useless. Such refusal would make
her look to everybody save a few
friends who knew the truth. like a
stubborn, heartless fool. No. she
again told herself, she had been
given no alternative: she had done
the only thing left her TO do.
And so 1t came 70 pass that Pa
tricia Blair in coming into her own
was forced to countenance a deal
that robbed her brother.
(TO BE CONTINUED
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
Horned Frog Band
To Get New Suits

FORT WORTH, Jan. 2s-tR-
The Horned Frog Band Of Texas
Christian University is TO have new
uniforms-new in the ordinary sense
Of the word. and also a new style.
The flowing purple capes. lined
with white satin, will no longer be
a feature.
The new suits will be made OF
white whipcord, trimmed IN purple.
They have been designed according
TO the English style. form fitting,
and with an open lapel and a slight
flair In the trousers. "A Sam Brown
military belt. shoulder straps, and
military cut hat will be used.
Georgia produced 394,550,00O
pounds OF peanuts in 1929.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

did not know the meaning Of the word fear and he
never had q doubt az to the future.
Yes. Texas Jim" has passed out Of the picture
Just as the West and his youthful days. Wild rides
and deeds Of daring. passed out OF the picture when
the Pacific ocean became the frontier line Of the
American republic.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
500 Expected

DALLAS. Jan. 2s-CF-H. T.. Din,
secretary OF the Texas Retail Fur
niture association, announced that
more than 500 delegates are expect
ed to attend the annual convention
which will be held here April 2l-23.
Manufacturers from all parts or the
country will have exhibits.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

Who am II OF what world or
ganization am I general secretary?
Where Is my homer
What famous French prison Is
described In Victor Hugos Les
Miserables?"
Who Is the chief god OF Greek
mythology?
by long forbearing is q prince
persuaded. and a soft tongue break
eth the bone" Where Is this pas
sage found IN the Bible7
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
Star Lore
THE SPECTRUM ITSELF
BY ARTHUR DEY. CARPENTER

OAAAA
Illustrating the spectrum very
simply. we viii take q piece Of
ribbon seven inches long and an
inch wide; then beginning at the
extreme end to the right, We will
paint the first inch Of the ribbon
red, the next inch orange, the next
yellow, and so on until we come to
the seventh inch at the extreme
eft. painting 1t violet, We save then
-roughly-a painted rainbow spec
trum. Only in a real spectrum OF
the sun. there are many dark lines
that cross the ribbon or light, not
lengthwise, but croSswise. How do
those dark lines get into the solar
spectrum? And what do they mean?
CMore Tomorrow
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
The Once Over
THE DENTIST AND THE mLI0NAIREs

Copyright, 1850. by The Associated Newspapers)
Messrs. Harry Sinclair and Henry Mason Day, oil
magnates. gave a gold watch and money for an auto
mobile to the District Of Columbia jail dentist during
their detention there. according to charges which are
to result in an examination OF the dentist. a student
at Dartmouth Dental college-Nevs item)
o-Mr. Blootle, you are dentist in the District Of
Columbia hoosegow2
Al IN
o-Do you know Harry Sinclair and Henry Mason
Day7
Al do.
Odd you receive any gifts from them while they
were in the jail or at any time aftera
Al did. I got q watch from Mr.. Sinclair and an
automobile from Mr.. Day.
ON what capacity did you receive these gifts?
A-As the Jail dentist.
Q-Are you a graduate and duly licensed den
fist?
A-No. I am only q student in q dental collegei
Q-Now when did Mr.. Sinclair first express his
intention Of making you any gifts?
A.-AlmoSt the moment I asked to look at his
teeth.
Odd he Immediately suggest giving you 9 gold
watch?
A-No. at first he only suggested q box Of cigars.
Q-when did he offer the gold watch7
A-When he found out I was a student-dentist
p~racticing on the mates.
Blow was It Mr.. Day offered you O automobile
while Mr.. Sinclair had only offered you a watch7
A-Mr. Sinclair had told him I was still learning
dentistry and when I approached Mr.. Day / brought
my drilling -machine.
Q-what did you say 70 him7
Al looked In his mouth and said, 'Goodnessl
This means two extractions and four %fillingsl'
Q-what did Mr.. Day say7
Ale turned very white and offered me the au-
tomobile TO 90 work on somebody else.
Q-What kind Of an automobile?
Ale first suggested q Ford.
Q-How did you get him to offer a better carr
Al started the drill buzZing and told him I had
discovered another tooth that needed immediate at
tention.
Q-Now then. Mr.. Bottle. do you consider you did
anything unethical In taking q watch and a car from
these me?
Al certainly do. I made a big mistake.
Q-what was 1t?
Aft I had known who they were I would have
held out for a couple Of oil-wells.
Odd they give anybody else presents in that
jail?
Al understand they gave the jan barber two
yachts.
Q.-what fora
A-They found out he was stu In BARRIERS
COLLEGEi
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

Because Of his brilliant work in
rural schools. w. r. Keith. super
intendent Of schools in jefferson
County. Ark. was awarded a life
membership in the Parent-Teacher
association.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
DARNED CLEVER. THESE CHINESE!

The Federal Trade Commission has completed .
long inquiry and announced that the representations
Of a cigarette company that the weed is a great flesh
reducer ad widely used by women as a substitute fr
sweets is somewhat inaccurate. It's Just impossible
to fool some people.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

Georgia ginned l,l77,39O bales OF
cotton UP to December l OF 1929.
as against 970.836 for the previous
year.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

Add SMILES: Is big a bore as q conversatlonalis
who has Just been completely looked over by = heart
specialist.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

The most tiresome man In the world is the one
who tells the new Scotch story that you were all
set to tell yourself.-Oho State Journal.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

~AI the skirts were long and some were Eackless'
New York Sun. Is there no modesty?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28

Georgia's tobacco crop smashed
all state records in 1929, totaling
89,870,00 pounds on an acreage 10
per cent less than that OF 1923.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-01-28
THE GRAB BAG
Correctly Speaking
Don't be guilty Of saying "shoul'

Correctly Speaking
Don't be guilty OF saying should
Of" when you mean should have"
Today's Anniversary
On this day, in 1873. the first
commercial telephone exchange in
the world was opened in New Haven
Con.
Today's Horoscope
Persons born on this day are loyal
friends and have artistic natures.
Answers to Foregoing Questions
/. Ernest H. Cherrington; World
League Against Alcoholism; Wester-
vile, O.
2. La Force.
3. Zeus.
4. Proverbs. XIV, Is.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1930-12-18

Opal Hedington spent the week.
end in Walla Walla with the Misses
Pearl and Marie Evans. ~.
Curtis Dietman was the guest
of George Hosko of Whistran over
the weekend.
Hazel Sprague is staying with
her brother Glenn and attending
school in Hover. -. -
County Supt. D. Strandwold was
visiting the school in Hover Thurs
day. :.
F. Lilly Of Seattle was in Hover
on business Monday morning.
V. /. Tucker is having a new
room built onto his house. This is
.'pouting" room. III. L. Tucker is
doing the work. gfa..s
Mr.. and Mrs. j. r. Ayers at
tended Pomona Grange at Whit
stran Saturday evening.
i. j. Mckinney and E.E. Tooth
aker are on the sick list this week.
Grover Montague has been build
ing new built-in cupboard for
Mrs. c. L.. Evans.
Mrs. Glen Sloat (nee Mrs. An
ME Hutchinson) was an overnight
guest Of Mrs. B. B. Stewart Mon
day night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sidney Cochran Of
Pomeroy are spending the week
with the j. E. Cochran family.