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The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-07-04

Lloyd Homme had the misfortune
to be blown into the ditch off the
GreeRer hill, while trying to get
home before the storm Monday af-
ternoon. Considerable damage was
done to his car.
William, Ruby and Effie Doe, Es-
Their and Margaret Johnson returned
home Saturday night from Spokane.
Wednesday afternoon the Outlook
Booster Club met at Wilhelminas and
Leene Decks home. The meeting
was called to order by the president
and all the business of the club was
taken care of. The play books which
had been sent for were received and
given out. We expect to give the
play That's One On Bill in about
five weeks. Mrs. Dad Omar will
direct the play and was present at
the close of the meeting. Mrs. Deck
served a very lovely lunch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Barney Anholt are
the proud parents of a baby boy.
The band concert Wednesday ey-
ening was well attended. Every
body is cordially invited to come to
the concerts each week on Wednes-
day evening.
Mr.. Barness is visiting with
friends in Outlook for a few days.
! Miss Louise West is visiting with
Velma Goodlaxon for few days.
Edwin Morgan returned from
Bozeman where he has been attend
/ ing college.
Mike Fink moved his barn from
town to his farm residence Tues
day.
Agnes Fitzgerald returned HON,
from Bismarck Thursday.
Eddie Courtiss has been VISITING
friends in the north country for thu
mast few DAVIS
Mrs. Andrew LELAND and Sol
Ralph left last Monday for Primes
Albert, Canada, where she will visi
her daughter Mrs. Buchanan.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ted Kohler wer
Raymond visitors Thursday.
Mrs. Olson, sister of Mrs. VIM
1ass. left for her home in Mime
apolis Wednesday.
There will be a baseball gam
between Minton, Canada. and Out
look Sunday, June goth.
Mrs. Meharry's father, who ha
been very i'll. at this writing is re
ported very low.
Mrs. Frank Fea and son Lyle, NJ
and Mrs. Leonard Tooke and bah
| they expect to make their futur
: home.
j Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Tobin~ left FIR
}, day for a trip in the west.
4 Grandma Larter, who has bee
: very i'll for some time past is n,
improved at this writing. H
< daughters, Mrs. Sam Fawcett al
Mrs. Hayes are with her
Fred Mills left for North Dako
4 to visit friends.
!. The Midnight Ramblers played
, Gladmar. Can. Friday night.
II DR.. Faucetti was a bushes call
h in Outlook Friday
"a Wilhelmina Deck was visiting
~ F'laXville Thursday.
-e Mrs. MAIDS Billet and Joe went
/: Canada Tuesday to visit her brot
~ ers
- Mr.. and Mrs. Valentino Hermis'
s and Mr.. and Mrs. Hermisch a
IL here visiting the Frank and Pet
IA Kohler homes.
E. e. Garrick is selling the Rev
III let brand fruit.
IN Miss Kathleen Garrick entertain
Nv few of her little friends at t
home of Gerald Garrick's Saturds
She was five years old today.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-07-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Ellis Hurst and
family are in town to attend the
Chautauqua this week.
Kenneth Boo has been visiting at
the Ellis Hurst ranch for the past
few days.
Miss Bertha Lux. who has been
working at the Pete Marion home.
returned to her home at Outlook
Saturday.
A dance was given here Saturday
night under the auspices of the
American Legion for the benefit of
the Outlook baseball team.
The United Chautauqua has been
here since Saturday. At this writ
ing they have played three shows.
all or which were very good and
well attended.
Charles Roderick and Mr.. Garniss
drove to Scobey last Tuesday.
Earl Wellington, Mrs. Frank Fitz-
| gerald and Mrs. West drove to
home Thursday. Agnes Fitzgerald
returned with them.
Mr.. Garniss returned to his home
4 at Powers Lake, N. D., Thursday.
/ Word was received Saturday stat
/ ing that the 500 Line will not have
a change of schedule, therefore the
rural carrier will leave from the Of
flee at 900 o'clock.
Mr.. and Mss--Ssx--1' z&rrSrvF--- were
VISITORS at the Hanson home Flax.
vile Thursday.
| Andy Nestle and Miss NygaarC
were to Plentywood Saturday Mrs
Nygaard taking the train to Balm
| willie.
Elmer Cole and family took in tn
Chautauqua Sunday.
+ E Deck of Plentywood was
visitor here Sunday.
Miss Nygaard, advance agent TO
the Chautauqua. arrived Tuesday.
Miss Dorothy Smith of Culbertsol
spent the week end with Miss Viole
Lofstrom.
Al Rick spent the week end a
Outlook.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman White re
turned from their winter trip spen
in the southern and western states
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-07-04
EFFICIENCY AND THE PAYROLL

The Anaconda payroll for the Butte mines last
week was less than $4,000. 1t was $442,OOO, IN
the corresponding week year ago. In oCner
words the pay envelope decreased three-tourtns
but the copper output last month was about H.
100000 pounds or more than half OF what 1t was
in Nav of 1929. So you see we have this modern
stuff called efficiency in Butte, twice as mucn Ell
ficiencv per man as a year ago. Of course it is
rather tough on the men laid off but what are
few thousand men compared to modern efficiency,
directors salaries and stock dividends.
Like war, industrial depressions are borne by
the workers If you do not believe the following
list of increased dividends since the first of the
year are correct, the greatest five months In Am
erican history write to the United States depart
ment of commerce and they will furnish you with
a detailed statement
In 1928 industrial dividends for the first five
months totaled $697 100000 compared to ST.
356 100000 for the first five months this year.
Last year ndustrials paid total of nearly one
billion dollars in JAM, Feb, March, April and
May.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-07-04

aggregate life of 1874 feet. Each
is a twin lock, capable Of lifting one
ship while lowering another.
More than 100 workers have lost
their lives during the period Of can
al construction.
Opening of the new canal will be
as significant in an economic sense
to the United States as to Canada.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-07-04
- Friday. July4. l,s

Canadian Ie po SiHI9Iisis'S SS1.s i.e''''
bill. "iliie Canads pf.nei,.i
. All ships. regara,..
without charge. Vush he 'al.
Friends Of the nro,.
future iu't e. for the canal '' 10 10, T. 1
self as an artery Of " Justly \.
trade. " lntens,i..
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-07-04
OUTLOOK

Last Monday afternoon this vi
cinity was considerably damaged by
a heavy rain, hail and wind storm.
Among those whose crops were dam
aged were: Carl Wollan, Hasses,
Matt Writ Ray Goltz, Selvigs,
Bert Groves, John Lindblom and
John Ladd, Sr. -
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
NOTICE OF TRUSTEES SALE

NOTICE OF TRUSTEES SALE
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned will sell all that certain
tract. piece. or parcel Of land lying
and being situated in the County OF
Cameron. State of Texas. IN share
No. 80 OF the ESpiritu Santo Grant,
in said county. being all OF farm
block No. Ninety-eight tS8l con-
tanning twenty-five and no-l00 t25)
acres more or less. as said property
appears upon map entitled. Ell
JARDIN SUBDIVISION OF A
PART OF SHARE % ESPIRITU
SANTO GRANT. CAMERON
COUNTY. TEXAS. said map being
recorded in map or plat records OF
Cameron County, Texas, in book 4
at page 80. map or plat records OF
said county. under and by virtue OF
the Authority vested in me by a
certain deed of trust executed and
delivered by c. r. Thomas. dated
July LIST, 1923. and recorded IN VOL
ume 50 at pages 71-74 of the deed
or trust records Of said county. TO
the highest bidder for cash. at
pQDA4C duCA4Oil W OC AlCAQ " AlC a.
the court house door OF the court
house of Cameron County, Texas.
in the City Of Brownsville, Texas,
on the first Tuesday in october.
1880. the same being the 7th day OF
October. 1880, between the hours OF
ten O'Clock a. m. and four o'clock
p. m. TO satisfy the debts secured
nv said deed nf trust and al the
request Of the holder of the un-
paid notes therein described. and I
will execute and deliver to the pur-
chaser or purchasers at such sale
good and sufficient deed OF convey
ance OF said property. with wen
ants Of general warranty. binding
the said G. r. Thomas. his heirs.
legal representatives and assigns.
default having been made in the
payment of the now past due in
d~ebtedness secured by said deed Of
trust, and the owner and holder
thereof having requested me to sell
said land under the terms Of said
deed OF trust.
WITNESS my signature this 18th
day OF September. A. D., 1880. on
which date this notice Is posted In
accordance with the terms of said
deed or trust.
A. X. Black. Trustee.
9-15-22-29-3t-3846
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

Office of the collector Of customs,
Port OF Brownsville, Texas. Septem-
Der 9, 1880. Notice Is hereby given
that on Sept. s., 1880. there was
seized from Alfonso Rodriguez, near
Los Fresnos, Texas. for violation Of
Sect. 593 Tariff Act 1880 and 1862
r.. s.. one Chevrolet touring auto
mobile, motor No. 4800952. Serial
No. 3ABl68716. Any one claiming
the above described automobile will
file claim with me within twenty
900 days from the date Of this
notice; otherwise ] will sell the
automobile at public auction at the
u. s. Customhouse. Brownsville,
Texas. on Monday. September %,
1880. at 10 o'clock q. m.-Wm. Hale.
Deputy Collector.
e-8-15-22-3t-334l
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
Delaware Candidates
Both Claiming Win

WILMINGTON. Del, Sept. Is
Pa-With returns from Saturdays
democratic primary election in Del
aware still incomplete. both candi-
dates for the United States senate
continued their claims OF victory
today.
Former Senator Thomas r. Bay
ard. an ayowed wet. claimed he had
obtained 1i8 Of the 30 delegates
and said he vas confident of being
nominated at the convention in
Dover Tuesday.
Josiah Marvel. democratic ma
tional committeeman and president
OF the American Bar association.
Bayard's opponent, also appeared
confident that he had won a major
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

ity Of the delegates. He claimed Ill
delegates.
A bitter fight between vets and
dryS Is looked for on the floor OF
the convention. The vets. who are
backing Eayard. will demand that
q plank be inserted in the platform
demanding repeal or modification
OF the eighteenth amendment. while
10 was stated that friends Of Mar
vel would insist that the platform
contain nc specific mention OF pro-
hibition.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

Among offenses forbidden by the
bylaws Of Vienna. for which the
penalty Is a fine on the spot. are
crossing the street In the wrong
place, throwing paper about. board
ing a moving street car, playing a
piano too loudly. driving too fast
or on the wrong side OF the road.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

The correct name of whalebone
Is baleen and 1t Is not a bone.
having none OF the properties Of
bone. It is found attached to the
upper jaw OF the whale and serves
to strain water taken into the
whales mouth.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
OR SALE

4o.7 acres vegetable and citrus
fruit land three miles south
west OF San Benito. Lots "A,
B, G.. ID, Block 50. OF San Be-
nito Land and Water company.
All In cultivation. No improve
ments. Price $4,000 per acre.
Easy payments. Box PA, Ar
kansas City. Kansas Gll2
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
These Want AID Columns Are Bargain Counters for Valley People
REAL ESTATE

WILL SELL-On paved road. three
miles Brownsville, 5 or 10 acres
choice land. Small payment Town,
balance terms ) to 10 years. Some
choice lot- paved street. Terms.
Beautiful 6-room cottage. pretty
yard; new. Terms. Phone l78
GIL
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

FOR SALE Ivy owner IFS acres good
citrus land. Fl Jardin. well located.
will subdivide. Terms. Box G67
Herald. G67
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
LOST n FOUND

THINGS you no longer need can
bring you cash for the things you
d. need. A Classified Ad will do
tn, trick.
LOST-At Boca Chica, brown hand
fooled pigskin purse. without
handle. Reward. Mrs. A. Viano,
curio shop, next to Capital theatre.
Gl24
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
CLASSIFIED
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RATES and RULES
Advertisements viii De accepted
over the phone from those having
ocular charge accounts. Other
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No advertising accepted on an
until forbid" order. A specified
number Of insertions must be
given
The herald reserves the rignf tc
r.ace oil advertisements undes the
proper classification, and rejerS IN
clean or Objectionable copy.
Obituaries. resolutions and cArde
81 thanks In classified section vii
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
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KRGV-HARLNGE-
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

FOR SALES acres, $50 seven-year
old trees. modern house. Will pay
Is per cent in 60 days. Box 1913. La
Feria, Texas. G122
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
Buy in Riverside Park
and Save the Difference

Five and six-room homes. hard
wood floors. fire places. gear
garages. concrete floors. con-
crete drives. all modern. The
nearest restricted residence
. Jperties TO the business dis
trtct. For prices and terms. ,all
w. M. Egan. phone 2l6 or 1903
w Office Riverside Park,
Brownsville. Texas. F-lT2
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

A HOME OF YOUR OWN can be
t~u for a sinai down payment and
balance Like rent. Read the real
estat; ads before you lay this pa
pr aside.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

FOR SALE-Fixtures and equip
ment Of one Of the best orange
drink stands in Houston. Lease ex-
pires in a few weeks, must vacate.
Valley fruit win be just coming in
a good time to start up. VIII
teach you no TO make orange
juice. orange julian, pineapple. and
grapefruit. and teach you the right
way. Can put IL in q truck and
haul 1t down there. Six years In
business in San Antonio. Bargain
to someone. Address w. G. Beener,
72l Main St. Houston. Texas. GOA
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-09-15

BUY HOME. See il. 18th and Lin
coin. Terms. Phone 178. G-95
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-12
HARD ON CRIME

The scientists devote much time to
studying the curves Of crime. In sun
dry colleges of fame they analyze the
sinners game. The day is coming when
the skate who fails to walk the path
way straight will have no chance Of
lodging Jail with scientists upon his
trail At present rude, uncultured cops
pursue the man whose virtue f1ops. If
it's test Of wind and limb, the cops
will doubtless capture him, but II the
criminal has brains, he does not fear
the brass-bound SWANS. But 1t will be
another tale when scientists are on his
trail. He robs the widow Of her hens,
crime denounced by poets pens. The
identify the Jay. He's left no finger
prints behind. no other clues; the case
Is blind. It's true, the rascal lost his
hat, and here 1t Is, but what of that?
It's like q million other tiles: it has no
rating in our files" The scientists come
up thereat and say, Just let us have
that hat. Well view 1t through a mic
roscope and soon will hand you all the
dope concerning that immoral chump
who robbed the widows poultry dump"
They view that kelly up and down;
they brush its brim and scrape its
crown and study all the dandruff there,
and then they rise up and declare: THE
man who stole the widows hens Is SUI
fering from seven wens. A yellow beard
his face adornS; he's limping much be-
cause of corns; he has small, receding
chin; his nose Is red because of gin;
he has a boil upon his back his teeth
are false and do not track" And then
the cops go out forthwith and pinch
a sinful man named Smith.
WALT MASON.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1930-02-12
LITTLE BENNY


Me and Pubs Simkins haven't met the
bewty looking gerl in the corner house
with the long black cerls yet, and this
afternoon me and him was wawHng up
and down in frunt of her house with
out any special reason, and sed, G,
got ideer.
hope its better than the one you had
yestidday, Pubs sed.
Meening about asking the letter car
r1er to leave us deliver the letter there,
and sed, Well G, 1t would Of been
all rite If It had Of worked, wouldent
1t? and Pubs sed, Well G, anything
would.
Being a good anser, and I sed, All
rite then, If your not intristed I wont
tell you.
Why, what is itp Pubs sed, and I sed,
Well, I tell you. All you haf to do Is
pertend you broke your ankle and SIT
down on her frunt steps and Ill sit
there with you like somebody keeping
you company and when she comes out
we'll han to tell her what we are doing
there, and that a way we'll meet her,
and then later you can say you CESS
your ankle IS ony sprained little, ana
you can wawk away mostly on the other
foot.
Well. G wizzickers, why do I always
han to be the one does all the break
ing and everything? Pubs sed. and I
sed. Well holey smokes you don't know
when your lucky. Don't you realize
your the one that's going to get all the
sympathy? sed. G, all rite, then Ill
be the one that thinks they break their
ankle, sed
Never mind, Ill be the one, Pubs sed.
And We went back to the corner house
and sat on the steps and Pubs started
to rub his ankle and we waited about
q half hour and nuthing happened,
and we waited about another half a
hour and nuthing elts did, and then
somebody stuck their he'd out the frunt
window. Being her mother, saying, My
goodness are you 2 still wiping your
dirty shoes on my eileen steps. Haven't
you any home or whats a matter with
you? she Sed.
He broke something, sed, and she
sed, What, broke what?
His shoe lace, sed. And me and
Prds quick got up and wawked away
without either of us limping.