The Nome nugget., 1930-01-18

Creek Pass and under the glacier to make schedule. But they "ain't seen nothin., Het dragged one from Prince Rupert to Juneau, and hadn't got going good. True Story fails to show us photo of the said train standing at the de- pot in Juneau, and I would sure like to see it. for it is a detail don't want to miss. When she landed there. where, oh! where was the Chamber of Commerce. Statisticians have figured that it would have taken Het, lngging that train from known rail-end to Juneau until doomsday, with a few days of grace thrown in or until Hefiin supports Al Smith.
 I have been through those parts and while in Hyder some time ago I felt they were holding out on me, but never suspected it was railroad. Sid Anderson has been praying for railroad line there, and it is just possible that he caught Het's train on the fly dur ing it's return trip, and got it to settle down sure must learn more about this.
 But we now have her at Jun eau, amid the carnetba ggers, to- tenn poles, glaciers, Val and the Guvvener Then what does she do. Just what they all do. She cornered carpetbagger and got herself a job. Digging gold. no teaching school at Ninikak Island, On Drake's Inlet. While United States attorney in the jurisdiction where Het sojourned few years ago l often wondered where Moon- shine Charley evaporated to when he went forth to concoct his rat poison. Now, too late, I learn. It was Ninikak Island, Drake's In- let, SS. But to which goes the honor of discovery, deponent say eth nutty. How she went she does not say, but it is sufficient for us that she is there, surround ed by glaciers, ice worms, oceans, salmon, white-mule, and those wards of Uncle Sam, the Alaska Indians.
 At this point the story gets common, for like every other chee- dhacco she buys rife. It is my opinion, if what she says about Lees conduct is true, that she would have done this before she left him; but she didn't, and be- ing woman she didn't haf tuh. That said rife wasn't loaded is proved by the fact that when some distance from the village it, went of and perforated her tun- my. But she walked in, though she wasn't feelin' skookum.
 Here she takes her bow. and re- tires temporarily from the stage. but the story goes on and on and on. Nattybumpo hits the trail. Ii seems that Lees little matter with the sorrel-top was all kid ding. in fun. you know. You know that gag. Anyway. he didn't mean it, and started out to catch up with Het and tell her so. He doesn't say just how he bridged that gap from the coast city of Jun eau, Alaska, but he claims he in- terWewed the same trainmen with whom Het had had to do, and got a elew. He found the one who had sold her cash fare to Jun eau. I think I know this conduc- tor: he would have sold one to Hongkong had 1t been desired. That's how he acquired his bank. But he get to Juneau, and while he says nothing about the Glory hole, the Guvvenor, Chamber of Commerce, Val or any of the his toric landmarks that draw tho tourists like porous plaster. he finds tracks,. and learns that Het has beat it to the netherwhere, i.e.. the Interior. Now, here is where Lee goes Het one better, and shows why the man is super ter to the woman. and fit to be her lord and master. What did he do? You guessed it again-bousht g Ford And what did he do with