The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1930-01-03

three Sc0tflaWS drinking out OF a
bottle in the shade of the LII
Xmas tree on Xmas eve-one
smacking his lips and saying "first
in two weeks" Ed Estes, out
standing citizen being followed
around the street by two of Cor
poral Winters merry men And
everywhere that Eddy went the
dicks were sure to go. There
is not much privacy in Plentywood
any more. -. Still once in a while
you'll see a citizen with a great,
big smile slapping the lower end
of his vest and express his con-
tempt for the prohibition law
"gotitch IRISH here" j.. That's the
idea Laugh and the world
laughs with you Still the New
Years dance was not what it used
to be "The men had no life in
them remarked a sweet young
thing, dining on a tooth pick in
the City Cafe "How could they,
dear?" asked her companion by
way or reply:
There is nothing as cheerful as
a cheerful Elk. Other animals may
have their virtues, but give me the
Elk. Depression has no terrors
for him; it cannot survive where
he moves. He bears no malice. ev-
erybody is Bill to him. He never
wrongs brother. He is generous,
He'll even let you smell of his
breath, when the rest of the world
is dry. But you mustn't tell it to
the jury.
One of our best citizens invited
lawyer to his house on Christ
mas Day. After imbibing a couple
of Toms and two Jerrys, the law
yer put his wimpus in his hip poe
ket and departed. Came the after
math. According to another but
not a rival lawyer, the lawyer Of
the first part described to the
judge the glorious sensation hi
experienced as the Toms and Jer
rvs coursed thru his veins. There
: was nothing in the bill of particu
lars that reflected discredit on thu
6 mixing abilities of the host. Blu
! the host is clean mad we hear anC
: is threatening reprisals. This i
E something like what he is hum
ming:
And if it be true dear; if it be Tru,
, I'm following you Greer; I'm fol
lowing you
! Wherever you go dear; whateve
you do
o I'm following you Greer; Pm fol
: lowing you.
X y X
, Flu Manchu was one of the big
( gest hits ever presented at tn
Orpheum Theatre. frankie Fish
! beck, our popular theatre magnat
i who does not like the snow drift
r any better than the rest of us
: looked happy last Sunday night i
: his favorite cafe, chatting intim
g ately with "Nig" Collins, the popu
n lar chicken rancher. 1t was RICH
n after the show. There must hav
: been a good crowd cause Frank
7 did not confine his order to blacl
: coffee as usual. No, and further
+ more he was host to several la
h dies.
There is a good story knockin,
d around town about a great BIZ
K husky fellow who is reported t
n hold on to a dollar like the pro
s verbal drowning man to the straw
O Nevertheless the bloke likes tn
s girls and that's one of the luxur
a industries that the stock marke
e crash knocked over. However an
c be that as it may, the Lothario in
IS vited lady he had cast longin,
i eyes on, to supper. Another lad
v let's call her Jennie-horned i
I so to speak, figuring that he
b friend would be safer in a crow
t than alone with the big bad mar
: Came the menu. Jennie ordere
breast of young Long Island ducl
/ etc. What her friend ordered TIL
e Mysterious Scribe could not over
i hear, but he could hear Jennie al
s right. Anybody could
i When the Don Juan saw the foo
Z arriving he turned cubist and coul
= think of nothing but the check. T
: cheer him up Jennie suggested
s drink. Don denied having any O.
/ his person but tho tight he coul
d still walk, so they walked. Jimm
e put the food near the fire unit
e they returned. The aftermath O
: the story is that the big fellow
S is no longer in love with that par
: ticular girl. If he ever falls 4
e love again he says it will be wit
: a girl whose lady friends are OF
y an eighteen-day fasting diet.
g =
I Howard Lewis has a sense O.
> humOr. Holding three little slim
: of paper in his hand in the most
b office, which signified that he hat
won three decisions from the su
preme court, he told of a dog ;
), friend of his has and whenever tn,
S dog beats another dog in a fai
: fight he cocks his tail. So i
: Lewis were a member of the can
: nine species he could start the New
Year right by cooking his tail thre,
2 times.
Albert Almberg of Archer ha,
nothing but contempt for the fell
low who would boast about walk
ing mile for a camel. Alber-
3 tells me that he would walk TWEEN.
ty miles for a tin of snuff. II
fact he did that very thing in tbt
: middle of one of our biggest anC
best billiards.