New Britain herald., 1930-01-28

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 Did James NJ. Barrie have Bl Judd in mind when he wrote the book "Petcr Pan" the boy that never grew up?
 Will Senior club wallfoNcrs cv.r become an extinct species?
 14. To Hilda Krcnn we leave ar infcriority complex for a change. Is. TO any rising young musici T 1 in the lower classes We leave Gcorge Hances astounding ability at tn. piano.
 lG. To Jimmy Gardiner proprie- 1 tor of the Contaras Shoppe We leave stop and go sign. Traffic condi- tons in this taNorito watering place i are abomnabIc after 3:45 n. ui.
 IT. To Alberta McEnroe we leave a substantial contract from Flo Hiegfcld for an appearance in 1 the Iollics. They say figures ncyr ] lie.
 IS. To Frank OEricn We leave Toddy Arondts 'It' and srx appeal. they both thinl they are pretty good.
 19. To Witty Grimala we leave |, pair Of stills so he can be seen above the crowd.
 70. To Frod Gorfain We leave George Aral's wise cracks with the hope tlat Inc may add a few and that they will go over better than 1 Arers 1 @l. To Martha Anderson We leave sequel 10 'Why Gentlemen Prefer Blondes by Michael Baylicl,.
 22. To Mir. Upham we leave q red tic and a monoclc.
 ..55. To Miss Southcr VIC leave q pair of roller skates so she can chase people down the corridor more easily. 24, To Leona Naughton we leave Love Sonncts" by Milton. we VOL Ger if it's his first or last name.
 2o. To postcrity we leave Il slightly blemislcd but not altogether tarnished record as respectable stl- dents.
 26, To Frank Weir we leave Wal ter Youngs ability to murder Eng | I&h pronunciation 21. To Bill Ross we leave Hcrbv Carlson's shyness with the opposi: C sex.
 2S. To Milton Berkowitz we leave sufficient funds 10 have his face lifted. 22. To Bobby Hayes we leave some space on tho dance floor so he won't bother the rest of the in nccent stcppcrs.
 50. To Virginia Hunt we leave exclusive rights 10 Miss Southcr's affections.
 @l. To that handsome English bulldog George Bollman we leave the official tile of school mascot and the hope that his wistfnl cx- pression will he q spur 10 our nobie football squad in future victories.
 And now as our Scottish instiny.e get the best of us and we have eiv- cn until it hurts we leave this i'm portant document as we cannot waste any more time although time is about the cheapest thing re could waste.
 Witnessed thereof by:
 Sandy Macintosh, Believe It Or Not Ripley, Suitcase Simpson.
 Vincent Ammon, Beatrice Bull, Eleanorc Hubert, Gertrude Stcbbins.
 Believe It Or Not
 The Mid-Year Class of l930 is the snappiest class that the High school ever produced
 David Bass came to school witl- out his wave.
 Mary Clark became a nun.
 Walter Young forgot 10 blush.
 Gertrude Kaplan is the boys ideal.
 Bolcslaus Osipowicz' real name is William.
 Beatrice Bull dcspises mon
 Maurice Marholin reduced.
 Margaret Benjamin bettcrcd Miss Yates attendance record
 Vincent Ammon has at last sue cecded in dating up steady with- cut the aid Of Harold Carlson.
 Phoebe Ballou never has anything 10 say.
 William Judd farors long speeches.
 Sylvia Kotkin stopped critclzng.
 Michael Bavlocll never smiles.
 Ililda krcnn has found at lat every show in town.
 Benny Birnbaum finally under stood what Johnson X Peterson meant.
 Anna Kelly won the loud speaking contest.
 Witty Griml!a shrank six inches
 Avis SamucIson has lost her crush on Mr. Swift.
 Alex Zalcs'li is staunch believer in wearing hats
 Elizabeth Gibncy and Eun>e Elckert betrayed the Girl Scouts.
 Paul Appcll is heard from oniy when he plays the drum.
 Betty Porter was elected President of the Air Wreckers association.
 George Hance won a prize for the best ice cream specialties.
 Gertrude Stebbins designed the new uniforms for the girls gym classes.
 Bill Mansan is the best all arounl athlete.
 Mary Bonnalli always wears low heeled shoes.
 Arthur Goldman almost had a nervous breakdown from doing home work.
 Astrid Anderson is sixty pounds underweight.
 Edward Plucas spends all of his time studying Biology.
 Katherine Wacker lost her temper