New Britain herald., 1930-01-28

James Gritzmacher makes moe noise than the whole class put to- gether.
 Anne Mortellcti never prepares her lessons.
 Nrold Mikalauskas is rclati"c O. Major Hoopl".
 Beatrice Spector made a rcsoil- ton 10 cat rleiscbmanns yeast cakes so that she may reach her goal.
 Rudolph Gattins and Mr. Ames are the best of friends.
 Ethel Berkowitz is Miss Glover'y i example of perfect posture.
 Walter Arendt insists hat he does not smoke.
 Edith Dichcrman has become Texas Guinan's ,ival.
 Bill Baker refused a chance to play with Rudy Eallce. Vivian Iillwurtzel has life con- { tract posing for Pepsodcnt ads. | Walter Berslund missed 8 Satur- 1 daN night at the bungalow. ! Ethel Lis and Stella Macora have i become missionaries in the wids of l '1ll tN'h ll' N'i dSblll tO lttull lO lIit United States.
 1 The kraut Bros. bought out the Smith Bros. cough drops. i 1.cona Naugnton has taken Briggs place in making the cartoons "Wh2l 3 lfella Needs a l'ricnd.' 1 Ned kaplan finally succeeded r making up his mind without the al ol Mr. Elton Chase.
 Helen BarwilloWslli has given ID collecting frat pins.
 William Luddy won one grand GOT 1 is it Eand?) shooting pool.
 Doris Barber is the most popular girl in tho class
 Al Middleton certainly docs 1ot : l;l,e girls or he would have accoptc Kitty Wacker'5 box Of candy more co gerly.
 The And, rsons' only rival in num- Der arc the C3rlsons.
 English GR is no longer Mrs. Bal | lou's infants in arms" | Submitted by
 IRENE RATNEE
 MOLLY GITLAVlTI Class Prophecy Scene: Different places in the great metropolis Of New Britain. Connecticut.
 Time: The momcntous month of May l94o, such as it may be. "WhN, phcbe Eallou." "Gcrtrudc."
 My dear, it's ton years since l last saw you and you haven't changed bit. By the way, allow nc to present my husband, Richard Iialliburt on. We met each other on ne Siberian wastes while we were searching material for new travel books But tell me about yourself. And, oh yes. noWs everybody from our dear old High school class?"
 well, just now, I'm only the Dean of Columbia, a lecturer on Prohibition and Modern Delinqucnc., i the head of q few clubs and a trc- Qucnt contributor to Journalism. Of course, I'm just commencing, but oy this time ncXt----'
 Just then. a dark young lady. who very obviously flashed an engagu- mcnt solitaire, interrupted Phcbe i Imagine my nmbarrassmen when l Phebc said "Of course you haven't forgotten Hilda krenn? You know shes playing tag with Lloyd Niu- berts. One day she says you're 1t Iloydie. the next day she's apt ,o I), poor boy is on the verge of fall3n arches and starvation."
 Since we W"rc congesting traffic, my husband suggested that we ad- journ 10 the Kitty Wacker I.unch- conettc on the site of the old Can There I was rcgaled with stories of our old classmates. interrupted 70 ask about Jimmy GrtZmachcr. Hilda said he was conducting an intcrna- tional correspondence school and a column sor the lovclorn and lone,v hearts, He had just consented 70 marry Mary Clark upon her tenth annual propoSal---And they decil- | cG 10 make it a companionatc mar [ riacc.
 What about my very. very dcIr friend "Mush' Marholn ?'
 Hes still studying Shakcspea e and for the fife Of him. he abso- 1 lutclN cannot emulate Pelrucchio 1 successfully enough to lame his | kate.'
 Margaret Benjamin and "Shiffia kotliin are living with Miss Southcr. | They all teach French in the new High school and they're the best o( friends imaginable
 Order. please"
 "Oh ycs, we'll all have waffl,s | and tea, why. oh, oh.--It's Anna | Kelly, How have you been Annr'
 There come Cert Stebbins and i, Eleanore Hubert. Gert's married 10 George Arel and has a whole rcsI. ment of little Arels. "Beckie" is go- ing 10 marry Hill Baker next Sun | day. They're going to join Con- mander Byrd's new exploration par ty for their honeymoon trip. Hill has | a theory about locating the West i, Pole in the east end. or course | Byrd always encourages ambition. , Good luck Billy, you'll need it. By | the way. are you taking your saXo- | phone alonG?'
 Gertrude was saying that Al l Middleton had achieved fame as the | singing football star. Ever since rn- | hcarsing for class night, Al has 1 cVlnced desire to sing operatic | roles. Now even f.nrco Caruao |