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THE CHERTERFIELn.

5l4I MT. PLEASANT ST. NV.
Very Convenient to Car Lines, Buses,
Uptown Shopping Section.
LARGE Rooms-High Ceilings.
rooms, kitchen, bath and
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THE MeREYNoLDs,

CORNER 18th AND @ SITS. NV.
Most Conveniently Located Downtown
Apartment Hotel.
Modern appointments: electric re-
frigeration, complete 24-hour elevator
service; restaurant and 8 stores with
in building.
r room; k H. and md b 70 70
Furnished suites of 1 and rooms
with complete housekeeping facilities
available for Ions or short periods.
RESIDENT MANAGER.
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PENTnLY. 1872 X st. NV.
1891 NEWARK ST, NV.
STANTON, 12s c ST, NE.

TAI NORTH CAPITOL ST.
rooms, kitchen. bath. $40. 90
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GET OUR APARTMENT FOR RENT LIST

CHALFONTE, 2116 p st. NV.
Electric Refriseration.
3 rooms, kitchen, bath. $500
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THE WINSTON,

3i45 MT. PLEASANT ST. NV.
Just at Kenyon st. All rooms out
side, large, and with high ceilings.
8 rooms, kitchen, bath and
porch .. tone" D" ~ 90. 90
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THE WINDERMERE,

1925 NEW HAMPSHIRE AVE. NV.
Large. Modern Building.
24-Hour Elevator Service.
hone-Switchboard Electric
Refrigeration on House Meter.
Attractive Hobbies.
I room and bath ..............s3 5 90
room. Kitchen and bath 49,. 40 90
open for inspection at Ali Times.
Resident Manager.
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GOTHAM APARTMENT,
1S4S Calvert st. NV.

Elevator.
) rooms, kitchen. bath. S102 so
lie BOURGET, 2127 Calf. NV.
CEectric refriEerA;ion, elevator;
resident manager.
room room f kifl. Bath Sath $40 90 i s g g
rooms, kitchen, bath. ...... $3.50
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S Il u L
GET OUR APARTME
ALBAN TOWERS,
I 1900 Mass. Ave. NV.
Switchboard. cafe. Rarage. cleo
4 trio refrieeration, elevators; resi-
I dent manager.
3 r. kit, bath, porch ....... 100 90
r., Kit, bath. porch. ..,.... 100 %
4 az kit' baths porch.....!s5oo
LA RENE,
5425 Conn. Ave. NV.
Electric refrigeration. 2 e!eva-
tors, switchboard. resident man
2 r, kit. d. a.. bath....x72 $50
3 r, kit, d. e., bath. porch. 1861 90
PENTILLY. 1912 X st. NV.
Electric refrigeration, elevator.
switchboard. showers, resident
q r, kit, b., porch. .ss5 90 to $500
1891 NEWARK ST. NV.
Frisidaire, ELEVATOR. Resident
! rooms. kitchen. bath. ..... $500
rooms, kitchen, bath. ..... $3.50
TAI NORTH CAPITOL ST,
3 rooms, kitchen. bath. $4,000
STANTON. 1913 C st. NE.
Elevator.
rooms, kitchen, bath. $4,000
LLEWELLYN. 2224 r st. NV.
Resident Manaser.
rooms Kitchen bah I...'42so
1909 18th ST. NV.
Electric refriEeration, elevator.
2 rooms and bath. ..........s40o 90
r.. XII. bath, gas and cleo,
1 rooms. sf.chen.' bath s sasS
rooms. kit, bath. s77.So 4 5000
1851 New Hampshire Ave. NV.
Electric Refrigeration.
rooms, kit, bath, porch . $50 90 ,
SCHENLEY. 2121 Fl ST. NV.
Frlsidaire, elevator; resident
! rooms. kitchen. bath. $3.50
739 NEWTON ST. NV.
room, kitchen, bath. s 35 o.
rooms, kite..en, bath....... ALSO
2511 18th ST. NV,
rooms. kit. bath. .s37 so 4 $4,000
room and bath. ............ 1850
1915 BELMONT ST. NV.
! room. kit. BATH. $3.50 & $3.50
2131 r ST. NV.
Second Floor.
. rooms Kitchen bath. $500
1884 10th ST. NV.
Electric Refrigeration.
rooms, kitchen, bath. s42.50
300 EYE ST. NV.
3 rooms, kit, bath. $3.50 & $3.50
1924 WIS. AVE. NV.
rooms. kitchen, bath. ..s42.50
512 2nd ST. NV.
3 rooms, kitchens bath. s37 so
rooms, kitchen, bath. ...... $3.50
1918 ADAMS MILL RID. NV.
Third Floor.
rooms and bath. .s47.5O
1904 9Th ST. NE.
2 rooms, kitchen. bath. $500
UNHEATED A
111s PENN ST. Me- rooms, kitchen
1888 AVON PL. NW-5 rooms, bath, ,
3oe ST. NE. (Basement)-3 rooms, /
B. F. SA
National 2lOO
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1920 r ST. NV
Near 14th Street Car Line.
Modern Building.
Electric Refrigeration.
! room, kitchen and bath. .s32.50
2 rooms, kitchen. bath and
porch ......... en. ...n anu 50 90
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1912 q ST. NV,

Unusually Large Rooms.
b rooms, bath and porch. ....... $40 90
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Electric Refrigeration.
STUDIO APARTMENTS,

l1Oz ST. NV.
Ave.
room, kitchen and bath .s45. 90
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DUPONT CIRCLE SECTION
CONN. AVE.
LARGE Studio Rooms with Open
Ftreplaces.
Room, Kitchenette ana Bath.
Reasonable Rentals.
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KEW GARDENS,

Desirable apartments in this mod
ern. refined apartment house. Switch
ton. playground for children, beauti-
fully handicapped gardens; large. rich
~ furnished lobby and reception
rooms.
Resident Manager on Premises.
Room. Kitchen and Bath to Q
Rooms, Kitchen. Q Baths,
San % to &lAh 90.
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. 1920 CLYDEsDALE Pr. NV.
Near Adams Mill Rid. Entrance TO
Rock Creek Park.
Quiet Location-Modern Building.
room. kitchen and bath. S43 90
9 rooms. kitchen and bath. ..... SO 90
3 rooms, kitchen and
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Elevator.
rooms, kitchen, bath. $50. $50 90
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LLEWELLYN, 2224 r st. NV.
Resident Manaaer.
8 rooms, kitchen, bah, so
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DESIRABLE APARTMENTS
ALL SECTIONS OF THE CITY


2l26 CONNECTICUT AVE. NV.
Near Million Dollar Bridge, in Kalo-
rama Heights residential section; spa
cious apartments. large rooms, beau
tifully finished parquetry floors. This
building has just been renovated in
side and out. 24-hour. elevator service.
telephone switchboard, electric re-
frigeration.
/ room and bath non-housekeep-
Ing apartment ........: $4,000
3 rooms, kitchen and bath
to rooms, kitchen and
baths SIS 90 to 900 90
Resident MANAGER,
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1909 10th ct. NV

1903 18th ST. NV.
Electric refrigeration, elevator.
Resident MANAGER.
2 rooms and bath. .....s40O 90
r, kit. bath, gas and cleo.
= rooms. kitchen. bath ~ an 81
4 rooms. kit, bath. t77.So 4 5000
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I1th AND X SITS. NV.
SOUTHWEST COR. OVERLOOKING
FARRAdUT PARK
rooms, kitchen and bath. .... $50. 90
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ANNFx.

2 rooms. kitchen. bath. ......s 37j
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1851 New Hampshire Ave. NV.
Electric Refrigeration.
rooms, kit, bath, porch $40. 90
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
WATER BOARDS
BACK SURVEY
Directors to Sign Papers
Showing Sentiment
Of Valley
Special 70 The HeraldO

SAN BENITO, April 19.-Boards
Of directors Of every irrigation dis
trict in the Valley will meet this
week for the purpose of signing
documents for presentation TO the
state water board To show that all
Valley water users are back Of eff
forts Of their representatives 10 OBJ
tain the right to survey the banks
Of the Rio Grande with a view 10
establishment Of perhaps the great
est irrigation system IN the world.
Papers which the directors will
sign were drafted by A. l.. Mont
gomery, Judge r. B. Rentfro and
w. E. Anderson. consulting engineer
for the association of irrigation
districts. They comprise the men,
bers Of the committee. appointed
by the conservation committee of
the association. TO file presenta-
tons on sites on the entire extent
Of the Rio Grande on the Texas
border.
If the water board approves the
presentations. Mr.. Anderson ex-
poets to begin at once, probably
with the cooperation Of the federal
government. a survey of the sites.
Whenit Is completed the next step
will be TO obtain permission, thru
treaties with Mexico and other
wise. the right to begin construc-
ton Of a vast water storage sys-
tenn which likely would include
power development OF considerable
magnitude.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
THE STORY OF TWO
PROFESSORS
BY Ed Reed

Ting-a-lingl The phone rings
in Professor Moore's study.
Miss Fox, the ambidextrous
young secretary, answers It
You are wanted on the phone
Professor Moore" Right
SAYS Professor Moore, picking
UP the portable typewriter and
putting it to his ear Hey, Miss
Jones, I'm not connected"
shouts the professor. "Try
using the phone" answers back
Miss Fox.
Hello, hello this is the Y.
". G Al. What? No, I'm
wrong, the college Oh, yes,
you're right. Why, hello, Pro
lessor Mullins, how are you?
Haven't seen you in years
What? I left my coat at your
house last night after the dinner
party?. Why, Mullins, l have
my coat here in the ofhcel
What? Your coat? Obi Sure
". Well, fine, III meet you in
half an hour at the Coop and
we'll exchange. Sure sorry I
made the error, Mullins. Good
BY"
Professor Moore throws the
phone receiver into the waste
basket and puts the burning end
of his pipe into his mouth. Miss
White, will you please make a
notation that I am to meet Pro-
fessor Mullins in about thirty
minutes at the stock :"
Surely" answers Miss Fox.
But Professor. you have a psy-
ohology class due in ten min
utes"
Thanks, Miss Lane" an
swers the professor, pulling off
his tic and starting for the gym
nasium.
Three years later Professor
Moore meets Professor Mullins
at the post Office and returns
to him the pair of rubbers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
City Briefs

In San Antonio-Bascom Cox.
assistant county attorney. left for
San Antonio Saturday where he
expects to spend several days with
his mother.
To Laredo.-Carlos Watson, as
sistant u. 8. attorney, will leave
Sunday for Laredo where a federal
term Of court will open Monday.
Offices to CIose.-A majority OF
the offices at the Cameron county
courthouse will be closed Monday in
observation of San Jacinto day.
Criminal Week.-C-iminal week
will be opened in the Cameron coun-
ty court at law Tuesday with some
80 cases on the docket. Jack
Cheshire. Henry Tompkins and
Jean Tobias are scheduled TO be
tried for negligent homicide as the
result Of traffic accidents.
Commissioners to Meet.-A meet
ing of the county commissioners
court is scheduled to be held 10 q.
m. Monday morning. No special
business is to confront the court.
To Waco.-Mr. and Mrs. o. "A.
Manske left Brownsville Friday for
Waco where they will spend the
Easter holidays with relatives and
friends.
Beautiful hand carved picture
frames at The Basket Place. North
east corner. Plaza, Matamoros, Mex
leo. Adv, 20.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
NATURE NOTE

Shocked Old Lady: And on
the way up here we passed
about twenty-five people in
parked cars.
Young Hostess: OH I'm
sure you're mistaken. II must
have been an even number.
Goblin.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

There Is a large field for this
product" Randall declared. Apart
ment house jewellers and others who
live In congested areas will probably
be the greatest consumers.
Since we started experimenting
with the tuber. over a year ago, we
have received numerous queries
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
Vaudeville Thursday
LSpecial 20 Thn Herald !

toptCIdI % Inc HeraId.D
HARLINGEN. April le-The VAL
ley MIDI Winter Fair association IS
sponsoring an elaborate vaudeville
program at the municipal auditori-
I'M Thursday night.
The feature of the presentation
will be the act Of Mei-Rov. ma
gician- An added attraction will
DC vaudeville acts and special mu-
sic from the members or Clarence
Schenks' seven-piece Valley Voice
orchestra.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
Canning Potatoes
is Held Practicable

"A. II. Allen. four miles east Of
Brownsville. says canning OF pota-
toes. especially the small ones. may
prove a boon TO Valley farmers. AS
proof he offers the following:
The common and homely Irish
potato. which for years mas been
consigned to dark cellars and bur-
lap sacks. Is about 70 enter the
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from wholesale houses and eastern
buyers, asking when we win ~ able
to market the product.
The first experimental lot held
up In good shape for nearly a year Y
Randall said, but acid began IN
work on the containers and their
contents turned black.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

ranks OF "tin can society" accord
ing to David Z. Randall, prominent
Ogden, Utah, Gamer
The potato Is practically the last
"holdout" Of the vegetable kingdom
Randall pointed out. All others
have donned a tin jacket and taken
their places on the grocer's shelf.
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NOTE ON P.ACIFIClSM

Teacher: Robert, if YOU are
always very kind and polite to
all your ~playmates. what will
they think of yous
Robert: SINE Of 'em would
think they could lick mel
-GobIir.
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To the victor belongs the
COILS.
Bus Admin: Who's this
guy Thinker?
Mech Eng: I'm not sure
but I think he's one OF these
Holy Roller fellows
p. p !. Skffo.
He- 7 heard you suffered Q
fall IN equation class this
morning.
She: Wen, you see I'm not
attached to horses
-Ari5oH0 Katy-KG!.
Thfrty-nine thousand four
hundred and twenty-one grad
r=tes of airPlane schools now
refer to their Alma Motor.
-MiHrL Ski-U-AfC,i.
Were you trying to catch
that street carr"
"Oh, no. indeedl ! was mere
ly frightening il away from this
corner"
-Terds Ranger.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

Il hear that they're going to
ban automobiles from the cam
pus-'
yes. That1l mean wei have
to ride through college on a
pony"
-Arisord KHtJtKct.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

They were sitting out in the
moonlight.
And" she said proudly, IF
poverty comes, well face il to-
gether."
"Oh, sweetheart" ne an
swered, lust the mere sight OF
your face would scare the wolf
away"
And ever since he has been
wondering why she returned
his ring.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
u u N III y = u II N III II N n II N M N III m |
CHATS !
With Hal EuStQce
IL = =

Is your opportunity. II you have,
YOU will appreciate tho clever work
Of these matadors. They will kill
four Malpaso bulls. The event will
get under way at 4:30 p. m.
MONDAY the ear scramblers will
resume hoStilities in Harrington.
Pat O'Malley made a ten strike with
the fans last Monday by taking the
measure Of the terrible Mr.. Geo.
Poulos. He accomplished this with
out the roaring. believing and slug
ging which Poulos included in his
repertoire. For his opponent, o.
Malley will have the Nevada Wild
cat. This bout promises much ac-
ton
BROWNSVILLE has one excellent
golfer OF whom little is heard. He
is Robert Champion, youthful cad
dy. Playing with c. P. Knight of
Binghamton, N. Y. Robert pared
the Brownsville course Thursday
and Friday. That's quite a feat. The
quiet caddy Is planning to leave
for Denver In the near future where
ne will operate a junior golf course.
WEDNESDAY the Edinburg Jun
Tor college BroncS will come to
Brownsville for a tilt with the
Scorpions. The locals are hustling
and viii be out for blood to revenge
their recent defeat in Edinburg.
HERB PRUETT. who hurled one
hit ball eight innings Saturday for
the Giants. Is back up from the
international league. With Newark
last season. the fadeaway artist won
10 and lost z. "Shucks.' as he Il
known on the diamond. is study
ing for a medical degree at the
st. Louis university. He made his
rep several years back by striking
out Babe Ruth II out Of IS times.
THE big league spotlight Il
focused on a handful or individual
stars at present. Babe Ruth. 81
course, Is in the center Of the
stage. Other actors well I'D in front
are Lefty ODoul. Herman, Klein.
OFT, Hornsby and Grove.
THE pitching staffs Of the Cubs
and AthleticS-Said TO be the best
IN the majors-also viii be watch
ed closely.
IF YOU are interested In fig
ures, here are the quotations Of
fered by professional gamblers AZ
to the outcome Of the major league
races.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
Standings
Southern Association

Chattanooga 5; Atlanta 2.
Nashville 2: Birmingham 6.
Mobile 3; New Orleans 2.
Little Rock 2; Memphis 3.
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American Association

st. Paul 5; at Toledo 2.
At Columbus 8; Minneapolis 4.
Kansas City 3; at Louisville 0.
Milwaukee IL; at Indianapolis
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
- THE
TEXAS LEAGUE
Results SATURDAY.

Shreveport 6, Wichita Falls 4.
Houston 10. Beaumont ii.
Waco l8, San Antonio 10.
Fort Worth 8, Dallas 4.
Standings
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

First Spectator: Why did the
coach take OIeary out Of the
game?
Second Drunk: The camera
man claimed that he didn't pho
tograph well.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
PACIFIC COAST

Los Angeles IS; Hollywood 5.
Oakland z; Seattle 2.
Missions 5: San Francisco 3.
Portland 4; Sacramento /.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

4 THE amateurs VIII blossom out
ell over the Valley Sunday. At
San Ben!to the Boxers and Merce-
des Lions will resume their classic
duel. They shamed the profession
ais last Sunday by putting on a
ten-inning thriller which ended 81
IN favor Of the Boxers. Intra-city
strife will break out in Harrington
where the Independents will clash
with Lupe Rodriguez Red Ants.
The Raymondville Rangers will
invade La Feria with hopes Of
downing the hum town boys. Ed
couch will pay her respects to Los
Ffesnos.
THINGS are rounding up In
great shape for the proposed VAL
lev Amateur league. Six teams have
definitely announced they will en-
Ter and several more will likely
want In when the loop gets to
percolating. This section is not
quite ripe for professional ball.
but can certainly stand lots Of the
) amateur and semi-pro article. The
enthusiasm being evidenced by
players and fans IS too strong to
be denied.
ALONG that line. here's a letter
from the Donna boys:
Sports Chats:
: sDonna has signed 10 men and a
number Of them has had Texas
league experience. We have one o.
the best pitching staffs In the VAL
lev. We will be in there for first
Mace. The business men have do
mated uniforms for the cam. We
have also one Of the best managers
in the valley-Mr. Roy Huff.
would like to book games with
brownsville. San Bsnito, Harrington
and other fast clubs.
aThe Valley can see some sure
enough ball games II they Just
orn out and back their teams 70
the limit.
eve win be ready TO play Sun
dav week.
Your very truly
Ward L. Rowland.
Asst. Mgr"
AND that's the general baseball
feeling being expressed all over
the Valley.
MISSION and Harlingen high
~nools are getting set for that
valley championship series which
4 scheduled for some time next
week. Both Of these mines have
ruept through an undefeated sea-
son in Valley circles.
THERE will be q football game
mr. ~ Donna Friday featuring the
ped~kins OF 81 and the Redskins
~ 40 Only three Of the stars Of
soy uiIl be missing when they trot
:, the field. Among those TO be
sesr in action are 3. Hill. Patter-
- Boeye, Mass, Collier, Drake
and others.
ann NOW comes bull fights once
.r.,s Next Sunday Guillermo Dan
nsoS~ and pace Gorraez viii dis
ttiav their wares in the Reynosa.
Trsse matadors are well known
.--s,rhout northern Mexico. II you
have never seen . bull fight here
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

MEET "AD" T~OPPERWEIN.-
World famous shot, here Saturday
April IS, and see him shoot Monday,
3 p. m. April oath. Hausman Hard
ware co. 1923 Elizabeth st.-adv.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

Out Kansas Way: That re-
minds me- haven't paid the
last instalment on our vacuum
cleaner.
-WdbdSh CGre,non
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
CHLORINE'S GARDEN or
VERSUS

VERSUS
Little salty tear drofs.
Little t~rsssares of the hand,
May be good for heart boirs
had pleasant tyd1ks of hnd.
-VcHderbHt MCSqHecj0.
"a LOT you know about ami
mails. Why, you don't even
know what a lioness is"
Hum, you can't catch me
there. Lioness is no animal.
Lioness is potatoes
-Ari-ord KittyKdt.
so your son Is learning the
silk business, chr
~Yes, but so far he's only
gotten as far as stockings"
Jill: So-ohl That's her
sweetie?
Jack: Sure He's her vice
commander!
-Ari-cno Kitfy-Kot.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

1t was held, by 4 recent de-
cision Of the courts, that a fat
tire in the rear seat of an auto
mobile is a fixture. because all
personal property interest in it
has been lost.
Okla. Wkirl5tind.
Mother (reading): Little
Tommy Tucker, sings for his
supper.
Bobby: What's his theme
song, Ma?
Missouri OatlGzr. y
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

"A fraternity man was badly
mangled in a train wreck, and
when the doctors tried to iden-
tify him by the clothes he was
wearing, it looked as though the
whole chapter was injured.
Colorado Dodo.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
Standings
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Results Saturday

Pittsburgh 5, St. Louis 4. 40 m
nings.)
Boston 10, Brooklyn 8.
New York 3. Philadelphia 2.
Cincinnati Q, Chicago /.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20

Jack: So one OF the govern
ment men higher up Is 4 friend
of yours Can you get what
you want out of him?
Frost: Hardly. He's a
weather official.
-Noythuesteyn Purple Parrot.
rs he an actor?7
"Sure. Do you remember the
picture, Slide. Kelly. Slider
Well, he was the grease spot"
Ohio State Sun Dbl.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
OrEanist Loses Control or the
Rising Console
-Broocr JsS.

Customer Last week bought
. tire cover from you, and now
I want my money back
Clerk: Why?
Customer: | put it on one of
my tires and hadn't driven ten
miles before the blamed thing
wore out! \
looming is a stunt that is
done over and OYER again BY
fiers. They 60 up and zoom and
resume
-WElicfrs Purple Con.
A woman's instinct Is what
tells her she's right, whether she
Is or not.
-AnndpoliS Log.
TIE MAN I'M THE MOON
The man m the moon has a
woodeH leg.
AEd @ uucrt behind his cor;
He ishGles the foam that caps
his stein,
For Toe seen him drink his
bev. ,g
He shares aitH q bIo1r-toych,
he's Just that tough!
(De0v reader, these are fcctsl.
He brushes his teeth uith car
bornndAm
And trims his nGils nith an
ar. res
IL spits tobacco jsies up his
deeUe.
Don't ask nc hor I kror:
TN pLGaered tonight and I see
tUo moons
lind the other one told NE so.
Y. P. /. Skifter.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Results Saturday

Boston IA. New York %.
Philadelphia 9. Washington 0.
Detroit 8. Cleveland 4.
st. Louis z. Chicago ?.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1930-04-20
fFfE VI-LAINI

He: Don't you scream, girl.
She: Why not, pray?
He: All right, pray then, but
won't do you any good.
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