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New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
PIRATES ABOUT FACE AND
 DEFEAT PRECIOUS ROBINS
Brooklyn Slips Up on Double Play Which Would Have Given It the Game-Giants Regain Stride by Beat. ing Cincinnati Yankees Win Third Straight From Browns = Athletics Smother Chicago = Tigers Down Boston Red Washington on Rampage SheIlacs Indians.
py the Associated Prea

ny the Associated Prea
 After developing . strange facili- ty fer losing ball games to Brook iyn, the Pirates executed ! smart about-fac at Forbes field yesterday just in time to save themselves from the ferocious Rebins-and . plunge into second place. Brooklyn had in the making . double play which would have ended the game in it's own favor. but Dave Bancroft slip ped of . wry toss to first base for the second half of the intended double killing, and two Pirate rum nep scored. winning the game by to 2.
 The Pirates remained half | game behind the Cardinals in . games count. but retained first place on a percentage margin through having played fewer engagements. Ths Cardinals stepped all over the Phil lies n Hal Haid pitched good ball. Frank Frisch aided Haid with a home run, . triple and two singles n Frank O'Dsul hit his 18th homer for the Phils. ".,
 Clivs Dudley and Irwin Brame were matched against each other in the Pittsburgh battle. and col- laborated to turn in one of the best games Forbes field fans have seen this season.
 The Giants regained their stride by defeating Cincinnati, 9 to 0. through the second shut-out effort of big Fred Fitzsimmons in four days. The Heesier strong man let down the Reds with three hits in the opening game of the series, and came back yesterday with a seven hit, whitswash. The Giants earned an even break in Cincinnati on the victory. and ran their record in tho west to eight games won and three lost.
 The clan McGraw nov invades Pittsburgh for what shapes up as the msst important series of their trip.
 The Cubs Braves game at Chi caso yesterday was postponed be- ceuoo or ram.
 The Yankees took further steps toward converting the American league race into two team struggle by winning their third straight from the Browns. II to $. but the cham pions gained nothing on the Ath- l~tics who defeated the White Sox by 1S to , and regained . lead Of seven games. The Yankees pounded four St. Louis pitchers for IT hits. and hooded . geod share Of them. George Pipgras allowed the Browna l3 safeties. and won only because Of . certain strength by himself and hts support in the pinche
 Young Ed Walsh had another bad day at Philadelphia. and George Earnahaw pitched fne ball over the entire route. Simmons. Foxx and Dykes aided the Mackian cause with homo runs.
 Although the Red Sox outhit the Tfgers by II to at the Fenwey. the western team punched its hits to advantage. winning by to }. Owen Carroll had something of ar edse over Danny MacFayden and Jack Russell.
 Washington batsmen went on an- other rampage behind Fred Mar. berry to defeat the Indians at the capitol by f3 to 5. The Senators banged out IS safeties against Miller, Harder and Grant. and while Cleve- Iand rot II on Marberry. the biz right handler was close in the pinches.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
FIGHTS LAST NIGHT

By the Associated Press
 Cincinnati - Freddy Miller. Cin- cinnati, outpointed Eddie O'Dowd, Columbus, (1O).
 Cleveland - Billy Wallace. Cleve- land. outpointed Eddie Anderson. Wyoming. (1O).
 Nit. Clemens. Mich. Mickey Goldberg Detroit. stopped Johnny Hammond, New ork, CD.
 New York - Jack Berg. England. and stanislaus Loayza, Chile, drew. 10).
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
KING TIT NS. KAIEMAN

Milwaukee Wis. June 1o lP- King Tut. Minneapolis lightweight has been signed for 1o-round bout with Pinkey Kaufman. of Hartford. Conn. June cn. Kaufman stopped Tut in Philadelphia several months ago.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
MAJOR LEAGUE LEADERS

By the Associated Press
 Including games of June 11)
 National Batting-O'Doul. Phillics. .SS7. Runs-Douthit, Cards. 51. Runs batted in-Hafey, Cards, 60 Hits-Frisch. Cards. 7G. Doubles-Frisch. Cards. 1s. Triples-Frisch. Cards, S. Homers-klcin, Phillies: Hafcy
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
Alcrl0UE AS MANAGER

New York, June l3 NAMikA Ne. Tteue. former light heavyweight champion. who announced his rs. tiremsnt at the age of t5 recently, has decided to take . fling at the managerial end of the boxing game. He has received . managers license from tho New York, State Athletic commission
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
HOME RUN CLUB
By the Uait4d FrsAA
 Leo61es

By the uaittd frsaa
 Leo66es Klein, Phillies, 16. Hafey. Cardinals. IS. QAhrit. Yankees. 1&. Simonhns. Athletics. l3. Ott. Giants, 1e. O'Doul. Phillies. 1s. Hurst, Phillies. II. Jackson. Giants. II. Wilson, Cubs, II. Foxx, Athletics, Ii. Ruth. Yankees. 10. Bottomley. Cardinals 10.
 YestsfdAy's Aasnses Dykes, Athletics. 1. Simmons, Athletics, i. Foxx. Athletics, l. Frisch. Cardinals. 1. O'Doul, PhiliieA. l.
 Totals National lsaSue-373. American leAguA-1S1. :. Total-lst.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

Paper Goods 00e U0s 03e- {
 Two base hits: Peterson. Fsraro, sul- lick. Three base hits: Naguda :. Homo runs: Jagiowski, Jasper. Sacrifice hits: Jasper. Bates, Williams. Bass on hells: Mccormick (. Gray :. Struck out: 1y Mccormick }. Gray {. Stolen bases: Ha- Der. Williams. Double plays: Maloht to Aasuda, Williams to Malone to Kane umpires: Aaher and Fitzpatrick.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

x-Batted for Dugan in 9th.
 Chicago U:O O10 e00- 2 Philadslphia 200 3ls 33x-li
 Two base hits. Foxx. Haas 2. BolA,. Three base hit: Cissell. Home runs: Sim. mons Dykes Foxx. Struck out By pu gan 1. by Walsh 2. by Earpshaw c.. Losing pitcher: Walsh E
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12
WASHING1t,N

Totals s 1; Is 2 Il 1
 x-Batted for Harder in ith.
 xx-Batted for Grant in sth. Cleveland ev0 t01 goo Washington CHS SS$ eox-1; Two base hits: 1ronin. F1agstead. Pcr- ter, Hayes. Falk. Barnes Three base hits: TAyener. Myer. Struck out By Narbsrry :. LosinG pitcher: 1iller.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

z-Ratted for MacFayden in 7th.
 zz-Ran for R. Barrett in 7th
 xzz-Battsd for Russell in 9tll.
 zzzz-Ran for Heving In 9th.
 zzzzz-Batted for Reeves in 9th.
 zzzzzz-Ran for EuhfnS in 9th. Detroit 003 001 0O1-5 Boston 0cV 01U 0O0--3 Two base hits: Phillips 2. Bgelow. Regan Berry, F. Barrett. Struck out By Carroll ,, MacFayden 1, Russell l. Losing pitcher: MacF'ayden.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

z--Batted for Luque in Sth
 New York .0l H0o 003--9 | Cincinnati 900 600 6V0-D | Two base hits: I.indstrom ,, Welsh. i Hogan Three base hit: Toush. Struck | out: By Fitzsimmons ,. Luqus l. Los ing pitcher: Rixey.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

He~ io'k "I@ h17zs 2oA-1i
 Two base hits Manush. Dck%. Combs McNeely. Three base hits: schane, Roh- ertson. Combs. DuroclIei. Struck out: E. P.rgras 1. Los.ns pitcher: Gray.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

CORBINS IN FIRST PLACE
 AS PAPER GOODS HALTER

Miserable Support Accorded Joe Mccormick Costs Kensingtoa Team tho Gam4-P. q F. Combination in Undisputed Lead in Industrial Leasue-Jas}ow. ski and taper Each Hit Home Runs South End Dtfense Goes to Pieces With Two Out in Seventh Inning.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

TWO base bit: Hurr. Thee ltase hits. hitney. Frsrh. Delker. Home runs Frisch, "noui Struck out: By Benxe 2 Losing pitcher: Sweetland.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

Tine worst ca!am mity we can think of in golf would be to score one on with TO one 10 attest the shot. The nearest we ever came to ma'.inz the perfect single shot was under such conditions.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-12

Jack Hayes drove in i've runs as beat Cleveland, l3 to 3.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24

within a radius Of 100 miles Of New
York was represented among the 400
persons who attended the meeting. It
was the first of series of business con-
ferences in which more than $4,000
industrial leaders throughout the Nation
will participate.
"It is time for us to get away from
lunches and tips and get back to cold.
sober facts" DR.. Klein said in discus
sing the recent slump in the stock mar
ket. This is the purpose OF the
census. The statistician Is absolutely
indispensable in business"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24

shown by the, Fire Department during
the recent disaster, but points out par
ticularly the lack of derrick or crane
at the time it was most needed.
The resolution states that the depart
ment was greatly hampered in remov-
ing the concrete slabs and heavy pieces
Of iron from the Gaping hole rendered
by the blast. 1t was pointed out that
the debris was cleared away mostly by
man power during the first hour after
the explosion. A copy of the resolu-
ton was sent to the District Com
miSsioneTS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24
KLEIN URGES WIDER
STUDY OF STATISTICS
Business Must Get Down to Cold
Facts, Declares Federal
Expert,

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, November 23.-Dr
julius Klein, Assistant Secretary OF
Commerce, told the National Advisory
Committee on the Census Of Manufac-
turers yesterday that business execu-
tives must be informed what is going
on everywhere"
Nearly every business community
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24
THIRTEEN CLUB URGES
CRANE FOR FIREMEN
Resolution Points Out Lack OF
Equipment When Needed in Elk
plosion of Thursday.

A resolution suggesting that the Fire
Department purchase large wrecking
crane to expedite rescue ework in &C
cidents similar to the explosion at Nc
Crory's five and ten cent store Thurs
day was passed Friday night by the
Thirteen Club at it's regular meeting.
The resolution cites the clubs appre-
citation of the laborS and efficiency
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24

During the recent drought in Eng
land, when watering of tennis courts
was prohibited, some courts were sprin-
killed. with salt to attract moisture.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24

Nearly 3 ,00o, 900 American-made flash
lights win be exported from the United
States this year.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24
TWO MUNICIPAL CENTER
SITES TO BE BOUGHT
Commissioners Authorize Purchase
of 331 C Street and Rear Of
234 Third Street.

The District Commissioners have
authorized purchase of two addi-
tional parcels Of property for the new
municipal center site. The sites were
331 C street, which is 10 be bought for
$4,000 from Raymond OFT and
Charles Di Giulian: and the rear Of 234
Third street, to be bought for $3.50
from Eatexea Chaconas.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-24

Rich sets Of glossy black Manchurian
wolf, caracul, opossum and dyed coney;
shawl and pouch collars; deep cuffs, and
new spiral effects Black, brown and
tan. Sizes IA to 20, SO to 4s.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Last British Invasion
French Practical Joke :?

The last invasion of England by
an armed enemy force was on Feb
ruary %, 1897, when a French army
Of 1,400 men, under General Tate,
landed at Fishguard with an idea
apparently of conquering Wales.
The whole affair proved farcical.
Lord Cawdor hastily gathered to-
gether the local militia, and hum
dreds of women, dressed in the ma
tional costume, red nantes and
beaver hats, accompanied their
men folk, whereupOn the invaders,
concluding that large reinforce
ments had reached Fishguard, has
tened to make unconditional sur
render. Tate was an American,
many of his officers were Irish, and
more than half his men were con-
victs released to help to equip the
expedition. There were not want
ing cynics, who declared that the
French government had planned the
whole affair with the sole idea of
getting 1,400 incorrigible ruffians
boarded and lodged at the expense
of the British.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
The Hot Breakfast


Cool days whet morning appe-
tites-and school days, with their
increased activity, create energy
needs. To satisfy both, nothing
could be better than hot, SUBJ
stantial breakfast.
OF course, for either the light or
substantial breakfast there should
be fruit. A combination of chopped
citrous fruits, such as oranges and
grapefruit, makes tempting fruit
cup. For an unusual tart taste, an
after dinner mint may be added
it melts and combines with the
fruit fiavors.
A cooked, whole wheat cereal
served with a topping of butter,
and sugar and cream, is favorite
hot breakfast dish at this time of
the year. Butter furnishes energy
to meet the days needs and adds
a delightful flavor to the cereal.
Sliced peaches or bananas in the
bottom of the cereal bowl gives va
riety to this breakfast dish.
With the cereal serve crisp bac-
on, and whole wheat bread toasted
to a golden brown and Immediately
buttered. Milk cocoa makes a de-
lcious, healthful breakfast drink.
The hot breakfast menu may ce
varied in many ways, but the i'm
portant thing is that protective and
energy foods, such as butter and
milk, whole wheat cereals or
breads, eggs, and fruit be included
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Ginkgo Tree Only One
That Has No Enemies

Only one species of plant life now
growing in the United States is
without an enemy trying to take
its life, DR.. William A. Taylor, chief
OF the bureau of plant industry, re-
ported to the house appropriations
committee during hearings in Wash
ingtOn.
"This unmolested tree is the
Japanese ginkgo tree" Doctor Tay-
Tor stated. $50 far as we know
this tree has no insect or fungus
enemy at the present time"
On a driveway leading to the
United States Department of Agri-
culture buildings the street is lined
on both sides with the ginkgo trees.
In the fall they present striking
appearance, for as the. yellow
leaves fall they heap up on the side
walks like piles of gold.
The ginkgo tree has fruit, but
one which the white man scorns.
The nut inside is rather tasty, but
as Doctor Taylor said, sit is sur
rounded by most abominable
smelling and tasting pulp. 1t smells
more like salt-rising bread in the
process of fermentation than any
other thing. Chinese laundrymen
pick up the fruits, take them home,
clean them and eat the kernels. -
Kansas City Stars Science Service.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Ladies of Church of Our Lady OF
the Angels Sponsor Lucky
in Love"

Acclaimed in musical circles one
of the most popular tenors in New
York, Morton Downey, Broad
ways golden voiced tenor" who
created sensation in the melody
picture "Syncopation;' and in Pa
the's all dialogue and singing pic
ture, Mothers Boy" will be seen
and heard in another Pathe all
talking and melody production
Lucky in Love" at the Caughren
theatre Sept 1919, sponsored by
the ladies of the Church of Our
Lady of the Angels.
Mr.. Downey has the role of an
Irish stable boy in this delightful
screen creation. He loves dainty
Lady Mary Cardigan, played by
Betty Lawford, and how he wins
her makes highly enjoyable enter
tainment. Ha]'iwell Hobbies, a
well known English actor, is seen
as the Earl of Bakery, and Colin
Kejth-Johnstop, a British player of
fine ability, is cast in the villains
role. Other stage players in the
cast include j. M. Kerrigan, Mac
kenzie Ward, Elizabeth Murray,
Sonia HARLOW and others. The pro-
duction was directed by Kenneth
Webb under the supervision of
Robert T. Kane, producer.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Thursday, September II, 1929

! We are expecting two more pu-
pills to enroll soon, this will them
make us school of Is.
Kathreen Hopkins called at
school Tuesday and brought the
Victrola and some new ropes and
other equipment for the swings.
We are now rather anxious to have
them fixed up.
Raymond Brown, Raymond He's
Sc, Warren Bodeker and Leroy
Chelvig are enjoying their first
days of school and puzzling over
peculiar marks and curves. We are
very proud of this beginners class.
They are enjoying the Little Red
Hen" story for reading.
Friday after recess was our first
industrial period. The upper grades.
started to make oil cloth baskets.
for door stops. We think thew are
very pretty. The lower grades
made falling leaf men,"
We are decorating our school
room with green and yellow
streamers and morning glories.
LaVerne Boderker, remained out
of school Thursday and Friday to-
work at home.
Our first accident was on FRIDAY.
when Raymond Hesse was hit in
the head with the swing board .
leaving large bruise and bump.
He was a brave little fellow and
stood first aid without one cry.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Great Forests on Pacific

Nowhere in the world are there
such magnificent forests as those
found along the immediate coast
north of San Francisco, says the
American Tree association. West
of the Cascade and coast ranges the
mild climate, heavy rainfall and
generally humid atmospheric con-
ditions have resulted in the pro-
duction of a forest that is more won
derful in the density of its growth
and the majesty of its development
than is to be found anywhere else.
The sequoias of California are the
giants of the vegetable kingdom.
The Douglas frs, Sitka spruces and
the giant arbor vitae (western red
cedars) of Oregon and Washington
are second in size only to the
sequoias.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Two Minute Talks
ROOD FACTS for
OUR WOMEN READE RS
CONDUCTED By
Miss Aubyn Chinn
NUTRITION SPECIALIST hr mo
NATIONAL DAIRY COUNCIL

in the cool weather breakfast pro-
gram.
Below are breakfast menus suit
able for the entire family.
One orange
Cooked cereal with Cream Or milk
Bacon and egg
Toast and butter
Milk or cocoa
Sliced ripe bananas
Cooked cereal with cream or milk
Poached egg on toast
Milk or cocoa
Stewed pruneS
Cooked cereal with cream or milk
Dreamed egg on toast
Milk or cocoa
Baked apple
Cooked cereal with cream or milk
Scrambled egg
Toast and butter
Molk or cocoa
On6 orange
Cooked cereal with cream or milk
Bacon
Toast and butter
Milk or cocoa
Fruit cup
Dry cereal with cream or milk
Bacon and eggs
Bran mullins, butter
Milk or cocoa
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
State Cuts Debt Nearly
Twelve Million in Year
Municipalities, Counties and School
Districts Lead the Way, Tax
Commission Says

st. Paul, Sept. Minnesota and
it's subdivisions have decreased
their total net bonded indebtedness
by nearly $12,OOO,OOO in 1928, it was
reported late yesterday by the
Minnesota tax commission. The.
commissions survey showed, that
counties decreased their debts near
ly $1,500,000; cities and villages
made a total reduction of $685.
600; and school districts decreased
their debts by nearly 100000.
The report also points out that
there is a general tendency in the,
state to provide sinking funds to
retire the bonds when due, in
stead of refunding them. The to-
tai of such sinking funds were in
creased $4,571, 254 in 1928, according
to the report.
St.jPaul and Duluth followed the
general economy trend, having re-
duced their net Indebtedness by
nearly 100000 and 100000, respec-
lively, while Minneapolis showed
an increase for the year of nearly
100000.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
MOVIES
Books Best for Sank Centre

BOOKS Best for Sank Centre
Manager Mullen, of the Caug-
hren theatre, has signed a con-
tract to show the entire product of
the United Artists Pictures Corpor-
alton as fast as they are released.
This contract is the most preten-
tious ever signed by manager of
the Caughren theatre. The out,
standing stars of the film world are
under the United Artists banner.
Some of them are: Douglas FAIR
banks, Mary Pickford, Charles
Chaplain, Gloria Swanson. Wilma
Bankey, Rod Laroque, Ronald Cole
man, Dolores DelRio. Some of the
big features booked for showing
very soon after their release are:
Douglas Fairbanks and Mary
Pickford appearing for the first
time together in the all talking
Tanning of the Shrew."
Norma Talmadge in "New York
Nights"
Roland Coleman in "Bull Dog
Drummond."
Charles Chaplin in "City Lights
Constance Talmadge in Venus .
Gloria Swanson in 1.-THE Tres
passer."
Dolores DelRio in "Evangeline."
The stars in the United Artists
group only make one picture each
per year, and no organization pays
as much attention to detail and
proper filming as does the United
Artists.
Watch this column for the
dates of the showing of United
Artists pictures.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
CLIPPINGS
with Apologies to the Editorial
SciSSOrS)

N"lth APOAOSkCo W UhO AuASoAAssA
ScissOrS)
Newspapers and gunnysacks were
brought into use by factory girls
at Ortonville Sept. list, when they
were forced to discard their uni
forms and walk home very scantil-
" clad The trouble started when
% girls were discharged as poten-
tial strikers after they refused to
work in a corn canning factory at
that place. The girls were pre-
pared to file complaints Monday
with the La Qui Parle County At
torney. F. w. Douthit, manager,
learned that a strike among the
girls was brewing. He asked the
workers individually whether they
intended to quit and when % in
Dictated that was their intention,
the girls said he ordered them to
leave the building after checking in
their unionalls, furnished by the
company, Immediately. Many of
the girls had been wearing their
uniforms to and from work and
found themselves without sufficient
clothing for street wear upon COM
plying with the order. Now some
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
District Is

Hello folks! This is our first ap-
pearance in the Sank Centre Her
aid, and we wish to make your ac-
quaintance, as we hope to let you
hear from us each week. We are
located three miles southwest of
Westport in Pope County. Mr..
Harold Eastlund is our County
Superintendent and Miss Velma
Hubert is our teacher. Our school
board members are John Hopkins,
VIM. Bush and John Larson.
School opened Tuesday, Sept. 8,
with much excitement and happy
greetings. The following thirteen
pupils were enrolled: Marvel He's
Sc, Gale Bodeker, Burdette Larson,
Lyle Bodeker, Gertrude Hesse,
Ruth Bodeker, LaVerne Bodeker
Cora Bodeker, Shirley Hesse, Ray
mond Hesse, Leroy Shelsvig, War
rem Bodeker, RAYMOND Brown.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
One Thing Certain

Some questions will forever re-
main unsolved. A back East physi-
clan once told a colored woman who
had called to consult him in regard
to an all-goneness, that her vital
ity was much run down. Suppose"
said he, brightly, using one of Doc
tor Holmes questions for the pur-
pose, "you were packed in a barrel
of snow. How much of it could
you melt?" The lady shivered. "Ah
dunno" she replied fervently, "an'
what's mo-, All amt never goin'
to find out. "-Pathfinde Magazine.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Won Astronomical Honor.

All the planets except Uranus
and Neptune have been known
since early times. Uranus was the
first planet to be discovered. Will
liam Herschel discovered Uranus,
and was soon afterward made royal
astronomer by George III of Eng
land and knighted. The eccen-
tricity of the behavior of the new
planet led to mathematical calcu-
lations deducing the presence Of
another planet. Several astronO-
mers exchanged data regarding its
calculated position, and Gale of the
Berlin observatory was the first to
see the planet known to the world
as Neptune.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-09-12
Reiuyenation

An old man went to gland spe-
cialist and asked how much 1t
would cost to rejuvenate him.
"TO make you feel like thirty
again, it will cost you $1,000" said
the surgeon. But to make you
like twenty-five again will cost
$1,000, and anything below that age,
$1,000"
81 don't care about the cost; just
make me eighteen again" said the
oldster. The operation was sue
cess. But when the surgeon sent
his bill the rejuvenated one sent it
back with this notation:
"You can't collect from minor"