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New Britain herald., 1929-09-13
Funeral of Mrs. Michele Porto

The funeral of Mrs. Michele Por- to, e. og Sl Memorial Boulevard, was held at o'clock yesterday morning at st. Anthony's church. Following a high mass of requiem by Rev. l.. Beccaris, burial was in St. Joseph's cemetery on Terryville ave-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
Better Than
Whiskey For
Bad Colds

The sensation or the drug trade
"a Aspironal, the two-minute cold
reliever. authoritatively guaranteed
By the laboratories: tested. approv-
cd and most enthusiastically en-
dorsed by the highest authorities,
and proclaimed by the people as
ten times as quick and effective as
whiskey. rock and rye. or any other
cold remedy they have v tried.
To get rid OF that cold, step into
the nearest drug store. hand the
clerk soc for a bottle OF Aspironal.
the liquid cold remedy, and tell him
to serve you two Irresponsible. With
your watch in your hand. take the
drink at n swallow and call fer
your money back in two minutes *
YOU cannot feel the distressing
symptoms Of your cold fading away.
Don't be bashful, for all druggists
invite and expect you to try 1t.
Take the remainder OF the bottle
home TO your wife and children,
for Aspironal Is by far the safest,
most effective, easiest to take and
the most agreeable cold remedy for
- rem as well as adults. Quickest
for catarrhal Group and chill
. choking up at night. All
<gists carry and guarantee As
NAL, the largest selling liquid
d remedy in the world. (adv.)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
M. A. CLUB
MEETS TODAY
To Complete Organization
And Inspect Athletic
Equipment

The first general meeting Of the
ri slness Mems Athletic club viii be
had at its headquarters 8 p. m.
Monday.
The session will be staged at head
quarters. Just across the street from
the White Kitchen next door TO
Jim Carriers Turkish bath esta5-
lishment. The meeting Is being held
for the purpose OF completing or
Ranization and inspecting quarters.
There are approximately 100
names on the rolls OF the club at
present. The club has been organized
by business men Of the city and 1t
Is a non-profit making institution.
Brownsville has long felt the need
OF a gymnasium AID THIS athletic
club has been organized TO fill the
need. Dr.. Geo. J. Toland is chair
man OF the organization at present
and Larry Lightner IS secretary
treasurer.
Quite a bit Of athletic equipment
has already been installed at the
club
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
IOWA'S CASE
Chief TOPIC

CHICAGO, Dec. 2-tF-With the
football season owe and the bas-
ket-ball season only In the perlim-
mary practice stage. what will be-
come of Iowa" Is the big topic OF
discussion In the Big Ten.
Iowa's petition fir reinstatement
To compete In the Western con-
ference will be presented TO the
faculty committee on athletics IN
Chicago Friday and Saturday.
out or the discussion Of whether
Iowa will be reinstated have grown
numerous rumors One says Iowa
will not be forgiven and taken back
into the group as an athletic OPP
ponent. because athletic directors
Of three universities. A.. A. Stagg Of
Chicago. Fielding III. Yost OF Mich
iQan and George Huff Of Illinois,
are opposed to readmitting Iowa
Another report, also lacking sub
sanitation. says Iowa will r. re-
turned to good standing because
several schools are equally guilty
and the whole matter win be hush
ed up.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
BUS DRIVERS
BEAT TIGERS
Camioneros Enlist Outside
Aid; Graham Stars
For Tigers

Quien vive7 Los Camioneros! Ali!
In other words. the Canton dri-
vers, with their lineup generously
interlarded with football players
who do not carry a drivers license,
romped away with the Brownsville
Tigers Sunday afternoon by either
60, or 13-0-it never was decided
exactly which.
Ask a Tiger and he will tell you
the score was 60 while a Camionero
will answer 1870 just like that
(snap).
It was q great game while 1t last
ed. but the superior team work Of
the drivers prevailed In the end.
They stepped on the accelerator fire.
Quently without the tormality Of
sounding the horn.
The GORE would have been con-
siderably higher. II 1t had not been
for the presence Of Fuzzy" Graham
on the Tiger team. Putting and
blowing from the unwonted exer-
ton, this doughty stopped many Of
the Camioneros plays before they
got under way well.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
Many Stars Finish
I'm Southwest Loop

DALLAS. Tex. Dec. 2-tF-Forty-
SIX nore-or-lesg major gaps Az
Southwest conference football line
ups win have 70 Be plugged I'D IN
1880 due to graduation this school
year.
Hardest hit are tho champion T.
G. U. Horned Frogs. who lose nine
members or their team. including
Howard Grubbs. quarterback. The
runner-up, =. MI IT,. loses only
three players, two OF them reserves.
Arkansas seven graduates ln-
clude Schoonover, outstanding end,
and five other members on the
famous one-ton lire. Texas and
Rice loses ni-e each: Texas Arvies
seven. and Baylor only two.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
NATIONAL PRO
OPENS TODAY
Hagen, Diegel Favored To
Win AS 81 Tee Off AZ
Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES. Dec. 2-tF-
SIxty-seven wanderers Of the ma
tons fairwayS today viii cast their
hopes into the whirlpool Of 36-hole
medal play, troubled by the know
ledge that only thirty-two viii
come out OF the test with the prl-
vilege Of entering match COMPETE
ton tomorrow for the National
Professional golf championship.
Leo Diegel. defending champion.
with the self-confidence OF many
victories instilled In him. stands
out In the group OF those clasSed
as favorites.
walter Hagen, from whom the
Aqua Caliente pro wreSted n
championship last season, 10 only
slightly less popular as the choice
to regain the title which he has
held on five previous occasions.
Both the great Haig from De-
troit. and 'Larruping Leo" from
Baja California, have been turning
in fancy cards Tor the troublesome
course which viii be the scene OF
the tourney. Diegel especially has
found 1t much to his liking. he
holds the record at IS strokes.
No small amount OF trouble Is
expected by the chief contenders
from Horton Smith. professional
from the Missouri Ozarks region,
who. I'm the three open champion
ships he has competed in this win
ter, has finished first twice and IN
A tie for second on the other oc-
casion.
Eighteen holes will be played on
the morning card, with the first
players stepping up 70 the tee AZ
$3.50 a. M. The final eighteen OF
the qualifying round come up a.
noon. Thirty-six holes q day OF
match win occupy the remaining
five days OF the tournament
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

.UEcSt1Idt1FCS db 14OGctOL 0AAAA0y
afternoon. The game viii be staged
on Rice field.
The Brownsville men Judge
Harbert Davenport. school board
member, j. w. Red) Irvine. athle-
tic director, and Coach D.. A. Fes-
senden-made a determined bid 10
bring the game TO Brownsville but
Coach Tom Dennis Of Port Arthur
steadfastly maintained that the
distance was too great for his ell
v c TO travel. Consequently, as
Houston was regarded as the best
neutral grounds, 1t was selected for
the big tit.
May Draw 10000
Houston sport scribes believe the
game will draw in the neighbour
hood Of 10000. The Bayou City fans
pay a great deal Of attention 10
high school football.
Special trains will be run both
from Brownsville and Houston. The
Southern Pacific already has a
special round : trip rate from
Brownsville and the Missouri Pac-
ific Is seeking enough travellers to
justify a special train. The special
would leave here Friday night ar
irving In Houston in ample time
for the game.
The Eagles will get back into
training Monday. bearing down
hard until Wednesday evening when
they will probably entrain for
Houston. Port Arthur has been
secuted thoroughly by Irvine, and
the local coaching staff knows pref
ty well what to expect from the
Yellow Jackets. 1t was at first bel
ieved that John Reagan OF Hous-
ton would be the District No. z
winner but they we're knocked from
the top Of the percentage column
by Sam Houston high Saturday az
ternoon.
Eagles Bear Down
Fessenden plans to leave no ston-
es unturned in his effort to defeat
Port Arthur. The Yellow Jackets
are always dangerous. With a COM
paratively weak eleven, they went
70 the state finals last a and
were only ousted by the Abilene
Eagles-state champions.
Other .bi-district games 70 be
played this week include Denton
Marshall. Waco : Central (Fort
WORTH and Amarillo breckenridge.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

Coaches and officials OF the Val
ley are gnawing their f~ingernaiIs
and hopping their brows today.
preparatory 10 the selection or the
All-Valley team Tuesday evening
nc Mercedes. "A squad or SO play
ers viii be named at the regular
meeting OF the Coaches and Of
ficials association at that time. In
naming an all-anything there Is
bound to be q lot OF hurt feelings.
The coaches have automatically
smoothed over the troubled waters
to q certain extent by deciding to
select q squad OF 80, naming no
first-string. 1t Ii expected that
nearly every one OF the Is b"
teams I'm the Valley will place Rt
least n representative on the ag-
gregati0n-
This large squad will make things
easier for Dutch" Rcktorik who.
as winner Of the Valley title. will
coach the All-Star aggregation. He
has not been limited to any set
first string" He can make hts
selections as he sees fit, not being
bound down by others judgment.
Dutch" also win name his own
assistants.
Red" Irvine and his compadres
made a great fight to bring the
Port Arthur same here, but Tom
Dennis. Yellow Jacket coach. Just
couldn't see things that way. But
on the other hand. the local staff
just couldn't see Port Arthur rs the
site Of the game. Therefore-Hcus-
tor. Officials tentatively selected
are DR.. Etlinger. r~efree; Mule Fra
zier. umpire: Proctor. headlinesman.
and Scott, field judge.
Port Arthur ha- one or the best
high school clubs ] have ever seem
Fcssenden said after returning here
Monday. Their team this year is
the same. man for man. as the one
which went TO the finals last sea
S0n. They had n much better club
last year than they were generally
given credit for. Five OF their rezu-
lars were on the sidelines when
Abilene beat them for the cham
rionship. They viii be up To full
strength when we play them Satur-
day. No team has been within
their 30-yard line this year. The
Yellow Jackets are 40 points bet
ter than any team Brownsville has
played this year"
The Yellow Jackets boast "A DOW
erful backfield which Is liable %
break out with the passing rash at
any moment. Dumersnail. LII,
Domerque, Q. and Barfield. T, are
said TO be the stars to Dennis ball
totin' outfit. "Warhorse" Kennedy.
captain. IL miles above the average
center, Fessenden says. He Is the
incest center I have seen in action
this year." the coach stated.
Both the Missouri Pacific and
Southern Pacific are arranging
either special rates or special
trains for the Houston fray. The
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
San Benito Woman
Buried In Kentucky
Especial % The Herald

SAN BENITO. Dec. 2-The body
OF Mrs. Margaret Perry. who died
here early Sunday morning, has
been forwarded by Thompson's
mortuary to Clinton. KY, for burial.
Mrs. Perry. who was "a years old,
was the mother Of Mrs. w. r. Nc
Clanahan OF this city.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
M. c., Band CUNTS
VIII Play Tonight

Machine gun troop and the band
basket ball teams viii come toReth-
CT 1880 Monday on the Fort Brown
tennis court, completing the first
round Of games between all teams
in the league.
Sunday headquarters played a
,Snappy. clean game, swapping
Troop B by the score OF 1910. fol-
lowing Is the box score:
Hq. Troop
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
Bucknell Back
Leads Scorers
Of Entire u. S.
BY The Associated Press

The national football indivi-
dual scoring crown seems des-
tined to rest on the head OF
Clark Hinkle, fullback Of the
Bucknell BiSons.
Hinkle broke loose for SO points
against Dickinson on Thanks
giving Day to boost his seasons
total to 1913. s~uperseding al
Marsters. injured Dartmouth
star, as the national. as well as
eastern leader.
The only players in the coun-
try with even an outside chance
Of overhauling Hinkle Is Gene
McEver Of Tennessee. Hinkle
mas completed his seasons work.
out McEver and Tennessee have
vet to meet South Carolina. Nc
Ever has 81 points to his credit
.hus far.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

GALWAY.-tP- Kylemore. a
million dollar castle built by Mitch
ell Henry. Manchester cotton mag
nate. for the Duke and Duchess Of
Manchester and bought later by the
late Eugene Zimmerman Of Cincin-
natl, father OF the duchess, Is on
the market again. During the "a
II was bought by the Benedictine
nuns and now they wish TO sell it.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

HAMBURG R-Disturbances in
cited by German communists have
resulted in injuries to IS policemen
and other peace officers within the
two months beginning Sept. !.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
Rio Hondo Women
Hurt In Collision
Especial TO The Herald

HARLINGEN. Dec. 2 Mrs. Fl.
johnson and Mrs. j. f. wilsey, both
Of Rio HondO. are in the Valley
Baptist hospital here following col
lision Of two automobiles Sunday
on the San Benito loop.
Mrs. johnson is suffering head
and back injuries while Mrs. Wilsey
may have a fractured hip. Their
injuries are not considered serious.
A Thompson ambulance carried the
injured women 10 the hospital.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02
Eagles Will Play Port Arthur at Houston Saturday
Special Rates Are
Planned by Roads;
: Gndsters at Work

"Doug" Fessenden's Brownsville Screaming Eagles
will play Port Arthur Yellow Jackets for the South Texas
championship at Houston Saturday.
Decision to play on the neutral grounds was reached
at q conference between Brownsville and Port Arthur re-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

downs and one extra point for a
total Of IS points. Leland had Is
touchdowns for 70 points. Miller
Of Arkansas took third place with
II touchdowns. ~ points. Seventy
two players got their names In the
scoring record. There was not a
single field goal all season.
Final conference standing:
w. r - T-l R~A "a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

Tie In conference counts hal
won and half game lost.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

tariff for the round trip viii BE- in
the neighborhood OF seven dollars
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

OIEINIaIo- FLtItFEt. GEDDCTL, TN
er, Henry: scorer, Dempsey.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-12-02

Leland's failure to get loose In
the big tussle cost him conference
scoring honors. While he was be-
ing hog-tied by the Methodists-
more or less, Jake Wilson, Baylor
quarterback, was scoring two touch
downs to lead his team TO r. clos
ing voctory ovcr Rice, 10 TO o, nt
Houston.
Wilson finished with Il touch
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-12

IA ~. Flor. Hand, Yam and
Knarf-the five little shadow
49, children with the turned
about namcs-were taking a trip
around the world. They were now
in Tunis. Where IS Tunis? Tuni-
my dears, is on the Northern cca
Of Africa. ~
Five minutes after they reached
Tunis, the little shadow-children did
a very curious thing. They scat
tered in five directions. Why? Just
to see the city. Before they scattered,
they promised to meet at five o'clock
in the evening to tell each other
what they saw.
At five o'clock sharp Flor met Mil,
Mil met Hand and Hand met Yam.
But none Of them met Knarf. This
was scarcely odd as Master Knart
hadn't arrived. They waited until
half past five. Then Hand said:
Shall we wait any longer?" The
others shook their heads. I'VE have
waited long enough" they said. Let
US tell each other what we saw
today"
Yam was the first to speak. when
L le1I you, SnS Sdlu, L walked INTO
the market-place. There l saw the
merchants and their carts. The
merchants were Arabs. They were
dressed in long white robes with
turbans. Some Of them had boards.
All Of them were dark. In their
carts were oranges, dates, figs and
candies. In other carts were combs,
beads. hair-pIns and shawls. They
all cried out their wares in a loud
voice as though they were singing.
After staying for a while in one
place, they moved on to another. At
five o'clock it grew dark. As al
the buyers had gone home, they
went home too, wheeling their carts
before them. That's what I saw
today"
Then Hand said: II walked and
walked until I came to the centre
Of the town. There i saw tents along
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-12
Three-Minute Journeys
By TEMPLE M
The Sardcna, Barcelona's Peculiar Street Dance, attracts
Tourists.
By TEMPLE TANNING
Tourists.

IA barcelona this year during
the great International Eek
position, will find one Of the most
amusing features of SPANS chief
city to be the Sardana, a form Of
amusement peculiar to Barcelona
and its district. Catalonia. This is
a queer native dance which the ma
tives tread on the streets to the
accompaniment of a municipal or
chestra.
The dancing, a quaint Measure
utterly unlike its ballroom proto-
types. goes on in different quarters
OF the city each night. The news
papers always tell where the Sar-
dana is to be held, but the tourist
who is in doubt has only to say
"Sardana" to the first relocated
policeman he meets and that worthy
guardian of the peace will promptly
tell ones driver where to 60.
The International Exposition.
which opens May Is, will offer all
sorts Of amusements. The best or
chestras and choral singers OF
Europe will be on hand. international
athletic events VIII be held, and
typical Spanish fiestas are being ar
ranged.
For those who like to seek amuse-
ment off the beaten path, Barcelona
is dotted with tiny music halls and
theatres of the Partisan type. where
native singers and dancers perform
nightly. and where almost every
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-12
Advice to Girls
BY ANNIE LAURIE

hEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
~ AS a family we are coming to
you for advice.
Jane the married sister asks: I
have been married about two and
one-half years. We have no chill
dren. Ours was a happy marriage
until about five months ago. My
husband started going out nights,
and returning about midnight.
When I ask him where he goes he
tells me it is none of my business.
He is good to me otherwise. l am
rather afraid to stay alone, so re-
Gently an old friend Of mine called
and took me to a show. i told
my husband and he said it was
0. K. with him. Since then ! have
been going out with this friend
once OF twice a week. Am l doing
wrong? Please advise me. l am
very perplexed.
Kate and Betty, the twins, ask:
We are engaged to two wonderful
fellows. We are to have a double
wedding in the Spring. About a
1AtgllAAl dSO IAdNG anu Dill ndu d
little quarrel, but it was soon
settled. Now Betty and Tod never
have had a word. An old friend
of the family said no love is COM
\ plete without a quarrel. Is this
/. true?
Jimmy, the kid brother, asks: I
80 with a sweet little girl, and l
love her. But we are not engaged.
fnDT dove - 90 r--a., @nn~ 20
town, and my buddy took my girl
to a dance. l know it was all right
since we are not engaged, but |
am jealous. Were men always
jealous Of their sweethearts? Why
is it? How can l overcome this?
Please advise me. FAMILY.
MAINLY: Wherein have YOU failed
- your husband, Jane? Surely there
must be something TO cause him to
want to so out. Search your heart
and see what has happened to cause
such a drift. Then take immediate
steps to correct things. And you
are doing something that is not
right in going out with another than
your husband. Even though he
agrees. there is bound to be gossip
and talk which viii pile into a noun
tain some day and spoil your life.
Some girls as soon as they marry
forget to be the sweethearts they
We're before marriage. and this is
what cause SO much unhappiness.
I'm sure if you try YOU can win your
husband back. Indeed, you should
spare no pains to do so. And good
luck to you.
As to Kate and Betty-congratula
~tlons! And keep the quarrels as far
away from you AS YOU can. They DO
much harm and little good. so steer
clear of them.
And as for Jimmy. we'll a little
bit Of jealousy is bound to show
occasionally. But don't let it master
you. Use common sense and good
judgment and don't be foolish. For
this is what jealousy amounts to.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-12
THE HOME KITCHEN.
By ALICE LYNN Il

enough moisture for cooking. Cover
the kettle. Cook for 20 minutes over
a medium flame. Stick in a fork to
make sure it is tender. II not. cook
q few minutes longer.
Add salt at the last, after the
spinach is finished. Don't throw
away the juice. even though there
will be little liquid when spinach
is cooked in this fashion. 1t can
be served with spinach, or as fol.
lows:
Minced Spinach in Cream.
2 lbs. Of spinach.
. tablespoons Of butter.
II cup Of thick sweet cream.
l ~teaspoonful of salt.
IA teaspoonful of pepper.
Dash Of grated nutmeg or mace.
Cook the spinach as described
above. then remove from the fire
and chop fine. Melt the butter in
a saucepan, add the spinach and the
other items and cook together a few
minutes. Pile into a hot dish. Spin
ach should be kept very hot and
served that way.
Spinach i'm Lemon Butter.
2 lbs. Of spinach.
4 tablespoons or butter.
9 tablespoons of lemon juice.
u teaspoonful grated lemon rind.
l teaspoonful salt.
- teaspoonful pepper
Chop the cleaned spinach, cook 10
minutes. then add these other in
gradients and cook 5 minutes longer.