The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1929-05-31

Holds First Place
OF the more than five hundred
wretches entombed here, running
against time, cursing against fate,
miserable products of a vicious social
order. none can boast of any special
accomplishment. A few have broken
safes, some have blackjacked silk-hat-
ted. money bags, others have so far
FORGOTTEN their identity as to write
the names of lesser men on bank
cheeks--robbers of the rich, you will
notd. Only Harry Sinclair has plum
dered the poor. Why should this fact
not :entitle Harry Sinclair to first
place among the five hundred of the
hoogegDw. Among the Four Hundred
the procedure Is the same. Turn to
the regular Who's Who-the same
forms are observed.
With a private room to romp IN,
with. pleasant and pretty nurse 10
gaze, upon, with n safe full of liquor
TO draw from. with his wife prohibit
ed by the rules of the prison from
calling upon him more than once a
weelSs-why shouldn't the master Of
Tea Pot Dome exultl Jail is for the
poor. like lice, starvation and virtue
Harry Is Pharmacist
Harry is the Jail pharmacist. What
use has Jail for a pharmacist, you
may have wondered. That shows how
dumb YOU arel No use, of course, bu'
it's Harry Sinclair and what's mere
office more or less between jan
superintendent and multi-millionair'
customer who is to board with HIN
at most for only ninety days? IT.
true. we never had a pharmacist be
fore" Major w. l.. Peak, head of th'
Jail affirmed in reply to a pointed
question by your low brow cores
pondent, "but the Jail has always
needed one" Fair enoughl So Har
ny was made pharmacist.
Magnate Has Private Room
Then Harry was provided with
private room to sleep in. why tn
discrimination, Major7" The Others
the safe blowers, pick pockets, kidnaI
pers, check artists, those of the PR
fession generally, are packed in t
gether in one huge dormitory, wit
cots almost piled on one another,
a room low-ceilinged, stuffy and vi
smelling. Why the private room f.
Harry? "No special reason whate'
err" the Major assures US. "Mr. Sin
clair's room is just handy to the i
Urinary where he works. That's all
So Harry has a private roor
Probably not as lavish as his FIT
Avenue Mansion apartment, but
you live in the average shack in MOI
tana or in a workers tenement on Il
East Side of New York, you will agr'
that Harry's room is not so bad.
Good Eats for the Millionaire
Food There Is another importa
item. Harry has been placed with {
detail staff, a group consisting of {
flee workers and others. This smi
number receives q special grade
food. The regular law-breakers, VIII
well behaved, eat in large mess h
which contains the electric CHI
among other objects of encoural
ment 30 the appetite.
Plenty of Good Company
In the matter of visitors, Sincl
is again more than fortunate. OIL
inmates must talk TO their friends a
relatives from behind iron bars
their cells or across a long table W
a guard looking on from either ei
Sinclair may receive his friends
private in the medical office.
first visitor was permitted to ST
overtime. Then he may have his
boneys visit him at almost any tir
and such a long line of counsel
has trooped in to consult with the
CRATER has never before lightened
day Of any "jail bird" No one,
even his wife, Is supposed to VI
Harry except on Sunday evening.
can be recorded that the rule
been scrupulously observed in
case Of his wife, a privation VIII
Harry seems b be thriving under
view Of the fact that working bes
him every day II a pretty nurse
signed to the medical office.
Pharmacy Ia Pleasant Place
The pharmacy Ia a sunny, neat 10
in charge Of cheerful, young On,
clan who understands evidently {
rs bread may be 'vell buttered by
ing osce TO the b : Man Of Tea
Oomc. No one Ia saying that The
N1ows young doctor Is taxinx
graft but who would not pave
way 20 promotion as the physician
scme rich man later. Both the I
tor ard TIE nurse say that Sintlai
a ttce man" and 80 ne rs. Aga
thcir word you have only the te
nonsy az some hundred thcuS
v.erkca& employed by ire OIL x-Af
whey sveFace nav - about 5000
~ce& S9ne recelVU less tnka 81
p9eusy 80 Neaiclne