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0 TO INSTALL
ORCHESTRAS SOON

TEXARKANA, Tex, July 8.-R
Establishment Of orchestras in
every school Of Texarkana. Texas,
will be a feature Of the coming ses-
sion, according to Superintendent H.
w. Stilwell. The high school will
have a fully equipped uniformed
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McALLEN
MISS ALLEN


Mrs. Albert j. Allen and daygh-
ter, Frances entertained at home on
Tuesday afternoon with a party.
honoring Miss Ruth Louise Allen.
Bridge and other games formed
the diversion for the afternoon.
During the refreshment course a
puzzle was presented to each guest
which after being solved proved to
be an announcement Of the an
preaching marriage Of Miss Allen to
Wayne Tinker of Edinburg.
The guest list included Misses
Martha Dickey, Ada Lee and Bess
Richmond, Sarah Hamilton, Doris
Talley, Louise Owen, Chalk, Maude
Frisby, ALLEN Mitchell, Velma Hen
bricks, Esta E%spenlaube. Virginia
Knudson, Jean and Marie Booth
end Mrs. G. w. Richmond and Mrs.
A. c. Statham Of Edinburg.
. .
BRIDE-ELECT COMPLIMENTED
Among the lovely social affairs
that r being given in honor of
Miss Gwendolyn Thomas Of Pharr
a bride-to-be Of July was the at
tractive bridge party on Friday ct
the Tepehuai lie Country club. with
Mesdames Il. j. Cardwell, Percy
Herman and r. G. Stevenson Of
Pharr as hostesSes.
The spacious hall was beautifully
decorated in pink roses and zinnias.
Misses Mary Ellen Mcdaniel and
Adeline Herman, both gowned in
pink, served at the punch bowl
which formed a background for a
miniature bride. The card tables
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-08
Eighteen In
Bible Class

Eighteen members are now en-
rolled in the Methodist Women's
Bible class being conducted by
Mrs. Henrietta Signor. The class
meets at the church at 4 p. m. each
Thursday afternoon. The book Of
Genesis was completed at the last
lesson, and the class will take up
Exodus at the Thursday meeting,
continuing through the Bible. All
women Of the Methodist church are
invited to attend.
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COcOanut Squares

8 eggs, l cup sugar, l cup flour,
l teaspoon baking powder, IA tea
spoon salt, l teaspoon vanilla, Ia
cup cocOnut.
Beat the eggs and sugar for !
minute. Add the rest of the ingre-
dents and beat for 2 minutes. Pour
into a creased pan and bake in a
moderate oven for % minutes.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-08
Apple Snow

1 package lemon favored gelatin
mixture. / cup boiling water, IL
cup orange juice, l cup sweetened,
mashed apple sauce, IL teaspoon
cinnamon, l egg white, stiffly beat
en-.
Pour the boiling water over the
gelatin mixture and stir until 1t has
dissolved. Cool. Add the orange
juice and apple sauce. Cool and
allow to thicken a little. Beat in
the rest of the ingredients. Pour
into a mold.
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LITTLE BRIDGE

Mrs. A. A. BOnneau entertained
the members and a number Of
guests Of the Little Bridge club on
Saturday afternoon at her home.
Prizes were awarded Mrs. Paxton,
Mrs. Frisby, Mrs. Duncan and Mrs.
Harkev.
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solved, strain through a double layer of cheese cloth and add one small
bar Of CASTLE soap that has been shaved fine to make it dissolve rapidly
This should be put into an enamel pan and placed over a slow fire Fl
simmer until the soap has completely melted. 1t should then be st
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Beet Salad, serving four

2 cups diced cooked beets, 1-2
cup diced cucumbers, 2 tablespoons
chopped onions, 2 tablespoons chop
ped sweet pickles, IA teaspoon salt,
IA teaspoon paprlka, 1-3 cup salad
dressing.
Mix the ingredients with a fork.
Chill and serve on lettuce leaves.
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GIVING BRHLLANCY
TODULL, FADED HAIR
Miss Huddleston Gives a Formula for a Combination
Shampoo and Dye Which May Be
Used at Home
BY JOSEPHINE HUDDLEsTON

Changing the color of the hair from gray II faded brown to a more
desirable tone can be done at most reliable beauty establishments, but
to perform this miraculous feat at home without injuring the hair Oh
without gaining a sreaked effect is another matter, one that calls fol
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PARTY HOSTESS

Mrs. w. T. Upshaw entertained on
Friday afternoon with a delightful
bridge party at her home, honoring
Miss Margaret Windham, who was
the guest Of her sister. Mrs. John
Beckenholdt, Jr.
The home was attractively decor
ated in pink roses.
The personnel included Misses
Resale and Ruth Henry, Hester
Leavell and Miss Ross Of Harrington
and Mesdames George Wilson, Earl
Suttle, Les O'Neall, E. d. Mathis, j.
e. Leslie, Robert FenWick, C.. H.
Britton, w. z. Trantham, Sidwell.
Prizes were awarded Mrs. Wilson
and Mrs. Les O'Neall.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-08

TELEPHONE SEVEN
TUESDAY CALENDAR

A Rebekahs meet at 1. o. o. F.
! hall, s D. m.
Mardi with Mrs. NJ. r. Hail..
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CLASS

GLASS ENTERTAINED
Mrs. j. H. Washburn was hostess
on Friday afternoon to the members
and teacher, Mrs. @. K. Leslie, ST.,
Of the Dorcas Sunday school class
of the Methodist church. Mrs. Leslie
was named as an honor guest for
the afternoon at which time she
celebrated her birthday anniversary.
Different contests and games were
enjoyed during the afternoon.
A beautiful birthday cake was cut
and served with dainty refresh
ments.
There were twenty-five guests
present.
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CARD PARTY

CARD PARTY
The Womens' Benefit association
entertained on Monday afternoon at
the home Of Mrs. p. v. Yohe with
Mrs. w. S. Goldsmith as joint hos
tess with a card party.
Those present were Mesdames v.
D. Moore, T. Z. Anderson. o. @.
Lindsey, j. M. Filson, w. S. Gold
smith, G. r. Moore, D. II. Zachman,
J. @. Ziebell, George Steinman,
Maude Polzin, A. w. Owens.
Prizes were awarded Mrs. o. @.
Lindsey and Mrs. d. H. Zachman.
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JUNIOR CLUB

Mrs. Chas. Bartliff was hostess on
Friday evening to the members Of
the Junior Bridge club at her home.
Mrs. Beel and P. D. Moore were
awarded the prize for high scores.
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were decorated in wedding bells.
Prizes were awarded Mrs. G.. B.
Braskamp Of Pharr and Mrs. L. E.
HUMPHREYS. Miss Thomas was pre-
sented with a beautiful hand paint
ed casserole.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1929-04-13
KELLY MILLERS AUTHINTTg
HISTORY OF
NEGRO IN WORLD WAR
A GREAT NEW WORLD WAR
HISTORY

In addition to Its containing
graphic account of the War, includes
many chapters on subjects Of vital
interest. Following are few Of the
subjects treated: The Flash that Set
the World Ahame-Why Americans
Entered the Wharf.-The Things that
Made Men Aad-The Sinking Sub
marine-The Eyes of Battle-War's
Strange Devices-Wondsfful Wa
Weapons-Ths Worlds Armies-mA
Worlds Naviss-The Nations at War
Modem War Methods--Women and
the War. A volume of general in.
formation upon all subjects which
have their bearing upon the World
Conflict as well as an authentic 90
count Of the Great World War.
The Book also iEaludes tho follews
Ing subjects: The Horrors and Won
ders of Modern Warfare. The Bar
barity and Merciless Methods EN-.
ployed to Satisfy the Ambitions OF
the Kaiser and His Imperial Govern
neut. The Ruthless Submasahe War
fare Waged to Starve England and
France Into Submission. The Story
Of the Hardsh:ps and Horrors which
rhe Belgians and French were Com
PEELED to Suffer. The Billions OF
Dollars Required to Carry on the
Awful Struggle. The Terrible Loss
of Human Life and the Desolation OF
Countries The Weird and Wonder
full Methods of Warfare. Thy New
and Strange Devices that have come
into being. The great tanks. the
"blimps", the submarine, the gas and
poison bombs, and the marvels Of
science Things about which you may
never have heard. MHelous guns
dieval weapons that again came into
play. The plans q the Hohenzollerns
to create a World Empire, which
drew upon them the wrath OF Ma
tions. The Nations Involved. The
Armies and Navies and Whist they
Represented In Men and Equipment.
THIS Volume tells the world how
the Negro has won his place and hia
right to a voice In the afairs OF
mankind against prejudice, rfdfcule,
race hatred, and almost insurmount
able obstacles. Many striking testt
monials from the Secretary of War
and Army Officers of high rank and
reputation are set forth 10 no uncsf.
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words of Major General Bell. ad-
dressed to the famous "BuRaioes",
the 367th Regiment, are typical Of
the high regard and respect Of Amor
lean and European officers for our
TW#y.as RTSe" Ter
A NEW REVISED BOOK WITH
In every capaeity-fron right up
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Community Service, the Liberty Loan
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colored troops Every private In this
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were Negroes. M 800: - --:'
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man Is to keeo absolutely silent.

man is to keep absolutely silent.
EvensMaryella, whom have been
trying for two years to persuade to
become Mrs. Tom Bilbeck, can draw
fire from me on such dynamic occa-
sion.
"We've got to get home, Tom," she
fretted. There's a rehearsal of 'Pyg-
malion and Galatea' tonight, and it
we're away they can't do thing"
No, reader, we are not actors. | am
positive of that. Our stage-work re-
ceives mention only in the society COL
unn. We perform for charity before
people who have to like us because we
represent such worthy causes. When
ever the Social Settlement sends up a
yell for funds we spend about thou
sand dollars worth of time enticing
FIVE hundred people to part with fifty
cents each to hear US forget our lines.
When Belgium needs bread or the
Fiji Islanders run out of pants, who
comes to the rescue regardless Of con-
seouencesl The Sheridan Dramatic
Club
And now we were doing "Pyg-
malion and Galatea" for the Old Sol
diers' Home, which needed some new
windows shades or an electric piano,
I've forgotten which.
Besides" continued Maryella, shiv-
ering slightly, cts getting colder, and
! think | felt a drop of rain minute
ago"
That being the case" I observed
sarcastically, well start"
Let's" she encouraged.
Grandmother Page and I repeated
our justly celebrated repertoire of
tricks, from adjusting the spark-coil
to putting gasoline IN our eye while
lying prone under the tank. Each sep
Srate adjustment was preceded and
followed by reducing-excrcises with
the starting crank
"Jim Cooper has q self-starter on
bis car" MaTyela observed sympa-
theticalH while was trying to catch
my breath.
Then why" ! inquired IN icy sx-
ASPIRATION that I regretted instantly,
swhy don't you marry Jim Cooper, If
you're so crazy about q self-starterf"
"Ohp exclaimed Maryella, inartic-
ulate with rage at my remark. "You
have no right to insult me like that r.
81 didn't mean to insult you, dear"
I forgot Grandmother Page for the
moment in my anxiety to square my
self for my tactical blunder.
1t was the wrong move. My very
humility made her think that she
really had been offended in some
way, 80 she dabbed at her pretty eyes
to see If she could scare up tear.
She could not. That made her more
angry; It.,
elanbsring out Of the seat. It'll never
Hide In your old car again as long as
] lvel"
She started down the road.
"I'll walk home frstp
Why are girls of twenty so ador-
able-and why are men a few years
older. such fools about them? The
anCwer to that question may explain
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One even.., -. sup;r t,;:'e the
Rabbit family were eating am t."
ing. Mother Rabbit held the >-..'''
OF attention as she began
Father, | was over to see >
SQUIRREL the other day and she .'as
been having a terrible time WIN
her Youngest child, he acted lie:
"So?" exclaimed Br'er Rabbit IN
surprise ..PWisa w.r,- Mrs. Rabbit.
"She put some cup custard OUT 10
cool and somebody ate It. VI
course she didn't want to accuse
her little Jimmy, but she knew ne
must have had something to DO with
il Even if he didn't take the
custard, HE knew who did. She teit
that he had actedEa lie"
An this time Billie Bunny was
shutting in his seat, .,.
"Of course I'm not detective,
said Mrs. Rabbit, but Deheve
someone took your pipe from under
the table the other day and you had
a smoke. Now, whoever did that
has speck of dirt on the end OF
his nose" ,-,.oi
Billie took his napkin and rubbed
his nose. -. r
Mother Rabbit looked at him IN
surprise and said: II thought told!
YOU not to tell your father where
his pipe was"
oo,,id,,,+ helm Duttinp the pipe where
he could have short smoke,
whinnied Billie. Then he added;
But, Mother, how did you know
Father had smoker?
Easy enough, my dear, the pipe
was warm when | gave it to your
father and | remembered you were
the only one who knew where the
pipe was"
"OHp sighed Billie,
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lmore md me less than that In which
we were placed.
He pulled up ale upside of Maryella,
who had proceeded about two or
three blocks before he arrived. After
a short parley she got in beside him.
1 CRASHED my teeth, but thanked
Heaven that I would soon be alone
to express my opinion on automo-
biles, nature, human beings and things
in general.
No such luck. The car was COM
ing on toward me. It pulled up
alongside of Grandmother Page.
Maryella looked off across the
fields on the other side OF the road,
but the driver got down from his
seat and inspected Grandmother
Page.
What's the matter? Won't the en-
CINE rum"
Jim Cooper is the kind of man
who would ask a question like that.
His sense of humor is very low, just
above that of an anthropoid ape.
When bromidioms were being passed
around he took one Of each.
I'll admit that he is rather good
looking chap. His hair just escapes
being too blond and he has a wisp Of
mustache such as you see on the
men in the clothing advertisements.
Nature did all she could for the
outside, but let him go without filling
in the place which was originally
intended for mind. Whatever
people seem to be doing he does with
out questioning whether there is any
sense in it. He plays golf because
so many others seem to enjoy It, not
from any love of the game. He is
one of Maryella's admirers for the
same reason.
Maybe I am prejudiced, but !
can't believe that he really appre-
ciates her adorableness.
Maryella Is Aattered by his atten-
ton, not knowing what a small tribute
1t Is. The fact that he asks her
opinion on every move he makes,
from changing brands of tooth-pow-
der to buying a summer home, caters
to her love of power.
"Are you sure you've got gasoline
In the tank7"
Jim Cooper continued his ruthless
assault on the remaining shreds of
my temper.
1.-THE trouble Is in the spark" !
volunteered briefly, looking around
for a weapon in case he should ask
another question.
"Ohl Can I give YOU lift home,
old man? Of course, there isn't an
extra seat, but you could sit on the
gasoline-tank at the rear. I think it
will hold YOU"
He surveyed me doubtfully.
A slight smoker from the lady in
the car spurred me to quick refusal.
mo, thank you. I'll have my Car
going in a few minutes"
"Ohl Miss Waite told me it
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an 10 move, 30 I didn't. Instead I

| cass 10 move, 80 didn't. Instead I
recollected with delightful pain how
eminently desirable Maryella was.s
Slim and slender and cool-looIing,
she was obviously the handiwork OF
beauty-loving god who wanted to show
what he could do. But she had eyes,
dark ones, that came from no heavenly
workshop. In them there was bit of
temper, of daring and an invitation
to come along that was irresistible.
If man must lose his head over a
woman, Maryella's type offers the ut
most justification. If you had any
curiosity and wee bit of nerve, you
made up your mind that you would
have to find out whether to believe her
eyes or the rest of her face.
Up to that afternoon / had been do
ing pretty we'll, too. Not having money
J il bales, had started against Cooper
witt a considerable handicap. He
worked short hours in his fathers Of
tice, which would eventually be his;
while plugged away for salary
good one, but nothing that would
make the mint work overtime to keep
up with me.
There is no use concealing what my
Job is. A good many people know
already from having seen my name
signed at the bottom of a column of
alleged humor which / conduct daily
FOR 4 syndicate of newspapers. Any
one who has read my stuff knows that
| work hard for my money, especially
when write verse. e..
Besides my syndicate work | do ::
the big stories for the Daily Me-.
which is the principal morning papst
OF or city. Il is pleasant, because I
do not have to be i'll the Office CO..
stantly like regular reporter. Whea
they need me trey send for me. Whtr
there is a big political convention or
disaster or a sensational murder &,
usually cover it.
l had been offered job as war cor.
respondent, but / declined. Just because
Irwin S. Cobb got back with all his
arms and legs attached is no sign that
| lIlCy WOuiuli DC dDlC W LII VIC llS<he
| fat man that went over.
When was thoroughly wet through
so that it didn't make any difference
what I did, I decided that I might az
we'll start for home. It would be
more comfortable to die of pneumonia
in my own bed. So I got up and sloshed
over to the Car to get my coat, which
I had laid aside when the contest be-
tween me and Grandmother began.
Just by way of a passing express
sion of my feelings I gave the crank
a turn.
"BangP
The engine started.
I stood in the rain a full minute
longer relieving my mind before l
mounted to my seat and steered Grand
mother Page back over the sloppy
roads to the city.
What was the use now1
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wouldn't go at all"
did she?" | murmured politely.
81 didn't know that she was inter-
ested."
maybe we had better wait" /: sug-
gested, until you get started, and fol-
low you into town. Then il anything
goes wrong we can pick you W along
the road"
"Please don't" I urged, with just a
shade of feeling showing If my voice
"Just as you say, old top. I'd Ike
awfully we'll to help you If | could
He got back into his Car and ;nsu:tcd
us cnce more with the subdued but
efficient purr OF his electric sta::;er;
Then waving at me airi.y, he :a::::.ci
about and disappeared i'll { cloud ot
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tours leaving Chicago every Saturday
night from June % to August 24.'in-
elusive, via the 500 Line and the
Canadian Pacific Railway. These
escorted tours are Of IA days duration
and they take in Lake Louise. the
pearl of the Rockies, probably the
most perfect bit Of scenery in the
world: Banff, the capital OF RockJ
Mountains National Park, in mag
-lsecent alpine setting at the confu-
eace Of the Bow and Spray Rivers,
where the tourist can play golf. FISH,
swim in hot sulphur pools. dance,
play tennis, ride horseback and enjoy
himself in countless other ways:
Radium not Springs Bungalow Camp.
set in beautiful Alpine location.
and many other places Of interest
where The ;ourist can enjoy his favor
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also why followed her through the
dusk that was part twilight and part
gathering rainstor,n.
Listen, Maryella," l called after
her. "Be reasonable"
No response.
"You can't walk all the way home.
It's ten miles"
I'D probably have to walk any
way" She observed dispassionately,
so | might as we'll get started before
dark"
That remark about walking home
anyway was the GROWING insult to
me and Grandmother Page. 1t hurt
the mere because It was probably
true. l turned back angrily. She
trudged on. :.
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First Installment
What's the Use?

Grandmother Page refused to bulge.
I turned her over again, but there
was no sign of life. | squirted gaSo-
line into her cylinders, but she dldn
seem to care for 1t.
As you may have surlnised, Grand
mother Page is a relation OF mine only
BY adoption and purchase She orei-
naily was created and assembled by
the Page Motor Company OF Detroit
hut that was so long ago thar her
wears fully entitle her to the title OF
Grandmother. ;"
She has had 8 hard life, too. For
four years she has been going nearly
everywhere that go, and for long
time before that she was the travelling
coopanion of a suburban real-estate
man who could sell gold bricks to
u .r miners. ! suspect that he taught
., some Of her deceitful tricks.
= must have been from him that
she got her love of the country she
eve!s in green fields and running
brooks and sand-banks and mud-holes
Whenever she finds one she always
wants to stay there all day. The Tar
the- il is from the city the better she
likes il.
personally am fonder of the city
and wien she decides to remain all
r:ar, Oh Some road fourteen or htteer
miles from anywhere l have some
times walked home rather than share
the sylvan solitudes with her. :,
Under my breath | murmured
"Durn you, Grandmother" and hi
the engine vindictive tap with ;
monkey wrench. ~
Maybe there is no gasoline in tn
magnetic" suggested Maryella, VIII
had watched my struggle from Tux
front seat.
made no reply. When some on!
Gyms offering me suggestions after
la, tried every known trick on
SIZED motor find that the only way
:. preserve my reputation as a gentle
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The majestic grandeur OF the Cana
dian Rockies in the vicinity Of Banf
and Lake Louise can be seen from
oper observation cars on the railway,
hu: during the approaching summer
visit : to tH's region viii be able to
tpar :.,.'5Ugh the more remote val
lcy3 aad 5--v&ys ana see the Rockies
81. The "Lariat Trail" o scenic road
t,loUgh the mouo ;ains, riding In
., OF motor buses, for the American
cypress Company. in conjunction
~ i tie Canadian Pacific Railway.
nos i.st"Ute5 for the benefit Of those
who hike % travel, but who prefer to
Nave their sightseeing arrangements
made for them a series OF escorted
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tie outdoor sport under ideal condi-
tions.
All the travelling from Banf
through to Golden, B. c.. typical
mountain village tucked away amidst
towering peaks and situated at the
confluence Of the Columbia and Kick.
ing Horse Rivers, is done by moto!
coach over the "Lariat Trail" ana
spots visited include not only the
aforementioned places but Emerald
Lake. one OF the most beautiful lakes
in this region. Yoho Park. where
Takakkaw Falls, higher than Niagara
drop 1900 feet frcm a mount9!a Top
is one Of the worlds grea.esE Ply
grounds. The Great Divide n.arJ2s
the boundary line between A'''c-ts
and British Columbia is also on me
program Of worthwhile places visited
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Down the road came purring mo-
tor. I had hardly expected a car to
pass that way. l had purposely chosen
back-country road for my drive
with Maryella that day. This machine
was coming from town.
l looked at a turn of the road
around which it would presently ap-
pear. Maybe it was a fviend of mine.
The car rounded the tarn. swore
under my breath.
1t was the raising runabout belong
ing to Jim Cooper, No situation that
i could magias would please him