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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
BY DICK MILLER.

-Four more Indianapolis high
school grid teams swing into action
this week end, Manual, Cathedral,
Broad Ripple and Park school, play
ing their first game of the 1929 sea-
son.
Joe Deinhart's Cathedral team
will tackle the strong Central
Catholic high team of TT. Wayne at
Washington park on Friday. On the
same afternoon Broad Ripple will
clash with Southport at Butler uni
versity's practice gridiron next to
the stadium
Manual travels to Wabash Satur-
day to engage in a struggle with the
upstate gridders and Park school
opens at KnightStown Saturday. Due
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Seven Local II. S. Elevens in Tits
Over Week End; Four Home Openers
Manual, Cathedral, Broad Ripple and Park School to
Start Seasons Much Action Friday.

to illness, the Park school team will
be weakened this week, Coach Lou
Reichel states, but will be able to
have a squad to take on the trip.
Shortridge, Tech and Washing
ton, all of which already have
opened, will see action. In each
instance, they travel to other cities.
Tech goes to Elwood, where it
should win over the team that Coach
Jerry Naugle has on the field this
fall. Tech, however, will be minus
the services of Emmett Lowery star
end, who broke his arm. Several
good subs are available, according
to Coach Mueller, and he expects
Lowery back before the remainder
of the city series games takes place
in November.
Shortridge, after losing two games
to powerful foes, Hammond and
Stivers Of Dayton, will encounter
another strong machine when it
invades Clinton Friday night for a
game under the arc lights. It will
be the first attempt of the local
team to play in artificial light.
Coach Goldsberry will hurl full
strength at the Clinton team.
Leslie Maxwell has been coaching
a large squad of Manual gridders
this fall and should have a fairly
strong team to take to Wabash. The
latter team has not shown particu-
larly strong this fall and the game
should be close.
The husky Washington team will
take on Kirklin there and Coach
Henry Bogue will be up against a
tough foe to gain the second victory
of the year. The west siders opened
up with victory over Blooming
ton. Washington then played on
even terms with Tech last Friday
only to lose by one touchdown,
scored in the last minute of play.
Crispus Attacks, Negro school,
does not open until Oct. Is.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
NEBRASKA FROsH WORK

LINCOLN, Neb., Sept. ga
choice selection of frosh scrimnage
fodder for Nebraska's varsity worked
out weary muscles today after a
baptism in battle against veterans
Wednesday when Coach Bible OBJ
served them and picked the forty
best yearlings for the 1929 squad
Clair Sloan, star back field man, was
injured Wednesday and probably
will be out of play until Friday.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
NAVY BACKS SELECTED WALKER, HUDKINS SIGN

RAJ Times Special
SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 26.-
Mickey Walker, whose middleweight
crown recently was lifted by the
National Boxing Association, but
who still claims the title, has signed
to meet Ace Hudkins in champion
ship bout Oct 20 at Los Angeles.
Ancil Hoffman of San Francisco
and Jack Doyle of Los Angeles, pro-
moters, expect 100000 gate. Walk
err gained q narrow verdict over Hud-
kins in title bout in Chicago last
wear.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
5 American
Women Left
inGolf Play
u. S. Players Enter Third
Round With Three Cana
dams; Champ Loses.

BIZ Hited Press
HAMILTON, Ont, Sept. 26.-Five
Americans and three Canadians
entered the third round of the
women's open golf championship OF
Canada today.
Last years titleholder. Miss Vir-
ginia Wilson Of Chicago, was elm
mated in the second round Wednes-
day by Helen Hicks, 18-year- old
Long Island girl, l up.
The five Americans left were
Glenna Collett, Del Monte, Cal,
United States national champion
and medalist in the present tourna-
ment; Mrs. H. c. Highbie, Detroit:
Edith Quier, Reading, Pa; Mrs.
Stewart Hanley, Detroit, and Miss
Hicks.
The three Canadians were Mrs.
F. J. Mulqueen, Toronto; Mrs. 3. P.
Pellenz, winnipeg, and Mrs. E. w.
Wilmington, Toronto.
Today's pairings:
Miss Collett vs.. Mrs. Highbie
Mrs. Wilmington VS.. Miss Hicks
Mrs. PelienZ VS. Mrs Hanlev
MRS. MuIoueen vs.. Miss QUEER.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Highways, Pros
in Double Bill

Two close battles are expected
when the All-ProfessionalS and
Lincoln Highways resume their
series at Washington park. Two
good games were played last Sun
day, each club winning one contest.
Larry Reno has been secured to
hurl one of next Sundays games
for the Pros. Ralph Bader, who
shut out the Highways last Sunday,
also will pitch.
Reb Russell will be in the field,
for the Pros along with Stanley
Parks. Chef Russell will be on first
and Hank Schneider at short.
The Highways have added new
players to their lineup and plenty
of action is assured local fans.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
STATE SHOOT STARTS


PERU, Ind, Sept. 26.-George A.
Jones, Peru, won the main event
Tuesday in the opening day of the
fifteenth annual Hoosier classic
shoot. Jones scored a SO in the 100
bird handicap. DR.. R. A. Voisinet of
Union City, Glass c shooter, won
the sixteen rise shoot with 81.
Fifty marksmen are competing for
the twenty-six trophies and num-
Der of cash prizes offered.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
City H. S. Grid Games
This Week. End.

FRIDAY
Cathedral VS.. Central Catholic (Ft
Waynel, at Washington park.
Broad Ripple VS.. Southport at Butlel
practice field.
Tech at Elwood
Shortridge at Clinton might.
SATURDAY
Manual at Wabash
Park school at KnightstoWn.
Washington at Kirklin.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
PLAYOFF FOR TITLE

BIZ United Press
PARIS, Sept. 26-Tied at the end
of seventy-tWo holes Of medal play,
Aubrey Boomer and Archie Comp
ston met in thirty -siX-hole playoff
today for the French professional
golf championship. Each completed
the regular test with a score of 203.
Henry Cotton, another English
golfer, finished third with 288.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Clifton, Bauer, CaStree and Cannon
Expected to Start in OpeDer.

ANNAPOLIS, Sept. 26.-signal
drills held attention of Nays
varsity squad Wednesday, while ex-
periments are still being made in
the backfield, four men appear to
have the edge for starting on Satur-
day against Denison. They are Joe
Clifton at fullback, Joe Bauer and
Jack Castree at halves, and Johnny
Cannon at quarter.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
LIVE TIP TO NAME

More than ever before. the Notre
Dame football squad this fall will
live up to its name of "Ramblers."
While a new stadium is under con-
struction the Rockne team will play
all its so-called home games in
Chicago.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Open Title Won
by Cruickshank

Ru Times NDcciQl
WHITE PLAINS, N. Y, Sept. &c.
Bobby Cruickshank, Purchase,
N. Y, with total Of 200 strokes
for the seventy-two holes, captured
the Westchester open golf cham
pionship here Wednesday. Johnny
Farrell, former national open cham
pion, was one stroke behind in sec
ond place, tied with Mike Turnesa.
Willie Mcfarland took fourth.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
TIGER PLAYERS ABSENT
BIZ United Press

PRINCETON, N. j., Sept. 20
Absence of seven prominent Prince
ton Tiger footballers has slowed
down practices here almost to a
snail's pace. Whyte, Wittmer, Cald-
well, Vogt and Scarlet who have
been away on geology trip, were
due back today. Bennett and Hook
enbury, who received minor hurts,
may return to practice today.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
KANSAS PERFECTS PASS

DW JWIItU FFC68
MANHATTAN, Kan, Sept. 26.-
Coach Mcmillan was expected to
take his squad behind locked gates
today in preparing them for their
coming game with Purdue at Lafay-
cite, Ind. Reserves used passes of
the Boilermakers' school against
the varsity squad Wednesday, COM
pleting some of them for large gains.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
MISSOURI UNCOVERS BACK

COLUMBIA, Mo, Sept. 26.-The
hunt for tackles, punter and pass
receivers was continued today by
Coach Henry Of the Missouri Ben
gals. The work of Cox, back, stands
out for the week, marking him as
|. the best offensive man since Bert
Clark fash of several years ago.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
IS Thoroughbreds
in Gold Cup Race

RI Times Special
CHICAGO, Sept. 26. - A record
crowd is anticipated for the Haw-
thorne gold cup classic, for which
fifteen of the country's fastest
thoroughbreds have been nominated.
The mile and quarter weight for age
event, with purse of $4,000, will be
run Oct. 7.
The nominees are Blackwood,
Brown Wisdom, Diavolo, Distraction,
Display, Fair Ball, Karl Eitel, Lati-
vich, Misstep. Petee Wrack, Rolled
Stocking, Sun Beau, Sun Edwin,
Wacker Drive and Whiskery.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
MURRELL, eagle SHINE

WEST POINT, Sept. 26.-John
Murrell, full back, and Chris eagle,
half back and captain of the Army
football team, are feature perform
ers in the current Army practice
sessions. Murrell ripped off some
great gains in a stiff scrimmage
Wednesday. Boston university will
furnish opposition in the opener
here Saturday.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
MOST ANYWAYS A CONTENDER

Only once in the last six years
has Miss Maureen circuit, 22-year-
old New York golf star, failed to
qualify in a major tournament. She
has been title-holder in the Metro
politan area four consecutive years.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

"Shanty" Hogan's double and Andy Co
hens singles sent the New York Giants to
victory over the Boston Braves. to 4.
Il q
AL GRABOWsKI ROOKIE SOUTHPAW
OF THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS, RANG
UP HIS THIRD VICTORY IN FOUR
STARTS AND HIS TWENTY FIFTH CON-
SECUTIVE SCORELESS INNING BY
SHUTTING OUT THE CINCINNATI REDS.
TO 0.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
.BIR MINGHAM IS VICTOR
Double Steal Defeats Dallas, 1 to 0,
in Dixie Opener.
BIZ Times SDeciaI

BIZ 7 IWC8 OUtCIuI
BIRMINGHAM, Sept. 26.-Birm7
ingham copied the opening tilt o
the Dixie series from Dallas hero
Wednesday with a perfectly timed
double steal in the seventh inning,
to O.. Clabaugh, outfielder, was
given a pass by Connally went to
second on Smiths single, and to
third on an out.
Connally allowed the winners but
three hits, while Rudolph held the
Texans to two Birmingham made
one error.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
AMATEUR PLAY DELAYED
~ Times SpeciaI

bW FHtLs NsVtLtWF
WEST BADEN. Ind, Sept 26.-
Play was resumed here today in the
Class A championship tourney Of
the National Amateur Baseball Fed
Grafton. Wednesdays contests were
POSTPONED because Of rain.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Speece batted for Daney in ninth.
MINNEAPOLIS
IldianapolIS
Minneapolis

Runs batted in-Harris. Brillheart. Two
base hits-Yoter. Sprinz. Layne. Home
High. Cotter. Sacrihce-Sprinz. Double
play-SprinZ to Connolly to Monahan.
Left on bases-Minneapolis. 3: Indian
apolis. 9. Bases on balls-Of Brillheart.
Z: OF Daney. 4. Struck out-DaneN. 4.
Wild pItches-DRney ~. Passed bali
GviIin. Umpires-BToWn and johnson.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Major Homer Leaders
JOHNNY DUNDEE FLOORED

It
MONTREAL, Sept. 26.-Johnny
Dundee, former featherWeight
champion, lost by technical knock
out to AL Foreman, Canadian light
weight champion, in the tenth and
final round of their bout here
Wednesday. Dundee was down five
times in the tenth before the referee
StopDed, the fight.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

The Old Gold girls were handed a sur
prise when, the Gray, Gribben & Gray
girls slipped in with two-time win in the
Indiana Ladies' League series. Lathrop Of
the winners rolled a fine game, getting
total Of 581 for her three games. Shea was
best for the losers with sal. The Rosner,
kroger and Kingan teams also win two
during this session from the Century Bis
cut; CoGa-Cola and Central States, as the
zeal SILK and Wesbe Nielsen took three
Cola No. 2.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
noys CLuB TO PRACTICE

ST. Philips Boys Club will practice
Friday evening at z p. m, all tryouts and
last years players are report at CLUB
house at 5i5 Eastern avenue.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Results Yesterday
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

First Camel
Louisyllle ---------- Ky TX Tx 99ss9 9
creson and Tesmer: shealy, Connally,
McCsrter. Zumbro. Harris and Fenner.
81 paul 600 200 % /
Wilzer and Thompson. Pold and klnner.
Called seventh. darkness
Toledo ............. 200 coo 20 5 7 0
milwaukee . 100 0Ol 00O- 2
PsTE5 ana IcCdrdv Buvld and Young
Columbus .......... 90 go 600 u ]
Jaa6lonowssi Winters and Sheflott;
Yarmouth and Augley.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Phiiadeiphia ...... 400 i0i 600 IS /
Moss Morrison and DeberEy. Picinich;
Milliaan' coll ,sec snd t Gan5.' Davis.
BROOKLYN ...-...---. oo3 oo0 200 y Q
McWeenv Newson Blethen. Dudlev and
Henline. Willoughby. smvthe end DAVIS.
Boston ............. GOO 2ll ooO- IS 4
New York ... DOB Gao ok u 0
Smith. DELANEY and Sponrer. Cronin;
walker and Hogan.
Cincinnati ......... 900 600 600 6 !
K6 5i2u'f Rixey and su22efoPrth: Graw6o3ski
and Wilson.
PITTSBURGH and Chicago. not scheduled.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
St Louis .--..-..-. 100 coo OO2- 3 I
Detroit ...-----....- OI0 Ol0 COL
Blaeholder and Schang; Whitehul and
HarRrave.
New York - POS COZ 03n Oil II ?
Boston .-.-.. 200 col 700 O0-10 10 0
eleven Innings
NeEOia. SLCrld EctuaCh. Moore. PlpEraS
and penCouFh Die .Cv. DOZENS. Durham.
Carroll. NJ. CASTOR and Hcving. a. Gas
ton.
CHICAGO .......--... 2l0 900 90 IA 4
Cleveleud -..... 60 0l2 2i3- 10 3
Walsh MCRan and Berg. Holloway.
Br1une. Miius, Harder and l.. Sewell.
Mvatt.
PhHadelphia and Washington. not sched-
rled.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
MoHaWKs Want CANE

Mohawk Athletic Club football team
wants a practice game for Sunday al
Riverside. o. T. LIS take notice. Call
IA. aAsl-W aad Az 1ox -
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

Shaw again displayed his pin getting
tbs loon with total of 6ss on games SsSiH oS
EGO, 1914 and 23S. Other 900 totals rolled
we're: Kimmel, 500; Horn. COZ, and
Clemens, 602. The MetaIcraft won three
from the Maytag Washer, as the william
son Candy. Kahn Retail, Coca Cola and
Selmeir Towel lost the odd game to the
IdesI Cleaners, Hanna Register American
Linen Supply and Try Me.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
AMERICAN LEAGUE
~.r-ox.. LEAGUE
Games Today
Schedule and Results

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
TNDTENAPCLrS 7t Minneapolis.
louisville At 81. Paul.
Toledo al Milwaukee.
Column bus az Kansas CITY.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
PhiladclDhia o. Boston.
CHICAGO - Cleveland
New YORK at WASHINGTON.
iOulg games sCheduled.I
NATIONAL LEAGUE
BROOKLYN at Philadelphia.
Pittsburgh at St. Louis.
tOnlv games scheduledl
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

the Misfits in the MarmOn League play at
the Indiana drives when he punched
strikes for count of 265 in his second
try. The OWesteads also avoided a shut
out by taking the final contest from the
Distributors as the Pencil Pushers and Jinx
won the entire series from the Service
Shop and Service Office.
Joe Fulton, the fast lead-off man of the
Meridian Garage team, rolled the remark
able total of 754 during a practice session
at the Pritchett drives, getting games of
268. 235 and 252
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
MARS HILL PLAY

Mars Hill will play Imperial A.. A. Sun
dav at Mars Hill game is wanted for
Sunday. oct. 6. Phone Be. l0l8-M after
o. m. and ask for Everett.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

Runs batted in--McMullen ~, Rawlings.
Barnhart ~ Layne, Monahan. Judd
Tuns.-aBarnhart (2l. Layne; McMullen.
ter. Left on bases-Indianapoli 8: Min
neapolis. IA. Struck out-By, Benton. /;
by Schupp. g.. Bases on bals-Of Ben
and Brown Time 40.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

A league composed of three men teams
will bowl at the Uptown each Thursday
night at o, m. There is still an open
ing for two teams in this loop
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26
Wednesdays Games
(First Game)
INDIANAPOLIS
........o Do o
MINNEAPOLIS

Totals ...... IS 3 9 81
Griffin batteG for Cotter in ninth.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

The NJ. and L. Grocery took three from
the Finneran Grocery as the Penn Coal,
Scott Trucking and White Furniture won
two from the Moran, B. of L Optical and
P1ttman-Rice Coal in the X of c. League
at the Delaware. NJ. Matthews with 62I
was high for the night
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

The American Central. Indiana National
and Fletcher American Banks had an
easy, time taking three games from the
and Meyer-Kiser, as the City Trust won
two from the Farmers Trust in the Bank
ers League games at the Elks Club drives.
Boersig and Graf were the 600 shooters
in this loop, the former getting ga while
Graf shot 614.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

Miss Collett vs.. Mrs Highbie
Mrs. Wilmington VS.. Miss Hicks.
MIS-. PelienZ vs.. Mrs Hanley.
Mrs. Muldueen vs.. Miss Quler.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-26

Eddie Hearn was chiefly responsible for
he one game the CoremakerS won from
New Britain herald., 1929-08-31
!;!4!.I A!N!NC@A5ENT IN ! \! E; l,!.: ..

And you'll tell me about when you were a little girl?" wheedled Rita. And how Grandpa Burnham took you to the circus? And you ate the peanuts, and drank all the pink lemonade, and got sick as any thing"
 And the lions!" prompted Molly. And the sea lions that ate all the fishes-dozens and dozens of them. Rita! And the elephant that car ried the man in his mouth.'
 Ritas eyes were sparkling.
 You tell nicer stories n my daddy" she approved.
 Molly had thought Red might be at the station, but there was nobody there to meet them. A taxi whirled them through the darkness. And Natsu, calm and unperturbed, ad- mitted them.
 I'm not at home" she told him Not to anybody. Natsu.'
 He bowed gravely,
 My lady has had many callers. '
 "Yes-well, I don't want to see any of them. And, Natsu, please move Miss Rita's bed into my room"
 Molly chided herself for hei fears. They were quite childish really She had an absurd notior | that Bob would try to kidnap Ritf | from her nursery. It was bsttel l that the child should remain witt | her.
 And Natsu, be sure you locl | the doors very securely tonight"
 (TO BE CONTINUED
New Britain herald., 1929-08-31

mean?
 A. In a soft voice (under the breath); aside.
 c. If a person weighing 150 pounds eats exactly two pounds Of food and is weighed immediately afterwards will he weigh two pounds more?
 A. Yes?
 o. When was the Singer sewing machine patented?
 A. Isaac M, Singer patented it in
 0. In what book of the Bible is the story of Samson?
 A. In Judges, chapter IA, 15, and 16.
 Q. What caused the death of Sigmund Breitbart the famous Ger man strong man?
 A. H. died about four years ago of blood poisoning, as the result of a scratch.
 o. Whefe is the mountain called Petermann Peak and how high is it? A. It is in East Greenland and has an altitude of about 12,000 feet.
 o. When was Gales elected President of Mexico? A. July 6, 1924.
 Q. Was Epictetus the Greek, a hunchback?
 A. He was a hunchback slave, a | Greek writer of fables.
 Q. When is the silver wedding anniversary celebrated?
 A. The twenty-fifth anniversary c. What is the diameter of the earth through the poles?
 A. 7,S99.9S miles. Q. Where were Sodam and Com orrah located?
 A. Sodom and Gomorrah, the two cities mentioned in the Bible (Genesis) as having been destroyed because of their wickedness, were located on the shores of the Dead Seq. or in the lower Jordan valley.
 O. Where does Helen Wills live
 A. Berkeley. California.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-31

on Monday, September 2, at p. m. to elect three trustees. each to serve for a period of three years or until his successor is elected and to elect a trustee for two years to fill the vacancy caused by the death or Ernest r. Neumann. Also to trans act any other business properly coming before the meeting.
 All members of the church of the age of 21 and upwards are entitled to vote. The polls will be open for one hour.
 The trustees going out by expira- tion of their terms are Myron D. Stockwell. Dugald McMillan and Ed ward J. Skinner.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-31
STILL MORE AUTO
 DEFINITIONS MADE
Mary Ann Tells Andy a Few
 This Time
(Contributed)

Dear Andy:
 Last night I didn't have anything on my mind except an excuse for getting outa doing the supper dishes so I sat down and began thinking (which is a difficult feat for any flapper, unless it's thinking of her self) about some definitions of auto terms but what l got most outa exercising the muscles above the ears which are located directly under the permanent was six cylinder headache that musta been trying for an endurance record and which didn't bother me any more than the camera guys do Lindys peace of mind.
 Following the brainstorm are the following bright sayings of children or what have you that escaped from my noble cramium when the old clockworks shifted into gear and brushed the tobwebs aside in coming outa the huddle. 1 Overhauling. What you returned i to find your gas wagon had gone i through after leaving it on coun- try road to hike 4 miles back for gas.
 Junk Heap. Where you are positive the other bimbo's buggy that scared you outa a years growth in rattling by should be.
 Chassis. The first thing you notice resting on top of the body when you crawl out from under after turning turtle in the ditch.
 Rear Seat Driver. Any talltie on the back seat who feels justified in broadcastin' advice because in case of accident he's liable to get tossed as far as the others.
 Glaring Headlights. The excuse you gave the court for removing the veranda steps on the bungalow in curve.
 Piston Slap. A slap that slows your motor down the same way a real one does a drug store cowboy Reckless driver. The ealoot whc doesn't hafta stand up to rock the boat
 Time payments. A payment plar in which you contribute a generous portion of your wages monthly fol the privilege of driving that sporty looking bus just as though it wa: paid for.
 Driving License. That certificate cntitling you to operate vehicle but which you left at home in tn, other coat pocket when the coI asks you to produce 1t and he don mean some time next week.
 Insurance. Without which you'C never think of saying to the in dignant guy who3cf bus you rul ragged, "Yeah, is zat so. well. tr, and collect.
 20 Miles Per Hour. That rate O speed in which the motorist hand the judge a laUgh and himself fine by saying he was travelinj whom he smashed into the rear 0 the chariot in front that was doini 40.
 MARY ANN.