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New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
HONEST ABE SIGNED TT

Champaign. Ill.,. April 24,-When Abraham Lincoln was president. John Marsh brought some land from the government. Lincoln signed tho deed, The land was handed down. together with the deed 10 Marsha son, l.. F.. Marsn. and the deed re- mained in ohscurity until County Highway Snpt, R. F. Fisher. in making a road survey, saw it.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
Truck With Flour Load
 Becomes Mircd in Mud

A Continental Baking company truck containing five tons Of -four in bags became imbedded in red clay at the driveway leading to the Hard ware City Lumber Co. yard on East street extension last night It was necessary to unload the -four to dis lodge the truck. which was tipped sharply and seemed in danger of overturning.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

l, Is said that when railroad con- solda,ions are allowed by the Inter- state Commerc" Commission, -.ooo,- oo0 railroad workers will be ad- versely affected. A good way to bring about hard times IS to o>erdo the efficiency business,
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
2s Fear, Ago Today

The carpet bowls team Of tlsir Douglas. o. g. C.. will % to New Ha. ven tomorrow evening to meet the Coledonian club in \ match for the championship of the state.
 The street committee b framing
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

We haven't mt-rvj,Wed the pub l.a works department about f, but No can say for this august body that street improvements may l., a'- tempted after it stops raining,
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
At last One With lmaxinatiou.

NJ LASH Onc VVN IHtHXIHutVW.
 First Fisherman: What did you get for that big fish you brought in this morning."
 Second Fisherman: Well. the ho- tel steward gave me $50 for the eat ing rights, and l sold the camera rights to rich guest for SeO more."
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Hartford, so 1t Is sad is going right ahrad" with it's water plans The capital city evidently has heard of what Massachusetts is doing,
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

As We sec 1t. ihe difference be- tween an old Democrat and a young Democrat is that the former didn't and the latter never got q chance.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

There are just two kinds of boys: normal ones. and those who don't enjoy destroying things.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

People aren't such a bad lot Nearly always the fool driver who kills a child says he Is sorry
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

A man thinks it poor sport to shoot a bird on the ground. but a woman will capture a 45-year- old widoWer.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

How did primitive man relieve his feelings when there were no doors to slam?
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

A,upst oi the AssOciatrd tress yns A-svctate6 Press is sxcluei>ely sh ;ttsd 10 the !oi rs-pubiiIatiun oi All aews credited to Il ot not o'hetw>- credited tn thlt paper ano s.so 'oca l.v. published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
usn,~v Audit tSuresU vi CtrculAttoe

uephxu Audit tsuress oi ttrcvlnttss lu. A ., A is uatlouSl organization sDich tuinishes ueWspspeIs ano aoNS
 sci. Wltu NrItfIy houeT anaiysA oi .~clItstiun Ouf cIrcuiatlnn stai'stt7s aie rs .ea utntp thip audit lhls iusurs- piu ,aattsn seatnS, fraud 10 newspaper de .li button hsufes 10 both uat'enai ano lIcAi advert tsere
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

In, helad 10 snle dNly ID Ne~ o1k at HutalinSs Newsstand llmee ,auaf,: syhultzs Sewsatanda, Entrance ,rana Central. %-no Street
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
Facts undFancies

Typicsl silver lining: Women don't drive trucks.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Reform is very difficult. Crime hasn't improved any since the bet ter class engaged in it.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

The eni, piontsbls advertising medium tn ,h. City Circulation books and pres =oom slvay, open 10 sd.ertissa
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
Special Notice

The Sunshine Society will give a card party at the Boys Club, Mon- day evening. April 29. The public is invited -ad,t.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Class feeling is the nice thrill you get when your fiivver creeps past d big car on hill.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
Triple Qualifications!

Triple Qualifications! Editor: ''Then you think the new man will make a good reporter?" Assistant: "Yes, he's got the three 'Ns'"
 Editor: What are they?" Assistant: Hes newsy. noisy, and nosy."
 William S. Monsel. Copyright. 1929. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
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GOOD COUNSEL!

UOVTIT NoV NSH@Ls At rainbow's end. you have been told You'll always find pot of gold; Far better than that pot we'll say Is one good hearty laugh day!
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

''If I quit her" the youth says, "lt will break her heart" Thus matrimony becomes a penalty for vanity.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Entered q, the Post once at Nsu est'A's
 ss seceud Claa Maj Astisf.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

mericanism Roasting that you are just as good as anybody; join ing crowd that blocks traffic to watch some celebrity enter hotel.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

end to end, a lot Of iaywalkers would try to squeeze between them.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
My IM.k!

My Uncle Burnet says he misses the American theater 0f Ausustin han and Tony Pastor and Lillian Russell.
 My Uncle Burnet says II was 4 darn shame when the American n theatcr went Ice and Jake and Ah" and Mark and Fannie Brice and Al Jc'son end Irving Berlin.
 My i'rcle Burret gays he wishes he and the American theater were
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

would try 10 squeeze between them.
 ''If I quit her" the youth says, "lt will break her heart" Thus matrimony becomes penalty for vanity.
 Americanism; Roasting that you are just as good as anybody; join ing crowd that blocks traffic to watch some celebrity enter hotel.
 The two classes in Wall Street now are the bulls and the bare.
 Rheumatism doesn't really affect bone. Who ever heard Of rheuma- tism of the head?
 Human nature is the same every where, and tho soda jerker in q cross roads general store feels vastly superior 10 the rube who lives four miles out.
 You can say one thing for home brew. IL gives the bath tub some thing to do between Saturdays. It is estimated that each thousand Of population contains s7 young hopefuls whose parents think theis work just like Bud Fishers 1 There's just 50 much Of every thing; and with Congress in session perhaps there will be less wind else where.
 Perhaps Nature knows her stuff , Dieting to get thin makes the fooisl ones eaSy prey for s.rns, and the sensible survive to preserve the race Why waste sympathy if call money costs 2" per cent? The crap shoot CT gives 5h per cent to the one uht stakes him.
 Correct this sentence: 'I have { big date tonight" said daughter and not single pimple has sp peared on my face"
 (Cepyrigh' 1asA Publishers
 Syndicate)
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Sweetest Of All!

Are tIere any s~e eter words in the English language" musingly in- duired young Prof. Briggs than l love you'?"
 Well" grimiy remarked the old Thinker. T understand that some authorities regard Here's that s1" I owe you.' as about the acme of sat isfactory. If not sweet, sentence"
 Mary Kansas.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

The two classes in Wall Street now are the bulls and the bare.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

t3GO Three Aoutns
 7So . Aosth
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Rheumatism doesn't really affect bone. Who ever heard Of rheuma- tism of the head?
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

back in the days of the Coy Nine ties. Adele Capeln.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Human nature is the same every where, and tho soda jerker in q cross-road, general stere feels vastly superior 10 the rube who lives four miles out
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26
Definition,

1 successful man: one who be liepes nothing.
 \ successful woman: one who be iieVea HO one.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

ccepyrigh' 1asA. Publishers
 Syndicate)
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

You can say one thing for home brew. It gives the bath tub some thing to do between Saturdays.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-26

Why waste sympathy f call money costs 2" per cent? The crap shoot. CT gives 90 per cent. te the one wht stakes him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-25
GUARD IS SLUGGED
IN TRY AT ESCAPE
Car Driver FoiIs Desperate
Attack and Returns Trio
to Dungeon.
b. the Associated Press.

b. the Associated Press.
SAN QUENTIN Prison, Calf, Deem
Der 25.-Three convicts made a des-
perate attempt to escape from the
prison here last night, but were SUBJ
oued after a Scuf1e and placed in soli-
tary confinement
F. E. Stubbe, guard. was struck
over the head with a blackjack and
severely injured.
The prisoners, John Fitch, Hubert
Hancock and A. G. Dome, were being
returned to the prison from the
Superior Court at San Rafael. where
they had been taken for arraignment
on escape charges when the attack took
place. U. A. Smith. superintendent of
prison camps, was driving the automo-
bile returning the prisoners with Dunno
beside him in the front seat Fitch and
Hancock were handcuffed together in
the rear seat, with Stubbe guarding
them. About half way back to the
prison Fitch suddenly drew a concealed
blackjack and struck Stubbe, stunning
him. Smith stopped the car and leaped
upon the prisoners, Subduing them.
The prisoners Christmas fare in the
dungeon will be bread and water.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-25
Plans to Broadcast
King George Speech
AT Farley Are Made
BY the Associated Press.


LONDON, December U.s.
Plans are being made to broad
cast King Georges speech at
the opening of the five-power
naval conference between II am.
and l pm. on January 81, from
the House of Lords. Immediate
ly after his address the King will
surrender the Craftsmanship of
the conference to Prime Minister
Ramsay Macdonald.
The entire two hours of the
broadcastiug (Which will be be-
tween 6 A.rn. and 8 am, Eastern
standard time) will not be occu-
pied by the King, as this time
was allotted In the hope of in
Guiding the Introductory speeches
of delegates from other coun-
tries.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-25

More than $4,000 900 worth of Aneri-
car sawmill and woodworking ma
chinery was exported in the last IL
months.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-25

"Beau Geste Suits and Overcoats not included. The
price Beau Geste merchandise changes.
NO CHARGE FOR ALTERATIONS
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11
Loves Reawakening The Story of Wife's Triumph Over Jealousy
 By ADELE GARRISON

&htlf,' she said, and I saw that she deemed it unWise to press me fur ther just then about the duty she had said was mine. As you say, we've got to figure ont something for Noel, and just now I haven't a single idea rolling around in tn" old dome. Suppose you go over and g,t soue of your Christmas em- hroilery, and I'll haul out my on" domestic accomplishment knitting. Let's present d sweet Victorian do- :aostir picture when cur husbands return from the prize fight"
 Her lips twisted in mjrthful grjmaco, and l laughed as l took carefully wrapped small parcel from my work basket
 ! Domestic Picture
 "I don't need 10 20 any farther than this." said taking from the cloth a white linen handkerchief, one of d dozen which 1 was mono gramming for Dicky, "I never get very far from one Of these things"
 "Al9ays the prudent child" she said, smiling as she came back to Ter chair with her knitting bag. She is inordlnateIy proud Of her "one domestic accomuliShm"nt," knitting. which she learned with much agon- izod effort during the World War when almost every woman was Us in@ th, no"dl"S She never has ailoW1 her rel skill to grow less keen for want of ua.. and all throu"h the year she Enits christ l mas presents in odd moments when she is net worNing furiously or re- la%in@ supin"ly, tn" alternatives with which she fills ter days.
 What are you lonS just now ?' I askcl as she sat down and opened the knitting bag
 Just fimshjn; Mar,'a sweater : she said. "l ha." Marioa's nearly done also"
 You temptrIm '1tal artisto," scoffod. "NoboIy m the world but >ou would start TWO sw-a+,rs at the same time, and lccp them go- ing together"
 ItNt to Ho IltIl IlIdl way. she said. T want to be sure that I don't do one at tn" tAponso of thr other If I keep them both in hand. l cen plan my time and be sure of Inishing both.'
 You dsar,' l said softly. "You mean that you wouldn't finish 'our own c&ild's unless you had Marys done. You surely are --''
 "I'No thought Of just the thnr for Noel" she said hurrieGIy and knew that her dislike Of praise had imp"llad tn" Interruption. I doubt ed very much that any idea had come to her, but also knew hor power of concentration at any nm expected emergency, and I was sure that in aHothr minute she would evolve something practical for tn, young liOlinist about whom We Wcr, SO greatly concerned.
 CCOntinuo1 TomorroW) , Copyright 1929, Newspaper Feature Service, Inc.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11
Talks To 66A2
 GIA4 X I parer,ts
(,N,i~ >iD\S

By Alice Juds)n Peale
 Among certain present day par cnts the wish 70 3o light by their children leads them into strange omissions.
 Having themselves been victims ol narrow uphrin@ing they are bInaly determined that their chil- dr,A shall never know repression" -a worthy wish, but one winch, Un- less illumincd ny ess n ial wisdom aud a sens" Of social necessity, leads to results a appalling as anything Of which our parents generation Was guilty.
 In such homes ordinary courtesy and consideration from child to par ent ar" conspicuously abs mt. There is no dcvolopjag sense of rcSponsi- Ml,ty. From the point of view of social adju.sim mt ;n uphrin9ing which gives everything to the child, hut requires of him nothing in r"- turn. is c,cn nor mistaken than the old fashioned '>.ets of discipline.
 It, Itl ter bL I't'frl llo'I 'IN' VI '''4 ,xpodirnt conformity although at an unnecessarily high price. The former produces an individual who thinks th" world owes him a living and a very good one-an attitude 1 with which tht world, unfortunately for him, will no, fall into line.
 Often the parent Wno rr;rg5 ur ais child in this %ay is one who Es.s the batter of cl.iId psychology 10 justify both himself and his child. Iie dcviscs he most subtle and intricate explorations when tc auycN" willing to uec common sense the situation is IS plain as day.
 In rearing our children it is wei for us 10 bear m minl that We are prcnaring them for a wcrkadal world yhinh talk $ 10 account o. ,Naianatious.
 Our business is 10 help oHr chi! drru meet the world Of reality witt ;ho mumum sacrifice to ,Acil l1upH nGiyiluality.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11
i.r W&> a lat There W3, rn Gouht
 aiO;!t that

never WAS a nor" diseustcd looking lrrlr deg than I'lw Ilr climbed up on the bank and shook himself and looked at Eowsnr II struck him Um rowScr was loohin~ very pleased over somrtHn-. "Wrar is the icl,c:" d,nmndrd Flip rather rIo.sly.
 ~joI.oe" repeated How.vr as f Uo dtdu't understand. "Joha""
 "Yos." replied Flip "You sem to or rbuckune oyer somrthmg.'
 "W"iI if Is rather amu>juS.' To- iu.! Howsrr.
 "waa is anosu4 Flip d. naHlcd.
 "ro s-e you fry 10 catch Jerry ,Iusuaa" replied no-yscr.
 "Who is Jerry MusIaat"" in- 4tr,I Flip.
 "Ta. fellow you h"y~ been rhas- ing gil oy.r fhy smiling Fool" rc- pIud Bousrr
 MN,n'f hnu chasing one frl- Iow; I've b.nI chasing thrrr And 'hoTr" all 1rovno1," snapped Flip.
 Howsrr lageh'l rtah' out "No, lltp,' said En you have been ch%s- ing only one. and that ono is Jerry Mu7krat And ttr wairr Is hi, home When he disappeared he simply swan under water. You nr.rr. uey- . "r will catch Jerry Mushrat unless you ra'ch him out on land. And 'hon. if you take my advice. vol 1 will lrave him alon,"
 "Do you nr"an that that iu' just a eoruuoa. ,y.ry.Ily rat"' ayl, 'd F'in toooan- worry much crest WN.u.
 -t"~sv is 4 l;a'. bat hr ism, ms a oomaon ban u,..' ~rrG.I Eon |.-. "j,rrt is & srntiuaon som dry y""II Eno~ htm better"
 p'o.}r.-ht la-.. T. N. Bqr2rss)
 Tla ""N s'o,.: 'Fpp Is T,ororI introduced"
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11

College suicides, of which so much has been heard in recent years. may usually be traced to dcprcssions resulting from fear and anxiety. Suicidal trends dis covered in time, put the psychia- trist on the qui Nivc and he may be able to avert a tragedy.
 Perhaps the greatest hindrancc to thc development of mental hygiene program has been hos
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11
YOUR HEALTH
BY DIR. MORRIS FISHBEIE Editor Journal of the 2mtr'faA Medical Association and Of lily
 rc;a. the Hcalth Magazine

Mental hygiene work among col lcge students is n interesting ne" development d"5c.i0al ivy Dr. Nlnl- fred Richmond, of Washington. D. C., at a recent meeting of the American Medical Association.
 The mental hygiene movement has grown out of ,h4 psy"holo&lc testing methods Isod in 1h" army during the World War. As the enormous increase in strdonts after the war brought problems that had not existed before, col lcges began to find that mental tests and rating scales were use Iul in advising stud tH-s about their education and their vocational adjustment.
 The derartm>l-s handling this personnel reas2arch uncovered many problems they had not j1- ticipatcd and the psychiatr1St gradually came into tn" picture. i Dartmouth, Nassar and Caiiforni wele mong the first to employ psychiatrists but by 1927 the movement had progressed r rapidly that lt the New England conference on mental hygi"n" in schools and colleges he'd in Bos- ton in the sprilg oG 1927 more than twenty colleges Ind Sccond- ary schools maintaining psychi- atric services were represented.
 In the five years .incc the work began at Nassar 1S5 girls and six teachers have been referred to tn" sychiatrist. Fort .-four girls were found 10 1c suffering from severe nervous disturbances; |" were quite ill with real deprcs- sons; tour had .serlous sex diff. culties; four had definite "Iicida1 tendencies and few minor diffi- cultics that might have led tt serious trouble if they had moi been taken in time.
 The difficulties that bcset col lege students are practically tho same everywhere. Emouona Inalad justments, sex difficulties actual mental and nervous Hines
 and various types of diScipllnar
 problems are the principal trouble } found by the psyChiatrists.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11

tile attitude on the Iart of faculty members of colleges, according to a number of colleges questioned by Dr. Richmond. The psychiatric department must sell itself' to both faculty and students. This it has been able to 10 so success fully that in the institutions where the psychiatric department has been longest established the faculty has almost invariably be- come enthusiastic and co-opera- tive.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11

l. was a long time since B9Wscr the Hound had had so much fun as he was having now. Ill., sat on the bank of the Smiling Pool and watched Flip swim across. On tn" farther side brown head had bon swimming along. Now with Flip etout halfway across. u hroFn cont cd chunky lit T. fellow climbed out on the end of d los and sat there, He was rat. Ther" was no doubt about that II" was du o11 anquain- tance of Bowsor's IHlt he vas stranger to Flip.
 "I wonder if h. has noticed that tail" thought Bowsor. He has caught many a rat in Farmer Browns barn, hut mower ou" with tail like that onr.'
 But Flip hadn't noticed that tail. H. was strainins every muscle to g.t oyor 10 that rock a4 soon #s possible. IT did occur 10 hm that that rat was about jw.rr a* liz as any rat he had eyer ElIvl EU this fact didn't bother him any H. hadn't the Iea@t doubt that br would be able 10 shake this Tai to death. just as h." had so man" ITS. IIo mad almost r,avIi"3 thai rt noW. Splash, The rat haI 3iNnl m'o '.lr water! Flip stopped .&nawlu- .o look for that rat to come up a-lln. He expected to sp. him swim at-at. But he didn't soo any rar MI he saw was the widening cir'Ic+ in 'Lo water uhurr 'h. rr hol d..I. Flip swan ashore ~hara ho rcIl stand anj watch.
 "rhW's quapr houaut F'ip VI don't aoc that .nllo" &E~ao".- l wonder if h. is drowned Ike that other ra'."
 Just then p brown rcaI popped UT right in the mid 'Ir Of th. Srnil- ing i'ool. Flip bH ,<rd and hHua,t Could this be jh. sa u. raf. or was 1t another rat2 II" began to think that the Smiling Pool muer h" full of ratS He ran along Tho Mmh barking. The rat paid no attention 10 nm, bIi N"'li h'I ID tt' l'i- Rock and cl.m pad onf OF IT, ThG was more thI1 rIip could stand Once more h. nl3a- i lu.o fhr "a ter and swan strugat for t'" Hi' Rock. Just as he ,vr 'bnl fl tnc ra dived from thr other s'.,- No' should hay" s""n Flip sru.ar fl eat around that rocl, He v,t 'i"od He had don so mu 1 ~"InmI5 that Inc WAS tired Cf ,onr.., 6idn't take but lau miuu." { swim around that rock. I'ut ~ho he got around there no raj pas l siGdt
 p Flip swami around for q fr' minutes "ad fhcn hn swan back [ 3oin Bowser on the bank. Thor
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11
Herald's Daily Pattern Service
PATTERN 8642 New Britain Herald 15c Practical
Pattern


 The delightful frock sketched to- day, Design S642, is made of print ed silk crepe or satin with dark ground and small gayly color91 flowers.
 The bodice opens in front where d graceful jabot lends dainty finish. inverted pleats give swing and full ness to the skirt.
 Smart, new fabrics have grounds of black bottle green, brown or navy blue, and are printed in tiny patterns of white, maize, beige, vio- let and orange. A sheer velvet would be exquisite for this model, either plain or printed.
 May be obtained only in sizes 36, 3S. 40, 42, fl and 46.
 Size 36 requires 1-2 yards Of 40 inch material.
 This model is easy to make. No drcssmaking experience is neces- sary. Each pattern comes to you with simple and exact instructions, including yardage for every size \ perfect fit is guaranteed.
 Patterns will be delivered upon eceipt of FIFTEEN CENTS G5c) T coins carefully wrapped or lamps. Be sure to write plainly OUT NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER and SIZE wanted.
 THE FASHION BOOK is EFF TEEN CENTS, but only TEN CENTS when ordered with a pat tern. Address all mail ard orders to the New Britain Herald Pattern Department. 243 West 17th Street New York city.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-11

Corsets autumn's latest gesture to tn" return ing feminine modes that emphasz" the princess silhouette.
 Not that they bttu any relation, other than the name to the cOrs.ts of Mothers day. Rather they are as slrplc dainty fitting bits of ac" ribbon an; fine ,roc dp silks designed easily the slender figure of today which needs no roStalnhS as did the figures of yesterday.
 Natural WHisjliHcs are marked in all the new cirdlcs COTS, ttcs and elastic corsets. Some lovely