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The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

girl. I've made the play at the OLD
folks, on the square. The old mans
dead with me. | went to see her one
night and she was out, so | had to
set there for about an hour and hand
him the best | could. Lee me tell
you"
Il never put you next to how | come
10 meet her did /? 1t must "a been
three months ago, a fellow holds me
up for the price of ticket to a foot
tangle on North Clark street. didn't
expect to break in, but when the night
| come, there was nothin' else In sight
so | hot-foots up to said dance. It
was a sucker play, too, becuz | might
a known it'd be a case of a taxi to
get back to the West side, had some
new toys, new pair O. patent leath-
ers and-well, don't like to star N.Y.
self, but l guess | was about as good
as the best, and this crowd up there
was purty-y-y punk; very much on the
hand-me-d0wn order"
~ wash q luIl uleSS uudlI, lueu
asked Miller, laughing
"Oh, NE, oh my! Full dress? think
you had to wear coat in order to get
in. Wy if a guy'd floated in there with
one o. them Clarence outfits they'd "a
hung him across a chandelier. Some
o them was dead tough and the others
was hams. 1t was frosty, too.
couldn't see any folks / knew, so /
stood around on one foot kind O. stall
ing to find an openin'. Finally | see
Mamie over in one corner"
$50 that's her name, is it-Mamie?"
u guess you got past my guard that
time Yes, that's her cute little mon
iker-Mamie. As soon as see her
everything else is off. 1t was a sure
enough case of sunk at first sight. She
was settin' over in the corner, and |
could see that a Johnny-on-the-spot,
with big badge, marked Committee
vas tryin' to make her think she was
with somebody. He danced with her
once or twice, but most o. the time he
had to be out on the floor. He seemed
to be the Tex Richard of the show.
Well, | got friendly with a guy that
was standin' around, the same as my
self, tryiu' to break in, and | says to
him: 81 want you to do me a favor.
Take me over and gil me a knock
down to the queen in the corner He
said he didn't know her. Whats the
diff? | says. Amt you got your nerve
with your Well, he was game. He
took me over and says: Miss Lumyum
and so-and-so,' fakin' 1t as he went,
] want you to shake hands with my
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
Give Grain Supplement
to Animals on Pasture

Should grain be fed to dairy cows
on pasture? Since spring and sum-
mer grass is relatively low in nutri-
ents, COW producing 20 to 30 pounds
OF milk per day must eat about $50
to 300 pounds of grass in order to
get enough feed for her daily re-
quirements. Since this is practically
impossible, a grain supplement must
be given. For COWS producing 20 to
80 pounds of milk per day, a mixture
of the ordinary farm grains such as
oats, corn, wheat bran, and barley
fed at the rate Of / pound Of grain
to to pounds of milk produced per
day will be sufficient. For cows pro-
ducing more than 80 pounds of milk
per day, the ration should contain one
tigh protein concentrate such as cot
ton seed meal or linseed oil meal.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
DR.. CALDWElL'S
THREE RULES

DR.. Caldwell watched the results of
constipation for Al years, and believed
that no matter how careful people are
of their health, diet and exercise, con-
stipation will occur from time to time.
Of next Importance, then, is how to treat
it when it comes. DIR. Caldwell always
was in favor of getting as close to nature
as possible, hence his remedy for consti-
patton is mild vegetable compound. It
can not harm the most delicate system
and is not habit forming.
The Doctor never did approve of dras.
tic physics and purges. He did not believe
they were good for human beings to put
into their system. Use Syrup Pepsin for
yourself and members of the family in
constipation, biliousness, sour and crampy
stomach, bad breath, no appetite, head
aches. and to break up fevers and colds.
Get bottle today, at any drugstore and
observe these three rules of health: Keep
the head cool. the feet warm, the bowels
open. For free trial bottle, just write
Syrup Pepsin," Dept. BIB, Monticello.
Illinois.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
When y0m~
Children Cry
for It

Castoria is comfort when Baby is
fretful. No sooner taken than the little
one is at ease. If restless, few drops
soon bring contentment.' No harm done,
for Castoria is a baby remedy, meant
for babies. Perfectly safe to give the
Youngest infant; you have the doctors
word for that! 1t is vegetable pro-
duct and you could use it every day.
But it's in an emergency that Castoria
means most. Some night when consti-
patton must be relieved-or collie pains
or other suffering. Never be without
1t; some mothers keep an extra bottle.
unopened, to make sure there will al
ways be Castoria in the house. It is
effective for older children, too; read
the book that comes with it.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
MhakesLJe
Sueeteyr

Next time coated tongue, fetid
breath, or aerid skin gives evidence
OF sour stomach-try Phillips Milk of
MagnesiaI
Get acquainted with this perfect an.
u-acid that helps the system keep
sound and sweet. That every stomach
needs at times. Take it whenever a
hearty meal brings any discomfort.
Phillips Milk of Magnesia has won
medical endorsement. And convinced
millions of men and women they didn't
have indigestion" Don't diet, and
don't suffer; just remember Phillips
Pleasant to take, and always effective.
The name Phillips is important; 1t
Identifies the genuine product. milk
of Magnesla" has been the u. S. regis.
tered trade mark of the Charles II.
Phillips Chemical Co. and its pre-
decessor Charles II. Phillips since 1875.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

IN HlLE Artie and his colleagues
=" were at lunch a square enve-
lope of a delicate pink color
had been placed on Artie's desk.
1t was addressed in very blue ink
to Mr.. Arthur Blanchard. Esq.,"
Furthermore, the stamp was placed
upside down on the upper left-hand
corner of the envelope. According to
the code of the stamp Irritation" this
means either write soon" or Il am
longing to see YOU"
Artie no sooner saw the envelope
than he almost gurgled. He knew the
meaning of the upside-down stamp be-
cause he had every kind of education
except the kind you get at school.
"Oh, well, | guess I amt strong on
the North side.' said Artie, as he held
the envelope up to the light. "She
writes a swell letter. don't she? You
might think, to size it up, 1t come
from the Lake Shore drive. She's got
little static in her spelling but then
HAiia SiiS wants W soy etit iSla spu
know"
He opened the letter and read 1t
carefully, occasionally remarking:
Them writer's out in Hollywood get
more than she gets but she is. I'm tell
ing the public my favorite author"
Are you going to let US in on it,"
asked Miller
Am l goin' to broadcast it? Not
l, and again, not Artie. Not in mil
lion years, so don't beg"
Artie took long Whit of the dain-
tily perfumed note.
"This letters for me and I'm the
only boy that gets 'em. too. tell you
hose" he boosted
"Well, you must be solid"
solid? Wy I'm one O. the family.
You couldn't queer me with that little
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
friend, Mr.. Tara ,m-m,' and then he

friend. Mr.. Tara m-m-m,' and then he
ducked."
what was it he called you?"
"He didn't call me nothin' He just
made funny noises, the same as they
always do. She says to me, 4 didn't
keteh the name.' 'Rockyfellow' says.
John D. himself, owner of the Stand
ard Oil works-John d. and don't leave
out the d. I'm in Chicago on little
visit trying to buy up all the oil cans.
That was one of 'em just introduced
me to YOU.
Il asked her for her name and she
give 1t to me-straight. How about
the next dancer l says. She said it
was all right if Mr.. Wilson didn't come
around and claim it. l asked her if
the boy with the badge had her signed
up for all season, and she laughed. |
see that he wasn't anything in her life,
so l just started In. put up the tall
talk, jollied her along, danced with
her three times-well. of course, you
couldn't blame her. sprung them West
side manners o. mine on her and | had
her dizzy. Finally his nibs with the
banner on his chest comes around and
begins to roast her. Sore? You never
see a man so sore. He was wall
eyed
"Why didn't you stop him?"
Il s'pose | didn't show him up, did
|? Bebbe | let him go right ahead
You ought o seen me. put up a bluff
that'd curl your hair. | went right
up to him and breathed 1t right in
his ear. | leaned against him. Look
hereF I says, you leg right away
from here. We don't like your line.
If you open your face to this lady
again tonight I'll spread you all over
the floor, an stop the dancin.' Did he
go? Well, should say yes. He took it
on the lam"
Didn't she get mad?" asked young
Mr.. Hail. who had become intensely
interested.
what, after he'd weakened? He
was out O. the picture, then and there.
She said she didn't know what she'd
do, because he'd brought her there and
per pa-pah would be crazy if she went
runnin' around the street by her lone
lies. 1t seems that her father and
mother is most particular about her. |
took her home, but not all the way.
She stopped on the corner and said
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
phillips
L Milk
of Magnesia
Tomato Accident

Little Sally, age five, said to her
mother: DO you 'spose we will have
any more of those tomato accidents 2"
Unable to think of anything that re-
sembled such a catastrophe, her moth.
er asked what she meant. She said:
why don't you member when that
rain and wind knocked down all those
houses and killed those people?"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
Paws to Have system

Have time and place for every
thing and do everything in its time
and place, and you will not only ac-
complish more, but have more leisure
than those who are always hurrying,
as If vainly attempting to overtake
time that has been lost.-Tryon Ed
wards.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
For Mosquito Bites, Sting of Bees
and Venomous Insects
HANFORD'S BALsAM OF MYRRH
Money back for first bottle If not suited All dealers
Growth of Human Hair

The average rate of growth of hu.
man hair on the head varies from half
an inch to one inch q month. The
rate of growth is greatest between
twelve and thirty years, and dimin.
isles after the age of fifty.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

At Jonesboro, Ark, while the fire
department waited seven minutes for
train to clear a crossing the Mere
dith store was badly damaged by fire.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

Red Cross Ball Blue should be used
In every home. 1t makes clothes white
as snow and never Injuries the fabric
ALI good grocers.-Adv.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
British Columbia

The mainland of what is now Brit
ish Columbia was made a colony and
called British Columbia in 1858. Prior
to that it was known as New Gale.
donia.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
For the Sick-Room

Blue flowers are the best for sick
room. They soothe. Red should not
be used; they induce restlessness.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
Look Like Small Things

When a man has come to the turn
stiles of Night, all the creeds in the
world seem to him wonderfully alike
and eoloress.-Kipling.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
1t Amt Human Not Tol

Hes wall-eyed liar"
What makes you think that?"
lie says when he is in front seat
no matter how reckless the driver is,
he never tries to put on the brakes"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
Never Again

She (passionately)-Will you ever
love another, dearest?
He (wearily)-No, never, If | get
out of this affair Montreal Star.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
Fable

The old fellow was ninety-four and
told reporters he didn't attribute his
longevity to any particular diet.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

The gifted person also may have
taking way.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

Realism in painting invariably fails
to exhibit a farmer sweating.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

Nothing excuses bad manners, not
even candor.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

Haste and waste more than rhyme.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30

IT'S folly to suffer long from nett
ritis, neuralgia, or headaches when
relief is swift and sure, with Bayer
Aspirin. For 28 years the medical
profession has recommended it. It
does not affect the heart. Take it
for colds, rheumatism, sciatica,
lumbago. Gargle it for sore throat
or tonsilitis. Proven directions for
its many uses, in every package.
All drug stores have genuine Bayer
Aspirin which is readily identified
by the name on the box and the
Bayer cross on every tablet.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-05-30
ARIIE
His Adventures
In Love. Life and the Pursuit
of Happiness
By GEORGE AIDE
Artie and Mamie

M 1HILE Artie and his colleagues
w were at lunch square enve-
lone of q delicate mink color
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STABLES IF SOLOMON
 DUE FOR DESTRUCTION
 IN PORTLAND AREA

CHICAGO, June ', (P)-King Solomon's stables here in Bibli- cal days he kept the fine Egyptian steeds he obtained when he mar ried a pharaohs daughter, soon are to be destroyed in. the search for further evidence of lost civiliza- tiOnS.
 Discovered last summer by the Megiddc expedition of the Univer- sity ol Chicago, vestiges of still earlier kingdom, a city of wealthy Canaanite kings, have been found below their level
 Everything of scientific value found in the stables has been care fully surveyed and all possible data have been obtained, the expedition leaders assert.
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JACKL| INC SAYS COPPER
 ID HOLD PRESENT LEVEL

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, June ', P)-Colonel Daniel Jackling, presi- dent of the Utah Copper Co.,, and the Nevada Consolidated Copper Co.,, says that consumption of cop per during the past five months definitely indicated that there was no production of the metal.
 The increased demand for copper products, he said, gave assurance that the industry would maintain itself lin highly prosperous con- dition. He believed the price would hold at around 18 cents a pound for some time
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STANFORD CAPTURES
 INTERCOLLEGIATE MEET

PHILADELPHIA, June ', (P)- Small in number but great in ac- complishment, the 14-man track team from Stanford captured tie intercollegiate championship for the third time with 43.5 points.
 Southern California was second with 21. Phil Edwards of New York won the half mile in 1:51 breaking Ted Meridit's record of one minute, 53 seconds.
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LEGA[ NOTICE

IN THE UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE FOR THE JUNEAU LAND DISTRICT AT ANCHORAGE, ALASKA.
 In the Matter of the Application of the ALASKA PACKERS ASSOCIATION, cor poration, for Patent under Sections 2306 and 23o7 Revised Statutes to tract of land as a Soldiers Additional Homestead embraced in U. s. Official Survey No. 1882. Serial No. 0641O. Notice of Application for Patent.
 ALASKA PACKERS ASSOCIATION. a corr poration organized under the laws of Cal ifornia, whose principal office is at III Cali fornia Street, San Francisco, California has filed application Serial No. O6410 for pat ent under and by virtue of Sections num- bers 2306 and 1907 Revised Statutes of the United States, assignee of William D. Reynolds, for tract of land embraced in U. S. Official Survey No. 1882, situate on the east shore of Kvichak Bay, Territory of Alaska. approximately 1, S-4 miles nor therly from Cape Suwaroff in latitude 5s deg. min. % sec. w.. and more partic- uIarly described as follows. to-wit:
 whence U. s. L. M No. sl5 bears
 N. deg. A min 52 sec. E.. 1s4.49
 chains distant; thence by meanders
 along the shore of Kvichak Bay from
 Corner No. M. c. as follows:
 (D $. deg. % min. w. 100 chains
 (2) s. deg. 25 min. w 12.59 chains
 (3) s. deg. 30 min. E.. 3.60 chains
 tD s. 37 deg. 4S min E., 30 chains
 (5) S. deg. B min. w., 2.10 chains
 (6) s. deg O6 min. E., 2.9O chains
 to corner No. 2 M. C.: thence K. 38. %
 chains to corner No. 3; thence 23.1S
 chains to corner No. A.: thence w.
 38.73 chains to corner No. M O., the
 place of beginning, containing an
 area of 89.73 acres'
 Any and all persons claiming adversely any of the above. described land should file their adverse claims with the Register of the United States Land Office at Anchor age, Alaska, within the period of publica- tion thirty days thereafter, or they will be barred by the provisions of the statute.
 J. Lindley Green. Register First Publication May 20, 1929. Last Publication August F. 1929.
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TAKING LIBERTIES

WASHINGTON, June T, (P)-Sou- venier hunters have become so ag- qressive in visits to the Presidents hora in Palo Alto that guards have been appointed to ward off visitors. Some tourists even clipped rose bushes and took chips from the stone wall.
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ENERGY NEEDED IN COMPANIES

The longer I live. the more deep ly I am convinced that that which makes the difference between the weak and the powerful, the great and insignificent-is energy; in vincible determination, a purpose once formed and then death or vic- tory. u. Powell PuXton.
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SENTENCE HELD UP

GAINESVILLE, Ky, June 8.P1- The Is year sentence imposed on Carl Mahan, six-year- old who mur- dered his eight-year-old chum, has been held up by ruling that the judge imposed an unusual sentence and had exceeded his authority in hearing the case.
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LOST LITTLE TIME

NEW PORT, R. |, June T, (P)- Mrs. Catherine Hamersley Drayton married c. Whitney Carpenter one hour after her divorce from Henry Drayton became effective. The cou- pie are socially prominent.
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BONANZA QUICKSILVER

The Bonanza Quicksilver Mining Co.,, plans the early erection of a
 5 by 72 foot rotary furnace, accord Ing to Manager J. w. Wenzel of Su.herlin, Ore.
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DIRTY WORK

OTTAWA, June ', (PD-A series of explosions in the city sewer system killed one person and injured a score Of others and tore up miles of streets.
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Nothing could be sadder than a man without a country" said the school teacher.
 Except a country without a man." chirped up a pretty girl in the back of the room.
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EASTMAN KODARS AND PHO- rOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES. Schaller. CTS Alaska Shop
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SEATTLE BRICK k,E CREAM ALL NEW FLAvORS--PINTS AND QUARTS. CANDY COTTAGE
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Fresh local killed veal at CARS TENS MEAT MARKET.
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For Dressmaking see Margaret over the Blue Shop.
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Merchants lunch from 12 to 2 o'clock at the Union Cafe for soc.
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REPORTED FAVORABLY

WASHINGTON, June '. (P)- The Senate Agricultural Commit tee reported favorably on the Nor ris resolution providing for a governmental operation of Muscle The committe condemned the power trust" for it's oppos- ition to the plan.
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Fresh local killed veal at CARS LENS MEAT MARKET.
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T certainly wish I had thought twice before I married you" snap ped Wifey
 "I'd have been satisfied if I had thought just once," retorted friend Hubby
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PURE UNADULTEKATED ICE 'REAM 50 c. PINT $1.OO A QUART. Schallerer's Alaska Shop.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-10-13

Hall subscribed by the D. C. at the last
Continental Congress. The chairman
told Of the generosity Of two chapters
that had enabled the District to make
the first payment. The chapters also
were asked to send in contributions
for the charter members chair, SUBJ
Scribed by the State conference in honor
of the % then living charter members
Of the N. 8. d. A. r. residing in the
District of Columbia. 1t was reported
that Mrs. Helmick'S platform chair and
the State officers chair had been paid
in full Miss Colt, the representative
of Elizabeth Jackson Chapter, an
nounced the gift by that chapter of
blue and gold lobby chair costing $3.50
in honor Of their deceased regent, Mrs.
Augustus Heaton. After greetings by
the State regent, Mrs. David B. Cald-
well, the meeting adjourned.
The Major L'Enfant Chapter held its
first meeting of the year Monday at the
home Of the regent, Mrs. A. N. Baggs,
1924 Ashmead place northwest. The
early part Of the evening was devoted
to the reading OF reports by the Officers
and various committee chairman, after
which Mrs David D. Caldwell, regent
her plan for budget. Mrs. Caldwell
also told Of spending the day locating
and examining nailestOpes.
American Eagle Chapter held its nrstl
meeting of the season October at the
home of the regent. Mrs. Edwin j. Ryan.
Mrs. Irene v. II. Crisp and Mrs. Lau-
rance H. Riggles assisted the hostess
The names Of three new members were
proposed and voted into membership in
the chapter. At the close of business
the members and their guests adjourned
to an evening OF entertainment ar
ranged by the hostesses.
The Judge Lynn Chapter met at the
home of Mrs. Donald M. Earll, 5045
Reno road, Tuesday evening, October /.
Miss Louise Foster, Mrs. Harry B. Gauss,
Mrs. Selby B. Hardwick and Miss Vir-
GINA Price assisted the hostess. Mrs.
G. c. Haig, regent, presided. Miss
Corita Hunter of the committee on ma
tional defense spoke Of the horrors of
communism and Of its subtle methods
Of attack upon school and college stu
dents. Mrs. Jester Of the Sons and