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The Kusko times., 1929-06-15
HOOVER. EXPRESSES HIMSELF r
 ON LAW ENFORCEMENT

NEW %YgRK.E-Here are; some pun gent expressions used by President Hoover in his law: enforcement ad- dress at the, annual Luncheon of the Associated Press:
 If a la wis wrong, lts rgid enforce mentis the surest guaranty of its re- peal If a Ia wis right, it's enforce ment is the quickest method of com polling respect for it.
 "No individual has..the Eght to de termine~ what law shaakbe obeyed and what law. shall be- enforced. ..,- -'- Respect for law and disobedience to law does not distinguish between federal and state laWs-it is a com mon conscience.
 ~ ''In- our. desire, to- be. merciful the pendulum has swung in favor of the prisoner and away from the. protec- tion of society.
 'The- sympathetic mind zss of. the American peiple in it's over concern about those who are in difficulties has swung too far from the. family of the murdered to the, family of the mur- derer.S
 :< "If, instead. of the& glamorons, -.ro- monce and heroism which our Amer ican,imaginative minas,too frequently throw around those VITO. break. the law, we. would. invest4.with a little TO-
The Kusko times., 1929-06-15
CONSISTENCY, THOU ART. A
 JEWEL.
Steward Gateway.1

Steward >Gateway.t
 If lthers are any godssin Mars or whimsical imps sitting on the edge of Saturn giving us~the once over, they must get wonderful kick out of America-r.Give them a straweto chew or andaa stove to spit at and this is about; what they're saying,
 Now take. Old Man. Kellogg. He got all then< there nations. to. sign up toiagree not to fight and afte rhe gets home. by jinks, Congress backs him up with4five cruisers.
 And then. on. the. other hand, we 1on't swant> to interfere around this western hemisphere SO just to show how much we don't we, send marines to'Nicaragua, let the civil authorities of Mexico have explosive guns. and dynamite and don't, give lem to any body else.
 Then again wereot through hurn- ing witches in Salem 300 years ago. but just to show we can be up to date we start shooting each other in Penn sySania- because a ,voedoo doctor tells 1st to-.
 Then we have S60. some. chuEches saying the Bible was the fundamental word and man never was or newer coah-. bes a. menkey,s, ana~~860. odd. churches spending millions in great edifices. where some s heavy-looking person can get-up- and say man, is and always was a monkey, but if he folds his hands and closes his.eyes and but tons his collar in the back, he'll final ly1get to a race course where. mon keys are entirely excluded.
 Then whi2e everybody was 5 mixed up in the-last- great war. the-real pa. trfots kept the home, fires burning by slipping over .r the, 18th amendment and have ,been ehertingsabout. it eyer
The Kusko times., 1929-06-15
END OF INTERNAL
 TIONAL-HIGHWAY WOULD BE =
 EASY, SAYS MAJOR ELLIOTT

Speaking about the projected inter- national highway, Major Malcolm EEL fott, of the Alasssa Road Commission. declares the, Alaska end of it would be easy. Any. time road through British Columbia and Yukon Terri. tory, touches the international bound ary line t can. be assumed that au Alaska road,-will be the1e to meet it, :" he stated. s'Whateversroute is select red, the American road meeting the Canadian road. will leads. to Fair. banks"
 It is his opinion2that if the Donlin- ion government at.OttaWa takes an interest in the, appropriation the, problem woala be- simple, as ample fun1s could tlsen be.seeured to push it threugh,..
 "The. elimination of this, project des ~pends almost entirely on the action taken in Csaada,"". declareds Major Elr tlott. "The rroject>would be of vast benefit to both Alaska and Canada. The roadawaulde ebe@ open. sen,e2, thras months out Of every year, and cer- ~tainly many people .would come~over it for .ecreatjonal and business pnr-. poses.
 "A large part of the agitation ,ins favor of the road has been fostered. 'ard put ovel.. by Donald MacDonald, assistant supe rintendent of, the Alas4 ka Roada Commission, and his action in this matter has the approval of the Commission We are ready and will ing to co-onerata in every practicable ways" !"
The Kusko times., 1929-06-15

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The Washington times., 1929-08-28

"a course in patent law leading
to the degree of master of patent
law is also offered.
Practice training is the aim
of the school. the instruction
being a combination Of text
cooks and case book methods.
The freshmen class participates
actively in debates under the
guidance of a faculty adviser.
and Junior students are required
to take part in the work Of the
practice courts which are con-
Quoted under the rules of the
Supreme Court of the District
Of Columbia.
Classes meet daily from 5:15
to Z p. m. except Saturdays
when debating and practice
courts are held from to p.
m. The alumni association and
local chapters Of the national
legal fraternities afford social
activities for the student.
The Washington times., 1929-08-28
College of LalU Term
Set to Begin Sept. Is

The Washington College of
Law announces that the regular
Fall term will open on Septem-
ber Is. This will be the thirty
fourth annual opening.
This school has established it.
self as one of the leading educa-
tional institutions if Washington
since its foundation. and it
graduated the largest class in
its history last June. The pre-
sent large enrolment is an in
dicatien that the year will set a
new high record.
The college occupies it's own
large building at 1000 G ST. The
: class rooms are large and bright.
each witt capacity for 100
students. A tea room, club room
and a uD-to-date liabary of over
3.009 volumes are at the use of
the student body.
The college was organized in
1896. in, response OF the desire
on the part of women TO enter
the legal profession. At that time
law colleges in Washington re-
fused to admit women as stu
dents. Appreciating the hard
ships encountered in gaining for
themselves recognition~ in the
legal world, two women. Mrs.
Ellen Spencer Mussey and Mrs.
Emma NJ. Gillett. founded the
Washington College of Law, des-
tined to let down the bars Of
prejudice and open the doors of
equal opportunities in the study
OF law.
While Incorporated primarily
for women, 1t has always been
eO-educational. as well as non sec.
tarian. and men as well as women
have enjoyed the advantages of
lts efficient faculty and excellent
courses. of study, attaining for
themselves positions of distinction
In many fields.
The three-year course leading
to the degree of bachelor of
laws gives the student thorough
training in the fundamental
principals of American juris-
prudence. A four-year course in
post graduate work leading to
the degree of master of law. and
The Washington times., 1929-08-28

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The Washington times., 1929-08-28

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The Washington times., 1929-08-28

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The Washington times., 1929-08-28

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White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Irees Dom, Freeze

Notwithstanding the popular belief
that trees freeze In The winter. scien
titic investigation hus proved accord
Ing to u Relic Isle forester. TINT the.
cannot freeze bui remnin dnrtlmni
during the winter much like certain
wild nniinuls Every dny ~ So some
one asks about the trees freezing
word Sap circulation sto;,s IN the
winter ind the cells renmin irnctjve
The SAT- cunIpals and prevents frery
ing else HE tree would die. Some
times frost will split a tree trunk
open but this IL due 10 cont rmciion
ind expansion aud not TO freezing
detroit News
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
CHAPTER XVI
Jailed in Fiji

Our arrival as prisoners was the
event of the year at Snva. the cap
ltal city of the Fiji islands. Our cup
ture was the only warlike happening
that had come along In those parts
to break the monotony OF life IN the
dreary South Seas. The newspaper
got out iurid special edition filed
with narrowing account of the CAP
ture of the captain and part of the
crew of the desperate raider, the Seq
adler. II gave the hour when we were
expected to reach Suva. So q huge
crowd. THAT Is, huge one as crowds
60 In Fiji, had gathered at the pier
to look us over. A company of infan
try lined both sides ot the approach
to the pier with buynnets fixed The,
certainly we're comic-oI,eru looking
lot in tlleir hot weather knee (,ants
During our march down tile street
between the gauntlet of baynlets ana
the crowd behind them. ilaIt-east.
fellow, seeing US unarlned ana help
less. stepped forward and spaI in the
face of one Of my boys. jumped out
OF line and gave him blow straight
from the shoulder that sent him down
In heap His friends had to carry
MIN away. ! had acted on the i'm
pulse of the moment and expected Il.
De run through with baynnet hui
the officer In command of the soldiers
shouted:
SERVES him right Good for you
!" Then addressing hInlseIf to
the crowd. he added: 'These nier,
have done nothing to deserve such
treatment" He said II as though he
meant II. too That Engisilman was
Q real fellow. tell you.
We were promptly questioned
Where were the Spea,llef and the re
mainder of Its crew. Of course. ms
boys kept MUM |. on the other hand
invented story about accidcntnlly
getting separated from the rest. vic
were still aboard the Seeadler-where,
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Life looks rosy for him
Health worth more
than fortune

TIME baby to be cnvicd is the one
IL who is born with an inheritance
of perfect health, to begin with.
And who's lucky enough to have a
mother who knows how to build
up this fortune.
Perhaps I'm old-fashioncd," she'll
say to the doctor who pronounces
her child physically 1909 at a baby
show, but this health certificate
means more to me than all the stock
certificates in the world. If my baby
grows up strong and we'll, I'm will
ing to leave it to him to make a
career and fortune for himself.
ALREADY I'm teaching him the value
of Irregular habits. Regular sleep, reg
ular meals, regular functions. He's
never once been off schedule, not
even when he was cutting teeth or
travelling to the country. make
sure of that by giving him Nujol
regularly"
Nujol works so easily and naturally
that it won't upset a baby under
any conditions. 1t keeps everything
functioning properly. 1t not only
prevents any excess of body poisons
1--WE all have thcm) from forming
but aids in their removal. 1t is safe
and sure. Nujol was perfected by
the Nujol Laboratories, 2 Park
Avenue, New York.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Bird "Alarm Ciocks.n

Living ..l,,rIn clocks are quite the
thing in Liberia. The little pepper
bird tnkes It upon himself to wake no
the Iiherinns every nmrning. Pos.
sibly the bird Is aware that III, mn.
lives cannot have the regular SORT of
alarm clocks because the climate
takes all the alarm out Of them-and
life. too.
The pepper bird simply cannot stay
still when the sun comes up He fiut.
ters to tlie housetops. fences and
nelghboring trees uiterfng his shriil.
excited calls. which have come TO
mean "Gef up" The natives. and the
whites ms well. can count ON him, for
he hns been found to he Dependable
lie has been timed and checked and
II WIS found thni his waking cries did
not vnry more than three minutes
from dry TO day. During the hot part
of the day the bird disappears In the
wOOds.-I'athfinder Magazine.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

The most beautiful clock In Eng
land is said to be found in the Brit.
lsli museum. II Is believed to hive
been made by Pope Sixtus v, that
pontiff. brought up las some tell)
swlneherd. who amused when he
reached the holy see such treasures
as eclipsed the wealth of Europe; to
whom much of the magnihcence OF
Rome is owed.
Three stories high II stands, telling
on its dIals the fast days. the signs
IT the Zodiac. the motions of the sun
and moon In their course. Resides
the minute dial u chpruh raises u
sickle as the hour strikes. while his
neiglbor turns IN hOur-glass over.
But you will need all your eyes for
the tupmost story. divided into four
bale, MED tiers On the loves! the
gods of tile days of the week pass
slowly round Above. the Virgin and
t'hild are seated before wln,in an
gels make Obpisnnce rs they pass by
Y ,xt, the four ages Of man strike the
r,unrters on bell On the tnpmOsf
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

And the colors stay in through
wear and washing!
Here's the reason. Diamond
Dyes contain the highest quality
anilines money can buy. And it's
the anilines that count! They are
the very life of dyes.
Plenty of pure anilines make
Diamond Dyes easy to use. They
go on evenly without spotting OF
streaking. Try them next time
and see why authorities recon-
mend them; why millions Of women
will use no other dyes.
You get Diamond Dyes for the
same price as ordinary dyes; 15c,
at any drug store.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
A FAMILY
DOCTORS LAXATIVE
IS BEST
kept still.

Your health is too importantl
You cannot afford to experiment
with your delicate bowels when
coated tongue, bad breath, headache,
gas, nausea, feverishness, lack of
appetite, no energy, etc, warn of
constipation. This applies not only
to grown people, but more particu-
larly to children. That's why a
family doctors laxative is always
the safe choice.
DR.. Caldwelps Syrup Pepsin is
prepared today under strict labora-
tory supervision from fresh laxative
herbs and other pure ingredients,
and exactly according to DR.. Cald-
wells original prescription.
Today, millions of families rely
on DR.. Caldwell's judgment in the
selection of their laxative. For
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, in
bottles ready for use, sold in all
drugstores, is now the largest SELL
ing laxative in the worldl
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Keep Irving

JOhn-Tlerp's one man In this town
who insists OH darting out IN front Uf
my cur then glnrine nj me when he
gets onto the sidewalk.
Joe-And looks injured. I siiplose7
John-Well. er. no Hut he Will
soon, II ! hnve any luck
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

Little Mury uIi,'sI six years old
nnie home from Kindergarten all
thrilled iIupIdl! saying:
II modelled IN ella, iodny mother. :
Well. Mary" said mother, "What
lid you mukeT
ooh mule the Statue Of Liberty"
'Why dear" said mother. "you new.
~ saw the Statue of Liberty"
IL know thut." replied Mury II
lust nude II anyway and put pipe
In his mouth"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
LITERAL TRUTH

Theatrical agents sometimes have to
be rather cruel. One day some.
what faded woman called to apply
for the position of chorus girl.
SORRY" said the agent, tactfully;
"yOu're too late"
The applicant burst out In abuse,
ending with, II don't believe I'm too
late at ALL"
"Oh, yes, you are" said the agent
"About fifteen years."
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

Clock Made for Pope Marvel of Ingenuity

balcony Death comes forward at the
hour and strikes bell. the figure of
Our Lord retreatlng meanwhile.
Growing 1t all beautifully nodded
cock pcrches on the dome; and when
the chimes have rung he flaps his
wings and crowsi
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Between Two Forces

Higgins peewe seems such an even
ly balanced fellow.
Virgins He should be. In business
the profiteers hold him up and at
home his wife holds him down.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Think of Thi.

young reporter WIS being called
to account about I'M interview with
champion pugIllst.
"a lot OF stnff about his weight
reach and what not" stOrmed the
sporting editor mot word about
his fayOrite poem"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
A Public Servant

Thief hope you win lie ienient
with me your worship. ] have good
many dependent upon me for their
support.
Aaglst rate-Children?
Thief-No. your worship; detectives
-Blnckpool Times
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Service

Guest-'rlIs steak Is so thin that ]
can read through II
Wniter--Yes, sir. What do you
wish to rend?-Detrolt News
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
For Best Results
in Home Dyeing
You can always

You can always
give richer, deep
er, more brilliant
colors to faded or
out-of-style dress
es, hos e, coats,
draperies, etc., with
Diamond nvna
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Coming Across

"'The Slowpays are home from Eu.
rope. They came across In five days"
ut must have taken some expert
pressure to make thar deadheat come
across in less thun ninety days"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Sock. Don, Fit

"My wife and daughter have gone
IN for this darnfool ankle sock fad,
but l have one consolation" remarked
the married man.
"Yeah? What's that?" asked his
bachelor friend.
my socks are too large and too full
of holes for them to ever want to
swipe," he replied.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Fabric of Dream.

Hasn't Helen got on n spiritun,
dressi"
"What do you mean. spirifuaif'
swell, there isn't much materia,
ahOnf IT,"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Perfect Service

"('an you recommend the insurance
company witt, which you are insured
against uccidcntsw
RATHER! ! have been insured ter
years and never had mn accident"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

Just try Nujol for your baby. Give
it to him regularly for the next three
months. See lift doesn't make things
much easier for both of you. Ger
tainly it could do no harm - for
Nujol contains no drugs or medicine.
Your druggist carries it, Be sure you
get the genuine. Sold only in sealed
packages.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Ju.t Pardner.

pretty good Arm ,s Watch h Waite
And another Is Attn. Early Il l.ayte.
And still another is boo Il Dsiret
But the best Is probably Grim & Bar
rett
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

The United States bureau of fish
cries is conducting an intensive study
Of marine products as feedstuffs for
farm use.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
COOKBOOK FOR 2 NEEDED

Young Husband Emma, the food
doesn't taste right. Why don't you
make use of the cookbook gave you
yesterday?
Young Wife-My dear boyl can't
do that. You see, there are only the
two of us and all the dishes described
are calculated to serve six persons.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
More Recent Experience

Etaon--I know that girl well. She
sat ON my lnp when she was little.
Shrdlu--I know her better. She sat
ON my lap last night.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
A Dangerous Pair

Mrs. Pryer-The .Ioneses are always
running somebody down.
Mrs. Guyer-Both of them?
Mrs. Pryer-Yes, both of them. lie
with his car, and she with her tongue
New Bedford Standard.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
A Poor Excu.s

Her Father-Wh! were you not at
the lecture this evening?
She-I have an excuse.
Her Father ". yes. ! saw It.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Hits the High Spots

Willle-"I'i, what Is n grasshop
PERI" Pa-"That dull lawn mower Of
ours fudge.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

II believe she's figuring Old doing
away with her husband"
wouldn't doubt 1t. Why she's got
him worn to a frazzle now"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

Some grown folks are harder to
amuse than some babies.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Tho Brute

"What. does he like for his break
fast?' Anything I haven't got in
the house!"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
Back to Earth

The aviator scars on high
Afar from mortal sight.
We still encourage him to fly
BIT how's he going to light?
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

II Wasn't Her Fault
entirely without reason.
She-I always leave things as find
them.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04

". N. v, PORTLAND. NO. ao--,s2a
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1929-10-04
BAYER ASPIRIN

Wars Frat Victim7
It is believed that the first boat sunk
In the World war was the San Wilfri.
do British ship sunk by mine, Au.
gust B. 1914.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-05-17
British Bid For
Market In Spain
At Barcelona Fair

LONDON. MAY 18. -;Pp-BritIan
will make a strong bid for trade In
Spain az the Barcelona Inter-
national Exhibition which the King
Of Spain viii open on May 10.
Officials at the London head
quarters Of the exhibition say that
British firms are fully alive TO the
possibilities.
British displays at Barcelona will
include artificial silk. cinemato-
graph machines, gramophone. office
fittings. optical instruments, motors,
industrial machinery and textiles.
Birmingham ami coventry will be
strongly represented in the motor
section and Bradford. Leeds. Man
chester. Sheffield and DOncaster
In the textile. steel, and machinery
sections.
up to the present. United States
firms have scored by enterprising
methods Of craftsmanship" said an
official az London headquarters OF
the exhibition. but there il always
a demand for British goods. which
r recognized as OF 1.-THE highest
quality. We intend 10 give Spain
what ii wants.
Extensive schemes are being un-
dcrtaken In Spain for the devel-
opment OF railways. irrigation. ny
draulic and electrical power. harbors,
docks. and highways. We have un-
exceiied goods 70 meet these needs.
The Barcelona Exhibition will