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Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15

ears. But just then Nurse Jane
came out ON the porch and said;
" oh. dear,
s.What's the mattcr?' asked
Uncle Wiggily.
"It's the dostin1'" sighed
Nurs, Jane. "IHI never st the
dustjng done in tme for com.
paHy.'
All, Here is whore ! can
halp," moocd tine COW. "lt do a
favor for Nurse jan I'd is the sam.
.s ii did it tor te.r N.-g'i...
50 the cow ladz ua5.i backward
up to am open window or the
haugarw, thrust le tain n>ide
and switched it around until the
eaa, which WIS libr ha~a, had
dastel ail the furnitUr. nice and
rl.aa for company.
..Oh, tlmt >5a,'" said Cocla
Hls-ijy. "rlaj WI, rrm tNor y
And jr IN. go'd fish viii holy
.ac nry bird ing THE pussy cat
IL -'e,p, l'U ten YOU u.>t about
lHea Njg.i'H aud tie ~al ual
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15

0.a ~. time ). ~.a.3ad ua.:
-s..o, Moo. Neo!
.GH. IT,. 1t eset' cried Jnre
Hi-4.r and, standing n.o' The
~ie. tauc.. le .aA. l.a"n animal
ulta Iom~. "II1lH. ra".d H..
.saGa in Il fr-sn1.s votra. Nv
aso., zou Walk around tn. I.s.d
ma eat green grass, 5. E. 80
#4i.- mln, of it."
because, answered t0, COWS 5a
her deep voice, II cant. Ny tod
IS caught fast in tn. n.c '.us.
aud / can pun il loo,c without
hm'-n- myself very mDeh. waS
switching flies of my ba.h VITA
ms tajl whyn swung it toe t-r
aud If caught i'm the fence. ! cau y.
turn around to loosen Il N.'u MY
horns. and ! don't know what "a
do.
"I'1 help y,H. said Uncle
Wig..ty. kindly. III, hllped closer
ia n. fnur.. The long hair- ou th.
.o# tail w,r, tangled a.ouud ID
low wire and it did not take th'
rabbit long to untan-Ie tu.m, i
fr,e at a Time, "a, Nou taDr thr
knot, out Of % string. soon tN" cov
#dE's tail was free and she could
switch it at flies again,
"Taank you, So murA,' moo,d
the COW. "rhat was grra. favor
Dnle Wi5gily. which you did for
me, and | should iiaa to do one for
You.
My tail isn't a- long e. yours
and never ct, tau4ld ou 81 win.
.eHcc. thank yog, - said th. Ebbi5
with laugh.
"WeN. th.u," moo.d III. c.w
III win wais along with y"u and
# Bad Chap trtr, to catch you
I'll switch my tail ut him and
tickle Uim So he WiH un anar.' -
"TAmf you, >a.d uuo, VIZ
gi,r. 80 the cow lady walked along
brsida him but they met Go bad
rlap~ at whom ,aa could switch nar
tictliuy tail and soon ~n and
rnrl Wi44i!y wnra Il. tha hausa-
JOSS.
..Doar mc," uoaed ,. co@.
- hay.u't Z had ~ cHau~a 20 DO y,a
oven Ittly ha' + favor.
$50 matter,' sid Nr. Long
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
FATAL CAR CRASH

PASADENA, 'tlif, April - Up)
+ George bc Mmaco, 2t. 81 Sierra
Madrn died in hospital ha.a No.-
lrula~ "a hor '.nr after i. was
}iunod under an automobile drjsn
h} Robert Drumwoud, l>, III Pasa.
deu9 Drummaud f., gar enIlidrd
with another macMuc De Malaro
f"rmuy resided io Cleveland, ..
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

\ quiet little wedding was held
at the home of Rev. w. NJ. platt on
He'll avenue uniting Miss Ora Van
Horn to Robert Shell Of san Luis
Obispo. The Van Horns are pioneers
of the valley and 4 large g~oup OF
friends appeared at the station to
congratulate the Young cou"ie and
% bid them farewell.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
TEN YEARS AGO
April Is, 1919

The Imperial Valley Milk Pro
duccrs' Association acquired site
in the industrial section here to-
day and plans for the carly cree
ton Of a creamery, to cost in the
ucighhorhood OF Sl5o,ooo.
rcrcjy Thacker is TO be operated
upon today in Los Angeles, the
operation being very delicate one
in which u pieca Of shin bore Will
he grated in the. arm.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
Bedtime Stories
By HOWARD E. GARIs
Copyright, 1928, by Mcclurs
Newspaper Syndicate
UNCLE WIGGILy AND THE
COW S TAIL

. Uncle WiG-i'y, Unela VIZ
.ilv,'' called Nurse Jane tuzzr
Wulzy al Ire foot Of the ~t.aes Ia
lbc hollow stump bungalow one
morning.
Yes, What is jt?' asked the
rabbit gentleman, who was watching
the sunshine play across the fioui
Of his bedroom.
Would you mind getting up and
hopping out Il bit carly t'aay ''
asked the musRrat lady house
tcopcr.
"YcS. III ct right ul aed com.
down. answered Uucia WiggiiN
~ ouglt not to have oIgpt 50 late.
AU the adventures may -e gone
when ! Ct out in the woods and
fields l. that why YOU called mo.
Nurs, Jane"
Not e.tctly.' replied Mis-.
Fuzzy Wuzzy. ''You see v1ur wife
is going to have some lady rabbits
over to tea tM, afrrmoon and
want t. sweep aud dust the bun1#-
low ana get it nice and clean for
company.
And am In tn. way, sup
roSr.' laughed Uncle WigJiIv.
"All right, I'll ct right ouy 49,
soon "a, have my breakfast
&c You breakfast j. aiI ready for
vou.' spol,e the muskrat lady
aousrkeencr and soon the rabbi.
-rutlrman was sitting 1T th- table
trying 10 keep IT.. carrot oatmeal
from biting his pink nose as DIE
atn.
Ovnr the fields and t'ronc. 'h'
woods leapel Juc, NiggIt~ at,.r
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell Of I'm
perial Valley for this Date
In Past Years
TWENTY YEARS AGO
April is, 1909

Senator and Mrs. George Blaii
were entertained last evening at
dinner an elaborate affair given
bv Mr.. and Mrs. II, d. McPhcrrin
at their beautiful home on L,
street.
Raymond II. Sattcrwhitc, Special
land agent, is busy in making ad-
iustmcnts in cases Of conflicting
land claims.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15

breakfast. Iii, bright eze~ looked
naes and tlyr. for &a .trou,u
and With his pink, t1iahl.nI nos.
he ~ntfted the air. For often bo
could smell am adventure before lc
could enc, just rs Eaur dog can
>uaa. agt the place where he has
t bone, cr,a t,,1en b. can
q sudden. - ln-'- Viz
ase pIing over 4 eac.n field
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that I win
mont be responsible for any debts
contracted bv Mrs Bessie W Tally.
(Sigrcd j. ". TALLY.
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Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15

Tha oldest pepper tree in Cali.
t.rnia stands at san Luis Rcy Miss
ion in SAN Diego county. II is said
that the seeds were given to the
radrcy by a Spanish sailor in 1929.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
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With Il con
having the NJ
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Main street.
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fence in this
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located at j
Imperial Val:
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lI Centre as
All work
his personal
ficicncy and
guiding nlarll
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titioncd to
gauge line
in county to-
county. pl
lsoscd.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
Army & Navy Variety Store.

New and Used Furniture, stoves, !
We buy and sell everything for less
4S0 Main st.
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Auto & Truck Repairing

Bill Pfeifer knows how and will ;
repair Job. Rear Annex Hotel6ti
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15

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~ bavu had rhmm 80 DO y,"
oven "a lirtlr b1'y favor. ~
s.No matter. sid Nr. I.a.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-15
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Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27
SIA FILINGS MADE:
 FOR CITY ELECT|0N

At last the political pot is be- gining to boil for the city election on April 2.
 With the arrival of today, the last day for filing, the following in- dividuals, all prominently identified with past local affairs, have filed petitions of their candidacy:
 For the city council: Louis Simp- son, Tom Osbo and R. J. McKanna.
 For mayor: J. Holman.
 For director on the school board: w. c. Erwin and F. E. Leslie.
 It is reported two other petitions are being circulated one for mayor and the second for the council.
 With these fi1i,os i',tarest has been revived and a total of 130 registrants have signed in the registration book with every indi- cation one of the largest number of voters in venrs will go to the polls next month.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27
BUREAUCRATIC LITANY

Come all ye prospectors, sourdough herring chokers rabbit stranglers and salmon gutters-hark ye!
 Thou shalt not tease, annoy produce temperament tai reactions in any brown hear neither shall ye say him. for verify he is ward of bureau vision sweet to the eyes--When we fly over him in airplane-and b1ngeth greet joy Eastern friends who keep in ohs If thou wouldst sheep goats and other kne teach them to eat salmon bellies and cams lest they wander into the bosky dels and grassy slopes served exclusively for brown bears. If ye wander aed in search of spot to pitch your build your cabin and encounter brown bear speak soohingy and gently to him f his temper be not rled aforetme he may be satisfied to take only leg off you otherwise his temper ament calls for two hams and piece of the brisket If he be in playful mood romp with him. tickling him in the ribs and says: coocheecoochee for albeit he is jolly good fellow and especially fond of sourdoughs If he catch by the collar and seat of the breeks losses you into the air. walks along your keel and spins his heel in your face laugh uproariously lest he gets rough and increases your height six inches by pulling your neck and heels.
 If he wouldst play "patty- bakers man. on your face do not spatter tobacco juice his eyes, for o he abominateth the noxous weed If he be hungry let not thy self1sh nature ovenaster ye for sourdoughs plentiful and brown bears getting for lack of protems, caoIies and vitamins; thou shoudst permit him several bites from the tende1est portion of thy anatomy preferably the rlmp If he then refuses to lis ten to admontion and cajolely, sit ye down. write letter. and will submit it to the curator of the wild ma bureau whose report will in due time be forwarded to the secretary of agriculture who will call for com mission of inquiry whose duty shall be visit the of the argument the bear and ascertain If you obeyed regulations and not Wilfuy lying and endeavoing to cast unjust asperaons upon the bear; wherewith if thy paint be just permit will be issued granting you the privilege of spanking the bear with paddle having handle not exceeding IF inches thick ness of onehaf inch and breadth of three inches free from knos nails holes that might spoil the fur and rob seeker of specimens for museum the joy of presenting it to his lady friend
 If thou livest not through the scrimmage have thy will properly signed and sealed that it may be placed in the archives in the Capitol at Washington ing to others that human life in the brown bear country is nothing compared to the joy of big hunters out for bit of recreation
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27
FUTILE MEDDLING

Another investigation by the federal trade con- mission has come to nougt except to spend public funds and annoyance and expense certain indus trial companies concerned.
 In it's findings after Investigating the relationships between three cosporations-du Pont General Motors and U. s. Steel-the commission admitted that it had found nothing wrong, while minority of the commiss ion itself characterized the whole proceeding "bur eaucracy gone insane"
 It is merely another example of investigation dered solely because politician suspects something with nothing more than imagination to back it up
 The disposition of the senate and other government agencies to harass important and useful industries and businesses upon the slightest pretex has become ob session, and most expensive one to the public.
 The Tennessee legislature is in session, may pect some important announcements on zoology.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27
AN FaRT.w SwhpT

Indicating an earlv etart in can- ming at the P. F. Harris Co.,, False Pass cannery. the tenders Torian
 Amelia and Morzhovi have sailed from Seattle with about IS men to handle the preliminary work The Seakist, cannerv tender to be used at Hawk Inlet, has also eailed Other tenders and cannery fishing crews will follow.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27

Phi1'in cnchr1r. citi7nr, of P,ssja was arrested on the north fork of the Kusknkuim riva7. near Me- Grath, and charped with trapping without 8 license.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27

General Tailoring ana Hats Blocked for Ladies and Gentlemen. Phone Adams 91. Peyser's Tailor Shop.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27

SEATTLE BRICK ICE CREAM ALL NEW FLAVORS-PINTS AND OUARTS. CANDY COTTAGE
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27

Laws are like cobwebs, they en- Irangle the weak, but are broken Iiy the strong
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-27

Miss Marie Dunn. brilliant New York stylist, IS the designer of thIs smart frock in her new mode. Few women can tell the salesWoman the correct size of dress they wear so tha. 1t will not have to be altered. or know whether they wear a standard size or belong to the intermediates"
 But Miss Dunn, who Is one of the bright stars of l. Mittleman 6s Co.,, has evolved a scientific analysis of the proportions of the human figure in sizes IA to l8 with particular reference to the dress makers need She IS now sending her arlaiy yses throughout the Ur ted States | stanGart,izc her tcu-tit
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
GORTNER.

There will be church services con-
Quoted in the Union church here on
the evening of July 8 by Rev. F. L.
Fultz, of Loeb Lynn.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Spoerlein and
family were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Randall Spoerlein at New Windsor,
Md, over the weekend.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Shenk, of
Akron, o., and Mr.. S. w. Slabach
visited Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Shaffer at
Red House and Mr.. and Mrs. John
Bachtel at Hauser on Wednesday ev-
ening.
Misses Cathleen and Leona Dodge
accompanied Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer
Shaffer, of Hauser, Md, to Nor
gantown, to visit Mr.. and Mrs. Willie
Dodge over the weekend.
Messrs. Sam Beachy and D. L..
Swartzentruber and their families,
Misses Barbara Beachy, Mary Lichty,
Susie Petershheim and Fannie Yo-
der; Messrs. Ross Lichty and Bud
Yoder returned home from near Gosh
en-, Ind, last week where they had
been attending the A. M. and Breth-
rem conferences.
Miss Ida Martin attended the fes-
tival at Hauser on Saturday night
and spent the evening with friends
there.
Mr.. Charles Walls preached here
Sunday morning and evening. Mr..
Walls was accompanied by his family
and were guests while in the COM
munity of Mr.. S. j. Lichty and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. w. Dodge spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Feath-
err near Oakland.
Miss Lottie Butler, of Grantsville,
arrived here Sunday and is at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Swart-
zentruber.
Mr.. Oddie Swauger left on Mon
day for Akron, o.
Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Warner and
son, of Berlin, Pa, and Mrs. Jonas
Lichty, of Salisbury, were recently
the guests of the Lichty family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Clelland, of Fair
mont, camped in Mr.. S. w. Slabach's
grove last week. Mrs. Clelland before
her marriage was Miss Anna Richards
of this community.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Lichty and Mr..
and Mrs. Norman Beachy were in
Grantsville ON Sunday.
Mrs. Tena Murphy, Mrs. Ralph Ed
munds and Mrs. Emma Gortner, of
Pittsburgh, Pa, are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. P. P. Gortner at their home in
this community,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27

Messrs. Billy and Richard Martin,
of Fairmont, called on Mr.. Joe Mar
tin and the Lichtys on Sunday.
The members of the Lee family had
as their guests on Sunday Mr.. and
Mrs. Deems from across the noun
tain and Mr.. Arts Liller and family
of Pleasant Valley.
AS Mr.. Roy Lichty was driving to-
ward Aurora Monday morning with a
heavy fog covering the landscape, his
car came into collision with another
automobile, both machines being dam
aged pretty badly. fortunately no
one was injured in the accident.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Swartzentru-
Der and Mr.. and Mrs. Max Orendorf
were fishing along the banks of Little
Yough one night this week.
Miss Alma Orendorf has returned
to her home near Bittinger.
Miss Bertha Lechnor has returned
to her home at Aurora.
Recent visitors at Mr.. S. w. Sla-
bach's included Mr.. and Mrs. John
Robey, of Weber; Misses Grace Filler,
Ida Martin, Anna Virginia Slabach
and Mr.. Gil Slabach and family, of
Akron, Ohio.
Mr.. Fred. Slabach will spend sew
eral weeks here with relatives before
returning to his home at Akron.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27

The Boss Editor had another radi-
cal disturbance this morning when he
received another advertisement about
a "travel club" plan of subscription
campaign or contest.
Regardless of the fear that some
free advertising may be given, Scoop
prints part of the appeal below:
"Old-fashioned automobile contest
weighed in the balance and found
wanting. 1t is generally agreed that
the old-fashioned automobile contest
cost too much for the results it OBJ
tanned, but it had another glazing
fault-too limited appeal.
"Our new travel club plan over
comes both faults" and so on far
into night.
When it is known that six months
ago this same company was urging an
automobile contest on US, Scoop thinks
of that right noble wit of the past,
Shakespeare, who said, consistency,
thou art jewel" These out of-town
artists try to get you one way or an
other.
Monday a visiting editor who was
hooked into running a contest two
years ago said, eff I ever thought OF
running another one, l would put it
on myself. The out-of-town chap
comes along with a lot of prepared
hokum, sits around and grabs off thir-
ty per cent or more of the money
taken in and leaves you high and dry.
Newspaper contests are false stimu-
lants and benefit nobody but the out
ler."
y Probably within a few days The
Republican will receive another adver-
tisement with scheme still better
than the "travel club" plan. Let it
come. 1t will just go into the waste
basket where it's predecessors have
gone.
For a period of six weeks Scoop is
going to offer The Republican to Gar
rett county residents for $3.50 per
year, payable in advance, after which
time the subscription price will re-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
ROAD PETITION

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN That
thirty days after the first publication
hereof, application will be made to the
Board of County Commissioners to
appoint viewers to view and locate a
proposed new section of road in Elec-
ton District No. of said county, said
new section of road to begin at or
near the Walnut Bottom School House
on the old road leading from Barnum
to Swanton, and running thence thru
the lands of Randolph Harvey and the
Manor Company and to intersect the
road leading from Chaffee to Swanton
at a point at or near Mount Zion
Church, a distance of about one and
one-half miles.
w. H. TURNER,
FRANCIS H. TURNER,
RANDOLPH E. HARVEY,
R. S. DUCKWORTH,
ARTHUR H. GREEN,
And others, Petitioners.
Published first time June 20, 1929. **
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27

For a period of six weeks Scoop is
going to offer The Republican to Gar
rett county residents for $3.50 per
year, payable in advance, after which
time the subscription price will re-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
Troubled With Goose Pimples

"For years I was troubled with
goose pimples," says Jerry Stanton,
well-known parsonage of town, "and
could get no relief from quack doc
tors or Psychologists. My stomach
had a lining in it and my shirt would
run up my back like a window shade
at the first sign of ice or ice cream.
"My tongue was like rubber and
the wheels of my larynx had been
stretched to their capacity. My ton
sils and adenoids were worn to fraz-
zle from continued prating and 1 got
so weak l couldn't cut my corns.
Friends told me about The Republican
and although Democrat decided to
subscribe. Now 1 will never do with
out it. 1t tells so much news of the
county there is nothing left for me to
say.
"When wedding couples ask for
news l throw them copy of The Re-
publican. 1 always keep a stack of
them in my taxi office and give full
credit for my recovery to that noble
institution of Garrett county" Mr..
jeremiah M. Stanton, T. D., taxi SER
vice day and night.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
EXTRA WRONG FONTS
Absent-Minded Professor
By Scoop

The absent-minded professor has
nothing on DOC" Gender, of Gonder's
Pharmacy, for did he not buy ticket
for the Business Mems Luncheon, held
at the gas Office last Saturday, walked
past the place to his home where he
found the house deserted; walked past
the gas office again and went into a
restaurant where he bought his noon
day meal? And all the time he was
wondering how come, forgetting that
he had given notice that he would dine
down town.
The ticket is now on sale at any old
price offered.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
ORDER NISI

Albert L. Lee. Treasurer for Garrett County,
Maryland, VS.. Frank M. Prince
No. 55S on Miscellaneous Docket. In the Cir
cult Court for Garrett County, Maryland.
ORDERED, By the Circuit Court for Gar
rett County Maryland, this 18th day of June,
1929, that the sale made and reported in the
above entitled cause by the Treasurer of Gar
rett county be ratified and confirmed, unless
cause to the contrary thereof be shown or
before the Goth day of July, 1929; provided a
copy of this order be INSERTED in some news
paper published in Garrett county once week
for three successive weeks before the 18th
day of July, 1929
The report states the amount of sale to be
S37 ga. ALBERT A. DOUB.
True Copy-Test: E. z. TOWER, Clerk. 1873
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27

Messrs. Bud Yoder, Jacob Peters
helm and Walter Wiles were fishing
in Deep Creek Lake Monday.
A number of the people of this
community attend the revival being
conducted by Rev. Beam at Glade
View.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
Brave Once More.

Since the June Term of Court has
closed the missing witnesses in the
alleged moonshine cases will in all
probability return. Other creatures
are also expected to be out from I'M
der cover and running around with
brazen faces-and brass coils.
Archibaldson says there may be
splinters in the ladder of success, but
you don't notice them until you begin
sliding down.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
Society Gossip

Members of the Amalgamated So
ciety for the Prevention of Work have
all ordered brackets to put their corn
and potato fields upon so they won't
have to bend their backs to do any
hoeing. Bill Frazee's idea.
Alva Gortner has been suspended
from the A. S. P. w. because he pur-
chased a new grass cutter and har-
vested his hay crop recently. He was
sentenced to remain abed until HOO
o'clock each morning for two weeks
before being admitted to another
meeting of the society. A reliable re-
port states that Alva will be there
two weeks from today.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
A Weighty Problem

Answers that will solve a problem
at the Allegheny Boat club will be re-
ceived by Scoop at any time. Here is
the problem that is perplexing the
members of the organization: Every
time Babe Tower goes out on the
pier it sinks. The stays have all been
broken and likewise the diving board.
When he jumps in the lake the waves
wash the foundation of the club house,
causing considerable damage. 1t has
not been decided which would be the
easier-to move the boat club or move
Babe. Send in your answers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27

vert to it's former price of $1.50 per
year. Get in on this offer while it is
fresh and sweet, like new mown hay.
Read what this weeks testimonial has
to say about The Republican.
No pictures are shown this week
as Col. Bell has late case of spring
fever.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-06-27
False Charge Made

1t is rumored that Neil Fraley is
going to sue Scoop for charging that
he doesn't work. Scoops star witness
will be Jerry Stanton who says he can
produce CT witnesses who will testify
and prove to the satisfaction of the
court that he never did work. The
case will come before Sergeant Joseph
Gender, who wears the only Confed-
crate uniform extant in this section of
the country. Betty Dawson will be
the lawyer for the defense while Neil
is expected to argue his own case.
There is no telling what may happen
when these three members of the
honorable court get together.