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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03
HERR|CK RITES Will
Be SOLEMN, Simple
No Flowers, No Music; No
Women Admitted; Only
800 Representatives,

Paris, April 3.-tR)-Not in the his
tory of France has foreigner been
h, norcd in death as France tomorrow
will honor United States Ambassador
Myron T. Herrick. Every French regu-
lation has been stretched to the ut
most to make the last rites for the
dead American an impressive me-
mortal to Franco-American, friend
ship.
The ceremony will be, as ,Ambassa-
dor Herrick would have had it. OF ex-
treme simplicity. but only space will
limit the grandeur of the obSequieS
for the man who once. though. for
eigner, inferred simple offer to give
his life, II 1t was needed, for France.
Only a few of the thousands who
have applied for tickets to the serv-
ices at the embassy will hear the fare
well words of Premier Raymond Poin-
care, who will speak in the name OF
the French government, General Per
shing, who will speak for the Ameri-
can people, and ouinones DeLeen
Spanish ambassador, speaking for the
diplomatic corps.
There will be no flowers, no music
No women will be admitted-only
some 800 representative men In Sc.
we're mourning garb, all according K
American usage. The next part Of thu
ceremony, however. will be In French
style, with a guard of honor Of thu
French Legion Of Honor, arms drawn
lending the only touch OF color to I
long. solemn funeral cortege.
French ministers. high officials
military and naval officers, diplo
mats and American friends OF TIN
ambassador will follow the coffil
afoot, while French troops line tn
route to the American procathedral
where services will be conducted b.
Dean Beekman at HIS a. m.
The body will remain In the edific
until evening, when without ceremon
it will be taken to the railroad ter
minal to be put aboard q train TO
; Brest, where it win arrive Frida
morning. Escorted by military guar
Of honor, it viii be placed aboard tn
French cruiser Tourville, while troop
present arms and cannon thunder tn
ambassadors salute Of 10 guns.
The Tourville Is believed to be tn
fastest cruiser in the world. but acro'
the Atlantic it will maintain q tuner;
pace SO as not to beat the AQultan1
with the ambassadors daughter-tr
law. Mrs. Parmely Herrick. to Ne
York. The Aquitania leaves Franc
Saturday. The two ships will keep
\ constant touch by wireless througho'
! the voyage.
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Three Detectives:
Tariff, Marketing
And Reducing Cost
CONTINUED from page one)

CONTINUED nom page one)
ferent markets which they penetrate,
their method and means Of shipment,
processing and distribution. all point
to the fact that we must find an
agency to which each and all Of the
problems can be properly presented,
considered, and upon which real and
positive assistance can be given In
solution.
: I'VE have to bear In mind that in
their solution We are to large extent
blazing new trails. making our own
experience as we 60. And It there
fore has appeared to me that Is we
cannot foreseo in advance the cir.
cumstances under which the powers
of the board are to be called into ac-
ton, any attempt to write out too de-
tailed legislative directions would
probably serve only to defeat the ptir-
pose Of tho board. That Is the heart
Of the plan and the rest are details"
Secretary Hyde Is to appear before
the house agriculture committee this
afternoon.
Speaks For Self Alone
The secretary read his Views from
. prepared statement. Although he
had had Z long conferenca with Pres
ident Hoover last evening. he eimpha-
sized that he was speaking for my
self alone"
Il wish to STATE" no said .'that In
discussing the subject. an speaking
for myself alone. have not within
less than month. had the opportun-
ity to consider the problem Ia detail
and shall not attempt to present
any detailed piece Of legislation. Yot
gentlemen are very much more fittet
for that task than !.
y have long been interested. In thu
ends to be accomplished by relic
rather than BY tho legislative method
While make no preteuDe Of being q
exp0rt. ! do claim thu Same earnest
ness Of purpose which dominate
your body In It's quest Tor solution 0
this vexing problem"
Mr.. Hyde proposed = broad rello
program including governmental -
sistance In marketing. revision Q
tariff on agricultural products M
DEVELOPMENT Of inland waterway
This. he said, would require . pefio
Of years aud could not Ill be carrie
out IN tho special session.
Backs M,NoSy Mea1ugo
Asked BY Chairman 1cNaIy IS ~
bill he introduced last fall which d
not contain the controversial McNa!y
HAugen equalization To- provisio
would moet the Immediate require
meuts, Secretary Hy6e replied IN
passage o2 : blu similar n Infant
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03

Raleigh. N. c., April 3.-PEGov-
ernor Gardner today ordered the
Gastonia company Of national
guardsmer modified for duty In
connection with the L0ratn cotton
mills strike and authorized the call
Ing out of the Charlotte company.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03
Additional Market

WINNIPEG WHEAT CLOSE
Winnipeg. Man.. April 3.-F>-May
wheat closed ct l.24h: No. northern
closed at IA under May: No. 2 north.
ern. ~ under: No. ; northern ~
under; No. northern. l4,5 under.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03

LIBERTY BONDS CLOSE
New York. April 3.-tR|-Liberty
bonds close:
Liberty 3 Us o7.9.
LIST 4 US o0.23.
4th 4 rs 1881.
Treas. 4 AS 1868.
Treas. Is 1927. Is
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03
BOSTON WOOL

Boston, April 3.-(R)-Wool: DID.
ding around SOC for Texas grown hair
ants 6Oc for kid hair. Growers ask
at least Sc q pound more.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03
CALL MONEY RATE

New York. April 3.-(R)-Call money
easier. High 10: low 3: ruling rate 10:
time loans stronger: mixed collateral
60-90 days 6h to 8: - months 81
to o; prime mercantile paper Y to 9
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-03
sTANDARD OIL CLOSE

New York, April S-(R-5tandard
Oil Company Of Indiana. closed on
the curb today 1t 60A.
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
CHAPTER xxx

ChRtty had never been on what
is known as a wild party before.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

Flash Of meteors that blaze their way for short
distances across the heavens have been noticed in re-
cent nights: and their appearances have been more
numerous, and more brilliant than is the rule. To &C
count for this DR.. willard J. Fisher of Harvard uni
versity says the earth has passed into the realm Of
'the tears OF 81. Lawrence" a field filled with many
fragments Of comets. which. when they come within
the earths atmosphere. flare UP with brlliance as
they speed much faster than the earth is travelling.
These are fragments from comets. radiating from
tbs constellation Perseus, says the professor. and the
rneteors will be observed for the next two months.
Rarely do meteors reach the surface Of the earth.
Atmospheric friction causes them to blaze up: and
they are soon destroyed.
The only authentic case where a human being was
killed by a falling meteor was that Of a Franciscan
monk killed on Sept. 4. 1911. according TO DR.. Fisher.
But many narrow escapes have been reported; and
some meteors have been dug from the earth. where
they became embedded when they hit the earth.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
Buy Valley Products

That Buy Home Products" campaign started by
Nick II. McCarty. Valley Jitney Jungles store mana
ger. can be made of great value to Valley growers II
properly carried out. Operators Of other grocery
store systems might investigate the campaign and
join in to the benefit OF all concerned.
II a larger percentage Of Valley products are con-
sumed at home there will be a smaller amount to be
shipped out. There will also be a smaller quantity
OF products shipped in from other sections.
This will mean prosperity for the Valley grower.
as he will receive a larger profit from the products he
sells at home than from those he ships to distant
markets. Prosperity for the grower means prosperity
for the merchant. the professional man, the laborer
and all other citizens.
In this connection. Valley hotels and Valley res
taurants should be encouraged to use Valley prod
ucts. Because they are easier to prepare, some hotels
and restaurants have been guilty of serving canned
goods when the same vegetable is available on the
market.
This is a bad practice for two reasons. One Is that
tourists visiting in the Valley hear about Valley veg
etables and fruit and how good they are. Becoming
hungry. they order a vegetable dinner-and get
canned goods. Then there is a disappointed visitor.
The other reason why Valley hotels and restau-
rants should serve Valley products Is obvious. 1t
would increase home consumption and thereby add to
the general prosperity Of the section.
The potato campaign inaugurated about Z year ago
BY The Herald demonstrated what could be done by
Valley citizens when they are aroused. More than 100
carloads Of Valley potatoes were in storage and there
was no market for them. although potatoes were be-
Ing shipped in from other sections. When informed
OF this fact Valley people began eating valley pota-
toes and demanding Valley potatoes from the stores.
The surplus supply was cleaned up in a few weeks.
Eat Valley fruit and vegetables when they can be
obtained. Buy Valley canned goods when IL Is avail.
able. This is one sure way to bring prosperity to VAL
ley growers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

have a club sandwich at the Lolly-
pop Imp"
The Lollypop Innl ... For an In
slant Chatty was back in the little
white inn with Dave Jordan, and
he was holding her hands in his
across a small, white covered table,
and telling he rhow much he loved
her. For an instant the heartache
the dull. leaden feeling that had
been in her breast for days-came
back.
They sure do know how 10 make
club sandwiches out there Winnie
was saying. Three layers. chicken
and bacon and -. There's the door
belll"
AS she dashed into the front Of
the flat the back door bell rang
suddenly, too.
Chatty gasped. The kitchen door
was still half open. and against the
darkness Of the back porch stood
Pud!
Even before she saw him, Chatty
knew II would be Pud.
He grinned when he saw her. His
wide, boyish grin. that did its best
to call her attention from the
startled. guilty look in his eyes.
Yeah. it's me-" he said, and
came into the kitchen.
He was carrying a large, square
parcel covered with heavy. brown
paper in his arms. and he laid II
down upon the sink.
This is good. finding you here"
he said, his grin fading from his
thin, freckled face. and a too-old
look coming into IL. You preach
TO me like a dry agent, about SELL
in. gin-but 1 notice you amt too
nasty-nice to drink It'll" He wag-
ged his finger at her accuSingly.
IL haven't drank any Of II yet
and I'm not going TO-" Chatty told
him, lifting her chin and looking
him squarely in the eyes. You
know / never touch anything like
that. and If 7 were you Id rather
beg nickles on the street than heir
Ben Tomlinson sell itl"
Afterward Chatty looked back or
that talk with Pud in Winnie Tai.
colts kitchen as the dividing line
: between the life she had always Lee
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

man named David Jordan. and be-
comes Jealous Of his friendship with
Agnes Herford, Mr.. Van Nuys' Sec
rotary.
billie Langenau, who works in the
office, and her sister, Sara, come
10 live in the flat across the hall
from the flat where Chatty lives
with her mother and young broth
er, Pud. Pud goes to high school
and works evenings in Ben Tomlin-
sons drug store. Chatty learns
that he delivers gin for Ben and
begs him to stop before he is ar
rested, but Pud refuses to.
Dave Jordan falls in love with
Chatty, and the two of them have
several pleasant outings with Bill
lie and George Mayhew, another
bond salesman in the office. Bill
lie has never told George OF her
secret marriage to a man named
Brewster, who she never has di-
vorced. She insists that her friend
ship with George Is so matter Of
fact that there Is no need TO bare
her past life to him; but when
Chatty sees George in a movie with
another girl, and tells Billie about
1t, Billie bursts into tears and ad-
mits she is in love with him. She
stops seeing him.
One day Chatty sees Dave hand
q note to Agnes Herford.
Jealous. she goes through Agnes
desk to look for it. It Is a SIM
pie message about some bonds, but
In hunting for it Chatty finds Ag-
mes diary, filled with the story Of
her love for her employer. Chatty
tears some Of the pages out and
mails them to Mrs. Van" and lat
er advises Mrs. wan" to make her
husband discharge Agnes. He does
and the girl is given two weeks no.
tice. Dave Jordan. alone. knows
that Chatty Is responsible for this
and he drops her like a hot cake.
Winnie Talcott is promised Ag-
mes position. Winnie is the office
"vamp," and Chatty knows that she
Is one Of Tomlinson's best custo-
mers, for Pud admits delivering CIR
to her. One night Winnie gives q
party at her flat. She invites Dun
ming, a new bond salesman and 9
very handsome man, for Chatty
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
Health and Right Living

2-How can I get rid OF pimples?
A.-Proper dieting and deep
breathing Is the secret. You should
eat nourishing foods and have
plenty OF sleep and rest. A good
tonic Is often beneficial.
Correct the diet by cutting
down on sugar. starches and coffee.
Eat simple food. Avoid constipation.
M. 8. Q-what is the cause OF
acne?
A.-Incorrect dieting. Eat only
simple foods. FOl full particulars
send a Self-audressed stampeden II.
yclCpe and IeT~a. yo1r qI,.tion
j. +. Q.-Whlt do you advise for
discharging cars?
A.-This condition should have
the attention OF an ear specialist.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
Star Lore
THE NAvIGATOR'S DAY PROB
LEM SINIPLIFIED
BY Arthu- Dew. Carpenter

by AIluuE lev.
So many arc puzzled over the In
ternational Date Line. that a brief
explanation II important. "a marin.
err navigating westward around thu
globe loses ore hour upon the sur
for every Is degrees he advances,
II is therefore evident that in navi-
eating westward 500 degrees. or "a
times Is degrees. n loses a whole
day upon the sun. IL matters not
how long II is in making the circum-
navigation. In like manner a voyage
around the world eastward means q
gain Of one hour or time for everym
is degrees advanced. or "a hourSW
gain in the entire voyage. Naviga-
tors correct THESE date d%iscrepan-
cies al the 180th meridian west Of
Greenwich.
More Tomorrow
Answers 10 Foregoing Questions
/. Mrs. Clarence Chamberlain;
New York TO Germany flight: Ber-
lin.
2. Lieutenants Lester j. Maitland
and Albert r.. Hegenberger.
3. Jettison.
4. I Cor. X. 81.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

But she had heard Of them, Of
course Il. And yer before Winnie's
guests showed up that night, she
knew that this was TO be a wild
one and no mistake!
The tiny kitchen, when she went
into il to get a drink OF water. was
filled with all the signs Of one.
There was a big pail Of orange
Juice, covered with a dish towel,
standing under the sink.
The sink, itself, was covered with
ginger-ale bottles. and dozens and
dozens Of glasSes-tall. hlgh-ball
glasses, dainty little cocktail glasses,
and some middle-sized glasses with
thick green stems.
There was a huge cake Of ice In
a galvanized iron washtub on the
kitchen table.
we always do some Of dane
ing out here" Winnie told her,
brightly. when she followed her into
the little room. $50 we just stick
these chairs out on the back porch
so there'll be more room. The
darned flat is so little that you can
hardly find room TO shake a hoof
In II, what ! mean"
she picked up the two kitchen
chairs and showed them into the
outer darkness Of the back porch.
Get the chairs out Of the break
fast nook. too. Chat" she ordered.
we won't need them. Nobody ever
sits down at MY parties When
they aren't having somethin' 10
drink they're too busy scuffling 10
sit down"
"Scuffling?" asked Chatty.
well, dancing, then. II you in
sist on being so refined" Winnie
sounded sarcastic.
What arc you going to have 70
eat?" Chatty wanted to know next.
Not a thingl" answered Winnie,
Food. my girl. Is the curse OF the
drinking race. Nobody wants TO eat
at a party. Everyone wants 10
drink and dance and 60 hay-wirel'
Chatty began to feel ashamed Of
herself because she knew SO little
about really poppy parties She
remembered Billie's Sunday night
party. Billie had served food, gooc
food, and plenty Of it. And no one
but Winnie and q couple OF ths
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

Did you read about the generous
gifts made several weeks ago by
Doth Senator Couzens Of Michigan
and by Mr.. August Heckscher? Both
these phIlanthropists are impressed
with the idea that child life must be
protected. They have backed their
convictions by gifts a~ggregating four
teen millions OF dollars.
/ have known both these men for
many years. I am proud Of what
they have done for humanity.
In announcing his gift. Mr.. Heck
scher recited what he regards as
the crying need OF the great cities.
Let me tell you what Mr.. Hecksher
said about these needs, using his
own language:
"As I see them. they are these.
and probably in the order named:
Day nurseries. 10 enable a moth
or to 60 to work freed from the OBJ
~ession that her child may be
harmed.
Dental clinics: for the parent
-annot always afford the cost OF the
york. and the child breads the pain
NJ adequate dental surgery. which
= thus neglected.
Fairgrounds, be they ever 50
modest - but locally available for
the smaller children.
Summer camps. 10 afford both
mothers and children an outing
when the heat OF the city becomes
i~ntolcrable."
I have no doubt that these con-
Slusions are logical. I am sure that
shat he saws about enabling a
rNcther to work without the fear her
child may suffer sudden sickness Is
well founded.
l wish I had II in my power to
lmnress upon the mothers Of young
children how necessary II In 10 have
exact information. II il unwise TO
trust chance. MANY a baby suffers
from under nourishment and many
a child OF pre-school age is weak
and Dunv because something is
wrong with its care. The feeding. or
some matter relating 10 It's hygiene
is not rs II should be. The better
Informed a mother Is the o like
IN II Is the child will reach maturity
IN full vigor and physical perfec-
ton.
ANSWERS To HEALTH
QUESTIONS
T.. ID. Q-How can I gain weight7
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

boys had drank anything Ger
tainly no one had gone hay-wire."
Later on in the evening the gang
usually piles into somebody's car
and loPes out To some roadhouse
or other for a club sandwich" Win
ME went on to explain. One of
the boys always pays for the food
we order, ard that helps little VIM
ME out on the expenses. ! never
could buy food for all the folks who
come here for parties Did you
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
ANSWERS To HEALTH
QUESTIONS
r.. -. Q-How can I gain weight2

and the life she led for months
from that point on.
Until that night. Charlotte had
been the incest kind Of a girl
'n-sty nice" as Pud had called her.
She had not smoked OF drank.
She had not painted her face or
done any promiscuous "necking.
The only person she had ever
had kissed him, not for the thrill
had kissed him, not 70 rthe thrill
or the kick" there was in It. but
because she loved him with all her
heart-and he had thrown her over,
and made her deeply unhappy.
Unhappiness can. and does, 90
queer things to people.
To Chatty it did this. Il made
her afraid Of being hurt and I'M
happy again, as she had been for
the past two weeks. IL made her
want to forget her pain, ard Dave
Jordan along with 1t.
And so she was looking forward
10 tonight's party as people in bad
lily pain look forward TO a sleep
ing powder or q drug to dull their
agony and in the same way
she was waiting impatiently 10 see
Bryant Dunning once more.
For she had almost forgotten
Dave Jordan. and what he had done
to her during that ride home with
him the other night.
She knew that that was why she
had said that she would come TO
Winnie's party tonight-because he
was going TO be there. Just as
once upon a time she had gone 10
Billie's Sunday night supper party
10 meet Dave Jordan-Dave-
loft with the old love
And on with the new.
Forget eyes Of brown
In these sweet eyes of blue"
sang the radio in Winnie's little liv-
ing room.
Go and tell Miss Talcott I'm
waiting for my money" said Pud,
sulkily. She knows doggone well
she has TO pay for this stuff right
on the dot. But she always tries
to &c. out OF II. Women are fierce
TO do business with" He shifted
impatiently from one foot to the
other.
Chatty gave him one last. plead
ing, anxious look, and went to get
Winnie.
She found the front room filled
with a group Of the noisest, gayest
people she ever had seen or heard,
Their voices, as they congratulated
Winnie or her birthday. fairly
drowned out the noise OF the radio
Many happy returns, Winnie
This isn't much of a gift, Win
bit II shows ! was thinking Of
you"
Don't bother to open this now,
Win. It's Just a bottle OF bath
salts"
How about opening a little bot
tle?" asked Winnie. shouting at the
top Of her voice. to make herself
heard. "Bootlegger's in the kitchen
What Grand Egg will go out and
pay him?'
Jim Bowen said he would, and he
dashed out to do Ii.
Come here, Chat. and meet my
gang" called Winnie. and Chatty
smiled and nodded and repeated
their names.
But her heart, that had been sc
light was like stone all at once
She felt actually sick with shame
Continued on Page Five.)
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Bryant has been out Of town. and
is coming late. so Chatty leaves the
office that night with Winnie, who
shows her how TO paint her face
and doll herself al up for Bry-
ant. who likes fast steppers." ac-
cording to Winnie.
Now Go On With the Story
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and the life she led for months
from that point on.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
READ THIS FIRST:

Charlotte Chatterton. nicknamed
Chatty. is a born gossip. She loses
her Job In a hat shop because sire
talks too much. Her mother. a
widowed dressmaker. has veal
thy customer. Mrs. Van Mugs. IN
old friend. Through her Chatty
gets a Job working at the telephone
switchboard OF Mr.. Van Mugs bond
house. There she meets and falls
in love with a young bond sales
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20

Who am 1? What feat did my
husband accomplish What city wai
his objective?
What two aviators were the first
TO fly from the United States 10
Hawaii
What j. throwing q cargo over
board In case a storm or other JUS
tifiable reason called?
"Ye cannot drink Of the cup OF
the Lord. and the cup OF devils; We
cannot be partakers OF the Lords
table and of the table of devils"
Where is this passage found in the
Bible?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-08-20
Today'R Horoscope

Persons born on this day are ver-
satile and can adapt themselves TO
almost any condition. They are too
shrewd in some OF their dealings.