davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington times., 1929-12-30
THE MARRY
GO-ROUND
-Ry Helen ROWland
Mrs. sOlOmOn's Sayings

Mrs. SOlOmOn's Sayings
MY SON, I charge thee, keep
IVA not a woman's heart TOO
long in cold storage, lest an
other take pity upon her and
seek to thaw it out.
For q little GOODNESS piqueth
a damsel's vanity and giveth
an edge to her interest: but
continued frost dulleth her IL
lusions and cfilleth her enthu-
siasr11.
AS paprika to the Salad-dress-
Ing, so is q short absense: 1t
addetl1 pep and color to the
dullest romance.
But he that remaineth away
for an whole fortnight without
word or letter is as q photo.
graphic proof in the sunlight.
His image fadeth from the
imagination.
SWeeter than q ukulele by
moonlight is the perfect devo-
ton Of q lover. But he that
telephoneth . damSel before
BREAKFAST is as cold coffee
and soggy mullins exceeding
deadly.
Yea, he is as welcome as .
bill upon the breakfast tray:
or an \ instalirhent collector
upon Christmas morning.
AS fresh powder on the nose.
so is q little jealousy, exceeding
flattering. But q man that
keepeth tabs upon D dan1Sel and
casteth froWns OF suspicion upon
every man who danceth twice
with her. is as q tight slipper
too painful to be endured.
cut flowers are ofttimes better
than an apology, and acts of
contrition more convincing GtIhll
an explanation.
But he that findeth repent
ance easy and repeateth the Of
fence is as q loose garter, q trial
to the spirit and ready to be
dropped.
The sage hath said, I'm vino.
veritas." But. the damsel who
cherisheth q mans words, after
his third glass, is as one that
falleth for the smiles of the
handsome automobile salesman,
strangely simple.
For while q mans head goeth
around, he loveth any woman
who is near at hand.
Wherefore is q woman flatter-
ed when q man asketh for her
telephone number?
For as men once collected
pressed flowers and locks Of hair
ais trophies Of their triumphs, so
do they now collect telephone
numbers. And why should q
damsel be flattered to be among
q mans "souvenirs"2
Go to, my son. The damsel Of
today is wise in her generation.
Therefore, be not deceived be-
cause she hath put on trailing
frockS and an 1880 manner.
For, this doth not signify that
she hath forgotten her onions
or gone sinple-minded. Nay,
though she hath doves eyes. and
q clinging way. yet hath she
EarT naan lalln1aan -.
The Washington times., 1929-12-30

LINOH GLYN says they
~ should
And Marjory Is all smoked
UP over 1t.
Here Marjory has spent nine
teen perfectly good years &C
quiring q tennis stroke and the
Australian crawl and a hiking
record, and gobs Of health, and
a comeback like o punching
bag.
In short, for 10 years Mar
jory has been eliminating all
the feminine mystery from her
nature and qualifying to be .
Regular Guy
And now along comes Madam
Glyn and tells her this Il all
wrong.
And the fashion experts agree
with her.
will they allow Marjory TO
run around any longer In bare
legs. sun tan and 8 bunch Of
freckIes2 Not If they know their
basting thread! No, sir-Sne
must wear. skirts to her ankles
sWislly, swaShys traily skirts
Ia and q bodice and q tiny
wasp waist : and dangly
curles and frilly flounces.
And she must change her
manner as well as her silhou-
cite. She must be meek and
demure and fluttery and frail.
She must dlape herself help
lessly on the furniture, and
gasp:
ooh, aren't you wonderful"
to all her Boy Friends. And
never, never, NEVER must she
let the Is. guess that she can
outrlill, outeRt, Out4wcrk and
outSsHnart him. For the day Of
Woman1y Woman has arrived
again, and Mar1ory has been
warned that she must tester
into line or be dropped from
current history.
So"Are women really rltys-
terious?" walls Marjory, ''ald
must we dress and act that
way?"
They aren't and you don't.
Marjory.
The Washington times., 1929-12-30
ONCE-OVE RS

long to churches are not Of
this kind.
Many backslide iii small de
gree, but probably would be
more frequent violators II they
were not in the church.
Why should you condemn the
churches In general because
there Is b small minority
among church members who
violate their pledges?
What has 1t to do with you,
anyway, what another does
with his or her nfe,2
You live and die alone and
must stand FOR your own mis-
deeds and cannot shirk respon-
sibility under the cloak of dis
loyal church members.
individuals, not the church,
are to blame for the evil deeds
ecranaffAad n
The Washington times., 1929-12-30
Mute, Inglorious''
But IMPORTANT.

THERE are few whose deaths would delay the march
Of civilization In the North American Review DR.. r. r.
Free noted chemist lists He omits Enstein Edison and
few others whose work has been largely completed Of
those remaining the average reader could
New Yorker, F. r. Lucas is included the only in
dvdua able to operate perfectly the most powerful micro
scopic equipment in the world " Who know him7
Many whose names fill hesdines-from Herbert Hoover to
Rudy VRllee-are not mentioned.
The bass drum always the most important instrument
- The band, N--'@- ~--r77ss
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10

Although the mountain temporarily
has stopped dealing death and devasta-
ton. those natives who escaped alive
from IFS smothering gases are still in
q constant state Of fear of a new out
break.
\ Estimates Is 10 the total casualties
range from 800 to TOO, and the rea.
total probably never will be known
accurately. since scores at least were
cremated by the red-hot lava which
poured over them.
Most of the casualties resulted from
the Sulphuric gases which poured from
the new crater, for the lava moveo
slowly and caught only few unfei-
Inmates trapped on islands between
moving streams OF the liquid rock.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10

Arthur Simms, colored. treasurer OF
the Benevolent Association OF the
Seven Day Adventists Of the EpheSus
Church, located at Sixth and N streets,
was arrested Friday night by detectives
and charged with embezzling $427.l6
from the association.
Frank Armstrong. president of the or
der, was the complainant in the war
rant for Simms' arrest.
Armstrong told Assistant United
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10

Armstrong showed the prosecuting
attorney one of the letters, which read
as follows:
Dear Brother Armstrong:
II received your letter. I am not well
at all. Just can't tell you when / can
see you, now. But will see you real
soon. Tell the members don't be In such
a hurry about sending a police after
me because they may do themset harm
instead of me.
ST will do what is right If they will let
me. Then I will see you soon.
From ARTHUR SIMMS."
The members didn't give much credit
to the letter and Immediately swore out
a warrant for Brother Simms.
Attorney Fitzpatrick announced that
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10
|Ephesus Church Burial Association
Treasurer Charged With Embezzlement

States Attorney John r. Fitzpatrick
that the dual purpose of his organiza-
ton IL to care for the sick and bury
the dead. Two hurials have been held
since the treasurer has been missing
and many members of the order would
like to make SimnnS the third, he said.
I'VE have had no word from Brother
Simms other than a few letters for
some weeks" the president informed
Fitzpatrick.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10
Air Line Extension Planned.

BY Gable to The Star.
LIMA. November s.-Vice President
John McGregor of the Pan-American
Always will fly from africa, Chile, to
La Paz, Bolivia. this week to investigate
the feasibility of an Arica-La Paz ex-
tension Of the Pan-American South
American service. The Lloyd Bolivian
Air Lines now operate over the AFRICA
Ia paZ rollte
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10
Miss oelrichs Will Broadcast,

NEW YORK, November P1.-Miss
Marjorie Oelrichs, wealthy and socially
prominent, Is to tell of styles over the
radio. Her fArst address will be next
Tuesday at 1880 am, over the Column
lpta network.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10
Police Break Up Meeting.

BY Cable 90 The star.
BUENOS AIRES. November 9.---Sev-
eral alleged Communists we're arrestea
and number Of shots fired when police
broke up a small mass meeting being
held on the steps Of the Municipal The
alter. Police were forced to intervene
when the meeting became disordsrly.
The gathering was held to protest
raid on a Communist meeting.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10
GUATEMALA RECOVERING
FROM VOLCANO OUTBREAK
Northern Area, Hit by Santa Maria
Eruption, Slowly Emerging From
Effects of Disaster.
By the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
GUATEMALA CITY, November e.
Northern Guatemala, which owes It's
economic life largely to the quality Of
cofIee It produces, yesterday was slowly
recovering from the staggering blow
dealt by the latest eruption Of the
volcano Santa Maria this week
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10

the man will be brought TO trial on next
Tuesday. He is being held on BOND
of $500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10

Iraq is distributing government lands
TO persons who will install irrigation
pumps and cultivate the land.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-10

S s$>NS&cSSSSSSSN NNNSSS%S$N NM
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
BAKE CHEAPER
CUTS Of STEAK

A cheaper cut of round steak or
a flank steak should be baked and
not broiled, as 1t is listed among
the tough cuts Of meats.
The steak may be baked plain at
$50 degrees F. for one and one.
half hours. Pound a little flour,
butter. and seasonings into the
steak before baking.
1t is greatly improved by the
addition of onions, celery, tomatoes.
and carrots and baked in a casse-
role at $50 degrees F. for two and
one-haf to three hours.
Pork chops or steak are good
baked on escalloped potatoes or
carrots.
Well-seasoned dressing, to which
some cooked kidney beanS have
been added. is delicious when
favored by baking the pork chops
or steak on top.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
MEAT LnAEl
T"V @~"
each pork and veal.

II lbs. each pork and veal.
lbs beef.
~ small onions finely minced.
v tablespoonful salt.
y teaspoonfuI pepper.
IL cups breadcrumbs
v cup evaporated milk diluted with
1 cup water.
slices fat salt pork.
Put meat and onions through
0od chopper. Add seasonings,
crumbs and diluted milk. Shape
into loaf and place in an oiled
baking pan. Lay pork over top.
Bake in a quick oven Is minutes,
then reduce to slow oven. Baste
every 10 or Is minutes. Garnish
with parsley and serve with tomato
cream sauce. Yield: 25 servings.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
Five Minutes Needed
TO Fry Orange
Fritters

IL cups pastry flour.
teaspoonful baking powder.
tablespoonful salt
/ egg, beaten.
Iuted with
tablespoonful water.
oranges, seedless.
Separate oranges into sections.
sift flour, then measure. Resift
with dry ingredients. Add diluted
milk to well beaten eggs.
Combine liquid and dry ingredi-
ents quickly. Dip oranges in frit-
ter batter. Drop into deep, hot
fat having temperature of $50
degree F. or hot enough to turn
a one.inch cube of soft bread
golden color in so seconds.
About five minutes are required
to fry fritters. Yield; Six servings
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
IT'S ON SELECTING SPRING ASPARAGUS ONIONS AND LETTUCE

For economical tFanaportRtiOn-eom-
snlt the Classified used ear columns
on next 20 last page Of this paper.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
Apple Fritters Should
Be Served With
Hot Syrup
cups flour
2 teaspoons baking powder

n cups flour
teaspoons baking powder
Y teaspoon salt
tablespoons sugar
la cup evaporated milk diluted with
2-3 cup water
egg beaten
sour apples
Sift flour, then measure. Resift
with other dry ingredients. Com
bine diluted milk and egg. Mix
quickly with dry ingredients.
Core and pare apples then chop
and add to batter.
Fry In deep hot fat. Drain on
absorbent paper and serve hot
with syrup. Yield: six servings.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
EsCALLoPED ASPARAGUS

I hard cooked eEgs
l bunch fresh asparagus or
No. can asparagus.
IL tablespoon butter.
tablespoons four.
Salt and pepper
4 cup evaporated milk diluted with
/ cup boiling water
cup buttered br cad crumbs.
Place halves of hard cooked eggs
in bottom of baking dish. Cover
with fresh cooked or canned aspara.
gus cut in pieces. Prepare a white
sauce of butter, flour, salt and
pepper and hot diluted milk. Pour
over asparagus Cover with out
tered crumbs and bake in moder-
ate oven 1850 degrees FL until
crumbs are crisD and brown. Yield:
6 servings.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
PUDDING SAUCE
FLAVORSFOOD
Try the following sauces on your
puddings:

Try the following sauces on your
puddings:
Hard Sauce
u cup butter
III cups confectioner's sugar.
tbsp, evaporated milk
l tsp. vanilla
Cream the butter, add sugar a
little at a time and blend thorough
ly. Add sevaporated milk slowly,
then vanilla. Shape into a mold
and keep cold until ready to serve.
Yield: servings.
Creamy Sauce
4 cup butter
x cup powdered sugar
l tbsp. water
tbsp evaporated milk
tbsp. melted grape jelly
Cream butter, add sugar gradu-
ally and continue creaming until
light. Add remaining ingredients,
a little at a time to prevent cur
ding. Yield: servings.
Soft Custard
eggs, slightly beaten
" cup sugar
Y tsp. salt
cups evaporated milk diluted with
cups hot water
tsp, vanilla
Mix the slightly beaten eggs,
sugar and salt thoroughly. Add hot
diluted milk. Stir until sugar is
dissolved, then return to double
boiler. Stirring constantly, cook
until a coating forms on the spoon.
Remove from fire, add fiavoring
and cool. Almond is a favorite
flavoring and 2-3 cup brown sugar
may be substituted for the granu-
lated sugar to give a pleasing varia-
ton. Yield: servings.
This sauce is excellent with date
pudding or sliced oranges.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
Good Housekeeping
Institute Aids You

These household articles are
supervised by the information
ally recognized Good House.
keeping Institute. which Is
conducted by Good HOusekeep-
ing Magazine.
In their fully equipped. mod
ern laboratories types of house.
hold devices are tested by a
corps Of scientifically trained
men and women.
Furthermore. new cookery
methods are constantly being
evolved to save steps, time and
labor to hOusekeepers.
All recipes are tested and
standardized and viii always
work II directions are carefully
followed
Recipes printed on this page
serve six DeOple unless other
wise specified.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23

tions of over.maturity and inferior
quality.
Two Varieties
There are two distinct varieties
of Bermuda onions-white and yell
low. The one to select is a matter
of personal preference. In either
case be careful to choose bright,
clean onions with dry outer skins,
or shucks, and small, well-dried
necks. The onion should be we'll
formed, regular in shape and
fairly hard, this latter character
istic being one of the most i'm
portant. Avoid all thick-necked,
soft or spongy onions, splits and
doubles. sprouted or dirty onions
and those which show evidences
Of decay, for the Bermuda varie-
ties are highly perishable.
Four types of lettuce are promi-
nent on the market. The most i'm
portant of these is the crisp, solid
headed Iceberg type; next in import
ance Is the big Boston type of head
lettuce, easily distinguishable from
the Iceberg by it's flatter, more
loosely formed heads with reddish
tinged outer leaves; then comes
Romaine with its long, upright
heads; and last there is leaf lettuce.
The last three types are grown and
consumed mostly in the eastern
half of the United States.
Iceberg Lettuce
In selecting iceberg lettuce, look
for select hard and firm heads
which are heavy for their size, this
being more important than the
mere hulk of the heads. 1t is also
desirable that they shall be fresh,
crisp, and reasonably clean. The
main defects to note are severe
willing which involves the inner as
we'll as the wrapper leaves, heads
with decayed spots, and soft puffy,
loosely formed or cracked heads: To
be on the safe side reject all notice
ably light specimens.
Big Boston lettuce is more sub
ject to decay within the heads,
something which is often revealed
by a similar condition in the outer
leaves, but, in many instances, diff.
ficult to note from outer appear
ances. More attention should be
given to the cleanness of Big
Boston, for 1t is frequently so
dirty and sandy that removing all
the grit is a difficult matter.
Romaine lettuce, at its best,
should be of fairly good size. with
a reasonably firm. well-formed head
and a freedom from the defects
common to the lettuce family.
Should Be Crisp
The principal characteristics Of
first quality leaf lettuce are large,
crisp, tender leaves which are clean
and free from insect and disease in
jury.
Asparagus and lettuce should al
ways be kept in a cool place until
ready to use. The icebox is suit
able receptacle for either. 1t is a
good plan to wash both kinds of
vegetables in cold water prior to
placing in the icebox.
If they are to be kept overnight
before using, it may be advisable
to cut ends of the asparagus or
just the base of lettuce heads to
rest in shallow water.
Do not immerse the entire plant.
A good method for keeping lettuce
is to strip off all the leaves from
the head. wash them Thoroughly,
wrap them loosely in a damp cloth.
and place them in the icebox.
Onions should be kept in cool,
dry Mace
The Washington times., 1929-04-23

Asparagus and Bermuda onions
belong to the seasonal group. while
lettuce is prominent representa-
tive of the year round class. All
three are plentiful during April,
especially in the latter part of the
month.
Straight II Fresh
If asparagus is fresh, the stalks
are generally straight and the
leaves or bracts at the tip cling
tightly to the head. Good tender
grass" feels elastic when pressed
with the fingers, but 1t Is brittle
and will snap readily quite close to
the cut end.
When the tips droop badly and
the, leaves or bracts are open, the
asparagus is probably badly wilted
and also tough and woody. Ribbed
or angular stalks, and pithiness at
the cut ends are two good indica-
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
ASPARAGUS SAUCE

ASpaTdRus.
2 tablespoons butter.
tablespoons flour.
! teaspoon salt.
y cup evaporated milk diluted with
2-S cup water.
l cup chopped cheese.
tablespoons chopped pimiento.
Toast.
Cook asparagus until tender.
Meanwhile melt butter, blend in
flour, salt and pepper. Add d.
luted milk slowly and stir until
smooth, Add cheese and when
melted add pinientos. Arrange
asparagus on toast and pour hot
sauce over it. Serve Immediately.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
COOKED SALAD DRESSING

l teaspoon muatard
] teaspoon salt
Dash cayenne
tablespoon sugar
egg yokes beaten
" cup evaporated milk diluted with
y cup water
2 tablespoons melted butter
Y cup vinegar
Mix dry ingredients in the top
of a double boiler. Add the egg
yolks. fat and milk, stirring con.
stantly to keep smooth. Cook over
hot water for 10 minutes. Remove
from fire. cool and add the vine
gar. " Id: IL cups.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
CREAM PUFFS

"A cup butter
i cup boiling water
] cup bread flour
eggs
Put water and butter into
Bring to boiling point.
add flour all at onc, and stir Vigor-
ously, until it leaves the sides Of
the pan. Remove from fire and add
eggs one at a time; beat thor
oughly after addition of each egg.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
CHOCOLATE FRosTING
IL squares chocolate
9 ia hInsnoons hutfer

IN squares chocolate
2 tablespoons butter
IN cups powdered sugar
tablespoons evaporated milk
Il teaspoon vanilla.
Melt chocolate in top of double
boiler over hot water. Cool. Cream
the butter. Add sugar and evapo-
rated milk alternately in about 4
portions. Beat thoroughly. Add
chocolate and vanilla. Spread on
cake. Yield: Spread for S-inch
round layers.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
CHEESE NUT SANDWICHES

Slice bread very thin. Spread
lightly with cooked salad dressing
and then with cream cheese which
has been softened with evaporated
milk and mixed with chopped pc
cans.
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
Where bread
must be a marvel
of WhOlesOnneness

HOME after playing in the park-a slice of
L L smooth, creamy bread tastes so good
crust and all! Sometimes Nurse lets him have
two opieces! She says Rice's is good for children.
Easy to digest because it's baked so slowly
clear through in the golden split-top loaf. Just
moist enough not to be crumbly and doesn't
need jam because of its own fresh, wheaty favor.
Rice's rich, nourishing loaf is made with
plenty of fresh, rich milk and extra shortening.
That's what gives it the tender crust and firm
moist crumb that you can slice to wafer thin
ness even while it is still oven-fresh.
All the family love its special flavor and fine
texture that make it so marvellous for toast and
sandwiches. And it keeps fresh for days, too!
Push back the carefully sealed paper wrap
per and get that appetizing baking day"
aroma, that zestful something that makes you
say homemade"
Your grocer gets this full-Aavored golden
loaf fresh twice aday-morning and afternoon.
Get one today. You'll notice the seal of the
City Baking Institute on the wrapper That
is your guarantee of perfection
The Washington times., 1929-04-23
SUPPLY is most Plentiful
AND QUALITY BEST IN SPRING

Some vegetables defy mans ingenuity produce them out
of These always appear at certain time of the year
and plentiful for few weeks only Others less
san horticultural science and will grow the year round
but still continue to produce most heavily in the spring
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-06-20
Paying Fines On
Installrnent Plan
Offered In Bill

AUSTIN. June 15.-The INSTALL
ment plan by which automobiles
are bought would be applied 70
Justice in mlsdemeanor cases under
action Of the house committee on
criminal Jurisprudence.
The committee approved a bill.
over opposition Of organized labor.
for installment paying Of fines. The
bill provides for hiring or leasing
OF misdemeanor prisoners. It vas
contested by organized labor as "a
step toward slavery" but was given
approval Of the committee on tSe
ground 1t will permit employers OF
relatives Of a jail prisoner to make
convict bond for the payment OF
fines on the installment plan and
to keep a convicted person who
cannot pay his fine from having to
serve out the time in Jail at 81 a
day. In virtually all cases. mem
bers Of the committee said, IL Is
the employer or relatives o. a per-
son who lis convicted who would
join in keeping him out Of jail.
under the installment plan for pay
ing fines.
The Jail prisoners could be leased
out on public works. An amend
ment 70 the bill struck out n pro-
vision for an auction plan Of leas-
ing the iail-term convicts to high
ezt bidders.