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New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
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Why should we set these hearts 0! ours above The rest, and cramp them in posses son's clutch? Poor things, We gasp and strain to capture love, And in our hands, it powders at our touch. We turn the fragrant pages of the past, MournfW with scent of passions faded flow'rs, On every one we read, Love can not last, - So how could ours? It is the quest that thrills, and not the gain, The mad pursuit, and noC the cor nering; Love caught is but a drop of April rain, But bloom upon the moths translu- cent wing. Why should you dare to hope that you and I Could make loves fitful flash a lasting flame? Still, if you think it's only fair to try
 Well, I am game,
 -Esther Burke.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
25 Fears Ago Today

Connecticut day is being observed at the St. Louis fair today Many local people are taking in the fair this week.
 B. r. Gaffney was nominated as the democratic representative to the probate convention last evening.
 There was no session of police court this morning, very rare thing in this city.
 William J. Rawlings was elected a member of the distribution com mittee at the convention of the Order Of Eastern Star held in Hart ford yesterday.
 A. B. penfeld of East street has
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

victory of the Mackmen was freight ed with incidents to indicate that in offense, defense and individual skill there is a difference between the diamond contenders.
 The Cubs begin their visit to Philadelphia on Friday with the serious handicap of two games lost; that is nearly but not quite, de cisive.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Although the actual danger from lightning is said by the |. $. Bureau Of Standards to be very small, except under certain circumstances out of doors" the average annual loss of life from lightning is given at 500 persons, accompanied by damages totalling $13.00O,0OO The chief point of education needing wide dissemina- tion is that the worst place 10 stand during a storm is under a tree, That has been said often before, but every year hundreds of lightning victims prove that repetition in this, like in advertising. is necessary.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

The President says that Premier MacDonald's keen sense of humor and his wit "lubricatcs" all discus- ions. It pays to have the gift of knowing how and when to make the other fellow laugh it off; but then. it's gift and cannot be acquired at Harvard, Amherst or the other academies.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
UNION ENDORSES PLAN

Norwich, Eng, Oct. 10 CP)-Tha assembly of the Congregational Union of England and Wales. in ses- sion here, adopted resolution to- day rejoicing in the great message of President Hoover and Ramsay Mac Donald"
 The resolution will be forwarded to President Hoover and Prime Min ister Macdonald with an assurance of unqualified support for the efforts to establish world peace.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Facts ondEancies
(By Robert Quillen)

fBy Robert Quillen) Poland spent over S5 million zloti on its exposition. That's zloti money. Work and save and invest wisely make worthless snobs of your chil- dren.
 Uncivilized people are those who come to their end without making work for coroners jury. The greatest enemy of progress vas the fellow who invented the word 'heresy."
 Flapper ideals aren't new. In Egypt, 1000 years B. C., the word pet meant heaven. Another good thing about Old | Dobbin. He didn't leap aside and attack a telephone pole when a bee stung the driver. Maybe the result would be better i if rcformers were chosen in a con- petitive examination instead of ap- pointing themselves. The relative number of arrests for drunkenness indicates nothing ex- cept that different sections have diff ferent definitions of drunk" You can divorce wife or hus- band and that's the end. but mother-in-laW once acquired. never | surrenders her right to knock.
 Americaniam: Preaching high standards of morality: doing wrong with q clear conscience if it enables US to lick the wicked opposition.
 Atheism would be as much of a menace" as communism if foolish people got as excited about it and gave it as much publicity. People should feel more conh- dence in the lower house of con- gress now. For weeks it has met and adjourned without doing any thing.
 A critic says the flag pole sitting record. more than any other, reveals the absurdity of America. Did the gentleman ever see the congressional record?
 Love Is the quality that keeps a man from biting something when lady makes her fourth futile effort to knock a little ball six feet.
 Protection against substitute, eh? A tariff on bananas to make people eat more apples. Why not tariff on perfumes 10 make them use more soap?
 How strange to call marriage a failure. Is the car a failure be- cause some oaf doesn't know how to handle it?
 EqualiZe the tariff? Where's the advantage in a license to charge you too much?
 Crews of Italian liners are now required to learn English. They all ready know the meaning of "Gimme shota hooch."
 Correct this sentence: "T am mere ly a tool of justice" said the judge, and never am influenced by my personal prcjudices.'
 Copyright 1929, Publishers
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
HI. NEW YORK CAMPAIGN

The political campaign in New
 York is no different from it's predecessors, The sum total of charges and countercharges might be a source of education in govern ment to the millions Of voters who
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
THE As

The second of the world series games has gone far to prove 10 the casual observers and rabid sans alike that the Philadelphia Athletics have consider ble of an edge upon their rivals in Cubland. The second
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

And "Nierrily We'll Roll Along! With cheer chains, tempers cant go skiAding. We surely need 'em, Folks. no kid ding, What if they clank a bit, those jokes? They'll save us from the gloom curb, Folks,
 Mixcd-Jp Time! Jerry: Funny, isn't it? Fred What now" Jerry: Tt takes hours Of training to be trained to the minute"
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
WHEN BLACK IS READ \ NIinnr SnuC 0f HatHt

Gosh, how I hate to make a bed Epitome of life's infertile chores I poke and tuck and sweat to do it And then get in and knock it all to H."
 Ruth Frances Heller
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation

Member AndIt Bureau or IircuI0tiOn The A. B. c. Is 6 uat0Ual organiza ton which furnishes newspapers and adver- tiserS with a strictly honest analysis tf circulation. Our circulatiOn statistIrs are based upon this audit Th!s insures pro- lection against fraud n newspaper dis tribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Will you marry me?
 For Him To Answer:
ReVerSed!

Boxing Promoter: How is your man, Battling Bailey, coming along ? You told me he had the stuff in him.
 Fight Manager: "He did until somebody knocked the stuffin' out of him!"
 Arthur J. Berry.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Member of the Associated Press

The Associated Press IS exclusively en. titled to the use for republication If all news credited to 1t or not otherwi SC credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Documentary Eyidcnce!~

Someone reports overhearing an account in the street in which one gentleman accused another of be- ing crazy. The latters response was unusual.
 With loud devices he produced discharge papers from a well-knoWn hospital stating that he had been examined and was sane. .Bystanders were inclined to litter at this.
 Whereupon the gentleman with the proof of his sanity shouted, 'I can prove that ] am sane. That s more than any of you can do."
 The bystanders moved on!
 Slightly Different!
 Marian: How are Janet An1
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
QUESTIONABLE TEST FOR
 LOVERS By NJ. H. Thorpe
For Her TO Answer

For Her TO Answer i. DO you sort of like me--a little?
 ?. Do you sort of love me - a little?
 3. Did you ever (a) kiss another man? (b) Love another man? 4. Is your old man a pretty tough egg or does he just like to act that way?
 ,. How many dollar-and-a- -quar ter table d'hote dinners, including tips. are there in a ten-dollar bill? 6. Do you like Pekingese pups? '. More than me? &. How many sisters and broth CTS and cousins and aunts and things have you, and how far away do they live?
 9. Will you marry me?
 For Him To Answer: 1. DO you really like me-a lot ,. Do you really love me-a lot .. 2. Which part of the Sunday pa per do you always read first? A. Do you wipe your safetyraz- or blades after every shave?
 ,. Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
 6. Honestly-cross your heart? '. How much do you make? s. Oooooh, is that a real stone? 9. When?
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

The Herald 's on sale daily in New York at F0talngs Newsstand Times Square; Schultz's Hewss;ands Entrance Grand Central s2Hd Street.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Oldest of all newspapers. the Picking Gazette, was founded during the Tang dynasty and ceased pub lication in 1900.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Coste and BelIonte
 To Start for Japan

Tsitsihar. Manchuria. Oct. 10 (UP) The French fliers, Dieudonne Coste and Maurice Bellonte, who are believed to have established a new worlds record for long distance flying in their flight here from Paris, expect to take off shortly for Japan, beginning their return trip to France.
 The hicrs requested the French embassy at Tokio 10 apply for per mission to land at Tachikawa, Japan.
 Tokio, oct. OP)-Answering a request from Dieudonne Coste, French aviator, the war office an nounced today that Coste and his companion, Maurice Bellonte. now at Tsitsihar. ManChuria. would be permitted to land in Japan.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

There seems 10 be a lot to this man FoxX in addition to the extra X.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open 10 advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1ceptedl At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES u00 . Year
 t2.oo Three Months
 1je Month Entered at the Post Offce at New Britain T, Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

THOMAS r. JACKSON. o and NJ. SMITH The circulation of The Herald is more than three times that of any other newspaper published in New Britain.
 In addition, it is the only newspaper in New Britain with an audited circulation.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

The Right Party! Sylvia: 'What is a betting par ty?" Norris; Sister, I am"
 Rose Speyer.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
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Send all communications 10 Fun Shop Editor, care of the New
 Britain Herald. and your letter
 will he forwarded 10 New York
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TELEPHONE CALLS

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New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Uncivilized people are those who come to their end without making work for d coroner's jury.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
the OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION, ETC. Required by of Congress Of August Fl, 1912 THE NEW BRITAIN HERALD
Published Daily, Except Sunday Britain, Conn., for
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 Connecticut Hartford.
 public the and county a1oe- personally T. r. duly he the business Herald that the following belief, statement the ship circulation the puhcaoh TOT the Act oi August Postal and Regulations to 
 l. That and addresses of the publisher editor man Publisher Herald lu1sl- Editor Johnstone Vance, New Britain Conn., Managing Britain, Business Manager Jackson New
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 othcy security mortgages Burr Bank Britain,
 paragraphs the security holders they stockhoer holder the books judiciary relation the the whom that the statements embracing afant full conditions under holders who not the hold stock and securities in ide and this atant believe other association the stock onds stated by him.
 number 0 each issue this the mails otherwise paid subscribers during the six months preceding the date shown above Is
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Poland spent over 85 million zloti on its exposition. That's zloti money.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Work and save and invest wisely and you can leave money enough 10 make worthless snobs of your chil- dren.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Copyright 1929, Publishers
 Syndicatc).
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

The greatest enemy of progress vas the fellow who invented the word "heresy."
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

How strange to call marriage a failure. Is the car a failure be- cause some oaf doesn't know how to handle it?
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Protection against substitute, eh? A tariff on bananas to make people eat more apples. Why not tariff on perfumes 10 make them use more soap?
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

EqualiZe the tariff? Where's the advantage in a license to charge you too much?
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Love is the quality that keeps a man from biting something when a lady makes her fourth futile effort to knock a little ball six feet.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

A critic says the flag-pole-stting record. more than any other. reveals the absurdity of America. Did the gentleman ever see the congressional record?
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10
Slightly Different!

Marian: How are Janet ani
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Flapper ideals aren't new. In Egypt, 1000 years B. C., the word pet meant heaven.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Crews of Italian liners are now required to learn English. They all ready know the meaning of "Gimme shota hoOch."
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Correct this sentence: "T am mere ly a tool of justice." said the judge, and never am influenced by my prcjudiCes."
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

Maybe the result would be better if rcformers were chosen in a con- petitive examination instead of ap- pointing themselves.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

People should feel more conh-
 gress now. For weeks it has met and adjourned without doing any thing.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-10

The relative number of arrests for drunkenness indicates nothing ex- cept that different sections have diff ferent definitions of drunk"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02

in a show and returned later in
the evening.
DR.. H. A. Saunders and son-in-
law, George Fleischer of Wenat-
chez, spent Monday in Hanford.
Marvin Chase came over from
Wenatchee Saturday evening. Miss
Gertrude Uller, who has been here
for the past week, returned with
him Tuesday.
Mr.. James Meeks left Sunday
for Wenatchee to do carpentering.
He will be gone two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Davis and lit
tie son arrived Sunday from Wen
atchee to visit Mrs.; Davis's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. S. Weber.
They expect to leave. for Califor-
MIA in a few days.
Mrs. Peffley, who has been Wis
iting her father, VIM. wainwright
and her uncle, G. E. wainwright, re-
turned with her son and daughter,
who came from Wenatchee Sum
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. S. Tosch and
two children of Cashmere visited
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02
ADDITIONAL LOCALS

ra . \
Sixty-five persons attended the
benefit bridge dinner which the
members of the guild of st. PauPs
Episcopal church gave Monday eve
ming at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
C. S, Knowles. Mrs. H. R. Vibber
and DR.. B.. l.. Cole won the high
scores and Mrs. X. C. Clifford and
Wayne Mann, the low. Bowls of
tulips, lilacs and spring blossoms
were used throughout the rooms.
Mrs. Jane K. vanderpool of Wal
la Walla, state president of the
business and Professional Wo-
mans Clubs will meet with the To-
cal club Saturday evening, May a.,
at 1880 o'clock at Plowman's for
dinner-and special business ses-
sion. Mrs. Vanderpool is making
an official visit to the Kennewick
Club. A delegation from the Walla
Walla Club will accompany her.
Mrs. Lucy Bentley, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Bentley and Charles Bent
ley left Monday for Salem, Ore,
to make their home. The Bentleys,
who are among the early pioneers
in this SETON, will be missed by
their many friends. In honor Of
the Bentleys, the Congregational
Aid and the Congregational church
entertained with a dinner Sunday
in the church following morning
services. About 40 attended the
dinner. The Aid presented Mrs.
Lucy Bentley with Tennyson's
birthday book and each person
present wrote his name in the
book. Mrs. Bentley's division of
the Aid gave her two handker-
chiefs.
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onade were served.
Mrs. Rollinger Entertained ten
grade school boys, who were for
mer pupils of hers at a swimming
party at Horseshoe Bend last Sat
urday afternoon. They took hike,
had "wienie" roast and then ate
the consolation prize. Mrs. Picatti
ice cream and other good things.
Mr.. and Mrs r. w. Urquhart
and little daughter, who have been
visiting at the A. HI. Myers home,
left Wednesday for their home in
Yakima.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Anglin
have taken an apartment at the
Planters hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. S. Weber.
Jr. spent the weekend at Finley
with Mrs. Webber's parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Will Hamlet.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Hart
spent last Wednesday in Prosser.
Mrs. Alex Connochie, who has been
serving on the jury, returned with
them. Mrs. James Needham re-
turned the following day.
VIM. S. Weber went to Tacoma
on business last Sunday and re-
turned Thursday.
Frank Clark and his mother
drove to Prosser Sunday. Mrs. F.
Clark and little Kenneth Irvan re-
turned with them.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02
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Mrs. M. r. Slavens I
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The Christian Endeavor will hold
a bake sale Saturday, May a, at
1880 p. m. at Fenley's store. They
will also demonstrate vegetable
shredders which they have for sale.
Mt. Gable chapter, o. E. S. will
meet Tuesday, May z at 8p. m.
The Bible Study class will meet
Sunday, May 5, at 8 p. m. at the
home of Rev. and Mrs. Stryker.
Subject, "The Sermon on the
Mount"
Last Friday afternoon the Ham
ford high school team played the
Pasco team at Pasco. Pasco won
8 to O. Pete Salvini took part of
the boys down and Mrs. Picatti
and Joie took the rest. Dorothy
Fenley and several of the high
school girls went down with Roy
Fenley. Pete Salvini and some of
the boys remained in Pasco to take
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02

Mr.. and Mrs. E. w. futile o.
Spokane arrived Thursday ant
spent a few days at the Harrison
Brown home before going to Wen.
latchee where Mr.. futile is employ
ed. Mr.. futile is nephew of Mrs
Brown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Anglin
Miss Bernice Griner and Preston
Anglin went to Lind Sunday. Pres
ton played in the band.
Denzil Mock and James Brown
accompanied the White Bluffs
band on their trip to Lind Sunday.
Miss Weber was in Hanford the
first of this week, examining the
Lgrade children for defective eyes,
and teeth.
John Bell of Seattle was in town
last week. He has rented his ranch
to Charlie Syfford for three years.
Mrs. Norman Anglin entertained
the Christian Endeavor at her
home Friday evening, April 26, the
occasion being her fortieth birth
day. The Christian Endeavorers
presented her with some beauti-
full bronze book-ends. The evening
was spent in playing games, stunts
and listening to music. Mrs. How
ard Anglin played several selec-
tons and Howard sang. Refresh
ments of jello, cake and coffee
were served.
Mrs. VIM. S. Webber entertained
last Tuesday afternoon at bridge.
There were three tables and the
color scheme was pink and white.
Mrs. English won first prize and
Mrs. Perry second. Refreshments
consisting of ice cream, cake waf-
ers and coffee were served. Those
present: Mesdames English, Per-
ry, Parke, and Hawley of White
Bluffs and Mesdames Kamerer,
MacD Donald, Young, Fenley, Griner,
Evett, Rollinger and Webber of
Hanford.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Hoover and
family arrived Saturday from
Roosevelt, Wash. and will make
their home with Mrs. Matte Nc
Glothlen for the summer. Mrs.
Pitt, who has been staying with
Mrs. McGlothlen, left for her home
in White Bluffs.
Mr.. and Mrs, Howard Anglin
gave a demonstration dinner at the
Norman Anglin home last Wednes-
day evening. There were fourteen
guests present. Mrs. j. H. Eyett
won the aluminium cleaner prize
and Mrs. Mock won the little alum
mum frying pan.
The Art Club met last Thurs
day at the home of Mrs. H. n.
Bole' Mrs. Griner won the prize in
the guessing contest, a vase con-
tanning tulips. Mrs. Ludington won
and Mrs. A. G. Evett assisted the
hostess. Delicious refreshments
were served. Mesdanes Goodell
Keller and Rinehart will entertain
at the next meeting which will be
at the home Of Mrs. cDonnell.
Miss Lampson entertained the
Tri Mu Sunday school class and
few other girls Saturday after
noon. There were twelve girls pres
ent and they had pleasant time
playing games. Two prizes were
won by Frances Biart and Jean
Griner. Ice cream, cookies and lem
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02

Mr.. and Mrs. Wysong, now have
the management of the Kenne-
wick Laundry. AS local people they
ask part of your laundry work.
5 Auburn street.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02

The artistic temperament is
something that persuades daugh-
ter to let mother do the sweeping
and dish washing.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-02

LOST-B Black leather coat. Return
to Burns Brown. =
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WANTED-2-horse Fresno; must
be reasonable in price. Frank
Bens, Hover, Wash. 5tf
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-04

Uncle Wiggily threw the red rub
ber ball on the store floor. Up the
laughing face of the ball bounced
and it Dashed the Cat on the nose.
"Mew'" she howled.
"I'm so sorryv cried Uncle Wig.
gily, leaping forward to catch the
ball before it could bounce any more.
But he knocked over trick donkey
that at once began to lash out with
its heels and the donkey kicked
over doll, who fell on the show
case and bumped her nose And
then at last the rabbit got hold of
the bali and stopped it from bounc
ing.
"Dear me, Look what I've done"
cried Mr.. Longears.
"No harm at ALL" mcwed the Cat
rubbing her nose with her paw "lt's
all jolly fun. Do you want to buy
the ball3"
"Indeed | do" said Uncle Wig
giiy. am take it home to my bunny
children. But hope they don't go
bouncing it about bashing folks on
the nose with it,"
"Oh, they don't do any HARM"
said the Cat. "Shall put the ball in
Il bag for you"
r"Thank you," answered Uncle
Wiggily, "but I'll carry it my paw.
l like to look at the jolly face paint
ed on it,"
So Uncle Wiggily, with the red
rubber bouncing ball in his paw.
Topped out of the toy store to hurry
home to his hollow stump bungalow.
But he had not gone vary far be-
fore all of sudden, out from around
the corner of an ice-cream office
popped the Fuzzy Fox.
$50, we meet again!" growlcd the
Bad Chap.
''It's no pleasure 10 mel" sighed
Uncle Wiggily. "What do you
want ?" and he looked at the ball in
his paw.
"Somc of your ears" cried the
Fox, and just then Uncle Wiggily