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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
nEAR ANNIE LAURIE:

EAR LAURIE:
~ There Is q certain young gen.
tleman who il In the Same choir
as /, but we have never been In
troduced to each other.
He attends the services every
Sunday and has always tried to
pick up an acquaintanceship with
me. Whenever he sees me on the
street he speaks to me IN q gentle
manly fashion. but I have never
answered him. / have often met
him In other places and he has
tried to carry on a conversation
but I never listen to him. Do
you think that I have done right?
l know nom OF his friends and,
therefore. I don't know how I may
be introduced to him. So will you
please tell me what to do. for I
am very anxious to know if / have
been wrong.
BoBBIE.
DOBBIE: Surely. Boobie. the min
- lister OF your church would helr
you to obtain an introduction to the
young man. This would really be
the best way. AS long as you both
sing in the same choir. I cannot see
how you would not have mutua'
friends. 1t would not be out OF
place for you to acknowledge the
young mans geetings. But | am
sure IL you try you can obtain a
formal introduction that will smooth
the way for a better acquaintance.
ship.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

Tree from pain, aches, or dlscom1ort OF some
kind? If it isn't a stomach ache, it is a headache.
If It isn't a pain in your knee, it is a pain in
your ear. In short, there is a pain somewhere
IN your body most of the time.
This should not be true. If we lived right, it
wouldn't be. At least, it wouldn't be the case
if back of our own right living, was a record of
right living on the part of our ancestors.
But alas! we must endure many disagree
able symptoms. But let's do our part to escape
their exasperating effects. With every month of
correct living, will come increased prospect
Of lodging these little evils.
Today | shall speak of one or two such dis
turbances as l have in mind. The first is head
ache. To this | could add eye-ache, ear-ache,
pain in the back and cramps in the legs. There are
other pains, TOO. But let's talk about headache.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

don't start picking up pretty
Nobody loves a chronic wilmer.
Even Ii things weren't going well
at the office, I'd be a good sport
and keep my troubles to myself. A
girl wants to be able to look W to
q man for his strength and courage.
II he's continually grumbling about
hard luck and bad business. sooner
or later it'll dawn on her that he's
a weakling.
And she'll never marry a nan
like that. He's a poor matrimonial
risk. and she knows ii. Every time
she breaches the subject Of buying
a new hat. or having the living
room done over. Friend Hubby win
come back with a long-drawn-out
whine about the rottenness Of bust
ness. A girl doesn't enjoy the role
Of a complaint bureau.
An Old Man Gloom around the
house has no appeal.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
The Stars Say
For Sunday, March LIZ.
by GENEyIEvE KEMBLE.

hUNDAY'S horoscope is not an
~ important one. excepting for
affairs OF the church and pro-
fessional activities. Ii is a good
time for correspondence or for in
augurating publicity campaigns or
enterprises which may be handled by
mail. There Is a menace Of some
personal Disagreement
Those whose birthday 1t is may
have d year OF conflicting interests.
with some activity in connection with
letters, writings or publicity. but
personal affairs may not be entirely
pleasant. A child born on this day
may be enterprising as well as gift
ed in many directions. 1t should
make fair success in Life
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
Dodge Even the Little, Annoying Ailments by Right Living
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
BY Max Trell --J
Shadow Children "Cfiris.en',
the Pet Turtles.

tIAO Ct Ahtk0Ss
NE day Mil. Flor. Hand, Yam
" knarf = the FIVE little shadow.
children - decided to pay a
visit to the two turtles. who mud
recently been added to tho house
hold as pets and were now living
| n the garden.
Maybe they're not home. said
Yam Mil and Flor. the twins. nod
ded. They may be over al their
grandmother's." they said
Even if they're over at their
grandmother's," said Hand. they're
still at home"
How can that be?" asked ne
others.
Because they take their hu,ne
with them." Hand replied. Knarf
exclaimed in a loud voice or
course, everyone knows that"
Did you know it?" asked Yam.
Knarf pretended not to hear her.
We ought to bring them n pres-'
emit" he said. The others thouSht
this a good idea. They were very
generous. you see. Now that can
five shadows give two turtles? IL
Is a difficult problem. for the things
LiAGl Slid'AoWS Ike uldy MOI uppc1l
TO turtles at all. They thought very
hard. They thought for seven min
utes without stopping. For shadows
this Is a very long time to think.
At last Mil and Flor. who always
came TO the same conclusions at The
same time. cried Let US give thorn
q name."
"Hoo-ray." shouted tho others,
clapping their hands. That's just
what they need" II was, indeed. for
ever since the turtles had come 10
the house. they weren't called any,
thing but this one" and that
one"
What m shall we give them?''
asked Yam.
Lets call one Jack" began Flor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

well-known Gallo galiantry car
ries the lady who was so quick
on the trigger out of the court
room with a salvo Of emotional
applause.
Interesting. isn't it? Or is
it?
Copyright. 1929. Newspaper Feature Service. INC
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
For Monday, March H..

IA M ONDAY'S astrological forecast
I'VE is not entirely fortunate al
though 1t makes for activity
and new ventures. 1t would be well
to postpone change and travel until
a more propitious rule Of the planets
Employment seems TO be in Jeopardy
and there Is a hint Of some stub
born obstacle to be removed by in
dustry and determination.
Those whose birthday 1t is may
prepare for a year in which OBJ
stacles must be removed by persever-
ance and patience. While new ven.
lures present. and with fair pros.
poets. yet there Is a menace from
change and employment is in jeop-
ardy. A child born On this day may
be versatile and talented but erratic.
stubborn and may find it difficult to
get along in employment unless well
trained and disciplined.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

crepe. A flesh georsette vestee. cut
with a round neck finishes what
certainly ia II Of the best looking
things I've aver e - and that in
face of the fact that it's my very
own "brain-child."
And what delights me most is
that Madame told me TO keep on
making sketches and shed give me
every opportunity to get into the
designing end. Three cheers for
Gracio
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
Plain French Dressing Is
Always Safest Selection
GROUP OF US were dining at

A GROUP OF US were dining at
- a pleasant foreign restaurant.
and at the salad course we
heard an exclamation Of wifely solic-
itude from one CT the women in the
party.
But. Henry. you never eat salad
at homei" Henry looked up slightly
abashed, from the large plate OF let
tuce he was consuming with obvi-
Gus gusto. "Oh WELL" he mumbIed.
these leaves are just ar c u to
mop up the snappy dressing"
Which didn't improve matters.
For the injured wife aired her
grievance she had salad home
every night. with the most delicious
dressings. Thousand Island and Rus.
sian and what not. and Henry
so much as looked at it. Which
makes Henry somewhat typical Fol-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
If [ We're
A Man.
By JILL

WOULDN'T be
forever crouch.
ing about hard
times.
It's no girls
idea Of a pleas
ant evening to
have to I q n
to t . b 10Y
frie d telling
how b a d bust
ness Is and how
he'll have to
go to the poor
house II things
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

not & a u d v and
I'd wear strictly
daytime clothes.
There's q time
and pla C . for
9 9 sort OF
costume and I'd
make it my busi-
ness to e a r n
W h e n to wear
" h a {. A man
likes the girl he
takes out to be
well and appro-
priately dressed
Nothing enlbar
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

"A kiss without a moustache, is like an egg
without salt"-so goes the old ~proverb, and
madame agreed with the teachings Of the wise
old saying.
She liked her husband to wear a moustache,
she loved to look at him and think what a nice,
strutting, pompous, dominating male he was,
and what a nice, gentle, quiet, submissive, and
not always perhaps perfectly frank wife she
was. 1t was like something in a play, some
thing quite correct, and chic. and quite to be
done.
And all at once, M. Lubin shaved his nous
tache without saying a word to her about it.
It was a terrible shock, and then when the
first shock was over Madame Lubin said to
herself:
ola hos aluraua ham nond nnnrrh far 49,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
If | Were
A Girl
By JACK

d DRESS to suit the occasion.
/ wouldn't select the office as
a fitting place to wear out my
last years evening gowns. I'd keep
my rhinestone buckles and high
heeled satin pumps for the dance
floor. instead Of trying to dazzle
the boss with them.
Ny rhinestone necklaces and my
g%littering. noisy bangles I'd save for
my social affairs. In the office. I'd
dress the way a business girl should
dress. and not give the impression
Of having come to work straight
from q night club. I'd be neat but
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

the average man. given the choice
will say make il plain French
dressing" And ne will make fun
Of the elaborate creamy dressings.
without which no women's lunch.
o can lie a C.
When in doubt as to what peopls
like. it's always safe to prepare a
good French dressing. Not too oily
Not TOO acid. To get the best le-
suits. measure most carefully.
French dressing seems so easy to
throw together - it's merely oil.
vinegar and ~seasonings - that It's
a temptation just to pour the ingre-
dents from jug to bowl and trust
to the eye for measurement - with
undergraduate. il not unpleasant re-
suits. It's absolutely necessary to
and to measure accurately
in order TO achieve the dressing in
which neither oil nor acid FREEDOM
mate. a good French dressing is a
perfect blend. smooth, and with lust
the right pleasant tang.
Here is a standard. and remember
abba reripa
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
to Girls
BY ANNIE LAURIE
nEAR ANNIE LAUR1D

nEAR ANNIE LAUR1EE
~ The question has arisen
among several friends Of mine
about whether Variety is the
spice Of life" or not. All Of us are
in later teens and want to
know whether we should go with
a number OF girls or not. We
would thank you very much II you
would answer this question.
BAFFLED.
QAFFLED: How In the world will
you ever know when you meet
the right girl. II you haven't met
lots Of other girls. Baffled. When
you meet her, then you won't have
any desire Or inclination to see any
other girl in the world In the mean
time. the surest way Of meeting your
fate is by meeting lots OF people.
So why worry?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
D VS. ARE
FROM PAIN?
There's Almost Always One of the Minor Disagree
able Symptoms Troubling Us, Most of Them
Traceable to Our Mode of Existence.
By ROYAL S. COPELAND, NJ. d.

United States Senator frOm New fOrK.
Former Commissioner OF Health, NeW York CITY.
T 0 greater gift could be given man than freedom from the little
annoyances. In a sense these are worse than the big ailments
Certainly they are more common.
How many days do you have in the year when you are entirely
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

rdSses nIIn more than to be made
conspicuous because Of her lack Of
good taste.
He doesn't give a whoop whether
the girl friends dress cost ten dol.
lars or q hundred. It's the way she
looks in it and where she wear II
that matters.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

with his moustache-who IS she, this outrageous female. who has
compelled my poor husband to sacrifice his moustache for her sake"
When She thought Of that, madame grew quite furious. She
Jumped out of bed and ransacked in the drawer of her husbands
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
RAGEDYSTALKS IN
WAKE OF JEALOUSY
Black Writes Of Madame Lubin, Who Shot
Her husband Because He Shaved His So
Beautiful Moustache for Another Woman.
By WINIFRED BLACK

N MADAME LUBIN, of Paris, was cross because her husband
lVu shaved his moustache.
He had a moustache when she married him and she
thought, like most Frenchwomen, that moustaches were signs of
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16
FRENCH DRESSING
3 tablespoons oil
l tablespoon vinegH
- teaspoon salt

Il teaspoon pepper
Put the salt and pepper in a bowl,
add the oil and stir. then add the
vinegar. a little at a time. Keep
chilled until ready to serve.
The French and other Latin cooks
introduce a flavor which vastly I'm
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

There are many varieties OF PAIN IN the head. 1t may be IN the
forehead, over the eyes. 1t may be on top of the head. 1t may be
in the back of the neck.
1t may be a dull ache, n a throbbng pain. 1t may be a sharp
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

Y IIOLETS! The emblem Of faithfulness!
And she wonders, as she fastens the cluster
Y of the first tiny flowers she has found this
Spring, whether HE knows their meaning. He
may not know the language of the violets, but
he cannot mistake the language of Love. And
this he sees shining from her dewy eyes so
closely resembling the flowers which she fastens
to his coat.
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1899. NswspsD.s Feature Service. Inc.
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CONTINUED Monday

1929. Newspaper Feature Service, Inc.
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Silence is a true friend who
never betrays. -Confucius.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-03-16

Choose what is best; custom
will make it agreeable and
easy. -Pythagoras.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19
STATE May DECIDE
NATIONAL FLOWER
North Dakota Last State "a
Vote; Contest Between Gold.
enred and Wild Rose

Fargo. N. D.. Dec. ls.-H-votes
being cast In North Dakota this week
may decide what flower win be the
national floral emblem, according to
Mrs. Angela Boleyn. Fargo. publicity
chairman Of the State Federation Of
Women's clubs.
School children, clubwomen and
others are voting this week, Mrs.
Boleyn said, and the result viii be
announced shortly after Dec. n.
North Dakota viii BE- the last state
to report to the headquarters Of the
National Federation Of Women's clubs
and its vote probably Win decide the
issue between the goldenrod and the
wild rose, Mrs. Boleyn said. These
flowers arc leading with the Column
bine. daisy. violet, laurel, dogwood.
phlox. American beauty rose and
morning glory following closely In
order.
Mrs. w. II. Bodenstab, Bismarck,
has charge Of the voting In North
Dakota and Is assisted by Mrs. q. Z.
Bigelow, Mrs. H. Z. Killing, and Mrs.
Rex willard Of the Fargo Sports club.
q section Of the Fargo Fine Arts club.
Anyone h eligible 10 vote. The
only rules are that the flower selected
must be native, have wide distrihu-
ton, hardness and availability dur
ing q large part Of the year: that It
be suitable for conventional decor.
alton and design, and that its history
shall In some way be connected with
that Of the nation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19
THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1929

weather . frigid wave swept into the
south.
New Orleans Gets Snow
Snow. unknown In New Orleans for
years. fell this morning In the upper
section Of the city. The flakes were
very fine and melted almost Inn
mediately.
A large part Of Montana reported
temperatures NV. although ut KALI
sreu the mercury stood ct 20 above.
Wyoming, Colorado and New Mex.
100 capitulated slightly to the storm
which swept the plains region east
Of here yesterday. and today reported
temperatures o: from II to Is degrees.
A sheet Of Ice covered much Of New
England and northern New York, dis
rupting transportation and cutting of
many communities from telephone
and telegraph communication.
snow. sleet, rain and gales on.
btned In q weather mixture which
played havoc In Ontario.
Hundreds Of miles OF telephone
wires were . tangled mass In western
Ontario. and light and power service
was disrupted.
Dlissard conditions made practical.
II oil highways almost impossible to
motor cars. Western Ontario cities
were isolated - the storm still ragged.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19
WITNESSES PACKING
GUNS AFTER THREAT
Testified Against Officials and
Citizens Charged with
Rum Ring Action

Couer D,Alene. idaho. Dec. l0.-R
Pistols swung today from the hips
Of two government witnesses who Re.
ported their lives had been threat
ened after testifying against % Off.
cials and private citizens charged
with operating an officially protected
rum ring Ut Mullan, idaho.
KootenAi county officials rave the
witnesses permission to arm them.
selves yesterday after It had been re-
ported men involved In the alleged
wide open liquor traffic Of northern
idaho desired to get them.
Anthony II. Mc0ill. former Mullan
bartender. soldier Of fortune and
miner. who got his first smell OF gun.
powder In the Klondyke. served notice
he was ready for anything" ~ he
donned hts cartridge belt and gun.
M. E. Needhan1. former chief OF
police Of Mullan. the other prosccu-
ton witness, rs he strapped Z six
shooter to his side, said:
Il heard long before this case
started that the gang at Mullan was
going to get me. Tell EN- to come
IN. I've sent word that when Need
ham starts something he finishes It.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19
DROP
AS CROP REPORT IS
DECLARED BEAR|SH'
Export Demand Appears Slack,
Improvement Not Expect
cd Until New Year

Chicago. Dec. l9.-fAr)-Whcat
values underwent u sharp break to-
day, especially toward tho last, Sell
ing was based to a considerable ex-
" ,srs On sous srr%i'e rer ans1 official iSs af fig.
age and condition OF United States
winter wheat and rye viii show an
increase. storms crippling wire serS..
ice did much to restrict business. and
the market cvinced little disposition
Wheat closed unsteady at almos,
the days bottom level. 2 Sac to aye
u bushel lower than yesterdays fin.
, 3 'ps sx iisii TO- . 1 "a. Mar. ia 81
Corn closed i TO sc to lLc off,
DEC. soal 70 Il: Mar. 9:A; May s5ia
oats nc to lie down, aud provi-
s'o ne. varying from : to &c decline to
Corn prices showed stubborn re-
sistancc to selling pressure. Oats
were easier. Provisions dragged on
account Ut grain weakness. !.
trend which the wheat market show
I'd At times today in connection with
Bearish aspects Of the United. states
government crop report was the fact
that overnight snowfalls In domestic
wheat territory were cxtrl.heAvy.
! Export demand for wheat from North
America appeared slack. and predic.
tiOns were heard that no improve.
,rent would develop until after the
holidays.
= According 10 advices current here.
setbacks In Liverpool wheat quota.
tionA today were largely 4 result OF
selling orders from this side Of the
Atlantic. II. WAS noticed. however.
the Liverpool market continued weak
until the finish. the close there to-
day being TN TO I 3-4 pence net de-
cline. whereas only Is to A. pence
lower prices had been looked for. On
the other hand. Argentine harvest
seports today continued u~nfavorablc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19
McC ormick Suit Given
To California Jurist

Santa Barbara. Calf. Dec. 1o.-R)
Deposition Of Mrs. Katherine Nc
Oorlmick's suit for the dismissal OF
DF. Edward ]. Kempf. who receives
100000 . year AZ personal physician
to her wealthy Incompetent husband.
Stanley Mccormick, and the ousting
Of Harold r. Mccormick and Mrs.
Anita Mccormick Blaine, brother and
sister Of the invalid a. co-guardians.
Was In the hands OF Superior Judge
william q. Deny today. The hearing
came to IN end yesterday after q day
Of argument by counsel for both sides.
and Judge Deny took the case under
adivsement.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19

stat ,.;. e North Dakota. County Of Bur
IN County Court before the Hon. l.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Thorn.
Harry =. ONeill. Administrators. Pc
tttioneE;. W. Catherine Lamore Mary
1ssa His:rs, tlstsr &insr. ,'i Fiioya
Pele. Frank Miner, John Miner.
Della carl!n, .Lisste Tshaau. Frances
fSem:ssss Hsary S NinsSs. Ia Hari xi rssS.
Thomas =. .Ro4man. Torn Arthur
He1man. and al heirs unknown %
Ine.A: Msnsrs. S:csa:sdi :nd AZ
eetato g Thomas Miners. deceased.
citsaiss HEARING Final Report ana
AeoeuAtlne. Petition for Olstrlbu-
rSs 6jtats o. North Dakota 70 IA
Ao0vo Named. Respondents:
Yeu an4 Zach e. you are hereby
site1 2 require e sppesr before
6rrlsisks II sa(d stats. Il the oifics
g the County judge oe ssie County.
mearck. u said County and stats. on
Is sss ri & = q s s!snlsastyi; IL Ii ths i forenoon ,sss: 81
e that 4ay. 70 show cause. 4 any you
ceontlng. letiticn for 4tstrlbutton Of
se ss's Z,ss. o's g t &: :sn1 si { a q
eeese1. "a 1ile n said court, should
IL pseysr 81 ssid 7isai report and
ssssSnta16; petition ssae f, 1.E a l.ncre aD1
sscssssiax and 1 pst.t ion ~ a'p Sistri sse-
ton - allowed. the administration
q sel4 ectate p brought 70 . close,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19

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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-19
PARAMOUR KILLERS
EXECUTION IS near

Columbus. O.. Dec.
en- r. E. Thomas OF Ohio penitentiary
said today that unless the state "a.
premc court acts on the appeal Of
Dr.. James H. Shook before midnight
tonight he has authority 70 proceed
with the professors electrocution fog
the murder OF hts coed paramour,
Theora Hlx. last June -.
A stay Of execution granted Dr.,
Shook, depoeed Ohio state University
professor, expires At midnight. Under
the Law, the warden said, he has ~.
thortty to proceed with the execution
any time between midnight tonight
and midnight tomorrow.
Warden Thomas refused TO sAy
when the execution would take place
II no further order was received from
the supreme court.