The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1929-07-25
EXTRA WRONG FONTS
By Scoop
Big Truth Sale
By Scoop

Sale, the truth, the v hole Truth, and
nothing else but.
Although the idea isn't exactly
original with Scoop, it's still in the
family, and in order that the Oakland
merchants will get chance to see
the value of good advertising, this
sale is being put on free of charge.
The sale will be held this Saturday
but if you inquire at the stores and
they don't have any of the articles
left, please don't blame Scoop or
Archibaldson. You can blame Sapolio,
because he left Saturday and can't
defend himself.
An open confession is good for the
soul. The following reveals the true
facts concerning this clearance of
merchandise SALE Prices slashed to
figures way above cost so that the
merchants can still make some profit.
Here Are the Bargains
Gortners store-$30 walnut lined
cedar chest. One thing we can say
for it is even the moths have stayed
away from it, so far. Now $685..
Oakland Hardware and Furniture
company-S180 four-piece bedroom
suite. You'd think this stuff had the
measles the way people kept away
from it. Therefore reduced to S99.
Frank Smouse-$4.50 bridge lamp
and shade. We thought it was I'M
usual but no one else did. Now only
S199.
Harned's Pharmacy-S2 5 toilet
sets. How in the world did they ever
get in here? Out they go for S17.69.
Oakland Model Bakery-Choice
fruit cakes. Should have gone last
Christmas but we find them still here,
Now 70 cents.
H. C. Sincells-$19 dresses in the
wierdest shades. Our buyer was
color blind, but they are worth S1795.
Gonder's Pharmacy-50 cent boxes
of rouge that stick wherever you put
it. We unconsciously bought these
but we must get rid of them at 39c.
Fraleys' Big Store-$2.98 Kitchen
Katchall. That is what it does under
the sink. Here all it catches is dust.
Now S1.39.
Hinebaugh's Restaurant -Gafuey
cigars, $3.50 per box. Not much for
smoking, but good enough to give
away. Now $1.75.
D. M. Dixon and Son-S15 kiddies'
play yard. They must play somewhere
so it might as well be in one of these,
at $795.
DR.. Grant-$2O set of false teeth.
Have been on exhibition for years,
but they might fit your mouth.
S11.75 isn't much of bite out of your
weeks wages.
Gonder's Jewelry Store-$15 Humi-
dore smoker Our guess is that our
original price was too high. Well, it
goes now for $8.75.
West Maryland Power Company
Rebuilt vacuum cleaners-Let's both
clean up now with this good item,
S12.95.
Fisher Company-A lot of
mems work suits at $25. Only Thurs
ton could have made them disappear
before, but now, even we can do it for
1891.
Miller's Sanitary Market Best
grade prime hams of privileged pork
ers. Our buyer foolishly overbought,
so we price them now at 500.
A. D. Naylor-Does nobody ever
take a bath anymore? Any number
of high grade bathtubs on hand.
They say they have been here for 7
months, but some of US know better
than that, $3.50.
Martins Furniture-$129 three
piece parlor suite upholstered in vel
our. Just little bit loud, still it
won't scream at you. Yet you'll shout
at getting it for $68.
Bon Ton Confectionery-Assorted
candies, enough to satisfy the whole
town. We've reduced the price only
because some of it was soiled from
handling. Now 29c per pound.
Bolden's Undertaking parlor-Busi-
ness is dead. We have plenty of
collins that you will like. Somebody
give them a permanent home.
Treacy's Cash Store-Some very
loud dress material. Looked beautiful
when it came but we've seen eonugh
of it. Cheap at half price.
Browns Store-$3 smoker lamp.
No one has liked them so far, but
you might for $1.29.
Empire Furniture Store-$35 Day
Bed, you can use it at night, then the
few scratches won't show, $18.
Sturgiss' Pharmacy-Percy's Pink
Pills for Pale People. At one time
they were most popular. Do us a
favor and take them now for Gle.
E. C. Liller-Beautiful home tail
ored suit. Supposed to have been
sold last spring, but it was so pretty
we hated to see it go. Need the room