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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

NEW GARDEN HEAD

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, June 6.-Frank G.
Bruen, prominent racing figure, has
been appointed president of
Madison Square Garden to fill the
vacancy created by the promotion
of William F. Carey to the Office of
president at the time of Tex Rick
ards death.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
RELEASED TO PORTLAND

BN Hifc0 TfrFF
PHILADELPHIA. June 6,-Joe
Hassler, utility infielder for the
Philadelphia Athletics, was en- route
to Portland ore today to Join the
Pacific Coast League team there.
His unconditional release was an
"wednesday.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

out triple and two singles, drew
one walk and stole two bases. Mat
theWs and Metz also got three
safeties apiece, one OF Matty's blows
going to the scoreboard in right for
two bases, and it was this wallop
that developed into the winning
marker. Wild also drew walk, made
one sacrifice hit and stole two sacks.
Loss Against Zahniser
Lucas hurled for Toledo seven in
nings, giving way for a pinch hitter
in the eighth, and zahniser hurled
one stanza and got charged with the
defeat.
The Indians piled up five runs the
first two innings before Lucas could
settle down, and the Hens didn't
catch up until the eighth, and then
only to see the game pass back into
Tribe hands. Bobby Veach blasted
a homer into the center field bleach
ers in the fifth with Koehler on
base. Another Hen prominent was
catcher McCurdy, who had a per-
feet day at bat with three hits and
a walk. Shorty Thomas went hit
less before Skidmore. but he was
active on the diamond and accepted
twelve chances without a miss. Con-
molly. also played great ball at Sec
ond for the Tribe.
With the Indians one run to the good in
the ninth Leo Skidmore frightened ana
erased the top of the Hens batting list IN
one. two, three order. Neun fled to Layne,
Koehier fouled to Warstler, who turned IN
Metz
Warstler wild throw set the table
for Veach's homer in the fifth, otherwise
the Hens would have been BANKED that
inning.
Barnharts triple in the first was out
With men on base He was struck by a
pitched ball his second time up.
The Indians failed to hit with men, on
bases from the second until the eighth.
Toledo executed three double plays during
the fracaS.
The Tribe fourth was riot. With Mat
theWs on third and Layne on second, and
one out after Matty had pilfered second
ana lUlIQ ana LdTuG ocCODQ, bdI mart
bounced to Freigau and Matty was
trapped between third and home, a run
down play developing that retired the
side. Matty dashed back to third and be
yond. toward left field, and was ruled out
for leaving the base line Layne had
reached third, but lost his bearings and
sprinted back toward second with the
Hens in pursuit In the meantime Barn
but was driven back by Layne, who
evaded his pursuerS. Matty unaware he
was out. got back on the base line and
crossed the plate. Failing to get Layne.
the Hens started in pursuit of Barnhart
and Layne got under way again and ran
to third and headed for home. but Right
Fielder Koehler had reached the diamond
by that time and shared a throw and
tagged Barnhart an instant before Layne
crossed the plate. The ball was passed
around SO much and to so many players
the fans we're dizzy
Menshan crashed dead liner at
Thomas in the third and Sprinz vas dou-
bled off first. II was a terrific cIout.
Sprinz made a fne run to snare Thomas
foul beyond the Tribe dugout in the sec
ond.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
Rosenfeld bstted for Lucas in eighth.
INDIANAPOLIS

Homo run-NeaCh. Ihree-baSe hts
Layne, Barnhart. Two-base hits-Mat-
Connolly. Brown. Stolen Observation-Disclosures.
?: Layne. ?. Double plays-Koehler to
McCurdy. Thomas to Neun, Freigau to
McCurdy to Thomas to Neun to Koehler
Left on bases--Toledo. :: Indianapolis IL
Bases On balls-Of Lucas, 5: of Zah-
riser, off Skidmore. 2. Struck out
Bv Skiomore. ?. Hit by pitched ball
Srrinz and Bsrnhart. by Lucas. Hits-Of
Lucas. 10 in innings: of Zahniser. 2 in
inning. Umpires-Snyder, Johnston and
Connolly. Time-1:54.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
BABE STILL IN BED

NEW YORK. June 6.-Babe Ruth
may be out OF the lineup for the
New York Yankees for another
week. it was announced here. The
slugger is in bed with a chest cold
and a Sprained wrist.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
DELTA TAU DELTAS WIN
Capture Annual Interfraternity
Track Meet at Butler.

The Delta Tau Delta fraternity
track team won the annual Butler
university interfraternity track and
field meet Wednesday. The Delts
scored 6219 points.
Phi Delta Theta was second with
$50. Chi Rho zeta scored 4 points,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
TEACHERS TRIUMPH

The Teachers college OF Indian
apolis downed the Washington high
school girls in a five-inning play
ground ball game Wednesday. %
10 z.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06


Columbus ....-.... GOO 900 600 ; ,
Louisville ...... Ol0 310 COX 2
Johnson, Miller and shinault, Devine;
Weller and Thompson
twelve Innings
St. Paul ..-....- COG goo o32 col y 2
Kansas City. 600 l0l 020 o02- II l
Belts and TesmeTc Fenner; Sheehan, Day
and Peters
minneapolis ...... 3 90s GOO eco d 523-i2 20 /
Middleton and Kenna Gearin, Buvid
Eddlemsn, Fons and Young.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
St. Louis ........... $50 600 100 u ?
NAYS Walker and O'Farreil Mitchell
and wilson
BrookLyn ..-..--...- d do0 o20 800 o0o 2
McWeeny and Picinch: Horne. Cvengros,
Carlson and Grace.
Philadelphia -.--.-. 5 20l goo ool-4 - 3
Wilioushby. Green. Miuisan. Elliott and
Davis, Susce.
Boston at Pittsburgh. postponed. rain.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
ST Louis ......--... 600 600 200 Q
Philadelphia ...---. 0l2 l0l COX II Q
Cofman. Crowder and Ferrsll walbers
and Cochrsne.
Chicago ...... o2o 600 600 o
Bosto1 - oi0 $50 0sx-l7 q
Thomas. Dugsn. Blsckburne and Berg
MacFay6en and Berry.
Twelve Innings
Cleveland $3.50. 900 500 200 600 II I
New York ..-- oSl 900 100 o0l II 0
Shaute Miljus and L. Sewsl: Hoyt,
Heimoch and Gabovski. Dickey.
Detroit ...-..-..... 002 600 600
Washington .-..-.-. sol 202 OoX- s 10 l
Carroll. Smith. Yde and Shea: Marherry
and Ruel
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
uruue Situation No7v Center of Interest in Big Ten x-Ub
1T OVER
WITH JOE WILLIAMS

NEW YORK June 6.-There are
IN intmadous in the sports news
that Judge Emil Fuchs is tired Of
Il all. I am distressed 70 hear this.
I had hoped the good Judge would
make 2 success OF managing the
Boston Braves. It would have served
10 strengthen my contention that
ANYBODY who knows when the side
is out can manage a ball club, and
conversely. that the popular theory
that a successful manager must be
2 cross between an oriental mystic
and a seventh son is largely the
hooey.
You may recall the judge took
hold Of the Braves in the spring
WithCus previous benefit of expert
ence either as player or manager
He explained that he had been
watching ball games all his life
and that, in a general way, he felt
reasonably confident he was
familiar with all the delicate
shsdings of what is called the
profound strategy Of the ball field.
IN VIEW or WHICH BELIEF THE
JUDGE WHO is ALSO The OWNER OF
THE CLUB APPOINTED HIMSELF THE
MANAGER FOR BETTER OR FOR
WORSE.
I PAID a MAN $4,000 TO MANAGE
THE CLUB LAST YEAR AND HE WOUND
UP IN THE CELLAR REASONED THE
JUDGE. II CAN'T DO ANY WORSE AND
CAN DO IT MUCH CHEAPER
r.
TOR few weeks the judge
Il seemed to be getting somewhere
but now he is back within nudging
distance of eighth place and unless
the law of gravity gets tangled up
in some nonpartisan obstruction, he
will reach the end Of the line before
the month is out.
r
The Judge intimates that he
will remove himself very shortly
from the dugout and resume his
daily occupation of thumb twid-
ding in the presidential box. Of
course the depressing fact that
the Judge has failed to produce
winner in Boston does not
definitely prove a Iayman is not
qualified to run n bal! club There
are several eXtenuating Circum-
stances in the Judges case.
2
TO BEGIN THERE is NO EVIDENCE
TO PROVE THAT THE BRAVES ARE, OR
EVER WERE A BAIL CLUB. ALL THAT
THIS ISOLATED EXPERIMENT MAY BE
SAID TO PROVE Is THAT TIE JUDGE
WAS NO WORSE THAN his $4,000 PRE-
DECESsOR.
INCIDENTALLY this seems to be
i 4 discouraging year for the sons OF
Blackstone in baseball MI Jack
Hendricks. who manages the Gin
cinnati Reds. also started out in
life as a lawyer
At the present writing Mr. Hen
bricks is disputing with the Judge
and MIR. WHbert Robinson Of the
BROOKLYN Robinsons for the right
To spend the summer months IN
the cellar. a determination which,
if the public prints are to be be-
Iieved. is not universally popular
with his Ohio constituency.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

INDEED THERE Is TALK THAT ME-.
HENDRICKS rs TO GO. AND WHtN
TALK OF THIS SORT GETS UNDER WAY
IN TIE RHINELAND SONiETHING OF
RADICAL NATURE GENERALLY HAP
PENS.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

Koehler Hen right fielder had seven
putouts and two assists This athlete
owns great arm and he is accurate with
ii; He peFged out Barnhart at the plate
after fly in the first and nailed Metz at
second trying for two sacks in thesseventh
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
BASEBALL CALENDAR
Cameo Todsv-ResuIts Yesterday
Games Today
Games Today-Results Yesterday
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

AMERICAN ASSOCIATIONS
Columbus at Louisville.
Toledo at INDIANAPOLIS.
Minneapolis At Kansas City.
st. Paul at Milwaukee.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
ilsdclphia at Cincinnati
BROOKLYN at Chicago.
Boston at Pittsburgh
New York at St. Louis.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Cleveland at New York.
Chicago at Boston.
ST. Louis at Philadelphia
Detroit at Washington.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
Four Scrdn1bleS
Carded Tonight
in Ripple Ring

The Broad Ripple bathing beach
arena VIII be the scene of some
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

A classy exhibition of diamond
pastiming is expected to be staged
at Brookside park Saturday after
noon at 2;30 when the Indian
apolis Big Four A, A. nine meets
the Van Vert, o., division Of the
Big Four Walter EIof is one Of
the star performers on the In
dianapolis squad, playing in the
outfeld and figuring prominently
with the bat. He is one of the
heaviest hitters in the Big Four
League A large number of spec
tators will come here from Van
Vert to witness the clash.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06
NATIONAL IEACII
Results Yesterday
AssOCIATION

AMEhItAN ANsUN IA IIUN
Columbus --..--.-.- o00 GOO 600 Q 2
Louisville -.--...-. 0lO $40 COX
Johnson. Miller and Shinault. Devlne;
Weller and Thompson.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

THREE-I LEAGUE
Quincy. 10: Peoria. 6.
Evansville. (; Danville. 0.
Decatur. 5; Terre Haute. 3
Bloomington. ?; Springfield, J.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

Menahan crashed dead liner at
Thomas in the third and Sprinz vas dou-
bled off first. II was terrific clout
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

Sprinz made fine run to snare Thomas
toul beyond the Tribe dugout in the sec
ond
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

TOR few weeks the judge
Il seemed to be getting somewhere
but now he is back within nudging
distance of eighth place and unless
the Law of gravity gets tangled up
in some nonpartisan obstruction, he
will reach the end Of the line before
the month is out
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-06

twelve Innings
St Paul ..-..... 900 900 022 COL u 2
Kansas City. 600 l0l 020 o02- II l
Belts and Tesmef. Fenner Sheehan Day
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17
PLANES MASTERING.
FOR ALASKAN HUNT
Big Craft to Be Shipped
North for Search of EieI-
son and BorIand.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
SEATTLE, Wash, December IL
George McStigo, pilot of one of the
three big airplanes which will be taken
to Alaska on the Coast Guard cutter
Chelan, to be used in the search Tor
Carl Ben EielSon and Earl Borland,
Alaskan flyers, who have been missing
since November 9, was here today, hav-
ing his ship serviced preparatory 10
moving 1t to Alaska by boat. He ar
rived here yesterday.
A second plane, en- route from Mon
treal, is expected today. and a third
is being shipped from Chicago. Eight
airnlen will make up the rescue en-
petition. Most of the flyers are vol
unteerS from the royal Canadian air
force. Capt. H. A. doc" Oaks, noted
Canadian airman. heads the group.
Montigo was held at Redding, Calf,
for three days by bad weather on his
way here. Work of dismantling his
plane and Grating it for shipment be-
gan Immediately.
The expedition has a so per cent
chance of rescuing Eielson and Bor-
land, Maj. Howard G. Deckard. United
States Reserve flyer, who Is in charge
of dispatching the group, said here.
He pointed out that Eielson and Boz
land. believed down somewhere on the
Boring Seacoast, could exist for months
in snowdriftS If not injured. The lost
men, who were attempting to reach
the icebound fur trading ship Nanuk,
were equipped with food and a gasu-
line stove.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17
PARTY
DATE IS CHANGED
Mrs. Hoover to Make Brief Ad-
dress at Central Union Mission
Fete December %.

Because of the unusually large num-
Der of persons expected to be in attend
ance, the annual Christmas tree party
of the Central Union Mission, which
was to be held at the National Theater
December "a, will take place instead at
the Fox Theater, and the date has been
changed to December %.
Mrs. Herbert Hoover. who acQuieSced
in making the necessary change, will
deliver a few words of greeting to the
many children who are expected to be
present. and she will also assist in the
distribution of the more than 1000
"kiddie bags" among the youngsters.
The number of gift bags to be given
away this year is expect I'd to exceed by
far the record of last year, Supt. John
S. Bennett of the Central Union Mis-
sion said today. Contributions to fill
more "kiddie bags" are still being re-
ceived at the mission headquarters, 613
c street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17
Byrd to Hear Services.

PITTSBURGH, December II Dr.
Christmas church services will be sent
by radio to Comdr. Byrd and Sir HUI
bert wilkins at Little America and De-
ception Island Saturday night. The ex-
plorers will sit in the warm shelter Of
their Antarctic homes to attend"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17
Finds Family Frozen
To Death as He Brings
Christmas Tree Home
b. the Associated Press.

b. the Associated Press.
HAVRE, Mont, December II.
Returning home with a Christ
mas tree and supplies for the
holiday season. Guy Pratt, Hill
County rancher, found his wife
and small daughter frozen to
death.
In the absence of her husband,
Mrs. Pratt had set out with the
child to visit a neighbor a mile
and a half away. Wading through
dep snow with the girl in her
arms, she fell exhausted a quar-
ter of mile from her deStina-
ton and the two persisted.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17
Prefer Male Employers.

LONDON. December II (Pl.-George
Bernard Shaw believes women prefer to
work for men, because they get more
fun out of it than when working for
women and sometimes they find their
work easier, too.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17

TINE same large reductions that January
IL usually brings are available to you now
at Mayer & Co. Just imagine being able to
buy dependable Lifetime Furniture at this
time of the year at such savings! And how
are we rewarded for this repricing?
Frankly, our buyers have made our pur-
chases for the new year and this merchandise
starts TO arrive Immediately after Christmas.
By offering these savings to you now, we be-
lieve we will acquire much needed floor
space.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-12-17

Park your car at OTIS Ga
rage, Gal d st. NV, while
you shop at Mayer g. Co.
This service is without cost
to you and adds comfort to
your shopping trip for Life
time Furniture.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
"Tall<ies" of Weddings Might Have Drawbacks

We are extremely dubious about
this plan, proposed by an Omaha
Judge, TO make talkies of weddings
so that in event of subsequent do
nestle trouble they can he run off
before the unhappy couple and thus
avert a separation.
That might work If all parties to
weddings were ladies. They. so far
as one can Judge. get a real thrill out
Of their weddings: indeed, for many
of them their wedding day seems TO
be the big day of their lives.
But did any man ever get a thrill
out of his wedding? He did not. II
was the day, TO begin with. when he
was a complete sap; when he looked
like a sap. fell like sap and was
treated like sap. For once in his
life he played a miserable second i'd.
die to a magnificent creature called
the Bride; it was for her that the
music was composed, that the pres
ents were sent. that the ring was pro-
vided. Nobody ever heard Of wed
ding march dedicated to the bride
groom.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Fear Loses Power When
Confronted by Faith

"Fear is the common heritage of all
thinking creatures" says DIR. William
S. Sadler In Golfers Weekly. sit is
one of the ten or-twelve basic human
emotions-emotions which we share
more or less with the animal world.
'.When you have once become a
victim of fear in any domain of your
life. faith is the only known remedy
Common sense, reason and good judg-
ment all enter into it, but the real,
the definite and positive cure, the
one which does the business. is the ex-
ercise of faith.
Modern civilization has largely
eliminated the dangers which beset
our ancestors. but 1t has not termi-
mated this inherent fear tendency. To
day. not having the dangers of our
ancestors to fear and avoid. we are
prone to dig up sensations and feel
ings in our own bodies to accommo-
date our imaginary fears"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Bulldog" Poor Guard

While it was good trick. it did not
work. A Houston (Texas) man bought
ferocious looking bulldog modelled
out of plaster of paris. With his pur-
chase under his arm. he FASTENED to
his car outside, attached the bulldog"
by the end of the chain TO the rear
axle of the machine. He left his au-
tomobile in the custody of the dog"
departing triumphantly. Several hours
later he returned. The police are now,
searching for lone plaster of paris
bulldog-very realistic, attached to
one automobile"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Could Improve" Tenny.on

The present Lord Tennyson, grand
son of the famous poet. is becoming
one of the most popular cricket play
ers in England. Since he has ceased
to be known as the Hon. Lionel Ten
nyson he has had many reminders
of his distinguished grand-parent. He
recently received the following letter
from woman: "In honor of your
visit and your vigorous batting. /
have purchased volume of your
poems. which think are exceedingly
good, but I'd like TO meet you per-
sonally and point out one or two parts
that think you could really improve
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02

1t was the day again, which was
fixed in his mind In connection with
appalling expenditures that swept out
all his savings since his graduation
from college. Furniture for the apart
ment. flowers. presents, railroad tick
cts for two. gray pants, cutaway coat
all these things blended into a hor-
rible nightmare with dollar sign
in front of it. and focused on that
one terrible day.
Thus the proposed talkies might
have an effect exactly opposite from
what is intended. A taIkie of the
night they became engaged might help.
though.-New York World.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Waited Long for Diploma

'Dr. John Guilford Earnest. class of
'61." These words were lately uttered
at Emory and Henry college. There
upon Doctor Earnest. eighty-seven
years old. the oldest alumnus of En-
DRY and Henry and now its oldest
graduate walked forward to be pre-
sented with diploma which would
have been his in June. 1861. but for
the fact that he had left school the
previous April to join the forces ns
the Confederacy.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
"You Needn't Worry"

London Tit-Bits tells a good story
about Sir Hugh Rigby, the new doctor
baronet, who was nCnored for his
services in connection with the kings
illness.
A little boy in the London hospital
asked another patient which doctor
was attending him.
Doctor Rigby," was the reply.
'Then you needn't worry" remarked
the first youngster. you'll get better
all right He looks after me and the
king"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Good Trenchermen

Tracing the history of America 3
eating habits in the Worlds Work, ST.
las Bent. the writer. finds himself
amazed at the gastronofnic feafs of
our forefathers as they are recorded
in the chronicles Of the times
I'm the effort To show that the PHI
grim Fathers were by no means alb
iemious TO drink, 10 has also been re-
e;iied that they were bs no means
nstemious to food" he SAYS. ,-How
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Id. iitf
NM11.1n|n.ls
BEYOND HIM

The cyclist had lost his way and
had Inadvertently got on a private
road. Suddenly he was confronted by
a very stout and irate bailiff.
'Look here. young man." shouted
the bailiff, 'you go back You'll not
proceed except over my dead body p
very good" replied the cycIist
III it's like that I'll go back I've
done quite enough ELL climbing for
one dI7 r'-L0ndon Bits
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Lot of Us in That Fig

Blinks-Im just exactly where
would be if I'd had money enough to
nave gone into the Stock market
links Meaning just wha1i
RlinkS-Well. I'm broke now and
that's what I would still be If ! had
pui q Ini of money in rhe stocks I'd
picked If I'd had the money.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Didn't Last Long Enough

Will-f've found wonderful der
fist Every time he extracts tooth
he gives his patient drink to stimu-
late him.
Joe-Then what are you so gloom,
about: did he run out of hootch?
Will-No: ran out of eeth-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Eve. ON the Gold Coast

Blinks-What is your wife's ambi-
zion?
.Iinks-I think IL Is TO be able to
move into neighborhood where the
children don't have the same father
for more than a year at stretch.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Fearing a Foul

The Movie Doctor-Here's where
you do little rough boxing with
hear. When You get tired you can
STOP II ny going down for the count
of ten.
The Star-Finel Are you sure the
bear can count up TO ten?
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
Naming Battleships

The secretary of the navy has en-
tire charge of the naming and chris
tening of battleships. he usually Sc
iects some woman from the state for
which the ship is named to christen
it. All the battleships are named aft
er states. but no particular order is
observed.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02
The Fraction System

Lawyer-Was the man you found
under the street car total stranger?
mo, sir, a partial stranger"
"WhaI do you mean?
swell, one arm and one leg were
gone."-Pathfinder Magazine.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-02

their tables groaned-quarters of NUT
ton and legs of beef. whole hams
several kinds of fish. corn bread and
light bread. tankards of ale and quarts
of winei One is amazed that the poor
fellows survived"