The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1929-02-20

All lHlIlSS grow up. LNCi DOO iOISSe hdo
now become old enough and big enough to take
care of full grown fish instead of angle worms.
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"Love is a quest and marriage conquest"
scared the orator. And then some mean chap
in the back of the hall yelled "And divorce is an
inquest"
The woman who is trying to be mothers
brave girP' these days is the woman who has
just discovered that the and the
dress fail to match by about two shades.
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Sir Oliver Lodge, still insists that there
is no death, and his latest pointed statement is
to the effect that There is no reason to suppose
that personality goes out of existence merely
because it has ceased to act"
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Appreciate our country, fellows! In Eng
land the owner of Ford pays annual
license of S11O and 8 cents per gallon tax on
gas. Which aids to explain why Britons are
such good walkers.-Albert Lea Tribune.
Now science has taken on the job of isolating
the influenza germ which is so trivial thing
that it can pass through a porcelain filter. It's
going to be pretty small to put into quarantine
and keep there with anything like success.
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Irving T. Bush, says: "It is very easy to be
success All you have to do is to work hard,
be honest, thrifty, decent, kind and contented."
Evidently Irving never worked in newspaper
office, or he would know that that combination
is impossible there. Perhaps, that is why news
paper men seldom, if ever, achieve success.
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Envy the country doctor! The Luverne
Herald tells of one who went out into blizzard
the other night motoring twenty-five miles and
riding horse for six more-and beat the stork
at that. The country doctor has always been
unafraid of hardship and hard work-and the
country as whole owes him lot more than it
will ever admit.
Bess Wilson in Redwood Falls Gazette:
The scotchiest Scotchman has finally
been found. He is the fellow who went out
on date to save powdering his face after
shaving.-Lake Wilson Pilot.
What's his name, Bess?
We don't know Bob We didn't find him.
Jim Morrison and Vim Weber last week told
the Twin City business men lot of things they
should know about Minnesota plan for Farm Re-
lief Legislation 1t is quite time somebody told
those fellows something of the real rural view
point of this thing-and we hope the two spokes-
men for the hundred country editors made
it plenty emphatic.
Don't know whether that proposed law to
make marriage license applicants wait five days
after applying will work out not. If required
to think it over that long-considering the up
keep of a big six also-many of the plaintiffs
and defendants might get scared, take to the
woods and never come back to get the papers,
LIE Sueur Leader.
Charley Cheney of the Minneapolis Journal
finds himself mildly amused that while Congress
man Lindbergh devoted his time and energy to
fighting the Morgan Millions" his son, the
Colonel Charles, will marry them. ct is
evident" says Mr.. Cheney, 'that he no longer
shares his fathers hatred and distrust of the
House Of Morgan" We wonder if he ever did.
The younger generation has so little of the habit
of believing as their elders did.
The only way in which Indy will ever be
able to avoid the publicity he so hates is to
marry and quit the air. Tunney achieved COM
paritive freedom from notoriety, which he dis
liked heartily as Lindbergh Does by the sim
pie matter of marrying and leaving the pro-
fesson which had pushed him into the lime
light. We in no sense comparing the vir-
tues of Lindbergh and Tunney which are incom-
parable. We are merely comparing the methods
by which freedom from publicity may be OBJ
tained
Farmers and milk distributors in Chicago
are having a price war; of those nice little
things that bob up ever now and again in we'll
regulated communicate say nothing of Chi
cago AS a result seventy truckloads of milk
were dumped at one single receiving station in a
single day. That speaks well for the intelligence
of mankind and for its method of settling diff
culties. A lot Of Chicago babies went hungry
that day-which meant nothing to these two
groups quarreling over the matter Of thirty-fve
cents hundredweight of milk. Or was it "the
principle" they were fighting for?
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