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New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

There are just two kinds of girls and only one thinks 1t necessary to explain that she doesn't drink.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21
Old Hand At Iti

Higgins: Have you had any ex- perience at performing marriag ges?" Minister: 'Yes. tie 'em and tie 'em again." Elsie Glowby
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

If man once had a tail as useful as a hand. it is obvious that Nature didn't foresee the trap drummer of q jazz orchestra.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

Those Oklahoma legislators who oppose their Governor because q woman bossed him must be bacll- clors.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

How we'll you lock-" always of- fends a woman. She knows it means: How darned fat you are!"
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

What is a man worth? We'll, if his income is 5000, that's a good return on a valuation of 3100,000.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21
Waiting!

Waiting! stoner: Jerry seems to be quite a man among women" Grove: "Yes. sir. when better girls are made Jerry will make them!"
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

Menbes ef ths Assostotea essss rhs Associated Prsss ts exclusively on. titled to the vse fer rs-pablieation ei all news credited ts 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and alec local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21
Facts andFancies

Normal reaction to the i'll fortune of a friend: Well. I'm glad 1t wasn't l."
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

The only preata6le s1vsrtieias assdiun in the City. circulstlsa sseks ahS prsss room alvays epen te aAveettserA
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

You can tell the new-rich at a winter resort. They didn't bring their overcoatS.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

Menhev Asdit neseas q Ctscslattss rho 4. B. C. D . national organisation which furnishss nswspapsrs and adssr. tlssrs with . strictly honsst anafysas q circulation. Our circulation statietics are based upon this audit This insurss pro. lection against fraud in nswspapeI die. tribution ngurss te both national ahd local advArtjer>
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21
"SOlip 10 Nuts"

"SOlip tO Nuts
 Hard Student: Dunn: Whats your daughter do- ing?" Hostess: "She is teaching piano" Dumm: Huh. What can a piano loarn?"
 Marion Hulme
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

The Herald ts oa als daily in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Square; schultz's NswsstandA Entrance Grand Central <:nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

EatsesA at the rsse O1ce at New Britain
 e Sscond CiaD Mall Natter.
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New Britain Herald
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lossl Dsily losaaay exespteAl At Herai1 DiAg.. ei CAsFeh Street
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21
Ligiitin; Effects!

Hendricks: You look sick"
 Clarkson: Man. I feel terrible. :" Hendricks: What caused 1t ?" Clarkson: The lighting effects"
New Britain herald., 1929-02-21

sUDooRlp4toN RATES S1.ee . Year
 s1ss Thrss Msaths
 1ke . Month
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
MELOLAND NOTES
(Press Staff Correspondent)

MELOLAND, Nov. 81. - The
Meloland Ladies' Social club en-
;oyed delightful meeting Wednes-
day afternoon at the home of Mrs.
Dan Scott, who was assisted by
Mrs. Richard Merrill. Roll call was
answered with current events,
which proves to be an interesting
feature of each meeting.
A Thank sgiving contest afforded
pastimc, with the prize awarded TO
Mrs. Ward McGrew.
Delicious refreshments were
served by the hostesses to these
present who included Mesdamcs II.
II. Galloway, Meryl Hartsock, Ell
bert Newton, Laurence Richards,
Hardy Odell, Ward McGrcw, Harry
james, q. c. Richards, Joe Kin
naird, II, A. Wells, George Lindsay,
Alex Meyer, Fred Waterman, Isaac
Mcbride, r. Neifcrt and q. ID.
Woolsey.
The next meeting will be in two
! weeks at the home of Mrs. Ebert
Newton and Mrs. Meryl Hartsock.
MIR. and Mrs. f.. G, Noyes Of
Chula Vista, and Mrs. Olive Gavin
and her daughter, Miss Helen Cav.
in of San Diego, were visitors for
a few days at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. G D. Woolsey. Mrs. Woolsey
and Mrs. Noyes are sisters. While
here the visitors enjoyed a motor
trip to Yuma, and also to Palm
Springs.
Mrs. George Lindsey and Mrs
! Richard Merrill went to Los An
geles by automobile, leaving here
Friday and returning Monday.
While in Los Angeles, they were
guests ia a most interesting we'd
ding, that of one of the Italian
,aborers of the George f. Johnson
Vineyard Company. One of the in
teresting features of the wedding
was the fact that the bride and
groom were showered not only with
rice. but with quantities OF large
Si>-.n pieces of candy. The affair
vas also marked with mucn feast
ing by all, Others who attended
from the Imperial Valley were Mr.,
and Mrs. Brent Smith.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
BETTER HOMES
CAMPAIGN WILL,
COMMENCE SOON

The Better Homes in America
campaign for FL Centre, sponsored
by the Fl Centre Chamber of Com
mcrce, is beginning its activities
Mrs. o. G. Horne, selected as chair
man Of the campaign by the local
chamber of commerce.. and whose
appointment was recently confirmed
by James Ford, executive director. j..
1t Washington, ID. c., announces
that meeting of representatives,
Of various civic clubs and orgariza-
tions will be held soon for the pu'
pose of forming the general Better
Homes committee for FL Centre.
At this first meeting Mrs. Horne
wishes to discuss the purpose of the
Better Homes in America move
mont, and to select small com
lGittee to study the needs of this
community and to decide on the
various projects to be undertaken il
the local campaign.
After studying the needs of the
community this committee will make
It's report to Mrs. Horne at which
time subcommittee viii be or
ganized and the active work of cdu-
cation and demonstration will pro-
ceed.
Mrs. Horne announces the ap-
pojntment of W. w. Wheatly, SEE.
rotary of the Building Service Blu
Ieau, as assistant chairman to act
rs, general manager of the local
campaign.
President Hoover, who is honor
ary chairman OF the board of direc-
tors of Better Homes in America,
in a recent letter to Ray Lyman
Wilbur, secretary of the interior,
who is president of board of dire
ctrs, says: "This has been a vigor-
Gus organization. 1t is based on
the home-loving instincts of the
American people and on the desire
Of American parents to give the
best home advantages to their chill
Gren. Since | have been familiar
with it through its history,.I know
that it has become nationwide in
It's activity through its 5000 volun-
tary local committees. 1t will be n
pleasure to me to continue my re-
lations by accepting the position
of honorary chairman of the board
Of directors.
81 have confidence that the Bet,
ter Homes in America will by co
operation with other organizations
continue to do large and import
ant public service"
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
Relief From Curse
OF Constipation

a Battle Creek physician says,
"Constipation is responsible for
more misery than any other cause'
But immediate relief has been
found. A tablet called Rexall Or
derlies has been discovered. This
tablet attracts water from the sys-
TEN into the lazy, dry, evacuating
bowel called the colon. The water
loosen the dry food waste and
causes a gentle, thorough, natural
movement without forming a habit
or ever increasing the dose.
Stop suffering from constipation.
Chew Rexall Orderly at night.
Next day bright. Get 24 for 25c to-
day at the nearest Rexall Drug
Store Valley Drug Store. Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

called before the jury to tell what
they knew Of alleged irregularities
on the part of policemen and politi-
clans Of the beach city.
1t was learned while the jury was
IN session that threats have been re-
ceived by Miss Myrtelle Gunsul,
Long Beach city auditor, who was
warned her residence would be dyn-
amited unless she ceased her efforts
in the investigation.
The investigation was started by
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Car In Ditch-At Il polnr approx
inatcly three miles south Of El Cen
tro on the CaleXic0 road, Il trailer
attached to a Dodge truck driven
by H. Il. Sandren was rammed by q
REQ sedan driven by +. G. Dawson
Of Santa Monica. late Tuesday after
noon. The passenger car after strik-
ing the trailer, skidded off the road
and landed in the ditch. Neither
driver was hurt but the machines
suffered somewhat from shell shock
The Distinction Of Quality. For
your party. Bridgers Fancy Ice
Cream, Bricks or Bulk. adv
THANKSGIVING bill of fare: Tur-
keys, fat hens, -ryers, and soft
bone roOsters dressed and drawn.
1882 Woodward Ave. Phone 900.
N. F.. Todd. 21t5
And Now--Hot sandwiches and
coffee at Bridgers Fancy Ice C, cam
store. Open noon till midnight.
adv
Or. W. E. Lyons specializing in
osteopathic diagnosis and treatment.
692 Main St. Phone 1871. Residence
IA. adv
Mrs. II. Sorensen Nurse. 773
Olive. adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
Doomed Youth
Given Respite

PHOENIX, Nov. p. U.P)- Rich
ard Nash Burrows, 10 year old Chi
cago youti' sentenced to hang on
December - for the murder Of Jack
Martin, Mesa, Ariz., salesman, was
granted AN auten ic stay Of exc
cution late yesterday when his at.
torney, Howard c. Speal;man, filed
notice of appeal to the state SUI
preme court.
At the trial the state charged that
Martin gave Burrows Gift" in his
automobile and that he was killed
for his trouble. Burrows asseItedly
robbed the body and then threw
it at the side Of the road. Burrows
was sentenced to death on Octo
her >.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
New Propeller
Aid To Flying

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 81. U.p)-
Increase of flight efficiency % per-
cent by use Of new reversible pro-
peller was predicted today by Col.
Arthur c. Goebcl after thorough
tests of the device.
The pitch of the blades is con
trolled by lever in the cockpit, en-
abling the pilot instantly to slow the
plane in mid-air by reversing the
blades, or to maintain cruising speed
with the motor tIrrottlcd down by in
creasing the pitch, he said.
recovering nicely from an operation
plane to take off and land on a
much shorter field than usual, and
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
The Famous Fri isidai1'e
e'COld COnht1'Ol'
lxx,d other added features
cost YOU nothing
cost you nothing

Can there be any doubt that Frig-
idairc gives you more for your
money?
Call at our display room. See n
complete demonstration of the new
Frigidaircs. Let us give you prices.
lie, us tell you about the liberal
monthly terms. Come ia today.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
Grand Jury Hears
Testimony Upon
Long Beach Vice

LOS ANGELES. Nov. 81. U,P)-
Sensational testimony pertaining to
asserted wholesale protection of
vice, bootlegging, gambling and
bailbond shops in Long Beach was
heard by the county grand jury at
a session which started early ycstcr.
day and lasted until after nightfall.
Almost score Of witnesses were
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
The Ladies Aid of the Methodist
Pall Gillett AZ Hosnital-Yester
Fresh Buttered Popcorn at Paul 's
stages Depot. adv

' Warrants For Gamblers - The
trial Of J. W. Bailey, Il. K. Barcan,
y. +. Wheeler, J. j. Meagher, X. L.
Swan and B. IT. Rhodes Of Winter
haven and Bard, did not materializc
yesterday morning as the defendants
failed 10 put in their appearance.
This cost them the bonds they had
posted and Judge w. c. Ross issued
bench warrants for their arrest.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

by varying the pitch Of the blades,
Gocbcl said he found it was possible
to increase the rate of climb and to
increase the absolute ceiling Of the
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Traffic Cases In Court - Nine
cases of traffic violations were
brought before Judge Mayfield in
court yesterday, ranging from minor
infranctions TO those of Il more ser
ious nature. Fines from 50 to 50
were assessed against the offenders.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

The Bates ranch, Shafter, Kern
county, has $500 mature turkeys.
Feeder hogs are scarce in the San
Joaquin Valley and prices are ad-
vancing.
Kings county has about 10000
turkeys ready to market during the
hnlilaNS
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Chicken a la King Dinnerl All
home cooked. Christian church, Fri
day, beginning at 6 p. NJ. adv
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

House At Convention-Prof
j. l.. House represented Central Jun.
ior College yesterday, November 20,
at the annual convention of admin
istrators held in Fullerton, Califor-
mia. This convention was planned
for the purpose Of discussing Junior
College problems, and preparing the
program for the December meeting
ut Los Angeles, during Teachers In
stitute week.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
PAGE THREE

, the Long Beach church federation
and the law enforcement league.
The jury will consider the ease
again at n meeting next Wednesday.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
Litigation Over Dog

Litigation Over Dog. ID. and
Dora Craig were brought before
Judge Perkins this morning charged
wtth the alleged unlawful possession
Of one Boston bull pup. His honor
set Wednesday, November 27 as the
cay for trial. Craig alleges that
the dog is in his possession until
the owner reimburses him for a
board bill charged against the ami
nal.
Wash Frock shoppe-722 Olive.
Mrs. l.. II. Grassland. adv
Mount Signal Meeting Mount
Signal home department had an all
day meeting yesterday at the home
of Mrs. Daisy Dearborn, and many
attractive Christmas gifts were
made.
Your Satisfaction will brig you
back to Newkirks Beauty Shoppe
Phone 227. VT adv
taAli 1llll VIC WV" lDuiihlhS l'tl
mits were issued yesterday to Harry
Woodbury., 1910 FL Centre avenue
for the addition of one room and II
garage to his dwelling, the improve
ments to cost 5000, and to o. NJ.
Christoffcrson and J. Murphy for
the erection of soft drink parlor
ON the highway. This is computed
to cost in the neighborhood of $l400
The Ladies Aid of the Methodist
Church will have home made mince
meat for sale Tuesday, November
! 20, in front of NJ. o. Kings.
Paul Gillett AT Hospital-Ycster-
day afternoon Paul Gillctt was oper-
ated on for appendicitis at the FL
Centre hospital. His parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Gillctt, were in
San Francisco at the time but were
notified at once and are on their
way to the valley.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
Thursday, November 81, 1929
Fair Commission Meets-The

Fair Commission Meets-The reg.
.llar semi monthly meeting of the
imperial county fair commission will
|)e held this evening at the airport
sffice in Imperial. The meeting will
10 called to order at 1880 p. m.
Though you may live beyond the
gas mains you can now have natural
gas service for cooking, water heat
ng, and TO keep your house warm.
Deposit to guarantee bill reduced to
800. Rates for gas reduced. Why
Rot nave modern convenience and
omfort' INLAND EMPIRE GAS
4 OMPANY, 116 North Sixth Street,
III Centre. Phone S25. adv
City Official Convalescing John
Neale, city clerk, is reported as
ucted by Mrs. V. X. Drye, deputy
e underwent at the city hospita!
,st Friday. In his absence the bus
less of his department is beinv con
ncted by Mrs. V. X. Dry,c deputy
ty clerk.
Good Honey-54s Broadway. adv
Desert Pictures and Xmas cards
land eolored in OIL Valley Art and
liciure shop. adv
Busy At Fair Grounds Work
Parted this morning on the construc-
fn of the mile race track at the
|t4nty fair grounds according to int
! frfnation received from J. 7. Covlc,
| Icrctary of the fair. Fence
plcrials are ON hand and work on
| sewer and water lines instala-
I'm Will sfnrt In n fnw lnNs
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
Pickwick Official Here

Edwards, district passenger agent
for the Pickwick Stage lines IN
Southern California, is in FL Centre
today. Edwards is making an Off
cial visit to the valley stations of
the bus company.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

II MOVING that Frigidaire is
IN equipped with the "Cold Con-
troll you would expect it to be
higher i'm price. But it isn't. You
would expect to pay more for the
surplus power of the Frigidairc
compressor. But you don't. And
you'd be willing to pay something
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Call Newkirks Beauty Shop. Fol
finger waves. Phone 227. sly
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Every Body Eats Chicken n Ia
King at Christian church, Friday, 6
to 8. Price 75c. adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Wooda Blesy School of Dancing
722 Orange. Phone 733-W.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Candied Grapefruit Peel for
Christmas. Packed in Christmas
boxes. Orders taken now. Mrs.
Nance. Phone 4fe, Fl Centro. adv
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21
City Official Convalescing-John
Good Honey-54s Broadway. adv

Desert Pictures and Xmas cards
and colored in oil. Valley Art and
'icturc shop. adv
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Let Storage Help You. Our rein
forced concrete warehouse is the
safest place for your piano, trunks,
and household goods. Phone l..
Pioneer Truck and Transfer Co. adv
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Fire Soon Extinguished- alarm
was sent in to fire headquarters
from 700 Orange street, yesterday
afternoon but when the boys from
the department responded the blaze
had been cXtinguished. Slight dam
age was caused.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-11-21

Wash Frock Shoppe-722 Olive
Mrs. l.. II. Grassland. adv
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-13
PkN-AMERICAN
EDUCATORS TO
MEET June e
Discussion of New World
Problems to Feature
Atlanta Session.
BY EDWARD ". LEWIS,
TnIted Press STAFF Correspondent

ATLANTA. Ga. June 13-Prob-
lem Of american education will
he discussed when the National Edu-
cation Association meets here June
23-JuIy 4. On invitation, represen-
tatives OF twenty American coun-
tries will be present for the first con-
ference on inter American educa-
ton.
Educators hope that out Of the
conference will grow an inter
American Federation Of Education
Associations to consider educational
problems Of the entire western hem
lsphere-
The theme Of the 1929 convention
Is EDUCATION for a New World and
will be discussed in a series Of ad-
dresses and round table chats in
which leadiu~ educators will take
part.
Many Prominent Speakers
Among the speakers will be Arthur
N. Hyde. secretary Of agriculture;
dorado Taft. the Chicago sculptor;
Dr.. Shelton Phelps, dean of admin
istrstion at the George Peabody col
lege for teachers. Me- dam Castellani
of italy. and Dean Walter Williams
Of the University Of Missouri school
Of Journalism. Dean Williams will
speal- on AS a Reporter Sees the
World
Interesting committee reports are
expected from the committees on
ethics Of the profession, neurology
and international relations
The convention will open on Fri
dav June %. when the theme, "Edu-
cation for a New World viii be dis
cussed by William j. Cooper. United
States commissioner Of education,
and others.
Luncheon for 1000
On Saturday will be held the first
luncheon of lie members Of the
association who number more than
1000. Barbecues and Negro spiri-
tual singing VIII be part Of the en-
tertainment. The convention theme
will be used by Atlanta ministers
in their Sunday sermons.
On Monday, July /. the represen-
tative assembly Of the association
will hold its first session. and IN the
afternoon departments of the asso-
citation will hold meetings. a pag-
cant by Atlanta school children IS
planned for the evening.
After regular business and general
sessions on Tuesday. the convention
will hold at July 4 mass meeting,
which will bring the convention for-
mally 70 a close.
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.FiLIBUSTER SCENE QUIET
Martial Law in Force at Curacao
Dutch Warships on Way.

BV Uni 0a IraSf
AMSTERDAM. June 13-The
Dutch colonial department issued a
statement today saying that all was
quiet on the island of Curacao.
Dutch West Indies, following the
declaration OF martial law as a re-
suit Of the recent raid upon the
island by an armed band of Vene-
zuelan rebels.
The announcement added that
Dutch Warships would arrive at the
island in q few davs.
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English prints and dress ginghams, 80 inch, in
lengths as you choose, and remnants of much high
nant lengths.
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Lamp Shades
81 Each 4

Paper parchment, ilexagonal
shaped shades for bridge,
table and Junior bases. Laced
top and bottom, few laced
sides.
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1000 Yds. Congoleum Remman
Lengths Up to 81 Feet

Gold Seal Congoleum feet wide, in choice of
s selections. Block, tile figured and modernistic
patterns, suitable for kitchens, bathrooms, sum-
mer cottages, etc. Please bring exact room
measurements so we can help you select the
remnant as near the length you need as is pos
sible.
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Ind!anapolIs. nd. Jan. I. le29.

Indianapolis. Ind. Jan. :. 1929.
After. my operation three years
go for the removal OF my gall
bladder and appendix I was trou-
5led continuously with stomach
trouble and constipation and it
seemed that 7 was doomed TO life
long suffering A friend Of mine
advised me to try 'Vitola,' as he felt
sure It would relieve my trouble.
After taking three bottles I feel as
well as ever, the old symptoms are
all gone and I certainly want to
take this opportunity TO recon-
mend 'Vitola" to any one suffering
from stomach disorder, constipation.
loss OF appetite and that rundown
tired feeling T J. HIATT.
1904 West 10th St
Yitola is for sale at Hooks De-
pendable and other good drug
storeS.-Advertisement.
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Vitola Relieves
Local Salesman OF
Grave Stomach
and Liver Disorder
Heart Weakness, High Blood
Pressure and Kidney Trou-
bic Are Greatly Relieved
by Vitola.

Vuola is nc mere accident, but a
scientifically prepared medicine
which assists in eliminating body
poisons and builds new cells, there
by restoring health and vigor. We
are daily advised by people who are
taking VitOla of the wonderful re-
suits that are bcing obtained.
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Lamp Shades
SOC Each

Bridge, table or junior
shades in hexagonal shapes
with laced top and bottom.
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Manufacturers in ST. Louis, Chicago New York an
ing TO us most all their surplus stocks of remaining sunni
Every piece is seasonable, desirable and fashion ri
fall merchandise they offered these stocks at very o
lovely items just the time you needing them most
complete for sale of this kind, but you may emily cd
dous MONDAY crowds arrive!
REFER TO PAGE S FOR ADDITIONAL
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is DEAD IN FLOODS
Heavy Toll Is Taken by Deluge in
Rumania.

BERLIN. June 13.-Reports reach
ing here from Bucharest today said
sixteen persons were drowned as
result Of the floods in the vicinity
of SzamOs. Rumanie.
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; DC
Square Yard
Junior Lamp
Bases, 81 Each

Metal bases with twisted
standard, one light socket,
and about s feet of cord.
Downstairs at Ayres.