Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1929-12-06
! LIGHTS ., 6 61xor
! Ct NEW YORK
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Slmpie-Wn0ts
Note on the simple life in New
York-an advertisement clipped from
publication:
ITO an exclusive few this announce
ment is directed. A lofty triplex OF
fifteen rooms designed for the dis
eliminating person who desires per-
| feet and complete town house high In
| the clouds This unusual suite occu-
| pies the entire Both, 31st, and 32d
| topmost floors of the hotel. New
| Yorks newest and smartest apartment
hotel No other apartment suite In
New York has its spacious grandeur,
equalled only in the larger private
homes. Rental, $45,OO0"
Make your own comment.
Excited
The trials of a dramatic critic are
not limited always to seeing bad
plays. At recent opening the shows
| press agent halted a critic in order to
present the producer-a newcomer in
the game. The producer in turn pre-
scented the critic to Mrs. Producer
frightened-looking young woman with
big, appealing eyes. "Oh," she sighed,
"I've always heard how terrible critics
are. If you only think as much of the
play as do !" And here emo
ton stifled the words in her throat.
The producer interceded sympathetic
cally. "Just feel her pulse" he Of
fered. The critic dashed in to his
seat. The play was quite bad.
Back-Pats
A pleasant little practice, which Is
the grown-up cousin Of putting gold.
stars on schoolboys' report cards, has
been established in the building In
dustry. Carpenters, bricklayers, steam
filters and whatnot are decorated ev-
cry so often by the New York build
ing congress. For superior crafts
manship they receive certificates and
gold buttons, and they are not
ashamed to take them. The awards
are made when building job is near
ing completion. Impressive exercises
are held-usually just before lunch
in which representatives of the own
ers, the architects, the building con-
gress and organized labor, cheer the
boys on to making bigger and better
buildings.
All in the Game
When AL Capone, the Chicago gang
ster with a large scar on his face, was
cutting wide social swath In Miami
last winter, he met young debutante
at one of the parties. This young lady
not knowing who has was, was very
much impressed by the hard-boiled
racketeer. On the beach the following
day she was telling Mr.. Charles Dill.
bingham, the producer, about the at
tractive man she met the night before.
"What was his name," said Mr..
Dillingham;.
"Capone," replied the young lady.
"Oh yes, l know him." replied Mr..
Dillingham;. "Did he have large
scar on his facet"
EYES," answered the debutante,
hopefully.
"Of course" said Mr.. Dillingham;
sarcastically, you know how he got
that? He is a great polo player and
he was playing in a game in England
when the prince of Wales hit him With
mallet and left that scar
A $4,000 Golf Game
A well-known horse1nan whose col
ors are seen frequently in front at
the New York tracks, in going to
play game of golf with another
sportsman recently, tried to get q
bookmaker on the telephone to make
bet on horse which was quoted
at thirty to one. He had difficulty in
reaching the bookmaker, and his golf
ing companion, becoming impatient
said:
"Come on, let's play golf. I'll take
your bet, that nag can't win anyway"
The horseman agreed to this and
| bet one thousand dollars across the
board. The horse won at thirty to
one, and proportionately long prices
| for place and show, and it cost his
| friend in the neighborhood of $4,000.
to settle it, which he did promptly.
| However, ii proved to be an expensive
golf game.
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