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The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

EDWARD GATES of the Fletcher
e Savings and Trust Company
was sitting near the first tee at
South Grove recently discussing
current events with Harry Schopp,
veteran course manager.
You know said Gates, when
a man steps up to the first tee at a
golf course to drive. he sheds his
social importance, his financial rat
ing and whatever prestige he may
have acquired in minor activities.
He may be a power in the world
of thought but a joke to his Caddy.
He is merely what his golf card
shows him to be. 1t matters not
if he wear red plaid socks and plus
fours.'
That little passage giving the ideas of
one man about golf probably is the iden-
teal thought of hundreds of others. Still
there are many who know nothing about
golf and probably would be attracted by
\ bulletin, such as the following. we
noticed adorning the walls of the Wood
stock caddy house when we went to call
on Fred Schopp, club pro. Freddy gladly
told US we could reprint 1t.
What Is This Golf
Golf IS a form Of work made expensive
enough for a rich man 10 enjoy It. 1t
tractive bv the fact that you have to dress
for IL IN a 5000. 900 clubhouse.
Golf is what letter carrying. ditch-dig-
three tasks had to be performed on the
same hot afternoon in snort pants and
cOlored SOCKS by gouty-looking gentle
men who required a different implement
for every mood
Golf is the simplest looking game in
the world when you decide to take ii
up and the toughest looking after you
have been at it for ten or twelve years.
It is game a man can play as long
SIS a quarter of century, and then de-
eide that it was too deep for him in the
first place.
The game is played on carefully selected
grass with little white balls and as many
balls cost froc 75c and up. and it is pos
sble to support a family OF ten people
all adults for ive months on the money
represented by the balls lost by some play
ers IN a single afternoon.
a golf course has eighteen holes, seven
teen OF which are unnecessary and put IN
TO make the game harded. hole is &
e,-ap ~. e1p IL IN me Tg'i.s- q c-sss rosttne
about 81 80 a blade and usually located
between a brook and a couple of apple
trees or a lot Of unfinished excavations,
The idea is to get the golf ball from
a given point into each of the eighteen
cups in the fewest strokes and the
greatest number of words
The ball must not be tn -own. pushed
nor carried. 1t must be propelled by
about $500 worth OF curious looking i'm
elements especially designed to provoke
the owner
Each implement has a specific purpose
and ultimately some golfers learn what
that purpose Is. but they are exceptions.
After each hole has been completed
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02
Wisconsin Noses
Out Notre Dame

BV Times Special
MADISON, Wis, May "A single
and double in the last half Of the
eleventh inning gave Wisconsin uni
versity's baseball team 4-to-3 vic
tory over Notre Dame here WedneS-
day.
Jachym and Ellerman waged a
pretty mound duel, each giving up
nine hits. Score:
Notre Dame $50. 0l0 900 o2o 0oo-3 2 4
Wisconsin ...... 900 o2l 900 OIL 2
Jachym and Lordi; Ellerman and Evans.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02
O'BRIEN STOPS MANUAL
Pitches Cathedral to 5 TO 0 Victory
Over South SiderS.

OBrien. pltchinS Tor CalheoIa al
biqh school. 4lowed Manual Train
ms onlv two hits in a seven-inning
cordict at Garfield park WedneS-
dav and scored a shutout. 3 to 0,
Reavick was the Manual pitcher.
and he lacked good control and
support
n VS. the first time Manual met
defeat This season.
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Raw Weather
in K. G. for
Home Opener
Leading Blues Set to Lift
Lid With Indians as
Opponents.
By Ttmcs SDecjqT

By Tuaes Special
KANSAS CITY, Mo. May at
looked bad here this morning for
baseball this afternoon as Eddie
Zviling's Blues prepared to open
their home season at Muehlebach
field with Bruno BetzelS Indians as
opponents. Weather was raw and
constantly threatening.
Tom Sheehan was slated to face
the champions on the mound and
Bill Burweu was the likely Trii7c
choice despite the fact his throw
ing hand, injured recently. still
bothers him slightly. Ferd Schupp,
veteran southpaW. has a sore arm,
Manager Bethel reported, otherwise
he probaly would pitch the local
lid litter for the visitors.
Fans night" was held at Con-
vention hall Wednesday and about
10000 loyal Blue supporters were on
hand to steam things up for today's
contest ZWilling has his club lead
ing the A. A. with ten games won
and only two lost and K. G. rooters
already have contracted the pen
nant fever. Civic clubs attended in
a body and city, county and state
officials occupied stage boxes.
Eleven acts of vaudeville supplied
the side" entertainment to keep
the baseball fans popped up"
Everything was free. It was the
first fans night ever held here
and takes the place Of the opening
day parade and other pre-game
ceremonies, and there was not a
thing to worry the athletes today
but to get plenty of sleep and rest
this morning and get out there this
Afternoon and start the battle.
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De PAUW BEATS BUTLER
Tiger Thinly Clads Sweep TO Easy
Victory on Track.

hW fITFs NIFFIWI
GREENCASTLE, Ind. May O.
De Pauw universitys powerful track
and field team swept to an S6-to-46
victory over Butler thinly clads here
Wednesday afternoon.
Ramsey and Button were best for
De Pauw while Joe Siyak was But
ler's ace.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02
SHORTRIDGE ON TOP
North side Meters Dispose of Tech
Court Players, to l.

CAPTURING five matches ana losing
only one. Shortridge tennis players
easily defeated Tech PLAYERS at
hawthorne courts WEDNESDAY
Lowry was the lone Techite to WIN
Govning Mccullough. 6-3. o-4
Other results. all Shortridge VIC
tories. follow r.
Warren downed Yule, GA. Ga;
Holloway triumphed over Wren
ga 6-3. Ertel defeated rudolph
as 6-l: Mccullough and Warren
downed Lowry and Yule, Ga, SO
60 and Holloway and Ertel beat
Rudolph and Wirch. Ga, So. 6-3.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02
Roug1sh Eye Goes
Big in Workout

PH Times Spccjo'
LEXINGTON. Ky, May 2,-Roug-
ish Eye. the J. J. Coughlin colt,
went through great workout here
Wednesday and turf followers here
today discussed the possibility of the
rumored leg injury to The Eye.
Rougish Eye turned in splendid
performance for a mile and an
eighth and the injured leg did not
appear to be bothering him in any
u7av
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02
DE PAUW NETMEN WIN

EN Imf9 NDCciaI
MUNCIE, Ind, May 2-De PauW
university netmen made a clean
sweep of their matches with the Ball
Teachers team here Wednesday,
winning six matches to none.
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JOHNNY DATTO WINS

BU Tnited Press
DETROIT, May 2.-Johnny Datto
Cleveland. won a decision over
Billy KoWalik of Buffalo in a fast
six-round fight Wednesday night.
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CRIMSON ARE DEFEATED

BD Times SDcciGi
COLUMBUS, O., May 2.-Ohio
State university golfing team de-
feated the Indiana university links
men here Wednesday, 9l2 points
to 3D.
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SALO AFTER GAVUZZI
Passaic Runner Strives to Catch Up
With Marathon Leader.
BIZ Times Special

BIZ Tunes NDeCf1E
JOPLIN, Mo, May 2.-Pyle's
bunion derby headed westward out
of Joplin today with John Salo Of
Passaic making a gallant attempt to
cut down the elapsed time lead Of
Peter Gavuzzi, the English leader
Of the event. Salo won Wednes-
days lap from Miller. gaining
slightly on GavuzZi. The standings:
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nexed the championship of the
circuit and the members are proud
of the achievement There was
much friendly rivalry in the
league throughout the season.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

Theoretically. at least, a knockout tor ,s the the
Soarse 1t representss per'sSsoRR sTsT Rnocked out
ing acn,etgIt'eiitb s.nt ,1itb a jab. Many men St haSe
SGc, an o'p9kd 'Epnosked out with left hooks OF ''SH'
up0eYCuts. .
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

In baseball. football. golf tennis ana ana
ro,o there are accepted scoring systems
gbfcn resucc the result to an unerrl'E <
rafrematrai formula. The business OF
e.r..rg he ronsttutionally different and
80. IN instances where clean ouS
,,ror.5oqn is registered, the rules MAKE
- rroytsion for determining the Victor'
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

Even With ALI the officials ,,,iI ToFnlns aitis
along the same geper;al GEN r;aIl.oueGtly neTft show an
mate dsouS',giit a. uconiiet in opinion Judge U S
tiTr on the south side Of tonnSotte onT t from
often score ght 9res'seS op the north side
the w5v . Judge sitting o" '"'
,.fIt score It.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

where a fight is close AL diversity o.
oninioD almost invariably follows ms a
Ipc.,.,c tbere is no definitely fixed stand
80 a. ,,hich result NAV be deter
mined II is mainly a matter Of persona, plra,i
cn.oion. will see a hEht one way, 9o1
VIII see {. a0othe- way- opNiouS's '"
us must he wrong.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

Kenneth Loucks. publicity chairman of
South Grove. informs US that South Grove
members also vii have get-toeetheY
Friday night Members are urged 70 at
tend as the season tournament schedule
will be drawn.
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

Miles reminded us that he expects ia
get well acquainted with the Irvingtonianx
FRIDAY night at the club smoker. The
anair VIII be free, Harry Schornstein
president, issuing city-wide inyitation for
golfers to attend. The place is the Pleas
ant Run Clubhouse on the course,
The Indianapolis times., 1929-05-02

or course this is not always 50,
~ Inmany instances he is merely
walking INTO a lot of misery Espe-
cjall- If hc is facing an accurate
counter hitter. Some Of the game
most mediocre fighters have been
ofetnguiehed for their rushing tao
tics and imperyiousness to punish
The Washington times., 1929-03-27

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ever in. I fixed it."
she hoarsed.
She flung her arms about
Queenie and hugged her and
kissed her. Queenie, some
how, couldn't come back en-
Enthusiastically. Her mind
was fixed on other things
they seemed more import
ant just then. But she
pulled herself together, and
answered:
"Marvelous. You re a
wonderful fixer, Hank " . /" {.
gosh. Eddie, isn't this the
cream on the berries?"
Eddie was looking into
her eyes, past Hanks form,
with it's back toward him.
"Everyth h in 6 is," he
breathed. Everything
Queenie."
The dance d irector
wrecked the reverie. Through
the stage-space beloved his
call
"Kerns! Will you get in
here, or is that small-time
sister team more important
than Mr.. Zanfield's Broad
way Melody'?"
Eddie tore his eyes from
Queenie and slowly, lacka-
daisically, fell into his place
before the girls whom he
must Undue with the tempo
and spirit of his smash song.
As the pianist struck it up
he snapped out of his mood
and into the swing and
verve of the: syncopated
split-beats. After all, he
was a song-plugger, and
here was his own number to
plug y and she would be
in it--she-SHE-
And through his mind ran
the question: "Why she9
Why now was Queenie SHEH
He was engaged to Hank.
Surely he wouldn't, he
couldn 't-ah, here came the
catching music, where the
soles must hit the floor
one, two, three-one-two-
three-four-one, two, three
one two three four five
and bang-One two three
four-five, bang-bang
Queenie was a peach-nOt
only the most beautiful
thing he had ever seem
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Queenie and Hank were
in their rooms at the Prince
ton by then.
Hank was in a delirium Of
delight; Queenie, strangely,
was in a daze Of doubt.
II guess we re bad, huhf"
smirked Hank. "T h ose
tramps thought Fannie cut
us off without hearing the
the finish of our act because
it wasn't worth listening out.
They'll swallow their chewin
gum when they get the low
down-that he didn't need
to see any more -" we
were even through-let 'em
laugh that off! Well, this is
a day we won't soon forget,
eh, kiddo?"
I'll never forget it," sighed
Queenie, her eyes turned out
the window, over the murky
skies, already streaked with
the facets from electric
lights in this strange city
where the sun is never
enough.
Each time the scrape of
the elevator door across the
corridor without rasped it's
tonous message,
Queenie's heart jumped, her
head swung toward the door,
and as the seconds passed
and no one came, she turned
back again and looked out
once more. But at last the
sharp ring Of the bell star
tied her, for this time she
had not even heard the
warning. And, as Hank
opened, there stood Eddie.
Hank threw himself on
him.
"We're made" she cried,
as she danced up and down.
eddie, boy, the Mahoney
Sisters put it across. Wait
till Variety gets across the
country and a flock of those
hams ON the Pantages time
and the Finkelstein and
Rubin circuit read the hot
news-and some o. them
house managers that sent in
raps in their reports-and a
few. o. them hackers for
split-week nickelodoons that
couldn't see us for a hundred
an six-bits double-hotsy
wowow, it'll knock show
business for a nipup."
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ing, 50 as to reassure
Queenie that no sting was
meant, she squirmed through
the assembling girls in the
direction Of Fannie.
"Don't you ever tell
Hank, Eddie. Get met"
whispered Queenie.
"Gee, I could kiss you for
that" he exclaimed.
His lips trembled. He
looked at the lovely girl he
had so long regarded only
as a younger sister and fu-
ture sister-in-law. . And
gooseflesh crept over him,
realizing without analyzing,
that his reaction was be-
coming so very different.
"Well-why don't you?
she inquired, without any
telltale intonation to lend
the line emotional import
ance.
Eddie never knew why.
But, impulsively, he did.
And there was ardor in the
meeting of their lips. They
both drew back startled.
Something had run through
them both like a charged
current.
Queenie giggled nervously,
as though to pass it off. But
Eddie's eyes burned with
intensity as he stared at the
girl, for what he saw and
what he felt were combining
to give him the sensation of
something that was making
his pulses pound and his
heart hammer. At this mo-
ment Hank came running
up breathless-
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beautiful enough to make
Fannie, the last word as a
picker, change a decision
and take a flop
A flop-Hank a flop
Hank, the efficient, being
carried by Queenie, let in on
sufferance because Queenie
was in demand-his Queenie
-" No, not his Queenie
T." he couldn't do that,
and neither, of course, could
she = D." she-SHE-
Through all his years to
be he was to remember that
two-anda-half minutes. We
have all experienced asso-
Citations Of memorable i'm
pressions with certain melo-
dies.
And his own melody, jazz
ing up the jumbled love-
song in his heart, intoxi-
Gated him.
Eddie Kerns was a hick.
The ballads that he wrote
and "sold" were technical
to him. Never in his life had
he sung or put down a sim
cere line or note. He put
the same mushy quaver into
a Southern mammy-ballad,
though he had never been
South of a tryout in Will
mington, as he did in a
broken-hearted "squawk"
song, though he had never
been disappointed in love.
But now his Broadway
Melody" took on a meaning.
True, it wasn't romantic.
But it was Broadway-his
street-her street, now, too
and it did ring with senti-
ment-maybe not the vine
covered cottage stuff, that
he had sung but never seen;
maybe not the lonesome or
longing or lost-you lyrics
that made stenographers
cry and tenors famous-but
the broadway Melody"
the song that did things,
that brought people to-
gether, that
One two three four-five
and bang! One-two-three-
fOur-five, bang bang!
1t was over.
"That'll be all for today
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Eddie disentagled himself.
Queenie was looking out
again.
"And how does it all hit
you, babel" he called to her.
Queenie didn't turn. He
crossed to her, put his hands
on her shoulders, and turned
her around. She was cover
ing her eyes. He drew down
her hands. She was crying.
"Wh-what's wrOng?" he
asked, speaking with pro-
found emphasis.
"Holy mack 'rel~-the big
gest day O. her young life,
an she's got the weeps!"
exclaimed Hank.
"Oh, I'm all right" Sob
bed Queenie, turning on a
strained smile. "I'-m-
$50 h-h-happ-ppy!".,
"Attababes," said Eddie,
in palpable relief.
"Happy is right" chimed
in Hank. "We'll panic 'em
in this show. I tell you.
We1l get two seasons out
of it, anyway. After that
we can write our own ticket.
By that time Eddie and I'll
be married and have a bank
roll saved. And, Queenie,
you can always live with us
cant she, Eddie 20
Queenie struggled gamely,
but again she had to turn
her back. Eddie started to-
ward her, but Hank placed
a restraining hand on his
arm.
"Let her get it out of her
SYSTEM" she cautioned.
eth do her the world Of
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CHAPTER III

CHAPTER III
rrANK MAHONEY, still
putting from her furi-
Gus hair-pulling en-
counter with the sarcastic
blonde chlorine who had
ruined her tryout before the
great Fannie by spilling the
contents of her handbag
into the wires of the ac-
companist's piano, was tug
ging on her dress over her
practice clothes. Her fea-
lures were contorted into a
picture of rage, chagrin and
resentment. Eddie, bursting
with the big news that Zan-
ME had consented to relent
-b ecause he wanted
Queenie's gorgeous figure in
his outfit-slid toward her,
smart-Alec triumph blazing
in his eyes, to be the first
to tell her and thus steal
the glory Of the victory.
II wouldn't be in his bum
show y 4" " come on, Queenie,
let's get out Of this shootin'
gallery
Queenie answered crisply:
"Mr. Fannie wants to talk
to you.'
The change was electric.
Hank bristled up, shook
back the strings of hair, and
took full charge immedi-
ately, as became the busi-
ness manager of the Ma
honey Sisters.
"Stay back there-I can
handle him better alone" "
she commanded.
With a little pat in pass
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|Sister Is Pitted Against Sister for
The Affections of One Man

good. I know her. She al
ways cries when She s happy
""* not like me 80" 1
cry W hen I'm blue
and if you don't slip Hank
a lii kiss right now, Ill
show you.
He slipped her the iii
kiss.
But he noticed out of the
corner of his eye that
Queenie's shoulders were
shaking. Maybe she was
growing happier!
ITO Be Continued Tomorrow
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mediums at costumer S three
thirty, showgirls, four
o'clock, ponies, fOur-thirty,
" report here 10 tomorrow
morning, and get some sleep
tonight-half Of you look
like you were in a hangover
today" barked the director.
The Washington times., 1929-03-27
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This Day in Our History

The civil rights a citizen Of the United
privilege of appealing the national courts for
protection by President Johnson March 2 1885,
Congress passed it his veto.
The Washington times., 1929-03-27
DR.. Bischs Daily Health Hint

Every child between should be taught the essential
approaching puberty Particularly
this Importance regards Children become frightened
because Of ignorance Of natures laws.
The Washington times., 1929-03-27
A Masterpiece of Conflict
And Human Emotions
BY JACK LAIT
by JACh LA11
(From Scenario By Edmund GOuldingJ
Copyright 1879. By King Features Syndicate Inc.
What Has Hnppened So Far

Eddie Kerms song pgger, has wrttem the music for
"The BroGdavay Melody big to be produced By
the famous Zaed. For taO6 gears Eddie has been en-
1aqed to Hank" Mahoney and he sees has aOGy clear
to MARRY her, She and her younger sister, Q~eee are
pluing IN Vaudeviue and Eddie them to New
York and tells them he has managed to place them IN the
revue They overjoyed but Eddie suddenly DISCOVERS
that he's lost his heart to Qeee aOho has developed into
startling beauty in the gears since he her last
He keeps has secret from HGnk" and the girls turm doacm
long vaudevIe contract for chance to make good m
the
Zornie after seeing the "Mahoney Sisters" perform,
decides that he could only Queene She however, o
eols to him to also que her sister chance IN the show
NOu Go on With the Story
The Washington times., 1929-03-27

"The Broadway Melody" with
Bessie Love-, Anita Page and
Charles King, will be shown
at LOew'S Columbia Theater
beginning Saturday, March 80.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-08-09
POTATO CROP MENACED
BY BLIGHT SAYS WARNING.

st. Louis county farmers were warn
ed last week by 8. H Rutford, county
agricultural agent, to protect potato
crops from blight which has been
discovered in one of the central Mime
sofa counties. Present weather cond1-
tons are favorable for development
and spread of the potato disease, Mr..
Rutford declared
County farmers this year have about
5000 acres of land in potatoes which
normally would yield about LIS bushels
per acre. They are urged to protect
the crop by spraying the field with
bordeaux mixture. Complete details
for spraying fields viii be furnished
by county agricultural agents at the
Duluth and Virginia courthouses.
F.. E. Balmer, Minnesota county ag-
ricuItural agent leader in letter to
Mr.. Rutford, reported that R. G. Rose,
plant pathologist of the University
farm. has discovered late blight IN po-
tatoes in one of the central counties OF
the state. Mr.. Rutford said that late
blight. a disease which kills veins OF
the plant and causes rot, has not yet
been discovered here. He added, how
ever, that weather conditions here are
conductive of the disease.