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tire trolley and lighting plant on the
fuel extracted by chemical means from
the garbage, refuse and rubbish of that
progressive, up to date city"
We all set there, being shocked.
"Are it not horrid to know that pro-
gressive, up to date cities should have
garbage, refuse & rubbish?" grone Hon:
Otto l.. Fuji. But Hon. Furio stand
there and spoke like Senator Borah
pouring his soul over everything;
IF that so-called Hoover had went
to So America with open brain he
would have fetched back some lofty
lesson from that garbage plant Of
Montevideo, But he do nothing.
81 why. Because he wish keep Pub.
utilities in hands of bright Morrow.
Poor man in America cannot even
own his own garbage. Same is to be
said of power of water and horses, air,
theaters, steamboats, &&&etc. II all
those iugshuries was in CONTROL of
Govt. then all men would be working.
2"For who would they be working.
pleaSe?" ask little Annie Anazuma, who
had been hitherly silent.
FOR Gen. Good" splash Matsu Furio.
IT do not know that military hero"
This from me. Are he q retired Gen.
eral. perhaps? If so. he could not af-
ford to hire so many"
"Shux!" holla Furio. "This So
called Hoover went to So. America for
cheat u. 8. Govt. from running its
RRs. will tell you some delicious
statisticks For every ga men now
working on RI"
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What to Remember
When You Reduce

Remember, when you go in for re-
ducing your weight, that one Of tn
chief things is to get plenty Of norma
exercise, plenty of fresh air, plenty OF
sleep, and plenty to eat.
Plenty of sleep doesn't mean lolline
in bed until noon every day. 1t mean
seven hours, at least, of good, SOUND
sleep, in a. room full of air, cool in
Winter.
Plenty of food doesn't mean a
luncheon consisting of lobster salad, hot
biscuits, iced chocolate with whipped
cream and an eclair. But it may mean
big bowl Of crackers and milk, or g
big dish of vegetable salad with clear
tea, waters and cream cheese, or g
chop and some spinach, with baked
apple for dessert
You yourself can plan out q re-
ducing diet But don't, unless you are
doing so under a doctors care, try to
take q cup of clear coffee and an
orange for breakfast, nothing for
luncheon and chop and some lemon
juice for dinner.
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"What become of that u man sc
do not mention?" I require.
Men working on RRs are carelus.
about spare parts" suggest Arthu
Kickahajama, Japanese humorist.
why do this Hon. Hoover go roun
talking like president when he al
not president yet?" snub Furio.
II have a clear !. d. that he eXpeo,
to become one" narrate Arthur.
IF was good viii tourist. broke
out Cousin Nogi, ~ would float to
Tennessee and try to get Darwin out OF
jail"
IT require the privilege of free
Speech" revolve Furio. When get IL
nobody else can talk when I do. Now
let me tell you candilly; this so-called
Hoover are part of mean plot to spread
the dangerus Propaganda of prosperity.
Why did he so TO Patagonia for teach
big business to little Indians? And
those Patagonians is moro advanced al
ready than Russia even. Shall so-called
Hoover spoil their food by putting tariff
on it?"
Natives of Patagonia eats dogs" l
sniff diSgustly.
II could never put my fork in dog
what was protected by tariff" say Fllrio.
"And now this so-called Hoover want to
rl,ovel new canal into Central America
How can you join 2 continents closer
together by chopping them apart like
Broadway"
Hoover are a engineer" start up
IT got a uncle who are breakman,'
pulse Furio. But that no excuse for
preaching good will to people. Bah!
declare"
"Matsu Furio. yr speech are finished"
say Haro the Chair.
''How do YOU know-how do I know
when my speech are finished2" Furio
aggrevate, yet he set down.
"And now Togo has the floor again"
This from Haro.
IT should like to pick it up and throw
it at Furio," snag. ''Howeverly, this
bring us back to subjec. Good Will
Cruising, If these wise-cracklers will per-
NIT it, They permit THAT cruising
are finished up, I said before. Fat iron
warfare steamboats, will soon be back in
garage to get smell of rose-leaves ground
out of their valves. Hon. Hoover are
now studying mathmatickS to find out
how can get 1899 best minds into n
| cabinet only made to hold ~ fat ones.
When this problemb are finished he
will have little else to do. Good Will in
| So. America are l01 per cent success.
| Now Hon. Elected Hoover can retire TO
| quiet old age in his hanson country
| home on Penn Ave, Wash d. c."
He better not start any goodwilling
in Congress, by golly," corrode Arthur
| Kickahajama.
Brave men are bravest when they
know when to stop" deploy.
Meeting adjourned.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HAsHIMURA TOGO.
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coal. Short little words he had an
Swered her with, but she saw the
foamy wake of an outbound vessel and
felt the surge Of o deck underfoot.
A LMoST before dawn of the day
"A following Rea crept from her warm
bed to look out the window. Fog hung
like a soggy gray blanket over every
thing. On the wall Of her bedroom
the calendar was marking the day of
her marriage to Luke. Dependable old
Luke, who had never been young; who
had never felt the stirring of salt In
his veins. Luke. who pitied his sea-
faring ancestors for the discomfort they
had to bear on their long voyages.
Only matter Of hours now before
she would be his bride. To live for
ever in the big house. To cook and
wash and scrub. To be dutiful wife.
The words ran round her mind like
mice in a trap.
As soon after breakfast as she could
escape the household routine, Rea slip
ped out the kitchen door and headed over
the dunes. Down the sand to the piece
of wreckage. 1t was hopeless and fool
ish to look for the blue dory, and yet
she was vaguely disappointed to find it
was not there,
Suddenly she put her fingers to her
lips and her heart barely thumped.
Muffied sound Of oars against thole
pins. A boat coming in shore. A blue
bow showed against the sand.
She smiled and waited with an eager
greeting on her lips. Smiled again at
his startled expression. This time they
sat side by side on the piece of wreck
age while he talked. He spoke of
strange spicy places, Of ships that were
gallant and fine. With glowing words
that breathed the lure Of sea magic he
made her know of 1t all.
And tonight shall be married to
Luke"
The sailor looked hard ct the sand.
There was woman waiting for me
once" he said. But he told first how
he came to bear the horrible scar
against his cheek. She heard the hiss
Of live steam from an engine room
pipe, saw the man with the yellow hair
and the gray eyes go through 1t to
reach helpless shipnate.
she turned me down VIXEN she saw
this beauty mark" finished the sailor,
bitterly lingering his cheek. Now he
was on q barge. No one TO bother him
there. A
Hate suddenly famed on Rea's
tongue. Hate for the woman who had
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Coming Back After Long the Scholarly Nippon
Tells the Good and Bad Points of Good Will and
Comments Hoovers Trip.

him. ALSO remember you are Door
keep and can poke persons out when
required"
Hon. Mellon would be happier II he
could do that" report with wise-eye
expression.
Naturally I shall stay In this Japanese
Thinking Society because 1t put me in
contax with best minds on our block.
so should feel bereaved II kept away.
Therefore I say. Hon. j. Haro, will
not be q Hubert Work In yr Cabinet
man who say nothing and get blame
for saying it, ] have in my breast q
very musical Grafton. Yet how can !
speak 1t when are only q Treasury"
Report" snuggest Hon. Haro, then 60
head q shoot yr poetry. 1t are done In
Congress every day"
" X u u
THEREFORE, when this Thinking So
ciety meet last night p. m. at
Rising Sun Billiard and Pool Audi
address the Chair with dignity like he
was a Piano. Following spoke thusly:
Mr.. Pres. got nothing to report
therefore shall say few words on Good
Will Cruising, where it goes and what is
it. I shall commence by asking why for
did Hon. Elected Hoover depart Of so
suddenly for Peru, Chilly & Argen-
tinioq"
when I are elected Pres" upstart
Miss Mamie Furioki, Japanese Lucy
Stoner, II shall escape farther than
that. Maybe to North Pole, where even
ginny pigs can't live. There 7 would
have ampel time to think Of thousands
of persons I won't put in my Cabinet.
could do so without interruption from
Office seekers"
Office seekers can 90 anywhere,
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that comick question" ! did, 10000
are, knock all the laughter out Of that
joke last November. 1t are no longer
fashionable" Landsake, you should see
how pale Arthur got, so say further
more, But what are more Suiting than
to hire that enlarged gunhoat Mary
land to fetch Good Will over danger
GUS waves? Why so? Because Good
will are most valuable arcticie OF
precious jewellery in all history of hui
man people. When We move 2 barrels
diamonds from bank to night-club
we umploy armored truck covered with
artillery. Do we not? Then what you
think we ship that Hoover Idea in?
A box carp"
# have voyaged in box car" report
Matsu Furio, Japanese socialist, and
from that humbel transportation
have been enabled to Distribute 100000
pamfletS to prove that Sacco VanZetti
were poisoned by Nicholas Murray
Butler"
bad Will travels cheap" report in
a charming voice, Mrs. Editor, you
must hear me sometime.
"Will Mr.. Togo proceed with his
Financial Report" dictate Hare the
| Chair. So do.
"Hon. Elected Hoover have had rair
opportunity for speaking to all Mayors
| in &c. and Centrl America. Mexico too.
When he say something to those Mayors
they say something back Have q smile?
Thank you. Hand-clasps are shaken up
| again.
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Bv Wallace Irwin.

tackles for big game to commence
Mch 4. And who will win, Stanford or
Congress? ! ask to know.
This brings up the very enlarged cues
ton: What were cause of recent high
pressure of fellow feeling running from
Miami to South Pole? Answer Is: Good
Will Cruising.
Good viii Cruising, Mrs. Editor, are
delightful pass time for tourists who
know how. Hon. Col. Chas. Indy FIRST
thought Of that, as in SO many things.
But this Col. Chas. merely few alone.
Spirit of st. Louis are so deliciously
light that 1t can travel on few small
clouds. But Spirit of Kas City are near
ly as fat as he are famous. Also he
must travel with some awfully big off,
GERS, journalism g. emotion picture sup
plies Otherwisely those sirnpel natives,
way down South in Rio, maybe would
think that Smith were elected or Brown
or somebody.
My cousin Nogi, who arrive to my
bedside yestdy morning too early q. m.
for bora my other pair sox, show the
usual loss of his intellectual mind.
Togo he say so while taking 4 Of
my cigarats, 'can you believe everything
read in news-print?"
Even Used Car Bargains I can be-
lieve" This from me.
well, II So" narrate Nogi, Can you
believe Hoover Goodwilling Ship stop at
Lima, Peru?"
why couldn't?" I ask with Clarence
Darrow expression.
only this" he saunter. "Ry geog-
raphy I learn that this Lima are up SO
| top-high in Andy Mts that only Lima
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"O editor of The Sunday Star
Magazine, wise g. powerful brain,
who cannot keep Hon. JAS Wal
ker home so much OF the time.
Dearest Sir;
If convenient please tell yr Hon.
Printer to put in quotation marks Tor
following Janus poetry:
"The tumulty and spouting dies,
The aces and the queens depart"
Lord Byron.
This smallish section or perfumed
Aong, which I gather from Sydney
Katsu Jr, Harvard japanese, adore
quite a lot because it mean something
very international to-day. PusSibly
YOU have not noticed it in daily news
print Therefore I tell you.
American warfare-steambo name
of Maryland and Utah have already
anotored by water all the way there and
back, going nearly "a radio OF the
Globe, stopping at Peru, Buepos Irish
Costa Rico, Argentine and other
important towns where they make love
In Spanish. And why did they?
answer this reply: Because Hon
Elected Hoover travel there to break
the solid South America. II you are
smart at arithmetic you can add up all
the 81 guns and multiply by the num-
her of sweethearts captured among
brownish Presidents who were formerly
divided from U. S. by bullflghts
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We're opening my mouth for even
better words when bad Japanese name
of X. Naka. who were interpreter in
Custom House until discharged for re-
fusing bride. he spoke up hastily and
say, "Stewed apples! It are easy to feel
agreeable when listening to language
you do not unstand. How could Mayor
Of Peru unstand what Hon. Herb say in
Californian? Sure, Mick, they got In
terpreter. But what OFF" No answer
requested.
Better interpreter you got, less you
know about what said" narrate Naka,
even quite small lawyers know that.
And have learned from courtroomS
have managed. When Hon. Hooy put
on that peaceful expression and say to
Mayor OF Peru, 'Welcum, welcum, our
nearly Neighbour probly the Interpret
turn to Hon. Mayor and he say. Hon.
Elected Hoover he say, More bullets are
shot In N. Y. every night than 1t took
to conquer Peru" Then Hon. Mayor
smile with more teeth and say back,
Send down some New Workers to shoot
several Peruvians can point out Then
Hon. Interpret turn to Hon. Hoov and
report, Hon. Mayor of Peru he say,
Elected Sir, you have brought Con-
tinents so close together. cannot tell
Boston from Areauipa."' Maybe 81
more guns will be fired after this. But
what are they shooting at when they
can't speak In the same tongue and
tonsils?"
There are not enough Love in the
World" oratorio.
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llamas g. Lima beans grow there. So!
22,008 IT. above seashore are this Lima,
Peru. How in Peru can Hon. Admiral
of U. S. N. make his iron engines climb
such tall grades?"
All That is where my brain got
shine.
Good will can accomplish anything"
dictate. GOOD will are an awfully
great elevator. Also a steam shovel.
Maybe it can dig a Nickeragwa Canal
Good will can take Mexican generals
out of politicks, bring Central America
;, 2,00406 miles closer to Wash, D. c..
make Porto Rica cigars taste slightly of
Havana g. etc. If Hon. Kaiser got more
plus Of good will and more minus of
| good wine a few years of yore maybe
| Hon. World would not got smallpox"
kindness makes trends snuggest
Nogi, thinking I did not look when he
lift my neektie from burro drawer.
I should say something about theft,
but voice got choked with reverance
when my Uncle Nichi, deliciously dried
old Japanese, come in without saying
so. Me and Nogi make our faces glat
to meet him. But he simply stand there
souring.
"Huh!" He say that hard word in
japanese. Youth are getting pretty
young nowadays. You make horrid
noistb. When ] was as I could respect
my olders while being seen and not
heard"
IT should like to see radios do that"
say Nogi who can be frightful.
HUH" No translation from Uncle
Nichi What you 2 ladds discussing
like broadcast?"
Good Will Cruising" say me g. Nogi
in unicorn.
THAT kind of Cruising are not what
it ust to be in date of Hon. Theo Roose-
velt," snarrel Uncle Nichi. Lately
Good viii have grown soft to the
Touch Poo tell you. This yeungish
Hoover do not even know how to show
teeth when he say Neighbor. He say
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refused this man Of the sea and scorned
him so that he had hidden away on a
barge.
She gave him wordless sympathy. and
her eyes gave him that strange new
thing she found In her heart. Half
afraid, he would not meet her eyes and
she dared not tell him with her own
lips.
Her thoughts tangled over each other
In a deSpairing cry. Oh, why didn't
you come sooner. Why weren't you here
before?
And as If in answer to her question
he looked into her eyes. Gravely ne
,S~HYou don't love him?" he asked.
mo-" she sighed.
"You love the sea?"
She nodded again, and her eyes
cleaned with the brightness OF eager
stars.
"You would be happy-out there?"
His arm swept the sea mist.
"Yes-I would" she said. looking
straight at him. After that they sat O
long while, talking earnestly.
TOWARD late afternoon the fog
y showed signs Of lifting. Rea's
mother tim!dly made mention of the
fact at the supper table. The Rev.
Jonas Warren nodded absent-mindedly,
then lifted his eyebrows at Rea.
luke will meet you at the church
and after the service you will come to
the front together" he reminded her.
Eyes, father" Rea bowed and turned
toward the kitchen with handful Of
for Thursday night prayer meeting.
supper dishes.
The little white church was well filled
Perhaps because Of the rumor that Rea
Warren was to be married in the SHIN
mering white satin dress with real lace
that had been worn to the altar by so
many brides in the Dunnet family.
Toward the end Of the service, be-
fore the benediction, the Rev. Jonas
Warren looked up and peered over the
edge OF his pulpit.
"My daughter Rea and Luke Dunnet
will be Joined together in the holy bonds
of wedIock at the close of this service, 4"
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Hashmra Togo Japanese Schooboy Takes His Pen in Ham

20 say not that" jump in Otto L.
Full who have been In Reno Nevada
(Rep.) buying himself some more di-
vorces. What have Love got to do
with Peace program?"
No answer to this hard reply. Yet 1t
give more time for Matsu Furio, Jap
anese Socialist. to pull out his lungs and
let them COS He commence by bringing
slight scrapp of news-print from pocket
& read thusly:
THE City of Montevideo runs Its en-
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Dust i'm Your Eve?

by means of new device. invented
by A. P. ouellet. irritating particles
may be removed from the eye with
minimum danger of injury. The device
consists of five-power magnifying mir
ror about an inch in diameter. which is
spring clamp With the mirror held
before the eye In the left hand, the
sufferer can see his own eye greatly
magnified. hold it open with the thumb
and forefinger of the same hand; and
with his right extract the particle with
o piece of rolled paper. Since the de-
vice may be carried In the vest pocket,
it is always ready for instant use by
those whose occupations cause them
frequent trouble with their eyes.
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eouators, national songs, ammunition
pn-credit and other industries.
: Heel-bite, knife-cut and curses are
forgot. Centipedes curl under stones
and die from neglect. What that Hon.
Maryland come boating into sweet but
bitter climate of those Lands nobody
was very raw or dangerous any more.
Cheerio everywhere. Flags. Rah-rah
Stanford. Everybody on telephone ind
ing out what team Senator Don Carlos
Curtis play on. Good feeling was there,
by golly. Several patriots break jail to
vote solidly Republican ticket. OH!
What joyful college reonion for Western
Hemispear!
And you should have heard how
people agreed 1t were the first time
everybody have agreed on anything
since Hon. Thos Heeney got up for 18th
knockout and report, Il believe ! am
7ickt"
X y
IA ND now that great Stanford Hero
a this are joking ref. to Hon. Elected
Eoover-will soon start secret practice
with Hon. Papa Warner, faknlls feetbal
koach- He will learn some ACetty NEAR
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about. Even after they learned beyond
q doubt, that Rea and the man she had
run away with were married, they had
plenty to talk about. Rea, the girl
who gave up good home and steady
man like Luke, for sailor off a barge
a sailor with scar on his face.
Sometimes word of Rea drifts back
to the village. Coming in from the
fishing grounds one day, Sam Cahoon
of the Dorothy K. reported passing
close to barge in tow and seeing Rea
on the afterdeck, arm in arm with her
scarfaced sailor. They waved and
smiled at Sam, he said, as he passed
under their stern in the Dorothy K.
shes happy? Mmph!" the village
says unbelievingly Living on a dirty
barge and always on the water.
Mmph!"
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axept where it cost money" corrode
Arthur Kickahajama, Japanese hunaor-
list. And while at 1t, ask to know:
Why did Hon. Hoov require q hattle-
boat in which to teach Good WHIP"
"You are months late with
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to make financial report. which can't
do, thank you, when We got none.
II are not satisfied to be on VI
Cabinet" say 1t.
en- appointing Cabinets 1t are UNI
possible to satisfy everybody" collapse
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The new span across the Detroit
River from Detroit to Canada will,
when completed. be the longest suspen-
sion bridge in the world.
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THEY SAT- SIDE BY SIDE ON
THE PIECE OF wRECKACE
WHILE HE TALKED WITH
GLOWING WORDS OF SEA
MAGIC.
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Everyday, Law Cases !
Mann Travellers Rely on Automatic
Signals at Railroad Crossings?
BY THE COUNSELLOR.

While driving an automobile Jacob
Marshall approached railroad crossing.
Not hearing an electric warning bell,
which was maintained at the crossing.
Marshall did not slacken the speed OF
his car, and taking no further precau-
lions, proceeded across. In the midst OF
the way MarShalls machine was struck
by an oncoming train and he was killed.
Marshall's widow brought suit against
the railroad company for the death OF
her husband. At the trial she was able
to prove that the electric warning bell
at the crossing had not rung at the APP
preach of the train that killed her
husband and that, in fact, the warming
bell was out of order at the time.
Failure of the railroad to keep the bell
in order was, the widow maintained.
the direct cause of the accident, making
the company liable.
Admitting that the bell was out Of
order, the railroad in its behalf con-
tended that the accident would not
have happened if Marshall had used adj
ditional precautions in attempting to
cross.
Mrs. Marshall's suit was dismissed.
the court stating:
1T has been frequently decided in a
number of jurisdictions that while a
traveller may rely to a certain extent on
the indication of safety which the
silence of signaling device at cross
ing implies. he nevertheless has no right
to rely solely on the silence of the signal.
If he does, he may then be guilty Of
contributory negligence in proceeding
to cross the track without taking further
precautions for his own safety
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PETAL PILLOWS ARE AS DAINTY AS SPRING FLOWERS

the textile. Pin in position and cut the
textile from where the curve begins.
This will leave an uncut strip along all
bases, so that a string of petals will ap-
pear. Bind the curved edges with col
ored bias binding, if petals are or
CANDY. or send silk one away to be
picoted. Silk petals should be cut large
enough to allow for picoting without
infringing on the size desired.
On circular silk or mercerized sa-
teen pillow top, lightly draw circles ~
inches apart. The innermost circle
should be inches in diameter. Begin
sewing the petals to the foundation
along the outer circle. Gather each
petal or fold it at the center base until
it measures inch less than its length.
Sew each circle separately to the foun-
dalton, so petals come together exactly
where they meet. This may mean
slight variation in gathers or pleats.
Fell narrow strip or binding over raw
edges.
After the innermost circle has been
covered with its row of petals. make a
rosette of gathered fold of yellow Or
CANDY or silk and sew it in the center.
This will cover the final base of petals.
Each row of petals should have the
tops come alternately with those above
it. This is called drop pattern" ar
rangement.
Copyright, 1929