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The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

About the time girl is passing through the sour
pickle age boy begins to harbor the conviction that
he Is woman hater.
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04
IMPROVED HERDS BRING REsULr

IMPROVED HERDS BRING RESULTS
Il the dairy herds Of the Northwest are decreasing In
numbers while their production increases that must be
m indication that quality has been improving while
numbers have been shrtnking.
1ts y the stats Of affairs which the survey Of the
ninth 1sdal reserve district bank shows It discoses
ehat the farmers dairy income has been growing since
1e7t, Wills the farms have been shifting to larger
pecp0tn e bef cattle from the old proportion Of dairy
hscdG
- Ahat - sttrihute this seems I matter a ou,e,
onneiuon 1H several years intensive campaign for
mssov1E- both types q cattle has been under way
eaneugho9 this noEthvsstesn arsa Along With the
Noodng Cnt = ~ bosrdu typs e COW has sone advo
ea1y g paeetsd - Sr ths quality Of Tie hera sree
= 60 = tho dtinng factors q pEofitable pwodueton
Ii mk ~ tkodf 6anehtefA Nov this campaign 81 edu-
n = besing rsgIs = The higher quality Of the dairy
es1z tnt4g - has - urodudng better typc 81 beef
eglhUotGgn dalE31on this YER ars raistng six per
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

wife with a vote who casts it as her
husband does. But perhaps the hus-
band couldn't persuade her they
ought to vote differently.
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

Now that the former president has
gone into the writing game. he ought
to tell everybody how 1t feels to be
making little money.
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

One fault Of social ambition Is that 1t makes trades
men wait too long for their money
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04
ANY BETTER:

There was time and place when
plain girls of humble estate could
not wear the colors and fabrics and
follow the same wedding customs as
girls of high estate. Perhaps, though,
the hardship OF being forced to ad-
here to high standard Of living with
weddings like those of princesses is as
hard to handle as the hardship of be-
ing denied luxurious standards.
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04
MYRON r.. HERRICK


Myron +. Herrick was distinguished ambassador be-
cause he man Of affairs. possessed Of tact and
had the gift Of imagination To these he added courage
and loyalty to his countrys welfare In addition to an
ability to identity himself with the people among whom
he was sent.
As q successful Ohio banker before he went abroad
he had atested his business His stay in Paris
when the French foreign office and. In fact, the
entire Of France and the diplomatic corps
fled to Bordeaux in the first German rush the French
capital. were evidence Of his courage
More 50 than any American ambassador to Paris, he
was able to mge with the French in that sympathetic
spirit that brought him their respect and admiration
He handled American affairs they touched France
with disarming friendlness.
That his merits appreciated at home is proved
by the fact that he selected by three presidents
Taft. Harding and Colleges ambassador while Presi
dent Hoover would have retained him In office had not
his Is years made it imperative to retire-which intent
death then ratified In addition he received from presi
dent Wilson letter commencing him for his services
at Paris during the first year Of the World war; until
relieved by Ambassador Sharpe. the Wilson appontee
Herrck began life In Ohio Is q poor boy and the sub
sequen honors he attained were proof Of the sterling
character that animated his conduct and aspirations
He served eleven ut Paris and in that time took
rank with such American diplomats as Charemagne
Tower. Alanson B. Houghton David Jayne HILL Henry
White. Jacob Gould 6churman. These were not such
showy ambassadors, but they men who were able
TO achieve solid results at the courts to which they were
accredited - result Of which m Of them served under
several presidents and In various posts the Importance
Of diplomatic affairs called for skill at shifting points in
American international relations
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04
OFF FOR A HOLLOW TREE

10 Ieel gOOQ zeal OF sympathy the
indianapolis gentleman who fled to live in hollow
becaus" the radio In his own home was kept going
nigh. ant. day.
The man was 50 years old, and lived with his sons
family. When he made his exodus he explained later
ne was driven to it by the fact that fellow can't get
any sl:ep at ALL with the radio going at all hours The
police. who took him in a vagrancy charge before
they knew what 1t was all about turned him over to
police magistrate, who finally induced him return
home and make effort to accmate himself to
constant outpouring Of song.
Probably q good many of U.s. at one time or another
have felt sneakng longing to tracks for the tall
timber and find suitable hollow tree We don't know
much about the peace and quiet Of the deep woods
by hearsay but there times when they look good to us
Our modern civilization designed to appeal chiefly
to the eye and ear There is an enormous amount OF
stuff to lock a and enormous amount OF stuff to
listen to- and these two phases of it generally take up
so much of spare time that we can't exercise our
other faculties
Usually this suits us fine It is pleasant and it keeps
us from worrying But now and then a man-partcu-
lary II he be verging the three-score and ten mark
as this indianapolis man was-is apt to get the feeling
that life is slipping away without being really tasted
For we realize. down deep. that there ought to be a
little bit more Of life than mere collection of surface
Impressions Nature. as Thoreau remarked has pro-
vded man with an admirable cushion whereon he NAV
similar idle pastimes there apt to come wisdom and
lace that are beyond price,
Ins wisdom and peace out Of the discovery that
the world Is infinitely more mysterious infinitely more
beautiful infinitely terrifying than is ordinarily
dreamed It Is not blind machine nor is it a needless
se-sstanng bit Of cosic ingenuity in which petit
ness and sameness dominant It is q thing Of in
finite depths and infinite vstas and we stumpne about
bravey on the tiny patch with which we are familiar
are integral parts of 1t. Lost souls We may be- but
nevertheless there nobility and high destiny in us
That Is the sort Of realization that doesn't come in
the idst OF blaring manmade noise and hectic activity
It dawns on man slowly, when he has leisure and
quiet to make himself receptive voices that the hum
of daily life can drown out.
Perhaps hollow tree would be too cramped and
harsh place for city dweler. But at least it would
give him chance to hear things that city noises drown
out. The Indianapolis mans idea wasn't as bad as it
might have been.
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04
DARBY AND LOAN

ITlS ScnoOl teacherlng system may
be soft in spots, but not all over.
X X *
DARBY AND JOAN
Harry and Hattie Campbell were
respectively. 81 and IS. For more
than 80 years they preyed upon So
ciety in their pose as devoted husband
and wife. One of their fayoritc
stunts was to enter a jewelry store,
hand in hand, whilst Harry bashfully
confessed that he and the little
woman were celebrating their tenth
or twentieth or something wedding
anniversary, and asking to see brace
lets or rings or something.
\ X X
STILL AT 1T!
After buying their simple little pur-
chase, usually at a special rate be-
cause the clerk was SO touched, and
after leaving the shop, the clerk
would generally find several thou
sand dollars worth of jewelry missing.
So Harry and Hattie have been SEN
fenced to life Imprisonment as old
offenders. They rather laugh at the
sentence. remarking that they'll be in
the same prison. The Darby and Joan
stuff seems to have pervaded their
systems. Sometimes even poses are
found to be real.
y + i
"RAZZBERRIES!"
Secrets of Charm" by Josephine
Huddlestone, is another of these ever
perpetual books which seek to prove
that all women can be beautiful and
if they but know the tricks.
To which one who is not beautiful
and only rarely charming can only
"Razzberries!" Beauty and
charm can no more be made if Provi-
dence didn't give it to start with than
a pug nose can be made into Roman
by just willing it sol"
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

system necessary sugar for its endo-
crimes.
This school teachering system may
be soft in spots, but not all over.
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

1t costs more money to live. but not more labor
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

Who remembers the old fashioned
days when the william in the drama
was supposed to be wicked? y
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04

Mussolini asks what is the use of a
The Bismarck tribune., 1929-04-04
"RAZZRERRIES!"


More than half the population is
afflicted with defective vision, accord
ing to statistics. Either the man who
compiled those figures never has seen
a traffic jam or he is an incurable
optimist.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
FLYING
WITH TIMES

Have you prepared TO join The
washington Times Flying Club?
II not, cut out the registration
coupon found on this page, ill
it out, and get ready to present
1t at the first class lesson.
The Times is printing three
flying lessons a week-on Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Watch for lesson No. 8 in The
Times tomorrow. Study these
lessons thoroughly before attend
ing the first class meeting.
The Junior division. composed
of boys and girls under Is who
want to learn to fly, will meet at
10 o'clock Saturday at the Avia-
ton School Of America, 1903 Six
teenth st. N. w. Presentation of
the registration coupon will admit
any boy or girl and serve as auto
matte registration.
The senior division. composed
OF men and women Is years of
age and over, will meet for the
first time at = o'clock Monday
night at the same place.
Do you want to learn to fly?
Then join the Washington Times
Flying Club. No charge.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
PRESIDENT GETS
RARE CIT 7

The coat-of-arms OF George
Washington carried out in stained
tinctured glass set In loaded mum
tins was presented yesterday to
President Hoover by Representa-
tive Sol Bloom of New York.
It has not yet been decided where
to place the gift.
Instead of the regular Wash
ington motto, "Exitus Acta Pro
bat" the name of Washington
spelled with two esses appears
on a ribbon at the bottom. The
intention of the maker Of the
shield evidently was to use the
original family name which, how
ever. was washington and not
washington as shown.
The crest consists of the char
acteristic black raven with wings
endorsed" issuing out of a ducal
coronet. The work measures
about q foot and a half in
height with the same width.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
Health Service Accepts
Linhardt's Resignation

Following the arrest of DR..
Oscar v. Linhardt in Baltimore
on dry law charges. it was
formally announced that his reSig.
nation from the United States
Health Service. pending since.
October "a, had been accepted
yesterday.
DR.. Linhardt Is charged with
conspiracy to violate the prohibi.
ton act, issuing of prescriptions
for liquor without proper exami.
nation Of patients, and failure to
keep a record Of prescriptions.
The physician, who is held on
81 500 bail, declares that he was
held up by three men, among
whom, he says. was Earl Doty,
who is being held with him. The
men took the prescriptions at the
point of q gun, Or. Linhardt
claims.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
TRAFFIC HEAVY.
ON 18TH ST.

In support Of its contention
chat the closing of Thirteenth
Street south OF Pennsylvania Ave
nue. by the triangle building
project win create an insoluble
traffic problem, the Washington
Board OF Trade is conducting a
traffic count on Pennsylvania
Avenue, between Ninth Street
and Fourteenth Street Northwest.
Yesterdays count, according to
the committee in charge, showed
the peak of morning traffic is
reached between $50 and 8:45
o'clock, and that traffic is ap.
proximately as heavy on Thir-
teenth Street as on the Avenue.
The count, which is under the
direction Of A. C. Seller. an en-
gineer Of the Traffic Bureau, will
be continued for several days to
obtain information which win be
presented in a hearing Saturday
morning before the National Capt.
tai Park and Planning Commits
sion.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
| DEAD, 4 HURT
IN M|SHAPS

Charles M. Belt. "a. attached
to the q. 8. Marine Barracks, An
napoIis, Nd. was killed and four
others were injured in accidents
yesterday in nearby Maryland.
Belt was riding on the tandem
seat of a motorcycle when he lost
his balance and fell. He was taken
to the Naval Hospital at Annap-
oils where he died two hours later
Of q fractured skull. .
The second accident occurred
near Ellicott City, Nd, when after
two trucks had crashed, q third In
an endeayor to miss the SnaShup
veered off the road and crashed
into a ditch. Lee Hoffman, driver
Of the overturned truck, was the
most seriously hurt, little hope be-
ing held for his recovery in the
the FrederickS Hospital. He suf-
fered a fracture Of the skull and
internal injuries.
Three other men were taken to
Baltimore where they were treated
for injuries at st. Agnes Hospital.
They are Herman Kefauver, oper-
ator Of the third machine: Karl
M. Walz and Harry Sheetenhelm.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14

lTG eQlGOT Oh 1116 1u1SS 1S
being deluged with letters, most
of them commendatory, some of
them not so, complimentary.
Here are some of the letters:
This is to express my keen
appreciation Of your editorials on
liquor in Washington and your
straight discussion Of the official
guilt in the matter. It is a fine
example of courageous public
spirit. It is genuine service to
the citizens of Washington which
they should recognize.
Yours for the better day to
which these editorials are a
worthy contribution.
wv. G. CALDERWOOD,
Minneapolis, Mimi"
"You are to be congratulated
on the efforts you are putting
forth to show properly the condi-
ton of lax law enforcement in
certain cases in the District.
Particularly do I approve of your
attitude in the matters involving
Captain Doyle and Private Allen.
1t is a shame the high-handed
way officials are conducting this
affair. The majority of the public
are with you.
IL. C. EcKERT."
ut would seem to me, without
knowing all the ins and outs
OF the case, that one could not
be in contempt of court when
the court was itself in error in
its judgment or order.
GEO. H. CLAPP, %
Brentwood.
Gas I see this case, these young
men (the jailed Times reporters
caused accusations to be made
in your columns that brought the
city of Washington, the District
Attorney, and the Police Depart.
ment into disrepute. They por
trayed certain criminal acts
within the city. The District
Attorney called their bluff and
called your editor before the
Grand Jury to testify under oath
to these facts. The editor could
only testify that certain reporters
had given him these reports.
THE District Attorney then
called these reporters before the
Grand Jury and they were asked
to testify that they submitted
these reports and to identity them
and were also asked to testify as
to the places where they had pur-
chased liquor. They refused to
do this. thus either leaving the
public to believe that they were
afraid of losing their lives Cas- the
editor testified) or because they
had based their stories on fiction
and did not wish to commit per-
jury.
Don't you think, Mr.. Editor,
that any persons who make state
Inents that tend to blacken the
reputation Of our city should be
compelled to make these state
ments under oath?,
And don't you think also, Mr..
Editor, that it is also the height
OF 36chphnesS for 3 newepareg "a
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
CHURCH SCHOOL
DEDICATED

The College Of Preachers was
dedicated today at washington
Cathedral with impressive cere.
monies attended by bishops,
clergymen and prominent laymen
from all parts of the land.
Brief exercises were held in
every unit Of the Cathedral. Tho
new structure is the gift Of the
late Alexander Smith Cochran.
whose total benefactionS exceeded
81 ,400, 900 as q memorial to his
mother.
The Right Rev. James e. Free
man, Bishop Of Washington. con-
Quoted the services and delivered
the dedicatory address. The
Right Rev. Philip M. Rhinelander,
former bishop Of Pennsylvania.
trustee of washington Cathedral
and warden Of the College Of
Preachers. also spoke, as did the
Right Rev. Frank Theodore
Woods, bishop of Winchester,
England, who extended greetings
from the Church of England.
Spectators assembled on Wood
ley Road saw two colOrful pro
cesSionS make their way down
the hillside to the main entrance
Of the College Of Preachers build
ing. One consisted of members
Of the American Episcopate In
their robes Of office, and the other
included the Bishop and Dean
Of washington. the warden Of
the College Of Preachers, the Lord
Bishop OF winchester, the cleri-
cal members Of the Cathedral
Chapter and visiting clergynen
in their veStments.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
w. r. and E. Company
To PAY $4,000 Damages

Verdict by consent was taken
yesterday by a jury In Circuit
Court, No. /, before Justice Sid
dons for the sum of $4,000 In
settlement of the case of John
Bowen against the washington
Railway and Electric Company in
connection with an accident oc-
curing June is. 1927.
In the declaration filed by At
torneys Wilton J.. Lambert, r. II.
Yeatman and Arthur Lambert,
counsel for Bowen, 1t was set
forth that the plaintiff, while
loading his truck on Rhode Island
Avenue Northeast, was struck by
q car Of the defendant company
and sustained serious bodily In
juries, including the loss OF one
of his limbs.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
CHURCHES INVITED TO COOPERATE FOR new GALE
FIRST FAIRFAX
FOX HUNT IS
SUCCESS

FAIRFAX, va. Nov. 14-With
lovers Of the chase present from
many Of the most famous hunt
ing clubs In the East. the initial
fox hunt Of the Fairfax County
Hunt Club held yesterday was an
outstanding sporting event.
The day began with q break
fast at the residence Of Smith
Bowman, first master Of the
hounds Of the club, near Hern-
don. Nearly q hundred riders
then started after the Fairfax
hounds. the first part Of the
chase passing through the 5000
acre Bowman plantation. It was
q gay scene the riders dressed In
their scarlet hunting costumes
set out soon. after the trumpter
had sounded the call on the rams
horn bugle.
One Fox Killed
After passing through the Bow.
man plantation the hunt led over
the widely beautiful rolling and
thickly wooded country along
the Potomac where. approximately
10000 acres have been granted
for hunting grounds.
Two foxes were started and one
killed. Mrs. Spencer ISley, OF
Middleburg, as first woman rider
at the kill won the coveted brush.
Other trophies Of the hunt were
presented to Mrs. Bowman, the.
hostess, and to Mrs. Maud Preece.
of Washington, Mrs. Arthur
White, Of Middleburg, Mrs. Julia
Keith, of WarfentoWn, and to
Mrs. Charlotte Nourse, Of the
CaSenorriS Club.
Future Held Assured
Among well known SpOrtSn1eu
present were D. C. Sands, master
of the Middleburg Hunt Club:
Wall GlasScock, master Of the
Piedmont Club, and II. w. Smith,
known throughout fox hunting
circles as the founder of the sport
| in Virginia. He rode his famous
StrongboW, winner of many ma
tional events. Although rs years
old, he is one OF the hardest
riders in the field.
The success Of the first hunt
assures, according to sporting CIR.
cles, that Fairfax County Will
become famous center for fox
hunting that viii rival the ma
tionally known Middleburg course.
The country is ideal ii topography
and foxes are plentiful.
CaSenovia Club.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
SENATE RECESS
. DUE DESPITE
SPLIT

The smooth functioni1g ma
chine Of the Democratic c-Insurgent
Republican coalition, which Is
dominating the Senate tariff bat
tie. was split today oyer proposals
to end the Hoover special ses-
sion" on November %.
Accepting the view Of Senator
Borah (R.l OF Idaho, that the
coalition now is responsible to
the country for tariff legislation,
majority Of the Insurgents sent
Senator Norris (R.) Of Nebraska,
to Senator Simmons CD Of
North Carolina, to warn him that
the adjournment motion would
be opposed.
The difference Of opinion was
not expected to affect the coall-
tion's determination to rewrite
the finance committees tariff
bill. however. 1t also was ex.
pected adjournment would be
voted.
While the adjournment would
give the Senate but q Today
respite before the regular session
begins on December 2, some in
surgents cling to the slim hope
that the tariff bill can be yir-
tualIy completed by that Cinlc II
the Senate sticks to its knitting.
Senator Jones, Of washington,
acting Republican leader, was
won over to the adjournment
plan originated by Senator Sim
mons (DG Of North Carolina.
Some of the "old guard" we're
insisting that the Democrats az.
cept responsibility for initiation
of the recess proposal.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
. ARE INJURED
IN TRAFFIC

One man is still in an un-
conscious condition in hospital
and several others we're less
seriously injured as the result Of
traffic mishaps in various parts
Of Washington yesterday.
Samuel A. Moreland, Is. 1900
block M ST., N. W., was re-
ported to be unconscious this
morning as the result of being
struck down while crossing Penn
sylvania Avenue at Eleventh st.
According to police the driver
Of the street car which hit the
old man was Walter Minnick,
100 block N st. N. w. The vic
tim was taken to Emergency
hospital where it was found he
had sustained a possible frac-
ture Of the skull and internal in
juries.
While crossing New Hampshire
Avenue, near Quincy Street,
Northwest last evening Mrs. Rosa
Goodwin. SIS. 37O0 block Eigh-
teenth ST., N. W., was struck and
knocked down by q car driven by
Perry Brown, 100 block Mas
SachusettS Ave. She suffered a
possible fracture of the skull and
internal injuries.
Thomas j. Anderson, who re-
sides at the Central Mission, was
treated at Emergency Hospital
for injuries sustained when he
was knocked down by an auto
mobile operated by John d. Neu
mann, 200 block Ascot Pl,, N. E.
DR.. Charles v. Petteys, 20. sus-
tanned minor injuries when struck
by car driven by a young color
ed man. DR.. Petteys refused medi-
cal aid and police are investigat-
ing the identity of the driver.
The Washington times., 1929-11-14
Lyon Village Citizens
Meet to Plan ZOning

LYON VILLAGE, Va. Nov. II,
The Lyon Village Citizens Asso-
citation meets tonight at 8 o'clock
in the office Of Lyon & Fitch, to
discuss the proposed zoning project
and to determine what action
should be taken to protect the
interests of Lyon Village at the
public hearing of the zoning conf
mission to be held at the county
courthouse tomorrow night.