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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
SERVICES FOR
MRS GILCHREST
Pioneer Resident Dies Thursday
at Age Of "a Following an
Attack of Influenza

Services for Mrs. Robert Gill
Chrest, who died last Thursday
following an attack of Influenza,
were held in Kennewick Sunday at
ternoon at the Mueller chapel. Mrs.
Gilchrest, who was a resident of
Kennewick for more than 20 years,
was well known for her interest in
flowers and it was fitting that a
profusion of spring buds and blos-
SONS filled the ehaptk Rev. Her
bert n. Cederberg Of the First
Baptist church officiated. Burial
took place in Riverview Heights
cemetery.
Mrs. Gilchrest, who was "a years
old at the time of her death, is
survived by a daughter, Mrs. Bert
Moores of Kennewick, and four
sons; Will, with whom she made
her home, Gilbert of Elk River,
Minn., Donald and Raymond of
Yakima, and six grandchildren.
She leaves two sisters and two
brothers, Ms. May Marsh of
Cresco, Iowa, Mrs. Jennie Raffety
of Gunnell, Iowa; William Briefly
of Cresco, Iowa, and John Briefly
of Kansas City, Mo.
Mrs. Gilchrest was born in Phil
adelphia and when a young girl
moved with her parents to Iowa
where she was married November
Is, 1874. Her maiden name was Miss
Elizabeth Briefly. Mr.. and Mrs.
Gilchrest moved to Elk River,
Mimi, where they made their home
for several years before coming
here. Mr.. Gilchrest's death and
that of daughter, Mrs. E. N.
Chipperfield, occurred here.
Mrs Gilchrest has been an act
| i've member of the Baptist church
since early girlhood and was an
active worker in the women's cir
Gle of the local church. At her re-
quest, Mrs. j. C. Swayze sang two
hymns at the services of which
Mrs. Gilchrest was especially fond,
"He Tenderly Looked at Me-" and
ellis Eye is on the Sparrow"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
eRIyERS ASSN.
! FOTJTPPED TO
PACK APPLES
c.ry;ce Corporation Will Han
dle Commercial Packing for.
First Time This Year; Dry
ctoraqe to Be Available.

The 3 Rivers Service Corporation
Iii - mack apples on a commercial
s.s;s S this year for the first time,
Dss,s ..eording to Lee M. Lampson, the
ssssl I manager. Since this organ
s. ;sst;on purchased the Kennewick
cunnly and Storage building last
III sJlf they are now equipped to go
;,to ' the commercial apple field.
d Drv storage will be available
md they will finance growers IN a
limited fashion. They will handle
growers supplies.
The 8 Rivers Service Corpora
,;on was started last fall when the
new building was purchased. 1t is
i, n outgrowth Of the 8 Rivers
Growers Association, a cooperative
marketing organization, which
handled the marketing of early
,rous here for several years.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
CAR PLATES
WILL FOLLOW
AUTOMOBILE
Bulletin of Department of Lii
censes States That Plates
Will Be Transferred From.
One Person to Another

Beginning June IA, all license
plates, except dealers, will follow
the car and remain on the car for
the balance of the year, according
TO an announcement recently made
by the state department of licenses
at Olympia. The plates will be
transferred from one person. to
another and not from one car to
another as heretofore. If one or
both plates are lost or stolen, a
duplicate plate or set of plates will
he issued bearing the same number
as the original license.
Application for transfer must be
made by the person buying the car
and must be accompanied by the
original license certificate on which
the former owner has signed his
name on the reverse side. Appli.
cations must be signed by the new
owner.
The fee on the transfer Of own
ership will be s1.00. The fee fol
each duplicate license plate is thu
same.
Plates will be transferred wit
the car to the owner. The forme'
must obtain new license on hi
new car and is not entitled to an,
credit on any previous license fee
paid by him.
All applications for motor We
hicle license, except transfers, du
plicate and duplicate plates, an
reduced one-half on July Of thi
year instead of August / as here
tofore.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
BAPTISTS GIVE ARNOLDS
SURPRISE PARTY MONDAY

Members of the Baptist church
gave a surprise party to Mr.. and
Mrs. F. j. Arnold Monday evening
in honor of their fifteenth wedding
anniversary. Everyone met at the
church and then went to the Arnold
residence. From the residence they
returned to the church where the
party was held. The Arnolds were
presented with an electric clock
Refreshments were served
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
GRADE SCHOOL
PUPILS TAKE
STATE EXAMS
Eighty-Three' Write Eighth
Grade Examinations and 80
Seventh Grade; Twenty
Two Vacations Aspired

.
The members of the county board
of education have been busy at the
county superintendent's office this
week grading the manuscripts Of
the 7th and 9th grade pupils thru
out the county who took the state
examinations; according to Olaf
Strandwold, county superintend-
ent. The board members are F. A.
Damon Of Prosser, M. w. Roop Of
Benton City, r. H. Fergin of Rich
land and Lulu M. Johnson of White
Bluffs.
All 7th and 9th grade pupils IN
Benton County except those in
Prosser, Kennewick and Richland,
are subject to the state examina-
ton and by making the required
grades are eligible to enter high
school in the state. Of the 83 pu-
pills who wrote in the 9th grade
examination, 81 made an average
grade of more than 80 per cent in
| all of the nine subjects and were
awarded diplomas, and 80 pupils
will each have one or two subjects
to make up in the June examina-
tion. Of the 80 seventh grade pu-
| pills who wrote, Sc passed and 81
will try to complete the test June
20 and 21.
The names Of the 9Th grade
graduates are as follows:
Walnut Grove district, Minnie
Bolmeier, Isabel Braniff, Lois
Davis, Raymond Fine, Albert Nc
Elhiney, Marvin Smith, Edna Tru-
lit and Freda Wheat; school dis
trict No. A, Verna Carter; district
S, Florence Ford and Harold Pet
erman; district z, Lewis Angle,
Doris Holecek, Doris Hemker,
Charles Lee, Walter Mykoff, Le-
noir McMurray, Margurite Penn.
Loise Shinn, Helen Wheeler; dis
trict 13, Rosa Lewis, Billy Moore,
Glenn Richards, Gilbert Russell
Imogene Zindell; district ID, Alice
Anderson, Edith Hamilton; dis
trict 20, Jessica Ice; district %
Vera Braden, Sterling Tucker, and
Edith Toothaker; district %, Irene
Heberlein; district 27, Robert Bel
yeu, Claude Kendall, Patricia
Thompson and Helen Williams;
district 20, Mary Calza, Elmer
Clark, John Fife, James Salvini
Mildred Sines; district 35, Ralph
Nicoson; district SO, Marian Me
man, Elizabeth Robbins, Raymond
Anderson, Dallas Carver, Lucier
/ Carver, George Lundberg, Davic
Starkenberg; district 38, Burke
Doyle; district So. Bernice Yantis
Probably the most interesting
feature that the board meets witt
is the statement by each pupil OF
what he aspires to be in life. The
following is a list Of the vocations
/ these pupils hope to follow: 2s
plan to be teachers, 3 civil engin
eers, II aviators and 2 aviatrixes
l policeman, II stenographers, p
farmers, 8 lawyers, 12 nurses,
mechanic, 1 sheepman. bacter
iologist, 1 telegrapher, 5 electric
ians, / forest ranger, chemist
| / soldier, 2 doctors, 1 engineer,
druggist, 2 bookkeepers, 1 poultr.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
Huntinqton injured

HI. E. Huntington, who was in
specting some work which was be-
ing done on his roof yesterday, fell
and sustained severe bruises.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1929-05-30
Golfers Will Play
For Gascoigne Cup

Local golfers will compete for
the Gascoigne cup on the basis of
a handicap score today on the To-
cal links. On Sunday local follow
ers of the niblick will play Pasco
golfers in Kennewick at 9 o'clock.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-02-28

dents association. Reports from
most OF the larger towns Of Texas.
as well as from the various dis
tricts into which the smaller towns
have grouped themselves, indicate
that enthusiastic plans are being
made for the gatherings
In addition to the clubs within
the state, there are ex-student or
CARNATIONS in Havana, Cuba:
Honolulu, Hawaii: Tampico. Mex
ice: and Paris. France, among the
foreign countries. and In the fol-
lowing states In the United States:
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
Calf; Boston. Mass; New Haven.
Conn, Chicago, Ill; Atlanta, Ca:
Kansas City, Kans.: Baltimore,
Md; Minneapolis. Mimi: Green's
boro, ". c.; Cleveland, Ohio: Ard
more, Oklahoma City and Chicka-
sha, Okla; and Philadelphia, Pa.
The Houston club. under the
leadership Of Gene Harris, presi-
dent, win doubtless have the larg-
est attendance Of any Of the local
groups at their March 2 banquets,
according TO Mr.. McCurdy. AT the
last report from Mr.. Harris. over
400 reservations had been sold for
the affair and more were coming
in daily. John A. Lomax of nal-
las, Douglas Lawley of San An
tonic and Jack Rawtikfn Of Fort
Worth. who are In charge Of their
respective banquets, also have re-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-02-28
SOLONS BREAK
UP FILIBUSTER


WASHINGTON, Feb. 2a.-R-
Efforts Of its leaders freed the SEN
ate from q one-man filibuster early
today after hours had been spent in
trying to defeat q comparatively
small item In the second deficiency
appropriations bill.
Held at virtually a standstill I'M
I'll 2.40 g. m, by Senator Dill, demo-
crat, Washington, who objected 10 a
provision Of S150.000 for q survey
looking toward the construction OF
q canal through Nicaragua, the sem
ate accepted an agreement proposed
by its leaders to stop the talk for the
night and vote On the measure this
afternoon.
When the hour grew late and few
er senator's remained on the floor,
the senate was forced to issue war
rants for the arrest OF the absentees,
but this method o. ~forceful attend
ance was not used as the number
necessary to transact business fin
ally struggled In and, tired and
thoroughly weary, all agreed to re-
cess till later in the morning. after
receiving the quiet assurance Of
leaders that the fight against the
filibuster would be brought to q
finish.
Numerous roll calls. reading from
magazines, sharp words and a good
deal of good-natured by-play up
held the traditions OF senate fill
busters not uncommon as q short
session OF congress Is drawing to its
close.
The only assistance Din was given
throughout the long session was a
short speech by Senator Norris.
The washington Senator took adj
vantage of the senate rules to call
for frequent roll calls and quorum
calls to tide him over.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-02-28

ported lively plane for the occa-
SION
List Of Speakers
A partial list OF the speakers
chosen from the university staff
for the March 2 banqilets has been
announced as follows:
j. wv. Calhoun ut Waco, DIR. T.. l.
Click at Brentwood, DR.. Frederick
Ely at Temple, Dr. r.. A. Law al
Breckenridge, w. l.. McGill, presi-
dent Of the Ex-Studelnts' associa-
ton. at Port Arthur, DR.. w. T.
Mather at Corpus Christi, William
Ryan, University law student, al
San Angelo. DR.. L. w. Payne al
Hillsboro. Or. ID. A.. Penick al
Nacogdoches, DR.. Z. p. Schoch al
Beaumont, Dean Il. II. Shelby al
FL Paso, DR.. H. T. Ettlinger at Cor
sicana and John A. McCurdy at
Sweetwater.
Ex-students IN Fort Worth and
Amarillo have cooperated TO obtain
President II. Y. Benedict as speaker
for their banquets, with the result
that he viii speak at Amarillo on
March | and at Fort Worth on
March 2. Speakers selected by the
Houston 'exes" are Il. u Traylcr.
dean of the College OF Engineering,
and w. j. uncle Billy" Olsen,
Longhorn baseball coach.
Last year at the ex-student ban
Duets, the campaign for q student
union on the university campus pro-
vided the subject for the programs,
and speakers at the affairs intro
duced to the ex-students the gen.
eral plan for securing the money
for the erection Of appropriate
union centers. This year, the ex-
student officials viii be able TO re-
port the union building campaign q
success and to announce that plans
for the immediate erection or first
unit Of the program are now COM
plete, Mr.. McCurdy said
Officers to be Elected
Ex-students in attendance at the
banuuets will vote on council mem
hers for the association at large
and win elect officers for the asso-
citation. On the ballot for the nom-
ination Of general officers are the
following nominees: For president,
william L. McGill Of Austin; Tor
vice president. Roy Bedichek OF
Austin. Joe F. Etter Of Sherman
and w. Palmer Hutchinson OF
Houston: for second vice president,
Miss Katherine Boone OF Corpus
Christi, Miss Fannie Prather Da-
vis az Waco, and Miss Tfllie Fran
ces Young of Corsicana; for third
vice president, Leon ID. Brown OF
Houston, Charles !. Francis OF
wichita Falls and Caroline M.
Reayes OF Brentwood.
For treasurer, G. M. Bartholo-
new OF Austin; for executive coun-
ell (six to be elected, Mrs. Mary
Bats Aldredge OF Dallas, Joseph
3. pibrell Of Coleman, A.. A. Gun.
ter Of Port Arthur. Claude T. Hill
of Austin. Vernon B. Hill OF Mis-
sion. Scott w. Key Of Eastland, Q.
A pickett of Mt. Pleasant. O. M.
smith of Cameron. Walter q. Ster-
ling OF Houston, Horace Z. Trippet
az Waco. Mrs. Eleanor Henderson
wells Of Austin, Richard W. Wor-
than OF Paris and George ..
Wright of Dallas.
Letters OF greeting from DR.. II.
Y. Benedict, president OF the uni
versity, and from w. l.. McGill,
president OF the Ex-Students' asso-
citation, as well a. a note OF re-
hinder from The Alcalde, ex-stu-
dents magazine. and g sheet Of
Texas songs and yells. are being
sent TO the local clubs to be used
at the March 2 banquets. A folio
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-02-28
j. EXES WILL
MEET MARCH
Banquets Throughout Coun.
try Being Planned On
independence Day

AUSTIN. Tex. Feb. O0.-Approxi-
mately Us groups Of University Of
Texas ex-students in Texas, the
United States and foreign countries
win take advantage Of March 2, In
dependence day. to hold reunion
banquets. according to John A. Nc
Curdy, secretary OF the Ex-Stu-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-02-28
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-02-28
M. p. REPORT
SHOWS MATERIAL GAIN
Especial to The HeraId)

HOUSTON, Feb. 2.3-That 1929
viii equal If not better the pros
perity Of 1928 is indicated in the
regular January report on the Mis-
souri, Pacific Lines issued here to-
day by II. II. Stafford, executive vice
president.
On the Gulf Coast Lines total op-
Grating revenues for January were
81, 270,144 compared with $1,166. 846
for the same month last year. an in
crease OF sos. 293: while the net
railway operating income for jan
uary this year was 1883 COM
pared with s130,414 for the same pc
Rod last year.
Total operating revenues on the
Missouri Pacific railroad proper for
January were $10,857. 962 as COM
pared with $1o.138.597 for January
last year, an increase Of S719,365.
Net railway operating income for
January this year was S1.T12,989
compared with 81, 362. 1a0 for the
same period last year, an increase Of
$350.8o9.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-07-17

tremendous arc lights begin to pour
white floods down upon the tran
Silent pageant. Along the motor
.clogfed lanes, crowds gather to
shout at each recognizable person
ahty and small boys sell empty
Doxes at g cents each, so that the
curious q get points Of vantage.
In Re entrance ways, loud sneak
ers are hung by the ~broadcastihr
stations so that home folk, listen
ing IN, can hear their ~favorites utter
a few sentences Of film flam. They
tell ma that before the movies
learned to talk, the various dieni-
tarles OF the ~galloping celluloid were
extremely self-conscious, and even
suffered. Familiarity with the
mlcrophone in the studios has
changed that. Most of them now
nave neat little speeches, even if
some Of them have heen written bv
the press agents.
AZ q typical Hollywood film pre-
mlere, the big show starts a. soon as
n stars begin to come out. Mag
navox announcers blare the arrival
OF each individual from various
points in the lobby.
!. "Joan Crawford and Doug Fair
banks junior are now entering the
theater! ~. Mary Pickford has Inst
arrived !. And io Il Sces. wsiis
Thousands Of necks crane II their
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-07-17
GSad6iiit}sl1nQr
s'y:,".r. dustin ~ Ss''ea

At five o'clock that Wednesday
morning, just eight hours after
Sandy had taken off on his flight
to Nicaragua, Crystal was startled
to wakefulness by a gentle hand on
her shoulder.
II didn't mean to go to sleep" she
faltered. ooh! It's five o'clock! We
must have talked until after four"
Eve did," Colin laughed, and
there was something like peace in
his tired black eyes, usually so har-
assed and furious. But come along
now, I'm going to blow you to a taxi
and put it on expense l%ater!.e
In the taxi she dropped tiredly,
and quite matter-of-factly Colin put
his arm around her, forcing her head
gently into an easy position against
his breast. She pretended to browse
again. but her heart was filled with
JOY. He'd 60 away and leave her,
would he?
He dismissed the taxi before the
Hathaway home and kept his arm
about her shoulders as they trudged
up the flagstone path as noiseless-
~ as possible.
She was fumbling in her pocket
book for her key, and Colin was
bending over her, ostensibly to help,
when suddenly she was crushed
against his breast. She was reeling
dizzily when he released her, but be-
fore she could speak he was running
away, like a mar pursued by all the
phantoms Of hell. But the feel Of
his lips was upon hers, and she
smiled with such ineffable tender
ness that in that moment Crystal
Hathaway was truly beautiful.
She slipped into bed for a while
before taking her hot bath. but there
was no question of sleep now. For
long minutes there was no room
IN her mind and heart for anything
but He loves me, and / love him.
He loves me! He loves me. He
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-07-17

kissed me. in spite Of himself"
But when those last words bur-
roWed their way into her bliss, she
lay very still, grew cold, although
her blanket and down comforter
were very warm ones.
"1n spite Of himself" she re-
peated. And suddenly she knew
that she could take nothing more
from Colin Grant-"in spite of him.
SELF But why did he fight love
so hardo
That was a foolish question. she
told herself. for she knew the an
swer. But to make it even more
clear, she deliberately forgot Crys-
tai Hathaway for the minute and
tried to become Colin Grant. Tried,
III all honor. to see his viewpoint.
He had been married and it had been
a failure-that marriage. Why?
Because he and his "dclectable"
Celia had not been compatible?
Partly that. of course, but wasn't
the truth deeper than that? Colin
Grant was a genius, born to be no
woman's possession. but to belong
to the world. Surely it wasn't self
ishness and conceit for a genius to
guard his sacred flame from every
human being who might try to
quench it.
But | wouldn't trap him, and
possess him and chain him to one
spot Crystals heart broke into the
argument.
Wouldn't YOU" her mind taunt-
ed her. Wouldn't you ask for a
home and all that goes with it
creature comforts, social life. ba-
bies?"
Il must let him Co." her heart
d~ccided-and Crystals grief was too
deep FOR tears.
NEXT: Ecstasy for Tony. de.
spair for Crystal.
Copyright. 1929, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-07-17
AWASTIINGTONA
N, LETTER .<a$Ef
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GROUND: In the foreground lies
Constitution Of the United States
Privileged Wealth." a gent IN silk
topper and spats, is trampling on it.
Foolish -,outh,' another good look
ing boy in white flannel>, is about to
join in the trampling. The dim fig
urcs in the background. wearing
flowing robes, are Lincoln, Washing
ton and Lee. Lee appears to dis
approve.
"A CONTRAST IN CRIME: On
one side stands a little girl at a de-
partment store counter, apparently
about to steal some pure silk hos
icry, with a man in a frock coat APP
preaching as if about to arrest her.
On the other side sits a tough look
ing gent III a swivel chair. lighting a
cigar. He wears 4 striped collar
and double-breasted vest and is sur
rounded by money bags. A bottle
Of what appears to be hootch rests
on his desk.
THE FLAG OR THE BOTTLE:
With n question mark poised over
his head, a young man stands be-
tween Old Glory and a bottle of
Special xxx Rye" He is gazing
toward the bottle and ignoring the
flag.
PROGRESS AND CRIME: A
knight in chain mail, holding a
sword entitled Progress is shcwn
meeting a horrible dragon on a mar
row path at the edge of a preciplce.
The dragons tail is about AS feet
long. Skulls and rib bones are scat
tered about and buzzards hover in
the background.
The Downward Path
THE ROAD TO RUM: A tough
character in cap and striped sweater,
carrying a bundle Of papers marked
Anti Prohibition is leading a
bright young man along a road on
which four successive signposts say
Law Violation" "Disloyalty.' An
archy' and ITO Ruin" The young
man has been pulled half way be-
tween the first two signs.
"PARTNERS": Shows four men,
walking arm in arm-Liquor Pur-
Bootlcggar, Unfaithful
Judge and Crooked Politician. The
purchaser is dressed normal
ly, the Bootlegger features the Gus
checkered suit, checkered
moustachios and cigar; the
Judge wears robes and the Politician
has a cigar in his mouth and a
derby on his head.
The artist Of these vigorous car
looms is "Chandlee." The Methodist
board says they have been increas-
popular.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-07-17
by RODNEY
(NEA Service Writer)

Washington, July 1.-THE gov
eminent has decided not to 60 into
the business Of broadcasting prohi-
bition propaganda in the schools. but
that will be no great loss. There
will still be plenty of propaganda
available and it will continue to be
handled by experts.
The dry organizations are push
ing it out today with all the volume
ana fervor Of the pre- : Volstead era,
although they are now directing
their efforts for law enforcement
and against the b%ootleggers rather
than on behalf of a proposed new
law. Most of the present day prop
uganda from the Anti-Saloon
League and the Methodist Board Of
Temperance, Prohibition and Public
Morals.
The doses are large and potent
md may be ordered either in ror-
trait or pamphlet form. Just of late
your correspondent has been study
ing a collection Of cartoons from the
Methodist Board, some Of which
have tigers and dragons in them.
They are available for school teach
ers, Sunday or secular, and editors
may obtain mats of them. free, ready
for publication.
You Can Get Anything
Here is a brief prospectus of these
posters or cartoons which will show
how vigorous the dry organizations
continue to be in their ceaseless war
fare, outlined by titles:
SHALL WE UNLEASH THE
TIGER?": Show a man and m
beneath drooling mouth Of huge
vicious tiger, inscribed Liquor
Traffic" The tiger is restrained by
. leash labeled Prohibition upon
which a butcher knife is descending
to free it. The man. who bears a
marked but unintentional resent
blance to AL Smith, is wearing white
flannels. Both he and the lady ap-
pear agitated. Significant bones lie
about on the ground. The tigers
tail curls high in the air.
GROSS ROADS,: Sign post
shows that one road leads TO Cor
ruption and Dishonor" and the other
to prosperity and Honor" Farmer
stands beneath sign, holding rein on
both a pig and a horse. Pig is labeled
wrong Appointments and is
headed toward corruption and Dis
honor" Horse is labeled Right APP
pointments" and is headed on the
other road. Pig is hitched to farmer
by a chain tied to his left hind leg"
"THE MEN IN THE BACK