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New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
25 Nears Ago Today

The police are now devotins their time to the Plainville highway in an attempt to stop the practice of speeding.
 The New Britain professionals were defeated in Norwich Saturday by an to score. The New Britain battery was Vickery and Lawson.
 The annual meeting of the State Rational Bank Association will be held in this city on June .2. accord ing to an announcement made today by President Andrew J. sloper of the local National bank.
 A composition written by B. E.. Hallett of this city has been accept ed by the Evans Music Co. MT. Hal lett was formerly organist at the First Congregational church.
 Miss Eva McConkey of North Adams. Mass. has been engaged to take charge of the kindergarten de- partment of the Normal school. Professor George D. Mathews is now busily engaged in arranging the musical programs for the high and grammar school graduaticns. The Alpha Delta fraternity at the !, high school is preparing for a banquet at the Hotel Russwin OR June 10.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

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 Q. On what day Of the week and month in ths christiAn calendar. did the first day of the Jewish Passover fall tn 1SSt?
 A. Tuesday. April 10.
 Q. Is lime ssed for gardens? What quantity sAould bs used?
 A. It is valuable ts5 reduce the acidity of sells aud shoulA bs used at the rate of half | nAund to the sduPrs yard te swsstea freshly blow. cd or dug sells that are tso rich on account of heavy manur4ns. It has the property ef making clay more open or friable. and conversely. of ftrming . sandy soil. It neutraliyes the acids that arc in soils. Q. What solution may be used to combat brown aphids that cluster on the stems and leaves of the nasturtium.
 A. Spray with nicotine solution.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

Aas b>ea rspArtsd q . peetsss se yapan. aad wAs has slvea tAt tm- Dssss,sn As is . asssrai asatstsr aad llsturbss. rsuasiAs h ths Asla with sa army and is aftltotsl with . biz idsa about who sheull be the bsss of China
 Consequently he Aas made numer. eus fantastic charess asainst Presi- dsnt Chiang Kai-sAslk. The charges sound libslsua if there were any libel law in the land; or at least, they are scanAaleus.
 The truth il, of course. that Fent would like to wrest lsadsrahip from Chiane. There is little likelihood that hs can attain his end, but he can caues trouble in the sksrt.
 If he did succeed in attaining na- tienal leadership what guarantee would there be that some ether hsld marshal with biz idea in his bon net would not hurl charges asatnst the new leader and start anethsr campaign? No guarantee at all. It would lead to an endless chain of warfare.
 Chiant has the beginning of as good . government as China can ex- pect at the present time. Left alone the Nationalists undoubtedly would bring . semblance of order out of the near-chaos within . few ysars. i However, if Fens really needs . Aound thrashinS, Chiang may con- descend 10 apply 1t if sufficiently goaded to the effort. To thoroughly squelch the last remaining profess sional revolutionist might be rood thing for China.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
SUCCESS AND FAILURE

This is wonderful country we've heard it stated . thousand times. In the last issue of Variety, the theatrical publication, which also specialixes in the low-down on about everything else. two brief items appeared on the same page. and they stimulated . few mo- ments of reflection.
 One item told how two brothers started sip. bite and run joint" theatrical vernacular for light lunch-in one of those two by four holes in the wall in the theatrical district. Out of the profits during a few years of operation the brothers bought . building costing S70o. 900. in which they will branch out.
 In an adjoining column was the story of . new swanky hotel, " nun hAu UCSh OpeuSU IaSI year. The building was 20 stories high and appealed to the ne plus ultra, and contained a great grill. sumptu- ous dancing floor. sported . snappy floor show after meals, employed crack jazz artists. and all the rest. After half a year the swanky place went into the red and bankruptcy. To summarize: The hole in the 1 wall netted nearly a million; the big plant netted hundreds of thousa md. in debts. The two brothers got theirs a nickel and a dime at time; the big place lost a dollar at a time.
 If the hole in the wall had failed the brothers could have started an- other at . better location with a few dollars: when the e0-story building failed there was no way to move it In some respects this is a nickel and dime age.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
Okseyydfieas
 On He HestAer

Washington. June 3.-Forecast for Southern New England: Fair and continued cool tonight and Tuesday: moderate nertherly winds
 Forecast for Eastern New York: Rain with light frost in exposed places in the interior tonight: Tues day fair and slightly warmer; mod crate northerly winds.
 Conditiena: An areea of high pressure central over Minnesota h producing unusually low tAmpera- lures for the season Of the year in the northern district east Of the Rocky Mountains. Several places reported the lowest temperature on record for June. Areas of low pres sure. central over South Carolina and southern Texas. are causing un- settled weather from Texas north ward to Virginia.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with continued low temperature. followed by increaslns cioudiness.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
ZONING CANNOT REGULATE
 COMPETITION

One Of the objects of zoning is to maintain the value of property. Gasoline stations are generally re- garded as having a depreciatory in- f1uence upon the value of property; hence there customarily is objection when filling stations are projected in neighborhoods given over to resi-
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
GREAT nlPnOvEMEkTs'
 AND MONEY

Just how high bridges ought to hs Across the Hudson river in order ts psrmit tho masts of the largest sAips ts pass under them is being de- hated by eAicials of . bridge com paay wiaAtng to construct such spsn aad eiacials Of the government, wAe have authority to designate the typs ef bridges for navisable streamA
 Ths contemplated structure, at { t7th street was te be 17s feet above AisA tide. Such . height would per. MM sll but the largest of ships to paaa beneath it. and few of the iareett to pas under it would merely nsed te reduce the height of their rsAie maats; indeed, they could, with tAs expenditure of comparatively 1altAt suma. have cellapsible radio aaasta
 z Dvt the government has decided tat the contemplated bridge would hays to be 300 feet above high tide. Twenty-Five additional feet to the Hridts would entail longer ap- proaehes. and would cost at least s eSo. .eeo, ,ooo additional.
 The bridge company probably will sstsmpt to comply.
 sS What fs significant in the nesotia- tisaA is that such . bridge is far mere serviceable to all kinds of traf- lie than . tunnel under the river. The bridge would cost several hun ]. drsAs ef milhess of dollars, but < would have . dozen railroad tracks aad rom for eight or ten way traf- fie for automobiles and trucks. be- ! sil4a room for trolley tracks and { pedestrians.
 Eventually such . bridge will be built. In the years to come perhap there will be more than one such structure. Promoters already are figuring the possibilities of con. structing . span over the narrows; In the past half dozen spans have been built or are yet being built in New Jersey, Staten Island and else. where around the metropolis.
 The metropolitan plan commis. sien, in making . report of what sheuld be done in the future to in. sure easy traffic around the great city. has evolved breath-takins plans
 Only one thing worries New York, already laboring under 2 mountain heap of bonds, and boast ias Of being the richest city on tho globe. ts inclined to wonder wher, all the money is coming from
 Experts who can evolve needed improvements for the future" seen to be more common than expertl who can shsw reasonable ability ir getting the money for the great i'm prevements.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. MoNDAY, JUNE s ls1a
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 Nett meeaiAg when Ae dh Dse Ap1sas at hrsakfast they wsat up- oGaise anA smasAe1 iA tAs eSer' Thsy feanA Atm sAseiAs psaesfulN. Hs had fsrgettsa ts tura ea tAe sas!
 saaaaaa L1kQ Y! Ksans: "Jim DutieF6 bad tsupes has ct him ints treuh3e asa,as Clarke: 'Hew Se?" { Keane: '-This meening he hoard In aAreDaans just ahsvs the house, about : T. n.
 Clarke: what did he de:" Ksans: .Went over and licked spoer old Jsmssea. TheAsht 1t vaa yamsaen's lawn-mewAr!"
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New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

1eases sr svsa sthsr typas sf sasl. aess pvt3srty. \ larts part et the pusliS expects ssaing laws to Irs. vsat tAiA but such expedition is act always successful.
 Advocates Of souins somstimss sx. pect even smere. Occasionally the soning law is utilized to regulate competitor, d was the csse in Hart ford.
 This case was remarkable in some of its aspects It appears that four gasoline stations had already been established In . nAighherhoed. and 1t was thought that the establishment of another would bs ono too many; that il to say. competition was d. ready fierce enough among the four filling stations. and the advent of | fifth would naturally tend to make conditions worse. The xoning law was invoked.
 This curious case naturally re- ceived short shrift when brought to court. It was made clear by the judge that the soning law could not be utilized to regulate competition. This ia destined to be an important judicial precedent in Connecticut. In other words, the claim that "ther6 are already enough filling stations" here or there will not in future be . lekitimats reason for denying such an additional enterprise under son ing regulations.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
FARM RELIEF IN FACE OF LOW PRICES

In the face Of the lowest prices fer the chief agricultural crops in I5 years farm relief" by Congress h shastly mummery.
 While Congress has been debating increased datics on farm products and trying out the efficiency of ver-
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
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CHANGES IN ORDINANCES sz's,. 10 BE STUDIED JUNEt
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Number Of Stores in Tcnensea Houses Expected to Develop -
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The ordinance committee of the common council will meet Thurstay evening. at s o'clock at city hall stl> give . public hearing on the propos- cd change in Section e0S, Article {. of the building ordinance, to allow the building of two stores instead of one in tenement houses. A remon- strance against the proposal has been filed with tho common council and the sisners will be heard at the meeting. 3gi
 The committee will also hear th4 petitioners for an ordinance to pro- htbit the sale of fish from vehicles in the ttreetss and VIII considee se' resolution to repeal the ordinance which forbids carnivals to play ffn New Britain. s..,
 Proposed parking restrictions on Carlton and Allen streets will alse be considered.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

The smaller size paper money will dribble into circulation on and after July 10, is the word from Wash ingten. But for a long time there- after there will be the several sizes in circulation. Much time, 1t is said. will be waited by the public in ex- Anaining the new bills: and even time is money.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

0o0tty WWo tvyoNo9 " W9*sGSsSSS~s prespss,tx the vslss ss fsrm pre- asets Aas Aseesalsd mere than sise.ees.eee. Many tAeusands of farmsrs threushsut the western states will produce their quotas cf whsat aAd cora at selling prices lower tAan the east ef production.
 The farmers are in position wAsre they cannet turn back on their crops. These are planted. When the harvest arrives they will borrow money to move" 1t. will pay the regulation interest, give the regulation security, and in return receive less money for the finished product than 1t cost them 10 pro- duce it.
 Let that happen to some manufac- turing industry and the howl that would go up could be heard on Mars.
 In fact, it can scarcely happen to . manufacturing industry because the latter would simply quit pro- ducins if there were no prospect of selling products at . profit.
 That is why manufacturing ii dif- ferent from farming; the farmer must go right ahead regardless of prices.
 One of the country's biggest agricultural machinery concerns had . meeting of the board of directors the other day. The plan was to issue new capitalization for expansion. While the directors were meeting the wheat and corn prices broke. The directors hurriedly voted not to is- sue new capitalization or to expand; The meeting itself disbanded. the directors went home. and the pros poets are that the plant will be working on greatly reduced sched- ules. There is no hope of selling farm machinery to farmers when the farmers lack the money to A'eet current expenses.
 Meanwhile the bright minds in Congress are planning relief" :" Canada and Argentina have huge wheat crops, and can undersell the American crops in the world market. The prices quoted at Liverpool set the standard price for the world. In the face of vast overproduction American farmers suffer more acutely than any others. They oper- ate on higher priced land. and the cost of production is considerably more per bushel than anywhere else. American farmers must try to com pete in a world market in which they are handicapped from the be- ginning.
 The main difficulty h the cost of land. If American farmers raised their wheat on land that cost aa lit. tel as land in Argentina or ip West- ern Canada, where the government virtually gives 1t to settlers. they would make money almost regard less of prices. But for years the American yeomanry have been pleased when Hand values" went up: indeed. reports used to have it that farm lands advanced five per cent every year. The farmer who bought his land years ago at . low price will still make profits with dollar wheat; he who bought within recent years at fancy prices cannot hope to make enough to buy a new automobile next spring.
 The kind of relief Congress can give will amount to nothing. Funda- mental economies are involved, and high priced land is at the baEs oi 1 the troubles of the American farmer.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

'Industrial leaders ask nation to rive dry law fair trial" said the headline. The hired hands seem to take some of their bosses as ex- amples.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

Kint George became i'll the day the Labor party won the election. but the two incidents had nothing in common. According to reports, Stan- Icy Baldwin feels n bad n the king, If not worse.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

The bloody record of road mis- haps in Connecticut since Saturday will lead many to conclude that cool weather after hot wave is a bad thing for safety and caution.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
'.
HITTER

Ip iittle Ucottish town whtch kAew very VII. thers ars publish- ed tive weekly papers, The editors are deadly enemtsA They have te attend al tAe lecal functions h their AtereFy caDecity but tAsy have never yet been kAevn te sh4ks hands or say . ktnd taiag. ons about the ether.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
Facts and dFdncies

Mexico is saved-with its neck un- der Callea' Gil,
 Washington is also the home of the vice precedent.
 Mir. Gam will like Heaven, where tho last shall be first.
 Liberator: A darned rebel who won.
 The secret of being . great magazine editor is 10 pick the Ato- riss you like and like what the crowd likes.
 In the old days, . plate Of left over table scraps was chicken feed instead of . salad.
 The special session to relieve farmers has overlooked one thing. It hasn't provided an import duty to raise the price of overalls.
 Low golf scores are to be expect cd in . land that can get more work done by pretending its 6 o'clock at 5 o'clock.
 Let's not build more battleahips just yet. We haven't submarines and planes enough to protect those we have now.
 AmericaniSm: Feeling as rood as anybody does at your age; buying | bottle of tss because the ad says 1t will give you pep. It will take MT. Einstein . long time to educate | world that must wait for a solar eclipse to check up on each lessen. There will be many ways to win the farm vote in the future, but promising an extra session of Con. gress won't be one of them. A German observer says monkeys seize new toy eagerly but quickly tire of 1t. which seems to indicate that Nr. Darwin wasn't far wrons.
 Equality is making progress. In the old days. none but the upper class could get drunk at a dinner.
 The only safe way to keep from getting fat is to select ancestors in- clined to be skinny.
 You'll notice that most of the records for longevity are made in regions where nobody can count above six.
 There are no great poets now Even . iayman can tell what these modern bards are talking about.
 Shakespeare foresaw the comina Of Prohibition and ginger ale. Wit. ness this from Twelfth Nixht", "Dost thou think. because thoy art virtuous. there shall be no moro cakes and ale? Yes. and ginger shaI be hot in the mouth, too"
 Correct this sentence: "Once I se we'll" said he, T never ferget tn. good resolutions made while sick.
 Copyright, 1929, Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
TINE ENDLESS CHAIN IN CHINA

It was thought until recently that the Chinese revolution was about over: that the Nationalist govern ment would be allowed 10 settle down and govern in . civilized man. ner.
 But Marshall Feng Yu-hsiang. the so-called Christian general" who
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

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New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
TOO CLEVER 10 BE TAKEN IN!
 

By Irwin Clner Hilda: T hear you're the strong and indif'rent type. mean I've been dying to meet you because Two always craved to meet . man who was really indif'rent to girls" Lucius: Well. I don't know about that. Who told ysu was?" Hilda: "Oh. don't try to get out of it, my dear! I know you never give any girls any time because you think most girls are just poisonous flirts and shimmy -fluffers. don't yeu?"
 Lucius: Well. I must say I don't think very many girls arc worth while.''
 Htlde: Well, I think you're per- fectly right, and I admire you ter- ribly for 1t because think the whole trouble with girls nowadays is just that they're consecrated on frilous things and simply haven't any serious side to them, sort of do you know what msan?"
 Lucius: You've certainly got the right dope. You see. it isn't that dislike women or anything but ! just don't think the average type of girl nowadays is worth botherins I with"
 Hilda: "Isu't it true, my dear! :! Actually. I think it's the most re- volting spectacle to see these septic females deliberately trying to make themselves attractive to evry man they meet just ss's they can annez another beau to their string. do you know what I mean?"
 Lucius: That's the type I loathe.'
 Hilda: "Wsll. actually thin1 you're splendid because any girl whe tried that game on you would soon see 1t wasn't getting her anywhere
 because I mean you're too clever ta
 be taken in by . Siyl of that type, dc you know what I mean?"
 Lucius: 'I certainly do and I'm certainly glad to find there's ons girl who doesn't pull that stuff
 Let's get together and do something
 some evening before long. what ds !ysu say?"
 Hilda: Any time. my dear. Tn always free as the air!' Il Lucius: well, how about Thurs
 day night?"
 l Hilda: 'GoAh. I'm terribly sorry } but I'm doing something every singl' : night this week: but I tell you wha l-you call me up. win you?" , Lucius: '>Yes. I certainly will" l Stitl . Live One!
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

After terrific struggles, the fresh- man finally finishsd hts examination paper, and then, at the end, wrets:
 Dear Professor-If you sell any of my answers to The Fun Shop. ] expect you to split fifty-fifty with me-"
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
Na e(,nllici

No etatDcl cems on. Fslks. lets 'tsst ea tAs air. New up in 1t. cad tear cut hair. Let's each broadcast from FUN. The days I'll sll bA saerry tAen!
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

The curvature of the earth amounts to inches per mile.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

ADVICE 10 A NICE GmL,
 By Frank L. Pickslsy Whatever and ever you de. my dear, Dent marry . man who writss. Hs may have no liking for gin and
 beer, Or staying out lets at nights: But unless . miracle intSrvenes He Will take his pen la hand And psddls accounts of domestic
 scenes To the press of | morbid land. Don't plight your trcth to an eu-
 thor, lass Or ever become his bride, Though hts attractivenese may sur-
 pAss All for which maids have sighed. Don't 10 to live with writing man In . handsome house or hsvel, For just as sosn as ever he eau, He'll put you ina novel, 'Tfs q pleasant thing to be pointed
 out ... At . well-known authors wife. But better be wed to common lout Than ruin your sweet young life. For the nuptial craft needs | steady
 crew
 When the waves are rough and
 choppy- There are usefuler things for . girl
 to do Than furnish | man with copy!
 Fooltsh Demandi Hair Goods Dealer: "Yes, I think I can fit you with . viz. Just give me . sample Of your hair. sir" Customer: If I had . sample ot hair, what would I want with . wie:"
 Lucille Prince
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

TAs Hera!a b ou sale daily in Nsw Yesk at hotalinS's Newsstand. Times oauars: schultss Nswsseanda Gatrases 0rAAA CAatral Aand Street.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

The days combinations: A straw hat, m overcoat, and low shoes.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
3alDpuoND CALLS NaG1neso olAes ..... e3s 3oltosaoi xAeano ,.. e3s

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New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
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New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
SGin . Live One!

Mrs. Mccarthy (ts sick husband): T think I'll send Dr. Fischer for you" Mccarthy: "Bah! I.wsulAnt have him doctor | dead dot."
 Mrs. Mccarthy: But you're not dead yet." -Betty Bowman
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03
Net Propceiy syacAesaisa1i

Lawson lat 'talkts"): "WAat's that funny neiee!"
 Jameson: Tt must be that loud tie that John GilbertNis wearing"
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

Correct this sentence: "Once I get we'll" said he. T never forget the good resolutions I made while sick, !" Copyright, 1929. Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

Shakespeare foresaw the coming Of Prohibition and ginger ale. Wit ness this from Twelfth Night: "Dost thou think. because thou art virtuous. there shall be no more cakes and ale? Yes. and ginger shall be hot in the mouth, too
New Britain herald., 1929-06-03

There are no great poets now Even . iayman can tell what these modern bards are talking about.