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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17

70 bizottsaga is tartozkodott. A
rnerok az ellen0r Is fpliigyclS
kenyelmcsen cigarettazva vegez-
TEX szokasos szemlcutinkat, ami
kor kevessel Topolica allomasa
cl6tt, a mozdonyvezet6 hirtelen
remiiletesse valtozott area, syors
Is izgatott teves-vevtse, megdoh-
bentette valamennyiiiket.
A mozdonyvezetG ngyanis eb-
ben a pillanatban eszrevette.
hogy a kazannak egyik 100 MILL
mctercs cs6vc megrepedt. Pilla-
natok alatt kellctt csclckednic,
hogy a katasztr6fanak elejet We
gye. Mindenre elszantan, hatarO-
zott kfzzel ragadta meg hat az
cmeltyiit eS r0vid id6 alatt sike-
riilt a szaguld6 gyorsvonat sebes-
.s6gct so kilomttcrrSl 4O-re csiiiS-
kcntenie.
Zaporktnt zuhogott forrd viz
a mozdony dobog0jara, ahoya
ijedtiikben valamennyien 0ssze-
zsnfol6dtak. A fcliiGycl6. hogy
mcgmcnekiilj0n forroviz zuha-
tatga el6l, lcugrott mozdonvr6l
Is mcnten SZ0rnyet halt. A t0b-
bick mem mcrtek a halalngfast
megkOckaztatni ts kttsegbccsct-
ten igyekeztek ftlrchnz6dni for
r;izo tzapor cl6l, amcly rcttcnete-
sen dsszetgette 6ket.
LeghSsicsebben mozdonvvc-
zct0 tartotta magat, aki aadig
kiiszk0dott gtppel. amig mes
mem tudta allitani. De addigra
forr0 viz hiegettc szcmcit S husa
cafatOkban lOgOtt tcSter0I.
4 vOnat utaSai Semmit Sc vet
tex 6szrc az egtszb6l. Csak ntdlag
irtak meg lapok, hogy a hos
mozdonyyezet6, mialatt k6rhaz-
ba vitttk, kiszcnvedctt.
a, SzcrcncsttlcnStg Okla az volt.
hogy mozdony mar tulhossz,l
ideie volt Szolgalatban, mindcn
jayitas nelkiil.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17
Orvosnal

De krrem, miert jon most
hozzam ueyanczzel a kerdessel! !
Mar ktt h6nappal ezel6tt meg
mondtam. ho9v az alkohol tlvc-
zete 0nnek hatarozottan artalmas.
Csak i0ttem frdekl6dni,
mem haladt-e az6ta valamit az or
voStudominy.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17
A k0sz3net

Egv pesti asszony mc>ell:
KrpzeIje el, egy beteg cSa-
ladnak cgy hatcn kercsztiil min
den nap kiildtem cbfdet Is vacso-
rat Is tudja. NIT kiild0tt nckcm
rcvanSkrpen cz a hAlatlan csalad! !!
- Mit9
Egy szakacsk0nyvct.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17
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L
daul most Theod0raban a cimSzc
repct jltszom. Tegnap reggel
6ratol este Gig tartott a pr6ba, Z
szinpad fiitetlcn volt al6lr6l hi
deg kgaramlat iott, usy, hogy
labaink megdermedtek. a kilent
ora aIatt alig volt idSm egy cse
szc lcvest mceinni S esy-k6t da
rab yajaskcnyerct cnni. Hat ora
kor felig mcgfaeyva, chosen, XII
meriilve Is holtfaradtan kocsiba
kcllett iilnom, hogy az altonai
Szinhazban eljatSszam az 1zvegy
szerepet az ''lbolyafal6" han. Es
ilyesmi gyakran mcgtortenik, ca
a Szinpadi tlct Mem akarom ked-
vet szcgni Tia igazi Szeretctct Is
hivat;ist crcz magaban a miivtSz-
palyahoz. elannyira, hogy miatta
sokr6l le is tudna mondani, uey
pr6balja meg. De ha csak pa
lyavalasztds vezettc a szinpadhoz,
ngy tegycn le r6la, borzaSzt6 csa-
lod:isOkon MEME kercsztiil s Sze-
rencsetlcnStgct hozna niagara.
T0bbct mem mondhatok. Sieben-
zcil ur is koriilbcliil ucyanezt
mondla apamnak. Megcs6koltam
a baritsagosan felem nynitott ke-
get, egy par k0szon6sz6t rebeg-
tenn S teljcscn lcverve, 0sszet0rve
mentem haza.
Amit Resold kisasszony Macy
b6beszediiseggel elmondott, mar
Gszt0n0sen reg megfrcztem. 4
miiveszethez nem eltg a ,i6akarat
s j6 mcgjelents cn csakis ezzel
rendelkcztem $ ICY csak kidobott
penz volt tanulas Kritzky ur-
nal. Kisirt szemekkel iiltem va
csorahoz. Hclga k6rdezte, mi a
bajom S en- elpanaszoltam neki
keseryemet. Vallat wont. TIE
nem akarsz eam hallgatni, Dida.
Larstorff urral ugy banSz. hogy
Pedig j6 dolgod lett vol
ma nala.
Sz6tlanul neztem magam ele.
- Ha meg Morresen ur volna,
= mondam halkan.-
- Oh, az hiilye, mem szeretem
ct, olyan eles, mint a kts Is olyan
szur6s, mint a til Helga
asitott. Rossz szinben volt. SEE
me alatt mely karikak huz6dtak.
Area sapadt volt Is beesett.
Eel kell razzad magad, Di-
da, - folytata. AZ tlet bor-
zaszt6an unalmas es almos. Ha
t,ldnam, hogy neg0resszem ts So
kaig kellene ICY unatkoznom, in.
kabb ma megmergeznem magam.
Ha nagyon anon mar a doleot,
ugy olyat cselekszem, amt mas
ncm tesz meg. De egesz titokban.
inert ICY Icgjobban esik. llyen-
kor ntp koze megyek Is yeliik
tancolok Is mulatok. Mondhatom
neked, eek az emberek jobban
tudnak 6lni, mint mi az usyneye-
zett kifinomult knlturankkal.
Akarsz velem j6nni egyszer? Hol-
nap este? De nem szabad elmesel-
ned Akarsz?
Igennel valaszoltam.
Masnap este elmentem Helga-
val. Kes6 volt, majdnem tjfel,
amikor elindultnnk. st. Pauli-ba
bentiink. Egy haz negyedik eme-
lettn berelt Helga egy 'kis $40
bacskat, amelyben csak legsziik
segesebb bntorok ,voltak: egy
dsy, eey kis szekreny, egy mosd6
s cgy seek. Helga tit kiil0nos at
valtozason ment keresztiil. ElSlte-
Ii sziirke poszt6ruhajat levetve,
egy kimosott fehar gyapjuszok-
nyat vctt fel, v0rdS hajat ossze-
fonta $ nagy, izlestelen viragos
kaIapot tett fejere. Nagyon meg
kellett nezni, hogy ezen oltozek-
ben felismerje az ember.
Azutan egy hirhedt tanchelyi-
segbe mentiink. A terem tele volt
larmas t0meggel, legalacso-
nyabb ntposztalyb6l. A tancol6
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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17
(Folytatasl

Jara mint .Jnliat LATHAM az crkely-
jelenetbcn. amikor a hold eziist0s
sugaranal oily csodipatos sep
volt, hogy cmleke sokiig mcgma-
radt bennem. A kiil0nbseg szin-
padi megjclcnfse es valosag k0-
zott oily nagy volt, hogy mem tud-
tam elhinni, hogy a kctto egy es
nvyanaz a sczm4.ly. Meg mem volt
Greg, talan a huSzas tvck k0ze-
pen lehetctt, de szaja, orra IS sze-
me koriil mfly vonasok voltak,
miket Macy drimai szin6sznGknel
gyakran latunk S mix az eros bel
s6 elet k0vctkczmtnyei. Enntl-
fogva id6sebbnek litszott, azon-
xviii szinpadon magaSabb ts
karcsubb volt, mint val6sa aban
Finom. halvany arcszine volt S
1lszta, JoSagOs tekintete.
Morcscn ur naevOn mclegcn
aianlotta Ont nckem. kedves kis-
asszony, = monda cs hellyel XII
malt meg, mig 8 maea allva ma
radt $ a seek taml;jara konyo-
R0lt. - Amint Morresen ur iria,
On a szinpadra kesziil Szabad
kerdenem, hoeyan hatarozta cl
errc magate
Epirultam $ nem tudtam azon-
nal, nit valaszoljak. Palyavalasz-
tasr6l morogtam valamit hogy
Macy kedvet erzek a szintsz-pa-
lyahoz szerctntk szineszn6 len
III. Resold kisasszony mosolygott,
kisse reszelte torkat, maid ell
Iczdeit beszeini $ cgy ora hose
szat tartott el6adast miiyeszatr6l
S a szinhazi eletrol. En- csak szf-
tliiltem. $50 szerint persze mem
tndom mar leirni, hogy NIT mon
dott, dc amt mondott, olyan meg
gyozo volt. hogy hatas mem ma
radhatott el.
K0riilbelul ezt mondta: Hogy
yan1e tehetsegem vagy mem, AIT
csak kesobb lehet megitelni. Az is
lehet, hogy kes3bb kiderjilne,
hogy mines es ez esetben id6met
hiaba pazaroltam volna el. De
meg ha volna is tehetsegem, ez
mem biztositek ARA ntzve, hogy
palyam sikeres lesz. Ezcr remtny
teljes tehetseg vesz el kis szinpa-
dokon, ahol cgyenistgiik sohasem
tryfnyesiilhet Is eze :szamra van
max olyanok, akik ezen a palyan
mas modon szenvednek haj6to-
rest. De ha mtgis szerencsem
yolna $ egy Macy szinpadon jatsz-
hatnam az clso szerepeket, meg
ezzel sincs az mondva, ho9y meg
talalnam palyamon AIT kielegu
lest. melyet minden miivfsz keres
s mely egyedil boldogit, annal is
inert sok egyebet kell,
hogy p6toljon. Merit bar client
hangzik is, szinesz-
palya lemondast jelent. Majdnem
AIT jelenti, mintha kolostorba
menne S felvenne az apacafatyolt.
Ne legyen meglepve, ez ICY van.
A legt0bb ember, aki f6nyesen
kiyilagitott szinpadon lat ben
niinket, AIT hiszi, hosy a szinesz-
no elete csupa feny Is deru. Egy
kis szereptanulas az cgfsz exert
nagy fizetest kap dicsosegben,
h6dolatban van resze. De ez teve-
das. Nekiink sokat kell tanul-
nunk es gyakran kell lemonda-
nnnk. A mi miiveszetiink legszi-
S q ,legzsarnokibb minde-
gyik k0zt. Eg6sz lenyiinket kove-
tell S nem tiir meg semmi mas er-
deket es befolyast maga mellett.
Exert olyan szerencsetlenek a
miiyeszhazassagok legt0bbnyire.
Sziz kiil0nb0z3 elctct tliink, min
den szerep egesz embert k0vetel
testestSl-lelkest0l. Mi marad hat
Ri csaladunk privat eletiink re-
szere? Semmi, vagy nagyon ke-
vfs. S ami fenyes helyzetiinket
jllcti? Oh, edes Istenem! Mint el-
s0rangu szinfszn0nek evente
i cnar r,,xrIo f.1nfn nm
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17

A zene indul6t .jitszott s fel 6f
lie tancoltak a parok a teremben,
hol el6re, hol hatra. Ez ICY ment
egy fel6raig, mig egy vad. ga.
Ioppban feloszlottak a sorok. Egg
cmber magahoz rantott, vadul
meatancoltatott vegre terem
k0zepeben otthagyott. Azutan
egy mask tancos jott, de nagyon
trzett RATA q palinkaszag ts vas
tag, duzzadt kezei olyanok vol
tax, mint a nyersh1s. Vilagert
sem engedtem, hogy hozzam nyul-
jon, exert megfordultam es kife-
le szaladtam. Az ember, valoszi-
niileg reszeg matr6z, utanam sza.
ladt, en- felelmemben Helgat Ike.
restcm, de sehol sem LATHAM 0sz.
tonszeriileg kijarat fele salad
tam, ahol nehany ur ALT felolt6-
ben Is cilinderben, Xix a tancot
neztck. Hogy iild0zomet .elkeriil-
jem, nekiszaladtam az urak ESQ.,
portjanak, de remiiltcn rezzentem
0ssze, mikor egyikiik megfogott,
inert felismertem benne Morreseni
Erihct, aki latsz6lag meg volt
ijedve.
Az Istentrt, Dida, hogy jon
On idc! - ktrdt megiitk owe. -
Vilaszolni akartam, de eSzembc
iutctt. hoey Helga hallgatast pa;
rancsolt Is 'cSak durcasan vallat
vontam. Szercncsemre q t0bbick
nem ismertek. Morresen Erik ka-
ronfogott Is kivezetett. Szivescn
hagytam magam vezetni .i0lcS0
biztOs crzes fogott ell az oldalan.
Utkozbcn elmeselte, ho9y n6hany
urral egyutt egy kikot6beli szil-
lodaban ebedelt, azutan esyik
kavehazb6l a masikba mentek $
ICY jutottak ide.
- Ugy-e, elGsz0r volt lit ma,
Dida kisasszonys
B6lintottam.
- Hogan t6rttnt ez. PETER
senne ts itt vans
Tagad6lag rattan a fcjrmet.
Morresen Erik fels6hajtott, koesit
vett beszalltunk. Neman iiltiink
pgymas mellett. Morresen Erik
gondolkodott, fejet elforditva XII
nszett az ablakon. Villages tavaszi
tjszaka volt. A hold besiit6tt a
kocsiba meavilagitotta More
sen ur fejet. Tisztan LATHAM min
dent, szempillaja rezduleset, sza,
ia remegesft S eeesz kiil0n6s tr-
zts fogott cl. Szerettem volna
szajat, kek szemet,
forron 6haHottam, bar csak at-
Glelne vedo karjai k0za venne
$ haragndtam. hogy a ferfi cs0n-
desen, mozdulatlannl tilt mellet-
ten, anflkiil, hosy 6rintett vvolna.
Olyan csunya, .olyan ielentektelen
voltam, hogy mem is tartotta tr-
demesnek szerencset pr6balni ye.
lem? Szivcm dobogntt, vtrem Gik-
tetett - ebben az 6raban lettem
szerelmes Morresen Erikbe..
Vegre kiszalltunk. Gy6nyo-
rii ejszaka van, Dida kisasszony,
mem akar meg egy kicsit jarkal-
nj? = Szivesen belegyezterh . a
fasoton keresztiil az Alster f0lyo
mellett Lombard-hidig mentunk
s oman lie egesz viz partjaig.
OFT leiiltiink egy lugasba a padra.
- Mi lesz masaval, Dida kis-
asszony? - kezde Morresen Erik.
- Mem tudom, - feleltem hal
kan. - Oraimat Kritzky urnal lc-
mondtam. Ugyse vinnem sokra.
- Resold kisasszony elvctte
kedvet a szini palyatole Hala Is
tcnnek - monda Morresen Erik,
oily kit6ro 0rommel, hogy kesobb
gyakran gondoltam, hogy Rescld
kisasszony hathatos beszede en-
mex a befolyasnak tulajdonithat6.
- Mndenesetre jobb lesz igy Es
most mihez kezd?
Mem tudom. Legjobb secret
nsk mnrh a1ni - mnndim n1fni-
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1929-01-17

palyaulvaron letartoztattak,
gyilkossag Matt koroM a ,Zwi-
clsaui allamiieyeszsdg
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-09-13
Our National Guard Without
Its Own ArmOry

THE District National Guard occupies unique position
first line Of national defense It il the only Fed
era National Guard in the country, and yet is kicked
around by both the Federal and District Governments having
no armory Of its
This too despite the inspiring record Of National
Guard in its Mexican border service during the villa days
and in its historic service Of country in the with Ger
many
About 1900 District Guardsmen France as unit
because the War Department regarded the organization
next IN efficiency to regular Army organizations Though
the local unit split up after arriving IN France its
bers helped to make history; many Of them killed,
wounded and gassed.
Today the local National Guard stands high with the War
Department and its usefulness is widely recognized Unlike
stoned BY the President and in every way the organization
is of q Federal nature.
Though this be true Congress nothing toward giving
the Guard wetted modern armory Its present quarters
are in Of the old time buildings near the Union
Station These quarters cramped and the building will
military organization with such glorious history back Of it.
and with such fine possibilities ahead Of it
The District Government shares responsibility for the
nothing holding that Congress for the Federal Government
should provide satisfactory permanent quarters Thus does
dual responsibility block decent treatment.
The unfair situation should not continue CONGRESS- could
give the National Guard the Pension Office large enough to
also accommodate Officers activities This 4 not
arranged through the Public Buildings Commission the Audi
forum could be acquired remodeed and turned over IL the
Guard Best OF all would be appropriation for new
amor adapted IN every to the the local troop
Would any country in the world but the United state
kick around one Of its most efficient first line defense or
CARNATIONS?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-09-13
Melon Patches and Begging
Bowls Discussed
By Herbert Kaufman

HE tariff is again discovering that its best friends
also its worst enemies
AS usual the high priests Of Protection have sought TO qu
date too many party debts at community expense.
American wages and working hours must be saved from
the rinous rivalry Of EurOpes longer day and shorter pay
And American industry with millions Of shareholders in all
walks Of e every vested right to request duties on Ina
noed commodities and merchandise sufficient to insure p
ority in local markets
Hinder adequate protection domestic production has risen
from peak to peak paid record dividends led civilization IN
advanced equipment reduced neand-lmb risk enlarged
recreaona opportunity for employees and paid the hbOrer
his fair hire.
Meanwhile melons fast rpened throughout the cor
poration patch and investors have enjoyed liberal hes
Of gravy"
which would seem TO indicate that average margins Of
profit are just about what they should Pc:
especially the cobbrs chemists and lumbermen insist upon
still tighter locked ports
Oliver Twists to FORM brandshing begging
bowls and asking Congressional beades for unreasonable
shares Of favoritism.
Claims made before House and committees strangely
disagree with the earning statements Of special pleaders
The Republican platform promised filled dinner pals and
another four years Of foushing affairs But also assured
the consumer run for his money.
Consequently the President isn't likely accept greeds
Interpretation Of that pledge
under actoo many articles have been removed
the free list and further burdens placed upon the ma
tiona incomes by proposed changes which viii advantage
few influential rollers providing with mere fraction
Of certain widely used necessities.
Experience however has quahed MT hoover 70 deal Win
the situation.
he knows the ducks and the brakes before.
Federal Food Administrator and exporter atarge Of
all sorts Of rawstuffg fabricated wares he is expey
acquainted with the stress and strains Of overhead and dis
rbuton competent temper unwarranted enthusiasts
| to paternaize particular groups
As Secretary Of Commerce he became thoroughly that
traders must both give and take.
merchants cant retain foreign foothods and expand
their sales abroad unless in turn they furnish overseas
toners with reasonable outlets in the United States
Chauvinism provokes Chauvinsm We must live and let
live last least the dollar cries loudest Of
all purchase under competitive not monopo
listic regulation.
Protection definitions and Mr.. Hoovers
ceptiOn is hardly prone to with Mr.. SmOcts
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-09-13
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DIR. Louis E. Bisch-

COME are born to poverty and
y some slide into 1t. In either
case It invariably becomes q
source OF encouragement.
That poverty has handicaps
none will deny But wealth also
may be handicaping.
Wealth has Slapped the vitality
of many q bright future. 1t has
beguiIed and misled its possessor
SO often that many would claim
no greater burden could he placed
upon the beginner in LIES strug-
giles than plenty of money.
This. however, Is meager and
improbable consolation for the
poor young man o. woman who
faces the future. short on this
worlds goods.
How can the handicaps of
poverty be overcome?
Lack of adequate schooling and
training in a special line is a
common denomination to all poor
folks.
No handicap can be mec more
easily and with greater chances
of success than this.
Night schools are abundant,
free libraries are available. every.
where, correspondence courses are
inexpensive.
Any poor boy or girl can con.
tinue his education, even while
earning a living, If he wants to.
Witness the number of students
who partially or wholly pay their
own way through colleges and uni
versities. Scholarships and money
loans, that are paid back after
graduation. are likewise available.
Undernourishmen is often an.
other handicap and this, of course,
leads to bad health.
No one need starve, however,
in a democracy like the United
States. If application be made
to a proper agency-and there
are scores of social service or
ganizations throughout the coun.
try-relief is usually prompt and
effective and a constructive in
terest is taken in the welfare Of
the sufferer.
So far as medical attention
goes, the poor can receive the
very best in the clinics. Here
all varieties of diseases are treated
by experts in every branch free,
or at exceedingly low cost.
am not attempting to belittle
poverty!
On the contrary, scarcely any
thing could be worsei
That poverty should exist at
all in this presumably enlightened
age is argument enough that our
social structure is far from per.
feet,
But do want to encourage
those whom poverty has ensnared.
Don't despair because you are
poor! Don't let envy or malice
eat into your soul. Don't give
up!
It's a trying situation to be
poor, but each and every one of
your handicaps can be surmounted.
1t takes grit, endurance. peg.
severance!
But it can be done as you well
know. Many of our greatest per-
sonages started their lives in
poverty.
1t is harder to fight poverty
when once you were affluent or
comfortably situated.
To start life all over aaAin, as
II were. Is gigantic task de-
handing the greatest resourceful-
ness. courage ana patience.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-09-13
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland.
The Psychology u style

The Psychology Of Style
COME women have ''style-sense"
O-an unerring premonition of
what the next fashion.surprise or
atrocity will be. months before it
appears.
Next to red hair and a re-
trousse nose, have always most
envied any woman this magic
prescience.
I used to think that fashions
were just accidental, ike colds, or
the weather or falling in love. Dis
pensations of Providence, sent to
torment your soul and keep you
guessing, worrying and struggling.
Later, decided that they were
the Vaccinations of the Style Ex-
perts, invented TO entice you or be.
tray you or scourge you into
throwing away whole closets full
of beautiful clothes, and buying
new ones, every season. j pictured
all "style experts" with horns and
hoofs and diabolical grins. Mon.
sters and tyrants!
But, now I know better. Every
new fashion is an outgrowth Of
mass psychology. If you keep
your ear to the ground, you can
predict what's coming. as easily
as Partisan couturier.. 1t isn't
clairyoyance; it's just common
sense.
Almost anything can start a
new fashion--the weather.. health
fads,; athletics, politics, necessity,
a new cartoonist, a new novel or
a war. No fashion is an accident.
There's always a reason behind it.
Short skirts, short hair and
straightline boyish figures were
born Of feminisn. When women
threw off the yoke, they began
throwing off everything else
corsets. long trains, tight gloves,
false hair, false modesty, pretty
manners, and all the conventions.
1t was a big Boston tea party!
When a woman rebels, she
rebels all over and we have only
the police to thank that woman
still has shred OF bathing suit
left to cover her in the daytime,
and q few yards of tulle and chif-
fon in the evening. You know
how it is, when you go berserk,
and start throwing things. You
don't stop until the last break
able object Is smashed.
Well, thank heaven. THAT'S all
over! The violent mood has passed,
and now the reaction has set in.
No more flapperism! No more
highly painted faces, bfazen atti-
tudes,l vulgar dances, cheap slang,
and tawdry gin-and.petting parties.
Now, it's yelled Illusion, flowing,
long skirts, demure long hair, deli
cate makeup. polished manners,
drapery. mystery, seductive Ian
guor, ultra-femininityl The Ameri.
can woman is going high-hat!
Broadway is going Park Avenue!
Black velvet ana pearls and gentle
dignity! ReASl stuff! Stateliness!
Hauteurl Subtletyl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-09-13
Hearst Papers Advocate:

l. An agreement Of Emghsk-speuktag peoples to pre-
seTOs peace among themselves and to promote the
peace Of the sUoyld.
2 Proportional representation in the United States
Senate, no State to haze less than tt0o Senator's
Legislation to enforce prompt constitutional reap
portaOnnnent IN the House Of Representatives.
B. A separate Department Of the Army, of the Many
and OF the Ar Forces, all united Under Secretary
OF National Defense.
l. Federal action to the limit of Federal pol0eTs to
abolish ttterdcy in the United States under Score
tGTy of Education.
o. Election OF Congress en- November Installation on
the first OF January toOSOINg Inauguration Of the
President first Of January Mert after NoUember
election
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EVOLUTION makes Mrs. Jones
n mad.
She doesn't like to be reminded
that her remote Grandpa was
first cousin to an ape.
She doesn't want to feel. when
she's throwing a tantrum, that
she's taking after papa's side Of
the family.
Well, ] admit 1 get a little
tired of it myself.
/ get sick of seeing the monkey
in my fellow.man.
l grow furious when / find
him in myself.
And yeti do believe In evo-
luton.
I'm forced to, seeing it at
work all about me.
BUT WHY SHOULD WE AL.
WAYS TAKE EVOLUTION ON
THE REVERSE?
Evolution doesn't only work
BACKWARDS--it works FOR
WARDS as well.
It's not the fact of what we
WERE that concerns us most
BUT THE THOUGHT OF
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE.
l don't blame people for de.
testing the theory of evolution.
We have used that theory
wrong. We have allowed it i. to
spread a sickness over our souls.
We go around looking for proofs
WE FORGET TO LOOK FOR
THE PROOFS THAT WE MAY
ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENS.
WE'RE ALWAYS THINKING
OF THE TAILS WE HAVE I'M
PERFECTLY LOST-AND FIND
ING REMNANTS OF THOSE
TAILS IN OUR FELLOW.MAN,
WE so SELDOM THINK OF.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-09-13
One German Mistake
Russia Won't Duplicate 1t.

possesses kind Of intelligence that Germany
lacked before the Russia utzes the intelligence Of
her Jewish population The facts given ago
~ Mr.. Cahan's New York Jewish newspaper Forward
Halt the Jews in Moscow, according Forward work for
the Russian Government Jewish employees Of the Russian
Government number 100000 in all. The Jews under.
stand diplomacy business and public affairs Russia utilities
their ability.
In 1914 there Jew in the German diplomatic corps
Jews were not eligible As result German diplomacy
knew nothing about the real attitude other countries Italy
for instance.