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Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
GLADSTONE TO
BE- SPEAKER AT
LOCAL CHAMBER

Paul Clagstonc, manager Of the
Western Division of the Chamber of
Commerce Of the United States, will
visit FL Centre Wednesday and
will address the members of the
FL Ccntro Chamber Of Commerce at
dinner given in his honor at the
Barbara W orth hotel at G:30 O'Clock,
to which the public is invited.
Clagstonc has been connected with
the national chamber for the last
10 years and during that time has
sity on chamber Of commerce work
Five years ago when the national
chambers decentralization plan
was put into effect, he was placed
in charge of the western division.
The purpose Of the decentralization
plan was to bring the membership
i'm closer touch with national head
quarters Mt Washington.
In the relatively short period of
its existence, the national chamber
has grown to be the largest business
organization in the world. Virtual
ly every branch Of industry, finance
and commerce is included in its
membership Of over 1900 local
chambers Of commerce and trade as
soriatious. These constituent MON
Err organizations have IN underly-
inc membership cf NOR" than one
million of the country's leading
business men.
During frequent trips to the cast,
and throughout the western division,
Clagstouc has gathered some inter
csting material relating to business
conditions throughout the country
and prospects for the future. lie
will discuss many problems vital to
the west, with special reference to
Developments in the field of state
aud local taxation. He will also
speak concerning effect on business
of legislation ,prHdin@ in congress,
and Viii report on present activities
Of the national chamber.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
Hockey League
Races Close

NEW YORK, jan 2l.-The Ma
tional Hockey League cup race WAS
closer affair today, rs u result of
the three games played Sunday
night.
Tho New YORK Americans, lead.
ing the International division, were
beaten. to o, by the lowly Pitts
hurgh Pirates in tue toughest game
Of the season. Trcdcriekson, recently
obtained hy the Pirates from Eos.
ton, WAS carried from the lee with
nm open wound in his face which
required five stitches, and two
players. Hurch and Smith, sustain-
I'd major penalties.
The Boston Bruins aud the Pc
'roit Cougars, who are pressing the
New York Rangers in the American
group, both won aud gained upon
the leaders Boston beat the Chicago
Black Hawks, > to o. George owen,
former Harvard star, scoring the
first goal 1t was the Bruins eighth
win in nine games, the other having
been a tie. The Cougars beat the
Toronto Maple Leafs. = to ].
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
PYLE TO HAVE
'BUNEON DERBY
AGAIN this YEAR
by United Press Leased Wire

NEW YORK, Jan. 21.-C. c.
Pyle set out in his land cruiser to-
day to chart the course for thc
&" Bunion Derby" Of 1929. which IS
to proceed from New Yorl, city to
Los Angeles, starting March 81.
Despite the Financial losses Of
the 1923 venture, the promoter
dubbed over with his never failing
optimism. as be- announced that h.
bad secured training quarters 70,
his athletes at Rockway Park, Lon,
Island, where training for the long
trek viii start March II.
Pyle said he expected 80 en-
tries, despite the fact that he has
raised the entrance fee from *25 t.
$500. He is offering 100000 in
prizes, and says hc has entries al
ready from runners and walkers Of
many European and South Amcri
can countries, as wyll as 30 from
Canada.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
Valley Chambers
VIII Meet This
Week At Border

The CalcNiyo Chamber Of Com
myrce viii act rs hosts to the As.
>rciatyd Chambers Of Commerce at
the Sandwich Shop rs Second
street. at the regular monthly meet
my to be held next Friday, Janua9}
-.
Jasper l.. Traycrs, president Of
the Associated Chambers has secuf-
cd OryilIe S. Mcpherson. executive
manager 90 tb" SAN Diego Chamber
Of Commerce. to be- the speaker of
thr evenings His subject viii ha ths
value of cooperation between impe-
rial Valley and san DicGo chambers
OF commerce and the general hcua-
fits of chamber Of commerce" artjV;-
tics to any community.
i. H. rut,Hard, business develop
rcut manager of the SAN Diego
chamhcr, who is we'll known in tl'
yal,y; Jack Hartley, Of the same
committee and one or two members
oi the road committee Of that cham
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
SHARKEY FACES
DIFFICULT TEST
WITH CHRISTNER
By FRANK GETTY
Omitted Press Sports Editor)

NEW YORK, Jzn. 21.-Thc fate
of the proposed heavyweight elm
nation bout between Jack SharkcN
Of roston and Young Stribling Of
Georgia rests in no small measure
upon the ham.likc right hand Of X.
O. Christncr, Il reformed rubber
ruddler from Akron, Ohio.
On Friday night, Christncr mcc,s
Sharkcy in what is known as Il
"'tunc-up' bout for the loquacious
Lithuanian. While the fistic cX-
pcrts do not cunccdc such posi-
bility, the Akron heavyweight is in
Il position to create considerable
discord in the tunc-up process by
dealing Sharkcy an emphatic slap
upon the whiskcrs.
such slap, when dealt by the
former tircpt worker, has been
known to flattcn hcavywcights Of
Sharkcy's latitude aud longitude
knutc Hansen among others, The
blow which Christncr tackled Han.
sen to the canvas out in Ohio was
felt in New York. whore several
tinancicrs had pooled their market
profits to back the Dane as the
coming heavyweight champion.
IT is safe to say that similar
blow to Sharkcy : chin would hr
heard in the most remote regions oi
Florida. Christncr can deliver a
Knockout punch under the prop".
circumstances. Whether such cir
cumstanccs will exist at Madison
Square Garden Friday night re.
mains to be seen.
In the event thar hc upsrts the
best laid plans for the 100000 ven
ture by disposing Of one Of lis two
proposed principals, the former
rubber puddcr will BE- Offered TIA
position Of alternate against Young
StribIing, who apparently does not
care whom hc fights.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
No II10Gt
No. P-1269
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE AT PRIVATE SALE
In the Superior Court of the State
of California, in and for the
County of T,nc Anrnlnc


In The Matter of the Estate of
Edwin Mead, Deceased.
Notice Is Hereby Given that pur-
suant to statute the undersigned.
Executor of the Estate Of Edwin
Mead, deceased, will sell at private
sale to the highest bidder for cash,
gold coin Of the United States, sub
icct to confirmation by said Supc.
rior Court, on or after February 4th,
1929, at the offices Of the Trust
Department Of Security Trust &
Savings Bank, at its Long Beach
Branch, located at the northeast
corner of First Street and Pine
Avenue, in the City Of Long Beach,
said county and state, all of the
right, title and interest of said de,
ceased at the time Of his death, and
all of the right, title and interest
that said estate has acquired by
operation of law or otherwise, other
than or in addition to that of said
dcccdent at the time of his death.
in and to the following described
property, to-wit;
Lot ), in Block ., of Townsite
of FL Centre, County of Impe-
rial, State of California, ac-
cording to Map No. % on file
in the office of the County Re
cordcr of said County;
Lot 10, in Block %, of
Townsitc of III Ccntro, County
Of Imperial, State of Califor-
mia, according to Map No. % on
file in the office of the County
Recorder Of said County;
Lot 20, in Block -, of
Townsitc of III Centre, County
Of Imperial, state of Cal,for-
MIA, according to Map No. 23 or
file in the office Of the County
Recorder Of said County;
Section 12f, Township Is
South, Range - East, S. b. +.
y NJ, containing 32O acres moro
less, in the County of Imperial,
State of California;;
Block 1l2, in the City of
IIoltvillc, in the County of In
pcrial, State of California.
Terms and conditions of sale
CASH. Ten per cent Of the amount
Of the bid must accompany same,
and said bid will be accepted and
said sale made subject TO confirma-
tion of said Court.
Dated: January 16, 1929.
SECURITY TRUST 4 SAVINGS
HANK, u corporation, Executor
of the Estate Of Edwin Mcads
Deceased.
DEMO, Hart, Taubman & Simpson,
5ll Security Building, Long
Beach, California, Attorneys for
Exccutor. } Il to 81
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
Millionaire Sued
BY Door Tender
BN United Press Leased Wire

HONOLULU, r. H., Jan ii
Horace Dodge. millionaire Detroit
rr, was involved in Il &25,oo1 dam
agr suit growing out of an lleg.i
light.
lIoracn Eastan, doorman at IT..
"oNaI Hawaiian hotrl cbar@y,
Dodge in IN argument over q parE-
ing difficulty injured him 50 severely
b" had to SOCK mcujcal treatment.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
CalexicO Highway
In State Plan

The Ell Centro-Calexico highway
has been included in the bill pre-
sented to the state senate Fri
day by Senator Nelson T. Edward
Of Orange, for adoption as part o.
the secondary system OF the stat'
highway.
According to the bill, state high
way route No. 26, now terminatin!
at lei Centre, would be extende,
either around or through this city
aud south to CaleXico.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

her viii drive over with MCPHERSON
for the meeting.
TIE executive committee meeting
will bc called at 6:l5, acrordin@ to
"rNors, in order thar dinner may
hc served promptly and plenty Of
tj"lo ho left for the regular meeting
>f.or dinner. TraNcrs ALSO urges aH
rhajmcu Of committees to hn pres
cnt az this meeting to report on the
activities of the individual commit
tees.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
THE T AIR
ERSKINE JOINS BANK

Albert Russell Erskinc, president
of the Studchaker Corporation and
chairman Of the board Of directors
of the Picrcc-Arrow Motor Car Com
IHuy, has been named Il member Of
tbr board of directors of the Marine
TRUST Company of Buffalo, New
York.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
For Rent, Farm Land

80 ACRES leased alfalfa dairy,
close to FL Centre, also $4,000
equity in bungalow court across
from Park. Good income. Small
membranes. Quick liberal deal,
cash or trade. y. f. Mortimer,
1915 Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles.
7t15
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
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PERSONALS

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. NJ. Smith o
Hawardeu, Iowa, father and motbe
of e, b. Smith, chief deputy dstrie
attorney, are houseguests of thei
SON at his home iu BrawIey.
Il. T. Estes Jr. and Frank Tyo O
Long Beach visited r. 7. Este
over the week end.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
SPORT NEWS
Here and There
In Sport World
Uy United Press Leased Wire

IIlOtN N, Af1I., Jan. = &C. N'I'
than 1,000 spectators saw Les NMadi-
son and Austic Clacyssncs defeat
Walter Hagen, British open cham
pion and Jock Robertson of thc San
Marcos Golf Club, > and ! in an IS
hole exhibition match here ycster-
day.
WHITTIER, Calf, Jan g.
George Phibrook, football coach
and head Of the athletic department
at Whittier College. will leave til"
local institution this spring 20 be
come head football coach al the
University Of Nevada at Reno.
Philbrook, u former Notre Dam"
football and track star, came here
two years ago from the University
Of Idaho He formerly coached tn"
Multnomah Club football team Of
Portland. Ore.
I'hllbrook win succeed Lawrence
''Bucll" Shaw, another XNotrr
Dame player at Nevada.
9ANe FRANCISCO, Jan. y oak
land came through to score and
break a tie in a California Hockey
League game with Hollywood here
sunday and defeated the southern
crs ; to > after playing three min
utes of an ordered overtime period.
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 81.
Tommy Cello, local lightweight, and
Matt Calo Of lIonouu viii meet
here next Friday night in = 10
round bout The men viii head the
hin with Ray Ravaui, featharwcight,
and Bert Brown Of Canada who also
viii attempt to 20 the 10 round
route.
OTTAWA, ont. Injuries rccciy-
ed in Y NJ. G. \. boSinE bout
proved fatal Sunday to William
Paul. Ills opponent was Charles
AgneH.
DALLAS, Tex football
coaches school viii be conducted at
Southern Methodist University
from August 20 TO 81 by Glenn
Warner, of Stanford, ard Knutc
Roekne, of Notrc Dame.
Detroit Ray Miller, former chi
cago lightweight, now making De
troit his home, aud Tommy Grogan.
Omaha whirlwind. have been re
matched over the 10 round route
here Feb. l, it was announced todar
by Matchmaker ''~cotty' Mantcith
Of the Olympic arena.
PALM BEACH, Fla.-Thrco score
artists and writer's began the first
round today Of the annua! golf
tournament of the Artists and
Writers association. Grmtland Rice
will defend his title.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
M'HUGH Is WINNER

lei MONTE, Jan. II. -JohnnF
McIlugh California amateur golf
champion, won the Pebble Beach
Sunday sweepstakes yesterday with
an -.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
ELM NOTES
press Staff Correspondent

(Press Staff Correspondent
ELM, Jan. Bonnie Niece is
confined to her home with illness.
Mrs. George Littcll and son Thur
Ion have returned from Long Beach
after several weeks visit with rcla-
tivcs.
Clara +. IIavcS, county nurse, was
an Elm school visitor Thursday.
II, /. Boone and daughter Betty
Lou, NJ l.. Boone and daughter
Beatrice recently returned from the
coast where they enjoyed a week 5
visit with relatives.
Mrs. Zimmerman has returned
from san Diego where She enjoyed
her vacation.
Opel, Lois and Bert Offin were
guests at the NJ l.. Boone home re
Gently. Cards were enjoyed during
the evening.
Little Ruth Saxton was hostess,
at a party given in honor Of her
fourth birthday at the home of her
parents Thursday afternoon.
The little guests We're Evelyn
Roscnhamu, Ruth Janrtt Boone,
Bcnnic Green, Wilbur Eosonbaum,
Philip Boone, O,cvia Simmons,
frankie Roscnbaum, Donald Boone,
Thurow littcll, Joyrr SaXtou and
Orvcn Roscubam. Mothers present
were Mrs. Curtis Boone, Mrs, Press
simmons, Mrs. Littcll. Mrs Frank
Roscnbaum, Mrs. George Green and
Mrs. NJ. l.. noonr. Mrs. George
Green assisted Mrs. SaXton ia scrv-
ing refreshments.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
MUSICAL
INSTRUMENTS

FOR SALE Violin. 10 years old.
Very fine instrument and quality
of tone. Reasonable at 500 cash.
Box 202, Imperial. 1913
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

Tho next Los Angeles c'"at, Fa'G
win b" September 17-29' Riycrsii2
2429, OLmge, august % September
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

FOR SALE Barred Rock cochcrcls,
Aristocrat strain, direct from W.
u. iIoItcrmau, / mile west, Il mile
north Wcstsidc school. u. A..
Buchanan. l7tl2
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

ny United rress Leased Wire

By United rreSs Leased Wire
Los ANGELES, Jan. II, Follow
ing are today's market GaotatiOns:
POULTRY
Hens, Lcghorns, 81 to 4 lbs,
26c.
Hens, colorcd, 4 lbs. and up, soc.
Broilcrs, IL lbs, and under ~
Bic.
Frycrs, Lcghorns, 2i4 to lbs.
26c.
E'rycrs, colorcd, 2H to , lbs, 33c.
Roa>'crs, soft bone, 3 lbs, up 33c.
DuckIings, Pcking, So lbs, up lSc,
Geese, pc.
Young Tom turkeys, 13 lbs, and
up 2Sc.
Old Tom turkeys, 2Jc.
Small hen turkeys, uuGer 8 lbs,
15c.
Hen turkeys 8 lbs. up csc.
Squads, light and heavy 4Oc.
Capous, s lbs, up, I0c.
BUTTER
Wholesale price i5c.
Price to retailers 4>c and 5lc.
EG6o
Extra &sc Fresh first &7ta. Me
diuu &Gc
LIVESTOCK
HOGS ZOO moderately active,
strong to l5c higher. Top: lo.lo,
Bulk desirable weight butchers, 1000
TO l0.i0
CATTLE 800, largely steer
runs. Steers slow steady to weak,
other Glasses active steady to strong.
Two loads medium steers Il.3o to
l2,oo HltIh She stock 80 TO 900.
Two cars good GS1 lbs Arizona fod
Iloifers 1918. Bulk calves; 1880 to
1900.
SHEET None. Lambs: Medium
to choice quoted 100 to ll,5o. Wool
Ewes: Medium to choirc quoted $50
to 80.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
Poultry

HIGHEST prices paid for poultry of
all kinds. l0S2 Woodward. NJ. f.
Todd. Phone 900. ltf
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

Crcamcrics in the Tularc disiric
of Tularc county last year paid t.
darymcn $3,923,293.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

A $4,000 school building has
been completed at Aryin, Kern coun
ty.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
Fer Sale, Real Estate

FOR LEASES. w. Il, Section .,
township II, range 13, S. b. NJ.
Terms and crop to suit tenant.
}. 7. Masoncr, 738 Worcester.
Pasadena. 1876
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
For Rent, Rooms

FOR RENT Furnished room. Pri.
vate bath. 513 Brighton. 1853
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

HARTZELL-The Roofer, takes the
guess work out of roofing. Phone
25lW. 14tf
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21
TODAYS WANTS
w. e. HANCOCK
Mnin - n1.-.. 1

FOR RENT-Pasturc for dry stock.
$l.23 per month. G. G. Iusscy.
PITT
Imperial Valley press., 1929-01-21

OTTAWA, ont. Injuries rccciN
ed in Il Y. NJ. G. \. bozinE bout
proved fatal Sunday to William
Paul. lis opponent WAS Charles
AgneN.
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Almanac. Once Prohibited

Alnanacs date hack To early civiliza
ton. II is known that the Greeks
and Romans had them Some of fht
oldest almanacs in existence were pub
lished during rhe Thirteenth and Four
teenth centuries. The Almanach Lie
gecis was typical in that n contained
became farnous ny predicting the emf
of Nine. Du Rarry's career. found &
greaI circulation in rural France an6
provided. fsr those who could MOI
read an easily understood system oI
symbols. So great was the influences
If these alraanacs over superstition.
people tina, ar one time aimanacs wers
prohibited In France.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-07-19
Vast Panorama of Life
Underseas Put on View

The Hall of Fishes is a new wing of
the American Academy of Natural
History in New York which is de-
scribed as one vast panorama of the
underseas life, designed to appeal TO
the ardent disciple of Izaak Walton as
well as the high-school student in BIZ
ology and TO humaniZe ichthyology
At one end of the hall is a mounted
sail fish measuring nine feet in
length, hurting its body high in the
air. This specimen was caught by
Mrs. Greenfield, a guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. Spaulding of Pasadena. Calf.
Eccentric fishes have their place in
the collection. such as the trigger-fish.
the Bermuda fle-fsh. the devilfish.
the fishes with lungs and limbs" and
the nags and lampreys. The biology
Of fishes is demonstrated with a Sc
ries of exhibits. and another case is
devoted to the locomotor mechanism
of fishes. In addition TO these speci-
mems there are many paintings of
fish groups and other phases of sea
life.-Louisville Courier-J Journal
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Easier

Suzanne, age six. was taking tea
one afternoon with a neighbor. On
seeing the writing desk she decided
to write short letter to her hostess.
The letter ran as follows:
Dear Northumberland has the
henpox. SUZANNE"
On being asked why she had called
chickenpcx henpox. she said: well.
its much easier TO write"
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A Northland Romance
b.
Robert w. Service
Illustrations By IrUin Myers
wNU Service
STORY FROM THE START

Athol Meldrun. young Scots
man who tells the story leaves
hes mother and brother. GGrry.
10 seek his fortune At San
Francisco. practically nniless.
ne takes q laborer's 5ob. and
meets q fellow adventurer whom
be dubs. the Prodii l. The Prodi-
gal rs anxious 10 ] > the rush
OF gold seekers into Alaska, and
Medium agrees - go with him
after be (the ProdigaD comes
back from a visit 70 his wealthy
father in the East Athol. in
great need, is befriended by lin
Hubbard C--SalEation Linz. When
the Prodigal returns. the three
men JOIN the stampede into the
Frozen North. On the boat Is
Young girl obviously out Of place.
She Is travelling with her grand
father and a hard looking couple
named WinkiestSin who figure as
her uncle and aunt
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ONE BY ONE

A secondhand dealer had Eve
wooden figures he put them together
and called them The Five Senses"
One was sold. so he named the four
The Four Reasons"
Another was sold. so he called the
three "The Three Graces."
Another was sold. so he called the
two Adam and Eve
Another was sold. Sc he called the
remaining one Deserted Vienna
Faun
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Proof Enough

IF you have no radio now why are
you so sure yon wouldnf like oneF
asked the radio salesman
Because" growled his victim. THE
people above me. below me and those
on each side of me all have them and
I'm not going TO ne tortured any more
by having one in our OVID apartment
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Planned

Gerald Gould, the eminent London
critic. was asked by publisher the
otter day what he thought of thu
latest best seller novelist.
Mr. Gould answered thoughtfully:
MANY a shining light is only a
fash IN the pam
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Then. for q moment Of bewilderfng
ecstasy. her lips lay on mine. and
felt them family answer.
Poor yielding lipsl They were cold
as lee.
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The Tie That Binds

The Bride-Are you sure you're
marriage service is just as valid as
any other:
The Justice OF the Peace-More so.
Remember. you prnmised 70 obey this
man. and If you don't can fine you
for contempt of court
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WHERE SHE AGREES

~Well. If you're gonna fuss with
me all day I'm jes going OUT and take
in movie"
well, just you wait a minute"
"Why is there something else you
want TO say?"
mol I'm going to the movies with
you"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-07-19
Iife'x Real Business

Our business in life is not 10 get
ahead of other people. but TO get ahead
Of ourselves. To break our own rec
ord, 10 oufstrip yesterdays by tOdays-
TO bear our trials more beautifully
than we ever dreamed we could :
this is the true idea-to get ahead of
ourselyes.-Mal1bie .. Babcock.
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College Fraternities

There were in 1927. 1861 American
college fraternity buildings. These in
Guided mems. women's, professional.
local mems and local women's frater-
mites; in all 246 societies with total
membership Of 6S3. S44, and with 5. 42s
active chapters in the United States
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Didn't Recognize IL

He and she had just finished a
round OF golf
"What do you think of my golf"
asked she.
81 haven't seen you play yet" said
ne.
why, have just played Is holes
with you!"
"Oh, was that olf?"-Stray Stories
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For Arts Sake

Picture Dealer-An American Of
fered me f2.OO0 for this picture
Cusfomer-I wouldnf offer more
than e..
Dealer-Take five must moi LET
all our old masterpieces go out Of
the counrry.-Passing Show.
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Il told my daughter 10 be home by
ten O'Clock"
-Was she cheerful Ia considering
your inStrucfionsf"
more than cheerful She laughed
out loud"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-07-19

Cases Of reeE-enf eoasfibation
due to insufficient bnH in fbe def
should Jield to Posts Bran Flakes
teifb other parts d fVbeat If yoHr
case rs sbnormaL, consnif a compe-
tent physician at once and folio-s
BIS zd.Iee.
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Unfortunate

Miss Elderleigh was girl who
could have married anybody she
pleased"
"Then why did she remain singieT
'.She didn't please anybody."-Hu-
moriSt
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Shows Benefit of Rest

A man who does heavy manual
work and is in good health is usu-
ally four pounds heavier on Monday
morning after his Sunday rest
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No. the Shock Jumbled 1t

Hubby treading paperl-Just think,
an earthquake has destroyed the Ell
tire Town of Piszikykisky in Poland.
Wife-Was it spelled the same way
before the earthquake?
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Who'a the loxerl

Il was sorry 10 hear that your nus
band ran off with your maid
-0h, II wasn't so bad Her time WAS
up this week end anyway"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-07-19
HER REGULAR DOSE

Doctor-"Whai sCu need Mrs.
Riley, is regular dose OF iron
Washerwoman-.Su an don't I get
a regular dose of fhe iron every day
of me life. docforT
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1929-07-19
The Same Idea

Bow ties are artistic" said Trent
And show a mans natural bent"
well. though not artistic" said
Boggs. 1.-The same thing is true of bow
legs."-Monrreal Star.