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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

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 By Elise Prince When you and l were young, Mag. gie. And spent 70 much time inside ivy. covered walla
 Discussing whether 1t were noblss to give up our lives to the Church Or 60 out and teach at the women'a college in Beirut,
 Little did we think that inside of
 twenty years We should be sitting one noon in an
 overcrovded restaurant Eating lobster Thermidor at two
 dollars and . halt . portion. And debating, over the din of .
 band playing largely for tho
 benefit of persons not present. Exactly what should be done when
 the laundry loses . linen sheet!
 Out of Sight!
 Harrison: Business has turned ths corner" Brewer: "Yes, l can't see 1t at all any more!"
 Arnold W. Brady
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Florida should keep her fruit fly at home. California never lets her earthquakes invade other sections.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

No rain ever feels n wet as when it spoils . perfectly good Sunday afternoon.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
WE TALLY

THE FUN SHOP has never not 'oncci-ver rcprintctl ans. thsag tasat appeared A its osi- unsns.
 However. there has been such . deMsnd for . csssaan few oaf. tooes that h order to satisfy our customers we will include
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

The most enjoyable place to spend the summer is just inside your in- come.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

America likes 10 sec her heroes get higher and higher. if their hats don't.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

you pOIto 10 . mAu even lL you don't need him.
 Even now there are communitiea where 1t is wicked to do anything on Sunday afternoon except long for Monday.
 You can take lessens by mail to increase your will power. or you can practice getting up at night for another blanket.
 Maybe those ancient civilizations were buried by volcanic sshes, and maybe the folks had Spring fever and let their furnace ashes accumu- late.
 The best time to fix the amount of an indemnity is just before the winners foot h removed from the other fellows neck.
 All this nonsense about cars de- priving us of exercise comes from snobs rich enough to hire the car washing done.
 Americanism: Copying the other fellows product and failing still because you can't copy his brains.
 AcQuittal: \ New York method of showing disapproval of Mabel.
 America likes 10 sec her heroes get higher and higher. if their hats don't.
 The most enjoyable place to spend the summer is just inside your in. come.
 The lighter is convenient, but it doesn't seem as worldly and elegant as the art of striking a match with the thumb nail. You, get . reputation on the in. sallment plan. too. but 1t isn't yourl 10 keep until your dead. Lindy ies new record. He racei his motor and splashed mud or spectators and a world wide rsputa, ton.
 Maybe planes are just as safe q automobiles. but the auto drivsl need watch in only four dirsction' to dodge others. Scientists looking for absolut. zero should observe an inland farm, er's sympathy for the stock gambler who is charged 20 per cent fol money.
 Correct this sentence: "I coul. make . pot of money by stealing i. certain mans idea," said he. but am too honorable to do it." Copyright. 1928. Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Gentility is the quality that makes you polite to | man even If you don't need him.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Great men read mystery stories to rest their minds. 4 tired stomach must enjoy hash.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

The lighter is convenient. but 1t doesn't seem as worldly and elegant as the art of striking q match with the thumb nail.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Not Whooplag! Gordon: "aounds as # you've got the whooping cough" Nancy: No, it's the whoopes cough. l vas out on . party last night"
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
THE CARE AND FEEDING OF
 FATHERS
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SNASSOS
 By Newton Fischer
 l-New Faehcrs
 What is the bsst method of feed. ing . New Father? ...
 4 new father should be fed care. fully from . tall glaSs in which ths whiskey hes been raised to the pro. per temperaturs by the introduction of cracked ice and cold mineral va. ter.
 What should . New Father weigh?
 From ono hundred to three hun. drsd pounds. It is generally cus- tomary for new father to loss from twenty-five to fifty pounds on the day preceding tho birth of the baby. Alta the baby is born hs usu. ally gains rapidly.
 When should . New Father first bs able to walk?
 Late in tho afternoon on the day after the baby is born. 1-1e0oral If . Father fusses just before the Baby is born what should be, done to quiet him? A fsx soothing words. such as "Oh stop worrying" or Say listen, Frsd-your wife isn't the first enc to % through this. you know" arc I usually ineffective. Should New Father ever be picked up by his Grandmother. etc. !? 1his ' pet recommended. 3-lliscellaueous How soen may New Father be weaned from the bottle?
 With healthy fathers, the iottls may be given at [. 10. s:30. a:3o, t:so. and every fifteen minutes thereafter.
 At what times during tho day should the room be darkened?
 It is generally advisable to pull down the shades while the father ts bathed or dressed. Should the windows be left open ct night?
 Not without insurance. How may . Father bs taught not to bolt his food? A good sock in the eye Is as ef- fective as anything. When a Father cries continuously for more than ten minutes. what ia it vsuslly siga of: That thA Ia ruA u>, h>s Ank >--. back and he has no dreas shirts.
 Are there any valid objections to kissing . Father?
 Many.
 What are the most common bad habits of New Fathers?
 Talking about the baby and ex. hibitiRs homemade moving picturel of the same. t.... 1 What about exercise? | What ab0pt 1t! -~ T. Generahy the Case! | Mrs. Beck: 50 you let your hai grow back asain?"
 Mrs. Hall: "Oh. no It grew lonl while l was deciding whether to'l le it grow long or not!" | C. L. Monet Notice Found Pasted oa aa Elevato
 Door! No one is reQuisted to ring th bell before eight in the mornin !, feller has to get his slsep don't the and furthermors this tlevator will not be run betwixt IF and 1 oclocl person must have their food no, you can see the. logik of that an on top of everything no one is re quistsd to ring hard on the bell Q more than once I am not deef heerd you but unable to make now have some sense I heerd you am not deef. This Side of Paradise!
 Two hundred thousand dollar simply to dance!" roared the hard boiled theater manager trying to en , gage . very charming and skille, danseuse. why, that's more than " pay President. Hoover to rule tn } whole United States" "If he's 50 much cheaper, ee ' him to dance for you." was tn , sweet retort. Lydia J. Seller
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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

AcQuittal: A New York method of disapproval of Mabel.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
Facts aadEdncies

The final test of greatness i success.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
Generahy the Case!

Ge0ef0Hy the Case! Mrs. Beck: 50 you let your hair grow back asain?" Mrs. Hall: "Oh. no. It grew long while l was deciding whether toilet it grow long or not!"
 C. L. Monet
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
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This Side of Paradise!

Two hundred thousand dollars simply to dance!" roared the hard- boiled theater manager trying to en- rage very charming and skilled danseuse. why, that's more than we pay President. Hoover to rule the whole United States"
 "If he's 30 much cheaper, get him to dance for you." was the sweet retort.
 Lydia J. Seller
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

You, get . reputation on the in. sallment plan. too. but 1t isn't yours 10 keep until yodr dead.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Even now there are communities where 1t is wicked to do anything on Sunday afternoon except long for Monday.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Americanism: Copying the other fellows product and failing still because you can't copy his brains.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Lindy tes new record. He race his motor and splashed mud on
 spectators and world-wid rsputa. ton.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Maybe planes are just as safe aa automobiles, but the auto driver need watch in only four directiona to dodge others.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

All this nonsense about cars de- priving us of exercise comes from snobs rich enough to hire the car washing done.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Correct this sentence: "I could make . pot of money by stealing a certain mans idea" said he. but am too honorable to do it."
 Copyright. 1923. Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Scientists looking for absolute zero should observe an inland farm er's sympathy for the stock gambler who is charged 20 per cent for money.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

You can take lessens by mail to increase your will power. or you can practice getting up at night for another blanket.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06
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New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

The best time to fix the amount of an indemnity is just before the winners foot is removed from the other fellows neck.
New Britain herald., 1929-05-06

Maybe those ancient civilizations were buried by volcanic sshes, and maybe the folks had Spring fever and let their furnace ashes accumu- late.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-10-30
THEFT OF U. S.
DOCUMENTS is
LAID TO REDS
Ex-Soviet Envoy 'BareS'
Additional Revelations
of Spy System.

BIZ United PrCss
PARIS, oct. 30-George Besse-
dovsky, former member of the
Soviet embassy staff here. continued
today his so-called revelations of the
Russian espionage system in France.
Bessedovsky also said that Ameri-
can and British diplomatic docu-
meBts had been stolen by Soviet
spies at Berlin.
After telling the French secret
police of six Soviet "superspies" VINO
direct a vast espionage system in
France" the youthful foe of the
Soviet regime said:
Last year. as the guest of Ambas-
sador Nicholas Krestinsky in Berlin,
1 heard the embassy counsellor adj
wise the ambassador that agents had
obtained valuable and confidential
economic documents from the
American embassy.
He said they hoped to get impor-
tant political documents from the
same source but failed. The Soviet
chief spy Office in Berlin makes all
others appear to be amateurs by
comparison. Soviet agents cover
every embassy, especially the Brit
ish and French.
While 1 was charge d. affaires
in Toxic, many documents were
proposed for sale, chiefly English
and Chinese. In Paris, I know of
only two cases, the recent theft of
the Italian code and the British
code, used for communication with
India"
Bessedovsky recently escaped"
from the Soviet embassy, saying his
life had been threatened because he
opposed the Soviet policies.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-10-30
MIR. OSCAR HORNADAY

MIR. OSCAR HORNADAY
Photo by National Studio. Illinois Bldg.
it is not strange that Konjola does
so many wonderful things, even
when all else tried has failed. for
all of its 80 ingredients-22 of them
the juices of roots and herbS-work
IS together in battling the ills of the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels,
as well as rheumatism, neuritis and
nervousness. The experience of Mr..
Oscar Hornaday, MooreSville, Ind,
near indianapolis. is typical of Kon-
jola at work. Hear the amazing
story of this amazing medicine from
the Konjola Man, who is at the
Hook Dependable Drug Store, I'LL
nois and Washington streets, this
city, where daily he is meeting
those who come to ask about this
medicine that has won numberleSS
friends wherever introduced. After
all, there is no safer. saner, surer
way than to follow in the footsteps
of those who have tested Konjola.
Take the case of Mr. Hornaday,
who said to the Konjola Man few
days ago:
How I wish had taken this ia
nous Konjola in the first place
Thing of the suffering and expense
I could have escaped. For three
years I suffered from stomach trou-
BILE and constipation. And mine
was no light case; I don't suppose
anyone ever suffered more with
their stomach than 1 did. Regard
less of what 1 ate, even water,
caused intense, cramping pains. Gas
formed in great quantities; my
stomach bloated. and 1 had wild
heart palpitationS. A hot liquid and
bits of undigested food came into my
mouth leaving a nasty, bitter taste.
Chronic constipation made matters
worse and I was continually taking
strong laxatiVcS for temporary relief
Naturally. I was weak and run down.
and the constant misery caused me 10
become very nervous. | actually
thought my case hopeless as in all
this time had been unable TO find
a medicine TO help me. and l tried
Aeverything recommended.
We'll. ! finally found medicine of
real merit. and that Is konjola. Two
weeks after I started taking this Won
derful medicine a most remarkable
change come over my entire system.
and thereafter | got better fast. I
could note the Improvement day by
day. as my nerves Gained. my appetite
and. desire to eat returned and my
digestion improved. My bowels were
regulated too. and l could almost feel
he poiSons heing swept from my Sys-
6stem. In another two weeks ! was my
bold self. Do you wonder that l praise
Konjo
{ That's the kind Of medicine Kou-
1ola IS one that keepS the faith: ;
THAT gets results, even after all else
stried has failed. A medicine that makes
good.
The Konjola Man IS At the Hook De
ADendable Drug Store, Illinois and
Washington streets. Indianapolis. where
BE is meeting the public daily, intro
lucing and explaining the merits Of
Ibis new aud different medicine. '-Ad-
a ertisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-10-30
THOUGHT CASE
HOPELESS BUT
KONJOLA WON!
"HOw / Wish | Fad Taken This New
Medicine in the First Place"
Says Grateful Man.

Konjola is more than medicine,
rich in restorative powers, but a
tonic of exceptional merit, aiding
Nature in cleansing, invigorating
and building up the system. And
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-10-30
Bandit Takes $500

HUNTINGTON, Ind, Oct. 30.-A
middle-aged bandit robbed the safe
in an insurance company's office of
$500 after covering Miss Gretchen
Gemmers. a clerk, with a revolver.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-10-30

Colds are serious. Even mild
cases are dangerous. Remember
KONJOLA COLD COMPOUND
ltablets) is giving amazing relief
to thousands of cold sufferers
every year. These tablets are
of the same high quality as
Konjola.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-10-30

fascinating creation home What good TASTE
loneliness tomorrow without fall
Arm Chair upholstered
mui-coored Jacquard; cushions
The Washington times., 1929-10-24
WORLD LEPERS
ESTIMATED At
100000

NEW YORK. Oct. 24.-ATlsslonaries
and physicians affiliated with Ieper
missions In many countries at.
tended the annual autumn confer
ence Of the American Mission TO
Lepers, at the Presbyterian Build.
ing. 15s Fifth Ave. The chief
speaker was Or. Shirley w. Wynne,
commissioner Of health. who de.
scribed the methods OF supervising
leprosy cases in New York city.
OF the II cases In the city, he
said, only two are OF such char.
acter that they are under hospital
care. The others, being not dan
gerous, are free. with only one
restriction, that they must not work
In restaurants. Two patients are
confined to the Kingston Avenue
Hospital. Almost all are of foreign
birth, the list including six Rus.
SLAMS, five from the British West
Indies. three from Dutch Guinea,
two Italians, one from the Virgin
Islands, ono from the Philippines,
and one from Spain.
DR.. Robert II. II. Goheen, In
charge OF the leper mission at
Venguria, India, said that there
were more than 1000, 900 lepers
in India, with Venguria the center
OF q district Of 10000. According
to DR.. Victor Heiser, Far East
director Of the Rockefeller Founda-
ton, he said, there are about 3d.
000,O lepers in the world.
DR.. Goheen said that the present
trend OF treatment was the use Of
the out-patient clinic, the camp and
the hospital. Leprosy Is not as
contagious an II used to be thought.
he explained, because the disease
runs q cycle, OF which only the
middle period is contagious. Patients
in the early stages are treated at
clinics and permitted to continue
work. Hospitals are used for the
middle stages and camps for patients
crippled in the final stages but no
longer a menace to society.
DIR. David McConaugly, of New
York, who has completed q world
tour Of leper colonies, reported
that he disbursed 1925, 900 last
year and that the budget for 1929
would call for s27S,495. Forty dol
lars is the average cost Of caring
for q leper patients
The Washington times., 1929-10-24
PEASANT BUYS
LAND ON MOON

A strange case Of rural innocence
is reported in the Warsaw press. A
well.to-do peasant came to Warsaw
from his native village to do some
SHOPPING. At the market he heard
two men discussing the bad times.
One man said he had decided to
emigate to the United States.
The other man was not impressed
and assured him that America was
no use now for those seeking for
tunes and that the moon was to be
the next great paradise for ambi.
tious 'emigrants.
The peasant opened his big ears
wider and heard what wonderful
things had been written In the news
papers about airships ana proiec-
tiles going to the moon. Apparently
that poetic planet already had been
reached and revealed land rich with
gold and silver.
Insinuating himself into this high.
" interesting discussion, he soon
discovered that the man OF knowl.
edge was q mining engineer who
had actually had the good fortune
to acquire some of the valuable land
on the moon.
Soon the peasant was offering
the engineer a sum Of money for
just a small portion OF the land
which was to make him a million
aire. Finally the engineer agreed
to this.
A lawyer was found. a contract
was drawn UP. Money changed
hands. But the drink which accom-.
panied all this legal business sent
the peasant to sleep in the inn
where the transactions took place.
When he awoke the strangers
and lawyer had disappeared with
his money, and when he informed
the police. who at first took him tc
be a lunatic. he discovered sadly
that his innocence and cupidity
had cost him a large sum Of hard
earned money.
The Washington times., 1929-10-24
KING USES
CARE ON SEED

sHELBYVILLE, Ind. Oct. "a. Il.
N.S).--Peter Lux, who lives near
here and who three times won the
title OF "Corn King of America" at
Chicago's International Hay and
Grain Show, spent nearly q day in
selecting q busheI and a half Of
seed corn from the field, but the
seed he picked yielded % bushels
more an acre than the average.
Lux searches for well matured
ears on green stalks, not merely ears
that have apparently ripened early,
he said. Kernels must be well
ripened but not chaffy. The plant
must be in a full-stand hill with
plenty of room.
Seed corn Is selected by Lux in
the field shortly before the killing
frosts or very soon after. He never
waits until the plants are all dead.
other considerations are the
height of the ears, the way they
hang from the plant, their position
on the stalks and the fertility OF
the soil. However, Lux does not
pick from the most fertile part of
the field because he believes that
corn that has had that advantage
may not mature on less fertile
ground.
The Washington times., 1929-10-24
WE'D S6 DAYS,
ASKS DIVORCE

PHILADELPHIA, oct. 24.--Mrs.
Ella May setton. 1s.year-old High
land Park bride, who lived with her
husband. Harry Seton, So days and
then separated, yesterday filed suit
in Media Common Pleas Court for
divorce on the grounds Of cruel and
barbarous treatment.
IN her petition she alleged that
several days after their marriage
on May 4, her husband informed
her she was only a trial bride"
The husband, who Is IS ana con.
nected with q Philadelphia coal
company, told her, she said, that
as a member of love cult he had
been advised to marry her only on
welded life had been advised by
cult leaders that they were not
suited for one another.
They Continued living together,
the petition said, untfl June IL. At
that time he still maintained she
was only trial bride" and she re.
turned home.
The bride Is q daughter Of
George f. Nelson, of Highland
Park, and since leaving her hus.
band has been attending business
school in Philadelphia, preparatory
to going into business.
The cult bridegroom, It was said,
is a graduate OF Girard College,
and met his bride through business
friends. They had known each
other only a short time.
The Washington times., 1929-10-24

The New York directorate meets
today. 1t was expected that the
Federal Reserve Board would be in
session to receive any communica-
tion that might come from the New
York institution.
Reserve board officials declined to
discuss the possibility OF rate de-
crease. They admitted, however,
that Il appeared TO be more prob
able now, following the unprece-
dented crash in the stock market
yesterday clilnaxing q fortnight Of
bearish activity, than at any time
since late 1927.
There seemed little doubt but that
the board would approve whatever
action was taken by the New York
bank.
Might Check Wave
Government financial experts
thought that q decrease in the New
York rate would have at least a.
Temporary psychological effect and
might check the terrific wave Of
selling that has marked the market
in the last two weeks. Opinion was
divided as to whether q change in
the rate would have q permanent
effect.
Attention was called to the fact
that the successive increases in the
New York and other rates, featured
by q jump of al full per cent by the
New York bank some months ago
when bank credit vas being alb
sorbed rapidly by the speculative
market had no effect whatever, and
that speculation continued to gain
momentum. One element held. from
results of the rate increases. that a
decrease might not halt selling ex.
cept temporarily.
A continuation Of the down-ten-
dency OF the market probably will
result in decreases in all of the re-
serve bank rates ev entually,
although owing to the confused
situation today 1t appeared doubt
fui when this would take place,
Easy Money" Seen
The bear market normally will
be attended by rapidly decreasing
brokers loans, and as the require
ments of the market for credit de.
cline, the probability of easy
money! will increase.
While the spectators are losing
billions of dollars on the market,
productive business and industry
will gain in the end through a re