Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-03-28


Fashion experts say that the hustle
is coming back again. Maybe so, but
ii So, what is going to become of the
rumble seat roadsters
We don't know where Calvin Cool
idge spent his first evening back in
Northampton but we would be willing
to bet little money that it wasn't
at cabaret.
| The old fashioned woman who used
to brag about her light biscuits has
a daughter who takes great pride in
her light feet.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to
have a two-car complex ON single
flivver salary.
Somebody quotes Mr.. Hoover as
stating that the Everglades are like
the garden of Eden. But we are re-
liably informed that Miami is bet
ter place to raise Cain.
-
Queen Mary of England went shop
| ping recently in ten cent store.
But of course she can afford to buy
new jewelry every time it turns
green.
The old fashioned boy who used to
sneak away to the haymow to read
Nick Carter and Old King Brady has
grown rich now and buys the same
thing in better binding at two dol
lars copy.
The fellow who almost got ap-
pointed to office now knows how the
fisherman feels after the best one
got away
The girl who paints herself ought
| to remember that the zebra is beauti-
fully stripped but remains jackass
just the same.
Speaking Of reducing the debts
which Europe owes US, why not make
it unanimous and reduce everybody's
debts But making it unanimous
might not be exactly popular with
the international bankers.
Plans have been filed for the cree
tion of a fifty three story hotel in
New York City. Wonder what it will
cost to get the bell boy to deliver
a pitcher of ice water to the top
floor?
What has become of the old fash
Toned mother who used to feed the
kids sassafras tea every March to
thin the blood?
Mexico hasn't built any fifteen
cruisers lately and yet she is all filled
up with war. How come?
1t will be noted that when the
fighting was hot about Juarez, Amer
lean soldiers armed to the teeth,
watched the border to prevent the
belligerents from coming over on
American territory. Doubtless Mr..
] Frederick J. Libby would have had
: these soldiers armed with cream
. puffs or the copy of Mrs. Cats lat
: est speech on peace.
Things certainly do improve. The
, old fashioned house was all cluttered
: up with vegetable bins in the base
/ ment, but in the new ones all they
have to have in the kitchen is q
; built-in can opener and an ash tray.
Life surely is one thing after an
other. We just get through with the
coal man, when it's time to pay the
10, LaF
forget about this the ice man is upon
US again.
Scientists now say that the interior
of the earth is constructed like an
onion. Maybe that's why the poet re-
ferred to Mother Earth as this vale
of tears.
Up to this time we have been UNI
able to find out what the Mexican
revolution is all about and we doubt
whether one per cent Of the fellows
who are fighting know what it is
about either.
Some newspaper rises to ask
whether those Democrats who voted
for Hoover are still Democrats. 1t
might be all right to call them first
class Democrats once removed.
Somehow house slippers, the kind
you wear around the home, last long
err than they used to.--Council Bluffs
Noppareil.
4 The Queen of England went shop
ping, but they were careful to keep
the news from reaching the king. No
body wishes a relapse now.-Min-
neapolis Journal
NOTICE.
u. S. Land office, Great Falls,
Montana, Feb s, 1929.
To Whom 1t May Concern: Notice
is hereby given that the State Of
Montana, acting under the provisions
Of an Act of Congress, approved Feb
ruary %, 1891, has made application
for the selections Of the following
land, to-wit:
Lots IL & IL, Sec. A, Twp. 27N
Rye. 27W. NEASEA. NEA NV