The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1929-12-13

Seen, heard and imagined: Ar
thur c. Erickson, city attorney,
smoking five cent cigars while Ia
king tickets at the old time dance
in the Farmer Labor Temple. 4.
Bert Torstenson smoking ten cent
cigars while reading the Saturday
Evening Post, anon selling tickets
at a dollar q throw Under
sheriff Bob Smith with his mega
phone calling on the folks to get
their partners for a square dance
and keeping an eye on Erickson
Philip BourasSa Transforming
a schottische into a fox trot, &C
companied by a sweet young thins
who murmured, mot so fast Phil"
-. Oscar Collins, stately and pa
triarehal. watching the merrymak-
ers with benevolent eyes and bless
ing his stars for their good be-
haviour he would not have TO
put anybody IN jail Charlie
SquireS and Herbert Shirtliff gaz-
ing wistfully at the agile Mr.. Ka-
Won doing a two-step and wishing
they had taken dancing lessons
young men offering two-bit
pieces for spectators tickets and
getting rebuked women ad-
mitted free of charge is
bachelor tax legal or should every
unhitehed male have a Soulmate?
We learn that Plentywood is
about to be saved from the nico-
tine peril. God help US. The
Grand Putting Meerschaum of
The National Pipe Smokers League
assures US that his organization rs
entirely devoid OF ideals. Still we
are suspicious. We have seen too
many organizations that started
cut right, fall into the hands or
designing individuals. What would
happen if the Noble White Owl
got control of the League? Let
the rank and file be on guard.
Some naive people labor under
the deluSion that Mr.. John Dwyer,
our eminent bootician did not rel
ish our ARCHAEOLOGICAL poem last
week clarifying his dash for safe
ty from the prohibs. YEAH
drawled Jack TO a group of kidders
IN the City Cafe, Its good adver :.
tising. My place is Just as much
entitled to a little publicity as
"Nig" Collins chicken ranch" A
knock is not always a bust.
When is Louis Moe, combination
barber and fight promoter going
10 stage another boxing match
Ash Moore is all ready with an.
other picture of Louis IN a bellig-
erent pose and we hear that as
soon as Max Hueth is relieved
from jury duty, he is prepared to
takes on the whole county. ~The
grub was fine" said Max.
According to reports, Jurors
have excellent appetities. Restaur-
ant keepers are hoping for an epi-
iemic of petty crime-nothing
serious-to make up for the slack
ness Of business due to the bad
wheat crop. Tenderloin steaks
with onions and beets, carrots, eel
cry and what'n you have? sur.
keep the waitress's punch busy and
helD to make the cash register
jingle. After all, only for law Vi
olators the army of unemployed
would be much larger than it is?I
Puzzle: why do sheriffs, county at
.orneys and lawyers IN general
make speeches IN behalf of law OBJ
servanee? Answer: they don't.
Tailors and doctors should be
Exempt from jury service. Doctors
lave only to say that they are ex-
'ecting a confinement call any
moment and they are relieved of
iuty but it wouldn't do a tailor
my good to tell the Judge that he
must have a pair of pants pressed
or a new customer Immediately or
'ooner and wishes to be let off. Is
hat fair?
Sign on a hotel bedroom door:
yuests will not be permitted to en-
ertain company OF the opposite
'ex IN their room. THERE Is A
oARLOR ON THE FIRST FLOOR
NOR THIS PURPOSE. Doo-doo-
lle-e-Doo.
THE MYSTERIOUS SCRIBE.