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The Washington times., 1929-11-06
THE MARRY
GO-ROUND
.Bv Helen Rowland.

TE1E Maxims Of the Seven
l. Hundreth wife. to give
wisdom to the foolish and di-
version to the wise.
My Daughter, consider the
damSel Of 1929: for her per
plexitieS are many and her
problems are great. And all
the ways of man are confus-
ing unto her. Alas, she knoweth
not whether to turn backward
or go forward!
Behold, she knoweth not
whether to continue to shear
her locks and be independent
or to let them grow long and
"go feminine" She is uncer-
tain whether to adorn herself
in trailing skirts and be Seduc.
tive-or to cling unto short
skirts and be youthful and
comfortable.
She feareth to let a man kiss
her lest he put her down in
Glass G" with the cheap ones
and the eaSily-loved-and-f forgot
ten.
Yet, she trembleth to refuse
his kisses, lest he write her
down "flat-tire" and classify
her among the antiques and the
joy-killers and the prudes.
She knoweth not whether to
appear sophisticated and Gym
ical, lest she frighten men to
death-or to appear simple and
sentimental. and peradventure
bore them to death.
She hesitateth to marry and
relinquiSh her freedom to be-
come only Somebody's Rib"
Yet, she feareth to stay single,
lest when her years are full
and her chin double, she may
be ''Nobody's Darling"
She knoweth not whether to
take men seriously and thereby
risk disillusionment and heart
aches-or to take them lightly
and thereby miss loves thrills.
and in time become hard
boiled"
For the men Of today are
not as the men Of yesterday.
who were easily handled. easily
put off and woman-trained. I
Nay, the men Of today have
become wise to women" and
they are exceeding altar-Shyl
No longer will they pursue
q damSel; yet, if she pursueth
them, they are Sickened and
make haste to escape. No
longer do they offer a woman
tenderness and devotion; yet,
If she falleth not for their
casual love-making, they are
aggrieved and reproaehful and
soon depart
The Washington times., 1929-11-06
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

The ultimate result Of shield
ing men of folly is to fill the
world with fools. spencer
No beauty's like the beauty Of
the mind. cooke
He prayeth best who loveth best.
All things both great and small.
-Coleridge.
To doubt "a safer than to be
secure. - Messenger
The Washington times., 1929-11-06
Big Corporation Laboratories
UncIe Sam Should Have Hi.

MFR WHALEN, New York police chief, sent police air
IVA plane after escaping by boat overhaued the boat
and brought back the wanted much surprised.
Individuals usually ahead of governments in ideas
Eventually the government will realize that the flying machine
q really success and take interest in developing it,
At present. government relies private individuals work
ing they must for profit and therefore unable unwilling
TO make the costly experiments that idea requires
he great industrial companies consider experiment neces
cary part Of their work Mr. Sloan OF General Motors main
tais for his company staff Of engineers and chemists such
the Government ought to have developing ideas The
true of Standard OIL United States Steel and other
great industries.
Their scientists are allowed free rein in experiment regard
less Of cost.
Earhs richest government the United States Of America,
might afford something like that at least for defense
Our country resembles huge powerful indusiay but
incapable of effective edefense Half dozen wolves could
worry any to DEATH then eat it. 49,.
few marauding airpanes could worry this country,
especially if they struck simultaneously at Washington D. O.
and New Yorks Wall Street district
The Washington times., 1929-11-06

Betwixt two vices every virtue
lies. Whitehead.
1t is only the dead that do not
return. -Barers.
) And a woman is only a woman,
but a good cigar is a smoke.
-Kipling.
Tc do well to a bad man is
as great 4 danger as to do M to
= good loans -Platus.
The Washington times., 1929-11-06
Lies Ups and Downs
Success and Peace Are Not For All.

ONE goes way, toward the top another goes
~ another.
Nearly half century ago Alfred Hark5en worked at the
Bench beside Thomas A. Edison.
Harksen has continued working at the bench Now he is
aeventour years old and crippled by being scalded at his
work He hopes that Henry Ford who buys old queer things
viii purchase horsepower motor that Harken
featured in 1886.
The Washington times., 1929-11-06

You can see through it all now can't you SENATOR
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

recently the most beautiful lake near
Rome, the hulk has appeared in all
its dilapidation Its worn beams, en-
tirely bare of those ornaments of
marble, copper and mosaic that We're
described with such glowing color,
have been kept together only by the
mud of the bottom of the lake. Now
that they have been exposed to the
sun, they are in danger of crumbling
away altogether and the two firms
that have undertaken its salvage at
their own expense hastily had it
boarded up, while continuing pumping
operations, though on a reduced
scale, as the rapid pumping of the
last six months not only caused land
slides, but may throw the beams of
the hulk apart altogether.
Psychologists and antiquarians are
not so disappointed as the general
public, nor do they share the anger
of the Nemi peasants, whose famous
strawberry beds, which used to reach
to the waters edge, are damaged by
the withdrawal of moisture and the
frequent landslides.
They point out that once the water
is drained from the galley's keel, and
the cooler weather makes it possible
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
4 WISE SELECTION

At the annual STATE Convention OF
the Montana Farmers Union. held at
LewistoVn last week John 7. Kelly
OF Castagne was elected its president
for the coming year.
That organization did credit % Il
self when it honored Carbon County
in the selection of its president. No
better selection could have been
made. Mr.. Kelly served six years as
County Commissioner of Carbon
County and two terms as Secretary
of the State Association of County
Commissioners. He is able. hon
est, courageous and energetic and for
years has been an active worker for
the principles advocated by the Far
mers Union.
II real integrity counts for any
thing and if merit is the measure of
the man, John T. Kelly will prove to
be the best president the Montana
State Farmers Union ever had
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

to remove the boarding, it will be SIM
pie enough to remove the hulk beam
by beam and reconstruct it on the
shores of the lake, where a small
museum is to be built for its reeep-
ton.
Whether the operation will solve
the riddle of how galleys of ancient
Rome were propelled remains to be
seen.
Former attempts to save this one
did more harm than good. Large
quantities of wood taken from it were
sold for fuel, and the better parts
made into "keepsakes,' such as snuff
boxes and walking sticks.
As to the precious marbles and
bronzes with which the barges were
covered, local rumor has it that the
Emperor Caligula, being in play
full mood, sunk the boats on purpose,
with his friends on board to see what
they would do when in danger of
drowning, but carefully had every
lIllllS Vi value TelnOfGu. lie ulSCOf-
cry of large VOLTS head in copper,
a few tiles and some long copper nails ]
does not entirely refute this legend.
for the heads were used as figure
heads, and the tiles may have covered
a cabin. One head, evidently the twin
of that found near the hulk recently,
has been in Terme museum in Rome |
for some years. The copper nails
were purely ornamental, as experts
who examined the hulk found the
beams were kept together by dove
.ailing one into the other.
Now that the barge near the shore
has proved disappointing, archeolo-
sists hopes are centered on the one
urther out which, they say, will be
n better condition, as neither peas .
nts nor relic hunters could get at it
o easily. But the two firms who are
Undertaking their salvage for purely
atriotic reasons have already spent
yer 100000 liras {S75,O00) against
n estimated 100000 liras ($10,0O0).
md il is not certain that they will
e able to attack the second vessel,
Fhich would prove even more costly.
he estimate was that both would be
lid bare by next October.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
Cloud Cinemas Made Possible
by Symposium of Ameri-
can Scientific Genius.

A MEXICAN inventive genius
IA in the laboratories of several
f. \ OF our largest corporations
recently Joined hands to make a
Jules Verne dream come true.
Only a few years ago anyone
who predicted that we would have
flying theatres would have run the
grave risk OF being rushed to the
observation ward of the nearest
asylum.
Yet the flying movies are here.
Within the last two weeks this
miracle of modern science has been
perfected and regular passengers
bound from coast to coast in AZ
hours are Witnessing motion pic
lures above the clouds.
Newsreels. comedies and super
production click off in perfect shape
10000 feet in the air travelling 100
miles an hour!
The miracles reputed to the an
clent magicians seem insignificant
When compared with the fact that
you may now lounge comfortably
IN your big armchair, watching a
complete motion picture show while
hying over the tallest peaks Of the
Rockies.
Meticulous scientists, working In
distant and unrelated laboratories
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
Police Use Radio
Equipped Plymouths

With the purchase of seven new
radio-equipped Plymouth sedans, Hi
ghland Park, Michigan, becomes the
first city in the world to completely
motorize its police force" according
to the Chief of Police Of that city.
These Plymouths, with two Chrys-
Ter models previously purchased, COM
prise the complete fleet that enables
the entire force of eighteen patrol
men to cover their beats quickly and
efficiently.
while other cities have used radio
equipped automobiles to advantage
for some time the chief explained,
Highland Park is the first city to
completely motorize it's force with
this equipment The only officers
on the force who are not riding in
equipped cars are those who are
assigned to traffic duty at the i'm
portant street intersections and few
employed in the business district to
inspect the doors of business estab-
lishments to see that they are prop
erly locked.
"The advantages of such a system
are numerous he continued. "Now
instead of one officer patrolling each
beat we have two travelling in each
car. These two officers in their car
cover the beat in 30 minutes whereas
before it took one officer, walking,
three hours.
eve have checked the progress
made by patrolmen and find that now
the entire city is covered eight times
as often as before.
"In addition to the Plymouth cars,
two patrol wagons are likewise equip
ped with radio
Such idea of the efficient manner
in which these cars operate is to be
found in the police records. One of
the first calls to be received after
the cars were put in operation was
bank alarm Within two minutes af-
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

made possible this really astound-
ing achievement The Edison Lamp
works Of the General Electric
Company built a special lamp to
use In the air movie camera; the
National Carbon Company provided
special Eyeready battery equipment
and the Duograph Company CON
structed an extremely light alumni
mum protector. Universal Pictures
Corporation and Transcontinenta
Air Transport offered the planes
and pictures.
The unique difficulties In the way
or complete success or the flying
movies were overcome by patient
and skillful research. The Edison
Lamp Works had to build movie
lamp Of miniature proportions and
yet 50 rugged that it would with
stan all shocks. The question of
night for the camera was al-im-
portant. 1t was obviously impossl.
Die to draw on the ignition system
OF the airplane. So the National
Carbon Company engineers put to-
gether IA dry cells and hooked
them up In such an ingenious way
th hey operated the air movie
sfuw for six hours running.
This symposium OF technical
Drains resulted in the complete
success of the flying theatres and
from now on air movies will be
one of the big thrills OF the two day
trip from coast to coast.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

iNt Aoo pAVhioiS uNtfTuu llielI.
Mr. Mitchell is one of the DON'T
nant figures in American finance
today and a member of the New
York Federal Reserve Bank.
In reply to question about
brokerage loans. Mr.. Mitchell said,
People do not. as rule, UNDER
stand brokerage loans. | notice in
the newspapers that sls5,060. 900
rights were taken up This merely
means a shifting In the form of
credit but nothing alarming. There
Is no increase in credit There has
only been shifting in the form of
credit.
As to present rediseount rates.
MIR. Mitchell said, Certainly, in my
opinion. a lowering of interest rates
IS desirable as one of the things
that would cure our present ditti-
cultles as they are. Lower interest
levels will help build a bond mar
ket, give us mortgage market.
help generally in steel and all other
great industries | think any OBJ
serving man would agree that
working toward a lower interest
base il to be desired
DR.. julius Klein. assistant seere-
tary OF Commerce, recently issued
a warning TO American manufae-
turers attempting to hurdle foreign
trade barriers by establishing
branch factories abroad. DR.. Klein
points out that manufacturers are
liable to be tripped by obstacles
which they overlook in their en-
thusiasm for the enterprise. Many
executives fail to realize that the
Jealousy of competitors In foreign
countries often leads to trouble for
the migrating manufacturer. he
said.
Foreign tariff iaws can be
changed with greater facility than
our own. and the manufactures who
starts business in a foreign country
because certain provisions of the
customs laws there seem to make il
sAEA -.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

advisable. may find that the law
has been changed at the behest of
competitors. and that he is worse
off than before.
Voluntary action within the trade
to eliminate unfair practices in
grocery distribution for the benefit
of the consumer and of all factors
In the worlds largest industry will
be the purpose of the Second An
nual Grocery Trade Conference at
washington, d. c., on November 8.
Functioning under the auspices OF
the Federal Trade Commission. the
conference is headed by an execu-
tive committee comprising members
OF the six major grocery assoeia-
tons. An advance registration ap-
preaching l,00S manufacturers,
wholesalers, chain store operators.
brokers' and retailers indicates the
vital and immediate Importance Of
improving distribution methods. ac-
cording to II. r. Draekett. chairman
= 49, &pAiNh tiieN i4hGtullNE 1Qtl-
mittee. who said that the meeting
would be the largest distribution
conference ever arranged.
Resolutions designed to eliminats
or regulate doubtful practices in the
interests OF the trade, the govern
ment and the public. and other
statements and proposals may be
submitted Cor the consideration Of
the Conference after prior submls-
sion to the executive committee. An
educational program In furtherancs
of the announced purpose OF elimi-
mating unfair methods will be au-
thoritatively presented as the result
of studies extending over the period
of a year. &F8R ~
Production and distribution are
being maintained at a level we'll
above that Of 1923, according to the
October report OF the Conference OF
Statisticians in Industry. operating
under the auspices of the National
Industrial Conference Board.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

ter the alarm had been turned in. five
OF the Plymouths with ten officers
were at the bank.
Another advantage of the system
is that It Is an easy matter to keep in
touch with each patrolman. Should
the station wish toaget in touch with
any particular officer, he is spoken to
over the radio and he immediately
calls from the nearest phone. The
average length of time necessary to
get in touch with an officer has prov
ed, to be thirty seconds.
Inc entire system is very much of
success, according to the chief
We expect to see many other cities
following our example in the future.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

hearts of women. Then, made ten
der and worthy of eternal attain
ment, go onward, Oh Montana! On
ward unflinchingly and unfailingly,
teaching your sons to be men of God
and the State, leading your daughters
to the portals of lovely homes where
they may reign as Heavens perfect
queens.
Hail, Montana thrice hail, and may
you have many happy returns of the
day.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
ROMAN SHIP Barred
IN DRAINED LAKE
CALIGULA'S GALLEY DISAP
points ITALIANS

Rome Caligula's galley, about
which so much has been written in
Italy and elsewhere, is proving a dis
appointment to the Italians, and a
source of worry to the peasants of
Nemi, whose medieval city overlooks
the lake in which the galley was
sunk.
Now that several million gallons
have been drained from what was till
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
Bladder Irritation

If functional Bladder Irritation
glisturbs your sleep, causes Burning
or Itching Sensation, Backache or
Leg Pains, making you feel tired,
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not try the Cystex 48 Hour Test?
Don't give up. Get Cystex today at
anv drug store. Put it to the test
See for yourself what it does. Money
back if it doesn't bring quick inn
-provenent, and satisfy you com
.pletely. Try Cystex today. Only 60c.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
WHEN WINTER COMES

1t makes me sad,
When Winter comes,
With piercing wind,
And stormy day,
When SHOWS enshroud,
Each hill and vale
And landscape too,
Alas, [ say,
The very thought,
My spirit numbs,
IL makes me sad
When Winter comes.
1t makes me sad
When Winter comes
The birds go South,
The flowers die
And withered leaves
And blossoms rare
Their hour past
In silence lie
But those, kind friend
Alas, All no
Are not the causes
OF my woe.
1t makes me sad
When Winter Games
] get darn mad
When Winter comes,
Though time and tide
Go on apace,
Of happiness
There's not trace,
My spirits droop
When I must scoop
That Gosh darn sidewalk
Round my place.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
CARD OE THANKS

We wish to thank our friends for
the kind and beautiful expressions of
sympathy extended to US during the
illness and the death of our husband
and father, Bernard Kattenbelt.
MRS. BERNARD KATTENBELT
MRS. JOHN OVERGAAG,
MRS. HENRY KRAY, 49,
MRS. MARIE DuMEZ.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

Leon Hendricks, 4 farmer living
near Ercnzbe1g PLANTED N Old hog
LOT q IL aeaes . sugar bets this
year. Last weelf II harvested more
than s TINS u ses6s rum tie plot.
which yelled linz more than $3.50 %.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07

Cars used for this purpose must
be fast, dependable, roomy enough to
carry the radio apparatus, and safe"
he concluded. "The Plymouths that
we are using are ideally suited for
the work"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
GOOD YIELD

Bean threShing n the vicinity q
Silisia Is completed. The general
average for the valley WIS from Il
to 16 sacks Per acre though soma
farmers report Weld u mere Eaan
20 sacks per aers-
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
A Digest of Industrial Progress

1 iiai-ro II MllCHElls chairman onalC Bank
- New York who
Paris and London country thai he re-
sded the present condition
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
MONTANA,S BIRTHDAY

Forty years ago tomorrow a fair
sdebutante was admitted into the sis
4erhood Of states; maiden she was,
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1929-11-07
DriftWOOd
From the River of Live
BY E. P. C0NWELL
:. : :.
ENTERPRISE

4 new auto bus has been purchased
for the use Of pupils attending the
Belfry schools.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-01
SPELLING
 MUCH NEEDED

Our present complicated, cumbersome and pompously silly method of spelling has no reasonable excuse for lo- ing. and should be abolished.
 The newspaper business, with it's allied printing trades, brings out in most vivid man. ner the unnecessary waste of time, labor and money caused by the usage of millions of su- perfluous letters every day in the printing industry alone. In the very article you are now perusing there are dozens of letters used for which there is no real need or excuse.
 Simplified spelling is coming.
 A common-sense way of writing or printing what one means cannot be forever held off by apathy, perversity or human reluctance to give up the old, familiar things.
 Eventually, but why not now?
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-01

is cheaper than riding and far more restful to body and mind"
 Those who have the courage to adopt his suggestion and leave the car standing in the garage for a few nights while they promenade, unhonked and unhonking, in the peace full twilight, will find not only that he is right but also will find that they have been over looking a most delightful and healthful pleasure.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-01
THE PROMENADE

A contemporary writer be- walls the passing of the old custom of 'promenading" on pleasant evenings, and wishes that it might be restored. And his plea is not one devoid of praiseworthy reasons.
 Not so long ago the summer twilight in almost every com munity found groups of peo- ple-nice people strolling quietly along the streets, stop ping to chat with other groups and combining social inter- course, mild after-dinner ex- ercise and enjoyment of the pest part of the day in a fash ion as inexpensive as it was charming and conducive to health and neighborliness. As
 he champion of the promen- ade points out, it is a pity that he fashion of tearing about in motor cars, with little result but the exhaustion of purse and nervous energy, has so completely superseded this calmer method of enjoyment. "Use your legs" he urges. Tt
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-01
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
GET ACQUAINTED

It is astonishing how slow many people are in getting acquainted. Not merely do strangers find it hard to make friends, but old-time residents will not speak to each other. People may meet each other on the street for months and even years and never give any sign of recognition. Yet they know each other very we'll and would like in most instances to get acquainted, but they have not been introduced.
 These same unbending people may be charming in their own circles and full of kind and generous thoughts for others. Their attitude does not necess- arily mean that they are proud or "stuck-up." It frequently is due to an exaggerated feel ing of propriety or bashfulness, an idea that they will be con- sidered forthputting if they dis regard strict etiquet.
 A town where this spirit ex- ists has a cold pail of distance stifling it's people. They cannot form friendships they need for their own welfare and the de- velopment of the community. People get false ideas of each other and look on each other as naughty. They draw back in their own little shells, and no neighborly spirit is developed.
 Needless to say, this is a de- cidedly wrong attitude in most instances and especially so in the case of small town resi- dents. In such communities the residents should be much like one big family.
 For this reason we believe it would be a good rule here in Hyder when two men or two women have met each other enough to know each other by sight to get acquainted without waiting for introductions. As isolated strangers they are an obstacle to the unity of the town. When they once get to know each other, and discuss their common interests, they become good neighbors and a force for community progress and benefit.