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The Washington times., 1929-02-22
PRESIDENT I IS
ON THE AIR
TONIGHT

Concentrating the one hundred
and ninety.seventh anniversary OF
the Father of Our Country, patriotic
addresses and musical programs will
be filling the air in all parts OF
the nation.
: The day marks another aston,
that it may be the last, on which
the voice of Calvin Coolidge Will be
broadcast as the President OF the
United States,
Coolidge will make the formal
address at the mid.winter convo-
cation of students at George
Washington University. The broad
cast, which shall be sent over the
network of the National Broadcast
ing Company System, will be made
from the University Auditorium, at
S:15 D. m. o'clock.
At the conclusion of the speech,
both the President and Mrs. Coolidge
will be presented with honorary
Earlier in the evening, Charles
Evans Hughes, former presidential
candidate, will speak over the N. B.
C. chain on 1.-The Debt the Nation
Owes George Washington. Mr..
Hughes will be introduced to the
radio audience by Frederick William
Vile.
At p. m. the United States Ma
rine Band will offer a program under
the direction of Capt. Taylor Bran
son.
A violin solo by William F, Santel-
mann has been included among the
exceptionally well-chosen numbers,
Of which two movements from the
lovely Sixth Symphony, by Tschai.
kowsky, will form the feature.
WRC's musical offerings include
the Cities Service Brass Ca alters
and Cities Service Orchestra: Schra-
dertown Brass Band: the National
Broadcasting and Concert Bureau
Hour, and the Slumber Hour.
The United Opera Company will
offer I'll Trovatore" over the Colum
UAd CId41A at 4V y SlOShs
This Spanish musical drama in
four acts was composed by Verdi,
from an old tragedy of the same
name, and was first produced in
Rome in 1853.
Belle Baker, one of the biggest
Keith headliners, who was starred as
an inimitable singing comedienne in
ziegfeld's Betsy viii be featured
in the Veedol VodVuI Hour.
Emil Jolson, brother of the ia
NOUS black-face comedian, will Of
fer some of the latest ballads over
WJSV tonight. The Two Black
Hunming Birds, the Gondoliers, Bill
Thompson and His Fiddlers will be
other bright lights OF the stations
broadcast
The American Legion talks,
which were begun early in the
week, will continue at VOL and
WRC at $40 p. m. and at WJSV at
$3.50 p. m. At the first station
Major Julius l. Peyser will cham
pion the membership campaign and
Harlan Wood. department COM
mand of the District of Columbia
American Legion, will do the WRC
broadcast. The name of the
speaker at WJSV has not been an
nounced.
The Savoyards from the Belasco
Theater will not be on the air to-
night for the first time in several
weeks.
What is more, We will probably
not hear them again. at least as
the Cooke Musicomedians, as they
are moving on, their season at the
Belasco having reached its close.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
Oldest Inhabitants
Hear Senator BarkIey

Patriotic services, beginning at
noon. marked the meeting today OF
the Association Df Oldest lnhabi'
tant of the District of Colunbia,
held in the First Congregational
Church, Tenth and G Streets north
west.
Senator Parkley, of Kentucky,
was the principal speaker. Walter
d. Davidge read Washington fare
we'll address and John Clagett Proc.
tor read an original poem. while
Mrs Selma Selingsr Klein sang the
Recessional."
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
Emory College Glee
Club Gives Concert Here

Recently back from it's second
successful European tour, the Glee
Club of Emory College. Atlanta,
Ca. gave a concert last night at
the Mayflower Hotel. DR.. Malcolm
H. Dewey acted as director.
In addition to the regular col
lege style of music, the glee club
offered many ballads. folk songs
and negro spirituals.
Ed Kane, tenor, who is to be-
come a member of the American
Opera Company, and George
Rogers. barytone. received much
applause for their solo efforts.
Miachael Mcdowell, at the plano,
was a hit.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
BY BEN WADE
BEST PROSPECTS

s:aO ~. m,-TalkA an the AmeFl-
can Legion, by Harlan Wood,
department commander of the Dis
trlct of Columbia Legion, WRC
(3l6), ynd Major Julius 1. Peyser,
VOL (ssO).
S:IS y. na.-Calvln Coolidge ad-
dress at misl-winter cOHyOcatlOn
Of George Washington University
WRC (3161.
CHAIN PROGRAMS
IL m.--Iean Carroll, in COlum-
bia program, WMAL. etc.
1850 .. m.-'The Debt the Ma.
tlOn Owes George Washington" !"
New York. WE.AF. WRC. etc.
60: m.-CIt,es % SsgSiss. SsrS1Gs c0nSSsTE SsT
York, Wear. WRC. WEEI. ETC.;
Close -Ups. in Columbia program,
WMAI4. etc.
$3.50 p. m.--Armstrong Quakers.
New YOrk-<WJX. WBZ, WBAl,
etc, Veed0I ROdeVil. In Columbia
prOgrRm-WMAL. etc.
New YOrk-WEAF, WRC, WEEl.
etc, Tr0e story Hour, In Column
bia prOKram-WMAL., etc.
9:SO D. m.--SchradertOwn band,
New YoFk-WEAF, WRC, VITO,
WEEI, etc. PhIIcO HOUr--WJZ,
WBZ, WBZA, WBAI.. etc.
10 D. m.-NatiOnal BFOadcast-
lag and concert bureau hour, New
YOrk-wEAF. WRC, WEEI, etc.
Hudson Essex Challengers - WIZ.
WBZ, WBZA. WBAL. etc. United
Opera Company. in Columbia pro-
Eram-WMAL. etc.
II y. m.-HOtel st. Regis Or
ehestra. New YOrk--WEAF, WWJ.
KSD, WOW, KOA, WKY. WDAF.
SIunlber Music-WJZ, WRC, WLW,
WTMJ, WHAS.
DANCE MUSIC
u. m.-Venus Restaurant Or
ehestra (WMAL-476).
10 %. m.-StudfO dance program
(WOL-22O).
1O:SO-Club ChanticIer Ensembl
(WOL.229l.
II y. m.-LOtus Restaurant Or
cheStFa (WMAL-4T6).
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
i d. C. Pythians Headed
By A. Herman Woody

A. Herman Woody has Oecn
elected grand chancellor Of the
District grand lodge, Knights of
Pythiss.
Other officers chosen are Ralph
B. Ford, vice chancellor; William
A. KimmeI. keeper of records and
seals; William B. Hardy, master of
the exchequer: Israel Sommers,
prelate; Cleveland Kennicutt mas.
ter of arms; Herman WelthCl, inner
guard: Daniel Rothwell, outer
guard; Edward J. Newcomb. lee.
turer. and Edgar G. Snyder, su.
preme representative.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
Catholic Students
Commemorate Crusades

Several hundred members Of the
Catholic Students Mission Crusade
and a cadet battalion. Of st. Johns
College yesterday gathered at the
National Shrine OF the Immaculate
Conception to commemorate the
historical crusades to the Holy
Land.
The mass was celebrated by the
Rev. Louis c. Vaeth, director Of
propagation of the faith He was
assisted by the Rev. J. Lawrence
Kilkenny, deacon, and the Rev.
Thomas Fl. j. Shahan, of Holy
Cross Academy.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
DISTANT STATIONS

WSB-AtIanta-74O-4O
11:45-Hawaiian ensemble.
WBBM-ChicagO-75O
9:00-Corn Peppers.
9:SO-Schmidt program.
10 :0G-Terrace Orchestra.
10:S0--Lombardo's Canadians,
A. NJ.
1;O0-Night Club.
WENR-ChicAgO-S7O-34S
12:sO--Variety program.
WLS-ChicREO-87O-3
s:S0-Little Symphony.
10:00-Choral music.
11:s0-WLS Show Boat
Neutrality-suspicious.
P. M
9:30-Oriental Gang.
1O;OO-Opera Great Moments.
II 1;OO-Tomorrow's Tribune; Hungry
II: :so-WGN Orchestra; Pat Barnes.
12:OO-Dream Ship; dance music.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
l1:OO-Amos n Andy; orchestra.
IL :35-MusicaI Potpourri.
12:00-Dance orch estras.
LW-Cinclnnati-5OO-4
S:OO-Melodies.
1O:2O-LittIe Jack Little
II 1:00--Slumber Music.
12:00-Gibson Orchestra.
II @'SV-SonuoIyFtCs.
1:OO-Thies Orchestra.
WDAF-Kansas City-6IO-4S2
P. NJ.
1l:o0-Amos n Andy; orchestra.
12:00-Varied program.
12:45-Nighthawk FrolIc.
WCCO-Mpls.-St PauI-sIO-37O
9:00-Singing Fireman.
9:30-Maytag Players.
1O:0O-Re ltors program
11:00-Quartet; Longs Orchestra.
WTMJ-MllwRukee-
12:OO--Orchestra program.
1:O0--Organ.
NashvIIIe-65O-46I.3
1O:0O-Caldwell SYMPHONY Orchestra.
WBAP-FOrt WOrth-SOO-315
10:00-Bob Calen.
10:30-Musical program.
i12:15-AccOrdion; Oil Twins.
KWKH-ShrevepOrt-S5O-352
9:3O-Studio program.
WNAC-BOstOn-1230
S:OO-Columbia Network
l1:00-News; Gallagher Orchestra.
WMAK-BuffalO-9O0
7:30-WHAM program.
11:O0-Dance Orchestras news.
WTAM-Cleveland-1
9:00-Fdr Tfappers.
9:30-Friday Frolics.
10:30-Popular program
WGHP-DeGrOlt-1S2O
S:00-Musical program.
11:O0-Dance music.
WJR-DetrOit-75O-3
S:00-Concert.
11;Oo-Amos N Andy; news; dance
music.
KMOX-St. Louis-IO9O-275
11:OO-News; Amos n, Andy.
11:2O-Hot Stove League; Orchestra.
kSTP-St. Paul-I46O-2OJ
10:30-courtesy. program.
11:0O--Amos m Andy.
11:S0-Dance feature.
1:O0-Midnight Club.
kDkA-E. PittsburRh-99O-3
. 1O:30-Penn Hotel Orchestra.
WRVA-RichmOnd-1
7:40-Yorktown Hour talk.
S:2O-PatriOtic Program.
S:30-Baritone.
11:15-Organ.
WHAM-ROchester-
7:S0-Minstrels.
1O:3O-Musicale.
WBZ-SpringfieId eId-98O-
S:O0-Bing Family; n. 3. c. system.
1O:45-Sports: Loves Orchestra.
KOA-Denver-83O-36
1O:3O-Financial Questions.
10:35-SOlitaira Cowboys
12:00-Musc ADMINISTRATIONS Songs.
l2;3O-String Trio: n. B. {. system.
Observation-Disclosures
10:OO-Band Concert.
11:0O--Romanelli Orchestra: News
CNRV-VancOuver-1O
12:0O-VocaI and Violin.
A. M.
1:O0-COncert Program.
2:O0-NatIonal Melodians.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
Two Brothers Held
For Quiz on Robbery

Two brothers were held in the
House of Detention today as de.
tectives investigated robberies they
have perpetrated.
The boys, Donald Prendergast.
IA, and Ronald Prendergast, 13, of
the 14OO block of Park Rd. N. w,
are charged with .loOting lJc;ser
rooms Of the Pershing Apartments
In the 37OO block of Sixteenth
st. N. w.
Births, Engagements, Maria
Deaths and In MemOrlpW RDDeaF daily
on the last inside page. last two columns.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
NEARBY STATIONS

WBAL-BaItimOre--1
6:0O-Sandman Circle
6:S0-PeDnolene Pageant.
7:00-Esskay Hour
7:5O-WJZ PrOEram.
1O:30-Musical Memories.
WCAP-Asbury Park-I2SO-234
7:15-Dinner Music.
s:00-Studio Program.
WFBR-BaItimore-l2
p. M.
6:00-Charles Street Parade.
7:O0-Weather forecast.
7:O2-Alma MetcaIf. soprano.
7:15-LeRoy Heine, violinist
7:S0-Gunther's Old.Time Picnic.
S:OO-Medical and Chirurgical Fac
mlty Series. Speaker: Or; c.
w. G. Rohrer on RAT bies."
s:15--Walter /. Ford, tenor.
S:$0-Eva Granofsky: pia mist.
Legion % Bugle and Drum Corps,
9:OO-Maryland Novelette, Orchestra.
9:3O-The Talbots
1O:0O-Weather forecast.
WCAO-BaltimOFe--6O
6:00-High Rock Hour.
7:OO-south Charles Street record
program.
7:30-Adams Boys.
.S:O0-Kingan Cowboys.
S:3O-Veedol Vodevil.
9:00-True Story Hour.
1O:OO-United Opera Company.
WPG-Atlantic City-I1OO-252
S:O0-Dinner Music.
s:45-Playground Pals.
9:15-Steel Pier Minstrels.
1O:15-Organ.
II :00--News;' Silver Slipper Orchestra.
WOR-Newark-71O-4
7:30-National program.
S:O0-Close Ups.
X:30--Needol Vodevil.
9:00-True Story Hour.
ii:OS-News; Dance Music
WEAF-New YOrk-66O-454.S
5:60-FlOrida Citrus.
5:30-Biu and Jane.
6:OO-Waldorf.As Astoria music.
6:30-Raybestos Twins.
7:OO-Wonder Bakers.
7:SO-Charles Evans Hughes.
S:0O-Cities Service Concert.
9:OO-An Evening in Paris.
9:3O-Schraeder Band.
10 :0O--Conc ert Bureau Hour.
II :00-The Skellodidns.
WHN-New YOrk-IOlO-297
9:00-Entertainers.
1O:0O-Popular program.
l1:00-organ; dance music Dsi
7:0O-Talks; pianist
S:O0-Musical Comedy.
s:3O-OrEan.
WJZ-New YOnk-76O-304.5 3
. 6:O9-Novelty Orchestra
6:3O-Clopin Eight; Trio.
7:1S-Hea!th Talk.
7:S0-Dixie Circus
S:00-Soprano; Talk.
s:3O-Armstrong Quakers.
S:O0-WIigley Hour.
9:30-Philco Hour.
10:O0-The Challengers.
10:3G-FIit Soldiers .
II 11:0O-Slumber Music.
WCAU-PhiIadelphi
5:00-Dinner Program.
6:2O-Sport Talk; The Mystic
6:45-Columbia Network.
7:00-Concert Trio.
7:3O-Palais dor Orch estra.
S:0O-Felin's Hour.
S:30-Colum Network
II :00-News; Cathay Orchestra.
WIP-PhiladeI deIphla-61O-40
7:OO-Uncle Wip; Instrumental Quar-
tet.
S:00-MusicaI Shower.
9:OO-"ColoniaI Philad elphia.'
1O:00-E. Patio Orchestra.
1O:S0-Adelphia Orchestra.
11:l5-OrEan.
The Washington times., 1929-02-22
LOCAL PROGRAMS

WRC--W -WaahingtOn--3i6
29O-washington Society celebra-
tiou-SpsakeFs: DR.. Albert
Bushnell Hart, Senator Simeon
d Fess, and william Tyler
Page - broadcast from Old
Presbyterian Meeting House in
Alexandria.
s:OO-U, >s Marine Rand-captf Tay
Ior Branson, Ieader-broadcsAt
from Marine Barracks.
4:OO-Pacific Little symphony.
b:OO-Florida Citrus Growers
b:3O-.Iolly Bill and Jane.
5:55-MOtion Picture Guide.
6:OO-WaldOrf-As Astoria Orchestra.
6:2O-"The American Legion, nv
Harlan Wood. Department
Commander Of the American
Legion Of the District Of Co
lumbia.
6:3O-Iiayoestos Twins.
7:OO-Happy Wonder Bakers.
7:3V-"The Debt the Nation Owes
George Washington" by Hon.
Charles Evans Hughes. intro
duced by Frederic william
S:OO-Cities Service Cavaliers and
Cities Service Orchestra.
George Washington University.
Address by the President OF
the United States-brosdcast
from Washington Auditorium.
S;4S-Cities Service Cavaliers and
Cities Service Orchestra.
9.0O-An Evening in Paris.
9:3O-Schradertown Brass Band.
1O:OO--Weather forecast
'1O:O1-National Broadcasting and
Concert Bureau Hour.
11:00--Slumber Music.
AL-WashlnEtOD-476
3:OO-L'Apres Midi Chats with
prominent PEOPLE.
4:0O-Herbert Somanse RooseVe'
5:OO--McKay Fox presents Alex.
Macintosh. baritone in home
ballads: Derwin Cooper. ac-
s:2O-"Farm Hints for the Sub
urbanite" prepared by the U.
s. Department of Agriculture
- 5:50-Musical program presented oy
institute Of Musical Art Of
Washington.
600-Nenus restaurant Orchestra
6;30-'"ThirtV Club Forum
6:45-Enna lettick Melodies
7:O0-News flashes
Jane"
7:S0--Correct time.
7;3O-Harriet L. Wagner. soprano,
and Ronald Eicher concert
pianist, in a short recital, as
sisted by Garth Beaver. vio-
linist.
S:OO-Close-ups.
8:3O-Veedol VodeVil.
9:00-True Story Hour.
1O;OO-United Opera Company, "obe-
rom
11:OO-Lotus Restaurant Orchestra.
WOI-WashingtOn-229
5:45-The Town Crier.
6:0g-Nuggets of Knowle4ge.
G:O3-Dinner music
6:2O-"The American Legion" by
Major Julius l. Peyser
7:1l-AmOs'n ANDY
:0O-Studio Dance Program.
. 1O:3O-Club ChantecleT Ensemble.
WJSV-Mt. Vernon Hills. Va.--2O6
7:OO-Bran Hughes Rhythm Kings.
T:45-Chrissis ] Anderson. "Sta'e
Flower Legends ii
S0O-Dr. H, r. Stevens. Down Jn
the Farm & "a y fF
S:3O-American Legion talk.
S:35-Clarence Walker.
S:45-Jinmie Tester. harmnntca.
S:60-Twn Black Humming Birds.
9:15-Emil Jolson. tenor.
9:3O--The Gondoliers
1O:0O-BilI Thompson's Champion FHd-
dlers
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Climax Put Too Much
Strain on Credulity

George Cohan said in Y. M. c. A.
address in Brooklyn on play-writing
''Then there are climaxes. We must
have rousing climaxes, of course. But
the trouble with most of these rousing
climaxes is that they are false.
"Like the grizzly bear story.
"Over the campfire in the mountains
a young guide told party of New
York millionaires about a fight he'd
had with a grizzly.
"'Yes, gents the young fellow said,
and he gave satisfied chuckle-'yes,
it was my first grizzly, so 1 was match
erly gol-darn proud to kill him in a
hand-to-hand mixup. Just my bare
hands I had, that's all. We started to
fight at sunrise. When he breathed
his last the sun was goin' down.
"The guide paused. He looked from
face to face. Then he said slowly:
"'For the second time"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21

A photographer had canvassed the
neighborhood, bringing with him a
goat and wagon, and had taken pic
lures of all the children who could
be persuaded to sit in the wagon. Lit
tie Jane, age three, had been snapped,
and was very enthusiastic about the
pictures that were to come.
Her father leased her, saying
"When the pictures come, the goat
hitched to the wagon
The teasing was evidently taken
seriously, for later, as Jane would
show the pictures, she would say
'This is me and this is the goat"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Her Lucky Day

When Mr.. and Mrs. Irving T. Clark,
of Rochester, n. Y. arrived at Perry,
n. Y. on motor trip that had in
vaded East Aurora. Mrs. Clark was
greatly alarmed to find her 81 800 dia-
mond ring, and heirloom, missing. She
searched the hotel at East Aurora
where she had had dinenr. The ring
could not be found in the hotel, so Mr.
and Mrs. Clark returned to East An
FORA. They found the ring near the
curb in front of the hotel, where il
had lain for hours, unnoticed.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Poor Chemist
Rich With
Friends

NEW YORK, N. Y.-C. d. McBath, a
chemist at "A Grand St., compounds
ingredients he names NasalaX. This is
invaluable in relieving the discomforts
of Hay Fever, Asthma and certain
types of Nasal Catarrh. He offers to
send a $1.00 bottle to any sufferer.
Pay if you are satisfied. Write today
don't delay.-Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Hawaii Beet Sugar Area

Sugar planters. in Hawaii can grow
four or five times as much sugar to
the acre as those of any other sugar
producing country of the world, nc
cording to the island territory. Ha-
waits wonderful productivity, he de-
clares. is the result almost wholly of
scientific study and experimentation
by it's sugar planters.-Gas Logic.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
FAIR PLAY

Il told my son that he was not Civ.
ing enough attention to the classics"
remarked the conscientious parent. u
reproached him for not knowing the
difference between the Had and the
Odyssey"
"Was he properly apologetic?"
"Not at all. He said nobody could
know everything, and asked me If
knew the difference between crystal
receptivity and neutrodyne. Wash.
ington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Huge Locomotive for India

The Bengal-Nagpur Railway COM
pany of India has just placed an or
der for 16 locomotives. each of q
weight not less than 232 tons. Of the
"Beyer-Garatt" articulated type, they
will rank as the largest railway en-
gines ever constructed in Europe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Couldn't Ask More

"Will these stockings rum" asked
the fair customer.
"Lady," said the clerk at the hosiery
counter, sit would be easier to get n
car with an empty gas tank and a
dead battery to run than it would be
those stockings"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
so weak She
COULDN'T walk
Helped By Taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Gretna, La.-"After my first child
was born I took Lydia e. Pinkham's

v q 6 e t a bl g Com
pound for a run
down condition. I
could not walk
across my room at
times, / was so
weak. A friend in
duced me to take
the Vegetable Com.
pound. Since that
time I have also
taken Lydia e.
Pinkham's H 9 r b
Medicine and the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Both Peacemakers

Policeman found them clutchins
one another and wrestling.
One of the Prisoners-It amt true,
yer homer. We weren't fighting when
he nabbed us-we were a tryin' to
separate each other.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21

Pills for Constipation, and I have used
Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative Wash.
! am housekeeper and / am still TAX
ing the Vegetable Compound as a
tonic to enable me to do my work.
Mrs. E. F. VICKNA1E, S29 Hancock St.s
Gretna. La.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Age

Wife-There was poor woman
here today after old clothes.
Husband-Did you give her any?
Wife-Yes; / gave her that ten
year-old suit of yours and that dress
Il bought last week.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Taking on Responsibility

81 shall say nothing but what l be
lieve to be absolutely true" said Sen
ator Sorghum.
"But," said the practical friend, 'ii
you stop to verify every statement
how are you going to find time to
make a observation-disclosures Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Overworked

whats the result of the examina.
tion. doctor?"
you're all run down-my advice Is
that you give up golf a while and get
a good long rest at the office."-Happy
Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
A Cheap Triumph

Edwin-Don't you believe me. dear
est, when tell you that you are the
only girl ever loved?
Angelina-Oh, yes. But that's no,
nearly as nice as it would be to know
that I'd stolen you from some other
girl.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
In Great Luck

Hubby (reading)-Here's statlsti-
cal article in which it is stated every
third child horn is Chinaman.
Wifey-Oh, goodness! What bless
ing that we have only two.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
THEY'RE a Scream

Bob-Saw some funny pictures last
night that gave me a good laugh.
Bill didn't know there was q
good comedy at the movies this week
Bob-Didn't see them at movie
My girl and were looking through
an old family album she'd found in
the attic.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
The Fruit Fly

The scientist explains that the Medi-
terranean fruit fly usually carries a
black and yellow scheme, but has pur-
pie eyes. Any time you see fly with
purple glims swat the beggar.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
At the Resort

Client-You seem to treat the poul-
try better than the guests here.
Waiter-What do you mean, sir?
Client-You seem to leave the pocl-
try nplucked-Dorfbarbi (Berlin).
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Pulled in Two Waxs

first Motorist-Do you know that
motoring has increased my appetite
wonderfully?
Second Same-Well, that's good.
sim not so sure. can't afford to
eat now"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Seeking a Tes,

Why did you forbid him to see you
said he loved me-" answered
Cayenne III that Is really true.
le thing I can say will prevent
ON seeing me, even il he has
80 vvts clImb fransom. =
Washington Sfaf.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
Other Things

The inferno hung his shinGle out
Proclaiming him Nj. u.
But from A. M. until P. NJ.
His Office was NJ. 7.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21

"Just Song at Twilight"
Every dog must have its day.
And every cat its night;
Even though when changing shifts
They meet and start fight.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
HE'D GET THE CHANCE

Held meet the most terrible dan.
ger. sweetheart, to make you mine!
She-Youll have chance to when
you meet mother, dear.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-06-21
HE RANG IN

Sister-Well. what luck did yOI
have with the latest belle?
Brother-Oh. | succeeded in ring
ing in.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-02-22
ARMY
DRIVE MEETING
GOOD SUCCESS

Envoy Bea, in charge of the Sal
walton Army drive advises that in
the main the campaign is meeting
with generous response from busi-
nessmen and individuals and that
donations ranging from $5 to $50 are
being received.
Some business houses have not vet
responded to the circular letter Of
appeal sent out by the Army, but
Envoy Rea feels certain that the
response from these VIII be close t.
100 per cent.
The Army officials are anxious to
bring the drive to a close as quick
" as possible and ask those who
have not vet contributed TO do so as
soon as convenient. Checks should
be made out to. the Salvation Army
and mailed to the Bank Of Italy. II
Centre.
Duang the past year the drain on
the Army : resources has been un-
usually heavy and with new head
quarters building to be erected this
year, the fullest support must be
given if the work is to be carried
on successfully, Envoy Rea states.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-02-22

girls name f7pt confidential, FOR
lows:
my Dear Mr. Griffin,
81 guess you have wondered why
| have not written to you sooner,
but as you know | have wanted to
make the honor cottage, Alta Vista,
before | wrote to you. 1t took me a
little over five months to make it
as one has to have about six months
to come up. but DR.. Walton let me
come up before six month. So far
l have made perfect record, and
I hope to keep it, for don t want
to disappoint anyone.
Last Saturday the honor girls
went to the beach. We went to
Pierpont Bay and we had a real
good time. We could not 90 in swim
ming but we went wading. We had
a real picnic lunch, hot dogs and
everything to 60 with them.
Il have been going to school but
as my teacher has not been able to
have any classes have been detail
ed to the laundry. Rio Vista is the
name of the cottage where | go to
my detail.
"'The cottages are all very pretty
and each holds from % to 80 girls.