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Reason

1T is like old times to have Gov
i ernor Johnston of Oklahoma fac
ing impeachment.
Not SO long ago half dozen
Mississippi Valley Governors were
under indictments, suspicious
clouds, irnpeachments and other
things and after such a touch of
high life, it's mighty lonesome not
to have one single gubernatorial hide
nailed to the barn door.
The eating season is now in full
blast at Washington, all who are
living without work, feeding each
other constantly, the senators feed
ing the cabinet, the cabinet the
diplomats, the diplomats the judges,
and so forth and SO on.
Craftsmanship at Washington
does not demand brains of high
order. but 1t does call for a marvel
Gus digestion.
The silence with which Hoover
greeted all suggestions from visiting
giants is most ominouS, for if we are
to have eight years more of rubber
heeled White House repression, the
people will explode some Of these
fine days in frenzy for f1recrackerS.
n n
The national calm through which
We are passing has two sides, as one
learns in movie houses, where
pictures of Coolidge, Mellon and
Hoover are greeted with utter
silence.
It is not unlikely that during
HooverS administration a spectator,
guilty of applauding the picture OF
the President, would be fined for
disorderly conduct.
Mr.. Coolidge has taken out a
license to hunt in Maryland, which
is not surprising. for the Maryland
woods are so full of clay pigeons,
they darken the skies, as wild geese
used to do in the days of the
pioneers.
The cloud burst of motion picture
scandals persists at Hollywood.
The motion picture producers
could stop all of it by STIMULATING
that all who become notorious would
be fired. and if they we're fired, most
of them would soon be asking the
public If it would have its eggs
straight up or turned over.
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The cerebelum also seems to be sort of telephone
exchange for o-ordnating movements of the body
The lowest part Of the brain is the medulla oblon-
gata This taperS of into the spinal cord and resem-
bles the cord considerably
1t contains the centers which control many impor-
tant automatic functions such as breathing, the crcu
laton. swallowing and similar functions.
These cerebral hemspleres. it will be remembered,
are the larger part OF tie human brain. They fill the
entire top of the skull fact many people think of
these hemspheres as the entire brain, forgetting the
existence of the other parts
1t will be noticed that In the accompanying Illus
tration many sections of the cerebral hemispheres
have no function indicated These have been callsS
the silent areas
1t is thought by many Psychologists that these
the areas in which thinking takes place.
This view is supported by the fact that injury to
the frontal region of the ceresrum results in i'm
paired mentality in many cases
The cells comprising this region may be the store
house of what We call memory.
There is stn, however great deal to be found out
about this region.
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John D, lr, and Stewart.

John D. Rockefeller Jr. will make
one more effort to GUST Colonel
Robert w. Stewart as head of the
Standard Oil Company of Indiana.
He has sent out letters asking stock
holders to vote against Stewards
reelection, or, If they prefer, to
send him proxies so that he can do
it for them.
Mr.. Rockefeller is to be COM
mended. Colonel Stewards conduct
In connection with the Teapot Dome
scandal reveals him as neither use
full nor ornamental to the oil in
dustry.
Big business has enough to do in
sQuaring its aims and ambitions
with public interest, without should
ering such code OF ethics or ideals
of citizenship as Colonel Sewart il
Illustrated In his relations with the
trumpted-up Continental Trading
Company and his attitude toward
the United States senate.
Congress gets around to reappor-
tionment eight years behind sched-
ule. Just why. no one seems to
know. The problem is no differ
ent now than 1t was In 1921, or than
it will be in 1881.
Those states which failed TO grow
during the preceding decade stand
to lose just as much as they did
then. while those that deserved
more congressman because of an
increase in population should have
had it then.
Next year another census will be
taken and another reapportionment
will be in order. BY poStponing
what it should have done eight
years ago, congress has merely
punched things. Having gone eight
cen years without reapportionment
we shall now get two doses of it
right together.
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IT'S VERY LONESOME
THEY'RE EATING NOW
BUTTON-HOLE BOUQUET

CPEAKING of actors and actresses
~ the drama is the only art
which is, of necessity, unjust.
If a man paints great picture,
chisels greaS statue, writes a great
book, be gets credit for it, but if he
writes a great play, the fame and
the money go to the actor anu
actresses who recite what another
has written, enact what another has
created. And it is necessary that
this be SO, that the audience think
the player is the whole thing, else
the illusion of the theater would
vanish and the box Office be filled
with cobWebS.
Tex Richards casket cost $4,000,
which is more than it cost to bury
all of the gentlemen who signed the
Declaration Of Independence, but
then they never promoted prize
fight; they promoted only re-
public.
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ing ace of diamonds. The seven
of diamonds is now played and
ruffed in closed hand, ten of hearts
becoming the necessary re-entry to
establish the remaining diamonds.
The ten of hearts is played ami
ruffed in Dummy and the remain
ing diamonds produce the game.
Played in any other manner the
diamond suit could not be estab-
lished and game could not be made.
Rufdng the ten of hearts too soon
wtuld be fatal to making game. as
there is no other re-entry in Dummy
to aid in establishing the diamond
suit.
The principle: When a re-entry
In the Dummy is not apparent, seek
one by ruffing at the proper time.
ltCopyright, 1929. Ready Reference Pub
fishing Company
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Deporting Criminals

With the exception of one provid-
ing for the deportation of alien
criminals, immigration measures
seem to have been laid on the shelf
so far as this session of congress is
concerned, and that one might just
as well be.
The deportation of criminals,
whether from nation to nation, state
to state, or city to city, serves no
good purpose. 1t may make things
easier for police and the courts,
but it affords society no protection.
While the deportation of criminals
may seem new as a national policy,
1t has been in vogue for many years
as a municipal policy.
Nothing has become more COM
mon In this country than to see
some local police force shoe its vag-
rants, buns, thieves and thugs out
of town, as though that we're an
effective method of meeting the
crime situation,
If we are going to make any
progress fighting crime, we have
got to deal with the criminal. as a
criminal wherever we find him.
Criminals should not be let off
merely because they are willing to
hop on the next freight and those
unfortunates who have committed
no other offense than being poor or
out of work should not be compelled
to ride with them.
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NJ. e..
TRACY
SAYS:
"Deportation of Criminals
!. Affords Society
No Protection"
Jan. 12.-The judiciary

DETROIT, Jan. 12.-The judiciary
~ committee is reported to haye
settled on compromise between the
Jones and Edge resolutions. Each
of these resolutions aimed to provide
for a prohibition inquiry. One ap-
preached it from the vet angle,
however, while the other approached
1t from the dry. That has been the
trouble with most of our efforts to
find out what prohibition has ac-
complished, wherein II has failed, or
what should be done to improve the
Situation.
We have suffered from too much
prejudice. have had too much argu-
ment designed to prove what people
already believed and too many re-
ports obviously colored and compiled
to suit the needs of one side or the
other.
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Brain Centers Charted
No. 25S-

VARIOUS functions of the human body are con-
trolled by localized areas in the human brain.
Thus one area is the control center for hearing
another for speech, third for sight. and so on.
This knowledge has been gained in two ways. One
has been by the careful study of injuries and diseases
of the BRAIN Thus, tumor in part of the brain
will have one effect upon the patient while tumor in
another part will have entirely different effect The
second method has been direct experiment.
For example, slight electric shock in one part of
the brain will certain muscle to witch In
another Fart of the brain it will another muscle
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Eden's Locked Gates

OF late have spent many eve
~ nings in the wings of Animal
Crackers" for that's good show,
too. Quite probably the actors
think that / stand there because
their performances are fascinating.
All of them do nicely. but in spirit I
am no mere spectator.
No one who has ever known grease,
paint, the roar of the crowd and the
sweet scent of perfumed notes can
ever thereafter be wholly content
with the humdrum business of writ
ing columns
In this job one must wait a day,
at least, to have anybody tell him
how good he is. But with a monolog
one says no more than. 1T seems
there we're two Scotchmen-Y to
earn at once the hum of apprecia-
ton which will presently ripen into
roar of welcome.
Yet it may be that fate is not
wholly TO blame. Some element may
be lacking in me. Well do / re-
member that on the last night Of
Round the Town the radiant MISS
Delroy sprsined an ankle
There was exactly SIPS in that
great auditorium. but Irene Delroy
respected the traditions of Charlotte
Cushman and Mrs. Siddons The
show must so on.
Through many painful twinges
she completed all her numbers. Had
I been a true disciple of Tiespis /
would have recognized this crisis as
a lneaven-sent opportunity.
If the time could be turned back
would go to Miss Delroy and say,
Don't fret, my child. I will 90 on
and do your dances"
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1.-TWO children have been born in
4 Chicago taxi cabs within a
week. Unless Chicago can relieve
traffic congestion, cabs should be
made to carry equipment for all
emergencies and mounted physicians
should be stationed at strategic
points.
n n
James M. Beck, famous lawyer,
just has been seated as a congress-
man from Pennsylvania. Wares po-
litical machine wears Beck as a
button-hole bouquet, just as Tam
many used to wear Bourke Cochran.
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I I
SEEMS
TOME
BY HAYWOOD
BROUN

FOLLOW THRU" is the best
1 show I've seen this season, and
so I had good time at its open
ing. Nevertheless, regrets crept in.
Out came Irene Delroy and sang
a song with great charm and skill.
and how could I forget that we were
classmates several season ago in
an unlamented revue called Round
the Town" Miss Delroy was not
SC very marvellous in our show, and
she looks much younger now. TT
is all very amazing
But most of all remorSe assailed
me as I watched the antics Of Jack
Haley. He was enormously funny,
but though he seemed somewhat
familiar I could not place him until
l turned to a page of program notes
and read, Ibis first legitimate APP
pearance was in Round the Town
Now, Haley simply couldn't have
been good in that show. Nobody
was. For years I have consoled my
self for my dramatic failure with
tine thought that though I was
inept SO were all my comrades.
And yet 1 laughed uproariously at
the work of the brilliant young
comedian who ambled along in
Follow Thru" Indeed, / seldom
see any musical show without be-
ing forced to admire the perform
ance of some reformed Round the
Towner." This state of things is
ample basis for my bitterness. All
these others were a second or
third @-~nce. But in my own case
a single appearance was considered
sufficient misdemeanor to earn me
perpetual Punishment.
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About a Harvest Moon

A ND don't want to be any
4 n body cid uncle. I'd rather
be columnist. If they won't give
me a song hit to sing. I'll just go
OH in the newspaper business writ
ing that annual column about max
ing new year resolutions and then
breaking them.
One of the reasons for my failure
in Round the Town" was a lack of
appropriate material The fact that
I wrote my own monolog is irrele-
want. have learned by now that
the mule story never does go we'll
in 2 presto eutial year. Somehow
or ether l feel that the joSe has
a future and might we'll stand a
revival.
But the next time 7 will not con-
fine myself to a monolog alone. If
there is a plot want to be in it,
In fact, it is my intention to hold
out for the role of the fellow who
gets the girl just before the final
curtain. Such success, even in
murnmery, would be tonic for an
ailing ego.
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to witch.
The accompany
| n 6 illustration
shows the loca-
ton of various
senses in the
brain. It will be
noticed that they
are all in the GER
bral heuispheres.
Very little is as
yet known of the
functions of the
cerebellun1. 1t is
thought that the
sense of balance is
located in the
cerebellufn, but
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-01-12

Of the thirteen cabinet Offices established by Pre-
mier Mussolin the portfolios of colonies foreign af-
fairs the interior, war; marine aviation and corpora
tons are held by active gentleman named Musso-
lini About the only thing he can't get around to- it
seems, is being couple of hundred postmasters
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BY DIR. MORRIS FIsHBEIN
Editor Journal of the American Medical
Association and of Hygeis, the
Health Magazine.

Editor Journal OF the American me0lcal
Association and of Hygeis, the
Health Magazine.
IN Hygeia, DR.. S. E. Van Duyne,
l. physician to one of the best
known girls schools of this coun-
try, recently has considered the
evidence against high heels.
She has found that young girls
do not like to admit that shoes are
in most instances the causes of
corns, warts, calluses and bunions.
1t is the opinion of most ortho-
pedic surgeons that high heels are
bad because they throw the leg
into position in which the eli Gu
lation is interfered with, the pos
ture bad, and strain placed upon
ligaments which never we're meant
to bear it.
An examination of the members
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Brand From Burning

IF SOME far-sighted and kindly
Il management had only said,
wouldn't you like to try again?"
who knows where l would be today?
Instead of grinding CIT long COL
umns about God and Professor
Barnes, I. too. might be baSking in
a spotlight, bowling to tumultuous
applause and giving still another
encore of my acrobatic dance
Ease was not in me. nor assur-
ance. did not wait sufficiently for
the laughs And they, in turn, were
much too tardy
But some of that may have been
the fault of the director. Nobody
ever told me the facts Of life upon
the stage. Lew Leslie. who put on
Round the Town." has done mar
velously with "Blackbirds," but he
taught me not even the simplest of
steps Looking back on it all can
realise that after the first fifteen or
twenty minutes OF my monolog the
entire audience hoped that I would
go into dance. I had no dance. /
didn't even have a rope.
These producers are able to make
all their companies seem youthful
and rampageous. No one in the
cast ever appears to be a year be-
yond 10, ind many of them much
more adole7csnt. Perhaps I couldn't
enter into the spirit Of the thing at
this late date, I've overstayed my
market.
Even with the aid Of lights. make
up and music. ] doubt if ] could
pass for less than 25 or 30. have
been maneled by the rigors of daily
journalism. The Jane has got me.
This morning l found gray hair
on my temple.
Soon it will be too late for me
to play anything but the friend of
the family who says to the wife,
just as she is about to run away
with the young lover, well, little
girl, haven't you anything to tell
your old uncle?r
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This Date in
u. S. History

January IL
1877 Birthday of John Hancock.
l774-Newport, r. T., outlawed all
who bought or sold tea.
1909 Tennessee enacted prohibition.
l9I1-President Taft asked congress
to appropriate 100000 to
fortify the Panama canal.
Is Arthur Griffith. the founder of
Sim Fein In Ireland, dead?
He died of heart trouble in Dub
lin on Aug. 2, 1922.
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What is the meaning of tie names
-

What is the meaning of tie names
Myra and Garcia?
Myra is an English name and
means weeping" Garcia is form
of carol from the latin carolus and
means noble spirited"
What Is the difference between
revenue and tariff?
Revenue is the total current in
come of a government, however de-
rived. subject to appropriation for
public uses. Tariff is duty or tax
assessed BY law upon goods i'm
ported or exported and is one form
of revenue
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Move critic complains that life In newspaper offices
isn't anything like what the Hollywood directors
think it is STILL things even up; life in movie studio
probably isn't much like what lot of editors think
1t is, either
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Oh, well, cheer up girls-in recently published
book confessed crook comedies that women make
the best criminals
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Daily Thought

In my Fathers house are many
mansions.--John xiv: 2.
a
WE are born for a higher des-
w tiny than that Of earth
Bulwer- Lytton.
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deas ead
opinions ex~
pressed In this
coIu m n are
those Of one
Of Americas
most interest
ing writer's
and are pre-
scented with
out regard 70
their agree
ment with the
editorial 1tfI-
tude Of this
paper.
The Editor.
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David DietE ON SCIENCE.
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More and more it becomes apparent that
the people of this state must either change
their constitution or their supreme court.
Il might not be the worst idea in the world
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Roy Wallace
on Next Bill
in Hall Ring
Local SIugger to Take on
Chester Bush, Chicago,
Here Monday.

Matchmaker Arol Atherton Of the
Shamrock A. G. will stage another
f1stic show at Tomlinson hall Mon
day night featured by a scheduled
ten-round scramble between Roy
Wallace, Indianapolis, and Chester
Bush. Chicago.
1t will be Wallace's first appear
ance before the home fans since
he knocked out Young Jack Dillon
at the Armory about two months
ago. Roy has been in the east and
on his return he was accompanied
by Peter Mike, New York, who will
battle Johnny Semas in the eight
round semt-windup Monday. Semas
has won his last two fights by the
k. o. route.
Chester Bush. now fighting out
of Chicago under the management
Of Jack Tierney, formerly held a
prominent place in ring circles of
the south, where he was known as
the "Berlenbach of Dixie" He holds
win over Tony Marullo, New
Orleans, ten rounds, veteran light
heavy, and also victories over
Howard Benz, Chicago Tommy
O'Brien, Buster Mallini and others.
The ten-rounder and eight
rounder Monday will be supported
by some lively prelims, first at $3.50.
There will be no advance in prices,
the tariff remaining 81 and $3.50.
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Dozen the AIIeys
: WITH LEFTY LEE

Johnny Fehr, leading of for the Falls
City Lager. needed nine, pins on hi last
PAL PAL to Tsach a1 o9C nc total dnrinS WednSs
at the Pritchett alleys. =. His hit was high
however. and the 4-e split Fe ma stand;
and schleimer backed him up with totals
Of $50 and 622 to turn in q team total
Of S,l6S on games of 1;092. LOO and PIG.
the Meridian Garage. The st, Philip A.
c.. S-F Coffee and Striebeck teams also
won two from the Coca Cola. Hayes Body
Rooseyelt-Mar mon Built. and Wagner Radio
took the entire series from the American
Central Life and Marott Shoes.
other 600 totals rolled were: Johnson.
$50; Dersch, 654; Heiss. 64s; Mounts. 662;
Liehtag, CSC; Rasmussen, 500; Pendergast,
sos; G. Schott, e07;, ana Nan schott. 6o4.
rolled, the PSI by Don Johnson in his
second game winning he ST Coffee prize
The M SoFh sas b3ns ssn the: e: fs
club League plav at Pritchett's. All other
contests were decided over the tvo-eut-
ca t9ufe oesr aha Es unity
defeating the Optinists Mutual, Five Good
FELLOWS and Exchange tsssgicesi ,. oo S
D BIZ DOC >'0'0in'n featured TINS loop
The I U. Ry. No. 2. L. s. Ayers and
the Edwards. Bessires and Blocks Whoo-
pee, IS the !; y. Ry. No. ! won three
from the Standard Metal in the Mercantile
League play at the Illinois alleys.
R. Karls demonstrated his skill to the
rail birds at Pritchett's when he took the
lead for the libby overnight bag. offered
for high three-game total, by rolling .
score Of 7f9 with games of 255, 245 and
279.
The Dusies and Shocks won two from, the
Tail Pipes and Radiators. as the Signal
Box won three from the Lubricators IN the
Duesenberg League play.
In the Grotto League series at the 1lli-
nois the FeZzes and Drum Corps won three
from the Inlps and Tails. while the GUARDS.
Revelers Hoofs and Masters.
Mitney put the Jinx team over for
three-time win in their series with the
Service Shop when he rolled total OF
6Sl with games Of 2Sl. 21l and 20A In
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GreenIeaf to
Play Rudolph
for Cue Title
Ralph Forces Extra Match
by Scoring 125 to 70
Win Wednesday.

BIZ United Press
DETROIT, Dec. 19.-Ralph Green
leaf defeated Erwin Rudolph of
Chicago, 125 to 10, in ten innings
here Wednesday night, forcing a
playoff match for the worlds
champion pocket billiard title.
Rudolph had gone through pre-
liminary matches of the tourna-
ment without a defeat. until he met
Greenleaf in the final. Rudolph
weakened at the crucial moment
when Greenleaf was nosing into the
lead, and he never regained his lost
Greenleaf scored 80 IN the third
inning for best run Of the match.
Rudolph's high run was 81. also
clicked Off in the third frame.
Marcel Camp, Michigan state
pocket billiard champion, lost to
Pasquale Natalie, 125 to 64. in
twenty-five innings. The defeat
spoiled his chances Of qualifying for
next years championship.
Frank Taberski. ex-champion,
clinched third place in the tourna-
ment. by defeating Onofrio Lauri Of
Brooklyn, 125 to II, in twenty-three
innings. Camps defeat, however,
saved fourth place for Lauri.
The standings:
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OFF OFF BLACKBOARD
THE - BY VERN ROXEII
BY VERN BOXELL

THIS has been an open season
L for the "panning" of referees.
Columnists in all sections of the
state have publicly razzed officials.
No doubt in some cases the kicks
have been preiudiced. On the other
hand, there's plenty of foundation
for many of the squawks about
home" officials. You'll find that
this type of whistle blower exists
only among those who are not
capable enough of stepping into the
"big league" class of officials, where
the tooters call everything they see.
If an official is so poor that he must
show favoritism to get jobs, his
license should be revoked.
Il Il
Probably the loudest sauawk has been
registered by Hartford City scribe, who
published an open letter to prominent
upstate official for his decisions in the
AiredaIe's doubIe-oyertime loss to Marion.
This act brought heaps of criticism to