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Imperial Valley press., 1929-03-25
lincoln Notes

We are having baseball a. the
Lincoln school. We all bring our
baseball mitts and we choose sides
and play against each other. There
is game called knocku4. You have
to catch three flies or six ground
crs and YOU are .up.-Jimmia Nehei-
Thau.
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When Troop seven was coming
back from Andrada il began to
Imperial Valley press., 1929-03-25

ram and I9lNtG nara We W-it III
the back Of Graham truck and
most Of Us caught cald.-Philin
Weigrand.
Mr.. See, principal Of Lincoln
school has chosen children out of
the high sixth and low seventh
grades to write essays on the dan
gers Of alcohol and tobacco. He has
distributed much literature ON smoh-
ing and drinlsing-Dorothy Holt,
: &.
Several of the boys of Lincoln
school have made paper airplana
gliders. They are folded, Of on2
piece of paper with one wing and
q small tail. They look very cute
Robert Glasgow. \.
For geography we are making
peepshows. We are in groups. Some
II the pupils used poster paints ana
some Of them are putting strips of
paper around. When we have finish
ed we are going to show the others.
-3arjorie Eowlcs, i \.
The Is 2 of the Lincoln school is
going to play the Mckinley school
Friday. March 22.-John Edward
Penney, s Il.
Harding Notes
Friday night ! went to the earn
val. ! went in the glass ha#sc. /
locked in the mirror. There we're q
lot Of people behind me. [ went to
run where they were and Lumped
my head. 1t was a big bump and
! didn't Ike II very mueh.-tarol
Mann, \.
Last Saturday I camc over to
school to play. went en- the mgrry-
go-rould. got in the middle Of it.
Ny foot slipped and got caught be
tween the bars and almost got
broken. 1t served me right for not
obcying the school ru!es.-Willard
Meyers, + y.
Miss Bunnen brought some pussy
willows into Mrs. Nuffer 5 room. 1t
is the first time l have seen pussy
willows. They are soft and gray.
They are just like a ball of fur
Dorothy Lomholdt. \.
An Original Animal Story.
Once upon a time two little rab-
bits named Billy and Ruth, lived in
the woods. Their home was IN a
stump.
One day their mother said, I've
have nothing else to eat in the house
SO / guess we will have 70 hunt for
our food. ; So they vent TO the
woods and hunted. When they got
home they had cabbage. and turn;ps
and carrots. Sc they had a good
dinner.
Billy and Ruth went to school
and studied their lessons hard. They
took flowers to their teacher and
she said, "Thank you. Prank
Mousseau, \.
We have japanese garden at
school. 1t is in green bowl. 1t has
lots of polywogs in it. The poly
wogs swim around all day The
children can lock at it any time
but not when we are doing some
thing.-Mary Ann Riddle, 3 B.
! went with my daddy and I
rode in his bus. | went to the sand
hills.-Robert Tackett, > b.
Heard in the T room" Poly
wogs are just like men and wom
en-, two and two, and two and
TWO. - Editors Note; Now just
what does that mean?)
An old man lived on hill with
his grandsons. Between him and the
village below were many rice
fields. One day he looked out over
the sea. He ran back to the house.
lie got a fire brand and the boy
got cne too. They threw them into
the rice field. The people came run
ming up the hill. They said: "Who
set the fire?' - did" " said the
grandfather. Look down there,
said the old man. When they looked
down they saw the sea washing up
over the village in u tidal wave.
They thanked him for saving them.
Robert Myers, . \.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-03-25

The Casa Grande Valley, Arizona
IS rejoicing over the first irrigation
water from the Coolidge dam.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-03-25
Harding Notes

70 -NON~9
Friday night ! went to the .arn,-
val. ! went in the glass laase. /
looked in the mirror. There were 4
lot Of people behind me. | went to
run where they were and bumped
my head. 1t was big bump and
didn't Ike Il very much.-tarol
Mann, / y.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-03-25

Heard in the , T room" Poly
wogs are just ike men and wom-
en-, two and two, and two and
TWO. - Editor 5 Note: Now just
what does that mcan?)
Imperial Valley press., 1929-03-25

Last Saturday l camo over to
school to play. went en- thr merry-
go-rourd, got in the middle Of it.
Ny foot slipped and got caught be
tween the bars and almost got
broken. II served me right Tor not
obcying the school ru!es.-Willard
Meyers, + y.
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Micky Morgan, the elevator opera
tor of the car Ruth habitually used,
told them where to find Mrs. Pei
low: shes in her Office on the
second fioor-238. Way at the back
of the building. 1 carried her up at
o'clock myself and seen her go
down toward her Office
The head cleaning woman, or
possibly more accurately, the
"housekeeper of the Starbridge
building, was in her little cubby-
hole of an Office, just as Micky had
assured the couple she would be.
They found her at her small, cheap
desk. talking over the telephone.
She nodded, and went on with her
conversation:
YVES, Mr.. Feldblum! under
n stand. Yes, I'll ask Min
ME if she saw the paper that's
missing, but all our cleaning women
have strict orders not to move pa
perS that are left out on desks. !.
All right, Mr.. Feldblum! Of course
I'm very sorry, but I'm sure OH"
she cried angrily, as she replaced
the receiver on the hook.
Hung up on me, as if I was dirt
under his feet! It's Miss Les
ter, isn't it? And Mr. Hayward?
Any news yet about poor Mr.. Bor-
den, though a harder man to get
along with. But I shouldn't say
a word, seeing as how he's dead"
mo, nothing yet" Ruth inter
rupted the voluble flow of converse
ton, and smiled charmingly at the
stately, white haired, White-uni-
formed "housekeeper" But, Mrs.
Fellow, there's something I'd like
awfully we'll to have you tell me"
MY land! More questlons!" Mrs.
PelloW raised her plump hands in
resigned despair. That shopping
young upstart, who says his name is
Carlson, and that big Mogul of a
detective-What'S his name? Nc
Mann?-haye been devilfng the life
out of me, SO I don't get a minute
to do my work."
Ruth's smile broadened, for she
knew that Mrs. Fellow had never
enjoyed herself SO much in her life.
1t is aWfully annoying, I know,
Mrs. Fellow, but I won't keep you
a. minute. You check out the
cleaning women as they leave
every evening, don't you+-about
8 o'clock?"
IT. 70 C0,,f;nuaIN
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about, honey?" Jack Z ,ired at
last.
Ruth shook her head, as if to
clear it of mists. "I-doE't know.
That's the funny thing about it.
In fact, I'm not so much
thinking as-listening."
ct ISTENING? Spirit mesSages?"
IL Jack laughed
You needn't taught" Ruth pro-
tested. Dad did come to me in
my dream last night and made me
remember the orchid tinted letter.
And I believe that letter is more
important than it seems now, or
Daddy wouldn't have"
ut was your subconscious, get
ting III a chance to remind you of
something you'd forgotten" Jack
explained easily. But I'm glad,
darling, that you had your little
visit with your father, even if it
was only dream. He must hare
been Wonder-Colby Lester"
HE was" Ruth agreed. But
shut up now, Jack, and let my sub
conscious work in peace. That's
what I'm trying to listen to-"
The girl frowned Those poor,
thin, tortured hands of Martha
Manning'S. What mute mes
sage had they been trying, with
out, Martha Mannings knowledge
or consent, to get across to her?
And surely there had been some-
thing eIse-something she'd made
a mental note of as Martha Man
ming talked, something apparently
trivial
Core along darling, if you want
to see Mrs. PelloW!' Jack interrupt
ed, just as Ruth felt that she was
on the verge of receiving clear,
strong messake from her subcon-
SciouS mind.
Now it's gonew she reproached
her future husband ambiguously,
but she rose obediently. Here's my
check. You may as well get used
to paying for it, young mani"
1t was good to breathe in deep
draughtS of the-sharp, cold air, to
feel the winter sunshine on their
faces. With mutual, unspoken con-
sent, the two who had lived for
two days under dreadful shadow
"a shadow which might material
ize into a prison cell for Jack Hay
Ward-stood for two or three min
utes on the edge of the sidewalk,
content not to talk, merely to
breathe deeply.
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NOR the nineteenth of this sea-
sons radio bridge games,
broadcast from station WFBM
Tuesday, Milton C. Work had for
his partner Mrs. Clyde Bissett, a
Well-knoWn bridge teacher and lee
turer of Kansas City, Mo, and Will
bur G. Whitehead was paired with
G. Drummond Jones of ST. Louis,
one Of Americas champion players.
Work, as South, the dealer,
opened the auction with one spade
on: Spades, A, K, j, 8, 5, 3; hearts,
A, @; diamonds, K, @, j; clubs, 4,
3. Jones, West, said two clubs on:
Spades, 4; hearts, K, 8, 6; diamonds,
A, 6, 3; clubs, A, j, 10, 9, Z, 2. Mrs.
Bissett, North, and Whitehead, East,
both passed. Mrs. Bissett, North,
had: Spades, @, 7, 2; hearts, j. 10, 4;
diamonds, 10, 8, 5; clubs, K, s, 6, 5.
Whitehead, East, held: Spades, 10,
8, 6; hearts, 3, 7, 5, 3, 2; diamonds,
8, 7, 4, 2; club, Q.
WORK increased MS own D1d TO Two
spades, which obtained the contract,
as Jones, West, was unable to con-
tinue clubs without an assist, which
his partner, Whitehead, East, was
unable to give.
Opening the play, Jones, West, led
the ace of clubs. From Mrs. Bis
sets, North's, hand, which became
Dummy, Work, Declarer, played the
5 of clubs, Whitehead, East, played
his singleton queen, and Work,
South, Declarer, played the 3.
Jones, West, continued with the
jack of clubs Work realized that
if he covered with Dumnly's king,
Whitehead, East, would trump the
trick. If he did not cover, the jack
would be good.
Since the trick had to be lost in
either case, Work, Declarer, played
Dummy's of clubs, instead Of need
lessly sacrificing the king.
He planned to use the king of
clubs later, if possible, for the dis
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''Why. Crystal" Faiths voice
.fluttered anxiously, as the girl,
scarcely availing herself of the
support of Bob's arm, walked slow
,Iy but steadily to the breakfast
table. st was going to fix you a
lovely tray for breakfast in bed.
You mustn't overdo, you know
= I'm feeling wonderfully we'll"
Crystal answered, with a smile that
.glowed-a- deep, steady light-in her
sbig. translucent eyes.
= "Attagirl!" Bob applauded, with
a warning looS at his wife. you
look great. ready to lick your
weight in wildcats" he added, with
rather heavy popularity And now
what's the program, Crys?"
1t was the first time her cousin
haG called her by the nickname
whSh she loved, because no one
ever used it wlao did not like her
tremendously.
Crystals smile became a little
tremulouS with happiness, but her
voice was steady and serene as she
answered: II am going to live. I
don't know the details yet, but 1
have a feeling that it's going to be
father a glorious adventure"
Startled Faith and Bob glanced
at each other involuntarily Crys-
tai, w..h her clear, new eyes, saw
their glanceS catch and hold, while
mute questions were asked and
answered, in the complete under
standing that exists between mar
ried people who love each other.
And suddenly, for the first time
since she had come to live with
her cousin ard his wife. Crystal
Hathaway caught a true vision OF
marriage.
Conversation flowed on COM
iortably, and Crystal took her
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part in it, but only the surface of
her mind was engaged. The rest
of it, along with her newly SYM
pathetic heart, studied the vision
which had been vouchsafed to her
new eyes.
So this was marriage All her
life, it seemed to Crystal, she had
been looking forward to a pro-
posal, an engagement, and we'd
ding. But she had never gone
farther than that.
She had not prepared herself in
any way for marriage itself. She
looked at Faith, and suddenly
realized that all of her life Faith
had been preparing herself for
marriage = uncens ciously perhaps,
but surely Crystal looked at Faith,
the wife, and yearned passionately
to understand her. then to sit at
her feet and learn wisdom.
Faith, the wife, had tender, serene
eyes, which kept returning, like
homing pigeons. to the man she
loved. Faith, the wife, had body
built for motherhood-full -bosomed,
strong, vital.
Not since she had known Faith
had Crystal heard her mention her
weight or fuss about reducing diets.
She had fashioned her body for
wifehood and motherhood, and now
she found it gloriously adequate to
life's demands upon it. The steady
glow of contentment in her hus-
bands eyes proved that Faith, the
wife. was his ideal.
What a charming. idyllic picture
of domesticity." a gay voice called
from the doorway I'm almost
afraid to JOIN you for fear I'll throw
a pebble into your beautiful tran
guilty" It was Cherry, of course. +,
(To Be Continued
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Ito Be Continued
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card of his own queen of hearts,
which would obviate the necessity
of attempting a heart finesse.
The Nome nugget., 1929-08-17
NOTICE OF APPLICATION
 FOR PATENT
MINERAL SURVEY NO. 1871
 M. A. NO. O846

IN THE UNITED STATES LAND
 OFFICE AT NOME, ALASKA.
 July 31, 1929 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that KEEWAL1K MINING COM PANY, a corporation organized and existing under the laws of the state of Washington, and a citi- zen of the United States, by Ira D. Orton, it's attorney in fact, whose residence and post office address is Nome, Alaska, has made application 2 before the United Stat es Land Office at Nome, Alaska, for United States Patent for placer mining claim known as EDITH BENCH PLACER, situate in the second tier of benches on the left limit of Candle Creek, about 1000 ft. west of Candle Creek on it's left hand watershed, and about 4.6 miles from the mouth of Candle Creek. in Nome Land District, Fairhaven Record ing Precinct, Territory of Alaska, Second Division, and is designat- ed by the Cadastral Engineer in charge for the Territory of AL aska as Mineral Survey No. 1871;
 the exterior boundaries of said claim according to the plat and field notes of said survey now on file with said Nome Land Office with ma gnetic variation of from N. 21 deg. 15 min. E. to N. 21 6eg. 40. E.. being as follows:
 Beginning at Cor. No. 1, id entical with location and with Cor. 8, Bench 13-2pd Tier, Sur. No. 1872, from which U. s. L. M. Sur. 1236 bears s. SS deg. 16 min. w. 221S.0 fit. thence N. 30 deg. 43 min. E. 1913 it. to Cor. No, ?, identical with location Cor. thence S. S1 deg. 20 min E. 714.7 fit. to true Cor. No. 3, which point being on the low ground where cor. would not be maintainable, witness cor. is placed s. 75 deg. 20 min. F. 12
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1t. to corner No. 2, a fir post 4 ms. square. 4 it. long, set fit in the ground, marked 2-1S56 BH thence
 s 23 deg. OS min. W. 66s.s 1t. to corner No. 8, limestone A X 10 X ins. marked 3-11 BH-1S56, thence
 N. 70 deg. IS min. w., 1O91.4 4 It. to corner No. 4, schist stone A s 3 ins. 12 ins. in the ground marked 4-1S56 II BH, thence
 N, 7 deg. 21 min E. 5S5.eO 1t, to corner No. 1, and place of beginning, containing an area of 16.742 acres.
 The conflicting claims with this survey are King Solomon Lode No. 3, Survey No. 3SS, Mrs. c. D. Lane Claimant.
 The adjoining claims are, on the north claims unknown and unsurveyed; on the east No. 12, Big Hurrah Creek placer, unsur- veyed, E. W. Quigley claimant; on the south King Solomon Lode Nc 3, and unknown and unsur- seyed ground, and on the west No. 10, Big Hurrah Creek placer, unsurveyed, E. W. Quigley claim ant.
 The Notice of location of the said placer claim is of record on Vol. 3, at page SS, of the records of the Bonanza Mining District, now part of and included in the Cape Nome Mining District, Ter ritory of Alaska.
 U. S. L. M. No. Sur. SPA, the mineral monument to which this survey is tied, is schist stone 5 ins., above ground marked U. S. L. M. 324, and is situate near the summit of Triley Mountain, about 0.5 miles east of solomon River and O.6 miles north of Big Hurrah Creek, in said mining dis trict, in Lat. GA deg, 40 min., 10 sec., N. Long. 164, deg. 16 min., 25 sec., w.
 THOS. D. JENSEN
 Register
 Publish-Aug. 3, 10, IT. 24. 31. Sept. z, IA. 21. IS, 1929.
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fl. from said true Cor. thence from said true Cor. No. 8, s. 27 deg. min. W. 1O72 it. to Cor. No. 4, identical with location and with Cor. No. 5, Bench 12 Sur. 1870, thence s. S5 deg. 39 min. w. S91.4 1t. to Cor. No 1 and place of beginning, containing an area of 19.341 acres.
 The notice of location of said claim is recorded in Book No. "A at page 77 of the records of said Fairhaven Recording Precinct.
 The adjoining claims are on the north and west unsurveyed and unknown, on the east Bench 12, first tier, placer Sur. 1870: and on the south Bench 13, sec ond tier. placer Sur. 1872, Kee- walik Mining Company, cor poration, claimant in both sur veys.
 U. s. L. M. Sur. 1236 to which this claim is tied is a granite stone 15x10 ins 16 ins. above ground. mkd USLM 1236 with cross (xl on top surface and earth mound fit. base alongside. Is situate on elevated open hill- side about $500 it west of Cand le Creek and miles S. S. W. from the town of Candle. In Lat 65 deg. 51.5 Min. N, Long. lG2 deg. % min. W.
 THOS D. JENSEN
 Register.
 Publish-Aug. 3. 10, IT, "A, 31, Sept. [, IA, 21, IS, 1929.
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MINERAL APPLICATION
 NO. OS47.
IN THE UNITED STATES LAND -..-OFFICE AT NOME, ALASKA.

IN THE UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE AT NOME, ALASKA July S1, 1929. ' NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that Curtis o. Roberts, whose post office address is Nome, Alaska, has made application before the Unit ed States Land Office at Nome, Alaska, for patent for that cer- tain placer mining claim known as NO. II, ABOVE DISCOVERY. on Big Hurrah Creek, about 2.75 miles from the mouth of said Big Hurrah Creek, and about g miles N. E., from the mouth of Solomon River and the settlement of Solo mon, and being Mineral Survey No. 1856, in the Cape Nome Min ing District and Precinct, Terri tory of Alaska.
 Said mining claim being more particularly described in the plat and field notes of the official sur vey thereof now on file in the said land office, with magnetic varia- tions of from IS deg. 50 min. E., 19 deg, 50 min. E., as follows:
 Beginning at corner No. 1, the N. W. corner, limestone 24x10x2 ins.. 12 ins. in the ground, mark ed Ill BH 1856, from whence U. s. L. M. Sur SPA. bears N. 70 deg 03 min W. 9013.74 it., thence
 S. "A deg 3S min E. 126O.00
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS IN PROBATE COURT, CAPE NOME PRECINCT, TERRITORY OF ALASKA.

In the matter of the Estate of Fred Harrison. deceased.
 Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been appointed Executor of the Estate of Fred Harrison, deceased, and letters testamentery issued to him by the Probate Court, Cape Nome Pre- cinct, Territory of Alaska, and that Creditors having claims against the said Estate are required to pre- sent same, verified to the under signed at Nome, Alaska within 6 months from date hereof.
 Dated at Nome, Alaska, this 18th day of July, 1929.
 F. H. G. GIBSON,
 Executor of Estate of Fred
 Harrison, deceased. = Publish-July 27, Aug. 3, 10, IT, 24, 1929.
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The editorNcf great magazine sent for certain author who had submitted an unsolicited manu- script.
 q am glad to make your ac- quaintance, air,'' said the editor, enthusiastically. "The story you sent us is perfectly splendid. But why use a nom de plume. Let us publish it over your own name and it will make you famous
 'Tm not after the fame" ob- iected the author. "It's money I want"
 "But you'll get as much money in either case" ...-....
 "No I won't. If I publish it ov- CT my own name, my wife will get the money"
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On certain Southern golf course the sand pits are famous for their difficulty. A New York man played into one of the pits, and then curst, none the less male- violently, if silently, while he took siv intellectual strokes, laising on- ly clouds of sand and fairly bury ing the ball. Presently he was aware of an interested and in creGulous darky watching him.
 "Whar you see dat snake you's tryin' to kill, man" he demanded.
 The motto above the great edi- tors desk read, Accuracy, Accu- racy. Accuracy"
 Therefore the story turned in by the cub reporter contained this statement:
 Three thousand nine. hundred and ninety-nine eyes were fixt up- on the speaker.''
 What means this fool state ment," asked the great editor, as he prepared to use the blue pen oil.
 "One man was blind in one eye," replied the cub.
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N o T I c H

All furnishings, be1dihes. beds, mattresses, and other personal pro- perty contained in the Golden Cats Hotel and adjacent buildings, be- James A. Swartzel will be offered for sale. Terms Cash, inquire Geo. s. Maynard. administrator, at tho Nome Nugget Onace.
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Father (angrily entering parlor at twelve-thirty)-"Look here, young man! Do you stay as late as this when you call on other girls.'
 Jack (trembling with fear)- "N-n-n-no, sir!"
 Father (appeased, as he leaves the room)-"That's all right, then (Aside) Thank Heaven! Mary has caught on at last!"
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The Innkeeper (making up a guests bilD-"The first time I made it thirteen shillings; now I make it seventeen. Just come and add it up, my dear, and see if you can get it right"
 His Better Half-"Oh. why not let it go as it is-I might make it thirteen again.
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Lady-"Pardon me but are these eggs fresh laid"
 Grocer-"Absolute madam. The farmer I purchased them from won't allow his hens to lay them any other way"
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What is that mans occupation
 We'll replied Senator Sorghum lit depends on your point of view whether you say he is conducting campaign of education or is just a plain lobbyist
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Do You Buy
 F rom Home F own. Merchants?
sr1MU14ANr TO PROGRESS.


 In legal parlance there emptor' which 'et not single out any class of buyers.
 There people Nome who buy everything al and from hometown merchants people in this community who buy little thought sy spending their of town to the community Those who buy at home their community by keeping their and buying from business existence their reputation for fair dealing The merchant gives his fruits his industry his communtys patronage
 The principle which people patronize local merchant who his invested where them should newspapers his community This boosts Nome it's stutons and business It fixture, with heavy investment upon patronage the community
 Merchants increase busi. Consumers read advertisements buy with the least time and ageously both that advertising that brings them of the the chief simuants to community growth and betement.
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Father-"You have no sense; I'm going to cut you off with a million"
 The Son-"If you do I'll dis grace the family by riding around in a secondhand car"
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The prodigal son returned.
 "Fatted calf is out of date" he cried, give me bull reindeer
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Competing You used to say competition is the life of trade"
 ''So it is," replied MT. Cumrox, 'only instead of competing to sell things. the idea now is to cor ner 'em up and get people com peting for chance to buy"
The Nome nugget., 1929-08-17

Actor-"What is poetry of mo- tion."
 Poet-"The kind that's always going from editor to editor'
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N q F 10 K

All copy for changing advertise aents in Weekly Nugget must be in the printers hands not iater than THURSDAY. 5 F. M., to insure in- sertiOa.
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We don't know who put the pune in punctuation, but we do know whole lot of punctuation is put nto punk.
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Owner" "Whatll it cost to re- pair this car of mine.''
 Garage Proprietor-"What ails it.
 Owner-'I don't know"
 Garage Proprietor Thirty four dollars and sixty-five cents."