Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1929-11-22
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by Arthur Brisbane

By Arthur Brisbane
A Wave of Hysteria
5000 Miles in 80 Minutes
Life Futile, She Jumped
Women. Colleges Starved
TN October this country sold to other
! countries merchandise amounting
to five hundred and thirty million dol.
lars. record tor the year and, for
eight years. excepting two months in
1928.
IN October We bought from foreign
ers tire hundred and ninety.two mil
lions worth Of goods
Business is good, money is cheap.
Then. what is the matter with US?
Two things. period Of reckless gamb
ling and a wave Of hysteria.
On an island in the Baltic, Ger
many's able Professor Oberth viii ex.
pertinent with high altitude rockets
Using for fuel benzine and liQuified
oxygen, the rockets WILL go up fifty
miles into what Professor Oberth calls
planetary space"
It Is believed that such rockets.
steered by Robot gyroscope pilots,
descending lightly, restrained by auto
matte parachutes. will carry mail
| I'M 10 {,, A{vk.
minutes.
Twenty-Five dollars worth Of fuel
will carry 1900 letters. The same
pocket body can be used 100 times.
Jules Verne never thought OF that
scientific possibility.
! A girl OF 10. well educated. hand
| some, hired an airplane and Jumped
to her death, when 1000 feet up. Her
farewell note said. Life is futile. to
60 on living Is wrong" and asks what
shall find in death?"
Whatever she finds, the young lady.
on arrival, should not 60 up in plane
and jump out. She found an interest
ing world with great possibilities here
and should have stayed.
Had she married at IL, and had a
baby at Is she would still be here,
fussing about the baby.
| Too much introspection, an unnat-
ural life filled with vague theories
producing temporary insanity are re.
sponsible for the sad tragedy.
!
We are here to work, help others
4 around us, and make the world better
for those that follow, as our predeces-
! sors made 1t better for us, do our
/ duty and not ask fate questions.
Fate never answers, earnest work
( always answers, satisfactorily.
4 Charles E. Hughes made a good
speech the other day, demanding more
generous endowment of women's eiu.
| cation.
Seven leading women's colleges
have not one-tenth the endowment of
the seven leading mems colleges.
That Is extremely foolish, for the
mothers of the human race are at
least ten times as important as the
fathers.
What women learn they remember
and tell TO their children. What men
learn they forget In business and don't
! tell anybody
| Good news for rabbit breeders in
California and elsewhere, and for
farmers that grow rabbit hay" green
alfalfa. cut when the blossoms are
| fresh and blue.
Mr.. Simon. one of New FORKS wis
est merchants, tell customers "for
warmth, there is nothing in the world
like rabbits wool" He mixes the fur
with silk and gets $3.50 for bodice
top vests. $1,000 for "yoke-front cuff
panties."
How many rabbits go to one "pan.
tie is not told. But If Mr.. Simon will
start rabbit fur cuff pantie factory
in Los Angeles that region will supply
the fur. the power. the workers. and
| profits.
| Senator Borah, who carries the
farmer in. his arms lovingly. like the
father Of the child in the earl King"
will find that you can't separate farm
ers and stocks. Wheat, cotton, corn
drop In spite Of loving care and tho
100000 900 government fund. That re.
fleets the drop In stocks.
Senator Borah suggests that Con
gress should Investigate the Elk
change and give the people the real
facts"
II the Senator would do that and
give Wall Street the real facts, the
! Exchange would be much obliged to
him. Nobody is half as much puzzled
as that poor Exchange at this time.
BY way of comfort, Wall Street
writer tells you: 1.-THE panic of 1897
came to an end" f'3
The panic Of 1857 came to an end.
L. The panic of 1873 came to an end.
The panic Of 1893 came to an end.
The panic of 1907 came to an end.
And the panic of 1929 will come to
an end
| Certainly It NAV have ended nouv