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New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
ART IN OLD LYME \ CREDIT TO STATE

Old Lyme is an artistic place and the artistic temperament runs un- rammeled. The artists in Province town may do more to attract public attention, but those in Old Lyme build upon secure foundations by making the entire town feel the i'm petus of high art with capital A. Unlike the Provincetown colony. they have no standing invitation out to have tourists come 10 look them over; indeed, Old Lymers are in clined to regard the visiting goggle- eyed with apprehension. But those who pass through the town are treated 10 beautiful eyeful of what art can do for a community provided there is no necessity to re- ly upon anything else 10 make liv- ing. Being in this happy state, Old Lyme has done yeoman service in putting Connecticut on the art map. and such exhibitions as are staged there every so often gain the attcn- tion of the most sophisticated cog noscenti and professionals in New York and elsewhere.
 Even the town as whole has that quiet color scheme that comes only with deep knowledge of what true art should be like. No glaring hodge, podge store fronts greet the eyes; even the most commercial sort of an establishment-of which there of necessity must be few to fill the wants of the artists-muSt be paint ed and arranged according to the best principles of craftsmanship. A commercial institution that refused to abide by this unwrittcn law in the community would lack in that good will which can be turned into trade. and none so far has failed to comply with the general color scheme Of quiet dignity
 Old Lyme is not a town but an in stitution. Old Connecticut, despite its DreOrCungtioD in the mortC of con1 merce. pauses to feel bit of pride at possessing such a town.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
25 Fears Ago Today

At meeting of the dry goods merchants held this morning, it was agreed to close the stores on Friday afternoons during the summer.
 James Towers. engineer of fire company No. ?, sent in his resigna- tion to Chairman Boyle today
 T. w. OConnor has formed q baseball team to met Bristol at the Disbursements outing. Some of the players on the aggregation are w. r. Delaney, J. H. kirkham, J. NJ. Hallor2n, G. W. klett P. s. Me Mahon. NJ. P. Leghorn and J. J. Higgins.
 The New Haven Hermans Sons Singing society claims that first prize at the annual Saengerfest held in this city was awarded to Hart ford by agreement. The charge is causing considerable excitement.
 The Pawnee Bill Wild West show will be in this city on August 6.
 Howard s. Hart and family are visiting at Cottage city.
 The report of the tax collectors for the month of June shows that S20.524Sl was collected, a gain ot sS.000 over last year.
 The moulders employed at the foundry at North & Judds met yes terday afternoon and discussed the prices which the concern offered 1 them for the rest of the year.
 The health committee is expected to appoint milk inspector at it's meeting tomorrow evening. Abbie Meisner was appointed as- sociate secretary of Winthrop coun- | cil, D. of L., at a meeting held last evening. stephen Sautter was elect, ed treasurer.
 ~FarmerS are complaining that robins and crows are doing consid- erable damage to their corn crops.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

...,-...t -,nIld by SeNtIuI UI his students an Amerdcen university professor paid d surprise visit to the crofter who at first Was very un- willing to discuss his particular bees or his methods in securing his amazing honey production. But the plimcntary remarks of the pro- lessor and the very apparent respect of the students seemed to thaW the Croftcr's aioofness and at last he admitted that his secret lay in sup plying the bees with frequent meals of sugar soaked in whiskey.
 This information astounded the visitors to such an extent they could scarcely speak for several seconds But at last the professor said
 "My excellent fellow, you hay" amazed us May I ask if you have ever noted anything cratic, peculiar or strange in the flight movements or general behaviour of your bees after partaking of their alcoholic re- past"
 With quite smile the pawky crolter replied. Moo that you men, ton it, sir, must admit that occa- sionally I've see them sort O rail- Vcllt an wanner-t-lille. Aye an when they've had over much whusky, I've seen thoosars O them flcciu' humr backwards"
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

One way to reduce family troubles incident to operating cap pistols, playing with fire crackers and all the rest is to spin away from the scene in the family bus, thereby glV- ing the kids scenery to admire ln- stead of the other things incident to the Fourth. If the automobiles re- yive the old fashioned picnlcs on this holiday they will have accom- plished considerable 10 alleviate conditions that the grown-ups have learned to dislike.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
DOING THE HESITATION AT COLLISION CORNER

Observing motorists will have mo- ticed that the latter part of last week workmcn were engaged in erecting traffic lights of the go-and- stop variety at West Main street and Corbin avenue, the well-known "col- lision corner" They are not yet in operation. the electrical synchroniza- ton not having been completed. But in due course they will be working and then there will be just that much more 10 worry about on the road 10 Piainyille and points west
 A traffic policeman at this corner no doubt would have been a better way to solve the hazards incident to the crossing; but the police depart ment asserts with show Of logic that so long as the city does not pro- vide enough traffic policemen for this work the only alternative is traf- fife lights unless the city is 10 be en- tirely oblivious of traffic dangers at such crossings and adopts the policy of letting the hospitals get fair share of the motorists There are few, obviously, who would care to be quoted as in favor Of such a prin- ciple.
 At Lincoln and West Main streets. however the city has found it ad- visable to place a traffic officer on duty during the rush periods of the day. This move is commendable, considering the huge motor traffic that continually presses along West Main street and the growing use of Lincoln street as an artery toward the country club district. It is no- ticeable at this crossing, too, that the presence of the traffic officer ac- celerates traffic as well as making it safe for pedestrians as well as motorists, This is an advantage over the lights, which while it makes travel safe cannot be said to acceler- ate it.
 There arc other blind corners in the city which give the public much to think about. The corner at Church and Elm streets undoubtedly is one of the worst in town, while those at Washington and Myrtle and High and Myrtle are likewise bad Traffic policemen from time to time give them attention. and system such as that in vogue at West Main and Lincoln would no doubt be of advan- tage.
 Every city, of course. is confront ed with pretty much the same prob- rem as is worrying the pOpulaCe in New Britain, and virtually all of them are at their wits end in an ef- fort to solve the situation without seriously slowing mp and impeding traffic. But it can be said that few cities have their traffic problems in exactly the same form as New Brit ain. due to the large number of crossings here which are triangular in shape. Citizens should cndeavor to aid the traffic department as much as possible; and good conduct and courteous treatment for the other fellow at such crossings is one way 10 accomplish ii,
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Spires and Gargoyles
All the French You Need 10 Know


 (By One Recently Abroad) Bon ieWer. you ol' son of gun Wee gates? Let's go over 10 that brassery on roo Sharl La Feet where we used to get the omelets avee seece crts, and tn pun de tairs. and the cCrnfitoor, and the pan and burr. and the van rouge o: van blank, all for cat franc sankant sonteem."
 Trays beans, old timer. I com pree every word you said. I've been chersaying all over the boulevard for some of my old buddies, and now that we are together. Hank, I'll feel at home in Farce. Com bien-"
 "Racgarday! There Eo-a couple of mamHells. Dee donN; hey you, Pardonay mWar mamHolls, Noolay VOC narniay aVcc us? OoOWcc Ban? There you are, Hank, we're going to have guests poor decnay.
 Ruth r. Heller
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

Buhaloes in the United States and about l25 wild ones, of which about 100 are in the "house- rock" valley, just north of the Grand Canyon. They are owned by the state of Arizona. About 25 are privately owned. In Canada there are 10,457 buffaloes captive and 1,500 wild. In the world there are 16,417 buff faloes. An estimate of the primi- tive buffalo population of the United States places the number at between 30 and 60 million.
 o. From what is the citric acid of commerce made?
 A. Lemon juice.
 c. What is the record attend ance at the Memorial Day races at the Indianapolis speedway?
 A. It was this year when 16j.O00 persons attended.
 Q. From what kind of wood is the Xylophone made?
 A. Spruce, maple and several other woods are used in making the bars. and the other parts are of met2l.
 c. How old is Billie Dove?
 A. Twenty-siX years.
 e. Why is Latin called dead language?"
 A. Because it is not the spoken language of any nation or people today.
 .. Did the St. Louis American league baseball team ever win the American league pennant?
 A. No.
 c. When was President Hoover born?
 A. August 10. 1874.
 c. What is kid?
 <. Leather made from the skins of young goats
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

rather hard boiled, and for a lady from the older Lynn to make such general public would desire in an English visitor.
 Lynn is having its big time in a fashion the present generation will never forget, To be 300 years old n. this new country "i"nr # -onsider- able leadership over most cities. The remainder of New England offers congratulations.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
MOVIE HOUSE CLOSED WHEN MAN AND WIFE
 SAT SIDE RY NTnE

Washington, June 2S (UP)- American movie fans don't know how lucky they are. There was one lone moving picture house in the lit- tie Dutch town of Rucyhen. Now there is none the cinema section Of the Commerce Department has been advised It was closed because a man sat by his wife.
 According 10 the municipal laws of Rucyhen. It was explained, male and female patrons of shows, on grounds of public morality" must sit separately. Police raidcd the theater one night and discovered the two "CulprJts.'
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
LYNN. ENG.. WOMAN MAYOR
 VISITS LYNN, MASS.

Not since the visit of Queen Marie of Rumania has there been a more gracious parsonage from the upper ranks in Europe in this country than Marchioness Gladys Townsend mayor of Kings Lynn, England, and her son. The woman and offspring are at Lynn, Mass. to take part in the tercentenary celebration of that city. Thus the two I.ynns. the new one Of 300 years, and the older one in England for which the American Lynn was named, are bound to- gcthcr in most unique celebration.
 The marchioness has made mag nificent impression in Lynn. her gracious personality, willingness 10 answer all questions. readiness to be photographed and her ability to shake hands with everyone desiring the privilege, having caused the ter centenary crowds to regard her as most lovable lady
 Too frequently, when a representa- tive from the oldest families in Eng land comes 10 this country. he or she has regarded us rather icily as fringe of civilization that is raw and untamed. The marchioness has turn ed out 10 be a lady well met agree able 10 all and proud Of the oppor- t1ni'y 10 visit the namesake of the city Of which she is the honorcd mayor
 As one of the Boston papers re- marked, the folks in Lynn are
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
COMPARE NEW BRITAIN WITH SOME OTHER CITIES"

When Alderman Falk let fly his recent strictures upon the alleged presence Of political patronage he said existed in the city he got con- siderable attention from those who are inclined to listen to any kind of criticism that tends to injure the "other party That is to say, good many Republicans highly commend ward words, while sundry Democrats rose to the defense of the existing situation by making stirring denials.
 The charges, however, were not serious even if true. To the best of our calculation, ony a small amount of outlay was involved in the first place; in the second place. what po- litical party so far forgets itself as to fail to do as much as possible for its workers once it gets into power?
 Patronage is the kernel of the po- 1itical system as it is operated. The prevailing notion is that to get into office means not only to obtain the honors that go with the offices. but the pay and emoluments; and the ty n do the workers. It is this way in both the Republican and Democratic parties. Let everything in office-get- ting be run on strictly merit basis, or business basis, and what stimula- ton is there for the workers to get out and work on election day? The hard workers in the wards cannot be expected 10 get out their vote unless there is something more tangible in sight than the satisfaction of having won the election. It may be idealistic to expect some other motive to hold sway, but idealism is not running rampant in political camps regard less of the pretensions of the two parties.
 Political patronage in New Brit ain, if it exists to any marked extent. Is not serious enough to create public apprehension. The town ad- mittedly IS well-governed. compared with any of the other major cities in the state. What is there in New Britain that compares in political skulduggery with conditions as they have been found in the last few years iE Waterbury, in Bridg port. or New Haven? The closest approach to New Britain's style of efficient government is found in Hartford. but there are few of us who would admit. on the fact of the figures, that Hartford is better governed.
 There are groups in this city who look at everything from the finan- cial standpoint If they look far enough they must conclude that New Britain has nothing 10 learn from any Of the four other major cities of the state in financial affairs. Ii was not entirely due to the Republican majorities here that the state select ed Edward r, Hall for it's finance minister, but 10 the fact that Mir Hall had been active in keeping New Britain's finances at the high water mark; and it ought to be noted and not so readily overlooked that MT. Hall was retained as chairman of the board Of finance and taxation during Democratic administrations indeed, he gained his chief promi- nence during such regimes. He can not be said to have been an eXclu-
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
MRS. KELLUM BUYS HOME

Reno. New. July 3 LP Mrs. Elizabeth l.. kellum. aunt of Polly Lauder Tunney and daughter of one of the Carnegie associates, has pur- chased the estate of Norman De NauX of Durant Motors interests at Lake Tahoe.
 Mrs. kellum obtained a divorce in Reno year ago and continued to reside here.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Southern Cross Forced
 Down by Motor Fault

Allahabad, British India. July 3 UP)-The airplanc Southern Cross. en route from Calcutta to karachi. was forced to land here at noon to- day because of magneto trouble.
 The Southern Cross, flown by Cap tain E. Kingsford- Smith and three companions. is trying to complete flight from Sydney. N. S. w. to Eng land. It left Karaahi at dawn today.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

SOlldl reply. lnSlSneV requests can not be answered. All letters are confidential. Editor.
 Q. Does a bullet fired vertically into the air ascend faster than it falls back to earth?
 A. When the bullet leaves the muzzle of the gun. the explosion of the powder imparts tremendous propelling force. but when it de- scends it is freely falling body with a uniformity accelerated mo- ton.
 c. What is the dcbenturc plan of farm relief? Why is President Hoover opposed to it?
 A. IL was proposed to issue gov ernmcnt debentures or pay-orders to merchants exporting agricultural products, to be redeemed by prescn tation for payment of import duties. It is assumed that this will increase the domestic price of the agricul turdl products above the price in the world market by the amount of tilt utbtllt III t. I LII NNdiil pIN, II the debenture oo exported wheat is 21 cents a bug !, the price of wheat will be T cents higher in the domestic market than in the i world market President Hoover is opposed to the plan on the ground that it will benefit a f"w spectators and will bring no direct or real | benefit to the farmer.
 Q. What is burnoosc?
 A. A hooded cloak worn by the Arabs.
 O. What animal does crminc come from?
 A. Ermine was originally the name for the European shoat when it acquires It's white winter coat. | As the name of a fur, however, it is applied generally 10 the winter 1 pelt of any weasel, that is white, except the black tip of the tail. A , large portion of the supply comes from two or more species inhabit- ing northern Canada. thoueh pclts are also imnorted from northern Russia and Siberia. Q. What are the names of the 'sevcn seas?
 A. North and South Atlantic, North and south Pacific. Indian, Arctic &rf Antarctic oceans. c. Will the national origins act reduce or increase the quota for the Irish Free State? A. The present quota iH 9S,5G7. Under the national origins uuota it will be 1853.
 c. What is the nationality and meaning of the name Emilia?
 A. IL is an Italian feminine name and means helpmatc or industrious.
 c. Was Joyce kilmcr, the poet, man or d Womanr A. A man. He was killed in battle in the world war on August I, 1918.
 Q. How many bulialOea, captive and wild are there in the United ! States and the world?
 A. The United States Biological 1 Survey says that there are between i four and five thousand captive
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
"'relI Me All About IL"

Joyce: "Toll me what you've beer doing since I saw you last"
 Fred; "Oh, nothing much-I put over a deal the other day, though" Joyce; Did you really" How simply marvellous. Tell me all about it"
 Fred: "Wcll. I sold the guy the firms been trying to sell for a&es-" Joyce; You didn't, Don't you feel terribly encouraged ."
 Fred: "Well, it wasn't so much" Joyce: "I think it was simply marvc}ous--tell mo all about it.' Fred: "WeIl, this is sort of Il tough proposition and the firm Joyce: Actually, don't see how you ever did it."
 Fred: Well, it wasn't so awfully hard-I-''
 Joyce: "I think it was simply marve;ous. What sort of a deal was it?"
 Fred: Well, you see. wed been trying to sell this fellow and" Joyce: GO on -- I'm thrilled 10 death."
 Fred: "So the firm let me call on him and"
 Joyce: Before l forget it my dear, can you come to dinner Sat urday before the Leagues dancer
 Fred "I'd love to-"
 Joyce: "Well, l think it's simply marvellous about that deal you put over. Don't you honestly feel ter. ribly encouraged and all?"
 Irwin Glenn Cincr
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
'IIStOIl,s,

Ii is not news that ladies with charm often manage to bring a ccr- tain amount of intoxicating liquor into this country. One we hear O. left large bottle of Benedictinc on top of everything else in one of her suitcascs.
 What" asked the Customs man. lis this?"
 The lady gave him her sweetest smile. "Oh," ,shc said, that's q secret" The official, as it happened vas not 10 be outdonc He tossed d bit of fincry about it, closed the bag and stuck on q customs seal
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Memher Audit Bureau Of Circulation

Vhe A B. C. Is national organization which turnshes newspapers and adNer- tisers with strictly honest analysis or circulation. OuI circulation statistirs are hased upon this audit. This insuIes pro tection against fraud m newspaper dis t.ibution figures to both national ana local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Npmber ot the Associated Press

Tho Associated Press eXI luSNe1y en' titled to the use foi re publication "f au news rIedltt q to II or mol Whti wise credited m thIs paIiei and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

As last resort, we can go back to the old fashioned scheme Of teaching youth to be decent just for the sake of decency.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Would Be!

Miss Whelan You say this underwear is far ahead of anything on the market" Clerk: Yes; it's a step-in ad- rance,'
 M H. Crimmins
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Nn NOACltXi

Baseball Fan They pounded you pretty hard yesterday. You don't seem to mind it though"
 Pitcher: No I'm married."
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Facts and Fancies
(Ry Robert Ouillen)

Some people are normal and some spend money for books when they haven't a single good tire on the premises.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

If only the manager. when things go wrong, could warm up another umpire.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

The Herald iB on sale daily in New York at HotalinSs Newsstand. Times Square: Schutz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central 4snd Street.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

Disease germs rarely travel through the air alone; they fly as passengers an particles of dust.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
S D %:Wz7Qhq6 Mxs1N E1XHALL vUDKZL
Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded 10 New York
Now That It's 90 In the Shade

July excursions are the rule,
 Why not to the South Pole, folks. To picnic there on icebergs cool.
 Shoot snowballs for a goal, folks,
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Be Polite,

Mrs. Robinson Cat soashorc): ''The tide is going out" Prof. Robinson: "Wcll, tell it to close the door after it"
 Hope Gustafson
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

There is some use for modern liquor in case Of snake bite, you can pour some on the snake and enjoy watching him suffer.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

The only thing sure about sum- mer resort is that most of the dis agreeable. snobbish people will choose the same one you do.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
Self Protection

Self Protection! Policeman: What do you call this thlng?'
 Rufus: Oats nah safety razah :" Policeman: This is no safety razor. It's a regular one" Rufus: Sure tiS' boss. An dun carries it foh nah own safety"
 -Dorothy Fry Copyright, 1929, Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

The only profitable advertising medium in the City Circulation books and press room alwayp open 10 adNsftstrs.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
9H1r Har1y~ T|tAHsRstk: fEssFER :;; Has ye heard th;s ore |?
B,I!iS ON THE ROGZi,

BEES ON THE BOOZE
 Donside crofter had met with tremendous success as a honey ey- pert 1nded, it was rumourod that this man got fifty per cent more honey from his hives than any other be"-Eccp"r in the country.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
TROLLEYS GIVE WAY BUT NOISE REMAINS

The Middletown Press does not seem to care much for the trolley it said on Monday when some more went off the streets:
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03

And yet the happiest homes are the ones that forget to put on the butter knife unless there is con- panY.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
QUESTIONS ANSWERED

question Of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor. New Britain Herald. Washington Bureau. 1922 New York avenue, Washington. D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical legal and martial advice cannot be given, nor can eX- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per sonal reply. Unsigne1 requests can not be answered. All letters are confd eltial. Editor.
New Britain herald., 1929-07-03
\crse Libre

Kiss me on the other eye. This ones caring out.