New Britain herald., 1929-08-10
ANDY SUGGESTS
 LAWS FOR THE AIR
Rules for AViatorS as They
 Occur to Him
Contributed


 Dear Mary Ann:
 Now that We have learned that aNiators can stay up in the air the length of the vacation the boss won't let us take without doing anything more strenuous than re- won't be long before most every body will turn in their gas wagons to get one with wings In a few years even groceries will be deliv- cred y air in time for the house. wife to prepare meals before hubby comes home from work. tired and hungry, mostly hungry All shell hafta do is 10 step outa the house with a clothes basket while the fly ing grocer takes careful aim, drops the steaks, oatmeal and spinach
 But Heaven help her if he ab- sentmindedly drops 100- pound bag of flour. Roofs of large buildings will be leyeled off to assure easy landings sos plane owners can fivver to work and park without worrying about blocking driveways or fire hydrants. Anybody poking their noble bean outa a window watching late arrivals will hafta pull in their neck quickly if the craft misjudges the edge of the roof, grts hung on an awning or something and spills the contents overheard Only reckless galoot will attempt to navigate through a window, even if it is wide open.
 All this overhead traffic will probably lead to the Air Vehicle Dept" handing out advice. rules and suggestions. similar to the following Do not swoop down under street lights or too close to telephone poles. especially on any Main street, as you're liable 10 disturb the curb stone shieks leaning against 'em. Never yolplane so close to the ground that you'l remove some pedestrlans straw lid as there's nothing gonna stop him from pick ing up rock and heavins it after you. Unless forced to do so never land on q picket or barbed wir" fence as what patching will be r. quired won't be all on the old bus.
 When making a 3-point landing pick out some other place to dig up turf than on golf course greens or the neighbours front lawn. Do not park near anybody's aerial because they probably get enough static any ways. Unlimited parking only over vacant lots dumps, ice ponds. etc, with 30 minutes over public Ii, braries and cemeteries. When near ing a thunderstorm use your own Judgment, even if it is terrible. h passing 2 crate at night dim your headlights to give the other bimbo chance to guess where he's going CoaGting on a fast moving cloud, to gave gasoline. is something only a tightwad would do.
 Landing on moving trains or trolley cars is considered 'sneaking ride and those who make q prac- tce of this will be promptly kicked off by the crew. Challenging a comet to a race is a foolish as well as dangerous stunt and offenders will have their license suspended. Chasing rainbows is also considered reckless driving and is punishabi" by fine. Do not fill the radiator, if any, of your buggy with water from the Big Dipper. Or the little on" either. Wing walking Romcos must refrain from loaine along the Milky Way, flirting and trying to heavy date the stars. CThey've looked down on you all these years and will continue to do SOL
 2 'Flocks Of wild geese must h4 given the right t-of-way, regarA- less of where they think they'r" going. Any interference with their flight should be settled outa court and passengers must not use 'hc feathers to stuff sofa pillows"
 ANDY DALE.