Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-01-21

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earth again. That's exactly vhst
happened to Vic. who slew a wicked
line Of sslve waiting fer bis break.
which cane. Then the Ewings sailed
high until his wings were clipped BY
the stock market.
IL il similar TO Saturdays Chill
dren" only here and there, but ~ "
frsil entertainment u the most II
is never q bother. however. because
Mr.. Reed has seasoned IL with some
amusing passages, most Of which are
artfully handled BY the talented y g.
Nugent, who has written plays along
the same pattern The others are
skilled p~retenders. which make SKY
rocket" fit for man or critic while be
Is witnessing IL, but il doesn't send
you away fully contented- II prob
ably will net thrive.
THE BEST SMILES or 1928
Frank J.. Wilstach the compiler
81 The Dictionary Of Smiles" has
gathered another harvest, his eighth
annual. The fashion or simile-huild-
inE 10 becoming q nationsl psstine
\ Il is with no little pride that this
bureau contributed an abundance of
them. You probably will recall them
cr the names or their contributors.
The SMILES not credited here ere
marked Anon and Ibid in Mr.. VS.
book OF them.
Sore ~ A rorcupine with inErcrn
quills DR.. Butler has made 20
many speeches his teeth are getting
70 look like phonograph needles.-
Bugs Basr.
a. good company as A night nurIt-
Haywood Broun.
Long IS a zait for Mayor J. J.
Walker.|ames G. Collins.
/ Dempsey viii knock him sitter
than a dress shirt-Jack Conway.
As welcome to membership as an
scrobot in the Lambs Cluh.--Nst
Dcrfran He moaned likrAE
busted observation-disclosures J.. Yen
ninEs.
He broke her nose into az many
pieces aG n Liberty ssrisl.-Walter
0'Keefe Scarce aS q Scotch
biSanist-JudEs.
Bored as a oheruS girl on the
shows second niRht.-Arthur Kobet
a.. As unintereRtinF MS Sunday
dramatic rage in July.-c. "A. Leo
nsrd.
Falls as flat as 3 Levine reesp-
tion.-Psre LorentE.
Low a. the insteps On q duck
George D. Lothian.
As monotOnous as a second visit
10 a night elub.-Tom Mason.
a. unquestionablo ~ the inten-
tions Of a musical comedy hero
Rose Watkins . . As safe from ar
rest as a New York gangster.
Al unknown NJ the other senator
from Idaho . Fair ms a Mexican
generals trisl . As loose and
flabhy as last years carriers.
Democratic ~ 4 sailors sweet
heart when the fleet Ia In.
She had as much use for him IS
. fish has for > bathing suit.
Glum as = t~onEue-tied parrot
Joseph q. Loncrlr . Al WORTHLESS
as a campaign poster the day after
eleetion.-Holger L~undbergh.
The Cards est. Louis Nationally
Joseph u. Lincoln A. worthless
car.-Neal OfHara Disconnected
as the dictionary.-Isobel Patterson.
SAVED,
The magistrate bent stern hTorH
o. the defendant.
"You are charged with exceeding
the speed limit last night" he de-
claimed. "Are you guilty or not
well. you can decide for your
self. Judge replied the prisoner.
Il was in that car o passed just
before they pinehsd me-
TRUE PLEASURE
"A negro vas seen driving a ~fllvrer
round ard refund q tree cut IN tie
weeds recently. Asked what he was
doing. he TsrlisS:
"IIe maxim ~ many ltf M
turns plssEeS vrtout Rstain
Caileq down vi v rep-
NOT TO HIS TASTE
A certain hiEh-tsmpersd and rone-
tco-cultuFed man had q fight with a
nrirhbor and uas placed IN nm In
diana county jail. charged with -
sault and battery. Lacking money,
he sent the following note. after sew
eral days. to his s~on-in-law:
II want you 40 see Henry and some
M my other friends around there and
try ~ arrange 4 bond 20 ret me out
Of jail. arr net q bit satisfied here"
lington LlaN
book W.
J tion a. the Association Against the
Prohibition Amendment. ' hich still
elings to the hope Of modifying the
dry regime by conventional leglsla-
tive means.
I do believe Ii 20 be true Of the
more impatient wet element which,
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