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Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
TRY THIS ON YOUR GARDEN

Demonstrations made by the department of agri- culture show that it is possible to grow vegetables inde genous to the temperate in far northern attitudes. Not only this but yields may be increased all crops save Lima beans, from 100 to 800 per cent
 The secret lies in utilization of tar paper as a mulch. The paper is unroed along the both sides if such things beets, radishes and spinach planted and slit allowed between the paper sufficient for sow ing the seeds Then you merely have pull out the grass weeds that grow beside the plants and leave the garden to grow without cultivation If cabbage and other ndi- vdua plants set the strip of paper is stretched and pinned down after which cut is made to allow the setting of the plant
 With the above method such crops as cotton have been grown 200 miles north of the cotton bel yielding more than 1000 pounds of cotton per against 500 for the cotton belt Tomatoes have been grown and red i'll the open far north this latitude of Alaska along with sweet potatoes, etc.
 The paper smothers the grass and weeds and at the same time holds moisture at the proper consistency a lowing heavy downpour to off and maintaining na- tural moisture, such as is found under boards etc.
 According to demonstrations it has been found unne- cessay to stir the ground the seed are planted thus the item of cultivation is removed.
 The system found birth in growing Hawaiian pine apples and sugar cane, and millions of of soil are now covered with asphalt paper.
 After an exhaustive survey by civic experts it has been found that what Chicago needs beter public off, cals." Aren't those experts wonderful?
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
WORK WELL ADVANCED

Lathing in the Stewards new $50,000 school house is just about completed, by Contractor Gerhard Johnsen; the electrical work is far advanced, the la.ge fine chim- ney, one of the best ox2n. es of this work in the city, is three fourths completed, and plumbers are also considerably ahetd of their schedule.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
GENERAL WEATHER FORECASTS MONTH
 OF APRIL: STORMY

lst-3rd: Cold wave, high north erly winds and local storms on End.
 4th-7th: Warmer and unsettled. Sharp local thunderstorms on the 7th.
 8th-l1th: Storm period. Heavy rains swell the rivers and cause overflow. Furious winds will add danger to the storms.
 11th-13th: Cooler and pleasant. At the last of the period the rain turns to sleet or snow.
 14th-19th: Mild and pleasant, turning much warmer on the 18th with severe local thunderstorms in south southeastern states.
 20th-25th: Soliterraneous storm period. Watch the barometers and be prepared for trouble, especially along the northern belt of southern states where the precipitation will the greatest.
 25th-28th: Much colder and heavy killing frosts may be ex- pected in the low places on 26th. Warmer on the 27th and 28th with local storms.
 28th-30th: ThunderStormS on the 18th and general storm earea will start across the country on the 30th.
 Precipitation for the month will be above normal also the tenn perature.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
WILL GREET OLD FRIEND

Among the arrivals in Seward this evening from down river, the lower Kuskolzwim country, will be Mir. and Mrs. Walter Andrews. Mrs. Andrews is former school chum of Mrs. Leonard Hopkins, wife of the local chief clerk, Alaska Rail road, and it has been several years since they have seen one another. Mrs. Andrews has been one of the professional nurses employed at the Akiak hospital. The Andrews are enroute to the states.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
APPOINTED TO SENATE

WASHINGTON, March 30, (P)- After a conference with President Hoover and Governor Reed of Kansas, it was announced that former Governor Henry J. Allen had been appointed to the U. s. Senate to fill the vacancy created by the elevation of Senator Cur tis to the Vice Presidency.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
WAS FIRST DELEGATE

Frank Wasky, the first delegate from Alaska to Washington, D. C., who recently arrived in Seward from the Westward, is expected to return today from Anchorage where he has been making brief visit. MT. Wasky will make trip to the states.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
EASTERN STAR NOTICE

Members of the Easter Star will meet tomorrow morning at the home of Mrs. Wayne Blue and at tend Easter services, at the Con- munity church, in a body.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30

According to the last report be- fore going to press the s. s. Alas ka, of the A. S. S. Co.,, was expected to arrive in port from the south at 10 o'clock tonight
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30

SEATTLE BRICK ICE CREAM ALL NEW FLAVCRS-PINTS AND QUARTS. CANDY COTTAGE
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30
HOUSE PLANTS WANTED

House plants are needed for the Easter services in the Community church tomorrow and Mrs. Gaiiley Adams 92, would appreciate the loan of a number.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30

Tomorrow's Special dinner at the Union Cafe will be Roast or Fricasee of Chicken, Fruit salad for $1.GO
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30

CLEANLINESS and the best of meats our motto. Fry-Bruhn's.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30

TRY 4 PURE WHITE ROCK ICE CREAM SODA. SchalIerers Alaska Shop.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-30

After an exhaustive survey by civic experts it has been found that what Chicago needs is better public off, clals" Aren't those experts wonderful?
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06

giIy. lie was hopping mcrrily along
when lo met the Wogglcii".
"Don't 90 past the big rock''
whispered the Wogglcjig. Tho Bob
Cat is hiding there waiting to catch
YOU. -
"Is he" chuckIcd Uncle Wiggilv.
"WcI. III fool him" 50 thr bun
ny took a lot of brass buttons out
of Nurse James bag and fa*tcI,cr
them On his cOl' so j" look like
policeman. T'i,n Uncle i-1-;lg
hoppcd Gown Ne iit,. with tie >nr
,'irl'" on his r"ass button'. hc
bol Cat lo".."d "ui. saw IA sat
shining ON IN. hu;'r"4 and rr.',:
"Ch, here comes the Police Dog
after me, m Going to rnn," 50 nc
ran home ~ didn t catch The hln.
ny thanks In the Wogg!ciig an, the
brass buttons And if the ton-dc
Of tine shoe viii speak kindly 10 tie
little head Of cabbage, we shall
n"Xt boar about Uncle Wiggi'v AID
she shower.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
RATS

While admirng the humane impulse which
prompted Judge Butler of Marin county to grant pro
baton to Ben Getzoff, agree with the idea
conveyed in the statement by the Judge accompanying
the probation decree
Il believe the defendant is pentent and has seen
the evils of his ways and regrets the connection ne
made with those for whom he only go-betWeen
the jurist is quoted saying
Getzoff is in very bad health, much so that con-
finement in prison would undoubtedly mean his death
This fact alone warranted Judge Butler to show lem
iency.
Getzoff however is mature man. successful
business man. He knew absolutely that he was dong
wrong when he connved with Asa Keyes and others TO
defeat the law and his only idea to get away with
it." Naturally being caught. would make him pen!-
tent 1t is also natural that he should regret his evil
connection when the doors of San Quentin prison loom
before him. He may have been only "go-between
but he was ''go-between' who knew every minute,
Just what he attempting to do.
That he has aided the of the state against the
other consprators by full confession, is to be ad-
mitted Yet this confession did not until after
he had been convicted Then it made not so nluch
with the intention Of aiding the state as to the hlde
of Ben Getzoff
We hold no brief for Asa Keyes. He undoubtedly
deserves whatever punishment he gets. But we can
not help having some pity for a SO foolish as to
place himself in the power of men like Getzoff Berm2n
and the rest Of the consprators Men apply name to
persons of this stripe 1t is the name of the animal
that deserts sinking ship
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
new BOOKS AT
LOCAL LIBRARY
FICTION

"Thc Road to Heaven, Thomas
Beer; romance of morals.
The Crippled Lady of PERI
honka.' James Oliver Curwood;
Canadian story.
Where the Loon Calls,' Harry
:. prago; a love story of the early
French settlements along Lake
Erie,
"The Double Chancc,' J. ;.
Fletcher.
I'D Venture all for Thee" }.
s. Fletcher; Il stirring yarn of ro-
mantle adventure.
"Thc Eternal Momrrt,' l.. NJ.
Forster; a book OF short stories.
'.Thc Joyous rrctcndcr," Louis"
\. Garn,tt; chronicle Of life and
love.
"'Darkcncd Rooms, Philip
Gibbs: love story, the central fix
urc
"'Thc Cabin at the Trails End, -
Shcba Hargrcavcs: Il delightful tale
Il Oregon pioneers.
Mantls. hu,mcda Lewis; q
story Of Africa.
"Gay Courag','' Emilic L".n2;
& lo", stoI.
"Whyn the Turtle Sings Don
Marquis; NOR philosophy fro" IT,"
"Old Soak
'cups. Wands and swords,
Helen simpson; present day life in
OXford and London.
~ Brood of Ducklilgs,' Frank
Swinncrton; study Of the relation
ship between father and bis two
mothcrle>s daughters.
"'Whon He Came TO Hims'lf, -
Louis Tucker; Palestine aud Rome
during the lifetime Of Christ.
"Ilurrying Fcct,' Frederic Naa
j" Water; q mystery story.
: Mr. Blcttsvorthy on Ranplo"
Island II. &. Wells; romance,
fartasr and sa'ir-.
"Shot on the Downs, Victor
Whitcchurch; a detective story,
NON-FICTION
''EsscI;ials of Upholstery, "
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
CULTURE ~


Boosting about ones self indicates lack of that
refinement one expects to find among ladies and
gentlemen. When by such boastng attempts to
infer condition of nferiorty applying to Others it
is rudeness. But when boasts of his culture it
not only indicates lack of refinement and the exist
ence of rudeness, the boaster - its stamps
him as ridiculous.
Our Brawley neighbors making themselves
appear ridiculous by boastng of their city as the
OF culture in Imperial Valley.
Were these neighbors as cultured they pretend
to be, they would not brag about it. The inherent
good taste and good manners of ladies and gentlemen
would forbid it.
Leading citizens of Brawley have been quoted as
offering the ctys superior culture of the rea
sons why county junior college should be established
there. This argument alone would tend to make US
doubt that they really qualified to teach girls and
boys the ways and of ladies and gentlemen.
We regret very much that the citizens quoted
neglected to state in just what way Brawleys culture
is superior to the brand existing the county seat at
Caexco or any other point in the valley. Had they
really furnished with some concrete examples of
superior culture this comment might never have been
written, would have felt ashamed of our lack
of culture.
But in view Of the lack of culture in BraWley as
indicated by the published boasts we are going to go
right ahead considering ourselves cultured as any
one else We are fully of the old saying that
starts "Where ignorance is bliss and we also remen.
Der another Oh Lord, be mercfu to me sinner.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
improvements AT
Main St. Park

Under the direction of komr"
Smith, supervisor, work of brau,l
fvinc the block across from th
county court house got under way
this week. The work of clearing
the brush and burning trash IS be,
ing done by county prisoners ana
when this is completed, flower Dcds,
cactus plots and shrubbery Will be
set out.
Work of Identifying the coun-
ty property has been one OF the
major projects of the FL Centre
Junior Chamber of Commerce. +. '.
Harriqan, chairman Of the publlr
Improvement committee drew the
plans for the work, and through
the kindness Of Supervisor Smith IS
donating his time and ablllty'
Chairman Ilarrigan is working wlt'
the county official and is also
donating his time on the project.
When the work is completed FL
Centre will have Il civic center to
be proud of with flower line
walks, various kinds of cactus plots
and shrubbcry and trees OF all
varities. The flower walks will ro-
tate from large ccntcrcd cactus
bed, which. il is said will not only,
he beautiful, but will be unique as
vel
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
MELOLAND NEWS
(Press Staff Correspondent


MELOLAND, April 5.-Mrs. S. F.
Meyer and Mrs. Isaac Mcbride en-
tertained Monday afternoon at a
jolly April Fools party at the Meyer
home. The guests were hidden by
clever invitations written on Ounce
caps. During the afternoon many
April Fool stunts were played. and
a number of games and contests for
which prizes were awarded to the
winners. The refreshments were
especially interesting, representing
a small boy with a Ounce cap.
Those bidden to the enjoyable af-
fair were Mcsdamcs w. ID. Johnston,
W. G. Hcrdman, Henry Havckorst,
Arthur Farley, r. Ncifert, Lawrence
Richards, Charles Meyer, Harry
Jams l.. G. Goar, John Xenos, Dan
Scott, Ward McGrew, Wesley Rob
crts, Hazel Summers, Richard Mer-
ril, Jesse Mcbride, Charles Forsbcrg.
George Lindsay, Harry Williams and
Claude Smith.
Mrs Hazel Summers entertained
a group of friends at the home of
Mrs. Dan Scott, Tuesday afternoon,
including as her guests the members
Of the Meloand Community Bridge
club and other friends. At the close
of the afternoon delicious refresh
ments were served and prizes award.
ed to Mrs. Norman Dupont, high,
and Mrs. Dau Scott, law.
Guests of the afternoon were Me-.
DANES Sam Webb and w. II. Kirby
of Uoltvillc; Mcsdamcs f. Q. Carter,
Norman Dupont Of FL Centre and
Mrs. Dupont's mother, Mrs. &. l.
! Brooks Of WinSlow, Arizona; and
Mcsdamrs Lawrence Richards, Dan
, Scott. Claude Smith, Arthur Farley
4 Il. Ncifcrt, W. y. JohnSton.
The ucXt meeting Of the card clui
will bc in two weeks at the home ct
! Mrs. Lawrcnc" Richards.
Invitations for q bridge luorhcot
/ at the Forshcrg hone April -
have been issued by Mrs thari'
/ Forshcrg and Mrs. Charles Williams
The nest meeting of the A"lolau,
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
MILLION CAR
PRODUCED BY
OAKLAND co.

PONTIAC, Mich, April 6. f.5p"-
riaij - One more cntrant into the
"milliou car class" was recorded
herd when the Oakland Motor Car
company passed that cnviabIo milo
post or March IS.
The history making model a
four.door sedan Of tI" latest oak.
land All-Amcrican series passed
final inspection and roiIcd from the
end of the assembly limo late in tn"
afternoon TO he received by group
of factory executives headed by A..
r. CLANCY, president and general
manager.
4 fo; ac"oudy aftor the 1000, ,000th
car moved from tho line, tho 1900
o0lst Oakland product, an All-Amer-
lean two, door sedan. passed the final
inspection station TO Join a prac-
ticaIly endless row of predecessors
going out to all quarters of the globe
TO satisfy tho demand.
Little roromouv attended the
building Of the -milionth Oakland
product, with consequent minimum
Of interruption in the most active
March ear building program in tho
- years the Oakland company has
been manufacturing automobiles. The
ear was Immediately dispatched to
Milwaukee. where it viii be dis
played by the local dealer.
Organized in 1907, the Oakland
Motor Car Company did not build
IFS 00,000th ear until July 20, 1925
period Of more than 1917 years
- while only two aud bali years
were required TO turn out its second
500, ,Q0Oth product.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
WHY TRUST HIM?

The deporable tragedy at Aurora, Illinois last
week which cost the life of mother and causea nei
minor son to wound severely. a raldng dry olllceI
has brought to light again the infamous nlornleI
who has become part and parcel Of attempts to enforce
the prohibition law. - -.
This "inforrer" swore that he had purchased llq-
uor at the home of the woman who was killed ana upon
his sworn statement a search warrant issued. IL
is now revealed that the ''nfOrmer did not make the
purchase a. all but prevailed another to do So
and this latter person has admitted that ne dd hoU
make the purchase at the place designated
1t is almost impossible for A known officer oil the
law to obtain evidence by purchasing liquor 1t has
therefore become the custom TO civilians who, Tor
a price are ready to act as stool pigeons, to use the
police name for them These persons not motlVat
by desire to uphold the law. Their purposes are
entirely mercenary and if it is necessary for them TO
distort the truth to obtain their money 1t matter"
little to them.
The "informcr" whether he be spying out liquor
sales or hidden in a federal prison to report on the
activities Of the warden or in whatever line of police
work he may be engaged. reDrehensblc character
Tco law to get an honest Job often too dumb TO hoId
one he is held in contempt even by those who employ
him. ..
If the enforcement Of the prohibition law depends
upon such as him. it is in mighty bad way His ope-
-ations are disgusting to honest and even the most
fanatca dry" will question the wisdom of depending
upon him.
II may have been the "lm Alone" once, but 1t has
plenty of company now.
We have never seen anything able to be shattered
so many times and still be able to keep goihg a6 Cc
Mexican rebel army.
Ut is asserted Ambassador Morrow invited his
eountrymen to visit Mexico when he talked over the
radio telephone the other night me anoasSadof hdS
n rare sense Of humor
oDeay Granted in Sinclair Suit" saws headline.
Ed.tors sculd make il standing head
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06

Herbert Bast; Great Short Bio
graphics of tho World. > Barrett II.
Clark; "Thc Black Rock, -" Joha
Gould Fletcher; : Table Service and
Decoration, - Lillian NJ. t;unn;
IS S'Ntren Authors to One David
Karsncy; "Tlmcrlane, Harold
Lamb; Ny Autobiography.
Bcnito MuAolini; Manual Of
Harmony, Alfred Richter; 'Thco-
dorc Roosevelt : Diaries of Boy
hood and Youth North Amcri-
ca, - !. Russell Smith; Raiders OF
the rccp,' Lowell Thomas; "Tha
Great Horn Snoon. Eugene
Wright.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
Bedtime Stories
BY HOWARD E. GARIS
Copyright, 1928, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
UNCLE WIGGILY'S BRASS
BUTTONS

''Clitter, clattcr, bang,
That was Jingle running up the
front steps Of Uncle Wigg.Iv 5 hol-
low stump bungalow one day after
school
Bunkitv, binkity boom!''
That was Jingle's s sister, Jamglc.
hopping up the back steps of Uncle
Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow
one day after school.
Ny goodness! What's the mat
ter?' asked Uncle Wiggilv himself,
who was just about to hop out of
the front parlor window 70 - adj
venturing. Why are YOU IN surh
rush. my dears?'' he asked the
two little rabbit girls as they bump
cd together in the front hall.
- Oh, l want Nurse Jane $ button
bag' cried Janglc.
"Wcll. you both can't have it,"
chucklcd Uncle Wiggily. wondering
If his pink, twinkling nose needed
any talcum powder. ''What 5 the
NATTER Have YOU burst all the but
tons off your dresses that vou want
Nurse James bag to sew new ones
on''' asked the rabbit gentleman.
con, no, Daddicums.' laughed
Jingle.
Wc'rn going over 10 Jennie
Chipmuak's house to plav a came
"alled Button, Rutton! Who's got
,hr button. Dadd;cumS. cxDlain"d
Jang1c. And we want some Of tn
buttons Nurse Jane keeps in her
bag
.'Ob. 7 500. - sookc Trelc Wiz.
ill "Wcl Il litt1o whilo aPo
saw Miss Fuzzy with her button
',ao in the kitr'.on Pcrhaus vouNl
sind hor there ~o"'. But if yor
take her bag of buttons be sure to
hrino it bact.''
We will.' promised Jingle as
She and her sister hurried out to
the kitchen where, surely enough.
tncv found Nurse james bag Of
buttons in the rocking chair whore
/ the uaskrat lady hou5"kecrcr had
! been sewing.
50 wifh tho ratting bag of but
tons, the 80 little rabbit girls hop
/ p>d Over tac fields and through the
woods (" the home Of Jennie Chg
n'unk in Il mossY old log
As for IHcIc Wiggiy, II" laughed
10 think ct the fun Jingle and .Janglr
/ were 1oir@ to have and then the ola
-abhit gentleman hoppod over TN"
fields aud througi, the woods to look
Tor nm adventure.
Now til, sfor, is aboot I'nc;r
Wiggi'r, aad Que Of the Bad Chaps,
So oil can say about Jingle, Janglc
and the buttons is that they had Il
/ lot of fun ! mean the two litth
rabbit girls did. though, ! suppose,
the buttons may have enjoyed it,,
too
Aneho>e Turln Wiggiiy hopp"d
;long aud along and, rs ne hoppcG,
! i'll Of sudden there camc, pol;ing
1 his head ont of tho dark bushes be.
sd" the road The Bob Cat With his
porSor,ic1l LITTLE tail no bj"~pr than
vour thumb.
con ho and ab ha'' said She
l'oh Get TO himself. "Thcrc gocs
. trrlc Wiggilv, Well. what gocs up
must come down, and what goes out
must come back. SO he II be coming
back this way and l'u hide here
and catch him. Yes, indeed, III
catch him"
So SAYING the Bob CAV anur.lcd
iimgclf down under bio rocE
where - Wog"lciig w., maxim" his
ncw. surinC home The Bob Ca'
showed the WoggIcjig out Of the
wav.
"Hctc, look out. if YOU please! -
soid the Wogglciic "'Bc careful
'h" vou'ro showing, plcasc,"
"Bah'' snarlcd To" Bob Car.
''Gct out Of my way! Pm going TO
h;de here 10 catch I'uclc Wiggiiy
"'@'t he come, hark!'
"nh. -" vou,' thought the Wog
J 60. "".c@. -. have -oGe.Alng
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
TEN YEARS AGO
April 6. 1919

Mrs. Rodney Hermon entertained
with an Easter party in honor of
the fifth birthday of her daughter,
Mary Elizabeth.
The members of the Twice Told
Tales section of the Ten Thousand
club motorcd to CaIexico where
they were the guests of Mrs. G. L.
Miller Mrs. Il. II. Power of FL
Centre told the story.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
April 6, 1911

Judge Curtis d. Wilbur was in
town on business today, leaving for
Los Angeles this afternoon.
Phil d. Swing announced that
Imperial County would receive
$1,000 for highways from the auto
mobile license tax and the super
visors are planning Improvement
and building of roads.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell Of In
perial Valley for this Date
In Past Years
TWENTY YEARS AGO
April 6. 1909

Let all the home cooks rest Sat
urday night and enjoy the 25 cent
chicken pie dinner given by the
Methodist ladies in the storeroom
next to Vessel IS from to 8.
The People 5 Abstract and Trust
company, has purchased and absorb
ed the Imperial Valley Abstract,
Title and Trust company, and the
consolidation will operate under
the Peoples name.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06

Ladjcs Social club will he next Wed
ncsday at the home of Mrs. Henry
llaycllorst. the Joint hostess being
Mrs. George Lindsay.
Mrs. Lois Van Telt and her moth.
cr Mrs. W. Van Tclt were week end
guests at the Henry IIavckorst home.
Other guests there recently wcr"
Miss katherine Ruddy aud her sister
Of san Diego.
Nj. aud Mrs. !. 4. low and
daughter "f Los Angeles were week
,od guests at the home of Mr9.
tfqrl-s rorshgfg who is sister Of
Hts. Low.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06

II may have been the "l'm Alone" once, but
,lenty of company now.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06

to say about that" Then, being a
friend of Uncle Wiggily, the Wog-
glciig hurried off down the, path to
warn the rabbit gentleman.
Meanwhile, Uncle Wiggily, NOT
ending any adventure, had turned
around to 90 home. And on his way
back he passed Jennie Chipmunk S
house and saw the bag of buttons
vhcre Jingle and Jangle had for
gotten it after their game.
''I1l take this button bag to
Nurse Janc,' thought Uncle Wig
Imperial Valley press., 1929-04-06

We have never seen anything able to be
many times and still be able to keep golhI
exican rebel army.
The Washington times., 1929-06-21
Maybe I'm Wrong
Social Accomplishments
Daily Crossword Puzzle
By John P. Medbury

Social Accomplis hments
Having the butler wake
your feet at 1880.
Null and Void IS
The woman who says she
does not want to be buried
next to her husband becaGse
he SHORES SO loud. .,s
Our Own Vaudeville
she-Do you like surf
bsthingi
He-I don t know. ] never
bathed a serf.
Our Own Vaudeville
Hubby-I can't go out
tonight. I have a terrible
case of indigestion.
Wifey-That's all right.
Nobody viii see it with your
vest on.
The Washington times., 1929-06-21
Pitiful Cases

The fire extinguisher
salesman who lost his job.
because the factory burned
down.
Our Own Vaudeville
WifeyT can't 60 to the
party tonight; / haven't a
thing to wear. 3.
HubbyAll right, then,
you can stay at home and
take. q bath.
The Good Old Daze
When a couple Of re-
! formers put their heads to.
gether the score will be
nothing to nothing.
Ode to an Artists Model
There's only a slip twist
the neck and the hip.
The Washington times., 1929-06-21
The Good Old Daze
Ode tn an Artist's Model

There's only a slip twist
the neck and the hip.