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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
A MONGoLIAN BABY REVERED BY MILLIONS AND
EVIDENTLY PUZZLED
Ruddhigt monastery Of Usersky. paEan in tha

TN the great Buddhist monastery of Uersky Dazan
mountains of Thibe this little baby lives his porridge
drinks his milk from the yak nghaired tanned buffalo
while monks Of the Buddhist monastery wait upon him. bow
down before him. ring little bells in his honor incense
in of him. Great crowds worship him divine being
He is accepted the 'Great immortal White Lama" be-
he born in the hour Of his predecessors death
When the Great White Lama dies this little boy will
die LATER the priests in charge of him. who also
keeps track of births select baby brought into the world
Just the White Lama went out of it. Believing in rencar
nation they think the soul Of the Great White Lama descended
the baby The baby in turn worshipped and takes
the place Of the White Lama just dead.
And it goes in the land of benighted superstition where
third of the population Buddhist monks conveniently
lodging real work. while of the population support
them and contribute to the very modest desires Of this baby
What interests modern science-we call the attention of
Mr. Henry Fairfield Osborne head of the Museum Of Natural
History, to its the fascinating way in which this child
sezes the big toe Of his right foot with the big second
toe Of his left foot
Everybody knows that according evoutionsts in baby
hood the chds foot is different from that of its monkey
like ancestors whose feet able pick up objects with
ease.
You will not often baby holding one big toe with
the other big toe as in this interesting picture,
The nice little Lama, who by and by will actually believe
himself immortal divine being in real fe with his little
toes and cunning feet supplying science with valuable nforma
ton
Superstition goes, science survives.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
IDLE POWER PLANTS
By Herbert Kaufman.

NoU didn't design single tool in your kit You aren't
author Of any Of the processes that wove or sewd your
clothes feIted your hat
The very shoes your and the clip on your papers
the vehicles that transport and your needsare gifts
other brains to mention the greater wzardres
mon beck and call.
Improved systems Of transport communication and re-
frgeration blockade anehes elevators gas stoves
watch springs fountain pens and safety pns-togeter with
patented the rate Of hundred thousand annually suggest
that progress drew blank when you were born.
The shops that conceived dynamos and zeppeIns the
Aquania and electric locomotive color printing and dcta
phone don't contain lathe obstructionsaw with which
nature didn't outfit your head.
Meanwhile men who lined up at the scratch-who
boast of advantage Of information you
didn't also nheriare revising statutes transforming
merce and showing the clock how double the output Of
laggard hours.
Tell that the pay envelope the next time reminds you
Meanwhile please note few recent stunts which the five
and generally procurabe materials placed within
reach Of everybody ese's wits.
The Speakerphone has just made its bow the lie de
France enables passengers record farewell messages
photograph disk to be mailed back the pilot boat for
The Teeregster introduced Wall Street Stock quota
tons will henceforth be automatically listed thus dispensing
with the services Of blackboard boys.
Dahouse University in Nova Scotia witnessed the re-
mova of cats heart and the substitution Of rubber
which pumps blood through puys veins for several hours
Surgery bound to perfect that technique and
ncaculabe human benefit in cardiac repair jobs that stop
page Of circulation has hitherto prevented
The working model Of device change the voice directly
into print and dispense with typesetng made successful
demonstration last week. Robots coming hckety split
Locate spare tire.
year. will disappear faster when harpoons
equipped with ectrocung current carried by cable charged
The short wave wireless telephone is not only here but
daily establishing contact between liners and shore
tons.
And Canadian Pacific conductors lately have been talking
route with train dpatchers instead of stopping for orders
at the telegraph office
we e.. are managing "a. to limp mp along without you
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
THREE-MINUTE JOURNEYS
BY Temple Manning

NIHE advent Of larger and finer
J. steamers in the South Amer.
lean trade has diverted a large
volume of tourist travel to the
Americas of the south and of
these none probably is more APP
pealing to the Yankee nomad
than Chile, that long, narrow
strip of land extending along the
South Pacific coast from Peru
on the north to Cape Horn on
the south.
The Chileans are a small peo-
pie less than 10000 in number.
Their country, too, is small, az
sizes so in the new world. 1t is
q strip of coast some $500 miles
long, Of an average breadth of
less than 100 miles. This strip is
bounded most of its length by
the magnificent Andes noun.
tains, which therefore dominate
the landscape. They endow with
a crisp and invigorating air it's
climate, which is on the whole
temperate and heaIthful. This,
in turn, has influenced the Chill
can temperament, making the
people notably less excitable and
irnpulsive than Brazilian and
Argentines. They therefore often
are referred to by Europeans as
melancholy" though this seems
an unhappily chosen word. It
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DR.. Louis E. Bisch-

A woman can be content with
out . man, but the truth Is she is
content in spite of the fact rather
than because Of it.
All women, Of course, are not
equally feminine. And the less
feminine they are the more in.
clined are they to boast of theL
nondependence upon the opposite
gender.
This separation OF the sexes
actual or in spirit, is bad for the
propagation of the race, for social
relationships, and for the tndiTid'
uals themselves.
What the world needs today lie
cooperation between the sexes
and not antagonism between them.
1t has not yet been disproved
that the family, after all, is the
keystone in the arch Of life. Not
only is the family sociologically
necessary and desirable, family
ties, especially as between man
and wife, bring out the best that
human beings possess in the emu
tional sphere. ..
And when we realize that the
environment Of a child, the char.
acter Of its mother and father,
and the reaction Of the child to
these factors, constitute the most
important influences Of the child's
entire career, nothing more need
to be said about the desirabiliry OF
marriage and the home.
Loveless matings, to be sure.
are a different proposition.
1t Is the non-feminine woman
who IL most likely to disparage
home ties and to talk about com
panionate marriage and all other
sidetracking schemes as though
she had discovered a panacea for
the worlds Ills.
Such virile type Of woman II
merely displaying what, for want
OF a better term. I will designate
as masculine attributes.
She is the kind that is guided
by reason rather than emotion
and intuition.
She considers cooperation with
a man a kind Of subserviance at
which her independence of spirit
revolts.
Such a woman is also very
egotistic. Often, in addition, she
is selfish.
A woman who does not feel the
STRINGS within her own emotions
to subserve, herself to the inter-
ests of a child-and the concept
of family carries with it a child
lacks the self-effacement quality
and the altruism which has al
WAYS characterized the feminine
makeup.
When such masculine types Of
women do marry they are likely
to encounter great unhappiness
unless they have as husband
man of unusual mental strength
and dominance
If they marry a timid man they
soon despise him. He gets on
their nerves. What they require
for emotional harmony is a man
who can and will meet them on
equal intellectual terms.
It is strange how often women
despise their own emotions, which
they consider a weakness. and
strive to develop the purely in
tellectuaI side Of themselves to
the limit.
Yet. women do not, as a rule,
get the satisfaction out Of In.
telIectual pursuits as do men.
Women flourish best when their
emotions are expressed.
And. after all. this cold, hard
world Of ours needs more Of the
distinctly feminine Influence right
now than Il does the masculine
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
LISTEN WORLD!

By Elsie Robinson

AZY folks never cease to amaze
- and amuse me. They're al
ways so sure that they're suffer
ing from some unique ailment I'M
known to the more industrious
members II the community.
You n er yet saw a lazy per.
son who would acknowledge that
he or she was just plain lazy.
No. indeedy! They always have
some fancy diagnosis or alibi.
Frequently they're too high.
strung" to endure the pressure
and monotony of common labor.
Or they have a weak heart-which
runs in the family. Or nervous in
digestion. Or a sensitive nature.
Or some secret sorrow. Or some
special talent which incapacitates
them for all baser forms of toll.
Or mysterious sinking SPELLS"
Yes. 1 know 1 look awful
strong" they'll sigh, land every.
body thinks that / ought to be
real husky because I'm so big.
But I'm not. / peter right out,
OAN Va SdN0SA N44lSJ IulSHL
add, Is my own favorite alibi for
laziness)
Since psychology has become so
cheap and easy, the alibis have in
creased in number and taken on a
new cultural tone. Sinking spells
have been replaced by "inferiority
complexes.i. Nervous indigestion
is traced to various ''inhibitions''
and Impressions " And a good,
lively "neurosis'' will relieve YOU
OF almost. any job except, maybe,
washing your own teeth.
But there's something better
than even these as a defense for
laz1ness. Glands-they're the latest
wrinkle. AS we're chuck full of
glands, and nobody knows much
about them, it's safe to use them
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05

merely is that the shadow of the
mountains falls across the ma.
tional character, tempering it and
relieving it's harshness of outline.
The principal point OF interest
to the visitor naturally is Santiago,
the capital and the largest CITY of
the republic. Its 507, 900 infabi.
tants dwell in natural splendor in
a city occupying magnificent
situation in a great longitudinal
valley, with the majestic range of
the snow-coVered Andes enclosing
the view eastward and the lower
Cordillera de Ia Costa more dis.
tant to the west.
1t Is doubtful if any other city
In, the world can boast a more
beautiful scene than that pre.
sented at sunset from almost any
part of the famous Alameda = or
Avenida de las Delicias, the great.
tree'l1ned highway which bisects
the city.
There are many sights in San.
tlago to interest the traveller, but
none more fascinating than the
people themselves. OF a sturdy
race, fundamentally Spanish, the
handsome men and beautiful
women of Chile, with their regu-
lar features alternately lighted by
flashing smiles and clouded with
the perpetual melancholy of a
mountain people, are distinctive.
to say the least.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
New Correctional Institutions
Needed in D. G.
Sending Boys and Girls Without Criminal faint to Inst
tutions of Penal Nature is Public Shame.

THERE unquestionaby truth the statement Of
Judge Kathryn Sellers of the Juvenile Court that the
District Of Columbia badly in need of correctional train
ing schools for certain classes Of white boys and girls and
colored grnsutions for mild offenders deserving Of
to local institutions of penal nature where they
now come In contact with youths hardened in
petty or serious crimes.
Judge Sellers points only one intermediary
institution in the Dstrictthat for colored boys Blue
criminal offenses requiring prison discipline These boys
about liz Of them at this time, taught farming and the
trades including shoe making given decent orderly helpful
environment.
The Juvenile Court of course handles all cases of de-
hnquency among minors of this city There many
this kind that without criminal tant yet the youthful
offenders must be placed somewhere for discipline and
lrection
White boys of this class are committed to the National
Training School, Bladensburg Road That institution
Tor dangerous boys who would 81 years age be
sent to penenares the proper place offenders
Of minor degree They probably do not have criminal tende
ces thoughts but their associations there that they
cannot well become better boys.
The thing white girls and coored girls Of
criminal types They must be institutions similar
to the National Training School
These boys and girls getting the opportunity thew
entitled to- and is nothing short public shame that
the District is without places that will aid them to become
useful men and women Instead of the opportunity that
should be theirs they committed institutions where they
come in contact with the worst and depraved of BOYS
and girls.
The magnificent letter of William Randolph Hearst to the
American Crime Study Commission emphasized in remarkably
clear and forcefu the essentials of education and
opportunity remedies for crime in guiding American
boys and girls to responsibility and good citizenship
How hayward boys and girls Of Washington many Of
them without home environment and happiness to get the
opportunity society should give them when they are com
tted to institutions not suited to them practically
labeled criminals?
There has been stronger presentation of the In
uence of environment upon the young than that made by
Mr. Hearst Here in this Capital City Of great nation there
are boys and girls minus the home environment to develop
their better instincts and natures Some Of them live in the
Streets absent themselves from chool-becoe denuuents
The law and society take cognzance their sortco
ngs They hailed into Juvenile Court They need correction
discipline, good environment.
Is the enlightened District of Columbia managed bv the
Congress of the United States giving them either EDUCA
TON OPPORTUNITY when sends them to institutions
Of penal nature? Are they getting that environment they
deserve?
Think it over citizens of Washington Think it over Con-
gress. The answer is in your hands,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
Hearst Papers Advocate:

l. A" agreement of EngIsh-speaking peoples to pre-
seTve peace among themselves and to promote the
peace of the 1O0rld.
q proportional representation In the United StAtes
Senate, no State to haze less than tao Senator's
Legislation to enforce prompt constitutional reap
porttonnaent IN the House of Representatives
B. separate Department of the Army, of the Novy
ana o. tHe Ar Forces, all united under Secretary
: of National Defense.
Federat action to the limit of Federal poavers to
abolish atterGcy IN the United States under Score
tGry OF Education rs
s. Election of Congress in November Installation ON
the 1st of January foLowing. Inauguration of the
President LIST of January neat after November
election.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland

0MEN won't marry 50 years
WI from now" declares an OPP
tiInistic writer (nasculine) in the
June Cosmopolitan. Just like
that!
If you believe all you read in the
magazines, this world will soon be
just like Heaven! There will be
neither marrying nor giving in
marriage this side of Paradise If
the men have their way.
You can hear the rumble of mas.
culine revolt from coast to coast.
La femme, say the revolutionists,
is The White Mans Burden!
1t is WOMAN who robs man Of
his wild bachelor freedom, dopes
him into docility with her lures,
drags him through the horrors OF
the wedding ceremony. makes him
buy a house in the suburbs, and
then keeps his nose to the grand
stone forever afterward.
It is woman who turns him from
a happy, carefree savage into a
tame but miserable civilized "citi-
zen." And all by the power Of the
wedding ringI
It is woman who sets up stand
ards of culture. manners, and
moral convention for bin to live
up to-and then sues him for ali
mony when he tries to dodge
them.
1t is woman who insists on be-
ing loved" when he only
wants to be amused: on being
admired when he wants to talk
about himself, and on being mar
ried when he only wants to
PLAY.
1t is woman who persists in
filling his life" and overflow
ing into his spare time, when
all he wanted was little diver
sion and a few odd kisses.
In short, If women could be en-.
tirely dispensed with, except for
amusement, a man could lead a
natural, simple, irresponsible life,
never worrying about his debts,
his soul or his completes,
But let a man hand a woman a
wedding ring, and she Immediately
backs him into dinner coat and
boiled shirt, and begins thinking
up narrowing ways of making him
spend his evenings, when he might
be enjoying himself.
1t is she who serves him seven.
course dinners, made up of lit
tie dab of food disguised with
mushrooms or whipped cream,
when he is passionately longing
for an honest slice of roast beef
and boiled potato.
And who polishes the floors to
suicidal glassiness, puts down ex.
pensive Persian rugs, and then
has a brainstorm when he walks
on them with his muddy boots?
1t is woman who covers the
windows with draperies SO that
he can't look out of them, and
chokes off the lights with pink
shades so that he can't see what
he's reading. Who tides up his
desk, throws away his precious
old clothes and hides his fishing
tackle in the attic.
Take all the wedding rings out
of the world, cry the bachelors,
and man will be free, free soul
again! Women will be as weak
as Samson after Delilah bobbed
his hair.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05

as a cover-up for almost anything.
Also much more stylish.
There's. AL, for example. AL
hasn't done a tap Of work for the
last Is months. But is he lazy? I
should say not! Why, according
to AL, there's nothing he likes bet
ter than good hard job. Gosh,
how he envies fellows who can
work! But unfortunately there's
something the matter with his
thyroid-or his adrenals are out of
whack. Or maybe his thymus is
acting up.
And If these various excuses
fail the lazy person can always
take to anemia and spinach and
begin to babble about Vitamine B.
All of which is hifalutin' hooey.
There are forms of weakness
which are definitely associated
with adolescence, malnutrition and
illness, but there is nothing clinical
about the average case Of laziness.
It's simply the Oldest and COM
monest form Of human cussedness.
Every human being Is afflicted
with 1t and there's only one cure
for it-GET BUSY!
AND IT IS EXACTLY AS
HARD FOR ONE PERSON TO
GET BUSY AS 1T IS FOR AN
OTHER. The $50 alarm sounds
just as horrid to Energetic Ernes.
tine as it does to Sluggish Sal.
The ~ o'clock slump" comes as
surely to the Big Boss 'as it does
to the Big Bum.
WHEN 1T COMES TO HARD
LABOR WE ARE ALL HIGH
STRUNG AND AFFLICT TED
WITH SINKING SPELLS.
LAzINESS ISN'T A DISEASE.
IT'S SIMPLY A HANGOVER
FROM THE DAYS WHEN WE
ALL HAD FLEAS AND ATE
OUR ENTREES RAW.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

Everybody who has the feast
sensibilitX or imagination derives
a certain pleasure from pictures.
-MacCaulay.
Good and evil, we know, in the
field of this world grow up to.
sethsr almost DISQUALIFICATION.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05
The knowledge Test for
Readers of The Times

l. Aristotle.
e. Brutus.
g. Clovis.
a. Demosthenes
s. Hannibal.
Fill each blank:
g. was the Spanish conqueror of Peru.
q kiplng and Thackeray were both born in ---.
g. Rip Van Wrinkle slept in the -- Mountains.
g. Hoosac Tunnel cuts through the - Mountains.
10. Rome is built hills
Do you know:
H. What poet sad Sweet the of adversely?
IL Why is the name of Ponce de Leon important?
13 What is escutcheon?
Id. Where is Death Valley!
Id. What is D. c. abbrevation of?
Answers on Magazine Page
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-06-05

A good saying often runs the
risk of being thrown away when
quoted as the speakers own.
La Bruyere.
As a man lives, so shall he die;
AS q tree falls. 50 shall 1t lie.
-ProveFb
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-11-14
WORKING TO KEEP
OUT MEXICAN Poems

The immigration Study Commits
sion Of Sacramento, Calf, is work
ing to restrict the immigration Of
Mexican poems into this country. A
recent bulletin issued by it says.
"a unique will contest was before
a Western court some years ago. A
respected millionaire's estate was be-
queathed to his wife and their four
children. The wife came from a fine
old Southern family. One son was
already in his fathers bank. The sec
ond was at the university. One daugh-
ter was married, the other engaged
to an estimable young man.
Hardly had the will been filed.
but an attorney appeared for the dead
mans illegitimate children. In pioneer
days he had consorted with suuaw
She bore him numerous brood
Some Of these were purely Indian.
Two were respectively, golden-haired
red-headed. The others were common
half-breeds. The right of these to also
share in the estate was established.
"The offspring of the oldest daugh-
ter by the squaw again showed plainly
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-11-14

Ii you have steel business and
run it well. you can make money in
America, with help of Il protective
tariff.
Income Tux reports Of the leading
steel companies show that III SIX searS
past they have paid income tax OH
one thousand million dollars Of profit.
4 Aillion III six years Is good profit.
but no more than II great industry
should make In prosperous country.
The benefit of buying Ill home from
your own people, even If you pay Ii
little more, resides in The fact that
the money stays here, goes Into other
American enterprises, uore factories,
more production. more prosperity.
Where few persons are gathered
together, only the stock market IL dis
cussed A Fifth avenue jeweler iii
New York lets Ii be known that he
has for sale $3OOOU pearl necklace,
which can be bought for SlON.OUu But
it must be ull cash. Some lady ap-
parently expected prices to go up for
ever
Wall Street names specuator al
legged to move from the ticker to his
automobile surrounded by five men TO
guard him. He started bear pool two
weeks ago.
A few friends euch invested, 100000,
and each has thus far taken out In
profit S1,5UUW0
The five body gtiardsmen are hired
on the assumption tint angry losers
might plan evil for the head of the
bear pool.
The rain falls on the just and I'M
just, and rnarket slump futfs upon
fhe good and bad stocks.