Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-10
The Once Over
LOOMING AMERICAs U~NNEcEssARY NOISES

Copyright, 1929. by The Associated Newspapers)
C~Big cities to use sound -reccrding trucks to de-
termine chief offenders in campaign against excessive
~noises."-News item)
as that . Noise Truck. misteT7. :. Well back it
right here, pleasel....I wanna have you get a load
Of very unusual noises. Back 1t up close to the
curb so youl get everything. Don't be afraid.
"AII set?.. =. .Therel.. =. Did you ever hear anything
worse in your trucking experienced. -. Certainly. I
know what it is. It's little Rosalie epstein :. III
folks think she viii be a great pianist some day..
She plays her exercises like that every morning. =.
She's working on Hearts and Flowers now. Writ
ten for one finger with cold-chisel accompaniment
....Bahl
Back I'D a little closerl y. Hear that?. Somebody
torturing an animal?. -. .Nopel That's Mr.. Gflett
snoring. He sleeps days. the big stiff. Now have
I any rights or Is It legal for him to 60 making a
disturbance Ike that?
Drive down the street half a block. i. There's
something else / want your machine to get If it can
stand it,. .Harkl. "A murder? :. In a manner Of
speaking. yes. That fool woman vocalLzes like that
two hours a day with the windows openl. Somebody
told her that Mary Garden and Jeritza had nothing
but determination If it's legal for her to yell like
that, why do they punish people for things like man
slaughter?
Don't gol. :. Lissenl. ~ want your truck to get
all 1t Is able TO carry In one trip. .Souds like q gang
war, don't IL mister?. Well, It's not That's Joe
Chopper. He runs his engine idle by the hour in
the backyard TO see what makes 1t skip. is there
no justice?
Nov point the truck a little to the east. There's
a radio nut In that house with the gray blinds. He
thinks sMoanin' Low and 'Singin' in the Rain are
the two greatest songs ever written 80. Those and i
Kiss Your Hand. Madam. He has three homemade
radio sets and he runs them all at once 50 he won't
miss them numbers on any station. :.
"WhatP. You can't record any more noises7. y.
You're full up?.. !. We'll. that's too bad. You haven't
even a good idea Of the disturbances that go on up
here. Come back tomorrow with a bigger truck.
There's a tuba player. an u~nhappily married couple,
a parrot, q police dog that's locked up all day without
food or water. a fellow who likes to whistle and a
baby getting its first tooth ..."
9TH MARKET VICTIM
Knocked is this investor"
Like a goal from placement;
He planned to buy a penthouse
But now he's in a basement.
Cassius.
DO YOU REMEMBER
Away back when no society leader would certify
a mattress and springs?
To Variety goes the smiIax garland for the most
descriptive and terse headline on the recent market
break. II was. WALL STREET LAYS AN EGG"
ss
Did you say Blue Chip or Blooie Chip stocks?
It's going TO be a great Christmas for necktie CIV
ing.
One more healthy reaction and the market will be
dead.
1t is suggested that comparisons Of Able Booth with
Frank Meriwel cease. He more closely resembles
Tom Swift.
QUICK. BOY, III LILY.
This Is my twentieth year in public service and
never have had a political leader in my party VINO
tried to influence one official act Of my political life"
Mayor Walker, Of New York.
What, never7 well. hardly ever-r-r-r-rl /.