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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-10-03
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Wsa.ha1. go. - 60

MARTIAL DIFFICULTIES 0k
the Bainbriage Colbys came %
the fore late yesterday ii Reno.
New. when the wife az the Sec
refnrv % State under She la6e
Woodrow Wilson. filed suit for
divorce. charging deseF4ion In
New York. March e. 1928. No
mention was made Ia che new
divorce napsrs AZ an unsuccessful
ktfenapt Is free tli6naaelVes By
the Colbss III Paris. A property
settlement 4 reported effected.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-10-03

The ladies who have served the
weekly lnncheons Of the Kiwanis
Club had charge Of the program at
the Kiwanis luncheon today.
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11r. hewitt, who has been corcnet
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
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THE ELECTRIC LIGHT


Today may properly be celebrated
as the birthday Of American night
life. Whether the term be used to In
clude an evening spent in an isolated
farmhouse or in metropolitan night
club. For exactly SO years ago. on
April a. 1879, Thomas Alva Edison
was granted q patent on the incan-
descent lamp-an invention which
changed the after-sundown map of
the world in less than 20 years.
The basic principles underlying Edi-
sons invention were known to science
long before Edison experimental on
them. His fame rests on the fact
that he overcame enormous difficult
ties to make a practical public utility
of what had been merely q scientific
toy.
Contrary to popular belief, Edison's
achievement did not consist merely
of placing few magic wires in q
bottle" and Theoretically sealing
them with q. threaded cap. It In
'cluded devising practical method of
supplying energy to his lamp. or In
other words, originating powerhouses.
The Pearl street powerhouse In New
York. put in operation in 1882, was
the first Of the great central station
systems Of today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
POACHING

The role o. science has often been to shatter Illusions
In fact the exercise Of doubt has brought to science
some Of rs greatest achievements. But tmid souls are
occasionally appalled, At the ruthlessness with which
scientist rush into Utmost sanctums OF fancy.
Men Of science now tell Amasons were merely
young with close shaves Are there not today In
college plays even athletes disguised feminine stars
OF the stage? Is to be wondered. Therefore that
race the knew no razor should be greatly astonsed to
find warriors smooth OF chin and fair Of skim but never.
theless dauntless? What natural say our men Of
science than that they should be convinced that these
VIZ fearless female fighters.
Apparently the worlds supply OF razor blades and
shaving soap was exhausted 1900 years before the
beginnnD OF our era. and the Amasons either Joined
circuscs as bearded ladies discharged their publicity
agents who had spread among Greeks the legend that
thcr: wcr. no men among them.
Poets and fantasists have heretofore been willing to
leave ths sphere Of science to scientists Is not time
to arrange treaty whereby scientists on their part will
agree not to invade the field Of poetry and myth?
Some such an aristicc might well be declared between
state and federal as to encroachna UPON
each others rights between such politicians Is Mayor
Thompson Of Chicago and the schools and between al
members OF society as to nding business to the
exclusion Of the other fellows.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23

ITO cross q street in these days you've
got to get back to your childhood and
learn again how to hop, skip and
jump."-Sir Ian Hamilton.
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mo complete farm relief program
can be enacted which does not solve
or ameliorate the fertilizer problem,
particularly acute in the southern
tates.'-Representative Larsen, Geor-
gia.
Just now the farmer needs al the
credit advantages he can get and vet
the country's available credit Is be-
ing used to further the biz gamble
IN Wall Street."-Senator Oapper.
Kansas.
The engineer who pulls the throt-
tie of the 20th Century Limited did
not make his first run with that train
after 90 days operation Of trains. Air.
plane lines carrying passengers have
got to be impressed with the all.im.
portant fact Of requiring those pilots
who pilot ships carrying passenger 10
be experienced."-W. Irving Glover.
second assistant postmaster general.
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The process Of government among
us becomes . process Of pillage and
extortion."-H. L. Mencken.
-
1T Is my strong opinion that our
greatest present need, in the INTEL
!ectual lines. Is that Of thoroughly
instructed. experienced and thorough
~ sound teachers: and by teachers I
mean all teachers, though especially
those who are instructing the COLLEGE
youth. DIR. Ales Hrdlicka. curator OF
the division Of physical anthropology
OF the National Mus1m ct Washing
ton.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
SHOT FROM A CANNON
lTttt,el

lorg train chugs into little station on the outskirts
OF the big city It comes to stop, comes to Nfe Men
pop OUT OF Its doors In moment there amazing Activ-
n.y. Torches held In hrawny hands provide light Neigh
ing horses are driven in dozens down shadowy ramps
Behind them come numbering elephants single file Men
the prisonerslions BEARS monkeys the population Of
the Ark itself. And men and womcn--tiny men and
tiny women tall men and tall women thin men and AT
women tattooed men and bearded women ordinary men
and ordinary women.
The train has from Sarasota rla where oil win
ter the circus has liberated like the strange animal
n has arrived In the Bronx n0rthernoSt borough
OF New York day two later It Is ouartsred in I
huge new coliseum The crowd has gathered The boys
are selling pink drink There hush Alfred Emanuel
Smith mounts chair, blows gold whistle All the
men and women who have piled of the train in the dusk
parade but are now transformed They wear cay ooiofs
ana spanglcs They mince and prancs and stick out
their bos0s The acrobats look latfooted the eeues.
TRANS are bowle9ee0, the clowns act drunk.
This yuar there are many new ACTS not the least as
founding Of which Is that in which man is shot from
cannen into net more than no feet away 10 Is
Ueo zaoohni He And his bf0thef seSvt4 III the Italian
artillery during the war Thsy wondered then whether
man could T. hurled q peojecttls Tliste NJ nc
ti1ns e nnd out Back On their iafn in Nog1hssa
ton cannoh One day six Year, ago Ueo ctawlDd into
the guns us1le The brother sfSd" II blast Of COM
pfoose6 ar plus pnf Of gunpoWdef smoke 70 make Il
realistic Ugo hurtled out and landed, unlaurt. ia
haystack
NOV they have perfected the Trick Ths "sunner"
cos! takss car q the mechaniar guards jealousy
~ each performance Ugo climbs nto the barrel Much
depends On ~ hfoers aim. but not al Ueo has found
that b beating his AIMS he retard his Gpoed and
~ shooting out his legs he can increase & Ne has
learned too that twist Of his shoulder Will change
his course. i = tdsal circus stuff
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
AMERICANS ABROAD

The state department through the consular service has
completed two-year census Of Americans living per.
manenty abroad At first the total 3e2eeo seems rather
low for country with 900 inhabitants and active
IN pushing foreign trade, sealous in missionary enter
prise and avid for study ana Old World atmosphere
Nearly half Of these jewellers in foreign lands reside IN
Canada. Mexico has l4,e7o American residsnts--more
thar all South America combined France with assoc
Americans has twice many % Great Britain and
Northern ireland with ll7l7 Germany has ao27 italy
10000 An indication Of the unsettsd state Of Russia
Is seen in the fact that only $50 American citizens ar4
noc residing there. China has large numhAr Of per-
malent' dcmiciled Americans l2233 in all
With relatively few exceptions. Americans prefer
America for making living and as place Of residence
Rarely have they exercised the natural and inherent
right OF cxpatriaton" as have 60 many millions 81
Europeans and Asiatcs who have come to the unitAd
States Europe Asia, Africa. South America and even
Australia are good places to visit but the United States
Is the one place to come home TO- Here one sees the real
difference between the United States and the rest Of thu
world
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
S%fMAN[S
"IBP|a|A4:Y5,, ,.,

Helen Wills Is to be presented at
court. they say, not because she Is
Helen Wills. tennis player, but be-.
cause she Is Helen Wills, an attractive
and psrsonable young American girl.
Once upon q time she might have
been permitted to jiegle her aig-
rettes before Queen Mary on her
merits as q mere tennis player, but
not since the day Suzanne Leng1en
kept the queen waiting an hour to see
her perform. And keeping q queen
waiting just isn't done! Which Is
now why, tit for tat. queens don't let
tennis players outtsy before them.
This human race is closely knit,
isn't 1t? The same principle works
In the ranks Of lesser mortals. One
failure Of one woman makes the world
say, II can't stand women in the
office" or women are 50 unreliable, "
or lust like q womAn!'
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CURSE ON ALARM CLOCKS
Here's balm for the lazy sluggard
who always has thought that alarm
clocks, setting up exercises. and cold
showers were mere works of the devil.
Now comes scientific verification. DR..
Jesse Feiring Williams. professor Of
physical education at Teachers Col
lege, Columbia University, declares
that the worst way in the world to
start day Is via the alarm clock,
cold shower, and calisthenics.
He favors the cat and dog method
Of arising, gradually stretching one
arm or leg, then the other, and grad
ually getting going" Our pep creed
Is making us a race Of nervous wrecks
he says.
More power to such professors!
IT'S 50 comforting when science con-
dones our personal laziness.
y 4
THEY KNEW
Ninety college girls from Smith
vassar, Mount Holyoke, and several
other "cxoluatve girls colleges came
up to New York's slums the other day
to do their practice work" In sociol.
oGy. They went through the Bowery
took trips with visiting nurses. in.
spected babies dlspehsarics, and gave
advice on cases put to them by the
Associated Charities.
For instance. when told Of Mr.. b
who had deserted his family because
he was out Of work and his wife 70.
fused job. though he was only tos
happy to take her place in the home
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
VACCINE SAVES MANY LIVES

Inc value OF rabies vaccine is shown by recent state
ment from Dr. w. E. King, assistant director OF the
biological department Of the rarke-Davs research lab
oeatorcs who reveals that the lives Of more than $4,000
persons were saved BY this means during the past year
statistics show that the vaccine was administered to
$4,000 people during the year Scientific experience has
sncwn that ID per cent of the treated would have
died without the treatment Hence the fsure Of
as the number saved from death.
Rabies Dr. King points out has been increasing during
the past few years. It is fully as prevalent In cold
months as 1t is In the dog days" OF hot summer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
SUBTERFUGE

There is = little subterfuse that the best Of wives
practice every day. AS their husbands leave for the
office wives utter heartfelt sigh Of regret as though
life would be difficult to sustain until evening the
return Of the master Unfortunate the who tests
the sincerity Of his wife by actually staying home
Howeve: devoted wife may be- she must confess that
husband though silver In the afternoon and golden
the evening" is but lead II he hangs about the house
before Books leave their accustomed shelves and
found tables chairs sofas and the floor Scissors
mirrors. nail files. food and what not disappear from
their places The supply Of sailed peanuts and fruit
the buffet dwndlex Ashes are strcwn on rugs and
polishet floors and peanut Shells banana peel and
apple In every He invariably waits until
the bathroom has been ded before shaving shampoons
or bathing.
And Ill the while he goes about unconscious Of the
comotion and additional work he is the cause Of and
actually believing he is contributing to the Joy Of his
wife She good woman hasn't the heart to enliehten
him.
When husband spends day at home wife finds
herself the horns Of dilemma. II she entertains
him she will keep him out OF mischief. But she will
lose days work. II she leaves him his own devices
he win do enough damage to keep her busy for extra
day. Either way day is lost Through it all she must
carry on. exhibiting smiling front. One display Of
impotence with her spouse and he forever AFTER will
suspect little insinccrity behind that heartfelt sigh 1t
the mornings parting.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23

ALL and the discovery that the fishing bug and the
golf bug are germs Of similar type should Be Of pro-
found interest to science One phase OF these maladies
to man. that interests science Is their ability
to give tho human mind vacation from worries ana
troubles Of life They rccrcations that re-create
mental and physical health
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
(This Is the sixth Of = series OF
articles telling readers just how to
take 4 cleansing spring dieto
SOME CHOICE OF FRUITS

take q cleansing spring o1St.J
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SOME CHOICE OF FRUITS
Those Of you who have been follow
ing these instructions carefully should
already notice an Improvement IN
many ways. Ifyou have been anemic.
your skin will begin to look pinker.
u you have tuberculosis, your cough
has already decreased, ana less pus
Is being brought UP as all other parts
Of the body are eliminating toxins
more rapidly. If you have been suf-
fering srom rheumatism. there will be
less pain In the affected parts. II
you have been wheeling with asthma,
your heavy breathing has already
stopped, owing to the reduction In
gas pressure, and the elimination of
heavy meals which have formerly in
terfered with the breathing muscles.
II you have formerly felt AL tired
out" you are now surprised that on
such q light diet you have more
energy than before. This is because
the body Is less toxic, and you are
not using energy to digest food.
No matter what trouble you may
have been suffring from. every func-
ton Of your body Is now working
overtime to produce more elimination
and to effect a successful bodily
housekeeping. There Is little assim-
ilation going on, and much elimina.
ton.
You are only few days away from
your former toxic state. but what
change has taken place!
For Beginners
II there are any readers who did
not start this curative diet q few
days ago and want to do so now, all
that, you have to do is to get the back
numbers Of your paper and begin at
once, saving the articles each day so
that you will take the same regime
as the others have taken. Do not
try to begin in the middle of this
series Of articles. but return to the
very first and follow the daily in
StructionS in their turn.
Tomorrow will be the last day OF
the fruit diet. For tomorrow I am
going to suggest q change from the
orange juice to either tomatoes or
apples. You are to use one or two
apples or tomatoes. as you desire,
every two hours in place of the
orange juice which you have been
taking. All other instructions remain
the same. You may use either the
fresh tomatoes or the whole canned
tomatoes, or pure canned tomato
Juice. You will probably start out
using quite a large amount of the
tomato juice. but will find that later
on in the day you will be satisfied
with very little.
ANY kind Of apples may be used.
but those which are the juiciest will
be found more pleasing to the taste
and I believe more helpful, owing to
the large amount of acetic acid con-
tanned In the juicy apples.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
Talks
- Parents
SATURDAY LUNCHES
ny Alice Judson peale)

A certain young man always chooses
hamburger from the table d'hote
menu. His roast beef and leg o. lamb
eating friends jeer at his plain
tastes, but he Is staunch to his pref
erence.
To me he explained one day that
the smell Of hamburger always made
him feel cheerful. It made him re-
member the Saturday lunches he had
at home when he was q boy. Not only
did the hamburger come on that most
blessed Of all days Of the week, Inn
mediately after a big morning with
the gang, but there was IN agree
nient between him and his mother
that there should be large quantities
Of 1t on hand.
It was understood that he could
bring home to lunch as many az four
Of his friends without asking special
permission. This blanket invitation
always gava him . lordly feeling. Il
was Z good deal like being able to
say. Come on over to my club where
we can get whatever ne like"
The humble, honely hamburger re-
called 70 him those days Of joyous
play. Of large appetite. ana best Of
nj, of his mothers uncrttical hoepi-
taltty 10 any or al Of his friends. No
wonder the mere smell Of HAMBURGER
made him cheerful.
Z seems Is II every child should
hav6 such Saturday lunches 70 re-
member. There ought 70 b at least
11oAn Nann1 . susAafp a. w,Aann 49, -. q =
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
HAD THE COLONISTS WAITED

There is something interesting somehow In the
that British government has at last abolished the
tax OH tea
Not that that will make any difference to tea drinkers
this side Of the Atlantic But the tax IL loodbrother
to another tax tea which caused ship load Of that
commodity be tossed into Boston harbor upwards Of
century and half ago: and surely be par
doned feeling sort of proprietary interest in it.
Perhaps this development is proof after ALL that the
carly colonists trife hasty. Pitching the tea
overheard caused bad feeling and led to that
dragged for years, with much bloodshed
and expense II revolutionary forbears had only
waited they would have gotten rid Of the by peace
abb means
However, they wouldn't wait The tax OH tea, by ITSELF
wasn't especially heavy; but the things that stood for
were the tea went into Boston harbor, beacon
fires burned various headlands. farmers and clerks
took to drilling in vacant lots and city squares and
new nation presently found Itself In existence.
When you stop to think about It, the things that will
move to action. and rallyns points for
dsorganized grievances. rcsentments and ideals
rather strange
There have been plenty Of scholarly writers recently
to point out that the American coonists weren't really
SO very badly treated by the British in the days just
preC ding rs This book and that book will tell you that
the tax tea. the stamp act and the other items In
the colonists bill Of complaint weren't awfuy rksome
after ALL Sensible people, they imply would hardly have
gon to war over such things.
These things however. did not cause the revolution
They simply served symbols through which the in
arti,ulac aspirations Of the jewellers the American
wildern-.. could find q voice.
That is the way things always happen. whenever
Or tic evc takes place in the midst of high emotions
and smoulderng grievances you can look out for an
explosion
The storming Of the Dastlc In 1859, was an unm-
psnt affair The old prison only held eight
pri--lers It had really outived its usefulness Yet
it crved 900 Frenchmen for the great struggle
the revolution and worked change in Europe that Il
not yet.
John Brown, likewise. was half-brained old fanatic
and crank. Yet the Civil. War might well have ended
differently; his dramatic exploit and hanging had moi
been before the eyes Of the people of the north
So we're entitled to take interest In the final END
of tie Ia: British tea tea had never been taxed
the history Of the last $50 years might been
sderably different.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-04-23
Editorial Comment
HAVE WE OSTRICH MINDS?
New. York World)


And now we know why there has been SO much cor
rupton IN the public and commercial life of this coun-
My-now that the National Union of schoolmasters 81
england has met at Leicester and traced our moral
DEGRADATION to women teachers One may suspect that
the men teachers just bit uneasy about the Corr,
petition OF the women in the teaching profession The
case they make out against the women Is not convincing
NO woman can possibly have scientific mind-as wit
ness Mme. Curie They cannot possibly encourage
youth IN manliness and they manage boys by syskHn,
OF bribery and corruption" As witness:
Out Of the six leading nations the nation in
which bribery and corruption are most rife IL
the nation which has women teachers America
is loaded with bribery to It's very vItals-its
parliamentary. municipal commercial and II.
nancial life. 1t is more than q coincidence that
III that country teaching u feminine.
The absurdty Of the conclusion Is merely amusink bu,
inc description OF conditions that have dsgraced us Ii
the eyes OF the world indicates something Of world op
ion Knowing Is all the world does something Of The
corruption TN our public life and our disposition to con.
done It, we surmse the effect Of the pous plattude.
ana preaching In which indulge In our Expansive
moments Of self-righteousness
Pernaps we have reasoned with the mind OF the
punched.