The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1929-06-21

The editorial, County Printing appearing in
Harry Folks Herald last week was surely tangl-
ed skein.
If any of that organs limited number of readers
can follow the mental meandering of the fossy
James Russell Lowell through the labyrinth of
syncopated verbiage that was gorged into the col
umns of our esteemed contemporary of the endless
chain that commences out where the west begins
and ends where the east got tired, he qualify
for the "pig in clover puzzle" contest which will
be staged at the county fair this autumn.
What it lacked in sense it made up in rhyme
And dear me, such restraint! What splendid
example! And then the cream puff exploded
such pop!
Oh, dear me, Jamie, it was awful how frankie
French snubbed you He shouldn't be so naughty
towards you for you are not accustomed to such
treatment and must have been terribly cutup You
"admit it hurts" but were too modest to tell us
just where Anyhow, you are over it by this time
and we are sure frankie will think well before he
does such trick again. 1t was no way to behave
toward boy like you with such distinguished
name, and we are just positive he will never
never do such thing again.
My, Jamie, the way you did talk about that nasty
printing contract: the words just rolled off your
tongue like little drops of dew from an oiled
board-yOu are such spitfire when you are peev-
ed. Oh! My! Those "two-faced politicians" must
feel actually mortified. We are glad of one thing
Joe does not mind if the contract does smell-he
eats garlic and nibbles limberger Joe is not 50
particular, just SO as he gets the contract.
Isn't it delightful that you can eat cream puffs
instead of "sawdust pudding: for you could new
er, never do tit would make your "tunmy ache.
But ah! "Ba bla, dispensary," jamie Now, don't
be vulgar. You make mamma feel bad 1t is lust
70 '"'"aderfs'l that you are going to keep on pub
hshlng the Herald; for several people wouId mis-,
if it stopped.
Well, wei isn't it nice ~ +ravel about from place
to place, making onself a art of every commmi-
ty and so u any of them, too. 1t must make per-
5" like msslf fine to have S, n any glad hands
here and there. 1t would make anyone feel prouc
though he has to tell it himself any way its Sc
interesting.
Yes, the Herald is old, Jamie! Old and feeble
But it is just too splendid that it is going to stay
with us while yet-that will serve frankie anC
Eddie right. Yes Frank, is smart and learn.
quickly: he reads the Herald, jamie and if vol
give him time he will pick the proper policy every
trip. Martin Luther and old Ed Iverson, arr
old pals, they do say.
And James Russell Lowell we just know vol
and those naughty prune peddlers are so irresist
IDLE at the dances-you are so deucedy cute ever
the daisies just go wild over you-you must b,
patient with the auri-eyed lads-you are such {
fox-trotter
That was nasty slap on the wrist that you CAV,
Pat Wallace Pat who used to punch cows over tn,
Big Muddy flats with the Lazy outfit and wal
on the reception committee that welcomed C. S
when he came in with the OK team and the OLE
Washington handpress-those were the DAYS, saw
Pat.
And of all things, the taking of the contrac
from the Herald-how did they dare? That wa.
the cruelest cut of all.
and seriously, we don't just get how Ed liver
son is under any obligations to the PlentywooC
Herald, and how they are justified in referring t.
him as "two-faced." The Producers News NIGH
have some cause for complaint but surely not tn,
Herald. French just naturally had to go for Joe
Vi course Anker's action was surprise to man,
in fact, to most everybody
The Producers News was entitled tn the con
tract: it is newspaper: it has the facilities to d.
the work: it has the circulation-none of which
any other paper in the county has, and it can d.
the work right here in Plentywood and the Law
says that the commissioners must give the contrac
to newspaper and the Producers News is the mi,
newspaper in Sheridan county.
And from what we can learn, Joe Dolin is al
most as good citizen as Harry Polk-and wber
Harry Folks outfit calls anyone "two-faced. o.
double crosser"-well, it is to Taught