New Britain herald., 1929-08-19
Bristol Mayor Passes on Philosophy of Marriage Bachelor Urged to Compare Two Songs.
Special to the Herald)


 Bristol, August 19-Some perti- nent advice is handed to the lovelorn bachelor of Center, Colorado, who is seeking a wife through the medi- um of Mayor w. Raymond Crumb, by a 22 year old girl wife of Hart ford, whose name is withheld at her request. She suggests to the western CT that he get and compare the two songs Get Away, Old Man, Get Away" and And Then, And Then, l Forget" Her letter, which is ad- dressed to MT. Batchelor Wanter," is a masterpiece and reads as fol- lows;
 Dear Mr. Batcholor Wanter,
 T am going to address you in this manner as you are the wanter and not the go-get-her as man should be and as a rule are known to be.
 T am lying in bed quite sick. nevertheless l got a great kick out of your advertisement for a wife. ha, ha ha, and I just couldn't re- sist the temptation of giving you q little friendly advice.
 "To begin with, I am married and am living happily ever after Gas the saying is known) and do not wish to exchange my husband for you.
 T always have had the impre5 sion that bachelors were queer and always wanted to meet and know them but fate has never chancei me that opportunity and now l just cannot resist the temptation of giv- ing you several plain yet exact facts. Kindly except them with my best wishes for your success in find ing the wanted wife.
 II. A woman of any nationality and standards desires to feel and know her husband is the getter and not the wanter. Chivalry in other words. That he will seek her through rain. sunshine, gloom and be.
 "2. A woman wants romance. That is rides, hikes, parties, laugh, tears scorn and what may seem foolish trifies to please and cause ripping sensations through her body, soul and mind, to insure her that her husband -to-b be is the get ter For instance, during a certain romance of two couples an auto ride was being enjoyed (abs { ,N1- i,-i, ol bo highway sign No parking was spied. A dare of being afraid to park there was announced and the auto stopped by the way of ac- cepting the dare. Suddenly a priest in a buggy passed by and a joke was made to the effect that mar riage be performed for one of the couples Strange to say, the cou. pie mentioned were married within year and later while talking over their romance, it was found tho husband learned through that incl dent his wife -to-be was with hiE and pop went the question. What a thrilling sensation it must have given the wife to know her partner learned her secret as well as his growing inclination at the same time without mentioning it until after they were married, thus renewing their romance.
 "3 An accident, amusement simple remark often gives mar or woman a clue 10 find their mat and if he or she accept any one 0 these hints that is thrown and aH at once he or she will be happi9l than otherwise.
 A. A very dear relative of min' answered an ad very similar tt yours and now he is in distress l Why? The wife has a wonderful home, mon ey and social standin; and she believes her husbands rel atives are too far below her stand ards to be acknowledged. so he i obliged to bend to her will, forge