The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1929-12-20
On The Lam

On The Lam
Seen, heard and imagined: the
nerve of the red-headed fellow who
complimented a lady on her lovely
ratskin coat-"just the coat for
this kind of weather." he chirped
as Ye Mysterious Scribe expected
hostilities that might call for an
other notice of the existence of the
Kellogg Pact-and the lady smiled
sweetly and the red-headed fellow
threw out his chest which proves
that the red-headed girl has moth
ing on the red-headed man &C
ton in this drama took place be-
tween Harry Koike's Cafe and the
Westland Oil Company station /. 1.
Jimmy, the nuisance who insists
on rafting Koike's monster stove
when one is enjoying a pleasant
chat with Oscar Collins :. and
Charlie Squires but ask jim
my for a "snowstorm in a grave
yard for a stiff" and he'll bring
you cornflakes and milk and
great big grin Ray White
footing a trombone or is it a
sax? =. Ray White selling tickets
at Fishbeck's theatre Ray
White the depot agent Ray
White is red-headed but not the
Lothario referred to above !.
Harold Donaldson the drum tap
per or the trap drummer says
he works for fun is so crazy
about Arthur C. Erickson that he
would play an automatic piano for
him l. E. Miller telling aye
Mysterious Scribe" good one
from eye Opener" and then SELL
ing him the magazine it was
a Scotch story F.. it's the Irish
man who always pays nice fell
low Miller nice fellow Otto
Stadig =. /. nice fellow Jack Dwyer
nice fellow ''Nig Collins" d.
nice fellow everybody . sure this
is our Merry Christmas issue.
Whoopee!
Howard Lewis dressed in a
leather jacket and a pair of over
all sweeping the sidewalk in front
OF his office on Sunday. The Pro-
ducers News insists that everybody
must sweep the snow off the side
walk in front of his residence or
place of business but we do not in
sist that citizens should take us
too literally. We believe that Sun
day should be a day of rest and
meditation, especially for hard
working lawyers.
Doctor E. B. Martin has an over
coat but he does not wear If in
winter time. His theory is that
the body generates enough heat in
winter to ward off the flu and
keep out the cold. Why inject an
overcoat into the situation? In
summertime the body generates
only enough heat to keen steam mn
the heat that hurts comes from
the sun. That's the time to wear
your heavy clothing to keen ont
the heat. In justice to the doctor
this was not heard but imagined
after seeing him splitting ont
lclcles on the corner of Main and
What streets.
Orpheum Theatre audiences have
sense of humor. A procrastinat-
ing movie house man did Frankie
F1shbeck dirt last week in failing
to ship him Hoot Gibson. SO
frankie had to reel off Reginald
Denny In "a Hysterical Night" in
stead. Designing relatives plotted
TO commit Denny to a bughouse in
order to cop his fortune. The nm
orators of the nut house were led
TO believe that Denny was crazy.
that's the way he looked 10 us.
wen, Denny was given to under
stand that he was going to a cos
tune ball at which the guests plav-
ed the roles of various ancient eel
ebrities. He played Napoleon The
specialists In lunacy assigned him
a nurse to play Josephine to his
Bonaparte. After several exhibit
tons of buffoonery, came bedtime
and fancy my embarrassment when
the audience laughed at the alac-
rity which Denny accepted the in
to retire and at his cha
grin when the nurse left him at
has bed room door. Of course he |
finally married the girl and kent |
his fortune.
Is it ethical for a deputy sheriff
to exude the aroma of liquor whrBe
on duty? That is the question that
is cerebrating around town Just
now. 1t would seem to the Law
man that it all depends on the
kind of liquor he drinks. If he
smells of Creighton's Preferred we
don't believe the public has anv
kick coming. On the other hand if |
his breath smacks of needed car
bolic acid he should be padlocked