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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
Author Tells Holv to
Keep Your Husband
staff Photo.

He 1ell In love Win LQaL
stenographer Of his" is another.
'sNo mater what I did /
couldn't please him." Is still an
other. II kept the buttons on his
shirts and 7 cooked the things he
liked and still I couldn't keep
him happy"
Certainly not buttons and
vegetable soup and a chifforobe
full of clean linen never kept
any man happy.
Man Is Romantic Sex
And neither did anything else
except the simple everyday com
modify known as Love.
For man lis the romantic sex.
All his life he is looking for
romance-and If he doesn't find
it at home he is sure to look for
it somewhere else. In his office,
in the front row of a musical
comedy chorus, in. his neighbor's
house.
This is the stubborn truth. And
when women find 1t out the di-
vorce courts viii stop doing q
|Iand-office business and there will
be q lot more peace and happi-
ness along the Main Streets of
the world than there is today.
A man can forgive his wife not
being a good cook.
He can forgive her for spending
too much money.
He can forgive her for gadding
about instead of staying at home
where she belongs at least part
OF the day.
He can forgive her anything
/ If only he loves her.
For a man Inarries for just one
thing Love.
How to be Lovable
And If a woman gives him love
land understanding and gay COM
lpanionship there never Is going to
be much unhappiness between
them.
No woman is lovable when she
has campher ice snaeared on the
lips that her husband once COM
pared to q rosebud.
No woman is lovable who is q
mag.
And certainly no woman is low
able when she complains about
her hard lot as poor mans wife,
or when she croSS-exalnines her
mate aocut mis- rev Office girl.
A wife can be her husbands
BEST GIRL to the end Of her
days II only she win work at her
job.
II she viii only remember to
SAY the nice encouraging things
to him that she said in the days
of their engagement.
II she keeps herself trim and
neat and pretty.
If she never lets him forget
that he Is the only man in the
world for her.
She won't have much trouble In
holding him against the field
Two Kinds Of Women
I have just written q story
about a woman who had her
faults /" : and she had dozens Of
them. But she knew how to hold
her husband far better than a
Hot Of good loyal faithful wives
know how to hold theirs.
There is another woman in the
story. "A fine honest capable
woman with d heart of pure gold
and q sense of steel.like loyalty
But she was no ''vamp."
There is no doubt that she was
the better woman Of the two.
But which sort Of woman dc
lSou think makes the better wife,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30

end. and dropping it over the
leading edge of the upper wing
so that the cord will pass the
leading edge of the lower wing
The distance from the cord to
the surface of the leading edge
of the lower wing viii give you
the amount of stagger of the
wings.
Watch for Lesson No. 20 in
sively on Thursday. II you want
to learn to fly, don't miss sim
gle one Of these instructive arti-
cIes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
CrOatian Peasant Chief
Given 8 Years in Jail

ZAGREB. Jugoslavia. Dec. 80
(IN.S. l-Joseph Predavec, vice
president Of the Croatia1l pea11s.
ant party; today was sentenced
to serve eight years ii prison
following conviction on charges
Of campaigning against the gov
eminent through the press.
Several other prominent Croat-
ians, including Prof. J.. Mack, ed.
itor and writer Of political Sub
jects, remained under arrest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
Hulnbert and His Bride
To Get Pope's Blessing

ROME. Dec. 80 (INS.).-Im.
niediately after their marriage on
January 8 Crown Prince Hum.
bert. of Italy, and Princess Ma.
rie-Jose, of Belgium, will pay a
visit to the Vatican to receive
the personal blessing Of the
Pope. it was learned today.
After receiving the Pontiff's
blessing, the royal couple will
go to st. Peters Cathedral
where they will kneel in prayer
before the shrine of st. Peter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
Nails Note, "An Dead, "
To Door and Kills Family

VERNON, Tex, Dec. 30.-J. II.
Haggard, q farmer, nailed q note
reading "All dead on his home
here several days ago. Today
police broke in the door and
found Haggard and his family of
five children dead in bed. ALI
had shotgun wounds in their
heads.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
BY BEATRICE BURTON

Noted author, whose new serial
'LOveioy" will start In the Wash.
jngtOn Times on January 8.
The hardest Job in the world
today is the job held down by mil
Lions of women everywherethe
job of holding a husband.
Every year more and more
women Ire coming into the di-
vorce courts to free themselves
by law from husbands whom they
couldn't hold.
He wouldn't give me his
rroney," Is one story they tell.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
Portrait by Halls
rs Found in Lille

PARIS, Dec. 3O.-A valuable
portrait, bearing the signature
ture of the world-renoWned Elem
of the world-renowned Flemish
artist, Franz Halls, has been found
at LiIlue. France.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-30
BONAR AGAIN HEADS FAIR

MARTINSBURG. w. Va, De
cember 3O.-Clyde Bonar, of Key
ser, was renamed president of the
Upper Potomac Fair Association
at q meeting there. Dennis Law
was elected secretary.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
URGE wheat FARMS
TO XPAND.DAIRYINC
Will Pay Farmers to Grow
Wheat for Dairy Feed, Dew
ils Lake Rally Decides

Devils Lake. N. D.. May 30.-(R)e
Members Of the northeast section Of
the North Dakota Dairymen's asso-
citation had decided today that dairy
ing should be increased on wheat
farms.
Delegates to the meeting called at
tention to the prevailing low price Of
wheat to support their contention
that It would pay farmers to grow
wheat solely for dairy feed rather
than to market It at present prices.
Among those who led the discus
sion were: z. A. Greenwood. state
dairy commissioner: e. B. Finley, st..
Paul, field representative Of the
American Guernsey Cattle club:
Frank Rhinol, manager Of the Elk
Valley farms, Larimore, N. D.: and
J. A. Barner. assistant dairy COM
missioner.
state Senator Frank H. Hyland was
toastmaster at the banquet for n1em-
bers Of the section last night. The aim
Of the meeting. Greenwood said. was
to encourage farmers to increase pro.
duction through pure bred sires and
to urge more and better quality dairy
cows Among the banquet speakers
was Col. =. 8. Person. Minot, dairy
cattle breeder.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
-four men BURIED IN
| RIVER BOTTOM muck
Trapped Alive in caisson IS
Feet Below Surface as Com.
pressed Air Escapes

Jersey City, N. j.. May 30.-(P)-
Rescue workers sought today to re-
cover the bodies Of four men en-
tombcd in the bed Of the Hackensack
river when compressed air escaped
from the caisson In which they were
working. letting 1t fill with mud.
The victims, with 10 who were
saved, had been at work sinking the
caisson for one of the piers Of the
vehicular and railroad bridge under
construction between Jersey City and
Kearny, N. ].
The caisson is 4 huge steel chamber
open at the bottom and connected
with the surface by cylinders provided
with airlocks. Compressed air pumped
into the chamber keeps out water and
muck while sand hogs cxcavate the
Shaft or.the pier. ~
The men were working Is feet be-
low the river bed last night when the
airlock blew off one Of the cylinders.
The caisson sank and filled with
muck, nearly to the roof.
The ten who were rescued were
brought to the surface with their
bodies distended by the sudden
change in pressure and suffering
from broken arms and legs. Four
workers at the top of the cylinders
escaped when the airlock blew out, al
though two Of them were hurled into
the river.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
TWO PERSONS shot
IN UNIVERSITY RIOT
20 Injured in Pitched Battle Be.
tween Students and Po.
lice at Celebration

Providence, r. l., May 3O-(P)-Two
persons we're shot. one q spectator,
seriously, and 20 otherwise injured in
student demonstration at Brown
university last night which started in
the annual freshman "tie-burning"
celebration and led to pitched battle
between students and police.
Eight students were arrested.
Sam Flora, football and baseball
player from Warren. Ohio. who was
to have played against the Harvard
nine here, today. was taken to the
Rhode Island hospital, with broken
arm after his arrest.
Who did the shooting was undeter-
mined today. Many students carried
pistols which they fired IN the cele-
bration.
More casualties might have resulted
had not Kenneth O. Mason, dean OF
freshmen, prevailed on the under
eraduates, who swarmed to the sup
port Of the freshmen regardless Of
class. not to rush" the east side tuu-
mel entrances to which were guarded
BY nearly 100 police. Mason warned
the milling students they would only
aggravate . bad situation.
william Berarducct, spectator.
who was shot In one eye while watch-
Ting the rock, egg and rtot-sttck fight
between freshmen and police outside
the Arcadia ballroom Ia the down
town district. was reported at Rhode
Island hospital to Be II . serious con.
ditiou.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
H00DLUM|, BOMBER
GUNMEN'S VICTIMS
Racketesr Loses Pistol Duel to
Death; Stranger RiddIed
After Taking Ride

Chicago, May 3O.-lP,-Two gang
sters were found shot to death in
widely separated spots today. one of
them apparently having fought a pis-
tol duel in downtown cafe where
police found him. with a bullet
through his heart.
The other victim. whose identity
has not been definitely established
was found face down in field near
Hinsdale, suburb. just across the
Cook county line in Dupage county.
He had been shot seven times in the
back at close range
Thomas McElligott, described as a
racketeer, gunman and robber, was
the victim Of the cafe gun fight. He
was found dead In the basement OF
Walter Staley's West Madison street
cafe. less than half block from the
central police station.
The police were unable to find any,
one who had witnessed the cafe duel
but McElligott's wound and other cir
cumstances indicated he had fought
a gun duel. police said.
The man found in the prairie was
tentatively identified at Dominick
Cozza, hoodlum. who had been impli-
Gated In several police cases. Hins-
dale police said it appeared that the
stranger had been taken for ride. -
McElligott was a pal of Michael
Reilly and william Clifford. rack
eteers found shot dead IN an auto
mobile III Cicero several weeks ago.
He also was arrested early this year
in connection with the Calumet Bak-
ing Powder company payroll robbery.
but was not held. He was one of
those named by Russell Thompson.
confessed machine gun peddler, as
having purchased a machine gun.
The body was found on the floor
Of barroonl in the basement by
a police sergeant who had been noti-
fled that someone's been hurt at
Staley's.' The cafe, at 36l west Mad
ison street. believed to be speak,
easy is operated by Walter Staley.
Police said McElligott. Clifford and
Reilly were looked upon as leaders Of
the bomb trust" having headquar-
ters in west side saloon and taking
orders for bombing at prices rang
ing from $25 to 81 900. The three also
have bee:l suspected many times of
using other methods Of intimidation
in "muscling in" on labor groups.
An anonymous telephone to police
at Z a. M. today. reported that Kid
Austin. reputed gambler, had been
kidnapped by a trio OF armed men
who planned to hold Austin for $20,-
600 ransom.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
BISMARCK MARCHES
. IN HONOR OF DEAD
OF NATIONS WARS
Soldiers Of Army Post, Veterans
Of European, Civil and In.
dian Fields, in Tribute
MEMORIAL DAY REvERED
Exercises-at Auditorium Follow;
Graves Decorated by Spe.
cial Committees
MEMORIAL DAY REvERED
Bismarck marched with the shadow

Bismarck marched with the shadow
hosts of the nations Valhalla today.
Following the flag that led Custer
to the last stand on the hills Of tho
Little Big Horn, Washington to York
town. Grant to Appomattox. Roose-
velt to San Juan hill. Funston to the
Philippines and Pershing to a tomb
In France with the greeting. "LaFay-
cite, We are here" veterans Of Fort
Lincoln and Of the city paradcd in
Wontcd tribute to the dead Of the ma
tion's wars.
Back of the fluttering standards. in
serried ranks trampcd Colonel AL
fontes companies In khaki, rifles
ashouldcr, and after them came the
men who served In foreign lands for
their country. then the American Lc-
gion boys of the worlds greatest war,
with grizzled veterans Of the civil and
Indian wars-no longer marching. but
in carS-thc nurses Of the hospitals,
representing the Red Cross. and the
Boy Scouts and long line of cars
stretching to the rear.
Officers Lead Parade
Tho parade moved at 10 o'clock ac-
cording to the program announced
the day preceding. Major Harold
Sorcnson rode at the head as marshal
Of the day. with Captain H. A. Bro
copp and Capt. Wilson M. Spann, also
on horseback, as assistants. Divisional
aides mounted were Colonel w. A. AL
fonte. Lieutenant Ferris Cordner.
and Capt. Ernest G. Wanner.
Crowded sidewalks watched the
martial pageant pass over the pub
lished route. the Legion bugle and
drum corps making lusty music in
thump Of drum and blast of bugle to
which the marching host kept step.
The march led to the Auditorium,
where the exercises Of the day were
held. There the Rev. o. S. Rindahl,
pastor Of Trinity Lutheran church.
delivered the memorial talk.
Mahdan Pays Tribute
The audience opened the exercises
by singing and closed with America. !"
Other songs of the hour were Edgar's
Land Of Hope and Glory" by Miss
Bessie A. Baldwin, and Flanders
Requiem" LaFarge, by Mrs. Frank
Barnes
While Bismarck was observing,
Mandan put on a similar program.
with Judge A. M. Christianson as the
orator. One of the Fort Lincoln COM
panies joined with the Mandan pa
rade and exercises.
Decorating Of veterans graves was
attended to Wednesday evening by a
committee Of women. Mrs. Olgeirson
and Mrs. D. H. Houscr. representing
the War Mothers. and Mrs. Malvin
q. Olson, Mrs. Ann McFee and Mrs.
Carl Tuelberg. the American Legion
Auxiliary. Another committee. rep
resenting the veterans. consisted Of
Captain N. A. Brocopp and E. J..
Gobel. All the graves of soldier
dead in the two cemeteries were
sought out and flowers and poppies
placed on them
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
PATTERSON FAVORS
memorial BUILDING
FOR CIVIC PROGRESS
Hotel Operator and One Of -Four
Largest Taxpayers Endorses
Community Structure

Edward G. Patterson, hotel opera
tor and one Of the four largest tax
payers in the city Of Bismarck, today
announced that he favors the crcc-
ton Of the community memorial
building.
Mr.. Patterson's views. were ex.
pressed in a letter addressed to the
editor of The Tribune. Mr.. Patter-
sons letter is published in full.
In the issue Of your paper Of the
28th instant you give an interview
held by your paper in which you
quote freely regarding the views Of
Mr.. E. A. Hughes relative to the pro-
posal to increase the city debt limit
for $l25.O00. which with the amount
added of $4,000 from the American
Legion, Is to be used to build q me-
mortal community building. As you
have opened up your columns for the
Views Of different citizens on this
question, ! ask you to publish this lstA
ter. 50 that I can give my humble
opinion Of the subject to the public.
I have also been questioned daily, by
numerous tax payers, and other citi-
zens. regarding my opinion on the
election to be held on Friday. and !
have no hesitancy in saying that 1t
should carry at this time, and all who
are really interested in the progress
and growth of Bismarck should vote
yes for the following reasons:
First. take issue with Mr.. Hughes
on his first statement that the busi-
ness property Of Bismarck Is not
(Continued on page eleven)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
TEXAS FLOODS TAKE
LIVES OF 7 PERSONS

Dallas, Tex, May 30-lPeSeven
persons were known to have lost their
lives and heavy property damage
caused by flods in west and south
Texas which for the last few days
have ragged after heavy rainfall re-
ported as high as II inches IN one
locality.
While some sections were being re-
lieved by receding waters. others were
assaulted by widespread inundations.
The most serious situations appar-
entity were in sections around HouS-
ton, San Antonio. Victoria and
Laredo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
Hoover Sees Necessity II KeI.
Iogg.Briand Peace Pact
FuIfiIIs Its Purpose
PLEADS FOR DISARMAMENT
Agreement Means More Thai,
a Reduction Of Arms to
Basis Of Simple Defense

Arlington National Cemetery. vir-
ginia. May 30-(R)-President Hoover.
in his first Memorial Day address.
solemnly declared today that II the
Kellogg BRAND peace pact Is to full
fill its high purpose the nations must
"clothe faith and idealism with
action"
"That action must :narc,, with the
incxorable tread Of common sense
and realism to accomplishment" he
said at impressive ceremonies in the
white columned amphitheatre here
amid the resting places of the ma
tion's heroic dead.
If this declaration really rep
resents the aspirations Of peoples: II
this covenant be genuine proof the
world has renounced war as an In.
strument Of national policy" he as
serted, ut means at once an aban-
donment Of the aggressive use Of
arms by every signatory nation and
becomes q sincere declaration that all
armament hereafter shall be used
only for defense.
consequently, II we are honest we
must consider our own naval arma-
nent and the ornaments Of the
world in the light Of their defense
and not their aggressive use."
World Still Fears War
Expressing regret that despite the
Kellogg BRAND treaty the world still
is borne on the tide Of competitive
building. Mr.. Hoover warned that
fear and suspicion will never slacken
unless we can halt competitive con-
struction Of arms"
Calling attention that the United
States had offered Z new program to
the world for actual reduction and
the maintenance of an agreed rela-
tivity Of naval strength, the chief
executive said, the time has come
when we must know whether the pact
we have signed is real, whether we
are condemned to further and more
extensive programs Of naval con-
struction.
Limitation upward is not now our
goal but aetnai reduction of existing
commitments to lowered levels" he
declared.
After pointing to the endless
blessings" which he said would attend
the carrying out Of such program.
Mr.. Hoover said the agreement enter
ed into by the nations against war
implies more than reduction Of
arms to q oasis of simple defense -
Must Keep Pact Spirit
1T implies that nations will con-
duct their daily intercourse in keep
ing with the spirit Of that agree
ment," he added 1T implies that we
shall endeavor to develop those In
strumentalities of peaceful adjust
ment that will enable us to remove
disputes from the field Of emotion
to the field Of calm and judicial con-
sideration.
1T is fitting that we should give
voice to these deepest aspirations Of
the American people in this place.
These dead whom we have gathered
here today to honor, these valiant and
unselfisll souls who gave life itself in
service Of their ideals, evoke from us
the most solemn mood Of consecra-
ton.
"They died that peace should be
established. Our obligation is to see
1t maintained. Nothing less than our
resolve to give ourselves with equal
courage to the ideal Of our day will
serve to manifest our gratitude for
their sacrifices. our undying memory
OF their deeds. our emulation OF their
glorious example
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
NATIONS MUST 'CLOTHE FAITH
AND IDEALISM WITH ACTION
Ohio to Perpetuate
Memory of Custer

Ohio claims q share OF the glory
which emanates from the memory OF
Major General George A. Custer.
The Buckeye state is planning q
monument % the memory Of Its ia
nous son. whose brilliant career came
to . tragic close in 1876 at the bloody
battle Of the Little Big Horn, accord
ing to word received here.
Custer was born In 1850 In the small
village Of New Rumley. where the
memorial will be established. The
original Custer ho-ae was destroyed
by fire several years ago, but has
been rebuilt on the original site. said
to be one o. the most beautiful in
that section Of Ohio. The property
will be maintained as q small park.
Custer. who was general In the
Civil war shortly after he was 20
years Of age, has loomed as 60 large
a figure in the pioneer life Of the
Northwest, particularly during the
Indian warfare In North and South
Dakota and Montana, 1t Is said, that
1t is seldom remembered that he came
from the pea eful little Ohio town
that is now about to perpetuate his
memory.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30
VIOLENT WNDSTORM
TEARS UP NKSTER
Many Buildings Lsvslsd and
Vegetation Torn Up for
Miles Around

lnkster. N. D., May 30.-(RHAn
area Of destruction attestcd. today,
to the intensity Of the terrific Wind
storm Of tornado proportions which
levelled buildings and vegetation four
miles west Of here.
The storm broke about 4:30 p. M,
yesterday, cutting q swath l2S feet
wide for five miles before blowing
itself out. Damage has been estimated
at about $4,000
All buildings on the J. B. Mattesou
farm and . Norwegian church were
destroyed. Numerous other buildings
IA the storms path were damaged
and crops and trees uprooted.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-30

Phoebe Parrot Has
One on Policemen

Chicago, May 80. - R - All, ha!
Phoebe the parrot has q story to tell
about policemen!
Up to the time Phoebe got lost from
her cage at the Hugh M. 9. Garden
home yesterday. her most virulent
oath was hot coffee" But now she
says 60" and Go" and -" as
we'll as q lot Of double jointed cuss
words.
Mr.. Garden cannot understand how
Phoebe could become 50 profusely
profane In 10 short hours. especially
since the only human beings she met
during that time were three Lake
Forest policemen who spent most Of
the day trying to get Phoebe out Of
the tree in which she had perched.
Mr.. Garden said Phoebe could hardy
have picked up her cuss words from
the policemen.
"-, no." said Phoebe.