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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

Rave about the way middle aged
women make up If you will, but con.
fess, at least to yourself. THAT they
look better than they did in the old
simple days when good complexion
was natures gift exclusively.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

And now" said the druggist to his
apprentice. "since you have mastered
the names of the 81 brands of cand,
bars, you can spend the next weeL
nemoriZing the list nf tooth pastes.'
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13
Is urging his

TITS
g6ts to grow whiskers and cor
to the national type. instead of being
clean-shaven and becoming standard.
lied Americans" The French girls
ought to have something to say about
that.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

A survey. of budgets of New York
working girls shows that they spend
jone-fourth of their income for clothes |;
hut where are the clothes?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

"a hotel guest in Kansas City has
Host a pair of shoes, size r." Now If
lit had been a gladstone bag we would
lsay to look in one of the shoes.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

Ballots have become shorter as the
years go on, and still not much Is ever
done about having longer lead pencils
in the voting booths.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

: Overheard on the bus: Hes quite
'erudite, isn't he?" II should say he is.
The other day he attributed a line of
Shakespeare to poet l never heard
of"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

II am looking for something with
thrills and uncertainty life of ad.
venture" "Have you thought of start.
ling up a book traffic in Boston,"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

An American explorer discovers a
tribe of Peruvian Indians ruled over
by women. Just an old American Gus
tom.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

4 HE world 4UitbOut is fast asleeg
Ibe moon alone its vigil Keeps
Der bill and dale of snowy white
4 family casts its silyiy light.
4 distant sleigb-bells tinkline note
From some 4ybite hillside far remote
Cfmes floating DER the peaceful dell
A to bid that all IS we'll.
Tie world within q contrast lends
- mirtb and gaysty extends
earet1se HEARTS both young and old
they themselves in joy enfoA
6s.ses hees in gay display
BE their coio1al anay
tinted bues and thus comprise
: eynOsars Of babies'eyes
SIC dancing, fill the ROOM
ang folks hare no time for gloom
ling gracefully along,
ed with laughter cheer and song.
and then quite unaware
q the fun youthful pair
pause beneath the mistletoe
Eg about where lights are lO~.
VaEg tok-old toAs-sH
HsStbe SedsOns cheerful call
Hsetbat adage once again.
&c on EARTH good 7OiN toward men,"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

), Professional humOrists make great
ideal of it at this season, although per-
'sonally we never knew one to find a
lquarter in last winters vest.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

The American Medical Journal as.
serts that "fadism has no place In
foodism." but the point is that foodism
has a place In slimism.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

f! A contest was held in Canada to
find the dog having the most fieas. We
believe it was not handicap, and that
JAIL the entrants started at scratch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

1t is wise to be interested in good
many things, not because they are
worth being interested in. but. because
of the mental therapeutic effect.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

Books are those odd, rectangular
things which the boys in the college
movie carry about with them but do
not open.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

What ever became of the pug dog
that used to sound like a concertina?
while on the subject, what became of
'the concertina that sounded like
bug2
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

Just for diversion the Office Cynic
walked into one of those hotels where
l''the customer is always right" and in.
sisted that he was wrong.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

If the calendar Is changed we will
begin to read items like this: The
last thirteen months were extremely
unlucky, etc.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

Another thing about tomato catsur
is that we don't see how they got II
into the bottle. either.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

How many people there are who
never would he appreciated If they
did not take the trouble to praise
themselves.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

A Chicago professor claims to have
found an anesthetic which will put
fish to sleep. Aren't the. stories
enough?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

Wonder what Hottentot thinks
when he opens up the missionary bar
rel and finds a twO-pants suit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

The most deadly bore of all Is the
person with no sense of humor who
thinks he has one.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

AT this time Of the year 1t is easy
to understand what made some of our
forefathers sun wOrshipers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13

A fattering remark was made to
Dora the other evening, some one tell
ing her to think twice.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13
paiamas will NOT he nonular as

Pajamas will not be popular as y
street costume for men until provided
with pockets for watch, knife. key
ring, fountain pen. pencil, billfold the
bride railroad ticket. the drivers II
cense. and the little red memorandum
hook stuff with newspaper Cit
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13
The Message of the
Christmas Seal

Ho, Little Seal, with your message Of
hope.
Flung to world as life.saver's rope.
Seek you the palace and seek you the
she'd
Soft little pillow for Suffering's headi
Ho. Little Seal, with your message of
cheer,
Building up courage and casting out
fear,
Shed you Gods sunlight in castle and
cave
Bright little beacon of lives that you,
save!
Ho, Little Seal, with your message to
men,
Lifting them back to life's highroad
again,
Keep you the air of Gods heaven
above
Flowing in gently to heal them We
love!
-WGlter GreenougA.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-12-13
Christmas Seals Helped X
/ Finance 249 Chest
Clinics

Thirty-fiya hundred and six examil
nations were made at the 249 freA
chest clinics, which were conduct
lin the counties this year by the M
land tuberculosis Association -
operation with the State Heal
partment.
According to the report of tt(
cal Director Of the Associate
than 700 practicing physical
attended the clinics or refer
for diagnosis.
OF the 1906 examinations
were manifest tuberculos
Four hundred and ninety acl
disclosed, and arrangements
their proper care.
The clinics are rendering q
service to the residents Of MI
\ who asa not able "a nasx =
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
VALLEY SCENIC
SECTIONS WILL
BE DEVELOPED

AS result of the splendid article
appearing in the October number of
Touring Topics" the monthly pub
hcation Of the Automobile Club Of
Southern California, entitled "Fos.
sill Hunting About Carriso Creek )"
the FL Centro Chamber Of Commerce
executives. have determined TO or.
ganize a series of Sunday excursions
or tours to the interesting places in
Imperial county. This area abounds
in places Of rich historical, archaeo-
logical and geological interest, un,
known to the majority of the resi-.
dents of this section.
Most of these points of interest
are now easily accessible to the car
equipped with balloon tires and it
IS believed by Secretary Hays that
conducted tours, similar to the fam.
Gus excursions of the Sierra club,
VIII do much to popularize and ad-
Vertisc Imperiai Valleys scenic
charms and wonders to the outside
world and be the indirect means Of
bringing many sightseers to El
Centre and other valley cities.
The story of Carriso Creeks fos-
sils, by John Edwin Hogg, occupies
the preferred position in Touring
Topics, being the first article in the
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
Episcopalians To
Honor Bishop

Sunday, November 3, will be cele-
brated as Memorial day by Episco
pal churches all over the world in
memory Of tn emost Rev. John Gard
ner Murray, presiding bishop Of the
Episcopal church, who died October
3, in New York. while presiding at
the House Of Bishops.
Bishop Murray occupied in the
United States the position held By
the Archbishop Of Canterbury in
England, and this Sunday is chosen
for Memorial dry because it is in
the octave of All Saints, which is
On Friday, November l.
Services at Saint Paul's church in
FL Centre on Sunday will be those
in memory Of bishop Murray. On
Friday, All Saints day, there will be
a celebration of the Holy Eucha-
rist at 1880 a. IN.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
THREE SCORE PLANES WILL
VISIT VALLEY NEXT WEEK

Touching - cities, of which FL
Centro is one, in three days a cara
van Of go planes, headed by Presi-
dent Kennedy Ellsworth Of the
Junior chamber of commerce Of Los
Angeles and Fred A. Worthey,
president Of the California Aircraft
Exposition Association, will leave
the Metropolitan airport at 9
o'clock Monday morning, November
1, in the interests of the Western
Aircraft Show 30 be held in Los An
geles from November 9 to II. More
than 200 person? will make the tour
which goes as far north as Sacra-
mento and to FL Centre in the
south.
There will be various types Of
planes in the group which is insti-
gated and sponsored by the Los An
geles Junior chamber in the inter
csts of aviation and which body
is cooperating with chambers of
commerce up and Gown the state in
making this first all-state tour the
success that it should rightfully be.
Arrangements for the reception OF
the fleet at the various cities are
being made this week by Ted Schleu-
ter, chairman of the committee in
charge. Schleute- will visit FL Cen
tro this week to confer with COM
mittees appointed by the local junior
and senior cham bCrs to arrange for
the reception and entertainment Of
the members of the air tour. Prcsi
dent Hetzel has named the follow
ing committee - represent the
senior body: Rcy Womack, NJ. o.
King, John Hunter, W. j. Clements
and w. A. Tondro. The Junior cham
ber committee includes Al G.. Smith,
L. G.. Wilson ana f. II. Mitchell.
The fleet will arrive in FL Centre
at . o'clock on the afternoon of No
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
UNDERWORLD PLAN
TO COMPROMISE
Fits EXPOSED

Los ANGELES, Oct. 81. UD--
Plans of members Of the underworld
to compromise District Attorney
Buron Fits by taking his picture
in a room filled with lightly clad
women, liquor bottles and other evi.
dence of high life have failed, it
was said at the district attorneys
office today.
An "outside police department
tip" it was explained, resulted in
the capture of woman who was to
have participated in the spectacle.
The district attorney persuaded
the woman to reveal the details and
learned he was to have been sum-
moned to a Laurel Canyon house by
telephone. A policeman, whose voice
Fits would recognize, was to call
him by telephone and say murder
had been committed.
Then, if Fits showed up at the
Laurel Canyon house, he was to be
guided into the room where the stage
was "all set" for the wild party.
Boom" would go the flashlight
cameras and the district attorney
would be compromised.
Fits office declined to reveal
any names of suspects.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31

October issue. It's auth0r was assist
cd by the FL Centre Chamber OF
Commerce when I've was here gather
ing his material about six months
ago. The article is descriptive Of
the Coyote Mountain and Fish Creek
Mountain areas and the country
which the proposed short, direct
load to Laguna will traverse.
The corals and fossils which
abound in the Car-iso Greek region
are described az Clearing "a simi
larity to any known living form Of
Indo.Pacific fauna. This supports the
logical conclusion that the geography
Of our continent was once very diff.
ferent from wha. it 10 today. The
west side Of the Imperial Valley
evidently bordered upon the Allan
tic, and there was probably water
connection between the Atlantic and
Pacific across what is now Central
America during the upper Eocenc
age"
Coral Beds Described
According to llogg, the best and
most extensive formations are found
in Shell Canyon, on the south slope
of Coyote Mountains, approximately
four miles west of line running
north to the Coyote Mountains from
Coyote Wells. lie states that "by
turning northwcs. onto secondary
desert trail from Dixieland, two
very interesting coral canyons may
be reached without great difficulty,
by entering the cast end Of Carriso
valley from Dixieland."
In description Of Painted Can.
yon, Hogg states that above the
Painted Gorge are petrified mud
banks below the margin Of the main
coral reefs, which ere the fossil stu
dents heaven. The author gives 4
description Of th3 formations which
now exist, explaining the geological
history of the entire area and ends
by stating that ";his particular dis
trict offers one Of the most intel
esting fields for study known in Il
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31

vember 6, landing at the Imperial
County airport. A banquet will be
arranged for the visitors, who win
remain overnight in FL Centric, re-
turning to Los Angeles the next
morning.
The following entries have already
peen signed up for the tour: Aero
Corporation, Tokker Universal; !;
Douglas Aircraft, Earl j. Noe, Ma
tional Guard; Union Oil Company
Pilot Lennish and another pilot and
ship, not yet selected; Kendall Oil
Company; Kinner Motor Company
four ships including tri-motorcd; w.
E. Croop Company, De Haviland
Moth; Barling; Mohawk; George
Crate; +. NJ. Smith & Co., Emsco
Cirrus; Kari Keen Coupe Velie mo-
tor; Luppiate, two ships; Ruxtile.
two ships; Mrs. Florence Low
Barnes, Bach Arr Factory; Roy
Minor, Stearman; Earl Gordon; The
Texas Company, Texaco No. 6, L. II.
Cooper; r. C. Warren, Aero Marine !;
j. b. Alexander, Fairchild; Stan.
dafd Oll Company OF California, &,
tri-motored ship; Tidewater Asso-
ciated. Oil Company, Boeing plane !;
Axelson Machine Company, Man
ager De Silva, Mines field, two
ships; Richfield Oil Company, tri-
motored Fokker.
Lannish will be flight commander
and is in charge Of the ships from
the deadline of departing field to
dead-line of arriving field. Dudley
Steele, who is we'll known locally,
and who has frequently landed at
the Imperial County airport, takes
charge of ships as soon as they have
been brought up to the dead-line of
the field of lan?lng, and his juris-
diction continues until ships are
placed ON the line for departure
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
Plenty OF Ducks
In North End

Ducks are plentiful in the north
end Of the valley, according to Frank
Richmond, county game warden, who
returned yesterday from Ed Finney's
club near Salton Sea, with the limit.
He was accompanied to the duck
club by Bob Blankenship of San
Diego, who also got the limit. An
incoming flock of new birds has
made good shooting in the north end
Richmond said.
He denied rumors that the dead
ducks showed badly bruised heads,
Indicating death via the baseball bat
route, and asserted he knows the
party who started the false story.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
LITTLE CHANCE
OF ARMY-NAW
MAKING PEACE
Service Schools Still At
LOggerheads Over Foot
ball.
BY WILLIAM j. DUNN
Omitted Press staff Correspondent

WASHINGTON, Oct. 81. U.H-
The army and nay were no nearer
resumption Of athletic relations to.
day than two years ago when An
napolis authorities refused to play
the annual game with West Point
because the milit lry academy would
not adopt 4 three year eligibility
rule.
This became evident after a fruit
less conference between superlntend-
ents of the service schools in the
office of Gen. John j. .Pershing yes
terday.
Before the annual ArmyNavy foot,
ball game can be resumed one of the
two schools must accede to the de
, mands Of the ether. Yesterdays 5
conference proved that neither is
willing to make ony major Conces
sions.
Navy, represented by Rear Ad
miral S. S. Robson, superintendent
of Annapolis, made the only offer
of compromise. Major General Will
liam K. Smith, superintendent at
West Point, refused to consider
these, indicating nothing short Of
unconditional surrender would inter
est the Army.
Both expressed regret at the dis
luption and hope that the breach
might be healed. Neither, however,
would consider the terms of the
other and the conference ended Just
where it started, with nothing ac
complished toward bringing West
Point and Annapolis into combat
&gain on the gr.drOn.
Admiral Robiscn first suggested
that West Point limit its players
to four years Of football, including
time on outside college teams; then
followed with the proposal that
Army adopt gradually the three year
rule over a period Of four years.
Finally he proposed that Army limit
its men to two years of intercollegi
ate competition outside the academy,
in which case Navy would consent
to their playing two years more on
est IOlnt teams.
All Students Equal
General Smith reiterated his be .
lief that any student proficient in
his studies should DC eligible to rep
resent his school IA any branch Of
sport.
"This plan I presented to Admiral
Robson as the principle of the
academy" he said after the confer
'nce. 81 do no. believe in compro-
nising in principle"
Secretary of W&r Good upheld
smiths stand in statement after
Lhe conference declaring Army
stood for the principle of absolute
equality between students, and indi-
.ating his belief tl.at banning good
from the athletic fields
would violate that principle.
Secretary of Navy Adams placed
blame for the failure of the confer
ence, by indirectioH, upon General
Smith, terming t!,e difference of
opinion IAN honest cne," but point
ng out that Smith "refused to make
my compromise offers" He expects
both Smith AMI Robson to "yield
o some extent" however.
The Army and Navy last met on
. football field III 1926 when a great
game at Soldiers field, Chicago,
,nded in a 21-2l tie. The annual
game ranked as among the greatest:
f not the greatest game each year,
n point of national interest. +
Public opinion, asking for renew
Il of the series, was climaxed three
weeks when President Hoover eX.
pressed his hope that the differ.
,nces would be mcnded and the
games continued.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31
Traffic Director
Ordered To Leave

Pauline Chase, colored, got out
of the Mexicali Jail yesterday at
noon. She felt rather hilarious over
obtaining her freedom again, so she
decided to celebrate by getting
drunk She had just served IL days
for being intoxicated. But that held
no fear for her.
Mixing tequila and whiskey to-
gethcr she was soon moro than mere
ly intoxicated. SO to FL Centro to
direct traffic. Perhaps she knew the
circus was here and the police de-
partment ould need help in direct.
ing traffic. When Officer Rosen.
quest found her yesterday afternoon
she was stopping I'll cars crossing
the railroad at Main street directing
traffic hither and yon. She was
placed in Jail.
This morning in court she told
Judge Perkins she was just cele.
brating getting out Of Jail and did
not know how she got to FL Centre.
After 4 brief consultation between
the chief Of police and the Judge,
the woman was told tO let the sun.
shine ON her back until IL O'Clock
and by that time she should be in
San Diego county. She started for
the door Of the police station in.
stantlv hut was detained long
enough to sign the register.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31

entire southwest"
Chamber Of cor.mcrce officials be-
licve that weekly tours to Imperial
Valleys interesting and scenic places
will be exceedingly popular and will
teach our people here and our visi-
tors much about this district which
is often better known to non-resi
dent geologists than to our own
: peoplp
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31

Fifty-two acres of full bearing cit
rus and olive orchard near Strath-
more, Tulare county, recently
changed hands at reported value of
$4,000. This property contained
2S acres of Valeuc.as, IA acres of
Navels and 10 acres Of olives.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-10-31

McCrary of the Los Angeles Junior
chamber will have charge of lunch
con and hotel arrangements.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-01-31

BY FLORENCE b. GOsNEY

Mrs. Carl Olson. who has been SER
iously Ill In the Bismarck hospital Is
reported much better.
John Benz was q Moffit caller
Thursday evening.
Margery and Douglas Bailey. who
have been staying at the George
Lewis home, have returned to their
home.
Carl Olson came down from Bis
marck Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Nienlan and
family visited at the John Benz home
Thursday.
Earl Gaskill and Charley Gosney
cut ice for Art Chenoweth Friday.
Robert Sharp was caller at the
Ed Fogarty home Friday.
E. l.. Hurr transacted business In
Sterling Thursday and Friday.
Marion Lee called at the Gaskill
home Thursday night.
Ed Fogarty was Sterling caller
Thursday.
Carl Olson motored to Bismarck
Saturday to visit with his wife at the
Bismarck hospital.
Misses Mildred johnson and Flor
ence Gosney spent Wednesday after
noon ct the Marion Lee home.
Johnny Baker came down from Bis
marck Saturday.
Miss Florence Gosney, Charley Cos
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-01-31
TeIr,vik
BY BERTHA LARvCK

Mrs. Enders entertained friends
dinner Sunday.
Joe Lipp was visitor in Tems
Saturday.
Carl Reich, ST., Of Hazelton, VI
a caller in Temvik Tuesday eventIl
Miss Eunice Vienne has = positi
in the Provident Life Insurance
Bismarck.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Quasi, AN
Calquhoun and Melvin Sundeen We
callers in Linton Monday afternool
Mr.. and Mrs. Leno took Moirs
Bismarck Friday to have her tonsl
removed. They returned Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Calquhoun, Mr.. q
Mrs. Hendrix and Mr.. and Mrs. !
Witt attended . X. p. card pan
Monday night at Linton.
The Young Citizens League gave
temperance program Friday att
noon at the school house. Mrs. E. 4
Larvick, Mrs. C. ]. Enders and III
Dave Calquhoun attended the PA
gram.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burhals of Kinty|
were visiting their daughter. Nj
Finely, Tuesday.
Mrs. Peach gave q surprise par
for Alice Calquhoun % she 10 goi1
to enter the st. Alexius Hospital q
take up nurses training. The foll01
ing were present: Mrs. Finley, Al
Carry Calquhoun, Esther and Lyd
ALBRIGHT, Betty Huber, Elsina q
Esther Ochsner, Freda Brukel. AIl
Calquhoun, Bertha Larvik, Mae Oh
son and Rose Schlect.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-01-31
Clear Lake
BY MYRTLE CHRISTENSEN

Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Olson enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. Dallas Barkman,
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Olson and sons
Wayne and Leonard at supper Thurs
day evening.
MFR. and Mrs. Henry Olson and fam
lily motored to Moffit Friday after
noon.
Ole Olson called on Joe Paulsen
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Newland enter
tainedA number Of friends Saturday
evening at q whist party.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jens Hansen and
family of Kidder county attended the
card party given at the Ole Newland
home Saturday evening. Mr.. and Mrs
Hansen are parents of Mrs. Newland
Allen Morse spent Saturday eve
ming with the Peter Kluclksdahl boys
Olaf Olausen spent Saturday eve
ming with his friend. Paul Paslay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Bassen and
family stopped at the J. w. Boyer
home Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Schoon and
family motored to Driscoll Sunday
morning to attend church.
Olaf Olson and VIM Katerba spent
Sunday evening with L. A. and Ole
Slaatenheus.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Hansen Wis.
tied Sunday with Mrs. Hansen's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Schoon
Fred Anderson called on Albert
Christensen Monday afternoon.