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Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Everybody knows that the Double o is the heaviest win ner on the roulette wheel. AL so we know that it pays to play for big stakes.
 And now a Pacific Coast gam bier has brought both facts to mind by submitting this as a hint to the wise: Roosevelt {; Woodrow; Coolidge; H. OO-ver.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Young wife: "How do you like the steak, dear?"
 Husband: Fine ;but where is the gravy?"
 q wondered how soon you d miss it, you absent minded boy. You didn't bring a drop with the meat"
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Science seems to know most everything except why those who make a habit of borrow ing books usually have a dirty thumb.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Waiter: "That gentleman ov- CT there says his soup isn't fit for a pig"
 Manager: "Then take it away and bring him some that is."
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08
Just for Fun

Business usually goes where it is solicited and stays where it is we'll treated.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Dot: Do you know that I have the soul of an artist?"
 Dora: 'I knew that you paint ed the minute I looked at your face"
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

The man who depends on clevarness more than on hon. esty is usually headed for an awakening.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

good grade if mother studies hard and prepares the lessons.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Lots of men think that they are tolerant simply because they haven't character enough to form convictions.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Some people wonder why they don't get on, when they are merely trying to get by.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

The man who always puts his best foot forward has a wooden leg.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

WATCHES! WATCHESI Waltham 17 and g Jewels Hamilton 19 and 21 Jewels EIgin 2 and IS Jewels Wrist watches, Waltham, El- gin & Hofes, $12.50 to $25.00 Jewelry made to order, repair work Anything in jewelry fur nished on short notice.
 Crosley Radios on Hand. Come
 In And Look Them Over.
 THE NUGGET SHOP
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Let your first aim be to serve rather than to get.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Two may live on love, but love Won live on two bucks a day;
 Marriages may be made above, But they break in an earthly way.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS

Changes in Display Advertising current weekly issue must be presented later than Wednesday evening preceding the day of issue Saturday) or insertion will be delayed until the following week.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Perseverance, is merely keep. ing on doing what you decided to do even after you decide that maybe you shouldn't.
 The old toll gate has nearly passed but the highways still take their toll.
 As the world grows wiser and and wiser, it finds more and more ways to make a fool of itself.
 It would increase the volume of knowledge if a man knew at 25 what he thought he knew at IS.
 It is not true that all the world loves a lover. Only a small por- tion of it can hardly stand up.
 It is said that when a man is his own lawyer he has a fool for a client. And when he's his own doctor he's liable to have a dead man for his patient.
 Most criminals are single men and that suggests way to pre- vent crime. But, you cannot punish a man before he needs it.
 The height of ignorance is thinking you know everything. Most persons who are in a hur- ry to get somewhere probably do not know why.
 The child usually makes a I
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

An ounce of striving is better than a pound of conniving.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Perseverance, is merely keep, ing on doing what you decided to do even after you decide that maybe you shouldn't.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

To be hurried means soon to be worried.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

good grade if mother studies hard and prepares the lessons. Science seems to know most everything except why those who make habit of borrow ing books usually have a dirty thumb.
 The man who always puts his best foot forward has a wooden leg.
 Let your first aim be to serve rather than to get.
 An ounce of striving is better than a pound of conniving.
 "They say if there is any thing in a man, travel viii bring it out"
 "You tell 'em! I found that out my first day at sea-"
 From our observations some people still use the penny quite extensively. This world can never be kept clean by people who neglect themselves to scrub their neighbors.
 He: "Dick is all right if you know how to take him"
 She: "Yes, but I hate these people who have to be labeled like a bottle of medicine" ]" We notice that bull-shooters observe no closed season.
 To be hurried means soon to be worried.
 A pessimist is the sort of a man who will blow out the lights and then say: See how dark it is."
 A good reputation is fair estate.
 Two may live on love, but love Won live on two bucks day;
 Marriages may be made above,
 But they break in an earthly way.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

We notice that bull-shooters observe no closed season.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

A good reputation is a fair estate.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

"They say if there is any thing in a man, travel viii bring it out"
 "You tell 'em! I found that out my first day at sea"
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

Notice ts Mail Subscribers Date of expiration of your sb crpon is shown by figures following address on wrapper Subscribers will confer favor by reporting any fail ure or irregularity in the delivery of their papers
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

A pessimist is the sort of a man who will blow out the lights and then say: See how dark it is."
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

He: "Dick is all right if you know how to take him."
 She: "Yes, but I hate these people who have to be labeled like a bottle of medicine" ;"
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

It would increase the volume of knowledge if a man knew at 25 what he thought he knew at IS.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

It is not true that all the world loves a lover. Only a small DOT ton of it can hardly stand up.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

This world can never be kept clean by people who neglect themselves to scrub their neighbors.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

The old toll gate has nearly passed but the highways still take their toll.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

As the world grows wiser and and wiser, it finds more and more ways to make a fool of itself.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

From our observations some people still use the penny quite extensively.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-06-08

The child usually makes a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
TEXASBANDIT
MAKES ESCAPE
Bells Bank Robbed Of $500
BY Lone Man Who Heads
Toward Denison

DENISON, Tex, April 9.-(P)-
After an all-night search Of the
wooded section on Choctaw Greek,
near here, officers had failed to
find any trace of a man who yes
terday robbed a bank at Bells of
$700, and fled as a motor bus pass
enger after wrecking his own auto
mobile. The robber was said to
have jumped from the bus and dis
appeared into the Choctaw bottoms
as the vehicle approached Denison.
Officers continued today to guard
all bridges and roads in the vicinity
of the creek, which has been at
flood stage after recent heavy rains,
in the hope the man may still be
hiding in the underbruSh.
Only two employees, Paul Wilson,
teller, and Joe Hughes, cashier,
were in the institution, the state
bank of Bells, when the robber en-
tered. They were forced into the
banks vault, and later were liber-
alter by pasersby who heard their
cries.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
LONG TRIAL
TO BE RESUMED
on Second Of 10
Counts To Be Taken;
Governor Fighting

BATON ROUGE, La, April g.
After a weekend recess
Louisiana's house of representatives,
which turned Governor Huey p.
Long over to the senate for trial,
will reconvene tonight to take up
additional charges of impeachment.
The committee Of the whole will
resume taking Of testimony on the
second of nineteen counts OF Trim
ina and petty official VsnseSI
charged against the governor.
The first indictment sent late
Saturday to the senate charged the
Louisiana executive with intimidat-
ing G. p Manship, Baton Rouge
publisher, because Of editorial at
tacks in his newspapers against
passage at the special session of the
proposed tax on oil refineries.
The senate will reconvene Thurs
day with Chief Justice Charles A.
ONiell of the state supreme court
presiding, to decide on procedure.
set a date for the trial and await
further action from the house on
additional counts.
James j. Bailey, secretary Of the
senate, expressed opinion that un-
less certain epithetS in the testi-
mony attributed to Governor Long
were deleted from the record, the
journal Of the house could not be
sent through the mails.
"A weekend Of recreation and
conferences with his lieutenants to
regain his shattered lines Of battle
refreshed the defendant governor
for a new counter attack.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
\ MOnE ;
n SiDElaGHTS q
AT TIE CAPITOL

Musical comedy through the
world can have it's daring dancers
and soothing syncopation, but it is
doubtful if any show has ever pro-
duced a more glorious galaxy Of
beautiful chorus girls than are to
be seen in Metro oldwyn-Mayer's
all-talking, singing and dancing
picture, THE Broadway Melody"
now playing at the Capitol theater.
A bevy of sixty beautiful sirens
weaving to and fro to the rhyth-
mic strains Of specially written
musical numbers will be een and
heard in sequence, photograph
ed in Technicolor, while the revue
proper displays a troupe Of spe-
cialty dancers who display for the
first time the Tampa STEP" Gre
ated by the well-known George
Cunningham, originator Of off
beat" rhythm in stage dancing.
Anita Page and Bessie Love ap-
pear as sisters in a cleverly COM
posed sister act" which is a COM
plete flop when given a tryout at
dress rehearsal. Charles King, cele-
brated Broadway baritone and mu-
steal comedy star, is seen in the
male lead as a small town song
ambulance man, who eventually
falls in love with the younger
sister.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
SEEEARLYE END
OF RANK ROW
Sir Esme Howard Leads Dis
cussion of Question In
2-Hour Farley

WASHINGTON, April 9.-(P)-
Prospects of an early settlement Of
the capitals social upheaval over
the rank Of Mrs. Edward Everett
Gam, sister and official hostess of
Vice-President Dawes, as a guest at
official functions, were seen today
in the decision of the diplomatic
corps to ask Secretary Stimson for
a definite ruling.
The diplomats discussed the
problem for two hours last night
at a meeting called by Sir ESme
Howard, the British ambassador, as
dean of the corps. They agreed
that, in view Of the protest by
Vice-President Curtis against the
ruling issued by former Secretary
Kellogg placing Mrs. Cams social
rank below that Of the wives of
diplomats-and. incidentally. the
wives of cabinet members and SEN
atorS-Sr Esme should take up the
matter with the new secretary.
Because Of the large number Of
social functions planned before the
vacation season begins; it was
thought a definite ruling was
more desirable than efforts to avoid
embarrassment by arranging guest
lists SO they would not include both
diplomats and the vice president.
Such a course, it was felt, might
have little or no effect except to
add one more complication to the
already extremely complex prob
lem of social rank in Washington,
especially in view of the claims of
the chief justice and speaker of the
house of representatives to social
rank equal to that of diplomats.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
GERMANS WIN
TACT SKIRMISH
Allies Seek More Now Than
Al End of War, Schacht
Learns In Maneuver

PARIS. April 9.-(P)-Germans
have secured a tactical advantage
in maneuvers attending the con-
ference of experts on reparations
which delegates of the allied ma
tions today were trying to over
come.
The advantage was an outgrowth
of questioning by DR.. Hjalmar
Schacht, president of the Reichs-
bank recently of the allied dele
gates as to expected size and total
of PREPARATIONS disbursements
sought by their countries.
These figures, once obtained,
staggered the Germans, who found
them not only far in excess of what
they were willing to offer-albeit
they had never made any definite
offer-but considerably in excess of
the $500, 900 900 marks ($625, 0O0,-
000) annuities specified in the
Dawes plan. 1T was because OF
allied recognition of the burden
someness Of the Dawes plan annui-
ties-or a purported willingness to
be shown-that the conference was
called.
The unreasonableness of the sit
uation was apparent at once to both
the allied delegates and to the
Germans who were placed in a posi-
ton in which they could accuse
the allied nations of seeking even
more from them than at the end
of the war.
Today the allied delegates
counter move took the form of
private meetings to see if each ma
ton could not so slash it's claims
as to reduce materially the total
as they were given to DR.. Schacht.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
NJ u MAY
VISIT VALLEY IN 80
Especial to The Herald)

HARLINGEN, April 9~.-Attempts
to bring the 1880 convention of the
Texas Business and Professional
Women'S clubs to the Valley will be
made by the Valley representatives
who will attend this years conven-
ton to be held at Temple. May 10,
II and II. according to Valley mem
bers of the organization.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
BOY KING TO VISIT
FATHER THIS SUMMER

BUCHAREST, Rumania, April 8.
-(P)-There were reports in reliable
circles today that King Michael
would 60 to Bled, Jugo-Slavia, sum-
mer home Of King Alexander, in
July to meet his father, Carol who
is residing in France. Recently he
was reconciled with his mother,
Queen Marie.
Princes Mother Helen will not
accompany Michael. She has been
formally divorced from Carol and
has never forgiven him for his de-
sertion and destruction of her
chances of becoming queen of Ru-
mania.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
WESLACO NEAR
2OOO-CAR MARK.
Edcouch, Pharr Run Close
Race For Fourth Place
AS Records Fall

With a total Of 1882 cars report
ed shipped from the Valley by the
night of April 6, and cars rolling at
the rate Of well over 200 cars daily,
all former records for the section
seem destined to fall 0
Weslaco with 1895 cars, only 5
under the 200 mark, continues to
lead the field for volume of ship
ments. Mercedes is holding to sec
ond place with 1888 cars out and
Donna is third with 1425. Edcouch
is fourth with 1912 cars but Pharr is
crowding close with 1884.
Following are the reports from
the various shipping points:
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
GUATEMALAN Filler
CRASHES IN X

Ell PASO, April 9.-P)-DiS-
patches to FL Continental, Spanish
language newspaper here, last night
said Lieut.. Col. Oscar Morales Lo-
PEE, Guatemalan flier, crashed near
Zumpango, in the state Of Mexico,
when he lost his bearings while
making a pleasure flight from Mex
leo City. The pilot and a passen-
ger were not injured, but the plane
was wrecked.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
NEW NAVAL ARMS
MEET IN G

WASHINGTON, April 9.-(P)-
An informal meeting of delegations
from the legislative establishments
of five world powers in August to
discuss further limitation of naval
ornaments is described by Chair
mar Britten of the house naval
committee. initiator of the plan, as
IAN assured fact"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
OFFICERS o IN
ON ESCAPED

MAGNOLIA, Miss, April 9.-R
Warden r. M. Amacker of the
Louisiana state prison farm at An
COLA led a posse that today was
closing in on Magnolia swamp
where Jim Head, last Of four GRIM
inals escaped the pe%nitentiary re-
ceiving station Sunday was believ-
ed hiding.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
TO MEET

HARLINGEN, April 9.-The Tex
as Plumbers Association will hold
their annual convention in the Rio
Grande Valley on April IS. 16 and
II, the first meeting being sched-
uled for McAllen, according to local
members of the organization. The
delegates are slated to take an auto
mobile trip through points of inter-
est in Cameron and Hidalgo coun-
ties while they are here.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
LIGHT VOTE CAST

HARLINGEN, April Gone hun
dred and seventy eight votes was
the final count in the city school
board election which took place
here Saturday. A. E. McClendon
and A. A. Kimmell were reelected,
and John A. Crockett was elected
to fill the place Of Miller Harwood
who is leaving in a few days to
make his home in San Antonio.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
MISS LIPS ACQUITTED

ALBUQUERQUE, N. NJ, April 9.
-(P)-Miss Bertha Lips. former
head of New Mexico Girls Welfare
home. was acquitted by a jury here
last night of charges of manslaugh-
ter, which. grew out of the death of
Helen Haskew, 18-year-old inmate
of the home, following an injection
of twilight sleep.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09

stomach troubles. It soothes and
heals the stomach lining made raw
by acids and poisons. 1t does not
artificially stimulate digestion but
puts the stomach in condition to do
its work naturally-makeS it like
new.
Get a bottle today. If not salts
fled druggist will refund your
money. Costs less than three cents
a dose.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
ROAD CONSTRUCTION BEHIND

DALLAS, April 9.-(P-Highway
construction has made great prog
reSs during the past 10 years, but
still is 80 per cent behind the needs
Of the nation, Major Roy F. Britton.
president of the Automobile club of
Missouri, said in an address pre-
pared for delivery here today before
the convention of the Southern
Commercial Secretaries association.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
A New Stomach
For a Few Cents

If you have indigestion, dyspepsia,
heartburn, sour stomach, gas, bloat-
ing, or any other distressed feeling
after eating you will be delighted
with what one dose of Gordon's will
do for you.
Gordon's is an antiseptic that
promptly stops fermentation (sour-
ing of food, the thing that makes
It SO hard to successfully treat
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
HARLINCEN ROTARY
ELECTS DIRECTORS
Especial to The Herald

HARLINGEN, April 9.-The fol-
lowing directors Of the Harlingen
Rotary club we're elected for the
year beginning on July l at the
weekly meeting held here Friday:
DR.. j. A. Crockett, Ira E. Fees,
j. S. Speed, Fred L. Flynn, Jack
Pickens, Joe Roberts and Frank
Davis. The officers of the club will
probably be chosen from among
these directors some time during
the week.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
SUMMARY

Showers and thunderstorms &C.
CURED within the last "a hours in
southern and eastern Texas, thence
northeastward into the central
states and the Ohio valley. Tenn
peratures continued somewhat low
over the Northwest. and seasonable
to above normal elsewhere in the
country.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
% VOTES CAST

SAN BENITO, April 9.-Only %
votes were cast in the municipal
school board election held here Sat
urday. The three members Of the
board reelected without opposition
are Sam Sparks, M. j. Dodson and
w. B. HaineS.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09

K TO CONCERT
Especial to The Herald)

HARLINGEN, April 9.-The ap-
pearance of Madame Schumann-
Heinck at the Fair park auditorium
here only one week away, tickets
for the concert r selling fast and
requests for reservations are pour
ing in from many out-of-town
points, according to the local COM
mittee in charge of the sales for
the affair. The tickets are selling
for $1.50, $500 and $3.50.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
w. q w IN CONVENTION

MINERAL WELLS, April 9.-tP)-
Several hundred delegates were here
today for the state convention of the
Woodmen Of the World and the
WCodmen circle.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09

First figure lowest temperature
last night; second, highest tempera-
ture yesterday; third. wind velocity
at 8 a. M; fourth, rainfall past "a
ID,,~r
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-03
NEGRO CADET SPIKES
OSYRAC|SM RUMORS
Os Priest Appointss to Wss,
Point Declares He Has Been
Given a Square Deal

West Point. N. r.. Dec 3.-fP-In
the first published interview permit
ted West Point undergraduate in
more than 100 years. Alonzo Parhain.
negro cadet. today spiked rumors he
had been ostracized at the military
academy.
Parham. who was appointed to
West Point by Representative Oscar
De Priest. Of Chicago. said:
published reports that cadets nev.
er talk to me or that my relations
with them are strained are absolute
" false. Since July l when ! enter.
ed, my treatment ut the hands Of Of
ficers and cadets has been fair and
never under any circumstances has
there been any sign Of discrimination
Or prejudice. All the officers are CIV
ing me square deal. I have partici-
pated In every activity with other
fourth classmen from the minute Of
my arrival"
Major General william Il. Smith.
superintendent Of the academy. said:
"This young man Is absolutely on
his own exactly - every other cadet
and to single him out merely because
Of his color Is un.American."
The general added that Il he dis.
covered any offieers o. cadets seeking
70 induce others to refrain from talk
ing TO. Parham he would immediate.
y hiring the offender before : general
court martial.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-03
MORROW '1'RICKED
INTO SENATE FIGHT
Ambassador to Mexico Did Not
Know His Friend Frelinghuy-
sen Was q Candidate

Newark, N. J.. Dec. 3.-tR)-Jesse
r. Salmon. chairman Of the Essex
County Republican committee. today
asserted that Dwight w. Morrow. am
bassador to Mexico. had been
"tricked" into entering the United
States senatorial contest against Jo-
seph 8. Frelinghuysen.
Salmon recently announced he IA
vored Frelinghuysen to succeed Wal
ter E. Edge.
II received word from Mexico, :
Salmon stated. that Mr.. Morrow did
not know his friend. Mr.. Frelinghuy.
sen was an ayowcd candidate when
he consented to accept the temporary
appointment to fill Ambassador
Edges place In the senate. Mr.. Nor
row was told that II he accepted the
temporary appointment there would
be no contest for the Republican
nomination for the full term"
Mr.. Salmon expressed the belief
that III persons who induced Mr..
Morrow to run had laid the cards On
the table he would never have con-
sented."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-03
Feigning Farmer
Falls for Films

Kansas CITY. De-. 3.-lA-euhmis-
sion - tlao ulGh universal urge to
''get III tlae nsovies' may coet Lester
~. 1oWIer, farmer q WaveF1y. No.
= pretty Qlfn q money.
DoWler ooo1E1 4160o0 damages from
the xanoas CITY Public Service COM
pony 1oe injurios suffered from an
oloctric shoek. Fowler says that he
ms permanently crippled when he
touched tlne rear end q . street car
which carriod : short circuited cur
rent.
Defense attcrneys said today thsy
had moving pictures q Fowler. taken
tecently. showing him vigorously s6w-
ing wood and chopping kindling With
unhampered swings of his axe.
Tho pictures were taken. they SAID,
by men Who Represented themselves
as employees Of Z company engaged Ia
making rural scenes throughout Mis-
|eourt yo~lGr pooed gla1ly.