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Seattle ice cream and fresh candies at Svlvia's.
LE:GA(. NOTICE
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Public nat;ce E herahv Given tl,c4 '' the 2Srd 9av Of Fehruerv. 193o Clara GuGs was by thn Proba'e court in thn Aleusian Islands Pre- ciDct, Third Division, Territory of !'aska. appointed and she now is thc lawful eXecufr;x of the last vii. md testament Of Albert c. Goss. som, times known as and called A. (. Gosc. deceased; ard that all per >uaS hoving claims against said e, ;1te aye required to present thelc with tle proper vouchers within six months of the date of this notice 10 said executrix at her residence at Unaiaska in said precinct, Division md Territory.
 This notice is dated February g, 1929.
 CLARA GOSS. Executrix Date first publication March ?, la Date last publication March 30, 192.
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THE INAUGURAL
 PAGENTRY |S 4
 HERITAGE, PAST
AS NATION GREW, POMP OF INSTALLING PRESIDENTS
 KEPT PACE

WASHINGTON. March l, P)- Many American presidents urgeo land emphasized wishes for simplic- ty ir inaugural ceremonies but
 lsually an enthusiastic populace saw tc it that there was more ol 4ass Fanfare March 4.
 George Washington, assuming the first Presidency of the Repub- 5,sc, declared he wanted no parade, out lle rode into Philadelphia ana other cities under triunphal arches and attended by crowds of march, ers.
 | The inauguration of Ulysses ; 'Fra1at. history records, witnessed Io"ooa'iy the greatest outpour5ng Itf paraders That was principally Iuae tn she fact that the new Ple3i "nt Was comnander-i1-chief O '+i2e vast army that still coasidorea '.'eafi. secondary to uniforms Many famous Civil war regimenUs
 ul'llS,v out in full numbers.
 Ill f.2e ace when gas lights flareG
 $ t.no hei@ht of elegance, Grove. Clevcland's inauguration saw great throng o1 marching clubs md troops end the Grand Army O. the Republic marching with stecS yet firDl.
 The national capital witnessed it's first inauguration in 1901 when Thomas Jefferson became presi- lent and took his way down Penn sylvania Avenue, then a country road. Twelve hundred citizens Hatcned the ceremonies.
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OLD MAN TROUBLE CAN BE
 WORN OUT

When the situation gets so tougt, that it can't get any tougher, there is bound to be a break" says Mir. Maloney, in the American Maga~ zine. Things may be bad, but hold on. Don't be surprised or frightened if they grow worse, for that is possible and not unlikely; and when they have reached the:y worst, hold on by all means, fcz that is the limit of trouble. You-l find no word in the dictionary be- yond worst. The only change from it must be for the better"
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General Tailoring ana Hats Blocked for Ladies and Gentlemen Phone Adams 91. Peyser's Tailor Shop.
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Al meat ana ror,ins else in the Frye. .Bruhn Meat M .rket
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Candied L.zrrle nn iineappia. stHAi xERER'S ALASKA SHOP.
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Developing. printing, enlargins and copying. Picture frameing. ALASKA SHOP.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09

Vice Pres. Charles Curtis and Sen. William j. Allen,
Of Kansas have been political and personal enemies
for many years. Allen is an editor. Gov. Clyde Reed
of Kansas is an editor.
Allen and Reed have been chums apd friends for
many years.
Reed appointed Allen to fill the vacancy caused
by the promotion of Curtis to the vice-preSidential
chair.
There is a big fly In the Curtis cup Of ointment.
Allen is the fly. Curtis as presiding officer must
extend a cordial welcome to Allen and administer
the oath Of office. Politics is a grand old game.
Curtis hit the top and then his political enemy was
named to take his vacant place in the senate Of the
American congress.
In France Curtis would be compelled to kiss Allen.
In America he is permitted to inludge in a friendly
nod and hand-shake.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
Did They Import Bottle Rum?

Two dry congressman are on the rack. One halls
from Illinois and the other from Ohio. Representa-
tive William NJ. Morgan Of Ohio is a dry republican.
He received the backing Of the Anti-Saloon league in
his campaigns for office. He was accused of having
brought four bottles OF liquor into the country from
Panama. He was vindicated. Congressman NJ. A.
Michaelson of Illinois. a dry republican and a favor
tie candidate for the Anti-Saloon league, is under in
dictment at Jacksonville. Fla, charging him with
importing liquor from Cuba. Michaelscn made bond
for his appearance in court to answer to the indct-
ment. He Is innocent. He admits it.
MichaeIson voted for the wesley Jones act. Now
II a lawmaker is convicted, viii the federal Judges
temper justice with mercy?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
She THOUGHT HER
Case HOPELESS
Vet Brought
Relief Almost Immediately
NO Trouble Since

When constipation once gets n
grip on a person, it is almost inn
possible to relieve it, let alone pre-
vent it with drugs and treatments,
But here's a lady who was freed
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almost given up hopes Of ever being relieved
Zone day / came across your advertise
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Your system must have roughage
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To use in cooked dishes or serve
with milk or cream. To mix with
other cereals.
Kellogg's ALL-BRAN Is guaran-
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prevent it. Far better than pills and
laxatives whose doses often have
to be increased to be effective. Two
tablespoonfuls daily-chronic cases,
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and is 1909 effective. Doctors
recommend it. Your grocer sells il.
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE
Foreign Advertising Representatives
Concrete Pipe Irrigation

Prom concrete lined canals 10 concrete pipe lines
IS a logical development in the distribution Of water
over Valley irrigation systems.
1t became apparent a year or two ago that every
Valley district eventually would be distributing water
through concrete carriers because Of the great saw
ing in the amount of water necessary to irrgate a
system and because it prevented land adjacent to the
canals becoming waterlogged.
Many of the systems have voted bonds and have
concerted some of their canals.
Now the Pharr-San Juan-Alamo district proposes
10 distribute all water through concrete pipe.
To carry out this plan a bond issue Of 100000
was voted several months ago. Now the district
In installing at Pharr what is said to be the largest
concrete pipe making factory in the state. All pipe
used by the district will be- made in this plant and
the needs Of other Valley irrigation systems will he
supplied.
The plant Is equipped 10 turn out pipe from is
to a inches in diameter. Larger sizes, up to 72
inches in diameter, are to be manufactured with a
portable plant at the site where the large pipe is to
be used.
Large quantities of the 60 and 70 inch sizes will be
needed in the project, the directors of the district
declare.
This portable machine likely will pay for itself
many times over in saving of freight and transport
tation costs on the larger pipe. The raw materials,
gravel, sand, cement and water can be transported
much more easily in truck loads than joints of huge
6 foot pipe.
Similar savings will be effected in the manufac-
ture Of the smaller sizes Of the pipe and the directors
likely will be able to turn over the completed job
with a saving of several hundred thousand dollars.
Installation of concrete distributing systems will go
far to conserve water for irrigation purposes in the
Valley and permit development to continue while
steps are being taken which eventually viii lead to the
construction Of storage dams in the upper Rio
Grande.
Many problems face the men who are working for
eventual storage on the Rio Grande, and not the
least of these is the necessity for completing a treaty
with Mexico on the division Of water thus inpounded.
While these problems are being worked out one BY
one. officials of irrigation districts throughout the
Valley, and everyone interested in the welfare Of this
section, will watch with great interest the gigantic
undertaking Of the Pharr-San Juan-Alamo district.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
The Once Over
THE OF TICKER SYMBOLS ON THE
AMERICAN HOME
BY H. I. PHILLIPS

THE INFLUENCE OF TICKER SYMBOLS ON THE
AMERICAN HOME
Wife: Well, dear, you're late for DNR.
Husband: 7 was detained at the F
Wife: It's a lot of TRBL for the OK to keep things
warm when she doesn't know what TINE you're COM
ing HME.
Husband: I know it. What are we having to-
night? I'm HGRY as a BR.
Wife: We're having " and "
Husband: Liver and onions? Good! Any zUP?
Wife: OF course.
Husband: What kind?
Wife: EMB, I think.
Husband: What's that?
Wife: English Mutton Broth. Oh, and I've a des-
sert you love.
Husband: Not
Wife: No, not Cabinet Pudding. Guess again.
Husband: APPS?
Wife: No, not applesauce either.
Husband: I give up.
Wife: SSC.
CThey sit DOWN.
Wife: Please pass the SOL.
Husband: The what, dear?
Wife: SOL-the Staff Of Life.
Husband: To be sure. And BTR?
Wife: No, I'm not using BTR.
Husband: Why not?
Wife: It's too FTNG.
Husband: Darling, this ZUP doesn't taste like
EMB. It's more like NECC-New England Clam
Chowder.
Wife: 1t isn't FEVRD enough. It needs more
SIT and PEPR.
Husband: Why didn't we have any CTR CTL to-
night?
Wife: We couldn't get the oysters.
Husband: May I have my CFE now?
Wife: Certainly. Do you want it with or with
out GRIN?
Husband: No GRIN; Just a little MILK.
Wife: And ECR?
Husband: Yes, please.
Wife: How many?
Husband: One LIMP, please.
Wife: You seem IN a terribly hurry. Whv? Are
we going out?
Husband: Yes, I've got TKTS to the THTR.
Wife: What's the show?
Husband: The Four < Brothers.
(Curtain).
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
Stock Holders Are Hit Hard

And now comes the announcement that the United
States farm loan board has levied an assessment Of
g. 500 600 on the 1900 stockholders Of the Kansas
City joint stock land bank
This bank passed into the hands Of a receiver.
It's president and its secretary were sentenced to
terms of six years and a year and a day, respectively,
in federal prison for misapplication Of funds.
The receiver has made his report. Estimated VAL
nation of assets and as they were carried on books
of the bank disclosed a s~hrinkage OF from s50406,-
1884 to $41, 544.oe742-
Now the 1900 stockholders must go down in their
scans and dig up ~ss.so0.Ooo. 1t appears to be posi-
HE IN wreck a Joint stock land bank. 1t happened
~ kansas City. Those who dance must pay.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
ANSWERS TO HEALTH
QUERIES
L. x. Q.-What would you sug-

though objecting to its presence and
trying to shove it back into the road.
Why the gate should go to all this
trouble was not obvious. 1t led to
nowhere. There was no house to
defend, or farmland to preserve;
only rough stubble that easily be
reached without troubling the gate
at all, and that led, If its trackless
surface could be said to lead any,
where, to the vague black structure
on the top Of the low hill.
by Jove-it's actually herel"
murmured Rupert.
The jolly old carl" replied Char
lie. I'm daShed!"
They examined it. To their re-
lief they found it in perfect work
ing order. Whoever had stolen the
car had not crowned his perfidy
by malicious destruction.
go in the road, while T back it,"
said Rupert.
Yes. mind the motor buses" re-
piled Charlie.
A moment later the engine snort
ed, and the a lurched backwards
over the coarse Stubble.
Cant say that you managed that
with your usual SKILL" commented
Charlie, when the car was at a
standstill again in the road. amy
thing wrong with the steering
gear?"
mo, but an idea occurred to me
while I was backing the thing" re-
sponded Rupert. I'm going to han
die the wheel just as little as I
can"
why? Has it offended you?"
I'll tell you why, Charlie. The
thief must have handled this wheel,
mustn't he? That means his finger
prints ought to be on it. When we
get back to Byford we'll see what
a little white chalk car reveal"
Capital notion!" nodded Charlie.
II say, Rupert, are you n Of those
| detectives in disguise?"
It wish I were" answered Rupert.
"Then perhaps I'd be Of some real
use. Anyway. I know how to I'M
ravel finger prints, and If the re-
suits are good, we might buy a
cheap camera in the morning and
perpetuate the discovery. Let's have
a look over our kit and belongings
to make sure nothing'S missing
Good to see it all again, isn't itP'
Eyes, quite like home" said Char
lie.
They examined their ruck sacks
and packages. Nothing had beer
taken. The thief had evidently usec
the car merely for his getaway
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
Oklahoma For High Speed Limit

Oklahoma lawmakers are a fast set. They be-
leve in going the limit. They enacted a new speed
law on Oklahona state highways from IS to As miles
an hour. Gov. w. J. Holloway signed the measure.
AS it carried an emergency clause. it began to func-
ton after the governor had attached his signature to
the bill. Now the lawmakers will go ahead ousting
supreme court justices and all other officials who
have aroused their ire since 1.-THE -Four Horsenaen"
started on the trail of the Hon. Star Reader john
ston.
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never have jawed so freely before
him. There's all sorts of people in
the world, and you can't read the
lot at a moments notice-but it's
queer how some Of 'em get across
to you at once, without doing a
thing, or saying a word. I think
it's notwithstanding simple in
their natures, Ell? The simple
things are the best things in the
long run, you know"
Eyes, I used to think that when
I was doing arithemetic," acquieSced
Charlie. well, what about the oc-
cult old fossil? What did he call
himself? Roger Bacon?"
mo, Simon Brill"
ooh, yes, Simon Brill. did you
feel him? Is he simpler"
Perhaps he thought we were"
suggested Rupert.
Yves, a lot of bosh he talkedi I
suppose he's a spiritualist 80. Well,
it was boSh, wasn't it,"
"BoSh or not, no girl would book
a ticket at Kings Cross station just
to make a Decline for a house In
which she could meet the spirits
and listen to the echoSe Of a many
years old mine disaster! P'r'aps
I'VE got an open mind on spiritual
iStic matters, Charlie-but, even If
Simon Brill wasn't talking bosh, he
didn't explain everything.
He was talking boSh."
"All right. If you like. BY the
way, did you notice, he mentioned
'Coomber House? That was the
house the porter mentioned. We
didn't realize, did we. that we were
going TO become 50 closely acquaint-
ed with it,"
Mon cheapeau, no! I wonder If
the acquaintance is going to get any
closer?"
And on this thought they fell
into silence.
The lane at first had been bord-
cred with foliage, which intensified
its darkness, but now it emerged
into more open country, and be-
yond a low hill on their right they
heard the distant breakers A vague
| black structure rose from the hill
| Once 1t had meant something. Now
it was the mere skeleton Of ma
chinery beyond service, an outpost
of the disused mine. 1t had the
aspect, though not the shape, OF q
huge scaffold.
Their road wound h~alf-round the
hill, then began to rise in ade-
pressed, purposely way into inky
moorland. But at the foot Of the
rise the travellers reached their OBJ
jective. Half in and half out OF q
gateway loomed a black object. The
Armstrong Siddeley.
The gate leaned against 1t, a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09

READ THE FIRST:
The plot concerns some weird
noises that no n can fathom.
They are underground sounds, be-
Meath a supposedly haunted house
in Byford Moor. While eating in a
restaurant. Brown, a romantic
young clerk, overhearS a rough
looking man say, After herl And
if she's troublesome-don't be par
ticular waht you do to her" Brown
trails the girl to the haunted house.
He has met Ripper and Charlie, two
young men on a walking trip, and
they join forces with him t. dis
cover the secret. While in the
haunted house at night the three
young men see the girl. She mys-
teriously disappears. While talking
over plans, a stranger comes up
and tells them their car, which has
been taken, may be found in a field
a short distance from the house.
The strangers name is Samuel Brill.
Brown, the clerk, and Ted, the
tramp, are left at the house, while
Rupert and Charlie decide to get
the car.
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY)
CHAPTER XII
For the moment we will leave the
clerk and the laborer to their gaspers
and to the enjoyment Of their brief
reSpite-in the case of M Of them
the respite was to prove exceeding
" brie-and will follow in the foot
steps of Rupert Blake and Charlie
Carfax as they turned rightWards
outside the gate and began to walk
to the spot where, a mile away, an
empty car had been sighted in the
entrance Of a field.
well, what do you think Of it?"
asked Rupert.
1t was the first time they had
been alone together since they had
taken Brown under their wing.
Mad" replied Charlie, with en-
gaging frankness. Mad, but inevi-
table"
How inevitable, Charlie? I didn't
know you were a fatalist."
I'm not. What I meant was that
for a girl like the one we're making
fools Of ourselves for, it would be in
evitable to stand on ones head or
Mount Everest If it would help her
by Jovel" murmured Rupert
looking at his companion c~uriously
Saint George does not languish
through obesity"
Shut up!" retorted the obese
Saint George. I'm starting rolling
exercises tomorrow"
Rupert smiled.
you know, you and that chap
Brown have had all the luck so far
he said. "You have the personal
incentive, and I have merely the
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"Helloi-what's this?"

theoretical one. I'm beginning to
wonder whether I shall ever meet
this adorable creature who makes
sesible people take long journeys
and stand on their heads on Mount
Everest. If I don't see her soon, I'll
regard her as a myth. What's she
like?"
"Well-you know Evelyn Laye,
and Edna Best, and Tallulah Bank
head" responded Charlie, after a
moments consideration. Would
you call them beautiful
"RatherI" agreed Rupert.
Il don't-now," answered Charlie.
They've simply ceased to exist"
You are a dolt!" laughed Rupert.
It suppose you and Brown will be
challenging each other shortly. But.
don't forget, Brown found her first"
"Brown!" murmured Charlie,
Scornfully.
Browns a good sort"
yes, Of course he is. Sos the
man I buy my ties from. But !
can't see him hitching himself up
to Tallulah Bankhead.'
Whereas own particular dar-
ling will jump at the chance OF
having breakfast with a human
tub"
Charlie made no response. It sud-
denly occurred to Rupert that ne
was becoming a little too flippant
for the solemnity of the occasion.
Sorry, old sport" he said sud-
denly.
mo, don't apologize-I'm the
fool" returned Charlie. I am a hu-
man tub all right, and, of course,
I'd never get a look in. All Brown
and I can hope for Is to toss to
see who's to be Best Man. You
KNOW like Brown, too. Fancy a
common little Teller like that hav-
ing such a sporting soull Of course,
I have to chip him-but he's o. K"
"A white man in a blue funk"
suggested Rupert. eyes, he's o. <.
The common little fellers have Just
the same chance of getting into
heaven as you and I have, Charlie.
| Their only disadvantage Is that they
have less chance of finding a pre-
liminary on earth"
"True, oh, philosopher nodded
Charlie. What about the other
one? The blimy chap with the
eorf?"
"What-the tramp"
mo, the pedestrian who Is merely
saving his hotel bill" chuckled
Charlie. Il liked the way you de-
scribed him to that old occult foS-
sill"
well, I'll wager he's o. k, too.
Funny how you feel people, isn't
lie? If we hadn't, sensed that he
was white. behind his CRIME. we'd
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
Today's Horoscope
StarOre
FOSSIL REMAINS OF PREHIs-
TORIC MAN
BY Arthur d. Carpenter

BY Arthur D.. Carpenter
Fossil remains Of five distinct
types Of prehistoric man have been
found. The first discovery aL the
kind was in 1848. The Old Nos
sis yet found are those c. the
Piltdown man in England; the next
oldest is the Heidelberg jaw; then
the Neanderthal man and, contem-
porary with him, the Trinal man
Of Java. The fifth group Of fos-
sis are those Of the Cro-magnon
race. This last mentioned was in
the fullest sense an intellectual
race with large brain capacity and
splendidly developed physique. All
fossil races discovered other than
these, are far inferior to modern
man. They represent quite unre-
lated but emerging types.
More Tomorrow
Answers to Foregoing Questions
/. Alphonse Capone; "Scarface';
Mabel Walker Willebrandt.
2. Lily Langtry, English actress.
3. Revolutionary general and IA
ther Of Robert Z. Lee.
4. Proverbs xix, Is.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-04-09
IT'S ALI CLEAR o

1t IS now understood that when the customs guard
asked Congressman Morgan if he had any LIQUOR and
the congressman is supposed to have said, -Four bot
ties it was all a misunderstanding. What the con-
gresham thought the customs man asked was
whether he had any undeclared seashell ornaments.
hats or shawls in his baggage. The customs man
spoke in a loud voice and the congressman replied
Your roar ~startles" This was mistaken for -Four
bottles" Now It's all clear.