The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-07-18
REASON
President Hoover wiz Make
q Great Hit With the COM
try II He Pounds the High
Tariff Rates With q Club.
By Frederick Lands -

WELL, If any nations must fight.
w it's better to have Russia ana
China do it, since both OF them
have people to burn
Russia has been M aiming an
enormous army so Ag that II
must start something to convince
the people that they are getting
their moneys worth
In expressing friendship for the
Chinese people, the Russians are
stealing Woodrow wilson's stuff. for
he announced that while we were
fighting the German government.
we had the greatest affection for the
German people. Wilson's message
got through to the Germans. but 1t
would take million years to get
such message through to the mud
oIeheaded millions Of China.
Twenty-seVen Governors are hold
ing an annual session at New Ions
don, Conn, which is a good thing
for the country, inasmuch as thew
can not issue any pardOns for tbs
next three days at least
Il
The new farm board has swun;
into action just in time to handI
the potato bug question
z ING GEORGE may get wei
N after this last operation bu
he has a terrible handicap in III
brigade of famous doctors who al
camping around his bed
If he had one good level-heat
ed county seat doctor his chand
would be a lot brighter.
President Hoover will make a
great hit with the country if g
hits the high tariff rates witha
club, as he promises to do.
The Old proposition of re
equal to the difference in the est
Of production at home and abrtd
is the only legitimate one in taft
making. And monopolies suchaa
Mr. Melons aluminium compny
are big enough to get along VIII
out any hot water bottles finn
Uncle Sam
The government just has sized
to Mrs. Anna F. Macdonald Of
Chatfeld, MINI, the distinguiaed
service cross awarded posthumusly
to her son William, killed elgcn
years ago while leading his nen
in France
what the government shcult co
is to pension her literally; Sc is
more entitled to it than any FEST
dents widow
MFRS. ALICE KIP RHINELlND=
4V4ER has filed a 100000 aiena-
ton Of affection suit agains her
father-in-law, and as soon d the
trial starts the reading publr will
reach for its gas masks
Rome tore her black Fascist SHIRT
over Williams and Yancey. the
American fiers who landed on ths
coast of Spain, en- route to the
Eternal City.
If you're going to fly the At
lantic, land in a Latin port; they
know how to blow the lid off
II
Reading that H. T. Parsons Of ths
WoolWorth stores just has built z
$l,200,000 mansion in Paris makes
one wonder how long it viii be
before the millionaies Of Europe
will think it a social necessity to
erect mansions in the United States.
n
Chairman Legge Of the farm
board may be right when he says
that the governments plan 70 hep
the farmers already has caused a,
new agricultural psychology, but a
fellow needs something more than
a new psychology to get rid Of a
mortgage.
A whole lot Of kings and princes
stood around when the child Of
Lord and Lady Mountbatten was
baptized in London and while the
occasion was long on titles it was
short on good healthy blood and
that's more important.
Veteran Taxi Man Dies
Ra' Times Special
HOPE, Ind. July 18-John T.