The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1929-04-17

Lindbergh continues to be able to say mo"
so that it shall be understood. Consequently
his name is not found on any cigarette advertis-
ing.
And now we are told that a former Candy
boy is candidate for mayor Of New York. Isn't
it terrible how our fine midwest boys 90 East
and go wrong?
We hope the Minnesota Highway Commits
sion has learned it's little lesson and hereafter
will keep it's snowplows handy until the rare
day in June comes.
The writer went $3.50 on Easter Sun
day. Spent one and half hours in
church and the same length of time in
mud hole. We didn't like the music at
the latter place.-August Erickson in
Springfield Advance-Press
That is really too bad of August. We hap
pen to know that learned Redwood Falls at
torney occupied the same mudhole at the same
time-and it appears that the Springfield man
is now insinuating something.
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AS rule we have the utmost respect for
the editorial judgment of the Minneapolis Journ-
al. But that publication certainly stretched
point last Friday to make it appear that Charles
Curtis, vice president of the United States is the
all-seeing and the all-wise because he got an
entire diplomatic corps to straighten out the
question of his sisters precedence,-if any. Not
even our 'rockbound Republicanism" can make
us anything but utter damfooshness in that
whole business. And the Journals attempt to
make it appear dignfed procedure made the
Journal itself appear bit ridiculous
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We could perhaps find some excuse for the
man who murdered his too-talkative cousin on
his wife's side, for the young chap who picked
his girl, threw her over his shoulder and loped
to the justice of the peace with her, or for the
woman who committed one of the terrible bridge
errors which now show up in divorce suits. For
these serious social crimes we might find excus-
es of one sort or another. But for the chap who
tears down the street or highway totally disre-
gardirg the "school" sign there is no possible
excuse. quick death and painful one is about
what he deserves.
The diary industry is not taking sides with
the apple growers who demanding a tariff
of 81 bunch on bananas to stimulate the eating
said to be that experts checking up on the SUBJ
Ject have found that more cream is used for
bananas and cream" than for "apples and
cream" Quite naturally the dairymen do not
favor anything being done by congress that
threatens to reduce the consumption of cream
But that is likely to be often the case with all
these regulations. What regulates one thing Gin"
is very apt to regulate something else "out"
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Parents might just as we'll begin to get
ready to worry about where the young son and
spend their summer evenings. The barn and
daughter and their young friends are going to
pavilion dances will start just about the time we
can be assured there is not likely to be another
furry of snow. You may be sure of one thing
it is definitely decided in great many cases
that the kinds going to dance Now it is
up to you to decide for yourself and for them
that they are going to dance only in properly
supervised dance halls and where there is an
inclination on the part of the promoters to en-
force the law covering sale of liquor and hours
for closing.
Philadelphia, April 12-"Promise me
you'll never marry until after I'm dead"
Many, many years ago, Mrs. Ermeline
OA'eT eALTdCCeQ CHlS pIeOSe from her
daughter, Isabelle. 1t held good, al
though romance came into the daugh-
ter's life
The years passed and Mrs. Oliver
lived long past the allotted span of life.
Her death came Sunday; she was 80.
After the funeral, Isabelle, now
woman of II, showed up at the marriage
license bureau in city hall with the man
she had been prevented from marrying
by her promise The bridegroom is
Frank P. Thomas, ~ years old.
The tragedy of wasted years-just because
mother was cruelty selfish!
Here's something to which we may all look
forward-and hope that it may come during our
lifetime
What will be accomplished in the time
saved when it no longer necessary for
the head of the household to put coal
into the furnace and carry out the ash
es? Will the result be increased pro-
duction of goods or bigger demand for
golf courses?