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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05
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repeated transgressions and then
suddenly and without warning
makes the transgressor pay for his
sins of omission or commission.
"The old quotation Where ignor-
ance is bliss tbs folly to be wise
may be true in some cases but it
doesn't apply to ignorance regard
ing ones health. That may re-
suit in bills temporarily, perhaps,
but eventually it may be paid for
by hours of sorrow and suffering.
Unlike man-made laws, the laws
of Nature cannot be revised or re-
pealed; neither can they be disre-
garded through favoritism or in
fuence. The wages of such dis
obedience, like the wages of sin, are
frequently death.
"The man who drops dead on the
street or on the golf links did not
just overtax his heart; high blood
pressure causing a stroke does not
develop overnight; the consump-
tive didn't suddenly acquire his
tuberculosis. Each of these condi-
result either of the neglect of ordi-
nary rules for healthful living or Of
deliberate violation of such rules
because the individual in question
thinks he can get away with it,
1--WE need waste little sympathy
with the latter type. but to persons,
especially those over 40 years of
age, who don't know what condi-
ton they are in and don't care so
long as they get through each day
without difficulty or without too
many aches or pains we say:
Don't be an ostrich. Find out
what condition you are in by hav-
ing a physical examination by a
competent physician. Many a de-
feet discovered early can be COR
rected, but if allowed to develop
may result seriously. Prevention is
not only better but less expensive
than cure"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05
The Paper Bag Family

When paper bags come into your
house, they spell fun. Draw face
on one, stand It up and watch
Johnny Sackins smile at you. Cut
width up on each side, twist and
there are arms. Stuff cotton In
the top for a head and a draw
string round it, slit the lower half
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05
WiSecracks and
Otherwise
(By The Devil)

Cain, while walking past the
garden of Eden with his father,
Adam, said: Daddy, why don't
we live in that swell place"
Adam answered: "We did son, un-
til your mother ate us out of house
and home"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

The pupil was having trouble
with his punctuation and was be-
ing called down by the teacher.
Never mind, sonny" said the Wis
iting school board president, con-
solingly, "they don't, amount to
much anyway" Don't they?" re-
joined the teacher, turning to
the president. Then calling to
one of the pupils she ordered the
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

Mrs. L. L. Albert of Bucoda,
WASH pushed so hard on the brake
of her automobile that her leg was
broken. She then lost control and
wrecked the machines injuring her
husband.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

An article in the Editor and
Publisher tells how a publisher
of a newspaper in a small town
had been threatened with libel
suit and how he read up the law
of libel and resolved to avoid all
legal endorsements in the flu
ture. The following is a highly
amusing report Of a social func-
ton written up and printed in the
newspaper:
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05
Traffic Law Of 1929
Surprise fer Car Drivers
Motorists Are Law Violators Re
CARELESS of Care Used-Things
One Should Know

The traffic law enacted by the
1929 legislature contains a great
many things that the average mo-
tor vehicle driver knows little
about, to judge by observance.
For instance:
Do you know that pedestrian
has the right of way at street
crossing, except when a policeman
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

in the middle and twist for legs.
The right sized sack will make q
splendid house with doors and win
dows cut out. Another bag, lain
on it's side the long way, face made
on the end, Sits made in bottom
edge and twisted for four legs, and
at the other end for tail, makes the
family pet. See. the pictures show
you how!
-Florence Walton.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

Up at the Crookston Experiment
Station they have a White Leg
horn biddy that laid 321 eggs in
-365 days. And yet some folks are
still looking for the goose that
laid the golden eggs.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

"a woman giving the name Of
Mrs. ]. G. Jones, who is believed
to be one of the society leaders
of this city, is said to have CIV
en- what purported to be recep-
ton at her home yesterday after
noon.
"It is understood that a con-
siderable number of so-called
guests, reported to be ladies dis
tinguished in local society, were
present, and some Of them are
quoted as saying they enjoyed the
occasion very much.
cit is claimed that Montagi
Bros, caterers, furnished the re-
freshments said to have been
served and the Bon Ton orchestra
the alleged music.
"The hostess is said to have
worn what was alleged to be an
expensive pearl necklace, which
she declared was given to her by
Mr.. ]. c. Jones, gentleman
! with whom she is said to be liv-
ing, and who, it is generally be-
lieved, is her husband.
WILDER, having been to New
York, was telling his cronies of
the sights he saw.
"An'~ up at the hospital I seed
one Of these machines that tell If
a mans lying.
"Pooh," said Luke from his cor
ner.
"Pooh?" Did you ever see one?'
"See one? I married one!"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

Practically every one Of the ex-
changes coming to our desk this
week tell of ice skating Kinks,
which are being built for the
pleasure of their young folks, and
incidentally also to make skating
safe for them. What is to be
done in this city along this line
this winter? Our young folks are
as deserving as those of other cities
are they not?
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

boy to write on the board this
sentence: "The president of the
board says the teacher is a fool.
"Now," she continued, "put COM
ma after board and another af.
ter er."-Sixteenth Century
Infantry News.
The German language is said to
have three hundred equivalents
for drunk" Apparently we do
not equal the fertility of the Ger
mans, although our language is al
so rich in slang synonyms for
drunk. Some readers may be able
to add to the following collected
by the Manuel Premier and pub
lished in the periodical American
Speech: Crooked, basted, blind
blotto, boiled, boozed, burned
canned, cockeyed, elevated, foxed
frazzled, fried, full, geezed, ginned
gyrated, half seas over, high, hit,
loaded, lushed, mellow, oiled, oxy-
died, organized, orie-eyed, ossi-
fed, picked, piped, pie-eyed, soup
eyed, soused, spifflicated, squiffed,
stewed, stucoed, starched, stained,
three sheets in the wind, tanked,
tainted, toed, toddyied, tight, tip
sy, tuned, turtled, Woody, wrangled
and the Irishman's proverbial
"snout full" Imperial Magazine.
They make buttermilk powerful
up Bemidji way, in fact so strong
that it caused a peculiar accident
last week Saturday when a tank
of that fluid exploded. Fortunate
ly no one was injured.
Charles Harding, of. Nary, after
transacting business in Bemidji
started for home with $50 gal.
Ion tank of buttermilk for use on
his farm, and before going very
far he noticed some repairs need
ed on his car, SO he drove to the
garage just north Of the city hall
to have them attended to. A
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

Now that. the turkey has been
consumed, it is time to start pre-
parations for Christmas. Do your
advertising and shopping early.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

torch was used which generated
gas in the milk, causing an ex.
plosion, throwinga deluge Of but.
termilk in every direction. They
had to use scoops and tubs to re-
move the milk, and it took nearly
all night to clean the garage. The
report was like cannon and
many who heard it thought there
had been a serious explosion. The
truck driver who supplies the gas
station at first thought the auto
tank had exploded.
Wonder who put the kick in
that load of buttermilk?
A bartender at Comfrey, Mimi,
was apprehended and arrested re-
Gently. He was taken into custody
at Mankato and brought to New
Ulm for safe keeping in the
Brown County Jail. He was
charged with selling one ounce of
moonshine liquor. A darn small
drink if you should ask us.
Thieves in the vicinity of Win
nebago City are preparing for Old
Man Winter, by filling their lard
ers with good fresh pork. Four
hogs weighing $50 pounds each
were killed by robbers in the hog
house of August Weidenbach, near
Northrop, last week Thursday
night. The carcasses were car
ried from the hog house to the road
and loaded into a car. Pools of
blood showed where each animal
had been killed.
Three men at Long Prairie were
recently made ill by monoxide gas,
one of the men being completely
overcome. B. Klimo, of Bricelyn,
succumbed from the effects of the
deadly fumes, and no doubt many
others have had or will have an
experience with monoxide gas dur
ing the winter. Don't run your car
in a tightly closed garage, unless
you want to get acquainted with
the undertaken.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05

The city of New Ulm spent
100000 the past year to make
that city better and more attrac-
tive place to live. Needless to
say that that city will continue
to grow and keep growing better,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1929-12-05
DECEMBER IA
Positively the Last Day for
Free Consultation
DR.. DORIAN
Specialist
in internal medicine for
thirty years
DOES NOT oPER ATE

Will be at his st. Cloud office
every Thursday, Friday and Satur-
day of each week and will give
free consultation until Saturday
DECEMBER Ia
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Office room 129 Grand Central Hotel
St. Cloud
Hours from 1000 a. m. to 500
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
So. California
Sport Briefs

HOLLYWOOD, Aug. 10.-U,H-
WHO DOMAIN, Hollywood heavy
weight favorite, stopped Tony Stab
ineau in the fourth round of a
scheduled 10 round go at the Holly
wood American Legion Stadium
last night.
Dorman floored his man for Il
nine count in the first canto, and
for a nine and a seven count in the
second round. WHO landed on
Tony S chin in the fourth to stop
the fight.
IIymie Miller and Harry Wallind
cr fought to a good draw in the
special, while frankie Forbes and
Carmen Tuzzalino took a draw in
the Semi-windup.
Teddy Palcio took a decision over
Johnny Cardova in the second pre-
liminary. while Kewpie Hernandez,
Mexican, took good bout from
Fastor Manola, Filipino, in the open
er.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
SEALS SNAC OFF
GOOD LEAD FOR
FIRST POSITION
(By United Press Leased Wire)

The San Francisco Seals were
well out in front of the Coast Lea
que again today, with three game
lead, while Hollywood clung to sec
ond place by a narrow margin and
the Missions and Los Angeles were
tied for third. just to make the
race more interesting, Oakland and
Portland were tied to top the see
ond division.
The Seals took their third Straight
game from their fellow townsmen
the Missions, winning / to s.
Hollywood took its first game of
the series from Los Angeles, 6 to
5. The damage to the Angels re
suited when Carlyle socked one of
Pitts groved balls for II homer,
scoring the two runs that spelled
victory.
The Oaks took the fourth straight
game from Seattle, winning 6 to ),
and advancing into Il tie with Port.
land for fifth place.
Sacramento ran away from the
Portland Ducks, to ;. The Sena.
tors leaped upon Cascarclla's offer
ings III the fourth frame and gar
nercd six runs from four hits be.
fore he was yanked for Walters.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
SPORT NEWS
WILLIE HENRY JUSTTOOGOOD
FOR ANY ONE BOXER TO MEET

thing with him. Willie is like George
Godfrey, all dressed up and nc
place to 90. If he were white boy
he d be in the big money. But no
white fighter viii ever be Il clean
er boxer nor Il better sport in the
ring.
Semi-Final Awful
Captain Stevens. vino did the
refer2eing last night. is splendid
Judge Of humor. He allowed the
Dummy McDaniels- Tony Cantu
debacle to 90 Just far enough to b.
funny for the crowd then he threw
both hunks of cheese out of the
ring in tha third round
If either of these boys was ever
in the ring before, then Columbus
haSn I sailed yet and the Indians
still own the country. We have seen
two school boys settling fight
back home, and they did no worse
than these blokes. For that matter,
there are a couple of newsies here
at the Press who can put up far
better fight than all the Cantus and
McDanielS' rolled into one. Cantu
was supposed to have had IL knock
outs at Mexico City in l. fights.
The men he knocked out must have
been empty bottles. MeDaniclS is
not only dumb, signifying inability
to speak. he is dumb from the top
of his head straight south to his
feet.
After the card was all over we
felt awfully thankful for Andy
Armstrong of Holtville. The color
ed boy gave us the best fight Of the
evening and made monkey out of
Battling Dozier Of San Francisco.
ANDY left handed Dozier to death
in the first two rounds, poking his
fist frequently and at VIII into
Dozier's head. The Frisco boy
missed forty-clevcn rights trying to
put Andy away.
In the third round Dozier decided
to close in and slug It out with
Armstrong and found Andy per-
fectly willing 10 mix it with him,
and be just a little better. He had
Dozier worried and looking bad.
The fourth round was little more
even. but still Andv's.
Ford To The Rescue
Pete Casus bit off more than he
could chew when he tackled Loren
20 Reyes in the curtain raiser and
nobody knew it better than Pete
when the fight was over Reyes
nearly had him out in tho second
round but Pete weathered the storm
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

and tried hard TO pass the lead
Reyes had taken, but was unable to
do so. Pete carried the fight to
Reyes in the final round, but
vicious blows to the head and body
met him and proved to be too much.
Many fans did not know how near
they came to seeing no fights at all
last night. Gloves for the fighters
were ordered early in the week but
did not show up. 1t was discovered
last night that there WASH t box
ing glove in the valley. Mayor
Cleme uts called up the Stanley An
drews sporting goods store in San
Diego and explained the predica-
ment to them.
Andrews promised to bring the
gloves over himself and be certain
about it. He kept his word and had
the gloves here in plenty of time
for the fights, making the trip over
from San Diego in a Ford (advertis-
ing for Bert Edgar in two hours
and 30 minutes, which as the father
ct triplets said, is "going some"
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

time with man on base, TO assist
the st. Louis Browns to beat the
Chicago White Sox, 9 to l. Ted
Lyons and Rip Collins were ham
mcrcd from the box.
The ST. Louis Cardinals, National
League champions, lost their twelfth
straight game to the Pittsburgh Pr
ates. pie Traynor' 5 fourth hit
cf the contest scored Bartell with
the winning run, the Pirates keep
ing pace with the Cubs by winning
I to &.
Fred Fitzsimmons, husky right
handler of the New York Giants,
again defeated the Cincinnati Reds,
this time at the Polo grounds, TO
l. "Shantv' Hogan recently dis
ciplincd, was the leading slusger
with three safetics, including Il
homer.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

the county airport north of the city
has arrived, and will be Immediately
uncrated and installed. This has
been awaited several weeks
and its arrival is the cause of re-
joicing on the part OF chamber of
commerce officials, members of the
county board of supervisors, Man
erger John Hunter of the local Rich
field agency, A. y. Preble, n citizen
who has devoted much effort to
the proper equipping of the airport,
and scores of citizens who have in
terested themselves in aeronautics
and have desired to see the " finish
ing touches" placed ON the splendid
landing field which the people of
Imperial Valley have contributed
to aviation.
1t is thought that the first light
ing of the great beacon will be made
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

Los ANGELES, Aug. 10 -U.R-
A fleet of % to 80 yachts was
scheduled to leave Los Angeles har-
Dor today racing to Santa Barbara.
Arriving there Monday they will
prepare for the ninth annual South
ern California championships : 1t
is estimated more than 200 craft
will be in Santa Barbara for the
races Tuesday TO Friday. Saturday
the pen race to San Francisco for
the seventh annual Pacific coast
championship will start.
LOS ANGELES, Aug. 1C-U.P)-
The Santa Barbara polo four, led
by Long Jim Colt, arrived here to-
day for their two game series with
the Uplifters ranch four led by Hal
Z. Roach. The summer polo crown
of Southern California will be the
prize. VIII Rogers, Hal Roach,
Snowy Baker, andClair Brunson
composing the Santa Monica team.
LOS ANGELES, Ang. 10-(U.P)-
Joe Guerrero, Mexican welterweight,
and Dominick Dundee, of Omaha,
meet here tonight at the main street
athletic club.
san DIEGO, Aug. 10-(UP-Dy-
Mantle Jackon, Los Angeles, defeat
ed Leon Chevalier, San Francisco,
in a slow heavvweipht bout here
last night. Chevalier was unable
to figure out Jackson S fast left.
VENTURA, Aug. 1O-U.H-Ray
Mcintyre, featherweight, won de-
ciois over Claude Varnr in six
rounds here last night. Johnny Rom
eriz, San Luis Obispo, defeated
Leonard Allen.
Los ANGELES, Aug. 10-(U.P) --
Jess Mortensen, all-round athlete
at University of Southern Califor.
MIA will not play football this sea
son but will devote himself to bas-
ketball and track, he said today.
Mortensen was a leading candidate
for one Of the half-back positions.
LOS ANGELES, Aug. 10-rU.H -
Russell j. "Stub" Nelson, sporting
editor Of the Los Angeles Record,
and formerly sport writer in Seat
tie and Tacoma, viii be married
here tonight TO Grace YOrktheimer,
formerly Of Tacoma.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
YANKEE TENNIS
H0NORS UPHELD
BY TWO HELENS
California Girls T a k e
Their Matches From En-
glish Invaders.
BY GEORGE KIRKSEY
UNITED Press Staff Correspondent

WEST SIDE TENNIS CLUB, For
est Hills, y. Y, Aug 10.U.P)-Lead.
ing two matches to one in the sew.
cnth annual Wightman cup series,
the United States women players to.
day were favored to regain the In
ternational tennis trophy from Eng
land in the final days matches.
With four matches-three singles
and one doubles-on today's pro.
gram. the United States had only to
gain an even break to win the series.
Thanks to some great singles play
ing on the part of the two Califor.
mia products, Helen Wills and Helen
Jacobs, the United States won two
cut of three matches yesterday, los
ing only the doubles engagement to
the No. / British team of Mrs.
Phoebe Watson and Mrs. Peggy
Mitchell
Miss Wills. who beat Mrs. Watson
yesterday, 6-1, Ga, was paired with
Betty Nuthall, No. l player of the
invaders, in the feature match OF
the series, scheduled to start at 4:30
p. IN. today.
Miss Jacobs, who won a drama
tie story over Miss Nuthall on the
opening day, TO, SO, opposed Mrs.
Watson in the opening match today,
starting at 2:30 p. m.
Miss Wills and Miss Jacobs were
favored to repeat their triumph of
the opening lay and supply the two
victories necessary to win back the
trophy which England won last
year, four matches to three.
Plays Slovenly
In the second match today, sched-
uled to commence at $3.50 ?. M,
Edith Cross, blonde San Francisco
stenographer, had Mrs. Peggy
Mitchell, No. 3 player of the invad-
ers, as an opponent.
Using Miss Cross play in the
doubles yesterday as criterion, she
is doomed to defeat today.
With Miss Cross playing slovenly,
Miss Wills was unable to carry the
entire brunt of the attack in yester-
DAYS doubles match and the Ameri-
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

the cause of some ceremony or c
bratien. This most southerly of
Richfield beacons completes
company s chain in California,
installations are now being made
Oregon and Washington.
President Leo Hetzel, of
chamber, has had considerable
respondence with officers of
Standard Oil Company, execuf
of the Mexican government,
others, relative to establishment
the oil company of a lighted bea
upon the sumit of Signal Mount
Were such a beacon placed ther
would serve, in conjunction with
Richfield light at Imperial, a
wonderful aid and safe guard
aerial navigation, practical avla
have stated, and the chamber IS
lively at work to make, if posi-
the installation a reality.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

Los ANGELES, Aug. lo-U.H-
Southern California National Jun
ior Olympic Champions, Nane Bak-
er, Jerry Deal, Robert San Jose,
and Fernandos Ramos, left today
for Honolulu. The boys will tour
the islands and enjoy programs ar
ranged by Hawaiian civic clubs and
sportsmen.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
(By GoSH)

If Harry Woodbury., matchmakel
for the Imperial Valley Athletic
club, expects to give the fans an
opportunity to see Willie Henry il
good fight. the only way he can
do it is by throwing two good men
into the ring with Henry at the same
time
The eolored light heavyweight
champion, as he is termed, showed
last night that he is just too good
for 80 9-10 per cent of the beef
caters going around calling them
selves fighters.
He dropped Dewey Massey, color
ed, of New Orleans, for the count
in the third round, and could have
done it Just as easily any time after
the first 10 seconds of fighting
Willie decided to give the cash
customers a little run for their
money and permitted Massey to
stay two full rounds.
The Galveston boy dropped Mas
sey for an eight count in the first
round, and any idea Dewey may
have had that he could trim Willie,
faded away right then. After that
there were millions of places Dewey
wanted to be and just ono place
where he did not want to be-fac.
ing Henry
After he made sare of Massey :
number by dropping him in the
first round, Willie played with him,
shifting to left handed fighting to
show the fans that he has Kick in
both mits. 1t was big tom cat play
ing with a mouse.
We surely would like to see Willie
get fight here. Lots of tile fans
think the same. This boy is Just too
good. The good fighters don t want
him and the puaks can do any
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
WATCHING THE
SCOREBOARD
(By United Press)

Yesterdays Hero: Guy Bush, Chi
cago pitcher. who came back after
being touched for six hits and five
runs in the second inning, to beat
the Phillies, II to s, his tenth sue
cessive victory Bush, after that
one bad inning, permitted only two
hits, the Cubs opening their east
ern invasion with victory and
maintained lead of six and one
half games over the Pittsburgh
Pirates.
Ralph Kress hit two homers, each
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10

can team lost to Mrs. Watson and
Mrs. Mitchell. OF. 6-l.
The final match of the series,
scheduled for $50 p. m, had the
No. > doubles team, Miss Jacobs and
Mrs. Hazel Hotchkiss Wightman of
the United States opposed to Mrs.
B. c. Covell and Mrs. ID. S. Sherp-
herd Barron of England.
If Mrs. Watson should unexpect-
edly defeat Miss Jacobs and Mrs.
Mitchell topple Miss Cross as ex-
pected, this match would decide the
series. If such came to pass Eng
lands hope of keeping the trophy
would be as rosy as Betty Nuthall 5
cheeks.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results
New York 7, Cincinnati |.
Pittsburgh 7, st. Louis g.
Chicago II, Philadelphia 6.
Cnly games scheduled.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
BASEBALL
STANDINGS
COAST LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results
Hollywood 6, Los Angeles 4.
Oakland 6, Seattle 5.
Sacramento 7, Portland 3.
San Francisco IL, Missions 8.
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
Airport Beacon
Light Arrives

According to the FL Centre Cham
Der of Commerce, the huge S,0o0,-
600 candlepower beacon which is to
surmount the Richficld tower at
Imperial Valley press., 1929-08-10
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results
st. Louis 9, Chicago 4.
Only games scheduled.