Putnam patriot., 1929-06-20

Tom: Upon John Kelly. Russell Sherman bestows his ability to do sev- eral things at once, including marvel. ous ability to argue with Miss McGn- licuddy.
 Herbert: Sadie Simon beaueatbs all of her miscellaneous articles such as pens. pencils. ranging in length from six inches to one-sixth of m inch, and her powder puffs to Muriel Johnson.
 Tom: Doris Smith wills her ability Co wink at certain boys, without the teachers seeing her, to Eleanor Rich ardscn.
 Herbert: Arthur Rova leaves his numerous wild drawings to any un- suspecting Freshman.
 Tom: Rhoda Hines delivers to Gracia Vegiard her ability to look ex- tremely busy when we all know that she is not doing anything, and Gerard LaVallee donates his book, Hints for the We'll Dressed Man." to Anthony Chilkott, also magnifying glass SC that Tony" may read the well worn print
 Herbert. Anne Mcdonnell and Dorothy Woodis confer their gift of always talking at the wrong time and getting away with 1t to Malcolm Per. ".
 Tom: Labby Massicotte surrenders his mortgage on a certain Freshman girl to Arthur Ross; also his fayorite pastime of watching the drinking fountain at noon. Ethel Jeary grants her short stature to John Greene. Come down, John, come down.
 EfHul IaurtF arFaftfa bar .bsavs nre to John Greene. Come down. John, come down.
 Herbert Ruth Hawkes. wills her long hair to anyone who wants it now adays Ruth says that she isn par ticular.
 Tom: "Chet" Hale bestows his slick hair to Roswell Wheaton: also Chester's specially prepared light lu- bricating oil used to make 1t stay slick.
 Herbert: Bill Sham leaves his athletic prowess to Clinton Davison on condition that Clinton makes ouly six letters.
 Tom: Stella Barker and Irene Du- fresne confer their boy friends to Edna Kent and Dorothy Whitehouse; also their newest book, "How to Get Your Man"
 Herbert: To Harry Thayer, Charles Bove bequeaths his newspapers and his right to read said newspapers in class, also brand new waste paper basket to put aforesaid newspapers in when worn out.
 Tom: Pauline Chandler and Leona Helpe deliver their combined ability to keep quiet to Rose Bove. GOT course Rose is quiet all the time anyway.
 Herbert: George Holbrook presents his ability as an actor to John Elliott, said ability to be used in the Senior Play.
 Tom: Hazel Ames bestows her pocketbook upon Lauretta Gildsrd. Lauretta already has one, but one more a little larger won't make much difference.
 Herbert: Katherine Banahan wills her whoopee hat to Clara Gould.
 Tom: Miriam Daitch gives her brightness to her brother; it's all in the family.
 Herbert; Viola LaVallee and Alice Law donate their unobtrusiveness to Manuel Anas. 'Nuf said.
 Tom: Leo Marion presents his bashfulness to William Jones with the hope that William uses said bashful- ness.
 Herbert: Leonard Shepard confers his brilliant gift of satire on Mary Doonan, whose sweet nature, We feel, can well stand the acid.
 Tom: Aline Tourville passes on her typewriting ability to Winnie Le- Pire. Go easy on the typewriter, Win nie, it's getting weak.
 Herbert: Margaret Warren and Eva Botham grant their very remark able English talent to Harry Wheaton and Billie Moss.
 Tom: Thomas DeBerardinis' moon- light technique is awarded to Ensor Danielson, with the warning not to be taken in large doses.
 Herbert: Mildred 0rwat leaves all of her love letters to any innocent Freshman SO that he may get some first class pointers in the art of love making.
 Tom: Leo Pominville bequeaths his place as the best tenor in r. II. \. to Donald Fergerson; we might add that Don" had better go easy at first
 Herbert; Raymond Brousseau do- mates his orchid suspenders to any Freshman or Sophomore who will wear them
 Tom: To Norman Green. Walt Cody presents box of rubber toothpicks guaranteed to last one whole day If chewed with care.
 Herbert: To the Juniors we, the Seniors, leave the right to call Room l their home room; also the right to act dignified
 Tom; We, the Class of the year of Our Lord One Thousand, Nine Hun dred and Twenty-Nine, having made this. our last will and testament, and etcetera. do hereby and solemnly afiix these our honorable signatures to this, our last will and testament, and in the presence of the Honorable Adrian St. George. on this eighteenth day of this month before the next month, and do declare here. now, and nowhere else that any other will made by this class or any members of this class IS now void. We also declare that any per sons not abiding by the conditions ot this will are subject to extreme pun ishment; but also any persons abidinG by this said will shall receive not few CT than two one-eent lollypops apiece
 THOMAS FOLEY
 HERBERT LePIRE.