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New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Outlaws aren't like inlaws. They frisk you once and then quit. New Workers killed one another in | stampede to get out of the gain. How that town hates water. Fame; The reward that comes to an artist just before he begins to do bum work and live on hls reputa. ton.
 There's good in everything. While the crowd stares at Sinclair the ant- mals In the 300 get rest,
 A normal newspaper reader is one who hopes the body will prove , to be that of somebody he knows. Mill owners hold the whip hand Eventually the most obdurate etrtk- CT will take . little job fdf the stomach's sake.
 
 five children 10 want because man broke . law.
 A Republic . | land where every forward step must be practiced until the stupid think they invented it. America nism: Feeling scornfullv superior to Europeans; thinking Europeans have an awful nerve to dislike us.
 Then, too, We could eliminate lost motion by having all pay checks sent direct to the credit association. When poison gas kills scores by accident, that is . horrible tragedy. When 1t h done purposeiy. that is the support of . noble cause.
 What" said the customer No blow points? This is heck of . drug store."
 The final and absolute proof of flawless housekeeping ts to know l where the bletter ts. Happy thought. If Scarface Al can find safety in jail, why not build one biz enough for all Chicago citi- zens who aren't ganssters? The hard part Of solving the reparations problem is to leave each country's politicians some bait that 1 will catch votes back home.
 Few of the worlds greatest thinkers have been married men" A married man doesn't need to think much.
 A sufficient commentary on our times is the fact that Life has dou- bled in circulation since it be- came like 1t is.
 Correct this sentence: 'I dislike everybody in that crowd" said she
 but 1t isn't because l envy them"
 Copyright. 1929, Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Prenssture! History Teacher: What was the result of the struggle between Rome and Carthage?"
 Johnny: "It's too early yet. ! don't ret the scores over the radio till seven o'clock!"
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04
With An Reverence,

WoEn All HcVCfence! Seven-year old James and his sister Sophie, five. were talking about the wonders of the universe. Why. the worlds nothing but great big ball." said Sophie. Mother said 70.
 Yes" answered James" and mo- body but God could bounce it."
 Vivian Aten Long
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

In due course Sandy came slowly stasSerine along the path which led through the ehurchyard. Out moved three white-clothed figures and con- verged towards him with sepulchral gr0ans.
 But instead of Sandy getting a fright he calmly stopped. waited until the figures came close up to him and then remarked, "say-hic is this | seneral--hic-resur tion Or are you three speerits just havin' bit Q walk on yer ain hic?"
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04
Where They shine!

Barnes: What is . specialist :? !" Murray: Its q doctor who charges more for what he doesn't know than your family doctor charges for what he does know!"
 -S. T. Newberger
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Trying Thew Out! Philip: Read this letter aloud to me, will you?"
 William docking at iD: Haven't you given ms the wrong one. This is a love-letter to your sirl." Philip: That's tho one. ! want to hear how it will sound if it's ever read in court"
 -F. H. Griffin Copyright. 1929. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04
msx! . CT,

usw ' apsa1S Marion: '.1e Elsis and Bob asS Soing toCstAsr. Do. you thiak tAsy will ever nayry?"
 Aileen. "l den't kaow. Natrimsay is her objective and hts objsctien!"
 "A. J. Ebling
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Women cease to be interesting when they become aupremeIy happy or supremely unhappy!
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04
The Aaldea's Prayer

Tho Naidea's Prayer
 They were tive sweet specimens of siriheod converting together earnestly and in low tones.
 l drew . tFifle cloeer, charmed by the medulatieas sf thsir voices aud eager to learn what thoughts were artsinS ia such innocent minds. Were they pondering on the vague. ness of the future. dwelling on tts mysteries and promises?
 I moved nearer, but they spoke % low that heard little; only i've phrases repeated again and again became apparent to me:
 "I sez to him." and "He sez to me-"
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04
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lnAapeA at the Pese o0ce at New Britain = 0peeeA C3aSe Mall Matter.

SA> eaiy prsatsbls advertising medium 0 the City. Circulation books ana pres eooW slWsye spoa ts sdvert!seFs-
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

neu>es Asdit 0oseos ss Cisssastiss 1he \. R, C. b . astioual organization vnieA fsraisAeo pewspspsrs and advsr- tioose with . strictly heusst aaslysis sf eiyeulstiea. oUr circulettou ststiseics ars 0sse1 uQss thie audit Th's lasores pse' toetiea eGaipst fraud h aAvs0aper dIs- tpibvtIsa Agurss ts both national and ieeal elverttera
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04
Facts aadEancies

nI NOU1zNH. NV1AIHSN The love of money is the root of all industry, too.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

1eQAes - the Aose01o6sd eFsss fhe Aapeciatea Press ts exclusively on. tttie1 to the use for rs.publlestion os aI pSVo ereditsd to h or aet otherwtse creaitel ts th!s paper cad also local neUe Dvblishv1 tAsrsta.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Outlaws aren't like inlaws. They frisk you once and then quit.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

What" said the customer. No blow points? This is . heck of . drug store."
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

fhs Herald is on ssls daily in Nev York at Hotaiing's Nswssaud. Times SaveyS; Schults's NswsstaadA 1straues 6seoA ceutrsL %:sa etreet
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

New Workers killed one another in | stampede to get out Of the tain. How that town hates water.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

The final and absolute proof of flawless housekeeping ts to know where the bletter ts.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

When poison gas kills scores by accident, that is . horrible tragedy. When It is done purposely. that is the support Of . noble cause.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Fame; The reward that comes to an artist just before he begins to do bum work and live on hb reputa. ton.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Then, toe. We could eliminate lost motion by having all pay checks sent direct to the credit association.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

A sufficient commentary on our times is the fact that Life has dou- bled in circulation since it be- came like 1t iA.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Correct this sentence: Y dislike everybody in that crowd" said she, but 1t isn't because envy them" Copyright. 1929, Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

There's good in everything. While the crowd stares 1t Sinclair the ant- mals In the 100 get . rest.
New Britain herald., 1929-06-04

Happy thought. If scarface Al can find safety in jail, why not build one biz enough for all Chicago citi- zens who aren't gangsters?
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

because the motive which caused its en- actment is motive which I abhor, and of which Prohibition itself is but one mani festation.
 The argument that in spite of the un- speakable situation which exists-that Pro- hibiton has brought about better conditions for some-nakes no appeal to me. To tell citizens what they must or must not do in their strictly personal conduct as long as public safety is not affected is a function which Government should not attempt. It is the age-old effort of the fanatic which has been behind every invasion of personal liberty in the past. No right thinking man or woman wants the return of the legalized saloon and what it stood for. But worse than the saloon it would be permanently to enthrone hypocrisy as the dominant force in our country.
 It has been repeatedly said that the women of the country favored the Pro hibition law. I believe there are thousands who feel as I do-that it is time to organize and become articulate, and work for some change in the law that will bring about the true temperance desired by all and which I believe, was the sincere purpose of many good people who supported the Eighteenth Amendment.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
More or Less True


 Sometimes a wife acts as if she had been cheated if her husband goes upstairs to get what she's sent him after and comes right back with it without giving her a chance to bawl him out for being so blamed dumb
 If they ever start wearing hoop skirts with modern outfits, we'll know the prudes by their bloomers. Old married life is that time a woman reaches when she decides it would have been more appro- priate if she had worn lemon in- stead of orange blossoms at the wedding.
 The time yet may come when smoking cigarettes will be consid- cred too ladylike a thing for a he- man to do.
 Our guess is that when a wife wishes she had married that bet ter chance she had" both her hus- band and the other mans wife wish it a heap more than she does. The way women clutter up the barber shops and cigar stores it makes a man wonder if the saloon came back they wouldn't crowd around the bar so thick he wouldn't have any more chance than a rab- bit of getting near it.
 Many a man keeps his finger nails in peri e ct condition who wouldn't if the manicurist in the barber shop was the kind of anil nal that slaves every morning.
 It's tough old world, especially for the middle-aged woman who
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
THE BOY SCOUT CAMP-HOUsE.

The completion of the Boy Scouts camp house at Eagle River is a matter for congratulations to those who had the work in charge and to the peo- pie of Juneau who provided the necessary funds for the building. The Boy Scouts is one of the most useful organizations we have in the country That 1t contributes to the up-bulding of American youth is proved fact It gives the boys outdoor life develops discipline, as well initiative and the qualities that count in the life that is before them
 The camping ground of the Juneau Boy Scouts is admirably located. The excellent site is in a beautiful section of picturesque Southeast Alaska one that will afford abundant opportunity for the exercise of proper functoning in Boy Scout outdoor activities.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
REPUBLICAN WOMEN REVOLT AGAINST PROHIBITION POLICY.

The other day at the Roosevelt Hotel in New York the womens National Republican Club gave a testimonial luncheon to Mrs. Charles H. Sabin who had recently resigned member of the Republican National Committee so that she might devote her euntrammeled efforts toward working for a change in the Prohibition law" and the New York Times says the major part of the 500 women who were present lustly cheered her declarations against Prohibition.
 Mrs sabin timed her resignation from official status in the Republican Party just after "Presi- dent Hoovers bone-dry policy made known" The women who attended the luncheon in honor of Mrs Sahin came from all over the State of New York and her course lauded by among others Miss Sarah Schuyler Butler Vice Chairman of the Republican State Committee; Miss Maude Wetnaore President of the Women's National Re publican Club end Miss Natalie F. Couch, Vice. Chairman of the Rockland County Republican Com nlittee.
 In explaining her resignation alter six years of service on the Republican National Committee, Mrs sabn who is the wife of the Chairman of the Executive Committee of the recently consolidated National Bank of. Commerce and Guaranty Trust Company the largest financial institution in Am erica declared. r s4.aN
 want to devote my untrammeled
 forts toward working for a change in the
 Prohibition law I want to do this because
 Prohibition in the Federal Constitution con
 flicts with my views of the proper functions
 of the Federal Government, and because in
 operation it has led to violation of
 and contempt for law, both by private in-
 diyduals and public officials and to more
 hypocrisy than anything else in our na-
 tonal life. feel it has created the greatest
 organized criminal class that ever existed
 in this or any other country. and above all,
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
RESTAURANT FOR SALE

Furniture, fixtures, stock and good will of Rhodes Cafe, also known as Gastineau Cafe for sale Every thing needed to commence busi- ness, but purchaser, if desire op- crate in present location, must ar range for lease of premises from owners of Gastineau Hotel.
 Property must be sold by April IT, 1929. Write or wire offers. The undersigned reserves the right to reject any and all bids or offers. Stock, fixtures and equipment in- ventories approximately $4,000 co. Copy of inventory furnished upon request.
 R. E. ROBERTSON,
 Assignee for benefit of creditors of B. F. and Christie Rhades,
 200 Seward Building,
 Juneau, Alaska.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Air Progress.
CNew York World.)

At the end of 1928 there 15,12S miles of airways in the United States, an increase of 100 per cent. over the previous year. Mail service, reckoned in pounds, had triped in one year. The number of passengers, 52934 had increased APO per cent These facts, cited by the Aeronautical Cham ber Of Commerce. indicate a healthy growth but thee is still long road to travel before air travel cam be said to be fully established.
 American railway mileage is still sixteen times egeat air mileage, that needs tracks. The 1928 air passenger total was a mere trcke; the railroAd stlI carried l6o00 times as many Air mail in millions of pounds does not weigh very heavily against railroad freight expressed in billions of tons. But there is one big difference in ten years railway freight tonnage has gained but little. while the number of railway passengers fell off 30 per cent between 1919 and 1927 In air travel and air transport growth is still swift and no one set its limits
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

Country Store and Barn Dance, Elks' Hall, April goth, supervision of Pastime Club. Special prizes for best hayseed couple now on dis play at J. M. Saloums Groceries, pots and pan and what have you all given away free. An equal chance for all to win. Save the date. adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

had her hair bobbed to make her look younger only to have it turn out to be a sign of age
 We never have seen a girl who didn't prefer silk hosiery to cotton, but we never have met he-man who preferred silk hat to his old felt.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR
Achoo,
By SAM HILL.

Achoo, Little drops of water make the ocean, but Big drops i'll temperature, Start you calling for a doctor, P. D. O., Another cold to cure.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Add Pathetic Cases

The Scotchman who lost his right leg and can't find a man with the same size foot who has lost his left one, so they can split the price of a pair of shoes.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Business With Them

Conductors must impartial be, (And to the truth of this, I'll
 SWear-) For cen if they brunettes have
 wed,
 They never dare neglect the fare.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

Add Bughouse Rhymes They sent her cake of soap, But back she sent it, For when she got it she
 Found it wasn't scented.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Matrimonial Hint

No wife ever made her husband angry by hiring the handy man of the neighborhood to carry out the winters collection of ashes and put up the screens.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Passing Observation

As writer Coolidge at least won't have to inclose return post age for no editor would have the nerve to send him one of those cute, little rejection slips.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
A Human Zero

That bird hasn't friend in the whole town"
 Say, he couldn't be any more unpopular if he was a reformer."
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Names Is Names

(Marriage License in Toledo Blade)
 TURNER-LOONEY-Roy Turn CT, 40, automobile worker, of 509 Oliver Street, and Sue Looney, 39, of 116 Broadway.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

When a Legislator declares he's going to studv the merits of a proposal he means he's going to study constituents reaction to it-(Cincnnati Enqurer)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
And She Was

Said Anne to Lindy: Dear, To fly with you I think so grand; I'm sure I'll feel upset, When back on earth again we
 land"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

The battles for baseball pennants will now be fought on the diamonds by actual players instead of in arm chairs by tn. Nin7er fans
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Poor Thing

Just take one look
 At Flapper Fife Hummer, And you'll know why
 She's Wearyin' for summer.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

Two more dead from the Prohibition War in, the United States. Ths time the casualties were in Michigan.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
We Know

WHAT EVERY SBAND DOESN'T KNOW"-headline over an article in weekly magazine. It would fill about eighteen or more libraries.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Add Definitions

HIJACKER-Target practice used for machine-gun practice
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
Say. Ladies'

Could you tell from their changed lives that your hubbies made some corking good resolutions just three. short months ago?
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

Try the Five O'Clock Dinner Specials at Mabr7's. -adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18

EXPERT SHOE REPAIRTgG
 It pays to nave your zippers and boots rebuilt at Mike Avoians Cents furnishings. adv
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
CAPITAL DYE WORKS

Very latest methods in French Dry Cleaning and Dyeing. See Aeldner, Professional Cleaner and Dyr. Phone TIT. adv
The Daily Alaska empire., 1929-04-18
CARNIVAL. nANCE

OAANIF AL DANJE Moose Hall, April 20th Save the date. adv.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
:: MANDAN NEWS ::
HIGH PLAYS
ALUM team monday
Coach McMahan Expects His
Green Charges 70 Get valu-
able Experience

Coach Leonard g. McMahon's Man.
dan high school basketball Braves
have . tough assignment Monday
night.
The high school outfit at that time
Will play IN all-star alumni aggrega-
ton. which has last years team prac-
tically intact, It the high school gym
nasium, II was announced this morn.
ing BY the athletic director.
Making up the alumni team will Be
Jack Stephens ana Ph0 Helbling.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
Harris OOdmansee
Store Moves Into New
Home Across Street

Harris and Woodmansec today were
completing the moving and installa.
ton Of the newspaper. magazines.
books. stationery and office stocks In
their new location ct ia Fourth
street. Business was oil being done
there by the firm.
The store nov occupies . room -
BY 3 feet. with . balcony In the rcar
portion. while other stocks are housed
In the basement Of the building. The
firm has decided to expand Its stock
In the new location. using the base.
ment for q line Of office furniture.
A fine new sign Of gilt letters on q
black background has been placed
ove the entrance BY Ptmoor.
with the removal from lis across
the way. that property becomes avail
able for the contemplated three story
Penney store to be built BY Webb
Brothers on the site this spring.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
Two Mandah Youths
On Probation After
Robbing Ideal Cafe

Two youths under 10 years Of age
today are under probation In Mandan
following their robbery Of 1 Mandan
cafe last night.
They are Fred Rex and Fred Web
Der.
The youths broke into the Ideal
cafe, ITO Third Avenue northwest,
and obtained alomst 80 from the EN-.
Weber Was employed 1t the lunch
room.
John J. Leppart. proprietor Of the
establishment, suspected Weber and
Henry r. Handtmann. Morton county
sheriff. had little trouble In finding
the boys and recovering all Of the
money taken. Mr.. Leppart. because
Of the boys' ages. decided not to press
charges and Louis H. Connolly, states
attorney, suggested probation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
st. Georges Church
Holds Annual Party

Special entertainment u planned
for the annual Christmas party for
children Of 81. Georges Episcopal
church, which viii Be held tomorrow
afternoon q ! O'Clock IN the parish
house. The program for the afternoon
includes . Christmas playlet. . pan.
tomime, and several songs and recita.
lions. and y being arranged by the
parish ladies.
At 7:3o sunday evening there win
be q special candlelight carol service
to which the public Is invited.
Monday at the Elks hall there will
be . social gathering Of the congrc-
CATION, with refreshments, music,
games and dancing.
Mrs. I. N. Steen and Miss Carol
steen, Carson, are visiting with
friends in the city today.
T. r. Eastburn, Dawson. Is here to
spend the holidays with Mrs. East
burn and their family.
stanlay Robidou has gone to Min
heapolts where he viii spend about .
week visiting friends.
Clell Cannon spent Christmas day
with relatives ct Underwood.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
China Reports State
10000 Were Killed
In Manchuria Fights

Shanghai, Dec. 27.-R-Thc Of
fetal Kuomin News Agency stated
tonight that the nationalist govern
ment estimated upwards Of 10000
soldiers and civilians were killed Of
wounded q . result OF recent soviet
military i~ncursions into Manchuria."
The Kuomin further stated It wa
estimated that . property loss Of one
billion Mexican dollars (e5O0yO00.000
g0ld) had been incurred.
Russian troops invaded Manchuria
November 10 and clashed with Chi.
nese soldiers for q few days. Since
that time there has been sporadic &C.
tivity by soviet forces during peace
negotiations.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
Bismarck Man Escapes
Injury as Auto Burns

Oscar leewsted. Bismarck. escaped
serious burns shortly after Z .. m. to-
day when his automobile caught fire
and burned Q few hundred yards west
q the Dome pavilion on the Bis
marck-Mandan memorial highway.
Newsted believes defective wiring
caused {. short circuit and fire In the
front part Of the automobile. In which
he was riding alone on his way TO
Mandan. He Jumped from the coach
as soon Is smoke poured from vents
In the motor hood.
The car YVES badly damaged. even
the covering on the spare tire ct the
rear having burned, according to
Henry r. Handtmann. Morton county
sheriff. who WAS . passer-by shortly
after the bla1e broke out.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
Personal and
Social News Of
Mandan Vicinity

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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27
Foreign Policy of
Tardieu Given Huge
Vote of Confidence

Paris. Dec. 27.-RD-The chamber
Of deputies gave Premier Tardieu and
Foreign Minister BRAND . sweeping
vote Of confidence on the question OF
foreign policy this evening after the
premier had demanded that It either
turn the government out or give It
carte blanche for the coming Hague
negotiations.
The vote Of confidence VA carried
by = majority Of 32S, the radicals and
socialists sustaining from voting. II
was the most striking victory that the
Tardieu ministry has won In It's ex.
istence thus far.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-12-27

local" occurred In one entry d the
operation.
Rescue crews were en- route 70 the
explosion sonc when the Il men
emerged. Miners In the affected area
barricaded themselves In ! passages
way until ventilatcrS forced the
smoke and gas from the section, then
walked out TO safety.