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New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

liquor ana troupe HGNt IlNdA ; been partners. Do you remember why the dove didn't alight? She couldn't find any dry land.
 The rich aren't consideratc. They send the incest Christmas cards but their names are engraved and cant b. rubbed out.
 A free" woman is one who fights to keep her looks and her job while the others arc happily spelling grandchildren You're a fclon. You didn't re- the felon who bought liquor from fclon.
 Why worry? The people who lost in the stock market were not the ones who pay a dollar down. It is no longer a nick town if the barber doesn't try to be witty when a bald man asks for q shampoo.
 r. isn't instinct that makes a mother kiss the back of a babys neck. It is appreciation Of clean spot.
 If hes spoiled calf and shes a 1 selfish baby, nothing can preserve their union except mothers-in-Iaw to pet both of them. Americanism Building "perma- nent' homes Of flimsy wood; using steel 10 construct the building that will be torn down next year.
 Still, failure 10 make Washington i dry wouldn't prove prohibition inn i possible. There aren't so many important soaks anywhere else. 1 + there is no such thing as telcp- 1 @thy how does the long distance ! operator know just when you are in the bath tub?
 There is no universal standard Of 1 excellence. Either brains or mighty ! muscles make the proper man; dc . pending on which you have. | Perhaps the Spoakeasy was named i by some obscrvant chap who noticed it's tendency 10 facilitate speech.
 Europe should remember that every royal family begins with a fea-bitten roushneck called q die tator.
 The Cars debts dodged; Kcrcn- sky bonds repudiatcd; the soviet , openly scOrning honor; and still the i simple sell Russia on credit. The upper class is one that agrees to plead guilty and take an office job in jail for six months if the state won't disturb the "misappro- priated' swag that is salted away. 1 Three stages of gratitude in a 1 charity case: CD You are so kind;" CD I'm tired of this wheel chair and l want a car"
 Correct this sentence: "When I tell the child to do something and you think I'm wrong" said the wife. "I think you should countermand my orders."
 Copyright. 1929. Publishers
 Syndicatc)
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
 Social

French police are supplied Wi.h cameras to photograph evidence of crimes.
 If this idea is adopted here, lady motorists will soon learn to register Vistful pleading when being snapped for going the wrong way in a one way street,
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

Down in Washington they will have community Christmas tree, and President Hoover himself will light the candles. Electricity must come high in that town.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Drama

A new novel containing thirty murders has just been published.
 We understand that at the twenty ninth the iron self-control of a New York detective failed him and L. took off his hat in the presence "f q corpse.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
MAGNET GREAT SUCCESS

Miami, Ariz., Dec. 21 LP) -- The states brand new road magnet paid triumphant visit to Miami yes- terday. In addition 10 picking up rusty nails the contraption removed most of the city's manhole covers.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Impressions of a Smart Advertis-
 ment Reader

Smart smart , exclusive Her Majesty the Amer captivating smart aristocratic smart sma.t .. distinguished . distingue allurinG smart un- usual chic chic .. c;tCd . smart . lovely smart smartcst exclusive exclusively smart smaf,- lH exclusive chic . chic smart smart
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Member Audit Bureau or Circulation

Ths A. B. c. Is nat.onal organization which furnishes newspapers and edVer- tiseIs with a strictly honest analysIs (. circulation. Our circulation statistics gre based upon this audit ruls insufes pro- tection against fraud In newspaper dls- trihutiou figures to both national and loCa! advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Crime

X doctor suggests that it is cruel to little boys to switch their small minds from one subject to another"
 One little boy we know says il isn't so much his small mind that ne objects to having switched.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Too Risky.

Manager: "What We do want is q real. wire salesman"
 Applicant: T don't know that I'd want to soll iive-wires. Haven't you some work a little less dangerous""' ""'
 Robert s. Dumey
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

The late ruction about the proper method 10 collect taxes being over, Bernadotte Loomis can now call it d Merry Christmas.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Showing Him In!

Bennett: What was the row VOL were having with the butchcr?" Greene: "I was just showing hi,u the error of his wcighs."
 Mrs. G. IT. Gill.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
HE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKL'
International

A comedian at Glasgow suddenly became tongue-ticd in the middle of his batter.
 A case of being too funny for words.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

The Herald s on sa'e daily In New York al HotaIIngs Newsstand Times Square: SchuItzs Newsstands. Entranee Grand Central. 4.nd Street
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Nsmber of inc Associated Pres.

The Associated Press Is exclusively en titled 10 the use for republication ut all news credited to Il or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local newa published therein
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

Henpeck: T am subject | attacks" pr. Peerless: What from 2" Henpeck: My wife"
 Arthur LcWson. Copyright. 1929, Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

For the Puzzled Christmas shopper: Here's a gift we recommend
 A folding parking space to drop On any street where he would Stor.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Mrs. Elise Traut sponsor of First Public Christmas Tree

AS you walk through Central park or near other points at which Christ mas trees have been or will be set
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
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The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open 10 adNeTtisets.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Destination Surely Reached!

Grace: Will Janet land him ::' Alice: If she does it will be forced landing.'
 Anna NJ. Miller.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
The Cause.

Dr. Peerless: What seems to be the matter with you?'
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
Facts ondFancies

Liquor and trouble have always been partners. Do you remember why the dove didn't alight? She couldn't find any dry land.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

The rich aren't consideratc. They send the incest Christmas cards. but their names arc engraved and cant b. rubbed out.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

A "frcc' woman is one who fights to keep her looks and her job while the others arc happily spelling grandchildren.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

r. isn't instinct that makes a mother kiss the back of baby's neck. It is appreciation Of a clean spot.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

It is no longer nick town if the barber doesn't try to be witty when a bald man asks for q shampoo.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

You're a fclon. You didn't re- port the felon who told you about the felon who bought liquor from q fclon.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

If he's a spoiled calf and shes selfish baby, nothing can preserve their union except mothcrs-in-law to pet both of them.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

Why worry? The people who lost in the stock market were not the ones who pay a dollar down.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21
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Send all communications 10 inn Shop Editor care Of the New Britain Herald, and your lCtieI will be forwarded 10 New York.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

Americanism Building "perma- nent' homes of tlimsy wood; using steel 10 construct the building that will be torn down next year.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

Still failure to make Washington dry wouldn't prove prohibition i'm possible. There aren't so many important soaks anywhere else.
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

Tf there is no such thing as telcp- @thy. how does the long distance operator know just when you arc in the bath tub"
New Britain herald., 1929-12-21

There is no universal standard Of excellence. Either brains or mighty muscles make the proper man; dc pending on which you have.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07
RAYMOND

Raymond-Jake Nelson and famil
returned home last week from severe
weeks visit with friends and rela
tives in North Dakota.
John Lindbloom was in Saturda,
after a barrel of oil.
David Dubry and Bert Herror
made a business trip to P%lentywoot
last Saturday.
Claude Jackson and Albert Erick
son motored into Raymond Saturday
and on to Plentywood.
Mrs. II. A. Hill spent a few days
in Plentywood last week.
T. II. A. Ross and Joe McBeemey
were Raymond visitors the middle of
the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Walkden were
Raymond visitors Saturday.
Joe Henrichsmeier was in Satur-
day IN a sled to do his trading.
The NJ. Mathiason family visited
the Martin Sindt home on Sunday.
Leo Heisler was in from the farm
%transacting business Saturday.
The Raymond Mercantile Co. is
giving the interior of their store an
other coat of white paint. Henry Hill
and August Gibson are doing the
painting.
Jake S~chikurski has been hauling
coal from the Ator Mine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Olaf Nordby and
"Buddie" left Friday for Minneapo-
lis. They expect to be away about
two weeks on both business and
pleasure. Joe Olson has charge of
the hardware during Mr.. Nordby's
absence.
We note the marriage license of
Oliver Moody and Doris Seiss. Mr..
Moody has been working here for
Ed Black for the past year and has
gone to Plentywood from here.
Percy Budke was in Raymond
Monday afternoon.
Herbert Shirtliff stopped in Ray
mond Monday for a short time,
enroute to Plentywood to visit his
parents.
Arvid Nelson received the sad
news Friday of the death of his
mother in Los Angeles California.
Mr.. Nelson and wife returned from
California in January and since that
time his mother was severely burned
by an accident with a gasoline
stove. In her weakened condition she
contracted pneumonia and passed
away at her home. Besides Mr.. Mel
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07

mail route. He expects to have nc
further trouble on account of the
snow.
Ed Hannah and Albert Hanson
were Plentywood visitors Monday.
James Larter and Benie Void
Were county seat visitors Saturday.
A. j. Markuson made a business
trip to the county seat on Tuesday
afternoon and on his return stalled
his ear in a snow bank neal his gar
age. Ed Hannah and Frank Raymond
pulled him out with a team.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Dubry of Lin
coin, Nebraska arrived the first of
the week for a short visit with his
brother. David Dubry. Mr.. Dubry is
a railroad engineer and they will
make a trip from here to Seattle and
down through California before re-
turning home.
Mrs. Sophus Morstad telephoned
to the kenmare Hospital and they re-
ported that Mr.. Morstad was i'm
proving.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07

son are three sisters: Mrs. Charlotte
Carlson, and Mrs. Oscar Matson who
reside in California but were former
ly residents of our community and
Mrs. A. NJ. Anderson of Medicine
Lake. We wish to extend heartfelt
sympathy to them in their great loss.
County Commissioner Victor f.
Anker of Outlook passed thru Ray
mond Monday on his way to the Com
missioners' meeting at P%lentywood
Mabel Nelson who is attending
high school at Plentywood spent the
week end with her parents returning
to Plentywood Sunday evening.
George LAGRANGE went to Plenty
wood for medical aid. having blood
poisoning in his left hand, the result
of a slight scratch.
John ~Jorgensrud went to Plenty
wood Monday for the hearing of his
case.
Jack Stewart has his auto snow
boat in running order to use on the
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07
WESTBY SCHOOL NOTES

The Freshman Glass in English
is studying Shakespsare's tragedy OF
lie great Roman general, Julius
Caesar"
English II is reading Lorna
Dctne" by r. D. Blackmore. As they
read they are contrasting this simple
with the more formal novel
..tructure Of SCOTS "Ivanhoe" which
th! road last year.
T. glish III is studying some of the
spt ches Of Abraham Lincoln. Their
work with them will probably draw
to a close about the time Of Lincoln's
birthday.
English Nv has begun its study Of
the Augustan Age in English Lite.
nature. AS a representative worl
they are reading Pope's "Rape o.
the Lock-"
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07
RESERVE

Reserve-The Ladies Aid Society
held the January meeting with Mrs.
Eidness on Thursday. Four new
members were added to the roster Of
officers for the new year, they being
president, Mrs. %Johanson; vice pres
ident, Mrs. Everson; Sec. Treasurer,
Mrs. Lund. A social hour was spent
after the business meeting during
which the hostess served a delight
full lunch. The February meeting
will be held at the home of Mrs.
Lund.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Gunderson and
two children were entertained at the
Hortsman home on Sunday evening.
Mrs. Eilert Erford, a former resi-
dent of this town was in town last
Sunday calling on old friends. Mrs.
Erford is the guest of Mrs. Viggo
Peterson in Plentywood.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sorby and Mike
Eckley Of Medicine Lake were
among the out of town guests at the
card party last Saturday night.
Carl Angvick was the victim of a
pleasant surprise last Saturday night
when a large number OF neighbors
called to help him celebrate his
birthday. Whist and other games
were played after which a feast was
spread by the visitors.
The Waukea Card Club party last
Saturday evening was attended by
about one hundred guests. Whist
was played at fourteen tables after
which the ladies served a lunch in
the basement. A local orchestra fur
nished the music for dancing which
continued until a late hour. Another
party will be put on at a later date,
A hard time dance will be put on
by some Of the local young people
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07
Westby News

Chemistry class made some in
teresting etchings on glass with thei
laboratory preparation of hydrogel
fluoride. Their next subject for stud,
will be Petroleum and Hydrocar
bons."
Upper Grades
We have been making graphs t,
show the individual and class result.
of the semester tests.
The Sth grade are writing auto
biographies for language work
They have had some difficulties
in reviewing the past for materia.
as most of them think their lives
have been very %uneventful!
The Sth grade history class are
studying the history of the public
school system from which they
benefit.
The 7th grade have studied and
memorized SCOTS famous lines be-
ginning, "Breathes there a man with
soul so dead"
Four of the girls of the 8th grade
have been included in the glee club.
The 7th grade are fighting the
Revolutionary War vicariously this
month.
Grades 5 and s
The sixth grade geography class
has started the study of the Southern
States.
We learned a Washington song last
week in music class. A Lincoln song
is being studied now
The fifth grade arithmetic class
is studying abstract and concrete
numbers.
Some hygiene booklets are be-
ing planned by the fifth grade. In
these booklets will be placed some
health rules for the care of the eyes,
ears, teeth, hair and nose. We have
practlclng on the making OF let
tiers in drawing class, so will be pre-
pared to make neat letters for the
outside of the booklet.
Third and Fourth Grades
The third grade pupils enjoyed
making parquetry figures one day.
The fourth grade made posters for
hygiene.
For language one day the third
grade pupils wrote some interesting
stories.
In spelling this week Naomi
Dordal and Edith Helseth in the
third grade and Albina Christoffer-
son and Gladys Diseth in the fourth
grade have had 100 every day.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
First Lutheran Church of Westby

No services Sunday as the pastor
goes to Overland, Canada to conduct
services there.
Sunday school at 10 o'clock.
The Luther League will render a
literary program on Sunday evening
at 3 o'clock.
The confirmation class meets on
Saturday at 2:50 p. m.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07

next Saturday night with the Jacob
son Orchestra playing.
Regular meeting of the CONNER.
cial Club last Tuesday night.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1929-02-07
Lone Tree Lutheran Church

Worship at the Lone Tree school
house on Sunday afternoon at 2:30.
The ladies aid will have a business
meeting at the close of the services.
Our many friends are cordially
invited to worship with us.
j. N. Dordal, Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-20
WEALTHY OIL
Man TO END
PRISON TERM

WASHINGTON. Nov. 2O-tR
Harry r. Sinclair tinkered with
the phials and retcrts or the Dis
trict OF Columbia jail pharmacy to-
day for the last time. AT midnight
tonight he viii leave all that behind.
his sentences for contempt OF court
and contempt Of tho senate com
pleted.
After six and one-half months Of
confinement. the millionaire oil op-
orator is expected to so at once 10
his luxurious Long Island home.
Sinclair entered the jail on Nav
6 TO serve terms OF three months
for refusing 20 answer questions Of
the senate committee investigating
the oil scandals and Of six months
for contempt Of the District OF Col
umbia supreme court in connection
with the shadowing OF the jury when
he was OH trial with Albert III. Fall
for conspiracy 10 defraud the row
eminent through the celebrated
lease on the Teapot Dome naval oil
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-20
MARKET RALLIES

NEW YORK, Nov. 20-(P-The
stock market continued to rally in
the opening transactions today, with
most active stocks showing initial
gains or ] TO ? points. Western Union
Jumped . points and Westinghouse
Electric AZ, and such issues as III.
3. steel, Radio. American can, Ken
necott, Hudson motors, Consolidated
gas. New Haven, Erie, National Cash
Register, International Nickel. and
Southern Railway showed gains oil
/ to la points.
Trading continued at a quiet, or
deTly pace. Gains were widely ex-
tended during the first half hour
when more than a score Of issues
sold up from 2 TO 10 points.
Western Union soon showed a
gain Of 8 poin-S, and Norfolk & Wes-
tern, American Type Founders and
air reCuction sold UP ) points. Cas-
Threshing jumped 10 points. Stocks
advancing 3 to more than 4 point:
included Union Pacific, Stone &
Webster, Underwood Elliott Fisher
American Water Works, and Atch.
tSon.
General Electric, Chesapeake a
Ohio, Standard Gas, Columbian
Carbon. Woolworth, Pacific Light
ing and American Rolling Mill were
among issues rising 2 to 2ia points
Some profit-taking appeared il
steel. which lost its initial gain OF
point. Among isolated soft spot;
were Detroit Edison, which dropped
points, st. Louis Southwestern, of
81. and Allied Chemical. off !.
Foreign exchanges opened steady
with sterling at SAT- 9-16.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-20
HOLTON TELLS
TARIFF DOUBTS
ouspicions Caused By Letter,
he Informs Lobby
Committee

WASHINGTON, Nov. 20-[F%.
=: holton, Mississippi commissioner
OF agriculture, said today before the
senate lobby committee ne became
suspicious OF the southern tariff
association last July after senator
harrison, democrat, Mississippi, had
Written a letter to the Greenwood
miss, chamber Of commerce.
I'm suspicious yet" he asserted
ecoing he did not want to be con-
necfed with anything questionable
and he wanted TO know where the
association got its money.
Aolton testified he had received
SS44 from the association to attend
a washington meeting Of commits
sloners OF agriculture last June, S37
% attend a Montgomery meeting
80 70 go TO Memphis last June and
w 70 60 to Austin, Tex.
Holton was asked by chairman
Caraway why he took money from
M tariff association TO attend the
meeting.
What do you think OF dragging
n dignity Of a commonwealth
around like that?" Caraway asked
Holton replied he did the same
thing a. the agriculture commission
ers Of Arkansas. Alabama, Georgia
south Carolina, Tennessee. and Tex
as. The witness said j NJ. Aldrich
Edgar Wilson, Horace L. Stansel anc
Z. n Sanders nlso had been design
ated as Mississippi delegates to the
Washington meeting and their ex-
penses had been paid.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-20
HOUSTONIANS
GO TO MEXICO
Rotarians Will Return Here
After Visit In
Monterrey

Eighty Houston Rotarians left
for Monterrey Tuesday night, after
a banquet given bt the Matamoros
Rotary club. as a climax to day
Of Sightseeing. The Houston visit
ors were guests OF the HidalCo
county R~otarians from the time
they arrived in Edinburg until they
boarded their special train at Har-
lingen to 60 over TO Matamoros.
The party had lunch at Don I.
Tim Evans, president of the
Houston Rotary, made an interest,"
ing talk at the MatamoroS BAN
quet, and the band which accomp-
anied the Houstonians rendered
several selections. The entire pro-
gram was broadcast over a hookup
from Station KWWG, and several
Of the Houston men took advant-
age OF the opportunity to greet
their friends by radio. The Browns
vile club joined with the Mata-
morOs ROtarians IN entertaining
the visitors. and q number were
present az the banquet. M. L. Love.
Brownsville Rotarian, and general
agent for the Southern Pacific lines
here. accompanied the party 70
Monterrey.
The Houstonians are to return
10 Brownsville Thursday morning,
and will be entertained by the local
club with breakfast at FL Jardin
hotel, after which they will be
taken for a tour OF this city, San
Benito. and Harlingen. They are
scheduled 10 board their train at
Harrington, going from there to
Edinburg for dinner, and leaving
Thursday night for their homes.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-20
Judge Suspends
Fine Imposed By
Himself On Self

why. it's Illegal" that po-
pular political cry, descended
upon Judge "A. A. Browne Of the
city corporation court Tuesday,
and thereby hangs q story.
Some time ago. Judge Browne
was walking down Elizabeth
street in particularly disagree
able weather. Without glancing
I'D, NE crossed the street against
a red light deep In his thoughts.
AS he reached the other side
Officers Tim O'Leary remon-
strated him gently. We'll, you
got me that time" the judge
said. Il certainly walked against
it."
Upon reaching the court, the
Judge gingerly took up a pen
and scratched he following en-
try in his book: "A. A. Browne
fined 50 for walking against a
red light. Fine suspended"
Tuesday a group Of ~jokesmiths
we're discussing the matter be-
fore the judge. why. ynu can't
try yourself-that's Illegal the
Judge was told.
BY George that's right" the
Judge said. He then got out the
book and wrote across the entry
Illegal"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-11-20

ed In. rushed 70 the seconl f-7or,
returning shortly with Ratliff. who
made no outcry although he had
fought when the mob leaders en-
tered his cell.
Old residents he said Ratlnfs
lvnchinR was the first IN this coun-
IN since 1894. when two men were
hanged on Coyote peak. near Ris-
inr Star. One was a notorious
horse thief while the second, ~
later developed, was an innocent
youth.
public sentiment. which y.ster-
day criticized Ratliff because of
MI attack on the Iailer, today was
lust as critical OK the lyncEr-s.
Mary demanded Investigation and
prosecution. District Judge George
L. Davenport was expected to call
a special grand jury session while
joseph Jones, county attorney ana
brother or Tom Jones, said he
would prosecute vigorously should
indictments be returned.