The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1929-10-04
IS We See 1t
NV Tom O'FIaherty

wo rise TO announce that the
.ociaI civil war threatened i'm
Washington over the arrival OIL
pomsay Macdonald, His British
Maiesty's premier, has been avert
u Mrs. Dolly Curtiss Gam,
s;stpr of Charley Curtis, the
SnobIe red man," waived her right
70 social precedence at the state
dinner to be rendered the distin-
guished Presbyterian Oci a lis t
SUest The seat of honor will be
ecrupied BY Lady Isabella How
ard wife of the British ambas-
sador. who will have her choice of
tbe white meat while poor Dolly
Cam will be lucky if she gets the
nickings of the wishbOne. Speak
ing for the great common people
Of this country, as we always do
when given have a chance, we say
that this settlement of the dam
gerOus problem puts in the shade
fbe peace accomplishments of the
League of Nations to date and is
further proof that we are a peace
bying, Iaw-abiding, scOfflaw-hat-
ng people. And we wish to con-
gratulate Mr.. ? Gam (there
must be such a persOn). He may
have the pleasure of dining with
his wife at a state function for
once at least. That is, provided
he is invited.
Accidents happen even a. the
best of parties. General John ].
Pershing, who went thru the
World War without having
wounded a single German, acci-
dentaIly shot and wounded a New
York supreme court Judge while
hunting grouse on the estate of
Mr.. Barney Baruch, the s'Dck
gambler. The story was told Ov-
er the radiO by an ex-dramatic
critic who was given the air by
the New York World. Barney Ba-
ruch denied the tale, saying he
didn't notice a scratch on the
judges face. Perhaps the general
shot His Honor somewhere else.
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While on he subject of liquor,
DR.. James DOran, PrOhib. Com
missioner, declares that the dry
law is a success, that the rumbl-
ing noise we hear, comes from the
noisy minority who in the damp
old days used to sneak through
the back doors of the saloon to
get their nip. This is no. a plaus-
ible explanation. 1t occurs to us
that people experienced in the art
of sneaking are better qualified
to reach the fountain of cheer in
this "hist" era han the millions
who brazenly walked in the front
door and ordered their drinks like
gentlemen in the days when booze
was respectable. But a fellow
must live and PrOhib MOgIl Dor.
an is as much entitled to his feed
as the bOOtlegger..
r. *%
It's quite long time since we
had anything good, bad or indif-
terent to say about "FOur Square"
Aimee Mcpherson who needs no
introduction. 1t seems she has
been building spiritual light
houses throughout the country.
Ihls is great and remnuerative
work and if souls mus be kid
aaped from the devil who, we ask
Is better qualified thru expert
ence at the receiving end than
tne pulcritudinOus Aimee7 But
Aimee, like the phiIanderer who
was wa caught flirting with the
frenchman's wife, almost went
100 far, when her expense account
.Or beauty treatments, while spir-
Hually identifying Detroit, went
up hlgher than MOhammed when
n ne Jumped to heaven from the
lemple of Solomon. When a rev.
eiend with the significant name
CI Mccullough saw her cheat
saeet ne mOurnfully expressed
%mself thusly: 81 am afraid some
OI the members did not like the
SIZE OF Mrs. McPhersOn's expense
sCcount. The items for the beau
treatments were not popular"
spoken like a Mccullough. P. S.
seven Michigan lighthouses have
u ueclOed not to shed their guiding
rays along the devious path by
NJ TmSh Aimee hopes to lead her
,lOSk to heaven with clean souls
ana cleaner pockets.
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.. Inc murder charge against
t! t.uileen strike leaders in Cas-
'Tnla' North Carolina, North Car
Sllha' S,' held in connection with the
~ vi chief of police AlderhOlt
nav" nave been reduced to second de-
gree. stee murder. This change of
om.s:'egy ou.: on the part of the prose-
&c 'lpn ~ does not signify a change
ToSsaart' II Geart' They are the same
ttulGTSI!et,hlrsty tuTI! crew that have es-
ssSOnshed sooi a reign of terror in Gas
al ,S' !; that has so far accomplish
AZ ~ 'ne murder of Ella Wiggins.
limo S mother of five children. the
IoSapping and lashing of several
of l%Oes u leaders and the destruction
~ .ae W premises and other proper-
ey. u ~ the National Textile Work
Gon Vnlon, u the militant organiza-
bn un Una mat is leading the strike of
and butter. "'Ore Oreao
va. POPULAR li opinion, which at first
bsa.,unf as unfavOrable to the strikers
var5; %1se OF general Ignorance re-
sSa sFSardIng N the terrible Conditions Tn n
sT sre GastOnia textile mills and S tha 10