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The Washington times., 1929-10-15

cold to the first overtures Of the
buyer. The two will stand and
haggle for hours on end, it seems,
and still fail to reach a price
satisfactory to both.
But after these arguments have
been closed and reopened and
again closed and reopened. the
two will reach a near agreement.
Then, to prove his contentious
of the superior merits of his
cheese. the farmer will plug one
of them. submit the sample to his
buyer, and the deal will be closed.
The classic mark of a closed deal
is striking hands" When this
is done, all bargaining is over
the deal is closed
One of the most Colorful parts
of the whole proceeding is at
the end when the porters come
to carry away the cheese. These
men, in white suits and broad
brimmed hats, are elected to their
positions by their fellow citizens.
And their term of office is life.
Although it is hard task to
carry huge loads Of cheese from
boat to the market, to the scales
and back to the boats, the porter
is a highly respected individual
in Alkmaar.
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
LISTEN WORLD!
Giue the Kids a Hand
By Elsie Robinson

SURE THAT IF OTHER PEOPLE
HAD BELIEVED IN ME- AS
MUCH AS | BELIEVED IN MY
SELF THAT DAY WOULD
HAVE COME MUCH SOONER.
l often think of that when l
hear people Criticizing the young
sters of today. l see myself so
clearly mirrored in these young
sters. l see all my Stiffness and
laZiness and Cowardice AMI selfish
ness and smartness-
| see how these qualities irri-
tate older people. But, remem-
hering back, | recall how those
same qualities in myself trtitated
and discouraged me, And l know
that these youngsters. in spite OF
their braggadocia. ARE lRRlTA-
TED AND DISCOURAGED WITH
THEMSELVES. JUST AS I WAS.
| feel the confusion that lies
behind their hard, young smart
ness-the dreams that waVer be-
hind their derision-
AND l KNOW THAT THESE
YOUNG PEOPLE. IN THE FACE
or THEIR OWN FURY AND
FALTERING, STILL BELIEVE
IN THEMSELVES AND
THAT FAITH IS JUSTIFIED.
For every human that was ever
worth shuCks went through just
what they are going through.
Look, as l said before, what hap
pened to me. If there ever was a
homeless mess l was it, and yet
I'm drawing regular wages today.
MIGOSH, If l. FE COULD
MAKE A RESPECTABLE ClTI.
ZEN OUT OF ME- THEN ANY.
ONE HAS A CHANCE. AND
I'M ALL FOR GIVING THE
KIDS A HAND
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
THE MARRY
GO-ROUND
.Bv Helen Rowland
We MOderns

We MOderns
TURNING a IL o'clock lover
i into a o'clock husband is
the greatest sleight-of feat
of a woman's life.
That glow of self-righteous
pride which a man feels when he
occasionally wipes the dishes on
the maids day out, usually lasts
as long as the average perman'
ent wave.
So far, man seems to have in
vented about everything the hui
man heart can desire-except
drink that will quench the thirst
as we'll as plain water, and
something that will satisfy a
woman's soul as we'll as love.
Woman's versatility: To be able
to run a car with one hand,
powder her nose with the other
and take in the new fall ensemble
which the woman in the other
car is wearing-all at the same
time.
1t may annoy a man to lose
his hat; it may worry him to
lose his wallet; it may distress
him to lose his wife, but nothing
so completely beWilders and para
lyZes him as to lose his key-ring.
The modern bachelor appears
to be going through life with his
hand on his pulse-daring any
woman to make him register a
thrill
Many girl misses her chance
to make good at big career,
because while opportunity is
knocking at the door she Is
listening to the voice Of love at
the window.
The wise lovers philosophy:
THE longest way round is the
SUREST way-to a woman. Take
your sentimental snort cuts COM
ing BACK"
A woman can forgive a man
for almost anything except that
air of patience" with which he
listens to her perfectly justifiable
impeachment after one of his de-
tours from the straight and mar
row.
In these days of progressive
matrimony, it's a wise woman
who can keep her wedding an
niversaries all Strengthened out in
her mind.
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Hearst Papers Advocate:

l. An agreement of Enghsh-speak5m9 peoples to pre-
peace among themselves and to promote the
peace of the avorld
2 Proportional representation IN the United States
Senate, no State to haze less than tao Senators.
Legislation to enforce prompt constitutional reap
portionment in the House of Representatives.
3. A separate Department of the Army, of the Macy
of National Defense.
a. Federal action to the limit of Federal poOers to
abolish i6terGcy in the United States under Secre
tGry of Education.
5. Election of Congress In November Installation on
the first of January foIoUing Inauguration of the
President first of January meet after November
election.
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DR.. Louis e. Bisch-

MATING is really a problem.
H That is. thousands of persons
begin to worry as to how to eat,
when to eat it and what to eat.
This is because all Of us are very
careless as to the how, the when
and the what while we are young
and vigorous and with such hearty
appetites that we seem TO be able
to digest nails.
But the time comes almost in
everyone's life when the stomach
begins to give trouble. Then we
begin to think for the first time
about foods, their value. digestion
and all the rest.
We should, however. think OF
these matters before trouble actu-
ally starts. We should not begin
to fret and think about every
mouthful we eat, but we ought to
acquaint ourselves in general with
the various general kinds OF food,
what they are supposed to do for
us and what our stomach and in
testines are supposed to do to
them.
In the stomach many secretlons
mix with the food and change it.
Among these are the gastric juices.
Diluted hydrochloric acid plays an
important role here.
Later the food passes into the
small intestine, where intestinal
Juices, the secretions from the
pancreas and bile digest it still fur
Their.
AS the food finally passes along
and through the numerous coils of
the small intestines- "a feet of
them-those portions of the food
which are in a proper chemical
state are absorbed through the
walls of the intestine and pass into
the lymph vessels and blood
stream.
Finally the food-or rather what
is left of it-reaches the large in
testine and colon and is elimi-
mated.
How to eat may be answered
quite simply.
Chew the food well, don't hurry,
never leave the table feeling
stuffed" avoid too much liquid
intake like water. don't read the
newspaper or indulge in converse,
ton which is too thought-provok-
ing or worrisome.
The answer as to when to eat
is simpler still.
Eat regularly three times a day,
always at approximately the same
hour, and do not eat between
meals.
What to eat is not always SO
easy to determine.
Eat a variety and eat what your
appetite seems to crave. These
are safe and sane rules to follow
When the stomach begins to
cause trouble do not Immediately
jump to the conclusion that this or
that particular food is to blame.
Think Il the way you eat and
the condition of your nerves.
Don't go on a diet unless it is
absolutely necessary and Their
only upon the advice of your ply
sician. 1t is easy to become
scared" of food and soon to live
practically on only the proverbia
bread and water"
Man, digestive disturbances are
mental anyway. Think Of stom
ach disorders az symptoms. Fine
the cause and remove them.
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
GETTING GOLD BY DRY BLOWING"

washed in water the gold remaining.
All over the world SEEK and have sought for gold
Far back before history began searched for the
precious metal.
gold rush carries not merely Adventures out OF
work those that would find they would but stay
where they
The mere word Cold fires the imagination and stimu
late cupdities.
Primitive savages look for gold in streams and Uncle Sam
stores it away billions of dollars worth and makes the
basis financial and industrial operations amounting to hun
dreds of billions.
gold hunt rush, fight and kill each other Their
time and they co. LEAVING the gold behind knowing
too late that it amounts to little
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
so Billions Lot of Money
But War Would Cost More.

CENAToR CAPPER of Kansas in his "Capper's Weekly
says that since the country started and preparing for
war have cost more than fifty billions.
That Is great deal of money But FAILURE to prepare
for might cost the country fifty billions in half year
and beating into the bargain That would be than
spending fifty billions in 1853 years.
The French know what it to be prepared they
in 1914 and NOT to be prepared they when
Bismarck beat them in 1870
They listen patiently all sentimental talk about per-
petual peace But the time they defense
system for their northern and frontiers that will take
five years of constant cost two billion five million
francs, about 100000000 of our dollars
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
WISE SAYINGS

The greatest and most beautiful
example of intellect is when it is
effective in the well-ordering of
cities and of private dwellings,
and which is given the name of
judgment and justice. Plato.
When the man to whom you
speak does not understand and
when the man who speaks does
not understand himself that is
metaphysics. -Voltaire.
To be content with moderate
fortune is the best proof of phi.
losophy. -Droz.
The sincere alone can recognize
sincerity. Carlyle.
The present is the living sum-
total of the past. Carlyle.
Constant practice often excels
even talent, Cicero.
Custom is the best interpreter
of the laws. Coke.
The Washington times., 1929-10-15

NOWADAYS people say I'm a
~ fine woman. They say I'm
sensible, industrious. honest and
kind.
BUT THEY DIDN'T ALWAYS
SAY IT.
TINE WAS WHEN THEY
SAID | WAS A PERFECT SAP.
Along back in my teens, people
used to be mighty sorry for my
mother and dad. They said they
didn't see how two such fine people
could have such a worthless brat.
They said fihhed. Which l did.
They said | was almost too lazy to
breathe. Which | was. They said
! didn't have an ounce of respect
in me-that / was impudent and
scattered-brained and selfish and
silly. All of which was true.
AND YET ALL THE TIME I
ALSO KNEW l WAS A GOOD
GUY!
Actually, | didn't like myself
any better than they liked me
l was all tangled up with myself
i mortified and double-crossed
myself constantly. And yet ]
knew that behind all this turmoil
and confusion THERE WAS A
REALLY WORTHWHILE ME-.
And although / disliked myself
and often despaired of myself, l
REALLY BELIEVED IN MY
SELF.
! was sure that the time would
come when l wouldn't fib or raise
Cain, when | wouldn't he lazy and
silly and awkward and impndent-
WHEI' I'D BE THE REALLY
FINE PERSON I KNEW l WAS
MEANT TO BE.
1t came because, in spite of
countless falsities and failures,
| believed in myself. AND l AM
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
Ships Without Crews
For Air and W alter.

LIEUTENANT AL WILLIAMS the fastest fier in the Navy
- produces arplane flying according to ORDERS with
pilot on board, controlled by radio
batleshp controlling power and ruddr by radio operated
from distant destroyer, not man the batteship.
few hundred airpanes controlled by radio going 46
miles hour loaded with INT controlled the will of
radio operator safe the ground might make it interesting
for an invading airplane surface fleet
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
DO YOU KNOW THAT

Sound travels through hot sum-
mer air at 1855 feet a second;
through dry, zero air at from ! ,o3S
to 1850 feet a second.
Monkey gland operations are
barred in England.
The Washington times., 1929-10-15

The Toonkunst Society of Am
sterdam will celebrate it's one-hun-
dreth anniversary next year b.
giving series of concerts.
Harems no longer exist in
Egypt.
The Washington times., 1929-10-15
"Gold, Gold, Yellow, Cold"
Men Search, Fight and Die For 1t.

This p i C t u r e
shows an Austria |
liam extracting
z o ! d from the
earth. Unlike the
e a r ly American
gold seekers in
California, W h o
washed" tn e ir
gold in running
streams, this gold
hunter fills his
pan with earth,
sand, and gravel,
and pours it slow
ly out into an
other pan. The
wind blows away
the dust. The
heavy particles of
gold, if any, fall
straight into the
pan.
After this pro-
C e s s the man
blows with all his
might and main
on the contents of
the pan. Other
things are blown
to one side, the
gold, of greater
weight, remains.
In some parts
of Australia the
process is called
dollying" for
gold. Gold bear
ing rock is
crushed by hand
power to a fine
po W d err, then
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-09-11

sealed bids for the construction 81
ssrom : point 100 feet Merit. from ths
il sever Improvement District Mum.
Der Twenty, City Of Bismarck. North
Dakota. Will Be. received BY the Board
Of CITY. Commlssloners Of said city
s sns1l iis!SIss.s f Pisassl .ssa !; ~ s;,%.e eiiRs:Isss
are On Tile n the office Of the City
1 RE Following approximate guam
titiss are given for the guidance q
SIS y; linear fsst Of eight inch sewer
! nssa as:ii
g cash payment for ~ work - -
Work shalt be commenced On or
before October lat. 1879, and com.
pleted not later than October 10th.
Each bidder shah state ii his btd
the rate u interest the warrants shall
$50 g. Snet , s~.cs,ding = fil Per
e is' sssm enc i sset sRs 1o * =" 8 pc
Aach ~ mn.t e sccompanie4 "
kH!ndrsd Dollars (lte0.eel, ne1s pay
ff sss ss sn g G sSs be q 81 ci ttss con::
s1lcs se "a; - : ss:ssntsse ~! test &c
ena execute 9 contract Tor the pr.
slso . e : ~. Eees 81 ~
bend n = snM eenaI = ~ gu
sssS. Se.pllls1 Lsws q HorsS b.
HE Beard Of city cemmissiener,
7. s|s;i Y 4 S|s9 fs5I!;s..
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7 North Dakotans
Win Rifle Prizes
Norman Mcksndry, Mandan,
and Clarence Burgess. Devils
Lake, at Camp Perry

TWO North Dakota youths are VIM
ming laurels at the National Rifle
Matches being conducted at Camp
Perry. q.
They are Norman Mickey" Nc
Kendry, Mandan, representing Fort
Lincoln's Citizens Military Training
camp, ana Clarence NJ. Burgess.
Devils Lake. . member Of the Univer-
sity Of North Dakota Reserve OFFICERS
Training Corps rifle team.
McKendry. competing with 5000
other youngsters from oil parts Of the
United States. has entered two
matches and in each came only one
point from the prize winning group.
The first Of these wa the Navy watch
match. In which contestants fired .
shots. standing, 1t : 200-yard range.
re 0kher was the Wright Memorial
match. Contestants fired IS shots
from prone position ct > target 900
yards distant.
This record makes Mickey" eligible
Tor al contests In the next week and
gives him . membership In the Ma
tional Rifle Association Of America.
Burgess has competed In some Of
IL most important ana difficult
events IN competition with older and
more experienced marksmen.
n the Presidents match. thu
classic az the individual events. he
scored l35 Of . possible 80 Ia compe-
fttion With 1872 others. The prt1G
vaS : 1etter from President Hoover
Burgess also fiuished well among thu
loadors Ia the Rapid Fire champion.
hip match. IN which he made q q
y Possible l00.
III Nodak receivGi . share q TIL
11l0Hroo prixe money which r being
~x1onted = competitors n tn
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KANSAS CITY FAILS TO SCORE
IN DOUBLE BILL AT MILL CITY
Benton and Morgan, Min
neapoIis Hurlers, Give s
Hits in rs Frames
LYNN NELSON IS DEFEATED
Louisville Puts New Complexion
on Fourth Place Race BY
Winning Pair
n W1II.IAM 4. WEEkES

Chicago, sept. H. @ - Kansas
City's league leading Blues today were
headed for home. slightly punch.
drunk from happenings In Minneapo-
lis yesterday.
Dutch Zwilling's club looked Ike
anything but potential champions IN
both ends Of q ~doubleheader IN the
Millers' field yesterday, and finished
the day With . total Of no runs ana
SIX hits. al Of them singles. Tine
double disaster also reduced their lead
TO 10 games over st. Paul.
In the opener Old Rube Benton
southpawed his way 70 . I to o TIL
umph, In which he restricted Kansas
City to two singles. A four-hit pitch
Ing exhibition by Morgan In the Sec
ond game resulted in . Z to 0 Miller
victory. Benton was given > brave
battle by Lynn Nelson, who permitted
only four hits. two Of which, however.
were home runs BY Emmer and Voter.
Louisville put . new complexion on
the tussle for fourth place BY trounc-
ing Columbus twice and assuming the
money berth by the margin Of half
q game. Guy williams kept II Sen
ator hits well spaced In the opener
and gained . . to I decision. ana
Brown triumphed over Miller IN the
twilight contest, 5 to 4 In II innings.
The hitting Of Elmer Smith. who
peeled off three home runs and a
brace Of doubles, contributed heavily
to the Colonies success.
81. Paul moved up . game BY split
ting . doubleheader with Milwaukee.
The Saints dropped the initial tile
Z to 5 when the Brewers rallied for
three runs In the ninth. but anne
back 70 fashion . 8 to I victory IN
the second contest.
indianapolis defeated Toledo BY 9
TO 5 In the series final. but slipped
back to fifth position when Louis
VILE scored It's double triumph.
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OF NATIONAL
HONOR This SEASON
HITS CRAFTY COACH
Material Is Regarded as Excep-
tional, Despite the Loss Of
Six 1928 Veterans
BACKFlELD MEN ARE STRONG
Chicago Arbiter on Superior
Bench commutes to the
Games Every Saturday
~ EDWARD !. NEIL

Pittsburgh. Sept. ll.-(R-"Wally"
Steffen-Judge Walter p. Steffen II
you happen to meet him on the SUI
perior court bench In Chicago-is
back for his seventh straight vaca-
ton. this time with the dream Of q
national champion In his eyes as he
picks up again the coaching burdens
Of Carnegie Techs big football team.
For Is years 6teffen, once . great
quarterback at Chicago under "0ld
Man" Stag, has struggled nightly to
push the TARTAN plaid to the top Of
the nations football heap. For seven
years he has sacrificed his vacations
to hustle back to Pittsburgh for the
training season. Each playing Sat-
urday he commutes to the games
from Chicago, leaving instructions
with his assistant coaches for the
following weeks drills but not until
two years ago did the gridiron gods
on his efforts.
Tech always had good teams but
never title contenders. Then along
came Notre Dame, riding the high
wave, to battle the ScotAmen In q
game they considered tough but not
too tough. Carnegie tipped them over.
Then Carnegie walloped the well-pre-
pared Rockne men again last fall.
along with Georgetown, Pittsburgh,
and Washington and jefferson.
Only the Jaggernaut Of New York
university, on the greatest day Of its
season, crushed down the TARTAN
plaid.
Despite the graduation of Howard
Harpster, q great quarterback, and
two halfbacks. Lett1elter and Moor
head. Steffen has two sets OF husky
ball toters. Bull. Karcis, 220-poupd
crusher Is the spark plug ct fullback
with Dutch" Eyth and ThAyer Ean-
agan at the halves and Harry Nc
Curdy, sophomore, ct quarter. The
requirements are strong.
The lire has lost an end, center,
and guard, leaving the major problem
In the middle Of the line.
The big thrill Of the season takes
Carnegie to Los Angeles for IA inter
sectional duel December Il with
Southern California after the return
game with New York u IN the Yankee
stadium Nov. %.
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Reading from left to right the play
ers are: tRear row. Otto 0perling.
second base: Adolph Hauff. right
field: Ernest 0ackle. left field: Ted
Kries. catcher: Harold Hildebrand.
third base: (front row) Ed Hide
brand. center field: Philip Young,
pitcher: Raymond Riese, mascot:
william Wolff. manager and first
base; and Gustav lIildebrand, short
stop.
The teams batting and fielding
averages were .20S and .o23 respec.
lively. II. Hlldebrand lead the batting
array with m average Of .37S. Sper.
ling and q. Hildebrand each accepted
IS assists In the II games. the former
having n putouts and the latter 10.
Dul Wolff. With q putouts, lead In
that department. Sporting. q. Hide.
brand. and Wolff completed eight
double plays during the reason and
Kries. with never thefts. lead the
base stealers. Ernest oackle led
the outfielders with nine putouts and
only one error In nine contests while
Ed Hildebrand made 10 putouts and
three errors and A. Hauff had seven
putouts and one error. Young won
eight and lost three games. He had
81 strikeouts In % innings. Sporting
captained the nine.
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connie MACK CLUB
now NEEDS ONLY S
VICTORIES FOR WIN.
Athletic Win Over Cleveland and
Cancellation Of Second
Game Help in Race
BABE RUTH SMACKS PAIR
Jack Russell Achieves Unenvi-
able Distinction Of Losing
Two Games in Day
BY WILLIAM J. CHAPMAN

V0SSOOB0OG A8OSO SRWoS0
AS the Cubs marked time through
IN open date in the schedule yester-
day, the Athletics rushed several
strides nearer a pennant already
theirs to all intents and purposes.
A Philadelphia victory over Cleve-
land In the first part OF q double
header. the permanent removal OF n
second game from the schedule be-
.ause OF rain, and an even break for
the Yankees against Detroit, all COM
oined to reduce the needs OF n
Mackmen from nine victories TO SIX.
George Earnshaw sought his tWen-
t--first victory In the opener AZ
Philadelphia yesterday. but discovered
tough opponents in Young Wesley
Terrell and certain Indians. Jimmy
Foxx gave the AS the margin OF 3
TO 2 In the first round by larruping
one OF Master Ferrell's offerings over
the top OF the left field seats for his
thirty-second homer and his third
over the difficult pavilion target TINS
season. The Indians threatened Mr.
Earnshaw often, but failed to corne:
him until the seventh. when he wa
sent Keeling from the mound unoe.
the weight OF three runs.
The Macks themselves rallied In n
eighth for q pair to tie and pusneo
the winner home in the ninth. at pre-.
cisely the right moment to give Edwin
Americas Rommel credit for the $
TO S victory. Averill and Hodapp MT
homers for the Indians.
Babe Ruth celebrated with MS
forty-third and forty-fourth nomc
rms In New York. The second OF these
blows. delivered with two YankS
aboard in the ninth round OF the
niRhtcap, sent the ex-champions into
s tie and paved the way for them 70
null out the decision by 10 70 y >
moment later. The Tigers had won
ne opener BY 8 to 4 through the sys-
tematic torture Of Herb Pennock ana
Gordon Rhodes in the early rounoS
Jack Russell achieved the unenvi-
able distinction OF losing two games
IA n day ct Boston. The Browns
knocked him from the box IN less
than IN inning Of the opener. which
fhey won By 6 to l, and the Red Box
booted home an unearned run IN the
first round Of the second game wnen
"a tried 70 make q comeback. The
browns took this one by ! to Q.
The Washington Chicago game VA
prevented by rain. It Will Be impoe-
sihle to play off the postponement
The National leagues abbreviated
program was featured by the game at
Enrhes field. Watson Clark and jess
Petty engaged In q keen pitching duel
for seven rounds, only to permit the
contest to 60 completely on the loose
ia the last two innings. The Firases
pulled out the decision BY Z % 9 wnen
Paul Waner drove In two runs with q
triple In the ninth.
The Reds defeated the Giants oy
7 "a 5 ct Cincinnati. The rest had an
onen date.
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lw JUDGE WALLY STEFFEN SET FOR 9TH CAMPAIGN AT CARNEGIE
Helen Hicks Again
Scores q Record Is
In Women's Meet
Tourney Reduced TO Problem Of
How Large Her Final
Margin VIII BE

Chicago. Sept. 1l.-lR-The y hole
medal play derby event Of the WON
ems Western Golf association has
been reduced to . problem OF how
much Of . lead Miss Helen Hicks. In
wood, L. l., will accumulate In the
final 80 holes.
Duplicating her par wreckins per-
Torrance Of Monday. Nliss hicks
slugegd her way over the Hoosmoor
Country club course yesterday for an
other card Of %, two under par. Her
two spectacular rounds gave her d
total score Of l60 for 50 holes and q
lead Of 10 strokes over Mrs. Lee lfida
Of Chicago, who had Z total Of l66.
Maureen Circuit, New York star
was third with III, and Mrs. Austin
Pardue, Hibbtng, Mimi, and Mrs.
Melvin Jones. Chicago. were tied for
fourth Ut ia.