The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1929-11-06

Institutes, SIX gymnaSlumS and numerous
manufacturers of health food and antiseptics. He
had forgotten to look for train at grade crossing"
Kansas City Star.
At least responsibility has been put where it be-
longs. Down at Jacksonville, Florida the superinten-
dent of schools said that girls could come to school
in bareback dresses, without hose, or knickers IF
their parents let them-that the responsibility for
giving girls of decency the duty of parents
and not part of his work. cts up to the mothers
said this wise man. eff they think their daughters
look attractive that way, then they to school,
Sounds like sense to us.
There is attack earth that so irrattes us as
the attack of the "hgh-powered salesman" the Give
wire who sell farm mortgage to plaster saint"
We hate high pressure of any sort-especally when it
is applied to mental processes by smoke-smel-
ing blatant, sauve, individual wearing checked suit,
cheeky grin and yellow shoes. Of all the people
who can't sell anything, no matter how badly we
may want it, that dude takes the lead.
slim slip of woman, gray, elderly and plain,
from France the other day and all the great
scientists of the United States guratively bent the
knee before her. She is Madame Currie of the
greatest of her generation-and the least con-
women like her and needs many willing to give
the sef-forgetfu, intelligent and brave service she
has given
If you want to read gripping tale of Minnesota
and her iron mines read "Seven Iron Men," the story
of the Merritt family which "made" the Mesaba
Range and got nothing out of it. It's more than
good story about home folks. It's food for contempa
ton about the suffering of pioneers in any great
ment and of the outrages money perpetrate
against the need of money.
Listen to this-said by an Englishman at that
One Lionel Lcgue London specialist in speech defects,
makes this statement to which we respectfully call
the attention of all readers. "Women stammer
less than men, DR.. Logue, because unlike men,
they not interested in hearing themselves talk"
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Be glad you just ordinary human being.
If you were parsonage you might be mentioned
among the hundred and candidates being suggest
ed for Minnesota's next governor. And almost any
thing is pleasanter than that to all but out of
men who will be named.
It's hard to have the children live up to your
IDEALS and is difficult to live up to theirs
after they have acquired them That's what makes
this job of being parent interesting and exciting
also endless.
has been settled. Down in Kansas City they use it
to fight neighborhood wars with Must be just about
as effective as tear gas other smellables.
When Willie doesn't do we'll in school did you
stop to consider that it is possibly because fig
trees always produce figs? thought along that
line may make you more patient with the child.
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Babies in Newark wearing bibs inscribed, 81
don't want to be ill. Please don't kiss me-" When
they grow up they can safely leave the bibs fin
most
The bootblack of the past has given way to the
bootlegger of the present the streets of New
York. And New Yorks calls that prosperity-with
capital P!
A columnist gives this advice to girls; "The cas-
lest way to keep from being nsulted in a is to
the head from side to side when asked to climb
in"
The recent rise and decline in the price of stocks
reminds one that there is one nice thing about the
stock market 1t doesn't take long to get skinned
there.
The Carnegie investigators made the startling
discovery that of the colleges have been looking
for students who can play football And failed to find
them.
We've often wondered what would happen if the
hostess should just once wait to which fork the
guest would select There's pretty problem for you.
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"Mrs. Woodrow Wilson Rides Donkey in China
says headline What else would you expect sincere
Democrat woman to ride?
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Now they infusing young blood into old veins,
but doubt that they will succeed in nfusing old
brains into young heads
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