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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-27

HOUSES AND FLATS
FOR SALE-First class boarding
house business. furniture and
equipment, including piano, radio,
gas water heater, laundry, electric
range and washer. Write Tribune.
care of Ad. No. 81.
FOR RENT OR FOR SALE-Brand
new six room house on Mandan
street. Oak floors, hot water heat,
including a new electric stove.
Inquire j. j. Rue, I'll Ave. A. Phone
1256-W.
FOR SALE-Three lots with bunga-
low. five rooms and bath in fastest
growing section of Bismarck. Will
take automobile part payment. Adj
dress Box 35. Bismarck. N. D.
FOR RENT-Seven room all modern
furnished house, good location.
Reasonable rent. Phone 233 or
862-R.
FOR RENTING room furnished
house. Possession June 4. Phone
440-R or ll9 w. Thayer.
FOR RENT-Three room partly mod
ern house $500 per month. close
in. Phone 129-W.
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HOUSES AND A

BARGAINS IN used furniture. Ken
nelly Furniture Co. Mandan. N. y
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-05-27

LOST-Brindle bulldog. Has one
large and one small white spot on
neck: bobbed tail. Wears q harness.
Liberal reward. Notify 523 Second
street.
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CHICAGO GRAIN TABLE

Open High Low Close
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17

will CLEAN brightly
during the RadioKeih
the night at $50
oc will be ceremonies.
stations of the
o'clock will
Quter
ford Orenta! air from Rimsky
LIE distinction
Felde and orchestra
will through the NBC
night at $50 o'clock.
Wteman hour broadcast the WFBM
station Angeles
will Mary Margaret Owens
arrangement of from Show Boat"
comprise the
Slunb Ludwig ensemble will
Tuesday at 10 o'clock
presented the Column
Tuesday at $3.50 o'clock it will mark
the air. The presentations
department broadcast Clark will the
will broadcast through the NBC
system Kemp and his orchestra Tuesday night at IL o'clock
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Fishing the Air

Five numbers by Richard Rodgers selected from musical
comedies rejecting the this
direction
the
system Tuesday
of
system al Tuesday evening
o
tenn Tuesday a
Always All I'm
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MR.. LORIN MILLER


Highly as this medicine Is recon-
mended by the many thousands who
have used it; famous as Konjola
has become; those who put it to
the test for the first time almost in
variably express wonder and amaze
ment at the quick and thorough re-
suits they receive. So did Mr.. Lorin
Miller. 1923 West Norwood street, In
dianapolis, when he told the Kon-
jola Man a few days ago how this
new medicine quickly mastered his
ailments. But get all the facts
about this remarkable medicine
from the Konjola Man at the Hook
Dependable Drug Store, Illinois and
Washington streets, this city. Hear
how Konjola cleanSes and stimu-
lates the organs Of digestion and
elimination; how Konjola sweeps
from the system the accumulated
poisons and impurities. After all,
results are what count, and Koniola
can be counted upon for results.
Take, for instance, the expert
ence of Mr.. Miller, who said to the
Konjola Man a few days ago:
~ do not hesitate to recommend
Konjola, for / have used this medicine
and was amazed at the quick relief 1t
gave me. l never believed there could
be such a medicine for so many treat
ments and so-caIled remedies had dis
appointed me in my long search for
from rheumatism, indigestion and
constipation. No matter how light my
diet; no matter how simple the food
and how little / ate, gas formed, and
the pain was intense. Constipation
clogged my system with poisons and
impurities, and / was a ready victim
for rheumatism which conferred in all
my joints, particularly in my knees.
What ! suffered with this terrible all.
ment | cannot express ia words / was
when a friend suggested Konjola I had
not much hope that this or any other
remedy would help me.
"But ] needed relief badly, and de-
cided TO give KOnjola chance at any
rate. What a fine surprise was in store
for me! Right from the start OF the
treatment l began to feel better. Day
by day my appetite and digestion i'm
proved, and ! sure was happy when
l realized that. at last, / had found
the right medicine; the medicine
should have had in the first place.
Within about a month / was feeling
better than / ever expected TO feel
again, with those terrible rheumatic
pains conquered. / am gaining In
strength and vitality, now that / can
eat as a normal person should. Kon-
joIa proved itself 10 me, / am glad
to recommend medicine Of its merit"
Konjola contains no alcohol. no
nerve deadening drugs, nor heart-de-
pressing chemical 1t needs no such
Ingredients its seeming wonders to
perform.
The Ronjola Man Is at Hooks De-
pendable Drug Store, Illinois and
Washington streets. Indianapolis, where
he is meeting the public daily, intro
ducing and explaining the merits ct
this modern Observation-Disclosures
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WKBF (14OO) Indianapolis
DISTANT STATIONS
TUESDAY


Standardization plantation TO wABC
MIC system-songs of the season to
WEAF CKGW, KsD. wsAI. WV.
WGN l72OJ. Chicago-Floorwalker: Night
NBC system Goldman's Purol band to
VIZ KDKA WJR. KYw. wHAs. WRvA,
WIS c87Ol. chicago-Book shop; Angelus.
WMAQ (670). Chicago-U. Of Chicago lee
WTAM GO7O). Cleveland Musical program.
--7:30 p. M
cQ oily Romances to wABc.
wCCo tsiOl. Mlnneapolis-st. Paul-Ml-
1u leE,s old , time ORCHESTRA e. ... -,
unions program.
trio to WEAF. WGGY. Wis WV l'p''
N RDKa MRA5 5aR #sM D[ VIEW XIV WIZ
WMAQ (670). Chicago-Spanish music.
WTMJ (62O), Milwaukee Victorisns
3 P. M
Columbia-Old -Whiteman's orchestra
VIVID (83O. Mooseheart-studio orchestra
MIC ste EyaTe9dy hour e WE 5
WJR 750l, Detroit Manuel girls.
WIS t870l. Chicago-Concert orchestra;
MIC system-Muscal melodrarna to WIZ,
KDKA. KYW. WLW.
$3.50 P. NJ
WIZ, VIDAL, KDKA. WJR. KYW.
WMAQ (670l Chicago-Concert orchestra;
w TSR2ie d riG5.e Richmond-Drama Guild.
WSUN 5000, st. Petersburgh-Studio pro-
gram.
Columbia-Fada Salon hour to wABC.
wENR (87cl. Chicago-Concert orchestra.
NBC Systenl-Clicquot Eskimos orchestra
to WEAF. WGY. WWJ. WHAs. WsM.
NBC SyStem-Oilomaticc orchestra
to WIZ, KDKA, WGN WJR.
WTAM Q07o). Cleveland-Entertaine
$50 P. M
coIumbia-Night Club romance to wABc
wBBM ii77o). chicago-weem orchestra
WCCO (810l. Minneapolis-St. Paul-Cain'
orchestra.
WGY p WV WV. WsAi. KsD. WDAF WRVA
WHAS. WSM. WTAM.
WGN C72o), Chicago-Joe Be-Dor.
NR WJR syf KpRA WBAf Gf melody to WIZ
WMAO (670), Chicago--The Three Doctors
WPG ,d1OO) Atlantic City-Colton en-
Sem0le' -s:45 p. M
WBBM (770l, Chicago-Buck's orchestra
10 P. M
CKGw $500 1Toronto--Denny's orchestra
KNOX 10000. st. Louis-Entertainers
Columbia-osborne's orchestra wABC
VEAL (io6O). NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. en-
wBBM i77Ol. Chicago-organ; symphonic
wENR (870). Chicago-westphal orches
ira: variety
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JAPANESE AND
AMERICANS TO
DISCUSS NAvIES
Nipponese Delegation to
Exchange Ideas in Con-
ference Today.

BIZ United Press
WASHINGTON, Dec 17.-Japan
and the United States will exchange
naval ideas across a conference
table late today when Secretary
Stimson receives former Premier
Wakatsuki, Admiral Takarabe and
Ambassador Debuchi at the state
department.
Japan wants a 10 per cent ratio
in auxiliary vessels compared with
the so per cent ratio in capital
ships, accepted by Japan's delega-
ton to the Washington arms con-
ference.
The Japanese will not consent to
abolition of submarines. Rather,
they expect greatly to augment their
submarine strength and will be will
ing to forego an inspected number
of tons in other auxiliary classes to
obtain the Submersible tonnage con-
sidered ESSENTIAL to their needs.
The foregoing was outlined by
the Japanese at a press conference
here. On both issues, Wakatsuki
and Takarabe are likely to en-
counter American dissent. Today'S
meeting, however, was regarded as
being for the purpose of exchanging
views, and not to reach agreements
for presentation to the London con-
ference.
Ambassador Morrow, Senators
Reed and Robinson, Secretary of
Navy Adams of the American dele
cation to the London conference
will be here Wednesday, At the
state department, the United Press
was informed Reed and Robinson
probably would not be present when
the japanese arrive today.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
WOMAN IS INJURED
Walks Into Side of Taxi;
Hurt Seriously.

Walking into the side of a yell
low taxi, which she did not see be-
cause of her raised umbrella, Mrs.
Theodore Wagner, IS, of apartment
No. 50, Rink apartments, was seri-
ously injured at Illinois and Ohio
streets this morning.
She suffered a broken shoulder
and conclusion of the brain. Be-
cause of her age, her injuries are
considered serious at Methodist
hospital.
She is the mother of DR.. Herbert
Wagner, 1857 North Talbot street
Loney Streitenberger, 80 North
Hendricks place, was driving the
cab. Witnesses declared he was not
to blame and police made no ar
rests.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
old And new
COUNCILS HOLD
JOINT SESSION
Opinions of Retiring Men on
City Government Prof.
eCtS Given.

City councilmen-elect. who will
take Office Jan. 6, had before them
today a lengthy list of recommended
tons representing the conclusions
OF retiring councilmen after two
years in Office.
Views of the city fathers on meth
DDS of operating city government
we're read to the old and new city
councilmen Monday night by Earl
Buchanan, chairman of the COM
mittee designated to put the con-
clusions in writing.
recommendations included:
Study of the incomplete dehydration
plant. with the view Of inaugurating at
mechanical means for drying slSdge at
the city sanitation plant: study of street
lighting and water costs TO bring about
economy and equal distribution; study of
advisabiHtv of a new street lighting and
water contract to obtain lower rates;
sinking of city wells at golf courses and
in Riverside park to reduce water costs;
further study of the practice Of paying
police for absence because of illness; cur
tailment Of the issuance Of certificates Of
indebtedness for street improvements;
budgeting OF all special funds, including
track elevation. street resurfacing. gaso-
line tax fund and thoroughfare levies.
Annexation Of additional tracts sur
rounding the city; adjustment of all de-
partmental attorneys. assigning all duties
to the legal department for purpose Of
economy; discontinuance of the practice
Of paying employees from more than one
fund: purchase of coal for all departments
in one joint contract to obtain better
price; passage OF a new ordinance to reg
ulste prize-hghting. getting around pres
emit court restraining order. and erection
OF an adequate dog pound with q modern
system OF management.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
DR.. KLINE SPEAKS TO
CRIME COMMISSION
Insanity Pleas Topic of Discussion
at ClaypooI Meeting.

at ClaypoOI Meeting.
Insanity pleas do not get far in
Massachusetts, DR.. George M. Kline,
commissioner OF the Massachusetts
department of mental diseases, told
members of the state crime commits
sion at the Claypool Monday.
The commission held a meeting
in conjunction with the melNSal
health conference of the Indiana
Society for Mental Hygiene.
Another meeting of the commits
sion is expected to be held Jan. 25.
Representatives of various law en-
forcement groups will be invited and
a statewide campaign on ways and
means to suppress crime will be in
augurated.
DR.. Kline. a former resident of
FIT. Wayne, told the conference that
of 848 examined by his department
only forty-e eight were declared in
sane. In serious ofenses, such as
murder, the court clerk is charged
with securing disinterested mental
examiners and their findings are
accepted.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
HUGO DEGREES FORCING
G. o. P. County Chief viii Not Use
Pressure on Committeeman.

The practice of forcing the resig-
nation of precinct committeeman
without sufficient cause, as, it Is
charged, was practiced by Repub-
lican county chairmen in the past,
will not be followed by Martin M.
Hugg, Marion county chairman
Hugg made this declaration at the
meeting OF the Irvington Repub-
lican Club Monday night.
He declared it was his object to
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
Church Glass to Give Play

The Married Peoples class of
Tabernacle Presbyterian church will
give a Christmas play in the new
church auditorium Friday night.
Frank Trick is chairman of the
properties committee; Mrs. Dan
Miller of the costumes committee
and Mrs. Joseph Kuppery is direct
ing the play.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17

wGN C72ol. Chicago-Tomorrow's Trib.;
wCCo $40. Minneapolis-st. PauI-BridEe
MIC System-slumber music to WIZ.
wJR l750l. Notwithstanding
WMAQ (670) Chicago-Dan and Sylvia
WPG tlI0Ol. Atlantic City-Dance orehes-
ira.
wnA9 $50; Ohicago-cOnceFt orchestra;
a. 1880 p. M
KNOX uosol. ST. Louis-Mounds Club or
Columbia orchestra to wABo.
MIC SYSTEMS pitalny's music to wEAF.
WV. WOW. WRVA. .,..,
VIC" t5S. I N;sb1iiba SRSSaSO-''0IoAe''e ''
WHO do6 1000 Des Moines-Concert orches-
WIZ / t75o,. observation-disclosures orchestra.
WMA0. WDAF. WTMJ. KSTP.
wsM (65ol Nashville .,.
WTAM (1o70). Cleveland-Dance music
-1O:5O p. NJ
KYW qo2ol Chicago-Dance music;
WBBM (77ol Chicago-Weems opc crssstas
wsB t74ol Atlanta-ConceTt. 1t.
WTMJ (620l Milwaukee-Dance music
Ill P. M
CFCA (s4o) Toronto-weasel Night Club.
CNRV (l0301 NancOuVer-SIuulo plOslaAA
KNOX (i09O) ST. Iouis-Studio program
WABC 1861 New York-Lombardo's Can
wcco Cs1O Minneapolis-st. Paul-old
wR RgtF''1 $500 New York-Kemps orchestra.
WON (72Ol Chicago-Dresm Ship; dance
wM MAG 1910, chicago-Dsnoe music.
-11:I5 r. M
wBBM C77Op Chicago-Organ: whoopee
program.
wbAF (6lol Kansas City-varied pro-
gram.
Ill: 80 p. M
KSTP 146O) st. Paul-Organ.
WENR (870l Chicago-Comedy sketchs.
-1f:45 p. M
WDAF (610) Kansas City-Nighthawk
Frolic.
.-12 r. M
CNRV 5000 Acknowledgement.
KSTP (1460l, st. Paul--Midnight Club
KYW 1020D Chicago-Dance orchestras
az hours.
WBBM f770) Chicago-Dance orchestra.
WENR (870J Chcago-Air Vaudeville.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
BUCK AT CONFERENCE
Shortridge Principal Attends Board
Meeting in Chicago.

George Buck, Shortridge high
school principal, attended a meet
ing of board of review of the North
Central Association of High Schools
and Colleges at the Stevens hotel in
Chicago Monday.
The meeting was held for pur-
pose of considering cases of thirty
colleges designated for special re-
port by the committee on higher
learning.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
HIGH SPOTS or TUESDAY NIGHTS PROGRAM

600-Columba- Carbormdum band and Italian legend
7:OO-NBC (WJZ)-C1oldman's Purol band.
Columba-Backstone program-Julia Sanderson; Frank
730-NBC CWEAF9Libby programJacques Thbaud violnis
800-NBC CWEAF)-Eveready hour-Richard Crooks, tenor
Columba-Paul Whiteman and orchestra.
8:30-NBC CWJZ)-Dutch Masters MINISTRIES
-Columba-Fada orchestra
9:30-NBC CWEAF)-R. K vaudeville hour
Columba-Night Club
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17

Dried stomachs of hogs are soon
to vie with liver as the savior of
sufferers from pernicious anemia.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
WLW (700) Cincinnati
WEDNESDAY

A. NJ ...-
5:S0-Top O. the Mornin'.
6:30-Organ program.
7:00--Exercise program.
7:50-Morning devotion conducted by
Dad Kershner of Y. NJ. G. A.
300-CroSley Woman'S hour, with must
Gale cooking chat, poems, house
hold hints and instructive talks
900--OrpheuS trio.
a:30-LiYeStock reports.
9:40-Gilbert program.
9:45-Mary Hale Martin tNBC).
i0:00-ForecaSt cooking school (NBCl.
1890 Weather, river and market reports.
10:55-Time signals.
1i:00-Organ concert.
1l:30-Hotel Gibson orchestra.
II :50-Livestock report.
P. NJ.
12:00-National Farm and Home hour
tNBC).
12:45-ToWn and country.
1:00-Doodle Seekers.
1:30-Crosley players
2:00-Matinee players.
2:45-DonhallroSe trio.
3:l5-World Book Man.
3:30-Old friends and faces.
S:45-The Rhyme Reaper.
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WKBF (14OOl indianapolis

indianapolis BrOadcasting. Inc.)
WEDNESDAY
A. M.
7:o0-church Federation morning wor-
ship Rev. j. c. Black.
7:30-EaTly Birds Club.
7:45-Y. w. c. A. setting-up exercise.
S:00--Music Shop revue.
sc30-CreScent paper; Freed Radio frolic.
9:00-Josephine Aumann, organ recital.
9.25-WKBF Women's Club.
9:35--Hoosier Coffee college girls.
9:35-Studio Tidbits.
9:45-Standard Nut cooking chat.
9:55-Messenger"s Home message.
10:00-WKBF bookshelf.
1o:I5-"Taking Care of the Invalid Mrs.
Z. P. Clarke.
10:30-Stock markets.
10:35-IndianapoliS from the air
1900 Noon-Sue Carolyn'S piano spe-
cialties.
PM
12:t5-Music with your luncheon.
i.30-Stock markets.
1:35-"Sevings and How To Keep Them"
Mr.. F. H. Streightoff.
2:0o-On
3:45-Ho-Po-Ne Club.
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solidify the party. Vinson H. Mani
fold presided.
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Radio Dial Tze,iSters
WFBM (1230) Indianapolis
indianapolis Power and Light Company

WFBM (1230) Indianapolis
Indianapolis Power and Light Company
TUESDAY
5:0O-Bridge game
5:30-Dinner symphony (CBSl.
5:40-Better Business Bureau facts.
5:45-Santa Claus.
500 to s:oo-Silent by order Federal
Radio Commission.
S:oo-Old Gold-Paul whiteman hour
e:00-Fada Salon hour (CBSl.
9:30-Night Club Romance (CBSl.
10:00-Pennway Three.
i0:30-World book man.
i0:35-Paramount orchestra (CBSl,
l1:00-Longine' time by walks; weather.
u:0I--The Columnist.
lt:15-Atcp the Indiana roof.
WKBF (1400) Indianapolis
indianapolis BroadcastinE. Incl
TUESDAY
4:O0-Classical records.
4:l5-Santa Claus.
4:45-Nevs flashes.
5l5-Toyland comes to life.
5:30-Close of day music.
7:00-City marketeers.
7:30-Gray Gribben 6, Gray.
6:00-1ndiana Manufacturers Associa-
ton.
s:so-Tomlinson Hall boxing bouts.
l0:30-Lyric back stage hour.
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DISTANT STATIONS
WEDNESDAY

M
o0-NBC system (WJZl-The Man
hatters.
0o-NBC system (WJzl-Cooking school
to KDKA. WLW. WJR. WGN
15-NBC System (WEAFl Household
Institute.
0o-Columbia Observation-Disclosures Revue
NJ.
00-NBC System (CentraD Farm and
Home hour.
Columbia Network-Farm program.
30-NBC system fWEAFl Melody Three
to WTAM. WV.
WLW Cinciunati-"The Violin Max
or of Cremopa
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WLW (700) Cincinnati
TITFCDAY

WLW (700) Cincinnati
TUESDAY
P NJ
4:00-Five O'Clock Hawsians.
4.30-LiveStoCk reports.
4.40-Musicale.
4:50-Lucky Samho.
5:00-Henry Theis orchestra from the
Hotel Sinton.
S:30-Benrus time announcement.
5.30-Cincinnati Club orchestra.
5:59-Weather announcement.
6:00-Dixie Shoe StepperS.
6:l5-Tony's Scrap Book.
6:30-The SohioanS.
7:00-Werk Bubble Blowers.
7:30-Around the World With Libby
(NBC).
s:0o-Johnson & johnson program (NBC)
8:30--Nunn-B Bush Weldon program (Chi-
Cagol.
q:00-Armco band
l0:00-Benrus time announcement.
10:00-Chime reveries.
II .0o-Hotel Gibson orchestra.
11:30-Variety hour.
1900 Midnight-Henry Thies' orchestra.
12:3o-Benrus time announcement; sign Oh.
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Daylight Hits
WFBM (1230) Indianapolis
INDIANAPOLIS Power and Light Com panyb
WEDNESDAY

A. NJ.
7:OO-Pep Unlimited Club.
9:30-Nationa Radio Homemakers Club
(CBSl.
10:0o-Aunt Sammy hour.
1i:00-Hewes College Organ program.
1I:I5 to u 00-Silent.
12:0Q-Coumbia Farm Community net
work (CBS).
p M
l00-Farm topics.
l:l5-Patterns in Prints (CBS).
2:00-Columbia ensemble (CBSl.
2.30-For Your Information (CBSl.
=. 8 .nn-MnSical AlhIrn (CRSl
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-12-17
'KONJOLA ONLY
MEDICINE THAT
RELIEVED ME-"
Indianapolis Man Tells How Mod
ern Compound Gave Surprising
Results After Other Medi-
cines Had Failed.

A medicine of many delightful
surprises is Konjola, the modern
compound of 80 ingredients, which
has become the most talked of
medicine in the nation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-03-26
q MAN IN KNOCKERS Isl
A COfFoRrAHE LoOhHSI

whether he is bow
legged or knock -kneed establishes him
as an independent person.
Few are so perfectly proportional
that they can look heroic in plus-fours.
In probably no other city in America
Is there so much independence in the
matter OF wearing apparel as in Wash
lngton. In what other large city can
men walk through the business district
hatless, or even coatless, or in knicker-
bockers. without attracting diSagreeable
attention? A bank executive may go
TO his office in golf costume Saturday
morning without creating stampede
among his Office force, or even giggles
behind his back.
The first man who had the temerity
TO step out in golf toys was the Lind
bergh, Fulton. Columbus, Field and Edi-
son of his generation. The boys at
the club probably whispered that they
always thought he was peculiar and
now they were convinced of it. Per-
haps they did not chide him openly
about his attire. eve know man who
struck fellow rather smartly for COM
menting on the color of his SockS) At
any rate. men did not linger in acquir-
ing the once strengthening outfit,
until there is scarcely a man now who
If they wear them when painting the
old porch table.
It is an ancient theory if not a say
ing that you can never Judge a
golfer by the clothes he wears" The
verieSt duffer with the price in his
jeans can dress like a Bobby Jones
or Tommy Armour. On the clubhouse
ThpU fYlrf AZ ha
fore the fair members and be taken
for those who do the course in a
snappy 73. It is on the first tee, as
every golfer knows. that a golf cos
tune is milestone and a ball and
chain. The gallery usually expects so
much OF the wearer and sees so little.
No amateur speaker is ever so stricken
with stage fright as the dub who
ascends the first tee and addresses the
ball. He addresses it in silence. it is
true, but at the time he would rather
be playing tiddledy-winks with little
Oscar in the sheltering environs of his
own home.
Now watch carefully the next fellow
who tees up his ball. He wears bat
tered sort of hat, an old shirt and a
pair of pants that once belonged to a
street suit. His clothes do not create
a mental nazaro. All he has 10 think
about is to keep his eye on the ball and
follow through, which he usually does.
You will frequently find him among the
loW-handicap men in the club.
In our early naive days we bought
a very elegant golf costume. 1t was
en- rapport with the styles. Rather
swank, as matter of fact A new
caddy bag and dozen clubs glittering
with pristine beauty completed the out
fit. 1t was week day and few mem
bers were playing. On our solitary way
to the first tee to play alone, we en-
countered shabby looking fellow carry
ing torn and ripped canvas bag, con-
tanning a driver, midiron, mashie and
putter. Our own collection consisted of
a driver, braSsie, cleek, niblick, back
spin masfie, spoon, midiron, jigger. put
ter and three other trick implements.
Every non-golfer might believe that
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a dozen such clubs should beat four
clubs. In auction bridge it would. The
nondescript- looking fellow suggested q
twosome. Also he ventured the idea Of
a little side wager on the game. We
were very young and agreed.
Before two holes had been played We
discovered that golf skill does not con-
sist of plus-fours and dozen cleaning
clubs. At the end of the contest we
were exactly Sl8 on the debit side of
the ledger.
One Of the best known comic artists
once took up the game of golf AS an
essential preliminary he purchased an
exquisitely designed costume. Tall and
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