The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1929-07-03
WEDNESDAY, JULY 3, 1929.

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 8, 1929.
A southern paper thinks that maybe the rea-
son we never have women presidents is because
none of them ever reach the required age
90
"a girl and car are much alike" thinks the
San Francisco Chronicle. "A good paint job con-
ceals the years. but the lines tell the story"
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Tom Sims says he doesn't know why a chick
en- crosses the road, but that neighbor told him
he knows why two tender young hens won't>cross
it anymore.
II An exchange says that "mail-order" bride
in Vermont tried to murder her new husband.
Then the editor wisely concluded again that it
is safest to get what you need right at home.
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The new tariff rate on butter will mean $751;
100000 annually in the pockets of Minnesota
dairymen, besides stabilizing the market COM
pletey freeing them from the dangers of foreign
Importation Congressman Knutson in his Wa
dena Pioneer-Journal.
zone half the world doesn't know how
the other half lives,' were the famous
words of a famous man few years
back.
Of course, they don't apply to gossips. They
know, think they know, how ALL the world
lives.
We have always been given to understand
that must have hot weather. This year
seems to be the exception, since we have had
very little weather that would even be called
warm and yet all of our corn is far beyond the
knee high stage. 1t takes poor year to stop
corn crop in Redwood county.
Success is 95 per cent luck and per
cent ability" says Julius Rosenwald,
millionaire head of Sears, Roebuck and
Company.
It's strange, then, that luck doesn't strike
us ordinary individuals in while. 1t is
all right for Mr. Rosenwald to say, modestly
Its all luck, but we have strong bunch that
Dame Fortune prefers neither blondes nor
brunettes, but rather combination of brains,
Drawn and willingness to use both.
A historian tells us that divers, seek
with the Spanish Armada and with p-
rate ships in various quarters of the
world suffer commissions, frequently fol-
lowed by death, if they remain con the
bottom" to long,
One doesn't need to visit treasure ships on
the ocean floor for experiences of that kind
There are scores of examples on every hand of
men who have Stayed down too long" and work
ed too fevershly to accumulate wealth whose
only reward is broken health and premature old
age
An international banker is man who
believes that Uncle Sam should mt all
his eggs in one basket and then send
that basket to Europe-The Far;fax
Journal.
30 lar, so good; but that's only half the
story. The other half is to the effect that when
war CLOUDS loom on the horizon or hostilities act
uaAy develop because of rough handling the eggs
are getting, then the international banker be-
heVes That our fathers and sons should be sent
TO keep those eggs from getting broken, to
guard them at risk of life and limb.
40
In the storm of criticism aroused over the
Kllhng OF an innocent man, thought bv his MR.
derer to be booze runner, near the Canadian
border few days ago, many sincere individuals
seem to have lost sight entirely of the scores Of
innocent men killed directly by booze runners
and the thousands who are killed or incapacitat-
ed through the poisonous stuff the bootlepper
peddles No one defends the youth who shot
Wrkula. He was immature, short on Judgment
and quick on the trigger; type unfit for an of
fcer Of any kind. Punishment should be proyid-
ed fitting his case It would be well for us to
remember, however, that it is the boozerunners
operating contrary to law and shooting to kill
whenever they are molested, who put the officers
of the law "on edge" and in mental condition
which makes such incidents more prevalent than
they should be.