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New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
TWO BITTEN BY DOGS

Mrs. Sartesian. 232 Belden street, reported to the police Sunday after room that her daughter. Mary, was bitten by a dog whose owner lives at ,2S1 Belden street. The matter was referred to the dog warden.
 Harry Lamore. 46 Maple street. was bitten by d dog owned by d man by the name of Murtha who lives at S30 East Main street, he reported to the police Sunday after noon. The matter was referred 10 the dog warden.
 There are about 24.000 beauty shops in the United States doing an annual business of s270,000,000.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

If the boy who won the Edison competition had been from New England we would have been pleas ed to give part of the credit to the New England educational system. But as the lad happens to be from the state of Washington we must conclude he is very smart boy. and not because the Washington schools are in any way superior to those down east"
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

that knows you have guests to hear your new machine.
 You can't appreciate the strain Of an endurance flight until you re- trieve straw hat that has done three blocks.
 As we understand the critics Of Bishop Cannon, big gun devoted to the cause shouldn't do any private hunting.
 "Few successful men are bache- lors." In short, a rabbit doesn't run it's best unless there's something be- hind it.
 There were giants in the old days and that explains the lost civiliza- tions.' You've stepped on an ant hill, haven't you?
 Correct this sentence: I've don't expect the travelling public" said the official, ito pay the wages of our porters.'
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

About time now for the papers to be publishing a lot of pictures or humanity on the beaches, the men in naiamas and the ladies in these sun back things that any respectable Hottentot would be pinched for wearing seeking to avoid the heat.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Member Audit Bureau of Circulation The A. B. c. 10 . national organization which furnishes uewspapeIs and adNer. tissrs with . strictly honest analysis or circulation Our circulation ststtsties are Aa,sA upon this audit This insures pro- tectiop asaiust fraud Tn newspaper dis- trbution hgures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
#os , %e2Wz'!Qhq6 MAxsQN hxHAKk LUDExk
Send all communications 10 Fun Shop Editor, care Of the New Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded 10 New York.
COME ON, LET'S GO!

COME ON, LET'S GO! Just as the windshield keeps dhst from our eyes, We'll all of Us ride through the day. if we're wise. With fun-shields to keep,out the cin- ders of fret. Take cheer curtains, too, in case grouch- storms are met,
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

It is said that August is no longer | very popular name to give boy babies, and for no particular req son. But June and May remain as popular as ever for the girls.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05


 hip to tummy to smash.
 Average: The mid section of a woman. Of: Women wear f ounces of clothing on the average.
 Perhaps the oldest of supersitions is the belief that it's bad luck 10 have 13 children.
 "Sh-h An echo. Heard in political circles. You just say Pro- hbition and here it comes.
 Talkie actors whose parts require singing remind you of Abraham Lin coin. MT. Lincoln couldn't sing.
 Fable: Once an agent demon- strated a vacuum cleaner and the housekeeper wasn't shamed by what it revealed.
 "The national conscience is asleep" We've always liked that poetic way of expressing it.
 The new stenographer thinks an octoroon is a mulatto who has lived so years. You cant expect much in world where a nations declaration that it 1 will observe treaty astonishes 1 everybody. Americanism: Ordering the things you think you want; being dissatis- l fed because the man at the next | table has something that looks bet | ter.
 An old timer is one who can re- member when everybody hooted at the local nillionaire's son for wear 1 ing ice cream pants.
 Uncle sam began a war on the i Reds few years ago, also But is ended as soon as the politicians had ! business men scared into line.
 There is no crime in Utopia be- cause all the lawyers are too decent to defend man they know is guilty.
 1 ,i ,t,-,., I;,-t, |,
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Suppose if were native sons la California or Florida we should well come the change in the weather as an indicator of the beauty ot our climate.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
THE. SECRET

Williams: Barrett says that he owes his business success to stick-to- it-iVe-ness"
 Curtis: He means stick-to- it-into- them -iveness." Norma TalmadEc.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Q. When did Stradavarius make violins and how many did he actu- ally make?
 A. It is estimated that the Strad- avaffi family made 1.116 instru ments between 1666 and 17S7. Of these $40 violins, 12 violas and 50 cellos are knoSn today. There are thousands of instruments in eXis- tence bearing false Stradivarius la bels.
 Q. What is the average weight for a girl 12 years old. five feet tall, and for a girl IA years old and four feet Il inches tall?
 A. Slightly less than 110 pounds in either case.
 Q. What is the address Of Upton Sinclair. and what is the title of his latest book?
 A. His address is Long Beach and his latest book is Boston
 Q. What relationship exists be- tween the children of first cousins
 A. The children of first cousins bear the relationship of second cousins, and to the parents they are first cousins once removed. O. When will the Pons-W Vim 2cne comet next appear?
 A. The period of the comet from perihelion to perihelion is about 6 years, so that the next perihelion passage will occur prob ably in Tune 1883. but the exact date cannot be given.
 Q. In thA numbers from one to one hundred are there just as nany even as odd numbers?
 X. Yes.
 e. What is the meaning Of the Irish name Mulligan'
 A. It means literally servant of the bald head" or shaved herd" that is servant of the priest.
 Q. Did the majority menlhers Of the International Board of Con. l. ing Engineers that surveyed the Panama Canal in 1905 report ' favor of a sea level or a lock canal
 A. The Board, composed or eight American and five European meln- bers from England, Germany. France and Holland, report d ln favor of a sea-level canal by vote of eight to five, the minority 1nr same time submitting pron osed plan for lock canal. After re- ceiNiug these reports the 1s'hmfan Canal Commission recommended 9 the Secretary of War the aduotl1n of the minority plan The lock .,'a-i received the support of the secrt- ry of War and the President. Tn latter submitted that plan to Con gress with arguments in favor of 1t and it was finally adopted.
 Q. What are the five oldest Uni yersitics in the United States ill t"' order of their founding!
 A. Harvard William and Mary Yale, Princeton, and the University of Pennsylvania.
 Q. What is the color of human blood in the arteries and the veins? |?
 A. It is bright red in the arteries and dark bluish red in the veins due to impurities.
 Q. How many species of derl are there?
 A. More than 30 species are | known. Deer are natives in all parts of the world except Australia ana southern Africa.
 O. What is topography? A. The detailed description of 6 particular place with all of it' physical properties. In other word' it is a map showing high and low areas and other physical character
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
SE,IJ'-REFUTED

Junior: Why Mr. Helmsly you can wink your eyes and move your head. cant you?"
 Visitor: "Certainly: why not?"
 Junior; But daddy said you was dead from the neck up!"
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

But this thing of roasting one day and freezing the next is not going 10 be screamed about in this neck or the woods.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
Copyright 1929, Publishers
 Syndicate).
2Nr Harrv- G|t tAXSt tfvHH ii kFER 1ii; Has v heard this one ?
WHAT COULD BE FAIRlGR?

WHAT COULD BE FAIRER?
 A notorious Edinburgh poacher was brought before the Sheriff Court at Jedburgh charged with killing salmon illegally on the Tweed. He was duly convicted and ordered to pay two pounds or go 10 prison for a fortnight.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

While we're getting up in the l morning and knocking icicles off the ceiling where our breath froze dur ing the night.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
Nemfr, of the Associated Press

Memhrf nt the Associated PrrAs The AAsuctatsJ Press s sIr!nsiHeiy en- titled 10 the use for fe-puulicstion or all news credited 10 Il or rot otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

The Herald ts on sais daily In Ne" York at HotalinIs Newsstand. Times eauare; schultz's NewsHandA. Entrance Grand Central. 42nd Street
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
Almost.

The Monday question: Who got hurt over the week-end?'
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
TELEPHONE CALLS
 BuSiness 0fies ,... s"S Editorial Ruonb ... S26

The only profitable advertising medium in the City Circulation hooks ana press room always onsn to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
QUESTIONS ANSWERED

You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald. Washington Bureau. 1922 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical legal and marital advise cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive per sonal reply. Unsigned requests can not be answered. All letters are confidential.-Edit
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
Gone on a Bust
WHEN TT Is HOT


 And Nebuchadnezzar commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach and Mes tach, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace Consider MT. Shadrach, Of fiery furnace fame: He didn't bleat about the heat Or fuss about the flame. He didn't stew and worry, And get his nerves in kinks. Nor fill his skin with lines and gin And other cooling drinks Consider Mr. Meshach,
 Who felt the furnace too: He let it sizz nor queried "ls It hot enough for you?' He didn't mop his forehead, And hunt a shady spot; Nor did he say, Gee. what a day! Believe me, it's some hot" Consider, friends, this duo How little fuss they made. They didn't curse when it was worse Than ninety in the shade. They moved about serenely Within the furnace bright And soon forgot that it was hot, With mo relief in sight,"
 PAWS!
 Muriel: Larry pets all evening" Carol: "Without pause?" Muriel: Certainly not He uses them to pet with, doesn't he?'
 Albert kaskil. Another tong war is feared, this time between the ice man and the makers of electrical refrigeration!
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Static is an electric disturbance
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

There is no crime in Utopia be- cause all the lawyers are too decent to defend man they know is guilty.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
New Britain Herald
HERALD rUBi.isHlNG COMPANY

Issueo Daily Sunday Excepted) At Herald Blds.. q Church Street
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
Facts and Fancies
BY ROBERT QILLEN

Another common double play is hip to tummy to smash.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
suBscRIPTIoN RATES t1.60 . Year
 32.00 Three Months
 7sc, . Month

Battered at tho Post Ofhcs at New Britain
 as Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

that knows you have guests to heal your new machine.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Uncle sam began a war on the Reds a few years ago, also, But is ended as soon as the politicians had business men scared into line.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
THE PERENNIAL ARMAMENT
 QUESTION

Rear Admiral Hussey, speaking in Williamstown before the Institute of Politics the other day, went into the question of armament and how to eliminate it from our national scheme of things, without it appears to us, reaching any definite conclusion. He did suggest that the solution might lie in
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05
PAWS!

Another tong war is feared, this time between the ice man and the makers of electrical refrigeration!
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

going back of ornaments to a study of the material and moral welfare of mankind, to the changing world; the changes wrought by science, and the evo- lution of civilization. There we will get better line on the in herent character of concepts of human relations. There we may find the answer to our question another question, why arm? 9"
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

An old timer is one who can re- member when everybody hooted at the local millionaire's son for wear ing ice cream pants.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Average: The mid-sectiOn Of a woman. Of: "Women wear l 1 ounces of clothing on the average.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-05

Q. When did Stradavarius make violins and how many did he actu- ally make?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
ute Of the first return to each loft fol-

ute of the first return to each loft fol-
lows:
D. r. Mathews. 1444; D. R. Mathews,
1889: Robert Bird, 1888; D. r. Matthews.
l42i; John H Holmead, l,4ls; Rudolph
Worch. l,417; r. H.. Crown. l.4i5; r. T..
Schmidt. l.4l2; Crack L. Summons. i,4il'
j. c. Krahling, Laos; J. D. Clagett, LAOS;
Robert Lyons, i.40i; r. w. Heine, ST., 1894
Charles Darr, 1892; A. Z. Neitzey. 1,3e1
c.. J. Krahling, 1894; A. B. Moore, 1874
Bethedsa Loft, 1865 W. s. Hixon. 1859
" 1. Bishop, 1885; w: e; Ferguson. 1851;
I,245; U. s. Naval Lofts, 1912: r. w. Sam
mons. l.34l; H. c. Burke, 1888; J. T. DOYLE.
1885; H C. Copenhaver, 1888: P. M Nor
man. 1877; Philip Schriver, 1,020. B. p.
Miller unable to time in one loft disqualified,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
D. R. MATHEWS BIRDS
NEAR SWEEP IN RACE

D. r. Mathews. who won the Havana
Atlantic Coast pigeon race last year,
scored another decisive victory In the
opening race of the Washington Racing
Pigeon Club from Charlottesville, Va,
when he not only captured the event,
the knobby prize and the single nomi-
nation laurels, but just missed taking
all the first three positions against 800
other pigeons.
Liberation was. at noon and two hours
and three minutes later Mathews homed
his Black Night.
The average speed in yards per min
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
LINDST20N Is STAR
OF AGGIE BOWLING

Dr.. c. B. Posey. chairman of the
f'most valrob'o player" award commit
tee Of the Agriculture Interurban Duck
pin League, has announced that this
years trophy GOES TO c. A. Lindstrom
of the Plant Bnreau c"int. He received
approximately 100 paints more than his
closest rival, the contest being modelled
on the lines used by the jor base
ball leagues in their most-Valuable-
PLAYER awards.
Lindstrom set a new interbureau rec
crd in averaging better than Ill for
Tie season c~@ r~--i - irl~1.'sS NJ
art in lifting his team into the cham
I .onship Of the cir~'i'
ing winners in IL" i 80 nj
valuable player on cacn team, CEclusi .
of the trophy winner:
Dixon. Economics; Tucker. Central
Stores: Moeller, Soils Chemistry; Conk-
lin. Interbmeau; Posey, Blister Rust;
Ferrall, Plant Bureau; Stork, Accounts,
and Stock. Shops.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02

King Pin team, is assured of
fat slice of prize money in the
IL Washington Womens Duckpin
Association tournament at the
Lucky Strike. 1t ends tomorrow night,
Miss Preble has strangle hold on
the Glass A singles championship with
a score of $50.
She leads the Glass A all-events with
a total of GAS and figures to triumph
in this Miss Preble finished her tour
nament play by shooting 298 IN the
doubles, paired with Margaret Miltner.
They totaled STA.
Lorraine GULL, champion of the two
leading girls leagues of the city. dis
appointed some of her admirers by roll
ing only 305 in the Glass A singles.
But Miss GULL has been handicapped
throughout the tournament. Her duties
as secretary of the association have
burdened her
Mabel Williams tops the Glass B all
events with 889. Ruth Bowie holds
the lead in Glass c with $50 and M.
Mowatt in Glass D with 800.
Han BURNER, who had tough going
at the Coliseum in the final set OF the
Howard Campbell sweepstakes, found
the drives all to his liking when he
led the Washington Centennial team
of the Masonic League into first place
in Glass B. The Masons totaled 1.778
and BURNER was high man with 1877.
King David team. prospective cham
pion Of the Masonic League, was two
pins short of 1900 despite the pres
ence in its lineup of Charley Phillips
and Harry Dixon of record-set fame.
District National Bank, with Anchor
Man Robinson high with 1926, totaled
1853 to GUST Special Assessments from
first place in Glass E teams.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
Teams, q Pm.
Petworth (District) ......

Petworth (District) .......................B
Progressive Printing No. 2................B
Arcadia (Distric.) Observation-Disclosures.
Temple District -. ...................A
Meyer Davis DISTRICT .................s.A
Stanford {DiStricO observation-disclosures "a
Convention Hall District! ............'''''A
Progressive Printing No. 1...............-.A
King Pin DISTRICT Observation-Disclosures. a
Cornell DISTRICT Observation-Disclosures a
Curb Cafe (District) ........... ..........A
C. e. 2. Telephone Commercially .......+B
Times-Herald Commercially .....,.......C
Garry Ice Cream tCommerciaD :........-C
United States Daily Commercially .........D
Evening Star No. Commercially ...-....B
Evening Star No. 2 (Comme.ciaD .......... y
Cats Commercially .....,....... ...~.....D
Peoples Drug Stores COMMERCIAL ...... y
Woodward 4 Lothrcp Commercially .....-.D
Duln T. Martin Commercially ............ -
wilkins Coffee (CommerciaD ............-.D
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
CASEY BOXERS PREPARE
FOR BALTIMORE TEAM

knights of Columbus boxers, coached
by lube Sullivan, are preparing for
their closing team match of the sea-
son against Baltimore Y. M. C. A. May
10 at Carroll Hall.
1t is expected that the Caseys will
use this lineup;
Mickey Harris. fyweight; Ray Fisher,
bantamweight; Nevin Barber, feather
weight; Leo Coveleskie, lightweight:
Biff Barry. welterweight and Charles
McArdle, welterweight.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
WningtOn ckDin DeUOtee Rolls - Games LeZebute Hts
MISS PREbLE SURE
Of DUCKP|N PRIZES
Now Leads in A Singles and
AH-Events-1,778 Set
Rolled by Masons.

; UCILLE PREBLE, captain of the
King Pin team, is assured of a
fat slice of prize money in the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
MEMS DUCKPIN LEADERS

TEAMS.
Harrington, LIZA.
B-Washington Centennial, LIS.
C-Peoples Drug Suburban., 1888
D-Balboa, Liz.
E-District National Bank, 1858.
DOUBLES.
A--Misc hou- Nolan, 1913.
B-Thorpe- Carroll, 72S.
CIVILIAN -CharIeton, $50.
D--Sherbaum- Burgess. $50.
Camp Piilsburg. 642.
SINGLES.
A-CharleS Lyons, 378.
B-Harry b. Dixon, All.
C-CharIes Holbrook, 394.
D-F. l.. Schleith. 355.
E-J. N. Benner. 327.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
SCHEDULE FOR BOWLING
IN WOMEN'S TOURNAMENT
TONIGHT.
Singles. 9:45 Pm
Doubles, 9:45 PM.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
nE-N ~On N AZ

Maxine Fleming and Bess Kirk. .....B
Bronson Qualities and Catherine Quigley :. A
Mabel Jenkins and Mary Fenton .,.... b
Alice Grant and Mrs. Van Pelt ........ B
Jennie Malcolm and Elizabeth Ackmann. A
Estele Seeley and Emily Nell. ..........,.. B
Louise Feberti and Faye .Morsanstein. :.
Catherine Moriarty and Alice M, Burke. e
Elfriede E. YaRgie and A. NJ Kilmartin C
Irene L. Kluttz and Ann Sebert. d
A. G. Flynn and Ned w. Trey C
Pauline Bradhurn and Billie Williams a
Irene Mischou and Leda Amidon, .........A
Betty Holman and Doris Goodall..
Eva Liebermann and Nellie Mason.
T; Staneill and NJ. Mage ......E
Elsie Fischer and Helena Kohler ........ "A
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
Singles, $3.50 PM.
Singles, $3.50 PM.

Basket ball team of Missouri made
a profit of $2,o2889 during the 1929
season.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02
TITLE PLAY NEXT WEEK.

BALLSTON, Va, May 2-Washing-
ton-Lee High School, champion Of sec
ton A. will meet the winner of section
B for the third athletic district cham
pionship early next week The section
B title, to be decided tomorrow, lies be-
tween Warrenton and Culpeper
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-05-02

Auto Bodies, Radiators, Tenders
Repaired; also New Radiators
Harrison Radiators and Cores I'm Stock
Wittstatts, 1909 14th North 7177
Also 3l9 18th, II Bleck Below Ave.
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Doubles. 10 PM.

DECK ana Fedlne .......'..' 's'.'..' '.''' -
IapD ana R1oCIe -.....s...'''. s''''''' ~
Copeland and Ingliss .....................D
Rigg and Donnelly Observation-Disclosures. d
MyricK and Partner OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Sullivan and Farnam .....................A
Wuou anu NOlllHS ...+'s''s'' '''' - =
Miller and Partner Observation-Disclosures. A
MlScnou ana PARTNER ...,....'st.'''.' '.'.
Wright and Prcller .......................C
Violland and Martin NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. .
Constantine and Kappleman ..............E
Schlosser and Daniels ....................D
Spence and Fletcher ......................D
Frazier and O'Brien. Observation-Disclosures. d
Stehbins and Murdoch ....................D
Christie and Seyfarth .....................C
Barrett and Friedricks ....................6
Fbersole and Lancaster ...................C
scott ana IlaaViu Observation-Disclosures =.
GosS and Ellis. Observation-Disclosures. e
BROOKS anu 1SctHaH - ....s.'...'ss.' '.'. -
Cotter and Hoffman Observation-Disclosures. B
Eddington and Partner ..............,....B
Jacobs and McProuty ....................D
Douglass and Douglass ...................D
Douglass and Partner ....................D
, Allen and Allen -. Observation-Disclosures. b
Naiken and Jones NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. B
Groves and FITZGERALD ....................A
Harrison and Rosenberg ..................A
kflend ana morgan Observation-Disclosures. "A
aoOeeS ana donovan ;.'.'.'s...''..'''.'D
Bauckman and Leonard .................. ID
Hammer and Nuber ..+..................D
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-29
IN 3ROOKLAND.
BIG DETACHED HOME.
E LARGE ROOMS-GARAGE.
S65.00 A MONTH.

lot 50 IT, VIDE by isl ~ deep oeat.d On IN
Brookland. Just a few, blocks from the
Monastery and parochial schools and con-
ton; covered front porch, large rooms and
tile bath. pantry. concrete cellar and laun-
dry trays In good condition. Hardwood
floors. hot-water heat, electric lights, all
modern conveniences; This Is one of the
Of the CITY. Only $65 month. Call Cleve-
land 17ha-W
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1929-11-29
SALE AUTOMOBILES.
. (Centlnuedl
THE TREW MOTOR co.
1naugurate Their New Used
Car Salesroom With a
SENSATIONAL
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Something Radically Different.
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And continuing every hour
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bargain. Promptly on the stroke
of each hour we will place on
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advertised can be purchased at
the new all-time low price dur
ing the time advertised only.
Each hour a new special-each
special a new low price. Come
here, look the cars over. Drive
them, ride in them, select the
car you want from this list of
twelve super values, then make
it your business to be here
promptly on the stroke of the
hour and drive away the car you
like.