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New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
ROAD PATROLS REPAIR
 STALLED SWEDISH CARS
Motorcycle With Spare Parts and Gasoline Cruise Highways to
 Aid Motorists in Trouble.


 Aid Motorists in Trouble.
 Stockholm. Sweden. April 23 (UP) Road patrols" equipped with au- tomobile spare parts, repair kits and small quantities of gasoline and oil. are the newest in Sweden's motoriza- ton. These patrols. which cruisa along the country's highways on motorcycles with side cars. are or- ganized by the Royal Swedish Auto mobile club for the aid Of motorists in trouble and their services are free to members of any foreign recoknix- ed automobile association. affiliated with the Swedish club.
 Another feature of this organiza- ton is so-caIled "harbor guards" who meet inc ,mins ships and fer. ries from abroad at Gothenburg. Malmoe and Helsingborg to help foreign tourists in the matters of bringing their cars ashore, estimat- ing the cost of automo obile tax. etc. They also act as guides and dis tribute free pamphlets in English. German and French containing val- uable hints ani information regard ing motoring 'n Sweden.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
\ Go-Gctter to His Love! (Found By F. b. Bacon)
Dear Madam.

Dear Madam.
 Herewith kindly find A survey of a troubled mind. Your close attention is invited To tell me if. all unrequited, My love for you-ah. do not smile
 Is put in your inactive file. It seems the part of business sense That we should have conference, In which we'd thoroughly thresh out
 This proposition, now in doubt: Go over details, con and pro. So each and every one may know Just how you feel about this scheme
 C'In re. Our Partnership" my theme).
 I'm sure you sec whereat I'm hea ding: A bigger. better, grander wedding Diet. RAJ.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

What is hard to understand IS why a person who has obtained no license to drive should be wiling to shoulder such responsibility Occasionally d person, without hav- ing gone through the tormality of obtaining d license. really is a fairly good driver But generally he isn't
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

Induclns th4 laundry Industry hereabouts 10 dlscontinu" the opera ton Of their wagons on sunday was d good move by tna chief of police, and one, We feel sure, will meet with the approval of most cjtjzens. Six week days for the laundry business should Ue sufficient.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
Member Audit llurea0 O1 Circulation

NenlbeT Audtt Buff66 OI 0lfVUIdt'oH The A B. <. 10 a national ot2ani2ali"h which furnishes ueUspa peir and adNe'- users wltn strictly honer analysh or ci-sulatIou Our circulation Statistict are ha,-d uuon tIis audit This insutes pto- tection aEsins; fraud Tn newspaper as trfhutton fsures 10 both national spd toca, advert
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

before it is necessary to get plate. \ husband is like your breath. Your breath doesn't distress you un- til you try 10 hold it. A normal wife is one who feels Idefrauded when her husband spends
 money to support his own people. Vanity is the quality that prompts
 a man who is getting bald to feel
 cheated because his wife is getting i fat
 Comforting thoughts. The public prints in other countries complain that tn. other governments arc fool ish, too.
 Americanism: Choosing a wild and
 jazzy life: choosing banker and president who are dignifed. If all the world seems jazzy and fappery. perhaps it's because you
 aren't invited into a better atmos- phere.
 If travel has broadening in f7uence. perhaps it's good thing to
 let congressman bring in baggage without examination.
 The governor of Louisiana once
 took q three-ycar college course in
 seven months. but he has learned even more in the last seven weeks.
 The best reducing exercise con-
 sists in placing both hands agains,
 the edge Of the table and pushing back.
 Brief history of a prominent ci'i- zen: He dodRes cars: he dodges jury service: he lodges taxes. The triumphs Of the hardy pio Ircers suggests that some essential vitamin may turk in eating tobacco. A nick town is place where print
 ed criticism of a public servants pub. lie acts is taken as a personal ln-
 suit.
 The pnrcentaen of illi'erscy In Mexico is decreasing rapidly. Those
 being butchered are the ignorant
 ones.
 tu making my living" said the Wlfe. so I never say or do anything 10 handicap him" 1 tCopyright, 1929. Publishers Syn-. dicate)
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

Perhaps the ultimate in good manners is for the man in the cleo tric chair to offer a lady reporter his seat.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
Worse As They Come!

Worters: 50 your married life has been pretty tough row, eh ?"
 Martian: Yes. The first year the baby came"
 Worters: ''So""
 Martain: And the next year my mother law Came,"
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

The tendency to strip popular heroes of their glory knows no limit.
 Documents have come to light which prove that the early bird was really late bird getting home at dawn, and that he brought in the worm as q peace offering to his wife!
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

The only profitable advertising medium ,n the City. Circulation books and pres room a!ways open to ad,sruserA
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
Facts undFancies

II might be worse. Suppose you had to work up a lather before bar bering the lawn.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

Smile for today: As dismal as any towns main street at dawn
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

The Herald is on sale dany In Ne" gotA at Hotalngs Newsstand Tlmes souafe: Schuitz's NawBtandA Entrance Grand Central. tcnd Street
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
No Such Color!

Watson: Rufus, you're always Dragging SO much about your race, but tell me honestly. is there a single respect n which you lead the white raceo'
 Rufus: " essah, boss: our peo- pie never dun has any white slavery.'
 Mrs. Philip Backer
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
Mrmbe, of tue Associated rre&s

 rho Associated Preao h exclusively eh' titled 10 the use for ie-puhitCatiuh or all nsvs credited to it or not ot heI wise crsdted tn ths paper and s-so soea asws published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

Alas. By the time people outgrow Santa Claus they get the notion that a cedar chest will keep out moths.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
&;:7%fd7q6 AOAN XWAA NmHE
Sss1t all cOn,n,mnirat k.ns 10 tNsn SlMp ElitGs. care of the ErW tsrtsatN earrsli. sud ysNss lctsss Wilt l,c gs.swsrlcd 10 Ncw IOrk.
Since Ayiation's Come to Stay!

SIh(C HNMt1On VOu1t 10 SNy1 ''To take a flyer is phrase That may apply these modern days To stock or marriage, either one, Of two markets where gambling $
 done.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
TELEPHONE CALLS

Cnters4 at the Post once at New Britain
 e Second Ciaas Mail Matter,
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
THAT DARNED Rt.D-HEAD!
 By Don Marquis

Old Titan loved your sort Of fiery
 mop. And down his leagues of canvas.
 crowned with flame. Walks one long pageant of Torch
 light Dame, Nor hath Oblivion any traffic cop To bid that bright procession swerve
 or stop . I've heard your brothers call you
 burning Shame: Some day I'll bend that poor
 simp's vital frame
 rot Top. When we are welded, prithee, don't Your idiotic relations near our My third wifes father Nagged a
 silly pow In all our councils, Susan. Welladay. They lie in on. grave now, Thy erst-
 while spouse, And he. her sire, who gave the bride
 away. Suzanne. bid you fling aside your
 comb And down the wind lei stream your
 burning hair. My soul, perchance, through mid nights Of despair May see if, sultry Kid. and flutter home,
 Or is there danger in that flaming Suppose ] futtered moth Hike, fry ing there Unto q cracking, Susan, would you care. My pink -beaned Venus crowned with
 fiery foam? My Fifth Wife had wag Of hair herself: She used 10 wash and wash and wash the stuff; l canned her, Sue; 1 put her on the shelf: like clean hair, but still, enougb's Shs'I get it dry the radiators way How these old griefs return! An. welladay. Effect. | Publicity Director: Seems 10 me the contortionist is better than ever 1 today" 1 Manager: "Yes, he ate some green 1 apples this afternoon" Lillian J. Bemis I An Outrage! The hotel was on fire. On . sixth story ledge stood . great movie
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
New Britain Herald
SUBSCRIPTION RATES

Issued Daily l1uRday Excepted, At Hsrald Bldg. s7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

An optimist is one who has bad teeth and reflects that he may die before it is necessary to get a plate.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

I.UU . TeaF S2Ge Three Aopths
 7kc. Montb
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

Editorial Rooms .... sHh
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

A husband is like your breath. Your breath doesn't distress you un- til you try 10 hold it.
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23
Effect!

Publicity Director: Seems 10 me
 the contortionist is better than ever
 today" Manager: Yes. he ate some green
 apples this afternoon" Lillian J. Bemis
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

The hotel was on fire. On a story ledge stood . great movie
New Britain herald., 1929-04-23

A normal wife is one who feels defrauded when her husband spends money to support his own people.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
TAX RETURNS O|V
 INCOMES TOEXCEED LAST YEAR, MELLON
DECISION ON INCOMES FIX CEFDING S20,O0O OPEN TO
 INVESTIGATION

WASHINGTON, March IS, tA,-- Expectations that income tax re- turns for the first quarter of 1923 will exceed those of the similar period of 1928 were aroused by a statement from Secretary Mellon that there will be comfortable surplus on hand at the end of the year.
 The first quarter of 1928 produc- ed $597.147, TOP in taxes. March io was the final day to pay tax, President Hoover acting on infor- nation received from Secretary Mellou has ordered that deci9ions n tax refund cases where the 7mount concerned exceeds $20000 snail nf open to Investigation. The 'order is the result of recent coI1-
 ;laintS ever big refunds to large corpora tions.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

tage.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

WE CARRY THE BEST BRANDS )E CANDY MANUFACTURED Its BULK AND BOX. The Candy Cot tage.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
LEFT ALERT BAY

ALERT BAY, March IT (4o)-The Boeing plane is beleived to be in some protected cove north of here awaiting favorable weather. The plane left Alert bay at o'clock Friday afternoon for Juneau.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
WORK OF ART STOLEN

BIRMINGHAM. Ala, March 1G PA S5Oooo Mona Lisa said hv exnerts to be one of the most perfect copies of the Da Vinci ori- ginal was, stolen from the Brinl- ingham Public Library.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
WILL RE APPOINTED

WASHINGTON, March Is, tR)- Col Patrick J. Hurley, Tulsa, Okla, attorney, probably will be assistant secretary of war, succeeding Charles B. Rop- oips of Iowa. it was learned in of ficial circles.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
WASHINGTON. March IS, A

Senators Brookhart, and Nye call ed on Secretary of Agriculture
 Hyde and President Hoover and told them the farm block they lead will insist on legislation to provide for eXportation ot surplus crops.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
STUDENTS ON STRIKE

MADRID. March IS, fP)-The students strike which started at Madrid is spreading to Salamanca md Valladolid The strike was "alled because the government grantee certain privileges to religi- nus colleges.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
HINES REAPPOINTED

WASHINGTON, March IS, lP)- President Hoover reappointed Brig. Gen. Frank T. Hines of Utah as Director of Veterans Bureau.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

Tie s. S. Alentian passenger list failed to arrive from Seattle so the Associated Press has been wired to send same immediately.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

There was nine feet of snow at Valdez when the s. s. Yukon call ed in there on this trip, arrivals
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18
TWO DIE PLANE CRASH

PHILADELPHIA, March IS, t41-t l leu. lack Albrioht was killed and Lieut.. w. o. Ilgenfritz injured when their plane crashed in a fog.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

The schooner ReSolute, Capt John Rand, arrived in port with 5000 pounds of halibut fou the San Juan.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

SPECIAL for tomorrow at the UNION CAFE-POT ROAST, JAR DENIER SALAD, 60 c.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

LEDGERS. JOURNALS, INDEX ED FJLES ETC. Schallercr's Alas "a Shop.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

Al meat ano posSin: etse in the rrye- erunn Meat M, .rkss.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-03-18

Seattle ice cream and freSl, candies at Syivia's.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-02-19
Legislative Calendar
BILLS PASSED BY HOUSE


H. b. 9S-Boe. Walsh: Craig. Ben
son: Would regulate states share in
maintenance cost Of county agricul-
tural and training schools according
to enrolment in each school.
H. b. 82-Olson, Burleigh: Empow-
ers village trustee boards to provide
for lighting streets, etc., and supply
ing electric energy or gas.
H. b. 83ECox, Burleigh: Makes
minor change in workmen's compen-
sation act.
H. B. l76-Thatcher, Bottineau:
Requires county auditor to state on
tax receipts whether payment is for
first half or second half of year.
NEW HOUSE BILLS
n. B. 224-Delayed bills committee:
Provides that q statute, ordinance or
franchise may be construed at any
time after its passage whether or not
It has become effective.
n. b. 226-Kneeland, StutSman:
Amends and rewrites law governing
procedure Of juvenile courts: requires
juvenile commissioners to furnish re-
ports to the board Of administration.
II. B. 226-Delayed bills committee:
Permits city to levy tax Of one mill
to join with county in constructing
memorial building to honor those
killed In the World war.
BILLS PASSED BY SENATE
H. B. 7e-Judiciary committee In
creases fees Of members of boards of
sanity commissioners from e to IS
q day.
H. B. 32-Tweet of Divide: Elm.
mates rural school inspectors in de-
partment Of public instruction and
provides instead, for q rural school
director.
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NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
CHAPTER XVIII

Jack Hayward shrugged angrily
"Then maybe Cowan can tell me who
uses my phone in my absence. The
bills are outrageous. I've told you
before, McMann, and Miss Lester
has corroborated me, that rejoincd
her in the dining room Of the Ches.
ter Hotel at 10 minutes after two,
1t is obvious that I could not have
been talking over the telephone in
my office at the same moment. Cen.
trail probably. gave you q wrong
number, as we'll as a busy number
Cowan. If you think you recognized
my. voice, you're mistaken-that's
ALL"
Il didn't say recognized your
voice, Jack, old man." Cowan pro-
tested unhappily. 81 merely told Mr..
McMann that / heard Borden giving
you the devil"
"Borden!" Ruth and Jack ex-
claimed simultaneously, incredulous-
ly.
."Yes-Borden!" McMann repeated
triumphantly. "From what Cowan
says. there's not a doubt in the
world but that you called Harry
Borden on the phone and that your
quarrel with him in that way, rather
than across the airshaft."
And shot him over the telephone.
too, I suppose Jack retorted con-
temptuously. Every ingenious Of me,
I'm sure"
"Please, jack" Ruth begged, her
voice piteous with terror. "Mr. Cow
an" she asked TREMENDOUSLY Of the
embarrassed witness, "isn't it very
possible that you're mistaken in
thinking YOU recognized Mr.. Bor-
den's voice. over the phone? ?"
"Oh, sure! OF Counsel" Cowan
succumbed instantly to the appeal in
those blue eyes.
But McMann was of sterner stuff.
Look here, Cowan! You told me you
heard q mans voice, which you rec
ognized as that Of your friend, Hap!
ry Borden, shouting, in great anger.
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Coulter Shows Plan For Making Tariff Aid Solve Farm Problem
eneral incandes,

unobserved In the general incandes1
cent glare.
The electricity seems to escape
the globes and charge the crowds
which spring into sudden animation
creating . liveliness which otter
does not exist but which il manu-
featured, even % the karish si9rS
are manufactured. II q Ill purely
psychological. That which seems 20
stir millions can bring . brooding|
depression to m individual who looks
clear mindedly upon the scene.
Here, after all, are armies Of hui
mans seeking to escape from their
various grinds and troubles and fa-|
tigues-and doing it 50 hecticallyl
and heedlessly.
GILBERT SWAN. |
{ Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Incl
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Of beef. veal, mutton and lamb. II
the tariff on cattle and sheep were
adjusted there Is no reason why our
formers should not increase their
livestock another $4,000 to 1000 900
herd. This In turn would call for 4
million acres or more devoted to feed
and five to ten million acres for pas
ture purposes. This would greatly re-
duce the acreage devoted to wheat
and help to eliminate the surplus
problem.
Flax Imports Increasing
During the last three or four years
the acreage devoted to the production
Of flax in our four states has been
steadily decreasing, at the same time
the amounts OF flax and linseed oil
imported have been on the increase.
At the present time because Of low
tariff and high freight rates we are
unable to ship American grown flax
seed to the crushers In our coast
cities, with the result that foreign
flaxseed Is used entirely 1t seaboard
points. A proper adjustment OF the
tariff would protect the domestic
market for the farmers OF our coun-
try and not only would flax growing
be made more profitable for the
farmers who are now producing, but
two or three million acres additional
might be devoted to this important
crop.
We are importing more than one
billion dollars worth OF produtcs
which we could very well produce
within the United States. On the
basis Of $50 per acre this would oc-
cupy 100000 acres OF American
farm land. This includes sugar,
which should have been mentioned
above but which overlooked for the
moment. Three or four million acres
devoted to sugar beets and sugar cane
In the United States would likewise
serve to take the place OF potatoes,
corn. and other farm crops. Yet We
have failed to protect our American
farmers In the development Of this
tremendously important farm crop.
I'm the discussion above I have not
taken time to discuss special items
such as screening and mill feeds
which are now shipped In from Cana
da on tremendously low tariff basis
and which take the place Of approx
mately 1000. 900 acres Of land devoted
to oats, barley and corn. Nor have I
mentioned the importation OF millions
Of pounds Of casein made from milk
In Argentine and other countries
which might very well be produced In
the United States, thus strengthening
the dairy industry. Nor have I mem
toned the importation Of from fifty
to seventy-fiv. million pounds OF
butter and cheese each year which
likewise might be produced In this
country"
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G. n. D. A. STAGING
ANOTHER SERIESOF
BREED Sire Sales
First Carload OF Several vari-
cites. Beef and Milking, for
Garrison Feb. Is

Continuing their efforts to provide
the stock breeders Of western North
Dakota with purebred sires to head
their herds, the Greater North Dakota
association today announced the first
Of q series Of sales in the vicinity of
Mclean county. A carload Of animals
will be moved into Garrison for an
Offering February Is, in response to
demands from farmers in that To-
cality.
The shipment includes reef and
milking Shorthorns, Guernseys, Here
fords, Angus and Holsteins. They
were personally selected during the
past several weeks by Martin Apland.
stock buyer for the association. Many
OF these animals are from famous
herds from North Dakota and Minne-
sofa. Six head Of high-class Aber-
deen-bred cattle have just been pur-
chased from the Hartley stock farm
at Page, and at least two of these will
be offered for sale at Garrison. Short
horns to be seen will be from the fol-
lowing breeders: w. w. Brown, Anne
MIA, w. G. Byram, Casselton, and Jas
per Haaland, Grandin. Holsteins rep-
resent both North Dakota and Min
nesota herds which are well known. as
do many head Of dairy stock, INCLUDE
Ing milking Sho- horns and Guern-
seys. John HUSKY, former state dairy
commissioner and now buyer Of dairy
stock for the association. is engaged
at present in the buying of some Min
nesota dairy cattle, which are to be
shipped to western North Dakota for
early sales.
At Garrison A. L. Norling, county
agent Of Mclean county, and John
HUSKY will have charge Of the sale. A
local committee of business men who
took charge Of the arrangements con-
sisted Of e. l.. Vorachek, j. e. Eckert
and Otto Schneider. The committee
the Garrison breeders and
ascertained the number and breed of
animals desired by cattle raisers
there. This Is the method followed
out in all sales by the association.
Local breeders having stock for sale
are invited to bring their animals into
Garrison, where they may be exhib-
tied along with the association carload
lot. Owners OF young purebred sires
who enter them in these sales offer
them at their own terms. All stock
Is sold at private sale. and for cash
only. according to B. E. Groom, chair
man Of the agricultural committee of
the association.
Sales trains and local offerings at
various points have resulted in the
placing Of more than $500 purebred
sires In the state during the associ-
atoms extended program to improve
the breeding stock on the arms of
North Dakota. The severe weather Of
January, combined with impossible
roads, slowed down, the movement of
stock. but February and March are
to witness the sale Of q num-
Der OF carloads, Mr.. Groom states.
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Daily Lenten
Thought
BY WILLIAM E. GILROY. d. d.
Editor Of The Congregationalist)

The Psalmist, POLITICALLY speaking
for God, called upon men to ''be still
and know that I am God" But Jesus
offered men rest and peace in the
busy. noisy, hard-driven ways of
daily life. It was not the rest and
peace Of retreat. but the satisfaction
Of q new spirit, new yoke that made
burdens easy, and q new fellowship
that touched life with Joy In common
labors and In comon quest.
We should never forget that Galilee
ana Judea were crowded centers-
fairly teeming with human life, ana
humming with the noise Of daily ex-
istence. It was in this environment
that Jesus spoke to men, and it is in
this environment that He speaks to
men today. II He led men out into
the fields and beside the still waters
1t was always only to send them back
refreshed to labor and life. He Of
fered to his disciples. not surcease
from toll, or lessened intensity of ex-
pertence. but life, and the gift of 1t
more abundantly.
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~ es.ses
New>1ufk, Feb. 1e-Broadway's
thrc1Es vary with the clock, with
II season Of year and the particu-
r. sector. in which one chances to be
wandering.
One Of the endless destinations Of
this Mazda Lane is this everchang-
ing tide.
The folk you will see in the morn.
ing are not those you will come upon
1T noon or at nightfall or at mid.
night or at dawn. Here and there,
OF course, may be an individual who
al but pitches his camp in its gut
ers. But the great mass Of transients
change hourly both in type and pace.
= = -
The first arrivals Of the day are
toilers. To them Broadway is moth
ing more nor less than ! series Of
offices to be reached at given hour.
The sights and scenes which bring q
thrill to the stranger are the COM
monplaces Of daily routine to the
workers. They rush away with the
first sign Of dusk, and some Of those
who spend eight hours Of their daily
lives upon this thoroughfare seldom
see its lights.
Ask them what they think Of
Broadway and they'll shrur their
shoulders. It carries no glamour or
romance to them. II might as well
b > garment center Or ! financial
zone. They are merely cogs in it's gi-
eantlc Amusement machine; with
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1929-02-19
The Day in Bismarck

House meets ut 1, senate at 2.
Bill to check sale of malt
products to be considered by
house.
Dog tax bill listed before com.
mittee Of the whole in the house.
Senate to consider guaranty
fund law repeal, also appr0pria-
ton for House Of Mercy, Fargo.