The Washington herald., 1929-11-02
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Drink Deep" advises George
Ade, cor cut out the Pisriaa
spring all together"
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Some Republican Senators are
so optimistic that they don't be-
lieve that MIR. Hoover's demand
for speeding up the tariff bill
will delay il very much.
German scholar, after dilisent
research, discoOers that Mr..
HOoUer is descended from the
mobility of Sutherland, so if
his ancestors hadn't enaisr0ted
the President today might BE-
biting holes in eheeses inate0d
Of in Senators.
Looks now as though Harry
Sinclair would be gone before
Albert Fall moves in.
IL is understood that Prince
EdOard Island is thinking of
changing its name to Canada
Dry"
The Emperor of Japan wor-
shipped the spirit of his grand,
|. father in the morning, and at-
tended a baseball game in the
afternoon, where, we presume,
like the office boy, he worship
ped at the shrine of his grand
mother.
President Fletcher, of the
Florida East Coast GrOwers,
Orites that he had nice letter
from the White House, and that
he is "stiu IN ine," but that's
whGt Jimmy Burke thought till
he got his ticket to Pittsburgh.
Henry Ford tempers the price
of the fivver to the shorn Wall
Street sPeculatOr.
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This is a great country, Ohers
the get-rich-quick amateur first
gets a sock on the bean and
then braUeIy turns around and
digs up more out of the sock.
~HeaUy. heavy hangs over thy
poor head.
What wiu the Owner do to re-
deem n?"
George Norris resolution of
eensure hangs heavily over the
poor head of Senator Hire'em
Bing'em. Looks as though the
only way he could pay the for.
felt would be to crawl back
wards down the center aisle of
the Senate, with a sign pinned
on him reading, Kick mel"
u
Bishop Jim Cannon got 0WGy
}. to Brasil just in time to GUO;d
the big crash in Wall Street and
Virginia.
Member of the Byrd party
at the Antarctic learns Of his
stock market losses by radio
which is probably what Pope
had in mind when he spoke of
the way to "waft a sigh from
Indus to the Pole"
Attorney General YOungquist,
Of Minnesota, is selected to fill
one Of Mrs. Mabel Walker Will
lebrGndfs shoes.
Albert B. Fall is fined $780,
900, but will he have to deliver
IL in a black satchel?
As q peGce.m0ksv Jim Wat.
son is almost as much of a sue
cess patching up police quGrrels
Gs he Is patching up tariff rOWs.
Prime Minister Ramsay Mac
Donald arrives back in London
to find that he has the equivG.
lent of an extra session of Com
Rress on his hands.
II takes a pair of Flying
Heels to get away from the
Spinach.
The NOUember report Of the
Agricultural Department shOvs
the dOwntrOdden farmers of
the country to be in a position
20 take their annual trip to
Miami this year, but it is indi-
eated that those uho held their
stocks too long may not Be able
to 90 In a netO car.
Three distinct weed migra.
tions are sweeping over Iowa,
but as they don't vote and
Gan't 60 to the Senate they
probably won't create much
damage.
Senator WGtsOn's unsuessss-
AM efforts to reconcile squGb-
Sling factions in the WashinR-
NOn police rOW only 60 to prOUe
that a tariff expert ahOuld stick
- his sPseiGlty.
Mr.. YOunEquist may prove to
Be all right as q prohibition en-.
fOresr, but what worries Us 10
what kind of a campaign speech
hs san make to the Ohio Meth
0dists.
n
a couple Of Austrian physi-
Mans diseOUsr that an Gppliea-
ee0R Of hsGt to the brain i'm
proUss the quality Of the in-
eallscf, bat our experience has
1ssm that this dossn't apply to
hnakking hof under the collar.