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New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY

A correspondent says that Chinese generals cannot be trusted. That sort of thing, of course, is apt to spoil any war!
 Drama
 A medical writer is skeptlcal about so-called miraculous cures by shock
 We ourselves have never felt any better for seeing our doctors bill.
 Social
 A man was recently thrown out Of bed by an earth tremor. We understand that he merely opened his eyes, said, '1'll get up in five minutes, dear,' and went to sleep again.
 sports
 An English girl is reported to have started a 12,000 mile journey for the purpose of getting married. It is typical of the modern sport ing girl to give him such a long start,
 Science
 An Edinburgh scientists looks for ward to the time when we will live forever.
 That will mean, of course, that everybody will own their motor cars and furniture outright.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
Out of His Element.

Senic; How did you enjoy the country air?" Scott: T almost suffocated. There wasn't a breath of carbon monox- idle stirring."
 Battle
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03

The largest and oldest tree in the United States is said to ho the "G ,n- cral sherman" tree in SoQuoia Na- tional park. Its height is 2SO feet and it's diameter is 3G.5 feet
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
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 Item,
InaCCIJ1'atp'

Mother: How many times did that young man kiss you last Eight?"
 Dorothy: "OnCc."
 Mother; Nonsense, distinctly
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03

The Herald is CD sale daily Tn Ne" York at Aotalings Newsstand. Times Souare; schultz's Se~estands. Entranes Grand Central 42nd Street
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
Assisted!

Gordon: Does your wife do her own hcusew work?" Besnen: "Yes. only once week she has a woman in to help her wit the gossip"
 Mrs. l.. C. Paige.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03

Jean, the dumb movie fan, is waiting for a talking picture from her favorite star that she sent for recently!
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
TELEPHONE CALLS
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The only profitable advertising medium la the City. Circulation books ana pre-" room always oPan to advertissrs.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
u.uh~, ot the Associated Press

Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is sIc.uh'eiy en. titled to the uss for republication o' all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
THE OBSER VER- Makes Random Observations
 On the City an0 Its People
olosna sausage on display.

bologna sausage on display.
 Our aesthetic sense will never re- cover from the jolt. And if that hap pens we shall send a good stiff note to the claims committee of the com- mon council.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
THE MOTION PICTURE PRO- DUCER BECOMES PRESI-
 DENT OF A RAILROAD
Overheard by s. L. Kansas

Overheard by $. l.. Kansas
 What's this line called? The E.. r. and w? That's a terrible title. We need something snappy-some- thing with lot of box ap- peal. l hear the Union Pacific is doing good business. Why not cal our road The Union AtIantic?'
 Lets fire a lot of people quick. All my wife's relations need jobs l don't like none of the maps around this office, Throw 'em all in the wastemasket. Hire an artist to draw me some new maps. Tell him we got to have 'em first thing to- morrow morning and don't give him no money in advance. .
 Who's waiting to see me? The Interstate Commerce Commission :? Let 'em wait a couple of hours - then tell 'em I'm in conference ana can't see anybody until next win.
 "l know where we can pick mp a lot of old derricks cheap. Wei buy 'cm and hire some guys to change 'em into punches for our conductors. If costs too much to run trains ali year round Welt run twice as many trains for the next month. Then we'll close down the railroad and lay everybody off while l take a long rest in Europe"
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
REAL GLOBE TROTTER

San Francisco. Aug S.-Juljus around the world. He is retired cotton broker of Charleston, S. C.. and his travels have enabled him to pick up dozen different languages. The present trip will take about a year, he estimates. after which he will commence his eleventh jour- ncy around the world.
 The order of the Golden Horse shoe was the first order esta blished in the United States. It was or ganized in Virginia in 1724.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
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Issued Daily Sunday Excepted) At Hsrald Bldg.. q Church Street
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
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Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will he forwarded to New York.
Progress! Progress.

Moths got in bathing suits of yore,
 But they don't do it any more, The modern suits too scant of cloth
 To even tempt a hungry moth.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
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THE BETTER DAY THE BETTER
 DEEDS

"Jean. woman,' said the "douce" old Scottish inn-keeper 10 his daugh- ter just before opening the bar at twelve o'clock one Sunday, Have
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03

Ertsred It the Post once at New Britain
 as Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03

is taken care of. 4a
 AS a result of her activities cases which appear in juvenile court Snd the number of boys and girls Who are sent to institutions are decrsas- ing in this city year by year
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03
What Can the Doctor Do About It?

I)r. scott: l ou say you are bothered with head noises?" Bender: "Ycs. my wife continu- ally talks about her hair and her hats"
 John W. Wander
 Item.
 The remarkable success of the sons and daughters of Man O War is Sam Riddles sole topic of con- versation these days.
 It seems that Mr. Riddles dinner partner recently, was a young woman whose racing knowledge had been limited 10 a day or two at the course on some fashionable occa- sion. She listened attentively most of the evening to a accounting Of the glories and performances of Man O Wars offspring.
 There was a lull and some one across the table asked her What do you think of disarmament ?"
 why, l don't know-is it by Man O War, too?"
New Britain herald., 1929-08-03

V. SUBSCRIPTION RATES ? 3leo . Year st $2.oo Three Months
 75c. . Month
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
ROLLER SKATING

Lovers of roller skating are at tending skating parties at Jester hall every evening. Tuesday. Thurs
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23

musicians will interpret the score under the personal direction of the composer.
 MT. Gantvoort has paid particular attention to the selection of his cast for this production, engaging only singers and players of known ability particularly fitted for the singing and acting roles. Among the fore most artists ill he company of 60 arc Suzanne keencr, for three years with the Metropolitan Opera com panN; Laurence Wolfe, an Ancri- can tenor who has won remarkable success abroad in grand opera, Myrtle Clarke, late in Cafe de Dance" l1lorenz AmcS. principal comedian in "Angcla' and other big musical successes: J.aine Blaire, late of Bye, Bye, Bonnie" and Golden Dawn" Georgia Caino, one of Americas most popular actress singers, Mabel Bunyoa, Lee Daly, Georges Eomain and Joseph Greene.
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
Ed Roush Placed on
 Giants Second Squad

San Antonio, Texas, March g lP) By his own request, Ed Roush veteran outtielder, has been assigned 10 the second string team of the New York Giants during the remain der Of the spring training campaign. isoush had been informed that he would not be in the starting lineup when the first string Giant team plays its coming exhibition games. so the hishcst-paid outfielder in the National leaeue-S23, 900 d season- decided that he'd rather join the Foooki"s where hc will be in the Ilneup every day, taking his cut at Inc ball. Eddie thinks he can win oack hls centerhcld job by the time the regular season rolls around,
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
STARK MAD' ID COME ID CAPITOL.
One Hundred Per Cent Talkie With All Star Cast

stark Mad," Warner Bros' latest 100 per cent all-'alking picture, comes to the Capitol theater Sunday for run of 4 days. Stark Mad IS without doubt the most uncanny of all the shiyer-and shake laugh makers of the screen. Nitaphone adds 10 the reality of the unreality --reeording every shriek, stutter, eroWl and ineligible word spoken and sensitively reproducing all sounds-whir of speeding arrows rusty grating of closing doors in the Tuln"d temple in the deeps of the Junsle-roar of winds-beat of rain sound of waVes-bungling tread Of the huge gorilla-and all the trap pings of fear.
 Stark Mad" has sterling cast including II. E. Warner, Louise Fazenda, Jacquelinc Logan, Henry E. Walthall, Lionel Belmore, Claude GllIlngWatcr, Andre Deranger, John Nlljan Warner Richmond and Floyd Shackeliord. The story is by Jerome Kingston. Harvey Gates did the scenario. The clever direc- tion is the work Of Lloyd Bacon.
 Stark Mad' records the adven- tures of the members of an exp"- dton formed by a millionaire with the ayoWed purpose of locating his lost son in the Central American juneles.
 Nitaphonc acts and short subjects vii! balance out the program.
 Attractions coming soon 10 the Capitol include The Melody of Love- and Gary Cooper and Lupe NeloZ in 'The Wolf Song.''
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
CAMEO, BRISTOL

l Tomorrow. the Cameo theater in Bristol is offering another of it's out standing programs when it presents an addition to it's vaudeville, Sal Of Singapore a feature picture star ring Phyliss Haver and synchroniz- cd with music, sound and talking sequences.
 The vaudeville program is headed by the intercollegiate revue the "A Raccooners,' experimentation Of speed, pep and humor with the hottest college band in vaudeville. These snappy college boys offer jazz and pep in de luxe fashion.
 Four other stellar acts will be CO., featured on tomorrow's program and it bids well to be the biggest offer ing at the Cameo to date
 There will be three complete shows tomorrow at 3 D. m, 5:3O and 8:3o. It is suggested that you come early. Free parking for 500 cars.
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
EDMUND LOWE IN
 STRAND FEATURE
Co-Stars With Lois Moran in
 Fox Comedy

Another George Ade story on the screen-said to be the best he ever has done-comes to the Strand the ater for day run beginning Sun day.
 Lois Moran and Edmund Lowe are featured in the leading roles of Making the Grade" a comedy TO- nance produced for Fox by Alfred Y. Green.
 sreen already has made several George Ade stories into screen sue cesses and the present offering is considered his best. The theme re- minds onH of "The Tanning of the ShreW' except that in this case it is a fast and furious romance packed with laugh-provoking situations in which the girl assumes the role of the tanner.
 Edmund Lowe, as a young million are dllettante, returns to his old home town from Europe Consider ing his former toWnspeople beneath his station, he walks about in the clouds of Superior world of his oWn-until he chance to meet the girl Nois Moran), who sets as the price of her heart his complete re- form.
 The ensuing situations of the young m, ,llionaire trying to over come his snobbsh proclivities brings on a cyclone of laughs.
 The screen adaptation was done by Harry Brand. The well balanced cast includes, besides the principals, lucien Iittefeld Albert Hart, Ro.fe Sedan, Gino Conii and I.ia Fora.
 The vaudeville program will offer five splendid offerings with Wells Craven Co. in Motor Mania: the Erinkley Sisters. The Harmony Flappers''; Lew Beck and Co. in II Love the Ladies'; and Les Gellis Revue, something different in the revue line, and Lee Adams and Co. in "Syncopation.
 On Thursday Mary Astor will be featured in New Years ENe.'
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
SILVER SWAN AT
 PARSONS THEATER
Will Be Presented Thursday, Friday and Saturday Next Week

"The Silver swan" the big musi- theater, Hartford, for three days, beginning Thursday, March 2S, is said to represent d renaissance in ihe theatcr-a return to such en- chanting works as the compositions of Franz Lehar. johann Strauss, Emmerich kalman--to the delight ful scores of our own Victor Her. bert and Reginald de Kovcn.
 The scenes of ''The Silver Swan" are laid in Vienna. with ifs colorful atmosphere, high romance, daring, intrigue; the tragedy and the comedy in the lives of the Hussars- stalwart lovers in boots and spurs, and delicate women in crinoline The story is woven around an opera troupe whose members gather in the Silver Swan Inn. There are the usual jealousies suspicious, the rivalry in the daily lives of the sing CTS. actors and comedians.
 The Silver Swan is the wor; of II. Maurice Jacquft, one of the greatest of French compus x. member Of The Jury Of Paris. and composer of more than 20 operet- tas, lyric dramas, comic operas and pallets, musician whose high at tainments have received the written appreciation Of such masters SIS Massenet, Salnt-Sa"ns, Debussy and Iuccini. IL was NJ. Jacquet who composed Spanish Love- "I.e Ioilu' and La Petite Dactylo," the latter two made famous by the in- parable 1vonne Printemps
 The book is by William S. Brady and Alonzo Price, with lyrics by Mr. Brady The production has been staged by Alonzq Price, and the dance ensembles created by LeRov l'rlnz. An orchestra of 50 picked
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23

day and Saturday nights are novelty nights. On Tuesday and Thursday moonlight parties are held. Tonight bag g-a-tag party will be held and a vanity set will be given to the lucky lady. There will be skating from to II o'clock tonight. The ladies are attending in increasing numbers every evening. Lady instructors to teach beginners every evening.
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
EOOkIE,S GET CALL

West Palm Beach, Fla, March - fP'-Thc rockies got the call today as tin" Sl. Louis Browns met the Buffalo intcrnationals. Dundnro, ttashY recruit. will be at third
 President Phil Ball has announc- cd that the Browns will train here next year.
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
READY FOR CAMPAIGN

Dallas, Tex, March 23 P- Young ll Walsh of the White soN appears ready for the champion- ship campaign.
 Walsh pitched six innings against tn" Dallas Steers yesterday, and held them to three hits, The SoN took the game, 8 to ,.
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
CARDS LEAVING CAMP

Avon Park, Fla, March 23 lPl-- Thirteen St. Louis Cardinals rock ics. including l pitchers started the trek to the DanNille, III, training farm today. However, 4 players are loft in camp here, includin+; the veteran splitter "Bill' Doall. who S'gned q Card contract yesterday.
New Britain herald., 1929-03-23
tIbS MEET NATIONALS

Tampa Fla. March 23 tH7}-Tha Cincinnati Reds today had the Washington Senators for opposition
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
undertake maklng .f10stlng f0r Q cake astaHas y0u gre?

FRosrrNc, more than anything else, demands exactness and control in cooking. Therefore, it is best to make it in small quantities.
 Coffee-roasting must be exact also, or the flavor will vary. That's why Hills Bros. do not roast coffee in bulk. Controlled Roasting is their method "a continuous process that roasts only few pounds at time. The flavor is perfectly controlled because every berry is roasted evenly.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Princess Louise

The Princess Louise was in port southbound last Friday evening. The following persons took pas sage south from Wrangell.
 Miss Gloria Pallister, Mrs. F. w. Byerly, Mrs. C. A. Maxwell and child. Frank Barnes, Betty Barnes, Mrs. J. E. Hadland and children, Minnie Hale, Miss Clara Martin sen, c. J. Herman, R. H. Jeffries, Mrs. R. H. Jeffries, 4. S. Bruce, Mrs. J. Sumption, Margaret Stump tion, Mrs. Frederick Nelson, Miss Frances Miller, Frederick Nelson, Jr., Norman Fykerude, Mrs. F. B. Mozeak. Milton Mozeak. John Prusi, Mrs. John Prusi. George Nelson, John Lervold, George Ed inger.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Prince Rnnert

The Canadian liner Prince Ru- pert was in port southbound Sun day afternoon. The following per sons took passage south from Wrangell:
 To Prince Rupert - Charles Wheatley, A. J. Marion, c. Flory.
 To Vancouver-P. c. Mccormack, Peter Mccormack. Jr., Myer Mel dahl.
 To Victoria-W. A. Gourlay.
 To Seattle-Geo. H. Barnes. Mrs. Geo H. Barnes, Mrs O. A. Brown, Grover c. Coffin, M G. Shain, Mrs Ida M. Quirk, Ira Kelly. Mrs. Kel- ly, Robert, Thomas and James
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
NnrthweStArn

The Northwestern arrived from the south last Friday night with the following passengers for Wran- gell:
 From Seattle-Anna Skaanes.
 From Ketchikan-H. D. Camp bell, F. Buckle, Robert Mervyn, George M. Nelson, Clarence Lewis, Miss Alice Witt, j. A. Clark. Chas. Benjamin, Wm. G. Thomas. Tom Williams.
 The following persons took pas sage from Wrangell:
 To Petersburg-L L. Stromdall Mrs. J. Jensen
 To Juneau-Karl Thiele, Paul Eschanclan, B. w. Burke, w. B. Lassiter.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Admiral Rogers

The Admiral Rogers arrived from the south early Sunday morn ing. There were no passengers for Wrangell. The following passen- gers were aboard booked for Pe- tersburg: James H. Wheeler, Sr, Miss Mary Keep Miss Gertrude Ot- ness. Miss Mary Otness, A. E. Ray ner, Elsie NJ Jackway, Stephen S. Fryer, H. D. Jarvis, Miss B. Ab- bolt, Miss Ruth Myers.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Queen

The Queen was in port south bound Friday afternoon. The fol- lowing persons took passage south from Wrangell:
 To Ketchikan-Miss Margaret Ot- tesen. Charles Rich, Billy Sheldon, John Stevenson.
 To Seattle-Mrs. Robert Joseph Diven, Geo. Kiethan, ". K. Pres ton.
 The passenger list included the following persons who came aboard the vessel at Lake Bay: Claud Johnson, E. J. White, H. N. Hiro- fuji. William Tanaka.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Hazel B No. 4

The Hazel B No. 4 arrived from Telegraph Creek Saturday alter noon with the following passen- gers: Steve Grant, W. A. Dygcrt, Carlos Dygert, A. J, Marion, Mrs. Ira Day, W. A. Gourlay, Charles Wheatley, Charles Jones. George Case, H. P. Corser. Richard Suratt, Harry Dalgity, Lloyd Go 'drich, Warren Gartley, Valentine Cart ley, Bernard Acton.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05

Kelly, Mrs. A. Hart, Anna Marie Nergaard. Jim Hart, A. W. Olsen, A. w. Engstrom. Mrs. A. W. Eng strom, Wallace Engstrom. Ruth
 Haines. Mrs. D. O. Mills, J. A Dal- rymple. Jack Jones, A. w. Wilde.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05

If you want to see the niftiest thing ever put out for shaving com- fort and economy, drop into Ed Orig wires for a demonstration of the fa- nous Kriss Kross razor sharpener.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Alameda

The Alameda arrived from the south Monday evening with the following passengers for Wrangell: Miss Valborg Brunsvold, Miss Eve lyn Crouch, Miss Genevieve Gatta- vara. Miss Faye Plank. Miss Fran ces Scott, Miss Katherine Seelye, Miss Nellie Hagerty. Mrs. Ed Mor- ke and W. A Schell. R. H. Chad wick and L. J. Gehlar took passage from Wrangell to Juneau on the Alameda.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
Grand Jury Indicts Mason
 Smith and John Serabia

The Federal Grand Jury at Ket- chikan last week indicted Mason Smith and John Serabia in connec- tion with a shooting affray which occurred in Wrangell on Sunday, August IS.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1929-09-05
THE STEAMERS
 Princess Charlotte

The Princess Charlotte arrived from the south early Tuesday morning with the following passen- gers for Wrangell: Mrs. H. D. Kyle. Miss Mary NJ. Mason, F. C.. Weems.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1929-11-01

increase of per cent for the
agricultural machinery
creased while the collective planned
AZ million during the first actually
question whether realized
in four years? The sdge blows against
capitalism the Soviet Union
dous socialist tong
hopes of international capitalism the globe
they lost in 1917.
The FveYear Plan against capitalist
elements within the Soviet Union smashing blow
the international arena Each advance step made the Soviet Union
the Imperialism
Also the achievements of the FveYer Plan profound
effect upon he workers OF the capitalist world who under the
of decentralization taking the offensive against their
pter The railway Oppen Germany
correctly when writing the railway workers of the Soviet
they said:
Your plon strengthens the therefore strikes
boW at Joint epehg capitalism
perceve danger hence the increase
provocatons against Union
this campaign the capitalist politicians to Thomas directly
aid the mperass their preparation for
Union by talking paccism by trying the
living in of
But while
st alike refrain from speaking the
OF American imperialism and aid the preparations
advocacy of efficient police department
working class respect for courts and e orderly of law by
increasingly fascist policy working
the mpera OF the United States 1t of the
preparations directed toward consolidating rear
png militant organizations of the they
er organization IN the basic industries of the
Lake lmperialst capitalist
talk while preparing for
Against this combination agents Imperialism Communist
preparations and in defense of the Soviet
the for revolutionary struggle capitalist
the best fighting
walkers of the Soviet Union through
of ndustriaaton Thus participate
the fight their international day
for socialist republican democrat approval
followed by the their
against the mperialis conpacies
of Union.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1929-11-01
The Fight Against Innperi-
aIist War and for Defense
OF the Soviet Union
It's Significance to New York Elections
Bv H. M. WICKS


keeping with the role of candidates capitalist parties
them should mention in this the polite
a
the heings imperialism the Manchuran border
To the slight that the capitalist candidates. Walker
Lauarda Thomas Enrght have spoken all questions
policy they invariably with
pacst illusions talking wadde about the
side with the biggest Wall bankers
poters of labor this country the Tamany Mayor Walker and the
socialist candidate Thomas welcomed the labo imperial
list of Britain Ramsay Macdonald herald
that Maconald
ton of naval ignored by capitalist politicians
who tried foster the illusion that problems peace
being settled for all time
At Washington these two representatives of the mgest rival
mpea engaged conversation directed
imperialism against the other. There
which they could
working class and its socialist fatherland the
Republics The mission of Macdonald
striving toward world directed
Hence the visit not for Of but
mperial against the Soviet Union. discussing
plans for further attacks the workers
he mpeaist rivals each other
hegemony world reaction mpests
place his capitalist class the head the drive
Union.
AS the struggle mprasts of the world
hereby paving the
that onesixt of the nhababe globe that
hands the Notwithstanding protaan revolution years
Each that the socialist
the capitalist
the first of the FeYear Plan
Soviet Union has far surpassed its
increased "a cent the although the schedule
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1929-11-01
MUTlNY AMONG
NATIVE GUARD
IN NICARAGUA
Kill U. S. Officer and
Flee to the Hills

PANAMA CITY, Oct. Sire
ports from Nicaragua indicate that
despite the detection Of certain
| prominent leaders, the Nicaraguan
masses are not resigned to Ameri-
can imperialist domination and oc-
cupation.
A few days ago a U. s. Marine
! lieutenant was accidentally" shot
by the so-called national guard" of
Nicaragua he was commanding. 1t
appears tn at the Marine intended
to execute some OF the guardsmen,
when the latter, comprising the
whole garrison a Telpaneca, mu-
TIMED, oyerpowercd their officers
Oct. II, seized guns and ammunition
and fled to the hills.
U. S. Marines are pursuing them,
and summary execution is promised
all those captured, according to the
pronouncement of General Dion
Williams, now commanding the
Marines,