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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

That Chicago professor who says 1t dishes never tried to scrape cold , egg yolk from a breakfast plate. In this age of headlines, one half the orld at least knows how the other half dies.
 One objection to a baseball game by radio is that peanut shells on a rug are hard to sweep up. Americanism: Feeling very eff ciGnt and important because you get to the office in eight minutes flat; spending the next half hour reading the sport page. l An English critic says American women have nothing to occupy their time. Has he never heard of bridge?
 Life's greatest prizes await the i man who can stop the car before | attempting revenge on a bee. Statesmen are men who think they are making progress if they overcome the temptation to get mad and drop the discussion. Famous last words: Sure, Stranger; climb in the back seat"
 Happy thought! Business men keep contracts. And since they make the wars, why not let them make the peace treaties?
 Republics aren't so ungrateful They wait until q great man is dead before writing biographies to show TOW sorry he was.
 The star couldn't carry the ball without his interference, and the buyer of gasoline shares in the glory of philanthropy.
 Politicians in the Philippines have found a way to graft, and that sNould end the howl for freedom rec men could do no more.
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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
Mostly Missiles!

Carter: Eve got to use him pretty good. He throws a lot of things my way. You knew what l
 mean?" Blake: Sure I do. My wife does the same thingi" Vincent F. Morice.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

Oldwed: "l $: he's d fake" think so?' Oldwed: Why. his manager hiir self told me he wasn't mnIried."
 --C. M. kittle Copyright. 1929. Reproduction
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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books md press room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

The Herald is on safe daily G New York at HotaItnss Newsstand. Times souare; schultz's Newsgtands. Entrancs Grand Central. 42ud Street
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

Shakespeare's income toward tho end of his life was equal to s25,0U0 year in modern money.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
CENSURING SENATOR BINGHAM

CENSURING SENATOR BINGHAM
 AS was to be expected, Senator Bingham has taken the tack that the lobby investigation committee of the Senate desired to injure and "be- foul" him with political slime and corrupt innuendos" The senator from Connecticut, who willingly ac- cepted responsibility for employing Mr. Eyanson, could scarcely have anticipated a "whitewaSh" report such as might have evolved from the brains Of less keen-cuttirg senators. Instead, Senator Caraway, a Demo- crat who never ovcrlooks an oppor- tunity for satire, gave the Nutmeg ger quite a ride, assisted by the razor-like Senator Walsh ofMontana. razor-like Senator Walsh of Montana. This pair previously had stirred the Connecticut senator into a frenzy
 
 and after having 4S hours in which to think up his thoughts, he let them fly during an hour of defensive forensics, But what good did that do? one might ask All Senator Nor ris and his tribe intend to do in re- turn-they may have done it by the time this sees print-is to put for ward a resolution of censure. It may or may not pass.
 Senator Bingham Is In an em- barrassing situation largely because he has failed to exercise that due care which a senator ought to ex. ercise. His employment of Mir Eyan. son was crudely done, He could havt received all the Information abou the tariff that he needed without placing the manufacturers secretary on the government payroll. Obvious. ly, under such conditions Mir. Evan son would have been in a less ad- vantageous position to his em- ployers in Connecticut; but Senator Bingham would have been spared all that which he now is experiencing.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

Let's Make 1t "Bon VOyage"l Why envy those who sail away?
 Let's all be tourists, Folks, we say, On the high seas of mirth embark. In humor chairs serenely parkl
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

That Chicago professor who says 1t takes 1000 motions to wash the dishes never tried to scrape cold egg yolk from a breakfast plate,
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1cepted} At Herald Bldg. s7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
ShOrteges

If a newsprint shortage causes the newspapers to suspend publica- ton, what are we going to do-
 For something to line the shelves in the pantry?
 About a substitute wrapper for little Bobby's school lunch?
 For a screen to conceal oneself behind, when lady enters crowded street car and rather pointedly stands In front of the seat one is occupying?
 About something to rut under fathers feet, when he will insist on taking those afternoon maps on the best bedspread? No Cause for Witness!
 Ne Newlywed: Did yoI see the -ild man at the side-show2"
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

In this age of headlines, one half the orld at least knows how the other half dies.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
OVERHEARD Gin Telephone booths about town) By Natalie Joan Cantor
At the Department Store:

At the Department Store:
 .Hlo, Frances. This Gar denia speaking. Well, An been over to de depahtment store and An ain't seen single thing for little Freddy. Sure, An kin do much better in q five-an'-ten. How's yo' new job? Ah'm kinda sicka my or place, She got too much silver an compny. And the hours is too long. Too long. Never kin git to see a good pitcher only half-a-ways through. Half-a-ways trough. Yeah, She thinks one girl kin be a cook n butler n chamtermaid all in one. Yeah. Ah'm goin' to give
 my name into the Agency where Clarice got that nice job. ......."
 At the Hotel
 "... .Yeahr. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. yeah. Oh sure. Oh, natchally l You don't say! Yeah? You don't say? Um-m-. He did. did he? Tch, tch, tch. We'll, whaddayahnow! Say, what can you expect from n guy like that after all? Yeah Yeah? Honest? Well, Natchally. Natchally 1t would. We'll, never you mind. Don't you care. All Labor! Mrs. Gaites: What is a labor ! union'?"
 Gaites: Marriage |" Mrs. c. L. Ludlow.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

The Road to Heaven Frances: I'm learning loads from my five foot book shelf" Bcrnice: I'm learning more from my fiye-foot lover!"
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

Entered at the Post Onice at Ne. Britain ., As Second Class Mai! Matter.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

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New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

One objection to a baseball game by radio is that peanut shells on a rug are hard to sweep up.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29
s1rRscRIpTInN RATES

a2.oo Three Months
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

Am ericanism: Feeling very eff cient and important because you get to the office in eight minutes flat; spending the next half hour reading the sport page.
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

An English critic says American women have nothing to occupy their time. Has he never heard of bridge?
New Britain herald., 1929-10-29

Politicians in the Philippines have found a way to graft, and that sNould end the howl for freedom : rec men could do no more.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25
Bank Exhibits Giant
Egg Five-Ounce
Hen Wonder

PATERSON, N. J., Jan. s5.--
When the roll-call il sounded for
those who have done something
great for Paterson, an unknown
hen should lead all tho rest.
John Burhans heard noise in
the hen coop at the rear of his
home. He dressed and went out
to investigate and shortly came
upon a rooster growing. The
hens stood around a nest near
the center of the coop, caclxllng.
In the nest was an egg-such an
egg.
About noon Burhans obtained a
pair Of scales and discovered that
his find weighed ounces, two
and one,half times the size and
weight Of an ordinary egg. 1t
was exhibited in a bank window
under the heading "record-break-
Ing egg"
The Washington times., 1929-01-25

The only rouhe
through Southern
Pines, Pinehurst and
Camden...F Fine hotels,
golf, outdoor sports in
the high, dry air Of the
Carolina Pines. Stop
overs on one.way and
roundItrip tickets
without extra charge.
Round ? trip tickets to
West Palm Beach and
Miami include desti-
nations on West Coast
without extra fare.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25
Mz2Df2z
I.lYl5 II: FIJI
Cor HI
How Thin Men and
Women Gain Weight

McCoy's Tablets, sugar-coated and
rich in weight building agents are
easy to take and win not upset or
even disturb the most delicate
stomach.
These wonderful health building,
strength creating, weight producing
tablets are now sold I'M every drug
store In North America and millions
OF them are used every month.
Mccoy takes all the risk Read
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ing 4 sixty cent boxes Of McCoy's
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thin, underweight man or woman
doesn't gain at least pounds and
feel completely satisfied with the
marked Improvement In health
your money win be returned.
Just ask for McCoy's Tablets at
Peoples Drug Stores or any drug
store in America.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25

The sensation of the drug trade is
Aspironal, the two-minute cold and
cough reliever, authoritatively guar
anteed by the laboratories; tested,
approved and most enthusiastically
endorsed by the highest authorities,
and proclaimed by the people as ten
times as quick and effective as
wI1iskey, rock and rye. or any other
cold and cough remedy they have
ever tried.
All drug stores are supplied with
the wonderful elixir. SO all you
have to do is to step into the near
est drug store, hand the clerk &C
for a bottle of Aspironal and tell
him to serve you two teaspoonfuls.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25
Better Than Whiskey
For Colds and Flu

With your watch in your hand,
take the drink at one swallow and
call for your money back in two
minutes If you cannot feel the dis
tressing symptoms of your cold fad.
ing away like dream. within the
time limit. Don't be bashful, for all
druggists invite you and expect you
to try it. Everybody's diong it.
Take the remainder of the bottle
home to your wife and children, for
Aspironal is by far the safest and
most effective, the easiest to take
and the most agreeable cold and
cough remedy for children as well
as adults. Quickest relief for ca-
tarrhal Group and children's chok
ing up at night.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25
DISTRICT FACES.
DRASTIC NEW
LICENSE TAX

Sweeping revision and moderniza-
stiOn Of the oId-fashioned license tax
laws Of the District is recommsnded
sin. far-reaching report submitted
to the Gibson subcommittee of the
House District Committee yesterday.
Under the terms of this report, a
1 local tax would be imposed on %
/ new businesses, while Is classes of
enterprise would be exempted from
further levies.
The report was drawn UP by AS
sistant Corporation Counsel Ringold
Hart; Wade H. Coombs, superin.
tendent of licenses, and ID. p. Evans.
! Of the Bureau OF Efficiency. at the
request of the subcommittee.
Bus Lines Affected
!. Perhaps the most important item
in The report in the recommenda-,
ton that eight mills per bus mile
be LEVIED upon all bus lines operat-
ing in the District.
Heretofore the street car com.
panies have had to pay gross
revenue tax of four per cent on
the bus lines operated by them.
while the Washington Rapid Tran,
sit Company was only taxed So
a year.
/ Changes under the report are
based on the theory that taxes.
should be placed only on business
which require municipal inspection
and regulation. The amount of
the tax to vary according to the
amount of regulation necessary.
The report hits palmists, fortune
teIlers, soothsayers and elairvoy-
ants by proposing an increase in
their annual license fee from $500
to $3.50.
22 Classes Included
Under the report, a tax would be
placed on apartment houses, auto
repair shops. barber shops, dairies,
dealers in dangerous weapons, de-
tective agencies, drayage vehicles,
dry cleaners. employment agencies.
film exchanges, wholesale fish deal
ers. food factory, grocery stores,
guides. lodging houses, mattresses
dealers and manufacturers, miscel-
laneous food. handlers. public baths.
pyroxelin establishments, slaughter
houses and swimming pools. None
of these businesses are at present
taxed by, the District.
Many Are Exempt
The businesses which would be
exempt from taxation are boarding
houses, building contractors. cattle
Dealers cigar dealers, claim agents,
exhibitors, florists. land and i'm
provement companies security in
vestment companies, merry-go-
rounds persons conducting enter
tainments. railroad ticket brokers,
undertakers and wagon manufac-
turers.
The report was accompanied by
the draft of a proposed bill to
carry into effect these changes, bring
ing up to date the regulations
which have governed the issuance of
licenses since 1902, and remove In.
equalities in license fees as they
stand at this time.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25
Coolidge and Sargent
Asked to Bar Dinner

President Coolidge, Attorney Gen
eral Sargent and justices of the va
rious local courts have been invited
to attend testimonial dinner to
Gurney e. Newlin, of Los Angeles,
president of the American Bar Asso-
citation, by the District Bar Asso.
citation at the Willard Hotel tomor-
row night.
y Major julius I, Peyser, newly.
elected president Of the local asso-
citation, will preside. District Com
missioner Proctor l.. Dougherty will
extend the Districts welcome to the
guest OF honor. and Daniel w.
O'Donoghue will speak on behalf of
the local attorneys.
The Washington times., 1929-01-25
Eat Everything
without Fear
of Indigestion

Are there lots of foods you can't
eat-for fear of gas, bloating,
pains in the stomach and bowels? ?
Do you have to pass up favorite
dishes while the rest enjoy them?
That's a sign you need Tanlac!
For more than 10 years Tanlac has
restored to vigorous health thou
sands who denied themselves their
favorite foods just as you have to.
Mr.. G. G. Grimsley, of 1408 Po-
tomac Ave-, S. E., Washington.
D. G., says: after 3 months in
the hospital, / had stomach trouble
and nervousness. Two bottles of
Tanlac made me different person. |"
If You suffer from Indigestion,
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Tanlac is a good, pure medicine,
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that are recognized BY the United
States Pharmacopoeia. Get it from
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back if it doesn't help you.
alllac
81 MILLION BOTTLES USED
The Washington times., 1929-01-25

The hest to be found In Washington
are the Apartment rentals to be found
in the Classified Section Of this paper.
Read Il.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-09-11

~NDSHMGUTH.
GAVE TIE NEloHBORS
QUITE A FAoDTHFUL
OF GOSSIP .
NP SrAOREHODSES
BENZ OUT. ON
ACCOUNT OF
REcEIVlN4 THREATS
FROA AN rpATE
HUSBAND
MHEh1 THEY
HEARD = SHOT
FIRED TRRoD1H
r. 'FRONT.' DOOR.
ArJ1 nURRlA
TiaE EXCITEMENT
ne NE0LECTEp
10 EXPLAIN
THAT HE HAD
EEEA = BIT
CLUMSY In
HANDLlA0 TIE
GUN.
The Washington times., 1929-04-30
FREEMAN HEADS
NEW FAIRFAX /
c. 0. P. CLUB

FAIRFAX, Va, April 3O.-The
Fairfax County Republican Club
was organized recently at a mass
meeting at oakton, with L. L..
Freeman. OF Vienna. as president.
George A. Bready, Of Herndon, has
been selected as treasurer of the
new body, and Mrs. Cuba Curtice
as secretary.
six vice presidents, one from
each of the six mag.stertal districts
of the county, also were elected:
Centeryille, C. J. Mohler; Dranes.
Vile. Clark Robb, of Herndon; Falls
Church. Miss Matte Gundry; Lee,
II. M. Fitzhugh, of Lorton; Mt.
Vernon, Joseph w. Cox, OF Acco-
tink; Providence, w. r. Gray, OF
Oakton.
The executive committee will con-
sist of the above officers and six
additional members, one from each
district: Centerville, H. F. Myers
of Clifton; Dranesville. George r.
Bready OF Herndon; Falls Church,
@. b. Livingston; Lee, ]. s. Wiley,
of Lorton; Mt. Vernon, E. Nell
Berry, of Accotink; Providence,
Frank Gibson, of Hallmark.
Meetings are to be held on the
first Thursday of each month. The
next meeting will be on June 6,
at Woodlawn. in Mt. Vernon dis
trict.
Dr. F. NJ. Brooks. chairman of
the Republican county committee,
stressed particularly the necessity
of paying poll taxes before May 4
in order to vote in the November
election. Mr.. Freeman thanked the
anti-Smith Democrats for their sup.
port of Hoover last November and
asked for their assistance in the
coming campaign for State and
county officers.
Congressman J. A. CARRIER, Of the
Seventh Virginia district, madeA the
principal speech. stressing the need
of two-party government in Vor-
ginia and stating that the Repub-
lican party can best serve Virginia.
He advocated a revision of the
State election laws and scored the
short ballot. He advised the Re-
publicans to share houors with the
Hoover Democrats in the nomina-
tions for State officers. Music was
furnished by the Vienna orchestra.
The Washington times., 1929-04-30
Building Permit Sought
By Ice Company Suit

Suit for a mandamus to compel
the D. Commissioners and Dis
trict Building Inspector John w.
Oehman to issue a pc to the
American Ice Company for the
erection of an ice-dispensing station
at 4205 Brandywine st. has been
filed in District Supreme Court by
the ice company through its attor-
neys, Joseph l. Wr"er. and George
W. Offutt. go
The ice company complains that
it purchased a strip of land at the
Brandywine Street address last Feb
ruary for the purpose of erecting
the station upon 1t. The officials
refuse to issue the permit. applica.
tion for which was made March IL
on grounds that it Is prohibited
under the coming regulations. the
petitioners claim.
The Washington times., 1929-04-30
Richmond May Spend
So. 100000 for Bridge

RICHMOND, Va. April 3d.
Plans are being considered by the
City Council of Richmond to spend
50 COO, 900 for construction of a new
bridge across the James River to
replace the old Ninth Street struc-
ture. An automobile recently plunged
through this bridge, causing the
death of the driver.
Mayor J. Fulmer Bright has just
approved two resolutions providing
for the expenditure of $4,000 for
general improvements. The sum of
$4,000 is to be spent for curbing
and guttering and the remainder of
the money will be spent in other
improvements.
The Washington times., 1929-04-30

Because it is so helpful in keep
frg babies and children healthy and
happy, every mother should know
about Phillips Milk Of Magnesia.
This harmless, almost tasteless
preparation is most effective in re
lieving those symptoms of babies
and children generally caused by
souring food in the little digestive
tract, such as sour-belching, fire.
quent vomiting, feverishness. collie,
AS a mild laxative. it acts gently.
but certainly. to open the little
bowels in constipation, colds. chill
dren's diseases.
A teaspoonful of Phillips Milk OF
.Magnesia does the work Of half a
The Washington times., 1929-04-30
MOTHERS
now learn
value Z
MAGNESIA

pint Of lime water in neutralizing
crow mllk Tor lnIant Ieealhg. ana
uses for mother and child are fully
explained in the interesting hook
Useful information. 1t will be
lips Co, III Hudson St., New York.
n. Y.
In buying, be sure to get anuine
Phillips Milk of Magnesia. Doctors
have prescribed it for over so years.
Milk of Magnesia'' has been the
y. s. Registered Trade Mark of
The Chas. H. Phillips Chemical Co.
and its predecessor. Chas. H. Phil
lips, since 1875.
The Washington times., 1929-04-30
BENEFIT PERFORMANCE

HYATTsvILE. April SO.--A bene.
fit performance for the Bethel No. 4,
Jobs Daughters. win be given In the
Arcade Theater here tomorrow night.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-02-01
NAN AND WOMAN
 HANS LOUISIANA
 MURDER HUSBAND
MOANING, WOMAN GOES GAL LOWS, PROTESTING HER
 INNOCENCE

FRANKLIN, Louisiana, Feb, 1, (P)-Mrs. Ada Bonner Lebouef and Dr. Thomas Dreher were hanged in the Parish jail for participa- tion in the murder of her hus- band
 The woman went moaning to the galloWs accompanied by Father Rosseau. Her last prayer was pre- ceded and followed by expressions of her fears and exclamation that the rope was too tight.
 She cried out: oh nother Oh Cod Iisn't this terrible thing, "
 But pr. Dreher shocks hands with the sheriff and walked strong ly up the 10 winding stairs and as he reached the fatal trap he said; Poor Ada; she has gone. Then, looking at Meigs Frost, a news paper man, he said: Frost, you know we didn't do it."
 As the rope was being adjusted he said: "Oh God, have mercy on my soul. Just don't let me choke to death"
 He died instantly Both died forgiving all but protesting their innocence to the last.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-02-01
i. AISS2;jEEIGEn ANIl
 F2EIGHT [;RA5H
 HElD(]II: FIVE DIE
CAUSE OF CRASH UNKNOWN; :; OCCURRED AT 4 SHARP
 CURVE

HENDERSON, Ky, Feb, l, (P)- Five members of two train crews and an employe of the American Railway Express were killed eight miles from here yesterday when passenger train, on the Louis vile Henderson St, Louis railroad, crashed head on into a freight.
 The men were buried in the Wreckage. Doctors and an ambu- lance were rushed to the scene. No passengers were reported in lured but the conductor on the passenger train was taken to the UoplLal m a serious condition.
 The cause of the crash is un- known; it occurred on a sharp curve
 The dead are w. B. Bush, engin- ger on the passenger train; Clyde Hall, fireman; J A. Bell, baggage man; John Harder. engineer on the freight; Hewitt Maysey, fire man; and Milton Buckley, a brake man All were of housewife.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-02-01
HJj5lN 4lY 1lNPAHI.'
 HlS PLENTY 05 GA5H

MONTREAL, Can, Feb, l, (P)-
 The Hudson Bay Mining and Smelling Company, Ltd, incorpor- ated in Canada on December IT last, in a balance sheet of it's sub sidiary, the Flin Flon Mines Ltd., as of January 1, shows total as sets of s27,5oo,oo0, consisting of 10,00uO10 properties appcaisec, as at least of that value, and Sl7, 500,000 cash. The liabilities consist entirely of s27, ,500,0o0 authorized and subscribed to be issued 2,500, 900 shares of no par value.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-02-01
.IINDBE:22IG5H 0FF QIi
 N0lI SSTD2 FLI6HI
 0?EEHNAIL. SER'HIICCEE:
FALCON EE?La21E C-&rsGIEG sUT- FICIENT FUEL FOR NON-
 STOP FLIGHT

NEW YORK, Feb, l, (P)-Col, Chas. A. Lindbergh hopped off for Florida from where he will fly on Monday to open the new air mail route to the Panama Canal Zone.
 Colonel Lindbergh did not an- nouce his exact destination but it is assumed his objective is Miami from where the start of the Pan American mail flight is to be made.
 His Falcon biplane carried suffi- cient fuel to enable him to make a non stop flight to Miami if he chose He took of alone.
Seward daily gateway., 1929-02-01
HOOVER REALIZES LONG AMBITION
 HOOKS B|G FISH
PRESIDENT ELECT HAVING A SPLENDID VACATION IN
 GULF WATERS

LONG KEY, Fla, Feb, l, (H)- President elect Herbert Hoover yes- terday realized a long cherished ambition to catch a sail fish.
 After a 25-minute battle he land- ed a game specimen weighing 45 pounds and about six feet long.
 The catch was made in the Gulf Stream. He later returned to shallow water where he caught a number of tuna, amberjack, tiger fish and other species of the finny tribe,