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Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

not so much the first cost as the accessories that dent the pocketbook.
 E. D. Haddon opines that suc- cess is just matter of common sonse, common decency and advertising space.
 Our principal objection to humble people is that they al- ways seem little too proud of it.
 There is one great difficulty about the proposal to put weak minded persons to death. It might include too may.
 How times change! In the old days chivalry consisted in say ing: May I smoke?" Now it consists of saying: Have one Of mine"
 AS remedy for divorce a Chicago judge urges men not to marry until they reach the age of reason. Sounds fine; but it would bar SO many from marriage altogether.
 Remember you can't afford to stand still, because he who stands still is already going backward /; Neither can you af- ford to be mere follower, for he who is content to follow an- other is always behind.
 Well" said the purveyor of platitudes, there are always just as good fish in the sea as ever came out of it."
 You're right" responded the disgruntled angler. land I'm the man who left them there"
 There is class of people who are unable to bear real trouble because of always bearing an overload of imaginary ones.
 Fervent lover Darling, Il will love you perpetually, ceaselessly, everlastingly."
 Dumb Dora "Yes, but how long will you love mel"
 The small son of a man who took great interest in the Dar- winian theory, on visiting the zoo and observing the monk
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

E. D. Haddon opines that suc- cess is just 9 matter of common sonse, common decency and advertising space.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

For a girl to have a pretty face and skinny legs is about like having a nice check book and no bank account.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

From the bottom of our heart we say God pity the rich; the poor can still enjoy wishing for the things they cannot afford.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

According to the Blueberry Kid, every husband trembles when his wife looks at him closely and says, T want to talk to you about something"
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

Alfalfa-'I've got to get rid of the old horse. What do you suppose I can sell him for?"
 Corntassel- Well, if he had a hump, you might sell him for a camel"
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

Our principal objection to humble people is that they al- ways seem a little too proud of it.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

A husband buys a ticket to hear a lecture, and buys a box of candy or a hat or a dress to keep from hearing one.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

You can't fool a woman by lying to her unless it's comp liment, according to Jimmie R.
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

The small son of man who took great interest in the Dar- winian theory, on visiting the zoo and observing the monk
Hyder weekly herald., 1929-05-18

My girl" the young man de- clared, 'is a decided blonde.' Yes" said the girl friend of his girl-friend, T was with her when she decided"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

~ 1927 Chevrolet Coach. Original
NJ finish; new tires; mechanically
AL. 1925. Used Car Branch.
" 4l9 N. Capitol. Ii. 1919.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

OHEVRoLET-i927. coach; S new tires,
mechanically perfect. Trade, terms. 1916
E. Washington. Ir. 1898.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

OF extras; motor completely overhauled: :
terms Open evenings. 1915 E. Wash
ington. II. 1898.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

"a 1928 Chevrolet Coupe. Just
.kA' the car for the salesman, $425;
y .AE only small down payment. Used
L o. Car Branch. 419 N. Capitol Ave.
V Ii. 1919.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

"a 1926 Chevrolet Coupe. See this
- afp car before you buy: It won't
- Any last long at only $195. Used
I Car Branch. Alb N. Capitol.
Lii. 1919.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07
Automobiles for Sale

good paint; motor sounds fine. Just q
good little car. Only SIS. Terms. BUCK
EYE FINANCE CO.. 2o7 z New York st.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07
Stcre-Omce Supplies


RoELER oANARiEs-sinrsrs. also cages.
e01 Z. g S. Hu. 1si1.
PEDIGREEp CHINCILAS-And white
rabbits reasonable. sal ". sand S.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

NASH, 1929; advanced 4-door sedan; has
had very little use as q demonetrator;
can. not be told from new; terms or
trade.
A. G. MUELLER NASH SALES.
New and Used Car Store.
635 Virginia Ave
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-09-07

"a 1927 Chevrolet Coupe. New
XIV paint; good tires; todays best
- .AV buv S325: easy terms. Used
l. Car Branch. 4ls N. Capitol Ave.
W Ii. 1919.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24
sUNoCo OIL

MANY motorists have asked me-"
says Mr.. Robert Wier, Jr., local
branch manager of the Sun Oil Co.,
what is meant by paraffin COM
pound oil, and it might be instruct
i've at least to get the A. b. C's of
this question.
when the Drake Oil Well was
discovered in Pennsylvania in 1869
there was rush for oil properties
in that state, and for many years
that oil supply was exclusive in the
United States. The lubricating oils
fir automobiles made from this
crude could only be made for the in
ternal combustion motor by COM
pounding pure distilled oil with
heavy, waxy material called cylinder
stock, because there could not be
obtained from the parafin base
crude which was distilled, a body
heavy enough TO lubricate the aver
age car. The use of cylinder stock,
a non-distilled residue, added what
ever body was necessary to the orig
inal pure oil to make the resultant
oil commercially disable. These oils
are what is known as compounded
oils. l Id
"Sunoco Motor Oil, on tie other
hand" continues Mr.. Wier, lis a
wholly distilled oil and, therefore, a
100 per cent lubricant. New REIN
ing methods have made it possible
to give all Sunoco oils fom the
lightest to the heaviest tractor oil,
"a pure distilled product. Oils from
Pennsylvania base crude are very
high in carbon formation, and now
with high compression motors where
the presence OF old Mr.. Hard Carbon
will become more manifest than
ever, it is most desirable to use oils
which give a minimum of carbon.
''The methods used in the manu-
featuring Of Sunoco motor oil are
unique and modern. Millions Of doll
lars have been spent in plant equip
ment. New methods are succeeding
the old. New oils like Sunoco leave
a minimum carbon deposit"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24
HOG CHOLERA DURING APRIL

The disease was reported to exist on
twenty premises against fourteen year
ago and ten year average of 2o.5 for
the same peiod. Eight were classed as
backyard outbreaks, while IL occurred
on farms were hogs are bred and raised.
Sixteen were classed as primary or
new outbreaks, while four were secon-
Diary or spread of the disease from near
by premises. Four were in garbage
feeding plants.
Washington county was up to its old
tricks, and was away out in front with
Gue as,shreak Charles F~ed@sinb and
St Mary's fought it outfor second place
and. ended up in tie with TWO each
Anne Arundel, Baltimore. Cecil,
Kent, Montgomery, Prince
Georges, Somerset and Worchester each
scored one case.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

A tanning mill for cleaning small
grain is a good investment on farms
where dockage is heavy. Removal
of dockage from wheat and other
grains before shipment from the
farm makes higher-grade grain
which brings a better price, and
leaves the dockage which is a good
feed for livestock. Also, the weed
seed, chaff, and light grain can be
removed from seed grain, leaving
only good seed for planting. ..
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

most of the tests that have been con-
Quoted have shown that some benefit
is derived from the treatments. In any
case the cost of the treatment is so small
that the benefit is we'll worth the expense
In the only test conducted in the
State last year, an increase of 1867 per
cent was noted, after the seed had been
treated.
Barrels. used for treating seed wheat
for smut, make excellent machines for
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

feed through the planter quiet as fast
US the nom treated seed and allowance
must be made for this when seeding.
The treatment seems of most advan-
tage on early seeded corn. Little bene-
fit is reported on late planting although
as some growers have found that crows
do not relish the treatad seed it is con-
sidered worthwhile for this advantage
alone.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

s@~S
post shoulders Of the
men and women who construct, operate
and maintain the telephone system that
the brunt Of such activities fall.
Disastrous storms and floods have
occurred recently in various parts of
the country, and in nearly every case
mention has been made of the service
rendered by telephone operators and
linemen. The operators sit coolly at
their switchboards sending warnings
to those in the path of the rushing
waters or call for help in time Of
storms. On the heels Of such dis
asters come the repair crews, men
ready to work day or night, to keep
up the lines so that the messages
may go through.
The loyal telephone men and wom-
en- who maintain service, restore
broken lines and keep the switch
boards in operation in great emer-
gencies seem to consider their actions
as all in the days work. They do not
seem to feel that they have rendered
any spectacular service or given more
than their everyday devotion to duty.
It is on these men and women of the
telephone system that the public re-
lies, unknowingly in many cases for
the news of what has happened in
emergencies. Such service is depend
able and the public has long since
come to accept 1t as such.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24
treating seed of sweet corn.

treating seed of sweet corn. However,
for small quantities. the seed may he
treated in alright cans or containers
of most any kind. The seed should lbe
mixed with the dust until it is thPr-
oughly coated. Mr.. Hunter states Il pat
most of the commercial dusts on the
market at the present time may be u4ed
with equal effectiveness.
Because of the fact that the dust
makes the corn slightly rough it win pot
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24
TREATMENT OF EARLY SEED
CORN
CORN

Early sweet corn seed may be treated
to NV ntage with any Of commercial
d st disinfrctants now on the market,
it is said by H. A. Hunter, canning
crops pathologist for the Extension Ser
vi e. University of Maryland. While
there has not been very great amount
Of experimental evidence on the subject.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

Telephone Employees
Steadfast To Duty
+ @-'~
The Message Must Go Through
+ Spirit Considered Every
Day Affair

Emergencies CALI
for quick action.
Accidents, fires,
floods, storms and
other disasters
startle people ev.
eryw here, and
when such calam.
tiles occur the
public wants the
facts quickly and
accurately.
In such times
of stress people
instinctively turn
to the telephone,
and it is on the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

same thickness Of carbon is
deposited on the piston head
Of each motor, the area Of the
high compression motor is re-
duced much more than in the
old style motor. This tends to
cause knocking in modern
type motors.
Therefore, hard carbon today
is more troublesome than ever
before. When SUNOCO Oil is
used, the soft, fluffy carbon is
driven out the exhaust. There
is no hard carbon on the top of
the piston or on the cylinder
head.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1929-05-24

Affectation in dress implies flaw
in the understanding.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
YEGG|NEN s 7 IN
VA. OFFICIALS

LURAY, Va March 26.-County
and city authorities throughout the
valley and northern Virginia are
guarding against further depreda'
tions by what they believe to be a
gang of yeggmen robbing post Of
fices.
The belief that the gang is work.
ing from one point, possibly Wash
ington, is given credence from the
systems used in the robberies of the
Luray, Aide, and Upperville post
offices last week
The robberies at Luray and Aldie
took place on the same morning at
almost the same hour. At Luray
the thieves took $4,000 In stamps
and money, and at Aldie they got
$500, and then destroyed the build
ing at a loss of $4,000.
The third robbery took place two
days later at Upperville. where the
robbers got but $3.50, the postmas-
ter having taken the money, stamps
and records home with him.
The three robberies showed the
work of experts in the blowing of
the safes.
Postoffice Inspector H. l.. Con.
nor, Of Washington, has been placed
in charge of the Investigations.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
OLDEST HONOR.
i NINE DEAD

Eulogies and silent prayer in
honor of nine deceased members
formed a part of the program at
the annual memorial services of the
Association of the Oldest 1nhabit.
ants held last night at the Twelfth
Street Branch Y. NJ. c. A.
The dead members are DR.. w. S.
Montgomery, for years an educator
in this city. J. F. Pratt, c. e.
Minkins, John A: Davis, Richard
Moore, J. G.. Barker. w. K. L.
Sanford. Nelson Booker and Lewis
B. Malvin.
After the memorial services the
annual election OF officers took
place. Samuel W. Watson, was re-
elected president for another year.
The other officers named were: Vice
presidents. J. T. Baltimore. George
Stewart. George Cook, John Cole
and w. ]. Singleton; secretaries,
George Watson, w. J. Smith and
Thomas Short; treasurer, Edward
Smith; chaplain. s. w. Holcomb
historian, DR.. A. r. Collins; marshall
Charles Turner; steward. s. n
I.anders: board Of directors, II. M
Smith. J. r. Atkinson and Charles
Robinson.
The association has a membership
Of nearly $50. 1t meets every
fourth Monday.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
ADVERTISEMENT
One Cent a Day
Brings 500 a Month
Over 100000 Persons Have Taken
Advantage Of Liberal Insurance
Offer. Policy Sent Free
for Inspection.

Kansas City, Mo.-Accident in
surance at a cost of one cent a
day is being featured in policy
issued by the National Protective
Insurance Association.
The benefits are 500 a month
for IL months-$1 900 to $500 at
death. The premium Is only 1855
a year or exactly one cent a day,
Over 100000 paid policies of this
type are already in force. Men
women and children ten years OF
age or over are eligible. No medi,
cal examination Is required. This
may be carried in addition to in.
surance in any other company.
Send No Money
To secure 10 days free inspec-
ton of policy, send no money. Mail
to the National Protective Insur.
ance Association, 1859 Scarritt
Bldg. Kansas City, Mo-, the fol.
lowing information: Name, age
address. beneficiary's name and re.
lationship. After reading the policy
you may either return it without
obligation or send $3.65 to put poi
icy in force for a whole year-365
days.-(Copyright. 1929.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
VET' s DRAWINGS
ATTRACT

Albert Levin, a disabled Amer
ican war-veteran, of the 500 block
of Tenth st. N. W., has been the
recipient of numerous letters OF
commendation on black and white
drawings that he has made OF
numerous dignitaries. 1t was learn
ed today.
Levin, who says he never took
a lesson in drawing, but has
picked up the art unassisted, has
drawn pictures of President and
Mrs. Hoover, Ex-Presijent and Mrs.
Coolidge, the late President Hard.
ing, and numerous others. He
gets his models from newspaper
pictures and enlarges them to life
size.
He was in three major engage
ments during the World War and
was shell shocked. At the present
time he is drawing compensation
from the Veterans Bureau. He has
an earnest desire, he says, to
obtain instruction in drawing, that
he may be able to make a living
without having to depend upon
an outside agency.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
Wilbur ReappOints Spry
To General Land Office

Secretary of the Interior Wilbur
yesterday notified William Spry OF
his reappointment as commissioner
of the General Land Office by Presi'
dent Hoover.
Thomas c. Havell, assistant COM
missioner. will be retained for an
other term.
Before being appointed for the
first time, Spry was governor of
Utah for two terms, from 1909 to
1917 He lives at 2S49 Wisconsin
Ave. n. w, and Assistant Commits
sioner Havell at 1903 E St. n. E.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
ALLEN D FACE
TRIAL ON SHOT

Policeman r. J. Allen, Third pre-
cinct, will 90 before the Police Trial
Board Thursday charged with i'm.
proper and unjustified I've Of his
pistol in shooting a colored youth
who was fleeing from him.
The board will be composed Of the
same police captains, r. r. Bean,
Martin J. Reilly and ]. e. Wilson,
who exonerated Allen of a charge
of falling to cooperate with the
Health Department some months
ago.
Allen objected to being tried by
the regular trial board, and Major
Hesse named the special board.
Forty-seven witnesses. Including
Major Hesse, have been summoned
for the trial
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
Musicians Union and
National Theater Agree

War between Stephen E. Cochran,
manager Of the National Theater,
and the local Musicians Union con-
cerning use of an orchestra during
the spring and summer, has come
to an end.
Under an agreement reached
yesterday, seven musicians must
be employed until the first week
of April: five during next month
and three for the remainder Of the
National Theater Players stock
season.
Cochran intimated he was not
satisfied with the arrangement. but
was forced to compromise or the
musicians would have gone on
strike and would have called out
the stage hands.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26

Comes
Two hours after eating

much acid, and the symptoms dis
appear at once. You will never
use crude methods when, once you
learn the efficiency of this. Go
get a small bottle to try.
Be sure to get the genuine Phil.
lips Milk OF Magnesia prescribed
by physicians for 80 years in cor
recting excess acids. 25c and SOC
a bottle-any drugstore.
milk of Magnesia" has been the
u. S. Registered Trade Mark Of
The Charles H. Phillips Chemical
Company and its predecessor Charles
H. Phillips since 1878.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26

What many people call indiges.
ton very often means excess acid
in the stomach. The stomach
nerves have been over-stimulated,
and food sours. The corrective is
an alkali, which neutralizes acids
) instantly. And the best alkali
known to medical science is Phil
lips Milk of Magnesia 1t has re-
matned the standard with physicians
In the so years since it's invention.
One spoonful of this harmless,
fasteless alkali in water will neu.
tralize instantly many times as
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
Zihlman Is HOnOred
At Silver Spring Dinner

Representative Frederick n. Zihl'
man of Maryland last night at tes'
timonial dinner in his honor at the
Silver Spring Armory was lauded
for his services.
Capt. Frank l.. Hewitt. of Silver
Spring, county Republican leader.
acting as POSTMASTER, predicted that
xihIman would be the next governor
of Maryland. Secretary of Labor
James J. Davis. and former Repre-
sentative Walter Newton, secretary
to President Hoover, were the prin-
cipal speakers.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
Ministers Want New
Police Head to Be Dry

Total abstinence from alcoholic
liquors should be recognized as
one Of the qualifications Of the new
superintendent Of police for Wash.
ington," the Washington Ministerial
Association decided at its meeting
yesterday, = when resolutions were
adopted asking that the District
commissioners "appoint only a
known abstainer from intoxicating
liquor as superintendent of police"
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
Inaugural Committee
PAYS Donors in Full

Checks aggregating $112,7S4.
covering a 100 per cent return on
the Inaugural Guarantee Fund. have
been delivered to Robert v. Elem.
ing, chairman of the finance com.
mittee, by w. T. Galliher. treas
urer Of the Inaugural Committee.
These checks have been mailed
to contributors with letters OF
appreciation for their cooperation.
The Washington times., 1929-03-26
Public Poll
FOR
Public Utilities Commissioner

Express to the President your preference for
Public Utilities Commissioner By marking and mail
ing the folLoWing ballot:
To The Poll Committee
16 Jackson Place.
am a citizen of Washington and petition the
President to appoint the following person to the
position of Public Utilities Commissioner
mark with X. Vote for one of the following or
any other person legally qualified)
T William NICK. Clayton
r Marvin Ashdowne Gusts
James J. Noonan
Mrs. Grace Hays Riley
r William Allerton Roberts
Mrs. Virginia White speel
I Ethelbert Stewart
Mrs. Lyman B. Swormstedt
Fred g. Walker
My name
Street address
Evening star., 1929-11-18
DEPLORES
LACK OF AIR FUNDS
Failure of Congress to Make
Appropriations Is Attacked
by Corps Chief.

Failure of Congress to supply ap-
propriations sufficient to keep up the
Army Air Corps five-year building pro-
gram. now in its fourth year, has Sc
riously handicapped the air defense
program and in some instances mas
created dangerous conditions in the
military air forces, 1t Is stated in the
annual report of Maj. Gen. James Z.
Fechet, chief of the Air Corps, made
public here today
Congress, Gen. Fechet said, consist
emily has held down appropriations be-
low the annual amounts made neces-
sary by the five-year program.
Field Conditions Held Dangerous.
"Hindrances to training here re-
suited, due to poor conditions OF
hangers and other essential equipment
necessary at flying fields for the pur-
pose of maintenance and protection OF
aircraft" Gen. Fechet said in his re-
port. This condition has become SC
acute as to be clasSed as dangerous at
some stations, such as Kelly Field.
unless funds are made available for
temporary repairs pending the perma-
nent construction proposed in the Ave
year program, this condition will be-
come worse.
AT Rockwell Field, California. nc
space is available for the storage oi
bombardment type airplanes, so it is
necessary to leave these airplanes ex-
posed to the weather day. and night
Lack of funds has prevented neces-
Sary construction at Fort Crockett
Evening star., 1929-11-18

Texas. for the adequate housing OF air.
planes and equipment Of the attack
group. stationed at that post. 1t is
contemplated increasing this group to
its authorized strength, however. This
increase will necessarily consist only OF
an increase in personnel, as no hangar
space is available for an increase in the
number of airplanes assigned.
"At present only, one observation
squadron is available for all the mis-
sions required in conjunction with other
troops on the Pacific Coast. This
squadron is stationed at San Francisco
and is able to perform only a small
proportion of the missions which should
be expected.
Prospects Held Brighter.
mo Air Corps troops are stationed
IN the vicinity of Puget Sound, where
excellent facilities exist for training
with three other branches of the Army.
This condition cannot be corrected I'M
til the necessary increase in equipment
or units becomes available. Lack OF
funds for the transportation of Reserve
officegs prevents their assignment to
foreign possessions, where an acute need
exists for additional pilots to operate
the aircraft assigned"
Prospects for carrying out of the
terms of the five-year program during
the fiscal year beginning next July are
brighter, since the report was written.
as result OF a recent White House