The Washington times., 1929-04-22
BARRY M0RE'S
MONKEY IS
BANISHED
BY MINNIEHOKUs
Per Dorothy HerzOgl,

per Dorothy HerZOgI
Copyright, 1899, Premier syndicatel
HOLLYWOOD. Calf, April rs.
How.
Catchum ha-ha yarn.
Meet Conway Tearle. Conway
play "GoId Diggers." Makuna all
color and talhy. Color fillum take
twice many lights as plain black
land white fillum. Somebody say
that because fillum thicker.
Well, Conway Tearle have scene.
He stand still. He stand still so
long he feel end of dress suit pants
burn leg. Conway look down.
His pants leg on fire! Minnlehokus
laugh. Bime by when Conway
finish Gold Diggers," he have
tonsil bobbed.
To the Zoo
Meet friend John Barrymore.
He say: fYou see John lately?"
Minniehokus say no. He say:
"You should. John regular Beau
Brunlmel these days. One time
John dress just like suit big sack.
No more. Marriage makum
change. Hear John no longer have
his net monkey. Clementine fam.
Gus in Hollywood. Everybody
know Clementine all time stay
Johns bungalow at Ambassador.
She 90 yacht trips with him. too.
John decide give her away. Give
Clsmentine to Selig zoo. There
she makum noise and live life of
lady. Mebbe tell other animals
what big shot she used be when
John let her stay with him.
Vic'S Brother
Victor McLaglin have plenty
brothers. Mebbe II. No remem.
ber. Anyway, one brother come
visit him Hollywood. His name
Arthur. He big like Victor. Bout
inch taller, too. Arthur live Aus
tralia. Somebody say he work in
kinda circus. Pose. Show off big
physique. Mebbe Arthur decide
stay Hollywood. Specially if he
get fillum work. Swell lookin'
brave.
: Well, Emil Jannings leave. Min
niehokus think he gone for good.
Jannings live Joe Schenck's hot
pup wigwam on Hollywood Boule.
ward. Now he go, Joe move home.
Heap big wigwam for one brave.
Clara Bow decide get sekretry.
She take Daisy. Daisy long time
her hair dresser. Fixum hair on
NIn Nntm
smart. She offer her job Daisy
say okeh. Takum. Now she don't
bother with curl. She look after
house and pay bill and be sekre-
try. Clara no alltime like big
headline. When Clara like that
fix 1t. Mebbe she have electrician,
propman dinner party. Human
bein' good enough her.
Verree Unusual
Go Fox. Walk on lot. See
Jap gardener. He tend flower.
Trim hedge. Plant tulip mebbe.
Sprinkle grass. You savvy--he
gardener. His name Ohara. Ohara
more than gardener. He best
still photographer this town. He
do best In landscape and marine
photo. Shootum grand photo.
Have some in Los Angeles Art
Institute. Plenty body come see
and say ah. ah. Some time
Ohara send photo national art
exhibit. Pretty swell. Once in
while he makum special photo
for Fox too. An same like to
garden. Do other on side.
Hither and YOn
One time Joel McCrae 60 party
Cecil deMille's ranch. Ranch call
Paradise. All body get together
and have bowling contest. Joel
win BOBBY prize. Win swell watch.
Pretty hev hey BOBBY prize Minnie
hokus say Go Malibou
Beach. See rowboat heap far out.
Ben Hendricks at oar. Ben take
Ill son out with him. No
scared Neil Hamilton.
have small boat Malibou too.
One time Neil try bring in by
dertow. No savvy. Minnie.
hokus no believe in salt water.
TakVm swim tub Conrad
Nagel say he ruin 113 suit OF
clothes in fillum. All time play
hero. Here gotta fight villain.
Sure, he win, but just same get
suit out commish
Well. gotta run. Keep hoop,la
date. Big banker. Bime by
mabbe live I Bev Hills. Mabbe