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New Britain herald., 1929-09-13

Snowden is now a hero in Eng land. A hero is somebody who rakes our chcstnuts out of the fire.
 The first heavy frost of the sea son is Gilbert in his newest talliie.
 The new census will list the un- employed. but probably won't in cludc the six in this office.
 "Gordon." said the gencologist, lis Scotch. The goofy one looked surprised. T thought it was gin" said h..
 Every man has moments when he day-dreams Of becoming famous and discovering how he'd look in silk hat.
 Nibljck; A favorito club of the cave man. Formed of two words nib" and "licl." Used to lick his Nibs, the lion,
 The three words most frequently . used to express -dumbAcss are: "What is trumps?"
 Psychologists say an affliction . spurs men on to win. And some . cynic will remark that most mon . who attain to greatness are mar ricd.
 Amcricanism: Eagerly paying 25 cents an ounce for water if the pretty magazine ad says it contains d scientific discovery called aqua . purd, good for the health.
 Copying the manner of charm ing woman won't help you; shes charmin. because she isn't copying.
 Every town has at least one young man who is a wizard at everything except jobs that earn money.
 It would be interesting to discover how many wreck victims had their teeth and tonsils out the week be- fore in order 10 prolong their lives.
 The uiulele has changed consid- crably, though still young in years, and it may yet stop whining.
 A free country is one in which nobody can make himself feel i'm portant by cussing a somebody.
 Remember, however, that the successful man reads certain mag aMncs because he prefers thcm-not because he wishes to be like a sue ccssful man.
 "You cant escape sex; it is the big factor in ever ysucccss.' still, Brother, the mule has done very well.
 Changing clothes 10 fit the weather is right in theory but it's nuisance in september if you haXe anything else to do.
 Correct this sentence: T love him best" said the wife, ''when l must humble myself and strive for days to get him in a good humor'
New Britain herald., 1929-09-13

"You cant escape sex; it is the big factor in ever ysucccss,' still, Brother, the mule has done very well.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-13

Chansing clothes 10 fit the weather is right in theory but it's nuisance in september if you haXe anything else to do.
New Britain herald., 1929-09-13

Correct this sentence: "I love him best" said the wife, when l must humble myself and strive for days to get him in good humor.'
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
The Once Over
AN IMAGINARY INTERVIEW WITH MIR. ROOKIE
TELLER ON HIS NINETIETH
BY Il. Z. PHILLIPS

Q-Mr. Rockefeller, how does it seems to be 80?
A-SpIendid. I wouldn't feel any better II ! had
sunk a 40-foot putt.
Cat that grand old age, sir, are you truly happy?
A-Well, I would be if I could correct my slice.
Q-Is it true that as a small boy you were deter
mined to be the richest man in the world?
Tina going pretty far back. My difficulty
just now is determining facts in my career from fic-
ton. I have read so many stories Of my life by SO
many people that 1 believe some of them myself.
Q-How about the stories so widely published that
you were very hard on your competitors In the old
days?
A-WeIl, I never conceded any two-foot puts.
Q-Do you feel any sense of responsibility for what
the gasoline pumping stations have done to American
scenery?
A-Well, some of the stations make me feel pretty
guilty, I admit, but I get some satisfaction from the
thought no Rockefeller ever had anything to do with
the hot-dog industry.
Glow do you explain your failure in life at 90?
A-What failure?
Q-That of triumphing over all obstacles in life
only to take up golf?
Al don't consider my golf a failure.
Q-Why not?
A-Well, I am one Of the few men in the world to
play it under the right conditions. I dress in my pri-
vate room where I can't hear any golf club quartet
or listen to anybody tell what he did on the sixth
ldSI TUESDAY.
Q-That alone is sufficient to prolong a mans life,
IS it not?
Absolutely. A golfer can't live long in close
proximity to other golfers.
Q-Does the price Of gasoline influence your
game?
A-No, but I suppose news that it has advanced two
cents a gallon doesn't do it any harm.
blow is your short game?
Y -. Ton- 49, ~o- show ro mo onI chOrf n N my
long game.
Q-Do you use special clubs?
A-No; standard.
Q-Do you show any temper at golf? When you
dub one, what do you do?
A-Well, when I dub an easy one I withdraw a
five million dollar gift to Chinese missions or some
thing. But as soon as I get a good one I give the
money back again.
Gone more question, Mr.. Rockefeller: Do you
consider golf good for the American business man?
Yes; after he's THROUGH BEING A BUSI-
NESS MAN.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
Texas Fig Industry Threatened

Sen. Tom Connally of Texas predicts the destruc-
ton OF the fig industry of Texas if figs from foreisn
lands are not shut out by heavy tariff duties. There
are Texans who demand protection for long staple
cotton. There are Texans who demand protection
for the tomato growers. There are Texans who de-
mand protection for citrus growers. There are Tex
ans who demand higher tariffs on wool imports from
Australian and South American countries.
Sen. Simmons of North Carolina, ranking demo-
cratic member of the senate finance committee now
engaged in tariff making, is a cross between a free
trader and a tariff for revenue idealist.
He Is doing his best to commit the democrats of
the country to his way Of thinking. Sen. Simmons
voted for Hoover and Curtis. He should 90 all the
way and give his support to the republican tariff bill.
Why should foreign crude remain on the free list?
If the tariff is the thing, why not go all the road?
II 1t isn't the thing, why not throw down the bars?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE
National Advertising Representatives
Valley Dairying Profitable

Tn every instance where they have kept good
cows and given them proper care the returns have
been very satisfactory"
This is the conclusion of John W.. Kirkpatrick,
Hidalgo county agricultural agent, with regard to the
possibilities Of dairy in his county. What he has
found to be true Of Hidalgo will apply equally as
well to Cameron, Willacy and Starr counties.
Conditions in Hidalgo county lend themselves
readily to ~dairying," continues this authority in his
weekly letter to the farmers. THE climate is mild;
we can produce an abundance Of food, and COWS seem
to thrive. Some have argued that land values are too
high for ~dairying, but we can answer this argument
by citing other states and other countries where land
values are as high as in Hidalgo county, and in many
instances these land values were established and
maintained by dairy cattle"
Agent kirkpatrick warns against the person who
does not like dairying entering the business, but con-
cludes that chose who like dairying and are willing
to give it the care and attention it requires, will find
there is nothing which offers a more certain income
than a few good, well kept dairy CATTLE" He warns
that the cattle tick is a menace to high bred cattle in
Valley counties and suggests care in importing fine
COWS until this danger has. been removed by a thor
ough eradication campaign.
He suggests that six or seven cows are enough for
the ordinary farmer but adds there also should be 200
to 300 good hens on the place.
"AS I have said beforehand have seen this
proved in many instances in this county-every farm
er that can keep five or six or seven good dairy COWS
and 200 to 300 good hens will be prosperous"
This is expert testimony.
Kirkpatrick has been in the Valley long enough to
be familiar with all the agricultural problems of the
section-five years at least. He has made a study Of
practices that are likely to make a profit for farmers.
That is his job.
And he says:
In every instance where they have kept good COWS
ana given them proper care the return has been sat
i~sfactory."
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
Q 1929 .
CENTRAL Pass ASSN INC

when she answered him. She could
not be funny-much as she wanted
to be.
ANY time you like, Kent" she
told him then, IF you really like my
pie. But, what makes you say you
will be a lonely old man. You'll be
married and have five little golden
haired boys and girls at least"
He turned and looked out the win
dow.
Golden haired? No, they won't
be golden haired, Vivian. I think I
can promise you that"
Her heart felt as though it were
bursting with joy-or was it pain?
Anyway, she wanted to ask, more
than she had ever wanted to ask
anything in her life before, what he
meant. The rest of the pie was left
untouched on her plat. 1t would
have stuck in her throat Ike a great
lump of lead.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
Taxation VIII Be a Big Issue

Former Mayor Oscar F. Holcombe of Houston and
candidate for the democratic nomination for COVER
nor Of Texas is swinging around the circle. He pre-
diets that taxation will be one Of the biggest issues
in the 1880 campaign, and that it will play a leading
part in the election of the next governor of Texas.
In September he will make his formal announce
ment to the voters Of Texas. HI plans to make a
visit to every county in the state, and by starting
early and campaigning to the very end, he hopes to
carry his message to all sections Of the commonwealth.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
MEXICO
u. S. TOURIST TRAVEL

MEXICO CITY, July 16.-(P)-A
national tourist committee has been
organized here to encourage travel
from the United States through pro-
motion Of all manner Of business
ventures having to do with tourist
comfort and through a publicity
campaign to be carried on in the
principal American cities.
The committee, created by pres
idential decree. is composed Of gov
ernmental and business representa-
tives. It's chairman Is Felipe Ca
males, acting secretary Of the in
terror.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

Who am i? OF what country am
I president? Whom did I succeed?
Of what ancient people was Attila
the leader?
What order of priests did 1g-
natius Loyola found?
watch therefore, for We know
neither the day nor the hour where
in the Son Of man cometh." Where
is this passage found in the Bible?
TOday's Horoscope
Persons born on this day are self
willed and we'll poised. They either
hate or love intensely, doing neither
halfway.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
StarLOre
THE LAW OF PLANETARY PO-
LAR FLATTENING
BY Arthur Dew. Carpenter

by AIJLIuL OCNs SdL pCA4CCA
The first time the writer ever had
his attention called to the law Of
oblate acknowledgements flattened
at the poles-was when a young boy
in a class in. Natural Philosophy"
The study was not called physics
in those days. "A mechanism con-
sisting Of thin plyable strips of
steel, perhaps 10 inches in length,
pivoted on swivels at their ends
around a parallel steel polar axis.
When the steel strips were set ro-
tating rapidly around this polar
axis, they dilated at their equatorial
parts through the centrifugal N
erby impaired by the rapid whirl,
thus illustrating the force that has
made some Of the planets oblate
spheroids.
More Tomorrow
Answers to Foregoing Questions
!. Emilio Portes Gil; Mexico;
Plutarco Elias Gales.
2. The Huns.
8. Jesuits.
A.. st. Matthew, XIV, Is.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
An Appeal to the Courts

1t is rumored in political as well as legislative
haunts of men that the legal advisers Of the big oil
companies will appeal to the courts in order that the
acid test may be given to the constitutionality of
the double barreIed gallonage tax and motor license
reduction tax law. Why should the oil companies call
for a test? Consumers of gasoline will pay the
freight. Consumers always pay the freight.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

Born, July 6, 1929, to Jose Eliezer
and Juanita Cueves Soto. twin boys,
Jose Maria, and ElieZer Soto, at
home Brownsville. Birth reported
July IA.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
Flashes of Life

NEW YORK-Take note Of the
weather for the next 40 days. st.
Swithin, bishop of Winchester, Eng
land, and a weather prophet was
buried in 862. Only July Is, 962, the
story goes, it was decided to move
his bones, but a terrific rainstorm
burst and continued for 10 days.
The remains were left were they
were. And so:
st. SWitlin's day, If thou doSt rain
For ~ days it will remain;
st. Swithin's day, if you be fair,
For 40 day it will rain nae mair.
But the weather bureau records
prove the poem wrong.
NEWPORT, r. I.-Ping pong has
taken society by storm. The favor
tie after dinner sport Of other days
is played on every exclusive veran-
da, and Mrs. Muriel Vanderbilt
Church has converted part of her
stables into a ping pong court.
JAMESTOWN, N. Y. - Henry
Ford, Harvey S. Firestone and
Adolph Ochs will deliver addresses
at the Chatauqua institution on
July "a to mark the hundredth
birthday OF Lewis Miller, one Of the
founders Of Chautauqua. Mrs
Thomas A. Edison, daughter Of Mr.
Miller, will have a part in the pro-
gram.
NEW YORK-The fishing was
fine for Theodore Marion, 10, and
Joseph Sheopun, II, until they
hooked a parrot. The screams OF
the bird brought a policeman Il
the roof of a pet shop. He found
the fishermen areling for pets
through a skylight with an oper
paddock on the end of z string.
WEST POINT, N. Y.-Maj. Gen
William r. Smith, superintendent
Of the military academy, desire:
photographs, of eight civil war gen
erals. He has been unable to locate
relatives or frieEds Of Generals Dor
Carlos Buell., Samuel r. Curtis
Frederick Steele, William B. Frank
lin, Nathaniel Lyon, John G.. Eos,
ter, Darius N. Couch and Gordon
Granger.
CHICAGO-Industrial Leadership
for main street. The Middle Yves
Utilities company finds that tn
productive capacity Of people II
small towns is increasing taste
than that of city jewellers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

The accident to the Zeppelin probably prevented
some New York tabloid from carrying a signed stor!
by the gorilla.-MiamiN News.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

John Haynes Holmes says that any man who gets
married has TO sacrifice so per cent of his individual
liberty. Thou optimist, - Post.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

It begins to look as II Harry Sinclair Is entitled to
. rebate from his lawyers-DaIlas News
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

A study in logic these hot days is to be found In
the stockingless fad combined with the fur neckpiece
Wichita Eagle.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

The conservative opinion, in England, is that the
hands that rocks the cradle rocked the boat-Macon
News.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

Four California cities are among those having tn
highest suicide rate. Florida papers please copy
indianapolis Star.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

A heather country is one in which the pay-rol
can be transported without an armored car.-Brook'
Ign Times.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
LIFE PENSION FOR COOK

MUNICH.-Prince Max Won Ho-
henlohe- Oehringen has been arrest
ed for fraudulent real estate trans
actions.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

The reason there is plenty OF room at the top IS
because so many who get there fall off'-Gran Rap
ids Press.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

A.-The electric needle can be sue
cessfully employed in removing SUI
perfluous hair. Sometimes a bleach
Is helpful.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

It was a week later that Kent
burst into the house and yelled
Vivian" until she thought he would
raise the roof. She knew what he
wanted to tell her-but she tried not
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

Mrs. G. @. r. Q.-My baby's eyes
are blood shot-what do you advise?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16
BIRTHS RECORDED

A.-Bathe the eyes with a weak
solution of boracic acid.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-07-16

CHICAGO-Industrial leadership
for main street. The Middle West
Utilities company finds that the
productive capacity Of people in
small towns is increasing faster
than that of city jewellers.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25
McGinniS Meadows

G.. E. Gilbertson was a visitor at
the H. j. Fowler home last Tuesday.
Homer Davis spent last week at
his ranch on the Fisher river.
w. H. Van Alstine and Alice, who
have been visiting with Jake Van
Alstine and family in Havre, have
now gone on to Harlowton to visit
his son and Alice's father, Charles
Van Alstine.
James Orr was q visitor at the
William Lang home on Thompson riv-
or last week.
Morris Davis spent Thursday af-
tornoon at the Carl Gilbertson home.
C. e. Gilbertson and Earl Walker
worked on Elk Hill last week.
Margaret Davis spent last Thurs
day with Mrs. M. l. Davis.
George P. Koebel turned some Of
his cattle onto the range last week.
Earl Walker was visitor Mt the
w. ]. Lloyd home Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morris Davis were
callers at the Gilbertson home ON
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. j. Fowler and
daughter Jean and the Silver Butte
school teacher were visitors at the
C. e. GilbertsonS home on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leon Van Alstine and
children spent Sunday evening at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. M. /. Davis.
c. G. Gilbertson was visitor in
Kalispell a couple of days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. E. Davis spent
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25

Rex Flemming made a trip to the
ranch in Silver Butte this week to do
several days work.
Mrs. John Gardipee, daughter Eliz-
abeth and VIM. kenelty visited at
Harvey Shelley's Friday night
Ray Shelley, Harvey Shelley, VIM,
Kenelty, Mrs. Gardipee and Elizabeth
made business call on Rex Elem
ming Thursday.
Mrs. La Munyan, county superin-
tendent visited the school at Manicke
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. u. Shelley and
children went to Kalispell ON a visit
to Mr.. Shelley's parents Sunday, re-
turning Tuesday.
Grit Brown and Mr.. Bingham visited
at Rex Jennings home Saturday.
Jack Harris, who is working in
Libby visited at Mr.. Fossum's and
Flemings' Sunday.
R. U. Shelley and family took sup
per and spent the evening Friday at
H. K. Shelley's.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Owens, daugh-
ter Dorothy and Floyd Williams spent
Sunday at Manicke.
Mrs. James Orr and son Edward
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25
Rexford News.

Mrs. Jess Dewar and daughter Rose
were callers in Whitefish Saturday.
Miss Mildred Larsen left Sunday
for Spokane after spending several
weeks visiting her parents.
E. J. Wenzler drove to Libby Sun
day, visiting friends.
Mrs. Otto Swartz returned here
Friday after spending several days in
Spokane on business,
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Mckenzie of Eu-
reka were callers here Sunday eve
ming.
H. E. Wenzler of Whitefish spent
the weekend visiting his folks and
old time friends.
Steve Marin went to Kalispell the
first of the week on business.
Mrs. Eayrs returned the first OF
the week from Kalispell after spend.
ing the winter months with her son
there.
E. E. Amondson Of Eureka held
church services here Sunday evening.
Mrs. Frank Hammond went to Kali
ispell Saturday on business matters.
A. E. Johnson of Fortine was a
caller in town the last of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Knots of Gateway
have moved over on the George
Bright farm close to the Jim Byers
place, which they will farm this sum-
mer.
Evangelists Lehman and Friesen
went to Stonehill Monday and will
hold services there Thursday evening,
April Is, in the school house. Every
one welcome.
A. Lehman drove to Ural Mon
day, making the trip by auto.
Miss Agnes Wenzler went to
Whitefish Saturday where she takes
her music lesson.
Otto Swartz made business trip
to Whitefish Monday.
William Lowney of Whitefish was
business caller here Tuesday.
Mrs. Sam Venion and her two sons
and daughter Of Libby attended serv-
ices in the Wenzler home Sunday at
ternoon-
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25
Sleeping in Noise.

Children should not be trained to
sleep In absolute quiet Accustom them
to 60 to sleep during the ordinary
noises OF the house An inadvertent
noise would thus not wake them, and
In later years noises would not trouble
them.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25
STATEMENT OF THE OWNER
SHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCU-

STATEMENT OF IHE OW IN Eh-
SHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCU-
LATION, ETC, Required by the
Act Of Congress of August "a, 1912
Of the Western News and Libby
Times, published weekly at Libby,
Montana, for April /, 1929.
State of Montana, County Of Linz
coln-sS.
Before me, notary public IN and
for the state and county aforesaid,
personally appeared Chas. d. Rowe,
who, having been duly sworn accord
ing to law, deposes and says that he
is the editor and manager Of the
Western News and Libby Times, and
that the following is, to the best Of
his knowledge and belief, true
statement of the ownership, manage
ment of the aforesaid publication for
the date shown in the above caption
required by Act of August "a, 1912,
embodied in Section 443, Postal Laws
and Regulations, to-wit:
/. That the names of the publish
er, editor and business manager are:
Publisher, Western Montana Pub
fishing Co., Libby, Montana,
Editor and Business Manager,
Chas. D. Rowe, Libby, Montana.
Q. That the owners are: Western
Montana Publishing Co., Chas. d.
Rowe, Libby, Montana; S. M. Logan
Kalispell, Montana.
8. That the known bondholders,
mortgages, and other security hold
ers are NONE.
CHAS. d. ROWE.
Editor and Business Manager.
| Sworn and subscribed to before me
this End day of April, 1929.
! (SeaN D. P. BOYLE,
Notary Public for the State OF Mon
tana. My commission expires Aug
ust 10, 1880.
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE.

Notice is Hereby Given, BY the
undersigned, Mae Paulsrud, admin
istratrix with the will annexed of
the estate Of Matthias Fl. Paufsrud,
deceased, that she will ON or after
the 14th day of May, 1929, sell at
private sale these certain lots, pieces
or parcel of land, situate in Lincoln
County, Montana, and particularly
described as follows, to-wit: The
NEA Of NWA and Lot numbered two
of section So, in Township 81, North,
Of Range %, West, Montana Merid-
ian.
Offers or bids will be received at
the law office of H. G. Pomeroy, State
Bank Building, Eureka, Montana.
Terms Of sale are cash. Ten per
cent of the purchase price must be
paid on notice Of acceptance of bid,
and the balance on the confirmation
of sale.
Dated this 18th day of April, 1929
MAE PAULSRUD,
Administrative with the will an
nexed.
a25-m9-3t
Western news and the Libby times. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1920-1933, 1929-04-25
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office, Great Falls,
Montana, March 80, 1929
Notice is hereby given that on
March 20, 1929, George R. Shepard,
filed his formal application Serlal
No. 075180, to exchange the ShNEH,
Lots Il and 2 Sec. 4, T. 20 N. K. 30
W., for timber Of an equal value TO
be cut from portion of Sec. IA,
T. 26 N. r. 80 W., p M. NJ, under
the act Of March 20, 1922 az Stat /,
465).
The purpose of this notice ~ TO
allow all persons claiming the TIM
Der selected or having bona fide-o OBJ