Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1929-05-20
The Once Over
SLIGHTLY uNCoNyINCING SALES TALKS

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mo. 1.-The Electric Ice-box Agent Who Formerly
Sold Heating Plants and Automobiles).
MAN, there isn't another ice-bcx like this on the
market. IT'S got everything. Quick ON the pickup,
easy to handle and full Of pep. ] know there are
other electric refrigerators. lots OF EN-. but do they
stand up? Are they just a one-year job? Have they
got years OF engineering knowledge and experience
behind 'em? What you want is performance, amt
II? You want an ice-box you can Jump In and 60
places. don't you?
"Lissen. this Is the very finest machine you can
buy and when you have this in your home you know
you'll be satisfied. Anybody can operate it-your wife
or your kiddies-and it's the kind Of boiler they'll be
proud to be seen in. Don't believe any Of that stuff
you hear about exhorbitant costs. It costs more than
coal. yes. but only a few dollars. but think OF the in
conveniences II eliminatesl No more ashes to haul
out. no more coal to shovel. no more wood to chop
Yu just set the thermostat to the number Of miles you
want TO get per hour and what's the result? All the
ice you want ut any hour OF the day or night, whether
you use II for business or pleasurel
what? Certainly it's a lot cheaper than natural
gas-beg pardon-ice. And it does away with the ice
man who was always dirtying up the kitchen. And
there was a lot Of waste. Where did most OF your Ice
go2 Up the chimney. OF course. None OF the power
transmitted directly to the rear wheels where It did
the most good. understand? You had to watch 1t all
the time or you would get up some cold morning out
On n lODely SITeJCN CT IOdu y AIotl ATTY 6nine1S rim
find the fire out.
Another thing about these new electric ice-boxes
is that they are absolutely odorless. due to the won
derful advances made in bodybuilding during thu
past year. America leads the world in this respect
They make your cellar look like your living-room.
Think Of the convenience of going to bed at night
with the thermostat SO set that the heat will come on
in the morning when you need it and fill the refrig-
orator with enough nice clean Ice to carry you through
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'Its comfort you want. isn't 1t? A good roomy re-
frigerator. well upholstered and with a fre-box so big
you can put your whole family into II any time you
want!
COLOR NOTE
Mrs. Alice Roosevelt L~ongworth and Mrs. Dolly
Gam found themselves sitting together in the senate
gallery the other day. but Mrs. Longworth left abb
ruptly. Alice blew. as the color used to be.
FANCY 1T.
That John Gilbert-Ina Claire marriage will begin
to cool the first time either one remarks to the other:
1-Oh. what a funny little wrinklel
2-Is that a circle under your eye. dear?
3-You know. darling, you really should be more
careful about your appearance.
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NEW VERSION
Mary. Mary. quite contrary.
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle-shells
And DEBENTURES all in a row.
Never kiss a f1apper in spring" warns Leon
Blumenfeld; 1T is bound to 90 to her head"
SULPHUR OR BLUE?
The talking pictures are to be produced IN colcrs
next. And one Of the first sensations will be the dia-
logue Of what Price Glory" in natural hues.