Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1929-06-19

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| An optimist is a man who believes
that some day real hair restorer will be
found. When real hair restorer is found
we may look confidentally toward to the
ointment that will stimulate the growth
OF new teeth. new fingers, hands and
feet.
| lhe common superstition is that it is
| hard luck for a black cat TO cross the
rabbit or Rhode Island Red to cross the
path unless he hurries.
The government has started a war on
| Chicago eangsters. Nov that the gang
sters have gotten a good start at each
other the government might leave then
alone Tor Il while They should soon
have each other cleaned out.
Sometimes Wc believe that the stories
on the Scotch were started by some tight
wad of another nationality as a sort of
smoke >cc' "a to hide their own stingi-
ness. We IRE not Offering this suggestion
because W" c:n boast of any Scotch ex-
traction hu simply because we have four
some folks %tn%ier than any Scotchman
we ever san
IL couple OF men get along we'll their
wives are sure to dislike each other en-
sight
Which from my own experience ma es
me realize fully,-The man who can bot
tie up his temper, is a eorker
guess they don't have halatosis any
more At leEst the magazines have quit
running page ads abe Ut it
Being poor wouldn't be SO bad if it did
not last SO long, but it gets terribly monot-
onous.
II takes lot of nuts to hold an auto
mobile together only one to wreck it
No one has ever been known to suffer
eye strain from looking at the bright
side of things.
B It the quickest way to make yourself
really miserable is to start wondering why
YOU aren't happier.
All men look alike and talk alike after
they have been married couple of years
Yes Lord Dewer says: The road to
success is crowded with women pushing
their husbands along"
Gold and silver may notrhyme but they
Jingle well together
Even city dwetler takes an interest
in agriculture three times d day.
Now that we have outlawed war and
there can be no decrease in the ever il :
creasing population that way. And now
that we have had Filter Families con.
test providing for still greater increase
in population, who knows but that the
Good Lord has sent the gunman. the saw
ed off shotgun and the machine gun te
earth to supply the need of an eliminatol
A true woman never buttons anything
she can pin =
The weather is relieving the farmer
right now and no doubt will have hin
completely finished by the time Congress!
saves him.
They are snorting around about some
thing or other in Paris, that they say ii
it is not done, will bring On more compli
cations we'll let EN- snort, it will pro
badly not affect the rain in Kansas.
They are shooting each other in Berlin
If lived in Berlin, would want to shoe
somebody. And if lived in Itlay woul'
What we need is relief from farm relief
Mr. Coolidge, it is reported, has purcha
sed an used car. How can a man n
more voluble than Mr. Coolidge ever d
, justice to used car.
: Speaking of rushing into thing with
4 out consideration. Marian Talley annour
] ced that she would take up farming te
! fore she knew what the farm relief le2ls
2 lation would be.
The farm relief program has been SLOW
ed up until thereal meaning of'debentui
is discovered.
, We note with but passing interest IN.
tional Eeg Week bet we look toward Wit
> ill disguised anticipation to the Erie
Chicken season.
The human race is easily spoiled
n ! Jew years ago man could walk eight
E ten blocks and think nothir 8 of it, now,
man crabs around all morning if he can
| find parking place within block of tt
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