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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1929-12-27
THE MARRY
GO-ROTJND
nv Helen Rowland.


And We Call It ''Pep"l
TU1IS Is an age Of efficiency,
: pep high-pressure nerves
and high-power vita1ityl
How we DO love to boast Of
our energy, our speed, our cold
plunges, our super-men and our
super-womenl
But ARE we so super
shush! or are we Just lazy2
we are too lazy to control
our children. SO we let them
do as they please, eat what
they please. say what they
please and make themselves as
ridiculous IS they please and
call it free verse"
We are too lazy to learn to
draw. So we make . few cubes
on q canvasand call 1t self
expression!"
We are too lazy to make our
poetry Ehyme. So we write 1t
without rhyme or rhythm Of
beauty-and call it free verse"
Men are too lazy to face mar
rage and the struggle Of sup
porting q family and women
are too lazy to face the burden
Of rearing children and keeping
house for q man. So most Of
them stay single and call 1t
independence"
Those Of us who do marry
are too lazy to make the effort
to adjust ourselves to each
other. So we rush to the di-
vorce courts and call It "in-
compatibility"
We are too lazy to walk. So
we ride ia taxicabs and auto
mobiles and grow FAT land
then resort to massage and
dieting to keep us from arterio
ScleroSis.
We are even too lazy to en-
dure the high-presslre emo
tions and rarefied idealisln Of
REAL LOVE. So we run for
our lives when we see IL coming
and just play around with 8 lot
Of little imitation loves land
call 1t living our own nvesl"
We are too lazy to exercise
our spiritual natures. So we
stay away from church and
spend our Sundays on the golf
links and call it getting next
to nature"
We are even too lazy to
FLIRT. So we pass over all the
horS d'oeuvers of romano and
get right down to the petting
party and the kissl
Efficient? Peppy2 Energetic?
Oh tell that to the insomniacs!
It's 9 beautiful bedtime story!
We are probably the LATEST
generation that ever graced this
gracious old world. We are ali
acquiring atrophy Of the spirit
ual nature. hardening of the
emotions and tonsilitis Of the
EGO!
We are victims Of the great
sod Laztnessl
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You may be : recent arrival
In washington.
It's bigness, It's hurrying
crowds, its lack Of sympathy
and apparent seIfistness have
caused you to become Devil
dered.
Homesick, you feel yourself
outclassed.
You feel inferior and out Of
place and are tempted to re-
turn home.
Only pride prevents you go
ing back.
Be thankful that you have
pride enough to carry you along
to the point Of at least at
tempting to gain what YOU set
out to get in the city.
If you have only ordinary
efficiency In your line Of work,
you made q mistake in going
to the big city.
Metropolitan centeTS need
and can command experts.
Have you tried to make your.
self more than ordinary In
your profession?
II not, you have no place In
the big districts Of bright, alert
and Studious persons who dash
unswervingIy and constantly at
their job, with q precision that
comes from unrelenting prac-
tice and desire to master.
Perhaps you started out an
ordinary worker, but can you
put the necessary push to cope
with unusual talent, for If you
can't stir yourself enough, the
small town Is kinder 70 your
class,
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NNE1S department is q sort Of
u service station for matrino-
NAL misfits. TO it come thou
seSAs Of disgruntled husbands
and wives with their COM
psssnts. but nine times out Of
tesx boil down to one cause
THEY MARRIED EYES.
Or maybe it wasn't eyes .
maybe it was hair " or the
curve Of q hip or the
twist Of an ankle . or q
cunning lisp = or an impu-
dent strut or some other
quirk Of the flesh. =
Whatever 1t was, they mar
ried Q PICTURE.
That picture matched an
other picture which they had
been, secretly, carrying about
In their minds. A charming
picture OF themselves on
location : with some cute
little blonde or dashing bru-
nette. They didn't stop to
think whether that picture
would hold up. She Cor he)
screened well that was enough.
And 50 they were married
and DIDN'T live happily ever
after.
They didn't live happily be-
cause marriage can't be built
on eyes or hair or trick man
rleriSn1S.
A YEAR AFTER MARRIAGE,
THAT WHICH YOU HAVE
MARRIED LOSES IT'S FACE!
It also loses all those cute
little gestures for which you
fell. That face, those tricks,
still exist for strangers. But
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dare 60 into the
pit " hi1e he
was still alive.
entive
genius, who b
then made men
different from
all other ami
mails, as it does
now, came to
their aid.
The NJ o r r.
vians took q gi-
gantic rock,
+ a s b ! o n . d
rope
made Of twisted
vines, mammoth
hide or man.
moth intestines,
q n d fastened
the rope to q.
heavy stone.
Inc stone was
dropped down
from the top
Of the pit onto
tn mammoth
skull, pulled up,
and dropped as
often as might
be necessary
until the unfor-
tunate beas ~.
was killed.
The mammoth
was cut up in
the pit, pieces
80 &hA "a wac 40
The mannlaanfh |
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Woolworth Building
Voted Wonder
Of N. Y.

NEW YORK. July sI.--of Is
New York men canvassed BY the
Merchants Association 10 deter
mine what most impreases New
Workers and visitors when they
contemplate the city's wonders.
ten picked the woolworth Building
and eight the Brooklyn Bridge.
Nine picked the subways, seven
selected the Metropolitan Museum
Of Art and six are apparently
agape at the city's water supply
system.
The Grand Central Terminal, the
view OF Lower Manhattan from
the harbor. the Holland Vehicular
Tunnel and Riverside Drive re-
ceiyed five votes each. Four votes
each went to the Statute OF Lib
erty. perhaps the most widely
known New York sight; the Ameri.
can Museum OF Natural History,
the Medical Centre and the un.
completed Hudson River Bridge.
One voted that the inhabitants
OF New York were its greatest
wonder and the following also re-
ceived one vote each:
Hudson Tubes, the Bronx Zoo,
No. Fifth Avenue, the entrance
to Prospect Park, Brooklyn:
Grants Tomb. the Aquarium and
the New York Telephone Building.
Those who voted included Park
Commissioner Herrick; Arthur s.
Tuttle, consulting engineer of the
Board OF Estimate: Ole Singsted,
chief engineer OF the Holland
Tunnel; William J.. O'Shea, super
intendent of schools. Others who
sent in votes included many
prominent architects and engineers.
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SCHOOLS To AID
ATHLETICS

NEW YORK, July 81 Q.N.s.l.-
Recognizing the need for recrea.
tional centers in the outdoors and
near the high schools the Board OF
Education recently adopted the plan
Of making the athletic field a fea-
ture to be included in ali high
school building programs in the
future.
Although in many parts OF New
York city the cost OF property il
prchibitively nigh. all Of the present
schools win be given athletic fields
wherever practicable. In the case
of new schools the field will be re-
garded much as the gymnasium
has been heretofore-it will be just
as essential a feature as the audi
torium.
More than $4,000, 900 has already
been spent on athletic fields for
the city's high school system. New
fields will probably cost in the
neighborhood OF 100000 each, ex-
perts forecast.
In all instances where II 10 nos.
sibfs concrete stand seating 5000
win be constructed Immediately
after the field has been graded.
Additional portable stands to care
for 5000 more persons will be con-
structed, according to the Educa.
tion Boards plans.
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FOR SLAIN
GzAR'S GOLD
HALTED

NEW YORK, July 81 W.s.l--A
sharp conflict Of authority>over the
right to proceed in the inquiry into
the late Car Of Russia's American
estates developed yesterday.
Following disclosures that q direct
cl,1e 70 at least $5,976,722 Of the
supposed estate had been found,
James r. Egan, public administra.
tor in New York county, discialmeo
today any responsibility Tor tne eI'
fort to delve further INTO the
mystery surrounding the nidden
funds.
Egan also denied that r. Dudley
K0hler was counsel for the pupnc
administrators. Kohler precipitated
Egan's statement by inserting
notice in the Law Journal, calling
upon all banks, corporations and In
iividuals, having assets OF the Czar
of Russia to render an account.
The statement brought a sharp re.
ply from Kohler, who exhibited
stipulation, allegedly signed on oc-
tober 8, 1925, by Joseph Sltckien,
attorney of record for the then pub
lie administrator, the late James y.
FrawIey. The stipulation apparently
made KoIller associate counsel, ana
according to KohIer, the agreement
was entered into upon the advice OF
Surrogate O'Brien.
Acting upon the authority, which
he considers was given him by stip.
ulation, Kohler proceeded today with
measures to examine two accounts,
which he hopes to prove belong to
the Romanoff estate.
One of these, said to be In Guar
anty Trust Company, is for $4,976,.
722. The other, said to be in the Ma.
tional City Bank, is for s1,OOO,OOO.
His plan is to seek authority from
the Surrogate's Court, as soon as
Surrogate O'Brien returns from
vacation, to examine these accounts.
Some other accounts are also
known to exist, but their amounts
are uncertain, according to Slicklen.
He said that funds were belle to
exist in the Equitable Trust Conn
pany and the Chase National Bank.
He added, however:
SO far as we are concerned,
there might as well not be a five
cent piece, as the State Depart
ment still has claims for millions
of dollars in unpaid war debts,
which tII1 Soviet government has
repudiated. / do not think the
resi- Of the Cars estate will
amount to much when the United
States Government has collected"
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as little as $40 and ten months to pay the balance
from the time taken out-surely you will agree that
this is most generous
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Battlefield Farms
Hide Many Old Shells

PARIS. July s1.-Peasants on the
old battle front estimate that II will
take them five years to rid their soil
Of unexploded shells and other yes.
tlges Of the war.
In the departments Of the Nord
and Pas-de.C Calais alone they dug up
5000 tons Of metal fragments and
wasted ammunition last year.
Until their task Is finally accom-
plished the ground will not be en-.
tirely safe for agriculture, but the
work Of salvaging has its reward.
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V|CONTE FAILS
IN film LOVE
SEARCH

HOLLYWOOD. Calf. July 81.
u.N.s.).-Ths vicomte AIain de
Leche, OF, France. Notwithstanding,
must learn that there is real love.
as wen as as reel love. in Holly
wood.
Even the blindfold test will re-
suit In the discernment of true ro-
nance in q realm where most 70.
nance Is but make-believe. say the
people who comprise the flesh and
blood OF shadowIand-the actors aud
actresses themselves.
Take Il from these player folk,
the honOred VIcomte was searching
for something else before he has.
tened from Hollywood to France
with the announcement that he had
failed to find genuine love in the
film capital. For had he been look
ing for love in Hollywood. how
could he help but discover 1t. ask
the indignant movie stars.
A Sad Mistake
''Whatw exclaimed red haired
Clara Bow OF 1T" fame. mo love
in Hollywood? Then / must be
afflicted with q chronic contortion.
ism of the heart. And I've been
mistaking 1t for love all the time"
A usual, William Powell un.
corked another OF his famous puns
when asked by international News
Service to comment on the ques-
tion.
tIt looks very much as though
Bessie Love and Montague Love
haven't been getting their share OF
publicity" he remarked. Elise
how could the worthy Vicomte
overlook their existence? And how
can love be absent when Holly
wood has a Hart (meaninR BilD?"
When asked for an opinion the
Two Black Crows-Moran and Mack
-ambled into their conference
chamber. where the following
solemn discussion took place:
Moran-Amos, they can't find
love in Hollywood.
Mack-Who cares about that?
What of IT?
Moran-the vicomte wants to
find 1t.
Mack-Well, when he finds It,
let him have it, Willie. I'd rather
not hear any more about 1t, any
way.
Effect Of Talkies
Maybe. maybe" mused Richard
Arlen. IF true, the absence of
love In Hollywood may be the ef-
feet of the tall1ies. You know It
has been discovered that a fervent
kiss registers sound through the
microphone that resembles the sink
ing of the Titanic"
At least" commented the vi.
vacious Nancy Carroll, 1.-THE vi
comte should not have overlooked
the obvious truth that we are in
love with our art, IL not with each
other"
Rough and ready George Ban.
croft, in yoicing his protest against
the Viconte's assertion, alluded to
that new breed in cinemalani--the
theme song writer's.
"Our visitor" said George, enc
elected to consult Hollywood's
greatest authorities on loye--the
song.Writers. Our picture music
composer could have shown the dis
tinguished Vicomte how to find
love in the air, the breezes and
even in the daisies OF the field"
And everyone. says Hollywood
is such lovely place. too." was
the wise-cracking Hal SkelIy's con-
tribution to the symposium.
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Sultan Goes to TaIkie
UnOn Arrival IN Paris

PARIS, July 3i.-Wiierl MoulaI
sidi Mohammed, 1s-year-oId Sultan
Of Morocco. reached Paris. ne At
once ordered one OF his secretaries
10 obtain seats for an American
talking film. which II having q
notable success on the bouIevards.
After dining with Lucien Saint.
French Resident General in Moroc-
co. the Sultan, accompanied by mem-
bers Of his suite. motored to the
theater for evening performances.
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GIRL SCOUTS AT CAMP

FALLS CHURCH. Va, July 81.
Falls Church has two representa-
tives at the Camp of the Girl
Scouts Of the Washington District
at Rawley Springs, Va. Valerie
Wheeler and Mildred McNair will
return August IL.
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SPECIAL EVENTS
PLANNED AT CHURCH

At the First Moravian Episcopal
church, Twenty second street and
Broadway, a special Children's day
service will be held at 1890 O'Clock.
Following a shortened church school
session at 9:45, all will assemble in
the church for the childrens pageant
entitled Love Gifts
Thirty-f1ve children from the be-
ginners. primary and junior depart
ments will participate. In connec-
ton with the Children's day service
and the pageant. the pastor, the
Rev. F. P. Stocker will speak to the
children on the topic, THE Potato
Dog"
At the evening service at 7:45,
the pastor will preach on the sub
iect. Does Christ Meet the Worlds
Need?"
On Monday evening at 8 o'clock
the Mems Circle Of the Calendar
Club will meet at the home of John
Booth. 1927 Ashland avenue.
On Friday at IL o'clock, noon. the
Ruth circle of the Calendar Club
will sponsor a luncheon ON the
fourth floor of the Century build
ing. The luncheon is open to the
public.
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copal church Sunday morning with
a special program by the Sunday
school and a sermon by the Rev. E.
P. Jewett on The Obligation Of Par
ent TO Children. The Epworth
League will have charge Of the eve
ming program.
A Children's day service viii be
held at 1915 a. m. al the Fifty-firSt
Street Methodist Episcopal church.
This service will be combined with
the Sunday school and church SEW
ice At night. the Rev. J. Graham
Sibson will speak on Prayer"
DR.. Frank s c. Wicks of All Souls
Unitarian church announces the
following order of service at IL a. m.
Sunday
Choral from Angelus' ........... Waareing
HYMN 336.
Third Service.
Covenant.
Anthem
Words OF Aspiration.
Responsive Reading ......... 18th selection
Scripture.
Hymn 81.
Notices of Offering.
"R 95 and Youth address
HYMN IS. Tune No. Is.
RenedCtion.
Postlude.
Pilgrims Chorus .....-.....,......W wagner
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FLO zIECFELD
WILL GO INTO
'TALKIE' FIELD
'FoIIies' Producer Plans to
Supervise Musical Movies
in Hollywood.

BV UffC1 Press
NEW YORK. June 15.-Florenz
Ziegfeld, who heretofore has been
content to glorify the American girl,
is going into the "talkies" with
Samuel GoldTyn.
Announcement was made today
that they would produce musical
extravaganzas with ziegfeld sched-
uled to forego his vacation in order
to visit Hollywood and lend his per-
sonal supervision to production of
the motion pictures.
At the same time Ziegfeld made
it clear he would not abandon his
productions on the legitimate stage.
He is planning to produce SHOW
Girl" and East Is West" the for
ner already being in rehearsal here.
ziegfeld said he would not go to
Hollywood until early in 1880, when
he expects his stage productions to
be set for a run here.
He explained he had been study
ing the talking motion pictures for
some time and said it was not i'm
possible that he and Goldwyn might
draw on some of the old Ziegfeld
productions
ziegfeld said his stage produc-
tons would continue to be governed
by the Actors Equity Association,
but the policy of the other movie
producers would guide him in his
new endeavorS.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-15
YOUNG PEOPLE
TO GIVE PROGRAM

At the Downey Avenue Christian
church in the morning. the Rev.
Bert r. Johnson will preach on
THE Sufficient Christ
At the evening hour. 40, the
young people of the senior depart
ment will have charge of the pro-
gram. They will occupy the choir
and will furnish the special music.
Miss Hilda Cunningham will sing
This Is My Task" William Wat
kins will preside over the service
Miss Florice Scott will offer the in
vocation and Miss Florence Williams
will give the evening prayer. Miss
Marjorie Booth will read the scrip
ture lesson.
The following themes will be dis
cusSed:
What Youth Means, Give Us
The Observation of Sunday P. T THOMPSON npsS
"Is Our Age DIFFERENT. Arthur Salladay
Doing As We Please" Marjorie watkins
Character and Power" ... Robert Stewart
Modern Religion ........John Thompson
Parents and friends of the young
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-15
Rheumatic Agony
Must Leave You
Or Money Back

That's the fair and square offer
that Hooks Dependable Drug Stores
and every good druggist in America
extends TO you-and they are glad
TO DO II.
For Allenru is a real rheumatic
remedy that comes in big bottles
and druggists do not hesitate to
recommend it. because they know IT
is a valuable diuretic analgesic and
antipyTetic.
That means that it stops pain.
allays fever and stimulates the &C
ton of the kidneys - very I'M
portant aids in the treatment OF
rheumatism. Sciatica lumbago and
muscular pains.
WHY not get big bottle OF
Auenru today and let it rid you of
rheumatic pain. inflammation and
swelling? The money back guarantee
protects you.-Advertisement.
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Reelection of Paul Robertson,
2104 North Pennsylvania street, Sec
rotary and manager of the Hume
Mansur Company. indianapolis, as
president of the National Associa-
ton of Building Owners and Man
ayers, at its annual session in Mon
treal. was announced today.
Robertson has been vice-presi-
dent. director and chairman of the
membership committee Of the as
ISOLATION. He was one of the in
corporators of the indianapolis
rental board and for several years
was vice-president of Spann & Co.,
Of this city.
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Street Methodist Episcopal church
on The Kings Business"
p. L. Allen will preach at the Mars
Hill Church Of Christ Sunday morn
/ ing on The Importance of the In
/ significant" and at night on where
| Dwellest Thou?" He will also preach
in the afternoon at $3.50 at the
| North Liberty church. northwest Of
indianapolis, on How to Build Up
Church."
"Play Ball" is the subject of the
sermon at the Fathers day service
Sunday at Calvary United Brethren
church. State and Hoyt avenues, by
the pastor, the Rev. L. P. Cooper
At the night service at 7:45. col
ored stereopticon slides of Yellow
stone National park will be shown.
In the Broadway Evangelical
church Childrens' day will be OBJ
served. A pageant will be presented
by the children in the morning, be-
| ginning at 10 O'Clock. In the eve
ming. the worship hour will begin
at 7:45 o'clock.
The Rev. L. c. T. Fackler of ST.
Matthew Lutheran church an
nounces that he will speak Sunday
morning on the subject, Behold, He
Enters"
The Sunday evening services have
I been discontinued until next Sep
TENDER. The Willing Workers will
meet Tuesday evening.
The Rev. Vernon w. Couillard,
pastor of the Second Moravian Epis-
copal church, meeting in temper
airy quarters at Thirty-fourth street
and Orchard avenue. will speak on
Conscience" as his theme at the
1915 morning service. AZ the serv-
ice at 7:45 in the evening, he will
preach on The Sure Shepherd"
The Rev. William 7. Caughran,
minister of the First Congregational
church, will preach Sunday at IL
o'clock on Matthews Interpretation
OF CIlTlSl.
Inthe absence of the minister. the
Rev. John Hewson will preach at
both the morning and evening Serv-
ices at the Edwin Ray Methodist
Episcopal church
Fathers day will be observed at
the Emmanuel Baptist church Sun
day morning. The Rev. J. Drover
Forward will speak on "A Father
and His Boy" At the evening hour
his subject will be Mistakes Be
You'd Recall"
The Rev. Fred A. Line will preach
at the II O'Clock morning service of
Central Universalist church, Fiji
teenth and North New Jersey
streets. on the subject. Where DO
We Go From Here?" There will be
special music by the church quartet.
The Sunday school convenes at $50
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-15
TEXAS RECORD
FLIERS TO Be
CITY'S GUESTS
Robbins and Kelly. Kings of
Endurance. viii Be
Here Monday,

Indianapolis will be host next
week to r. L. Robbins and James
Kelly. Fl Worth. Tex. who recently
established a worlds record for sus~
tanned fight in their Ryan mono
plane, the Fl. Worth.
The two flierS will wing their way
here in their new Ryan monoplane,
donated to them by the Ryan fac
tory when they set the flight rec
ord of more than l72 hours, land
ing at Capitol airport Monday at
4 p. m.
They are coming here TO obtain
delivery of two Roosevelt sedans.
While here they will be guests OF
C. M. Williams. Marmon president,
and A. r. BeiskeN vice president.
Arrangements have been made for
Kelly and Robbins to land at each
of the local airports Tuesday. The
program includes a private informal
dinner Monday night, and a visit
to the MarmOn factory Tuesday.
The Aiers will be met Monday
night by reception committee
headed by Mayor L. Ert Slack, Po-
lice Chief Claude NJ. Worley, VIII
lians. Heisken. Elmer H. Jose, Cap
itoI Airways president: Lee H. Hot
tel traffic manager. and others.
Jose said an escort of six planes
viii be sent to meet Kelly and Rob-
bins.
The sviators will be accompanied
nv their manager. \. W. Carlton OF
the TT. Worth Assc- alton of Com
merCe.
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COMMENCEMENT
DAY ANNOUNCED

Commencement Day" will be Oh
served Sunday at the Brookside
United Brethren church. in honor
of those Of our number who are
graduating this year. Dr. / J. Good,
president Of Indiana Central COL
lege, will bring the morning message
and special music will be furnished
BY a quartet from the college.
In the evening service. the pas
TOR will speak using the theme,
pChriSt's COLLEGE"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-15
Trustee Faces Theft Charge

PERU. Ind. June 15.-Theft Of
eight chickens from the VERNE Car
rothers farm near here has been
charged to George E. Leedy, former
township trustee. Leedy was being
held in county jail on the petit
larceny charge.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1929-06-15
New rrne Train Exhibited

BU Times SDeciGI
MARION. Ind, June IS. -- The
new type gas electric train recently
assigned to the Cincinnati-Ham-
mond division Of the Chesapeake 81
Ohio railroad and which will be
placed in operation in the near fu-
ture. arrived in Marion THURSDAY.