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HOW
ARE STANDING
tBy the Associated Press)
I%ncludinE Games OF NAV 2'l

tBy the Associated Press)
tncludinC Games OF May 22)
National
Batting. Grantham. Pirates. .i07.
Runs. Critz. Reds. -.
Runs hutted In. Frisch. Cards. 81.
Hits. Douthit. Cards. IS.
Doubles. Travnor. Pirates: Frisch
Cards. IL.
Triples. II. Nancr. Firltcs. r.
Homers. Wilson. Cubs. n.
Stolen bases. Frisch. Cards. n.
Pitching. Clark, Robins. won s
lost /.
American
Rafting. Barnes. Senators. 400.
Runs. Ruth. Yanks. IS.
Runs batted in. Meusel. Yanks. 81
Hits. Rice. Tigers. IL.
nolhics. Meusel. Yanks. Is.
rrirlcl. Rice, Senator'S; Regain
Rcd Sox. 3.
Homcr7. Ruth. Yanks. Is.
Stolen bases. McNeoly. Browns:
Barrett. White Sox. s.
Pitching. Pipgras. Yanks, won Z
lost q.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-23

A disturbance or considerable in
tensity was central over Georgia
and northern Florida this morning,
while pressure was relatively high
TX the same time over the central
states. Moderate to heavy rains oc-
CURED within the last 81 hours in
the southeastern states. and light,
widely scattered showers ~ other
sections Of the country. II was cool
ar III the southeastern and eastern
states this morning. but temperature
readings we're still nes the seasonal
average practically throughout the
country.
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TENNIS

AUTEUIL. France. May 23.-tPi-
Penelope Anderson. American tennis
star and her English partner, George
Rogers. were eliminated in the first
round mixed doubles Of the inter
national hard court championships
today by Madame La Faurie and
Louis Thurneyssen Of France. Cd,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-23
Day in Congress

Wednesday:
Senate and house continues with
Boulder Canyon debates.
Senate campaign funds committc,
hears Frank j. Hale, publisher OF
magazine politics
S-4 inquiry goes On before senate
naval subcommittee.
Smith cotton futures bill before
senate agriculture committee.
House agriculture and naval COM
mittecs consider minor bills.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-23
LORD FALLS OFF HORSE KILLED

NEWPORT. Eng. May a3.-(P-
Lord Bucklsnd, who was created 4
baron in 1926. was killed today while
exercising n horse. Lord BucklanL.
followed by a groom was rallopin-
at a god pace when he ccllided wi.h
y telegraph pole. His head vas
cru.tcd.
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SUMMER CLOTHES
\ X *
OF MISSION MAN
4 X X
BOOSTS VALLEY

r. r. Stevens, city commission
or or Mission, who III IN Browns
Vile serving on the federal Grand
jury, is pointed out by friends as
\ Of the Valleys most consist
cnt boosters. Customs Inspector
Charlie Wright of McAllcn. says
that he had watched Stevens dur
ing both hot and cold weather AMI
he has eve seen him wear any
thing but linen or Palm Beach and
straw hats. The thermometer
may shrink and shrink. bit Ste
sens Crins and takes off HIS scat.
Phenomenal says Charlie.
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AMERICAN
Tuesdays Results

New York IL, Boston 4.
Philadelphia Z, Washington s.
Chicago 4, Cleveland 9.
Detroit 8. st. Louis z.
Wednesdays Schedule
st. Louis at Detroit.
Cleveland at Chicago.
Washington at Philadelphia.
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A Real
Opportunity

exists .ior two
or three Il men
Experienced or in
eXperienCed) who
wish to enter the
automobile selling
field in Brownsville
and Vicinity.
To the right men. we
will GUARANTEE
SUCCESS!
A wide-open field now OK
lists for the selling Of our
line Of motor cars in
BROWNSVILLE.
Advertising and eXploita-
ton have developed far
more prospects than we
can follow up.
Our two makes Of cars are
price leaders and value
leaders in their respective
classes-a5 well advertis-
ed and as favorablv
known as any cars in the
market.
Here, indeed. is an M
usual "set-up'. Ii YOU
are inexperienced. We win
train you. cooperate and
work with YOU to enable
you to learn one of the
most lucrative professions
in America.
The man who will
follow our instruc-
tons and actually
work cannot fail to
achieve an exception
al degree Of success.
We challenge YOU 20
make us prove il.
For ar interview. address
NJ. c. F.
CT. Brownsville Herald,
Brownsville, Tex.
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ELIMINATE AMERICAN

PRESTWICk. Scotland. Mag o.
UPl-John McHugh. California golfer
was eliminated from the British
amateur golf championship today hy
Sir Ernest Holdernesg, former Brit
ish champion, two up and ono 10
plav.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-23

TEXAS LEAGUE
Tuesdays Results

Houston 2. Beaumont 1.
Fort Worth 4. Wichita Falls 1.
Dallas ~. Shreveport 3.
Waco IL, San Antonio 10.
Wednesdays Schedule
Houston mt Beaumont
San Antonio at Waco.
Dallas at Shreveport.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-23
: IN JAJL

SALONlNA-Two Greek women ar-
rested for theft were murdered IN
their cells by o third woman prisoner.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-23
HIrIIETIN

First figure lowest temperature
las. night: second. highest tempera-
at 3 q. M; fourth. rainfall last p
hpura
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
Tuesdays Results

st. Louis 8. Chicago 2.
Cincinnati s, Pittsburgh 4.
New York 9. Brooklyn 5.
Boston 3. Philadelphia /.
Wednesdays Schedule
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
Doris Goes for a Queer
JOyride.
--By Blanche Silver


~oH DEARIE Me-" Doris
sighed as she looked out
W the window and saw Il
raining. Il did 80 want to 20 down.
town and now 7 suppose ] have to
stay home all day long"
She tumbled out OF bed. dressed
and a downstairs.
I'm do the dishes. Mama. dear,S
she laughed. Then, maybe. the
dreary time win pass faster. ANY.
way. maybe the rain will stop be-
fore afternoon and then we can 70
downtown" Doris did up the dishes.
swept the kitchen and busted the
living room. and still the rain came
down in torrents.
mo use crying" she laughed
"Guess we need rain or we wouldn't
have it,"
Now that's what I call a coed
fellow" laughed a squeaky voice and
a dear little elfin head peeped I'D
over the window sill where Doris
stood watching the rain. when a
little Girl can stu smile when she's
terribly disappointed it's time fos
me to help her out"
'Oh. Squeedee. you dear!" Do
exclaimed. reaching for the tiny el
hand and helping Squeedee ove 4
w1ndowsill. You better get in
you'n get drenched out IN the rain
Where In the world were you gc
ing?"
Il was going horseback riding
when 7 heard you just now" laughed
the elfin, wiping his face with his
bright colored handkerchief. and the
thought just struck me maybe you'd
like to 20 with me. I see you have
your work all DONE" Z
"And goodness me. II the sun IA
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Awakening
Mddge Forgires Underwood Upon Learning What Lay
Rehind His Acts
By Adele Garrison
LESSLY my memory% atonement

~ EL1NTLESSLY my memory,
X swept on. thinning with ka-
~ leidoscopic swiftness and mi
croscopic fidelity that long past
scene at the aviation field at Min
cola. brought back to me by the
confession" which Harry Under.
wood had insisted upon making to
me.
Again my eyes. with those OF
everyone else at the field. were gaz-
ing skyward. every keyed
with the sinister impression that
some terrible disaster was at hand.
Then there appeared above our
heads an airplane. plainly in trouble.
with its daring pilot out upon the
wing. attempting to maneuver the
machine to safety. There was a sick
ening downward swoop. a crash. and
from the wreckage Dicky. my hus-
band. was taken out. alive. but ter
ribly injured. And I had not known
until an awful flashing instant OF
recognition at the very last that he
was even in the service OF his coun.
tryi
Later. after Harry Underwood had
sp~ectacularly escaped from the Off
GERS guarding him. and disappeared
into the mysterious silence which
had shrouded his movements ever
since. I had learned that he. while
drunk. vas partly responsible for
the cutting OF the wing which
caused the accident, although when he
became partly sober. he had dashed
to the field. given himself I'D and
told his story. hoping 70 be In time
TO prevent the accident.
And this was the man, a guest in
our home. TO whose recital ] was
listening with outward calmness.
and who had Just told me hat his
awful crime OF that long past day
had been prompted by his desire
to take me from Dicky. my hus-
bandl
/ shrank back In my chair. and
ne saw and correctly interpreted
the involuntary movement. There
was no hint OF reproach in his black
eyes. but their brilliance was shad-
owed now by an infinite sadness
which also invested his voice when
after a moment he spoke. hesitating-
ly. appealingly.
Il can't blame you, Lady Fair.
II isn't natural 10 want a skunk like
me breathing the same air. But
old Dicky and LII have forgiven me
and"
With a sudden rush OF contrition,
] remembered the long and bitter
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

cusly. II isn't funi II you take It
with pleasure and laughter. it's the
best kind OF fun!
But fun you must have, even II II
be no more than reading the daily
comic strips.
A daily tickling Of the risibihties
Is essential to the well-being OF your
emotional lives. It's like letting In
the sunlight into a dark room.
Most OF us are too serious. We
are full OF doubts and fears even
when we are successful and appar-
emily getting along as well as could
be expected.
1t l. fun we need as an antidote
to these morbid feelings.
Add fun TO your emotional diet
and see how much easier you are
able 70 swallow the bitter pills that
life so often forces upon US.
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
The Heart Story OF a
Sfeddfast Woman.

latonement which had been this
mans. Under another name he had
entered the ambulance service and
had once saved Dicky's life when
they were both upon the other side.
Upon two Of his brief, spectacular
Temperatures I'm our lives, he had
rescued me from death and he was
not yet fully recovered from the
Illness following the wound received
in the last or his amazingly clever
representations which enabled him
to Join revolutionary and criminal
organizations and render most sig
nal service to his country. had
listened to his delirious. ceaseless
repetition OF How about IL, Lii?
Will IL do2" An unconscious plea
which I was sure had had much 10
do with his wife's taking him hack
into her life despite his a~trccious
conduct toward her.
I put out my hand impulsively.
regretted the action Immediately. for
the Harry Underwood OF the past
had been an impetuous. turbulent
fellow who counted a proffered fem
mime hand as a subject for an i'm
passioned kiss instead OF n friendly
clasp But my fear proved a ground
80 SANt Abi WI. CUQtE WOOD ; ifQme-
date grasp Of my hand was delicate
almost reverent, and when r found
voice 70 say: PLEASE count me ~
your friend. too. with all the past
forgotten" he clasped II more tight
ly but Immediately released TX.
Blessed childl' he said e~arneStlvs
then his keen sense Of the ridiculous
sent a twinkle into his brilliant ewes
and he quirked his lips into a grin.
You seer he said. with an al.
surd air OF triumph. I'm a IRE
formed character" But the smile
left his lips almost as he spoke. ana
l saw that he had not yet finished
the explanation of that old madness
he was giving me.
I'm going to get this over with
In a hurry" he said, land then We
need never talk OF IL again. I've
thrashed IL out with LII, but I wan
you TO know about II. too. AS Ionr
as the girl was living there wasn.f
any use contradicting the story ~
chose to tell But now that sha,e
croaked herself-in. incidentally. the
best piece OF work she ever did a.
all her rotten life. I think IT, fir.a
10 tell the truth. Look herets Ea
bent forward -tmpressively. ssYouI
and LII both thought I fell for Grace |
Draper and took her to Japan after
Lii and l had our row over Marion
coming back, now didn't your"
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not coming Quit" exclaimed Doris aD
a beam Of sunlight peeked in the
window. Sure. I'D love 20 60 with
you. ~Squeedee." and before she could
ask where they were going 20 find
the horse, Squeedee intended riding.
Doris found herself standing in the
strangest kind OF place.
All around her head clrcled th@
gayest Of gay-colored fishes ana
Doris laughed merrily when Squee-
dee led her UP to "a bunch or sway.
ing seaweed and asked her 70 take
her pick OF the horses.
At first Doris couldn't see Rny-
thing that looked like horses, then
Squeedee led her right UP to q real.
for-sure Seahorse.
MY suds." Doris cried. "They are
so near the color OF the seaweed. r.
never in the world would have dis
covered them What dear little
thingsl"
And indeed they were cute little
seahorses. none Of them over six
Inches long. Their heads looked for
all the world like On real horses head.
They all stood upright In the water
with their long snake-like tails care.
fully twisted around the seaweed.
Squeedee selected M seahorse and
asked him II he minded II Doris take
a ride on his back.
At first Doris was backward about
getting on. his body was covered
with little sharp bony plates. On
his back was fin. which he kept
Tapping back and forth in the
water.
Sure. I'd be glad TO take you for
a ride. Doris" naiEhed Mr.. Seahcrso.
"1f you promise not TO rob me. You
know. Squeedee. my vestpocket Is
full just now"
I'm quite sure, Doris win be very
careful" laughed the elfin. You
know. Doris. Daddy Seahorse IS an
ideal husband Mrs. Seahorse lays
the eggs. and Daddy Seahorse car
ries them around In his vestpocket
until they are hatched- That's WHAT
he means"
Daddy Seahorse showed Doris the
very tiny eggs tucked down IN n
little pocket very much like Mama
kangaroo's. and after Doris prom.
lsed not 10 harm them, he let her
get upon his back and away they
sailed through the water.
Yes. we male seahorses take tt
upon ourselves to take care az the
eggs until they are Matched" said
Daddy Seahorse. Then after they
are hatched, they still hide I'm my
pocket until they are old enough Co
take care OF themselves"
Doris had a wonderful time IN tbs
water world and was really sorry
when they had to bid Daddy Sea-
horse goodbye and hurry home.
coryrishL ls2S. ESuS5arsr Feature SERVES. Ina
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
The Stars Say
For Wednesday, May %.
By GENEvIEvE KEMBLE

HE sidereal operations for this
day seem 10 conflict in their
Influence. While there Is a degree
OF activity indicated. with III
ment for new undertakings, and with
employment and negotiations with
those in places OF power under be-
nignant rule. yet the financial out
look seems hazardous and there are
other testimonies Of disappointment
and obstruction Be careful In hand.
ling OF funds. Personal matters as
sumo pleasant aspect.
Those whose birthday Il IL may
look for a yea OF success and adj
vancement In employment or in new
ventures but are enjoined to be very
careful In Safeguarding their money.
Avoid all or a speculative nature.
Personal affairs viii afford many
pleasant and profitable experiences.
A child born on this day may be
versatile and accomplished IN many
directions. II should succeed IN
employment or in business but
should shun n for financial
hazards.
The uheel of the Good L1c
o on; il guides By night and
day. H. n. BIdUdtskg.
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Jack Robinson he whipped the girl around the corner to a little
church and now she's a princess-just because she kept the Prince
waiting for his dinner!
l wonder how he'd like to be kept waiting-for his breakfast
and for the theatre-and for the driving engagement-and for
everything in life?
These people who are always late everywhere-don't they be-
come a trife trying after a while?
Still, they're better than the people who are always ahead OF
time, aren't they? The nervous. restless, irritable, why-arenT-vou-
ready people.
| saw a woman in the hotel dining room this morning. Her
husband ordered her breakfast and he waited, and waited and
waited. Finally she came and her coffee was cold and she sent il
away and got a fresh cup. Did she apologize? Did she explain?
Did she say: $50 sorry, darling, don't be cross ?" Not She.
She said, whats all the rush? Don't be SO nervous Don't
fdget So"
The man listened to her and he fdgeted-but he didn't say a
word and finally he went out and after he he'd gone the woman
smiled a mysterious smile and ordered another cup of fresh coffee
and she looked as if she had a delicious secret wonder what II
was?
Do you suppose the man will go on fdgeting or viii he just
have breakfast without her, some of these DAYS, or will he ner6ans
find someone to breakfast with him who will not keep him waiting?
It's all very interesting, isn't it?
CTyhhL 1898. Newspaper feature Service Inc
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spoonfuls Of grated pineapple over
them. garnish with deviled eggs and
sprays OF w~atercress. dust with a
little red pepper and salt and then
place heaping spoonfuls Of heavy
mayOnnaise over all busted with
paprika. Serve tiny hot biscuits with
the fish.
Tuna Salad.
Put enough cold tuna fish through
the chopper TO make two heap
ing cupfuls, Add TO II "a large grated
onion. two tablespoonfuls OF capers.
a cupful OF finely chopped celery.
and enough Russian dressing TO
moisten tba salad well. Wipe the
inside OF tine salad bowl with a cut
bud OF garlic. line II with alternate
beet and green lettuce leaves. put in
the salad. and garnish with strips OF
picked beet and hard-boiled eggs
cut in slices. or small quarter shaped
pieces.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

In the ~autogenous vaccine made from
the pus or the infection
II you are q victim OF boils there
is much you can do for yourself.
Make sure you are not constipated-
keep the bowels open. Avoid exces-
sive use OF fats. rich pies and pas
tries and condiments. Drink plenty
OF water and lemonade.
III more than one boil occurs or.
for that matter. II you have a single
one. you must make sure there Is no
underlying condition. Have the urine
examined TO make sure you have no
kidney complications.
In short. take an inventory OF your
health. Wherever you find soTne
thing missing which good health re-
quires. set about correcting the de-
feet. That - good advice always
and II Is particularly true OF this
simple ailment.
Some time ] will say more about
boils. but In the compass or this
short article ire a number OF sug-
gestions which l hope may prove
helpful. The skin il a sort of mir
ror OF the vital organs. III II Is not
clean and clear. something Is wrong
somewhere. Do not disregard these
outward and visible signs OF an In
ternal disturbance.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

a s Is tru OF most Mohammedan
~ women. those who live in
Algiers are forced to lead
seuuestered lives. Although no ex-
pense Is spared for their clothing.
although they are clad in silken
robes. hung with silver and gold
necklaces. their hands loaded with
rings and their arms and ankles
with bracelets. they have little OBJ
portunity 10 show their finery to
the world. However. there is n
place where the women c~ongregate.
where. OF course. no man Is permit
ted. and that Is the Public Baths.
There the women. exquisitely robed.
spend their afternoons. II Is their
Club.
These baths are often beautiful
I The doors and beams are OF
carved marble. the interior OF the
buildings are walled and floored with
flower-designed tiles.
The inscriptions on the doorways.
IN French and Arabic. proclaim that
the baths are open in the morning
for men only: in the afternoon. for
women. And the women live Tor the
few hours Of freedom. when they
can gather in the baths and gossip.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

These disagreeable visitors may come in
"crops," or they may come singly. But no mat
ter how they come they are equally painful.
however, they are found most commonly on the
neck, face, arms, buttocks and legs. One of the
most painful Of the small boils is in the ear or
the nose.
Germs are such common things and 50 readily
surprised when / tell you that a germ is the
cause Of boils. Usually persons with lowered
vitality and poor general health are the ones
most susceptible to boils. This is because their
resistance is lowered and there is no vitality to
fight and destroy the watchful germs.
The difference between a boil and the ordi-
nary abscess or infection, IL that the boil always
has a GORE" or hard centar. That il character
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Some Odd Facts

The Statue OF Liberty. IN New York
Harbor. is $50 feet high.
The output Of artificial silk Is now
three times that OF the natural silk.
The British Navy has a per.
sonnet OF 100. $50: this is a reduction
OF 1888 from last year.
Charles Wesley. the famous minis
ter. was the eighteenth and his
brother John the fifteenth child in
the family.
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horseback riding. automob.ling.
mountain climbing-these are the
kinds OF fun that occur to me. the
kinds ] know many people enjoy.
II your pastime carries physical
exercise with Il. 50 much the better.
But here / am not stressing
recreation 20 much as | am ~stressing
FUN. There Is a distinction as well
as a difference between recreation
and fun.
III you take your recreation seri-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
THE HOME KITCHEN
BY JEANETTE YOUNG NORTON
Fish Dishes for Cold Dinners.

WISH dishes are always attrac-.
tive for warm day cold din
ners. There are many ways
OF making fish salads. the fish is
generally cooked in the morning.
cooled and then chilled, and pre-
pared at the last moment before
serving. Again cold boiled fish Is
frequently faxed in large flakes and
served with mayonnaise. the dress
ing made without mustard which
makes fish or fruit bitter tasting
when used.
Whert canned fish is used remove
from the can at once when opened,
drain. then flake coarsely and place
neatly on a dish. so the edges
do not dry then set TO chill. Serve
with the mayonnaise or tartar sauce.
Salmon Salad Moderne.
Boil two pounds Of fresh green
salmon, or use w large cans.
Wash, boil. flake coarsely and re-
move skin and bones. Next put the
fish through the meat chopper. also
pare and seed a large cucumber. and
put II through the chopper. Crate
one good-sized onion and mix II. with
the Juice, In the fish and cucumber.
Dust with a little red pepper. add a
half teaspoonful OF salt. two tea
spoonfuis of sugar. three sweet
picked gherkins minced fine. and
six olives also minced fine. Now
add enough CREAMY mayonnaise tC
moisten, mould on a cold plate COW
cred with chilled flat green lettuce
leaves in a rolling mound. chill In
the cold chamber Of the ice box for
an hour then garnish with pepper
strips. deviled eggs and lemon quar-
tiers and serve.
Pineapple and Sardine Salad.
Open and drain a large box az
eardines put up in oil. remove skin
and bone. and break IN large pieces
with a silver fork. Chop the meat
OF a fresh pineapple. drain and chill
IL. When ready TO serve. add a
minced red pepper. eight chopped
olives, a tablespoonful OF minced
celery leaves. "a the pineapple then
add the sardines and only enough
heavy French dressing 10 moisten.
Serve In cupped lettuce leaves gar
nished with stuffed olives. and
busted with paprika. Serve bread
and butter sandwiches with this
salad cut in narrow strips.
Cold Pineapple Cod.
Boil two pounds OF fresh cod fish
taken from the shoulders OF the
fish. until done but not broken. Cool
then separate IN large flakes. Law
the flakes on lettuce leaves, place