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New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

They now know four of them, and m due time will know the remainder, who will be identified with the final concert of the series at which the Choral Society will be supported with choice soloists and q large orchestra. This recrudescence Of the Choral So- ciety in itself, in addition to the other artist concerts contemplated, insures d W hoiesomc cultural experience for the city next winter. All citizens will be pleased al tho prospect ot having the Choral society return to local ac- ti>ities; and it's linking up with a course of artist concerts during the same season is a culmination that
 has never before been attained in the
 yit
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Spanking Is Cheaper Than D,s,tOrs and Funerals

Although it cannot be denied that motorists arc sometimes careless, thereby causing injury to children. it must be admitted in the interest of justice that children arc more often to blame for street accldents-
 As 3 rule automobile drivers exert every effort to avoid striking little boys and girls. An accident Of th's nature is narrowing experience, Tn spite Of precautionary measures. children are run down mostly due to their own carelessness.
 In the fnal analysis parents are to blame. The present generation lives under conditions unknown a quarter of a century ago. Streets which once travelled by slow moving horses are now occupied with swift. powerful motor vehicles which can- not be controlled as easily as were equines. Children must be educated to the danger of playing in the streets or running out from the sidewalk. That is a job for moth- CTS and fathers. If the youngsters persist in exposing themselves 10 danger they should have lesson impressvely applied. And the best application is the oldest-a spank ing. In that respect. at least. the race has not changed. Spanking repeated if necessary. has always been the best corrective. It gets re- suits and it has this additional value it is the cheapest way Of driving home point. Ii costs much les' than the services of a doctor or un. dertaker.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
THE, IAJI, JUNE GRADS

The present crop ot June erddH- ;staN is as fair. II our "y'S do not deceive us. as any that have ever gone before. If w subscribed to any other sentiments in these col uruus we would have to l"aN" town perhaps. We prefer to remain
 Forward they go into th" ma l. -trolu of life. They will ind they have been better prepared for iii" because they were gradua''S 'h'N vill discover that in these days no body can be tOo smart.
 rzrbans they need no additional a1yice to add 70 the corious qudh- tity they already have received. we
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
RAILROAD COOPERATION

When it is possible to gam the cooperation of the New Haven railroad in a plan 10 eliminate grade crossings quite victory h's oe'" won.
 As is widely realized, the Ne" Haven is no champion clinlnator or grade crossings or constructor ol bridges and underpasses. Cohlihu uai prolJins usually is necessary.
 In this city, however. the value of eliminating the grade crossings at East, Allen and south streets ap- naals so strongly 10 the railroad thai ifs officials have unslinungIN gwen their consent.
 That done, let's go to work.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Alderman Judd Isn't
 What He JSAd to Be

Alderman Judd lSnt
 What He Ised to Be
 Alderman Judd seems to have learned nothing from the last muni- cipal election. If he will scan the extra newspapers issued on that day he will find that the voters of New Britain gave Angelo NJ. Paonessa plurality over his opponent for the office of mayor. They were not coerced into doing this. They acted Of their own free will.
 MT. Judd is resuning his old tao tics of trying to throw monkey wrenches into the machinery. The erstwhile ringmaster cannot escape the habit of cracking the whip. But his whip has lost its sting. Even council members of the republican party are tired of his tactics. Twice at the council meting on Wednesday night he attempted to block progress with objections which would not have done credit to a ten year old child. He is ''agin" anything Mayor Paonessa suggests not because he has any valid excuse but merely to be cantankerous. The citizens of New Britain are pleased 10 know that his influence is failing and his tactics becoming subject for ridi- cule.
 Mayor Paonessa recommended that several projects be considered by council members. Alderman Judd, from force of habit. put in his oar and tried to create troubled waters. First he wanted a delay Of month on the mayors recom- mendations because copies of the suggestions had not been placed in the hands of the legislative body. Later he objected 10 the mayors method of appointing a committee and offered an amendment. He was downed on both points, once when the president pro tenn. defied the lightning and broke tie, casting his vote with the mayor.
 It will be a brighter day for New Britain when the common council gets away from Judaism. And the day seems to be drawing near. AMEN.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
1.-THE OBSERVER- Makes Random Observations
 On the City ano Its People

yesterday when addressing a claas of graduates. education is denied no one if he has the determination to acquire it. It's in the libraries. in the best magazines. in the night schools-it's everywhere begging to be taken.
 Several times within the past two weeks. the police court judges have listened to stories by defendants, told under oath. yet being in direct contradiction to the testimony of po- licemen. Naturally. this condition prompts the suspicion that the truth is being dealt with very lightly, in fact, the prosecuting attorney in at least one of the cases did not hesi- tate to make the accusation that perjury had been committed.
 It is perfectly obvious that two persons telling stories that arc di- rectly in contradiction cannot be telling the truth, and the wonder is that no punishment is meted out to those who think no more of lying under oath than they do of privately misstating a circumstance of no inn portance to anyone. Some of the explanations made by certain classes of defendants in criminal cases have all the earmarks of having been very carefully prepared, but eXperi- enced court attaches are seldom de- ceived.
 The only saving grace of the sit nation, if indeed there can be one, is the absence of malice in the of fense. As rule, when a principal or witness in police court strays from the truth in deliberate manner. the purpose is to shield self or friend. When the statement is made that a certain person was not at place stated by a patrolman at given time. the effect is generally to the disadvantage of the person in tended to be benefited. especially when the policeman is positive and bears the reputation of being trust worthy and capable of making ac- curate identification.
 The situation. while not alarming perhaps, is certainly not wholesome from the standpoint of law and or der. and it would be interesting to note what effect would result from demonstrated determination or , the part of inc court officials tt cease to tolerate lyine.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Observations On ne Weotker
FORECAST

Eastern New York: showers. warmer Saturday: Sunday possibly showers; cooler at night.
 Northern New England: Showers Saturday and probably Sunday, warmer in interior Saturday and on the coast Sunday.
 Southern New England: Cloudy possibly showers Saturday and Sum day; warmer Saturday night.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
PENN SMOKES LESS

Harrisburg. June 23 (uP-Penn- sylvania's contribution to the cigaret smokers during 1927 was 4.1S0,417.- 2s9 cigarets, in round figures 50O.- o0o.oO0 less than in the previous year. The value of PennsylvaniA 2 cigaret production dropped from 3:o.o:7. 300 in 1928 to S17.7s47oS in 1921.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

"Don't open your mouth! You may be dictator. but you can't dic- tate to me! Now you get busy and help me with the housekeeping. or I'll be the girl that put the Muss in Nussolini-and l don't mean PER- haps!"
 Cheer Up. Mnsselini IS Married.
 Too!
 (Coryright, 1928, Reproduction Fofbidden)
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

would add, nevertheless, that II will be well not 10 be in |, hurry 10 for get all they have learned.
 And this, by the way. also goes for the other graduates.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
CONDITIONS

Pressure is high southeast of Nova Scotia. The outlook is for showers Saturday and probably Sunday In most states east Of the Mississlppi river. It will be warmer Saturday night in the Middle and North At lantic states.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Sunset
WHAT GREAT MEN HAVE TO
 LISTEN TO
According to J. C. Marilla)

NHCCOI tV N. ihaI llAaJ
 MuSSOlini
 You can't talk that way to me. you big piece of fascisti: Who the Duce do you think you are. anyway? Just because I'm your wife is no reason to-Say! Don't you fold your arms and blow out your chest at mo!
 Where were you last night? Gov ernment business7 Oh. you make me laugh with your governm ental business. Shut up. Not another word! Can't you think up some think new? You were out with your black shirted friends again! You can't fool me. Oh. guess know a thing or two'
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Not Her Fasl1ts
WHAT THEY SAID WHEN THEY
 GOT HOME LATE According to Harold R. Sanders)
The Lawyer

The Lawyer
 Where have I been? Well, wife, consulting my brief. I find that all the evidence strongly supports my claim that I was out with, nearby, and in the company Of. one friend, said friend being ill, and unsound of body. To this I solemnly swear, and rest my case"
 The Business Man
 "Re: yours of same date. will be pleased to reply that I've been in conference. Hoping that this in formation is satisfactory and that you see fit to lay the rolling pin down, beg to remain"
 The Traffic Cop
 Alright. alright. alright! C'mon now. don't get hard with me. see Or you can tell it to the judge of the divorce court"
 The Advertising Man
 I'm handing it to you straight, wife girl, that I've always been the best old pai-hubby heaven ever made. So why complain when things look gloomy? Put down the old flat iron, honey, and smile. smile, smile. Then put your lips around one of these joy chocolates and taste candy at It's best. l thank you"
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Nsnhes Audit Buresu ot Circulation The 4 E. c is . national organizetion which furu,shss newspaper sno eoSe' tissss with . strictly honset ehalss" " .ircnls s,lon. Our circulation ststist'es gre eased upon this audit This tnsures pro lection asa,ust fraud in newspape' d,s. t,,hution ngures to both national an' local advertioera
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
ITS&'3 R1sS;S:5zksa8
 DqI2

50 It's Just As We'll It Doesn't last! Were it just the merry month" we
 know
 We'd surely hate to see June 10. But it's the "marry month" aA we'll And wedding presents cost like
 h-l!
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Tests made by scientists prove that color effects are as follows: red and orange stimulate: deep yellow ch..rs: green has . slowing effect and white induces irritation.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Facts and Fancies

Phllanthropist: A man who gives il back.
 The word genius once meant something. but now we apply it as generously as our fathers used professor.
 Marriage failed just as often in the old days. but the wife never told anybody.
 About the only difference is that | a sardine isn't shaped like college l girls coupe.
 The "ase of discretion" isn't def mite. It means that period following l an investment in boom real estate.
 Usually you can tell by looking at | man that he feels sorry for ~o- men who didn't do as well as his wife did. Hell, for garage mechanics, will be land of abundant grease and no steering wheels to wipe it on. There's not much wrong in land where our other troubles seem trivial compared with the fact that another tooth needs filling. Explain modern kids: Well, the man who once asked for "seconds' on a cigarette now has a son whose cigarettes bear his monogram. Americanism: Urging people to 1 save their money: trying to think up new style to make them spend it. ! Science takes credit for lowering the infant mortality rate, but the downward trend leaves fewer chill dren in the vicinity of green peaches.
 College education helps. A 400 hitter trained on . sandlot can't think in big figures when shown 1 dotted line.
 Some widows live comfortably on a dead husbands insurance. and some take the advice of his friends.
 Some parents are ~ell-trained. and others persist in giving ttmid advice to the youngster who is driv- ing.
 It's ali right to say you golfed yesterday. Perhaps farming would be pleasanter if man could say he muled and things like that. 1 Our Government changes too often. We're always getting a new Secretary Of State about the time the old one learns to compose a snarpy note in Spanish.
 Still, the old-fashicned youngsters might have been rather wild except for the fact that one can't do much with 50 cents a week.
 | England hopes 10 DC free oI ueDt in 50 years. But wars, Alas! are like cars. There's always new model before the old one is paid for. Correct this sentence: Y can look through a household magazine said she, without seeing another thing I want for my kitchen"
 Copyright. 1928. Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Tho only profitable advertising medium n tns City. Circulation books and prses roo,n alvsys open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Laughing gss. in the extraction of teeth. was first attempted by Horace Wells iB 1881.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Tho Herald is on sale daily tn Nss vn,k at Hotsungs Newsstand. 11ues 1ouars: schuits's Nswsstands. Entrance crand Central, lcpd Street.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Member of the Assoeiated tre" In, Associated P,ess ,s eAeluNVeiy sh. titled to the use for rs-publeatloh "' all usgs credited to or not other"'se credited in this paper and e'so ioea' news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
Lest They FOrEet!

Lest They Forget. Traffic Cop: Hey, who do you think you are:" Driver: "Oh, I'm just one of the taxpayers that pays you your salary for insulting me-"
 Mrs. Maude Werner
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

for the Celestial republic. Long may its peace dove fly.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
New Britain Herald
aERALp PUpLIoHINc oONPANY

Issued Daily (eunday Excspten At Herald Blds.. s7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23
THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY


 Aviation
 Attention has been called again to the existence of what is one of the worst things in the aviator's lot. holes in the air"
 Darn them!" say the flying men, with more warmth than wisdom.
 seasonal The backbone of Winter is broken. They say. We'll, well. That's just fine! Butts funny how active old Boreas Could be with busted spine! Social In a Scottish pigeon race from Lancaster more than half the birds failed to return. It is not for Scotsmen to blame them. sports The Swiss are said to be singular ly free from sore throats. These yodelers are, of course, exceptionally good at gargling!
  Drama The sand round the Atlantic coast is said to be constantly disappear ing. Local authorities ought to make visitors shake their socks before | they leave the beach! Not Her Fault! Mrs. Powell: "Pansy, these eggs 1 are terrible" Cook: Well, don't blame me. ] l didn't lay 'em." H, r. MaCLean
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Ratsred st the Post once st Ne" Bt' an as Second Cla0 Mail Naitei,
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Zissbocm, the Contnstfoniet, Goee Out For . Walk A Foolishment Question:: Pete: Does yo' eyah shoot craps:" Rufus: "Is yo' cullod blind big boy"
 Sunset The earth kissed the gun, The mouth of heaven, And the sky blushed.
 Louise JoSeph
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Americanism: Urging people to save their money: trying to think up a new style to make them spend it.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Science takes credit for lowering the infant mortality rate, but the downward trend leaves fewer chill dren in the vicinity of green peaches
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Explain modern kids: We'll, the man who once asked for "seconds' on a cigarette now has a son whose cigarettes bear his monogram.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

GUBeCRIPTlON RATES Sl.eo . Year.
 t3.00 Thtes Aopthe
 1Sc. . Month
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

There's not much wrong in land where our other troubles seem trivial compared with the fact that another tooth needs filling.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

College education helps. A 400 hitter trained on . sandlot can't think in big figures when shown . dotted line.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

He'll for garage mechanics. will be land of abundant grease and no steering wheels to wipe it on.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Philanthropist: A man who give il back.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-23

Some widows live comfortably on dead husbands insurance. and some take the advice of his friends.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-05

SOME FAN MAIL-Captain Malcolm Camp bell tries to catch up with flood of corres- pondence after breaking worlds speed record. Here he's grinding away at his typewriter in New York. international NswsreeD
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-12
ICE SCARCE THIS YEAR
OFF LABRADOR COAST
Coast Guard Vessel Has Ideal Con
ditionS for Northern Water
Studies.

BOSTON uP).-The Coast Guard vcs-
sci Marion. on two-month tour Of
duty to study ice movements from
G.eenland 10 the shipping lanes, faces
RfnloSt ideal conditions.
According 10 word received from
Lieut. Comdr Donald r. Macmillan
now engaged in exploration and re-
search in the Labrador this is a most
unusual year along the Labrador coast
There il practically no field ice in
spite of mitch eaStorly wind this Spring
Although the Strait Of Belle Isle is III
III" same latitude Is the English Chan
mel. it is ice-choked the greater part of
The year from effects OF the Labrador
current and the extreme fluctuations OF
the eastern North American climate.
The absence OF field ice should na
particularly helpful - the l25-foot Stca,
patrol boat. tc" her twin propcllcrS are
close 10 the surface Of the water.
Beyond Belle Use the Marion'S mete-
geological observations begin in earnest.
together with studies OF currents, depths
and observation Of ice conditions. At
this point She leaves the beaten track Of
navigation and enters upon waters ia
n1iliar 10 old whalers. occasional COO and
haddock fishermen and an eXpolrer now
and then
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-12
BOY SCOUTS

The biggest event Immediately ahead
m Washington scouting is the week of
special training and recreation begin
ming next Monday at Camp Roosevelt.
The faculty is the strongest ever
brought together for group Of Wash
Mston boy leaders II includes: Prof
CHARLES F. Smith Of Columbia. author
81 Games and Rccreational Methods.
William TomRinS Of Indian Sign Lam
guase" fame; Roy F. Seymour. region-
Al executive Of The third region. r G.
Van dc Doe deputy regional cXccutives
Bruce Horsfall Of Nature Magazine
James n. Hall. Scout executive of
NoodStown, n. J.. Doug" WitherS Of
washington headquarters staff. and The
senior staff Of Camp Roosevelt. includ-
1ng DR. ~'-1ter II. Merrill, "SD.&c" Bal
ley. Fred Stuart. - -...-..-.,,.-~,n of Cor
nell Wilbur MYERS az Maryland Uni
NerSity, Doc" B3Stable Of Georgetown
University, Barney BuScheU. with Com
mlSSary Smith 70 assure goOd eats
Roosevelt -oN tho Bav Is rapidly becCm-
tng famous as an ideal place for rec
reaGon In addition 10 the training
CoU~S' there viii be swimming boat
ms fishing. and there are new bunk
houses for quarters
Assistant Executive ! w Tallev is
spending his vacation at the National
Training School for Scout Executives
al BriarclG Manor. n. y
Camp Neville the Boy Scout drum
and bugle camp. Will open August 20
Registration now stands AZ 70. with the
prospect Of its reaching 100.
The next outdoor entertainment in
The Summer program for Scouts and
parents Is scheduled for Friday eve
ming, August "A. at the District line
near Glen Echo. Five Indians. who
performed At Camp Roosevelt and the
Woodrow Wilson Reservation will give
war dance and a special exhibition
that night. Parents and friends are in
vited.
AT courts az review held al Camp
Roosevelt and the Woodrow Wilson
Reservation July IS Scouts were ad-
vanced as follows.
First clasS-Troop 80. Peter Remsen.
Troop SO Beverly Power. Troop SO.
John Wolfe. Troop 81. Bryant Tucker
man, Troop 64 Elhcott Valentine,
Troop 50. Charles Wenrich, Troop 49,
Gilbert Street. Troop 81. Theodore Mil
ler. Troop %. Ernest Gates. Troop 100.
Clarence Gutz and Roy Hefiebower.
Troop l26. Frank BaSsist, Troop lag.
FLOYD Stehnran
Second claSS-Troop =. Walter Ham
bleton; Troop 80. Joseph Delaney.
Troop 50. Joseph Nalley. John Olson
and Frank Tracy. Troop -3. Merton
Bremen and Maurice Love: Troop rs.
c. c, SiSSon. Troop rs. Ernest Wiener:
Troop 81. George Angerman: Troop 90,
Edward A Dent
AT courts Of honor held July % and
g.. at the two Summer camps and at
special court, held at Scout 'headouar-
ters SO boys passed 1913 merit badges.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-12
Notable Omitted

TOPEKA. Kans. lp).-The city direc-
tory OF Topeka. the only city Senator
Charles Curtis has ever called home
does not contain his name However. il
lists an Al Smith. Joe Robinson and a
Bert Hoover.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-12
RESORTS.
CONNECTICUT.

Elm Terrace Inn, West Haven, Conn.
Eeashore and country both. Modern Inn. rs
rooms. Booklet.
OCEAN CITY. N. Y.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-12
RESORTS.
VIRGINIA.
VALLEY VIEW INN

Won need n real rest and want to enjoy the
most beautiful view in the. Shenandoah
Valley. On side of Massanutten Mt; two
Excellent home-cooked meals, medicinal
water. within few minutes drive Of best
golf course in Va. and the three famous
cayerns. Write for rates. P. 0. New Mar
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-12
FILM STUDIES PLANNED
League Of Nations Group TO Con
slider Rural Sanitation.

PARIS L49} Movies will be the prin-
cipal means Of study for the Congress
OF Rural Hygiene organized here by the
League Of Nations Thirty sanitary Of
flcerS from 20 different nations will eX-
anime the work done in France for rural
sanitation and hygiene.
Special films have been made for the
occasion, particularly to demonstrate
ways and means OF combating the So
called social diseases III the French
cO11Y1frvSi6p
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

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portant or business should be avoided.
may be very good day for those born under the Sign
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Children today may critical adaptable incline to be
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The Washington times., 1928-11-05
What Is Your Lucky Hour?
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