Milford chronicle., 1928-11-16
Sunset Musings

l like business because it is hon
estly selfish, thereby avoiding the
hypocrisy and sentimentality of the
) unselfish attitude.
| What this great republic needs at
this juncture is some easy method
= of removing watermelon seeds from
the ears.
Both parties have advised us that
the bread line will not be an issue of
the campaign Nothing was said of
the pie line-Atlanta Constitution.
Maybe the Canadian sect that
threatened to parade without clothes
is practicing to win all the American
beauty cOntests.-IndianapO News.
The old fashioned man who used
to brag about his dexterity in hand
ling a balky horse now has a grand
son who knows just what to do with
a stalled ar.-Philadelphia Inquir-
ier
= 1t is said that farm laborers in
Java earn less than fifteen cents
day. Wonder what kind of relief the
politicians down there are promising
them?
n hlClll5dll nlSllW lllcll 1CCClllAg
held up a happer and stole her
dress. Maybe he had a bad cold and
had left home without a handker-
chief.
1t is now possible to get a wo-
mans dress out of yard and a half
of goods but that doesn't seem to
lower the cost of the dresses.
If you haven't time to go picnick- /
ing just remove the furniture from
the dining room, spread the table !
cloth on the floor, open the windows ,
to admit plenty of insects and you
will have an excellent substitute.
A lot of young folks are willing to
tire themselves out to find how long
they can dance without stopping,
but few of them are willing to learn
how long they can work without
halting.
It is said that Mr.. Hoover eats
couple of pieces of corn bread every :,
day for lunch. If all the friends of
the farmer would do this there would
be corn shortage before the end
of the year.
1t is the idea of some statesmen
to help the farmer by reducing the
tariff but it's our humble opinion
that free trade wouldn't cause two
ears OF corn to grow where one
1oUrished before.
Mussoljni HIS done away with his /
and has donned natty /
ool1ing belt. Maybe he isn't as good {
| politician as we thought he was.
A stlicter code is being planned u
or the Paris divorce courts. This 5
reans that in the future it will cost +
ur fashionable divOrc seekers
more money to ride the separator. Il
1t used to be that when Greek q
,et Greek there was a tug of war u
ut nowadays when Greek meets y
reek they discuss the restaurant u
usiness.
You could sell some people stock y
/ a realty development at the North I'll
ole if you made the stock certifi- III li'
ltes handsome enough. d
Remember the good old days when CT
girl didn't have to have a pair of
lrters to match the color of each th
'ess? III
The biggest race of the season is 10
ling to be the Brown Derby and it
ont be decided until the first Tues ne
" after the first Monday in No pc
mber rI
The liberals" idea of a good
officer is one who will erI
force the law and yet not inter =
re with the supply Of liquor. WI
Adam and Eve in the Garden of
len were under one serious handi- erS
p. They couldn't complain about
W much better things used to be an
the good old days when they were W.
ungsters.
It is amusing to see an old bach ,ile
II holding a baby, especially if the "ei
by is about 1S.-Newark (Ohio)
vocate. slu
There are two things which pre-
)uld be severely avoided, yea a
lple which should never be touch enc enc
while in motion-an airplane OoT 7
)peller and an electric fan.-The -
thfinder. WV WY
Henry Ford drove one of his own az az
s sixty miles an hour the other ny
7. And yet there are some peo- +
who say that after man passes -
ty he no longer likes to try the us ms
ill of adventure. ~
you may have noticed, though not a. ~
ing the matter much thought, tho tio
re are more full-length photo ~ tli9
.phs since the dawn of the short ''T
rt
low that we are having so many 49, 49,
icing contests and beauty con- 80 90
is why wouldn't it be a good idea .o,,
start a biscuit baking or dish boI,
shing contest? --'s,
If course if an aiTship can carry .o.
and freight from Europe =,
night also be able to carry dyna- ~,
e and TINT in case of future war. ~ ~
'haps our good pacifists can A,
gh that off AZ,
here is no deadline in years. A tto
n may be twenty-five, forty-five ~ d,
seventy-five, and stand as an in n
ration and leader for the youth ono
his acquaintance, or he may be 49,,
old at thirty, at forty or sixty
serve the laudable purpose. a
he middle class is the one that goo
t poor enough or rich enough for .ldl
Ond-hand furniture. imp
oOk in a mans eyes for honesty; A
und his mouth for weakness; at lanC
chin for strength; at his hands our
temperament; at his nails for figh
Horace Lori Jail.