The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1928-06-13

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headline. Certainly the most welcome General"
who ever visited those four states, too.
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| Our bright little suggestion for this week
is that the orator who points with pride" and
uses Del Sarte gestures be condemned to give
radio addresses only.
Some wise person has figured out that an
allowance saves wifes pride but it is more
fun for the husband when he can swell up with
generosity and dole it out little at time
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"The Romans were the first people to wear
undershrts, 63 B. c., in the reign of Augustus"
The old boys should come back and do little
missionary work among the youth of both sexes.
H*H
The latest fad is beach dress made of
straw. We hope it doesn't follow the straw
dresses of the hula-hula type too Closely or that
Iif it does that it won't come any farther west
than Chicago
'The secret of being happily married is for
wives to do they please but keep quiet about
it," says Mrs. Harriet Heweston of London
Since wives must Of necessity be women, meet
ing both Of these requirements is simply impos-
sible
H*H
AS adult education gets into full swing it
will realize that does not live by brain
alone but by all that goes to make up the full
ness of his personality. The more we compre-
bend this the more safe and sane shall we become
in our search for pleasure and enjoyment.
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When Mayor Thompson dismissed the head
he no
ordination" When Mayor Leach dismissed the
head of the Minneapolis police force he charged
"disloyalty." And the world still waits to know
what Bill and George mean by these two terrible
words.
ave are singing nation" it has been said
and it was proved the other night at the Min
neapolis auditorium. The new 100000 NUM-
cipal organ made it's biggest hit when Eddie
Dunstedter played snatches of popular songs
both old and new, and let the crowd chirp and
yell to its hearts content. And it took lot to
content some of those people, They sure did love
the sound of their own voices!
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A man lately said at a meeting of his re-
form club, 81 have been member twenty years,
and wasted my time. We have done nothing
can accomplish little for myself, but can do
nothing in association with members of a reform
club. And if you want to know my opinion,
the rest of you no better than 1 am. We
have been a bore rather than a benefit twenty
years."-Ed. Howe.
How'd you like to live in Australia and have
an automobile for which you could buy parts
only in New York? That's what happened to
one And two Gillian girls come to New
York twice year, brought by their dotng dad
just to purchase their hats. And Hollander
comes to the western prairies to buy 100000 of
the few remaining prairie horses which he will
distribute meat all over the world. We still
insist that this country will find itself quite
market center some day if it keeps on growing
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With such big field of candidates for The
office of R. r. and Warehouse Commissioner, the
advantage naturally is with the incumbent, C. ].
Laurisch, though he never has run for a state
office before and must make himself known. He
is getting the most newspaper support. "Not
only is he getting 100 per cent backing in south
ern Minnesota which is his home and which he
so ably represents on the commission" says the
st. Peter Herald, "but throughout the state the
voters are rallying to his standard. We who
know him best glad to see that his worth
is being recognized" -Minneapolis Journal.
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San Antonio used billboards as one of its
mediums of extending an official welcome to the
club women meeting there in national conven-
ton. We hope the dear clubbers had not left
their sense of humor at home as they occasionally
do when they set out for a huge confab like
that. If SO, some of them missed the fun of
having the dispised and denounced bill board
bob up with an extended hand of welcome. In
the past poor Bill Board has had no greater
enemy than these same women who see in him
only an obstruction to some of natures gifts to
the people who have inherited the earth. As
welcomer he may have achieved more favor.
Window is out a-hunting for the establish
nent of branch of the University farm school
at that city, There is about as much need for
another branch agricultural school as there is
for more gilt horses on the Minnesota state
house. Every section of Minnesota is well serv-
ed by such stations and branches now. What
localities do IL 10