New Britain herald., 1928-03-31
.N0AH'S REAL ESTATE
 LACKS READY SALE
Description Of His Cottages Is
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(Contributcd.)

(Contributcd)
 Dear Mary Ann,
 My friend Noah Count was at the house the other night 10 sell me secondhand car but meeting with no more success than q dried her. ring has dignity he cndeavors to in- terest me in bungalows and cot tagcs, such as he's salesman or something for. No doubt you know that Noah is q rear seat driver on al subjects and when he gets start ed he seldom comes up for air or bothers about the right of way, even though he don't always know what he's talking about. Anyways Illl tell you about his line of batter that would run you ragged. unless you happens 10 like bit Of applcsaucc now and then,
 "Of course you know what bun salow is,' says Noah, placing an open real estate pamphlet on his lap. bumming q smoke. also a match. | and striking it on the leg of our best rocking chair which has still got four of the five payments due. i "a bungalow is one of those houses where all the rooms are on the first floor and the Ncrandah has to stay outside. Outside the bungalow we 1 have two sidewalks. One leading to it and the other leading away from it. Ono can be used by friends i and the other by your relations. 4 feature by the architect is the spa cious bay windows.
 "Thcy's two kinds of bay windows. i The kind that belongs to a house and the kind that belong to q fat man. Either one is very notice ] able, but after you've had ono a while you think nothing of it task the man who owns oneD Needless to say ours is the kind that you don't hafta carry around with you. l The street numbers can be readily seen, as we have them placed ill a large frame over the doorway. Di- roctly below this We have another frame. but with no numbers in it. | l flls lS iul7 llips'f w Iio tTIi Ithh' Then we have the Ncrandah steps, made Of wood,
 These steps can b" used whether l entering or leaving the bungalow. Some time ago ono Of our customers sent in a complaint stating that the steps were too narrow. causing him to receive injuries when llc stumbled and fell. We investigated his com- 1 plaint and found the steps e. k. and that his fall was merly due to mis- understanding. For those who like exercise, inst cad of having al, the rooms on ono floor. we have the cot tac"s. These cottages como neatly | furnished and include roomy 3tt'c. An attic is q sorta handy room over | head where you can store away things you don't want around un- dcrfoo'.
 "rhe attic is so large you car store most anything except the fam ilv flivvcr and tine piano. In tho living room thcy's q larg" fir"p'ar" We figures that if you must have q fire you may as well have q pla e to put it.. No fire escape is pro. Nided as the insurance company docs not believe in them. It seems they 'r' more interested in putting the fire out. and not letting it escape. Tho kitchen has a large cooking range Housewives praise our ranges daily especially those who Solnf time: throw pots and pans al their hls, bands They simply aims at the tar get and never misses as they have tho correct range.
 "Another feature is tho winding stairway. from tho collar to the at lie. The Winding stairway is tho married mans alihi, especially wh"I returning from a session at thu lodge, club or banquet. He start at the bottom and when he reachc! the top he's so dizzy from turning that his wife can't tell whether h' got that way naturally, or by boot legger. Going down he can saw , time, providing he stumhles an' , falls. All he needs is start an' the winding stairway will do tn rest, and how.
 And another feature Is the SUI , parlor that can be used every da , in tho week. regardless of tn weather and" At this point, Mary a member of tue family tunes in ol
 Neahs only rival. the radio, am
 when one of tho Two Black Crow lazily- drawls How come yo kno, nuthin' and so much Of it' Noa
 thinks he talking about him an , grabs his hat and, coat and heats il
 ANDY DALE.