Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-01

i upon the wife having your meals ex-
actly on time. 1t will be good disci-
pine for her and help your digestion.
And, too, there is nothing else for her
! to do about the house but to keep
schedule with your meals. If you are
detained she win not worry nor allow
the food to get cold.'
i If you are married woman, never
overlook the chance to point out errors
in your husbands conversation with
Il guests. 1t helps hold interest in the
topic. If he says it was thus and so,
it is absolutely according to Marquis
I, of QueenSbury rules to chirp in with
l'No, dear, you are wrong. 1t was this
way, and then be sure to go into
twice the detail to tell the story that
husband had attempted to use.'
The Press Invites You
/ eff you are running feed or fuel
store and you see something which the
I newspaper is not doing properly in
! editing copy or writing story, step
! right into the editorial sanctum and
I let them know where they are wrong.
/, They are merely human and while
they may not attempt to run your feed
store at any time because of being too
! busy getting out the news, they surely
ought to have your advice on how to
! run the news"
"If you run hotel, be polite, no
matter if the guests tell you that you
are mistaken and that you are only
running a dump They mean well
and their remarks were intended edu-
cationally, only. Benefit by them and
invite them to return at the same
time next year, assuring them that you
will try to remodel according to their
suggestions in the meanwhile"
eff you run bank and some friend
wants loan and complains because
you require surety when he thinks his
name ought TO be good for 10 times
the amount wanted, courteously advise
/ him that Andy Gump Consolidated has
not yet taken over the banking system
with which you are connected. But
stand firm for your demand because
you represent all the depositors and
the stockholders while he represents
only selfish idea"
"It doesn't require that you patron
ize any particular school of the healing
art to make personal use of the motto
Smile That is an asset for your
health, beauty and social standing and
the cheapest investment listed Even
! when the other fellows words dictate
feeling to bite, force a smile"
eff the waiter in the cafe brings you
coffee, when you ordered tea, and as
he sets it down repeats Coffee, sir?'
be polite and respond Sure, Gaston'
And if the waitress in the other res
i taurant, taking your order ch1rps out,
Water, tea OF coffee?' We're out OF
tea and Coffee prove yourself hero
and order milk"
Don't forget the telephone girl and
always be a gentleman when she tells
you The line is busy If she plugs
into the wrong number, the best form,
on getting her ear again, is to say,
beg pardon, but the letter x in the
= words Four Hundred and, Forty -Four
is silent You gave me 446."
/ Now for the Girls
I "If you are a psychiatrist, lose no
opportunity to broadcast the fact and
whenever someone. gets in bad with the
law, always have your mental machin-
1ery whetted to help cut him out of
the tangle by proving him a mental
imbecile at the moment the crime was
committed. A little mental lie for a
! consideration may be the making OF
profession"
1 Turning then to the girls who have
prospects Of becoming brides, as well
I, as those who have hopes, the following
are some of the suggestions to be en1-
bodied in the resolutions and specifl-
cations for the coming year:
"Be guarded about making choice
of a man too hastily. There are a
4 few fundamental facts you ought to
find out about him before wasting a
good name on the chance"
"Categorically, the things you ought
to find out about him include those
named in the following paragraphs and
this one in this paragraph: Be sure
that he believes in the civilized doc
trine of a wife and home"
i Can He Wash Dishes?
i make opport unity to observe him
in action in clearing the dinner dishes
from the table Should he be of care
less habits, he might be very expen-
sive luxury because of the dishes he
broke"
''Know something about his habits
!. and ability as demonstrator OF how
toast and eggs ought to be cooked.
His information might be valuable at
any time"
"Be sure that he is competent in
handling vacuum cleaner, and dust
cloth about the furniture. Both are
useful accomplishments and it will also
; be valuable to him in keeping his
I office desk looking neat and clean"
4 Inquire as to his likes and dislikes
in foods. If he likes nothing that you
do it will afford you twice the pleasure
in getting a meal because you Will
have to prepare double the number OF
dishes that would be needed If you
had similar tastes in foods"
Can He Produce the Spinach?
! ''Know that he has ambition to earn
: a living. It doesn't matter how well
he likes spinach, for example, as how
much ability he has to procure the
spinach. And it will be well to know
that he not only can get the spinach
but he ought to be ambitious enough
to get the bacon that will lend flavor
| to the spinach when cooked"
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