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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02
UNBEATABLE

England has Women's hockey
team that has never been beaten or
tied In the last 20 years Of compe-
tition.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02
.PIhL LEO
Entries

FIRST RAcE--Four-year-cl and
upward; claiming; purse $1,000; The
Potapaco steeplechaase: 2 miles; 80.
aHenry Dattnsri4slxEvelyn sawyer .14s
bHonest John. .l39lxEndieott ..... .142
Bryn Meta. !. .144JxxB. Bolauder. 80
Vocalian "a :. iss
xxCIinch .130i
aJohn Bosley. jr.-Mrs. H. Dattner
entry.
xFive pounds claimed for rider.
xxTen pounds claimed.
SECOND RACE-Two-year- olds: the
Fair Gain: maiden; fillies; purse $1,000;
four furlongs
Roam ......I16l Fair Beth. 116
Lady Fair. l16lQuarante 1880. llS
Bare Knees. ilSlSnn ochen. 80 Jig
Maiden Tryst. .1I6lLady Capulet. i. l6
Rose Smith. .11sfEterne lis
THIRD RAcE-Three- year, lds and
upward; claiming: purse ~, SOC; one
mile and a sixteenth.
xHarry Carroll. Ill 4xPress Gang. -. Ill
Powder .l1stsam Slick. ITO
FOURTH RAcE-Three- year odds and
upward; the Monumental Claiming
Handicap; purse $1,000: six furIongA:
aAngry Mood. .104iCIock Golf -. .10s
.
HoneycO 10O a Stitches ...... 10y
Candy Pig. Fair Anita. .1O4
Portia .IO5IFerry of Fate. 81
Chancellor -. .103lJack Rope..... los
Memoria ..... 1881
aBryson entry.
FIFTH RAcE--The Rennert Handi-
cap; three-year- odds; purse, $4,000
added: furIongs
water Lad. .IO4Typhoon .......11T
aNight Life. 118 solace .........II5
Manuscript .I05lasun Meddier. 10
Hot To-day. 1881 GreenOck .......1 15
Gift Hawk. .112l Stefally Jos
Sister Ship. :. 1911 Stephanus $500. .1O9
aSagamore Stables entry.
Sixth RACE-The Pfkesviile: three
year-olds sndA upward; purse. $500;
j mile and 20 yards.
Edisto ....... 1901 Negopoli ...... .105
Sun Friar. .10Sl Brooms ....... Ill
Willie K.......119i
SEVENTH RACE-Four- yea -olds and
upward; claiming: purse, $1,000; LIS
miles.
xaVellas ......1I4IxVa1entino -. .10s
Tazewell ...... 1I6i Flagship ...... .J16
xaFoTelark -. lib Czarist ........ ill
xMariner ......110iTemerare ......114
Phanariot ....ll4I
aBedwell entry.
xApprentice allowance claimed.
Weather. clear: track, fast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02
DEGREE IGNORED

IN 1457 James III OF Scotland or
dained that flitebaII and go1fe be
utterly cryit downe and not 10 be
used.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02
SH|F I
NLlN'k
LONDON, England, May 2.
All England and Scotland are
hoping for a British victory in
the open golf championship at
Sandwich on May 7 and s.


Sandwich on May 7 and 8.
Britain has had only one victory
in this tournament since the war.
That was in 1925 when the cham
pionship was won by Arthur
Havers.
It is true that. during the post
war period. victory has been
achieved by Jock Hutchinson and
Jim Barnes players Of British birth
and breeding.
British golfers do not overlook
the fact that this years contingent
strong as ever, although the de-
cisive defeat Of Walter Hagen by
Archie Compston at Moor Lake has
lessened the chances OF the Yam
KEGS, in the opinion Of British ex-
perts. In addition to Hagen there
will be Tommy Armour, Bobby
Cruickshank, Jim Barnes and Mac
Donald Smith.
COmpston Is the new star
that has arisen on the British
golf horizon, and IL he completes
at Sandwich he will undoubtedly
prove, D powerful contender for
the invading players.
IN addition to Compston. Abe
Mitchell and George Duncan are
two British hopes. Mitchell IS play
ing better than he ever did in his
life. On his practice form he Ii
equal to the best. But Compston
and Duncan are also In top form.
There ii another name to be
borne in mind all the time ohm
Henry Cotton, who has just reached
his 21at birthday. Not long ago he
won the Croydon championship in
II and rs in a binding rainstornn.
On the whole there is the utmost
confidence that . Briton win win
the title.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02
Fore!
By r. D. Thomas

Washington s spring go1
season is on today with the
start of the invitation tourna-
ment at the Washington Golf
and Country Club.
From o'clock, when DIR. Ran
son and DR.. Garner teed off, action
continued all day. It is hoped to
complete the qualifications before
nightfall.
A. L. Houghton, winner of the
tourney last year. is again seeking
the honor. About 200 players were
expected to start in today's quail
flying round.
With the exception Of George
VOigt and Roland Mackenzie
about every prominent golfer i'm
the District Is starting in this
first tourney OF the season.
Playing conditions were cOnsld-
cred excellent.
Mrs. H. A. Knox defeated Miss
Susan Hacker. 8 and 2, in the
final round Of the first flight in
the tourney OF the Wcmen's Dis.
trict Golf Association at Bannock-
burn.
w. w. Seay turned in q card
OF 88 to win the low gross prize
in the Interstate Commerce Com.
merco Commissions tourney at
East Potomac Park. with 3
high handicap, w. r. Spence
won the low net hOnors with
1O1.
In the first class there was a
triple tie for first place and another
for second place. p. r. Baker, 80;
j. b. Keller. 80, and M. C. Trow.
bridge, SO. we're bracketed for first
place, while e. w. Bodkin, 90; w.
w. Seay. So. and J.. r. Sheehan, 80.
were tied for second place.
In the second class j. p. Hovey,
96, tied r. Fl. Harsh, "a, for first
place. e. j. Kendrick, 81, and III.
Z. Anes. 80, were tied for second
place.
In the third class, though tho
have yet to complete
their work. the likely winners are
Al. Kettler, F.. p. CLANCY, A. A. Din
BILE, j.. j. Crowley, r. r. Cahill,
and w. A. DOrdell.
Miss Carrie e. Coffenberger won
in the women's section. with Miss
Rosella Rick second.
The competition was match play
= gainst par, with generous handi-
caps allotted Some players had as
many as two strokes hole. thus
giving the scorers plenty Of work
to sort out the y inners.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02
HUNT ING FOES

The Metropolitan Juniors are ar
ranging baseball contests. Call
Davis, Atlantic 4O17.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02

With the exception Of George
VOigt and Roland Mackenzie
about every prominent golfer in
the District Is starting in this
first tourney OF the season.
Playing conditions were cOnsid-
cred excellent.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02

The worst break that the big
leagues have had this year has
been the weather, and / think It
has been q little bit worse in the
East than in the West. 1 guess
there isn't club in either league
but has two or three men on the
hospital listand will continue to
have. until We get some really
warm weather.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02

Mrs. H. A. Knox defeated Miss
Susan Hacker. 8 and 2. in the
final round Of the first flight in
the tourney OF the Wcmen's Dis.
trict Golf Association at Bannock.
burn.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-05-02

Incidentally i notice that Mr..
Mc(sfaw Is 81 the opinion that
the American League is set.np:
that the Yankees are the only
real bali club IN the league, and
that the Giants would breeze
through n they were In our
league. I've got 3 lot III respect
Tor MIR. McGraW and his opinion,
but when he makes . statement
ike that he's certainly covering
lot Of territory.
The Washington times., 1928-05-28

whose appear this and VIDE
~ and ENERGIES are devoted bigger better
with the pleased to present them 10 TINS hand
The Washington times., 1928-05-28

bTDHE other day in one Of Americas largest cities
j thirty STORY office building was listed for
sale It had been completed for three months and
was reputed to be one Of the best planned and
structed buildings in that particular section Of the
country It was ideally located in good business
section but the owner Of the building who had
failed to make arrangements for the renting of Ills
Office space, was forced to sell the building at
sacrifice in order to meet his financial obligations
SO it is with Washington q CITY well planned
and located in section Of the country that should
make it an ideal business and residential center.
True enough. Washington is progressing along these
lines and it is up to those who believe in it to keep
ii ever thus It can be done through advertising.
telling other people about the Capital City and the
. possibilities it offers. We believe in Washington
and are taking this means Of telling you that do.
Pass It on. tell other folks that YOU too believe
in Washington and it will never be necessary to sell
the best city in the world below its par value.
The Washington times., 1928-05-28

HErrRoN Co. inc.

Plumbing. Heating, Lightfng
Service III Our Motto. Members
American Society Sanitary Engineers
None Too Small--None Too Large
I'll 18th ST. 3. w. Main sSii
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
BEATS TEACHER;
JUSTICE FO|LED
Father Who Helped Son
Slips Officers.
BIZ United Press


DICKSON, Tenn, Dec. 49,
Christmas business is so good at
the Slayton Phillips store here that
Phillips twice has refused to be ar
rested on a charge of aiding in an
assault on a high school professor.
"Too busy" was the answer dep
uty sheriff's twice brought back to
county court when they sought to
take the man in custody for stand
ing guard with a shotgun while his
19-year-old son, Tony, thrashed
Prof. w. L. Rochelle.
"They had more papers than
they had officers" Phillips conf1d
ed to friends in explaining how he
eluded arrest.
The sheriffs' Office explained that
any enforced arrest of the man
might have resulted in gun-f1re, fol-
Phillips admittedly is mad"
Accompanied by his son, who was
expelled from high school Saturday
for refusing to "squeaT on a fell
low student who exploded fire.
crackers on the campus, Phillips
confronted the professor and de-
manded the boys reinstatement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
YOUTHS GIVEN
new CHANCE IN
THEFT CASES
Terms Are Suspended for
Pair Who Confess Auto
Stripping Guilt.

One youth, who in signed state
ment admitted stealing and strip
ping five automobiles and of strip
ping six cars left in garages, re-
ceived a suspended one to ten years
sentence to the Indiana reforma-
tory; another confessed accomplice
was given a like suspended sentence;
while a third accomplish was dis
charged by Judge James A. Col
Inns in criminal court today.
A few minutes before, another
youth, who had stolen an automo-
bile at the command of an elder
man was sentenced to four months
at the reformatory.
Lowell Harold, 10, of GIG Riviera
drive, in his signed statement de-
c1ared that on Aug. 81 he stole a
Ford touring car, stripped it and
sold the tires in Louisville Oct. 4,
stole Ford truck, stripped the tires
and sold them; Oct. II, stole a
Chevrolet coupe, stripped it; Oct. Is,
stole a Nash roadster, stripped it,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
JUDGE ASSA|LS
ViOLATORS OF
TRAFFIC RULES
Cameron Amazed by Lack
of Observance on Part
of Business Men.

ut is amazing how many business
men of this city pay no attention to
the traffic ordinance" said Munich
pal Judge c.. r. Cameron today, in
hearing the case of M. Van Osley,
233 East Ohio street, charged with
failure to stop at New York street,
preferential highway, on Alabama
street.
ST believe you are telling the truth
when you say you stopped behind
a wagon" the judge said to Van
Osley, land I believe you are telling
the truth when you say you did not
see him STOP" the judge said to
Motorcycle Officer j. F. OBrien,
but there are too many violations
of this kind.
"Only this morning stood al
that very corner and observed that
only about one out of every five
was stopping.
''It is tie duty of every business
man, and every other citizen, TIC
help police enforce this ordinance
There have been probably 5000 pei
sons injured in automobile acct
dents since the first of the year
and nearly 100 killed, and large
percentage of this is due to persons
who drive straight through prefer
entail streets"
Judge Cameron continued Van
Osleys case indefinitely.
william S. Vawter, 4081s Massa-
chussetts avenue, and Mrs. Flossi
Siebert, 1864 Schofeld avenue, were
fined SIS each for traffic violations
Ed Eberhardt, Friendswood, Ind,
was fined 81 and costs because the
license plates on the car Of a rela-
tive. which he was driving, were 50
muddy thew could not be read.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
John Gilbert Is Top Star
I'm Years MOUie Roundup
Emil JanningS in Second
Place, According to
Reviewers.

By Times SDCctGI
NEW YORK, Dec. 18.-The flash
ing, sabre-like John Gilbert is
standing at the top of the motion
picture world today, and Emil jan
nings of the bulky figure and the
hair-line emotional nuances is close
beside him.
These are the judgments of Photo
play Magazines staff of reviewers,
summing up the best performances
of 1923 in the January issue OF the
film monthly.
Gilbert is credited with four per.
formances which are ranked among
the years best-"Four Walls" 1.-THE
Cossacks," Man, Woman and Sin,"
and Masks of the Devil"
Jannings is given second place for
his three great pictures, street of
Sin," 1.-THE Patriot" and "The Last
Command"
Only thirteen other players are
credited with as many as two ap-
pearances worthy to rank among
the best. They are:
and 1.-THE Patsy"
Louise Dresser Mother Knows Best"
and His Country"
Greta Carlo Mysterious Lady" and
1.-THE Divine Woman"
Janet Gaynor-"Street Angel" and
-Four Devils"
Jean Hersholt-"Jazz Mad" and "Abie's
Irish Rose
Thomas Meighan-"The Racket" and
'The Mating Call"
william Powell-"The Drag Net" and
Interference"
Fay Wray--"The Wedding March" and
Legion of the Condemned"
George Bancroft-'Docks of New York"
and 1.-THE Drag Net"
Richard Barthelmess-"T Moose" and
wheel of Chance"
Betty Compson-"Docks Of New York"
and 1.-THE Barker"
Gary Cooper-"Legion of the Con-
demned" and Beau Sabreur."
Joan Crawford-"Four Walls and "Our
Dancing Daughters"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
: THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

and on Oct. "a, stole a Ford coupe
and stripped it.
He declared that he was aided in
these theftS by Bonnie boxes, II, Of
6420 Ashland avenue.
On oct. 26, accompanied by
Charles Vance, 30, living in a cot
tage at Sixty-eighth and Fergu-
son streets, he went to the garage
in the rear of 1894 College avenue to
steal a battery, he said. After re-
moving the battery, he was leav-
ing the garage when he was shot in
the back with shotgun. He dropped
the battery and fled and the next
day was arrested by police.
Harold, in his confession, declared
that he stripped automobiles in five
other garages. Boxes signed the
statement as being true. A separate
statement was signed by Vance, in
which he declared that he aided in
the theft of the battery and that
he sold liquor and home brew at
his home.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18

Give Yule Tree to Mayor Walker
BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, Dec. 18.-Mayor
James j. Walker was presented with
a 35-foot living Christmas tree today
and electrically lighted it will stand
in city hall park during the holidays.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18

Judge Collins gave the suspended
sentence to Harold and boxes and
discharged Vance.
"Have we no rights?" inquired
Harrison Walters, president and
treasurer of Ratham & Walters,
in whose garage Harold had at
tempted to steal the battery.
A few minutes before, Judge Col
Inns had sentenced Edgar Charles,
II, of Toledo, o., to four months
imprisonment for stealing a Nash
sedan belonging to Lawrence Cum
mings, 4156 Washington boulevard.
Charles had turned the car over tS
another man and had not stripped
the car.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
BONUS FOR employees

About 100 employees of the
Thomas & Skinner Steel Products
Company will be given Christmas
bonuses based on 10 per cent of this
years pay roll, it was announced
Monday night. The exact amount
varies above and below 10 per cent
based on the value of the employees
to the company.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
Guard Against Flu"
With MusterOle

Influenza, Grippe and Pneumonia
usually start with a cold. The moment
you get those warning aches rub on
good old Musterole.
Musterole relieves the congestion and
stimulates circulation. 1t has all the
good qualities of the Old-fashioned
mustard plaster without the blister.
First you feel a warm Jingle as the
healing ointment penetrates the pores,
then a soothing. cooling sensation and
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-12-18
PLAN SAFETY EXHIBIT
Traffic Code to Be Demonstrated in
ArmOry Dec. %.

Safety provisions Of the new city
traffic code will be demonstrated by
the indianapolis safety council Dec.
%, in the armory.
A special exhibition for women
will be given at 10 a. M; two for
truck drivers and other specific
groups in the afternoon, and one for
pleasure car drivers at night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-01-10

cars of this kind. I've got to do some
thing with this one and he's the only
person who can help me. SO I'm going
to pocket my pride and ask him. Here
goes"
From this second expedition she re-
turned radiant.
'Pauls coming right down. He was
Just as nice as could be. He called
me Vanny, just az he used to-"
Ten minutes later car paused at
the curb and Paul Scott, glowing and
athletic, came swiftly across the grass
to where Vanny waited. putting few
finishing touches to the monster as
she did so.
"Why. this II some car. believe me-"
the young man cried. He walked
around it. Then he opened the hood
and did some unintelligible but sue
cessful thing with 1t. The monster
choked, sputtered, then began to purr
like a contented cat.
step in. both of you" Paul said.
"and we'll try its PAGES. Then Ill tell
you. Vanny, you must let me teach
| you to run 1t. You can keep 1t in our
garage meanwhile. I'm home now for
| two weeks and I'm sure in that time
you will learn to handle the machine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-01-10

home for 1t. I think I'll go in and
take a scrub myself, mother. Then IL
you'll find me A. good supper I'll try
to look after the dear old monster
further"
"Why. do you like It. Vanny?"
asked Mrs. Hall. with a note of sur
prise in her voice.
Vanny laughed.
Il believe l could easily, but I'd
have to have more than a speaking
acquaintance with it. I'd 1'd-have
to learn to manage it, you know,
mother"'
THAT great thing! With your slen.
der shoulders and small hands! Oh,
Vanny. you brighten me-
Mother. dear, shall do nothing un-
wise. But women do drive big cars.
Don't you remember seeing them in
the city? And-and l always did have
fondness for Una and the Lion"
She laughed tremendously and ran
upstairs.
When she came down ready for
supper she looked fresh and cool and
| rested. After supper she went out and
| looked ut the car. She stroked the
glossy varnish admiringly. Suddenly
she spoke to her mother, who had fol-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-01-10

lowed her out OF the house and was
watching her anxiously:
I'm going down to the garage to
talk to Mr.. Pike"
She was gone barely 10 minutes
and came hurrying back, looking very
much distressed.
'Mr. Pike Is all alone and can't
leave the place. And, anyway, mother,
he confessed he knew nothing about
this kind of machine. I think he was
afraid to try to handle 1t. SO there
you are. No help from that direction.
But / can't let the monster stand un.
der the apple tree all night. Those
awful Kemp kids will be swarmIng
all over it."
well. what are you going to do?"
asked Mrs. Hall in despair.
Vanny drew a deap breath.
I'm going over to Wilson's to
phone to Paul Scott"
"Vanny"'
eyes. am. know the SCOTS have
hardly been aware Of our existence
for the last six years since that lucky
venture which sent the Scott name
and fame higher than a rocket. I'm
not beholden to them, but, mother.
Paul Is home now and he does know
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-01-10

an expression Of suffering. She was
sick at heart, but she would not let
her mother know.
poor old beast!" she said.
"It-it's almost as big as the
house." gasped Mrs. Hall. where are
we going to put it, Vanny? We
haven't any barn"
IT don't know" Vanny replied.
"yNeH think of that later. First of all
I'm going to use my Saturday after
noon at home to clean it,"
YOU don't know how"
"Well, I've seem them at the ga.
rage doing things to cars with a
sponge and hose. I'm going to try and
see what kind of complexion the
creature has, anyway. Just wait till /
get my garden suit on"
Vanny in her garden suit looked
like a nice boy Of 16. but she had not
n boys strength and vigor. BY the
time she had squirted half-ton of
water on the car and polished it she
was exhausted. But the car was
transformed. 1t was worn, of course
but. like piece of battered mahog.
any, it commanded respect.
1T can't live under the apple tree
forever" Vanny said. 1--WE got to find
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-01-10
That's all we can do" Vanny re-

That's all we can do" Vanny ro'
turned. slowly.
Certainly Uncle Zenas had done an
unaccountable thing in leaving such
a legacy to people whom the bequest
of few hundreds. even. would nave
greatly relieved in the way OF hnance.
Uncle Zenas had loved a joke and
had continued to perpetrate them
until the moment his failing hand
signed his last will and testament. a
public institution got his money and
his widowed niece the huge touring
car. which, driven by a colored chauf
feur. had been wont to take him on
daily airings.
The car arrived by way Of the worst
road in all that locality-a road which
| was foot deep with mud after a
heavy rain: 1t was coated, plastered.
| splashed with soil and the two women
beheld it with woeful hearts. 1t was
a monster and an impotent monster at
that. for it seemed TO breathe it's last
| Just as it reached the shelter Of the
apple tree that shaded the Hall house.
The man who had brought it departed
without an attempt to bring 1t to life.
Nanny stood looking at it with her
| small. dark. sweet face puckered into
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-01-10
THE EVENING STORY

of course a little money would come
in handy. especially now that you are
not well. And as long as he was
giving. it does seem to me he might
have left us something besides that
old automobile of his" She choked.
swallowed hard and smiled again
bravely. "It's--it's funny. What are
we going to do with an automobile
We neither Of us ever handled a bit
Of machinery larger than an egg
heater in our lives. and l have no
time for it. anyway. 1t takes every
ounce of strength l have to keep up
my office work at the mill. | suppose
we might sell it," she added, hope
| fully.
AS IL we could find a buyer in a
small place like this for $4,000 car,
even though it was a second-hand.
Mrs. Hall sighed. We'll. | guess II
is funny. as YOU say. dear. but we
must make the best of il"