The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-03-22


Evarts, Mrs. Mary Mclean, Mrs.
Duncan McGillis and Mrs. M. Mar
cellus.
The following parody on the club
members and their husbands was
written by Mrs. Mary Mclean and
read at the dinner:
Mrs. Evarts, 1 assure you.
viii stand the severest test.
When 1T comes to doing club work
She will rank with the best.
Mrs. McGillis. let me tell you.
Has many talents rare.
In writing wonderful papers
There are few who can compare.
Mrs. Mclean IL doing. her best
To keep up with these two.
Some time she's prone to think.
1t Is more than she can do.
Eut when you speak of history
Mrs. Burton leads the van
When 1t comes to knowing
From Az tho history Of Japan.
But when 1t comes to talents
With q musical display
Mesdames Larson, Taylor and Arnot
viii please In q charming way.
Mrs. French and Mrs. Waldo
Are brilliant beyond compare.
In various kinds Of club work
They're not found wanting there.
Miss Palmer has a "hobby"
When it comes to art and such
The club on various occasions
Enjoyed her pictures much.
But when 1t comes to elocution
Or an after dinner speech,
Mrs. Olson has few equals:
In fact, she's quite peach.
II you wish some entertaining
Or club work, IL you please,
Mrs. SOrlie and Mrs. Shafer
Are master hands at these.
Mesdames Keller, Wanner and Simpson
Will with any three compare.
In writing wonderful papers
Also giving luncheons rich and rare.
Mrs. Register and Mrs. eastman
Are not so very slow.
II asked to do difficult work
They never answer NO.
As a delegate to conventions
Mrs. Zuger leads the bunch. :
Sho always goes quite willingly
And never needs "hunch."
Mrs. Marcellus aud Mrs. Lenhart,
Allow me here to say,
Have been very active members
Without destinations display.
Now. I've told you about the members
OF the Current Events club,
But what about their husbands?
That Is just the rub"
I'll begin with Governor Sorlie,
OF whom we are very proud,
AS he guides the state most wisely
And never boasts aloud.
Then take Attorney General Shafer,
Win ALWAYS haQ hoan f0Mnd
With rulings most impartial
And judgments always sound.
Now II you wish to hire lawyers
In defending you from danger
Or make your latest will.
II you wish some county warrants
Or any kind Of bonds
Just go to Obert Olson
His smile is always bland.
But you'll have to go to Arnot
II abstracts you would get.
That mistakes are seldom ins them
Is usually safe bet
II you would buy groceries wholesale
Mr.. Simpson. / assure YOU,
Has "scads" and "scads" Of these.
But II you wish the best Of lumber
~ AdISOu you Will nave 10 co.
You will find him very honest
And in business not 80 slow.
II you wish to buy machinery
MT. Taylor Is the very man
Who can supply your every need
IL any man can.
You had better 60 to French
For your hardware or your tin,
A furnace or machinery
He Will meet you with q grin.
Mr.. Lenhart is our popular mayor
OF whom l wish to say
Has boosted much for Bismarck
In every possible way.
Capt. Wanner is a booster, too,
For Bismarck all the while.
You will always find him tovial,
For he meets you with q smile.
Mr.. Waldo. the new manager
For the telephone company here.
AS to business qualifications
Ranks without q peer"
Messrs. McGillis. Keller and eastman.
when It comes to civic pride,
Will be there with "bells on
And In the front ranks ride.
MARY L MCLEAN.
H. J. Hardness Of Dickinson trans
acted business in this city Tuesday.