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Evening star., 1928-11-19

COOK. experienced, with fine reference.
ll15 O st. NV.
DFESSMAKER. tailoress. II years expert
ence. desires work by the day; work Guaran-
taed Adams 6372 i9'
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HELP-MALE AND FEMALE.

OUTSIDE WORK, good, clean, profitable
wholesale and hQuse-to-house work; good
hustler can make fine salary: can use
part-time worker after s pm: will consider
Government worker for part-time work. 90l
lith st,
Evening star., 1928-11-19

HAIR DRYER, Shelton" direct current; cost
SIS; sell at sacrifice: used year. Two
shampoo trays. / on stand. to IT. barber
chair. Fairmont Beauty Shop, 3l15 l4th
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tecd work. at reasonable rates: estimates
given s, J. Koran, North 5Ss, 1850 Newton
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OAKLAND. PONTIAC.
poHANKA SERVICE.


SATISFACTION GUARANTEED,
THESE CARS TAKEN IN TRADE ON NEW
OLDSMOBILES. FORMER OWNERS NAMES
FURNISHED ON REQUEST.
1926 OAKLAND COACH .........,.... $500
1927 HUPMOBIIE SIX SEDAN ....,..,. 700
1926 OLDSMOBILE DE LUKE SEDAN. D. 500
1926 OLDSMOBILE SEDAN ...,........ $50
1926 OLDSMOBILE SEDAN ............ $50
1926 OLDSMOBILE DE LUXE COACH. 400
1927 OLDSMOBILE COUPE .........,,. 525
1927 CHEVROLET TOURING ......-.... 800
l92G CHEVROLET COUPE ....r........ $50
1925 CHEVROLET COACH .s.......... 200
zFIlE FOLLOWING CARS. REASONABLY
PRICED, DO NOT CARRY OUR GUARAN-
TY. BUT THEY HAVE MANY MILES OF
TRANSPORTATION LEFT:
1925 OLDsMOBILE TOURING ......... $50
1924 OLDSM SBILE COACH ..,......... $50
1925 ESSEX COACH ................... rs
1922 JORDAN SIX COACH ............. IT'S
1923 CHEVROLET COUPE .............. so
1923 CHEVROLET TOURING ........... 50
1922 DODGE TOURINGS ...............s so
1898 FORD TOURINCiS ................ so
1923 DURANT ROADSTER ............. so
. 1925 goth ST. NV.
PLENTY OF PARKING SPACE IN YARD
ADJOINING, our SALES AND SERVICE
DECATUR 5492
OPEN UNTIL Pm
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WANTED-SALESMEN.

WAN1ED--0aLESME
MENI,Become independent, saiesmens
men of experience. Men and women en-
rolled. Meets two nights week beginning
who qualify. Apply Room 2, IS Jackson
pl.. 4-G pm.
SALESMAN. experienced. for stock OF re-
Liable Liable % dividend pay I@paying corporation; refer.
SALESMEN-We want several energetic
men who can appreciate an opportunity
where the earnings are far above the aver
ment: sales experience not as essential as
Nililheness 70 learn and determination to
TSsaSeeed. SaSe G Cal after 10 o'clock Room Al,
STOCK SALESMAN, OF ex.
perience. capable of taking
charge OF sale of stock for estab-
lished local corporation; leads
furnished; references required !:
only high-grade man need apply !;
splendid opportunity. Address
Box 14O-J. Star office.
AUTOMOBILE Statesmen.
An opportunity for 6 men to
make $1,000 or better year
selling the NEW SENSA-
TlONAL CHEVROLET with
one of Washington's oldest
Chevrolet dealers. See Mr..
DlNEER. between 10 and II
am, or call Tor appointment.
OCRlSMAN CHEVROLET
SALES CO,
6l0 II, st. NE.
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sALE-AUToMoBrLEs.
NASH

NASH.
BEST. COMPARE
CARS
AND
PRICES.
1923 Nash Standard Coupe. ............ss ss4S
1928 Nash Advance Victoria Coupe. l.oso
1875 Nash Nash special ecsi Coupe good condition as
1926 Hupmohile Sedan. leather up
1926 Hudson HUDSON Bfousham: excellent con.
1926 Nash Standard Sedan. SsS
1925 Nash Advance Roadster; excellent a..
1923 SSo,s1oTn ShnvrdTst cosc6 .'''''''''.'''' 5sS
1925 Chevrolet Landau Sedan. .......... 295
1926 Buick Master Six 4-door Sedan. et5
iSSS oakisad coach; Tefinished......... $50
1926 Dodge Coach. Observation-Disclosures. $40
YOUR CAR IN TRADE.
WALLACE MOTOR CO..
Nash Distributors.
1909 L St. NV.
Decatur 22S0.
WE BUY AND SELL USED CARS.
FRED L. MORGAN,
Thomas Circle GARAGE. 1los Vermont Ave
REQ. REQ.
"TREW" VALUES.
PRICES HAVE BEEN
REDUCED TO MAKE ROOM.
chrysler 1928 "72" Coupe trumble sesD;
excellent mechanical conditions fully equip
bed An unusual buy in Chrysier.
REQ Wolverine Sedan; run very little;
fully equipped and carries new-car guar
anty. Opportunity to buy equivalent OF new
car at substantial reduction.
REQ Flyine Cloud Sedan. demonstrator:
mileaee very low; fully equipped; new-car
guaranty. Substantial price reduction
REQ 1929 Flying cloud Roadster. demon
strator equipped with wire wheels: run very
little. Substantial price reduction.
1927 Flying Cloud Roadster; wire-wheel
equipment. mechanically o. x, fully equip
ped. Priced right.
1927 FLYfNci CLOUD VICTORIA.
1927 FLYING CLOUD SEDAN.
1927 FLY1NG flying CLOUD RoADsTER.
1927 1927 BIANA BIn a,! SEDAN.
1925 DODGE SEDAN.
1927 BUICK SEDAN.
1926 CHRYSLER SEDAN.
1925 CHRYSLER TOURING.
1927 1927 0d 0LDs Co&pPE & f4-wheel brakes).
CADILLAC 63 7-PASS SEDAN.
1926 REQ SEDAN.
25 others to choose from, in
Guiding roadsters, coupes. Sc
dams and tourings, $95 and TIP.
OPEN EVENINGS-SUNDAYS
UNTIL 5 PM.
THE TREW MOTOR CO.,
1926 18th. Decatur 1910.
FORDS, FORDS FORDS
1927 Tudor,
1927 Roadsters. choice ;.
1925 Tudors choice 2.
1926 Fordor-new paint.
1926 RdSterS4-new paint-chotce 2.
1925 Tudor Sedan.
other models s35 UP.
STEUART MOTOR COMPANY,
14I 18th st. NE Line. 5000.
Evening star., 1928-11-19
WASHINGTON

WASHINGTON,
INVESTMENT HOUSE
Desires statesmen for high-grade
banking and public utility
stocks.
Commission with drawing ac-
count to those making satisfac-
tory record.
Apply i'll person between ?
and 4 pm.
Suite 200.
Southern Building.
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WOMAN OF REFINEMENT

CAN EARN $3 AN HOUR
selling Xmas cards. The most beautiful
line in America and we pay unusually large
liver and collect Cali in person or write.
Sample; book free. Open evenings for your
National Press Bidg.. 18th and F SITS. NV
Evening star., 1928-11-19

to canvass for real estate pro-
spectus on salary and commits
sion; references required. Ad-
dress Box 14l-J, Star Office.
Evening star., 1928-11-19
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

S20-S25 wk No charge
unless placed. Washington Employment Ex-
rhanee. 2l4 National Press Bldg, l4th F:
COMPETENT HELP furnished daily positions
onen daily Nat nj Personnel Bureau 533 Bond
Bidr iath end N. 7. ave. nv. M a83l.
ETFNOCj typist. nookkeeper. clerical help,
etc, free registry. Main 1888. 1898 G st. NV.
Bovd Employment Service.
Evening star., 1928-11-19
SITUATION-FEMALE.

BOOKKEEPER. secretary-stenographe ten
years with c. P. A. ten years commercial:
take charge books and correspondence; best
references. Telephone West 1460, Apt. li0l.
Evening star., 1928-11-19
SITUATION-MALE.


STATIONARY ENGINEER, white. aged 33;
.. G. license. IL years experience in steam
hitting. genera, machine shop. seeks employ
Star Office. 2is
YOUNG MAN desires position; 81. married,
sxoerIe sxperIienced years as cashier, with good
ences also has closed car Address Box
77-J. Star office. 20s
Evening star., 1928-11-19
SALE--AUTOMOBILES.
(Continued.1
HUDSON. ESSEN.
USED CAR
PRICES
REDUCED
$50 to 400.
.ass rccrv crr,AN DrNsONcrp TOD
sALE-AUToMoBILES.

1928 ESSEX SEDAN, DEMONSTRATORS.
Perfect shape, hardly soiled. This is one
OF the most durable used cars we have.
ORIGINAL cost. $3.50 Reduced to $3.50.
LATEST 1928 ERSKINE 4-DooR SEDAN
Condition like new, not even Soiled; fully
equipped Original cost. SLOTS; our price,
s765.
1895 DODGE A SEDAN.
In splendid condition throughout. iuiiy
equipped. Reduced to $500.
1924 BUICK MASTER ''6" SEDAN.
Mechanical condition excellent. upholstery
Spotless. Reduced 70 $3.50.
1927 ESSEX SUPER SIX SEDAN
In splendid condition throughout. Re-
duced to $780,
1926 ESSEX COACH.
Original finish excellent, motor tip-top,
good tires. pickup at S225.
1926 NASH SPECIAL "s' COACH.
Perfect shape, new tires. Reduced to
4a5O
Evening star., 1928-11-19

PAPERHANGING, painting. plaStering. floor
ing, heating; the better kind; very reasonable
estimates Checrfully given; cash or termSi
up to l8 months to pay. National Decorating
Co. a5ll Illinois ave. NV. Adams 1878. 20S
PAPERHANGINC. PAINTINC-Let me show
YOU latest SAMPLES paper. Phone Clarendon
Il
Evening star., 1928-11-19
BUSINESS TNSTRTTCTTON

PREPARE NOW FOR SENIOR FOREST AND
FIELD CLERK, stenography. typewriting
p,ROElBTTION AGENT, FINGER PRINT
;IaSsif1er. POLICE and FIREMAN exams THE
CIVIL SERVICE PREPARATORY SCHOOL
Sc cor. 18th and F SITS. NV. Phi FIR 2O8O.
Evening star., 1928-11-19
HELP-DOMESTIC.
SITUATION-MALE AND FEMALE

COUPLE-WaitreSs or chambermaid. chauf-
four, complete in the situations we seek:
had IL years experience in private serv-
ices: live IN or home excellent references.
Address Box 454-H, Star ofhee l9s
Evening star., 1928-11-19

AND OTHERS.
YOUR CAR IN TRADE.
WALLACE MOTOR CO.,
Nash Distributors,
1909 L St. NV.
Decatur 22S0.
Evening star., 1928-11-19
HELP-FEMALE.

COUNTER GIRL, experienced; must have
reference. Come ready for work Biltmore
Cafeteria, 827 14th st. NV
DISHWASHER, colored woman. Call 1909 e
st. NV, End floor 20s
Evening star., 1928-11-19

SALESMAN. experienced, for stock OF re-
liable, dividend-paying corporation; refer
ences. Address Boy lal-J Star office 2Is
Evening star., 1928-11-19

PAINTING, PAPERHANGING--.S Special prices
this MONTH guaranteed work; quick service.
Call Lincoln 699' for estimates. 1875 Car
roll Sc 2Q@
Evening star., 1928-11-19

range. Blodgett 4-shelf baking oven: first
class shape. APPLY basement, 1923 II st. NV.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
Hickman I rial or What?

William
body little Marian Parker 12yearod school girl Los Angeles
delivered horribly girls
collected $500 a hdnapers prize.
admitting all the details
humanity presumably
according o provided.
of described about follows:
HcmanYes admit killed the girl and cut her body into small
pieces-but grandfather used to have fits
decided the
could justice Staying the girl because she knew too mucbut
a
for
mebut mother attempted to suicide in
M youth o father"
Solomon Juinian Napoleon Blackstone and all
great gvers past
to the tune OF
janging LAWYERS with a jury and a judge as au0lence
be that jurisprudence state of this union has
0
a i being
peculate of grandre
henous offense a grandson?
should puiaries
relevant evidence
If it absolutely revolving
the o
come dancing out upon the stage singing 7 killed girl Why2 My
chanting the line of the Let
him let him co. followed by the judge in deep bass voice in the
of the of let him 60"
saton
California for 80 following prescribed
the Hickman criticism
the
this
there way determining the sanity of
without
through his all the pecuae and diosyncraces
that developed?
How could it ever
activities father?
was prenatal quite lad
The absolutely cool metocal which Hickman committed
determine the sanity of
scientific of all data
al of
the time the will like Roose-
Perdicars alive Rasul dead
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
With Other Editors
BILL STROBE SEES ANOTHER PLOT
(Dunbar's Weekly

secretary governor,
the states rights
earth
upfang the and the
secretary governor McCuky all bosom
friends Just acting during the
Huacuca the
guard
governor secretary official
disspproval
diseasre thing led another
the Fuachuca trip but is the sie
Colorado fight in it,
the Colorado
the McCuk removal Mac is still commits
his attention that matter without
industrial commission matters
NIcCuskey
Arizona entitled
interest would
trial
ability
and eloquence lie is doing
you
significance
getting
him by governor
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
POLITICAL POT s1MMER1NG
(Tucson independent

The state political beginning enough to be noticed
"a lively
republican direction
county
may persuaded
gubenaoial situation there several other poss
Hunt is still uncommunicate in
his stand concerning another term
Quite long time
neghbong
positively
opposition
State Senator Donney
persuaded to make the enough his
Dwight
this
isn't saying what Silent Cal said,
Shortly after Keby had
governor bulletins probably
reconsider his announcement
present oicesecretary
candidate secretary stateshp
Senator William c.
his candidacy for this office
heard of withdrawal from the
the the postpone
OF
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
Presidents Engaging Candor

characterized White House utances
Coolidge the president Monday
confidence the
which
specify o beginning
vessels
conditions dictate and treasury balances
warrant
nation
the building
of the possible
The president has warned congress- in effect that attempts tax
the administration that
cripple failing to
government plain directly the people the
United regarding endeavoring
make polite
the
plane
reduction program political expeenc
the
department.
condition upon upon
responsibility
the full responsibility weak
addition his reteraton Coolidge epha
adhered to gidy would necessary
sa o nation
point better to have no
reduction than much applied
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
ANTHONY'S ACT
WILL TAKE OUT
A REAL VETERAN

An announcement made few days
ago at Tucson by Congressman D. R,
Anthony, Jr., member of the lower
house of congress from the first dis
trict and whose home is at Leaven-
worth where he is editor of the
Leavenworth Times, promises to take
from the congressional field a pic
turesque name. That picturesqueneSs
was created more by the father than
the son, however, for there has been
congressman named D. r. Anthony
since soon after the Civil war and the
senior Anthony was one who gained
general fame because of his aggressive
and active services. He was politi-
cal fighter of the old school and while
he may have laggtel at times, he
never ceased to fight for the cause Of
his party.
D. R. Anthony, Jr, who says he
will retire with the present term to
which he was elected in 1926 and
which will end on March 4, 1929, will
have served for % years, when he
lays down the title of member of con-
gress Broken health is the reason for
his retirementn Among other things
in his statement that he will not ask
reelection, is the following:
"In recent years tasks involving
much labor and responsibility have
been assigned me in my congressional
work, until a break in health has
caused me to realize that preparing
and handling measures carrying hun
dreds of millions of dollars of public
appropriations each session, has be-
come real burden. I believe I am
going to win the battle to regain my
health, but cannot do it by going
back into this congressional treadmill."
Congressman Anthony was elected to
congress to succeed Charles Curtis
when the latter was elevated to the
United States senate.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

Charles Stanford has resigned as
night policeman and will take
position with brick concern in
this city.
Mrs. D. w. Bisbee of Nacozari,
is in the city on shopping trip.
R. P. Kyle, assistant trainmaster
for the E. P. & S. W., has re-
turned from trip over the east
ern end of the road.
Apache station is the center of
the valley which is rapidly being
settled by high-grade farmers,
practical men who have sufficient
means to carry them through in
their project of home building.
Three of these men have leased
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES :. MONTAGUE
DON'T SAY 1T WITH MUSIC

CA great physician says that music
When great prinla donna flies into
a pet
And shrieks till her features are
blue
When her feelings are hurt and her
nerves are upset
And the chairs and the tables are,
too
When she's haughtily blind to the
Difference which
Her terrified manager shows 'er,
dent pitch
It's the fault of some famous COM
poser,
Whose music had such a terrific
vitality
That it filled her with rather too
much personality.
When famous young tenor retires to
his room
And stays there for hours and hours
His heroic features distorted with
S1OO111
Refusing all notes and all flowers,
When he says, by declining to sing for
year,
He will plunge the whole cast in
disaster
The fact that his system has got out
of gear
Is the fault of some famous old
master,
Whose arials have although quite ac-
cidentally-
Affected the soloist temperamentally.
Though music to some folks brings
solace and rest
Though, as Congreve has happily
said,
It's charms often soothe the belligerent
breast
Of the early American Red,
1t does not appear to allay in the
least
The leaning toward turmoil and riot
The diva, the tenor or any artistic
Who must father livelihood by it.;
There is something in music, some
potency terrible
That makes those who practice it
simply unbearable.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
Skidding

"Where is the carp" demanded Mrs.
Jones.
Dear me-" exclaimed Jones. did
take the car out this morning?"
"You certainly did. You drove it to
town."
How odd. remember now after I
got out I turned around to thank the
man who gave me the lift and Won
dered where he had gone"
-Tucumcari American.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
Marvellous Nature

Squire (who is missing pheasant
eggs: Where have you been getting
your eggs lately, Brown?
Brown: From my hens, sir.
Squire: But I hear you've been
Matching out pheasants.
Brown: That's right, Squire. Amt
nature wonderful puzzlin'?
Passing Show.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
ABE MARTIN

France is jest like some people
pleasant an lovely t. meet, but
she won't pay nOthin'. TIL only
absolutely safe an reliable forecast
fer 1928 is more deaths, higher
taxes, an bumper crop O. rhu-
barb.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
Points On The Compass

Recent court procedure in New York
disclosed that woman died there not
long ago possessed of the largest for
tune ever held by woman. Even
the wealth of the long prominent
Hetty Green was small by comparison.
But there is an irony about the case
when one thinks that it took the death
of the woman to bring the fact to
light. 1t was sort of personal secret
Lill then.
Now the report is out that the wet
and dry question has divided the fed
eral church council. Those who start
ed the report seem to have overlooked
the fact that there has always been a
division of opinion among church peo-
pie on the amount of water necessary,
as for example whether to immerse or
not to immerse. Prior to present day
Technology, they might have been
classed as wet and moist, having no
reference to the 18th amendment, of
course.
Although it is q copyrighted pre-
OC11pUAOI1, WILL 1bO6C4O, uAAO NOAAAOOAetAA1
published within the last week an
analysis of American murder proceed
ure that clicks with the general view
of the public. Here is the way he
puts it, American murder procedure
is about as follows: Foul enough to
commit crime Dumb enough to get
caught. Smart enough to prove you
crazy when you committed it. Fortu-
nate enough to show you was too
sane to hang"
Lordsburg has just put into effect
a rule that will cause the electric
siren recently installed by the fire de-
partment to be sounded at noon each
day. The explanation is that this was
done to keep it properly tested out
Happy explanation, or otherwise some
one might have thought it was in
tended for the curfew hour.
Here's a problem in matrimonial
atics. If people separate by divorce
and then remarry, was the first mar
riage a trial marriage or was the di-
vorce a trial divorce?
Ten thousand dentists are expected
in Chicago for the annual meeting
of the Chicago Dental society That
ought to be enough to stop tooth
ache for the entire country, all
working together.
Lordsburg is just now boasting new
1900 gallons of water per hour. Fine,
well in the cemetery that will produce
but who in the cemetery, wants to
drink water?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

not to eat was too fast, was dis
couraged. But when came across the
sentence, The first one won one
dollar prize gave up trying to learn
English" Pullman News
"Help your wife," says domestic
expert. "When she mops up the floor,
mop up the floor with her."
Jake was a worthless and improvi-
dent fellow. One day he said to the
local grocer, st gotta have sack O.
flour, I'm all out, an my family is
starvin'"
"All right, jake" said the grocer
eff YOU need sack of flour and nave
no money to buy it with, we'll give
YOU a sack. But, see here, Jake,
there's a circus coming to town in O.
few DAYS, and if I give you a, sack OF
flour, are you sure you won't sell IL
and take your family to the circus?"
ooh, no. said Jake, IT got the circus
money saved up already"
A lady engaged new gardener, ana
after breakfast one day she sauntered
out among the flowers. Seeing the
new man hard at work, she said:
"Well, and how is my Sweet William
this morning?"
"First rate, thanks, ms'am," replied
the man of the spade. But how dlo
: you know my name?"
Stumped the Lawyer
! Widow (making her WILD: J WanV
nv only son to have the home estate
during his life, and then it is to pass
to his children"
Her Lawyer: What provision 40
you wish made in case your son mas
no children?"
i Widow: "Oh, yes. In that case
have the estate pass on to his grand
| children at his death
Teacher: willie, did your father
write this essay?"
/ "No, ma'am. He started 1t, ouC
mother had to do it all over again.
Sonny, seeing for the first time
bald headed man with whiskers: Why
] did that man cut the hair off his head
! and put it on his face?
| He. Do you object to petting?
She: That's something 1 never do.
! He: What? Never pet?
She: No, object.
"Of all sad words that I've observed,
the saddest are these: She's well
preserved
Not Guilty
| He was a stage aspirant, and had
tontrived to gain an introduction to a
Well-knoWn manager, who agreed 10
fix a date for a trial. This duly came
off and expectar1tly the asp1r an
awaited the verdict.
"What do you think OF lt? ne
asked after deep silence.
"Well,' replied the manager, slowly
call I can say is that if ever you are
NIT in prison for acting it will be
grave miscarriage of justice"
London Tit-Bits.
He's Numerous, Too
OF all the motor morons
The worst is that poor brother
Who toots for you to move over
While your car is passing another.
Primary Returns
Moses (applying alone): All wants
to get me marriage license.
Clerk: Where is the bride-elect?
Moses: What yo' all mean, BRIDE
elect? Dey weren't no lection; the
lady done appoint herself to the
office at nah own pussonel request
Not To Be Trusted
The editor in charge of the personal
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

The newest thing in automobiles has
the rear seat turned around with a
large observation window. 1t also helps
to abolish back-seat driving.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

homes in this city where they will
leave their families while they
prepare their future homes at
Apache.
Miss Mary T. Bryan and Miss
Clara D. True, women ranchers
who brought two carloads of apples
to Douglas, have disposed of their
stock to Buxton Smith company.
They have handled this season
about $11, 900 worth of apples.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
REVERSE ENGLISH

It always seemed to us that in that
song about trials and temptations the
order of the two important words was
wrong.
Copyright, 1928, Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
PZucked From the Plains

inquiry column opened his 10th letter
with a groan.
ST have lost three husbands" a.
woman reader had written, conf
dentially, "and now have the offer
of fourth. Shall accept him?"
The editor dipped his pen in the
ink This was the last straw.
eff you've lost three husbands" he
wrote, II should say you are much
too careless to be trusted with a
fourth"
"When was the radio first operated
in American"
when Paul Revere broadcast on
one plug"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

Johnny "Ill bet you don't know
how much milk one gal can hold?"
Tom: "Ahgwan, you don't either"
Johnny: eyes, stree, do; the
arithmetic says four quarts in one
gal" Farm Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
Help Me Home

"Shay, mishter, where does Tom
N1ahoney hve?"
why, old boy, you're Tom Ma
honey"
"Sure, know. But where does he
live?" Passing Show.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01
NOT SURPRISING

1t is reported that they are bootleg
ging Chinese over the Canadian bor-
der, which is what comes of allowing
them to bootleg Scotch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

CAUSE AND EFFECT
Trotzky didn't watch his step, sc
now he must watch his steppes.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

Dispatch Telephones-81 and 81.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-01

"Help your wife," says a domestic
expert. "When she mops up the floor,
mop up the floor with her.