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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Love Hits Out from Queer Angles-Look at the Prin'
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
Doris Goes for a Queer
JOyride.

n.
20" !. .. :@s: :: .s Me- ;.,..' p: G.;
the window and saw N
raining. II did 70 want 70 10 dow
town and now 7 suppose I have "a
stay home all day long"
She tunnbled out OF bed. dressaa
and ran downstairs.
I'm do the dishes. Mama, dearR
she laughed. Then, maybe. IN.
dreary time will pass faster. Anv.
way. maybe the rain will stoD ~.
fore afternoon and then we can -
downtown" Doris did UP the dishes
swept the kitchen and busted ~
living room. and still the rain anna
down In torrents.
mo use crying" she laughed.
Guess we need rain or we wouldn't
have IT,"
Now that's what I cal a GOA
fellow" laughed a squeaky voice and
81 dear little elfin head peeped un
over the window sill where Doris
stood watching the rain. When n
little girl can stu smile when she's
terribly disappointed, it's time for
me 10 help her out"
'Oh. Squeedee. you dear.' Dcnm
exclaimed. reaching for the tiny elfin
hand and helping Squeedee over the
w1ndowsill. You better get in or
you'll get drenched out in the rain.
Where in the world were you 20
mgr"
II was going horseback riding
when 7 heard you just now" laughed
the elfin. wiping his face with his
bright colored handkerchief, ''and thu
thought just struck me. maybe you'd
like 20 20 with me. I see you have
your work all done"
"And goodness me. II the sun "a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

Jack Robinson he whipped the girl around the corner to a little
church and now she's a princess-just because she kept the Prince
waiting for his dinneri
/ wonder how he'd like to be kept waiting-for his breakfast
and for the theatre-and for the driving engagement-and for
everything in life?
These people who are always late everywhere-don't they be-
come a trife trying after a while?
Still, they're better than the people who are always ahead Of
time, aren't they? The nervous, restless, irritable, why-aren't-vou-
ready people.
| saw a woman in the hotel dining room this morning. Her
husband ordered her breakfast and he waited, ard waited and
waited. Finally she came and her coffee was cold and she sent il
away and got q fresh cup. Did she apologize? Did she explain?
Did she say: $50 sorry, darling, don't be cross" Not She.
She said, whats all the rush? Don't be so nervous Don't
fdger So"
The man listened to her and he hdgeted-but he didn't say a
word and hnaHy he went out and after he had gone the woman
smiled a mysterious smile and ordered another cup of fresh coffee
and she looked as if she had a delicious secret wonder what il
was?
Do you suppose the man viii 60 on fdgeting or will he just
nave breakfast without her, some of these days, or will he perbaps
hd someone to breakfast with him who will not keep him waiting?
It's all very interesting, isn't it?
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

horseback riding. automobiling.
mountain climbing-these are the
kinds OF fun that occur to me. the
kinds J know many people enjoy.
IL your pastime carries physical
exercise with II. so much the better.
But here I am not ~stressing
recreation 20 much as I am -stressing
fun. There II a distinction as well
as a difference between recreation
and fun.
II you take your recreation seri.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

spoonfuls OF grated pineapple over
them. garnish with deviled eggs and
sprays Of waterc-ess. dust with a
little red pepper and salt and then
place heaping spoonfuls OF heavy
mayonnaise over all busted with
paprika- Serve tiny rot biscuits with
the fish.
Tuna Salad.
Put enough cold tuna fish through
the meat chopper 10 make two heap
ing cupfuls. Add TO IL a large grated
onion. two tablespoonfuls OF capers.
n cupful Of finely chopped celery,
and enough Russian dressing to
moisten the salad well. Wipe the
inside OF the salad bowl with a cut
bud OF garlic. line II with alternate
beet and green lettuce leaves. put in
the salad. and garnish with strips Of
picked beet and hard-boiled eggs
cut in slices. or small quarter shaped
pieces.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Some Odd Facts

The Statue OF Liberty. In New York
Harbor. is 160 feet high.
The output OF artificial silk is now
three times that OF the natural silk
The British Navy now has a per.
sonnet OF 100. eS6: this is a reduction
Of 1888 from last year.
Charles Wesley, the famous minis
ter, was the eighteenth and his
brother John the fifteenth child in
the family.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

These disagreeable visitors may come in
"crops," or they may come singly. But no mat
ter how they come they are equally painful
They may attack any part of the body. As a rule,
however, they are found most commonly on the
neck, face, arms, buttocks and legs. One of the
most painful Of the SINAI boils is in the ear or
the nose.
Germs are such common things and so readily
find entrance to the body that you will not be
surprised when I tell you that a germ il the
cause Of boils. Usually persons with lowered
vitality and poor general health are the ones
most susceptible to boils. This is because their
resistance is lowered and there is no vitality to
fight and destroy the watchful germs.
The difference between a boil and the ordi-
nary abscess or infection, is that the boil always
has a score" or hard center. That is character
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Advice to Girls
BY Annie Laurie.

nEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
- What IS the language OF post
age stamps. or what is meant II
the stamp is inverted or placed
crosswise either way. etc?
READER.
DEADER: Actually. there is no
~ such thing as a language Of
postage stamps and II these are
placed on the envelope In anything
but the accustomed way. IL is usu.
ally due TO haste or c-arelessness. II
there is any local code which has a
romantic translation for an inverted
stamp. ! am unaware OF Il and IN.
clined to regard the entire matter as
unimportant. The contents OF a let
ter should convey Its message and IL
is most unwise to attempt TO read
an Interpretation into the angle or
the stamp on the envelope.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Have Some Fun i'm This Lii
BY DIR. LOUIS E. BISCH

~ UN is as essential to health as are proper
food and digestion.
Perhaps you will claim that you have
no spare time for fun, that you have difficulty
enough accomplishing all you should, besides
your necessary sleep, in the twenty-fouf hours.
Well, you may claim that, but your claim
will not stand the acid test of investigation.
If you haven't time for fun-create it, Cut
something out if necessary. Eliminate it for the
time being anyway and get some fun
Soon you will be so refreshed because OF the
fun, that no difficulty will be found in resuming
the neglected work and squeezing it in without
strain.
Whether you be rich or poor, a man or
woman of responsibility and care or one whose
duties and troubles are minimum, take a certain
amount of time each dav and waste i'll
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

down the surrounding tissues. allow
ing the infection to spread.
/ do not near hat boils should
not be opened to allow the pus to
come out. I do mean. however. that
continued opening and squeezing Is
harmful.
II Is always wise TO consult your
doctor II you have a boil. He may
be able TO prevent your having Jew
eral more boils.
There are vRccines for many forms
OF disease. One that has done good
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

OIIaN VIII Hhe you OUT q YOURSELF.
that will make you happy. that will
make you laugh. Is funl
Drama. music. vaudeville. motion
pictures. dancing. light reading. the
pursuit OF hobbies. golf. cycling.
clay-pigeon shooting. baseball, foot.
ball, skating. gardening. bee-culture.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

She's just herself.
The way the Prince fell in love with her
was this: She was invited to meet HMM
vited to a dinner in London and everybody
was on time-of course, how could they be
late when they were going to meet a prince?
And the American girl was late-an hour late,
and the Prince had to wait for his soup and he
wondered what kind Of a girl she was to dare
TO be late, and when she came he fell in love
with her-head over heels in love. He'd never
had anyone keep him waiting before in all his
life.
He had kept hundreds of people waiting
for him-hundreds Of times, but to be kept
waiting!
At first he was cross, then he was puzzled.
then he was interested, then the first thing he
knew he was in love! Before Won could saw
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

OF pimples?
A.-YOu should correct your diet.
by cutting down on sugar. starches
and coffee. Eat simple food. Almost
always constipation or least slug
gish bowel movement are present.
For full particulars send a self-ad-
dressed. stamped envelope and re-
peat your question.
@. r.. Q-Can n child be born with
infantile paralysis?
A.-No.
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

W ICTURED above is 4 gray
tweed ensemble that needs no
description to enhance its
simple good style. Relying on the
swagger and dash Of the cape coat
il relies solely on the adornment OF
double rows Of s~elf-colored stitching
which outline the neck. cape. revers
and pockets. A dark-green suede
belt with m~odernistic silver buckle
completes a costume that is excel
lent for the cooler Summer days or
"a brisk trot down the avenue in the
cool sunshine Of early Fall.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Seen on SHAVE.
By Hiss Shopper


For these occasions when the
evening wrap is too dressy, and
the "in-between" coat not dressy
enough, a black satin coat. beau.
TRULY made and simply tailored
Is the ideal choice. Such a coat
may be worn with or without n
hat Tor the evening over the
dance frock.
The simple dark blue or black
frock can be exquisitely dressed
up BY the addition OF a metal
belt. These, OF flexible gold or
[ silver, are very smart Just at
! present. But in choosing one. be-
! ware 81 the cheap. fussy belts.
! Only those that are simple are
I chic.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

10 VIII not be actually wasted, but you'll think it Is at first.
After a while you will consider it the most valuable waste you
ever INDUCED in.
What kind of fun do recommend? Any kind! Any activity
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
HIS RICHNESS WAITED
% GIRL
This Sprig of Royalty Was Furious at First But
When He Saw Her-Wel They
Were Married.
By WINIFRED BLACK

EAR, dear! The Prince has run away with a girl who isn't a
princess or isn't a duchess or isn't even very rich.
She isn't even a great beauty.
She isn't even a great beauty.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Words of the Wise

The law Of simplicity and nsiveness
holds good IN all fine art, for II IL
compatible with what 10 most sublime.
-Schopenhauer.
A ne Uhich Is halt q truth
"a erer the blacklist or lies.
-TennySoR.
There is not a moment with
out some duty. Cicero.
ForeWdrned, tore1rmed; 20 be
prepared Is halt the Utctory.
-CerUdntes.
Fable is he elder sister Of history.
-Voltsire.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

There Is. I must add. one other
time In the week when the women
may be seer in public. and that In
on Fridays. when they may visit the
Mohammedan cemeteries. The rest
OF the time they are confined Mt
home.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

Suppose you have a boil-what do you do about II? Many per
sons make the grave mistake Of squeezing the boil all the time. inns
lis the wrong thing to do. Every time you squeeze a boil you break
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
USING COMMON SENSE
IN TREATING BOZZS
Don't Keep Squeezing Them Because That Breaks
Down the Tissues and Spreads the
Area of Infection.
By ROYAL s. COPELAND, nj. ID.
United States Senator from New York.
Former Commissioner OF Health, Netc York Citl

A NEMIA, kidney disturbances, diabetes and a general run down
A condition are rarely uncomplcated ailments What we call
4 A secondary diseases" may result One such thing is known
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
DEAR ANNIE LAURIE:

DEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
~ am a girl OF IL and am in
my second year OF high school.
/ am in love with a boy Of my
own age. He is in his third year
of high school.
We do not think OF marrying.
but enjoy each others company
yer much. Is II wrong for US 10
continue in this way?
IN DOUBT.
IN DOUBT: There Is nothing harm
IL ful in your continuing this friend
ship provided you put aside all
thoughts OF love. You are both en-.
ti-ely too young for considerations OF
this sort and since you both have
your school work and activities 10
attend to, you would be wise 10 make
these your prime considerations.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

cougrlEaL lass. Nsrspapst F.atars srrrIc.. Ina
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22
Answers TO Health Queries

c. @. Q-What can I do to get rid
OF pimples?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-22

ISH dishes are always attrac-
n tive for warm day cold din
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
AL GIRL
TO w ED TN
DEL AWARE
Miss Lucie Andrews to Be
Married From Aunt's
Home

Miss Lucie Andrews, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. James NJ An.
drews, of Washington and Beth
esia, Nd, whose marriage To
Coleman Carter Walker. son or
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Carter walker,
OF Woodbury., Va, will take place
Saturday at Wilmington. DEL,
will have az maids or honor her
two sisters. Miss Julia du Pont
Andrews ana Miss Aimee du Pons
Andrews. The bridesmaids will
be the Misses Margaret West.
Matilda Fowler, Emily Van Lear
and Anne Andrews. Robert s.
Walker Sd will be best man, and
the ushers will be John Merrill,
Charles Cane, Llewellyn Miller
ana James Winston, all OF New
York Charles Valentine, Of Rich,
mond: Edward Darlington OF
University, Va, and Reuben Clark,
Of washington.
A reception will follow at the
home Of the brides aunt. Miss
Amy du Pont, At Peelport. VIII
mington.
MRS. II. Il. Ansberry, accom-
panied by her son, Is at the Carl
ton for some time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
FETE PLANNED
AT ITALIAN
EMBASSY
Delegates to Aeronautic
Conference to Be Honor
ed; Dinner Sunday

The Italian Ambassador and
Nobil Donna Antonietta de Mar
tino viii entertain at a reception
on the evening OF December IL.
in honor OF the italian delegates
10 the aeronantic conference,
which VIII be held in Washington
in December. The Italian deIega.
ton win be headed by the Under
secretary OF State for Aeronautics
of Italy General Balbo.
The Ambassador and Nine. de-
Martina, who entertained inform
ally at dinner at the embassy on
sunday evening, had as guests
Prince and Princess Sturdza, OF
the italian Embassy; Prof. Pedi-
conf. Prof. Di TivoIi and Prof.
MendoIesi, all distinguished italian
educators: the Djica di Sangro
and Commanded Sacroni and
Conte Macchi di Cellere, Of the
embassy staff.
The name OF the Ducaa Ill SAM
gro recalls memories OF wartime
days in washington, when this
dashing gentleman--if he be the
sameWas attached to the enl-
bassy. Wearing then the spec
tacular uniform of the italian
cavalry. he was a conspicuous
figure at festivities for q season
or two and set many feminine
hearts a-fluttering.
~
Mrs. William Herbert Shriver.
of Baltimore, has announced the
engagement OF her sister, Miss
Isabella Howard Mccormick, of
Washington. daughter OF the late
Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Hugh
Mccormick; to James Dixon Bart
lett, Of Baltimore. No date has
been set for the wedding.
*
Mrs. BENJAMIN r.. PiIson will
present her granddaughter Miss
Margaret Pilson, daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. Maurice @. Pilson, to
society at tea Monday, Decem-
Der II, in her home on Phelps
Place.
The Order of Scions OF Colonial
Cavaliers will hold meeting on
November 10, beginning at SIS
o'clock, at the Washington Club,
in celeration Of the birthday an
niversary of Charles /. There
win be dancing. Daniel Smith
Gordon Is PaIatine General Of the
organization.
~ -
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mackall
have motored to washington from
their home in Nokesville, Va, and
are at the Carlton for several
DAYS
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Lecture Subscribers

Among the subscribers, many
of whom will entertain guests,
for the lectures by Lowell Thomas
Friday afternoon at the National
Theater are Nine. Won Prittwitz,
Nine. AIfaro, Mrs. Guy D. Goff,-
Mrs. Pierce Butler. Mrs. Leander
McCormick-Goodhart, Major and
Mrs. Raymond Lee, Mr.. and Mrs.
r. G. Sherman, Mrs. Charles ].
Bell, Mrs. Willard Brownson, Mrs.
Cary T. Grayson, Mrs. Philip
Sheridan, Mrs. Gibson Fahne.
stock, Mrs. Frederick c. Hicks,
Mrs. Charles g. Matthews, Mrs.
Robert w. Imbrie. Mrs. Thomas
w. Sidwell, Mrs. Charles H.
Myers, Mrs. Arthur G. Lambert,
Mrs. William c. Rives. Mrs. sgd
ney Cloman, Mrs. 3. Royal Hol-
! combe, Miss Sarah Lee, Mrs.
Charles Alden, Miss Acosta, Mrs.
Marinus Willett, Mrs. Joseph S.
I Wall, Mrs. Maxim Karolik Miss
Louise King, Mrs. Hennen Jen.
Kings. Mrs. Newlands Johnston,
Mrs. Frank S. Hight, Mrs. Henry
/ w. Fitch. Mrs. Charles DENLY,
] and Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Addison.
In response to many requests
! the lecture has been changed
! from $40 to 4:30 o'clock.
The proceeds of the lecture will
be given to local charities. Boxes
4 are practically ell sold and the
/ cream Of the orchestra seats is
being rapidly taken. Mrs. Rose
Gouveneur Hoes at the Willard
I Hotel Social Bureau has seats on
i sale. The committee of sponsors
includes Lady Isabella Howard
Countess Scherr Thoss, and Mrs.
Walter r. Tuckerman.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
NEWS AND GOSSIP OF SOCIETY IN THE CAPITAL
The Hon. Phyllis AstOr
To Visit Washington
As Miss Wilkins Guest

The Honorable Phyllis Astor,
daughter of Lord and Lacy
Astor. of England, will arrive IN
washington from New York the
latter part of the week to be the
guest of Miss Katharine Wilklns,
daughter OF Mrs and Mrs. John II.
wilkins. Lady Aston returned 10
I her home in England week or
two ago. but her daughter IS
staying in this country 9 lew
weeks longer.
Miss Mary Devereux, daughter
of DIR. and Mrs. ]. Ryan Dew
ereux, who will make her debut
in Washington this winter, will
also be presented IN Baltimore.
She viii attend the, first BaclIe.
lors e'otilIion on December 3. at
which tie entire group OF Balti-
more debutantes is introduced.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn Stewart
have arrived from their home.
Cape Centaur House. on the East
ern Shore OF Maryland, and are
guests at the Mayflower. Mr..
and Mrs. Stewart have recently
returned from q trip to Newport
and New York and In the early
summer they made a trip West
summer they made a trip West In
4 motor caravan de luxe, which
had been specially built for them.
Y ~ II
Mrs. Anna M. Archibald, OF
Brighton, Mass, widow OF Capt.
II. d. Archibald, TT. s. M O., ac-
conlpanied BY her father, James
II. Monahan. Of Boston, IL at the
willard.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06

Never in fondest hopes have you conceived QUAIL
ITY FUR COATS at such RIDICULOUSLY Low PRICES for
this time OF the year actually offering you UP
TO-THEMNUTE FUR GARMENTS prices many instances
Less THAN WHOLESALE! No afford to miss at
least seeing our coats and comparing their prices
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
In New Home

Mrs. Albert III. Putney has given
UP her apartment at 1725 II Street
and has moved to Florence Courts,
2205 California Street, where she
will be during the winter. Mrs.
Carlos Dabrohua, her mother, will
be with her for several months.
Capt. and Mrs. Walter Gherardi
and their daughters, Miss Neville
Gherardi and Miss Bancr 0 +
Gherardi, have returned to Wash
ington and opened their home at
il East Bradley Lane, Chevy
Chase, Nd.
Mr.. and Mrs. James W. Car
malt will present their daughter,
Miss Theresa Carmalt, to WASH
ington society at ball to be
given at the Mayflower on De-
cenlber IS instead of December %
as previously announced.
Mrs. G. c. Calhoun has gone to
New York to stay with Mr.. and
Mrs. Lewis Nixon and will listen
in with them tonight to the cleo
ton returns. Mrs. Calhoun will
return to washington on Thurs.
day and on Sunday she will en-
terrain at tea at Rossdhu for Miss
Sarah Avery McIlhenney, of
AVery's Island La
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Mrs. Henderson Resumes
Monday Dancing Classes
AT Boundary Castle

Mrs, John b. Henderson has re-
snnned her Monday afternoon
dancing classes. which have been
picturesque feature Of Wash
ington society FOR many years,
The first was held yesterday
afternoon and the class will assem-
BILE every Monday in November
from to s o'clock. Diplomats
and dignitaries meet informally
at Mrs. Henderson's home,
Boundary Castle, on the invita-
ton of the hostess and enjoy the
revival Of the quaint dances of an
older day. Although she is
IS years young. Mrs. Henderson
is an interchangeable and graceful
dancer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Miss Florence Harrison
To Wed A. Nee. Dunlop
In Raleigh Saturday

Mr.. and Mrs. 6. Thomas Dun
Top and their daughter, Miss
katherine Dunlop, will leave
washington tomorrow for Raleigh,
N. c., to attend the wedding Of
their son, Alexander McCook
Dunlop, and Miss Florence Har-
rison, which will take place on
Saturday. The ceremony will be
at noon in the First Presbyterian
Church, with a reception after.
ward at the home Of the brides
parents, DR.. and Mrs. Thomas F.
Harrison. For the last two or
three years Miss Harrison has
been living In Washington and
has beenl social secretary for
Mrs. Peter Goelet Gerry.
Mrs. Joe Earman and her two
children have returned TO their
home in West Palm Beach after
a visit in Washington with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Aibers
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Ranch Worker Killed
In HOOverg Vineyard

BAKERSFI ELD, Nov. 81 Sought
~ police for almost 4 week for An
alleged knife attack upon his wife,
George Ca1derson. 4S.year-old en-
ploye Of the Herbert Hoover ranch.
near Waseo, Calf, was found in
the model vineyard of the Republi-
can presidential candidate.
The man was stabbed. He had
twice tried to commit suicide. the
police said.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Tennessee Posses Seek
Three u scaned FeIOnl

NASHVILLE Tenf. Now g.
Armed posses today secured thiG
section TOR three conviets who ~
acaped from the State prison.
Tne prisoners are A. Baker. Mem
mis- eafebIower. Harvey II. Presley
Memphis bandit, and Will K. Davis
Nashville wife murder. They 60
capped BY means Of An insulated lad
der stretched over high voltage
wires