davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Impressive Six Cylinder Performance
atIts Most Impressive Price

it with any other car at ornear
its price-and you will know
why everyone says it is the big
gest, most beautiful, most mod
ern six ever offered at $745!
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SUNDAY. MARCH a


in P.
Indicated on o hlocycles
THE
lOORoxy ClaSSsWJz KDKA WJR KYW
KVOO WFAA Il
WDAF KVOO WFAA WHAS VINO
Family; Instrumental PogamWEAF
KVOO WFAA WTIAS WSM KOA
7:00-Sunday Evening
ForgeWEAF WRC WGY WJR
WOW KVOO
WADC
WTSRC WMAQ
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Zoo Cathedral Hour; Symphony o
WKRC WGHP WNAQ WOWt
352.9-KOA, Denver-92O
10:0Oa-C Church services.
6:2O-C Capitol theatre family.
7:l5-Collier hour.
5000 Church services.
46S.5-KFI, Los AngeIeS-64O
1900 Church services.
9:S0-Music box.
10:00-Organ.
11:O0-Don Amaizo.
12:00-O Orchestra.
SS6.9-KNX, Los Angeles-89O
1900 Church services.
$500 Church services.
1000 Concert orchestra.
1I:OO-Violin and piano.
384.4-KGO, Oakland-78O
1:00-C Church services.
8:30- Standard symphony hour.
$3.50 Church services.
11:O0-Don Amaizo.
5O8.2-WOW, Omaha-59O
9:O0a-C Chapel service.
100 Roxy Stroll.
2:OO-Utah hour.
S:00-Men's, conference.
4::3O-Acousticon program.
800 Orchestraphone.
$50 Bible study hour.
6:3O-C Capitol theatre family.
CLEARWATER Kent hour.
Biblical drama.
348.6-KVOO, Tulsa-S6O
1900 Roxy Stroll.
Young peoples conference.
3:OO-Men's conference.
4:3O 3O-Acousticon program.
$50 Capitol theatre family.
8:15-Atwater Kent hour.
9:15-Biblcal drama.
37O.2-WDAF, Kansas City-81O
: 12:OO-Gold Strand group.
Young peoples conference.
4:3O-AcouSticon program.
S:15-Atwater Kent hour.
9:15-Concert orchestra.
49l.5-KGW, POrtIand-61O
100 Church services.
9:3O-Two pianos.
11:OO-Don Amaizo.
12:OO-Little symphony.
422.3-KPO, San FTanciscO-71O
III: asa Church services.
$3.50 Standard symphony hour.
9:3O-O Organ.
1O:SO-Concert orchestra.
348.6-KJR, Seattle-S6O
1:OO-Church services.
9:15-Organ.
$50 Church services.
:OO-Trio.
5S5.4-WHO, Des MOines-56O
11:OOa- Church service.
4:3O-Acousticon hour.
Capitol theatre family.
7:15-Maytag program; orchestra
8:15-Atwater Kent hour.
9:15-Biblical drama.
461.3-KRLD, DalIas-65O
11:OOa- Church services.
5:OO-Book review.
5:45-Music.
9:OO-Willard Muse.
1O:3O-Music.
545.1-WFAA, Dallas-55O
3:0O-Men's conference.
4:3O-Acousticon hour.
6:2O-C Capitol theatre family.
8:15-Atwater Kent hour.
9:15-Biblical drama.
499.7-WBAP, Fort WOrth-6OU
Wooden piano.
5:OO-S Sacred concert.
-Vesper service.
9:l5-S Seven Aces.
374.S-WOC, Davenport-SOO
1O:45a- Church services.
1:O0-Roxy Stroll.
6:OO-Old folks musical program
7:OO-Church services.
8:15-Atwater Kent hour.
Biblical drama.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
Furnished By Valley Abstract GO
Cameron County

Furnished By Valley Abstract Col
Cameron County
Mrs. @. "A. Sullivan 20 n. III. Thorn
AS, lots 1 and =. block so, townsite
Of Harrington. $1,000.
J. J. WilIingham 20 J. J.. Fuller.
Tot 3, block 90. townsite Of Harlin.
gen. $3.50.
+. q. Owen to O.. w. Wilkinson,
lot }, block g.. Windsor Place addi-
ton. city or Harrington, $40, etc.
Los Ebasos Estates. In, 70 Jane
Mcdonald. lot rs, block 9, Los Eba-
nos, an additio INTO the city Of
Brownsville, $2,0is.
n. II. Windsor and wife to VI. r..
McElwrath, Jr., lot Is, block ;. Wind
scr Place., an addition to the city
Of Harlingen. $3.50.
The AL Parker Securities Go. to W.
r Northup, block %, w. n. Pitcher
subdivision. 5000; also block "a
w. ri. Picher subdivision.
Charles Greenslade to Guy Trent,
east - acres of south half Of block
"a. San Benito Land A. Water Go.
subdivision, $3.50.
Delta Irrigation Farms 20. et AL
Nv sheriff, to II. W. Atkinson. 1888
acres, the west part Of block iS3i
San Benito Irrigation Go. subdi-
vision. $500.
u. Il. and Mrs. U. II. Van Dyck by
sheriff 10 u. r. Whitelaw. g0rth half
Of block 252, San Bcnito Irrigation
Co. subdivision, $500.
Hidalgo County
Banks Miller et ux 10 j.. j. Lynn,
block 2O2, por. 6J-T0. $40.
n. l.. Hcarn to John Vi. Saple.
south half of east 10 acres Of north
$3.50 acres Of lot 3, section IS,
TeX-Mex, SO.
Clyde Tennis TO STANDBY Jeweti.
east 10 acres of west rs acres nj
block eos. LA Bianco. $i0-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

GROOM COTTAGE. centrally locat-
cd. Phone 10. K-2OO
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

UNITED STATES MARSHAL'S SAL
Notice Of sale Of real estate "
execution.
THE STATE OF TEXAS
COUNTY OF CAMERON
In the United Statesi
Court. Southern District
Brownsville Division.
Swift a. Company,
/. G.. Adamson, defel
Law Docket.
Whereas, BY viz
Texas, Browt
judgment rem
the 2sth day
in favor of
A corporatl
T. q. Adar4
Law DE-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Sealed proposals addressed to the
Commissioners Court Of Cameron
County. for the construction of the
roads listed below will be received
at the office of the County Auditor
at Brownsville. Texas, until 10 a. m.
IN Friday. December 2lst., 1928, and
then publicly opened and read.
Description of Work to Be Done
A-Concrete Pavement On
A-16. Old Pt. Isabel Road from
Brownsville City Limits 70 Puente
Guadalupe, approximately as miles.
ALI. 1ith Street Road from con-
to Ncrmillion Avenue, approximately
SO miles.
AIS. R%angerville Road from
Highway No. ~ Southwark approxi-
mately 3.5 miles.
Ala. Rio Hondo East Road from
San Benito-Rio Hondo Road TO East
Browne Tract Boulevard. approx
mately % miles.
APO. East Browne Tract Boule-
ward from Rio Hondo East Road to
the Fresnal Road. approximately so
miles.
A-2I. Military Road from La Pa
Iona 10 Los Indios, approximately SIS
miles.
A-22. Palmctal Boulevard from
Harlingen City Limits Eastward ap-
p%roximately 2.6 miles.
A-23. Grimes Road from Harlin-
gen-Rio Hondo Road Eastward APP
proximately 3.s miles.
A-24. Dillworth Crossing Road
from Highway No. II TO the Arroyo
Colorado, approximately 2.5 miles.
A-25. Alta Palmss North Road
from Highway No. II Northvard ap-
proNimately IL miles.
Detail plans and specifications and
other information for each road to
be improved may be obtained at the
office Of w. o. Washington, County
Engineer. i'm the court house mt
Brownsville, Texas.
a certified check for five per cent
OF the amount Of bid. made payable
20 the order or Oscar c. Dancy,
County Judge of Cameron County,
must accompany each proposal rs a
guaranty that the bidder, if success
full. will enter into contract and fur
nish bono in accordance with speci-
ficatiOns.
The right is reserved by the Com
missioners' Court to reject any and
all proposals and TO waive techni-
caiities.
Proposals must be submitted IN
sealed envelopes and marked IBID
for Construction Of Roads"
J.. J.. BISHOP.
County Auditor or Cameron County,
Dated this 2lst day Of Nov. 1928.
(1l-21 TO 30-l0t.-3233.)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
LICENSES

ETWLTFvTNT
Benjamino Maldanado and Ma de
los Angeles Anayo.
Daniel Norgas and Teresa Melcn-
drcZ.
Luis Alomia and Rosa Pozos.
Norbcrto Salas and Maria Sota.
Cipriano Eapendola and Cruz Iowa.
Mateo Cara and Gracia Ramirer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE: At sacrifice. my prop
erty al San Benito: fronts on high
way. two blocks from main street.
with two houses bringing excellent
also one lot and half with
house on Levee street. Brownsville.
corner. George Mansur. Brownsville.
Phone I'll or II. o. Box DS.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
7srH DISTRICT COURr

Sulkn 1lAeus
ID. n. Hooks et vir ". c. q. Ms!es
ct al, south half or north half ~
lot III. Green Meadows.
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erald Want Ad Are Sign Posts Along the Highs 4


REWARD offered for retur.. OF Don,
large, curly haired brown and black
Airedale dog belonging to Mrs. +. s.
Quest. Phone 40 or 632. XIII
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
HIDALGO COURTS
a3RD DISTRICT COURT

Suits filed:
g. r. Bradford v. "A. ". Sumna
ct AT. last 25 acres of r.. T. "a, wcst'
tract. Suit for damages.
Lee Minnier VIZ. n. ~. Frceiand et
n. lot I, 10 10 inclusive, block CO,
McAlleP. Suits for damages.
vi. X. Brant et al ". Z. T.. ROu-
Eeau ct MI, lots ,. section PA. Tex
Mcr. Suit for damages.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE-Two-story house for
apartments or residence, good corner,
citrus trees. Also five acres resaca
land, house and citrus trees. Adj
dress K-233, care Herald. K-2S3
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Lots For Sale
FOR SALE
RENTALS

HOTEL COMMERCE.. rooms. office
apartments. 18th street, Adams--ef-
ferson. K-ls6
FOR RENT-Office rooms over City
Drug Store, 1146 Washington street.
Cool, modern and centrally located.
SIS per suite. KS.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
LIVE STOCK-POULTRY

PUPPIES FOR SALE: English set
tiers. Register papers furnished.
Best breed in Texas. Cheap for i'm
mediate delivery. Write billiard
Smith. Jr., or phone 12ll-J, Browns
vile. k-23S
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

CLEARANCE SALE
GOODWILL USED CARS

1927 CHEVROLET TOURING ;s.A-I ss25.oo
In good mechanical condition. Five
good tires, new Duco finish, new seat
covers, good curtains.
1927 ESSEX COACH ............... $325.Oo
Four new tires, new battery, new seat
covers, new Duco finish, mechanically
perfect. Fully equipped.
1927 FORD u .............-.. S225.00
Good rubber, god paint, bumpers and
Motometer. In first class condition
1926 BUICK MASTER SIX TOURING. S7oO.e0
New two-tone Dueo finish, new fend-
ers, new top. two new tires. motor in ex~
cellent condition.
New Duco finish, new top cover, four
new tires, upholstery like new. Fully
equipped completely reconditioned in
1926 PONTIA COACH ........... $4,000
New Lacquer finish, four new tires,
new seat covers, motor thoroughly re-
1926 OVERLAND So COACH ....... $4,000.
Completely reconditioned, four new
tires, new twotone finish, fully equip
1926 CHEVROLET TOURING ........ $4,000
New Duco finish, five good tires, bump
ers and many extras, fully recondition-
1925 CHEVROLET COACH 49,. s25O.oO
New tenders, finish good, motor in ex-
NJ cellent running condition, good rubber.
4t1925 FORD COUPE ..........-..... $4,000
Good tires, good upholstery, paint fair,
IL motor In good condition.
1i924 ORD ........a...... $4,000
Al1925 ORD ID ........ $500
1924 OVERLAND TOURING .....r.... $4,000
1927 FORD ROADSTER ............. $1,000
SReconditioned cars guaranteed thirty days
Open evenings until nine
Your old car taken i'm trade
THE ISOM MOTOR co, INC.
$50 Elizabeth Street
Phone 1850
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

FOR SALE: 4S acre improved farm.
For description. price and terms,
write Box lis. Olmito. Texas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

FOR RENT: Comfortable bedroom
in modern home to one or two gen
tlemen. Garage IL desired. Phone
i15-W. k-a14
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
@s,sron Courts

Suits filed: uCTe COURT
Helen Rowe McfJyn, Judge
chael j. Mclaughlin
vorce. ~and Mi
lo3RD DISTRICT CrRE ai-
"A. VI. Kent, Judge
y. Il. Call "a ux vs. American LA
company Of Texas, 20 acres out o.
iot ~. survey 295. Suit ON contract.
Eagle Pass Lumber Co. VS.. Juan
PeFales e al, two-thirds interest IN
lots i 70 10. inclusive. block Al,
harden's addition 20 ity " Bccvilla.
Suit on Mechanics lien.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
EMPLOYMENT


PARTNER wANTED-No investment
required. Man with car to share in
terest in a good sick and accident in
surance contract for Brownsville and
adjoining territory; can easily make
$500 per month. Communicate with
r. A. Harris. TOT Builders Exchange
Building, San Antonio. Texas. K-215
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

FOR SALE: REQ touring car. In ex.
ce.lent condition. Apply at Dutch's
C.rsce K-l42
1927 FORD ton truck Closed cab
and stake body. new rubber. AL
mechanical condition. Apply at
Dutch's Garage Kill.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

ALL KINDS Of flower and garden
seed. Groves and Co. 1858 Adams.
Brownsville. KISS
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
INVOLVEMENT

NOTICE: We have established a new
Hairy AT OImitc TO serve the city Of
Brownsville. and can take a limited
humber OF new customers. We lave
ME- Palmcr's rows and equipment
nnll Rnnn laira o-0InsIo
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
COUNTY COURT
ID. q. Dancy, Judge

COUNTY COURT AT LAW
John kleibcr. Judge
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Buy or Exchange

FOR EXCHANGE-Five-room house.
nearly new. Will take used car as
payment. Postoffice Cox So.
K-l64.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-01

w YELL all / know is just what I
read in the papers, or what
wv have seen as I jump from
convention 70 convention.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-01
The Truth About George
He Couldn't Tell About 1t When He Fell in Love.

cided to pass the time by strolling up
and down.
1t was a lovely afternoon. George
began to feel so refreshed that he re-
GREETED that there was no one whom he
could engage in talk,
~
TT was at this moment that the dis
tinguished-looking stranger entered
the platform,
The newcomer was man Of impos-
ing physique. simply dressed in pajamas
brown boots and a macintosh. In his
hand he carried top-hat, and into this
he was dipping his fingers, taking them
out, and then waving them in curious
manner to right and left. He nodded
so affably to George that the latter,
though little surprised at the other
costume. decided to speak. After all. he
reflected, clothes do not make the man.
and, judging from the others smile, a
warm heart appeared to beat beneath
that orange and -mauve- striped pajama
jacket
"N-n-n-n-nice weather" he said
Glad you like it," said the stranger
Il ordered 1t specially"
George was a little puzzled by this
remark. but he persevered.
Midnight I ask wur-wur-w what you
are dud-doing?"
"Doing?"
with that her-her- her her-hat?"
'Oh, with this hat? l see what you
mean. Just scattering largesse to the
multitude, replied the stranger.
Deuce Of bore. but it's expected of
man in my position. The fact is," he
said, linking his arm in Georges, I'm
the Emperor Of Abyssinia. That's my
palace over there" he said, pointing
through the trees. Don't let it 60 any
farther. It's not supposed to be gen.
orally known"
1t was with a rather Sickly smile
that George now endeavored to with
draw his arm, but the other would have
none OF this aloofness He seemed to
be in complete agreement with Spake-
speare's dictum that a friend, when
found, should be grappled to you with
hooks OF steel. He held George in a
vise-like grip and drew him into a
recess Of the platform.
we are alone at last" he said.
This fact had already impressed IT.
self with sickening clearness on the
young man. There are few spots in
the civilized world more deserted than
the platform OF small country station.
I've been wanting to talk to you for
long time" said the stranger. genially.
"Huh-huh-have you?" said George
Yes. want your opinion of human
sacrifices"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-01

reached the first switch. the flask
leaped like a live thing, dived to the
floor and exploded
Even George was distinctly upset By
the sudden sharpness of the report.
But on the woman opposite the effect
of the untoward occurrence was still
more marked. With single piercing
shrek she rose from her seat straight
into the air. like rocketing pheasant.
and. having clutched the communica-
ton cord. fell back again. Impressive
as her previous leap had been, she ex-
ceeded it now by several inches. I do
not know what the existing record for
the sitting high jump is. but she I'M
doubtedly lowered 1t, and IL George
had been a member Of the Olympic
games selection committee he would
have signed this woman up immedi-
ately.
1T is a curious thing that in spite of
the railway companies sporting will
ingness to let their patrons have a tug.
At the extremely moderate price Of f5
a go. very few people have ever either
pulled a communication cord or seen
one pulled. There is. thus. wide
spread ignorance as to what precisely
happens on such occasions.
The procedure. George tells me. is as
follows: First there comes a grinding
noise as the brakes are applied Then
the train stops And finally, from
every point of the compass. seething
mob Of interested onlookers begins to
appear.
II was about a mile and a half from
East Wobsiey that the affair had taken
place. and as far as the eye could
reach the countryside was totally de-
void of humanity. moment before
nothing had been visible but smiling
corn fields and broad pasture lands:
but now from east. west north and
south, running figures began to appear.
We must remember that George at the
time was in somewhat overweight
frame OF mind and his statements
should. therefore, be accepted with
caution: but he tells me that out of
the middle of a single empty meadow.
entirely devoid of cover no fewer than
81 distinct rustics suddenly appeared.
having undoubtedly shot up through
the ground.
Moreover. the train was disgorging
passengers from every door. 1t was a
sort of mob scene. George saws. like
guest night at the Royal Automobile
Club. But. as I say. We must remem-
Der that he was overwrought.
All we Mulliners have been athletes.
and George. when at the university.
had been noted for his speed Of foot.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-01

took him to the station to catch the
train back to East WobSley. Like all
shy young men, he had never looked
upon himself as Thy. preferring to at
tribute his distaste for the society OF
his fellows to some subtle rareness OF
soul But now that the thing had been
put squarely up to him he was COM
PEELED to realize that he was perfect
rabbit The thought of accosting per-
feet strangers and forcing his converse
ton upon them sickened him.
But no Mulliner has ever shirked an
unpleasant duty AS he reached the
platform and strobe along 1t to the
train. his eyes shone with an almost
fanatical light Of determination, and he
intended before his journey was over to
conduct three heart-to-heart chats II
he had to sing every bar OF them.
The compartment into which he had
made his way was empty at the mo-
mcnt. but lust before the train started
large fierce-looking man got in.
George would have preferred somebody
little less formidable for his best
subject. but he braced himself and bent
forward And as he did so the man
spoke
The wur- wur-wur -Wur-Weather, ne
said. "SuS-sus-Seenls to be ter-ter TAX
ing a tur-tur-turn for the ber-ber-bet-
ter-der doesen't it.
George sank back, as If he had been
hit between the eyes The train had
moved out of the dimness OF the station
by now and the sun was shining
brightly on the speaker illuminating his
knobbly shoulders. his craggy jaw. and,
above all. the shockingly choleric look
in his eyes To reply "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
yes" to such a man would obviously be
madness.
But to abstain from speech did not
seem to be much better, Georges ST
lence appeared to arouse this mans
worst passions.
Il uk-uk asked you sus-sus-civil
quk-quk- quk." he said, irascibly Are
you d-d-d-d- deaf"
All we Mulliners have been noted for
our presence of mind To open his
mouth. point to his tonsils. and utter
a strangled gurgle was. with George, the
work Of moment.
The tension relaxed. The mans an
noyance sbated
"D-d-d-dumb?" he said commiserat-
ingly. Il beg your p-p-p-p-pup."
To get to East Wobsley you have to
change at Ippleton and take the branch
line. BY the time the train reached this
junction Georges composure was some
what restored. He deposited his belong
ingS in compartment Of the East
Wobsley train and. finding it would
not start for some 10 minutes, de-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-01
Country Needs Oratory Censor
Rogers Advises Testing Convention Talent
for Ideas-If None Are Found, Speakers
Should Be Advised to Use Radio.
Famous Men Judged by People
Who Brag on Them.

always start out, This party has al
ways since its early birth been the
part. OF right The other party has
been cockeyed all their life Noah
when he founded our party. had both
sides 10 pick fronl--right or wrong
and ne wisely choEe the right. and right
we have ever remained, so 1t Is prlnci-
pie born in us 10 uphold the weak
had its birth in virtue. its youth in
righteousness. and is spending It's old
age in holiness"
Now take out all references 10 the
foundation Of the party: take IL for
granted that II anyone in the hall be-
longs TO the party that they have
taken enough interest In IL 10 know how
II started and give q kind Of a rough
guess on where IT Is going II you will
Just eleminate the names Lincoln.
Washington. Roosevelt. jefferson. Jack
son and Wilson why both conventions
would get out three days earlier. Every
nut that gets up To spout off always
has To refer 70 one or more Of these
past favorites Well, the audience he
is talking too know as much about the
records Of all these illustrious men a.
ne does, SO by having their pictures
hanging in the hall Of the convention
OF the party To which they belonged
70 ought to show proper respect without
having to rely on each speaker TO up
noid their reputation. In fact ! think
lot OF our past great men would be
lot bigger in public estimation If il was
MADE prohibitory for them TO be refer
red TO by some of our politicians.
People generally Judge a man by the
type Of man that is Dragging on him
SO It really don't do our great men any
good 70 have their names brought up
by most Of the men who do bring them
up For instance people will say. my
Lord. If Roosevelt kept company with
that fellow and was as near him as
this fellow seems to impiy, don't
think as much OF Roosevelt" You see,
IT gets the IMAM In had that they are
trying to brag on.
Now past records Is another thing
that should rome under atriet censor
shn They are ALWAYS telling what
ny party has accompAshed Now ~