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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27
LEGAL HAIR-sPLITTING

The legal hair-splitter is still with NJ.
IAiladelphia, under the courageous leadership Of
District Attorney Monaghan, has been making no
table effort to rid its police department Of crooks It
has fired third Of the departments higher officers
md Aas indicted several more.
GDN ~ attorney for Of the accused officials goss
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

Mrs. Charlotte Fogerson, ~, pio.
neer Bismarck woman, slipped on an
icy spot on her porch and fell, sus-
tanning fractured hip.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

John W. Millett, 46, a resident Of
Bismarck since 1877, is dead. Mr..
Millett was one of the city's Civil
war veterans.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

A. c. McGillivray of Dickinson
was in Bismarck on business.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

L. ]. Garske, farmer near Bis.
marck, has returned from Oconomo.
woe, Wis, with five pure.bred Hol-
stems to add. to his dairy herd.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

Rochester Times-U Union: When the fellow reached
for his hip. in the bad old days, he going to kill
you purpose.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

TEN YEARS AGO
Mrs. P. G. Remington and son Paul
have returned from Chattanooga,
Tenn, where they visited Lieut.. and
Mrs. l.. A. Schipfer and children.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

j. F. Robinson, banker of Steele,
was a business visitor in the city.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO
E. S. Allen has left for Hunters
Hot Springs, Springdale, Mont.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27

more permanently satisfactory than
any other remedy.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-27
willing to undergo anything that win
bring relief. Results from the diet
etic method of treatment are much

Dr. Mccoy will gladly answer
personal questions on health
and diet, addressed to him,
care of the Tribune.
Enclose q stamped addressed
envelope for reply.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
sHANeANAGH. cHAMPIoN IRIsH woLFHoUND
Such Beasts Could Not brighten Him

This giant Irish woffOund reaching up eight feet a yOn
see in the picture found only II dog shows or cn
estates o dog ancers shanganagh the dog II the picture
reaching for lump sugar held il the hand of his mistress
the fair Mrs Bonste Oakland California Is said " ba
the tallest dog ia the world
But he would look small effete overcyized compared
with Irish wolounds Of the breed that the great 81
Patrick knew 50 we'll
Many are familiar with incidents IN the life q the COCO
saint how he deed converted the pagan kings of Ireland
how lie was kidnapped boy and taken By pirates from m
home Oh the mainland the Irish Island, where he looked
after swine ia herds and paentnly awaited his chance
Not everybody that when he made his escape tne
ship that carried him the mainland had come e
Ireland to get shpload 81 gigantic Irish wohounds Ike tn
one IN this picture but frightfully savage
They were used then in war; trained TO fight protecte4
with iron spikes around their nec and set loose 70 haras th
enemy III the midst Of the battle.
You imagine the young St Patrick mere boy crossing
the rough Irish Sea coast Of France in ship filled
with dogs as big as this one infinitely feroccus bowling
and swapping.
Such dog could eat up if he got hold Cf him. Ana
in savage fighting among Irish chiefs Of the early days many
man met his death from the teeth Of such dogs.
No wonder ST. Patrick grew up from brave boy 70
courageous man. fearing nothing except the Power above
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
To Legalize Amateur Boxing
In the District

There should be really serious opposition to the passage
by Congress Of conservative measure to egaze amateu
boxing in the District of Columbia.
Public sentiment assuredy opposed to any law tnat
viii permit professional ring contests drawing TO THIS CITY the
undesirable element that usually accompanies them
Affairs the Tex Richard nature might bring TO
considerable money they would also bring here class q
ring followers that would not be welcome washington VIII
have Of that.
Amateur boxing conducted by commission that would
keen contests within the bounds Of manly sport ana
workmanship, would not be offensive to anybody
The inconsistency present conditions that boxing
contests not as well regulated supervised as they might Pc
are held here under private auspices long as no admission
il charged or prizes offered They be given BY clubs ana
admission confined to members or invited guests.
what has come to the Watson updike Dill IN
fonorass permits amateur to which reasonable
admission fees may charged and minor prizes offered
The prizes under this BILL practically worthless moi n
accord with the admission fees that would De allowed
should be increased in value.
The opposition to this any other measure becoming law
4 based on the ekhown fact that is difficult to define
aateur boxing and still difficult to restrict contests
20 sboxng only Smuggling will creep in and brutality make
III appearance except under rigid regulations
The elimination Of these disgusting features OF the squared
ino viii not be difficult if there commission Of cleancut
men to prevent them.
Gene Tunney ii working hard place professional boxing
Or fighting high plane but ne i going 20 nave nara
time doing it.
Il Theodore Roosevelt still alive, he would favor
amateur boxing il Washington because it would promote the
athletic training Of young and teach them the art q
sefdeense While in the White House. he took part
II such contests and encouraged them All Of his boys were
good boxers.
with proper safeguards amateur boxing in Washington
od afford clean entertainment thousands Of young men
whose time is often spent in witnessing less Oeneilc anu
useful affairs.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
Is This a Lazy Age?

Sir Thomas Beecham Of England says his nation j. TIE
LATEST in the world
Since the radio he they have become comatose 40
foresees generation that will get out Of bed
The public will take Sir Thomas picturesque
with small grain Of salt
orchestra conductor, and 1t annoying 70 naVs
people stay hear his playing by radio instead q
paying to come to the concert
AS Englands azines she may be lazy but she geA
there That little island off the northwest coast Of Europe has
gobbed up largest portion Of the EARTH surface ever
consolidated in Empire
up and hustlng England is back in her prewar stride ana
giving us a big run the markets Of the world.
Nevertheless there is something in Sir Thomas warming
Modern amusement facilities do sometimes tend to divert ~
from higher Of amusement that requires effort
Radio music the class orchestral musie
heard directly.
Automobile riding substitute for walking sports
That is fresh is not substitute for fresh air AND
exercise.
Listening to the photograph substitute for social
life and intelligent conversation h
The art Of conversation by the way great sufferer from
competition by sensational and exciting modern forms Of
amusement. .s
FINALLY the movies are not a substitute for books
Psychologists tell that the mental development of child
comes from reading stories, not from seeing them.
r. exercises ali the mental faculties especially creative
imagination to construct story from its descriptions
in black type on white paper
II reoues no mental effort whatever grasp and enjoy
the same story thrown in rapid Of motion
pictures -. III, -.
nveons are intended tools in development mo-
as beds to lie down and loaf on, mentally speaking
The novel of the modern world each
us position of young suddenly made rich
Whether he is ruined not depends the use he makes
of his wealth.
Don let the amusemenwealh of this jazz age make yog
mentally idle and worthless.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
MASS SINGING
BY DR.. Frank Crane

EopLE spend vast year in listening
- singing. 1. Th.v .re
auditors and not singers S, r.1u IL foothau
We like crowd the bleachers, watch baseball an
and tennis games and like to 60 70 grano opera anu
and vaudeville and hear them sing - .noor
the best part Of singing IS tne reacNOh upo" ~ e
himself.
We VIGOROUSLY bad singers - 80 o,oht to
We hire chos churches to sing for US when we oue
be singing ourselves Ltd o,lt,re
let us not have many things done Tor US nuC 40 Is
ourselves and we better off may pc pleasant 20
or work at but the pest TORN u
else is automotve. =. .ooa+h;ro that
Get out and take walk play game or 90 sonetng 4
thus improve the sewage system U n
bodv something that circulaes the blood rapidly.
Exercise should be taken udiciousy OF course DS 'n %
mild exercise which you 90 regulay
lar exercise or awhile about as good as none
all. ..ur+. +auord nbvscal
what need we require
Take any form Of physical exercise any system TOT he
points, only adopt some system 1
hrnO muscles of the body into play.
healthfu exercise than singing poe
we do the singing ourselves -. - ,Lor - xor+hx
that almost any NUMBER OF ou
and is art that we snouio al
Tbore music than congregational Singing
Germans Them sing their natonal hyHn anu
4be british congregations are vocal
We alone are inclined to be mere AUDITORS anu
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The Washington times., 1928-01-24
A LIGHTNING BALL

NE of natures greatest freaks is ba lightning 1t Is
freezing terror those who it, though seems
" snoulariv consderate Of mercu toward us nunan
witnessed Floating lightly down. is concentrated sphere
of close packed energy . :. -, . - aro.zino
that here reproduce only shortening OF
vivid account given by r. Laskowsk, OF the united
Weather Bureau printed last summer In meteorOiO@l
journal called Tychos l.. 49, norro+or,s
The incident second story room OF the
house in Apena Mich August 1907 Inc mouse was
frame building with outside walls built DOUBLE having
an air snace of about Mr. Laskowk leaning against
the rohhand side odashoned chimney projecting from
the center of WALL the midst OF the storm glowing
ball about to diameter in on the ehand
side of the chimney perfect sphere and about eet
from the floor dropped lightly like feather to the floor
and rolled side of the There sput
fernp or Kissing encounteg the wall did not hesitate
ali making smaller than the
naent size of ball. in the arspace within the
wall and came few feet above the window
IT broke inch brace that place into pieces OF
toohpics forced considerable
amount Of plaster fall to the floor.
lightly it dropped
from the chimney rolled around the floor making several
stood petred with
left mark the floor After this procedure
it into the south wall without effort whatever making
opening but instead of travelling in between the wall
did the first time broke ragged hole through outside and
struck the ground about 80 feet from the house
when the shower the hole in the ground looked
dropped great weight from above the moist
ground and the dirt had spattered to the sides Of several inches
around leaving about inches in diameter and
inches deep, but no other marks.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
LISTEN, WORLD!
Hate Is a Boomerang
RY ELSIE ROBINSON

disposition and my digestion were
all shot to pieces. I hadn't had
a. hearty laugh in a month nor
had I enjoyed good book or a
sunset or quiet hour in front
of the fire.
Moreover. in spite of the fact
that / was the Worlds Most
Piteous Victim my acquaintance
were beginning to treat me as II
/ were the Worlds Greatest Pest
They ducked If they saw me COM
ing. They had sudden emer-
gency calls If 1 'phoned. And,
one and all, they refused to take
sides in my feud.
Bitterest dose of all, my enemies
were profiting by my hate:
THEY HAD HANDED ME-
ONE DIRTY DEAL BUT WAS
HANDING MYSELF A CONTIN.
UOUS DIRTY DEAL. | WAS
DOING MORE HARM TO MY
SELF BY PERPETUATING
OUR QUARREL THAN THEY
HAD HOPED TO DO IN THEIR
MOST MALIGNANT DREAMS.
THE HATE WAS SENDING
OUT WAS COMING BACK TO
ME- A THOUSAND-FOLD IN
MENTAL DISTRESS. PHYSICAL
ILLS AND SOCIAL UNPOP.
ULARITY.
HATE WAS A BOOMERANG!
So l stopped hating. l stopped
hating because / found it didn't
pay. Maybe that motive won't
win me any haloes in the here.
after, but ii has certainly simpli-
fled my life in the present.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24

THIS is a true story.
u Once upon a time, several
people did me a wrong. No pif-
fling little affair, regular dirty
deal. So l hated them.
Now, as a. hater was steady,
conscientious worker. / rose with
the lark and hammered away at
nv hating Job hour after hour,
taking only fifteen minutes off
for lunch. / never slowed up,
did not mind overtime. l loved
my art.
Nor was l content with spend
ing all my own time and strength
on my hate. / thought my
friends should spend their time,
too. / expected them to mobilize
themselves Immediately into
standing army for the execution
of revenge. So rushed from one
friend to the other, relating my
grievances and expecting large
gobs of sympathy and mob
violence in returns. wrote let
ters to them, I hung on the
phone, neglected all my other
work to carry on my hate cam
paign.
Which was most celebrating
for a while.
But, after time, things began
to go flat and | was forced to
face an unpleasant fact. HATE
WASN'T PAYING! 1t was, in
fact, proving a total flop.
/ was doing a record job of
hating but it wasn't getting me
anywhere. My regular work, my
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
!. NEGOTIATIONS
OF IA WIFE
nv Helen Rowland

NTHEN you are very young, you
w long for all sorts Of exciting
things to happen. When you're a
little older, you ferventIy hope
they WON'T happen!
When you are very young, you
go in for daring makeup, bizarre
earrings, arty clothes and heavily
beaded eyelashes everything to
make you look older and more
sophisticated.
When you're little older, you
revert to flapper skirts, bobbed
hair, cute little sport hats and
baby-bIue bIouses- anything TO
make you look younger and more
ingenious.
When you are very young. you
sigh for a lover who will never
deceive you. When you're a lit
tie older, you sigh for a lover who
will never UNdeceive you!
The Washington times., 1928-01-24

When you're little older you
hope to heaven that nobody will
think you odd" or unconNen-
tional You trust the world Will
close it's eyes
When you are very young you
dream of taking a man by storm.
dazzling him, bowling him over
knocking him cold!
When you're a little older, you
know that it is wiser to creep up
on him, and steal iHto his
consciousness subtly and 1ns1dl'
ously, when he is off his guard.
When you are young, you like
a string of men trailing after you,
you want to be in every mans
telephone book.
When you're a little older, you
would rather spend one evening a
week with an INTERESTING
lover than have dozen bores
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DE-. c. A. L. Reed

VOU constantly are more or less
Il under the influence Of sug-
gestion. So Is every one. That il
simply to say that every one In
the world has q tendency strong
or slight, to accept IDEAS without
thinking them out or having q suf-
ficient reason for them This
tendency is called suggestIbility;"
it is marked in childhood. The
fact that we are suggestive is q
proof OF the sad truth that no one
Is quite grown up.
"Suggestibility" is intellectual
dependence. The child believes
everything he is told. That Is be-
cause he has no standard by which
he can Judge. If he likes you he
believes everything you tell him.
This confidence, this suggestibility
may be useful at times, but 1t may
be very dangerous. It is useful be-
cause IL the child were not sug-
gestible it would never learn any
thing from Its parents or teachers.
1t is dangerous because children
are not always suggestible to the
people who can do them the most
good.
Like dependence, suggestibility
should vanish, or at least be re-
duced to a normal minimum when
we reach maturity. 1T should then
be replaced Nv the adult qualities
of independence and self-reliance
by all, men and women alike. who
have to play mans part in the
world. In women, who still are so
fortunate as to be able to play q
woman's part, suggestihllity may
well give way likewise to certain
happy self-renunciation.
We all know, however, that the
childish characteristics do not by
and means vanish. If they did,
and no one were suggestible, there
would be no advertising. The
whole idea of advertising is to ex-
plot this infantile characteristic OF
believing what one Is told. Sug-
gestit lily comes into every depart
ment of life.
Not that all suggestibility is
very bad. We accept many sug-
gestions because we have not got
the time to think things out for
ourselves. If you have a disease
and someone you trust gives you
advice, you accept that advice.
You take the word of a doctor be-
cause he has studied medicine and
you have not.
A great deal of suggestibility,
however, is grossly pathological.
DR.. Rees relates the interesting
story of a patient, woman OF
40, whose father had brought her
up on a principal of implicit Obedi-
ence Tor the story of the signal.
mans daughter, who was saved
from death by unthinkingly obey"
ing her father when he shouted,
Lie down"). The result was that
at 40, and married, this patient
had no mind Of her own. She had
never been allowed to think. She
had always done exactly as she
was told. At last she found it
would not work. When she had
a child, she was absolutely at sea.
She had never been taught to
think about babies or taught any,
thing else. Her parents had al
ways thought this sort of con-
slant and systematic suggestion
was an ideal upbringing for her.
1t proved to be only tragic. This
Is an extreme case, but q great
many people are more or less like
that.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24
The knowledge Test For
Readers of The Times

Do know:
l. What is the famous in Boston?
2. Who wrote "Poor Richards Almanac?
3. What the dates of the Boer War?
What inventor found make electric lights for
ordinary rooms?
5. Who the first be elected after the
Civil War?
6. When is Armistice Day?
7. To what reform President Garfield martyr?
What is the meaning of each of these terms?
8. Vitamines
9. Galleries
10. Corpuscles
II. Adenoids
Match correctly:
r. Angora France
Cedar Rapids Turkey
S
49, Bloomington Scotland
See Magazine Page for Answers.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24

When you are very young, you
carefully camouflage your eager.
ness with an air of boredom and
hard-boiled cynicism. When
you're little older. you cautious.
ly cover your boredom and
cynicism with a forced smile OF
eagerness and enthusiasm.
When you are very young, you
pretend to distrust all men! They
can't fool YOU!
When you're a little older, you
KNOW that they will fool YOU
but you sweetly pretend to believe
in them.
When you are very young, you
strive to be different" original,
unconventional, startling! You
want the world to sit up and
open its eyes!
The Washington times., 1928-01-24

See Magazine Page for Answers.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24

hanging around seven evenings a
week.
When you are very young, you
dream of a dashing, masterful
cayeman entirely surrounded by
money and egotism-somebody
who can thrill you and make you
SUFFER.
The Washington times., 1928-01-24

When you're a little older, you
yearn only for a nice, manage
able, understanding man, who will
star YOU-and make you com.
Portable!
How fortunate that so few
women marry the heroes" of
their youthful dreams!
New Britain herald., 1928-07-12
Coolidge DOESN'T
HEAR THE RED men
Indians Beat Iom-Ioms But
to No Avail

Superior, Wis, July Il P-Iom
toms beat near Cedar Island lodge
last night, but not loud enough for
President Coolidge to hear had he
been awake.
A band of Chippewa Indians in
feathered headgear and beaded buck
skin garb went through their Narl-
GUS tribal dances at WinneboJou
park, in the forest their forefathers
, ruled. They We're from the reserra-
ton at Odanah and will remain in
the neighborhood Of the Coolidge
camp for the summer as an attrac-
ton to tourists.
President Coolidge had nothing
more on today's program than addi-
tional battles with Brule trout. H>
has not missed a day on the river
other than Sunday, since he arrived
about four weeks ago and plainly
shows the result of the rest. The
president is not due at the executive
offices until tomorrow.
Residents at the head of the
lakes went forward with appoint
mcnt of committees aud other plans
| for reception of Secretary Herbert
! Hoover next Monday.
New Britain herald., 1928-07-12
FL|ERS
ARE HOME Again
Given Big Welcome and Now
Having Rest

San Francisco. July II Pt-With
the echoes Of San Franclsco's well
come still ringing in their ears
and with $4,000 nesting In their
pockets, Captain Harry Lyon and
Radionan James Warner American
participants in the Southern Cross
flight to Australia. rested on their
laurels in SEMI privacy today.
The welcome started yesterday
morning when the Matson liner
Malolo brought the airmen back TO
the United States. The formal as
meet of the reception ended with a
banquet in their honor last night.
II was at this banquet that checks
for $4,000 each were rendered by
representative of Mayor James
Ro)ph. Jr. The money was raised
by public subscription.
Besides the checks each of the
men was presented with life MEM
tership in the Veterans of Foreign
Wars in appreciation Of their "cour-
arcous and epochal achievement.
Lyon has been asked to participate
in flight from England to Ne"
York. Those who proposed the
flight are Mrs. Keith Miller and
Captain W. Newton Lancaster or
tho British army, who recently lie"
from Croydon, England. to HOBART
Tasmania. They returned to Amerl-
Ga with Lyon and Warner.
New Britain herald., 1928-07-12

'Al Smith is running for presi-
dent as an executive" Senator Dill
said, ''as such. his business is to
enforce the law. He may make
recommendation to congress which
that body in its wisdom may act
upon"
Senator Dill declared that II the
New York governor were elected he
would sign legislation that would
protect the people from the great
power octopus that menaces the
economic life of this country as
nothing has done since we abolished
slavery. He would sign a farm bill
that would place the farmers on a
basis of equality with other citizens.
He would sign bill to prevent the
arbitrary use of court injunction III
labor disputes.
New Britain herald., 1928-07-12
Rheumatic Pains All
Gone In Five DAYS
Fair Dept. Store Invites Every suf-
ferer to Try Wonder-Wo rling For
mula on Money Back Plan

It's hard for YOU to believe. per-
haps-you folks who have been suf-
fering untold agony from the dull.
deadening ache that never seems to
leave you--that you can get right
here in New Britain a remarkable
remedy that will bring lasting relief
to your torture.
Don't let any doubts or misgivings
hold you back from accepting this
generous offer that Fair Dept. Store
is making. You aren't risking +
single thing to gain a lifetime of re-
lease from rheumatic pain. for il
this woodworking formula known
as Allenrhu does not completely rid
you of every twinge In 10 days the
money you paid will be returned
promptly.
Remember in taking Allenrhu that
while the pains and aches them
selves speedily 60 Casually in the
first day or two) you should con-
tinue its use for several days longer
to help get rid OF the uric acid pois-
oning in your system. And remem-
Der further, II after taking 1t for 10
days you are dissatisfied In any way
your money is waiting for you.
New Britain herald., 1928-07-12
SENATOR DILL IS
| OUT FOR ELECTION
Declares His Opposition to
Governor Smith

Spokane. Wash, July IL P1An-
nouncing his candidacy for re-elec-
ton, Senator Dill, democrat. of
Washington, today declared his OPP
position to the position OF Gov. AL
fred E. Smith on prohibition, but
said he agreed with the party lead
er's stand on water power, faSm and
| labor questions.
Senator Dill said that If reelected
he would do everything in his power
| to prevent modification of the pro-
hibition law.