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New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
New Britain Herald
VERALD PU0lI9HIN0 CoNPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1csptsd) At Herald Bldg. q Church Street
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room slways open to adyertieerA
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

X community never brags about it's pure AngloSaNon ancestry IT It has anything more recent to brag about.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
 
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Send all ooanznunicattoas so Evn zhoD Ddieos. oaEo af the Ns0 Brttais Harah, aal - letaav VI ho 6eevas1o1 . Nev York.
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Not IT, But Because Winter Comes! The leaves have fitted from each
 bough. The flivver wears a blanket now. The hot dog stands seek parts un-
 known And all the geese but us have flown!
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

An efficient people would leave it to the judge instead of wasting the time of 12 useful men to decide a SEQ case.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Modernism in art won't reach the peak until it gives us bronze statesman with his feet on a desk.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Funny system. If you help criminal to escape punishment, you are g. criminal. If a lawyer does it, he is a good citizen.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

WembeF of tho ASSOc1Aled FFe80 The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication Of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

As training for a golf tournament. try shaving before small crowd that is chanting "blah- -blah."
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
Facts end Fancies

City men are better dressed be- cause they can put on new suit without prompting sarcasm as they walk down the street.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
CITY PLAN COMMISSION

There is one point about George A. Quigley that stands out: When he gets hitched to some public en- terprise things begin to pop He may not be right all the time, but he is a man of action; perhaps he has made mistakes in life, but so has everybody else. The one mistake that the ex-mayor never makes is to so to sleep on any job on which he happens to be working.
 Thus when Mayor Paonessa ap- pointed him to the chairmanship of the City Plan Commission it was somewhat a victory for the mayor as we'll as for the ex-mayor when the Commission speedily confirmed the mayors recommendation. The mayor, | Jeffersonian with . bang, seems to have known no politics when he selected MT. Quigley. . Hamiltonian of deep indelible black. The selection ought to confound those, by no means insignificant in number, who chatter to themselves and those within earshot that the mayor lis always playing politics" The mayors undying friendship and unstinted recognition of Edward F. Hall as an adviser and financial plenipotentiary also comes to mind in this connection, Ed" being one of those stalwart Republicans who vote the ticket straight-"from the ton down to the yellow dog every election.
 There had been no meeting of the City Plan Commission from April 10 to November c1. During that period it slumbered beautifully, without even bad dreams to cause unconscious growls. In waking the Comm ission out of this somniferous paradise Mir. Quigley used nothing more dangerous than . rubber hose: and the manner in which the boys have sat up and talked about mundane civic problems at least pro- vides the optimists among our citi- zepry with hope that the period or awakening may be long and visor- ous: and incidentally the unsuitable reporters with the expectancy of more and better copy.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

But what does it profit q man to work himself to death to keep up insurance that will care for his family only half as well as he can?
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
Ramona
\ Good Name.

\ Good Name: Ross: ''I wonder what they'll call that directory they're getting up of those night club patrons?'' Wilson: 'Whoopees Who in America"
 Julian Brady.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Out of Season! lOne of the remarkable effects of this falls exceptional weather.)
 (By Arthur Matthews) In autumn, when the woods are wet And mournfully the breezes moan. Love fades away without regret From bosoms like my own. Nature is tired. the grey skies weep, Our house cat lulls himself to sleep. The lamb that used to frisk and leap Becomes staid and stolid sheep. And I leave girls alone. Such is the normal course of
 things.
 Today the frenzy still remains, The magic of a hundred Springs Riots in all my veins. Love masters me; his ardent flame Quivers through my exhausted Friends, you have doubtless felt the When some rare April glamour
 CdIlc
 To turn your sober brains. October wrought this mood in me: Her gleaming sun, her joyous air Had all Springs potent wizardry (Which really wasn't fair): November, faithless, joins the pact And leaves my amorous fire intact. We'll anyhow, I won't extract A mean advantage from the fact Girls, you arc warned, Beware!
 'TiS Strange!
 Wilbur: Funny. isn't it?" IIohart What is?'
 Wilbur: How a lawyer gets fat from licns..'
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New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
\ Real Asset:

\ Real Asset: Crowley That new baby has added several thousand a year to our family income.'
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Mental anguish doubtless is what d Scotchman endures when he thinks q s5 tonic might save his hair.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

It never occurs to the rich that poor relations would prefer whole loaves of bread instead of scraps of cake.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23
MAmheP Audit RnFeau of Cirrulafjon

The \. B. C. .s national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tsers with a strictly honest analyss oi circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper dis tribution figures to both national and local advertiserA
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

A Critic! Musician: .I worked on one con- position for two years" Friend: That must have been quite a strain.''
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Sprague: "HsW ceuld that bel" Crowley: My wifs had te quit operating that tea shsp!"
 Mrs. c. ]. Atkins.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

The Herald Is on sale daily in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Square: schultx's Newsstands. E1trance Grand Central. 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

America anism: Ncglectng and abusing the motor: worrying about scratch on the fender because it shows.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Every town has at least one man who never seems to work but always has diamond ring in his pocket to sell at a bargain.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-23

Some of them may not learn much at college, but think what rest their parents get.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25
(;ANNERY MiNAGER IN T0II.S IF LAW
 WORTHLESS CHEEKS

SEATTLE, Oct, 25, (P)-James Manson, manager of the Hoods Bay Alaska cannery of the Pacific Her ring company, has been arrested on the charge of issuing worthless checks.
 Manson, according to tele- gram from the narshaPs office at Juneau, said the defendant had been arraigned and told the off, cers he issued the checks as pay for cannery workers on the under standing the company would send money to cover them from Seattle but the funds failed to arrive.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25
KILL Ao
 S(l.DIER ATTEMPTS
 ESCAPE r. EAWTON

SEATTLE, Oct, 25, P)-In an attempt to escape from the Fort LaWton military reservation where he was under sentence to nine months for desertion, Private Geo. Crawford was shot twice and kill ed by the guard of another pris- oner who also attempted to es- cape but later recaptured. The two were working on the reserva- tion, accompanied by their guard, when they attempted to dash to liberty.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25
SEWARD AICH
(Continued from Page One TO BE ACCREDITED

am very glad to learn that your school bond issue carried, and that a contract for the construction of a school has been let. Under the cir cumStances I shall be very glad to recommend the high school for ac- Icreditation at the University of Washington. You understand, I be- IlieVe, that accreditation comes thru the University, and that this office is in 8 position to recommend only. Up to this time, however, we have not been turned down on any of our recommendations, so I assume that I shall be in a position to notify yru before the close of the year to tf.e effect that the high school has been accredited. Just how soon this notification can be given depends to some extent upon the date on which the Accrediting Committee of the University holds it's next meeting. I saw Dean Bolton of the University of Washington when in Seattle a few days ago. Arrange ments are being made for him to make a trip thru Alaska sometime next spring for the purpose of in- specting the accredited high schools I assume that the Seward School Board will be willing to pay it's share of the expense of such a trip.
 I am very glad to learn that yonr new teachers are proving satisfac- tory and that everything in connec- tion with the school is moving along nicely.
 Very truly yours,
 LESTER D. HENDERSON,
 Commissioner of Education.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25
Priest Slain For
 Church Valuables

MEXICO CITY, Oct, 24, (P)- Felipe de Ochoa, TO, priest of the Schismatic Mexican church for Catholics, was slain by three mask ed men who forced their way into the church and stole all valuables and kidnapped him to the out skirts of the city.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25
WiIl Test Out Radio
 Rules Under New Lau,

CHICAGO, Oct. 24, (E)-The test of the radio act of 1927 was begun when the Government filed suit to enjoin operations of radio stations from using broadcasting in de- fiance of a Federal Radio Commis- sions order.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25
FORMER PRIEST IF
 ALASKA IS HONORED

WASHINGTON, Oct, 25, P)- The Rev. Thomas Jenkins of Mom- innville, Oregon, was secretly elect ed Bishop of Nevada by the House of Bishops convention in 1922. He formerly served as a missionary priest in Alaska.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25

LESSON PIPES WON'T LEAK, WON'T DRIP, WON'T SMELL, CANNOT GET STRONG. YOU CAN SMOKE TT EVERYDAY-YET IT STAYS CLEAN ALWAYS S4.OO AND S7.50. Schallerer's Alaska ShGp.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25

Mems dress shoes $s.5o to $4.o0; Men's rubber pacs $35o to $4.0o SEWARD LEATHER WORKS.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-10-25

CARL ZsESS BINOCULARS AND FIELD GLASSES. Schallerer's Al
 Iaska Shop.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

te harbu could nulo tile "uEio
nav,es Great car ferries take loaoeo
trains to and from Havana ana the
p q O Steamship Company main
ta,ns a fast passenger service IN con.
nect,on With fast Florida East Coast
trains from the north Key west
is absolutely free OF frost inels
ore AWAY. PHEASANT preeses and from
ono d,rect,on looking down the
a, re.,s you can see the ocean Inc
Innate IL agreeable throughout the
year gey West cigars are famous
,h,ou,houi the world Those maoe
elsewhere bearing the Key West iaoei
ar. said to lack the true ds''ca'e
bouquet ~ ,r,,,cal
,o,,ass is q ashermans paradise.
ramon are caught eight on the Guy
DOCKS IN summer and any tame o.
wear you can catch q boa. 'oao ~
ash running from b to bw r''has.
Mrs Malcolm Meacham 81 NV '"s
na. offered trophies toi NIX n'"Ins
,aurnament and goli '"''' linen.
70 ne aeld next uin'eI H""a :
rnumpson is mead OF the nshIhs '" a.,
mi,se In charge OF the big game nSn
ourneTent
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

NEW YORK-Eat more potatoes
"a diet with Eve times more pg.a-
toes and with margarine lnsteac ..
butter would improve health staau-
ards and reduce Americas mortel
rate" declared DR.. Mikkel HindAoae
of Denmark. internationally famous
food expert in an address al CclUno'a
University here. 1.-THE ban Gu poia-
toes by reducing fads Is unscient!t''
and silly. Potatoes as part OF a pa
anced diet do not produce corpuiency
THE people of penrerh eHr ar"Nt
twenty times as much maresr!:.e
made from wholesome ANNA fats.
milk. and vegetable oils as Americans.
and the Danes are celebrated for theI.
health and sturdiness The death
rate IN Denmark from tuoe!cu.osis.
various forms OF kindly diseases ana
other ailments due primarily 70 I'M
proper. diet is about 80 per cent less
than the death rate from similar
causes In the United States"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

s68u UCU u,a.t.te courtyard anu wtii's
way has been Quilt around the CITY
A fine new modern airport Is equip
ned with a heet of giant planes when
carry mail END passengers to ana
from Havana Cuba. In little oVei an
hmm A Dig residential development
is under way A new opera house
new concrete schools and newly
psyeo streets. beautiful modern
concrete hotel LA Casa Marina oy
The sea ana q rne downtown hotel
ia Concha among others. nell
to make the quaint city iodesiohe
fos tourists Key West nas sour
ma, ,e,ous restaurants You can ouy
the most delicious sea food In the
world at q INV price. the i've nsh ne.
inn ,rlected right from the wells oil
ths t,sh uoats one oil the most ap
p.,,z,ny dishes Ia stone crap hr
Amer K,an who has never eaten s'oH'
,.r ,as ~,mething TO i've for
rhis famous historic city nas
i, ,u.n u ABOUT twenty thou
IN, ,t,, -.tt tuugHt of Spain u
81 ~ 100 ~ The hni~fr
al II aInut nile
e - .tIt u im bf'n
i.s Ointru Siatr' wa!i
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

CHICAGO-Ninety per cent Of the
t,ainine legs of America are not
l.,orth second look.
At least this was the opinion ex-
dressed by that international author
.ty on beauty Mile. Manka Rubin
tein. who is associated with her sis
'er. the famous Nine. Helena RUBIN
tein. In the operation OF string OF
oeauttfying establishments IN Europe
as we'll as America. when she arrived
Chicago to inspect her local salon,
only one out of every ten women
,ou meet has anything to-er-kick
,-.ut." said Mile. Rubinstein. 1.-THE
.Cthc. ten pairs OF legs on publ;
'cxNtbi.,on these days classify under
one Of five ~"s-al no
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

KEY WESl. FLA III you ask
ueulogist II It Is possible FOL cotai
Island to change Its position he VIII
probably think you are nt suolec'
for a iunacy commission But seoio
e,sts to the contrary Notwithstanding
the Island City OF Key West Is com
ina clusei tn the mainland
This city The tutthest South In int
united Statps made dig Jump 70
ward the urainiano In 1917 when
Hsur, M t'laglei spanned tt'e ocenn
In Kr, Wnsi VIII, f,Ttt ull'i"u dni
"a, ra.i,.,ad ,hai spans this SOB III
I,,t, ,iirau .a,iu+uis aicnways. on. oi
- greatest ri.piprei IN. hchleNeiirt''
~, al lime .uuWII as the EiIu
\, ,<u:t, a tnr N,Iiu u the tiiuds
n +. 49,, itai ~ tut Ipehiiix III the
Dr>. - a,,.,aIiutir highway Aulo
:. l.. ,..n,a ~ ~ i'inss me an
. ,.,l .,,,"i nap ~ 'W H''"ie'o"e
~ =, ,.u"n Qlli >U'f bt rt'i'irt''
n.iirs
-S", ia ~ tinp ir'' iis
q, tlm n.'i''.'iI'u
r,,f,i u -
,ts, ~ liz %."'' ~
~ l;,t.t.i.trn nI So
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

Mile. Rubinsteins clHss :. alton TO-
lows:
KNOCK knees 10 per cent
Sack legs 20 per cent
Bow legs 9 per cent
Grand piano legs IA per cent
Spike legs 30 per cent
"H only some Of these women WI.
depend upon unsightly limbs to carr
them through life could see Their
selves as others see them. the
would be general downward NOV
ment of the hem-line." insisted tn
world-fsmous connoisseu:. "Dca.' :
that vision. however. and without q
sense of humor. enabling them to Sec
how ridiculous too-shCrt skirts make
them appear. they continue to f,,nc-'
ION as foils for the lucky ten per
cent who are equipped by nature '.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

Channel.
In the second place, if it is hard
for fliers in somewhat foggy
weather to find the Hawaiian Is
lands in the Pacific, how difficult
would it be for them to find
landing place dot" in the Pacific?
AS hard as finding a turtle asleep
on the Pacific.
Dr.. Winifred Sackville Stoner,
who is a lady, says Man is supe-
rior to woman, mentally. physically,
artistically and psychologically."
That is not all true, especially
the physically and psychological
ly" part of it. But suppose it were
all true. Michael Angeles Moses
is a finer product than Michael
himself But Michael Angelo made
it.
Whatever man is, some woman
made him, and the producer is
nobler than the product. Better
be cocoanut tree than a cocoa
nut.
A young boy, his spine straight
ened in hospital, seems to have
had his mind Strengthened" at the
same time. Before the operation
he delighted in pulling wings off
flies, and other cruelties. That is
ended.
A healthy brain demands a
healthy body. The greatest musi-
clan cannot produce harmony with
a violin or piano out of tune.
Millions are living that might be
made better men and women If
trephiniug could remove pressure
from the top of the brain. Lack
of reverence might thus be elimi-
mated
Tom Wise is deal, Shepherd of the
Lambs Club, and good actor. Years
ago William A. Brady asked this
writer to see Tom Wise in a play
called "a Gentleman from Mississip-
pi" that Brady was producing.
This writer told Brady, "Yor have
a tirst class play, ana there is in it a
young actor playing a minor part
jumping over chairs, etc, that is go
ing to make a success. You ought to
make a contract with him." The
young mans name was Douglas Fair
banks.
What Cooper wrote about the last
noble red men will soon be written
of the last wild horses. Not long.
afterward, thanks to the motor truck.
will come the last of the tame horses.
In the State of Washington thou
sand wild horses yesterday were be-
ing driven toward Yakima, their hides
to be sold. their flesh fed to Iox
farms. or fed to dogs and chickens.
The carcasses are worth So each.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05
'''H"5 CKANCc
II 2N.CE OF BOOKS
.AaES AND EQUALITY
UYTiSE TAX

Tue German and Irish fiers in
sert the words: Thank God" or
"By the Grace of God" in every
message describing their safe land
ing through fog and storm across
the ocean after thirty-six hours OF
danger. -,
The professional atheist, unwill-
ING to believe anything that has
not been proved to him., would
find his opinions changing, in a biig
earthqua,,,, or above the ocean IN
a fog.
Senators denounce the high price
of books.
Mr.. Mcclellan. from Tennessee,
saws: Novels worth two bits can
not be bought for less than 81 :.
The price of novels is not so I'M
portant. But the high cost OF
books containing positive knowl-
edge. that would enable uneducated
millions Gncludiug many college
graduates to educate themselves,
Is disastrous.
Tia, a book should be sold for
four or FIVE times what it costs to
produce it, is as bad for the pub
Usher and for the author, as for the
reading public.
When will American business,
generally, learn that big sales with
small profits, as shown in the auto
mobile industry, are most proht-
able.
Lindbergh took thirty-sx young
Pacific Coast girls up in the air,
in instruments yesterday, giving
those charming creatures some
thing to talk about forever.
Women may thank the good
Lord for granting the flying ma
chine. They can fly on the aver
age as we'll as any man, and the
airplane is another step toward
real equality
Effort 10 abolish the unwise tax
on automobiles develops the fact
sha. the Government collected a
thousand million dollars from auto
mobile owners and spent only six
hundred millions on better roads
not fair to the men that pay for
the cars, war tax included"
The war ended some time since
and the foolish tax ought to end.
A company Is formed to build
seadromes, ocean landing PLACES
10 be scattered over TIE A.,la7siL
The iheory !. thst ,raas .',i!aa:te
,airrlAnes wrc.6 land. sei SuA; LlJ
ata-r sgRiG
RUn ~ s6s .sG2s &C. A.i~r7rte ~
= ,'-< -4as -s.Sr1--a-r. .!A--t
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

Tom Wise is deal, Shepherd of the
Lambs Club, and good actor. Years
ago William a. Brady asked this
writer to see Tom Wise in d play
called ga Gentleman from Mississip-
Pr that Brady was producing.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

A young boy, his spine straight
ened in hospital, seems to have
had his mind Strengthened" at the
same time. Before the operation
he delighted in pulling wings off
flies, and other cruelties. That is
ended.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

will ny across the Atlantic as easily
as they now fly across the English
Channel.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

A big candy factory is closed in in
New York City, called "a mena~e to
health" by Commissioner Harris
Buy pure candies from shops ana
manufacturers with established rop"-
tations All sorts of trash is red 70
children. A certain clay nike aHd
favored and little inieriof So -,
late IS sold for pure chocolate. Ihat
crime should mean twenty years III
Jail.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

Kathryn Witwer Of Gary, Ind,
has shifted her career from type
writer to musical keys. She has
won a place in Grand Opera and
Gary set aside Kathryn Witwer
Day" to honor her, when she sang
to a packed auditorium. Her
father, who used to be a steel
worker with the boys" sat in the
balcony and after the performance
tears of joy streamed down MS
O. face .,,.,,,,,.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1928-05-05

Jackson Barnett, worlds richest
Indian. who is facing a $SS0.oVU
suit and other legal troubles. 1t all
started when he wanted to donate
SssOOO0 to the Baptist Home Mis-
sion Society of Muskogee. Okla;
E. s. Bailey of Tulsa was appointed
NV Oklahoma courts as Barnetts
Guardian and refused to approve
the giving of the endowment sum,
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-12-20

vention this year. IL is a direct re-
suit Of the activities Of this confer
ence hat VIC have IN Texas and
other states Enabling Acts" which
authorize cities TO exercise a control
over the new construction and to d.
rect their growth along approved
lines. The plating laws give cities
of 5000 or more population control
over supaivlsions within five miles
OF the city limits, but it is furtner
provided that cities of less than
$4,000 may take advantage of the law
by a vote of the people. The law
provides as a penalty, a fine for the
county clerk who records a plat with
out the endorsement of the city and
also makes il unlawful for a city
TO n utilities with land for
which the plat has o been approved.
To exercise the powers created by
the Enabling Acts" there should be
a city planning commission. This
commission should have for its
guidance a complete city plan. The
Texas law providcs that the coming
commission and tho city planning
commission may be one and the same.
This is very desirable for two rea-
suns. liENAr LNNAH- - hh Ah@fF par JIG
part Of city planning; second. the
city planning commission should be
a permanent body. since city plan
ming il a continuous process.
Action Urged
"Now is the time for McAllen 70
take advantage Of the powers granted
By the state Enabling Acts" BY 50
doing, we will not only make our city
a more pleasant place in which 10
live and therefore more attractive to
new residents. but We will avoid an
otherwise inevitable future expense.
The city Of Dallas recently voted
S23, 900 600 10 create parks, widen
streets, move railway tracks and in
short correct mistakes which have
been made in the past 90 years. In
cid~entally, the work in Dallas has
been so skillfully planned that ex-
perts estimate il will pay for itself
through increased valuations within
10 years.
"The city plan and it's features
should be put 10 work Immediately in
McAllen and McAllen should with
the rest OF the Valley towns see that
a plan IS adopted BY every city in
the Valley TO the end that VIC the
people Of the Valley will IN future
see "The Valley Beautiful"