Putnam patriot., 1928-06-21

w nen TIE pAflof Whfm ana tVAgs
And the old folks are away.
May this book Of poems
Help TO pass your time away.
Christine Wilcox. Spoon.
As Christine Is fond Of mixing,
We give her this mixing spoon;
II will help solve her problems
When Jimmy comes home at noon.
Walter Davis. Wheathearts.
Walter likes a variety,
His motto is Women, Rolls Royce
and wine"
We give him this package Of wheat
hearts,
TO keep him right Ia prime.
NadRy Nahibowisz, Ship.
You're only sailors sweetheart,
So we give this ship to thee,
To keep you from getting lonesome
When Eddie goes out 10 sea.
Mildred Blackmer. Switch.
Mildred Is letting her hair grow
Which takes a very long while,
We give her this little brown switch,
To keep her right In style.
Emma Hall, Ford.
Emma, in the evening.
When you're feeling blue and bored
Then may your Reuben take you rid
ing
In this little twe-seated Ford.
Phyllis Tatem. Pencil.
Phyllis expressed her fond desire
To become a secretary
SO we give her this Eversharp
That she might be always ready.
Alta Hawkins, Doll.
When you're tired of trimming,
And want 10 have some fun,
Perhaps this little man would help,
We've named him Anderson"
DOROTHY MORSE
NADGY NAHIBOWITZ.
CLASS WILL
We, the Glass Of one Thousand
nine hundred and twenty eight
City Of Putnam, County Of Windham
State Of Connecticut. having compile
ted four years Of intensive study
and still, strange as the case may
seem, being Of sound mind and dis
posing memory. do hereby make, pub
lish, an declare this our last vii
and testament. hereby revoking al
former wills, requests and devices o.
whatever nature by US made.
First, we leave 20 the Juniors th'
right TO call themselves Seniors mex
year, the right to have a Senior play
the front seats in chapel, the opportu
nifty 90 try 10 be as dignificd as w
have been, the right 10 wear caps ant
gowns, the possibility of looking In
telligcnt on Glass Night. and hh
right 10 use Room | for headquar
ters.
Second. the following requests ar
made with the most profound congra
tulations.
To Alberto Caisse and Rosair
BeRusoleil, Thomas and Henry Arnol'
viii their mortgages on two Freshman
Blondes cat least one is said TO b.
a hlonde).
Upon Eddie Benoit weight 500
Alfred Benoit bestows fifty pounds o
his two-ton carcass; also his appetite
and demonstrations of said appetite
including indescribahle means AM
groans and harsh sounds originating
from the pit of Alffed's stomach.
To Stella Barker, Mildred Black
HifE Wis Aff fAihNtAN NAiAAfaf ~
condition that II shall not be used OF
innocent freshmen as the giver WA
wont 30 employ il.
Blanche BONN leaves her interest
In the nobler sex to Doris Smith or
the principle that "iie who hath, 70
him shall be given
Ruth Dryden wills her undisputed
ability Of appearing TO be a very busy
girl 20 Margaret Warren land this
is not on the principle that "Them
that has gets"D.
To Carmine Leo. Domnick Bove
wills his basketball wisdom and know
ledge OF other sundry topics, inelud-
ing women.
To Leo Marion. Donald Child wills
some Of the queer noises always at his
70 be used exclusively In
some history class, in order that Miss
MeGillicuddy may not feel lonesome.
Tessie Chilkott bestows her fiirta-
tious manners upon her already pro-
ficient sister. We pause 20 utter a
word of warning 10 winsome Helen,
for her sister knows no limit.
Walter Davis leaves Broadway De
lano in sole possession of his perma-
nent wave also. he leaves a set Of gal
vanized curling irons 20 be used with
care in order 30 avoid burning the
scalp
To Ruth Hawkes., with a wish for
many happy returns Of the day, Eve
yn Day wills her compound interest
n "Swede" Anderson.
Frank Donovan and Red Green de-
ire 20 have their fleecy locks bestow-
ID upon some unsuccessful peroxide
blonde. (No names given).
To any needy person in distress
Lillian Fisher wills her transportation
70 out-of-town games; said needy per-
son will find il advantageous to prae-
ice riding in small space. and to be
we'll armed. or at least in good arms.
To Gus Wilson and Carolus Tour
Emma Hall and Mary Han
nifan will their joint ability TO appear
10 be listening to Rotations.
Jim Hall wishes 10 bestow his burly
physique upon Leonard Shepard, on
condition that he subdue no school
teachers
To Sarah Andert, Madelyn Hough-
ton unwilifully wills her willful Wal
ter.
To Annie Mcdonnell, Aida Jette
wills her quietness. Said quietness
should be applied gently at first, for
sudden HhfftinC ~ axfrafaaa MIGHT