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Evening star., 1928-04-06
LITTLE BENNY
BY LEE PAPE.

Last mite ma sed to pop Willyum
this afternoon received q call from
Mr.. Flick, you know he has the dane
ing skool up on the Avenue and it
seems he's getting up new childrens
class and he wunted to know II we
would allow Benny TO join it. personly
I think 1t would be very good ideer,
If he ever expects to lern to be grace
I'LL there's no use putting of the evil
hour.
Aw q, who wunts TO be gracefll? !
sed. and pop sed, Everybody with enY
sents. do you wunt to keep on falling
over your own feet all a way through
life?
I don't fall over my own feet. ! sed.
and pop sed, Well you fall over mine,
that's Jest as bad. Do you realize ferst
met your mother at dance and II
hadent bin hewtiful dancer she never
would of married me, and do you real
ize wat that would of ment for you?
Wat? sed. and pop sed. II would of
ment that you wouldent of had me for
father. and I can imagine no verse
misfortune befalling eny child. Let
me paint site pickture of wat will
happen Ii you allow yourself to grow
up with no ideer of how to accompany
an orkester with your feet. You will
enter a gleeming ballroom crowded
with handsome strong men and bewtiful
fragile wimmtn. You viii be introduced
to the loveliest one of them all, viii
lowly blond with china blue eyes and
mother of perl dimpies You viii wunt
TO marry her immeeditiy and she will
be favorbly impressed with you but
she wunts to wait TO see how YOU
dance. The music strikes up and the
gorgeous creeture casts down her mar
velliss eyes and waits for you to ask
her To dance. But you meerly squerm
around and put your big hands in your
pockits and wish you could put your
big feet there. too, and another man,
rather ugly but divine dancer. the
man she viii eventually marry, comes
up and WATTS her away. and ware are
you? No ware, pop sed.
Wen @ WIZ. pop, 1t couldent happin
because wouldent even go in the BALL
room, sed.
Yee gods, do your homework, pop
sed.
Wich did.
Evening star., 1928-04-06
That Spring Song.

I fear that never In this world will
the Spring come when some fuzzy wish
bone prophet doesn't remind us of the
danger of going out without our heavy
underwear on. There's no doubt in my
mind about the cause of my tired feel
ing: it is that perennial Spring song.
Here is a 1923 Spring editorial effusion.
entitled Figures Brand March as Most
Dangerous Month";" and the substance
of the editorial warning is that
Peril lies especially in the occasional
sunny blandness which tempts the un-
wary to venture forth in habiliments
appropriate to settled Spring . &.
Pneumonia and heavy colds then easily
find their victims. :. There is
popular impression that germs and
microbes delight to lurk under the edges
Of smudgy snowbanks. :. and
with all respect here for DR.. Brady re-
suits seem to bear out this belief"
| Had my editorial friend called upon
me paragraph earlier, I might have
suggested that while he was at 1t he
ought to plant few more things under
| the edges of the smudgy snowbanks.
| Why stop at just germs and microbes?
/ We still have bacteria, micro o-organisms,
| bacilli. cocci and the like, most of them
| at the moment unengaged and doubt
| less willing to get under smudgy snow
| bank If it will help the editorial fancy
out of predicament.
| But what has DR.. Brady to do with a
| question of fact? Either disease germs
| lurk or they do not lurk. AS to that /
| can assure my editorial friend that he
| is as muddled as he is muffied. Disease
germs have never been caught lurking
! anywhere, least Of all in or under snow
| banks
| But that is question aside. I should
have let it pass only that my editorial
friend dragged my name into it, and
| that gives me the right, as 1t imposes
upon me the duty. to join in the laugh
| that. hope, our readers will get out OF
the episode. Though maybe it is ego
| tistic to think our readers know any
thing about it, highbrows won't see
| this item, and lowbrows probably didn't
see my name in the editorial article.
In this rendition of the stale old
Spring song my editorial friend started
out to talk about the perils Of exposure
to cold and damp. and then suddenly
bethought him Of germs and microbes
That was unfortunate. He could have
built I'D a better case without a wore
about germs. If exposure to cold OF
dampness has any i'll effect, certainly
Evening star., 1928-04-06
DIET AND HEALTH
BY LULU HUNT PETERS, NJ. D.

be about 20 per cent higher than at the
beginning of pregnancy.
Around Is pounds gain in weight is
ali that the expectant mother should
allow herself during her pregnancy.
More than this must be avoided, for the
unbalanced diet which results in too
much fat may cause grave disturbances.
1t mustn't be forgotten that both
the mother and the baby are going
to be harmed If the mothers diet is
lacking in mineral elements. vitamins,
protein and sufficient energy foods.
You see. that covers the whole range
of diet IN general, three to four
glasses "a milk should be taken daily,
for milk is especially rich in calcium
the mineral so necessary for the de-
velopment of the bones and teeth, and
1t has a high content of biologically
complete protein. It is relatively low
in iron, but this can be made up by
eggs and green vegetables and fruit.
The milk need not all be taken in
the form OF milk itself, but in modi-
fed forms-cheese. custards. cocoa,
buttermilk. etc. II is usually better
Evening star., 1928-04-06
Creamed Asparagus on Toast.

Melt three tableSpoonfuls OF butter
add one tablespoonful OF shredded
green pepper and q teaspoonful oi
minced onion. Cover and cook slowly
for i've minutes. Be careful that the
mixture does not brown. Then stir In
three tablespoonfu's Of flour and when
well blended add one and one-haH cup
fuis Of milk. Cook until the mixture IL
thickened and smooth and season "a
taste with salt, pepper and paprika
Drain q can OF large asparagus tips
Put them carefully into the sauce
cover and let heat for Ave minutes
Then place on toast. Garnish with
strips OF pimiento or sprinkle with
paprika. Serve very hot.
Evening star., 1928-04-06
THE DAILY
HOROSCOPE
Saturday, April z.

Menacing stars rule today. according
to aStrology, which finds the aspects
threatening to many human activities.
There Is an especially unfavorable
aspect for those who would indulge
in romance, for they may expect Short
lived love.
This is not q lucky wedding day. since
1t presages many Quarrels and general
lack OF sympathy.
This Is read as an unlucky day for
beginning an ocean voyage, for it may
bring friends that were better un-
known.
While the planetary government may
incline both men and women toward
Irritation. 1t is unlikely to promote
marriage.
II the prophets are to be believed.
there will be many hasty marriages
before the end Of the Summer.
Interest in dress will be strong as
the Summer advances, for fashions that
have q serious significance will gain
favor.
The reactionary spirit. so long fore
told. will be strongly revealed before
Autumn, when women will gain power
through return TO the cultivation OF
distinctly feminine charm.
The Summer Is to be marked by
increased interest in sports and new
contenders for honors will gain repu-
tationS.
Beauty culture is to continue with
unabated zeal. it is forecast, but arti-
nee is to so out of fashion, 1t is FORE
told.
A race of extraordinary physical
strength and grace is now in process
Of development. according to the seers.
In the colleges are geniuses of va
ried gifts. 1t is foreseen. who will
achieve supreme discoveries.
Persons whose birth date it is have
the ausury of many social triumphs,
including numerous love affairs.
Children born on this day probably
will enjoy many gifts Of mind and
possess much charm, but they may be
inclined to pleasure.
tCopyriEht 1887
Evening star., 1928-04-06
Chatting With Dressmakers
BY LYDIA LIE BARON WALKER,

at is surprising the intimate things
U-ornea tell me while they are having
their dresses fitted," modiSte told me
lately The moment woman removes
her hlouse or her hat" said mnllner'
ssf1e seems 10 feel a barrier OF reserve
lei down and begins to tell details OF
family life, what is going on III the
society she goes in, etc, etc,
srf these women only realized" she
continued. that it hinderS the work
end takes my mind of the httinS or
fhe ARRANGEMENT OF the trimming, I'm
s,,re they would not chatter all the
f;n1e Bilt they don't. They tell me
that their children have TO take lunches
"a school every day and that 1t is such
a bother to have to put them up. Or
they tell me how hurriedly their nus
bands have to eat breakfast TO eaten
the train to the city. Many women tell
me how careful they have to be not TO
mention money matters before dinner Is
eaten. though they usually assure me
their husbands are all right If they are
tsetful. Oh. they tell me all sorts OF
intimate things.
Il sometimes think I shall so dis
tracted." said the artistic but also prac-
tical. little modiSte. IF listen, I'm
likely to put a pin in the wrong place;
and If don't listen, my customers are
Gnn0yed.
1T is such a relief to so TO some
homes where the women respect my
time and really appreciate that it takes
some brains 10 design dresses or even
TO suit patterns 10 figures, have
exactly three such households on my
list. and love TO so 10 these places. /
can get 50 much accomplished without
getting tired out. II is because I know
some Of the women are tryinS To enter
tain me and help pass the time OF day
pleasantly. or because the women are
nervous and take il out in talk, that /
try 50 hard not to be impatient or 70
show that I'm bothered.
1T is when the women Getain me
sfter my work is finished for the day
and ask advice or try 10 plan dresses
for the next day that I am most an
moved. They are using up my time
without expecting to pay for 1t. know
they would be amazed II were 10 sug-
gest that they paw for these of hours or
parts Of hours, though have feeling
they think they are getting something
for nothing in what they consider
spare time
Really don't care whether or not
the chil0ren'S lunches are a bother or
Il breakfasts are eaten hurriedly or
whatever the problems are that the
women talk to me about. That's their
bother Why pass it along 10 me? I
have troubles of my own and one of
them is 10 make every woman that I
make dresses for look stylish and pretty
In RS becoming things as / can make.
That's my problem. It's something Of
Evening star., 1928-04-06
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY WILLIAM BRADY, M. d.

germs have nothing to do with IT, Why
go poking around under smudgy snow
banks In quest Of purely hypothetical
germs TO bolster up quaint myth?
Oh, girls. please tell this grumpy edi-
tor friend of mine that you feel quite
comfy, thank you, with ever so little on,
whether the weather is balmy or not
And remind him that your almost naked
sex suffers less from pneumonia and
such things than the much too mufied
and coddled sex does the year around.
At the next annual meeting Of the
American Editorial Association I'm 60
ing to try and read paper advocating
change in the tempo Of the Spring
song. The old ditty is pretty thread
bare and needs refurbishing. am not
a song writer, but the thought I would
have in the modern version Is that the
germs that lurk in the snowbanks. ira
la. are not worth worrying about, or
something to that effect.
ICouvrlxht 1879
Evening star., 1928-04-06

IT IS SURPRISING WHAT THE
USUALLY RESERVED WOMAN
WILL TELL TO HER MODISTE
OR HAIR DRESSER.
a job sometimes" sighed the little
woman.
AS il is the season when dreSSmaking
is being done in most homes. it occurred
to me that it might not be amiss TO
repeat 10 you what the dresSmaker said
to me-and this is not just tale. The
conversation actually occurred.
Evening star., 1928-04-06
Huckleberry Dumping.

Put two cupfuls OF canned huckie-
berries, one cup Of water with one-
quarter Of cupfui Of sugar In a sauce
pan and heat slowly to the boiling
point. Mix one cupful OF -four with
one-half teaspoonfui Of salt. two tea
spoonfuls Of baking powder and D
tablespoonful Of sugar. Rub in one
tablespoonful Of butter. Then add one
well beaten egg and about one-third
cQpful Of milk or enough 10 make a
thick drop batter Drop the batter
from teaspoon into the boiling huckie-
berries. Cover the pan and boil slowly
for 10 minutes. Serve hot with hard
sauce. Any canned fruit may be sub
stituted for the hnckleberFies.
Evening star., 1928-04-06

for the mother to have a moderate
amount of meat, fish. or eggs to sup
plement the protein of the milk and
other foods, because, as have told you,
there is need for relatively higher
increase in protein than the other foods.
It is exceedingly important that the
child. from the very inception of its
life, be properly nourished; and its
proper nourishment depends upon the
proper nourishment of the mother.
Alcohol and Pregnancy.
Alcohol in any form should not be
taken during pregnancy not only be-
cause OF the increase in the danger
of contracting the habit. but because
It may have bad effect on the baby.
Even in biblical times the evil ef-
fects of alcohol on the unborn babe
YVES recognized. Now therefore, be-
ware. I pray thee, and drink no wine
nor strong drink. and eat not any un-
clean thing" (Judges xiii4l, was the
adnonition given by the Angel OF Je-
! hovah to the woman who was TO give
/ birth to Samson.
Evening star., 1928-04-06

Down.
/. Part Of . branch.
2. Exclamation.
3. Compass point.
T. Himself.
5. Impetuous dash.
6. Nonnad.
Z. International language.
g. Thus
0. A bone.
TO- Pertaining 10 the ear.
IA. Island In the Mediterranean.
Is. Tiny particle.
IS. One who Is In debt.
1S. Sound In the chest.
| Ie Melody.
20. caledonians.
| Is. Letter s.
81. Opposed 10.
! "a. Crafts
| 30. Winged mammal.
| "a. Wind Of the Adriatic.
35 Hypothetical force.
| 81 Correct.
( &c. Assistant.
| 80. Part OF a play.
| 40. American poet.
/ z3. Meadow.
| A. Conducted. -
| &C. Con junction @sN
1 "a. Collegiate degree (abbT.1. xx
/ 4s. Sorrow.
! 20. Comparative SUNK.
fCoDyfiEht 1S2s.D
Evening star., 1928-04-06

tCouyrlrht. 1873 ,
Evening star., 1928-04-06

Emigration from the irish Free State
last year totaled 2004i. which is nearly
1000 more than in the previous IL
months.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06

and bootlegging, bid the town a
Merry Christmas and good bye,
new address not known. His little
children begged that papa be re-
leased from Jail long enough to
buy them some Christmas pres
ents, and Chris declared that he
would be very grateful for the
privilege and would sure report to
the jailer. The last time Chris
was arrested it was on a charge
of sticking up for Germany and
the time before that the charge
was wife beating. 1t is surely too
bad to lose any of our citizens"
Hoover made announcement
that each person was limited to
8 pounds of sugar a month.
Three knitting machines had
been purchased by the state to
be operated by the convicts at the
state prison for knitting socks and
sweaters for the soldiers.
W. J. Butter, state veterinarian,
was advocating the use of range
horses to supply meat. He SAID
that the day of usefulness of the
light weight horse was past and
that the range horse was becom-
ing a liability rather than an
asset.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06
BY PHILIP MARTIN

lust how many times must You
y eliminate one of these foreign
guys to have him stay eliminated?
It's Danny Dunn speaking, MAX
ing vehement protest over the fact
that New York promoters are try
ing to entice him into matching
Johnny Risko, his rubber man, with
Pauline Uzcudum again.
And why must Risko fight PAUL.
no again when Risko trimmed him
for plenty not so many weeks ago?
Well, it would be a good tight,
and would draw well, say the pro-
moters. So would a fight between
Risko and Dempsey. echoes back
Dunn, and that is what he wants
for his Cleveland heavyweight.
That's the bird Dunn wants to
get in the ring for Risko. JACK
Dempsey would be just the step
p%ing-stone for a crack at 1ehe
Tunney.
But Tex Richard and his asso-
eiates say Pauline again for Rlsko
and that may mean another
Paulino-Risko battle, Danny Dunn
to the contrary.
AT the same time We hear that
II the board of managers VINO
are handling the big Basque are
going to take him on an invasion
of the provinces in an effort TO
compile a record of knockouts sim
liar to the one garnered by Luis
Firpo prior to his setto with
Dempsey. .
If the compilation OF a string OF
kayoes is the aim of the managers
we can't, even with lots OF imagl-
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06

Democracy is a form of govern
ment under which the fellow WIN
the market on the corner some day
may have a corner on the market.
One of the advantages OF riding
In an airplane Is that nothing on
earth can happen to you.
Don't pay too much attention TO
the bird in the clock. 1t is a little
cuckoo.
The truth hurts, and so would
you if you had been treated IKE 1t
has.
.
Nature knows best. Suppose Paul
Revere had been the Prince OF
Walesi
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06
BY PHILIP MARTIN

ONE must credit Phil Ball, own
er of the St. Louis Browns
with being a nan of his word.
Last season, when the Browns
were foundering aroung trying to
win at least n ball game a week
the pay-off man OF the Browns in
Dictated that practically every
player on his club would be sold
OIL traded ~ the next season
came around. In fact, just any
player could be had for the ask
ing, it was reported.
Now, with the baseball talk
holding much Importance on the
sports page of the day. MI. Ball
is living up to his word.
He started off by sending Ernie
Wingard to the American Associa-
ton, and at the same time shooed
away a couple other players.
Then he snapped Elan Van Gill
der and Harry Rice to the Tigers
for Heinie Manush and Lu Blue.
Not a bad deal at that for him,
when you think of it, for it looked
10 most of the boys as if he was
trading one good outielder for
two good players.
With Blue on his payroll, Ball
sold George Sisler to Washington
Tor a sum surprising because of
It's smallness.
And that wasn't all Mr.. Ball
had up his sleeve at the time. He
was said to have several other
aeals cooked up, and. as a result.
sne is forced to repeat that he
must be a man OF honesty in his
statements to the public.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06
Ten Years Ago
From the Files Of The Herald Of
December 20, 1917

About 20 head of Shorthorn cat
tie belonging to Hank Cusker OF
the Southside broke through the
river ice. Some were carried away
by the current and others were
dragged out of the water in such
a chilled condition that 1t was
necessary to slaughter them. me
loss was estimated at about $2O00.
George Hall of the Prairie BLK
country and Miss Eva T. Wheeler
were married on December IL.
Miss Elsie Hagen and Harry A.
Schoening were married on Dec
ember 10 at the home OF Mrs.
Frank Kenny by the Rev. Alfred
Hendrickson. Both young people
were guests of honor at various
parties given by their friends be-
fore the marriage.
The theft of small articles rom
a store, among them two aluap
rings, created quite a stir IN the
city. One of the rings was re-
covered, but the other was not.
Holiday trade was brisk.
Kirt Kellogg, Glen Neil and Mar
ms Peterson had just returned
from Plentywood where they were
witnesses in a trial. The defend
ant was charged with horse steal-
ing.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06

| AT last, we have a light heavy
weight champion recognized
by all the powers-that-be in the
person of smiling TomG~ Tough
ran, OF Philadelphia.
| When Loughran, who was ac-
claimed champion of the division
by the New York Boxing Commits
sion. earned the decision over
Jimmy Slattery, Buffalo youth
who was styled champion by the
National Boxing Association. it
gave him a clear claim to the title.
This should be good news to
the boxing public as one of the
things fans object to rather siren
uously is having old Joe Siwash
recognized in one state and dumb
Hans Hansen recognized in the
other. They like to have a cham
pion be champion wherever he Is.
ONE of the most drastic changes
y in athletic policies ever made
was announced by Syracuse Off
Gals a few days ago when they
dropped eight minor sports into
the discard and said tSams in
those sports would no }.nger fill
This change abolished boxing,
golf, hockey, rife, tennis, wrest-
ling, soccer and fencing and leaves
only football, baseball, track,
crew, basketball and cross-coun-
try as major sports. with swim
ming q minor sport.
The changes at Syracuse is one
sure to cause a lot of deep think
ing, and perhaps some action,
other schools.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06

nation, understand their apparent
interest in a match with George
Godfrey in Los Angeles in January
Godfrey is a conner He has been
taking a lot of palookas of whom
you've probably eve heard. He
beat Jim Maloney. He'll fight any
of 'em. He is just the sort of a
guy that one ought to avoid when
seeking to pile up a lot of nice
victories.
OF course, Pauline slapped Harry
Wills down when none of the other
Tunney c~hallengers would meet
Wills. and he may get by with God
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06

straw to John Aam's during this
cold weather.
Dalton Brown ate Christmas
dinner at the Penrose home.
Leslie Busse rode to the Prairie
Elk store Saturday afternoon and
on his way home, stopped at the
Parsley home where he spent the
afternoon and evening.
Lillian Amundson is also spend
ing her vacation at her home on
Rock Creek.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06
IN THE WORLD OF SPORT
DANNY OHM WALLS FOR CRACK AT DEMPSEY FOR HIS RUBBER MAN-BG
BASQUE AFTER MORE KAYOES

frey very easily. But he's taking
a terrible chance.
nESPITE what the experts r
- saying, we have a bunch that
George Moriarty does not think he
got so very much the ors of the
deal that sent Lu Blue and Heinie
Manush away from Detroit to the
St. Louis Browns for Pitcher Elan
Van Glider, Outfielder Harry Rice
and Infielder Chick Galloway. AS
it is now, he is strong in three de-
partments where he was weak last
year-a good throwing outfielder
in Rice, a good relief pitcher, per-
haps, in Van Glider, and a capable
reserve inielder in Galloway. Sure,
he's satisfied.
> + =
TN a recent discussion of the
L Army-Navy break we note that
Sprague played three years at TeX-
as, Hammack IL year at V. P. l.,
Nave two years at Ames, eagle
four years at Southwestern Louisi-
ana, Wilson three years at Penn
State, Murrell n year at Mime
sofa and Saunders three years az
South Dakota. And yet some PEG
pie wonder why the Navy wants to
change the eligibility rules.
= Il +
TESS SWEETSER will participate
y in the big tournaments Of the
1928 golf season. The Siwanoy
star and former British amateur
champion recently announced he
now felt recuperated thorouz'.'y
from the illness that kept liz. out
Of play in the large tournaments
last year and that he expects to BE-
among those entered in t. una.
teur championship, the Walker
Cup matches and several other i'm.
portant tournaments.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-01-06
Shade Creek

e y u u u u u u u % % q u
Mrs. Elsie M. Brown finished
her eight-month term of school at
Highland Friday, Dec. % and will
return home Christmas day.
Robert Adams and nephew Irwin
Frounfelter left Friday for N. d..
to spend the holidays at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Willis Frounfelter.
Anna Parsley, Dalton, Marian
and Lola Brown came home for
the Christmas vacation. Their va
cation will last from Friday, Dec.
% until Monday, Jan. q.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wrily Adams and
daughter Jane, spent Sunday even
ing at the Brown home.
Mrs. John Aam made a business
trip to Williston, N. d. on Tues
day.
Wrily Adams is busy hauling