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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-06-23
A POINTER On TRAVEL

The college commandments Of 1928 are history now
and the blue waters o. the Atlantic darkened (thats
the expression isn't IT'D by fleets Of liners carrying
students and graduates Europe tourist third cabir
and otherwise
The college man who has few hundred dollars tc
spare feels his education is not complete if he does no,
spend summer in Europe. This is especially the
case il he plans to devote his life one of the arts
such as painting writing In this latter case in
deed if his funds permit he is apt to stretch his stay
IN Europe to year or Europe, it is felt can
teach budding author writer so much more than
crude. American can.
Possibly it's true. But it seems like vast delusion
If some wealthy wanted to perform a service
to American arts and letters he could not do better
than go about among the colleges and elsewhere and
collecting all the aspiring artists and writer's he could
find. take them summers tour of such American
cities as Pittsburgh, Detroit, Chicago and Birmingham
Or better yet he could take them to such places and
let them get Jobs in the shops and factories of those
cities 1t is humby suggested that that would prove
infinitely better training for painter writer than
twice the time spent in Paris and Rome
This country is fairly crying for interpreter. It
is vast busy, sprawing confused Its factories backcn
the cities with smoke, its railroads make the cities
entrances ugly with noise and turmoil and the houses
Of t. people who work in the factories and railroads
cover the countryside with suburbs and towns often
unlovely and depressing.
There is not the quiet beauty of Europe here; not
Europes peace and finished order. But there is some
thing far more important; limtess lusy life, ire
pressble vitality, unrvaled energy And it is essential
that the men who to interpret the soul of America
the artists and painters for instance-get the feel
Of that energetic life. 1t is tremendously significant
There is no particular basis for comparing Euro
pean gem such as Rheims cathedral with the great
panorama Of Pttsburghs steel mills at night. They
are aestheticay arresting in different ways. What
should be borne in mind is that the former is some
thing that be rooted in our SOIL 1t is some
thing we must always go abroad to see and enjoy.
The latter is our own. Its appalling sweep and power
native, the sort of thing produce spontaneously
Rheims cathedral may express the soul Of Europe; it
does not express the soul of America we'll
as the steel mill panorama does.
What is needed is interpretive study Of the Ameri-
can scene. Our artists and thinkers must soak in it
until they have caught its meaning. Then they can
produce something that is original and first grade
and not imitation.
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lishcd minimum wage Of IS day there were plenty
Of people who knew it impossible to run bust
ness that way.
But the challenge to accomplish the impossible is
not something that has 70 do solely with the material
world is equally pressing in the realm Of the spirit
more pressing there, in fact than anywhere else
OF all the problems confronting the world moth.
ing much greater than the problem Of warfare In
the old days. when vars conducted by relatively
small armies, war was not a major matter neces-
sarIy Now, however, affects everyone. The last
war very nearly bankrupted European civilization. It
left the victors little better off than the vanqushed
Airplancs, submarines poison gas modern explosives
have widenet wars scope tremendously. If another
war comes. involving as many nations the last it
is quite possible that the entire world would be plunged
back into the dark ages.
1t is up to the world to find some way of avoiding
wars. But every time that is suggested someone is
sure to say: "Oh you cant do that You can't
change human nature"
YET that is precisely what must be done It is one
OF the impossbiities that this generation must accom-
plsh Humn nature, Of course, be changed it has
been changed vastly in the last few centuries Com.
pare the ways and customs Of medieval Europe with
our own. if you don't believe it; it was human nat.
ure' to do great many things. in those days, which
no sane man would think of doing now
We must do it. The worlds future will BE pretty
dark if we fail.
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Editorial Comment
LOOKING AHEAD
(St. Paul Dispatch)


Senator Gerald P. Nye talks common sense when
he that third party talk beside the point Agr
culture must look to results It must take stock Of
the possibilities for advancement It vii, do no good
leave the ranks if the final effect is only to waste
energy of the movement futile hope.
Farmers are disappointed that their point of view
was not fully realized at Kansas City They hope
that the Democrats at Houson will include straight
forward plank farm legislation which goes directly
to the roots of the agrarian problem But the phoso-
ply Of rule or ruin" has long since been abandoned
The agricultural population is prepared seek its
advantage and it will pursue the detectives of rural
equality by pecemea if that is necessary to progress
Agricultural justice is -ause which will not be
sldetracked by one defeat by two thre sebacks
It will triumph finally and fororn hope will
not be supported by the rank and file who look the
coming years with the assurance that party pledges
from all political circumstances Of the next four years
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OUR KIDNEYS

There are many poisonous sub
stances in the body tina. would cause
death If they were allowed to ac-
cumulate. Some of these are poisons
that have gained entry from the
outside, but many are actually
created by the normal body pro-
cesses. Without Organs for the
purpose of eliminating these poisons
or toxins, our lives would be snuffed
out within a very short time. We
have several of these protective or
gans which separate and eliminate
the poisons from the blood and It's
sues. You have all heard Of the
kidneys and know something Of
their function, but I thought you
would like an article explaining in
simple language more about them.
The kidneys are two bean-shaped
organs fastened to the back wall of
abdominal cavity, on either side of
the spinal column, just in front of
the lowest ribs. They are imbedded
in fatty tissue, and held in place
by ligaments. Their function is to
filter out waste and surplus ma
terial from the blood and yet retain
the good food substances. The most
common excretion is composed prin-
cipally by urea, uric acid, oxalic
acid, indicar and water. They may
sometime excrete sugar and albumen
which, if persistent, is an indication
Of some serious disease.
These organs are composed chiefly
of an enormous number of finely
winding tubules which originate in
little sacs through which flows a
small convoluted blood capillary.
The waste from the blood flowing
through this little capillary escapes
through its walls, and then through
the inner walls of the sac, into the
tGbule and then all of these join to-
gether into a ureter which goes to
the bladder. Drop by drop this
waste is being continually separated
from the blood by these millions Of
tabules.
When the kidneys are being con-
tinuously overworked, they may be-
come weakened. and susceptible to
disease. The kidneys should ex-
crete about littl, over three pints
daily for an adult, but this range
varies greatly with the amount of
liquid consumed. The principal
work of the kidneys is to eliminate
protein waste products.
There are a number Of diseases Of
the kidneys, but the three you hear
of most freOuentlva are: inflammation
Of the kidneys, when they discharge
albumcn in the urine, also called ne
phritis and Bright's disease; stones
in the kidney, when some of the
products which are excreted become
hardened; floating kidney, when it
becomes loosened from its mornings
and saunters around through alb
dominal regions where i. has no
business. ! have prepared articles
on all of these diseases, and l will
be very glad 20 mail them to any
Of my readers who will send me a
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and it seems that when women bring
men with them to help select their
clothes, the men nearly ALWAYS
choose what the blonde is wearing
quite regardless Of what it hap
pens to be.
There are only these three man.
nequins besides ourselves, and thew
seem to be very attractive girls. We
take the places of two others who
recently left--one to 60 into the
Follies, and the other to marry a
millionaire. We have struck the
land Of opportunity.
Work is really good for my con-
stitution. ! think I'm sold on it.
With fondest love,
MARYE.
NEXT: Nom approves.
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IN NEW YORK

New York, June 23.-Manhattan
has q skyscraper speakeasy that
perches % stories above the street
in the Wall Street belt.
The frosted glass door carries a
dignified firm name. One enters
what appears to be a typical office
space of the big money lane. A
stenographer sits at her desk, either
reading the most recent issue of q
confessions magazine or pretending
to peck at her typewriter. A clerk
is scanning the morning paper. The
usual rail fences in . row of desks
and typewriters. At the far end of
the little entrance room is an inn
posing looking door branded with
the words president"
Here in those sad days when the
market drops five to ten points the
brokers, clerks and operators come
to renew their waning courage.
Here, when the market rides high.
wide and handsome the same assort-
ment Of financial belt figures as
semble to celebrate.
The stenographer is. Of course,
the spotter. II a stranger ap-
proaches, she halts him at the desk.
If he argues "he knows Joe Blivis"
and wants to get i'm she merely
presses . buzzer and suggests that
he wait Ito see the president.
Then she goes busily about her typ
ing.
Out from the door marked "pres-
ident" steps . stout gentleman who
either recognises or fails to recog-
nize the caller. If any doubt exists,
he informs the thirsty one that he
must be mistaken and r. tires
through the presidential door.
just beyond this sanctum-like en-
trance q large bar runs full blast
from morn till well into the evening.
! have just discovered what be-
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POLITICAL NEWSPAPERS"
New York TimeS)

\INeW 1OTk lmeS)
The simple faith of American politicians that putting
into journalism has again been revealed in the senate
investigation 1t testified by the paphetecr who
conducts Washington weekly called Politics that the
publication has subscription of 100 but prints from
1000 to 10000 copies which otherwise distributed
The natural oss-in this instance of about $500 week
lis all cheerfuy met by the publisher Mr. Hale
formerly connected with the prohibition enforcement
service in New York.
Politics is dedicated to the defeat Of Mr. Hoover for
arguments against and attacks upon him. It's editor
does not regard Mr.. Hoover either "good Ameri-
cam or good republican; neither does the financial
hacker, Mr. Hale. In some states where there was
campaign against the secretary of creduous
politicians bought thousands of copies of this PAM
phlet which could not circulate its own merits and
threw them into the fray. Being printed, and made
up in newspaper form, Politics to them TIL .rcfore
newspaper, to re read with conviction and awe.
Thus is demonstrated again paradox in our public
life The first thrg politician who is criticized by
newspaper does TO announce that newspapers have
no influence anyhow. The next thing he does since
even real newspapers friendly to him, decline to be
made into personal trgans) is t. publish 0. purchase
shoddy imitation It the real thing He does not
seem to realize that of labor and reputation
Tor the UNFOLDING OF certain principles 60 into real
newspaper; that the very fact tina printed product
has to be subsidized proves it's neffectualress that
does not make up for the lack of subscribers. Yet
many communities. in nearly every campaign. behold
again this evidence Of the guleessness of American
politicians. These moths Of pers ,al propaganda fut-
ter = Observation-Disclosures die against tha lirht
Of publicity. But all around them the true newspapers
live and are read year in and year out, by public
which distinctly knows the difference.
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comes of New York's wishbones!
The magnitude Of this discovery
may not at first dawn upon the
good folk who are accustomed to
turning this cherished portion of
fowl over to the children.
But It seems that the proprietor
OF one Of the many little
shoppes that line Manhattan streets
got the BRIGHT idea of trucking out
wishbones to resemble funny little
people. Faces would be panied on
them and tiny ribbons placed about
them; or on st. Patrick's Day they
would be adorned with green and
shamrock: or on Thanksgiving they
would be decorated for table favors.
Not long ago a small ad was
placed in a restaurant paper asking
cafes and hotels to save their odd
wishbones and sell them at so much
per thousand. At preesnt the con-
Germ is being swamped with some-
thing like $4,000 wishbones per
week.
Odds and ends rom cur notebook:
Mortimer Davis, the English tril-
lionaire who married Rosy Dolly,
goes about Broadway with young
army Of bodyguards. 49,. The guy
who is known as the professional
insulter" at the midnight additions,
which are quite the thing just now.
800. He tries to break up every
show with jeers. -. By the way,
whatever became of 1.-The hook" :?
80. The Shubert gents tell me
they'll have an Ethel Barrymore
theater next season. -. The Sum
day rush for Atlantic City. 49,.
Allan Dinehart, the theater man,
raises Shetland ronies as a hobby.
..... They tell me that a Broadway
gent who married a chorin. insisted
on going to the golf links with him
because she thought Styme and
Birdie were q couple Of other girls.
GILBERT SWAN.
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DR.. Mccoy Suggests
Menus For q Week

DR.. McCoy's menus sugeested for
the week beginning Sunday, June
sunday
Breakfast-French Omelet. crisp
bacon, Melba toast, stewed apricots.
Lunch-Buttered beets. cooked
cucumbers. shredded lettuce.
Dinner-Roast pork, cooked okra.
baked egg plant, raw celery, ripe
owes, Jello or jell-well (no creamy.
Monday
breakfast-Coddled eggs, whole
wheat mullins, 5 stewed prunes.
Lunch-Cantaloupe q desired.
Dlnner-Broiled steak. string
oeans, summer squash, head lettuce,
baked pears.
Breakfast-Crisp waffle with
maple syrup. 2 or 3 strips Of well
cooked bacon.
celery. -"
Dinner-Baked sea bass, aspara-
gus, mushrooms en- casserole, salad
OF raw cabbage, stewed apricots.
Wednesday
Breakfast-Eggs poached in milk
on melba toast, stewed raisins.
Lunch--As much ~ desired Of
any one kind Of fresh acid fruit, such
as apricots, cherries, plums or to-
matoes.
Dinner-Mutton chops, cooked
carrots and peas, string bean salad,
pineapple sponge.
Thursdsy
Breakfast-French omelet. melba
toast, pear sauce.
Lunch-Generous dish Of iunket.
Dinner-Ve. etable SCUM. roast
beef, zucchini, Mccoy salad (lettuce.
tomatoes. cucumbers). prune whip.
Friday
Breakfast - One coddled exr,
wholewheat mullins, stewei figs.
Lunch-Raw apples O. desired.
Dinner-Minced fish in cucumber
jelly, cooked tomatoes, string beans,
celery and toasted nut salad, apple
sauce.
Saturday
Breakfast-Dish Of berries. with
milk or cream (no sugar..
Lunch-Corn on cob. cooked
greens, salad Of shredded lettuce.
Dinner Salisbury steak. spinach,
stuffed celery, jello or jell-well with
cream.
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Dearest Nom:

Dearest Nom:
Here beginneth chapter one in the
life of your favorite working rirl,
After a day Of service, l am the
same sweet child l was, and ap-
parently my job is still good for
at least one more day.
Really, Jane and l got a big
wallop out of the days toll. Had
we been asked to jab q time clock
when We started-promptly at nine
neither Of US would have been
surprised.
But such was not the case. A
maid admitted us to a dressing
room, where another one-with q
French accent that was so delightful
that | decided to parlez French if
it took my last brain cell-looked
US over and was quite ready to give
us manicure, wave, or take any
little stitches we might require.
We were all baited for bear, how
ever, and had attended to everything
before we arrived. I noticed she
did quite great deal of beautify-
ing to some of the other models,
who had apparently left home in 4
hurry.
She decided that I am best in
tailored or sports frocks, and that
my goal should be q distinguished
simplicity. So she advised me not
to curl my hair, or wear much
makeup-and not to take on
pound, no matter how tempted l
might feel to indulge myself at
times.
Jane stacked up on the other side.
She appears to be an exotic type,
who can wear bizarre styles and
complicated costumes. It seems she
has a certain dramatic quality,
which I lack.
She is to wear her hair pulled
back, q Ia Russo, and to have it very
sleeky brushed and coiled at the
nape Of her neck. She can be as
lavish with her lipstick as she will.
Two of the mannequins here are
blondes, and there is . redhead l
think is marvellous. It seems
blondes are the most desirable for
mannequins, for several reasons.
First they look 50 well in white,
pastels, and the delicate colors. Also
they are natural magnets to men,
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THE IMPOSSIBLE THINGS

The impossible things the things that need to
b done. So says the Rev. Henry H. Tweedy Of Yale
University in address to the graduating class Of
Lake Erie College for women
The rise Of civilization, the speaker points out. is
The story Of mans increasing accomplishment Of the
impossible For most impossibilities are only imag-
mary; they seem impossible, and accept them rs
such, until some very energetic skeptca comes
along and does them.
There are great many obvious illustrations When
Morse experimenting with telegraph there doubt
less many friends to tell him the thing i'm
possibb. While the Wright brothers were making
feir first flight, distinguished Washington scientist
Nss proving, mathsmaticaly, that flight in heavier
thon-air machins WAS impossible. When Ford sstab-
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BARBS

A couple Of weeks after a man
10 nominated % candidate for the
presidency. he is notified of the
honor. You'd think he'd almost
find it out for himself in that time.
News from the political conven-
tions has found quite a ready in
terest among women. It's nice to
know what the politically minded
women are wearing.
What this country needs is a con-
test to see how long everybody can
refrain from long distance contests.
President Coolidge sent a tele-
gram to Herbert Hoover the other
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day telling him he had been NOM
mated for 1.-The most important
position in the world" Cal must
take that job seriously.
One of the survivors in a recent
dance marathon in Chicago was in
Mr.. Pyle's race, too. Probably he
was just spending his vacation in
Chicago.
The novelist iona Gale was mar
ried the other day to William Breeze.
1t must have been quite a tempestu-
Gus affair.
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FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH
Augustana Synod

Cor. 7th st. and Ave. D
Rev. A. J. Malmquist, Pastor
$3.50 .. m. Sunday school. Bible
class and classes for all grades.
1880 q. m. Divine services in
Swedish sermon on the text for the
third Sunday after Trinity. Sub.
ject: "Jesus receivable sinners"
There will be no services in the
evening as the pastor, being a men,
Der OF the Ministerial association.
will partake with his churc''. in the
massmeeting at the auditorium.
2:3O p. m. The pastor will con.
duct the funeral service at Wilton
over Mr.. Carl j. Peterson. who
passed away at his home in Min
neapolis, June 10th.
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MeCABE METHODIST EPISCO.
PAL CHURCH

Walter E. Water, Pastor
Morning service at 1920.
Prelu6e-Romanza in G, Eversale,
Miss Ruth Rowley.
Anthem-"Angels Of Jesus"
Wildermere, choir.
Offertory-"Echoes Of Spring"
Friml, Miss Ruth Rowley.
Anthem-"Come. Holy Spirit"
Wildermere. choir.
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DR.. Mccoy will gladly answer
personal questions on health
and diet, addressed to him,
care Of the Tribune.
Enclose q stamped addressed
envelope for reply.
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FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST.
SCIENTIST
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Fourth Street and Ave. q B
n Ctnohn~- Mi~s.t>.

Z. n. STEPHENS, MIuIBtef
1890 The morning sermon will
be "Union with Christ"
IL noon. Sunday school, Fred Mil
Ter, superintendent.
ZOO Senior B. Y. p. U.
500 The members and friends Of
the church will attend the mass
meeting at the auditorium.
500 Prayer meeting Wednesday.
The Aid society meets at the home
Of Mrs. Fred Miller Thursday after
noon at 8 o'clock.
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large, elf-addressed, stamped en-
velope.
The kidneys are often injured
during acute illnesses or in the
course Of chronic diseases. Once
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Sermon-"The Promised Land"
Walter E. Water.
Postlude-'Marche Nuptiale,"
Came. Miss Ruth Rowley.
Noon-Sunday school.
Epworth League, z p. m.
Union service Of all Protestant
churches at city auditorium, 8 .. m.
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they are badly damaged, the condi-
ton is serious and the patient should
do everything in his power to avoid
doing more injury to them.
Alcohol is very hard on the kid
neys, as is turpentine, mercury, and
carbolic acid. Almost my condi-
ton where there is an extensive de-
struction of the skin, such as burns,
skin diseases, and accidents, is apt
to bring on an acute kidney dis.
order. This shows how the health
of one important eliminating organ
may affect the health Of another.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Question. B. v. G. asks: "What
causes SO much acid in my mouth
as to cause my teeth to be sore
under the edge Of the gums. Am
very constipated. What can I do
to remedy these conditions"
Answer: Improper diet is the
cause Of pyorrhea, trench mouth, or
any other similar disorder which
would make your teeth sore under
the gums. Go to a good dentist and
have your teeth treated and scaled.
At the same time, change your diet
and overcome constipation by taking
plenty of exercise, using more
greens, and following the menus
give every week in this column.
Question: Mother-of five writes:
Il wish you would please make some
suggestions for a lunch to be car
ried to work by young girl"
Answer: A pint of milk with any
one acid fruit makes a good lunch;
or, if you will provide her with q
thermos bottle, she can carry with
her any Of the cooked non starchy
vegetables which were prepared the
evening before and re-heated the
next morning. With these warm
vegetables include one or more of
the raw salad ones, such as celery,
lettuce, ETC., wrapped in 4 damp
cloth.
Question: r. ]. asks: evil YOU
please state the method Of diet treat
ment for overcoming the liquor
habit?"
Answer: A short fruit fast for
a few days will positively eliminate
any abnormal craving for liquor.
II one wishes to stop drinking alco-
holic intoxicants he will find it very
easy to control himself after the
cleansing effect of a fruit fast.
Question: John asks: "When
going in swimming how long should
one stay in the water!"
:. Answer: About twenty to thirty
five minutes.