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Darling Nom:

Darling Nom:
Please don't say anything to
Mother Meredith about making
Florence return home. We're hav-
ing the time of our lives and there
isn't anything to worry about be-
cause Florence realizes that Mi.
chello is no for any individual wom-
an. He belongs to the ladies en-
masse. But what if she did take
a little filler in romance? A girl
has to fall in love some time and
l think it would be marvellous for
her to have him in her memory
when she's married to some earn
est man whose greatest thrill in
life is making the nineteen holes in
par, or taking his boss to dinner.
You know what marriage does
to love! It's simply impossible to
be romantic with your husband.
He'd think you were silly or want
ed new dress. And gosh what
a shock it is to your esthetic feel
ings when the thriller you married
let's his face rest! Alan does it on
Sunday mornings occasionally.
Says constant shaving is painful.
Every time / see Alan with q
young beard l thing of Norman
he was always so beautifully shaw
en-. Of course i know that should
he marry, his wife will suffer, no
doubt, the same as ] do but at least
/ can always remember him with q
skin / loved to touch.
If Florence gets a crush on Mich
clio she'll be glad of it some day.
It's really the chance Of a lifetime
if she can interest him because he's
so different from other men. Think
Of the kick she'll get out Of telling
about "when I was mad over Mich
ello." And from what Florence said
Of the evening she spent with him
/ don't wonder.
She hardly knows what they ate;
her mind was off her food he was
SO fascinating. He has q South Sea
Islander servant and the food was
brought in just one thing at q time.
No bread or butter or water. She
thinks they had some kind of small
wild fowl. Even the vegetables came
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Editorial Comment
The Floundering of MIR. Fall
(Minneapolis Journal)

Albert B. Fall, admitting that his first story
about the hundred-thousand-dolla "loan" was
false, now tells another story, which Senator
Reed Smoot and former Senator Irvine Len
root swear is just as false.
Whether Fall covered up with the knowl-
edge or advice of somebody else, would seem to
be beside the point. That he did it because
Of the obvious Interpretation that would be put
on the knowledge that he received money in any
form from the beneficiary of the Elk Hills oil
transaction, is admitted, too.
1t is hard to see how Falls latest story helps
his case in the least. When he needed money
in large sums, he got it from the two men to
whom he had leased the oil reserve. That
might be just coincidence, albeit strange one
But both the 'loan" from Doheny and the "sale''
of an interest in his ranch to Sinclair were
cloaked in all the secrecy with which a yegg-
man normally shrouds a midnight visit to a
village bank. Something more than coinci-
dence there.
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DISORDERS OF METADOLISBl
The word "metabolism" simply
means tissue change, and IL the sum
Of all the physical and chemical
processes by which the living or.
ganized substances produce and
maintain.
The diseases Of metabolism can be
divided into three classes. In the
first one, there ID . perversion Of the
carbohydrate metabolism which ID
called diabetes. In the second. there
is a perversion Of fat metabolism,
called obesity. And in the third,
there is the perversion Of protein
metabolism, producing govt and
rheumatism. All Of the diseases Of
this group are intimately related to
one another, both chemically and
clinically. Each II characterized by
an inability on the part Of the or
ganism to convert sugar, fat, or al.
bumin in Z normal manner. There
is such IN intimate connection be-
tween the metabolic perversion in
these three groups that we often see
combinations Of diabetes and obesity
Of diabetes and rheumatism, or Of
rheumatism and obesity, or even all
three together.
In diabetes the first important
thing to do is increase the general
nutrition Of the patient; secondly, to
substitute protein as much as pos.
siblc for the carbohydrates, and then
to build up the patients strength SO
that metabolism in general will be-
come more perfect.
In obesity the essential thing to
do is to cut down on the quantity
of food. In this way the body will
be encouraged to use up its fat
reserve, and reduction of weight
is bound to be produced. Starches,
sugars, and fats should be reduced
to the minimum, and the patient
must be urged to use a plentiful
amount Of all the greens, both cooked
and raw, and q limited amount of
proteins, such as meat, fish, eggs,
fowl, etc. Exercise 1hould be in
creased, as this will assist metabol.
ism and, while hardening the mus
cular tissues, it will destroy many
of the fat cells.
Where perversion of metabolism
results in rheumatism, the first i'm
portant thing to do is to rid the sys-
tenn Of all the extra toxic material
which has accumulated, such as the
uric acid poisons, etc. This can
best be accomplished through taking
a strict fruit fast. The fast should
be continued q matter Of weeks
rather than of days If one expects
to entirely free himself Of the &C.
cumulated uric acid and inorganic
elements that have been precipitated
in certain parts Of the body. After
all soreness has left the tissues and
joints, the diet must then be re-
sumed very carefully, and only good
combinations Of foods used. One
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and "A accomplished linguist. She
speaks number Of languages, in
GLIDING Chinese. They were college
sweethearts and each is the only
one the other ever had.
a Regular Man
BY day, Secretary Hoover sits be.
hind . big, 1lat-topped, old-fash-
ioned desk 1t the Department Of
Commerce Building, putting on a
pipe that has seen batter days. By
night Mr.. Hoover entertains init
nnato friends ct his home The
lodges formal social events when.
ever he CAM or lies awake until
past midnight reading detective
otories.
George Akerson, Hoover's secre.
tory. reveals that Hoover's favorite
dCteetive story author il 8. s. Van
plne, whose famous serials. @The
1enscn Murder Casew and sThe
Canary IurdoY Case," appeared
1g3aIly IL this paper. Hoover also
86oo hioGrophy. He hae read Emil
ED6NdgS works. and when Ludwig
49, q Washington recently they
1alhed Tor : long tims II Hoover's
~ - orrapiser, : DOR and !
1usOet$sr. Hoover y : oo0tus, bat
ksa..
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WASHINGTON AZ
LETTER &M

judged bv the number Of delegates
he now has under his belt.
Washington for months has spec.
ulatcd as to just who was running
the Hoover campaign. With so
many Hoover strategists" here or
notwithstanding Work, Senator
Moses, Harry New, Bascom Slemp,
George Akcrson, and so on 1t was
supposed that they all formed a
board of strategy and made deci-
sions collectively. All of which
didn't square with Hoover's often
reiterated theory that onc-man
management had it all over the
other kind.
Lately the word has crept out that
the manager of the Hoover cam
raign was none other than Hoover,
the engineer-Hoover, the organ
izcr.
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candy" could do very we'll just
now.
Believe it or not-but just a few
feet from where the middle-aged
and highly respectable-looking wom-
an sells Birth Control papers on
Broadway, . middle-aged man has
taken up his stand. He sells 1.-THE
Matrimonial News"
Recently some of the imaginative
young men Of the main stem" con-
cocted a tale of romance between
them which, had it been true, would
have tied anything o. Henry in
vented.
The newest thing on Broadway
is feminine sandwich man." She
is the first to carry a sign in this
belt day upon day.
GILBERT SWAN.
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uncle's farm between Burlington
and Cedar Rapids in Cedar county
Tells Of Early Life
Hoover today tells of the ole
swimming hole under the willows
down by the railroad bridge, Of
coasting down Cooks hill on sleds
in icy winter, Of catching rabbits
in a figure-four trap and how
when fishing with butcher string
line and hooks that cost 10 for q
dime, the boys used to spit on the
bait for good luck"
"And there never was a better
cook than Aunt Millie," Hoover
says. II have since eaten pre-.
sumably the very best food in the
world as we'll as the worst, but
am able to say nor that if all the
cooks Of Iowa are up to Aunt Mil.
lies standard-she's dear OLD
lady now, far along in years
then the gourmets of the worlC
should leave Paris for Iowa, at least
for Cedar county,"
Fishing is today Hoover's great.
est hobby. Lots Of week-ends he
camps down on Chesapeake bay, a
short drive from Washington.
Attends Quaker Church
When the orphaned boy was 10
another uncle took him to Oregon
where he was founding a Quaker
colony. A land boom later attract.
ed the uncle to Salem and young
Hoover worked in his real estate
office there.
In Salem, young Hoover joined
the Quaker church, and even today
he still holds his ''birthright" (as
the Quakers call it, and pays his
dues there, although he attends .
Quaker church in Washington.
Into the real estate office ons
day CHANGED a rowing mining en-
gineer-a sort Of . Trader Horn
with an alluring story. Hoove,
listened and Immediately he de
cided to become 4 mining engineer
He had saved $500 and with thi
he set out for Leland Stanford Uni
versity, then recently opened, t,
work his way through.
Earned Way Through School
1t has been said that at Stanfor,
Hoover earned extra money b,
waiting on tables and taking car
Of babies of various professors. bu
he did neither Of these things-al
though he did nearly every othe
kind OF job that could be imagined
He organized system Of col
lecting and delivering the students
Laundry. He became impresario il
hiring lecturers and musicians t
come from San Francisco and Civ,
concerts. He did clerical work il
the college office as q third mean
Of gaining revenue.
Once, Il is recorded, Hoover an,
q student partner engaged Pader
ewski to give . concert. Pader
ewski's fee was $4,000. AS the con
cert was drawing to q close, tn
two boys discovered to their horro
that they had just $500 less tina,
that amount in the box office
Neither could borrow q cent. The,
went to Paderewski and laid thei'
predicament before him.
The great pianist was generou
and probably amused. He toll,
them to cut bis commission, so tina
after al expenses had been PAL,
the boys were able to realize ,
slight profit for themselves. It i
said that gratitude for this kindl,
oct was one Of the reasons 10
Hoovers uuusually energetic foo,
relief work IN Poland in the dar]
days right after the World War.
TOMORROW: a beard and Aus
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must restrict himself carefully in
the use Of carbohydrates.
In all Of these diseases Of faulty
metabolism, the general bodily
strength must be increased by sys-
tematic physical culture exercises,
and by taking long walks each day
in addition to the proper dietary
treatment.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Question: w. K. writes: "Kind-
" inform me if there is any way of
helping me. have terrible head
noises, and am very hard of hear
ing"
Answer: Your head noises are
doubtless due to catarrh of the inner
ear which also causes your deafness.
Send a large, self addressed stamped
envelope for my article, "Those Mys-
terious Ear Noises"
Question: Mrs. I. O. asks: "Do
our bodies require milk? If so,
when should we drink it,"
Answer: Milk is a wholesome
food if used properly, but of course
is not absolutely necessary, as other
foods can supply the same elements.
Study the menus published in this
column each Saturday, and you will
soon learn how to use milk properly.
Question: Inquirer asks: will
you kindly advise me what would be
the cause Of stiffness and soreness in
the side of the neck? Might this
be the result of cold or do you think
it might come from a hurt? Is it
a form of rheumatism or neuralgia,
and what treatment would you adj
wise? l have suffered from this
condition for six months. Have
tried rubbing with different kinds of
liniments, also used hot applications
without any good results"
Answer: Go to an osteopath or
chiropractor and get his opinion. An
X-ray picture Of your neck vertebrae
and personal examination will
surely disclose the cause of your
trouble.
Question: Mrs. G. S. asks: us
liquid paraffin oil a safe laxative to
take?"
Answer: Paraffin oil may be used
as an intestinal lubricant, but cam
not be considered a laxative. It is
safe thing to use while you are
correcting constipation through re-
moving its cause.
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Baseball

King Baseball regained his throne yesterday
to reign for another eight months in renewed
splendor. Of all monarchs he alone as the
years roll by loses none Of his traditional pub
lie favor. For Americans the year comprises
five seasons-baseball, spring, summer, fall
and winter-but the greatest Of these is the
season of baseball. What other season Of the
year is looked forward to with as much expec-
..tation and yearning as that Of the great
American game?
/ Not all of the one-hundred-a fifteen mil
lions of men, women and children in the United
States are all-year-round or all-season-round
!. baseball enthusiasts, but is there one who does
mot realize the triumphant coming of the three
ARE the opening day Of the season and the
Spring and fall mean little to the baseball far
except that they herald the coming of the first
game of the season and of the world series, re-
Bnectivey.
There have been some albeit few, who have
! deprecated the greatest sport of the Ameri-
cans. Have they not overlooked the adva,!-
tages it provides for millions of humans to get
out-of-doors for part of at least one hot aft
.ernoon a week, to thrust themselves into an
all-diverting amusement, to get together as a
great community and with one thought? Have
the opponents Of baseball overlooked the ver-
ity that loyalty and patriotism are general,
y that loyalty to the home team is made of the
same cloth as loyalty to ones town and coun-
try?
/. It is as natural for peoples to have their ma
Z, tional pastime as to have their religions, po-
. litical beliefs, and other national character
. istics. Baseball is distinctive characteristic
/. of the American people.
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IN NEW YORK

New York, March 12.-For many
a year "the Village" has wondered
what became Of ''Tiny Tim" He
was q character Of characters in the
days when Greenwich Village was
bizarre, naughty, smacked Of the
French Latin Quarter; when Floyd
Dell and Edna st. Vincent Millay
were putting it on the map; when
Guido Bruno's garnet was . gather
ing place for the cognoscenti; days
Of Hippolyte Havel and the brigand-
ish-looking Marchand Of Romany
Maries; Of Harry Kemp, the vaga-
bond poet, and Polly Holiday, who
ran the most famous cafeteria Man
haitian will ever see; Of Bobbie Ed
wards and his inevitable cigar-box
ukuleles; Of Alfred Kreymborg, poet
and essayist, and al the old-time
who's who.
In those days, then, Tiny Tim be-
gan to appear at certain cafes that
were starting to cater tDtsight-seeing
bus trade. He would walk in with
q shoulder tray slung over his arm
and great number Of little pack
ages of candy. This candy was little
more than the usual variation on
jelly beans, but Tiny Tim called them
"soul candy" This was . day, you
will recall, when the Village went
in for that sort Of thing, "soul
mates" "soul candy" and al that.
Tiny Tim would give = great line Of
mystical chatter with his jelly beans.
And 50 he waxed prosperous and,
when times changed in the Village,
he dropped out Of sight. A year or
so ago someone reported seeing him
riding the highways Of Los Angeles
in a high-priced car.
The other day, sitting in one of
the more ancient coffee houses,
someone told Of hearing Of Tiny Tim
from the various gossip sleuths who
wander the earth. Tim, / was told,
is now out in San Diego. For . time
he had sold his ''soul candy" in
Hollywood, putting his fabulous
chatter over on the arty newcom-
ers to screenland. Then he began
to study up on the metaphysical.
Los Angeles and its environs are
noted for their fads in cults, and
things esoteric and transcendental.
Anyway Tiny Tim applied himself
and, 50 the story goes, appeared in
good time in San Diego at the head
Of q healing cult. His name had
suddenly been changed from Tim 70
the more resonant Timeus-thus, O.
! recall it, his real name had been
Tim Telter, or something like that.
And, for something like Z season, he
has bsen initiating . large and grow.
ing following into mysteries Of the
occult and the mystic. No longer
does he sell candles to which some
voodoo charm Is attached. He has
the dignity and standing Of = nys-
tical leader and BOOSTS . fine villa,
wherein, they say, gather overflow
crowds. Meanwhile there have been
no substitutes for Tiny Tim in tho
Village in many . year. i seems
to me that = young man, with the
proper line Of chatter and some soul
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Leland stanford.
and 81 erb ert
Hoover, Jr., TAX
ing = postgraduate
course in business
administration at
Harvard. He has
recently become q
grandfather, Her
bert III having ar
rived on the scene
. few months ago.
His one hobby is
fishing.
His wife, Mrs.
Lou Henry Hoover,
il also q Leland
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in one by one. Michele told Flor
ence it spells the flavor of any food
to eat it with another.
The idea may be al right if you're
making an evening Of the dinner q
they were. It took three hours to
eat it, but Florence says she doesn't
know where the time went.
Any man who can fill three solid
hours with fascination is worth fall.
ing in love with even If it is hopeless
from the start. Don't you think 80,
Nom?
Heaps Of love,
MARYE.
NEXT: The dangers Of past loves.
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-Presidential Campaign Portraits
NO. 4-Secretary Hoover
PLAIN MR.. HOOVER
+
Mystery Stories, Fishing His Hobbies

Editors Note: This, the first
of four articles describing Sec
rotary Of Commerce Herbert
Hoover, is the fourth in a
series of Presidential Campaign
Portraits written for the Trib-
une by Robert Talley. The
second article on Mr.. Hoover
will appear tomorrow.
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BARBS

It's hard to be serious these days,
but it you want to see an old-fash-
Toned, conscientious, earnest express
sion come over a mans face, just
ask him how he makes his home
brew.
Jungle law rules the coal industry,
says an operator. And with perhaps
a blind tiger here and there in it, too.
They're selling theatre tickets in
London on the installment plan now.
II the price Of seats continues to go
up in this country, pretty soon you'll
have to offer a first mortgage on
the home as down payment.
Secretary Davis says there are
1,874,O5O idle men in the country.
Probably with radio announcers
excepted.
A doctor says there is very little
danger Of infection from metal cook
ing utensils. But Of course you have
to take care Of any wound.
A Chicago Judge decided mar
riage performed by captain on the
high seas was valid and binding as
both parties wished it to remain SO.
A sort of marriage a la companion
way.
Well, it's almost the time of year
when the piano and davenport
change corners.
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with q tendency to rheumatic
diseases must not be afraid OF using
limited quantities Of flesh foods, but

Dr.. Mccoy will gladly answer
personal questions on health and
diet, addressed TO him. care Of
the Tribune.
Enclose . stamped addressed
envelope for reply.
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BY ROBERT TALLEY

ashington, April
12.-The W orl d
knows Secretary of
Commerce Hoover,
Food 1Administra-
tor Hoover, Bel
gian Relief Com
missioner Hoover,
Flood Relief Di-
rector Hoover and
q lot of other of
fetal Hoovers, but
this story intro
duces plain Mr..
Hoover.
Mr.. Hoover, now
out in the front as
n nroSido,nf;oJ COW
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A THOUGHT

For the fashion Of this world
passeth away.-1 Cor. 1881.
Fashion is the science Of appear
ances, and it inspires one with the
desire to seem rather than to be-
Chaplin.
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didate, lives in a big house few
doors from the old s street mansion
OF Woodrow Wilson, who was his
neighbor for several years. He is
81, muscular, does not play golf.
has two sons-Allen, junior at
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When Fetters Gall

;, A Waterman on steamship pier in Phila-
/. lephia says he can tell when spring has come
! without looking at the calendar, the thermonl-
. eter or even the weather.
I. AS soon as spring approaches, this watch.
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At Grunberg, Germany, in the
same parallel of latitude as New
foundland, are the most northern
vineyards in the world.
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TOMORROW: a beard and Aus.
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OLYMPIC CLUB MEMBERS
 TAKE ANNUAL BATH 5, F,

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 2. P- The New Year, to members of the San Francisco Olympic Club, stands for more than the coming of another year for it is the time when they take their annual bath-that is to say-their annual dip in the ocean More than 300 of the hardest mem bers took a chance jumping into the cold waters of Golden Gate.
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GOT HIM WRONG

WASHINGTON, Jan. '. (P)-Presi- dent Coolidge said Secretary Mellon did not suggest delayed passage of tax reduction bill until March 10th but merely answered the query as to the result of such delay on the Treasury.
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NOTICE

Beginning Monday January 9th the Seward Grill will serve .S5 plate dinners from p. m. to p. m. con sisting of soup, a relish or salad, meat entre or roast, potatoes. dessert, vegetable, drink. A complete dinner for .85c. Also A la Carte orders.
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MlDWINTER SAVING

Now is the time to recondition and make the old shoes last till Easter. Mems soles and Heels S2.75. Ladies soIes and Heels, s1.75 to s2.5o.
 Seward Leather Works
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NOTICE

Beginning January 1st the price or bread will be the same to all retail customers: 15 cents loaf. Seward Bakery
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Cullough home Sunday were Mr.
and Mrs. Hohaltcr of Regain.
Mr.. and Mrs. S~ibel and famil,
moved to Sterling. N. D., where Mr.
Seibel will be employed in black.
smith shop.
Callers and dinner guests at the
j. +. Little home Sunday were Art
Crouch, Chas. Our, Andrew Kolb,
Mrs. X. kolb, Steve Monroe. Frank
and Allen Folliver.
Guests at the Harry Mccullough
home Sunday were Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Mccullough and son, Bill and
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Bailey and fam
lily.
Alfred Rouche called at J. F.
Titles Saturday to get load of
wheat.
S. B Olson called at Andrew
Kolb's Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Walworth
motored to Wilton Saturday, Mrs.
Walworth had some dental work
done.
Sunday afternoon Clayton Little
took the nose bleed. He began to
get so weak that he was taken to
Wilton to doctor who got it
checked after some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Gordon were
guests of the Oscar Magnuson home
Sunday.
Burnett Jacobson is a guest Of her
aunt. Mrs. Alvin Ghylin.
John Anderson called at the Algot
Ryeberg home Monday evening.
There will be school election held
in Highland district school No. /
Tuesday. June 5th, for the purpose
of cecting one director for term
of three years and one treasurer for
a term of two years.
Steven Monroe called at the C. E.
Christianson home Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Dimond
were guests of the Harry Dimond
home Sunday.