The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-24
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CHAPTER ONE
win begin my artickle with
a kuotashun from SIakespeer
witch COS like this. Stone walls DO
not q cassie make Or iren bars =
cave.
Wen as regards ID tl1at wslds
say. Old Mills ID mot . alIlttse-
ment park make nor Ar0plare
Swings 4 Glen EIxlx0. Nay. nay.
have fOwnd it III mot sIttclI ~
tllees witch gOe ID make up sue
eessfui amusement Dark hut tne
sDirrit behind them.
With tInees thOts In my he'd ii
berded Mt Plessent CIR by mis-
take and WAS UP to Park Rode
before / sed to myself eether
the mOtOrn1an II nuts on am on
Mt. Plessent car insted OF
Glen Ekko car and sure enuf
was. so I had kwite long rice
hack 10 DOopont Sircle and then
out to the park FAR, far ~ the
IRA. Note There foHOaOs q
0loWiag description the
MayuI0nd c0acntryside, aOhich
sOe are forced 10 delete, not
to0 reluctantly. Muster P0ire
ATTEMPTED. TO cOmUince rs, per-
sonaILu. that ne sGU fCtte
cris0NtkdmNns' grOOf1tg by the
gnHside. but 10 no 1U0il.
So finely we got to Glen Ekko,
wich Is advertised AZ the big free
admishen amusement park A. I
got off the car, q man approached
me and sed To me, Give me two
bits and will get you IN Ter
nuthing.
/ viii give you 2 sox in the
beezer sed + Shaping my fingers
at him. And with that he skunk
away and walked into the park.
Just then two shots funE out.
CHAPTER III.
whom Is the propriter Of the
park, asst laberer who was
setting out flower bed.
Mister SchIOss anseved the
hoyuv handed son of toll, WGU-
inc to the Offfs.
So j went in the offs and told
Mister Schloss he was about TO
be tagated. Rely, sed Mis-
ter SchlOss well this Is q sup
prise indeed. Lets 20 owt and
get sody. So we went out and
investigated the sody fownten.
Now give me some tickets so
i can see all, sed ].
Look around and YOU can see
practically all, sed Mister Schloss.
/ cant be givvin tickets away to
every tom. dick and harey who
wants to anoop around here.
Well l can see 1t is going to
be hard with You, sed to ne.
wen 20 aIned and make II hard.
sed Mister Schlcss All rite, I
sed. i win. All rite. sed he, go
aled. All rite. ] said, win.
All rite, sed he, 90 ahed.
ED. Note: THIS interesting
conversations continues aL0ng
the same lines for the space Of
a column or more, concluding
NTH the sentence: So zoe then
found aOe anGs eech horse and
Mister SchIOss gaze me the
tickets, so this probably aCfu be
kind inVestGgGshNn. "
Kun Joel sed to my ant
who was hiding behine rose
bush DURING the interview. Let
us partake of the anusenents.
Just then two shots rung out.
CHAPTER III
Ant Joel and me furst got on
the koster dip and left II telling
very strenuous and Ant Joel seq
lets go home before We get
thrilled sick.
But I sed no We have not rid
ON the arOpIane swing yet, let MS
do so, and ! dragged Ant Joel
aboard. Well that was more
thrilling then the kOster dip so we
went in the ole mill and took q
restful ride.
lust then up come Dave Nc
Wilyums, the band leader, and
asst us to KUN over and lissen 10
his band play danse music bu-
we was too bizzy and Ant Joel
don't dance enything but the polka
and the ole-fashun 2-step.
So we went in the midway and
Ant Joel stood over / OF the
air holes and got the surprise of
her life and so then put her in
the revolverfng barrel and she got
anuther surprise and by the time
she floo off the roolet whele and
landed her fete in a. promanent
cittazens back she was so sup
prised ! had to take her Owt of
thare.
So with this ana that we spent
. plessent evening, and the only
crittasism / have to make is
Mister SchlOss does not give OWt
tickets for the hot dog and taEfy
stands althO we tride OWr best to
make him do so.
So We are wiling to leeve it to
the judgement of the cittazens OF
this city. Shud such things 60
on, and do you not think it is hi
time they was all exposed?
hope Mister Schloss will rede this
and hang his he'd in shame be-
caws Ii ne had given ns ticlSess
to the hot dog and taffy stands
We Wud not have had thaes ugly
things to say abowt him and his
park, which is a very Mise park,
after all is sed and dun.
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