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New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

You can get an answer to any question of fact or tnformation by writing to the Questir. Editor. Nsv Britain Herald. Warrington Bursan, 1923 New York avenue. Washinstsn. D. C.. snclostng two cents in stamp ps for reply. Medical. legal and marital advice cannot bs given. nor can sx- tended research bs undertaken. All other euestions will recsivs.a per. sonal reply. Unsigned reouests can. not be answered. All letters are con- adential.-Tditor. 0. Is Lilith called the wife of Adam in the Bible? A. No Tradition speaks of Lilith as another wife of Adam, but there is no mention of her in the English Bible.
 Q. When human body is cre- mated does the heart survive?
 A. The human heart is turned to ashes in cremation with the rest of the body.
 Q. How do California and Geor- gia compare in the production of peaches?
 A. California, last year. produced 2o.500,O0 bushels. and Georgia pro- duced 5,s%3.ooo bushels.
 Q. How large a vocabulary does the average educated person and uneducated person have?
 A. The average uneducated per son knows from 5000 D 5000 words; the average educated person has 5000 to 10000 words, and aver- age college graduates have 10000 or more.
 Q. How is the tremolo produced by singers
 A. It is a wayy. or oscillatins tone, involving unsteady pitch. and may be due to faulty control of the for effect.
 Q. What is st. vitus dance?
 A. A nervous inaffection, charac- terized by nervous involuntary twitchine of the muscles of the limbs,
 Q. How can dirt be removed from wall paper'
 A. Take a loaf of stale bread. not too hard: cut off one crust. and rub the paper gently with the ex- posed surface. When the bread Is soiled cut of thin slice and pro- ceed with the work It Is best to rub up and down on the paper and to clean each piece thoroughly before leaving it. Another way is to remove the crust from . loaf of bread. and soak the soft part in cloudy household ammonia. It must not be wet enough to be worked into a ball. Rub the paper lightly with it and when the out side of the ball is soiled knead it until . clean surface is exposed. Care should be taken not to have 1t too wet.
 Q. Who was the principal actress
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

(And how some others wrote all round it)-
 O. Huasl Music Teacher: What is aA 'opus?'"
 Pupil: Its what you holler when you call the cat!"
 Sylvia Wolf
 Hts ExplAnAtt0n3 Mrs. Thompson: ''I wonder why they're called 'Follies' sirls?" Reuben: "Wa-al. I suppose thsy'ra good lockers, an whenever any one of 'em gas out onto tn street. . crowd of men Follies 'em!"
 Janet Dessau
 
 Isn't 1t Grandi Nov Jennie" said teacher to . little 6-year-old. T want you to use the word drama in a sentence" 'Thith little dirl iovth her drama an dranpa." lisped Jennie.
 Ruth Carol Halper tCopyright, 1923. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

in the motion pieturs The rhif- teenth Juror: A. Anna Q. Nilsson was featured.
 c. It 1t correct to gay make . party. for give . party:
 A.. ''dlve . party is correct. Q. What is the prics of . gram of radiym?
 A. About s7e.oco at present.
 Q. How much radium ii there in the world:
 A. Approximately 1.l3 pounds.
 Q. What is the origin of the elephant as . symbol of the repub- lican party and the donkey as . symbol of the democratic party? A. Both were suggested by car toons drawn by Thomas Mast: the republican elephant in Harper's Weekly for November '. 1874. and the democratic donkey in a cartoon of January 15, 1870. entitled "A Live Jackass Kicking . Dead Lion". in which he represented the democratic press attacking Edwin M. Stanton after his death.
 Q. What caused the death of Theodore Roosevelt? ."
 A. Rheumatism. r
 Q. What does the name Gilbert mean?
 A. It is . Danish name, mean ing "famous''.
 Q. What was the name of the actress whom Marion Devies Im- itated in The Cardboard Lover"?
 A. Jetta Goudal.
 Q. How did coney Island get its name?
 A. One theory is that the name was derived from the large number of rabbits (coneys) there. Another theory ascribes it to the winds hav- ing driven the sand into truncated cones. There are other theories. but there is no definite information as to the real origin of the name.
 Q. What is the per capita cir culation of money in the United States?
 A. On September 30. 1928. the latest date for which figures are available. it was $to.Sc.
 Q. How can I rid my cellar of snails?
 A. Keep it we'll ventilated. and as dry as possible. Try whitewash- ing the walls and corners where snails congregate and keep all vege- tables out of the cellar for q time at least, until you have succeeded in driving them out.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
Massachusetts Bank
 Deposits on Increase

Boston, Nov. 73 (UP)-An in- crease of Sl35,oo0,0oo in savings bank deposits in Massachusetts dur ing the past year is shown in an nual reports to the state department of banking.
 Total deposits are now t1.s77.- oo2.s5o.
 Accounts now total 2.s2s,oo&. an increase of 12,S10.
 The average deposit has increased from $631.52 to $67l.97.
 Exclusive of Christmas club de posits, savings departments of trust companies report total deposits Of s229.953. .656. an increase of $23, 076.950, and total accounts of 496,- SsS. a gain of 24,27s.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Speaking of silent drama, there's mothers face when dad asks for more at a company dinner and there isn't any more.
 The girl who once began work on Christmas presents early in Novem- Der now goes shopping on December 24 and says: Gimme six of them" "
 For that matter. you seldom see a bronze statue of a man who devoted his life to the exposing of official corruption.
 One pathetic figure of the late campaign was Life's solemn belief that it's campaign to eliminate bunk was clever and funny.
 It takes six generations to make a gentleman. but three good guesses on tho stock market seem to serve about as well.
 Correct this sentence: He spent s4oo making whoopee with friends one night" said the gossip. but hs never brags about it."
 Copyright 1928. Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
That Baby You've
 Lonsed For
Mrs. burtoa Advises Women on Mother.
 hood esd Cempaaiouship

"Fcr several years I was denied the blessing of motherhood," writes Mrs. Margaret Burton of Kansas City. T was terribly nervous and subject to periods cf terrible suffering and melanchoIia- Now am the proud mother of . beautiful little daughter and q true companion and inspiration to my husband. I believe hun dreds of other women would like to know the sscret of my happiness. and I will gladly reveal 1t to any married woman who will write me" Mrs. Bur ton offers her advice entirely without charge. She has nothing to sell, Letters should bs addressed to Mrs. Margaret Burton sos3 Massachusetts, Kansas City. Mo. Correspondence will be strictly con- hdential.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
EVA EFT VIR!


 After leaving the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eva settled down for a time in a crowded apartment. but Eva caught Adam flirting with the Elevator Girl, and they decided to move,
 Their vaudeville skit was the talk of the Big Time Circuit. and about the time of the Elevator Girl epi- sode, the Movie people began to wake up. Consequently. their lawyer found . loophole in their vaudeville contract. and they did skip-to-my- lou to Hollywood.
 Not long after their arrival in Hollywood. unto them was born a son. Then the age.old discussion be- gan. What shall be his name?
 Adam was in favor of calling him Ug, but Eva didn't think much Of Adams choice. She thought Jug was a prettier name. So the house was divided against itself. There was much scrapping. and promises of trips to Reno, Paris and Mexico. It was such | din that the neighbors finally selected the name for the boy. They called him Cain.
 Now the next step in the railing Of child, naturally. was deciding on what profession he was to fol- low. This started some more battle.
 Finaly. in desperation, they car ried the case before Judge Landis. The Judge in his great wisdom said, Take your son back to your home. speaks guide you in selecting his and let the first word that he ever future
 Nanny" walled the infant. For short space the parents were lost in thought. It was the first word.
 Then Adam exclaimed. "Hurrah: He's going to be a song writer"
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
25 Kean Ago To-day

Governor Chamberlain will be in town tomorrow and it looks as if Assistant Judge J. E. Cooper will get the judgeship.
 Chairman Andrews of the police hoard will request the town treasur- "~ 10 turn over five per cent of the liquor license money 10 the trustees Of the police pension fund
 The first Of six games between the teachers and business men st the the Y. NJ. C. A, vas played yes t"rday afternoon and was won by the teachers to S The teachers used Mathews. Merrill, Burr, sar- gent. and Moody. while Judd, Klett,
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
Lynn Factory Death
 Toll Reaches 19

Lynn. Mass, Nov. g tUP) - The death toll in the Lynn factory explosion of November s rose to 1S with the death of Harry w. Blaney at a hospital here last night.
 Blaney is the seventh member Of the family to die as result of the catastrophe. His wife and five of his children were almost instantly killed.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
RULES "NOT CRUEITY"

Cambridge, Mass. Nov 22 UP) It is not cruelty when . l7o- pound wife bombards her 900 pound husband with cream puft.
 This was the ruling of Probate Judge Campbell in dismissing the petition for legal separation of Ar- thur H, Upham, trolley car motor man.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
saad ~ sanannninneians e V0 Ehao unDess. aase C ~ NsU eseials ussaA a.l - l.f11

solving the Clothes Problem Sometimes we wish We were . tree, Could grow our Summer finery. And then from Fall to Springtids
 fair
 Not bother with a thing to wear!
 Much Relieved!
 Man of the House: Are you . burglar?"
 Burglar: "Yes, and if you" Man of the House: Thank good ness! thought it might be one of those darn surprise parties!' THE MAN BEHIND THE FACE!
 By Benn w. Creehan My old acquaintance. Henry Jones. Is not handsome man. The physiognomy he owns
 Is wandering in it's plan: Some careless person must have let His features run ere they had set! It would be difficult to lay
 Ones finger. l suppose, On any special spot and say,
 Look, that is Henry's nose" One could but state. Iris some-
 where here The nasal organ should appear" Not oace, nor twice. but often have l Heard strangers in the street, When Henry Jones was passing by. Exclaim with sudden heat: That man at large should never
 roam.
 His proper place IS in . home" Forbear to scoff, look not askance Oh Henry, fer behind That unimpressive countenance
 Lurks . colossal mind: In fact. fame whispers it was he Who patented the Fox Trot Tea!
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
Fron, Our Own Infantry Drill
 RegulC1f1ns

Regulcsf1nx
 My children have heard much of calories and vitamines and one day. at dinner. when my small son asked for a second helping of vegetable salad l said. "I'm glad. son. that you are eating so many vitamines." In jest, he replied, squinting at his food. Where are they. mother? don't see them''
 My 4-year-old daughter looked very disgusted as she quickly an- swered his query: They are right there under the calories. can't you see?"
 Mrs F. R Wilson
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Why don't the police catch the big crooks? Well, why don't all the Sl0o-a-month fellows outguess Wall street?
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

It's easy to estimate the genuine ness of our prosperity. The more prosperous people are. the worse their manners.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

pressure is central ever the southern plains states.
 Pressure is rising over the in- terior districts wsst of the middle Atlantic states and temperatures are not severe in any section of the country.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity fair and slightly colder.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
\ Big Game Expedition! !!

A good many people cast their bread upon the waters expecting to get milk-toast as a result.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Matter apparently destroyed. re- appears in . new form.'' This is true Of tho last fly.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
Worth NloiFi

Prof Howson: Everybody should strive for a goal"
 Student: Why not a touchdown. professor It counts more.
 Lauren E. Meisel
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
Facts aad dEancies

BY ROBERT CULLEN The first and best co-educational institution was the school of experi- ence.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Philadelphia criminals have . hard time. They keep pumping into po- licemen. even in jail.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

The love of money is the root of all evil. and also of a considerable portion of sport"
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

The man who first said politics makes strange bed-fellows probably went campaigning and slept in . hick town hotel
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Dlsposing of used razor blades Is a minor problem compared with dis posing of used gum.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Americanism: Not caring a whoop how the big fellows get theirs. just 70 you get yours.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

Doubtless it has occurred to you that Mir. Hoover will be the first to serve third term.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

An orator says the boy taught to blow saxophone won't blow safe. The choice affords an excellent ex- ample of double jeopardy.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
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New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
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New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

You can tell radical by the wild look in his eye. But there isn't any universal symbol of conservatism, except suspenders.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

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New Britain herald., 1928-11-22
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 e oeeoud Claa Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

There's a difference. In the old days men drank beer like water, Now they drink water somewhat like beer
New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

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New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

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New Britain herald., 1928-11-22

We do not doubt that Connecticut is beautiful state: that it is more beautiful than most other states. A certain restraint and conservatism prevents us from going any further Beauty after all, is relative. The state has more than its share, and possibly stands pre-eminent in cer- tain types of beauty. To say more is scarcely necessary.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-27
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-27
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-27
MUSIC To
Be BROADCAST
FROM MAJ


Musically, the most important
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/ this evening will be the broadcast
| Of an original ballet by Igor Strn-
Whisky, through NAA, as one OF
the radio features Of the chamber
music festival now in progress at
the Library Of Congress. This eve
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ming and Sunday afternoon and
evening radio listeners win share
| with the audiences assembled in
| the famous Elizabeth Sprague Cool
idge Foundation Auditorium the
rare music that is being offered
| there this week.
Stravinsky Is probably the most
talked about composer in the
world today. A Russian, more
| modern than any living composer,
both as to form Of composition and
| musical ideasp he occupies . place
| in the forefront OF composers and
ANYTHING he prepares will be lis
tened to with interest throughout
the world. This evening series
Of baIlets are to be produced at
the, Lirbary Of Congress and among
them win be one for which music
was especially composed by 6tra-
Whisky on order OF the Coolidge
Foundation. The broadcast win be.
gin at 8:45 and the Stravinsky
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The program is subsidized by the
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Friday evening feature. A male
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the music. At 7:30 Secretary OF
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also from WRC.. Secretary Davis
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-27
Germany's Jackie COOgan
Here for Career in Films

Los ANGELES, April 27.-Eager
to visit HolIywood's studios, ASST
Mundztuk, Germany's noted Juve.
nile film star, was at the end Of
his log journey from his homeland
today. Young ASST. termed "the
Jackie Coogan Of Germany" In
tends to enter American motion
pictures and said that he will
change his name to one that IL
more soothing to the American
tongue.
He is accompanied by his father,
Arthur Mundsztunk, chemist Of
Leipzig.