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ladies' apart said Happy Glgglea
Mrs. Sea CULTS tail 10 square. whIls
Mrs. Terms tail is"
"Forked." interrupted Doris. Well
/ do declare. so II IL. A decided forl
as you stand there"
what are you doing these days7i
asked Happy Gisgies. "Wherea
your family?"
"Wen. just IN the makins.t
laughed Mrs. Tern. Come on over
folks. and take a look at my treas
ures." Mrs. Tern skipped over ths
sands 70 q little place followed on.
in the sand, where nestled three
speckled eggs.
Mrs. Tern busily turned then
all over with her pretty ~orange-cob
ored beak. very careful not 70 shaks
them too much.
well. I've zen that DOM
before" laughed Doris. i've ofteZ
watched Mother Hen turn her egg
over. but she almost always gets Of
the nest. and then shuffles then
about under her feathers"
II can't do that very successfully
chirped Mrs. Tern. I'm aIwayt
afraid OF missing one. and they musl
be turned so as to be all warmed
alike, or the Matching won't be very
successful. No. ! like to turn then.
with my beak better. I can see what
I'm doing" and she settled herseD
down on her precious eggs ane
yawned. I'm mighty glad I've mA
you. Doris, 50 come again and cha,
with me after my eggs hatch. NV
babies r. the dearest little puff
balls you ever saw"
Doris promised she would coma
back again and away she and Happy
Giggles ran down the beach.
Another way to tell Terms FROM
Gulls when you see them flying
said Happy Giggles. Terms almost
always fly with their beaks pointed
while Gulls. sail through
the air. their beaks on a line with
bodies. See the difference"
pointing TO several birds sailina
through the air.
Happy Giggles and Doris sat down
on the beach and spent the biggest
part OF the morning watching the
gulls and terms.
1873. NeusDap- Feature Service. raa.
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Advice to Girls
By Annie Laurie
nEAR ANNIE LAURIE:

nEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
~ I am a girl twenty years Of
age. For the past month ! have
been engaged TO a young man
whom / like very much. I am
sure he would make a good
provider and be kind to me. But
his education Is not as extensive
as mine and sometimes ] think his
ideals might be higher.
Do you think I should break my
engagement? Would IL be fair TO
my fiance? ! have thought about
IL from all angles but always end
III where I started. Your advice
will be very much appreciated.
UNDECIDED
UNDECIDED: ! think. my dear
that the only possible way for
you 10 be fair to your fiance and
yourself would be to break off this
impossible engagement. Since you
feel that your education is superior
to his. since you have no respect for
his ideals" I think that a marriags
between you both would be decidedly
unwise. Beginning IN such a way
Il would be bound to split upon the
rocks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28

~ SHOULD never admit it-even"
10 as close q friend and least
severe critic as a Disry-but I
snrsneered a spitefui sale the other
.s.v. To confess is half OF expiation.
40 ! might a. well ease my soul.
In the first place and my favor.
Mrs. Cameron Is a simply poisonous
,nerson. She dashes into the shop
shnu. five minutes before closing
time. keeps me showing models until
$50. gets the whole place In an up
-~.r ana leaves without purchasing
sing That's only one Of her
A. nj little eccentricities. Another
- m order a model that I've pro
rnrnced unsuIted to her and return
-~sLs later 10 tell Madame that |
tatked her into buying a frightful
dress. still another. Is 10 return a
dress after she's worn X only tnree
--,niaint as her reason. And lots
~rrs-but I think I've prejudiced
YOU sufficiently In my favor.
~Appearing late on Monday, JUST as
twas thinking OF home and an over
4nffed chair and a eisurely uinner'
she had to Be shown everything IN
the shop. -. ,-
evening dress you talked me inso
800 month. ! knew shouldn't have
taken IT,"
~.r,onstrances she had departed
Tr ,hat dress. She's enormous in
WI Ne hips and slight in the shoulders
~ / nearly persisted when she took
Which got nv mad up and !
showed her everything ulstlhctiy
1re.Istcd to her ana the stupid
~nrnsn didn't even know IT,. but
~,@hsd and rurgled over everything.
~. .aont Gao / had thought her into
sstsnr a blonde satin dress. q cute
enough modei-tor somebody else
- hsd a deep lace yoke which cut
aff the shoulders.a and made hers look
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28

willing to offer advice, but how many Of Us have
ever settled down to frank and free communion
with that other self Of ours-the self within
bent upon learning to know ourselves as we are?
Every human being tries to make excuses
for himself.
Every human being is continually on the
defensive.
Every man, woman and child resents any
attack that threatens his serenity and his self
esteem.
Look back and you will find that seldom,
II ever, have you admitted you were entirely
wrong or at fault.
Review your life and you will be surprised
how little you have changed.
You will be astonished, for instance, how
hnNn hnrnf,Anl . .n.. .-Anl.--
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And have you seen the new taf-'
feta evening wraps? They are
dreams to behold. with their perky
charm. Rows and rows OF ruffles.
stand-up Elizabethan collars.
flounees and many skirts charac-
terize them. They were made
for the new mode. TO 90 with
those frocks that are 20 long in
back and so short in front and
that look simply poisonous with
any other sort OF evening wrap.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
Eat Slowly-There's a Real Health Secret Involved In
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
by Blanche Silver
Doris Has a Chat With Mrs.
Tern.

Tern.
(ENH III. oh. OH" cried Doris A
she saw the lovely bird
hover over the water, then
quickly plunge into the foaming tide
and out again. what a lovely Sod
Gull Oh. ! do wish" she began
when a soft tinkling laugh sounded
az her side and turning Doris saw
her little elfin friend. Happy GiEEles
sitting on a stone. Why. Happy
Giggles! ! didn't know YOU werA
here" n Doris ran over 70 th4
little elfin'g side. What kind OF "A
Sea Gull is that out yonder. Happy
Giggles?
Sea GULF" exclaimed tbs wee
elfin. I'm quite sure my little friend
wouldn't like that Ii she heard voc
call her Sea Gull" and Happy GiF
giles called to the lovely bird.
She turned and cIrcled over 70 the
shore and nodded to the eIfIn and
Doris.
Come right on up. Mrs. Tern.s
laughed Happy Giggles. This "a
little Doris. u friend or mine. she
thought you were Mrs. Sea Gull
This Is Mrs. Tern, Doris"
Mighty glad e. meet you, Mrs
Tern" said Doris. You c~ertainly
are a pretty bird. Much prettier thar
Mrs. Sea Gull" Indeed Mrs. TERI
was beautiful. Her feathers were 4
pure white. except for her RlossS
black crest. Her beak was a loveIv
orange color and her legs were jet
black. You see. I never get clost
enough to you sea birds to tell yoh
apart"
Very few folks do" replied Mrs
Tern bowling politely. But IL you'll
just stop and watch. Mrs. Sea Gut
sometimes floats on the water
watching for her food. but I always
hover above the water, then dir
down after my fish. when I see
them"
Yes, and another way to tell yea
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
A Fashion Models Diary
BY GRACE THO2NCLIFFE

even more insignificant than they
are. 4 three-tiered skirt, pleated in
a checker board arrangement, a
crushed belt and enormous side tie
contrived what for her was a Simply
horrible effect I was delighted
when she took N.
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Seen Along Fifth Avenue

I have spoken before, Il am
sure. OF those lovely gray evening
frocks. Really they r too
charming for words. I saw an
adorable one the other day in
gray and manve. You can mag
inc how soft the combination was,
developed IN soft flowing chiffon.
Paris has sent us q new fad.
Your initials embroidered on the
cuff Of your glove.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
Some Odd Facts

Diamonds OF a sort can be bought
as cheaply al sixpence n whole-
sale.
Epidemics ar measles occur every
two years, usually in March and
April.
By using X-rays. two generations
or tobacco plants have been grown
In one year.
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have said that you live on one-thll
live on the other two-thirds.
This statement IL almost II not
quite true. because most Of US over
eat and habitually overeat. | have
no patience with folks who starve
themselves for the sake OF being
thing than sinful ~overeating. But
everybody should be sensibly temper
ate in habits OF eating.
II Is surprising how much the in
take OF food can be reduced without
the slightest decline in weight. This
shows that the body does not use.
but must get rid Of. much OF the
material taken into the stomach.
Useless and perhaps harmful de-
mands are made on the digestive and
eiiminative organs by everyday ex-
cesses.
In addition. as Sir Walter sug-
EestS, 20 eat slowly il AZ great i'm
10 health. Only tramps or
Eiuttons deep in sin should gulp
their food and treat the stomach as
II II were a dump heap " a place 10
tumble victuals In"
Much Of the food we eat consists
largely OF starch. This must be con-
verted into sugar before II can he
utilized by the body. The first step
Itn this conversion Il the mixture
with the starch OF large quantities
Of saliva. This cannot be c
pIished unless YOU eat slowly. thor.
oughly ~puIveriZing the food.
~ihQpe~ypaiywiil memorize this little
poem. 1t should be recited at every
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28

Prof. SoothiII set US al Laughing oy recltlng q
little poem. II was a recital intended to warn DR..
Putnam's guests against overindulgence.
Here are the words:
Eat slowly; only men in rags,
Or ~gluttons deep in sin,
Mistake themselves for carpet bags
And tumble ~victuals in.
Funny. isn't il? 1t gave us a good laugh and
in all probability increased our a~ppetites in con-
sequence. -.
The poem was written by Sir Walter Raleigh.
OF course this is not the Sir Walter Raleigh,
explorer, statesman, historian and poet, of Eliza
beth's time. II is Sir Walter Raleigh. now Pro-
fessor Of English at Oxford.
trust you are not one Of those who mis-
take themselves for carpet bags and tumble
~victuaIs in" But If you are not, you are a rare
r average individual eats too much. Many times |
81 IN nnnthird Of what Nnn eat and the DOCTORS
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
LOOK AT YOURSELF
RIGHT IN THE FACE
Easy Enough to Pick Flaws in Others But Why Not
Make al Honest Examination Of Your
Own Shortcomings?
By DIR. LOUIS E. BISCH

n T takes courage to have a heart-to-heart talk with yourself. II takes
a brave man and a brave woman to explore fearessy the inner
Every one is only too ready to pick flaws in others, only too
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
Words of the Wise

Immortality win come to such a. AZ.
fit for il. and he who would a great
soul in future must be q great soul
now. -Emeyton.
IL Is this smeet home-feerinc,
this settled repoSe of affection
In the domestic scene. that is.
after all. the parent OF the
steddiest Uirtues and pmrest en-
joyrIeHtS. -Irvir0.
A thorough conviction OF the
difference Of me- is the great
thing TO be assured Of in social
knowledge Helps.
People DiH not TOOK 1oTlJdrd
TO poSterity 1ho Herer look back
tCdrd TO their ancestors.
Burke.
There Il az much folly In
hypocrisy as in vice. IL IL just
As easy to be an honorable man
a. to seem one. DE Stael-
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p. K. Q.-what should A girl Of
el1hteen. s n. ? In. tall weigh?
A.-She should weigh about 40
pounds.
C.. 8. Q.-what should a girl aged
nineteen, s 1t. 5 in. tall weigh?
A.-She should weigh about 1T
pounds.
z. v. Q-What should . girl
weigh who II twenty years old and
n. 5 in. tall?
A.-For her age and height n
should weigh about 1eS pounds.
N. G. o. o.-what should a rirl
aged fourteen. s II. . in. tall weigh.
also o man aged seventy. S n. s In.
tall?
A--They should weigh respective
~ about III and $50 pounds.
| c~cvyr,sbs. 1898. Ns~spsp1 Feature ssrviss. Inc
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she made her father sit down at the piano and play Here Comes
the 3ride"-and that father of hers doesn't know one tune from an
other and can't play the piano the least little bit in the world, but
Mary Brooke didn't mind that-oh, not in the least.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
Bv WINIFRED A

MKARY BROOKE il going to be flower
M girl at a wedding, and you ought TO
Avn see Mary Brooke when she talks
about it.
Those brown eyes of hers get as big as
bowls-mush bowls, too, at that-and they
shine like stars and she laughs Just for pure
joy.
She's going to wear a white dress, trim
med with wild flowers and she's going to carry
a basket of lupin and peoples and lilacs and,
oh, dear me-shell look like little Miss
Spring coming to visit Old Auntie Summer
and glad to be there.
She's trying on her slippers and holding
up her dress and looking at it and worrying
about her hair and practicing the way she'll
mold the basket and walking the way she's
rninr 70 nalk IN thn aisla The nthnr niyht
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28

Is o your code o u conduct-desplte annual and renewed New
Years resolutlons-about the same as it was ten years ago? Don't
you harDor Just about the same likes and dislkes as you ever did?
Are not your prejudces about as rock-bound a 3 when you
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slty, England.

truly believe the average individual eats too much. Many times
lic IN Il IL tn4 hirLe
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
USE STOMACH
LIKE A CARPET A
Remember That You Live on One-Third of What
You Eat and That the Doctor Lives on
the Other ~Two-Thirds.
By ROYAL S. COPELAND, Nj. ID.
United States Senator from New York.

United States Senator from New York.
Former Commissioner Of Health. ND York City
n rot long ago the Librarian of Congress invited me to a luncheon.
IL He had an interesting group about the table. Among the guests
a v was Prof W. f. Soothnl, Professor of Chinese at Oxford Univer-
siy, England.
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p. X. Q.-what should a girl Of
elRhteen. s n. ? In. tall weigh?
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A.-ror her age and height she
should weigh about IFS pounds.
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A.-She should weigh about 1T
pounds.
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c. 8. o.-what should a Eirl aged
nineteen, 8 1t. 5 in. tall weigh?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28

A.-she should weigh about 10
pounds.
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ccpyriEh', 1878. Newspaper Feature Service. Ino
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A T Katie's wall OF Junior and
IA her burst Of sobs. | felt for
an instant as II something icy
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Answers to Health Queries

poem. II ehOuIu DC IENF0SU AZ Vs
meal.
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Home Making Helps
By Wanda Barton.
Not Lost. Just Misluid.

TK OUSEHOLD conveniences have
affinities. Until we learn to
- nlaca these friendly helners
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-30

AN INTERESTING COLLAR of
ecru lace, with ends looped up and
falling in jabot, trims rust-brown
velvet gown. A large topaz pin
gives q clever accent.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-30
ENTRANTS ARE
BEING MADE IN
RACING EVENTS
Bismarck Labor Day Meeting
Will Be Holly Contested
Monday

Although entrants in the Labor
Day events will be received until a
short time before the races, interest
in the forthcoming events has al
ready been manifested by several
Bismarck and Mandan automobile
firms. They have filed for four of
the seven events.
Entrants are yet to be received
for the "Lizzic Race; the novelty
and the motorcycle rare. Tho FOL-
lowing entrants have been received
by H. p. Goddard, clerk OF races:
Second event, four-cylinder cars
Copelin Motor company, Bismarck;
Capital Chevrolet company, Bis
marck; Connolly Motor company,
Mandan; Mandan Motor Company,
Mandan; Lair Motor Sales company,
Bismarck.
Third event, slow race-Stair Mo-
tor company, Bismarck; Bismarck
Motor company, Bismarck; Corwin-
Churchill Motor company, Bismarck;
Super-Six Motor company, Bis
marck; Connolly Motor company,
Mandan; Fleck Motor company, Bis
marck; Capital Chevrolet company,
Bismarck; Master Motors company,
Mandan; Service Motor. company,
Mandan; Western Auto company,
Mandan; Mandan Motor company,
Mandan; Lair Motor Sales company,
Bismarck. -.
Fourth event, six-cylinder cars
Stair Motor company, Bismarck;
Bismarck Motor company, Bis
marek; Fleck Motor company, Bis
marck; Master Motor. company,
Mandan; Service Motor company,
Mandan; Mandan Motor company,
Mandan; Lair Motor Sales company,
Bismarck.
Sixth event, free for-all = Stair
Motor company, Bismarck; Copelin
Motor company, Bismarck; Bis
marck Motor company, Bismarck;
Fleck Motor company, Bismarck;
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-30

- y Results Wednesday
Boston 8; New York 3.
Philadelphia a; Pittsburgh 0.
Seven innings by agreement.
st. Louis, Chicago. game called in
first, rain.
Only games scheduled.
Games Thursday
St. Louis at Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia. at Boston.
Chicago at Cincinnati.
Only games scheduled.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-30
MANY C0ND0LE
S0RLIE FAMILY

Messages Of coincidence continue to
arrive in Bismarck for the bereaved
family Of the late Governor Arthur
IG. Sorlie.
Among the group received was a
telegram from Sam Baker. governor
of Missouri, who said, Mrs. Baker
joins me in heartfelt sympathy on
the passing away of Governor Sor-
lie"
u. S. Senator Gerald F. Nye wires.
MRS. Nye and | offer our deepest
and sincere sympathy. The state and
all of us have lost heavily but we
realize that yours is the greatest
loss. I shall be at Bismarck Thurs
day"
Sveinbjorn Johnson, former chief
Justice Of the North Dakota supreme
court, sent the following message
from Albert Lea, Mimi. Esther
joins me in this expression Of sor-
row and coincidence on the occasion
of your husbands death. We shall
miss his kindly spirit"
Congressman j. H. Sinclair wires
from Seattle, WASH. you have my
deepest sympathy in your great be-
reavement."
Ralph Budd. president Of the Great
Northern Railway, says, Mrs. Budd
and l want you to know that we are
thinking of you and sympathizing in
,, your great sorrow"
A message from James S. Milloy,
secretary of the Greater North Da-
1 Ill
and members of the Greater North
Dakota association mourn the pass
ing of man who coupled with the
execution of his duties as chief ex-
ecutive of the state vision of the
states future. Organized develop
ment effort has lost a great cham
pion and enthusiast. We extend sin
cere and deepest sympathy to you
and other members of his family"
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from the crop will be. and the prices
Of grain slump accordingly. Mem
bers Of our association should, by
this time, Be able to see just what
the true situation is with reference
to the crop being harvested.
From recent reports we have in
the office, there will be thousands
of acres of durum wheat that will
not be cut, and thousands cut that
will not pay for shocking, Irvine and
threshing. Hard wheat will run very
poor in many localities. There has
been more damage from rust than
the average individual is aware Of.
There are thousands and thousands
Of acres Of wheat from information
we have that will yield only fran five
to eight bushels to the acre, which
during the last month have been re-
ported as good fields. If reports
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-30
WHEAT YIELDS
SET TOO HIGH
Macfadden Says That North
Dakota Production Is Exag.
gerated

Fargo, N. D., Aug. 3o-R-
Statement that grain production in
North Dakota has been greatly over
estimated was made today by w. C.
Macfadden, secretary Of the state
bankers association.
In q letter to members of the or
ganization, he urges that they take
a day off and by careful personal in
spection find out the real situation in
each locality"
Reports from points In the state
where any threshing has been done
indicate very plainly that this years
crop has been greatly oyer-esti-
mated" Macfadden declared.
"The crop, especially wheat, will
run very much below what has been
estimated during the last month, anu
below the estimate that the outside
world has been led to believe it will
be-" he said.
Every year we get lot Of pub
licity at this time on the big crop
in sight and about nine times out of
ten we are disappointed when the re-
turns come in. Information Of this
character. based on the returns from
small patches of wheat on potato
ground or summer fallow. 90 out as
an indication Of what the returns
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Amundsen Reports
Not Substantiated

Oslo, Norway, Aug. 30.-(AP)-
Inquiries late today failed to sub.
stantiate rumors Of the finding OF
wreckage of the Latham plane in
which Road Amundsen and five
companions disappeared in June
while en- route to Spitzbergen to aid
in search for the missing Italia crew.
None of the three places-Harstad,
Melbo and Stokmarnes, all in North
Norway and mentioned in connec-
tion with the rumors-know any
thing of the alleged wreckage, and
similar inquiries along the coast
were equally fruitless. no one being
found who knew anything about it.
The Norwegian trawler Michael
Sars is in these waters, but in a
dispatch to the French cruiser Stras-
bourg today reported that she had
seen nothing.
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'HOLLENSWORTH
Pennant Progress
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

Results Wednesday.
Kansas City 5; Indianapolis A.
Other games postponed; rain and
wet grounds.