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The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
COLUMBIA TO HAVE BROOKLYN
 BRANCH.

Columbia University. the largest educational institution in point of student population in the world, has decided to establish branch college in Brooklyn, and it is said that there are already more than 600 registrants to begin when the institution opens The Brooklyn branch will be a Junior college and will give two years of col lege Work. It VIII not confer any degrees. but It's credits Will be accepted by Columbia and taken into account when the latter gives degrees It will be under the direct supervision of an administrative board to be appointed by tbo trustees of Columbia University
 The Brooklyn branch of Columbia will he named in honor of Seth Low who was Mayor of Brooklyn from 1881 to 1885 and President of Columbia University from 1890 until he resigned in 1901 to become Mayor of greater New York where he served for four years. He was the pre-
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR
 By SAM HILL

No Other Cheek Stuff For Him That he will e'er adopt the golden
 rule I'd say the chances are darn slim; For he's bird who'd much pre-
 fer to do To others what they have done to
 him.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
The Battle of the Century.
est. Louis post-Dlspatch. )


 As they listened to the last whispered words of instruction from their seconds Achilles and Hector probably thought they were about to engage in the battle of the century David may have entertained the notion he polished the pebble preparatory to letting drive at Go- Hath. There was question about it at all in the bright morning the Pharsalian plain when Caesar and Pompey fought for the grandeur that was then Rome. This is rather monot- onous, Charlemagne may have yawningly num- bled as courier bugled under his window to get up and fight again the battle of the century. And when Napoleon and Wellington heard that sound of revelry" the night before they both knew the sunrise would find them putting up the battle of the century.
 All wrong The battle of the century never has yet been fought. Dempsey and Tunney have not fought il, neither have Big Bill' Thompson and King George. It has remained for 1928 A. D.. fo sage the show. As for the probable winner, We make no predictions: but we insist that the new Ford and the new Chevrolet present the battle al the century ill miles of paint and leagues of concrete.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Which Is That

An item in the Boston Globe says.
 After it had appeared in the New York Sun that the modern girl can dress with only eight moves. one Sally Rice informed the editor that she could do it in six. One for each shoe and stock ing, one for my scanties andVone for my dress Then, just in case the editor might be an old fossil she informed him that 'scanties combine brassiere. vest, girdle and panties all in one"
 That's going some, maybe, but the old barefoot boy had it skin ned city block, for he made his complete toilet in just two--one to get into his shirt and the oth-
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
More or Less True

There was a time when if a man had a wife he never thought of depending upon the restaurants for a square meal or the laundrie, for clean and mended clothes. A man thinks there is nothing more aggravating than getting thc wrong number, but woman 1 knows there is nothing worse than getting the wrong man.
 Another thing that seems to pay even lesse attention to stop signs than a reckless driver is the run. ming expenses.
 Now and then you meet a man who has such gift of gab you can't quite figure out why he isn't wearing skirts and carrying a powder puff and vanity case.
 When a man marries to get a cook the woman usually is marry ing to get out of cooking.
 The impression we get from these flapper neckers we see iidb SiuS aioQiid tHC DOODS ct lilt wheels is that they know jusI about as much about love as the, do about cooking.
 Oh well, at that, we reckon a man gets just as tired of hearing friend wife telling him his faults as she does of hearing him telling rnnnanv his old iokee
 With the companionate marri age it is more apt to be the di- yoree lawyer than the stork that will call before the first wedding anniversary
 Any woman can tell you the only thing that can be more dis. appointing than the mails is the males.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

deeessor of pr Nicholas Murray Butler as Presi- dent of Columbia, and it the latter who decided upon comforting his the Brook lyn educational institution
 The circumstance that many Brooklyn students were taking Columbia extension courses and the desire to relieve the pressure of the stu dent population at Columbia assigned by Dr Butler the reasons for the branch college.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Field Marshal Joffre has become a casualty of the 4-cent franc. His 60.000-franc salary Is only worth $200 month and when his rent was advanced he found it necessary to abandon his apartments for more humble quarters Victors are often losers in war
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
A Ho, Hummer What Iz

GONE IS THE FLAPPER"- Headline over an editorial in a contemporary
 Yep-and where she probably has gone is--
 To a dance,
 A wild roadhouse party, The movies, or
 A bridge party.
 And some of the uplifters even hint she has gone to the devil
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

CT to get into his pants. And at that he had on just about as much as Sally, for. though her explana- ton of what that garment is sounds like it was a lot, it cer- tainly isn't.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
UNITED STATES Department of the Interior GENERAL LAND OFFICE

U. S. Land Office,
 Anchorage, Alaska.
 January 16, 1928. Notice is hereby given that Earl Wesley French. entryman, together with his witnesses, Joe Mckenzie, and John Cryderman, all of Haines, Alaska, has sub mitted final proof of his home- stead entry. serial 0691S, for the NEA NV H. NV A NEA, section 24, SEA SWA, section 13, r. 2S S. k. 53 E. c. R. M. and it is now in the files of the U. S. Land Office, Anchorage, Alaska, and if no protest is filed in the local land office within the period of publication, or thirty days there after said final proof will be ac- cepted and final certificate is- sued
 J. LINDLEY GREEN,
 Register. First publication, Feb. 29, 1928. T.act Dnh1ioofiOp Anr 1000
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Say, Dad, Isn't This a Scream

Here is a bit of static broadcast by heart-throb editor in an Eastern daily:
 "A girl has right to expect that the man she is going to marry will tell her of his faults and shortcomings"
 He doesn't expect it, but that is just what she'll spend the rest of her life telling him.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Page Lucy Page Gaston

Blinks: "Yes, I smoke fewer cigarettes since I got lighter"
 links: How does that come?" Blinks: "f get so interested trying to get the darn thing to light I forget all about smoking" ]"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Alter next June the good old resoundine siaiie undoubtedly Will be replaced by Hot as a Houston hotel room. - Cincinnati Enquirer
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Rome newspaper correspondent says the King of Italy has become addict of the Am eriean game of poker. It is understood that he plays it with at least duce wild
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

fhe marvellous and inscrutable thing about the average, everyday, loud Favorite Son is that he got to be Senator-(Detroit News
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

According to Superintendent Mcbride of the Ant-Sa1oon League the only fit to be President is one who ndorses all the policies or his tion.--t Cincinnati Enquirer
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Shorter and Means Same

Here is letter on the wo. mans page signed The wife of 8 perfect husband" remarked Mrs. Crouch.
 Why didn't she just sign t "A Widow'?" growled her husband.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Figure It Out for Yourself

Though theirs is bad business,
 still Bootleggers find their business
 mighty good But if it was the other way, old
 top, Then give that business up they
 surely would.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Modern Cure

q notice my engine has develop ed a slight cough" remarked the cranky motorist.
 Well, here, give it cigarette, '' said the friend he had picked up, as he pulled out his case.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

From what we read about the prices charged tourists, it is evident that modern night clubs are patterned after the old-time sand bags tDes Moines Register)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
The Ananias Club

"She has managed to reduce 15 pounds" said her friend, but she doesn't boast about it."
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Ohio Republicans are asking, Where are we at and where are we going?"-( Cincinnati Enqurer.)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

An Indiana public servants idea of comnlet sinaeation IS to come under the statute of limi tations-( (Ohio State Journal)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Fada Radio Sets and accessor- ice. Columbia Monographs and records. Radio Electric Co.,, Mar tin Lynch. Phone 429. adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

whoever enters the Presidential lists must De prepared to sign on Senator Borahs dotted -Indianapolis Star)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

ihat noise you hear in the distance is tbe liooVef pand wagon tBufalo Courier and Ex press) A
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

what is now so obsolete as "Scoff -law?r Philadelphia mquirer)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Interestino Information

O. Shinn is seeking the nom. ination for Recorder in Bradford County, Indiana.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Though we want to love our neighbors we wlsn Indiana would do little better (Toledo Blade)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

How Aesop thought up the fable of the dog in the manager so long before we had radical group in Congress?
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

Politicians do not ask. "Is he the best man g,, put, Can he win?"-- Milwaukee Journal)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
These Heartless Cooks

'I'd hate to be an egg" Remarked old Silas Tupp, Because, you see, it does
 So often get beat up."
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
Observations of Oldest lnhabItant

I kin remember when it was no trouble at all to tell a drugstore from a sandwich shop.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19

What Indiana politics needs is a disinfectant -tToledo Blade) '"A'
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-03-19
J. LINDLEY GREEN,
 Rapicfar

First publication, Feb. 29, 1928. Last publication, Apr. 4. 1928.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12

store, Illinois and Washington SITS,
this city, and interviewing the Kon-
iola Man, where he is personally
explaining this new medicine to the
public.
"Konjola is first of all new, adj
vanced remedy" explained the Kon-
jola Man, yesterday. "It is a liquid
containing medicinal extracts from
twenty-five plants of nature. This
compound works with the sufferers
own. food, restoring the stomach,
liyeH kidneys and bowels to better
action. 1t removes the poisons
which cause most of the chronic
aches and pains, and therefore, the
people who take Konjola nearly al
ways report new feelings of health
over their body in general.
Another surprising statement has
been received, which shows more
clearly what Konjola is doing for
the stomach sufferers in this vlcln-
ity. The statement came from Mrs.
Jennie Holding, well-knoWn InGi-
annapolis lady, living at $40 Blake ST.
'Konjola certainly made a great
change in me-" said Mrs. Holding.
Il don't look like the same person,
and 1 feel better than I have in
years.
"My worst trouble was with my
stomach. My food did not agree
with me and shortly after had
eaten a meal a hard rock seemed
to form in the very pit of my stom-
aCh, Soon afterwards gas would
form, causing severe pains and
bloating.
Il also had much trouble with my
liver. This caused me to have a
very yellow complexion and to feel
sluggish at all times. I was con-
stantly constipated, which caused
me severe headaches.
It have now taken one and a half
bottles of Konjola and feel improved
over my entire system. I was able
to eat sauerkraut today for the first
time in five years. During the past
five years was forced to stay on
a diet and it certainly is pleas
ure to be able to eat any and all
food you like. The gas and bloat-
ing has all disappeared and 1 do
not have any more headaches. My
complexion is now cleared up, and
to look at me you would think I
was in perfect health. I never be-
lieved that such small amount Of
medicine would perform such a
miracle. 1t has really improved my
health so much that gladly offer
my statement for publication, In
order that other sufferers may bene-
tit by my experience. I cannot be-
gin to give your medicine the praise
it deserves, as words will not express
my thankfulneSs.
The Konjola Man is at Hooks
drug store, Illinois and Washington
Sts., Indianapolis, where he is daily
meeting the public and introducing
and explaining the merits of this
remedy. Konjola is being sold in
large quantities at all Hook stores
and by all the best druggists in all
to- f-v~'-9',~l't this entire sec
ion.-Adg cI sise.ncrt.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
SMITH, HOOVER
LEAD FOR FIRST
+ 1928 PRIMARY
New Hampshire Voters to
Name Their Delegates
at Polls Tuesday.

By United Press
CONCORD, N. H, March r.
The first of the presidential pri-
maries will be held in New Hamp-
shire tomorrow.
Republicans and Democrats will
go to the polls to choose delegates
to the June conventions of their
respective parties, but because of
the stringent State laws it is doubt
full whether any of the candidates
of either party will receive officially
the full delegation.
Political leaders Of the two par
ties generally believe, however, that
the. Sympathizers with Secretary of
Commerce Hoover, Republican, and
Governor AL Smith of New York,
Democrat, will be elected to control
the delegations in their respective
parties
The State law permits election of
three classes of delegates; Cd those
pledged definitely to single candi-
date who can not vote in convention
for anyone but that candidate no
matter what happens; CD those who
pledge themselves to no candidate,
and 90 those who announce they
are Favorable" to candidate, but
not definitely pledged to vote for
him.
One Republican candidate has
announced himself pledged to Presi-
dent Coolidge for reelection.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
Is 80 the LOUe Deudline?
Men Past That Age Have Proved Their Devotion, Says
James Montague, Replying to DurantS Contention.

of desperate tolerance, but it
would be somewhat inaccurate to
term that sort of feeling love.
The word "dote" means to love,
and the word "dotard" means an
old gentleman. Perhaps there is
some genealogical connection be-
tween them. Anyway, men who
get married after 30, while they
are far more easily the victims of
female fortune hunters, are far
less likely to try to break out of
the trap, and far more apt to
glory in their letters.
XXTHEN there is a break it usu-
w ally is due to the lady, for
she is always romantic, and sell
dom can help regretting that she
didn't meet John Barrymore a
little earlier. About women, I am
not SO sure. Nobody is, or ever
has been.
Yet I know of a number of
them who have married after 30,
and who still believe that little.
ugly husbands have the physical
attractiveneSs of a movie star, the
strength Of Gene Tunney, and the
mentality of all the worlds great
est Notwithstanding philoso-
pherS-rolled into one.
1t is the maternal instinct in
them that makes them love the
men they married. And men, born
of women, inherit maternal in
stincts too. That is what makes
them ardent lovers after 30, pro-
vided they marry girls who do not
try to boss them, but continue to
be clinging vines.
Far be it from me to enter into
an academic argument with such
a scholarly gentleman and pro-
found thinker and observer as
Mr.. Will Durant. In default of
equipment. all can say is that
I believe he is wrong.
His reasoning sounds lick that
of a young man, and young
man naturally has his own point
of view. point of view which
is beautifully expressed in the
song of Mr.. Vernon Dalhart.
Never marry an old man
For he is worn and gray.
But a Young mans heart is full OF love
Go way. old man, go way
(Copyricht. 1929 bv Bell Syndicate. IncO
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
BY JAMES ]. MONTAGUE

THACKERAY accounted for a
l. famous British generals
popularity with women by ex-
planning that he allowed them to
give him money. There is no de-
votion comparable that which is
engendered by the bestowing of
faVorS.
have known elderly theatrical
managers to bankrupt themselves
trying vainly to make stars out
of their wives. And the more
money they lost the more ardent
became their affection for the
pretty little dumbbellS, who never
could learn to do anything but
stand still and look beautiful.
If love means unselfish devo-
tion-and it ought to-men who
are past 80 are more capable of
possessing it than men under 80.
And their capacity increases as
they reach maturer years
which often are years of indis-
erection. The youthful husband
thinks good deal about himself.
When his passions once have
lost their brutal force" as Tenny-
son said in a mean poem he wrote
about girl who refused him, he
begins to wonder what kind of a
break he is getting out of welded
life. He "looks out of the win
dow" oftener than an older man
does.
He thinks tenderly of the girls
he might have had, and is prone
to imagine that they wouldn't
have taken him as a matter of
course so early in the game, and
scolded him for leaving cigaret
ashes around the house and
spending so much time on the
golf course.
After that he begins to feel sorry
for himself, and the fine edge of
the romance is over. But there
is something almost maternal in
the affection Of a man of more
advanced years, and there is no
greater love than mother love. He
is transported to think that this
lovely creaturc-cven though she
were a SpinSter of 80 or more
when he married her-haS really
consented to let him give her
flowers, and take her to the thea
ter, and sit patiently around
modistes' shops while she tries on
costumes.
He thinks up little surprises to
delight her. He gets out Of the
weekly poker event. and actually
takes her around the golf course
with i'm every day. 7 have yet to
see a young man doing that more
than couple of times in a year.
n u =
MOST young men are fairly
1VI swollen with conceit if, be-
fore attaining 30 they have &C
cumulated enough money to sup
port wife in reasonable comfort.
Such a man wants her to listen
and understand him when he
brings home the figures on the bal
ance sheet, and tells her how the
advice he gave the sales manager
resulted in a record business for
the year.
He expects that she will be
thrilled with all the shop talk
which he can get nc one else to
listen to, and that she will remain
attentive even when he relates
the struggles Of his early youth.
And when she yawns through
his conversation, suggests going
out to the theater or the movies,
he begins to think that he is not
appreciated, and she is no longer
as beautiful or as intelligent in his
eyes as she was in the days of the
courtship
He may get used to her after
that, and regard her with a sort
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12

still had enough fuel remaining to
reach Paris.
Or I Right have struck the
coastline as far north as northern
Scandinavia, or as far south as
southern Spain and landed without
danger to myself or the plane, even
though I had not reached my desti-
nation.
With these facts in view, 1 be-
lieved the additional reserve Of fuel
to be more important on this flight
than the accuracy of celestial navi-
cation.
For the flight from San Diego to
st. Louis and New York I carried
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
COL. CHAS A. LINDBERGH'S OWN LIFE STORY eSa:1sa.

maps of the individual States and
one of the United States with the
course plotted on each.
For the flight from New York to
Paris had two photographic charts
of the North Atlantic Ocean con-
tanning the great circle course and
its bearing at intervals of 100 miles.
In addition to these charts, l
had map of each State, territory
and country passed over. This in
Guided maps of Connecticut, Rhode
Island, Massachusetts,, NOVA Scotia,
Newfoundland, Ireland, England
and France. Also a map of Europe.
(TO Be Continued
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
P. T. A. TO PRESENT PLAY
Washington Group Arrange Show
for Pipe Organ Fund.

His Honor Abe Potash" hailed
as the greatest of the famous Potash
plays, will be presented at Washing
ton High School auditorium at 8
p. m. Monday by Arthur MacMur-
rays Community Theater Players,
under auspices of the school Parent
Teachers Association.
Proceeds will start a fund planned
by the association to purchase a
pipe organ for the auditorium.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
Baby Chokes on Watch

BV THitcd Press
BLUFFTON, Ind, March l2.-The
-months-old baby of Mr.. and Mrs.
Dale Ulner, seven miles southwest
of here, is recovering after attempt
ing to swallow wrist watch. Ser
vices of a physician were required
to remove the watch from the baby's
throat.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
WHY EVERY USER BECOMES A
FRIEND

Never has any other cough medi-
cine acted SO quickly and satisfac-
torily as Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound; and it gives complete
satisfaction to friends who use it on
my recommendation says j. D. Nc
Comb, Toledo, Ohio 1t spreads a
healing, soothing coating in all irri-
tated inf1amed throat stops cough
ing; raises plllegm easily. No opiates
to cause constitution, no chloro-
form, no dope" You take no
chances with cough or cold when
you buy Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound. Ask for it.-Advertise-
ment.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-03-12
FREE OF HEALTH
TROUBLE SINCE
She Got KONJOLA
indianapolis Lady Tells
How the New Medi-
cine Benefited Her
Entire System.

Reports of what Konjola has done
In actual cases are appearing every
day in the indianapolis papers, and
at the same time, vast crowds are
calling daily at the Hook drug
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-18
ENJOYS name
TO 2 POSTS

President Coolidge yesterday APP
pointed Warren D. Robbins, coun.
selor at the American embassy at.
Rome, minister to Salvador. to sue
coed Jefferson Caffery, who recently
resigned
The President also appointed H.
r. Arthur Schoenfeld, counselor at
the American embassy at Mexico
City, minister to Bulgaria to sue
coed Charles s. Wilson. who was
lately transferred as minister to Ru-
mania, which post was vacated
when DR.. William Culbertson was
appointed ambassador to Chile to-
succeed DR.. Collier resigned
SchoenfeId is well known In this
city, where he specialized in law at
George Washington University. He
served several months in conf
Dental capacity in the State De-
partnent and in various capacities
in European and South American
capitals. In 1924. he was sent from
Vienna, where he had been first
secretary to Mexico City. He Is q
member of the University Club and
maintains a home In Cleveland Park.