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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29

The concerts to be given this week
by the United States Army Band
Curtis n. Away, captain, Infantry,
commanding William J, Stannard.
leader, and Thomas F. Darcy. second
leader, will include the following pro-
grams,
Tomorrow, Mcmillan Park. First and
Bryant streets northwest. at 1880 pm; :
Thomas F. Darcy conducting:
March. Colts Armory" Omitted statesl.
Overture. Raymond" united statesi,
valse Lento. .,Reeueydo" tchlle} Sore
Selections from Mile. Modiste" UNITED
Fsa ssssss' The evolution n Yankee ae.'e''
a pSaae anltss
The star spansIsd Banner,
Tuesday Walter Reed General Hos
pital at $40 PM:
March, The Washington Evenins star
In 0u the Temple Of III. sun God. from rom :
IATrspse Sai' for &. Army Band 81 Se
sui,s. "nWsllers Of the western worla.'
! The White Man
Popular waltz. Ramona" UNITED States.
Wayne
March, ION the Mslf' Omitted ststss,,
Goldman
Trombone solos
tal 'Marcheta" United States,
thl Drink To Me Only with Thine
Eyes" tEugiandl.
Technical serst William r. Raymond,
waltz, Entire seigas" ,,Siuatemalsj Iopes
March. Illinois limited StsteSl 80 Woods
The Star Spangied Banner"
Wednesday. Sylvan Theater. Wash
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
DR.. Siemund Spaeth Talks
On "Jazzmania Friday

nR. sIGMUND sPAETH. the capable
- musician and unusual Lecture per-
s0nality who FIRST became widely pop"
ulAr through his beok entitled The
Commonsenae Of Music" will present
one Of his most popular lectures,
"Jazznnania," in the auditorium OF the
University ot Maryland Friday night
at o'clock.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
SERVICE BAND PROGRAMS

ington Monument grounds, at 1880 pm,
Thomas r. Darcy conducting:
March, Colts Armory'' Omitted ststesl,
Overture. RAYMOND" Omitted states. -ll'"
vals, Lsnto. "s Ss Es Chile! = .sero
Selections from Mile Nodists" Omitted
FANTASIA ssfs "Tne Evolution OF ;Yanks a'r0'r'
cd RSDS.e Es Dissn s's's
March, zses ssr spsn M9iscGs Manner Codna
Thursday. United states Capitol, at
1880 pm, w. J. Stannard conducting
Overture. n ouarany" .BrssiD :; Come
I 9Arranssd '' for the Army Band b. by
Ma lnfD w in.frs stannard Omitted ststes,.
tRespectfully dedicated to W. J. stan
Member mem and soIoist of G ths 9Th Rssient
Band. New York National ouardJ
isS 'Msrch.ts" united States
Oh Drink, e Ne onls With Thine
Technical. ssrst. william P. Rsymond)
Intermezzo, The Glow Worm Germany;
March; Cruz Roia" cRed Cross.
o II. r. Darcy. ,coniductinES' ~"
Overture. Raymond Omitted staten,
waltz. wedding OF the Winds"
seIeetio ore from Mile. Modiste nan
March, 'ooits Aruory UNITED st.sss5,ce,'
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Friday. the Army War College, at
$50 pm:
March. The washington Evening Star"
suite n'e pwel ifsst Of the western world
Quilted States 49, ..............,. .Sousa
/. The Red Man.
q The White Man.
g. 'rhe Black Man.
Wayne
March. "on the Mall" Omitted stalesi.
Goldman
Trombone solos
fa) "Marcheta."
(bi Drink TO Me Only With Thine Eyes"
CTechnicsl Seret William r. RAYMOND
waltz. Entire Selvas" fGuatemslsl.. Lopez
March, Illinois" UNITED Statesl. Woods
The Star SpanzIed, Banner"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
THE U. 5. MARINE BAND.

The concerts this week to be given
by the United States Marine Band Tay-
lor Branson leader, Arthur S. Witconb
second leader, will have the following
programs;
Monday. Marine Barracks. at s:1s PM
March, Under the Banner Of Victory"
Goebel
Overture. Morning. Noon and Night" suppe
Intermezzo simfonico from "cavaller1a
husticana ........,. Ma sea gni
frl Colorado . ne I.ura
Principal Musician peter 4 Macs hu's
Valse de concert, Gold and Silver Lehar
Excerpts from Chimes OF Normandy"
Plannuette
Three dances from Neil Gwynnp German
tal Country dance.
tbi Pastoral dance
tcD Merrymakers' dance
Grand military tattoo. ................Ro gan
Marines hymn. The Haas Of MonteZuma =
The Star Spansled Banner"
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THE n. s. NAVY BAND.

The concerts to be presented during
the current week by the U. 8. Navy
Band, Charles Benter leader and Charles
Wise second leader, will have the fol-
lowing programs;
Monday, 1880 pm, at the Capitol
broadcast by WMAL):
lyertIre. Die MelstersinEer" $500. wagner
Musician William Meyer.
Schs rzo and finale from Fifth SYMPHONY
IN Mlnos: op 67.......... Beethoven
rd Earl NV: Grimes. sh N lst CT. U, $.
irish tune from M County County Derry GRANGER
Excerpts from wonderland" Herbert
Prelude h h Ss sh: spsn Mnpr
Tuesday, 7:3o pm, at Stanton
Park c and Fifth streets northeast:
March; Chamber Of Commerce :. ossll
tDedicated to Mr.. Isaac Cans OF
o.-. ,Wsshineton, D. c.
ET 4i.s n iFS f.t.
suite Of three salon pieces
'1prsumerie; rsveris. ..... ;sehumsnn
! Polka + piz2IeSto ioyi Itramss
Grand Scenes O from the ballet "syisis @S'
czardss' The Ghost Of the War
y ysE iro Ia ii! Rel: l, ioamsns iVsnovie
The star spansI.d Banner"
Wednesday. 7;3o pm, at the band
stand, Navy Yard;
March. Spirit Of St. Louis" ...... Woods
Overture. Der Freischutz' 49,. Won Weber
Xssi nn3.,,n solo, Fantasia on Irish and
Musician Louis j. Goucher. ''O'O'
Grand Crane scenes from the opera, Samson
Vocal solos. Selected
Earl v. Grimes. Pm. M LIST CT. U. 8. N.
rihaie from symphony In r Minor
Excerpts from THE Fortune Teilsr." Herbert
Ballet advertisement from Henry WIZ"
- %"29's seottlsh q fas +: Clans"
g, Dance Of The Gypsy Girl"
I'D Jig and Finale"
RhapSodte. Hungarian. No i".. List
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Thursday. pm, aband stand. Navy
Yard broadcast by WRC):
March. Light Cruisers ........ Benter
Dedicated to Rear Admiral A. L. willard.
ov.rt,,. .rs " s. NJ
pecoo SOLO Ths Firms
Musician William Meyer
Grsno scenes from the American opera.
poems symphoniaue, Dams. Msca ssE'ef'
Intermezzo Triumph Of Beauty' Won BIon
ppImpromptu /" Or, %. .,..........c Chopin
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
Tuesday, United States Veterans Hespital
No. Be. Mount Alto. AZ PM.
Wednesday. United States Capitol,
at s:3n PM.

Overture. Mountains Of the North" Tregins
Nocturne. Dreams OF Lows" t'sLiebes-
Grand Scenes from 'Lucresis RorSia. A''o'
Donizetti
Cornet solo. Volunteer" ........ Rogers
Musician Nicholas Cicchese,
Suite, Peer Gynt", .................. Cries
Tar Morning"
thl Asses Death"
tci 'Anitras Dance
al Dance OF the Imps'
EXCERPTS from Bohemian Girl ,...... .Ealfe
fdvl, Monastery Bells" ......s....,+....we Iy
Grand march. Queen OF Sheba" .Geunod
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29

surprising effects. its projections Of en-
geu1ble. II has been chosen 10 open the
Carnegie Hall, New York City, in Sep
TENDER II holds a place all its o. \,
this great American Jazz band
The other orchestra Is equally as dis
tinctiye. and Is dedicated 70 the purpose
Of familiarizing the music lovers OF the
country with the beautiful and great
literature for string 0rchestras II Is
called the Philadelphia Chamber String
Eimfontetta, f1d LIS composed OF III
leading members Of the Philadelphia
Orchestra. Fabien Scyitzky The double
the new organization and Is its con-
ductor. There Is fascinating story Of
how he came to be known az the "Casals
. Of the double ~bass," and OF how the
Simfonietta came To be born. Eevitzky,
who is a nephew OF Serget Koussevitzky,
conductor OF the Boston Symphony Or
ehegtra. Is regarded as a conductor OF
dlscernrnent and fine musieinnship.
| The Eimfonietta's programs offer
everything from Viyaldi Corclii and
Eossi to Block and Schoenberg. It's
| fullness and beauty Of tone are said 70
/ be remarkable, and 1t can be counted
/ upon 10 present ui1haekneyed programs,
offering novelties that have charm and
musical importance,
+, Both orchcstras are scheduled to APP
pear In the early part Of the course
Paul Whiteman and his orchestra APP
pearing December is. and the GinafOni-
eta January a. IL win be the Wash
! ington premiere Of the simfonietta.
Taollo Onyun Is guest ofgantst at the
! Metropolitan M, r. Church during the
/ month. 0f August while Or. and Mrs
| James Shers Montgomery are motoring
| In New England Mrs. Montgomery
will resume her position as the regular
| oreanist az thst church early In Sep
i fefflbef,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29

THE UNITED STATES ARMY BAND.

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
SOLDIERS HOME BAND.

The United States Soldiers Home
Band, John S. M. Zimmerman. leader.
Anton Pointner, second leader, will give
the usual concerts In the bandstsnd
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday OF this
week, beginning promptly at $50 pm.
The programs will include:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
TUESDAY.

March. The Elite" ........... Zimmerman
Three Characteristic dances. ........ .SaenEer
| l, "Valse Graceuse''; 2. Introduction and
Habanera": 3. ''Danse CFotesaue
Excerpts from, the musical comedy The
FOX 'i trot popuia isN song Of the wand.rer
Moret
Hawaiian waltz. "Mo-Aua" ......... .Oleson
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-07-29
THURSDAY.

March. "InvercargiIl'' Lithgow
of the Dav'') ...,s.......... Adam
Rhapsody. "Espana" ............. Chabrler
Scenes from the opera The Chimes Of
Normandy" ........-....... IL. Planduette
Fox trot, Love and Kisses =. 49,. Silver
waltz suite. Eileen Alannah" Bonheur
Finale. 'Semper Fidelis'' -. - =. 4. .S0uss
The Star SpanyIed Banner"
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SATURDAY

March. THE World in Arms" .Teiks
Moroccan. 'Noeturne. op. IS. No. T. .cRopin
Gems from the. musical comedy The
Fox H trot. Crazy Words crazy Ta nPAh
NeQueSt. s.r.s.s..... .E......s. AseT
Waltz. 'vslse Annette" ............ Baxter
Finale. There's Long. Lons Trail
tNequesp ...s-.+.*.......,t..- .Elliott
THE Star sranSied Banner"
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
U, s, SOLDIERS
GUARD NATIONALS
President Coolidge's Attention
Called to the Existing
Situation.

straightforward forces prepared
to guard their nationals as the south.
ern (nationalist) troops advanced on
Tientsin 60 miles southeast Of Picking,
their objective in the nationalist
spring drive.
The foreign military commanders
who have a force Of $500 troops at
their disposal, decided to establish an
outpost line on a radius Of seven miles
from the city. Japanese troops were
assigned to guard strategic points in
the foreign concessions, including the
eastern railway station at the juno
ton of the important lines linking
Tientsin and Pukow, opposite Nank-
ing, and Picking and Mukden.
Defense Lines Drawn.
Four thousand of the foreign troops
in Tientsin are Americans who are
equipped with 20 airplanes, five tanks
and five field guns. One thousand
are British, 5000 are French and 600
are Japanese.
AS the southern troops moved north,
the nationalist council formally called
President Coolidge's attention to the
recent clash between southern and
Japanese forces in Tsinan and asked
the attitude Of the United States gov
eminent toward this grave situation
created by Japan"
Capture Of Tientsin by the south
erners would cut Picking off from the
sea and the northern commander
Chang Tso Lin from his base and
headquarters in Manchuria.
A large foreign population in Tient-
sin would be placed in precarious
situation such as resulted in grave
clashes at Marking last year and
Tsinan.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Flood Bill Waits COOLIDGE Name

Washington - Congressional action
on the Mississippi river food control
bill stood completed and only the sig
nature of President Coolidge now is
required before the nations engineers
are given one of their greatest tasks
In history. With little preliminary
ado and without a record vote, the
senate adopted the conference report
on the measure, with three important
revisions suggested by the President.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Lutherans to Study Pensions

Minneapolis-A committee of 100
laymen has been invited by officers
of the board of pensions of the Nor
wegian Lutheran church to consider
and approve a new pension plan, at a
meeting to be held at the Curtis hotel
May 81.
The new plan drawn up by the
committee will be presented to the
biennial convention Of the church on
Friday, June 1, and the laymen will
meet the following day to take &C.
ton on the resolutions passed by the
convention.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Two Killed by Electric Shock

Lewiston, Minn.-Two prominent
Lewiston men, DR.. A. B. Moulton, 81
years old, and Oscar Nelson, 80, su-
perintendent of schools, were killed
late today when an iron pipe with
which they were working struck an
electric power line.
They were trying to force a long
pipe into a cesspool in the backyard
of their home when the pipe came in
contact with an overhead wire. Both
have families.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Freiuht On Potatoes ST Bushei

Darlington, N. D.-A carload Of po-
tatoes received in C4rrington cost
1888 for the freight, or approximately
81 per bushel. The potatoes were
grown on Prince Edward island, in
the Gulf of st. Lawrence, and are
known as the Prince Edward Island
cobblers. They were shipped here as
extra fancy seed for the extensive po-
tato raising program under way in the
Darlington area.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Ontario Swept By Floods

Toronto-Swollen streams, burden.
ed with the water from melting snow
and ice, were rising in the food
stricken areas Of Ontario. The Cat.
ineau river at Ottawa was still rising
and the Montreal river in northern
Ontario has reached a level not
equalled since the floods of 1909.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Rum Exporters Form Combine

Toronto-Liquor prices are due to
jump in dry United States. A $780,
100000 merger of liquor exporting
companies was announced. The first
step OF the new liquor ring will be
to jump the price Of liquor from 81 to
81 case. United States rum runners
will not only have to pay more for
their liquor but they will have to pay
cash.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17
Cleveland Cheers Bremen Aviators

Cleveland Cheers Bremen Aviators.
Cleveland, Ohio-The three Bremen
fiers, Baron Gunther Won Huenefeld,
Major James e. Fitzmaurice and
Captain Hermann Koehl, arrived at
Brook Park airport from Philadelphia
for rousing welcome from a great
throng of Clevelanders.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1928-05-17

German Premier 80 Years Old.
Berlin-Dr. Gustave Stresemann,
Germany's foreign minister, celebrat.
ed his 50th birthday anniversary
quietly at his home.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21
Boy Scout Movement Proven

WITH activities picking an
w years history
appears timely
that things
o plan
In the past 18
OATH and it estimated that
in the country who failed
citizenship parent questions
whether join
The thing that
itself in the final analysis the
sufficient
among the young who
scouting did youth
teaches self reliance, required
emergencies of
in
Time when mental
regard children
civilization require
has
youth the
furnishing those
but ppmenng in scientific the mental
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21
STUDY SPANISH WITH THE DISPATCH
How are you sir?


gracias
se much Ell Domingo? you
Fu mi faml las mOnahas went with family to the noun
pase6 ell Domingo? And you ride Sunday?
No trabajo tai puedo pme tod los Domngos
able Sundays
I'd hope that
1t will be honor to sir
with family to the mountains or to
family
day i S
kindly telephone me in case that
uchimas grac senOr amabihdad Very many thanks sir
for affabiity
las
FLOWERS and the garden
senlas-he seeds de
festhe perfume the flowers leaves Un de
coroLa Ell raicthe
de hOreste flowers de las
plantasthe variety OF the plants La Rah Ell rose
lilly Ell lIO de Maohe lily the valley No OdFoge me-no
lei pnsamientO the AmapOahe Ell capnk car
MagnOiathe Magnolia La
PasiOnPasion flower La Madresea Honeysckie La
flores
frutas-Th bear
The trees abes ruaeshe fruit Un
HmOnerOa lemon Un mOrala null
peach I'm perala Una
higueraa Zig tree Una palmaa palm tree Un nogaa walnut uee
rOble- I'm
IAN tree Un aua laurel tree Un droa cedar tree I'm pnO
la
muy botany
Itereing.
of its wonders flores an The flowers give us hap
garden at hoe2
anila jardn yes SIR FAMILY
pOxma lesson wiz Friday
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21

result
appropriation that the SSOOOO0O0o
$5OOOOoOOO,
Organized righteousness of its
sncy sayhonesy working for noble
IDEAL oppose out animal
natures
way higher
nnuous
forgetting pupoey
pedal
with the United
States British is concerned
only guarding then why does Britain maintain naval
bases on its which the Panama canal?
Congress ships
other eethough the
for congress to
decide whether the
making up
subject and OF proved patrous
readily demand law
aru-
kill comoatve spirit?
country with the naval DILL can
basket Ihe Silent
majority which the energy to peace u
nrenon that hghtngs sincerely Tor honest
pacst minority But 1t does not su
safety and hono the
The silent majority
administration thinks 1t ought TO De
entire lack aggressive War-nke
snr in the United which will protect our peace
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21
Universal Language Coming

THE language be
realized
Russian years
his contribution progress
into being will
a specialization of
nightly presenting programs
will be but German Russian and scand
the listener by the
hear the dramatic offerings European countries
France the World
listening distances will carry
n of
portions
languages today.
universal language is growth
the vehicle towards understanding
in
heard grand easily
universal understandings when
listening
evon set by his giving
to their words by their dramatic
has made little
be enriched the
Words the people
seeking a thought
Radio ultimately peoples
words richer in meaning
will n ability @ with all Others
The tower of Babel multiplied
the radio ufy
cannot be anticipated that
to
hope that but few centuries will be
universal
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21
THE SIMPLE LIFE
(The Vancouver, B. G., SUM

B C.,
Chapman leading the choir the
McGuk Jones'
forth a
raped McCurk
to the floor Without
Washington
Nfcavok baso ripped eled
like
policeman
wasp peacefully the Life Line"
commend all.
is civilization
objected
undgned heated
ments merely
and S could than that?
point
Chicago
eheado
Ia
S simplest
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21

Gladys: You say he doesn't know
how to kiss?
Florence: l said he didn't know
how to kiss.
Room: / told that girl what L
thought OF her.
Mate: And what did she say?
Room: She said she loved me,
toe.
would you marry that girl for
her money!"
mot if 1 could get it any other
way"
"I see by the paper that policemen
are going TO be vaccinated."
What for: they never catch any
thing"
Midnight Oil
"If I'm studying when you come
in, wake me up"
Modern Version
Children should be seen and not
had.
do you believe in giving man
plenty of rope?"
"WelI. no. my dear; I did that
with my husband and he skipped. y
i'Do you think your mother would
object if 1 kissed you?"
"Oh, Bobbie, I'm sure she wouldn't
hear OF it,"
The Reason
Griggs: DO me a favor, old man
Don't let your wife wear her new
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21

These are some of the main facts
and figures behind the present senti-
ment for a government merchant ma
rine American shipping in terests
haven't been able to maintain an ada
quate merchant marine without gov
crnment aid, and it has proved
impossible tc obtain a subsidy from
congress. 1t cosIS more. for various
SEASONS, to build and operate Am eri-
can ships.
One menace is the fact that more
than two-thirdS of ships entering and
leaving American ports are Of foreign
registry and that they carry more
than two-thirds of our cargoes, COM
ing and going, is explained by Vice
Chairman Edward c. Plummer of the
shipping board, who says OF our pres
ent one-third and the continued de-
cline:
Experience shows that this is as
small a percentage of American ton
mage as will insure just treatment OF
American cargoes by those foreign
ships which now carry most of our
import and export cargoes.'
The Jones bill, recently passed by
the senate, looks to construction of
such ships as will maintain existing
American flag shipping services and
meet the needs of our commerce and
national security. Senator Jones says
that unless a definite constructive
policy is adopted at this session Of
congress our ships will be hopelessly
deteriorated and helpless to meet
world shipping conditions within the
next two wears.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21
PZucked From the Plains

winter costume when you come round
to our place. 1 don't want my wife
to see it just now.
Briggs; Why man alive, that's
just why we are coming.
The modern girl, read, is allowed
it compensates for the lack of
longitude.
Doctors l hardly like to mention
it, but that cheque you gave me has
-er-come back
Patient: That's funny, doctor-so
have all my symptoms.
Sir, where is your chivalry?"
II traded it in on a new model
Packard, Miss"
Sweet Lady
Helen got awful mad when 1
spilled the perfume on her dress"
Don't say?"
"She was highly incensed"
Encore
The hall was filled with dense blue
smoke from the cigarettes of the
men standing about in groups. They
were chatting about the various
merits OF leading musical comedy
actresses.
Then suddenly a boys voice an
nounced The curtain is up"
And the men dashed into the next
room and leaned far out the open
windows gazing at the windows Of
the girls dorm next door.
Dispatch Telephones-8l and 80.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21

WASHINGTON. A hundred years
ago American ships carried about go
per cent of Americas foreign trade.
Today the figure is slightly over 80
per cent, and dropping.
But if there had been no World
war; the American flag very likely
would have disappeared from the
high seas.
The high point was 1880. BY 1860
our own ships we're carrying but 66.5
per cent of our trade, and in the
next 20 years it came down to TIA.
In 1919 only 81 per cent of our
imports and exports were carried on
American bottoms.
The World war brought big
change and we were forced into a
three billion-do shipping program
because we had no ships of our own.
Some European shipping was being
sunk and the rest of it was tied up
for war purposes. Our own exports
began to pile up at the docks at an
appalling rate Shipbuilding was stim-
ulated The need for ships called for
heroic measures We seized the splen-
did German ships we had interned
and then proceeded to build new
ones in an orgy of building which
everyone still remembers.
When we came out of the war the
government had some $500 ships, OF
which 1000 were operating and carry
ing 42.7 per cent of our trade by
1920.
BY 1925 the percentage had dropped
to 322 less than third
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-21
BARBS

A Boston boy confesses he tried
to burn the school house. The
strange part of that is the base
ball season has not begun.
They've change ID the football
rules again. We didn't know they
had any rules to start with.
Motion picture producers say
they're going to put on b better
pictures. Pretty soon movie
show won't be fit place to sleep
in.
Many of the 1900 sleuths who
flunked the civil service exams are
still at work, says Commissioner
Doran. Well, the dumber they are
the better some people are going
to like them, anyway.
Kansas City has found enough
hotel rooms for the G. o. P. dele
gates and will rent them at a
fixed rate. Must be going to
raise the price a little on the
meals.
While congress is trying to do
something about the flood situa-
ton, wouldn't it be a good idea to
see about some of this watered
stock?