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Smyrna times., 1928-04-04
| IfTfEIJDI RETURNED 70
||IITiI'GFIfGH IiI' ANOTHER YEAR
- GOLDEN JUBILEE
| MINISTRY Al W.
,,isDdship, CheswOld and Mll- 4
FGlstuS;,sT Gsf SeT PastOrs-Rev. 2.
een u.' coes Back to Clayton

\ friendship CheswOld and Mll- 4
81 tIls,lu' ~ SeW PastOrs-Rev. p.
I ~ etop an Goes Back tO Clayton
I 0,.rr ,.-n,I session Of Wilmington 3
anleai l4elaisconal Conference, Bish-
1 5o4,t 5srsi 5IlISpd presiding, adjourned G, its
tIossr' .a.sian held at Union Church,
a ssssl tss Monday, to meet next
1 ing.ap' GEORGETOWN. Bishop Mellow
.ll,nDesJ :, u's,f his appointments, there
lo4nt tntsl Of IS changes. Rev. r.
I.assnson, ny, D. D., as va expecte-
Y. returned to Asbury Church
v Y, for another year, and Rev;
! ils, ciraD 4 was returned to st, Paul
! VII CLAYTON. Cheswold gets a
u ..+or j. Il Rev. Willard Everett;
i@or 15,D, ! new pastor il Rev. Roy
.gss s,s'' and Odessa-Fnendship a
@tor IL Rev. J. A. Richardson.
Z Hodgson goes back to
& i',d. ] Rev. J. Il. Geoghegan to
IA ard Rev. E. W. Henvis to
.-riIIe. Dover and Middletown
II pastors in Rev. Ms. Andrews
! M !. B. McCade. Rev. g. P-
rsasurer Of the Conference
.rts Endowment Committee, is
rpd and assigned again to AS
! Church Quarterly Conference in
na
lax. Stephenson Celebrates
Dr. R. K. Stephenson, Of Smyr-
las lust been returned for an
nnference year was distinctly
q N by being invited to preach
non Thursday in honor Of his
y Rars in the ministry. A large
I'm addition to the members of
nisrence had assembled to hear
\ sphensOn, and many expressions
nsdatiOn we're heard as pr.
n;0n, becoming reminiscent,
II Of the early days Of his minis
/ first determination not to lis
the call Of the ministry, and Of
4 d decision to preach the Gospel.
close Of his sermon DR.. Steph-
vas close to the point of tears,
bed was he BY the affectionate
Of his brother ministers con
{ the fashion in which ne re-
bis call to the ministry and
m spiritually enriching exper-
ddng his years in this confer
magnificent bouquet of Grim
and several packages con
gifts we're presented to DR..
zgn in honor Of tile half cen
service completed in the min
q the church. DR.. Stephenson
big pastorate at Snow Hill, Md,
and has served the following
Annamessex, Nd, 1879; Bar
Chapel, 1880; Appoquinimink,
VIZ; Trappe, Nd, 1888; Mil
Nd., 1868; Smyrna Circuit.
7 Crisfeld, Nd, 1893-95; Sea.
@6-l9OO; Elkton, Nd, 1912;
Church, Wilmington, 19O3-8;
hiendent Of the Easton District
Aiddletown District, 1909; Su-
.iaent Of the Dover District
Milford, 1916-2O; Silverbrook,
agion, 1924; Smyrna. 1858.
3ontments are az follows:
AlDDLETOWN DISTRICT
Y :. Jones. Superintendent
iFIeg5i-L. ?. Corkran supply
u 4 uNeavitt-F. x. McCorkle CsuppIvl
n WiHsnTy "a Coldwell Supply.
Ad;TG. W. Dawson
M.-L E. Poole
M IN Ad--W. F. Corkran.
Il, Wizard Everett
ll- Ad--M. b. Nuftar
4. Atkins
VI MAdTS; 3. Bradley. 'p's'-
II ~. Z. WheatIey
a-W A. Hearn
!, y l. Handy (supplvl
3 -lyanhoe WiiIie
z hd-H. G. Budd
M ME n. Wright Csupnlvl
III 4 HA9.-H. r. McDade p''
1 SaIJ; l ?; Kelley Supply.
4d.-Roy L. TAU
N tTisnqsnlp-J. T. Ricbardson
Smyrna times., 1928-04-04
DOVER nIcrn,o.

4 " T. C,Itn DISTRICT
an5 SSa159y, Superintendent
Il i, TVPSeed9den-JH. Thornton rs,,,,,r,,,
w IegESSrth-C. W. snry
y Z sterljng opry'
i p. Pfow. oV.:.E Z. HaBbart.
IN !; Willis rsunnl,,
5SI,i S md Taylor's Iblllgl. IsIanggl
NH. 81 \. BAILEY
SISi,1N. WY. S. slla AadrsIhliit %hite CsuppIy).
I.F MAJ NV. ,. short.
md Fn,sW- w D. Tubbs fsuppIvl
~, N5 -ppsorth-Janeg O'Nyeii iIipp'yl
\ 4 Parker. 4 Nichols.
c. Ben,
~. R. jsason. jsa.on.
4 ?. F'sP.sr B.5,,Il,s Supply.
y. p n,,l, W. sutton.
t,ss H. Collins.
y s. Potts
y. ]. Ba0D,y)- BaS,ay,)
Ri.s
lss'.son y tsupply,
''d On Pss. our
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
REMBRANDTs .LEssoN N ANAToMY.

WHOEVER knows anything about tie work of old masters
w knows THIS picture, was painted By the great
Rembrandt his youth and fincky criticism complains
that it studious and shows youthful lack Of freedom
and ssf-confidence.'
The fact Isl however that It fine awcrk IS Rembrandt
ever created The concentrated expression Of the men listening
to the instructor preparing aesson in the study Of The human
body Is magnificent whoever can CONCENTRATES these
men are concentrating will gain knowledge and SUGGEST
part Of the picture has been omitted for lack Of in this
small space But At least idea Of the picture given e
millions And do LITTLE good several million times 4
as important doing MUCH good once.
Those that think earnestly win reflect the deeper meaning
Of this scene and the question back Of it
Here lies man. dead and gone about TO render last
service to his fellow men, enabling them study through him
the mysteries 81 their own bodies.
he will not feel the Instruments soon TO cut the flesh nat
once belonged to him He will not hear any spoken word
That part Of him which once man. i far away
The question that we ali must ask Isl WHEN and HOW did
the spirit Gepar from this dead body whittier did II CO.
where is it NOW?
those that knew and loved feared IN this ei
The dead carry message the dead brain that
lies before the teacher Of anatomy What has become Of the
feeling that cnce there?
dead from heart failure by all the doctors present
he would under ordinary conditions have been turned over 70
the undertaken and the grave scientist actually brought
him back to fe after injecting certain substances into Ms
blood and carrying artificial respiration for several mnues
What happened the soul Of that that died and came
life? Did the soul start its journey and RETURN
knowing that the physical body had been restored to active
life? Or does the soul wait around the body long
enough make that it ACTUALLY dead departing
only when there longer any possibility Of resuscaon3
Fortunately for the great majority Of human beings these
ngs religion whatever the religion may be- do away with
anxious worry and hopeless wondering
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
HARD KNOCKS
by DR.. Frank Crane

MOTHER recently complained son not appre
~ cated her She had done everything him,
sacrificed for him and always helped him. Why this ngrat
mother il turned great wrong against
her child The trouble she had always interviewed
andl the consequences Of his evil deeds.
We right to those
learn about LIVING.
boy has inslienabe right to bump his and
bark his ins When the mother constantly intervening
protect him from the effects of his Mistakes robbng
him Of the privilege of learning the greatest lessons life
after we find ourselves thankful for rebufs
than paraphrase the Scripture with
stripes, that is our own stripes we are healed.
When get to Heaven end look back over this earthly
viii be much grateful for knocks than boosts
day swindled of money
had grin bear rather than through
Of litigation reflected after al would rather be swndled
than Be the gWinder ..F #s.5as
once had uncle had cheated out of $4,000
al asked him why he didn't the get his money
back.
We said would only make enemies and
Sides make 5000 much quickly than could the
money back from him"
IL would lay aside vindve feelings would of
md that " Is cheaper TO 80 ahead construcvey than to get
even with somebody that has wronged
knocks nalenabe right and taken
81 the right spirit they Teach best lessons
sn said that false religion compounds with while
religion stops it.
T learns by burning his fingers
about the things in life that
gsre IS BY being occasionally bitten injured.
mother
&fygeen him and the rod.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DR.. G. a. Z. Reed

by Dr. u. A. Il. heeu-
UoU have heard Of beri-beri, out
in these northern ATTITUDES
we fortunately but rarely see it.
1t is one OF the so-called de
ficiency diseases" by which is
meant a disease due to some long
standing deficiency in some ele-
ment Of diet.
The disease OF beri-beri may
now be considered definitely to be
caused by the absence from the
body 4of the anti-beri-beri sub
stance, which appears to be the
same element in certain foods as
that known as yitamin B.
The disease is characterized by
severe nervous and heart symp-
toms and digestive troubles. Two
forms are described, the dry and
the wet. In the dry form there
is paralysis and wasting of the
limbs. In the wet form there is a
troublesome condition of the lower
limbs, and in severe forms the
trunk and limbs are also affected.
Similar symptoms are also OBJ
served in birds, in which the dis
ease Is generally called polyneu-
ritis and is usually of the dry
form. Fowls go off their legs,
and pigeons assume a peculiar
posture in which their heads are
bent back over their backs.
Often in such severe cases the
bird can be easily cured by the
administration of a food very rich
in vitamin B, such as yeast and
wheat germ.
Sometimes the internal organs
are also affected, and diminished
in weight. The earlier manifesto
tons, referable to the digestive
and endocrine systems, are most
important, as they give q warn
ing that the danger-point is APP
preaching. The signs are quite
clear. though all are not always
present in the same animal or
in equal degree in all animals.
The early signs include a distaste
for food, loss Of appetite or de-
PRAYED appetite, then intestinal
derangement-coli and diar-
rhoea-and then loss of weight,
weakness and lack of vigor,
finally headache, tendency to a
damp and unhealthy skin, SUBJ
normal temperature and weak
ness of the heart and circula-
ton. The later symptoms of
beri.berf may be due to malnu-
triton of the nervous system.
1t Is now possible to classify
foods into those preventing beri-
beri. or containing vitamin B,
and those which cause beri-beri
and do MOO contain vitamin 3.
Among the former are whole
meal flour. whole barley and
whole seeds in general, eggs and
liver with milk. Among the
latter are white rice, pearl barley,
white flour, saTo and tapioca,
canned meat.
1t is essential, however, to go
further than these simple lists
and to know how much B vita
min is needed in the diet.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
Nepotism Bogie to Be Fought
By Senator Blease


8 IS fought by Senator Blease, cf South Carolina
Fbe senator sought to do fierce battle with the specter
during te session Congress- but the Senate O0mmittee IN
ot Service did get excited over 4 and aid not report
revolution 81 the South CarOlnian seeking to obtain data
- t number of cases III which members ct
fbs same families getting pay from Uncle Sam
M Bass Senate that he had been told that
ns family a Washington eceivss $4,000 year u Govern
xent salaries
ts original civil service acts cf 1883 there ths pro
iSCn. that Whenever there are already two more
members of family IL the public service II the grades
M this act no other member Of such family shall be
sighlF 10 "a any q ths saaa graasz
The Service Commission has consistently endeavored
s. enforce this inhibition against nepotism but always
confronted 81 tie question of what constitutes family
Years 40 tie Department Of Justice ruled that family,
Who I've under tie sams roof with the father mother, as
Tie case may be.
when sons or daughters marry ot branch out for them
selves they cssps to bs members Ct ths family Lny eonssi
s and q i've under tie rosf with the father they
srs not snbs 81 he family within ths msaning Of the law
This interpretation naturally the only one tAe Owl
Service Commission follow without doing njn1ace md
tic Commission snforces tie Attorney Generals ntefpreta
ion Wit SINCERITY
There ar doubtless many il the civil service ct ner
us ps0pe 81 close blood Tslaonshp being paid tor their
services 81 tho Government but i Is not serious dtuation
lions sd evident fitness not ~ faycrism The salaries
comparatively small
Tie South Carolina Senator takes no cognzance 81 the
xsal which with political patronage and where
Ae salaries AZ two three people Of the family aggre
gate r than those o. eight ten people II minor civil
service positions.
Quite naturally too he cvsrlco cases At the Capitol
where some Senators and find good positions
Tor members of their families and where the aggregate
cved more than that Of eight Or ten people IN the civil
service.
tie consanguinU bcge and found II TOO hard nut 70
b
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
The knowledge Test For
Readers of The Times

Match correctly
l. Piracy Declared to than
g Naturalization Entire removal of penalty.
8 Bankruptcy Process of making foreigner a
citizen
4 Reprieve Robbery committed at
g. Pardon Suspension of execution of penalty
Complete these quotations from Shakespeare:
6. Lord what these mortals be-
T. Friends Romans, countrymen, lend you -
g. One touch of nature makes the whole - kin.
g. The quality of strained
TO- The of true did smooth
Do you know
H. What do the Thirteenth Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amend
ments sayeabout the negro?
H. Where is the Land of the Midnight Sun?
49, What is pedgreed animal called?
H. What three capitals has the United States 'hadE
15 Who said Taxation without representation is tyranny
[see Magazine Page for AnSwsrs)
The Washington times., 1928-06-04

showing, a WrehchlHs anu
Hard work? Yes. Yes. But
that's the law OF Life.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP LIV-
ING YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP
HUSTLING. And hustling hurts.
1t will hurt to slough off your
old prejudices, discard your spite
and jealousy. But it will hurt
worse IL you don't do it.
That weary, discouraged feeling
you've had this spring is LIFE
spring sap rising in your spirit
as surely as it rises In the grass
and trees. You need more room.
The mold that was big enough
for your life last year, isn't
big enough now. You need wider
branches. deeper roots. II you
don't get them, your spirit will
pine and die inside your withered
bark.
So come on.
Get busy.
Do a springtime!
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
By EIsie ROBINSON

c1ards laced with blossom sprays.
Yes, you take il for granted
that the earth will sprout each
spring. 1t would upset all your
calculations to have Mamma Ma
ture doublecross you. The world
would be a dead star without the
sprlngtime. And you'll he dead
star unless you do little spring.
ing, too.
So how many new mental
shoots are you sending out these
restless days?
How much dead growth are
you s1oughing off?
How much deeper and taller and
wider are YOU planning to make
you life this year?
yes. know it's hard for
people to change. But that
doesn't let tnem out. It's hard
for potatoes to grow too-but
what would happen to the world
If the potato union went on a
strike?
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
TOW are you
III sprou t Ing

TOW are you
III sprou t 3
this spring?
Funny d u . =
ton? Not at
all.
You're expect.
ing everything
else 60 sprout,
emit " o u?
Just this morn
ing you were
out inspecting
that bud on the
new rose bush.
poking around
to see how the
sweet peas were
coming along.
And you cer-
tainly enjoyed
that ride last
week past the
fields OF thick
ening grass, the
rows OF tasseled
nnnl0ra fba ~.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
How the World Struggles for
Mnnnx
Money
How Many Names It Has. :

7 ow many American words meaning money can you
remember?
Dr. vizetely quotes fifty such words leaving out many
we'll known Many things have been used for moneyfrom
wood leather, shells, slaves and CATTLE to gold.
Our word money comes from Moneta surname Of Juno
Roman currency being coined in the Temple Moneta
Millions spend their lives collecting money with
thought the ancient divinity
Wise men of all times have written about money from
Aristotle Henry George including Copernicu Locke
ton John Stuart Mill but has convinced that
to get money enough to insure Independence
dom from slavery, and then think of other things.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
NOVEL GNAT
TRAPS

Mosquito and gnat traps are TO
be installed in Mt. Rainier Ma
tional Park in Washington. Strong
electric lights hung in the park
will have small motor fans
fastened directly beneath them and
operated by the current that sup
plies the illumination. Insects at
tracted by the bright light will be
drawn into the whirling fan and
dropped into 2 pan hanging un.
der It.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
ONCE-OVERS
BIZ J. J. MuNDY

By J. J. MUNDY
It's The Comparative Side That Matters
etenay complaining about the cost of living that
impossible how better off
when was less and the dollars went further
But your reasoning beyond the surface.
privileges that could
they cheaper in the days limited
You live on a higher plane than formerly.
you consider necessities today would have
beyond your reach in those days
willing out to anywhere
living the old
considerable
neghbors living better
did general that
keep
Well doing getting out OF life in the of
Injuries and comforts,
You admit you worried because
ing beyond good Judgment suggests cannot ahead
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
Hearst Papers Advocate:

AZ aorsen1snt 81 Enolsh-speaking peoples 70 pre-
SERBS pence among tksmseLves and to promote the
peace 81 tts bCfld.
q PROPORTIONAL Representations "a the United states
Ssnnts W. State To hare less than tho Senator's
Legislation ia enforce prompt constitutional reap
DOrti0nnaeRt sn the House OF Representatives..
3. separate Department ot the ARM Of Ire Na0y
s,sd 81 tts Ar Forces al srted under Secretary
81 N0tiOmdl Defense.
Fedeyut action to the limit of Federal pOsCers 70
ob5lish lteyucv 81 the United States under Secre-
taiu Of EdRcatioaa
tleet;om n fsonoysss ia Novenber Installation on
tke 1stCf January fOlloWiasg. Inaugnrutson q sne
PrssidsMt 1st 81 Jnnuarg nert after NoVenaosr
election.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
LISTEN, WORLD!
Life runs
along pretty

Life runs
along pretty
much the same
lanes whether
you're q potato
or a person.
Life W a n { 8
OUT.
Life W q n { 81
more roots, new
buds, ia IL er
trunks to house
its sw ellin 9
urge. 1t wants
them in men
as well as in
plants.
Springtinle is
a loneliness Of
fragrance an d
color and shin1-
mering m is t.
but behind that
loneliness q grim
struggle & o e $
on. A pushing
and cropping and
The Washington times., 1928-06-04

Funny-and yet sad! But it
takes seven or eight dresses with
hats and stockings to match for
a woman to keep dolled UP to
match a man who owns one pair
of white flannel trousers.
Apparently we Americans insist
upon a happy ending TO every.
thing-except matrimony.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

Look not rnournfully into the
past-it comes not back again;
wisely improve the present-it is
thine: 90 forth tn meet the shad.
oWy future. without fear and with
4 manly heart.--Lcngfellow.
We ought to be thankful to ma.
ture for having male those things
which are necessary easy to be
discovered: while other things that
are difficult to be xnoWn are not
necessary. Epicurus.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
Do You Know

The government of Colombia is
planning to construct n tunnel un-
der the Andes for direct railway
service to the Pacific.
The Cyclists Touring Club Of
Great Britain. founded in 1878, is
planning to celebrate its golden
jubilee. There are 100000 mem
bers. -.----
The Washington times., 1928-06-04

raa.nf Is talent and mind is
mind Il all its branches.
We must despise no sort 81 Ial'
eDt: thew all have their separate
duties md uses: all. the happiness s
81 man for their object; they al
improve cali ana gladden. lie.
g - sydney Smith.
Speak ths language Of the
epinpanv vol are III; speak y
purely "a ,,nIarded with any
Other. erfield.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04
MEDIT TIONS
OF IA VIE b
By Helen Rowland.
On Love III Modern Dress

III A1UW1 - A7-NllIlsNIN =
4 MODERN man no longer re-
e CARDS wedding bells as 4
happy ending" to 4 love affair:
he banks on graceful exit and
d quick curtain"
Marriage Is i gamble, with this
difference: If you gamble In
stocks and lose. you've got moth
ing left; but IL you gamble III
marriage and lose. you've still got
your punishment on your hands.
The Washington times., 1928-06-04

From 9 to S one.haIf the world
doesn't know how It's other half
1ives-but she has a lot Of excit.
ing guesses.
Turning violet ray on .
blonde will tell you whether she's
the real thing or only beautiful
fake-but alas, there is no kind
of ray that will throw the same
revealing light on mans love-
making!
A sick man would often get
we'll far more quickly II he were
not mothered to death by so
many sympathetic women. But
feeling sorry for a man" is every
normal woman's favorite way OF
enjoying herself.
There are two kinds of irritat-
ing husbands: Those who come
home with a familiar fragrance
on the breath - and those who
come home with an Unfamiliar
fragrance on the coal lapel.
A man may value his wife
above rubies, and even above his
favorite automobile and his pet
collar button--but only good
stenographer IL positively invalu-
able.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-08-06
North in Opposition.
(Prince Rupers News. ]


 Prince Rupert and indeed, four out of the live ridings in Northern British Columbia find themselves on the opposition side of the Legis- lature now. There they will be for the next four years. There need be great trepidation over the fact The north is at least represented by men of presents and fighters such as the opposition should have, Pattulo, Manson, Wrinch and kergin all have made good on the Govern ment side. They all possess talents which should lend to similar success in their new status How they act under changed conditions none of them have ever sat in opposition before will be fol- lowed with interest. We expect of them not to be mere political obstructionists but to supnort the Government where they find the Government IS doing well and rightly by the country and par tlcularly by these ridings. On the other hand they Will be expected to exercise all their DOW. CTS or opposition when the Government might propose to do something that it was not for inc welfare Of the Province of these ridings That IS the duty of the opposition-a duty which if if fulhs will be recognized by the Province as the whole and the district it's members indiyiduaIlv represent Win one of their number brobablv in the role or lead of the opposition the I,iberal group rom Northern British Columbia sbould still De In strong position and capable of piv ing eheetlve representation on behalf of tbase ridings. ~
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-08-06
That Hobo Instinct.
(Kansas City Post.)


 In her suit for divorce the wife of James Eads How, the millionaire hobo' charges that their life together struggle to whether she could domesticate her husband he would make hobo out of her. The contest draw, she says.
 Mrs. How alleges that her husband would leave his home matter how attractive she made it. to sit around fire with hobos and that he prefers mulligan out of tin to her best dinner Furthermore, she charges he considers washing unnecessary habit
 The wives of only partially dcmestieated husbands of which there are many, have sister feeling for Mrs How, though they have not suf- fered to extreme degree. Most of these husbands, unlike How, not having income from their mothers of $600 a month that would enable them to afford both wife and the wanderlust are forced to compromise. Most of the time they work steadily and come home regularly but once or twice year. overcome by their hobo instincts they go eff on fishing trips.
 They go on these trips with that rebel lious wife looks upon many hobos. They eat mulligan out of battered cooking utensils that are little better than tin cans, and they obviously prefer such messes to the best dinners their deserted wives proffer. They come back smelling of fish and earth, plainly indicating that for time at least they have considered washing an unnecessary habit
 There is something of the hobo in the maior- ity of males Few of them are completely domes- ticated.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-08-06
PROHIBITION ENFORCERS SHOOT
 SHERIFF AND DEPUTY.

A County Sherif in the State of Washington and one of his deputies and a Federal prohib tion enforcement agent were severly wounded the latter probably fatally in a gunfight that fol- lowed an attack of Federal officers on the Sheriff ana ms forces at Wenatchee. The Sheriff had rafded still, and was leaving the site with some of the evidence when Federal officers stuck guns into their faces, and began firing almost Immediately.
 It would seem the Prohibition enforcement crowd have got the shooting habit and just can not obey the orders of the present head of that branch of the service not to shoot so frequently and permscuously because it subjects the enforce