Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1928-10-19
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BassIer-I see that Ocderkirk has a
new siren for his car.
Myers-What happened to the
blonde ?-The Pathfinder.
McDonald-My uncle in Scotland has
just sent me his photograph.
Friend-What does he look like?
McDonald-I don't know; l haven't
had it developed yet.-The Pathfinder.
Fisk-Can you let me have a week
off? I'm all in.
Weatherby-But you just had two
weeks vacation.
Fisk-Yes, that's the trouble. l must
have another week to recoverable
Pathfinder.
Boss-I am glad to note, Mr.. Pod
snap, that your are getting to the Office
on time now. Do you get up earlier?
Podsnap-No, leave my auto home
and walk to work.-The Pathfinder.
Doctor-Perhaps you drink too much
coffee. l should advise you to try a
substitute.
Patient-Doctor, your advice is SUI
perhuous. / have lived in boarding
houses for rs years.-The Pathfinder.
Wanted Her Moneys Worth
A woman visited a photographers
studio and said to the proprietor: "Do
you take children's photos"
Yes, madam, we make a specially of
them"
'You have toys and all for them to
play with while they waltz"
Certainly, we make them feel as if
they were at home"
"You give different poses to select
from?"
eyes, indeed. You'll find our SER
vice the best in town"
"How much do you charger"
"Only SIS a Dozen"
"Well, said the woman, sOrrOwfully, T,
81 shall have to see you again. I've
only got II children.-The Pathfinder.
Husband-What would you do if I
should die and leave you? /
Wife-Leave me how much ?-The
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Flubb-They are using a new anes-
thetic that makes you laugh when doc
fOrs are ODeratino IN vO1
Dubb-But can it make you laugh
when you pay the bills ?"-The Path
finder.
Elmer-Does your wife boss you?
Leroy-I wouldn't put it that way. I
also have two daughters, you know.
work under a commission form of gov
Pathfinder.
Police Commissioner Questioning APP
olicant) now, how would you
lisperse a mob?
Applicant would pass around the
lat.
Commissioner-You do. See about
our uniform.-The Pathfinder.
Mother-I really think you'd be hap
,ier if you married man who has less
money.
Daughter-Don't worry mother; he
will have less in very short time
The Pathfinder.
Her Father-How am I to know that ]
on are not marrying my daughter for
ny money?
Sutherland how am I to know that 4
GU won't fail inside of a year? We
re both taking risks.-The Pathfinder. 5
Lady lat fashionable ball)-DO you
now that ugly man sitting opposite to I
S?
Partner-That is my brother, mad.
m.
Lady lin confusion) -Ah! beg your
ardon. 1 had not noticed the resem-
lance.-Ths Pathfinder. i
Speckles - Has your wife made her
ill?
Henpeck-No, she's merely develop
lg 1.-THE Pathfinder. &
House Owner-What, S. for mending 9
little leak?
Plumber-No, sir. One dollar for the :
ak, s. to come to the house and 81 to
D away again.-The Pathfinder. :
INVENTOR am going to give you the
rst ride in my wonderful new airship. z
will take you straight up in the air
; far as you want to go. Z
Neighbor-How will l come down?
Inventor - Goodness gracious, !
admit thought of that.-The PafhfHd- 2
Cornfed-Josh, now that you've seen :
e great sights in New York, what's 9
e first thing that'd naturally strike :
sitor from the country? :
Josh-One O. them pesky motor-cars, 3
, gum.-The Pathfinder. :
"Now, Frank" asked his teacher, eff Z
u were seated in a trolleycar, every :
at of which was occupied, and lady Z
tered, what would you dor" :
"Pretend l was asleep~ was the z