The Ely miner., 1928-11-16
"NOONANISMS"
(From the Baudette

"NOONANISMS"
(From the Baudette Region.)
That calf born last week with an
extra leg, eye, horn and set of teeth
is well supplied with extra parts in
case it gets bumped by an auto.
If you have an empty gun give your
self the benefit of the doubt and live
while longer.
Dairying and prosperity are the same
thing. Just spelled differently, Get
good cows.
A food expert over the radio the
other night said that two eggs make
an ideal breakfast. A little bacon to
go with them isn't bad either.
If prohibition is ever a complete
success it will be because men will
get out of the habit of drinking stuff
that tastes like Sloan's hniment.
A woman suing for divorce said that
she didn't mind an occasional black
eye, but when her husband took after
her with knife she thought it was
little too much. well, anyway"
says woman writer, ''it was
PLENTY"
A new species of fish has been dis
covered and named the whipper It's
probably a first cousin to the whop-
per which so many fishermen have
almost caught.
The University of Minnesota is ask
ing for an increase in its appropria-
tions from the state, but the students
would have traded the increase for
another touchdown in the game with
Iowa.
Down east woman divorced her
| third husband and remarked her first.
She found that they all had about the
same faults and that it was easier to
| get along with the one she was used
! to.
| The Duluth Herald yesterday had an
editorial headed How the Earth Hap
| pened,' but what the Democrats would
like to know is how the earthquake
happened.
Mr.. Hoover will be notified officially
some time next month that he won
Tuesdays election. It's like telling
Lindbergh that he flew the Atlantic
last year.
Now, Herbert, come on with your St.
Lawrence waterway.
Many husband who undertook to
tell his wife how she should vote
last Tuesday discovered thai he was
married to large vocabulary.
If you lost in the election try good
dairy cows. You can bet your socks
on them.
Tuesdays election showed Harold
knutSon as solid as ever with the
voters of the sixth district. They have
a good man in congress and have sense
enough to realize it.
/ Mr.. and Mrs Will Case have gone
to Rochester, where Mrs. Case ex-
| poets to succumb to an operation
Mankato Free Press.
One of the political takers stated
that each person in the UnlJed States
was worth $3.50. We are still look
| ing for the guy who has our share
With election over you can tune in
again on musical eruptions by jazz
orcheStraS.
It's relief TO have the election
over. The wholesale language busi-
ness over the radio was pretty terrible
Not fifty per cent, nor fifty per cent
of fifty per cent of what the politi-
clans on both sides said was true. It
was mostly bunk.
Better hide the children's skates for
another week or so.
Religion in politics is as wrong as
blue streaks in milk, and while it was
used by partizanS on both sides we
doubt if it changed the result in
single state. Two big men were be-
fore the electors, and they chose. the
one whom they thought could do the
most good during the coming four
years.
A man seldom makes the mistake of
pulling gun toward him through a
fence the second time
You farmers in this county won't
need to trouble your noodles about