The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1928-05-23

time. But some of them are sure pointed the
wrong way.
What the unwise never learn; there is time
for speaking your mind and many more times
for minding your speech.
AL Smith says he caught "whooperee'
wilhelm Florida. Later investigations as to AIS
campaign expenses will reveal how much he paid
for it.
Money talks all right; about June first it
speaks up and bids the taxpayer a sorrowful
farewell. You have only eight days more to pre-
pare yourself for the parting.
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The three Republican candidates for United
States senator seem to be agreed upon every
thing. They even agree in thinking that Ship
stead should not return to the Senate next year.
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Frank Murphy threatens to bolt the Repub-
lican party if the McNary- Haugen bill isn't soon
made a law. That is the most blighting threat
the G. O. P. has had made to its since Frank A.
Day turned his back on it.
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Venice California, patterned after Venice,
Italy, is going to drain her canals, fill them in
and pave them. Evidently imitation in city plan
ming is merely "sincerest flattery' and as i'm
practable there anywhere else. What is
sauce for the Italian gander has not proved to
be sauce for the California goose.
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One of the largest automobile showrooms in
Minneapolis is displaying a beautiful airplane
And every small town in the country is planning
for airship parking places, technically known as
airports Truly we are becoming airminded in
spite of our former propheses that aircraft will
never become common during the present gen.
Grafton"
The trio of Republican candidates for Unit
ed States senator are a bunch of good fellows.
They mean it when they agree that whichever one
is nominated will get the loyal support of the 9TH
er two. If their friends will show the same brand
of party loyalty there will be at least one good
Republican senator from Minnesota in 1929.
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This paragraph, coming from Vim Weber of
the Slayton Herald, sounds like good political
common sense.
George T. Simpson, who aspires to
the Governorship, will find that mud
singing will serve as boomerang, just
as John Scott of St. Paul found in his
decency, honesty and spirit of fairness
now days and unless Mr.. Simpson
plays the political game on this basis he
will not get very far.
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There is pretty judgeship fight on over
in the thirteenth judicial district which includes
Slayton and Pipestone and that neighborhood
C. T. Howard of Pipestone, a former Redwood
FOL %bo ;oh Co n z
STANFORD of Slayton who tried to jump in on the
Congressional fight in the second district once
upon time and got just nowhere at all. The
present incumbent L. S. Nelson, and Attorney
Flynn of Worthington are the other two candid
ates. 1t starts out like jolly little bout.
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1t comes as a bit of surprise to the second
district that one of its candidates for Congress
is not resident of the district, but filed as a
resident of Minneapolis. This is entirely within
the law which says that Congressman need not
he resident of the district which he represents
The Minneapolite seeking second district favor
is Austen Kershaw who has filed on the Farm
er-Labor ticket. j. A. Cashel of Worthington, q
Democrat has also filed Probably in both cases
the filing is just gesture toward keeping party
tickets intact, and not because either candidate
hopes to make the slightest dent in Congress
man Clagues majority.
We dedicate the following bit of stoler
verse to all those who are sure the world is 60.
ing to the demnition bowwows if their own pc
presidential candidate isn't elected:
1.-THE rain it poured
The sea it roared
The sky was draped in black.
The old ship rolled,
She pitched and bowled,
And lost her charted track!
/ "Oh dear, oh dear!
Sir, win it clear?"
Loud walled Q dame on deck.
As they heaved the lead,
The skipper said,
at allus hez, by heck!"
Fine, Feathers and Furs, the official publica
ton of the State Game and Fish Commission
makes the following timely comment on how moi
to abuse the wild flower growth in Minnesota
| One of the greatest attractions Of
outdoor Minnesota in the springtime