Milford chronicle., 1928-11-09
WISE OR OTHERWISE

! DentiSt-You have a cavity in that
tooth. What do you want me to fill
it with?
Little Jimmy-Fill it up with
chocolate.-The Pathfinder.
Teacher-Yes, Johnny, the earth
does travel round the sun. But what
travels round the earth?
johnny Tramps, ma'am. - The
Pathfinder.
Hub (angrily)-Why did you wake
me out of a sound sleep?
Wife-Because the sound was too
distressing.-Th Pathfinder.
Mrs. Silver, 1 understand you are
movie actress and that you have
been happily married for 10 years."
"Yes."
ITO one husband?"
eyes"
Wonderful. I want to make you
an offer to appear in vaudeville"
The Pathfinder.
Tailor-Look here, you owe me
now for three suits, and you don't
seem the slightest bit concerned
about it.
Customer You're wrong. I've
been worrying myself sick about it.
In fact I'm afraid 1 shall have to
ask you to take them all in little
at the waist.-The Pathfinder.
Mutt like to kiss a girl who
hasn't lot of rouge on her lips.
Butt-NOt me! 1 like to get there
before the other fellows do-The
Pathfinder.
Cop-Pull up to the curb!
Motorist-Yes, sir; where's the
nearest one that's vacant?-The
Pathfinder.
Carol-How is your husband get
ting on with golf?
JO-Oh, quite well. The children |
are allowed to watch him now.-
The Pathfinder.
Father-No, sir, 1 won't have my
daughter tied for life to a stupid
fool.
Suitor-Then don't you think.
you'd better let me take her off
your hands?-The Pathfinder.
Teacher-Now, can anyone tell me
what "buttress" is?
TOMMY know. It's a nanny
goat.-The Pathfinder.
Misunderstanding at the Aron-
my little fellow, do you
always do as your mamma tells you?
Little Joe-YOu bet 1 do, and so
does papa.-The Pathfinder.
Glover Hay-Say, Uncle Eli, shall
1 feed the hogs that corn in the ear?,
Uncle Eli-No; I'd feed it in the
Pathfinder.
did the wedding go on without
a hitch?"
"It did, indeed. The man. Grace
was to marry didn't show up."-The
Pathfinder.
Missionary-Why do you look at
me so intently?
Cannibal-I am the food inspec-
Pathfinder.
BimbO-I never eat any bread. The
doctor says it isn't good for me.
Bozo-Then how do you eat your
Pathfinder.
McPhersOn-Be mine, Annie, and
you will be treated like an angel.
Annie-Yes, I suppose so. Moth
ing to eat and less to wear. No,
THE Pathfinder.
Gee-Have you congratulated the
bride and groom?
Whiz-No, indeed, I have not.
Whatever my faults, I'm no hypo-
Pathfinder.
college certainly has made my I
son over"
> 81 suppose you can hardly recog-
lize him"
'No-he hardly recognizes me."-
The Pathfinder.
Sibyl-There are three things that
! person is not prepared for.
Hazel-What are they?
Sibyl-Triplets.- Pathfinder.
He-Why didn't you answer my
etter?
She-I didn't get it?
He-You didn't get it?
She-No, and besides, I didn't like
ONE of the things you said in it.
The Pathfinder.
''I hear you gave the bride away"
mo, I didn't, but, believe me, I
ould have. The Pathfinder.
Mrs. Nexdore-Isn't your husband
ding anything to cure his deafness?
Mrs. Nayber-Not now, but he will
S soon as your daughter has finish
d her singing lessons.-The Path
nder.
Ethyl-Jack says I grow prettier 9
very day.
Methyl-What a fright you must :
ave been at the start.-The Path
nder.
Mutt-Your hair will be gray if it
eeps on.
Butt-Well, if it keeps on I shan't
Pathfinder.
Mother-Does my little boy like to Z
tudy?
Schoolteacher-He likes to do
othing better.-The Pathfinder.
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