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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-20

FOR RENT-Five room modern
house at S13 Third street. In
quire by pkoning Mr.. Belk at 160.
FOR RENT-Seven room modern
house. Call at Jones & Webb
Grocery store.
FOR RENT-Five room modern fur
nished house. Inquire at 215
Tenth street.
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GET YOUR ashes and garbage
hauled by the week. Phone 637-LJ
or call at 113 Mandan street. T.
M Rurch.
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HELP WANTED MALE

learn Barbering during winter
months, big demand, good wages.
Free catalog. Moler Barber Col
leRe, Fargo, N. D., Butte, Mont.
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FOR RENT-Well furnished room
and kitchenette for light house.
keeping. Call at Ali Fifth street.
Phone 273.
FOR RENT-Furnished room for
light housekeeping. Bismarck
College Building. Phone 1873.
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FARM LANDS

FARM LANDS
REAL BARGAIN-16l acres rich
virgin soil, nearly all tillable,
nine miles east of Bismarck, only
$500. One-half cash, balance
terms. See O'Neil Land Co., Nc
Kenzic NJ Oak
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THE MUTTONHEADs

THE MUTTONHEAOS
He: This lamb seems ! little
She: Oh, don't let's talk chop.
Everybody Weekly.
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WORK WANTED-Experienced
practical nurse desires position.
Can furnish references. Write
Tribune AID No. 25.
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FOR SALE OR TRADE
FOR SALE OR TRADE Improved
farm $50 acres, II miles south
west of Fargo. What nave you?
Otto Notknagei, Route 2, Daven-
port. N. ID.
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HOUSES AND FLATS

HOUSES AND FLATS
HOUSE FOR RENT-Practically
new roo~, house, hot water heat,
hardwood floors, breakfast room,
electric stove, partitioned base
ment, laundry tubs. Ready for &C.
cupancy Dec. 1st. Phone OCT.
FOR RENT-One-story five room
cottage. Fully modern. Close n
Immediate possession. Price
Owens. Phone 421,
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WANTED-To do alterations and
repairing on ladies winter coats
and dresses. Also refining. 107
Fifth street, krall Tailor Shop,
Mrs. j. Wentz.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-11-20
ROOMS FOR RENT

ROOMS FOR RENT
FOR RENT-Room in strictly pri-
vate home occupied by young man
desiring room mate. Close in.
Good home and board for right
party. Write Ad. No. ~, care Of
Tribune.
FOR RENT-Large cheerful room
on ground floor, always warm.
Suitable for 2 girls or married
couple that work. Light house,
keeping privileges. Call 423 Tenth
street.
FOR RENT--One light housekeep-
ing room with closet, warm and
comfortable. fully furnished.
Phone 812-J or call at SIT Second
Strnn%
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FOR SALE
THE following used cars.
1925 Chevrolet four door sedan.
1926 Star Six Coach.
1925 Star Four Touring.
1927 Oakland Coach.
1925 Ford Touring, winter top.
1928 Ford Touring.
1928 Durant Four-4 door sedan.
1928 Duran Four Coupe.
1925 Ford Tudor.
1927 Chevrolet Truck.
These cars are in good mechanical
condition. We trade and give
terms.
HEDAHL MOTOR COMPANY.
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AGENTS

WANTED-Agents to buy old, wild
or blemished horses for slaughter.
We also buy registered draft stall
lions. The Elder Horse Sale Co.,
Jamestown, N. d.
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FOR SALE-452 acre farm near
Hebron, N. D. Write Box 321,
Hebron, N. d.
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AFAN MI NIS
FOR RENT-Light housekeeping
apartment, two large rooms.
Private entrance. Close in. Phone
SAW or call at 800 Second
street.
FOR RENT-Furnished housekeep-
ing apartment, suitable for man
and wife or two ladies. No chill
dren. Call at 422 Fifth street.
FOR RENT-Four room unfur-
nished apartment with private
path. Call at sos Seventh street
after 5 p. IN.
FOR RENT-Three room corner
apartment. Furnished. Possession
at once. The Laurain Apis. Phone
1903.
FOR RENT-Two room furnished
apartment. Call at 100 Broad
way. Phone 129-W.
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WORK WANTED

.WANTED-Day work. Experienced
in general homework. Will do
cleaning, washing, ironing and
washing dishes in private home or
other places. Phone 3OO-R.
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FURNITURE FOR SALE
FOR SALE-Piano, dining room
,table, chairs, and electric washing
machine. Call alt First or phone
195-M.
BARGAINS IN used furniture.
Kennedy Furniture Co., Mandan.
N. %.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
Patronesses Named For
"The Cross Triumphant
Presentation In October

The list Of patrons and pa
tronesses for the Forthcoming pres
entation of Mrs. Minnigerode
Andrews pageant Of church his
tory, The Cross Triumphant" is
headed by the Secretary of the
Treasury. Many other prominent
Washington men and women are
sponsoring this spectacle, which
is TO be given Friday night. Oc-
tober 10, and repeated Saturday
afternoon, October 90, at the
Washington Auditorium, as the
spiritual highpoint' Ito quote
Bishop Freeman), in the many
features in connection with the
general convention of the Epis-
copal Church, to be held here this
month.
Among the patronesses well
known in the city are Mrs. George
Barnett, Mrs. Gibbs l.. Baker,
Mrs. Perry Belmont, Mrs. Delos
Blodgett, Mrs. r. w. Boiling. Mrs.
B. II. Buckingham, Mrs. Sidney
Cloman, Mrs. r. Parker Cren-
shaw, Mrs. James r. curtis, Mrs.
Herbert Deakyne, Mrs. Joseph h.
Defrees. Mrs. Daniel B. Devroe,
Mrs. e. w. Eberle, Mrs. Hayne
Ellis, Mrs. Henry Jones Ford
Mrs. r. B. Freyer, Mrs. z: N.
Cheen, Mrs. Guy D. Golf, MRS.
Frederick Dent Grant, Mrs. U. 5.
Grant. Bird, Mrs. Rose Greeley,
Miss Belle Gurnee, Mrs. Harry
Halves, Mrs. Alvin T. Hert, Mrs.
Charles r. Hughes, Mrs. A. Geary
Johnson, Mrs. William Fitch kel'
lev, Mrs. w. J. Lambert. Mrs
Richard Fl. Leigh, Mrs. Frank
Let's, Mrs. James r. Mann. Mrs.
Mccormick G oodhart, Mrs. Robert
Mackenzie, Mrs. Charles Graves
Matthews, Mrs. Chauncey Parker
Mrs. Duncan Phillips, Mrs. W. M
Ritter, Mrs. Harry Taylor, Mrs.
James Huntington Turner, Mrs.
Wilbur r. Turner, Mrs. James
Wadsworth. jr., Mrs. Joseph f.
Washington, Mrs. Charles War
rem, Mrs. Charles Boughton WOOD
Mrs. c. p. Summerall is chairman
of patronesses.
Mrs. James Hamilton Lewis. OF
Chicago, is a guest at the May
flower.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
NOTES OF SOCIETY

1ory. Mrs. J. T. Mann, DIR. Mary
O'Malley, Mrs. Charles w. Rich.
ardson. Mrs. w. Al. Risk, Mrs.
J. II. Roe, Mrs. George Byron
Roth, Mrs. d. Kerfoot Shute.
Mrs. Charles Augustus simpson,
Mrs. J. Lawn Thompson and Mrs.
Charles Stanley White.
Following the social hour, the
business meeting will take place
at 4:45 o'clock. Miss Bertha
Wolfe, last years historian. will
read the 1928-29 history. Mrs.
Huron Willis Lawson. wife of DR..
Huron Willis Lawson, will give a
program Of songs.
Home From Honeymoon
Mr. and Mrs. Leander McCor-
K-Goodhart have returned to
washington after spending . pro-
Ionged honeymoon abroad and are
staying AZ the Mayflower. The
marriage of Mr.. McCornick-Good.
hart, commercial secretary Of the
British Embassy, and Miss Janet
Phillips, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas w. Phillips, Jr., took
place in Washington in the
spring.
~
Lieut.. and Mrs. D. r. Moore
announce the marriage of their
daughter, Miss Eunice V. Moore.
and James e. Brown, on Satur-
day in Rockville. Md.
\ II X
Mrs. Mary C. Waters will come
to Washington shortly from New
York. where she has been since
returning from Europe last week,
and will be here for several weeks
before going to South America to
pass the winter.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01

KNIT UNDERWEAR. THIRD FLOOR
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
Red Gross Envoy

Judge John Barton Payne, chair
man of the American Red Cross,
will sail from New York tonight
on board the Resolute to attend
the thirteenth international confer
ence of the Red Cross to be held
at The Hague October 1927.
He is attending this conference
as a delegate Of the United States
Government and as a delegate of
the American Red Cross. He will
also attend the meetings of the
board Of governors Of the Lea que
OF Red Cross Societies, of which
he is chairman.
Mrs. Clarence Wilson ard her
daughter, Miss Eleanor Wilson,
have returned to town after sew
eral visits on the North Shor
since their arrival from Europe.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
Ha11owe' en-
will soon be here

Woodward & Lothrop offers very large assortment
of the newest masquerades that will make your
holiday great success. Make early selection.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
Farewell Parties

Jan StanlinslSi, second secretary
of the Polish legation, will enter.
tain at luncheon today as q fare
we'll to Frederic KnObel, retiring
secretary of the French Embassy,
who will leave town tomorrow
for New York and will be at the
Ritz Tower until he sails on Sat.
urday for France. This evening
Alexander Kirk, of the U. s..
Foreign Service win give a din.
ner for M. Knobel.
The first meeting of the year OF
the Columbian Women OF the
George Washington University
will be held in Corcoran Hall OF
the university tomorrow afternoon
from A until o'clock.
At this meeting Mrs. Oscar Ben.
wood Hunter, wife of the presi-
dent of the general Alumni Asso;
citation of the university, will Be
the guest of honor, and the follow
ing members, who are the wives
of members Of the faculty of the
School of Medicine, will act az
hostesses: Mrs. w. A. Bloedorn,
Mrs. William Cline Borden, Mrs..
C. w. Culver. Mrs. John Paul
Ernest, Mrs. Thomas Allen Groo.
yer, Mrs. Virgil b. Jackson, Mrs.
H. J. r. McNitt, Mrs. w. J. NAL.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
Home Again

Senator and Mrs. David A.
Reed. of Pennsylvania. who have
been abroad for several months,
landed today in New York from
the S. S. Leviathan. Representa-
tive and Mrs. Fred Britten were
also passengers on the LeVi2than.
Robert Silvercruys, Charge DAT
flares Of Belgium, has gone to
New York TO remain a few days.
Mrs. Ulysses S. Grant. Cd, has
returned TO Washington and with
her daughters. Miss Edith Grant.
Miss Clara F. Grant and Miss
Julia Grant, is temporarily at the
Mayflower.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01
Miss EUelyn Mathews
Married At Long Beach
To Young Many Officer

Mr.. and Mrs. Jerry A. Mathews
have announced the marriage Of
their daughter. Miss Evelyn
Louise Mathews, to Lieut.. Maurice
Eugene Browder, u. S. N, which
took place at Long Beach, CAL,
on THURSDAY, September q.
Mrs. Mathews and her daughter
left Washington ten days ago for
Long Beach, Lieutenant Browder
being on sea duty on the Pacific
coast and unable to mae the
long journey East to claim his
bride. After a period of duty
in the Bureau Of Naval Conmuni-
cations, Navy Department. he is
now serving as flag lieutenant to
Rear Admiral Cole, commanding
the fourth division of the Pacific
fleet. Miss Mathews made her
debut here two or three seasons
ago.
At her wedding the bride was
attended by her former classmate
at Holton Arms School. Miss
Nancy Cannon. daughter of Capt.
Sinclair Cannon. until recently
commandant of midshipmen at the
Navad Academy, but since Sep
TENDER l in command of the U. S.
S. New York. The bridegroom
had as his best man Lieutenant
Commander Marshall, U. s. n.
Lieutenant and Mrs. Browder
will be at home after October
Is at Casa Moderow, 2074 Third
St, Long Beach, Cal.
Returning
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Davies and
their daughter. Miss Dahel Davies,
who landed today in New York
from the Leviathan after spend
ing the summer in Europe, will
return to Washington tonight or
tomorrow morning. Miss Davies
will be presented to society at
hall at the Carlton Hotel on
Christmas Eve.
Mrs. Thomas Patton Cheese
borough, jr., eldest daughter OF
MIR. and Mrs. Davies, arrived in
Washington yesterday from her
home near Ashcville, y. c., and
will be the guest of her parents
| for month. She is accompanied
| by her small son, Joseph Davies
| Cheeseborough, and her younger
sister, Miss Emlen Knight Davies,
who spent the summer with her.
\ y
Mrs. Tracy BOWS and Miss De
borah Bows, who returned today
to New York on the Minnewaska
after a summer in Europe, will 90
to Foxhollow Farm, Rhinebeck,
y. Y, for the autumn season.
\ \
Mrs. George T Marve ubo
sailed for France on Saturday,
September %. on the Paris, was
met in Havre by her son.in.Iaw
and daughter, Lieut.. Comdr. and
Mrs. William D. Thomas. and &C.
cOmpanied them to Paris. Mrs.
Marye took with her her small
Granddaughter, Marye Thomas,
Commander Thomas mas recently
been appointed air attache of the
American Embassy in Paris.
Col. Robert M. Thompson ar
rived in town yesterday from Hot
Springs, Va, and will be a guest
at the Mayflower until he leaves
for Florida later in the autumn.
George H. Muirhead, of Brsn
ford. Canada, who is spending
some time in Washington. is al
the Grace Dodge Hotel.
Mrs. McCook Knox is passing a
i few days at the Weyiin Hotel in
New York.
The Washington times., 1928-10-01

Count Uchida, former minister
of foreign affairs of Japan, en-
tertained informally at dinner last
evening, when his guests were
members OF the japanese En-.
bassy staff.
Henry B. Du Pont. of Whining.
ton, is at the Carlton for several
The Washington times., 1928-10-01

Ar7nu Women Will Contribute Gay Carnival Features
FL Great MILITARY Show Army War College This Week
Supper Will Be Provided
Between Performances,
With Bridge and Dane
ing for Devotees

While the Army is pre-
pairing to 'tgive US the
works" at the great military
show at the Army War Col
lege on Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, the women OF
the service are concentrating
on the carnival features.
Every inducement is being
offered to persuadSS those
who attend the afternoon
performance to stay over for
the events of the evening,
which are to be quite diff
ferent and equally spectacu-
lar, and to, this end supper
will be served under the di-
rection of an able committee,
headed by Mrs. William D.
Conner, wife of the COM
mandant of the War Col
lege.
Chicken Dinner
There will be a Chicken din
ner" for those welded to that
form of repast, with supple
mentary a la carte service, so
that any desired variety OF
meal may be obtained. Three
Cenerals' wives, Mrs. H. B.
Crosby, Mrs. r. II. Aplen and
Mrs. Andrew Hero, are assist
ing Mrs. Connor in her work.
There will be a whole battery
of mysteriously yelled fortune
teIIers under command of Mrs.
Luzt Wahl and Mrs. C. n. Con-
rad. Dancing, both in the open
and at the Officers Club, VIII
be in charge of a committee of
which Mrs. Edgar Jadwin is the
chairman. And bridge will be
provided for the devotees, with
tea to follow, the arrangements
being in charge of Mrs. G. LII.
Ruggles, Mrs. r. T. Austin and
Mrs. h. o. Williams. Special
amusements will be provided
for the children, with Mrs. c. C.
Hammond and Mrs. c. S. Gibbs
in charge.
Pretty Vendors
Groups Of pretty girls will sell
cigarettes under the direction OF
Mrs. James E. Fechet. and candy
under command of Mrs. Roderick
L. Carmichael, while Mrs. Mer-
rift w. ireland will have charge
of the sale of soft drinks: Hot
dogs and hamburgers viii be dis
pensed under the direction OF Mrs.
J. 3. Chatham and ice cream by
q. committee headed by Mrs. Amos
A Fries.
Military Spectacle
The spectacular story Of the
"Lost Battalion" viii be recreated
TO give spectators an idea Of what
war really means and this sham
battle will be featured both after
noon and evening Cavalry and
artillery drills, the blowing up OF
a tank, an air circus and many
other thrilling stunts will be pro-
Vtded, while the military features
Of the show win also include a
complete survey OF Army activi'
ties in peace and war.
The entertainment is being
given for the benefit of the Army
Relief Society and replaces the
balls, bridge parties. bazaars and
what not which used to be given
from time to time by the various
branches of the organization to
raise funds for its work among
the widows and children of SER
vice men.
y 4
Home Again
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-29

from the once great stables OF the
Chicago newspaper. And Mr.. Howard
Sneathen, director Of commercial car
and truck sales for Dodge Brothers,
Inc, got down n scrap book and
turned to a list Of "Don'ts" given in
Americas first automotive magazine
0 august /. 1896. less than a year
after the publication began.
Don't let your engine puff in pass
ing frightened horses" said the 80
year old suggestion.
"Shut off the admission or gas and
they will Immediately stop their
prancing and dart past. giving you a
chance to let in the gas in time to
prevent your engine from coming to
q stop.
Don't use a gong on your auto
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-29

mobile. People hearing them viii
take them for trolley cars. A vfbrst-
ing bell should be used"
Mr.. Sneathen holds that the 1895
horses were well justified In their dis
trust Of the high wheeled putting
motor monsters Of that now distant
day.
"Of course there are still plenty or
horses about" he said, There are
really far more in service than people
suppose. But every day their num-
bers are decreasing for commercial
purposes. Many orders coming In for
Graham Brothers trucks and CONNER
cial cars mention the fact that the
new buy replaces hor.e T--swn trucks.
It's u simple case OF economy, ef-
ficiency and 1928 demands for speed"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-29
OUTLOOK FOR
1929 BRIGHT
English Peer Predicts
Sales Increase For
Foreign Concern

On the eve Of his departure for his
home in England, Sir William Let's,
managing director of the WHY'S
Overland Crossley. Limited, of Stock
port, Eng, declared that although
1928 will see a record business for
the WHY'S Overland Company, every
indication points TO 1929 as even
greater.
Sir William has been the guest Of
John n. WHY'S, president Of the
Willys-0verland company for the
past few weeks and has just COM
pleted his annual visit at the local
factory.
Commenting on the automobile
business in England and Continental
Europe, Sir William said: The
English company, the Wlllys-Over-
land Crossley Limited, which direct,
will this year see the biggest business
in the company's history, and this de-
spite the fact that we have not been
able to sget all the Whppets =
Willys-KnightS that we needed. only
today / received a cable stating that
in the 24-hour reliability trial held IN
Ireland. and also in the open event,
a Mhippet won the silver cup, the
highest award in its class.
"In the export division controlled
By the English company If why's
Overland. we have almost doubled our
business this year. During MI.
WiIlvs' visit overseas last year we ar
ranged 10 put in an assembly plant ~
Berlin TO take care of our business IN
Germany and we expect outstanding
results 10 be shown before the r Of
the year.
"Our overseas expansion has also
Included Belgium where we have es,
tabiished a separate company u
already nave begun car assembly, a
our plant in Antwerp. In Norway
Sweden and Denmark the WHY'S
overland distributors are entnusl-
astic over results and are DONG an
increased volume Of business a. oon-
n.red with other years. As q matte
- fart the general condition OF our
Wbiunet and Willys-Overland pusl,
ass II continental Europe, lndia ana
Sodth Africa has never before oeeh n
encouraging and the OUTDOOR y
49, e Extremely bright.
1I. .bo knight s~leeve-valve engine
.crnv . conspicuous POSITION ~
~. automobile Industry and oellese
that we are only on the eve ,bs
markable buying demand 10.
knight engined car--even suIp-aar
the unusual progress hotsu .hat the
at Il common knowiedEe .otb-
ling and queen Of England VS. .be
We else but cars
knight engine, this IN ltselI ~
he leading position maints Isia.S
this \ . Of car IN the BRUSH
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-29
AUTOMOBILE
aids SALES
Dodge Brothers Survey
Shows Sales Forces
Being Motorized

Whirling off the swift miles be-
tween sales calls. the motorized SUI
per-salesman is the latest figure in
the intricate scheme Of American
economic life.
That alert manufacturers OF Amer
lea no longer permit their travelling
representatives to wend q slow way
from town to town by train. or troll
". was emphasized by N recent sur
vey Of Dodge Brothers, Inc. among
the business housesa maintaining
fleets Of Dodge Brothers passenger
cars for their sales forces. Gains
ranging from % TO 500 per cent
through motorization Of sales forces
were reported.
Major reasons were given for this.
Executives reported that the sales
man made more calls per day by
using automobiles: that he reached
out-of-the-way places which he could
not call on IL forced to use trains;
that he could carry more samples
and advertising matter. and that the
car itself was an advertisement for
his house.
Dodge Brothers sales department
points out that the staple commod-
ity salesman as we'll as the speciality
salesman is affected through the
operation of the same conditions.
The margin Of profit is so narrow
today that sales volume must be
maintained. Competition Is 50 keen
that in many cases the sales will
20 TO the men who get to the pur-
chaser first. This is particularly
true with the speciality salesman who
may be fighting a competitor whose
product is as coed, IL not better
than his.
With railway transportation speed
Cd UP so that today the freight cars
are carrying twice the tons per mile
that they carried n few years ago.
1t is not necessary for the merchant
10 carry big inventories. He turns
his stock more quickly and orders
stock oftener. Hence the salesman
must visit him more frequently to
hold the normal volume of sales.
Certainly IL he is TO increase his
territory volume he must make more
Gale TO get business.
Many manufacturers are increas-
ing the number Of their products and
the tendency is toward direct selling
TO the merchants. This reduces
sales cost on each product and fire.
cuent calls mean more business for
the manufacturers and a small in
ventory with quicker turnover for
the merchant.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-29

labor will issue shortly in the form
Of a book, "My Life in the Prize
Ring"
Waugh. who in his time fought all
of 'em. including two terrific strug-
giles with the lightweight champion,
Benny Leonard. has existed for sew
eral years mainly through the gener-
osity Of the mel who cheered him in
the heyday of his career.
A year ago he made a painful tour
Of his former haunts in Texas and
collected enough money for a trip
to a sanitsrium at Rochester.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-29
RHYMES OF
THE ROAD
By Dudley Glass
Ir,S AN L

IT'S AN
I have my eye upon a Cal 'Na
10 meet my need -
! ,;Ls he way she steps about I've
tested her for speed. ,
I've figured she is what want !
ike the way she's made,
a.. III the statesmen laughed az me-
when asked how they "ouid
trade.
~ old car takes me there ana oacA'
- true, she has a knock.
Yer crankshaft's sprung a httlei you
can hear her for a block.
I tpow her body's kinder loose she
has a busted spring, an
Rpt runi NV gosh, she hits the NILS
and pulls like everything!
H. frame i lust as good as new;
ber wheels are still all right.
Her pistons are a trifle BAD ne"
rings would make them tight.
There's lots OF places where her
paint is hardly worn az ALL II,
With lust a little fixing p woulo
run all right till fall.
Now when a cars as good as that
why should the dealers laugh
why should they look az her ana grlh'
gather round and chaff?
WIN darn il. she's almost as fast as
any bus that's made
And vet the best they'll otter n
nine dollars IN 2 TRACE