Milford chronicle., 1928-11-16

indicate that he is after the South's
"goober" vote. But that couldn't be
called peanut politics. The Path
finder.
Our old friend the equalization
fee seems to be about as popular
among the candidates these days as
a safety razor at a BARRIERS picnic.
With so many G. o. P. chiefs TAX
ing to fishing the Democrats may be
able to detect something fishy yet
The Pathfinder
Fifty years ago there was no such
thing as a non-alcoholic candidate.
The more a fellow kicks on the
kind of government he has the more
likely it is that he didn't vote in the
last election.
We will all have something to be
thankful for on Thanksgiving Day
if it's no more than the fact that the
campaign is over.
1t may be true that people were
harder in the good old days but we
don't believe the modern flapper
suffers any more from the winters
cold than her grandmother did when
she wore three or four flannel petit
coats.
Go to the city, young man, and
hustle. Then in the course of years
you will get rich enough to live in
the country.
New billfolds will be required for
the new paper money. That solves
one gift problem for Christmas.
If Secretary Kellogg really sue
ceeds in stopping war in the rest of
the world he ought to try his hand
in Chicago and Philadelphia.-The
Pathfinder.
Some of the candidates this year
may wish, when the election returns
are all in, that they had initiated
the ways of Silent Cal" and not
talked too much.-The Pathfinder.
Perhaps the Republican campaign
managers wish some way could be
found to turn the Raskobs It.
The Pathfinder
After reading the platforms adopt
ed at Kansas City and Houston it
would occur to us that the ardent
free trader and the fellow who be-
lieves in the League of Nations are
all dressed up with no place to go. |
When delivery is late, good ex-
cuse is even more irritating than a |
bad one-a good excuse leaves no
outlet for anger.
The more trif1ing the man the
more patent pencils and fountain
pens he seems to carry around in
his vest pockets.
Every husband wonders what his
wife does with all the money he
brings home, and every wife Won
lers why her husband isn't able to
lring home more money.
About the only things some people
ire able to save are trading stamps,
-igar coupons and tinfoil.
A man could be surer about liking
lis wife's new gown if he knew
What it cost.
When some people pay a compli-
nent they act as though they wanted :
receipt for it.
Experience in managing men does
ot seem to count for much in the
TT of managing women.
Life would be dull if we knew
that it was all about.
Children can fool the parents but
le parents can't fool the children
Helen Wills, international tennis
hampton, is going to campaign for
Ir. Hoover. She ought to be able
, make quite a racket
Will ROGERS suggestion for end
lg wars is not to permit any ma
on to have a new one until it has
I'D for the old one Fine, but why
,nfine it to wars?
He'll. for garage mechanics, will
, a land of abundant grease and no
eering wheels to wipe it on.-San
'ancisco Chronicle.
Another mean Republican: "The
II dinner pail is not the issue this
mpaign. The full man is" What
you mean by full MANI" Make :
urself plain. - Atchison, Kan, H
Obe
Brains were made to think with II
ercise them, and not altogether H
. arms and legs, merely. Is there II
mental term to correspond with II
hletics" st. Louis GlObe-DemO- II
It. III
)ne of the odd facts of life is III
t the less underclothing there is III
more is seen of it.-Ohio State III
lrnal iii
'raffic in the old days revealed HI
re evidence of horse sense, but HI
haps it was in the horse.-San
.ncisco Chronicle. iii
ONE people are stupid, while 9th iii
just appear stupid. iii
o man looks twice at a woman iii
} is sensibly dressed. iii
usiness exists to serve custom
and unless it does that it fails.
very man has to waste a certain
,unt of time on Committee
k" iii
S long as she can fascinate the Ill
!, no woman really worries about
age.
n artist has no more right than a
,er to complain that he isn't ap- iii
,iated.
II of us possess vast stores of
'gy on which we never draw ex-
in a crisis.
ado has now reached the point
re everyone feels free to breathe n
smile, talk and be normal as
occasion demands and yet be
tied with enjoying the program.
yen at its worst, life is anus
If you have a sense of humor
sound body.
is just as we'll to Withhold mean
ghts until tomorrow, but kind
ghts had better be expressed
y.
admire any man or woman who
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