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Words of the Wise

Flattery is a sort Of bad
money, TO which our vanity
gives currency.
La Rochefoucauld.
Man IL a thinking befn1.
uhefher he riH or no: az ne "
DO - 10 turn his thoughts fhe
best udg. -TemDIc
That which We acquire with ths n,,,
difficulty We retain The longest.
Cotton
The last, best fruit which
comes TO perfection, even IN the
kindliest soul il tenderness to-
ward the hard, forbearance to-
ward the unforbearing, warmth
Of heart toward the cold, philan-
thropy toward the misanthropic.
Richter.
Whilst thou I%ivesi. keep a good
tongue in Thy head @Shakespeare.
The true use Of speech is not
so much to express our wants
as 70 conceal them.
Goldsmith.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

TyHEI do say that Modesty has gone out of
fashion, but ! can't believe it. Just because
the modern girl wears clothes that give her
lovely self greater freedom. everybody signs for
the good old days when modernity was spelt
"M-O-D-E-S-T-Y." Can you see the modern
girl dancing the modern dances, or playing ten
mis-, or swimming, or riding, or hiking in q be-
frilled. beruffled costume that swirled in grace
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

be found II the urine II tested There
are a lot OF such disturbances OF the
kidneys.
You would expect albuminuria in
Inflammation OF the kidneys-the
condition the doctors call 'nephritis
Every Inflammation has as a svmp-
tom congestion-a surplus Of blood.
IL is not 70 be wondered al that In
nephritis the fluid part Of the blood
oozes out and reaches the urine.
1t is not necessary TO have an
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

full ripples around her little toes! And / dare
anyone to deny that the girl Of today is less
is, but it il an understanding modern modesty
that adapts itself 10 the times.
So when you hear someone deploring the
lack Of modesty Of the modern girl-laugh at
them, for it's a fallacy. for she's just as modest,
just as lovely, il her modern costumes as was
the b~eruffled crinoline lady Of centuries ago
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02
ALBLMEN
SOMETHING IS WRONG
Presence of Foreign Substance In the Urine May
Not Be Dangerous But the Cause
Must Be Eradicated.
By ROYAL s. COPELAND. MD.

United States Senator from New YORK.
Former Commissioner OF Health. NeD York City
A GREAT many letters come to me from various parts of the con
"a tinent- Many Of them ask for health advice and others inquire
n about the treatment Of this and that disease.
When you are really i'll you need the personal attention Of your
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02
CHING EFFICIENCY
JUST COMES NATURAL
Winifred Black Finds Some Amusement Ir
Contemplating the Doings of Certain Young
Women Who Have a mission"
By N BLACK

o people 20 into" social service" Just because it makes them
feel smart to boss other people around?
NJ DR.. e. Van Norman Emory, director of Child Guidance
Clinic, in Los Angeles, said something at a social service convention
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02
BY DIR. LOUIS z. BISCH.
Eminent Psychologist.

Y is amusing to hear people boast sometimes that they never change
their minds.
Assuming that what they say be true, what does it amount
to? That thew have never grown uni
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

AFFAIRS, simple as they may be. I'm always wishing somebody would
step IN and tell m e what to do and where to 20 and when to stop
gong-but they never will
4 always have to work it all out for myself and sometimes / feel
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

JUUI Vie ~ anu WWI UTTLUE IWTE 10 Tut ~ TWaT 49, ~ TWEr
in q sense, j. not unlike egg white. At least it contains albumen.
In some abnormal kidney conditions blood may escape from the
vessels and find it, way to the urine. In every such case albumen will
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

far that II becomes blind resistance
Many a business man mas ruined.
himself because he has persisted
in sticking TO the ways Of doing
things that he learned in his youth
and has refused to adopt newer
methods.
While he nursed his stubborn
ness and refused to change his
mind. his competitor across the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

Don't be hesltant about changing even Il II De the opposite Of
what you so tenaciously chung to beforel
We all want to be consistent, but consistency rn De earned SO
far that II becomes blind resistance to established fact
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02

cgDynsht. 1875. S,~,Dsp= Feature Service. Inc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-02
GOODNIGHT
STORIES
by Blanche Silver
"A Fairy Tale.

ANCE upon a time. long long
ago. there lived in a certain
village, a lovely Queen. Every.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
MAN KILLS MATE
IN SUICIDE PACT
Prisoner Says He Lost Nerve
and Postponed Taking
Own Life.


PHILADELPHIA. February IA
grussome tale unfol0ed in Cecil Clyde
Campbell's alleged confession of how he
had crushed the head of a woman he
said was his wife. eight days ago, after
they had entered into a suicide pact.
vas under investigation by police today.
After killing the woman. police said
Campbell told them, he had lost his
nerve and decided to postpone taking
his own life until after he had paid off
debts. Financial reverses and inability
to obtain employment he gave as rea-
sons for his act. according 10 police.
Trailed here by New York detectives
Campbell was arrested yesterday at a
lodging house He admitted his identity,
said that he was 4S years old and that
he was a ma 'or in the United States
Army Air Service. detailed 10 duty in
Washington, during the World War.
Campbell told authorities that he
killed his wife L; was a suicide pact"
he said We prayed for forgiveness
first"
He said he and his wife went to
hotel IN New York February and reg
!stere6 under the name OF Mr. and
Mrs. r. NJ, James, Troy. y. y. The
wonans body. clad in pajamas. was
found IN her room by maid. February
8. Campbell had disappeared.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
VALUATION HEARINGS
ORDERED TO PROCEED
Utilities Body Refuses Further
Postponement for Rapid
Transit Company.

The Public Utilities Commission has
refused the latest request of the Wash
ington Rapid Transit Co. for another
postponement of the public hearings
on its valuation and will begin pro-
ceedings tomorrow. Data will be SUBJ
lnitted in behalf of the company and
also by experts Of the commission.
The valuation hearings already have
been postponed several times because
the company's counsel, George P
Hoover has been engaged in the SIM
clair oil proceedings The recent re-
quest was that the hearings be deferred
until March 70 While the commission
declined 10 agree to any further delay,
il did offer compromise by deciding
10 accept merely the exhibits and defer
further proceedings until time when
Mr.. Hoover could attend.
The company. it is understood, has
filed a claim 10 a valuation of more
than 100000 Its properties have
never been valued for rate-making pur-
noses
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
OUTGOING STEAMERS.

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14


Motors has been advising purchasers of new auto
mobiles to remember the five basic facts regarding
the radein fused cars, which repeated theleh
Through this advertising many buyers have come
to realize that the largest tradein allowance is
necessarily the best deal; and that the important
question is not "What is the most can get for my
used carr" but "What is the most can get for my
money!"
We shall continue, from time to time to republish
these basic facts
As General Motors dealers, YOU are fully conscious
of the tremendous importance Of reseng used
..~ basis that ,ciu increase public good,cM
The used car business is a vital service to millions
% of families who want dependable transportation
low and is your largest opportunity for making
millions of new friends
During 1928, General Motors will cndeavor
direct the attention fused buyers the used
offered by you-its thousands of misunderstanding
that in your stores they will find frank presentation
of the merchandise, dependable values, and deter
mination to have every sale contribute to future
goodwill.
ATLANTIC GENERAL EXHIBIT srE
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
STANTON PARK GROUP
DENOUNCES ATHEISTS
Citizens Ask Investigation Of
Movement Reported in Pub.
lie Schools.

Denunciation of the efforts of an
Atheist Society to gain a foothold
among the students of the public
schools was expressed last night in a
resolution adopted by the Stanton Park
Citizens Association. which met In the
Peabody School. Fifth street and Stan
ton place. The resolution directed that
the Federation of Citizens Associations
be instructed to investigate the move
ment and. If possirie. to have 1t stopped
Resolutions were also adopted oppos-
ing the bill recently introduced in Con-
gress which would increase the pay of
the police and firemen of the District
and opposing also an increase in the
District Commissioners salaries.
The Gibson bill for regulating ap-
pointment and promotion of clerks in
the municipal government was ap-
proved by the association. and 1T also
adopted a resolution favoring the 60-40
ratio Of District appropriations.
A resolution passed asking that in
to take care of the trash and
of the District be removed TO
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14

Occoauan. The organization also ex-
pressed its disfavor of the Landlord
Sunday blue law bill for the District.
The body went on record in favor OF
the Patterson tract as playground
and not as market site, and the asso-
citation moved to approve the exten-
sion of the park system in Washing
ton. in accordance with recent bill
brought before Congress.
Mrs. H. M. Helm was appointed dele
gate to attend the charity meeting to
be held in Southeast next Tuesday.
Harry N. Stull. president, presided.
An illustrated lecture on the work OF
the Associated Charities was given by
E. c. Potter, worker for the Associated
Charities.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14

GENERAL MOTORS
~Ae~r fey sssr, psyss aAa p&rr~ss'
CHEVROIEr PONTIAC olnSNORux
OAKLAND BUICK IASAkxx
CADILLAC An sslsA Bod ~ FhA~
GENERAL MOTORS TRUCKS
YELLOW CARS .>a COACHES
FHfCIDARE-fAs Nssrsc ksAss~assr
n0c0~LIcHr NssGs Nks~s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14

Every man in Eibar, a town OF 10000
inhabitants. therefore lunches at a res
taurant or at the factory or shop where
he Is employed. It is intimated that the
fact that most OF the women work away
from home has given rise to the
prOverb.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
$1OO "CHANGES" HANDS,.
Californian Seeks Man Who Van
ished With Bill.

E. H. Foley. said by police to be an
inventor from Hollywood. Calf. who
registered at the Houston Hotel yes
terdav. is today trying to invent a way
to find the man who mysteriouSly dis
appeared after being intrusted with the
mission of changing a 500 bill
Foley reported to police last night
that he had requested man to change
the bill. but has not seen his friend"
since. The misfortune occurred outside
the hotel,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
Try 1t on "Money-Back" Offer

Go today to any drug store and get full size
treatment. II, after this generous trial, you are
not delighted with effects, ask for your money
back. II will be refunded Immediately. II in
convenient TO buy from druggist. send 81 90
direct to the LROTIZED YEAST CO., Atlanta
Ca. DESK ss~1L
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14
Men Never Lunch at Home.

Married men OF Eibar, Spain, have de-
cided to abide by the old proverb that 1t
Is unlucky for men to go home for
luncheon except on the day of the mar
riage and on the day OF their death.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14

Basic facts for the buyer Of
new automobile:
i Your used ear has only one Fundamental basis
Of value; ie-, what the dealer who accepts IL in
trade can get for II in the used ear market
4 Your used car has seemingly different values
because competitive dealers are Kidding to sell
you q new car.
8 The largest allowance offered h not necessarily
tho beat deal for you. Sometimes il IL; some-
times 10 is NOT
4 An excessive allowance may mean that you arc
paying IN oxneaaive price for the new car in
comparison with It's real value.
s First judge the merits Of the new car In com
psrison with iss price, including all delivery
md finance eharges Then weigh any differ
enee In allowance offered your used ear.
Remember that primarily you arc making
purchase, not sale.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-02-14

More than $5.OOO,O0O will be spent at
once in constructing new theaters In
Africa
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
THOMAS VOICE
TN GLORIOUS
RECITAL

John Charles Thomas Is that
type of singer, whose concert IS a
triumph almost as q foregone con-
clusion. He is sure to win you
one way or another-fjrst, he
possesses one of the richest bari
tone voices of the concert stage,
then he has the remarkable ability
to sing short, funny, little
sketches with the same artistry
and finish. with which he renders
beautiful love themes or arias
from opera. He is the startling
example of ideal American
versatility. in the singer.
We really might not stop to
say his song recital given under
the auspices of the Cooperative
Artists Concert Course, at the
Washington Auditorium, last even.
ing, was a marvellous success
but we will say it because all
praise is due Mr.. Thomas,
implied and otherwise.
His program opened in a
rather stupendous fashion, the
"Invacazione di Orfer," from the
opera ''Euridice" by Lacabo
Peri, but the third number of the
group, was. by far the finest; who
could resist the pleadings of his
voice in der Sandtrager" by
Bungert and then, to make us a
little happier, Mr.. Thomas de
lighted the audience with the
lively 20 liebliche Wangen'' by
The group of French songs> was
especially good--how subdued,
how pure, how rich, were the
tones that poured forth in lie
Chemin de lune" of CASTOR
Paulin, how very effective was
the contrast of moods in
'.Nicolette,' what a delightful
dramatization of a little boy say.
ing his prayers in Moussorgsky'
La priere de soire.'' and "Sa-
lome"-recitative and aria from
the opera "Herodiade'' gave us
Mr.! Thomas in one of his most
famous roles, done in his unfail-
ing perfection.
Perhaps he repented that he was
20 splendid delighted people often
beg very many encores before they.
are willing to release the pleasure
giver, and Mr.. Thomas, ever that
satisfactory sort. of singer, was
victim of the crowds most genuine
enthusiasm; but he was truly
gracious and endeavored to satiate
the musical desires of his friends
by number of encores, including
q very new song which he has sung
only once before, in Chicago, on
Arrnistice Day, Laundering
Guns"
Lastly, came a group of English
songs, all pleasing little fancies,'
dainty but excellent vehicles for
his rare voice of which "Old
Mother Hubbard" by Herbert
Hughes. was most unique and
was applauded to a repetition.
Eric Zardo assisted Mr.. Thomas
at the, piano and played group
Of Chopin works, of which
Scherzo in B Flat Minor, OPP.
81" was particularly meritorious.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
SCIENTIST no TALK

T. Swan Harding, scientific editor
of the Department of Agriculture,
will speak at Musicians Hall, in
the 1000 block of e st. N. W.,
sunday afternoon at o'clock. His
subject will be ''IIas Science Ethical
Guidance for Society" The public
is invited to attend.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
MAL kER BACK III lAIL

NEW YORK, Nov, 2s u.N.s.l.
John d. Walker, arrested here for
Georgia authoritieA, has been re.
turned to Atlanta, the United States
marshaHs office here said today.
The prisoner was returned yester-
day, it was said. No details were
divulged as to his arrest
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
Plane Victims Widow
Sues Pilot for $50. 900

FLINT. Mich, Nov, 2S.-Mrs.
kathleen Braham, widow of George
Braham. who was killed September
10 in an airplane crash has filed
suit for S150.000 against William
Warwick. jr.. pilot of the plane.
She charges negligence.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
Released Prisoner
Held in Auto Theft

BUFFALO, y. Y. Nov. % tI.N.Sl.
Following his release from the To
ronto reformatory, Clarence L. Da.
Wis, of Akron. Ohio, today faced the
possibility Of returning to Jail when
he was charged with stealing an
automobile in order to reach his
home in Akron.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
Calls for Taxi Office,
Gets Police. Is jailed

Ell PASO. Tex, Nov. 23.--Re-
turning from a visit to Juarez an
Ell Paso man tried to call taxi
office, but the phone operator gave
him the police station by mistake.
Instead of getting home, he was
taken to Jail and charged with
being drunk
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
TIMELY TIPS

Money to Loan on Automobiles
LOANS procure on auto
mobiles quic k ly, confidentiaIly
and reasonably.
~
Furnished Rooms
WYOMING AVE. - Apt. 81;
large room next bath: use of
kitchen.
Papering ....
ROOMS papered $500 up.
Unfurnished Houses for Gent
RHODE ISLAND AVE. n. w.
~ rooms and bath. IaVat0ry,
modern: excellent roOming house:
downtown, $500.
Instruction Courses
AUTO driving taught quickly:
old reliable white driver. 81 per
hour: permits secured any time.
Pevsonols
TAIIORESS. dressmaEing. fur
rier. Coats relined and repaired:
specializing in OversiZes.
Used Cars
50 GOOD used cars such rs
Bucks. Essex. Oaklands, Dodge,
Lexington. Hudson and FOrds.
Coaches. tOurings. sedans and
cOuDes from $50. up-alI In good
cOnditi0n-y0ur car in trade.
The GbOOe O0nfs and offers are
only q feD Of man: interest.
ing propositions you wiH find
0dUertised in tod0y's Times
claSsified adUertisine sections.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
BOROUGH TO TEST MILK

CONSHOHOCKEN. Pa, Nov. 20
conshohocken will probably soon
have local milk regulations 10 gov
ern its supply Of milk. An ordi-
nance is being drawn up now for
presentation at thu next meeting of
Conshohocken council. and Il IS e1-
pected that local bacterial test
station will be established
The Washington times., 1928-11-23

have given birth to six children and
rave taken the Vegetable Compound
as tonic before child birth. 1t has
done me worlds of good. My mother
had taken it several times and she
recommended it to me."-MRs. JOHN
3RAssEA, Wetmore, Colorado.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23

health for a cou-
pie of years and
when / tried to
do anything /
would get tired
and worn-out. /
have taken Lydia
e. Pinkham's s
Vegetable Com
pound off and on
all these years
and have recon-
mended it to hum
dreds of women.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
CARD PARTY PLANNED

A five hundred card party for
the benefit of Orient Commandery
Ladies Auxiliary will be held in the
Northeast Masonic Temple. Eighth
and F Streets Northeast, tomorrow
night at $50 o'clock.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
TAKOMA CLUB TO ELECT

l.. w. Kephart and Mrs. E. G..
Shade have been nominated for the
presidency OF the Takoma Horticul-
turaI Club. The election viii be
held in the branch library at
O'Clock Monday night.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23

Suburban or city home buys can al
ways he located easier after reading the
Classified Real Estate for Sale columns.
The Washington times., 1928-11-23
TOOK ADVICE
OF Her MOTHER
Praises Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Wetmore, Colo.-"When I was
married IA years ago I was in bad
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06

Our idea of the best business
man in the world is the under
taker who just before he died,
embalmed himself in order to take
the business away from his COM
petitor. - Pennsylvania Pun c n
Bowl.
sJncle Hoffman says. IT never
did trust these circus freaks. Just
yestiddy ! seen in a paper the
headline: Three Armed Men Hold
Up Drug Store. Wisconsin DC
topus.
Tish--T never so to church Pc
cause there are so many crooks
there.
Tush-It's all right. Come on
out some time and Wen make you
feel at home.-Goblin.
They giggled when ] sat down
to the piano. but when began
to play the lesson learned from
the Surefire Correspondence Scnool
they laughed right out loud
Georgia Cracker.
Bored Sophomore = I've been
around with girls and girls, and
girls. and girls
FreshmaT1---Whefe On 2 merry
Eo-round7-Arizona Kittykats
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Wise Cracks

Our girl is so dumb abe thinks
formaldehyde is . new kind OF
leather. - washington Cougars
Paw.
II was on the stage once"
"uh.huh. I fell out Of the bal
cony. Reserve Red Cat.
The only difference between =
modern coed and q Seventeenth
Century pirate ID that the pirate
is dead. - Westminstrel.
"will you marry mer'
''No. you drink
'sThen marry me and save me-"
a'T don't want a husband pre-.
served in alcohol. -" Texas Ranger.
He-which are your favcrits:
movie actors?
She Lon Chaney.-C Chicago
Phoenix.
street Sweeper Dumping from
4O.story building Dis'll BE- a:
sweH joke on me buddies! stan
ford Chaparral.
''That Is a slSyscraper, an
nounced the guide.
Old Ladyoh. my! I'd love TO-
see It work
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
DOWN

q. Conflict.
3. A broken tooth.
4. Saunters.
5. Obs. Var. Of Earl.
s. A division of mankind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06
Maybe I'm Wrong
By John p. Medbury

Ideal DumbbeIla
The fellow who stood under =
weeping willow tree and tried to
get a shower bath.
Toiay's Tight-Wad
The guy who buys . pencil
from blind man and then asks
him to, sharpen 1t.
Justifiable Homicide
When q minister's wife has e
practice what her husband
breaches.
Our Own Vaudeville
wite---I don't like the color cf
your new suit.
Hubby Don't worry, dear tin
all come out in the wash.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06

To Whom II May Concern
Mink is nothing but skunk that
has gotten into society.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-11-06

There's no rest for the wicked,
but the good don't have any fun
ctfhar