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New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

4 pitiful sight: Watching 6 yard engine trying to push a line of load ed fssight cars up the grade from the freight yards to the factories west of Main street. When the wheezer gets stuck on the crossing it ii twice as pitiful.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Speaking of . "moral issue" here is what President Coolidge said In 1922: "To dragoon the body when the need Is to convince the soul" Such an attitude. he added. would ''end only in revolt.''
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

It seems to us that campaign but tons and campaign automobile stick erS don't mean thing to anybody except the button and sticker manu- facturers.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
INTERPRETING THE LAW

Attorney General Ben w. Allins has been having a rather spirited eX- and applying what the lawyers call perspicacity in interpreting what is
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Advice of an editor to his accom- plices: Work all night next Tuesday and be down at the office bright and early Wednesday morning.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Favorable Nent3ool
 By Walter c. Greene I've read the thing twice over an
 can't help feelin' proud: Tust I read it to myself and then
 read it loud. 50 all the folks could hear; an. laws!
 twas hard. I want t say. r make 'em all believe our namea
 was printed that-a-way! All spelled out in type. . list of ev'ry
 one stwas there, Called 'em "happy-hearted youtha
 and maidens young and
 fair"- That there paper-feller spreads his.
 self. as sure's you live. In the write-up of the party that my
 darter 1dy give. The editor says Idy. ''as the hostess
 reigned queen."- Think O that of Idy, an she ain't
 but seventeen! Says at joy pervaded," an be goes
 on t state At such "a lovely time was had" an
 calls the thing "fete." It did us good to read as how those
 present all agree The home of Walt Greene excels In
 hospitality" An we've pasted in tn album, fer t keep as longs we live. The write-up of the party that my
 darter Idy give!
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Another rumpus in sight: When city oficials try to induce the Con- necticut company to remove the old tracks along Arch street.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
n.-hsr Avsm Bsresa ef Circulatis.

3omho9 AUAk HaSeea ef CircuIattoo The |. B. c. is . national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tiore with . strictly honest analyds Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are haaed ppon this audit. This insures pro tectisa against fraud in newspaper dis trtbstion figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

It b not a coincident at all that this month Armistice day comes less than Q week after the political Armageddon.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

A hypocrite is a hotel guest who uses the bath towels to dry his hands to fool the chamber maid.
 The only reasonable objection to our present prosperity is it's decotion to the huddle system.
 Budding is now the usual way of propagating fruit trees, but grating still serves to establish family trees.
 The election will at least deter mine whether people like their liquor served by bartender or a bootlegger.
 How irritating to hear youth com plain that the day of opportunity Is past. when there may be vacancy on Philadelphna's police force any day.
 Correct this sentence: Y don't care if it is patched. mother" said the flapper; the patch won't sow.'
 Copyright 1928. Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Rssaias: ''Ys4 VI essa4Rat Mel . Sirl whe coulA q1v!"
 =Hesyy W,t1a1.
 Hls 0nso1lng! Hubbell: ''WAa4 aoss thAt IeunS boy of yeuxs def'' Pearsoa: 'Hs1 . Girl 0eout." Hubbell: "Xou uAsan . '0oy ooDut.'"
 Psalson: Ne. he'4 alWays eat scouting for Sifisi"
 -Henry D. Tappen. Copyright 1893. Reproduction
 EanhtAAAnl
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

is hated for the friends hs has made. The enormous sesistrstion h suffi- cient evidence tat the day of real leaders in politics is not past
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Ftspsiae tsmesaatpsee s9Fss apest of ta1 nestAefn paolne aa8eG.
 Conditioas fsvos tes thie vicinity cloudy feegy wsather with light RAiw
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

A slumbering volcano: Waiting for someone to start tearing down the Court of Honor.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

While the Jokes Bl0esnm,
 F0lksi Noyember's flower, Chryssnthemum. Reminds us we should not be
 glum, Since in our Fun Shop garden say Cheersanthemums bloom day by
 day!
 Throw Up tho Job! Warren: Flows things?" Higgins: I'm getting starvation wages" Warren: Foolish! ! wouldn't starve no matter how much they paid mel"
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

The cheapest thing during a po- litical campaign is prediction con- fidence.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

fhe Herald ia on sale daily in New York st Hotaling's Newsstand. Times squars; schults's NewsstandA Entrance Grand Central 4end Street.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
TuckS and Ducksi

TuckS and Ducks! Alice was going on visit. Her mother had her all ready when she noticed that Alice's panties were too long.
 AS her mother could not pro- nounce the letter "t' at the begin- ming of a word, she said. Come here, Alice, and let me sew few ducks in your panties." Alice looked at her mother and said. But mother. won't they quack when l sit down."
 Mrs. J. Blaser.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

There should be an annual prize
 for the author who doesn't say of
 his world weary heroine: "She was tired of 1t all."
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

The saiy profitable advertising medium h tho City, Circulation books and press roe0 alWays opsn to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

No matter how 1t goes, the few
 who remained loyal to the old party
 will have . better chance -Rt the post offices.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
laeuaae se tha Aaeociatel Prese

Tta Associated Press ts exclusively en- titled to the uss for republication o1 all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local nsws published therein.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Never mind the betting odds. What's the discount on electlon statements?
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
TELEPHONE cAL1a~

Dnksssl st tho psH olics at New Britain
 e ssooad clas Mall Natter.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
How I Worked My Way Through
 College
By Charles Herman.

naturally was an orphan. Being an orphan. however, did not prevent me from securing an education which knew I must have to be a success in the world.
 AS newsboy I worked my< way through the lower schools, but col- lege seemed an unsurmountabIe bar. rier When l was almost in despair kindly old man, Judge fleming. gave me . seven-year- scholarship to Seven-up-On-T Hudson. At good old Sevenup I soon be- came a favorite with the Freshies. For the first time in the history of the college the Freshman Class won the rock-breaking championship beating the Seniors by three rocks and two stones. It was due soiey tc my athletic ability that we won, and the Freshies elected me their Pres. ident.
 Although was enrolled for a sev. en-year course, I was 30 diligent fir my studies that I finished in foul years. Incidentally l finished three guards as left, and to show ml gratitude to the warden I borrowed three grand from the college safe That was just boyish prank.
 But a college grad soon finds tha there is vast difference betweel theory and practice. l made severa mistakes, and Judge fleming sent m, back to Sevenup for further train ing. However, the old college hadn' forgotten my great work. especial! the finishing of the three guards and they prepared a special chair il my honor.
 By the time you read this l expec to have finished my course!
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

One law for tho rich. one for the poor, and two million for the rest of us.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Smile for today! As hard to get rid of as the last house fly.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Bnt why punish . drunk driver and do nothing to the one who drives the same way because he hasn't any sense?
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Glare: Brilliant light: also the look woman gives you if you pull out to slowly when she toots to pass.
 A formal church prayer for Inds- pendence Day can't do any harm, but 1t might do more good on elec- tion day.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
New Britain Herald
 2RaAlD sUDI1uzIso COMPANY
EMIGRATION RATES

lasoe1 Daily Sunday Exceptsd) ~ Hss1A 1Ae. e Church Street
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
TradeSnlcns

Movie Actress (haughtily:) You forget, l owe something to my pulp lic!" Her Husband: "Yes; there are sev-
 eral of them waiting at the door with bills now!" -J. s. Alvarez
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Americanism: Hiring a man be- cause he can do something you
 haven't brains enough to do: feel
 ing superior to him because you pay him for his work.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

When . man is at peace with him, self. he's at peace with his God This is especially true of Mussolini
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

All arc weak, and the man who hates hypocrites will tell Willie to look up the word himself and he'll remember 1t better.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02
Facts ssdEancies

A campaign isn't over until the dirt settleA
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

33.e1 4Asee NontAs
 sSe . Nsnth
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Even a good party man may at times regret that his party's lies aren't as convincing as the other sides.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

We'll. the campaign managers who don't get appointments can get nice
 jobs writing resort literature.
New Britain herald., 1928-11-02

Copyright 1928. Publishers
 Syndicate.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Federal Court
Term Will Open
Here December ;

The December term of federal court
for the Brownsville district will con
vene Monday morning. December 3.
at 2 o'clock. TO take uD one Of the
heaviest dockets Of recent years.
A number of court attaches are
expected 70 arrive Sunday morning.
but Judge J. {. Hutchinson is not
scheduled to arrive until Monday
morning.
The grand jury is expected to be
impanelled rs soon as court ~convenes
and the first two or three days 81 the
session will he devoted to informa-
tion or continued cases.
The term will last al least two
weeks and probably three. court at
taches state. In addition 70 a large
number Of smuggling and liquor
cases. most Of which are 10 be passed
upon BY the grand jury. there are a
number Of continued cases on the
docket which are expected 70 be
taken IN during the term.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Fair,Loos Shows
Are Hosts of The
Herald Newsboys

The Brownsville Herald newsies
realized a year long dream Thanks
giving day and evening when they
were the guests Of the Valley Mid
Winter Fair and the j. George Loos
shows at Harrington.
The lads thoroughly enjoyed
themselves, seeing all exhibits and
taking in all points of interest.
The Loos shows particularly drew
the boys like a magnet. They rode
all sorts u devices marveled at the
fat lady and her thin husband. saw
all the shows. and greeted an old
friend. big Boy" huge African
gorilla.
The lads have H. N looking for
ward to the ARR al of the Loos
shows for a year as they always
prove themselves gracious hosts 70
the youthful street criers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

Der Of Commerce convention in La
redo.
W. ID. Boone. treasurer of the Cen
trial Power g. Light company. from
the San Antonio office. talked brief
Is. telling Of the good relations be-
tween editors and newspaper men
in general and the Central Power 4
Light company.
Fred Massengill Of Terrell on be-
half of the editors then told n num-
Der of jokes. ending with a demon
stration of how TO wash the hair. in
the course OF which he removed his
hair from his head. and revealed a
wide and brilliant bald spot.
The editors left here about ?
o'clock in the afternoon for the VAL
lev FAIR. and the party broke up
there in part. as the crowds pre-
vented the editors remaining togeth-
err. After n trip through the Fair
grounds. where the editors saw the
agricultural. horticultural and other
products which the Valley produces,
thew returned here. and went on
down to Brownsville and 10 Mata-
moros. where they assembled at la
' AAN1 Aa1NeAAltsA 1T WV " a AlltfEAa
The delegates were guests at a
Mexican dinner Thursday evening at
7:l5 at Ia Villa Espanola. in Mata-
moros. the menu consisting of hot
tamales. enchilades, tortillas, tscoS
and fried beans.
Some seventy persons attended he
affair. including visiting editors
their friends and those who are as
uaEftur 80 ntarsuarsu 49,. luI1Nru
during their convention.
The affair VAS opened BIZ j. n.
Bell, manager Of the San Benito
Chamber Of Commerce.. who intro
duced George Richardson. manager
of the Brownsville chamber.
Mr.. Richardson called TO the at
t~ention Of the visitors some hiStor-
zeal background connected with the
building in which the dinner was be-
ing held. He said that the structure
was erected in 1886 by a wealthy
family that had emigrated from
Spain. and in its day was one Of the
finest homes in this section.
Mr. Richardson introduced j. VI.
Stein. publisher Of The Brownsville
during the evening.
Brief talks were made by Ben
Harigel, president Of the Texas Edi-
torial association; c. c. Hudson OF
Iowa Park. publisher 81 the Iowa
Park Herald; Fred Massenrill. puo-
Usher or the Terrell Transcript: Art
King Of the Mercedes News; r. r.
Montgomery of McAllen: Miss Helen
Workman. head of the department Of
journalism at Baylor college, Bel
ton; Milton Everett. publisher OF
Southwestern Resources. San Anto-
MO. and W. G. Grant of Dallas. d.
rector OF the Texas Public Service
Information Bureau. Mr.. and Mrs.
Grant arrived in Brownsville late
Thursday afternoon. after having
driven 1.100 miles from Fl Paso. ex-
pressly to attend the convention.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Cavalry Band to
Concert Tonight

The Twelfth cavalry band. under
the direction of G. r. Washington.
will give its regular Friday evening
concert tonight beginning at 1880
o'clock in the parade grounds band
stand.
The bandstand is located near the
Elizabeth entrance to the post and
parking space is available.
The program follows:
I. March, The Standard Bearer.
Fahrbach.
.. Overture. Paragraph III. Suppe.
3. Bercuse from Jocelyn. GODDARD.
q. Selection. The Soul Kiss. Low.
5. Double number. (al Londorry
Air. Old Irish Air; tbl Humoresaue.
Tschaikowsky.
6. March. Through Combat TO VIC
tory, Won Blon.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Man So Nervous Feels
His Stomach Jump

II got 80 nervous my tomach felt
like IL was jumping. Niuol entirely
relieved the trouble. | feel better
than in years.. 4. Duke.
Ninol is a compound OF iron.
p~hosphates. cod liver peptone. etc.
The very FIRST bottle makes you
sleep better and have a BIG appe-
tite. Nervous. easily tired people
are surprised how QUICK the iron.
phosphates. etc. give new life and
nep. Ninol tastes delicious. Eagle
Pharmacy. In San Benito Palace
Pharmacy.
Charles A. Mumm. manager az the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Men Refuse To
Divulge Plans
For Big Dinner

Preparations for a dinner 70 be
rendered the IA diseof the First Ores
byterian church Friday night by the
men Of the congregation. were still
shrouded in mystery today. Re
peated efforts 20 induce committee
members 70 divulge their plans re-
ceived the same reply: Eve have
nothing to say"
Rumors are prevalent that the en-
tire dinner will be prepared b. the
men, some OF whom are culinary
artists Of surprising skill. but lady
members Of the congregation were
decidedly skeptical as 70 this. The
rumor persisted that IL II To be a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
EDITORS MAKE
VALLEY TRIPS
Revisiting Scenes Fa-
.miliar to Most
Of Body


SAN BENITO. Nov. 30.-Members
Of the Texas Editorial association.
holding n three-day convention IN
the Lower Rio Grande Valley today
are revisiting scenes familiar 20
most of them in the upper end OF
this section.
The convention has been held in a
Valley city for the past three years
and most of the guests of San Be-
nito are familiar with the entire
section.
After a short business session here
this morning they left on an automo-
bile our with stops scheduled at
Progreso for lunch as guests of The
Progreso Development Co., and on
to Reynosa tonight. where they will
be guests at a BANQUET given by Bob
Lowrey and the Mission Enterprise.
Saturday the editors are to ses
Point Isabel and return here late in
the day.
The first Of their several jaunts
! around the Valley was conducted on
their first day AZ the convention here
when the Texas Editors left shortly
after noon Thursday for the Valley
Fair grounds. returning through san
Benito and assembling in Matamoros
Thursday nigh
At the banquet given here Thurs
day by the Central Power & Light
company music wa furnished by the
Kilowatt Four. quartette Of the Cen
trail Power & Light company. and at
the conclusion OF the singing the
quartette passed out copies Of the
Valley Home song 10 All the visiting
editors.
Frank c. Ludden. Valley manager
Of the Central Power a. Light COM
pany. presided at the banquet. and
spoke briefly on the cordial relations
which exist between the Central
Power & Light company. and its
public. including in the latter the
newspapers. He declared that the
improvements which such companies
as this make are always financed BY
the public. in subscriptions 20 stock
and bonds. and that the money
sources always keep a close check on
the public relations Of the company
with it's people.
nr. c. VI. Cash Of San Benito vel
coined the visitors 10 the city. telling
them in general some Of its advan-
tages. including the power companys
headquarters here.
The program was opened BY Miss
Lorraine Siderius who recited the
ANY Home Town talk which won
first prize at the South Texas Cham
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Grapefruit Letters
Multigraphed
Promptly

Are you planning on sending gift
boxes or grapefruit to your Northern
Customers this year? Let Us Multi
graph Your letters and return cards.
Multigraphed letters look better and
are much more economical than when
done on the typewriter. Estimates
gladly furnished on any quantity Of
letters; quick delivery Of finished
work. Shirley Letter Shop. Hidalgo
Bank Bldg. Mercedes. Phone 800.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
CITY BRIEFS

To Meet-Directors of the Browns
Chamber or Commerce will hold a
regular meeting in the chamber Of
commerce building ut T:45 o'clock
Friday evening.
Ringwcrm.-One bottle % Imperial
Eczema Remedy Is guaranteed TO be
enough for any case. All druggists
are authorized to refund your money
TX IL fails.-Adv. ca
Moving ln--Firemen from central
station companies were moving into
the new fire station. Adams ard 10th
streets, which was recently com
Dleted al an approximate cost VI
$35,000. The aerial truck has already
been nut in the new building and the
entire outfit will probably be moved
by late Saturday afternoon.
In Austin-Miss Elizabeth Webster.
Ira Webster and Ernest McCulIum
were among the Brownsville folks at
tending the Texas-A. & NJ. football
game in Austin Thanksgiving Day.
They expect TO return Mondays
Coming Here-W. l.. HAYNES Of In
d~ianapolis. Ind, has written to the
Brownsville Chamber of Commerce
for information concerning Browns
Vile. He announced that he intended
70 move to this city to enter the
mercantile business.
Dickey's Old Reliable Eye Wate.
relieves sun and wind burned eyes.
Doesn't hurt. All druggists.-Adv. Cll
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

sduck dinner" the main item ON tint
mtnu to be- provided BY some Of the
noted duck hunters who were placed
on the commissary cimmittee-
at is going to Be 4 real dinner"
was the statement or Clevc Tandy
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

RANCHER


Santiago NJ. Cisneros. 81. = prom
inent farmer and ranchman, was
buried At his ranch about - miles
south Of Matamoros Thursday after
noon. His wife and seven children
survive him. CARA undertaking es-
adjustment or Brownsville handled
the funeral Arrangements.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
OF
BURIED

Eusebio Alvarez, 95, who had been
for so years q resident Of Browns
willie, died Wednesday at his home
here and was buried in the city
cemetery at Z ,. m. Thursday, fol-
lowing services at the Immaculate
Conception church. Garza's under
taking establishment handled the ar
rangementS.
Alvarez II survived by sever sons.
two daughters. Twelve grandchildren
and ten Observation-Disclosures.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

ana this was the most t~nlightcnI,.
information that could be securss
from nnv source Queries as tn N.
Extraordinary features we're ansre-
W with smiles, and the interroks:a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30

Laredo Chamber Of Commerce, ex-
tended an invitation. in behalf of the
two Laredos, to the association to be
their guests next year. p. (. Mont
gomery. representing McAllen, also
announced that McAllen wants the
association again next year.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
Sore Gums Now Durable

You won't be ashamed to smile
again :fter you use Leto's Pyorrhea
Remedy. This preparation Is used
and recommended by leading dem
1 SITS and cannot fail 70 benefit you.
Druggists return money IL it fails.
Eagle Pharmacy, Inc.-Adv. 1)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
MRS. LITTERST BURIED
IN SAN BENITO RITES
Especial TO The Herald

SAN BENITo, Nov. 30.-Fuueral
services were held here Thursday
afternoon at $3.50 for Mrs. Frances
Litterst. SO, who died at the home in
San Benito Thursday morning.
The services were held at the Mont
Meta cemetery. with Rev. Marshall.
Methodist pastor. in charge. and
with Thompson's mortuary Of San
Benito handling the arrangements.
Pallbearers were Tom jefferson.
r. r. Nederjohn. Albert Potter. Fred
Horkman. Fred Christisnson and o.
q. Murray.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
RIBBONS

Keep several new ribbons on hand
NJ all times and prevent your type
written work from. appearing dim and
uneven Save 80 ID per cent by pur-
chasing = ribbon Coupon Book. You
get $500 Of ribbons for $1,000.
Phone 522 collect. Delta Office Fur
niture Co. Harlingen. ll2l
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
MOUNTAINS OF
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transportation seriously affected.
Absence OF winds. which would have
driften snow across railroads and
thoroughfares, kept damage to a
negligible figure.
Cold came with the snow, al
though the weather prediction today
was for warmer weather.
In Omaha downtown traffic was
suspended for some time early last
night until tractors had cleared the
streets.
The state was covered. the storm
starting in the western sections late
Wednesday. Some roads in western
Nebraska and Wyoming we're almost
impossible, reports said.
The weather forecast issued by
". :. Meteorologist w. J.. Schnur-
busch for Brownsville and the Val
lev called for a temperature Of
around So Friday night. Fair to
partly cloudy skies we're foreseen
for Friday night and Saturday.
The drop would he caused BY a
mild norther that is moving across
the upper part or the state. Schrur-
busch stated.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-30
HIS PATIENT

0DESSA.-Dr. Sergius Graldomir
has been arrested for numbering n
patient whose wife the physician
wanted to marry.
The Washington times., 1928-11-09
TALKS ON COMMUNISM

Communism win be attacked by
DIR. 3. G. Wilkinson, dean OF theology
of Washington Miseionary College, in
a lecture sunday night at 7:3O o'clock
in the Arcadia Auditorium, 3100
block of Fourteenth Street North.
west,