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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-28
THE STATE or TEXAS
COUNTY OF CAMERON

COUNTY OF CAMERON
NOTICE rs hereby giyrh that by viz
tue OF certain Order ~ Sale ISSUED
out OF the Honorable IU3rd Judicial
District Cour OF Czi1tron County
on 10th day OF May ly.e. BIZ John y.
Seaman, Clerk Of said court. for the
sum OF Three Hundr-i Forty Seven
q No-lOO Dollars and costs OF suit
under a Judgment, in favor of Cam
7 County Water Improvement Dis
trict Number One, in a certain cause
~ said Court, No. 7i.'5 and STYLED:
cameron County Water Improvement
District Number One. w. Iii. X. Price
placed IN my hands fer service. n
Mrs. Pinkie Nann. as Sheriff W Cam
eron County, Texas. frd on the 10th
day Of May, 1928. " y on certain
Real Estate. situated In Csmeron
County, Texas. descriLec " follows.
to-wit: The South Is acres of BIock
NO. 10, In and out Of tie John A. Hill
subdivision. as shown IN the official
may recorded IN Vol. s. page -. Man
Records OF Cameron ..ountv. TexaS
aHo Ieylec upon As re property of
=. X; Price, ana that on the first
Tuesday IN June. 1925. the same be-
6Gl ~ eGAI month. AL the
Court House door, of Cameron Coun-
~, II the City Of Brownsville. Texas.
between the hours Of IL A. NJ. and
4 ?. NJ. By virtue Of said lew and
said order or sale | will sell said
above described Real Estate al cubic
vendue. for cash to the highest bid
der, as the property OF said G. r.
Price.
And in compliance W IN law 4 give
this notice by publication, IL the
English language. once a week FOR
three consecutive weeks immediately
preceding said day " sale. in the
Brownsville. Herald. a newspaper
published in Cameron County.
witness my hand. this 10th DAY of
May. 1928.
MRS. PINklE NANN.
Sheriff. Cameron COUNTY. Texax
BY T. G. Bryson. Deputy.
5-14-2l-2S-3t-2as6.
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT

lien be fixed. established and de-
creed foreclosed and that il have
relief generally.
HEREIN FAIL NOT. but have YOU
before said Court on the first day
Of next term thereof this writ with
your return thereon. showing how
you have executed the
Given under my hand and seal Of
said court. at office in the city Of
Brownsville. Texas. this the 18th day
Of May. A. ID. 1928.
Witness. Jno. p. Seaman. Clerk
Of District Court in and for
Cameron County, Texas.
BY N. J. Mc1iernsn, Deputy.
tseslJ
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NOTICE

The Commissioner Court OF Cam
eron County. Texas, will " and
sit as a Board of Equali-ation on
Saturday. the 4th day of June, "A. I'D.
1928. at Q O'Clock "A. NJ. TO receive al
the assessment lists and books Of O.
"A. Cowden, Tax Assessor OF Cameron
County. Texas. for the year 1925, FOR
inspection. correction or equalization
and approval.
Witness my hand and the Seal of
the Commissioners Court or Cameron
County, Texas. this the Gath day Of
May. a. y. 1925.
SEAL H. II. SEAGO,
County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk
OF the COMMISSIONER Court Of Cam
eron County, Texas.
5-24 6-4-l2t-3027
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sHERIFF's SALE
THE STATE OF TEXAs }

lhE SlAlE UT ALAA5
COUNTY OF CAMERON
NOTICE is hereby given that by
virtue of certain Order OF Sale -
sued out Of the honorable Criminal
District Court Of Cameron County,
on 1st day az May. 1928 BY Jno. r.
Scanlan. clerk or said Court, for the
sun or two hundred forty-sIx and
s6-10O dollars and costs Of suit. under
a judgment in favor Of Ia Feria Wa
ter improvement district, Cameron
County Number Three. in a certain
cause in said Court. No. 1905, ana
styled: La Feria Water Improve
ment District Number Three vs.. Al
varo Davis, placed in my hands for
service, i. Mrs Pinkie Nann, AZ
sheriff Of Cameron County, Texas,
did on the 1st day of May, 1898,
levy on certain real estate, situated
in Cameron County. Texas, deserib-
ed as follow. to-wit:
The south nine and 76-l00 acres OK
block No. 116 or the Minnesota-Tex-
as Land and Irrigation companys
subdivision OF lands in the la Feria
grant. Cameron County Texas, and
levied upon as the property of AL
varo Davis. and shat on the first
Tuesday in June. 1928. the same be-
ing the 9TH day of said mouth. nc
the courthouse door. of Cameron
county, in the city Of Brownsville.
Texas, between the hours Of 10 On. m.
and 4 p. m. by virtue OF said levy
and said order OF sale ] will sell said
above described real estate ~ public
vendue. for cash 70 the highest bid
der. as the property Of said Aware
Davis.
And in compliance with law. Z
give this notice by publication. in
the English language, once a week
for three consecutive weeks inrne-
diately preceding said day of sale.
In the Brownsville Herald. a news
paper published i'm Cameron County.
Witness my hand. this 9TH day OF
May. 1928.
Mrs. Pinkie Vann. Sheriff, Cam
eron County. Texas
BY II. @. Bryson, Deputy.
5-14-2l-2s-3t-29se
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JHERIFF's SAL
THE STATE OF \
COUNTY or CAMERON

Notice is hereby given that BY vir-
tue Of certain Order e. Sale issued
cut Of the Honorable 103rd Judicial
District Court of Cameron county.
on 10th dsy of May 1923. nv John r.
Seaman. Clerk of said Court. for the
fum Of Eight Hundred TWENTY One
& $500 Dollars and costs Of suit.
under a judgment IN frvor Of Cam
error County Water improvement Dis
trict Number One III a certain cause
In said Court, No. 1882 and styled:
Cameron County Water Improvement
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NATIONAL LINES OF MEXICO
RIO GRANDE RAILWAY
To Point Isabel. $3.50 a. m.
From Point Isabel. 4 2. m.
A DIAMOND BUS III
Political
Announcements

i Under this heading will be published
e names OF candidates for public office.
pc fees for announcement will be as
lluws:
For district offices. ...... $500
For county offices ........ $500
For justice OF the peace. ....Sl5.O0
For precinct offices. $500. $1,000
Names OF candidates will be carried in
Re announcement column until the July
binary.
The Brownsville Herald is authorized to
hke the following announcements OF
ndidates subject to the democratic pri-
~ in July:
r CONGRESS
6ld-HsFdin.
K SHERIFF
n. H.. (Bob) Johnson
b.. G.. tGibl Henson.
Duncan 5. Wright.
Nv. Frank Brown.
y. A. tMike) Manahsn
rs. NJ. Jester.
II. G. Nichols.
bUNTY ATTORNEY
M. r.. Hall (re-election).
W. Moran.
In CONSTABLE
j.. Hanna, Justice Precinct No.
,, Brownsville.
ohm Martin; reelection; justice
lcinct No. 2, Brownsville.
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DONCASTER. Eng.--John and Will
liam Cooper. who celebrated their
ssth birthday here. claim 70 Be the
worlds oldest living twins.
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FINED FOR

CHICAGO Robert Stephens Eas
fined for parking his auto too long
while having al aching tooth treated.
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Business Notices

is HEREBY given that the
kular annual meeting Of the stock
Fders of the Rio Grande Railway
Anpany will be held in its general
ices at Brownsville. Texas, at 10
ock a. m, June 9Th, 1925; and
L the regular annual meeting Of
\ directors will be held Immediately
bn adjournment of the meeting Of
bckholders. ". A. Ellington. secre-
~. Els
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Train Information
MISSOURI PACIFIC LINES

MISSOURI PACIFIC LINES
70. 12-To Houston. San Antonio. 500
m.
%. $50 Houston. san Antonio. s..
lis. S:35 .. n.
70. i5-From 81. Louis. San Antonio
Second No. 15-From San Antonio and
Puston. $40 n. m.
No. 11-From San Antonio and Hous-
!. ass .. m.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC LINES
No. 31o-From Houston. San Antonio.
No. 32O-To Houston. San Antonio.
$50 p. m.
NATIONAL LINES OF MEXICO
tMatamoros Station
No. 132-To Monterrey. Mexico City.
No. 1si-From Mexico City. Monterrey.
80 .. m.
RIO GRANDE RAILWAY
To Point Isabel. $3.50 a. m.
From Point Isabel. 4 .. m.
BLACK DIAMOND BUS LINES
Cars TO Mission on the hour every hour.
q. m. to 6 .. m. and &c 1850 q m. $3.50
Il m. $50 p. m. and . 2. m
To Point Isabel. s a. m. IL m. and 4
m.
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Lost and Found

pin with 3 diamonds.
Phone 10, Mrs. .o.iS
kulay. Els
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Lots For Sale

BY OWNER at sacrifice price, if
sold ct once. Nice corner, 75xl20
with good modern house. Phone
1149-N. E-226
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Under this heading will be published
|e names OF candidates for public office.
be fees for announcement will be ~
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Buy or Exchange

LAND WANTED.
100 10 500-acre tracts unimproyed
land under irrigation. direct from
owner. Box E-l57. care Herald.
k-IyT
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-28
Romances of the Worlds Great Lovers
BY COZETTE DOUGLASS
DOrofhen Jordan and William " OF England.

" reading the lives OF the favor
ties OF the sixteenth. seventeenth
and eighteenth centuries. scandal
seems 10 have been the keystone on
which they builded their fame. Even
In the early days OF the nineteenth
century. this rule still seems Il hold
true. for no life was more openly
scandalous nor notorious than was
that OF Dorothea Jordan. Irish ac-
tress. tavorlte or the English stage.
and mistress OF the king. William Nv.
Her mother was an actress and
her father was reported to have been
an army captain. although II is
limited that he was more probably
nothing more nor less than an ordi-
nary stage hand Dorothea's first
appearance was in Dublin when she
was but fifteen years old. when she
played phoebe" in las You Like
IT.. After various appearances IN
Ireland. h appeared in England
and IL was while there that she as
sumed the name OF Mrs. Jordan.
Her first London appearance at
the Drury Lane Theatre created a
sensation. and before the end OF her
first season h had become estab-
lished as a public ~favorite. Five
years after her first appearance in
London the then duke OF Clarence
succumbed 70 her charms IN spite OF.
or perhaps because OF her openly
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-28
Home Making Helps
BY Wanda Barton
"CiOihes And The Nam"

HVALKING about the well dress
ed man. or on fashions for
men, IS not exactly In our line
yet we would like to advance a few
ideas on the subject. as the matter
closely related TO the household bud
get. Every business man is expected
10 dress a. well as his income allows
today. This does not mean flashily.
but neatly and in good caste. This
entails a wardrobe OF a. least three
suits each season or twelve a year.
Properly taken care OF zach trio
laps over 10 start the next season
for which IL is suitable. One suit
on. one at the cleaners and one in
the closet. This does not include the
Tuxedo. or the few sport things used
so widely these days.
The wise man selects a reliable
shop and which has a good fit
ter. and is recognized as a regular
customer. This has its advantages.
he is notified OF their advantageous
sales. things suitable are "set aside"
for him by his regular salesman and
he gets precedence IN fittings. also
samples for repairs. extra buttons.
buckles and sc on. Carefully pressed
and hung. the suits wear better for
resting them a day or two frequently.
their freshness when again donned
gives the man a comfortable we'll
dressed feeling that creates a
good impression OF prosperity on
himself and his friends. This feel
ing pays for the outlay. IL is well
70 study the Winter clothes before
getting the ~overcoats and get IL and
the hat In harmonious coloring.
Men r out earning the living.
women are supposed TO be taking
care Of all things in the home that
makes for the comfort and well be-
ing OF all members, and looking
after the mans clothing certainly
comes under this head. Women have
many little ways Of saving on their
own wardrobes and time generally
70 do II. but men have no time. and
II they did they have little knowl.
edge OF what should be done 10 keep
them true TO form as "well-dressed"
men.
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The Stars Say
For Thursday, Nov. %.
By CENEvIEvE KEMBLE.


"HIS day may be memorable for
the whirlwind action which may
uproot the established order OF
affairs and plunge n into q fresh
environment or 20 entirely new &C
tivities. These things nay bs sud
denly precipitated and may result in
benefits and worthwhile affiliations
with large enterprises or important
corporations. although these splendid
opportunities may be neEatived by
a tendency 10 rash and turbulent be
havior. Sign papers cautiously.
Those whose birthday II is are on
the eve OF a year OF important
change or upheaval. suddenly Orecip-
itated with whirlwind force. This
should rebound to advantages and
desirable new affiliations ana con
tracts II they are not JeopardiZed by
rash. hasty and impulsive moves or
by contention and strife. Papers
should be signed cautiously. "A child
born on this day may be inclined 70
be clamorous. impulsive and quarrel
some and may make frequent
changes abruptly. IL NAV have an
adventurous caree and meet many
dangers.
The planets are not primary
causes but are agents for dslirer-
ing the vibrations due us BY reason
of our o,rn past mental acfioHs.-
*. A. Outright.
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4rlEIAl-NE ElDe
"a brought me back with a start
from what she laughingly had
called my mind-reading. But indeli-
bly, impressed upon my mental
tablets were several facial express
sions. fleeing but betraying. which
had revealed the dominant emotion
IN those or our guests whom i was
watching.
Prince Georges dancing with Prin.
cess Dina was talking earnestly with
her most OF the time. and / guessed
that he was telling her or his inter
view with Charles owen. But often
his eyes strayed q Mary. dancing
with Mr.. Owen. while Princess
O,ina's surreptitious watch OF Noel.
dancing with Carolyn ceased.
There was no jealousy in either
gaze, I knew as would have been
the case had Mary and Noel been
dancing together. but there was the
distinct uneasiness which each OF
this romantic royal pair manifested
in any activity OF Mary and Noel
which did o include them.
wondered II their eyes. s~harpened
ON jealousy UOAlCtQ ludA Mdiy ahN
Noel also were giving only per-
f%unctorily courteous attention "a
their partners. and following each
other with their eyes. But my specu'
lations concerning the quartet oil
young people at such cross purposes
ceased as abruptly a. did my obser'
walton that Charles Owens poised
manner hid rage at Prince Georges
and a sinister sort OF satisfaction al
the sight OF Marion and Ronald sc
absorbed in each other. For tbs
dance record came to nm end. and
forgetting everything else. they
crowded around the fruit punch
bowl.
Supper Is ready" I told them
Mrs. Beckett and I thought II was .
pity for you 10 stop dancing 10 pre-
pare It,"
How perfectly a~dorableF" Carolyn
exclaimed. and her brother looked al
me.
shall we choose our partners
now?" he asked. with a combination
OF schoolboy naivete and respectful
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TIE Renf Story AZ a
Stcddfdsf Woman.

courtesy which made him irresIstIbly
appealing.
NO. we're going 10 leave that 20
blind chance" | told him. depressing
a smile al the disappointment in his
eyes as l thought OF the delighted
surprise which would be his when
we should s the device for ar
ranging the supper partners. And
when. after Katherine and / gravely
had manipulated the strings we had
so carefully arranged. he found
Marion holding the other end OF the
cord he had been given. his face was
no more radiant than hers. Both
were still young and naive enough
to show their emotions as cand!dly
a children. and their delight at the
supper arrangement vas patent TO
everyone.
There was no such pleasure re-
Elected in the other faces. how ever.
True. Carolyn was radiant, but 4
knew that she would have been Just
as pleased with Georges for a supper
partner as with Noel. She was al
the stage when an attractive young
man was that and nothing more.
AS long as she was not shunted 10
her brother. or her uncle. she had no
quarrel with what chance brought
her. But Georges. Dina. Noel and
Mary could not conceal all traces
Of disappointment al the pairing.
Only Charles Owens face was in
scrutable. I could not tell whether
he was content 20 let Ronald absorb
Marion's attention. or whether he
would have welcomed m opportunity
to ingratiate himself still farther
into her appreciation OF him as
"Carolyn's wonderful uncle"-an ex.
preston I had heard her utter ear
lier in the evening
There was but little dancing after
supper and Princess Dina. plainly
FESTIVE, insisted upon going home
| despite the pleadings Of the other
girls. Prince Georges seized the op-
| portunity given BY their Imports
nifty to tell me the result OF his IN.
terview with Charles Owen.
ct think I've drawn his fangs." he
told me. with a touch OF pardonable
comticcencv-
CONTINUED Tomorrow.D
! ccpyrEht. 1873. NsTs5EDw Feature ssrTirs. rDc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-28
A Fashion Models Diary
BY GRACE THORNCLIFFE.
She TaIks Of the Possibilities Of a Telrei Season.

"A T the end OF each week | go
IA home with the feeling hat
Madame can't possibly have
anything new 10 show the following
week. And I am constantly being
surprised. There's always something
that's not been there 0ufnre-it may
be an evening gown. a new piece az
Jewelry, an interesting hac-always
something 10 make the smart woman
sit up and take notice ard. almost
always. buy.
L must tell you about a few OF this
weeks crearlons-there Is q stunning
lowered chiffon dinner gown flow
cred chiffon Is being very much
v0rn this Winter with Oriental
coiors. made with interlacing gold
thread IN a smart pattern.
Another frock we showed this
week was designed for informal din
uer and the play. and has a skirt Of
rleated chiffon with a long over
blouse OF ciit brocaded chiffon made
on soft lines. A girdle, that Is
swathed about the hips 10 M side
Of the front. where the ends are
drawn through w 1eweled rings. Is
an attractive feature.
Another evening model Of subtle
composition. and quite stunning. is
hull. Of black Chantilly lace over
flesh.tinted chiffon. The dress. cut
with deep points in front, hack and
under the rms is made plain and
scnE. with flaring layers OF black
chiffon attached at the hipline. form
Ing a long sheer overskirt with an
uneven hem. Helene. being a blonde.
looked stunning in this model.
There was one ia particular that
was just a knockout. IL uses two OF
the most popular materials OF the
seaSon-Eold cloth and raidnight blue
velvet. The gold cloth fashions the
slip and the body az the dress IL de-
veloped IN the velvet forming the
coat effect. The edge of the skirt
has n deep border OF nutria and there
r ZiEht cuffs OF the nutria and n
high chin-chin collar. BY the way.
this collar Is difficult 70 wear. And
II ones face is inclined 10 be full. II
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-28

Let's see, what did Abraham
Lincoln have for breakfast, do
you think. when he was little?
Something a lot like corn pone
and black molasscs. I'm willing
to wager.
And Misunderstanding OF
all the hot biscuit and fried
chicken and cheese pie and
strawberry shortcake he ate
when he was growing up TO be
a man.
And Lindbergh?-l wonder
what he had to eat up there in
Minnesota-plenty Of coffee
and lots Of sweet cakes. III
warrant.
Yet he's Lindbergh-just the
same.
What did you have when you
were little?
My brothers and sisters and I
used to have sausage and potato
cakes and waffles and grape
Jelly and baked apples and may
be a few cookies thrown in for
breakfast
And for lunch we had a piece
of mince pie and cheese and "A
glass Of milk and whatever
little knick-knacks were left
over in the cupboard.
For supper-yes, that's what
we called it in our ignorance
for supper we had steak, baked
potatoes, baked squash. some
baked beans and some boiled
onions, maybe. and a few fried
parsnips, hot biscuits. maple
syrup and lemon meringue pie
and along about half past
nine we began TO eat apples
oughnuts-popcorn-and hick-
DRY nuts--and then we went to
bed and slept like logs.
And we never knew there
was such a thing as a diet, poor,
deluded things that we were.
Whisper, I'm glad my mother
had never heard Of hygienic
food don't believe il would
be any fun at all to sit and re-
member spinach and carrots
and zwiebach-do you?
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Ii | We're
A Man
By JILL

nat dared them to interrupt. and
then spin out my story to inter-
minable lengths just for the sake OF
holding the center Of the stage as
long as l possibly could. And +
wouldn't pause every so often to
take u deep. sustaining puff OF my
cigar. or relight my pipe. while
everybody waited In deadly, painful
silence. It's not good form TO in.
terrupt. and the poor audience Is at
an unfair disadvantage. They have
TO pretend GREATNESS interest no
matter how bored they are or how
wildly they yearn TO murder me IN
cold blood. I'D try TO remember that
most OF them had probably heard
the story before and didn't think IL
funny the first time. And when a
burst OF hysterical laughter greeted
my final sally. I wouldn't take IL as
q ribute to my powers as a racon-
teur. There's such a thing as the
hysterta OF relief. you knowI
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BY JACK

to make sure everything was still
hanging together. ! wouldn't expect
a man to admire every costume. or
TO notice every new pin or buckle
or bracelet ! happened to be flaunt-
ing. And I wouldn't stop In front
OF every mirror TO adjust my hat or
pull down my blouse or make sure
that my skirt hung correctly. Id
be sure they were right when ! put
them on. and then I'd forget them.
! wouldn't refuse to 20 where my es-
cort wanted 70 just because ] wasn't
wearing exactly the right kind OF
costume. II l were driving, ]
wouldn't worry about how mussed
my clothes would be when I got out
II II looked like rain. ] wouldn't say
reproachfully: 'Oh. dear. I Just
know my hat will be ruined" and
If the waiter spilled a drop OF French
dressing on my sleeve. or a cigarette
ash burned a hole In nv skirt.
wouldn't act as though the entire
day had been spoiled,