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The Washington times., 1928-02-16
Observation-Disclosures

1
s:0O-Studio Program.
10:0O-WEAF Program.
| 10:S0-Sinton Orchestra.
| 11:30-The kidneys: Al and Pete.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
1904 Garden Of Music"
S:30-WJz Program
10:0O-Harfnony Four.
11:O0-Castle Farm Orchestra.
WCCO-Mpls.. st. Paul-74O-4O5
9:30-The Craftsmen.
| 10:00-WEAF Program.
IL :0O-Izaak Walton League.
INSTRUMENTATION
1O:00-Orchestra.
| M-NashviIIe-89O-337
1o:oo-Vendome Theater Orchestra.
11:Oo-Vocal; Organ.
KSD-St. LOuis-55O-545
| SOON. b. c. chains.
wCBD-zIon. ni.-s7o-s44.s
Observation-Disclosures
| 7:30-Science news.
| 8:OO--WEAF program.
| WMAK-BuffalO-55
| S:30--Health talk
9:0O-Rainbow Revelers.
| MISREPRESENTATION Band.
11:90-Silver slipper Orchestra.
| KDKA-E. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
| 7:0O-Automatic Asitators; Ha
/ waiians.
| 7:4b-U of P. Address.
| s:O0--wJZ program.
| WCAE-Pittsburgh 461.3
| 7:O0-Venice Orchestra.
| 7:3O-vocal.
| s:00-WEAF program.
| 1o:S0-New China Orchestra.
WEEI-BOstOn-S2O- 1855
| 7:30-WEAF program.
10:30-News; weather: orchestra.
Observation-Disclosures
| -Darrow debate.
! 10:15-Decimo Male Quartet.
| II :00-Williams Music Makers.
-CIeveland-75O-399.8
| S:00r-WEAF program.
| 9:OO-Cavaliers.
| WJR-DetrOit-68O-4
8:0O-WJz Program.
11:O0-Dance Music.
WWJ-DetrOlt-85O-3
| S:0O-WEAF Program.
| WGHP-DetrOit-1O8
| S:00-OrRan.
| S:3O-Hockey Game.
o:3O-Payton's. Arcadians.
WGY-schenectady-7
7:3O-Union College Talk.
! 7:45-Studio program.
8:00-WEAF program.
10:o0-Carborundum Band.
| 11:00-WEAF program.
| 11:30--Organ.
WBZ-Springfiel
! s:30-WJZ program.
| 0:00--News; vocal
1O:2O--McEnellys Orchestra.
KFI-LOs AngeIes-64O-4es
1:0N-Concert orchestra.
| ,12:0O-Network, Dodge program.
12:3O-Network. Moon Magic.
| :0O--Violinist.
| KGO-Oakland-7SO- 3S4.4
| P. M.
11:oO-Drama, Just Plannin.".
| l2:OO-Network.
A. M.
1:oo-Ellis Orchestra.
KEX-POFtIand--l2
11:so-studio program.
A. M.
1:OO-Kremers Orchestra.
KPO-San FranciScO-71O-422.3
| p. M.
:00-Network.
| A. M.
1:OO-KPO Orchestra.
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Special Notices

A SPECIAL MEETING of Plasterers and Ce::
ment Finishers. Local 90, will be held
Friday, February II. 1885,
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| Schools and Colleges
E3SH7S SHORTHAND


SttResEsphIS seurse, ms.. SseFstarIai
!, EST ysars. Bssd Ssh0sh 1888 az. q. 23SS.
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Classified Display
FARM AND GARDEN

BABY CHICKS-12. 900 blood tested breed
ers. selected for high egg production, sup
ply eggs for this hatchery; all leading va
rieties: catalogue free. Massanutten Farms
Hatchery Box 331-P, Harrisonburg. Va.
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MALE

A STENOGRAPHER: also collector with
car, $50 wk.: also soda dispenser: also
auto mechanic: also footman, exp, for en-
bassy, 500 mo-; other positions daily.
Capital Emp. Exch.. Room 321. 1406 g ST.
CAN USE SEVERAL BOYS. between IL
school: only neat white boys ambitious to
learn business will receive consideration.
Write for interview. Box %. Times
COLORED positions such as ianitors. pOF-
tiers, elevator operators chaufteurs hotel
and restaurant help daily. Wash. Business
14th st.
FOUR YOUNG MEN age rs to "a. to
travel over New ENGLAND States: $40
week and, transportation II YOU are
worker. See manager. Room 613. lnter-
national Bldg, 3 to o. NJ.
MEN 10 take orders on established route.
Room SIC, 1919 y Sta n. W.
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FREE advice IN injury claims, Address
Box C-173, Times-Herald Bldg.
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ROSALE WOLF
SCORES SUCCESS

However, Carmen" is one of
the best things the Sodero forces
do, largely because of Devora
Nadworney's masterful interpreta.
tion of the character of the most
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-10-25
Miscellaneous Wanted

WE MUST HAVE GOODS
No amount too large or small. VIII
pay highest cash price.
BIEHL TRANSFER AND STORAGE. INC.
Ii. 1858. DR.. 0199.
HOUSE CLEANINGY-Y Your surplus cloth
ing. furniture magazines. Papers will
Industrial me Phone FOR wagon. ri
t622 127 W Georgia st.
IF YOU HAVE-Household goods for sale
call SHANK AUCTION CO.. Ri. 0644. or
Ri. 7434.
FURNITURE WANTED
VIII pay good cash prices DR.. 1870.
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Automobiles for Sale
M77(E!

An insurance p olicy
stands behind each car In
case Of accident or death
payments are made by
insurance company.
1927 Chevrolet Coach fully
equipped; front and rear bumper;
spare tire; big bargain ........$395
1927 Chevrolet Coupe; new tires;
paint like new; a sparkling bar
gain at OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .$4l0
1928 Chevrolet Sedan. Front and
rear bumpers, Car driven
$500 miles NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. .$595
1927 Chevrolet CabrioIet Car fully
equipped .................. .$465
1926 Ford two-door Sedan. New
paint job. Seat covers. Thoroughly
overhauled. A real buy ...$245
1926 Chevrolet Touring. New duco
paint finish. New tires Motor over
hauled. Good buy .........$195
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4uuldndpOllS, thursday, NOV. 10, al as5U
p. m. A. NJ Movie, Secretary.
NOTICE
State OF Indiana, County of Marion, SIS:
In the commissioners court July term,
In the matter of the petition of Carl E.
Milburn ct al, for drainage.
TO Fred w. Raab, Edward Raab and
You are hereby notified that there has
been petition filed in the office Of the
auditor of Marion county, state Of In
diana, at the Courthouse in the city of
indianapolis, in said county for the
drainage of certain lands owned by you
and others in said county and to es-
ttablish ditch described in said petition
Beginning at a point in the east end of
IVanhoe ave, 500 feet south of the north
east corner of the west half of the north
east quarter Of section seven az town
ship fifteen (15) north, range five 81
east in Marion county, state Of Indiana;
thence running west in said Ivanhoe ave.
to the west line of said northeast quar-
ter; thence running, In. northwesterly
direction to point In the Springer ditch
at the south side of the right of way of
the Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago & st.
Louis Railroad Company. with laterals to
and for said ditch as follows to wit:
Commencing at the east end of said
ditch and running thence south 500 feet
lateral p commencing in said ditch and
running thence north in Harris ave. to
Hartman ave-; (lateral 81 commencing in
said ditch and running thence north in
gibson ave. 10 hartman ave. ilaterdl ~
commencing in said ditch and running
thence south in Gibson ave. 500 feet;
lateral 81 commencing in said ditch and
running thence north in Fenton ave. to
Hartman ave; lateral O. commencing in
said ditch and running thence south in
Fenton ave. 500 feet; lateral y COM
mencing at a point in said ditch where
1t crosses the west line of the west half
of the northeast quarter of said section
seven % and running thence north to
Hartman ave; lateral 81 commencing
at a point in said ditch where 1t crosses
the west line Of the west half of the
northeast quarter Of said section seven
(7 and running thence south 500 feet
You are hereby further notified that
said petition will be docketed on the 14th
sioners' court Of Marion county. state
of Indiana.
SPENCER & SPENCER,
Attorneys for Petitioners.
204 Castle Hall bldg. Indianapolis. Ind
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Real Estate for Exchonge

10 ACRES-Near Jacksonville Florida
deed. abstract, clear, to exchange for
automobile. Call at 218l Temple Ave.
after o'clock.
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Business Opportunities

CAPITAL RAISED FOR BUSINESS
Oil. mining. manufacturing, etc. NO
shares or bonds by mail. Small cost.
only per cent commission. ASK for
FREE folder. How to Raise Capital; p"
SERVICE. Quincy Bldg. Chicago.
ROOMING HOUSE, rms, modern; small
down payment to right party; close in:
walk dist. leav. city. 634 E. Market St.
SANDWICH SHOP-For sale. Doing good
business. 1041 S. East st.
SMALL grocery stock, cheap If sold this
week. Ha. 2983.
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Auction
PUBLIC AUCTION

PUBLIC AUCTION
THE CLEVELAND, GIN
CINNATI, CHICAGO & ST.
LOUIS RAILWAY CO., THE
CINCINNATI NORTHERN R.
R.. THE PEORIA & EASTERN
R. R. AND THE EVANS
VILE, INDIANAPOLIS &
TERRE HAUTE R. r. CO.,
WILL SELL AT PUBLIC
AUCTION FRIDAY, OCT. 26,
1928. AT 8 80 A. M. AT THEIR
UNCLAIMED FREIGHT STA
TION, CAPITOL AVE. AND
SOUTH ST, INDIANAPOLIS,
IND. THE FOLLOWING DE-
SCRIBED, WHICH HAS
BEEN REFUSED OR WAS
UNCLAIMED, UNLESS PRE-
VIOUSLY CLAIMED BY
RIGHTFUL OWNERS.
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Houses and Flats Furnished

10TH. W., 25-Three-room furnished
apartment; with piano. Ri. 6998.
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polish. trunk. ! suitcase. box Of "a
small tripods, / ice cream freezer, box
valve and studs for steam engine 2 cots,
! wood flower trelliss' grin, grinGds tones.
coil insulated copper cable, mirrors, !
vanity dresser. / 20x14 slop sink, oil
stove wicks, mail boxes, l bdl. fiber car
tons, ,ctn; 5000 sheets v elox paper, S
10 steel filing cabinet sections, hay
fork. pillow share, charcoal burners, /
fiber fernery. 1 RI. poultry netting. l ctn.
bird cages, ovens, wood barrels, porch
columns l auto wheel and auto fend-
ers for Ford car, / RI. plush cloth, pc.
steel shaft l94x7S inches. ctn. radio dry
bait lies. l crt. blackboard slate, bX.
slate switch board. l steel harrow sec
ton. empty wood reels, wash boilers,
bread boxes, 3 ten-gal. kegs shoe paste,
tea kettles, towel bars. l rooster. 4 serv-
ing trays and numerous other articles.
Material to be sold may be examined
Thursday, oct. rs, between a. m. and
Terms Of SALE Cash or certified check
payable Immediately at conclusion Of
sale.
j. X VANCE,
Freight Claim Agent.
c. A. MILLS, Auctioneer.
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Room for Rent With Board

BYRAM, 3834-Front room; board OPP
tional; home privileges adults Wa. 1905
MINI, E., 1915 Attractive warm rm..
mod, hot water, car line. DR.. 3285-J.
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$4,000 CASH

Gives you possession of a 4-room bunga-
low on good paved street. Balance Just
like rent. See 1886 Climber street or call
Mr.. Richardson. Ii. 1920 DR.. 1887 r 2.
WOULD TRADE-Double house for bust
ness room and residence. A good place
for meat market. Call at 305 West 2lst
street or phone Ha. 1851. after 7 p. m,
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Building and Contracting
Musical Instruments

GENERAL building and contracting, r
modelling speciality. CIVIC REALT
COMPANY, 1876 N. Delaware. Ii. $3.50.
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Storage and Transfer
Houses for Sale

SIx-Bungalow doubles. in IrvinRton; will
at $500. with small down payment, or
will take some trade: location 5949 to
1911 Rawles avenue: make us PROPOSE
ton. Call Mr.. BRAY. Ri. 5000.
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Lots for Sale
BARGAIN FOR CASH
Real Estate Wanted

WANTED--To purchase from owner,
semi-modern house: not over $4,000. Call
Ii. 7007 or evenings. Ia. 5867.
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Barter and SwGP

Barter and Swdp
GRAND PIANO-SliRhtly used: take part
trade OF sell good party $40 down BE
49l0-W.
PLAYER PIANO-Used 3 months. VIII sell
good oartv for - down Would take ~art
trade Ia 1921
TRUCK-Grant six la-ton, trade for
pump gun. or sell s35. Ii. 1882.
LATE '25-Willys- Knight sedan and furn.
trade for small closed car. 1893 Limestone.
TIMES WANT ADS BRING BUSINESS
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ATTRAC BUNGALOW-In suburban loc.,
with city conveniences, except gas; low
price. Hu. 42S1.
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Radio and Equipment

A GOOD WORKING RADIO-will bring
Sets or parts. CUA1AdINS BROS. RADIO
CO. 81 w Ohio. Ii. 1855.
BROWNS RADIO-Service; day g. night;
aerials installed, $475; tubes, batteries.
RADIO--A. c. e-tube, new, complete;
500. Ii. 0560
RADIO-Fine reception; new. viii sell
or trade for car. Dr. 3ll0.
EXPERT REPAIRING IS per call. S
years experience. Aeriafs IS. CHI 1910.
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Legal Notices

bPEClAL NOTICE
Stockholders annual meeting of the
White River Railroad Company for cleo
be held at the office of Kingon g. Co.,
Indianapolis, Thursday Nov. is, at $3.50
D. m A. M Movie Secretary.
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Each Has It's Use.
Cincinnati E.nqu;rer.)

"The Old Woman of Threadneede Street." of London the Flea Market" of Rome and the Mosquito Fleet.'' of Galveston, each has a mean ing all its own, despite the contrast of their re- speetiye
 "The Old Woman of Threadneedle Street." is the Bank of England Like the lady who has had plenty all her life, riches do not disturb her serenity. She has been prosperous lady for just about 234 years, for she founded in July 1894. Since that day, her coffers have been full of the riches of the crown of the British Empire. And it American that estab- lished The Old Woman of Threadneedle Street" one William Patterson. Bostonese merchant and ship owner, and just at time when Eng land needed "her" most The English Govern ment in need of money after the wars with France and Patterson made it possible to lend the Government s6,000000, and today, the Government is still in debt to the "Old Woman of Threadneedle Street." and does not want to get out of debt to her.
 The Mosquito Fleet" of Galveston lies se- curely within the arms of Galveston Bay and one need not be alarmed that it is a fleet of summer night pests. On the contrary, it is one of the blessings of Galveston. Thither, the good housewives of Galveston flock every morning to gather the "makings'' of a toothsome Southern dinner. There, from the hundreds of small boats that ply in the eoastwise trade, to be had the luscious yam at 75 cents per bushe Fresh crabs, still kicking, at 25 cents for two pounds oranges for almost nothing; oysters by the hun dred; cabbages, frog legs, and what not-any- thing would wish can be bought from Gal veston's Mosquito Fleet"
 "The Flea Market?" No, it does not sell feas as one of it's commodities But that is about the only thing which cannot buy at the Flea Market of Rome. It is the poor man s shop, and is located where once the heretics and
 criminals were burned at the stake, and one
 may purchase there most anything from a needle
 to haystack It is the Mecca for the thrifty Roman housewife.
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Anglo-American Financial CO-Operation.
(New York World. ]

The joint creation by American and British hnanciers of new corporation to supply capital and technical skill for the development of promis- ing business enterprises in all parts of the world is one more sign of the new times in which we now live On many occasions in recent years British and American bankers have co-operated Tn the Notation of new loans, especially the loans or governments, but this organization pro- poses to branch out into wider field and to stimulate the development of the worlds private business. British capital has been embarking on such undertakings for long time, and Am erican capital only recently. It is proposed to take them out together joint venture
 It has been predicted that with the increas- of Continental Europe, Great Britain would find her influence waning in that quarter and would soon link her interests more closely with those of the New World. Some will probably see such tendency in this new scheme of economic CO., operation between British and American capital Whether or not the movement has this signif- canoe 1t is too early yet to say, but if capably directed 1t clearly has far-reaching possibilities Sir Alfred Mond, the Chairman of the new cor poration, declares that there is practically no limit to the scope of its activities.
 With some of the outstanding industrial and financial talent of two countries already enlisted III the enterprise and with vast capital resources at It's disposal this cooperative undertaking has an excellent opportunity to develop the latent resources of the world and to help speed it back to the economic plane which it would have occupied if there had been great war
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Shakespearian characters with people now living brought storms of laughter. Particularly was this the when he compared Ajax to Jack Sharkey, big fellow with lot of egotism and noise but without the goods. His boise and de- livery and the quality of his sense of humor were excellent and refreshing. Tunney conclud- ed, and proved his case, that Shakespeare if he were living would be an enthusiastic sports fan.
 Not only did Tunney talk easily and with nice discrimination of Shakespeare and his work but as nonehalantly and appropriately he quoted from Thomas Carlyle, Herbert Spencer and others to emphasize his points and make the laughs louder.
 The significant thing about the Tunney lee ture is that he captured his audience completely both the faculty and the undergraduates. So hereafter when people refer to Tunney as high brow may expect to fewer smiles than heretofore.
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GENE TUNNEY MAKES GOOD AS
 LECTURER ON LITERATURE.

The accounts of the success of Gene Tunney $ address at Yale on Shakespeare on the occasion of the latters birthday will cause people to take the talk of the big przefghter's literary quali- fications more seriously than has been the case in the past. People have been inclined to assume that Tunney has earned reputation as a high brow for the sole reason that he has been caught reading serious books-something so unexpected in heavyweight fighter that it caused comment However, when it was learned that he had been playing golf down in Florida with Prof Phelps of Yale and that the latter had invited him to come to Yale and make speech Shakespear re people began to think that he had been readinp to some purpose Prof. Phelps would not want to make joke of Yale, and he had associated with Tunney under circumstances that enabled him to know what to expect
 Accounts of Tunneys speech show that h, had very clear conception of the incongruit, of big bruiser talking literature to a grea University audience and he to the occasio, in such way that he made tremendous hit His wit and humor and his comparisons O
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More or Less True

More or Less True
 Just judging from the ads, you would think taking care of the teeth was more important than caring for the children and neg. llecting them would bring you more sorrow than negleeting the family.
 What father wants to know when young man asks foi daughters hand is whether he is going to take her off his hands or simply be another bill to foot. About all television will do will be to make it possible for man to see just how angry his wife is when she calls him up to call him down.
 We should think young people would get as sick of betting as a man does of cold boiled ham after he has sat down to it 16 nights straight running. Women were meant to be loved, that's why you can love one with faults and a disposition that would make you kill him if it was a man.
 The young fellow who has a domestic complex is going to have to provide for the alimony payments in his budget if he hasn't sense enough to look for a girl he can give work basket in. stead of an expensive cigarette holder on her birthday The reason some men go out and hunt up a soul mate is be cause their wives give too much evidence of being wise to the fact they are just big boobs.
 A lot of wives never lose faith in their husbands, but we never yet have met woman who didn't lose faith in an "easy to banish fat" ad.
 It is getting so young fellow wouldn't even know how to be have if he had to escort his sweetie to party via shank g mare.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR
 D. oANE TIT
By SAM HII.I.

Need More Rest From Sabbath
 Rest If running things Is ever left to me, One change I'll make, sure as you are borni And that will be to have a longer time 'Twixt Sunday night and Monday morn.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Judge Charles W. Tiet of the leading lawyers of North Carolina, is leading a fight in the South against religious intolerance He is meeting with such success that he has felt justified in telling the preachers, in a recent blast. that if they do not cut politics out of their pulpts they will lose most of their young mem bers who lining up behind Gov. Smith.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
Pas Guess

Pa said Clarence. what is meant by that expression, Hail and farewelr?"
 Just a married mans greeting to his pay on Saturday, I guess, ,' growled his dad.
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Fair Swap

Judge" said the prisoner about to be led away to serve a ten year sentence just imposed on him, do you believe that old say. ing that time is money'?"
 Why. I guess l do,' said the Judge cautiously.
 Then be a good sport and ex. change this time you have given me for 10 bucks pleaded the prisoner.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Those 1ong-distanee airmen developing an antpathy for green Apparently Capt. Will kns and Ben Eielson are as anxious to get away from Green Harbor as the German and Irish fers were to see the last of Greenly Island.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
Don't All Answer at Once

How much more does knowing all about vitamines and calories
 enable you to enjoy your meals
 than your granddad and great grandad, who never heard of them, did theirs?
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
The Ananias Club

Our great city is as free from crime as the Arctic Circle is from sunstrokes." declared the Mayor of Chicago.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Why you're not badly hurt and getting hit by an automobile is no disgrace" declared the cop, who was lending first aid.
 "Oh, but think of me being hit by a cheap little thing like fliy- ver," groaned the snob.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
More Picturesque

Of course red flannels were Heaps warmer-but I think As something to look at
 I'd choose these things pink.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

No will question that Baron Won Huene- field, the German fier, did not speak from the heart when he said that he never wanted to see Greeny Island again.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

From the way things lining up. one sort or gets the idea that all Republicans are dry and all Democrat wet Cincinnati En- quirer.)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Time was when cigarettes were referred to as shrond pins. Now they supposed to be good for what's the matter with you.-( (Macon Ga, Telegraph)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

1aVorite son is that person who usually achleyes the paradoxieal position of being an i'm poftant non-entity-( Cincinnati Enqurer)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

So at last they are coming to Alaska to search for mummes We don't know whether to take that insult just laugh it off, careless like Seward Gateway)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Begins to look as if the two big political parties may be compelled hereafter to acquire campaign funds by selling shoestrings.-( Toledo
 Bade)
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
Tough Luck!

The censor of
 The movies is most awful blue, Because he ain't
 The censor of the Senate, too.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
Observations of Oldest Inhabitan,

There was a time when we knew spring was here by the display of low-cuts in the windows of the shoe stores.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
Huh !

Pa" said mother, do you know this Trader Horn?"
 No" growled dad. but I do know wish daughter would trader horn blowing sheik for a something human"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

We call ana ueIiyer. Phone 528. LET Almquist Press Your Suit.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04
No Beverage

"Is this hair tonic any good?" asked the man in the chair.
 Yes" retorted the barber, If you keep it under your hat and not under your belt"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-05-04

Sorry Now She Took a Bath, Eh
 Divorce Note in Los Angeles Times:
 Divorce decrees granted-BATH, Clela from Merle.