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Evening star., 1928-11-28
|. LUTHERAN COLLEGE
DRIVE IS PLANNED
General Chairman Names
Aids in Raising 100000
for Purchase of Site.

Edwin S. Clarkson, patent attorney
who has accepted the general chair
manship of the District campaign fol-
100000 with which to purchase the
site for the National Lutheran College
for Women. near Wheaton, Md, on the
Georgia avenue pike, announced yes
terday the appointment of his division
chairmen, who will lead field force of
l54 workers. They are: Bancroft T.
Foley, electrical contractor; Henry VIE
gand, lumber merchant; Irwin Koch,
member counsel to Interstate Commerce
Commission; Hans P. Caemmerer, Sec
retary Fine Arts Commission; E. H.
Goelz, secretary Railroad Y. NJ c. A.,
and Rev. H. E. Snyder, chaplain, Army
Reserve Corps.
Discussing the campaign, which is
scheduled to open on December 10 and
close December 20, Mr.. Clarkson said:
"On the former date the eyes of 908, 900
members of the United Lutheran
Church will be focused on the District
of Columbia, to see if Washington will
provide the desired site for this four
year senior college, which the nine
Eastern synods of the Church propose
to erect.
Expects District Aid.
"On the later date the eyes of the
District of Columbia will reciprocally
turn to the 5000 churches in anticipa-
ton of their part in providing a
$1,000000 group of buildings with an
endowment of $500,000."
Evening star., 1928-11-28
WASHINGTON, d. C.
Northwest

Northwest
Peoples Drug Store. sos 7th st. NV.
PEOPLES Hdwe. Store, 5lS !th st. NV.
PEOPLES PEOPLES Drug Drug Store, Store, iiSo rs ith St. NV.
Peoples Hdwe. Co, 1871 'th st: NV;
Slioi. Si%an isos soni ~ ssi' g. NV !se St. NV
Market PhaT%acs. 7th & sts. NV.
o. &. Dorian, 50i 10th ST. NV.
Peopies Peoples Drug Drug Store. Store aoSs iith 81: NV
Peoples Drug Store, 5000 i4th ST. NV.
Rsss EfSpss pTSs Dsus $50 $50 ia,S st's St NV
Service Hdwe. Co., iiIO Iith st. NV.
Peoples Drug Store. sol 18th st; NV
ReGess nyek cenera e1gs stsre ssfv s son 18th
Central as; NiH Drug Co.. 1ath & f SITS, NV.
PsSBllss PsSBlss brus br@s Store iY1 iIps NV
Woodward 4 Lothrop: 1ith s 6 SITS; NV
Dulin & Martin. isie 6 st. NV;
C. Schneider Sons, 1920 G st. NV.
Peoples Drug Store, 1905 II st. NV.
L. 'fs; Barr, :$6O4 N St. NV. :.
". e. Barrett = Co: sIiS NJ ST; NV.
Kentucky Hdwe; Co., S24S n st. NV.
nistrict Elec. Co., 18th & p SITS. NV.
Peoples Hdwe. Co., 18th Columbia Rd.
Peoples % Drug store. Liz Conn. Ave. NV.
J. c, Harding Co., 1896 Conn. Ave. NV.
a. w, Ayre, 5514 Conn. Ave. NV.
L. Turville Hdwe. Co., 5536 Conn. ave.
PEOPLES Drug store. $3.50 Conn. Ave. NV.
Zarin Flee. s Hdwe. Co., 1926 Georgia
PEOPLES Drug Store, 1864 Georgia Ave.
Peoples Drug store, 1855 Georgia Ave.
& A. Landy & Son, $3.50 Georsia Ave.
NV.
Evening star., 1928-11-28
BORN WITH TWO TEETH.

CHARLOTTE, N. c., November %
[P).-A son with two teeth visible, was
born yesterday to Mrs. Joseph William
son of this city. at local hospital.
Both are front teeth in the lower jaw.
Records of that hospital show that
two other babies have been born with
one tooth, put none before with two.
Evening star., 1928-11-28
TELEPHONE SERVICE
IMPROVEMENT VOTED
Directors Authorize Appropriation
of $159,965 to Better District
Facilities.

An appropriation of $159,965 for ad-
ditions and betterments to the tele-
phone system in the District was
authorized yesterday by the board of
directors of the Chesapeake & Potomac
Telephone Co.
The facilities to be provided, accord
ing to Charles T. Clagett, general COM
mercial representative. include equip
ment necessary to meet the demands of
the public for telephone service in vari-
GUS central Offices and underground
conduit and cable extensions in the
Cleveland central office district.
The new appropriation brings the
total amount authorized for additions
and improvements so far this year to
$4,519,255.
Evening star., 1928-11-28

comes in plain, white tablets. It
kills a cold so quickly you can
hardly believe it's the tablet that
did it. Just one heads off a cold
that's coming on; a bad cold
you've had for several days may
take several.
Even "fiu" gives in to Pape's
Cold Compound, which any drug
giSt can give you, for thirty-fiVe
cents. Everyone has suggestions
when you have a cold, but this
one works!
Evening star., 1928-11-28

MARYLAND
AQUASCO-R. Z. Young.
BADEN=Herbert Adams. J. Roy Baden.
BERWYN-I /. Van vslfsnSafr. ~
BETHESDA-BurrOws' Service station.
BOYD-Robert NJ. Williams. Roland u.
BROOKEvILLE-H. W. Boswell.
BRENTWOOD-PeOples Hdwe: Store.
GEkTAST9wNMs GEiNfSNc q sshaI.. EI.Assts Son. s'r"'n
DiCKERSON-C. Jones.
HYATTSTOWN-Burdett Bros.
kENsfSGToNSH. fNPlAN atsPT q. E froMsnias:. Mossasa
LAUREL-W. e. Gray.
EAYfoNsSTILEL EA HtsHA NJ coSeri.i s. s:i nf:sa.,
SEsS SEsSo%sEE; $if1Hc,si Nj s.i;st' E,;s'.
RoCKViLLE-Wsrd Bros: B. Z. Csilins.
SILVER SILVER HPHIt.ts'%i. h;'i ikl..r
TSAAkR2FT TAkR1FFTafRRil.SWR PaRRMW. Z. Gassi otssit.
TAKOMA PARK-TakOma Feed .Stors'
0. w. YOungblOod.
VIRGINIA
ALExANDRIA-Serxice Drug Stere: Fred
snS, srisa G. n!TS Ayers; s,. =: E. KNIGHT . Son.
CHERRYDAiE-Mays Auto supply Mouse.
cLxRENs6oNWBoyer,s Pharmacy.
FALLS cHURcHGw. n. Lynch. Horass
NOKESVILLE-A. Crummitt.
OCCOQUAN-John Leary, Tyson Janney'
QUANTICO-Cardens, successor to Marine
Pharmacy.
ROSSLYN-virginia Hdwe. Co.
ROUND HILL-ChaS. j. Ford.
VIENNA--S. NJ. FOllin, Mark Coekrill.
Il: ss't Sc. E: s:::;;E1
Evening star., 1928-11-28
Cold Means Nothing
to Race Enthusiast!

Driving in the open, in all kinds
of weather, even those who are
used to it will contract colds
They needn't worry any one who
knows a certain compound that
Evening star., 1928-11-28

On this date you will have an opportunity
to see one of the most sensational automo-
biles severpresentedtot thepublic-TheO Out.
standing Chevrolet of Chevrolet History
"a Six in the price range of the four.
Climaxing sixteen years of progress, this
new Chevrolet model not only creates
an entirely new standard of what the
buyer of a low'priced car can expect, but it
also represents the greatest dollar,for.dol.
lar value ever offered in any automobile.
The minute you see this outstanding new
motor car youwill realize that Chevrolet has
brought within reach of the vast majority
those costly car qualities which heretofore
only relatively fewwere privileged to enjoy!
Evening star., 1928-11-28

A marvellous six-cylinder valve.in.head
motor representing years of engineering
development and millions of miles of test.
ing! Performance that will amaze even
veteran drivers by its remarkable smooth.
ness, greater power, higher speed and faster
acceleration! Supremelyb beautiful new bod.
les by Fisher, with redesigned hood lines
that establish new and distinctive style!
Scores of important engineering advance.
ments contributing up.to-the.minute de.
sign! And prices that will prove sensation!
Such will be the outstanding features ofthis
forthcoming advance showing. Such are
the reasons why you should remember the
date-and plan to attend!
Evening star., 1928-11-28

Batteries hooked to your
radio. you may be sure
that your batteries will
function faithfully that
they will give you a steady.
uninterrupted flow of
energy. YALE-BOND Bat
teries 90 tartber and last
longer than any which you
have known. Yet their
cost is no higher than
that of ordinary batteries.
Evening star., 1928-11-28

The development of this
remarkable YALE-BoND
"B" Battery is the result
of years of patient effort
on the part OF our engi-
neers. Already it has been
adopted by the country's
leading radio research
laboratories where battery
power must meet daily
the most exacting tests.
With YALE.BOND
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WI: lslsII
HOME TOWN PACE.
TRIAL
ON AGAIN

Completion OF the case against Po-
liceman Edward M. Taylor, of the
Traffic Bureau, whose alleged ''hi'
jaclking'' activities are responsible
for the attack launched on Major
Edwin B. Hesse, superintendent of
police, by Representative Blanton, is
expected tomorrow by the police
trial board.
Taylor is alleged by two men to
have seized their truck and liquor
and then to have returned both to
them when they threatened an ex-
pose. It was this truck that Blanton
displayed to members of Congress.
He said the truck has been used for
months to haul liquor into the Dis
trict. -
The policeman was On sick iez1e
at the time Of the alleged hijacking
and denies any knowledge Of Il. les
timony in the case took up greater
part Of last Saturday. .
Charges are being prepared today
against Policemen Ralph @. Blasey
and Robert Z. Smith, who were sus-
pended six months ago on extortion
charges They were acquitted in the
District Supreme Court. The sus-
pension automatically carries trial
board action.
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TAX DEADLlNE
HOUR NEAR

Have you filed your income-tax
return?
Don't look SO grouchy about it
it's one OF the things you should
accept as a sure sign that spring is
near, and the period for filing ends
tomorrow night. To aid late
arrivals the office of the deputy
collector Of Internal Revenue, 1922
Pennsylvania Ave. N. W., will re.
main open until p. m. tonight,
while the hours for Thursday will
be from 8 in the morning until
midnight.
Payments can be made at this
office. the Treasury Department
and the following banks and stores:
Riggs National Bank, National
Metropolitan Bank, Federal Amer
lean National Bank, Munsey Trust
Company, Merchants Bank and
Trust Company, Union Trust Com
painy, Continental Trust Company,
District National Bank. Lincoln Ma.
tfonal Bank, Columbia National
Bank, Commercial National Bank,
Potomac Savings Bank, Woodward
and Lothrop, Lansburgh and Bros.
Store, and the Hecht Company.
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-
soned woman cried out to her cousin,
Mrs. III. L. Harrison, at whose hons
she rooms.
Although iii with laryngitis. Mrs.
Harrison hurried to the bedside Of
her kinswoman; who was in agony,
and gasped that she had taken poi.
son.
just then the doorbeIl rang down
stairs. The caller, was Robert Hoag.
land, taxi driver, OF 1902 Irving
St. N. E., friend of Mrs. Dye. He
had received telephone call from
her a few minutes before, he said,
and had come as soon as possible.
Mrs l1ve had limited to him that she
had intended to take her life.
Rushed to Hospital
He carried her to his waiting an.
tomobile and brought her to Sibley
Hospital.
Mrs. Harrison today discounted the
idea that her cousin and Hoagland
had had quarrel and that the sui
eide attempt was a result.
He was just friend Of hers, :
said Mrs. Harrison.
up until a month ago. she was
working at the Embassy Soda
iShoppe, at Connecticut Avenue and
IS Street. When she finished work,
1t was usually pretty late. after
the cars had stopped running, and
Mr.. Hoagland took her home in his
cab.
II am sure they did not have a
quarrel, but know she telephoned
him around midnight last night,
because he came over In a hurry,
just after she had taken poison. !
was In bed when it all happened"
Mrs. Harrison said she was Ger.
tain her pretty cousin had worried
considerably since her separation
from her husband-they are not di-
vorced-last June. The husband,
Gilbert Dye, lives with two young
sons at Hume Springs, Va.
Girl Like Mother
At the time of the separation,
Mrs. Dye came to Washington with
her 4--year-old daughter, Betty Jean,
who has her mothers blue eyes and
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RAIL LINES To
FIGHT BUSES

Vigorous protest will be made
Friday before the Public Service
Commission Of Maryland against
granting q permit to the Mont
gomery County Bus Company to
operate buses interstate, between
Gaithersburg, Nd, and the District
Line. The fight will be led by the
Washington Railway and Electric
Company, which will be aided by
the Capital Traction Company.
The Maryland company at pres
ent is engaged in interstate bust
ness. The proposal is to have the
buses carry passengers from Rock
vile to Somerset and Rockville to
the District Line.
Last year-1927-the Rockville
line of the Washington Railway
and Electric Company suffered a
rail loss of $4,000. BY the sale of
electric current to the town of
Rockville the company was able
to cut it's losses to $1,000.
Intrastate operation Of buses be-
tween Rockville and the District
Line, it is claimed would cut still
deeper into the revenues Of the
Rockville line.
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A policy Of "no more shopping
was announced. az the first pro-
nunciamento OF the league. For
mer citizen volunteers" will be
merged with the local branch, the
official title Of which is the Anti
Saloon League Of the District OF
Columbia.
Thomas M. Jarvis. former official
legislative counsel to the late Wayne
B. Wheeler, was installed today as
executive secretary in the place Of
Harry N. Douthitt, whose resigna-
ton was announced yesterday, Jar
Wis has recently been acting as
superintendent and field worker Of
the District Of Columbia League, Of
which Andrew Wilson is president.
Several weeks ago a conference
was held between s.. Scott Nc
Bride, general superintendent of the
Anti-Saloon League Of America, viii
son, Jarvis, and officers and direc-
tors Of the Citizens Service Asso.
citation, Inc. headed by the Rev.
William 8. Alternately, pastor Of
Calvary Baptist Church.
It is said that at that meeting,
at WHICH OOuCu1tI was present, an
agreement was reached whereby
Douthitt would resign, and Jarvis
would replace him when the League
took the association over.
LukeWarmnesS on the part Of
many pastors and members of
churches through which the asso-
citation had looked for support was
given as the reason for the diff
culties in which 1t has found itself
recently.
At Anti-Saloon League offices to-
day 1t was stated that the local
branch would take over all the
machinery now in operation and
use by the association, but would
cut short police work which the
citizens organization has been do.
ing.
1t Is known that for some months
Douthitt has done no police work,
but has devoted time to preparing
a bill, to be introduced in Congress,
to make drastic prohibition laws
for d. c. police enforcement. 1t
is believed that Jarvis, with his
lobbying experience under Wheeler,
will continue Douthitt's Work in
this regard.
Douthitt evidently saw the hand.
writing on the wall some time ago.
About two months ago, he pur-
chased the Clarendon Weekly Chron-
icle Of which he is now editor and
publisher.
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SECOND SECTION
LOCAL NEWS
OTHER MERCER
HEARINGS DUE

The Public Utilities Commission
may call for another public hearing
on the subject of q transit merger
here, 1t was indicated today. Two
members OF the commission are
known to have in mind making
recommendation to the traction I'm
terests which would modify or alter
the merger plan which has been I'M
der consideration for the past two
weeks.
Final arguments on the company
merger plan were heard late yester-
day, and the matter is now before
the commission.
Stockholders OF the Washington
Railway and Electric Company at q
special meeting today, ratified the
transit merger agreement.
The total number Of votes cast
In favor Of the agreement was
118,927h. There are outstanding
1900 votes, each representing one
share Of stock.
No votes were cast against the
merger plan.
The agreement calls for ratifica.
ton by a two-thirds vote.
Presentation OF the merger agree
ment was made by William F. Ham,
president Of the company.
stockholders OF the Capital lTrac-
ton Company, another party to the
agreement, will meet tomorrow and
ratification by that group is ex-
pected. There are 10000 votes
which can be cast by the stockhold-
ers of that company. The two
thirds rule also will apply there.
rho traction company heads have
insisted that unless the fundamental
features of the pending agreement
are ratified by the commission
merger is out Of the question,
Both traction companies, how
ever, have receded in one import
ant particular. They would not be
aVerse to revaluation at the end
Of ten years.
Childress Balks
Col. William B. Ladue, engineer
commissioner OF the District and
member OF the commission, has
shown an active interest in the
hearings and most of the questions
from the commission have been put
by him. He certainly will suggest
many changes in the pending com.
pahy agreement.
The hearings were concluded
without detailed statement being
made of the real interest of the
North American Company, of New
York, in the proposed merger. Eff
forts were made several times bv
William NICK. Clayton, Of the Fed.
GRAFTON Of Citizens Association, to
get this information, but each time
he was blocked by Chairman John
w. ChiIdress, of the Commission.
Should subsequent hearings be
held to consider suggested changes
in the agreement, the federation
and the three companies would be
permitted to appear and discuss the
mooted points and make counter
proposals.
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Boy and Three Adults
Hurt In Minor Crashes

Struck by a truck while playing IN
the street near his home last night.
Thomas Harris. s years old, 313 Fiji.
teenth st. N. E. is in an undeter.
mined condition today in Providence
Hospital. He suffered severe lacera.
tions to the scalp. William Adams,
7O4 Half st. s. W., drove. the car that
struck him.
Serious injuries were suffered by
Richard Howard, colored, 2135 l. st.
N. W., when he was struck at Cham.
plain Street and Florida Avenue
Northwest. by truck driven by
Sam Davis, 119 Shots Alley N. e.
He was taken to Freedmen's Hos.
pital.
Two other persons were, injured.
They were Martin Lun1sford, 10. Ills
Twenty-fourth st. N. w, and Clinton
Van Horn, ID, 2435 / st. N. W., Their
injuries were minor.
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JOHN P. miller
SUCCUMBS

John Pierce Miller, widely known
in former. years as a newspaper
correspondent, died at 1890 a. M.
today, at his home, 461S Thirty
eighth st., N. W., following an at
tack Of double pneumonia. He
was Ill only a few days.
Mr.. Miller was born at Laurel,
Nd, April Is, 1862, the member Of
an old Virginia family. with dis
tinguished Revolutionary ancestry.
His father was physician and
soldier in the Confederate Army.
Mr.. Miller began his newspaper
career as a young man on the
Evening Star, and, after removing
to the Post for seven years, re-
turned to his former employers. He
was chief political correspondent
for the Star for more than 20 years.
He became Washington cores.
pondent for the Baltimore Sun in
1901, succeeding Col. Frank Rich.
ardson, and left this position in
1910, when Daniel J.. Sully inter
ested him in developing a new
method Of cotton ginning.
After this venture, Mr.. Miller en-
gagged in other Newspaper work, and
more recently, in the real estate
and investment business, in which
he was employed at the time Of
his death.
He is survived by a wife and
two children-Pierce Miller, Of the
international News Service, and
Mrs. Arthur Lynn, Of Forest Hills.
N. j. Funeral arrangements have
not been completed.
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The best buy in PennsuL-
VGpiG these days seems to be
an election to the United
States Senate or House.
Able.
BUG HOLLOW NOTES

William snubgraAs, Eyre x. Ting
guisher, and the wOuId-be Bug HoI-
low AlI-Stars Of 1928 left February
4sth I'm three Squirtus NG-type air
planes for Cadenxa, Cuba, via Key
West, where the only stop will be
made. Those going were Bush
Whacker, UnO DamwelI, Wright
Bower, Cobb Webb, CaiIan Paidadd,
FenolIy Hopper, Christmas Greet
ings, WOpp HuxteF, Ginger Snapp,
Dam swift, Esau STAIRS, Fertal
Fields, WehraD Kalxy, Barney Fitz-
gfvcns, Smith Brothers, Ole EunVa-
gunssOn, Joe Takachewski, Ivan
Aklnharf and joss $3.50. The party
win devote the first week to the
Will then timber mp for business,
Boris AhOlslf. the popular foreman
of the GOofy Water Works. has been
uFOmOfed to general manager and
given charge beginning March LIST,
ae President and Proprietor William
snubgraBs will devote most Of his
time from now on to managing the
Ru9 Hollow AIl-Stars. NObOdis Babi-
now !. win take Boris place as fore
man.
Miss IlOva Pollock and Tankya
MANN attended the wedding In Pink
city last week Of Miss HeFdlta Long
wayxOff to Count TunneyOut Of New
Jersey. A nice time and plenty Of
yin was had by all.
GENE BLOSSOM.
49,
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The ShipWreck

mare mower to those who sail the sea,
re such as manned the Robert Lee!
From Boston southward dld they sail
T,nward New York. minding not the
T4,e1, suddenly. from out the night
A storm arose, ana at IT'S heIght
SrI,e GOOD ships captain came to
vrfef.
TSla vessel tossed upon . reef.
Anon. there flashed an 8. o. B.,
The :sRObert Lee" I'm dire distress!
Soon other ships to rescue went.
IN auswer TO the call they sent,
Sfe crew and passengers to save,
And keep them from an ocean grave.
srFeuks be to God for timely aid,
ThOugh this, good ships last trip II
made.
m rocky reef II win abide
The fierce eafess of time and tide.
0,er battered hulk the sea winds
And King Neptune has claimed his
LAwAN D'oRDER.
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AGRICULTURAL FILMS

The Department of Agriculture
will give an exhibition of depart
mental education films at Central
High School auditorium tonight.
Members Of the agricultural COM
mittees OF the Senate and House
have been invited to attend az
guests Of Secretary Jardine.
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Highlands Citizens
Favor New RIIS Limo

The Sixteenth Street Highlands
Citizens Association today is on
record approving the proposal of
the Washington Rapid Transit Com.
pany to operate through bus lines
from Eighth Street and Pennsyl.
vania Avenue Northwest, to points
in nearby Maryland.
At last nights meeting six new
members were admitted.
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lie buildings and ,1Sro marching
on his foundry. Being a devout
man he prayed for divine help
and got 1t.
A tremendous thunderstorm and
a long rain stopped the British ad-
vance and caused their artillery to
be, stuck in &. the mud. Before
they could get it out, the Ameri'
cans had rallied and they retired.
AS a thank offering to the Al
mighty. FoxhaIl gaze the ground
and building of the original
Foundry AZ. e. Church.
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blonde hair, and on June ~ began
to. make her home at the Monroe
Street house.
She had contributed to the sup
employment.
Betty Jean doesn't know where
her mother is. She doesn't
know that she may not see her
again. And the mother does not
want her husband to know that
she lies In pain on q hospital cot,
according to Mrs. Harrison.
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Medals to Be Given Two
For Race Relations Aid

James H. billiard, of Charlottes-
Vile, Va, and julius Rosenwald, Of
Chicago, are to receive the Harmon
awards for outstanding contributions
toward improving relations between
white and negro people in America,
here next Sunday.
DIR. billiard is to receive $500 and
a gold medal, and Mr.. Rosenwald
a special gold medal.
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NeaCs item says there are
still 5000, 900 human beings
held in slavery IN different
parts of the UOrLd. If you
count the married people a0hO
feel themselves in that state
the total 1Could be GSofuL.
KATYDID.
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Ne u4DN oeFseG
WE'LL SAY m WOULD

A noted English bishop fears
that television may destroy the
privacy of the bawth, enabling
the instruments to display in
New York the awkward forms
of English notables taking their
morning additions.
This good bishop fears that
modern scientific discoveries
win not bring happiness to the
human race.
There is nothing We can think Of
That would produce greater wrath
Than In the movies to show No
Taking our semi-annual bath.
Take the case OF very fat lady
with small and shapeIess limbs,
The public giving her the once over
And chanting knocking hymns.
And then think Of the stately dame.
Sprawled out in her r.ivate tub
With the movie mob giggling nc IT,
OF course 1t VIII cause . hubbub.
a a