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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-03-29

ENGLISH LUTHERAN
Rev. Pail FOSSIL
Easter practice Saturday at ..
Sunday school and Bible class
10 am. Palm Sunday service IL.
Good Friday service with COM
munion Wednesday, April a at 8.
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FOR SALE-Good Plymouth Rock
eggs. suitable for Matching at
40c per. dozen. Mrs. d. F. Parks.
Phone 2797. 48tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-03-29
Sneaks to Seniors

Speaks to Seniors
Mr.. Porter of Ellensburg normal, visited
school Tuesday afternoon and sang several
gro songs before the assembly. He discussed
with the seniors the value of college training
and told of the number of people who finish
their education as compared to those who enter
school. He said that teaching was Washington's
greatest industry as one-fourth of the popula-
ton was affected and emphasized the benefits
of the profession.
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SEE US-for Rhode Island Red
and Buff Orpington baby chix.
We also do custom Matching at dc
per egg. Kennewick Hatchery. Pm.
361. Up
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TIME-Right now to see about
your asparagus stamps. We car;
ry them in stock and they fulfill
all legal requirements. Also stamp
ink and pads. The Print Shop. 81.
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MRS. R. @. IMAGINATION = has
just received full line of the
new spring dresses, ensemble suits
coats and lingerie. Phone 122 for
appointments. 52p
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BEDDING PLANTS = 500 ger
aniums, pansies, petunias, col
Gus. alyssum, snapdragons, VERDE
mas lobelia asters. zinnias, stocks.
Kenn. Greenhouse. Phi. 1881. 51tf
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FOR SALE-Field inspected pro-
gressive everbearing strawberry
plants. 81 hundred. Chas. Nicer.
Phone Ala. 4p
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FOR SALE-C2ark seeding straw
berry plants from new patch. A.
Draper, Riverside Ave. four and
a half miles from town. Phone
25x11. lip
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FOR SALE-80 acre ranch near
Prosser, a miles east of East
Prosser under Sunnyside canal, 60
acres under cultivation. 8 acres in
pasture: 5 room house. 100000.
Address Andrew Brown, Prosser,
Wash. 51-1c
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CASH BUYERS - waiting for
real bargains in Kennewick res
licences or farms. See Omar w.
Rich. 4p
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VEGETABLE PLANTS-Cabbage
cauliflower. tomato. pepper, egg
plant. Kennewick Greenhouse. Phi.
1881. -a-... 5ltf
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FOR SALE-Single Comb White
Leghorn chicks, Barron and
Hanson strains. All males used in
our natings are from Hanson's
trapnested ped. stock, Records of
265 to $50 eggs per year back of
them. They are the large type leg
horn, that really lay eggs. All
chicks sold up to April 18th. Place
order now for your chicks. Sum
nyside Poultry Farm. Sunnyside,
Wash. lip
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-03-29

WE GET OUT everything that
your Kodak puts in your pictur-
es. Expert work on your films at
Plowman's. 5000
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FOR SALE-15 acres 81 miles
from Kennewick. 2 in alfalfa,
asparagus, orchard, stock, imple-
ments. For rent or sale. Mrs. Wise
Rt. 1. LIP
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N an. o.ALE-Rhode Island Red
A loo per chick. Phi. 361. SIP
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FOR SALE-Sweet potato plants,
rhubarb, perennials. Kennewick
Greenhouse. Phone 1881. 51tf
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ats, SaalLhE-5-gal. cream separ-
oau ll01. 47tf
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4 n aaLE-Horses and harness.
noadley. Mob Hill. 4p
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FOR SALE - 1925 Dodge coach.
Completely overhauled this year.
Will sacrifice for quick sale. Ger
trude Gage. Phone 1921. 49tf
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FOR SALE - Ali kinds of rubber
stamps made to order at The
Printing office. tt
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WANTED Stock to pasture; 5
sections bunch grass, fenced in,
running water. JOS. Svatonsky. Phi.
28x10. 49tf
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FOR SALE-12o0 coal smudge
pots. never been used, very,
very cheap. Geo. D. Peters. soft
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FOR SALE-R. I. Red setting |
eggs, Blue Ribbon stock. c. M.
Foster. Phone 313. 52p
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FOR SALE-Light Ford truck
body in good condition, good
glass. suitable for truck farm. In
quire here.
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FOR SALE-Variety stamps for
asparagus and berries carried in
stock at The Kennewick Printing
Co. 62
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FOR SALE-Clark seeding straw
berry plants, order early. B. A..
PEBBLES. Rt. /. Phone 1926. 3p
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FOR SALE-Few tons of first
cutting hay. F. B. Davis. Box
10, Rt. No. 1. 52tf
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FOR SALE - Auto trailer, pail,
pans. churn and two pitch forks
Mrs. o. B. Kulp. 403 Columbia
Ave. 52p
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FOR SALE-Hardie Sprayer. on
ly used three seasons, 15O-gai.
capacity, good condition. Phone
1889. SIP
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FOR SALE - Adding. machine
paper and cash register detail
slips, at the Printing office. tt
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FOR SALE-Syffer 250-egg incu-
bator and 400-chick electric
brooder, cheap. Phone 656. Mrs. u:
F. Cresswell.
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IF YOU-need tractor work done,
see j. R. Alexander on the Lin
coin place. MISUNDERSTANDING
tractor. Phone 2261.
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FOR SALEIersey cow. four yrs.
old, just fresh. Also two dozen
white Leghorn hens laying good.
Will trade chickens for pigs. or
calves. w. I. ludlow. Rt. /. Up
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FOR SALE-Netted Gem eating
spuds CSC sack at the place. 50
a ton for feeder spuds. Harry
Yamagami. Up
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FOR SALE-1O0 gallon sprayer,
complete and in good condition.
s1OO cash. Inquire of Bier's Bat
terry Shop. op
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naLE Band dater at The
Printing Co. If
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FOR SALE - or Lease: Is acre
improved dairy ranch, 6 miles
west of Kennewiek on paved high
way. w. L. Hanson, Wapato, Wash.
Box II. Up
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?. & sApL!EIGood clean seed rye.
~ Richmond. Phi. 27x5. 52p
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WANTED-Ladies and gentlemen
to sell staple articles in fast
selling lines. Address P. o. box
SIC. Grandview, Wash. 4p
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FOR SALE - Mary Washington
asparagus plants. 2 years old.
$3.50 per 1000. Phone 35x3. 52p
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WANTED Young and weaned
calves. Highest prices. j. F. Sva-
tonsky. Phone 28x10. 52tf
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krruaL,E-Clark Seeding straw
Ssen. pants. c. G. Shivers. Sec.
n. 53p
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24
Editorial Comment
Signs For Air Travellers
New York TimeS)

Will Rogers is so much in the air nowadays
that he succumbs to temptations to make a
pulpit Of the airplane. By this time he has
flown over the greater part of the United
States. He is the oldest air commuter in point
of hours spent aloft.
His latest bit of practical wisdom is an ap-
peal to towns proud of themselves to paint
their names on the tallest buildings so large
and outstanding that air travellers will always
know just where they are.
"Lots of towns can't afford an airport" but
any town has paint enough to make itself
known to flying strangers. The time is com.
ing when it will pay all cities to proclaim their
attractions on vast roof spaces for the infor-
nation of air tourists. The hotels, even the
better-class restaurants, will have their signs
out. There will be luxurious private airplanes
with chauffeurs at the cintrols. After a long
journey in the air questions will be asked
Where shall we stop for the night?" "When
do we eat?" Will Rogers has rendered a
public service by his exhortation to the XII
wants and Rotary clubs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24

He filled the bowl with water and
painted . sign reading "Invisible
fish from South America" Soon
the street outside his window was
cluttered with New Workers. trying
to geo the invisible fish" On sew
eral occasions the police had to be
called 70 clear the sidewalk. In
Vulnerable ideas were generated by
the crowd for bringing the Gin
visible fish" into view. And sew.
eral men actually claimed to have
seen it through = magnifyine glass.
Which. again, merely goes to
Not that It makes q great deal
Of difterence-but "lady BARRIERS"
are still trained in . district that
juts into the waterfront. And still
attract sailors. And Z mission in
the middle Forties has q sign which
reads. Hebrew and Italian spoken"
And > lot Of bootrlack stands will
give You polish for your shoes and
something that tastes like varnish
for your stomach. And Burton
Rascoe already has parted company
from The Bookman. And I play
wright who was grabbed up by Hol-
i FOOD for scenario purposes dared
to kid about the ex.button makers
who now make movies, and SO is on
his way back to New York. This
despite the fact that he turned out
. film story that has attracted
much attention.
GILBERT SWAN.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24

Washington, April Salt you
don't vote for yourself, who does +?
It may b that il you don't show
up ct the polls on election day some
one else will vote <raudulently UNI
der your name. II often happens
that way, especially in large cities
where political machines flourish.
That is one Of the points made in
recent interesting argument on
the question Of whether or not it
was worth while t. try to get out
. large vote on election day, when
Is to so per cent Of the qualified
voters-sometimes uaore-ofton stay
home.
One assertion Seldom questioned
in this country Il that it il every.
ones patriotic duty to vote. If you
don't you're . Stacker and ought to
be fined or something. All sorts Of
organizations have put on cam
paigns to get us Ill to use our bal
lots.
William Bennett Munro, profess
sor Of municipal government and
chairman Of the division Of history
government and economies ct Har-
ward, took considerable issue with
that idea In an article recently in
the Nstional Municipal Review.
Simon Michelet, the president Of the
National Get Out-the-v Vote Club,
came right back ct him and the
arguments Of these two gentlemen
are presented here Tor the ''clacker"
if he needs help In deciding wheth.
er to mend hi ways.
Munro's strongest point WAS that
1t was better for . voter not to
vote than to vote % stupidity % he
often does. Said he:
what We really have In this
country is not government by Z ma
Jority OF the peAople, but govern
ment BY . mere plurality Of the
politically interested. Il we under
took to run corporate business on
the principle that every stockholder
10 in duty bound.to come and vote
whenever directors are elected, or
routine questions decided, our whole
system Of corporate organization
would break down. :. To the
extent that government 10 business
(which It has become to . large ex.
tent In the cities) that analogy
seems to hold"
He concluded that the ~clacker
vote" holds no menace except to
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24

cause she gave the check, for all
three Of u, to Senior Alvarado. We
wanted to pay our share but he
wouldn't permit i. Then he asked
10 to have tea with him the next
day.
When he told ~ whore he was
staying ] thought it would give
Florence . thrill to have tea there.
It's the swankiest hotel In town.
Simply beyond human nature to re-
fuse his invitation. Florence will
have something to tell the home
folks after yesterday, al right.
For when We reached the hotel
W found that Alvarado had asked
another "gaucho" 70 meet us. But
he lacked his friends 1inesse and
Florence wouldn't dance . second
time with him. ] suppose he's one
Of those men you are always cay
ing exist. Can't understand . mod.
ern girl. Well, that, his loss.
Much love,
MARyw.
NEXT: Nom dislikss Marye's
way Of meeting strange men.
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NOT roo MUCH SALT

NOT TOO MUCH SALT
Salt Il = eondimsnt which pleasss
the palate Of every race Of man.
kind, and Of many other animals.
Although savage races have lived
without il, whenever Il has not been
obtainable to any great extent,
human bangs have fought and killed
each other for Il. This craving
for salt 10 wholly because Of 10
agreeable taste, and not because
the system requires Il b any way,
Common table salt il compo6ed
mostly Of sodium chord, but Of
course many incidental impurities
have not been extracted. Il Il such
. mineral q lead, and cannot b.
come Z part Of the cell structure
Of the t-dy.
Organic sodium sAlerid Il found
IN nearly I'll Of the plants, and In
meat and similar protein foods, aud
although It resembles the mineral
sodium c..lorid o. Tar ~ chemical
tests are concerned, Ito effect On
the I'd: !. entirely different.
Many people claim that this salt
is natural to the body, and point out
the fact TIA. animals use It ct
every opportunity. This, Of course,
is no argument that the salt II rood
for animals or for humans. Salt
il exciting Q the taste buds. Every
animal, including man, that u dumb
enough to use too much Of Il must
suffer the conseQuencesl
There II absolutely no necessity
for either man or animal TO uSo
salt, an the irritating effect upon
the mucous membranes Of the body
II very destructive to the animal
organism.
Il food is Improperly cooked, its
taste will b improved by the addi-
ton Of salt, but the first thing to
learn II how to prepare foods %
the natural salts are retained In
sufficient quantity Tor the foods 70
hold 4 desirable taste. Il 10 the
height Of folly TO put salt on any
uncooked vegetable.
The use o1 excess quantities of
salt IL very Injurious 70 the kid.
neys and liver. Az these organs
are unable to eliminate . large
amount o3 salt other toxins Of the
body are retained because Of this.
Such diseases @ Bfisht's Disease,
cirrhosis Of the liver, hardening Of
the arteries, and high blood PRES
sure can b. encouraged and Dc.
veloped through the ne Of IN *
cess Of salt.
II the ordinary salted buttss II
used in flavoring vegetables and
meat. Il will be found that the salt
contained In the butter will b suf-
ficient for Ill requirements Of the
taste.
Sailed meot and fish are not de-
sirable food because the action II
the SALT upon them Is 70 :oughten
the protein particles ana to make
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24
Keeping, Prisoners Busy

| Experiments in the way of making federal
prisons self-supporting give promise of success.
Men confined in penal institutions prefer &C.
tivity to idleness and it is not surprising that
prisoners should manifest desire, when once
started in q productive industry, to excel their
own accomplishments as they become more
expert.
1t is a result of this inborn desire, which
produces champions" in every line of en-
deavor, that the production of cotton duck in
the Atlanta penitentiary is constantly grow
ing in volume. Prisoners in that institution
take pride in beating their former production
records.
While the object Of the prison factories at
Atlanta is to produce sufficient quantity of
coarser cotton materials for the needs of the
federal government. Leavenworth is striving
to increase it's production of shoes to supply
the demands of the Indian service and. all fed
eral prisons. In the course of month this
shoe factory increased it's output 40 per cent
without materially increasing it's working
force.
Prison factories, if properly operated, can
perform a twofold service without working
any appreciate hardship upon free labor. They
aid in the rehabilitation of fallen men and
women by teaching them how to work and how
to earn an honest living. Prisons cannot re-
form those it schools in the demoralizing habit
of idleness. Moreover, it has been demon
strated that prisons can be made self-support-
ing through utilization of their inmates in
useful production.
Americansm: Trying to get rich enough
to afford an open fireplace like the poorest
cabins have.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24
IN NEW YORK

New York, April e4.-Wall Street
has outgrown such romantic ip-
dividuals ~ "bst-you-a-million"
Gates, or Jim Ksane or Jay Gould.
The vast financial changes that
have been made since their time
make It difficult for any personal.
ity to rise into national prominence
for more than : few seconds. The
person d now subordinAted 70 the
huge financial scheme.
Fabulous tales that brought easps
in the day Of Z Cate1, Hartman
or . Gould are now commonplace.
Men whose names are unknown now
undertake bigger deals than these
old-timers ever dreamed about. Dur
in9 such = financial furry 4 re-
Gently visited "the street." hundreds
Of anonymous ones stepped out Of
their obseurity to figure in hazards
paper seaSs-heAds In HArriman's
time.
And whereas these oldsters Of the
financial kingdom became almost
fictional personalities and were
known from one end Of the nation
70 the other, the present-day crop
prefers to remain in the back.
ground. What these modern gen.
erals eat for breakfast and how
many yachts they sail no longer i
part Of their eamouflags.
In thoee good old days each pass
ing within was recorded, but little
was whispered about what they
would do On Wall Street. The mod
ern financial figure Is far less chary
about letting the public in on busi-
ness conditions. While the recent
buying rush was at it, peak I Co.
loSsus Of the market district Gro.
atsd no end Of comment BY hon
estly recommending the purchase Of
. certain stock and predicting Il
would reach . certain hi0h figure.
Hie word sent tens q thousands Of
small buyers % the brokoyo' offices
with money - Inv. It. And NEST
Of them made 1neney.
Business b WaQ Street has ~
come too vast q b ruled By . sin
ele persenality. a lev bob u Tor
. brief naomenk but most remain
snenvmols. Tins, out q TIE trad
ing in tens q mill. ~ within tn
past TN weeks, To name Of uee-
han alone came out o1 sstAo street"
And this because 10 had 'tcleanod
up" o. Radio. having 4op6ht his
vsy ~ ffom ~ status q offica
Boy.
Not long ago : bright young man,
having opened new cate 81 <lth
Street, tried 70 think up schemea
Tor bringing tho crowds % his door.
So b invested n : goldfish bowl,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24
Interpretations
Lucky Strike Coal and By-PY

Lucky Strike Coal and By-Pro-
ducts company, Zap. 500, 900; G. L.
Stuart, E. NJ. Hendricks and Scott
Cameron. This company will oper-
ate the Lucky Strike coal mine,
purchased from the receivers, and
plans to establish machinery for
processing Ignite 80 that it will re-
tain its hardness after the moisture
content has been eliminated.
The Purity Bakery. Minot, $685.
600; Hedge Carlson, Ray Homan and
Hilda Carlson, Devils Lake.
Herman Hanson Oil Syndicate,
Turtle Lake, $500, 900; to prospect
for oil near Turtle Lake: Herman
Hanson, Swan Hansen, Vaughn
Hanson and J. D. Hanson, Turtle
Lake; N. e. Hanson, Darlington:
Chester e. johnson, Turtle Lake;
Bernt E. and Anton =. johnson,
Underwood: Herman Peterson, I'm
derwood; G. r. Nordquist, Harry r.
Crouch and A. I. otsehe. Turtle
AS9AVs
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WASHINGTON fl
LETTER SKI

political machines depending on q
high percentage Of dumb and "prop-
ertyless" voters. He suggests that
"our uplift organizations, in their
rabble-rousing campaigns tc harry
the slackers to the polls are mere
" playing into the hands Of the
boss and doing some Of his work
for him."
Shortly after that, Michelet re-
ceived . letter from. Benjami, T.
Affleck Of the 4;ational Municipal
League, opposing the get-out-the.
vote movement and recommending
reduction Of the number Of voters
and boosting voting age from 81 to
Is in order to obtain q higher quail
ity Of voting.
1--ichelet has fired back at both
Munro and Affleck, charging them
with encouraging ''the age-old dam
ger Of government by . self-ap-
pointed class" Who, he demands,
are those persons to determine
when = voter has ted intelligent
~, and when otherwise
He proceeds to show how crooked
politicians in Affleck's home baili-
wick of Chicago ha''e stuffed the
boxes with just enough fake bal
lotS to make up for the --rist led
voters who didn't vote for them
selves. In one precinct, some 800
ballots were marked for persons
who never came to the polling
booths. Which, Michelet demands
in Z letter to Affleck, are best NV
800 legal votes or 800 illegal votes ?
Michelet then looks over the
world and finds the only first-class
country where universal suffrage
is denied is Italy. He points out
that the voting age in Germany is
20 years and that 80 per cent Of
German voters reach the polls.
One thing they al agree on: that
IN intelligent ballot is = national
need. Organizations like the Ma.
tional League Of Women Voters
and the National Civic Federation
are engaged in movements to give
the voters some idea Of what the
political issues are g.. about. Mich
elet's attitu e is that tho voter
isn't - dumb as he looks, and that
the big thing IS to get voters irter.
ested enough to vote.
No one seems to have any OBJ
lection to the "iutelligent vote. /"
Michelet points to the recent slec-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-04-24

A headline says ssAl Smith Sets
Dissy Pace" We THOUGHT the wet
Democrats were saving that for
Houston ia June.
A prominent hotel man who died
recently received his first instrvc-
ton IN English from . bartender.
Education Isn't what II used 10 be.
Judging from the trouble the
photoeraphsrs had In reaching
Greenely Island, that would Be .
GOOD place for IN oil witness 20
spend . vacation.
Storks were frozen IN a recent
blizzard in Poland, says 1 dispatch.
Sometimes the stork gets : chiliy
reception In this country, too.
Bandits shot at . ChicaRosn but
the bullet glanced of . silver dallar
u his pocket. Not much Of Z chance
TOR Newspaper man IN that town,
though.
while Mr.. Ford d IN ENGLAND, Ne
q hope he gives the Prince one 81
his nice. shiny cars.
You don't suppose BY any chance,
DO You, that those three flyers who
crossed the Atlantic were what Won
might call intrepid. do you?
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