The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1928-09-19

There is nothing in the world that will keep
a girl up on her toes all the time like French
heels.
There may be more loathsome expressions
than "a red-hot mama" but we can't think what
they are.
One thing about it when we DO go to Eur
ope won't strive frantically to avoid publicity
as Gene Tunney is doing. We won't have to.
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Somehow marriage on the floor of dance
marathon seems to lack something of the digni-
ty people still like to connect with that cere-
money.
A lot of people who think they are socialist
at heart really aren't. They are much more in
terested in the equal distribution of flesh than
of money.
Arthur Nelson candidate for United States
Senator is strong for Hoover. 1t would be sort
of nice if we knew which candidate Shipstead is
for.
An upstate editor, wants the motto AM
erican money changed to "Abide with Me-" We
into bigger type too, since he is making this a
matter of prayer.
These are the days of big things. New
York city thief got away with stone lion weigh
ing five hundred pounds and in New Jersey
somebody made clean haul and complete dis
appearance of thirty tons of crushed stone.
$50
"Sopoo Of thoSo ,,o1ticoI cforS oro for
a big disappointment next November Both par
ties cannot win" says the Cincinnati Enquirer
Now should that choice bit be classified as news
as contribution to literature?
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"Think things through-don't feel them
through" is part of the creed adopted by the
National Federation of Business and Profession
al Women. When women everywhere get that
notion to functioning properly they will get
somewhere in their professions, their politics and
their pursuits of happiness
$50
Herman Roe, publisher of the Mortified
News has one more job thrust upon him. To him
has come the newly created position of field dir
ector of the National Editorial Association. Her.
has fallen down on anything yet
the job with all it entails of organization and
promotion is safe in his hands.
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Side by side in the Minneapolis Journal of
last Thursday were two headlines. In the col
umn at the left we read arthur Nelson's Bone
Dry Stand Stops G. o. P. Show" In the right
hand column appeared ANDREW Nelson Defends
Smith for Wet Stand" Apparently there isn't
much in name, in this instance but much in
the party platform.
Rudolph Lee and Herman Roe! What
wonderful combination! Pick out two
more outstanding men in Minnesota,
and we'll vote the Democratic ticket
straight The Republican National COM
mittee used excellent judgment in sell
lecting them as the Hoover organizers
for Minnesota! Instead of Minnesota
going for Hoover by $4,000, it will now
surelyfhit the $4,000 mark."-Sayton
Herald
And then, when to this pair is added Vim
Weber of the Slayton Herald as an organizer
of Hoover followers in this section of the state
well, such a combination just naturally assures
the election of the straight Republican ticket in
Minnesota. Il
Japan has just passed laws limiting the
hours of women and children who work in the
coal mines there. For some time Japan has re-
IuSed 10 adnere TO the provisions OF the lnterna
tional labor conference in practice, but these re-
cent reforms seem like step in that direction.
Within three years the legislation provides
that late shifts will be prohibited. Late night
work on the surface is also to be prohibited. At
present all miners in japan, including women
and children, remain under ground from four
teen to sixteen hours. Under the new law they
will be cut to ten hours underground, of which
six only will be working hours. This change
will be of great benefit to the $4,000 women now
employed in the mines of Japan and this new law
would seem to indicate that even the Orient is
beginning to appreciate the value of women's
labor and the necessity of safeguarding their
health and strength.
Farmers would do well to look to the chem
ist rather than to the politician, for relief from
the present unsatisfactory state of agriculture,
according to speakers at recent institute held
by the American Chemical Society.
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