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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

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Send all commanded lions u fun
Shop Editor, caro- Of the New
Britain, Herald, and Jour letter
gill b Forwarded - New York.

If We Can Only Hold Out:
Fact is that one of the tests OF Va
cation
Is holding UP under the pests of va
cation,
Black flies in thei woods, Folks,
mosquitoes on shore,
Flat tires on the road, demand hui
NOR galore!
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
SLEEPY TRUCK DRIVERS

1T frequently happens that
the operator of a large truck on
long run is accompanied by Il
helper. For many reasons this
Is undoubtedly a wise practice
but there is no law actually re-
curing t.'--From the state
manual for motorists,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
PRIDE OF \ PUNCHER

Pride OF n pINCHER
BY G. Wiles Hallock
I'm hucharoo - call me Texa:
Cause l hail from tn Lone Stal
Range,
I'm a to~n-shy bird an I've rode
hard herd
Where tn sight of Ford seems
strange;
l kin take abuse from a wild
cayuse,
l kin throw mean rope. ]
low
An I've earned my pay in a lawful
By tn sweat Of my boss an
brow.
I'm as free from care out in Gawd-
knows where
As a kid in his own back yard;
On a trail unknown ! kin ride alone
Ar | shoots plum squar' with a
pard.
But they's pards that stays - an
there's pards that strays
From tn herd an tn range
gone tame;
An it shorely gals when yore side
kick falls
Fer tn dude-ranch Wranglin'
game!
Take VIII Rogers he was
buck like me,
s Gawd's truth. Cause ] knoWed
i'm when .
An that dude Tom Mix Earned to
do his tricks
On tn round up-where men is
men.
But fer me | lows I'll keep
punchin' COWS
Till the critters is few an rare;
Though ! sorta feel ] got sex-appeal
Like them dudes but | lest
don't care.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

man OF the IA committee. That
means a hot report when the school
investigation is over.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Two things that avert internal
tlonal crisis are desire for peace
and the knowledge that cannon fod-
der might refuse to sic EN-.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

filson again Confers with Hoover,
IN item OF news that nobody needs
10 call to the attention o: Rora back.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
Member Audit bureau OF Circulation

IlI6 g. I. - national urkaAizAt uII
which furnishes aeNspapere ana adSer
tsert with a strictly honest ana ysis ct
circulation. Our c'rcutatton GattNies are
@4eed upon this audit This insures pro
lection against fraud In newspaper dis
tr,buton figures to both national and
local advertisera
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

There are two classes i'm America
One that doesn't give nliddle-aged
people a pain, and collegiate.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

'She always stood In such way
as to reveal her profile. short
story. But which view Of a leg is
ito profile?
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Golf and feminine conversation
are the only games in which each
player gets to bat all the time.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Ths Herald Is on sale daily 10 New
York u Hotal.ngs Newsstand. TImes
Square; sehultz's Nswsstands. Ent rance
Grand Central. l3ud Street.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Valuable scientific knowledge
gained by an arctic expedition: Man
can live - days without food.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
TEL EPEOND CALLS
Business once $50. y2k
Editorial Roous 49,. st6

The only profitable advertising medium
the City Circulation books and press
always open to advertisers
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Colt isn't SO much game as a
passionate faith that you could
knock it a mile next time
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

the Associated Frese IL exclusively en-
titled to the use fol publication st
all uews credited 70 u not otherHise
credited IN this paper and also local
news published therein.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

You can tell by the way nature
hung mans arms that she didn't ex-
Fect him to pat himself on the
back
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

There is no legal justification for
a revolution that doesn't succeed;
and if it succeeds, it doesn't need
any justification.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

The true radical is a man who vii
spoil a book page, if necessary, te
swat the fly he is after.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

A car once got better attention
while new, bat now it gets more care
as 1t gets nearer paid for.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
lis So.

Munro: "These billboards are SO
thick that there is no enjoyment in
motoring any more"
Dillon: That's right. You can see
more scenery riding in an elevator"
N. S. Dunn
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Youth: You climb a fence. Mid
die age: You wonder what's on the
other side of a fence. Age. You
don't give darn.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

The other candidates are funniest
when they try not to be; but Rogers
hard.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Amerleanism: Thinking you are
interested in sports because you are
interested in sport clothes.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

MI Hoover will get the vote of
every woman who thinks Mr.. Cool
ldge a born leader.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

slogans can win a campaign. but
dollars do even better.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
Facts ondEuncies

You can tell which one is boss
OF the family. The others go to the
dentist when they should.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

New Haven had a local thunder
shower that was concentrated in
one spot.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Republic: a government bv the
temporary groups that have the
most noisy grievance.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

in olden times there were cCea-
lures with mortal heads and the
body of horse, but they didn't
diet in an effort to mend matters.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

She was born in the old country
but she knew when to come
across!
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
New Britain Herald
NDAAI.p euRLishINe coAeAN,

Ssous6 Daily tsunday C1ceptedl
II Asssl1 Bldg. u Church stree,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
Coupon!

Coupon!
Boss; Higgins, I'm going to make
you general manager
Clerk: DO you mean it? Or is
this lust another one Of those sue
cess advertisements"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25
ouRoCRIPTION RATES
e1.oe Z Year.
$500 Three AouthA
Tie. . Month.

Entered ~ the Post Once 1t New Brit
Sin - second Clase Mail Matter.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

How odd that the race most
boasttuf IN its efficiency should
make the empire stay on the field
instead Of sitting in the stand whore
it is SO much easier to judge the
play.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Correct this sentence: MY young
sters are self-suffiCient,' boosted the
father. land can have a good time
without spending money"
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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-25

Copyright 1925. 1ublishers'
Syndicate.)
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Inlaid Linoleum $1.49 Sq. Yd.

Genuine molded Inlaid linoieum offered in a pleasing checked tile pattern in two tones Of light tan. An excellent colortng and design for the kitchen. pantry. breakfast nook or bathroom. Our low price includes laying of IS sa. yds. or more. For. merly s1.79 go. yd.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Bed-Davenport
 $89

For the home Of limited space where an extra or spare bedroom is needed comes the davenport-b One simple motion converts this comfortable davenport into 8 dou- bie bed. One of our popular designs "a Gift. size-comes upholstered all oyer. including reversible cushions, in Jacquard velour. Regular $110.00 with mattress.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Wilton Rugs
 $76

Heavy grade wool Wilton rugs with fringed ends, come in a choice of all-over and semi covered pat terms. Included are coloring and Je- signs suitable for practically any color scheme and for bedrooms. liv- ing rooms and dining rooms. oxfe size. Formerly s?aoo.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Salem Chests, $69

Probably no other chest is as popular as the Salem. For it can be used in bedroom, living room. hall or breakfast room. This model is fashioned from mahogany and gum- wood with solid mahogany interiors and is s inches wide. Regular $119O0.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Boudoir Chairs, $9.98

These quaint little chairs, especially de- signed for the boudoir, will find place in either modern or Colonial setting. They are upholstered with delightful unglazed chintz in a small flower spray design. Turned legs are finished mahogany. Reg. $l3.50.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Gateleg Tables
 $9.98

With ono of its leaves dropped. this table can be placed at tho arm of . chair or davenport. When opened 1t measures 90 inches round ana when closed. S0xs inches. It is made of solid gumwood finished in mahogany. Regular $19.60.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Bridge Lamps
 $5.95

From the days of the whaler comes the inspiration for these tampa They have wrought iron hoses. finished in steel. with the arm fitted with a brass whale-oii bowl. Prin t. decorated paper parchment shades complete the tampa Regu- lar S7.75.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
A Popular Priced Group, $l85

Watkins popular priced furniture must live to the high Watkins standadhe best for the Here example in
 suite that cevey combines plain taupe mohar with velour of the shade Rane tapestry is used the reversible cush Davenport sepenne front and chairs swell fronts For merly $229O0. '|t
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Early English, 9 Pieces, $l39

This suite shows in striking how good popular priced furniture be- Te design construction and finish all much higher priced outfit 60nch buffet 38nch china 40x52 inch extension table chair and side chairs in walnut and gumwood. Regular Sl69.OO.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
4 Pieces of Mahogany Veneer, $ll9

 dull finish full
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Dinner Sets
 $l6.75

These sets ara in tho popular ivdRy finish and include 66 pieces. X choice of these cclorful poster. type designs is available. Regular sc:.50.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Upholstered Chairs 
 $39.50

These arc chairs you can work into your living room to give variety and color. The frames are of solid mahogany and you may select from two colorful tapestry coverings used on the seats and backs. Regular $5..to.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Chest of Drawers
 $27.50

These chests are not only used in the bedroom but in. the breakfast room as a buffet as we'll. They measure 40 inches wide, have three deep. roomy drawers and are fin- ished mahogany over birch. The base is of the early Colonial bracket type. Regular $36.00.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Winthrop Desks
 $59

Details are worked out carefully model. secret drawers, automatic slides and authentic Colonial red finish being one of the interesting points. It Is 32 inches wide and made Of mahogany and gumwood. Regular SS0.O0.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06

Chippendalc Desks
 $39
 II '"sk of light liniN suit room or formal livi> this solid ma hos has cabriole legs with feet. drop front and heath the writing bed. Res. $59.oo.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06

4 Distinctive Sheraton Pieces, Decorated, $298 Graceful lines and toward making this of interest
  rail of the bed of English haiwood hand decorated full with table bench included Regular $650OO
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Tea Wagons
 $I9.75

Solid gumwood combined with a solid walnut top are the woods used in this tea wagon. The finish is dull. open grain walnut. Small wheels all around. silver drawer and automatic leaf supports are features. Regular $27.50.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Pineapple Posters
 $75

Who hasn't always dreamed of having a room furnished with one or two of these authentic Watkins reproductions? They have solid mahogany, hand carved and reeded posts and rails. with mahogany plywood pamela Full and twin sizes. Regular $500.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06

Watkins Seal of Satisfac- ton on the furniture you buy guarantees you the best ob- tairable for the money you invest, and will be your pride ever after.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06

Store open Thursday and Satur- day evenings until :. Closed We'd nesdays at noon:
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06
Hair Mattresses
 $49

Here is one of the famous members or Watkins better bedding family. It is a fine mat tress built of special long, black South American drawings. up- holstered in . heavy. S-ounce pencil striped ticking. Made to order for any size bed. Regular $6s.o0.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06

To say these pieces of Watkins finest quality perhaps sufficient but nevertheless must call attention to the full and simple design the superb tailoring and the fine aangora mohar covering The moair is in pleasing taupe shade with reversible seat cushions socoored rane tapestry Regular $425.00 for the pieces shown
New Britain herald., 1928-01-06

Pieces by Duncan Phye inspired this graceful Grand Rapids dining suite The buffet and serving chest show marked Sheraton influence while the chairs lean towards the Empire style 68nch bue 36nch 3awer serving chest 40x6onch table, chair and side chairs in crotch and plain mahogany Regular 980
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
AERIAL ARROWS ID
 GUIDE SKY PILOTS
These Would Be Placed for
 Benefit of AYiatorS

New York. May 2a tEL-Ayiators are now being advised 10 fellow the arrow.
 An airway marker. the principal part Of which IS n arrow F feet long. has been devised and efforts are being made 10 have one Of them placed on every maln high way leading into towns and cites ot the country.
 The new marker. called the aerovane. indicates wind direction. compass bearing and rhe name of the community toward which the arrow is pointed. It consists of d steel pole 25 feet high, al the tip Of which Is anchored a three foot wind sleeve. Below this Is 3 yellow ar row on which the name of the town to winch It points is lettered in black. On the tall Of the arrow IS placed smaller white arrow point ing north. 4 signboard for road travel information and two adver- Using panels 10 help pay for erec- tlon and maintenance complete the aerovans.
 Under normal weather conditions the device is sad by its manufac- turers 10 be visible from Q height ot 5000 feet and the letters leglble from l ,h0n feet.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
"ERBJUS A TONIC FOR ME
 AND FOR MY CHILDREN"
 SAYS NEW BRITAIN MOTHER
Mrs Robert Wolff of IF Camp Street, New Britain Conn.,. Gives Her Testimony to the Good ERBJuS
 Did For Her and Family

added,
 ERBJUs IS healing II IS tonic and system purifier. it will stlmu- late the flow of gastric juice and gently urge the liver and kidneys to action. It is a natural SPRING TONIC.
 Mrs Wolff says:-"I can sure sympathlze with anyone that sui fers with stomach trouble. I sure had my trouble and it liked to killed me. l would eat little and suffer lot. The plainest of food would turn sour and then trouble would start for me. 1 would get gas pains and my heart would jump around as though it would come through my chest. Oh. what headaches l would have and dizzy spells with them. My sleep was restless and I was always tired out and misera ble.
 T started in taking ERBJuS and could feel the difference in a few days. I have now taken four bot ties and the results have been Won- derful. I can eat and sleep and feel like 3 new person. I have given 1t to the children as a spring Tonic and they are surely thriving on it.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
NEW BRITAIN YOUNG
 LADY RECEIVED A
 WONDERFUL SURPRISE
Mrs Victoria kystynski of 3s Union Street, New Brain
 Tells Public All About Her Recent Recovery.

time ago they were sick and alling and all out of sorts. We are pub- fishing daily the names and ad- dEesses of people right here in your home town who are indorsing ERB- JUS because it brought them beck their health and strength. Mrs, krystynski says
 II am indorsiug the tonic ERB- JUS because it gave me health and strength and changed me from 8 sick and ailing lady to robust and strong person.
 About three years ago I de- reloped stomach trouble and sick headaches and l could not eat the plainest of foods without great dis tress. I had a continual backache and felt tired out and miserable. I would get up in the mornings with sick headache and go through the day with it.
 1 got so disgusted that gave
 up trying to get well and a friend of mine had to plead with me to get me to take ERBJUS, but at last I consented. ] have now taken three bottles and I now desire to
 state 10 the public that I am well
 and strong and desire to give ERB- l JUS the full credit for it.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
PUT ME DOWN FOR
 AN ERBJUS BOOSTER
 SAYS NEW BRITAIN MAN
Mr. Andrew Dobek of 49 Laurel Street Says Not Only Myself
 But My Entire Family Owes Their Good Health to ERBJUS

gave testimonial for 'EREJUS' and it still goes.
 T had stomach trouble and ln- digestion with lots Of gas and plenty Of bloat. felt tired out and draggy and seemed to have no ambition. [ just could not find anything that would put me on my feet. A friend told me about ERBJrs and I de- clded to give 1t trial and 1t sure began its good work at once. I got SO that ] could eat anything without d bit of distress. The gas attacks left me and that awful tired out and draggy feeling faded away. feel just great now and know what 1t is to enjoy good health"
 ERBJUS has brought many peo- pie back 10 health and there IS reason for it. ERBJUS IS made from Herbs and the process is new. These herbs are not boiled and all the good taken out of them They are squeezed out raw and only glycerln added. Herb Juice is what you get. Taste and smell it and you will be convinced that if is what we say it is. Do not suffer from back ache or sour. acid stomach. Don't drag around all tired out and half sick. Relief is at hand and 1t Is up to you to get it.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
Pupils Appreciate
 Address bv Veterans

William r Sternhers of 116 Maple rrlzes highly token of appreclatlon delivered 10 him by the Civic league of the Central Jlnlor High school in return for hls interesting address given before the pupils of the school Tuesday. The communicsti ton from the league IS as follows:
 For the unselhsh devotion in the defense of OUT nation and it's ideals. the Civic league of the Central Jun TOT High school sends on May %. 1928. thls tribute with love and rev erence 10 Mir William r. Sternberg "
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31

Edward A Cradeck. son Of Mir and Mrs Frank Gradeck of 49 New lng'ou avenue. will he the first young man 10 be ordained to the Catholic priesthood from St Am dreH's parish. The ordination cer- emony will take place Saturday Jose ph's Cathedral in Hartford,
 MT, Gradeck was born III this city on October 2. 1902. and attended the public schools here He Com- pletsd his studies at St. Bernard S seminary. Rochester, x. Y. He will celebrate his first mass next Sunday morning sr 1o:30 o'clock al St, An dreH's church.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
"OH! WHAT AGONY l SUFFERED WITH RHEUMATISM,
 BUT IT IS ALL GONE N0W'
Mrs John Ben of S97 East Street New Britain Conn., Got Rid of Her Rheumatism by Using ERBJuS-A Remark able Statement

We have on file hundreds of testl- monIals and many Of them rlsht here at home telling us how ERE JUS relieved rheumatism. Rheuma- tlsm is one Of the most troublesome diseases that the human flesh IS heir to. II has caused crippl"s, pain and gonv and even death. You cannot get hold of rheumatism from the outside You have to strike 1t through the organs of elimination and cleanse the blood. Go to the root of the trouble and do not doc tor the symptoms. ERBJuS will re- l1eve that pain and ache Tn 3 very few hours and gradually work the porsons out of the system
 Mra O'Brlen says. "ERBJLS $ has
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
RADIO DEALERS TO MEET
New Britain Association May be Formed at Supper Tomorrow Night at Burritt Hotel.

Dealers Tn dlo instruments and accessories will meet for supper to- morrow evening at 1;3A o'clock at the Burrltt hotel to discuss the ad- visibility of forming an associa tion similar 10 those already organized in several cities in Connecticut, The need of an association has long been felt. lt is said. as the organizations in other cities are reported to have been instrumental in increasing ln- terest in the radio and in solving trade problems.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31
D0NNELLY-LUDDY WEDDING
Paul n. Donnelly and Miss Mary Gertrude Luddy tn Marry at st. ,Ioseph's Church June sS.

Miss Mary Gertrude Luddy. daughter Of Mrs Mary Luddy of 37 Bassett street and the late Simon Luddy. will become the bride on June 2S of Paul Daniel Donnellv. son of MT, and Mrs. Hugh ]. Don nelly Of Springfield, Mass The cere- monv will be performed s' 2 3. m at St Joseph'S church. with a nup- tlal high mass. The pastor. Rev. John F. Donohue, will offlclate
 Miss Mildred Luddy. I sister of The bride, will be bridesmaid and Dr Leonard Donnellv Of Springfield. 9 brother of the bridegroom. will be best man. The ushers will be Will lam Luddy and Richard Donnelly.
 Miss Luddy enjoys wide acquain- tance and popularity in the younger social set, She is teacher at St. Joseph's paroohial school. Mir Don nelly is associated with his father in the ownership and mana cement Of the Boston Store on Main street.
New Britain herald., 1928-05-31

nlzzy spells surely give one 3 jolt and q person feels SO helpless during one that the mental effect IS dlsmay- ing The physical effects are often times very dang rous as many 2 per son has fallen and injured them selves very seriously. Most dizzy spells are caused by the stomach or liver and quite few by the kidneys We have hundreds of testimonials wherein many people have entirely done away with this distressing trouble by use of ERBJIS, We would rather ma ke the statement specific and tell you the story of New Britain resident who suffered from dizzy attacks.
 MT Roy says: For about tro years I have had great deal of trouble with dizzy spells and they were terrific ones and many time