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! a few votes from the judges for his
famous explanation Of his original
failure to admit Sinclair's heavy con-
tributions to the Republican cam
paign chest.
Nobody asked me about bonds"
said Mr.. Hays piously.
It was William ]. Burns, the de-
tective, who, when sentenced for
alleged tampering with the Sinclair
jury here, compared the unjustness
Of it with that Of the crucifixion Of
Jesus Christ.
The oil cases, in fact, brought out
. host Of candidates for this little
competition we're suggesting.
Remember how AL Smith promised
in letter to Senator Nye to subject
Nye to public humiliation Smith
never explained how or when.
At about the same time Senator
Arthur Robinson Of Indiana, a lead
er among . most notorious pack Of
politicians, attempted to link SIM
clair and Smith, referring to them
With the line: birds Of = feather
flock together" No senator was
ever made to look quite 80 sick az
the other senators proceeded to hang
raspberrries upon his ears.
Charlie Hilles, the national COM
nnitteeman from New York, gets
into the parade somewhere with his
assurance on Ccolidge's decision to
stand fer denomination.
Ex-senator Rice Means Of Colo
RADIO might stand q chance with his
famous explanation Of American i'm
perialism 1T the Pan American
Union here.
"They blew US up in Havana har-
bor," Means explained, land we came
down all over the world"
Senator Charles Curtis might con-
ceivably be counted in for his an.
nouncement before the Kansas City
convention that Hoover's nomina-
ton would put the party on the de-
fensive.
And, last but hardly least, the
famous admission of Senator Simeon
Tess Of Ohio that he had told what
was not true" to the newspapermen
so as to impress it upon them.
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NATIONAL AND PAROCHIAL
New York TimAs.l

Both political parties At least their National Com.
have something Of the air of pedders of patent
medicines starting out their travels Issues Ger
tainly, OF every kind and in assorted sizes. II the
Western farmers have political chills and fever Just
now the right remedy be offered them while they
wait Is the blood pressure in the South alarmingly
high! just take this excellent black btters and re-
duce it. No i'll is too slight, imaginary for these
vendors OF political nostrums to treat Even for Re-
publican cold feet in Massachusetts and New York they
know just what to do No manufacturer Of patent med
icnes ever advertised his panacea with more universal
claims than the politicians both Republican and Demo-
cratic, are making for theirs.
They admit one limitation. Medicine infallibe for
Indiana and Kansas will not do for New York. The
cure-as for the Northeast may operate % kill as in
the South The political patent medicine UNDER
stand this perfectly and are preparing to keep their pa
tens or victims. entirely separate, undertaking to sell
different in another Thus they hope to make their
how can they hope to succeed in being all things to all
telegraphed to the East and vice versa. Then this
the great leveler. speech made in Nebraska will be
be bad for the other.
In spite Of themselves, the parties and candidates
VIII have TO speak to the entire nation. They cannot
mark Oft one section from another and conceal or try
70 conceal the issues which they try to "sel" in one
locanty, though not mentioning them in other r.
gions In short, it will b found impossible TO conduct
national campaign q i il were simply question Of
linking up al ths differing back yards.
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CATCHING ONE DISEASE TO
CURE ANOTHER

For many years fever has been
recognized - = curative or protec-
tive effort on the part Of the body,
and . great deal of experimentation
has been made in medical circles in
IN attempt to accomplish the cure
Of specific disease by actually pro-
ducing in the pstient, another dis
ease different from the one from
which he 10 suffering. This may
sound ridiculous, but II has actually
proved beneficial in many cases.
Patients suffering from paralysis
and insanity have been deliberately
inoculated with malaria, and after
the fever has run its course there
have been reports Of cure in from
twenty to thirty per cent Of the
cases. Let me explain what actually
happens 50 that you will not be mis-
led into thinking that q new or mys-
ferrous remedy has been developed.
Even in the days Of Hypocrates
and Galen Z moderate fever was rec
ognized as beneficial. Doctors who
are accustomed to fasting and diet
ing their patients know that as the
patient improves he often passes
through acute sick periods which
are termed "crisis" periods. We fire.
quently notice an acute skin erup-
ton about a week after taking an
exclusive diet Of some alkaline form
ing food. When the diet is contin-
ued few days longer, the eruption
is cleared up and the patient feels
much improved in health. This is an
effect Of the increased alkalinity of
the blood which enables the blood to
dissolve poisons which have settled
in various organs and tissues of the
body which, if allowed to remain,
slowly but surely produce serious To-
cal and general diseases.
These poisons may be discharged
through various organs and men,
branes, according to the type Of
toxins being eliminated. If through
the skin, there may be profuse
sweating or skin eruptions: if
through the bowels, there may be
gas, diarrhea or mucus; through the
nose and throat, mucus; through the
kidneys, scalding urine or sediment:
through the liver, biliousness or
VVAu4SAss8s
You can see that some of these
curative processes resemble the eff
fects Of some diseases, and this
sometimes leads to conclusions of
patients or even doctors, who are not
familiar with the effects Of various
foods on the body.
Sometimes after . few days of
dieting or fruit fasting, an individ-
ual will develop q feverish condition,
with feeling Of debility which may
be associated with fleeing pains in
the muscles and joints. This is
simply caused by the dissolving Of
toxins which are carried by the
blood from their deposited areas to
the eliminative organs, and in the
process of travelling the toxins come
in contact with delicate nerves and
irritate them. If the individual con-
tinues on the diet, these unpleasant
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IN NEW YORK

New York. July 31.-Strange are
the casual encounters which make up
the endless mixed patterns Of Man.
haitian.
If, for instance, you were to take
q seat, shortly after the regulation
dinner hour, behind the vined fence
that hedges New York's sole side
walk cafe on Second Avenue, your
attention would soon be attracted to
the pleas of youngsters, with noses
pressed through the grill-work.
If. like myself. you expected them
to be begging pennies, you might
1T first give little heed.
Then, suddenly, it might occur to
you that the words you heard had
nothing to do with pennies.
"Some bread, mister! Please
gimme some bread!"
"A man can ask for money and
you'll pass him by. But the word
dread" is one to make you stop.
It flashes upon you that these
youngsters, whose thin noses YOU
could touch, are pleading for food.
Your table is over~laden. "A gener.
Gus basket overflows with buns and
breads. A few narrow strips of
fence are all that lie between poverty
and plenty.
It's a situation to shock you into
a sense Of unreality. You look about
to make sure you have heard Alright.
Yes, there are three noses penetrat-
ing three openings in the latticework.
The noses are on three brown faces
the faces Of children from Latin
lands. Automatically your hand
reaches for the bread basket and
you slip over the fence all your
hands can hold. And you see three
little forms 60 scurrying happily in
to the night.
The waiter comes up. You tell him
what has happened.
1--WE served here for IL years. -
he tells you. "And at first thought
the youngsters were all clever little
beggars. ! know better now. They
never ask for candy or pennies or
sodas. They want food. Oh, !
found out al about it. They're
really hungry. They generally come
to me. / never refuse them. Some
times. ! learned, it means their sup.
per. Sometimes it means their
breakfast"
You look about. The gay lights
Of the Second Avenue cafes are
blinking. Through an open window
come the strains Of . Russian bsla-
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liaka orchestra. There ID laughter
whiting the cafe. Automobiles dash
past.
The thing, then, has not been q
Fantastic dream. There are, then,
children in Manhattan who must cry
on the sidewalks for their daily
bread.
Or, Il you watch closely in the
subways, you will see . tattered,
beaten looking man who, in his role
Of messenger, is taking . Success
sign to some theater in the Broad
way belt. Or you may even en-
counter the eccentric and slightly
mad spinster who approaches the
crowd lined up ct theater box Of
fices and hands them . little PAM
phlet telling Of the hell fire that
awaits those sinners who undertake
to amuse themselves by such worldly
pleasures - the theater, the dance
or the besrmug.
GILBERT SWAN.
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.)
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RAsKOB's RETIREMENT

Motors was wise act taken in the public interest.
OF course, anyone who stopped to think must have
known that his selection Governor Smiths campaign
manager did not involve General Motors corpora
tion in any way. But many thoughtless people doubt
less were wondering if there not something back
b6 IT, h had retained his old connections, it prob
ably would have been whispered that General Motors
vast organisation applying pressure al tho way
Newn the line to swing votes for Smith.
That Of course would have been m obvious absurdity
But some people would have believed it, Raskobs
rnson clears the ar and makes plain to the dullsst
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Editorial Comment
SUBSTANCE AND THOUGHT
canadian Churchman.

wise father directed his son to mark letter Of the
alphabet each one of thousand little cards and
then throw them all high into the air. to observe
whether chance would them to fall into any in
elligent order design So he taught him that there
must be the thought Of Bernard Shaw behind the let
ters before the judgment can be challenged by living
drama. There must be the thought of Kipling be-
hind the alphabet before the imagination be thrilled
or the will aroused BY impetuous poem. There must
the great organ thunder its emotion its triumph
Behind the artists brush there be the thought Of
a Raphael before the fond Madonna look upon US
with her ustrous eyes Similarly behind the and
stars and planets that make up this tremendous uni
there must be the thought Of God, wise and
alive.
Behind all substance. all movement and all life is
thought for without thought there be existence
animate or inanimate
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KEEPING THE WAR FRESH

number Of walters in a certain Paris restaurant
have been accustomed to their black uniform
coats medals in the World War. The Croix de
Guerre dangled from many obsequious chest the
pate de foie gras went sailing through the air.
Now the management Of this restaurant has forbid
hen the walters to their decorations.
The medals give offense, it seems. Peace-time pa
irons don't like to be reminded Of the It has been
over for nearly ten years. and the
0aent feels that it ought to be forgotten.
This is perfectly natural attitude especially for a
restaurant serving the better class of people, It must
be rather embarrassing for journalist let say who
Mhooped it up for La Parie and boodshed in July Of
1914, and Struggled down safely to his desk for the
next four years. to reflect he nbbles his hors
d'oeuvres. that the who served him spent four
gears in the trenches.
Yet there things that ought not to be for
gotten. And the World War is one of them.
Human nature forgets things easily 1t is one Of the
things that helps make life endurabe Bitter expert
ences have way Of getting softened by time. But
This is not entirely advantage.
The burnt child will never learn to fear the fire if
be doesn't remember how badly it hurt him. And this
blunderl.: world will learn to avoid that "next
war; we're always talking about if it doesn't manage
remember what terrible thing the last was.
The human suffering brought by that conflict was
ID its total simply beyond computation 1t only be
Imagined. No in his senses would countenance
repetition Of it unless there other way out.
But when the next Unrest Of comes that suffer-
ing will be forgotten. Influential people will not
member it. They will hear the bugles and the BAN
and thrill to the thud-thud of marching feet and
they will remember that has always been; and it
will not appear to them in all its grisy awfulness And
without really willing any universal break they
will agree that war, once more sis inevitable"
War is seldom really inevitable. Patience
and intelligence could nearly always find other
solution If memory of the last could remain alive
and throbbng, people would make Of effort to
find solution when the next crisis came.
It is not yet time for forgetting. The World War,
IN every agonizng detail ought to remain fresh in
memories.
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CONSTITUTION NEEDS Study

The Constitutional Educational Association points out
that Sept H. next will mark the l4lst anniversary Of
the adoption of the Constitution Of the United States
In connection with the glad urges "a real
Inc Study the Constitution Week."
There is a proposition which ere glad to endorse.
The Constitution Of the United States praised more
and read less than any similar document in the world
probably. No stump speaker, persprng political
spenbinder, rotund convention headner, would
dream of finishing speech without some reference to
It. But this is mostly lip service Among those who
would be pained shocked and Mortified every pro-
vision OF the grand old document actually
TO the hilt many of those who are oudest in it's
praise
Some Of the men who made the Constitution and
framed its subsequent amendments may have had
very deep and abiding trust in the ability of the
age man to govern himself The views of Alexander
Hamilton, for instance are fairly we'll known But these
men had deeper disrust of governing classes
No one read the Constitution and it's amendments
without concluding that the trainers haunted by
fear that the countrys rulers might and again,
try to make democracy a shadow.
Read, you doubt it, few excerpts from the Consti-
tution
Congress shall make no law abridging the free
dom Of speech Of the press Of the right Of the
people peaceably to assemble"
THE right Of the people to be secure in their per-
sons houses papers and effects against unreasonable
searches and seizures shall not be violated and no
rants shall issue but upon probable cause"
mo religious test shall ever be required as a quafi-
cation to any office public trust under the United
States"
Those declarations fairly definite and clear. Yet,
during the last decade every of them has been in
sringed upon repeatedly to the tune of hurrahs from
eerain defenders Of law and order There has been
tendency to regard the Constitution solely an in
strument set to protect the status quo from sudden
and unwise changes It u.s. in reality instrument to
protect the people from excess of government.
Let's have STUDY the Constitution week. by all
means. And. while we're about it. let's really study it.
and if there aren't places here and there where
have forgotten its letter spirit, or BOTH We have
given it lip service long enough.
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BY RODNEY BUTCHER
(NEA Service Writer)

Washington, July 31.-Very soon
now we will have the anniversary OF
Calvin Coolidge's famous statement:
Il do not choose to run"
There is some slight prospect that
our posterity will celebrate "Do- Not.
Choose-to-Run Day." in memory Of
the occasion when a president had q
good chance to serve more than
eight years and turned it down.
If the election should 90 Demo.
cratic, there might be even some
sentiment for q II Have Not Day.
in memory of AL Smiths concise
reply when asked if he had changed
his mind about modification Of the
prohibition laws.
On such an occasion as "Do-N
Choose-to-Run Day" or II Have Not
Day. there ought to be simple and
impressive ceremonies and perhaps
it could be arranged to award & prize
to the man in public life who had
made the funniest or most remark
able public statement during the
year.
If such prize were to be awarded
this year there would be some hot
competition. The purpose Of this
story, in fact, is to point out some
Of the astonishing public statements
made since Coolidge got everybody
guessing.
Match, for instance, what George
Olvany, titular boss Of Tsmmany
Hall, told the Senate committee in
vestigating pre-convention campaign
expenses.
"Tammany," said Mr.. Olvai1y,
docs not take part in politics."
Mr.. Coolidge himself did very well
when he told congress in his last
message that Employment is plen-
tiful." It is, Of course, 4 little more
plentiful now.
No :ss than honorable menti.;i
must be reserved for Martin w. Lit
Teton, Harry Sinclair's lawyer. It
was the pudgy Mr.. Littlet31 who re.
ferred to Senator Tom Walsh, savior
Of the navy's oil reserves, as 8
"Meddlesome Matte
Will Hays would be sure to gel
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citizen that General Motors is IN industrial not po-
litieal, organization.
LINDBERCH's INCOME

Treasury department estimates place Col. Charles A.
Lindbergh's earnings during the past six months at
approximately $2O4,O0O.
That is pretty fair sort of income-one that even
heavyweight prize fighter or Z carefully marcelled
movie actor might be proud o. And the flying colonel
to way OF thinking, has earned every dime Of it.
It's refreshing to know that such a chap as Lind
bergh who scorned al the cheap, obvious methods Of
cashng in on his exploit turned deaf to the pub.
cty agents and made it very plain that he isn't flying
primarily for the money there is in it. reap golden
reward just the There will be mighty few PEG.
ple suspect who will begrudge it to him.
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THE BARRIERS NEW NAME


Old trades continue to find answers the query,
whats in name!" Now the BARRIERS by associational
decision, have fixed "chrotonsor for title of the
craft Reason for the change is given by Louis Nell
vaine general secretary of the National Association Of
Master BARRIERS. "Chrotonsor is the general name of
the profession, he said "just the physician
may specialists in many fields" All the beauty
paror operators hardressers and complexion special
ists we'll the BARRIERS, may be known chiroton-
sors"
Robbers, BARRIERS and clay compacters all labeled
alike Even the barber pole is going out of fashion.
Once sgnfied that the barber expert in blood
letting, and thus advertised the medical aspect Of his
business When the barber gave up blood letting by in
tenton he grew away from the Of the pole.
tremty has inspired emulation among the accepted
attendants of the other G. Stavrakas president of the
Bootblacks Protective union Chicago, tells why whats
bootblack?' Mr. Stavrakas asks. rhetorically and
then proceeds to answer himself: why shoe sinner
shine boy. and bootback Bootback is the Of
aged and honorable profession, which dates back to
the time of the Pharaohs Of Egypt, and bootblack it
stays"
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CHICAGO CLEANING HOUSE


Things breaking badly for big Bill the Builder y
Chcago's flag waving mayor.
One of his members Of the school board, the city
comptroller and his favorte chief Of police have
all quit their jobs There are persistent rumors Of
Meanwhile Big Bill" Thompson himself is in none
too good health at Wisconsin resort while he pom.
ders the recent court decision holding him and
some Of his henchmen liable for 100000 Of the tax
payers money.
The first bad luck happened when the voters be-
came aroused at the primaries and voted down the
Thompson Crowe-Smth faction 1t has increased and
now special grand jury is investigating with intent,
it is reported to bring in some indictments against
others high up in the political gang.
For the sake Of Chicago and the rest Of America it
is to be hoped that the house cleaning is thorough
Of late years the administration Of that city has been
travesty on decency and by-word Of reproaeh on
the lips Of those who discussed American political in
sttutions.
The most encouraging factor in the present situa-
ton is the increasing determination of and more
Chicago citizens to get rid Of big Bill" and the kind
Of grating terrorism which has flourished there.
Even Mayor Thompson not get away with his
buncombe forever.
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FROM COLLEGE TO
D.B.C. AND SUCCESS

High school, college, then con-
mercial training Il Dakota Business
College. Fargo, . temporary posi-
ton before finishing her course, :
good situation with Craly Insurance
Co. upon graduation; m excellene
future; this Is the career Of Mar
euerite Miller, bankers daughter.
B. w. Adams, university man,
took y. B. c. ACTUAL BUSl-
NESS training Copyrighted UNI
obtainable elsewhere) and has gone
20 the SEQ Line, 4 Endesiip. Bus
iness demands business educaEion.
Follow the SucceSSful. ~ Pre-
Fall term, Aug. 6th. Write F. L.
Wafkins, Psss., sos Frost s., Farsos
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TO SAVE HIS HOME
Newly-wed Clubman: Ny wife
cooked my lunch for th6 first tiIaA.
today.
His Friends Rsslly1 What did
you have?
Newly-wsds Indigestion. = Pass
jn9 Show.
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College courses these days seem
to include not only Greek. but .
a dentists body was found in .
lonely spot in the woods in Ohio.
We knew something like that was
going to happen som: day.
The Stats Of Senator Helms bed
in . hotel at Asbury Parl:, N. j.,
collapsed the other night and the
senator fell through. That's once
the senator 80 the floor. anyway.
Maybe the actors were barred
from the exclusive beach ct New
port because it was feared there
were some bad actors ameng them.
A writer Of Newspaper features
calls Charlie Curtis - very human
ftllev." Sure! You have to b hui
nsa to run Ter president.
A headline Gays: u. s. and
Britain Neck and Neck in Race for
Ar 4 Superiority" A. friendly as all
All the nations seem to be agreed
on Kellog9's pact TO outlaw war, but
Of course it may become necessary
for some 70 defend themselves oc-
casionally.
A Massachusetts, woman made .
hole-in-one, played the course again
and made the same hole-in-one.
Maybe Amelia Earhart didn't do 80
much after al.
c. Bascom Slcn.p il out to round
up the southern vote for the &. u. J..
But you can't lock up tie southern
vote until election time % you do
southern Republican delegates at q
national convention. Too many Ct
'em.
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ELTlNCE THEATRE

Jack Mulhall and Dorothy Mac
kali are featured in the comedy.
drama MAN Crazy" at the Eltinge
for Wednesday and Thursday.
With IN exceptional cast. besuti.
full photography and many comedy
touches, this drama Of New England
is one that should amuss and enter.
tain everyone.
MAN Crazy" ID adapted from the
Saturday Evening Post story 4Cla-
rissa and the Post Road" BY Grace
Sartwell Mason. It deals with the
daughter Of IN aristocratic old New
England family, who horrifies her
sedate grandmother by starting .
hot dog" stand along the old post
road, and then falling II love With
the driver Of . truck.
The capable cast includes Walter
McGrail. Edythe Chapman, Philips
Smalley. Ray Hallor. and many
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