The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1928-06-27

AZETTE, REDWOOD FALLS, MINNESO
British physicians now claim that crying is
good for cnes complexion, provided the latter
doesn't come off during the process.
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Anyone who tried to vacation during the
rains last week will agree with Voliva that the
world is perfectly flat. Also "stale and unfit"
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Only to insects do pebbles seem like noun
tains. Don't put yourself in the insect class by
being too upset over your small personal trou-
bles
A philosopher we especially hate is the man
who can be philosophical over OUR headache or
OUR heartache. We always wonder how he re-
acts to his own.
The man who drives car while under the
influence of liquor is dreadful proposition but
the man who drives while under the influence of
ego is almost as bad.
If physicians keep doing away with diseases
in the same manner as they recently disposed of
cronic appendicitis, pretty soon there won't be
any operations to speak of.
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If the people who have enlisted for dancing
swimming, running, eating, drinking and all SIM
liar marathons athons would all line up in a
working endurance test we'd get things done in
a hurry.
It's hard to tell which will look the hardest
and the longest in the direction of Texas this
week; the vets or the drys, the Republicans or
the Democrats. Really it promises to be quite
an interesting occasion.
Organizations who are occupied with rival
ing the Kiwanians are wondering if there is any
significance in the selection of man named
"Sapp" for president of that organization And
individuals who are watching all these so-called
service clubs" are pretty sure of it.
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Four years to get ready for the Kansas CITY
convention and four days to get it over! Just
about like spending week in getting ready
holiday dinner only to have it devoured and for
gotten in an hour or We wonder sometimes if
convention cities don't admit to themselves, after
the captains and the kings depart" that it really
wasn't worth the sacrifice.
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'Mr. Coolidge Gets Trout, Real Fish, Too"
blares headline in the ST. Paul Pioneer Press.
No news in that. Now if the Press could have
said that Coolidge Caught Six Trout, Cleaned
Them in the Back Yard, Mrs. Coolidge Fried
Them and They Both Ate Them Off the Kitchen
Table-now, that's our idea of some real news
from the Coolidge menage on the Brule.
We have all heard about the cabbage that
went to college and came back cauliflower. But
more recent evidence of the advantages of edu-
catiop is found in the sandpaper that goes into
refining institution of learning and comes out
an emery board for my ladys' toilet table. Sim
liar evidences of the magnificent advances from
the useful to the efete are abroad over the land.
A Council Bluffs paper says that if Lind
bergh really wants to get away from publicity
he should come out to Iowa and run for some
thing other the Democratic ticket. He
managed to get away from it for time one day
last week by simply taking little walk on Sum-
NIT Avenue in st. Paul while the laundering
herd was looking for him in the downtown dis
trict But this blissful condition didn't last long.
The Nation, that magazine of criticisms and
clever crabbiness edited by the apostles of un-
rest, contains many amusing absurdities. Rather
was the following little paragraph in the CLASH
fled advertising columns: "Young man, AGED
II, intelligent and sociable seeks, interested and
RESPONSIBLE position. VARIOUS BUSINESS
EXPERIENCE, Box TAP care of the Nation"
Up. S. The capitals are the idea of the Small
Towner.)
Anyone more or less intimately concerned
in the counting of votes after each election will
agree with the writer that it is time voting
hours are so changed that the count may be
started at six or seven o'clock in the evening in
stead of two or three hours later. Even count
ing the light vote Of the last primary kept judges
hard at it the most Of the night, and the general
election returns will add many hours to this re-
quirement. there is any logical reason why
polls should not be closed say at seven, that rea-
son has not yet been paraded before the public.