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Evening star., 1928-04-25
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BIZ WILLIAM BRADY. NJ. D.

cused Of collie" Is hunger. This may
be readily determined in any case pro-
vided you have not already piled the
unfortunate infant with alleged collie"
remedies just feed the baby his proper
milk mixture and he will quiet down
and pound his ear. II hunger Is what
allied him.
Every bimbo up to the age OF years
should be undressed. bathed, given is
or % minutes to play on blanket
naked. then put in his mighty or sleep
ing garment. fed and put to bed at 5
O'Clock In the afternoon.
No regular baby should consent 10
wear a lot OF flannel or other coddiing
over his stomach. No sensible mother
will subject her baby TO any such irri-
tating excess of clothing. The baby's
stomach should be kept just as warm
as his feet or his hands, but not
warmer
Free pamphlets on infant care are
cbtainable BY citizens who will address
request to the chief of the Children'S
Bureau, Labor Department. and the
Surgeon General. Public Health Serv.
! ice. Washington. D. c. These are now
somewhat behind the times. at least
the latest editions have seen are. But
the are the best free baby books !
can suggest.
Remember. now. no baby ever has
collie. and a baby well cared for very
rarely has any trouble that can possibly
be mistaken for collie.
lCopyfight 1872
Evening star., 1928-04-25
The Sidewalks Of Washington
BY THORNTON FISHER.

hopeful. where are your" shouted the
father. From the darkness came the
frantic reply. up here on the roof,
papa!" Borrowing a ladder and with
the heip of q neighbor the boy was dis
covered Strad6ling the peak of the roof.
After the rescue had been accomplished
at risk to the three the male parent
took his drenched son into the bath
room and demanded to know why he
had crawleo to the top OF the house.
Well" said the boy between tears, we
were playing fiying over the North Pole.
cot there all right, but couldn't get
back AGAIN." You stay away from the
North Pole" advised the father. sup
pressing grin; somebody has already
discovered It,"
We were invited to attend a 1rst
reading of an amateur performance to
be given by small local organiza-
tion, and. as usual. several arguments
rose over the lines and scenes. Most
of the Jokes and gags were of more
or less recent origin. One of the pro-
spective comedians insisted that thtp
had heen used Of late. and, inaSmuch
as most people had heard them. 1t
would be better 10 try some old stun
on the younger generation There
are no new Jokes" said another. "Prac-
tically all of our new stun is the on
Sprinc Of the old ones" After an
hours heated discussion it was finally
decided to try some old ores, Perhaps
some of our readers have heard a
few that we're chosen. and we do nct
believe II is breach of confidence
to mention several of the gags we
went up Jefferson street and found a
restaurant. and said to the waiter.
Bring us some cheese, please. The
waiter saws. I'm sorry. sir. but the
cheese is out, saws, Is that so? When
do you expect 1t beck?'
'"Thcn I says to the waiter, VIII YOU
mass the hutterP' Ny friend said, Just
wait a minute. It's coming this way
So l SAYS, We'll. after you have had
the refusal OF 1t. let 1t move over to
nv side Of the table. will you?'
When the waiter gave us the check
we both walked 10 the cashiers desk.
I saws. I'll pay the check NY friend
saws. No let me pay It said. No,
/ insist that I be permitted TO pay
IL Well. We stood there arguing about
IL. when my friend says to the cashier.
I suppose you don't care who pays for
II. do you?' No. I don't care, says
the girl behind the desk. Well, We
SAYS to her, YOU pay for IT, ana We
walked out together.
Here is another one some OF YOU
NAV remember and which will be used.
Two Irishmen were gazing at Meg
ara Falls. O'Reilly pointed 70 Horse
Shoe Falls and said Amt that Won
derful. Kellv?'
Wonderfully exclainls Kelly.
What's wonderful
why. to stand here and see oil
that water come rushin' over them
rocks
AZ don't see anything wonderful
about that replies Kelly. What the
- is there to prevent its comm
overp'"
While many Of the oldsters may
recognize these lines. there are doubt
less not a few younger folk who have
never heard some of the jokes their
parents and grandparents chuckled
over.
Evening star., 1928-04-25
The End Of the Colo Bout.

4A~ &~aA0 va kA& SGAA@ &RS&Ns
Az the ben rang, marking the close Of
the third round. grandma was still out
and the referee was still waiting for
the boy 10 bring the computing ma
chine 50 he could begin counting. In
the established Chicago manner. AS
for me. I was in neutral corner
sounding eff. DO you renember?--I
was conaenaning our bo2sted system OF
public education, because II so care
fully avoids anything Ike instruction
II the care OF infants. trade or cali
Ing which In the opinion Of educational
authorities. does not deserve the serious
c Jnsideraks0n Of our funny school sys-
TEN. / hold 1t would be boon to the
race II CTR schools would can Shelly.
algebra. folk dances and II necessary
composition or essay writing 10 make
room for a course Of instruction for
both boys and girls 10 70 IL years Of
age I'm the care OF infants.
Well nobody cares to answer that
one. Too radical. / suppose. All right.
lei II 20. 70 get back 70 the collie.
grandma ik evidently out 10 stay The
meeting III Oger But before you leave,
! want TO be sure you understand what
II fk al ABOUT.
You see, grandma ard | ciinched on
the collie question. Grandma averred.
as grandma aiways does. that collie can
happen ! politely yet positively and
scientifcaiiy asserted IL does not. 80
We vent 30 the nnat---0T rather grand
ma did. ! sprang an unexpected left
70 her wff7o ! made the astounding
Though nngilakably scientific assertion
that dissansten Of a portion Of the
alIn1cntary tube gives neither pain nor
distress. even though the fatulence or
retention o. formation Of sas or air be
extreme enough 70 convert the belly
into drum. That finished grandma,
and fa1s bout.
The most common cause Of the cry
ing and other antics Of the infant ae-
Evening star., 1928-04-25

and in the viSor of chisroscuro. He
labored for years in developing his SUI.
perb talents. He died i4o years ago.
and ii is questionable If he would have
received anything like $500 which
probably would have been more fahu-
lous in those days than IL is TO-DAY. II
Is reasonably safe to assume that he
got a ridiculously insignificant figure
for his work Perhaps We may attribute
our lack of appreciation of art and art
lists to the manifold diversion Of the
modern age However, 1t seems Ia me
that We have lost our perspective wANn
we become highly reused because $780,
600 is paid for a notable Gainsboroucn
end accept IL as a matter Of course
that a Tunney or Dempsey Is entitled to
81, ,0oo, 900 or more for beating men In
o prize ring Am wrone?" What do
cur readers think about it7
Small boys are imitators. Likewise
they are adventurerS and explorers. The
other night q l2-year-old lad living in
the outskirts OF town was missed by his
q rTsf@A "a
Evening star., 1928-04-25

The Harvest Wagon" famous
painting by the noted artist Thomas
Gainsborough. was knocked down the
other day for $S6o,0oO. No modern
ring gladiator Is willing to be knocked
down for that sum or several times tho
price. An intimate friend, a profess
sIcnsl painter, is 2 rabid boxing fan
end attends most Of the major contests,
50 that hS cannot Ne accused of preiu-
dicf, He writes; Il protest that il
should not be regarded as unusual for
TuNh snrn5 ~ be paid for art, The
pity Is that live artists So often do nos
receive IN currency tho true value ot
their product. Comparisons are cdtous
Evening star., 1928-04-25
Is the Morut of Venus:

/. Large, we'll de slopcd: or
.. Low, undeveloped7
3. Marked with deep lines running
from the base OF the thumb toward the
middle Of the palm?
4. With lines running across the
mount parallel with the life line?
is THE MOUNT OF LUNA:
s. Large and firm; or
6. Low. undevelopedP
7. With lines on the lower part, to-
ward the wrist?
Answers.
/ You are a delightful person to
know--warm- hearted, generous. sympa-
thetic, always optimistic and gay. Col
or rhythm and music appeal to you
strongly. Your heart is big; but, In
turn, you want to be loved-and you
always are.
. Your nature is cold and hard
and extremely selfish. You have neither
enthusiasm nor initiative and lack real
artistic sense. You are rather revenge
full and do not easily forgive an injury
3. Many worries have come into youl
life. each one affecting YOU deeply
Some have been real crises: others tri-
fiinS matters about which you worried
unnecessarily
4. Your life has never been free from
the influence of well meaning relatives
They have been real annoyance to
you often, and always nuisance.
S. You have ine creative imagina-
ton. vision and love of the beautiful.
beautiful scenery. You are fond OF
reading, especially fiction and poetry
and are great day-dreamer.
&. Your tendency is to grow discour.
aged very easily. and this causes you
much moody unhappiness. Your lack
of enthusiasm. too. makes your life
rather colorless.
z. An excess Of nervous energy keeps
you restless. always wanting to be
somewhere else. To satisfy this long
ing you will travel great deal, espe-
cially by water
tropyrtEht 1881
Evening star., 1928-04-25
Annie Shortcake.

Make a good, smooth apple sauce
and season II well. Make the short
cake OF biscuit dough, split and butter
II hot and Ill with the apple sauce.
Have ready good soft frosting and
cover the top. Serve with fudge sauce.
whipped cream or with maple and wall
nut sauce
Evening star., 1928-04-25

y - - N4sasnA -
art and ring skill.
l9'll Il Sseaas tc me
thEt the world "a
cut of StsS With
1 All when 3 boxer
fcrmsrely knock
Ing sGncSo5y out
Csn receive a Yrail-
lion dollars and
ertlStS and musi-
cans ars fortunate
Il they acquire one
tenth as much du-
ring an entire life
time. Gai'isboroueh
was the first great
English Landscape
artist and his
works excel In
81 ~l,vaNSe ~ HsAiNrifNc
Evening star., 1928-04-25

family. InS AhKG1eT
vhistled for his
son and the mother
called In vain.
Dinner was waiting
and his absence
was SO unusual
that the family
was about to set
out on Q scouting
expedition through
the neighbor hood.
They rad Just
reached the side
walk In front OF
the house when
they heard q series
of boyish yells. The
rain was falling
and ohscure6 the
vision 80 that the
rarents could not
Evening star., 1928-04-25

Each day SUFFICIENT rain falls upon
the earth to fill a reservoir 400 miles
square TO a depth Of 10 feet. 1t de-
scends at the rate OF ie,0o0o 900 tons A
second
Evening star., 1928-04-25
MENU FOR A DAY.

A5A&&N " a ~ ~ -
BREAKFAST.
stewe0 Apricots
Bran with Cream
Baked Eass, Broiled Bacon
poposerx Coffee
LUNCHEON.
Baked MzcaFoni and Cnssse
fstewed Tomatoes
Rye Bread
Orange Sponge Cake
Tea
DINNER.
Vegetable Soup
Broiled Beefstsak
CYearled Potatoes. Boiled Spinach
Hearts of Lettuce, Russian Dressing
Banana Pudding
Coffee
PoPOyERs
One cup sweet milk. one cbp
four. ofls esq. pinch salt 0est
well. put IN gem pans srlo 0zEe
ln Giiieg oven.
FAKED kkChROkI WITH
CHEESE
Put layer previously sookeo
nGzGaKoni into s,ltteree baking
6IA1. cover with gTatE6 cneefe
nov another LAYER uSx1sToni end
fssen layer ~ CHEESE. Pour over
tfgas wojis sauce made by melt
ing ore tablespoonful bitter, a0e-
lng ogae Tablespoonful -four. one
fourth usSDtonful Szit End few
grains pepper. Stir until smooth
400 osse cup milk and Jet Dgil
until aslackenee. Pour this oYeE
saaeaxoHi. coEGF with crumbs. 6ot
generously with Dits butter and
bake until crumbs are brown.
Your YaanST0ni wsa ssIte6 a. it&
first eooksne. - 10 need 81 more
nos. unless you prefer II,
ORANGE SPONGE CAKE.
Cna cup sugar. one cup -four,
F,re half eup boiling wafer. tNo
egge. one tesEpoonfuI baking poi@*
der. pinch salt. Beat egg yolks
ard sugar together until light.
SO boiling water, n9Br and
l,aselus powdeg, tllen add stifsg
besffgs whites of eggs Eske IN
twn Jelly tins. lined with paper.
I. ,as1eYsls oven 70 minutes.
vget DspeT with cold water ~ re-
,.sove put cakes together With
orange icing made ~ fellows
Orange icing MiE two table
sno0nfDls orange Juice Win
4n0Dsa aOnfectsoners sussf W
MAKE sfgla0fh Dssih Cover fsAs,
This All Dry In feg minutes.
Evening star., 1928-04-25

THERE IL now q new way Of whit.
y enlng the skin. A way that acts IN
moet essee almost overnight, yet that's
without the ifritant elements of old.
time Mbieaches 4" A bLeaeh that acts az a
sktn t0nse a. u,ell as blsaeI.
You apply IL like cold cream 10
night. Tomorrow morning o marked
difference IL noted. In two Or three
days, your skin IL wonderful Soft
~ ehIld's; 4 ~ b shades lighter, Free
of freektes, i,lotehes, bla ekhsads, i'm.
perfeeilons Women are iiocklng togs
use. Beauty experts widely urge II.
Evening star., 1928-04-25

IL Is called Golden Peacock Bleach
Creme the discovery Of world.
famed laboratory devoted exclusively
10 skin whitening research. Some 30
eminent doctors, scientists and skin
specialists worked in its development.
l0years were spent perfectingit. Over
900 formulas were tried and dis.
carded before the right one was found.
Thus II marks new era In modern
beauty culture. And supplAnts en-.
tifely old-time methods. It's bleach.
ing Agent IL one Of the most potent
healing agents known. One that ur.
t,lAIly every doctor uses. Old.tlme
bleaehea depended loo often for their
results on irritaDt elements.
ltnakes dark skin q needless folly
for any woman 10 suffer even for an.
other day. some 800 900 women now
employit itissold at all drug and de.
paTiment stores. And results unquaIi,
Gedly guaranteed, Or money retufned.
Evening star., 1928-04-25

CTOCKINGS that simmer and
- elisten in the brilliapt glow of the
footliehts-what critical scrutiny they
receive! What strenuous wear!
Often the stockings worn by chorus
must stand harder wear in a single
night than those of the average woman
receive in weeks.
Yet every woman knows what
problem it is to keep stockings new
lookine-and how vitally important,
when stockings represent such large
part of her clothes budget!
New York's big musical shows and
famous successes face this same prob
lem, maenified many times over.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
Flees With Child
After Getting Car

A report was received at the
sheriff 5 office Saturday afternoon
to the effect that an automobile
belonging to b. ID. Jones had been
stolen. A short time later Jones
oallcd from Il garage, saying that he
Lad located the ear but that the
proprietor refused to give him the
machine. The .jailor instructed the
garageman to turn the car over t.
jones.
Then yesterday things began to
lappcn. Mrs Il. d. Jones reported
10 the sheriff $ office that her
child was missing. An investigation
vas begun and it was learned by
The authorities that Jones and his
wife had been having trouble, III
fact their martial relat IONS were
about to be severed in the divorce
court.
An attorney in the case had had
the car tied up at the garage until
tie case> could be brought before
The court, pending settlement Now
the automobile, Jones and the child
ave among the missing. 1t is alleged
tiat Jones arrived at the home north
of IIoltvilIe yesterday afternoon
end took the child, fleeing in the
gar
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
All CLUBS OF
VALLEY EN- JOY
fine MEETING G

Saturday was the occasion of a
| rousing meeting of the All clubs of
the various county farm bureau cen
| ters in the American Legion rooms
at the county courthouse. w. II.
Ralston, assistant state leader OF
farm advisors was present and as
sisted d. L. Creighton, assistant
county farm advisor in charge of
club work, during the day.
Plans were made for the next
achievement day to take place April
81 at the experimental farm at Mel
GLAND. A fat hogs show will be the
contest feature and the boy whose
hog wins the prize will get the
revolving sow until the next
fellow wins it.
Mrs. A. C. Tinney, Mrs. J. p.
! Waggoner and Mrs l.. G.. Gore were
named a committee to take charge
of providing the boys and girls of
the All clubs with lunch ON achieve
ment day.
Three demonstrations were given
by teams from West Side, Alamitos
and Meloland. The Alamitos girls
gave a demonstration of selecting
and purchasing shoes and stock
ings, and West Side girls of the use
of a health chart and the boys of
Meloland demonstrated poultry
culling.
After the meeting, Mrs. George
IIickcox of Westmorland taught
the club delegates a number of new
Al songs and Bob Ralston instruct
ed the boys and girls in plsying
some new games on the court house
lawn.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26


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fusal to leave home when the wat
crs first started rising.
Thousands of acres of farm land in
the Sacramento river valley were
under water. Many bridges We're
washed out.
At Marysville the Yuba river was
falling today. The stream reached
the highest point there in 10 years.
Dozens of families in the lowlands
fled hastily and several Japanese
families were rescued in rowboats.
A strong levee protected the city
of MarySville. Sandbags were used
to strengthen the dykes against the
strain of the flood crest.
The Feather, Bear and PA jaro riv-
ers and several smaller streams were
also out of their banks.
The Pajaro river flooded a sec
tion of Watsonville and for time
threatened to reach the stage of
the disastrous flood of l9l6.
ASCpSLtCo
Officials of the Southern Pacific
railroad reported today that all
trains We're operating practically on
normal schedule with the exception
of the overland limited, which was
marked two hours late into San
Francisco.
Landslides caused delays Of from
two to six hours iE tine running
schedules of trains in northern Cal
ifornia and Nevada Sunday while
emergency crews worked at many
points to clear the tracks.
The state highway from Sacra-
mento to Folsom was under water
last night and roads at several 9TH
er points We're impossible.
Despite q rainfall of five and one
half inches in five days in the Yo-
semitic National Park, the all-ycar
highway into the park was in good
condition.
Ranchers and farmers of northern
California were fearful that the
heavy rains of the past few days
may mean serious drought in mid.
summer.
The rains melted SHOWS in the
Sierra mountains and caused the
water to drain quickly away.
The slow melting of the Sierra
SHOWS normally furnishes water for
many irrigation projects later in the
season.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
Monday, March 26, 1923
No. 1853
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the Superior Court Of the Stat
of California, in and for the
County of Imperial
In the Matter of the Estate O.
David L. Martin, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given, by tn,
undersigned, Doris B. Morgan, Ad
ministratrix of the Estate of Davil
f. Martin, deceased, TO the credit
ors of, and to all persons havini
claims against the said deceased, q
file them with the necessary vouchy
ers, within four months after tn.
first publication of this Notice, ii
the office of the Clerk of the Sup.
erior Court of the State of Califorl
MIA, in and for the County of I'm
perial, or to exhibit them with the
necessary vouchers within fouI
months after the first publication
of this Notice, to said AdministraI
trix, at the law office of j. II
Simpson, at Room IS, Bank of italy
Building, in the City of FL CentroI
Imperial County, California, which
said office the undersigned, selects
as her place of business in all mat
ters connected with said estate, in
said County of Imperial.
Dated and first published, this
9TH day of March, 1928.
DORIS p. MORGAN,
ADMINISTRATORS of the Estate Of
David f. Martin, Deceased.
NJ IL 10 26
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
CalexicO SWamps
Central Union

El Centre s Central-Union ball
team was handed a severe trouncing
by the CaleXico squad at the local
field Saturday afternoon. When the
barrage of home runs, base hits ana
free passes was halted the adding
machine records showed that Cal
cxico was leading by 81 to )
score. Para hurled great ball for the
visitors, striking out 10 Central
Fitters and allowing but few hits.
The victory gave Calexico Il firner
grip on the first place honors in
tie league race.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
No. 1922
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE SALE

WHEREAS. by deed of trust
dated August 10, 1922. recorded
September 10, 1922 in Book 194, at
page 81 Of deeds, Records of I'M
perial County, State of California,
to which record reference is hereby
made Lorne NJ. Meyer and Ellen E.
Meyer, his wife, did grant and con-
Vey the property therein and here
matter described to NJ. E. Single
ton, as trustee, to secure, among
other things, the payment of one
promissory note in favor of the
Missouri State Life Insurance Com,
pany, a corporation for SIP, 100000.
and other sums of money advanced
and interest thereon, and,
WHEREAS, default was made in
the payment of the principal sum
due on January l. 1927, and the
payment Of interest from January
]. 1927, and default in subsequent
payments of interest in accordance
with the tenor of said note and
trust deed, and in the repayment of
advances made in the sum OF
Sl436.39 and interest thereon from
April II, 1927, and the said Mis-
souri, State Life Insurance Com.
pany, a corporation, in accordance
with provisions Of law applicable
thereto, did record in the office of
the County Recorder of Imperial
County, State of California. no.
tice OF such breach of obligation
and of its election to declare all
Indebtedness evidenced by said pro.
missory note and secured by said
deed of trust Immediately due and
payable, and of its election to
cause the said property to be sold
to satisfy the obligations secured
by said deed of trust and to accom-
plish the objects of said trust. and
has demanded that the undersigned
trustee sell the property granted by
said deed of trust, in accordance
with the terms thereof, for the pur-
poses therein and herein stated,
and,
WHEREAS, more than three
months have elapsed since the re-
cording Of said notice, and said
default has continued to this date.
NOW, THEREFORE,. Notice is
hereby given that NJ. f. Singleton
by virtue of the premises and of
the authority vested in him by
said deed of trust as trustee, will
sell at public auction to the high
est bidder for cash in gold coin of
the United States, on the 10Th day
Of April, 1929, at the hour of 1000
a. m. of said day, at the northern
entrance of the court house in the
City Of Fl Centre, County of I'm
perial. State of California, all the
interest conveyed to him by said
trust deed in and to all Of the fol-
lowing described property situate
in the County of Imperial, State of
California, to-wit:
Tract 212, Township l6
South. Range 13 East, S. B. NJ.
according to United States
Government Plat of resurvey
approved January 5, 1909, and
September 81, 1911, and on file
in the United States Land Of
flee at Los Angeles, Califor-
MIA, containing 1871 acres
more or less;
Together with all appurtenances,
or so much thereof as shall be ne.
cessary to pay the total amount of
the principal interest, advances,
charges and costs then due and un-
paid.
Dated this 23rd day of March, 1928
NJ. +. SINGLETON,
(Corporate Seal) Trustee
NJ 26 A . 9
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
Power Amendment
Given Approval

WASHINGTON, March o6.-The
house irrigation committee adopted
another amendment to the Swing
johnson bill today giving Califor-
mia, Arizona and Nevada preferen-
tial rights over power produced at
Boulder dam.
The amendment, by Representa-
tive AREN'T, Republican, Nevada,
would give each of these state prior
rights to one third of the power
but requires contracts to be signed
within six months after application
is made.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-03-26
SEARCH FAILS TO
REVEAL TRACE OF
BRITISH VESSEL
ny United Press Leased Wire

HONOLULU, March 26.-Ameri-
can vessels searching for the tanker
British Hussar have failed to find
any trace of it, Commander l.. NJ.
Davis of the Pearl Harbor naval
base informed the United Press to-
day.
Commander Davis said the de-
stroycrs Ludlow and Burns and the
mine sweeper Whippoorwill shortly
after daylight today reached the
approximate position from which
the British Hussar was believed to
have sent distress signals but failed
to locate the ship.