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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09
Make 1000
CARS DAILY
Nash Heads Announce
N Records of Quality
Production

KENOSHA, Wis, Sept. 9.-Nash
Motors company officials announced
today that quality production or the
new 400" series cars in the great
Kenosha, Racine and Milwaukee
plants has reached the record total
Of more than 1000 automobiles daily
the highest precision manufactur-
ing mark recorded in the history Of
the company.
This record peak. which closed the
month Of August with a total produc-
ton Of more than $1,000 cars, and
which attained a one day peak OF
loo cars on August %, has been de-
veloped in little more than two
months after the introduction OF the
new Nash series to meet the greatest
sales demands ever experienced By
Nash interests. This is said to be
the result Of d carefully planned and
executed manufacturing expansion
system which will gradually increase
production through September and
October, within the rigid Nash stand
ards Of accuracy and fine workman
ship which form the cornerstone OF
the ccmpany's business policy.
While this production accomplish
mcnt has been going forward in the
three Nash plants, unprecedented de-
mand for the new cars has been piIinr
up ever increasing order totals for
the sales department. August opened
with $1,000 orders already on the
books for August delivery, and this
total had increased to approximately
$4,000 In the months closing days.
Both production and orders booked
made August the browning month in
company annals and convinced sales
officials that Nash business in Sep
TENDER will exceed even these high
marks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09
WHIPPET Is
PROVING HIT
Official of Company
Sends Report From
Foreign Country

4 John n. WHY'S, president Of Will
y~s-Overland, Inc, who recently went
TO Europe to make a study Of motor
ing conditions, following the opening
Of the new Willys-0verland assembly
plant in Germany, has just sen a
report 10 the factory sales depart
ment which indicates that the Whip
pet is attracting unusual attention
in foreign countries
With sales in this country double
any previous period, sales in the
European countries are showing the
showing the same rate Of increase.
according to the statement Of Mr..
WHY'S.
England and the Continental
countries want American built cars"
he SAYS, "and the rate &C which these
cars are being sold shows that the
desire is basic.
1T looks as though we could de-
pend on the European market 20 abb
sorb from IL per cent TO 10 per cent
Of our output on q maximum produc-
tion basis.
standard tread, the sturdiness Of
American built bodies, the tendency
81 American manufacturers to adopt
piston displacement dimensions
which in many ways are superior 70
European motors, are thoroughly APP
preciated by buyers in England and
on the continent.
. "Certain manufacturers, notably
In France are building up production
hrt not in the same ratio that the
demand for ears is building UP.
aThe Willys-O Overland Crossley
It'd. at Stockport, England, the new
Rerlin pant, and thle distributing
cr0anixation in the Scandinavian
ronntries. are all working at top
snred wiki plans for further expan-
siou rapidly being developed"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09
RECORD HIT
BY CHRYSLER
53,417 Orders Received
For September; Be-
hind Production

Chrysler announced yesterday that
It had received as Of September !,
orders for 53.417 cars for Septem-
Der shipment to Chrysler and Ply
mouth distributors and dealers. ].
W. Frazier. Chrysler and Plymouth
sales manager. saws this il BY far
the largest single months order for
ears the company has ever received.
1t follows Immediately after the
two months of greatest previous de-
mand in its history.
Demand for the as" and the
"65H and the Chrysler- Plymouth
since the day OF their announce
ment. July 5, has surpassed every
thing the company mas ever known
heretofore. reports Mr.. Frazer. In
response to it. he said, I'VE have
enlarged our productive facilities to
the highest point yet attained with
out being able to fill the flood Of
orders that have come to US from
every part Of the United States,
Canada and from overseas
The success Of the new cars has
been SO tremendous that every
NAt9~ANA aHu AAA Mo1NA AAItAtb1~D%
and dealer continues today to be
behind on orders. Many Of our dis
tributors have offered 10 take solid
train-l0ads Of cars. One came all
the way to Detroit especially to re-
quest an entire days output to per-
nit him to fill his orders.
I'VE have been unable to do any
thing like this. The necessity for
getting rs many cars TO everyone at
the earliest possible moment meant
splitting I'D each days output into
daily shipments TO every possible
distributing point in our utmost
effort to keep every sales outlet
on an equitable basis. and 70 keep
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09
Declares Ruler
Not Of Royalty

BUDAPEST. Sept. s.-tP-King
Alexander Of ~Jugoslavia. who Will
celebrate the seventh anniversary
of his accession to the throne on
November g.. is not of royal blood,
says the Hungarian newspaper Mag
yarshag." The kings grandfather,
the paper asserts. lies buried IN
the churchyard Of Bokseg. a wooden
cross marking the spot where his
BODY was laid to rest.
Prince Alexander KarageorEe-
witch. after his escape from Servia
in 1868. where in the course Of a
shooting party he killed his cousin
and rival Prince Michael Obreno-
witch. lived all his life In Hungary
as 4 small postal employe, asserts
the "Magyarshag." The Austrian
government refused to surrender
him to the Serbs. but his son Peter,
the father Of the present king, who
was a student in Switzerland, with
the help Of partisans az home. chal-
lenged the Obrenovitch and in the
tight eliminating in the asszssina-
ton Of King Alexander and Queen
Draga In the ROYAL palace az Bel
Grade in 1903 automatically brought
his succession TO the throne.
The Karageorgevitcn. the dynasty
Of King Alexander. was founded By
the late King Peter. who died in
1919
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09

ears moving everywhere rs rapidly
as we could"
Chrysler has consistently been
upsetting its previous greatest rec
ords for production and shipments
Each week. practically, establishes
q new high weekly mark. Septem-
Der output. while it cannot equal
the orders received. Mr.. Frazer re-
ports, viii be the largest month ths
company has ever known. Its last
previously announced high mark for
a single day of 1921 was surpassed
a q few days later by one Of 1854
to be exceeded later the same week
BIZ another Of 1870.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09

HAVANA. Sept. s.-(P-Increas-
ing numbers Of leprosy cases in
Cuba have resulted in urgent petit
tions made the government BY the
department Of sanitation for the
immediate erection of new wards at
the leper hospital at Rincon San
Lazarus.
Official reports show that 10n
cases cannot be attended and thar
the hospital is o~vercrowded. The
health reports say that many lepers
live in the interior on the island
without medical attention.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09
u. S. Drops Behind
In Latin America

BUENOS AIRES, Sept. s.-P-The
announcement by several European
steamship companies Of increased
service TO Argentina has focused at
tention on the fact that the United
States has not kept pace in the de-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09

Buen0s Aires hans also been announced
for the near future.
The Nelson line now has on the
ways 3 vessels for the South Amer
lean service, all motor ships. A Span
In company, also companies register
ed in Belgium, France and italy have
: announced new construction.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09

velopment or her South American
shipping facilities.
Argentine business circles ex-
pressed satisfaction over indications
Or n far-siRhted program in Europe
of building bigger liners for the Bra
zilian-Argentine route. "A Canadian
service from the St. Lawrence 70
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-09-09

CHICAGO - Charles Selling was
identified by a loud necktie m
wore at the time Of q hcldup and
was convicted.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20

it is funny. regardless sof whom the
joker may be.
He used to be shining light SO
cially; in fact( he was a social lead-
er, and could not help making friends:
No doubt he made far too many OF
them. All that was necessary was
bow, a smile, a handshake, and i've
minutes of perfectly insipld chatter
and he would be firmly established IN
the good graces of any given person,
male or female. Whereas, now he is
complete failure socially. He cannot
make any kind of a sally successfully;
he cannot tell a funny story. he is
utterly incapable of laughing at one,
except when hearing it for the tlrst
time, and-here is a secret for the
psychologists-unless the teller OF a
funny story can seem to be bursting
with mirth, nobody will see anything
funny about it. Some will deny this,
and it is undoubtedly true that there
are some men who can maintain "a
straight face" while causing others TO
howl with mirth, but | have observed
that such a man always indicates by
his expression tina the expects to be
considered funny. AS Commissioner
of Education James Fl. Mcconnell, of
Minnesota. once said, he "hangs out a
banner to show that he is about to
be humorous. Then, of course, every
ore can laugh in safety, for if the
man had had nothing humorous to say
he would have hung out the banner.
1t is merely a matter Of logic, you
see.
My friends worst sin, however, is
his inability to indulge in small talk.
Small talk is nearly always absurd,
and he cannot join in it without feel
ing its absurGity. In the eyes of So
ciety, this is absolutely objectionable.
Society may conceivably forgive a
man for not laughing at the stale
humorositieS of the common wise
cracker, but not for REFUSING to join
in small talk. The man who cannot
emit a steram of stupid gibberish on
all of the various subjects of which
his hearers know nothing, and he per
chance less, can never be successful
socially. And to take, or pretend tC
take, any pleasure in small talk, he
must be either an actor or a boob-ii
a boob, the shallower the better.
In short, this friend of mine is I
dolt, ninny, or what you will, (You
indulgent reader, will keep that t.
yourself.) And it is all the aftermath
of having once been nearly heart
broken. Fancy what he would be Xix,
if the disaster had been complete!
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
POSITIONS BEFORE
GRADUATION

Unframed workers hunt iob, !,
vain. Students at Dakota B ,Ui' u
college, Fargo, have no, ;,;,'%
handed to them" upon pradn,% c,S
or retire. K. |. Wade was DIac r,J
with Fargo Battery and Tract6r, ,1t'u
Lillian MAINS, with Reliance Mo
tor Co., Thief River Falls, be for.
finishing their courses.
d: B. c. ACTUAL BUSINESS
training (copyrighted-unobt,iDa,lSJI..
elsewhere), enables students to h.
gin work with experience.
Watch results. Follow III. g.,
ceSSful," May II. Quicker a
vancement. Write F. L. Watkiu,
Pres, 800 Front ST., Fargo.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
MANY QUESTIONS

We are two girls aged Is and are
very close friends. Do you think IL
is right for two girls to tell each 9th
eF all their secrets? What kind of
boys make the best sweethoarts. how
old should a girl be when she starts
using rouge, lipstick, ETC., and when
should she start going with bows?
How old should a girl he when sbo
gets married? Also how old mmst =
glrl be before she can go to ride with
Doys by herself and have dates at
nome! do you think girl ought to
go riding with two boys?
+
Dear girls, you have certainly pro-
pounded a good number of questions
ana they are questions to which it is
nard to give very definite answers.
10 the first question would answer
that II the two girls trust each other
very much, then they are true friends
and may with profit confide in each
other; but they should refrain from
telling anything that would cast dis
credlt on somebody. Nor should thew
tell anything which might make the
listener enviOus, or hurt the listener
Inc boys who make the best sweet
hearts are also the boys that make
tne best men-mOdest, hard WORKING.
clean-cut youths who have some seri-
Gus purpose in life and are always
courteous and gentlemanly. Tickle
boys should be avoided as husbands nc
tney generally keep on being tickle
all their lives. 'N'N
How old should a girl be when she
starts using rouge, lipstick, etc. ? If .
Slrl chooses to use the aids to beaut,
lhlnk 1t is up to her, entirely, when
she begins using them, although of
course would not advise young girls
to use them. e''''
Girls may have friendships with
boys at any age, provided the friend
ShipS are purely friendships. do not
thIhk they should develop any serious
relationships, with matrimonial inten-
IONS, when very young; but again 7
must ADMIT there is no set age when
theSe should begin. 1t all depends on
the glrl-and how old she is for her
age. ioi neI
A girl should get married when sbe
meets the right man. think Che
ought to be over Is or 10. althouob
Chere are instances of happv marr;ao-
es where the girl married earlier a
10 gong riding with a boy, or with
Two boys, that is all up to how lone
the girl knows the boy or bows and
now courteous, respectful and trust
worthy they are. 1t is always hest
TO have a chaperone, but if the GIRL
Is sure that she can trust the boT II
may be proper to go riding with him
alone If her parents know and do not
object. w ''o'
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
AN OLD SWEETHEART

OSdE MISS TOE
Recently my husband received a LET
ter from one of his old sweethearts.
lie showed It 60 me and asked me If I
would invite her to our home for a
visit. Now. l am not the least hit
Jealous but l am wondering if il is
wise to do as my husband wishes. I
am afraid he might find that he stilI
cares iOr her. ID. II.
l see no reason at all why Won
should not do as your husband asks
and invite the woman to your home
On the other hand, | see any humber
OF reasons why il woaid be bad policy
TO refuse TO DO so. Ii you Law undue
emphasis on the fact that She was
once your husbands sweetheart YOU
may put thought into his head that
otherwise would never NXist And see
ing the wom@l again may shattCr any
Illusions ne may have aad regarding
her. And. anyway, if lie = Se1ermia-
ed to see ne. he will do so-therefoSe,
why not let him see iler in your home
where you will be at your best and
any comparison must be favorable
The fact of the matter is, though, that
ne has entirely fargotten the other
woman was ever his sweetheart and
thinks of her only as a friend of his
youth.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
bH NanCU fart

Welcome the new tinted damasks.
all We hOusekeepers! The lesser crink-
les and spots that afflict the family
table pass almost unnoticed on these
charming colored cloths-and this
means a great saving of labor, espec-
tally where there are little folks.
The pastel tints of the new linens
bring delightful note of color into
the dining room where we appreciate
cheerful appointments more than in
any other room.
Picture primrose yellow cloth a pale
see green or amethyst cloth as a back
ground for your lowered china.
Tempting isn't it?
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20

The girl beside him -.
Ightiql words Qui !, GkHlsper the a.
pulsed thru his fraro ran ruShes Of IT, IT,
cheek. ave pass over
II was Marcel Wave.
Inc mere was a young lad,
Who hammered an nv, named Ann,
In In the midst Of the din gut plano.
The neighbOrs broke IN
And hammered mo-.
a nd hammered nor Anna, ,.:
HOsannah. "Or Ann
Wild Oats! What mn,,,.
SINS are committed in thy uan Of
Willy thought it would be u,
7, MN TO run his dads macbir Nice for
He got the car one dav II" ac4
Ills graves the cutest rtti 5. spring.
49, THAT 7 puts another face an II.
Ter, shouted tie mischeyi lon 'iie mat
s s as ne threw acid in his - n young
Business is fine" said ~.
dull" &c" Things 50
Screams cane fr-m beneath
trolley car. "Anothcr casa ', "s "a the
man at the bottom of it." VI ro me yo,
the confirmed cynic. remarked
Freshman Debater: "lyas
gument SOund?" 80 my ar
Candid Critic: "Yes-larool,.,
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20

You have to pay for your expert
ence-but don't pay twice for the
same one.
Prof. Ito stude): think you would
have passed this history if you had
paid little attention.
Stude: (aggrievedly): az paid as
little attention as possible, Pm sure"
"Well, | guess Pm all in" grunted
Jonah as he finished his subway jour
ney to the whales interior.
Ecstatically the young man heard
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
M25&t1arceA
&s0dUs dSSstaO DsrsOni sus <MSM#MZ&@
ASs 70 - o. nas asuspzp@ N%AyNSN\

was married? My husband objects to
this very much and think he is very
unfair, for there is no possible harm
in it. Please give us your opinion.
J. =.
How would you like your husband
to continue going out with the girls he
knew before he married you? | don't
believe you would feel very flattered.
While there may be no harm whatso-
ever in seeing old friends, if your hus-
band objects should certainly adj
wise you to yield to his wishes grace
fully. This does not mean that you
must give up your old friends entire
ly because you are married-but do
not see them alone. 1t may create un-
pleasant criticism and cast unflatter-
ing reflections upon your husband as
well as upon you.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20

Funny Freshman: Maybe | didn't
cut jim today"
Gullible Gladys: "Jim Who?'
Funny Freshman: Gymnasium"
What good is the world to a man
when his wife is a widow?
A novel young noble of Munique
Dressed up in SpatS and unique
This fashion debasement
Caused unbounded amaZement
His ideas were so really unique.
ooh, Varsity life it is gay
Says the fusser who fuses always.
Then come the exams,
The fusser he Grams,
But alas! It's too late in the day.
"Why don't you ask Tom to lend
you that five? Pm broke"
Well. did and he told me to go to
the devil"
what did you do?"
Naturally, came here"
Minerva: What do you expect to
do when you graduate 20
Bobby: "Guess I'll turn highway
man and knock peoples brains out
and gather up their money and use
it."
Minerva: "Why not gather up the
brains"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
"OTHER MENn

Dear MISS FIO;
DO you think it wrong for a young
married woman to continue seeing the
boys she went around with before she
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
For Burns and Insect Bites

Use damp salt to kill the pain of
burns, bee stings, insect bites, rash
and hives. Moisten the affected part
Immediately after the burn or sting
and cover with a thick paste of salt.
This will remove the pain and sore
ness.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
THE NEW STYLE

Dear Miss Flo:
am Il young girl of Is and not
cOuntdl bad looking. | use rouge,
powder and lip stick, have bObbed hair
and wear short dresses, not because
thing this is acting cute but because
| think il is up to date.
| also go out with boy occasionally
and wear evening dresses. Now in
my section is an old fashioned family.
They don't believe in the new styles.
They call me flapper, etc, anil say
they are sorry Cor my mother. | do
not attend dances or get Trunk. These
people can find no other fault but
just merely the new style.
Blue Eyes
Dear Blue Eyes, perhaps YOU over
do the New Style" a little bit. For a
girl of sixteen you seem to use arti-
ficlal aids for beauty somewhat extern
slVelY. | think it would be better for
you to cultivate your own natural
charm rather than strain toward con-
tormlty to what you call "New
Stlye'. Of course the family YOU
speak of may judge you wrongly, but
In attlrlng yourself as you do you put
yourself open to suspicion. | am glad
you do not get drunk-but | hardly
expect you to, at your age Dear
Blue Eyes, do not think | am trying
TO be harsh. | just want to impress
on you the Importance of appearance
es. Natural gayety and charm will
always impress the right persons
more than rouge and short dresses
will. And, after all, it is the good,
honest family folks that you should
want to impress rather than the casu-
al companions who follow the "New
Style"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
Preserving BrOOms and
TOothbrushes

Soak new broom in hot salt water
The bristles become stronger and wear
longer. New toothbrushes soaked in
hot salt water will last twice as long.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
For Gardeners

A little salt added to the water in
which they are kept will make cut
flowers keep longer. Strong brine
thrown around ounce trees will cause
them to grow and bear in a remark
able way. Salt strewn over asparagus
beds, generously, will kill weeds and
serve as fertilizer
Obnoxious weeds may be killed by
covering the stalks with salt. Salt
Sprinkled over the ground will keen
down weeds. Snails and earthworms
can be killed by sprinkling salt on the
sidewalks and damp corners where
they thrive.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
How to Clean Silver at Once

tlll big enameled ware kettel with
water, adding to each quart l tea
spoon salt and l of baking soda. Keen
water boiling, placing in bottom Of
kettIe piece of new aluminium ware
s:luch as pie tin or lid. Place silver
IN water so each piece of silver touch
es the aluminium or another piece OF
silver in contact with it. Soak five
minutes, remove silver to hot suds.
wash off tarnish and dry.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20
STAHLBERGER
SANDWICHES
TIL WELL KNOWN BROKEN
HEART
JOHN ARTHUR STAHLBERG

"There was a lover and his lass,
With hey and no and hey -
roninO."
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-04-20

Ecstatically the young man heard
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-02-09
SPEED MARINES
AFTER SANDING
Troops of NiCaraguan
Leader Concentrating.

III THitcd Prose
MANAGUA. Nicaragua, Feb. o.
United States marines were rushed
to the Matagalpa district today,
where it was reported that followers
Of Gen. Augustine SANDING, rebel
leader. we're concentrating.
1t was reported here that william
De Sayigny, American vice CONSUL
at Matagalpa, had asked additional
aid, while Harold Patterson, British
charge de- affaires here, has told
United States Minister Eberhardt
that he expected full protection of
British lives and property as had
been promised.
The marines were taken to the
Matagalpa district in motor cars
Communicated by the Nicaraguan
government.
Reports here were to the effect
that General SANDING was leading
his own troops i'll the Matagalpa dis
trict. He was said to have a force
Of about 500 mounted soldiers and
was dividing them into raiding
groups of between fifty and 100
soldiers in each group.
Many laborers were reported flee
ing from the west coffee plantations
OF the district in fear of the San
dino raiding bands.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-02-09
z HURT BY AUTOS
Youth Struck While Pushing
Car '0ut of Cas-

Struck by an automobile at Twen-
ty-Fifth and Delaware SITS, Wednes-
day night while he was pushing his
own car, which was out of gasoline,
Dwight c. Graves, of 2949 N. Della
ware ST., is in a critical condition
at st. Vincents Hospital today.
Glenn ODell of 4616 Ralston ST.,
who told police he was blinded by
bright lights Of an other car, drove
his car into the rear of Graves
automobile.
Miss Viola Gillaspy of Franklin,
an employe at the State School for
the Blind suffered serious injuries
when she was struck by an auto
mobile driven by George N. Grin
steiner 522 E. Market ST., while
crossing North st. Grinsteiner was
arrested.