New Britain herald., 1928-04-07
THE OBSER VER- Makes Random Observations
 On the City ano Its People

Hiding in a parcel post receptacle
 on Main street listening to the con- versation:
 . . and says to my husband
 Say, do you think I'm goin' to
 church Sunday with these rags ? you should see it, it's per tectly stunning in cold
 storage for the. summer and they
 guarantee against moths |.
 regardless Of that l think Paones- sail win just because I wuz
 cheWin gum she made me stay after school l think he's an ape
 but Myrtle just raves over him
 .. . not as good as it should be
 bat things ought to pick up this
 summer with a presidential election
 coming on '. and when you sec
 that light turn red, stop !.
 my arms are broken carrying all
 these bundles so reasonable,
 too. Only $1.9S ain't he just
 grand! Best actor on the screen to-
 day sure tn Tanks will re-
 pNht lOohlt LII IlolSc
 such striking colors in everything
 nice. of course, but such
 make up. You'd think she'd get
 wise they tell me her hus-
 band makes only $22 week. l cant
 see how they can afford
 don't talk bridge to me. I'm off
 public parties. Too much talking
 across the board . with tLat
 new kind of ginger ale and a dash
 of applejack and my moneys
 on Bartlett . they're simply going crazy on their prices for shoes
 they said they'd have it
 ready for a tryon today, too huh. that guy'd order ice cream at
 a road house .. my head is splitting trying to get the children
 fitted out for Easter I'm tired Of drives and I'm almost broke
 . Oh, l know I got the wrong address on that card and when she drives down the street she won't speak to a soul, the snob
 and my husband tells me that if that fresh winks at me again he'll . yeah. them cops has their headaches in business just like anyone . . . he would get light euit even though . . blow your horn, you fool well, it's good enough for him. l told him not to take off his heavy . . pipe that swell Jane with her mother . nav. legs don't mean nothin' no more after I told him dis tinctly I didn't want it cut short in the back wouldn't you think they'd leave their baby carriages at home when they come =. . and the landlord said he'd reduce the rent five dollars if they'd it's bunk, just bunk .. <. yess'r, nine tons this winter '. 7. gee, he's a swell dancer Oh dear, no, father wouldn't allow me to carry bundles .. for three l couldn't get a thing to agree with him then We put him on they say be beats her . be sure to keep it in a dark cellar for month . and to think he had a good job once it must be awful to be blind he in- sisted it was navy blue but I knew better l heard she had an awful time . paper, mister! . you should never use more than two eggs . so, ] says to the boss, hey howdaya get that way?' shes a regular cyl inder for knocking her hus- band treats her wonderful .| you wouldn't think that feller had three children the way he acts 2, 1 don't know how she affords all those clothes. 1t seems mighty queer 10 me <. an old timer would never know Main street now and I'll get some cold meat down at the delicatessen store don't do that right on the street, everyone will sec you :.
 if her jaw is still a minute then my names Cleopatra . . l heard say he chews tobacco right in her parlor thanks lot how'd you like to wake up every morning and sec that face next to you on the pillow? Not me the way I run my fire we don't have a bit of cindcrs . :. and he says to me and 1 says to him and we say to them
 Forgetting for the moment the fact that entertainments accom-