Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-26

NJ RS. FEITLEBAUM-Yi vi
M Geeve a look. John Geelbert
IV Oy. a dollinki!! vi VI Y
1 Y i -Bibby Deniels-Reechard
Bottlemess!il Look Merton
Dawiesli!-Junn Cruffordl!!-Wirginis
Welli!l Look Ramon Nawarro-Wers
Gordon!!i vi vi Yi--Whooz dee:
oneqp? I know her. bot I COULDN'T
tink de name Whoozit?
Looy-Just one of de bathin beauties
dat stopped bathin, ha ha! Well stupid
didja git Bill Haines's autograph In Vel
album??? Come on let's go. l wanns
see Charlie Chaplin!!
MIR. Feitlebaum-him-Se egnatures
witt huttografes in de helhums. Dots
all dey doong here.
Looy--Sure--Hey, de kid links yer
star pop, sew q button on page -four
of his album fer him an let's go
wanna see Chapli1-Me pal Harry
Croker is gittin us in. C'mon Nom
cmon stoopid Cmon Mrs. Noftolis--
Drown Boitrem an let's so.
SCENE ..
Chaplin Studio.
Mrs. Noftolis-So dots Cholley Chep-
lin-geeve a look it's paint by heem on
de nose. Sure, look 1t comes hum on
mine feenger-Heh hen! OF cuss you
making lost de fonny peectures, Meester
Cheplin-~Dees dun't rilly FIGURING Till
brainwoik. You jost making treeeks
Heh-Boitreml Boitreml Is dees nize
YOU should breaking in heff Meester
Cheplin's camel Modder dunt approow-
ing dees Boitrem! Boitreni. stop ter
ring huff from Meester Cheplin de mus
fash! Modder Is Negotiated Boitrem
Heb heb! You know raver so to de
moofies. It dun't appilting to me de
slep-Steecks peectreSt Jost sometimes
for de eheeldren's sake we gung wnan
1t heg a ivvining huff de Franch Gov
ernest--witt de tooteress! OF cusS dees
was fake In de Coicus witt dc Monkizz
suppuzze-Dey taking averytinE
Stop taking hout from de camera dc
deebon~~Boi-Bo itrem-~put beck dc
rond piece gless while its toining d.
men de hendle.
Gimme Boitrem. Hml Teeck giesS
A lance ha?2~-Cops vi vi VII
deen't nutticed de ecncritt--So you'll
sand to de glacier 10 feex It, SO you'll
chodge It huff wot I'll play for one
day In de hextras by de kraut pipple--
OF cuss It's not dc $7.50-~Jost wheem
now witt fed by de sessiety pipple we
should puzzing for treel in dc moofieS
1t should helpin along you peecture-So
I-~-Boitreml de reebon. dc reebon--Wait
so I'll unwound 1t so-~Oh de sun SpoilS
dees-xInl~-~a chip crate culluloit no
Doubt Hnl~~-see he dunt rilly got bees
f1tt Jost de shoes is beeg Geeve q
look pipple, so Is dere no toeSl
Oops I deen't-mant TO jomp YOU on
de hinstap hIeeSter Cheplin. Boitrem
stop breakfna by Meester Cheplin de
doiby--Modder Is provoked, Boitrem,
Ho, by de way dees some frauds wot dey
leeving In de Bronx~-MeeSuS Feitie-
baum.
Mrs. Feitlebaum~-Cholly, you dol
link you know. seek und look on de
peectures wot It rtlrrS a whole teeatre
pipple so irrlgoddless. l imegine you
doong for me alone itch leedle hection~--
Mr.. Feitle baum So Isidore
(SAdACkl de wex cake witt de kelso-
mine pies wot II was rented for de
peecture YOU ate alrady from de stage.
haiti tSNfACKl A hostrieh you bicame
In Hollywood odder a nenny quit yate
You should eating ulsters from. de
stomach, hap lSMACKl
iooy-~Calm yer fears pop-After
y been hittin DIES Barbeeues out here
fer two months " kin live on anything
am right Charlie? Hey Charlie.
v remember Dough an Dynamite ha hal
Dat an q pitcher of me woikin is de
only tings dat ever made de old man
laff. Me an a guy named Mugglewitx
usta go around from one nickel joint
to annodder lookin fer de little guy