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New Britain herald., 1928-10-11

It must amuse Polar bears when
they come across torn flag cling
ing to u sharp point of Ice.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-11
What Is the Worst
STOMACH ACHI;
You Ever Had

Here Is department which We
feel will interest young and old as
every one has stomachaches. You
will enjoy reading about other peo-
pies stomachaches and they will
enjoy hearing about yours. for mis-
cry loves company. Address your
letter to The Worst Stomachache
Ever Had Editor, The Fun Shop.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-11

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
$500 = Year
$500 Three Months
.5c Month
New Britain herald., 1928-10-11

Dear Sir:
l will never forget the stomach
ache / had on the day of the Elks'
picnic one Fourth of July. Right
after lunch ! ate a couple of bags o!
peanuts. some popcorn. and bottle
of soda. and was sitting under a big
oak tree thinking how nice it was to
be out in the country. when all at
once an awful pain seemed to shoot
through me. .......
1t got worse and worse and al-
though ] went to the lunchroom
and drank four or five cups OF COT
fee. 1t got no better, and finally !
had to go home and my whole aft
ernoon was spoiled by the stomach
ache which was the worst stomach
ache I think I ever had.
Miss Lolita Cramps
PainSville, Ohio.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-11

Americanism: Fastening to buy
the new play-pretty; wishing you
had waited for the improved model.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

day at Union League Park at
2:30 o'clock.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
RINCLE TAKES
SCORING LEAD


Ringle. Gallaudet's fullback, step
ped into the lead in the individual
point scoring for District college
players when he totaled four touch
downs against Shepherds College
on Saturday, The Kendall Greener
thus added "a points which gives
him sum Of 40 for his seasons
work.
This was the only important change
in the standings as Duplin, of George.
town, who formerly held the lead
with 43 points, remained at that
figure.
Jim Mooney, who chalked up
his eleventh straight placement
kick against New York University
on Saturday, has a. commanding
margin in. this department with IL.
The co,nolete list follows:
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
Original Pontiacs Are
Seeking Court Clashes

The Original Pontiac club, Of Bal
tfmore. wishes to schedule games
with washington duints. The Pom
tiacs are the strongest 125.pound
basketball team in Baltimore. Last
year they won SIS games, among
their wins being victories over the
Susquehannocks winners of the
South Atlantic championship.
The Pontiacs are being coached
by Dutch Baer. of the Newark
Pleasure Club, and are expected to
be the leading quint in Baltimore.
For games with the Original Pom
tiacs address Harry Ginsberg. 1914
North Payson ST., Baltimore, Md.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
Horses To Watch
By Paddock

PIMLICo RACE TRACK. Nd.
Nov. 5.-TWITTER- Showing nice
speed In the morning and should
run well first out.
SPEAR ROCK-Seems to like
this racing strip. Follow up.
BLACK MARIA--She did not run
her race in the Washington at
Laurel. Has trained well since
coming here.
SIR HARRY-Is right at tops
and will take a world of beating
in his next start.
IR0NSIDES- Going to prove a
tough one to down on this course.
FRED BUELLr-Just cheap
trick, but can win when properly
FIRE DOG-Going along in
manner that suggests corking
effort next time out.
STRETCHER--Has worked well
since arriving from New York
EXCALIBUR--Mud improves this
one. Is right at tops.
BULLETIN--Has been given a
careful prep. Keep tab on the
entries and hop aboard this enc
first out.
BLUE HERON-One worth re
EPHESI.AN--You can't go wrong
following this one.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
|NOHAWKS NE { D
!.
POLISH

The Mohawks will this week at
tempt to polish up their offensive,
which was woefully weak in the
game yesterday against st. Mary's
Celtics, which the Indians Won by
d I4.to-7 score before Approximately
4 1000 spectators The Mohawks op-
pose the Richmond tVa.l Blues on
Sunday afternoon at the Clark Grit
fifth Stadium
Coach Craig Wilton has appar-
emily discovered that some of has
baclxfield men are not leaving their
feet on Interference. In fact. there
are some who remain stationary
when they are not carrying the ball.
The Mohawks were fortunate in
winning from the gritty Celtics yes,
terday. as the Alexandrians clearly
outplayed the District eleven in the
last half and threatened on several
occasions However. they lacked
the scoring punch to push the ball
across.
Ray DuFour. as usual, was
IN the limeIigIlt for the VictOrs
SandIot followers are realizing
that here is b real germ OF the
George McCabe and bud Saur,
former Georgetown aces appearing
with the Celtics, gave the Nir-
rinidns the class that placed them
on an equal footing with the
Hawks. McCabe had no trouble
whatever in piercing the Mohawk
line or evading the secondary de-
tense. He also tossed passes with
precision and was a constant
worry. Saur smeared many A.
Mohawk play and invariably drop
ped the ball-carrier behind the
scTtmmage line.
a forward pass, Brunette to Col
Here, placed the Mohawks on the
alien seven-yard stripe early IN the
first period and Brunette edged
over for the touchdown. Fee Col
Here added the extra point on
drop-kick.
when McCabe, taking an aerial,
broke through the left side OF his
own line. wheeled to right and
ankled IS Yards for a touchdown.
s.Davey Crockett, who played a
sterling game for the Celtics. con-
verted the extra point
The Mohawks leaped into the
lead. never to lose it again. when
Admiral Dewey capped Mohawk
onslaught by twisting % yards for
4 touchdown In. the second period.
Ed Abbotticchio crashed over for
the added point.
The Apaches did not play
yesterday because of wet
grounds. The Little Indians
will be hosts to Joe Ganey's
Palace A. O., this coming sun
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
ToDAY'S SCRATCHES
LATONLA

FIRST RACE Howard Lee. Saucy
Sue. Miss Maggfe. AspinwaIl Girl Bon
BON. Zorka, Never Bust, Adams Apple.
SECOND RACEPriceless, Old Tom,
Jim Banola, San Utar Colonel Trick,
Theo Red. Master Walter
THIRD RAGE-Jack savage. Pierre.
j. u Bambrick Margaret Adams.
Sekao. JfInma Lee
FOURTH RAcE-Pretty Pose
SIXTH kACE--Iohn johnson Jr,
Critic. Queen Royal Ballot Rrust
Buddha. Reddy Fox. Billy BauEhn,
RainstorIf
SEVENTH RACEKissin kin, Bru-
Meth Wanda Dearborn.
Weather cloudy. track, heavy
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

The Apaches did not play
yesterday because of wet
grounds. The Little Indians"
will be hosts to Joe Ganey's
Palace "A. G., this coming Sum
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

Schaefer Is the first PLAYER
10 ran out a title tournament
game from the spot. doing 70
against Eric HagenIacher In
Chicago in 1925. In the same
tournament he beat Cochran,
400 to so. in two innings.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

Ray DuFour, as usual. was
In the limeIight for the VictOrs
SandIOt followers are realizing
that here is reai gem Of the
IsridsMari.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
CUE ACE BEGINS
1T FIVE

Young Jake Schaefer, son OF the
late Wizard, was slow in winning
his first worlds championship, but
once he attained the heights he be.
came a sensational performer and
a. genuine contender when not hold.
ing the crown. Young Jake was
horn in Chicago on October Is, 1894,
and was just Is when we won his
first worlds title in 1921 in Chi
cago.
Schaefer was another billiard
prodigy. He started playing at
the age Of 5, when he barely
was able to hold q cue.
---
His father. then the recognized
king of billiards, was his teacher,
and tutored him carefully until his
death in 1910, when Young Jake
was IA. It was in 1915 that Young
Jake went on tour with Willie
Hoppe. and from that time to the
present he has been a prominent
figure in ballS-line billiards.
Young Jake developed so rapidly
between 1919, when he engaged
in his first title tournament. and
1921, when he won his first crown.
that he surprised the billiard world,
first by beating the great Hoppe,
and secondly by SCATTERING all
records for grand averages for
tournament competition Young
Jake is credited with raising the
standard. Of balk-line play. Even
Hoppe today comedies that Young
Jake is the greatest living exponen.
of balk-line, all styles.
Schaefer Is the first player
10 ran out title tournament
game from the spot. doing 70
against Eric HagenIacher in
Chicago In 1925. In the same
tournament he beat Cochran,
400 to so. in two innings.
Then, In challenge match
against Edouard Horemans, he was
credited with a high run Of 431.
lie also holds the worlds record for
a tournament grand average, max
ing 81 in 1925. He also made s
record grand average for a 1900.
point challenge match against
Horemans. His average was So.
He won the title first in 1921, lost
in the next two tournaments. re-
gained 1t in the 1925 tourney lost
the challenge match to Horemans.
regained it one month later from
Horemans, then lost challenge
match to Eric Hagenlacher In 1926
In 1928 he won 1t again from Cocil.
ran but lost later to Horemans.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
SCHOOL BOARD TO MEET

Al meeting of the Board of Fdu-
cation will be held Wednesday
Afternoon at $50 o'clock In the
Franklin School.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

The Brookland Boys Club annexed
it's third straight game yesterday
at the expense of the Pierce A,
q. which was humbled by a 1876
tally. FRANKIE and Flanagan held
the stellar roles for the winners.
Sandlot football results We're:
( Mohawks. IA. Celtics.
Brookland Boys. ~; Pierce, 6.
Brookland A. O., ~; GarEfsles, D.
Fusselis, z Arlington, 0.
Yankees, o Nationals Props, 0.
Twin Oaks 81 Eagles s.
Va Juniors, S. Hertz Al. c., 0.
The Washington times., 1928-11-05
QUEEN or GOLF

Georgianna Bishop has won the
United States Women's Senior Golf
Association championship three times
out of five tries
If you are worried over the location
of a desirable nnfurnIshed apartment.
just phone Miss Gray mt Main 5255,
The Washington times., 1928-11-05

Dawson Chem. 59A 5s4 5eH 50
DeI a Hudson. ls9 1878 1913 1ss
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
British Birds Said to
Take Mates for Life

British birds are homogeneous; this
Is the rule, and the exceptions are
few. Some Of the larger birds are be-
lieved to pair for life. This is assert
ed of wild geese and swans. They evil
IDENTIFY get high degree of satisfac-
ton from each others company; this
Is much more than the attraction
which brings them together In the
nesting season for the purpose of re-
producing their species; and which is
innate in living creatures, that they
may he natures Instruments for
maintaining and multiplying their
kind
All kinds have this. but birds that
remain in pairs throughout the year
are distressed If they are separated
at any season, and to anyone who oh.
serves this and who watches them to
gether. it is apparent that even in au-
tumn and winter the mated birds have
positive enjoyment in each others so.
ciety. Individual selection is no doubt
prompted by the general impulse Ut
sex attraction. but sometimes II goes
beyond or transcends it.-From 1.-THE
Charm of Birds by Viscount Grey
Of Fallodon.
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
COULDN'T FIND OUT
I WHY ALL THE FUSS

"Sorter funny thing happened at
my place. yiste'd'y," in the crossroads
store related Gap johnson of Rumpus
Ridge. II was doing on the porch
when an old car driv' up and a lady
jumped the fence and Lit in on my
wife. with loud yell and good
sized club. They went round and
round for spell, wife defending her
self as well as she was able with
the soap paddle she'd been using. |
was about to boiler and ask 'em
what in torment was coming off,
when my dogs got to fighting. A
couple Of the old ones jumped onto
a young one. and"
"What did the strange lady want
to whip ydre wife for?'' asked the
proprietor of the emporium.
II hain't the slightest Idly. BY the
time I'd got the big dogs pried loose
from the little one the strange lady
had clumb into her car ag'in and was
gone, leaving wife in a faint on the
ground. And when she come to she
didn't know any more about the
cause of it than | did"
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
NATURALLY HE SAW
BRIGHT SIDE OFT

There came into my office the other
day" said real-estate man, "a fell
low whom used to know as boy
We used to play shiny, one. o. cat,
and all the games that boys play
and we always got along with about
the usual number of scraps. But of
late years / hadn't seem him often
and had just about lost track of him.
Well, we got to talking over old
times, mentioning this fellow and
that, and commenting On his success
or failure.
"'What's become of the Jones
bsysT ] asked.
".You mean the Bill Jones boys 2
he asked in reply.
Eyes, Jim and Charlie
They're both dead
els that SOP l said, for l hadn't
heard Of it. Too bad. isn't it9' y.
"Why?' he asked.
"'Oh, well, you know how little
money they used to have, and see
now what that property they owned
is worth. Sure, it's too bad
OIL don't know he said, look
ing rather queer and half smiling. 4
married the widow of Jim.' George
+. Heidi, in the Youths Companion.
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
The Dickinson County Herald
PIcKUPS

Money can be lost In more ways
than won.
Lazy people sometimes think very
diligently.
A sensible brain often leaks a fool
fish remark.
Those who tell fortunes are not the
ones who make them.
Occasionally women try to reform
a man by roasting him.
A stitch in time may close the
mouths of nine gossips.
If mans credit isn't good he can
easily cut down his expenses.
Perhaps love is blind, but it man.
ages to find its way to the ministers.
A man can't be as wise all of the
time as woman is some of the
time.
Scenarios tend to become alike /;
but novels, all being different, make
better film plays.
Some people won't look you in the
eyes, because, perhaps, they fear you
will see too much
Living in the country, the world
does not annoy you so much, but
everything else does more.
There is great deal that is pleas
ant in human nature, but self-sacri-
flee approaches the divine.
1t is easy to see through the sys.
tenn of some literary critics. They
only seek to be different"
One always desires the age to be
"sordid" enough to afford him good
food, good clothes and good shelter.
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
PLAYING Safe .

Mrs Lydia Barnes of woman's club
fame WAS scoring the modern mother
for dressing like her daughter. what
is chic and proper for the young" she
commended, may be and usually Is, vul-
gar and ridiculous for the giddy par
ent. The, worst Of it is, that the
young folks know this and lose re-
spect for those who should be their
guides and mentors.
''The other day I heard one Of those
modern mothers say to her daughter
Gertrude, are you keeping something
from meg
Eyes, my millionaire boy friend 7
was the pert answer"
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
For Sale

cFor Sale One five room house
with basement good well water
.ome apple, peach and cherry
.es, now bearing, all necessary
ut buildings in good condition.
including good sized mill house.
Lot contains about one acre.
Also one 20" Burr Meadows
flour mill and bolt, one 20'' Burr
Meadows corn mill. one 6 H. P.
Boiler and Engine. one Lire
shaft pulleys and belts. Will sell
all together or any part. For
prices, terms and full particu-
lars, see, C. A. Neel, Clintwood,
Virginia.
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
After Marriage

"Your husband never seems to send
you flowers any more"
That's all right. He puts that
money into life insurance"
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
Cowboy on the Job

Even former plainsman may find
a task right to his liking on the Gil
cago police force. When d steer ran
away from the stock yards down a
business thoroughfare, Sergt. Anthony
Huber, former cowboy, bulldogged 1t
and held 1t down until attendants ar.
rived In pursuit.
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
Fisher Bodies

ttst
Fisher Bodies .,.
cs.x,,,, :. ~. ,,v.., ,r;c.,, car !,
the world Offering hardwood and steel
bodies by Fisher, :, (
-. =, -.
H"J"seo"sS vosoe
.h...-Ch.~.o,., "a. .d;u.,.hIe v,,ve
tappers.
In0dT Strut rtstoHs ,%
Constant clearance alloy pistons de- -
n.Le The chsvrole. motor smoother.
snappier and more powerful. =. :.
-. 49,,
NUSSsa OHe-Ttece Neo' A@ee
rurr.d one-piec. uni. proved by mil
lions of miles Of use. -, :
~
ndH nesftnS oteeFtns GEAR
The sfeering mechanism of the rev
.nL ~ w.
=, wv;
Non-L~cktng Tou5-W"ce' W
Brakes 80.
Ch.,t..,. ,,s.,h,,L~s non.
'senns' nave an area ., ~ -. ~. sa
brake. ~ s.
49,.
Ss"u'"e D"co T'"'s"sS
All Chevrolet raodcls are finished in
naodish shades Of genuine Duco which
indefinitely.
-,
S'@"~c3ss '0He"'""s system
A vsnrilatins system which clears the
crarkcase Of vapors prior TO eondensa-
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
! a:Gas:s fi.psfsj

One five room house in town
located near the Hardware sto~
This house is in first class co..
dition and a conven@ ent pls
to live.
Will sell al a 49, .~.~n
price, with terms.
,lintwood Real Est &c Com
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
: SOMETHING TO
THINK ABOUT
By F. A. WALK E R
HOW ARE YOUR BRAKES?

Il yERYWHERE, with the begin
- ming Of the year, the automobile
dealers were showing the models for
1928. Glistening in fresh paint and
satiny varnish the products of en-
cheering genius were displayed for
your admiration and purchase or
envy.
The wise buyer, however, looks be-
yond the satiny surface. He goes in
to the inside of the car and consid-
erS what makes it go and also what
makes it stop.
One of the things to which he gives
especial attention, if he be an expert
enced motorist, is the brakes.
1t is. frequently much more impor-
tant to be able to stop than to go
faster. Cutting down speed is often
more desirable than increasing it. A
man buying an automobile ought to
be sure that the brakes are as eff
cient as the engine and as responsive
as the accelerator. q
Brakes are mighty important things
in life. A man that rushes through
the world at top speed, never slow
ing down until he hits something,
usually ends up with badly broken
body, disabled mind or a crushed
spirit.
Have you a good set of brakes and
do you use them?
Do you have brake for your tenn
NOR m l,oap ~ frop, Iacbfpu. x,o,, into
some unkind action or regrettable
word? ~~
Have you a brake for your appe-
titles and your passiOns?. They need
controlling hand with a firm grip.
Have you brake for your envies,
your selfshness, your disregard of
your neighbours rights and the good
of your fellows? :.
The trouble with most of us Is that
we think altogether of getting ahead
We are speed maniacs headed for the
..oal we deem most desirable and
brakes are the last thing that we
want to think of.
It's a good idea once i'm while to
slew down, look back over the ROAD
We have Travelled and make sure that
in our rush and hurry we have not
Clone some injury we would wish to
repair, some injustice we want to
rectify.
It's a good idea once in a while to
put on the brakes and sIacken our
speed little. To-day is good time
to do it.
to by Mcclure Newspape syndicate)
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
-
MALE HELP WANTED

q
MALE HELP WANTED
Man wanted to run McNess Blu
siness in Dickinson County. No
experience needed. Must have
car-can make $50 daily
no lay offs-no bosses chance
of a lifetime. Use our capital to
start. Write FURST AND TIL
OMAS, Dept. J. L. 6, Freeport,
Ill. $50 .-1--l--.-...
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22
No Matter HoU Payable

DO the mosquitoes annoy you, Mr..
Biown?'
Eyes, l always dislike having bills
sent in.'''-Pittsburgh Post.
The Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1927-1930, 1928-03-22

Subscribe for tht Herald ali.
read the, news of your County.
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For SALE Ok
With good .e.,..4...-
water. Some appl- liz l.,
trees, chicken lot, og
garage, barn and co
9uilding in Al cont-,.oii.
Contains AZ. of an acr,
This property is prio44 10
at the sacrifice price Of S2i' ,
Terms.
Clintwood Real Estate
!. 'o.sf Ns,. Is
Meets every
800 P. M. at God
Clintwood, Virginia.
F. F. Fletcher Ferdie
Nogales international., 1928-09-14

BY heavy majority of approx
imately 1000 votes, Gov. George
w. P. Hunt defeated his oppon-
ent, Secretary of State James H.
Kerby, for the Democratic nomin-
alton for Governor at Tuesdays
primary. Late returns give Hunt
25,728 and Kerby 19,067.
Judge J. C. Phillips of Phoenix
was victorious over John Udall
and Celora Stoddard for the Re-
publican nomination for Govern
or. Phillips polled 6,704, Udall
5,671, and Stoddard 2,847.
In Santa Cruz County the vic
tors in the various county con-
tests, all in the Democratic party,
were Pat Patterson, for sheriff
Andrew Bettwy, State Senator; A.
Dumbauld. county treasurer; and
Mrs. Lula Larimore, county sup
erintendent of schools. There
Nogales international., 1928-09-14
ARTHUR D. PACE
Is GOOD LOSER.

A good loser is Arthur D. Page
who lost to Pat Patterson at the
primaries Tuesday for the Demo
cratic nomination for sheiff.
Early Wednesday morning Mr..
Page came into The international
office and asked that the following
appear in this paper Friday:
~ wish to thank my friends who
supported me in the recent prim-
ary, and urge them to support the
Democratic ticket at the general
election in November.
"ARTHUR D. PAGE" ."
Mr.. Page takes the proper at
titude-and largely because he is
a true Democrat, and good sport.
Occasionally a defeated candidate
acquires "a chip on his shoulder"
and thereby does both himself and
his party an injustice. But not in
the case of Arthur Page. He will
be found trying to elect his VIC
torious opponent along with the
remainder of the Democratic ticket
in November.
Nogales international., 1928-09-14
Condition Of Prof.
Haddock Critical

The condition of Prof. ]. w.
Haddock, popular high schooI
science teacher, i'll since last Fri
day from typhoid fever, was very
critical last night.
His condition ecame so alarm
ing that it was deemed advisable
to remove him from his home al
I'll Ellis street to St. Josephs
Hospital at 5 o'clock last evening,
and telegrams were sent to his
father and Mrs. Haddock's moth
er IN Kansas sunlmoning them tc
his bed side.
st. Josephs Hospital reported
Mr.. Haddock unconscious last
night.
Prof. Haddock was the only
high school teacher spending the
entire summer vacation in No
gales. He devoted most of the
vacation period to selling cars fo,
the Nogales Hudson Essex Com
pany.
Nogales international., 1928-09-14

Pursuant to law, the new
county central comm ttees, elected
at Tuesdays primary, will meet
on Tuesday September 25--four-
teen days after the pr.mary--to
organize, elect chairman, secre-
tary ard treasurer.
The state central committees
will meet at the statehouse at
Phoerix, the last Monday in Sept
ember-Mondsy September "a.
The Nogales members of the
newly elected Democratic county
central committee are James v.
Robins, Phil Herold, Charles l..
Hardy, DR.. w. F. Chenoweth, Craig
Pottinger, Frank M. Lynch and E..
D. Miller. Among members of the
committee from county precincts
are Harold Brown, Calabasas; r.
C. Larimore, Sonoita; and James
Hathaway, Santa Cruz.
The Nogales members of the
Republican County Central Com
mittee are DIR. A. L. Gustetter,
Hugo w. Miller, E. K. Cumming,
H. r. Sisk, l. P. Frazier. C. l..
Beatty, W. L. Hunter and R. l..
O'Neill.
Under the law, the Republican
party in county and state, if it
fills in vacancies on its ticket,
must do so within 10 days after
the primary. Santa Cruz County
Republicans contemplate filling in
practically every vacancy, it ID re-
ported.
Republican county headquarters
have been established the second
door north of the E. X. Cumming
office on Grand avenue, and Dem
ocratic will be opened at the for
mer Piggly Wiggly quarters Sec