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The Indianapolis times., 1928-12-12
Remeft Card Pnrtal

A benefit euchre and card party
will be given at Thursday eve
ming at Odd Fellows hall, Pleasant
and Shelby streets. G. L. Fraud is
chairman in charge of arrange
mentS.
The Indianapolis times., 1928-12-12
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Country Club

Country Club
For years this fine Fruit Cake has
enjoyed a tremendous popularity.
Why? Simply because of quality.
All we ask is that you compare it
with Fruit Cakes selling at $1.50 a
pound.
2-pound cake, 85c
3-pound cake, $1.35
Packed in Handsomely Decorated Gift Tin
The Indianapolis times., 1928-12-12

without reservation the finest quality nuts in the city,
that for this statement
Shop bit with in the city for quality
price certain you will correct
instance Ours is correct proportion Of
fancy California Walnus large Naples Fbers Taragona
Georgia papershe Pecans and large washed
the is low quality considered
Pound '.'''%SF
Paper-Shen Pecan-AH South Gecgas known
crop Pound .49c
WaInuts-So fancy meaty nuts to shell
You'll want several pounds Pound
Fancy Quality Walnut Halves pound $50
Jumbo Pecans-Ounce, 6G pound
The Indianapolis times., 1928-12-12

deiio.%o0ar dsE world -fam1ieidds f5,l 5Saratnes
dsvoTr:o d'oroS D.oted tteendoln65sosF 5oF their heir
0liV0 oil. Tin m senainss
Evening star., 1928-09-14

Leatherette pencil case, complete
with supplies .................. SOC
Leatherette adjustable book
covers 3 for Csc
Genuine leather brief cases
black and brown ............. $Z.45
Waterproof canvas or leatherette
school bags NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 81
Diamond-point fountain pens. .... 81
Pen and pencil sets. ...... .$3.75 to SIS
Evening star., 1928-09-14
SCH DOL SA LIE. OF
Little Boys Novelty
School Suits
$2.95
For School and Dress Wear
Cunning little button-on styles for very
young man. In jersey and tweeds with
broadcloth bouses and wool trousers. Plenty
of pockets. Becoming colors. Sizes to
years
Floor)
Now for the Actual Work.. School Supplies !

Plate and so cards in script. 49,. .$1.65
Ink tablets-ruled or plain. Sc to 35c
Pencil tablets-ruled or plain. Sc & 10c
School bags with handles
or shoulder straps ..... SEC to $2.95
Loose-leaf notebooks. .25c to CSC
Loose-leaf filters .1Oc pkg.
Stationery with name and address.
100 envelopes, 200 single sheets
or 100 double sheets ......... 81
main Floorl
Evening star., 1928-09-14

Fountain pens and pencils
with leads 81 to $40
Boston and Chicago pencil
sharpeners .......... 81 and $1.50
White and colored chalk. ...... Sc box
Erasers and art gum SC and lOc
100 sheets bond typing paper. .Z5c
Sheaffer's "Skrip" ink .............lSc
Crayons-l2 assorted colors
in box X..................5 &c and lUc
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31

lie Just doesn't have Ia give a darn Whc
he wears one OF these manniShlv tailored sui
for they give him perfect assurance that Il
hardest wear and tear viii not prove fisastro,
to them There is an extra pair OF knicker
besides, Gray or tan Sizes to Ia,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31
Collar.Attached Blouscs, 7oc

The kind that trim and sporty tor school
White blue and fancy veaves tailored
10 III smoothly and comfortably,
Hav. w.ar-~street Fieer
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31
TOILET SOAPS

29c ooz. Paimolive Soap
IL for 5Sc
81 doz. Lux Toilet Soap
IL for s4c
75c doz. Lifebuoy Soap
10 for sac
2sc 90. Lge Lux Flakes
Z for soc
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31

It's style is as chic as its
name Graceful, piquant and
youthful made on the new
modified vamp. Blue kid or
lava brown hid with the in
side line N the shoe Of lizard
calf. oncealed gore inside
assures perfect TT $3.50.
Shoe ahen-~Sseon6 piaor
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31

The height OF good
taste and good Fash
ION for school. Trim.
tailored dresses OF
washable 7 c 6 6 y
cloth. With or with
out matching bloom
crS. Sizes J to -.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31

Princess slips, COM
hrnat10nS, gowns and
nala III a 8 ct hne,
sturdy muslin, in
dainty lac e-trimmed,
embr @ i d { red and
tucked STYLES. Sizes
f to II.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31
Boys Swagger knickers, $i.95

There's erown~up air about these sporty plus
Tours that IS hound to appeal 10 the real The hoy
who hopes 10 he a herman some day. In grey ot
tan mixtures
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31

Menan them-Who have
these shirts establishment the remark - Zl
able value ofedand and three " I
They indeed splendid sfis~Wel tailored - - ~
Of grades IF white broadcloth plain . striped
o"-Nrle the price Is mighty low.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31
FACE LOTIONS
TOOTH PASTES

! soc Ipana a.
Tooth Paste ..
/ soc Pc b eco 90
Tooth Paste.
~ Csc k So1.I nos I9c
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-31

the warmest tones oi tan and brown
and green, wine and grct Misses sizes II
to %. women 30 to 10, larger women ~
to ST..
Coat shap~~serond Floor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT
SHERIFE'S SALE

THE STATE OF TEXAS
COUNTY OF CAMERON
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN That
by virtue Of certain execution issued
out of the Honorable Civil District
Court Of Cameron Ciunty. on 9th day
Of April 1928, by Jno. r. Seaman.
Clerk Of said Court. for the sum OF
Twenty-Five Hundred Thirty-six e.
50-i00 dollars and costs Of suit. under
n Judgment, in favor Of Jack w. Bon
ner in a certain cause in said Court.
No. ISL, and styled: Jack w. Bonner
VS.. Gillock Development Co. placed
in my hands for service, 7, Mrs.
Pinkie Vann as Sheriff Of Cameron
County. Texas, did on the 9th day Of
April, 1928. levy on certain Real Es-
tate, situated in Cameron County,
Texas, described as follows, to-wit:
All the right. title and interest of de-
PENDANT Gillock Development Com
peny in and to the lands commonly
known as Barreda Gardens in Sub
shares 1, 2. and 3 of Partition Share
No. / of the Espiritu Santo Grant in
Cameron County, Texas. which said
lands were conveyed by &. p. Bar
reda and wife to the First National
Bank in Brownsville, Trustee, by deed
dated December 10. 1925, recorded in
Book l6O. PIP. 201-204. Cameron Coun-
ty Deed Records, and by deed dated
April 90, 1927, recorded in Book ....,
PIP. ... of said records, to which
deeds reference is made for further
description, the whole a~ggregating
eleven thousand acres, more or less
together with all leasehold rights to
said lands, and c~ontractual rights for
purchase Of same, held by said de-
PENDANT under contracts with the 9TH
er parties aforesaid, or either OF
them, or in whatsoever other manner
held. and levied upon as the property
Of Gillock Development Company. and
that on the first Tuesday in June.
1928, the same being the 5th day or
said month. at the Court House door.
Of Cameron County. in the City Of
Brownsville, Texas. between the hours
Of 10 a. m, and 4 .. m. By virtue Of
said order Of sale I will sell said
above described Real Estate at public
vendue. for cash TO the highest bid
der, as the property OF said Gillock
Development Company.
And in compliance with law. | give
this notice by publication, in the Eng
lish language, once a week for three
consecutive weeks Immediately pre-
cedinT said day OF sale. in the
Brownsville Herald. a newspaper pub
lished In Cameron County.
Witness my hand. this 9th day OF
May. 1928.
Mrs. Pinkie Vann.
Sheriff. Cameron County. Texas.
BY r. O. Bryson, Deputy.
5-f0-fT-24-5t-2es4
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
Classified Rules and Rate.

"a DvERTIsEMENTsw viii bs g
@eeptpd over the tslephone from tsss
phone subscribers. or from those having
REGULAR charge aeeOunfA- Other classified
tdvertasing must ho accompanied By cash.
No advertisement accepted IN sn ~untn
sorhid" order. a specified number IL In
-Hon, nan,s % savsa.
~ Advertisements under thu proper eiassl
ncation. and rejse< unelsan O. objection
Obituaries, resolutions end cards 81
saanks win BE- tzksa NJ the regular CLASH
fisd rata.
Tia PUBLISHERS are not responsible fos
eopys Omissions, geographical errors OF
any unirtsntionai error that may occur.
farther than 70 correct In the next Issue
AFTER " 10 brought 70 their attention. All
advertising orders are accepted On this
hasis only.
Tslsphons No.. Q and dictate your sdysr.
writer.
10 insure publication same day sopy
SHOULD BE- presented not later than lo:so
n IN. Cory for Sunday issues should be
I'm not later thar 1fso .. N. Saturdays 10
insure proper classification.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES
70 words or lees. enc insertion. .......3 soc
Over 20 words. one insertion. Per word ~
Subsequent insertions run ccnseeutively
Der word .......................s:ae
- the month. per word .........-.. 1bs
Ne classified advertisement aeeepted
Tor less than zoe
LOCAL READER RATES
First insertion. per word ............. Be
smme nd run ennsseutfvs Days. pE
w0rd
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
EMPLOYMENT

WANTED-Women 10 do hand sewing
in their spare time at home, good OPP
p~ortunity TO carr pin money without
| vestment. For particulars inquire
1912 Washington street, Brownsville.
D-I02
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
EALES1A1E1RANSFERS

Is, Wilson tract subdivision, $4,000.
Valley Developments. Inc, to Fl. c.
Valley, south 10 acres of block 63
and the south 10 acres of north 20
acres Of block 63 out Of Survey rs
Wilson tract subdivision. $4,000.
Jennie M. Pettyjohn to q. @. Lock
ard, lot Q in block So. West Browns
willie addition to Brownsville.
r. j. Stewart ct nj to Valley De-
velopments, Inc, south 10 acres OF
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
A. & NJ. Exes Hear
OF Pioneer Days

SAN BENITo. May 1O.-Reminis-
cences of A. & NJ. college over a pc
riod Of almost fifty years we're re-
counted by different speakers at the
meeting Of the Aggies Exes cf the
Valley here Monday night.
Col. A. j. Peler, class Of 'Ts. who
happened to be in the city, talked TO
the Exes. most OF whom were not
born when he attended A. & NJ. The
"reminiscences were brought up to
date BY +. J.. McKimon. Jr.. Of Mis-
sion, '26. who talked of recent years
at the college.
J.. Z. Bell spoke briefly. Myron F..
Ward presided
The Forty and Eight quartet sans
several songs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
[oney By Reading and Using Herald Classified Ads

block IS and the south 10 acres Of
north 90 acres or block eS ont Of Sur
vey Is. Wilson tract subdivision,
$40. etc.
y. q. Anguera 70 Cara Gonzales,
lot ~ in block Q, Colonia Mexicana
addition 10 city OF Brownsville. $40.
etc.
Brownsville Realty Co. 20 ". u.
Stell, 1900 acres out Of share o.,
Espiritu Santo Grant, $1,000, etc.
Carlos ". Mangiu ~ Josefa Mar
tinez. east one-half of lot IL, block
1T9. city OF Brownsville. s275.
q. r. Mitsch ct MI to w. II. john
son, lot z, block 151, Harrington
$40, etc.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10

FOR SALE-Ford one-ton truck with
platform and stake body. Good con-
dition. Rio Grande Valley Gas APP
p~liance Co.. opposite postoffice,
brownsville. D-k0
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
Political
Announcement

Under this heading will be published
the names of candidates for public office.
The fees for announcement will be as
fellows:
For district offices. ........t75.O0
For county offices. ........f25.O0
For justice OF the peace. ....sl5.00
For precinct offices. .......$15.0o
Names of candidates will be carried In
this announcement column until the July
primary.
y The Brownsville Herald 70 authorized to
make the following announcements OF
candidates subject 70 the democratic pri-
mary in July;
FOR CONGRESS
Sid Hardin.
FOR SHERIFF
r. III. (Bob) Johnson
G.. G.. tGibl Henson.
Duncan S. Wright.
w. Frank Brown.
G. A. (Mike) Manahsn
s. NJ. Jester.
COUNTY ATTORNEY
NJ. r. Hall (re-election).
r. W. Moran.
FOR CONSTABLE
T.. j. Hanna, Justice Precinct No.
2, Brownsville.
John Martin; reelection; justice
precinct No. 2, Brownsville.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
Train Information
MIssnuRI PAcIFIC LrNEs

VI fANtrhC LIMBS
No. ITO Houston. San Antonio. 500
D. m.
Louis. s:35 p. IN.
No. 15-From st. Louis. San Antonio.
Houston. 7:5S n m. I.
Second No. 1b-From San Antonio and
Houston. s:1e a. m.
No. i1-From san Antonio and Hous-
con. 9:55 p. m.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10

WANTED-A couple Of solicitors,
men or women, in each city in the
Valley, 70 secure orders for rug
cleaning. No selling. p. o. Box lis.
Harrington. E-S2
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10

FOR SALE-Sevcn and two-tenths
acres, corner FL Jardin boulevard
and Central avenue. Large 'front.'
age on concrete boulevard, canal at
back door, citrus land: 50 miles
from Brownsville, 1O-minute drive
from postoffice. Write Box 500,
B~rovnsvilIs. DIS
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10

Have you any property that you want to
sell, rent or exchange?
We have established a department TO at
tend to all details in connection with the
listing of city or farm properties for sale or
exchange and to take care Of rentals.
We are in close touch with prospective pur-
chasers of Valley property and will give
our personal attention and best efforts to all
matters entrusted to us.
Come in and let us know your wants or
phone US.
ROY c. SETHMAN co.
lily Levee St.
Phone 1166
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
NATIONAL LINES OF MEXICO

No. 1870 Monterrey. Mexico City.
F:k0 a. m.
No. isi-From Mexico City. Monterrey
$3.50 p N.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10
Scales

AUTOMATIC COMPUTING cylinder
Standards $40; Daytons $50;
like new. Toledos SOS and up. %
ledo Scale Co, Weslaco. on high
dag
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10

RIO GRANDE RAILWAY
To Point Isabel. $3.50 a. m.
Frona Point Isabel. 4 p. m.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-05-10

SOUTHERN PACIFIC LINES
Ne. a19-From Houston. San Antonio.
sAB a. m.
No. sao-To Houston. San Antonio.
$50 p. m.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-03-15
The Capable
Workman Is
An Artist Too

The man in overalls.
with his hand on the
throttle - I h e m a n
whose skill takes his
precious human freight
over mountains a n d
rivers-that man is an
artist in his chosen pro-
fession. So is the me-
chanic who turns out a
machine. perfect in all
its parts - the factory
worker who creates a
beautiful article - the
miner who unentombs
the riches of the earth
the farmer who pro-
vides the necessities of
life. Knowing his job
well. and loving it
Fundamentally. lifts a
man out Of the drudge
class. 1t makes him a
big man in his calling.
We are proud of the
part our Store is pre-
pared to play during
Work Clothes Week.
MIR. Workman will find
here h e thin gs he
needs to help him keep
the wheels of industry
busy. Serviceable over
alls, shoes. caps, shirts
and socks; all reliable
merchandise at inter-
estingly low prices.
The workmen o {
America have made life
over for all of us during
the last so years. We
are too prone to accept
rlabor-savingdevi
as a matter of course
and forget the debt we
owe the workers whose
skill have made our
lives more convenient.
@2-c-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08
With Other Editors
OF HEROIC KIDNEY
(Tucson Citizen)


The reports may casual
reading reports chief made to
shining through the lines
spirit faithful which lifts these
cold figures
patrolnn shadows of the
sleeping and safety under the
protection of his broad
ronybut shoes he pounds the hard pavement we see nm e
him his
appeal poised and ready to
aide prevent violence 3e&~
the vicinity the schools guarding
little fathfuness that parental in
neecpns putting his double
him falls ahwa his patready to
dignity of the city and the
and
routine
shift that lasted
the
darkness may go
the
for her uniformed mate the joyous return the pleasure OF Wney mnla
the protection of fellows.
the blue-unformed
pubics hypocoristc
the Unsuitable
dungon-keep!
with million cunchmg
macha behemoh gupng ameh stands nsoucant
gnipotent- unconscious hero fl
fmnac
knowing doubling duty emerge
d him feet apart nozzle dyng
duty
the
Proeheus who wrenhed the gift of fire the bestowed
a 0
fireman Watchdog;
police
the
paid
that the fire department Travelled nearly eight thousand answering
twenty
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

ment that so nearly concern their salvation
The government at Washington during the past week
has inaugurated for the adoption of multi
lateral treaties with all countries Of the world outawng
war
The united pressure of the Christian people of the
whole world should be modified in one compelling de-
mand that every nation be compelled to accept such
treaty
France already has clouded the issue somewhat by
but what nation admitted it the aggressor in
a war
The World war has been over for 10 years but to
date country has admitted that it the aggressor
Following Rabbi Wise, it is safe to predict that the
church in 1923 will exercise greater Influence in re-
making the world than it has done heretofore and that
it will accomplish that end by accepting it's share of
civic responsibility in promoting righteousness in public
affairs
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

party lines don't mean anything.
Shipstead, being independent OF both
big parties, can say what he likes.
A glance at the vote, as suggested
by. Shipstead, is instructive. The vote
to refer Tom Walsh's resolution to
the senate'S Interstate commerce COM
nfittee.
Advocates of the investigation said
this would bury the bill, the COM
mittee membership being predomin-
antly conservative. The motion was
carried 40 to SO, 13 conservative
democrats voting with 27 conserva-
tive republicans and l3 progressive
republicans voting with % demo-
Gratis against it. Ten democrats and
eight republicans didn't vote and
most of them were accused OF duck
ing the issue.
The fate of the Walsh resolution
is now uncertain, but its friends
contend that the senate'S refusal to
authorize the investigation represent
ed the first big victory OF a power
lobby said to be functioning here.
The power lobby is dedicated TO keep
ing the government out OF the cleo
tricity business and to head Off any
investigation of the huge power in
|duStry.
The Is democratic senators who
voted against Senator Tom Walsh
were Bayard, BrousSard, Edwards
Glass, Hawes, Ms.yfield, Oddie, Over
man, Ransdell, Simmons, Steck,
Thomas and Tyson.
OF those who are accused OF duck
ing the vote were presidential can
didates Jim Reed and Curtis. Presi-
Dental candidate Willis voted with
the majority OF the republicans.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

WASHINGTON-"I," said Senator
Henrik Shipstead, the handsome
young giant from Minnesota, "am
not the balance OF power in the
senate
Shipstead was staying late in his
office, as some senators sometimes do,
on an evening shortly before the
death of Jones, OF New Mexico. Al
though a Farmer-Labor party man,
he had supplied the one vote which
enabled the republicans to organize
the upper house, for there we're then
At democrats, 46 republicans, Ship
stead and Vice President Dawes. The
death of Jones left as Democrats.
Neither Shipstead continued,
"does the independent group OF re-
publican senators hold the balance
of power.
s'The balance of power is held by
the reactionary democrats who are
willing to vote with the reactionary
republicans when large business in
terestS say the word. In this senate
party labels mean nothing. There
is direct line OF cleavage here be-
tween the reactionaries and the pro-
gressives Just look at the vote on
the Walsh resolution to investigate
the electric power trust"
Some others would say that the
cleavage was between the conserva-
tives and radicals and they wouldn't
admit there was an electric power
trust. But Shipstead was saying,
in effect, what most of the intelli-
gent senators here say in so far as
concerns the present political lineup.
The trouble is, of course, that the
ordinary republican or democratic
senator can't publicly admit that
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08
Funny Fellow

The new. boy had just begun his
apprenticeship in the corner butcher
shop. He had given his employer
good references and. promised to pay
strict attention to his duties. An
hour after his employment COM
menced the boss found him hanging
around the hamburger steak.
"What are you loafing around like
this for?" he asked.
"Oh, I'm learning the business from
the ground up" the boy answered,
blithely.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08
ABE MARTIN

'Tf your aims good ther haint
nOthin better'n pair o. book ends
t. knock a husban' off with" de-
cIared Mrs. En- MOots this mOrnin'.
"T w0uIdn' like t. say fer sure, Jedge.
1t might have been liquor, but it
SmeIIed more like burned out
bearin'." said Constable Plum when
Judge Pused asked him about Mrs.
Joe Pines breath.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES :. MONTAGUE
FIGS IRON THIsTLEs

In my youth I was told that by
rising at dawn
A thing which I utterly hate
And wedding the garden and moving
the lawn
I would some day be wealthy and
+ great.
Ben Franklin, my parents and teach
ers averred
OF labor could never grow tired.
His soul with an ardent ambition
was stirred,
And look at the fame he acquired
So I toiled, with this solemn advice
for my surety
And the wolf is outside, and I dwell
in obscurity.
I afterward heard that improving my
mind
In the time that I wasted each year
Would make me star among idle
mankind
And insure me a brilliant career.
So I toiled over tones 1 did not
understand,
I learned ponderous text books by
heart,
And waited in vain for my brain to
expand
So at last I might get my big
start.
But all OF my learning and all my
facility
Are not, SO I find, OF the slightest
utility.
I don't think Bill Shakespeare wrote
all OF those plays
Because of the way he was trained.
If he hadn't been gifted in various
ways
A poacher he would have remained.
don't think that Homer was such
a good hand
At describing an old fashioned fight
Because his kind parents had care
fully planned
TO teach him the right way to
write.
You live out your life, and you learn,
when you're through with it,
That you and your parents had little
to do with it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08
Secrecy

Mary had been Christmas shopping
with her mother and when she came
home her daddy asked: MARY, what
did you buy while you were shop
ping?"
'Now, daddy" replied Mary earn
estly, IT can tell you what l bought
for grandma and mother, but
cannot tell what 1 bought for you,
but you can guess three times, but
don't mention cuff buttons"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

HE'S CERTAINLY RESTLESS
This fellow Llndbergh has the
rovlngest disposition OF anybody we
ever heard OF.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

MYSTERY
A tern recently arrived in Europe
after a flight of 4,2OO miles. Lacking
the power of speech it can never
explain why it flew that far.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08
BARBS

We often wonder why they are
called the secrets of success. Every
body is always telling them to every
body else.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

Money talks, perhaps, but pa says
his doesn't make any more noise than
jew's-harp in symphony or
chestra.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-08

Always be careful what you call
q truck driver when he crowds you
off the road. You may miss your
calling.