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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
ANOTHER EUROPEAN VIEW OF AMERICA

SCOTCH paper the Bulletin, Of Glasgow, prints this
Attle picture Of the not much loved Uncle Sam
Underneath it is the text Let not your right hand
know"
The Scotch editor represents Uncle Sam saying Pleased
to meet YOU Say you and should get together On
this little proposal Of mine outlawing But hold on
minute till give this lad sock to the point
This is one Of ten thousand cartoons European
have published within few years. representing Uncle Sam
q hypocrite and shylock
However the picture suits in America perfectly We are
always hand of friendship to anybody Win
neaceuI intentions And the Scotch editor notes. We
always have sock for the that comes on hostile
Grand like Mr. SANDING the Ncaraguan shooting our marines
glad hand for peace and friendship and as the Scotch
put it, "a sock to the point Of the Jaw ior tne Osne
hind
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
LISTEN, WORLD

Henry learned
how to evade
parents-and he
learned how to
eVade life. But
he never learned
how to be truly
strong or wise
or balanced or
good natured-
nor how to
make decisions
or adjust him.
self. Beneath
his mask Henry
is still a fright
ened, angry, be-
wildered, unad-
justed C h IL d.
And Pc Cpl e
s e n s i n g this,
dislike him and
distrust him.
That's o n .
kind of self con-
troll - the kind
the DSycholO-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

knowledge and human power
are synonymous since the ignor-
ance Of the cause illustrates the
effect, Bacon.
Men must be decided on what
they will NOT do. and then they
are able to act with vigor in what
thaw ought to do Adencius.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

Young men are filter to invent
than to judge: filter for execution
than for counsel: and filter for
new prospects than for settled
business.-Bacon.
Mental stains cannot be re-
moved by time. nor washed away
by any watsrs. Cicero.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
WTHY do you
Wv detest most

NALL w Oa
Wv detest most
"self-controlied"
people?
Because they
re all aren't
controlled at
all. They're the
bunk--and you
in Q nc { lively
sense it. There's
Henry Barrett,
for e K a m p | e,
Henry's a stiff
3 till, sourish
man. He never
flies into tenn
pers or bursts
into tears or
tears his collar
for any reason
whatsoever. He
has a duco fin.
ish that will
Withstand any
temperature and
he glorifies in
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
The knowledge Test For
Readers of The Times

Mate correctly: -.
l.. Banshee Siren who haunted banks OF Rhine
CIrce o.
3 Excalibur Domestic spirit of Irish families
Ioree King Arthurs sword
5. Delphi "A sorceress
know:
g. Who discovered the Mississippi River?
the ruling king of Ems land when the American
gained their independence?
hat is the largest city of Cuba?
In
TO- What s important port of Hawaii?
H. What is the method of purifying impure drinking
the capital city of Greece noted its ruins3
Fill each blank:
Is. We gained possession of Porto Rico result Of the
War?
"A. he Way is of
The brightest in the heavens is
The planet the #4e
II. Vacuum indicates
See Magazine Page For Answers
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
! NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
-RY Helen Rowland

ElAR too much IL said about
''how to choose 4 husband.
and far too little about how 70
choose 4 wife 2
A husband Is Just one Of the
wedding gifts, anyway. like the
bridge lamp and the blue console
set--but q wife IL 4 mans own
FAULT
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

II you asked the average man
to name the ten essential qualifi-
cations Of the ideal wife. he would
probably begin with beauty" and
finish with "A talent for cooking"
or s'vivacity." or blonde hair.
Which shows how little intelligence
he uses in the most vital decision
Of his life.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

Is she the one woman who Is a
RELIEF from all other women?
Is she the girl who makes you
think OF yourself as "a very re-
markable fellow?" The girl who
holsters up your self-esteem and
cures you of your inferiorlty
complex? The girl who recog-
nizes the really fine qualities in
your character down underneath
all the boyishness and selfish
ness? The girl who has faith in
your talent and ability? The girl
who BELIEVES in you?
Is she your Cheer-Leader?
Is she the girl who puts the
PEP and the zest into life for
you? Who understands your aims
and visions and hopes? The girl
who puts a meaning into your
work and a significance into your
job? Is she the girl who inspires
and stimulates and braces you to
high endeavor?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

Tommyrot! Most beauty is
bought and paid for, these days:
and almost any little moron can
learn to cook, with or without
can opener. You can feed your
body at a restaurant, and get
your socks darned at laundry -
but You can't feed your mind and
heart and soul anywhere, except
with the woman who fills your
life.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

There il a Ten-Point Wife,
somewhere, for every normal
man-but you can't recognize her
by her permanent wave or the
dimples in her knees.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

See Magazine Page For Answers
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

The vital question Is. IS she
the girl to whom you want to go.
when your head aches or your
heart aches? Is she the girl to
whom you long to tell your trou-
bles and confess your mistakes?
Is hers the shoulder you'd like to
rest your head on, when you are
"all in" or feeling sorry for your
self?
New Britain herald., 1928-03-23

THls event will be held as soon as the Connecticut growers ot our stock advise that the ground is in the proper condition for planting
Evening star., 1928-10-01

Ga. are passing few days in Wash
ington at the Mayfiower. where they en-
tertained at dinner yesterday in the
presidential dining room in compliment
to their granddaughter, Miss Frances
Mckenzie. a student at the immaculate
Seminary. Their other guests were
Miss Edith Menzies of Detroit. Mr.. Jack
Spalding and Mr.. William Schroeder of
Atlanta. and Mr.. Robert Spalding OF
New York.
Mr.. George H. Muirhead of Brant-
ford. Canada. who is spending some
time in Washington. is at the Grace
Dodge Hotel.
Miss Jeannette Speiden and Miss
Dorothy Kemball, members OF the ma
t,Ire corps of the washington SCHOOLS,
left Saturday night for trip TO the
Pacific Coast, stopping en- route IN tne
Grand Canvon. Miss Kemball is to
visit friends in Los Angeles and return
via the Panama Canal, while Miss Spel-
den is later leaving San Francisco for
visit to her sister, Miss Evelyn Spelden,
at Huchow, Che, China.
Mrs. E. N. Johnston and her three
from Paris. France. accompanied by
Mrs. S. F. Kenyon, jr.. and are at the
Carlton for several days en- route to
their home in Los Angeles, Calf.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Patrick Smith of
New York have arrived in Washington
and will be at the Mayflower until the
close of the racing season at Laurel,
Md.
Miss Genevieve Hendricks has re-
turned from several months in Europe,
where she travelled in the British Isles,
Belgium, France, Austria and Hungary.
Mr.. A. T. Phelps. Miss c. T. Phelps
and Miss M E Averill, all of Lee, Mass,
who are touring extensively by motor,
are spending several days at the Grace
Dodge Hotel Mrs. 1. B. Blackburn OF
East Orange, N. j., is also in the party.
Evening star., 1928-10-01
GOBEL COMING TO CITY.
Noted Nonstop Flyer Due at Boil
ling Field Wednesday.


ling Field Wednesday.
Art Goebel, winner of the Dole prize
for the nonstop flight from the United
States to Honolulu and holder of the
transcontinental nonstop flying record.
is expected to land at Boiling Field
Wednesday morning for short visit to
this city. He will be given formal
welcome at the field by Federal avia-
ton officials of the War, Navy and
Commerce Departments.
Cioebel will fly here from Hartford,
Conn, where his plane. the Yankee
Doodle, is being overhauled. Plans are
being made for a luncheon in his honor
either Wednesday or Thursday, in
which aviation leaders will take part.
He also is to be invited to occupy the
Presidents box at washington theater
during the week.
Evening star., 1928-10-01

connection with the General Convention
OF the Episcopal Church, to be held here
this month.
Among the patronesses well known in
the city are Mrs. George Barnett, Mrs.
Gibbs L. Baker, Mrs. Perry Belmont
Mrs. Delos A. Blodgett. Mrs. r. w. Boil
ing, Mrs. B. H. Buckingham, Mrs. Sid
ney Cloman, Mrs. r. Parker CrenShaw.
Mrs. James F. Curtis, Mrs. Herbert
Deakyne, Mrs. Joseph H. Defrees, Mrs.
Daniel B. Devore, Mrs. Edward W. Eb-
erie, Mrs. Hayne H. Ellis, Mrs Henry
Jones Ford, Mrs. Frank B. Freyer, Mrs.
Edward H. Gheen, Mrs. Guy Despard
Golf, Mrs. Frederick Dent Grant, Mrs.
U. S. Grant, Sd. Mrs Rose Greeley, Miss
Belle GUrnee, Mrs. Harry B. HaweS, Mrs
Alvin I Hert Mrs. Charles F. Hughes
Mrs. A. Geary Johnson, Mrs. William
Fitch Kelley. Mrs. Wilton j. Lambert,
Mrs. Richard H. Leigh Mrs. Frank G
Let's. Mrs. James r. Mann. Mrs. Nc
Cormick- -Goodhart, Mrs. Robert F. Mac
kenzie, Mrs. Charles Graves Matthews,
Mrs. Chauncey G. Parker. Mrs. Duncan
Phillips, Mrs w. M. Ritter, Mrs. Harry
Taylor. Mrs. James Huntington Turner,
Mrs Wilbur r. Turner, Mrs. James w
WadSworth, jr., Mrs. Joseph E. WASH
ington, Mrs Charles Warren and Mrs.
CIldI1SS bOuSIltOII WUOu. MID. SlAdAACo
P. Summerall is chairman of pa
troneSseS.
Among the patronesses for the various
episodes in the pageant are Mrs. Wood
row Wilson. Miss katherine Judge, Mrs.
Larz Anderson and Miss Gertrude Myer,
assisted bv Mrs. John W. Joyes, Miss
Virginia Hunt, Mrs Maud Howell Smith
and Mrs Andrews. author OF the pa
geant. Many church groups will appear
in the scenes. sponsored by prominent
women of the National Capital.
Mr.. and Mrs j. G. Deremer of Green
wich. Conn, are at the Carlton for
short stay.
Mr.. and Mrs Newton S. Lingamfelter
are at the Hotel Pancoast at Miami
Beach, Fla, after visiting in Havana.
Cuba.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Speer of Atlanta,
Evening star., 1928-10-01
Patrons and PatrOnesses
For "CrnSS Triumphant" Announced.

The list of patrons and patronesses
for the forthcoming presentation of
Mrs. Minnigerode Andrews pageant OF
church history, The Cross Triumphant"
is headed by tl1e Secretary of the Treas
ury. Nj. Mellon, and many prominent
Washington men and women are spon-
soring this spectacle, which will be given
Friday night, october 10, and repeated
Saturday afternoon, October 20, in the
Washington Auditorium, as the spirit
ual highpoint" in the many features II
Evening star., 1928-10-01
SOCIETY
fcontinued from Eighteenth Page)

Miss Madeline King, entertained at a
,niscellaneous shower Wednesday III
honor of Miss Eleanor Saunders, whose
marriage to Mr.. Edward Turss Dunlap
of this city will take place OCTOBER ~
Mrs. James T. Watts of Chicago and
Miss Mary Wakelee of Grand Rapids
have taken a suite at the potomac
Park Apartments and will remain III
Washington for some time.
Mrs. Mary c. Waters VINO has been
IN New York since her return from
Europe last week. will come to WASH
ington before sailing for Brazil Wnere
she will remain the Winter.
Mrs. Walter j. Faye of New York,
who is at the Willard for short stay,
entertained informally at dinner on
the roof there Saturday evening.
Miss Anna Blauvelt, Miss Helen
Chaplin and Miss Anna Van WAGNER
of Oradell. N. j.. have joined Mrs. Blau-
velt at the Carlton, where they VIII
remain for several days.
Miss Evelyn Madden has moved from
San Francisco TO Washington and VIII
make her residence at the Potomac
Park Apartments.
Evening star., 1928-10-01

Mr.. and Mrs j. G.. Deremer of Green
wich. Conn, are at the Carlton Tor a
short stay.
Evening star., 1928-10-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Newton S. Lingamfelter
are at the Hotel Pancoast at Miami
Beach, Fla, after visiting in Havana,
Cuba.
NV o,d NErc VIZ Cneer of Atlanta
Evening star., 1928-10-01

Miss Genevieve Hendricks has re-
turned from several months in Europe,
where she travelled in the British Isles,
Belgium, France, Austria and Hungary.
Evening star., 1928-10-01

Mr.. and Mrs. James Patrick Smith of
New York have arrived in Washington
and will be at the Mayfower until the
close of the racing season at Laurel,
Md.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
New Stock Pens Are
Ordered For TOlna

Improvement Of facilities for ship
ping stock at Tolna has been ordered
by the state railroad board in case
brought by the Lavel, Dayton and
Forde Shipping association against
the Great Northern railroad.
The commission ordered the con-
struction of two additional stock
pens, each "a by as feet, and that
16-foct shed be constructed over one
end Of each pen.
The railroad also was directed to-
provide permanent chute for load
ing sheep into double-dcck cars, eed
racks and watering troughs. The
Great Northern railroad was in
structed to include provision for the
improvements in its 1929 budget and
to complete the work no later than
July next year.
Evidence presented ut the hearing
showed, the commission said in its
decision, that the need for adequate
sheep shipping facilities is increas-
ing and that pens capable for caring
for a given number Of range fed
stock are not large enough to handle
Tie sane number of farm, raised ami
mails. The increasing tendency to
ship stock in mixed lots also makes
more pens necessary, it was held.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
Wheat Crop Movement
Will Not Be Halted
by Railroad Strike

Answering q telegram from Gov
ernor A. G. Sorlie, the federal board
OF mediation has indicated that It
sees mo present reason for suppos-
ing the provisions Of law will not be
adequate to meet any situation likely
to arise" in connection with . pos
sible strike of trainmen on western
railroads.
The governors telegram, sent from
his sick bed, informed the mediation
commission that q railroad strike
would be a calamity" to the farmers
of this state by hampering their
movement Of crops. He suggested
that the mediation board ask Presi-
dent Coolidge to appoint fact-find-
ing commission to proceed under the
law, and if possible, avoid the threat
ened TRANSFORMATION tie-up.
In reply the mediation board called
attention to its public statement Of
August II and said there has been
no change since that time.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
TOURIST PAIR
VISITS IN CITY

Travelling 100000 miles in land
and air in four years in practically
every country on the globe, and us
ing 10000 gallons Of gasoline, 5000
gallons Of motor oil, 200 tires and
800 inner tubes is the unique plan
Of DR.. and Mrs. George Miller, Phil
adelphia, Pa.
The couple stopped in Bismarck
four days last week while their au-
tomobile was being repaired.
The doctor and his wife left Phil
adelphia July 4, and have visited N
Washington, New England, Canada.
They left Bismarck today, Alaska
bound.
They will travel all but 10000
miles Of their trip on land, accord
ing to their plans. They are col
Letting articles and data en- route for
museums and q book which they will
write at the end of their jaunt.
The couple is travelling on an In
ternational Globe Roller, a house on
wheels. The unique travelling dwell.
ling consists of four-fully equipped
rooms, two bedrooms, kitchen, ard
a parlor. While travelling the globe-
circlers may listen to radio programs
all over the country as they have a
receiving set installed in thei. auto.
The rooms are lighted by electric
light, and fresh water is available
at any time from their 65 gallon
fresh water tank.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27

threshed out 1T the California polls
Is recently - 1926. In that year
move was made to repeal the
Wright state prohibition enforce
lnent law, but the law was sustained
by SOS, 7S5 votes to 502, POS.
Where and how big will the wom-
ems vote be! What effect will the
wet and dry argument have on the
ballot box? How many voters will
carry their religious convictions in
to the voting booths? These are
some Of the question marks making
al, election in this state necessary
next November.
Senator Johns u has only ono op-
ponent in the primary. Charles il.
Randall, former congressman and
q prohibition leader, who IL both
q republican and prohibition party
candidate. The democratic aspirant,
unopposed, is Minor Moore, one Of
the party leaders Of southern Cali
fornia. Another prohibitionist, Wiley
]. Phillips and q woman Socialist,
Lena Morrow Lewis, complete tn.
group Of five seeking nomination to
the senate seat.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
CIVIL War VETERAN, ONLY CHINESE
ENLISTED, VISITS BOYH0OD HOME

Gloucester. He was only Is when,
In 1864, he stretched his age and
won enlistment in the army. He
was assigned to Company I, 23rd
Regiment under Capt. Edward Story
Of Gloucester.
At the battle Of Cold Harbor 4
member Of the company, William
E. Lowe, now living in Marblehead,
was wounded. Cahota took him to
the rear to an ambulance station
and then rejoiped the fighting line.
In recent years, when members Of
the old 23rd regiment have had
their reunions, Lowe has been the
only member Of Company to an
swer roll-call. He has responded as
"the only surviving member Of Com
pany l."
When Cahota learned that Lowe
was in Marblehead, somewhat i'll he
drove to the fellow-veteran's home
to greet him.
Cahota went west after the Civil
war, enlisted with the regulars
and remained with the army SO
years, until 1904, when he was re-
tired.
His residence is at the National
Sanatorium South Dakota.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
This is the ninth OF . series
of stories on the political situa-
ton in the various states.)
BY WELLAND r. GORDON
(AssOciated Press CorreSpondent)

NHSSV~AosSN A$0S NVSsSOpOss0VWs/
Los Angeles, Aug. 27.-tR-Cal.
ifornia's normal political complexion
is Enthusiastically republican, about
three to one. Democracy's job in
the present campaign Is 70 raise %
many blisters as possible on the face
Of the Golden State. Just how much
heat can be put into the blister
raising process is the problem that
has some Of the guessers stuttering.
The republican organisation Of
Herbert Hoover's home common
wealth reports = campaign machine
without . squeak Of discord, and
predicts with . certainty based On Z
long list Of G. 0. r. victories . ire
mendous majority for Hoover and
his policies from the Oregon line "a
the Mexican boundary.
Over the way, in Governor Smiths
pueblo, where the bray Of the demo-
cratic donkey browns the trumpeting
Of the republican elephant, there il
an entirely different chant.
What was done m 1916 can be
repeated in 1923, say the democrats.
In 1916 President Wilson carried the
state over Charles Evans Hughes BY
a few more than 400 votes. Smith
headquarters declares that pre-
liminary surveys reveal . condition
healthier from democracy's stand.
point than has ever before been
found so early in the campaign.
Smith leaders admit, however
that there must be q heavy turn.
over to make the hope or prophecy
come true. Three republicans t
one democrat throughout the state j,
quite q handicap.
The republican council table findl
parked beneath it in apparent har
mony for this campaign severa
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
CAMP BREAKS
ON AUGUST 80

More than 300 youths from five
states who have been attending
North Dakota's first Citizens Mill
tary Training camp at Fort Lincoln
this month are making preparations
to break camp and leave for their
homes Thursday, Aug. 80. after q
strenuous period of military activity,
recreation, and athletic training.
This announcement was made to-
day by officials Of the camp.
Routine training and reviews at
5 p. m. today and tomorrow are on
the schedule for today and tomorrow.
Wednesday the youths will have
physical inspection, and the remain
der Of the day will be taken up by
the visitors day program. Thursday
the camp will be demobilized and
youths will return to their homes in
North and South Dakota, Minnesota,
Iowa, and Nebraska.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27

Gloucester, Mass, Aug. 2H-R-
Edward Day Cahota, reputed 70 b
the only full-blooded Chinese TO en-
list in the union armies h the Civil
war, came to Gloucester this sum.
mer to revive boyhood memories.
The National Tribune, organ Of
-: veteran: Of tbs Grand Army OF
the Republic, Is authority for the
statement that Cahota WAS the only
Chinese to enlist for Civil war
service. The same authority states
that he was the only one Of his race
ever to enlist in the American req
ular army up to the time Of the
World war.
Cahota claims to be = Clouees-
terite, for his association with this
old seaport goes back more than 20
years. In 1857 Capt. Sargent 8,
Day, skipper Of the last Of the old
square-riggers sailing out Of Clou.
cester, was on . voyage 20 the
treaty ports Of China. While there
he took on = Chinese cabin boy Of
eight years who proved 90 likeabl(
that the captain adopted him unde,
the name Of Edward Day Cahota.
That was how Cahota reached
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
Finance Statements
No Longer Required

Treasurers of public corporations
are no longer required to publish fl
nancial statements in some newspa-
pers in the county in which the pub
lie corporation is located. Attorney
General George Shafer has held in
an opinion to George H. Drowley,
states attorney Of Sioux county.
The law requiring such publication,
Shafer said, was revised at the last
regular legislative session and the
provision requiring publication was
eliminated. The ruling, Shafer spec
flied, is applicable to the treasurers
of counties, townships and school lis
tricts.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-27
CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS MUST GRAB
VOTES USUALLY REPUBLICAN TO WIN

pairs Of political feet that in past
years have not been any too con-
siderate Of each others corns. Many
old line republicans who had not
passed the time Of day with Sen.
Hiram Johnson since he carried the
Bull Moose banner under Roosevelt
seem to have traded the tommyhawk
for pipe Of peace.
The senator, on his part, has an
nounced two keynotes in his CAM
paign for reelection, support Of
Hoover and q continued battle for
the Boulder Canyon dam bill.
California covers. so much ground,
politically as well as geographically.
that there is q wide divergence of
interests between the north and the
south. No campaign in southern
California, from dogcatcher to presi.
dent, Is complete without the Bould.
or Canyon dam issue. In the north.
ern part Of the state the dam is
more Of an academic question than
. hot poker.
The farm problem, to which presi.
Dental candidates of both major
parties have devoted much time
space and wordage, generally speak.
ing has not penetrated to Califor.
MAS rural districts. Growers in
this state have their problems. but
most Of the heavy crops are handled
| under orderly marketing systems
whose absence has bulked large il
! the farm issue elsewhere.
| However, there is in some of thu
local issues little dynamite to pro
vide fireworks for the state cam
paign and contribute to the blister
ing process in the national fight
One pyrotechnic potentiality is tn,
double-ended fire cracker know
as Revenue and Taxation" or tn
old puzzle of trying to mako stat
income and expenditure fit into |
balance sheet.
The prohibition question wa