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New Britain herald., 1928-10-30
OUTLOOK IS WAR
 SHAW DECLARES
Nad Blitkher Cites Italy as
 His Example
Copyright, 1928. In All Countries By United Press. All Rights
 Reserved)

Copyright. 1928. in All Countries
 By United Press, All Rights
 Reserved)
 London, Oct. 30 (uP)-"If they disarm they can still fight with their table knives and rabbit guns, or their teeth and claws" said a tall blue-eyed white haired old man with q Shavian beard in reply to the question: Do you think that the nations of the world will ever agree to disarm?'
 It was during a conversation be tween George Bernard Shaw. popu- larly knowns as ''G. B, S,", and the . United Press correspondent to whom he had granted an exclusive inter view. It took place at the great so- cialists satirist's apartment in Whitehall Court. superb block Of buildings from the windows of which the British war office is visi- hle. scarcely me hundred feet distant.
 Why am I never interviewed on serious questionsc" Shaw had asked in . witty statement recently pub lished.
 What about the effect of social Ism in peace. war and disarm- ament?" was the immediate query of tho United Press, to which the great writer replied: "All right then, put your questions and will do my best to answer them"
 Challenge Accepted
 The Shavian challenge was &C., cepted with the following result
 Do you believe" he was asked ''that pacts like the Kellogg pact arc of any use in the prevention of fu- ture wars?
 Are you satisfied that the United States is anxious to foster peace and good will among nations? Do you believe that her efforts, past and present, will have any serious effect upon the outlook of peace?"
 The United States" Shaw re- piled. proved in 1917 that it was more frantically bellicose than any of the Euroupean combatant. It sent girls to prison for eighteen years for deprecating war, and arrested men for quoting the constitution. All Christian nations preach peace and good-will-making quite g. fuss about it on the 25th of December until the first shot is fired and then-!!"
 In contrast to Americas peace ef- forts, Shaw was asked for his opin- ion on the soviets proposal for com plete world disarmament. He an- swered:
 'Yek of course. At worst Ger many and Austria would have had , square fight with Russia, leaving her western frontiers undefended against . friendly France. England and America. Even as it was, if the Kaiser had been properly brought up as a socialist he would have known that he could have done this with perfect safety. as none of his
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30
MARIE LYNCH G
Conn. Mother
 Proves Claim

Children don't ordinarily take to medicines but here's one that all of them love. Perhaps # shouldn't be called medicine at all. It's more like a rich. concentrated food It's pure, wholesome. sweet to the taste and sweet in your childs little stonl- ach. It builds up and strengthens weak. puny underweieht children, makes them eat heartily. brings the roses back to their cheeks. makes them playful, energetic, full of life. And no bilious, headachy, consti- pated, feverish, fretful baby or child ever failed to respond to the gentle influence of California Fig Syrup on their little bowels IL starts lazy bowels quick, cleans them out thor cuehly. tones and strengthens them 70 they continue to act normally Of their own accord.
 Millions of mothers know about California Fig Syrup from experl- ence. A Connecticut mother, Mrs. Nicholas Lynch, 1s2 Wethersfield Ave. Hartford. says: California Fig Syrup is certainly all that's claimed for 1t. have proved that with my little Patricia. Her bowels seemed to be weak. I started her on Fig Syrup when she was a few months old and it regulated her quick. ] have used it with her CT since for colds and every little set back and her wonderful condition tells better than words how it helps.''
 Don't be imposed on See that the Fig Syrup you buy bears the name California" so you'll get tho genuine. famous for 50 years.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30
LAURA YoLSTEAD 10 WE'D

Daughter ol Author q Prohthtttou
 AmeudHaoat Choooas lGts. Wtlle.
 beaadt = Hse Bridesmaid
 St. Paul. Nina. Oct. 90 OA1Miss Laura Ellen volstsad. whoss father. Andrew J. VolstsaA. was autheF, of the prohibition enforcement act. will bs married tonigAt to Carl J. Lomen of Nome. Alasks. and New York city.
 Mrs. Mabel Walker Willsbrandt, assistant United statas attorney gen- eral in chaygs of prohibition law prosecutions. will bs brideepaid. She was . celless classmats of Mis- Volstead. ...
 Lomen is . son of Judge and Mrs. c. J. Lomen of Nome.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30
mFfIER ARRE1Tu

Chicago, Oct % M-''Aiks Ds Piks" Hsttler. . familiar name . lev ysars aso when hs was host oi some of chicago's noted caharsta and raserts, ysstsrdsy became an accused kidnaper aud tsrrertst Of the bloody twentieth" ward.
 Already partly identtaed by wit- nesses bsfore the special gysnd jury
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30

If you Nisualise this man con-
 fortsbly seated in an armchair st hts desk. dressed ia . cosy brown pae
 jana suit and addFsssinG the visitor
 so masterfully that it makes Aim
 feel very small. thsD you have fair idea of what c. B. 9. is like.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30
Feed Fat Away The Food is i,, Md.1,,old

etha. Net esk eeastsat kss d vsight, est - hsa@ nd viiatily. Thps He - has spesea hen p3 toWW. .unlAesunk Lesspsoplemshis modern methoa.
 You coa ooo6 6o pasults wAersv0 yoa took. 6eades &gus0es6ssule. Epsa M | ae1 . wily. Ma Ad women w@ o& aad naa ,n1r VI.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30
NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. TUESDAY OCTOBER ao 1923

Following the ceremony. Nr. spA Mrs. Lomen will leave for Washins- ton. D. C.. they will make thsir homo in New York city.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30

q . participant ia the April cleo. tion disorders Hsitler was taken ipte custody ea chsress of hdnap. ing and assault with intent to laur-
 dsF. Cash beads q e7.S0e wsrs sst
 oo each charHs.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30

It ssams e9s@, but the modem mshod is to led evay excess fit.
 heioodnadmd substanee, tahn from cattle and shsepThsmount decided hy se;en. 66c tsstg . tWo rains adH.
 The reason 6 this: Medical ye. sesrh has ioand hsthe Qeeteanse q ~cacs fit kssin oesknnAd Lan@
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30

It l. really . disease. No exesciss oe dist can correct l.
 When that gland is undsr-scsiva too much food goes to fat Physicisns, th9 wueA ove1, inheatins obssity. now try to correct that condition.
 The main factor is embodied in Mnmols prescription tablets. 1hsy wsss pssiected h . famoas uasdieal laboratory. People have used them for more than 20 yea1-millions of boxes q thsm. Thsy hsvs told ths rssuls to
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30

This wssk is Hsrald CasGAsd Ad week. @ is next week for that matt ter.
New Britain herald., 1928-10-30

Tnthis sssehod foe snoess fatia ~ past thss mabssyou loekoA e a6oee. mal. Wahch tae fat fade ewey. Waleb the nsv vieoe thaE eonss. Ycu WiH bo amsssd md daliehAsd Doat @ es with . wsight q fst vhsn Q ny ass setting sleadss. Stszt todsy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
Next Presidential Inauguration
Should Be EpochaI

vHE widespread desire Of Washington people and, no
doubt the people of the nation that the next presl-
dential inauguration shall which many people OF
the nation shall participate as possible.
To obtain that participation bring here patriotic Amer-
cans in immense numbers the inaugural festivities should be
extensive scope with the inaugural procession as in former
days. composed Of numerous military and naval units and many
political and civic organizations.
The inauguration Of new President is not minor matter
in the minds Of American people From end of the land
20 the other all good citizens are vitality interested They
cannot all come here and take part but they view the
moving pictures get patriotic thrills from the attractive
Genes Moreover they are entitled just how it done
and they should in terse language be given their money
worth. =
As matter of patriotic public policy the Inauguration
should be SCALE full of of splendor
and LIE that 19oOOo0Oo American citizens through pictures
may be stirred with patriotic impulses and be made to feel
Their patriotism cannot be aroused to the fullest extent by
ceremonies that are restricted and simple in their nature
we 10 back to the inaugural parades Of other years. we
see the army well represented in cavaymen arerymen,
nfanymsn Che navy BY sailors and marines West Point by
its bsalons Of smart cadets Annapolis by its splendid mid
hpme and the country citizenship generally by large NUN
beers of snappy organisations.
Not since moving pictures have been brought to their present
perfection has there been fitting inaugural parade for al
America to witness screens and what more inspiring could
there be than such imposing spectacle Of the country
greatness and Of its patriotism?
The cost to the Treasury comparatively little The
enses are guaranteed by the business organizations OF Wash
ington which reimbursed through the sale Of tickets TO
andstands and to inaugural events But even there was
cost TO the Government il would be Justified.
Whether there will BE- the type Of inaugural the country
should March A. next will depend upon the candidate
who is successful November. It win depend upon how he
these matters The chairman Of the inaugural cere
monies have free hand to proceed with program that
will grip the interest Of the nation that viii arouse the fervor
Of AL Americans
Washington people It is for the benefit Of all the people Of
the country It the benefit Of the sturdy Americans who
cast their ballots # the presidential election and who feel
deep interest in their ccutys Government whoever may be
ct the head Of it,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06

R WILLIAM oRPEN great artist intelIgentIy applies
- his talent sometimes painting cartoons instead Of painting
individuals landscapes
In this Picture which has created sensation, Sir William
shows British judge in wig and gown servant holding
up and another bewigged servant leading passing 70
the bench TO DEAL OUT DEATH
TIE Judge himself, you tctters the edge Of the
grave
And viii go join the condemned criminal IA that
strange abode beyond the grave.
Admirably painted the feebleness Of justice that with
will strangle fellow human being to DEATH the pcmp
and self importance Of the servants crying out Make
way the other holding the chain Of justice What splendid
comment mans glory and civilization. What satire
the brutality Of capital punishment.
More artists Of ability should devote their genius pictures
satrzng the folly, weakness and brutality Of mankind
Hogarh did other great painters have done IT. but
many The majority content to paint things that they
human faces Or landscapes.
they world paint humanity, bring human beings faco
to face with their weaknesses Charles Dickens did 81
his savage attacks cruelty to children and the debtors
prison. the artists would be useful And many that
struggle for thin living might prosper.
Many rich man would pay good price for picture
like this with REAL MEANING Especially the meaning
happened to suit him. It might NOT suit him. it told
much truth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
ABANDON FORCE
THE great problem toward the solution Of
Is gradually moving is the abandonment Of !

rHE great problem the solution which civilization
Is gradually moving is the abandonment Of force
IT simple thing 1t is not something that
solved merely ideasts IT complex and calls for
all and patience
trouble that organized society at present has
force its ultimate basis Every city has its policemen and
courts as and the country has its army and
We like things done away with, but
impossible As ideal toward which work
practical, present thing it be done.
only other nations and other people, but it
is ourselves.
difficulty always among milarists
mperias chauvsts and expoers of force enough
duce constant irritation offense people We
about other nations and cannot prevent outbreaks Of
If ideaists all pacifists problem would
be We could abandon force and appeal the world
initiate and would probably get away with it.
But all deaists There people
who yet confuse patriotism with bellcosity.
already abandoned large extent Corporate punishment
public schools has largely been abandoned Recently
teacher said he surprised that American school children
rarely whipped bitterly denounced BY
school men opposing corporal punishment
"A recently administered
criminals But reliance physical force
public morals The teacher parent who whips children, the
policeman sheriff that always gets man. soldier who
kills with bayonea Of these drags the progress
civilization
yncng brutazng police headquarters puts
fine character nobody q publ
execuhoner's job
We ougrowing exhibitions Of physical force but the
change gradual For everybody ideals
Christ is not impractical, but it takes time - ~ 10
Evolution slow and social evolution slowest
things there is.
resoluey the IDEAL but let US
that still faulty
past is stil with
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DIR. C. A. L. Reed

Once when I was practising my
profession, as a very young man,
in a cattle and sheep-raising coun-
try, was called to a remote
point to see a baby. The little
infant was reduced practically to
skin and bones for lack of
proper nourishment. 1t was
about five months old and its
mother had "lost her milk" at
three months. They had been
trying to feed it on cows milk, of
which there was an abundance.
They had endeavored in every
way possible to adjust the milk to
the baby's requirements.
It seemed, however, that the
child had what is called an lido
syncrasy against cows milk. At
any rate, all the experiments had
been failures. In this dilemma
directed that the infant be fed on
sleeps milk, of which there was
also an abundance, on the ranch.
The result was almost magical.
The child at once picked up and
continued to thrive.
The experience which I have
just related prompted me to fol-
low up the question of sleeps
milk and it's availability for fooi
purposes.
Sleeps milk is the richest Of
all milks. It contains more than
two-fifths more protein, about
twice as much fat, trifle less
sugar than cows milk. When de-
prived Of its water, that is to say
when evaporated, sleeps milk
contains, according to KONG, 81
per cent protein, 81 per cent, fat,
80 per cent milk sugar and 5
per cent nitrogen. When burned
its ash is found to contain some
iron and some chlorine, while be-
ing exceedingly rich in both
phosphorus and lime.
Once, when in Barcelona, I saw
a number of she-asses being
driven about the street. On each
animal was a cover bearing the
sign Approved by the College of
Physicians" On inquiry I found
that each animal that bore this
sign had been carefully examined
and approved by the chief medical
authority of the city for milk pur-
poses. They had, in fact, been
bred for this particular purpose.
The result of such a breeding was
that ca animal had an udder
that was more suggestive of a
Jersey COW than of any she-ass
with which I previously had been
acquainted. These animals were
driven to the doors and milked in
the presence Of the customer.
There was no question about the
purity of the mill" so far as de-
terioration from transportation was
concerned. I find that while
asses milk is very palatable, con-
tanning within a fraction OF as
much milk sugar as cows milk,
and as much as mothers milk, 1t
contains much less of both protein
and fat than the former.
, There are a number of nonadic
tribes, notably in Bulgaria and
Turkey, that live largely on asses
milk. The original koumis was
and is made from this particular
milk, although in the United States
we are now using the ferment in
cows milk. Asses milk is like
wise extensively used by the no.
MAIDS Of the Near East, likewise Of
the more distant Orient, as the
basis for an alcoholic fernaenta-
tlon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06

biscuits from papas without
murmur. But when it comes to
the dear. old game. of love we still
cling to our romantic traditions
and insist that the groom shall be
a Sturdy Oak and the bride a
Clinging Vine. And we feel that
we have been double crossed
when they turn out to be quite
otherwise.
Mary Borden in her lovely book,
wThree Pilgrims and a Tinker"
saws this of the big, silent man
who is Marion Dawnay's husband:
"Women were strange. He didn't
understand them. The point was
that he. pretended to be what she
thought him-a strong, ruthless
brute. Women like that kind Of
men only there weren't any.
really. No men that he knew were
strong or brutes. They were
weak, really. and shy, and lonely,
only they couldn't admit it be-
cause their women wouldn't love
them If they did"
This is an honest picture OF
men as they really are. It is also
a fine and beautiful picture, only
II is little disappointing II
you've had your heart set on a
cave man.
Silly, indolent. sensual women
often have their hearts set on
cave men not because cave men
are actually preferable, but be-
cause they think strong men
make life softer and more exciting.
But truly fine and generous
wonderland most women are fine
and generous with the man they
Iove-are not permanently disap-
nointed when they find that their
husbands are actually little shy,
lonely boys. They love them all
the more because they are. And
when that happens, marriage is
truly q sacrament.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06

Dorothy didn't thrill easily. She
: has been earning her living for
eight years, and she had rejected
quite a few personable young
men. But Arnold was different.
Here at last was her Ideal Male.
But now. after eight months of
marriage, Dorothy is beginning to
feel that she has been cheated.
1t is increasingly apparent that
Arnold isn't an Ideal Male at all.
He is just Big Little Boy. He
isn't wild or bold or devilish in
the least. Indeed much of the
time he acts exactly as il Dorothy
were his mama and he cannot un.
derstand why she is so edgy
about it.
A great many young couples
are facing this same situation. It
is not a happy situation and it
often ends tragically because they
do not understand it and cannot
cope with 1t. The fact Is that
men and women are just begin
ming to discover the truth about
each other.
Perhaps men and women knew
the truth about each other in
those first days when they
tramped the trail together, fac
ing a common enemy, but that
was a long time ago. When
women began to be cooped up in
houses and became economically
dependent on men, a great mis-
understanding arose between the
sexes. The Age of Chivalry in.
tensified that misunderstanding.
1t was a very romantic age. but
most misleading. 1t was based on
the assumption that women were
weak and helpless and men strong
and reliant. Which. in both cases,
was a thousand miles from the
truth. AS any lady barber now
knows.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
Republican TWeedIe Dee---
Democratic Tweedle Dunn.

WHAT difference there between the Democratic and
w Republican prohibition planks7 The Republicans re
affirm the attitude of the American people toward the Federal
Constitution declared by Abraham Lincoln
Hardly, Lincoln ddn out and ignore part Of the Cons
tuition that happened not to please him.
The Democratic Party pledges an honest effort to enforce
the Eighteenth laws enacted pursuant
thereto" meaning the Volstead law.
What honest effort? Put in jail any man that buys
from booegger enabling every bootlegger to bacma his
customers and you will have something like prohibition at
least among the prosperous respectable But that
isn't what either party wants.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
Those Beautiful Officials!
How They Love to Strut Their Stuff

IL but five Of the photographers were ordered
off the field where athletes competed places on the
team that will represent America at the Olympic games The
other then refused take any pictures saying that
would been plenty of for all If there
had not been such big army Of Officials the field
How fooshE The photographers do understand yhy
send athletes the Olympic and all other games The real
for sending them to draw big crowds to admire the
Officials who and strut all the place wearing
shiny badges gilt and purple nse and pose the admire
ton the ladies Photographers reporters athletes
have business to get in their way Major J. Walsh and
his committee who stopped the photographers were quite
right.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
FORTUNATE
ARTISTS

Works Of art of Colombia artists,
which are awarded prizes in for
eign exhibits or in open competi-
ton, will I've acquired hereafter
by the Government for national
museupE. according To recent en-
actn1ent Of the congress OF Co
lomhis. Legal provision was made
at the same time for IA foreign
scholarships, one from each de.
partment, to enable young. men
and women to pursue the study of
firm aytD " e41se countries.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
nor OF H z
O FREER Ia

AOhO L n I
~ FREER is
disappointed in
her new hus-
band. w h e n
she married Ar
mold she thought
him the most
remarkable man
on earth. He
exactly fit t e d
her picture Of
what her hus.
band should be.
He was tall,
handsome, sup
pie, with a look
Of s rpri sed
deviltry on his
lean, dark face.
Every time Dor.
othy saw him
coming toward
h e r, delicious
thrills ran up
and down her
SD Inc. A nd
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
Death? Certainly
Pistol Shot3 Never.

4 MAN in New York jumped overheard, tired Of Hfe
"A policeman threw him rope; he wouldn't take it. He
refused the rope three times Then the policeman having
exhausted his resources became policeman pulled his re-
vover and said Come ashore will put bullet in
you
The woud-be suicide sailor, ashore. He wanted
to die, but DIDN'T want to be shot,
Fear Of death in certain forms is interestng One man
because he hadn't the courage to walk along trunk
thrown deep chasm shot himself dead killed
himself to avoid the dangers of duel.
And nearly all of fear THOUGHT mental effort moro
than do death ITSELF and strive to get through life avoid
ing It.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06
LISTEN, WORLD!

But unfortu-
nately, we all
haven't the So
Geological oppor-
tunities Of lady
BARRIERS. Most OF
US are ordinary.
dumb humans
struggling along
in an amazing
a n d confusing
era. We have
adapted o u r.
selves I q lrly
well to remark.
able social, po-
litical and indus
trial changes.
The sight Of
girls with ball
lots and boys
with marcels no
longer throws
us into a duck
fit. We buy
our bonds from
mamas and our
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06

The things which must be,
must be for the best.-Lytton.
Hog many thing which we cast
70 the ground,
When others pick it up becomes
. gefnl Meredith.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-07-06

A long engagement is an awful
strain on the affections. Many
a girl has spent years waiting for
a man to get his start" only to
find that when he got 1t, 1t
started him in another woman's
direction.
1t isn't the initial lie he tells
a woman that costs a man so
much effort-it's the upkeep.
SONG OF A HOUSE OWNER
There never was q tyrant
Like that little house OF mine!
It's always WANTING something;
Now a crimson rambler vine
Now a load of loarn or top-soil,
Now mating for the floor
And now another coat of paint
And now new front door.
No mistress ever drove a man
So hard-yet. / opine.
No man e'er loved 4 woman
AS I love that house of mtneI
For when I'm city-weary
And my thoughts begin to rust.
And all the little corners
OF my soul seem filled with dust.
y Ny house throws open wide its arms
And takes me to its breast:
And there. amid the roses.
find solitude-and REST