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Evening star., 1928-08-01
J. Henry Hiser. manager Of the bas
SWIMMING DRAW MADE

AMSTERDAM. August l Gpl.-The
draw for the Olympic swimming cham
pionshipS starting Saturday Is featured
by the pairing OF Clarence Crahbe OF
Honolulu, leading American 400-meter
free-style contender. In the same flrst
trial heat as Arne Borg of Sweden and
Andrew Boy" Charlton OF Australia.
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cRANDALL TO PLAY AGAIN.

WICHITA, Kans,. August tn
James o, (Docl crandall. known IS
Years ago as relief pitcher and pinch
hitter for the New York Giants, has
quit the role Of magnate TO return TO
the PLAYING ranks at Sacramento. Calf
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NAVY YARD NINE WINS.

AggieS staged fnur-run rally IN the
closing session yesterday to no avail,
In Cnlored Departmental League Slade
and r, Moora led N bat
Evening star., 1928-08-01
TWIN OAKS NINE WINS.

Hitting hard behind the fine pitching
of Chumbri, Twin Oaks Playground
nine yesterday swamped Raymond Play
ground team, II to l.
Evening star., 1928-08-01
BIG LEAGUE STATISTICS
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Chicago, 4; Washington. 5.
Detroit, :; Boston, 2.
New York, l2; Cleveland, p.
Philadelphia. 81 st. Louis. 4.
STANDING OF THE CLURs.
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THREE DOUBLE HEADERS
LISTED FOR NATIONALS S

CHICAGO, August H1. Twelve
additional double headers were an
nounced by the American League to-
day. They are
August /, h0kton at Chicago
August "a, Detfoit at nostan
August as, Cleveland At Washington, Chi.
tsso .at philadelphia, Detroit AT New York
aud ST. Louis Al Boefnn,
September I, Detroit ct Ghtcako
Haptembet b Washlnstnn al New York.
ssnlembsT philadAlnhIa at Boston
gentemheF a. Fhlladalphia III New York
Asi'tsmhsF TO- Boston IA Washington
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TIP FOR FISHERMEN.

HARPERS FERRY, w. Va. August
The Potomac River was clear and
the Shenandoah was very cloudy today.
Evening star., 1928-08-01
PIEDMONT LEAGUE.
THREE EYE LEAGUE.

WinSton-Salem, IA; Salisbury, Ia.
Raleigh. s.; High Point, I.
Greensboro. Z; Durham, q tt0 inninKsl.
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SOUTHEASTERN LEAGUE.

Albany, 3-s; SavPnnah, al.
Columbus. 6-i; Selma, 10
MONTGOMERY. 3: Pensacola. l.
jacksonville Tampa (wet groundsl.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
New York, s.4, Chicago. 7-ie.
Brsoklyn, 3; Cincinnati, 2.
BNsten, II. Pittsburgh, 3,
81. Louis. IL, Philadelphia, S.
STANDING or THE CLUBs.
Evening star., 1928-08-01

DAnville. 4 Peoria. q.
Decatur. 4: Evansville. I.
Springfield-Terre Haute traini.
Quincy BLOOMINGTON tratn(.
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PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.

San Francisco. Z, Los Angeles. Z.
Hollywood. 1; Missions,
Portland. a. Seattle, |.
Oakland. 7. Sacramento, q.
Evening star., 1928-08-01

THREE contests listed today among
weekday league teams will de-
eide championships. Pullmans
4 and Express we're TO battle for
Evening star., 1928-08-01

BLUE RIDGE LEAGUE.
HaEerstown, 4; Hanover, T.
MartinShurE. s. Waynesboro. 5.
Chambershurg, 8; Frederick. :.
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SOUTH ATLANTIC ASSoCIA-
TIoN.

Asheville, ?; Spsrtanburg. /.
Macon. S. Charlotte, /.
Augusta. s; Columbia, o.
Knoxville, IS; Greenville, ,.
Evening star., 1928-08-01

Fairmont. IS, Ckarleroi. 5.
Scottdale. 10; Jeannette, Z.
Cumberland, s: Johnstown, ;,
Wheeling, 8; Clarksburg, 3.
Evening star., 1928-08-01
TEXAS LEAGUE.

Waco. /. Shreveport, a,
San Antonio. 5; Dallas, O.
Wichita Falls, S. Beaumont, ,.
Houston, :. Fort Worth, 4.
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RECORDS OF CRIFFMEN
PITCHING.

GLIB BATTING.
q. AB. n. n. SB. s.H. Pet
Io4 8,ssa ase ieos iN IS $40
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MINOR LEAGUE RESULTS
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.

Baltimore, 10: Reading. 8.
Montreal, 3 Toronto, ,
Buffalo. 5: Rochester. 4.
Newark, 6 Jersey City, l.
Evening star., 1928-08-01
MIpATLANTIc LEAGUE


MIDATLANTIC LEAGUE.
Fairmont. is, charleroi. 5.
Scottdale. 10; Jesnnette, z.
SSmssrlsns. ThesInsa &. Sl,1Ssss1S 4 1SSanssSvs,
oUTH ATLANTIC AssocIA-
TIoN.
Asheyille, ?; spartanburg. 1.
Macon. S: Charlotte, /.
Augusta. s. Columbia, o.
Knoxville, io Greenville, ).
SOUTHEASTERN LEAGUE.
Albany. s-s; savsnnah. Al.
Columbus, 81; Selma, 20.
Montsomery. !: Pensacola. ],
jacksonville Tampa twet grounds.
PIEDMONT LEAGUE.
winston Salem. IA; Salisbury. i-a.
assnaSoSo Rslsish: :, Hish nPSsm PSins, ia ,,,,r,n
THREE EYE LEAGUE.
Danvills. I; Peoria, q
Decatur. 4: Evansville. l.
Springfaeid~ ~Terre Haute tratnl.
Quincy -Riu0mington tratnN.
TEXAS LEAGUE.
Waco. /: Shreveport. a.
San Antonio. S; Dallas, O.
Wichita Falls. S; Beaumont. .
Houston, :: Fort Worth, I,
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.
San Francisco. Z, Los Angeles, J.
Hollywood, 1; Missions,
Portland. o. Seattle, |.
OAKLAND y, Gacrau1Antn
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION.

IDIeu0s = GIs F9HIt Z.
Milwaukee. IL Louisville. II.
Kansas CITY Indianapolis (rsin).
Evening star., 1928-08-01

y ETROIT, August At the head
of the second division when
they reached Chicago last Sat
H. urday the Nationals were no
snn1anr IF this morning uaiaera
Evening star., 1928-08-01

. ANDLOT battles on Friendship
T. Field and Union League Park
diamonds this Sunday will be the
. principal attractions among the
unlimited contenders for the Dis
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DEPARTMENTAL LEAGUE
aovERNMENr rFAour
MERCHANTS, LEAGUE.
FEDERAL LEAGUE.

NXntess ,..,.,.,,.., 4
southern Il. n, Withdrawn,
Washinsten Tefminai-s~Withdl AVN,
Evening star., 1928-08-01

Total Gam. Com. Inn'ts
faHes. start. ram. nifehad. "
The monitor., 1928-11-09
CYef rT'tc'n Noted
for Varieties of Cows

Recently d local contemporary in
formed lis readers that certain 81
amese nobleman. whose interests In
the dairyine industry are well known
and meritoriously popular. has Aus
trallan cows He said that he hadn't.
thai his cows were Zebu. the Indian
bumped COW or the purely native one
Which lcatiS us To remark that of
all the lands on earth Great Britain
presumably has the greatest number
of breeds Of cows The Royal Agri-
cultural society recognizes the Short
horn Hereford. Sussex. Welsh. Long
horn. Aberdeen-A Angus. Belted Gallo
way. galloway Park Dairy Shorthorn4
Lincolnshire Red Shorthorn. Devon
South Devon. Red Poll. Blue Albion.
British Friesian. Ayrshire, Guernsey
Kerry and Dexter. Which would
seem quite a lot for the small area
that Is their habltat-Siam Observer
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Early Fret on Match
o. Primitive Design

The "Portable Fire Box" as it was
called, was one of the earliest forms
of instantaneous lights" and was in
vented in Italy in lTS6. Similar To Fl
was the "Promefhean Match" patent
ed by Samuel Jones. an Englishman
in 1928 A minute quantity of sulphur
ic acid sealed in tiny glass vesicle.
surrounded by compound of chlorate
of potash, was inelosed in paper
spill. When the glass vesicle was
broken, either by the hammer sup
piled with the ''nHitch" or with the
teeth, the acid inilamed the potash and
ignited the paper
Despite the many claimants the
honor of inventiia the first real ''fric
zion match" of the kind with which
we are familiar to-day belongs to John
Walker, Stockton On-Tess chemist
In 1926 he WIS selling his friction
lights for a shilling for hundred
and twopence for the box. The match
was pressed between the fingers in
piece of sandp.'per
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Primi.iue Counting

While enjoying holiday In Fin
land. writes an English traveller. few
across by seaplane to spend day In
Reyal. the capital of Esthonia. and |
was very interested TO see that in all
shops they still use the ancient and
primitive abacus. the frame with col
ored baffs. used In kindergartens. for
purposes Of adding. ! went first 10
a bank 10 change sovereign They
accepted the coin with some suspicion
and checked the notes they gave me
on one Of these ball frames. and
when | went to the post office to get
set of stamps as souvenir they
totaIed fhe amount had to pay by
the same method. I am no mathe
matician. but got my total first
The monitor., 1928-11-09
The Native Doctor

The native trained In medical work
Is becoming a main factor in bringing
about the new day In Africa, states
the Missionary Herald, an English
Baptist monthly II says further: NJ
Louis Franck's humorous description
Of the native medical assistant con
fronting the witch doctor could he
echoed by every missionary. "Stand-
ing before the witch doctor he says
to that 9ncient charlatan-'You are
an ass. and then proceeds TO prove
H. Look says he. Through the lens
of my microscope at the minute crea-
fure shown there. This is the cause
of disease. not the entrance Of an
evil spirit. You know nothing al all
about IT, am the one who knows
Hence the end of the witch doctors
influence"
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Listen TO 1t Grow

If you wish TO Try an unusual ex
perience find "a cininp of eulaiia OF,
the first really warm day of spring
when the trees are ieafless. the ground
bare, and the thermometer hovers be
tween 10 and 80 Then stand quietly
and listen to II grow You will soon
hear a sharp click among this hardy
tall-plumed plant that grows on lawus
in all parts of the country. II will
sound as loud as u snap of your fin
gers. New shoots are trying to push
between the Stalks Of last year. and
the flinty hardness of the dead culms
holds them back. Youth will not be
denied. The shoots shoulder their way
between the bases of the old canes
expanding quickly In the spring sun
shine. The strain increases until the
old wood gives way with a snap
Nature Magazine.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
OXLEY AGAIN LEGION
VICE-COMMANDER

Gastonia, N. C.--(By the A. N. P.)
R. Gregg Cherry, COM
mander, department of North Caro-
lima, the American Legion, has an
nounced the reappointment of Lieut..
Lawrence A. Oxley as department
vice-commander. This marks the
third consecutive year that Lieut..
Oxley has been selected by Negro
and white veterans OF the state to
serve as one of the four department
vice-commanders. Three of the de-
partment vice-commanders are white
veterans. Norch Carolina is the only
state where a veteran of color has
been selected as a department Off
GER, in the American Legion. In
addition to his many duties relating
to the welfare of Negro veterans in
the state, Lieutenant Oxley for the
past four years has been state di-
rector of Negro welfare for North
Carolina.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
When Gasoline Was
Dumped Into Ocean

in the process of distilllng petro-
ieum, the lighter oils, naphtha and
gasoline are first obtained, and these
were considered waste products for
many years. Kerosene, the heavier
oils and greases. constituted the great
est demand, and gasoline had only a
limited use in exceedingly small guam
titles. such as the cleaning of fabrics.
Not only was gasoline practically
useless in the good old days." but II
was dangerous because of the attend
ant risk of fire which was ever present
wherever quantities were stored. Mil
lions of gallons were loaded into huge
tanks on barges. transported far out
to sea, and there dumped. Thus was
the fire hazard averted-
Fhe advent of the internal combus-
ton engine changed all this, and gaso-
line In few years became the princi-
pal product of the petroleum trade.
Kerosene lost caste with the coming
of the electric light The development
of the automobile made the petroleum
industry one of the richest of the ma
ton, and the dangerous byproduct'
became one of our principal articles
of trade
In the early days OF the automobile.
when fuel WIS cheap. few Inanufac
turers paid much attention to operat-
ing costs oi their cars. Automobiles
were costly. ard the men who pur
chased them were wealthy. Gasoline
was comparatively cheap. and the early
automobiles used plenty of 1t.
Modern times have changed all this.
and economy of operation is one of
tie essential requirements of the pres
enf-day automobile Exhaustive tests
are made and every available scientific
aid is used in this research.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Great Minds Affuned
to Natures Temples

There is sincerity In nature, and,
In the free out of doors, things reGiiy
are most often what they seem, de-
spite the vagaries of mirage and the
receptions Of distance occasioned By
atmospheric clarity.
The artificial needs a particular set
ting. The sunshine and the stars and
The groves were Dlvinity's first tenn
pies because they were and remain the
most fitting temples In which the Uni
yersal Spirit may be worshiped- In
the groves. ON the mountainsides. by
The shores of the seas we find dignity
and peace and repose-the something
which appeals directly to the soul.
There is there nothing of the garish.
nothing of the vulgar. nothing of the
trivial and small, no distracting rough
ness of harmony to hold US to the
commonplace experiences of life.
So Socrates went speaking In the
open. as did the vagabond vilIon when
coming his immortal melodies. as did
Goldsmith and Walt Whitman and
many another who got close to the
heart of the Spirit of Nature.
So Jesus-Man of the open spaces
spoke from the mountasn and the field
and from under the trees: by the
brookside. and where the murmur of
the sea waves filled the mind and the
soul with thoughts of harmony-Cin
cinnati Enquirer.
The monitor., 1928-11-09

A most marvellous sunset this eve
ming outside the Bah Djedid. The
vast plain in its arid desolation gave
rhe impression of a desert, flooded
with the gold light of the level sun.
The clouds hung over the mauve
mountains of Trozza and Serdi. i'm
pregnated with purple and trimmed
with bright gold 1t was a land of
faery, dissolying under the enchant-
ment of the sun. whose power drew
forth such fantasies In blue, red
green and yellow Behind us lay the
walls of the city. In the rosy light of
evening. which fell upon towers and
cupolas. Then In the still air. as the
world faded under an emerald sky.
came the clear voice Of the muezzin
calling the faithful to prayer. while
through the gates the shepherds slow.
~ led in their flocks.-From the Diary
of Russell Beresford.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Danger in Transplanfing

Trees, like people, lose adar' 'ility
with advancing age. and ira
lively minor change In their eiisrnn
ments may be fatal
Entomologisfs Of the Department OF
Agriculture say that transporting al
most always Is a severe test for trees
Of considerable size and many trans
planted trees are attacked by insects
II most Of the large trees In grove
are killed. leaving only a border OF
trees or small groups. the survivors
often suffer serious damage and die
This may be the result of a dis
turbance of moisture conditions and y
change from general shade to large
areas of sun-baked soil. Borers then
may complete the deadly work.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Milky Way

The most siupendous Of all celestial
objects is the Galaxy. more commonly
known as the Milky Way. In fact II is
our whole universe. Of which the sun
with all its attendant family Of plan
cts, including asteroids and satellites
as well as comets. forms very hum
Bile member Its appearance as dim
white band crossing the heavens Is
merely matter of perspective; fha'
band marks simply the plane Of great
est extension of the Milky Way-fhe
direction in which the stars. In reality
fairly uniformly distributed. aIlrHi
congesied by flie effect Of distance
Many OF these stars are immensely
brighter than the sun.
The monitor., 1928-11-09

to any one who has something to say
as long as they say it with some de-
gree of literary merit. 1t will cater
to no especial eoterie nor will its con-
tributors be confined to Negro writ
ers alone. Harlem" will be an en-
deavor on the part of its editors to
provide the Negro public with a first
class literary magazine which will
enable them to know what is going
on in the world of thought, awaken
their interest in things not necessar-
lily connected with the race, and bring
them fresh viewpoints on old prob
lens.
The new magazine is edited by
Wallace Thurman, who is the author
of "The Blacker the Berry," a novel
of Negro life to be published this
winter by Macaulay, and the CO.
author of the play "Black Belt" to
be produced in New York this season.
Mr. Thurman is also well known as
a contributor TO the various literary
magazines and has been connected
in the past with the editorial staffs
of The Messenger and The World
Tomorrow. Aaron Douglas, whose
distinctive work is known throughout
the country, and who also did the IL
Illustrations for Goods Trombones,"
by James Weldon johnson, is the art
editor.
Harlem" is published by the H.
X. Parker Publishing company, with
offices at 2376 Seventh avenue, New
York City.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
URBAN LEAGUE INCREASES
FELLOWSHIPS TO SIX

The National Urban League an
nounces that three additional fellow
ships have been added to the total
number maintained by the League at
leading schools of social work. These
three are the Julius Rosenwald Fund
Fellowships of $1,000 each, and have
been awarded to Norman r. Bolden,
C. FELTON, Gayles and Wiley A. Hall.
Mr.. Bolden, who has been assigned
to the Graduate School of Social Ad-
ministration of the University of
Chicago, is a graduate of the Univer-
sity of Pittsburgh, B. A., 1926, and
last year taught at the A. and T.
College, Greensboro, N. C. Mr..
Gayles, who is assigned to the New
York School Of Social Work, is a
graduate of Morehouse College, A.
B., 1924, spent semester at the
Graduate School of Northwestern
University and was teacher and coach
last year at Tennessee State College.
Mr.. Hall, assigned to the University
of Pittsburgh, is graduate of Vir-
ginia Union University, and was a
teacher for several years at the Arm
strong High school, Richmond, Va.
Previous to this time, he was in in
surance work.
The other Fellows of the League
are Miss Louise A. Thompson, the
ELLA Sachs Plotz" Fellow, assigned
to the New York School of Social
Work, who is graduate of the Uni
versity Of California and last year
was teacher at Hampton Institute;
Joseph S. Jackson, graduate 1927
Livingstone College, Salisbury, N. c.,
joint Fellow Of the League and the
New York School of Social Work, as
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Inventions by Women

One woman had the idea to make
silver forks and spoons with curving
handle, which prevented their slipping
into the plate. such a good idea that
1t Is strange no one ever thought of
It before The traveller who finds his
portable desk Joy has woman to
thank for the invention. A lock fau.
ret for metal containers is an inven.
vention in practical demand for hotel
storeroorns and an important safety
device The same woman invented
also handy needle threader to use
on sewing machines
The monitor., 1928-11-09
URBAN LEAGUE EXECUTIVE
TO ADDRESS CONFERENCE

Eugene Kinckle Jones of New
York, executive secretary of the Ma
tional Urban League, will be the
principal speaker on Monday even
ing, November 18th, at the State
Conference of Social Workers. Mr.
Jones' subject is "The Negroes OPP
portunity Today" On Thursday
morning he will open the discussion
on Race Relations. Several of the
local social workers are scheduled to
appear on the program during this
session. On Wednesday noon, Mr..
Jones will be the guest of the Omaha
Urban League board of directors at
a luncheon at the University Club.
On Wednesday he viii address a pub
lie melting in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Mr.. Jones is recognized authority
in race relations and he has had a
wide and varied experience as a So
cial worker He was one of the ten
Americans chosen as delegate to
the International Conference of So
cial Workers in Paris. For several
years he has served as member of
the executive board of the National
Conference of Social Workers.
He is one of the seven founders of
the Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity of
college men and officer of the Ma
tional Tennis Association.
Meetings held at the Jewish Com
munity Center, Twenty-ninth and
Dodge streets. The admission is free.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
OMAHA URBAN LEAGUE
HONORS NATIONAL EXECUTIVE

A public reception will be given
for Mr.. Eugene Kinckle Jones, execu-
tive secretary of the National Urban
League, on Tuesday evening, Novem-
Der 18th, between the hours of and
10 p. M, at the North Side Y. w. c..
A., Twenty-second and Grant streets.
Mr.. Jones is one of the outstanding
authorities in America in the field of
social work and this occasion will af-
ford an opportunity for number of
Omahans to meet him.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Love of Open Inherent

The impulse to get into the open
is primitive in US. We love the breath
Of the spaces not cluttered with
houses and rank with the odors of
civilized life. Under the stars and the
moon we can think clean thoughts
From the busy fields we can drink
inspirations unknown to the office and
the counting house. In the song OF
the winds we may hear the cradle
lullabies of our infancy or the strange
melodies which thus come, different
and alone. to the individual SOUL
Kansas City Times.
The monitor., 1928-11-09

signed to the New York School of So
cial Work, and James H. Baker, Jr.,
graduate 1926 Lincoln University and
last year graduate student in Person.
mel Management and Industrial Re-
lations at the University of Pennsyl-
vania, assigned to the University of
Pittsburgh.
These six Fellows are training to
enter some form of social work and
it is thought that several of them
will be later assigned to executive po-
sitions with the Urban League move
ment.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Must Be Right to Endure

| am not discouraged. Things will
right themselves The pendulum
swings one way and then another
But the steady pull Of gravitafion Il
toward the center Of the earth Any
structure must he plumb II II Is 70 en-
dure, or tie building will fall So II
Is with nations. Wrong may seem to
triumph. Right may seem to be de
feated- Put the gravitafi0n Of eternal
justice is toward the Throne of Goo
Any political institution which is 10
endure must he plumb with the line Of
justice. From the last speech of John
p. Altgeld.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
New Yellowstone Geyser

Many people are In the habit of re
garding geysers as stable institutions
like mountains and lakes But such Is
not the case. Geysers come and go
with little notice This is proved BY
the fact that recently one of the iarg
est geysers In the world opened up In
Yellowstone National park. Twice q
day the new geyser spouts terrific.
stream of water about rs feet high
and continues for three hours Its
crater is 100 feet sdde. 100 long. and
8 deep. 1t is near the famous Excel
sior geyser which ceased te spout in
1888.
The monitor., 1928-11-09
HARLEM ISSUES NEW
MAGAZINE

New York, N. Y.-(By the A. N.
P.)-"Harlem,' a forum of Negro
life, is new independent monthly
magazine, the initial issue of which
appeared during the first week of
November. This issue contains a
number of articles, stories, poems and
book reviews by many well-known
and prominent Negro writer's.
Walter White, assistant secretary
of the N. A. A. C. p, and author of
two novels, "The Fire in the Flint"
and Flight" contributes an article
entitled "For Whom Shall the Negro
Voter" in which he discusses the at
titude of both of the old parties to-
ward Negroes. Mr.. White suggests
that it is far better that the Negro
marshall his vote for local purposes
than to be concerned Immediately
with the presidential election. He a.
so pleads that the Negro cease being
a slovenly or easily corrupted voter.
In the same issue, Alain Locke,
professor of philosophy at Howard
university, and editor Of "The New
Negro" writes en- "Art or Propagan-
da?" giving voice to the hope that
through art the Negro will find a
new means of combating race pref
udice and his own inferiority COM
pick. Also in this issue there is a
short story by Langston Hughes, au-
thor of sThe Weary Blues" and
"Fine Clothes TO the Jew a pen
portrait Of hard-boiled amusing Me-
gro top-sergeant, named Wool, by
George S. Schuyler; a resume Of the
"breaks" which have caused certain
welI-known Negro actors to the top
of their profession by Theophilus
Lewis, and other essays, short stories
and poems.
Harlem" is to be without any
prejudice or specific policies, dedi-
Gated to the idea Of giving expression
The monitor., 1928-11-09
Too Late

Cecil's mother made II rule that
II he came to the dinner table late
ne was not 10 speak during the meal
The other day, as soon as he entered
the room. he began. II say. mother"
but his mother quickly reminded him
If the rule
but, mother" he persisted.
mot a word" said the stern parent
When dinner was over, his mother
asked what he wanted to say.
"Oh. | only wanted to say baby was
filling fathers socks with condensed
milk"