New Britain herald., 1928-02-27
RksS ASSoCATtoM. INC.

Tlle original "Get-Rich- Easy' youIl 1 ton that was soon to be hoisted 1 upon them-that of being the origi- i nal "Get-Rlch- Easy and Get-1t- l Quick" young men of Elliston. i Whether this reputation worked out
 to their ultimate good or not re- mains for the reader to determine. In the advice given the two young l men by Pat Sweeney, attention is i called to the peculiar technique he applies in matters ordinarily consid- cred trivial.
 ! It is the evening following the re- turn from their first uneventful trip to Pittsburgh with two truckloads 1 of "col9 fire" ore. The place of meeting is the sitting room of the . Justin home. Peter being the only addition to the original quartet. Pai | Sweeney, as before. sits at the head ] of the table, pilot of the conversa- ! tional craft.
 ! Pat smiles, reaches into an inner i pocket, and withdraws an official 1 envelope. unsealed. From this he re- 1 moves two certified checks, each ] drawn for SS.000, one payable to
 Jack NJ. Stuart and the other to Anthony l.. Justin.
 Here ye aire. me hyes." he said.
 his smile broadening as he handed
 each young man his check. AM ac- cordin' to Hoyle an to agreement, 1 We're off to a. foine start an 'tiS well plazed Oi am wid yez both. An now Oi'm goin to outline to yez q | little plan thot will account to yer irinds an tn iver-curious pooblic 1 for the suddin roize in for choon for
 tn two av yez an at tn same toimc
 establish a cridit an reppy-tash- shun for yez bot as flossy fi-nan- i seers.
 'Yez know av coorsc. thot if ycz
 suddnly blossomed out wid d hoon- dred t'ousan' dollars betwanc y"z
 it'ud be dommed hard to convince tn pooblic it was lift veg by soouI
 obligin' uncle or aunt-uho cd
 hardly be 2 rilitive to yez both 1t veg say nothin' al all thin yer frinds an tn pootlic-will helave tn
 vorst-yez musta stole it some where's
 l 50. veg see, yez how got 10 make { q logical iSplana -shun thotll ac- count fer yez suddinly ac-quirin' so much with, If yez folla my plan
 yezll never hoy to say word | Other folks'll do it for veg an
 wooch better than yu'd do it fir yir- ! silyes. E"rinstance:
 mora is q day av rist t'r veg 70 prepare f'r th' nixt day an noight ay worruk. So t'morra tn two av yez go to tn first Natl bank av
 Elliston an deposit these chicks. Go 1 together, Jist remark cash-u-,lly to 1 tn filler, or tn cash-yere. or tn , prisldint--or whoiver toikes yer de 1 posit--that ye made lecte inNist ! nint--on marsin-in certn stock y-lninded by yer frind. Pal ! Sweeney. Thots all. If he asks ''whot stock ." jist look wise an put i yer tongue in yer chake. Later in | tn day Oill drop into th' bank. Tn 1 prisldint. or cash-yere will .congrat- u-late me on hovin advised mn young f~inds so profit-ahly. Mebl," he'll hint he'd loike ( take flivr { but oi'n dumb. An thot'll be all tr tn prisint.
 | "But. tn mkt four chicks 'hot ycl draH.'' continued the instructor m the art of intricate finance. "yrz
 1oost deposit in q Pittsburgh bank Thin three days before th' last trip. veg will hoy Tn casl-yera av th
 Elliston bank give yez draft fr yer deposlts an withdraw VI yer ac- counts, remsrkin' 'ho' veg gre gon f tclte aui'her shot at ''h' Aisv
 Monay' Thot. ye see. prepares th' way f'r in Big Finale
 An nov coorns 'h' "tud -up.
 Whin yez git yer final chick tr tin tousan bucks yez m"ost deposit f all in tn Pittsburgh bank, how th' ! cashy"re give yez each q draft for 'h' whole - fifty t'ousan' apiocc. | ~'ich yell deposit in in Elliston
 bank. merely r"markin' thot yer tip 1 from yer frin1, Fat Sweeney. was l c. K. We'll simply pick ont risin.
 stock for q day or so before, buy six teen t'ousan' dollars worth av it. on marEln--till ii totals up 10 2
 hoond.red tousan' au' thin clos.
 out. Sec, Thot'H th' one shure way
 to win on th" stock market-Lut
 after fl goes up Whin tin casn-yer,
 or p:isiiiuf-asks H.. Whot stoc'.
 }" purchased why. yrz m ill him
 tl'is toiUe, lto'll look up tH market
 ray-poorts and -shur" though.
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