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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-03-23

Aristocrats are much like other people, ex-
cept for the length of their fingers and cigaret
holders.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-03-23

plete the Eltinge program for Sat.
urday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-03-23

The chief weakness of government is that
man is never so carefree as when spending
other peoples money
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-03-23
A THOUGHT

Behold, the nations are as Z drop
In the bucket, and are counted as
the small dust of the balance
isaiah 4O:15.
Lift myself up, look around, and
see something higher and brighter
than earth, earthworms and earthly
darkness. Jean Paul Richter.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-03-23

Another man, claimed 70 b the
original Tom s9awyeF. - dead out
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
Romances of the Worlds
Great Lovers By cozETTE DOUGLASS
Jane Shore and Edicard ~ of England.

the Queen n quite influential
politically.
AZ any rate. her political impor-
lance was sufficient 70 incur the
enmity or Richard Ill who &C.
cused her OF w~itchcraft. Richard had
her put on public penance. but her
beauty and patience so won the pity
OF the people. that she was released
and made prisoner. Her husband
was dead. she was poor and In dis
grace and her lodging was but a
prison. The Kings solicitor. Thomas
Lynom. became smitten with her
charm and beauty and offered her
his heart and hand. but evidently
political pressure was brought TO
bear on his infatuation and ne was
disSuaded.
Poor Jane Shore! Her beauty
gone. her money gone. too, she had
nothing at all. and She. who had
once been the toast OF the court,
died in abject misery. Her wit was
keen and she was ever ready and
quick OF answer. Small Of figure.
she was finely proportional and her
beauty. we r told. was almost
breath taking.
She figured largely IN sixteenth
century literature. notably in the
Mirror for Magistrates and In
Thomas Heywood's Edward w."
Sire Thomas More who knew her
IN her old age. says that she was
lean. withered and dried up. and
that she had 70 beg a living OF
many that had begged II she had not
been Legend has II hat she died
in a ditch.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
Grooming the Eyebrows to Fit New Mode

mote the growth OF the eyebrows
and IS used In the same way the
crude oil is used.
Pinching the brows between thu
thumb and toreflnger stimulates
circulation and so helps to promote
the growth Of the eyebrows. Work
from the part OF tke eyebrows near
est the nose out TO the ends OF the
brows.
Never clip the eyebrows to pro-
mote their growth as clipping tends
to coarsen the hairs and this Is 70
be avoided at all costs. The hairs
OF the eyebrows should be as soft
and fine as the hair on the head.
Clipping also tends 10 make the in
dividual hairs grow wild so that
training them TO lay In a perfectly
formed line becomes a much harder
task.
IL the eyebrows are not as glossy
as hey should be apply a little brill
liantine TO your eyebrow brush be
fore using IL.
To promote the growth OF the eye
lashes apply a small amount OF pure
lanolin to them each night. letting
II remain on until morning. LanOlin
may be purchased al most drug
stores. so you should have no DIFF.
ficuity getting II. Use II sparingly.
but regularly. and a marked i'm
provement should be seer In the
condition OF your lashes within a
month or six weeks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

and fresh air are beneficial under
any circumstances.
"A well balanced diet including
plenty OF fresh eggs. the latter may
be beaten up and disguised in many
ways. Adding a little chocolate to
the milk or egg-noE should be tempt
ing and most nourishing.
j. z. Q-What essential is lack
ing when the enamel OF the teeth be-
comes soft and chalky?
2.-What would be helpful in over
coming this condition?
A-Mineral salts.
At would be advisable 10 eat
plenty OF fresh green vegetables.
fruits. eggs and milk.
l.. r. OWN using soap on the
face ruin the complexion.
al have a red mole under one
eye. Would this ever cause trouble?
3.-Wiu salt water be OF any
benefit 10 the eyes?
What should a girl OF eighteen,
S It. u in. tail weigh?
A.-Not II the soap Is pure and
non.irritating.
2.-Have your doctor examine II
and then he can suggest the neces-
sary treatment
3.-No.
4.-She should weigh about lis
pounds.
K. X. Own the use or lemon
Juice o. the face cause II 70 wrinkle?
2.-How a dandruff be b~anished?
A.-No.
2.-For full particulars send a self
addressed. stamped envelope and re-
peat your question.
r. W. Q.-What causes dizziness
/ and what can I DO 10 overcome it7
A.-Indiscretion in diet IS usually
responsible for dizziness. You must
avoid sweets. excessive starches.
coffee and tea. For fun particulars
send a self-addressed. stamped enve.
lope and repeat your question.
c.. II. Own a glass OF water
with ar ever teaspoonful OF salt have
a tendency TO harden the arteries II
taken every morning?
What will relieve nightmare
and terrific dreams?
Copyright. 1878. Nrwspapr Feature Service. Fnr
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

These things are ali in containers
labeled so they are easy to reach.
The kitchen table. which mag be
turned back so the settee under
meath is available when IL Is not in
use. is a handy bit OF kitchen furni-
ture The baking table which Is
fastened 70 the wall. has folding legs
and drops flat against the wall when
not In use. Is another space saver.
The ladder stool. high enough TO
enable you TO sit At the stove and
stir cooking foods. IL also a con
~venience.
IN the adoption OF color In the
kitchen we find in the end the more
conservative choice gives the most
lasting satisfaction. Brown and tan
make a good combination. tan walls.
brown and tan iinoleum. tan painted
furniture with brown trim. brown
and white cooking utensils and
crockery. with yellow bowls with
brown line trim Yellow muslin cur
tains with brown dots at the win
dows and yellow denim cushions on
the settee and In the rush bottomed
comfy waiting chair" make Tor
beauty. We often need TO wait In
the kitchen until something IL done.
or that must be watched. and one
comfy chair Is a necessity. the brown
rush bottom country chair Is just
the thing The blue and white
kitchen Is az lovely and fresh look.
ing as ever and many prefer IL. but
the gay green. red. pink. yellow.
and black and white combinations
are newer and more striking.
A soft rubber mat before the
kitchen sink Is a very comfortable
convenience. The woven brown and
white washable rugs are nice in the
brown kitchen and those without
fringe look neatest. A rack screwed
on the side OF the refrigerator for
pick and hammer or mallet is handy
and does not seem unsightly.
The fascinating yellow pottery.
jug town sort OF stuff. Is not only
decorative In color and squat shapes.
but useful as well. There Is such a
comfortable look and feeling about
a large fat bottomed pitcher. The
wide shallow bowls are also con-
venient for steady use. A har.
monious whole should be striven for
in colorful kitchens rather than ex-
tremes that one soon tires OF.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

THE daughter OF a London mer-
Ger. the wife Of q goldsmith
one wonders IL Jane Shores
rsrlish dreams ever reached the
noint where she was herself reigninE
ovsr n Kings heart Perhaps IL
might have been 50. for IN those
DAYS OF romance. anything was liable
"a happen. given time and oppor-
tunity.
-. married to William Shore. a
.oraon goldsmith, and probably in
.rys wise was she brought 70 the at
.an,,on OF the King. AT any rate,
sast him she did. and shortly there
aT,er A is told that she left her hus-
t,.nd and went 10 the palace 70 be
come Edwards mistress.
Iara a both beautiful and
generous and she exercised great in
S,,srre over the King. Probably
80 sunny disposition helped a lot,
~ 80 n il related that Edward re-
o--ad 10 her as the merriest az
- co,cubines" However. the great
.nsi,,ence which she had over Ed
nard was used always 10 good. for
80 saws she never abused IL 70
any mans hurt. but TO many a
-an's comfort and relief.
After Edwards death Jane fen In
,ovs with and became mistress 20
Thomas Grey. a son or the Queen
nv q former marriage. She also had
an affair with Lord Hastings. and
nav. perhaps. have been the IN
termediary between him and the
Woodvflles. who were the family OF
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

fitted. peering into every place
where a plaything shouldn't be-. until
all at ono he found the rubber ball.
resting comfortably on the chair
See" he shouted. poirtine out his
discovery TO Mil. Flor. Hand and
Yam, now we can play
But his companions We're doubtful,
Its too big" said Nil.
Its too round" said Flor.
Its too soft" said Yam.
1T can't be moved" said Hand.
Knarf didn't reply. but putting his
shoulder behind the ball. pushed with
all his might. IL didn't move sJ he
took a little run and butted Il With
his head. Still II didn't move. Then
knarf decided that the only way %
make II move was to cling 70 II and
roll over with Il. Just as he cot
around IL. along came the milkrnan's
heavy truck and shook the chair ~
hard that tho ball bounced or. with
knar hanging on 10 IL. too fright
ened to let 60.
Down came the ball. right in the
midst OF the shadow-children ard
sent them scattering all over the
room. Nil was thrown behind wv n.c-
ture. Flor landed in a vase YIa
found herself under the CARPET.
Hand was squeezed between the
covers or "A book and knarF-Whv.
knarf was bounced so high that IL
stuck 70 the ceiling where he STAYED
until Loda. the maid. mistakin- him
for "A cObweb. sewpt him down
Copyright 1928. -suspapeF Feature Ser rs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

~ o you always put your Play.
things away? When yol ~
tired or your tops. ur Your
dolls. or your rubber ball-Iartcu-
larly your rubber ball-are sou care
fuI 70 put them all where they ts.
long? II o aren't. o certainly
should take a lesson from tHl ux.
perience W Nil. Flor. Hand Yum
and Knarf-the five little shadow.
children with the turned-about alr es.
IL all happened because IA rI.tH-
ball that knarf's master.
c~arelessly left lying on a chair THO
shadow-children had rualr l
Franks parlor "a sc the g lf
who freqently told them stories al
Janan. where all their ancestor. fna
from, although they thefnseltt were
born and raised In a small rrMI rut
far away. To their disippoiUllcnt.
they found the top Of the aquarium
covered with a glass 70 Keep tln llat
out, and though they could scc their
friends clearly. they couldn't hear 4
word they said. Try as they would,
they couldn't mOv the glass aside.
even with the help of the goldfish.
who splashcd about in the greatest
excitement.
AT length with a sigh. they sava
up trying.
I'm afraid Wen have L. 80 90 bed
without "A story Yam said. EIt
Knarf was not 10 h. put off.
Wen find something 70 do. ~
exclaimed.
but what2" asked the Others.
Lets look" he said. And ttr to
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
By JOSEPHINE HUDDLESTON

We been writing SO much lately about how
to ~beautify the eyes by artificial methods
that it might not be a bad idea to give you
some suggestions for actually improving the con-
dition Of the eyebrows and lashes by natural
means.
The latest dictum in beauty circles calls for
luxuriant, but not scraggy or heavy eyebrows.
There is a vast difference. you know, between
thick. healthy eyebrows and brows that are too
heavy or unruly. I've mentioned before in this
column that the thin hairline is a thing of the
past in the beauty world. This does not mean,
however, that one may be one bit less careful of
more meticulous about the line than ever before
because the definite eyebrow line necessitates an
u~nblemished and clear outline. If heaviness Is TO
be avoided.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
Gossips Maliciously-And About Her Best Friend, Too!
RETURN OF THE PRINCESS!
The Oldtime Princess Gown
Finds Favor with the
Cp-.o-Dat Stylists.
By Marie Marot

AYOT so very many years
~ ago the princess gown
held undisputei sway in
the realm Of Fashion. But with
the advent of the athletic age
and the consequent eclipse Of
the hour-glass figure, it was
relegated to the attic. Now,
however, enterprising stylists
have adapted it to the modern
figure and not alone do frocks
bear the princess line, but coats
observation-disclosures.
One Of the most charming
coats developed along this line
is the coat pictured at the left.
Fashioned of black broadcloth,
its many seams shape il most
seductively to the figure, but
it still clings to the edict of the
uneven line bv a smart short
ness in the front, rounding into
a sweeping fulness in the back.
The bell sleeves are another
foible of fashion. In this in
stance they are cuffed with
baum marten and the luxurious
shawl collar is Of the same.
The ensemble idea is carried
out with the broadcloth frock
worn with this coat. IL, too, is
a princess gown, smartly plain,
relieved with a narrow collar of
Alencon lace. which falls into a
soft jabot- The sleeves are
tight fitting, and covered but
tons give a chic touch from
wrist to elbow.
Plainness, almost severity,
seems to be the keynote of the
smartest clothes this season.
Even evening things show this
influence, depending upon the
richness Of the material and the
smart lines rather than upon
decoration.
. Goats. too. show the same
tendency TO %plainness. with the
exception of the rich fur with
which they IRE trimmed.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
The Hedrf Story of a
Sfeadfdsf Women

romantic admirer."
II am glad 10 hear you say that"
| told her. 1T agrees with my own
estimate OF the man. But | can't
help having an uneasy little feeling
concerning him. no matter how ef.
fective the weapon Prince Georges
may have against him. He strikes
me as being adroit and resourceful.
and possessed OF infinite patience.
And OF course his is the brain behind
this scheme or Samuel Brixton's.
whatever IL is"
II wish ] knew Just what the gen
tieman OF color among the fireplace
logs really looks like Katherine
said. Don't you think we have
enough oranges and lemons? All
right. you do the fine mixing and
stirring. and I'LL tackle the salads
until you're finished. Then I'll take
a bowl and cups into the living
room. They'll be getting thirsty
and flocking out here for water
pretty soon"
I nodded. as ! took over the con.
OF the fruit punch. and
answered her comment upon Samuel
Brixton's scheme.
NO doubt we shall see your dusky
friends head protruding from the
woodpile by tomorrow" said. And
until then. let's stop worrying. You'l
find celery and mayonnaise IN the
refrigerator. II that's what the won
dering look In your eve means.
Thank you. Would you use an.
other can OF this boned chicken?"
! made a mental calculation.
Yes, I think %. They're all young
- fhQFCfnVa hnlfnvu - nrnanf NJ
Owen"
And he probably won't have much
appetite. anyway" she commented
grimiy. But what's the big idea OF
our doing this? I thought you were
strong for the self-help-pretty girls
-fluttering round-a.kitchen-thing?"
II thought so. too" I said. hut
I'm 50 on edge that I cant sit still.
This Is as good an outlet as any"
Continued TomorrOw1
Copyright. i9-s. Newspaper Fssturs serrioe. fnc-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
The Stars Say
For Saturday, Nov. -.
BY CENEvIEvE KEMBLE.

NDER the conflicting forces OF
the planetary host this day
may be one OF many contradlc.
lions. While the trine OF Saturn 70
Luna will fortify and sustain firm
allegiance to duty and principle. en-
couraging diligence and perseverance
TO the affairs In hand. yet a wise and
alert mind may be required to pre-
clude difficulties financially and in
employment. Personal affairs seem
beset by dangers through tempest.
violence or self-indulgence. Order.
serenity and industry are enjoined-
Those whose birthday IL is may
have a difficult year unless they
bring 70 bear the stability. applica-
ton and pe~rsistency OF Saturn. with
It's ultimate rewards. 10 overcome
tempest and confusion Finances
and employment need safeguarding.
A child born on this day may have a
fine and studious mind. inclining TO
hard labor and perseverance. but may
need discipline as TO its personal
characteristics.
do my duty; other things gire
me no concern; either they are
soulless or redsoniess, or misguided
and ignorant OF the right tr0y.-
Marcus Aureiius.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

"HE minds or the people seem
10 have turned kitchenward.
The fed, ration OF the wOmen's
clubs are establishing model home
demonstrations with the kitchen as
the pivotal point. Colleges are
forming cooking classes Tor men as
an important part OF their training.
B~rides-elect r taking cooking les
sons az women's colleges and school
children are getting cooking les
sons In the public schools. This
culinary wav seems a little diff.
cult to account for unless II is due
20 the high cost OF living. scarcity
y ordinary help. Or an awakening
20 the need OF economic conditions
for better budget building.
No wonder the kitchen has De
come "a and colorful with all this
Interest taken In its well being. and
q drab kitchen but exposes our
ignorance as 10 what Is happening.
Department stores. with expert do
nestle science designers. display
model kitchens so the buyers can
see what the kitchens should be
Ike. and II II a great help. For
there are many people who must
see TO believe. and many who can
not plan without a pattern.
In planning the kitchen there are
a number Of things TO watch First
the available outdoor light and the
situation OF windows. arrangement
OF doors. and available wall space
The location OF closets. where they
may be enlarged or made more
available by deepening. widening on
changing door sides. Hanging boxed,
in-shelves TO carry the kitchen
china can De erected over a table tc
save space. A shelf above the
range will hold double boiler. pots
and so on. while under the shelf
hooks may be screwed In 20 serve
as saucepan hangers. a rack be
side the stove may hold the pot
covers. always In the way On closet
shelves. In a small kitchen this dis
poses OF a lot OF needed things
placing them handily where they are
needed. Nested bowls and cookine
pans also save storage room. II
there Is room for the kitchen cabi
net this carries lots OF food stuff:
that formerly cluttered shelves
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

PASboACc dtlu GldI HOuiu Oc Ilid
Sometimes she falls in love with
a musician, sometimes with a
writer and sometimes she falls
in love with a landscape-and
raves about il till everybody is
bored to death.
Once she fell in love with a
baby and almost stole il from its
nice little pushcart, in its own
lovely little garden. Every day
she went past the garden and
every day she stopped and played
with the baby and she bored her
friends almost to death taking
them past the garden and show
ing the baby to them. and the
baby's mother didn't quite like
1t, somehow.
Then once she fell in love with
n little newsboy and had him to
the house for dinner and gave
him half a chocolate cake and
lent him books to read, and she
bored her friends about him.
too.
And she gets TO reading some
particular writer and nothing
must do but everybody else in
the world must read him, too;
and talk about him and tell what
particular chapter is best in what
particular book.
And, oh, wasn't II terrible
when she went back a genera
ton and fell in love with Swim
burne and everybody had to lis
ten 10 saccharine rhymes about
"Subtle and Sanguine Dolores
till everybody ran when they
saw Mary coming.
Then when the poor-well-
meaning soul fell in love with
the grace and JOY Of youth and
loved to see il around her, the
Door, little narrow woman, who
had been her fad for a while,
too, couldn't e anything but
something hideous and unthink-
able in the whole affair.
II made me angry when | first
heard il, but now | am not angry
lin just sorry.
Sorry for the little narrow
minded "friend" whose shallow
heart is so full of envy that she
had to spill it somewhere, some
how-sorry for the foolish wom-
and who lets herself go-and
does not think what other people
are going to think about il.
And the worst of it is. poor
soul. she's too Old to learn to be
wiser.
Too bad isn't it?
1925. Newspaper Feature ssrTies. lar
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23

couple up and introduced them TO people Of
standing and influence. pleasant people who
give pleasant parties and make life pleasant u
all their circle.
She helped the young couple find a pic
~turesque home where they could entertain in
a Bohemian sort Of way and she was always
thinking up nice little surprises for the young
wife, because the young wife was a stranger
from a foreign country and lonely for her
brothers and sisters in the big family across
the sea.
And now the young wife Is saying ugly
things about the women who has tried SO hard
to be a real friend TO her.
Silly things, cruel things, things that would
be dreadful If it were not so funny. and what
do you think the things were that the friend
has said about her friend?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
Loves Awakening !
Is and Queen Rejoin the Party, Their Problem
Apparently Amicnbiy Settled.
BY Adele Garrison
II ATHERINE's lips quirked in

IL ATHERINE'S lips quirked in
to a relieved smile as I
answered her worried com
ment upon Charles Owen with the
prediction that the result OF Prince
Georges interview with Samuel
Brixton's half-brother would furnish
with a very effective automatic
To level at the gentleman's head"
i've always thought you had the
makin's OF a blackmailer." she gibed.
More power to youl Anything Is
justifiable with that lad. ] wouldn't
mind-what Is IL Harry says-'pack-
ing a gat'-for him myself. But here
come the duelists now. all smiles an
everything. Evidently the rapiers
have been sheathed. or beaten into
fountain pens or something like
that"
mentally echoed her comment as
l watched Prince Georges and Mr..
Owen come into the room chatting
and smiling In the most casual
fashion. The record on the phono-
graph ran out Immediately after
ward. and this time we did o keep
II going. Carolyn. spying her uncle.
promptly demanded his aid In the
paul Jones'" and Katherine and I
waited only until the dance vas In
fun swing before going to the
kitchen.
I'VE won't have 10 play WATCHDOG.
any longer said with a relieved
little sigh as W. slipped into kitchen
aprons. Prince Georges is strictly
on the Job. 7 think. and Mr.. Owen
will walk a chalkline."
Il think he would do that anyway
as far az the conventions are con-
cerned." she commented as she deity
oranges and put them through
the fruit press. Il may be mis-
taken. but i imagine he IL ~impeccahie
In his d~eferentisl treatment or wo-
men. young and old. His particular
dark streak is financial. although
he might be capable OF blackmail. III
he wins Marion's confidence. as he II
palpably planning to do. II Will be as
C%arolyn's kindly uncle. not as a
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-11-23
Some Odd Facts

Writing with the tingernail as a
pen IL an old Persian art, a splendid
specimen OF which has been pre-
sented to the King OF England by
the King OF Afghanistan.
Blasted out OF solid rock. a new
strong room" covering an area OF
two and a half acres has been con-
structed $50 feet below the Bank OF
France. In Paris. The task occupied
1850 men for three years. working
night and day.