New Britain herald., 1928-01-26

XVI. For her solution we leave to Miss Macintosh the following I.d- dIe: why do seniors make the best biology students.
 XVII. To prospective Virgil stu dents we leave this bit of informa- ton: no one is always consistent: do not depend upon not getting translation today because you had it yesterday.
 NNIJ1. To the administration, tu be posted conspicuous)y in both in- diyidual offices we leave pamphlets. Last Minute Suggestion for Your Tardy Excusa."
 XIX. To Mir. Nixon we grant permission to leave his room at any time to speak to any one. xxx. To all members of the fac ulty we beeueath specially devised thermometers to register. and auto- maticaily curb. any sudden rise in temper.
 XXI. To David Wicsuder we leave the warning: Narium ct nut abiie samper femina. Changing and ever different IS woman.)
 NNII. To Mir. Campbell We be- 1ueath a riot call box controlling a force of at feast ten men. for use when Urban, Moffat, and Company are taking Physics.
 NXIII. To Miss Adams We give 3 book entitled, Slanguage of the Street.
 NXlV. To the girls of the pres ent Junior Glass we extend hearty welcome to the Senior Club ana leave our places around the walls. from which the ma ajority of them may watch the dancing.
 NXV. To our chemistry teacher. Mir. Swift, we leave a larger car % that he can Pick Up" more of the students and in this way decrease the tardy list.
 XXv1. To the School Board we leave d petition tor the one session plan.
 XXVII. To Mir. Depot we devise our commiseration upon the tnevit- able fact that his ott-repeated gym nasium rules will always be disre- garded.
 NNVuI. To Fred Zehrer. our class president. we give copy Of Vogue Fashion Book" to prepare him for any eme, gency like that class meeting when the girls dis cussed clothes.
 XXIv. For Mir. Saliee we pro. vide a course in voice modulation 50 that the huskiness of his lungs eed no longer make public property of his private communications to teachers.
 XXX. To Clifford Bell we leave the privilege of arguing for the minority on all questions. together with the advice to go to Notre Dame. They make football players out of anything there. XXI. For the enlightenment of certain of the faculty we give the ! school library book. Why ] Do What I'm Told Not To De-" by i Janice Woram.
 XxNlI. To Mir. Cassidy for his car, we leave soap and a good dur able sponge.
 XXXIII. To the President of the June Class, Arnold Reckert, we leave our best wishes for Class Night performance almost as successful ai our own.
 XXXIN. To Mis- Yates we give an honorary degree of D. D. S., In recognition Of her efforts in extract. ing from her Latin class com plete answers.
 XXXV. To the Midyear Class oi 1881 we leave d heritage symbolic of hope, promise. and growth-oui class color green.
 XXXVI. Any property not here' in disposed of we bequeath to the Junior Midyear Class.
 In witness whereof we have here. unto set our hand and seal this 25tf cay of January. A. D. One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Eight. | Midyear Class of 1928, | Fer:
 Warren Brainard
 William Haswell Florence Christescn
 Wr,ncss1s. $. $. Eresge. Ed Nynnc. W,'l Rogers. J. r. Morgan
 CodiclLTo Mir. Sallee we express