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profits on state work. The govern
or named Mr.. Thomas at salary
of $4,000 a year. Mr.. Thomas
backed by trust committee, bor-
rowed $4,000 to buy the plant and
to start business.
Now, after three years, Mr..
Thomas reports that the $4,000
has been repayed, new equipment
added, and that there is about
$1,000 in the trust fund. He figures
that the $1,000 will grow to be
$4,000 by the end of the year.
And Mr.. Hartley plans to offer
the $4,000 and the proceeds on
the sale of the plant to the 1929
legislature.
President Coolidge has accepted
the resignation of Miles Poindexter
Spokane, as ambassador to Peru,
South America, and Mr.. Poindex-
ter is homeward bound to seek the
republican nomination to the u.
S. senate. This dispells the notion
that Mr.. Poindexter had abandon
ed his plan for attempting po-
litical comeback. On the other
hand, Kenneth Macintosh, re-
signed chief justice of the supreme
court, is already campaigning for
the nomination.
So the stage is set for a lively
Mackintosh-P oindexter fight for
the privilege of challenging Sen.
Dill who is generally expected to
be the democratic nominee. And
the boys who keep their ears to
the ground hear rumblings of a
merry campaign.
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STATE STRONG
FOR HOOVER
Dill to be Neutral-Hart-
ley to Present Print
Shop to the State
By Richard Hamilton

Opposition to Herbert Hoover's
presidential candidacy, which was
threatened by supporters of Frank
o. Lowden and Vice President
Dawes, has failed to pick up no.
ticeable strength and it is almost
certain that the republican state
convention at Yakima, May 5, will
name II Hoover loyalists as dele
gates to the national nominating
convention at Kansas City.
Some Lowden strength developed
in the wheat growing counties, re-
sulting in a "Lowden for Presi-
dent" club in Walla Walla; but
Seattle men failed to arouse any
Dawes sentiment, chiefly because
Mr.. Dawes has declined to become
a candidate or lend support to the
movement in his behalf. Conse-
quently, the proposed Lowden-
Dawes combination is anguish
ing theory. On the other hand, the
Hoover campaign is constantly
gaining force. Hoover clubs were
formed in the last fortnight in the
counties of Thurston, Yakima,
Cowlitz, Whatcom and in several
communities. Moreover, Mr.. Hoov-
er is the only presidential candi-
date with state campaign head
quarters in Washington.
But there is hitch in the Hoov-
er program. 1t is over the question
of the state convention sending a
free or instructed delegation to
Kansas City. Many republicans do
not want an instructed delegation.
Some, of course, are opposing in
struction because they are not fav-
orable to Mr.. Hoover and wish to
embarrass his candidacy, but 9th
ers believe that instruction is not
right, in principle, shows lack of
faith in the delegates, and that
the Hoover people should set an
example of clean politics by not
tieing-up the delegates. In the
meanwhile, the Hoover managers,
Charles Hebberd and Ed Sims,
are saying nothing, arousing sus-
picion that they are "stalling" un-
TIL they are sure of controlling the
convention when they will make a
demand for an instructed Hoover
delegation. So this question of in
struction may turn out to be a
lively issue at the Yakima conven-
tion.
Senator Dill is in wrong with
the wet democrats, who, without
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ness of Lawrence Waldron who is
in the hospital at Walla Walla
with pneumonia.
The seventy acre crop Of wat
er melons are being planted now
on the old Carl Myers and the
Hitchcock places. 1t is quite in
teresting to see the manner in
which this is being done, and as
this is new industry here we are
all anxious to watch the results,
as these gentlemen are old hands
at the business in California
seem quite confident Of the results
to be obtained here. The glass
cloth hothouses are being used.
M. w. Zindel is quite sick with
a severe attack of the flu.
Grandma Johnston who has
made her home here with her son
and family for the past year, pass
ed away March 10. Mr.. and Mrs.
Ole johnson have our heartfelt
sympathy in their bereavement.
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the senator's expected leadership,
are trying to rally behind Senator
Walsh of Montana in an effort to
keep the democratic state conven-
ton, Spokane, April Ia, from go
ing solidly to the wet champion,
Governor Al Smith of New York.
Democratic events came thick and
fast in the last few days.
First, Mr.. Dill, who few days
before seemed to be threatening
the Smith organization, suddenly
announced that he would be neu-
trail and would not take part in
the presidential fight. This an
nouncement rasped the ears of the
drys, who figured he was "laying
down" before Al Smith; while the
Smith leaders chuckled and passed
the word that s'Dill is going to be
a good boy and take what he gets"
Then, B. N. Hicks, superintend-
ent of the Anti-Saloon league for
Washington, hung threat over
Mr.. Dill with the following state
ment:
"The dry element realizes that
Smith, if nominated, can never
win and that he will drag to de-
feat with him every other cam
didate on the democratic ticket
from Senator Dill on down. 1t is
up to Senator Dill and his friends
to see that Al Smith does not cap
ture the delegation from Washing
tom"
Parenthetically, it might be OBJ
served that Mr.. Hicks dig at Mr..
Dill was also a thump at Congress-
man Sam Hill, fifth district, who
has always had the support of the
drys. Mr.. Hill, like the senator,
has failed to speak up against the
Smith trend among the democrats
of Washington.
Next, Mr.. Hicks said: "The
Smith opposition is centering on
Senator Walsh, pronounced dry,
who is perfectly satisfactory to-
our organization. l believe he will
receive the majority of the votes
in the national convention from
Washington"
In the meanwhile, Mr.. Dill has
his sails spread to all of the pres
idential winds. He is neutral"
That means he will play with any,
body. His closest political bedfel-
low, Frank Funkhouser, Spokane,
is riding with the Walsh crowd.
His private secretary, Frank Bell,
is on record for Senator Reed of
Missouri.
Governor Hartley is going to
make neat gift to the 1929 legis-
lature, the state printing plant
and about $4,000 in cash, or a
total of about $4,000, according
to report made recently by State
Printer Jay Thomas.
Until Mr.. Hartley came, the Of
flee of state printer was what is
usually called a "juicy plum" The
state plant was a private enter
prise, the state printer taking all
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GROVE.
RALPH Stafford
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Roscoe Richmond was in Pendle-
ton last week on business.
Al Hendrickson who left several
years ago has returned to the hills
to live. He has bought some land
near the Anon school house and
intends to raise chickens and tur-
keys.
Bill Luke is working for Paul
Richmond now.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy Kratzer,
who spent the winter in California
returned Sunday.
Mrs. C. S. Beightol and Ruth are
down with the flu.
Glenna Kinkaid returned to Che
ney, Sunday where she will finish
her normal course.
The Roy E. Larkin family spent
Sunday at E. G.. Amon's.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Root and
family spent Sunday at Anderson.
Claude Talley was over in west
Horse Heavens at the o. A. Long
home. Sunday.
Vic Heberlein is building a bunk
house this week.
Mrs. A. A. Edwards cousin and
aunt from Alberta. Canada. are
Claude Talley and Leona Dart
visiting her this week.
received the wall paper prize at
Vale Saturday night for the couple
coming the farthest to the dance.
Clodfelters are repapering their
house this week.
Practice for the play that is to
be given the night Of the basket
social, March 81, started this week.
Nearly all the farmers began
work in the fields this week. Most
of them are summer following. as
the majority of the land was sew
ed to fall wheat.
Grange meets Saturday night at
the regular time. There will be a
dance right after grange, everyone
welcome.
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y BAPTISM
F. J. Arnold. Stunt. .,

Our Sunday School atSe t. !, !
getting better. We hone ~ i
greater this Sunday. W " see 4
help? Preaching service "iil yN
Young Peoples meeting s.a 81 Il
A week from Sunday OV.
the evening services at Zoo lga
be conducted by the deaI boy WI
the church. The following G S, u
the Womans' Circle will, Suld9
charge and then the B. Y ma nav
It's going to be interesting Y
you enlisted in our Bible nav
class? If not. do so this was LUG
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FOR SALE-12OO coal smudge
pots, never been used, very,
very cheap. Geo. d. Peters. soft
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ENGLISH LUTHERAN
Rev. Pail FOSSIL

Sunday school and Bible n.
10 am. Study Gen. / to n S Slsa
tiers. Services IL. The Third MAP MAJ
from the Cross. Praye rcircle NV Ta'
evening. ~
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FOR SALE-Fresh cow. E. Schaff-
ner. Phone 42x5. 48tf
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ST. PAUL'S EPISCOPAL
Lenten meditation, FRIDAY %.
am. Morning prayer and serm ~
11:15.
pm. Sunday church school Inn
, 1928-06-01
Publication.
Automobile, Horse, Carriage
and Boat Taxes.
TAX LISTS.

TAX LISTS.
THE public is hereby notified that
L in accordance with the prOvi-
sions Of the ordinances Of % Feb
ruary, 1855, and IA July 1923, blank
tax lists for the reporting of ali
automobiles, ~traiIers, horses, car
riages and boats for taxes for the
second half year 1928 will be dis
tributed by the Police during the
first week in June, and are to be
filled out in conformity with section
6 of the ordinance of p February,
1855, and returned to the Police
offices within 48 hours in the towns
and 4 days in the country.
Special attention is invited to the
second and third sentences of sec
ton 6 of the ordinance of p Feb
ruary, 1855, which read: "OWuer8
of real or landed property are bound
on the Semi-dDBU0J lists, as also on
demand, and uu5er q fine Of from
$500 to $1,000, to be dictated by
the p~o!jce-court, to gjUe eract eJltci-
dGtj0nS concerning those Objects on
their properties, that according TO
the ordinance are HUbIe to be tarcd.
The 0lUner Of taxable articles as
w0JJ as oil other persons found
guilty of c%ODc8aLjDg or mGbjBg IN
correct reports shall be subject to
like fne."
The provisions OF the section
quoted above will be strictly en-
forced.
In listing automobiles the follow
ing information must be furnished:
(a) Make; (b) type or style, (c) ca
pacity or num0er Of passengers, in
Guiding chauffeur; ID Moael year
or number; (e) number Of cylinders
in engine, ana () weight.
COLLECTION.
Automobile, horse, carriage ana
boat taxes for the second half
year 1923 will be received by the
Cashiers Of the Department Of Fin
ance in Christiansted and Fr9derik-
sted from July LIST, 1923. to July
21st, 1925, inclusive, after which
latter date the list of arrears will
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-02-24
CONFESSESCAR
THEFTS BY USE
} OF NOTEBOOK
0hioan Tells Detailed Plan
of Obtaining Keys for
Many Autos.
BY RALPH III. MAITLAND
United Press staff Correspondent

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Feb. 24.-An
automobile stealing and selling
business, highly Systematized and
lucrative, was revealed here with
the confession of Howard BraShear,
81, that he stole forty automobiles
during the last two years.
Brashear conducted his chosen
work with great care and kept eX.
act records of all his transactions,
it was discovered.
When arrested, he was found to
possess a diary of all his thefts,
recording the date and procedure
of obtaining the cars, together with
the name, address and a certain
amount of information concerning
his victim.
Brashear employed practically ev-
cry method known to crooks in
stealing an automobile, but his IA
yorite and most used way was to
learn the motor and serial num-
Der of car, and then send to the
factory, asking for an ignition key
to fit the car.
After obtaining a key and steal
ing the car, he would buy a wrecked
car from an insurance company and
transfer the license plates thereon
to the stolen car.
Thus he was able, If questioned,
to show clear bill of sale for the
numbers found on the car in queS-
ton.
In event Of the numbers on the
wreck being obscured or destroyed,
Brashear would send the bill of sale
to the manufacturing company and
get new serial numbers.
I'm several instances" said Bras
hear, II was able to convince au-
tomobile owners that I had a car
OF the same make. the number of
which had become, obscured, and
that I would appreciate it if they
would allow me to copy their serial
numbers to obtain new key or
part for my own machine.
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Suffers to Attend School

UNION CITY, Ind, Feb. "a
Ownie Shurter, school boy, kept a
fracture of his collarbone secret for
two days in fear that he would be
kept home if his injury became
known His mother finally noticed
the break, but the BOY lost no
school time and is attending classes
swathed in bandages.
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LAUDS YOUTH OF TODAY
De PAW Says Young Persons Are
Frank and Open.

Modern youth has the three
things necessary for succesS-sin-
certify, simplicity and service-in the
opinion of the Rev. w. Henry Nc
Lean of De Paw University.
Twentieth century young folks
are frank and open and not hypo-
critical as the youth of other
years." Mclean told 200 persons at
a dinner at Capitol Ave. M. E.
church, Thursday night. THE ban
uuet was in commemoration OF
Washington birthday.
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all in his power to stave. of the war
which ended in Tecumseh's defeat
and death at Tippecanoe. His name
was spoken over many council fires,
and always with respect, in the year
preceding the last great defeat of
the famous chief.
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Log Cabin in Church

By Times Special
REDDINGTON, Ind, Feb. ga
log cabin is being built in the
Christian church here in prepara-
ton fer the annual Old Time cele-
bration to be held here Saturday
and Sunday.
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NAMESAKE OF COUNTY
LAUDED BY PRESIDENT
William Henry Harrison Called Du-
bOis Highly Respected.

bOis Highly Respected.
By United Press
EVANSVILLE, Ind, Feb PA
French gentleman who is well
known and highly respected by the
Indians" was the tribute President
William Henry Harrison paid Tou-
saint Dubois, early resident of Vim
cennes and in whose honor Dubois
County was named.
Dubois was romantic adventurer
and HarriSon's laudatory descrip-
ton gives only a slight idea of the
Frenchman's value to the new In
diana territory. He was familiar
with the red mems ways when only
a. few understood them. He knew
forest ways and had full confidence
Of the famous chief, Tecumseh.
AS Harrison's special envoy he did
Seward daily gateway., 1928-07-20
BEAR KILLS FOXES

The visitation of large black bear st the fox farm ofsg MT. and Mrs. Sherron Fleckenstein near Wasilla resulted in heavy loss to the owners of the place. The bear clawed it's way through and when the Fleck- ensteins returned both bear and fcxes were gone.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-07-20
JACK TO BE ACTOR

Los ANGELES, July 20. lP-Jack Dempsey, former heavyweight champ ion. and his wife, Estelle Taylor, will leave for New York City where they are to appear in stage production under the direction of David Belasco. They will also witness the Tunney- Heeney fight.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-07-20
ALASKA IN NEED OF \ PERMANENT
 VETERINARIAN
ANNUAL TRIPS OF INSPECTION OF CATTLE IN TERRITORY Is NOT
 SUFFICIENT.

Among the needs seen for improved conditions in Alaska is that of a per manent Territorial u3Serimarian for all kinds of live stock and disease, states Dr. George D. Bishop, the vet 'erinarian from Portland who for the third year has been making trip of inspection of all herds in the Terri tory, and who has just completed a local inspection of dairy herds.
 There is at the present time a suf- ficient number of domestic animals ito keep a veterinary on the go con- tinually the entire year round, Dr. Bishop said This would mean bet ter cows and better sires; and the best heifers would be saved and rais- ed at home besides knowing the an cestry and production qualities of the dam to improve the future generation.
 The selection of qualities in breeds and breeding and methods of feeds and feeding, as we'll as sanitary inn provempents, are side-lines that the up to date veterinarian should be able to render his clients, as well as control of disease. Alaska dairymen should demand of the next Territorial Legislature the appointmemnt of veterinarian for serving full time in the Territory.
 The near future will see scientific farming open up in Alaska, he con tinued, by men and women that have been educated in agriculture, and these same men and women will use better machinery and better grades of live stock, which will open other lines of industry such as creameries with sidelines of ice cream and various favored ices-cheeae factor ies, and eventually milk condensed plants.
 Alaska is capable of producing suf ficient quantities along all lines of produce to feed herself, thereby keep ing thousands of dollars at home for home improvements, that are now go- ing out to the States and other coun- tries, and which will never return.
 'T have great faith for the near future of Alaska in the line of agri- culture and live stock industries. What is waste land to this country at the present day will be brought under cultivation. Rural homes will spring up with better highways, better cities, better churches, better schools, and last but not least, better Alaska xy A NYrrEn ro p,,x rroo, oorrrn 70 ons
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l [ nAI
NOTICE FINAL PROOF

U. s. LAND OFFICE, ANCHORAGE,
 ALASKA.
 < NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN That Leopold Ohnhauser, entryman, Law ing, Alaska, and his witnesses, Frank straubinger, Lawing, Alaska, and Howard |. Long, Lakeview, via Sew ard, Alaska, has made final proof on his homestead entry, serial 06220, for Forest List 855, H. E. Survey No. 1s6, New Series No. 1776, and # is now in the files of the U. S. Land Office, An chorage, Alaska, and if TO protest Is filed in the local land office, Anchor age, Alaska, within the period Of pub- lication or thirty days thereafter, said final proof will be accepted and final certificates issued.
 j. LlNDLEY GREEN, Register.
 Date first publication July 5, 1928.
 Date last publication Sept. -f3, 1928.
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Motorists on he Richardson and Yukon highways will be warned of sharp curves ahead and will be in formed of points Of interest by signs to be placed on those roads soon by the AAsfa Road Commis- on.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-07-20

Ed Anderson, for many years a popular trainman on the Copper Riy- CT and Northwestern Railway, and Miss Izorah Jeter, were united in marriage at Cordova few days ago.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-07-20

Led by Elam Harnish of Burn ins Daylight" fame, crew of 19 Een are now engaged in driving t2,C00 logs from the Salcha to Fairbanks.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-07-20

MENS' RUBBER PACKS, THREE DIFFERENT MAKES, AT S3.50 AND S4.OO WHILE THEY LAST. Seward Leather Work.
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING
FOR RENT: Steam heated apart ment and private bath. Apply at
 the Bank of Seward.

If you haven't tried Frye -Bruhn's Baby Beef you have missed some thing, friends!
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WANTED-To Buy. Clean cotton rags. will pay 5c per pound Gateway. If
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put It down-name and address.
ASK for Mrs. Phelps"
After luncheon Virginia went di.
rectly to tho address given her. On
the sixth door she found the Phelps
Agency and approached . busy
young woman at Z desk IN the re.
ception room with the request TO
see Mrs. Phelps.
"Your name and business.
pleasel" she was asked ii crisp nc.
cents - . card appeared masicaily
II the adept hands Of Mrs. Phelps
assistant.
.Just Z moment. please" Then.
after she had given Virginia q
closer second look. she added. "Will
you cit down1"
Mrs. Phelps will see you In I'VE
minutes. Miss Browne" the assist.
ant Informed her.
Virginia thanked her and settled
hack to wait. Presently there was
. low buss ct the assistants desk
and she nodded over 70 Virginia.
Virginia entered the door tndi.
Gated and found herself facing Z
high.powered modern business
woman. Mrs. Phelps sat at desk
- innocent Of signs OF her occu.
patton 40 = railroad presidents.
Virginia was considerably i'm.
pressed with her smartly waved
silver bob and clear complexion.
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even - she waved virinia to Z
chair placed % that the light would
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was not polite but It was good
business.
LADY or gentleman. Miss
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MISCELLANEOUS

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beautiful shade trees and lawn,
good location, on pavement. Ten
years Of paving paid. Room for
two houses making it good
proposition from an investment
stand point. Inquire A. G. White,
406 Ninth street.
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y also .iative singers. Cages, seeds
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OWING to other business interest,
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very successful term of school ut
the Pleasant View consolidated.
They will return this fall to teach.
w. S. Oder and family visited
at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. I'D
Morris, south Of Regain Sunday.
Mrs. C. L. Malone, Mrs. John
Carlson and Mrs. Harold Baron at.
tended w. N. P. L. club meeting 1T
Frank Mickelsen's Thursday.
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