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New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

There's a lot of talk going on about whether gentlemen prefer blondes or brunettes, but when 1t comes down to 1t We think all gen. tlemen prefer the regular pay en- vclope!
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Much learning doesn't rob wo- man of feminity. It just scenes that way because you can't feel superior to her unless she's dumb.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05
MOST ANY DAY!

First Deepsea Fisherman Have any luck yesterday, Zack?"
 Second Deepsea Fisherman: Fair. Netted 8 mackerel, 6 cases of Scotch, and two Transatlantic fliers!'
 Lillian Hopper.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

A critic chides Americans for their childish interest in puzzles, but it isn't childish to venture a guess when the driver in front holds out his hand.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Speeches and editorials and prop aganda. and at last the voter selects his man, "because," says he, T like him." So much for issues.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

One of the diseases that headline writers suffer from nowadays is to grow dizzy writing the word crash"
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Correct this sentence: "PClo is great game,' said the man." and the same crowds would attend If none but the poor could play" (Copyright 1928. Publishers Syndi-
 cate)
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

What the powers want in China is government strong enough to keep the people from retaliating when they are robbed.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Americanism: Spending 5000 to equip a kitchen in which to spread peanut butter on crackers.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Among the things that seem less charming as We grow larger are rose buds, children and heads.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

College training can expand no further until we have more buildings and a substitute for coonskin.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

If a rackctcer approaches you, notify every man in your profession. Packets feed on your desire to beat competitors.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

While Henry is gathering antiques he might preserve one of the ancient family known as horse flies.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Maybe corruption isn't an issue because the pot is afraid the kettle might have noticed something, also.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

You love liberty, eh! The herd cant boss you, eh? Well. let's see you grow whiskers despite herd cus- tom.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Maybe it's a good idea to oppose government ownership. Those who do are rich.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05
Facts aad Fancies

Conservatism isn't a state of mind. It is the feathered condition of the nest.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

A wife's jealousy isn't so flatterin& when you reflect that men also fight to save their meal tickets.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Some ocean flights, 1t seems, not only end mysteriously. but they start that way.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

You have reached middle age if you aren't ashamed to ask the clerk to show you something cheaper.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

It has been discovered that when beef is frozen and thawed sysry slowly, little iuid is lost. -+'
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

The way to learn the names of men who think farm leaders" can deliver the farm vote to either par ty is to examine some good sucker list.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

War engines Those things that make a big noise before troops meet and decide it with bayonets and knives as of old.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05
THE WILL TO GET WE'LL,

Dr. Farrell: How is that fellow in Room 26 coming along!'
 Assistant: "Very good. sir. think it's about time we were giving him one of the homely nurses!'
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

From what we gather, the wading pool atop Walnut Hill park is going dry during 2 prohibition election. If only for one day.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

WORSE THAN USELESS! Blake: "1 see you bought 8 new car while you were on your tour" Scott: Yes, the old one wasn't big enough to carry all the pen- nants!'
 Jessie Wilbur.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05
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New Britain herald., 1928-09-05
FUN SHOP FOLLIES

FUN SHOP FOLLIES
 N H BOLSHEV1SM C China Leans Toward Bolshevisn MY CONTEMPT
 HE He is Beneath My Contempt
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

Forty-one per cent of American corporations normally show a deficit at the end of the year.
New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

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New Britain herald., 1928-09-05

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New Britain herald., 1928-09-05
RULING HABIT!

RULING HABIT! Jeffrey: By mistake I entered that actress room today and she tried to shoot me- Melvin: Thought you were a burglar. eh?" Jeffry: No, she thought I was her husband.'
 Roger Hinman. Copyright 1928 Reproduction For
 bidden) F'OrtV-One per cent or American
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
SPECIAL FORCE WILL BE USED
 AT 20. SUNDAY
Post Office to Speed Up Package. Distribution
 for Holiday Service

To facilitate handling of Christ mas mails, a special force will be put on at the Post Office Sunday It was announced today by Mrs Lottie Spickett, Postmistress. The Admiral Line steamer Queen is due here tomorrow with four days mail including large amount of packages and the increased force will get this ready for early dis tribution Monday.
 This will clean up the work .ih the Post Office and facilitate handling outgoing mails for the Victoria Wednesday. It is the last steamer on which Christmas packages can be mailed from here and insure delivery to Pacific Coast points other than in the Seattle district.
 All southbound packages should be sent on this ylssel said Mrs. Spickett. This year all delivery service of the Postal Department will be suspended throughout the States. No deliveries will be made on Christmas Day, between midnight December "A and mid night, December 25.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
PIONEER FUND
 DRIVE MONDAY
W. D. Gross Will Return to Juneau on Queen and
 Begin Solicitation

W. D. Gross, owner of the Coli. scum Theatres in Juneau and Ret. ehikan. will arrive here on tho steamer Queen, back from a sue eessful campaign in Seattle, Wran- gell, Ketchikan and Petersburg for funds for the Pioneers of Alaska Tn the ,Sitka Home. Ketchikan added about $500 to the fund. Wrangell went over the top with over $250 and Petersburg is ex- pected to contribute largely to the fund. MT. Gross has been in Petersburg for several days con ducting the drive there The cam paign in Seattle ends this week and so far has been most success full.
 MT. Gross started the Pioneer fund idea last year and as a con- sequence the Pioneers jingled some of their own coin in their pockets last Christmas. The fund is not for their support but just to give them a little pocket money they can call their own at the time of the year when everybody is sup posed to be made happy.
 MT. Gross will start the local drive on Monday and bring it to a speedy end. he hopes.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Makes Prediction
 Regarding First Glass Mail

CHICAGO, Dec. B.. - All first class mail will be carried by air in the United States within five years said w. Irving Glover, Second Assistant Postmaster Gen eral today. Just as the Post Office Department has been quick to utilize every means of trans portation known in getting mail to the most remote parts of the country with the utmost speed. we decided that the airplane must replace other means of transportation for all first class mail" f# |.
 c lover announced that the wishes of President -elect Hoover for regular air routes from the United States to countr rfes through which he is now trayel- ing, will become a reality next year. Fl
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
PIONEER DIES
 MAKING TRIP
William 5 C h W a rzenberg, Old Timer of Douglas,
 Dies in Pittsburgh

William Schwarzenberg, aged 85 years. resident of Douglas Island for the past 90 years, died last night in the General Hospital in Pittsburgh, Penn, according ot ad- vices received today by his widow.
 MT. Schwarzenberg was making a trip to his old home in Germany and was taken from the train at Pittsburgh several nights ago seri- ously i'll, and sent to the General Hospital.
 Deceased is survived by his widow, in Douglas; daughter iL Seattle, son in Germany and sister in New York. The latter has been informed of her brothers death and pending advices from her. funeral arrangements have not been made.
 Many years ago MT. Schwarzen- berg operated brewery in Doug las and during later years has been following no set occupation.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
INSPECTORS FINISH
 EXAMINING VESSELS
 OF FOREST SERVICE

After inspecting six of the older boats in the Forest Service fleet, at Ketchikan, U. s. Steamboat h. spectors Capt George Tyler and Capt. John Newmarket, accompan- jed by Assistant District Forester M. L. Merritt returned here last night on the Ranger VII. Capt. George Peterson. They were ab- sent about a week.
 The Inspectors are compiling their report on the condition of the vessels inspected. which were: Rangers I, II, ", Weepoose and Tahn.
 After leaving Petersburg Thurs day morning strong southeasterly winds and heavy seas forced the Ranger VII, into Farragut Bay, where it remained at anchor for A hours awaiting moderation in the weather.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
GUN CLUB SHOOT '
 TOMORROW 10 A. M

The regular weekly slfoot ol the Juneau Gun Club will be held tomorrow morning ,at the cluf traps on the Mendenhall high. way. In view of the fair weather the fans expect to break the blut rock discs in great style and fl they now fall down below 20 ouf of 25 they can blame it on Trues- dells new shooting vest. With out doubt he will wear 1t to. mororw (its brand new) and if he does the boys will have to wear smoked glasses or their sight is very apt to be blurred.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Resurrection Lutheran
 Church

Corner Of -n1ru and Main Sts. REV. HARRY R. ALLEN, Pastor
 Sunday services:
 1l:00 a. m.--Mprning worship. Subject, He That Endureth Shall Be Saved"
 12:15 D. m. Sunday School.
 S:00 p. m.-Evening worship. Subject, Recognition of Divine Help"
 A hearty welcome awaits you at the friendly Lutheran Church. Come and bring friend to church with you.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
First Church of Christ,
 Scientist

Sunday services w1Ii be held at Il a. m. in the First Church of Christ, Scientist, Juneau, on Fifth and Main Streets. The sub- ject will be, God the Only Cause and Creator.
 Sunday School at 12:15 D. ml
 Wednesday, S:00 D. m.-Testi.. monial meeting.
 Christian Science Reading Room In csurch building. This room is open to the public Wednesday afternoons from z:30 to 4.
 The public is cordially invited to attend these services and visit the reading room.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08


 year. and the prospects for next, with new industries such as radio and aviation making mighty ad- vances, are described in glowing terms, there is feeling in bank ing circles that the country may have some difficulty in adjusting It's financial structure to take care of the tremendous sums tied up In speculation. Brokers loans in the past four. years, as report ed by the Federal Reserve, have jumped from less than $2.O00, ,O0O,- 900 to more than $5,000, ,000, ,000, which is more than the total cur rency in circulation.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
BORN TO
 MRS. J. J. WOODARD

MT, and Mrs. J. J. Woodland are the proud parents of twins, boy and girl, that were born to Mrs Wcodard early this morning. The infant boy weighed SA pounds and the girl ' pounds. The mother and the babies are re- ported as doing very we'll Mrs. Woodard was received at St. Ann's Hospital about midnight last night.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Metropolitan Methodist Episcopal Church

Fourth ana seward Streets REV. HENRY YOUNG, Minister.
 The church with the cordial welcome"
 Sunday School eonvenes at 10 a. m.
 Morning Worship will be with our Brethren of the Presbyterian Church.
 Evening worship at 7:30. Sub ject. Doing One Thing"
 Come, help us sing and we will do thee good.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
SMITH AND. HEDGES RouNn,s 2
 OVER TO GRAND JURY

Norman V. Smith and Alice Hedges. arrested Thursday and charged yesterday with illegal CO., habitation, were today bound over the Federal Grand Jury following a preliminary examination before Judge F. A. Boyle. Judge. Boyle announced he would fix the bail in the two cases next Monday.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Northern Light Presbyterian
 Church

corner Fourth and Franklin Sts REV. o. 4. STILLMAN. Pastor
 Morning service at II o'clock. The Rev. Henry Young will preach. Subject, Religious Les sons of the Radio
 There will be a special anthem by the choir
 Bible School at 12:15 o'clock. There will be no evening serv- ice.
 A cordial welcome awaits you.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Presbyterian Native Church

HARRY WD.LAnD, Lay Worker.
 l0:30 a. m.-Morning Service.
 ll:30 a. m.--Bible School.
 7:00. p. m.--Wednesday y-Mid. week prayer service.
 A cordial welcome is giyen tu all to attend these services.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Assembly of God Mission

tBethel Pentecostal Assembly,
 POT Seward Street CHAS. c. PERSONEUS, Pastor Sunday services:
 11:00 a. m.-Morning Wor- ship.
 12:15 D. m.=Bibie School. 7:30 D. m.-The evening serv- ice.
 The Lords Supper the first Sunday of each month.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

aware that the public may also be as sensitive to "scares." In addi- tion to remedying the ticker, they have insisted on heavy margin re- quirements, and it is because of this that the moderate reactions of recent weeks have caused no pan icky liquidation.
 Opinion Divided
 Professional opinion. as to the present status, of the market is sharply divided. While many ma jor industries are having record
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
1-oTIcE TO PUBLIC

Having readjusted my family anairs l wish now to reverse the notice given by me recently, re- garding responsibility for any reasonable debts contracted by my wife, Mrs. Andrew Salazar.
 ANDREW SALAZAR.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
NOTICE

Practice for Moose Christnas tree program win begin Monday, December 10. All Moose children wishing to take part please be at Moose Hall Monday immed- lately after school.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Catholic Church
Fifth and Gold Streets

Fifth and Gold Streets. Second Sunday in Advent. S.00 a. m.-Mass and Sermon. 10:30 a. m.-High Mass and Sermon.
 l:30 D. m.-Sunday School and Bible Class.
 7:3O D. m.-Rosary, Instruc- ton and Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

sydney Laurence reproductions in Christmas cards, original, diff ferent, Alaskan, 25 cents each at the Nugget Shop. -ady.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

Notices for this csdurcn co1umn must be received by The Empire not later than 10 o'clock Satur- day morning to. guarantee change of sermon topics. etc.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

Sycney Luurch:I reproductions in Christmas cards, original, diff ferent, Alaskan, 25 cents each at the Nugget Shop. -adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
GoLDSTEIN'S EMPoRIUM

For your accommodation we will be open every evening until Christmas. adv
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Holy Trinity Cathedral
CHARLES B. RICE, Dean.
 Phone GOA

a. m.-Holy Communion 1l;O0 a. Morning Prayer and Sermon.
 sunday School at 12.30 D. m. Evening service at Douglas.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
F0RGET-ME-N0T TEA ROOM
 NOTICE

Hereafter all cakes will be baked in our kitchen as Mrs. Herman is not doing our baking.
 adv.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

Prices right-Chrlstmas cards, large selection, at Empire.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
The Salvation Army

Public meetings: Sunday-2 D. m. Sunday-7:30 D. m. Tuesday-7:30 D. m.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

:.
 Subtlety what dressmakers snow at the mdseason because they clientele buyers and Paris calls It's ladies' An in the mdeason oHecton possesses the subtle quality fine Woen stuff with bias bands light beige ne waist giving the effect of boeo although only one piece The wrap around skirt lined and 'ies at the ielt slde With a two-toned bowkno
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
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GOLDSTEIN'S EMPORIUM ! ! For your accommodation we will be open every evening until E adv!
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08
Post-EIection Bull
 Movements Record
 Set, Hoouer Market

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The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-12-08

old papers TOT -aie at the Empire
Evening star., 1928-03-22

prince met disaster at stream jump
which came next
De Gomme. which carried Wales to
victory in the st. David's Cup March
|, floundered heavily as he finished the
Jump, and the prince still clutching
The reins. which broke. left the saddle.
He sailed over the horses head, turned
circus flip in the air and landed
more or less gracefully Squarely on his
feet.
Scramb!ing from the path Of the
other horses, which thundered on. led
by the riderless DE Gomme, the prince
waved and shouted to his frightened
friends that he was entirely unhurt.
Returning to the paddock in an auto
mobile. the prince admitted 1t was a
brute of jump" but refused to take
his mishap as seriously rs the excited
throng, which waited his appearance.
The prince had his last fall March
10, when his horse stumbled in a
steeplechase.
Evening star., 1928-03-22
POLITICAL. CONVICT
FLEES ISLE PRISON
Head OF italian Free Masonry
AccompIishes Difficult
's:s Feat.
Nv the Associated Press.

~ the Associated Press
MENTION. France, March 2s.-n-
frmation from Italy says that Domizio
Torrigiani, head of italian Free Ma
sonry. has accomplished the dificult
feat of escaping from the Lipari Islands,
Torrigiani. who WAS condemned 10
fvs wears confinement on the islands
last April as an enemy of the MuSSolini
administration. is believed to be in Cor
eaca
All ships except police vessels are
barred TO the islands and it took four
months for Torrigianl TO effect his
escape. Loyal MaSons are understood
60 have aided him in getting away
The police vessels call at the Islands
once a week With food and drink for
the prisoners. who exist in medieval
conditions. Many Of the cells are under
water at high tide and the prisoners
are Obliged to bail water out OF them
for three hours through an upper WIN
dow TO keep themselves from drowning.
Evening star., 1928-03-22
AVALANCHE TRAPS IS.
Soldiers Unable to Rescue Victims
of Alpine

SALzBuRC. Austria. March % up. -
Thirteen members of an Alpine club at
tempting to descend on skis from Kolm
Peak of Sonnblick Range. behind the
valley of Gastein. we're caught by All
avalanche last evening. Four others In
the party succeeded i'll eStricatine them
selves.
The run was attempted in a binding
SnowStorm which was so severe that a
party of IS soldiers. who were practicing
maneuverS on skis near where the
catastrophe occurred. were unable 70
aid the buried Alpinists. The soldiers
received the signals of distress from the
four club members who dug their way
out of the avalanche, but could not ap-
proach the place closely enough to ef-
tect reScueS of the others
Evening star., 1928-03-22
PRIMARY TEST PLANNED.
Colored Voters to Ask Writ Against
Richmond Democrats.

RICHMOND, Va. March % HD.-
The News Leader says that colorcd
Democrats of Richmond have decided to
apply in Federal Court next week for
a writ to compel the city Democratic
committee to allow them to vote In the
city Democratic primary April 3, for
The election of mayor
The action was taken. the papSr says
at a meeting of the on-Partisan Voters
Evening star., 1928-03-22
RUFF0 FAILS TO SING:
SUIT is THREATENED
Baritone Makes Good on Statement
That He Would Not Appear
in Philadelphia.

Rv the Associated Press.
PHILADELPHIA. March c2.-Titta
Euffo. operatic baritone. made good his
threat not 10 take part In the Pennsyl-
vsnia Grand Operas performance OF
LA Gicconos" last night and did not
appear. His place was taken by Joseph
Rover. regular baritone of the company.
The opera company advertised Ruffo
in the part of Barnaba, but the the st2s
Tuesday night sent kilograms 10 news
papers here asserting his contract with
the ccrlpanv had expired
OHHcialS of the company, claiming to
have paid him $500 to sing in last
nights performance. threaten TO bring
iega! action against Ruffo for breach
Of contract.
Evening star., 1928-03-22
WALES THROWN HEAVILY
IN STEEPLECHASE RACE
Prince Escapes Hurt When Somer.
saulted Over Mounts Head.
Spectators Alarmed.

Br the Associated Press.
RISELEY. England, March %. A
hrcath-taking acrobatic feat starring
the Prince of Wales was presented to
the spectators at the Oakley Hunt
Point-to-Point races yesterday, when
the royal rider somcrsaulted from
the saddle of his favorite mount.
De CONNIE
Holding the spotlight in an inter-
regimental challenge cup race OF the
brigade of guards by leading the field
of 2s over the first seven fences, the
Evening star., 1928-03-22
Cant. Gilbert Ordered Here.

Capt. Fred l. Gilbert, Ordnance De-
partment, at Boston, has been assigned
to duty in the Militia Bureau, War De-
partment. and Capt Raymond q Dart,
Medical Corps at the Army Medical
School. this city. has been ordered Ia
Balboa HeightS, Panama Canal Zone,
for duty
Evening star., 1928-03-22

League Tuesday night, attended by
about 600 colored people, and addressed
by attorneys Of both races. The legal
fight. the paper adds. will be handled
by J. r. Pollard, colored director Of
the league.
Evening star., 1928-03-22

A boy has asked the school author
tiles of Horsforth. England for per-
mission to leave school, saying that he
had been promised position as
hOllSemaid
The Washington times., 1928-04-12

Falling from seven-story win
dow of the apartment house at 1900
X ST. N. W., today, S-year-old
Frank FL. Mum. jr.. son of an in
surance salesman. who moved to
Washington from New Jersey two
weeks ago, died few minutes
later.
Responding to the screams OF the
boys frantic mother an elevator boy
rushed around to the rear of the
apartment house and picked up the
art form. He carried 1t into the
apartment OF DIR. r. Arthur Hooe in
the same building.
According to Or. Hooe life was all.
but extinct when the examination
was made and the boy died few
seconds later. When Mrs. Mum
saw the body OF her child she
tainted in DR.. Iooe's office. Later
she was removed to her apartment
and placed under the care OF a
Ihysican.
The boys father, Fran ii. Mum.
was enroute to Philadelphia on bust
mes when the tragedy occurred. He.
was intercepted by telegram at Will
nnington, Del, and returned to Wash
ington with all possible speed.