The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1928-01-05
MAIDENS IN GLORY:
LEAP YEAR ARRIVES
Matrimonial Net Yawns for
the Willy and Unwilling
Bachelor
SHOULD BE CORALLED
Slackers May be Properly
Shackeled Before Anoth-
Twelve Months

Maidens young and those not so
young have the opportunities of a
life time.
In. this year of our Lord, 1928,
it is their perogaJive not only to
assist a reluctant swaian but to
actually pop the momentous ques-
ton if the boy friend shows a
tendancy to evade or procrasti-
nate.
The flight of time has brought
Leap Year around once more. It
will be precarious time for bach
elors. They are wary, however,
and the dear girls must keep their
weather eye open or they will con-
tinue to elude them as they have
in the past.
Sank Centre does not only pos
sess the most famous street in the
world, but goodly number of
the sterner sex have oeen Sinking
martial responsibility for years.
Somehow the Herald Doesn't be-
lieve this is quite right. We have
always. had rather a fondness for
the fair sex, ana we propose to
assist them in gettil g fair
start for Leap Yeal. With this in
,ni"h we are calling attention to
some of Sank '',rtrc's Latbelors,
with a view of course, of assisting
the ladies in their selections. Some
of these bachelors may be slightly
shopworn but there are many years
of good wear in them if they are
properly handled.
AS warning TO the maidens, the
| Herald would suggest that if they
are to succeed in grabbing a man
this year they must De able to boil
water without burning. Feed the
brute when he calls. The expert
will make the man Deiieve that ke
is the one who is really doing the
| counting. Vain hope.
A partial list of the city eligibles
follow: =. .-sz.z. -
Herman Krohm is coy and kit
! tenish. He likes sauer kraut and
pigs knuckles. The Herald be-
| lieves that at The bottom of his
heart Herman longs for a home.
Go after him, CIR S, it is an open
season all the year round on this
fellow.
Ed Hansen is a wise old owl.
He has successfully passed through
several Leap Years ard his heart is
not even Scared. When he falls,
if he ever does, he will fall hard.
Any girl that can land this boy will
be well repaid for her efforts.
Don Hanson has an innocent
smile, but don't be deceived about
that boy. 1t will not be so easy.
Once landed, however, he will be
an ideal homemaker. He is worth
the effort of any woman to cor
raj.
Will Otto has "fussed" around q
lot, It's rumored. When things be-
gin to look serious he passes on.
Bill is a World War vet and has
had all the fighting he cares for.
Grab him, ladies, he should be sup
porting some nice girl.
Hank Thielen has a clever line.
His heart is large enough to en-
compass the entire world; he likes
them all, but to pin him down to
one-ah, there's the rub. He is
worth the effort.
Deboniar Henry Sauer has every
attribute to make an ideal husband
! and homeynaker. He is not so
bloomin' bashfuI e.sner; he's al
most halter broke in fact. Feed
him and treat him kindly, and who
can tell what tine harvest might be.
Bob Schwalan ran around loose
for years, but Dame Rumor says
he is heavily lnortgaged. The
Herald's advice to the girls about
this young man is not to tresspass.
Ben Morgan is a clever athlete.
He learned the 'iucking game thor
oughly while boxing. He has duck
ed matrimony long enough. He
likes the ladies; in fact he likes
too many at the same time; taat's
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