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New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Dollar Day AT SHOE DEPARTMENT

MEMS ALI. LEATHER SLIPPERS
 leather IT. soft nn 0 sVV
 Bargain tabe-main aiSe) WOMEN'S SHOES tan kid, kid kid and silver kid spike heels. Also samplcsSze 4B
 SOMETHING NONIN'> ALLIGATOR CALF HOUSE h., black due md red. nn Al Dollar D sVO
  WOMEN's CUFF ARCTJCS-
 Many which choose Dollar ID | eVV WOMEN'S x28s TOUR-BUCKIE ARCTICs- nn FOR EVENING. WEAR - AN EXCEPTIONAL. VALUE: BEAUTIFUL CUT STEEL. AND BEADED BUCkIES- 0 nn
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Dollar Day HOUSEWARES

EI;N MNI. EOAES-
 not Regular Day D sVV RUTTLE CAPS
 Best quality Regular 28c package 6 packages G1 m Dola? Day ~. O V sVV TABLE TOPS
 White cnameled Table 6 nn of Regular SeoS Dollar D ! sVV ALtMINuM WARI-
 including kettles. pans nN FERN STANDS
 Wrought sandsCoppcr bowl nN Regular sl.39. Dollar FLOOR NOPS-
 White enameed Table Tops Hr no l,aN. on s0C WHITE JAPANESE WARE
 Two shelf cake cabinets. bread nn pantry sV ELECTRIC HOT PLATES
 All nickel fnish--nickrome wire clement. Fully nn each. sp sV METAL WASTE BASKETS
 Eight different colors. which 0 choose. nn Regular 39c Dollar D for sOV
 
 spoon, cake nn opener display Dollar D sVV ,stI CANS
 300 heavy corrugated galvanized Ash Can. (1 nn Eec Haf $1."9. Dollar sVV
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

RAMON PILLOWS
 Pillows and Pillows nd ! tractively trimmed Flowers n cd shapt D sV TAPESTRY TABLE sCARIS
 Belgium Belu n inches Regularly s19s. Dollar D ! " UNEI.EACHED BED S'READS-
 To cmbr n Regular Day ..............:s D sV LINEN TOWEIS-
 embroidcr Towels quality lnon Large size. Rt Regularly s100. &f n  EMBROIDERED AARFS AND BUFFET SETS Eeau 3f n IMPORTED CHINA LAMP BASES
 piece plugs &1 n Regularly V ! "
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Dollar Day HOSIERY

NOMEN'S SILK AND WOOL STOCkINGS- iy Nauy soc. . pairs c m Dollar = for 0 ~VO WOMEN'S PURE SILK STOCKINGs- Full fashioned-~sik to the hemvery elastic opsan va nn Day ........... 0 .UU WONEN'S LESLIE SrOCkINGS-
 Ribbed to the Black pa nn Value soc pair. Dollar O sVV EtI;SADN STOCKINGS FOR WOMEN- Heavy Rayon coiors black nnvgu ,rrvgu'drs ns, of SIC value pairs E1 m
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
Let These Automobile Economical Tano
Automobiles IS k Eusom06IIes .
OAKLAND PONTIAC
l.. p. S7TEUART, Inc.
GOODWILL Oakland Says These Are the Best
Buys i'm Town
AUTOMOBILES lss

Pontiac e-door sedan Demonstrator.
guaranteed 70 be il perfect condition.
Hudson Coach: ii absolutely perfect
yon ever saw At 500
a BARGAIN. Oakland 20 Coach that
we viii show ron we have spent $4,000
reconditioning. a steal at $3.50 90.
1928 Pontiac Roadster. $3.50
1926 Pontiac Coach ....... 395
1927 Pontiac Sedan ........ 495
1928 Pontiac Coach. ........ 750
1927 Chevrolet Touring .... 295
1926 Oakland Coach. ........ 435
1925 Chevrolet Coach ....... 225
1926 Ford Roadster ....,.. 121
1925 Chevrolet Touring So. 122
1924 Hudson Coach ........ 125
1924 REQ Touring .......... 100
1929 Dodge Touring ... SO
Nash s Coupe. ............. 1T
Ford Sedan ........... IS
1924 Ford Roadster ...... SIS
Ford Sedan .......... 125
Ford Touring ..... 35
Chevrolet Sedan .... 65
Chevrolet Touring So. AS
And many others to select from.
BUT NOW
Easiest and cheapest time payment
plan ii the country Small down pay
n1snt ana the very easiest terms over d
long time are available through Een-
eraI Motors Acceptance Corporations
The Washington times., 1928-10-31

ALLISON ". W.. 633-2 newly decorated.
large. bright rooms. enclosed porch
mi. gas range. sink. phone service reas
70 ST. n. E.. 630--Large first floor room.
kitchen privileges. gas. elec.. SIS mo.
EUCLID NJ w. 1872 front 2d-fIoor
R0oms: well heated adults. Ad. 1884
|BRp ST. s. f.. 12o-2 large unfur. rooms
$50 mo. Atlantic 1864.
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
AUTOMOBILES @

A car driven 2 900 miles fa as good as
new new rna This Galaa Lanaap broMn enan body ns
with natural wood Wheels Big metal
trunk on rear. Chrome nickel bumpers.
si'5o5.oo. Now si.o5o.OO
sf35.Oo. Good tires Pair paint and its
general condition il good
Pontiac 4-door sedan. Demonstration.
Just like new Big reduction.
l1s R2pIss e, & edoGs .s Sedan ID DsmonstrSStor S.qv
interesting price.
This Pontiac ,.ae Coach has new Duco
TONED. The price Is way down At $396 90.
7, Try and beat this buy Essex ,ss Coach
new 'Fss Kun. ssfa'as saafa RuGsa ks
sold Pontiac ns 1sss Coach Ike this naNs one
Only driven 1900 miles.
A Chrysler 10 4-door Sedan At $4,000
srs; shock absorbers. and in good nechan-
zeal condition.
Here's i good family car. Hudson
Coach that viii give any sort Of demon
stratjon You want. for $1,000. It's not
2 wreck. We Just want To sell IL.
Pontiac 4-door Sedan. Demonstration
Used only 2 500 miles: Positively perfect
q every detail. Only SS25. Sells new
v.kt4. 49,. -, -.
2 new car. Only driven 1000 miles
Equipped with white wire wheels. rumble
seat, shock absorbera. bumpers Really a
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
s'G0LD SEA =
USED CARS
OUR ANNUAL.
FALL CI- -EAIl-UP
SALE
NOW GOING ON
VALUES AS
NEVER BEF ORE
INV STTGA TIE

1926 Hudson Brougham $62b
1926 Hupp 8 Sedan ... go
1925 Hudson 7-pass. Sedan. $50
1927 WHY'S knight 7OA sed.. s4S
1927 WHY'S Knight s6A sed. i.45O
1927 Whippet Coach ...... s05
1925 Willys-Kn Brougham 40S
1926 stearns-Knight Touring. 575
1927 WHY'S knight 7OA Cp,. s45
1926 Chevrolet Sedan ... $50
1926 ChrysIer So Sedan ... 45O
1925 Hupp Club Sedan ...s 475
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
REPAIRING-SERVlCE
CTATInNS

Chevrolet Engine Heads
Can be exchanged for good ones at $3.50.
Fords at 81 so.
Ford engine supports welded In car
$3.50. All metals welded.
WELDIT CO. 516 FIRST ST. ". W.
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
RADIUM
AND
BARGAINS

Both are rare in this country. We do not
pretend 10 sell either. But we do try.
with all the earnestness and honesty
in us TO give you full value for
every dollar you give u.s.. and
that is one reason why all our
''word-of- honor used cars
are guaranteed in writing.
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
1927 Whippet Coach

One of the cleanest cars you
have ever seen, mechanically o. X.
Tires o. X, tenders o. X, uphols-
terry o. K, price o. X, only s345
Do not miss this bargain, with the
O. X. that counts.
r. L. TAYLOR MOTOR co.
1S27-1S4O 14th st. N. w.
The Washington times., 1928-10-31
Automobiles is
Is % DOWN
BLUE RIBBON
USED Cl.425
For Best Values
Automobiles lss

1926 Stutz 8 Coupe .....$l ,485
1926 Marmon "a Roadster. !; $50
1929 Peerless 81 Coupe ... 1,575
1928 Nash Sport Touring !. q. 1,O35
1926 Marmon 7-pass. Sedan 1850
1927 Marmon rs Sedan 80. 1,75J
1926 Marmon IA Coupe -. 1,15O
1926 Hudson Brougham -. SIS.
1925 Buick Broughann ... 800
1926 Nash Spec. 6 Coach ... 645
1926 Oakland Landau Sedan. $50
1926 Flint Sedan ... S95
1926 Jewett Sedan ...... z85
1927 Studebaker Sedan .... 5S6
1926 WHY'S Knight Touring.
1925 Hudson Coach ....... 3S5
1925 Dodge Touring .... 295
1924 Essex 6 Coach ...... 125
1924 Dodge Touring ..... 146
1924 Hudson Coach ........ 28h
1926 Ford Touring ..... IS
1924 Oakland Coach ....... 125
1928 Marmon Touring ..... 1856
1928 Packard Touring ..... 425
1925 Buick Sport Roadster. SIS
1923 Marmon Sedan .... 2S5
1923 s-Knight Club Sed. 345
AND MANY OTHERS
The Washington times., 1928-10-31

WHY'S. KNIGHT 1877, model 70 f"a"h
$3.50 l711 l4th 81 n W
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Carabao Ideal Beast
of Burden IN Tropics

One of the greatest obstacles to
any industrial progress In the
tropical countries is the lack of
transportation facilities. In Cen
tral Africa the tsetse fly is so fatal
to horses and cattle that they are
practically excluded from millions
of miles of territory. Ticks are
almost as bad in other places.
Ticks, flies, mosquitoes and the
like, even If less menacing than the
tsetse, often irritate horses to q
frenzy that diminishes their
strength, Increases their suscepti-
bility to disease and shortens their
lives. Among work animals the
water buffalo, or carabao, as It is
called in the Philippines, is indeed
an exception. Its optimum climate
is warm and moist. It's digestive
system is adapted to coarse, watery
vegetation, and its thick hide, plus
the coat of mud with which it loves
to encase itself, makes it fairly i'm
mune to insects. But unluckily
the water buffalo is useful mainly
for wet crops, like rice. For other
kinds of agriculture, the native
bumped cattle of India and the al
lied banteng OF Java are the best
available, but they are relatively
small, inefficient and unintelligent
compared with the horse, and they
suffer from attacks by insects.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Mothers Find Peace
Along Sunshine Wall

There is hardly a mother in the
Paris Latin quarter who does not
knQR the sunshine wall. In the
northwestern corner &C the Luxem-
burg garden you will filo Il, long
wall facing south, and the sdhshin,.
i q vestige of sun there be, PLAYS
upon it all day long.
IL is 2 wall of dignity, as beflt-
ting the Ltxemburg museum Of
which it forms a part. Emblazoned
iii its center is Fournier's great
mosaic, q vigorous angel, bearing
q pain, in fight over a city. And.
ranged along the top Of the gall
over the mosaic are hRsts of IA
nous artists, Ingres, David, Della
cfoix and many more beside.
Hither come the mothers every
day, and while the children G9ep
soundly In their perambulators or
play with flash of difnpled legs and
peals of shrill, gay laughter, they
sit In one unbroken line against
the sun-baked wall and talk and
sew and sometimes dream q little.
And above them the big mosaic
blazes IN the sunshine, and the
great winged angel hoyers over
them with its palm,<From the Con-
tinentaI Edition of the London
Daily Mail.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05

The newly appointed pastor of a
negro church faced packed audi
Ience when he arose to deliver q
sermon on the burning question |:
~Is There q Hellr'
"Bredren," he said, s'de Lord
made the world round like ball."
"Amenl" agreed the congrega-
ton.
"And the Lord made two axles
for de world to go round on, one
axle at the North pole and one
axle at de Souf pole.
And de Lord put lot of oil
and grease In de center of de
world. SO as to keep de axies well
creased and oiled"
"AmenI" said the congregation.
"And then q lot Of sinners dug
wells in Pennsylvania, Kentucky,
Louisiana, Oklahoma, Texas and
Mexico and Russia, and steal de
Lords oil and grease.
"And some day dey will have all
OF de Lords OIL and grease, and
dem axles is gonna git hot. And
den, dat will be hell, bredren, dat
will be ell."-Prairie Farmer.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
.Device Said to Be
Superior to X-Ray

DR.. Andre Tours, a Frenchman,
has discovered a means Of making
the human body transparent, SO
that all the organs will be seen
working as in q mirror, The doc
tor has refused slI tlnaasial as
sls.ance, anu also an offer to 60 to
fiie United States. he Is deter
mined that the first data shall be
given to medical men of France.
If flesh can be made transparent
10 that the bones can be seen
clearly by surgeons and osteopaths,
lx-rays will be dispensed with IN
locating internal troubles. The
doctor In future will be able to see.
tRe trouble at once without dag
nosing blindly. In cases Of con-,
sumption and cancer che trans
naFency Of Hesn viii be an enor.
1mQus beOn to medical men.
. Doctor Tours claims that his dig
-.cuvery will assist experts In trac-
ing the cause of death where MUIR
der is suspected. The presence
OF poison will be easily detected,
and ia the case of shooting the ex-
act course Of bullet viii be
traced.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Timber Loss By Insects

The standing timber of the coun-
try suffers a serious loss by rea-
son of the operations of various
insects which either destroy the
wood or damage it to such an ex-
tent that it must be placed In q
lower grade by the dealer. The
government agents have recently
given this matter some investiga-
Ition andy an elaborate report, has
been prepared advising growers
and handlers how to, cut down this
loss. The principal damage comes
under two types of defects, desig-
mated as wormholes, with no living
worms or decay, and powder post
Powder post occurs only in the
seasoned sapwo0d or heaftwood
This type of&injury is dangerous,
since the grubs continue their de-
structive work In the, wood and
also infect other timber nearby.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
French House; Pretty
but Not Comfortable

Have you ever-but of course
you have-raced down In q too
swift train from Cherbourg to
Paris, through the French country
side on spring afternoon when
all the apple trees in Normandy
are In full bloom? And through
the trees you catch glimpse of
little old farmhouses that have
stood there In the midst of their
Towering orchards for centuries?
Enchanting, these little houses !;
but according to modern standards
hardly comfortable, says Arts and
Decorations. Once inside. we
should find the rooms too small
and crowded; the windows too
small to admit of proper ventila
tion; the kitchen antiquated, and
the work done there made doul,Iy
difficult because of lack os equip
ment. No, these little houses are
lovely to look at; ON walking
trip, If night came on too quickly.
one might enjoy staying over
night, perhaps, sharing a French
supper with the farmers house
hold, en- famille, gathered about
the kitchen table; sleeping in one
OF the little rooms under the
fhatched roof, listening to the
sleeping chirp of birds in the long
soft twilight. But to live in one
OF these houses--impossible. 1t re-
mains for our own young country
to combine much of the charm Of
these old Normandy farmhouseS
with Twentieth century comfort.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05

= $50 %4+$+++
There's the girl Bernard I
: broke off his engagement I
= with" 4
= ooh. really? She looks sad; I
= do you think she's taking it !
= to hearth" Z
Il don't know; but she's TAX :
= ing it to court" =
= = 2 . . = = = = . . . . .
& & & &
One thing hard for the farmer
boy to understand is why he
should have to pillow corn when
the fishing is good.
& & & &
The newly-married couple stop
ped Tor lunch at hotel where the
manager was over-attentive. For
the tenth time he sailed up.
And what can I get for you
now, sir?
Some no ne ymoon salad,
please"
"You have me there. sir" re-
piled the manager. MAY / ask
what it consists off"
Gust lettuce alone
& & & &
+ + = = = = = , = 80 80 =
= Why isn't sign painting a :
= sport? It's work done by pro- :
= fessionals, and people like to =
= watch it as they do base Z
= ball. =
= - = = = = = = = 2 = = =
& & & &
Lose money and you lose much,
but lose your courage and you
lose all.
& & & &
President Coolidge seems to
be arranging matters so that
the future near-histOfian
won't be able to fasten q lot
of bum stories on him.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
London's Snake Hospital

A "snake hospital" with comfort
able beds in it and resident physi-
clan to care for the reptiles ills
is an amazing feature of the new
reptile house Of 'London's zoologi-
cal gardens. 1t boasts a diet
kitchen, a battery of artificial sun
light lamps and other equipment Of
q hospital.
Snakes brought to this zoo from
all over the world thrive under the
care lavished upon them, reports
Popular Science Monthly. Electric
thermometers flash red or green
lights whenever the temperature is
too hot or too cold for the delicate
constitutions of the reptile guests.
In an adjoining 'insectarium" rare
and foreign bugs are raised to lus-
cious fairness, for the snakes that
can thrive on them alone, with all
tie care hotel chef might expend
on meals for guests.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
LiUing Foreuer

If our whole conception OF life is
encircled by the few years that we
are to live upon earth, we have a
small appreciation of life. If we
are not building for e future beyond
our own days we are not building
much. Men crave immortality.
Men cannot live. forever on this
earth, but they can greatly extend
the value of their lives, here and
now, by building beyond their own
little day. They can achieve Inn
mortality by their works. And
how are men best and longest re-
membered?, Not by their accumu-
lation of wealth. They are longest
and best remembered-they achieve
their immortality-by their service
to others. He who helps most lives
the longest.-Grove Patterson, In
the Mobile Register.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05

The brides dress ~.
white Crepe Remona ~ "Ss 2 lcvslv
satin and beautifully v s,,s 2 Whit
with pearls. She wor ssOroiderei
nnents, but carried 70 cau.
White flocks, given to ba snsaf &
F. A. Smith. y ner by Mn
The bride was given
her father Ed Selliek s sns away b
tended by her sister I c,. was a.
maid-of. honor. George S Slnauys q
ted as best man. After s tII 81
mony was over which wal sne cers-
service, the young cOunls - "a 3 fins
their honeymoon t. A. lett fol
amid a host of hearty vo me Goast
from their families. OnIv NV wishes
mediate members Of IT, e1e IN
were present. e lanly
The newly married eour,I
well known here and win y. sts
home" on the SelIick ran AN y :, at
July 18th. n attes
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Bulgarian Songs

The most striking part of the Bull
garian folk song is the tune, de-
scribed as wild and mournful, In a
scale neither pure minor nor ma
jor, but partaking of both. It's time
is strange and irregular measures
much more frequent than in west
ern Europe. As is often the way
among peasant singers,s the songs
are pitched high, and sometimes a
refrain is broken by shri1l cries !
there is no yodelling. The melodies
are short and the repetitions many.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
False Alarm

Mr.. Linkins, the Junior member
of the firm, had a. peculiarly irri-
Eating sneeze. 1t began with an
elaborate and terrifying series of
facial commissions, md ended with
IA most lame and impotent parox.
ysm that always disappointed the
expectant observer.
"Your sneeze," volunteered Mr..
Jenkins. senior partner, after
watching him through one of. his
performances "is a regular cir
GUS"
"A circus?" questioned Mr.. Lin
kins.
YES" was the rejoinder. '"The
performance never comes up to the
advance notices"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
or English Origin

Building and loan associations
were first organized in England In
Birmingham, in 1881. They be-
came numerous during the Nine
teenth century and acts were passed
in 1888 and 1874 regulating them.
The first association of this charac-
ter in the United States was or
ganized in frankfort, a suburb of
Philadelphia, in 1881, and known as
the Oxford Provident Building as
ISOLATION. Many were organized In
the period from 1910 to 1850, which
may be considered as the real
period of their inception In this
country.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Symbol of Good and EUil

Bats are found in all parts of
the world. and, as might be ex-
lpected from their powers of flight,
linhabit many remote islands, such
as Bermuda and New Zealand.
They are absent, however, from the
coolest parts of the world and are
most numerous In eastern tropics.
In Chinese art the bat signifies
happiness; as the Chinese charac-
ter Flu, meaning bat, is identical in
sound with the character Flu, mean
ing blessing. Among Bicols and
other Malays the bat is the mes
senger of Asuang, "God of Evil"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Old English Curferu

An interesting curfew is that IN
the tower of the chapel of the Guild
of the Holy Cross at Stratford-on-
Aven, says ritter in John o. Lon
don's Weekly. The curfew sounds
at 8 p. m. and an apprentices bell,
similar to the "waking bell' In
other parts, at 6 a. m. The chapel,
which dates from 1869, is used
every morning by boys in the old
grammar school, of which Shake
speare is its most ilIustrieus sold
boy"i
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
Odd Belief.

Certain authors attribute /.
trltlve value to perfumes. Pin, ~ =
counts the history of an Tcs, q
people who lived exclusively ~ Iu y.
sense of smell. Diogenes o y sls
us that Democritus lived for r's .a0..
time on the cdor of hot breas 'I =.
con mentions a man who conI MA .. =.
Tor several days if he were r. =. =.
rounded by aromatic herbs SUI
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05

il was rotten. We were afraid to
ask her why she read it.
& & & &
q q - 2 = = y = = 2 2 = =
= Walt Hessler has just re- !
q ceived an offer of $4,000 a =
Q year from Paul Whiteman. =
+ Walt says he would accept, 7
+ but his concience forbids him :
= as he feels that Whiteman !:
= can easily secure another =
2 pianist, but Benton county !
z might have a heck of time =
r getting its bitches cleaned I
= if he left.
e q q = = 2 + = = = + z = =
We can't see why Penny Fer
rel supports AL Smith. Kennewick
already has so many bootliggers
that the market is all shot to
pieces.
In story in this paper last
week a dentist says, "an apple a
meal will force dentists to steal
We wonder what this doctor
thinks they've been doing in the
past.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
- p = y .
HEDGES
MRS. e. F. HELPS

. . 2 = 2 2 2 p = q 2 = = 2
A very pretty wedding was sol
emenized on Wednesday, July 4th
at s o'clock a. m. when Miss Lii
liam Irene Sillick, eldest daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Sillick was
united in marriage to Aubrey
Kirby, youngest son of Mrs. F. A.
Smith of Finley.
The wedding took place at Saint
Paul's. Kennewick. the Rev John
Pennel officiating.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05

TIE lew York Philharmonic !.
ches ra I ngan its concerts il inv Ie %
The Philh. rmonic society ~ i Ts-
YORK has been described n az.
Oldest orchestra body in eon,,0u
Gus service in tie United States - Z
voted to the pcrfo. nance Of orsh ~
trail music" 'uss
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
The Real Thing

All is not gold that gfitters, but
the Golden Rule is not among the
exceptionS.-BOSt Transcript.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05

A soldier went to his colonel
and asked for a leave to G. homo
to help his wife with her sp-ing
cleaning.
81 don't like to refuse you,-
said the colonel, 'fbut I've just
received a letter from your wife
saying that you are no use around
the house,
The soldier saluted and turned
to go. At the door he stopped,
turned and remarked:
"Colonel, there are two persons
in this regiment who handle the
truth loosely, and I'm ene of them.
I'm not married"
& & & f.
This paper received hard cal
ling down last week for some
jokes that were in this column.
After long talk the lady said
she had read the Pollyanna for
the past year and always thought
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
DE sofa
CONTEST
LIST OF
v~- 49,
PRIZES

FIRST PRIZE
Pass for two persons for ev-
cry show at the Liberty The
atre uutil Nov. LIST. AND five
quarts DeSota Ice Cream.
SECOND PRIZE
Pass for two persons for two
months to every show at the
Liberty Theatre, AND three
quarts DeSota Ice Cream.
THIRD PRIZE
Pass for two persons for each
show at the Liberty Theatre
for one month and two quarts
of DeSota Ice Cream.
NEXT TEN PRIZES
Passes for ten couples to see
HAROLD TEEN at the Lib
erty Theatre and one quart of
DeSota Ice Cream to each
couple.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-07-05
cOIYUM.

The harrassed looking man was
being shown over a factory.
'eThat machine" said the guide,
"does the work of thirty men,
The man smiled Nglumly.
CAT least" he said 81 have
seen what my wife should have
married"