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Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
His Moneys Worth

HIS Moneys worth
"Now," said the college man to his
dad at the football game, "youll see
more excitement for two dollars than
you ever saw before"
II don't know" replied the old
gent; that's what my marriage
license cost me-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES s. MONTAGUE
FORE! AND AHoY!

! Golf has been made compulsory at
! Annapolis)
When I was lad
was taught to putt,
Although good at golf
I was anything but.
Though my shots went true
AS it seemed to me,
The cup wasn't ever
! Where it ought to be.
But that is the way, as no doubt you
see
To learn to be an ensign in our great
navee.
If my puts were bad
AS admit I must
My shots from the tee
r Were a frightful bust. tsr
i Though I worked away
! With a right good will
1t was just blind luck
/ When hit the pill.
Yet my shots all went so wild and
free
That now I am an ensign in our
great navee.
Though I have no stance
. And have no grip
I can find a range
And can con ship
Though can't get a shot
! Away from the tee u
At present I'm an ensign
In our great navee.
!!
And that is quite as it ought to be
According to the rulers of our great
! naVee!
NEGLIGIBLE
There will be no platform planks
fro mod 70 catch the nedaStrian vote
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Whonnersl

Aunt Jane: Well, Ethel, I see
you've landed man at last.
Anglers daughter: Yes, auntie, but
you ought to see the ones that got
away.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

INSTINCT
We don't believe Jim Reed wants to
be president, but when there is a
big fight in sight he just can't keep
out of it.
Copyright, 1928, Bell Syndicate, Inc0
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
WiIIing tO Trade In

Fortune teller: Your husband will
be brave, generous, handsome and
rich.
Ruth, the chinaware saleslady: How
wonderful! Now tell me, how can
I get rid CT the one 1 have now?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

There is joy at the Nanney
ranch-wild, unrestrained, exulting
joy-over the arrival Sunday of a
10-pound boy.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Lower Mathematics

Teacher: Tommy, what is one half
Of one tenth?
Small boy: 1 don't know exactly,
teacher, but it can't be very much.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
The Poor old Soul

Ha'vahd: Your gramma' is terrible
Yale: I know. She hasn't been the
same since grandfather died.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

Could Have Escaped
Lee: Did your wife accept you
the first time you proposed?
Joe: Alas, no; have only myself
to blame.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Safety FirSt

Bessie had new dime to invest in
an ice cream soda.
"Why don't you give your dime to
the missions?" said the minister who
was calling.
81 thought about that" said Bessie,
"but I think I'll buy the ice cream
soda and let the druggist give it to
the missions -Stratford Beacon-Her
aid.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Preferred to Wait

Preferred to Wait
Porter Con air Pullman in 1950) !:
Let me brush you off, sah
Passenger with a glance below :
No you don't. It's an eighth of a
mile down if it's an inch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Sixteen Years AGO

A son was born Saturday morn
ing to Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Lock-
wood at their home on Eleventh
street.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

One poor deluded girl in Chicago
who was bow-legged went to a sur
geon to have her limbs Strengthened.
Gangrene resulted and both her limbs
had to be amputated above the knees.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Snreading The Huddle system

Because low-flying air mail planes
passing over ''cackle corner poultry
farms" at Garretsville, Ohio, frighten
the $500 men inhabitants, causing
them to huddle together and injure
each other and also to decrease their
egg laying, Postmaster General New
has asked the National Air Transport
to fly its planes higher over that
town.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

THEORETICALLY INVINClBLE
If there was any pride in names,
Smith and Jones ticket would score q
practically unanimous victory.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Short Story

Once there was a certain town
so small they took the census and
the death reports at the same time
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

One Los Angeles police official who
heard Hickman's confession of killing
Marian Parker swore that Hickman
said he was not sure his victim was
dead until he severed the spinal cord
Yet they are taking couple OF weeks
of court time to determine what to
do with the prisoner. The same paper
that carried that story vouches for the
fact that the detailed confession OF
Hickman is unprintable.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
&HS8 - NJ
Shoro Tbin~

''DidJiever see thuh sea sick?"
mo, but seen the ocean blue"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

Mrs H. F. Browder and son,
Maurice, have returned from a
two months visit to Kentucky
points. Mrs. Browder is a member
of the office force under Agent
w. w. Windham of the E.P.& S.W.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
Of TrunpS

Of TrumpS
The girl: I should think you'd
feel happy as king when you're
in the air.
Aviator: Happier. I'm an ace.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

S. F. Mcguire left yesterday for
Ell Paso, from which place he will
make tour of Chihuahua in his
automobile.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05
SOME POINTS NOT
ON THE COMPASS

When one had seen cat resting
serenely on a table in a cafe, he
would hardly need to empanel jury
to try the case of the next hair he
found in a biscuit to determine its
source, unless, of course, he was sure
it was not cats hair.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

NEGLIGIBLE
There will be no platform planks
framed to catch the pedestrian vote.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-02-05

Golf has been made compulsory a
Annapolis).
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

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The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

son, Marie Wilson, Marjorie
Youngkin.
IA: Martha Kirkland, Helen
Borgert, Maxine Deck, Eunice
Ditmarson, Elmer GIFTS, Harry Pi-
pal, Lillian Trudo.
7B: Eugene Ablin, Mayme
Birkeland, Harriet Borgert, Edwin
Carey, Robert Ferguson, Howard
Hveem, Robert Littlefield, Roy
Olson, Stanley Olson, Yvonne Pi-
pal, Lloyd Schafer, Richard Sham
ley, Lillian Spicer, Ben Veldhuis,
Marshall Young.
1B: Daniel Bushman, Robert
Steele, Louis Delaney, Dwight
Trowbridge, John Hembd, Matte
Yellowrobe, James King, Irene
verstegen, Hazel Olson, John Bur
CESS, Leroy Cody, Sidney Deegan,
Robert Garden, Norman Hveem,
Arthur Johnson, Grant Kurokawa,
Robert Martinson, Dale Mcdonald,
Stuart Norby, Walter Reichert,
Dorothy Ramey, Joyce Stanley,
Lucille Taliaferro, Raymond Trow-
bridge, Keith Walker, Manford
Weeks, Joyce Witt.
GA: Durwood Frederick, Gard
ner Brownlee, Richard Courchene,
Isabelle Delaney, Howe Klatte,
Fred Nichol, Ruth Wilson, Aldora
Wood.
Attendance-1st six weeks:
Wide Awake, Tardy 1, Absence
1872 days.
Waska, Tardy IA, Absence 1872
days.
Longview, Tardy 0, Absence 10
days.
Golden Valley, Tardy 0, Absence
II days.
French, Tardy o, Absence 20
days.
lib: Marvin Edwards, Wayne
Carson, Marian Youngkin, John
Allen Fladland, Joyce
Frederickson, Adele Boegler, Eva
Kirkland, Miriam Rogers.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02
School Department

is a valuable asset in any com
munity. Pupils need to read
books other than the regular texts
Good books are friends that none
should neglect. The Wolf Point
businessmen could not give more
valuable prizes. We hope that
this feature of Wolf Points great
carnival will be repeated next
year.
The local school has a regular
system of outside reading from the
sixth grade through high school.
Each pupil is required to read a
minimum number of good books.
Western Stories, Breezy Stories,
Eye-Opener, Jim Jam Jems, Snap
Ply Stories are not on our lists.
Our books are selected with care
and have content plus the thrills.
Art Exhibit
zone picture is worth ten thous-
and words" runs an old proverb.
New ideas and methods in edu-
cational work are being employed
in modern schools everywhere.
Wolf Point is doing much to teach
the children to know the best liter
ature, the best music and the best
art.
Next week we shall have a large
a,f nvhihff hnrn Mo puonf Won RI
come up to see 1t.
The purpose of the exhibit is to
assist in the general Art Apprecia-
ton of the school and community
and to raise funds to obtain pic
lures for our schoolroom walls.
plan to give a school program
On one evening during the week.
The exact time will be announced
alter. Tickets will be put on sale
/ few days this week. They will
be sold at 10c and 25c. Orders
will be taken for pictures during
the exhibit. The school gets a
commission on the sales. Now is
4 good time to select a picture for
I Christmas present.
Beauty is not in the landscape,
out in the intelligence which ap-
Drehends it." Carlton Noyes.
Glass Programs and Special Music
The '29 Senior Glass opened
he assembly programs. Clarence
8artel announced the numbers.
John Williams told of the obsta-
;les which Columbus had to over
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

Seven weeks of school have
passed. All of our energy has
been directed toward getting the
school organized to function eff
GENTLY. Many interesting things
have happened during this period.
News items have been pigeon
holed because of the lack of writ
ing time. We shall endeavor to
"catch up" The events may be
more or less mixed up but We'll
try to tell about all.
The enrolment of the school has
been published. The Northside
third graders will be sent to. the
Northside school as soon as the
heating plant is repaired. Miss
Councils 1B grade will then be
taken out of the gym. The sew
enth graders have been moved up
stairs. Our Railways resemble the
Chicago loop during the intermis-
sion period and a few traffic regu-
lations have been found necessary.
However, we have a splendid
group of students and the Wolf
spirit of cooperation is in
the air. This enables us to make
difficult situations seem simple.
A few pupils have enrolled from
other schools: 1B Walter Baker,
Omar Dyck, Clyde Dyck lib Will
mar Hance, ga Helen Simonson,
lib Wilfred C%asterline, "A Arlee
Riddle, BIB Eliana Will, 2B Oliver
Simonson, 1B Edna Simonson.
Reading
Books are not absolutely dead
hings but do contain a potency TO
ife in them to be as active as that
.oul was whose progeny they are.
Many a man lives a burden to the
.arth; but a good book is the pre-
,ious life-blood of a master-spirit,
and treasured up on
purpose to a life beyond life."-
John Milton.
We congratulate the South
school, Pleasant View and Wood
Schools for their success in the
carnival contest. A good library
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

come in order to discover Amer
lea. Harold Shipman played a
beautiful cornet solo. He was ac.
companied by his mother, Mrs
Shipman. Bernard Geisen read
the selection Keep A-Trying.'
The closing number vas a patrio'
tic selection by the whole class.
This was a good program. Mrs.
McFarlan is the class advisor.
The next program was given by
the Juniors. The chief subject
was Fire Prevention.
Piano solo-Belle Everett.
Why We Observe Fire Proven
tion-Rosemary Courchene.
Causes of Fires-Howard Bech-
tai.
How to Prevent Fires-Leroy
Rogers.
Results of Fires-Max Seminars.
Quartet number-Ella Nelson,
Beulah Thorn, Leonard Kaniewski,
Wilfred GIFTS. This was an in
structive program. Miss Kellogg
was critic.
Dean Herman has undergone an
operation at a hospital in Roches-
ter. We are glad to hear that he
is improving. Our football team
suffered a heavy loss when Dean
had to quit playing. We hope for
his early return to school.
Attendance list Month
Perfect Attendance, 5B: Mae
Edna Bushman, Junior
Clayton, Aloysius Cody, Esther
Courchene, Lois Dewitt, De We're
Dougherty, Velma Fishback, Ar
.hur Hanson, Harold Isachsen,
James Kelly, Lorraine Montgom-
cry, Gilmore Mus, Justin Red
Corinth Saunders, Lloyd
5ethne, Leo Stennes, James Styer.
ga: Roy Boese, Doris Buchanan,
Dewey Coombs, Edgar Coombs,
Harold Hembd, lola Homrighaus,
lean Marshall, Clara Olson, Leora
Lloyd Stennes, Orion Vim
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

Ia: Richard McElfresh, Gabriel
Moran, Russell Adams.
2B: Ronald Anderson, Odd
Birkeland, Jay Hedderich, Lille
belong, Lorine Edwards.
3B: Gunhild Adams, Eleanor Al
rick, Virginia Boegler, Eunice
Blacktail, David Cooney, James
Frederickson, Clarabelle Funk,
Rosetta, Funk, Betty Geringer,
Helen Hembd, Alvin Isachsen, Ro-
bert Livingston, Leonard Moran
Clifford Nichols, Duane Norby,
Cornellia O'Donnell, Ralph Reich
ert, John Trudo and Carol Styer.
"a: Martin Bushman, George
Coombs, Angela D%ougherty, Rae
burn Fredrickson, Margaret Geer,
Mary Geer, Mary Giegerich, Lue
Halliburton.
Quotations
President Angel of Yale: "Es-
sentially, education is always self
education"
President Lowell of Harvard:
"All true education is in the main
self-education. The teacher can
help, but he cannot supply the
place of effort on the part of the
student.
Teacher "Now Paul, tell me
why we put a hyphen in b~ird-cage."
Its for the bird to sit on"
Witt.
Dick handed the following note
from his mother to the teacher
one morning:
Deer teecher, you keep tellin'
my boy to breathe with his dia-
maybe rich children has
got diaframs, but how about when
their father is in the army, and
has got five children to keep?
First, it's one thing, then it's an
other, and now it's diaframs.
That's the worst yet"
Boys World.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

Tragic Accident
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VIM. Kline, former hotel owner
of Frazer, was killed this morning
November LIST, when a North Da
kota car ran into his grader where
he was working on the road west
of Frazer. We have not heard full
particulars yet.
The school house is moved onto
the new foundation, but it will
take some time to get it ready to
use, they are working on it every
day.
Art Lindsey and family have
moved into the Mrs. Deegan
building just vacated by the Cleve-
land family.
The Cleveland sale of household
goods Saturday was well attended
and brought a good price. Mrs.
Cleveland and children left Sun
day night for the East.
Ebert Amundson's family are
moving today into the new house
just finished of Mat Eliason's on
the north side of town.
Mrs. Pearl Unglebee is in town
today from near BONN.
N. R. Grisvold, an aged home
steader of BONN, who has been in
poor health for some time, died
at the Glendive hospital. His son
came and had him buried at Glen
dive, Oct. II.
Geo. Ellinger was in yesterday
from Lustre and took out a load
of coal.
Mr.. Lucky from south of the
river has moved to town to send
his children to school.
The Halloween youngsters had
the usual sport turning over small
buildings and putting debris in the
street. The small fry had their
iack-o-lantern parade and enjoyed
it immensely.
Geo. Westland is loading several
cars of wheat with a blower, for
the northside farmers.
Charley Nelson and Maurice
Tew were in Frazer yesterday
from the BONN country.
Several of the north of town
men were in town yesterday I'M
loading two carloads of coal, ship
ped in from Williston by the farm
ers union.
Dave Miller and family moved
in from North Dakota yesterday.
They have moved into the timber
where they have purchased some
land.
Ebert Amundson is in Helena
taking government treatment.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02
The WAY OF ALL FLESH
4 FILM MASTERPIECE

"The masterpiece of the motion
picture makers art. An epic of
the life of a common man that
combines the delicacy of a Rem
brandt, the sweep of a Velasquez,
the power of a Wagner and the
dramatic touch of a Victor Hugo"
These are the words spoken In
praise of "The Way of All Flesh"
the picture reaching the Liberty
Theatre Thursday-Friday, Nov. g.
9 which is among the ten greatest
pictures ever made.
Critics have declared that the
thing most impressive about "The
Way of All Flesh" is it's human
ness, it's dramatic simplicity and
the vividness of it's central char
acter as played by the man who
made "The Last Laugh" and war
iety" what they were.
%Jannings himself considers it
the finest effort of his life.
Support worthy of his talents
was given him by Paramount Fam
Gus Lasky. Belle Bennett, the
wife, heads the featured cast. Miss
"Stella Dallas is one Of
the screens never-to-beforgotten
characters.
-
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02
Lustre
Il " n

Il Y u Z II II u Y ,
J.. L. Truscott, democratic can
didate for county assessor called
at the Lustre store one day this
week.
Geo. Kjensrud purchased a new
Chevrolet sedan from the Frazer
Motor sales last week.
Sheriff Ben Olson of Glasgow
was in our midst on Wednesday
of last week.
A shipment of lambs made up
by parties having small flocks
was shipped out from Wolf Point
Thursday. The consignment was
made to Chicago.
L. J.. Smith and his brother-in-
law, Mr.. Noble of Canada were
dinner guests of Mrs. Bretzke
Tuesday of this week. They were
very highly impressed with u
wonderful farming district.
Art Terpe called on several par
ties in this neighborhood last
Wednesday.
Edna Kjensrud was an over Sun
day visitor in Wolf Point.
Work on the new Grand View
church is progressing very rapid
ly. With fine weather in their
favor it looks as if the church
building may be fully built yet
this fall.
Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Harrington
spent Sunday with Mrs. Bretzke
and children.
Mr. and Mrs. G. E. Ellinger
visited at the Fred Starner home
in Frazer Saturday and also at
tended the A. G. Cleveland sale of
household goods.
The telephone line is being re-
built and all shareholders are look
ing forward to improved service
after the line is in good shape.
There will be a competitive eX-
animation for post master for the
Lustre postoffice in the near fu-
ture. Any applicants can secure
additional information at the post
Lustre, Montana.
L. e. Bretzke is at his sheep
ranch south of Glasgow the past
week.
Luella Dick is assisting Mrs.
larl Reddig while they are build
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

Resulting from its great new 228-
cubic inch engine with exclusive
patented rubber cushioned
mountings -. Bib. crankshaft.. =.
harmonic balancer. larger, moro
highly perfected carburetor -. the
C-M-R cylinder head. Such mar
velous control. Steering ease from
a new improved mechanism.
Braking ease from its new internal
expanding four-wheel brakes
individually adjusted -. requiring
minimum pressure for q sure,
silent, velvet-sInooth stop.
Il X X
Only the highlights have been
mentioned. Only q hint r~egard;ng
its puIse-stirring performance al
style. To gel the whole picture.
to appreciate what its price v |
buy. comein. Fave your hight
expectations realized!
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

ing theri new home.
Mrs. Baker made a professional
call at Carl Reddig's last week.
Mr.. Reddig has been seriously i'll
for several days. Everyone wish
es him a speedy recovery.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02
V0W " @kAADU PRESENTS
w A1ll-lAArarllee Six 81

louvre effect i'm an exclusive chevron
design. Thanked by new seamless
full-crown Tenders fiaring
tenders with a 7I-inch spread.
X X X
And then the bodies! Seven new
and superbly beautiful types -.
Closed types with adjustable
drivers seats. Two convertible
closed cars -. the Convertible Cab
riolet and the LandauIet Sedan.
X X
And such glorious performance
as you've never known before.
Soaring top speed -. seventy miles
an hour and more! Sixty-eight
brake horsepower al 5000 rpm. A
flashing pickup -. from 10 to Is
miles per hour in six seconds fiat.
X 4 X
Such balance -. such smoothness
such silence such pcise.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02
Athletics

Every athlete knows what an
inspiration it is to have the en-
couraging support of a large num-
Der of rooters. Last week we had
a good crowd at the Scobey game.
We want a larger crowd when
Poplar comes up here Saturday
(Turn to Page Six, Pleasel
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

An entirely new conception of the
modern motor car. So original i'm
design so brilliantly executed
-. you'll hardly believe your eyes.
Magnificent to a justly
famous name ...a New All-Ameri-
can Six.
Daring in style exemplifying
Fisher genius in the creation of
new designs. Brilliant in beauty
revealing new harmonies of
colors and lines. Triumphantly
new. Appealingly different. Finer
In every way. From its chrome
plated front bumper back to its
chrome-plated tail-light :. as
neu as this mornings ddUn.
X X <
A new chrome-plated radiator -.
surmounted by a largefiat chrome
plated cap. Craced by a new front
Prices $II45 to 1875 al factory.
Bumpers and rearJender guards
General
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1928-11-02

Lopejoy, Hydra"ic Shock 4bsorbers and spring eore,si aciu@~i lin Hst prices.
extra nee Cahfund de'i@edp prices they fHcf.jei ue.th a.aan chdrges.
iiotors TfnreP Payment Ptuna eaaaae att minimum rate.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-08-23
1929 Bathine Beauties
To Woo Tan IN
Briefer Suits

CHICAGO. Aug. "A Bathing
suit makers in convention here,
announced that the bathing beauty
nszt season vim display mostly
sunshine suits"
II she be . blonde she will be
4 symphony In pastel shades.
combined with the lovely beige of
her own suntsnned back. r
brunette. dark-coIored trunks and
bright, horizontal stripes scrcss
her .'tummy'' viii contrast with
her tanned back.
The backIess suit. which win
be prevalent on the beaches next
season is not immodesf, according
to Douglas 81. Tweedie. chairman
Of the convention. It is merely
healthy.
'tTle new suit, with the large
U-shaped cutout halfway down
the back, gives the girls the sun
shine which modern science and
physicians advocate" he said.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-08-23
LunckeOn Gaests
OF Miss Wanbaugh
II Willianast o.pn

washington was well repre-
scented ut the luncheon given yes
terday ct Williamstown, Mass, by
Miss Sarah Wambaugh. OF Cam
bridge, Mass. in the Commons
Dining Hall, which IL the dining
place used BY the members Of f;1e
Institute or Politics held ut Will
liams College.
Among the guests were the
Charge d'Affaires of Hungary and
Nine. PeIenyi, Mrs. Tytus Nc
Lehman end her daughter, Miss
Mildred Tytus. and Nine. EIalide
Edib, the Turkish feminist con-
Quoting 9, round table on eastern
affairs at the institute.
Miss WambAugh has visited Ii.
Washington frequently.
-
Miss Cecelis. Talbot. daughter
of DR.. and Mrs. BENJAMIN e. Tai
bott, OF 3512 Massachusetts Ave.
IL visiting In Alleuhurst, N j.. and
I'm New York city.