Putnam patriot., 1928-06-21

use in singing Christmas Carols in
quartet form.
Upon Joe Donovan, Ed Lacas shakes
his Freshman shadows This is a
dark night for Sir Joseph.
To Philip Arnold. Eddie Mann
leaves his ability TO carry on Senior
Class meetings. This will not be
necessary IL the next Senior Class Il
as orderly and quiet as we have beenl !.
To Aline Tourviile. Simonne La
Rose wills her ability TO type swiftly
and accurately. As we see the need,
/ we also leave her an indestructible
"Stonecrusher" typewriter.
+ Viola LaValiee leaves a note on
Pats interest TO Alice Law. This Is
payable on demand, but Alice is not
supposed to demand so much as Viola
was accustomed 20 do.
To some Junior Shrek" Dick Nc
/ Cauley wills his interest in GER
tain section Of the Freshman Class.
!. (Now what do you suppose we mean
BY that2)
Dorothy Morse leaves some Of her
longitude 20 Rolande Cartier; we
might add the ability to chew gum
swiftly and silently; also several cans
Of red paint, at present used by
Dorothy 70 decorate a barn.
Harold Murray wills his love for in
toxIeants, especially Cotton Gin"
invented by Eli Whitney, as well as
( his fondness for wild and woody wo-
men, 70 Gus Wilson.
To Rh0da Hines. Nadgv Nahibo-
WITT wills her long hair and also suiii-
Gent funds to attend the women's
long hair championship contest
T Alice Perry leaves her title Of
noisiest girl to Miriam Daitch. This
doesn't mean TINT Miriam has TO paint
the school red, as did her predeces-
sor.
Judith Snbin bestows her CORES
pondence course in courtship 20 any
one adept In fast shorthand and adj
dictcd 70 the use Of the Airmail.
Beatrice Shaw bestows Gilbert
upon Emily, not literally but fgura-
lively.
Gladys shaylor bestows her pep
upon Winnie LePire. We hardly be-
lieve Winnie will work 1t as hard on
the boys as Gladys has. but perhaps
it will be entirely misdirected.
To Eva Jane Covell, Marjorie
Steere Wills her ability to have at
least two boy friends and still keep
drums in the family.
Ethel Vaida leaves her young
or brother, Emil. her soulful eyes, and
in order that bashful Emil may not
attract future Shebas too much with
these soulful eyes, and so embarrass
himself, we leave pair OF smoked
esfuaeoa 20 anyaf said arae
Walter Wheaton wills his musical
melodious voice to any hard working
person trying 20 make the Glee Club.
Karl Whitehouse leaves Eugene
Dumas little Of his spare time, in
order that Eugene may get enough Of
his work done 10 play dolls with the
girls.
Christine Wilcox wills her demure,
dainty and refined walk to Eva Both
am. We never noticed Eva's walk,
but really anyone would be benefited
by this bequest.
John Myers bestows his pole vault
ing ability upon anyone likely 70 be
thrown into jail.
Alta Hawkins hestOws her tranquil
state Of mind upon Clinton Dawson.
Now maybe the rest of the cave men
viii have a chance.
Third, we appreciate our entire
fortune Of two million French and
English marks to erect two statues
Of pure white marble 20 be placed,
one upon each side OF the Auditorium,
the first, to be likeness Of John
Myers and the other TO remind sue
ceeding generations Of Don Child.
Lastly. we make, constitute and APP
point John j. Kelly Of Putnam. Con-
necticut, TO be the executor Of this,
our last will and testament, hereby
revoking all former wills by US made.
In witness whereof we have here
unto subscribed our names and af-
fixed our seal, this nineteenth day Of
June. in the year Of our Lord, one
thousand nine hundred and twenty
eight.
This instrument was on the day of
the date thereof signed, published.
and declared by the said Testator.
Glass Of Nineteen hundred and TWEEN
ty-eight, to be its last will and testa
ment in the absence Of US who at rs
request have subscribed our names
thereto as witnesses in its presence
and in the absence Of each other.