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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-24

1927
kIsSEL STRAIGHT "S'
SPECIAL. i~Dook
RROGGHAM.
Nep tires original paint tikf new run
Bus 9,hh0 miles hg careful driver tuli
equipment, inciufing trunk, also nea yypf
tiEhher ahackies cost neM annroA. $4,000
siil sacfihGe tot 40 nf its original fost
amaiitf chT 10 trade
II. r. LEARY, IR & BROS,
1921 18th st NV.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

AZ An hMEN 81 NJ
TUE BUCHANAN APIS, 4s2s 18th sr. NV.
Apply ianitor OF " Carl WYATT, Ga, isS2
MAIRnAv, so NM AVE NE-REAuTIFuL
a l. b,, fSom and bath arts n Ven kept
Apt No los or Main 7 Sssi''"' Mango" =.
iNGLEsIDE. 1905 LIST ST. Nw-S LARGE
tight newly decorated rooms and bath With
porch SSe, so North SLOT 50
IN the Clifton, 1898 Clifton ST. nv ROGER
SMITH. slt Sth st. NV 2ts
: ROOMS, KITCHEN & RATH; coMprErE-
S'2Se See resident msnaser, Soas wis ave
NEW WEBSTER APARTMENT, taos ian
S Grated AHs srs aud reSms newly dec
SIN ROOMS. RECEPTION HALL BATH
nnfyhs Janttor service all rooms well
N iisG's" 7,,s 5e's' near eo'amOia Hosp',.si
lois $ ST NV, NEAR AMBASSADORS
Apt i Two reon,s, entrance hall, Kitchen,
s ea IN Murphy bed 'an''or service. cOium
lsai 3 NV NEWLY PApEREn. LARGE
rooms very attractive OF rooms and
S sss o very 5sas sSn Apply resident
NEAR CAPITOL AND COMPRESSION n
Library Library Z rooms. Kitchen and bath in art
house Sta, Lincoln Se7i N.
rHk HAWTHORNE 1897 EYE sr NV
SON & co. lAtT y 81 a,w
SOC PAST CAPTION. ST LARfp goONtS
hnd private hath, entire neOr; instantaneous
not water eieetficiEyi southern exposure
s.
hl6 HOPKINS ar NV ApTs
rooms, bath each. rent, $40 and sS7 sarsse
- Dupont Circle Section West taaS "a
SILVER SPRING. MD sTsa MAPLE AVE
lhte' lafse rooms, kttehenette, private hsth
ssNStta tstse closets, electric range, M, sto
SNlerid 2Aoo s4s
1st4 ShERRIER ri. NV Il, X,
detached home; saS, elee.. tel included IS
net month adults clev sSa7W a.
leSS r ST NV ROOMS AND RAT9
iarse lneiosed Sieepins pnteh, FriztdsiFe
sA, Available Oct Cali North iAiS e.
,noalre Apartment Nc > between . am seg
| nm a.
atG end sT NFs ROOMS AND sAfu
atst nect, tnsAe menth lnauirs ssepns
hAat "a
tCentiausa On Next farsN
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TYrEWRTTTRS-Bu SIS per month Under'
u9o6s. Royals or any make. We buy. rent
rs~S;r al makes Trade your old typewrl'e'
fo- setter nne See us en6 save money
Franklin ASIA District Typewriter E5'
WISHING MACHINE. EsSy". gcod onndl-
faor reasons ole. Apply i6so 7 St Sc
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RENT ROOMS--FUR. OR UNFuR.
RENT ROOMS~-uNFURNISuED
WANTEil.....ROOMS

GENTLEMAN wants furnished room con
asettna rrtNats bath Address Boa NC,
star cfies, "a.
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ESSEX "a SEDAN --latest model, fully
eauirpnd; iust like hrand-ncw Reduced
to tTSA.
HUDSON SEDAN Late 1923, nut IN ftrSt-
class condition: must 40 Price reduced
TO best of1eT,
WHY'S KNIGHT 1924 TOURING Me
chanical condition excellent, sood Duco
paint new tires Reduced 10 1865
ESSEX SEDAN Early 1877 original finish
and upholstery not even Soiled, new tires;
motor excellent Only $3.50
ESSEX 20 COACH Original nnish like
naW: motor and tires excellent. Reduced
10 sS4S.
HUDSON rs BRoUGHAM Custom built
aluminium body; IN tiptop shepe. Reduced
to S59S
DODGE IS SEDAN-in splendid condition
throughout leather upholstery. Only $3.50
HUpMORlLE - TOURING, neat Ave
pasSenger car that will give ranS thousand
miles OF GOOD service OnlH S3sA
ESSEN ~ COACH -Org,nsi BAKED enamel
hnish tSt like new motor tipton; good
tires A ntck-up at &39S
ESSEN IS COACH Unusualls clean; mo
tor smooth Only sass
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fSFTTTF FURNITURE from " s G'9s ss
Hs.Es rhstrs. ale cabinets, tastes ever st1ae
sor vftr once at srest SAVINGS :, ,s
- fys-r ~ t,fSrR furs7 dept NkU So -l's--
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BUaC ,fr CoupE--First class every way. New
Ssso. terms. Packard, 1901 Kalorams I'd
RuIGk MASTER COUPE ia3s--Tn Al con.
rparPsrs S99s san,d to be GOOD when offered BY
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HAWKINS NASH MOTOR
COMPANY. INC.
1888 l4th ST. y w. Dec. $500.
CHRN>LER.
1925 10" ChrySler Rdstr. 5000
1927 90 Chrvsler Rdstr.. rs
1920 Dodge Sedan ........ 523
1927 Clrvsler 90 Coupe. $50
1927 Chrysler 4-pass. Cpe o75
1925 ChrySler Sedan. ... $50
1920 Chrvsler Sedan. ..... $50
1927 ChrvSler Crown Sedan o75
1926 Ford Roadster ....... Us
1923 Buick Coach ........ Q75
1920 Hudson Broueham... SIS
1926 Chrvsler Coach. .,.... AS
1920 Dodge Coupe ........ 375
1923 (hev. Landau Sedan. 700
1920 Essex Coach ........ rs
1927 Chevrolet Coupe. 80. 4N
1927 Chevrolet Sedan. $50
1925 Dodge Special Tour, rs
1924 Ford Tudor ...... 80
6 S2MF b ANp h SE5 a T5FM:
SkINkER MOTOR Co. INC.
l2l6-2S 10Th st. \ w.
Decatur 4h40. 4o4l, 4642
Joseph T. CookSey,
Sales Manager.
WE HAVE
SOLD
s. Used Cars
So Far This Month.
THERE MUST
BE a Reason.
THINK
1t Over.
INSPECT
The Following Cars As to Their
Condition and Price.
1929 Peerless Of Coupe
1923 Buick Standard s Sedan
1927 Chryser 80 Coupe
1927 Olds Coupe
1927 Marmun S-pasS. Sedan,
1927 Peerless 2 Roadster.
1927 DodgP Sedan
1927 StudebRker Stand 4 Sedan.
1925 Marmon Limousine.
1928 Msrmon T-pass Sedan.
1925 Matmon Victoria.
1925 M7rmon Coune rumble seat
1925 Chrysler 10 ROYAL Sedan.
1928 Nash Spec Coach.
1920 Stuff Coupr
1870 HupD Sedan.
1929 Studebaker 4 Roadster.
1925 Cadillac ava Sedan.
1925 Chrysler 81 Coach.
1923 Ruick Brouehsm
l125 Hudson Coach
1928 Buick Master Coach
1925 Dodae Tourin-
1924 PACKARD 7-pasS Touring
1925 Wiliys-Knight Sedan.
Unusual Prices,
uusual Terms.
MARMON MOTORS. INC.
Open Evenings and Sundays
Until 10 PM.
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HEEs-U 8 Soldiers Home mas for sale
zoo WAITE LsEhorn hens between and 8
rsSss olc healthy and vigorous VIII sell
q ~fele or n small lots Apply super
i-fen5fnt Ct dairy
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P;7cTTT BTILTARD TaRr-Es y and eaair-
rseni: located on Secnnc Inu. aSiA + 81
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GARAGE BUILDERS.

METAL GARAGES. ss5 UP.
r y ALLEN. Jr.. 1915 35th ST NV
Phone West 93l "a
BEST CONSTRUCTION. Low PRICE Terms
GEO Drunk.
Lincoln 1891 806 K st. N y,
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bCl tt IT. NE.
Adams Q7OO.
NO CASH
Down for
AUTOMOBILE.
Lowest monthly payment in city; 30 days
tree service. Late model Chevrolet sedans,
Essex coaches. Nash sedsns, Chrrsler road
sters, We can get you the kind Of car
R.msmher-Nc down payment and terms
as low as 81, , per >, m en- Me-
LABOR DAY SPECIALS!
By Washin9ton's Pioneer
Dealer in Reliable
Used Cars.
BIG PRICE
REDUCTION.
1923 Hudson Sedan.
1923 Chrysler o. Coupe,
1927 Chryslcr (70l Roadster.
1927 Chevrolet Landau Sedan.
1927 NfiIlys-kuis (70) Sedan
1927 Ford Tudor Sedan.
1926 Buick Brougham.
1920 Buick 26-47 Sedan.
1927 Nash ADV, Sedan.
1920 ChrySler 20 Coupe,
1927 Marmon Custom-built Sdn.
1926 Ford TouringS.
.ocomobile Limousine. cheap.
1926 Chry>ler (7Oi Roadster,
1926 Chrvsler fbOl Sedan
1920 WHY'S Knight (b6) Sedan.
1926 Buick Coach.
1925 Buick Standard Sedan.
1925 Dodge Sedan,
Manv Others
Open Evenings and Sundays.
1910 l4th St wv
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TT1No- fsi-top. fer ssis ehsapS. 1917
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1923 Buick Standard Sedan.
1929 Buick Mas. Country Club.
1923 Buick 7-pass, Sedan,
1927 Buick 5-pa>s. Master Sdn.
1927 Buick S-paSs Stand Sdn,
1920 Buick S-paSs. Master Sdn.
1920 Buick Country Club Cpe.
1920 Buick S-pass. Stand Sdn
1920 Buick Std. S-pass. Coach
1920 Packard h-cyl., Spas, Sdn
1920 Pontiac loupc.
1920 Buick Master SPIT. Rd>,r
l025 Studc. Special Il Sedan,
1920 Chandler Coach
1920 Dodge Sedan.
1925 Buick Master Rrougham.
1925 Ilupp 8 Touring.
lol5 llupp i Touring,
1925 Oakland Coach.
1925 Dodge Coupe,
1925 Buick Standard Touring
1925 Buick Standard Coach
1925 Buick Master Sedan
1924 Buick q Touring
1924 Buick q Master Sedan
MANY OTHERS.
MIDSUMMER
SALE.
PRICES Sl.ASHEn
1877 Buick q 4~door Sedan
i927 Tsulck Standard izdOor Sedar
1927 Chrysler door Sedan.
1927 ESSEX Coach
1927 Chevrolet 4~dnnT Sedan,
1927 Chevrolet Coach
1927 ChrSsler 10 Convertible Gaupe
1927 Buick Standard Roadster, S71a
1928 Chryslaf 10 Roadster. t7nn
1927 Nash Advanced Coach
t12T Htudehaksr aenashsn Cuup"
1927 rhrghlsf % Coach,
i9aA Chevrolet Cnupe
1924 Packard Club Sedan,
AUTO MART.
zoos 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1928-08-24

CADILLAC 3ii MODEL IN and : pass
seams. reccndiucned and guaranteed, fine
nniSh and tires priced for quick sale. easy
tsYmS; your car IL trade The WsShinGton
Cadillac Co. iiS6-ao Conn. ave Decatur
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30
EXCELLENT PLAY AT
 THE LIBERTY THEATER

The Liberty manapement was certainly fortunate ill being able to present Little Mickey Grogan" to the Thanksg;vine Day crowd lasv nigh, at the theatre, for both the story and acting were in harmony with the spirit of the day Little Frankie Is marvellous child actrr and the other actors carried their rarts perfectly.
 The play is a serious drama and yet so full of comedy-rather humor that the audience was laughing half the time. These heart-inter- ost stories are certainly welcome when they gre Q beautiful r. pr,,. sented fo: it is well to ha.. ,:.p finer feelings as the subject of d story now and then as a relief to the flood of coarser material.
 If you did not see this feature last night we advise you to go to- nighC if you want to see something worth While" Manager Brownell states
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30
FIRST ELk'S BALL WELL ATTENDED AMI
 WONDERFUL SUCCESS

It can be truly said that the Thanksgiving Ball given by the Seward Elks Wednesday evening was one of the leading social events of the season. Bedecked in the purple and white colors of the order the hall was the scene of much gayety enfrolicked by a large num- Der of Elks, their wives and friends. Colored caps were passed out at the coor, as were the merry no;c. ;nak- ing horns, squawkers and other de- vices
 The music was superb. 1t being t'1e unanimous opinion of these in attendance that this was the bes' music furnished this year. Miss Juanita Lavell, violinist, was con- rlimented throughout the entire dance. This being the first ap- Ipearance of the young lady at a Seward affair she won many ad- Imirers and it is hoped her music will soon be heard again.
 The ever popular punch bowl served the merrvmakers. and the evenings fun was increased hv a number of oldtime dances, unadril- les, etc. Come again Elks, we want more dances like this This remark was heard frequently dur
 ing the evening.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30
FOOTBALL SCORES

Oregon State 2-5, N. Y. University 1-3. Washington 6, Washington State z. Montana 2, Gongage O.
 Oregon 2-e, California at Los An- geles 6. St. Marks 20, Santa Clara 2. Pennsylvania 4-9, Cornell 0. Pittsburgh 2-6, Penn State 0. Missouri 0, Oklahoma 2. Nebraska 8, Kansas Agies 0 Alabama 1-9, Georgia O.. Florida 60. Washington Lee O. Syracuse IA, Columbia 6.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30

WE CARRY THE BEST BRANDS OF CANDY MANUFACTURED Til THE UNITED STATES BOTH IN BULK AND BOX. The Candy Cot tage.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30
PETE SATHER IN PORT

Capt. Pete Sather, of Nuka Bay, arrived in port at 3 o'clock this morning brineing Bert Lee as passenger. Captain Sather goes back following the arrival of the S. S. Northwestern, tomorrow mite.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30
COMMUNITY CHRISTMAS
 TREE BY l. |. |. r,

The Community Christmas Tree for this year will be fathered by the Odd Fellows lodge in place of the Pioneers, it was announced today.
 At their regular meeting last evening arrangements were dis cussed and preparations were started to make this Christmas Tree program an extra special occasion. The public is asked to watch for further announcements and special features.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30

Miss Ruby Wilson, Seward teach CT. is spending Thanksgiving over in Anchorage.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30

MT. and Mrs. William Neville, of Anchorage arrived in Seward We'd neSday to spend the holidays with MT ard Mrs. Neville.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30
MOtOrship DiscOVerer
For Hire or Charter

Service to Nuka Bay, Iliamna, Portlock, Seldovia, Kenai, An chOrage, and other ports in Cook Inlet, has been discOntin- ueG temporarily while the M. s. DichOverer is undergoing in- stallation of new engines, heat ing system, state rooms and lengthening as we'll as many other improvements, in Seattle.
 Capt. Heinie Berger
 Seward, Alaska
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30

COLORED SHEETS AND PILLOW CASES IN PINK, BLUE, NAVY, bach & Valade.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-11-30

The freighter Nezina, of the A. s. s. Co.,, was due to leave Seattle today for Alaskan ports.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
With Other Editors
RESULTS OF THE THOMPSON RAID
(The Decatur, Ill, Herald)


Superintendent William the Chicago public schools has
finished There will
in the wey Thompson wants them
thus
with the out of
politics.
school history bought of $260O00
Chicago,
going o the t4
history John Gonn sued
libel by history writer.
with a world.
Chcagos of business
Chicago grace
Thompns adjusting David
matter Chicago
been made laughing stock S hurt
majority of
publishers their that
national
appealed
William McAndrew
that will the job until his
world there will be
be willing to into Mr.
NTcAndrews place
will marked whoever he is
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
EvangeI Of Truth Speaks

lnauh as editorial comments expected leading events
analytical
carried Volette
to be rather timely.
At the close of his first
esaphned himself
interested primarily convincing
the and dconvert
AS Illuminated
the @ ana misty past but living
all human activity
Dr. Vioette political
AS friend OF the late Theodore Roosevelt Wte
spirit, and is daily breathing
Inc hundreds who have heard
nave joined IN the multitude platform and
pulpit work through the country.
W ~ VoetCe Will lecture at of
from STANDPOINT OF
oO countries and has been keen
of the of the earth
eeS fepercuons on the outlook
MS snand deductions should be Of especially
students of world affairs and
In the language used by reached it's climax
IN tne oalon OF Dr. VioleHe at lastni
With
most queSuon before the peoepeace Douglas
people as possible aVal themselves Of the privilege
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
Church Competition Healthy

Again question community church instead of many
Comfy conference at
present in session in Cleveland Ohio
urcing be reduced by the appla
ton of cooperative
urging the community
churches today practically #
admitting logic arguments for community church are
based self evident truths still be denied that
should be the controlling influence the life
that grocery store and one dry goods
Douglas any
city, might possibly saving yet
questionable such situation would contribute to the lasting benefit
community.
righteousness living and Godlne in
dying silly that
reach the desired terminal
up through the Unborn desires Of
good prescription
meets the wants Of their souls
Some trans continental travellers take the northern
prefer central The scenic
attractions on the way the movatng of the
denominations Of the churches provide the vehicle and line
which Christian people through
prefer the dogma scenery one denomination and some
all New York and San Francisco were
be reduced appreaby with being benefited thereby
respects would afford the ideal
method of Chrisanzng doubted would
be practicable any
to be the return OF the Protesnts to the Catholic church
many cnrchmen so thoroughly welded
to their dogmau beliefs that
f1uctfy n century.
purely
competitive basis there
competitive capable
than would all
Cooperation churches of appears
be secured to communities
through
Community interests things during French revolution
and certainly Russia wherefore
would that community
experiment would react
in a
professor sociology Cornell university
affairs should they
brotEerhod?"
the farmers do cooperate
the ation OF the sadc church..
place. professor
the chief function which brotherhood
meaning of all denominations is
o
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
(The Indianapolis NeWs)

the of his addressed Smith the attorney
would
others has been inmated that juies
positively
that course, only the juries
Recent arguments against cannot
i
therefore
Ruth
William he
though
imprisonment
Of the two but they minority
the
the attitude
pass question
a
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
than New York in 1924?"

than New York in 1924?"
'Who," asked the governor of one
western state during the democratic
committee meeting here as looked to-
ward the committeeman from his state,
''ever gave that fellow the money to
come down here?"
Most of the ladies' and gentlemen of
the national committee wanted to go
to San Francisco, despite Houston S
early victory. Memories of 1920 COM
bined with possibly common senti-
ment expressed by one member:
'"The farther I can get from where
people know me, the better time
have"
Senator Pat Harrison of Mississippi
t"If I'd known they were ever going to
let the south have anything, I'd have
put in a bid for Gulfport."
exhibited new and popular type OF
flattery. They were forever introduce
ing each other as 'the next vice chair
man of the committee"
AL Smith appeared to have regis
tered with a surprising number of the
girls Even among those from down
south, one sometimes heard that AL
had a clear track and who cared? But
like some of the southern members Of
congress who say the same thing they
probably wouldn't care to be quoted
For pure, masculine appeal, how
ever, there is no candidate to rival Gov
ernor Al Ritchie of Maryland, who ad-
dressed the Jackson day dinner. If
that has anything to do with the swing
of the women's vote, as it probably
has, Ritchie has a splendid asset there.
Another type of male beauty, which
some women would prefer, is possessed
by Committeeman j. Bruce Kremer of
Montana, who isn't candidate.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
More Truth Than Poetry
HOPELESS
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE

HOPELESS
My doctor declared my incisors
Were The cause OF my rheumatic
gout;
If wanted sure and G permanent
cure
must speedily have them pulled out.
So hastily hied to dentist
Who was patient, and painless anu
I paid him his bill with a generous
thrill
When left my incisors behind.
But the gout still continued to plague
And my doctor looked at me and
said
"The trouble with you is undoubtedly
To the molars still left in your head"
Again I repaired to the dentist,
Who stretched my limp form in his
chair,
And when 1 came to 1 instinctively
That the troublesome molars weren't
there.
But the gout was still savagely active,
AS was also pain in my jaws.
And my Goctor said; well, though one
never can tell,
Your CANNES are likely the cause"
The CANNES were straightway ex-
tracted
And / hoped I'd no longer feel i'll,
But the pesky old gout kept rampagins
about
And 1 felt like O maniac still.
If this g0ut is a serious ailment,
And gout often is, it appears,
I fear am due, in short year or two
To depart from this valley of tears.
I'm beyond any hope of improvement,
My chance to get better has fled
1 have taken my food since last Friday
unchewed
For I haven't a tooth in my head!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

WASHINGTON.-I is bruited about
in these precincts that there is one
place hotter in June than Kansas City,
the same being Houston. he cham
bers Of commerce of those two happy
cities probably can-l2nd will-issue
temperature tables proving that this is
base SANDER, but many northerners IN
both parties expect to steam and stew
for the ideal of party prospects which
led them out of the north.
It is suggested rather stupidity, that
the Houston heat will wear down the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

opposition to Smith. Even though
ignorant concerning the June climate
in Texas or elsewhere south, one sus-
poets that if there really is heat down
there the southern delegates, backbone
of the hostility to Smith, are quite
used to it and that Smith northerner5
might be first to yell ''Uncle!"
In 1924, heat only appeared TO make
the democrats hotter And, as Major
John S. Cohen Of Atlanta replied when
asked about Houston's heat, if any:
"Who ever heard of anything hotter
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
Barnyard Illustration

"a 10-year-old boy of one of my
! Cambridge neighbors was fuming over
his composition. His father suggested
that it would be easy enough if he
would simply describe something he
had seen.
"That won't do" said the boy. ''The
teacher told us to use figurative lang
uage."
"What Go you understand by that?'
his father asked.
Oh, that's where you call rooster
a chandelier - (From Letters Of w.
r. Thayer."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
BARBS

York calls for an inch or two drop
in skirt lengths. Evidently they're de-
signed to cover multitude of knees.
Scientists say the next war will be
with insects. Well, just what was the
last one with?
This will be big year for garages,
say automobile men. This should help
to stabilize everything.
@s
Music is like medicine, says DR.. Mayo.
Well agree that some of it's hard TO
take.
Congress is getting almost as par
ticular about whom it admits as q
night club.
Who can remember when you used
to be able to tell whether the motor
was running by watching the tail light
shake?
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
ABE MARTIN

O. course we all can't fly, an we
all can't keep our mouths Shut
but if we'd only talk half as much
as we've been talkin', we'd be
IoarElin' sOmethin' from Indy. Our
country has made phenomenal
strides along some lines, but we
n1ustn' be too bOastful, we muslin
fergit that we dumped 957 ,491,7
gallons o. sauer kraut juice before
we found cut we could git 10 cents
a glass fer it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
Those Tuxedo Suits

A hostess gave big party for which
a number of extra servants were en2
gagged. Seeing one young man stand
ing alone, she asked "Shall 1 find you
a partner?"
mo, please don't trouble" he re-
Piled I'm afraid it might make the
other walters jealous. ."-Tit-Bit
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
So Much for THAT

During sermon time the other day a
baby began to cry, and its mother car
ried it toward the door.
"Stop!" said the minister, "the baby
lis not disturbing me-"
The mother turned toward the pull
pit and made the audible remark, "Oh,
e amt, amt e? Well, you're disturb
| in of him!"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

Mrs. j. I. Krentz left yesterday
for Phoenix as a delegate to the
State federation nf Wonens clubs.
Mrs. T. L. McGarty was also named
a delegate but was unable to at
tend.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

BY the decisive score of Al to 13
Douglas defeated Ell Paso at golf
in the 20 man team match played
in Douglas Sunday. Carl Smith, of
the Douglas team, won the silver
trophy.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
He Who Runs

The man who brags: 'I run things i:
my house" usually refers to the lawl
mower, washing machine, the sweeper
baby carriage and errands.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

HOLLYWOOD CAN FILM ANYTHING
distinguished Englishman says
that Hollywood cannot film the Iliaj.
If he had said it couldn't spell it he
might not have been disputed.
Copyright, 1923, Bell Syndicate, Incj
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
A Heck of a Note!

Boss: "Why aren't you busy? CAM
you find something to do?"
Office Boy Gee wlliz! Have 1 gotta
hunt up work and then do it, too?"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

Annette: Jack must be very wealthy.
Janette: Do you think so?
Annette; Yes, I've been to four for
mails with him and he had on diff
ferent tux each time.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22

j. G. Norton yesterday bought an
E. M. F. auto from j. j. Bowen,
who is distributing that particular
make of joy wagon in this dist
riot.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-01-22
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

Mrs. r. g. Arthur, who was op-
Grated upon last week at the Cop
per Queen hospital in Bisbee, is
rapidly improving and will return
home soon.