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improbable that vast fiotations OF Ger
man reparation bonds could be success
fully made here in view OF the fact tnat
American capital during the past two
or three years has been steadily flowing
into Germany. In 1927. American do.
lars financed German machinery COM
panies, steel industries. banks. depart
ment stores. hydroelectric enterprises
street railways. textile corporations
steamship lines and municipalities The
total amount OF Yankee money loaned
to Germany last year was S213 .O4T 500
TO commercial and industrial CORPORA
tions. and $72.l85. 200 10 government
states and municipalities. Nearly as
per cent OF all the American capital i'm
vested in Europe in 1927 was sent 10
Germany
II is plain from the figures lust cited
that II would unouestionably be
herculean job 10 induce American in
vestors TO take up any appreciahly
larger blocks Of German securities
than are now being absorbed in this
country. That Is the purely financial
aspect Of the situation OF considerably
more important bearing is the political
situation that would develop II Uncle
Sam should have forced upon him tha
role OF making Germany meet repara-
ton payments. IL Is true that TO date
Germany has fulfilled every obligation
imposed upon her by the Dawes pian
For three years In succession. the Btr-
lin government has not defaulted by so
much as a single mark But for the
budget year i92s-2p. when the Germans
must bsgin maximum annutieS Of
$625. .00O.000 grave doubts have been
expressed. both by Germans and nom
Germans. As to the Reich's capacity
Gilbert Views Issue.
Among those who have given public
voice To the serious possibilities of the
future is s. Parker Gilbert. the young
American agent-geneTal for reparstinns
who is stationed at Berlin. Mr. Gilbert
Is an outspoken exponent OF the theory
that Germany must know, as soon as
possible. exactly what the total amount
Of her whole reparations obligation ia
going 10 be Under present conditions
that remains an unknown quantity
from the capacity 10 pay standpoint.
There is growing feeling throughout
the woodland In the highest American
financial quarters too~~that something
sooner or later must be done to revise
the Dawes plan The only thing certain
AT Washington In the matter. at this
writing at least is that the United
States would hardly ever become a party
70 any revision that saddled this coun-
try with burdens and responsibilities
not now imposed upon IT, II any such
thought has taken lodgment In the head
Of M Poincare or in the minds Of other
European statesmen, they are hugging
delusion-
iCeuYfiKht Ig2sf
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.ANT|-OBREGON MEN
SEEKING CANDIDATE
Gen. Amaro a Possibility in
Mexican Presidential Race.
Party Caucus Called.
Rv the AssocIateti Press.

Ey the Associated Press,
MEXICO CITY. April 7.--Mexico' s
"ons-man" presidential campaign gave
additional evidence Of blosSoming forth
into at least a dual affair today with an
announcement by AlsSio RobleS presi-
dent OF the "Anti-Re ELECTION" party
proposing party convention the last OF
the month TO nominate candidate.
II such is named he would oppose
Gen. Alvaro Obregon former President
of Mexico. who, since the execution of
his opponents Gems. Serrano and
Gomez. remains the sole man in the
field
Robes pronouncement made no men
tion of a possible choice by the party.
which has been virtually quiescent since
the death Of Gomez and Serrano. whose
candidacy they fostered.
Although the Robles announcement
made no mention of a possible candiate
for the Anti-Re election party. other
dispatches from Mexico City have In
oicated that Gen. Joaquin Amero. sec
retary of war in the cabinet of presi-
dent Gales. will be its choice
Amaro who was in technical charge
OF the suppression OF the alleged Gomez
Serrano revolt In October Of last year.
is a native OF the State of Michoagan
and has had a meteoric riss In the
army. He is under 30.
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DAWES TO Be GUEST.
Military Engineers will IIave Meet.
ing Tomorrow Evening.

Vice President Dawes. who was
recently elected president of the Society
of American Military Engineers. will be
guest OF honor at the monthly meeting
OF the local post tomorrow evening at
8 o'clock In the Interior Department
auditorium
The evening Is to be devoted 10 the
subject of procurement OF supplies.
Mai. Gen. Edgar Jadwin. chief OF engi-
neers. and Mai Gen. Harry Tayler. re-
tired chief. will speak on the problem OF
the procurement OF engineer supplies
during the past war and OF the plans
being made for industrial mobilization
In event Of another emergency.
Members of the various technical So
cieties and Reserve officers have been
invited to attend the meeting An
orchestra fIom the Army Band will fur
nish music
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16O DRY CASES IN WEEK.
Police Seize 2,257 Quarts of Whisky
With Other Liquors.

The prohibition forces of the Police
Department finished last week with l60
arrests for violation of the prohibition
law and the seizure Of 2.257 quarts of
whisky TO their credit.
In addition to the whisky, they also
seized 100 quarts of brandy and 25
quarts of gin and confiscated stills
and Z automobiles.
Charges of driving while drunk were
placed against persons and 293 we're
arrested for intoxication.
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FRENCH VICTORY BELL"
RINGS FOR FIRST TIME
Massive Memorial at Verdun Plays
Part in Easter
Celebration.
d fts Asse.elaied g.

~ f1s Associated Press.
yKRDUN. France. April 7.--Verdun's
massive victory bell win be- tolIed for
the first time Easter Sunday as a part
of the holy day celebration in this town
of immortal sacrifice II will be- rllng
FIRST at dawn. again at midday and at
sunset
The bell is hung in the tower OF q
vast os@uary dedicated last year as q
memorial 10 600 900 soldiers vino fell al
yerdIn during the World War. The
great bell. weighing several tons. was
transported half way across France a
few Yr1nr1fils Aqo with solemn cerefanr1leE
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TWO MEETINGS SET.
Senate Committee TO Take UP Three
District Bills This week.

Two meetings are scheduled by the
Senate DIstTic, committee for the early
meet at O'Clock tomorrow afternoon
10 take final action Of the child labor
bill and The bin TO define the status OF
he Womans Bureau Of the Police DE-
Dsrtment
A hearing will be- held st O'Clock
Tuesday afternoon on the bill 10 per-
NIT the people of the District 10 elect
the members of the Board 0f Educa ton.
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tales are only for children. The Junior
League Dramatic Club successfully pre-
sented Alice in Wonderland" in Febru-
ary year ago and again last December
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the hospitals and orphanages, and the
other two on the second day for all the
youngsters Of Washington and the
grown-ups who do not think that fairy
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Department auditorium, Eighteenth and
F streets.
There will be three performances, the
1rst without charge for the children OF
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statesmen WANTED

for leading oil burner.
Preferably men who have had
experience in this line. For
appointment call Main 6lSl.
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The rose garden of the University OF
Texas has 900 varieties OF roses.
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u. S. WARY OF NEW
PREPARATION PLANS
CONCEIVED ABROAD

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JUNIOR LEAGUE DRAMA
TO BE PRESENTED MAY As
Proceeds Will Be Given to Various
Charitabl organiza-
tions Here.

The Junior League Dramatic Club is
to present Its third play "Raggedy Ann
and Andy" May 4 and for the benefit
of the charitable organizations of the
city. 1t will be given I'm the Interior
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The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
M.AKSHAIk AND
 GU.ARDSNEN AVERTS FIGHT

St Clairsville. Mar. 10, Pl-The timely arrival Of Marshal Don caid- vsell and his contingent of Deputy United States Marshals and Nation d Guardsmen at the Florence Mine probabl averted serious trouble between the union miners and sym pathizers and nonunion employees of the mine. The officials were ad- yised by the officials of the mine that large mob was attacking the n0n-union workers as they came to the mine 10 go to work Caldwell hastily assembled twenty-one guard smen and marshals and hastened to the scene. He found 250 men at tempting to keep the non-union men from entering the mine, A few stones were thrown, but no one was injured. Caldwell Induced the crowd to disperse.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
NOLLNER WINS ENDICOTT
 TROPHY FAIRBANKS RACE

Fairbanks, Mar. 12. Rl-Walter Npllner of Galena won the Wendell H. Endicott trophy Saturday when he drove his dog team over 17A mile course in the fast time of one hour and nine minutes and sixteen seconds. Dog men are amazed at the time he made and declare that it is the fastest time on record in Alaska as the course ran over hilly country and rough drifted trail.
 Joe Stickman Of Nulato won sec ond place and his brother Fred won third place. Joe's time was one hour thirteen minutes and two sec onds. and his brothers time was one hour eighteen minutes and thirty-six seconds.
 The teams from the Lower Yu- kon river made clean sweep of all the classic events.
 A Ladies race was run Sunday but with no particular excitement
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
NATIONAL FUR DEALERS
 CONVENTION SEATTLE APRIL

Seattle. March 1z, R-The Ma ,!onal Fur Dealers are to hold convention in Seattle April 24, to 27 inclusive David C. Mills or New York, director general Of the Association will be in attenc2nce Q. will also other ofhciais of the big organization. The principals Of the fur men Of London, Paris, Berlin and other European cities, and the fnr buyers of Ottawa, Tor onto, Quebec. New York, Boston, Chicago and other North American cities xilI attend the convention.
 This annual convention will be the biggest one ever held in the United states nd will be the fore runner for making this city one of the biggest fur centers in the world, declare the seattle fur men
 Charles Gray, designer and style director of the Fur Garment Man ufacaurers Association Of New York will bring ten models 10 conduct style show which will be q feature of the gathering The Seattle Fur Exchange will put on fur auc- tion beginning April 18th
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TUESDAY tTElEGRAPHiCj
RICE. PRESIDENT SHELTER
 co. LEAVES; URGENT RACE

Fairbanks. Mar. 13, R)-Called to the bedside of his wife who is seriously i'll in Bermuda, Neil W. Rice, President of the Fairbanks Exploration Company. and First of .he United States Smelling. Refining ard Mining Con- pany of Boston. took an airDlane here at five forty-fiye this morning for Cordova where the Steamer Cordove turned back to await him. A. 4. Bennett. of the Bonnet Ro- debaugn company. piloting a Swal- low plane. intends to make non stop flight landing on Eyak Lake near Cordova. This is the first flight from this base to Cordova, undertaken in the face of hazard ous weather, as it is a cloudy, murky day here which portends difficult navigation of the high all titude of virtually four hundred miles Of unbrokel mountain coun- try
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
ANOTHER OIL SCANDAL
 DATING BACK TO 1912

Washington. Mar. 12, R)-An- other Naval oil Reserve controver- sy arising out of the acts of Albert B. Fall. former Secretary of Inter- for. will be passed upon by the Supreme Court, the Government to- day having been granted review in the case against the Standard Ol Company. involving the title to a part of Reserve No. One in Calff- ornia. President Taft in September 1912 withdrew the land in question which had been granted to. Calffor- mia for school purposes and made 1t a part of Naval Reserve No. One. California. however. had patented the land in question to the Stand ard oil Company. Secretary Fall in 1921 decided in favor of the oil company.
 Washington. Mar. le, @-Re-
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MRS. Nc(ONBER LOSES
 LIFE IN SK.AGWAY FIRE

Juneau. Mar. 13, R-Fire of an unknown origin destroyed the Will Clayson Building at Skagway at eleven o'clock Sunday night The building was under lease to Mrs. w. A. McComber who conduct ed a mercantile establishment there. She was burned to death and so far her body has not been recover ed.
 The loss is estimated at twenty live thousand dollars with no in surance. A vacant building along side Of the Clayson building was also totally destroyed. A north west wind was blowing and the wind carrying flying sparks result ed in several roof fires but these were extinguished by the firemen who fought the blaze for several hours.
 Mrs. McComber leaves a daugh- ter. Mrs. Minnie Young who re- sides at Los Angeles. and two sons who are in British Columbia.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
os NANCY MILLER TO BEfONE
 HINDU IN ORDER WE'D

London. Mar. 12, lPi-Amfd the shrines of the temples of the an- cient holy city of Sagik. India. Miss Nancy Miller. n American girl will become a Hindu tomorrow so that she may marry former Maharaja Tykoji Rao Hrigam. After her conversion she will go to Dahram- ahal where Saturday next she will become the third wife of the maha- rajah who will provide lavish fes- tivities and illuminations On the Tykoji Rao estates situated in the middle of a small jungle.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
WILL SEEK ELECTION
 OF WOMAN PRESIDENT

When the National Educational Association meets in Seattle, Wash. next July. Virginia delegates will ask 1t to elect woman president. Miss Cornelia s. Adair, of Rich mond. who seemingly has no linn it to her activity. is to be put for ward. In the association she has served as Treasurer five years, and as a member of the board of di- rectors, executive committee and board of trustees. The National League of Woman Voters has her as educational chairman. She is also former president of the Ma tional League of Teachers and was vice-president of the National Fed eration of Business and Profess ional Women's Clubs.
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bodies of Mrs. ". J. Juefgens, her daughter Ayrna, thirteen years of age, and her mother Mrs. Rosa Schirra, in their home here today. led to the arrest of . man believed 10 be Newt Burns. the family eraf- feur. The bodies were found when the neighbors became suspicious and went to the house to investi- gate. All three women were ap- parentIy killed as they slept An ice pick. hatchet and big knife were found near the bodies.
 phur Springs, several hundred miles away.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
NANCY MILLER MADE SAD BY
 STRANGE RITES OF HINDCS

Nasik, India, Mar. 13, R)-Mfss Nancy Miller was today converted from Christianity to Hinduism so she could marry former Maharajah She appears very sad as though the strange ceremony imposed consider able strain upon her. She played the central part in the Hindu re- ligious rites which were performed in semi-privacy on the banks of the sacred river Codevary. The Hindu priests placed mark upon her bcdy and then she vas bathed In the sacred water of the river Code vary.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17

viewing the testimony before the Teapot Dome Committee. Senator Robinson. of Arkansas, Democratic leader, declared that Will H. Hayes had subjected himself to possi- ble charge of perjury. The Demo cratic leader carried the oil review before the Senate and shortly 1t was announced that Secretary Mel lon will be asked about the nifty thousand dollars in Continental Trading company bonds sent him by Will Hays, who was formerly Secretary of the Republican Nation al Committee. Mellon refused the bonds.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
JOHNNY RISCkO BEATS
 SHARkEY IN FAST FIGHT

New York. Mar. l3, R)-Johnny Riscko cuffed and clouted his way to a surprising but decisive victory over suIlen Boston Sailor Sharkey in a fifteen round mauling match while a crowd of barely ten thous- and looked on.
 The big rough and tumble man from Cleveland battered Sharkey out of the heavyweight elimination tournament with awkward but tire less and frequently effective at tacks.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
ALIEN PROPERTY BILL
 SIGNED BY PRESIDENT

Washington, Mar. 10, R)-Pres- ident Coolidge signed the Alien Property Bill providing for the settlement of American claims az ainst Germany, and the return of seized property. It had been dis closed previously that President Coolidge did not regard the bill as satisfactory as the one which was recommended by the Treasury De- partment. He did not like the pro- posal that the salaries of the drafting clerk, and employees in the White House home and the Treasury officials be raised.
 The Bill authorizes the appropri- ation of one hundred million dol-
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
SEATTLE MAYORALTY
 ELECTION TOMORROW

Seattle. Mar. 12, Rl-Mayor Landes and her opponent Frank Edwards, retired theatre owner,, paigns with a downtown mass meet wound up their mayoralty cam ing while the shock troops of the campaign forces went on the air over all the radio stations in fren- zied barrage which is hoped to bring the hesitant voters into their camps in tomorrow's election. Mrs. Landes bases her campaign for re- election on her administration rec ord. and Edwards promises busi- ness administration
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
PLAN RIG EXCURSION 10
 s. ". ALASKA IN JUNE

Seattle. March 1e. lPD-The member Of the Alaska Committee of the Seattle Chamber of Com merce and the Young Mems Busi- ness Club have joined in announc- ing an excursion to Southwestern Alaska next June. sailing from here June End. The steamship AL aska has been obtained for the ex- cursion which will return here six teen days later. after visiting ket- chikan. Wrangell. Petersburg. Ju- neau. Skagway, Sitka. Cordova, Valdez. LaTouche. Seward. Anchor age. and some cannery points.
 Special attention will be paid to business contracts of trade. and friendship.
 Addis Guttman is the chairman of the Young Mems Business or ganization's excursion committee, and he said it was planned to or ganize q party of one hundred and fifty and an opportunity will be given the members for side trips. Stops will be made at the glaciers and other points Of special interest alorg the route This trip will be the third to Alaska in which the Young Mems Business Club has participated.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
ST. GODDARD WINS FIRST LAP
 THE PAS DOG DERBY

The Pas. Man, Mar. 13, R- Emil St. Goddard won the first days race of The Pas Dog Derby finishing the forty miles in three hours forty-one minutes thirty-five seconds, which is five minutes fifty seconds slower than his time last year. Brydges came in second in three hours foTty-eight minutes thirty-five seconds. Harry Olensky won third place and came in seven minutes behind Brydges.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17

Plymouth, March 12, (P)-Two members of the Manomet Coast Guard station were drowned Satur- day when surfboat capsized in a heavy sea returning to the shore from the stranded steamer Robert E. Lee. Seven others were in the boat but chung to the overturned boat and were rescued just as the surfboat sunk.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
PANAMA KENNEL CLUB
 SCHEDULES THREE RACES

Tanana. Mar. 13, R-The Tan ana Kennel Club has set the date for their annual dog derby March IT and IS. Three races have been scheduled: one for men, one for women and one for children over a course on the Yukon river. Cash prizes have been hung up for the events
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
MONDAY
POO KILLED LANDSLIDE SANTOS

Rio de Janeiro. Mar. 12, Rj-- Reports from Santos state that more than two hundred people were killed there saturday by landslide in Motherrat which bur jed many houses and streets. The work Of exeayating the slide is going ou and mangIed bodies are being recovered hourly.
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HAVE ASSIGNED STATE
 DELEGATION TO REP.
 NATIONAL CONVENTION

Kansas City. Mar. 12. R)-Ten- tative assignments to hotels of the State and Territorial delegations to the Republican National Conven- tion here have been reserved and announced in various big hotels. The Alaska delegation have two rooms reserved at the Savoy Hotel.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
OF ROBERT F..
 LEE SAFELY REMOVED

Boston, Mass, Mar. 12, R)- The steamship company officials re- port that all of the two hundred and fifty passengers on the Robert E. Lee, which went aground Sat urday. were removed safely and were landed at Plymouth, nearby.
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lars for the settlement of German and AuEtro-Hungsrian claims of one hundred thousand dollars, to be settled at once in full. and the claims of greater value to be set tied immediately al eight per cent
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17

We pay no attention to it when SIS a-week man buys a new auto out Of his salary. But when s6 a-week girl sports new silk waist we all know there is something wrong.
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Blinks; What invention do you think was the greatest blessing to man?"
 links; Well, at this time of the year I'd say it was the hot water bottle."
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17

A Valdez man says he does not want to be cultured if it means giving up onions.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17

We have about decided to let the knee question alone for awhile. We insist that nearly all have bumps on 'em, but what good results from our insisting when the only reply seems to be: Well, what of it?'
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We reckon some of the boys call their girl friends Angels because they haven't the slightest idea what an angel really is.
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Brown: Are you wrapped up in your business?
 Jones: No, indeed. I make ny paper. t
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Marriage is not a failure, but a great many who engage in it are.
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This will be great country when the application of good ad- vice equals the supply.
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
THREE WOMEN MURDERED
 AND MUTILATED BY SERVANT

San Angelo, Texas. Mar, 12, (F) The discovery of the mutilated
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17

Much work and little play make a school teacher wish she weren't.
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First colored gent:-"Say. how come you-all got that soot on yo' collar, black man?"
 Second ditto:-"Soot. say nigger. dat ain't no soot: dat's dandruff. V
The Nome nugget., 1928-03-17
FIGURE IT OUT

An intriguing problem: Deposit $50 in your bank, and make the following withdrawals.