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Evening star., 1928-02-12

Stamped White Curtains--a good
size to be embroidered in sim CT
pie stitch. I pairs. Vl
-Faacy Metal Trays-paint-
ed in attractive designs. C1
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Stamped Aprons-of good quality
unblcached ma,erial-also i'll
rose. yellow and lavender. CT
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Stamped Tea Towcas-of blue and
red and white toweling. ready C1
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--children's Bibs stamped and
tinted for outline work CT
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Full 2.ox. Balls OF IarnS--iu good
colors--ior knitting and cro- CT
cheting. 4 balls .,.......,.. NJ
Full l-ox. Balls Of Misunderstanding
Shetland Floss. Germantown. CT
and Beauty Iustre & for, FA
Evening star., 1928-02-12

-Griswold His h
Frame Cast Iron
Waffle Irons--to use
on oil. coal or wood
stoves
Evening star., 1928-02-12

soc
Regular Soc Cylin-
der. roll-front bread
or cake cabinets in
white japanned fin-
ish.
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1929

-32-pc. White China
Cottage Sets, slight
ly imperfect. A serv-
ice for six,
Evening star., 1928-02-12
Sl.49

Reg. Sl.98 Folding
Ironing Tables. with
screw construction
and two ratchets.
S4-incl, size.
Evening star., 1928-02-12

kann's~~Third Floor.
Evening star., 1928-02-12
A February Sale of Art Goods

Stamped Pillow Cases-in simple
designs Finished with hem CT
stitched hens. 2 pairs. ....... Va
--cretonne Pillows--in new Spring
colors and designs. Good size
in light and dark colors CT
discontinued Royal Society Pack.
agcs--each containing stamped piece
and sufficient floss TO en- CT
broider it. . for ........... "
Stamped Linen Scarfs--in simple
new designs. Hemstitchcd CT
hens. J for ..............,. AZ
Stamped Bcdspreads with Bolster
Attached Double size OF good CT
quality unbleached material ~
Stamped Linen Towcls--with pink.
green, lavender or yellow bor- &1
ders. New designs. : for. va
Stamped Card Table covers-com-
pletcly made and finished
with tape. Simple designs Cl
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kann's-Fourth Floor.
Evening star., 1928-02-12

~~36-ineh Cretnnncs in the
new Spring designs and col"
ors. All washable and suit"
able for making draperies.
cushions, scarfs. laundry bags
and even for aprons and
smocks, Also scrim. wolfe.
marquisette and rayon curtain
fabrics ut soc yard.
fd Floor,
Seward daily gateway., 1928-09-14

Cleanliness and the bes, of meats our motto. Frye-Bruhn.
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Congress approved March 28, 1928
 and as provided by Ordinance No. 101
 of said Town, passed and approved
 August 6, 1928, and this bond is is
 sued pursuant to and in full compli ance with the laws of the United
 States and the Territory of Alaska and of the ordinances of said Town of Seward
 1t is hereby recited, certified and declared that all acts, conditions and
 ''ines required by the laws of the United States and of the Territory Alaska and of the ordinances of said Town of Seward to exist and be done precedent to and in the issuance of this bond have existed and been done in due and regular form, time and manner as required by law and that the entire indebtedness of said Town, including this bond, does not exceed any limitation prescribed by the laws of the United States or the Ter ritory of Alaska.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF, The Town of Seward, Alaska, has caused this bond to be signed by it's Mayor and attested by it's Clerk, and has caused its corporate seal to be here to affixed, and the interest coupons attached to be signed and sealed with the facsimile signatures of said officers, and the seal of said Town, this 1st day of October, 1928. ToWN OF SEWARD, ALASKA
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the Town Of Seward reserVing the right to pay all such bonds in their ment date on and after the expira ton of five years from date of issue, at the rate of $4,ooo.Co on principal each year.
 SECTION 2. That said bonds here in authorized to be issued sha! be substantially in the following form except as to the date Of payments: MO GEnn Gn
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Nailless House Sold
 By MilIionaire's heirs

LAKE GENEVA, Sept II, (P)-The house built without nails and brought here from Ceylon, after serving that ton, has been sold by the heins of John J Mitchell, Chicago banker, who with his wife was fatally injured in an automobile wreck last year.
 F. L. Maytag, wealthy manufacturer of Newton, Iowa. has purchased the showplace of this summer resort
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1 [ | A | N l I l Ct
ORDINANCE NO. 1O2

-,.- O..D,NANCE of the Town of
 o-"~Fd, Alaska, providing for the
 ISsAance and sale of general bonds
 iii the sum of $5O,OO0 for the pur-
 pose of constructing and equipinq a public school building, as author
 ized by the voters of said Town
 of seward, at an election held
 therein on September 10, 1928, and
 providing for the form ard terms
 of such bends and the establish
 -ment of the proper funds for the
 payment of the principal and inter
 est thereof.
 WHEREAS, at special election held in the Town of Seward, Alaska, on September 10, 1928, pursuant to Ordinance No. 101, passed and ap- proved August 6, 1928, more than 65 percent of the votes cast at such election were in favor of the issu- ance of general bonds in the princi- pal sum of $5o,ooO0o, to pay the costs of constructing and equipine a public school building in said Town VI ONVsotN, i1oW, lHCI ClOIcy
 BE TT ORDAINED BY THE COM
 MON COUNCIL OF THE TOWN
 OF SEWARD, TERRITORY OF
 ALASKA, as follows:
 SECTION 1. That in accordance with said special election and for the purpose of raising funds to pay for the cost of constructing and equipinq a public school building in the Town of Seward, the Mayor and Town Clerk of said Town be and they are hereby authorized and directed to execute and issue the general neao- liable coupon bonds of said Town in the principal sum of $5O,OOOOO, to be dated October list, 1928, and bear in terest at the rate of seven percent per an,-um, payable seni-annusIiy on the first days of April and October of each year, said bonds to be in de- nominations of S5OoO0 each, number ed from i to 100 inclusive, and ma ture seriaIIy in the order of their numbers as follows:
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SECTION 4. There shall be incIud ed in the annual tax levy of said Town of Seward tax upon all of the property in said Town, subject to taxation, sufficient in amount to pay the interest on said issue of gen. era bonds as the. same may become due, and sufficient to provide a fund tor the payment of the principal of ] said bonds as the same mature, and there is hereby created and estab- Iished special fund to be called Steward General School Bond 1928 Fund.-" into which such fund said taxes shall be paid, and no part of said taxes so levied and paid into the said fund shall be used for any other purpose than the payment of princ- pal and interest .of said general onds; and the full faith, property and credit of said Town are hereby irrevocabIy pledged for the collection and levy of such taxes and the pay ment of principal and interest of said bonds as the same mature.
 SECTION 5, That said issue of bonds shall be sold by said Town of Seward through it's Common Council at a price of not less than par and accrued interest, and the Mayor and Town Clerk, after the execution of said bonds, are thereby .authorized and directed to deliver the same to the purchaser thereof as fixed by resolution of said Common Council, upon payment of the purchase price of said bonds
 SECTION 6. That no part of the funds arising from the sale of said bonds shall be used for any purpose other than the construction and equipment of said public school build ing and the proceeds of sale of said bonds shall be disbursed for such purposes under the order and direc- ton of the Common Council.
 Passed unanimously by the Con- mon Council under suspension of the rules, and approved this fifth day of 1928.
 MUNICIPAL
 SEAL
 Mayor ATTEST:
 4. D. BALDERsTON,
 Municipal Clerk.
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Its Mayor
ATTEsT:

 ATTEST:
 By It's Municipal Clerk.
 NO. INTEREST COUPON $17.5O
 On the first day of April, 1922, the Town of Seward, Alaska, will pay to bearer, at the Chase National Bank, in the City of New York, the sum of Seventeen Dollars and Fifty Cents ($17.5o) in gold coin of the United States of America, such sum being the semi-annuaI interest due that date on it's general school build ing bond, dater October list, 1928, TOWN OF SEWARD, ALASKA
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It's Mayor
ATTEST:

ATTEST:
 It's Municipal Clerk.
 SECTION 3: Said bonds shall be signed by the Mayor and attested by the Town Clerk under the seal of said Town and each of said interest coupons shall be signed with the facsimile signature of said officers, and such facsimile signatures shall be binding to all intents and pur poses upon said Town of Seward.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-09-14
MINERAL FINDS

WASHINGTON, Sept. II, [P)-The Interior Department estimates that the Geological Survey would super wise attractions of minerals from Government and Indian lands valued at $150,00O, 900 for the current year About $2O,000,000 will be paid to the Governmen in rentals and royalties.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-09-14

Ali meat ana nothing else in the Frye. .Bruhn Meat Market.
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ERRlTORY OF ALASKA
 TOWN OF SEWARD

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
 TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOWN OF SEWARD
 SCHOOL BUILDING BOND OF 1928.
 KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, That the Town of Sew ard, a municipal corporation duly or ganized and existing within the Ter ritory of Alaska, acknowledges itself to owe and for value received prom
 ses to pay to bearer the sum of Five Hundred Dollars ($50o.oo) on the list day of -, 19-, together with until paid, at the rate of percent per annum, payable semi annually on the first days of April and October in each year, as evidenced by and upon presentation and surrender of the an nexed interest coupons as they sever ally become due, both principal and interest payable in gold coin of the United States of America of the pres Ient standard of weight and fineness, at the Chase National Bank. in the City of New York.
 For the prompt payment of this bond, both principal and interest, the full faith, credit, and resources of said Town of Seward are hereby ir- revocably pledged: Provided, that said Town of Seward hereby reserves the right on interest payment dates to pay off and retire such bonds in their numerical order, at the rate of $4, ,o0o.00 in principal each year, from and after the expiration of five years from date hereof.
 This bond is part of an issue of general bonds in the principal sum of 100000, all of like date, which said bonds are to be used for strict ly municipal purposes, to-wit, the construction and equipment of pub lie school building suitable to the needs and requirements of said Town of Seward, all as provided by Act of
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Mild enough for anrybod! :. and yet they Satisfy

ITO blend tobaecos Is one thing but
 1 to blend and cross. blend tobaccos so as to give botb mildness and taste is the Chesterfield way!
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JUST RECEIVED NEW STOCK F ALASKA FAT HERRING.
 SEWARD TRADING co.
The Washington times., 1928-05-18
HOp to use the
Separator

First-Insert Separator
(edgewise) in mouth of
bottle and move gently
downward as far as it
will go.
Second-HOld Separa-
tor firmly in position as
shown in the diagram to
the left and pour off
cream. 4
To remove paper cap,
insert pointed end of Sep
aratOr under edge of cap
and lift out.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26
home for few days, left Tuesday for

home for few days, left Tuesday fol-
their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar Cruel and Mr.
and Mrs. Otto Broekway, who have
been touring the park for the past
week, returned to their home here on
Sunday
c. A. sauerwein and Buster White
left Monday for a trip by auto
through the park.
Mrs. E. Il. stotts and son, who have
been visiting relatives at Billings for
a few days, returned to their home on
Saturday.
Lillian seheideeker of Laurel visited
friends here on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Normile returned
to their home here Friday after
spending the past month touring Mis-
souri,, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Salt
Lake City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Wakenshaw
motored to Bearcreek on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. G. Flood and son
visited relatives at Billings Sunday.
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Cherry Springs
SPECIAL CoRREsPoNDENcE
Observation-Disclosures,

George Treyman motored to Rob-
erts Monday.
Clarence Clark and Leo Weber
motored to Roberts Monday.
William Fairbanks, who has been
visiting at the Earl Tunnicliff ranch
for a few days this week, left Thurs
day for Hollywood, Calf, to deliver a
carload of horses for Lou Tunnicliff.
Mr.. Fairbanks will remain there for
the summer
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Loyning and
family and Claude Stinson enjoyed
the carnival at Red Lodge Wednesday
evening.
I Mr.. and Mrs. Lorin Lochridge,
daughter, Doris, and son, Paul, have
moved to Hauser avenue in Red
Lodge, where they expect to spend the
summer.
Gus Eagon and Jack Mccartney mo-
tored to the ranch of the former on
Elbow creek Sunday afternoon.
Chester Olels was caller at the
Clarence Clark home Sunday after
noon.
Mr.. Carmichael, the home demon
strating agent of the Home Comfort
range, was suddenly called to his home
near Missoula Thursday because of
the death of his son.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Green and
family were callers at the home of
Mrs. Green's parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Mike Sekora, Sunday afternoon.
Road work is now completed on the
Elbow road and it is now passable
from the Cherry Springs school house
to Red Lodge.
James Hollowell was caller at the
Earl Tunnicliff home Monday.
James Hollowell has purchased
new Chevrolet truck
Those who were at the carnival
Sunday night were Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward Robinson and family, Mr. and
Mrs. Carl Loyning and family and
Claude Srinson, Mr.. and Mrs. Earl
Tunnicliff and family and Glen
leighton, George Treyman, Evange-
1 line johnson and Joseph and johnny
ebert.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Tunnicliff mo-
tored to Joliet Monday Of this week.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Bosone motore,
to Billings Saturday to meet Unite,
States Senator B. K. Wheeler and mo
tered with him to Fox, where he spok,
at the Kaleya picnic. They accom-
panied him back to Billings Sunday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Becklen, vii
liam and Alice Louise motored to Rob
efts to attend the Wheeler speaking
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Gents, Mrs. W.
Sykes and daughter, Alice, shopped
IN Red Lodge Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Pryde, Bill and
Jean Pryde and Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Ramsey shopped in Red Lodge satur-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pat Ferry and daugh-
ter, Mae, Of Red Lodge were dinner
guests at the George Tweedie home
Sunday.
Miss Lucille Lodge and brother,
lobe, left Thursday for Tacoma,
Wash, to visit several weeks. Mrs.
Fred Schmidt, a sister who is visit
ing there, will return home with them.
Walter Nelson is spending few
days at the Mckay ranch on the
Rosebuds.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex Hawthorne and
family motored to Boyd Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Youst, Naomi /
Youst and Emeliene Verhaeghe mo-
lored to the Saltwater Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mike Demore, daugh-
.er, Elsie and Domino Demore mo-
,ored to Fox Sunday.
Dave Hawthorne and James Haw-
horne motored to Thermopolis Satur- |
iay returning Sunday. They were ac-
home by Dave Hawthorne,
81, who has been at Thermopolis the
'ast three weeks.
Mrs. Alex Hynds and children, Earl
md Ruth, returned from Livingston
saturday, where they had been visit
ng Mrs. Hynds' mother, Mrs. Swan
'eterson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Peterson and
aughter, Mildred, of Butte are visit
ng relatives here this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Joyce and sons.
lilly and John, motored to Fox Sun
ay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jay Babcock and Anna
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26

DR., John Maclean of Helena. svno
dical executive of Montana. was
guest at the D. S. McGorkle hon,
Friday.
Mrs. o. Lodge and Mrs. J. Sander.
son of Washoe We're dinner guests at
the MeCorkle home Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eddie Gents, Alice
and Rosie Sykes, Tommy Gents and
Helen Noble motored out to the
Wright ranch at Absarokee Sunday.
William Dempster, Robert Ramsey
and Robert Mcdonald motored to Rob
erts to attend the Wheeler meeting
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. S. MeCorkle and
sons, Antonio and Hugh, motored to
Belfry Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Sykes and
Mrs. sidonia Gents were dinner guests
at Mrs. Felicia Lebrun Thursday.
Teddy Gents is guest at the
Wright ranch near Absarokee for a
few days.
A. T. Christian and daughter.
Margie, motored to Billings for few
days visit.
Mrs. A. F. Christian and daughters
sybil and Margie, are leaving Tues
day for weeks outing near the Sbo-
shone Fur farm at Crandall, Wyo.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Frasure mo-
tored to Fromberg Sunday.
Jean Hunter Of Washoe returned to
her home Saturday after spending a
few days visiting friends at Powell.
Mrs. A. F. Christiani and daughter,
sybil attended the birthday party of
Vera Pound of Red Lodge Thursday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar johnson of
Washoe motored to Billings Friday to
visit their son, Edgar.
Mr. and Mrs. William Shepherd of
Washoe shopped in Red Lodge Fri
lay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex Hawthorne and
Mrs. Jay Babcock shopped in Red :
Lodge Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. Jules Besinque and
'amily and Leona MORGAN picniced on .
Rock creek Sunday. Il
Mrs. Dave Mckee and Oren and
ielen motored to Columbus Friday to |
'isit at the home of Mrs. McKee's d
lister, Mrs. Scovil.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26
FUR FARMING OFFERS
EXCELLENT SIDELINE

st. Paul, July 2l.-Fur farming
with silver foxes or less expensiv.
animals, seems to offer exceptional
opportunities as a sideline for farn,-
ers, in the opinion of NJ. S. Johnson
professor of entomology and economic
zoology, University of Minnesota
He emphasizes making the business
sideline-a project which will en-
able the farmer to make profitable
use of land, food, and spare time.
which otherwise might bring little
cash returns.
Professor Johnson, who is at uni
versity farm, and that Minnesotas
fur crop is worth about S2,000.000
annually. Its value has tended to
rise without corresponding increase
IN the number Of fur animals trapped
or the number that can be trapped.
High prices of furs IN general and
Of silver foxes in particular have led
to development and growth Of the
business Of raising wild animals un-
der controlled conditions for their
pelts.
From replies to QUESTIONABLE
sent to fur farmers of the state,
Professor johnson makes the follow
IN general conclusions:
With average costs. production,
and prices, satisfactory profit can
be made by raising silver foxes on a
strictly pelt basis.
Superior animals that can be sold
as breeding stock increase the profit.
Breeding stock and management
that result in production and
oelt values above the average increase
.he profit.
With care and good foundation
stock, it is possible to predict with
that fur farming will be
7ery profitable fer many years.
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Boyd
ep@ssAL REsPoNoENoH

Mr.. and Mrs. T. V. Mcpherson and
daughter of Rapelje visited friends
here Sunday.
Mrs. John Boyd motored to Billings
Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Anderson and
Myrtle Cassidy were dinner guests at
the E, I. Walker home on Sunday
A number of neighbors and relatives
gathered at the W. NJ. White home on
Sunday for the purpose of celebrating
Mr.. Whites birthday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Krug of Tacoma, who
hav been visiting at the ]. 7. Rinker
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26
A Kansas Story

"Out here they plant row Of pota-
toes and then row of onions and so
on alternately through a field. This
is for irrigation purposes, because
when the onions begin to grow thew
make the potatoes eyes water and
thus produce the required moisture
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26

1 Maude motored to Bridger Sunday.
Il What might have been a serious ac
| eident happened Sunday when Thoma
irvine and three children were drivin.
to Belfry. In some way Mr.. Irwin
lost control of the car and it tulna,
over Mr.. Irvine suffered a broker
rib and severe bruises. Media Irwin,
was severely scratched about the face
The other two children were unhurt
The car was not damaged to amount
to anything.
Miss Thelma Bourett of Brideer
was a business caller in town Sun
day.
W. Z. Lamport was a business call
er out on Lime creek Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Ramsey have
moved into the Bob Rhind house.
Mr.. Gilmore Of the National mu-
scum in Washington, D. C. was in
| town several days last week.
Don Davis and Genevieve Earring
ton motored up from Billings Satur-
day. Mr.. Davis returned Sunday. bnt
MISS Harrington expects to visit sew
eral days at the William Mcdonald
home. Ys'''is
Dr. and Mrs. J. G. Fornev Helen
and Dean Forney, Mr.. and Mrs. viii
IAN Mcdonald and LEILA and GEORGE
Deehe spent Sunday at Mystic lake.
Jack and Verne Price and Bill T
Pryde left Sunday for Hanson's ranch T
below Red Lodge, where they have
employment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank johnson and
son, Francis, left Thursday for Cody
for several days visit.
Raymond Mikesell returned home
Monday from California, where he
spent the summer.
Miss Mary Dempster returned to
aer home here from Fort Collins. Colo
where she has been the past year.
Mr.. and Mrs. sigurnik are the par
'nts of baby boy born last week.
Mrs. Mike Rubich has been onite
Il. WV
MI. and Mrs. Frank sconfienza en-
ertalned at dinner Sunday. Covers
we're laid for Mr.. and Mrs. John :
'contlenza and daughter Barbara
can of California, Mr.. and Mrs. R
''eonflenza, ST., Mr.. and Mrs. B. :
'confienza, Jr., Mr.. and Mrs. William, :
'eBourg of Red Lodge, Mr.. and Mrs !,
dominic Favero, Pete Ugaste, Hanna
RANGES and Morris Sconfienza and
he host and hostess. l
Theresa Pendrick of Red Lodge Z
anne over Sunday for weeks visit
the Werholtz home.
MI and Mrs. Louis Sasich. Kathryn (
nd Buddy of Billings were in town G
unday.
August Werholtz went to BILLINGS d
business Friday, returning Sunday. S
Mr.. and Mrs. T. E. Richardson were
lsltors from Absarokee Sunday. s
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Lee and daugh- >
ers, Emma and Norrine of Sheridan
Fyo., are visiting at the William Bee n
ey home. Mrs. Lee and Mr.. Beeney
re brother and sister. N
Mrs. William Mcdonald and daueb- C
n, Glare, Mrs. J. G. Fornev and Fl
aughter, Helen, motored to the h
-lgham ranch on Clarks Fork Satur- v
ay.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26

Director: Have you had good
musical education?
Applicant; You bet! Just give me
the name of any song, any song at
all, and I'll tell you like that what's
on the other side of the record.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1928-07-26
Pas I'LL Name

Census taker: sYour husbands
name please2n
Mrs Grogan: Pat
Census taker: Z want his name in
full
Mrs Grogan: Well sir, when he's
full he thinks he's Gene Tunney, but
when | lay my hands on him he's just
plain Pat again.
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Dear Old santa Claus Was Comm,

DSdI wa DdHtd Oi"uo as tOhlihg
Settlement worker: what makes
your husband look SO worried, Mrs.
Jones ~
Mrs. Jones: Hes dreading the
time, ma'am, when he'll have to go
back to work"
Settlement worker: What sort of
work does he do
Mrs. Jones' "He works for the Sal
walton Army. He's a Santa Claus"