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Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Hubert Thomas remarked that some people will go a Hong ways" to amuse the fair sex. :. Ethel was sitting on the beach giggling when Bess.eame along and asked the reason.
 "Oh, but isn't George the cut up?" replied Ethel between gasps of laughter.
 "Yes, but where is he now?" Bess wanted to know.
 We'll, he made a comic dive awhile ago, and for the longest time he's been down under the water blowing bubbles for me-"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

SOMETHING TO REMEMBER It isn't the work we intend to do
 Nor the work we've just begun That puts us right on the led ger sheet;
 Its the work we've really done. Our credit is built on the things we do, Our debit on things we shirk i; The m an who totals the big gest plus
 Is the man who completes his work.
 Good intentions do not pay bills,
 Its easy enough to plan; To wish is the play of an off, flee boy,
 To do is the job of a man.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

A carload of gold ore assay ing from $500 to $1,00O per ton. The ore was taken out single handed by Al Branden- burg from an outcrop adjoin- ing the Monarch Mining Com- pany's claim. The ore is free milling and speckled with gold.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06
BUILD A RAILWAY
 TO ALASKA!
(Mining Truth.l


 Alaska should be linked with the rest of the United States by a railway across Canada. This paper is enough of a gov ernment ownership advocate to assert that if private capi- tail cannot be found to build such a line, the two govern ments should cooperate in its construction.
 Alaska is potentially richer than the Scandinavian penin- sula, which supports nine mill
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

At an American wedding the newly married were saluted by the firing of a gun in the village. Probably to remind them that the battle of life had begun.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

"So I have to go to school on Columbus Day, do F"
 "Yes, dear-it isn't a legal holiday"
 "All right! All right! But if Columbus had known this was all the thanks he'd get for dis covering the old country, I'll bet he'd have stayed home in the first place."
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

A Hyder woman thinks the couple in Arkansas who asked for a hunting license to get married on, intended to make a companionate marriage.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Ben says he don't mind look ing at a girls leg if she has a pretty knee, because a lot hinges on that!
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

You can't make yourself happy, but any fool can avoid the things that make him un- happy.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Jimmy R. says it is not true that all the world loves a lover. Only his sweetheart does that.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

The reason that old maids like kittens is that the men have been too catty for them in their youth.-Contributed.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

If I had a wife that bothered my life,
 Do you know what I would do, I'd set her afloat in an old tin boat
 And paddle my own canoe.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

T used to be a draft clerk. What's that?'
 ''I opened and shut the win dows."
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

For he was only a country youth,
 And she a jersey cow-Con- tributed.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

He isn't a born politician un- less he. thinks the first person singular is unanimous.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Pete Wilson says the device that seems to save the most steps in the kitchen is a lunch counter sandwich.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

If you walked to Stewart five times and returned twice, where would you be when you finished up?-Contributed.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06
QUERIES ANSWERED

A manufacturer tells me that the girls are not wearing bloomers as much as they did a few months ago. Do you think he is correct?
 N. M. l.. The manufacturers should know. The figures show.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

The artist who puts himself into his work oftentimes pro- duces a poor picture.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

That reminds me, I took a girl out for a row once. She wouldn't let me kiss her so I padded her back.-Contribut- ed.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Originality: Doing what some other man did so long ago that people have forgotten.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Many girls are getting mems wages now-a-days-but then, they always have.
 Girls should guard against being kittenish, for fear they may grow up to be catty.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

She was awful pretty but she could be pt 'tty awful.-Con- tributed.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Dogs don't seem so smart when you observe the kind of people they take up with.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Forgive and you shall be for given. There's no other way.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06
Just for Fun

Heads may be some thicker out in the sticks; but the milk is also.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

We'll, what if we didn't re-
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

forest, this generation has for gotten how to whittle, anyway.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

Little Willie was late for Sun- day school, and the teacher inquired the cause.
 T was going fishing, but at the last minute father wouldn't let me-" he told her.
 That's the kind of father to have" replied the teacher. "Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go?" |, "Yes, miss. He said there wasn't bait enough for two."
 He was her man, but his man ners did not sooter,
 So she popped him off with her little shooter.-Contribut- ed.
 He: Were you ever vacci- nated?"
 She: "Yes."
 He: T don't see any scar :
 She: You'll have to take my word for it." He opened the gate to let her pass He did not bend or bow,
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-10-06

He opened the gate to let her pass
 He did not bend or bow,
Evening star., 1928-05-23
AIR MARK CLAIMED
! FOR ARMY FLYER
Lieut.. w. R. SWeeIey Makes
Buffalo Galveston Trip in
13 Hours, rs Minutes.
Ey the Associated Press.

Ey the Associated Press,
GALVESTON, Tex. May 23.-Lieut.
William r. Sweeley today was believed
by Army officers here TO have set new
American record for dawn-to-duSk
flight in a service plane.
Flying new CurtiSs Falcon As ship
with l2-cylinder 46o-horsepower
motor. Lieut.. Sweeley covered approx
imately 500 miles from Buffalo. N. y,
TO Galveston in l3 hours and % NM
utes. He stopped for fuel at Louisviile
and Memphis He left Buffalo at SO
am. Central standard time) ana ar
rived here at 1 4:40 pm.
He said he was favored by a tai
wind on most of his route, Lieut.
Sweeley is a member of the Sd At
tack Group, stationed at Fort Crockeu
here.
In advancing a claim for record
for Sweeley officers said his flight was
longer than any dawn-to-duSS hop OF
which any record was available here,
Members of the lst Pursuit SQUADRON
few from Selfridge Field. Mich, TO san
Antonio Tex. last year, but tnat as
tance is much shorter than the Bunalo-
Galveston airline.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

About two hours after eating many
people suffer from sour stomachs.
They call it indigestion. 1t means
that the stomach nerves have been
er-stimulated. There is excess acid.
The way to correct it is with an
alkali. which neutralizcs many times
its volume in acid.
The right way is Phillips Milk of
Magnesia AUST a tasteless dose in
water. 1t is pleasant. efficient and
harmless. 1t has remained the
standard with physicians in the 50
wears since its invention,
Evening star., 1928-05-23
STATE CLAIM FAVORED.

The House judiciary committee yes
terday approved a Senate bin to author
ize the payment of Sll8.035 by the
Government TO North Carolina.
The States claim against the Gov
eminent is based on the seizure of cot
ton in 1865 and 1866 and for advances
by the State TO the Government during
the War of 1912
Evening star., 1928-05-23
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued TO the
following
John A. Buete of this city and Mary l.
Steidel of Riverdale.
Jonathan +. Hagan OF Ballston. Va. and
Marion Barker of this city.
Livius l.. Boyette of Norfolk. Va, and
Lena l. Camp Of Atlanta Ga.
Coleman Mason and Anne Williams.
Harvey II Grubbs of this city and Esther
4 Wahl of Alexandria.
Daniel n Lewis and Mollie Johnson.
Harley Murphy and Irene NJ. Lawrence
Edward G.. Moore and Grace L. Ballinger.
both Of Chase City Va.
Henry G. Jordan and Lydia Simonik. both
OF Baltimore.
Ire A. Simnson and Bertha Reaves.
James Williams and Alberta Cradle.
Norman r. Diggs and LoreDe Wilson.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

AAttG M y -
TO the Naval Bu-
reau of A er o.
nautics.
Mai. Ross E.
Rowell of Boise,
Idaho, command
ing the Marine
aviators in Nicar-
aqua. reported that
the ammunition
nan for the star
board wing ma
chine gun. a recent
limo vation IN
aerial warfare, had
slipped ont of the
wing and endan-
gered the safety Of
the craft and the
lives of the men
n hoard
Evening star., 1928-05-23
Sours
Sweeten the stomach-instantly

1t is the quick method. Results
come almost instantly. 1t is the ap-
proved method You will never use
another when you know.
Be sure to get the genuine Phillips
Milk OF Magnesia prescribed by
physicians for 50 years in correcting
excess acids. 25c and SOC a bottle
any drugstore.
milk OF Magnesia" has been the
u. S Registered Trade Mark of The
Charles FL. Phillips Chemical Com
pany and its predecessor Charles H.
Phillips since 1875
Evening star., 1928-05-23
PLOT CHARGE FAILS.
Six Persons Charged With Conspir-
acy in Swindling Freed.

HONOLULU, May % R)..--The six
persons were we're charged with con-
sriracy to obstruct justice after the
alleged swindling of Thomas Needham,
British visitor here last Spring. were
declared not guilty late yesterday by
ju which deliberated three hours.
The defendants we're Charles F..
Welsh, Pat" Patterson, Clarence
Wanke, Samuel Allen. r. E. Golden and
John r. Kellett Needham reported to
the authorities that he had been swim
died out Of $4,000 on horse race
wagering.
Evening star., 1928-05-23
CLARK MEMORIAL O. KID.
Senate and House Approve Bill Ap-
propriating $1,ooo,ooo.

The Senate and the House yesterday
accepted the conference report on a
bill authorizing the appropriation of
S1,000.000 for a memorial to George
Rogers Clark at Vincennes, Ind.
The bill, as originally passed by the
Senate. called for $l.750000. but the
Senate conferees accepted a House
amendment limiting the amount 10
$1,000, 900.
The measure now goes to President
Coolidge.
Evening star., 1928-05-23
Flyer Crawls on Wing to Prevent Crash
Among Alligators as Rookie Takes Stick

Rowell walked out on the wing and re-
placed the 50-pound pan, filled with
ammunition. into It's long socket by
fixing the clamps that had been shaken
loose by vibration,
Evening star., 1928-05-23
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF,
TONIGHT.

The Anti-Ciearet Alliance of the Dis
trict will meet. SIS O'Clock. III board
room of the Y. NJ. c. A.. 1896 G street.
nr d H Krecs will read paper and
Mrs, r. T. Stout will report on her
work with boys and girls, as juvenile
secretary of the alliance.
A card party will be given by the
Sodality of the Holy Name Church for
a1,e benefit of the church, s O'CLOCK,
at al6 Eleventh street northeast.
Gen. NJ. Emmett Urell Auxiliary, No.
&. u. S. w. v. will give beneflt card
party, 8 O'Clock. at Northeast Masonic
Temple. Eighth and F streets northeast
/ Rev. David r. Mcdowell, evangelist.
will preach at Bible Hall. Ninth and E
streets. 8 o'clock. Public invited.
burnside CORPS, No. 4. w r. c.. will
hold a business meeting this evening al
Grand Army Hall.
Kisnet Council. Royal Arcanum, viii
meet. O'Clock, at "a Grant place
FUTURE.
The Iowa Society will hold its final
ball of the season Thursday, $50 pm,
at Willard Hotel. The guest of honor.
Senator Samuel Morgan Shortridge. Will
make a short address. Entertainment.
musical program, in charge OF Mrs.
Chindblon. wife OF Representative {.
r. Chindblom, and dancing.
The Loyal knights Of the Round Ia
BILE will meet Friday. 1890 pm, for
luncheon af the University Club Col.
wade H. Cooper, president of CONT
Evening star., 1928-05-23
STUDENTS ON STRIKE.
$50 at Portsmouth, Ohio, Demand
Retention of Principal.

PORTSMOUTH, Ohio, May % Lp).--
One hundred and fifty students, the
entire membership of Glendale High
School, New Boston, adjacent to Ports
mouth, went out on strike yesterday
in protest against the school boards
failure to re-employ Principal B. r.
Higley and teacher. Miss Martha
Pollock
The students cheered as they left
the building and marched In body to
the homes of the school board men,
bers. where demonstrations were staged.
The school board refused to make
any statement why the teachers were
not re-engaged
Evening star., 1928-05-23

Triumph Council. No. s. Daughters of
America, will celebrate its thirty-flrSt
birthday anniversary tomorrow eve
ming at Northeast Temple, Eighth and
F streets northeast. Mrs Lulu
Schwenk, chairman
Evening star., 1928-05-23

The District of Columbia branch of
the Bookmakers' International League
of Writers will meet Monday, 8 pm. at
Brotherhood Hall. $50 Pennsylvania
avenue.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

An unusual feat accomplished over
the alligator r-infested Lake Managua in
Nicaragua, while flying l25 miles an
hour with an amateur at the pilot stick
Evening star., 1928-05-23

The Kiwanis Club will hold an inter-
club meeting at the Washington Hotel
tomorrow. 1890 pm, with clubs from
Alexandria, Fredericksburg and Ma
naSSaS.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

A card party for the benefit Of East
Gate Chapter, No. 81. will be given
Friday, BIS pm, at Masonic Temple.
Rhode Island and Mills avenues north
east.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

Turning the controls Of the combat
plane over to Sergt. Luther j. Norris
IF Shreveport, La, an observer. Mai.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

The Federation of Civic Associations
will meet Friday, s pm, in board room
OF the District Building.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

NJ. Volovick will officiate at the f
street southwest. synagogue during
the feast of Pentecost, which begins to.
morrow at sundown. All services Will
be conducted by this blind cantor. He
Will also offer prayer at the evening
service. May 81, when he will render
specially selected compositions.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

"A Trip Across Canada" lecture IL
lustrated with motion pictures and still
views. will be given Saturday. BIS pm,
at the League for the Larger Life, l706
L street Admission free.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

mental Trust Co, will speak on "Ahra-
ham Liucoln" Initiation ceremonies by
Cast l.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

. Gen. NJ. Emmett Urell Auxiliary, NO;
s. to U. S. w. ". will give beneft caro-
party. 8 O'Clock. at Northeast Masonic
TEMPLE. Eighth and F streets northeast.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

A card party will be given by the
Sodalitv of the Holy Name Church Tor
ll1e benefit of the church, s o'clock,
II el6 Eleventh street northeast.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

: Rev. David r. Mcdowell, evangelist.
will preach at Bible Hall. Ninth and E
rtreets q O'Clock. Public invited.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

Good looking. durable rugs of y
American prairie wire grass-re-
inforced with double-warp heavy
cord. Choice of all-over and fancy
border designs.
Kann's-Third Floor.
Evening star., 1928-05-23

Burnside Corps. No. 4, w. r. C.. VIII
hold a business meeting this evening al
Grand ARMY Hall
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May Breakfast
by Club to Be
Sunday Morning

The Indianapolis Business anG
Professional Womel's Club will en-
terrain Sunday with a May break
fast from 1880 to n a. m. at the
Lumley Tea Room, 1910 n. Meridian
st.
HostesSes will be members of the
hospitality committee: Miss Lenna
Harvey, chairman assisted by Miss
Lois Baker, Mrs. Mabel Buck, Mrs.
Lou Casey, Miss Irene DOugherty,
Miss IneZ Douglass. Mrs. Laura
Greene, Miss Pauline Keller, Mrs.
Clara Benson, Miss Marie Eichel,
Miss Elizabeth Kinney, Miss nellie
Lusk, Miss Jessie Pavey. Miss Nell
Pease, Miss Kathleen Peek, Miss
Clara Thompson, Miss Lucille
Thompson, Miss Mabel Voris, Miss
Clara NJ. c.. Berns and Miss Reba
Harkins. Reservations may be made
with Miss Harvey or any member
Of the committee.
The meeting of the club will be
held Thursday evening at the Wo-
mans Department Club. Aesthetic
dancing with Miss Helene Hibben,
directing, is the main feature of the
program. DR.. Amelia Keller and
Mrs. Walter Ray SnodgraSs will
speak during the forum hour.
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1t is just the prettiest little
bloomer dress imaginable, for club
by youngsters of 2, 4 and years,
made of dainty dimity with sprigged
flower pattern, voile in orchid shade,
daffodil yellow organdie, or flesh
colored crepe de chine. For play,
select candy stripe cotton broad
cloth, English print, chambray,
gingham or printed sateen. It's so
simple! Two main parts to pat
tern, tucked front and back, with
yoke effect. Boomers have elastic
inserted through casing to form
frill. For the 4-year old, it only
takes IL yards of 27-inch material,
with yard of 27-inch for bloom
erS.
Every day The Times prints on
this page pictures Of the latest
fashions, a practical service for
readers who wish to make their
own clothes.
Obtain this pattern by filling out
the above coupon, including IS
cents (coin preferred, and mailing
it to the Pattern Department of
The Times. Delivery is made i'll
about a week.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-05-02
Family Menus
BY SISTER MARY

BREAKFAST - Shredded fresh
pineapple, cereal, cream, fried corn
meal mush, maple syrup, milk, cof
fee.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS goulash,
hearts of lettuce with French dress
ing, cookies, milk, tea.
DINNER-Stuffed pork tender
loin, drilled sweet potatoes, buttered
spinach, stuffed apple salad, orange
shertet, milk, coffee.
Apple are cut in slices about an
inch thick, pared, cored and dip
ped in Aemon juice. One or two
slices are arranged on bed of
lettuce and the cavities are filled
with mixture of cream cheese,
chopped seeded raisins and chop
ped nuts. Cooked salad dressing
masks the whole. If possible use
cluster" raisins which must be
pumped in boiling water before
seeding.
Vegetable GOulash
One cup dried kidney beans, l
pepper, l large onion, 1-3 cup rice,
2 cups canned tomatoes, IA pound
fresh mushrooms, l tablespoon
butter, teaspoon salt.
Soak beans in cold water to more
than cover over night. Grain and
simmer in boiling water for three
hours, letting water cook away as
much as possible without burning.
Drain and add tomatoes, carrot,
pepper minced, onion peeled and
sliced and salt. Simmer until vege-
tables are tender. In the meantime
cook rice in boiling sailed water
until tender. Drain and add to
vegetables. Saute mushrooms in
butter. Arrange vegetable and rice
mixture on hot deep platter and
sprinkle mushrooms over the top.
The mushrooms can be chopped or
left whole.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-05-02

plan ways to spend the pleasant
reprieve Of Saturday afternoon
and Sunday.
These young working people
are an independent and modern
crew of delightful pleasure pirates
but not modern enough, or perhaps
still sensible enough, to ask for ad-
vice when a still, small voice
whispers that the party planned
isn't from a conventional stand
point, all that it should be.
So this column is frequently ap-
pealed to as a means Of solving some
problem of a weekend excursion.
The problem is usually the same.
Chaperons seem to be the stumbling
block-nobody wants them and no
body plans for them until one OF the
party suddenly awakens to the. fact
that Mrs. Grundy, ever present, may
have a word to say that won't be SO
pretty.
MY advice to all these young
people is to remember that week
end of pleasure, however harmless,
underground, may have conse-
uuences that will follow them
through life. 1t isn't that older
people lack confidence in young
folk, rather that they fear for them
and are not able to accustom them
selves to the younger generations
habit of ignoring the hard and fast
rules of their own day and age.
However urgently the broad high
way may call, urge all young peopl
to take chaperones along when they
go on two-day trips.
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Church Wedding
UniteS Couple in
Woodruff Place

Mrs. Alice Wiley Hartman,
daughter of Mrs. Frank oswald Will
ley, $50 West Dr., Woodruff Place,
was married Tuesday afternoon to
Ferdinand P. Van Der Veer, 2l6l n
Meridian ST., at the Woodruff Place
Baptist church. The Rev. l.. c..
Trent read the service. The bride
wore an ensemble of gray with &C
CessorieS to match and a corsage OF
orchids, sweetheart roses and valley
lilies. Only members Of the i'm
mediate families were present.
Mr.. Van Der Veer has been iden-
tilted with the sequestered tax WORK
throughout the State and is a mem
her Of the Indianapolis Athletic and
Columbia clubs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Van Der Veer lett
Immediately after the ceremony for
trip to New York and White Sui
phur Springs. They will be al
home after June l at 2161 N. Me
ridian st.
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MARYE and 'MOM'
y n II
THEIR LETTERS
BY RUTH DEWEY GROVES

Mayre dear:
I've a little time to spare While
the clothes are soaking so Iii fin
ish what I wanted to tell you last
time. It's so nice to have a wash
ing machine. Frank helped father
buy it for me.
Well, Marye, Mr. Northrop said
that man from South America
must think American girls were just
waiting to be made love to because
they give the men they go out with
so many chances for it.
Down there, girls are always
Chaperoned even after they're en-
gagged. And he said that they didn't
respect a husband who failed to pro-
tect his wife because, with them,
husband always did that. If he
didn't mean it he didn't care what
outside interests she might have.
And no decent man could be like
that
So it must look to your friend
Pedro as if Alan is either a fool or
o skunk. For you can't conf
pletely Americanize anyone who has
grown up in another country. AL
this jazz, cocktail drinking and
cigaret smoking that most Of you
young people indulge in must make
q foreigner think the American
boys and girls have cut loose from
all responsibility.
GRO tI0o+ i11HjUiHIIo llW Soma
of you take steps now and then TO
correct the impression. No doubt you
Marye, have given your friend a be-
ter opinion of you than he'd have
OF most girls who would accept an
invitation from a man they did not
know. But you can just be sure
that what's in his mind isn't f1atter-
ing to you or your husband either.
Maybe some little remark you may
make will put an end to his hesitat-
ing to make love to you. For hon
estly can't see how anyone but one
of you youngsters yourselves can
really believe that you aren't so BAD
as you seem. I know I've heard
girls say things right here in this
house that no girl could have said
twenty years ago without giving a
false impression. But their boy
friends don't seem to pay any at
tention to what they say, no matter
how shocking it is.
You can't expect foreigner to
be like that, though. And when a
woman is toying with the thought
of love I guess the man with her
isn't going to be too dumb to know
it. Not if he's got the same thing
on his own mind.
Unspoken thoughts aren't so rare
1y read as you might suppose. But
even if you don't mind riSking a
: scene with this man you might re-
member that Alan is deserving of
More respect.
SincereSt love,
MON.