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Evening star., 1928-01-08

Rickard. Uncle Sam and all their
henchmen? Tell me -
The champ drew himself up, little
flames danced In the wondrous green
orb.
DO ] mean to tell you?" echoed
ths indignant ''Ore Eye" ""course
mean 10 tell you. Wasn't It on the
air? Why. say. IL WAS "A pipe. even
sts in Tex Richards chair Listen.
ciIl, was out at the Detroit fair,
seeing the races and NO on. and just
before the big bout hops over to
chi. Freights' Of course well.
] ain't got an idea Ms 10 how I'm
going To make the rifle at the show
but ] got the ole confidence. see
And sur. enough. I'm dosging Il.
around this Soldier Field. looking
for hole in the wall or something
when who should bump into hut
George and Dave. bimbnes I got next
TO In Frisco. They both got tickets
and tells 'em Amt. Hanged II
the TWO of EN- don't almost break
down md cry. they're M sorry ] ain /
going 10 see the go. They'd Iend me
the money II they had il, SC. Sc.
Never mind the tears. Gays |. but
come around Ia the gate where your
tickets say you should go In. and
start a fisht for me. IN do the rest.
sr1~Ht.Y'Ris good bozoes. and they
start swell fight right In front
uf Gate No, 4, The subject af Tho
battle In whether Date \ Is really the
light gate for them, us one "f them
tit. t'nini, Iis faint things~~but The
crowd piles up behind, And pretty
soon IN comes n lone dame. middle
aged md bubhsd hair, with her lunch
and umbrella. and she cant get
through tbs crowd Somebody steps
on her toes, ] guess. for all of sud
den shs screams, and The brave gent
oH the gale runs 10 her fescue, anh !
runs In the arena. ultf ibaVe ana
George on me heels. itit t'hint III
good, cause mp come two college bny
guards ana spots me right off the bat /.
'Dui you 90. one Eye. they sing. and
II Dave hadn't slipped me his ticket,
l guess theyd have won bat
We get by, and ! gives Dave his paste.
buafd back,
II march right down Ia The ringstd@.
watching for II place In clip IN. shd
finaiiy | sits down In hos, soms
bIoke fushes up and tells me | cant
sit there. hecause that's itickarh =
seat What of itr' SAYS l. 'iiichatd
knows ne. I've been ut all his fishts
some before you seen daylight. me
hoy. III attend IN itiekard'
We'll. I aini mGrs'n got that nns
0H ana Ia comes Htckard ana party.
Tea looks kinda sore. snd lie SAYS
fonneiiy. yuu know better than this
'sure, ] knows better says l. but |
ibaugh' some NJ your party migh. not
show ur' Ana kinda fades away un
nn aisis
HIekarf waves an arm and All army
~ nshers and such starts after me |
anssks around hers ana thsfs, pia yina
hare aud h0und Win these bima
until | meets n guy that's sol n con
eesstnB 10 sell peanuts and pop. |
knew him when, as they saY~@and he
hirss me nn ihs spot sticks il vsnder
sign on me arm. and ] s6ss iaoklnH
for them hounds you sae. oil
Evening star., 1928-01-08
No men. Whatever the cost.

No men. whatever the cost.
Big Al learned that frst. All In
night on location--when he strolled
into her tent and came out all wet.
ri. A. whom nobody could deny.
So h'g, they wondered why he did
not spike Josie's career. But Al had
mply grinned II on and dubbed the
allurIrg little spittire 'Stony."
And now Ted Raymond knew his
empty sleeve was thawing Josie S
heart.
TT was when What Price Glory
became good English that Mamie
Goldberg had decided there AS real
money in Sublime Carnage" Direc,
tor Al had acclaimed II. but 500 tents
had hardly been pitched and the first
war trenches dug before one Naked
Brain" could sense that Mr.. VIII.
combe was bent upon making his
existence very carnage and not at all
sublime.
Quite blandly Director Al summoned
Mr., Raymond,
"Ah, there, Long 1sla nd" he blithe.
iy greeted his rising young star. You
and I had better retire into secret
session
AS 10 what. pray?" Raymond
smiled. a hit wistfuliy.
Al Willicomhe went serious.
Raymond. you act splenditNy. Your
screen tests are marvellous. But here
| am with whole town OF extras on
hand. and | suddenly iind that. while
the script calls for one armed hero
In the last two,.hirds OF Sublime Car.
mage. Mr.. Goldberg and our technical
siaff have booted things terribly. For
Evening star., 1928-01-08

seeking begins. stands rixhs hv c,a
k.aSlc-sye Eicksrd. hu, ne PAYS me no
attensh It's like a touch OF axh,
makes sh the watchers kin. \, issr.
AFTER - tries, ole one-Eye' las won
through
So I'm in y, the Battle os the Cen.
,ury. l sees the champ take the
erenchies famous rsgh. tush ~ the
ole tawtcne. Wha, WALTON S,>>Sc,
l sees the orchid man lash seout ,he
tanned, klnda wcnsy r,auler. Honest,
>"ua a''houSh, Jack MAS slow. | sees
the great crowd ~ mad as Dempsey
mauiS in and Na;tsrS the beauty dow n
AZ last. Never seen such. sixAt.
never expect tr aGs,i,, Wouldn't have
missed ii. hn<o. Il had 10 crash the
reaV,H gates themselves Hoy,
there was a mage for Nour cid e<,cS ce
fite. and | was there, You can ,sll
Tie maN ee down. bur he's never Out
side" Say that,
"NtEE. safe busting Is me lifes
work, like, hus susSs even II
s'nf sos mr mensN oGs ~ IL, IA
have ~ see Such "sA;S as that. tsskS,
rr NO ticket, Why. Ia have worked
At y regular Nh tc see thSs are
an how a Yea hAe ~ Ae aeie 20 look
hack trcm rsht like shSt clear down
the o's wears iH ,he time tf;s and CN>g~
he's Nssled fNr see same title At Car,
SON Cay, and stop here and there -
see all the S0cj KnSS hesween
II Mas m Lowell Mass. where l
come into thc world. whvn tAs cle
SnseSe,up begins Ges the t4rSo,, CatN
ta,mx, The Whole eeuntgyS axht mad.
everybody owinS-~~use, tcgN kSs,e<N
than tcr purse and $,e,aAa = Siae
hsV, IoN'd a Thought theN Mas tN NxAt
tor the Stnk NJ ksnStap,s --s AcNN>,
they talked about the Sseas elS rurse
then, to~t NAe they dtd A. CA&. irss
h~Av, W coarse. hat starts for Ne
Ns'ls, sells papers. eua,S rides. nearly
SesS bumped eN twice, anA IL takes
she I've nat,n,hs. eut the morning es
the Sn amssles into town,
krNtnS eVayytS aud their se>gnsS
ssen's, ineen'e tax bounds au,l snvls
Sts'eS asnt III those times Fhe &zse
ttaSher TRAITS a Nnsels hfs iier% tAs
safe was ,u>t plsenins tn the semee,
amt ~os ttcNet,S~sser ,tees IL al Na
d'Nts a t,rAst and rtSAS u us axe -
hsu Sh 1SNN l wstks rtsAt sn.
! edses down so the r;ess,>ss as.t set,
ties ,A'Wa under the WtNx ee a hsx. Faf
t,aSs.asr Who had rsstel MIA ass Il
rsnnAS
Rita Amt hNshlax nothing IL wries
he'oe saeW IN ths NSsNalAs, As
takes M @ plain and fAa<,S ham,
MsAAnK hesa~ the f,seltSensh, wAea
ne nrs Sna lands his easa>,uS s>Nlav
eteNns sA1aS, and tvVsssgt xlnAs 20
sseeN AMI NrA euShsa Aaarl
TIE sNNsWA tSvM the wt$e Su>S
Mt llAe 'eeN ho~l shS,aS t,<M,Se<~
fasnrN uNw ssa' es~ s4sS wss there,
AMI he haa \ A,ASg ng n RNnds.
tNS had everything XNn An,w I nuts
hsm NS eas NJ the tarxe AeS. Aatsless
fAt' ever wAse~-kNa, Stan A~syhaN
- twna and the nempSeN waa pns
ire Nsae,ea aNa~SaegyN WV
teAh eas, satssssAl,ias in esusA
eN, / auAaa / suAs. -
st tae same stsAa II | Sault Sea
NvF vAsMe NeaA, NeAAa'.ls
t&ettN, soM ngegtv, IN 4raT ~
u wveA snd t.ll xNu y VIA 80 y"
tkNpS "a. n tAA@ A
Evening star., 1928-01-08

I hump AZ the gate hu, Rickarv,. He
personally ruunds m~ up like was
a maverick. and drsss me 10 the gate,
keeper so that hsmtgeil know mA
neN, time. IN sei in says |. YOU
see il | dca't, Oae Eyell he there
q wan along before have YOU run
In. says Richard,
-
"WEi.L. pop bottles lying aeou,
the grounds start me think
tank, l snares an old basket from Il
nearby dump and starts ga,hersns
up the bottles. Ike IL VAS me nusi,
Hess. you see, Works me way riSh:
up IL another gate and sure enpus h
there's = n hottie l>tns Just inside. ~ |
Scoops and gocS after IL. and come up
inside the gaie. fades into the
crowd. bitches the haSAe, and beats :,
to the ringSidc, where me friends. the
sports Writer'S, Is waiting for the he'll
And I'm giving EN- the old mt;s " hen
Rsckard spots me-~~the Simon i.cssre
and comes down tc dieec, the min,
ions he gets 10 thrun me cut.
shows him the fountain pen he once
presented YOURS truly. but u's like the
war fr,endshlp Is out, And ~ am L
gets scared I'm going tc stay cut,
too honest Looks liAe Rtekard ia
serious already shs prelims Is
on, ean hear the pay customers
howltn IN ale Nur Eve xoiss
to miss The Rattle er the century :
| asks nsSelf, No, SIR answers
Il waits me chance and Sets by
another tickle, wranS,er with the
same ole uirA ef Walking vlo>~ he,
hind lc,a sou, with sktnfu, ct
ned eye and tts'tul ot .\ante Nak,
leNS, kirkart lamps me, cut asin'
Hut horns into line and lust az the
sate l shoNes the tun,hler ahead Vt
me lts mean kaS he
ssumh,es. rretenAs ~ trip and
elnnhs hts ha'k, and We all fau
through ltke toot hall PLAYERS. gets
cut of the mass strst and runs tor me
s,al. the r.asssdr, hoping e. hiJe
t,om "id eag,e,eSe tti the main So
hu there | am. booking tos shelter
whan | hears ktekarl Nel,,ng tl>,n.
rinssIde. Net him, men, set that peSt
o0t VI here. and haaSed II they dnut,
IA gW out hanesi, Wuuttat I
atheNsht VAS his enough sM all
them hanks to set their hns ea me
hears the \, u, cersSran,tent tain
ms over the teeehane> ''One ENe"
tenheliN ,htoWn c0t tor the tourth
tune" Amt the crowd rrar~, In and
cut. IA and cut after that I don't
Anow how MANY times, usea all
me tricks, AMI none seemed ~ Su
tonnellv eut tcs the twestth time,
hears the news writer >tnA cut , i,
"Sua,teniy. hanging cn the side ri
n sandwich stand sses \ dirty whiss
eoat ami cap Hut 1t dont lut,k ,thtN
ta me its nate nAe one ef them
sisns Wt SALVATION they selt about Iae
guy w eharxr Ia nlttng baskets wtth
sandwiches tnr enegatars and ethsr~
inside, saeaks the cap ANT et.at an,l
puts em On, / walks up and gr,,,~ 50
basket, iust like helonsea ~
s1nk nhs H. traM the hss .Ane s'
cames the tnsr nt the eroWA w
knaWs the hts nkhs Is m IN
ane at Ihem esNrho ps>chet,,s t,S,l
ments eNvrNis.dV tAtllls NY Az
stahs the msA@t ant runs rNsha
the ksts heepeE aa aNeStRas a
>. ! kets ~ the stasslds IA u,,
Evening star., 1928-01-08
with upseeing eyes at the Autumnal
c!ories OF Upstate New York.

WIN OnSeelnE eyes AT tne AutuHndi
c!ories Of Upstate New York.
/ y + -
/ MAMIE GOLDBERG. producer
A'A met him at the station in Los
Angeles. So did 200 others. Ted
| thought they came to welcome him
/ and his empty sleeve. Mamie knew
who had ordered them there. Flag
waving. Marvellous Masterpieces studio
! closed for the day Mamie could tel
J you TO cent who had ordered them
there. News reels can he wonderful
! innocent" in starting new comet on
his way. And Mamie meant 10 start
/ Ted Raymond.
An archangei of sorrow. Such Ted
, Raymond looked. Stocky. even broad
Of build Bowling confusedly before
prepaid cheers. Flushing sskance.
And all the while a certain shrinking.
withdrawal OF the side OF him that
once had been part Of man. The empty
sleeve.
UncerlIngs though they be. many a
belihop has made history. Like
"BIondy" of Beverly Hills Hotel. He
told Ted Raymond he was nicknamed
"Byondy' by midafternoon trotted up
to say:
You are baptized. christened and
labeled Naked Brain By Al Will.
combe. Mr.. Raymond"
| Ted smiled wryly. And who might
| he be-"
/ The boy g!geled "Oh. he's only
/ Mamie Goldbergs chief director. They
say he'll dIrect Sublime Carnage"
! And DER that hotel room there fell
. u dim snd yasty silence
Evening star., 1928-01-08

VX IHEN Naked Brain" Ray
~ mond settled in his solitary
compartment aboard the
Twentieth Century several
vital factors in his life
cycle were unknown to him. lie did
not know he. was called Naked
Brain" He did not know how hated
he was. And he was totally unaware
tha, he was TO meet stony" Josie
McCann.
But Of one truth Naked Brain
Raymond was cognizant In ali
Grand Central Station he believed not
one pa;r Of eyes had failed to glimpse
his empty sleeve. Frying eyes. sor-
rowful etes. nitwit eyes-and some
mostly wall eyes Staring, staring:
staring-as il they'd foreSo one N
their own to ask where he lost that
arm.
Would II he like this in Hollywood"
HOLLYWOOD, He read il on his ream
Of tickets. With nervous care he stood
before the little compartment mirror
and inspected his empty sleeve. Front.
side-front view again. Then he be-
seated and mopred a fevered brow.
Hollywood.
THE wentieth Century had
sn,oothed out of Grand Central
and across town through its under.
ground trench. ere Naked Brain
Raymond reached for his small black
~ahhel. Gripping il sidewise between
his knees. he awkwardly fought open
it's ciasns with his one strong hand.
From atop It's myriad contents he
extracted the latest issue of cinema 8
magazine o the moment. Filmland Fol-
hies
And on page "a he onee again in
spected his own handsome face sm'l-
ing out at him. And the empty
sleeve.
And once again he read the caption
above his own eyes:
LONG ISLANDS ANSWER
TO A WAE FILMS PRAYER.
Behold Ted RAYMOND. bound for
slaughter in Hollywood. Mamie Gold.
berg. president OF Marvellous Master.
pieces, demanded one-armed wa:
vA, for his next picture. Sublime
Carnage Brother Raymond is the
answer from Mannies Long Island
studio. Let the Sublime Carnage
proceed--and here's hoping this hand
some Eimy sheik with the Relleau
Wood grin survives the gas attacks
and hand grenades OF the Hollywood
sector Ted Raymond-neveT hearc
Of him? Neither did We
And four cigars and six cigarettes
later. as the Century pnrred through
Syracuse, Naked Brain" Raymond
was still sitting hunched mp there In
his solitary compartment. nervously
lingering his smiling photo and gazing
Evening star., 1928-01-08

there INSTEAD II me rye and
money or $50 gotta te" the nights
i1iss IA selling papers bstWetn bouts
hnd 10 Flashing gates, riding freig..ts
ana klnda picking up u living rAtrh,
Arsrsht Fh'l. when u big go in on the
IRE. hoi what They call enthusiasm
ana those here ideas anf everything
ANA pretty Foon "a n"wapaper ieiieT
writes abphf nae, ana pretty soon
ih"Ef" all dpini il wondefful huw
they r"H "flic about anything ain't
II = hpd ~ ! gets in the puiDIic eye
- hat hjNr Dont ! hurt Oh 1
dnnno, nnShe. hai gotta ntny. II
feta ~ be- ne racket, erHkbiDR and
roW II 100 iate ~ change. II aut,
- b" just nobndy and /
c"uifnt stand that. cal, / couldn't,
40 champ can
GiiADEH Of sisyphus that myth,
oioEi"ai homo compelled foysve,
I" roll ii stone uphill some where be.
yond The ftyx' Was here a modern
compelled 10 ~ on busting gates all
his tfef Imagine ~ human going
iitoueh 81 ihs cirrus like antics nf
nis 'Dhs Eye,' putting up with all
sorts nf hatdshlps. With insults, M.
pn!y ~ word ahd splihsi hut, on .n,
tasion. by DEITY applied b.oi hains
continually EaHtitioed ~ make u news.
paper JDke Df i4ED, being tortured ~
Night by The we'll defined susi,ieinn
ihat iae Was tool ~ do auri things
ana then, nesi day. being driven by
liis paei, by earlier hntIjis and tie
ambitions ot u Lps,, mistaken youth
into going ont snd making bigger
fool ~ himself stu lest h. he
fofEotteH' Oatmeal and n,aekarsl
could sDch things bA9
''DHs Eye" ! Aaid severely, "do you
MEAN 10 tell nps tbsi snn walked inla
Soldier F'isld when dempsey fought
1nnnt% "ithrW paying and
iibt 900 ktasea tIisia. despi,e Tea
Evening star., 1928-01-08

II taika loud sa all Kin hear, Al,
ready I hin see ~ the neat daN =
papern, h,s headlines, N'unnelN
apurna Hiokard f,sht ticket 81 soia~,
thing, That eetttea Il, aaNa Rhk,
ard. hara like, IN aee you never Aet
in choke mean ven 20 aaN,
N'Man, ttN an ess, AMI moNea en-
hint u hud sout With skinful cf
Jersey t'tts next daN Hnas enps
everywhere, ana sou eau,dnt yet hN
EN- unicsa You he, a ticket, Any,
way, that's What they said hut
/ gsts rtsht hehind \ his sink With
IVA tehaaraa far PARTY ami Wtaals
i,AM M ~ this gate, pushing and
shaving aoa potutina Al th,s sent
when I'm storped, Hut Who should
Evening star., 1928-01-08


world. excluding the
~ Kings England. according
10 his own aeticulous
estimate of his. ability 10 see fights
and such without money or ticket
looked a. me aghaEt. lie fixed me
with his one remaining eye-~a fawny
Ereerish orb, steady. cunninglv bold
snd lighted NOW and then wiih that
f1bsid rough end ready hulnor that
went our with the olJ-iime b1rrooins
The ancient mariner himself. though
he had tWo good eyes and a beard
couldn't have done better job pf eye
fNing.
What. stop gate rtasi3ing?" "one
Eye bsoned 81 me. hjr once tniIFci.
LAT. 80 Hear-pld body now sitIinnef into
q shape much like huge electric
Light bulb. with sturdy, bowed leg.
attached - the to'ton and short
heavy arms up where the brass be.
Fanf. ptis'nR with ii current OF dra.
matte feTHUr.
What, drop out ~ the public eye
after all these ~ tcarE2 Nurfa ME
Dpy~EaFe UP me crown a. cha stliiufl
sft1f b4isilEg into aii the main goes
counting ihs De,npse .Tunnsy chi.
'aga dotngs. nletef, counting that.
T..
"pt giving up Is copper
"AfteF beating me war across this
fFFe A'lsn'le eight Times 10 see en-
NIX The ie5f hers. once TO Auk,fatta
'haf 8as for " The Johnson Tommy
Burns things, ard ~ times-rouu, en-
young f~ilst. there in the kcfap bOoit ~~
ha"E ana :Dfib aetoss fhjs here United
STATES Et4"F ita.ktuR dawn aii the
hg sE"ttilna ee-Sents since Iuby spI
bnc"kad Eentienlan Jiul kicking t1at
Gay IN farson flty. AeYY Turn me
bs"k on me Jife's wotk' Aeyef~~Mit.,
honest. cui. couldH:''
The "champee.3 ..agnH - si aIsll,,t
sn1 ~ nls DrafoFy. lie h8G talked
biniset DHt II breath Mas fnrcsd
~ Fi,e' 2lssE ss io whether be Houidn I
- punished ~i'h q bi, ~ - htna. htlt
me danger pash.s.. AoGe the less tht
pt' nJiafjk t+l!ii'if, Ete.nish nIb way.
Ffeds D"ksd shIpsTBtd tp.,k on ~ beg
klnk psthDs. Die one Ese" llrktd
H's lips FOR si The courage that
hhH th'fi+G him ihfnUsb sn many IIHg
slGT battles, th. "shsfHp" 1 sam. had
HE moments ~ Weakness This, 40.
Dsftntly, wes one.
Besides, ! Eoita 20 on. cuI," be
.EohhdsH IN I0gBbyjoUs g.,ic@ IN
klFf you the low d1Hn .uii x.e
ine fshf bug bit me when | ngs -
k!d-hhd bi' nss EarG. got aof4e
hRhss sbd Hbs well aH tie way ~
the lightweight croNH honest
wh.n u fifink Dn Hle GLOVE
'aosehk ntis nighi, iust When I'm
knocking BAN and eFger loofy and
fiekk me Jeff lamp so bad the d.iD
has 10 p.t ~ Dltt. WhatY Yuu never
heard ~ nDs fsbtsY Vel, sijioe nigh,
Esy ] didn't get near the cfoWn. hka
! said . bh anyway. ist'E no,
worry sbout tbst now nucli
water bss gone over the dam, A.
anyway.
well after that, ! cant seem H.
get awsy from ins night camps
lie ksHGa Ire Int fufIfs "ah DutIed
Evening star., 1928-01-08

YOU need IL brains. luck and friends
lamps the fisht and | gives
II IN Dempsey IN way~stf it haunt
been for The long count he'd have been
champ like ne today, sure, Tunnay
would'ee got up nj nine, but he'd have
been sn pfoAAp that The shadow of
the Manaasa Maulaf would have put
him dawn again and seen that he
Atased there,
Sweet iahterv~~ Dempsey, ! seen
him IN all his nights. ana | don't think
there was eVer another Euy eaad as
him no. sir, Taks that psmp
sey Carpenter thing ~ hasle's Thirty
Anrss, the Battle ~ The Century.
sure, | had ta crash that. tno, ar me
'rsn would have heen hnns forever
Evening star., 1928-01-08

| didni have dime, and | VAS sleep
ing IN the parks~~and nv the way |
always was going Ia write letter to
MaSof ttsian ahaut Tho condition ot
his palk benches. which VAS tha hest
| ever seen, and | hsiteva IN letting
mayors. as we'll AZ alhers. knaw when
They're doing thelr stun, Anyway, /
gets u wtndfaii IT a lean ftem IN
onmihg nght fan, and dawn at rshi
headquarters whe should l meet hut
RiokArd. and what dnes he 10 hu,
offer me a ticket about one row this
side the last fence but | wanla ses
the 80. not just hear The noise, 81 |
saSs
tan1 tsks u, Tex. tts asia the
rules VI safe crashing,
Evening star., 1928-01-08

IF Goldberg = money wasn't tied up iss
this picture 80 deep now, Id breas
you ia half
Raymond sauntered right close and
said: III You could. But "a it's Cold
bnrg's money. why not let him settle
ii ail?"
That's right. you yellow cur"
Willicombe I"ered down at him.
dodge behind technically. Any
thing nut fight.
Thanks said Naked Brain"
NOW evstybo6yS hea rd YOU answer
what thougk'. You made a speech.
big boy, 10 ali this mob. speech
vou meant for me. M~--a cripple-in
your mind. Humph. n I'm just a
yellow dog who can't fight on? Any
how, I didn't trv 10 frame yOu out of
the films. big bov did T. lt's you
been irving 30 blow Naked Brain
back To Long Island. now ism. II?
Well-get this. pardnnr. Here's an
orange II this orange hits YOU, Tiil
you f2ht?'
To Pig Al. whom nobody could deny.
Big Al the aIl-powerful His eyes
hulged out: his lower jaw went open
and surprised gasp vas all that he
could muster. Then MS lips set hard,
he looked at the empty sleeve and.
s1lHFinG EDDSR DE NHDJiuSiSs HS
turned away and walked.
Turn around" Naked Brain cali
cd. Walk of backward from ne,
you cactus plant. or this orange hits
your head"
Big Al kept walking. and. Zinz'-
while all the company looked or-the
orange caught him full on The nape
Of the neck.
"O.o-oh. honey" screamed Josie
tMcCann.
DIG AL ieaped back toward Naked
Brain.'' but that nirnDTe soul
turned every one 10 stone as his light
ming good hand snatched from the
ground bayoneted rife. Dodginz
from Al he trippei the big director.
who fell heavily. and ere he could
ariSe--the miracle had happened.
( Between his knees Ted Raymond
clamped tina, rife. His expert fingers
ripped free that shining bayoret.
Transfixed they stood. both Al and
Josie. as quicker than the eve could
follow he turned the sharp blade
against his left side and slashed away
the empty sleeve. And even a 3 IL fell
he slashed on through his clothing,
ripped the coat scam open
And there leaped forth muscular
left arm.
4 snarl Of surprise from WiIlicor1be
and he charged. Cav laugh on lips
Ted Raymond dropped the haycnet
and set himself as his big antagonist
tore in like a NAL hull. Punk. right
cross penetrated Big AIS altitude.
Come. kiss papa. big boy was all
Ta1 i'll
away from here"
And Josie turned and ran and ran
crying like a child
THEY talk about il o nights now
out in HOLLYWOOD OF Ted Ray
mond and Of his;happy little bride who
was Josie. iii she quit IL al! for that
big white mansion and the lit.le plump
baby and the Keeping Of a home so-
the newest star ot Marvellous Master
pieces. They thrill over il. and thew
sich-hu; most Of all. they laugh a,
Mamie Goldberg's epitaph 10 the late
Al Willicomb~:
Good by. Mr.. Vindhag vin;combe-
always remember dat a little New
Yorker wiped your nose in Death Val
lev. Mel come from New York TOO.
Did Mamie know dis Naked Brains
wasn't so naked. OF course he did,
Always / want good rilumS Alvays I
want realism. With Ted RAYMOND I
cot realism-even il dat son OF a gun
made me pay him a s, .01a bonus for
wearing pillow under his riSh, arr,
=, his shape Wouldn't look cockevet
Vile he KEEP, his good ief, arm en-.
balmei"
THE END.
aTApyr1xAs fass}
Evening star., 1928-01-08

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The Spokane woman. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1921-1935, 1928-08-30
UNITED STATES DISTRICT ATTORNEY
CONTINUES ADULTER4TED BUTTER PROBE

I'VE will not allow the sale of adulturated
butter in Spokane if can help it," said Roy
c. Fox United States District Attorney, yes
terday in continuation of Spokane's latest
"watered' butter probe
"Our jurisdiction is limited to Interstate
Commerce to a large extent Mr.. Fox contin-
ued, but under Section 6236 of the Pure Food
acts of 1902, we are PERMITTED to levy an
cize tax, making the sale of adulturated butter
prohibit.ve.
"Adulturated butter under the statute is de-
fined as any butter substance containing more
than 16 per cent water.
"If butter is being sold in Spokane as indi.
Gated by your recent investigation, we will ask
for the cooperat on of the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture in attempting to obtain
conviction.
Careful analysis of butter under fire will
again be made in the city chemists office, to
determine for the district attorney whether or
not the condition reported is still being con
tinued."