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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05
Many-Legged Optin,ist

Several belared examination pa
pers tell us that posters are sheets
Of paper pasted on blackguards :"
that IAN optimist is a thing with
q lot of little legs" that IAN aque-
duct does marvellous things at a
circus :" and that cali Bahia means
away when the crime was commit
ted" Also that "R. 8. ". p"
means received same very
prompt" Too many students get
their learning by ear and not very
well then.-Capper's Weekly.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

One day while four-year-old
Helen and her father were out
walking, he took her into an ice
cream parlor. He thought she had
decided to have a chocolate soda |;
so, when the waitress appeared, he
said:
"Helen, tell the lady what you
want"
Imagine his surprise when Helen
innocently replied:
"a baby brother"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05
TWENTY BUYERS !.

TWENTY BUYERS - have an
swered my ads in Washington.
oregon. Idaho Farmer and Spokes-
i man. Review who want Kennewick
farms. I can sell every good ranch
at right prices. Omar W. Rich.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

q q q
Home is a place where a man can
do as he pleases, provided what he
chooses is agreeable with what his
wife wants done! n
n Sd ri & & q &
It's pretty hard to prove
that fellow who's intell-
igent enough to be happy
isn't intelligent enough.
& & & &
Fat Lady Ito bellhop): Boy,
call me a taxi. =
Bellhop: All right, but you
look like truck.
& & & &
Would you like to take nice
long walk? she asked.
"Why, I'd love to-" replied the
young man joyously.
"Well. don't let me detain YOU"
& & & &
Men are like trains-they are
at their best when on the level
& & & &
A woman can explain any,
thing but gray hair.
& & & &
Little Mabel was poking at some
thing in the grass. Suddenly she
cried: "Oh. mother, here's a little
green snake"
Cautious mother replied: "Keep
away from it. darling. It might be
just as dangerous as a ripe one"
e & & &
The naked truth is less
a attractive
if bowlegged
& & & &
We wondered how the Swiss
cheese got that bored look,
until we heard that it had been
at a mock wedding.
& & & &
Probably the funniest definition in
the dictionary, when you consider
everything, is this: Chntaloupe,
a melon of delicate flavor.
& & & &
The Good Samaritan nowadays
draws up beside the road and lends
a fellow quart of gas to get to
Vic llCAU lIllAllS 0LCbI lOIs
& & & &
When a man has spent a lot
on a girl he often marries her
for his money.
4 4 + 4
Two friends were having an in
dignation meeting of their own.
Both had suffered domestic strife
and now they were comparing
notes. aren't women the linn
it," growled the first. "We hus-
bands don't know anything at all
and our wives know everything"
"Well," said his companion in
misery. reluctantly, there's one
thing my wife admits she does
MT know"
"What on earth is that?"
"Why she married me.'
& & & Il
When there's enough flesh to
keep the knee from being too
bOny, there's too much some
where else.
& & & &
The he-martyrs of old suffer-
ed lot, but they never had to
go shopping with a woman.
& & & &
Why expect congress to solve the
flood control problem? 1t can't
even stop the flood of laws.
A well dressed girl today is
one that turns out in less than
she turns in in.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05
GRAPE VINES Asn.r

1RAPE VINES - Asparagus, spe-
clal prices for commercial plant
ing. Cherries, peaches, apricots,
SSloerlan Elm, Siberian pea. shrub
Dery' roses, full line. Plant peonies
now; Home Nursery Co., Richland,
wash. 27tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE-Giant Mary Wash
ington asparagus roots $3.50 a
thousand. j. F. Shafer, Phone
1885. Asp
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

LOST-One green Skaters Foun-
tain pen with initials "R.W. S."
engraved on cap. Finder please re-
turn to j. H. Siegfried and receive
reward.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

SMuDGING Demonstration ev-
cry day and evening of six kinds
vi citrus orchard heaters at the
iancn. You cannot equal them at
any price. Ray Washburn, Nursery
road. Phone 2462. 3stf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE-Three Rhode Island
Red ROSTERS. For sale or trade
others of same blood. Phone 28x10.
Mrs. Svatonsky. 39-40c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05
CLASSIC led
ADVERTISING


: Advertisements in this coll
: umn are charged for at the
= rate of lie per word per inser-
: tiou with the minimum on
: anv ad of 15c. An ad will be
: nnblished five times for the
8 price of four. Copy must be
. In this office not later than
. p.m. Wednesday for class
. ification. Advertisements re-
3 ceiyed after that hour will be
: run. elsewhere in the paper.
Q Cash should accompany all
. ads. A bookkeeping charge of
. Toe will be charged on all
. classified ads If not paid for
8 when copy is first received.
= u q q L l. l. = 4 = q d q
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

WILL SELL-Console type Vic
trola very reasonable. Very good
machine without mar on it. Phi.
1868. 38-40c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE-Paying early crop
farms, one to 100 acres 500 per
acre up. 5000 acre stock and grain
ranches paying $1,000 to $4,000
yearly. Omar w. Rich. 42p
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR TRADE-All kinds of houses
or ranches for part income pro.
perry. Balance easy. Omar w.
Hlch. 42p
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

WOULD YOU CUT WOOD-If
you would like to cut wood on
woody Island on the shares (half)
see or phone Frederick w. Cars
tens, owner. Richland 473. 39-43c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR TRADE - 30-room modern
Spokane hotel $4,000 for alfalfa
ana asparagus land; also three res
licences rented, SIS. Omar W. Rich.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE ~ Saxaphone. B-flat,
soprano. Practically new. Silver
plated, gold bell, genuine Buescher.
Case and instrument $50. Robert
Seigler, Alfalfa, Wash. 37-40c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE - Two ton of good
quality alfalfa hay, SIS per ton
delivered. Phone 2797. 38tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

kENNEWICK-Early crop farm
er is better off than any small
merchant. Moral: Own a paying
kennewick farm. o. w. Rich. 45p
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05
P0LIYANNA
cOLYITM'

"a. The only thing
M some of us can
~ do that everybody
y will like is to die.
& & &
She is so dumb.
she thinks a
m combinaItion-shot
Us a pair of un-
dies gone to the
ragman!. s :
& e. &
eptember Morn" does
It occasion the sale of
Iera glasses she once
d. - tl.t
& & e.
oubt and curiosity. If
chilly directed, lead to
isdom.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE - Nice smooth Melted
Gems $1.00 per cwt.. delivered.
Mrs. II. Gerber. Phone 34x4. 27tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

RUG-and carpet weaving. Mrs.
y. A. Rupp. Phone 651. 45tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE-Master electric incu-
bator, 544 egg capacity. Condi-
tion like new. Phone 1888. 40c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE - Good dry bailed
wheat hay. Phone 292. Orville
Stockman, Richland. 45p
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

FOR SALE - Pigs, So, Sc and 81.
Bred sows. High production Jer-
seq bull service. Polan-C China boar
service. Roy Washburn. Nursery
road. 19tf
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1928-01-05

WANTED Will pay cash for 12-
guage pump gun or Remington
automatic. Call 1886. 37tf
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10

On the eve of the celebration Of our 3lst Anniver.
sary Sale we want the citizens Of the State OF
Connecticut to expect great things! This store
Of the people has always been first in value-giv'
ing as our thousands of customers will testify:
Our 3lst Anniversary will establish new records!
Wise, Smith e Ca
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10

an extensaon Of lonssvity from an
average Of 50 years In 1890 to IS
years In 1880. BY 1875. he believed.
middle Mfes would be extended to
50, with 100 or 10 years fairly COM
mon about the middle Of this GEN.
fury.
Degenerative diseases. the princi-
pa, causes of senility. began at Is.
he pointed out. and sudden deaths
from diseases In middle life were
due to neglected deEenerative
diseases.
Exams Yearly
yearly examinations by ones
own scientific doctor will detect
early beginnings Of degenerative
diseases of middle life." DIR. Martin
said. land appropropriate treatment
will prevent or postpone their de-
velopment."
Use Of alcoholic beverages was
condemned by DIR. Martin. who
praised the 18th amendment.
More than two-thirds OF our
people," he said. morally and
spiritually favor the 18th amend
ment of the United States constitu-
ton. In spite Of the injudicious ad-
ministration OF this 18th amend
m'ent, which has resulted in an orgy
Of law-breaking and self-indulgence
and ridicule on the part of the other
one third of our citizens, the founda-
ton has been laid for demonstra-
ton of race betterment and extern
sion of life that will astonish the
world"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10
Who'll YourSkinny
Friend, Ethel?

Tell him to take Mcroys Tablets for
few weeks and get enough good
healthy flesh on his bones to look like
a real man.
Tell him that the whole country recor-
nizes Mrcoys as the one great flesh
builder.
Tell him that thousands OF men and
women once Just thin az he are now
proud of their Well-knit, attractive figure
One thin woman put on Is pounds in
six weeks.
Mccoy takes all the risk-Read This
roEclad guarantee. If after taking
sixty cent boxes OF McCoys Tablets ol
. One Dollar boxes any thin, under
weight man or woman doesn't gain al
least pounds and feel completely salts
fed With the marked Improvement il
health-yonr druggist is authorized to
return the purchase price.
The name Mccoy's cod Liver Oil Tai
let's has been shortened JUS, ask for
Mctoys Tablets at the Fair Dept. Stol,
or any drug store In America.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10
WILL
welcome INQUIRY
Urges Administration Probe in
Roman Government

Rome, Oct. l0.-lR-Prince Spada
rotenziani, former governor OF
home who pricked Prince Lancet
lotti in a duel few days ago be-
cause the latter had spread reports
of graft in Potenziani's administra-
tion of Rome said yesterday that he
wished a thorough and public in
ton.
Additional details of the back
ground OF the duel showed that the
controversy has been raging for sew
eral months and that at one stage
Carolina! GasparrI. papal secretary
OF state. was drawn into the dispute.
Spread Reports
1t Is learned now that Prince
Lancellotti as long ago as last
spring spread reports that Poten-
ziani probably would be removed
from the governorship because Of
maladministration or graft He Is
further alleged to have cited Car
dinal Gasparri as the source Of his
information.
The papal official sent for Lancet
lotti. the story now goes. and re-
minded him that they had not met
In twelve years. Thereupon Lancet
lotti partially retracted his state
ment. explaining that he had only
said that he had heard that Cardinal
Gasparri was the source OF the
charges, a rumor which the cardinal
fatty denied.
While Prince Potenziani was max
ing his official visits to the Lord
Mayor of Lond on and the Mayor of
New York. he had discreet inquiries
made by close friends. he was ready
to fight even before his departure
on those journeys but was told that
he could not engage in a duel while
he was governor of Rome.
Offered to Resign
1t In also related that he offered
his resignation last spring that he
might clear himself of the charges
but Premier Mussolini persuaded
him to remain in office until after
the New York and London visits
His retirement was delayed while
Mussolini was finding suitable sue.
cessor.
Meanwhile Prince LancelIotti. a.
the insistence of Cardinal Gasparri
made a written statement absolvint
the cardinal of being the source O.
the charges against the governor.
Things were in allegiance from
then until last Thursday when thu
Count Di Sambuy. member Of an oil
Turin family, met Lancellotti in tn
exclusive Caccia club in Rome an,
reproached him for spreading tn
reports. That encounter brought Of
the first duel. in which the coun
was pricked three times. He explain
ed afterwards that he was sufferin
from lumbago. Potenziani took u
the fight when he learned that hi
friend had been defeated.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10
Gerry Nominated for
Senator in Rhode Island

Providence, r. l., Oct. 10 UP)-
II. s. Senator Peter G.. Gerry has
been unanimously renominated by
Rhode Island democrats.
On the fifth ballot. at the demo-
cratic state convention here late yes
terday. State Senator Alberto A.
Archambault was nominated for
governor from a field of four candi
dates.
The republican nominees are
Judge Felix Hebert. for senator and
Governor Norman S. Case.
Francis B. Condor of Central Falls
was chosen as democratic candidate
for lieutenant governor.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10

Mary A. Langdon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Doyle came to this
city in 1883 and Mr.. Doyle took over
the New Britain Record, Of which
he is the owner and publisher. He is
the dean OF New Britain newspaper
men.
Mr.. and Mrs. Doyle were the re-
cipients of many congratulations to-
day. They have two sons, Edmond
J. Doyle and Walter J. Doyle. both
associated with their father In bust
ness.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10

Mr.. and Mrs. James l.. Doyle OF
% Washington street are today OBJ
serving their golden wedding day.
In honor Of the occasion they will
hold a family dinner at their home
this evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Doyle we're married
October 10, 1878, at st. Peters
church. Hartford, by Rev. Paul Nc
Eleny. Mr.. Doyle is a native OF Nor
witch. Mrs. Doyle is a native OF
Hartford and was formerly Miss
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10
OLD Age MAY Be
COMMON SHORTLY
Clinical Congress Hears People
May Live to ITO

Boston. Oct 10 P)--LlSinE TO
the age of TOO or even 10 may be
common in 1910 and 1850 among
people who lead conservative lives,
the clinical congress Of the Ameri-
can college OF surgeons WAS told at
It's opening session here Monday.
More than 1000 of the world s
surgeons. including many with in
transitional regulations. are attend
ing the congress which will last
throuE hout the week,
Martin speaker
II vas br. Franklin II. Ma of
Chlca go, president. who Viewed SO
enthusiastically the matter of
longevity. BY erasping the rich OPP
portunities nov offered by surgical
and medical science. he said. the
generation now sppros ching middle
age could easily add years to the
span of life and ENJOY happiness and
health
Among other things. he forecast
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-10-10
ASK MAYORS VIEW
ON T)OhEY station
Public Works Board Decides to
Consider RWpenine Case

Chairman George r. Dobson and
Commissioner George F. Atwater OF
the board of public works were ap-
pointed at the weekly meeting Of the
board last evening to interview May
or Paonessa and hold a special con-
ference with him in regard 10 the
John NJ. Toohey gasoline filling sta
ton case.
A letter was read to the board
from the mayor stating that since
the land of the petitioner at West
Pearl and Glen street is located IN
a zone in which gasoline stations are
permitted, it would be advisable TO
reopen the case and hold a new
hearing. At previous meeting the
commissioners voted against giving
Toohey a permit after listening TO
the property owners register objec-
ton,
An application from George j.
Riley for permission to erect a gas
olne station at the corner OF Allen
and Carlton streets will also be TAX
en- up with the mayor.
New Sewers Proposed Construction
Hearings were held on the pro-
posed construction OF sewers on
Commonwealth avenue, from Farm
ington avenue to McClintock road,
on McClintock road. from Common
wealth avenue to Gladiola street.
and on Eddy-Glover boulevard, from
McClintock road westerly for about
a distance of 100 feet. The property
owners on these three streets were
greatly in favor of the sewers and
the board voted to recommend their
construction.
The board voted to hold a hear
ing on petition requesting that
sidewalks be installed on Stanley
street, starting at the Allen property
and extending to Lyle road. The
Masonic Temple association was
in front of the temple on Russell
street. A petition asking for permits
sion to remove a tree at 43S East
street was laid over for inspection.
Will Pay BY Check
The board voted to adopt the
check system and hereafter en-
ployes of the public works depart
ment. was authorized by the board
to write out checks. Men in the
sewer division have already been
off hSy oh Nd ut ho =
divisions will adopt the system at
once.
City Engineer Philip A. Merriam
announced that the Booth estate
through the w. l.. Hatch Co, has
decided land at the corner of Smith
and Booth streets to the city SO that
the corner can be cut and the pc.
culiar angle there removed. The cit,
Is asked to install sidewalks on the
corner after the cut IS made. The
deed territory covers 40 feet. The
board voted to accept the land ant
will recommend its acceptance to tn,
common council.
Street Repairing Experiment
The board acted faNorably on tn
''io'ioh VI tue e''y engineer 'hdI
periments be made on parts of Wes
Main. East Main and Commercial
s'ree's uu'ihs 'ne iaii III 'he way y
repair'ns' ne" repairing proees'
10 n'eeuhs WIN sreat success
o'her cities anu 'he poard oecioe'
to experiment with the process il
tnis CITY. a sum Oh s-ooo VIII "
useo LOT the repairing "hich VII
cover approximately -"oV iee''
Inc tnree streets named nave OH
Imperial Valley press., 1928-07-17
No. 40326
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE SALE

whereas, Clara V. Bogue and
Charles +. Boguc, her husband by
Deed of Trust, dated December 81,
1924, and recorded January 3, 1925,
in Book IL of Official Records of
Imperial County, California, at Page
323 ct seq, did grant and convey
that certain real property hercinaf
ter described, TO Consolidated Title
Insurance Company, corporation,
as Trustee, to secure, among other
things, two promissory notes in the
aggregate sum of Five Thousand
-Four Hundred Dollars, with inter
est thereon at the rate of eight per
cent per annum, payable quarterly
in favor of Southern Trust and Com.
merce Bank, a corporation, duly as.
signed to Bank of Italy National
Trust and Savings Association, n
corporation, also to secure any other
sums of money which might become
due and payable under the terms of
said Deed of Trust; and
WHEREAS, Default was made in
the payments due upon said note and
Vpi4SotlohJ III tHdb inc IOllOWIDP
items were not paid when due, and
still remain due, owing and unpaid:
Principal in the sum of $4,000,
and interest thereon from January
], 1927, together with various ad,
vanccs made for the payment of
taxes; and
WHEREAS, In accordance with
the provisions of said note and Deed
of Trust, and by reason of such de,
fault, the owner and holder of said
note and obligations exercised the
option given therein and did declare
all sums Occurred thereby to be i'm.
mediately due and payable, and did
execute and deliver to the Trustee
a written declaration of default and
demand for sale, and thereafter, in
accordance with the provisions of
Section 1924 of the Civil Code, did
record : notice of default AID breach
Imperial Valley press., 1928-07-17
JOSH L. WILSON
CLAIMS PASADENA
GIRL FOR BRIDE

A wedding which is of much
local interest was Solemnizcd july
: at the Hartzrll Memorial Metho
dist church at Pasadena when Miss
Ruth y. Truitt and Josh l., Wilson
were united in marriage in the
presence of about 500 guests. The
Rev. Andrew W. Shamel performed
the ceremony, the double ring ser
vice being used,
The bride was given in marriage
by her father, Dr. Samuel p Truitt
rs she stood before the chancel of
the church, which was decorated
with a profusion Of gladioli, palms
ferns and cathedral candles. 4
coronct Of orange blossoms held hes
flowing tulle veil in place. She car.
ried a beautiful bouquet Of white
rcscs, orchids, lilies Of the valley
and sweet peas.
Miss Alice Truitt, sister of tire
bride. was maid Of honor. She wore
gown e yellow taffeta and car
ried yellow rosehuds and orchid
sweet peas Miss Barbara Dell Nj
sen. sister Of the groom, and Misses
Dorothy and Betty Stevenson and
Doris RammeNcg W - bridesmaids
They wore froths OF pastel shaded
tatteta, CARRYING bouquets of sweet
peas.
Wayne Il. Wilson served his
brother as best man. Auburn and
Win Wilson, George Fleming, and
Gordon Stevenson acted as uShers.
" Oh Promise Me and I Love
You Truly were sung by Myron
Douglass Of Los Angeles, cousin
ot the bride Appropriate organ
selections were played by Miss
Dorothy Sayles.
Following the service a reception
was held at the home of the bride )
parents, 1l5 South Roosevelt
avenue. Immediately after the re
ception the young couple left for Il
honeymoon which they spent at Lake
Arrowhead and Mission Inn
Mrs. Wilson is the daughter Of
Pr and Mrs. Samuel P. Truitt Of
Pasadena. The groom is the son Of
Mrs. Della b. Wilson, Of 24l0 East
Walnut street, Pasadena. Mr. vii
son Is we'll known here, being en-
ployed by ShepherdCrook company
as storekeeper. Both are graduates
of Pasadena high school where the
romance had its inception.
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson are at home
to their friends al ST. Adams
street.