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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

one-half hat Is proud Of the size OF
eleven shoes. no is ashamed OF his
feet. Why do we 80 ny such con
traries?
l know a man whose shoes always
remind me Of mud-turtles. They are
just about that shape. But he Is a
sensible man. II Is probable he
knows his feet are homely things,
but he has too much sense 70 thrust
his badly formed feet into shoes Of
classical shape.
I saw a Senator the other day who
a on shoes which would create a
nN lie on Broadway, but they were so
- mfortable the Senator carried a
face wreathed In smiles. ] have e e
many a pretty face on Broadway
wearing a panied expression such as
aching feet alone could call into ex-
istence.
You cannot % well or happy n
your feet hurt. Many a nervous
woman IS because she wears
TIE wrong shoes. God bless her. She
knows what Is wrong. But she won't
fly in the face Of fashion. so she
stumps along on feet OF lead.
Many an aching back ard many
lame limbs. many an attack ot
muscular cramps. many miserable
days and sleepless nights are due 10
the wearing Or wrong shoes.
Think Il overl Is Il worth while
70 sacrifice the quality 81 your serv-
ice and the poise you might possess,
for the sake az wearing a style cf
shoe which was never made for you?
Your health depends on freedom
from unnecessary aches and pains.
You cannot afford 70 exhaust your
reserve stock ar nerve energy. That
IS what you do when you have badly
Z fitting shoes.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

bOANf Vi CAA1 1AA go 9A#& aAEN -
"And now she just sits and
looks at him and melts into
nothing. What a fool she is.
She's older than he and she
looks it now. In five or ten
years she will look like his
mother and she's jealous. my!-
what will she be then"
Things are not very comfort
able for the blond boy and the
black eyed woman or they
wouldn't be comfortable in
either Of them cared a cent
what anybody else thought.
But neither OF them care
no. not even the twentieth part
of a cent.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
The Home Kitchen
By JEANETTE YOUNG NORTON
Varied Fruit Ddinties for Angus.

put on the top crust. butter II well
then more fruit. Put over a little
Of the Juice and strain the rest into
a little pitcher TO put yer each serv.
ing. Cream may be served II de-
sired with the shortcake. but IL Is
delicious plain.
Raspberry Jell.
Take two quarts OF fresh raspber.
ries. wash. pick over. then put into
a aucepan and cover with a tum-
bier Of water. Stew gently until the
berries are soft. add a heaping Ia
hlespnonful OF gelatin that has been
soaked IN cold water. and W large
cupfuls Of sugar. Melt together.
then strain into a wet mould and
set TO chill and harden. When ready
TO serve break the jell up with a
silver fork and serve heaped with
whipped cream that has been sweet
ened and favored. Ripe gooseher-
ries are excellent fixed in the same
way.
Watermelon Blocks.
Quarter n ripe watermelon and re-
move all the pink meat. then free II
from seeds and cut into blocks. FIJI
a deep dish with cracked ice and
lay the cubes Of melon on top. sprin-
kle with a tumbler or ginger ale and
serve at at once. The ginger ale
adds a snappy taste TO the melon
that makes Il very refreshing.
FILLED C~antal0upe.
Have a chilled ripe cantaloupe and
Just at serving ill with chopped and
sweetened pineapple drained from
the Juice. Take a half tumbler Of
the pineapple juice and add TO u q
tablespoonful OF ginger syrup. taken
from preserved ginger. and q half
teaspoonful OF rum flavoring and
turn II owe the fruit in the melon
halves and serve
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

mat Is, OF mdkIng q IaIse sLdTL
More men are grouchy in the morning than
women.
than women.
What does this morning grouchiness signify?
1t means a protest against being disturbed.
II indicates a distaste of facing the realities
of lifel
The person who habitualy sleeps late Is a
case in point.
He doesn't ike the tasks of life and he doesn't
want to get started.
HA unconscious mind protects him against
the unpleasant experiences which no knows be
has TO endure.
II wraps him In the inns of Morpheus and
lulls him into a sense Of security.
"Care-charming sleep, thou easer Of all woes.
And why are women less likely to be bad-teml
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

A.-For hts age and height he
should weigh shout 1e6 pounds.
2.-Bathe the affected parts with
water. ID as can be borne. Then
squeeze out the ~hlackheads with a
sterilized hair pin or watch key.
DO not use great force and do not
remove too many al p time. Open
any pus-filled pimples. using a
sterilized needle Tor the purpose.
Apply some healing lotion. For
other particulars send a self-ad-
dressed. stamped envelope and re-
i-peat your question.
CopyrighI 1928. Newspaper Feature Service. Inc
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
Words of the Wise

No evil propensity o. the human
hear, il 50 powerful tha, il may not Be
subdued by discipline. Seneca
The first point of wisdom I'm
10 discern that which Is false,
the second TO know that which
Is true. -Lactantius.
The reb OF our life is OF d
mingled yarn, good and IN TO-
getheT. Shakespeare.
Seldom comes glory till IN
mar be dead. -Herrick.
Criticism. as Il wss first introduced
By Aristotle. was meant as a standard
Of judging well. johnson.
This is true phiIaHfhT0phg that
buries NOT IFS gold iva 0SfeHta-
fi0us charity, but builds its hos.
pitGi in the human heart.
Harley.
Take IL 10 be q principle rule
Of life, not 10 be too much adj
dicted to one thing.
Terence.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

It al depends on your feet. II your shoes are
uncomfortable, you cannot be a normal person.
Aching feet are among the real ailments of mod
ern life. For disquieting effects they equal many
diseases.
Every man knows how uncomfortable a stiff
derby hat feels when it is placed on the head for
the first time. To make II fit it Is necessary to
take the shape of the head with a h~at-form, heat
the hat and shape it to the conformation Of your
skull.
What a lot Of trouble you take TO get the
right shane to your derby. You are not satisfied
merely 10 buy a seven and one-half size. You in
sist that it shall be shaped to fit your particular
head.
Why don't you take the same pains with your
shoes?
II rnu ever Get q change 70 look at YOUR feet
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

He doesn't care a snap about
anything but how black her
ewes are and what white teeth
she has. and whatever she tells
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
THE MORNING CROUCH
is A COMMON FAULT
Men Are More Apt to Be Irritable Upon Awaken
ing; Unconsciously Protesting Against the
Tasks of Life.
BY DIR. LOUIS z. BISCH.
Eminent Psychologist.

NO-CALLED rouchiness-lrriabiity-i a common habit
Especially is it noticeable upon awakening in the morning
~ We speak of it as getting out of the wrong side Of the bed"-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
AR ANNIE LAURIE:

nEAR ANNIE LAURlE;
IL VIII you please answer the
following questions.
How may one become engagedf
Is the young lady taken 70 select
and try on the ring, or Is the ring
purchased without the presence OF
the young lady7 III the latter case.
how Is the size OF the ring obtaincd7
ARCH b.
A RICH. b.: The only way l know
n OF becoming engaged. Arch l. TO
ask the young lady the O mo
mentoue question Of all. Then con-
suit her wishes as to the engagement
ring. This is done nowadays as there
Is such a variety Of styles 70 choose
from and IL Is really a thoughtful
thing for ones ciance 70 be consider
ate enough to wish to give the lady
her choice Of an engagement ring.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
Answers to Health Queries

C. G. X. Q-What should a boy
who Is seventeen years old and 5 T..
5 in. tall?
2.-How can b~lackheads be re
moved from the face?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
to Girls
BY Annie Laurie

nEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
~ When q girl attends a meet
ing or party and II invited out by n
young mAn. Is IL the duty OF the
girl 10 ask him TO call al her home
some timer
Should a young lady tell her
escort she has enjoyed the evening
or would this be wrong7
What Is a proper acknowledg-
ment Of an introduction TO a young
man when a friend wishes q girl 10
meet some young man?
WONDERING SUE
WONDERING SUE: Yes. Sue. you
w should invite the young man 70
your home before going out With
him. This IS for the purpose OF let
ting your parents meet your friends
and knowing that their daughter Is
going out with someone whom they
like and can trust.
2.-If she's a thoughtful young
lady. she certainly will tell her escort
that she has enjoyed the evening.
3.-"How DO you 90" is the best
form OF acknowledging an tntroduc'
ton. You may add any spontaneous
greeting which will show your
pleasure at the meeting. but never,
never saw PLEASED 20 meet you
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

undulations OF the ocean on q calm
dav-and now that the sea como
tation has developed a poetic streak.
this will have 10 stop.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

around to look at him. He's a wonderful dancer and a goodhearted
fellow but say, she has three times the brains he has.
"Shes ambitious, too. Wants to get somewhere and be some
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
may be disabled.

through an Xray machine, do it by all means. You will be shocked
70 see how your toes are cramped and doubled and out Of shape
Nobody wants big shoes. Every man who wears a seven and
one-haf hat Is nroud az the size Of his head. But if ne rel number
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

A LONE, dreaming, wondering when the
u Fairy Prince is coming to snatch her off
and away. Wondering If Love VIII ever
come 20 her. She's been a lovely little butterfly
lady dancing through The bright days with never
a thought beyond the honey she has slipped from
the shining hours. But now
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21
ACHING FEET CAUSE
SOUR DISPOSITIONS
Happiness and Health Depart Before the Pains
and Misery Caused by Cramping,
Hl-Fitting Lasts.
BY ROYAL S. COPELAND, NJ. D.
United States Senator from New York.
rnr1ner Com missioner 81 Henlfh. Nep York CIT

= on may 20 for a physical examination and be pronounced abso-
" Iutely sound by the doctor. He may find every organ perfect
II There may not be a bemsh on your person. Yet in reality you
may be disabled.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

And why re women less likely to be badtempered in the morning
than men?
We'll, women are more adaptable than men.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

6kNooDNESS me. Missy Ant"
Ksaid Betty softly as she
watched the busy little ant
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1928-07-21

cu77rizhs. 1873. Ssrspspr Feature servirs. ire
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Little Green
Capsules Stop
Rheumatic Agony
Prove II In S Days

There's nothing in the world that
brings such quick and complete re-
lief from the pain and misery that
makes life almost unbearable az
those tiny green capsules known
from coast to coast as Allenrhu
Number 2.
More than one man and woman
whom horrible rheumatism has been
carrying down to helplessness--snf-
fering the torture Of the damned
can testify to this.
All you have to do Is to take one
tiny capsule each hour for the first
ten hours the next day one every
two hours Tor ii hours then take
an directed.
Substitutes and limitations may be
offered you hut remember it's the
little green Capsule" that Is turning
the trick and bringing joy TO thou.
sands Of Rheumatic sufferers, so in.
sist on Allcnrhu No. 2.
Peoples Drug Stores or any repu-
table druggist In America will be
glad to SUPPLY YOU.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
GORDON AXES
JUDGE Oath
rIlies staff Photo

Major Peyton Gordon. for the
past seven years United states At
torney for the District of Columbia.
today took the oath ok office As
associate justice OF the District SUI
preme Court, administered BY, Chief
Justice Walter /. Mccoy, presiding
over general term Of the court.
Nearly every inch Of available
space in. Circuit Court No. = was
taken up by members Of Justice
GOrdon's family, members Of the
bar. police officials and friends
Immediately after administering
the oath to the new justice, the
chief justice designated Leo A.
Rover. formerly Gordon's first as
sistAnt, to assume the duties va
Gated by his chief. This appoint
ment Is merely temporary, as the
permanent appointment must be
made ~ the President.
Following the brief ceremony. the
new jurist spent the remainder Of
the morning receiving the congratu-
IatiOns OF his friends Ia his cham
bers, which he found bedecked with
flowers upon his return from the
court room.
Justice Gordon will not take his
place on the bench until next Mon
day, when it Is understood he will
preside in the equity division, va
Gated by Justice AdoIph "A. HOehling
Upon his resignation.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Costello Post Members
To Get German Buckles

All OF the members of the, vim.
cent p. Costello Post, No. Is. the
American Legion. who attend the
regular meeting tonight in the
board room of the District Building
and have paid their 1928 dues will
be given German belt buckles. The
buckles are from the posts coIIec.
ton of war relics.
The meeting tonight will be the
last one here for Martin .Goerl
post adjutant, who has announced
he, has been transferred. from
Washington.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Count McC OrInack Puts
Harms on COat-Of.Arms

LONDON, April Count John
Mccormack, famous lrish.A American
tenor. who was recently admitted
to the papal peerage BY Pops Plus
xI. has taken out armorial bearings
IL accordance with his new title.
The bearings, as registered today
at the College Of Heralds in London.
consist Of three harps on 4 shield,
4 crest. the chief figure 81 which IL
q black cat. and the motto. .FNciis
iernulta mitis,'. !, which may be freely
translated as: ANY cat will purr
IL you stroke ii.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Given
4 BLESSING OF
/ VAnD[RD|LTS

The elopement Of Grace Wander.
Ali aaw.t,t.- 80 Gen ana Mrs. Cor.
=. $500. ~ .,., r,. 80.
7a.1s Nat1 - WIN ats"s ~.
4way Davis ID, better known ~
RaAhlneton society as Daisy
I,avi. s.. :, - .,,,,, (. n.t Ay,al llens.
~ go
= appsers To-Day. (
When pretty Grace Vanderbilt re-
Apsed the hand Of numerous titled
Nonng Europeans and eIoped with
she m Ilionaire heir and grandson Of
the late Senator Henry Gassaway
: 1919: 6 west y lrslnla ne s g 3
49, g 49,. 80:
ThS,, s,, not ~ ,,st f.,llv recovered
frhis u IsAi,s 81, s.r,nrnv,s; fsisa ro,ls
nana5:itnI ven ssre ana his s,lbsenitetlt
Has III ~ II SIsss ~, nate
So. q 49, 81, ~ ss......,ss
80 3 w s.s.s,ss 3
Npclety believed that the elopey
nellt of Grace would be he cap
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Boys Death in Canal
Certified AS Accident

Coroner Nevitt last night certi.
fled accidental death Iii the case
81 Henry Foley, jr., 5, Of 1OCc
jefferson 81. N. W, who fell Into
the G. & Q. Canal near his home
yesterday.
Although the fire rescue squad
and an ambulance crew from EN-.
ergency Hospital worked three
hours on the boy after passersby
had discovered him In the water.
Efforts To revive him failed
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
DRY Chief Gives
CHICAGO Def
ON RAIDS


The Federal Prohibition Bureau
-. 8. ,,,.,,,,,,sA y 10 ..hli,ffed out''
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no taon' 1Ass's.a'.s ,ss...s..,, ..,,1
sns Ireasary Ses'nouh O
today'
The Government = our - 49,
tlp Chicago regardless Of local poll
-. : $500, 7, /. .sA,.tea I9a said the
s,s Ut. ia s,,as thA ne,,ean forces had
Z. 4. s;zs,,sr ac4;vities now
u. y - !. ..,r.s,,,.A
ui. ny Wy uisIY 80 ~.
II was cUsstcaasliIe lnH. 49,.
raid and the in0lctnlehts cams jus,
before the Chicago primary sa.u
LOwn1aE1. aoOrke =. OOIding, spe'
elal Agent y ellarRe q me 'nvs 49,;
a1lol; 1880 ". go. 49, . ~. 49, s,,.l
slOlls Il = \. sO'.ssal's a go. ...s.s.. u
rssuAs !. re yuss ''''.s
snow
II WAS disclosed tnat the ahVe.st y
cation Of prohibition violations az
Chicago has extended out from tne
city ~ far ~ East st. Louis ano
Minneapoliss ana ~ auI, 1nr ro,an !,
which territory GOidins lotSSs
are QpeFatina
Mayor Protested
f,se,e,als at.closrA that Mavcr
~ q 49,. 49,, yu..,,i,, ytnr
A.O'1' ,sss,l'' , !. !.
recently. conferred with secr As
Mellon and intimated that. the pro
hibition authorities should be rs
liberal In Chicago AZ In New Yo.k,
Thompson. aE that time. protested
against alleged extraordinary nc
Atfvities 0f the agents IN Chicago
That no difference ~ being made
between Chicago and New York was
the statement Officials insisted
the Federal Government Is making
an effort to upset the bootleg traf'
tic in both cities.
No Political Interests
pynhihitton commissioner j. NJ
Z Va.,,s,e asniaa tl,St sr,ef.ss,I AGENTS
ait, a are acs,vn II noIitics n are
E.ast side tl,mra 81 New York. a.
chareed AdniIlistrafor ii. q. Vel.
loulv II, cllaTre AZ Cyhicapo. is from
NFiaslaainni ana fsnIding fy.am Brook.
m, Il. rnasd IN CHI.
4. ~ y, ,,nIitIcs ac,nr9sIng q, Tooran
nnr ~, ' decIa rra Atvror (.afecv. the
apecial agent who shot william
RAattv Chicago court bafIiff. In 8
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Jury GIVES WnMAM S14.n00

SUNBURY, Pa. April IA jury
in the Northumberland county
court has returned a verdict of
$4,000 for Mrs. Harold C.. Hill, OF
Tharptown. against Palmisano 4
Co., whosesale fruiterers Of Sha-
mokin, for a broken back the
woman suffered when run down by
one Of the firms automobiles near
her home on January 81, last year.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Judge VIM. r. Green
Takes Tn Claims Post

william n. Green was sworn in.
yesterday as an associate justice
Of the United States Court OF Claims
BY the Chief Justice, Edward K.
Campbell.
Judge Green was appointed to sue
coed James Hay, resigned. For
the past five years. Judge Green
has served as chairman Of the Ways
and Means Committee of the HOUSE
OF Representatives.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Joshua Evans, Jr., Made
Republican Delegate

Joshua Evans, jr., was chosen by
the Republican caucus which met
at his home. 3405 Lowell st. NJ. ",
last night TO represent district 2-F
at the Republican District conYen-
ton IS its delegate Mrs. Mary
Logan Tucker was named alternate
delegate.
Charles A.. Camalier was selected
to preside at the caucus; Mrs. Err
nest BuTchard was named secretary
and Victor B. Deyber treasurer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Al SMITH ADVOCATED

The candidacy of Governor Al
Smith of New York, for the Demo.
cratic ncmination for President was
advocated by speakers At 4 Jeffer
son Day luncheon Of the al Smith
Club Of Washington. at the Burling.
ton Hotel yesterday. The PRINCIPAL
speaker was Senator Edward /. Ed.
wards, Of New Jersey.
Write An Alvin $1,000. See
Tilnes.Zain Ad Test.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
INGR0WN NAIL
Turns Right Out Itself

A few drops OF "Outgro' in stne
crevice of the improving nail re-
duces inflammation and pain and
so toughens the tender, sensitive
skin underneath the toe nail, that
1t can not penetrate the flesh, and
the nail turns naturally outward
almost over night.
"Outgro" Is a harmless antiseptIc
manufactured for chiropodists. How
ever, anyone can buy from the
drug store tiny bottle containing
directions.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

lNSIST-On the delivery OF your
Times or Herald every day. If
You do not get your Herald by
~. M.. The Times by n. m.
ar The Sunday Herald by X
4. M. call Main $3.50. Delivery
Is guaranteed and your copy
WIN he sent you Immediately
from The Times Company Office
hG snnnt,H .mnrrn.amnn
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
House Passes Bill to
Enlarge CAPITOL Grounds

!, A bill creating commission to
carry ont plans for enlarEing the
Capitol grounds was passed BY the
House yesterday. n now goes to
the President for signature a. Il has
already passed the senate.
The commission will be composed
or members 90 the two houses Of
Congress and David Lynn. architect
of the Capitol.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
SCH0ol NISLI .lNYIIED

perintendent or schools. has IN
rIfed the public, to visit and Inspect
The Dennis Vocational school on s
Street. between Thirteenth and Four
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

tenth streets Northwest. today
from $50 4. nj. to ] 0 ID m. Tho
girls OF the various classes will give.
demonstrations Of their work.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

yaasli AnA neARle every 1lalke And
tyre ~ eae efFGreA fsr sale today tI.feuRs.
Tke Times ana MeSMld classified uaed
ear eOaumaMh. ss. IS e
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03
Brief Cases; CSC

These brief cases are the official size
Fashioned OF brown imitation leather with
strong reinforced leather straps and heavy
metal buckles together with lock and
kew. Quite a convenience to. the business
man Come in and make your selection
soon. You will be surprised at the
splendid quality OF these cases.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

If bladder weakness, getting up
nights, backache, burning or itching
sensation, leg or groin pains, make
you feel old, tired, pepless and worn
out why not make the Cystex AZ
hour test? Don't give up. Don't
wait. Get Cystex today, put it to
the 48-hour test. Money back il
you are not satisfied.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-04-03

ADvERTIsEMEMT
Milford chronicle., 1928-12-28

AS our income increases our for
mer extravagances become necessi-
ties, and we discover new follies.