New Britain herald., 1928-01-26

for the promotion Of all class &C., tivitieS.
 III. To Miss Macintosh, our as- sistant adviser. we leave our grati- tude for her willing assistance.
 ". To William Kuhs we leave an answer book compiled by Golf for Drill Book in Algebra, as a proof that Mir. Golf really can dc those examples.
 V. To MT. Bollman. "The Man in the Iron Hat We give book on the cultivation of an engaging man. ner of conversation.
 VI. To the classes which are to be located in the newly construc. ted class rooms next to the girls gymnasium We leave individual mega phones and amplifiers; to the unfortunate instructors-unllmi sympathy.
 VII. To whom they may con- cern We leave the following re- quests:
 i. That to Mfr Upham be ss- signed an ungrlded class of model pupils. each of whom is to have at least one conference week and is to remain awake, or appear to do 60. during the entire period. We rather think Mir Upham will appre- ciate this cha nge.
 ?. That the June Senior Class be supplied with several books on how to make Tuesday class meetings exciting. We especially recommend The Other Side of the Question" by Julius Diner. and Diplomacy and the Class Meeting" by Clifford Bell
 5. That Miss Walker be given q Math class in which football squad members are conspicuously absent. sportsmanship so often en- ters into the class room.
 ( That on the third floor of the Academic Building there be in- stalled two drinking fountains.
 VIII. To Miss Souther, for her desk, we leave row of electric but tons: one to open the windows, an- other to turn on the light, and still another to arrange the calendar. We believe this device will give the pu- rils more time to themselves.
 IN. For the use of incominA seniors to room Is we leave severai packages of composition paper so that they may not have to beg O. borrow.
 x. To our librarian, Mrs. Smith. we leave mike" so that she can be heard in all parts of the room.
 X1. For the undergraduates we leave these perpieaing questions.
 1. Why did Mr. Campbell suddenly object to the eating of candy in class?
 2. What did we do to Freddie Saunders to make him leave us?
 ,. When will Clifford Bell reform?
 {. Why Is Betty Corbly al- ways the last one 10 leave the Art class
 5. Is John Erickson girl shy or rust tongue tied? 6. How Young is Joe Vet ranco
 7. How does Lillian Gerdis get away with so many things''
 s. When will the Senior High School have | cafeteria 3. Where does Bill Hsswell get those wise remarks of his? 10. With what does Helen Erickson's pet name Lollie. rhyme II. Was .t because of studious inclination, his sociable nature. or something else. that one 50 often found Fred Zehrer conversing with the teacher in room 30? 12. Just what becomes of . used pass?
 XII. Our graph cards we leave for each succeeding freshman class as standards Of attainment. and in moments of dcspair-encourage ments.
 XIII. To Douglas Hsrwood. fo' his careful perusai we bequeatf that absorbing essay. How ] Culti. vate My Sense of Humor." by Mer- , ton Clark.
 | XIV. To Miss Weld we give sta. tistics showing why geometry stu dents become ditch -diggers. { NV. To Edmund Burke we IeaN. 2 place in our nlemories-that far dim corner reserved for nightmares