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Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28
Just for Fun

A hypocrite is one who pre- tends to believe a person who he knows is lying.
 What did father say when you asked him for mel"
 "He didn't say anything. He fell on my neck and wept." A successful man always runs things; he never walks them.
 Half of what the manicurist charges pays for the conver- sation.
 The person who pines over his hard luck needs to spruce up a bit.
 Christianity is the only relig- ion that offers a savior.
 We all finally come to do the things we swore we wouldn't.
 Its easy to get sympathy-if you tell your troubles to the right people.
 UNSOLVED MYSTERIES A legal document.
 Directions for setting up a piece of machinery. What does she see ip him? How do they get by with it? How can I reduce?
 A picnic isn't so far from war if you take along some canned willie and get popular with chiggers.
 No employee wants ninety cents for each dollar he has due on pay day--neither does an employer want fifty min utes for an hour. Think it Cv4r
 How dull business would be if every man refrained from buying until he could afford it. It is easy to acquire a reputat- ion, but it takes a lot of hard work to make a good one.
 Who can remember when the peroxide blonde was about the
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28
CHARM.

Much talk about charm. Some people have charm, some have not. What is it? Robert Schauf- fer, author, says that "charm is the result of being physical ly and spiritually so much a part of the life of things that you irresistibly radiate the concentrated essence of all life, and personally exemplify the same laws that whiten the cherry orchards of April, and kindle the volcano, and swing the stars on their courses.
 That is clever definition, but rather too complex for general understanding. Per haps people who have charm are the ones who listen we'll, who seem very much interest ed in what we have to say, and who seek few opportunities to put forth their own opinions. To have charm is to have a real and earnest interest in others.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS

dollars to ''tipster sheet" proprietor for a stock that cost him pennies. They don't know whether its a gold mine in Idaho or a brass band in Tas- mania; whether its a produc- ing property with a mill on the railroad, or an undevelop- ed prospect in the wilds of the Arctic.
 The cheating of anybody is to be regretted, but how that portion of the public that won't inform itself is to be pro- tected from it's own folly is problem that nobody yet has solved. Blue-sky laws won't do it, because the high-pres- sure salesman too often con- vinces his dupe that a blue sky certificate is a guarantee against loss. Legitimate mining and financial publications can't get their message to those who depend on fakers' Jheets for their information. Guardians cannot be appoint ed for those who are capable of earning money that they may later throw away. Better Business Bureaus have not suc- ceeded in teaching more than ] minute fraction of the pop llation to investigate before you invest"
 Corporation laws requiring he filing of complete and cor 'ect information about all companies will make it easier for information services, pri- 1ate and semi-public, to func- 5ion, but not one in a thousand of the ultimate consumer will avail himself directly of this
 ervice. Once you start SUD- pressing "tipstersheets" and 1ouse-organs, you're bound to
 finish by attempting to SUD- press newspapers which color or distort news to further the interests of their owners. Try o establish official" news iources and you strengthen he hold of an incompetent md tyrannical office-holding class on the long-suffering public. Every additional pre- caution to protect people from heir own folly seems merely Q weaken the mental. and moral fiber of those who can't or won't protect themselves.
 Which brings us back to
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

Mother: I can tell you dried the dishes.
 Daughter: How?
 Mother: They're still wet.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

The trouble with the rule that might makes right is that it often makes right wrong.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

"Now," said the teacher, q want you all to write a com position. Don't write anything you've ever heard or seen be- fore. Write just what's in you"
 Here's what Johnny wrote:
 Inside of me there's a heart, a liver, two lungs and a stom- ach. Inside my stomach there's some potatoes, a steak, two pickles, a piece of bread and some strawberry short-cake, etc. etc."
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

The only kind of work some folks will do for nothing is to peddle gossip.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

My girl was born on a rubber plantation. No wonder she's a snappy kid with such elastic morals.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

New Boomer: "When I left my last boarding house the landlady wept."
 Landlady: Well, won't, be- cause I always collect in ad- vance,"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

most dangerous menace to hus- bands?
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, where's the cigar that a hug won't bust.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

"Who is Thomas Edison, any way?" asked a backwoods- man.
 He's the man who invented the phonograph to keep us awake, so we would stay up all night and use his electric lights"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

Many persons jump at con- clusions and call them con- victions.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

Two popular musical instru- ments are the dinner horn and the horn of plenty.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

A hypocrite is one who pre- tends to believe a person who he knows is lying.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

"I'm never going to get mar ried."
 "Why?"
 Because you have to have sixteen wives. It says so right in the marriage ceremony, four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer-and four times four is sixteen.
 Paint makes any house look better and any face look worse.
 The lighter a mans head the more he has to support it with his hand when he has his pict- ure taken.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-07-28

Children can fool the parents, but the parents can't fool the children.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

1t is going to be tough on the
faint-hearted folks up at Marion
along about regional time this year
Incidentally, that's March 10. For
while, Marion kept losing game
after game and the town reached
that stage where it didn't even care
whether it had a sectional or not
Then the team bucked up and start
ed playing some neat basketball
That helped out and when the
Giants knocked off Kokomo last
weekend, % to 81, the citizenry of
Marion got "het up" and started
talking estate Finals" Which isn't
very absurd when one learns that
Kokomo and Marion will meet in
the Marion regional. How's that?
u
The Times school editor Mon
day took exception to our remark
that embryo editors of Indian
apOlis student publications. APP
peal to the student bodies to sup
port their teams" The young
lady insisted the youthful schOl-
astic quill wielders were very much
whole and therefore not embry-
Onic by any means. All right,
editors, we apologize. But don't
forget about that lack of student
support!
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

Tim Campbells young backyard,
Benjamin Parish, as he ambled up
to the center of the floor, fire away
at the hoop and hang up two more
points for the Green and White.
That youngster is an honeSt-to-
goodness sharpshooter. We've seen
him do it before. BY the way, we
have a compliment for Tim Camp
bell and his boys. The Martinsville
Reporter commenting on the Tech
Artesian City battle said: Martins
vile fans like Tim Campbell-he is
a thorough gentleman. And his
team reflects that characteristic of
their mentor" We agree.
II
One of the best of the season
came to this desk the other day.
Ralph Edwards, coach at Fowler
High School, discovered that six
of his net performers had broken
training rules. The lads were
given the option of handing in
their suits or taking a whipping.
They chose and Ralph inflicted
One-half dozen sound ickings. The
loyalty of the boys now is unques-
toned.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

tonight's battle certainly will be the
individual engagement between
Monrovia's Branch (Ace) McCrack-
en-, Indiana pivot man and leading
scorer in the Big Ten, and Marion's
Charles (Stretch) Murphy. who has
been handling the center position
for the Boilermakers with all the
ability he can muster in his six foot
six inch frame. Off The Blackboard
will make his daily guess by picking
Purlue. The whistle tooters in the
contest tonight will be Kearns of
De Paul and Moloney of Notre
Dame.
n
CATURDAY night we sat up at
~ the Armory alongside Russell
julius of Shortridge and watched
Technical and Frankfort wage a
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
The Referee

Was RED" Brown, who played
for Alabama this past season, any
kin to the Johnny Mack Brown who
played for Alabama a few years
ago?-F. L. T.
Yes. They are brothers.
Who won the last PoughkeepSie
regatta?-C. M. B.
Columbia.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
Less Money
for Veteran,
'Griff' Says
Speaker Must Stand Cut in
Salary to Stay on
Club.
RM limited Press

By United Press
TAMPA, Fla, Jan. 24.-Clark
Griffith declined today to elaborate
on a statement made on his arrival
here that Iris Speaker must accept
voluntary" salary cut if he wants
to play center field for the Senators
in 1928.
Griffith mentioned a recruit,
named West, as possible successor
to the "gray eagle" unless Speaker
made "a proposition to slice his own
salary"
The president of the Washington
club is here to prepare for spring
training of his team. The pitchers
are expected in a month.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
New Yank Has
Pay Dirt

BIZ NEA Service
NEW YORK, Jan. "a. -
~ Young Jimmy Reese, who
recently was bought by the
New York Yankees, is not en-
tirely dependent on baseball
for living.
Reese, just turned 20, is re-
puted to be worth close to $780,
900 from investments made in
Hollywood real estate.
When he was selling papers
on the San Pedro waterfront,
Reese was saving his nickels
and dimes. And when he got
older. he began investing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
rOFF the 1A7$
BACKBOARDGsS|
BIZ NORMAN E. ISAACS s1u4-mn.uu-uu.u 80
BIZ NORMAN E. ISAACS

A LONG about 7:30 this evening
IA Hoosierdom's two opponents Of
faster and clasS1er basketball, as
practiced by the members of the
Western Conference, will line up
against each other for the glare duel
preliminary to the initial tip-off.
The gentlemen who represent Pur-
due University are slight favorites
to down their traditional rivals who
fiaunt the Cream and Crimson of
old Indiana. One of the features of
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
TURNER'S SUNDAY


Two Feature Net Games at South
Side Court.
Two feature basket tits will be
staged at the Turner Hall Sunday
afternoon. The South Side Turner's
will meet the Kentucky Tigers in
one game WHILE the Blue Moon
Dolls, Kentucky girls champions,
will meet the Brightwood Demons,
The Turner's are Indiana-Ken-
lucky A. A. U. champions and the
visitors will make a strong bid to
gain the title.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
THREE-YEAR CONTRACT

By United Press
CHICAGO, Jan. 24.-"Gabby"
Hartnett, first string catcher with
the Chicago Cubs, Monday night
signed a three-year contract at an
advance in salary, it was announced.
This year will be Hartnett's sixth
with the Cubs.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

beautiful defensive
battle. There was
a lot of delayed Of
Tense but none of
t h e Objectionable
stall. Frankfort's
shifting defense
was a sight to see
and the Techites'
barrier wasn't very
far behind. Five
times during the
contest we gaZed at
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
Make Christians of 'em, huh?

"a Tech fan" sent in a cOmplicat-
ed little affair attempting to spell
out "a Dark Horse" of the entire
Green and White squard along with
Coach Campbell. The lad ran out
of ks" and was forced to spell
Campbell with a *" Not so hot! ..
= q
? ? Remember Way Back When ? :?
1.-THE Only Nolan" was the star
pitcher for Indianapolis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
OUT OF DIXIE OPEN
Bobby Jones. Not to Defend His
Southern Title.

BIZ UntteG Press
ATLANTA, Ga, Jan. 24,-Bobby
Jones, amateur golf king, today
added the Southern open champion
ship to the list of his titles he will
not defend this year. He announced
several months ago he would not de-
fend his British open title.
Too little time for practice be-
cause of business will prevent him
from entering any major tourna-
ments except the national amateur
and national open.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
THE MAIL TODAY

Martinsville. Ind
Dear Blackboard: Some indianapolis
Artesians' first squad that played the
Indianapolis Washington High School
team. I'd like to say that 1t was the
second team of M. H. S. who beat their
first team. The score would undoubtedly
been larger had the first team played
them. A STUDENT OF M. H. S.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
NOT IN INDOOR MEETS

One of the best sprinters in the
East is out of the indoor meets this
season because of a strained leg
tendon. Al Miller, of Harvard, is
the victim.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
WHY THEY CURTAILED SPORTS

The chief reason given by SYRIA
cuse athletic authorities for the re-
cent adjustment of several minor
sports was that they wished to es-
tablish more elaborate system of
intramural sports.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

BIZ United Press
NEW LONDON, Conn, Jan. "a
The National Boxing Association
accepted the challenge of Jack De-
laney of Bridgeport, Conn, former
ELECTROMAGNETIC champion, to
meet Gene Tunney in heavyweight
championship bout.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
IRIS TAKING IT EASY

IHY United Press
GEORGETOWN, S. c., Jan. "a
Iris Speaker was expected here to-
day for a few weeks of duck shoot
ing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

MEXICO CTTY-Paolino Uzcudun. who
arrived here Monday for a fight with TO
nero Rojas, reported he had been robbed
Of 5000. He took his loss. smilingly,
given him by the Basque colony.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

BROOKLYN, N. Y.-Eddie. (Cannonball)
Martin, former bantamweight champion,
won the referees decision from Dominick
Petrone, New York; ten rounds.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
FIGHTS AND FIGHTERS

BUFFALO, N. Y.-Art Wiegand. 1751a
Buffalo, won twelve-round decision from
Bonny Ross. 177lR. Buffalo.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
MAY KEEP THIS UP

If good start means good
ending, watch Henri Cochet in
tennis this year. He won the first
tournament of the new year in
France.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

SCRANTON. Pa. Billy Kelly, 11oIs,
Scranton, won a ten-round decision over
Midget Wolgast. 1903. Philadelphia.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

CORAL GABLES, Flaw. L. (Youngl
Stribling, 1870. Macon, Ga, knocked out
Martin Burke, I'll, New Orleans, in the
first ten seconds Of a scheduled ten-round
bout.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

PHILADELPHIA, Pa.-Joe Dundee. Balti-
more, welterweight champion, outpointed
Joe Simonich, Butte, Mont; ten rounds.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

POTTSVILLE, Pa.-Joe Cans, Allen
town, defeated Johnny HayStack, Bing-
hamton; ten rounds.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

Ohio, won from Howard Bentz, Milwau-
kee; decision, ten rounds. They are mid
dleweightS.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24
subbing for the champions?

Indianapolis
Dear Blackboard: I agree with you on
your ideas of craftsmanship. Some of these
guys will get some sense some time. The
sock T it to them Plaster s ali the fouls
in The world OF the gang for razzing
4 J. c. C..
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

TORONTO, Ontario Willie Davies.
Charleroi, Pa, flyweight won the judges
decision from Ernie Jarvis of Great Brit
ain; ten rounds,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

MENPHIS-Red Herring, Utica IN. "
weller, won an eight-round decision from
Frankie Dugan, Memphis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

NEW YORK-Pierre Charles, heavy
weight champion Of Belgium, and Jack De
Nave, New Jersey, fought ten rounds to
a draw at the St Nicholas arena. Charles
weighed 2l0; De Nave, 1872.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

}, Harrisburg defeated Jimmy Tatoros, Es-
n sington. Pa, in the semi-fnal.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

HARRISBURG. Pa.-Johnny Gill, York
Paa Won DoTn an eigghi6round dfG1STon u ITo
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

ANDERSON, Ind.-Louie Lavell, Ander-
son, lightweight, knocked out Jackie Rey-
nolds, Muncie, in the tenth and last round.
The bout had been even until the k. o.
knocked out Rusty Sampson, FIT. Wayne
Negro. second round. Billy Moore, In
dianapolis middleweight, outpointed Billy
Van. Newcastle. six rounds.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-01-24

MOBILE-Jimmy King. New Orleans.
knocked out Pete Stamaty, Boston, fourth
round. They are mddleweights.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
$500 PER YEAR
S. c. Ford TO Run for
Supreme Court Place

Samuel c. Ford, Great Falls at
torney and former attorney general
of Montana, will be candidate in
the republican primaries this wear
for nomination to the office of asso-
clate justice of the state supreme
court. A report that he would seek
the nomination was confirmed by
Mr.. Ford Saturday night on his re-
turn from Helena.
Mr. Ford has for many years
been in public life in Montana. He
was attorney general of the state
from 1927 to 1921 and was assis-
tant United States district attorney
from 1908 TO 1914, and has fre-
quently been an active figure in
public affairs outside of pJlitics.
One associate justice will be elect
ed this year, in addition to the
chief Justice The term of former
Senator Henry L. Myers, who was
appointed to fill the vacancy caused
by the death of the late Associate
Justice w. L. Holloway, will expire,
the other three associate justices
holding over.
MIR. Ford practiced law in Helena
for several years after his retire
ment from the office of attorney
general and opened offices here
ihree Years ago.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
AIgOt BjorkIund Found Dead

Algot BjorkIund, 48, a bachelor
farmer was found dead in bed at
his home 6 miles northeast of Plen-
tywood, on Thursday, when one of
his neighbors, Charles StrubccF,
called TO see him on business. He
Immediately sent word to the sher-
if and County Coroner NJ. S. Mel
SOD, and both went to the farm im-
mediatelv. There were no indica-
tons of foul play, and it was plain-
ly evident Bjorklund had died from
heart failure after having retired
Mr.. Bjorklund was in Plentvwood
on Tuesday aud appeared TO be in
the best of health, and allho his
body, when found was fr' gen, it is
not believed he had been dead to
exceed 36 hours.
The remains were brought to Plen-
tywood and are now at the under
taking parlors, being prepared for
funeral services which will be held
from the Lutheran Church.
Mr.. Bjorklnnd is brother of Mrs.
Vim. Heglund of PIenlywood, and
also has brother, John Bjorklund,
who resides at Broomhead, Sask.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
Caught in Auto Accident

Donald Moore, IL, eldest son of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Moore of this
city, was run over by hit and run
car Monday evening near the Or
pheum block 1t appears that the
boy was crossing the street, slipped
and fell in the path of Il e Car which
ran over his left leg breaking it be-
tween the ankle and knee. He was
taken to the hospital immediately,
X-ray taken and the bone set. He
was able to be taken home the fol-
lowing day and is getting alone
nicely. The boy is having his share
of hard luck as he sustained bro
ken arm short time ago, following
case of pneumonia and an opera
tion for appendicitis.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
Indian Ladies' Aid

Poplar, Feb. 11.-Indian women
of Poplar have a Presbyterian orga-
nizaton similar to the Ladies aid,
which meets every Friday afternoon
They already have more than
$500 in their treasury, part of
which they earned by social given
at the Indian hall west of Poplar
and part by making quilts.
Even children who accompany
mothers are given part in the
work, some little aprons made by
the girls being creditabIe pieces of
work.
The last two meetings were held
at the homes of Mrs. Alvin Warrior
and Sam Savior.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
More Local News

Banker c. B Bull made a short
business trip TO Scobev this week,
H. w. Barner spent couple of
days looking after business affairs
al Dooley.
Mrs. Peter Maroon returned Thurs
day from a three weeks trip to
Minneapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Trower were
down from. Outlook to the basket
ball games Thursday evening.
Tuesday evening Mrs c G. Chris
tianson had an enjoyable, pretty ', al
entine party for her Sunday School
class at her home.
Lillian Christensen, who is max
ing her home with the H. w. Bar
ner family while attending school,
has been absent the past week being
sick with the fiji.
Mrs. Joe Redmond was hostess to
a number of ladies Thursday after
noon. Her guests were served
luncheon at Vests Cafe after which
they played bridge at the Redmond
apartments. There were four
tables in play and favors were won
BY Mrs. H w. Barner and Rather.
ne Marion.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
Hospital Day Melted
$1,000 for Hospital

Again the annual hospital day ives
a success in Plentywood. 1t shows
what co operation will do. When
al expenses were paid there was
over $1,000 to the good. The hos
pital board and all interested ex
press their appreciation for the do
nations and assistance from those in
the country, nearby towns and Plen
tywood people.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1928-02-17
SCIENCE AND RELIGION

DR.. David Eugene Olson, noted geologist who is now
surveying and lecturing in Sheridan County will give
three lectures Science and Religion Sunday Feb
ruery 19.
1000 A. NJ Science and Cod
at Congregational Church
500 P. N. Science and the Bible
at Orpheum Theater
1880 r. NJ sScience and Evolution
at Orpheum Theater
These lectures free to the public. The Sunday
night pctnre show will begin at o'clock, the main
feature showing at o'clock Persons not wishing
remain for the whole show will be refunded half the
admission price at the close of the lecture.