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Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
With Other Editors
SEASONAL VOICES
(TucSon CitiZen)

Missouri interesting human bhaviosn
influential member the government
pcu breathing
big ISSUE pohbtionwhh
the who
running this government
noe
life single the
either
and politician
expected familiar
characteristic pohu
bowling symbol OF
the theme his campaign
dsemboded
prestige and perqie which associated with salad days
debiadng that
dScrm
talents the wkn will with
it during the forthcoming summer months
passion though feeds empd
Naga which fortunately lend periods of npent
passion
is
all comes back
Hamets Hamlet
merely Hamlet, they the melancholy Dane
the tempeamenta unfiness his fellow
dissemination
entru authority.
republicans" installing the
that of
bowling Missouri
make it impressive.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Governors Meeting Encouraging

OF passing Importance has been the meeting of the
governors of Arizona and Sonora past
It has complete understanding between
the states cooperation in the development
Of the natural resources
Governor going highways
Sonora suggested
these highways Douglas
Tope frankly to learn from her
applying
what he could observe to better conditions in Mexico
friendship
for each other it is those the United States
learning she has nothing to fear from her
neghbor on the north but the hearty
support of the pursuit the higher arts
OF civilization People the
dous natural resources Of the industry
people, and Of fair treatment political
passion misunderstanding,
With such great state of
Sonora it plain to that the jealousy
evaporate in the clear light of
better acquaintance and better understanding
In this desirable by personal
contact between the leading the
personality and well developed
perceptions Of the requirements OF the situation
He appreciates that the depends upon the develop
t OF It's natural required
tne wealth m MEXICO He can also that highways
l vaNeysand rich hills OF Sonora will
from the United States
developing these
the ability Tope will do much to
the fear Americans
With adang from Mexico
City, republics
point where of misunderstanding
people OF the two republics will be able attaining
their desinies
more than to Mexico multiply wealth.
increased strength and wealth educating
better feeling between the
between them
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Education Pays in Service

DISCUSSIONS
- the present Pay?'
retlrn
But to those as an opportunity
humanity that paws and paws
society in touching
shows education society
better
would increase the income of the individuals"
If then
be question that it
measured rule of
This phase of particularly by in
and to whom they commit of
This seems to indicate that
and the man with good mentality
with the faithss who
The words Jesus would person
than
cutiyatng their minds to their
Cleveland
theory that nonts the world
largely determined physical wealth
must be admitted outstanding financial giants todav are
not college but that
INTO the next generation John Rockefeller Henry
conge men, but their
the juniors
the list as the great
men, especially the Civil
is from the
are entitled to look for perfect
position OF rulers than they
becomes ministers teachers and
officials receive publicity
much given them and much O
There doubt that
man. in the same ratio that added ability developed
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
BARBS

A mechanical man was exhibited
in New York the other day. The
dispatch didn't say what dinner he
spoke after
Church services over the radio
never will be a success until the
announcer tells what kind Of hats
and gowns the ladies are wearing
They've dug up Queen Shub-ad,
buried in Ur of the Chaldees 5000
years ago, and she was wearing
a wig. Probably the queen had
been reading about the passing OF
the flapper and decided to "let it
grow"
Reed to Stump the West" says
a headline But you can't, sena-
tor, you just can't stump the boys
out there.
This being Lent, you'd think
some of the stenographerS would
give up jokes about mothers-in-
law, saxophones and congress and
go to work
It's an i'll wind that leSyes a
tire flat.
Well, it's almost time for the
magazines to print covers with
schoolboys yawning at their desks.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
GET BISBEE ON THE MAP
(BiSbee Review

Broadway America" being planned
looking map published
practically
Inc broadway OF America conceived
delegates in
definite
This highway would stretch
1T could all
select preference would
automobile
chants would getting percentage money
would along the
that getting
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

in rather embarrassing situation,
Hoover dragged into practical politics,
Hoover sensitive and sore, Hoover face
to face with his most active political
Ienenly to date--in fact, Hoover the
politician perforce.
Under the patient, suave question
ing of the democratic Senator HaweS
Of Missouri, Hoover, whose enemies
eXclaim exultingly that he doesn't look
a man in the eye, intently watched
the table before him. He twisted a
metal paper clip into all sorts of
shapes. His fingers were constantly
in action
When the resonant voice of Sena-
tor Willis, HooverS mortal enemy in
Ohio and pre- eminently a politician,
doomed down from the other end OF
the long conference table with ques-
tions, Hoover glued his eyes even
faster to the table. He rapidly pen
cilled large triangle on white paper
and filled it with lines. One might
have thought he was paying no atten-
ton at ALL His face seemed to have
1eddened as he looked up, but he an
swered Willis evenly and urbanely
Then Senator RanSdell broke in
with questions about hydraulic labora-
tories and Hoover was himself again.
out of the political arena and back on
his own ground. Soon it was over,
with nothing but memory and the
printed word to record what was vir-
tually Hoover'S first public political
appearance, for he had refused to pose
with Senator Willis for pictures and
Senator Jones, his defender, had de-
llied photographers permission to snap
the secretary in the witness chair
But Hoover came through appar-
emily unscathed. The political en-
emies who had hoped that he would
take a stand which would either op-
pose the Coolidge flood relief policy
or ALLEVIATE the good will of the flood
areas were disappointed as Hoover re-
fused to fall into the trap. He may
have won no brilliant victory but not
once did ne stub his toe He might
have wrapped out strong declara-
ton for one thing or the other as his
enemies wanted to, but Hoover re-
fused to oblige them; to that possibly
meager extent he succeeded in his
role as the other Hoover.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE
BORN LUCKY

How all ones troubles would abate
How light would be his load
If he could only emulate
The fortunate horned toad
Which, when it wearies, disappears
Within some safe retreat
And there abides for thirty years
| Without bite to eat.
This happy creature has no cause
BY night to walk the floor
Because the wolf, with gaping jaws,
Is waiting at his door.
When famine rears it's horrid head
And lays its hand on men,
He just pretends that he is dead
Till times are good again. }4ets.
For me there is no snug retreat
From common human ills;
daily have to toll to meet
The gas and grocery bills.
And when at night climb the stairs
To get little rest,
I know that I'll forget my cares
For eight short hours, at best.
But such is life! So why complain;
Some bask in Fortunes glance,
While others always must remain
The sport of evil chance.
Let us, who find our fate unkind,
With patience bear our loads
And bravely seek to bear in mind
We can't be all horned toads
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
ALL GUESS WORK In
ROGERS CASE CEASES
AS MAN HANGS TO LIFE

Everyone from hospital orderlies to
the deputy sheriffs who have been
doing monotonous guard duty for a
month have given up speculation on
whether Charles Rogers is going to
die or get well to face trial for
murder for the killing of soldier
out of the Tenth cavalry.
Rogers tried to kill himself in the
county jail while awaiting trial for
the murder. He drank poison. The
poison was strong enough but Rogers
has proved stronger to date and lies
at the county hospital here much
improved at present, after a month
during which he has been moe dead
than alive most of the time.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
THE TEAPOT CEASES IT'S BUBBLING
(Arizona Republican,


Alter an interruption Of properly
tempest in teapot from tumutuous bubbng
ment have been resumed energeticaly
Too much attention
Importance The
sincerely the prohibition
dcredted
What has happened
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

F.. H. Fisher. cashier of the
Bank OF Douglas, left yesterday
for Terrill Texas, to join Mrs
Fisher. They will return TO
Douglas in about a month.
j. B. Murchison and son, Lonnie,
have returned from the vicinity
of the Ell Tigre after disposing OF
their ranch to Rute Scott and
E. j. Coggins.
Late trains arriving in Douglas
last night brought many people
from Mexico who are coming to
this country until affairs are more
settled in their communities.
B. A. Seitz arrived in the city
yesterday from Kansas City on
his way to the Tigre mine. Mr..
Seitz was recently wounded in the
forehead while walking along the
street in Kansas City.
S. A. Gardanier has returned
from the Sonora river country
for a visit with relatives.
A. A. Hopkins has been APP
pointed a member of the city
police force and assumed his
duties yesterday
The smallpox situation in Doug
las is much better, only one new
case being reported yesterday.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

/ WASHINGTON.-H Hoover, a
presidential candidate, is no rabble-
rouser.
Mr.. Hoover, if he is elected preSi-
dent, will win on the basis OF his
record, his ability, his genius for Or
ganization and for inspiring loyalty
among those who work under him.
But not at all by any virtue as an
orator, matinee idol or politician.
There are two Hoovers.
One is Hoover the food admins
traitor, Hoover the secretary of COM
merce, Hoover the executive, Hoover
the organizer, Hoover the engineer,
Hoover the trouble-shooter. This is
, the Hoover who brought relief to
Belgium and transformed the depart
ment of commerce from nothing TO a
vital, effective force; the Hoover who
excited business men of the country
to enthusiasm over his work and in
fused a remarkable spirit of personal
loyalty among every group which ever
worked with him, which is today an
important item of his political
strength.
This Hoover can "go over" in ad-
dressing groups of business men i'll
person, with speeches that are meaty
and to the point. He can also arouse
interest over the radio when speaking
on vital national concerns This first
Hoover shines when there is no de-
lnand for flag-waving, oratorical flour
ishes or histrionics. He can direct
large groups of men efficiently. This
first Hoover, in short, is Hoover on
his own home grounds,
The other Hoover is Hoover as he
appeared before the senate committee
engaged on preparing flood relief
bill
Here was Hoover on the defensive,
Hoover extremely nervous, Hoover Ill
at ease, Hoover under fire, Hoover
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last law-breakers shall be brought to
be obeyed unless we are to witness a
/ which We have passed will be, we
,e by the focusing of the attention of
ll4So 1ooalitu
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
ABE MARTIN

I'd like T. see silver dollars come
back. They are mighty handy t.
slap on tn counter an wake up
clerk. What cOntented people I've
seen looked m ighty easily pleased.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Resurrection

Ancient: Mr.. Brown, 1 believe?
My grandson is working in your
office.
Brown: Oh, yes! He went to your
funeral last week.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Cnde of Honor

He: Betty is good bridge player.
1 can't understand why she did that.
She: Well you led diamonds, and
she never returns a diamond.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Treat EN- Rough

1t is our desire to make you, our
patron, feel at home while guest
of our theater and any diSccurtesy
on the part of any employe will be
greatly appreciated if called to the
attention of the management.-Dallas
theater program. M
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
SAFE PROPHECY

SAFE PROPHECY
/ Now that the teams are at the
training camps, the only sure thing
about the pennant race is that there
will be ticket scandal connected
with it.
Copyright, 1923, Bell Syndicate, Inc)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Mrs. Highneck: Oh, yes, we can
trace our ancestors back to-to-well,
I don't know exactly who. but we've
been descending tor centuries"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
WARMING

If the crooks ever organize into a
party let the politicians look out.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Oy, Oy
Mr.. Levy came home one day and
found his wife in the act OF giving
their son three quarters.
"Mommer, mommer." he cried eX-
citedly you should give it three
quarters to the baby! Such extra
vagance will ruin mel
mo, pepper" said his wife sooth-
ingly. 1T pleases him. I let him
put them in the gas meter. He
thinks it's a bank"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Ike: Has George profession?
Mike. No, 1 understand he works
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

"How do you feel?" asked the
physician who had been called to
attend the seamstress. "Oh, sew, sew,
but 1 seam worse today and have
stitches in my side" The doctor
hemmed and told her she would mend
soon.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Plucked From the Plains
Grin and Rear If


THE up-to-date girl does not cry"
says a critic. No. Look at the price
of face powder!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
ALARMING

If city officials were included New
York'S list of unemployed would really
be serious.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
WhoOns. nnarie

He: Do you think you could care
for a chap like me?
She: Yes, if he wasn't too much
like you.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Mistress: The master was very
happy this morning, Jane. He went
off to the city whiStling.
Jane: Yes, mum, it was my mis-
take-I made his porridge of birdseed
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

ct am quite surprised that your
mother consents to your marriage
with Juan, seeing how much she
diSlikes him.
That is the very reason. She wants
to become his mother-in-law
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Customer: Are those doughnuts
fresh?
Clerk: 1 don't know, madam, I've
only been here a week.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04
Big Barbecue

Arrangements will be made to eat
about 600 working newspapermen.-
Kansas City dispatch in Walla
Walla (Wash0 paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Lady: Horrors! I've never heard
such swearing since the day 1 was
born.
Tough kid: Why, lady, did they
cuss so much when you was born?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Teacher: Surely you know what
the word mirror" means, Tommy.
After you've washed what do you look
at to see ii you face is clean?
Tommy: The towel sir!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1928-03-04

Tourist: Can you cash this check
for me?
Local banker: We haven't got that
much but Ill take you over to the
filling station and introduce you.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-02
MEET BOSTON TEAM
Boys Club Bask kctbalI Quintet to Play Feature Game Of season at Local Gym Monday Night.

The feature game Of the Boys club basketball season will he played
 Monday night when the rcdouhtable
 Hoston Boys club quintet plays here
 in the first encounter of the annual
 home-and- home series between the
 two teams. The Hub five has won
 10 out of 13 games and the locals have taken lS out Of IS. against real opposition in each case, so that tn" foes appear well matched. Both will
 present linc-ups much revised from
 those of last year, as those players
 who have passed their Fist birthday are ruled out by the agreement be- tween the clubs. The Boston repre- = scntatives will arrive here Monday aftrnoon and will spend two days
 here, leaving again on Wednesday. 4 social will be held in their honor Tuesday night.
 The locals will go to Niddletown tomorrow night for the fourth game of their series with the !. NJ. C. A..
 ot that city. The New Britain quin- tet has tWo-to-onc edge in tAc series.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-02
STILL LEADS SCORERS
Billy PrciS>er Still Has COmfortablc Edge at Head of Church League Point Gettcrs.

Although he lost four points of il f'llly Prelsser retained q fairly com tortablo lead in the Inter-cluirch basketball league scoring race dur ing the past week, adding h points to his total and remaining lo points ahead of the onrushng South Con gl glegational church forwards. Billy has q total pojntage Of S3. which includes g field goals and 2 fouls, Clifford Bell, south church man, closed in on him somewhat. while ''"lls mate and captain, Wilton Mercy. pushed into third place right on the heels of his comradc
 Wally Anderson of the Swedish Bethany landed in fourth place while Oscar Erickson of the First LutheranS climbed back into fifth. "Goody" l'r,iss,r failed 10 score and dropped from the ranks of the first tve.' Erickson sank three fouls to bring his total to l5 and take the lead in this department. while he made two personals and went ahead in this ramifcation Of play. his total also being l here The first five scorers:
New Britain herald., 1928-03-02
Detroit and Pittsburgh
 Sharing Third Position

New York, March ? ~)-Detrolt and Pittsburgh. in the National league hockey series. now share third place in the American group standing.
 Detroit at home last night defeat cd the New York Americans 4 to 1. and the Pirates were victors over the Toronto Leafs to 2. The Montreal Maroons won from the Chicago Black Hawks by 6 10
 g on the Montreal rink, thus nov-
 ing 10 second place in front of Ot. tawa in the International rankings by one-point advantage.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-02
PlTTSFIELD HIGH MEETS
 NEW BRITAIN TOMORROW
Visiting Quintet fIas Imposing Rec ord For Season and Is Leading
 Team in Its Section

Another opponent with a good record for the season will be on the schedule of the New Britain Hig school basketball team for tomorro evening at which time the lpitlsti Id High school quintet will be host 10 the Hardware City quintet on . Pittstled floor.
 Pittsfeld is leading every team in its section in victories with 1o in 14 starts. It has a lineup that has haffled some Of the strongest teams in the Bay State. The team will be at its best tomorrow night for it will be out to gain vengeance fol it's unexpected det.;.t in football last fall. The grid team had not been defeated until it met New Britain High in this city. Just when it looked as if the Pittsfield eleven was to have clean slate for the season. New Britain High spoiled the party.
 Pittsfield has a scoring ace in Bruno, right forward. who has counted 13n of his teams 425 points So far this season Pitts1ield has SCOT ed that many to its opponents o5G. A sidelight to the High schools rec ord this year was that it's opponents have scored more points than the Red and Gold team although New Britain has won more games than II lost.
 Six members Of the squad will and will return to their homes i'm mediately after the game tomorrow night. The five regulars. Captain Fred Saunders. Alex Zaleski. Henry Kraszewski. Eddie Sowka and Louis Landino and the first substitute, Ar mold Reckert will go to Pittsfeld.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-02

to warn Tom not to strike Heeney goes back to the body. Heeney raps q left to the ribs. Delaney stands close and rips Tom to the body with left. Tom lands right to the head. Delaney slaps a right to the body. Delaney rips up two uppercuts 10 the body and sends a left 10 the head. He sends left and right to the head and hooks q left to the head. He sends a right 10 the head.
 Round Twelle-lIceney rushes and peppers Jacks body with left and rights. He sends right 10 the body. Delaney sends left and right to tho head. Delaney holds Tom off with an extended left and the crowd laughs. Both are dog tired. Delaney sends right 10 head. Heeney sends q , right to the head Delaney sends a left 10 the body and a right to the breast. Heeney raps left to the ribs. Jack cracks Tom on the jaw with q right. Toms lips bleed H"cney sends left and right 10 body.
 Round Thirtcen-Jack hooks two lFfts 10 the head. He repeats it.. H"ency sends left and right to head
 Jack jahS three lefts into Tom s body. Tom sends left and right 10 | the jaw. He repeats. Jack hooks Tom on the nose and Toms beak is bark i cd. Jack cracks q left to the body. He digs another deep into the ribs. ] Toms nose is bleeding badly along , in" bridge. Jack uppercuts Hcancy with right and left and Tom founders badly. He is holding on at the bell.
 ! Round Fourteen Delaney sends a left to tn" damaged nose. Heenev Hhlrls Delaney around wrestler fashion. Delaney has come back strongly. He rars Heency on the jaw ! with l"'ts and rights. He starts the blood going down Toms nose with a l left. HH"noy hooks q left to the heal.
 Delaney sends q right to the body. Heeney lands left and right 10 the ] body. Jack digs a hard right to the body. Delaney hooks Tom four times to tn" head. with left. Delaney rips lcf, to the head.
 Round Tifteen-Delancy sends q left 10 the body. He tends right and | left 10 the head. He jabs q left 10 the , lace. Heenoy tries leftS and rights at | in" body but Is blocked. Delaney sends let 10 his ribs. Tom sends left 1 10 the head. Heoney sends left to body. Delaney drops q right 10 the jaw. Jack hooks a left to the body.
 Ho sends hard left 10 the ribs. 1 iie'hey sends left and right to tho ribs. Heeney hooks hard left to the body. Jack uppcrcuts to head.
 He"ney lands right to the head. Jack sends left nook to the head Tom lands right to head. He sends left and right to head. Jack hooks q | {, 1T head ,l l,r I,..
New Britain herald., 1928-03-02
H0RNSbY ACCEPTS 3.YEAR CONTRACT
Will Get S40,000 Each Season
 and Bonus of $500

| Boston. Mass. March tP,- News rom the Braves training camp at St, Petersburgh. Fla. that Rogers Hornsby had signed three-year contract al S40, 900 d year with an annual S6"o bonus 10 act as captain Of the tribe, orershadowed all other baseball news here today.
 The contract was voluntarily sub mitted 10 the Rajah by Judge Emil F.. Fuchs, president of tho club, and came as q surprise ;o iornshy whose contract with the New York Giants. which the Braves took over Whon he was traded to Boston, had another year 10 run.
 | Hornsby's New York contract was for S43,oAo q season. He character 'zel Judge Fuchs action as hand some' and said "You may be sur" that I appreciate the consideration shown m", and if I can make it ,l, to tho Boston club, giving it the best that is in me. I certainly will do SO"
 Judge Fuchs has been highly 1 pleased by Hornshy's attitude and the wHy he has taken lis sudden transfer from the New \ Nork team where he had been regarded as a likely successor 10 th" managerial shoes Of John J. McGraw Hornsby reported 10 camp | week earlier than was expected and has been cN- | erting splendid influence on tn, rest of the players.
 Starting today the Braves will work out in scrub teams, Manager Jack Slattery announced.
 Things have moved along so smoothly at the Bradentown camp Of the Red SoX that Manager Bill Car ligan has announced that real basr- ball will start next week by tho SON entertaining the St. Louis Cardinals on "Wednesday. Carrigan figures i" has about nine pitchers ready to ''gnt in there.' Two new arrivals yestrr- day completed the roster. They wer"
 Myer and Ira Flagstcad. Myer who has been in the holdout column. signed Mp right away. He took with apparent good grace his failure To @nt the raise he had sought.