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The Washington times., 1928-03-21
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The Washington times., 1928-03-21
Gangster Convicted
Of Staying Must Die

NEW YORK, March II Thomas
aRed" Moran 21.year-old BROOKLYN !
gangster who was found guilty Of
first-degree murder by jury last
night, following his second trial Tor
the Staying OF Patro1man Edward
p. Burns. was remanded to- ray
nofld, Street Jail today for. sentence
Of death on March 26. -
Moran, who sullenly refused -
answer questions and had not spoken
s. word during the trial. did not
show sign OF emotion when Ine
illrv returned a. verdict after Two
hours elaboration.
The Washington times., 1928-03-21
Two Dentists at Bar
For Alleged Perjury

NEW YORK, March 21.--Justice
Gothic, sitting as a committing
magistrate. heard testimony on the
perjury charges against DR.. Joseph
Effrenoff and DR.. Leon Harris.
They are accused OF giving false
testimony in the suit by Miss
Bertha Chertok, who recently was
awarded $4,000 damages for in
juries to her face due to alleged
dental malpractice by DR.. Effren-
off. At trial OF the suit, DR.. Eff
renoff denied he had extracted, the
teeth and DIR. Harris said he. had
seen no signs Of extraction.
The Washington times., 1928-03-21
KOssuth Commission
Goes On To Pittsburgh

The Hungarian Kossuth Commis-
sion, consisting of 300 members who
have been guests in this city for
the past two days, left today for
Pittsburg, Pa. They also will Visit
Cleveland and Buffalo before return
ing to New York whence they VIII
sail for their home, March 81.
Yesterday they paid a visit 10
Mount Vernon and Arlington Ma
tional Cemetery and were taken on
sightseeing tours of the city. The
commission came to this country
to attend the dedication of a statute
of Louis Kossuth, Hungarian pa
triot, in New York city last week.
The Washington times., 1928-03-21
Increase in Income Tax
Payments is Recorded

A substantial increase OF income
tax payments over last year, instead
OF the shrinkage in the total anti.
cipated by officials. was shown in
Treasury. records yesterday.
Payments tabulated up to the close
of business Saturday amounted to
$215, $50. 900 against 1897 100000 up
to the same date last year. These
payments represent less than the
returns, however, and Secretary Mel
lon declined to accept them as show
ing whether the trend. as compared
with last year, was upward or down
ward. Mellon expects to have suf-
ficient figures to gauge the trend
by Friday and proposes to report to
Chairman Smoot. OF the Senate
Finance Committee, early next
week.
The Washington times., 1928-03-21
Movies of Muslxrat
And Buffalo Due Here

The life habits of the nnuslxrat
and the buffalo. Illustrated by mo.
tioil pictures. win be the subject OF
lectures before the Biological soci.
ETY. oI washington at s p. m. Sat
urday In the Cosmos Club, Madison
Place and III Street Northwest.
The Inuskrat lecture wiz be given
by Frank G.. Ashbrook. Of the Bio
logical Survey. and that on the
buffalo BY Norman. B. McClintock,
Of the University Of Pittsburgh.
The Washington times., 1928-03-21
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMATIcs

The Central High School Ora
matte Association will present Lady
Gregory's THE Dragon" tomorrow,
Friday and Saturday nights in the
school auditorium. Miss Bessie
Whitford. Miss Anne McColm and
Mrs. Julie Gill are directing the
performances.
The Washington times., 1928-03-21
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The Washington times., 1928-03-21
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The Washington times., 1928-03-21
CHURCH BENEFIT DINNER

The Ladies Guild, Of Emanuel
Church, Anacostia, will serve a tur-
KEY. dinner for the benefit Of the
church fund, Monday from 5 to
D. M
The Washington times., 1928-03-21

The hueimeag mems lunch served ut
one 81 the fOwntOwn hotels will please
and can Be- located through tOday's
Times and Herald who's Who" columns.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29
N Q T 10 E

BiaAks for use in making appli- ea3ton for asststancs under the psospectozs Aid Bill. can be had by calIiag at the Nome Nugget onl- co. Any bonaade prospectoY may recetve from the territory a sum not to exeeed 416o.00 for transpor tatiea for himself. supplies cad equipnant for prospecting for min- eral substances, h tho Territory of Alas1n.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29
ALASKA NOTES

The body of Leslie Moore. aged 70. missing from Wrangell since September 18th. was found in the bay recently. The finding of the missing mans hat on the beach led to the belief that he had been drowned. and dragging of the bay had commenced. He was an over seas World War veteran.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29
N o IT c E

New forms complying with the law h reference to liability of own. efs Of miaing claims. are now on sale as tho Nugget Omee. They are printed eu csid board aad arc of oonvenie14 siae for postizg on thl e1Ai.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29
Ellen Marie Marsh. wife of vii.

Ellen Marie Marsh, wife of Will liam G. Marsh. IT,. of Anchorage. died in that city recently after an illness Of several months. Her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Gyl- land. of Aberdeen. Wash... who had been informed of the serious illness of their daughter. were at her bedside when the end came. Mrs. Marsh was 31 years of age and is survived by her husband. parents and three children, two girls and boy. ranging in age from 10 to 3 years.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

Fred Simmons. an oldtimer of Anchorage. died suddenly recently in the railroad shops at that place. where he was employed. Early this year Mr. Simmons made a trip to Rochester, Minnesota. where he underwent an operation. He re- turned to Anchorage several weeks ago apparently in the best of good health. He leaves a widow. resid-
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29
FTETY-FTVE YEARS
 RESIDENT OF ALASKA

Fifty-five years in Alaska Is the record of Dan Greenough. Circle City pioneer who took part in the automobile parade accohding to Major Elliott. president Of the Alaska Road Commission. who re- gently met him while on his trip to the Interior.
 Greenough made his last trip to the States in 1Ss3. 4s years ago. That was before the time of auto mobile and flying machines were purely imaginary affairs of per haps some poets dfeans.
 It Is believed that his 65 years' residence in Aiaska pfooaNay quail ifies him as the making pioneer in the North.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

The total enrolment of the AL aska Agricultural College and School of Mines. according to fig- ures recently compiled by Regis- trar R. ". Chase. Is "A. of which 63 are full time students and 1T are specials. These are exclusive of II enrolled in the Home Econ- omics shoft course which opened . short &inae ago. and In the Min- ing short course. which began Oct ober 2Sth.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

ing in Anchorage. and . son. Andy Simmons, q craneman on the raii- road. Mrs. Anna Cloudy. 2 daugh- ter Of Mrs. Simmons. also resides
 with the family. with her children.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

DAWSON Turner Townsend. local florist. sent 8 large aseort- ment of hothouse nowers to his friends at Mayo on the Tfeadwell- Yukon plane recently.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

Albert c. Craig, q we'll knoWn pioneer of the North. and . resi- dent of Anchorage for some years died In that city recently as the result of heart attack. Mir. Craig was . member of all the branches of Masonry. q member of the East ern Star. Past Grand of the An- chorage Lodge of Odd Fellows, . charter member of the Anchorage Lodge of Pioneers of Alaska and a member of the Anchorage Lodge of Elks
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

Heart trouble caused the death recently of Victor Nelson, at the Government Hospital at Anchorage. The deceased was an oldtimer of the North. was 64 years of ago and had been in the employ of the Government Railroad for number of years. His relatives. if any. are unknown.
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

SENDING FLOWERS BY
 AIR LINE IN NORTH
The Nome nugget., 1928-12-29

suBscRrBE FOR ruE NuGoNs
Evening star., 1928-04-25
THIS AND THAT
BY CHARLES +. TRACEWELL.

But the modernist hath said in his
heart that there is no mobilary furni-
ture 1t must all be built in. He con-
codes loose cushions and loose books
and a multitude. of free and movable
decorative objects. but the rest of the
room stays put. His furniture Is static
The sofa is built into the wall and be-
comes banquette. as the French say.
His desk is part of the woodwork. His
chairs are related to his shelves and
cupboardS.
LAS we recall It, this also was the
artistic purpose of those who in our
childhood blew the trumpets for the
craftsman era, that movement which
was to save the world from the dismal
stodginess of traditional Victorian
taStel"
Modernism is n healthy expression,
whether in books, music, architecture,
furniture or what not.
IT shows that the human mind, far
from being held in leash by tradition
is ready now. as of old, to WreStle with
the weight of the years and to come up
smiling.
A modernist is one who believes in
the fashioned, whatever 1t may be
The grea. difficulty Is to prevent ones
troverSieS.
Do you involuntarily snort" when
confronted by some of this modern
istic" porch furniture with huge designs
an 1t?
If you do, know that you are taking
sides" for the old against the new; for
this is the very latest thing" and. it
may be, something that is going to last
Then, again. 1t may not.
On the other hand If each startling
new trick you see tnvelgles you so that
you begin TO Sneer at the old family
Iierlooms. know positively that you are
taking sides" for the new as against
the old
The trouble with all sorts OF mod
ernism" as we see 1t, is that 1t Is So
all-fired modern!
The casual observer. the ultimate
consumer. the man in the street" or
what you will. has no way of Judging.
He cannot even be sure Of his likes
and dislikes in the matter.
These things are too new" he tells
himself. Il will wait a while before I
pass judgment"
The curious enthusiasm with which
some people welcome new things would
be pathetic If 1t were not interesting.
After alI, WflaL is new tOCay VIII De
old tomorrow. and there is no new
thing under the sun, as the preacher
said so long ago.
Too often the "ultra-modern" Is
merely the different
:. Yet all these expressions point to the
great JOY of life. The urge TO live, TO
express, runs merrily in their veins
Maybe a critic might think IL runs
away with them upon occasion.
Behind all the strangeness. the new
application OF ancient figures. the pail
pitating desire to turn out something
to strike 'em cold" the fair observer
sees that great urge of mankind:
The desire TO experiment
without this spur to achievement the
world Of human beings still would be
living in endless night
The only reason the intelligent ants
are not masters of the world is because
they have no modernists among them.
However one may praise their indus
try. he will have to admit that the ants
are terribly backward and old-fashioned
They haven't advanced an inch in
10000 years. Their hills are not mod
ernistic."
Evening star., 1928-04-25
WASHINGTON OBSERVATIONS
BY FREDERIC EnLIAM VILE.

They have made an impression on Capt.
tol Hill. which habitually sits UP and
takes notice when experts speak Both
the Secretary and Mrs. Hoover were
active in arranging for the engineers
Washington conclave. Mrs. Hoover is
in charge Of entertainment for woman
attendants at the meeting and will pre-
side at the dinner TO be given in their
honor tomorrow evening. One OF the
program numbers OF special interest to
the visiting engineers is Repairs TO the
White House Roof" a paper by Col.
Ulysses S. Grant. Sd director OF pub
lie buildings and parks at Washington.
Col Grant once disclosed that the
White House roof was first discovered
10 be IN need of repair when his grand
father was President 56 years ago, but
Uncle Sam only got around TO it last
year.
The Harvard Club of Washington has
Just been entertaining a remarkable
Harvard man"-Georges Doriot, a
young Frenchman. who came 10 this
country two years ago to study auto
mobile manufacturing methods and re-
mained 10 become assistant dean of the
School of Business Administration at
Cambridge. This is what happened.
When his industrial studies in the Mid
die West we're completed. NJ Doriot was
asked To give a lecture on his impress
sions at Harvard The students liked
II so much that he was prevailed upon
20 give two more addresses. They made
such a hit that the Frenchman was
asked 10 accept the assistant dean
ship lie did, and Is now on active serv-
ice in that capacity He learned Eng
lish while In this country. and can now
even talk campus slang. when neces-
sary.
y
Representative Meyer Jacobstein.
Democrat, of Rochester, NJ. Y. con-
fesses an admiration for AL Smith.
Somebody asked the brilliant economist
congressman the other day what there
is about the governor that makes
friends for him everywhere Hes got
political 1t, was Jacobstein's cXplana-
ton.
copyright. fo"8.l
Evening star., 1928-04-25
Sport Verifcation.

Mercedes Gleitz. the persistent Lon.
don typist-swimmer does not intend 10
be- done out of the credit for her latest
accomplishment in the water. When
she swan the English Channel last Oc~
tober on her eighth attempt. the ANA
refused ~ take cognizance because the
feat was not certified by newspaper men
or officials of any swimming club Eng
ish officials. al that time, had just fin-
isbed with the strange case Of a Lon.
don woman doctor Who confessed that
she had faxed the Channel swim, al
though she mad received prize for ae~
c0npIisbing H. This incident doubtless
MADE the officials slightly skepticsi of
gnyefihed water fesls Miss Gieitz,
however had iust swpm the Straits of
Gibraltar. and this time there is 10 be
no question about its authenticity She
ie now on her way ~ london with af-
fdayits testifying 10 the fact, and one
u them was given ny the Governor II
I9Fifa
- IL unfortunate that IL Is necessary
'1f sportsman " sDgrLsWDnau ~ So
iicit ceftifnation ~ outstanding ath-
letie accomplishments, but this IL a
skepticsl world. snd IT hos been fooled
TOO often 70 maintain even "a semi
glliiibie attitude Looking back over the
years this attitude Ii eaAy ~ under
stand Df C00k aHd bis North POLE
claims vas one Of the outstanding sen
satiene If the day. white more Feeeplly
ilietIt Jean csiIi1o with hts faxed sltir
tade feeord for ailpisue, aud the Lon
Evening star., 1928-04-25

body jerked with surprise. How had he
guessed itP oh, well, what of 1t: he'd
probably never tell. and, II he did, It
would be too late. so they admitted the
soft impeachment. Nothing was said
for another half-mile. Finally their
driver-host said casually: We'll. did
exactly that same thing at your age. and
pulled 1t off, too never went back,
Now I'm a garagv mechanic and ! guess
I'm one for life. kinder wish hadn't
done it and had stayed and gotten me
an education"
A long pause. Four bright enough
yomg brains turning over rapidly. Then,
after iudiciouS interval. Want !
should turn around. drive you boys back
to where you come from?" Each lad
looked seriously at each OF the other
three. The leader said. Yes, thank
you very much. If it isn't too much
trouble" and all the others aSsented,
mo trouble, no trouble at all. glad TO
do it," cheerfully responded the Deus
ex Machina, and Immediately suited ac-
ton to word.
That nameleSS garage mechanic was
a good psychologist and he did worthy
deed for this is a true story. Late for
supper, but saved from a worse thing
by the ready Wit and good sense of a
plain man who has never ceased ac-
lively resretting the lost great oppor-
tunity of his own youth, the foursome
today are all back at their classes. with
happy and useful years of schools and
priceless college courses stretching ahead
If them. That Chey were impressed and
impressed deeply, by the few but well
chosen words of their chance acqualnt-
ance was evidenced by their action. In
the phraseology OF slang, he said a
mouthful." He put 1t over" better than
fathers with their eXhortations or mas
terS with their disciplinary measures. II
Is TO be hoped that these boys got their
name. for, as their lives
progress, they Will be more and mere
grateful to him.
Evening star., 1928-04-25
Sure, I'll Take tt"

In all the romance and the drama
of aviation, which during the past year
has furnished so many great episodes,
there is nothing more thrilling than the
fight Of Lindbergh yesterday from New
York to Quebec Floyd Bennett, one Of
the best known Of American aviators,
lay i'll at the latter city, having con-
tracted pneumonia through exposure in
an effort to relieve the marooned trans
atlantic flyers in Labrador. 1t was
deemed necessary to send a special
serum for his treatment from New
York. Time was precious. 1t would
have taken about thirty-six hours to
carry it by train. What more natural
than TO send it by air2 And who was
the man to take it but Lindbergh, who
happened TO be on the spot at the
moment? When 1t was proposed to him
to carry the serum TO Bennett, Lind
bergh replied, Sure, I'll take it Let's
go!" and in a few minutes he was off,
winging his way to Quebec. Weather
conditions were unpropitious. and II
was first thought that he would go 10
Montreal and go from there TO Quebec
by rail A special train was made
ready for him. But once started. Lind
bergh few straight to the mark. Through
fog and snow and wind. yeritable
storm, he winged his unerring way--a
true Lindbergh flight. He reached there
in less than four hours. Rushed from
the landing field to the hospital in a
motor car. he went to the bedside of his
suffering aviator friend and delivered
the serum to the physician In charge.
Bennett thanked him in feeble voice
for his service. "Oh. that's all right"
said Lindbergh. mo trouble at ALL
enjoyed the ride"
There is something uncanny abou.
this young man-something that passes
comprehension. He is veritable bird
in his sense Of orientation. His accu-
racy in reaching goal is extraordinary.
HIS competence in handling plane is
unsurpassed In this case the safe-
course would have been TO land at
Montreal. But Quebec was where the Ill
man lay and Quebec was where Lind
bergh brought his plane 10 earth. He
enjoyed the ride"
The fact that the serum sent for
Benefits treatment was unfortunately
not Of the precise kind required In the
particular type Of pneumonia from
which he was suffering detracts in no
degree from the splendor Of this per-
formance. Lindbergh was handed a
packet which had 20 be got 10 Bennet:
in the shortest possible time He got IL
there. Just as, ne has performed every
other duty that has been assigned 20
him. without hesitation or delay or nn-
certainty. There are perhaps many
other men who would do these things
in the same way. but the fact stand
that I4indbergh does them without ques-
ton or failure, and that is why he Is
today the most conspicuous and the
most admired man in the world.
Evening star., 1928-04-25
UNITED STATES
IN WORLD WAR
Ten Years Ago To-day

American soldiers wounded In the
present drive are arriving In Parts. One
lot Of 1873 arrive from units which are
fighting side by side with the French
and British. British recover
Vllefs- Bretonneux and capture 100 TO
300 prisoners after hours OF terrific
fighting A brilliant counter attack OF
the Australians. who were sent forward
In the darkness without preliminary
artillery preparation won the battle
British and French lose ground
In the lyA salient before terrific wave
attacks ot Germans aiming TO capture
Mont KENNEL and other high points
on the Messines Ridge German
troops. in their concentrated attacks be-
tween the Somme and AVre, where
American troops are cooperating with
the French, have captured iIangard
The enemy infantry seem To be using
extended order formation % lessen
Losses and are carrying portable ma
chine guns on their shoulders,
British admiralty learns that recent
daring raid has completely blocked the
harbor OF Ieehrllgge and German Sub.
marines must now use Ostendr
ltaoul lnfherV, American ace, brings
down his eighteenth German plane.