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New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Women, mildly disposed to"afu ,c,ne through the rigors of weight reduction, yield ready interest when n. talk is about reducing weight to be more beautiful, and they VIII ro through convolutions and con- tortton. in order to attain that eho' That. at least, is what one gathers from the trend Of the beauty-feouc- ion articles appearing in the Herald
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Mayor Weld informed Chairman ": H. Judd last August that he would not run again under any cir- .uncstances 1t now is disclosed. The weather was very hot at that tune ana getting to the city hall and back WAS even hotter. That may not De an oAacial reason for the mayor oe- termination, but 1t is a pretty goou one.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Those WhoSbend Much Time
 Out-ofDoorsi

Constant exposure to sun, wind and dust tends to chap and eoarse1 deli-; cate skin. A simple way to 'oun.e.-; act such effects is to give yd,r sk'n daily care with pine tar soap. Phy.l ssians have recommended Packer:
 Tar Soap for $ years for the sare ot
 a sensitive skin. Its pine tar s anti septic, stimulating; its glycerine soot,-; ing. At all drug and department Aoses.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

try over that the seasonal coach on salary to win his games very short ly finds himself pitted in the public ey, against rival ceaehes. and the game itself becomes duel between coaches and coaching systems rath- CT than q sport beween student teams
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

The favorable report on the poulder Dam, to cost Sl-5,ooo,oVV' has been made. Favorable acloh pS the entire Congress will take about five years.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Men are like animals. The small- CT creatures are full of terror un- less they're in herd of their kind.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
CONTROLLING THE JARIIE T.
 COMMISSION

When the flexible tariff was de vised optin1ists predicted that at last the tariff would be "out of politics. The nessinists were called holehe vists, nuisances and common trouble makers.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
N'eJl.ANalyZr6

Norris: Love me and the world is mine" Beth: 'lr that were true l could very well love you.
 Marion c. Taller.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Jpterr,,ptin. the Speaker!

Robson: Then Lindbergh was thrown into a trance-'
 Allen: Hold on. Now ! know you're lying. Nobody could excite Lindy. He was never in a trance"
 Robson: T said Lindbergh was in
 Allen: Never"
 Robson: "Always!"
 Allen: What kind of trance?"
 Robson: shut up, and III tell vou; trans-continenttal flight. . trans-A,lantic flight, and finally . trans Panama flight to the Latin republics. They kept him in . trans-this-t s-that-oT-the-ot other hlght all the time."
 Adele Trueman
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

', .eems that the only part Of the country having q genuine Ne" Eng land blizzard this year is northern Michigan.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
u.,,,e, Andit Bureau of Circulation

z |, national organization -ni., furnishes newspapers and adNe' ,,.s,s with strictly honest anaIyss C. c,rruIa.,on Cur circulation statistics are sased upon ,hl. audit This lnSares pro. pro tsc,,ou axa,ns, fraud in newspapet o.s, .,thu,lon nSures to both national anu local advsrt!sera
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

News six months late got on the first page yesterday; The marines were ordered to clean up" Nicara- plfa
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

You cant expect much reform In q land where hatred of those who rob the public is seven parts envy.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

rh. Herald n on sale daily in New Work a, He.aNng's Newsstand. n aou.-e. schultss Sewsstsnds. Gn''anN. Cyand Central. 4.nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Bolshevists parade in Moscow al % below zero. In climate like that, you've just got 10 be hot under the collar about something,
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Don't explain. The village clerk knows the cigarettes are for your husband; the metropolitan clerk doesn't care.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

A spelling bee isn't like political bee. You must know now 10 sPei' words, not how to spill them.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Rus and truck smashurs are De- ginning to read Ike o'a -i''7i''''' railroad wrecks.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Turn about is fair play. In this age of luxury, invention IS the mother of necessities.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Noah parked his Ark on top of Mt. Ararat, proving that CD you can begin st the top if CD you have il pull.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

The only profitable advertising nneolui.. ct.v Circulation books and press roor, a,ways open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
a, the Associateo Pres

-,, rba Associated Press is exeinsNey eH titled to the use for re-pnoi'Ation e..s,,aa in this paper and also local nsxs published therein.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
lIa likes to Hit It.

He Likes to Hit It, They keep me working like .
 horse" Says Sleepy Tom. "all day" He's like a horse Because. of course, Hes longing for the Hay! B. J. Linbart
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
T believe the grant Of author fly may be promptly and dis crcetly exercised

Meaning, of course, that the flexible tariff provision authorizing the President to increase or decrease import duties as much as 50 per cent would be exercised "promp'ly and dIscreetly."
 Resignation of Commissioner Ed ward r Costigan. his exit being ac- -onnautcd by numerous charge that indicate the Tariff Commission has beet n loaded with commissioners who are more bound by the desig mated policy of those who appointed them rather than being guided by that cool and unbiased reflection that should be q characteristic of men with judicial responsibilities { alurhasilos once more that the tariff k still in politics.
 I.ot us return to President Hard ing. who signed the Fordney- Me. Cumber law with such oratorica Gourishcs. His first action was 'f anpoint Thomas o. Marvin. 0 Maesa chusetts, the present char man; President Coolidge followed h' appointing Edgar F. Brossard o 1.tah. and sherman J. Lowell. Thes three form trinmtirate wh CostiEan charges have "wreokod the commission by deciding counte 10 facts and making 'oke of 'h evidence generally
 The Tariff Commission "ss or
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Amer!canism; Kicking about the income tax: feeling resentful If an- other man kicks louder about paylng more.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Waldo; When l was in Chicago recently my car broke down and I yelled al a dozen passing cars trying
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Tn addition to tubers. Maine also raises vague reports.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

to ret them to stop"
 Manning: And they wouldn't" woldo: 'No. But they threw me II watches. four diamond rings and 3s76.45 in cash. Bruno Newman Copyright, 1923. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Everybody uses Herald Classified Ads from time to time.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

There are just two classes: Those who delight in slogans and catch phrases, and those who think.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Still. parents aren't always q nuisance, There must be somebody to change the dance records ana wind the machine.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Sa eginc in tho Middle!

George Terrell leans upon his desk And rubs his sleepy bean; He eats too much If makes him Fat And that's what makes him lean!
 M. J. Matbes
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

The strait and narrow way ls unique in one particular. Thc\de- tours offer easier going.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Copyright 1928. Publishers,
 Syndicate.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

He Takes a Chance. Fred Morton is a sporting pup, On whom good people frown: At betting games
 The boy bobs up And that's what keeps him down! Mother R.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
T%@1 S5EA?6
 Aluo11 DlRaC
Send all communtcattoas to Fun
 shop Editor, care of the New
 Britain Herald. and your lettef wtu be forwarded to New Yosk.

And That's Why We All Ltko tho
 Irish, Folks; Tomorrow we'll don the green socks and green tie To honor St. PatIlck-pe9o3fa here's why: Though from Erin he drove all the snakes double quick, The Blarney stones there yet and still does the trick!
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Yet an automobile is just as un- safe as an airplane if fool drlVer is at the controls.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Laboratory Animal!

Laboratory Animal! Koch: What do you want with a wire-haired fox terrler?
 Richards: "I am going to test various shaving creams on him."
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Promise of profit caused the old timer to hold up the stage. The same incentive would cause produc- CTS to uplift it now.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Facts qndFancies

A genuine wet is one who ha rather be tight than president.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

If George couldn't tell lie when he saw one. no wonder WidoN hooked him.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
TELEPHONE CALLS

x.tar<d at tho Post Onice at New Brit ain n Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Thought He Was . Bandit:

Great Oaths From Little Ache -orns Grovi
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Hurrah. Dazzy Vance says a game of golf takes off F pounds. so no" vou'll know where the wife Is II she isn't at home.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Taxi drivers too hard boiled? 1m- q zine q sweet disposition trying 70 collect from a drunk V ho has decld- cd not to pay.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Correct this sentence: Inc truck" said he. 'moVed over promptly when I sounded my horn
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
New Britain Herald
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
nsALp puBLIsHlNo COMPANY

:. lssusd Daily Sunday EIcepted)
 At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Mike, the Milkman on St. patrick'S Day

Yts tomorrow 'tiS tn SlVinteentL. iv Mar-rch an Dive just f1attened tn fur on me hoigh silk toile wio me sons jar iv Shtaydown. 'Tts tn Dig Parade we're preparin' f'E.
 Me daughter Maggie took tn ould woman down to wan iv thim cheery- opodists 10 have her cor-rns fixed. so that she kin shtand on the soide- walk an watch th' b'ys go by.
 Shure on Saint Patrick's Eve tv'ry Oirish- man takes off his shoes an puts court plash'er on his fate so that he kin walk firm without showin' his age. But it's to Saint Patrick we should be taAin of our hats an not our shoes.
 IL was Saint Patrick who drove tn garter-snakes out iv Oirland. Tn shnakes are gone but tn sarters are shtill wid us.
 1 Me daughter Maggie will watch us mar-rch, too Oi amt seen me daughters face since she became l' age. Iv'ry noiEht Oi come home from tn Oil Yard she's got her face I in what she calls mud-pack. An she pays fir th' mud, too. Yet he' mother, bless her. an Mrs. Clancy i drat her. can lean over tn back flnce an throw enough mud to cover i th'face iv the Earth! An it don'' cost her anything but her repata' ] ton. An me wolfe an three childer al wear their hair bobbed an shawn .h' backs ivy their necks Oi knoV
 Oi'll be late f'r tn par-rade Waitin
 "r me tur-rn to git hold iv tn safet.
 razor.
 Oo'll he In the parade. though
 an if ye see 3 big pair iv halloo,
 britches, which Oi borrowed fr'n
 me lad at college f'r tn occasion
 yell know that somewhere inside i
 them is me,
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Joseph, most celebrated Of favor tte sons, was sold into Egypt. The modern practice IS to trade then for jobs at home.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

T do not know how many ot you arc in accord with me about it." President Harding said when he signed the Fordney- McCumber bill on September q, 1922. but if we succeed, as I hope we will, in making et- fective the elastic provisions ot this bill. it will be the greatest contribution toward progress in tariff making in century"
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

$500 . Year. as.o0 Three NonthA
 7Sc. . Month.
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Burness Cfnce .... s-a Editorial Rooms .... s-e
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16
Hometown Boys Nal nia

Hometown Boys
 Not Long Jack Buckley always drops hi! work Right at the whistles blast: At quitting time He's always first And that's why he won't last! -C. L. Edsol
New Britain herald., 1928-03-16

Later, in his annual message 10 Congress, President Harding added these words:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-03
FRED STONE IS
HURT IN PLANE

New London, Conn.,. Aug. 3.-(R-
Fred Stone, comedian, is in . hos
pital here suffering from . badly
crushed right leg and injuries to his
face and head received when . Trav-
clair biplane which he was flying
solo, crashed near the Groton air.
port when its engine went dead.
Stone had been in the air 10
minutes and was returning to the
flying field when the motor stopped.
The plane went into . nose dive.
Stone was flying low at the time and
was unable TO right the plane and It
continued on down buryine it, nose
in the ground. Stone was pinned in
the wreckage until persons living IN
the vicinity and who had seen the
fall reached the spot and helped him
to extricate himself.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-03
HOOVER WORKS
ON NOMINATION
STADIUM TALK
Prohibition and Farm Relief
Win Have Prominent Para.
graphs
RECEIVES PARTY HEADS
Iowa Publisher Says Farmers
Win Not Trust Destiny
10 Tammany


Stanford University, CAL, Aug. 8.
R-Behind the thick oaken door
which shuts off the study in his
hillside home here Herbert Hoover
devoted today to putting the finish
ing touches to the most momentous
address Of his career, that accepting
the Republican nomination for prcsi-
dent.
In this address. to be delivered in
the Stanford stadium one week from
tomorrow. he will present his views
on the two now most discussed is
sues Of the campaign, prohibition
and farm relief.
As important ~ Hocver's pro-
nouncements may be upon these
subjects, astute political obscr, ers
will study his address for something
more. for those things which will
reflect his personality and disclose
to the nation his philosophy Of gov
ernment.
Some assert they will loom even
larger in the public mind than the
treatment Of the subjects which
have lashed the political seas
through several campaigns.
The address has been shaped and
reshaped. and now 10 taking the fl
nal form by way Of alterations in
the printed copy run off as the NOM
inee was putting affairs political
behind him for his journey through
the land Of redwoodS and fish
streams that stretches far to the
northward Of this university. Coat
off, his huge oaken desk cleared Of
all except the print Of tho speech.
the nominee went over the document
paragraph by paragraph, eliminat-
ing here, changing there. and in
some instances rewriting whole lines.
Before getting down to his work
after his arrival home yesterday
Hoover conferred with two party
leaders, Dante Pierce Of Des Moines,
Iowa, publisher Of farm weeklies,
and Nathan William MacC Chesney Of
Chicago, who has been charged with
the duty Of perfecting state and
county organizations in all states
west Of Ohio, under the direction
Of James w. Good of Iowa, western
manager in the Republican campaign
organization.
Pierce declined to state specifically
the matters he had taken up with
the candidate. but he discussed at
some length the visits made to Gov
ernor Alfred E. Smith. Democratic
presidential candidate. by George N.
Peek Of Moline, ILL.,. chairman of
the corn belt committee of twenty
two. Pierce declared that the farm
ers Of the middle west never would
trust their destinies to "Tammany
Hail." and said that Peek is. and
always has been, . Democrat.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-03
BISMARCK GIRL
SAVES LIFE OF
DROWNING BOY
Irenemary irvine Narrowly Es'
capes Death in Minnesota
Lake
Bismarck has q heroine.

0ISU6ICA mas 4 UCI OlIJCs
She is Irenemary Irvine, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Albert H. Irvine,
2l7 Eighth street.
Miss Irvine saved q boy from
drowning in White Bear lake, near
st. Paul, last Sunday.
Freddie Deyo. Z, was unafraid Of
water. It's lure prompted him to
"snitch" the family rowboat from
the dock. He padded out into deep
water. The lake looked inviting, 50
Freddie jumped in.
It wasn't like jumping off his
fathers dock though. There wasn't
anything to stand on. So Freddie
screamed before the water closed
over his head second time.
Miss Irvine was swimming a few
rods away. Although the boy was
almost as big as she is, for Miss
Irvine stands less than five feet and
weighs less than 100 pounds, she
courageously swan to his aid.
Grasping the drowning lads
clothes, the Bismarck girl started
for the shore almost q quarter 4
mile away. Twice girl and boy sank
as the cold water and the struggle
sapped their strength. Rescue boats
arrived as both thought death was
near.
Perhaps you have seen q wee bit
Of femininity behind the fountain in
Finney's Drug store. That is, you
have seen her, If you looked over the
marble counter, for the fountain is
as high as she is. The blue eyes and
Pollyanna that greet you are Miss
Irvine's.
She is expected back from her va
cation Sunday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-03
SHIP LOCATES.
BRITISH 1900
MILES AT SEA
Captain Frank Courtney and
Companions Picked Up by
Minnewaska
HAD DRIFTED 100 MILES
After Hours Of Silence, Crafts
Radio Allays Fear Flyers
Were Lost

New York, Aug. 3.-OF-Rescued
in mid-Atlantic, Captain Frank 7.
Courtney. British aviator. and three
companions today were proceeding
to New York aboard the British
liner Minnewcska.
They were forced down while At
tempting q flight from Horta.
Azores. to Newfoundland. They had
proceeded approximately 600 miles
on their flight. With their short
wave radio apparatus they sent out
SOS calls which sent several ships
rushing to their assistance. The
Minnewaska won the race Of mercy
and took the flyers aboard.
Rescued Captain Courtney and
crew from plane. All is well," Cap
tain Claret Of the Minnewaska wire
lessed to the Radio Marine corpora
tion late yesterday afternoon, when
fears were beginning to be felt that
the plane had sunk and the flyers
were lost.
The Minnewaska is due to dock At
New York Monday morning.
For nearly ten hours Courtney and
his three companions. E. d. Hosmer.
Montreal banker and hacker Of the
flight, E. w. Gilmour. radio operator,
and Fred Pierce, mechanic, had been
drifting helplessly in a strong cur
rent.
When they landed on the water
and sent out their SOS calls they
gave their opsition as l2 north lati-
tude, IL west longitude. The Mime
waska found them, however, almost
hundred miles from their original
position and approximately 1900
miles from New York.
It was shortly after 6 o'clock yes
terday morning that the first mes
sage came telling of the flyers
plight. "Need immediate help. but
in no immediate danger" it said.
The President Hayes was the first
to reach the latitude and longitude
Captain Courtney had given. and
when she reported no sign Of the
flyers, fears arose. The silence Of
their radio. not heard for hours,
added to the fears. Then came the
message giving the planes new po-
sltlon, and q short time later word
from the Minnewaska that she had
sighted the flying boat, named the
Whale.
A suggestion Of the hazards they
had faced was contained in 4 brief
message to Mrs. Courtney in Lon
don. Had to come down owing to
fire. Nothing to worry about" !"
radioed the British airman. There
was never q hint in his message Of
the ten hours Of tossing on the ocean
waves which followed the descent
until they were rescued.
The plane, on which Courtney had
concentrated months of endeavor in
the hope Of realizing his ambition to
fly the Atlantic westward, was aban-
doned to the seas which had claimed
it. This information was relayed by
the steamer Cedric.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-08-03
Hail Damages Burlei9h
and Morton Grain Crop
Apple Creek Township Reports
so to 100 Per Cent
Losses
Complete Destruction Reported
Between Fort Clark and
Stanton

Damage to crops from hail which
fell in the Bismarck district shortly
after 5 p. m. yesterday, though
heavy on certain farms south and
east Of the city, is judged to be
light by County Auditor A. c. Isa-
minger today.
Fewer farmers than expected re-
ported losses at the auditors office
this morning, though it is still early
for damage reports, 1saminger said
Farmers in Apple Greek township
reported from so to 100 per cent
losses in grain, though crops on
neighboring farms were not touched
by the storm.
Rain during the "a hour period
ending at q. m. today in Bismarck
totaled IL inches, Orris w. Roberts,
U. S. meteorologist, said today.
Streets Are Canals
Torrential rains fell in the city be-
tween 5 and $50 p. m. yesterday
filling streets over the curbs and
carrying wooden doors, planks, and
broken branches into the downtown
districts. Workmen rushed about
the city removing CRATES from the
storm sewers to allow the water to
run into water mains quicker. Traf-
fic was practically at = standstill
while the hail fell.
Damage to glass and gardens in
the city was not great, the hail being
small and falling only at intervals
From reports received this morn
ing it appears that the hail territory
was confined to the central part Of
Morton and the southern part Of
Burleigh counties.
Losses Of grain ranging from 10
to so per cent in the territory west
and southwest Of Mandan were re-
ported this morning. The storm,
which broke about 3 o'clock in the
afternoon. ,howered the streets and
fields with hail, and rain fell for an
hour after the hail storm had passed.
Most Damage East
No rainfall was received in the
territory nine miles southwest of
here. Most of the damage reported
was from the territory east Of the
missouri FIveT.
Reports Of complete losses to
fields between Fort Clark and Stan
ton from the hail storm Tuesday
night were being received here to-
day. A score Of farmers in that
territory reported fields had been
completely destroyed during the
storm.
Members Of Happy Felsch's
Plentywood baseball team, who were
to play Bismarck here last night,
were stranded by the rain in Wash
burn. The team leaves for Sioux
City, H., today Tor . series Of
games. The game with Bismarck
has been postponed indefinitely,
Captain Eddie Tobin said this morn
ing.
Heavy rainfall conferred in central
North Dakota yesterday afternoon
and last night, with Bismarck re-
ceiving the most precipitation. Pre-
cipitation here continued intermit-
tantly until about midnight.
Three other points received light
showers. They were Devils Lake
10; Dunn Center ~: Lisbon 10;
Napoleon so: and Williston .0l.