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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24

aviatrix found q large crowd await
ing her-a crowd that held up the
reception committees plans for 20
minutes while police strove to clear
a path for her to the automobile
that was to convey her about the
city.
Despite the comparatively early
hour. thousands damned the side
walks to get a glimpse of the young
woman. Wilmer Stultz. the pilot of
the monoplane Friendship in the
transatlantic flight. and Lou Gordon.
the mechanic. Other thousands gath
cred about the city county building
where the f1iers were officially re-
ceived and introduced to the throng.
Miss Earhart and her companions
We're here for only 40 minutes before
they boarded a train for the east,
the young woman climbing into the
locomotive cab just before the train
left at 1925 daylight time for WASH
ing ton and New York.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24

The fisher, most closely related 10
the marten, is exclusively American:
il was never common species, says
Nature Magazine, and the effect OF
settlement and unrestricted trapping
has been its virtual extinction.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24
RADIO HEARINGS GO ON
Commission Hears Three Engineers
Testify That It's Necessary to
Eliminate Stations From Air,

Washington, July "a up - The
federal radio commission yesterday
heard three of it's engineers testify
to the need for eliminating the 49,
stations ordered to cease broadcast
ing on August list, because of the
limited number of programs the
ether will stand
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24
Itching Torture
Use Zemo, Healing Liquid

There is one safe dependable
treatment for the itching torture OF
Eczema. The first application of
Zemo usually stops itching and gives
relief. 1t will help rid the skin of
Pimples. Rashes. Blotches. Blem-
ishes and similar annoying skin ir-
ritations.
You will be surprised how quickly
skin troubles will react to this clean,
antiseptic. soothing liquid. Easy to
apply at any time. 35c, SOC and 81.
I! q: mo no.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24

If mice are nuisance in the
house, sprinkle cayenne pepper near
the holes.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24

S:1o-Gloria Casale. arias.
s:25-Elementary italian lessons.
7:31-Police alarms: scores.
7:3S-Air college.
7:50-William Heacock. barytone.
s-Concert band.
Observation-Disclosures and Citizen
ship" Fred A. Suter.
1o:ll-Police alarms: weather.
e1O-WEAF-as2
b-Clover trio: Tore and Biviano.
5:3O-Jolly Bill and Jane.
6-Dinner music.
6:55-Baseball scores.
Voters service. Foreign POLL
cy."
7:30--sketch.
S-Musical miniatures.
s.30-Singers.
0--Music.
lo-Music.
l0:3O-Correct time.
1o.2o-Van Steeden's orchestra.
:30-Jack Albins orchestra.
6OO-WJZ-a54
THE Tea Timers.
5:so-Reports; stock market; H.
nancial summary: cotton prlces'
agricultural reports.
5:4s-Ivy Scott soprano.
5:55-Summary OF programs.
G-Hal Kemp's orchestra.
G:.5-scores: program summary.
s:30-Burn's Miners.
Correct time.
~dnxtnp for the blind,
7:3o-John E. Hewitt Ihe COM
mander-in- Chief Overruled.
S-Sextet.
s:3o-Concert.
1o:2o-Correct time.
1o:2o-Dance music.
11:2o-slumber music.
71O-WOR-427
radio study period.
s.15-Jacques Jacobs ensemble.
s:45-scores: Kedden and Norman
7:lo-Enginite Boys.
7.3o-Leyitow's dance orchestra.
s-Chimes; Main street sketches.
s:4b-The In-Betweeners.
9-Concert.
1o-show Boat.
11-Time; news Dulle'ihS'
11:05-Franko's orchestra.
78o-WHN-3s5
s-Jevish Congregation OF Amerl-
ca.
s.30-Journal period.
--Francis Freeman, contraNo, pl-
anist.
7.ao-Win Oaklands Terrace.
s-Harry Silverstein, saxophone.
a.,,-Chick Farmer. songs.
a.3O-Theater orchestra.
1o-News.
1o.1o-Hanley and Kennedy, songs
1o.30-Poems by \. /. u.
1o:45-Thomas Wilson, tenor
1l-Porto Rico trio.
slO-WMCA-370
5an-Aunty's chat: studio program
s-Columb ia Park concert
.3n-Villipeque's Right quintet
q-Musical Bankers hour.
lo-Carl Fique, pianist.
N 3n-Joe Ward S"anee.
1l-"McAlpineers' Dance oi01's'
ira.
1o-savov Dance orchestra
s1O-WLWL-3.0
s-Castleton observation-disclosures.
s.10-Sarah Hall, soprano
c.45-Rav,nond Maher, celilst.
--Paulist League hour.
7.o5-Hall concert singers.
7.3o-Talk, Joseph Menendez'
7;45-Opera favorites.
82O-WRNY-328
Wilton String enseInple'
7;l5-John Thomas, tenor
"Snatches of Science.
7.45-Edith Maier. Lisa Raeehe
duets
3-Hour of music.
IN. Speaks and Derringer' oue's
a.2o-I. ella White. soprano
o.3o-"short Wave Era" II. Germs
back.
e.45-OrChestra.
fo:30-Ralph Leigh. tenor.
10:45-Sam Hednan, pianist.
1l-Artists' Assembly.
SOO-WGBS-34S
5-Keden on the Keys.
5:l5-Ukulele Scotty and Brandt.
.30-"Side lights of New York"
5:i0-Eose karasik. operettas.
5:55-News: Jolly Jester"
s:l5-Music; finance talk.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1928-07-24
TUESDAY
Eastern Daylight Saving Time
NEW ENGLAND STATIONS

SsO-WTIC, Hartford-SS5
6:20-Summary of program anc
news.
6:c5-Sportograms.
3O-Dinner music.
6.55-Baseball scores.
Voters Service.
7:30-Sketches.
S-Orchestra.
S:30-Singers.
9-Dance orchestra.
a:3o-Music.
10-Music.
10:30-Correct time.
30-Organ recital.
ll-News and weather.
113O-WICC, Bridgeport-2O0
6-Merchants music period.
Studio program.
7:45-Baseball scores.
7:30-Question Box.
s-Verdi String ensemble.
s:30-The Melody Girls.
sc. Hughes, vocalist.
9:15-Quartet.
9:5O-Baseball scores.
10-The Nagabond orchestra.
11-Correct time.
oOO-WBZ, Sprtngfield-333
6-Weather reports
6:01-Orchestra.
6:30-Correct time.
6:3l-Orchestra
S:b5-Baseball scores.
Torch estra.
s-singing and orchestra.
S:30-The Red Men.
s-Philharmonic concert.
10-Dance orchestra.
lo:1S-Baseball scores.
10:20-Dusk in Dixie.
11-Correct time.
S1O-WNAC-WBIS, Bostall-404
5-Ted and His Gang.
6-Juvenile smilers.
s:3o-Dinner Dance.
News.
7:ll-"Amos m Andy"
7:3o-Orsan recital.
s-Vocal and instrumental music.
s:30-Emerald Gems.
9-Music.
lo-The Show Boat.
11-News.
1l:l5-Dance orchestra
NEW YORK CITY
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Thanksgiving Suggestions

WALNUTS-These those fine Diamond Brand California
Walnuts-fresh 1923 crop nuts. b 39c
ALMONDS-Fancy thin shell Nonparei Brand-noder raely
PECANS-Thin sheled fancy them with your
dessert the Thanksgiving dinner. b 49c
MINCEMEAT-You choice Of Old Homestead bulk) at 19c
pound Woods Old Time in twopound tins, for SEC
NUTMEATS-for your salads after dinner, peanuts jars
1Oc and 25c pecan halves 32c sheed Almonds h. 8Sc;
CIDER-Mos clarified apple cider .....qt &c; gal 79c
RIPE OLVES-A delicacy many will wish to add their
CORN ON THE COB-A addition line of fancy
canned goods. No. tin 39c; No. tin 45c
PUMPKIN-For those Thanksgiving pies-your choice of
Sentinel Chief at 1Oc Van Camps at. .1zc
PEEL-Orange lemon peel or, &c; h. 29c
CTTRON-Fancy glazed ctron II lb, 1Oc; lb. 35c
PLUM PUDDlNG-The famously good Richardson Robbins
PICKLED PEACHES-Large No. 21z tins of these fine Del
Monte picked peaches, each .......3 35c; for $lOO
CURRANTS-Woodlyn brand of choice cleaned
Package ISc
DATES-Your Choice of Camel brand pkg 17c Van Dy
p1tted dates. Pkg ZUe
FGS-Eghtounce package figs 10c layer figs . Zoe
MARALADE-G1en Rosa, jar 3Oc Old English. jar 33c.
Try tasty marmaade with your Thanksgiving breakfast
MUSHROOMS-Many of you will want mushrooms and there
are none inner than acobs tins z9c, 39c and 49c
, 1928-12-22
(Contjnu2d from gosterduy'8 AUjS.)

The meth DIS of detecting tuberculosis
in cows are by Il tu5erculin test and
physical examination of the cow. When
a cow has q cough is losing flesh without
apparent cause, or has enlarged glands
or a protracted intestinal disturbance
tuberculosis should be suspected The
recovery o. the tubercIe bacillus from the
milk or the eXcretions of the cow, and
the subsequent injection Of the germs
into a guinea pig, who in turn contracts
the disease after an i@nterVa! of five or
six weeks Is proof positive Jhat the sus
pected cow has tuberculosis.
tuberculosis is saiu to be unknown
among the cattle Of ST. Cr0ix. Else
where tuberculosis is common among cat
tie 1t is a routine practice in The best
dairies in the United States aId in Eu.
rope 10 apply the tuberculin test to the
entire herd every six months. aud 10 re.
move all animals that react positively to
The test. The COWS in ST.. CrolX have an
abund lnce Of fresh air and sunshine. and
it is possible that tuDeTcu.in lest Wi!
bear cut the general impression thal cat
e tuberculosis does not exist on thus
island
MIX is difficult food TO produce and
distribute to the consumer with safety.
II is practically the only animal r.ood that
can be uStG without teil2 cooked, and IC
IS subject to MANY possibilities OF cunIa-
m nation during its production and hand
ling. Eighty per cent Of infant deaths
, 1928-12-22
LOCAL

The annual Christmas gifts sent by
Junior members of the American Red
Cross of America were distributed among
the pupils of the public schools yestsr-
cay.
The schools in St. Croix are now
closed for the Christmas holidays.
The second part of DR.. Nc Mullins
interesting article on health appears to
day.
In the report on Diseases Dangerous
, 1928-12-22

10 ensure prompt dispatch OF the mails
and expedite handling Of same over the
Christmas holidays. the following tenn
porary schedule will be observed between
Frederiksted and Christiansted, and
Christiansted and St. Thomas on Deem
Der oath;
Leave Christiansted for Frederiksted
at 900 a. M. and 2.30 p. m.
Leave Frederiksted for Christiansted
at Loo o. m. and 4 Oh p. m.
Leave Christiansted for st. Thomas at
90 p. m.
The mails for Porto Rico and the Stat
es as we'll as that for st. Thomas will go
forward on the U.S.S "Grebe" sailing
from Christi8nsted at 3 90 pm. Monday
December oath. The yacht ''IOwind-
ward" proceeds to St. Thomas also that
day and will carry all mail in the post
office at 1870 noon. MaiIerS are asked
to note the change of time and cooperate
10 mailing eaqly. Parcel post and regis
tered mail should be presented at least
one hour before the mails close. The
post office will be open through The noon
hour on December Oath.
There will be a football game on HoI-
ger Danske Ground 1T $50 1 Om0rrow
afternoon between the Sports" and
the "Blupbir DIS. All lovers Of the game
are invited.
, 1928-12-22

To Public Health, published yesterday,
we note that there was no disease Of
interest to report in the morth Of
November in St. Croix.
There will be a boxing exhiL in in
the Christiansted Theatre tonign Low
ers of the art Of boxing are pro nised a
lively time.
The stores are now decorated for
Christmas, and a grand display Of TOYS
and other goods can be seen everywhere.
The stores of John Alexander ar prepar-
ed to serve the pub ic with evCry hing Of
high quality in their line fer Oh istmas.
Frederiksted and C"hr;stianstsi Thea
tres will entertain their patrons "l,n two
excellent dramas tomorrow ri.ht
The Indians again. The Drums Of the
Desert" another first class drama will
, 1928-12-22
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DrHpatthtuD 5rtrrtarg.

THE Despatching Secretary ex-
tends his best wishes to the peo-
= pie of Saint Croix for \ !aprrr
UIrrtstntaa aim Il Gappy ann %%iraaprr-
nltH Arm Bpur.
, 1928-12-22
II Q I'D A Y
G F T S

Our stock of Christmas Gifts are SO
full Of SO many good things that you
can find exactly the gift you want.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-19

jumper, scarlet tie and knitted
she said, and Vas almost ready to
make the return journey by air.
Before starting for the boat that
was to take her to the Friend ship
she stepped Tor a moment into the
hotel drawing room and looked out
on the well-kept lawn.
Feels IiIatcl
4 can't help feeling elaled, She
exclaimed. throwing back her curly
head, Il suppose the flight did re-
quire pluck and courage. but all the
credit is due TO Bill tStultz) and
Slim tGordon). They're the mos,
wonderful filters in the world.
Really. | hardly know what 10
say OF my impressions as ! lay on
tLc floor OF the Friendships fuse
lage, | tried 10 jot them down. but
words seemed such poor things &c
express what was sursins through
my brain. There was not what
would cali any physical thrill; rath.
IT. il was a mental eNhilaration tina
was oNerpoWerlng.
AS the hours went by the feeling
grad ually entered my mind that VIC
were going to cover that illiluita bic
stretch OF water which tumbled be-
meath us, All | could make out was
that little electric light Illuminating
the instruments, The thought came
TO nv: I wonder if any OF the great
liners have seen that faint light
Was Not Afraid
"Nlthout any Boosting, ] think
could say that at no time during the
Journey did l seem in the slightest
degree afraid. l felt cold and I'M.
Comforta bic, and would climb into
the cockpit and get a little warmth
New Britain herald., 1928-06-19
Central School Faculty
Wins on Diamond, 26-5

The faculty nine of the Central
Junior High school defeated the
teachers baseball team OF the Senior
High school yesterday afternoon at
Willow Brook park 10y the score of
e6-5. The game. which was a hec-
tic one, Was featured by the smuggling
OF the Central men. Gritzmacher
getting a circuit clout. Nixon pitch
Cd for the High school while Sala
pitched for the Central team. One
OF the unexpected highlights of the
game WAS the continuous string of
errors by Coach George NJ. Cassidy
of the Franklin Square group who
struck out once, played first base
and field, This was probably the
last game OF the season for the Cen
trail Junior High school.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-19
NO DAMPEN|NG OF
english ARD0R
Crowd Braves Rain to See U. s.
Girl Filler

BURY Port, Wales. June 19 P-
Despite a heavy rain groups of Vii
layers stood about the hotel here
early this morning bent on catch
ing glimpse of an American Wom-
an and her two companions.
The plane Friendship in which
Miss Amelia Earhart, WILDER Stultz
ard Louis Gordon few from New
foundland. lay in the harbor sur
rounded by q guard to keep Off the
curious Il WAS refuelcd and ready
Tor flight 10 southampton, where
the first honors viii be paid the
American adventure rs.
Thici, Mist
Clouds hung over he district and
there vas a thick mist.
Many OF the townspeople gather
ed with the dawn. although there
seemed to he little prospect that The
fiars would be astir that early after
their trying transatlantic "trip.
Soon after S o'clock, however, the
crew OF the Friendship appeared
dressed in flying clothes for the trip
10 SUutllduI plOll.
An Imperial Always machine lay
near the Friendship ready 10 guide
the American plane on the remains
der of its interrupted journey
As the fliers entered a roWboat ia
go out 10 the Friendship, some one
threw bunch Of carnations into
Miss Earharl's lap. She caught them
up TO her face and exclaimed:
oh. How sweet
The party climbed into the ca bin
Of the plane a few minutes later
and they were ready TO start The
rain. however, came sweeping down
in torrents and it was decided to
wait awhile.
slept Like Child
Miss EarhaTt slept like a child in
the picturesque Ashburham hotel
which overlooks the famous golf
links of that name, and has the
mountains for a background. She
was awakened by the singing of the
birds whose thrilling notes floated
in through the open window.
How lovely your country is, she
said TO Miss Alice Jones, the pro-
prietress Of the hotel, when she
took Miss Earhart's breakfast up to
her.
THE stiffness and silence" She
continued, bring back again the al
most awesome feeling which came
to me as hour after hour We pushed
forward through thick clouds and
fog It vas as If We We're the only
persons in the whole wide world
ITO think" she laughed, that
IS hours ago | was in America. and
now I'm in Wales"
Eyes Light Up
Her eyes lightened as a breakfast
tray burdened with bacon and eggs
was set before her, and her lips
parted in a broad smile.
Well" she exclaimed, Its jolly
good 10 feel that | have an appetite
that can do justice TO such a meal y
Miss rarhart made good her word
and ate the bacon and eggs and a
plate of toast and marmalade
When she appeared after break
fast she was wearing her flying
breeches, leggins, a faWncolored
New Britain herald., 1928-06-19
MOTOR VEHICLE REPORT

The state commissioner of motor
vehicles notified the local police TO-
day of the suspension of the opera
tors licenses of Aaron Z. Vim OF
l19 Dwight street and Hans i.
Christopher of 164 Seton Drive. also
the return of the licenses of Antony
I.ugli of 22S Clark street. Joseph
Probuls of 40 Woodland street, and
Joseph Liss Of Oakland avenue.
New Britain herald., 1928-06-19

Then ! would go back into the
fuselage and on the floor endeavor-
ing to write in my diary
New Britain herald., 1928-06-19

Indigo takes its name from India.
Mirabeau was a great orator IN
the cause of the French ReNolu-
ton.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-08-11
ALEUT|AN SAILS FUR ALASKA WITH
 155 ON BOARD
FIFTY FIVE ROUND TRIPPERs ON ALASKA STEAMSHIP co.
 LINER; FEW SEWARD

SEATTLE, Aug. II. (P)-The S $. Aleutian, of the A. s. s. Co.,, sall- ed at g o'clock this morning carrying 155 passengers The Seward listing was o. Wright, Mrs, c. A. Wilson and two sons, MT. and Mrs. M. Last MT. and Mrs. J. J. Doyle, Mir. and Mrs Wm. Sherman, MT. and Mrs. ,. H. Dowk, John Lasti, MT. and Mrs. E. c. Slagle, Miss Alibie Haines, Rev Father A. c. Willebranc, Mrs. A. Johnson and daughter, Mrs. D. T. Holdermers and son, MT. and Mrs. w. c. Grant, Wm. c. Steinmetz, Mrs. c. Balhiser, daughter and son, MT. and Mrs, D. M. Quinlan and daughter, Evelyn Haverson, Argesta Omnah, Harry Pitka, Mary Hewitt.
 There were also three steerage and 55 round -trippers
Seward daily gateway., 1928-08-11
OFFICIALS AFTER TROUT

Because of the boisterous winds on Resurrection Bay today, the pro- posed silver salmon foray by Walter w. Head, Omaha banker and rail- road man and Frank w. Robinson, vice president and traffic manager of the Union Pacific system, was changed today on short notice. They are out at Bear lake, angling for Dolly Vardens, meaning of course, the fine trout that can be caught in this vicinity. They and several other members of small party are
 the guest of Capt H. Anderson, commander of the s s. Alaska, slated to be in this port until to morrow.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-08-11
SMITH RETURNS ID
 NEW YORK PHI PARES ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
EXPECTED TO LISTEN IN LAST NIGHT TO HooVER'S AD-
 DRESS OVER RADIO

ALBANY, Aug. Il. (P)-At an hour when he ordinarily would still have been asleep Governor Al Smith came back to Albany from Chicago and was confronted with the task of whipping his acceptance speech into final form.
 The Democratic Presidential nomi- nee went from the train to the Exc cutive mansion where he planned, during the day and over the week end to apply himself to that job. The 'Governhr was also 4expedled, With members of his family to listen to the address of Hoover over the radio.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-08-11
KETCHIKkN MAN Is
 SERIOUSLY INJURED

BOTHEL, Wash, August II, (P-- Ray Keeney, Ketchikan businessman was seriously injured when he was struck by an automobile after he had just rescued his daughter Irene, age 4, who was uninjured Keeney's in juries are diagnosed as critical.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-08-11

Al meat anu nothing else in the Frye -Bruhn Meat Market.
Seward daily gateway., 1928-08-11

EASTMAN CINE KoDAKs S10 AND UP. SchaIIerer's Alaska Shop
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-11-12
SUPPORT THE RED CROSS.

The roll call for the American Red Cross began in Juneau today. There ought to be complete and whole-hearted cooperation in the drive. The Red Gross is one organization to which everyone ought to belong-and there are no citizenship or residential qualifications in the premises.
 The good work this organ laton is doing right along is well known that anything that might be said in its favor could not fail to be trite. We have many examples every year of the situations it mees nat could not be met by any other organization that it has won the profound respect and admiration oi everyone. Just now it is relieving distress that would mean ruin and increased deaths in Florida, Porto Rico and other West Indian sections. Last year it was the Mississippi flood regions the Los Angeles dam disaster and many other hings that caused every body to place reliance in the Red Cross. short time ago it was Douglas and Treadwell. No one knows where it may be next
 Let everyone support the Red Cross to the best of his ability. All of ought at least to be members of the organization.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-11-12
Real Names in Novels.
(New York World.)


 Many of us vii view with a great deal of uneasiness the suit which has been filed against Edna Ferber in the amount of S25. 900 by a who bears the of the char acters in Show Boat" He makes effort to prove that the character in the book was intend ed a portrait of himself, but merely sets forth that he bears the characters and that he has been subjected to great deal of annoyance as a result. And should he recover, obviously we should face situation similar to that which obtained in Engltnd years ago, and perhaps still does to extent. Persons who found names the same their in words of fiction were allowed to collect in court and thus auth ors who were quite innocent of any intention to cast aspersions particular persons either had to settle defend a suit The result was that English authors had to provide their char acters, in order to be safe, with preposterous and implausible names, to the great detriment of the artistic value of their work
 Is the person whose name happens to coin eide with the of a character in book much harmed thereby? One doubts Certainly there is no more whitening portrait in Ameri- can fiction than the portrait of George F. Bab- bitt by Sinclair Lewis. And it happens there was a real George F. Rabbit, a distinguished newspaper man. who lived in Boston and only recently died. Yet so far knods, MT Rabbit never took any action against Mr Lewis and the coincidence never cost him any part lof his reputation. The grievance of person in these circumstances, suspects is largely imaginary
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-11-12

4 flapper's idea of hot dress is one in which she nearly freezes 10 death.
 About the hardest thing to keep in the house these days is the family.
 Another thing a married man often keenly regrets is that friend |wife didn't let the guests help wash up the dishes after the company dinner when they offered to.
 A girl wants her stockings just as thin as she can get them, but you can bet she doesn't want what she puts into them that thin.
 Contentment is what enables a man who has a 1923 model flivyy to look at the ads of the new 1929 model straight eights without be- ginning to figure up just how much he could gel on a trade in.
 Another law that is badly need ed is one that would make it a crime. punishable by fines and i'm. prisonment, for a man who has dandrnff to wear dark clothes.
 The man who has large family used to have trouble feeding them, but now the man. the large mem- Der of whose family has hanker- ing to be smaller, has a hard time getting anything to eat himself.