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Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23
WISE OR OTHERWISE

(As found by The Pathf1nder)
There will be a lot of automobile
accidents that won't happen this
year because of the reckless drivers
who got killed last year.
zee
Specialist assure you, madame,
my course will make an entirely diff
ferent woman out of you.
Clients Husband-That settles it.
Take it, Margaret-never mind the
cost.
Jason-Is George extravagant
Ray-No, he lives within his cred
itOrs' means.
He-Do you really think there is
danger in kissing?
She-Wait till 1 go to the stairs
and listen if papa is asleep or not.
sSs
so your wife has completely lost
her appetizer"
YES, she doesn't even want to eat
the things the doctor forbids her."
He-Seems to me women would
rather have beauty than brains.
She-Of course. Most men are
stupid but few are blind.
go @sh8
Did your grandfather live to a
green old age?"
81 should say so! He was swindled
three times after he was TO-"
He-But, darling, don't you want
to marry man who is economical?
She-Oh, I suppose so, but it's
awful being engaged to one.
my husband is a lingerie sales
man."
"How do you keep him interest
ed?"
Prof.-Why don't you answer me?
Fresh-I did, Professor. I shook
my head.
Prof.-But you don't expect me to
hear it rattle away up here, do
you?
Her Father-DO you think you can
support my daughter in the way she /
las been brought up?
Her Suitor-All except her smOk-
ng and gambling at bridge and /
she's promised to stop both.
AL Falfa-Say, Tim, your wife's i
roice is wonderfully improved lately.
notice it when she calls the COWS.
What about it?
Timothy Hay-I dunno. Guess she
must have been smokin' some of
hem cigarettes on the sly.
Asker-I see you won that $1,000
,rize for the best essay on Fleisch-
nann's yeast. How did you do it?
Teller-It was easy. ate barrel
# yeast every day and simply had
o rise to the occasion.
A member of parliament declared f.
hat Great Britain lost two billion
ollars a year through vermin. And
hat does not include the cost of
eeping up the big bugs.
%&%
It used to be that young mans
was to make a place for
imself. Now it is to find a place
)r his auto.
Henry and Edsel have made a lady s
ut of Lizzy. It remains to be seen ,
neither General and Mrs. Motors !
an make a sheik out of Chivvy. 7
Some people see a significance in v
le fact that Hughes rimes with l
loose. h
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23
IN MEMoRIAM

In loving remembrance of our dear
mother, Harriet A. Galloway, who de-
parted this life, March 20, 1927:
A loving mother, kind and true;
No one on earth we find like you.
Upright and faithful in all her ways
A loving mother to the end of her days.
Sadly missed by Her Children. 1tp
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23
SNAP SHOTS

One expert says that Lindbergh's
success is due to luck but its our
idea that little Lindbergh's pluck
would be worth a whole carload of
horse-shoes.
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Cow, fresh last fall, and
tubercular tested. C. e. Abbott, Ellen
dale, Del. 1tp
FOR SALE-Very old rosewood spin
ct desk, also walnut Winthrop desk; old
fashioned settee, chestnut table, one
piece top 81" 72". A. Chapel, near
Lewes. m23-2tp
FOR SALE-1927 Chevrolet sedan;
1926 Chevrolet coupe; 1924 Chevrolet
coupe; 1924 Chevrolet coach; 1924 Chew
rolet touring; 1925 Chevrolet touring;
1924 Star sedan; 3 used Ford trucks
These cars have good Duco, good rub
Der, and in splendid condition. These
cars will be sold with a down payment.
and balance financed for your conven-
ience through G. M. A. c. 6. p. Carey,
Milford, Del. m23-2t
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

1t won't be long now until the
most important man in the country
will be the delegate to his national
convention. The next important man
of course will be the alternate.
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

II you can't be a sun be a star.
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

After all. its a good thing the DEM
ocrats and Republicans don't agree
on everything. If they did agree
what fun would there be in the cam
paign?
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

There is one man who has no use
for anyone of the "chews-not" type
and that's Wrigley the gum king.
The Pathfinder.
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

Henry and Edsel have made lady
out of Lizzy. It remains to be seen
whether General and Mrs. Motors
can make a sheik out of Chivvy.
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

WANTED-We have positions open
for two good men, with car, to sell and
collect. Real paying contract with bon
us advanced. Apply to Singer Sewing
Machine Company, Milford, Del m9-4tp
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

Handbook of Standards for
Beans" is Uncle Sans latest book.
Here is a chance for those who don't
know beans.-The Pathfinder.
Milford chronicle., 1928-03-23

Some people see a significance in
the fact that Hughes rimes with
choose.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
Editorial Comment
A Peoples Nation

Americans own some 500, 900 ,0OO, 900 worth
OF stocks and bonds. In addition they possess
several billion dollars in government securities
The ownership of this wealth is spread GU,
among several million people, This is the
story told by 0. A. Mather, financial editor Of
The Tribune
1t means that in its own way America is
adopting what might be called system of cap
italistic communism. The ownership of wealth
spreading into more and more homes, and 1t
is not wealth in gold eagles hidden in a sock
It is working wealth, invested in the nations
business. While the money power still tends
to focus itself in the hands of few, capital no
longer means the money baron of undertaking.
days. It means, more and more,
the American people. Peoples ownership Of
natural resources, business, and industry is
growing.
The American wants his wealth managed by
private hands. He has had experience with
government management and is familiar with
its failure. He trusts the man who has risen
to the top in private life more than the man
who has climbed the political ladder-at least
in the sound handling of finance. So America
has communism without state control.
And he has it without confiscation and with
out compulsion. He owns because he wants to,
and nothing but the usual hazard of investment
can take his wealth from him. He owns in &C.
cordance with his ability and his judgment and
not by any divine right of equality. He works
to promote the common prosperity, not through
any desire to help an intangible thing like the
state, but to help himself and his family. The
old distinction between capital and labor is fad
ing. The modern laborer is often capitalist
even though small one; and it has been dis
covered that capitalist usually works, and
for the welfare of others besides himself.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
Decisions of
Supreme Court
From McHenry Count,

From McHenry. County
/ Lambert Miller, Plaintiff and Re.
spondent,
VS..
A. Kraft and Sebastian Kraft, De.
PENDANTS.
A. Kraft, Defendant and Appellant,
Syllabus:
!. A verdict Of jury cannot be
sustained when the testimony, cir.
cumstances, probabilities and physi.
cal facts prove that the testimony
Of the plaintiff is inherently wrong,
2. The head Of family may pur-
chase car for the general use Of
the members of his family. but il he
denies such use to any member Of
the family, he is not liable if such
member surreptitiously takes the
car and negligently Injuries another.
3. When person W Without the ex-
ercise OF any care or caution stands
with his head and shoulders in q
closed car standing upon a public
highway on a dark night without
lights, and while thus standing with
his head and shoulders in the car
and legs and feet extending into the
street he is struck and injured by a
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06

overlook the fact that these matters are pretty
well governed BY definite law. Usually it is
better to let the pink say his speech without
protest, and then hold him responsible for
what he says under the law as it exists.
After all, sound citizenship must be ex-
posed now and then to more or less silly ex-
travagances Of ideas. For the most part peo-
pie recognize buncombe when they hear or resd
it. It evaporates when it strikes the air. and
the citizen, half amused and half Indifferent.
pauses for only a fraction of q minute, and goes
about his own affairs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
Sane Use Of Resources

The United States, with the largest per cap
1ta lumber consumption of all industrial ma.
tions, consumes annually more than third OF
all the wood used in the world. It consumes
each year more lumber than it grows, the
deficit being drawn from virgin timber, which
is reduced annually 21s per cent
The problem of conservation narrows down
20 one OF lnaugurating sustained yield prac-
lice, which presupposes proper reforestatiOn by
landowners. There seems to be growing real
1zatlon OF the fact among timber operators.
the lumber production of the entire redwood
region in California has been under such prac-
tice. In Oregon and Washington forestry work
Is going forward, and the New York state con-
servation department is issuing millions Of
young trees annually for reforestation of pri-
vately owned lands.
The surface has hardly been scratched, how
ever, Tor lumbermen are still cutting into vir-
gin timber at great rate, and in most cases
making no attempt at replacement
Tlmberlands are similar to farm lands-they
may be cut over, replanted either artificialy
or naturally, and cropped when the growth
rlpens. Too frequently. however, this system
Is not followed. Utilization Of forest resources
differs from use of other natural resources, in
that when forests are drawn upon they may
pc replaced. Mined minerals and fuels can
not be restored to the earth.
This government is showing the way when
It sells billions Of board feet Of timber for pa
per-making and other purposes on the condi-
ton that for every tree cut one will be planted
This is fair to all. It is obviously just as un-
lair to this generation to deprive it Of timber
that posterity may have an ample supply as it
- for this generation to waste it so posterity
must do without.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
SAINE!! an. and SINNER

Faith took the three bottles 81
poison out Of her handbag and
ranged them in a straight line be.
fore her on the writing table. To-
dine. Veronal. Bichloride Of mer-
curry. The fact that she had a
choice Of three agencies of suicide
gave her a curious, sharp thrill Of
satisfaction. She wondered if other
suicides provided themselves so
adequately with the means Of
death. Cherry would laugh at her
if she knew, make some laughter
rippled. gliding comment: "Good
old Faith! Efficient to the last"
But. oh, that wasn't fair to Cherry.
There was no use being bitter
when you faced death. Cherry was
selfish and wilful and irresponsi-
Bile, but not hard-hearted. It was
Bob who had been insisting that
she "give herself to love-" Faith,
sitting very still, her eyes black
and enormous in the chalky white
ness Of her face, felt the agony
which she had held at bay swoop-
ing down upon her. It seemed to
her that it was q tangible, visible
thing. something as horrible as an
octopus, with every vicious, writh-
ing tentacle reaching for her flesh.
With low, gasping moan she
laid her head on the slanting top
Of the writing table, knocking over
her precious bottles without know
ing that she did so.
She knew now that this thing
that had been lying in wait for her
was determined that she should re-
alize her tragedy to its uttermost
before she could be free to find
peace in death. It would not be
cheated. Very well! She would
face the truth, or rather, feel the
truth in every tortured nerve. Bob
loved Cherry. and Cherry loved
Bob! So simple! Hadn't she
known, deep in her heart, ever
since she had married Bob? Had
she ever been quite free Of doubt
and jealousy?
Her heart argued desperately:
But he said he loved me! He
said he was cured Of his infatua-
ton for Cherry. He despised Cher
~ because she could not be true
to any man. He only tolerated her
because she was my sister,"
That outside voice jeered at her:
HE lost his respect for her, but |
she was in his blood. He wanted
her all the time. He has been in |
torment because she was in his |
home, taboo because she was his |
wife's sister. And now he doesn't
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06

Among farm operators in this country there
Is very little absentee landordism. More than
nine-tenths of the rented farms are owned by
landlords who live in the immediate neighbor-
hood, and only five per cent are owned by land
lords who live outside the state in which the
farms are located.
1t is significant and gratifying fact that
more than four-fifths of farm owners obtained
their land by purchase, only a small percent
age having received all their property by gift
or inheritance. What better proof of the
thrift of the American farmer?
A study of the farm tenancy situation
brings out the fact that large numbers of men
climb the ladder from day labor to tenancy, to
ownership. About three-fourths of the farm.
ers under 25 years Of age are tenants, whereas
only one-fourth of the farmers of IS and over
do not own their farms. Almost one-half of
all tenants worked for wages before operating
rented farms.
Personal ownership by those who work the
ground Is highly desirable situation. Farm
ing, more and more, is coming to be scientific.
profession. Farmers who pay rent to the
landlord are not particularly interested in
building up the property, nor do they obtain
the full return for their labor. The farm own
er, on the other hand, is tied to the SOIL His
property represents his capital, and only by i'm
proving the land itself is he able to increase
his capital. He is in business for himself.
Naturally he will work harder than his tenant
neighb0r, whose only concern after he has OBJ
tanned q living from the land is to clear enough
additional to pay the rent.
Farm ownership is the basic foundation upon
which the American agricultural structure is
built.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
Like Son, Like Mother
(MinneapOliS Tribunel

obviously there is more than one member of
the Lindbergh family imbued with the spirit
OF sportsmanship, and endowed with that type
Of physical courage that is shot through with
common sense. The mother of the young flyer
IS accommodating record of her own that finely
supplements that of the aviator envoy.
Mrs. Lindbergh readily, and with perfectly
serene nerves, accepted the invitation of high
officials Of Mexico to come to the capital of
that country and share in the acclaim given her
son. She made the journey by arplane as a
passenger. There were times when q timld
soul might have regretted entering on this
aerial adventure. but not Mrs. Lindbergh. She
was game" at every juncture of the long trip.
She was composed at the getaway, composed
at every landing, composed when the upper air
was not propltlouS, composed when she de-
scended at the Mexican capital, composed in
the greetings that were given her, composed
when the plane lifted for the start of the home
flight, and composed through storm and snow
and stress as the northward going proceeded
or was interrupted.
Not frightened but "thrilled"-that was the
reaction Of Mrs. Lindbergh as told in her own
words. Forced landing in drasticaly in
clement weather was "all in the days flying"
She was at the call Of the pilot ready to resume
the journey whenever he was. She might have
been more comfortable and safer on train in
the later laps, but riding on train would have
sse1 01AU WHY QCIpcLT6Lc an an
ti-climax when there was no real need Of do
ing SO?
It was suspected long ago that Colonel Lind
bergh inherited some Of his outstanding quail.
ties from his mother The surmise has now
become common conviction. Colonel Lind
bergh is wonderfully adept as = flyer, and he |
has confidence in himself, gained by unusual
experience, but he is not foolhardy. He does
not press his ability Is flyer beyond what he |
believes may be an extra-ha@aTdous danger
point: When he thinks it is plainly imprudent
g take chances. he does not take them, and
that i one Of the characteristics that have ex-
alted him = an aviator il the judgment Of the
onlooking world. q this respect Mrs. Lind.
oereh = Ike him. With al her composure she
doee not believe in flying ia the foce Of death
4 It h1d been her considered judament or
hat Of the pilot, that the last lap should be
ravsrsed BY train, she would have chosen the
rain. Il = something Of an art in human con
met to hold this sort Of poise when the plauditsI
4 the popo!ace are ringing, when the spectac-
lar Is 50 alluring.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06

care if she is taboo. He loves her
too much, wants her too much, to
care about anything but her. You
heard him pleading with her not
to be coward, to give herself to
love-"
Il know. ! know!" Faith moaned.
That homeless voice took up its
taunt: That's not why you want
to die! You're going to kill your.
self so that they will be sorry.
You know they can't go away to.
gether if you commit suicide. You
know that's the sure way to keen
them from marrying and being
happy. Don't fool yourself, FAITH
She sprang to her feet then. her
hands clamped to her horror
stricken face. Quite mad for the
moment she shrieked her answer
70 the voice that seemed so real to
her: "That's lie, a lie! I'm do
ing it because ] can't bear to live
without Bob!" Then the red mists
Of madness lifted for an instant
and in a slow, amazed voice she
whispered: BUTTS true. I did
not know it, but it's true"
NEXT: Suicide an accident?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
THE SCIENCE OF KINESI.
THERApY

This is really an old name for an
old science which is simply the
science Of curing disease by muscu.
lar movements. Hippocrates, often
called the Father of Medicine
named this science as an important
branch Of the physicians practice,
yet few physicians give much
thought to the movement" cure.
When one thinks Of physical cul-
ture, the usual picture in the mind
is one Of an athlete with bullying
muscles, engaged in feat Of
strength. Outside Of the few pro.
fessional strong men" such as
weight lifters, all athletes realize
that even for purposes of acquiring
athletic supremacy in any branch
OF athletics, large muscles arc not
the most important asset. No mat
ter what sport the athlete elects to
secure perfection in, the most impor.
tant development must be along the
line of the development Of physical
endurance. For the one seeking
health this is also true.
Bullying muscles are Of little use
without the developed stamina for
continued effort Longevity depends
upon the acquisition Of this endur-
ance.
AS in the matter of mental devel-
opment, physical strength and en-.
ourance increase in proportion to the
obstacles imposed upon it. The train
ing OF the voluntary muscles for
continued effort transmits increased
strength and stamina to the invol.
untary muscles of the vital organs.
Ihese vital organs, forced to supply
the large muscles Of the body with
an added steady supply of blood and
nerve impulses, increase in function
because OF the demands made upon
the whole organism.
II the seeker after health will
study the methods Of training used
oy athletes he will observe that no
matter for what branch of sport the
athlete is training, a large amount
OF time and effort is given to train
ing the muscles for long continued
endurance. This has been found to
be best accomplished by taking ex.
ercises that arc repeated many
times rather than those recurring a
few movements with great strain Of i
muscles. Probably the kind of ex- |
ercisc found the most practical for |!
this purpose is what is called "road |
work" This consists of running or
walking increased distances each !
DAY. The wrestler or boxer. the
nigh jumper or shot-putter, and even |
the classical dancer, finds this form /
OF exercise the best and, indeed, the
one indispensable method needed to
acquire the stamina for long con-
tinued effort.
Too great emphasis cannot be
placed upon the necessity of devel-
oplng strong abdominal and back
Those exercises need be
taken which will enlarge the mus
cles OF the torso. A strong spinal
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06

The New Year is here. What will it bring :
Signs to indicate something of what 1928 will
be like are plentiful and they are mixed.
The fiction writer's are manifesting q dispo-
sition to be little less cynical antis little
more concerned about the graces of life. Oh
vious and increasing boredom among their
readers may have something to do with their
change Of heart. All the banks and big bus:-
ness corporations predict a prosperous year.
Some more beauty shops for men have been
opened in the Broadway area, and Theodore
Dresser has burst furiously into print on that
account and to tell what he thinks of the con-
siderable section of the masculine world that
IS going in for cosmetics. In Paris the perma-
nent wave for men has made its appearance.
1t is voted tremendous success.
The signs, you see, are good and bad The
New Year will doubtless be much like the old
one.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06

Question: X. Y. z. writes: Fl
have read in newspapers that being
subject to ivy poison was merely Z
matter Of diet, and with the proper
diet, immunity from this poison
could be brought about. Is this
true, and if so, where could ! learn
this diet?"
Answer: Live on . diet free from
bad food combinations and you will
be able to build up your blood car.
Donate reserve so as to resist the in
vasion OF the vine poison. The week.
~ menus. published in this column
should be sufficient to accomplish
this for the average person.
Question: Mrs. R. asks: us ost.
meal sufficient food for . baby
one year old? If not, what is Z
good diet without milk"
Answer: A baby one year Of age
--'- ~n'v milk and orange
juice. Cereals should not be added
....4 year. The first food
auoed to the milk should be the
cooked, leafy vegetables, finally the
milk and vegetables being used at
some OF the meals, and proteins
added to the greens at other times.
when the milk should be left out.
Question: Mrs. B. asks: '"Will
you tell me what q f1avitis or flo.
bits leg is after an operation for
acute appendicitis ,"
Answer: Phlebitis, to which you
refer, is often present aft
er an operation in the lower abdo.
men. A swelling in the leg is caused
BY. some interference with the cir.
;ulation of blood or lymph. This is
due to an injury from the opera.
ton and usually caused by the re-
noval Of some of the lymphatics in
he groin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-01-06
At the Movies
ELTINCE THEATRE

The most romantic period ia the
history Of California, the years lust
preceding the discovery Of gold
waen the dons Of Spain ruled the
!anq and estates were measured in
agadreds OF miles, lives aeain IN
Rose Of the Golden West" now ct
re Eltinge for tonish: and Satur-
It was then ttat Russia, United
States and other powers SOUGHT
poslessiCn Of California, and this
screen tale depicts the dramatic
love affair that counted heavily IN
the outcome o. the international In
trigue.
Practically every scene Of the bic
turc Vas filmed on. the exact spot
-