White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1928-01-20

WIZARD BREATHES LIFE
into OLD SPOKESMAN CUTS
While he was in White Bluffs 4
few weeks ago spending the holidays
with his parents, James Allen. stu
dent at the University of Idaho, To-
Gated at Moscow, visited the Spokes-
man office and dug around in the old
cases and boxes and fished out num-
be-: of Old forgotten cuts and electro
types. He explained that he was con-
nected with the advertising depart
rnent elf the idaho Argonaut," the
Idaho University newspaper, and
wanted the cuts to Use in display ads
in the paper.
Several Of the cuts were used in a
quarter page display ad appearing in
the January 10, issue of the Argonaut,
copy of which was sent the Spokes-
man by M. Allen.
The ad is enclosed in heavy black
border and at the top is the following
introduction:
"Holwdy, Folks! Today we are not
going to- give you any razz-berries.
Instead we are dishing out the sugar
to see if we can brighten UP a few
faces that have drawn out long since
the semester exam. schedule was post
cd. Let us all join in chorus and sing
with lusty voice the song of GER
tain perisl1ing tribe in Africa. Here
are the words: ''Cheer up! Cheer up!
You'll soon be deadi" Opportunity
says we should sell this whole section
to the undertaken after such an intro
lduction, but we won't undertake to
overtake the undertaken.
TELL FOLKS ADV. CORP.
jim and Pat)
Wrapped around small cut of a
Thor Washing machine, that great
friend of all wonankind. is this little
story:
Miss Tellya Lofts says that she.
isn't going to many any man unless
he keeps the heels of his shoes as
well sl1ined as the toes. Believe me
folks-that new Lectro Polisher that
Nick runs in the De Luxe Barber
Shop will keep every part of your
shoes shining. There is only one thing
that the new polisher will not do: 1t
won't keep yorr sole white-you have
to do tkat yourself"
Enclosed in the fancy bordsr of an
old menu cut depicting at the top a
beautiful lady of the early nsneties
dressed in gown with high neck and
long sleeves seated at table and
looking over the top of her menu at
The handsome escort seated opposite
her, is the following little ad:
eyes! We have bananas and every
thing else you like! Yes, we are pre-
ared to serve you-not you, but food. (
CAFE"
A cut OF an ear of corn about three !
inches long with the caption, "The
Worlds Largest Ear" has under
aeath it this little ad:
''This one beats the pair you've got!
Now listen to this kernel OF truth and
get an earful! An ear on the stock is
worth two that are shocked. Our cars
ire open to your wants. We cater to
student trade. ELSEA'S"
An old cut Of fireplace, resembling
very much in appearance the one in
the White Bluffs Inn that burned Sc
veral years ago, is used over this ad:}
eve haven't any fireplace but you
will find that our place is always on
ire to give ycIu what a drug store
should. CARRIERS DRUG STORE.
Come to see us. Now, never put off
till tomorrow, what you can put off
until day after tomorrow"
At the bottom of big ad and set
II between two small cuts of Indians,
one in war paint with feathers, bow
and arrow and everything, and the
ether on charging steed and waving
a wicked tomnhawk, is his ad:
WATCH OUTl-for the two III
dians.' And now that you've got your
watch out, what time is it9 If your
watch doesn't keep time. bring it to
JACKLE1S and get it fixed. If you
do, you'll step into first class jewel
ry store"
Nj. Allen says he is studying for
the ministry but we would say, after
reading the above, that if tclo many
Of his congregation go to sleep when
the collection box is being passed
around he will be able to put up "a
great battle against starvation By
out and writing little ad
copy.
Have all flues cleaned, examined,
and repaired at least once year.
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