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New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

thing just to show his wife who is
 boss.
 ! Old-time orators didn't have more
 ability than moderns. It just seem-
 ed that way because the audience
 had more liquor. It's we'll to have one boy in the | family who doesn't amount to any, thing. Somebody must feel humble enough to care for the old folks. Match making: Taking kids to the circus to enjoy their thrill, though you no longer can enjoy the circus itself.
 A cigarette lighter is sign of wealth. Of course. anybody can af-
 ford one, but only the idle rich have time to make them work. Americanism: Thinking no man is a hero to his valet; thinking every man should be a valet to his hero. How to maintain national pres tige? Well, when there was more spanking, there was more respect 1 for parents.
 A normal man is one who can make himself feel important by speaking contemptuously of great 1 men he chances to know.
 Still. making the magazine three fourths advertising and one-fourth fiction shows a nice sense of values. A nick town is a place where the | filling station man says All right,
 Bill," when you tell him to charge 1 it.
 It must be nice to be so sure of yourself that you don't think it nec- essary to knock a show in order to show how high-brow you are. l
 ness is no proof of superiority if
 your blood is so cold that tempta-
 tions don't interest you. Gales wouldn't try to buy foU'
 senators with two and a quarter mill
 lion. He knows a mere seat would
 cost that much. | If you yearn at times to fire an l inefficient servant and do the work
 yourself. you belong to the great
 middle class.
 Correct this sentence: "He spends
 lot of money on his people," said
 the wife. but I'm not jealous" Copyright 1928. Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09
Ii H.rf1lv Se<.n,s Rirhtf

It Hardly Seems Rightt Our language, sometimes easy, Is sometimes hard to get:
 A noodles always in the nude But sweaters seldom sweat! Mother R.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09
"A ACf!o5NNH!.E!;::G!!:r:6lc1G?r1'8 { ! E: ]! 2: i!! ? [ '8
 CONNECTICUT CHAMBER or COMMERCE
Connecticut Typewriters Rank Second.
IEcrfcUr CHAMBER or COMMERCE

In contrast to many important industries which stared in Connecticut manufacture of ypewrters Tn thls sae comparayey young having brought here from other states well established Two of the present leading industry removed to Connecticut du ing the first decade century Today of the two has the largest typewriter factory in the world,
 The typewrers and supplies turned out by four during 1900 $S22 or 1l0 or the
 later the output of seven Connecticut at 47182s3 This 29 of the total for the United States which that year was $2449s667
 During 1925 turned out typewriters supplies valued 9Go2ss4 24o4 more than in 1900 73o than 1914 The 1925 output in Connecticut was s1 states which amounted to $G3o7s 6o typewriter industry Connecticut has been gaining both value product and in the percentage comparison with the entire United States
 with 2s establishments turning out product vau t27S22 led Connecticut in total value for 1925 Penn sylvania 36.252e7o third The payroll employed in this industry in Connecticut totaled ss7s3,3s6.
 Tomoerow-Connecicut-A Fighting
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

It certainly isn't familiarity that breeds contempt for law.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Ready for tho Waathsr: Foaks1 Since it's overshoe time on bur win-
 try old earth. Humor.shos time let 1t be, For in "xippers' of cheer and ga.
 loGhes of mirth The care drifts can't stop LII, you see!
 Proofl Mrs. Keeler: "What makes you think your husband A leading . double life?"
 Mrs. Baird: well. he just bought . two-pants suit!"
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

NsasAes Audit Busssa se ClFealatioa The A B. c is . national organization which furnIshss newpapsrs and adver- tsssrs with strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our cifculation etatistics are besaA upon this audit. This iusures pro- testton against fraud in newspaper dis tribution ngures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

The ouiy prsatable advertising medium h tho City. Circulation books and press roem slvays open to advNrtiser1
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09
Social Etiquette Note:

When calling upon a young lady for the first time don't offer her a drink until she breaks the ice!
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Men get rich, even in villages. but not by outguessing Wall Street.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

npohas q tho Assaaio1s4 esess The Associated PTAss ,is exclusively en- titled to the ass for republication of sil psvs credited to t or not otherwise credited in this papse and also local news publishsd thsrsiA.
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cure all things"
cure all things" SAMSON SLAMS WITH JAW OF
 JACKASSi

Clean Living Did It." Strong Man Admits. Have Never Used Tobac- CO" 9s Willing to Defend Jaw Bone Championship!
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What a Gal!

Sampson: And is yo' gal very hlack?"
 Rufus: 'Is she black? Why, big hoy. ebry time yo' look into her face yo' think yo' is going through q tunnel.'
 F. P. Pitzer
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1ateesA at the rsst ollee ae New 1Tit- aas e SsceaA Clao Nail Natter.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

The meek inherit the earth. That's their only chance to get much of it.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Samson Rejects Fat Vaud'vil Con- tracts. Must Keep Amateur Standing" Says Fighter, Denying Professionalism!
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

"1 have read the enclosed manu- script and. while I cannot accept it. l am sending you a check for s1,000 tc show my appreciation of your thoughtfulness in letting me read it. The Editor"
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Facts ndFancies

The best intelligence test is the job of providing for 8 family.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

The Herald s on sale daily fin New York ct Hotaling's Newsstand. Times sauars; schuts's Newsstands. Entrance GrnAd Central. <cnd Street.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Big Business!
 Her Mother: Jerry, don't you know that betting cheapens girl?" Geraldine: "Yes, but mother, 3 girl has got to cheapen herself If she expects to meet competition!"
 -E. A. Melhuish If There Had Been Headline Writers
 In Biblical Times!
 (1magined By William N. Ables) SNAKE NAMED IN EDEN TRI-
 ANGLE! Eve Tempted Me-" Is Adams Claim. All Her Fault" Is Vail, When Interviewed. District .Attor- ney Will Probe Case, Is Rumor. Snake To Blame" Sobs Adams Pretty Mate. Twill Go Home To Mother" Says. Chemists Will Analyze Forbidden Fruit. Alleged to Contain Alcohol.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

You wonderful person! HOW your poem thrilled everyone in this office! How did you learn to write
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09
LONE MAN SUBDUEs LION IN
 DENi

Thrills When Animal Trainer Sue ceeds in Risky Venture! Hundreds Cheer Brave Feat of Daniel. Was Easy" Says. With Smile.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

A he-man is one who isn't weak enough to go ahead and do a silly thing just to show his wife who is boss.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Easier Than Easing Wife After Coming In At Three A. M.,' Is Statement of Animal Man, Who Will Go Into Movies, Is Report. Daniel Blushes When Kissed By Mob of Flappers. After Reckless stunt!
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09
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Correct this sentence: 'He spends a lot of money on his people," said the wife. but I'm not jealous"
 Copyright 1928. Publishers Syndicate
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Send aIl ooaasssnicatioas to Esm shop Editor. case e ths Msv e<itaia Herald, cd yosr lsttef Wtu bo forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

If you yearn at times to fire an inefficient servant and do the work yourself. you belong to the great middle class.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Old-time orators didn't have more ability than moderns. It just seem- ed that way because the audience had more liquor.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

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New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

Gales wouldn't try to buy foU' senators with two and quarter mill
 lion. He knows a mere seat would cost that much.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

A nick town is place where the filling station man says All right, Bill," when you tell him to charge lit.
New Britain herald., 1928-01-09

It must be nice to be so sure of yourself that you don't think it nec- essary to knock a show in order to show how high-brow you are.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
FUR SHIPMENT BE
 MADE THIS WEEK

One hundred and forty blue fox belts will be shipped south from Juneau this week to Lampson X Co.,. fur exchange of London, Eng land. Seventy are being shipped by J. l.. Hill, owner of the Sul.i- van Island fox farm and 70 will be shipped by Sam Jacobson. whose farm is in Security Bay. The former came to Juneau on his own boat and Jacobson came in yesterday on the America l.. They are the first fur shipments from these islands.
 Fur this season is the finest 1t has ever been in his experience of fur farming, MT. Hill said, due to the continued cold and dry weather. The increase this year, while fair, was not so great as had been anticipated.
 Trapping of fox is still being carried on at Sullivan Island and MT. Hill expects to make sec ond shipment of fur within a short time.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03

NEW YORK, Jan. 3-Election that oEerthrew the plans of La Follette progressives has made GeorgA Wits and Mrs. Harry E Thomas members of the Republi can National Committee from . state that has been a party out cast for years.
 They fill vacancies that date back to the 1924 presidential race when lprogressives retired from the committee to cast their lot with the late Senator Robert NJ. LaFollettc.
 The two were selected by the Wisconsin state central commit. tee over the LaFollette candidates. Herman l.. Ekern and Mrs. Rose Meyers, in session that en.
 lorsed the administration of Pres ident Coolidge. It was the first major defeat of the LaFollette forces in years at the hands of the regular party element in Wis consin.
 Wits is a wealthy aluminium manufacturer of Manitowoc and d close friend of former Senator Irvine Lenroot. Mrs. Thomas is well known clubwoman of She- boygan.
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year when Ii donated S1,0O0.0o0 for playgrounds for British chi, dren.
 s. Davies Warfield. president of the Seaboard Airline, left bs- tween s5,O00O0O and $10,000.0o0 for the building and upkeep of d home for aged women. and Abra- ham E. Fitkin. retired power com pany head, gave $1,000,000 for a crippled children's hospital.
 The Russell Sage Foundation files show that the first founda- ton created in the United States was in Philadelphia, in 1870, whcn the Magdalen Society was organ ized for helping "erring women who wish to regain the paths of rectitude !"
 Since that time perpetual foun- dations, such as the Rockefeller Foundation, the Carnegie Founda- tion, the Russell Sage Foundation and others, have been established and are daily contributing in large and small amounts to the advancement of knowledge and 70 charity. These foundations have many millions at their command and employ thousands of persons who spend their entire time IT. vestigating charity cases and in the advancement of science.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
TENNIS HISTORY
 MADE BY FRENCH
 IN YEARS PLAY

won the singles championship of England at Wimbledon and the doubles, paired with Elizabeth Ryan. She won her own United States championship, which in her year of poor health had passed ,o Mrs. Mallory. and ill doing so downed the 16-year-old phenome- non, Bounding Betty" Nuthall in the final. In addition she shared with Mrs. Mallory the brunt of the American attack which check ed England's bid for the Wight man cup.
 The attempted comeback Of Til den covered even more ground and time and met with more re- verses. Starting play with the new year in Florida. invading Flu rope with Frank Hunter as part ner, then moving at top speed from tournament to tournament in the United States, Big Bill' set something of record for sustain ed tennis activity. In this stren- uQus campaign, Tilden failed when most was at stake, losing a chance for the French champion ship to Lacoste, falling before, Cochet in the British title event. and then on home soil losing his two climactic battles with La coste.
 Tiiden-Hunter Team Successful
 Tilden and Hunter were notably successful as doubles pair, win ming the British and American championships and their match in the David Cup Challenge Round. They dominated American invita- tion tournament play several times winning in doubles and meeting in singles with Tilden victorious.
 In this same year which saw the passing of Tilden as the in- vincible master of them all and the retirement of Johnston after his brave fight at Germantown, a promising crop of youngsters made it's appearance.
 Rated highest were George Lott, 20-year-Old Chicago lad who beat Tilden in Florida early in the year and downed Lacoste at South ampton, N. Y., late in the sum mer; John Doeg, of San DiegD. Cal, 1S-year-old master of the bullet serve, who breezed through eastern tournaments early in the season, then suffered form re- versal: and John Hennessey Of Indianapolis who trimmed C0chst
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03

(Continueu from rage Oue.) man or woman from kneeling in full faith at the feet of Jesus Christ.
 More Trust in God
 2. We arc seeing now and | believe we shall see still more in tho present year an awakening of true and simple faith in Christ as our Divine Lord and Leader, the one in Whose guidance we may wholly trust for this life. and for the life that is to come. l see many evidences of this awaken ing of faith.
 There are today forces at work. and very powerful forces, seeking openly to dethrone Jesus Christ, denying His right to be our Guide. rejecting, and scoffing at, His standards of marriage, of sexual morality and of life. But these destructive forces will not prevail. The issue is between Christianity and a return to the license and corruption of the old pagan world. It is being made clear to us that Christian faith and Christian morals stand or fall together, thai if we lose our faith in Christ. His standards no longer have authori- ty for us. We are seeing from actual experience that nothing less than the power of God, re- vealed and brought to us in Jesus Christ, can preserve the integrity and sanctity of our homes, the standards of duty and responsibiii- ty in our lives, the spirit of peace and loving kindness in our hearts.
 That home is not likely to oe broken by divorce in which hus- band, wife and children worship together at Gods altar, and kneel together in family prayer.
 Greater Fellowship
 3. believe that in the present year we shall see distinct ad- vance in the movement for visible fellowship and brotherhood among all Christians, both Catholic and Protestant
 The outstanding religious event of the past year was the Laus anne conference on faith and or der and that gathering has given new impetus to the longing Tor Christian reunion. This grea, movement is only in its begin. nings, but it Is taking place ana as it goes forward the truth ant power of Christ will be revealed more clearly than ever in spirit of brotherhood which will draw all of us not Protestants alone, nor Catholics alone, but all Of us' into fellowship with each other and with all men, realizing that we are all children of our Father who Is in Heaven.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
STANFORD IS
 WINNER OVER
 EASTERN MEN
M a k es Great Offensive Near End of Game and
 Win by 7 to 6

PASADENA. Cal, Jan. 3-In a glorious final to an up and down season. Stanford yesterday after noon trampled over the great Pittsburgh team to win the an rual Tournament of Roses foot ball game, I to G.
 A colorful throng of 55000 fans saw the Cardinals make a thrill ing comeback in the third periol after a heart rending break that set them on the short end of a to 0 score.
 Stanford fumbled and it was ra- covered by Pittsburgh. Hagen ran 19 yards for touchdown. Lashed into sudden fury by the sudden reverse, the Cards threw everything into one great offen- sive to capture the game by a one point margin.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
HAYDN WORK DISCOVERED
 IN A MUNICIPAL MUSEUM

BERLIN. Jan. 3-The copy of a posthumous Requiem in c minor of Franz Joseph Haydn was dis covered by the music studen', Ernst Franz Schmidt. in the course of his studies in the mn- nicipal museum of the Bavarian town of Burghausen a. d. Salz- bach.
 After lengthy negotiations with the lucky finder, Generalmusikdi- rector Weisbach of Duesseldoff succeeded in securing the rights for the first performance of this interesting novelty in Duesseldorf on February ?. 1928.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
MORRIS WINS SHOOT
 OVER SMALL FIELD

l.. F.. Morris yesterday won the tickets to the Palace Theatre at the Juneau Gun Club shoot when he made perfect score, smash ing 25 birds in 25 attempts. His nearest competitor was Cole, who missed two of his attempts.
 Other scores made were: Red lingshafer 20. Abbott 20, Baldwin IT and Waterud IS. There was no turkey or chicken shooting as there were insufficient members present.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
By F. G. voSBURGH (Feature Service Sports Editor)

NEW YORK, Jan. 3-Tennis courts of the world witnessed a full share of the dramatic and dazzling in 1927 in the great French Revolution" that captured the Davis Cup, the downfall of such American mainstays as Bill Tilden, Bill Johnston and Moila Mallory and the rise of America :, Helen Wills and England's Betty Nuthall
 Led by poker-faced Rene d4a- coste i'll a campaign that would have done credit to Napoleon, a waily quartet of youthful French men, who had tried two years and failed, attained their goal in bril- liant victory over the veteran American Davis Cup defenders at Germantown.
 It was three times and out. in 1925 the Frenchmen first reached the challenge round only to take a to 0 whitewashing. In 1926 the handwriting on the wall ap- peared in a victory for Lacoste over Tilden and to 1 score against the invaders. It remain ed for 1927 to see the climax in the carefully executed attack which tore through Johnston al most at will. wore down a gallant ly fighting Tilden and ended the famous pairs seven years of su- premacy.
 Lacoste vs. TiIdcn for Title
 Fate, which must love good fight, singled out the central fig ures in this great international en- gagement for a dual test Of strength a few days later in the United States championship at Forest Hills.
 There Tilden was beaten square ly by Lacoste, who had done it before in the deciding match for the Davis Cup. When this tire less automaton Of the courts over came the desperate brilliance of the lanky American in three long sets, the crown that used to adorn the head of Tilden each year went to the Frenchman for the second time in two seasons.
 Helen Wills, who now shares the throne of world tennis dom- inance with Lacoste, moved through her matches on the courts of England and the United States with queenly charm and finesse, winning at every attempt. She
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tCOntlnucd from rage One) the inventor and manufacturer of the emery wheel, left $20.0O0, ,005 in the form of a foundation for charitable and education purposes. The foundation will establish O. fices in Cincinnati. where Mrs Emery lived.
 The will of Henry Buhl. Pitts burgh capitalist, created a fund of $15,00Q00 for charity. the lars- est single fund set aside during the year for that purpose.
 For Red Cross
 The people of the United States gave $1O,00G,00O for Red Cross flood relief when the Mississippi broke through it's banks and flood ed large areas in half a dozen states.
 While the advancement of knowledge and charity were the objects of the principal benefac- tions of Americas wealthy, there were contributions for fighting disease, for the Welfare Of Youth" and for the building of model tenements. Aviation also received it's millions.
 Large sums of American money went abroad, the Rockefellas family leading the way in the for eign field with $2,000,00O gift for league of nations library and $1,6OO,000 to the people Of France for restoration of national monuments destroyed during the war. The University College of London received $590,000 for edn- cational work from the Rockefel- Ter family, and George E. East man. Kodak manufacturer, gave $1,5OO,0 ,00O to the Royal Free Hos pital of London for a dental cli'l' ic. Edward s. Hardness gave St Andrews University of Englant $500, 900, and Samuel Untermeycr contributed $1OO,O0O for Hebrew university at Jerusalem.
 Unusus. Gifts
 Among the unusual gifts of the year were those of Frank Y. Campbell, of Atlantic City, who set aside $1.O00.000 for the ad- vancement of the welfare of youth; B. c. Dahlberg, of Chicago. who gave $1,000.000 to advance home ownership in the United States: Dr. w. r. Becker, of Mil waukee, who left $1O0,000 for "re- search in delinquency" and Fred R. Lavenburg of New York who offered $1,O00,000 for the building of model tenements.
 Aside from the big foundation created, the largest single gift to charity was from Mrs. c. Sellew. of New York. who gave $2.00O.- 900. John Whalen of Brooklyn left $1,4O0,0O0 to the Roman Cath ollie Church, Diocese of New York, for use in it's charitable work, anu s. Friedman of New York left for Hebrew charity $1.000,O00. For Disease
 Elimination of disease was the object of number of big con tributions. R. F. Cutting, Of New York. gave $250,000 conditionally for cancer research. J. P. Nor gan gave $2OO,0O0 for research i'll sleeping sickness, the malady oi which Mrs. Morgan died. Fhe fraternal order of Elks set asiue $2,OOO, ,OOO for fighting tuberculosis and aiding crippled children. Eli ridge R. Johnston, president or the Victor Talking Machine Com pany, gave $400,000 to the Uni versity of Pennsylvania for medi- cal research.
 The Carnegie Trust Fund made one of the unusual gifts of t!se
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
SECOND ANNUAL DOG DERBY IS
 RUN, KORINES

RUBY, Alaska, Jan. 3-The sec ond annual dog derby at Korines. over a six and one-half mile course, was won yesterday Dy Harry Pitka. his time being .7 minutes and 8 seconds. Lena Cleayer won the ladies' dog race. her time being 32 minutes and l2 seconds.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03

and teamed with Luke Williams of Chicago to beat Lacoste anl Borotra in the National doubles championship. In the same tour nament Doeg and Lott downed Cochet and Brugnon, the second French pair.
 Other stars were John Van Rsn. and Kenneth Appel of Princeton, intercollegiate champions in dod- bles, and Wilmer Allison, Univer- sity of Texas, singles titleholder.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
TlUo Typis,s Fail To Smln Strait Of Cbrcl.ar
Un,ernational NewsreeD

TANGlER, Morocco, Jan. , Two young women typists from London, the Misses Mer- cedes Gleitz and Millie Hid son, were vanquished yester- day by the Strait of Gibraltar in rival attempts to swim the 27 mile stretch of treacherous waters. Miss Gleitz abandon ed the attempt after 12 hours in the water. Miss Hudson quit after an Sk hour at tempt.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
PAOLINO WINNER
 TECHNICAL K. o.

NEWARK, N. J.. Jan. 3--Paolino Uzcudnn. Spanish heavyweight, last night won q decision in the seventh round, technical knock out, over Bat Lester. giant Texan. The bout was scheduled to have gone 10 rounds.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
NO DECISION IN ROSENBL DOM AND
 SCHOELL MATCH

CINCINNATI. Ohio, Jan. g. Maxie Rosenbloom, of New York, and Frankie Schoell, of Buffalo, fought ten rounds to a no decision last night. Sports writers. how ever, gave the edge to Rosen- bloom.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1928-01-03
FEATHERWEICHT BASS IS GIVEN
 FIGHT DECISION

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 3-Ben- ny Bass, featherweight champion, last night won the decision over Pete Nebo in q ten-round bout