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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
SHOW SLABS G. 0. P.
Party Corruption Butt of
Democratic Wit.

Republicans were the butt of
Democratic wit at the minstrel
given Thursday night at the Murat
by the Indiana Democratic Club.
Turning to humorous account the
accusations hurled at Republicans
by Democratic candidates, eight
walters" sandwiched in their gags
between vocal and dance numbers
by a cast of 1875.
Prisoners in stripes 1ock-stepped
across the stage to portray birds
Of a feather" and an antique nag
was paraded as Senator" Governor
Jacksons $4,000 horse which choked
to death on corn-cob.
The theater was well-flled and
the show was warmly applauded.
Through the inStrumentahty of
Mayor L. Ert Slack, master of
ceremonies, Moran and Mack, the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
DROP TEACHER
TRAINING PLAN
Expense Cited as Reason
for Move.

The directing-teacher training
plan, in use in city schools here for
the past year, will be abolished by
the school board at the close of this
year, according to notices given
school officials. Expense was givers
as the reason.
Under the plan, which is a revival
of the old pratice-teacher plan
used a few years ago, two inc
experienced teachers, paid $1,000 a
year each, are given grade school
classes, under guidance Of an eX-
perienced teacher.
The supervising teacher is paid
$500 a year above the regular salary
and has no classes of her own,
dividing her time between the two
in inexperienced instructors.
Salaries paid the three teachers
is only $500 more than the $1,000
maximum salary for two experienced
teachers, and in addition, school Of
fcials say, provides thoroughly
trained instructors.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
Tends Bar for 81 Years,
But NeUer Took a Drink

them, and they'd be lined up six
deep along the bar.
This place-the yards, you know
was just started when I came.
Fifty-one years ago, it was, cc2le
July. And I've been here ever s.--cc.
I never thought 'twould be like it is,
me handin' sodas and sundaes
across this bar.
But you know, I never drank q
drop, all those days, though it's
many's the drink I've mixed for
some fine gentlemen.
We've got the place all painted
up now. 1t looks fine, doesn't it.
But just lookin' fine won't make the
old days come backl I only wish it
would" sighed Dennis, as he saluted
in farewell.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
Caughran. Arch D. Hinch. Walter

Caughran, Arch D. Hinch, Walter
o. Lewis, Edward O. Snethen.
For Joint State Senator, Marion
and johnson CountieS-John F.
Linder, Indianapolis.
For State Representative, Marion
County-Howard H. Bates, Walter
j. Brown, George N. Burkhart, John
A. Hundley, William R. Johnson,
Harry B. Perkins, Bess Robins, John
Bright Webb.
For Joint State Representative,
Marion and Johnson Counties-Tom
Peters, Franklin.
For Sheriff-John M Corwin,
William G. DeMiller, Alvin Mosley.
For Commissioner, First District
John Bolander, Joseph E. Wheatley.
For Commissioner, Second Dis
trict-John Rancis, Manning.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
". C. 7. U. GIVES
OK. TO WATSON
AND ROBINSON
WinkIer, Dry Administrator,
Not on Approved List
of Organization.
George L. Winkler, federal prohi.

George L. Winkler, federal prohi-
bition administrator, Of the the In
dianapoliS district, caWf'N0"e -'--
the Republican nomination for
sheriff of Marion County, is not in
the list of candidates approved by
the Marion County w. Z. T. U.
List of Endorsed candidates was
prepared by the Commonwealth
Committee of the county union, and
announced by Mrs. G. w. Ackman,
1902 S. Alabama st.
In the Republican presidential
race, Senator James E. Watson is
approved, Herbert Hoover ignored.
One of three candidates for Senator
is given approval, Arthur R. Robin
son, while Scion j. Carter and
Arthur R. Gilliom are not listed.
In the sheriff's race, where the
federal dry head is ignored, three
men are approved: William Ander-
son, Grin E. Davis and Ben Harri-
son Thompson. Other than Winkler,
five candidates are left off the list.
Those Endorsed were:
Republicans
For President-James E. Watson.
For United States Senator-Ar-
thur r. Robinson.
For Governor-Jesse E. ESchbach.
Warsaw; Ulysses S. Lesh, Indian
apolis; Alvah J. Rucker, Indian
apolis, and Frederick E. Schorte-
meier, Indianapolis.
For Congress, Seventh District
John w. Becker, William T. Quillin,
Ralph E. Updike.
For Prosecuting Attorney-Wil-
liam Henry Harrison, Charles Men
denhall, Judson L. Stark.
For State Senator, Marion County
ID. Lee Andrews, AlphonSO F. Bur-
rows, Fred M. Dickerman, Winfield
Miller, Robert L. Moorehead, John
L. Niblack.
For Joint State Senator, Marion
and johnson Counties-Joe Rand
Beckett and Roy L. Volstad.
For State Representative, Marion
County-John L. Benedict, William
Bosom, Jr, Lloyd D. Claycombe, H.
Walker De Haven, Ella Van Sickle
Gardner, Gertrude Hinshaw, Elmer
E. Houze, Josephus F. Huffer, John
E. King, James H. Lowry, Milton
N. McCord, Claremont R. Smith,
Oscar F. Smith, Sanford S. Starks
and Frank E. Wright.
For Joint State Representative,
Marion and Johnson Counties-I.
Newton Brown, Franklin; Charles
NJ. Clark, Indianapolis; Frank E.
Cline, BargerSville.
For Sherif-Williapnb Anderson,
Grin E. Davis, Ben Harrison
Thompson.
For SurVeyor-Paul Roscoe Brown.
For Commissioner, First District
John E. Shearer.
For Commissioner, Second Dis
trict-George Snider.
Democrats
For President-Evans Woollen.
For United States Senator-Albert
Stump.
For Governor-Earl H. Crawford,
Milton; Frank c.. Daley, Indian
apoliS; John E. Friedrich, Kokomo;
DIN R. Holt, Kokomo.
For Congress, Seventh District
Louis Ludlow, Indianapolis.
For Prosecuting Attorney-Ray-
mond F. Murray.
For State Senator-B. Howard
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27

PET CAT Dies
FROM RABIES
Owners Given Treatment
for Protection.

First case of a rabies infected cat
was reported today by DR.. Michael
j. McGinty, 800 E. Washington st.
The State archaeological labora-
tory has reported positive evidence
Of rabies in the brain of the pet,
owned by Mr. and Mrs. L. j.
Symons, 1901 S. Emerson Ave-, DR..
McGinty announced.
Mr.. and Mrs. Symons, whom it
is thought might have been in
fected, are being given anti-rabies
treatments.
The cat developed rabies symp-
toms several days ago, according to
Mrs. Symons. put Pat in a box in
her automobile and started for DR..
McGintyS Office.
On the way Pat jumped out of
the box and bounced about, foam
ing at the mouth, Mrs. Symons said.
Mrs. Symons pulled to the curb,
grabbed the cat by the neck and
called to a passerby to call DR.. Nc
Ginty. Her heavy gloves and coat
prevented her from being clawed.
DR.. McGinty dispatched an ambu-
lance which took the cat to his
Office, where it died half an hour
later.
His staff will vaccinate free the
cats and dogs Of all persons who
can not afford to pay for immuniza-
ton of their pets, Dr. McGinty an
nounced
Upright, players, grands are of
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
O01Ho Comment
Falls Out of Plane

Lieutenant Lawrence Carr Of
Illinois was thrown from his
army, two scatter, pursuit plane
while he was flying over Camp
Stotenberg, in the Philippine
Islands yesterday. AS he fell his
parachute opened and saved
him from death.
In a similar manner a reserve
fund in a savings account at The
City Trust Company will act as
a parachute in case Of sickness
or accident and save you from
falling into debt.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
WIFE IS HELD IN TRAP

LOS ANGELES, Cal, April 81
Toothpicks in the doorsill made a
prisoner Of Mrs. Grace L. jackson,
according to her petition for di-
vorce from Ralph jackson. She
says her husband would place the
picks before going out, but if she
followed suit he would know it be-
cause the barricade Of toothpickS
would be broken.
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Upright, players, grandS are of
fered at a bargain in the Musical"
want ads Of tOnight's Times.
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But Dennis Michigan of
StOCkyardS Is Against
Dry Law.

Dennis Nelligan has been bar
tender at the Stock Yards Hotel
bar for fifty-one years.
And, although in all those years
he never has known the taste Of
alcohol, "Dinny" doesn't believe in
prohibition.
Business is good, and all that, but
the goOd-fellOwship Of the pre-dry
days isn't there now.
It's not like the old days, he said,
They was horse buyers then, lots of
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27
HUSBAND WAS STINGY
Paid Her Only SIS in Eighteen
Months, Says Wife.

LOS ANGELES, Cal, April 81
Charges Of cruelty by Mrs. Marion
Roberts and charges of per-
sistent nagging, in divorce court
here, were climaxed at a hearing for
temporary alimony when Mrs. Ro-
berts alleged her husband had given
her but SIS in eighteen months.
Pending final hearing the judge al
lowed Mrs. Roberts request for $40
temporary alimony and 500 attOr-
news fees.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1928-04-27

1.-TWO Black Crows" from the
"Vanities" now at English's made
a surprise appearance to bring down
the house with their dark-face
drollery.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28

Capital City Lodge No. 2,
l. q. q. +. requests attendance
Of all members at meeting of
May 10th. Important business.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
Mrs. J. /. Amman Gives
Two Bridge Parties

Mrs. ]. I. Arman was hostess at
two bridge parties during the last
week. On Wednesday evening she
entertained guests for three tables
of bridge, with honors being won
by Mrs. w. F. McGraw.
Saturday afternoon IL other
ladies were guests at the Arman
home. honors in bridge going to
Mrs. R. H. Kratz and Mrs. r. B.
Murphy.
After the games on each occasion.
a course lunch was served. Single
flowers in bud vases were used on
the tables.
Edward Wright, Arthur Sailer
and Ernest Stoudt left Saturday to
attend the annual Alpha Kappa Phi
house party given at Detroit Lakes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Luck and son.
Robert, left Saturday for q two
weeks vacation to be spent At
watertown, S, D..
Gordon Brown of Minneapolis has
been spending the past few days in
this city with Ronald Mcintyre.
Mr.. !. D. Rhoades returned last
evening from Minot, where he had
been spending the weekend.
Miss Jane Hagen has returned
from Today vacation spent at her
home at Painted Woods.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Briske of
Garrison spent the week-en in this
city visiting friends.
c. NJ. Ritter and Peter Alderman
Of Wishek were business callers
here Friday.
Mrs. L. L. Engelking of Napoleon
spent the past few days in Bismarck
on business.
Miss Norma Gates of Park River
was a guest in this city during the
weekend.
Arthur Sailer Of this city spent
the weekend as the guest Of friends
in Fargo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
Mr.. and Mrs. Patterson
Entertain at Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs. E. G. Peterson
entertained % guests Saturday eve
ming It q prettily appointed dinner
in honor of Lieut.. and Mrs. G.
Taylor and Captain and Mrs. Fred
erick w. Rase Of Fort Lincoln, who
have been transferred away from
the local army post.
Following the dinner, bridge was
played at five tables, honors being
won by Mrs. Fred Copelin and AL
Rosen. Guest favors were presented
to Lieut.. and Mrs. G. A. Taylor and
Captain and Mrs. Rase.
The tables were beautifully dec
Grated with roses and lilacs.
George Haggart of Fargo was an
out-of-town guest.
Important business will be trans
acted at meeting of the Bismarck
Lodge Of Perfection at the Masonic
temple tomorrow evening, according
to John Lyngstad, head of the local
lodge. All members of the lodge
are urged to attend and all degree
team members should also be pres
ent, Mr.. LynEstad states.
Mrs. Otto Holta had as weekend
guests, Mr.. and Mrs. Angola Holta,
Mr.. Bud Halverson and Miss Har-
riet Lane of Minot, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. Smith of Kuhn, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Stanley McGarvey Of Wilton.
Postponement of the regular
meeting of the Progressive Mothers
club from Tuesday evening to We'd
nesday evening has been announced.
The meeting will be held at the
home Of Mrs. H. E. Stewart.
Mr.. A. r. Shields Of Minneapolis,
who arrived in Bismarck Thursday
evening on business trip, left
Sunday morning for Fargo.
Miss Gertrude Ichorst returned
Sunday evening from California,
where she has been spending the
past three months.
Mr.. L. Mattson Of Chicago, who
has been in this city for several
days, left this morning for James
town.
.
Mrs. D. r. Brockman, who spent
Saturday in Bismarck, returned to
her home at Jamestown Sunday.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Walter Moen of Leith, at st. Alex
JUS hospital, Saturday.
Miss Amy Sommerness of Co.
lumbus visited friends in Bismarck
this weekend.
The Mothers club will meet Tues
day at p. M, at the home of Mrs.
A. p. Lenhart.
Miss Theresa Sagehorn Of STAN
ton visited in Bismarck Friday and
Saturday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
Social and Personal
Mrs. C. w. Schoregge
Elected President
of Delphian Society

Mrs. c. w. Schoregge was named
president O. the Alpha Eta chapter
of Delphian society at the last meet
ing of the season, held Friday morn
ing at the Hotel Prince. Mrs.
Schoregge will be assisted by the
following officers:
Mrs. ]. B. Smith, vice president;
Mrs. F. c. Stuckc, secretary; Mrs.
A. A. Whittemore, treasurer; Mrs.
George Ebert and Mrs. Fred Jan
sonius, advisory board.
The local Delphian society has
completed the study Of poetry and
music. and will review medieval
stories and modern fiction at the
next years meetings. The first
meeting in Septe mber will be a
social event, rather than study
meeting.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28

planes swoop down from their alti-
tude Of 1000 feet until it seems as
though their whirling propellers
must thresh the ground, and tear
into atoms the crawling specks of
humanity that dot the battle-scarred
areas below them.
This is the highlight of the big
screen event at the Eltinge for to-
day and Tuesday and Wednesday.
THE Legion Of the Condemned"
great screen drama Of the air serv-
ice, directed ny man who himself
was All ace.
The Legion Of the Condemned
is an air picture. eclipsing any pic
ture of this nature for regular pro-
gram release. 1t was produced fol-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
Helen Caldwell and
Lloyd Wentworth Are
Married Satu r d a Y

Miss Helen Caldwell, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. J. M. Caldwell Of
Upham. North Dakota, became the
bride Of Lloyd F. Wentworth, son
Of Mrs. Julia Wentworth Of Fergus
Falls, Minnesota, 1t = pretty cere-
mony Saturday afternoon 1t $3.50
in the Methodist parsonage. The
Rev. Walter E. Water officiated.
The bride wore tan ensemble
with hat and accessories to match.
Miss Billie Anderson and Walter E.
Stitzel Of this city attended, the
bridvs maid wearing tan ensemble.
The marriage ceremony was fol-
lowed by a dinner at the Prince
Hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wentworth are at
home in the Tribune apartments of
this city.
Mrs. Wentworth was formerly
employed at the Workmen's Com
pensation bureau Mr.. Wentworth
is now in charge of the American
Telephone and Telegraph company
of Bismarck.
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lowing an 10 months schedule in
filming wings" with the many
valuable lessons and experiences
gained from the great road show
attraction. The story is entirely diff
ferent from wings" although with
a war background. Paramount
stands alone in bringing to the
screen the trials and hair raising cx-
ploits Of the airmen in time OF
war. Through the employment OF
air photography, an exclusive de-
velopment Of Paramount, patrons
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
st. Mary's Seniors
and Faculty Guests
at Alumni BANQUET

The Alumni association Of st.
Mary's entertained the seniors and
faculty at = banquet. given in St.
Mary's auditorium Sunday evening.
A color scheme Of pearl grey and
coral was carried throughout, carna-
tions forming q pretty decoration
for the tables. Through the court
esy Of the Melody Shop, music was
furnished by an electric photograph.
Clayton Finlayson, acting as
toastmaster. directed the following
program:
Welcome $3.50. Josephine Cervinski
Response $50. Balzaar Hummel
Vocal Solo. Together ........
............ Raymond Schreiner
Accompanist, Margaret Barrett
Talk ................F Father Stag
1mpromptu toast. Alexander Nc
Kinnon
Vocal and Accompaniment .....
.......... Anna Marie Manning
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Ben Busch, who attends school
here, spent the week-e at his home
in Linton.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. NJ. Lowe Of Far
60 transacted business in this city
Friday.
Mrs. R. A. kinzcr Of Litchville
spent Friday in this city on BUSH
ness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Laubscher Of Taylor
spent Monday in this city.
Miss Louise B. Lilley Of Bentley
was in this CITY Saturday.
Miss Mildred Guam spent Sunday
at her home in Steele.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
BIG PICTURE TO
BE AT ELTINGE
Legion of the Condemned
Shows Hair Raising Ex-
plOitS of Airmen

Tiny spccks against a cloud
banked sky looming larger and
larger and taking shape as airplane
squadrons in battle formation-The
Legion Of the Condemned!-Men
who laughed at Death, and even well
coined it!-Mcn who had so ruined
their lives that Death was their only
surccase-the far off drone Of STAG
cato exhausts merging into the clat-
terlng roar of SO motors-the shrill
insistent whine Of the wind through
struts and wires as the onrushing
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28
Mrs. Spann Elected
President of State
War Nurses Group

Mrs. w. NJ. Spann of Bismarck
was elected president Of the Dakota
unit, Women's Overseas Service
League, for the ensuing year 1T the
annual meeting Of the organization
held here Saturday evening.
Other officers named at the meet
ing include Christine Nj. Pollock,
Fargo, vice president; Mrs. Laura
A. Batcheller, Fargo, secretary and
treasurer; delegates to the national
convention at Boston, Mass, June
90 to 26, Christine M. Pollock and
Mrs. Spann; alternate, Miss Ita Nc
Donell, Bismarck.
The business session followed
dinner meet 'ng at the Grand Pa
cific hotel, at which Miss Stella
Buchanan Of Buchanan, retiring
president, was hostess.
Later the delegates were guests
Of Mis- Mcdonnell at the st. Alex
Jus hospital nurses home, where the
election was held. Members told
of their war experiences, some sad
and some amusing, and Miss Nc
Donoll served :. dainty lunch at the
close of the evening.
The organization, which has Is
members in the state, has as its
purpose:
ITO keep slive the spirit that
prompted overseas service, to main
tain the ties of comradeship born
of that service and to assist furth-
er any patriotic work; to inculcate a
sense Of individual obligation to the
community, state and nation; to
work for the welfare Of the Army
and Navy; to assist, in any way in
their power, men and women who
served and were wounded or in
capacitated in the World War; to
foster and promote friendship ana
understanding between America
and the Allies in the World War"
Miss Catherine Fisher, who at
tends st. Johns academy. James,
town, was the guest of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Fisher, Satur-
day.
A marriage license was issued
last week to Lloyd Frank Went
worth and Miss Helen Irene Cald-
well OF Bismarck.
Budd Guam of Steele visited in
Bismarck this weekend as the
guest of his sister, Miss Mildred
Guam.
Mrs. w. f. Petrie, Mrs. Fred
Petrie and Mrs. Hans Hanson of
Linton visited friends in Bismarck
Friday.
Miss Irene Mary Irvine has re-
turned from jamestown where she
visited friends at jamestown col
lege.
A daughter was born Friday at
St. Alexius hospital to Mr.. and Mrs.
Harold Staehnkc Of St. Anthony.
Mrs. C. E. McLain and son Of Lin
ton returned home Saturday after
a short visit in Bismarck.
Mrs. ]. D. McCusker has returned
to Braddcok after spending a few
days here with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. l.. Boardman have
returned from a three weeks trip
to points in Montana.
Mrs. A. r. Button of Braddock
visited her sister, Miss Cecil Ryan
of this city Friday.
Mrs. Anton Behler Of st. Anthony
was a business caller here during
the last few days.
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SCOTTISH RITE MEETING
A meeting of Bismarck Lodge
Of Perfection will be held Tues.
day evening, May 10Th at
Masonic Temple. Business of
Importance to be transacted.
All members of the Rite should
be at the meeting. All degree
teams are requested to meet.
John Lyngstad, V. NJ.
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Mrs. John and Fred
Peterson Entertain

Mrs. John Peterson and Mrs. Fred
Peterson entertained Saturday at
the Grand Pacific hotel at a lunch
con in honor of Miss Louise Koffel.
Tea roses and candles centered
the tables.
During the iternoon three tables
of bridge were in play.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-05-28

at the Eltinge will be literally
swept into the sky, fighting side BY
side with the pilots. With this
picture, Paramount also introduces
the team: (Which bids fair to be-
come the screens leading romantic
pair)-Fay Wray and Gary Cooper.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-09-27

It's hard to become a violinlst
nowadays. We don't have enough
elbow room.
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Maybe I'm Wrong
~ Tnhn D Modhurv -.
The Unfair Ser

The Unfair Sex
The Ritzy dressmaker who cuts
friends on the bias.
Ace Of Cads
The philanthropist who con.
tributed 10 cases Of toothpicks to
the starving ArInenians.
Social Accomplishments
People used to murder Bee.
thoven by hand. but thanks to
automatic pianos, we can now
electrocute him.
Efficiency Experts
The boss who can dictate to his
stenosrapher with one hand.
Ode to the Family
Geneologist spare that tree.
You're Right
It's easy for a girl to get vocal
training. The nelghbors are glad
to pay for her lessons.
Our Own Vaudeville
Helm. nobody's fool. ls
She-What are you doing. hrak-
ging or proposing?
It's discouraging when a burg
lar breaks into bank and then
discovers that the cashier has had
a three hour start on him.
Ideal DumbelIs
The new maid who swept the
bear rug with a lawn mower.
The Good Old Daze
OF course, it's wrong to sell
liquor, but you can't expect the
bootleggers to give it away.
You're Right
Many an indulgent husband
only INDUCES himAeh.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-09-27

AIOw, that the tallSies are here,
IN woman can't even have the
last word at the movies.
PitifuI Cases
The girl who couldn't give a tea
party because the bootlegger
didn't deliver the Scotch.
Financial Notes
It's too bad that the scientists
can't discover a shorter distance
between two pay days.
American Tragedies
= The absent-minded professor who
took up parachute jumping.
Socialist Accomplishments
A washerwoman sending her
own clothes to the laundry.
Take IL or Leave 1t
When VIM. Wrigley was boy
he used to play with chew chew
cars.
Null and Void
The old maid whose ambition
was to become widow.
Our Own Vaudeville
Nature Lover: Something ought
to be done to conserve our wild
life.
Man About Town: Well, we still
have the night clubs.
It's hard to become a. violinist
nowadays. We don't have enough
elbow. room.
Take 1t or Leave It
Tomorrow is always the happ1-
est day of your life.
PitifuI Cases
Two little cannibal children
fighting over a missionarys wish:
bone. -
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The Ritzy dressmaker who cut
friends on the bias.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-09-27

Helm nobody,s fool.
She-what are you doing. hrak-
ging or proposing?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1928-09-27

It's discouraging when burg
lar breaks into bank and then
discovers that the cashier has had
a three hour start on him.