The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1928-08-15

AzETTE. REDWOOD FALLS, MINNEso
The face of the man in the s.moon" is the
exact replica of the original deathshead.
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Will Rogers has allocated himself He says,
81 come from south of the Montgomery Ward
line myself"
Back in 1850 fifteen year old boy was
permitted to vote because he had "man-sized
feet" The same qualification is probably the
thing that admitted many Chicago girls to the
polls during the recent elections there
Tennessee woman sees it like this: "Per-
sonally, l am in favor of poison liquor, if at ALL
much prefer that my neighbor should drink
poison whiskey that would kill him instead of
drinking good whisky and then coming around
and kill me-
The person for whom we have most SYM
pathy these days is the publicity writer for
dance marathon-that poor boob who must con-
tinually think up something which will at
tract fresh crowds to this worn out form of en-
tertanment..
consumer to wondering. Is he going to be able to
get De Lux for the price of a Leaping Lizzie
or will he have to pay the price of a Rolling
Register for Flying Hound. 1t is matter of
deep concern.
Minneapolis man is dead and his wife SER
iously i'll from eating mushrooms. 1t is well to
be satisfied with the lowly cabbage and the odor-
GUS onion unless one is an expert in detecting
when a mushroom is the real thing and not
masquerader
There are a lot of people who aren't envious
of Tunneys championship. They don't particu--
larly want his girl and, having gotten along pref
ty well without it they aren't thinking with any
great amount of longing of his money. But
there are mighty few folks who wouldn't like to
be in his shoes when he goes on his European
walking tour with Thornton Wilder.
u*U
The reported rejoicing in Heaven everytme
reformed sinner make his appearance is prob
ably nothing to the fuss that is made
on earth these days each time dyed-in-the-
wool politician from the opposite camp walks in
to one or the other of the two major parties. And
there plenty of them a-steppn' these days
just about enough to keep the equilibrium true
we believe.
The tour of the country "from sea
to sea" which Governor Smith is report
ed to be contemplating ought to prove
as educational to himself as to his audi
ences. For he has always stuck pretty
closely to the sidewalks of New York
and of Albany. His personal knowledge
of the country is bounded by Chicago
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His trip to North Carolina last spring
was his first below Mason and Dixon's
line. He has journeyed once to the
Illinois metropolis on a fraternal and
Political pilgrimage. Mr.. Smith is an
= excellent campaigner, both on and off
the stump. He is an accomplished
"greeter" and his smiling friendness
catches the crowds. Even in the states
that are stalwartly republican he will
have cordial reception. And he should
return to New York with an enlarged
horizon and clearer realization that
there are plenty Of people and things,
well worth knowing and seeing, west Of
the Hudson river.-Mankato Free Press.
Let's hope he gets a new slant on the need
for Great Lakes Waterway while he's out here
getting an enlarged horizon and a clearer real
izaton.
If any is still unconvinced that the area
test for tubercular cattle is essential to the pre-
servation of human life, it will be well for him
to peruse these words of DIR. Charles Mayo of
Rochester, when he spoke to the members of the
American Medical Association.
81 sincerely believe am justified
in insisting that all milk consumed
should come from cows negative to the
tuberculin test.
Bovine tubercle bacilli are apt to
be abundantly present in milk sold to
the public where there is tuberculous
disease of the udder of the COW from
which it was obtained. This fact is gen.
orally recognized, though not adequate
~ guarded against.
'In addition to minimizing the fire.
quency of bovine tuberculosis in hu-
mans, those who let down the bars
against tuberculous cattle in the milk
supply contend that it is only when there
are gross LESSONS in the udder that there
is possibility of the disease spreading