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New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

The play. Our American Cousin q was being performed in Ford's thea. ter, Washington, D. C., when Lin, coin was shot.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

The foot and mouth disease is afflicting England; but it refers to cattle, not to vaudeville performers.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Another sign of coming spring: Renewal of the tent caterpillar war is being planned.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Happy thought. So much of a charity fund goes to pay overhead; why not give the office jobs to those who need charity?
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Now Is That Cleap?

Harriet: Isn't 1t simply aw-ful?' Bernice: "Yes, but it's secret 10 don't tell anybody. and if yo, tell 1t to Frances don't tell her whs told you because she's tho one that told me not to tell it!"
 Martin Rice
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

It isn't hard to develop" the na- tive of . backward country. Just put pants on him and hand him a spade.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
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 la>nses se ths Asassaaae1 fssss The Associated pTsO N exclusively sn. titled to the - fee re'1se!tea1oa 9! all nSvs erodatsd te t os aet othervise credited in this pap~ aad also local news publtshsd thsrsss.
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New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Facts aadEancie,
By Robert Quilien

Note to composing room: Leave standing the sub-head. Defense Will Plead Insanity"
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Items From The Darktown News Edited by Onyx and Florian (gupervised by Paul s. Powers)
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

If you think you hate mankind, it's because you hate yourself for having earned mankind's bad opin- ion.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Tuesday night. NIT. Pip was slightly cut by flying glass from de wind shield and bottle. \
 Adenoid Dumps was . Leap Year victim last week. He had been on fishing trip and when he spread his arms apart. to show how long de fish was which he caught. Miss Ammonia Gagsy leaped between 'em.
 Sixteen pairs ob bones rolled out ob Adcnoid Passey's sleeve during a dice game Monday night. De doc- tor says dat no bones were broken. Miss Jazxola Ecstascy am wearing a perfectly gorgeous winter coat made entirely oh chicken feathers. Dc local police am now trying to trace Jazzola's sweetie-as Farmer Napoleon spreader recognized one of de sleeves.
 Mir. Gin Juniper suffered bruises while trying to enter de post office through de revolving door Friday eve. De door wasn't revolving but NIT. Juniper surely waa.
 Weary OoIe am no aviatorman, but he sure hopped off when he sat on a red hot horseshoe in de Darktown Blacksmith and Brown smith Shop Wednesday P. M.
 Advertisements
 Notice to my Creditors! If you can get . dime out of my wife 1$'s more than I can do. Tonsil Tosis. Attention, Ministers. A I intends to enter de bonds ob matrimonials next week I will receive sealed bids from dem Darktown ministers which wishes to bid on de ceremony. I reserves de right to reject any or all bids. Ajax Screwpenny.
 No Now Possibilities
 Edna: How was the automobile show this year?"
 Judith: No good. They had the same old bunch of salesmen they had last year."
 J. C. Bains The man who lays out a lot of money to educate his children should consider it an education.
 They'll return the favor by giving him liberal education, too!
 Correctly Judged!
 Hamilton, Jr.: There's man outside that wants to See you about bill yon owe him, but he won't give me his name."
 Hamilton. Sr.: Well then. what does he look like 2"
 Hamilton. Jr., Well. he looks as though you'd better pay it."
 Otto krause, Jr.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

The final proof of broadminded- ness is to admit that other fountain pens may be as goo4 IS your fa- vorite.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Locals

Oboe Pip's flivver came violently into contact with g. telephone pole Tuesday night. NIT. Pip was slightly cut by flying glass from de wind shield and bottle.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

staadasa Feaosasas e ehs Fus
 Ehapi Free veFse A ca the wane. they ay, But sies vssse. Fun Shop rhymsA not they! The jokes that make folks srin and smile,
 They never will 70 out of style!
 Cassyiag It Outs Lucy: DO you mean to tell me you take that medicine oniy on Sun. days7"
 Dcr1: "Yes. The doctor told mo to take 1t religiovsly!"
 -Mn Noytoa Cman THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY There seems to bs no reason why there ahould be any stop to this commercial advertising. Why can't the telephone girl gay, Sorry you've been troubled. but have you tried luxury tooth paste?"
 Aviation Another rocket mariner Intends to fly to Venus: We hope he does. then she and ws Will haVs something between us!
 Sp0tiaG Everybody wants to fight Gene Tunney." says . sporting page head line. That Q an exasgeration! We don't!-
 The way these Chinese armies fight These war-like never.enders- You'd think they really were | bunch
 Of heavyweight contenders!
 GnoAnl
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
Spattae
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Social

Social
 Four lots of triplets were born in a Chicago home within a month. If this kind of thing goes on the birth-rate of that town may come to be higher than the death rate:
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Happy thought. So much of a charity fund goes to pay overhead; why not give the office jobs to those who need charity?
 If you think you hate mankind, it's because you hate yourself for having earned mankind's bad opin- ion.
 The final proof of broadminded . ness Is to admit that other fountain pens may be as soo4 as your fa- yorite.
 A nick town is a place where q preacher can't hold job unless he's humble enough to please the local rich man.
 In almost every organization there is an enthusiast whose mouth DOT trays a rosy future while somebody else does the work.
 Even the rd-boiled cynic does good. He inspires industry in those who might be leeches if he were an easy mark.
 Americanism: Hard knocks made me a success; I'm going to make things easier for my boy" sufficient proof that hell isn't in. habited by Americans. Nobody brags about how wonderful the place is. If all the people were precisely like the reformere, are you quite sure you would like the world bet. ter?
 What to do? If you buy a car to- day. some manufacturer is sure te make another 9S-cent cut tomorrow golf bag is that cylindrica' thing your toe hits just before you crack rib against pullman. A Scot isn't stingy. He just en. courages that idea so he can get &5 each for the jokes he writes abou, it.
 We can't all be superior. Some. body must build the jails for the clever boys who think one a boob to work. The objection toI democracy is that stealing from a fund doesn'i seem as dishonest as stealing from an individual.
 A single-track mind Is all right if you can sidetrick a prejudice to let an idea through. e
 Correct this sentence: "I really think said the new owner. that his car will go faster than mine"
 Copyright, 1928, Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

sead an osanmunicattoQs to Fua Shop D4leQe, oase e ths NeW ovttelo oWaA aD4 ZesR lstase VI - eagWo11oe e 1eU toge.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

A hick town is a place where q preacher can't hold a job unless he's humble enough to please the local rich man.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Adenoid Dumps was Leap Year victim last week. He had been on a fishing trip and when he spread his arms apart. to show how long de fish was which he caught. Miss Ammonia Gaggy leaped between 'em.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Continuing along the lines sug- gested last week, we inject q little seasonal seasoning into our column and set down what might have come to the ears of DIX fan had he been listening in on the night of Decem- Der A. 1776. and had there been any such thing as radio on that fate full date. Now, just sit back in your chair, close your eyes. and imagine yourself an ardent patriot in a group of military men and hoop-skirted maidens. with powdered wigs as thick as bobbed hair today. You hear:
 This is station WXYZ. located on the shore of the Delaware river near
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Mir. Gin Juniper suffered bruises , while trying to enter de post office through de revolving door Friday eve. De door wasn't revolving but
 MT. Juniper surely waA.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

In almost every organization there is an enthusiast whose mouth DOT trays rosy future while somebody else does the work.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Weary OoEe am no avlatorman, but he sure hopped off when he sat on red hot horseshoe in de Darktown Blacksmith and Brown smith Shop Wednesday P. M.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

Even the hard boiled cynic does good. He inspires industry in those who might be leeches if he were an easy mark.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18

The op3y pre9Atle advaseisiao aaediam \. thr Cfts, Orcviatioa hoeka cad prsss room slwsys sDsa to sdverttssrs.
New Britain herald., 1928-02-18
THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY

Another rocket mariner
 Intends to fly to Venus: We hope he does. then she and ws
 Will haVs something between us!
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24
M. E. CHURCH W. F. Baldwin, Pastor.

11:00 A. M. Morning Worship and Sabbath School. Navigation is now closed, so let us settle down and be faithful to our church. Bible study classes for all ages.
 ZOO P. M., Evening Worship; Popular Song Service; Responsive Reading: Prayer; Choir: Offering; and Sermon.
 Thursday, November 18th. is our Annual National Thanksgiving Fay. We will hold our Thanksgiving ser vice in the Church at 11:0) A. Nj. Everyone is invited. Any white people who wish to come in will te welcome end will find the right side section as they enter reserved for them. Rev. Newton will bring the Thanksgiving message. MT. Englestadt will sing.
 Wednesday night is for our reg ular Service of Song and Prayer Also a series of illustrated talks Ojl 3IUlc lEutNS.
 The Superintendent of the Meth odist Mission wishes to thank all who So generously subscribed to the Mission funds.
 The Boring Native Brotherhood met last week and elected officers for the coming year. The follow ing were elected:
 President ..............-... Norman Leo Vfce-Pres. .....-.... Geo. Woekloak Secretary ....-.... Fred Tattuk Treasurer ......... Tommy Luke Sgt. at Arms ..--.----.--- Jack Apuk
 The club is looking forward to a good season. On Thanksgiving Day the Club will hold . dinner. and on December 9th it will hold the Annual Banquet.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

THE WEATHER during the fast week showed Nomeites a fOretaSte of the real styles in Seward Pen insula weather. The temperature went to 21 degrees below zero on two occasions, and then broke with a child-sized blizzard Thursday Boring Sea. although carrying some mush ice refuses to close.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24
FIRST TRAIL MAIL SUNDAY

According to information kindly furnished the Nugget by Mrs. Ruth Cameron, Nome's efficient Acting Postmistress, the first trail mail will reach Nome tomorrow, Sun- day The outgoiEg mail will close Monday evening. ordinary mail at 5 o'clock and Registered mail at 4 o'clock.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24
LOCAL NEWS

GEORGE ROBINSON. cook for the local Coast Guard crew, had the misfortune to fall on the ice while skating Monday night. and broke one Of his legs. He is in the Maynard Columbus Hospital where the member was set by pr. 0 Hara. and is reported to be do- ing nicely
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24
.aTRPLANE NEWS

Up to the time of going to press this afternoon, no word had been received from Noel Wien and his Stinson Detroiter. expected to ar rive at Nome today with the mail from the Outside. The last heard from the plane Was that it arrived at Fortuna Ledge yesterday. but communication from that point is so slow that the plane could easily arrive at Nome before message.
 As soon as the plane arrives, with the first favorable weather, it is expected to take oil for Ele- phant Point and Candle. carrying three passengers. as follows: Sen ator-elect Richard N. Sundquist. for Candle, Representative-elect Alfred J. Lomen, and w. B. Miller, of the U. S. Biological Survey, both for Elephant Point.
 NOME FEDERATED CHURCH
 Rev. R. z. Newton, Pastor. Sunday School ............ 11:OO A. M. Evening Worship .-....-... 7:45 P. M.
 A regular Thanksgiving pro gram will be rendered Sunday eve- ming. including the following:
 History of Thankseiving-Louise Harlan.
 Vocal Solo-Miss Rris.
 Special Musical Number K. E Julian.
 Thanksgiving z. Newton
 Thanksgiving should be one of the habits of our lives. but let us make this real Thanksgiving ser vice. All are invited
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

THE REBEKAHS will give a social to all Rebekahs and odd Fellows and their families on next Monday evening, after their reg ular lodge meeting. The guests will be received at 800 D. m. A program will be presented with dancing and luncheon following, and an excellent evenings enter tainment is promised.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

HUGH DWELL. City Attorney. had the misfortune to slip on the icy street the fore part of the week, and sprained an ankle very painfully He is at home recuper- ating nicely.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

THE FIRE DEPARTMENT re- sponded Wednesday to an alarm from Frank Martins house, an overloaded stove and pipe being the cause No damage resulted.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

BOB SCHEIDL, the genial pro prietor of the old Chase Roadhouse at the mouth of Dexter creek on Nome river, came in town Friday and returned today He reports ttat the trail from his place to the Bessie is fine for dogteams, and he came that far on skis, but from the Bessie to town there is very little snow on the road.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24
LOCAL NEWS

CARL and GUS REINISCH will leave Sunday with loac of sup plies for their claims on Rock creek where they will prospect this win ter. Leo Kent the we'll known transfer man, will haul them and
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

SLUSH ICE filled Boring Sea Friday, November 23rd, for the first time this fall.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

MIR. and MRS. s. D. MAZEN, of the |. S. Bureau of Education, sta toned at Wales. writing under date of November 10th. which arrived yesterday. stated that they had a rather unpleasant trip on the Sil- Ter Wave. due to northeast storm which prevented them from landing at the village However, they were able to land at Tin City from which point they walked to the tin mines, where arrangements were made to have dog team convey them to Wales
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

ANDY NYLEN, Representative elect. Independent. plans to leave for the outside shortly by airrlane. He will visit in the States for some time before the legislative session begins.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

sourdough Stationery consisting 0: 25 printed envelopes and 2b printed letter heads, for |1.oo. as Ncgget once.
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

LEHMANN'S STORES are now finished and the Ladies and Mems Furnishing Department is now be ing moved into the addition west of the present Grocery Department. Moving started Friday, and it is hoped to have finished this work in time for the opening of business Monday. The office has been nov ed from the Grocery Department into the new Dry Goods Department which is a great improvement, pro- viding more space in the grocery and meat departElents..
The Nome nugget., 1928-11-24

HARRY BRAN T. the noted ft.hjo player, who remain ad in Nhme for the win or, and ;'no is now in charge of the music for the coming big event the Eagles Masquerade Ball, has the distinc- tion of having organized and led the ketchikan Eagle Orchestra, which is now and for number of years has been known as one of the best dance orchestras in Alaska MT Brandt promises a real treat in music and as the winter progresses will develop all organization which will please the public
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
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Some girls may have Ii bGt
Maria Alba, the most sparkling per
~onality to be brought under the
tutciagc Of Fox Films executives in
many months. literally speaking,
has "rvcrythin&. =
Maria was formerly known as Ma
ria ca.aiuara, ,he most beautiful
scnorita in Spain. In Hollywood,
at the FoN West Coast Studio, she
was found TO be a colorful actress
with potential stellar qualities.
While grooming her for stardom, OF
ficialS decided to change her name
to one that would be cuPhonious and
easy to remember.
BESIDES the perfection of features
and petite figure, this daughter Of
the dons possesses an abundance Of
pep and enthusiasm, Il smile that
shows a flashing glcam Of white
teeth and radiance Of dark eyes.
Her current FoS Films rclease is
Road House, story Of flaming
youth ami a prodigal son. Featured
also are Warren Burke and Lionel
Barrymore with Il brilliant support
ing cast. Richard Resson directed
this production which IS coming TO
the Airdomc Theatre tonight.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
POLICE ASKED 10
AID SEARCH FOR
MISSING 7 r | @
by United Press Leased Wire

LOS ANGELES, Sept. iii
bert La Iluis, New Iceland Mich.
retired fnancicr, his wife and Fred
j. Walter, asserted La Jolla oil man,
all Of whom disappeared August IS
while investigating oil properties
near Bakersfield, wpr" sought today
by police and private detectives
The search was started by La
lluiS daughter, Mrs. II. S. Goth, of
Cincinnati, when she could not To-
cate her parents at a Seattle hotel,
at which they had written they
they would stop.
Local attorneys, representing La
lIuis, said he bought $1,000 in oil
properties and leases from Walter,
sight unseen, > in the past four
years.
RICHARD c. Goodspecd, one of the
attorneys, said that when inresti-
CATION did not disclose the where
abouts Of the properties, La HIuia
and his wife went with Walter to
see them.
Since La ITuis wrote 10 his daugh-
ter from Bakersfield She has not
heard from any member of the par
ty.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
Case
Near Completion

1t was expected that the ease Of
Earl Knsingcr Of Calipatria dis
trict Woujd 20 to the jury late this
%ftcrnoou Ein.:ngrr is on trial in
.udgo fjurov', court on charge
Of auIa#tul possession Of sti'h
l. l.. Holmes, cn.uf oi police of
C&Iipdtrla, EcputE Sheriff Harold
Gillett aaA Helen Carroll took tine
stand vest. rda> Afternoon and this
morning for the prosecution. The"
told of tia arrest Of K.usingnr and
two others and tn" seizure Of ta'
alleged still at the time.
This morn;a2 K,Hsjngcr took tine
stand in his oNn behalf. He said
that one Of the other two arrested
G. II. Masica lad come to hi, home
after him on TIN. morning Of bis
arrest. II lad gon, 20 Musirk 5
place to help him fix an a omobi,r
and aftgc finding tha- u spring
which ha bad taken there would uot
fit the broken machine Of Mu.iak,
lie entered the house lie said ,hat
fe had uaat TO bed and fell asioen
awal,inS t. lHd himself under ar
rest.
kinsineor's testimony was cor
roh grated bg MuSiy',.
The defense then closed its cos'
and argument t. the jury WAS begun
by tap Respective counsel Thr d.,
fcnsc. handled by Ernest Uticy, hal
finished argument when noon recess
Wis called. L. H. Patterson wa, II
coaPic,a argument for the prosccu-
tion Hhoa court roconvcucd 1T ,
q clock.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
Indian C0r4fessee
To Old Murder
ny Inttcn rre.s Lcnsrd tNirc

EJ REkA. GAi., Sept. II en-.
of Calitouia : most b#ffIiug mur-
der mysteries WIS cleared up toIay
through the confession ot Jack Gy-
an, LaIf breed Indian.
Ryan made a G#tai'ed confession
late vs. .raaE 70 lie killing Or Car
m.n WAGNER, year-e}I N.rrlac
lair.d",s~rr, and her h@Htlp& com.
ranion, Henry Sweet, ON eoya,,
Flat in Ctohc-, lg2-.
Attcr The confession Ryan WAS
taken before ,luasc Thom3s ~cNa4o
and >eataaeed t life imprisonment
in san Quentin state prison
The ha}f-breeI was already un-
der two concunre&t sentences OF on
to 50 years for his confessed as.
saut on Two white girls rceeutiv.
'or three years IUmooldt county
authorities aided by some Of th"
best csimiaolog in the state had
attempted - solve tie dual killing
of the Coyote Flat country.
Ryan was arrested on cir.umstaa-
cial ayidence and tried 1at tAc jury
acquitted hia.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
Bandit Holds Up
S. p. Train

Los ANGELES, Sept 1.-two
score passengers on the Southern
Pacific Lark turned over 5000 to
a masked two-gun handi' between
Los Angeles and Glendale last
night.
III" c"..nan appeared as the train
left tn" station here for fast ran
10 S#a Francisco. He lined paSsaD-
gers on the side Of tn" CIR and
forced T. r. Holt, Of san Francisco,
20 uaSs haf.
When the collection was complete
md the train slowed down tor Glen.
da'c, the bandit swung from the
train and escaped.
III" hoIduP WIS almost exact in
details to one on the Santa Ec roqd
her" two weeks ago. In the first in
>tan"" ras~,ngors lost only 500.
Witnesses, who saw last night
bandit leave the train. said h. es-
car1d in "n automobile driven bv
Young Blonde woman.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
FLAMES Destroy
Campbell Home

FVcmcn were called out carly
this morning by telephone wncn the
home Of Il. w. Campbell on Thc
Dahlia cYnal, a short distance west
cf town, caught fire and burned to
the ground.
The city fircIncn' answering the
call went as far as the city limits
and learning that the blaze was ont
sid" Of town returned to the station.
The fire is believed TO have start
Cd from defective wiring and tn"
house, q wooden structure was soon
u mass of flames. There was little
chance Of saving it even had the
firemen from the city continued on
TO the blaze, it is believed by city
authorities.
The residents of the house were
unable to save any of the furnish
ingS, being Just able 70 get out in
time to avoid being trapped by the
flames.
Imperial Valley press., 1928-09-14
Young Net Star
In Semi Finals
ry United PRESS t,eaxrd wire .

&AN FRANCISCO, Sept. ll-A
blonde school boy from Santa Pare
hara gave tie Wise ones Of oaIifor-
vii ,aaaais the 2.eaaass jolt in his
tory ve-t.rt.. and ;oday is entered
in Tia. .ai-i..a,s ii ..@te slm"p.oa.
ship.
&aIja Gl.dd.H. th- Junior from
Santa barbara, whose play has hron
% sensation daring ta, title touraa-
ucHt .t The Calitogsia T.nHis Club,
caurtudcd his amazing string o. vi.
tories ~ winning from craHs,ou
Holman, Pacific coast Champion
-. a-j. c..
ll~ took l.s cider and moro OK
rnr'.urod opponent by -amris. oa'
p,aycd him IT Ii uwa back eaHa
cam" and tau advanced to tn.
a.t 10 .hoa- lis sl1 tioG,E th.e
With 4reat display Of tolay ing.
I,oimaa bad been considered AN easy
fira.ist in the mems singles and h.-
defeat ~ Glodhili vas one of tu.
greatest ursot5 ever seen on q Cali
fsfaia court.