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BRIDEGROOM FOUND DEAD
Arrest of Wife Ordered After Dis
covery of Mans Body.

AMBRIDGE, Pa, November 3 Gp.-
Married only yesterday, Mrs. Andrew
Duda, formerly Miss Mary Cooper Of
Baltimore, was tonight ordered arrested
in consequence of the finding Of the
body of her husband in the cellar of
his home today. suspended by a rope
from a rafter. Duda was 56 years old.
His stepchildren told the police their
father appeared in high spirits after
the wedding. They said he left note
for the bride, the contents OF which
she refused TO disclose.
The body was found by Mrs. Duda.
Coroner H. c. McGarber ordered her
arrest pending an inquest Wednesday.
Evening star., 1928-11-04

ROME, November 8 R.-Frank
Chapman. Son-in-law of the humorist,
Irwin Cobb, tonight made his operatic
debut in III Trovatore" at the Adrian
Theater. He was cool and unperturbed
although he had only two weeks to
learn his role Of Conte di Luna,
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WOMEN ATTACKED,
THIRD MYSTERIOUSLY
INJURED IN STREET

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Evening star., 1928-11-04

a lew udyo bIlC COIluIOLOAl CiChkn up,
No Permanent Damage.
1t Is unlikely that any permanent
damage is done, Dr. Laurens said. since
the retina is not injured. Cataracts
out, to both ultra violet and infra-red
neutrality-suspicious. to the infra-
red just below the visible spectrum.
Recent experiments showing the be-
havior of plants under diverse light ex-
posures were described by DR.. John M.
Arthur of the Boyce Thompson Insti-
tute of Yonkers, N. Y. Plants grown in
open sunlight were kept as controls over
plants grown in five greenhouses, each
covered with a glass filter which admits
ted only certain parts of the solaf
spectrum. No marked difference in time
and amount Of Towering was observed
in plants grown under ordinary window
glass or under glass which admitted a
greater percentage of ultraviolet, those
grown under blue light were normal ex-
cept for being very much dwarfed. while
the red end OF the spectrum caused
them to grow tall and spindly.
The tomato plant, he showed, can
not stand constant 24-hour illumina-
ton and does its best with IL hours of
light each day. Over the l2-hour limit
the plants die very rapidly. 1t was first
thought, DR.. Arthur said. that this was
a case of diabetes in plants, caused by
light of high intensity, producing more
sugar and Starches in the plant system,
but no great change was found when
the intensity of the light was lowered.
Buckwheat, he showed. flowers with any
where from to "a hours illumination
day.
Plants exposed directly to ultra -Yiolet
light. he demonstrated. are quickly in
1ured. the extent. Of the injury depend
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sALE--AUTOMOBTLEs.
EMERSON & ORME.
GOLD SEAL. BUICK.
n. -, tTTi %
"a Guaranteed Used Car"


Buick 1923 Master 4-pass.
Coupe.
Buick 1927 Master 4-door Sedan.
Buick 1927 Master 2-door Sedan.
Buick 1927 Stand. 2 and 4 door
Sedans.
Buick 1923 Master 6 5-pass. Sdn.
Nash 1926 4-door SedaR.
Chrysler 1926 20 Sedan.
Chevrolet 1926 Light Delivery
run 500 miles.
Buick 1926 Master 4-door Sedan.
Dodge 1926 B Coupe.
Buick 1923 Standard SPIT. Rdstr.
1920 M ST. NV. Decatur $3.50.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
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INSTRUCTION. COURsES.

iEy9- WoMRH-J0Bs FOR LINOTYPE oP-
ersiors: s50-sGo weekly. short houFs burton
Jsfaetype School. $50 nv. Day sna eye
Tefxs TERM Will BEGIN MONDAY, SEPT
eth Write for cata}oaus. Pull course ~
ef1Jnes YeG3o operating LABORATORY anAtfhctloh
sn6s junior engineering Might classes fea~
so-anje tsy3tton charge, easy terms OF pay
nent LOOMS Radio College 4os UP ST.
Kan 1890 --...- ~
TEEsg 70 DRIVE AUTO. SPECIAL
eotjYss IS. Also single lessons; licensed white
n eeTs; lowest rate IA city. Cali any TIME.
1fhKTONE West 1918. Ext. 4Ds. 2.
1F DOUBTER. PASS ON PROGRESSIVE;
rsa6--9tudY BOYD Shorthand in 80 school
Yays" worlds most fetnAfEhDIs SYSTEM
resHs Ike PRINT: stood every test fof 10
years NI~wSY touch fypnE. spelhng. 5e1.
Tnr asenos course. mos. Boyd graduates
carr large salaries; start toeayt earn more.
BOYD SCHOOL. 1893 q. Main zSss.~
YYyNcsY AND SPANISH COACHING. MRS,
r9TFIDg 20s2 ~ r. ave ~. Phone Po-
farssxf 1896 before an. --'.
LEyTC3 DRIVING TAUGHT QUICKLY EZ-
rert lady and man INSTRUCTOR CONOvEs.
siZf 81. NV. West S9bs. ~
AUTO DRIVING QUICKLY TAUGHT. IN
e,lirs about our new method, licensed Whibe
fren; established 10 years. Gail Lin, " -
syyfgsg WITH gNDEVEIDPED TALENT FOR
TTswsnx. large studios offer practical spare
faYA training. viii interview only bhosf WhN
6rsfft 70 make commercial art q profession
Inoyefs BOZ z35-E, Star ONCE -
TEARS To FLY-hyLATIOa OFFERS Ex.
Fspt.or ~ opportunities Inquire At Wa&nluE'
tor Airport, south END OF Highway Bridge
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CHRYSLER.

CHRYSLER. 4
CHRYSLER. ~
USED CAR z
DEPARTMENT.
BUY WITH 4
SAFETY.
INVITE THE
BREEZE,
OF AUGUST
DAYS
IN A CAR
FROM
H. b. LEARY, JR., & BROS.
1923 Chrysler g Coach, demon
strator.
1927 Chrysler 20 Royal Sedan.
1927 Hupp E Cpe., rumble seat
1926 Willys-Knight 4-door Sdn
1927 Dodge Sedan.
1927 Chrysler 90 Coach. {
1926 Chrysler 20 Roadster.
1927 Hudson Coach.
1926 Nash Spec. 4-door Sedan.
1926 Dodge Roadster.
1927 Chevrolet Sedan.
1927 Chrysler 50 Landau Sedan
1927 Chrysler 20 Coupe.
AND OTHERS.
Fl. B. LEARY. JR.. & BROS.
Distributors.
1921 14th St. NV.
North 1926. Night. North 6826
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FAVE yTysT BROUGHT out two new hand
sea ox ard must have new salesnen; no eH-
~ rserce needed These soaps sell them :
SsissxT Must have automobile or MOTOR
~rgs aFaff aide car You work near nome.
'fiee rseraectscgt Can Co. Hartford. Conn.
sHf,Es- MANAGERS ~; statesmen ~: "a:
,sfs~-sastn field; no oor-to-dooT, ietteIs
eniy National Sales Manager. II , 81. nv.
eKTTE1FSH fer once labor saving machines
sud Aevlces Write fully 10 q. w. Cox
sol z st ne.
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waNTEn-AGENTs.

STATE REPRESENTATIVES, able to finance
themselves can make TEN thousand = ss saS.,,
sfr kseffeT Dtn9os.tion On the market. nan
Insrs-Rea Co 800 n. Fairfax St, Ale1an-
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Ten More
NFt AAAAFk =
Subdivision Statesmen.

Subdivision Statesmen.
h.vsr~ eer@xx To Ire 2on.foot Lee honie-
xsrd and will require 10 more hrss-class
asiesreopse, men or women with o previous
rsrnrc al success VIII also train few
frexperienred people who have ability ana
are vvYiling to work. Sales closed Tor you
Sssrgrr free training period. Call 81 a4n5
New YORK ave and ask for sales manager.
RUBY LEE MIEAR, INC.
ICES New York Ave Main Il4s.
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; Showrooms for Your
Convenience.
I'LL 14th ST. $40 M ST. NV.
and
Champlain st. at Kalorama Rd
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HEIp-MALE AND FEMALE.

NAN AND WIFE. English or Japanese pre-
feTrec, for new home in Reading, Pa, Man
fer butler and occasional chauffeur Wife
20 cook and keep house. Address. giving
details and salary expected, to Box o3-A'
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PERSONAL.
The rate under heading OF Personal
Is 3 cents per line additional TO the
regular line rate.

SLI-DAY SIGHTSEEING TOURS TO
GettrsburK battieAflds, Shenandoah Endless
competent drivers and guides. Lin. s47o-W.
NURSE. wfTH LOVELY SUBURBAN HOME.
vaiescent; reasonable charge. Shepherd 1901.
MOTHERS CARE GIVEN INFANTS AND
small children from one TO I'VE pn each
twenty Ave cents per hour, {whte) so
st. NV. BY appointment
pHYsIOTHERAPIsT. GRADUATE NURSE.
masseuse; electric treatments, baths o., su ,.
81 e n n'sa'' Franklin iisss -.s'.
EVERY CARE GIVEN coNvALEscENTs,
home tSagas'4 lsss Kaiorams I'd Adams 1850:
ELECTRICAL TREATMENTS IN
vieofati ng, body building: ii % e 2 v Frank
52o3. l0i Dist. Nat. Bank GKACE NASH.
moysd rom 81: s64 20 s27 7th st. Plates re,
gsiIsa Thils yeg "a =. 81 My new NATURAL
/ sEassaC.F PHYgIOTHERAPY. CHIRoPRAC-
| tie. SARA j. HOLMsTROM. 500 East Capt.
/ tot st. Phone Lincoln 1887. au5l'
/ JoHEson REST HOME FOR INyALIDs;
! day care I773 Lanier pl, Col 5377.
/ REMODEL YOUR HOUSE INTO BEAUTI~
ful stuceo nome at small cost MAKES i nonss
v Wepk b. e1Dsrts Terms arranged Ever
| isStons Prod corp. 1903 Eye st. n ". Main
VIZ pay u 10 $40 P0R USED SUITS AND
/ ogerc0ats Prices paid for worn eiolning'
! ladies and gentlemen. always hlEnest; Wssh'
Clothing Ex, e33 % st, NV Main S3Is
ELECTRICAL TREATMErTs GIVEN BY A
! masSeuse for all chronic conditions Poto-
mac 5343 - ..-r-.--... y
SLIP COVERS. oyERsTUFFED Sep, cusH-
ions. snap fasteners, incl material bipT
II T. TsheFwood. 1913 zsth Sc. LIN, $3.50
| PRIVATE PARTY HAVING
| met with financial reverses, will
sacrifice family diamonds. nd
dress Box l02-X, Star office. y
REMODEL YOUR HOUSE
INTO A BEAUTIFUL
STJCCO HOME.
! Old dwellings made nrepfoof and modern
I ~ very anal cost and without disturbing
/ interior You can completely mOdernize and
yeatitiiy your present home Nv femoasllnk
! with BtueeG Cost repaid IN SAVING OF futnFs
! paint and repairs Property value doubled
! Saves fuel Lsaks wallis repaired. MAhts
! home ffeproof and weathefpf0of AIS" pa
| pering aud printing. electric wiring
! Cost Moderate Work Guaranteed
, ] Convenient Terms Arranged.
. Get Our Estimate Without Obligation
| Phone Main s4i
! ATLAS CONTRACTING 60.
1903 Eve St. NV.
MAIN Gal
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
CRY CRY A. ?. Arnold, 1928 d st. NV. Main
APPAREL tmenS, women's and children'S
needed for rummage sale, also curtains;
dishes. RUGS and miscellaneous articles; VIII
pay cash, Phone Mr.. Winger, FIR, l27o-J. %
APPAREL. meas, women's and childrens,
for rurnmaEe sale; household articles cur
tains, bedding, etc. Will pay cash Cali Mr..
Cohen. Franklin 9iS2 2489. or bring TO 4oT
K st. NV. or 1885 L NV ---
BOOKS BOUGHT, Main s54s. It'll st.
NV. Paul Pearlman. -
FURNITURE of every description; best
prices paid. Write or phone Main $685..
Square Deal Furniture Co. SOL Eye st. NV.
FURNITURE OF all kinds wanted: best prices
paid. Capital Furniture Co: 62l La ave
NV. or phone Franklin l026l .-
FURNITURE pay more money for your
La. ave. NJ. $500 Adams 100 after pm.
FURNITURE - You will set highest cash
prices for all kinds of furniture, rugs or
anything OF value by calling Franklin 70S3.
Established over Is years for honest deal
inEs Notes Furniture House. 405 10th st.
NV. Be sure to call US before you sell =
GOLD. silver. watches. diamonds and old
iewelry needed In our Manufacturing dept.
Full cash value paid SelinRers, BIS So.
OLD ooLD-Brins your. old cold, silver, plat
need them in our manufacturing dept; will
pay highest prices. A. Kahn Inc, gas st.
STORE FIXTURES. office furniture and
stocks OF merchandise Entire contents
ANYTHING TO SELL?
Phone Main 1889 Or Main 1889;
wEsCHLERS, 800 PA, AVE. NV.
automobiles. etc. Thirty-seyen years serving
the Washington public.
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FOR GOOD USED CARS
SEE BOB BAYNE.
Big Price Cut.

Low TERMS.
20l2 18th ST, NV.
PHONE DECATUR iis3.
REAL. BARGAINS.
stsr, Win rumble seat 800 ' ssas
Chrysier 4 TourinE fRcondtinneh ,, 4ah
rhrxsier / Touring Observation-Disclosures. 3ph
Hudson bspass Sedan, good as new STa
Hudson 7spass. Touring ,.,,..t...,,,.. aqb
bodice TOURING balloon tires. In sxrel-
lent condition, ,,,-4,. .,s,..st,4s,tss 100
Dodge TOURING, runs aaod, ,,.,s.,4t..., 90
Chevrolet 4ed0or Sedan .,.,,t..,sst,t,.5 Aah
Chevrolet Coach ,,.,.,t,,.,... $50
Chevrolet Ceape .,.,t. ..,,t5.,.s,t,., a9A
Hunmohiie TOURING, disc wheeis. ,,,,..., las
REQ 81 ton speed Wagon ....,.4.,,. los
Ford Light Delivery ...t..,.,,4,.. IL
Al Cars IN Al shane Terms or Trade,
MANHATTAN GARAGE,
i70a 7th NJ, NV
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RrsINEss iNsTRucTION.
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

WuYM YOU NEED hyKl-elAss help, call North
yg<6e. Jobs ail kinds. Southern Employ mTbt
OrscC. 10s $ ST n.F
szTsYNfs JRhPKEns, sz9-.zS W no charge
S5Sless placed Washington Employment EE-
change. zi4 National Press bldK, i4tn
eotvPHERR BROTHERS Employment Sefy-
tss Mrs !. Il Muller, v0eati@nAi coDn-
srior, 1888 r 81. Nv Main ssfi
sss,yt O(g typlst. bookEeepsf, elrf1esi help,
&c grse regtstfg Main 233s. 1888 O 81. nv.
Bovd Employment Service.
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ROOMS AM ROARD.

Ii16 Is ST. NE,~Front room. semi private
bath, continuous hot water, use OF tele~
phone; board optional Sc
HTLLcREST. 1900 18th ST, Nw.~-washing-
tons most beautiful home; hotel attractions;
ballroom sAFee and small roomSl private
bath eptienaE real home eooeins cen,
trally located moderate rates, Col eTsa ii'
1857 MONROE ST. NV Attractive eonbls
room, twin beds IN modern home, excel
lent hoard; reasonable, Col Ssse- ~
l6i4 ALLISON ST. NV Refined gentlemen
may obtain splendid room and board IN
eish.clasS private home, Col laTs-1 =
a2S MD, AVE. NE Large, double room for
= fenned Girls or man and wife. home
cooking home environments
laAe CALVERT .ST,~~Deltehtful large room.
all green vegetAhleS served, home SeaAoning
small tables Phone Col SaTi
lIol MASS ave. The Southern club
Nice location walking distance. excellent
hoard OF reasonable price
tAit KENNEDY 81 Nw.-Nicsly furnished
room, semi-prtvste bath private detached
nome: cleo hot water excellent eeAfd 4
tcantinaed en- Next Fasel
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YOUNG MAN OR WOMAN
AS ASSISTANT OFFICE
MANAGER.

Experienced with double en-
trv bookkeeping, retail credits
and stenography. Must be &C
curate and rapid. Apply Mr..
Fred Pelzman. the Fashion
Shop. 9th and f SIS. NV, ) 80
afternoon.
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RENT OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

4i3 @ ST Me- unfurniShed rooms.
amt s.
1880 10Th NW-rwo large third floor rooms
large closets; porch reasonable s.
AHA list ST Three anfurniShed rooms
With electric light EaS, heat ana Garase
North SOFT ~
SIS IRVING ST NV Entire and floor, 3
rms, kitchen. h.~w h. elee., gas: new horne
private family; reasonable. adults.
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HAWKINS.
DEPENDABLE USED CARS
! HAWKINS NASH MOTOR
COMPANY, INC,
1888, 1909 14th St. NV.
Decatur 1920.

PRICES SLASHED.
MUST HAVE ROOM.
Pontiac Landau-Sedan, 1927.
Pontiac Cabrtolet, 1927.
Pontiac Coach. 1925.
Pontiac Coupe. 1925.
Oakland 2-door Sedan, 1877.
Oakland Touring, 1925.
Oakland TOURING. 1924
Oakland Touring, 1928
Hupmobfle Brougham, 1928.
Hupmobile Broughau, 1924
Studebaker 5-pass. Broughsm, 172S
Studebaker 7-pass. Sedan
Willys-Knight Sedan.
Oldsmobie Sedan. 1924
Hudson Coach. late model.
Ford 2-door Sedan, 1925
Ford Coupe. 1927.
Dodge Business Sedan. late model.
These and many others to pick from, Ths
prices will surprise you; every car reduced
All cars ready TO go Easy terms.
!. l.. IERMAN CO.. INC.
West 1880 3342 M St NV.
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HUDSON-ESSEX.
FIT-YOUR-
POCKETBOOK SALE.

In our selection of good used
cars you will find just the car
YOU want at Just the price YOU
want to pay--a rare combina-'
ton.
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4II-DAY SIGHTSEEING TOURS TO
C5pttrsburK battieaeldx. Shenandoah Endless
and f,uFay Caverns Lincoln end Buick ears;
competent drivers and guides. Lin, s470-W
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS

be if it were taken seriously.
 The oldheads can't tell the beginners how. They them selves know very we'll how lit tie of their achievement came about by their own efforts; how much was due to an ad- mixture of chance, of favor able circumstances and boost ing of others. There is no spe- cific direction making straight the road to success. The eld- CTS never can persuade the boys and girls at commence ment that they are to tread paths marked with footprints. The optimistic, eager, advent urous spirits, who for a whole years have been accustomed to the dignity of being called "seniors," are bent on nothing less than the conquests of new worlds. Commencement means to commence, not to finish.
 It is we'll. The wisest who have lived have not made the world what it ought to be. The job has not been very we'll done. There is much that needs commencing. We need better cities and better farms, better government and better citi- zens; better business and bet ter recreation, better industries and better arts--in the whole category of what has been ac- 3omplished there is nothing hat could not be better. Turn he graduates loose without too much hampering advice. After all, each must create his world for himself.
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COMMENCERS.

Success" is the topic as the school period ends. The world receives it's yearly accession of school-trained youngsters with somewhat the same sense of hopes and fears and responsi. bilities that it feels for the babies. The boys and girls out of school are born again to new and enlarged phases of life ex, perience, and the world is anx. ious about them.
 What should seem simpler then than that the world should delegate it's successful! ones to give the formula of success to the newcomers? Pass the word along to the novices; you have succeeded; tell them how you did it. The result is disappointing or would
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

ence of one son or of one daughter, but of all children. It is like health, sunshine and the other treasures of life, val ued most when gone.
 Mothers Day is not an old day as such events are reckon ed and in some respects it is not essential to the true relat- ion between mother and child. There are any number of sons and daughters to whom a Mothers Day is not necessary to show proper respect and devotion to that parent. To them every day is Mothers Day, but there are others whose affection is no less but whose thoughts go astray that do find in this yearly observ- ance the suggestion for doing the thing that they really but forgot.
 meant all along to do or to say
 The wearing of a flower, the writing of letter, the pilgrim age to a grave, the especially tender kiss, these and kindred expressions of child-love for mother are appropriate on Mothers Day. To those who have, Mothers Day should be embraced to it's fullest oppor- tunity, for there comes a time when Mothers Day makes the heart ache with longing and the sense of a terrible loss.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19
MINES KEEP RAIL-
 ROADS BUSY.
Mining Truth

Ralph F. Couch, Washington statician, analyses reports of the Interstate Commerce Com mission and finds that 56.2% of the freight carried on Amer ican railroads consists of the products of mines. For Can ada it is probable that the pro- portion is even greater.
 Other industries contribute as follows to the nations freight bill: Farm products, 8.36% forest products, 7.85% livestock, 1862 manufactur- CTS and all other tonnage, 25.- 11%.
 Does this explain why all railroad men should join hands with mining men in thwarting the efforts of those who would hogtie the mineral industry by impossible taxes and restrictive laws?
 Consider the additional fact that most manufactures de pend on mineral products for their raw materials. Agricult- ure, it is true, supplies the ne- cessities of existence; but min ing furnishes the essentials of civilization.
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MOTHERS DAY.

Mothers Day releases the flood gates of tender memories Or many men and women. To others who still possess that neaven-loaned saint it ought to mean more than it ever can mean until the borrowed is re- turned.
 It seems to be part of the hu- man scheme of things that no matter how much a mother is appreciated in life, the real ap- oreciation comes only after she IS gone. This is not the experi-
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Bringing a crew of IS men with him to work on the devel- opment of his Is copper claims in the 'Nabesna country. D. c. Sargent, of Hyattsville, Md, arrived at Cordova recently and left soon after for the interior.
 MT. Sargent, who has been prospecting in Alaska since the early days of the gold rush, and who has worked around this section for the last 15 years, located his present property about 200 miles from Chitina. It contains both high and low grade ore, he said. If the ore is found in sufficient quantity to warrant product ion, Sargent hopes to make connection with the Kennecott Copper Exploration whereby they would extend their rail- road to the district and work the property.
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About the only difference be- tween the "cake eater" of to- day and the dude" of the past century is that the dude is dead.
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She: "No. Why can't you make love to me like a knight of old?"
 He: Do you mean to say you'd like to sit on a cast iron knee?"
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She-But you told me you cannot meet your creditors. He-Oh, by love, that's an awful fib. Why I meet 'em wherever I go, really!"
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It isn't difficult to teach the heather to wear clothes. They don't see any news photo graphs.
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"Yes."
 And did he seem sorry?" Yes" He said he was sorry, although he didn't know the man personally"
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The Indians may have had their faults in the old days, but they surely knew how to pick their summers.
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Girls! l! !Oh, girls! Now's your chance,
 To do your Stuff" right at this dance,
 This is Leap Year, so don't be slow,
 Grab your shiek-and-then- Let's Go.
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 a season or two, all the costume bathing beauty will require will be a box of axlegrease. Eskimo women chew boot leather and Ben Oien says he knows women who chew the rag.
 The earnings of the bootleg ger business are very we'll named when they are referred to as "the gross receipts" Bill-"Say, Jack, how did you get that red on your lips?" Jack-"That's my tag for parking too long in one place." People always admire a man with opinions of his own if his opinons match their prejudices. If only those who like to pluck flowers along the high way would get the blooming idiots.
 The shorter wave lengths are more successful. Now if the radio orators could learn some thing.
 One reason why wee girls have better complexions is be- cause somebody uses soap on them more frequently.
 Another way to exterminate our wild life would be to do more spanking.
 Nature balances things. Only the sharp ears get the cutting remarks.
 You've probably noticed the scarcity of bargains in things you need.
 He: What's the matter? Don't you like the way I make
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Just for Fun

The chances are that within a season or two, all the costume a bathing beauty will require will be a box of axlegrease.
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said Jean. Tom was the man
 Did you tell him I was mar ried?" asked Nellie eventually.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

Professor: "Mr. Wed, give us the definition of a bachelor"
 Wed: "A bachelor is a man that didn't have a car in his younger days"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

Mother: Well, Tommy, do you like your new teacher?"
 Five-year-old Tommy: "Rath- CT, mummie; and she likes me too, Pm sure. She puts a big kiss on every sum-"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

Teacher-Who was the small est man in history?
 Bright Pupil-Please ma am, the Roman soldier who went to sleep on his watch.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

Eve: ''I think a young man should give his fiancee plenty of rope
 Earnest. Well, did with mine-and she skipped"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

The sky is brightest when bluest but its different with a man.
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

''I met Tom today, Nellie"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

Nurse. "Yes, you were kept alive for three weeks on brandy"
 Patient: "Just my luck-me be- ing unconscious all the time"
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

MT. Newlywed. "And how do you get along with the butcher, darling?"
 Mrs. Newlywed. "Oh, splend- idly! He's such a generous man. When I order a four pound joint he always sends one weighing six or seven."
Hyder weekly herald., 1928-05-19

Eskimo women chew boot leather and Ben Oien says he knows women who chew the rag.