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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
We Burn 100000
Matches Per Minute

Stockton on Tees. England, Oct,
27.-(AP)-This little town in rural
England is celebrating the Tooth
birthday of the match. s@
It was here just q century ago
that Johnny Walker, = local chem
list, invented Z percussion powder
which. placed on the ends Of small
sticks, became death flares for the
old fashioned finder box.
It is now estimated that 5000, 000
matches are lighted throughout the
world every minute while the worlds
consumption has been placed u
3,228, 425, 100000 year based on o.
estimate Of five matches a dav pei
capita Of population. Nearly Z
billion matches 4 day ara used in
the United States while in England
the annual consumption 10 200 bill.
lion. In the United States the m.
nual output is 500 billion.
II the matches manufactured each
year were laid end to end they would
reach . distance Of $685. las miles
or 1000 times around the earth.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Personal and
Social News Of
!. Mandan Vicinity

Mrs. John F. Sullivan entertained
at a bridge luncheon Thursday at
her home. There were guests tor six
tables, and score, prizes wire won by
Mrs. Lloyd Erickson and Mrs. J. A.
Murphy.
Mrs. E. A. Ripley will return this
weekend from Los Angeles, Calf,
whore she haa. beonn visiting since &C.
corpanying her daughter. Lois TO
Oakland, where she, entered school.
Mr.. Harry Parsons Of Chicago,
who has been the guest Of her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. II. ]. Rix. for
some time, entered the Mandan hos
pita| Friday, Tor treatment.
Mrs. Joseph P, Hess and daughter
Josephine. are spending the week end
|in st. Raul Is guests u. Miss "a
thilda Hess. who ID ittendirg The
College Of st. Catherine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Mckee have
arrived here from Long Beach, Calf,
to make their home here. Mrs. Nc
Kee was formerly Miss Dorothy
Walton 81 Mandan.
-
Mrs. George H. Wilson left Thurs
day for Seattle, Wash.r to spend two
weeks with her sister,
Mr., and Mrs. John L. Bowers have
spent the last few days in Dritton.
s. %, with friends.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
u. S. Is Too Generous
Protests French PAPER

Paris.-(R-France Is grateful
for the American millions that have
restored her palaces and churches.
but isn't it time, asks lie Petit Pa
risien, for the French to do that for
themselves
The fortunes given by Rockefeller
and others. it is recalled, saved the
palace ut Versailles, the Rheims ca
thedral, and many less important
things Of beauty and historical in
terest. The whole country is appre-
ciative, says the newspaper. for
what would have become Of them
without the generosity Of Rookie
feller?" And it adds that it causes
some embarrassment to think that
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PAGE FIVE

foreigners were ~ ones whe fsr-
nishsd the funds.
The war i ACCEPTED - IN excuse,
but "since ~ have ben able % ..
store our finances without bogsoW.
Ing outside. TT. NJ Try herel4tsr, -
restore our palaces and our eoth6-
drals and to show that We appreciate
their high significanee."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Lillian A. Burhart \.
and Hilary L. Lloyd
Married Wednesday

The msrrisge Of Miss Lillian Anna
Burhart, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
I. L. Burhart Of Bismarck, to
Hilary L. Lloyd Of Roanoke, Va,
occurred Wednesday afternoon at the
Baptist parsonage.
Rev. c. A. Stephens read the
marriage service.
Miss verna Ship, who attended
the bride wore brown, while the bride
wore Z frock Of green georgette.
Frank Smith was best man.
Mr.. and MrS. Lloyd will make
their home In Bismarck temporarily.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

WHAPETON BANK CLOSES
Closing Of the Farmers and Mer-
chants State Bank Of Wahpeton was
announced today. by tle state bank
ing department. The closing was
due to depleted reserves and frozen
assets. The institution was Capital
iced at $4,000; had Z reserve Of
q. TOO: and deposits Of $4,000.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
VERY SMART with . tweed 3toek
10 this tweed triangle with . velvet
motif In one corner, by Chanel.

political freedom to the members Of
my race.
1.-THE trouble is that We are sup.
posed to become regular law.abid-
Ing citizens over night and adopt
new employment. This will be diff.
cult for there is something IN gypsy
temperament that rebels atA settled
and peaceful life. Our people have
led 4 free life for centuries under the
open skies. We live as our ~nces-
tors did q thousand years ago"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Railroad Board Will
Hear Air Applications

Hearing on the application Of the
Mid-Plane Sales and Transit COM
pany for permission to operate air.
lines between Fargo and Beach and
between Wahpeton and Pembina,
with stops 1t intermediate points.
has been set by the state railroad
board for hearing on October 81.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Fashion Hints
ZIG-ZAG MODEL

A tight clochs hat, with wider
right brim than left has one side
terra Gotta, the other brown. The
colors join In . sig-zag line from
back to front.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

The Sons and Daughters Of
Norway welcome you to q good
old time dance. II you want a
good time, don't miss it. /. D.
o. F. hall, Oct. 3lst. The Com.
mittoe.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
WHITES AUTHENTICITY

In spite Of lovely and gorgeous
colors for evening, white gowns
this season win the praise Of many
smart women. One with square neck
and long, full skirt that dipped in
square points ID Of white georgette
embossed in . silver and white coin
dot design.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
!Talahi Group Of
Campfire Girls
| Work for Awards

Members Of the Talahi Campfire
Girls spent Tuesday afternoon on .
picnic for the purpose Of winning
nature honors for their group.
Ben Cave Of Boy Scout troop 6
and Melvin Munger Of troop 2 in
structed the girls in building !
council> fire.
A picnic supper was served after
the demonstration.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Mrs. Griffith Is. II.
Hostess at Party
for Son, Harold

Mrs. Harold Griffith entertained
Ut = Halloween party Friday after
noon for her son, Harold, Jr., on
the occasion Of his birthday ami.
versary.
Favors and decorations were in the
Halloween colors, and the little
guests were entertained with games.
Miss Marie Deitlein assisted the
hostess in serving luncheon course
at the close Of the afternoon. Places
were marked for Is guests.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Last Dance At H. i. Crum's
barn one mile east and one and
one.haH miles north Of Nc.
Kenxis tonight. Everybody
come. Good music.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
CALYAK TOlJCH

GALYAK TOUCH
A svelt black felt hat from Paris
has little side flaps of galyak that
step down in modernistic manner
over the ears to form . long back
line on the neck.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
TWEED ENSEMBLE

Scorning fur trim, . smart grey
tweed long coat and circular skirt
with self.finish. are topped by Z
smartly cut matching tweed hat.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
pIYI.I..ON CLOVES

Evening gloves, in delicate off,
white and soft greys and cream are
beautifully made, with no fancy
stitching. They are pull-ons.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
CODETa EYERYWHERE

VV0010 II 1S1S w 1A121S1
The Eodet theme never was smart
or. New dance sets feature godets
in the little panties. A smart new
Ninon night gown for . trousseau
has Q moulded bodice with lace and
Ninon godsts IN the skirt part.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Bridge and Whist
Are Played Friday
at A. i. A. Parties

O9I0o were ploye0 ~ ~ Ceplc6
Friday afternoon and 50 tables Fri
day evening when the American
Legion Auxiliary sponsored two
benefit parties Of the Elks hall.
Grand prizes offered for the
parties were won BY Mrs. George
Humphreys and Mrs. W. G.
Schneider.
Mrs. F. c. Ellsworth and Mrs. w.
E. Perry won honors in the bridge
games during the afternoon, while
high scores in the evenings games
were won BY Mrs. W. G. Lewis and
George Janda.
Whist prizes offered during the
evening party were awarded to Mrs.
Anton Nelson and N. @. Agre.
The Service Drug store donated
score prizes; and Halls Drug COM
pany, score pads.
Mrs. George Janda was chairman
of the committee on arrangements
for the benefit parties. Other men,
bers Of the committee were Mrs. A.
L. Fosteson, Mrs. W. A. Hughes,
Mrs. Margaret Schneider, Mrs. +. p.
Walker, Mrs. G. Olgierson, Mrs. A.
c. Brainsrd, Mrs. G.. J. Warner, Mrs.
George Skunk, Mrs. Harry Rosen-
thai, Mrs. Ray Burman, Mrs. T. G..
Madden, Mrs. Otto Dirlam and Miss
Margaret Wyncoop.
Mrs. Myrtle Zeamer and daughter,
Miss Isabelle, will leave Monday for
Sacramento, Calf, where they will
make their home. They will be &C.
,companied by William Wilton Of
, Mckenzie, fiancs Of Miss Zeamer.
Mr.. Wilton and Miss Zeamer will be
married soon in Sacramento.
Carl Zeamer Of Elgin, Ore, spent
Thursday in Bismarck as guest of
Mrs. Myrtle Zeamer and daughter,
Miss Isabelle. He has been visiting
relatives in Mandan during the past
week, and will 60 to Butte, Mont,
from here.
Miss Beatrice Register, who il at
tending Jamestown college, Is spend
ing the weekend here as guest Of
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ.
Register.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. J. Duncan have
returned to Almont after spending
q few days here ~ guests Of their
daughters, Misses Thelma, Lois and
Ruth Duncan.
Mr.. and Mrs. John w. Colby of
Verendrys. left Friday for their
home after spending the last week
here % guests Of Mrs. Jennie Uls-
rud.
Mr.. J. L. vrzal and Mrs. I. r.
BechtoM will entertain ST. GEORGES
Evening Guild Monday evening 6 s
o'clock 1T the parish house on Third
street.
Members Of b. ]. c. will hold 4
social meeting Monday evening ct 8
o'clock in the rest rooms under Hoff-
mans cafe.
MRS. ]. q. Cooley Of Grand Forks
spent Thursday in Bismarck as
guest Of her sister, Mrs. G. w.
Moses. ~: .
Norman Nupen Of Jamestown, for.
meyly Of Bismarck, Il attending the
Observation-Disclosures game here to-
-
Mrs. w. L. Nuessle will be hostess
to members Of p. F.. o. Monday
afternoon Ut 3 o'clock 1t her home.
Mrs. n. L. Kelley Of HaSen il
spending Z few days here a guest
Of Miss Hannah In4sssth.
Miss Elizabeth Cervinski has re.
turned from jamestown where she
spent . week with friends. 80.
= Mrs. George Samuelson Of Hassn
y the house guest Of Mrs. 2. Timer
this weekend.
Mrs.. P. G. ArSt and SON Philip Of
jamestown are guests Of MFs. B. O.
Ward today. s. ] 3
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
MEDIUM HEELS

Street shoes are favoring lower
heels than summer sandals showed.
The medium heel Of fair proportions,
10 . great and sensible favorite. Skill
in shoscraft makes this heel very
smart now.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
POCKET SCARF

A grey tweed coat has . scarf
collar with oar-shapsd end that
rounds the neck and hangs slightly
below the waist. tt oar-shaped end
has . round pocket that buttons
shut,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
CREEN.RI.ACK

GREEN BLACK
A black satin frock with circular
{ullness has . swathed hip-line
girdle in English green crepe and
. yoke bodice yoke Of the same that
ties In q large bow ct its V-front.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
rooms with kitohenette and small
porch. bath adjoining. Call 1t 1l3
Washington street or phone lOl-R.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Paris, Oct. 27..(Ar)sWide girdles
which swaths the hips arc compar-
atively rare in the collections Of this
winter, however, % in . green satin
evening dress with . full skirt which
hangs in circular petals. The girdle
g wrapped Greek fashion in front.
The bodice II loose with modified
neckline and generous arm holes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
CHIFFON FANS

, New evening fans ere fashioned
of picotsd petals Of chiffon that,
layer upon layer. give the impression
OF ostrich from . distance. They
come in all the evening shades.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR SALE-Three good registered
Duroc spring bears. Long type
plenty of bone. Geo. Koch, s mile,
east Of Bismarck.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

FOR RENT-Two rooms, one room
suitable or light housekeeping
Call ut 400 Fourth street north.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Friends Entertain
for Mrs. G. TOliver

A surprise party was given
Thursday evening by friends In COM
pliment to Mrs. Glen Toliver.
/. A course luncheon was served
after m informal evening, and Mrs.
Tolver was presented with many
gif3.
Out-of-town guests included Mrs.
Elvin Wheeler and two sons, Arthur
and Wallace, of Regain.
Arthur Whittemore, Jamestown
college student, is = weekend guest
at the home Of his parents, DR.. and
Mrs. A. A. Whittemore.
=
Mrs. r. E. Wenzel will be hostess
to the Cosmos club Monday evening
at 8 o'clock. - n.
- -
Miss Winnifred Darlington u
spending the weekend in Fargo with
friends.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

FOR RENT-Five room modern
house. Inquire 7l6 Sixth street
or phone 1925.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
FUR AND VELVET

A lovely formal daytime ensem-
BILE has . soft blonde velvet frock
with = long jacket Of blond caracul
with scarf collar and puff sleeves.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
AT the Movies
ELTINGE THEATRE

Every year, statistics show, hum
dred Of youths flock to Broadway
and try to beat it," Some achieve
their ambition, but more Of them do
not. Visions Of their names in cleo
trio lights flashing along the world
famous Rialto il just - IN effective
magnate to them IS it is to those
OF the opposite sex who emigrate to
Hollywood in quest Of screen fame.
In Take Me Home" the latest
Bebe Daniels. starring film showing
at the Eltinge Monday and Tuesday,
how one young man is roughly
treated by Broadway and is saved
from complete defeat by Z little
chorus girl, is the highlight Of the
picture.
Bebe Daniels is the chorus girl.
Her role in this picture is vastly Diff
ferent from any she has been seen in
of late. Comedy has been sub
merged, with more stress being
placed on the dramatic incident.
Neil Hamilton portrays the stage
struck youth. and he put little
more into the role than was actually
expected of him. It was not 80
many years ago that Hamilton him.
self was struggling along the great
White Way for recognition. He
knew first handed the discourage.
ment and establishment that beSet
those who tackle Broadway, and he
was only RELIEVING an experience In
his life to certain extent.
CAPITOL THEATRE
Monte Blue again wins the unani-
molp verdict Of the crowd. Once
BEIGE he played . tightly Irishman.
That was in "Hogans Alley" Since
then . big array Of characters have
been portrayed by the virile young
Westerner. Now he is again ! .Ho-
gan. son Of IN ex-champion heavy
weight, played by the always popu-
lar Jim Jeffries. Having the clever
ness to knock out oil corners In one
round, the youth wins the title Of
"Ons Round Hogan" His best girl
does not know that he ID ! fighter,
and urges him to coax her brother
to get out Of the profession. Later,
by Vaccinations Of . crooked man.
ager, the brother is killed and Zone
Round Hogan" is tried for man.
slaughter. Though he i acquitted,
the girl believes him guilty, until thu
confession of On smbittered outsider,
clears the air. Hogan then whips
the manager and wins the lady. Zone
Round Hogan" ID big, human, clean
and exciting. It is everywhere &C.
claimed q Blues best. Today at
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
THREE (sREYS

Silvsrwing, pigeon and grebs grey,
the seasons three new soft shades,
blend in chiffon evening gown with
tiers shading in the above order.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Mrs. e. Timer, Is
j., Hostess at Party
for Mrs. Samuelson

Mrs. Vernon Samuelson, ! recent
bride, was honored Wednesday eve.
ming when Mrs. e. Timer enter.
tanned at = miscellaneous shower.
There were guests for thre-
tables Of bridge, and high scores
were won by Miss Burch and Mrs.
Samuelson.
After the games, refreshmsnt-
were served. Mrs. Timer was as
sisted in serving by Misses ANc:
and Dolores Samuelson,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Political address by ]. L.
Page. Will discuss the issues
Of the campaign in the Patter.
son hall on Oct. 70 at 8 D. m.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Charles Liessman, assistant secre-
tary Of state, spoke 1t the Navy
day program ThuYsday 1T the State
Teachers college at Valley City.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

H. r. Murphy IL attending the
Homecoming celebration Ut the North
Dakota Agricultural college, Fargo,
this weekend.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27
Cty.Cssnty Briefs

Senator p. J. Murphy Of Grafton
spent Thursday in Bismarck on bus
mess.
Peter Brown Of Hasen transacted
business in Bismarck during the last
few days.
I. ]. Moe Of Valley City, state
highway commissioner, was = bust
ness caller here Friday. -
n. r. Murphy 10 attending the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Carl Zeamer Of Elgin, Ore, spent
Thursday in Bismarck as guest of
Mrs. Myrtle Zeamer and daughter,
Miss Isabelle. He has been visiting
relatives in Mandan during the past
week, and will 60 to Butte, Mont,
from here.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Miss Beatrice Register, who il At
tending Jamestown college, is spend
ing the weekend here as guest Of
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ.
Register.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Mr.. J. L. vrxal and Mrs. L. F.
Bechtold will entertain ST. Georges
Evening Guild Monday evening Ct
o'clock ct the parish house on Third
street.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Mr.. and Mrs. T. j. Duncan have
returned to Almont after spending
q few days here ~ guests Of their
daughters, Misses Thelma, Lois and
Ruth Duncan.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1928-10-27

Mr.. and Mrs. John w. Colby of
Verendrys. left Friday for their
home after spending the last week
here % guests Of Mrs. Jennie Uls-
md.
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Wife and Husband Equals

'hered to. 1t makes little difference
then who has charge of the funds. |
the wife has a head for figures she
should he given the task of admin
isterine The budget. If the husband is
the better accountant he will proh
ably prefer ia handle the finances.
Under such "a system both husband
land wife will have Il certain amount
5of money to spend. Then If the lnS-
band wants a new golf suit lie will
have 10 buy IL on his allowance II
The wife desires a new hat she Will
have to fit it into her clothes money.
l;ut she will have Il definite. regular
sum each week on which she can
count. And she can plan her eX
penses accordingly.
No self-respectilg human beir.
likes to ask another for money.
Wives are human beings and most Of
them are self-respectins.
fCopyright.l
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Another Attempt Only
Fair to Shakespeare

The late John Drew hated bad act
my He would often express this hate
in !. witty and cruel manner.
All English ACTOR played Hamlet one
night in New York and was after
ward the guest Of honor at the Play
ers' club, He sought out Drew there
and said:
well, how did you like my Hem
let?.
"Do you want the truth?" said Drew.
Eyes"
at was awful
am afraid you're right said the
EngIislman. Il felt that way while
4 was playing. I'll never attempt
Hamlet again."
ooh, but you must" Drew said
earnestly. "Your performance tonight.
YOU see, has made Shakespeare turn
in his grave. Well. you can't leave
him like that, lying face dewnwnrd,
can you? You must play Hamlet Just
once more; then he'll turn over and
be comfortable again."
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THE DINOSAUR DIED; -
HIS FOOTPRINTS LIVED

brought II to its present efficiency.
II was the thinking power of the hu.
man brain that has mapped out the
past; placed upon the written page
the accurate history of the earth and
its inhabitants and made each one ct
us the heir of all the pages.
And yet there are men who pay
more money to their barber than they
do 70 the bookseller: who can find
more enjoyment in the banalities
of -shcw' than in the pages OF a
history or the written thoughts of the
worlds great masters.
Why not devote some Of the time
you waste, or worse than waste, TO the
acqufsitiOn of the wonderful s0ul-stir-
ring facts that other men and women
have dug out of the. earth or filched
from the stars and written down for
the worlds enjoyment and better
ment?
Good books are plenty and cheap.
There is nothing in the world so low
priced as information intelligence
and wisdom. Five cents worth of
fact will he enough to keep you busy
for week If you give it the thought
that properly belongs to 1t.
&c, by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.S
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By r. A. WALKER

the centuries and the far-off worlds.
To the man who bends over the
iInpressiOned stone all the millions of
years since thet.in0saur walked there.
are as All open book 10 the geoio-
gist the history Of the world is as
plain as the written tale or the
branching of the family geneaiogy
Upon the blackboard he can sketch
for you the story Of our earth from
far beyond the ,linosaur duwn to the
last layer of forest leaves. He can
tell you the story of the ages with as
great accuracy as he can recite the
unimportances Of yesterday.
II is the brain Of man that is the
most wonderful thing of which the
finite knows. II is the ability to think.
to reason, to put facts in their proper
sequence and draw fherefrom the log.
ical conclusion, that SURPRISES any
other Of Gods creations.
1t was the thinking power Of man
that made the telescope possible and
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1928-02-03
Goodnight Story for Children

ssNIY NAME is Meoly Cow and |
AvA have no horns. Moo, moo,
moo, have no horns" repeated Mrs.
Moody Cow.
MOO, moo. moo" said Mrs. Black
Poll Cow. 81 haven't any horns.
either"
"The same is true of me" said Mrs.
Red Poll Cow, "and what is more.
hone of our little ones have horns. as
they follow our example.
I'VE don't mind it because other
cows like the horns. It's just not our
way"
"NNhy talk of horns and whether
you have them or not?" said Miss
Jersey Cow. ''rhe important subject
to be talked abeut is that of milk"
milk is Important" said Madame
Jersey Cow. ''Oh. yes. there is moth
ing SO important except perhaps cows
themselves and good food for them to
eat"
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No Results

Admiral Eberle at a dinner in Wash
ington was TALKING about critic Of
the navy.
'Srhis mans criticism" he said ire
minds me of colored farmer. An
Insurance agent called on him one dabaI
and said:
"'Your accident policy runs out next
month, Mr. White. You're going to
renew, of cOurse?'
"'Nc. All hain't gwine ter renew
said Wash White. 'Ah been insured
in yore company fo'teen years. sab.
and All hain't had one single blessed
ax'dent. So natherly Abs gwine ter
change TO better company now"