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fsagtieS pfefetfe1, IJs HetfDpoiltaA Bank
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~ capstis af handing "a ffa3 fsf0IipFi t1DI4
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1iau 4,all,, 81 Tie NlU.AEase sud lets}B tfh'3e
Commission 4 sHd esteHsE. Only n1e HltIs t9Is
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sa}t sgaAB. ... -
aassa wb9 want ~ lis up Win H"h~b3l
Aiy5,t ~ aosuiHat3AE ~ ltk particular heh1
ass for Mr. Via4s at 60s Fourteenth ~ 7 !"
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1923 Dodge Roadster. si75
1927 Hudson Coach go. ......... 700
1925 Nash Advanced sedan ....... $50
1925 Flint Touring ,...,.,,,., 800
1926 Nash Coach .....,,.,...,,.. ZOO
1927 Chrysler Roadster r....,.,... 500
1898 HupD S Roadster r..,......,... S51
1926 Buick Master sedan ......... $50
1925 ChrysleT Coupe ........... 45O
1927 Nash advanced Sedan. ........1 171
1926 Nash Special sedan. ....,.... go
1925 Willys-KDight Sedan ........... $50
1925 Dodge Coach ............... 40
1877 Nash Light Sedan .....,..,, go
Many Others Makes and Models
to Pick From.
HAWKINS NASH MOTOR
COMPANY, INC,
1888, 15O9-11 l4th St. NV.
Main $3.50.
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PEERLESS.

We have ready for immediate delivery the
following Peerless cars which are perfec:
N every detail 72 roadster. 80 rbadster
30 roadster. 50 sedan and 30 sedan peer.
less cars are guaranteed. Terms ard trade.
PEERLESS MOTOR CAR co.
18th at P st. Main 085O.
OPEN EVENINGS AND srSDAYG
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FOR FARM AND GARDEN.

DO you REALIZE that the outdoor art of
decorating r,sguires much. much thought & and
most efficient service at prices prohibitive
to our competitors. Our many years of
experience and low overhead have assisted
many Others. Why not you? Phone to-
day for representative. Evergreen Supply
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CLOSING HOURS
FOR CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
IL pm. day before publication.
For Sunday $50 ON Saturday
Al the Branch Agencies, one
hour earlier. both for daily and
Sunday.
Only Exceptions.

Death Notices and Lost aud
Found advertisements for the
daily will be accepted up to noon
day OF issue except Saturday and
LEGAL Holidays when the closinG
time 10 1890 am. Death No
tices and Lost and Found tor The
SUNDAY Star will be accepted no
to II pm SATURDAY.
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GOOD NEWS"

is always offered under our adver-
Yes 45 Good Reasons" why you
should at least look over our disp!av
of used cars.
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ready To greet yOu--and without ofi!-
cation on your part.
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STLDEBAKER COACH .. 45n
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FORD ToCRINGS. SEVERAL.
oLbs sPT.. RDs. aRCMBLE".: 1225 25
ESPECIAL"
'27 Nash "33 fnew =uaranteel. ss-5
- Nash. .,:'9 tneW glIaranteeI aT5
- Nash. 36y fnew guarantee, 950
~ Nash Snort Ras fAd-
vanoed). only run $50
DON'T FORGET.
THAT ORR SALES FLOOR TS
LARGE AND THAT OUR CARS
ARE AREEu" WELL DISPLAYED. PRICED
WALLACE.
1909 l. St. N. 1872.
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REAL AUTO REYS

Nash 4-Door Sedan, 90. 6.....s $3.50 90
nuop sedan 1875 6...,...... 600 90
gakIano Sedan. late ............. 900 90
Rodge SeOan; 6-v0t. battery ..... 800 30
nuGson Coach. late ............. 500 ln
puck 10ur1ng. ID -..... $50 90
Hruop 1.fass coupe 70. 500 90
runt touring winter Enclosure. 500 90
nIIlys-hnlght ~ sedan. good shape. 375 n0
nupp = I0urlng ........ 225 90
UNION STATION GARAGE,
50 4 St Ne. 81 Eve St. Ne. To-
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SITIJATION--MALE,
(Enufini,nsi. \


CHAUFFEUR and houseman. colored. with
Call AT l745 Kalorama rd.. Apt. - -
rrnoons ia ms and Sundays. clerical or otlice work
preferred state kind OF worb and salary.
Address Box S7:H star Office. - l..
JANITOR colored. stcaiy. married. no chill.
dress Box 45.-E. Star Office. %.
STATIONARY ENGINEER twhitel; age 3:,
.. c. license. II wears eXprr'ence IN steam
ment: best reference. Address Box AYE.
YOUNG MAN. experienced. desires display
ences. Address Box 91-H, star Office: 13'
SITUATION-MALE AND FEMALE.
MAN AND WIFE. colored. wish place. as
ianitorS city references. Address Box tsl'''
MAN AND WIFE. colored. want work as
lanitur IN small apartment; quarters ana $40
month. 2535 18th NV.
SITUATlON-FEMAL
apt. waitress or ofiice work. ;i.i4 Sherman
ave. After call Decatur l74l H.
GIRL, neat. wants part.tlmc work. morning
or evening. Call .32l 9th 81: NV -----
LADY. colored. experienced with children,
from , to years. desires to lodge and
board = for working mothers; Modern SUI
hurhan home. terms reasonable. LINCOLN
LADY desires position as resident manager
of apt. with free rent. small salary. Address
Box lo6.H. Star office: -1 IL.
LADY. responsible, settled. experienced; po-
sition managing apartment or first:cia
rooming honseo: references. l2@5 18Th st.
NV Fr. 45I9. IL
MATRON and dietician for church or private
establishment; highest references given Ad'
dress Box la0H. Star Office. u.
NURSE, refined English. ,experienced with
infants from 2 weeks old. desires entire
snsss OF 40 ,tas SCI Gs"S p rel
NURSE. practical. white. wants POSITION: At
tendant nurse TO invalid or sick. Address
Box 416.E, star office. tfce.- -.
sTENoGRAPHkR 10 years fonsrsssosai Sn,s ,ssT Sa
week, 9 Woodoine st.. Chevy Chase, nd.
general Office
references. moderate salary. Col. 4533.
WOMAN refined. desires position as com
panon or to care for Invalid or elderly
sITUATION-DOMEsTIC.
COLORED. day worker, frat class ianndiesr..,
whole or part'tlme. lu%f
vt. NV. North 933i. .
DAYS WORK. Thurs. Fri; and SATURDAY.: or
Tele. Potomac 3367-w or 1915 10th st. nv.
GENERAL HOUsEWoRK wanted by reliable
young woman: % ; good plain COOK; VIII stay
GIRI-High School; after school: take care
baby. help around house: small pay. Tot.
46As:W. s:W.--.--- -.z-;--.---------~-------..
GIRLS . coIOred neat reliable want part
time or light housework. w. 166b-W. l3e
LAESDRESS. frst-cias-: wants washing 10
do at home: references. 15ll hingman
place Phone Franklin 49l7.
LAUSDREsS. rst-class wants work TO take
hume: sunny ward. 1900 Ontario I'd. Adams
WOMAN. coored. cook. wants position
@1
WOMAN. col0red wants days or general
housework 772 Hobart st. NV. -
WOMAN coiored wishes place az general
housewnrker: stay nights: references. Base-
ment of 903 NJ ST. NV.
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SITUATION v-.r MALE.

HGrFRFEPEH gounS Insg .efadlats ei
iasuk beffnHg and hIgh sIah1pl hrriIas Befs1a
g,slt lprlti5H tsei - tIiaisHHH& ALL.
L4s li0 l., st1I glLtss IT.
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INSTRUCTION COURSES.

AUTO DRIVING TAUGHT QUICKLY. EN-
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wANTED-MEN TO LEARN BARBERING;
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TUTORING IN LATIN. ALGEBRA AND
! other subjects during afternoons or, evenings
Ivy college graduate. Call Cleveland 41S3
EASY TO LEARN. FASCINATING COURSE.
telephone switchboard operating; new class
forming: early enrollment advisable; private
bet \. Y. ave and H. -------------------------
IF you ARE INTERESTED IN LIFE IN.
surahce enroll now for new class Address
OJ7R STANDARD OF INSTRUCTION Is SO
! high that many graduates of other radio
schools enroll with us for tinishing. course.
Monday. April and. Graduates placed in no
sition Tuition charge moderate; easy week
iy payments; Instruction for advanced s,u
dents az we'll as beginners, conlmcrclaI rauio
operating and Junior cngneering. LOOMS
RADIO COLLEGE. 405 9th. Main 7S3s. :.
AUTO DRIVING LESSONS FOR. OPERA
licensed iSs d instructor FOSTER, Frank, ,sS5s7,
IF ! porBTER PASS o.; PRocREssINx Q RI SHE q
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white chauffeurs furnished Call Line. So.
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS
To prepare for the Spring examinauotns. t.
clerk. r e editorial clerk. Patent ofice, messen
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cor. iath and NV. Phone Fr. :0s0.
THOSE WITH UNpEvELoPED TALENT
Large studio offers unusual opportunity
nings win interview only those ,desirous OF
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Every facility for the eficien, teaching
of beauty culture is available in our school.
and 10 years established teaching experience
edse,aoronghy eas tsa o "s and effectiSely@in the
shortest possible time and at most moderate
The busy snrns ras. So% "
HONOUR SCHOOL. OF BEATTY CULTURE.
81 14th 81. NV. Fr. 513l. -
BEcoNE ON "a, RGAuTf BE 1T pfR sPESIAiIsr WkNk
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deemed suitable to teach students assigned
LEhpiNG Il AIDING SHOT WOMEN WILL BE YOUR
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NOW FORMING. Call. phone or write te,,, Tor
iNTrRSATIoNAL INSTITUTE OF BEAtITY
Culture Suite 220 Barr Bldg 9i0 18th
NV. Main 4343.
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BOATS.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

CRUISER 4O-fOOt: sleeps four: sacrificed
shown any day by steward Corinthian Yacht
tDE
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RECOMMENDED SERVICE.

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readers Amy complaint found
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Samples 1t work performed by skilled
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AUTO PAINTING JOBS COMPLETED III IN
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eh Ideal itediinR Go. G22 En~a a0Di
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hitlCK stone plaster and een,tht work 40
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Evening star., 1928-03-12

NAN middle agrti, wanted as night clerk :
With references Main Hotel. 9Qo ia. ave.
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MAN wanted to sell hardware car neces-
Ssrv, Cali North PTS Tuesday and Wednes-
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HELp--MALE.

RATRnRESSER-Male, all-sround operator
for exclusive shop in South: eNrert martei'
Ter: hair cutter and finger waNer write
Shan Hotel Mason. Jacksonville, Fla. 13'
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MAN voung With eXperlence IN rtaI cstate
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NAN experienced in seed store. Call 1921
>,
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NEN-FIpe course IN life insurance sales
T1anship every TUESDAY Friday night. 80
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learning. prnfstaA.e returns. Address Box
aSSIr Star n.e,tP
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IGEATs cs,. earn from $50 =. SO = wesk
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Ig1tjGelaGe X i5'
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s-a-sss---,'. -
PERSONAL.

The rate under heading of Personal 10
= cents Der line additional 70 the reg
uiar line rate.
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SALE-MISCELLANEOUS.
((Onfin,ied.'

BUILDING MATERIAL-Next week We
frame war buildings. located between 14th
and 18th. Il and Ohio ave. NV. adjoining
Monument grounds. We have millions OF
feet of lumber thousands of feet of plaster
and wall board. thousands Of sashes and
rial and other articles too numerous to mem
tion. We are going to cut o melon for the
people Of Washibngton and this matera1, s;,, VIII III
soll directly from the lob. We have 45
tfAys to move this tremendous building and
the prices will be so low that not one stick
of lumber will come into our three yards.
Seize this opportunity to buy your building
material and wait for our announcement OF
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and prices The Hechinger Co.. Housewreck-
ing Department
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WAkTEU---AGEkTs

KFN hRD WOAE& 10 fDr SPECIAL adseT'
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vile 1910 f1f apDViut1l"Hl5
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RECOMMENDED SERVICE.
Continued. !

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ing painting: reasonable. Personal service"
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FURNITURE UPHOLSTERED. repaired: slip
covers made. Est "hcerfully given. Returned
free Tittensor. io4 9Th st. NV. N T703.
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"TREW" VALUES.
THE PLACE.
THE PRICE.
THE CAR.

Dodge Coupe. 1929: bumpers front and
rear. spare fire. wiper. etc. original paint
IKE new leather upholstery appearances ex-
cellent. Try and beat this car for S5a5.
Evening star., 1928-03-12

ANYTHING TO SELL?
Phone Main l2S2 or Main e539.
WESCHLER'S. poo PA. AVE NV.
Household effects. merchandise stocka.
automobiles etc. Thtrty-scveD wears serving
the Washington public
Evening star., 1928-03-12

Mf,N 10 sell nationally advertised household
furnishings on a HSr weekly payment basis
Good income assured See Mr.. Dawson. 81
yss-,ssa Rl,fr ~
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-08-03

necessary changes, omissions and adj
ditions, these letters are now pre-
sented here, with interpolated com
ment, where l have thought that nee
essary.
The original intention was to start
late in 1924, and the following an
nOuncement was printed in November
of that year:
Will HOOf it to San Francisco
To introduce myself: Some people
call me a queer bird, but their knowl-
edge of ornithology is really pitiful,
for l have neither the ability nor the
inclination to fly and if l ever had
any fine feathers | have long since
moulted. Others insist that l am a
poor fish, which is more appropriate,
as | have at least once played the per-
feet sucker, and am remarkably in
nocent of worldly goods. Also | have
been kept in hot water a great deal,
though | make no claim to being ex-
actly at home in the aqueous element.
A fellow once called me something
else which it is logically and biolog-
ically impossible for me to be, but
when removed my coat to argue the
matter, he reluctantly admitted that
he had been misinformed.
My name is Stahlberg, John Arthur
and l am afflicted with several nick
names, such as Jack, School ma'am
Spike, Frost, Tulibee and a number OF
others which l cannot mention here
for obvious reasons.
Karlstad is my home. In my work
as teacher l have spent some time
/ at Strathcona, but do not live there
and, or the two, much prefer Kar
stad. If some Strathconan pro
nOunces a blue-white benediction up
on me for that statement, shoult
worry! was born at Herb, if you likt
but as that post-office metropolis lat
er became a suburb of Karlstad
drought the establishment of RID
Number Two, that fact makes NJ
difference whatever.
!. Now that you know who l am, an
why, will tell you what this is al
about.
Since I started teaching, in 1872
my health has not always been Uh
. best possible, and in October of thi
year had a most inconvenient Hines
at time when I should have bee
: working. Being a believer in tn
healthfulness of exercise and chaug'
{ I said one evening to my friend Perc
! Stems, said l.,
l "Guess wnat?"
Z "Eluci6ate," said Percy.
' "Percy," l asked, els your mentalit
= robust enough to withstand the shoe
= of what am about to tell you? B,
:, cause if it isn't"
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two months. Allowing two months.
maybe three, for working and sight
seeing I'll manage it in four or five
months nicely
Percy looked me over closely. "Do
you feel much worse?" he inquired
anxiously.
"Why, yes" I said. at does ra-
Their give me a pain to see how dense
some people are"
Percy glowered like an indignant
/ Field Marshal.
~ H." he remarked lucidlv.
"Humph!"
"You may 'uh-humph' all you like, -
promised him. 'I'm going to FRS
Ard so I am. At first I only had
a fancy that it might be done but
when | mentioned the idea to a grour
OF acquaintance they went into gale.
of laughter and otherwise acted a,
though they were convinced that
was some sort of funny insect
Therefore l shall do it.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-08-03
FEDERAL intermediate Credit
Rank Loans $S,OOO,OOO to
CO-Operatives and Farmers

Mr.. Buckles warned the coo..ouo
tlvees against overproduction naIticr
larly OF processed goods and nroed
the manager and members to SID,
the market. when dealing in canned anne
fruits and vegetables, co-operative a'-s asI
s.oclations should have firm contracts ct
Tor 10 4I future delivery for at least part
OF their production" he stated. 1--WE
believe the program that should he
followed by associations is one of
scientific merchandising, that is the
selling of the commodity in an orderly
manner and thereby tending to STA
olllze prices. 1t is wiser with respect
to most commodities to begin the sea.
son with fairly low prices and as the
commodity is absorbed gradually
against heavy carryover and at the
same time place the business on .
more scientific basis
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-08-03

"Elucidate!" growled Percy.
"Percy," | murmured gently, "I'm
going to walk to San Francisco"
He eyed me for a minute, look of
anxiety overspreading his manly
countenance.
you're crazy" he informed me
brazenly.
"Nope," l corrected, 81 amt no
such a thing. Have always wanted
to make a trip west, and now health,
among other things, suggests need of
change, am going. AS pocketbook is
also in need of change, precluding
possibility of riding, will walk. Il
like walking, and the exercise will
tone me up"
"Pll bet it won't tone you up very
/ high-toned, said he. How'll you eat ?"
"In the usual manner. By placing
my food in the cavity of my mouth
and moving it between my molars
while bringing the proper pressure to
bear upon it, and forcing it down
through my esophagus into those
parts of the alimentary canal where
it will be acted upon by the various
digestive juices and rendered fit for
use OF the body"
81 mean, how'll you pay for what
you eat?" snorted Percy wrathfully.
with the recognized medium of
exchange: American money" l pur-
red. "I'll walk and then work and
then walk again. l can reach San
Francisco in four or five months if
get lift once in a while"
YOU'RE crazy" he repeated, with
4 decision. That settled it, as Tar as
he was concerned. He felt that moth
ing remained but to notify the proper
authorities, who would of course pro-
coed to cart me off to the nearest
asylum. He stalked off.
But he soon came back for further
, information and l spread out a map
. and went into details. 81 will start
from here,'' indicating northwestern
Minnesota "and strike southwestward,
] aiming at Denver, Colorado. From
! Denver l will go to Phoenix, Arizona.
Thence to San Diego and northward
D to San Francisco. | will have to
e cover approximately 1920 miles,
S (This was wild miscalculation based
S on the distance as the crow flies as
n given by a somewhat inaccurate
e map.) GA man of average walking
), ability should cover thirty to forty
Y miles per day, and l can do better
than the average man." Ct accompan
led this speech with appropriate ges
lures, such as patting myself on thu
y back and gazing affectionately at ny
k large handsome. feet) Figuring
: forty miles to the day l can span thu
distance in fifty-five days or abou
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-08-03

l am going because l believe that
it will put me back in condition physi-
cally because l mean to laugh last
and because l wish to see something
of our country and this is as good a
time for it as any. l have always
wanted to climb Pixies Peak and 1
have always wanted to see the Pacific
and now l shall do both or "bust."
As l go l shall write an account of
the adventure and send it periodical
ly to the Advocate. l trust that
may entertain you and perhaps l may
even hope to instruct, thereby COM
bining two widely differing profess
sions: teaching and vagabonding.
(Read next week how Stahlberg fl
nally got started on his memorable
trip and chow it happened.")
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-08-03

He "What happened to the Fire
Departments efficiency expert ?"
She: ''He went into a girls school
to inspect the hose"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1928-08-03
HIKING TO
FRISCO
By John Arthur Stahlberg

PART ONE-An introduction and a
plan. Discusses the Psychology of
Delay and the Mechanics of Deci-
sion. The First and Second Let
tiers.
The Washington times., 1928-08-28
Celtics Seeking Entry
In Proposed Court Loon

The st. Mary's Celtics. Alexandra.
Va, are anxious TO become affiliated
with the District Semi.Pro Basket.
bali Lea que that has been proposed
by Lewis j.. HOgewood. proprietor of
the Chevy Chase Laundry.
The Celtics could represent Alex
sndria in the league" states Charlie
Corbett, manager, and ] am sure
our team would he as strong as any
other entered. ] hope Mr.. Hogewood
takes glance at our record for the
past few years. Often have we played
the Palace pros in games in Alexan-
dria.
Not only would we have a strong
representation. but our team has a
strong following over here az we'll as
hall wherein to play games. This
ought tn interest the proponents of
the league"
The Washington times., 1928-08-28
Williams Starts Grid
Practice Sentember 10

WILLIAMSTOWN. Mass, Aug. %.
Williams football practice is ex.
pected to get under way here this
fall about September 10, although no
official announcement has been
made as yet in regard To the date for
calling out candidates. Charley
Caldwell. of Princeton. the new
Purple coach, will undoubtedly ar
rive in town a few days ahead in
order to look over the ground and
discuss plans.
About so candidates are expected
to report al the first Williams prac-
tice. The list includes veterans and
substitutes from last years team.
most Of he regulars on the freshman
team 81 a year ago and a few prom
ising new men. When college opens
September 90 the squad will be in.
creased.