The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1928-05-02
SMALL TOWN TALK

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Both Sinclair and his horses are showing
the public that they have been much misjudged
but the public takes an awful lot Of showing.
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"Two years ago voted for Governor Chris
Hanson and 1 haven't changed my mind" said
Albert Pfaender when drafted by the Democrats
as their candidate for Governor. Looks like AL
bert intended not to accept the draft.
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"A jackrabbit can jump Is to Is feet when
in hurry."-Exchange. And when the blamed
things come down the road toward your head
lights a dark night they always in a
tremendous hurry-and about the size of ee-
plants.
Fashion has now decreed that every well
dressed man must have three wrist watches;
one for sports, one for business and one when
he is all dressed up. So far there has been moth
ing said about especially designed for the
farmer while he is acting as valet to the dairy
herd.
It's hard for man to live down his past
Here's Albert Pfaender who hasn't been Demo-
himself the Democratic candidate for the gov
ernorship. The fact that the New Ulm man is
member of the Republican State Central Com
mittee didn't seem to mean thing to the ardent
Denis.
st. Luke's in New York has opened "charm
school where nurses in training will be taught
how to maintain poise and how to modulate their
voices. practical in beauty culture
would be an asset to them too since many of
the patients insist upon their daily makeup quite
as regularly as do actresses.
For genuine optimism one need
look no farther than across the Hudson,
where for eight years a brewery has
been kept in readiness to go into full
operation within 48 hours of the mod-
fcation of the Volstead Act.-New York
Sum-
That isn't optimism; that's just plain Dutch
stubborness plus darned poor sense.
The kids now have a wonderful alib for
getting out behind the barn and smoking any,
thing that comes handy from corn silk to willow
twigs. Said abb is furnished by the four year
old Washington boy who smokes like a miniature
General Grant at the age of three-and is pro-
nounced by physicians to be better than the av-
erage both physically and mentally We don't
see where that youngster has left poor parents
a leg to stand on.
No business today, regardless of how thoroly
it may be intrenched in the progress and pros
perity of the country, stand alone or fall
alone. Losses in one business in the commun
ity affect others, just as a successful and pros
porous enterprise will reflect benefits to its
neighbors. The link between all industries,
businesses and enterprises of a community,
therefore, must be particularly close and Good
erative. The closer the relationship becomes,
the greater the efficiency and progress that can
be developed until we have an inter-reationship
that is the backbone of the community-North-
field News.
Senator Borah of Idaho gives the following
instances of when very wet man speedily be-
comes very dry one:
The man in the automobile may be
opposed to the Eighteenth Amendment,
but he will instantly discharge drink
ing chauffeur. The train may be crowd
ed with delegates to the anti-prohibition
convention but they would mob the en-
gineer who took drink while drawing
his precious freight. The industrial
magnate may talk critically of sumptu-
airy laws, but he will apply them like
despot to the man who watches over the
driving power of his establishment.
When safety is involved we all are dry.
Where the exigency of modern life de-
mands a clear brain and instant decision
in order to save thousands of lives and
millions Of property, we are all dry.