The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-14

The auto war on pedestrians
continues undated. At Union City,
DIR. Paul j. Deeming was struck
in an eye by stone thrown by
car tire. He may lose its sight.
Oracular distum of the Muncie
| Chamber of Commerce: "AnnOny-
nous contributions of citizens seek
ing to aid in betterment of civic
! conditions will be disregarded.
Lester c. Bush, secretary manager,
wrote to the press to say that no
attention will be given such epistles.
Whitley Swanson, FIT. Wayne, did
a pole vault while trying to start
a Pennsy car. Doctors say the ribs
will grow together.
The traveller isn't the only one
who is footsOre. William Miniliin,
Valparaiso shoe salesman, spent IA
day collecting his samples, strewn
about the city by joyriders that
took his car while he slept.
Hey. hey! Terre Haute has heard
Gabriels horn. Nick Wilson, Negro
policeman, has been arraigned for
lettering on his beat. A new a. &
p. store at the same city, cognizant
of the staff of life, gave away d
loaf to every visitor at its opening
this week.
Lukens Lake is ready to open for
a hot summer.
Singing praises Of Kiwanian
heaven. Wabash "K' followers have
returned from district meeting at
Eft. Wayne.
The will Of Nathan Clark has been
declared null in Wabash Probate
Court. Nathan was careless in re-
gard to his erstwhile wife. He made
the will before he married her.
Jean Valjean-like charges sent
Francis Thome, South Bend, to Jail
for ninety-five days. He purloined
a fellow-worker watch.
Carrying around u safety pin and
two-inch drainpire, left in an op-
GRAFTON two years ago, was unfor.
tunate for Lloyd Weutch, Auburn.
He has submitted to an operation
to remove the excess baggage.
Kenneth Millspaugh, Boy Scout,
was plenty prepared in things
worth while. He used tOurne-
quet OH the arm of Ina Russell
when she cut an artery in Mt
Vernon High School laboratory.
The farmer is hardy man. VIII
Ludfer, West Black, fell ten feet to
the concrete floor in his barn and
was uninjured.
Dutiful to the needs Of the lawn
Sherman Lester, farmer living near
Attica, accidentally cut off a finger
while preparing his mower.
The Anti-Any- Old-Thing League is
advised that Clint McFerren, Attica,
is nursing a. painful burn. lie
picked up a lighted cigaret wrong
end first.
Whats the hurry" State pO-
liceman asked William Bince, IS,
Hammond. I'm driving to see
my girl" said William. "Act your
age" said the cop. Says Willie:
"That's what I'm doing" So he
told the judge he was doing 35,
which the Judge thought was an
unreasonable speed.
Anent the "Cal Cody prosperity
era, the Monticello Chamber Of Com
merce met Thursday night to dis
cuss stimulation of retail sales.
Splashing through the damed
Jordan River, 500 i. U. freshmen
officially became SophOmores on
Dunn Meadow, Bloomington.
Muncie detectives are looking fol
two handbags belonging to G
Marian Allshouse. Like the proven
bal professor, he can't remember
where he put them.
John Wintz, Jake Youngman, ant
Randolph VenZ have caught thirty
four-inch catfish in Laughery creek
near Batesville. They had to wade
into the water to get it and they
have had it Observation-Disclosures
Extraordinarily Other fisherman
please copy.
ct. Wayne Shriners stopped off
at Peru and shipped camel a
long one with four feet, to be used
Removing the cause
0f Consultation