Putnam patriot., 1927-06-24

t8 our most beloved teachers rss-. long. calm. and peaceful hours of - disputed rest from their uuceasiny gF forts to light, in our sometimes Faa5 less minds. the noble torch of laarr5-. Nag they enjoy this tranquiht- es mird with the most pleasant dres--. tk=y can devise in our favor
 We. as a whole and undivided yrsr- most humhly hequeath Co the Clss. = 1928. individually and cDliectysly first. our most honorable and estaas,si position as dignified Seniors of tss Putnam High School: second our verS remarkable ability to present on tss honor roll every marking period slef large and noble group of intelhgar- pupils. compared tO that of our vog5e' CT brethren, thus showing to all .ss populace what a bright and intellas.s al aggregation they can boast of !, us. lastly. but not the least, our nos. precious and fruitful patents for tss production of such marvellous athlasss a. We have been able to manufarts-. in all branches Of sports. mascnli.a and feminine.
 To the Glass of 1929, We indispQta bly bequeath the naughty name. rem. tati0n. and the jolly characteristic ss Juniors" and the full acquisition ~ the "quips, cranks and wanton viiass of the Glass Of 1928. May they n5, Use so extravagantly as their prasa. eessOrs that natural talent Of bra1.
 Ns.a d ties.
 We wisely bequeath to the Clas, :, 1850. Room as a cold storage f5r their greenness. With this gif, gaa, ,heir long-sought reward of the nars af S0phomores for their patience E, HTing through whole year. prazigs for knowledge in that aeef-verdar, pasture uf ignorance MaV thcy ps, assume too much of that couceit which their predecessors were wont to dis. play. if they desire e remain uaim. paired through their course of learn. ing
 To "Timid" Gus
 We hereby devise. bestow. and ba. queath 10 "Timid Gus Wilson ali ef our Rugged Frank Cushman's bat. ents. monopolies and copyrights. Feo. eral or International. of expandin, and contracting his remarkable chest. also his egotistieal loquaciousness.
 We bequeath to John Elliott Ii, brothers i've mean Jims now d,. solved affection for a little Nhiteh9g,s whom he formerly adorpd. but nos distracted by a fiapperish little Fresh. man. Nick Carter namesake. he has Jeff the Nhitehause pining bg the wsy. side.
 To Ruth Wiley, We beq1eath "Sas. ny" Rachel Hurlbut' s astronomical ea. Raeity Of studying and locating tas >tarrs.
 We most kindly bequaa-h so Reass. Rusenwald, Dizzy WeIsss eapae#.g to show of and demonstrate his grand. | stand stuff. whether there are ssV zrandstands CT not.
 To Tom Foley We belaeath Ton l Elliott's bodily construction. size and [ volume. and his ability t5 dash the as. emy football line into uaree0gniAbIs human figures.
 To kenneth Rawley. We beqaeatt as a speciality. with due respect to dys. pepsia and indigestion, Clinton DaN- sons ravenous ahility to deyour bot. dogs. After he has attained the ca. paclty of eating them at the rate ,. nine IT ten at a time with no inter mission whatsoever We humby gFs E up all responsibility for the interrl troubles that may arise from ia source thereof
 We heartily hequeath to NoeHs Daigle. Ernestine Fish modesty uz. idity. and bashfulness. feeling ihE she can use this inheritance to Sss profit.
 We hequeath Mid Tetreaults 6. Eleanor Irving's ability to proda su oh melodiaus and harmonious toas and to take principal parts in opefa tas or musical comedies Co MadelaF HuughtOn and Milton Nelson. hg they attain that highwater mark astounding their audiences to dgnf fOundpdness by the use Of their Sraf able vocal cords
 We reverently bequeath to Cha Hale, Madeline Gibson, to have ard hold. from this day forward o next day after.
 We earnestly bequeath to s@ Bryden, Bertha Ghapmans ns ti0nM influence on Junior boys this beQuest goes solemn warnm these particularly foolhardy gs men against participating in any Az to win her undecided favor-
 We bashfully bequeath to A Jette. Anita Brodeurs ability both on and of stage With tnN Fl a solemn proclamation against tremes.
 Winsome Ways
 We gallantly bequeath to Donl Rove. Leo Reaves' winsome ways the girls and the penetrating which he casts very awkwardy H sweeties.
 T. cii-'er re. ='- Lawrence Keith's ability to eom9 z. part his hair with that reHiafA. precision, and to develop that hss touch which our silent she!k poss's-
 We bequeath Co Alfred BenolI don Winslow's lack af at. ms A supernatural ability J0 run aoo.' beat anyone. anywhere. and ~ time, in anything that pertains free use of ones feet and ns.s
 We heQueath 10 Frank p9l Kermit Howe's imaginary nssm-- his ability to pour forth al sAl ment wisecracks suitable iof u sion. eomical or moHrnial a wonderful sentiment for the sex. w
 We fearlessly beqaeath to