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New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
MANDY'S PHONEY LIVER

AS Overheard
BY A. Philip Maurer
Hello? Hello? Dat you Central?
I wants liver-not too tough.
What's de number?-Wants no
number,
Jes' one liver-dat's enough.
"Ma'am? Who is 1t Use a-wantin'?
Lawsy! Amt I tellin' you?
I wants liver-eatin' liver.
Somethin' TO- my teeth to chew.
stop jigglin' WHAT receiver hook ?
'Scuse me-was l dom dat?
Guess I must be extra nervous
Hardly knows jes' where Use at.
docs I want a which'm? Yas'm.
Gimme one dat has liver.
Ask Inflammation? Dat amt him
Use a-wantin' Butcher SILVER.
"Yas'm, Shiver-wants his liver
You don't know which whb to
gimme?
Gimme Shiver-how I spells 1t?
Why it's Shiver-like you shimmie.
you can't make out what Use
wantia'?
Amt I tellin' all my might?
Shiver's liver!! But-never mind
l done lost my appetizer
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Another industry has crashed to
the ground. Ticket gouging in New
York has been reduced from the
city's most profitable enterprise to
line 80 in the statistics OF income.
But walt till next fall, when the
theaters again get started 'In ear
nest"
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Down in Bristol the judicial
screws also are tightening. Judge
Donovan declaring that drunken
drivers hereafter will go to Jail The
Judge thus gains in popularity with
all law-ahiding citizens who under
stand the business of justice is to
protect them from drunken fools
when they go driving.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

A xoh from a U. 8. battleship got
fined $50 in Charleston, Mass, for
selling apricot brandy. The COB. not
being accustomed to shore ways,
let himself get caught.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
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Send all communications to Fun
Shop Editor, care OF the New
Britain Herald, and your letter
will be forwarded to New York.
At Summer Resorts. FOlksi

At Summer Resorts, Folks!
Though the arrangements prompt
at presenting its bill,
And each leave-taking guest comes
across for the till,
The mosquitoes Guido 'em in prompt
ness for they
Present their bills to us the very
first day!
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Said the governor Of South Da-
kota to the President Of the United
States"-and what he said did not
sound like political soft soap,
either.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Msmbsr Audit Bureau Of Circulation
The A. B. G. 10 national organization
which furnishes newspapers and advei-
tisers with . strictly honest Analysis Oh
.,-.r,.,,on Our circulation statistics are
h..ad upon this audit. This insures pro-
tacf,on axatnst fraud in newspaper DIS
trtbution fgures to both national ano
local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

One aviator says transatlantic
flights will be Of no avail unless the
aviators show they can carry some
thing else besides fuel. But give
them time.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
Senator Heflin of Alabama

never been noted for retiring
disposition when 1t was a question
Of talking out Of his turn, but the
flogging business in his native state
has made him completely tongue
tied.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

No need to be irritated at the
failure OF Lindbergh to come to
New Britain. This city Is only one
Of . thousand which he cannot find
time to visit.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Most New England tourists visit
all the shrines in New England
which the natives have not taken
the time to visit.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

rbs Herald 10 on sale daily in Ne"
vork At Hotalings Newsstand. Times
souars; schultz's Newsstand. Entrance
Grand Central. 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Member Of tho Associated Press
The Associated Press u exclusively en-
titled to the use for republication OF
ali news credited to It or not otherwise
credited in this paper and also local
news published therein
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

The hot wave being broken, when
IN the next one due? And, when it
comes, will experience be an aid in
combating It?
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Neither borrower nor a lender
be, for borrowing dulls the edge of
husbandry," said Ben Franklin.
And he might have added that it
dulls the edges of lawn-m
scythes hatchets. axes, hoes, ETC.!
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Happily the receptions to Byrd
and Chambef1in will be about over
when the prizefight starts, except
the hangover.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

The drama is at Its lowest ebb IN
summer; but II the actors and act
orets were CARRIED in one-ptece
bathing suits how different it would
be.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

The mother of a girl aged y
complained to the authorities at
Calcutta that although the girl had
been married only four years her
husband recently began to beat his
child-wife.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Scratching the spot recently
visited by a mosquito is our idea OF
exercise.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Keep busy. The price of corn is
too low just because the borer is
loafing.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
TELEPHONE CALLS
Buainess Once .... 80
Editorial Rooms .... SzS

The only profitable advertising medium
In the City. Circulation books ana press
room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Short and sad history of man:
Half-baked; hard-boiled: roasted.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Flyers can't come down to earth
in a fog, which shows that states
men aren't unique in that particu-
lar.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Indiana, like Austria, was not
hoard from until something bad got
started.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
FactsondFancies

II only people would rest their
tongues on Sunday. also.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Americanism: A conviction that
blowing a horn relieves you of all
other responsibility.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

II every state had Baumes laws
Or their equivalent the criminal ele-
ment would either have to reform
o. spend q lifetime wishing they
had.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

You can't pick out the bachelors
on the street, but there's no mistak-
ing one when you see the bathrobe
he wears.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

1t may be easier to kiss a mod
ern girl, but more happens to you
if she doesn't want to be kissed and
you try it anyway.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
Good Idea

Uncle Eben: "My nephew Is
economizing so that he can go to
college next Fall"
Uncle Walt: "How's he econo-
mizing?"
Uncle Eben: He's stopped shaw
ing. He figures he can raise enough
whiskers to buy a ukulele"'
Walter L. Rank.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

II only a conference could appor.
ton suspicion in the ratio of 5-5-3
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Bridge has one advantage as a
gambling game. You pledge your
social standing instead of walking
home N a barrel.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

The summer White House menag-
eris. It appears, now contains every
thinH but an elephant.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Our suess is that either Dempsey
or Sharkey will win.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Slowly we become nation of
town people, and after a while a
bird song viii! be called noise.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Alas! When you're far from the
madding crowd. you're far from
free air.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

There are two kinds of children:
Happy ones. and those told not to
be SO noisy.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

There's always something. In the
old days people had the itch, but
they didn't have such close neigh
bors.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Example of soft answer that turn
eth away wrath: Make the ali
mony little larger, Judge; I want
to take care of her we'll"
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

You may tell a hick by his hair
free masonry of badness.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
Cork Soles

Cork SOles
Naylor: you never hear Of an
Irishman drowning, do you?"
Barnes: certainly not. They've
all got Cork souls"
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Entered at the Post once at New Brit
Ain - Second Class Mall Natter.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLIsHINo COMPANY

Issued Daily SUNDAY E1cspted)
At Herald Bldg. 81 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

It's some consolation, when your
neighbor is moving his lawn at 7
a. m, to know that his back hurts.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
Vacation Days

vacation Days
CAS- Found in The Fun Shop Joke
Factory
Margie: 80 your boss isn't going
to give you a vacation this year,"
Grace: He just thinks he isn't.
If necessary, III take one right in
the office"
Banjo Bob
(And as other Fun Shop contribu-
tors juggled ito
Supcrstitious
Emery: Rogers absolutely re-
fuses TO take a vacation"
Bennett: isn't that stranger"
Emery: Not very. That's how he
happened to meet his wife,"
Patricia Judell
An Ideal Rest.
Boss: what? You here? I told
you that you could have a vaca-
ton"
Jimmyt Yes sir I thouEht
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Middle-age is when you realize
thing, not to give you anything.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

The great outdoors in instructive.
Until you go camping, you never
realize how long you can wear u
shirt.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
St.ee . Year.
37.oe Three Monthh
Use. . Month.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Correct this sentence: "Now,"
the man chuckled happily at a.
M, TN have the pleasure of shay
ing"
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19

Copyright 1927, Publishers Syndi-
cate.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-19
THE LIFE OF ANY WOMAN

In Ten Chapters
observed by Ralph B. Newton)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
Spinach

Try of maryland Chief Brand Packed
in Baltimore from eastern grown spinach. It's big
can of food at low price.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
Continued from Eighteenth Page)

pther members of the cast, however,
have comparatively little to do and
serve as character Extraordinarily,
be 1t said The principal weakness of
he picture lies In a bit of philosophy
30 obvious that its continual emphasis
by constant flashes of a shoemaker
begging shoes, each peg representing
an experience" In life, weakens the
principal episodes of the picture.
Even while the magnetic Rod is MAX
Ing love in a breath.talling way the
audience anticipates the inevitable APP
lpearance of the ubiquitous shoemaker,
Then, too, the idealism of the plot, Ger
tainly as depicted on the screen.
strains the credulity of even the most
sentimental.
The photography IS splendid. Some
pr the scenes are memorable, partlcu-
|larly. the march to Siberia across the
Snowy reaches. Rex Rommell con-
'ducts an appropriate orchestral pre-
hde, and a Russian choir quartet adds
TO the atmosphere.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
WILL GREET De VALERA.
Association for Recognition of Irish
Republic to Hold Reception.

Preliminary plans for the reception
to Eamonn de Valera. Irish leader, on
his arrival in Washington some time
in the near future were made last
night at a meeting of the Association
for the Recognition of the Irish Re
public in Musicians Hall, 1905 f
street, at which a committee of 100
was appointed by Daniel M. Hassett
president, to arrange the details OF
the reception and the mass meeting
which will follow.
An executive committee was named
to supervise the work of the general
committee, and it's membership in
cludes Charles Edward Russell, chair
man; Thomas w. Lyons, secretary;
Aeneas Collins, Maurice O'Conner,
Mrs. j. Murphy. Mrs. Kate Long, Will
liam Caesar, Joseph Ryder, P. J. Nc
Donou gh, p. ]. Sullivan and Mr.. Has
sett.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
|NGROWN NAIL
Turns Right Out Itself

"Outgro" is a harmless antiseptic
manufactured for chiropodists. How
ever, any one can buy from the drug
store tiny bottle containing direc-
tons.
A few drops of "Outgro" in the
crevice of the ingrowing nail reduces
inflammation and pain and so tough
ems the tender, sensitive skin under
meath the toenail, that it cannot pen
citrate the flesh, and the nail turns
naturally outward almost overnight.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
PALACE-"New York."

Superior music and dancing stand
put In the Happiness Week" program
opening at Loew's Palace Theater yes
terday. The stage features seem to
overshadow the screen presentation,
New York" a Paramount picture,
with Ricardo CorteZ and Lois Wilson,
Charles Dornberger and his Record
Ing Orchestra put on program dem
frustrating that jazz can be soothed
down into sweet. low tones without
lcsing the ''peppy" effect. Then comes
.Drena Beach from Texas Guinans
300 Club" She dances gracefully
Through contortional movements with.
put losing an artful charm. Folk who
remember Brown and Bailey from the
4 Greenwich Village Follies" and other
musical comedy presentations will find
fhat these two have lost none Of their
accuracy or versatility of pace in their
pap dancing and will be encouraged to
discover that the pair has added an
entirely new and free-from-care YER
sion of the BLACK Bottom" to their
repertoire. Each of these features was
sapplauded by the audience.
In the feature picture Richardo
'Cortez and Miss Wilson are very sin
'cere performers. The theme of New
variety. The Horatio Aiger type of a
boy of the sidewalks of New York
makes good as a leading musician and
wins the hand of an heiress. At this
t1uncture, some melodrama is worked
'into the story by a girlhood friend of
|the king of musicians, who had adored
|him with an unreciprocated love. She
|is killed In his apartment during a
struggle with her husband for a
pistol. Circumstances shape them
selves into an accusation against the
hero, and he is tried, almost con-
|victed, and then freed upon the story
told finally by the husband. Estele
Taylor and William Powell, in sup
porting roles, render valuable service,
but the combined efforts of the stars
and the supporting cast are unable to
rescue the film from the slough of
mediocrity.
Appropriately, the overture is en-
titled 'Berliniana," a medley of Irving
|Berlin's compositions with a delightful
Photographic accompaniment. Tom
cannon continues to conduct the
Palace Concert Orchestra in first rate
manner, and Dick Liebert has an
organlogue for lovers old and young.
The bill is supplemented by news reels
and Topics OF the Day."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
CENTRAL-"HilIs of Kentucky"

Rin-Tin-Tin, listed among the great
est canine actors of the screen. is the
star of the bill being presented the
first two days of the current week at
Crandalfs Central Theater in Hills
of Kentucky" a drama in which a
sterling cast OF human players par
ticipates to advantage.
The comedy for the first bill of the
week is a Juvenile release, MY Kid,
with a. new issue of the Pathe Review.
The program is completed by added
short reel subjects and pipe organ ac-
compartment and solo intervals.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21

Flesh and the Devil" Metro Gold
wyn's production, which presents
Greta Carlo and John Gilbert, is the
attraction being presented at Gran
dall's TIvoli the first two days of this
week. An Aesop Fable and added
short reels complete the bill, with pipe
organ accompaniments and solo in
terludes
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
OPENING ATTRACTIONS IN WASHINGTON
THEATERS

distinctive brand of funmaking. Added
short reels of varied interest COM
plete the supplementary attractions of
a bill which has as its major feature
First Nationals production of IAN
Affair of the Follies," starring Billie
Dove.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
COLUMBIA-"The Kid Brother. !"

''The Kid Brother" Harold Lyold s
latest picture, and the comedy, "Our
Gang" which are held over for a sec.
ond week at Loew's Columbia The.
alter, attracted large crowds yesterday.
Added to these features are latest
news pictures and short films of
screen stars in and about their homes.
The feature picture affords LLOYD
an excellent opportunity to display his
talent. 1t deals with the youngest
son of sheriff who is kept in the
background by the prowess of his two
older brothers. The girl appears on
the scene, however, and through her
Influence brings forth a self-confidence
In the young man which results in
his becoming a hero. He captures a
thief, who stole fund which the lads
father has been keeping.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-21
AMBASSADOR-"An Affair of the
FoIIieS"

Lupino Lane. the English acrobatic
comedian. supplies the comedy at the
Ambassador Theater the first three
days of this week in his latest two
reel release, Movie Land" subject
that affords him ample outlet for his
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12
Turner IS EASY
FOR NOLAN

Bud Nolan. former west coast
battler now making his headquart-
ers in Baltimore, Nd, was an easy
winner over Jack Turner, of Wash.
ington. in the feature 8-rounder at
the Arcadia Club.
Nolan won from the very start,
severely beating Turner with body
punches. Each round was repeti.
ton Of the first with Turner occa.
sionally making a game stand
against his stronger opponent.
Nolan made quite hit with the
Arcadia Club members through his
willingness to mix at all. times.
Jimmy Dixon. of the Arcadia
Club. won over Joe Bender. Of Balti-
more, in the 4 round semi.final.
Frankie Weinert. Of the Mohawks,
stopped Jackie Saunders. of the
Arcadia Club. in the third round of
the second bout.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12
4 1888. international Features
Service. Incl

lyn wonder. in the recent inter.
city series between the Convention
Hall Stars and the Brooklyn
Orpheums.
The Gotham newspapers gave
him a puff, anyway. Here's what
c. W. Ryder. in the New York
World. had to say about his bowl.
ing in the singles:
"A feature of the series was the
contest between Barney Spinella,
the New Yrok favorite, and VOL.
stenholme, Of Washington, with
honors about even in the number
of games rolled. The great diff.
ference physically and in style of
bowling was q matter of much
comment.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12
Bean Town Boxers
Loom For Two
Ring Titles

Bos, IN boxers are very much
in the race for two fistic titles.
Dick (Honeyboy) Finnegan, of
the South Boston Irish, leads
the scramble for the vacant
featherweight championship, and
one of his two most formidable
rivals is Red Chapman.
Jack Sharkey and Jimmy
Maloney, long rivals for heavy
weight supremacy in Boston,
now rank as two of the three
leading contenders for the crown
worn by Gene Tunney. -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12
Leo McNahanay Opens
Golf School at Saks

Leo McNahanay. professional of
ROCK Creek Park course, like many
other teachers of golf has turned to
the indoors for the winter months.
McNahanay has established an in.
door golf school at the Saks & Co.
store. where he will receive his
friends AMI pupils.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12
CIRLSSpCRlI
GOSSIP
By Gerry" Martin

lone by one. like leaves from a
tree, all my teams are forsakink
me-" is the lament of Jack Haas,
manager of the District Girls Bias.
ketball League. Another team has
withdrawn from the recently formed
loop. The members of the Para.
mount A. c., all of whom are East.
ern High and Langley Junior High
School students, have decided to dis.
band their team because of oppoSi.
ton offered by the faculties of the
two schools. This leaves four teams
in the circuit all Of which performed
last night. The Washington A. C.
sank the Princess Seniors, 1913, and
the Princess team laid the CapitoIs
low with score Of Sail. It Is plain
to be seen that the tussle for the
championship of this league will be
between the Washington A. c.
sextet and the Princess team.
Frances KrucOff, undoubtedly
the Districts best tennis player,
moved up into The second round
Of the District indoor tennis
tourney when she took her
match by default.
Elizabeth Pyle, who looks as deli.
cate and frail as they come, certain.
ly does fool the folks in the gallery.
She treated the ambidextrous Co.
rhine Frazier to a trimming in
three-set encounter. Today's mach
between Phoebe Moorhead and Doro.
thy Kingsbury should be a very
good one. Miss Kingsbury Is known
for her steady game and Phoebe
will be close match for her.
All officials who aspire to an N, A,
A. F. grading in basketball are re.
minded that the written and Erac.
tical examinations will be given to.
night in the Central High gym at
$50 o'clock.
Business High Night Scht,Ol
players and baskcteers are re.
Quested to report promptly fOl
their tilt which win begin I'm the
c. H. s. gym at $50 sharp. This
game Is to be refereed by off,
ciaIS taking their examinations.
The Columbia Heights champion
ship Of the Elementary School Bas.
ketball League will be played off
this afternoon at $50. on the Chevy
Chase playground between E. v.
Brown and Park View. In the inter.
playground series Park View will
take on Iowa Avenue tomorrow at
$3.50 on the Park View ground.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12

He gets, lots Of pins from the
flying ducks and the kick backs.
He is probably the best individual
bowler in America and has never
lost a match in singles. Barney
is about half his size and a curved
ball artist with less speed.
The conditions OF the cams in
use Of the Baltimore hardwood pms
favored Washington where they
are in constant use, but are very
seldom used here. Wolstenhol'ne
rested during the doubles, while
Spinella rolled continuously in ex-
tremely fast games with no inter.
mission
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12
He had a run Of, 90 balls and
won by 1875 to SO.

BartIemes, who is a former Wash
tngton champion and is now COM
peting in the title tournament at
the Arcadia, expressed a desire to
play Lewis again and probably will
be given another match next Sat.
urday night. Bartlemes isn't used
to beatings like the one he took
from Lewis. The latter, by the
way, is trick shot expert.
Glenn Wolstenholme, the Con.
vention Hall bowling star, won lots
OF national attention by his victory
over Barney Spinella, the Brook.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-01-12

"WOlstenhOlme is q physical
marvel. weighing well over zoo
pounds and with q tremendous
swing of the right arm, carry.
ing the ball backward and
above his head, the five-inch
sphere has the. force and direc.
tiOn Of a bullet,