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New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

As to BibRusiness, 1t couldn't love third term SO much If it didn't love Mellon more.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
Lenmy Was a Lemon!
Danser!

Passenger: You say the train has stopped on account of hot box ."
 Porter: "Yassah, de Pullman con- ductah tried 10 kiss 8 lady back in de observation cah an got one on de ear.''
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Sas voIy profitable ndvsrt'Enr medium ', th. oty. Circulation books and press ,nem >ivAys srsn 10 Atver.isera
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
DIDN'T WANT TO FIND IT.

Caller: Do your Want Ads bring rcsults?"
 Caller: Then I'll try another pa- per My wife sent me down to ad- vertise her lost pet dog"
 Il. $. Hamilton,
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

They can't have a recount Of 3. Chicago election. So many Of the bullets hit out in the lake.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
n-h s .ha Ase,easlsd Press

Tho AAsoeiatsd Prs0 . sIc'ussvely en- utlsA .s the sss fos republication oi an pess credited ts it TT not otherwise credited Ia thD paper aud also local cevs eus!ishs cd thsrsin.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

The worlds largest airplane, tho Barling Bomber. has six Liberty en- zines which develop 2,i4o horse" power.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Anericanism: Wondering who that important guy over there is: asking him for light,
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Science moves slowly. Laundries haven't yet devised a way to make a soft collar saw your neck.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Classics: Literature in ten vol umes given free with punk maga- zine or a bound set of thrash.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

A steep cliff and a bad turn seem especially dangerous to an insured car.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

IT only we had a clean magazine that didn't seem to say: No, dear morons, this is pure and sweet
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

r. g. support Of a Conservative In Nicaragua seems 10 mean cheering every time he dolges successfully.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
FactsondFancies

Ordinary husband: In t-d at 10 o'clock. Sport: In bad at 2 o'clock.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
Familiar Face!

Mrs Moore: T hope that wretch ed bill collector doesn't call again today"
 Mrs. Walker: why not. dear?"
 Mrs. Moore: He calls so often that the neighbors all think he's my husband."
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
c. Wiborg

Wonlen's participation In public affairs will keep those affairs pub lie.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
WHEN BLACK IS READ


 Righto! Dear Mir. Judell, there's no chance to share A humorist's profession, Your Fun Shop seems very tame affair When Congress Is in session!
 David II. Morchead. Lemmy Was a Lemon! Lemmy was hashful but handsome; {; The fact was pretty well known That every girl was eager to get Lemmy alone. But Lemmy was shy as a pigeon; This fact was also well known, Whenever a maiden got friendly. he said Lemmy alone.'
 Harry Macrae.
 Lawks a Mnssy. A Ju-Ju Is cannibal That lives across the sea: If I should sail away some time Would l Jujube?
 -Elizabeth Freschl.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

TNs Herald is on ssie daily tu Ns York at Holdings Newsstand, IEihes s1uare; schult1s Sewssands. Entrance Grand Central. 4znd Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Gentlemen In the stock business: Darn 1t! A new gold field, and I've lost my sucker list"
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
~LnPHoNZ CALLs

2a.~x>l q the Pest cncs at New Brit ~ ss asoond CIass Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Darn It, new gold teld, and I've lost my sucker list"
 r. would he interesting to know just what smugslcd alien thinks him.
 There's a bright side. Wherever you see 2 truck, there's con yenient ditch for refuge. IL wasn't fashion that make hips disappear, but the fact that it's no longer necessary for a lady to be helpless.
 Other things change; but 4,000 years ago, children got spanked for the same things that get them in . bad now.
 About the only way to make sure of the weather is to get everybody in a district to wash their cars on the same day.
 So many people who say "a single standard of morality" mean "a single level Of cussedness"
 A hick town Is a place where new ] clothes are still called Sunday clothes. | Correct this sentence: Nearly all of my patients" said the doctor, ! pay me before paying their other ] bills"
 Copyright 1927, Publishers SyndiCatc)
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

r. would be interesting to know just what I smugGlcd- in alien thinks the first time a tax collector gets him.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

NSins0 Omoe .... e2s Rdst Q rias Eoons O.. s-s
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22
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New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

There's a bright side. Wherever you see 2 truck. there's con- ycnient ditch for refuge.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

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New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

IL wasn't fashion that make hips disappear, but the fact that it's no longer necessary for lady to be helpless.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

A hick town Is place where new clothes are still called Sunday clothes.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

Other things change; but 4,000 years ago, children got spanked for the same things that get them in bad now.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

About the only way to make sure of the weather is to get everybody in q district to wash their cars on the same day.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-22

So many people who say "a single standard of morality" mean "a single level Of cussedness."
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-25

(By H. c. Hotaling, Executive Secre-
tary, Ten Thousand Lakes of Mime
sofa association.)
No people enjoy travelling about
pore than the Americans. They seem
to inherit a longing to know and to
see that which is the integral part
of their country or state just beyond
their everyday vision. Until re-
stricted by the Worlds War, the AM
erican tourists in Europe outnum-
bered those of any other nationality.
Then came the cry, "See your own
country first" and the travel became
hunt for scenery and climate, fish
ing and hunting, in distant states.
The old joke, which was all too true,
that those who went abroad knew
far more about foreign lands than
they did about the United States be-
came changed so that many knew
more about California, Florida, Colo
RADIO, etc, than about the state in
which they lived.
Agriculturally Minnesota has held
a first position for years. Her record
III "LS0C ildS UCSll lCliioi n
able and has brought many settlers
within her borders and combined with
the great milling industry has made
her the bread basket of the Union. A
change of times and demands, or per-
haps gradual development of nat
ural resources, brought into existence
the dairying industry of the State
which has n npdO,1c
portions and bread and butter are
now coupled together as a caption
of Minnesota. But corn has outvalu-
ed wheat and brought hogs and other
livestock with meat packing plants
forward in the States industries.
These productions, however, are only
few which are yearly valued in the
millions of dollars. The oat crop,
barley, rye, potatoes, flaxseed, clover
seed, wild and tame hay, and even APP
pies and sorghum molasses also put
themselves on record in that class.
Our poultry products, and our milk
production are in the same great valu-
ations.
The forests of Minnesota, although
thought by many to be depleted, are
furnishing material for saw mills,
planning mills, paper mills and box
factories which estimate their annual
outputs in the millions of dollars. And
there are peat beds containing almost
7,000,000,000 tons of fuel of an equal
ity of anthracite coal in heat produc-
tionS.
These facts are, perhaps, only of
interest to home seekers or persons
of a practical turn of mind and would
not attract the vacationist. If so,
then let US turn to Minnesota the
beautiful. Would you have hills and
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-25
Minnesota Offers Much
To Interest The Tourist

valleys, woodlands or prairies, dense
forests and shimmering lakes, wind
ing streams or rushing waters with
rocky rapids and beautiful, noisy wa
ter falls; would you choose to visit
the peaceful rural country where the
plowman wends his homeward way
or the busy marts of industry where
trade and commerce fill the busy
hours of day, and night is the time of
revelry; or would you seek the unin-
terrupted wilds of nature where the
birds and beasts are in the forests and
fish abound in the waters. Whatever
your choice Minnesota can satisfy
your desire.
Minnesota has the greatest iron
producing mines in the world and
there is an enormous tonnage yet un
touched. She also has untold mil
lions of low grade ores which later
will be brought into use with modern
methods of reduction.
Minnesota's boast of Ten Thousand
Lakes is but a modest claim. She has
that number and many more. These
vary in size. Each is a gem in itself
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-25

not alone in identifying the land
scape; rivers and streams connect
lakes and divide meadows. They wat
er the lands; they add beauty and in
the earlier day were the carrier of
many boat. The great Mississippi,
the father of waters, is among them
and finds its beginning among the
lakes of the north; the Minnesota
flows from west to east winding it's
way through prairie and woodland,
sometimes playing in one of the most
beautiful park sections any state
could discover; the st. Croix has
formed in its play with nature the
phenomenal "Dalles" with their cur
ious formations of rocks and caverns,
and Rainy River drops over precipice
after precipice letting its waters come
down from these high lodges as wa
ter falls of the most exquisite beau
ty. But these are only few of the
larger streams and there are many
just as beautiful although perhaps not
quite as large, in the east, the west,
the south, the north.
These are natural advantages and
to them man has added hundreds Of
summer hotels and unique cottage
camps and outing resorts increasing
in size as demand arises and summer
residents increase. Then Minnesota
has builded great system of unex-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-25

adding much to its surroundings, and
usually its depths are filled with
many varieties of the finest game
fish. In parts of the State these
lakes are found unexpectedly here
and there as rare jewel, while IA
other sections one lake is hardly
reached before another and yet an
other comes into view.
Mirrored waters of the lakes are
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-25

celled highways, extending to all
parts of the state, and making the In
dian pipestone quarries of the south
western prairie equally accessible to
the tourist with the far-famed North
Shore Drive along the rock bound
coast of Lake Superior and bringing
the Red River of the North and Rush
River Of the southeast within easy
driving distance of the Twin Cities.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
Douglas Lacks Hotel
Accommodation, Service
Station Figures Show

According to numerous reports re-
ceived from the various service stations
and garages throughout this city, dur
ing the tourist season, between the
months of October and January, suffi-
cient accommodation has not been
Offered at the local hotels.
One evening as many as II people
came to one service station in this
city asking for the names of additional
hotels as they could not secure accomo-
dation in any of the better known
hoStelrieS.
For the month of December, $40 cars
were stored at local automobile stor
age company and most of these were
foreign cars. ~.
From these indications it would seem
that Douglas could welcome the addi-
tional enlargement of the Gadsden
hotel as well as the new tourist hotel
which will house many of the winter
tourists who have been obliged to go
elsewhere due to the fact that hotel
accommodations in this city were so
limited. When the new hotel has been
constructed and the Gadsden hotel has
been remodeled, Douglas should be an
attractive spot to tourists as it will
offer more advantages than any other
town in the state.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
Charlton Photographs
Fort Huachuca Before
Going To Los Angeles

M +
Charles Charlton, in company with
Mrs. Charlton, has gone to Los Angeles,
but not without q last trip to the
mountains of Arizona, their last. trip
being to Fort Huachuca, where they
secured 750 feet of movie and Pathe
reel.
The pictures that Mr.. Charlton shot
at the fort will be used in connection
with those that he has already secured
in the vicinity He had previously
taken several shots from Rustler's park
and his object in taking the Apache
scouts was to show and illustrate the
difference in the lives of the Indians
as they are today and what they were
in the past.
From Rustler's park he was able to
obtain the more rustic impressions and
can illustrate how the Indians lived
before the coming of the white man.
At the fort the Indian has taken on
the ways of civilization. He wears a
regular uniform as designated by the
United States army and drills in the
same manner as an American soldier.
Mr.. Charlton took several pictures of
the Indians as they were mounted on
horseback and were about to charge.
The film will be released in approx
mately six months and it is almost cer-
tain that it will be colored reel.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
Fl. HUACHUCA
TO CELEBRATE
INDEPENDENCE

A program of sports and patriotic
observances will mark the Fourth of
July at Fort Huachuca, U. S. military
post in CochiSe county, according to
information received here.
The reservation will be open all day
with guides furnished visitors who wish
to inspect the fort. The Buffalo club
and Chinese restaurant will be pre-
barred to furnish meals to visitors and
the post exchange will keep open
throughout the day and operate soft
drink stand at the race track, where
the sports will be held.
A baseball game will be staged at 9
a. m. and at II a. m. there will be
6and concert. The horse races, to be
held at p. m, include a quarter mile
dash, ring sticking contest with wooden
saberS, three quarter mile event, three
quarter mile steeplechase, one mile
trotting exhibition, pony express race
one man to ride four horses for one
half mile, changing saddles with each
new horse.
Anyone, whether civilian or army
man, may enter the races, subject to
the following requirements: no gov
ernment horse may enter more than
three events or three heats; no Novem-
Der or December 1926, remountS are
eligible for entry; not more than three
entries will be allowed in any event for
any troop of the 10th cavalry.
Entry fees are So for each event, to
be paid to the clerk of the course at
least a half hour before the race is
called. The Fort Huachuca band will
play during the races and trucks will
be provided to transport enlisted men
and their families to and from the post.
The program will close with band
concert at 1880 p. M, moving picture
show at the posts theatre and, a dance
at the Buffalo club, starting at 8
o'clock.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
JOSEPH CIRARD, PIONEER.
SOLDIER and SCOUT. dies:
RELATIVE OF FRED CIRARD

France, in 1888. He enlisted in the
army at the age of 81 in the 18th bat
talon of CazadoreS at Venzenas. In
1859 he participated in the battle OF
Palestro Italy, and soon after fought
in the battles of Magenta and Solferno
He served in France until 1862, when
he was transferred to Old Mexico in
the army of Emperor Maximilian. He
was under General Forey in the battle
of Casadores of Vezamur. Then he was
sent to Mexico City and fought in the
battles of Teocaltich, Nochiztseen and
EStanzuella under the command OF
General Douay.
1t was during this period that Girard
fought two duels, one with swords and
one with pistols He killed his opponent
in each duel. Shortly afterward Girard
obtained an honorable discharge and
crossed into the United States at Ell
Paso. He was soon back in uniform,
this time as member of the fifth
regiment of the United States army at
Fort Bliss.
After serving a year in Texas he was
sent to Fort Wales, Kan, where he
was scout under General ComStock.
He became adept in Indian warfare
and came to be feared by the redmen.
He had many narrow escapes from
death.
After serving with ComstocK he was
with Buffalo Bill for some time guard
ing wagon trains, hunting buffalo and
fighting Indians. Later he served as
guard on government mail coach
running out of Trinidad, Colo.
He obtained his discharge and again
headed south through New Mexico. He
met and married Vitalia Salazar in
1868. The next year he took his bride
to Conejos county, Colo, where he re-
sided until the time of his death.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
STORY TELLING
AT PLAYGROUND
THIS MORNING

The story hour at the city play
ground will be held at $50 O'Clock
this morning, with Miss Jennie We'll
come and Miss Lois Branham in
charge of the smaller children and
Miss Norton in charge of the. older.
Anyone wishing to take part in the
story telling contest is asked to sign
up with Miss. Norton Immediately
after the story hour. Story books will
be loaned to those who do not have
Them.
The making of doll houses will be
featured at the playground at 2:3O
o'clock this afternoon. Children are
requested to bring shoe box or small
box. The other material will be
furnished.
The pool is proving popular place
for the children. Swimming hours
for the different groups are posted
at the playground and enforced.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
Crabtree Announces
Civil Service Exams

F. A. Crabtree, local secretary fol-
the U. S. civil service commission, has
announced an examination for pest
exterminator, field service, the receipt
OF applications to close July %. The
salary is from $95 to $11O.
Another examination for nursery
man, Indian service, was also, an
nounced, applications to be in by July
%. The salary is $3.50.
For information in regard to the
requirements and, the character of the
examinations and for application
blanks, apply to Crabtree at the Doug
las postoffice.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21

Colorado lost one of its most inter
esting and picturesque inhabitants
June IL with the death of Joseph
Girard 89-year- pioneer, scout and
Indian fighter, at Capulin, Colo. Mr..
Girard was grandfather of Fred Girard,
of the Curio cafe in Aqua Prieta.
Mr.. Girard had been i'll for about
year and for the last few weeks had
been in a comatose condition. He died
at the home of his daughter and was
buried in the Capulin cemetery.
Joseph Girard was born at Grenoble,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
Anthony Downs Dies
AT Home In Bisbee;
Pioneer Of County

News of the death of. Anthony
Downs, Cochise county pioneer, in Bis
bee early Sunday morning was received
here yesterday Funeral arrangements
are pending. The body is at the Hen
messy undertaking parlors in Bisbee.
Downs was in the saloon business in
Bisbee for years before prohibition. Of
late years he has been operating nool
hall on the main street in the Hill City.
He is survived by his widow and two
sons, Anthony, Jr., and Girard.
Downs worked Saturday night until
after midnight. He died at about 7
a. M Sunday. Death is believed to
have been due to heart trouble.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
w. C. T. u. MEETING

The regular meeting of the Women's
Christian Temperance union will be
held Tuesday afternoon.
Miss Ella K. Butcher, field worker
OF the organization. will address the
meeting. "A splendid program has
been planned and among other num-
bers will be a solo by Mrs. M. j.
ANDERSON, who will be accompanied
by Miss Ida Hickman.
The meeting will be held in the
Christian church and all the women
in Douglas and vicinity are cordially
invited to attend.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21

A barefoot boy in San Francisco
was barred from school. 1t is only
in this modern age that education
has come to apply to mans neither
eXtremities.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
'EMEEI
WEDNESDAY SPECIAL ~'

Quality aluminium Tea Kettle, $1.29.
White Enamel Combinets, $1.09. Don't
miss these. See our windows. Posten-
Arthur Hardware Co.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
To Tucson

40 tucson
Several Douglas women will motor
to Tucson Tuesday to attend meeting
of the Eastern Star to honor the
worthy grand matron. Those who will
go are Mrs. L. r. Brown, Mrs w. L.
Smith, Mrs. Henry Elvey and Miss
Henrietta Elvey.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21

Gallon Thermo jugs placed on spe-
cial sale, reduced from $3.50 to 1925.
Douglas Hardware Co.-AdVt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
Return From Vacation

Mr.. and Mrs. H. j. Bollin have re-
turned from a vacation passed in the
northern part of the state. They
visited Phoenix. Prescott Grand cam
yon, Springerville and ended the trip
by attending the Arizona picnic at
Hannagan's Meadows Saturday. Sun
day they visited at Stafford with Mr..
and Mrs. John Brodie, former Douglas
people.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-06-21
To New Mexico

To New Mexico
Miss Bertha L. Ellis, who is en-
'ployed at the United States post
office, departed Saturday for La
Mesa, New Mexico, where she will
spend her vacation. While in La
Mesa she will be the guest of Mrs.
John w. Dunn, who will be re-
membered in this city as Miss May
Wilson.