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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Two ARRESTED
BY RANGERS At.
AUSTIN HOTEL
Optometrist Alleged to
Have Paid Them
$1,000 to Influence
Legislation

AUSTIN. Feb. 3. iAJ The Travis
county grand jury, which convenes
Monday. viii Investigate bribery
charges filed against Representatives
r. A. Dale of Bonham a7ll B. Moore
of Cooper, Justice of the Peace r. X.
Tannch.ll said Thursday.
Dale and Moore waived prelim
mary hearing today. Each Is at liD-
crty on 81 600 bond.
The lawmakers We're arrested by
Texas rangers last night near a
local hotel and accused of accepting
81 200 from Willis Chamberlain,
Houston cptometrist, on offers 70 in
fluence legislation affecting optom-
etrsSts.
Chamberlain IA said to have tip
ped Officers and then played his
part
r. H. MrSrepor. former senator.
representative Cecil story, Of Yer
non. and two others signed the
bonds
ReT resentative Moore has intro
ducod q bill proposing an occupation
CONTINUE on page two.)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
CLAIMS LEAHY
after REWARD
Deputy Asserts He
fered to DiviL&
Fifty-Fifty

GEORGETOWN, Texas, Feb. 81
Pi-Deputy Sheriff Ed Dubose w
San Patririo testified here Thursday
IN the Harry y. Lcahv trial concg rn-
ing which Nv said was an attempt hy
Leahy to collect d reward for the
return Of DR.. u. Al. Ramsey, whom
Lcahy is charged with killing.
Leahy IL being tried ths second
time for Dr. Ramscy's death. hay-
ing received fifty years Ak lis first
trial. DR.. Ramsey disappeared from
Iii home w Mathis end NV body was
discovered w the hills w Live Oak
county.
"1 talked with Mrs. Ramsey" Du-
bose cotinucd, "and she said she
would gladly pay $4,000 for her
husbands return alive ln ten days
When ! showed ffahv the changed
contract. ~ said something would
happen within ~ days ~ make them
glad ~ sign the contract IVY orig
inally written.
"Leahy then asked mr III had the
nerve t0 dig up the corpse. If you
haven't. | have. and I'LL dig in up and
bring IL i'm and YOU can deliver il
and claim the reward and We will
divide fifty fifty Lrahv said
.Leahy told me ~ wauld XII ma "
told On him and that NJ would cx-
pect me- u w the same IL w told
on me"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
BvAiI BRINGS
100 REFUGEES
u. S. Marines Prepare
To Sail for Chin
ese Waters

SHANGHAI. Feb. 3.-lPi- Greatly
ovcrcruwdcd with passengers, the
steamer Lung-Wo arrived today from
Hankow. with $50 missionaries,
mostly women and children who
evacuated Human province under
consular orders.
Approx mately 1875 cf the refu-
gees were Americans.
This city was alarmed hv a fairly
severe earthquake al il.5O this
morning Earthquakes are most un-
usual in this district. Ne damage
has been reported.
PANAMA. Feb. 3. Up The Unit
"a States cruisers Richmond. Gin
cinuati and IartlehUad viii sail for
Balboa In tho next twertN-fnur
hours. presumably for Chinese wa
tiers. under orders received from the
navy department, They viii b. fol-
lowed hv the Raleigh.
MANILA. Feb. a-tP, II was
learned here today that " dctach-
mcnt ~ marines will arrive here
from Guam tomorrow and will pro-
cecd ~ once 20 Shanghai aboard the
J- :. 5. Pccos.
SAN DIEGO. Cal. Feb 3.--iPl--
Marines ~ the fourth marines heist-
al the Last ~ their equipment
aboard the transport Chaumort
here tod7v and prepared to sail for
the Orient. They expect 70 20 "a
Shanghai eventually.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
BANDITS KIDNAP
ARKANSAS BANKER

MANSFIELD. Ark, FEB. 3.--i#1--C.
C. Graves, president ~ the National
Bank w Mansfield. was kidnapped
last night by two unidentified men,
taken ~ "A deserted farm house near
Howe, Okla, and left trusaed and
gagged.
He escaped about midnight end
teiephonnd 60 Mansfield for assist
ance. Andy feveyhouse. constable,
and the cashier w the bank. brought
him hack " Mansfield today
The men told him that they would
hold him prisoner until they were
paid $4,000 ransom.
The banker finally released him
self after several hours effort and
came here where he tQld his skoFy
10 the telephone operator shortly
after midnight
The two men, Graves said. drove
up wv hig home in Mansfield about
4 o'clock last night and demanded
that 1. and hih brother Eet into their
automobile They left Immediately
in the direction uf the Oklahoma
line putting chic hrother-in-iaw out
of che car about four miles ffom
Mansfield.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Willacy Defendants Assert County
Was Invaded by Lawless Elements
Committee Approves Garner
Rio Grande-CoIorado Plans

WASHINGTON, Feb. 3.--g4o-The Garner resolution
10 authorize the president to appoint commissioners
confer with Mexican officials with view Of negotiating
a treaty equitable use Of the lower waters Of The
Rio Grande and Colorado rivers approved unanimous
" today by the hease foreign affairs committee
AT the suggestion Of Representative Swing, repub-
ican California the resolution drafted that the
negotiations would not interfere with the Colorado river
deveomen proposed in the Swing johnson Boulder Can
yon dam bill now the house calendar.
President Coolidge yesterday endorsed the proposal to
open negotiations.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
COUNTYCOURT
AT Law WILL
REPRESENTED
Special Bill, DR. a wn
by County Attorney,
Will Be Submitted
To Legislature

Halbert Davenport, Brownsville at
torney. left last night for Austin
with copy Of the bill 70 be present
ga in the legislature creating a Cam
crOn county court ~ law.
The bill was drawn up. by Harry
Faulk. county attorney. with the as
sistance az various members of the
Cameron county bar, and H. designed
to relieve the county judge Of all eN-
cept the duties Of presiding officer
of the commissioners court or mat
ters of eminent domain which are
now in the jurisdiction Of the com
misSiOnerS court.
The county court Az la@ shall have
jurisdiction ID AT civil and criminal
matters and eases, original and ap-
pellatc, over which. by the general
laws OF the state. the county court
would have jurisdiction. All ex-offi-
clio duties Of the county judge shall
he exercised by the county judge At
law.
Terms of the court Al law will be
held monthly, beginning on the first
Monday and ending on the last Sat
urday.
The county judge at law shall ~
elected by the qualified voters, must
he well informed IN the laws Of the
state. must have been "A resident and
practicing attorney i'm the county for
at least n year and must have all the
qualifications new necessary for the
position Of county judge.
The county attorney will represent
the state IN All prosecutions pending
III county court at law and viii col.
N..ae D VI
IN county court.
The bill provides for the imme-
diTtc appointment Of county judge
az law % serve until the next elcc.
ti0n H. held. PracticinE lawyers oi
the county may elect a special judge
20 sit in the county court ~ law IL
! sucbf cases where the judge II law /.
disqualified.
The county court AZ law is author
lied In the hilF to issue the same
writs a. the county court can issue
* the present time.
The county clerk will ~ clerk Wy
the county court w law and is au
tborizcd To appoint deputy, IL h'
deems it necessary. who will rcceiv,
$lna a month.
The commissioners court may iii
ans vacancy which may occur unit
the next geMraI election.
The judge AZ law will receive ;
salary of ST. 900 a year 70 w paid "
monthly instalImcnts. The COUNTY
7 Judge will not receive his usual fee
but will receive u salary of $4.500 an
nuaIly. The fees vwill E0 into th'
county treasury.
The judge at law may he remover
y i'm the same manner anr for the same
causes as "a county judge.
y The bill has nm emergency claus,
hy which ii will take immediate ef
feet. Immediate enactment ~ III.
/ bill will TX sought. due to the fac
that the county court docket ~ crowd
w and that creation of Y count,
court at law would relieve the pres
sure W short time. Passage ar tn
bill is sought because the burdens "
the county judge have been SO i'm
creased that he has been unable u
attend 70 both the business If tn
commissioners court and the county
court.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
ACTION STARTED
FOR SIX MILLION

Los ANGELES, Cal. Feb 3.--tPl--
Robert p. SSripps Of Cincinnati. son
of the late FL. W. Scripps. million
aire newspaper publisher. mas made
the defendant in q suit in Federal
court here yesterday for recovery of
mere than $4,000. 600 The action was
brought ~ Mrs. josephine 5. ScripPs
of San Diego. his ssster-in-law. who
Is seeking an accounting 0f the
profits of 81 newspapers formerly
controlled by the elder ScripPs.
Mrs Scripps IL the widow of
James q. Scripps, a brother vi the
defendant. who at ORE time managed
his fathers newspapers. The suit j.
based ON an alleged agree enaert
whereby her husband was 10 have
~'rrsrfs = rercenfaf- AZ the in-
eramert in the value ~ the proper.
ties under hss mHnn wemrat
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
PEONACECASE
IN LOUISIANA
INVESTIGATED
Department of Justice
Agents Assert Ne
groes Have Been
Sold Into Slavery

NEW ORLEANS, II, Feb. 3.-sE7i -
Black slavery. comparable 70 that
which existed down the river" IN
ante -bcllum times. was the object of
an extended investigation today by
department ~ Justice agents.
The indictment yesterday VI Webb
Bellue and John p. Alford of Amitc
county. Mississippi. W charges Of
abduction, sale and cnslavcmcnt Of
five negroes il a. he followed by dis
closure of peonage I'm St. Elena and
Tangipah0a parishes i'm Louisiana, if
evidence now i'm the hands Of the
United States district attorney here
proves substantial, officials said
Afford and Relluc were indicted On
testimony that they had gone u the
home Of Crawford Allen. - year old
negro. IN Mississippi. last August
seeking his grown daughter. When
they failed 20 find the woman, ac-
cording 70 the indictment. they
forced Allen 70 get out Of "a sick
and accompany them to n farm at
Fluker. In.
They also forced his wife and three
children. all under II years of age.
20 accompany them. The negroes were
taken nc night and hurried from their
home half clad.
The family was sold for $50. de-
partment " justice agents charge,
and was forced w work several weeks
without pay and with little food. An
armed guard wachcd the negroes.
Investigation Of the-caSc has reveal
ed the existence of pceaaEc conditions
under which other negroes arc held
in "A state Of virtual enslavement. Of
ficials said.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Four Men Injured
When Tower Falls

DALLAS. Texas. Feb. SIP
Four m-n we're injured. one probably
fatally- in tho crash ~ fifty foot
iron lower at the United Chemiral
ccmpany's plant near here Thurs
dr~
The fank eollarsede hurting three
* the men - the ground, and one "
them ortn "a oil fark car rerrbv.
p9nrirs SHnaIly. ~ had both levs
hrakea ard received nternal inilries
whith smaT cause death.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03

BY Naval Radio 10 The Herald
from L. ;. and Texas Agriculture
Departments

Shipping point information for
Wednesday, Feb. 2:
Cabbage: Lower Rio Grande Val
ley Points; Clear. tiaulings mod
crate. light wire inquiry, demand and
trading slow, market dull and weak,
little change in prices. Carloads T. y.
u. usual terms, bulk per ton round
and flat types $l0-13. mostly $l2.
Bcets and Carrots Lower Rio
Grande Valley Points: Haulings
moderate. light wire inquiry. demand
and trading limited. market dull.
Carloads +. O. b. usual terms and ia
mixed cars, bushel baskets best packs
mostly S. cents. few low as Is cents.
CONTINUED On page two.)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
COUNTY HAS 5,533
QUALIFIED VOTERS

Poll tax figures went well OVER
the 5000 mark. according to j. N. Fox.
county tax collector, who says that
5.513 tax receipts and exemptions
had been issued until closing time on
Monday night, last day FOR payment
of this Tux
Of this total 2,235 we're in the
Brownsville commissioners prerinrts
! .72B we're in the Harlingen rom-
missiuncrs precinct. 1881 in the San
HeHit0 conan HslnnerH precinct and
ZIG in the Point Isabel commiHaicn~
nra precinct. OF tho total 23 had not
vet been sorted into precincts. Last
year. an election yer. ever 5000
persons paid their poll tax 0r re-
ceived exemptions
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
ISSUE WARNING TO
POTATO GROWERS

CHICAGO. IlI.. Feb. 3.-iPy--A
bulletin from the bureau of agri-
culture here today warns potato
planters against being speed de-
mons.
bulletin says. indicate a possible
increase of Ii per cent in the 1927
potato acreage. Such q speeding up
of planting. IL vas pointed cut, may
result in a 400. 100000 busheI crop
and abnormal low prices for grow
ers.
Florida and Texas are leading
the potato race.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Jury Given Case In
Suit Against Store

Argument was concluded ~ 10
o'clock today IL the $4,000 suit for
damages II the i03rd judicial district
court Instituted by Mrs. Ridley Bar
rctt and her daughter. Mrs. Bernice
RernArdi against the !. q. Penney
Company. and the case ment 20 the
Jury ten minutes later
The trial started yesterday morn
ing. Damages are asked for alleged
mistreatmcnt IL the local store or
this company. the plaintiffs alleging
humiliation to thV extent that they
suffered mental agony making IL inn
possible for them % work or carry
on their hcusehos duties
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
New Commission
Holds Meeting

AUSTIN. Tex. Feb. 3.--tP,--Judge
VI. X. Ely Of Abilene arrived here
Thursday to assume his duties a.
highway commissioner. He called On
Governor Moody and then went init
= meeting with Chairman :. r.
Sterling and Cone Johnson. the other
commissioners.
Important business IL expected to
be transacted today by the commits
SION
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
AMERICAN FLYERS
in PERU CAPITAL

PAITA. Peru. Feb. 3.-lP,-The
United States army Pan-American
filters left Paita ut TAO o'clock this
morning fer Chimb0te There they
will re-fucl and continue on 10 Lima,
the capital, where they are due this
afternoon.
The planes making the hop are
the New York. San Francisco, St.
Louis and DetEcit- The fifth plane,
the San Antonio. of the squadron
which left San Antonio. Texas. on
December 3l. IN at Cumarho. Coz
lumbia, awaiting arrival Of d new
rotor from San Antonio.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Texas Man Killed
In Auto Accident

OKLAHOMA CITY. Okla. Feb. 8.
ssPf-Joha Henry. 40. OF Amarillo,
Texas. died in a hospital here today
from injuries received in an auto
mobile accident near here yeSser-
nay.
His automobile truck collided with
an automobile driven BY ". e..
Stokes OK Oklahoma City. Mrs.
stokes was seriously injured. Heney's
skull was fractured.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
SIX MORO WOMEN
KILLED In FIGHT

MANILA. Feb. 3-lPi A dispatch
to the Daily Bulletin from Lam-
hoanca today said six Moro women
had been killed when the constabu-
larry attacked the fortification of
Datu Tahil. rehellious Moro noble
man. on the island ~ Suiu recently
The dispatch said the woman stood
beside the men in defense ~ their
fort. Il was learned that Tahil made
his followers take an oath ~ alle-
glance IL thc name of Mohammed
before Ne made his getaway.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Issue Requisition For
Fl. Worth Bandits

AUSTIN, Texas. Feb. 3.-fp--Gov-
ernor Dan Moody to-day issued rpqui-
Sitions az the governor OF Oklahoma
for the extradition Of Roy Wilson
@nd Cecil Chambers. charged with
murder and robbery wHh firearms in
connection with The killing af Fort
North a. Roscoe Wilson. Majestic
Iheafcr treasurer
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
WEATHER

For Brownsville and the Lower Rio
Grande Valley: Fair % partly
cloudy tonight and Friday. probably
fogey in early morning; not much
change in temperature.
For East Texas Partly cloudy
tonight ard Friday foggy IN early
morning IN southeast portion Light.
to moderate sOutherly winds on the
coast
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
Two Killed When
Train Hits Auto

FORT LAlDERDALE. Fla, Feb. y.
--fPy-Cuy Brudaker. superintendent
of junior high schools IN Br0wsrd
county and Mrs B B. Cooper. III
teacher. were killed TODAY when
passenger tvain struck their autn-
mobile
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
COUNTY RAYS RILLs

The commissioners court held a
meeting today ct which only routine
business was taken up. Bills were
paid and the bond of sam Rell. eom-
niisSicrrr fropi precinct No. 2. Was
approved.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03
REVOLT PLOT AT
TAMPIC0 NIPPED
MEXICO CITY. Feb. s-fPI-Frus-

MEXICO CITY. Feb. 3.-fPl-Frus-
s~tion of IN anti government plot in
Tampico region w reported in
lal dispatches. Although the nu-
.4Sritics are maintaining reserve ns
W. details. the dispatches say sew
rral members nf the Knights 0f Cor
iumbus were involved and that three
Catholic priests were among those
arrested.
The war department order that
rebels who surrendered uncondition-
ally before Feb. 10 would Nv granted
amnssty has begun w hear fruit iR
the state wv JaiiscO. it wv announced.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03

WASHINGTON. III. A., Feb. 5.-fH9
William Philips, now sarnbassadog 70
of State. has been selected " W. the
first American minister % Rome.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03

Thers will he mo material change
in the river.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-03

Fln0d Present ~ III. n Hf.
Stage Stage chng- Rain
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-08-05

ter how proficient we become,
because we do not belong to
the swell families, the swell
clubs-we are nobodies. This
game Is for the chosen few, not
for we common folks"
Ny friends, It is the common
folks who make up the land.
If it were not for common folks
there would be no newspapers,
no street cars, no chain gro
Gerry stores, chain drug stores
nor other institutions conceived
for the utility Of the masses.
The wealthy, the rich, the ex-
elusive folks can do without
these institutions. They can af-
ford to buy 1T the most ex-
pensive places and ride in limou-
sines and play golf ct their elite
clubs. But the law Of equality
says there must be advantages
for all people and IN that golf
il q game for young and old,
rich and poor, there must needs
be SOME top notchers developed
among hoi-polloi as well as
among those who have every
advantage Of social position and
leisure.
From the common herd comes
George ] Voigt, Is fine 4 golfer
as ever sliced . drive or pushed
putt. The ugly silhouette OF
jealousy and class hatred tried
70 eclipse and do away with
him.
He stood his ground, much Of
the public stood with him: this
newspaper defended him and
criticised the local committee Tor
its classroom procedure.
The United States Golf Assoc
citation properly stepped in and
took the investigation out Of
bigoted hands and conducted IL
clearly and fairly and Il to be
congratulated on its findings.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-08-05

lance Of those ranks and wen
set q pace that win burn up this
league" he says. We've got the
stuff. Yes. we're pulling for old
Man slump to visit the Yanks.'
There was much enthusiasm
among the Griffs yesterday az they
saw the Tigers handing the Yam
KEGS and Dutch Ruether q licking.
Ruether is leading the league ana
yesterdays defeat was but his third.
To make It more impressive, the
Tigers drove him from the box In
the ninth.
The GrifHs are close to win.
ing out q blot on their seasons L
record. Victory today viii give
them an even break in IL games
played with the Browns. They
are still two games behind 3
split with the As and one Sc.
hind In their battles with the
Yanlss.
The Cleveland Indians come over
from Philadelphia tonight ana to.
morrow viii begin q four.aanne
series with the Griffs They dropned
the opening doubie.header to the
AS but came back in 4 hurry
yesterday and whitewashed the
House Of Mack. "A win today will
give them an even break ana start
them off here with confidence.
The Hatris troupe has won 10
out Of IL games played with the
Indians this season. This makes
them long favorites 70 cop the az.
proacking set Of four contests, I'm.
less called upon today, Lizzie Llsen,
bee will probably open tomorrow
against the Indians.
Whispers are heard that George
Stallings, former leader OF the
Yankees ana Boston Braves, Il Ia
succeed Jack McCallister III charge
of the Cleveland club in 1928
though President Barnard admits
its all news to him. Anyway, IL
Is considered unlikely that Nc,
Callister will be retained, though
he has done his best with what ia
has had.
Iris Speaker was criticized widely
In CleveiaTd bscaaSe his team,
j
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-08-05
TODEYS SPORTuRIAL
BY kfI'k Miller

Another sport has been saved
for the common people. The
great maEses shall enjoy golf
and its sunshine and fresh air
and yerdure and competition for
q long, long while so long as
the United States Golf Associa-
ton is conducted by unbiased
gentlemen who can overlook
local prejudices and jealousies
and snobbery and render the
kind Of q decision it did in the
case Of George j.. Voigt, Wash
ington amateur whose clean
status has just been emphasized
by the parent body after q very
small, meagre. poorly planned
and meekly executed attempt
by q committee Of the District
of Columbia Golf Association to
bar Voigt from local competition
with the hope that their ges-
ture would queer, If we may
use the term, him for the ma
tional amateur tournament this
month in Minneapolis.
BY its decision, the U. S. G.
A. has in effect, said that golf
Is not q game in which only the
competent golfer who does not
have to work for q living NAV
achieve fame and prominence.
1t has left the doors OF golf
prominence open to the humbiest
IN the land just so long as he
stays within the defined ruling
OF an amateur.
Such an action will make.
millions Of golfers almost over.
night. Those of us who have
not INDUCED in the splendid
pastime will have greater faith
than ever in its possibilities
as q developer Of sportsman
ship and health and fraternal-
ism among mankind and we will
tell our children It Is 4 GOOD
game to adopt and in which.
to become proficient.
Edging in on baseball, the
recognized national pastime.
golf has made q greater popu-
lar appeal in the last decade
than it had in all of the decades
preceding it. Had George Voigt,
for instance, and the others III
his category who have been in
yestigated by the u. S. g. al.
ct the instance Of short-sighted
local committees like the one
/ which, .functioned locally, been
thrown out of the amateur class
/ there would have been little
growth indeed in golf, whereas
ITS development has been phe-
nonlenal.
People would have said, eve
will not bother with this game,
much as we like it, for we
cannot get recognition no mat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-08-05
]. Y. BrowneM Happy;
Gets Himself A
HoIe-In-One

When j. v. BrownelI, we'll
known member Of the Indian
Spring Golf Club, returns to
Washington he will have an In
teresting story to tell his bud
dies at the Four Corners Club.
To beat him to the punch, ].
v. has scored a hole-in-one, the
first since he became q devotee
of the royal and ancient game.
While playing the Wilbur
Wright field course, at Dayton,
Ohio, he holed out his tee shot,
a mashie, on the second hole,
lob yards long. Brownell, need
less to say, is happy as all good
golfers making holes-in-one can
he.