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Evening star., 1927-09-19
MRS. BRANDT IS DEAD.
Wife Of Former Produce Dealer
Succumbs in Hospital.

Mrs. Sophie L. Brandt. Sc years old.
wife of Fred d. Brandt and for many
.'ears a resident of this city, died in
local hospital yesterday after long
illness. She was Il member of Zion
Lutheran Church for 25 years. Her
husband formerly was in the produce
business in Riggs Market.
Funeral services will he conducted
at her late home. 1921 jefferson street,
Wednesday afternoon at 2 O'Clock.
Interment will be in Prospect Hill
Cemetery.
Besides her husband, she leaves a
daughter. Mrs. Wade Koontz. and a
sister. Mrs. ]. Hack, both of this
city.
Evening star., 1927-09-19
DIES IN HOSPITAL.
Harry Wenkuns Was Under obser-
vation Due to Mental Condition.

Harry Wenkuns, 4s years old. 400
Fourth street northeast, who was ar.
rested near Fifteenth and Fl streets
northeast last Wednesday afternoon
and taken to Gallinger Hospital for
observation as to his mental condition,
died at the hospital yesterday after
noon.
A message from the brother of the
deceased. residing at q Kosern-
strasse, Dusseldorf, Germany. inform.
ed the police that he could do moth
ing for Harry. Wenkuns' body is
at the District morgue awaiting
further information from relatives.
Evening star., 1927-09-19
RITES FOR VETERAN.
Funeral of Andrew Arlington Held
This Morning

Funeral services for Andrew ]. Ar
rington. IS years old, Union Army
veteran, and relative of George Wash
ington, who died at his residence, 621
street northeast, Thursday, were con.
Quoted in the Holy Name Catholic
Church today at 10 o'clock. Inter.
ment was in Arlington Cemetery.
Mr.. Arlington was reputedly the old
est and nearest living relative of
George Washington. He was for many
years resident Of this city.
Evening star., 1927-09-19
Youth Bitten by Dog May Die.

LOCKWOOD. Tenn. September 10
R.-Suffering with what physicians
diagnose as hydrophobia. Roby Young
blood, 20. a miner of this place. is un-
der the constant care Of attendants.
three or four Of whom are needed to
restrain him when paroxysims seize
the victim. Doctors hold out little
hope for his recovery. He was bitten
while at play with dog three weeks
ago.
Evening star., 1927-09-19

children. Admiral Latimer. recently
returned from Nicaragua; J. Wilmer
Latimer, former Judge of Juvenile
Court; Miss Louise Eatimer, I'm charge
of the children's department Of Public
Library, and Mrs. Richard Snowden.
Funeral arrangements have not been
completed. 1t is probable. however.
that services and interment will be
at Zion Episcopal Church. Charles
Town, Tuesday morning.
Evening star., 1927-09-19
JAMES w. MATHERS DIES.
Veteran Printer Will Be Inferred
Tomorrow Afternoon.

James w. Mathers. 50 years old. for
3S years printer at the Government
Printing Office, died at his residence.
"a Girard street northeast, Saturday,
after a short illness. He was retired
from the Government service two
years ago. He belonged to the Typo
graphical Union.
Funeral services will be conducted
At the residence tomorrow afternoon at
2 o'clock. Rev. Luther B. Franck will
offlciate. Interment will be private.
in Rock Creek Cemetery.
Mr.. Mathers is survived by his son.
John G. Mathers.
Evening star., 1927-09-19
Abbottsford School for Girls

Boarding and day school for girls.
kindergarten, intermediate and pre-.
paratory. Music and Art. Progress.
sive methods.
Boys i'm day school. kindergarten
thru fifth grade.)
220l Massachusetts Ave. Decatur ll61
Address Principal for Catalogue
Evening star., 1927-09-19
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.
TODAY.

The ways and means committee Of
Warren G. Harding Chapter, o. e. S.,
will give q card party, $50 o'clock, at
Chestnut Farms Dairy Auditorium,
Twenty-sixth street and Pennsylvania
avenue.
The poetry group Of League Of
American Pen Women, will meet, s
o'clock, at Mount Pleasant Public Lii
brary.
A progressive 500 card party will be
given by the Shepherds Of Bethlehem,
$50 o'clock, in the rose room Of the
Washington Hotel.
The West End Citizens Association
will hold its opening meeting of the
season, 8 o'clock, at 2015 G street,
George Washington University.
FUTURE.
Vincent B. Costello Post, No. Is,
American Legion, will meet tomorrow.
s pm, in boardroom Of the District
Building.
Civitan luncheon tomorrow, 1880
pm, at Hotel La Fayette.
The Business Women's Council will
meet tomorrow evening in lecture
room of the Church of the Covenant.
Evening star., 1927-09-19
EDUCATIONAL,

CoTTMBfA UNIV ERSITY SCHOOL 1924 sti
st-APfsparatory. languages math sciences
Iatent once, other scientific exams: day
evening; moderate: coed - 2le
Evening star., 1927-09-19
EDUCATIONAL.
SPANISH : SeHaEI Sssg'S,,9p> OF

Prof from Spain Conversational Method
Rapid Progress. 1898 II St. NV. NJ. 1919. "
Evening star., 1927-09-19

Civitan luncheon tomorrow, 12:;
pm, at Hotel La Fayette.
Evening star., 1927-09-19

The Business Women's Council viii
meet tomorrow evening in lecture
room of the Church of the Covenant.
Evening star., 1927-09-19

rem Lodge No. 8. +. A. A. M. will convene
at Masonic Temple corner. 5th st. and
Virginia ave. Sc: Tuesday. September 20;
attend the funeral. of our late brother.
= JOHN MOSES. oficers meet at Temple.
corner Ord and 1 sts. NV. Funeral at Q
pm: same da!ss da!ss MaisSpniSe LiS S dress. =, BY
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Nash
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No junk In the cars listed below You.
time will moi be wasted in looking .ntss
LARS over. Do not be confused by Ell
tremely low prices --see them sll--and Sci
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Transportation as its ppe

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YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11

cim nedelnyych volieb je, re nase
prv vel Ike narodnostne protivy sa
predsa len zmiernily, co zaiste ME
je bez vyznamu pre- posudzovanie
nasich vnutornych pomerov v "a
hranici.
Tiez nie je bez vyznamu, re pri
vol bach sd ukazalo, re papiero-
va agitacia V plakatoch novi-
mach, ked' zachadza "a normal
nu medzu, nema valneho vliyu na
smysl 'anie a konecne rozhodova.
ME sa volicstva. Je to zalste len
dokladom znacnej vyspelosti slo-
venskeho l'udu.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11
VEL'KY oHEN v UDAVsKOM

Dina %. sept. v obci Udavske,
Zemplinskej zupe, vypukol oheh,
ktory sa rychlo rozsiril ma cel1
dedinu. Ohen vypukol dome Ja-
na Korbaca a vznikol neopatrno-
st 'ou deti, ktore sa bavily sto-
dole. Ponevac Dol silny victor, roz
siroval sa ohen ma d'alsie domy
stodoly. Ia obet' zhubnemu pozla-
ru pablo vyse 20 domov S hospo-
darskymi budovami, zariadenim a
dobytkom so stodol SO svezenou
tohoroenou irodou. Ohen vyzia-
dal 81 al jednu l'udsk1 obet1. lstt'
2O-rocne dievca zomrelo laknu-
tim, ked' vybehlo z horiaceho sta
vania. Skoda je ohromna naJ-
-smutnejsie je to, re skoro ziaden
ggzda nebol poisteny.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11
habsburgsky musel 81 Mad 'arov ,

habsburgsky musel 81 Mad 'arov v
kazdom stoletf znovu ziskat'. Sta
10 sa to ovsem yzdy ma 1kor ma
rodnostnych mensin Uhorska, pre-
dovsetkym obyVatel'stva Sloven-
ska Sedmohradska. Ked' teraz
Jozef Habsburgsky znovu vola do
boja "a celistvost' Uhorska a BY.
valy velitel' svojho pluku dnes a.
spon ideove veil mad 'arskych vo.
jakov ku Karpatom a prehlasuje,
ze minulost' musf sa stat Ease pri
tomnost 'ou, je to provokacia slo.
venskeho naroda, ktory nikdy ne
dopusti, aby Mad 'ari znovu udu-
sill jeho narodne byte, kult1rny
svojraz politicke sebeurcenie.
Miskovska rec Jozefa Habsbur.
ga je 1zkej slvislosti S Rother-
merovou akciou, ba mono pove.
dat, ze pokial' sa tyce adresy,
ciel'u a 1celu tejto reci, je pria.
mo jej cast 'ou. 70 strany Habs-
burgovcov je to len stary sposob,
ako pdrzat' Mad 'arov pre- "pa.
novnfcky'' rod Habsburgov, kto-
ri pochopitel'ne sotva kedy pre-
stan1 dufat' v navrat starych ca.
SOW a 20 stanoviska mad 'arskej
politiky je miskovska rec len no
wynn prejavom usilia "Nem, mem
soha' a po tejto stranke rec Jo-
zefa Habsburga je pre- mas w
straznym znamenim. IT. o.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11
Po VOL BACH v CsR.

Vol'by do obci Ceskosloven-
skej republike boly priamym j ne
priamym dokazom spravneho u
sporiadania vndtropolitickych po-
merov uz tou okolnost 'ou, ze bo-
ly preveden6 V uplnom pokoji,
talk we ami V jedinej obci nebolo
treba, ably urad zasahoval "a u
eelonf udrzania poriadku. Vzpo-
,menieme.li 81 k akym el'kym, ca
sto i krvavym srazkam ,dochadza-
10 pri vol bach v.sfargm bhor-
sku, hlavne ma Sloyensku Podk.
Rusi, ie to- iste len casova vzpo-
mienka pre- srovnanie, ako v tom
to smere republike obeiansky
pokrocili.
Pokial' sa tyce vlastneho Wy
sledku obecnych volieb, treba v
prvom rade zdoraznit' vel'ky po-
Get miestnych kompromisov, kto-
re ovsem umoznila alebo Jednot-
most, alebo aspon pribuznost
praktickych potrieb hospodar-
skych zaujmov, ale predsa Je ma
nich yidet', re strannlctvo nepre,
niklo do l'udu takou mierou, ako
by sa dalo ocakavat' podl'a pisa
MIA niekollzych novin. Vsade tam,
kde tomu dovolily intestine pome-
ry, sisly sa jednotlive strany V
dohode, zvolily 81 svojich najlep,
sich obcanov "a svojich zastup-
! COW a postavili talk miestnu spra-
WI zaiste ma pevny zdravy "a.
klad I 1891
Inou potesujicou okolnost ,ou
je, ze vsetky vystredne smery, cl
prave ci Pave, utrpely V nedel'-
nych vol bach fiasko. Plati to o
komunistoch, prave tax ako o ia
sistoch, ale plati to j 0 extrem
nych zivloch konzervativnych, a.
ko dokazujd niektore zjavy ma
Slovensku. q tychto poznatkov
vysvita, ze gravitacia nasho l'u-
du. ako ia vidieku talk me-
stach, smeruje do stredu. Tento
fakt ma ovsem tiez svoj vyznam
pre- lstredny parliament a to po-
tial', ze jednako zostava zacho-
vana terajsia majorita a Jednako
ze ie zosilnena statotvorna opozl-
Ella zoslabene tie zivly, ktole
majn zrejme raz odstredivy.
D'alsim nkazom, vychadzaju-
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11
MADARSKA TANNENBERSKA
REC.

y Miskovci "a el'kej slavy odha.
leny pomnfk vo svetovej vojne
padlym vojakom 10. honvedskeho
pluku. Slavnosti sa silcastnil al
arciknieza Jozef Habsburg, ktory
niekedy pluku velil a pri tel pri-
lezitosti predniesol rec, ktora ME
je nepodobna tanensberskej reel
Hindenburga " ktorej linden
burg vyhlasil Nemecko "a nevin.
ne vo vyvolani svetovej vojny). !.
70 syojej reci arciknieza Jozef
prehlasil, re terajsi prislusnfei
pluku pones1 svoj mad 'arsky pra
por "a terajsie hranice, ably ma
d arska vlajka d 'alsich 1000 ro-
kov vlala mad Karpatami. Who'd.
ny okamzik najde pripravenych
vsetkych byvalych vodcov, ktori
budn hotovi "a svoju tisfcroenu
vlaat' polozit' i zivot.
Tymto prejavom postavil sa ar
ciknieza Jozef zrejme rady tych
ktori otvorene hlasaju, ze jedine
odvetnou vojnou moze Mad 'arsko
ziskat' svoje ztratene uzemia, V
prvom rade ovsem Slovensko. Mas
preiav arcikn. Jozefa nijako ne
prekvapuje, SINE tomu uz zvykli,
ze slavnostnf reenici pri odhalo-
vani valecnych pomnlkov hrozia
past mi a rincia sablami. Proste
ie vel mi t 'azko zabudn1t' ma sta.
ri slavu kazdej sebemensej prl'
lezitosti sa ehepia oboma rukami,
ably sa aspon recnickou frazou Wy
konala odveta. Nebolo by ami tre.
ba prejavy podobneho @radzu. brat.
tragicky, ked' by slavnostni rec
nici dobe, ked' mad 'arsky j I'd
vidi neispech Rothermerovej ak
Gle, neodhalovali svoje tajne tuz-
by ciele, ktore su vsak tuzbami
a, ciel,ami celej mad 'arskej poll
tiky. Vyznam 1ueeneckej reel pre-
mas je tom, ze tn arciknieza 10
zef vyjadril, odhalil ciele eele:
dnesnej mad 'arskej politiky. A
Pomery sa zmenily tax vel mi
ze to sa Mad 'arom nikdy ami ne
zdalo. Mad 'arska trikolora nevla
lie uz ma llzemi Karpatov, "ko
runy Europy', ako 81 sami nazva
Ii Mad 'arsko zostalo okyptene
"csonka T8gyaror ag'. Nemozu
sa usr6koiit' alyslienkou re tc
NJ +ak must lgstat' navzdy a "a
lGdajl, Ea zinena tato stala sa me
ms5e niere vinou ich samych
Tse rokov utlaGali Slovensko, u
ii mu statisice dust - odro
allf slovenskf / 'udia stall sd naJ
v;liccsou pyychou mad 'arsk6ho ume
MIA a vedy - tych, ktorych ne
mohli ziskat' pre- seba, poknslll So
zlomit prenasledovanlm, vazne
MIN. lie Slovaci odolall, stale 81
len nasledkom ich silneJ vole pr
sebezaehove. Najvacsimi obet am
cLranili svoj jazyk, svoj raz, svo
in kulturu szoju narodnost
proti nzasnej presile mad 'arlzac
neho utlaku, "a ktorym stala OIL
cialna statna moe mad 'arska.
Je historickou pravdou, re Hal
sburgoyia stall vzdy ma strane u
tlacoyatel 'ov. Politika domu cl
sarskeho cielila vzdy k tomu, "a
chovat 81 suverenitu i mad kra
l'ovstyom uhorskym. To bolo mo;
ne, iedine tym sposobom, re vo vs'
tkom vyhoyeli panovacnym chut
kan Mad 'arov. Bol TO jcdiny spO
sob. ako vyhravat urputny boj
ktory ododavna habsburgsl1y don
yiedol Mad 'armi. Najlepslm do
kazom. toho je vyrok Frantisk;
Ferdinanda, re panovnicky ROT
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11
sLovENsyE cUKRoVARY
ZVttAzIIN.

Dosial' dodavaly moravsko-,
sliezske cukrovary ma Sloyensko
roGne $4,000 metrickych centov
cukru. Dl'a novel smluvy Q kar.
Itele bud1 Slovensko zasobovat' Gu
krom vyhradne domace cukrova-
~ to prostrednictvom predaJ-
'neho sdruzehia slovenskych cukro
rarov v Bratislave. Toto ustano.
venie sa tiez tyka Podkarpatskej
Rdsi.. l1l
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-11-11

Zachovajte v sebe tie dve
veci, ktore ,nanaacuil naikratsiu
cestu K pravde ved1cu, totiz pria-
most dpcha 4 poctivost srdca.
lV. Hugo.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-11
Boys English Made
Oxfords, 81
Exclusively at Woodward & Lothrop

Exclusively at Woodward & Lothrop
Made expressly for us-these OK
fords bring from England just the
style that boys like-and the sturdy
qualities that mothers like. Of tan
willow calfskin and tan Scotch
grain leather. Sizes | to 8.
Children's Shoe Section. Fourth fooe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-11
Boys Lumberjacks
S5.75 $o.75

Boys will appreciate these new
Spring Lumberjacks-of fine wool
fabrics in new colorful plaids, with
jacquard or striped knit bands at
the bottom
Boys Section. Fourth floor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-11
Dainty Garter Belts, 81 to 81
That Young Girls Wear

Lovely models Of satin, in pink or peach, and
brooches-n plain, tailored models or lace trimmed
styles Just the slight support that young girls want
With four garter supporters.
Section Third floor
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-11
Children's Spring Socks
the new shade that is so
effective with rosebIush shoes

Imported PIain.colored Half Socks. Sizes
to w ...................s Sue
Brilliant French Isle Socks. Sizes to
Imported Half-Socks colored- plaids on
white grounds Soc
Diamond patterned jacquard Isle Half
Socks and A-length Check Socks. SIPS
h-lensth Socks, in colorful plaids, with
pam GUNS. .|lsJu
Chldrcn's Hosiery Section First floor.
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Writing Folios from
Vienna, 3 for 81

Convenient folios, with "a sheets Of
white paper and "a colorlined white
envelopes to match.
Stationery Section. First floor
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

The wild, hectic days of Tombstone
tie rustlers, stage hold-ups, wide-open
gambling grow old to the
magazine readers of America. Told
and retold have been the exploits
of the carp brothers, the famous Bis
bee hold-up, the marauding of the
Clantons and McLowry's, but every so
often the history of Tombstone's ro-
mantle past reappears in print, some
times garbed shamefully, sometimes
as nearly correct as it is possible to
get it, but always interestingly. The
latest revival of the county seats
glorious and sanguinary past appears
in the forthcoming issue of Liberty, IN
an article written by William Mcleod
Raine. Perhaps no more interesting
summarization of the exploits of Co
chise county's bad men-and good men
has ever appeared in print, and de-
spite the fact that we have read or
have been told by eye witnesses of
most of the feuds and incidents, the
article held our interest throughout.
OF course, the Bird Cage Theater and
the Oriental gambling hall, both OF
which still stand, are mentioned IN the
article; and no story of the exciting
days of Tombstone would be complete
without the true or an original ver-
sion of the Earp-C -Clanton- McLowry
duel, which ended so disastrously for
all concerned, albeit to the best in
terests of Tombstone and Cochise
county. The article is illustrated with
photographs and pen drawings.
The Liberty article is only one OF
numerous stories of Tombstone and
Cochise county which have appeared
in the past few years. Thus far we
have failed to capitalize to any great
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22
THE KIMES CASE
Gel Paso Herald)

Matthew Kimes, the sheikish-look-
ing but deadly Oklahoma bandit, ar
rested at the Grand Canyon recently
has been taken back to Oklahoma
and now has been sentenced to life
Imprisonment. It was for the killing
of deputy sheriff last summer.
Strange, but wasn't Kimes under
death sentence at the time he made
his sensational break for liberty in
the Usage Hills? The press dis
patches so stated.
If that be true, it is odd that he is
now being tried for another crime and
sentenced to life imprisonment How
ever, if the original death penalty be
carried out-supposing the dispatches
were correct in saying he was under
death sentence this life imprison-
ment will be short term.
There should be no hankering to
see Kimes put to death. A life SEN
tence is punishment enough for any
one, if it be really life imprison-
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22
MORE VALUABLE PUBLICITY

extent upon the valuable publicity this
section Of the state has received gratis
from magazines and books. No one
in the east could read Raine's article
without a desire to see for themselves
the O.. K. corral where the carp
brothers slaughtered the cattle rus
tiers, or the adobe wall against which
Billy Clanton fought his last gun
duel. The Bird Cage Theater and
dozens of other places of interest still
stand in Tombstone With these at
fractions and many others, including
the climate and. Mexican border, we
should have long ago built a tourist
hotel in the Bisbee district which
catered solely to the eastern and mid
die western people who "eat up every
story of the romantic west of a quar-
ter of century ago. The editor of
the Red Book and Blue Book Informed
US that Tombstone probably is the
best known city in America-that he
had read so many stories and manu-
scripts about it submitted to his mag
azines he had mental picture of it.
Yet we have not taken sufficient adj
vantage of this wide publicity even
in the advertising folders issued by
the chamber Of commerce. Probably
not one person out of hundred who
knows all about the bloody days Of
Tombstone realizes that it is "a miles
from Bisbee.
Douglas is building or is about to
build, tourist hotel. Bisbee has more
to offer the tourist than Douglas IN
climate, history and scenery. Which
makes us wonder which of the two
towns is the livest and widest awake.
-Bisbee Review.
-0OO--
Give the Sun your job printing.
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22
MAJOR MIDGELY ADDING
TO GOOD LOOKS OF CITY

& "a
Major and MRS. w. w. Midgely
spent the weekend at their Clarkdale
home, returning here the first of the
week. The major is doing wonders
with his property at Birch and Beaver.
He has moved the former nt-shop
building to face east and win veneer
it with pressed white brick. It will
be an attractive store building when
he is through improving. Grading of
the grounds will be followed by beau
tification Of the residence property
Major Midgely believes there is a
lot that might profitably be done to
many of our lawns and that new paint
wouldn't detract at all from the APP
pearance Of many of the residences
and the city as whole, and he is re-
solved to do his part in setting good
example.
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

Belle: I'm going to sue that theme
corrector for libel.
Nell; She said that my antece-
dents were mixed and my relatives
couldn't be worsei
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

johnson: Good heavens, MacPher-
son, you've holed in ONE!
MacPherson: All, weel, I always
like to save wear and tear on the ball.
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

"Oh, Ruth, what do you think? /
saw Muriel the other day."
"Uh-huh? Has she kept her girl
ish figure?"
Kept it? She's doubled it!"
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

"Say, boss, I'd like to have my pay
raised. / just got married"
Sorry, son. We're not responsible
for accidents that happen outside the
MILL"
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22
A Definition
Edbert Hubbard Defined
Advertising as Thus:

Advertising is the education of the public
as to who you are, where you are, and what
you have to offer in the way Of skill, talent
or commodity. The only man who should
not advertise is the one who has nothing to
offer the world in the way Of commodity or
service
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

We award the prize for bowlegged-
ness to the student who upon mount
ing horse found that he had both.
feet in the wrong stirrups.
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

"Helen was so flighty I never
thought she would marry"
"But she did get married"
who was the daredevil?o
"An officer in the aviation corps"
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22

ment and not committed to few
years.
The Coconino sun., 1927-07-22
That Black Cat.

Defying popular superstition by
stopping to fondle black cat, wom-
an in Hnil, England, was knocked
down and killed by a train whose ap-
DrOach she had failed to notice.
New Britain herald., 1927-05-11
Casualty Reports
Totals .228

Relief was placed on an emer- gency basis at Poplar Bluff. Mo. where so of the 95 killed in Missouri met death. As few restaurants re- mained, it was necessary to supply food as we'll as to solve hospital and salvage problems.
 Similar conditions prevailed in northwestern Arkansas where resi- dents of several isolated villages were reported destitute.
 Weather Observations
 Weather observers found little to connect the series of freak storms that started in Kansas Saturday. swooped down on northern Texas early Monday morning and then skipped through Arkansas to Mis- souri and finally appeared in Illinois.
 Indications of the violence of the storms was found in Arkansas where small twisters branched off from the central disturbance to flatten farm buildings and isolate many com- munities.
 Casualties in Wyoming were limited thus far to three persons frozen to death in blizzard that sent cool winds over the tornado area to aid in settling atmospheric conditions. Three negroes were the only persons known to have been killed in high winds in Louisiana.