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New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
Go Way, Doggie.

Go Way, Doggie. Foster: That confounded dog Of the neighbors disturbs my sleep every night"
 Mrs. Foster: The idea. Don't sleep with it hereafter"
 Mrs. L. A. Baron.
 A Playful Pup Greene: T have a complaint to make Of your dog. sir. He chewed up a pair of my old shoes" Farrar: Well, if the shoes were old I don't see that you have any thing 10 complain about" Greene: "Oh, don't you9 My feet were inside Of them at the time,"
 Patricia Reilly
 Tap, Tap! Alice: T wonder how that movie dog. Rim -Tin-Tin. got his nare?' Ralph: Sounds like he got 1t chasing flivvers."
 Helen Robertson Copyright, 1927, Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
How He Took If

Mandy: "Is yo' husband wori;in' ?"
 Jemima: Not dat wuthiass nig- hah. He dun sleep and loaf all de time"
 Mandy; "Why, I heard he took another position yesterday"
 Jamima; Yep; he dun rolled over on his back"
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Pittsburgh and Buffalo. Pressure is high in the southern states and along the north Atlantic coast.
 Temperatures are generally higher in the Ohio valley and eastward into north Atlantic states.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with rising tempeca- ture followed by local showers.
 Temperatures yesterday were:
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
Bow Wow.

GAS found in the Fun Shop Joke f2ctory)-
 Perkins: "Tm afraid that dog of yours will tear off my arm or leg some day.
 Robbins: "Jf he does, please see that he doesn't tear up my lawn while burying it."
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Correct this sentence: "He has no more brass than average people" said the gossip. but he has won derful collection of autographs.' Copyright, 1927, Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
IHI. MILK RATES

The poor New England railroads need the money--that Is 10 say, al least the New Haven and Boston X Albany need it. So in order to help
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
The Real Estate Of Nirth Folk $!

Invest in lots" realtors say, Invest in lots with us today" Well, here's safe investment
 Folks. Invest in lots Of Fun shop jokes.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

It might be even worse for lovers of personal liberty. Suppose Govern mcnt should outlaw spinach.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
Member of tho Associated Pres,

Inc Associated Press is eIc'Gsi2sly en- ut.ed 10 the use for re-puslica,'on Of all news credited to k or not otheTEi SC credited n this paper and also .ocai news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
The Part

Gilbert: How are you getting along on the stage? Have they giv- en you q speaking part yet?"
 Dorothy Ca budding actress) |: Practically one. In one scene I am supposed 70 be about to say some- thing and don't"
 -Eoland Lnnman
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Here Is the difference between them. r. something takes away your reputation, you still have all Of your character left.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

There's bright side. Every time section hands sweep up mess al q railway crossing, there is one less to rock the boat.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
CONNEtIJtjI COMPANY
 AND PROSPERITY

Is anyone willing to pay $4D,o0n.- 600 for the Connecticut company ? Come nov, isn't it worth 1t? What
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation

Tss A. B c. ia naaouai organ zation which fur1 shes nswspapers and Gtver- tisers with a strictly honest lna!ysis oi circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon thls audit. This 'nsures pro lection against fraud n newspaper dis trtbQt!on figure. 10 both national ana local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Tho oaly probable styertiEug medium n the Ci,y. Circulation books and pres. room always open to a5gert!.e7A
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
The ChallenGc.

Tour-year- old Francis, holding an empty pill box, said 10 Aunt Louise, What is this?"
 "Why that is a pill-box," answer ed Aunt Louise. Then teasingly, "You're q pill.'
 "Trv and swallow me" returned Francis.
 Louise k. Travers
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

l. doesn't take any special kind of religion to make Americans show contempt for the State and it's laws.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

I~1ed Daily Sunday EIceytetp A: Herald Bldg, e Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

So many hunger vainly for pub licity. And all that is necessary to get the cheap kind o, fame is to knock the clergy.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Tn. Herald is on sale daily n Ne" York al Hotal!ngs Newsstand. Times square; schultzs Egwsst ands. Entrance Grand Central, s2ld Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

You can say much with flowers, but even the things you say hat way can't be heard by dead man.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
 ~ Hl / ,fu4 z
 / yilAxs0N ExHAu tQU

Send all communications to Fun shop Editor, care Of the New
 Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Coal exported from America 70 Ireland during the British coal strike was found to have Is per cent more heat than British coal.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Fable: Her legs were ridiculous bu. she wore knickcrs just thl same.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Setting for a beauty contest: A nick town, a surplus Of girls, a rich bachelor.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

If the ideas on morality keep on changing. how is fellow going to be naughty?
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
TELEPHONE CALLS

Erta-e. a. .hs PoE. o~ce at New BTt ain 8 Second Class Nal Matter,
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

The radio commission will realize now why war IS so futile. It's great problem. also, Is to eliminate the right people.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

The hand that rocks the cradle now is accompanied by voice that says: Lie still, Fido darling"
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

The hard part isn't 10 come back, but 10 do t so successfully that you can go back.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

it's popularity; judging the man by his car.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

The hometown is the one that deserves your success in the city and wonders how you keep folks fooled
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

King George gets little tlattery. But nobody ever was elected mayor because his constituents feared Wales.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

The only man who expresses -corn for those who sieep in their underwear is the one who very re- gently did,
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
eCBsCElPTTCN RATES

 S-99 Three Months.
 .sc. Month.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
WHEN BLACK IS READ

Times Change Time was when the husband who was wro.h With the spouse who shared h!. VOW Based off his peeve by mumbling Shoot" But is too darned dangerous now
 William J, stranahan
 Months April showers bring May flowers True from Hindu kush to read ing! April fools and April folly Have their own result; June wed ding!
 Il. E. Ginchen The Unfathomable Mystery Ny wite's @ clever woman, She knows Philosophy Biology and Latin And Trigonometry I claim there is no limit To what she knows, but she Says that's not true, she doesn't Know why she married me.
 Elmer Daniels
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

(And as other Fun Shop contribu- tors handled iD-
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

I, he go. shot ur, he was gang star; i. he got shot down, he was q bys-ande-.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

The problem Of the Powers Is simple. There is lots and lots Of room outside China.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

4 dressed Spring chicken is less trouble but you have . guess which Spring i. got here.
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

Louise k. TraVers
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26

-EOllnI L0nman
New Britain herald., 1927-04-26
FactsondFuncies

The problem Of the Powers Is simple. There is lots and lots or room outside China.
 4 dressed Spring chicken is less trouble, but you have . guess which spring i. got here.
 I, he got shot up. he was a gang sc4r; f he got shot down, he was bystande-,
 The hard part isn't 10 come back, but 10 do it so successfully that you can go back.
 The only man who expresses -corn for those who sieep in their underwear is the one who very re- gently did
 [. i11f
 Setting for beauty contest: 4 nick town, a surplus Of girls, a rich bachelor
 You can say much with flowers, but even the things you say that way can't be heard by a dead man.
 So many hunger vainly for pub licity. And all that is necessary to get the cheap kind o, fame ts to knock the clergy.
 King George gets little tla'tery. But nobody ever was elected mayor because his constituents feared Wales.
 Amoricarisn; Judging the car hy it's popularity; judging the man by his car.
 l ue IdIlc CoIIllA4SSloH VIII !ta!!l" now why war IS so futile. Is great problem. also, Is to eliminate the right people.
 The hand that rocks the cradle now is accom- panied by voice that says: Lie still, Fido darling"
 The oli-hon town Is the one that deserves your success in tho city and wonders how you keep folks fooled
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
NEW FEATURES
ARE ADDED TO
SHOW PROGRAM
Junior High Glee Club to Sing
Wednesday Night - Style
Show Promises Uniqueness

Added features for programs at
the auditorium during the, city's Au
tomobile Show-Style Show and Trade
Week which starts next Monday,
were announced today by the enter
tainment committee.
The girls glee club of the junior
high school is to be an added attrac-
tion on the program of Wednesday
night = Children's Night and will
sing several selections. The organ
izatiOn is under the direction of Miss
Jessie Steigl. The glee club program
will take place between the vaude-
vile and Style Show.
In connection with the draping Of
living models Friday night, novel
feature has been arranged by the
committee in charge. One of the
models will be draped as an Irish
girl. while Henry Halverson sings
"My Wild Irish Rose"
Who Is Miss Bismarck
The. first draping Friday night
will be Miss Bismarck" whose
identity the committee in charge has
urged by the committee to come out
and see who "Miss Bismarck" is.
Plans are practically complete for
the style show to be presented Tues
day, Wednesday, Thursday and Fri
day evenings Immediately following
the vaudeville program.
The models will be shown in a
large album over ten feet high and
six feet wide, decorated in maroon
and gold, called the Book Of Fash
ion" Cut flowers and plants will
beautifully decorate the book and the
stage, arranged in semi-circle, with
the book in the center.
As soon as the orchestra has con-
cluded the overture the house will
be darkened and the stage and foot
lights thrown on, the curtain will
rise to show the closed album and
it's decorations. A spotlight will be
thrown on the book, which will then
open to disclose the first model
against a dark background. The
models will walk out of the album
as if out of the pages of a book. one
at q time, and will walk off the stage
to the right and left, appearing again
at the close of the showing for the
finale.
The showings each evening will be
as follows:
Tuesday Evening
The Rose Shop will show sports
wear.
The A. w. Lucas company will show
street wear.
Harris 4 Robertson will show aft
efnoon dresses.
Webb Bros. will show coats and
dresses.
The Sarah Gold Shop will show
(continued on pass thrs.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
DICKINSON
SCORES VETO
OF FARM BILL
Action INSPIRED BY Politi-
clans Calculations of PO.
litical Advantage
GEORGE PEEK QUOTED
Iowa Sol0n Predicts Third
Term Issue Will BE Impor-
tant in Next Campaign

Washington. March 3.-tP)-The
statement that President .Coolidge's s
veto Of the McNary- -Haugen farm re-
lief bill was "inspired by politi-
clans calculations Of political advant-
age was made today by Representa-
tive Dickinson. Republican,, Iowa, in
an extension Of remarks in the Con-
gressional Record which, he said, was
designed as the reply Of organized
agriculture to the veto message.
Recognized as one Of the farm bloc
leaders in congress, the Iowa mem
ber Incorporated in his remarks a
statement signed by George N. Peek,
chairman of the executive com mittee
Of % Of the north central states
agriculture conference.
"The veto was inspired. not by a
statesman's conception Of principles
Of economics and government" Dick
inson said. "but by a politicians cal
eulations of political advantage"
Misuse of Power
And be it remembered he add
ed that the misuse of political pow
er is responsible for many Of the un-
just burdens Of the farmers, and
that it is through the misuse Of polit-
ical power that selfish industrial in
terests are now seeking to further
industrialize the nation at the ex-
pensc. Of agriculture"
He declared newspaper comment"
had referred to the political rather
than economic effect Of the veto,
and that in his opinion, should any
person hold the office of president
for longer than eight years, it would
give "his group of friends and the
particular interests that appeal to
him n distinct advantage"
He predicted that the third term
issue would become lone Of the
primary influences" in the 1928
presidential campaign.
II Points Analysed
Mr.. Peek's statement. some 5000
words in length, consisted OF an anal
yss Of what he said were the -four
teen points" of the veto message.
"The veto message is part of the
program that is industrializine Amer
ica at the expense of agriculture" he
said. Repeatedly it pictures evil
effects following better prices for
the nations cash crop.
"After reading the message with
its almost infinite fault-finding over
details. the thought occurs that the
fundamental, unexpresscd objection
may be that voiced by Andrew Mellon
year ago, when he asked for the re-
lection of the surplus control bill on
the ground that it would tend to raise
the cost Of food and raw material
necessary to industry in the United
States"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
DIFFICULT
TASK FACES
CANTONESE
Strong Forces of Shantung
Troops Are Now Barring
Entrance to Shanghai

Shanghai, March 3.-LP)- Train
loads of troops from Shantung
province continued to arrive from
Nanking today to fill the gap in the
Shanghai defense armies caused by
the disintegration Of Marshal Sun
Chuar- Fang's forces. Approximately
II 900 Shantung troops are now at
Sunkiang front, % miles from Shang-
hai. while another large contingent
is being dispatceed to Woosung, to
protect Shanghai from the north.
With strong forces Of Shantung
troops barring the way to Shanghai,
the opinion of military authorities is
that the Cantonese are faced with a
difficult task in their attempt to
reach the prize city.
Fears that the large groups of SOL
diers who deserted from Marshal
Suns army and poured into Shanghai
might aggravate the situation here
were discounted by military author
tiles who are certain that foreign mil
itary and naval forces In the city
are sufficiently strong to meet any
developments. Many followers of
Marshal Sun are reported to have
gone over to the Cantonese army.
Reports, spread in various parts Of
China Of clash between Chinese and
!. British troopso in. Shanghai. are au-
sthoritativeiy, deniGd, III a,s
stragglers being requested to disarnl
before entering the settlement. but
'0tiserwasU the days have passsd with
one incident. -.-.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
Infants Are Given iBOracic
Acid Solution Instead Of
Distilled Drinking Water
AL! Die Within a Few Hours
Oldest We're IA Days of
Age. Youngest Seven Days
Old

Chicago. March 3.-(AP)-A
nurses error in mistaking u bot
tie Of mild antiseptic solution
for distilled drinking water was
blamed today by staff doctors at
Columbus Memorial hospital for
the deaths Of five baby girls. the
eldest Of them only two weeks
old.
All five infants died within 4
few hours, in commissions, 1t
first attributed to an epidemic
Of intestinal influenza, while
their mothers lay c0nvalescing
in an adjoining ward.
The sudden illness and almost
simultaneous deaths of the
babies yesterday led to = report
and Health Commissioner Bundle
sen promptly started an investl.
cation which ended in agreement
that an accidental administ ration
Of bOric acid solution probably
was tC blame.
Because Of the mildness of the
solution, some doubt was ex.
pressed that il would prove fatal
in one internal dose. hut the
doctors said it could cause death
in the case Of such young IN.
fants. BY upsctting the ratiO Of
acid and alkali in the body. they
explained. the antisep<ic could
result in high Temperatures. NAL
nutrition and pneumonia.
Two Of the infants were II
days Of age: one was eight. an.
other nine. and the youngest was
only seven days old.
Five nurses assigned to the
ward were involved in the inves-
tigatiOn to find which one mis-
took the solution. used as an eye
wash for the babies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
PRESIDENTIAL
ELECT0R BILL
BRINGS FIGHT
Nonpartisans Oppose Meas.
ure For New System Of Nam
ing Presidential Electors

Speeding up it's work with adjourn
ment by 6 p. M. Friday as the goal.
the state senate Wednesday passed
81 house bills and killed two others
when they came up for final con-
sideration.
Three house measures dealing with
elections were passed over cons ider-
able opposition. and a fourth was de-
feated.
Only one Of these developed into
a party fight. 1t would set up a
new system of naming presidential
electors in North Dakota. If the meas
ure becomes law, precinct commit
teemen would be elected, who would
choose county central commit
tee, which would in turn form
a state central committee and name
presidential electors.
Several Nonpartisan league sena-
tors strongly opposed passage Of the
bill, and a motion by Senator G. Pat
terson, Renville county, to indefinite
~ postpone further consideration of
the measure was defeated, 25 to "a,
before the bill was passed on a
straight party vote.
The other election bills would
provide for voting through absent
voter ballots by electors who are
physically unable to attend the polls,
and limiting those qualified to vote
on bond issues to those who are
taxpayers Of other than poll taxes.
Fargo College Bill Passed
The appropriation of STATE, in
cluding $4,000 for construction of
additions to buildings. for the state
agricultural college at Fargo drew
attacks from few senators who con-
tended that the college has been ex-
tended beyond its proper scope. How
ever, the measure passed by "a
to l5 vote.
The bill setting up uniform mo-
tor vehicle registration act and re-
quiring automobile owners to OBJ
tain certificates of titles was passed.
A measure authorizing the com
missioner Of agriculture and labor
to declare quarantine measures, if it
becomes necessary, to prevent intro
duction of the European corn borer
into North Dakota was also
passed.
A resolution introduced by Senator
w. S. Martin, Morton county, which
would urge Frank o. Lowdcn of Illi-
nois to become candidate for presi
dent with the support of the North
Dakota senate behind him. was short
lived. The resolutions was intro
duced and killed within few min
utes. 1t was drawn up as result of
the presidents veto of>the McNary-
Haugen bill.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
BANKER
BURIED TODAY
Authorities Continue Hunt
For Clues to Identity of
RObber.Murderer

Verona. N. D.. March 3.-tR--
Funeral services for Hans c. Bjone,
slain by "person or persons unknown"
who robbed the Farmers and Mer-
chants State Bank here of approxi-
mately $3,20O Monday night, were
held from the home of his uncle. Gil
bert Bjone, IL miles north Of here,
today. Services were conducted by
Rev. Berger, Fort Ransom, and Rev.
Dahl. Hastings. Burial was in the
North La Moure cemetery.
County officials and friends from
throughout La Moure county attend
ed the rites.
While services were being held. law
enforcement officials of the county
continued to investigate the crime,
seeking clues that might lead to the
detention of the perpetrator. A check
of the funds Of the bank Wednesday
showed that $3.222 was taken by the
person or persons who shot and kill
ed Bjone. The check was made by
state bank examiners and Insurance.
company auditors from Minneapolis.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
NURSES ERROR BLAMED FOR DEATH
OF 5 BABIES IN CHICAGO HOSPITAL
Iowa Republicans
to Support LOwden

Dcs MOines. Ia. March 2-fD'
Frank q. I.owden's presidential
star rose over Iowa last night as
political prophets looked forward
10 the 1928 election.
Iowa Republicans. including
Legislators. labor leaders. farm
crs aud business men from every
congressional dist trict Of the state.
in conference here. unanimously
endorsed the former Illinois gov
ernOr AS a presidential prospect
and sent u telegram to his home
at Oregon. ILL.,, urging him 10 en-
ter the 1923 campaign and plcdg-
ing him their active support.
I'VE believe you are the Moses
10 lead the Republicans of Iowa.
and the nation, out Of the wilder
ness and that you would treat
agriculture, capital and industrial
labor with equal fairness" the
telegram to Mr.. I.owden read.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
Minnesota Senate
Orders Probe Of
Schall's Election

St. Paul. Mimi, March 3.-(P> In
vestieation Of charges Of corrupt
practices in the election of United
States Senator Thomas D. Schall was
ordered today by the Minnesota
state senate.
BY vote Of 81 to 6 the senate
adopted the report Of its rules COM
mittee, which recommended the in
vestigation, but only after an unex-
rected attempt had been made on the
floor to defeat the investigation.
Republican leaders divided on the
squabble over the proposed investi-
CATION, which calls for appointment
of committee of five with power to
subpoena witnesses in making the
investigation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-03
Southern States
Feel Wintry Blasts

Atlanta, Ca, March 3.--LR-Win-
ter carried it's conquest of the south
into Florida today. Five other states
between the tourist belt and the
snowbound Carolinas shivered in
freezing temperatures. Citrus grow
ers were not apprehensive, however,
as atmospheric conditions indicated
ff0sts would be light. Low temper
atures and chill winds forced cur
tailment of sports programs in CEN
trail and southern Florida.
In Virginia ports, shipping was at
a standstill while across North and
South Carolina strong winds had
blown the heaviest snow in years.
A 26-inch fall was reported at High
Point, N. C. Schools and many busi-
ness houses had shut down in several
localities.
Traffic ath roughout the section was
tied up and communication facilities
impaired