The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-06-08
THE REDWOOD GAZETTE. REDWOOD FALLS, MINNESOTA

June 14th. THE REDWOOD
Since the Mississippi valley flood we find our
selves giving more credit to the Bible story of a
deluge.
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The gum chewing girl and the cud-chewing COW,
Look alike somehow;
Yet there's difference, Ali see it now
The intelligent look on the face of the cow.
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The Free-Press has route laid out for Coolidge
that will take him through Mankato. Redwood
Falls will not even invite the President to have
his train routed through the Scenic City. Isn't
it shame that our railroad ends right here?
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Usually when a man is praised he is also
criticised. Not so with Captain Lindbergn; ne
has received the applause of the whole world, and
he deserves all that he has had. At that we did
hear one fellow say that he was dern fool for
not taking another sandwich with him.
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With spring fever now upon us in earnest it is
a question with dad whether to take up gar
dening or golf. Most of us wind up in the gar
den not so much from a matter of choice as
from the dictates of stern necessity.-Janesville
Argus.
well, some DO and some don
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The Moose Lake Star-Gazette prophesies the
next thing in order is machine to read and reg
lister thought and adds that. when that times
comes lot of people will get into trouble. One
exchange observes that the first one will be the
newspaper editor. Not so friend; the editor says
what he thinks, and is already in trouble as far
as he can get.
Bess Wilson just can't refrain from paying the
office friendly visit real often, and we're
mighty glad she comes, but it does kinda give US
the spring fever to hear her talk of the nice little
vacation trips she has taken or plans to take
We're telling you all Hello" for Bess-even
Frank Day gets in on this.
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OLD FOGY BANKERS
l have often said that if your banker is not an
I'D fogy, you should look up one who is. There
have lately been great number of failures among
bankers Not one of them an old fogy;
everyone disgraced and ruined was too much of a
good fellow with his deposits.-E. w. Howe's
Monthly.
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Open highway and byways bring the itinerant
,eddlers seeking orders for articles that can be
eadily obtained of the local dealers. They infest
he small town. and to give them patronage helps
% keep the town small. Ask the next peddler
+ he ever contributed anything to the success
# your community, how much of donation he
stands ready to make to the street fair fund, the
ocal baseball club, the home band, or any public
in which the town is Interested
s1ysian Enterprise. -.s~- ~--~-----.'
We donno, maybe Redwood escapes.
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Herman Roe, Editor of the Mortified News
and President of the National Editorial Asso-
citation pays this tribute to one of the lowly
denizens of the farm. $4,000.
"Truly the cow is mans greatest benefactor.
Hail, winds, drouths and floods may come, des-
troy our crops, and Danish our hopes, but from
what is left the cow manufacturers the most
nourishing and DEMONSTRATING foods. We love
her for her docility, her beauty, and her useful
ness. Her loyalty has never weakened; we know
that in the have a friend that is never
known to falter. She pays the debt. She saves
the home Little do we realize the debt we owe
her."
TT
Some criticism has attached to the policy of
the United States toward Nicaragua. President
Coolidge lucidly explained the attitude of the
United States in recent speech before the United
Press in New York, when he said: Toward the
government of the countries which we have rec
gonized this side of the Panama Canal we feel a
moral responsibility that does not attach to other
nations We are not making war with Nicaragua
any more than policeman on the street is max
ing war on the passers-by. We are there to
protect our citizens and their property from being
destroyed by war, and to lend every encourage
ment we can to the restoration of peace. While
the destruction of life and property has been SER
ious enough, had it not been for the presence of
our forces it would undoubtedly have been much
worse"
There is no installing what the President
means when he thus explains the policy of the
United States.
TT
COOLIDGE COMING WEST
Ever since the farm relief legislation was We
toed last winter there has been feeling that the