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Z to 7:15 p.m.-"Gardening Through.
out the Year." by Prof. A. +. Thurs
ton.
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gram by city Club Syncopators.
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Auction Bridge Game
Over WRC to Be Held
Tonight, i'm New Plan

Changed from Thursday to
Tuesday nights. the twelfth of
the series of radio auction bridge
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by WRC i'm conjunction with
WEAF and IL other connected
stations.
The experts who have col
Elaborated i'm the preparation of
the hands and the detail of play
are X. J. TObin and j. X.
Thompson, ir., of Chicago, and
Wilbur w. Whitehead and Mil
ton E. Work Of New York City.
The hands which will be held
by the contestants follow:
MIR. T0bin, dealer, South"
holds: Spades. A, X, q. a;
hearts. none: diamonds, 10, 9, Z,
6, 5: clubs, 8 spot. Z, 3. 2.
VIZ. Whitehead. west" holds:
Spades. spot, z. s; hearts, X,
@, j, 6. 4, 3; diamonds, X, 2;
clubs, q. 9.
MIR. Thompson. ir.. NORTH"
holds: Spades. j, 10, 5; hearts,
10. 8 spot, 2: diamonds, A, j, 8
spot; clubs, A, X, 6, 4.
MIR. Work. east" holds:
Spades, 9, 3, 2; hearts, a. Q, :,
S; diamonds, q, 4, 3; clubs, j,
10, D.
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Tuesday. January q, 1927
NAA-NavaI Radio Station, Radio
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El fronterizo., 1927-12-17
La VIDA SOCIAL EN- LA SEMANA

pila bautismal, la nina a quien Sc
pondra por nombre Maria, hijita del
senior Faustino Gallardo Y su esposa
Sra. Maria Guerrero de Gallardo.
Seran padrinos de la nueva cristiana,
ell senior Juan Sapunar y esposa Sra.
Refugio Celaya de Sapunar.
Fl pasado domingo vino al mundo
I'm nino hijo del Sr. Guillermo Finley
y de su esposa Sra. Guadalupe Rodrf-
guez de Finley.
Ell suceso ocurri6 en- la casa de los
esposos m~encionados, sta en- la Gale
Meyer al Sur No. 472.
Ambos, mama y nino, Sc italian per,
fectamente.
El fronterizo., 1927-12-17
Ell VERSO SELECTO
G PAso tn AMOR

Fugaz pas6 tn amor junto a mi vida,
y en- su huida,
dej6 solo la huella de tn aroma.
Tus recuerdos sc asoman
y Sc pierden lejanOs,
y ell adi6s que tus manos
me dijeron un dfa,
cuandO to me queffas
y mi amor era tuyo;
cuandO ansiaba ell arrullo
de tn dulce mirada,
y eras til come ell hada
de mis- sunios iAmada!
como paso tn amor!
Ell fulgor
de tn veste divina,
tOdavia ilumina
mi sendero -.
flor de ensueho,
aunque tn amor solo haya sido I'm
sueno
GUILLERMO SELVA.
El fronterizo., 1927-12-17

FL dia veinticinco del ~presente, con-
traera matrimonio ell j0ven JESUS C.
Cardenes, con la Senorita Maria Do
lores Valencia.
Fungiran como padrinos ell senior
Angel B. Pima Y esposa, Sra. Maria
de Pima, asf como ell senior Manuel R.
Grijalva, y la Sra. Elena N. de Girl
jalva.
El fronterizo., 1927-12-17

@AAoOA - A~ OORORAD
de Pima, asf como ell senior Manuel r.
Grijalva, y la Sra. Elena N. de Girl
jalva.
La Sra. Ora. Victoria Lima estuvo
en- dfas pasados en- esta ciudad, o
ell objeto de i%ntroducir las diferentes
preparedness y medicinas que exr
pende en- la ciudad de SUI residencia,
Nogales, Son.
La Sra. Lima probablemente esta-
blecera una Agencia de sus prepare
clones, en- una de las Boticas locales.
FL microbes venidero sera la Sc
gunda session regular, del presente
mes, que efectuara la Sociedad Fra
ternal "Moctezuma," en- ell salon
acostumbrado la que dara principle
a las siete Y treinta minutes.
Despues de la session Sc ~obsequia-
"a a los socios concurrentes con I'm
magnifico bale, asi como tambi6n Sc
rifara un anillo de orc, % ell dis
tintivo de la SOciedad, obSequiadO pOr
ed senior Lorenzo Escamilla, Orga-
nizador General.
FL sabado pasado, efectuose ell en-
lace eclesiastico del joven Jesus Ca
rrasco, con la senorita E%speranza Ju.
lieta Rodriguez, en- la Cathedral de
esta ciudad.
Despues de la ceremonial, los des-
posados Y amistades dirigieronse a
la Residential de la novia, Ave. Stone
al Sur, en- donde Sc festejo ell aeon
tecimiento, tanto en- ell dfa como en-
la noche, con I'm magnffico bale.
Fueron padrinos ell j6veu Angel
GRANTEES y la Sra. Julieta de Wales.
El dfa catorce del proximo mes de
enero, efectuarase la celebration del
Aniversario de la Fundaci0n de la
LOgia Fundadora de la Alianza His
pano Americana, p~reparandose col
tai motive una solemnfsima fiesta, a
la que concurriran los socios de la
Agrupacion y sus familias.
FL pasado domingo recibio las
aguas bautismales la nina Alicia, hija
del senior Arturo Grijalva y esposa
Sro An;+o do Nr;ioI,o
Fueron padrinos de la nueva cris-
tinana, ell sr. d. Felipe Chaos y la
Sra. dona Genoveva Quiroz.
La Sra. Josefa de Nava, asi como
ell senior Carlos Duran Y esposa, Sc
~encuentran en- esta ciudad, proceden.
tes de Los Angeles, hospedandose en-
la casa de la Sra. Margarita de Du-
ran.
La Sra. FIorentina Castro dejo de
existir, en- su casa sta por la Gale
Main al Sur, debido a una enferme-
dad que venia padeciendo.
Sus funerales Sc efectuaron, estan-
do concurridos por las amistades de
la familia.
FL senior AdoIfo Pecina, de Phoenix,
Sc encuentra en- esta ciudad adonde
vino al arreglo de importantes asun-
tos.
Manana domingo sera IIevada a la
T@coE-
El fronterizo., 1927-12-17

Manana domingo sera IIevada a Ia
El fronterizo., 1927-12-17

GUILLERMO SELvA.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
Pleasant World Phases

nhumanty walls the
columns of matter
attributes of humans
wandered last Sunday and tear
surrounding the city scores
totally unacquned with Mrs Brown left their
when veteran wandered away in the desert
lacking comb the
while sent from San Antonio Texas to
join in the search.
the for the
fad ner while merchant ships in trade varied their course at
the desire humanitarian act
into their profits by conduct
the north Atlantic for the Old Glory and the Sir
that have been sucked the
mysteries of the deep a3 Es.
cams sge-od question my
daily the affirmative by the great mass Of people in whom the love OF
humanity other sentiments
nations towns and
cities states for the relief of sufferers from
earthquakes pvrecks and aane disppearances
peaceful hills filled with happy,
healthy tornado Immediately
some nfepd MESSENGER braves e raging elements 20 no Tue cry m ao
outside citizens of the entire surrounding
territory their personal their fortunes their
lives relieve the suffering and distress Money spent freely Each net
unit outdong others generosity and in the stess
efficiency with which they
newspaper publishes pitu
desperate the the donations
slipping wall engineers
with every facility that money can furnish labor free him while the nation
hangs fearful on the outcome of the attempted
Disaster quickly It its toll of death destruction and is
the
Instinct that the helping Others
these great demands for aid m times OF suffering peril people find the
crown life They fling thought selfish personal
i to be mans redeeming
Of being
ylok stalking the victim pepea and bowling down before the almighty
disasters DEATH ptiu crying
with
ndee fact that the great people be they
all nations and under all kinds of trials
things
bringing the pail of death stdng with that
generosity
sacrifice etenaNy
mstic altogether about the "dolar-chasng American
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
Germany Changes Front

query spots?"
Friday the the council
strengthen her international relationships with little
the
force while the unitae
phrase
ordinarily purely physical
interesting
the
of the
yet the wy Nazaene apostle the turning
the other cheek
proposition determines anything
a world that supposedly
Cleveland It condition
the world
disputes
termnoog
reuaion a
devise compelling submission all disputes aro
the it
representatives
others the
tendency
selfshnes nations.
pleasantly
selfish taking
parties i a condition precedent to arbitration.
Godfearng people, and its ultimate world adoption will
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
With Other Editors
THE SAN PEDRO RIVER
(Tucson Starr

/ NAuO0oN OO0A'
the Southern
wng Of the Pedro
crumbd into
stream, adding o muddy
Behind rails of the old
E Southwestern like balnggWe telegraph
between the border and its confluence with the jia river
who be remembered by
Citizen 1910 to 93 visited
Benson what he for The TIeralds front page:
little noffesive cter almost
dry year lonesome
snoofu he tearing down out Of the hills packing trouble in both
e has knocked out these county bridges damaged bridge
the highway at St David and dealt the s. mess
contend with much
rises at Benson Hereford.
steel bridges The at Benson will be $50 feet long
costing
work is onefouth hdonea winre
foundation either these
lures Both will be floating bridges The effort being made
thath
There well inrenched belief that Old Man San Pedro has lots
the
i'll the sal China.
time
building wrestling
with hope to have him down pretty
talk bridge the San Pedro For river
that change its overnight
permanen likes slip out from under and
leave the bridge spanning dry land"
history measured in
time valley has received much less attention
Colorado Gla
up conquista
Cities Cboa And in American
held i with the other streams OF the state
valley Benson and ST. David
sponsoring would water and there
plenty of land for farming
persons picturesque portions
the side of mountains
extensive view of this country but few
south through Redington and
Cascabel
becme
destructive
municipalities alike When the
then the San Pedro will be of service and bridges will not be
washed
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
WASHINGTON A.
LETTER SKI
BY RoDNEY BUTCHER, NEA Service Writer.

WASHINGTON-Out of the Black
Hills comes another explanation of
why President Coolidge made his
precipitate announcement. On the
authority of one or two administra-
ton publicists, the president was
painfully irked by the publicity to
which he was subjected during his
vacation
One is asked to believe that the
president became. sick and tired of it
all for the reason that his every
movement was pictured and described
all over the country by photographers
and correspondents that he was in
the deplorable position of bug under
a microscope and that lie couldn't
turn around without confronting a
platoon of cameramen and Scribbling
reporters.
All Of which may be the popular
conception of what a president faces
on his vacation. But it isn't very
accurate
The fact is that the president of
the United States is as we'll protected
from that sort of thing as he is
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11

from bomb throwers and assassinS
The photographers and reporters are
eager enough to shoot and describe a
president in all sorts of BIZARRE unique
and unconventional poses, but they
simply can't get away with it without
the approval of the executive
The power of the secret service
men is so great that they can keep
the boys from getting anywhere near
the president if he SO directs. There
is no such thing as sneaxing up and
taking a pot camera shot at a
member of the presidential family.
For instance, during the Coolidge
vacation at Swampscott, photos OF
Mrs. Coolidge in ba;-l;ng costume
were strictly forbidden. And even
now, far out in South Dakota, the
president is able to prevent any
inside pictures from being taken of
the repaired White House or of the
palatial temporary residence on Du'
pont circle until he gives his explicit
permission.
Thus, the theory that Mr.. Coolidge
has been bounded to distraction out
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11


nations nenaonasn has estab
public libraries
this direction
cancellation
the foreign debts, Mr. Hennng puts it, entaing further
alayng irritation
of
sacrifice American the British
British
might iaed Britain being apparently beyond
that national endowment
only agencies which conducting ntenatonast
activities all the casfica
policies the United States in position
this
ptude world
it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11

in the Black Hills is hardly tenable
The only pictures and the only in
timate stories of his vacation life
have been those permitted by the
president.
Being photographed never has been
an ordeal for Mr.. Coolidge, anyway.
He likes it. He gladly put on overalls
and grabbed pitchfork on his
Plymouth farm and he was just as
glad to accommodate the boys by
posing in cowboy hat and chaps and
by fishing in Squaw creek clad in
sailor hat, business suit and high
stiff collar =
The contention now advanced tina
the publics snickerS at these scenes
in the news reels led Mr.. Coolidge
to give up in disgust is cer;ainly not
plausible if it is based on the asSump-
ton that all that was forced upon
Mr.. Coolidge.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
More Truth Than Poetry
NJ TANTES NT0N'rAcV1E
A SHOCKING DISCOVERY

A S91OCh1INNT OAkOOOVEItG4
I now understand why I'm always
dog tired
When the days occupation is done,
And never with any ambition am
fired
To be up at the rise of the sun.
I know why I'm filled with unbound
ed delight,
When under the covers 1 creep,
And although / stay there nine hours
night
1 never get half enough sleep.
For students of human activities say
That we walk, while at work, eight
good miles every day.
1t is only on week-ends walk oe1
the course
And rend with my brassie the sod
1 have never exerted the muscular
force
That is needed to carry the hod;
Yet / shrink at all effort, / find
little zest
In pounding the typewriter keys,
And / always am longing for bedtime
and rest
And thinking of hours of ease.
For without ever thinking, I'm walk
ing about,
And when night is at hand I have
played myself out.
These miles must be waiked-ont
can't give them a miss,
! Ana they leave a man weary anC
! worn;
| Ii I'D ever suspected that life wa'
! like this
I think I'd have never been born
No wonder / love in the sunshine t,
baSk
And enjoy any sort of view,
Instead of attempting tne soul rack
/ ing task
Which each day I'm instructed Il
do;
No wonder I'm little addicted tC
smiles,
I always am tagged by those eigh
dreadful miles.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
SCOPE OF PROPAGANDA
(Tucson Citizen)


they visualize
favorable to the
particular country which they
articles
Speaking agencies
endowed millions
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
ABE MARTIN

Th' best way t. boost town is
t. work an pay your bills. TaIkin'
an paradm' don't help. With Presi-
dent Coolidge. Charlie Chaplin,
Gene Tunney, an Col. Lindbergh all
keepin' SO still 1 wonder how long
it'll take tn country t. git fed up
on silence?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
B6AERBE BE8<

We inherit that jazzy instinct from
our jellyfish ancestors, British
zoologist tells us. The professor must
have been peeking in at dance.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11
PIucked From the Plains

Science master: Name some liquid
that won't freeze.
Bright pupil: Hot water.
Can a wife forgive her husbands
past?" asks contemporary. Usually,
if hubby gives a present.
81 quarreled with Meyer; 1 should
have beaten him black and blue,
if 1 hadn't been prevented"
who prevented you?"
Meyer"
"Ain't seen your brother about
lately JIM
mo, es got job at the Eagle
Laundry"
"Wot's e know about eagles?"
Sophronisba, the cycling synic, hold
that what Lancelot actually inquired
| of Guinevere was who was that
knight / seen you with last, lady?"
CIuinevere, a bit piqued said, THAT
wasn't no knight, that was just some
Galahad" Not at all, Harry.
did you hear about Francis getting
shot?"
Really whereP"
J "He got three pounds at the bard
ware store"
suppose you've heard that new
| song that Harry Richman sings
called "I'll Take the Blame" otherwise
! known aS Eyes, Sir, That's My Baby"
"Whassa matter, Flo!"
"Gawd, Mae Never go out with
a chiropractor!"
And so 1 says to the waiter, How
about some fried eggs?" and the
waiter says to me, "Ill. get you some
scrambled eggs, they're better for
you," and SO said to- the waiter,
"I don't doubt it," and the waiter
said to me, Don't doubt what?" and
so said, "That you'll get me some
i scrambled eggs
The other day lady got OH the
Washington street trolley car with
a goat. The conductor said Madam,
you can't ride in this car with that
goat" The lady answered, Il don't
intend to. 1 want to pay the goats
fare and get out and walk myself"
whats that new flea songP"
20, for goodness sake, don't you
know it? It's called My Little Home
in the Grey Vest ~
"sir, your creditors await you with
out"
without what?" s@
"Without the door,"
!, "Well, give them that too"
He's not shot if you can still see
! the whites of his eyes.
Mechanics prof: Name a great
time-saver.
) Sophomore: Love at first sight.
They had just married and had
moved into the little bungalow fright
outside the city," She was standing
on the porch exercising new pair
of field glasses. ,y,x...r@
Darling" she cried, "the realtor
!, who told you that our house was
only a stones throw from the car
line is getting off the street car
now"
WELL" he answered grirly, "hand
me rock and I'll do my best"
The bulging hip is a feature of the
newest styles for women, says de-
signer. Following the mems post-Vol-
stead example?
Maybe Lindbergh is tired OF recep-
ton committees. But, colonel just
please consider Round d-the-Wold Filler
Brock, whom two women are await
ing as husband
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11

Science master: Name some liquid
that won't freeze.
Bright pupil: Hot water.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-11

Can a wife forgive her husbands
past?p asks a contemporary. Usually,
if hubby gives a present.