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Trustees Sale Of 4-Story Valu-
able Brick English Base
ment-Type D w Him g at
1914 Corcoran Street NV.

By virtue of a certain deed of trust duly
amonE the land records of the plstrrt ,ss n.rt 2f
secured thereby, the pnderssgssd, trustees n, tSs
nren,ises. M1sr Esss q on MONDAY: THE TWENTY;
FIFTH DAY OF JULY. AID. 1927. AT
FOUR-THIRTY PM. the following-descrioea
land and premises. situate in the DISTRICT OF
Columbia. and designated as ana being part
of lot numbered fiftv-two th3), now known
as lot numbered eight hundred four tSo4
in A. p Pardon and others. subdivision OF
SQUARE numbered one hundred thirtv-four
tho srSevoT Rs osF the District Of colHmha
in Liber r. w. at folio 3. described as fol-
lows:4 Beginning on the south line of Cor
coran sstreet 3 feet 6 inches east from the
northwest corner of said lot and running
thence east or said street IA feet 10 inches;
thence south 65 feet. thence west Ia feet .
inches, thence north 65 feet to the place OF
beginning.
Terms: Sold subject TO a prior iced Of
trust for 5000. further paartieNsrs OF
which will be announced at time OF sale: ::
the purchase price above said trust TO he
maid in cash. A deposit of $500 required
Conveyancing. recording. etc. at purchaser
cost Terms to be complied with within
thirty days otherwise deposit forfeited and
the pronerty may. he advertised and resold
at the discretion OF the trustees.
GILBERT HAHN.
PAUL SLEMAN.
Trustees.
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THos. BOWLING & CO.. AUcT1oNEERs
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE g.
ROOM BRICK TWO-STORY DWELLING
IMPROVED BY ELECTRICITY. NO. 1907

TRUsTTEEs'u J6dT SALE w6 OF oyyAALgDAlgLE 9;
IMPRovEp BY ELECTRICITY. No. 1907
-. BY virtue, of certain deed Of trust dated
November q, 1925 being instrument No.
21S, recorded December 49, 1925 among the
land records of the District of Columbia and
at the request Of the party secured thereby
the undersigned trustees will sell at public
9 qSio3T T Z fF&Ft + fef PffTzsSY zY OF p jG2 N2Y
AD. 1927. AT FoUR-THIRTY PM. the
following described land and premises stu-
ate in the District Of Columbia, and desig-
mated as and being lot 20 in J. c. Hardness
and others, commissioners subdivision, Of
square $40 as per plat recorded in Liber
r. w, folio 105. of the records of the office
OF the surveyor for the District of Columbia
Terms: Sold subject TO a prior deed of
trust for. ,S3,75o:oo further particulars Of
which will be announced at time of SALE: :
the purchase price above. said trust to be
paid in cash. deposit of $500 90 required
Conveyancing. recording and revenue stamps
At purchasers cost. Terms to be complied
with within Is days. otherwise deposit for
feited and the property may be advertised
and resold at the discretion of the trustees
J. T. SETTLE.
CHARLES H. FT.AGG.
J. F. SETTLE. Trustees,
Atty. for party secured.
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ys.911.13.14151e.1s.19.eo i'"''eeS
THoS. J. OWEN & SON, AUCTIONEERs
1925 Eye Street Northwest.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE REAL
ESTATE. BEING a HOUSE AND Lon

TRUSTEES. SALE OF VALUABLE REAL
ESTATE. BEING A HOUSE AND LOT
462S HAYES STREET NORTHEAST.
corded in Liber No. 5525 at folio 400 of the
land records of the District of Columbia
and at the request Of the parties secured
thereby. the UNDERSIGNED will sell at public
auction. in front Of the premises. on MON
DAY. THE TWENTY-FIFTH DAY OF JULY
1897. AT THREE-THIRTY O'CLOCK PM
the following described land and premises.
situate in the. District Of Columbia and being
lot numbered one-hundred and twenty nine
!129l in SQUARE numbered ffty-one hun;
deed of trust. upon the following terms:
trust, forr, $500. further particulars of
prd SpurrcdhaaSe as price above said trust to be paid
cured cure by deed Of trust on property. sold; pay
cluding interest on FIRST and second trusts.
taxes and interest paid or adjusted to the
date OF sole: good title or no sale: q deposit
Of 500 90 will be required at the time Of
sale and settlement to be made within
thirty t301 4ays of the date of sale or de-
nosit forfeited and the property resold at
the cost and risk of the defaulting pur-
chaser after five f5} days previous ad-
yeriisemeut Of such resale in some Wash
y. FRANCIS SAUL.
WILLIAM p. BENSON.
jy13,14, Is. 16 10 20.2l .22,2325. Trustees.
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AUCTION SALES.
EftTU-R nAVS
HHOS. J. OWEN & SON. HUCTfONEERS
1928 Eye Street NnrthWest
~ i4as Eye Street Northwest. To- = +''''
Trustees Sale of Valuable Inn
proved Real Estate, Consist
ing Of Three-Story and Cellar
Brick Apartment House, Situ-
ate No. $3.50 COLORADO Avenue
I Northwest.

By virtue Of a certain deed Of trust dHly Ny
lana Tecors re % of the bisret sDe Of coiumbs
By. the undersigned trustees win sell at public
SaSsSS0H tfSRt Il IS s5S%5 s =
trict Of Columbia, cu % and DESIGNATED as and be-
Min Seat containsd cont within the ipllowins:
metes and bounds; Beginning on me W9st sst
tsnt " soutSxesserIy ars iS" along the said road
ala, A. feet from the northeast corner OF the
sep f st soo aa o Ss land an s&
oi the District Of Columbia; thence With viii,
ss line 6.ss.. Of sad fnfg ses sE"ns So FSae ses
onds west 100ol feet thenes north 30 ,So6ce de
Sess 80 minutes minutes west nniss gSSa senends
ssst 1o44f 1eet thegse south % 80 desgees esT,f
and taken for the extension Of Colorado ave
nue. as shown on plat recorded IN Book A.;
District of Columbia: together with the use
of the alleyway in rear of the said premises
Ebeo on" 55sa ao foo 1851 Of y the said land rec
ords: said real estate being now known Tor .
seae Ge sSfs tossther aha With the e i'm
provemeats. consisting of 3-story and cellar
Terms Of sale: One third of the purchase
money 70 be paid in eash balance e,t IN ,hree I,ee
S sna ~sn pasabIe te'ssr from day Of
sale. secured by deed of trust upon the prop.
s Sa all eeas ash a 81 ne SSn w Of be Re
required at fine Of sale. All conveyancing.
reeordinE etc at cost Of th ie ISFs tSTfS
days from day of sale. otherwise the trus.
tees reserve the right to Fese1ii the r pr9perW
after five days advertisement of SUCH resale
in some newspaper published in Washing
''A' . y " TIHAM1 ET41 M11L.,Ss.gTGT Il. sAgN2TERs.
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THoS. j. OWEN & SON. AUCTIONEERS.
lt25 Eve Street NnrthMest.
TRUSTEES SALE or MODERN SIX-RoOM
AND BATH BRICK DWELLING, NO. 1924
MASSACHUSETTS, AVENUE NORTH


TRUSTEES, SALE or MODERN SIX. ROOM
AND BATH BRICK DWELLING. NO; 324
MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE NORTH
FAST.
BY virtue of certain decd of trust being
instrument u No, 81. recorded January 13
trict of Columbia. and at the request of the
party secured thereby, the undersigned trus.
The pren1ises, or MoSDAYs THE TWsENTY;
FIFTH DAY OF JULY. AID. 1927. AT FOUR
O'CLOCK PM. the following described land
and premises, situate in the District Of CO;
lumbia. and designated as and being lot 1S
in Charles l. DuBois. trustees subdivision Of
mart Of square 7S1 as per plat recorded in
Liber Is. at folio $50. of the records of the
Office Of the surveyor for the District Of
Columbia.
Terms: Sold subject to prior deed of
trust for SO 10000 further particulars OF
which vii be announced at time Of sale sl
paid in cash. A depost of $4,000 required.
Conveyancing. recording. etc. at purchaser s
cost. Terms to be complied with within
thirty DAYS. otherwise DEPOSIT forfeited and and
at the discretion Of the trustees.
w. e. ANDRUSS,
3y13,15,1s2o,22,25 Trustees.
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STORY STONE AND sTTCCo DWELLING
KNOWN AS PREMISES NO. 4139 HARRI.
SON ST. NV.
By virtue q certain deed Of trust dated sS
recorded @So May May :. i9ss. smonE the land
the request of The .partys secured thereby;
DAY. THE TWENTY. FIFTH DAY or JULY.
AID. 1927. AT FIVE PM. the following
described land and premises. situate in in the the
being lot No. thirty-three t33l in the CAPITAL
Realty company's snbdiyyis,ion Of square square
Paril, as per plat ,recGrded in the office Of
Terms Sold aoo subject hG to prior dfHd 81
which will be announced at time of sale:
the purchase price above said trust can he
arranred on reasonable terms deposit OF
s5o0.oo required. Conveyancing, recording I.g
and revenue stamps at purchaser cost.
Terms TO be eomnlied with within twenty
t"0) days, otherwise deposit t"rtei,ed ah99
the pronertv may he advertised and resold
at the discretion of the tr.stees.
THFoDORE MICHAEL.
iv13151S 90 2225 Trustees.
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Trustees Sale of Valuable Four
Story Brick and Stone Apart
ment House Being Premises
$500 Massachusetts Avenue
Northwest.

BY virtue of certain deed of trust duly
recorded in Liber No. ARIA folio 10 ct seq .
Of the land records of the District of Colum.
bia. and at the request Of the party secured
thereby: the undersigned trustees will sell at
nuble AUCTION. IN front of the premises on
WEDNESDAY THE TWENTIETH DAY OF
JULY, AID: 1927. AT FIVE O'CLOCK PM.
the following described land and premises.
situate in the county of Washington. District
OF Columbia and designated as and being
lots six t6l and seven ~ in block seven
% in Gardiner G. Hubbard's subdivision Of
land now known as 'Belair Heights" as per
plat recorded in Liber County g. folio so of
the records of the Office of the surveyor Of
tho District of Columbia.
Terms OF sale: One-third of the purchase
money TO be paid in cash. balance in two
equal tnstaliments, payable in one and two
years. with interest at seven per centum per
annum. payable semi-annually from day of
sale. secured by deed of trust upon the prop
erty sold or. all cash. at the option Of the
auired at time Of sale. All .conveyancing
OF sale to be complied with within thirty
days from day Of sale. otherwise the trustees
reserve the right to resell the property. at
the risk and cost of defaulting purchaser
after five days advertisement of such resale
u some newspaper published in Washington.
.. c.
JAMES j. BECKER,
WOODS0N P. HOUGHTON.
yS9111314151e.1s.I
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. AUCTION SALES.
EITTrRE nAXS
ADAM A. WESCHLER & son. Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES SALE OF vALUABE BRICK
DWELLINGS,. ROOMS. BATH, HOT
WATER HEAT FAT ,ELEG LIGHTS, NOg.

WATER ii HEAT; FAT idLEE%{rt ELE%r tLtfSShTsi, & Eos.
BY virtue Of :, certain deed Of trust re-
15! Of the land records Of the District Of
Columbia at the reduest of the party secur.
ed thereby. the undersigned trustees will
offer for sale bF public auction. in front Of
TWENTY. SECOND DAY of July, AID,
1927. AT FIVE O'CLOCK p NJ, the follow
ng-iescribed land and premises situate In
the District of Columbia. to-wit: Lots 3S
and 30 in square 4054 in Harry Kirl<stein
and BENJAMIN L. Geishsnicks' subdivision of
parts of lots 8 and 8, Trinidad as in $3.50
block IL being now known for purposes of
assessment and taxation as square 4054.
Terms of sale Premises No. 1876, sold
subject to first deed ot trust for So 800
decd Of tTmst d9E ss75o at Y psE cent.
remainder PAYABLE IN S equal ipstalimsnt,s tall na,
secured by a second deed Of trust upon the
property sold. or all cash over trust at op-
tion of purchaser. A deposit OF $500 on
each house required of purchaser at time of
sale. All conveyancins. recording and notarial
fees at cost of purchaser. Terms of sale to be
complied with within fifteen days from day
of sale. otherwise the trustees reserve the
right 10 resell the property at the FISK
and cost of the defaulttng purchaser after
FIVE days' advertisement of such resale in some
newspaper published in the city OF Wash
tngton. D. G.
EDWARD D. COLEMAN.
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EDUCATIONAL.
st. Mary's Female Seminary

Junior College and High School Departments
Music. Household Arts. Secretarial Course.
Physical Education, Non-denominational.
Home conditions. New buildings. Modern
eauipment. Beautiful location on water.
TUITION. BOARD AND LAUNDRY. $500
Opens Sept. l3. CatalOg on Request.
MISS. NJ. A. FRANCE. NJ. A., Priny
ST. MnrYs City. Nd.
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TRUSTEES SALE Or XALrABLE TWO
BRICK GARAGE. BEING PREMLSEs l.

TRUSTEES SALE Of NALI Abl-E1 l. W.
STORY BRICK DWELLING WITH
BRICK GARAGE. BEING PREMISES
1928 WARDER STREET NORTHWEST
By virtue of certain deed of trust dated
December 2Sth. 1926. being instrument No.
I27 recorded January 4th. 1927. among
the land records of the District of Column
Dia and at the request of the party Sc.
cured thereby the undersigned trustees Will
sell at pubic auction. in front of the prem
ises on TUESDAY. THE NINETEENTH
THfRTY O'Clock PM. the following
described land and premises. situate in the
District of Columbia. and designated as and
beng lot 2l in Brainard Il. Warmers sub
division of lots in block 3. whitney
Close" as per plat recorded IN Lihe- %;
folio 12I Of the records of the office of
the surveyor of the District of Columbia:
block now known for purposes of assess.
ment and taxation rs square 3045; subject
10 covenants Of record and building
Terms: Sold subject TO a prior deed OF
trust Tor S52s000. further particulars of
which viii be announced at time of sale;
the purchase price above said trust trgst on 70 M oe
paid in cash. deposit of 100000 re.
onired. Conveyancng. recording etc al
purchasers cost Terms to be complied
with within thirty DAYS otherwise deposit
forfeited and the property may. 10 advcr
ttsed and resold at the discretion OF the
R. THOMAS ROBINSON,
RODENT e p. KRFITER,
%o.7,o.12.13.14 ts 16.19,19 Trustees.
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LAWRENCE J. HELLER.
PHILIP ROSENFELD.
Attorneys for Party Secured.
iv131HI 90 % 35
THOs. y. OWEN & SON. AUCTIONEERS.
1928 Eye Street Northwest.

l4Z5 Eye street NORTHWEST.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE THREE.
STORY SEMI-DETACHED FRAME
DWELLING BEING ,rRs PREM1SESo q Ms sGor, 40 No
By Virtue Of a certain deed of trust dated
February O. 1927 being instrument No. III:
recorded February Q. 1927 among the land
records of the District of Columbia. and
At the request of the party secured thereby
TIE undersigned trustees will sell at publtc
auction in front of the nremtses. on M0N-
DAY. THE EIGHTEENTH DAY OF July,
AID. 1927 AT THREE.THIRTY O'CLOCK
PM. the following described land and prem
ises situate in the District OF Columbia.
and designated as and heng lot 46 in square
1850 in Fulton r. Gordnns subdivision OF
pact of Chevy Chase" now known az
Connecticut Avenue Terrace" as per plat
recorded ir the Office of the surveyor for
;hle District ts,;t ssft Columbia in Loer County
Terms S soi0 sold sId subject, to a first deed Of
trust for about S4.3O00o further partic-
ulars of which will be announced at tune
of sale: the purchase price above said
S30O 90 required. Conveyancing. recording.
etc. at Dur chase1's cost. Terms TO pe
conIpIied with within thirty days: otherwise
denosit forfeited ard the property may be
advertised and resold at the discretion OF
the trustees rr,,. pAy-,t
FRANK W. LEE.
TO > - 1o1g1S Trustees.
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TRUSTEES, SALE OF ,A4LL4UgA yALUABLE AII,yEr TWO;
STORY STONE AND STTCco DWELLING

rHOS, J. OWEN & SON. AUCTIONEERS
1925 Eye Street Northwest.
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THos. j. OWEN & SON. .AUCTIoNEERs.
l425 Eye St. NV
Trustees Sale Of Valuable De-
tached Brick DIV e Him g,
Known as Premises 1928 Mil
;*arv Road Northxveef.

THOS. J. OWEN & SON. AUCTIoNEERs
I425 EYE ST "
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THOS 7. OWEN & SON. AUCTIONEERS,
1425 EYE ST, NV.
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THOs. ]. OWEN & SON. AUCTIONEERS.
1928 Eye Street Northwest.

J. F. SETTLE.
Atty. for party secured.
ivf3IH 21 2325
The Washington times., 1927-09-08

ESSEX COACH 1927. -.
ESSEX COACH. 1925.
DODGE COUPE. 1926
Was 1878 is ......... .....S32e
Wa. .s 90D |. TOuaNe. 1924 ,.so
49,, poDGB FoURTNa. lsss $40
BUICK COACH. 1925 -.
ESSEX II" TOURING. 1925.
was 800 u ..--.... ..,..SzOO
- EDISON COACH. 1877 ....
was -S1OO u .......'.s .S1@o
PEERLESS 5oUPu. 1928 -
WAS Sou 10 ..S11O
1924 PEBBLES $50" SEDAN
was $500 10 ......... ;. .SS28
.FUpsoN TOURING. 1928
Was $3.50. ST.. .....rss.. S420
EDISON COACH. 1925 -
was S4oO 10 49,. .S4VV
ESSEX COACH. 1925
Was $3.50. is... ..........S 1895
Many Others at Pr1ceF You
Never Thought Possible.
The Washington times., 1927-09-08
1909 L St.
MI. 1912
S-T-U-D-E-B-A-k-E-R
Worth While Bargains

1925 Buick Coach, Master g
Original finish like new: bumpers front
and rear. motometer; tires good: $500 down
and S4S 80 per month
The Washington times., 1927-09-08
-YouH for Sale Ads
Automobiles Q.
The TRUTH Told
About Each Car
Sold

Fifty cars cut to rock bot
tom, therefore the saving is
yours. These cars are all In
splendid shape mechanic
ally. Some nave new tires.
Some have been refinished.
Every car = genuine bar
gain.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10
ANENT OYSTERS AND R'S.

There is an axiom that oysters are in season in the eight months of the year having the letter R" in their names. We are not informed whether there is an affinity between these months and oysters be- cause the letter "R" is also in the word oyster or it is just a coincidence. Neither do we known the discoverer of the circumstance and the author of the axiom. However, it is neith- CT axiom nor secret that we are glad September has an R" somewhere among her nine letters and we are not particular in what style the oysters are served.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10
AGooD TIP.

"If your business is not worth advertising, avertise it for sale," is the terse admonition of one of the greatest advertis- ing firms in America. That's advice that should be assimi- lated by some of our local business men who refuse to see any benefit to themselves from advertising in the local press-aEd spend a good part of their time bowling how "slow" business is. As we have remarked to this gentry be- fore: if they want to prove the fallacy of their own argument, just let hem advertise some popular product or article at a slightly lower price than is customarily charged here. They won't need further proof that advertising pays-even in a small community like Hyder.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10

is, he is woefully off his base in making such an assertion.
 Ninety per cent, indeed! Not even in Chicago, we venture to say, will so large a proportion of homely women be found. And in Hyder not 90 per cent, nor nine per cent--no it cannot be conceded that even one per cent of our women are homely.
 Thre are different standards of judging feminine pulchri- tude. Turks and Eskimos are said most to admire wom- en who, are, let us say, plump, well-rounded, moon- faced. Others prefer the svelt type. Ideas concerning beauty vary.
 The dictionary, defining beautiful" says: "The defi- milton of beauty perfection of form,' is a good key to the meaning of 'beautiful,' if we understand form in it's widest sense."
 It is submitted that under the terms of this definition (if we understand form" in it's wid- est sense) all women are beautiful. The dictionary goes on to say, however, that "there must be harmony and unity, and in human beings spiritual loveliness, to constitute an ob- feet or a person really beauti- full"
 No attempt will be made to answer for the women of Chi cago as to whether they pos sess the additional requirement of spiritual loveliness. But it can be said in behalf of the fair ones of Hyder that they have this, as we'll as unity and harmony.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10

school, but after a day or two they find that school isn't a bad place to be after all.
 The three R's are not such a bitter pill when taken with q liberal doses of sports, recess games and school-day's com panionship. There have been two revolutionary develop ments in education, namely free schools and popular schools. Once parents could not keep their children in school. The schools, not the children deserve the credit.
 Mother breathes a sigh of re- lief when school opens for then she can pack the little Indians off to school and en- joy a few hours of peace and quiet, but when the summer recess arrives she will welcome relief from those two pack ings" a day. Teachers who have had practical exeperience in getting a child ready for school can appreciate what they ask when they urge their pupils to report each session with clean faces and hands, clean clothes, hair combed and teeth clean.
 The great trek back to the schoolroom has begun and the shouts and laughter cannot be distinguished from those that accompanied the equally great exodus last spring.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10

Anyone who has ever tried to get a decent job of lawn-mow- ing done knows what the prob lems are of the employer.
 T want you to sing for me in New York;" said the American concert agent; what are your terms?"
 The great tenor named his fees for a series of 50 concerts, a colossal sum. The agent gasp ed.
 But that is just three times what we pay our president!' he exclaimed.
 Well, why don't you get your president to sing for you?" was the reply.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10
TO ALL HOLDERS OF SECOND LIBERTY LOAN BONDS
NOTICE OF REDEMPTION

All outstanding Second Liberty Loan per cent bonds of 1927-42 (Second 4's) and all outstanding Second Liberty Loan Converted Az per cent bonds of 1927-42 (Seeend 4A's) are called for redemption on November 15, 1927, pursuant to the terms of their issue. Interest on all Second As and Secord 4 4N's will cease on said redemption date, November Is, 1927. Holders of Second As and Second 4N's will be entitled to have the bonds redeemed and paid at par on November I5, 1927. Such holders may, however, in advance of November 15, 1927. be offered the privilege of exchanging all or part of their bonds for other interest bearing obligations of the United States. Holders who desire to avail themselves of the exchange privilege. if and when announced. should request their bank or trust company to notify them when information regarding the exchange offer Ing is received.
 Further information may be obtained from any Federal Reserve Bank or branch, or from the Commissioner of the Public Debt, Treasury Department, Washington.
 A. w. MELLON,
 Secretary of the Treasury. Washington, May g, 1927.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10
SCHOOL DAYS.

School days, school days, sad- dest and gladdest of the year. Saddest for children who, with the first day of school, must bid farewell to the freedom of vacation days and gladdest to mothers who then begin their vacation.
 It is hard for outdoor and play-loving boys to return to
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10

lose an opportunity to enjoy being miserable.
 Its great life if you don't be- lieve in everything you see, hear, think or know.
 The incest thing about neigh bor's children is they never turn out as badly as you ex- pect.
 You are not old, not as long as you enjoy living. Loves blind, but that shouldn't make a girl kiss everybody.
 You have to cultivate good habits. The bad ones grow
 The best reflections come from thinking instead of look ing into mirrors.
 A writer says that a man should be master of his own home or know the reason why. Married men usually know the reason why.
 Synonym: As rare as un- rouged lips. What part of our person do we lose when we lose our bal ance?
 The first dinner dance was of cannibals around a missionary.
 An unknown Chicagoan who admitted the theft of two- cent cake of army soap five years ago recently sent that amount to army officials to get the matter off his conscience. Mcnlbtrsof the A. E. F., hav- ing had experience with army soap, will readily understand why it took the man so long to come clean.
 If the nurse is good looking the sick man doesn't care how slow his recovery is.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

The Chicago professor who has gained a little brief notori-
 ety by his declaration that 90 per cent of the women are homely, probably is one of those odious efficiency ex- perts." 1" They reckon everything in percentages. Whatever he
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-09-10

A poulterer says the male goose is the best behaved of all domestic fowls. Sounds like proper gander.
 Wealthy New Yorker gives his bride a check for $100, ,00O as a wedding present. That ought to just last until the temporary alimony payments start.
 What makes you always so popular?"
 He asked the speedy young spark.
 And she said with a grin,
 As she powdered her chin: "I keep all the boys in the dark"
 Only occasionally do you find a genius, and when found he is only a genius occasionally, at that.
 Che thing worse than a quitter is a fellow who is afraid to be- gin.
 Fond Mother-I'm going to have the baby's picture taken today.
 Not-So-Fond Father-Have it taken when he's asleep. I'd like to know what he looks like that way.