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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-06-14
Special Notices

DENTAL PATIENTS
number of persons may have filling
operations on their teeth performed with
out charge by the graduate dentists who
are taking the State Board examinations.
Patients should apply at the inf1rmary. ~ ~
N. Pennsylvania St., at $3.50 on Wednesday
and Thursday mornings June Is and 16.
II YOU have domestic troubles, why live
in doubt; we get the true facts. STATE
DETECTIVE AGENCY. Phones: Lin.
1892, Lin. 1902. Why guess when it costs
less to know.
ELMHURsT, home of rest, study and quiet
attendant if desired. 2l64 N. Capitol
Ave. Ran. 2671. Ran. 2115,
BABY WANTED, to adopt not over six
weeks old. Box B-2l0. Times.
NESTLE Lanoil permanent wave, IS; ex-
perienced operator. Lin. 1880.
PERMANENT WAVING,- SIS; MARCELLING,
so CENTS. DIRE. 0150.
WOODRUFF; Middle Dr., 982; share apt,
with l or busin. women. Web. 4210-M.
MARCHING by experienced operator; so
cents. 1889 s. East. DRexel 7l40.
CLASSICAL music players want engage
ments; saxophone. violins. Iry. 1914.
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Room for Rent With Board

MERIDIAN, NJ, Spink-Arms Annex; nice
large frt. rm., suit. for 2. Ri. 58f9.
VERMONT. W., 1870; nicely furnished rm.;
excellent meals. Riley 4347.
WALCOTT. 408 N; ATTRACTIVE RIM;
PRIV. HOME; REAS. WEB. 2474.
33D, w. 1885, rm. 3D.; mother & child;
care child if mother wks Har. 1871.
ALL MOD: GARAGE. WEB. 1918.
CHILDREN to board; mothers care: good
location. Riley 6349.
BOYS Country Club; opening for educa-
ton and recreation; limit IL boys; best
supervision. DRex 1913-M.
ROOM and board for children; mothers
care. PLAYGROUND. Webster 2127-R.
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Business Announcement

You may pay more for the
name, but not for quality. A
trial will convince you.
Rugs. 9x12
szz/9HzI cleaned, $500
#, G,nxA- ZsaRS~-Asxz \ and sized, $500
$3.50 40 &E1 Ladies' one-piece
SssssSso6s I'D sSsasSssGT5 plain dresses, $1.25
NO Spring coats,
Ms$35XS fssss Mems two-piece
@MslS[3Stil 3 SsSs suits, $100
$500 e Gents top
'''-'--'A- coats, s10O
1927 E. Washington.
MA in 2646. MA in 7037.
BRICK and block laying; any size Job;
prices reasonable. Riley 2638.
BUILDING, remodeling, repairing, garages
built; quick service: reas. Web: 6978-M.
CEMENT WORK; all kinds; estimates free.
A. Applegate. Bel. 3489.
CINDERS-$3 LOAD
Sand. gravel and driveways.
DRex. 1910.
ECONOMY UPHOLSTERING co.
We repair rehnish and upholster living;
room suites, breakfast-room suites and
bedroom suites hand decorated; estimate
free, Phone Lin. 1864 and Lin. s597. 1913
N. Illinois.
ELECTRIC FIRE-PROOFl WIRING, $25
EXCAVATING UNDER HOUSES
Carpenter. cement, brick work. DIR. OBS.
EXPERIENCED painter; work guaranteed;
prices reasonable. DreX. 72O2,
FEATHERS bought, sold and. renovated;
feather mattresses and pillows made.
E. F. BURKLE, 416 Mass. Main 1923.
HOUsECLEANING, INSIDE AND OUT
INTERIOR and exterior painting; paper
cling. by expert. Wk. guar. LIN. 1858.
LET. us repair your easements flues, and
and 1orK Wes sxpsagGMSe IN oFck
GENERAL contractors. plasterers; large or
small Jobs; by exp: men: Ran: 5847:
PAINTING and decorating; estimates free.
PAINTING by experienced man; prices
reasonable. Web. 2474.
PAINTING, cash or payments; by expert
enced man CAN Lin: 1882.
guaranteed Jacobs 8; Hall. Lin. 145s.
PAPER hanging, painting, plastering;
guaranteed. A. L. LANGLEY: Ri. 6265:
PAPER hanging, painting; all work guar
PAPER hanging; paper furnished, work
guaranteed: painting. Bel. 2447-M.
PAPER CLEANING; hanging and samples
shown; paper furn.; $3.50 room. We. 03l8.
PAPER cleaned. kitchens and bathrooms
washed. Riley 218e.
PAINTING and decorating; estimates free.
Bel. 1794J.
PAPER hanging; 15c per roll and up.
Web. 4495.
PAPER HANGING; work guaranteed. GUY
RIGGS. Riley 4089
PAPER hanging, paper Turn; work guar
anteed. B. THOMAS. DRex. 6905 r 1.
PAPER cleaning, 81 room; 10 yrs exper.
Beaupre g. Payne. Call DIR. 6319.
PAPER hangers and painters. j. BAR
RETT & SON. Call DIR. 1888.
PAPER HANGING; promptly done and
frst-class work. Weo. 1480.
RUG. 9xl2 THOROUGHLY CLEANED. So.
Superior Rug Cleaners Ken. 4462.
RUGS CLEANED; 9xl2. sl5O: 36-inch. SOC;
27-inch. Csc. Riley 6277.
SODDING and grading. excavating. haul
ing. Web. 1904.
SODDING, CEMENTING, GRADING AND
ENCHANTING. KEN. 2452.
TIMES WANT ADS BRING BUSINESS
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Instructions

CENTRAL BEAUTY COLLEGE. Our grad
yates pass State examinations easily.
202 Odd Fellow Bldg. Ma. 578 ard $500.
You Read the Want Ads
Have YOU tried to use themp
It's easy-Call Main $500.
Ask for an Ad Taker
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You may pay more for the
name, but not for quality. A
trial will convince you.
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Automobiles for Sale

Hard Luck! You'll be sure
to consider it so if you fail to
take advantage of this oppor-
tunity of securing such sur
prisingly good used cars-at
such ridiculously low prices.
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Situations Wanted Female
Rooms for Rent

ALABAMA, $50 N: NICE FRONT ROOM.
MODERN. RILEY 1892.
BROADWAY. 2i2l: nicely furnished room
with daveno. l or girls. Ran. 0597.
summer prices. gentleman. Ken. 1927.
furn. rm. mod. Suit. 2. Lin. 7754.
GRACELAND. near Saith; furnished. mod
ern room for gentleman. Har. l636-R.
ILLINOIS, 1416 N; clean front rrn;; all
ILLINOIS. N. 43l; Ferris" Apt. No. 10:
two sleeping rooms; modern. Riley 5506.
KENWOOD. 29l2: furnished room: modern.
Harrison 0s39-W.
LEONARD, 1923: room: private, modern
home for gentleman.
MCLEAN PL., 20; LARGE FRONT ROOM;
l OR 2; PRIVATE HOME.
MERIDIAN, $40 N; rms; NEWLY DECO
RATED; BOARD OPT; HOTEL STYLE.
MICHIGAN, e. 904; Sleeping rooms board
II desired. Riley 1907.
NEW JERSEY; N. 1908; nicely furnished
room: modern. private home. Har. $3.50.
RUCKLE, l725; large, front downstairs
rooms; well furnished. Ken. 3277.
UNIVERSITY Terrace: mod. private. front
sleeping room. Riley $40.
VERMONT. E.. 12l room for or boys,
$3.50 each week. Lin. 2742.
18th, F.; 1928; large, 5 RON; private home;
home. So week. Ran. 2525.
MODREN SLEEPING ROOM: / OR 2
GENTLEMEN. RAN. 1907.
NEATLY fqrnisshed rm.; modern downtown
Apt. Riley 1888.
2 ROOMS and kitchenette with sink. ev-
erything furnished. So week. Bel. 1924.
ROOMS; modern; nicely furnished, airy.
in light Ra l0oa 5852 excellent; close to car
1T
Rent Housekeeping Rooms
ALA, N. 1925; suites of rooms; reason
able adults. Lin. 3l80.
CAPITOL, N, ,llO9;, lovely large down
stairs rm.: all modern. Lin. SOB.
ETTE: MOD. LIN. 5l08.
DELLA, N, 1920; rm.; running water; flrn.
or unfurn.. nousekeep. If DIES. Ran. 5441.
ILLINOIS. N. BIZ housekpg. and slpg.
rms very Teas. Free se parking space Tor
IRVINGTON; 2 large connecting furn. rms,
gar. 5825 Julian Ave.
NEW JERSEY, N, l6Oe; 2rms; private
home; garages. Randolph 1880.
NEW YORK, E.. 524 large room; every
thing furnished; private entrance; rea-
sonable: Sc. Lin. 8541.
NEWLY DECORATED RMS: Sc WEEK.
NEWMAN ST., 1l2l; 2. connect. front rms;
priv. home, mod. furn. Web. O54O-W.
NORTH; couple; real home: kitchen priv
ileges. Washington 4329-R.
PARK, 1895; nicely furnished front room:
2 or more employed. Lin. 1895.
RANDOLPH. 314 s.; or rms; Kitchen
cite; unfur.; grid. f.; priv. ent. DR.. 6557-W.
WALNUT, AIS E.. lovely sleeping apt;
player piano. Victro.; suit. 2 or 8. Ii. 1858.
648 E. 18TH; TWO NICE FURNISHED
ROOMS. PRIVATE ENTRANCE.
CONNECTING housekeeping rms; mod:
all furnished; So and 81. Lin. 7149.
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Houses and Flats Furnished

1854 N. CAPITOL: Apt. rms. sun parlor.
bath. completely furnished. Ran. 2747.
IRVINGTON Ave, s., Sc: furn. house for
summer months; mod. price. Irv. 1888.
PENN, NJ, l40l: high class. small
furnished; Apt. 10: S47.5o. Riley 4729.
WOODRUFF: 1916 Cross Dr.; or 6-rm.
strictly mod apis, nicely furn. gar. opt.
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Business Announcements

guttering. downspout, new and
repairs, roofing, furnace work; call for
estimates CHARLES GOLDSTEIN, DR..
343l. Residence phone. Wa. 3446.
call Keller. IrV. 1882.
1924 E. Mich. st.
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An additional story to the Me-
ridian Garage, 216 N. Meridian ST.,
\ accommodating seventy-fve autos
has been begun. Work will be
completed in late summer, w. A..
Atkins, president, said.
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c. o. Referring, 1889 E. Wash
ington ST., said five young men who
frequent Willard Park beat him in
the front yard of his home Monday
night. He could suggest no motive.
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Business Places for Rent
Storage and Transfer

OFFICE AND FACTORY: FOR LIGHT
MANUFACTURING. MAIN PIP.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-06-14

The board of works will open bids
Friday on the Pleasant Run main
interceptor sewer, estimated to cost
$792,521. The sewer will begin near
Arlington Ave. and join Bean Greek
interceptor in Garfield Park.
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BRICK and block laying; any size job:
prices reasonable. Riley 1888.
BUILDING, remodeling, repairing, garages
built; quick service; reas. Web. 6378-M:
CEMENT WORK; all kinds; estimates free.
A. Apologize. Bel. 3489.
CINDERS-$3 LOAD
cood orava1 aod drivauove
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
Famous Trees That
Stand as Memorials

Although many millions OF trees
people the forests Of the United
States, comparatively few have been
singled out by history to play famous
parts and to stand as Individual me
MORALS to great events In the life Of
America. Some distinguished trees
stand out by reason Of their age, such
us the General Sherman Sequola In
the Sequoia National park Of Cali
fOrnia. This trees age Is reckoned at
10 centuries. In Washington is the
Treaty oak, under whose branches an
important treaty was signed with the
Indians. On the campus of the Uni.
verslty Of Rochester is the Shake
speare Memorial oak, grown from
young tree from Stratford-On-A Avon, and
In North Carolina 10 the battle-ground
oak, which viewed the battle OF Guild.
ford court house. The Liberty elm
stands alone on the west bank of
Pine creek, near Avis, Pa. Under this
tree the local inhabitants, upon hear
ing Of the signing Of the Declaration
Of Independence, gathered and signed
the "Plne Creek Declaration Of indie
pendence. forestry Almanac.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
Not All Slogans Haze
Passed Into History

Few things can be more seemingly
haphazard than the vlclssItudes OF for.
tune which have befallen phrases and
sentences, equally striking and equally
arresting In themselves, writes the
earl Of oxford and Asqulth In Nc
Calls Magazine. Some Of them have
perlshed without leaving 80 much as
an echo behind, while others have
been blazoned on the banners Of
mighty hosts or become the rallying
cries of great causes or have passed
Into the common currency OF man
kind-Burke's thousands Of swords
leaping from their Bcabbards." the
Hungarian mobiles cry, "Morismur
pro rege nostro." Maria Theresa's
bright angel Of death lowering over
the stricken homes Of war-worn
people" Lincoln's government Of the
people, by the people, for the people,"
Italy's "Fara da Sc" Danton's Que
mon nom soft hetri que la France soft
llbre," Jefferson's that government IL
best which governs least" and tho
elder Pitts scornful rebuke to his
crlnglng partner, Newcastle, Is one
Of the greatest adventures In our an
nals-"fewer words, my lord. for your
words have long lost all weight with
me- all these come from an anthol.
ogy which will never be exhausted 80
long as men can breathe or eyes can
see.
But there are words spoken or writ
ten equally worthy Of remembrance,
some Of them almost wholly forgotten.
others serving In mutilated Shape,
which are among the most to be de-
plored Of the lost fragmsntary treas
ures Of history.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
CABIN JIG HIM
PARIx.
HOMES AND lNVESTA ENT.
ON CONDUIT ROAD.

n subdivision attractive in every way
wv lots l0Ox2OO feet -desirably located
ABOUT $4,000 square feet in each In
rrlces range from 5000 to $500 pet lot
ieIms easy--lO per cent cash ant , ne,
cent monthly, ~
Lots $4,000 to $50. 900 So II M Do roo,
Hill sites 3 to 10 acres Tor lnreo bno,".
All manner situations for country hn,n..
Level sioping, undulatinl and billsides
10 open space and among benu,,f,i r..
nl9h, dry. healthy and good neirLl o,hocd
overlooking river. creeks and Vjroinio h.t's
Uh conduit Road and 100 TO 500 wards ba.I
rouI h,iles 'front.' on Conduit and Stnte roads
C rew S9nuuit Will make double boulevard
Sanai; Totomac, hills picturesque scene,v
1Muou'uan demonstrating. bathinp. boatina
E Elany coo water springs and shade tress
cn he sol, Tor iruit and garden croDs
Sp'enaid section for raising cbjclens
uoou .othe sltes-splendid investmen,
r,ave .ocated over 100 families al e I p
. os.o,hce, stores. schools and churches
House, '' NUN "hite
roaus IKE city streets electric lioh,
tract zoO acTes-fine for suhdivis,nr
Location insures increase in values
IONS this side Congressional Golf Ci,h
maps and full information upon reonssN
Personal inspection trip by appointm"S
(Va.) S''' '"nch -- orehssd
ASK
J. S. ToMLINSoN
feb Lem w"sh,n ". ave-
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
Notice 10 Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the sub
scriber Of Montgomery county has obtained
from the Orphans Court Of Montgomery
county, Maryland. letters Of administration
on the personal estate Of
JAMES B. MATHEWS.
late OF Montgomery county. deceased. All
persons having claims against the said
deceased are hereby warned to exhibit the
same. with vouchers thereof. to the sub
scrber on or before the 7th day Of June.
1927 they may otherwise by law, be
excluded from all benefit Of said estate
All persons indebted to said estate are
requested to make immediate payment.
Given under my hand this 7th day Of
December, 1925.
CHARLES v. WILLARD,
dec 106t Administrator.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
4 IN SURF.
HORSES AND CATTLE
Notice to { reditors

Notice Is hereby given TINT m. .,,
S,a,O ,h y, mmonteomery county has obtained
count. ."s orPhhns Court Of Montgomery
the personal estate Of '''"'''' vi
CLARA S. HENDERSON.
'ate OF MONTGOMERY county, deeeased
Az persons having claims against the said
deceased are hereby warned TO exhibit he
same. with vouchers thereof, 60 The snh nh
I n o on or before the 2lst dny Of
June. i927 they may otherwise. bv low
oe excluded from all benefit of said estate
Az persons indebted 10 said estate are
Iny,ques'ed make immediate payment.
December. 1925. -''' u"y oi
dec 24-8t i E
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
When Livers Go Wrong.

your liver always gives fair warnlno
It's his' signal Of help wanted" il usualH
dnii grinding headache that seems y
start Just back Of your eyes and ends ID
over your body. Nothing looks good m
eat: and everything you do eat is testeIess
fortunately. these troubles can be quickly
femedled. Get box Of GreeDwaIt's Com,
pound Dandelion Liver Disks at your drug
eists. Everyone knows whit dandelIon
49, The tender leaves are even used for
food. Dandelion Liver Disks will usnallv
nave your liver back at work arain ova,
night. Twenty. five cents. w"
WILSON'S DRUG STORE.
ELDRIGES DRUG STORE.
July <o-om Rockville. Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
Electric Confetti

Switched on as a bridal couple left
Hlnckley parish church, London, an
electrical apparatus showered CON
ETH on the bridegroom, an electrical
inglneer, and his bride. Electricity
employees, wearing insulating gloves
10 resist the electric current, formed
guard Of honor, and the couple
passed under an archway OF cables
which conveyed the current TO work
the confetti shower.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
BURTON T. DOYLE,

ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
Town HALL BUILDING. ROCKVILLE Nh.
Phone Rockville 20l
Practices before the Supreme Court OF
the United States, the Court Of Appeals
and other Courts OF the District Of Column
bia and the Court Of Appeals and other
Courts OF Maryland. Special attention
given to the laws Of property. both real
and personal.
feb SLY
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
VERNON G.. OWEN,
EXPERIENCED AUCTIONEE7.
GAITHERsBURG, Md.

ITTfLL SELL REAL OR PERSONAL
w PROPERTY In Montgomery count
or any part Of Maryland, Virginia or
District Of Columbia, or VERY LIBERIA
ERMS.
900 3O-3m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
See Us First For Your
LUMBER AND MALLWOAA'

We carry a complete stock OF
everything needed in construc'
ton of a house.
Lumber, frames, doors, SASH,
blinds.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
THE oCTORs DEMING,

CHlROPRACTORS.
Montgomery Avenue. near Prospect Stree
Rockville. Md.
Office hours-l0-l, 3-6. 7-8.
Al your home by appointment.
Telephone. Rockville TT.
Frederick Demine. D. C.. Phi. c..
Clara C. Demine. D. C.. Phi. c..
graduates Of the Palmer School.
mar l4-3m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1927-02-11
Used Cars For Sale.

Ford Sedan, $50.
Chevrolet Sedan. Sl75.
Buick Coupe. $3.50.
Ford Touring. $l75.
Studebaker Touring.
Hupmobile Touring.
Cleveland Touring.
.CASHELLS GARAGE.
apr 16-tf Rockville, Md.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-11-10
Berlin FlabberS
Wear Shortest
Skirts i'm World
BY HEDDA HOYT


BERLIN, Nov. 10.-The shortest
skirts in the civilized world are in
Berlin. And, we might add, the
longest legs in the world are in the
German capital.
Imagine, if you will, skirts as short
as bathing dresses, on frauleinS of
ample proportions, swaying to the
steps of the Charleston in smart
tea gardens. The effect is astound-
ing, for, believe it or not, these frau
leins certainly have some under
standing.
Shorter Than American
Until we arrived in Berlin we con-
sidered the knee-cap the limit where
short-lengths were concerned. We
were foolish enough to believe that
the skirt race was between American
flappers and girls of the French
demi-monde. In Paris we decided
that the Americans had won the
race by two inches. But a Berlin
girl on Broadway would certainly
knock the wind out of the wise
crackers!
In Berlin they don't roll 'em, my
dears! Instead, stockings are as
long as trapeze artists tights. One
gets the impression of staunch
bodies with wide hips, wide shoul-
ders and correspondingly wide legs
set on badly shaped long-toed shoes.
just now the Charleston and the
South American tango are consid-
cred little swankier in Berlin than
one-steps, waltzes and the like. And
until you've seen a Short-skirted
German fraulein watt her knees
through the languid steps of the
tango with her face set on getting
somewhere-you've not seen any
thing.
Far Above Knees
On the so-called smartly dressed
girls in Berlin, I cannot recall a
skirt which even touched the knee
cap. Some were fully four inches
above the knees for walking pur-
poses. You can imagine what this
length dwindled to for dancing or
sitting purposes.
Well, whatever the German maids
set out to do they usually accom-
plish. The war of skirt-lengths
has been won! And Berlin wins
the cut-glasS garteS! There's no use
trying, fappers The North pole
has been reached!
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-11-10
"Picture" ChifOns

Chiffons are lovelier than ever
in the new designs. Large, spaced
flowers are set on pastel grounds
yellow, pale green, peach; or
against the new grey. black and
purple navy! In these flowers, there
is an interesting effect of light and
shade, as if colored revolving lights
had been thrown On the design
Very often this mysterious shadowy
effect is secured by the use of a
touch of grey in the flowers them
selves, which are limned in the new
green-blues, orange-yellows, tawny-
yelloWs, chartreuse greens.
Characteristic chiffon designs are
Pond LilieS"-still pools where
lilies drift, painted with the new
exotic colors of the spring; "Sha-
dow Flowers" where on sheer, tint
ed backgrounds, white-shadowed
flowers breathe a tenuous fra
GRANGE; "Fleurs de Watteau," flow
ers of exquisite delicacy of design
and color, as might have been
dreamed by the great painter fol-
fete galante; Painted Roses" in
which great, lush and beautifully
nodded roses on sheerest chiffon
glow with the very aspect of reality.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-11-10
Relief from Gas
Stomach Pains
Dizziness

The doctors tell us that 90 per cent
of all sickness is due to stomach and
bowel troubles. You can't be we'll If
YOUR digestion is bad; you are sure to
geE sick unless you relish your food,
digest it properly and keep your bowels
regular.
Tanlac has a wonderful record as
relief from digestive troubles of every
kind, even those of many years stand
ing. Read what
Mr.. John F. Meighen, Of G19 High
land Ave, Sidney, Ohio, says: For
three years 1 had severe stomach pains
caused by gas, and suffered greatly
from loss of sleep. Before finishing
the first bottle 1 noted considerable re-
lief. Now i am in good health and
have no stomach trouble whatever
If you suffer from gas, pains in the
stomach or bowels, dizziness, nausea,
constipation or torpid liver; if you have
no appetite. can't sleep and are ner-
vous and all run down, it's a sign you
need Tanlac. 1t is good, pure med
icine, made of roots. herbs and barks-
natures own remedies. Get bottle
from your druggist today. Your money
back if 1t doesn't help you.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-11-10
Mothers of
Vices Need
Joke Rest
BY MRS. WALTER FERGUSON

BY MRS. WALTER FERGUSON
Probably the worlds worst joke
is the one about the mother-in-
law.
From the vaudeville stage, the
comic supplement, the news
columns and the legitimate drama,
we get it, the innuendo directed at
the wife's mother, for you will
notice that it is the men who are
always pictured as victims of this
type.
Probably if we could read the
signs, some of the cave-men
scratCflings on the inlmemorial
rocks would be wise cracks at the
parent on one side of the family.
Throngs have applauded this
hoary jest, exactly why no one,
perhaps, could have explained.
Loud outlaws have resounded at
insults hurled at mothers all over
the world and uproarious laughter
still greets the clown who pictures
man being chased by an irate
relative
Harmful, Even If Witty
It looks as if the time had come
for us to see that this sort of thing
is not only a WORKOUT joke but a
pitifully harmful sort of wit, if you
can dignity it by such name.
This propaganda is certain to
have its influence. Especially when
you consider the innumerable
years that men have listened to it.
After a hundred decades men and
women arc sure to go into mar
riage with a subconscious aversion
to mother-in-law. Constant drip
ping will wear away stone, they
say, and if this is true, then con-
slant joking about a person will
eventually make that person merely
a joke before the world.
Why Not Father-in-Law?
If we must joke about things
which are so near to our happiness,
then we should at least be fair and
put our father-in-law up beside
mother-in-la to bear the sharp
javelins of our pungent humor.
Multitudes of women must have
shrunk in spirit when compelled to
listen to these hoary remarks about
themselves. And if we took a census
1 feel that we should find nine
tenths of mothers-in-law splendid
and helpful women, the sort who
drop everything and come in to
help every time a baby arrives and
who are concerned only with pro-
noting the happiness Of their
children. .