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PEERLESS.

PEERLESS.
YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE.
1925 Dodge Touring.
Model u Peerless sport touring.
1927 Brand-new Oakland Coach.
1926 Peerless $50 Sedan.
1927 Peerless $50 Sedan.
1927 Nash Coupe.
1925 Dodge Coupe.
1926 Peerless 6-72 Sport Tour.
Model 81 Peerless 7-pass. Sedan.
1927 Essex Coach.
Model 20 Chrysler Sedan.
1923 Paige Sport Touring.
1926 Ford Tudor.
1925 Peerless 7-pass. Sedan.
1924 Chandler Sedan.
1923 Studebaker Touring.
1926 Essex Coach.
1923 Dodge Sedan.
1924 Studebaker Sport Touring.
1927 Essex 4-door Sedan.
PEERLESS MOTOR CO..
18th and P SITS. Main $3.50.
Peerless Sport Touring.
A very snappy looking car. which is in
The pink OF condition. real buy for some
one terms your car in trade Lincoln
FOR BETTER USED CARs"-Remember
1909 L At Terms or cash. Wallace Motor
Co. Look for our list in these columns.
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SEDANS.
HAWKINS NASH MOTOR
COMPANY. Inc,
Conveniently Located.
1337-1333 18th St. NV.

COMPANY. Inc.
Conveniently Located.
1337-1333 14th St. NV.
Main $3.50.
FOR BETTER USED CARs"-Remember.
1903 L st Terms or cash: Wallace Motor
Co. Look for our list in these columns.
FOR THE EASIEST TERMS,
LOWEST PRICES AND
REAL SERVICE
COME TO
1905 18th ST. NV.
1923 Hudson Touring.
4 7.passenger car for s75 cash and
1922 Studebaker Coupe.
$50 cash and $40 per month for
twelve months will buy this real
bargain.
1923 Studebaker Coupe.
SIS per month Tor twelve months anu
1923 REQ Sedan.
balance al S25 per month for twelve
1924 Cole s.
for some one at sIoo cash and ss5
per month for twelve months
1922 Dodge Touring.
A real good buy and lots of good
mileage for $50 cash and $40 per
month for ten months.
These figures include financing.
Your Car in Trade.
Terms to Suit
HOLLAND MOTOR CO..
1905 18th St. NV.
REAL BARGAINS.
Hudson lDI 7;pa ssSn sedan. reconditoned
Hudson sneedster reconditioned and re
Jrwett sedan recon,iitoned and repainted
Maxwell sedan IN fine shape: s295
Studebaker special q sedan So
Chevrolet coupe: $50
All cars in Al shape and will demonstrate
MANHATTAN GARAGE &
ACCESSORY CO.,
1903 9TH ST. NV
USED CAR
CLEANUP. SALE
for
Franklin Motor Car CO.
- Marnon BrnIgham
- Peerless Roadster Coupe
20 Buick Standard Coach.
20 chevrolet I.andau.Seddn.
20 Chevrolet Coupe.
20 Franklin II Sedan
?6 EranNlin II Coupe
20 Nash Sedan
20 Nash Coach
20 Willys-Knight Sedan
% Chrysler % Sedan.
'25 Cadillac So Sedan
20 Peerless Sedan
'26 Nash Advanced q Sedan.
% Ford Coupe.
20 Essex Coach.
"a Franklin lob Sedan
~ Buick 7-pass Sedan IA hargain).
EASY TERMS.
SOUTHERN MOTOR SALES.
1924 l4th St. NV.
Potomac 1851.
Lincoln 5-Pass. Sedan.
Inv beautiful condition throughout priced
lower than a cheaD new car: terms: your
car in trade Lincoln Salesroons 1880 Con-
necticut ave. Frank. S543.
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Mar1nOn Sedan.

Newly painted and in splendid condition
IN every detail: we have Just reduced this
ear for a quick sale: terms: YOUR in
trade. Lincoln Salesroom. ll30 Connecticut
ave. Frank. S5l3.
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THE TRUTH TOLD
ABOUT EACH CAR SOLD


Fifty cars cut to rockb bottom,
therefore the saving is yours
These cars are all i'll splendid
shape mechanically. Some have
new tires, Some have been re
finished. Every car a genuine
bargain.
ESSEX COACH 1927
ESSEX COACH 1926
DODGE COUPE 1925
DODGE TOURING 1924
was $500, rs ..,.........,... $3.50
DODGE TOURING 1872:
Was $3.50 is $50. -. ... Sl2O
- BUICK COACH 1875
Was $3.50 is .,.,.... 1878
w. 80 ESSEX ~ TOURING 1923 ~
was SOU rs ...,..... $500
HUDSON COACH 1927
Was $3.50 is ....... ..... .S725
PEERLESS COUPE 1923
Was $3.50, is. 800. .........Sl75
1926 PEERLESS 80" SEDAN
Was $3.50 is .......,..'.' -...... Ss"5
HUDSON TOURING 1925
was oo0U Is S42o
HUDSON COACH 1925
Wa. $3.50 ESSEX T: COACH 1928 .sss
Many Others at Prices You
Never Thought Possible.
LAMBERT-HUDSON
MOTORS CO.,
1922 L ST.. West of Conn. Ave.
FOR BETTER USED CARS''-Remember.
1909 l. st. Terms or cash Wallace Motor
90. Look for our list In these columns.
Peerless IS" Sedan.
In beautiful mechanical condition
throughout tires and paint excellent: low
price; easy terms. with your car as part
payment Lincoln Salesroom. 1880 Con
nectlcut ave. Frank S54.
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VERY REASONABLE.
TERMS DURING THIS
SALE.

1924 Chrysler 20 phaeton. $3.50
1926 Chrysler 20 road. .l.O25
1927 Oakland coupe .... $50
1926 Buick stand. f coach. $50
1874 Dodge coupe. .... 3S5
1926 Chrysler So coupe. 49,. 595
1925 Willys-Knight coupe
sedan. ............ $50
1926 Hupp e sedan. ......,,S75
1925 Chandler touring. -. 4S5
1925 Chevrolet sedan. 49,. 5S5
l92- Ford coupe ........ $
1925 Chevrolet coach. ..... 325
1926 Ford roadster. ...:.. 1S5
1926 Dodge sedan ....... 625
1924 Rickenbacker sedan. $50
1924 Auburn 7-pass sedan. 495
1923 Maxwell touring. -. lbs
1924 Overland sedan. 49,. Us
1926 Ford sedan. $50
1927 Chrysler so touring
(dem. ............. rs
1927 Chrysler so coach
(dem. $50
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SALE-AllTOAlOlslLES.
EASY TERMS-BETTER CARS-Wallace
1909 St. See our list in these columns.
Buick 1927 Brougham.

Here is a practically new car. fully EQUIP
ped. IL in the market. for a Buick buy
this and save the difference; easy terms;
your car n trade. Lincoln SaesrOom. 1l3O
Connecticut ave. Frank. S542.
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S-I-U-D-E-R-A-K-E-
WORTHWHILE BARGAINS.

WOR H-WHlLE BARGAINS.
1925 Buick Coach. Master 8
Original finish like new: bumpers from.
AND AND S ssar al tires good s3'o down
1924 Stude. Big 6 Speecster.
order s sss do%n and So oer mo",h
1925 Hudson Coach.
kns sa5 down good and S paint and
1925 Overland Sedan
OeS 9s"s Sea " down snd 1 70 os4 mHn.h
Late Lincoln Phaetcn.
Fully equipped. paint and tires ike new.
mechanism ok. $40 down and 81 Is per
@ Cadillac Phaeton.
mechanical condition also tires TO-, and 10
hOlsterv
1926 Pontiac Coach.
traftie IS $3.50 down and $40 50 per month >"
1926 Essex Coach.
Original finish good new tires other 3
very good. mechanically OK: fully equip
ped $50 down and S27 rs per month
JOSEPH McREYNOl.DS.
STUDEBAKER BUILDING.
Cor. 18th and K NV
White Front .ot, 1906 l4th
OPEN EVENINGS AND SUN DAYS
OUR MODERN SERVICE STATION
Kansas avenue and Upshur st Omen
Daily and Sunday from
am to IL ON
EASY TERMs-BETTER CARS Wallace
1909 / st. zee our list in these columns.
OWENS.
Buy Here; Save SIS to $50.
Chevrolet Touring 1925 ........ $3.50
Chevrolet Touring 1924 ...,...... 100
CheviOlet Coach 1928. ......,,... $50
Chevrolet Landau 1927. ....... $50
Chevrolet Coupe, 1923. ........... 300
Chevrolet Sedan 1925 ............ $50
Chevrolet Light Delivery. 1924 49,. 100
Ford Roadster 1925. ................ 200
Ford Roadster. 1926 picb-ip body :. 200
Ford Coupe 1925 .......... 3?5
Essex Coach 1928. ................ 375
Liberal e.. NJ. A. G.. Terms.
OWNENS MOTOR CO.
1928 Ga. Ave. Col. $40.
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Chevrolet Coupe %; fully equipped S45U
Buick Touring light 6 now tires -. l75
Hupmohile 4-pass Coupe ......... 175
Essex 6-cyl Coach ............ 275
cadillac 50 4-pass Coupe ..,...... 275
Buick 4-pass Coupe ............. $50
Chevrolet Touring 1925 '......... l75
Hudson Speedster ........... 100
Ford Coupe ,.... rs
Dodge 1925 4-pass ,Coune ...:....., 4@5
Handler 4.pass Couoe '.'H"N =. '' 100
'ole Touring latest model with Ills"
wheels 49, ... .,...... i15
tttiick 'o5 Roadster nVerhatIled $50
Buick 1923 California top ........ 225
REQ Speed Wagon ,..........,.. $50
Ford Light Delivery ...,.... 90
Ford l-tOn pneumatic tires ,.,.... ia
Specials for this week $500 each Olds
touring. Buick 4-cyl. roadster Essex
touring Buick q roadster Buick 4 touring
Stuiebaker touring. Only $500
Terms and allowance on YOUR ear ron
R Ra HERsoN's AUTO EcH,ANSGGE
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FOR BETTER USED CARS"--Remember.
1903 l. ST Terms or cash Wallace Motor
Co. LOOK for our list in these columns.
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SALE-AUTOMORILES.
CHRYSLER
USED CAR DEPT.
OUR
USED CAR
SALE
NOW GOING
ON.
S.iLE-AUTOMORILES.

This will be your opportunny
to purchase d real automoh le
that will be more than worth
the price asked and from re
liable dealer that will stand he
hind his merchandise.
We can't use too much space
here in describing these cars as
we are going to put that part Of
the cost into the reduction az
he price OF Our cars,
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FERNITl RE-LIying room suite new. best
quality Jacquard velour. mahogany carved
frame. value $3.50 for only Sl35; nohair
taune living room suite. value $500. for o0iy
500: Chaise tongues and other odd chairs:
L.rv reasonable. New York Upholstery Co,
G'7 81 NV
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And Many Others.

FOR BETTER USED CARS"-Remember
1909 l. st Herms or cash Wallace Mutor
Co. Look for our list in these columns:
NOTICE THESE SPECIALS
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FURNITURE--LGrg lot storage goods: also
"omDlete suites and desirable odd pieces.
electric player and upright pianos Dodge
sedan by order L. 6. marshal. other auto
mobiles. etc. by auction at Weschler's $40
Penua. ave. NV. Wednesday. August 3Ist.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

or. HEATER. 81: kitchen table. porcelain
top, $3.50. $500 Connecticut ave, Apt BOZ
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Fl RNITI RE--Large auction sale OF per-
s2nal and household effects Al Shannon's
"OA josh NV. tomorrow. commencing 10
am Come down. join the crowd and get
YOUR share of the bargains
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RELIABLE BUSINESS MANAGER wanted
20 buy half interest in rooming and boarding
house, well established: Bird and Eve sts NV.
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BARRIER SHOP established. for sale: good
bargain: downtown location sos per month
rent included Call Frank 70.
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FOR SALE-Lovely 1"-r. home. furnished
complete. for either roominC or boarding
house. doing good business fine location:
moderate rent terms reasonable Address
Box I54-R Star office
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GASOLINE. ESSORIEs-Located upper
NV. section: fully eoupped good business:
reasonable rent: lease. Price, $500. Adj
dress Box AHn.R Star Office.
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LONE PINE INN LUNCH ROOM aud gas
station doing fine all-Year business. - 600:
rent 500 on lease: rigid Investigation in
cited IA miles from 5th and II on Wash
i1Etou- Baltimore Boulevard. Phone Laurel
CIR ~
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FURNITURE - Mahogany bedroom suite
and breakfast room set 1926 Buchanan
st. So
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BARBER SHOP FOR SALE-In S-story office
building: 3 barber chairs aud > beauty
booths Rent, sos per month. For particu-
lars address BOX 41a.R Star Office.
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ELICATESSEN-A very good opportunity
ness. For information call West 1566-W. &c
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Observation-Disclosures.

ADDING MACHINES. all makes. S35 up;
=. Y. ave NV MAN 5000 United Tyr1e.
writer & Adding Machine Co. Inc 3'
ANTIQUE mahogany chest of drawers. S35
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u F.I-ftI . LII. = III IWILI =. II"
GOVERNMENT OFFICE FURNITURE
Slightly used and recondItioned Desks
trbles -hairs file cabinets hookcases ano
hDokshrlvcs lockers safes stationery cabI
nets rugs e'c Everything To complete you
Office at a tremendous saving VI Baum
son Used Furniture Dept. 3l6 st NV
HEATFR hot-wster and radiator: will in
stall. Address Box 197R. Star Office. 30
HOT WATER HEATER Ruud in perfect
condition: used only short time. must sell 10
get larger one: guaranteed: S75. Also Ideal
hot.water furnace. perfect. complete. 45q0
18th st. NV.
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SI\ESS OPPORTUNITIES

1i3l ST.. opposite Riggs
Market seating 80: established Is years
closed ! MOI: owner of property Will
lease. equipped. 81 so mo. including 4,room
hath. apt. 4-car brick garage entirely re
Phone Col ln3l. 81
The producers news., 1927-02-25

her work, and she will laugh at you.
1t may be bromidic, nevertheless,
it is true that system wins success.
The difference between the hurriers
and the people who really accomplish
big things and told to youth and
beauty is in the system established
in the latter's lives. Every big wo-
man who has reached success has
done it by conserving her energy for
the important things, wasting moth
ing on fruitless rushing about. Not
that she excludes play. No indeed,
she provides for that as a necessary
part of her upkeep.
Begin your day the night before by
getting a full quota of sleep. Get
up in the morning and start the day
right by first planning your work,
that you will have time to read
time for friends-time for pleasure,
and time for the observance of health
and beauty rules; eating slowly, for
one thing. relaxing the muscles of
the eyes and the body occasionally
during the course Of a days work,
brushing the hair night and morning
all of which are very necessary in
keeping alive the spirit of youth.
The producers news., 1927-02-25
What Type of Woman are You?

There are many varieties of wom-
an, to be sure. But there are two
outstanding types which which we
are concerned today. The one who
is calm, poised, and efficiently con-
Quoting the duties to which she has
been assigned, and the other harried,
strained, rushing futilely about, ac-
compllshlng little more than wrinkles
with her poor system of management.
Invariably the woman who has no
sort OF a system for her work is the
woman who finds her days so taken
up with work that she has no time
for anything else-not minute to
read or play. She is the woman, too,
who is cross and irritable and so
worn out by the time night comes
that she is too tired to do anything
but go to bed. Naturally, her looks
must suffer.
Tell the average woman that you
have heard of a new cream that will
erase from her face all the lines of
worry and you will never know a
minutes rest until you have told her
where it might be obtained. But tell
a tired, nagging woman that she can
prevent tiny lines from creeping into
her face by adopting a system for
The producers news., 1927-02-25

understand I have not got no good
clothes for such a party"
pray" she says, "dont give
thought to that This is to be an
intellectual and political occasion and
you may wear your street dress that
my husband has bought you," she
says, "and I will wear the same kind
that he has bought me-"
And so then she sweeps out and
leaves Mrs. Budd and I to spend the
rest of the night talking it over. And
gee Nom when l thought about her
l had made up my mind that l would
count it victory if I got off without
bullet in me and here now l have
got another free dinner coming!
Your delighted,
NAME.
(Coninued next week.
The producers news., 1927-02-25

"He said he had to Mrs. Edgerton
and when gentleman asks you to
dinner at a cheap place you can't
if you are a lady. l shouldn't Won
der if the reason was because he had
a wife that he thought wasn't reas-
enable and wouldn't believe the truth
if he told it to her."
"But why does my husband have to
dine with a woman l do not meet ?"
'You will not like it," l says, "if
tell you that you and your lady
friends can't give your husband what
he has to have in his political life.
But you had ought to see it because
you would scorn to know the things
that his job requires him to know"
"What things ?"
"Things about the way the plain
people of this country feel and what
they want"
"a manicure grill" she kind of
snorts.
"There is a lot of us" l says, "and
it aint only that we have got votes
but we do a lot of talking and can
be a political force if you get us real
mad" ! says. "And then there's
Pop" l says, ga gas-house worker
in Camden New Jersey and if any
body was to ask you what such man
would say about the League of Ma
tions for instance would you have any
idea what to answer? No Mrs. Ed
gerton you wouldn't but right there
on my dressing table underneath the
cold cream jar is a letter about il
that l was intending to read to Mr.
Edgerton the next time meet him.
Well she looks me over some more
and then she says in what is meant
to be icy tones of voice, "Why coulC
his wife not attend these political
conferences ?"
Indeed she could so far as | an
concerned Mrs. Edgerton | have new
er had word to tell to your husband
that you might not of listened in on.
So she thinks again and says, 81
is a shame that there should be TIVE
dinners and one should wait and ge
cold," she says.
eyes ma'am," says. 81 can Sc,
| that is a waste"
But her next one floors me. evil
!, you come to dine at my home Mis-
Riggs ?" she says real sweet.
So then / have to think in a hurry
"What is that Mrs. Edgerton?"
says. care you expecting to make
boob out of me ?"
"You have political information t,
give my husband" she says, "an,
, when a woman's husband is in politi
cal life it is the custom for her II
| give dinner parties to help his career
, invite you to dine with us"
And so I gives gulp like I ha,
. another pickle in my throat and
says, Every we'll ma'am I will come.
"And when ?" says she. "The soon
\ er the better will you come tomorrow
evening""
! ''I have no other date" I says.
r So she stoops down and picks u
2 her muff and in it she has got not
). pistol but vanity case. Her finger
S is trembling so that she can hardl
1 open it but she does and there is
j gold pencil and a little notebook an
she puts it against the wall an
S writes the address 2349 Alexande
e Hamilton Place Thursday at 1880 an
she hands it to me. "There it is an
y l hope you will not disappoint US.
"Mrs. Edgerton," l says, "you mus
The producers news., 1927-02-25
DANGER SIGNALS.

Since my last letter to this pan
er, l have seen the announcements
of at least five deaths-the victims
ranging in age from 81 to Sc
years, all Of them business men
The cause of death in each report
was given as "heart disease"
What has brought about this state
of affairs? What may take place
III the next decade, among our bust
ness men if this goes on? The
question is deserving of our most
profound study.
From an experience of almost
thirty-fve years, I am led to be
heve that the heart is one of the
most durable, lasting organs of the
human body; it is capable of en-
during more punishment-and, un-
doubtedly gets it. Where? Not
from intense physical effort; hearts
fail in the swivel-chair,-at the
steering-wheel Of the car. Pugil-
lists never drop dead from heart
disease-at least I never heard of
one doing so; heart disease is rare
among the laboring class.
The greatest enemy of the heart
is, the overloaded stomach-the
stagnant blood-stream-the rotten
artery. Keep away from these and
you will have escaped nine-tenths
of the terrors of death from
''heart disease" It can only be
done by moderate indulgence in
food of the plainest variety-and.
drinking plenty of pure water:
commercialized drinks, let them be
water or what-not, should be
thoroughly investigated as to their
fitness for human consumption.
''The old oaken bucket that hangs
in the well" supplies about the
safest beverage known.
Tobacco is a genuine poison
but don't be Mortified, when l saw
Frankfurters and kraut may kill q
man quicker if over-indulged. /
am 10th to call the faithful Irish
potato a silent assassin, but am
tempted to do so sometimes.
NEXT WEEK
HEART DISEASE
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READ THE ADS.
"GO WEST,
YOUNG MAN"

Fl. L. Thorson and A. w.
Skaurud went West. They took
their opportunity right with them
practical business training secured
at Dakota Business College, Fargo.
Skaurud found himself with the
Oregon-Washington Navigation
Co., Portland, Greg. Thorson Sc
cured fine position with the Illinois
Pipe Line Co., Iilco, Wyoming.
Watch each week. See results of
D. B. c. ACTUAL BUSINESS
training OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
elsewhere.) ''rollow ,hc Success
ful." Spring term, Mar ~. Grad
uate at busiest season. Write F. L.
Watkins, Pres, 800 Front St., Fargo.
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s. 7s$2l2Z E27TzzyIz on
Feb. 2O-26

Feb. 2O-26
If your birthday is this week you
have a carefree and happy disposi-
tion, and most charming personali-
ty. You are vivacious and talkative,
and delight in all kinds of amuse-
ments. You make an excellent COM
panion, and have many friends of
both sexes. You are impulsive, ire
sponsible, and full of courage. You
are reckless to a dangerous degree,
but your intuition and remarkable
foresight usually checks your rash
ness before it leads you into Difficult
ties.
You are warm-hearted, sympathet-
ic, sentimental and romantic. YoU
are demonstrative and affectionate-
The producers news., 1927-02-25

but rather tickle in your love affairs.
You are very generous and benevo-
lently inclined, and have a strong
love for humanity. You are very
versatile, and have considerable tai
ent in many things. You have much
artistic temperament, but you also
have commercial talent.
Women born during these dates sue
ceed as musicians, artists, writer's,
designers, and teachers. Men born
during these dates become manufac-
turers, doctors, lawyers, judges,
writer's, critics, and orators.
VOltaire was born Feb. 20.
George Washington was born Feb
%.
The producers news., 1927-02-25
What price eBeaut9H
-by 9aiss fzoA Il

Beauty has its beginning with Evewhose oven tradition tells
than perfection of Eden Since
me tooony they subtle about
stenty sought Thus have had our throughout the
little beauty beauty
attain it changebr:
The producers news., 1927-02-25
Not That Kind

Say, I hear Marge went and eloped
last week"
ooh, it's only a rumor, Betty"
Really, is he handsome 2"
The producers news., 1927-02-25

you mean by kissing me?
HIM couldn't help myself, my
love.
Her-But you did!
The producers news., 1927-02-25

An actor famous for his kris.
Was socked in the eye by his Mrs.
He groaned aloud
When he faced the crowd
For instead of applause he got hrs.
The producers news., 1927-02-25
e. D. PuRDY,S PHILOS

Many a lesson is history may be
learned from a laundry. 1t certainly
brings home things never seen before.
The producers news., 1927-02-25
Other Reasons.

= oAtNI INNeloUIIo.
Barber-YOur hair is getting very
thin on top, sir. Have you tried our
wonderful hair tonic?
Customer-NO, it isn't that!
The producers news., 1927-02-25

'I'm leaving tomorrow for Paris tt
have my eyes treated"
Send me few pictures"
The producers news., 1927-02-25
The Official Count

The Official Count
Part of report handed in to the
Watchmaicalit Weekly: "a lively de-
bate was held on the subject of fools.
There were eighty present in the
gathering.
How It's Done.
"Im having my face lifted" yelled
the flapper softly, as her cave man
handled her an uppercut.
Subtle, Boys, Subtle
Reporter-Why do you produce
nude shows?
Producer-Vy? Few close!
Her-See here! What the devil do
The producers news., 1927-02-25
PTON0E RFCC OPTNEC


Cleopatra had nothing on SalOme.
In fact, neither appears to have had
very much on at any time.
The producers news., 1927-02-25
MOthers-So Trying

Mother-And what did you learn in
school today, dear?
Ruthie-Oh, mother, l don't have
to educate you all over again, do 1?
The producers news., 1927-02-25
Personally Tested

Personally Tested
'Rastus, is my bawth warm 2"
'Yas, NASSAU, it's de warmest All
wuz evan in!"
The producers news., 1927-02-25

Little Fellow-Pa, it's raining.
Dad-Well, let it rain.
Little Fellow was going to, Pa
The producers news., 1927-02-25

lHdC I air Enough
Visitor-What is that historic-look-
ing dwelling?
Native of Trenton That's the
house at which Washington would
have stopped is he had come down
this street."
The producers news., 1927-02-25

Sos Your Old Man
Prof.-Is this wrong? 4 have et."
Stude-Yes.
Prof.-What's wrong with it?
Stude-You amt ct yet.