The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-01-26

HEDWOOO FALLS MlNNESe
Some folks idea Of saving for rainy day is
to borrow the neighbours umbrella.
TIT
The real diplomat is the fellow who remem-
bers woman's birthday but forgets her age.
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One of the best things to have up your
sleeve is a funny bone-t makes the whole world
more possible
Synonyms are mighty handy little things
Ito have around. They are the words writer's use
when they can't think how to spell the other ones
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In the good old days editors took things in
exchange for the subscription of their papers
We do the same things now-only We have limit
led ourselves to exchanging for dollars only.
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Remer, the little northern Minnesota village,
which Doctor Lyman loved so much that he left
Redwood Falls for it, is about to go into bank
ruptcy. We hope if Doc. is made receiver that
he doesn't close the town up so tight that the
Redwood colonies on Island and Sand Lakes
can't get their cheese and kerosene oil supplies
when they go up there next summer.
Here's Daniel come to judgment! The
dean of the University of Cincinnati asserts that
youth is by nature not one whit worse or diff
ferent than that of generation or countless
centuries ago. Human nature changes not"
he said land all education is as water passing
through sieve SO far as natures biological tang
ible things of evolving civilization such as
industry, custom, literature, law, home inven-
ton, ct al, change and in adjusting to these
youth seems different"
One farm family in the vicinity of Dawson
raised 3,700 dozen eggs in 1926 and received the
tidy sum of $1,000 for the product. We know
OF one young farmer who sold hogs for $4,000
during the last twelve months. These are not
isolated instances of successful farming methods;
there are others who did well, or nearly so.
Cream checks run well into three figures on some
farms Practical planning and untiring effort
do it. Some say it's luck but these people were
not born with silver spoons in their mouths They
went and got the well and favorably known
piece of table ware after they were old enough
to hustle for Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
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While the auto is very convenient vehicle
for those who need it's services it is the curse of
the nation the way it is now being used. People
spend more of their time galavanting over the
country than is necessary. This costs too much
money and loss of time. The American people
must quit this or go broke. Money that should
go to pay legitimate household bills or for bust
ness operations now goes into gas bills while
legitimate bills wait. This is not fair and is
not honest. If it continues it will drive all bust
ness to cash basis and many creditors will
suffer result But men who do not regard
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a car ought to be brought up standing with
jolt that will awaken them.-Flandreau Enter
prise.
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We note where Minnesota man has asked
the legal department of his state if there is any
law compelling husband to pay his wife a sal
ary The legal department says there is not.
But we feel sure housewives will unite in agree
ing that there ought to be such law on the
statute books of every state. 1t seems hardly
fair that domestics should get as much as $50
a month and board and room while the mistress
of the household does as much, or more work,
and gets only her board and clothes. However,
it is a subject that permits of wide range of
argument, and while We feel like defending the
woman we haven't any more male friends than
we need-so we'll take no chances offending
any of them. If the question comes up in this
community just count US out of it. We prefer to
remain neutral.-Exchange
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At first when we read the little paragraph
below we thought Klods-Hans was the inmate of
some insane asylum, but when we read the last
sentence changed out mind.
81 love to hear the alarm clock in
the morning. / am unable to UNDER
stand those who cannot bear the sound
of it, and who each morning are i'm
PEELED anew to hurl it out of the win
dow or smother it under the bedclothes
Just to sleep another half hour. For
me, the alarm clock is the symbol of
life; it is signal that the great city
reawakens, that q new day begins that
streets and houses are filled again with
pulsating existence. love to hear the
alarm clock in the morning. am a
nightwatchman. - Klods-Hans (Copen-
hagen.)
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