The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-08-31

thing we know Frank will be advocating lady's
smoking room at Interlaken.
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Walter Hagen, the golfer, says that Minne-
apolis has more pretty girls per thousand popu-
lation than any other place he has ever visited.
1t is evident the gentleman likes 'em blonde.
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Thrty-nine Kansas counties have women as
their county treasurers. Are women in Kansas
more gifted with the financial sense than the
women in other states or are they more gifted
with the political sense?
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There are a lot of things lurking just around
the corner. Among them may be your brilliant
future career. Another thing may be an auto
mobile all fixed for knocking you down. In any
event it is best to mind your STEP
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One of the best reasons we have yet heard
for buying new car came to us the other day
when chap excused his purchase of Rolls
Royce something similar by saying, "well,
b'gosh, the dealer needed the business"
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Sometimes man refrains from forming bad
habits because he is really strong of character
and sometimes he refrains just because he is
stingy. There is quite difference in the quail
ity of the resultant virtue, if you ask US.
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Magnolia Man Growing Vegetables on Big
Scale headlines Mabe Moreaux in his Luverne
Herald. And here we have always thought that
the big scale was used for weighing the veg
etables after they were grown. Amt we stoopid.
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Lita Gray Chaplin has settled with Friend
Husband and gets $625,000 and the custody of
the two children. Isn't it nice to know that she
will no longer have to live in the dire poverty
the papers have been telling us about for the
past many months.
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We have committed the Golden Rule to men,
DRY; let us commit it to life. We have
preached Brotherhood for centuries; we now
need to find material basis for brotherhood
Government must be made the organ of Fratern-
ity-a working form for comrade-law. Think
on this-work for this.-Edwin Markham.
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Hereafter women will serve on the Wright
county jury. The supreme court has handed
down decision to that effect. And why not :?
Whenever you hear man say he would not want
his wife to serve jury you can take it for
granted she has to build the fire, milk the cows
and do many more such jobs around the home
Maple Lake Messenger.
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Don't throw away your "old straw" If you
wait long cough it will come back into style.
Everything does! For instance the other day
the Detroit News and the Minneapolis Journal
revived that old story about the smart school kid
who said that Imaginary clothes could be hung
on the imaginary line which is called the axis
of the earth.' We were told that joke when we
went to school thousand years ago, more or
less. By the way, something to argue about
it that axis an Imaginary line" or an Intangible
line"
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We move that the next politician or congress-
man who proposes to help the farmer by extend
ing him additional credit, which he does not
want, be hit upon the head with sledge until
said head shall show evidence of brains. We re-
peat once more that the average farmer is not
asking for more credit. What he wants to do is
get such a prices for his products as viii allow
him to liquidate his debts. Increased prices for
what the farmer produces or decreased prices for
what he consumes That is the one and only
remedy no matter what form in which it is adj
ministered.-Cotton County Citizen.
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We hope the many live Farmers Clubs with
in the boundaries Of Redwood Falls are all set to
have booths, or at least group exhibits. at the
Redwood County Fair. We know all about the
hard work it takes to get these exhibits together
and to get them arranged artistically, but sure
ily the results more than compensate for the
work done. These booths form the most attrsc-
Tive exhibit in any a6ficultural hall because they
show the combined products Of the house and
the farm. Nothing else. We repeat. SO exempl-