The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-03-23
SMALL TOWN TALK

Those elephant puzzles and others of
that class are probably the cause of the demand
for adding machines far exceeding the supply.
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Finkelstein and Reuben are bringing Harry
Lauder to Minneapolis March Goth. What we
want to know is how did this trio ever get to-
gether on the price?
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That plenty of exercise is needed for good
figure is good gospel to tell the inclined-to-
weight daughter now that the gardening sea-
son is coming
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The LIE Sueur Center Leader quotes cole
Snuse, the Indian who lives on Rumpus Ridge"
as saying: 81 think white man is monkey because
he tries to grab everything in sight" The mat
ter should be reported to DR.. Riley!
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Julius Jacobs of the Dawson Sentinel came
out with whole section of his good paper print
ed on kelly" green poster-all because his pub
LEGATION date happened to be March 18th. That
is strange-Juius being the good lute-fisk eat
err that he is!
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The United States now seeks to improve a
waterway in which, as a waterway, her interest
and that of Canada is joint and equal. Not to do
subject of further negotiations. Let the Presi-
dent proceed!-Wadena Journal.
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We are going to give the talking movie our
heartiest approval; that we know! Why? Well,
chiefly because this form of film is going to
make it pretty hard for the woman who sits be-
hind us to read the subtitles and to talk about
what is going to happen next. The dear thing
will find herself out-competed.
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A friend in California writes us that she is
coming back home soon and adds, 81 want to see
young spring dance down the world with rib
bons of green grass in Minnesota. California
has nothing to offer which compares with it.
It's the REAL MIRACLE" We hope none of
the California boosters catch that dear lady be-
fore she makes her getaway or it will go hard
with her.
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Careful farmers are checking up right now
to see what kind of seed they are going to plant
this spring. Say what we may about scientific
farming the fact remains that the farmers who
today are making money the men who are
testing their seed corn, treating seed for disease
and cleaning it of foul weed seeds. The average
farmer is like the average business man. If he
is to continue in business and to succeed he must
keep up with the times. Otherwise his more
ambitious colleagues will make money while he
loses. You can't stand still in any business
County Citizen
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The Hills Crescent has figured out how one
hundred farmers make $4,000 all in one
year. All they have to do is to each sell 500
worth of butter fat each month and also each
sell $500 worth of butter and eggs during the
year. Now that isn't half impossible as it
sounds. Right here in Redwood County we have
a number of farmers who sell at least much
butterfat as that, and we have doubt that
many people who have gone into this egg and
poultry business as business instead of side
line making the $500 quota there. Suppose
a hundred more farmers set out to do just that.
An additional $4,000 year in this vicinity
wouldn't 60 so bad, now would it?
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We are stronger than mustard for the man
who invented the automatic safety clutch for
use on corn shredders. This device grew out of
a mans wonder why more than hundred farm
ers and farm employees of Minnesota need to
have lost their hand arms during the past
several corn-husking seasons. The man who
wondered is Thomas Nicholson, assistant chief
of the Industrial Commission of Minnesota, and
ne wondered TO Sucn purpose tnat ne perfected
the protective device which is to save the limbs
of users of corn shredders hereafter. Best of
all Mr.. Nicholson has given his invention to the
farmers in spite of the fact that he might have
sold his inventors rights for good sum. But
in order that this article should be reasonably
priced and thus within the reach of all Mr.
gave up all thought of personal gain.
We repeat we are stronger than mustard for that
think we are about horseradish strong.
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"a representative of large pub
fishing company, which publishes three
large magazines, was here Monday and
took up half day of the schools time
in organizing two teams that will go out
and boost for the publications named
above. The school is to get fifty cents for
each subscriber the contestant obtains
It's fine scheme to boost the circula-
tion for these magazines and while they
among the best published it does