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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-12
BY RODNEY BUTCHER
NEA Service Writer

Washington, Oct. IL. President
Calvin Coolidge has met royalty, in
GLIDING Queen Marie and a few Wis.
iting princes, but it was only recent
" that he had an opportunity to
learn how royalty behaves at home.
There can be no doubt that q pres.
ident really ought to know how rul-
ers Of other nations conduct them
selves, but the fact that Mr.. Cool
idge has actually acquired this item
Of education has gone hitherto un-
noted.
The occasion was the formal OPEN
ing Of that ocean Of gilt paint known
as the Fox theatre, in the new Ma
tionel Press club building.
The opening probably was most
notable for the fact that the presi-
dent, after sitting through a long
session of spectacular vaudeville.
actually stayed on another hour or
50, through the full length of a
movie. It was far from incumbent
upon him to do so, for everyone from
the owner down would have been
quite happy had he quit the presi-
Dental box after the first number
or two.
Presumably the president stuck
because the movie dealt with Incl
dents in the private life Of a royal
family and also the subject of
American loans to European nations.
in which he is very much interest.
ed. He had no so cents invested and
he surely would have left if the bic.
ture hadn't appealed to him.
AS the picture opened, the presi-
dent found an American capitalist
arrived at the court of a European
kingdom. This prototype of j. p.
Morgan was ushered into the throne
room just at the time his dress shirt
began to give him trouble. The king
approaches the millionaire and
whispers:
"Your shirts OUT
know it" says the embarrassed
capitalist.
"Why in hell don't you fix it,"
asks the king, and he leads the
banker off to window where every
thing is adjusted.
wen, IL appears that the king has
q crown prince who is totally un-
interested in women and another son
who is totally uninterested in any,
thing else. When he opens nerotia-
tions with the capitalist for his
American loan, the capitalist insists
that they must make the crown
prince interested in women or else
he won't ever get married and there
won't be any heir and thus not
enough security for the loan.
So the king and the wealthy
American, with Mr.. Coolidge TAX
ing it all in from the presidential
box. HE themselves off to Paris to
find a gal who, for a few thousand
dollars, will come and vamp the
prince so that he will become in
terested in women and marry some-
body.
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aNewY Yorker
%9A Paris 90

Paris. Oct. 12.-That sinister note
that guides to Chinatown seek to
thrust into their ballyhoo when they
take you about New York and San
Francisco may be found here on the
tour Of the Russian grand dukes"
Time was when this route includ.
ed great deal of what is now the
Latin Quarter of Montparnasse. :.
In fact Montparnasse owes its life,
energy and prosperity to those Har.
GUN ell Rashids Of czaristic days.
Then the bored, ennuied and fat
pursed titleholders of Russia would
come to Russia and, travelling in
cognito, hit for the slums. There
they would flourish jewels and
wealths and overnight pretty
daughter Of poverty would become
mistress of riches. But Montpar.
nasse changed and flourished and
the Russian grand dukes became
taxi drivers in the Paris streets.
So today while the "grand dukes
tour" title still clings. the timid
tourist is steered into the neighbor-
hoods of Place de Bastile and Place
de Republic-which you may recall
II you read 1.-THE Tale of Tive Cities
where the French revolution at
mosphere has never lifted.
Squalor here reaches q point
have seen equaled only in the slums
Of London. The poverty rows of
Manhattan and the tenements of the
great East Side are as roads Of
riches by contrast.
To postage stamps, telephone
numbers and matches would now
add cream as among the most diff
cult Of all things to find in Paris.
To ask for cream is to be given
strange and uncertain looks by the
most insignificant garcons.
They tell me Of two American
youths, who hunted this great city
in vain, and then decided that the
importation Of cream for fellow Am.
orleans would be q healthy industry.
They went into the country and
made dicker with some dairymen
and made q further deal with Ger
tain American cafes. Wherefore
you can, if you hunt long enough,
have cream in your coffee. though
the price will stagger you. Where
fore, also, the bright young Ameri-
cans travel about in Hispano Suizas.
If Paris has not become one Of the
leading American cities Of the world.
rapid efforts are under way to make
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himself abruptly to smoke cigarets
in the lobby. She awaited his re.
turn tens,ly, her tear-filled eyes
fixed unseeingly on the program
booklet. every nerve straining to-
ward him, needing him, fearing his
return. In the third act he laughed
aloud twice at some antic of the
comedian, gentleman drunk" and
she was SO grateful to the comedian
for having made her husband laugh
out naturally, spontaneously, that
she yearned for flowers to toss up
on the stage.
When the show was over, Faith
felt personally responsible for it's
tawdriness, it's failure to win Bob
out Of his black mood. She trotted
along beside him to the side street
where the car was parked, desper-
ately trying to make conversation:
Il thought the comedian was
rather good, didn't you, dear? Did
you ever see such timber legs?
And, did you notice that woman
in front of US? Thought she'd 90
into Mysteries" And, "For the
longest time l couldn't tell whether
that person two rows ahead of us
was boy or girl. Did you ever
see such a Misunderstanding girl
| don't like these mannish hair-cuts,
do you, darling?"
And SO she ratified on nervously,
unable to control the impulse to
tack that fatal question on the end
Of each sentence. She hated herself
for being SO miserable, for caring
so much whether he was nice to
her or not. But all the time she
loved him SO frantically that she
felt that her heart was crying it.
self to death in her breast.
NEXT: Aunt Hattie gives Faith
"a piece of her mind"
Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.)
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cereal should appear in the menu Of
every child at least once a day. In
the period Of most rapid growth they
recommend one type Of cereal for
breakfast and another for supper.
Varying the Menu
Dieticians and the manufacturers
OF these products provide numerous
menus for varying their taste and
for increasing their utility. They
may be used as buildings, they may
be favored with all sorts Of fruits
and vegetables, and baked into
cakes. 'o
Vegetables, milk, fruits and CO.
reals should form the basic portions
OF the diet for all growing children.
An active boy who requires from
1000 to 5000 calories to meet the
outgo of energy may require in ad.
dition much butter, eggs and cream
to balance his intake with his ex.
penditure.
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WASHINGTON a.
LETTER &M

They are then Shown on q Paris
street trying frantically to pick up
strange women-the real king and
the American king Of finance.
Tired and unsuccessful, they re.
tire to fake Apache den where the
heroine nightly helps bunk Ameri.
can tourists with the staging Of q
fake murder: When the king and
the banker discover that the blood
is only ketchup after all, they de-
eide that here is the gal for the job
and in almost no time she is in the
kingdom motoring toward the capi-
tai.
Strangely enough, her car breaks
down on q dark and stormy night
and she makes her way, wet and
fainting, to the country home of the
crown prince, waking up in the
morning to find that she has been
completely undressed and put to
bed. At this point and subsequently,
it might be said, there is enough to
acquaint the president with any de-
tails of feminine anatomy.
y
The heroine goes to meet the king
and the American capitalist. BY
mistake, she makes paid love to the
rascal prince during her visit, not
knowing who the crown prince was.
But the king and the capitalist OBJ
serve her in later scene with the
real crown prince and tell her to
run along back to Paris. But the
little gal, who is not tough at all
despite her antecedents, throws the
money back at them and departs
tearfully.
Meanwhile, the crown prince has
knocked down the other prince for
making wisecracks.
Then the capitalist tells the king
that the heroine was a good girl
and that in order to establish Sc
curity for the loan the crown prince
has got to marry her. The king
feebly objects to seeing the boy
marry. outside the nobility, but the
capitalist says he can make her a
duchess and this strikes the king as
q brilliant idea. In fact, they decide
to have a drink on it, one of numer-
Gus drinks.
The final scene must have per.
suaded President Coolidge that this
was no burlesque presented BY the
great American medium Of educa-
ton. He saw the heroine back At
her old dirty job in the dirty little
dive and he saw the king and the
banker enter with the crown prince.
In the midst of the murder act, the
crown prince walks slowly across
the floor. in view Of all the tourists
and Apaches, with outstretched arms
and yearning, pleading countenance.
They melt in each Others arms. The
future dynasty and loan are assured.
And, as the cops held back the dis
tinguished audience, President Cool
ldge, having learned how royalty
acts, how American capitalists Sc
cure their loans and that pure love
always comes out all right in the
end, passed out into the night and
back to the White House.
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Keats and the Raven

There is famous story of the poetry-loving
hgh-brow who was in conversation with a
gluttonous low-brow.
Quoth the high-brow: "Do you like Keats %
Replied the low-brow: "Never ct 'cm.''
Something almost as funny as this has &C.
Cured in England. A township wanted to
raise memorial tablet to mark building
where Keats had once served as pharmacist
apprentice. One Of the townships leaders sug-
gested Keats immortal line of verse:
"A thing of beauty is a JOY forever
But another man, who also occasionally read
poetry, asked what was tie matter with:
"Quoth the raven: Never more."
1t was only later that he learned nothing
was the matter with the line except that it was
rot by Keats, but blinking American named
Poe.
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Have Faith in the Small Town

Mark up another score in the golden book
for the small town.
A week or so ago, farm worker came into
Mott, N. D. With him were seven children,
ranging in age from baby to an 11-year-old
boy. Their mother had died just short while
before and their father had to work all day,
They were left to shift for themselves, living
in flimsy tent. without proper nourishment
land under unsanitary conditions.
Word of the family's plight was passed.
Warm-hearted women of Mott with children
pf their own, took the youngsters into their
home. fed them and provided them with cloth
ing. Everything possible was done to assure
their comfort. They were given q mothers
care by women who had to take care Of children
of their own.
/ Incidents like these must give one added
faith in the small town Of America. Such
things as this 60 far to offset the unfavorable
criticism often made of the smaller communi,
ties.
4 There need be no fear for the small town.
1t is to such towns as Mott, where people have
not forgotten the admonition 'love thy neigh
Dor" to which we can turn as proof that the
people Of this country have not forgotten the
go!den rule and have not become subordinated
10 the materialism critics would have us be-
eieve is everywhere present. And there are
thousands Of Motifs all over the United States,
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Justajingle

"Where are my dumbbells?" father
cried.
1--WE looked both near and far"
His youngsters heard the question
They answered. Here VIC are"
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Roads are being built in France
from profits from, currency printed
soon after the war which has never
been reclaimed. There are 100000
600 unclaimed francs.
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The French, being naturally logical peo-
be, are cleverer in their handling Of Alsace
5essed Alsace, they did everything in their
bower to make it German province They
ko1onixed Germans IN the territory. They made
German obligatory. They put every obstacle
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BY DIR. MORRIS FIsHBEIN
Editor Journal of the American
Medical Association and of Hygeia.
the Health MAGAZINE
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
ALL FOR ARIZONA

House last week substitute bill bear
Maricopa county, hit the nail
squarey that he speaking
but Arizona when
division between the executive and legs
the appointment OF the
personel permanent Colorado River Commission.
Representative Hannon the position that
with the Governor
equal commission his consitu
agreement
impossible.
The substitute in by big majority
previous bill had been passed earlier
in majority membership
on commission composed of legislators.
of the House considered IN the
expressed similar action and the
finally disposed of in satisfactory
short lived With the
action laid aside and the
bill creating permanent Colo
three membersaI three members to be
bill the Senate it will
the House and justly This is no time
attempt
hamonize the difference OF opinion
between the legislature
b passed by the House. be adopted
representation from the legislature
office the Colorado River Comms
finally approve any
with the Colorado River b
view agreement proposed by
constituted would all probability be ratified
action
would be- insofar possible
protection this from this
would
bills This doubt what
Representative said 81 for Arizona
Now is the time legislature, the Governor and the
standing shoulder shoulder united
approaching Colorado River problem
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
STILL IN OUR POCKETS

don't mind getting hot You
thank Mr. Gare Garrett digging
s-briefly our war loans
Debtors which
Saturday Evening Post issue February proves
"It far enough"
When the ended had bought of
British Empire oaing paid in
Britain
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
$500,O00O00 after the Armisce
$2OOOOOOO0O-a
$1,OOO,OOOO00
OOOOOOand cash. $45OOOOO0OO-a of
$13,75O,OOO,OO.
England $4250OOO00O $3OOOOOOOOO.
The cash value all the settlements
pending with France
borrowedand remember these
Armistce
All of this is in another propa
ganda which cancellation
debt
paid with other you you
Mr. Garre article
need be- in that delicate removing Europes
Sam's pockets. And it's high time
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
CONFIDENCE IN THE GOVERNOR

Hunt
of standing
in Fe Compact
nefarious Swing-Johnson Bill
the primary campaign Notwithstanding the proven
behalf of opposing
1924 and in 1926 made entirely
that
implicit confidence
fight against the
imbued with the
idea that the time retain the
confidence majority the people the Colorado River
tion they the legislature to
establish Colorado commission fifty fifty
seek neither does he
full this
problems
He still stands the position he assumed
a legislature
dealing with remains be whether the
willing the executive department
half
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
THE DOVE OF PEACE RETURNS

The indicate that the
the fifty
a
way departments
Earnest Eighth" apply the
legislature the gavel on
little later saving her life
bedroom All children
who have building door
notice.
begun do their talking,
perhaps find
o. discourse in the public libraries
in chewing championship by jam
historical changes
certainly place swiftly these days.
Why you squawk?
of it in Egyp-a vanity case
fappers left-we1l bet, in phone booth
father his daughters
father said mo-, the
to know matter with her.
perjury from the marriage ceremony
oil
talys king doesn't
try to back
It s 0 last lh the laugh lasts -4.~. -
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
MORE THAN JUST

1t was inevitable and just that the
state legislature should compromise
with the governor in the selection Of
a committee to deal with Colorado
river problems. Regardless of wheth-
er he has been right or wrong, there
is no one who can say that the gov
ernor has been insincere in his efforts
to protect the rights of the state in
the Colorado river and he should have
at least an equal voice in future de-
liberations. The members appointed
by the Legislature will act as a check
on the chief executive should he act
contrary to it's wishes. The two
groups, if they have the best inter
ests of the state at heart, and are
endowed with ordinary intelligence,
should be able to protect Arizona's
rights and reach an amicable and fair
agreement with the other states in
terested in the controversial river
Bisbee Review.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
Which Type of Woman Are You?

There varties
one
poised efficiently
accomplishing little
ment
Invariably the who for
is
anything to
Tell the
will all the lines will know
a it
tell tired naggg that she can prevent tiny lines from creeping
i
really
established
excludes No indeed
a
in
riendsime pleasure
health
muscles of the and body occasionally during
keeping alive the spirit of youth
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
\ TheEditors
a See It.......


The legislature should provide for
big addition to the state insane asyl-
um, no matter what went with the
money set aside for the purpose two
years ago. With the Arizona univer-
sity mess, the Colorado river question,
the highway charges and counter
charges, lne libel suits against news
papers, the washed-out bridge at
Wickenburg, and Ralph Cameron pre-
pairing to run for the senate in 1928,
there will be lot of patients clamor-
ing for admission at that state insti-
tuition in the next two years.-Prescott
Courier.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
THE GIRLS SCHOOL

The bill authorizing expenditure of 100000 for girls in
signed by Governor
available
in ninety days
authorizes Institutions
will July 1st In the
Board will inspect various
will make such suggestions
that other counties will bid
indicated
it being the
other
shortly
legislature With the girls nstiu
in Graham Hon Phil Merrill superintendent
both nsti
al % additional of overhead expenses.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
JEFFERsoN's BIRTHDAY

Thomas Jeferson's birthday will
widely observed by
country
Committee
Democrats Oldfed
leaders all
meetings and mpressing educating
the especially,
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05

A London aviator watched the sun
set as he left London on his London
to-Paris fight, and saw it again the
same day while taking passenger on
an altitude tour of 1000 feet
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
lnenicient

Upland-Does Jack make a good
policeman?
Down-Shucks no! He couldn't
even arrest your attention.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
That's Fair ENOUGH

ThatS ar Enough
Visitor-What is that historic look
ing dwelling?
Native of Trenton-That's the house
at which Washington would have
stopped at if be had come down this
street
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
A splash and a Swish
BLoNDE Bros oPINEs

And also remember, Archibald. lust
because man may be of very high
calibre, doesn't say he's a big gun.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
Me-o-w!

Me-o-Wi
Bertha-Tom says he'll go crazy
if | don't marry him.
Her Friend-Poor Tom! There's
not much hope for him either way.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
Simply Ridiculous

Barking-Did you catch that fox on
horseback?
Dog-How silly! Foxes don't ride
horses.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
Gold Medal Flour mo Adl

Billings-Why does Arthur call his
girl Gold Medal?
Fillings-I suppose it's because she's
been through the mill.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
ON THE RIGHT TRACK

A bill has been introduced in the
present session of the State Legis-
lature, which, in effect, if passed and
becomes a law, will allow all pris-
oners working on the public high
ways, and some of the trustees,
double time-or two days for one.
(Not having seen the bill this article
does not presume to give particularly.
But the idea is right, whatever the
details of the bill. 1t inspires a
new hope in the prisoners. 1t brings
to his attention the fact in clear
manner that something is to be
gained by real work and going
straight,
Some of the prisoners will live to
see the day when the prejudice that
now obtains in the minds of some
people against prison labor, will
vanish to exist no more when
prisons will be conducted as work
shops, manufacturing establishments,
etc., and the prisoners made to work
steadily and receive wage there
for; made to pay his keep while in
prison by his faithful and efficient
work; be compelled to earn more
than he spends and thus enabling
him to leave prison solidly on his
feet having been taught by example
and precept (the only manner by
which some of them can be taught
that it pays to work and go
straight.
Indeed, some of us are going to
see all penal institutions carried on
as places of work and instruction,
the convict treated as mentally
sick individual, and a real effort to
cure him.
This may not come about within
day or a week, or month or a
year, but is coming-Arizona Beacon.
The consolidation of the thirty-four
offices, commissions and boards into
eight civil departments sounds like
move in the right direction. New
boards and commissions have been
springing into existence every legisla-
tive year since statehood About the
only result has been increased taxes,
fees and charges against the public.
With less than nalf million popu-
lation we have political machinery
sufficient to govern several millions
of people.-PrescOtt Courier.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
THE STATE WAREHOUSE

appropriatng warehouses; which
of the
ked n committee.
making effort to extfcate
will overlooked which
bills held
which will be brought out The kilograms from
offering
the and by Senator
Kimball nd Representative Williams
Henry experimenting baking cracker which will
suffice that day
indicate that just how the
mobile is
If nays to high study, hard
everlastingly A $4,000
the cabinet officers $4,000
Cobb $4,000 year-and Babe returns not
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05
A Touch Babel

A wonderful swimmer named Mark.
Went swimming one day in the
Dark,
A splash and a Swish
And oh the poor fish
Cause Mark is inside of a shark.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05

WE'LL they taken perjury from the marriage cerem
that promise of the brides to obey.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05

Someone in Omaha the chewing gum championship
ming sticks his mouth at Great historica
certainly da take place swiftly these days.
Arizona state miner., 1927-03-05

the movies have begun to do their
perhaps those souls who during films fiji
for their discourse the public libraries