Seward daily gateway., 1927-02-08
TT IS TO LAUGH

TT IS TO LAUGH
 Now Senator Borah rises to deliver few adamad versions upon governmental encroachent upon the ib critics of the people, He says that unless halt is called in the stampede for legislative cure-a for all public and private ills the result will be-
 1-There will be an officer for every ten persons in the republic.
 (Alaska has 'em)
 2-Every conceivable activity of mind and body will be under the direction and surveillance of bureau
 Chats us).
 3-Inspectors and spies will leer upon the citizen from every street and accompany him hourly in his daily vocation
 (Page the coal mine operato1s).
 HIaxes will be SlOO per capita. Forty per cent of the national income will be demanded for the public e
 (The Forestry Bureau is holding out on us; it only turns back 25 per cent of the money from natural resources to educate children to properly sing God Save the Kng and dole from other resources to main tain place for those driven insane by trying to figure out "why is bureau)
 Which all goes to show how far ahead of the remain der of the nation Alaska is And there are those who would deny that we are brave people.
 Danish professor claims that the latest departure of science will be pressing button and taking food from the air. New! Why Hamlet claimed to have eaten "the air promise crammed" In Kansas all man has to do is to the hozon spread the table and receive shower of poultry hay rakes last years overas and his neigh bors Sunday dinner; along with a sprnklng of mules hired help and pack of lopeared hounds to lick the dish clean.
 The Seattle Tmes commenting upon the influences which actuated President Coolidge in selecting non- residents of the Territory for udgeshps etc., says n ms (the Presldents) opinon the principal pub lie offices subject to relentless dispute was because there were but few private positions of equal remunera tion."
 Don't show this to friend wife: By reason of the great demand for them wves the of Turkestan enjoy privileged position unknown any other country in the world Their husbands do all the housework cook ng washing ironing marketing and gossping over the back fence
 I the duty of every honest man if he is convinced that the judgment he has formed is right one to- deliver it publicly and in it's place. to abide by it and to boldly face any difficulties which may encounter t"-George Gren-
 is refreshing to note that while not agreeing with the Gateway with respect to certain opinions regarding the pupwood deal the Juneau Empire agrees with the principle" as Woodrow Wilson would put it.
 For the benefit of the suburban press which acknowl- edges failure to understand paraphrasng in the Gateway it may be pointed out that it from Hamets colo quy with Horatio and Mtons arraignment of prelaty
 The Church of England has deeted the word "obey' from the marriage ceremony and substituted therefor "serve" It won't work in free America unless friend wife can outwit the prohibition cheka.
 The trouble with Daddy" Browning seems to be that he took Peaches" on cost plus contract.
 The tghtest wad in the world has been found in Ten nessee For birthday present he took his wife to a dentist and had her teeth pulled.