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New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
DOTS HALL'
Paid in Full Dress!

The young man--immaculately dressed and just back from Europe --jauntily entered the establishment Of his tailor
 Behind him walked another man,
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1eepted) At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

name is Boitha. on Sylvester de hero!
 Vi, vi. vi. Gives here seerious sitooation, hmmm. Witt a crouch witt a sprink it leaps de tiger, gnesh- ing de teeth.
 "stend beck, dollink," spicks up Sylvester, volt he's spicking to Mill liccnt, de harrowin. "I'il gonna hold off dees ferocious beast so long I can. so you gonna have time Eatt you should run for safety
 "Sylwester," she replies. If you'll gonna die. we gonna die togadder."
 She puts yatt de omms around his neck.
 It sprinks de tiger!
 But, volts dees? It doesn't jump de tiger on Sylvester IL lands de tiger on his feet wott he's right in front from Sylvester witt Millicent. Soddenly it stends de tiger up on hecs hind lags, wott he tecks grad ually off hees hcad-hees own head. not Sylwester's. "At your soivice," he spicks.
 Whom are you?" interrogerates him Sylvester. 1 "Shylock Holmes, dc great de- i tectiff, For tree wicks I bin disguis. 1 cd yatt like tiger, I should i dcescover vat de doiddy treeks from dccs bum, Poicival" i Tn de cell if grinds de teeth Poict. val. IL falls Sylvester witt Millicen' into a bceg cloench. while it raisea opp de hand Shylock Holmes, wot he said. "Bless you. my cheeldrun!
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Jurors should be above suspicion. but where in the world can you fino twelve men who haven't a mortgage on anything?
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

What we need Is q furnace that will keep the house warm enough for q woman without clothes and cool enough for a man in a knit unions.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

We are an idealistic people. but you never hear a woman moaning that she made a mistake when she married a million dollars.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

What's the good of being great executive? Custom won't let you hire q man to take your wife to bridge parties.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Correct this sentence: T enjoyed reading the paper today" said she, "bccausc there was no mention of scandal or crime"
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Wives of great men oft remind us we can make our lives sublime, apd departing leave behind us wealthy widows in their prime.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

If she "doesnt care what peop,e think,' she is like driver with four crumpled lenders. There is nothing left to lose.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
u.h.. os tha AssorlatNd PFesa

The Associated Press is exclusively CT. titled to the use for re-puohcaion oi all new. credited to IL or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Can you observe speed cop in the act of stopping some other fcl- lows car without being amused? Liar.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Very few of the big jobs are held by men who will lie and shiver rather than get up for an extra blanket.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

If Qualification of the 14'h
 amendment should reduce a states
 number of congressman. what about notification of the 18th?
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

You can be loyal to your wife without hating other women. Why can't you be loyal 10 your country without hating other countries?
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

New York cabarets close at a. m. but there are holdup men to care for those who still wish to ] . robbed.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

If an evening gown Is "old' be- cause everybody has seen il once. how can she wear kniCkcrs again and again?
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Don't worry about the next gen. bond issues 1t will have to pay off.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
Facts and dEancies

You'll notice that people who ap- peal for divorce never sue for GUS tody of the old folks.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Americanism. Learning birth control: forgetting how to control them after they are born.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
Gentle Chiding:

Gentle Gliding. Newlywed: "I don't like this meal" Mrs Newlywed: Why. honey, this is scientific cooking" Newlywed; Well. please remem- Der, dear, that you are not cooking
 for a scientist but for an insurance clerk"
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
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Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New
 Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded to New York.
One Place We Need Humor

One Place We Need HumOfl Along with Christmas bundles we stand in line to mall Let's take our Christmas fun our merry-hearted jokes, And wear grins on our faces, so humor will not fall
 To cheer us while we're waiting at the P. o. window. Folks.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Nature isn't so grand. It isn't sensible to give a. man a truck body
 and sport odel instincts.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

savages are people who sleep outdoors with the dog instead of having the dog in the bedroom.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

The only profitable advertising medium m the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

You may love the sinner while hating sin, but it's hard to love your neighbor while hating his radio.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
w.r,hey Audit Bureau of Circulation

WembeT AuuIt BufeHu Vl Nut"'u''oft Ths 4. B. c iy national organization which .urnlshe. newspapers and adver- .t.er, with a strictly honest analysis or circulation. Our circulation statistics arc based upon this audit This tnsures pro lection against fraud In newspaper as .rtbution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Tho Herald is on sale daily In New York at Hotalns's Newsstand. i'mes sauare; schultz's Newsstands. Entrance Grand Central. <.ud Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Copyright 1927. Publishers
 SyndicatoD
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

Entered at the Pos. once at New Brit ain al Second Clan Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

If one wants to get cold the following procedure is recom- mcn1ed: Reduce the body resis- tance as low q possible by over work. late hours. no exercise, upset the digestion by large quantities of rich unwholesome foods eaten rapidly and at ir- regular intervals. Sleep in room that is hot and poorly ventilated. If the weather is warm wear warm clothes and if it is cold wear thin clothes.
 When all of the pep has been taken out of the body get the feet well-soaked. Find plac" where a large number Of people are gathered together. Select I seat between q draft window or door and some individual who is coughing and sneezine. The more spray you can get on your face from this persons respiratory apparatus, the s,rer hn take. After meeting shake lands with this coughing neigh Dor. Thare will probably bo plenty of his cold germs on his lands that will como off on ours. These germs can be read lv transferred to your nose or mouth by rubbing your nose or 0ntting your finger in your mouth.
 Following the above rules, one ought 10 pick mp q first class cold. After you have acquired our cold and want to pass fl lround. be sure to broadcast four coughs and sncoze as much aS you can cXp"Ctorate Tn T way that as many people as possible will get the spray. Don" think of staying home or in bed, but spend as much time as you can in crowded trollcys, theaters and like places.
 If one tries the above sugges- tions and fails to die of pneu- monil following the cold. he should be put into the state penitentiary for life.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
SUBSCRIPTION RATES

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 .5c. a Month.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

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 By Nathaniel Dickerman
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20

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New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
HOW TO CATCH UP WITH A COLD

In the role of being q benefactor 10 the human race, if possible, we are glad to make public rules and regulations as 10 how to catch q cold; and how, after it is caught, 10 spread 1t 10 others. so that as many people as possible might suffer from this universal ailment.
 The rules, of course, come from that lively department of health operated in New Haven. There never was such a department. Instead of remaining in a shell and coming for ward only at such times when there is q threatened epidemic of some thing. or when it is time to step up 10 the pay window and get the Departmental share of the budget, this New Haven department gets real frisky in its announcements.
 By following the following rules you can get first class cold in time for Christmas:
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
Observations On The Weather

Washington. Dec. ch.-Fcrecast for Southern New England: Partly
New Britain herald., 1927-12-20
SccnOpsis

It sicks Poicival. dot doiddy bum from q willun, his pet tiger, wott her name is Boitha, on Sylvester de hero,
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
MISCELLANEOUS

PALMIST-Come and have your
fortune told from your hand.
Work. business. marriage and
the future foretold. 800 Front
Street.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
VENTURA BACK FROM
PORT ALEXANDER RUN

The Ventura. Capt. George Bag
gen. arrived In port at $3.50 a. m.
today from Port Alexander and
way ports with Tom Smith from
Tenakee and Fred Sorri, who
made the round trip.
With the end of the last weeks
reported run of cohoes, the fisher
men in Port Alexander are plan
ming to quit for the year because
of the rough weather being ex
perienced all along the coast a'il
because there are not many fish.
the. men on the Ventura reported
OF the herring plants in Chat
ham Straits only four remain
open. They are Baranoff Packing
Company. Red Bluff Bay; Aren't.
sen and Company. Big Port Wal
ter; Chatham Straits Fish Conf
pany, New Port Walter, and one
other on the south end of Baranoff
Island. the name of which those
on the ship did not have.
The Baranoff Packing Company
manager by Howard Wakefield. is
charging its kippering plant,
which they installed this Spring
and was successful according to
Mr.. Wakefield. Next year the
U. S. Alaska Packing Company
plant at Port Herbert. one of the
Waxman line OF salteries. will in
stall a kippered herring plant.
Mr.. Waxman said.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
SEvENTY-ONE GO
SOUTH ON YUKON |
Mink and Fish Loaded for
South While Steamer
Is Here All Night

Steamer Yukon. Capt. Charles
Glasscock. arrived in port from
the westward at 10 o'clock las
night with the following for Ja
neau: G.. Il. Wood. G. w. Con-
verse. A. II. Christoferson, Ms
NJ. Waterud. G. T. Masury. j. f.
Fitzgerald. c. Bills. w II. Ne
vile. ]. c. Black. Mrs. ID. NJ.
Wheeler and Frank Hello from
Seward: Grace Meggitt and Dan
Meggitt from Valdez; John Groth
from Cordova.
Forty-saven boxes of salmo !.
one tierce Of mild cure and a
carload of mink were loaded by
the steamer, which sailed for the
south at G a. m. today.
Passengers leaving Juneau were
Carl Pearson. Frank Olson. F r.
Hill. p. c. Kildall. Jack Gould,
Esther Davis. Mrs. ]. Cattrell. A.
NJ. Highland. Mr.. and Mrs. l.. II.
Matzgar. Wallis George, Mrs. An
ME White. Mrs. Paula Thrift.
Frank J. Schultz, Martha NJ.
Mayo. w. C. Mayo. Mrs. Myrtle
Fisher, Bruce Brown. w. II. Oil.
yer, J. r. Hamon, ]. +. Garland.
j. r.. Ummel. Nels Erickson. john
T. Johnson. Clara Wunderlich.
Jean VANDERBILT. Mr.. and Mis-.
Archie Shiels. John Shiels. Norma
Schultz. w. r. Myao. Jr.. and
twenty-five steerage for Seattle.
Mike Zober. A. J. Farsell. J. G..
Shepard, b. ID. Stewart. X. X
Priest. Mrs. Ethel Priest. Mrs. ID.
S. Humphreys. NJ s. Wilson, Jack
Queens. Mr.. C. ii. Durkee. Mrs.
u. Peratovich, Henry Sanborn. O..
NJ. Cook and three storage for
Ketchikan; Alex Clark for Wran-
CELL.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
NJ Il RI N E
N E w s
Steamer Movements
NORTHBOUND


Princess Louise due Sunday.
Queen due about Sunday.
Admiral Evans due sometime
Sunday.
SCHEDULED sAILiNGs
AIeutian scheduled to sail
from Seattle Sept. IL at
3 a. m.
Northwestern scheduled to
sail from Seattle Sept. 20.
souTHBoUND SAiLiN3S
Admiral Farragut scheduled
south Sunday p. m.
Admiral Watson southbound
Sept. %.
Alaska due south about Sept.
81.
locAI oAiLINGS
Margnita scheduled to leave
for Sitka and way ports at
s o'clock Wednesday night.
Sails for Skagway every
Sunday at IL p. m.
Virginia ~ sails for Chicr7gof
and way ports at 6 o'c ,ck
every Wednesday night. For
Chatham Straits route a.
10 o'clock every Saturday
night.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
HAllBUT BOAT IN

The Explorer, Capt Magnus
Hanson. IS foot halibut boat OF
the Juneau halibut fleet, which
has been operating out of Sitka.
Prince Rupert and Seattle this
summer. is in port today.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
FOR SALE

FOR SALE room house with
bath $1,000. Phone 6S2.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16

PRINCE RUPERT. B. c.. Sept
16. Halibut sales here yesterday
totaled $4,000 pounds. American
fish brought from to 1910 aud
Canadian from Z to II cents.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16

FOR SALE hole range cheap
Inquire o. Bedding.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
SURVEY rAnIY LEFT
FOR TAkU ON JAZZ

Dan p. Mumbrue, United States
Surveyor, left yesterday afternoon
on the gasboat Jazz" Capt. C.
W. Bender. for Taku Harbor and
vicinity, where the Survey party
is now working. H. G. Parker. l..
A. Dauphney. and Winston Spca.
Ger, members of the party. who
were in town for a day, also re-
turned to Taku. They expect t.
be in Juneau again next Sunday
for a day.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
TIDES TOMORROW
HALIsur PRICES

SEATTLE, Sept. 16.-The hall.
but market was almost bare here
yesterday consequently the Uni.
max, the only arrival. with 100
pounds sold high. The fare brought
21h cents all the way through.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16

Advertising always pays. Us
the columns cs The Empire.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16

LONDON, Sept. 16.-Dr. c. B.
King. the president of Liberia.
who is in England studying roa1-
making, says his country is es-
pecially in need of main roads,
and loan of $5,000.000 recently
negotiated in the United States
will be utilized in part for bet.
tering the highway system OF the
negro republic.
There are now about 300 miles
of highways i'm Liberia which can
be used by motorears. DIR. King
is a native of Liberia and received
his education in Sierra Leone.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-09-16
THE EMPIRE
IS THE MEDIUM

Through which the general
public can always have its
wants supplied.
Closing time for classified
advertisements: 2 =. M.
Closing time for display ad-
vertisements: IL A. M.
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sertion.
Tive cents for continuous sub
sequtnt insertion.
Count five average words 10
the line.
Minimum charge. so cents.
New Britain herald., 1927-03-17
Few Days Rest Given
 Faithful Red Ss0X Men

Boston, March r pp-1 he Red Sox are to enjoy well earned let up for a few days. Summer heat which haa served to get the athletes down pretty fine. and the fact that three games with the New orleans Pell- cans are on the immediate menu, have caused Carrigan 10 order his m.n to take it somewhat more easy. Topper IHgHev vas a casualty Of yes 'arlays practice session. X hatted la1 struck him on the sid and probably will keep him out Of the lineup until Sunday
 Ogor at St. Pei rshnrg. Fla, the Grras pitchers reversed their re- c.rt form and the team. showing an nI around Improvement held the Gtn's 10 three runs. winning by a ualrin of one. Henry WertZ and Larry Benton divided the twirlInG anrlaa and their victory might have b-na more impressive but for two rrrors, one Of Manager I;arcrof' and 'Ne other bg Zach Taylor. Today tan Hrnyos test strength with the Athletics.
New Britain herald., 1927-03-17
PHANTONS TAKE JUNIOR Y TITLE
Crush HaZardVilIe and Win
 County Championship

The Phan'oms gave New Britain clean-up in County Y. NJ C. A. basketball titles last night when they defeated the HazardvilIa "I" group, 55-1S, at the Hartford r. N. C. A. and won the junior class champion ship. The south church captured the adult title and the State Trade school the senior. The Hazardville team was outwcighcd and outplaycd. Levine started with a basket at the 40-seconi mark. hazarJv!lle went into a 2-3 lead. but the phantoIns vera back in the van at 9-5 by the end Of the quarter and were never again headed The second quarter was a runaway and ended with the count 25-9, while Hazardville was completely routed in the last half The teamwork Of the locals stood out. The summary:
New Britain herald., 1927-03-17
AMATEURS QUALIFY FOR
 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
Representative In Eight Classes to Represent New England At
 Cincinnati,

Boston, March r Py-Amateur boxers in eight weight classes were qualified today to represent New England in the junior national cham pionship bouts in Cincinnati. beginning March 21, and in the na- ttonal tournament in this city next month.
 The eight fighters came through the finals in the regional meet at the Boston arena last night bringing to a close one of the biggest anna tcur contests ever held here.
 A total of so bouts were listed in the trials, somi-fnals and finals. rty-siX trial bouts were run off on Monday night and the 4 semi-final events were completed last night.
 Regional championships were won hy:
 t12 pound class: Gene Bianco, of East Boston: 11& pound class. Frank Moore. Npdford; 12G pound class, Andy Callahan, Lawrence: 135 Ioud class, Jack McCarron, Somcr- vile; ll7 pound cIassA Eal Cuskcy, cbeIsca; 1Go pound class; Amcs Crouin. Someryllle; l75 pound class, Jimmy Mondis, New Bedford: heavy weight class. Babe Wilson, Charles town,
New Britain herald., 1927-03-17
FEW PLAYERS ARE '
 STILL HOLDOU7S
Big Campaign Shattered When
 Ruth and Rornsby Sign

Now York, March 17 UP) - When Babe Ruth and Rogers Horns by were talking during the winter about so much or nothing on q new contract, there were reasons 10 be- lIeye that less noted discontentcd players might enlist behind the two prize show elephants of baseball in organized holdout campaign.
 Hornsby asked for the pen and the ink bottle and signed for Sio,000 after he had talked to his new boss. John McGraw. for less than fifteen minutes.
 The ceremony of signing Babe Ruth to a, new three-ycar contract for $210,O00 consumed 55 minutes by actual docking.
 The hoIdout campaign. iF if was waiting for high powered leadership, then blew up and the boys began 10 sign up even if they did grumble about the difference between theirs and S2f0,O0 and S40,o00.
 There remain, however, 9 few more stubborn athletes who are talk ing about raising silver foxes, fish ing in Indiana, running pool rooms and loafing if the magnates do not come through with what they want
 The ponnant chances of four lead ing contenders depend in no minor pert upon four players who couldn't agree with the valuation placed on ,,- -I,Ir n p1nN-prS
 Eddie Roush no holdout list would be complete without lim--has not reported to the Now York Giants and hasn't even talked to his new bosses but he will not fish all sum- mer as he has threatened.
 Charley Stoneham, president of the Giants, looks upon the Roush case with humor
 Hes old like ! am and he doesn't like to work any more than I do," Stonoham said.
 But McGraw doesn't see any humor in the situation. He has an outticld problem to solve since he lest Pcp Young and he can't reach the solution until he has Roush in centcrfcld.
 Herb Pcnuock. admitted 10 he the greatest southpaw in baseball, has the Yankees worried. He wants S2o, ,0v0 a year and he will not re- port until he gets it, The Yankees have to have Pennock and he knows it.
 Tommy Thcvenow, one of the out standing stars of the world series, tossed back the contract the Cardin- als offered him. He knows that the club cant pick anyone 10 fill his shoes from the dozen or more farms the club owns.
 Hughie Critz the best fielding sec ond baseman in baseball, wasn't sat isned with the terms offered him by the Cincinnati Reds. He refused 10 be moved by the threat that George Kelly can play second base. He knows that Kelly can't play the bag like he can.
New Britain herald., 1927-03-17
TEAMS IN GIRLS
 LEAGUE 10 PLAY
American Hosiery Has Chance to
 ClinCh penlant

A win for any Of the four teams that are battling in the Girls Y. NJ. C. A. Industrial league at the '. ". gymnasium tomorrow evening will mean much 10 them and the games tonlorrow should be at least as inter- esting as those played last week.
 In the first game the American Hosiery team will play the New Brit ain Machine. The Hosiery outfit wants the game because victory will clinch the peunant while a loss will put il in q tie with the Stanley Rule and Level and rost-season game will have to be played. The Ma chine shop five could use the game nicely since a victory will not only put it out of danger Of last place but will put it in a third place tie with the Landcrs. Trary &5 Clark, if the latter loses to r. (; F. Corbin in the second game of the night.
 However, the P. & r. Corbin quin- tct must play much better basket hall if it intends to win q game in the league. Out Of the squad of eight that will go out on the floor only two have been able to score this year, the forwards, Katherine MolchGn and Ruth Johnson. Maud Matz, who also scored, will not be with the team for the rest of the season.
 All the teams with the exception of r. 6 F. Corbin will play their last games tomorrow unless there is q post season game for the American Hosiery team. The Hosiery outfit will have two ohicctivcs. one to Clinch the pennant and the other to overcome the siX-point scoring lead which the Stanley Rule team has in games so far this season. Landers Tn fourth place with 36 points and the New Britain Machine in fifth place with 33 points have a good chance to improve their Stardng in their last game. The P. G; r. Corbin team has two games in which to increase its team record of 25 points.