The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1927-02-11

III 1AN(A< N~A-4A 49, M Wv y
lob than what he got when he was
! in college. So he says, "All right
Miss Riggs let US do it. What do YOU
suggest ?"
And | says, "Any good woman
would of been able to of told you. The
n Spokesman has got virtues that the
! plain people love and what we have
got to do is to pick out one of them
and get the people to think about
that"
(Which one do you suggest?"
'You say that His great love is
for economy and you take it from me
they may pay lot of money to boot
i leggers and jazz-bands but deem down
in their hearts the American people
amt forgot that the real way to make
money is to save it."
eyes l suppose So" he saws hit
kind of half-hearted.
Listen to me- I says. at is COM
ing OH to be springtime and averv
man in this country is worried he
cause he knows he has got to nav q
bill for his wife's new Easter hot
Now suppose you was to fix if that
the Spokeslady was not to buv no
Easter hat and you give out to all
the newspapers of the world a story
that She is making over Her old hat
for this season don't you know that
would warm the heart of every man
in the country?"
Well he thinks it over but then be
says, "Miss Riggs what about ali the
!, women that want to have their new
hats ?" NJ"
'Take it from me-" | saws "Tba
woman is fretting because her bns-
band is spending too much on his new
: spring suit so let there be another
story that the Spokesman is getting
only very cheap spring suit saw
: twenty-five dollars"
: mo" he says, ''that would he too
cheap they would not believe that #
: would look like a shipping-cIerk or
! something" -
| WELL" says l, cit happens that
t back in Camden New JERSEY 7 have
got a fyansy that is shipping-clerk
and 1t is nothing to be ashamed of .
G says. "But make it thirty-five o,
' forty-five or fifty-five or sixtv-five
| whatever seems right"
. 'Sixty-five would be about riobt ,
: he says. "And come to think of Il
E Miss Riggs | shouldn't wonder if vol
have saved the day."
q Let US hope that it is not toe
! late" l says. ~
How do you mean too late ?"
+ Il mean that He has not got Hi,
! spring suit already and paid too mucI
n but what harm would that do ?"
q Well" | says, "but if it amt tru,
4 story 1t would be no good"
! That can be fixed up" he saws
+ Ii the Spokesman has got a sni
o that is not economical enough !
t can be for present to His chef vi
there at the big white house or NAV
be for the captain of His Yacht" h,
q says. And then he rushes away rich
of because he thinks that if tn,
n spokesman knows about this He MAJ
\ De able to get some sleep tonigh
+ which IS something He needs ever
+ worse than exercise for His liver.
q And so then | start out for hom
= and gee Nom it is awful because !
n mas started to rain. There | am wit
: my new suit and my new hat an
. shoes and gloves and | haven't 90
. my umbrella and besides it is buste
y and If | was to buy a new one
Z should not have no lunch for the res
y Oh this week and the next. And so
: stand in the doorway of the restaul
+ ant waiting for the rain to stop bu
= 1t gets worse and I stad till nv leo
Il IS ready to give away and the tear
n Is running down my cheeks as ba
! as the rain and gee Nom it is sur
N awful to be poor girl and have onl
g one chance to look decent in Won
!, whole lifetime and then see YOU gc
: to lose that chance.
, Well l look around and standin
under the awning of the next stor
:, who do you think I see-the felle
! = that has been shadowing Mr.. Edgel
: ton and me! And suddenly I gets re
. hot an l goes over to him and I saw
What are you following me roun
for ~
Well of course he is ratified and h
stammers, 81 amt been following vo
E lady | am waiting for the rain I
- STOP"
= "You husky brute with an umbrell
q and rubber shoes on?" 1 says. &C
is and tell that to the judge" 1 say
10 "What is it you want out of me?"
- Of course he don't know what /
~ say but suddenly make a guess ar
7 says, "Do you want to know where
O. live?" l says. care you you tryin
- to follow me home? If So" l say
: I'll make you bargain you lend n
nf them rubbers to put over my ne
- shoes and you put that there umbr
oe la over my new hat and dress and va
- can walk home with me as straigl
! as the streets rum"
- And gee Nom he is tickled so tn;