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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
City Bowling
Gossip =
BY Lefty Lee

.pl 81 League won i three g games s.s rom from
the STANDARD Grocery team, and then
balance Of the games in this i i5oP were HPs
decided over the two out three route. the
G Esstmpa an Ceacpers LoEsjoys Eastman
Body and National Refining Com comps nSoT Ths
sss Oh snd s or T tota S "a q
was high.
rolled, the s7S of Rick Of the Kahn team team
Rick also secured the high three game
f h and ro2 S4s OF fS2 On wese v 81
8 and ing Sl SOe or nay64aE conS. Of II Tho IL:
match against the Robbins Body, and sis
E TO 4ea es sbs a rSs the Other.
SIS. Carteux had count Of 500. '
In the last sixteen years Eddie Meyer
chang o Tpar four Ss times His winning scores and
F Fss' IS6S I 1919 1875 lSsl 1875 ls2s
Las Last years CHAMPIONS in the various
Fly Five M 6s Recreation. South Bend.
D9guP J, J. Rattison and J. Harper,
Single, Singles +; Thomas y Ri;;hmondii sos, and
count of 1,9l1 for his nine ssmes. A
watus Recreation 3,O55 Is the all.time
team record. the 1907 OF Pattson and
Harper Is the best ever rolled in the
doubles. The singles shows a great 557
rolled by Larry" Cobler in 1924 The All
Events has stood for sixteen years being
held by Lee Graft with count of 1865
pins.
The Halves and Dimes won three from
the Bonds and Pennies while the Nichols
took two out of three from the Coupons
in the Fletcher American League games.
rolled on the Century Alleys. Lands with
a count of 243 in his last game carried off
single game honors.
The Real Silk League games rolled on
the Illinois Alleys showed q three time win
for the Lingerie over the Triple Toe boys,
while the OUTSIDE and Office were coping
the odd game from the Maintenance. and
Ind Dept. Badders of the OUTSIDE team
was high with a total of COL on games of
235-206 and 100.
Robinson of the Tiffany team went big
in this loop with games of 221. 1875 and
227 for total of 643. Miller OF the
/. L. Railway team was next with SOY.
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|. U. Loss S
Errors Cost Crimson-Cor.
relI Hits Home Run.

BIZ United Press
BLOOMINGTON, Ind, April %
Errors cost Indiana the loss of its
first Western Conference game Of
the season to Ohio State, to 2,
Friday.
Correll's home run in the fifth was
the feature Of the game. Ray was
on base. Snow fell during the con-
test. Score:
Ohio State ..... O2o oO1 OoO-3 3 o
Indiana 49,. 900 020 600 8 4
Batteries-(O hio Statel Ames and Mac.
kay; (Indiana) Paugh and Burke.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
TO PLAY THREE-I CLUB
Power and Light Nine Carded at
Terre Haute Saturday.

The Indianapolis Power and Light
Company club of the Capital City
League will play an exhibition game
with the Three-I League team at
Terre. Haute. in the Terre Haute
stadium today. The indianapolis
players were led by William Brown.
manager, and Ralph Bader, captain.
Approval of E. A. Carr, president
Of the indianapolis Amateur Base
ball Association, was obtained for
the contest, this being necessary
when an organized amateur team
plays professionals.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
Major League
Comment

BIZ United Press
Lee Meadows pitched the Pitts
burgh Pirates to their seventh vic
tory of the season and strengthened
their grip on first place in the Ma
tional League.
Meadows gave the Cincinnati Reds
eight hits, but kept them so we'll
scattered they produced only one
run while the Pirates were bunch
ing their nine hits with sacrifices
and walks to produce three. This
was Fridays only game in the Ma
tional League, weather conditions
causing postponement of the others.
In the only game played in the
American League the Washington
Senators defeated Boston, Z to 8. 1t
was the eighth defeat in nine starts
for the Red Sox.
Howard Freigau has been restored
to his position at third base in the
Chicago Cubs lineup. He was
benched at the opening of the sea.
son in favor of Riggs Stephenson,
an outflelder. formerly of Indian
apolis, whose hitting strength was
needed but Manager Mccarthy now
feels he needs a steadier head at
the so-called "hot corner
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
$4,000 for Six Rounds

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, April 23.-Sid ferris
and Ruby Goldstein, local rival
lightweights, have signed for a six
round bout at the Polo grounds June
IS, the battlers to receive a total of
$4,000 1t is understood they will
split it $4,000 each.
1t is the highest amount ever paid
for a six-round bout in New York.
and the greatest sum ever paid
either boxer.
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NOTHING IN RESERVE

7T is just possible that the sud
den rout of Grove in the
IT, opening game of the season,
at a time when he looked like a
million dollars, will serve as les
son from which he should profit.
: AS I called balls and strikes, most
" strikes, the idea occurred to me
about the third inning that no hui
man being could put SO much stuff
on every ball and weather nine or
more innings.
The lesson that Grove no doubt
LEARNED, il not. then one that he
must learn, is that he should pick
.spots in his ball game to ease up,
Thereby saving himself.
! In the opening game of the sea-
Son against the Yanks Grove was
butting all his stuff on every ball
stitched. In the crisis he had moth
ing a. little bit better to offer, in
order to stem the onrush of the
Yankees.
: The lesson that Grove must learn
is to conserve his stuff. He can cut
down 20 per cent on his fast ball
when there is no need of using it
and still be just about the fastest
pitcher in the game.
Grove must learn the lesson that
.eyery famous pitcher finally learns
sbefore reaching the top of his
I game, the conservation of his
physical assets.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
L0CKHART VS.. HAHN

Joe Lockhart. junior welter-
weight Of Evansville, has been
signed to meet Ray Hahn, local
favorite, in the main go at the Ply
Cul gym next Tuesday. Lockhart
showed here several weeks ago at
the Armory and looked good. He
is boring-in type of fighter.
The prelims have not been
arranged, but the Phy.Cul match.
maker states they will be the same
kind of slambang bouts that their
previous shows have supplied.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
H.. S. PITCHER SHINES

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK. April 23.-Irwin
Engel, of Boys High School, New
York, pitched a no-hit, no-run
seven.inning game, giving his school
4 to 0 victory over Bushwick
High.
Engel famed sixteen men and only
four opponents got to first base. To
top off the day, he made a three
base hit.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
RIT0LA CUTS TIME

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, April 23.-Willie
Ritola, of the Finish-American A.
c., cut 9 is seconds off his own
worlds record for the 5000 yard
indoor run when he made it in 10
minutes, 20 As seconds in handicap
three-mile rum He made the full
three miles in "A minutes, II seconds.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
Brewers Away to Strong
Start in A. A. Flag
Campaign.
BURWELL IS5VICT0RI0US
Bill Defeats Blues in Series
Finale, 5-4.
Nv Eddie Ash

Jack Lelivelt's Milwaukee Brew
ers, packing terrific punch, came
up from Louisville today to open a
four-game series with the Indians.
The Cream City FASTENERS were
elated over their feat of humping
off the Colonies and every indica-
ton points to tough round Of bat
ties for the Betzelites.
However, the Indians hope to
perk up some, now that they have
won their second game of the sea
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
CONTRACT SIGNED

BIZ UUiTfu FTfSS
PITTSBURGH, April ga con.
tract restoring the Notre Dame-Car.
negie Tech football games has been
signed, according to Clearance Over
end, graduate athletic manager at
Carnegie. These two rivals will
meet in 1928 and 1929-one game in
South Bend, Ind, and one game
here.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
OLD CY MORGAN

Harry CD Morgan, old-time Ath
letic pitcher. who has been a mem
Der of the Martins Ferry Ohio po
lice force for the past year, sur
rendered his shield when he heard
the call of the diamond. Morgan
has been named chief of umpires in
the Piedmont League.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
ENTRIES CLOSE MAY 4

Bu United Press
CHICAGO. April 2S.-Entries close
May 4 for the handball champion
ships of the Central A. A. u. Singles
matches will be held at Chicago and
the doubles at Detroit, the date for
both events being May 9 to Is.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

sui. L llC L hlOO
achievement was
earned at the ex.
pense of the X. c.
Blues Friday, 5 to
4. amid snow fur
ries and with frigid
weather prevailing.
Tribe Defense
Improves
1t was a well.
played contest, de.
spite the raw at
mosphere, a n d,
strange to relate,
the home athletes
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
Fights and Fighters

LONDON. April 23.-Yale okum, Amer
lean heavyweight, lost to Phil Scott Brit
the sixth round. Scott was leading 't By a
wide margin. Harry Mason. English light
weight champion, defeated Archie Walker.
outpointed Kid Pattenden fifteen rounds.
Cohen failed to make the bantamweight
limit.
LOS ANGELES-Ace Hudkins Ne
braskan, and Sid Socklyn, welterweights,
will fight here Saturday night.
LOS ANGELES-Zorilla. the clever
Panama bantamweight, has signed to battle
Bud Taylor. Hoosier star. IN ten-round
scrap here May 81.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
MILLERS BUY ELLISON

BIZ United Press >, 90 M,
SAN FRANCISCO. April 2o.--The
Minnea polls club Of, the American
Association has purchased Bert
Ellison, former manager of the San
Francisco Seals.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

Hauser' Hoike Sacrifice hits-McGowan,
Bethel. witt. Left on bases-Kansas City,
han to smith to. Hauser, smit TO Wamby
Bases on balls-0ff Sheehan. 81: off Bur
we'll, q off Hargroye. l. Struck out :
BY Sheehan. l. by Burwell. / by Har-
han. Hits-Off Sheehan, 8 in 8 innings;
off Hargrove,, 3 in innings: Losing
pitcher-Sheehan. Umpires.Derr. Mayer
kurth and Rue. Time-l Al.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
BASEBALL'S BIG FOUR

Iris Speaker got a pair OF singles
other three members of the quartet
were idle because of unfavorable
weather.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

Mack, who de-
veloped b o t II
star lefthanders,
is inclined to the
belief that at
times Grove has
a faster ball
ball than Wad-
dell ever tossed.
l am positive
that no pitcher
ever showed me
a faster ball
than Grove did
-. H. G~ct fnttf-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
BREAKS SPOILED PITCHING


I'm the fifth Grove got some bad
III breaks, wilted slightly and the
1y Yanks scored four runs. A
similar situation brought over four
Haore in the next session and Mack's
areat southpaw was on the way to
the showers
"T'm certainly glad Grove is on
bur side" remarked Mickey Coch-
trane, who was catching him, after
both Ruth and Gehrig had
whitfield, as well as four others.
/ He's so fast 1 just can't close
up quickly enough on him." Coch-
isane was using a fairly new glove
and this, coupled with the great
gpeed he was handling, made it
difficult for him to hold the ball.
4 AS Grove moved the Yanks down
With monotonous regularity during
{he fist four innings, it didn't seem
as If the New York club would be
able to score all summer against
such pitching. And then, almost in
an instant, a break and few hits
gave the Yanks four runs.
The hasty departure of Grove
from the mound was most unfOr-
.tunate after his sensational work
lin the early innings. He deserved
a better fate.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23


innings of the opening game OF the
season between New York and Phila-
delphia. =.
Throw your fast. one past him
has long been the slang of the ball
field for keeping the batter from
hitting speed. 1t is more or less
figure of speech with the athletes
However, in the opening game
of the season, that is just what
Grove did against a club noted for
it's ability to murder speed. The
righthanded sluggers in the Yam
kee lineup for time were as soft
for Grove as the heavy-swinging left
handlers, Ruth and Gehrig.
It was the greatest four-inning
exhibition of pitching i ever eX-
spect to see. 1t would be physically
impossible for any pitcher to show
more stuff.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
Nc milwaukee SQUAD IN TOWN FOR STAY OF FOUR DAYS
PLAYING
the FIELD
WITT, Billy Evans

IN MYSTICAL assets alone consid-
cred, Lefty" Grove of the
. Athletics is the only south
NV ! can recall who compares with
e late "Rube" Waddell. Connie
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
FOUR BIG TEN GAMES
Eight Western Conference Mines
. See Saturday Action.

BIZ United Press
{ CHICAGO, April 23.-Four Big
Ten baseball games were sched-
nled for today. Chicago and Ohio
were to meet at Chicago. Northwest
ern went to Ann Arbor to clash with
Michigan; Iowa and Wisconsin were
10 open their conference seasons at
Madison, and Illinois was to meet
Purdue at Lafayette.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
COLLEGE GAMES FRIDAY

Missouri, 8; Iowa State, /.
Ohio State. 3; Indiana, 2.
Georgia, 8: Clemson, 4.
Mercer, IL; Oglethorpe, 8 III In
,ings.)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
COLLEGE Baseball
GAMES OF THURsDA

UaMES Or THURSDAY
Georgia, 4 Notre Dame. ..
Princeton. o: Columbia, 8.
Georgetown, Z; Harvard 6.
Mt. st. Mary's. .; Bonaventure, 0 (six
Illinois. 10; Bradley Tech. 10 (nine in.
ningsl
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Wicker. McMullen.
ST. Paul at Toledo (cold).
Minneapolis at Columbus (cold).
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Washington 002 10 03Q--7 Il o
Boston ........ 600 001 002-3 8
.Coveleskie, Marberry. Ruel; Rutfing.
1lndgren. McFayden Hartley.
st. Louis at Detroit (cold).
Cleveland at Chicago (rain).
New York at Philadelphia (rain).
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Pittsburgh 80. 100 O2O O0'-3 9 /
Luque. Hargrave; Meadows. Gooch.
Boston at Brooklyn (rain).
Chicago at st. Louis (cold).
Philadelphia at New York (rain).
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

The peppery East Ender had a
great home opening. The attend
ance was a record breaker by 1000,
despite a heavy rain that delayed
the start Of the game thirty min.
utes. And his club is leading the
National League.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23
Baseball Calendar
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
AMERICAN .IEAGrE
NATIONAL LEAGuE
Games Today

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
Milwaukee at INDIANAPOLIS.
Minneapolis at Toledo.
st. Paul at Columbus.
Kansas City at Louisville.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

NATIONAL -EAGUE
Boston at Brooklyn.
Philadelphia at New 'ork.
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh.
Chicago at st. Louis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

The Halves and Dimes won three from
the Bonds and Pennies while the Nichols
took two out OF three from the Coupons
in the Fletcher American League games
rolled on the Century Alleys. Lands with
a count of 243 in his last game carried off
single game honors.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

For three years Bush piloted the
Indians South with Knockers in his
trunk. And in the trunk the
knickers stayed.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

AMERICAN LEAGUE
st. Louis at Detroit.
Cleveland at Chicago.
New. York at Philadelphia.
Washington at Boston.
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Yesterdays Results

74N'HH1HNHNFt.N FhSoVtT3 7 TUIN
Milwaukee 1890 col O40 1908 IL /
Louisville 800. 900 120 Oo0-3 Z l
u Gearin; Sanders. McMenemy; -Koop,
Wicker McMullen.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

Robinson of the Tiffany team went big
in this loop with games of 23t. 1875 and
227 for total of 643 Miller of the
l. L. Railway team was next with 597.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-23

There are pop-eyed arguments
out around Oriental and Wash
ington st. Ownie Bush has
wrist watch. It was presented
him at the Pittsburgh home
Z opener. ? He received a travelling
bag, and roses, too, which Is Jake"
In the old East End. But that
wrist watch, that's out of our line.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14


its
New
to disregard rights be o
with the developments the
conference before will proceed disregard the wishes the states
question brought
the
effectively the that
the
consenng
that would the wayD Bn for the
beginning of development Of the river Too cannot be
governors basin the progress which
which afforded of
}I 414 3;s.
will
that
that it should
possession
increasing population. s4i
that shall maintain the united front it
that permit the muddng the
will
attitude that
conference
will which the conference
quickly
people,
recognized that prepared present
development that offer plan looking
development without agreement
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14
Which, h /. !.

O IS question
will
they should
failure who will get the blame?
this building county fairs they have built
better something interesting
question of will tails.
Cochie fair called the
the
fair
does to city, town the
about
this would much
the the that
represented long tables shelves glorious exhibits
The thing
of the county livestock domestic exhibits
the residents
will
will
district
columns of smoke lying of the embodied exhibit
city offer and cannot transported
magnificent
considered the seventh fair better the
of
association those
then these bamers will <A
every part of county
These will blamed
the entire county will fault
rghtuy blame but himself this fair
was last and next than it is going to be this
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14
On the League

The league of nations
endeavos condition
nations The
into the league excellent indication the
There
which will admit
anybody undertakes to limit launching bitterness
and controversy of the
is probably the dangerous of all subjects
There have been admitted
nuepce that body has
had hoped
recently to maintain its morale,
feeling confidence
In consideration of the history
plated the that of taking
cult problem of armam
in n
with the league This nation
applied policy waiting
further it..
The characteristics the
diplomatic relations with
Doctrine
relation
n
There Europe to be
other alliances"
this time
various American people would logical
ments the international
nations
better craftsmanship attitude
that
puzzg irritating many Europeans
tC
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14
WASHINGTON 81
LETTER SKI

{. NEA Service Writer
hopes for denomination the fact
definitely explains just why he need
not be expected to support another
mans candidacy. incidentally he
can't openly support his own aspira-
tions, either, for any overt act would
leave MIN. politically speaking, sunk
without trace.
Reports that Coolidge would endorse
Secretary Hoover continue to go un-
confirmed. The president split with
Hoover when he supported Secretary
Kellogg during a cabinet row ana
his present feelings toward Hoover
are not clear. Your correspondent
does not predict that the growing
impression that Mr. Coolidge won't
support anyone will prove correct.
1t seems quite likely that Mr.
Coolidge will support if anyone, the
man whom Secretary Mellon sup.
ports. And it is equally likely tina
The man whom Secretary Mellon de-
cides to support will be the next
republican candidate.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14

WASHINCTON-The impression has
been growing more and more definite
among the political cognoscenti that
President Coolidge didn't make his
"do not choose" announcement be-.
cause he was tired Of his job and
didn't want third term.
The presidents failure to elaborate
on his brief statement is as good
any.
These who hastened to state most
solemnly that the president was too
high minded to make such an an.
nouncement and still have an eye
ON third term were almost unanim-
ously men and newspapers who were
most anxious to have Coolidge out OF
the picture.
The president didn't morally bind
himself to anything wha:ever except
70 a refusal to announce his cam
didacy from behind the scenes.
1t has been said that Mr.. Coolidge
was tired CT his job, but never con-
vincingiy The impression here is
that he is very happy in it. The
theory is more and more often ad-
vanced that Mr.. Coolidge, having
listened to the assurances of his eyes
men" for months, strongly suspected
that the people would urge his re-
tention in office.
But the people seem to have been
inarticulate or indifferent. Most Of
the party politicians and certainly
ali who automatically became preSi-
dental possibilities turned somer-
Saults of glee.
There we're few, including some
OF these same politicians, who hast
eued to suggest that the party must
or might draft" Mr.. Coolidge-as
if material in the party were so
poor that the third term tradition
should be broken.
But as the draft" clamor, if it can
be called a clamor, began to sunside,
it became more and more apparent
that the shouters were those who
sought a smoke screen until some
vehicle which might be converted into
s. band wagon. The likelihood that
Mr. Coolidge will be drafted becomes
Gaily smaller.
When one talks republican politics
now he talks of Hoover, Dawes and
Lowden and hardly ever Coolidge.
That much is certain, though MT.
Coolidge's sentiments as he made his
announcement are still open to ques-,
ton.
If it be true the president still
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14

Miss Florence Bell left yesterday
for Brownswood, Texas, Where
she will enter a seminary.
Mrs. M E. Buckles and infant
daughter will leave in a short
time for San Antonio for stay
of indefinite length.
Mrs. Michael Donohoe with her
baby returned yesterday from q
stay OF three months in Okla
homa.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Whitley,
for several years residents of this
city, have sold their property on
18th street and will leave soon
for FL PaSo to make their home
Mr.. and Mrs L. G. Scott will
leave today for Hot Springs, Ark,
where they will spend month.
Geo. H. Dowell, superintendent
of the Old Dominion at GLOBE,
left yesterday for his home fol-
lowing a stay here of several
days.
B. S. Butcher, with the Trans
vaal Mining company in Mexico,
arrived in the city yesterday Oil
a business trip.
Rev. George Logic returned yes
terday from Tucson and will leave
with his family today for their
new home.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14
EXPERIENCE
anew york Herald-T -Tripunel


in ALL
Hearsts credit that he acu feels his share in sending
destruction made public
people killed
they could hardly
Immediately offered large reward for the OF the
he the end Of financed
prohibit people
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14
TODAY'S PUZZLE

TODAY'S PUZZLE
Why is it that the drivers who
never are going anywhere always wan
to get there quickest?
Zoning laws never will be COM
plete success until they make some
reference to the midnight saxophoneS
Keeping an open mind doesn't
necessarily mean that everything
must be kept out of it.
Sometimes chance ends il
chancery.
Save a thought occasionally for
brainy day.
Perhaps President Coolidge, who
used to preside over the senate as
vice president, felt right at home il
Yellowstone park among the geySers
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-09-14
Plucked From the Plains
Sardine Packer

First girl: My boys grocer, and
he tells me the price OF ham. cheese,
butter and eggs What does you boy
talk about?
Second girl: Oh, my hoys a tram
conductor, .and is inclined to say,
"Sit closer!"