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 Keeping out foreign bulbs Was hmsht idea if you don't care to have your lul1s bloom.
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The Chinese civil war is q terrible thing-to the Chinese themselves and to the poor Americans who try to understand what it is all about. Sometimes it seems as if it were about nothing more than what starts two small boys shouting, You're a liar" and "You're another" at each other, but then again we felt that there must be some deep underlying cause such as whether Chinese ban dits should shoot foreigners on sight or should strip them of all valuables before shooting them.
 It is all rather hard to compre-
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In another month Dads vest will be hanging on q hook, and Lo, hell have spring suit.
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Still if q man had 10 choose be- tween working and loafing. he might loaf and call it love.
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Weather. To steal q march, that phrase we find In hoo.s, comes often 10 our mind, For this present March is one we to Wish somebody would steal, don't you?
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At any rate hip fNashs save tires many a glass cut on the highway.
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Half the world seems to he try ing to tell the other half what it' should do.
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
BEAUTY CHATS
Young Nails.

Feed the nails and they'll stay
young. Protect them and they won't
grow hard and old and full of ridges.
How? Well
When you go to bed at night you
should rub your face full of cold
cream to remove all the dirt collected
since you last washed Off the face pow
der and makeup, If you use It. You
can wash Off the cream or wipe II off
just as you choose. The point IL that
you should rub cold cream into the
nails the last thing at night, and 1t Is
easy to do this IL you happen to use
cream on your face. All you have to
do is to double your fingers under the
hands while you rub on the cream,
which fills them full of cream, and
then little later push back the cuticle
softened by the cream, SO you have a
nice, smooth edge all around the nails.
Polish the nails every day with a
soft chamois-covered buffer. This
stimulates the circulation of the blood,
which Is good thing for the nails.
1t also smoothes down the surface of
the nail and helps do away with
ridges. You can, of course, rub down
these ridges with a fine emery stone,
then spread cream over the places and
polish and polish. But a far better
way is to keep the nails nourished
with cream. well polished, well cared
for In every way.
OF course, that means well mani.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
Rod May Prove Help or Hindrance
BY LYDIA LIE BARON WALKER.

I boys who said she considered whipping
an excellent method of punishment.
| 1t was a thing that was understood:
There was no taxing the cniid mihel
| to understand how the punishment
| fitted the crime" II was something
that was quickly over and the chiid
could get back to his play without any
prolonged mental strain as to why he
did wrong and how he ought to be
punished.
Reason for Resentment.
And so we find there are reasons
that have been carefully thought out
both for and against whipping chill
dren. But there turks back OF cor
poral punishment one idea that is
chief among those that make for re-
sentiment with the child. 1t is the
thought that size alone makes such
chastisement possible. This rosters
the germ of injustice. When once
child feels he is being unjustly pun
ished. and severely so, one link IN
the cord that binds children to parents
is being snapped. They may forgive
one or two unjust punishments and
find excuses for their parents, but they
will not do so continually.
Question of Size.
The insinuating idea, When l get
as big as you you won't dare TO toucn
me" knocks loudly on the child's
mind. And he Is right. When a
child once does reach the size to exer-
else his powers, then such punishment
must cease. He knows 1t as well as
the parents. And so from TINS angie
he resents whippings from the Tune
when he begins to reason Things OUT
for himself If he sees that what ne
has done deserves vigorous measures
he will not feel the reaction, or ne
seldom does. If the rod is resorted
TO onlv in extreme cases ana atter
other methods have failed. ne can
have little to complain or.
different" Punishment.
A normal child knows when he re-
fuses to be guided by kindly dlsclpnnes
that he will bring down upon nimsel.
some punishment that Is necessarily
different. If he Is one on whom sne
rod has been spared, what more likely
than that he will get a whipping!
parents may be sure the child Is
thinking something about what Is
coming to him" when he deliberately
and continually disobeys. But 10
make the child revolt against MS par.
ents' authority because the form or
punishment given can only be exer-
cised by bigger and stronger person
on a smaller and less vigorous one Is
unfortunate. Mentally the child is
saving, "why don't you hit somebody
YOUR own size?" And often others
feel the same way about the whip
ping.
Easy Method.
One reason why parents use the rod
Is that it requires no thought on their
part as to what form of discipline
would really be appropriate. One
medicine does for all the naughty
ways. While there are children who
respect nothing apparently but supe.
rior force--and these certainly should
not have the rod spared them-there
are others of less rugged and obsti-
nate natures who are crushed at first
and bitter later. So 1t takes wisdom
to know when to spare and when to
use the rod to get beneficial reactions
in punishments.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

they need not be expensive. A girl
of your type should avoid severe,
straight.line dresses. Have some full
ness in your clothes-shirring, smock-
ing. gathers. For evening you might
wear a turquoise blue taffeta with
shirred skirt and scalloped bo1ero
Jacket with round neckline. For a
street dress you might have a light
tan wool jersey with skirt gathered
In front. three bands of dark brown
around the bottom, a wide belt and
slightly bloused bodice. The sleeves
should be long and gathered at the
wrist. The Peter Pan collar may be
dark brown. Light stockings and
brown shoes will complete the cos
tune. Another frock may be of fiat
crepe and have a mahogany colored
skirt and a straight overblouse made
in two or three tones, shading from
mahogany at the bottom to ashes of
rose at the shoulders. A serviceable
school dress of washable printed cot
ton with a small green and black pat
tern on yellow background would be
pretty. A sport striped material in
old rose, green and cream or cream.
dull pink and brown would be becom-
Ing. You may wear medium and dark
blues, dark green. reseda, dull brick,
rust. flesh and peach.
LOIS LEEDS.
(Copyright, 1927
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

spoonful of whipped cream, so we
could make q game out of finding It.,
guess. and 1t may not be nice to
crab about what your hostess feeds
you, but I should think a woman
would realize that after man has
worked hard all day and played
bridge with gang like that all eve
ming, he needs something to eat, and
guess she thought she had ruined
our appetites by leaving a little dish
OF candy on each card table during the
evening and did not need to feed us
very much, but If she did she made a
big mistake, all right.
Well, anyway, we were all sitting
around talking and one Of the women.
who looks like she is passing.up o
good bet by not swimming the Eng
lish Channel, and the North Sea to
boot, asked Joan how the baby was
and Joan said he was just fine, thanks,
and we were planning on having his
picture taken.
Well, the human barge said. 81 can
tell you just the photographer to go to,
and that's Mr.. Spencer" and this guy
Spencer Is O member of the bridge
club and he was sitting right there,
and his two-ton advertisement said,
"He took some pictures OF me and
they were SIMPLY exquisite, ana i
had not known that Mr.. Spencer was
a photographer, and from his looks
would have said he was one OF our
more prominent shoe-shiners, maybe,
but I thought, brother. IL you can
make that big girl look like human
being in a photograph, Il am your
customer"
Joan said, do you take babies pic
lures, Mr.. Spencer" and he said Eyes,
we try to specialize In baby work
and that sort of thing" and Joan said,
then I'm certainly coming down
town to see you"
I said, 'you are an authority, Mr..
Spencer. Don't you think 1t would
be cute to have picture Of the baby
undressed and lying on his stomach?"
and he said, "well. we can take him
that way If you want It," Joan said,
don't mind him, Mr.. Spencer. He
Is only trying to tease me-" and i
said, I'm not" and Joan said, mo
one has pictures like that any more"
/ said. they do too. Your own
family has one OF you, naked az a
fish," and Joan gave me the sdirtiest
kick in the shin / ever got, and II
was low-down advantage to take of
me because we were sitting at q card
table and nobody could see her do II,
and my foot has been sore all day,
but Joan did not apologize, even when
she saw me limping.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
Reducing Diet Suggestions.

Dear Miss Leeds am 90 years old,
the mother of two children and !
weigh 1853 pounds. For a week nave
avoided all starchy foods and sweets,
but have eaten all kinds of vegetables
and fruit in order to avoid that hun
cry, empty feeling. win lose weight
with such a. diet? 1 have a very saiiow
complexion. Mrs. Nj. n. ~.
Answer-You forgot to tell me your
height. so that ! cannot judge your
correct weight, If you are 5 feet =
inches tall YOU should weigh about
1873 pounds. 1t Is not wise to eliminate
all starchy and sweet foods from
your diet, but you should limit their
amount. Yes, think you will lose
weight on diet such as you describe,
but If you redce too rapidly you will
soon begin to look haggard. Please
send stamped, sell. addressed envelope
for my leafiet on How to Lose
Weight" that gives diet and exercise
suggestions. In the meantime, here
are some menu suggestions for you:
Breakfasts-&D One-half cupful orange
Juice, two pretzels and cupful OF
tea or coffee without cream or sugar.
(2) One scant cupful crisp cereal with
one-half cupful SKINNED milk and tea
or coffee with one teaspoonful OF
sugar. (3) One slice buttered toast
and a. glassful Of milk. Luncheon
One egg omelet, spinach salad with
mayonnaise, one graham gem. Dinner
One slice veal roast with gravy. one
baked tomato stuffed with bread
crumbs, onion and celery, two table
spoonfuls coleslaw, two tablespoonfuls
prune Betty pudding, one roll. coffee
without cream or sugar. Remember
that you need outdoor exercise as
well as dieting to bring your weight
down to normal and clear your COM
plexion. LOIS LEEDS.
Dear Miss Leeds am II years old.
S feet 6M inches tall and weigh 100
pounds. / have small bones and have
always had good health. Do you think
that thinness causes unpopularity
with young men? 1t seems so to me.
I am active in school and church
affairs and am well liked in my com.
munity, but my boy friends never ask
for a date. have lots of girl friends.
I cannot afford fine clothes. but I al
ways look neat. I have brown eyes,
medium skin with natural color and
medium brown hair. What colors
should wear to make me more at
tractive? ADINE.
Answer-You need to gain at least
Is pounds. Please send stamped.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
LITTLE BENNY
by LEE PAPE.

Me and pop was taking wawk be-
fore suppir, me asking more ques
tons than pop was ansering, and af
ter q vile he sed, For Peet sake are
your shoes tite or something?
No sir, I sed, and he sed, Then watts
the ideer of wawking as If you were
wawking on eggs, they must be tite
or YOU wouldent wawk that way,
don't YOU know the werst thing in
the world is to wawk around with
tite shoes?
Well G wizzickers, pop. my shoes
aint tite, / sed.
Then wat are they? pop sed.
Nuthing, / sed.
o, is that all? pop sed.
And we kepp on wawking and prit-
ty soon I partly tired on pops foot
and he sed, Yee gods, you bin STUN
beling into me and banging agenst
me and now your axually wawking
on my feet, you haven't made strate
step for S minnits, If your shoes
hurt you why the deuce don't you
say so?
They don't. pop, they feel crate. l
sed.
Well then in Poets name Is there
eny reason watever for all this fancy
footwerk? pop sed.
Yes, sir. / bin pretending / was a
titerope wawker wawking on 2 tite-
ropes at the same time, sed.
zee gods, mite as well be taking
cupple of fieas out for a nice quiet
wawk, now We'll either tern around
and go back or elts you'll pertend
HtcS nd yIyn
like a human bean, witch shall it be?
pop sed.
A human bean, sed.
And we wawked about 20 more min
nits without enything elts happening
and then went home for suppir, being
frickasee chickin with lots of loose
grayey,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
Jellied Apples.

Pare. quarter and core six tart
apples. Take one pound of sugar,
one pint of water and boil until like
strip; then drop the apples in and
cook until clear. taking care to keep
their shape. When tender, skim out,
place on platter to cool, measure and
strain the strip. There should be
one-half a pint. Take one DaclIage
of lemon jello, dissolve in two-thirds
pint of hot water, add to the hot
strip, over the apples and serve with
cold cream
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
BY EDNA KENT FORBES.

cured, but we are not discussing mani
cures this time. A fiesh-building
cream Is better than a cleansing
cream for the nails. Some firms make
special cuticle cream which they claim
IL highly nourishing. don't think II
matters much. The cream with vege-
table oil Is, of course, more nourishing
than the one with mineral oil. but any
sort of oil Is better than none at all.
Protect the hands from too much
water and never use q coarse. cheap
soap. The nails can be dried out as
we'll as the skin.
Eddy-It Is natural that your hair
would come out after such a serious
| illness. Keep on with the tonic. and
be sure to massage the scalp daily,
whether using tonic or not. A new
growth of hair should be coming along
all the time to replace the loose and
dead hairs that are coming out. II
this IL not the case, consult scalp
specialist.
Lille-The rates for the eleetric
needle treatment vary with the locali-
ties and standing Of those giving T..
1t may be as low as SO for a half
| hours work on and upward to any
price within reason.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

The exqulsin,s creamy lather of
Chex Soap is unlike anything you've
ever tried tor a cleanser and beau
timer and you'll love it.
Chex contains lasting. purifying
deodorant which exerts a remarkable
etfect. on a muddy, oily complexion,
clearing 1t up in quick time. 1t
Pushes the tiny pores, dissolves the
grimy, oily secretions and washes
them away Soon adorable trans
parency beauties the skin and even
a plain face acquires aliurine charm.
Use chex regularly for face, hands, bath
2dor. underarm odor. scalp odor for SO hours.
Be-Alluring. every hour in "a.
Sixteen hundred physicians tested and in
d0rsed. the priceless purity and mildness of
Chex before 1t was placed on sale.
Over 100000 cakes used the first year.
proves its popularity. After using you'll
agree that Chex is the wonder soap Of the
age. Chsx 10 sold and recommended by ali
PEOPLES Drug Stores and all good drug end
toilet counters.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
Rouelle of Veal.

Get a piece of veal round steak
about seven inches thick. Cook in a
whole piece and when nicely brown
take out of the pot and put in the
pot about Is small onions to cook
ana brown in the same juice and
butter. When done take them out
and add one tablespoonful of f1our
stair we'll, then thin with bouillon
until creamy. Put the meat back
with the onions and let cook until
done. Serve with the onions in the
sauce around the meat.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

BY LOIS LEEDS

self-addressed envelope for my leafiet
on How to Gain Weight" Yes. /
think that men prefer girls who are
not quite so much underweight as you
are. Just az girls like men to look
manly. so men like girls to look wom-
anly rather than like animated bean
poles. A graceful, well-developed
figure IL one OF woman's chief assets
Clothes are. Of course, important, but
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
their hot cereal

DOyouf children with their hot cereal At break
- fast? Do they push their bowls away unfinished
Perhaps their appcttes aded Perhaps they need
change taseef food that viii bring them the noursh-
ment growing bodies need.
Posts Wheat Meal il che Post Health Product made
In answer this need Auy quckcookng, whole wheat
cereal-he triumph of Eve years careful laboratory work.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

indeed, only too true that this is the
case in a vast ma jority of instances.
But one can scarcely agree with the
statement in quite so bald form as
he put 1t. There are many cases
where it has been a severe trial for
the parent to- administer the rod"
When this is so, ii is apt to be final
resort, not usual punishment.
know of a mother Of four active
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

Il il not always "sparing the rod
that spoils the child" Sometimes 1t
is using IL that spoils the youngster.
1t must be welded with good Judg.
Ynent. I know of one father who said
"a child was never whipped except to
satisfy the parents anger" 1t Is,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
welcome

stored the vital food elements found IN golden wheat
When served with milk provides vitamins for
growth bran for regularity; minerals for teeth and bone
proeins for body building and carbohydrates for energy
You know oatmeal now try Posts Wheat Meal. It u
easy prepares cooks, readyeoserve. In ~ minutes
And how children love i'll How they pass back their bowls
for more Order Meal at your groces today.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

A national style organization has
been started In Italy, and 1t will en-
courage the use Of italian material
In italian clothing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

There m a n y
a b lie scientists
give their lives TO
beauty study. And
their results are
k n o " n every
where. ] am try.
ing TO bring TO
American women
the best idea g
they develop. I
want them for
myself and for
you.
One Of the best
ideas I found
there Ia a way to
clean the skin. It
Is a liquid which
contains no ami
NAL, NO vegetable
grease. II cannot
assimilate in any
way with I h e
skin. II simply
penetrates the
req to the
depths. then de-
marta Whau y0lY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
DIARY OF A
NEW FATHER
BY ROBERT e. DICKSON.
BY FANNY Y. CORY.
(Copyright. 1927

Wednesday Night;
AT the bridge club last night we
were sitting around talking while the
hostess was out in her kitchen dishing
up a hearty repast of sandwiches a
quarter-of-an-inch thick. and coffee
and only one kind Of cake, not any
thing to tell your friends about, and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03
Across.
Copyright. 1929

Across.
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Z. Stomach.
10. Assist.
IL. Scotch name.
IL. Fairy Of Persian lore.
13. Prefix: again.
IA. Article of food.
Is. A diphthong.
16. Mans nickname.
II. Prussian resort.
is. Very loud.
! 20. Eskimo dwelling.
%. Exist.
%. International language.
a. Babylonian deity.
25. A shaking.
u. Mother.
%. Engineering degree (abbr.)
%. Narrow passage.
80. Portuguese title.
81. City of the Chaldees.
80. Exists.
80. God of love.
"a. Containing nitrogen.
81. Cook in certain way.
80. Thus.
80. Concerning.
10. Nodule of earth.
Al. In this manner.
AZ. Enough.
; a. BY way of.
80. Foot Of an animal.
46. Request.
A. Hold back
Down.
I. Body of water near Mexico
2. Hasten.
3. Unit of germplasm.
4. Excavates.
5. Fragment of cloth.
8. Prefix: into.
z. Myself.
3. Asiatic sea-
3. Town in Massachusetts,
~. American naval officer
IA. Ostrich-like bird
Is. Exclamation.
II. Measure of length.
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What Girls
In Paris Do
By Edna Wallace Hopper

make yearly trips to France. and
have done so for many years. Just
to find the best aids to beauty and to
youth
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

wipe II off. all the CRIME, all that clogs
the skin comes with it.
This is what / use to clean my face
skin as girls do in Paris, ! never use
soap and water. Results are astounding.
When you learn them you will always
do as do. "a.
I call this product my Facial Youth
1t will bring you new conception OF
what clean skin means. urge you to
try it, Take from your face skin all
the hardened oil. dead skin and waste
and see the results.
All toilet counters sell Edna Wallace
Hopper's Facial Youth at 75c. Or the
coupon will bring you a sample bottle
with my Beauty Book. Try this facial
cleanser You will never know what a
clean skin means until you do that.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-03-03

IT TAKES WISDOM TO KNOW
WHEN TO SPARE AND WHEN
TO USE THE ROD ON THE
UNRULY OR DISOBEDIENT
CHILD TO MAKE 1T BENEFIT.
CIAL TREATMENT.