The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1927-01-28
IN WHICH | AM PAID COMPLI-
MENTS

DEAN MUM
You should of been in the Elite
/ Beauty Parlors this am, to see
what happened when l walked in with
my new costume. / have got to wear
it to work you see because l never
know when Mr. Edgerton will give
me a ring on the phone. You would
of thought the girls had never seen
no real swell clothes in their lives
before, they just let out one yell, and
then OF course they wanted the whole
story when and where and how and
especially how much. And when
wouldn't tell then | was a cat and
Hattie SchOenstein-she has had a
mad on me ever since l told her that
the French way of her name would
be Hotaire-well she says, How
much did you pay the gentleman for
that?
l says, 81 paid him some valuable
IDEAS" and of course they all thought
that was the funniest joke they ever
heard for how could the poor Stiles
imagine that / was being consulted
about what the greatest Man in the
whole world was to say tweed a
week to the newspaper reporters of
the whole world? If l had of told
them that they would of busted with
laughing.
But say Nom it is sure wonderful
to be dressed right up to the minute
you may say what you please but
there amt any feeling like it. AL
ready today three gentlemen have
asked me will l go out to dinner with
them and l have had to tell them
that l have a steady which is the
easiest way of getting out of it as
have to be here whenever Mr.. Ed
gerton needs me.
Well l have got the afternoon pa
per, and see the Spokesman has not
said what l advised Him to say about
the Reds. What He did say was SO
much wiser l could never of thought
of it myself and it made me have
a great reverence for Him. He saws
that the Roossians should be allowed
to buy our tractors because we have
got to preserve freedom of trade be-
cause that is the great principle up
on which American prosperity is bas-
ed. And of course l can see thai for
If | had of went into that Bon Ton
Store with Mr.. Edgerton and the
clerk had of told me that they would
not see me no suit because maybe
they didn't like the looks of me or
something why where would l of
been then? And so the Spokesman
said we would not stop the people
that come over here from Roossia TO
buy things but only them tnat had
come to teach US ideas that was dan
gerous.
| will tell you something funny
that will show you what a wonderful
thing it is that the Spokesman is do
ing In educating all the people in
ideas that is safe. l got some of
the girls to talking about interna-
tional affairs this morning because
you see l want to find out what il
is that the plain people think so that
l can tell Mr.. Edgerton and he car
tell the Spokesman. | asked them
about this business about letting the
RoOssians come over here to buy
things and they all got mad and they
says no we don't want none of then
dirty Bolshivikis over here they ha.
went and natiOnalized all the womer
IN Roosia and we don't want none OF
that ain America.
Then you don't believe in freedom
OF trade?" l says and Florabelle Nc.
Ginnis she flares up, 81 believe in ev.
cry girl having right to choose he1
own feller," she says, "and if thai
amt freedom of trade then what is .
, Well when l come home from lunch
| had the paper with that interview
That the Spokesman had give and
hands it to Florabelle and I saws
; See here, the Spokesman has beer
talking about what you said" AnC
: so she read it and little later
hears her talking with Ada Higgins
and she says, "Well if them Roosians
mas got the money and its gooc
= money why let them come in I say
and buy what they want because af.
Ter all freedom of trade is the great
: principle upon which American pros.
: perIty is based" Just like that she
SAID 1t Nom as if it was her own ides
= but she had just took it UP because
she seen it in the paper the poor sillv
put you can see how very important
! 1t is that | should study these cues.
lions and get them right so that
can know what to tell Mr.. Edgertor
to tell the Spokesman to tell the
t Floradumbelles.
: Another idea was in that interview
and a very important and wise idea
as l can see. The Spokesman saws
, there IS another great principle upor
which American prosperity is based
ana that is freedom of opinion; every
body has got the right to saw what
they think and so we will have 9
chance to find out what ideas is the
: best. l read that to some of the girls
SO as to Sc what they would say and
, Hotaire-she is always looking to saw
something different from me. so as
: to put me into a hole-she saws
Wei, if he thinks that, why is he
scared to let them Roosians come in
and say their ideas?"
: And did you ever hear anything Sc
silly as that letting them Bolshivikis
come in and shoot off their faces!
: We'll but why not?" she says per.
sistent like.
| says, "Why you poor simp don't
you know them fellers brings in 6
lot of money to try to tear down our
government"
"Well," she says, "and can they do
it,"
And I says, "No of course they
cant do it."
And then she says. ssThep .vhv-. do