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Evening star., 1927-04-02
MAY ALLOW COURT
TO NAME EXPERTS
Ohio Measure Would Permit
Outside Testimony in
Civil Cases.

A bill which would give the judge
one or more disinterested qualified ex
perts to give testimony on matter in
voIved in the litigation has passed the
lower house OF the Ohio Legislature
and is now before the Senate.
The provision would create ma
chinery for setting up expert testi
mony i'm such matters as valuation
of real property In such a way as tC
eliminate bias in the witnesses sum
moned.
While the proposed measure would
cover every type of expert testimony
involved in civil actions. the text fol
lows very closely the model bill recon-
mended by the National Association
of Real Estate Boards at its last an
nual meeting for insuring the calling
of disinterested qualified witnesses
and for eliminating abuses in regard
to expert testimony upon real estate
valuations.
The text of the bill which has just
been passed by the lower house of
the Ohio Legislature. empowering the
trial Judge in any civil action to sum-
mon qualified disinterested witnesses
to give expert testimony as to the
IudtLci iIlSOltSo III Tic lltlEdliOt 10 do
follows:
"Section l. Whenever in any civil
action in any court Of record, expert
opinion evidence becomes necessary
or desirable, the judge of the trial
court may appoint one or more disin-
tNrested qualified experts, not exceed
ing three, to investigate the subject
matter involved in said litigation. and
testify on the trial. Before entering
upon such investigation, such experts
shall take and subscribe the following
oath before the judge making the ap-
polntment, or some officer designated
by him:
~ do solennly swear that I will
make a faithful and impartial exami-
nation of the matters to be investi-
gated by me. and that / will make
true report thereon according to the
best of my knowledge, belief and un-
derstanding. So help me God
THE compensation Of such expert
witnesses shall be fixed by the court
and paid by the county upon the order
of the court as a part of the costs Of
the action. The receipt by any expert
witness summoned under this section
Of any compensation, directly or in
DIRECTLY, other than that fixed by the
court and paid by the county, or the
offer or promise by any person to pay
such other compensation by way of
gift, or any thing Of value. shall be
unlawful and punishable as a con-
tempt of court. Such experts shall
be subject to cross-examination by
both parties. The appointment Of the
expert witnesses as herein provided
shall not impair the right of either
party to summon other expert wit
nesses.
cSection 2. Such expert witnesses
appointed by the court may be re-
qufred by the court to prepare a writ
ten report under oath of their findings
On the subject matter involved In the
litigation, and such report shall be
fled with the clerk at such time as
may be fixed by the court. Such re.
port may, with the permission of the
court, be read by the witness at the
trial but said expert witness SO pre-.
pairing and fling such report shall be
subject to cross-examination upon the
same as fully and to the same extent
as though the facts presented were
submitted in his oral testimony"
Evening star., 1927-04-02
Gardening in Washington
AND ITS ENVIRONS
Conducted by W Wellington, Garden Editor, The Star

Practically every one of the agri-
cultural experiment stations. includ-
ing those Of Maryland and Virginia,
prepare spraying schedules for grow
ers of their respective States, and in
addition they are pleased to supply
any other needed information.
Care of the Lawn.
At this time of year old lawns are
apt to look spotty--that is, here and
there patches of brown show amid the
green. This is due usually to crab
grass which last Summer smothered
out the better grasses, only IN turn
to die out at the end of it's annual
existence. These bare spots should
be seeded now with good lawn grass
seed. The old soil should be dug
shallowly with a spading fork, work
ing in either bone meal, cottonseed
meal or some high-qualitX mixed fer
tilizer at the rate of about one pound
to each 40 square feet. After this
the surface should be raked smooth
and the grass seed sown at the rate
of about one pint of seed per 100
square feet The seed should be COW
cred lightly and the whole area, in
cluding the established grass, rolled
to secure a level, smooth surface.
Holes in which water may collect
should be filled with good surface soil,
fertilized and sowr with seed.
For lawns which are hopelessly
worn out, it is as well to spade UP
the whole area, working the soil
deeply and applying bone meal or
other fertilizer. The shade of large
trees and dense shrubbery is hard on
grass but the evil effects may be
partly offset by planting special mix
lures of seed designed for shady loca'
tionS.
The lawn may easily be the most
beautiful feature of the home. IT
stands to reason that it deserves feed
ing and care Just as much as any
other portion of the home grounds.
The lawn is benefited by frequent
mowings in which the short clippings
are allowed to remain on the lawn and
thus help to build up a reserve supply
Evening star., 1927-04-02
Spray Thoroughly.

Little is to be gained from haphaz-
ard spraying-that is, the covering
Of certain branches and the missing OF
others. Careful spraying commences
in following directions. 1t is poor
policy to use more or less OF the in
gradients than is stated in the
formula on the package. More may
!njure the young foliage or fruits and
less may not be effective in controll-
ing the pest. ~Although commercial
orchardists prepare the materials for
most of their spraying operations, TINS
procedure is usually not practical for
the owner of few trees. There is a
prepared spray for practically every
need and these are for sale at the
large seed stores and at most all
suburban hardware shops. The little
money saved in home preparation
would, in the case of the home gar
dener, be more than offset by the cost
Of essential utensils for mixing.
In spraying the home gardener is
handicapped in many ways. Outnts
to be really effective must be capable
Of maintaining a high pressure which
will scatter the spray in fine mist.
Naturally the type of sprayer practi-
cable for few trees and shrubs CAN
not be expected to perform like the
expensive commercial outfit. Never
theless, very effective work can be
done IL the workman will take the
time and care to cover all parts OF
the tree.
Timeliness is another factor in
spraying success. Nothing is gained
by locking the barn after the horse
is stolen. So it is with spraying; pre-
vention is worth more than any
amount of later treatment. For exam
pie, the codling moth worm is fought
successfully only while the calyx
cup is still open and the scab of the
fruit and leaves is held in control by
early spraying before the spores have
gained foothold. AS a rule the home
gardener sprays less than the COM
mercial grower and it is all the more
necessary that he makes his efforts
count.
Evening star., 1927-04-02

to the home grounds, especially the
small city lot. On large estates the
privet hedge does not seem to be quite
SO out of place. often serving quite
effectively as a boundary between
properties or for dividing the orna-
mental grounds from the more ntili-
tartan vegetable gardens. orchards
and farm.
Evening star., 1927-04-02

The greatest trouble with privet In
the difficulty of keeping it within
bounds. Despite regular trimming
there is a tendency to annually gain
In size, finally becoming out of all
proportion to the size of the place.
Furthermore, trimming good-sized
privet hedge Is a really burdensome
task during the fast growing season
Evening star., 1927-04-02
4 sprIng and carly summer.

of Spring and early Summer.
If one really feels the need OF a
division line, there are many more
satisfactory plants. Box is very sat
isfactory except for it's extremely slow
growth. q characteristic really in its
favor after 1T has once reached a
goodly size. Japanese barherry also
makes an excellent hedge One or two
Evening star., 1927-04-02

clippings a year will keep the bar
berry in excellent shape. And in ad-
dition the red fruits are highly orna-
mental in the Winter season. Some OF
the evergreens. including Carolina
hemlock, are useful hedge materials,
but are little too large for the small
city place. As n matter OF fact. an
Evening star., 1927-04-02

Continued on Twenty-first Page)
Evening star., 1927-04-02
5th and Delafield SITS.

Over 1000 Life
time Homes built
and sold, with zoos
more under con-
struction to meet
the great demand.
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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15
REJTELYEs CsALADI DRAMA
UJPEsTEN
A ferjet revolvergoly6 erte, az
asszony felvagta az ereit.

A multi napokban Ujpesten
Tor0k Ignac-utca Z. szamu haz-
ban veres csaladi drama jatsz6-
dot tie. Harom h6nap 6ta lakott
ebben a hazban Remedies Lajos
villamostarsasagi tisztvisel0 fele-
segevel, sziiletett Zoltan Margit-
tai. A hazbeliek Kenedicsekrol
AIT tudtak, hogy ket esztendeje
hazasok, de semmit sem sejtettek
arr6l, hogy a latsz6lag csendesen
elS hazaspar kozott sulyos ellen
tetek vannak.
Remedies villamos reszveny-
tarsasag ujpesti telepen teljesi-
tett szolgalatot, meg pedig min
dig ejsza'kai szolgalatot, delutan
ct 6rat6l' hajnalig. A hazastarsak
azonban a nappali orakat sem toll
t0ttek egyiitt, inert Kenedicsne
reggeli 6rakban kiment edes:
anyjanak .Rakospalotan lev6 laka-
| sara, ahol tobszor panaszkodott,
hogy ferje mem ad haza egyl, kraj.
cart sem es ICY neki val6saggal
/ chen keltene halnia.
A fatal asszony gyakran emil
tette hozatartoz6i ,el5tt, hogy ezt
az eletet ICY mem birja Is el fog.
ia magat pusztitani. Csitortok0n
reggel azutan be is kovetkezett q
tragedia.,
! Remedies Lajos szokott id5ber
hajnali 4 6rakor teri haza szol
galatab6l, hamarosan lefekidt E,
reggel s oraig nyugodtan aludt
| Az, hogy reggel 5 orokor mi tor
I tent hazaspar szobajaban, mee
egezen homalyos a nyomoz6 ha
tdsagok el5tt. Nyolc 6rakor Toll
Balintek, akik a Kenedicsel
melletti szoms2edos szobaba1
] laknak, eies revolverdorrenesrl
fel a k0vetkez4 pillanat-
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15
49-IK CIKK
"Colic" gyermekbetegssg

Igen sok anya ugy tekinti a
collie gyermekbetegseget, mint
egy elkeriilhetetlen rosszat. Sem
miesetre Sc normalis allapot es
gyakran lehet el6futarja komo-
lyabb bajnak.
A k6likanak sok mindenfele
Okla, hogy a gyermek teste hamar
atfazott. Rendetlen taplalas, akar
idoben, akar mennyisegben, szin.
ten Okla lehet, -
A helyes taplalas nagyon fon-
tos lehet abban az esetben, ha a
bebi k6likaban szenved. A helyte.
len taplalkozas legtdbbnyire gyo.
morrontast Won maga utan, amely.
boil aztan k6lika lehet.
Ha a gyermek k6likaban szen'
we'd, els6sorban nezze meg, hogy
az altesti k0tese, vagy a ruha, mem
tulsagosan szoros-e? Tartsa a ke
zeket es a labakat melegen. Gyak
ran egy meleg ital viz, vagy egy
forr6 vizesiivegnek az als6testr.
val6 tetele gy6gyulast nyujt. al
ez mem segit, tanacskozz6k az or
vossal. Sose hasznaljon orvossa
got, hacsak mem tanacsolja a
orvos.
| Tartsa tisztan a dudlikat es a.
iivegeket, ami altal megakada
] lyozza, hogy az azokra rak6do1
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15

bacillusok a gyomorba jutva meg
fert6zzek a gyermek szervezetet.
A tel megvalasztasanal~ az az
iranyelv vezesse, hogy a tejnek
t0keletes tisztasagunak kell len
nj, menten minden artalmas ba-
cillust6l. Eagle Brand Condensed
Milk eppoly taplalo erejii, mint
amilyen megbizhato a tisztasagat
illet6leg. Az Eagle Milk alkalma-
zasa rosszul taplalt gyermekek-
mel megfelelo eredmennyel jart.
Silany taplalekhoz szokott isko-
lasgyermekeken a javulas tiinetei
azonnal jeletkeztek ,amint etele-
ikhez Eagle Milk-et kaptak. Ne
hanyan k0ziil0k a normalis hizas
hatarait is tulleptek. Val6saggal
ketszer annyit hiztak, mint aho-
Cyan szamitottak a fejlodG oyer
mekntl. Ha ketelyei vannak az
irant, hogy gyermeke sulyban
nem nyom annyit, mint amennyit
kellene, adjon gyermekenek Eag-
lie Milk-et taplalek gyanant. Friss
levego, rendszeres alvas, a szoka-
sos eietm6d betartasa is fontos te-
nyez0k. Gyermekeknek legalabb
egyszer naponkint kell adni az
Eagle Milk-bGl rendes taplalekuk
kiegeszitesekeppen. Harom ne
gyedreszben tolts0n meg egy cse-
szet hideg vizzel es adjon hozza
ket kaveskanalnyi Eagle Milk-et.
Idosebb gyermekek. ginger ale-lel,
gyiim0lcslevel, vagy tojassal ke-
verve fogyasztjak. Azonkivul az
Eagle Milk-et hasznalhatja mint
rendes elelmiszert.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15
Az oserdo Madonnaia I,a: ES,di.Eoza.. IA.,s

! tatott.
@Es masnap megindultak. Elol
a fest6, mogotte a podgyasszal az
erd0or. Felesege Oft gubbasztott a
szoba sarkaban, sirt, a kezeit tor.
delte. Es mikor a. ket lovas tayo-
zott, ugy s6hajtott, maid a szive
szakadt belle.
A lovasok pedig mentel. Ket
oraia baktattak siirii rengeteg-
ben. S a patakon tul a szakadek-
hoz ertek. Avadember kcrcsztat
vetett. Alovak evatosan iepdcl-
tex. Szornyii s0tet melys5g asi-
tott felejiik. S a vadember fol
emelte puskajat es celzott: az
el6tte jaro festo koponyaiara.
A loves hatalmaSat d0rdiilt.
A fest6 hirtelen fejehez kapott
s mmtha visszafordulna, de aztan
nagy ivben kivag6dott nyereg-
bol Is fejjel zu'hant ala a mtly-
stgbe.
A halaloS cs0ndben hallatSzott,
hogyan ver6dik a test szikla
hoz. Es gunyos, verfagyaszto far
kasiiv0ltes jelezte, mikor fenek-
re ert.
Az erd60r leszallt lovar6l. Az
elso lovat visszafele forditotta S
rantott:
Eriggy haza!
S 8 maga levitte a podgyaszt
vasuthoz. OFT a fest0 cimere
f0ladta.-
A Madonna lonyeritesre riadt
fel. Kisietett. Es 10 nyakan egy
| csom6 kibuggyant aludtvert Ia
tOtt.
Tudta mar mi t0rtent. Hango-
san felsikoltott. A kezeit t0rdelte.
Es mecsest gyujtva az atl6tt szivi,
Madonna-kep el6tt, buze6n imad
| koZott.
A vadember csak esterc ert
haza.
Megrugta a feleseget ts raor-
ditott:
= Enni adj! : Es az allkap-
csat csattogtatta.
Azutan folkapta az atl6tt ke-
pet, 0sszetepte tiizbe dobta.
Az asszony kim a kiisz0bon
gyermeket csititgatta. K0nnyek
peregtek ala arcan. Els ugy So
hajtgatta:
= Az a sep mosolyg6 feje /.
mem mosolyog tobbe ream . /.
es senkire soha t0bbe!
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15

Vadlott: Pofon vagott a felese.
Bro: az lehetetlen, attol mem
lehet berugni!
Vadlott: Mondja, biro ur, vag-
ia mar magat valaha pofon az en-
felesegem :?
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15
A remes j0v0.

- Mond csa|k baratom, mire
gondoltal, amikor harmadik fe-
lesegedet is kikiserted a temet6-
be es j0ttel hazafele?
Remes! Nit fogok en- csinalni
feltamadaskor?
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15

Asszony (ujsagot olvas): Bor-
zaszt6 eset! Egy menyasszony, a
hogy az eskiivS utan kilepett a
templomb6l, megnemult.
Ferj: Istenem, milyen cseren-
cseje van nemely farfinak.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-12-15

! - Hallom, hogy az nj lako zon-
goramiiveszY
- Igen, de szerencsere van egy
csomo gyereke es azok ugy ordi-
tanak, hogy zongorasz6 mem hal
latszik.
| A szinfsz: Adjal kolcson ct dol
lart.
A masodik szinesz: Adnek, ha
tudnam, hogy vissza tudod fizet-
| nj
Hogy vissza tudom- -efizet
ni?. Ember, a masodik felWonas-
ban $4,000 dollart 0r0kl0k!
- Mondtam az asszony ferje-
nek, akit festek, hogy elethii ke-
pet fogok csinalni feleseger6l.
- Nit mondott erre?
- Hogy akkor kepet XII fogja
dobni a hazbol!
= Adj kolcson szaz peng6t,
inert k0zel vagyok mar a meg6-
riileshez.
= ANkor meg en- volnek kozel,
ha adnek neked!
Lulu Ga baratn6jehez): A fer
flax egyre kovetelobbek. Lovagol-
mi kell tudnunk, boxolni, repiilni,
a csatornat atuszni.. Nagyanyam
csak harisnyat tudott stoppolni
es megis tizenket imad6ja volt.
- Az iment temettek legjobb
torzsvendegemet. Minden delelott
tizenket stamperli t0rk0lyt ivott
vendegl6ben. xslL
- Es mIben halt meg?
- Senki sem tndja.
PenztarOs: Ez a csekk rendhen
van. Van valami, amivel SEE
melyazonossagot igazolhatja?
Kisasszony (elpirul) /: A derelSa-
mon egy anyajegy.
Szobaleany: Hivjak a telefon-
hoz a nagysagos urat.
A nagysagos ur: Mines idom,
mondja, hogy furd0m.
Szobaleany: AIT mar mondtam,
de nean hiszi
A nagysagos ur: Akkor mar
megis odamegyek telefonhoz.
Ugy latszik, valami ismer6s.
Tanit6: Mondj nekem egy TO-
lyadekot, amely nem fagy meg.
Tanu10. Zorro viz