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The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
Mainland Your Wants Through These Columns
NOTICE.

The regular monthly meeting of the
Home Building and Loan Association
Will be held Tuesday. December 9th.
1927, at 100 O'Clock, on account of the
Goth being "a holiday.
GEORGE Fl. ADAMS. Secretary 9
Dec. 9, 1927.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE OR RIsNT-House. 2ll
Chestnut st. Also house % y. Third
st. Bargains. Call at % n. Third 81:
Lewis Russo, real estate broker u
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
MORTGAGE MONEY

II you want a sIralgnt mortgage. not
over 40 per cent. of the value of
your property, in Pleasantville or Abb
secon, call in and see Stanley Mitch
ell, Room Q, Pleasantvilie Trust Bldg.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

OWNER MOVING INTO
NEW HOME-WE OFFER
PRESENT HOME FOR
SALE AT SACRIFICE.
LOCATED IN FINEST RES
IDENTIAL SECTION OF
PLEASANTVILLE AND SIT
UATED ON LARGE LOT, 50x
100. HAS FINE SUN PAR
.LOR AND LARGE LIVING
ROOM. 3 LARGE BED
ROOMS AND TILE BATH,
WITH BUILT-IN TUB;BASE-
MENT, LAUNDRY. GARAGE,
ATTIC, HOUSE ONLY I. YRS.
OLD. MODERN EVERY DE
TAIL: JUST REPAIRED
THROUGHOUT; GAS. ELEC-
TRIO AND HOT WATER
HEAT. IMMEDIATE SALE.
$40, O0O-$2, goo CASH: BAL
$4,000 FIRST, $1,000 SECOND
STRAIGHT MICS. FOR
YRS. NO BONUS, NO FL
NANCE CHARGE. TOTAL
CARRYING COSTS ONLY $55
PER MO. ACT QUICK. THIS
ONE WON'T LAST LONG.
CALL 103 e. PARK AVE. OR
VIM H. DONAHUE, $50 s.
MAIN, P'VILLE 1454.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE-lA1d- Index machine, cash
register and bookkeeping macnne
ton. II. w. Mcconnell 365 So. Main
49, l9sIlS
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

EUR SALE-PLE ASANTVILLE with
in two blocks of Ansley Park and
near Bay, two lots with nine room
house, including-9 bedrooms and bath,
front porch. electric lights and fix.
lures. gas, pump in kitchen, good coai
room suit, house all screened; imme-
date possession. Price $4,000. Jesse
L. Risley, SOC S. Main Street. Pleas,
nptyille u
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
. USED CARS

We also have for sale q good line
of used Tires and parts. Tommy
Warren.s Garage, 210e18 New Road.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE-PIeasantville, new Groom
house; all modern improvements:
Tile bath, hot water heat, hardwood
cron1ar floors, cement basement and
GARAGE. 200 IT. to trolley direct to At
iantic City. Half square from Albany
boulevard. Fine residential section.
We'll financed. Inquire Coast Auto
supply Co., Absecon Blvd, Absecor1.
Phone PieasantvilIe 1886. IT
FOR SALE OR RENT-New bungalow,
6 rooms, bath, furnace. enclosed
front porch, double garage. city water.
electricity, 6 lots, forty dollars month
ly. Seventh & Rhode Island, Somers
Point. Harry Perry, S36 Sheridan
Road Chicago. p94
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
FoR SALE

FOR SALE-10,00O feet lumber, 2x4,
2x6, 2x8, 2x10 and sheathing, win
dows, doors, timbers. weather boards;
less than u price of new. Location
32nd st. & Bay Shore Ave, Brigan-
tine, or call Pleasantville 1195R. wifi
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
PsYcHoANALYsT

KNOW THYSELF-Amelia. Psyche
analyst and hand reader, will give you
the best advice you can get on all
matters. You will feel better when
you leave her house. She sees the way
modern languages. Haddon Avenue,
White Horse Pike. one mile from Alb
secon, N. J. If
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
FOR EXCHANGE

rooms and bath, all conveniences;
desirable location: will exchange for
Ventnor or Atlantic City property.
Stanley Mitchell. Room 2, Pleasant
vile Trust Bldg.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

COWS, PIGS, CALVES -
We buy and exchange cows, pigs and
calves. Quality Meat Market. IA N.
Main st. Phone Pleasantville 269. WITT
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT-Three room furnished
apartment; centrally located; all
conveniences. N Chester Ave. PIT
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR Neutrality-suspicious. apartment. 3
rooms and bath. well heated, good
location; nicely furnished. Apply rear
3c1 S. Main st. TT
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

- EMPLOYMENT AGENCY -
white and colored help. References.
Quick Service Employment Agency.
814 W. Ashland Ave-. cor Columbia.
w55
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT-House, 6 rooms and bath,
All conveniences, reasonable. Apply
H. Bonacci, pool parlor, 80 N. Main
St, Pleasantviile- If
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT-Apartment. Main and
Adams ave. Charles S. Sheppard;
Phone 30l-W. tt
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-CheNrolet coupe, 1923, no
reasonable offer refused. 70 East
Walnut Ave, Pleasantville. p93
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR sALE-New 7-room stucco house,
tile bath, hot water heat hardwood
fioors, garage; half square from Alba
nv Ave. Boulevard. Terms to SUIT.
Apply M. A. Fritsch. 10 West Decatur
Ave-, or any broker. Phone 253.. II
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT story house, 10 STEM
ton Place, rooms and bath. sun
parlor. all improvements and garage.
Rent $50. Apply 101 Woodland Ave.
Phone 161. tt
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE-Large / y story bunga-
low, contains large rooms and sun :
parlor, and single garage. cost $500
to build will sell for $500 to quick
buyer. $4,000 placed on building and
loan mortgage and $1,000 on second
mortgage. Apply Stanley Mitchell,
Room 2. Pleasantville Trust Bldg.
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CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING

minimum charge, Us words or less.
25c first insertion; 15c each addition
I'll insertion. Each word over %, first
Insertion, 1c; each additional inser-
ton one-half cent?
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE-High class pedigreed.
Flemish giant rabbits prize winning
stock. Also common. 146 Woodiann
Ave. p9o
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT OR 5ALE-Bungalow TIP
Woodland Ave, rooms, bath, cleo
trio, heat, shed, double garage, double
lot, 60x125. Inquire Tommy Warren,
218 N. New Road. tt
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
ASSESSORS NOTICE.

STORES FOR RENT-Centrally locat-
ed, very reasonable. G. S. Sheppard,
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27
FOR RENT.

ROOM FOR RENT-Nicely furnished.
plenty of heat and hot water. 80
Lake Place. WITT
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT-bungalow, furnished. 6
rooms, all conveniences; $40. Shore
Road, Mortified. ]. j. Hefferman.
Phone 1404 IF
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE-Kitchen ranges, heaters.
oil and gas ranges, laundry stoves,
kitchen cabinet and tables. living,
dining and bedroom furniture. chairs
rockers, baby coaches and stroll
lers brass and iron beds, fibre
rugs. tapestry and velvet. rugs. oil
cloth, lamps, Victor victrolas, pianos,
unfinished breakfast sets, desks. chllds
sets, wicker sets and other articles
sold cheap. 2 Old Turnpike II
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE-Lot S9x95, West Green
way Ave. "a block off Shore Road.
Price $1,000; for quick cash sale $l,oUV.
Clear title guaranteed. John Knoll.
2S15 Paramount Ave. Atlantic City. p95
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR RENT-Ho..sc. very central; APP
ply Mr.. Weeks. &c n. Main st. wS5
FOR RENT-Apartmen central. hot
water heat, $27 and $32. e. G.
Weeks, So ~ Main st. wS7
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-12-27

FOR SALE at a Bargain--1 six col
umn Arcola; also l small stove suit
able for shop or garage. Apply 10
w. Decatur Ave. If
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
Lord Cecil ixes Blame.

Tpartte Dis
armament British cabinet
with the British naval demands
at the conference.
sacrifice of British inter-
I sympathy with the instructions received
British delegation has absoved to all
all blame for the failure
the conference
AS fair minded Engstan preventing
be unfair when
sent
sought through
through
Brit
hi with six-nch
lines its far off island
placed cruisers armed with Snch
lesser tonnage and smaller
tremendously expensive proposition and would
havew the
that American nsistnce upon
10000
Baldwin cabinet
friendly
members would
it's resultant
the ad
Yellow
United
with
its
neghbors
British with its
respective consult
ref
California,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
SIippered Age Wanes.

Despite the will be served" in sporting eVe
there are evidences that youth farther towards middle
age
In the American yet to seriously
challenge the crowns Bill Johnston who have passed
that point youth deadne for ranking Oer
a in Helen Wills but q years
old ancient rivals N1oa Mallory anu
former apparently due to the smashing game
to the loss in power o her more
rivals games
Tn baseball the ancient Grover Cleveland the worlds
last holding his place as one Oh w
pitchers in the national who dates back over
Even in fighting thirty ordinarily viewed as
the deadln sensational comeback that mas ou
him and the championship
to Grants Pass Ore last
an indian the second place
unbeatable mooer Asec
without its former acompanl seflnC
the encroachments OF age
thew but lend depvens with nourhmen ana
exercise appears to be and useful life
the result natural
They probably correct insofar
as they would natures laws would tend TO
preserve past the allotted span
Natures have not been ana cannoC
be scientifically coded meat for one poison
another is true
Many of greatest died before
deaths nave oeen oago
strain
lives 1t thus appears that %
person must arrange regimen herself that peculiarly
mental maE OF the subject
well ending while lie as
ending therefore becomes
important plans life conduct themselves
laws their intelligence will merit
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
PREMATURE TAX PREDICTIONS.

~ ~
at the
the fiscal results
passed
building
about the constUlction
take definite action
but they subtract directly from relief
Valley
the
the potential
these probable expenditures
national
poorly
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
DOG RACING CHANGES
LONDON NIGHT LIFE

LONDON R--Greyhound racing, al
the go in London just now, has COM
pletely altered the night life of the
city. Since the sport became so pop
ular at the White City, where an
evenings contest is often witnessed
by 10000 or 100000 persons. London
may be said to dine four times at
night.
First, there are the theatre-goers
who take their meals at $50 or
thereabouts so as to have time before
going to the play. Immediately after
ward appear the leisurely dancers who
dine from $3.50 on. After the dancers
come the dog dinners" as they are
called, these coming after the even
ing races are over, and just before
the fter-theatre crowds begin to ar
rive for supper.
Cafe managers say there has not
been such a definitely new meal-time
since theatre suppers were introduced
in London years ago.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES ]. MONTAGUE
A NEW PERIL.


I gloried in the great success
Achieved by Orville Wright,
hailed with avid eagerness
The miracle of flight;
But this aerial GOD.
Which, 1 have understood
Is to extend from sea to sea
May not be quite so good.
I do not care, where'er I am
To walk in fear and dread
Because beef steak or a ham
Might drop upon my head,
Nor always stand upon my guard
With an uneasy ear
Lest there be tumbled in my yard
A stove: or chiffonier.
Of sleep, which oft WOO in vain,
I'll wholly be bereft
When from a. droning passing plane
The morning milk is left. e'T
And when I hear from my retreat
A motors hum aloof-
I'll be afraid a garden seat
May smash right through the root
I quite approve the great advance
That flight has made of late,
I hope, indeed to soar to France
At quite an early date.
But though it's fine that man can fl.
Like eagles, here and there,
I'd rather that the goods buy
Should not be sent by air.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

Lila: What makes canoes UP, Joe!
Joe: There are many reasons but
usually it is the girls fault.-Michi-
gan Cargoyle.
Wife (buying a new hat): Dear,
what kind of bird shall 1 have on
it?
Husband: One with small BILL
Oregon Orange Owl.
He (twice nicked by the razor
Hay, barber, gimme a glass of water.
Barber: Whassa matter, hair in
your mouth?
He: No, I wanna see if my neck
leaks.-Wet Hen.
"Let's .see," said Methuselah, who
was trying to recall something. 1t
! was just after I celebrated my fourth
sesquicentennialp
"a snake dance" thought the girl
as the lounge lizard put his name on
her program.-U. Of S. Calf. Wampus
Frosh: Can't I get in the show on
my face? 81 aallt
Ticket Grabber: No, but you can
go out on |it.-Arizona Kittykat.
"What, Cleoptra, you are not weary
of being Egypts Queen, are. .you?"
Weary. Don't asp Cornell Wild
oW.
Two inebriated sailors were arrested
in New York for stealing scale
They claimed they were told to weigh
the anchor. Williams Purple Cow.
"Why did you strike your husband
with rolling pin?
"Well, you see, Judge, wanted nc
try to make him level-headed!gs
| Arizona Kittykat.
The Scotchman who offered a prize
to the first person to swim the At
| lantic has recently announced that
the winner must swim the distance
under water.-Carnegie Puppet.
Liz: Where d id you get the rouge,
i kid? Let me use it.
/ Sal: Oh, Henry gave it to me.
Liz: Well, bless his heart wasn't
! that Just too sweet What kind is
it? I wonder where he got it.
Sal: Oh, he found it on the floor
when he took Dot to the show, last
night.-Denison Flamingo.
At first glance this looks like an
epigram.
| ~ lsa f ,
He's so dumb that he thinks that
a criminal offense is a new kind OF
! football formation. Pennsylvania
| Punch Bowl.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

additional satisfaction splendid
months the country has been
parcist military propaganda We constantly
brand has been persistent
the pacifts.
of this propaganda has been spread by innocent and wemeann
international great
other which
other doctrines than Amercansm at heart.
all is spirit
will be- plenty have all
mind business The for the spread pacm
overcowded
traditional hostility another
fear of another.
pacists manifest their liberal spirit
lpahyW military
in included mill
earth today tt] tt
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
Menus for the Family
BY SISTER MARY

BREAKFAST - orange Juice,
cereal, cream, fried green toma-
toes with cream sauce, bran muf-
fins, milk, coffee.
LUNCHEON - Stuffed green
peppers, creamed potatoes. apple
sauce, rolled oats, cookies, milk,
tea.
DINNER-Broiled porterhouse
steak, twice baked potatoes. lima
beans in cream, lettuce and GU.
cumber salad, chilled watermelon,
cake, milk. coffee.
The tomato dish suggested in
the breakfast menu should not be
served to children under school
age. Grownups will enjoy the
fried green tomatoes, though, and
the cream sauce adds to the
nourishment.
Rolled oats cookies will add
much to the picnic basket or the
afternoon tea table and they are
very easy to make.
hOlleU oats COOKIES
One cup brown sugar, 1 cup
seeded raisins, y cup shortening.
2 eggs, 6 tablespoons buttermilk,
11s teaspoons soda, / teaspoon
cinnamon, y teaspoon salt, IN
cups -four, 2 cups rolled oats.
Cream shortening and sugar.
Add u cup sifted flour and mix
thoroughly. Add eggs well beaten.
Dissolve soda in buttermilk and
beat into first mixture. Add
raisins, salt, cinnamon, -four and.
rolled oats. Mix until smooth and
drop from tip of spoon onto but
;ered and Toured baking pans.
Bake twelve minutes in a mod
lrate oven.
Copyright, 1927. NEA Service. Ina-M
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
WASHINGTON a.
LETTER SKI
By RODNEY DUTCHER. NEA Service Writer.

WASHINGTON-Every applicant for
a government license to pilot an air.
plane must undergo a thorough ply
sical examination by a physician au-
thorized by the Department Of Com
merce.
Pilots who are licensed to carry
passengers are put through an es-
pecially stiff test.
The applicant is not required to sit
in a whirling chair or walk on the
ceiling with his head down. Neither
is he placed in weird chambers TO
test his various senses. But although
the tests for the civilian pilot are
quite humane, they are guaranteed to
disuualify the unfit as surely or more
so than the army Or navy tests.
Eyesight is the first thing tested
and the flight surgeon" in charge of
the examination starts off, Just. like
your oculist, with series of letters
of graduated size on the wall.
The Howard-Dolman depth per-
ception apparatus is next trotted out,
with an idea of testing the ability
of the applicant to judge his distance
from the ground while landing. The
depth perception apparatus consists
of board with one post fixed in
it's center and a movable post oper-
ating in runway Twenty feet
away, the would-be pilot slides the
second post by means of cords until
he thinks it is parallel with the sta
tionarv most He must do this three
times and an error of 80 millimeters
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
RSARB0

Cheer up, everybody, ana look 1or-
ward to the holidays. Christmas and
New Years Day both fall on Sun
day this year.
When Clarence Chamberlin re-
turned to his home town an aerial
stunt show was given for his enter
tainment. That's like giving taxi
cab chauffeur an exhibition of plain
and fancy driving.
SOCIAL NOTE FORM EUROPE
Mussolini says men with WhiSkers
don't amount to much. George Ber-
nard Shaw has gone to Italy.
Disarmament is 0. K, but we favor
a large army for Rumania to keep
the sob sisters away from little King
Michael.
One good thing about rough road
anyhoW-there aren't many billboards.
A newspaper headline says WIFE
DOESN'T MIND BEATING. USU-
ally they don't even mind their hus-
bands, let alone beating.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

Mrs. j. w. Sper left yesterday for
Stafford to visit relatives.
Mrs. A. L. Rodee, who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. G. H. Melcher
at Nacozari left yesterday for her
home in Milwaukee.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Neel and young
son have returned from the coast
where they spent several weeks vaca-
tion They went out to the ranch
last night.
B. A. Packard left yesterday for his
Turkey Track ranch, the headquar-
ters of his interests in Sonora. He
was accompanied by Mrs. Packard
making the trip in a buggy.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Melcher left
yesterday for Oregon, where Mr.. Mel
cher is the owner of land in the
neighborhood of Grants Pass.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
CAUGHT ON THE WING

( M. j. Anderson: Fifteen years
ago when 1 went to Tucson every
one there told me that Douglas
was destined to be the largest city
in the state in ten years"
William Hepburn, San Diego:
douglas was put on the map by
Aimee, but it is better not to men
ton her any more because all of
the nicer people in California
think there has been too much
said on an unpleasant subject"
Charles Franklin, realtor, Little
Bear, Calf: Distance is going to
be an obsolete word in ten years.
If people can't see the handwriting
on the wall it is too bad. Soon
trips will become insignificant
and what will count is speed. Five
hours will be the maximum amount
of time consumed in q one thou
sand mile trip. Douglas and Lit
tie Bear will be suburbs of New
York and Los Angeles"
Will McMichael, Holtville, Cal:
"It seems that tourist trade would
be a. very good thing for a
community but we have found
that tourists leave very little
money in a town. The gas and
oil companies take all the money
right out of the city again
Bob Andrews, Big Bear, CAL:
"A ledge at Big Bear is an ex-
pensive thing to start but a
wonderful investment after it is
started. I would rather live here
than any place on earth
Lillian Montgomery, Long
Beach, Cal: "I was in Long
Beach five years before I decided
to visit my old home in Arizona.
I found Phoenix completely
changed and believe, it will be
one of the chief cities of the
middle west in few years. People
are foolish to leave Arizona Tor
California"
William Peabody, Los Angeles:
"Los is a real city and we are
looking forward to a population
of three million people. Los
Angeles does not need the Boulder
dam because the Colorado river
is too salty. and too far away.
ovens valley water and Mona
lake will be enough for six million
people TO use so gallons a day
apiece. I know what am talking
about and expect Boulder canyon
to fall through
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

Just once disqualifieS him unless he
can later show that mere temporary
physical condition was responsible.
Goggles are then put on the appli-
cant, with AIRED glass over one eye
and nothing over the other, to test
his ocular muscle balance. He must
then wiggle his eyes as directed
pointing them up and down from the
nose-to demonstrate his control over
them.
He is then tested for colorblind-
ness and for ocular dilation, after
which a perimeter determines his
range of vision, which is measured
on chart marked off in degrees
when he can see light moved up
from one side.
Hearing is the next sense investi-
gated. The applicant is asked to re-
peat phrases whispered on the other
side of the room Tuning forks are
used and the powers of the middle
ear are tested by an apparatus which
blows air through the Eustachian
tubes, while the applicant makes a
noise like crow. This test, accord
ing to pilots, is the most painful Of
the test.
Nose, throat, teeth, tonsils, sinuses,
pulse rate, blood pressure, arteries,
veins, lungs and other matters are
subsequently tested as part of a
thorough general examination. The
physician looks carefully for the
symptoms of diseases which might
disqualify the applicant.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
With Other Editors
TRAINING OUR YOUTH FOR CITIZENSHIP
H,oS Angeles TimeS)


military
attendance
defense them
will something
The citizen knows what is the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
ABE MARTIN

"I don't see no advantage in flyin'
fer after you light you've got take
bus anyhow" said Lafe Bud tday.
No wonder Solomon was SO wise, with
eight or nine hundred wives cOmbin'
tn neighbOrhOOd ever day.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
STRICTLY BUSINESS

The prize fight promoters don't
want the CORY details sent over the
radio. People who want em will have
to pay for 'em.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
PARADISE ENOW

PARADISE ENOW
Colonel Lindbegh must regard Heav-
en- as a place where there are no re-
ception committees.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
POOR SuRSTITUTF

Billboards are what might be called
synthetic scenery.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31
Plucked From the Plains

Lila: What makes canoes tip, Joe?
Joe: There are many reasons but
usually it is the girls fault.-N6ichi-
gan Cargoyle.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

M. j. Anderson: Fifteen years
ago when 1 went to Tucson every
one there told me that Douglas
was destined to be the largest city
in the state in ten years"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

just once disqualifies him unless he
can later show that a mere temporary
physical condition was responsible.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

Wife (buying a new hat): Dear,
what kind of bird shall 1 have on
it?
Husband: One with small BILL
Oregon Orange Owl.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-08-31

Bob Andrews, Big Bear, Call:
"a ledge at Big Bear is an ex-
pensive thing to start but a
wonderful investment after it is
started. I would rather live here
than any place on earth
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-21
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