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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18
Too Many Butts in Joke

When Peter Campbell of Elaine,
Australia, entered his bachelor quar-
tiers he was knocked fiat on the floor.
Regaining his feet he was knocked
down again. Crawling out of the way
of danger, he struck a match, and
found facing him a large ram with a
district-wide reputation for butting.
Campbell sustained severe bruises and
lots of shocks. His door was locked
when he left home. and the police are
looking for the practical joker who
opened it to pass in the butter that
caused Campbell nearly to pass out.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18
BUSINESS PLACES FOR SALE

BUSINESS PLACES FUR SALE
DRY CLEANING BUSINESS
Elizabeth, N. j.; est. yrs; sales $500 wk. /:
best location; completely equipped incl. Ford
truck; price $500 File J-9O5.
TEA ROOM
In one of most popular resort cities in N. j.:
across str. of yacht club: nothing equal to
It in vicinity; seats Sc; best clientele: price
incl. rms: and bath 1900. File J-23o2.
HOTEL-DINING ROOM
On main highway mr.. Philadelphia, good
ocean beach nearby; est. IA yrs; up-to-date
and best furnishings; % rms; rcpts $1,000
yr.; price bus. and r. e. $26.250. File J-17O4
DAIRY BUSINESS
In live N. ]. city: est. yrs; little competi-
ton; bldg. 40x3S; 8 trucks; large stock:
complete equip; sales $4,000 yr.: price
incl. bus and r. e. $4,000. File J-9o4.
THE APPLE-COLE COMPANY
Philadelphia Office 1924 Walnut st.
New York Office 32 Union Square
Detroit Office. 1901 Transportation Bldg.
AGENTS-MAKE SEQ DAY selling pocket
radios, complete. Eastern Sales Co., ass
West 41st. New York City.
AGENTS-MEN-WOM 1907 PROFIT.
Wonderful line Toilet Articles. Sell on
sight Full-Spare time. Experience unneces-
sary. Nelson Products. Dept. E, Monroe. N. Y.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18
Poor Politie ms
Don't Let That Cold
Turn Into Flu"

That cold may turn into Flu"
Grippe or, even worse, Pneumonia, I'M
less you take care of it at once.
Rub Musterole on the congested parts
and see how quickly it brings relief.
As effective as the messy old mustard
plaster; does the work without blister:
Musterole, made from pure oil OF
mustard, camphor, menthol and other
simple ingredients, is counter-irritant
which stimulates circulation and helps
break up the cold.
You will feel warm tingle as it en-
tiers the pores, then a cooling sensation
that brings welcome relief.
Jars & Tubes
l|!E J j ] ! 8
NV SssD. aAEaS &aaS
Better than a mustard plaster
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18
STOP SECOND SNEEzE
WITH MUC0 SALVE

A little MUCO SALvE, {25 cents at drug
store) in each nostril clears head instant
ly. Contains menthol, oil of pine, oil, of
eucalyptus and other soothing, healing in
gradients. Very pleasant to use. Usually
stops cold in few hours.
If your cold has gotten ahead of you,
get bottle of MUCO SOLVENT. (liq-
uid) rs cents. Not Cough syrup" but
q solvent that brings up the phlegm at
once. Ask your druggist. He knows and
recommends it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18

one else, 1t is supposed to answer Its
purpose twice as well.
Examples might be multiplied from
every quarter of the earth. Most
probably the superstition arose from
the natural desire of the criminal TO
find some excuse for his delinauencies.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18
STORY FROM THE START

Handsome, fastidious and
wealthy-young st. Croix Creigh-
ton awaits his sweetheart at
their trysting place. She is fif-
teen minutes late, this ordinary
little Pennsylvania Dutch girl,
Nicely Schwenckton. but he
awaits her eagerly. She Is so
demurely beautiful, he thinks.
but so out OF his class"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1927-11-18
Kitchen Tyranny

Mrs. A-Two is company, so they
say.
Mrs. B-Yes, our cook never allows
us to invite more than that.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
Curio Coffee Shop
To Open Today for
Business in Douglas

Announcement has been made OF
the opening to greet the new year
Of coffee shop and dairy lunch room
to be known as the Cul-o Coffee Shop
directly opposite the Dispatch offices
on 18th street. The proprietor claims
for his establishment that it is the
first of it's kind in Douglas.
The manager says that the new
shop will specialize in The best OF
coffee and appetizing sandwiches.
They expect to serve tamales, some
thing which is not on tine menus
of other eating places III the north
part of the city.
Boston baked beans mot ont of a
can" will be another feature, accord
ing to the management. A lounge
for ladies which is to kept entirely
separate from the lunch counter is
arranged for where women may drop
in for their lunch or tea and play
a piano or phonograph ii they please
A stove has been set ~ in the
front windows and the COOK will be
seen there turning out the various
dishes SO that the public may in
spect the kitchen at any time merely
by walking UP the street.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
PIONEER ATTORNEY
is BURIED AFTER AN
IMPRESSIVE SERVICE

r. N. French, pioneer Douglas at
torney, was laid to rest in Calvary
cemetery yesterday Afternoon follow.
ing impressive services at the Epis-
copaI church. The services were at
tended by prominent attorneys from
throughout the county, many having
motored from Tombstone and Bisbee
to pay their respects at the last rites
for man with whom they had asso-
ciated through many years in the
practice of the law.
Rev. E. W. Simonson officiated.
Pail bearers, chosen from among the
ranks of those men who have been
prominently Identified with the vari-
Gus phases OF pioneering III which
deceased himself had taken no small
part were, S. p. Applewhite, Fl. G.
,Beumler, b. G. Thompson, George
Motifs John Hart ana James F.
Mcdonald.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
FOOTBALL COACHES WILL HAVE
LARGE VOICE IN RULE MAKING
ByTayIor

NEW YORK, Dec. 80 R-College
football coaches will have a bigger
voice even if not a bigger vote in
their effort to put over at least two
changes in the gridiron rules for
1928.
After going on record today in
favor of eliminating this years new
rules affecting the lateral pass and
recovery of muffed punt, the
American Football Coaches associa-
ton, at their annual meeting, ac-
cepted an invitation to have three
representatives sit as observers and
advisers" with the national football
rules committee.
This invitation was extended to the
coaches by Edward K. Hall, OF New
York, chairman of the rules com
mittee. It was generally regarded
as compromise arrangement grow
ing out of the insistence of the
coaches upon having more to do
with making the rules of the game
that they teach from one end of the
country to the other.
The coaches already have five OF
the ten places on the rules COM
mittee, as reorganized yesterday by
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
allowed the ball to get away from hin
and roll toward the grandstand.
EVEN uMPs DID ACT

Flushed with pride at his apparent
success in outwitting the opposition
Altizer continued on to the plate
Bradley's throw to Catcher Mig
Clarke had Altizer beaten a yard, but
Mig purposely missed touching Dave
as he slid into the plate. He failed
to put the ball on him by at least a
foot.
At this stNge had to do my stuff
and with all the pomp that I could
muster majestically waived him out
and called him so in my very loudest
voice. After rendering the decision ]
tried my level best to get away from
Altizer, but he was too quick on the
trigger for he grabbed my protector
kicked my mask, and showed me hither
and thither while the crowd roared its
approval.
He delayed the game at least five
minutes before he would resume his
position Had the affair been on the
square, Altizer would have been suS-
pended for week because of his ac-
tionS.
1t was not until the next inning that
he learned from his teammates that
he had run wild in making the circuit
after being doubled up at first. Then
he apologized. That incident happened
many years ago, but I still regard it
as the comedy classic of my career.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
BOY IN SEARCH
OF FATHER HERE
ASKS POLICE AID

Rowley Babcock, aged Is years,
was brought to the police station late
yesterday by persons who had picked
him up on the highway. lie told
officers that he had come from Tue
sen to join his father here He gave
his fathers name as G. M Babcock
and said that he was government
enploye.
The youth said that he had been
living with his grandmother in
Tucson and that his father had
written from Douglas asking him to
come here and saying that he would
send him a ticket on December 80
The ticket did not arrive on time
SO the boy started out on foot yes
terday morning and by catching rides
with motorists made the trip in one
day.
He explained that he did not know
where his father worked 1ut that
if he had come by train his parent
would have met him at the station
AS it is he is asking the police to
assist him in locating his father.
ANY information will be thankfully
received at the city hal.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
Battalion Track Meet
AT Camp Jones Is Won
By Men Of Company

The first of a series of monthly
track meets was pulled off at Camp
Harry j. Jones yesterday morning
with men participating from every
company in the battalion. Private
Adams of Company G drew down
the highest percentage OF wins He
starred in many events Private
Page of the same company did some
fast work and Portley OF A company
was a good man. Clark of A COM
pany also proved an athlete.
Page won the 100 yard dash in
10 2-5 seconds. Adams of G company
was second and Portley of A company
third.
The 22O yard dash was won by
Adams in 25 second, with Portley
second and Fair OF c company third.
An equipment race was won by
Corporal Allen OF A company, with
White of B company second and
Deming of A third.
In the $40 yard relay Company c
lcame out winner, the time being
second and Company B third. The
winning team was AQaIllS, ANDERSON,
Page and Fair. The team coming
second was Clark, Floyd, Bird and
Deming.
r company won the tug or war,
with A company second and c COM
pany third. >
Adams made 18 feet and IL inches
for the running broad jump. Edwards
of D company took second with 18
feet 9 inches and Clark took third
at 13 feet 4 1-2 inches.
Company G won the mile run and
A second and D third. Company G
won the highest percentage with 30
points, Company A second with 20
points, Company B third with nine
points and Company D last with four
points.
n
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
KEPT ON RIINNING

At the time, Stovall was but foot
or two from first base, as he had been
playing the bag to keep Altizer from
getting big lead. When the line
drive stuck in Stovall's glove, it retired
the batsman, making two out. BY
touching first base, he completed a
double play on Altizer,- retiring the
side. AItizer, running wild with his
head down. didn't know it.
AS Altizer neared second, the Chi
cago coacher at third yelled, "Slide,
Dave, slide" He accommodated by
going into the bag feet first in the
most approved style. Stovall, seeing
the hoax, helped it on by throwing the
ball into center field.
Getting to his feet, Altizer dashed
for third The crowd seeing the humor
of the situation was in an uproar.
The fans yelled for Dave to score. Joe
Birmingham, playing center field for
Cleveland, retrieved the ball and threw
to Bill Bradley at third, who purposely
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
PENN. AND CALF /.
TO BATTLE FOR
CRIDIRON HONOR

BERKELEY, Cal, Dec. sc tP)-
Pennsylvania and California, friendly
gridiron rivals since the first day OF
1925, will renew football relations
here tomorrow in a game expected
to furnish a fair test between eastern
and western styles OF play.
Under favorable weather conditions
$4,000 or more persons are expected
to see the big university elevens
clash in Memorial stadium, where
three years ago California's Bears
jumbled the Penn Quakers, 14-0.
The game also will be the occasion
for paying homage to Andrew Latham
Smith, California's famed coach who
died in the latter part of 1925. Andy
was an alumnus and former coach
of Pennsylvania, also, and alumni
and members of the eastern school
will join in dedicating memorial
bench to the former football leader
Representing Pennsylvania will be
the same team that defeated Har-
ward, Columbia and Cornell in i'm
pressive fashion during the regular
season, while California's eleven will
differ but little from the squad that
carried the Blue and Gold colors ir
the 1927 campaign.
Both teams finished long training
spells with brief exercises today
while Coaches Lou Young, Pennsyl-
vania, and "Nibs" Price, California
announced that the players were ir
mid-season form.
A wide open passing game is looked
for from both sides. Penn features
an aerial attack, while California has
been drilled steadily in this style OF
play since the regular season closed
The Bears will have considerable
weight advantage over the eastern
invaders, averaging 1876 pounds to the
man against ITS pounds for Penn
sylvania.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
FLYING SERVICE
SCHOOL STARTS
AT FAIR GROUND

The Munsell-Brill flying service.
established at the fair grounds avia-
ton field has started regular bust
ness of teaching people to fly. A
number of local boys and men are
listed to take lessons and are already
started on the rudiments OF the air
game.
The service has two good ships, one
a Lincoln standard which is used for
carrying passengers and will carry
four beside the pilot. The other IS
a regular student snip which holds
the pilot and the student. It is q
Curtiss biplane and is a very pretty
piece OF work.
The student ship has just been
completely cverhauled following the
trip from the coast and is in fine
trim. The embryo tliers are taken
up and given their balancing in.
structions first, after which they are
gradually taught the various theories
and practices for driving the ship
The first test is for the purpose of
determining ii the student is capable
of plotting a plane. A man must
have a good sense OF balance to be
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31

the National Collegiate Athletic asso-
citation, but it was their desire to
have even closer contact with the
rule making body. AS a result, on
Mr.. Halls invitation, they named
Knute Rockne, of Notre Dame; Hugo
Bezdek, OF Penn State, and Bill
Spaulding, of the University of Cali
fornia at Los Angeles, to sit with
t the rules committee at its 1928 ses-
sions. In effect the coaches thus
will have eight representatives at
| these deliberations.
In gaining this concession, however,
Mr. Hall pointed out that the coaches
are merely being accorded the same
privilege which for several years mas
been granted to officials. 1t has been
customary to have three officials sit,
as observers and advisers, with the
rule makers. Mr.. Hall said tonight
he expects to invite again the three
officials who sat with the committee
last winter, namely, DR.. E. J. OBrien,
of Tufts; Walter Eckersall, OF Chi
cago, and Walter r. Okeson, OF
Lehigh.
''This will enable the committee to
get the benefit of all points of view,'
MIR. Hall explained. "The coaches
felt that they should have repre-.
sentatives OF their own choosing and,
on my own authority, I issued the
invitation to them. I believe the
committee will back me up. OF
course, these special representatives
will have no actual vote in cur
decisions"
II So far as the rules are concerned
the coaches do not altogether agree
with the "stand pat" attitude OF
Mr.. Hall, whose report yesterday
stressed the rules committees salts
faction with the present code, and
opposition to any further changes OF
Importance. However, in recommend
ing turn to the 1926 rules govern
ling the lateral pass and muTfed punt
the coaches acted more in a desire
| to eliminate confusion over these
rules than because of any decided
opposition to the changes them
selves.
1t was only after a sharp and
prolonged debate, however, that the
association decided to recommend these
two changes. The vote to remove
the new freedom given to use OF the
lateral pass was 56 to 16, but on
the muffed punt rule it was much
closer, 81 to 35. Muffed punts this
year have been declared dead at
the point of recovery, but the coaches
want to return to the method per-
mitting a player to run with re-
covered punt.
The fight for these changes was
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
RAISE CATTLE TAX

PHOENIX, Dec. 80 (#0-Range cat
tie in Arizona will be assessed for 1928
taxation purposed at a minimum value
of $18 a head, or an increase of 81 a
head over the minimum value for
1927, according to a resolution adopted
today by the Arizona tax commission,
and addressed to county assessors.
The tax commission also voted to
hold the minimum tax on sheep at last
the 1927 figure, namely Sc, instead of
reduction of one dollar as requested
by county assessors at the recent Yuma
conference.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31

mo Breakfast Complete without
The Dispatch"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
Billy
FN'AAS|l
MOST HUMOROUS EVENT

Without doubt the most humorous
situation that has ever come under my
observation. in the majors had Dave
Altizer, former big league star, but now
numbered among the has-beens, play
ing the leading role. I enacted the
part of villain. s
It is baseball tradition that a player
released by major league club gets
no greater delight than helping bring
about the defeat Of that club as a
member of some other team.
Altizer had just been released by
Cleveland to Chicago. The two clubs
were playing at Chicago before a big
Sunday crowd. The day was made to
order for Altizer to do his victory stuff
thereby making the manager of the
team that released him look like a
sucker.
Late in the game, with one out
Altizer reached first on a clean single
to right. Chicago, trailing by couple
of runs, was forced to try for a bunch
of tallies.
The next batsman gave Altizer the
hit-and-run sign. Dave was off with
the pitch The batSman took a healthy
swing, sending line drive directly into
the hands of First Baseman Stovall OF
Cleveland.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31
BOWLING SCORES

The Copper Queen took four points
from the Wildcats by the losing team
not showing up for the scheduled
games last night.
Childers was the high man for the
team with 226 and 572. They had
bowled the state match Score will
come later.
Copper Queen: Hart, 445; March,
532; Smith, 377; Struthers, 423; Child
ers, 572. Total: 2349.
Wildcats: Forfeit,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31

led by Knute Roekne, chairman OF
the coaches committee on rules, who
declared himself opposed to Mr.. Halls
idea that the games code has
''crystallized in its present form
The stand patters" were led by E.
F. Wyman and Fielding H. Yost OF
Michigan and Robert G. zuppke OF
Illinois.
Outside of these two points, how
ever, the coaches put their stamp OF
approval, after seasons trial. on
the 1927 changes in the gridiron
rules, including the one second stop
for the shift and the removal of the
goal posts to their new position, ten
yards behind the goal line.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-31

a flier and it, when high in the air,
he cannot tell If the ship is straight
or tipped in some direction ne is
not likely to qualify.
Evening star., 1927-10-02
APiRTMENTS-FURNISHED.


VIE II ST N.W.--LIVING ROOM. BED
room. kitchen: heat. gas. electricity included.
1920 I0th ST NV APT. 3--NEWLY
furnished rooms in well kept apartment:
electric light. hotwater heat.
~ NJ ST. NV NICELY FURNISHED
housekeeping rooms; heat. gas bath. gas
range: walking distance: S23
1893 KENYON" 3 1 ROOMS KITCHEN.
bath, $50. $40 $3.50. Telephone in apt,
Adults only.
1880 10th ST, APT MAN AND WIFE
20 share handsomely furnished room and
sleeping porch apt. Pot. 4493.
13IS LANIFR PL-TWO ROOMS. SECOND
floor front. housekeeping: nicely furnished: ::
ras. electric and phone: $40.
1"l3 10Th ST. NW-FRONT APARTMENT
two large rooms llitchcnette. bath. porch
rndern anartment huldinc: reasonable. -
tu3 10th E.-3 FIRSTFLOOR ROOMS
taasnnabe to couple who will care for Arco
heater all improvements. S.-. "a
3Hl4 CONN AVE-APT. WITH MURPHY
rod. dressing room kitchen. dining alcove
hath, $50: also apartment with bedroom
500 COLUMBIA RID. N.w.--3 ROOMS AND
bath. 2nd floor, ami: h.-wh.- eiec. no
objection to small children: So 80 -
15d" VERMONT AVE- ROOM APART
1lent, Ink; walking distance downtown.
rnasonablc.
TWO ROOMS. KITCHEN AND BATH
l.. -l,,fA
Evening star., 1927-10-02

1919 IRVING NV LARGE. LIGHT
clean attractive rooms kitchen. private
bath: south front: near cars: desirable To-
Evening star., 1927-10-02

SPECIAL 5-RM. SUITE, $50.
7-storv frenroof elev bldg: ali ontside
large. bright rooms; tile baths. etc; act
5,a7 Aiso 500 1r% rooms s Sl5 ) r"om. T@%. $50
THE BEST YET.
Near wardman Park. ,@s:9 :sth s.. NV.
aa. two res 9sc snd @% "r 2nf srs. rComs
tile bath, maple floors newly decorated.
ZEE oRf9 FFsfRfIF fRf ls4ira M1HAGFR l1: 10 ApT IL
FOUR MODERN APARTMENr BUILDINGS
CONNECTICUT AND
CATHEDRAL AYES,
Northeast Corner.
A NEW SCHEDULE OF
REDUCED RENTALS.
ap4 hath d 90 one nS ,b b.tbs
FRIGIDAIRE SERVICE.
THOS. ]. FISHER & CO.. Inc,
73s 18th st. Main $3.50.
134o KENYON st. NV.
Mrs Saunders. Res Mgr.
large rms. murphy bed & bath
3 rms. b.. & porch: rent So 80 to s65 mo.
The Winston,
3145 Mount Pleasant ST.,
large rms. rec. hall. bath 4 porch.
The Tuxedo.
1889 T st. NV.
rms. & bath .... rent $40 to $40 mo.
8 rms. d bath. rent. $40 & 81 30 mo.
1900 Biltmore St. NV.
rms rms : bath tn hn..........'.rcn rent ent s4o mo mo
80l Butternut st. NV.
large rms. & bath rent. sos to s72.50 mo.
The Garfield.
o01 18th St. NV.
large outside rms. & bath; rent. SOS mo.
655 Pa. Ave. Sc.
hrge rms; h.-w.h. & bath tower store,.
rent. S55 mo.
1925 10th st. NV.
) large rms. & bath; elevator service.
large L small rm & bath rent. s45 mo.
511 T. St. NV.
large rms. bath. rent. S45 & $50 mo.
The Tiffany,
1Q1S 18th S+
large rms, breakfast ph & bath
Elevator service ........ rent. SIS mo.
147 and 14o K st. NE.
5 rms. & bath. ..... rent. s55 to SOS mo.
3025 Porter St. NV.
3 rms. bath. rent. $3.50 mo.
1929 Conn. Ave. (Studio Apt.)
: large rms. bath show window:
2131 O St. NV.
: !m: P fatR rent. So :Sp' 10 s So So So mS. me.
Llewellvn.
1924 + St. NV.
4 rms. bath. rent. $3.50 $50 mo.
The Fleetwood,
3707 Woodlev Rd.
rms. & bath. rent. $3.50 500 mo.
West View.
I123 CT n w
j.. Elevator and Phone Service. Res. MGR.
" rms. rec. hall & bath.
rms. rec. hall rfni Bath sa2S rent SO $50 mo. mo-
SOLO Conn. Ave.
: 1I5! rms DRESSING Hs,n bath: rent 80 per mo.
rms. bath. rent. 600 to $3.50 mo.
The Eastern.
1854 b st. S.F,.
; rms. & bath. rent $3.50 4 $40 20 mo.
The Charlotte,
212O T St. NV.
rms bath. rent. $3.50 mo.
1905 Potomac'St.
rms & bath. rent. s47.5o mo.
South Cathedral Mansions,
290O Conn. Ave.
Elevator and Phone Service, Res. Mr..
rms rms. 4 bath .,..... .,rent. So mo
/ rooms & bath: norch rent. sliG To- si.5
rms. baths. rent. S113 mo.
I'LL Columbia Rd. NV.
; rms. rec. hall g. bath: rent $40 to $50 80
rm. & bath (bachelOrI rent. $50 mo.
3Ol Oakdale st. and 800 Y St.
rms. bath & porch. ......... rent. $40
McKEEVER & GOSS, Inc,
14l5 X st. Realtors Main 4752.'
THE NEW BERNE.
Northeast Corner 18th and
Mass. Ave. NV.
,ath: all outside front rooms IN good con-
tlon low rent.
WARDMAN,
Main $3.50. 1887 X St. NV.
Evening star., 1927-10-02
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

1877 NEW HAMPSHIRE AVE. THE
Moultou-,. rooms tiled bath. kitchen aHc
porch new Is papered and painted floors r"
finished only $50. Three rooms. reception
halt tiled bath. kitchen. small break IA II
room: front apartment: only S67. See
Evening star., 1927-10-02
AP.ARTMENTS-FURNISHED.

CITE'S BEST FURN. APTS.
VERY LOWEST RATES.
In largest group of tireproof hldgs: :
acres of ground walking distance downtown
24-hr. elev. and swtchbd. service. cafe and
lohhles; h X. or non~h.k. All large outside
rms tle baths. finest fittings large closets
and balconies: y to rm. suites. $50 IN
nosltIVely greatest value in this city; only
few left: act fast Phone Col. 1si4 or see
81 AZ lith ST n "