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New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

MsmbeY Audit Bureau of Circulation Tn. A- B. c. b national organization which furntahes newspapers and adVet- tiser, with . strictly honest anaIyHs ol circulation. Our circulation ratlstics are h.s.A unon thls audit This insures pro- ..ct,oo against fraud in newspaper dis- trlbution figures to both national ana local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Chamberlin gets medal from the President. Levine, 50 far as can be noted, gets none. Airplaning herolcs h | business in which passengers don't count.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
TWO FARM VIEWPOINTS

c. D. Velie of Deere 6S Webber Co of Minneapolis, who are identified with the prosperity-or lack of it in the farming industry, is optimis- tic about the 1927 crops and what they will yield to the farmers.
 This is going to be a picture from two angles, so we will quote Mir Velie first
 "As far as our corn crop up here Is concerned it is q little late, but there Is still plenty of
 time for 1t to pick up and come
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

The ancients did not use alarm clocks, reads a headline. Whlch means they did not work in fac tories.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
A NOn- Stop Hate Flight

A Nonstop Hate Flight
 On The Head Here comes T. Alexander Knapp Oh, Allah, make my right arm strong now! This is the guy that always says "Oh, boy, oh boy! It won't be long now!'
 70. L. Lenrow.
 Right You Are! hate Bill Jenkins Like thief He always calls His boss, "The Chief''
 Catherine B. Hawkins.
 Noble Resolve I'll buy me a gat and long fag- holder And walk till I meet Joe Betz- He is the guy who says, T see you're Keeping away from cigarets!"
 Donald H. Apple. How About Those That Bill? Some hate old things. Some hate new; What I hate
 Is girls that coo!
 Walter J. Goldsmith. Amen, Brother, Amen! I'm going to throttle McNary G.. Blyme, The son-of -a-gun gets my goat! And I'm going to do it the very next time He adjusts the lapel of my coat!
 Julian R. Manley.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
. ,s thn A.sociated Press

Member of tho Associated Press The Associated Press h e1cluhVeiy en- titled to the use for republication or sll news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

You should worry about taxes. The poor cigarette manufacturer makes
 one-ffth as much profit on a pack
 as the government makes.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Another bad thing about rain storm in tho summer is that straw hats don't stand up we'll under the wet. How's yours?
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

The Herald is on sals daily In NO" y,rk at Hotalipgs Newsstand, Times souar,: schultz's NewsTsnda' Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Lire count for more when you rent a house in Italy now. but doubtless liars still figure as usual. on a vacation!"
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
TELEPHONE CALLS
 Business Offics .... Szb Editorial Rooms .... S2e

The only profitable advertising meolum ln the City. Circulation ocoks ana press room alvays open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Love poems are more difficult now. There are so few romantic words that rhyme with >knee."
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

The Indiana Ku Klux polllcal muddle is beginning to look hKe reports from China.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Correct this sentence: My folks" said the cat "always arrange to
 have me cared for when they go ca on vacation."
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

If she's young, childless and healthy, she doesn't deserve alimony. Let her find another sucker.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
Shady Work

Shady Work Chief Detective: "Why aren't you working on that West Side case?" Plain Clothes Man: Its too darn ed hot today. Can't you give me a job shadowing some fat man?"
 Theodore N. Haupt. So far the dumbest summer boarder has been the girl who thought Jersey COWS produced sweaters.
 \ Sure Sign of Man! An aged darky was expounding his ideas on the recent Mississippi flood.
 Vas suh, boss, An don tole yo' dat dis heah flood sho' am d. han
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Now that Nevada doesn't know whether her divorce Is good or not, getting one is about as much of a sporting proposition as getting mar ried.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

It takes four weeks for vacation: two to have it, and two In which to poster the office force with details.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

One reason why Americans hunger for thrills is because there's nothing exciting about sitting on a pillow.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Fable: Once there was a man
 who never chuckled over the mis- fortune of his friends.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

' Americanism: A wife buying
 things to make her housework cas-
 fer: hiring somebody else to use them.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

An arms conference SOS. stands for Same Old Suspicion.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

If you think the race rotten, mo- tice how many leave when that kind of fellow tells that kind of stories
 in the smoker.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
New Britain Herald
HERALD PuBLlsAING COMPANY

tssusd Daily Sunday Excepsed) At Aerald Bldg. @ Church Stree,
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

One reason why commoners were so long doWntrodden is that people who have fleas can't worry about much else.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

There are still gentlemen anu scholars; but the judges or soou whiskey are extinct.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
FactsandFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

A thing of beauty isn't joy for
 ever If she's dumb.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

| Still If 1t wasn't for prohibition
 thing on?
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Cal has pleasant elevation. but
 he isn't as far up in the air as some
 other prominent candidates.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
DON'T THINK: JUST VOTE

The weekly letter of the Nationa Founders Association this week goes into the perils of thoughtless voting Listen:
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28
W&2S TunN nNSA!qb
 O." MxS0N NWlzlu Jkp0
Send all communications to Fun SbOp Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York.

Two Necessary Instrumental AS photographs are needed in sum-
 mer camps, just so Fun ographs would likewise make for cheer, Let's take 'em both along, Folks,
 when vacationing we go And see what merry times we'll
 have this year!
 What the-!! I'm cleaning house today" sud- denly announced Mrs. Peck. Well. can you beat it." groaned her husband.
 ''No." said Mrs. Peck. picking up a rug, but you can-start on this one"
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Earthworms sing, says an ento- molosist. Now we know where the barber shop chords came from.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

interval is inflnitesimal, that is to say. smaller than any assignable quantity" o. Can you suggest an Indian name for a club of girls the object of which is to foster friendship among the girls in the community! A. "Inawendiwin" is an Indian name for friendship. Q. Who is the author of the say- ing "If God speaks anywhere, in any voice, to us His creatures. 1t is in music?
 A. Beethoven.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

In Italy they dig up cities for an- tiquities; over here they do it just for new paving contract
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Considering the third term situa- ton. it was significant to name one
 of the everlasting hills for Coolidge
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Eutsrsd at the Post once at New Brit
 ain e Second Cla0 Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

THE PERFECT WIFE Hello, what are you doing here old fellow?"
 I'm on my honeymoon" Where's your wife?' "Well, somebody had to stay home and look after the shop. Bits.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

If you think men are bosses still, observe how few now sit on the front porch without their shoes.
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

Copyright 1927, Publishers Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1927-07-28

SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 . Year. 31.0o Three MonthA
 7sc. . Month.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

L. T. Knapp and children spent
Sunday at the H. S. Swingle home
where Mrs. Knapp and baby are
making their home. Mrs. knapp,
who is still sick in bed is much
improved at this time.
Mrs. T. A. Meredith and Mrs.
r. R. Mcintosh were hostesses
Tuesday afternoon, entertaining
the Ladies Literary Society at the
home of Mrs. Mcintosh. Ice cream
and cake were served.
j. c. Streyfeller went to WaIla
Walla Monday on business.
Last Sunday was Rally Day at
the M. E. church and a large at
tendance reported In the evening
Ray Nicholaus a former resident
of Richland and who is manager
of Mann's Imperial Orchestra of
Boise, Idaho, gave a fine selection
on his violin which was very much
appreciated.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06


e. c. Wetherill and wife -.
Walla Walla the week end. w vent 70
ing Monday. Return
Cecil Freeman, son Of Fpp
man. proprietor Of the P y, free 2;
nursery, is here from rtIsnsiand
q short visit. siauo on
w. w. Harmon visited ~. =,
in Moscow, Idaho SUNDAY ro. wlie
ing Monday. As'urn-
Mrs. Foster Grenndeu ana
little girls Of Baskerville aro swo
visiting her sister and hpsh mere
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter sbsnoane
north Of town. ppAfo,
Mrs. ]. Z. Mowery is s,.u,.
with Mrs. Arthur Pinchwits 'y .L!s
week. -a,. ~ "i'] TINS
Word was received from ns
w. 7. Richardson of East Hoi Lss'
Montana, former resident Of p;.a
land, that she and family ara A.
ing fine and wish to be rememh No
ed to all her friends.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
HIGHEST PRICES

We are now in position to pay you
the highest prices for your beef cattle
veal and pork. See us befole you sell. we
want to get you every cent possible
for your products And we can sure
make it pay you to deal with us.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

WHEN it comes to the matter of
~ right living, good example
will do more for the other fellow
than all the wholesome advice you
can give him in a lifetime. If you
are doing the right things, if you
pay your debts promptly. if you
are cheerful, friendly and helpful,
if your every day actions are un-
selfish, if you are a liberal booster
in all civic affairs, if you are a
plain, earnest unassuming, loyal
citizen, you will not need to shou,
your creed from the housetops
People are watching you. The,
soon get your number. 1t is not s,
much what you say, as what vol
do, that counts. 1t is possible t.
outline an almost perfect creed
but if you fail to live up to it your
self it is useless to expect other
to have confidence in it. Therefor
be careful Of the example you Sc
for others. If this be preaching
then make the most of it, for j
is the truth.
4
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

Grandma Hackney has been III
since last week with a case of the
flu.
Mrs. F. A. Friermood leaves tho
latter part of this week for Port.
land where She has employment as
nurse.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. B. Dighton en-.
tertained a member of friends al
cards Monday evening. Five hun.
dred was played. Ice cream. pic
and coffee We're served.
Glen Curtis went over to Ma
lotte where he is picking apples
part of the time. He is visiting his
grandmother and aunt Jenney who
is teaching school there. m....
Or. F. j. Lemon and wife of
Scofield, Utah, former residents of
Richland, arrived Monday after
noon visiting old friends and &C.
quaintances. They expect to go
from here to Honolulu where the
doctor will take charge of a hos
pital for tuberculosis for a period
of two years.
MT. and Mrs. Earl Jones spent
Sunday in Pasco.
Last Saturday, A. w. Wall went
to Walla Walla to attend the Blue
Mt. Field trial in which he entered
two of his bird dogs. Altho his
dogs did not take either first or
second place in the contest. Mr..
Wall was very well satisfied with
the showing they made.
James Grierson is in Spokane on
business this week.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
he elected to write it all over him

he elected to write it all over him
self.
His publishers told him the de.
lay would cost him a small fortune
He told them he couldn't help it if
it did. He was going to take his
time and have it right, otherwise
and So far as he was concerned.
there would be no book. That is
the story in substance, and from
what we have read and heard about
this young man, we believe it is
true. In any event, it is typical
of him.
Do you know what it would mean
to the world if every man or young
man would follow in Lindbergh's
footsteps in this particular doing
the job right, no matter how long
it takes? We are inclined to think.
however, that the ''boss" has at
least fifty per cent responsibility
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
ANOTHER LINDBERGH STORY
AND WE BELIEVE 1T

THIS in substance is the way a
= newspaper tells it: Certain
book publishers wanted young
Lindbergh to write book, giving
something of his life but princi-
pally giving his airship experienc-
es. 1t is said that newspaper
man who had made many trips
with the now Colonel, and who
knew more or less about him, did
the writing; it was then to go to
Lindbergh himself for any correc-
lions he cared to make.
1t is reported that when he look
ed the manuscript over he found
many inaccuracies, and aside from
that there were too many cps"
in it and, all in all, it did not read
the way he felt. 1t was "all right
copy for somebody else, but it did
not sound like Lindbergh, and so
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

WE NEVER knew how time has
w changed in this old world I'M
til we overheard a couple of Ken.
newick women comparing dresses
of 40 years ago with those of to-
day. One of them consented to
write out what it took to make an
ordinary afternoon dress about
1887. It required 15 yards of wide
silk, five yards of skirt lining,
three yards Of horsehair cloth to
stiffen the skirt, four yards of silk
for dust ruffle, five yards of vel
veteen skirt binding, "a inches of
skirt betting, the same of waist
betting, one and half yards of
sleeve lining, two inches of buck
ram for collar stiffening, four doz-
en- fancy buttons, one card large
hooks and eyes, two cards medium
and one card invisible hooks and
eyes, five spools silk thread, two
of cotton thread, four buttonhole
twist, two yards featherboning for
waist, one yard small boning for
callar, bolt Of seam binding. To-
day it takes three yards of silk
and thread. Yet no man on earth
can figure why today's dresses
cost far more than those Of 40
years ago.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

French gymnastics are 10 nah.
the body flexible and to free n
from habits Of muscular tension
and relaxing exercises are nsoS
These consist In making absolnte,s
imp one part Of the body after an
other, and finally the whole a.
once by removing all tension from
the articulation. These ererkisa.
are Followed by a series Of energIr
ing or yitalizing movements, SLOW
and rhythmic. '"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
WANNA MAKE A MILLION?
w w. ROBERTSON, publisher

w w. hobERiSoN, puDiisnei
~ and editor of the Yakima Re-
public, recently told us all how we
could become millionaires like
John D.. Rockefeller and Henry
Ford. Simple, says the Colonel,
any modern boy can become as
successful as these two men if
they will be honest, Industrious
and economical.
But we don't believe it. Honesty,
industry, and economy are three
worthy traits of character, but, if
taken alone, they would never ele-
vate anyone to the enviable posi-
tions Henry and John D. occupy.
One other thing is needed Ian
idea.
We believe there are just as
many poor men who are honest,
industrious, and economical as
there are rich, in fact more. Most
of the men we know are thoroly
honest and they have to be indus
trious and economical to make a
living.
Ford and Rockefeller had ideas,
big ideas, sound ideas. They also
had self confidence and were, pre-
sumably, honest, Industrious and
economical. The last three quail
ties were probably factors in their
success, but they were not wholly
responsible for it. Not by any
means.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
THO WHOM do Kennewick people

THO WHOM do Kennewick people
= go when they think of putting
on a community event, of any sort !?
Why the business man, of course
that is always the case. Would
it not be well to remember then,
that when you need the necessities
of life, they should be given first
consideration. If everybody would
buy out of town, there would be no
community events, for the ones
who contribute to these things
would not be here to help put them
across. This is worthy of your
most earnest consideration.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

WHEN you cause your home and
w it's surroundings to become the
inspiration and admiration OF your
neighbors it's no trouble at all to
get others to do likewise. Fact is,
you should make your place the
show place of them all. Try It and
you'll like it.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
of interest

Phillip Nelson returned to Kel.
logg, Idaho Thursday to resume
work in mines there.
Albert Cloninger came home
| Wednesday from Prosser where
he had been employed all summer
Miss Ethel Mckenzie and Miss
Gertrude O'Farrell hiked to Pros.
ser Saturday.
ID. K. Reer who came over from
Winthrow Friday went on a hunt.
| ing trip here Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. w. Whitsor
left Thursday for Seattle, and Ell
lensburg where Mrs. Whitson en-
tered school for a study of music
A show was given Thursday
evening in Anon Hall by a ma
gician which was enjoyed by the
children. A beautiful necklace was
given away to the one who had
the largest number of votes. Miss
Eva Rose was the lucky lady.
Mrs. E. P. Chellis who had been
employed in Kennewick has finish
ed and returned home.
Bernie Boettcher who is teach
ing at Glenwood, arrived Friday
morning. He came home on account
Of mumps and infantile paralysis
among the school children.
Mrs. G. E. McClendon has been
sick in bed for the past week with
a severe cold, but is better at this
time.
Mrs. Earl Jones went to Kenne-
wick Friday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Connell and
little son left Friday for Canada
where they own large wheat
ranch. They will be gone an indef-
mite time, the two older boys they
left here are staying with their
grandmother, Mrs. Earl Cornell,
attending school.
Mrs. S. F. Rayhill of the Rich
land hotel gave children's party
Saturday afternoon in honor of her
nine year old daughter. Alberta.
Mrs. E. S. Hubbard an d two
children, Margaret and Virginia.
accompanied Mr.. Hubbard to Day.
ton where he is employed. A mes
sage was received Sunday that
Mrs. Hubbards return home would
be somewhat delayed on account
of illness.
VIM. Hackney who has been
employed hauling wheat near Con-
nell for the pas t few months re-
turned home Tuesday. He went
back to work Friday.
Merle Smith returned from Gar
field Monday where she has been
on a two weeks visit. She will
visit her mother Mrs. Sarah Smith
until Sunday after which she will!
go back to Portland to resume
her work as waitress in a restau-
rant. Miss Smith brought back
with her, a cousin, Miss Martha
Smith from Garfield.
Mrs. S. P. Michael came home
to spend the week end from Fin
ley where she is teaching school.
Mrs. c. Cheyne was q dinner
guest at the Barnett ranch Sum
day.
A farewell party was given by
a number of friends Saturday eve
ming to Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Berry
with their two children who will
leave this week for Kent to make
their home.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
Richland News Items

For the benefit of the Reporters large list
of subscribers in the Richland Territory this paper
is providing space for items from that district Res
idents of this community are urged to get in touch
with the local correspondent when they have items
of interest.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

with the employee in this connec-
ton.
'Hurry it up! Hurry it up! Work
faster! Turn out more stuff!"-
That seems to be the battle cry
of the day. Doing it right without
loafing on the job is secondary
but very important consideration.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
Book With Copper Leaves

Among the volumes shown IN
Chicago recently among a group OF
ancient tones was one which con-
cists of leaves of thin beaten cop
per, all richly decorated In goio
and lacquer. These leaves were
bound between wooden backs.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06
FINE JERSEYS

We have just received a shipment Of
fine young Jersey dairy cattle. All have
been 7. B. tested, are young and coming
fresh. If you want real cow, see us
about it at once.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1927-10-06

Answers to the puzzle printed herewith
will be found on the Classified AID page.
Check over your list carefully and see how
high you grade in perception. Watch next
weeks puzzle picture.
The Washington times., 1927-03-28
BUYING SENDS
STOCKS UP
by international News sergIes

NEW YORK, March 2S "A rush
OF weekend buying orders for the
leading industrial and railroad shares
resulted in sharp advance in prices
of the well known stocks in early
trading today.
General Motors and United States
Steel repeated their almost daily
performance Of establishing new
peak" prices. Pools in the So
called speciality stocks pushed up
the prices of their favorites IN an
active movement. and railroad stocks
and independent steeIs surged for.
ward in heavy trading.
Easy money and capItalistic con.
fldenee Is Wall Streets explanation
for the sharp advance Of the high
priced Industrial shares. following
three years of steady climbing in
the speculative markets. Invest.
ment demand for stocks today IL re.
ported larger than at any time in
Wall Street history.
American Telephone and Tele-
graph sold at 1859, the highest price
In "a years: General Motors at 1872
and United States Steel at 1854
these prices marking a new high
record for the other members of
this strong market trio.
Atchison and New York Central
were the representatives Of the
rails in the new upward move. Ma.
tional Biscuit, Cast Iron Pipe, Du.
pont. Harvester and other high
priced industrials continued the
spectacular forward movements
which characterized their market
course last week.
Call money was unchanged at A
DeF cent
The Washington times., 1927-03-28
LATEST NEWS AND QUOTATIONS OF THE FINANCIAL MARKETS
CHICAGO LIVESTOCK

CHICAGO, March 2s.-Hogs-Re-
ceipts. $1,000; market 15@25c lower.
Top. s12: bulk. s1o.250l1.s0: heavy
weight, s1o.50@11; mediumweight.
$1o.65@11.s0; lightweight. $11.15@
11.SO; light lights. S11.10@12;. pack
ing sows. ss.75@Io.75; pigs. SIG
11.s5.
cattle-Receipts. 10000; market
steady. calves-Receipts. $500; mar.
ket steady. Beef steers, good and
choice, S1O.60@1s.26; common and
medium. S7.5001O; yearIings. $500
1850. Butcher cattle, heifers, $3.50
Oil; cows, $5.25@S; bulls, $5.5O@S:
calves, s9012.50: feeder steers, $3.50
$50; stocker steers. $608.75; stocker
cows and heifers, S4.5006.50.
Sheep-Receipts, $4,000; market
steady. Medium and choice lambs,
$13.25W16.25; culls and common,
$f150@13; yearlings, &l1914; COM
mon and choice ewes, $5@10: feeder
lambs, $13.50@14.75.