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Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES j. MONTAGUE
HARD LUCK

In the days of Fatima and all of her
ilk
Abode in the lowly thatched harem
They possessed lovely dresses and
satin and silk
And were always permitted to wear
'em.
But it grieved them to think that
their gorgeous array
From their envious sisters was
hidden,
For walking abroad on the highway
by day
Was practice most sternly for
hidden.
! 1t is something of course to be splen-
didly clad,
But wife wouldn't give a piastre
To wear her best dresses alone for
her dad
Or her dull-witted husband and
master.
The danes of the harem, both plump
and petite
Regretted the dearth of their
CndnCcS
To watch other women they met on
the street
Regard them with envious glances.
When women were freed by a law or
trade
To walk out of doors when they
chose to
The order permitting their liberty
made
An occasion they ioyfully rose to.
They thought they'd parade through
the streets of the towns
Till their feet we're beStudded with
blisterS,
And show off their modish Partisan
gowns
To awaken the hate of their sisters.
But alas! in full many a feminine
breast
The illusions of hope fluttered
vainly,
For Kennel came out with the cruel
behest
That all women henceforth should
dress plainly;
They cannot tog out, as once fondly
they dreamed.
And strut forth, self complacent
and perky
Which proves that this life, which is
often esteemed,
Is tough for the ladies of Turkey.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

system vogue with of Great
In Great diplomacy by the best and
in often diplomatic
successful lawyer
this country
tamba o a foreign government
Ambassador renng his post
kind enough regret
O resignation
Dispatches sheffds methods were
through diplomatic
rewarded his efforts at the bar
is abilities trying to make a
OF three
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
A DIPLOMAT IN EGYPT
(Chicago Daily Tribune)


be minister to
really unpleasant international
tarries to make Valedory
includes incidents striking British
with British He
the British Imperialism Evidently
he to be
his
Harding apponee doctor from small Ohio town. given
the thing occasionally
convictions whose unable to them
to
if the amenities to have ALL
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
CAUGHT ON THE WING

Charles L. King, Ell Paso:
"The city of Douglas has al
ways had an appeal to me be-
cause it is such a clean, pretty
little town. There isn't any rea-
son why it couldn't become a
regular metropolis"
William Knight, Detroit: "I
always think of colds when 1t
rains like it does here, but one
can get as wet as sop and never
catch cold in this funny climate"
O.
Pete Black" Douglas ought to
put in a community owned and
operated garage at Lordsburg.'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
CAN SAVE MILLIONS

STATE COLLEGE, Pa, July 8, P1-
The saving of hundreds OF millions
of dollars in America annually can
be effected by proper use of metal
coatings on iron and steel, DR.. William
Blum of the Bureau of Standards,
Washington, asserted in an address to-
day before the institute of Chemistry
of the American Chemical society,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
A BIG DIFFERENCE

The effect of a 10 per cent cut in
the wages of movie actors will de-
pend on whether the figures are taken
from the books or from the publicity
men.
Copyright, 1927, Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
SNAP JUDGMENT

A critic of the dental profession
declares it is SO years behind the
times. Evidently he. has based this
conclusion on the magazines he has
found in dentists offices.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

AAAoo JOdA eNbtAAO'
"When you found you hadn't your
fare, did the conductor make you get
off and walk?" asked the inquisitive
man.
"Only to get off," was the sad re-
ply. "He didn't seem to care whether
walked or sat down."
The latest barber ship fiction is the
little number entitled: Mailed by
Manicurist."
Lines to Wife Who Can't Cook
I like to loll around and think
OF gorgeous things to eat and drink;
OF puddings spiced with sherry wine;
OF tarts with raisins cut up fine
And as I sit, my dear, and think
Of all these things to eat and drink,
I get to brooding, and I rue
The day ever married you.
First Small Boy: I'd like to see a
fish cry.
Second Little Dumb-Bell: Fish
don't cry.
4
said he saw some whales blubber-
Texas Ranger.
That's All
"My father belongs to the country
club. Does yours?"
mo"
"He plays golf, doesn't hep"
mo"
"Well, he goes to see all the polo
games, doesn't he?"
mo"
"Well, anyway, he belongs to some
kind Of club, doesn't he?"
mo"
Doesn't he do anything at ALP"
"No, he JUS works"
Stude (writin): would write more,
sweetheart, but my roommate is read
| ing every word write over my shoul-
der.
Roommate: You're dirty liar!-
Witt.
Pops Fault
Son: Pop, I got in trouble at
school today, an it's your fault.
! Pop: How'S that, son?
Son.; Remember asked you how
much a million dollars was?
Pop: Yes, 1 remember.
Son: WE'LL "a helluva lot" isn't the
right answer.-Towney Kat.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
LUCKY

The Chinese are incurious. So they
won't be troubled for years to come
with any controversy over who won
their war.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

Mrs. Brown: So your daughter is
going to be a movie star?
Mrs. White: Well, what can I do?
She can hardly read or write.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

E. T. Archer, who was en-
ployed on the original contract
for the addition to the water sys-
tenn, is in the city from Kansas
City.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

Mayor S. F. Mcclure. CITY At
torney Ross and Engineer B. N.
Norton are in Tombstone to con-
fer with the supervisors as to the
storm ditch which the city con-
templates building east of the
city.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
Diplomacy Is Profession

undoubtedly
disappointed attention
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

j. J. Wood, assistant clerk at
the G. and A. smelter, is on his
annual vacation and is singing in
a doleful voice, ooh, if I only
had a girl"
Judge Ben Rice, accompanied
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
PlucI:ed From the Plains

Mrs. Newlywed (in tears): Boo-hoo
1 don't believe you love me any more.
Hubby: Certainly I do. Didn't I
kiss your aunt?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

A. store, is taking his annual va
cation in and around Douglas.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
ABE MARTIN

We used t. know who sold
whisky, an could go t. 'em fer
money enough t git up a big
Fourth of July celebration, but
tn significance o. tn anniver-
sary is purity much of a fizzIe
these days. Hain't Lindy gOin'
t. git prize fer beatin' tn
StilImans' front page record?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

by Mrs. Rice, will leave WedneS-
day for Pizmo Beach, Calf, to
spend the next month fishing,
bathing and general rest.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

D. T. Dunlap, in charge of the
drug department of the G. and
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10
t was a revival of Black Crook.


A professor announces a college
course on how to be happy though
married is the next step to be taken.
EinsteinS theory of relativity prob
ably will be the main subject.
Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc0
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

The latest barber ship fiction is the
little number entitled Mailed by a
ManicuriSt."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

when you found you hadn't your
fare, did the conductor make you get
off and walk?" asked the inquisitive
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

Stude (writin): would write more
sweetheart, but my roommate is read
ing every word write over my shoul-
der.
Roommate: You're dirty liar!-
Witt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-07-10

"Only to get off" was the sad re-
ply. "He didn't seem to care whether
l walked or sat down."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

KelIy's wife Is president of the ma.
tional federation.
Four annual State conventions will
be held the day before the opening OF
the national convention. Federations
of Wisconsin. Michigan, Indiana and
Minnesota win meet here as one
means OF assuring a large representa-
ton from these States at the biennial.
Contests in composition and in
vocal, violin and pianoforte artistry
have been arranged. the wives of sew
eral governors of States having offered
$500 prize for a musical setting to
Katherine Lee Bates poem, Amer
lea. the Beautiful" In the competi-
ton for voice, violin and pianoforte
only American citizens, American
trained. may take part.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

musical inspiration during the bien-
NAL convention here April 1924 of
the National Federation Of Music
Clubs.
Presentation of yerdi's 'Falstaff''
in English with distinguished cast
and directed by Isaac Van Grove, of
the Chicago Civic Opera Co; singing
of the choral opera. "Everyman," a
work of William Lester of Chicago;
a special concert by the Chicago
Symphony Orchestra under Frederick
Stocks baton, and the performance
by the Chicago Apollo Club of the
oratorio "Pilgrim's Progress, COM
posed by Edgar Stillman Kelly of
oxford. Ohio, are outstanding enter
tainment arranged for the delegates.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

DIR. Frank A. Neff, dean Of the Coop
erative College of Business at the Uni
versity of Wichita.
The students, this year limited TO
men, are divided into pairs. While one
attends classes in the college the
other works at their job. At the end
Of four weeks they change about.
Thus the employer is assured that
he will have steady help and the stu
dent learns by reading and doing at
the same time.
One pair Of students jointly hold
The responsible position OF supply
clerk for the general office Of a rail
road. while another pair cooperate
as foreman of a large machine shop.
Others are employed In factories, in
dustrial plants, mercantile establish
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

ments and public utilities. They earn
from $40 to $35 a week.
About five years Of il months each
are required to finish the work nee
essary for a degree.
1.-THE chief thing that can be said
in favor OF the cooperative school is
that 1t tends to get men out OF the
so called white collar jobs into the
productive field" DIR. Neff says. TOO
much truth is there In the accusation
that college hurts some students BY
making them scorn any but kid glove
work"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

this week viii be but the the last
grueling preliminary to dark
horse" attempt at the New York-Paris
hop OF $500 miles. the New York
World says.
Charles A. Levine, chairman OF the
board of directors of the Columbia
Aircraft Corporation, owners OF the.
plane, confirmed the fact that entry
blanks for the Raymond OrteIg S25.-
600 prize had teen obtained and would
oe forwarded In Wade's name to the
trustees of the prize. Wade Is famed
as one of the round-the-world flyers
and Chamberlain Is a veteran CONNER
cial aviator.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07
CLASS AND BUSINESS
UNITE IN NEW COURSE
Kansas College Men Get Theory
and Practice Alternately in
Paris on Job.

BY the Associated Press.
WICHITA, Kans., April An edu-
cational program that closely links the
college classroom with business and in
dustry has been put In operation by
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07
WOMAN MUSIC CLUBS
TO HOLD CONFERENCE
1,200 Delegates, Representing
| 3,400 Federated Bodies, Will
Meet in Chicago April IS,
~ the Associated Press.

ny the Associated Press.
CHICAGO, April Twelve hun
bred women from every State, repre-.
senting the 3,400 federated music
clubs of America, face a week of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07
ENDURANCE FLIGHT
SEEN AS PRELIMINARY
Leigh Wade and Chamberlain May
Attempt Hop From New
York to Paris.

By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, April THE 54-hour
duration flight In a Wright. BelIauca
monOplane which Clarence d. Cham.
berland and Leigh Wade plan to make
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

To stand on ones dignity does not
always enable n man to look over
crowd, says the Office Boy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

Everything for Easter in
our Bargain Basement
Store. The style you are
looking for at the price you
LD07t to pay.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-04-07

Ricketts, are due in part TO lack OF
sunshine.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
Body Discovered by Friends in
Rooming House-Had Been
Pitched on Head in Race at
Jamaica, Remaining Uncon,
sciOus For 10 Days

New York, Oct. 24.-(AP) - His
mind clouded as the result of a spill
on the Jamaica track more than two
years ago, Benny Marinelli, one of
the most daring jockeys the Amer
lean turf ever knew, has ended his
life by inhaling gas.
The body was discovered yester-
day by friends in a ,rooming house
where he had taken lodgings Satur-
day night. A note requested that
his wife be refused permission to see
the body. Friends said he had been
separated from his wife for the last
two years.
Began Riding in 1920
Marinelli was Is years old. He
began riding in 1920 and during the
winter Of the same year became a
sensation at the Tia Juana course
by riding more than 100 winners. In
riding Edwina in the Coffroth handi-
cap he was hurled over a fence in q
spill and suffered a broken shoulder.
The injury forced his temporary re-
tirement and he came to New York
to sign contract with Walter j.
Salmon. On Salmon's Vigil, Marin
ELI captured the $4,000 renewal of
the Preakncss in 1923. He rode pre-
vious winners that season and
earned $169, 1861 in purse money.
Marinclli's best year was in 1921
when he rode 118 winners, 101 Sec
ends and SO thirds. He topped both
Earle Sandc and Laverne Fator.
Only Chick Lang, the star appren-
tice Of 1921, rated above him. Lang
rode 1876 winners out of COG races.
Unconscious 10 Days
On May 8, 1925, Marinelli was
astride Mrs. George Reads Upton
one of the favorites at Jamaica. The
horse was caught in a bad jam or
the far turn and fell. Marinelli was
pitched on his head. Mark Fator
on Firearm, rode him down. Marin.
ELI suffered a fractured skull and
was unconscious for 10 days. He
had many mental lapses since, but
recently came from the Maryland
tracks and went into training for the
Jamaica races.
Burial will be in Newark, N. J..
Marinelli's birthplace.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
N0TRE DAME II
BEATS INDIANS
Too Much Christy Flanagan
Explains Final Tally-Gets
Able Support

Bloomington, Ind. Oct. 24.-fF-
A driving, plunging Notre Dame
team came to Indiana university
Saturday to beat one of the hardest
fighting elevens developed here in
years, by a 10 to 6 count.
1t was q case OF too much
Christy Flanagan" last years all
American selection. Flanagan was
ably supported extensively by Full
back Collins and Halfbsck Dahman.
And when Flanagan was out of the
lineup, it was Niemec, who bore the
hrunt Of the attack for Knute
Rockne's eleven. His booting, too,
was q revelation, several Of them
beign good for from IS to so yards.
Indiana, after . squirt in the first
six minutes Of play, when it scored
touchdown on 40 yard dash by
Rhynehart, backed down the field
xtubbornly before . fierce attack
which in the early plays were GEN.
tered on the line.
The results Of that battering
showed later in the game when the
lines strength was slipping fast. On
two occasions the defeated team
rose to heights. One was when
Rhynehart made his dash for =
Touchdown and the other was when
the team held in the fourth period
with the bali within two feet Of the
goal.
The Crimson suffered greatly
from poor puntins, 1t times. the
boots being good Tor only IS to 20
IA aivorse Wind was partly re-
eponn1b9 Hut neither Balay nor
4ayre1l uere up to their unsual
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
A. G. GRIDDERS
ARE DEFEATED
st. Mary's of Winona Takes
Saturday Game, 6-O-Bison
Offense Shows More Snap

Fargo, Oct. 24-Playing a smart
determined brand of football, St.
Mary's Of Winona, MIMI. defeated
thes North Dakota Agricultural COL
lege gridders here Saturday by a
score Of 6 to o.
st. Mary's was undefeated last
season except for the setback re-
ceived from the Bison, and the way
these Redmen fought Saturday was
evidence enough to prove they trav-
eled this tar north to ayenge that
defeat.
Fine Array Of Backs
Skemp trotted forth as fine an
array of backfield men as have been
seen on the Bison field in many
moons. There were Nutsy Dolan,
VERNE Miller, Kinney, Joswick Mar
kell and Seaman.
Sem:n and Joswick made every
one present notice them. Kinney
and Markell proved adept at finding
the holes on splitbucks, crossbucks
and delayed bucks while VERNE Mil.
ler's return Of punts was strongly
remindful Of the manner in which
Claudio Miller performed similar
3eatss on that same turf.
This array Of backs was ably sup.
ported by q hard charging, fighting
lire.
Bison Showed improvement
The Bison offense, still handi.
capped because Of injuries which
kept players like Pete Gergen, Ger.
aid Barney and Gil Moe on the side.
lines, had more snap and the plays
were run off smoother.
Two new stars flashed across the
armament, and it is hard to believe
that they will prove to be mere
FLASHES in the pan. They are All
Skaret Of Fargo, . stocky guard, and
big Ben Gorder of Bottienau, q driv.
ing fellow who plays fullback and
tackle equally well. Skaret was in.
serted into the fray in the second
quarter and he did some mighty fine
work, considering that he is /
sophomore, while Gorder led q spec
tacular drive in the fourth perioG
which was the best the Bison hal
offered against worthy opponent
this season. Corder has been handi'
capped in his training by q severe
cold, but his work Saturday indi
Gated that he has his health again
and he looks like q winner.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
MIND CLOUDED AS ACCIDENT RESULT,
DARING N. Y. JOCKEY ENDS HIS LIFE
Football Player
Forgets New Rule

New York. Oct. 24.-(P-Thc
habits Of football lifetime cam
not be broken in one short sea-
son.
Proof Of that was given here
yesterday during the profession-
al football game between the
New York Giants and the
Frankfort Yellow Jackets.
Hinkcy Haines. former Penn
State star, received a forward
pass from Il New York team
mate eight yards over the goal
line and tried Ia go the remain
ing two yards to the goal posts.
forgetting the new rule that put
the posts 10 yards back.
Five Frankfort players, labor
ing under the same impression
dropped HaincS with a thud,
thinking they had averted a
touchdown by two yards.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
Tells Skinny Men
How to Gain Weight

If the flat chested man whose ribs
are almost bursting through his skin
doesn't try to make himself look
like q real man, no one else will.
When any man or woma, needs
more weight they ought to be told
that the greatest Of all flesh build
ers is McCoy's Tablets.
Mccoy takes all the risk ~ Read
this ironcled guarantee. If after
taking 4 sixty cent boxes of Nc
Coy's Tablets or 2 One Dollar boxes
any thin. unde;-weight man or won,-
an doesn't gain at least 5 pounds
and feel completely satisfied with
the marked Improvement health
your druggist Is authorized to re-
turn the purchase price.
The name McCoy's Cid L;:er Oil
Tablets has been shortened - Just
ask for McCoy's Tablets at Cowan's
and Finney,s drug stores or any
drug store in America.-Ad'.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
CANZ0NERI HAS
BETTING EDGE
Brooklyn Boxer Favored to
Upset Johnny Dundee in I'm.
official Title Bout

New York, Oct. 24.-lR)-Tony
Canzoneri enters the ring tonight
against Johnny Dundee, q decided
favorite in their unofficial feather
weight championship battle over is
rounds. Odds on the youthful
Brooklyn boxer have ;.mped from
six to five to eight to five.
The fight is not recognized as .
championship affair by the New
York state athletic commission, but
inasmuch as Dundee gained his
title from Eugene Criqui and never
has been defeated since 1t the 1926
pound weight, the winner probably
will have as much claim to the title,
in SO far as public opinion is con.
cerned, as has Benny Bass, recog.
nized as the titleholder by the Ma
tional Boxing association.
Dundee weighed 140 pounds only
month ago ant critics do not be-
lieve the veteran can enter the ring
at the championship weight with hia
strength impaired. Canzonefi n 4
natural 124-pounder and - that fig
ure shrould Be ct his beet.
The contest will q held ID 1adi-
son Square Garden. y
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24
DUGAN DEFEATS
ELGIN FIGHTER
Bismarck Boxer Gains Deci-
sion Over Ralph McGirl in
Fight at Selfridge

Selfridge, N. D., Oct. 24.-(Special
to the Tribune)-Jimmy Dugan,
Bismarck middleweight. won a de-
cision over Ralph McGrl Of Elgin
here Saturday in eight slashing
rounds. The bout was the main
event of 22-round card.
Dugan used a left jab and an oc-
casional right cross and had his OPP
ponent out on his feet several times
during the fight.
The first and second rounds were
rather slow with both men cautious
The third was little faster, and il
fourth Dugan took the lead away
from McGirl and put him on the
floor with left hook to'the chin fol
a count of eight. A little later he
repeated the act and McGirl took the
count Of six.
From then on it was a slam-bane
affair, bringing the crowd to it!
feet yelling for knockout. In the
fifth, Dugan took two short counts
due to severe body punches. The
fight was fairly even until the sixth
when Dugan took the aggressive and
forced the fighting for the remand.
err of the bout.
Jack German and I. T. Krois
were the judges.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24

Nero, Rellahan for Bitner, Murray
for Flanagan, klughertz 70,
Hamn,, James for Tauer, Nero fol
Johnson, Tauer for James. Obrier
for Steinbach, Bitncr for Rellahan
Johnson for Tauer, Krezewski 70,
Colliton. Flanagan for Murray
Hamm for Hoy.
North Dakota scoring: Touch
downs--House, Boyd. Goals after
touchdown, Boyd.
st. Thomas scoring: Touchdown
Hoy.
North Dakota % z o G--1s
St. Thomas % 6 0 o.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-24

Chicago Oct 2l-(AP)-The worst is yet to for
the four Conference football teams which have fin
shed the first half of their schedule without conference de-
feat.
Of the four Michigan holds the only unbemshed record
without defeat point scored against her. Chicago
top with Michigan with two conference Victories
suffered setback the hands of Oklahoma;
in the opener
Ilini, COphers Have Ties
Illinois held to tie by Iowa State though it does not
show Big Ten records and Minnesota tied by desper
ate Indiana eleven.
Chicago and Illinois face four tough conference games
while NAVY breaks Michigan