The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1927-02-11

of them peeved and Ada Higgins the
silly that wants me to call her Adaire
only l won't fool with such nonsense
she says, what do you know about
it?" And 1 says, "Never you mind
what | know" l says, "but | know
a lot more than you think l know"
Maybe you have been invited up to
that big white house to visit Him"
she says and l says, Maybe l have
been and maybe l will be l amt tell
ing it to you"
Well of course that intreegs them
lot, for they have saw there is
something mysterious in nv life and
they would give days pay to know
but l don't say nothing because it is
a state secret as Mr.. Edgerton says
and my power to educate him and the
Spokesman would be gone if anybody
knowed that | was doing it he says
the newspapers would not respect the
ideas that | give them if it was know
ed that they come from a manicure
girl in the Elite Beauty Parlors.
P. S. Well Nom l have saw Mr..
EdgertOn again and it is getting to
be very exciting because there is
sure some enemy that is shadowing
US and trying to find out what we
are doing. Mr.. Edgerton says when
ever he comes out of the big white
house there is somebody following
him but he managed to shook him
off and we had another dinner in the
Greek restaurant where they cook
things with mutton suet and he told
me all what is happening. And it
seems that it is very dreadful be-
cause the papers all over the coun-
try is laughing about that electric
camel and telling all kinds of silly
things like that it makes an awful
racket while it runs or that the
Spokesman has got a secretary riding
with him and dictates his male while
he goes out for camel gallop.
Mr.. EdgertOn says he give positive
orders to the reporters of all the
newspapers of the country that moth
ing more was to be sent out about
that camel but it didn't do no gooC
because the editors was all telegraph
ing for more and even calling from
South Africa and China and if the
editors didn't get no more they woulC
make it anyhow. And the Spokes
man is so worried that He has moi
been able to think about governins
the country for the past few days bu
only scolding about who let the cam
ell out of the stable.
/ And at last it was found out wht
done it and it was Mr.. Grandadd,
PrOws that done it and they had al
awful scene and the old gentleman
wept tears and he said that he hadn'
meant no harm but he only though
that the plain people would want t,
know all about the homelife of thei
great Man and they would like Il
read about His camel the same a
they would like to read about tn
Spokeslady's pet dog and how tn
family automobile had been held III
a whole minute after the Spokesman
had got into it while the Spokeslad
was coaxing Her dog to get in.
And the Spokesman said it was no
the same at all because when He wa
IN the automobile with His wife an
Her dog He had something more thai
Ills Pajamas on, and so it was pro
per for the public to think about Hir
then. He said that Grandaddy Prov
mad proved himself without discretion
and that his usefulness to the Spokes
man was ended and the poor old gen
tleman went off with his heart brok
en- and now it is announced that hir
and his wife is starting on a Euro
pean tour that he is doing some high
ly secret diplomatical errands for tn
| Spokesman.
And of couruse that is very sa
and l am upset too because Mr.. Edq
ertOn says he cannot get the SpokeS
man to think about international al
fairs at all no more. The reason fo
the worry he says is that the Spokes
man got into this great office by az
cident and He knows that He
wearing shoes that is many times to
big for Him and He is scared to deaf
that some day the people may get OF
to the real size of His feet. And
says, ooh that explains it Their bt
cause l could not see why He was S
afraid of being saw in His pajama
Because after all have saw lots {
pictures of screen actors in their ps
, jamas and l have thought they We
lovely. And when you see the BIZ
lures of defendants and correspond
ents and other people in divorce az
lions they do not look so bad at a
in pajamas," l says.
, Well the big white house is a mea
place to live right now Mr.. Edgerto
says with everybody in the dumps c
scared and anybody can get rio
quick that can find out a way to gt
the American people to talk abor
any other animal in the zoo excel
the camel. And I says, "Mr. Edgel
ton, it's not that l want money!
says, because l am willing to sery
my country for the love of it and
think it had ought to be possible fl
the Spokesman to do His great wo1
, without being bothered" l SAYS, IS
let's you and me figure out a way |
: get the people to appreciate and loy
Him again"
3 And then he looks relieved becau.
/ he has come to have great confiden,
: in me because the training | got
}. the gas-house district of Camde
Q New Jersey has been better for th