The Sauk Centre herald., 1927-07-21

giness at the knees. The belt was
of black leather with silver ini-
tial buckle. His dainty feet were
incased in patent leather shoes,
with black cloth tops and pearl.
buttons, wore his hair parted in
the middle, drawn tightly back
from the forehead and plastered
down close to the scalp with po-.
made. The bride was dressed in
the conventional white.
She doesn't like :
A shady joke.
She doesn't nike,
She doesn't smoke.
She doesn't swear, i
She never firts,
She doesn't wear
Those Shortened Skirts
She doesn't dance,
She doesn't sing,
And goofs in pants
Don't mean thing.
She doesn't use
The beauty salves, :.
But won't refuse .
To show her calves
You ask her name
Well that wow
She's not a dame; ~.
She's just a cow!
The above is not of our own
tenning, we swiped this from one
c: our exchanges.
Here's Ia new way to have an
auto accident, although this par
ticular driver got away very lucky.
While driving along at a very high
rate of speed a coat belonging to
his wife was suddenly whipped
around the head of Paul Lund-
gren, attorney, who was returning
home from Grafton, N. D., recent
ly. He slammed on the brakes and
before he could get the coat un-
tangled so that he could again see
the road, the car had turned COM
pletely around and was stopped on
the edge of a ditch. The lady's
coat had been placed on the back
of the seat and a high wind lifted
it onto Mr.. Lundgren with the
above results. Mr.. Lundgren says
he could hardly realize what hap
pened for several minutes.
How a bootlegger made a cost
ly error is told in the Willmar
Tribune of last week. This is ev-
idence that newspaper men are
not the only ones to make mis-
takes, however, we do not intend
to Justify ourselves by the fol-
lowing story.
Richard Leitchz of Avon made
a sad mistake last Saturday when
he sold two gallons of moonshine
to Sheriff Paul f.. Anderson.
Leitchz was sitting and patiently
waiting along the shore Of Will
mar Lake by the state farm for
customers. Sheriff Anderson paid
him a visit and talked to him and
purchased two gallons Of noon
shine. The Sheriff kindly asked
for a receipt for nine dollars.
Leitchz handed the sheriff the re-
ceipt. He also asked for forty
gallons more of moonslp;ne and
Leitchz said that he would be glad
to furnish that the same evening.
Then Sheriff Anderson stated that
he had enough with two gallons
and placed the salesman under
arrest. When arrested Leitchz
did not have a wo to sly.
He was brought before Judge "A.
0. Forsberg immediately on a
.harge of Illegal sale of intoxicat-
ing LIQUOR. Lei ;chz was bound
ever to the district co-rt on $500
bail. His wife furnished $500 in
currency for his release until the
q. tober term of Dis:,,t Court.
Here's the story of how a fair,
blue-eyed baby found a permanent
home recently, when it was left
at the door step of Mr.. and Mrs.
B. o. Quale of Dorset. Wrapped
in a blanket, with a nursing bot
tie giving instruction AIS to feed
ing, was this little babe. Other
than that there was no message or
clue, except the date of birth,
which was March 26th. But here's
where the story takes on its hu-
man interest. Mr.. and Mrs. Quale
have no children of their own
and have decided to adopt the lit
tie girl, and hence it is thought
that the future home of the little
one was picked with great care
by the unknown r. r.ether.
If you want a beautiful marble
staircase, which cost over $780,
900, IL years ago, you may obtain
the same for 81, no strings att
tached TO the purchase, by apply
ing to the folks wrecking the man
sion on Fifth avenue recently sold
by Ebert n. Gary. This is a
great chance for someone. How
ever, marble staircases are out-of-
date and as there is no demand
for them one recently was dumped
into the sea.