White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1927-12-16

Mrs. Bert P. Lindell, Friday, De-
cember l6, at the Hills hospital.
/, Donald Wheeler's name was one
Of two out of a class of SO on the
honor roll for the first semester at
Woodland, Washington, where he
is attending high school.
On her return last week from Cam
as, Washington, where she had gone
to attend the funeral of her father,
Mrs. T.. q. Blair was accompanied by
her sister, Mrs r.. B. Simons of
Portland, who is making a visit at the
Blair home.
Mr. and Mrs. R. H. Myers and
two daughters were visitors in FL
tcpia, Mrs. Myers old home, the
latter part of last week. They drove
down Friday with team OF horses
they were exchanging for a lighter
team. They returned home Sunday.
which you will remember, was one Of
cur real cool days. They were eight
hours on the road home, travelling
distance that in car they could
i've covered in an hour to an hour
| anN half.
r. B. McMu1-ray's sawnlill at White
Bluffs was started up this week and
Mr.. McMurray will saw into rough
lumber, a large number of logs he
caught in the drift during the high
water in the Columbia last spring.
A number of neighbors are planning
to bring logs to the mill to be sawed
into lumber. M. McMurray has the
outfit installed on his place near
town. Power for the heavier work is
Being furnished by steam engine.
Grirnly determined to elevate the
prestige of the short man on the State
College campus, ten of the more prom
inent diminutive students have organ
ized fraternity to be known as
Sigma Mu Chi, or Short Mems Club.
Herbert Clutch" Meeker squattiest
Of the lot, has been elected president.
Decrying the fact that heretofore
the ideal man hes been pictured as
being tall, the emulators of Napoleon
have announced that they will strive
to boost their membership as being
the ideal of American manhood. The
fraternity has taken for it's motto
God Give Us Smaller Women"
Membership in the order will be
limited to those whose height does net
exceed five feet six and one-ha'f
inches. Sigma Mu Chi will make its
formal debut at a carnnus dance short
ly to which only students will be adj
rnltted who can walk under bar five
feet seven inches from the floor.
Butter, the greatest lubricant in the
world, Is perhaps more necessary to
the human BODY than any other single
item of food, according to H. A.
Bendixen, associate professor of dairy
manufactures at the State Colltge.
ut is not only valuable for its lubri-
cation qualities, but it Is a high test
fuel and an indispensable food, he
continued mo substance yields more
Galleries per unit than butter fat and
no fat is more easily and more COM
pletely digested by the human body
1t leaves, so to speak, no carbon In
our one-cylinder engines"
Butter is also one of the principal
sources OF fat soluble vitanin A, with
out which none of us could live OF
grow for any length of time. The first
indication of the lack of this vitamin
in our diet is the appearance of an eye
disease"
mot so long AGO an epidemic of this
disease occurred in Copenhaeen and in
stances Of permanent blindness result
ed before the disease was checked.
The cause of the epidemic was found
in the fact that some mothers wantinr
to economize. fed skim milk instead
Of the whole product to their children
Feeding whole milk was found to be
cure for the disease"