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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-08-04
4 f. St0rlaeh
PHIILIPs Mix
Of naSnesia

gases. Besides, II neutrallses acid
lamentations IN the bowels and
gently urges this souring waste from
the system without purging. 1t is
far more pleasant to take than soda.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-08-04

Instead of soda hereafter take q
little Phillips. MIX Of Magnesia" IN
water any time for indigestion or
sour, acid, gassy stomach, and re-
llee win come instantly.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
TEACHING HATRED
(Tucson Citizen

declared the course OF an
British taught
something to it.
The statement
occasion the state affairs which he deplores.
Among disagree bishop R
history university said interview
that anything political sentiment has veered quite avorab
textbooks treaties The
bishop Debated njudicious
mistaken
sentiment
altogether without stimulus from
ubserven
bete condemn the words
and O oeathes the American republic
political
passing completely English attitudes
States
politically
otherwise favorable American
universities
history United ordinarily
if
stimulated for the students
to little nothing about it.
universities the English history
is not popular subject"
points factw often
that it
blood and similar institutions NATIONS
United States
both nations travelling the path but differences
increase the bitterness rather generally
the bitteest
1t is highly desirable America remain friendly
and at peace with another
but to cultivate spirit perhaps
best to cultivate
It's own destiny without attempting interfere policies
We his information about
alleged English hating
his mind by telling him that somebody has been ringng
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
My Country, Right or Wrong

Alabama ogng
which kansnen in Alabama
Kanan upon
allegiance TO the States
that
allegiance his organization
Stephen Decatur
Allegiance
particular administration
his criticism of policies of the
that
above beyond that
prejudice the fundamental purposes of his
There in this anarchists
cultt first fealty s to country.
the other
to effort
existing SO long they follow orderly
possible that the
All the United States eaty
them free to affiliate with
objects not opposed to the
The question
the Civil the
1t is natural
whatever
particular
baths
this is native land?"
The poet has
ment every naiveborn American
the same consideration treatment
their
this country
plates loyalty from membership country
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Smith Would Divert Issue

Smith administration
by Colonel Theodore
insists
men to the state constitution the important
by the that
public
There something radically
greatest state
anigambng
laws OF the state regardless whether they
republicans.
Washington
of habits of
jury
efforts Of the
prohibition Washington keeps
busy signing discharges of crooked prohibition
places sprecursor O
anarchy permitted to
There
q dtals free government
aw
Aside government
dollars in in
the Fall Sinclair
justify
Until o recovery Of
Dome had characterized actions
government of oil lands Of tremendous value.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

and originality prohibition incidentally

originality incidentally
artistic
the choice plates OF wcosen cuisine
than the rendered evesh by cocktails
whisky
cooking"
be artistic, should five inches the ankle
arbter
be the
he
of
individuality
leading designer
Go home O Burgundy
prohibition follow
prohibition you'll have
o
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

Miss Adele Paxton and Clar-
ence johnson were married Tues
day evening at the home Of the.
brides parents in Ell Paso. Miss
Paxton was former resident of
Douglas, the daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Thomas Paxton.
A message was received last
night from Aviator Fowler that
he would fly over Douglas this
morning but would not be able
to land here.
G.. r. billiard and family are
expected to arrive today from San
Antonio, with the expectation of
making Douglas their home.
\ The second round of the ladies
tennis tournament will be played
this afternoon. Miss Packard will
play Mrs. Dave, Miss Brown VS..
Mrs. Byrns. Mrs. Wilder VS.. Miss
Wohlgemuth, Miss Wolcott VS..
Miss Smith.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Menus for the Family
BY SISTER MARY

BREAKFAST Grapes, cereal
cooked with chopped figs, cream.
fish cakes, crisp rye toast, milk;
coffee.
LUNCHEON-Oyster stew, cell
cry and cabbage salad, chocolate
bread pudding, milk, tea.
DINNER-Ham baked in sweet
cider, twice baked sweet potatoes,
creamed spinach, head lettuce
with French dressing, cheese
sticks, combination sherbet, wa
nilla cookies, milk, coffee.
Since children under school age
or under eight years of age were
served oysters for their luncheon,
meat is not necessary for their
evening meal They will find an
excellent variety in the sweet po-
tatoes, spinach, salad and dessert
without missing the ham.
Combination Sherbet
Three lemons, oranges, 2 cups
granulated sugar. cups milk,
cup cream, 1 tablespoon granu-
lated gelatine, 4 tablespoons cold
water.
Squeeze juice from lemons and
oranges and press pulp of bananas
through ricer. Mix thoroughly
with sugar and stir in gelatinc
softened for five minutes in cold
water and dissolved over hot
water. Add milk and turn into
freezer. Freeze to a "mush" and
beat in cream beaten until firm.
Finish freezing. and serve If
orange shells.
Copyright, 1927, NE.l Service, Inc.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
More Truth Than Poetry
THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOl
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE

THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM
I have no doubt that I would work
much harder
Be less disposed-in golfing terms
to flub,
And do my daily stunt with far more
ardor
If some one stood behind me with
club.
I might devote more time to cele-
bration
And less to what is known as
apple sauce
And possibly increase my compensa-
ton
If Mr.. Mussolini we're my boss.
one labors, though his nature bids
him not to,
He wastes no time in play, or idle
chat
He tells from dawn to twilight if
he's got to
And the italian people have just
that.
No doubt IN time they'll every one
be wealthy
But never will they bask in For
tunes smile.
For well they'll know that it will not
be healthy
To lay aside their Jobs and rest
while
Perhaps I might, by unremittins
labors,
BY culling out no welcome holidays
Excel in worldly goods my laziel
And earn stern employers kindly
praise.
But no one turks, club in hand
behind me
What time my thirst for toll begins
to fail,
And prods me rather roughly tc
remind me
That if 7 cease from work I'll &C
to Jail.
I ought to feel regret that I'm not
driven
BY law to do each day my very
best,
And know that I will never be. for
given
If now and then 1 seek a bit of rest
But when my earnest resolutions fai
me
And--as I often do, take my
ease
I'm glad that no one has the power
to Jail me
And can die a pauper if please
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
ABE MARTIN

I'd like q know if tn chef that
invented chopped carrots an peas
cooked t'gether WIZ tryin' t. work
off tn peas or get rid of his carrots.
Fully nine tenths of our population
must have felt like sheep killin' dogs
when they read about that poor
Michigan Teller gittin' sent up fer
life fer havin' a pint o. gin.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

Levine, returning from Europe, de-
clined movie offers. refusing 'to make
a show of himself" What he prob
ably meant to say was refusing to
continue to make a show Of himself"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

TIE Kansas correspondent who
wrote that Mr.. and Mrs. Somebody
brother were driving a new sedan
forgot to mention which one had the
wheel
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

We've hardly tagged the World war
and put it away on the shelf when
along comes Big Bill Thompson and
wants to know who won the reYo-
luton.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
With Other Editors
THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF 1T
(Bisbee Review


We have heard prohibition blamed for all
drunkenness aeged) breaking
other ills and faults
Frenchmn
wicked Voead act the eighteenth
been arbter Of fashions
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

A young man needn't look forward
to being heavyweight champion or
president any more. Any young fell
low stands a chance of being chosen
the average man.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

One of these days we can look for
the headline: POOR BOY BECOMES
AVERAGE MAN.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

King Alfonso OF Dpaln was thrown
from his horse during a polo game.
Stealing some of the Prince of Wales
publicity ideas?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

Judge: Do you understand the ma
ture of the oath, Mrs. Scruggs?
Mrs. Scruggs: Well, my husband is a
golfer and my son drives a second
hand flivver.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

INCREASING INTELLIGENCE
1t is asserted in proof of the high
civilization of the ancient Central
Americans that their pottery shows
they wore few clothes. We seem to
be getting civilized again in this
country.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
WESTINGHOUSE
LETTEPM
az o.

WASHINGTON-A who reads
his Washington news will recall that
the federal radio commission recently
revoked for 80 days the amateur
operating license of Eric H. Palmer,
Jr., of Brooklyn. on his fathers rep
RESERVATIONS that the youth had one
foot in the grave as a result OF
deterioration of his health caused by
his fanatical devotion to his radio
station.
The fact that the commission
actually wrote lengthy letter to
Eric, advising him to go to bed
early and eat regular meals, was
surprising. So was the thought that
here was a father vino couldn't con-
troll his admittedly weak and under
nourished son and had to appeal to
the government for help.
But the really significant fact seems
to be that Mr. Eric H. Palmer, ST.,
is radio publicity man, with offices
in the Times building, of New York.
And one will find on the business
stationery of Palmer pere, the brief
advertisement:
NEWS CREATED, CHRONICLED
AND INTERPRETED"
Some news, it is to be remembered,
just happens. Other news is created"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
THE NEXT ONE

IHE NEA1 ONE
Fifty years from now the city OF
Boston may be adorned with a
statue to Mr.. Ponzi.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

An enjoyable time was had by
all when the delegates to the inter-
national radiotelegraph conference
went to New York OH a special train
for a weekend junket. Many of
the delegates encountered new eX-
periences.
There was, for instance, the exper-
fence of the German delegate who
had never encountered plate glass
door In the Savoy-Plaza hotel he
attempted to walk right through one
Of them under the impression that
there was no door there at all.
Fortunately, no blood was shed.
When time came to return, it was
found that g, New York newspaper
throughfully had deposited a copy Of
it's Sunday issue in each seat on
the Pullmans reserved for the dele
gates. This openhandedneSs was new
business for the delegates with the
result that after they had piled into
their cars many of them came piling
out, insisting that others had their
seats as evidenced by the newspapers
there 3lle Americans quickly eX-
planned their mistake.
A thrill came to a score or more
delegates when the dining car be-
came unhitched from the train at
one point on the return trip and
the excited gesticulaticns and ex-
carnations in foreign tongues die no.
Subside until it was explained that
the engineer and conductor would
realize their loss and come right back
to pick up the diner.
Then there was the story of the
delegate, whose nationality need not
be revealed, who arrived at the sta
ton here as the party was about to
leave for New York and was asked
where his luggage was.
"We're only going to be gone two
days, aren't we?" he demanded.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
First Aid

Complained a member of parlia-
ment to we'll known British peer:
eve got a 'orrible 'eadache. What
would you prescribe?"
"a couple of aspirates," was the
prompt answer
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Liberal Education

Professor: Don't you know any
thing about literature?
Student: Sure, I've written to all
the toothpaste companies for it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Chance Discovery

Jack: Harry moved out of that
boarding house after staying only
two weeks.
Sprat: He must have finally found
out that the place had no bathtub.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Six-CvIinder Shnnfer

He: Billy the Kid, the famous
Arizona desperate, killed 10 men be-
fore he was 81.
She: What kind of car did he
drive?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Lost Motion

sf Lost Motion
run upstairs and wash your face.
darling. I think grandma wants
to take you driving with her."
Hadn't we better find out for
certain, Mummie? 1t would be such
pity to wash for nothing"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

Dora: But why are you so afraid
of being run over, uncle?
Uncle: Well, you see, it'll be my
18th time.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Can the Scraps

Briggs: Do you and your wife
ever have any family jars?
Griggs: They are not unknown
in our menage. Margaret and find
them good things to preserve our
temper in.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Plucked From the Plains

Plucked From the Plains
n
If traffics choked for many blocks.
If horns do sound and bumper locks
With bumper, you can bet your socks
A woman'S at the wheel
When taxi drivers dodge and sweat,
And big cops weep, and people get
All set to jump then you can bet
A womans at the wheel
When a car leaps as if 'twere shot
With gears that scream like lot
OF dying men, then like as not
w woman's at the wheel.
A woman's voice and womans smile
May ease dull care, and womans
guile
May bring Us joy, but look out while
A woman's at the wheel!
Stamford Chaparrsl.
81 would like to buy some collars
for my father"
what sort do you want, my little
man? Like the kind have .on?"
mo, / want clean ones"
Lady Why aren't you a successful
business man?
Tramp: You see, lady, wasted my
time in school instead of selling news
papers.
Fifty
He: Mabel says she thinks I'm
She: Well, she's half right.
Liberal Education
Professor: Don't you know any
thing about literature?
Student: Sure, I've written to all
the toothpaste companies for it.
The Cats Rival
Dora: But why are you so afraid
of being run over, uncle?
Uncle Well, you see, it'll be my
18th time.
Six Cylinder Shooter
He: Billy the Kid, the famous
Arizona desperate, killed 10 men be-
fore he was 81.
She: What kind of car did he
drive?
Empty Handed
Judge: Have you anything to offer
tc the court before sentence is passed
on you?
Prisoner: No. judge. I had ten
dollars, but my lawyer took that.
Chance Discovery
Jack: Harry moved out of that
boarding house after staying only
| two weeks.
Sprat: He must have finally found
out that the place had no bathtub.
Can the Scraps
| Briggs: Do you and your wife
ever have any family jars?
Griggs: They are not unknown
in our menage. Margaret and I find
them good things to preserve our
temper in.
Lost Motion
Run upstairs and wash your face.
darling I think grandma wants
to take you driving with her."
Hadn't we better find out for
certain, Mummie? 1t would be such
pity to wash for nothing"
First Aid
Complained a member of parlia-
ment to q we'll known British peer:
'T've got a orrible 'eadache. What
would you prescribe?"
"a couple of aspirates," was the
prompt answer.
Judge: Do you understand the ma
ture of the oath, Mrs. Scruggs?
Mrs. Scruggs: Well, my husband is
golfer and my son drives a second
hand flivver.
~ ~
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
LIVE AND LEARN

LIVE AND LEARN
Now that there is talk of me-
mortal to Jesse James we understand
why monuments are never erected
till after their subjects are dead.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Empty Handed

Judge: Have you anything to offer
tc the court before sentence is passed
on you?
Prisoner: No. judge. had ten
dollars but my lawyer took that.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04
Fifty-Fifty

He: Mabel says she thinks I'm
wit
She: Well, she's half right
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

Lady: Why aren't you successful
business man?
Tramp: You see, lady, wasted my
time in school instead of selling news
papers.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

"I would like to buy some collars
for my father"
What sort do you want, my little
man? Like the kind I have son?"
mo, want clean ones"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-11-04

If traffic's choked for many blocks,
If horns do sound and bumper locks
With bumper, you can bet your socks
A woman's at the wheel.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-05-13
.LEGI0NNAIRES
FROM n. D. WILL
VISIT PARIS
Red Cross Lunchrocm in Care
du Nord Will Be Back on
Job in September

Fargo, N. D., May 13.-P)- Men of
the Forty-first (Sunsetl division
from this state will have ample OPP
portunity to visit the corners Of Paris
where they used to "hanG out" in the
DAYS Of the A. E. F. under plans
for the Frsnce convention Of The
American Legion announced by
Howard P. Savage. national comman-
der. in communication today to Jack
Williams, of Fargo, department
France convention. officer for this
state. One Of the familiar places
where the local veterans went to
obtain a rs centime piping hot meal
during the days of the A. E. F. was
the Red Cross canteen in the Care
du Nord.
The Forty-first (Sunset) division
made up of local vetersans did not
90 to the front as unit but served
as replacements in several Of the
combat divisions, or worked in the
s. o. s.. area. Many of them from
this division traversed Paris en- route
to new assignments or visited thu
gay French capital after the Arm
+! isticc. Passing into Paris and out
en- route to the front the men went
to the Care Nord for the hot meal II
| the Red Cross canteen.
Red LrOss Back on job
! In September the veterans will
| find the Red Cross on the job as TIT
war DAYS. First aid will be given b!
the organ walton by the port chap
ters on this side. The Red Cross viii
run an ambulance service in tn
French capital convention week an
give first aid ut strategic points i
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-05-13

cemetery railkead points. The Legion
will parade over five mile route
through the. heart Of Paris on Sept.
10 the opening day Of the conven..
ton. Ferdinand foch. Marshal OF
France, General John ]. Pershing.
wartime com mauder Of the A. 2. +.
and high officials from allied ,coun.
tries viii be in the reviewing stand:
All Paris will observe q holiday ana
mass along the line Of march.
After Paris will come the battle.
field and Cemetery trips. Several
tours of one day, starting and end
ing in Paris, Of especial interest to
men from this state have been ar
ranged. For the first time, through
the cooperation Of the American Bat
tie Monument Commission and the
French government the Legion viii
offer tours to all sectors where
American soldiers were quartz RED
fought and lie buried. A two-colo,
sOn to Paris" folder containing OF.
fetal information about the trip ant
! map showing the battlefield ant
cemetery tours of interest to vet
Grams Of this state has been pre-
pared for distribution. It Will D
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-05-13
STARTS WORK AT
$50 A MONTH

Instead Of taking an ordinary texs-
book business course, Alvin Guen-
Their enrolled at Dakota Business
College, Fargo. Here he had the
benefit Of ACTUAL BUSINESS
training copyrishted understandable
elsewhefe) and stepped right into =
$50 a month position with the Gem
trail Light & Power Co., Harvey.
Nina Dahl was sent direct from p.
B. c. to the Pioneer Coffee Co.
High School Graduates: Wasch
results. Follow the (ucceS1 fpp,'-
June is. Small summer clasaes.
Quick prosress. Finish It busy sea-
son. Write +. l.. Watkins, Pres. .
800 Front ST., Fargo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-05-13
MANUSCRIPT
OF LINCOLN
DISCOVERED
Is Speech Made in 1856 BY
Executive-Was Delivered
in Political Campaign

lincoln. Illinois, May 13.-CP)--
What is believed to be the longest
and best preserved Lincoln, manu-
. aeript in existence has come to light
IA this little Illinois town, the first
- IS named for the martyred pres
ident.
The manuscript. one of many
maners relating to Lincoln left by
fhe late Col. Robert B. Latham, a
8riend Of the emancipation, was tnat OF
4 famous speech on sectionalism, de-
liycred in 1856 during the campaign
inr against Buchanan and Fremont.
The paper was displayed today by
will Latham, son of the colonc', VINO
4 recently opened the Latham rlace,
i here to the public. Mr.. Latham sara
he was entirely unconscious OF the
value of the paper until few days
\ 49,. and had been carrying it around
I * his coat pocket. The manuscript
/ ! haa been valued at many thousands
I OF dollars.
IL Intimate Glimpse
4 a more intimate glimpse into th'
u life Of Lincoln was revealed IN tnt
story Of the naming Of this town y
VA honor, before he became ;n'
ESAn for the ages.
i lincoln was attorney for COiohc
If5I1tham when the latter purchased
3sfEe land and laid out and incorpor
q @fAd the city which became Lincoln
IH1inois. Besides acting as attorney
II lincoln surveyed the site and whel
sfhe day came for the first public 10
sf.nale. he attended the naming OF I'll
town. IN spirit Of fun Lincoln &c
81 81 seeuted the honor after protesting
sf1hst nothing named Lincoln eve
ii nnnounted to damn
|. n NWe'H take chance on the name,
\ EOlonel Latham was recorded as say
a 8n1. well name it Lincoln and 70
24me your next SON Robert" II
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-05-13

the post Saturday At present the
field appears to consist Of the r. K;
Bradley trio. Rcwithus, Roo and
Buddy Bauer; H. r. Whitney's hos
tonian and Valorous. W. j. Salmon's
Black Panther, the Forcai her Farms
filly Fair Star. Jock, owned by r. Is.
Mclean, Kiev and Osmand from the
J. T.. Widener stable. >Rol.cd Stock
ing, J. W. Parrish's Western hopeful;
Royal Julian, owned by w. II. White
house; Sage stables Rip Rap, Mrs
Payne Whitney's Saxon. and Scapa
Flow. W. NJ. Jcfford's Man O'Wa'
colt. =,
Also eligible are two more BRADLEY
runners Birley NJ. G. and ~
O'love; McLean's War Eagle, anf
Hyrdromel md Worcester from tn
stable Of Johnson N. Camden. presi
dent of the Kentucky Jockey Club
which chips in the added $4,000 To-
the derby. !,
Officials of the club expect IN
| largest crowd that ever witnessed tn
outstanding contest on the American
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