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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

up in Fridays disaster with the
Neslaco aggregation.
The coach expressed himself as
very much dissatisfied with the
showing his team made in the last
game, feeling that it Is very much
better than the score would indicate.
The boys simply didn't play he foot
ball Of which they are capable, but
hard drilling, the coach thinks, will
put them on edge for the fray with
the Raymondbille outfit here We'd
nesday.
San Benito goes over into McAllen
for a contest Thursday, the schedule
says, and should have one of the
most interesting contests il has en-
gagged IN during the last s~evera.
weeks. McAllen's feat Of kicking the
EdiEburgers oye the field last week,
sent that team soaring in the csti-
nation Of every grid fan in the cir
cult, and none would Be Surprised II
the game between il and the league
leaders proved something worth
while.
While San Benito ran I'D n huge
score in the game against Raymond
vile last week, several ofsthe Grey
hound players were said to have re-
ceived more or less serious injuries
IN that fray, and their condition may
have some effect on whatever game
the team plays.
Weslaco, Waterloo for Browns
vile last week, is scheduled to do the
entertaining act for Mission, and
will probably bump into lone comp
etition. The M~issionites went down
before the fighting Donna Redskins
during the last pay, but were
battling it out at the final whistle,
and may be expected to give the
Weslaco eridders something TO think
about before the afternoon is over.
.Edinburg goes on i journey af-
ter three straight gases at home.
being scheduled to wander down to
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

Apparently women are coming into
their own in the movies. For ~The
Angel of Broadway" q new De Mile
production which to the Texas
Thcater for the last time represents
the efforts of six talented women,
each in a separate kind Of work.
Leatrice Joy heads the list ~ TIE
star Of the production. Lois Weber.
outstanding among women directors.
hnndid the megaphone. Len0re VI.
Coffee. author Of The volga Boat
man" and The Night Of Love-
wrote the original story and con.
tinuity Of @The Angel az Broadway
while Margaretta Houghton was AL
signed 20 the company as comedy con-
s~tructionist In addition, Julia Her
ron was assistant art director. In
charge Of set-dressing. and Florencs
Swan assisted in the cutting.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22
Shipments From
Valley Increase

Fourteen cars Of fruit and twelve
cars of vegetables moved out or che
Valley Sunday and Monday. accord
ing 70 reports from the Missouri
Pacific Lines. The shipments in
cluded "a Ears Of grapefruit. 5 ears
mixed vegetables, ] beans. 2 beets, \
cabbage, I tomatoes, ? beets and
carrots.
The total movement e. date over
the M. r. lines is 273 ears Of fruit
and 40 cars Of vegetables, as com
pared with PA cars Of fruit and rs
cars Of vegetables at this date last
year.
Sar Benito II leading all Valley
loading points with a total Of s.
cars, Mercedes il second with ID
cars, Stuart Place third with SO cars.
and La Feria fourth with 80 cars.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

selves and kept their bodies in
good repair by occasionally taking
a course Of S.S.S. It helps Ma
ture build up red corpuscles and
il improves the processes by
which the body is nourished.
S.S.S. is time tried and reliable.
1t Is made from the roots OF fresh
herbs and plants and is prepared
in a scientific way in q modern
laboratory.
S.S.S. is sold nc all good drug
stores in two sizes. The larger
size Is more economical.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

has tpen III his present position for
the rast three years, having turned
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

In these days Of fast COMPETE
ton. only full FLOODED, robust
healthy people can keep TO the
front, and success comes to those
who have the snap, vigor and
magnetism that 80 with q whole
some, healthy life.
Don't despair because others
forge ahead Of you. Start right
now to regain the health which
will help you progress. "A hearty
appetite win restore your energy,
build you UP and give you "pep."
Thousands have benefited them
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

Mercedes for a contest with the To-
Gals OF that place.
Donna is due to welcome Pharr-
San Juan back into active compe-
titioR after the lay-off last week Of
the latter team. The game is sched-
uled TO be played at Donna.
Harlingen has drawn the day Of
rest.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-11-22

HEREFORD, Eng. - Alice Beau-
mont, aged 1Es performed fancy
dance steps IN court while the nag
istrates were deciding 60 send her ~
prison as inccrrigiblr-
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Schedule y
THURSDAY, NOV, n

East
ro,rata Al brown William ana Mary at Richmond
c-~--. ~. ~.,u~ra. Dickinson mt BucRnel
m Maryland at Johns Hopkins
w. virginia wesleyan nj Aarsn4H Y Cornell at Pennsylvania
Penn state ut Pittsburgh " LatH. MI
ttrsb ~ Franklin Mar. George washington nc Catholic II
susuuehanna at SchuyIkfn y w. and J. at West Virginia
West
nvnNnAar AZ Arszona Little Rock AZ Arkansas Poly
$500 n~~- North Dakota 40 DeFaul
NN South Dakota nc Detroit
3Aontezuma y EAsSA4 College Pacific at Fresno
wyoming at Greeley Oklahoka AgrL Ct Kansas Agrl
Monmouth at Knox Iowa State &c Marquette
nkIahrna M Missouri South Dakota ct Mnr1ingside
n. \. u. at Nebraska Western State at New. Mexico
Utah Agrt. It Utah Oregon at Washington
South
Georgia ct Alabama Sewanee at Vanderbilt
louisville ut Centenary Southwestern at Austin
Dgiethorpe at Chattanooga Tennessee state Z Fisk
alabama Poly az Georgia Tech Tennessee ut Kentucky
Transylvania at Ky. Wesleyan Tulane at Louisiana State
Howard al Miami X. Baylor at Rice
Southern Meth. ct Texas Chris. Canyon AZ Texas Tech.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Dillon Meets |. w. w. Menace

Taking in Colorado Governor
Dillon of
communist agitators the
protection paved
settlement Following
ng the w. strike representatives Immediately
tOns for settlement with the operators
While the constitution
man in the country, it does permit
subVersve campaign
W. government
and install its
Russia they
If the the dissatisfied republican
form of monarchy
produced communism
W. Wism aimed at the foundation
would the sancty
Governor Dillon the w.
their Seemingly pentuy supplied
WIS will the delay
partially accomplished calling guard
dealing with awles communists
While the communist
oVerpoweing authority
Americ would thorough
troubles existing
Expulsion of 1rzky and znoev from the
charges that
+ interference suggestions
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Band Wagon Complex

Politicians with
climbing
for president.
things looking
elected senator Mississippi
capped with wet pedigree hope to the south
popular
expression.
No opportunity will be given the democrats this
religious issue has injected the presidential
Smith the nomination he will
be
issue and not Catholic.
Entrance republican
nomination for president
II
it certainty that
White talwat Coolidge
Curtis will add certain pcturesqunes
of conventions disclose
Curtis
jumped reservation it worthy
relief
friend, the president.
The fact that Curtis relief
will availability
than 80 of conservative will
Seldom has republican convention
existing outstanding
west and none who will the most delegates into the convention
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
DENY Nature in oto

Advocates
public schools
Prehistoric carvings discovered
the
efore
established
the foot
implements Identified
similarity between
cultural development northern Africa period
Of history
The African carvings differ those
them all attention
in the reproductions contour
the main interest being concentrated
with holes missiles which by the
evidence
bringing the hunter
These telling that requires
him that the
higher stature physically mentally and spiritually
glacial period.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
With Other Editors
MAYOR THOMPSON'S CAMPAIGN
(PhoeniX Republican,

in
decidedly
Chicago
rather singular coincidence that the school trustees
City that
anything
their
straw; the
oyasts
collection petfoggng lawyers
British
a
the feeling that existed
that of them likely British SUBJECTS
children
should eradicate the real evils that exist
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
'csVyFlsAI 90. - ms oAasaso I.sugsS

Hon Seymour Lowman, assistant
secretary of the treasury and titular
boss of all prohibition enforcement.
That is, if. Mr.. Lowman has been
lucky enough to get seat. If he
went to the treasury little earlier
he would be completely out of luck,
for the bus is always crowded during
the rush hour before it reaches Bel
mont street, where Lowman swings
aboard.
Some of the best elbow rubbing
is to be had on the sidewalks, how
ever If you time yourself, you can
brush Vice President Dawes of a
morning on 18th street, hiking toward
the capital pending the moment his
motor car will come along and pick
him up. Or, if you wait Oh the
Connecticut avenue bridge, you're
likely to have to make way for form
er President Talt himself If you
greet him he will nod to you and
if you doif your hat he'll probably
smile. In fact, almost everyone
here will speak to a person if he's
spoken to. Usually he hasn't the
slightest idea whether he has met you
or not, but he doesn't want to slight
anyone especially if he's politician.
Coolidge Guarded
It's pretty hard to rub elbows with
President Coolidge. OF course, for if
you try that a secret, service man
is likely to interfere. But if one
has any luck, he can shake hands
with the president on special oc-
casions three or four times a year.
All that's necessary is to stand in
line on New Years Day for the
annual handshaking, obtain pass
to one of the MONDAY handshaking
sessions at The White House and get
tickets for a White House reception
or two. . Incidentally, it's more
satisfying, though rarer pleasure, to
shake hands with Mrs. Coolidge. She
grasps ones hand as if she meant
it. Most of Washington agreed years
ago that as to the Coolidge fanlily'S
capacity for being human, Mrs. Cool
idge had SO per cent of it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Menus for the Family
by SISTER MARY

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. cereal.
cream, broiled liver and bacon,
graham mullins, milk. coffee.
LUNCHEON--Toasted ham and
cheese sandwich, carrot sticks
and celery hearts, jellied prunes.
milk. tea.
DINNER-Baked red snapper.
braised cucumbers. baked onions.
cocOanut custard pie, rye rolls,
milk, coffee.
The fish is stuffed with a rice
mixture which makes it unneces-
sary to serve potatoes. One of
the simplest ways to vary ones
menus and surprise the family is
to omit the usual potato.
Toasted Ham and Cheese Sand
witch
Eight slices of bread cut 3-S
inch thick, slices Swiss cheese
4 thin slices cooked ham. 3 eggs.
Ia cup milk, 1-2 teaspoon salt
Remove crusts, from bread and
spread one side of each slice even
ly but lightly with softened
butter On half the slices put, a
slice OF cheese. cover with ham
and with another slice os cheese.
Cover with remaining bread and
tie securely with string. Beat
eggs slightly with milk and salt
and dip each sandwich into the
mixture. Fry in a spider in
melted butter Brown one side
of sandwich, turn with a spatula
and brown. the other side. Re-
move cord and serve with slice
of tomato placed on top of the !
sandwich.
Canadian" bacon, which is
the tenderloin of pork cured and
smoked. can be broiled and used
in place of ham.
Copyright, 1927, NEA Service. Inch
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
More Truth Than Poetry
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

Twas the voice of the golfer, heard
him declare
AS he broke up his clubs: "That'S
enough and to spare.
NV neck is askew and my mucsles
are lame
And never shall master this horrible
game. !,
I hook with the irons, slice with
the wood,
And I solemnly swear I am off it
for good"
So 1 knew he would rest till next
Sunday, and then
Be out on the iairWay again.
Twas the voice of the golfer, I heard
him remark
I could play this fool game just as
well in the dark.
I wallop the pellets an over the lot
For I lift up my head when take
every shot
i shah quit. it forever, I}Nearnestly
And moreover I'll gamble I quit here
and now"
So I knew very well he intended% to
play
In a foursome the very next day.
Twas the voice of the, golfer, ]
heard him maintain
That golf was a blight and a pest
and a bane.
'I could not" he added, ito salvage
my soul ks
Get less than eight strokes on a
single short hole.
I had ninety y-eight-ninety-e -eight at
the turn
I'm quitting it cold, for I never can
learn"
So well was aware, in fortnight
or so
He'd be getting some tips from the
pro.
Twas the voice of the golfer, heard
him observe
"This slicing and hooking is getting
my nerve.
have twisted my wrists and dis
1 jointed my back
But it, does me no good, can not
get the knack.
I'll just settle down with the other
old men
And be glad if my score is hundred
and ten"
And while he was speaking as quoted
knew
That he hopes for a seventy-two.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
WASHINGTON a.
: LETTER SKI


WASHINGTON you like that
sort OF thing, you can move to Wash
ington and easily rub elbows with
the great
just the other day, for instance
a crowded street car nosed down
Connecticut avenue bearing such fig
ures as Senator Borah, former Sen
ator Atlee Pomerene and your cor
respondent. Pomerene, doubtless
with his mind on his prosecution OF
Fall and Sinclair in the latest oil
trial, clung to the rail on the rear
platform Borah had grabbed a
brass seat handle amidships.
Borah is the most prominent of local
strap hangers; although he prefers
seat handles as more stable. He
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

, walks from his home on Wyoming
avenue over to the car line on Con-
necticut and sometimes a DIT further
before boarding the car.
Sometimes a friend of the senator's
stops and takes him into his auto
mobile-the senator is very demo
cratic about it. If not he boards d
car marked Lincoln Park ard rides
down through the heart of the city
and east until it stops at the senate
office building. He never requires a
transfer because he doesn't have to
change.
LOWman on Bus
II one takes bus down 10th street
in the morning he is likely some time
to find himself seated alongside the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

The G. & A. Mining company
has secured an option on the
Ajo mine in Yuma county. ac-
cording to statement of Captain
John G. Greenway, general man
ager of the company. The prop
erty was optioned from the New
Cornelia company and will be
developed with a series of dia-
mond drills.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
"Two-TH1RDs" CHIEF TOPIC
(TncsOn Citizenl

The democrats and talk all they about the abolition
requisite
about airing their subject
this apparently they decided
theory
instance doubt is that democratic
will time
the of
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
ABE MARTIN

Their don't seem T. be anybuddy
big enough t. wear Wayne B. Wheel
er's shoes without usin' SuspenderS.
Theirs no end t tn possibilities of
clever solicitor, an ylt sOlicitin'
is alIus tn last resort O. tn down
an out.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

The many friends of Mr.. and
Mrs. John E. Adams will be glad
to welcome them back to Doug
las golf circles.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Plucked From the Plains
End of a Perfect Day

"Och, aye, but I've found lovely
dentist; he gives his patients drink
after every tooth he extracts to
revive them"
"Then what are you so gloomy
about? Did he run out of whisky
when you went"
mo; I ran out of teeth"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

Miss Mamie Howe has returned
from Bisbee where she visited
Mrs. Mcdonald for several days.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Times FOOtprints

A historian announces that women
used cosmetics in the Middle Ages.
Women still use cosmetics in the
middle ages.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Faith Cure

Bride: Please try and eat the
cake, dear It's really lot better
than it tastes.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

The one-legged blackbird which
makes this city it's home in the
winter has returned and is hold
ing open house at the Gadsden,
or rather outside the Gadsden.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
RANG the Bell

Virginia: Mercy! I Just heard that
Margery had attempted suicide. Was
it successful? a t8
Caroline: Very Both The Morning
Blaze and The Evening Scream are
publishing her diary.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

r. L. Gibson arrived home yes
terday after four months tour
of the country.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

j. E. Suits left yesterday for
Mohawk, Arizona, on mining
business.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Week-E Guest

"One of my ancestors came over
on the Mayflower."
"Oh, really? How long is he going
to stay?"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Fleeing Joy

They were married at solemn
nuptial mass. Thomas Laflin sang
Millard's "Ave Marie" and Miss
Katherine Scllivan sang, "Just for
Today ."-Portsmout IN. HI paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
GOOD BUSINESS

California will ship hundreds OF
thousands of bushels or grapes to
the east this year, probably for the
manufacture of marmalade.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Some Time, Somewhere

He: I had a wonderful time at
your party last night.
She: Why, I had no party last
night
He: That so? Well, believe me,
I was at somebody's party"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Wen Known Stacker

Willie: Pa, what's a parasite?
His Pa: A parasite, son, is a man
who walks through revolving door
without doing his share of pushing.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Punishment Fits The Crime

'I have no use for jazz" says
writer 1t must be admitted, however,
that it does sometimes drown the
noisy soup eater.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
KEEN RIVALRY

KEEN RIVALRY
If Reno wants to keep up with the
procession she will have to open a
few sidewalk cafes and establish a
Follies Bergere
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
One Foot at Each Corner

Every year there are born in Ger
many $4,000 pairs of twins, 200 sets
OF triplets And sprinkling of
quadrupeds. Arthur Brisbane in the
New York American.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

America is place where a man
can get along pretty we'll in the oil
business if he's patriotic enough.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
PAST CoMPREHENsION

We can understand most ambitions,
but not the ambition to be minority
candidate for president of Mexico.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

Names new cider law makes it
crime to sell any apple-juice con-
tanning more than one half of one
per cent Of alcohol Most of the
people i'll Maine. though, are vinegar
makers of record.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
His Sorrow

HIS SOrrOW
At a recent banquet, a foreign
speaker was eulogizing the prosperity
of America. "You are blessed with
untold wealth, untold wealth." he
cried, rolling the words with relish
That's the part that doesn't ap-
pear on the income tax reports"
sighed Secretary of the Treasury
Mellon, who was among the guests
at the speakers table.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

New York's mayor has ordered the
law enforced closing cabarets at 3
a. m. If a patron isn't robbed by
that time he doesn't deserve to be.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

They're erecting a monument to
Jesse James out in his home town.
Some day along about 1890 you'll
probably read about the unveiling of
a memorial to wrestling promoter.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
B5AE)|RB8

A Chicago woman gave beggar
dime and then discovered he was
her husband. Moral: Don't marry
beggarS.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Missed the Big Kick

NAASSeu the Dig NICK
/ "Madge's honeymoon was complete
:ly spoiled"
"How?"
'The papers containing an account
of the wedding failed to reach her.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

Among other things we don't care
to be is patient of the doctor who
fooled us about swimming the British
channel.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29

Father: 1 promised you bicycle
Iif you passed your examination but
you have failed, What have you
been doing with your spare time?
Willie: Learning to ride bicycle.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Desperate Errand

Desperate ETTanW y
Husband (after quarrel: Good-by:
I'm going to the ends of the earth.
Wife, All right. And while you're
there You might get the evening
paper and some canned salmon for
supper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
Why She PaIed

Why She Paled
my wife ran the car into the
fence the other day and knocked
some paint off,"
"Off what, your car or the fenceP"
Neither; off my wife"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-10-29
POpuIar AIibi

Popular AIlbi
$50 you really believe there's such
thing as luck?"
"Of course otherwise how on earth
could explain the success of my
ienemies?"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-29

Only half an inch thick a wall
board made of a combination of
minerals has been patented that re-
sists fire and sudden temperature
changes.
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A SECOND VISIT
FROM DALEY'S
''BREVITTES'

Playing a return engagement,
Ed. e. Daley's Broadway Brev.
tiles. " found an appreciative
audience at the Gayety last night
indicating that the case,hardened
burlesque fan is a gIutton for
punishment. There Is plenty of
evidence that the troupe has
been all around the Columbia
circuit.
The rough fun of Mike Sacks,
the Hebrew comedian, brought
forth many a iaugh, although
many Of the comedy scenes are
strung out too far. Billy De-
Haven is the assisting comedian.
Ethel Albertini's excellent voice
was used to good advantage in a
number Of operatic' excerpts.
lnez Marvin plays the violin and
has a voice well adapted to songs
of the blues TYPE: GLADYS Dale
stepped out occasionally to lead
the chorus in songs and dances.
Herman Ferber's chief contribu-
ton was the somewhat hackneyed
Big Parade" but the boy did it
well. Tom Briskey aided the
comedians in bringing forth the
elusive laugh. Two unnamed
colored lads did some lively
stepping.
The chorus has the merit of, be-
ing youthful, although some
what deficient In the art Of sing
ing. The best number is "Eigh-
teen Years Old. H. w.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-29
INTO
THE MOVIES.
WAS ED
How did you happen to go
into the movies?"

How did you happen to go
into the movies?"
This liz a question which Ed
I Wynn says has been asked him
dozens of times since he started
making his Paramount comedy,
Rubber Heels" as his screen
debut.
Here is the INSIDE" story, as
told by the famous musical COM
edy star himself:
II lived in Great Neck, Long
Island, right next to Thomas
Meighan, and we are great
friends. One day he came over
to my house with Mrs. Meighan.
who came over to borrow a cou-
pie of eggs from my wife, or
something.
Ed" Tommy said, there's
going to be a party in a few
days at Adolph Zukor's house.
and I want you to help me get
up some entertainment for 1t.
Adolph Zukor is president of
the Famous Players-Lasky Cor.
poration, that makes Paramount
pictures, and so is Tommy's boss.
/ knew Mr.. Zukor and liked him,
SO l said, All right, Tommy. I'll
help you. What do you want me
to do?'
Come down to the studio with
me tomorrow, and bring some of
your costumes with you, and well
make little movie of you doing
q quick change act Tommy said.
Tt won't take long and 1t will
be lot of laughs at the party.
To make the story short I
went down with Tommy, and we
made the picture. I worked up
a little plot in which I was a
detective using the costumes as dis.
guises.
"A few days later q didn't go
to the party. Mr.. Zuker called
me in and offered me a contract
to be a star In Paramount pic
lures. and I signed it. ''I'm play
ing an amateur detective in my
first picture. Rubber Heels.
Tommy Meighan came over as
soon as he heard about 1t and
congratulated me.
Well, Ed. he said. I guess I,
put one over that time. didn't To-
What do you mean I asked.
Why that picture. you madA
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PIRATES" WITH A ZEST
AND ZOWIE

According to Jonathan Wickwire, who dramatic
critic and should know reviewing Gilbert opereta
is q quite task