davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26

noe! Hodinky 81 nechaj.'
Dvere sa zavrely. Nebolo no wv
tn.
Hodinar zostal na civil u ma
mieste, svierajdc v ruke hodinky.
Nahle zosinal:
GA co, ak by to bola pravda?"
Pratsil hodinkami o zem wy
behol rychle Won; zial', V hluku
ulice nemohol uH najst' cudzinca,
ktory zmizol medzi okolo idiici.
mi
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26

den-ovho Eagle Mlieka. Tym Gle.
Pom, aby slovenske matky znaly
llzfvat Bordenovo Eagle Mlieko,
Borden Company vytlaGila v slo-
venskei reci nplne i1pravy krme-
MIA ndavajiice, ze alSo treba pri-
pravit' Borden-ove Eagle Mlieko
pre- deticky rozlMneho veku. Jest
Ii chcete mat jeden vytisk tychto
nprav, treba vam len vyplnit' ku-
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26
Vrchol narodnej hrdosti.

/. Ty pocujes, we'd mas take tie
nohavice. ako by ia tam boil vo
lakto kopol! g..
II. We'd ma! ..- .
7. Ale aspon sa opraS, we'd ii to
kazdy vidi, a to by ii bola hanba
IT. Hanba9 Ba som pysny ma
to!
7. ??
II. No nuz, we'd ma to NJ ten -
mas pan sl1zny!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26
Rodinny list.

''DrahE Ujec! Y rychlosti da.
yam I'll ma vedomie, re sa nam
dnes rano narodili .dyojcence. Blu.
dtrcne Wac. Tvoj milujnci Ia Sc
strenec Y" ......
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26
Polllln!lnohych | / rokoch Z
Napisal: Frederic Boutel.

sa tia.hnia.eho obchodu, ktoreho
nspavajitei pokoj divine sa odra.
2al 0d hnkotn l'udnatej ulice.
a'Potrebujem sklitko do hodi.
nick riekol $ l'ahkym prizvu.
kom cudzinee, podavajnc hodina.
rovi stare ocel 'ove hodinky.
Hodinar bielom kepeni, Sc.
diac "a pracovnym stolikom, S
lupou a stipcami, cistil kolieska.
Bol to mlady, chudy elovek, po.
pudliveho pohl 'adu, riedkymi,
zltymi vlas1ni.
Wal hodinky.
"Nestoja mnoho," =" vravel po.
hrdlive.
"Ale sd lepsie ako mic" odpo-
vedal cudzinec.
Cinil DOZEN startho cloveka s
vpadlymi hcami a kratkymi Sc.
divymi flzami. Bol obleceny do
vel oslchanaho odevu a ma
hlave nal stary, makky klobhk.
Pozoroval chvil 'ku hodinara, kto.
ry hl'adal sklo do hodiniek.
Nahle sa cudzinec Spvtal:
I" w sa menujete Ferdinand
Borell9'
Hodinar zdvihol cely udiveny
hlavu.
"Je to napisant ma dverach, y
odvetil sucho.
"Narodil ste sa V ulici Quin-
campoix", pokracoval neznamy.
este 32-rocnF; vas otec... -
este Cd policie?" prerusil no
hodinar.
"Nie. Odpovedajte. To vas nj
jako neobt 'azuJe.
"NuN dobre. Som Ferdinand
Rorell. Narodil som sa ulici
Quincampoix. Som 32.rosny. A
60 vam je po tom?'
"Vas otec boil obchodnikom ze-
leznym tovarom. Menoval sa Bo-
rell9"
"Nemal som otca. Nikdy som
no nepoznal. Nal som matku, ia
ma vychovala. Nehovorim, re ma
rozmaznala, ale vychovala ma.
Celkom sama. Muz iej odisiel.
ked' som NAL styri roxy. Memo
hol JED nieoho vySitat' ami "a
macny macik. Rozpredal potajom-
ky tovar a jedneho dina uSiel s Pc
niazmi; opustil mas, matku nina
- nikdy SINE no uz Wac nevi-
deli. Naztvate.li toto mat otca
- tax vam hovorim. re sa mfli.
te!'
"Ja som tvoj otec!' zvolal Gu.
dzinec pridusenym hlasom.
Hodinar yyskocil a odstdpil
trochu. Dival sa Strnule ma "u-
dzinca, ktorl so sklopenymi oca,
mi opakoval
"Ano, ia som tvoi otec. Pozri
sa. to sh mole dokumenty foto'
giraffe. Zmpnil som sa, ale ma MOI.
no poznat'! Tu som s tvojou ma.
. tkou... +"
"Umrela pred osmimi rokmi, y
mrmlal hodinar.
Cudzinec trochu zbledol. Ma.
stalo trapne ticho.
"Ako ste ma nasli9" opytal sa
konecne syn.
"V adresari. celkom iednodu'
cho. Prvej, nez som patral indie,
podfval som sa ia. Videl som two.
je memo a prisiel SON."
Umlkol a potion pokracoval
"Chybil som, ze som vtedy O.
disiel. Bol som vel mi, vel'm vim
ny. Ale, synku, ME je to celkom
mojou chybou. Obchody nesly,
tvojou matkou som NAL strasny
zivot... Nevedel som, Go robin
Rol to zachvat sialenstva. Cfti'
som, ze muslin byt' svobodny, ne
cdvisly!... Go ia viem! streto
som sa l'ud mi, ktori chceli "a
lozit' podnik Amerike. Potre
bovali cinneho cloveka, majuceht
nejake penia7e... Tu to slo Gin
d'alAi tym hOrSie. Chcel som tan
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26
Skolska rldalost'.

V skole poeas vyncovania zdvi'
hne maly Janko prst. Ucitel sa
no pyta: - Co chces?
Janko. - Prosim, pan ucitel'
smiem ist Won? .'..
UGitel'. - NesmieS. Az ma kon
ci hodiny. J&t
O stvrt' hodinky zdvihne prst
Karol, sediaci pri Jankovi.
Ucitel'. - Co je uz zasa? Teras
azda ty chceS fst' von?
Karol. - Me, pan ucitel', alt
Janko tm dnu vysiel Won!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26
Ill som vsetko... a roxy presly.
"Preeo ste sa vratili?'

L
| "Lebo som starry. Mann yo vse.
ttkorn nedostatok. Som vy6erpany.
| Nem6Hem pracovat'. Nem61em 81
lvyrabat ma Mvobytie. Nechcel
som u1nriet tam doll, celkom
sam. Rozpomenul som sa ma do
mov. Myslel som myslel
som, lie dosiahnem odpnstenia... y
| Has sa ml zadusil. Hodinar 70.
stall chladnym.
| "Neznam vas, povedal. MOI
no, ze ste ozaj Bernard Rorell, ale
to mi je l'ahostajnf. Me ste mo.
| Jim otcom. Bolo by to vel po.
hodlne Clovek ma zenu, diet'a -
zmuje to, muH ich opusti... Ute.
Gle, nevediac, ci neumrh hladom.
A potom, Bob vie, 20 axiom d.
hom ease sa vrati.. Dakujem! To
by bolo vel mi pohodlntH
Uskl'abil Sa. urobil niekol 'ko
krokov do pozadia ohchodu a vra-
til sa k cndzincovi tyaron plnou
zloby.
"Pozritr sa ma NINA! Som ia
vas syn, ktoremn to hovorlte? -.
20 ste urobili ia mha? ia 90 yam
nam byt' vd 'afnym? Videl som
matku MORT sa pracou, ably mi
mohla dat najest' sa. Cd toho ca
su. co sa pamatam - bolo to sta
lie to iste... praca a Ease praca -
ako robotnik. Bol som ctiziadosti-
wynn. Boil by som rad studoval.
Nemohol som, vasou vinou... lebo
ste nam opustili. - A teraz sa
pokojne vraciate... Chcete sa dat
hyckat' ako dobry Glovek, ktorF
vzdy plnil svoje povinnosti, to by
bolo pohodlnf. Naozaj. Ncbolo by
TO vsak spravodlivfm... Povinno.
sti... Nepoznam vas. Chod tie! l.. y
Odmlcal sa. Has Sa mu triasol
4 bleda irho tvar zrudla trochu
hnevom.
Exam cheeS, aby som siel?'
koktal otec s iizkost 'ou. "Nem6.
zeS ma len tax zhola odmietnnt'.
Ncbudem ia stat mnoho. Iia-
dam cd teba, ably 81 mi dial len ma.
lest sa - - a noel 'ah... M6zem
ii pomahat' cistit' obchod, vyba.
vovat' pochodzky... Nechaj ma u
Seba, kym umrem... Nem6zes ma
vyhodit ma ulicu. Boil som vim
nym, - ale som tvojim otcom... ,"
Hodinar pokrcil plecami. Upo-
kohl sa, ale tvar ztvrdla nemilo-
srdnvm rozhodnutim.
",Nemam otca! Nal som matl1u.
ktora ma zivila a ktorl som ne.
skorsie zivil ja... Vykonal som
svoju povinnost'. ako ona vylzo-
nala svoju. - Vas - vas, nepo.
znam... Ostatne, keby som vam i
chcel pom6ct', nemozem. Nevyro-
bin 81 ami ma zivobytie. To vsetko
tn ie len V komisii. Nemozem sa
ami oaenit'. taky som chudobnE...
Ohod 'te!"
"Nechaj ma tn aspon niekol 'ko
dnf, vynasnazim sa najst' 81 "a.
mestnanie," snazne prosil starry
muz.
Hodinar NH uz ami neodpove.
dal.
Muh siel k dveram. akoby ca
kal, re bude Zavolany zpat. Ma
HE sa zastavil obratil sa so zme.
nenou tvarou k hodinarovi.
"Neviem, kto mas dvoch je
hlupak," riekol ustipacnym to-
nom. "Myslim, ze ty Boil som vte-
dy nieomnik, ale ty 81 pocinas te-
raz O mnoho horsie!"
Odstnpil odo dvier a vratil sa
k synovi, ktory urobil pohyb, a.
ko keby sa chcel branit'. Starec
vypukol v pohrdavy smiech.
s'Blazon!" zvo1al. "Blazon
vsetko, 60 som ii hovoril, je pra.
vda, vsetko, okrem jednej veci,:
| hvit 'azil som v Australia. Cujes
Zbohatol som a mann miliony! Gu
jes9 Miliony podnik, ktory sam
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1927-08-26

~ HE is not participating in
- guessing contest, nor is she try
~ ing to hide her identity. Those
aags auto goggles are intanded t.
protect hW eyes from the sun, wind
and sand of the Mojave Desert,
where Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer now il
shining "The Wind,' under the d.
ssetion OF Victor Seastrom. "6he, /"
IN ease you haven t guessed by this
time. il none other than Lillian 0ish.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
LOCALS

Mr.. and Mrs. Wesley Harter of st.
James were Christmas guests of Mr..
and Mrs. Fisher Cuff.
Miss Lillian Huot returned 10 St.
Paul Monday after spending Christ
mas here with her sister, Mrs. Leo
Gallery.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grant Gaffney and
family of Willmar were Monday
guests of Mrs. Mary Gaffney and
Miss LYDIA Gaffney.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Sonnickson
were Christmas guests of Mrs. Son.
nickson's mother, Mrs. Elizabeth
Lamb at Seaforth.
Miss Blanche Seifert who attends
the Commercial College at Mankato
is the guest of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Tom Seifert.
Mrs. Ann Wester Porter of st. Paul
is a guest at the home of her moth
er, Mrs. Fred Wester. She arrived
here Tuesday night.
Ed. Pearson of Vesta spent Mon
day in Redwood Falls, coming here
with his daughter who had her ton
sils removed at the hospital.
Miss Buelah Thompson, teacher
in the schools at Stewart, is the guest
of her mother, Mrs. Caroline Thomp-
son during the holiday vacation.
The Degree of Honor Lodge and
the Workman Lodge will hold joint
installation of officers at the Knights
of Pythias Hall Monday evening,
January 9th.
John Mansfield returned to Mime
apolis Monday after spending Christ
mas with his mother, Mrs. Anna
Mansfield and his sister, Mrs. Ray
mond Stegner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Gallery and FAM
lily and Miss Lillian Huot were en-
tertained Christmas Day at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. James Gallery near
Wabasso. Other guests present in
cluded Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Bellig and
family of Lamberton.
Ed. Martinson returned Saturday
from Litchfield where he was called
earlier in the week by the death Of
his father. Mr.. Martin is salesman
for the Jewell Tea Company of Min
neapolis and during his absence a.
Loggren of Minneapolis had charge
of his business.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
CONSERVATION FOR
ALL OF AMERICA

conservation for all of America
is the slogan adopted by the Izaak
Walton League, national outdoor re-
creation organization, which recent
ly announced a Campaign to estab-
lish playground in northern Mime
sofa and southwestern" Ontario, &C
cording to national officials of the
League.
This move came on the heels of the
beginning of a strenuous campaign
by the League throughout the West
to save millions of ducks from death
by alkali water poisoning. 1t is
claimed that from ten to fifteen mil
lion wild ducks have died there dur
ing recent years.
''The International playground pro-
ject is one more step in the program
of the Walton League to help dedi-
cate the outdoors to the health and
happiness of all of the people, rather
than to any narrowly confined class
of sportsmen," declared Fred H. Doel-
liner, general manager of the organl-
cation. The Western ducks must be
saved in order to not only insure con-
tinued shooting in the West, but tt
stop terrific drain on the wild duck
resources Of America, he pointed out
"This move," he said, "is primarily
in the interest of the spOrtsmen, but
We also recognize that the wild life
is a benefit, in many ways, to the en-,
tire citizenship, and is becoming
more so every year. Good, clean
outdoor sport is the very basis O.
American character. 1t must be pre-
served as national characteristic"
- In the East the League is combat.
ting pollution of waterways both t.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
Obituary
MRS MARGARET KELLAM.

Mrs. Margaret Kellam passed
away Tuesday morning at her home
after an illness of several weeks. Fun
eral services will be held Thursday
afternoon at two o'clock at the Cd
laug Mortuary with Rev. c. w. Gil
man reading the service. Interment
will be made in the Beaver Falls GEM
etery. Margaret Carruth was born
in Mornington, Ontario, Canada,
August 9th, 1849. In 1872 she NOV
ed with her parents to Beaver Falls
to make her home. On December III,
1897, she was united in marriage to
Tutson Kellam at Beaver Falls and
lived there until 1911 when they NOV
ed to Redwood Falls where she has
since made her home. Mr.. kellam
passed away about seven years ago.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
AIR MAIL CLERK

Walter o. Tucharder, Kansas
Railway Mail Clerk, anticipates that
the air mail will eventually be dis
tributed on routes by air mail clerks.
He has written the big Post Office
Department in Washington about it,
and his letter says: anticipating
the time when the air mail will be
distributed enroute, wish to offer
myself as a candidate for air mail
clerk" This is application number
one, and it has been made matter
of careful record in Washington as
it may be necessary to make such ap-
pointments sometime in the future.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
ORSON WELLS.

Buriel services were held Thursday
for Orson Wells who passed away on
Sunday morning, December 18th, at
his home in Redwood Falls. E. +.
Gabriel had charge of the service
held at 2 o'clock at the Church CT
Christ. Interment was made IN the
Redwood Falls cemetery. The pail
bearers were all members of the Am
erican Legion. A firing squad from
Company az" escorted the remains
to the cemetery. Special music was
sung by Mrs. Harry Wolff, Miss Ger
aldine Sparks, C. D. Clipfell and Earl
Bliss.
Mr.. Wells was born in Stephenson
County, Illinois, March 10th, 1047,
and was past eighty years OF age
In 1865 he was united in marriage 10
Miss Martha Star at Armstrong,
Iowa. Mr.. Wells was civil war vet
eran and was a member of the local
G. A. r. He leaves to survive his
loss his wife and son son, George
Wells, Of Chicago. Three children
preceded him in death. He is also
survived by two grandsons, Rodney
Wells Of Bismark, N. D., and Russell
Wells Of Minneapolis.
Among those from out of town who
came here for the funeral services
were: Mr.. and Mrs. George Wells OF
Chicago, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Wells
of Minneapolis, Mrs. Susie Wells and
Mrs. Chester Wells of Milo, Iowa
Rodney Wells and daughter of Bis
mark, N. D., and Mr.. and Mrs. c. L.
Charter of MontevideO.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
Dec. %, Jan. 4, IL
CITATION FOR HEARING ON Pc
Triton FOR ADMINISTRATIONS.
Estate of Margaret Kellam.

State OF Minnesota,
County of Redwood
IN PROBATE COURT
In the Matter of the Estate Of
Margaret Kellam, Decedent.
The State of Minnesota to all per-
sons interested in the granting of
administration of the estate of said
decedent: The petition of Edgar
Carruth having been filed in this
court, representing that Margaret
Kellam. then a resident of the County
of Redwood. State of Minnesota, died
intestate on the 9th day of Decem-
Der, 1927, and praying that letters of
administration of the estate be grant
ed to r. A. Cooper, and the court
having fixed the time and place for
hearing said petition,
THEREFORE, YOU, AND EACH
OF YOU/are hereby cited and requir-
ed to show cause, if any you have, be-
fore this court at the Probate Court
Rooms in the Court House, in the
City of Redwood Falls, in the County
of Redwood, State of Minnesota, on
the 23rd day of January, 1923, at 10
O'Clock a. M, why said petition should
not be granted.
WITNESS. the Judge Of said Court,
and the Seal of said Court, this 2Sth
day of December, 1927.
4. r. A. LAUDON,
Probate Judge.
CLAGUE & BARNES,
Attorneys for Petitioner.
fCo,,rt SeaD 25-3ts
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28

Graduate schools of education were
attended this summer by the county
superintendent and II of the 13 prIr-
cipals of township high schools in
Kossiusko County, Ind. The two
principals who did not attend hold
NJ. A. degrees. OF the 1S9 teachers
of county schools, 80 per cent spent
either the summer or the previous
school year in study in colleges or
normal schools.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28

Publications presenting the work of
parent-teacher associations are issued
regularly in 80 states. Four of the
publications are issued by state col
leges or universities, one by state
vocational board, and in two states
the state educational journal is used
as the medium for publicity. The
California bulletin carries news from
Hawaii.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28

provide for fishing and to promote
general health, it was pointed out.
Flood control is receiving the at
tention of the League in the Missis-
sippi valley, where Walton League
chapters in the headwaters of many
streams are forming ponds and arti-
fetal lakes to control waters and to
provide recreation places, Mr.. Dollner
said.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
Protestant Episcopal Church
Rev. E. c. PrOsSer. Rector
st. Johns Lutheran Church
w e. NickelS Pastor

On New Years Day divine services
will be conducted at 900 with sermon
in the American language and at
1890 with sermon in the German
language.
The yearly business meeting Of the
voting members will be held Janu-
airy 4th. beginning at 100 p. m. The
elders meeting January 3rd, at 100
p. m.
We wish all blessed and prosper
Gus New Year.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
OF % parent-teacher associations

Of % parent-teacher associations
in Flint, Mich, II have fathers as
presidents. Among men filling 9TH
err important positions are % vice
presidents and z treasurers. Five
men are members of the executive
committee of the Flint Parent-T Teach
err Associations Council, and six
men are heads of important commit
tees. Parent-teacher meetings show
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
SPRINGFIELD IN 1928 TO
PAY HIGHEST TAXES EVER

The taxes which Springfield people
have to pay next year will be the
highest that have ever been assessed
against them. The rate in that city
will be 81 mills. This is the highest
rate ever required for the levy at
Springfield and the highest in Brown
County for the 1927 tax collection.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28

The dairyman of limited means is
the one who can least afford the great
losses that come from using a poor
sire at the head of his herd.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
of s. s. {: f.

THE name Redwood Gazette now,
more than ever, signifies unques-
toned excellence in every department
of printing.
Those who diligently seek for bet
ter effects and who keep changing
printers until they find their stand
ard, make up the majority OF our
customers; and our ability to win and
hold this class speaks for our work
which. because of well organized
effort and our modern equipment, IS
produced not only high in quality,
but also reasonable in price.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
an increasing attendance of fathers.

Intelligent selection Of dairy ami
mails is one of the most important
steps in building up a high-produc-
ing herd.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
Catholic Church


J. w. Jiracek, Pastor
Masses-8:3O A. NJ, second and
fourth Sunday in month";; other
Sundays of month at 800 and
1920 A. NJ.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28

"a Good name is rath-
er to be chosen
than great riches, and
loving favour rather
than silver and gold"
PROV. Ell
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-12-28
First Presbyterian Church
First English Lutheran Church
"The Friendly Church"

Sunday Bible School -------- 1000
Divine Services ---- 1870
"A nodding congregation may, and
may not, mean assent to what the
preacher is saying
r. o. AGA,
Pastor.
The Coconino sun., 1927-03-04
ALKALI IN CALIFORNIA
LAKES FOILS HUNTSMEN

Commenting on the scarcity of
ducks and other water fowl in Ari-
zona during the past few seasons, D..
E. Pettis, state game warden, points
to the death by the thousands of
the fowls in the alkali lakes on the
northern Pacific coast states.
Drainage of lakes and swamps
which formerly harbored millions of
ducks has left small bodies of water
heavily charged with alkali, response
bic for the death Of uncounted num-
bers of ducks and other forms of bird
life" says Pettis.
The Coconino sun., 1927-03-04
PEN POINTERS

Chicago needs an amen cor
ner. says the evangelist. Aimee
Semple Mcpherson. We had
thought several OF Chicago's cor
ners were that way.
This spring men will wear der
bies, canes. colored handkerchiefs
and bright paiamas. says fashion
dictator. but we hope not all at
once.
The first robin has been sighted
in Connecticut. New Mexico and
way points. but we refuse to be-
lieve anything until the first mess
of greens comes in.
Edison took a day off on his
S0th birthday anniversary. but
judging from the reporters dues
tions he did the hardest days
work he's had in some time.
Hollywood is the town in Cali
fornia where newly married cou-
pies take their honeymoons sepa-
rately.
The Coconino sun., 1927-03-04
Naturally

Two Of the chief gossips of the city
made a bet that they wouldn't say
word for "a hours. That day man.
of the neighborhood ran off with an
other mans wife. As a result one of
the gossips died of apoplexy and the
other one just naturally blew up.
The Coconino sun., 1927-03-04

how many rabbits Will you have & the
teacher asked Martin Moran. do it
on your fingers If you can't in your
head" she said.
Martin studied couple minutes and
the teacher asked: "Do you mean to
admit that you can't multiply two rab-
bits by two rabbits 2"
could If it was anything but rab-
bits" Martin said, "but rabbits null
tiply too fast"
Stanley Sykes says half and half
used to be one of the prime favorites
in the drink line, and it still is. Some
of the folks nowadays drink half milk
and half cream and the others half
turpentine and half alcohol
Gus Jake says that feller down in
Georgia that's got 29 children mus be
stork ravin' crazy.
Carl Mayhem says now that every
body's denyin' that the whale swal-
lowed Jonah and Pocahontas saved
John Smiths life it shows how care
less Jonah and Pocahontas was that
they didn't have their cameras along.
He was pretty drunk on canned
heat or something, and when he
asked Night Officer Claude Tackitt
where. Jim Brown lived and Claude
said, why, you're Jim Brown" he
replied, "Sure, I'm Jim Brown, but
whereinell does he lve?"
Travelin' salesman who's line APP
! parently hadn't been maxim hit with
the merchants dropped in at Bob the
Dresswell Shop an asked Walt Carl
son to look at his samples. Walt
wasn't interested and said so. well, =
said the drummer, anyway won't you
let me spread my samples on your
counter an look at them myself. ]
amt seen 'eIn in several weeks 4
Milt Powers, over iii Los Angeles, is
just getting over a pad cold and is
going to claim compensation under his
accident policy Someone told him a
| cold amt an accident, but vista
tion of God. Milt says that makes
| his claim valid, because q visitation
of God in Los Angeles is an accident.
George Mason, who weighs around
| three hundred, and Paul Keller was
out hunting, and George fell down and
| sprained his leg. They had to climb
a fence, and Paul asked George If he
couldn't help him over the fence.
George, who was pretty peeved be-
cause of the pain, growled, NAV, help
the fence.
| Doc Fronske was tallxin' to Davy
Joy, who was a consultin' of him,
bout germs and he told Davy whole
l-lot he didn't know about the good
germs an the bad germs, several bill
| lions of which the same every man
has in an on him. Davy lissened with
/ his mouth wide open. Then he finul-
/ " said: Gee, Doc, / thought was
an individual, but from what you says
I reckon / must be whole DANCED
community"
EFF seein' is believin', then we shore
got to believe in wimmin these days,
| Rimmy Jim Giddings philosophises.
| Three frogs wuz sittin' on lily
| pad. Two of 'em took a noshin to
/ jump off. How many were left An
swer- threel Because they only took
a noshin. Speed Campbell.
/ Woman rushed into Rabbits gro
Gerry department and after looking
over the people in there, said: I'm
looking for small man with spec
/ tacles."
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