The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1927-10-08
STOCK EXCHANGE daily" Bazaar Fans
REACHES OUT FOR Chew Hot Dogs a Ia
EUROPEAN STOCKS Signan in Garden"
By TEEJAYo.

1t was Deetle-DfOWeQ culinary
worker who first attracted my atten-
ton after a fair daughter of Shem
fastened red carnation on the lapel
of my coat, as I descended the stair
way to the bazaar.
"Hot dogs a la Sigman," he shout
ed. "This is not Iowa, where the
president of the right wing of the
International Ladies' Garment Work.
ers Union is as willing to please the
cash customers as he is willing to
please the clothing manufacturers in
New York" There was more, but
this is worthy sample of the "bally-
hoo" the tough-looking frankfort
frier in charge Of the booth sang
over the closely packed spaces Of
Madison Square Garden.
was hungry for hot-dog, hav-
ing had very distressing experience
on Second Ave. during the Yom Kip
pur holidays. Tho it has little to do
with the bazaar it has a lot to do with
the welfare of INDECENT pedestrians
and perhaps this tale may result in
some steps being taken in the future
to prevent Jewish holidays from being
nonstop affairs.
There is one place in New York
where you can still buy a hot-dog
for nickel, with a roll and mustard
on the house. A glass Of Coca Cola
and two frankfurters is a goodly
lunch in a pinch. So fancy my con-
sternation when I was informed by
mine hostess on certain afternoon
this week that her emporium would
be dark for two days-until Yom
Kippur was so hungry that he could
not fast any more.
My frankfurters never tasted bet
ter than they did that day and l
thought / detected the contour of a
tear in the left eye (the one nearest
the onions) of the buxom dispenser
of ground meat, as she took my dime.
Courses on this fellow, Kippur," l
muttered. "He is bigger nuisance
than st. Patrick, who only demands
one day of the year from his follow
ers, who spend that day eating and
drinking-mostly drinking. But this
fellow Kippur is not satisfied with
flattening out the stomachs of his
customers; he visits inconvenience on
those who swear him no fealty."
Then aloud: 81 wish l were one of
the chosen people, because | could
stay in bed until the restaurants open
again"
That was the beginning of dog
less week for me. Nothing seemed to
satisfy my craving for food. Delicate
viands seem to melt in the stomach,
whereas husky frankfurter, swal-
lowed hastily, will make a dollar go
a long way.
| | rushed to the hot-dog stand and
ordered one. q am now boosting the
bazaar.) was not alone. The left
wing in the needle trades seemed to
have left Camp Nitgadaiget in a
body and as they sunk their teeth in
the succulent meat, they growled,
much to the CONSERVATION of vege-
tartan who watched the scene, note
book in hand.
l consumed three frankfurters
smothered in mustard before my APP
petite was Modified. Then, with
thumbs in vest pockets | ambled along
to the buttermilk counter where /
spent a dime or two on the sweetest
glasses of milk ever fabricated my
tonsils with.
My material needs being attended
to for the moment, | proceeded to
the highbrow section where Bob Mi
nor, William Chopper, Lydia Gibson,
Mossaiye Olgin, Carlo Tresca and
divers other persons less well known
to art-lovers, gazed rapturously on
the paintings which could be pur-
chased without much trouble for
little money-comparative speaking.
eve urgently request bazaar patrona
to buy everything in sight. 1t may
mean a lull in the hot-dog market,
but the meat-raisers of the west will
benefit.)
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