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Legal Notices

COMING COMMISSION OF THE DISTRlCI
1879 coLUMBIdA; WASHINGTON. April )
section 5 Of an Act Of ConEress Spppoys Z
March /: 1920 Public No. iSs S6ffR Con Con
height, area ana use OF buildings ia the Dis
trict Of Columbia and 10 create 4 ZoninJ
commission. and for other purposes."l motto
held IL the Board Room nn Of ut the D gl y
Hnubidins beginning at 1000 A. NJ. April 60
l 1OiIa,, for the pIrposs q co1sidering q,
OF the use. height and area districts ant
coming regulations. 70 wit: /. CHANGE
E hSa c soSsaREESTl4 go AR REeR 81 Is
R1 ssa1s corner Of Georgia Ayengs and But
COMMERCIAL. G, AREA. go HEIGHT
SSro 20 a6ntiing the north side Of P Stree
known as Lots sOl; 500. 90. 81 and IL
SIs EailL GHEHhhA AG 11o FH HRTeH FRS ~
His adESSss 3 HS5Es sIHaoEI1T4 o 81 ACT 10 3
and Vermont Avenue n. VI 4" AMEN
ssTfN RLEIniIIL4T TIG BY sABpING r
GSEEPsTnIoEsmA NEW PARAGRAPH II
h hL;AhD AZ FOLLOWS: IL. In the 10 IOot
a height not exceeding 40 feet ar tweIv !,
stories. provided. such buildings face or AID,
street or streets not less than ITO fee
vide between building lines and provided
further that above the 11O-foot level al
outside walls are set back six inches iol
each foot of height above this level
~ THE FOLLOWING PROPOSED CHANGES
IM ZoNlNG WILL BE CONSIDERED AT
TEE AFTERNOON SESSION OF THE
PUBLIC HEARING BEGINNING AT i x
M APRIL 20, 1927: g. CHANG !
HEIGHT. 10 FIRST COMMERCIAL. b 10
tH1E sLGh Property at north west corner n
Lots 10. I6 soy, sol. 500. 10 and 20
Square I6S: g.. CHANGE FROM FIRST
Gn9RMSMsIEsRRcIAAL G AREA, go 10 RESI-
u and 35. Square 507S. at northeast corner
OF Mlnnesota Avenue and Foote Street N. Il
T.. CHANGE FROM RESIDENTIAL
AREA, so: TO SECOND COMMERCIAL
D AREA. go HEIGHT: Residential prop
erty on west side of 23rd Street N W.. De
tween n and N Streets. known as Lots A
p U S13 and Sd4. Square SO PROCT0H
LL,, D0UGHERTY, SIDNEY r. ITALIA
EERR0. DAVID LYNN. q. s. GRANT 3rd
w. r; r. COVELI. Zoning Commission Of IN,
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TIMES
ssaClnSShieol QdS

susan ROSS. IS years sI4 F st.
Peter Marshall So years 4s pisro.
!, Thomas p, q; washington. s. years. Sal
Ali. Alice Jackson 50 years ss7 Fiji
John ". Hollins, 50 years Provi.
.Bsnjamis i. Thompson. 81 years
$50 Van St s. w.
Maud r. Ennis. IS years. 1881 L
st. N. W.
Eugene Smith. IS years walter
Reed Hospital
Bessie Briggs. 80 years. a11s Kss
Herman Francis Butler, 20 years,
ID N st. s. w.
Marion Hamilton. months. chn-
dren's Hospital
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women
To CONFER

Women Democrats from all sec
lions of the country will assemble
here May ana Z at the conference
of Democratic women to be held al
the Mayflower Hotel, it was an.
1ounced today by the National
woman's Democratic Law Enforce.
lnent League.
Mrs. Jesse w. Nicholson, acting
chairman and State president Of the
Democratic Federation of Law En-.
forcemnt clubs Of Maryland said
today that the women Of the coun.
try were beginning to realize their
equal responsibility with men in the
matter Of suffrage and will insist
that the Democratic candidate for
president favor law enforcement
and practice that principle after
taking office.
Officials who openly and secretly
violate the Constitution will be
driven from office as the result Of
the women's vote, Mrs. Nicholson
asserted.
Tendencies in the Democratic
party point to a repetition of the
1924 tragedy at the national con-
Vention in New York, and it IS to
preclude such performance that
the women Of the Democratic party
are meeting here to voice their
disapproval Of such tactics and so
Instruct the delegates it was said.
X.Z.5 /. !.
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MRS. LOUIS FREEMAN

Funeral services for Mrs. Caroline
Freeman, Sc, will be held Monday
from the residence of the Rev, p.
w. Crosby. Of the North Carolina
Avenue Methodist Church. Burial
will be in Rock Creek Cemetery
Mrs. Freeman was the wife of
Louis Freeman, an artist. She
organized and founded the Jefferson
School Mothers Club. Her death
Yesterday was preceded by a short
illness. She leaves her husband,
two sons, Seymour r. and Harold
Freeman and four daughters. Mrs.
Sarah Donahoe, Mrs. J. C.. Hansen.
Mildred Fookes and Miss Augusta
Freeman, all Of this CITY.
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TIMELY TIPS.
Easrer Flowers Co SIC

E0sreP FLOWERS for Sale
For Easter Greetings-send
flowers. Easter lily plants, per
bloom, Soc; spring flower assert.
ments, $3.50 to $3.50; roses lin
many varieties), $3.50 and up.
Many other desirable flowers at
the same reasonable prices. For
. timely listing Of floral offerings
see the Church Page.
-
Business Opportunity
Partner wanted for q good go
ing garage business, 1OO.car ca.
pacfty, fully equipped with DucO
painting outfit. repair shop. bat.
terry shop, tire repair shop, car
washing machine; also cOnnec.
tons with general house contract.
ing business. See Classification
Ford RoGdsteY. 1926, for Sale
Ford 1926 Roadster. Five bal
loon tires, new paint; terms; open
evenings and Sunday. See Classi.
ficatiOn 1876.
/ A&&
Furnished Apartments for Rent
Georgia Ave. N. VS. outside
rooms, partly furnished; kitchen,
hath: will unfurnish II desired.
See Classification 81.
y + =
The Gb0Ue wants and offers
ara only a fGlD Of the many
interesting propositions yOu Win
find 0dvevtised in fodays
Times and Herald classified
adOertisine section.
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MICHAEL ". sCANLON

Funeral services for Michael w.
Scanlon. widely known hotel man,
ager, race horse owner and former
actor. were held today. Burial was
in Mt. Olivet Cemetery.
Mr.. Scanlon died OF pneumonia
Thursday night in Georgetown Uni.
yersity Hospital. He was manager
Of the Parkside Inn until last De.
cember, when illness forced him ia
resign. He had been manager of
the Grafton and Martinique hoteis
and was at one time manager of the
Willard.
Born in Scranton, Pa, 81 years
ago, Mr.. Scanlon had varied and
colorful career. He began life as A
news butcher on the Lackawanna
Railroad, became q trainmen and
later an actor in various minstrel
troupes. He became connected
with the hotel business In st. Louis
in 1904. He came to this city 20
years ago.
Mr.. Scanlon was a bachelor. He
is survived by four brothers. DIR. e.
r. Scanlon, John j. and Joseph
Scanlon. OF Scranton. and James
Scanlon, Binghamton, N. Y, and two
sisters, Mrs. A. ]. Reynolds and Mrs.
George Monahan. OF Scranton.
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IGNATIUs RONAnONNA

Ignatius Bonadonna, so, a retired
member of the Marine Band, died
in Naval Hospital last night FOL
lowing long illness He was a
native of Italy. coming here 30
years ago at the time Capt. william
H. Santelman first took charge OF
the band. He was retired for
physical disability about five years
later.
he was one OF the organizers OF
the musicians Union and played at
various times in Polls and other
local theaters. He was a performer
on the clarinet.
Requiem mass will be said Mon.
day in st. Matthew's Church. Mr..
Bonadonna is survived by his wife
and two daughters, Mrs. Josephine
Geraci and Mrs. Mary Battaglia,
both of Washington.
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Too Late to Classify

QUEBEC PL. N. W.. 723-2nd floor,
room. kitchenette and bath newly pa
pered adults only. Col. 7D78.
HUDSON .O0ACH-BouRht August 1926
has gone less than 5000 miles; perfect
Comm landing Officer, Marine Flying Field
ouantico. Va.
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Classified Department
All ads are restricted TO their prone,
eIassittcations and to the regular Times and
Herald style of type.
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JOHN A. QUINN

Requiem mass for John A. Quinn,
80, secretary Of the John Quinn Co.,
realtors, was held in st. Anthony's
Church today. Mr.. Quinn died
Thursday night in Garfield Hos
pital.
Mr.. Quinn was in the real estate
business twelve years. He was a
member of the Real Estate Board,
Knights of Columbus and Holy
Name Society. He leaves his wife,
five sons, his mother, Mrs. Annie
Quinn, two brothers, jeremiah and
George and three sisters, Mrs. Ger.
trude Price, Mrs. Mary Awkward
and Miss Katherine Quinn.
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PERSONALS

DIX .WARE-Herh sDeciaIlsl Ilicei,sedI !.
asthma rheumatism neurifia. inCiiEeation
ghes, other .silments treated 1898 sal Ave
W. NJ SosS Hours 5 20 10 o n.
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MARRIAGES T,I1yENrSES

"a
William Wallace Lyle. 2s. and Grace
anna Mcdonald, 81 Goshen, Va. The
Rev. William NJ. Hoffman
- mckinley Thomas Whiting. III and
Francis Z, Pree.
Harold Augustine Murdock, -. and
Knby Jackson "a. The Rev. James c.
Ernest John Butler. 81. ana elizabeth
Coleman, IS The Rev. d. &. Butler
Carroll Smith Sergeant, % Raleigh.
~. G.. and CorneIia May Fries. 20 The
Rev. Joseph HerRon.
George MaIlon Poole "a, and Mar
garet Agnew Moran, IS. The Rev. Ar
Frank Fred Kerr. "a. and Mae Bur-
Eiss: - both Of Richmond. Va The
Haywood Walters rs. and Lydia B.
Arts, ~. The Rev. Robert Anderson.
w Frank ~ Motley &c. and Maude Waverly
T MattS Psy ~ both as Of PORT ROYAL. Va.
q The Rev. w. Westray
Clarence H. Wells. SO. and Eva r.
John Thomas Butler. so and Hen.
rietta Berry ~. The Rev Thomas J.
= william william George Nelson, jr a. and
Andrew Farinacci 81. New York
city rs and ~ Margarst Louis, Louise Mcbride.
~. W.
Porter A.: Clarke JF.. ~. and Mary
elizabeth LIghtmer, %. The Rev. II.
Edwin NJ Williamson. 81: ana Ger.
trude L. Mckee. ss The Rev. Francis
James II, Newman. a. ana clarie NJ
Davis, 81 The Rev Grant Contee.
Melvin J Bennett 50, and Goldie
Howard N. HaDnegan. %. ana Elsie
M. Lewis. is. The Rev J. A. Cowan
Arthur. j., HardIe. 81, and Marian
r Jsassiter. 20, The Rev. Frederick
DEATHS
William Edgar Rozers. SO years
1850 Park Rd. N. w.
W NJ Z. conlah, 81 years. III
21is Oi FIRST St. i n " to" +" years
william Burton Green. II years.
1927 Lamont St N W.
c e. r . Collins s. years 1906
sophia Cook. 81 years p St
William c. wsttlE, 81 years. 7os
siT Bsfn.t. a. Green ~ 81 s. Years. TO :,
Harry W. Edmonston. 80 YEAR.
George Washington Hospital.
Edward Smith. 81 years. walter
Harry Stuart. IS years. Tuberculosl.
:. Michael cOldblatt 40 years. a11s o
Gala Hutchinson, 81 years George
washington Hospital.
William 9. spoon. 70 years. Provi-
Marjorie Davis II years, I2I Fifth
kathryn Eliadss. years. sibley
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JOSEPH H. PRATT

Joseph H. Pratt, So, died last
night at his home, 1854 Pennsyl-
vania Ave. s. e. He was a Wash.
ington resident rs years, coming
here from Maryland.
Four organizations to which Mr..
Pratt beIonged-the knights of
Pythias. Ku Klux Khan. Royal Or
der of Moose and Sheet Metal Work.
ers' Union, will participate in the
funeral services which will be held
from the late residence tomorrow,
BIRTHS
Charles B. and Bertha Hardisty,
girl.
Leslie A. and Elsie M. DAILY, boy.
Charles 3. and Eta NJ. Krauss. girl.
Norman and Lille Dawson. girl.
Joseph J. and Gertrude Fahey boy.
John s. and Elsie Coleman, boy.
Arthur and, Clara FoIlin, girl.
Raymond J. and Edna Shoemaker,
girl.
Harry v, and Betty Levy, girl.
George B. and Elizabeth SprinEston,
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Low cost transportation can he easIl,
acquired through the purchase 81 l
good used car from the Times and
Herald Classified Ads.
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Classified Display

SCROOI,s AMI COLLEGEs
R0Xn 5000 Day Courses yTS.
Of success-PIaced hundreds
In positions. Accredited" 1888 d 81.
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FLORISTS

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SOLICITORS, CANVAsSERS.
AGENTS A,

AGENTs.-NEW PLAN makes Il easS a
earn $50 to 500 weekly refiinG shirts
ldlrect % Rearef. No capital Of experience
needca ksRresgnt real manufactures Write
$50 Brnahvsv New YorE -''''
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PROF. AVON.

Famous Hindoo occuItist. was born
with the power 10 foresee. help and
advise on business love. health. mar
when You will marry. Makes IN
lovers quarrels. Settles and explains
family troubles. Removes bad luck and
breaks c0njure spells,
1874 eth 81 NV
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ESSEX, 1917. Coach, good az new run
very little, priced low; terms or trade
IMarmon used car department, 1905 l4th
lSt N w North 7l66
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Announcements
SPECIAL NOTICES

'ETEkAKS certificates used az collateraI
down payment on new home cIeye 1859
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Help Wanted
HELP WANTED Man /
DRIVERS
HELP WANTED-MALE Ann
FEMALE e.
Statesmen WANTFI

300 COOKS. lab0Fers. waitresses. dIshwaShI
gardeners. White Cross. 2I2b nth ii.
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IL .NEAT-APPEARING MEN 70 represent
NJ company. with branch in Washing.
ton Tor ~ years, New proposition that I
|sasy 70 ssll-business every day--connneFlsa
tl0n good. This Is a chance to gef IN on mn
|6round floor II YOU are serious Mr.. Seals,
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( Business and Professional
Service
BEAUTY AIDS

VIZ ara ssss' zp sa0 Col sa ssS
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Proof That Anc;enfs
Suffered as We Do

Sufferers from pyorrhoea, and kip
dred diseases of modern civilization
are apt, even if they lose, all their
teeth, to console themselves with the
thought that, at least, they have con-
tracted something original.
They think to themselves, perhaps !:
"Well, Sir Walter Raleigh could not
have had this. My great-great grand
father, the admiral, did not suffer
from this. He may have had govt and
bronchitis, but never pyorrhoea or the
fashionable Influenza"
But these modern sufferers have ap-
parently been congratulating them
selves unduly. There is nothing new
under the sum- certainly there is no
disease which has any true claims to
originality. Even rheumatoid ar
thrills is proved to be thousands of
years old A mummy that goes back
to 1900 B. c. shows the existence of
this disease. Other mummies eX-
amined showed govt, tuberculosis and
yorrhoea.-London Answers.
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Ideas About HeaUen
Are MANY and Varied

Where is heaven? What is heaven?
The question may not have been set
tied, but it has at least been an
swered. The ideas contributed are
many and various. Here are few OF
them:
A circus lot at the end of Main
street.
A very high spot in the human i'm
agination.
A beautiful mirage which lures de-
luded travellers into the barren desert
of credulity.
The abode of certain portions of the
Deity.
A spiritual land of peace, plenty and
equality, situate, lying, and being in
the uppermost region above the
clouds, conjured up by religion to as
sist in the maintenance of law, order
and good will among Gods children
while in the bodily state on earth.
The most sublime, the most pitiful,
the most pathetic delusion of all the
ages.
Heaven is that which lies about us
In our infancy. Heaven is that about
which we were lied to in our infancy.
The ideal, the limit of human ambi-
tons and aspirations, the everything
perfect.
A place to which every one is anX-
ious to go, but no one seems to be in
any hurry to get there.-The Forum.
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Ansuers No. IS

Reconsideration against the l. In,
surgente, in 1899.
2-Gen. Francis Marion.
3-Eli Whitney.
April 80, 1922.
edwin Booth.
Edinburgh.
7-Carlyle's French Revolution"
S-Wild horses and asses.
9-No; it should read more slow
ly"-the adverb instead of the adjec-
tive.
1O-The spiritual idea of love; self
immolation; innocence and purity;
sacrifice.
11-Severe criticism of his "Hours
of Idleness" in the Edinburgh Review,
12-Gen. John Stark.
13-Lord Dunmore.
14-Thomas A. Edison.
15-Cecil Leitch.
16-Claude Monet.
17-Josef Hoffman,.
18-The Yang-tse-kiang.
1910 the Pacific coast of North
America, between British Columbia
and northern California.
Cot should read "that Sort since
"sort" is singular.
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What's the
Answer ...,.......
Questions No. 10

What contemporary novelist was
banished from Spain for opposition to
the government?
2-Who is light heavyweight cham
pion pugilist?
3-Whom did Pocahontas, the ia
nous Indian girl, marry?
4-What general in the Revolution
was known as the "Hair Buyer Cen
eral' and in which army did he serve?
5tWho invented the reaper?
6-What two interrelated families
are conspicuous for the number of fine
artists and artistes they have con-
tributed to the American stage?
7-What is the most striking phys
ical characteristic of Colombia?
S-What are water voles and where
are they found?
9-What is the distinction between
Immigrant" and "emigrant"?
1O-What is Ascension day or Holy
InurS0ayf
11-What is now the only living rep
resentation of dog tribe Of carnivores
In Britain?
12-Who has been called "The
Spanish Shakespeare?
13-Who defeated William T. Til
den for the tennis championship?
14-At what battle was the great
indian Tecumseh killed and when?
15-At what battle was Remember
the Alamo!" the soldiers war cry and
when?
16-Who invented the machine gun?
17-What Norwegian composer took
as a basis for an orchestral suite that
has become famous, drama by ID
sen?
18-What is the second largest river
In Africa?
19-What is the matter with the
phrase: From whence come you?"2
2O-What is Whitsunday?
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Concerning the Kiss

A Greek peasant kissed the hand
or knee of superior when he bowed
before him. kissing the feet of the
gods was also a form Of Greek wor-
ship. The Greeks had made the rule:
To kiss on the lips is to adore the
living breath of the person saluted;
to kiss the feet is to humble ones
self in alteration. Our custom of kiss
ing our hands to>people at a distance
from us comes from the ancient habit
of kissing the hands to a god whose
statue was too tall to be reached.
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Has 1T Come to This?

Grandmother has beautiful long,
thick hair, which she wears piled high
on her shapely head and of which she
is very proud. Recently her four
year-old grandson arrived with his
young mother from California for
visit. When grandmother bent over
him to greet him with loving kiss,
he gaZed at her unsmilingly for sew
eral moments and then, pointing to
the knot of hair, asked in an awed
tone of voice:
"Why, grandmother, what's the
lump on top of your head?"-Kansas
City Star.
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Analysing Indy

To have shown us that we still
honor most in life courage, ethics,
cleanliness of mind and fneness of
body is the biggest thing that Lind
bergh has done.-The American Mag
azine.
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$14 ,0OS, 900 Poultry Imported by Florida
yearly Reliable men organizing company for
operating Poultry Farm at Davenport. Fla.
YoL can buy units on terms. Details Sunni
land Poultry Farm. Davenport. Fla.
SELL PERSONAL AND BOXED CHRIST
mas Cards. 400 commission. Free outfit.
Steel engraved designs. best in America.
Moderate prices. Lonsdale. st. Adams. VT.
Manufacturer Wants Men for selling n
Maryland. Wonderful product. 1909 profit.
Washington Labora tories, New Orleans La.
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When They Heard the Ne,vs

The Girl-What did your people say
when you announced our engagement?
and the governor said the same
backwards.
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Unemployed

Captain-Smith, what's that mud
doing on your collar?
Private (after carefully examining
his collar)-It's not doing anything
right now, sir.
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Thomas Mast, cartoonist, in 1870
originated the donkey and elephant
as symbols of the Democratic and
Republican parties.
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Sure Thing

Wifie-What would you do if you
had no wife to mend your clothes?
Hubby-In that case I'd have new
clothes.
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fools because he feels wise in COM
parison.
Evening star., 1927-11-05
The Music of Autumn.

Autumn has it's music. deiighting
ma ankind with different tfmbre from
Spring. but none the less pleasing.
The tone Of Autumn is characteris-
tically warm and happy, although,
strangely enough. the season Is nor
mally- cool and gray. with melan-
choly mood presaged Hues OF red
and yellow, colors Of bright fla mes. as
displayed in turning leaves, impart a
vivid quality to the season. Autumn's
tone is thus twofoId. one of effect and
one Of color. This time Of the year
has its Characteristic style no less
than a painting by some master.
The frame OF mind into which 1t
casts It's yotaries is tangible. 1t weaves
a magic love for home az the same
time that il calls 10 the outdoors. The
warmth OF the interior contrasts pleas
tngiy with the snap OF the outside. so
that when one is indoors the land.
scape calls: when one is outdoors.
home appeals. From these diversified
tones Nature composes melody heard
by the sensitive, music which Is part
Of life. called by some "the music Of
the spheres" To hear Autumn's mu.
SIC is 10 listen IN on heavenly strains,
as well as 10 enjoy the best of all
this old earth offers.