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The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Young mother protected to Doc
Schermann when he prescribed castor
oil for her baby that it was toe old
fashioned, such a thing as castor oil.
"Yes," said Doc, but you see, ba-
bies are old-fashioned, too.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Miss May Walker (now Mrs. AL
Sanford) of Arizona Central bank
starts on a tour of the British
Islands.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

"Well, Dick, was your rich uncle
glad to see you ~
"He was so affable I'm afraid he
must have lost all his money"
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Pat Morgan says man should take
just as good care of his rifle or his
shot gun as he would of his wife II
he wants the gun to be in good order
and he ought to wipe it off with an
oiled rag every once in while.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29
(BY "DEL.' =

s'poses not one in ten people know
that pityriasis simplex capitas means
dandruff.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

"T-t-t-the s-s-state legisl-l-lature is
doing f-f-fine work wasn't
it," remarks Bucko Sisk.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Reported that the sale Of chapped
hand lotions has greatly increased, as
so many Of the girls are using it on
their knees.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

kamp and Walters, and the latter are
now wearing new hats.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Speed Campbell is now working out
q theory which if it succeeds will eff
feet a revolution in manufacturing
circles. Speed believes that il he can
succeed in crossing the silk worm with
the moth it will be the ideal way to
produce open-work hosiery.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Riinmy Jim Giddings stepped off
the sidewalk just as woman drove q
car around the corner Jim grabbed
one foot in both hands and began hop
ping around. "Hey, there, you run
over my foot!" he yelled.
She looked around, smiled ever SO
sweetly, and said: Pm awful sorry !
'That's all right, ma'ain," Jim said
Il got another foot"
Doe Tex Mackey was giving his
young hopeful, Austin Jr., bath the
other night. Junior threw himself
down flat and shouted, 'Look, pop,
I'm a canoe"
YEAH" said Tex, wiping the water
off his shirt 'front.'. "and you splash
again like that and I'll paddle you"
Doc Manning says most people
know comedone means blackhead and
halitosis means bad breath, but he
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

theory which II 1t succeeds VIII Ell
feet a revolution in manufacturing
circles. Speed believes that il he can
succeed in crossing the silk worm with
the moth it will be the ideal way to
produce open-work hosiery.
Now let us sing that new and popu-
lar ditty,. "A cup of coffee, q linn
burger sandwich, and-phew!"
Bob Powers has after several years
of experimentation and careful noting
down of the results arrived at de-
termination that if you know the sys-
tenn YOU can at least three times out
of ten accurately determine before
hand Just which direction dill pickle
is going to squirt when you bite It.
The hospital physicians gave as the
cause of death venous sinus throm-
bosis following perforated pynpanic
membrane, resulting from otitls
media. Tucson Star.
Ralph Goodale and Hazel Litehfield
exchanged vows that made them man
and wife.-Phoenix Gazette.
Notice-This is to inform the public
that am carrying on the business Of
removing ashes and rubbish of my late
husband.-Adv. in Bisbee Daily Re-
view.
Justice Of Peace Harry Richwine
was asked for advice by colored
woman and asked lot of questions.
"Are you married 2" he wanted to
know.
mo, sab, Jedge, Use widow"
"Any children"
Eyes, sab, three
"How long has your husband been
dead
Five years, Jedge."
"How old are your children?"
"Seven, four an two, yo' honah."
"But you said your husband had
been dead five years
Eyes, Jedge, he's been dead dat
long, but All amt"
A maiden lady has written US to
know what kind Of men make the best
husbands, and we speak right out and
say it's married men.
All over the room beautiful women
were dancing with young men OF both
sexes.-Prescott Courier.
Doc E. S. Miller returned from his
recent visit to his old home in South
Dakota convinced that he still must be
pretty much Of ladies' man.
Drifting. into corner grocery
which he found is still the social cen
ter, DR.. Miller was introduced to the
store keeper. They stood there talk
ing of this and that. Occasionally in
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

All over the room beautiful women
were dancing with young men of both
sexes.-Prescott Courier.
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

Now let us sing that new and popu-
lar ditty, "A cup of coffee, a linn
burger sandwich, and-phew!"
The Coconino sun., 1927-04-29

A maiden lady has written US to
know what kind Of men make the best
husbands, and we speak right out and
say it's married men.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30

disease of war, and fight it as we
would any other illness, to avoid a
far worse and fatal illness.
'"rhe American Legion, knowing
thoroughly this lesson, believes the
best means of avoiding that disease
is to keep ourselves strong and to
understand our neighbors in a SYM
pathetic way" 4
A message was read from Premier
Benito Mussolini, thanking the leg
ionnaires for their visit ard wishing
them all prosperity.
minister Federzozni said the roots
of Fascism had been found in the
American sense of energy and prac-
ticability.
Ambassador Fletcher said the
legionnaires were the real American
ambassadors, while am only a
hack diplomat"
He said it had been proposed to
the Italian government that a mon
ument be erected in Rome in mem
DRY of the Italian and American
war dead and that the proposal was
being considered favorably.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30
HONOR paid TO
TOURING LEGION
Group IN ITALY
Peace Is Keynote Of Talks at
Brilliant Dinner in
Rome Hotel.


ROME, Sept. 30.-Two hundred
American Leggionaires on good
will tour of Europe, left here at
midnight for Lucerne, Switzerland.
Howard P. Savage, legion comman-
der, is in the group
The last Of a series of official
functions given during the legion
naires' visit in Rome was brilliant
dinner at the Excelsior Hotel with
the italian War Veterans Associa-
ton as hosts.
American Ambassador Henry p.
Fletcher, Colonial Minister Luigi
Federzoni Undersecretary Dino
Grandi and American military at
taches and high government officials
were among the notables
you and have had our share of
war, and know the sacrifices it
brings" said retiring Commander
Savage
I'VE want no more of war, If with
honor we can avoid it. All of us
have learned one lesson from it
the appreciation of peace.
Further, we have learned that
Tor some time we must incur the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30

ing and explaining the new medical
product KonJola, to the people Of
this vicinity.
MANY authorities have stated
that the agony of neuritis is likened
unto an electrical shock. the shoot
ing pains may grab the sufferer at
frequent intervals. Some call this
afliction neuralgia, others say it is
like rheumatism, but in either event
1t is a terrible aff1iction, and one of
the most agonizing diseases man
kind is heir to-" continued the Kon-
jola Man.
1t is surprising what this new
medical preparation, Konjola, will
accomplish in so many cases of neu-
ritiS suffering. BY invigorating the
inner organs to more healthy action
and stimulating the liver and kid
neys, the poisons throughout the
system are eliminated, the nerves
become stronger and within a brief
space of time, this Konjola brings
relief to the neuritis sufferer. For
instance, just a few days ago, Mr..
Robert l.. Curry, well-known Indi-
annapolis citizen, living at 1926 Eng
lish Ave-, this city, made the follow
ing statement about Konjola:
Il had neuritis for four years."
said Mr.. Curry, "the pains centered
in my arm and shoulders. At times
would feel numb from the tips
of my fingers to my elbows like be-
ing paralyzed, but most of the time
my shoulders would be mass of
aches and pains. Before 1 began
taking Konjola, couldn't raise my
arms above my head and sometimes
I could only raise them trifle
above my waist line. My wife would
have to help me put on my coat
and when arrived at my work, one
OF the fellow employees would help
me of with 1t. / would lie awake
at nights with such dreadful pains
that had to get up and walk the
hoor, rubbing myself to get relief.
! certainly was in a miserable con-
dition, and the people who know
me can verify my statement.
Il decided to give this new Kon-
jola a trial, and it turned out to be
the first medicine that really ended
my miseries. After taking this won
derful medicine for four days, all
traces Of neuritis was gone. feel
like ! never had neuritis in my life.
have not been bothered with it
since and / believe Konjola has
eliminated all my troubles. My
work is easier and 1 never become
tired or worn out like I used to.
There isn't a doubt in my mind
that Konjola will help anyone who
will give this medicine a trial, and
certainly recommend it,
The Konjola Man is at Hooks
Drug Store. Illinois and Washing
ton Sts.. indianapolis, where he is
daily meeting the public and in
PRODUCING and explaining the merits
Of this remedy. Free samples given
advertisement.
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new GUN TO Be
PERIL TO PLANE
Inventor PerfeCts Weapons
to Spray Aircraft.
BIZ Times Special

BIZ Times Special
WASHINGTON, Sept. 30.-Death-
dealing airplanes which escaped
practically unscathed in the World
War due to ineffectiveness of anti
tircraft guns, may not fare SO well
in the next war, as the result of an
invention just patented by a Pitts
burgh man.
The invention, a peculiar type of
gun mount which permits distribu-
ton Of bullets over a wide area,
came about in an interesting man
ner. Nine years ago Congressman
Clyde Kelly of Pittsburgh visited the
front line trenches in the Fiesmes
sector and observed the havoc
caused in ranks Of the 28th Divi-
sion by the German planes.
The American troops were with
out planes at this point and the
anti-aircraft guns proved so ineffec-
tive that the enemy fiiers flew over
the lines almost with impunity,
dealing death and destruction as
they passed.
Returning to Pittsburgh, Con-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30
Here's Speedy Relief for
Tender, Aching, Swollen Feet
Moones Emerald Oil Must Give Complete Satisfaction
Or Money Cheerfully Refunded

No matter how discouraged you
have been with powders, footbaths
or other APPLICATIONS, if you have not
tried Emerald Oil then you have
something to learn. b.
It's a wonderful formula-this
combination of essential oils with
camphor and other antiseptics so
marvellous that thousands of bottles
are sold annually for reducing vari-
cose or swollen veins.
Hooks Dependable Drug Stores
and every good druggist guarantees
the very first bottle OF Moone's
Emerald OIL to end your foot trou-
bles or money back.-Advertisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30
THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

gresham Kellv told of what he had
seen at a gathering of workmen for
the Westinghouse Switch and Signal
Company at Swissvale. Pa.
Kelly's talk so impressed one
workman, Joseph F. Butler of Pitts
burgh, that Butler has spent almost
nine years working on a gun that
would do the work. Last week the
Government issued Butler a patent
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30
Death Driver Cleared

WASHINGTON, Ind, Sept. 3d.
A. H. Book, Princeton, a travelling
salesman, was absolved of blame to-
day in the accident Thursday that
was fatal to Russell Hamilton, 9,
who jumped from a school bus and
ran in front of an automobile driv-
en- by Book. Authorities said the
bus had not come to a full stop ind
the boy should not have jumped atf
when he did.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30

Your feet RAY be so swollen and
inflammed that you think you can't
go another step. Your shoes may
feel as If they are cutting right into
the flesh. You feel sick all over
with the pain and torture and pray
for quick relief. What's to be done?
Two or three applications of
Moone's Emerald Oil and in fifteen
minutes the pain and soreness dis
appears. A few more applications
at regular intervals and the swelling
reduces,
And as for Soft Corns and CAL
louses a few applications each night
at bed time and they just seem to
shiivel right up and scale off.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30

by a herd of cows and a school of
fish. The cattle wade int5 pond
to rid themselves of flies. The flies
perch on their nearly submerged
backs and the fish jump out of the
water and catch them.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30
indianapolis MAN
COULDN'T RAISE
ARMS ABOVE HEAD
Had Neuritis for Four
Years and Says Konjola
Was the First Medi-
cine That Really
Ended His Miscries.

Tn the more severe case of neu-
fitis the pains are piercing-ju
like hot daggers cutting into the
nerves." said the Konjola Man yes.
terday at Hooks Drug Store, ILL
flois and Washington Sts., Indian
Hpolis, where he is daily introduce
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30

William Howard Taft was the first
President to draw the present salary
Of $4,000 year.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-09-30
for a gun which Kelly believes will
prove the answer to airplanes.
FISH FEAST ON FLIES

Cattle Help Finny Companions to
Dine Luxuriously.
LINCOLN, Neb., Sept. 30.-An ex-
cellent bit of cooperation is being
practiced on farm near Fremont
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE

DEGARDED as the most beaut.
~ iful house in the world, the
famous Ca d'oro, has just been
opened to the public on the
Grand Canal In Venice, italy.
Known as the House of Cold"
It Is Of purest Venetian Gothic
style and is a thing of beauty
not to be suggested in a brief
article. But one typical quality
may here be noted: From a dis
lance of so feet the facade APP
pears so delicate that it might be
constructed Of exquisitely- fash
Toned glass: close to it, 1t reveals
itself as very heavy and sub
stantial marble.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15

take my advice and be Just as
sweet and womanly and well.bred
as you naturally are. Never do
anything to make yourself con.
spicuous; and never do anything
that will cheaper you in the eyes
Of men,"
And because she was young
and sophisticated and right from
the big city that beckons and
allures them all, those girls lis.
tened to what she said.
1t seems a pity that she doesn't
go from town to town and tell
the girls just what she knows
about behaving. 1t would do more
good than all the lectures and
sermons and preachments that all
OF the teachers and preachers and
parents could deliver in 40 years.
Perhaps there is some polished
and much.traveled young woman
In your town who would deliver
a similar message to tina girls Of
your community.
The matter is well worth the
consideration Of any organization
Of mothers.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX
CORRECT
MANNERS
MRS. Cornelius Beeckman-
Bridal Attendants

nEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
~ /. Would you please in
form me as to the placing of the
bridal party in the cabs. leaving
the house to go to the church?
2. Isn't 1t proper for the
grOom's parents to 20 direct
from their home to the church?
3. How should the professional
he formed. having one brides
maid and best man? s. NJ. E.
THE most convenient way to
i have the cabs leave the brides
home is in the order in which the
occupants will enter the church.
For instance. the brides mother
Is the last person to be seated be-
fore the entrance of the process
sional. Therefore. 1t is wise to
have her leave the house in the
first cab. You do not say how
many people are to 20 to the
church from the brides home.
but. If, as you suggest in your
third question, there is to be only
one attendant, she might ride with
the brides mother. The bride
rides to the church with her
father or whoever is to give her
in marriage. This cab goes last
from the brides home. since she
and her father enter the church
last.
If 1t is necessary, these four
people may go in one cab-thO
brides mother, the bride. her at.
tendant and the brides father.
But. II the bride is wearing bridal
dress and veil. this is not advis-
able. unless absolutely necessary,
for wedding finery is easily
crushed.
2. Yes, the groom's parents go
directly from their home to the
church, and they enter, IL they
time their entrance in the perfect
way, about two minutes before the
hour set for the ceremony. They
enter together. the mother walk
ing with the usher and the father
walking step or two behind.
Then, the brides mother, If she
also gauges her time perfectly, en-
tiers the church one minute before
the hour set for the ceremony. She
enters alone with the head usher.
The bridegroom and best man
come directly from the groom's
home to the church.
3. The groom and the best man,
when they are informed that the
professional Is ready to start, en-
ter the church from the vestry
room. where they have been wait
ing. At the same moment the ush-
ers. IL there are to be any, start
down the aisle together, two by
two. Then would come the maid
of honor the only bridesmaid),
alone, and last. the bride on the
arm Of her father.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
By L. Lamar Matthews

THERE was once q girl who
l. grew up in an inland town, a
thousand miles from Broadway.
Until she reached high school age,
she was the pride and joy and
hope of her devoted parents. Then
the spirit of today's Haunting
youth swept her out Of their grasp;
and she made life interesting for
everybody concerned.
While she was still In her teens
she escaped from the little town
and went to New York. It was
not long before her name was
appearing on the program of
Broadway show. And in the
course of three years, she had
all the experiences that come to
most attractive young women in
the world of drama.
At the end Of the three years
she went back to her old home
for visit. And there she was
received with the acclaim and
The Washington times., 1927-10-15

consideration. Besides being worn
with sweaters, they are also
evolving a new ensemble, that
OF the skirt and its short scarf
Of the same novelty wooden fabric.
HandwOrk Comes in Handy to
edge felt hats and landings on
sports jumpers that favor Gro.
cheted picot finish. In either
wool or silk. this hand-crocheted
edge is very effective as q
tailored trimming.
Vestees for Velvet FrOcks are
Of gold lace with gorgeously-
colored embroidery. Especially de-
sired for wear with velvet frocks,
these charming models are made
in variety Of necklines-round,
V-shape and the masculine waist.
coat effect are all featured.
Doing Double Duty--A novelty
galalith belt buckle serves as a
case for a small carved comb,
to be used in readjusting ones
bob. If you did not know it's
little trick, you would never
suspect its two-fold service.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15

557s. Ladies' House Dress
Cut in sizes: "a, So, So, 20, AZ,
~ and is inches bust measure
To make the dress as illustrated
for 3S-inch size requires AZ yards
Of material So inches wide, with q
yard Of contrasting material. II
made with short sleeves, yards Of
the material win he required and
y yard OF contrasting material.
The width of the dress at the lower
edge with plaits extended Is IN
yards. Price, 10c.
1858. Child's Dress
Cut in 4 sizes: 2, s, and 5
years. A 4 year size requires Ia
yard of 27-inch material together
with Y yard Of contrasting material.
Price. 10c.
send 400 in stamps o. coin for
each q these patterns 60 THE
WARRINGTON TIMES Magaxins
Editor. Print name ana addPeeP
plainly to Insure prompt delivery
SehS 10 centa On silver or atampa
Tor our UP-TO-DATE FALL AND
WINTER I927-IS2B BOOK or FASH.
IONS.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
INDIANS AT
THE FAIR

ANE of the outstanding features
" Of the Montana State Fair
this year was the astonishing.
agricultural exhibit Of the States
Oldest residents-the Indians from
the Flathead region on the west
slope OF the continental divide
and the red men of the Glacier
National Park reservation who
live just across the Rockies on
the eastern slope Of the Great
Divide. The Indians showed a
surprising collection of grains,
gra sses, vegetables and canned
fruits and vegetables, ali prod
ucts of their farms. They also
exhibited bags of flour made from
wheat grown on Indian farms
ana ground by Indian Erist mills
operated with Indian labor
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
Youth VIII Listen to Wisdom From It's ODn Idols

alteration that youth gives to its
stars. Then one morning she
stood on the stage in the high
school auditorium and made a
little speech to the girls there.
In towns all over the country,
the boys and girls are initiating
what they believe to be the ac-
cepted thing in big Cities" she
said. "A slang phrase, a certain
kind of dance. certain kind of
music, a special brand of be-
havior impresses some visitor to
the big city; and that visitor car
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
Fashion Fads and Fancies

THE Deep, Dark Secret Of eve
Il ming fashions is that they are
forsaking the long-popular pastel
tones for deeper, darker. richer
shades. Ruby red, deep purple,
sapphire blue, navy blue, brown
and gray represent a radical
change from the delicate tints
favored for so many seasons.
Flaunting Floating Feathers-
Many evening gowns have foot
long plumes sweeping from the
shoulder, the waistline or at
both places. This graceful trim.
ming is most consistent with
the irregular silhouettes Of the
seasons models, all Of which
favor uneven hemlines, flowing
draperies and other variations
from the cut-and-dried lines Of
the conventional styling.
Gaining independence - Skirts
do not have to belong to frock
or suit to have a style impor-
lance. AS separate garments
they are entitled to definite
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
Congressional Club
Cook Book

BY Mrs. Wesley L. Jones, wife Of
Senator Jones washington
BRAN HOT CAKES
X cup flour.
2 cups bran.
2 tablespoons granulated sugar.
Q tablespoons cooking oil.
2 tablespoons of maple syrup.
l teaspoon baking soda.
! egg.
Mix with sour milk in a batter.
Copyright 1897, by the Congressional
Club.
To keep workers on farms, the
Italian government is considering
law prohibiting the establish.
ment or enlargement Of Industrial
plants iE cities without special au-
thorization.
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they are introduced, smart New
Workers have forgotten all about
them. After that they tricile off
to- the smaller towns and young
people Of the best families take
them UP.
THE fourth-rate people in New
York are just about as bolster
Gus and as careless in speech and
manner as we used to be when I
went to the Country Club dances
here at home. And we thought
We were being up-to-the-minute.
If you want to be popular,
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
NVENTS FIRE
DETECTOR


An automobile fire-detseting.
"A system has been developed
for skyscrapers. which not only
gives the alarm but locates the
blaze. The device consists Of a
complex wire, which forms q short
circuit at any point where It Is
subjected tc $50 degrees of tenn.
perature and automatically sets
off an alarm system. A control
board indicates the circuit in which
the fire exists. helping those in
charge Of fighting fires to com
bat the flames with hand exiting
uishers before they gain much
Roadway.
Instruments have been invented
to test the vision of horses.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
Old Bills

EIGHTY per cent of the total
~ currency of the United States
is one-dollar bills, which are worn
out at the rate of 10000 a day,
according to an answered CUES.
ton in this weeks Liberty.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15
Life Of Cannon

TUE active life OF a big cannon
- Is about three seconds-the
time actually required for $50 to
200 shells to pass through the
Notwithstanding to an answered
question in this weeks Liberty.
After that It must be rebuilt.
The Washington times., 1927-10-15

mothers disapprove, originate in
the dives or in the dance halls Of
Harlem, They find their way to
Broadway, ana sometimes they
make a hit. But two months after
The Washington times., 1927-10-15

ries 1t back to the people at home.
Sometimes a travelling show in
PRODUCES new fads and the young
people take them up.
Most Of the phrases, the
dances, the songs. that your