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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
IN NEW YORK

New York, Nov. 14.-Scurrying
through France your eyes are
ever pointed by tourist guides and
natives alike to the endless pageant
of medieval cathedrals.
You come out of France with UNI
forgettable mental pictures Of the
Gothic perfection Of Ruane's
churches, Of the windows of St.
Chappelle and the awesomeness of
Notre Dame.
And then, glancing down Broad
way, you see a gold spirc trying to
pierce the clouds from the top Of a
81. ycraper.
Still later, wandering in the Wall
Street belt, you CONS upon the last
words in contrast.
First there is Trinity building,
gaping down on Wall Street from
lower Broadway. The .pen-jawed
gargoyles Of the old world have
been lifted to decorate the office
buildings Of the new. The gar
goyles leap out at you from under
windows that hide stockholders
and stenographers and bookkeepers,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
CONSTIPATION-THE DISORDER
OF CIVILIZATION


Constipation is disorder of civil
ization and is not found at all with
primitive people. There is no doubt
but what this condition poisons the
system to such an extent that it is
often the first and real cause of
many serious ailments. The poison
ing does not come from the retained
| food material only, but also from the
reabsorbing of body toxins which
should have been eliminated with
normal bowel movements.
A large percentage of the feces
is composed of waste products
thrown out by the system, and If one
diets carefully and does not over
eat, only a small amount Of the
feces is composed Of leftover food
material and cellulose from vege-
tables and fruits.
Because constipation is such gen.
eral cause of all diseases, many
people have been cured Of serious
troubles simply by taking frequent
enemas or using laxatives. The
manufacturers Of the petroleum oil
intestinal lubricants say that they
receive many thousands Of testi-
monials from people who claim to
have been cured Of every disease
mentioned in the medical dictionary.
Even though I know this to be true,
l do not believe it is wise to depend
upon laxatives or enemas in order to
keep the bowels cleansed Of accum-
ulated poisons.
Bad results are sure to follow if
laxatives are long continued. I
have never known, personally, of
case where enemas produced any bad
effects, but I am sure that every
one desires to be normal, and that
you who are reading this article wish
to have regular bowel movements
in the normal manner.
In order to brir > about a perma-
nent cure of this trouble it is a good
plan to study the various causes
which produce it. The following
is a list of causes I consider the
most important:
a. Irregularity in going to the
toilet. You have always waited too.
long if you have waited for your
bowels to tell you they were full.
(2) Wrong position on the toilet.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
The Ladies and Politics

There had been SO much talk about the en-
nobling influence of women identifying poll
tics that we might have come to look upon the
polling place as a sacramento privilege, if we
had known a little less about human nature.
Now the startling fact develops in an east
crn state that the hand that rocks the cradle
also can rock the ballot box just wee bit. Not
much rocking is required, you understand, to
purify an election one way or the other in some
localities. We are just naive enough to ask
the women-wil- municipalities people if little
things like this are what they meant when
they predicted the millennium of spotlessness.
1t is against our wish to drag Mother Fergu-
son back from the obscurity she so richly mer-
it's to ask if, possibly, such gubernatorial adj
ministration is what they had in mind. Ask
anybody in Texas. They know.
Now We have the investigation of Mrs. Flor
ence E. Knapps administration Of the 1925
New York state census. A man named Pat
rick Hogan, duly appointed to the census bu-
reau, went to Albany and his CONSERVATION
knew no bounds when he found there was moth
ing to do but draw his pay, he testified.
Here we have the spectacle of an innocent
man, whose conceptions of ideal politics prob
ably have been irreparably ruined by the dis
covery that certain politicians didn't work.
One Of the women in Mrs. Knapp's bureau
says the expenses were not all they might have
been, either. Her testimony was to the effect
that certain expenses charged to her were used
by someone else. Perhaps it was a couple of
other fellows.
Maybe the women will purify politics-some
day. But just now they seem to be having a
dreadful job of it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14

What will happen to Shakespeare's
works when Big Bill Thompson finds
out he was an Eneli:hman!
How did Mrs. Coolidge ever get
away with that ALFRED ensemble in
Washington under this administra-
ton?
A Chicago woman's toes have
been grated to her hands, following
q motor accident in which she lost
her fingers. Now she can kick .
piano to pieces.
Princeton and Harvard and Yale
are going to row together. We mean
row, not row.
Lindbergh still is popular. You'd
almost think he was bandit.
The English Judge who told :
plaintiff to show her knee to the
jury either must have been near
sighted or the English girls are be-
hind the times.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
oAlNE An nd ASS,E5I6N N !.

Faith had probably never derived
SO much unalloyed pleasure from
being the mistress of a beautiful
home as the showing of it to Rhoda
Jonson, her new maid-of-all-work,
gave her that Saturday afternoon.
Rhoda's round-eyed appreciation of
Oriental rugs, brocaded damask
draperies, parchment shaded floor
lamps, rosewood furniture, blue
and-daffodil kitchen, two bath
rooms, Italian cut-work lines, rose
and jade taffeta bedspreads, sun
parlor with gayly painted wicker
furniture, warmed Faiths heart.
She was still flushed with the
triumph which a woman feels if
her dearest possessions win un-
qualified approval from another
woman, no matter how humble,
when Cherry came home, her arms
laden with bundles after an orgy
Of Saturday afternoon shopping.
"Hello, darling!" she sang out
to Faith, who was getting joys
former room ready for Rhoda.
merry Christmas! Don't / look
like Santa Claus! I've bought
Dad and Kate-what in the world
are we going to call her?-the
grandest wedding present! Look!"
And she shucked the wrappings
from beautiful silver tea service.
"Not solid silver, Of course, but
that plated nickel stuff that will
always look real. I'm simply flat
after buying it, but don't you think
it's gorgeous? And I'm going to
put on the card: From the chill,
dren, wit love and good wishes
Do you think they'll be pleased {"
Faith looked at the beautiful
pieces through a film Of tears. I'm
accountable Cherry! That morn
ing she had wept bitterly and had
sworn never to speak to her father
again. Now she was the first to
think of . wedding present for the
newly married couple!
"Just put from Cherry on it,
DEAR" Faith protested huskily.
"Well all send something. It's
sweet Of you to think Of it. Dad
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14

will be so grateful and 80 will Mrs.
Lundy, or Kate, or whatever we
decide to call her"
sWhat are you doing?" Cherry
asked curiously, as Faith laid
fresh white paper In the dresser
drawers.
1--WE found q maid" Faith an
swered. "Rhoda Jonson. She's
awfully young, only seventeen, but
as she says, she's strong and will
ing. And she's rather q dear-a
beautifully clean, nice little coun-
try girl.
to give = maid," Cherry objected.
"She1l be getting ideas. She's GO
ing to share your bath, suppose"
she added, her eyes rowing to the
bathroom door. Beyond the bath
lay Faiths and Bob's room.
1--WE locked the door ON the
bathroom side," Faith said quietly,
but she flushed apprehensively. II
thought it best for her to share
your bath, honey, since Bob and !
both have to use this one"
SSCs OuSIIy xUlOSu eyes
flashe dangerously. "I'm the
goat! It's all right for me to have
to battle In the same tub with Q
dirty little servant girl"
"Oh!" startled exclamation
from the door interrupted her. II
II wanted to speak to you, Mrs.
Hathaway Rhoda stammered,
her face scarlet, her blue eyes wide
with pain and shame.
"Come in Rhoda," Faith urged
gently. "This b my sister, Miss
Cherry Lane. She's Hopes mother.
This is Rhoda, Cherry. I'm sure
you will like each other"
"I'm p sed to meet you,"
Cherry bowed sarcastically. "Youd
better explain, Faith, that was
Mrs. Wiley before my divorce, or
Rhoda will think I'm no better
than should be. How often do
you battle, Rhoda :" she switched
abruptly, her voice metallic with
anger against Faith.
NEXT: Bob's approval.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
Outs0aring the Wind

It was news month or so ago when Lieuten-
ant S. N. Webster Of Great Britain won the
Schneider cup races, flying his airplane at q
speed Of 201.46 miles an hour.
Then II was news 3 short time later when
Major Mario d Bernardo, the Italian, raced his
plape along It 816. ~ miles an hour. But today
"a 4n1erjcan holds the record, having beaten
marks by driving an airplane 1926 miles
! ot A. almoet SIX miles minute. Take out
oteh md look st the hand Is it makes
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
Interpretations

Incorporation papers have been
field with the secretary Of state
for the Farmers Educational and CO.
operative Union Of America, North
Dakota division. The object Of the
organization = to promote the in
terests Of th4 farmer. Incorpora.
tors are C. W. Fine, Sheycnne; s.
I. Cofell, Mon .ngo; G II. Knabel.
Buchanan; w. G. Ginther, Sarles:
D. L. O'Connor, New Rockford: Carl
F. Silpa, Forman. and D. P. Mackay,
Edmore.
More than 16,700,000 American
homes are wired for electricity.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
Old Masters

So drive the cold cows from the
hill,
And call the west sheep in;
And let their stamping CHATTER fill
The barn with warming din.
And no, folk, no! though it be 80
That we no more may roam,
We still will find a cheerful mind
Around the fire at home!
&C. L. cleveland: From Novem-
ber.,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14

one revolution. Then imagine distance of
five miles. Such speed is Observation-Disclosures
unbelievable.
Men keep going faster and faster-outsoar-
ing the wind-and the limit has not been
reached.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
HEAITH%DI Diet ADVICE
81 DR. Fr0nk Nc 9y -.
As!t ne 2s&t M6HNA 1Ele
olRsio)U u eeeaeo . meMM Iose1 M r A9g
IIxe:s ey s S g. e ssessse31 "a IS

The savage is never troubled with
constipation.
(3) insufficient use Of bulky
green's. The bowel Of the civilized
man must have plenty Of bulk in
order to perform it, work properly.
a. insufficient exercise, eype.
cially Of the abdominal muscles.
OF course, there are many other
causes which I might mention such
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
Justajingle

The train WAS coming down the
track.
There was q loud kerplunk.
What used to be an auto, now
Ii Just q pile Of Junk.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14
A Thought

For the love Of monney is the
root Of oil evil Tim. clio.
# you make money your god, It
will plague YOU like the devil
Fielding.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-14

NEXT: Bob's approval.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1927-01-13
STRINGTOWN
increase

Mrs. E. A. Hunt and Mrs. Ira Dig
man were shopping in Belington last
Saturday.
Miss Leta Bennett of Junior spent
the last week end visiting relatives
and friends here.
J. H. Wilmoth, who is employed
at Owings, spent the last week end
at home.
Mrs. Angelina Cross has been Sc
riously ILL.,
Mrs B. H. Gordon and Mrs. ]. NJ
Smith of Elkins were visiting at Rev
F. P. Allender's the first of last week
Sherman Bennett was at Norton
last Sunday
Mrs. NJ L. Bibey and son, Robert
of Belington, were visiting at F. D.
Bibey's Sunday.
William Bennett Of Junior was Wis
iting relatives here last Sunday
Mrs. F. P. Allender and Mrs. J. H
Wilmoth who have been seriously ii
are some better at this time.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1927-01-13
LONG, W. VA.

After a long absence we come again
The writer having caught his thumb
of the right hand in corn shelter
giving it bad. tare up, SO could
hardly write, but is much better now
Our people are generally well and
are enjoying the nice winter wealth
er We have about six inches Of
snow.
Mrs. Ira shockey came home last
week from Preston and Barbour
counties.
The Moore & Kepple railroad grad
ing is progressing nicely. They have
some four miles graded up Long Run.
They will be here perhaps ten to ff-
teen years.-IRA SHOCKEY.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1927-01-13
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT

The grand jury adjourned today
and returned &c indictments. It is
claimed that most Of these indict-
ments win be sustained when they
come to trial. The court docket is
expected to be cleared at this term Of
many old cases.
Judge Kittle decided today that the
Board Of Education of Belington In
dependent district is composed of j.
H. FELTON,, president and E. A. Barte
and Mrs. Ida Kerr, who will hold of
fee until July LIST. The appointment
Of the new board-elect is held illegal.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1927-01-13
BEELER-DIGMAN

Miss Denna Digman, of this city
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Taswel
Digman of Stringtown, and Mr., Jo-
seph Beeler, of Catlettsburg, KY.
were married at Elkins Saturday
eveing by Rev O. H. Dorsey. Miss
Digman is well known in this city
having been engaged in the mercan-
tile business here for several months
and probably felt that she needed one
of the male of the species as an as
set to the business. This well known
couple will reside in Belington and
it is hoped that their business will
increase
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1927-01-13

See Dellet T. Polling for Battery
| Service and General Auto Repairing.
Shop located on Pike st. on corner
just apove The Belington Garage.
Phone me at no. 43 1-13-3t)
The Kiwanis, Civic League, county,
state, or at least some public spirited
being, should see to it that sign
board Of some sort is placed at the
intersection of the Sugar Greek road
and the state road, as strangers tray
cling along this route often stop at
the homes in this section to inquire
the right road to Elkins or elsewhere.
There is some talk Of the passing
Of law, making the taking if insu-
rance as to liability to property and
personal injury mandatory. W e
think this is step in the right di-
rection. People who are not fnan-
cially able nor morally qualified to do
this should not drive cars. 1t fur
Their protects good cars from being
destroyed by travelling piles Of jump
and worthless road hogs.
NJ R. Keyser of the Kane & Key
ser Hardware Company attended the
sectional sales meeting of the paint
and varnish division of E. l. du Pont
de Nemours & Company held at Phil
adelphia, January and 4. The X.
& K. company is distributor Of the
du Pont paint and varnish products.
The du Point company is planning for
1927 the largest advertising campaign
ever used by its paint and varnish di-
vision
The State Legislature will soon be
in full swing at Charleston and our
Uncle Bill is on the job to aid in the
making, amending and re-making Of
a lot of laws, some Of which we prob
ably need and many of which we do
not. This session will probably make
law to place five wheels on all farm
wagons, place a tax on all bachelors,
shorten skirts, standardize radios and
prohibit expeditions to the North Pole
during winter months.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1927-01-13
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our many friends
who helped US in the sickness and
death Of our darling son, Draper, and
we want to especially thank Mr.. F. E.
Runner, undertaken, and Rev. Bow
lon, of Girard, Ohio and Rev. Sharps
of Belington, for their words of COM
fort and want to thank all who fur
nished cars and also for the beautiful
flowers. May God bless you all.
MR.. AND MRS. D. C. FOY e
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-09
SNOW BLANKET
COVERS PARTS
CENTRAL West
Northern And Central
Texas in Grip Of Sc
we're Norther; Low
est at Amarillo

KANSAS CITY, Feb. 9.-tPl-
Snow and slect swept out Of the
Rocky Mountain region today on a
five state front. bringing freezing
temperatures 70 the middle west
and southwest after more than q
week of unusually mild winter
weather
Starting in Canada Sunday, the
storm moved southwark through
Montana. Wyoming and Colorado
leaving a heavy blanket Of snow and
forcing thermometers to sub-zero
marks. Preceded bv sharp drops in
temperatures the cloud banks rolled
slowly over the Dakotas, Nebraska
Kansas and Oklahoma yesterday u
cover the southern part OF this sec
tiOn with two or sn0rc inches of
sncw or bringing corresponding
amount Of rain or slcet.
Snow continued in Kansas and
parts of Missouri aud Oklahoma to-
day with the mercury varying from
l5 10 30 degrees above zero. Rain ol
mist was general in northern Texas
Motorists stranded III the Utah
desert since last Friday, today were
being hauled 20 firm highways by
teams. The automobiles were mlred
following a thaw. Several womer
and children were reported suffer
ing from exposure.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-09
ASK Government TO
Cut Channel Into
the Ldgstna MadYe

AUSTIN, Texas. Feb. 9.-The
house adopted senate resolution
calling on the federal government
70 cut channels through Padre Is
land on tbs gulf coast to allow gulf
currents through Laguna Madre
and thus preserve fish said 70 be
worth thousands or dollars
A move b. Representative Sam
Gates Of Runge to table senate
resolutions inviting William G. Me-
Adco to address the Texas lcgisla-
ture was making fair headway
toward warm bouse squabble
shortly before noon, when proceed
ings were interrupted for a Joint
session to hear Captain Richmond r,
Hobson make temperance speech.
Decision on the invitation prob
ably will be made this afternoon.
The house few minutes before had
adopted senate resolution inviting
Governor Albert &. Richie Of Mary
land, aS much a wet" as McAd0o
~ "dry" 70 address the legisla-
ture when his speaking itinerary
brings him 10 Texas The resolution
was by Senator .. ii. Bailey. The
McAdoo resolution was signed by
Senators Love. Reid, Neal. and
others.
Representative George Purl at
tackled Gates motion to table. de-
claring that this house can not az.
fcrd 10 take q slap At a man who has
twice been the choice of Texas fol
president"
Gates had not gotten u chance ID
answer when business was halted.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-09

VALLEY seen
Tip Of Texas Appeals
To Manufacturer
From Illinois

'You have a rich soil, the climate
is delightful and there is no reason
why YOU should not have some won
dCrfuI development in the Valley"
says +. y. Monroe, Quicy, Illinois
muhi-m;llionIire. who IS in Browns
Vile
Mr.. Monroe. who n president 81
the Monroe Drug Company, manu-
facturers Of Putnam dyes and OF the
Monroe Chemical Co.. Ltd. Of Lon
don. lie SAYS that he has seen
northern Texas but that IL sr~
never been IN this part of the state
and decided % visit il.
The Illinois man declared that he
had been looking over the Barreda
Gardens az BaTrcda and that he did
rot see why every foot Of il should
no. grow some Of the things for
which the Valley is known.
He visited the tract at the sug-
gestion q friend he has here, J. G..
Brasfield. formerly Of Kansas City
hut who IS now connected with the
Gillock Development Company de-
velopers Of Barreda
Mr. Monroe expressed the OPINION
that the Valley would be delight
fui place t. have q winter home and
indicated that II was possible he
might establish one here. He said
the. II the Valley did not put forth
any claims a. being winter resort
IL certainly should.
A son of Mr. Moore has been here
on several 0ccas ions. he stased.
While in Brownsville Mr.. Monroe
met B. Il Bunfoey. his Texas repre-
sentative.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-09

Nv Naval Radio 10 The Herald
from U. y. and Texas Agriculture
Departments

Cabbage: Chicago - cars On
track. Market dull. Texas stock
SI75-xxDO per crate. Pittsburgh
One arrived. Market steady. New
stock Texas crates S2.00-s2.25. Gin
cinnati-2O cars en- track Market
steady Texas stock S30-S35 per tom.
St. Louia--33 ON track Market dull.
Grated siT6. Per ton. $30$35.
Carrots Pittsburgh Supplies
moderate. Market about steady. Tex
~ punched stock sl-25-sI.50 per
bushel.
Lettuce: New Market firm.
Texas Big Boston bushcl hampers
SD.75-Sl25. Romaine. sl.O0-SI.25-
Carlot shipments for entire United
States reported Tuesday. Feb. NJ:
Cabbage: Alabama 2. Louisiana
III, Michigan 2. New York 33. Penn
syIvania 4. South Carolina A, Texas
IS. Wisconsin i6. total IT. s. l26 cars.
Unreported Feb. $50. Calf. H.
South Carolina 2, total ears.
Berts. Texas 4. total ". ~ cars.
Carrots: Texas n, total ". y. \
car.
Beets and carrots Texas rs. total
III Nj. l5 cars.
Spinachs South Carolina 2G, Tex
as 81. Norfolk Section VA 1. 4otal
Continued on page two-l
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-09
NO ACTION ON
WORLD COURT
Proposal to Rescind
Ratification Voted
Down In Senate

WASHINGTON. ID. C.. Feb. 9.-tPl
"A proposal To rescind the scnate's
ratification Of the world court mus
tered only ten votes in the senate
today after Chairman Borah Of the
Foreign Relations committee had I'd
vised his colleagues that the United
States was definitely out of the
court already. and that no further
action Was necessary
By a vote Of 20 90 M. on motion
of the democratic floor leader. Sen
atcr Robinson of Arkansas. the sen
ate tabled proposal 10 bring UP the
resolution M Senator Trammpll,
democrat. Florida, canccllirE rati-
fication of the court protocol.
Senator Trammell was one of
those who voted for ratification
while Senator Borah was the leader
OF the opposition. The foreign rcla-
tions chairman told the senate TO-
day, however. that foreign govern
mcnts had indicated they could not
accept the senate reservations. and
added
IF 50 that ends the matter"
Thus the long fight over Ameri.
can membership IN the court appar.
entity has come W mn end, with the
United States standing definitely
outside the tribunal
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1927-02-09
HOUSE EXPELS
Two ALLEGED
,BRIBE TAKERS
Governor Moody Calls
Special Elections To
Fill Places of Dale
And Moore

AUSTIN, Tex, Feb. 9.--lPl-Bribe
taking charges against f. A. Dale OF
Bonham and r. III. Moore Of Cooper,
were left Wednesday solely within
province of the Travis county grand
jury, which probably will report be-
fore Saturday.
The Texas House of Representa-
tives late Tuesday expelled from
membership f. A. Dale and II. II.
Moore. held guilty OF conduct un-
becoming a legislator BIZ House
committee or nine investigating
Of resolution introduced late yes
ton optometrist, that he was solicit
ed for $1,000 TO have optometry leg
islation he opposed reported un-
favorablv.
The vote to expel Dale was 1873 to
4 with two registering present. not
voting. The vote on More was 1i9
to IA with four present and not vot-
ing.
Proclamation calling elections 10
fill Daie's and Moore's seats prob
ably will be issued today by Govern
or Dan Moody.
The house may see another fight,
like the one preceding the Dale
Moore balloting, before II disposes
In the alleged bribery, and handing
terday by Representative Croy T
Sheats Of Franklin, proposing inves-
tiEation Of lobbying activities of
Willis Chamberlain. Houston OPTIC
mctrist. who tipped rangers be-
fore the alleged bribe transaction.
The resolution was referred to the
Continued on page two.1