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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-11-19
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News for the Kids

Owing % the rapid expansion
cf the circuit of theater operated
Nv the stanley crandalI Company
of Washington. 81 which Harry
IA Crandall III executive vice
president. more than twice the
amount of candy ~ weight ana
more than twice the number of
TOYS distributed fasf year w tie
special STANLEY. randall COM.
nlunity Christmas parties for clsiI.
dren win this year Is given
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ST. Mar tin Club

St. Martln'n Club makes its
3Cctlight bow tonight with !
minstrel ahow III Immaculate
Hall, Eighth ana w streets.
northwest John j. Campbell n
directing ana included among
the entertainers viii be the Cusil
Sisters, formerly cf the Sc. Pat
Players Silly Mcintyre. Evelyn
Donahue ana BABY Evelyn BaIder.
aon.
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s Keith Matinees

Manager Robbins 81 y, II.
Keitll.s Theafer announces three
shows on ThanksgfV living Day. Nov.
ember "a The hours VIII b AIS.
Sis and SIS.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08

frozen apple hit that Bob Cat on
the nose It brought tears TO bis eyes.
"0h VOW! Oh yowl' he yelled.
" Don't bang me again! I'll be good;
| II go home! I'll study my lessons!
One apple! Two apples! Oh, l feel
as if d been hit by bushel of
apples! Oh, yow!" And out of the
school he ran, The apple WASH Il,
good to cat, being frozen, so Custer
gave his brother Buster half of the
apple he had brought and everybody,
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work. So he stammereC and slut.
tered and said;
If you have one apple and you
give me one app!e-er-ah-um-
Why that's two atples!" he snarled.
"Wrong!' cried the Lady Mouse
Teacher. "Go home and study some
more! Out you go!' She picked up
the apple Uncle Wiggily had brought
in and threw it at the Bob Cat
Now the apple was frozen as hard
as lump of ice from having been
out in the cold. And when the
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08
Stories
Copyright, 1927, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
By HOWARD E. GARIS
UNCLE WIGGILY' FROZEN
APPLE

Cne day, just as Uncle Wiggily
was about to hop away from his
hollow stump bungalow to go ad-
ycnturing, as he often did, he saw,
near the black cellar door, a red
apple lying on the ground.
ooh hot exclaimed the rabbit
gentleman, fitting his tall silk hat
over one eye so he could see better.
"One of my forty 'leven little bunny
boys or girls must have dropped
that apple on their way to school,
They will miss it at recess, so / II
take it to the Lady Mouse Teacher,
1t will be agood excuse to go to the
Hollow Stump School and see il
everything is all right. "
Uncle Wiggily was very fond of
the Lady Mouse School Teacher.
And Miss Mouse liked to have
Uncle Wiggily visit her school. 1t
made the animal boys and girls a
little happier, she thought.
So, with the red apple in his
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08
THE RUSSIAN BUDGET

An American is likely to rub his eyes and look at the
figures again when he reads of the Russian Soviet cong
adopting annual budget of 5000 600 900 rubes,
which little than 50 800 900 O00 That is about
threefifths much United States budgets and
than it takes for the ordinary expenses" of
government
1t is buff either The records show that the Rus
sian budget which has been balanced for several
years has risen steadily from about S7400000OO in
1929 to little over S2OOO0000 900 for the last fiscal
year and 81 300 900 for the current year. The fig
ures for next year, therefore, show normal gain.
The Soviet government really to get ali that
money and spend It. 1t gets and spends more
right along Where does the cash come from?
We forced to conclude that economic conditions
there in spite of Bolshevis rule are not so bad as
random comments have led to suppose. Slowly but
surely, Russia IS coming back. Not, of course be-
cause of Communism but in spite of it. This progress
is accompanied and probably caused by the concessions
made ever more freely to capital and captalisc meth
ods But, however interpreted, it would be foolish to
deny the progress itself.
This would be conceded with satisfaction how
ever If could be felt that there moral and spi-
tua progress IN Russia along with the economic prog
reSS.
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dage, which means his silly little
tail, this Bob Cat snarled, saying;
First of ali m going to nibble
some ears!' and he looked straight
at Uncle Wiggily's. The animal
children didn t know what to do.
The rabbit gentleman himself could
think of nothing but twinkling his
pink nose, but what good did that
do | ask of you. And II answer
nothing!
But the Lady Mouse Teacher was
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brave. She stepped forward and
said;
"Mr. Bob Cat this is the hour
when we do arithmetic, or number
work, in our school, lou can t have
any ears unless you can do an ex-
ample. Now if | have one apple and
give You one apple how many apples
arc left. Quick! Answer mc!''
Now the Bob Cat was a stupid
chap, He hardly knew enough to
read. mnch less how to do number
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08
MOUNTAIN SPRINGS GRADE

The control system is in force at present on Noun
tain Springs grade between this city and Jacumba,
causing motorists something of delay while they
wait for their turn to proceed in the direction in
which traffic is allowed TO move.
Caught in the Jam Sunday, awaiting the signal to pro
ceed we led wonder if those who thus held
up do any grumbng about the delay. Before the
husky individual in charge of the control gave the sig
nal to proceed, we, Ike most mortals, fumed at the
delay. When the signal came, and we were soon on
a stretch of pavement Mountain Springs grade,
we felt ashamed
Any valley resident who has also been held in the
CONTROL will know why ashamed. To roll
along smoothly for only short distance, over
what used to be dubbed "the worst road in South
ern California; is real delight worth waiting much
longer than the control requires
It gives one an idea of what pleasure it is going
to be to go up down the grade this summer, with
pavement from Shepherds bridge to the top.
Instead of fuming at the slight delay the control
causes, should be singing songs of praise for the
California highway commission, the engineers in
charge of the work, and the laborng who is max
ing convenience and comfort for
The stretch of pavement open is wonderfully
banked, we'll constructed, and smooth ball room
floor. We can all we'll afford to be patient at pres
en delays and think only of the real enjoyment that
travel westward from the valley is going to be in
few short weeks
Five years ago genuine mountain trail and in
short time it will be boulevard! It's opening should
give the valley good excuse for big celebration
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pocket, Uncle Wiggily hoped on and
on, and soon he was at the Hollow
Stump School. From within he
could hear the animal boys and girls
reciting;
Two times two are four. Two
times five are eleven.'
THAT doesn't sound exactly
right thought the bunny gentle
man, counting up on his paw nails.
"When / went to school two times
five were nine or ten, I've forgot
ten which. l had better go in and
see about this. At the same time l
will give the red apple to whoever
dropped it. They'll want to eat it
at recess
The Lady Mouse Teacher smiled,
when Uncle Wiggily hoped in.
You may stop Your number
work now, my dears,'' she said to
the children. I'VE have a visitor
who will speak to US.
"Ahem!" coughed Uncle Wig
gily solemn like, as he stepped to
the edge of the teachers platform.
AS was coming along" Now
he intended to speak about how
much were two times five, but as he
put his paw in his pocket he felt
of the red apple and that reminded
him about it so he pulled the fruit
out and put it on the desk.
"Oh, there's the apple 1 lost,
suddenly exclaimed Buster, one of
the little boy bunnies. He spoke
aloud in school before he thought,
so he suddenly clapped his paw over
his lips but then it was too late
the words had been spilled. How
ever the Lady Mouse Teacher only
smiled and said;
"You may have your apple after
ward, Buster. Now every one sit up
straight for Uncle Wiggily is going
to tell us story"
First of ALL said the rabbit
gentleman, who was still thinking
about how many were two times
five, or five times two, whichever
way you look at it, 90 first of all, my
! dear children-''
! And then, all of sudden, in
! through the door which Uncle Wig
| gily had forgotten to close tightly
after him, in through the door came
I the Bob Cat. This Bad Chap, with
his ridicuously inadequate appen-
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08

Maybe BolsheviSm serves some useful purpose after
all In an age that has lost its old religious fears
there's got to be some kind of devil
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08

The United States seems to have four kinds of fed
eral government-state, territorial, insular and
marine.
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u
didn't deserve to be. 81
ing glass doesn't hidn
sofa to make funny raj
stove, III tell you nexs
Wiggily and the first h
A rancher at Clio, Po
found % small gold nj
crop of one of his tan-
Money to Loan cE
Sterling Securities Co.
Cross, Mgr. 6d0 Main \
Imperial Valley press., 1927-03-08

China seems to be orienting herself.
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
A WORLD FORCE
BY Garrett p. SerYiss-

yHIS address given 1t the Johns Hopkins
University Baltimore by Dr. Andrew Bafcur Of the London
Hygiene There appears be nothing exaggerated
about it. Hygiene-sanitary scences world force # has
been partial world force from the time Of Moses who,
history tells the first hygienis Moses made
hygiene religion which shows how wise indeed
old who buried "By Nebo lonely mountain on
after having been permitted to take
only glimpse promised land for which he had shaped
his people.
Bafour reminds that Mohammed less hygnst
than Moses And he says he is inclined think that in
countries such India hygiene win exercise its fun
the people the form Of religion,
revelation and multitude the Of
stiton and disease"
What has superstition to do with hygeneI Well for reply,
listen story related by Dr. Baor In the Federated Malay
States where the modern authorities particular in
pressing the native mothers the necessity of giving their
babies daily BATH Chinese mother entered the welfare center
with fine but dirty babe She persuaded the
clothes but would charm the child wearing
for she maintained that this which had
the babys neck BY neighbor, had saved its life when
sick unto death On examination the charm be
The mother had faith old than In
doctors scncen which she has imitator
in these United States In the City Of New York 1899
Valentine Seaman locked police
in the city bdewe to his life from mob who
him Tor introducing vaccination for smallpox this country
One OF the most powerful agents through which hygiene
world force the International Cuarantine which
globe Dr. Balfour sorrowfuy confsses" American
mercantile marine is far ahead Of that of Britain in the
matter Of hygiene Speaking generally he you house
and iced your sailors better than do"
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
By ELSIE ROBINSON

out you're mistaken when Won saw
that you're mot interested IN re-
hgion. It's the one thing in
which YOU are most constantly
and vitality interested.
You want q square deal, don't
your Health, strength, happiness,
beauty, power, success? Sure Won
DO. Well, that want d religion.
That's all there is or ever has
been to religion. Al reaching ont.
A desire for life more abundant.
Men can't create that desire In
themselves. It's born In them,
It's born in them as naturally AZ
the urge to grow Is born IN the
seed. And unless they gratify
It, 1t dies, as the seed dies when
its germ withers.
Religion-tlae win Ia live.
they're all the same.
DR.. Louis BerTnan speaks Of that
IN his powerful little fighting
book, The Religion Called Be.
haviorisrn."
w. III. r. Rivers, who was i
psychologist as well as an ethnoIo.
gist, once studied the degenera.
ton OF the inhabitants 81 the
Melanesian Islands. after the adj
vent OF the white man. Particu-
larly was he interested in the fact
that In certain Of the islands
there was almost complete extinc.
ton OF the native population in
spite OF the presence OF plenty OF
the materials Of. subsistence and
the absence of epidemic or un.
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MAKE MOST OF PRESENT
By Lucy Lowell

TOO many Of us waste our
lives and ruin our natural
heritage Of happiness by ignor.
ing that mighty thing, the
present.
We try to pick up existence
a day-to-day thing after all-and
swing it over to the future.
Next year am going to do
this and that, so / don't mind the
way things are now"
And We start right in living
for next year; for the golden
thing way up somewhere. And
all of the rich brightness that
Is everywhere about at ali times
escapes us; we pass It over with.
out so much as q glance for the
shadow of 4 hope that may never
come true.
For the future never comes.
It is always today: when tomor.
row reaches us, that, too, Ii to-
day. We never catch up with
time.
Boast not thyself OF tonaor.
row., counsels an ancient book.
For who knoweth what q day
may bring forth?n
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
TRAINING OF CHILDREN

WNHE lack Of a clearly defined ana
consistent philosophy 81 ednca.
ton upon the part Of these respon.
sible for the training OF children
Is hating the progress Of modern
methods Of child discipline ana con.
stroll, declares DR.. Bess ". Cunning.
ham Of the Institute Of Child Wei.
fare Research. Columbia IIniver.
sity, in an article on .Old or New,
Methods in Child Training, " in the
August issue Of Children, The
Magazine for Parents"
When old meets new IN the
education Of our children, declares
Doctor Cunningham IN pointing
out the differences between the
two, we find that the difference Is
mainly in varietyaof methods rather
than in ideals. Comparative value
can best be appreciated by . dsfini.
ton Of immediate aims IN child
training. To what extent do we
at times consider our own Inn
mediate convenience first in IDEAL.
ing with our children? Are we
aiming to make children happy
today In doing these things that
will continue to make them happy
tomorrow?
The old doctrine states that
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children must do hard things lust
because they are hard ana there
z tore strel1gt hening. The new doc.
trine states that children win do
hard things whenever the doing
brings satisfaction and therefore,
they viii continue to do similar
hard things. Both recognize the
necessity for teaching habits az
persistent effort in overcoming
difference lies in the fact that
differ once lies IN the fact that
whereas the Old theorist stresses
the value Of all hard acts, present
Gay emphasis Is upon some rather
than upon All hard activities
The old discipline put ) premium
upon obedience for It's own sake.
therefore the less questioning the
cbedience. the more virtuous. The
newer discipline puts q premium
upon experience, therefore the
mere meaningfuI the obedience,
the mere valuable. Both theories
emphasize the need OF direction
ana q occasional coercion. The
main difference between old and
modern ideas on control is in the.
extent to which adults take into
consideration immediate or later
usefulness OF habits acuired
through these disciplinary expert.
snces.R
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
3 Helen ROWland-
Mlxed grim

RMAAHA UNAu
A SWEETHEART is an object
"A Of pursuit: a wife is haven
from the pursuit of other women.
Don't marry q man just because
you are absolutely sure that he
loves you: wait until you find out
that HE Is absolutely sure Of it.
French cooks. English buffers
and Latin lovers may be experts
in their special arts: but no
woman has yet found q susstt-
tute for the bathtubs, rocking
chairs. shoes, husbands, and
divorces made in America.
A lover is the only thing for 4
cool moonlight evening. and a
husband may get by on cold
grey morning; but on q broiling
summer afternoon. the only man
on earth that matters in your
life Is the ice-man.
~
A temper is like acid-uuick
and deadly; a crouch is like the
moth. secret and slow; but both
will eat holes in the heart and
leave the most beautiful love
ready to fall to pieces at a touch.
-
Nine times out Of 10, IL 4 man
would only tell q woman the
TRUTH, she'd exonerate him or
forgive hiinand blame It all on
the other woman
In these days of Reno ana
Paris. the prodigal husband Is
sometimes chagrined to discover
that he has exchanged roles with
the fatted calf.
~
Before marriage, IL i woman
finds q merely limited avowal Of
love in q mans letter, she will
read 1t over eagerly seven or
eight times. and carry it over her
heart: but after marriage, it takes
. CHECK to stimulate her inter
est sufficiently to make her read
It all the way through.
A woman begins amusing her.
self with half baked youths lust
about the time she begins using
henna. wrinkle eradicators, and
face-lIfts.
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DR.. C. A. Z. Reed


IF you live in q well-regulated
i American city you are prob
ably blessed with regular scien-
tific inspection and control of
your milk supply. If you are not
thus protected you don't live
in a decent city. If you live in
the country and have your own
cows, and have the brains of the
average educated farmer, you will
have your cattle periodically in.
spected by a competent veterinar.
ian.
Why should this be done?
There are dozens Of answers.
But only one Is necessary. It il
the fact that the germ Of tuber.
culosis in cows may be and fire.
quently II carried BY their milk
to those who drink the milk.
This Is responsible for much sur.
gical tuberculosis in children. It
Is most common in those couns
tries where raw milk, butter,
cheese and other dairy products
are consumed most freely.
There are three recognized types
of tubercle bacillus classified AZ
human, bovine and bird.
The human type causes con.
sumption pulmonary tuberculosis),
among other things, but the bo-
vine type does not In fact, the
two strains seem to work against
one another, and it Ii possible
that a child who contracts an in.
lection from milk and suffers
from, say, enlarged glands OF the
neck, may be immune from con.
sumption of the lungs all its life.
This, however, is not an argument
for maintaining a tuberculosis
milk supply!
The strain harbored by birds,
the avian type, Is probably harm.
less to man, but can infect pigs.
very badly, 1t did so much harm
in Denmark that laws had to Be
passed forbidding chickens to be
kept on farm.
To eradicate bovine tuberculosis
viii take very long time. In
England the number Of cows I'M
fected is enormous, and their com.
puls0ry seizure, isolation and
slaughter Is a slow. laborious and
very costly business. Meanwhile,
however, there are two means of
mitigating the damage done by
this disease. Perturbation pro.
tects the children and preventive
vaccination protects the cattle.
Perturbation OF milk, as prac-
tlced in every strictly modern
American city, saves thousands OF
lives every year, and will continue
to be indispensable until tubercu.
losis in cattle Is completely
stamped out. The vaccination Of
calves against the infection may
play q large part in this reform.
Practically all calves are free
from tuberculosis when born.
Those that are to be innmnnized
are therefore separated from the
mother at once and fed on
healthy milk for week. tThey
then receive an injection Of
bacilli Of an attenuated strain
strain which has been artifically
cultivated for 3 long time and
which has become not only harm
less but capable OF arousing the
animals immunity to harmful
strains. A week later they ~.
The Washington times., 1927-07-29

works for you. They died be-
cause they no longer wanted to
live. They died because they no
longer believed that there was q
power which would help them
live. They had lost their desire
and their vision.
Do not lose yoursi
Renew your desire today. Make
it more urgent and more glorious.
Study the marvellous forces which
run the lives Of men and say to
yourself, over and over, that
there must be = source from
which that power comes. n
Make q picture Of your own
need and OF the power which may
supply that need. Make religion
for yourself and q god.
You'll never get anywhere lln.
less you do. You couldn't even
acquire q peanut stand unless you
had vision of peanut stands and
q desire for peanut stands and be-
lieved that there was q source Of
peanuts, and then went out and
hustled for them. BY the same
token you'll never acquire life
more abundant until you con-
sciously recognize your desire FOL.
abundance and shape your course
toward It.
So start now. Don't 90 mug.
cling along, taking life's leavings.
MAKE IA GOD FOR YOURSELF
AND Al GOAI.l
The Washington times., 1927-07-29

And Omar, the poet. sang:
Tomorrow! Why, tomorrow 7
Myself with yesterdays seven
thousand years.
Nor Is there more to Be Rained
by living in the past. s'That was
my happy time; IL only I could 20
back and enjoy ii again. No DAYS
az good as the old ones.
But all days are good: nothing
so wonderful ever has happened
as what may happen again. 1t Is
when one moves through life with
his face backward that he misses
All the fine things OF today.
Besides what we wish to retain
OF our yesterdays Is included In
our todays.
And all the good the past hath
had
Remains to make our own time
glad. =
Thus wrote Emerson. We do not
lose ana throw away unless We
wish to do 30.
And there viii Be nothing We
wish to drop from our lives, ever,
Il we take care to give our best
20 the wonderful present.
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
Reassllring

Another faycrits tradition has gone BY the boarsl Ac
corng TO best comic strip humorsts always the
spnster au and bachelor uncles who active I'M
giving advice about bringing up the children But in the
editors point with pride to double page spread Of their
own little families bearing the caption I'VE Learned About
Children From Them. =
reassurng to know that those who seriously taking
the responsibility Of advising parents have first tried out their
methods ct home with such blooming results a. this phoo
rapherl record Ghowh
The Washington times., 1927-07-29
LISTEN, WORLD!

usual disc ase.
AS q result Of
his study he
came to the con-
c sion that
these people
were dying out
because tn Q y
were losing their
Zest In life.
And they were
losing their zest
in life because
the coming and
cunning Of the
white man had
u n d erm in . q
their attitude to
life so complete
ly as to affect
the very win to
live. The white
m q ms priests
had killed their
ancient gods.
The rule that
worked for them