Putnam patriot., 1927-06-24

] aht PAhl4h. She very much lu favor l a# the carpenter union. too.
 k.-Say, what s our old classmate. alter Seett doing now? ks-Nhy, hes the captain of the eaod ship. Sinkum. which sails be- tween Fomiret Landing and Bay Rum. l Kansas.
 R--You don't say You'd call that aHiie moist profession. l should hlnk. I'll bet steering a ship is a lot different from steering a flivver. h--Say. whats become of Lib Au- hlea and Alta Hawkinse
 k-0h. They re getting along fine. Labs the head of a big matrimonial agency in New York, and Alta is a missionary in Africa. They say Che natives follow her ali around tbere l and avery little while she has to stan l aHd siJ down under a palm tree and i teach em the alphabet. h--But if you prefer a real mans 1 profession. You might like Co 20 west % Texas and get Ed Authier and Leo keafe- t8 show you the gentle art of bfeueho busting They say that either 1 Of them can tame any wild colt living just hy looking 'em straight in the eye
 B.-Just the same I'd like Co have a fence between me and the broncho
 Old Bill Willis
 k.-0h piftlel l bet you don't know who l saw in New Orleans last week. l. was none other than old Bill Willis Hes getting along fine now running a skunk farm in Missouri. Sells skunk. by the hundred
 R.-Yeh. got wind of fl in Cold A n nett. our class midget. iu St. Lonis a while ago. Shes also prospering She has big eat ranch there You must have heard of "Bennett's Pedigreed FeIines.a
 K.-You bet l have in almost every city.
 RI was just thinking. Do you know that WE had bunch of wise acres in our class too. Remember that handsome lad in our graduating class?
 k.-That's me.
 R.-No, you homely looking mud coated bum. l mean Gordon Winslow
 k.-Aw. cut it out.
 R.-Well. he's professor of laneuag- es in the Zoo of Kalamazoo. He teach es the animals how to talk. He can fool any one of them.
 K.-And there's Ellsworth Trough ton. Hes professor of Greek in the University of Kalamazoo. Doing fine. hear
 R.-=Oh say. come to think of it. l was walking along Broadway two or three months ago when great elee- trie ign burst into bloom in front of me. "Larrow's Lnmny Lozenges. Frank Larraw is the president of the company and Edith Goyette, his silent partner Here. try one They're 8re cure for halifosis. blindness. super iiu0us avoirdupois, or any ailment.
 k=I was h New York last year. fhai remind me Rachel Hurlbut. eur old class feathef-weight. is a bal let dancer aH Broadway, too.
 B Gee my feet are getting sore.
 k=Ne5l why don't you get pair af Pee. ie's Everlasting Concrete HuHd shaa=? They might help you Tbat Feehie boy has got a big shoe H=cHars HaW= Sells pile of them =h4es He's | very busy business man.
 R Bgt guess Eleanor Irving is thr busiest one of the bunch.
 E-Hmrh. don [ seem possible.
 R-Well she own great. big farm now in Pgnam; she's very busy raising little Iatters.
 What dc you know about thatl What about old Mid" Tetreaut him
 Ron. he thinks hes her boss
 K.-Now changing the subject; who's fo be the next president of the country
 Next President
 R-AlexiBe Boutwell, of course. Don't you realize the fact that she's running?
 K.-Certainly, and all the men are too tafter her).
 R.-Gee, it's getting windy here
 K-Ohi that reminds me. Our old friend Frank Cushman. is running the gas house of the Putnam Light and Power Company back in Putnam. Had a big explosion there while ago. Cushman got blown up into a tree but wasn't hurt.
 Riley. Prosperity. Fm getting hungry.
 KEWen. try this then It. one of the renowned Bernier's Double Burnt Biscuit. put up by the famous baker, Lawrence Bernier
 R-This is awfully tough. by cfaekee
 K-Bet you don't know what our ald friend. Jim Elliott, is doing new
 R-Nc. l don't
 Well. he's on q farm in East ford. Connecticut He's a second Lu- ther Burbank He crosses red and white hIrche5 to make barber poles.
 R=You don't say. By the way
 K-AiHt got money enuff to buy anything
 R.-Eleanor Peterson is head nurse in Worcester Memorial Hospital
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 R.-You're sick looking.
 k-Yes, for work.
 R.-Jeannette Greens in Worcester too
 K.-What's she doing?
 R.-Why. you know that her hus- band Is a big paint man. He's the maker of Whites Famous Green Paint.
 K.-But what do you think Helen Woodis is doing?
 R-Bots, l expect.
 K.-She's president of the Woodis Lumber Company
 R-What about her old pal, Law renee Keith?
 K.-Oh. hes following up the med .cal profession.
 R-A doctor2