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New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLsHINo COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1cepteD At Herald Bldg, G Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

A nick town is a place where half the people sit in their cars on Main street 10 watch the other half walk by on Saturday.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Still, it's rather q delicate compli- ment to send Morrow to the land of "Manana."
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
ptRSOOD HER YATT DE
 WILIlN
\ Cereal Sturry WOtt Dis Is Iat Dr
 Second Instullmcnt
 By Walter J. Goldsmith


 cent de Harrowin wott is's jallous Poicival a doidy willun. It sizes { Poicivals henchmen de hero wott dey strep him down on de pletform de saw it should gradually saw him in two Sylwesters mortal soul. Now 30 on witt de sturry.
 Hmmm. Sylvester. de hero. is gradually strapped up on de plct- | form to de saw wott de willun is going to keel him. Sylvester goink to fill werry colt opp, hey? 1 Poicival. de scundril from a will , Ian. is holdink Millicent, de harro- | win, wott shizz de sweetie from Syl- wester, in de high powered hutto, wott he goink to meek de hcscape so soon it ritches de saw de hun foitchunit hero.
 Look. look,
 It braces himself Sylvester he should have yatt in de head de idea. Hmmm. It apprutches de saw. Mir Ter witt nirrer. Now it touches de whoiling blade de ropes. It sneps de ropes.
 Whoop! From de psychological moment it lpps up Sylvester. volt he's let de saw cut de bunds dcy tie him witt alraddy. wott now he's loose. Vi. A punch on de bcczer he gifis de foist henchmen. He sizes de second henchmeu and , knocks two odd"r henchmcn for a row Of Hcskimo igloos. It SneaChes Poicival dc harroWin in de hish-powered hutto which is purrink in de stritt. Hi. Dere huff. It giffs Sylvester leap. wott he lends on de luliitch carrier de hut tomobile. wott he henks on witt de spare tire.
 Two, fife, tan. sixteen miles dcy 1 spid, Milliccnt twecstink witt struck , link in de clesp from de willun, Syl- wcster hcnkink on from de rirr hend 1 witt might witt men. Vi. wott's diss? It sees de wilun Sylvester.
 A clecf is ahead. De scundril leaps from de machine. It dotts ahead de fatal hutto, witt Millicent Scrimming from hurrur witt de- spair. witt Sylvester still clinkink to de beck hcnd.
 NEXT lNSTULl.MENT POSIrINIL
 SHOWN NAXT WICK
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

The plotters in Rumania seem to tc practicing a Christmas Carol,
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
Nemher of tho Associated PreSi

NembrF or THO A"U'IhteU fref 1he AsspClatrd Press is eICtusirely en- titled 10 the use toi republication ol eu neue credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

There are just two kinds Of Amcricans: those who have a good time and those who are mad about
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Russia may remember that she was very stand offish when Amer jeans were revolutionists and yearn- cd for recognition.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

A he-man is one who Dravcly tells his wife the truth, let the dishes fall where they may.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Tho only profitable advertising medium h the City. Circulation books and prets room always open 10 aoveFtlsefa
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
TELEPHONE CALLS

Entered at the Poit office at New Brit ain as Second Chase Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Yoa've noticed, perhaps. that all of the touching articles about the ueed of bearing many children are written by men.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

\ hotel in Charlotte, \. C.. has ordered 20 special beds q 'inchrs longer than the average. in th' hope that tall guests will st7 complaining having to sleep N. Y their legs drawn mp.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

FROM OUR CHILDREN'S GAR
 DEN OF CURSES
 "My dear. you have the he-cups pretty bad" said a passing lady to my little sister.
 Little girls don't have he-cups.' replied sister indignantly, they have she-cups." Mrs. Mac Burch.
 Isn't it d good thing hens don't realize how much bricklaycrs get for laying bricks? NARROWING TALE: Your hair," he cried, lis like
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

AmcrlCaniSm: Leaving insurance enough to eat up the insurance.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

It may have been noted that the couple at Way!and, Mass, who were going so fast in an automobile that when they approached bridge they couldn't make the turn in tho load and crashed into the water were both 7n ye2rs old. More cN- tended comment is scarcely uoces- sary.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

The world may be childless by 1850. as Dean lnge says. but it is too much 10 hope It will get over being childish by that time.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
Prudent But Not PrudiSh.

"Come, lawyer. draw me up a will, Cried Andrew r. McClung: What need have YOU 10 make q
 will?
 You still are strong and young.'
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Tine poorest dud evor fired was that which came from Deputy At 1orney General Aycrill, which tried 10 say cities and towns have no right To protect their milk supply 10 hot ter advantage than the state pro- tacts tt. No town as yet has paid 'hc slightest attention 10 the so-called NninInn.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
FdctsondFancies

Every once in while you run Europe and escaped being decorated.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

SUBSCRIPTION RATES 3I.oo Year.
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New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Mir. Hoover may retain his repu- tation for infallibility, and then again he may he elected President.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Business Office .... s-o Editorial, Roome .... 92o
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

i've got heavy date tonight - His voice with fear was rife And I just read where doctors say That kissing shortcns lifc.'
 David l.. Hartman.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26
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Send all cOnlmuniCa atiOnS to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New
 Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

If the male really had a superior mind, he would have too much sense to invite disaster by saying so.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-26

Doubtless the next organization will be a Society Of Those Who Were Received by Mussolini.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.

Webster Lodge will dispense with
the regular conventions except those
on the first and third TUESDAYS of
July. August and September. Amend
ments to the bylaws of Webster
Lodge will be considered July 49,.
The next Convention Of Calanthe
Lodge will be held July 25.
Grand Chancellor Edgar c. Snyder.
accompanied by William f. Andrews,
former member of congress from
Iowa; Grand Vice Chancellor A. Lacy
Embrey, Grand Keeper of Rec
ords and Seal w. A. Kimmel, Grand
Master of EXchequer William Bald
win Hardy, Grand Master of Arms
A. Herman Woody and many others
went to Myrtle Lodge last Tuesday
evening. Addresses were made by
the grand chancellor, Mr.. Andrews,
and the other Grand Lodge officers.
The address of welcome was made by
Supreme Representative-elect Frank
B. Crown.
Mountain City Rank Team of Fred
erick, Md. will visit Union Lodge
July 49, The knight Rank will be
conferred on a class of 25. A BAN
quet will be served.
The Ways and Means Committee
will meet July Is, at which time the
representatives from Myrtle Lodge
will present a proposition, to begin
Edgar G. Synder" drive to clear
the debt on the temple.
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presented with a Maccabee jewel for
services rendered in adding new mem
bers to the hive.
Mount Vernon Tent met at North
east Masonic Temple June q and ap-
pointed Sir Knights Frank E.. Han
nan, Norman j. Shives and William
B. Severe q committee to make ar
rangements for the class initiation to
be held July IL. The exemplification
of the degrees will be rendered by the
degree team of Alexandria Tent of
Alexandria, Va. Sir Knight II. E.
Crouch, record keeper of National
Tent, entertained with stories. An ap.
preparation was made to furnish a
base ball outfit for the boys in the
new Court of Juniors recently organ
lied. Six applications for membership
were elected
Tuesday afternoon, at the home of
Mrs. Sarah Fl. Severe, a meeting Of
the jewels was held. The Junior base
ball team was organized. with Donald
keister manager. Misses Mabel Mad
dox and Ruth Kaldenbach were ap.
pointed committee to arrange for the
games at the picnic July 7.
Meetings of the jewels will be held
on Saturday mornings at Northeast
Masonic Temple.
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Spanish War Veterans

Regular Army. and was legally mus
tered into the camp.
The following members were electe,
delegates to the national encanpmen
to be held at Detroit. Mich. Augue
2s-3l; Senior Vice Comdr. George '
McAlear. Past Comdr. p. z. Shomette
Historian c. p. 0alpin and Past ComdI
A. Z. Pierce. Alternates. Quarter
master Sergeant Jerome Shlpnian
Officer OF the Day c. l.. Dawson, Pas
'Comdr. d. J. Leahy and c, N. Beach
Department officers who made ad
dresses were Department Comdr. Al
bert Michaud. Senior Vice ComdI
James c. Yaden and Junior Vice
Comdr. L. c. Nelson. and 8. II. 'Pearce
OF Chattanooga Camp and Quarter
master Thomas A. ludlow Of Richard
J. Harden Camp r.
The meeting on July II will be
Nurses night" when the l6 Spanish
War nurses who are active members
will be honored and the muster Of sew
eral more nurses whose applications
are on file will occur.
Col. John Jacob Aston Camp at its
meeting in Stanley Hail. United States
Soldiers Home, last Monday night
mustered In one member and received
another by transfer. John Schaefer
and Joseph NJ. Barth were elected del
egates to the national encampment
and B. F. Motley and John Holland
altefnates. On request Of the Pet
worth Citizens Association the camp
voted to cooperate with It In it's
parade on Independence day. As the
next meeting night falls on July 4.
the next meeting Of the camp will b
held August !. -"
The auxiliaries, at their recent an.
nual encampment. elected the follow
ing officers: President. Margaret
Burns; senior vice president. Carrie z.
Nolan; Junior vice president. Louise
Moore; chaplain. Helen Kennicutt;
historian. Mary Windsor: patriotic in
structor, Katherine league; Judge ad-
vocate. Bertha Cook: musician, Rath
ryn McCaffery; secretary. Nora NJ
Albers; treasurer. Cora NJ. Campbell:
| chief Of stan. Irene Orange. The coun
Gil members are as follows: Katie
Parker, Jane ludlow. Susie Adams.
Harriet League. Kate A. Boss, Alice
Davis, Mamie Galpin and Ida Straw
ser. d.
Past President General Minnie r.
Lenhart OF Philadelphia attended the
encampment as the representative Of
President General Manion and in.
stalled the officers.
Admiral George Dewey Naval Aux.
Hilary will hold but one meeting dur
ing the months Of July, August and
September. Due TO the fact that the
next meeting night falls on July 4.
tina: meeting IL postponed to July IL.
All auxiliaries who desire their news
published are requested to send their
notes to Mrs. r. C.. HUM. ~ r street
northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03

Port Huron. where they will spend
week at the w. B. A. Summer
camp as the representatives Of the
club. After their return the club
will hold it's social meeting at the
Sycamore Island Club as the guests
Of Miss Loretta Lowenstein. Miss
Lowenstein entertained members Of
the Girls Club at Sycamore Island
last Wednesday evening.
Victory Review has changed the
place and time for the future meet.
ings to the first and third Thurs.
days OF each month at Pythian Tenn.
pie. The next meeting will be held
July Z at 8 pm.
Liberty.Union will hold its annual
picnic. at Great Falls, Virginia side,
July 8. All members who wish to
spend the whole day in the country
are asked to meet at the Rosslyn
station at IL am. One meeting will
be. held in July and August at 427
l street southwest,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03

The department council OF admin.
istration held special meeting Wed.
nesday night at department head.
quarters, 921 Pennsylvania avenue
southeast, Department Comdr. Albert
Michaud presiding.
On recommendation Of Francis G.
Hum, chairman of the good and vel.
fare committee. an appropriation of
500 was made for the use of that
committee IN making preparations Tor
the. Santiago day excursion, July 16. &c
Marshall Hall. There will be n pro.
gram of music and athletic events.
Comdr. Michaud announced the ap-
pointment of the following officers and
committee chairmen: Historian. G..
L. Currier; patriotic instructor, NJ.
Kennicutt; installing officer. John A.
Gallagher; senior color sergeant, John
Koch; Junior color sergeant, A. Thorn.
berg; press committee, James E. May.
nard, chairman; Maine Memorial com.
mittee, Lee H. Harris. chairman; re.
cruiting and delinquent committee. w.
Graves, chairman; good and welfare
committee, Arthur League, chairma n;
auditing committee, James Z. Byrne.
chairman; Legislative committee, VIII.
liam l.. Mattocks, chairman; Memorial
day committee, Charles w. Mccartney.
chairmaH transportation committee.
Joseph ]. Harvey. chairman.
The Col. James S. Petit Camp will
give 500 card party Thursday eve.
ming at Masonic Temple, Eighth and
f streets northeast, at s o'clock.
Chairman Lemuel d. Jones will be In
charge of the arrangements.
Gen. Nelson A. Miles Camp at its
last meeting elected Samuel K. Mar.
tin of the list Maryland Volunteer
Infantry to active membership. An.
nouncement was made that Berthold
Wittkowski of Paris, France, had re.
turned an executed obligation Of the
order, signed before an officer Of the
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IMPROVED ORDER OF RED MEN

Waneta Council conferred the De.
gree Of Pocahontas at theiI last meet.
ing. The captain of the degree team
requests that all members of the team
be present at the third meeting night
of July for rehearsal.
Great Sachem, A. r. Thompson
accompanied by the Great Repre-
sentative Robert S. Strobel, Great
Keeper of <.Wampum w. B. Garner,
Past Great Sachem w. C.. White,
Past Great Sachem T. H. Dennis, and
a delegation from the American
Knights OF Mem Der attended class
adoption at Herndon, Va, Wednes-
day evening. The great sachem of
Virginia. o. D. Brinser, with his
board of great chiefs, was present.
The degrees were conferred by a Sc
lected degree team from Alexandria,
Va. under the direction of Past Great
Sachem Rodger Sullivan.
Idaho Council was host to the mem
bership campaign committee June "a.
The Pocahontas, Mrs. Edith McDon-
aid. welcomed the committee and their
friends on behalf of the council after
which the president of the committee
took charge Of the meeting. The fol-
lowing program was given: Cornet
solo. Henry Kahlert, accompanied by
Mrs. Katherine Ashdown; ventrilo-
quist number, Mr.. Green; piano solo.
Mrs. Ashdown; vocal selection, Past
Great Sachem w. c. White, accom-
panied by Jacque Heidenheimer;
piano solo, Past Great Sachem Jacque
Heidenheimer. Past Great Sachem
James J. McCracken made an address.
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FRATERNITIES

candidates. Meetings for July and
August have been suspended.
Fidelity Chapter celebrated its thir.
teenth birthday June %. Grand Ma
iron Lena NJ. Stevenson, Grand Pa
iron j. Ernest Dulin, Past Grand
Matrons Jessie w. CowleS and Flora
E. Campbell. Associate Grand Patron
Dow and Grand Lecturer Mary E.
Teachum We're present. The mem
bers will have picnic July 9 at South
River at the Summer home of Past
Grand Matron Cowles. Members de.
string to go will notify the matron
before July s.
Electa Chapter celebrated it's thirty
thivd anniversary last Tuesday eve
ming. Mrs, Lena Stephenson. grand
matron; j. Ernest Dulin. grand pa.
tron; Mrs. Pearl Watt Gibbs, grand
conductress; Mrs. Katherine S. Mer.
rit. associated grand conductress; Mrs.
Alcena Lamond. right worthy grand
treasurer; Mrs. Mary T. O'Brien, past
grand matron; Charles f. Roberts,
past grand patron, and a delegation
from Martha Washington Chapter, AL.
exandria, Va, were present. Miss
Margaret Mills, associate conductress,
presented a program, as follows: Miss
Elizabeth Jordon in songs. with James
Madison, violin, and Carl Willard,
pianist: readings, Mrs. Evelyn Hursh:
Miss Marian Frisbie and Mr. Shaffer
in character dances; the Mohawk Trio,
with Miss Bernice Dorsey, accompa-
mist, in a number of songs; a playlet,
The Weak Spot" Miss Alice Kelly
and the Wilson Players. The birth
day cake was cut and distributed by
Mrs. Elsie Fisher, Kathrine Moore,
Mrs. Ruth Simpson and Alice Kelly.
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DAUGHTERS OF AMERICA.

Friendship Council met June "a at
the Pythian Temple with the coun.
cilor, Mrs. Cora L. Mandy, in the
chair. State Councillor Mrs. Julia De-
lano made an official visit and was re-
ceived by the councillor. Addresses
were given by members from subordi.
nate councils The installation cere-
monies of officers recently elected will
be conducted July 8, and it Is expected
that State Deputy Mrs. Mildred Rock
will officiate as the installing officer
Golden Rule Council held an initi-
alton for Barbara Frietchie Council
Of Mount Rainier, Md, June "a. The
floor work was conducted by the
mixed drill team under command of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03

The twenty-seventh anniversary or
the council will be celebrated. State
Secretary John Prender made an nd
dress. National Representative Self
fert OF Independent Council gave a re-
port on the session Of the National
Council held at Rye Beach, N. Fl.
Anacostia Council met Monday eve
ming in the Masonic Temple, Anacos-
tia, D. c., with Councillor Frank
Kicker presiding. The following Of
ficers were elected: Councillor, Roy T.
Bowman; vice councillor, n. Z. White;
conductor. Z. H. Wax; warden, r. H.
Norton: inside sentinel. E.. G. Leapley;
outside sentinel, J. w. Smithson;
chaplain. l.. B. Franck; trustee, +. c.
Prather. National representative J. a.
Smithson made partial report on the
session of the National Council. Past
State Councillor Rabbit also spoke.
B. P. O. ELKS.
At special meeting of the orphans
| outing committee Friday night. it was
announced by the chairman, Joseph
Freeman, that all is in readiness to en-
terrain the orphans at Glen Echo Park
next Wednesday. The children and
their attendants will spend the entire
day at this popular resort, indulging
in all the attractions at the park. The
twelve hundred children will leave
Eleventh and f streets in cars and In
additional buses led by the boys large
band of 100 pieces. the committee in
charge and one hundred and fifty
members of the lodge. Each car will
have one or two clowns and the
Elks' Clown Band will trail the cara.
van under direction of the chairman
on entertainment, John c. Sprosser.
In direct charge of transportation Will
be Fred j. Mersheimer, James A. Hag-
erty and James II. Stephens.
The children will be given a picnic
dinner. They will also receive toys.
During the afternoon the band will
give concert and the children will be
entertained by vaudeville program.
The following institutions will be in
charge of members of the lodge: Jew.
ish Foster Home, George d. Kehoe:
st. Roses Asylum, Charles j. Mont.
gomery; Baptist Home, A. B. Evans;
Washington City Asylum, G. E. Beck
man; st. Joseph's Asylum, Patrick j.
Foley; Gospel Mission, George E.
King; Central Union Mission. Robert
T. Hay; st. Vincents Asylum, Julius
Wenig; German Orphan Asylum, Gus.
tave w. Brahler; st. Johns Episcopal
Home, Robert F. Crowley; Washington
Home for Children, Frank v. A.
Brown; Industrial Home School, A.
Fred Zimmerman; Bell Home, George
c. Humphrey. and the children from
the City of Alexandria, Va, the men,
bers led by the exalted ruler Of the
Elks' Lodge there.
The next regular session of the
lodge will be held July 6, at pm. Elk.
allied Ruler John E. Lynch announces
that many new applications are being
filed and a large class will be initiated
in the near future.
The delegate to the Grand Lodge
reunion, which will be held In Cincin.
natl, Ohio, Past Exalted Ruler James
z. Collifiower. will leave for that city
next Wednesday to represent Wash
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03
WOMAN'S BENEFIT ASSOCIA.
TON.

The Alpha Beta Chi Girls will dine
together at the Women's City Club
Tuesday evening at o'clock. 1t
will take the place of the regular
social evening for July. Following
the dinner the girls will go to the
National Theater. On August Miss
Evans and Miss Grace will leave for
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03

Councillor w. L. Giovanni called
Capital Council to order Monday eve
ming in the Northeast Masonic Tenn
pie for the last regular meeting Of the
quarter. The following were elected:
Councillor, N. H. Harrison; vice coun-
cilor. H. L. SINNERS; recording
secretary, w. S. Campbell ire.
elected); assisting recording secre-
tary, Thomas 3. Montgomery IRE.
elected); financial secretary, +. r. Pot
ter (re-electeO; treasurer, A. T. Mar
low (re-elected; conductor, John G.
Sampson; warden, James M. Simpson
(re-elected); inside sentinel, D. C..
Lane; outside sentinel. w. H. Welty
(re-electedD; trustees. James NJ. Simp.
son and Thomas H. Harris; chaplain.
r. II. Mitchell. Tomorrow being a
holiday there will not be a meeting
OF the council, but on July IL the
newly elected officers will be installed
by Deputy State Councillor William M.
Martin OF America jefferson Council.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-03

Naomi Chapter held its last meet.
Ing until September IA. This after.
noon the chapter members will be
present at Temple Heights at 4 o'clock
for religious service.
At the last meeting of Unity Chap
ter, the degrees were conferred. Mat
ron Mrs. Mary E. Steiner announced
that the meetings of the chapter are
called off during July and August,
the next meeting beng September 9.
Lebanon Chapters final meeting
until September was held last Tues
day evening. Seven candidates was
initiated. A program was presented
which consisted of orchestra selections
under the direction of Sol Minister,
with Mrs. Jordan Bentley at the
piano; character songs by little Miss
Virginia Edelblut, toe dancing by Miss
Emily Fisher and readings by Miss
Lillian Krause. ~1s='-s-e.s- 49,
Ruth Chapter has called of the
July and August and the first meet
ing In September. The next meet
ing will be September 10.
The temple committee of Bethany
Chapter, No. "a, o. E. S., will meet at
the residence of Mr.. B. H Howard,
61UO F'ourteenth street northwest, on
July 6, $3.50 pm. This committee will
also give luncheon and card party
at the same residence July IL at pm.
La Fayatte Lodge Chapter held
Its last meeting before the Summer
recess last Saturday evening. The
guests were Grand Matron Lena
Stephenson. Grand Patron J. Ernest
Dulin, Right Worthy Grand Score.
tary Minnie E. Keyes. Associate
Grand Matron Sallye c. Bogley, Past
Grand Matrons Nellie E. Fletcher
and Grace Kimmel, Past Grand Pa
iron Reuben Bogley and Grand Lee
turer Mary E. Teachum. A program
arranged by Past Matron Fife T..
Broadnax included: Piano duets.
Mrs. Helen B. Eckman and Mrs.
Charlotte Dashoff; readings, Mrs.
Esther n. Bair; character dances,
little Misses Margaret Blantz, Hope
Griffith and Miss Flanagan. accom-
panied by Miss Josephine Burgeson
on the piano; vocal solos, Mrs. Mar
garet Joyce. accompanied by Mrs.
Helen Eckman, and a play, Mrs.
j Loretta Rabenhorst, C. H. Bair and
Miss Olive Dell Noy.
Hope Chapter will attend services at
I Temple Heights this afternoon. At
the last meeting of the chapter the
degrees were conferred on class of