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New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

You can get an answ = to any
question Of fact or information by
writing to the Question Editor,
New Britain Herald. Washington
Bureau. 1922 New York avenue.
Washington, D. c.. enclosing two
cents in stamps for reply. Medical.
legal and marital advice cannot be
given. nor can extended research
be undertaken. All other questions
will receive = personal reply. In
signed requests cannot be answered.
All letters are confidential.-EJitor
Q. What is Capitalism?
A. 1t is a theory of economics
that declares that it is for the best
interests of the community that the
massed accumulations of privately
owned capital should be the basis
for all production. Capital repre-
sents all forms of wealth whether
land, timber and mineral resources,
water power as well as all forms of
machinery, merchandise and certain
indef1nable things such as good will
and money and credits. Capitalism
contrasts with Socialism which de-
clares that the land and natural re-
sources as we'll as the tools OF pro-
duction which constitute capital
should belong to the public, and that
the profits of industry should be dis
tributed exclusively to the producers
instead of being distributed between
the producers and the private own
ers of capital.
Q.-What makes the stars twinkle?
A. The apparent twinkling of
stars is due to the interference of
light rays reaching us from them
which, in passing through the earth's
atmosphere. encounter and are inter-
fered with by particles OF floating
dust and other substances in the
earth's atmosphere.
Q. Why does one get out OF
breath when he runs?
A. Because the amount of energy
required for this eXertion puts an
extra strain on the heart which
must pump additional blood: this in
turn requires that the lungs supply
additional amounts Of oxygen, there
by making 1t necessary to take more
air into the lungs and when the ca
pacity for doing this work approach
es its maximum, one gets the feel
ing of being out of breath: one can
not supply air fast enough to meet
the requirements of oxygen which
the blood needs to supply the
muscles which are furnishing the
energy for running.
@. Is William Farnum still play
ing on the screen? What was his
last picture?
A. He has retired from the
screen. His last picture was 1.-THE
Man Who Fights Alone" He has
been playing on the stage in various
cities in THE Buccaneer."
Q. Who is the Oldest movie star?
A. Probably Ruby Lafayette,
aged 81.
@. Who was Schuyler Colfax?
A. Speaker Of the United States
House of Representatives from
1S63-1S67.
@. What is the meaning Of the
phrase "Semper Fidelis ct Audax'?
A. Always faithful and bold.
@. Is there any way in which
grease and oil stains may be re-
moved from leather?
A. Dab the spot carefully with
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
Foreigners SLOW
TO HAIL BOY king
Prince Carol Still Strong; Has
Army Support

Budapest. Hungary. Aug. s. ~
Opposition parties in Rumania, while
ostensibly manifesting loyalty to the
new sovereign and the regency, say
dispatches from Bucharest, actually
would welcome any change IN the
dynasty that would overthrow the
regime of Premier Bratiano.
Former Crown Prince Carol IL de-
clared to be still popular with GER
tain sections of the army, although
perhaps somewhat less 10 than six
months ago, and many Rumanians
are represented as believing that his
return either secretly or legally is
not excluded as a possibility.
1t Is even stated that realizing
this NJ. Bratiano has ordered q.
double guard to keep utmost vigil
ance at all border points where
Carol might attempt to enter the
country.
The Bucharest dispatches say that
efforts are being made by the Ru-
manian government to induce early
recognition of the boy king Michael
and his regency by the foreign gov
ernments. Thus far, 1t is added, not
a single foreign representative has
presented his credentials to the new
regime. the comment being made
that all the foreign countries zap.
parently want first to satisfy them.
selves that the boy sovereign and
his supporting regents have come to
stay; that Carol will not make. an
attempt to upset the throne.
A few days after King Ferdinand's
funeral, the Rumanian foreign Of
fee sent out feelers to members OF
the diplomatic corps In Bucharest
to determine whether their govern.
ments were ready to have them pre-.
sent fresh letters OF credence to tbs
new king. Most OF the ministers
found solution to the awkward
situation by absenting themselves on
vacation" from Bucharest, and
sending brief note to the Ruman.
ian foreign office explaining II
might be better to take up the ques-
ton of presenting their credentials
upon their return to Bucharest IN
the autumn. ,y..
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New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
THREE-LEGGTD ELK PET

Ely. Mimi, Aug. 5--An elk that
recovered from major operation is
Tripod" pet at BURNSIDE lake
near here. a physician guest found
the elk with a broken leg, ampu-
tated The injured member and chris
tened the animal Tripod"
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
All Ready!

III INNfsUJS
A reporter visited an old herr it,
who lived alone in a miserable
shack in the outskirts of the town.
There was no furniture, he found.
except chair, rude bed, and a
stove. The place was clean, hov, :
ever. and the reporter could not
help plying the poor old man.
1T isn't true. Is 1t, that you are
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
THE CONFERENCE THAT WAS

THE CONFERENCE THAT WAS
Almost unlimited possibilities
we're opened when President Cool
idge sponsored the naval arma-
ments conference which has just
come a rather ignominous end in
Geneva. it might have been possible
TO reduce cruiser and auxiliary YES
sells In the leading navies to a mere
handful OF police boats, reducing
naval expenditures proportionately
and eliminating naval rivalry to In
nocuous desuetude.
lusioning experiences at almost all
the conferences" in which it has
taken part. 1t is common statement
that the United States won the war
but lost the peace conference, and
though this is an exaggeration it fit
the American public toward the in
ternational round table discussions
which have become such common
occurrences since the war.
Now we have virtually failed in
one that was specially conducted by
the American government. Failure
stalked the thing from the first.
France and Italy, courteously invit-
ed. equally as courteously declined.
Britain and Japan accepted. 1t look
ed momentarily as il something
worthwhile would happen.
At the Washington arms limita-
ton conference We had agreed to
limit our battleship fleet, at the
same time abandoning prospective
supremacy on the high seas The
other nations, however, did not give
UP the ships in which they were
superior. They had the cruisers and
still have most of them.
The last conference In Geneva
was to reduce cruisers. mainly. Eng
land trotted out her plan to increase
cruisers, although admitting parity
II we cared to run wild on the seas
14~ h-
cruisers having less cruising radius.
Having 4 plenitude of coaling sta
tons scattered throughout the globe
and many steamships that could be
converted into small cruisers, this
would give her an advantage. Uncle
Sam needs larger cruisers If they are
to be Of any value to him. And
there we're a host OF other points
.borught up. including the size OF
guns The smaller the guns allowed
on cruisers, the more effective the
British cruiser-converted shipping
would become in the case OF emer-
zencies, Lacking worldwide coaling
stations. Uncle Sam needs larger
cruisers with large cruising radius:
and larger guns In proportion to
keep them superior to converted
cruisers. etc.
On these points there was no
agreement because the men at the
conference were adamant. Only the
Japanese were willing to make con-
cessions and these did there best to
bring about a tangible result; Japan
has no money to spend on warships
these days.
Now 1t Is possible to reach an
agreement by direct negotiation.
That was possible in the first place,
although the futile conference will
stimulate as nothing else could have
done the advantage of direct dick
ering.
In sense there has been a lot of
fuss over nothing. No one anticipates
A war between Great Britain and the
United States: all observers agree
such suicidal strife is unthinkable.
The English speaking nations have
much more to gain for themselves
and to contribute to the world by
working together rather than apart.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

~ Q:1F|E<
MNoWF nHnJk
Send al communication TO Fun
Shop Editor, caro- Of the New
Britain Herald, and your letter
will be forwarded to New York.

Can You Blame En-. Folks?
The hawks and the eagles, the crows
and the sea gulls.
Have reason for grievance, we'll say,
Now that aeroplanes roar through
the skies that before
Were safe places for offsprings to
play.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Americanism: Howling because
eggs cost 20 cents a dozen: paying
2 dollars for dimes worth of cir
without a murmur.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

God intended for Man to do twice
as much listening as talking. That's
why he gave us two ears and one
tongue.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Most men do their best work after
so and we don't mean drinks.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

When folks marry just for fun
the laugh is on them, as a rule.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

How about a new motto for the
L. S. A.? United We Stand For 1t.
Divided We Fall For 1t.
This nation is rich and prosper
Gus. All we need now to make us
perfectly happy is perfect happiness.
There aren't many sufficient rea-
sons for divorce, but surely eating
crackers in bed is one of them.
Getting away with murder is no
great achievement these days, but
the fellow who gets away with park
ing wrong has to be smart.
Bryant called them 1.-THE melan-
choly days" but that was before
the human race went football crazy
Married women and spinsters
sometimes envy each other, but
only the married women will ad-
init it.
College graduates frequently dis
cover that you can't keep the wolf
from the door by quoting Greek to
him.
Correct this sentence: "I'd like
to spend my vacation at fashion
able hotel where I can wear my
tuxedo and show off my new
clothes, but my wife wants to go
camping"
Copyright. 1927. Publishers
Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

A real man, after he climbs to
success, does not forget those who
held the ladder for him.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

One sure place to dodge a traffic
jam is on the straight and narrow
way.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Blessed is the man that can get
money without letting money get
him.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Happy thought! The way to keep
d wife from nagging about clothes
is to buy her some.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

hypothetical. illusionary and imagin-
alive deduction, a high grade sax
manipulation is something OF an
artist. Ask one, confidentially.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

The favorite song of the bootleg
gers: "All Policemen Have Big
Fees"
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

The Herald 10 on sale daily in NeS
York at HotalinIs. Newsstand. Times
square; Schults's Newsstand. Entrance
Grand Central. A2nd Street
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Nsnhss Audit Barsau Of Circulation
The l. q. G. 10 . national Organization
which furnishes newspapers and advsr.
.lseso with Z strictly honest analysis OF
circulation. Our circulation Statistics are
based upon this audit This 'nsures pro-
lection against fraud In Newspaper dis
trbution figures to both national and
local advartissr2
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

worth = couple Of hundred thousand
dollars:" was the first question he
asked.
YES" the hermit nodded, II
am"
But why" gasped the newspaper
man. in amazement. do you live
like this?"
MY son." said the old man,
simply, will start to college this
fall"
Olive B. Dibble
Beer must be coming back.
The papers have just been full Of
stories about hops the past few
months!
Copyright. 1927, Reproduction
Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
lie Vie Americana;

Balance That Sheet!
Coy and stubborn furnaces
Colds and Spanish flu,
Frozen. bursted water pipes.
Snow to shovel, too.
Frigid room for getting up;
Falls on icy stairs:
Frozen, steaming motor cars.
Frigid northern airs.
All the stern discomforts that
Are winters common wont,
NOW's the time to think of them
Well bet two bits you DON'T!
Kenneth B. HerZog.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

(Supervised by Paul S. Powers)
Locals
Mr.. Nasal Zinkey, formerly cash
erman in de Brownville Cash and
Garry Bank. and more recently con-
nected with de rock massaging de-
partment in de State Jail Buildings,
was q guest OBJ Mr.. and Mrs. Abe
Phooey last week, finally clipping
with socks and drawers belonging
to Mr.. Phooey.
Caesar Whack made several short
pleasure trips to de home OBJ de
Thyroid Pickles last week while Mr..
Pickle was away on long business
trip.
Mr.. Weary Ooze won de first
prize in de watermelon eating con-
test sponsored by de Knights and
Ladies OBJ de Ecru Robe Tuesda,
eve, consuming eighty four and
two thirds melons, but was disquali-
fled on account Of not having eat
en- de rinds.
De chicken supper to have beer
held at de Washington Nibbys was
called off due to de fact dat de
chicken squawked too loudly while
being procured.
Sports
De Darktcwn Baseball Team lost
another unfortunate encounter with
de Brownville All-Stars- But-d
Shortstop GARCIA. De umpire Is able
to see friends. if any. and says he
will soon be up and about. He may
be up, but he'll never be about dc
baseball field again.
Advertisements
Wanted. Good second or thirC
hand car. Could pay four buck:
down but would rather make small
first payment. Ajax Wham.
Lost! will be very glad to claim
any pocketbooks lost in Darktow1
if de finders can describe them Il
me. Weary Ocze.
Personal; Will stout lady il
greenish dress with red polka dot!
who smiled at handsome coloret
gentleman in lobby OBJ Darktowr
Movie Palace kindly not smile a
him again as she reminds Of hi
wife? Dudley Diddle.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
Awful Threat.

Awful Threat.
Little Caesar: MO ham,"
His Mother: Don yo' want some
mo- bread an gravy?"
Little Caesar: MO ham! Mo-
ham,"
His Mother: 'Iissen here, cullod
chile, i'm yo' don watch out yo'
gwine to turn into one oh dem Mo-
hammedans!"
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
3BLCPHONp CALLS
Business Once 80. Us
Editorial Rooms 49,. S3S

The enly profitable advertising medium
n the City. Circulation books and press
room alwaye open to adysrtissrG
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

The best talk is silence and the
best writing is done with an eraser.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

L. S. A.? United We Stand For 1t.
Divided We Fall For It.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Faux Pas
A man who believed in helpfulnes.
Was old Carlisle McAdam,
He tapped a dame on the shoulder
once
And said, Excuse me, madam,
Your petticoat shows a little bit"
The. lady blushed like the dawn.
You're certainly mistaken, sir,
l haven't got one on"
R. +. Culnan.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
EactsandEdncies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

II you're not up and doing, you're
down and being done.
New Britain herald., 1927-08-05
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Items From the DarktoWn News
Edited by Florian and Onyx
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New Britain herald., 1927-08-05

Bryant called them 1.-The melan-
choly days" but that was before
the human race went football crazy.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
Cooperative Markets
Will Be Considered
At F arm Bureau Nee

PHOENIX, Feb. Fl DIFFERENTIATION
and cooperative marketing will be the
keynote of the fifth annual western
regional farm bureau conference which
opens tomorrow in Phoenix with rep
resentatives from II states in attend
ance.
Besides state delega tions, representa-
tives of the national federation and
regional member, are arriving for the
conference, the largest yet held. Dele
gates from California and northwest
ern states will arrive early tomorrow
morning from Yuma via special train
This contingent of the conference spent
today inspecting the Yuma valley and
held preliminary meeting to the con-
ference proper.
Sam D. Thompson, of Chicago. presi-
dent of the American Farm Bureau
federation and recognized influence
in the fight to obtain congressional
action on the McNary- Haugen farm
bill, is the principal speaker on the
opening days program.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
The Green Hat
Will F eature at
the Grand Theatre

When Michael Arlen's celebrated
novel, "The Green Hat" was published
it was predicted by those who know
the value of good story for the
stage that it would prove to be the
best American drama that had been
offered to theatergoers in many years.
That their predictions were correct was
proven by the long run of the play
at the Selwyn theater in Chicago, and
for over year at the Broadhurst
theater in New York, and it is doubt
full if ever more loveable character
has been given to the stage than the
one of Iris Fenwick, the self-sacrific-
ing heroine of Mr.. Arlens creation.
The management in sending this
great play on tour has selected two
brilliant stars to portray the roles that
are so important to the success of
"The Green Hat" Miss Charlotte
Walker will have the role of Iris Fen
wick. and discreet theatergoers can
understand how vivid Miss Walker will
make the character SO carefully drawn
by Mr.. Arlen.
Important also is the name of Nor
man Hackett, who will be seen as
Napier Harpenden. 1t is not often that
theatergoers are afforded the oppor-
tunity of seeing the biggest dramatic
sensation of the year presented by
two of the most scintillating metro
politan stars and, undoubtedly they
will appreciate the value of an Offer
| ing of this calibre and take advantage
| of this announcement and send in their
| mail orders at once to secure the best
seata. THE seats will ago on saae
| Wednesday, February 90, at the Owl
Drug store. Mail orders now.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
Oregon Reports
Flood Condition
Growing Better

PORTLAND, Ore, Feb. 21 P-
Flood conditions in southern Oregon
and northern California abated
slightly today under more favorable
weather conditions. Emergency
crews worked feverishly but were
unable to reopen either the rail or
road communication between the two
states.
Miles of the Pacific highway were
under water, and bridges out on this
artery and the Redwood highway.
combined with slides and washouts
indicated that it would be several
days before traffic could be revived
Medford was hit by flood from
Bear creek ordinarily tiny stream
flowing across the business district.
Tt flooded several blocks and chased
residents from their homes in the
lower part of the city. South Med
ford was flooded, the waters of
Griffin crack rising over the South
ern Pacific main line and blocking
rail traffic.
The Rogue, App1egate and Illinois
rivers tore out bridge and flooded
lowlands, carried away small cabins,
service stations and summer cot
tages. Mail. telegraph and telephone
communications were crippled, but
not entirely paralyzed. Eugene, Oak
Ridge, Roseburg, Grants Pass, Med
ford and Ashland were virtually
isolated except for wire communica-
ton.
Flood conditions were still too
had to permit an estimate of losses.
There was no loss of life reported.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
NOTICE OF HEARING PETITION
FOR PROBATE OF WILL

In the Superior Court of the State Of
Arizona, in and for the County Of
Cochise.
In the matter of the estate Of Robert
Reay, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that w. j.
Reay has filed in this court a document
purporting to be the last Will and Tes-
lament of Robert Reay deceased, to-
gether with petition praying that the
same be admitted to probate and that
Letters Testamentary thereon be issued
to him, the said W. ]. Reay, and that
Wednesday, the 23rd day of February,
1927, at the hour of 1000 o'clock A. M,
at the court room of said Court, in
the City of Tombstone, Cochise County,
has been appointed as the date of
hearing said petition and all persons
interested are hereby notified to then
and there appear and show cause, If
any they may have, why said document
should not be admitted to probate and
such letters issue thereon, as aforesaid.
Dated this 9th day of February, 1927.
j. E. JAMES, Clerk.
First publication February II, 1927.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
Dispatch Telephones-S1 and 81
The Dispatch
LEGAL NOTICES
NOVICE or SALE IN PULK


Notice is hereby given to the public
and to the creditors of August Patter-
son, doing light lunch business at
what is known as 1880 G avenue, Doug-
las. Cochise County, State of Arizona,
that on the 9th day of February, 1927,
August Patterson, the undersigned, Will
sell, assign and deliver for valuable
consideration the building, lunch room
fixtures, and. the lease for the premises
from the Pickwick Stages of Arizona,
to Archie N. McAllister That the said
August Patterson, will assume all
debts from the 18th day of February
1927. and prior incurred by said busi-
ness. and that the said Archie N. NC
Allister. will assume all future debts
incurred by said business after Feb
ruary 18th, 1927, and will be solely
liable therefor.
Dated at Douglas, Cochise County.
state of Arizona, this, the 10th day OF
February, 1927
AUGUST PATTERSON.
State of Arizona,
County of Cochise. SIS.
This instrument was acknowledged
before me this, the 10th day OF FEB
ruary, 1927, by August Patterson the
party therein named.
CARLTON M. BEALS,
Notary Public.
(SEAL)
NV commission expires February Sth'
1880.
FIRST publication February IT. 1927.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
Gales Appoints New
Secretary of Treasury

TUCSON, Feb 21 R-Luis Monies
De Oca, former consul general of
Mexico at Ell Paso, has been appointed
secretary of the treasury by President
Gales, according to telegram just
received today by Juan Evaris to
Anchondo, Mexican consul at Tucson
Senior Monies De Oca succeeds AL
berto j. PAM, who has been named
minister to France
President Gales has appointed Julio
Fryssnier Lorin, former auditor gem
eral to be comptroller general of the
nation, the telegram to Senor AM
chondo stated
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, q. $. Lana
office at Phoenix, Arizona, February
12, 1927.
Notice is hereby given that Ross
Bull, of Apache, Arizona, who, on May
81, 1928, made enlarged homestead
entry, NO 054425, for the ShNEA,
Ms SEA, Section Z, 1kNWA, N7sSWA,
Section 8, and additional stock raising
homestead entry, O54905, for Lot /,
HkWK, SASEA, Section Z, SWASWA,
Section 8, all in Township 10 s., Range
SO E., G. and S. r. Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make Three Year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before H. c. Beumler,
U. S. Commissioner, at Douglas, Ari-
zona, on the 22d day of March, 1927.
Claimant names as witnesses: A. G.
Bull, J. M. Philips and Dexter Bull. of
Rodeo, New Mexico; Clifford Darnell,
of Apache, Arizona.
STEPHEN d. POOL,
Acting Register.
First publication February 16, 1921
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, u S.
Land office at Phoenix, Arizona, Janu-
ary 2S, 1927.
Notice is hereby given that Levi p.
West of McNeal, Arizona, who, on Sep
tember s, 1922, made enlarged home
stead entry No. O47662, for the NE.
Section "a, Township 21 s., Range 25
E., G. & S. r. Meridian, has filed mo-
tiee of intention to make Three Year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before H. C. Beumler,
u. S. Commissioner, at Douglas, Ari-
zona, on the 18th day of March, 1927.
Claimant names as witnesses: Wal
ter Neel, Walter Fulcher, Thomas Lea
son, Lotta Neel all of McNeal, Ari-
Zona.
HENRY A. MORGAN. Register.
First publication Feb s, 1927
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-02-22
FEMALE HELP WANTED
MALE HELP WANTED

Good opening for either part time
man or full time man, selling NOGAR
CLOTHES. Write or call District Of
flee, 5O4 Tombstone Canyon, Bisbee.
Resident of Douglas wanted