The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-09-28


be printable.
If some of the kids in school studied the text
books as hard as their parents study the mail
order catalogues they would get along heap
faster.
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Two Wyoming farm girls who talked with
President Coolidge say that he is very sensible
man. We are so glad to get this first hand in
formation on this mooted question.
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Missouri is seriously considering erecting a
monument to Jesse James. What fools we Am
orleans are in our hero worship-also what dis
gustingly bad taste we show at times.
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George AIDE, who thinks he is awfuly smart
(and ISD says that the reason he hasn't mar
George gets paid good money for smarting out
like that
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Betty Nuthall, the sixteen year old English
tennis player, reported to brothers across the
water, upon her return there from her contest
with Helen Wills, that Americans were every
nice, very free and very easy but that they had
grown up too soon." Coming from the mature
mind of sixteen year older this is something
to worry about.
This is the week when the residents of Red
wood Falls and Redwood County make or mar
the Redwood County Fair. It's up to you folks
now-the fellows on the Board of Directors have
been working their heads off and have done
about all they If you can't do anything
constructive you at least keep from knock
ing-and pay your admission fee without
whimper.
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We don't imagine the state fair board will
have any kick against Babcock and his Mime
sofa road plan. This year the attendants at
the fair exceeded last year by many thousands.
The great number of people that take in the
state fair each year come from all over the state
and many others. Now days it only takes a
short time to get to the Twin Cities from nearly
every town in the state. What would the fair
board have done this year if we had Minnesota
roads of ten years ago?
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Charley Cheney is having quite time try
ing to quell the vociferous newspaper boys who
insist that he is hater of Hoover. Charley is
much too gentle to be hater of anybody-and
he has too much good sense to hate a man of
Mr.. Hoovers ability and calibre. But the press
still insists that he said he was off of Hoover
for life and Charlie is fairly looping the loop,
turning hand springs and doing nose dives to
catch said rumor with his "Its no such thing"
We wish him success but we know quite too we'll
that he won't get anywhere.
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Since Adam blamed Eve man has
been blaming everything onto the wo-
man. Over in LeSueur county the 9TH
er day game warden discovered 70 fish
In the possession of party that con-
sisted of man and two women. The
claimed he caught but thirteen and
the women caught the illegal amount.
He escaped with fine but the women
had to pay go. Human nature never
changes.-Farmington Tribune.
That is the first time in the history of the
world that man ever admitted that woman
could catch more fish than he could.
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A hundred or so club women all over Min
nesota have drafted Bess M. Wilson to oppose
Mrs Willard Bayliss of Chisholm for the presi-
dency of the State Federation of Women's Clubs.
Mrs. Wilson was elected to that honor few
years ago. but at that time she was too busy to
accept. Now that she has disposed of the Red
wood Gazette Mrs. Wilson has the time to devote
to the office. We don't know thing about Fed
Grafton politics, but we do know Bess Wilson
pretty well and if. there is another in
Minnesota, excepting perhaps, Mrs. Winter, one
of her principal backers), who is better qualified
to be president, we don't know her name. The
press of the state holds Bess Wilson in high re-
gard. She has brains and ability. We hope she
walks away with the presidency if she really
wants it.-Springfield Advance-Press.
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Dorothy Dix, the advice-to-women specialist,
recently wrote the following advice to house.
keepers:
'You are exactly right not to sac
rifice yourself to your house. When it
come to a choice between scrubbing the
wall behind the kitchen stove and read
ing q good book, read the book. Your
husband won't know whether there is a
pinch of dust under the icebox, but he
will know whether you are an interesting
| companion or have nothing to talk about
| except how hard you have worked all