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Hyder weekly herald., 1927-02-28

Mrs. J. A. Hall returned last week from a stay of several months in the south.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-02-28

Mrs. Dr. Carson of Premier, left last week to join Dr. Car son in Vancouver.
Hyder weekly herald., 1927-02-28

Territorial constabulary, which would have full charge of all law enforcement in Alaska, and under one single control.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
TEMPLE HEIGHTS
RITES TOMORROW
0pen-Air Exercises viii Be
Directed by Rev. John
c. Palmer.

The open-air services at Temple
Heights tomorrow afternoon at 4
o'clock. under the direction OF Grand
Chaplain, Rev. John G. Palmer, Will
be addressed by the Rev. Hugh L.
Stevenson, pastor of Bethany Baptist
Church.
This will be Cryptic Rite day. and
the special guests will he the Grand
Council of Royal and Select Masters,
of which Edward Purkholder Is the
grand master, and their families;
the officers and members of the con-
stituent councils, Washington No. i,
j. Ernest Dulin, master; Adoniram,
No. 2. Willis b. Robinson. master; 90.
lumbia, No. 3, Claude r. Breneman,
master; Zabud No. 4, Joseph w. Lain
hart, master; Mount Pleasant No. 5,
Vernon G. Owen, master; BrightWood
No. 6, John Parsons, master, and
their families, and the officers and
members of the following lodges Of
Blue Lodge Masonry: Dawson No.
Is. Peyton B. Fletcher, master; STAINS
bury No. "a, Edward l.. McAleer,
master: Columbia No. 8, Henry B.
Kaufman, master. and their families.
Also, the following chapters Of the
Order of the Eastern Star, the Off.
GERS and members and their families:
Bethlehem, No. Z, Mrs. Mabel X.
Bradburn, matron, Thomas +. Brust,
patron: Friendship No. II Mrs.
Frances r. Donald, matron, Andrew
p. Federlne. patron; Takoma No. -,
Mrs. Mary NJ. Kindt, matron, George
g. Shinn, patron. All members of
these fraternities and their. families,
as well as the public, will be welcome.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
CENTRAL MISSION
! FUNDS TOBE ASKED
PulpitS Offered to Speakers
! on 44th Anniversary of
Founding.

At fhe request Of its ministerial
council, composed Of the pastors Of
21 churches Of Washington. the
board of directors Of the Central
Upion Mission. commonly known as
THE Mission Of the Churches had
designatea tomorrow as Central
Union Mission sunday" on which
day churches will he asked to Co
operate in securing funds for ex~
penses Of the mission.
The occasion will coincide with the
forty fourth anniversary Of the mis-
sion's founding and win bring 10 the
city large numbers Of mission
superintendent from other cities
who will he available as speakers in
Washington pulpits.
Churches represented In the min
isterial council already are taking
the lead in offering their pulpits for
tomorrow and appeal is being made
for similar action in other churches
The pastors constituting the min
isteria1 council that recommended
establishment OF am annual Central
Union Mission Sunday represent the
following churches: metropolitan
Baptist, National Memorial Baptist,
Second Baptist. Fifth Baptist First
Congregational. Columbia Heights
Christian, Park View Christian,
Vermont Avenue Christian. ST.
Paurs Lutheran, Church OF the
Incarnation, Mount Vernon NJ. r.
South, Epworth NJ. +. South, Rhode
Island Avenue Methodist Protestant.
Church If the Pilgrims, Eastern
PRESBYTERIAN Garden Memorial.
Wallace Memorial. Western Presby-
terrain, Metropolitan PRESBYTERIAN,
Memorial United Brethren and FIRST
Reformed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
1900 CHILDREN ATTEND
CHURCH INSTITUTIONS
Vacation Schools Popular, Says Re
port Of Rev. E. O. Clark,
Director.

According TO a report by Rev. E. o.
Clark, director for the Washington
Federation of Churches, 1900 children
have been attending the p church
vacation schools which have been
held this month in all parts Of the
city and suburban territory. Four
of these schools We're newly organized
this year.
The schools have ranged in size
from the larger schools, such as the
Calvary Baptist Church School. which
has enrolled more than $50 children,
TO schools in smaller churches, such
AZ the Potomac Heights Community
School, which has an enrolment Of So.
The churches represented in these
schools by denominations are as fol-
lows: Baptist, S; Evangelical, /; Meth
odist Episcopal, Z; Methodist Episco-
pal South. 3; Presbyterian, II; Pres
byterian South, g Many Of the va
cation schools had their closing eX-
ercises this week; other schools will
close the latter part Of next week.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
SCOUTS AND FRIENDLY
SOCIETY HOLD PICNIC
Supper Enjoyed at Joint Meeting
on Lawn Of st. Johns
Church.

The Girl Scouts and Girls Friendly
Society of Bethesda held q joint meet
ing Monday evening. A picnic sup.
per was served on the lawn Of ST.
Johns Church, Bethesda. Applica-
tons for membership in the Girl
Scout camp were distributed. Camp
A-o-ki-ya will be pitched at South
Haven on August /, and will be in
charge Of Rev. and Mrs. Clarence
Parker and DR.. and Mrs. George
Pariseau.
st. Johns Guild will meet Wednes-
day at st. Johns Hall Mrs. Clarence
Parker will preside. The reading and
discussion of THE Church Awake"
by W. c. Sturgis, will be continued.
Miss Agnes Lewis will be the lea der
at the Sunday evening service of the
Young Peoples Service League at z
o'clock in the church.
William c. Beck OF Garrett Park
will be the speaker tomorrow at the
IL o'clock service.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.
Christian Science
SUBJECT:
"TRUTTI"

sunday, II AM. and SPIN
SUNDAY School A, M. except Fourth
-, ChHrc4f $3.50 4 M,,,,,c ,,rr,r,xos
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
LUTHER LEAGUE

The following officers of the Luther
League Of the District OF Columbia
will be installed at the October bust
ness meeting: Paul j.. Brindle, 81.
rauls, president Robert NolIand,
Atonement. first vice president; Her
man j. Yaggie, lions, second vice
president; Miss Virginia Wise, Incar-
nation, recording secretary; Miss
Edith Lawson. Luther Place, CORE
spending secretary, and G, Bertram
Gelston, Reformation, treasurer,
lions League is having an impor-
tant part in the preparations for a
carnival to be held by that church
during August.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
TWILIGHT SERVICE.
esprit Of st. Louis" VIII Be
Pastors Topic.

Tile Spirit Of st. Louis" will be the
sermon subject Of Rev. Ellis G. Prmm,
pastor OF the Second Baptist Church,
at q twilight service al the East Capt.
tol street branch, Seventeenth and
East Capitol streets. tomorrow at $50
and at o'clock at the church. Fourth
street and Virginia avenue, seauth-
east.
The subject of the morning sermon
will be Turning the Other Cheek"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
WILL LEAVE ON VACATION.
Rev. III. J. Smith to Preach Last
Sermon Before Trip.

The pastor OF the Petworth Baptist
Church, Rev. Henry J. Smith, will APP
pear in his pulpit for the last time TO-
morrow morning before vacation. lie
leaves with his family Tuesday morn
ing, motoring to Vermont. The serv-
ices of the Summer are provided for
by a group of preachers. The Bible
school and prayer meetings will be
held at the regular hours. Mr.. Smith s
subject tomorrow morning VIII be
"SerVice Supremacy"
In the evening the services are at
the Wallace Memorial Church, with
Mr.. Smith preaching on the theme,
"Life's Contradictions"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23

wall six feet thick. and has six spires
The highest Of them, 220 feet from the
ground, bears a statue OF the angel
Moroni.
The Tabernacle, which was built in
1870, has a rounded. turtleshell shaped
roof, unsupported by pillars or beams.
1t seats 10000 persons and has a gi-
gantic pipe organ with 5000 pipes.
The Assembly Hall. also of granite.
has an auditorium which seats about
$500.
Other buildings connected with the
history of the church are three resi-
dences Of Brigham Young. called the
Lion House, the Beehive Uhe beehaive
is the symbol of the industry of the
Mormons) and the Amelia Palace.
DOWNRIGHT 1927
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
DR.. Waldron to Speak.

Rev. DR.. Naldron, pastor OF Shiloh
pantist institutional Church, Ninth
and p streets, will preach at II
o'clock tomorrow another sermon in
The series upon THE Prophecy OF
Ezekiel" using as his subject God
Tntreating the Sinner 70 Turn Away
From His Wickedness." At pm
he VIII preach the last Of the half
hour sermons on popular subjects
using as the theme Of his discourse
"Can a Priest or a Minister Change
the Wine and Bread Of the Eucharist,
or Lords Supper, Into the Actual
Blood and Body Of the Lord Jesus
Christi"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
DR.. HARTSOCK TO FILL
FOUNDRY M. {. PULPIT
Pastor Has Taken Up Same Work
over Seventeen
Period.

Rev DIR. J. Lewis JIartsock, pastor
Of Trinity NJ. r. Church. Pough.
keepele, y. Y, will occupy the pulpit
of Foundry NJ. II. Church tomorrow
morning and evening and the succeed
ing Sundays during July and August
The is the eighth year DIR. Hart.
sock has served as Summer supply
pastor at this church lie will also
conduct the midWeek prayer services
During his STAY here he Is residing
near laurel, Md. His father was
Rev. DIR. S. NJ. IIartsock, for many
years a member OF the Baltimore
Conference.
Rev. DIR. Frederick Brown Harris
the pastor. Is on vacation in
England.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
Pastor Seeks Fuel Fund.

Rev. DIR. George o. Bullock. pastor
OF Third Baptist Church. has planned
to raise $500 tomorrow to purchase
fuel for the Old Folks Home. DR., Bull
locks topic at IL Am. is "The Chris
tian Soldier; at s p M, THE Christian
Religion Unchanged. Bible School
will meet at 6 pm, what Are
Causes and Cure for Unrest The
J. c. K. Society will discuss at 5
pm. Peter, q Fisherman Who Fol
lowed Jesus" Prayer meeting Tues.
day, 3 to 10 pm; Young People s
prayer meeting Thursday, s to pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
= WILL OBSERVE FEAST.
st. Margaret's Services to Honor
st. James Apostle.

Holy communion VIII he celebrated
tomorrow at 1870 am. al St. Mar
sarets Church. Connecticut avenue
ard bancroft place, Al II am. there
will be morning PRAYER with sermon,
Idols or Ideals?" by Rev. Robert
The Feast Of st. James, Apostle. win
h@ observed Monday by celebration
rF The holy eucharist at u am.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
TO SPEAK ON KINGDOM"
Pastor of Peoples Church An
nounces His Subject.

The pastor Of the Peoples Congrega-
tional Church, NJ street between Sixth
and Seventh, Rev. A. F. Zines, viii
have for his subject tomorrow morning
.'How the Kingdom Grows" The sub
1ect for the special Summer series az
4 m. on the lawn will be Present
dav Christ" j. $. Carol Of Howard
University Law School will speak.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
PLANS STORY SERMON.
Rev. Edward o. Clark to Preach or
"Think" Tomorrow.

AT the Chevy Chase Baptist Church
tomorrow at II o'clock the pastor,
Rev. Edward o. Clark, will preach. His
subject will be Think" A story.
sermon for boys and girls of the
junior congregation will also be given.
In the evening a union service will
be conducted on the lawn of the Pres.
byterian Church at O'Clock. Rev. Mr..
Clark will preach. These community
Sunday evening vesper services. con-
Quoted jointly by the five Protestant
churches of Chevy Chase, will con-
tinue until July 81, which will be the
concluding service.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
MISS HERON ELECTED.
Becomes Recording Secretary OF
Bible School Association.

Miss Anna Heron was elected re-
cording secretary Of the National Bible
School Association at a meeting Of the
board in the MayfioWer Hotel Thurs
day. MISC Heron has been director
OF the Summer Bible school In Wal
lace Memorial Presbyterian Church
for the past two years.
Several States will elect vice presi-
dents. The national president, Will
liam Chester Lankford Of Georgia,
aud Mrs. bradley Of this city will as
semble the committees, which will
meet at an early date.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
PASTOR TO PREACH.
Rev. Z. 8. wormley to Talk at
Zion BAPTIST.

The subject of the pastor, Rev.
Leon S. Wormley, at Zion Baptist
Church at the II o'clock service to-
morrow will be "Christs Call to the
Thirsty" At pm. there will be a
service under the auspices OF the
Ladies' Auxiliary. Mrs. Doshia DeWs
is the president
The subject for the evening service
is THE Church Cast Upon Her Own
Resources"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
SALVATION BY FAITH.
Rev. Mr.. Holloman Announces His
Topic for Tomorrow.

At Second Baptist Church. Third
street between IL and / streets, the
pastor, Rev. J. l.. s. Holloman. will
preach tomorrow at II am. on Saliva
ton Through Faith"
Charles Satechell Morris, jr., of
Richmond, Va, will speak at $50 pm.
and at pm. the pastor will have
for his subject Some Symptoms Of
Moral Deterioration" The Bible
School vii meet at $50 am. and the
B. Y. P. u. at 6 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
p MINISTER TO SPEAK.
DR.. Mon tgomery Prepares to Leave
on Annual Vacation.

Rev. DR.. James Shera Montgomery
viii conduct services at the Metropol-
ttan Methodist Church tomorrow, 1t
being the last before he leaves for his
vacation.
The subject Of the morning sermon
grill be 1.-THE Abiding Realities Of
life" and at the evening service he
will speak on the subject: Are All
Men Equal"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
TOPIC FOR SERMON.
DIR. w. A. Eisenberger to Speak at
Covenant Church.

"That Which Chastens Every
Thought and Beauties Every Ac.
ton" will be the sermon subject of
Rev. William A Eisenberger at the
Church of the Covenant, tomorrow at
IL o'clock.
Due to extensive repairs In the
church, this service will be held in
the chapel. entrance on y street.
Midweek hour Of worship, Thursday
at pm,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
Pageant Group Meet POSTPONED.

The meeting Of the Diocesan Pag-
cant and Drama Society of the
Episcopal Church, which was to have
been held at the residence OF Mrs.
Marie Moore Forrest, on Seminary
llill, in AleXa ndria, next Monday, has
been postponed until further notice.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23

Rev. Newton NJ Smmonds, pas.
tor of the Highland Baptist Church,
Fourteenth and jefferson streets, will
speak tomorrow morning on the
abundant Life" and in the evening
viii have as his subject, Living
Tales-From Father to Son."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
False Conclusions" Is Subject.

preaching False Conclusions" will
he the subject Of Rev. j. ]. Queally's
Commute sermon tomorrow at II
O'Clock at TRANSPORTATION Church.
The early Summer service will be at
130 am
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
DR.. Medford to Preach.

The pastor, DIR. II. II Medford, will
preach tomorrow morning at John
Wesley A. NJ, f. Zion Church, Four
teenth and C0rcoran streets, using as
his subject David and Goliah."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
Cost Of Conflict. /"

"'rhe Cost of Conflict" will be the
sermon topic of Rev. W. ). ShacllIette,
rector OF the Church OF the Advent,
Second and u streets. tomorrow morn
ing at | o'clock
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
RELIGION TEST is TOPIC.
Rev. Mr.. Ketchum Announces
Program Tomorrow.

"The Real Test Of Any Religion"
will be discussed by Rev. Irving w.
Ketchum at Peck Memorial Chapel to-
morrow night
The subject OF the Christian En-
deavor service preceding the regular
public worship will be, What Are the
Causes and Cure OF Tnrest?'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-07-23
history Of those members

TIME history OF those members
Of the Church of Latter Day
Saints - the Mormons - and
l. how they travelled across the
hot plains, the deserts, and the
mountains Of the Middle West TO set
up their own ecclesiastical Kingdom"
in well known to most of US. The
gold rush Of 1S49, during which they
made fortunes through Quitting pros
pectors, enabled them to erect one of
the most imposing houses Of worship
in the United States.
There are several buildings of the
Church of Latter Day Saints In what
is known as Temple Square-the Tenn
pie, Tabernacle, and Assembly Hall.
The great Mormon Temple, built be-
tween 1853 and 1898, has gray granite
Evening star., 1927-10-23

take Feitlebaum's hovercoat, Jake.
Ha-Wot? Breeng hout bat
ter de Mowriss chair too-come on
pipple.
Isidore-Ooh-Look Baba-there's
Babe Ruth add Tody Lazzerin add
Shawkey add Lew Gerbig add Bob
Buesel-add-
Mr.. Feitlebaum AHAm Roots
(SMACK) wit Lezzerrizz (SMACkj
witt Shukkizz tSMACK) witt Garrigs
witt Noodles (SMACK) you know dem
Shakespirzz (SMACK) witt Socratizizz
(SMACK) witt Colomboses (SMACK)
you not in de list on spicking toims
witt, ha? Goot for noting (SMACK)
Pincus Goldfarb)-WHOOY" VI VI
YIm Geeve a look--a ketchm Whooy-
DO l got treels! Hoops" Deed you
aver saw sotch a peck opp-YOW
DO ] got oxcitementm Oops-oxcuse
me, Mr.. Feitlebaum-I deedn't meant
should trow down you hat in de
yodd.
/ Mr. Feitiebaum-I should worry. I
got excident insurings.
Looy-Hullo Snoot-dis wayo Meet
de gang! Meet me old man-Hey.
Pop: Shake mitts witt Snoot--
| Mr.. Feitlebaum-FIm-fa from a
Looy-Sit down, guy-talk to de old
man-1'll be right back
| Snoot-Wanna buy a set o. furs
cheap? You know you don't hafta
say wear va got 'em.
| Mr.. Feitleba dees feet? At.
tan plizze de baseball
Snoot-Y'know dat "Mudder Ma.
Chree" is sad song-1t always gets
me. Need any Scotch?? So does ISL
yer Threads Among de Gold" .
Any time you wanna a smoker enter
tainment fer yA lodse-jus' iemme
Evening star., 1927-10-23

know-we cover 'em--cops an all
Yeah! Do va ever read Little Or
phan Annie''-Boy I wouldn't miss
DAT It's de characterize little
kid =. Kin va use a watch?? IT va
ever wanna strike broke, or place set
on fire lemme know l read book
wunst-"Over de Hill"-Boy! OATS
de truest book ever wrote--say-is
dere any one va got in fer? Here's
me address-Yeah--fif floor-It sez
Real Estate on de door.
Pincus Goldfarb--WHOOY!! Lew
Garrg. Ho, boy. Do ! got Hibby-
BALI! Hoops-Geeve heem a knock de
ballM Hoops--Geeve heem a good
Substantial knockm Hoo--La La
Do got penics-OOOPS-Oxcuse me,
Meester Feitlebaum-I deedn't meant
to broke you heyeglesses-
Mr.. Feitlebaum-I shell worry
! got excident insurings--
Snoot-Jist say de woodland I'll
drop him over de fire excape Jist
pick out one-any one O. dem-an'
I'll have i'm breakin' in a family plot
How about de beeg fish in the cor.
ner?? Oh-he's yer brodder-in-law??
| Sorry! Oops--'scuse me, gotta make
| a phone CALL
Voices--inside-Holl hollo - come
queeck--Benny. Sol, Shoiley-Here is
de fire excapem Comm Muttimer-Noo
where is Sadie-Messus Grubnick!!
Meester Plotzbaum. Oops-help me
I should geeve a push hout Meesus
m-Oops-Hm-Yi Yi--Hoo.
ray. Here Is comming Babe Root
Whooy Babel! Tree chirrs-Babe--
Hollo Babe, Geeve a look-Yi VI
Halp polees-is gatting looze de fire
! eXcape--
BANG cRRRRRRAsH FUMPP.
Evening star., 1927-10-23
Exaggerations: By de Fire Escape

Doctor-He's all right now-Steady
there witt the ice pack-He's coming
to.
Mr.. Feitelbaum-Where do I am?
Wot??-Bazeballs Babe Roots??-
fire excapes???-I shell worry l got
excident insurings
Mrs. baum-Sh-Mowris Is
here de agent.
Mr.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS got
exhident ins-
Agent-Ah, yes. of course. to be
sure-but permit me to call your at.
tention to Clause No. S67S564732 of
your policy-here take the magnify.
ing glass-showing that claimant can
collect only If he or she was frying
steak while walking a tight rope
over Lake Michigan during an eclipse
of the sur at the time of the accident.
Isadore-Baba-the clock Is bissig
add so Is the silverware add your fur
coat and Bobba' 8 diabod ring add the
lamp frob the parlor add saw
Looy's fred goin out with theb
Agent--Now, see, If you had had one
of our Burglary insurance policies;
perhaps it's not too late now to inter.
LOoy-dey pOp-me Irlenu 1dIHiihie
upstairs lost his key, so I'm lettin him
troo our fire excape-Come on Carly.
old
BOOM BANG BAN CRASH BLOOY
BAN HALP POLEES MOIDER
Looy coming to)-He can't sock
me -
Garfinkle looming to>-l1l sue heem
in court.
Agent tcoming toll should worry, ]
got accident insurance.
lCopyright 1877,
Evening star., 1927-10-23
BY MILT GROSS.
I RS. FEITLEBAUM-Yi Yia
Mowriss.! Looy!! Isidore..

4 RS. FEITLEBAUM-Yi YiH
NH Mowriss.! Looy!! Isidore.!
v Look-witt de feetm Do I
4 i eating from dem hott fail.
ure" BY a fire excape we
he'd to moot it should looking on de
top from de Bazeball Gronds yat-
vi vi. Mowriss,!
Mr.. Feitlebaum-I shall worry-I
got excident insurings.
Mr.. and Mrs. Goldfarb-Hollo-
hollo--Hmmm-we deedn't knew 1t
looked your fire excape by de bazebali
gronds: Hm-sotch a soupricem We
just tutt we should dropping in hexi.
dentally we should retoining de ken.
opener-so-
Mr.. Klipsky. Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz
m-hollo-hollo-Yi vi. Wot's
dees?? You could see from you fire
escape de bazeball?? Sotch a souprice
We was jost pessing so we tutt We'll
retoining de two lomps sugar
Oops-Ha ha,!-so look / forgot de
p-Scar--ha ha-so fonny-
Tr. and Mrs. Blotkin and Relatives
EHollo-hoilo-we deedn't know You
he'd hirr a fire excape so we came
Looey-'S all right-come right In
an frighten de children. Ha hal
s'ppose you've come in to take back
some of de flies yez brought last time.
Hey-outa dat ice box, Poneyface--
or I'll drop a limb on va. / got me
fish bait in dere You'll find de old
mans cigars under de bed
Observation-Disclosures -Feitlehaum-hollo
wait. we'll gonna be right out-no no
take de piapostool Benny-ha?
Wot? Vas it'll maybe be gradually
cheely-No-I'll take de batrobe
:. Poddon me, you using de
ktrobe,. Meesus Feitlebaum). You
Evening star., 1927-10-23
BY STEPHEN LEACOCK.

"HE time for taking stock Of
the past Summers vacation
being now due, I am COM
L PEELED, like so many other peo.
pie, just now to think of what
would have been a suitable Summer
resort. entirely agree that one
must, for ones health's sake. get out
of the city for while. But the diff
ficulty is where to go. recall that
turned over various plans for more
than a fortnight in an effort to reach
decision. And now l am already
turning them over for the Summer
to come.
have been thinking of going up
into the Adirondacks, or any similar
mountains. and living in a shack or
tent or somewhere out in the open.
The thing that stops me from this,
however, Is the question Of the morn
ing paper.
In my own home here in the city
one of the little pleasures of simple
life IS to 60 to the door in the morn
ing and find the paper lying on the
door steps. The carrier l have never
seen. But I argue deductively that
he has come in the night and left me
the paper. / realize that l am so
much attached to my morning paper
that l do not care to go without it.
This closes the Adirondacks.
I believe that it Is possible to get
the same open life, or almost the
same, by going to a farmhouse some.
where near the foot of the mountains,
where at the same time one may re-
ceive a morning paper as regularly
and almost as promptly as in the
city. But another difficulty arises.
Here in the city in the Summer one
is always able to get such excellent
milk. fresh eggs and Summer fruit
and vegetables. The very display in
the stores is tempting. and indeed
with me it often forms the goal and
attraction of a pleasant saunter be-
fore breakfast.
I know of nothing so fresh and
cheerful as the city streets between
seven and eight of Summer morn
ing, with the butchers and grocers in
white coats cooling off their bit of
sidewalk with hose and laying out
their vegetables and fruit inter-
mingled on cakes Of ice with little
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