The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-06-08

OAAEllG. n0OWOOO rALLO, MlNNE
When an old bachelor gets married, you dom
know whether it's romance or desire to get evel
with all those he has had to buy presents for
Exchange.
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Up to date Cool Cal has not answered tn
question: Are you candidate for third term
He is waiting for some one to ask him another
l-Mankato Free Press.
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! And now for Wild Flower Society that will
secure for the Ramsey State Park specimens o.
all the wild flowers that have ever grown in thi.
part of Minnesota, and will always protect ane
!perpetuate those little denizens of the field anc
wood.
| The man in the moon, loved and admired
since the beginning of time, will please get up
and give Mr.. Lindberg his chair.-Farmont Sen
tinel
And we vote to give Frank Day the naviga-
tors post on the Moon Ride
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/ The eighteenth constitutional amendment should
be repealed because the prohibition law is violat-
ed every day, say the opponents of prohibition.
By the same token the traffic laws should be re-
ipealed because they are violated every day. The
laws of grand and petit larceny should be re-
pealed because they, too, are daily violated. To
be consistent they should advocate the repeal of
the Ten Commandments for the same reason
But We must have laws to regulate human con-
duct.-Olivia Times
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| A merchant became the father of nine pound
boy. He proudly told the editor about it. When
he found no mention of it in the next weeks
paper he promptly jumped the editor.
81 sent the notice out in circular letters" said
the editor.
The merchant is still trying to figure out the
! big idea.
/ The next week the merchant brought in a no
tice of his daughters marriage The editor
pasted it on billboard. Then the merchant took
the hint.-Exchange.
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J At this season of the year when everyone is
singing the praises of the graduates of our High
Schools, we too must add our word. 1t is q
real pleasure to see those boys and girls finish
their school work. Their graduation means that
they have applied themselves diligently to the
tasks that have been outlined for them; that
they have taken seriously the need of prepare
ton for life work; and that their purpose is TO
succeed in business or in the professions, even
as they have succeeded in their High School
courses.
;, Hail to the rising generation-we shall always
have them with US, and may they always be
the high type of youngsters that gradual
ing from schools today.
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AN EDITORS HEAVEN
A certain editor died, and was of course, d.
rected to ascend to the Abode of Just. But dur
ing the editors journalistic curiosity asserted
itself and he said:
"Is it permitted for one to have look at =
ler-the other placer"
! Certainly" was the gracious reply, and &C.
cordingly descent to the other place was made
Here the editor found much to interest him. He
scurried about and was soon lost to view.
His angelic escort got worried at last ant
began systematic search for his charge. HI
found him at last seated before furnace, fan.
ming himself and gazing at the people in thu
fire. On the door of the furnace was a plate
saying Delinquent Subscribers"
"Come," said the nagel to TIE editor, "W
must be going"
"You go on" the editor answered without lift
ing his eyes "I'm not coming; this is HEAVIER
for me."-Exchange
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which nature has endowed him but the t.
which he puts his talents" In the light of thi
truth, how would you measure Sinclair Lewis
who delights to use his literary ability for des
tructive and sensational purposes, such as carl
caturing the clergymans calling, for the SAX
of his own self ACKNOWLEDGMENT and the dollar
which he can add to his bank account from tn
sale of such books? Some one has written thi
estimate of his work: Brilliancy appears
various forms; in the lightning bugs tail and tn
phosphorescence of putridity as well as in tn
candle which "shines like a good deed in
naughty world" But glow worm or rottel
log lights no one along the way.-St. James Plat
Dealer.
Church to Gust Elmer Gantrys" says head
line, and the article announces that the Congre
gational Church will deal harshly with minister
who join another church after a scandal IN thei
own. Perhaps there is bit Of good that Sin
clair Lewis did in spite Of himself.
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An important newspaper change took plac
in Minnesota last week when Bess Wilson sol