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New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
Gas Pains Gone,
 Now Sleeps Well

T had headaches and gas pains so bad for IS months I could not sleep nights. I am thankful for the help I found in Adierika. I now en- joy restful nights. Mrs. L. S. Low ings.
 Even the FIRST spoonful of Ad- moves astonishing amount of old waste matter from the system. Makes you enjoy your meals and sleep better. No matter what you have tried for your stomach and bowels. Adlerika will surprise you. Leading druggists.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Twenty-seve generals in Mexico, who bet on the wrong horse during the current revolt have been de- prived of their commands. This at least is proof that all the opposing generals will not be executed. There is a story that in Mexico there is q general to every three men in the ranks, but we have never been able To confirm it.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Walter said he'd hold my hands And kiss me--then the pup, Scared because l acted mad, Stopped and gave it up, Dore carried me across
 The brooklet on a bet Slipped and let me tumble in He was wetl--all wet. Eugene said we'd stay at home I. of course, said NO! Eugene swore he'd have his way We WENT to a show! Richard took refusal hard Guess it hurt his pride, When I gave him back his ring Richard-fancy.-- cried. Edward took mo for walk, Said he loved to roam. I was good for miles, but he Caught a street. car home. Since the first cave-Woman turned Turned and socked her guy WEAkLINGS, that's the name for
 men'
 STRONG seX?-STRONG ME
 EYE!,
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
KILLING IN CHICAGO

Chicago, Oct. Is tP)-A few days after his arrest by federal agents for operating an alcohol re-cooliing still $. E. Passani, of Chicago Heights. was found shot to death yesterday along a lonely road through the forest preserves. The police said Passani apparently had been taken for a ride"
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
ON HEATING APARTMENTS

The supreme court of Massachu- sctts the other day gave forth a de csion that will warm tho hearts of tenants everywhere, and warm even more than that In the Bay State.
 The supreme court stated that
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

The state police are being criti- cized for their speedy driving in go- ing 10 d test emergency call. How could anyone distinguish them from the regular speedy drivers?
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Whenever Sergeant King is mo- ticed watching traffic snarls 1t is the rim of the doughnut to the cen ter that a new traffic rule is in process of manufacture.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
APPLEsAUCE POPULAR

Washington. Oct. 13 R1Apple- sauce is giving beans . race for popularity in navy chow. judging from items which will be on Uncle sam's list when he goes marketing rext Tuesday.
 Bids for s4o,ooo pounds of canned applesauce will be opened then. The navy department at the same timex will ask bids for 100000 pounds Of kidney beans and 1.26o.- 900 pounds of dried lima beans.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

something nice in an article about our local War aviator. so l wrote that he is more familiar with air craft than any man in the country" Stuart: That sounds all right"
 Editor: Tt would have if the printer hadn't got it 'airgraft.'
 Gordon WerH.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
DIES FIRST DAY ON JoR

Manchester, Oct. 1S.-UP)-The first day of his new job as helper on a delivery truck brought death to John Martino, 22, of Hartford.
 Martino was struck by a Hartford bound trolley car as he stepped from the truck.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

The presidential candidate who IS getting along with the southern delegates just now has the best chance of nomination next year.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Now that the governor has had his stolen revolver returned, he must be prepared for the next ob- noxious visitor.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Chicago will have the largest jail in the country, so maybe they in tend making it easier to get into.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
MAYBE OVERSLEPT!

Barbara Cat Worlds Series game}: What is the crowd cheer ing for?"
 Myron: "Our star batter is up" Barbara: But it's three o'clock why shouldn't he be-"
 A. James Helvenson.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

We will venture to assume that from now on automobile speederS will get short shrift in Judge Saxe's court.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
HOOVER AND IDWDIN

All signs point 10 the probability that the battle in the Republican rational convention will be between Hoover and LoWden.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Four-legged sheep aren't so dumb. They know they can't lick a bear or bull and won't try.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

You can't imagine movie stars in Heaven" Well, they wouldn't like it anyway. with no marriage or giv- ing in marriage.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
FactsandFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

Life of girl: Tee1ihee age; he |age; tea age.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation

Member Audit Bureau of CIrcuIhtIoh The A B. c. u national organization which furni shes newspapers and hdVel- t.ers with . strictly honest anaysis ol circulation Our circulation statistics are has.d upon this audit This tnsures pro- lection against fraud in newspaper dls- trihution figures to both national ana local adyertiserA
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

The professor in a college that has a great coach doubtless knows how famous woman's husband feels.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Siam needn't be so proud Of her white elephant. She should see some of the street car companies in Americas smaller towns.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

It might be cheaper to stop with friends than stay at a hotel, but it's such bad form to steal their towels.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

The Herald is on sale daily in Ne.' York at Hotaiings Newsstand, Times Square; schultI's Newsstands. Entrance Grand Central. 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

The hard part of bringing out a new flivver is to catch the public's eye when it isn't on the sport page.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Don't be a knocker" says the booster. Let opportunity do it.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

The South is coming back. Eight pounds of cotton will buy a nice pair of silk stockings this year.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Americanism: Trying to make home duplicate the illustrations in the magazine ads.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
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 MAxS0N ExKAlL NQm
Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York.
SIDESTEPPING BAD LUCKi

In spite of all our problems. Folks, Let's all be gay. spring merry
 jokes, And banish every care and sorrow, The Thirteenth MIGHT have been
 TOMORROW.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Tho only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Paris is making divorces harder to get, but will continue to divorce the tourist from his roll without unnecessary delay.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
WALSH OF MONTANA'S GREAT ACHIEVEMENT

In these columns the other day We referred to the fact that Senator Thomas J. Walsh of Montana, in lending his abilities as q lawyer and his perseverance and devotion 10 great public cause, was the sterling light that brought the oil scandal miscreants 10 book, resulting in the final return of Elks Hills and Tea pot Dome to the government.
 More can be said about Walsh The Montana Democrat, once in- dicted for his efforts to smoke out the oil interests, now stands several notches higher as presidential candidate.
 The Springfield Republican, in as saying the political importance of the successful oil scandal prosocu- tons, says this Of the achievements bI tlIs ANIJIIlttlid SfIld tDl.
 "The service which Senator
 Walsh has performed ranks in
 historic importance certainly
 not lower than that which made
 Charles F. Hughes governor Of
 New York and which paved the
 way for Hr. Hughes appoint
 ment to the supreme bench, his
 nomination by the Republican
 party in 1916, and his selection
 by President Harding IS secre-
 tary of state in 1921. It ranks
 certainly higher than the prose
 which made the late Joseph W.
 Folk governor of Missouri more
 than 20 years ago, or the prose-
 cution of the Roscnthal nur-
 dercrs which made Charles s.
 Whitman governor of New
 York;
 Yet. remarkable as it may seem, Senator Walsh has not been regard ed highly as presidential timber. Like Governor Smith, he is q Cath clio; hut unlike him in one other respect, he is q dry. But neither Of these points are determining factors in the obpcctions raised against him as a possible candidate These have to do with personality; and he is hot regarded as good cam- TaiEn"r'
 He possesses q dlrectuess of mind that is appealing; in speech he Is moticulously straightforward and pointed: dignity he has much-per- .aps too much for popular con- sumption; but he is not a politician, which may he one way of saying h' cannot bring himself to fool the people.
 But nevertheless, his enormous services to the public would go q , long way toward erasing the ohjoc- i tIons of tine politicians in the party who favor "color'ul candidate" Ii is now at least more possible, ir fact probable, that if tn"re Is an other failure to nominate Governor smith, Senator Walsh will b' the most acceptable of dark horses
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
WANTED TO FIND OFT.

WANTED TO FIND OUT! Aviator: Hey, don't don't lean out that way! There's a gale coming" Horwitz (passenger): T just want to see If there is any gold in the teeth of the storm!'
 Maurice G. Luscher Copyright, 1927, Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
Nemte, of tho Associated Pres,

The Associated Press Is e1cuslvely en- titled to the use for republication Of all news credited to tt or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

One thing that might be taught at that new school for cops Is that parking signs mean what they say.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
>GSz ,'.l

It's a lot of comfort 10 reflect that most of the big jobs are held by men who have an embryo bald spo;.
 There isn't much wrong in q country where people ask nothing of government except that it let them alone.
 An, well; those who didn't get decorahted in the pig row can say" their tax receipts to astonish thch grandchildren.
 The instalment plan enables you to enjoy the thing while paying. But you remember the man wi cut off the dogs tail q little bit at a time to make it hurt less.
 One reason why there were fewer accidents in the old horsc-and- buggy days was because horses had sense enough 10 give one another gangway.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
TOO RISKY!

Tommy: "Aw, come on! Yer mother won't lick you.'
 Johnny: "Oh, won't she? Say, she used to be telephone operator and she sure knows how to handle a switch -board,'
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Perhaps some European countries seem crooked, but you cant stay straight trying to get on your feet while sleeping on your arms.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

TELEPHO ONE CALLS
 Business Office .... se5 Editorial Roome .... e26
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Entered at tho Post office at New Brit ain as Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Correct this sentence: I'd be glad to let you have it. said the friend, but I'm broke, too."
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
LICKED AGATN!

Stuart Well. I see you're all banged up again. Another typo graphical error, eh?'
 Editor: "Yes. I wanted to say
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
SEEING IS BELIEVING!

GAS it reached The Fun Shop) Barton: Well, Well,Well. So poor old Rosenberg fell from q plane and was klled."
 Seaman: "Ycs, he was up in the clouds and leaned out too far 10 see if there really was a silver lining."
 M. l.. T. (And as other Fun Shop contributors
 saw jt)--
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

Copyright 1927, Publishers
 Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

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New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

It seems almost impossible for the poor to save money while buying all the things the rich buy.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
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HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1cepted) At Hsrald Bldg. e Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
THE BUSINESS SLANT

THE HV STNFISS SEANT Meyer: Did you discover anything of importance on your last tlight?" Aviator tkidding): Yes: l dis covered that every cloud really has q silver lining"
 Meyer: "Really? I wonder how much yard it is.'
 Mrs. l.. F. Galer.
New Britain herald., 1927-10-13

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New Britain herald., 1927-10-13
MEN

By Loise Eloise Hartman
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
Here and There
In Sport World

DEL MONTE, Cal, Polly Willard
Gf San Francisco won the California
realtors golf tournament. defeating
Il. NJ. Modisctta of Pasadena, in
the championship round, two and
one, after the latter had eliminated
Harry WcStbrook of Eagle Rock in
the morning | up.
san FRANClSCO-Elmcr Pizzo
of San JOSE won first place in the
10 mite feature bicycle race at Col
den Gate stadium, making the dis
tancc in - minutes l. seconds.
SAN FRANCISCO -- Rousseau 5
yacht, Ace, successfully defended
the perpetual challenge cup a.
gainst the invading zebra, South.
crn California 5 bidder in the Clas.
sic "R class series of the Corin-
THAN Yacht Club S regatta over Il
IT mile course. The Ace finished
in 2:l9:25 and the Dcbra crossed
the line three minutes and 81 sec
onds later.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
GAME
TO BE REVIVED
BY LIVINGSTON

With the erection of a new a:ena
capable Of seating 1000 pcrsons$ on
the Grrmania Hall grounds in I'm
periaI. plans for bringing the wrest-
ling game into Imperial valley are
undcrt way. "Bill' Livingston is
backing the new enterprise, con
strurting the new arena aud acting
aS promoter and matrhmaktr.% II
it hoped to begin the wrestling
shows soon.
Livingston has already made APP
plication for license to conduct the
shows, the application now being in
the hands of Commissioner Almgren
at san Diego for his decision on the
granting Of n permit.
In planning to bring wrestling
shows to the valley, Livingston has
taken into consideration the fact
that most of tn" big boys in the
mat game are now summing in Cali
fornia. There is little wrestling
being done in the East and the
wrestling stars are all waiting turns
at appearances in Los Angeles.
Livingston $ belief that they
would be glad to pick up little
change ON the side was confirmed
when he talked with number of
wrcstlcrs over the Weekend. Mat
suda, popular japanese champion,
Nick Karavas, Kotsancro, San San
dow and several others showed IA
willingness to make appearance
here.
Matsuda and Karavas have bat
lied several times with neither able
to gain much of an edge and if Liv-
ingston can book these boys for an
appearance here, he is sure to start
the boys rolling with a good match.
Definite announcement will be
made relative to the start of the
shows as soon as word is received
from Commissioner Almgrcn on the
application.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
SPORT NEWS SECTION
Para Pitches
NO-Hit Game

Robert PARA is the hero # Ca
leXico this morning for on Saturday
he pushed the Calcxico high school
baseball team one notch nearer to
the Southern California Interschol-
astic championship by hurting his
team to a no-hit, norun victory over
ElSinorc ut San Diego. His team
mates piled up 12 runs during the
session and the CaIcXico team ad
vanccd to scmi-final ranks in the
championships.
Only 80 battcrs faced PARA dur
issue a walk or hit batsman, three
men getting on base through mis-
plays. PARA struck out 13 of the
opponents.
1t was a stiff battle during the
early rounds, the Calexico boys
pushing one run across i'll the first
and another in the fifth But in
the sixth they got out their heavy
hitting clothes and seven runs
crossed the platter, Freeman, star
hurler of Elsinore, taking a seat
on the bench.
Captain Bob Bump led the CaleX
leo attack with u two bagger and a
triple in five times at bat while
WiIlingham collected three singles
in six turns.
Chandler starred for the losers
making two wonderful onc-hand
catches at critical moments to hold
down the CalcXico scoring
Calcxico is expected to play Fnl.
lcrton in the scmi-finals at San Di
ego Saturday.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
YANKEE STlyGCERS
KEEP new YORK
OUT IN FRONT
Work of 'Wrecking Crew
Threatens to Make Race
a Walk Away.
BY HENRY l.. FARRELL
(United Press Staff Correspondentl

NEW YORK, June G--Babc Ruth,
Buster Gehrig. School NJ IS er
Combs, 4" "poosh En- Tony Lazacri
and some Of the less celebrated
athletes who are known merely rs
employees of the New York Nanlls,
seem to be in the act of running
away w h another American
League pcnnant.
Miller IIuggins, who has sur
viyed n number of stormy years as
the manager of Colonel Jacob Rup-
pert s million dollar flock of attn
letes is as notorious an optomist
as Gil Dobic, the Weeping football
coach of Cornell University.
Huggins. who has a bunch of hit
tcrs that are the terror and the
nightmare of all the pitchers in the
American League, candidly admit
ted today that his team was playing
fairly good ball but that he would
like TO have another good pitcher.
50 would every other manager III
the league and his old man too.
The Aanl,S, going as good as they
lave been, viii get their first real
tcst against the Chicago White SoX
this week. The White SoX gave
the Yanks the only real dispute ON
the trip that the champions made
through the west and they are play
ing better bail NOW than they were
then.
White Sox Surprise
The White SnX SO far have been
one of those surprises that help
along the interest and the prosper
ity Of the national pastime, as thu"
magnatcs like TO have it called. Be
fore the season started, tine White
Sox. IN the hands Of a hew man
ager, Ray Schalk, were getting al
most rs much sympathy as Stuffy
nelnHis and his Philadelphia Phil
lies.
The Soy..howcvcr, started 10 win
ball game. aud got into the habit
of it and they arc now pushing the
lanks for the Lead. Tho series COM
ing NAV force tn" Huggits band
out Of the top for the fit tine
this season.
Two of the reasons VIII the Chi
caeo Cuh is mp there are Ted
Lyons and -A)phaH>c Thomas, pair
nf pitchers. Who have won - games
between them already aud 1lr. Nc
Graw viii toll yen rl'at nine games
apiece aud only two d"tca'sfIs a
rrcord for amy pitcher.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
Gas Pressed Heart,
Cause Sick Feeling

"Gas caused pain around my
heart, aud had q sick, heavy feel
ing after eating. ! got wonderful
results from Adlerika. Now | eat
what like and feel cheerful
again. Mrs. Lydia Belmont. Even
the FIRST spoonful of Adlcrika re
licvcs gas and often removes aston
ishing amounts of old waste matter
from the system. Makes YOU eat
and sleep better. No matter what
YOU have tried for your stomach aud
bowels, Adlcrika will surprise YOU.
Clements Drug store and other good
Drug stores. adv
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

FOR RENT-July !, furnished, new
bungalow, hardwood floors. fire
place, lawn and flowers, close in.
Call 673 Brighton. Aft
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
Rrawley Fights
Tomorrow Night

X. q. Simpson. formerly of Phoc-
nix. who now resides in this city.
will head the fight card at Bra"lcy
tomorrow night, meeting frankie
Burns of Los Angeles III the 10
round main event. simpson has
found his punch again and is fig
uring ON scoring another kaNo.
Homer Gaines has been demand
ing another crack at Battling John
son and gets it in the siN-round
scmi-final johnson now has two
close decisions oScr the Imperial
colorcd hoy.
Martin Gucrro and Richard Ran
die. who fought the bloodicst bout
cvrr seen in the local arena two
weeks ago, are booked for the four
round special.
Vie Iuccro of CalcXico and Bob
Lindsey. will open the show.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

FOR SALE-Fine work horses for
ranch or vineyard. Also family
cow, big burro, 500. Young bulls.
IL. c. George, Box 42, Nestor, Cal.
or General Delivery, EI Ccntro.
Gt2
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
WATCHING THE
SCOREB0ARD
By nitcd Press Leased Nirc

Yesterdays Hero-Babc Ruth,
who hit his 17th home run Of the sea
SON and drove in the winning run
with single enabling New York
to defeat Detroit, to ). Ruth 5
seventeenth circuit blow iut him
one home run ahead Of his 1921
pace when he hit 80 homcrs during
the season.
Elwood English and Clyde Beck,
second string inficldcrs, led the at
tack that gave the Chicago Cubs Il
TO 0 victory over Boston.
Tom Zachary held Washington TO
four scattcreh hits and the st. Louis
Browns won to !.
After the Giants had forged in
Il 9 to lead by scoring three runs
in the ninth inning, Cincinnati did
the same in their half and won 10
to 9.
st. Louis and Brooklyn divided
Il double header, the Cards taking
the opening game $ to 0, and losing
the second to |.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
For Rent-Roolp,s

ROOMS-$15 and SO. Me 4
cool. Country Club Inn. Sisth
Holt. Ia
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
VESSELS CRASH IN HEAVY
FOG OFF CONCEPTION
II, tinted Press Leased Wire

san PEDRO, Calif., June {.
The lumber steamer Samoa was
placed in dry dock here today with
4 large hole in her port side, re
sulting from collision with the
steamer Coosbay, in Il heavy fog
off Point Conception early ycstcr-
day.
The Samoa was towcd into port
with 10 feet Of water in her engine
room. Damage WAS estimated at
approximately So. 900,
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06
Household Goods

FOR SALE Lease and furJht
for 10 room house. 653 Statct
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

FOR ENCIIANGE-San Diego pro
pcrticS, for clear Imperial valley.
Centrally located. income corner.
Equity 100000.
Fifth Street income corner, 100X-
100. Equity So, 300.
POO acres Alpine, plenty water, i'm
proved. Equity $4,000.
Concrete garage ON paved city
boulevard. Equity $4,000.
Mission Hills, 8 room house, new.
Equity $1,000,
-Four new bungalows, well located.
Equities $4,000. Clarence T..
Gage, 40 Spreckcls Theater Bldg.
San Diego. ~
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

WANTED-Work team and wagon
with hay rack. j. NJ. Nordykc, l
mIlc east and u mile north OF. Ell
Centre on Bailatti ranch. 6t3
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

40 ACRES for lettuce, well located,
with buildings. On shares to the
right man, by owner. |. w. Glea-
son, No. lilo West 30th St., Los
Angeles, Cal. 6t3
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

PIANO FOR SALE or rent.
Broadway. Phone us.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

\ husband calling contest was
the feature of an Iowa fair recent
ly. We thought from the headline
that there had been some troubI
somewhere over Il bridge game.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

President Coolidge has installed
an air purifier on his desk at the
White House, we are told May he
i 5 to clear the air of these third
tenn germs.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

Women in n New Jersey city,
backing a candidate for director Of
public safety, kissed all the com
miSSionerS TO elect him, Pretty
soft
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

FOR RtNT-Practically new four
room modern house. 727 So. Tenth
St Call 63t So. Sth. lt3
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

The four eauucrics in San Joa
quin county will this year send out
10000 cases ot spinacL.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-06

One firm at Colusa county. on
May - shipped 50 cars containing
more than 5000 lambs