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Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
TOMMY'S MANNER 5.

I The substantial part of the meal
was finished and the dainties were
on the table. Tommy's eyes bright
ened-it was an interesting moment
for him. "Will you take tart or
pudding?" asked his faher.
Tart" said Tommy promptly.
The parent sighed as he recalled
the many lessons in good manners
and decent behavior which he had
endeavored to instill into his SON.
Tart, what?" he queried gently. But
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
Abe Martin

When 1 consider how many farmers
ther arc O. vOtin' age l feel that
tIIer must be sOmethin' wrong with
them or they'd git what they want.
Women are funny things. They don't
button ther GOICshes or beach robes.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
nIscRIMINATING

Dauber-I had narrow escape
when was painting that picture
of the Sphinx. An Arab came up
behind me and tried to stab me
in the back
Mr.. Blunt-Heavens! The art critics
out there are pretty fierce, aren't
they?-Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
,EOLLOWING INsTRUCTIONS

Traffic Officer-Why didn't you
hold out your hand, if you were
going to stop?
Woman motorist-Why, officer,
I've been instructed to drive with
both hands on the wheel.-Christian
Science Monitor.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Mother-Dicky sit down and quiet
your little sister Tell her a story.
Dicky-Fve just told story to
dad and | can't sit down now.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
wrong HUMP

Since the French occupation of Bag
dad telephone service has been in
stalled, and thereby hangs tale.
Two Harvard boys, making the
usual Orietal tour, woke up one morn
ing and discovered that they had not
a cigarette between Them so one of
them grabbed the phone and out of
his French guide book asked for the
cigar stand. When the connection
was made, he asked:
"Have you any Camels?"
But yes we have some."
Good! Send up couple of Dozen"
But, to send zem UP, zat is impossi-
ble."
That's a devil of cigar stand"
Pardon, monsieur, zis is not a
cigar stand; it is zee stable"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
GUESS WE'LL LOOK AND SEE

The old bachelor says he is willing
to lay small wager that there are
more knees these days covered with
goose flesh than have dimples in
them.-Hillsboro News-Herald.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
MORE SARCASM

Waiter-How did you order your
steak sir?
impatient Diner-orally, I'm sorry
TO say, l see now that 1 should have
ordered it by mail two weeks in
advance.-Boston Transcript. =
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Nature
the face of the
the land is the timber of
and you get desert Denude
War is wasteful cvlz
can't 0 itself.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

The wise nations
youth being raised with bigger
War has taught
them how far the human
Of the the human
race had fallen back primitive.
Nations growing youth
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

gymnasiums. the gym
gymnas-
Atlantic
And armies youth land
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
The ~" Of the World

Science nothing the sun and on the
other hand that there's everything Things
just happen Nature percsion Humans
stumble with the fraiy. 1 "a
child in
tho Of Nature, get brushed aside
Youth must have
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Yachtsman-Were you ever in
squall?
Friend-Rather! I've helped to
bring up eight babies.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Teacher-Willie, why didn't you
bring an excuse when you We're late?
Wilie-There was no one home
but dad, and ma says his excuses
are no good
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Minster-W When those young men
in the rear get through flirting with
the girls, / hope they will give me
chance" and the congregation
smiled.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
Easily Explained

Easily Expa
Therear n
Big
Uncle o
employees creating big demand
To
We 0
utionsa are a as our owl
Copyright Bell
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
The Worlds Bread Basket

Official
this moanting 1667O4OOO
their
golden
grain loosed flood
embargoes.
0 ism grain
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
I DON'T KNOW

A lady phoned the water office
relative to hours for watering the
lawn.
what is the proper time to put on
my hose?" she asked
Really, madam, ! believe imme-
Giately after your B. V. DIS" came
the ready response
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

bushels and idea of
what Colorados crop be in 1927.
And the chances not all of it, will
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Tommy's eyes were glued upon the
pastry. Tart, what?' again asked
the fa.her sharply
Tommy hesitated for moment.
He looked from his father to tho
delicacy, as if for inspiration, then:
Tart, first" he said, triumphantly.
Liverpool Post
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

So far British fashions will be
The
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Mr.. A.. Il am looking for some
body to lend me ten dollars"
Mr.. f.. We'll, it's a nice day
fnr II
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Today, nations grand
Across Atlantic
holiday declared especially
there contests Germany
Japan doing than and 1000
America sits across
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

! "Ycs, we get stories from different
stations at the same time, too"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
PLUCKED FROM THE PLAINS

He-Do you like simple things?
She-Are you proposing?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
WESTINGHOUSE
LETTER Z M9'
NG @1
nv RODNEY BUTCHER

WASHINGTON-W in name?
You have heard of the noise-mak-
ing Tom-Toms of African tribes.
When you pound on Tom Tom it
can be heard for miles through the
jungle or over the desert.
Well, there's Senator Tom Heflin,
of Alabama.
And Congressman Tom Blanton, of
Texas.
And Congressman Tom connally,
Of Texas
And when one of these Toms
arises to speak, he can be heard for
miles, too. The three probably have
more lung power than any other
three men on Capitol Hill.
Congressman Clyde Kelly, of Penn
sylvanta, who stirred up the baseball
situation more than ever with his
announcement that he would intro
dure a bill providing for government
control of the so-called national pas
time, is ore of the two or three best
ball players in congress.
He is captain and second baseman
of the republican congressional team,
which lost to the democratic nine in
thrilling battle last June, II TO g.
Inasmuch as this happened after
Kelly's team had scored seven runs
men are now suggesting that he
launch an investigation into that
epochal contest.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

is in OF
all the public schools and colleges in nation
train
compulsory what youth school
very likely
Youth is its do things its
play Jack
boy
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

What be done Colorado be in Arizona But
Colorado
rain
chooses Arizona WISE will busy
OF her stored water
parched grow wheat
come
will be~in
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
FOIlies of '01

The other day two Civil war vets
were sitting on one of the benches that
line Wiltshire boulevard where it BIZ
sects the Old Soldiers Home at Saw
telle, watching the never-e ending flow of
traffic. Suddenly, with bang, a tire
went flat not very far from where
they were sitting and a young and
pretty damsel promptly started MAX
ing a tire change.
The old soldiers looked her over
with admiration. Memories stirred in
their shrriveled old hearts. Finally
one remarked:
Bill, do you remember the first girl
you ever kissed?"
Bill pondered for a few minutes,
and then said:
"shucks, no! can't even remember
the last one!"
From the Progressive Grocer:
Whats the trouble, Mrs. Barr?"
the grocer asked the young bride
who had storrned into his store.
i've been cheated" was the reply.
Il ordered macaroni for dinner, and
all the delivery boy brought me was
lot of empty stems!" sts
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15
LINQUIsTIC RADIn

The Independent wireless station
here reported
ilork, o'clock vbgka vbg vbg
vbgkbb-Schenecta paper
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

What the worlds bread basket look will
quite full the
You depend Nature look that
Nature promptly fills
thing there been life saving all
belt Kansas the the nation
caused rejoice gamble
wheat
Incidentally price
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

I'VE get win bedtime stories over
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

The Y. C. A. the Y w. c. A. the
timber America
of youth
shirk
the America. flower America will
blossom America.
Y. M. A. Y. G.
The time c.. \.
Y. G. Y. c. Y.
the other They their
their the
the
to
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

Michael Arlen lie has ii
a name
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-15

growers n Colorado meeta
be quarter, 100000 above Of
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
DELIGHTFUL DANCE
GIVEN BY MEMBERS
OF SHRINE CLUB

The Imperial Valley Shrine Club
brought its social season To close
with Il merry April Fool dance at
the Hotel Barbara worth hotel last
night. About zoe guests from dit
fercnt parts OF the valley were
present.
Decorations in keeping with the
April Fool motif consisted Of clever
bouquets of vegetables. The eve
ming was kept moving swiftly with
feature dances and entertainment
specialties introduced at frequent
intervals.
\ balloon dance. with balloons
tied to the ankles of the ladies',
caused a near riot of fun. The fca-
ture of the affair. however, was 4
raid, conducted hy Sterling Os-
walt and a group Of his deputies
from the FL Centre police depart
ment. \ quart bottle of cold ten
WAS confiScatcd as "'cvidencc.
The raid began in Il business
like ".auner and continued with due
seriousness until Il shout OF :" .Anrif
Fool, relieved the minds g all
present.
Enjoyable musical selections were
furnished by Mrs. Arthur Johnston
ef Yuma, accompanied by Miss opal
Watson, who sang 4 group OF soles
and selections Oh Il group of SAWS
! ty Henry Abrah;mSon OF san Fran
cisco, Whe WAS accomp panied by Mrs
W. j. Reid.
y dinner party at which a mum
Der OF the Slrincrs and their ladie~
were present, WAS given at the ho
tel preceding the affair.
Members Of the committee III
elafge were Dr. Norman Z. Dupont
chairman, Dr. Edwin Q. Carter and
Warren Currier. Mrs. o. Is Brad
! shaw WAS responsible for the~cIevci
, decorations.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
BARBECUE DINNER
GIVEN kIW.iNIAN,S
BY Il. l.. ROBERTS

Approximately 100 guests gather
cd last night nj the Roberts ranch
near CaleAico, Whcre a> Tie quests
OF Mr.. and Mrs. b, l.. Roberts Of
this city they were served bar
hecue dinner and rnioyed most
successful evening. Those present
included members Of the Fl Centre
kiwaniS club. members ot the
boards of directors of the Brawler
and CaleXico Kiwanis clubs and
their ladies.
An elaborate barbecue manu-,
deliciousIy prepared, WAS served
following which y. b. Roberts, pre-.
sident OF the FL Centre Kiwanis
Club. called the crowd to order and
Il brief club meeting was held. The
affair took the place OF the regular
weekly luncheon meeting at the
Hotel Barbara Worth.
Several informal talks were eiver
and music furnished bv Mr.. Abra-
hanson Of san Francisco, who dem
onstrated qualities Of the saw rs a
musical instrument. and received
much applause. - Happy HartmaH
and Dale Ramsey distinguished
themselves a the principal Joke
crackers of the evening, which was
thoroughly enjoyed by all present.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
State St. Christian
traded Sunday school $50.

Graded Sunday school $50.
Morning worship 10:45. Sermon
topic, "lhe Doctrine of the Dis
ciplcs. This is the third in the
series of sermons on the Christian
church or the Disciples of Christ.
Junior Christian Endeavor, 800.
Young Peoples c, 7. 6:3o. Chcs-
ter Collins Jr., leader.
At 80 the pastor will answer
the following questions which were
placed in the question box:
Why cannot | be as good n
Christian outside the church AS in -
Why is it that so few people
attend church -
Why does your church practicc
only immersion rs Il form OF bap-
tism
Must | have an experience
before conversion
What must do to come in
touch with the cleansing blood OF
Christi
The evangelistic meeting starts
tomorrow. Fhc evangelist, Re-.
Ben l.. Watson, viii not arrive un-
til Monday. He will preach every
night for the next two weeks ex.
eePt Saturday The pastor, ". G.
tAeFcrton, viii speak at both serv.
ices tomorrow.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
New Manager At
Stage Office

W. J. Reidy, local manager of tae
Piekwick Stages system for several
years, has resigned his position.
CLYDE T. Steele of the Los Angeles
offices of the organization has
been named to succeed him and took
,ovcr the new duties here this
morning.
In resigning his position here,
Rcidv stated he has been Offered a
position with transfer company II,
San Diego and has moved his fam
lily to the coast.
steele, who replaces Reidy, is
well known in the valley having
been established here a few wears
ago with the Shell Oil Go. About
three years ago he left El Centre
to accept position with the Pick.
wick company and has been con-
nectcd with the publicity depart.
ment in Los Angeles since that time.
.llc has also acted as relief agent
numerous times at various depots of
the stage company.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
First Presbyterian

International Sunday school les.
son for April ;: '.Pcter Becomes a
Disciple of Jesus. Mark 1:1i1S,
29-3l. Golden Text: "Comc We aft.
or Me, and will make YOU to be
come fishers of men. Mark l:l7
Sunday morning sermon subject:
'Thc Offence of the Cross. Ordi-
nation and installation of Ruling
Elders and trustees. Morning an.
them: Nearer My God to Thee =
by Wilton.
Senior and Intermediate Young
people $ meeting at $50 p. m. Eve
ming church service at 7:30 p. m.
Sermon subject: The Bible tho
Greatest Book in the World.
The Guild will meet next Tuesday
afternoon at $50 with Mrs. X. II.
Cary, 1873 FL Centre avenue.
Prayer meeting and cvangclistic
forum meets at the church Thursday
evening at 7:l5 p. III.
\ most cordial welcome awaits
YOU at all services.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
SCIOTS HOSTS AT
ENJOYABLE DANCE
AT MASONIC HALL

Sciots and their ladies last night
en- ioVrd one Of the most successful
dances of the season Masonic ha 4
was attractively decorated for tha
occasion. quantities of pepper
branches and foliage being effect
ivclv placed. More than l09 couples
were present.
Good music added To the pleasure
of The dancers, who were further
entertained by match dances ard
several clever stunts. y COW bell
dance was popular innovation.
The appearance Of a1r "coturated
horse" and his trainer CAUSED much
amusement. particularly when til
beast proved clever at answering
Questions.
Music was furnished by Horny
Abrahamson Of San Francisco, who
plavrg on several saws. areompan-
led bv Mrs. W. j. Reid n the piano.
At midnight refreshments were
served. which included special Sciot
ice cream.
Chairmen who were largely re
s,opsible for the decided success OF
tie affair were Herb Holt, muSic;
Bert Lemons, refreshments; Earl y.
c. Northrup, entertainment and
Henrv Jensen, decorations.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
BRAWLEY WOWAN'.S
CLUB LUNCHEON IS
ATTRACTIVE EVENT

At the Planters Hotel in Brawley
yesterday the Brawlev Woman $
Club held its annual spring luncheon
and meeting, which proved to be q
most attractive social event. An ella
borate yellow and lavender color
scheme proved most pleasing "A col
orful effect being produced by the
flowers used and Ey baskets and
corsage bouquets presented to the
honor guests.
Mrs. Carl Morford, county presi-
dent, the incoming president, Mrs.
G. l.. Marsh and the outgoing pre-
sident, Mrs. j. G.. Archias received
handsome baskets. Mrs. Archias
was also presented with a gold fed
Grafton PIN with gravel guard. the
gavel being given only to fedora
tion members who have served as
presidents.
All outgoing officers and chair
men were presented with bouquets
as were the incoming officers. Mrs.
Albert w. Hale of this city, who
was present as a guest of the Braw-
ley club, was also complimented in
this pretty fashion.
Reports of the year 5 work and Il
number of delightful musical selec-
tions were interspersed during the
luncheon.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Library Patrons
Are Reminded of
Change in Hours

Patrons of the FL Centre public
library are asked to remember the
change in hours, which will be made
effective ON Monday. Beginning
on that day, the library will open
at 10 Il. III. aad will remain open
continuously until 8 p. m.
vt the present time the library
opens at 9 Il. III. and is closed be
tween the hours OF Is and p. HI.
The change will eliminate the dim
ncr hour closing Indications are
that MANY more patrons would like
to use the building then than are at
present patronizing the library IN
the carly morning hour The chang
will also enable more efficient work
on the part of the library staff,
which will be able to handle tou
tine work without interruption un
til 10 a. III.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Valley Train
Leaves Later

\ change has been made in The
leaving time of Train 46 from Los
Angeles. The train previously be.
gan its trip to Imperial Valley at
II % clock but it has now been set
back to l:30 o clock
In explaining the switch in time
Y. r. FrizZeli of the local office,
said:
We-bavc had numerous re-
quests for "A change in the starting
time Of this train, especially by per.
sons from the valley, visiting in Los
Angeles. Starting at II clock
made it impossible for persons wish
ing to take this train to see a com
plctc show. in Los Angeles at night.
In order that this might be accom-
plishcd the starting time has been
set back half hour For the con
vcnicncc of those not wishing to
take in play the ears will be ready
for occupancy at $3.50 O'Clock.
The train will arrive in FL Centre
al 7:30 o'clock instead of at 7
0 clock.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
SOCIETY AND CLUB NEWS

Burns, John r. Zurcher, Lee Clay
ton, A. Is. Hanson. Leo Hetzel,
Julius Wagner, James W. Glassford,
Tom Gill, \. w. Bunte. Ralph
REYNOLDS, W. J. Reid, Earl Nencill,
+. D. Jacobs Fred Kenyon, William
Wright, \. y. Bucklin, Rodney
Jenkins. aud Duane Stafford.
Mesdamcs II. c. DilIer, w. f.
North. G.. w. Maitland, James Scho-
field, Robert w. Campbell, Romeo
c. Smith. w. $ Hendry, f. B. Fer
ris, Sem Bacon. G.. Willard Nance
c. H. DuSold, c. Gclbaugh, f. }.
Mack, Leta Bryan. G. f. Sones. J.
:. Jones. F.. NJ Maurer. Charles
Ferguson, F. II. McIvcr, G.. &. Bey-
non. W. f. Smith, Ray Griffith and
W. \. Tondro.
Out-of-town guests bidden were
Mcsdames H. c. Stevens and Earl
Davies Los Angeles; Emil Klicka
San Diego: Ray Mast and H. b.
Wilkie, Brawlev. and Kyle Nc
Bratney and w. J. Hartman, CaleX-
leo
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Methodist Episcopal

The subject of the sermon at the
hour of morning worship will be \
Divine Enthusiasm. > Special music
Will consist of an anthem, Sing
We Faithful (Ashfordj and bar
ltone solo by the pastor.
The evening service will be in
charge of Rev. l.. Z. Tire, pastor
of the Mexican Methodist church
OF Calexiro. The program will CON
Sist Of music furnished by the
Mexican church choir, piano mum.
berS by Miss Alma Blew, assistant
10 Rev. Tire. short talks and other
features
Epworth League Devotional meet,
ing at $50 p. M. \ live and inter.
esting service for young people.
Children 5 classes in religious in
struetion conducted by the pastor
Monday afternoon.
Men 5 luncheon at the Barbara
Worth on Tuesday.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Colo Church Sunday!
First Baptist

Sunday school at 9:45 Il. M. r.
NJ. Armstrong, superintendent.
Strangers are cordially invited to
enroll in some class. Sunday will
be - Bank opening day
The missionary banks will be
brought i'll and opened and the mis-
sionary offering collected.
Morning church service, IL Il. IN.
Special music by the choir. Sermon
by the pastor entitled 1.-The Pree-
ious Blood of Jesus The Lord S
Supper will be observed. All mem-
bers are requested to attend. The
Young People S meeting at $3.50 p.
Ill. Junior Union will also be held
at $50.
Evening church service 7:30 p.
M. SPECIAL music by the Young
People S chorus. Sermon by Rev.
{. h. Flanagan on THE Man with
the Withered Hand. Mid-wcck
service Wednesday, 1:30 p. M.
strangers cordially weieomed To
all services.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Ruth Chapman of
Caipatria Wins
Oratory Cont est

Honors in the Imperial County
Federated Women 5 Club oratorical
contest, in which representatives of
various valley high schools particl
pated last night, were won by Ruth
Chapman of Calipatria. Miss Chap
man received the medal ON her era
tion "Invective Against Napoleon
the Little, by Victor Hugo and
won the cup for the Calipatria high
school.
FL Centre was represented by
Buick Underwood who gave "Citi-
zenship' by w. p. Frye in a re-
markably pleasing and forceful
style. Other participants were Ruth
Harris, Calexico, who gave
Peace by w. J. Bryan; Zona
Patterson, Imperial, "The Plea for
Cuba;' and Edna Wendell, Brawley,
Nhose subject was " America, the
Beacon Light of the World, by
D 'Annunzio.
Mrs. Grace Ferrell, CaleXico,
chairmar of the educational com
mittee of the county federation
which sponsors the event, and Mrs.
Carl Morford. Holtville county
president, presided. Mrs. Morford
announced he winner when thu
Judges decision was made known,
and made the presentation speech.
4 large crowd, which included rep
rcsentatives from all parts of the
valley was present. The contest
was held in the Fremont school
auditorium.
Musical selections given III con
neetion with the program of ora
tons were rs follows: piano solo,
Mona Mills, Calipatria high school;
selection by the BOYS Glee Club
aud Girls Glee Club of Calipatria
high school. and whisting solos by
Eleanor kershaw.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02

and lavender which was used. Nut
baskets, place cards and other dec
crations added to the pretty effect
and carried ont the color scheme.
Iavors were attractive spring bout
0nnicres.
Assisting the two hostesses were
Mesdames Clifford Macarthur and
Romeo c. Smith.
Prizes at bridge were won by
Mrs. f. d. Jacobs, first; Mrs. a.
w, Buntc. second; Mrs. W. F. North,
third and Mrs. t.. 6. BeHnon, con-
ISOLATION.
Guests invited were Mesdames
Don c. Bitter. Howard P. Meyer. +.
H. c. Fenton, l.. l.. Duff. Robert
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
lNESDAMES BTBBINS.
MARTIN HOSTESSES
b AT PRETTY AFFAIR

April, which promises to be such
a gay month socially, was opened
yesterday with one of the pretticst
affairs of the season. Il bridge
luncheon given by Mrs L. l..
Martin and Mrs. b. d. BibbinS at
the home of the latter on Wenslcy
avenue.
Daffodils centered the luncheon
tables and were used througlous
the house, forming the background
for dainty color scheme of yellow
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
History Section To
Meet on Monday 1rith
Mrs. Neil HickcOr

On Monday afternoon the History
Section of the Woman 5 Ten Thou
sand club will meet at the home of
Mrs. Neil HickeoX, 633 Brighton
avenue The meeting is called for
$50 o'clock. Mrs. Edwin o. Car
ter will b" in charge of the pro-
gram. which will continue the study
Of MeNicn
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
CONDITION BETTER
NY United rress Leased wire

FRESNO, Cal, April Mrs.
Sam Purdy, who, according to po-
lice, is in local hospital follow.
ing a fourth attempt to end her
own life, was ''fceling bcttcr'' this
morning, hospital nurses said.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Business Women Viii
Meet Monday Euening

The Business and Professional
Women 5 Club will meet on Monday
night at 7:30 o clock. The sessions
will be held at the office of the
Edgar Realty Company. All mem
berS are asked to attend.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
Eastern Star Picnic
To BE Held Tomorrow

MI Eastern star members and
tbnir families are invited to parti-
ripate i'm the Eastern Star picnic,
which will be held tomorrow at
Painted Canyon Those who are
planning to attend should meet at
Masonic hall at p. m Picnic
lunches are to be taken aud an af-
ternoon in the canyon enjoyed.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02

President Coolidge is reported 10
have slight sprain in his right
wrist. ''Justicc, say the farm
ers.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02

tn egg weighing more than SIX
ounces was recently laid by a hen
belonging to G. $. Pierce, Pomona,
Los Angeles county.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02
COTTON MARKET
By United I'reSs Leased Wire

NEW ORLEANS, April 2.-The
cotton market closed steady. spots
closed quiet, unchanged at Sill.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-04-02

In some parts of Africa a man
has to kill five iaguars TO marry
two wives. What 5 that for-prac-
ticc?