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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
Gloomy Outlook
Is Pictured For
COOperatives

Chicago, June 25.-tF-A gloomy
outlook for farmers cooperatives was
pictured today by w. H. Settle of
indianapolis, Ind. general manager
of the Central States Soft Wheat
Growers association, in a paper read
before the American Institute of CO.
operation.
until some means is found by
which the whole crop can be required
consistently and equally to share in
the cost of carrying and marketing
the surplus, and of creating orderly
marketing, the cooperative can mere
ly establish a better price level fol-
the whole crop and put all the bur.
den on its membership" said Mr.
Settle.
"How long the membership will he
content to accept this sort Of condi-
ton is problematical. There are
plenty Of signs that it will not be
for long
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
At The Movies
CAPITOL. THEATRE

Irene Rich, featured with Conway
Tearle in my Official Wife," which
comes, to the Capitol Theatre, com
mencing Monday, wears galaxy OF
gowns Of dazzling beauty. She is
seen at first as Helene, Countess
Orloff, the courted beauty Of artistic
cratic Pe:rograd society. Then, in
the quaint brilliant garb Of Rus
sian peasant. There are the later
scenes when she is singer in the
glittering Viennese cafe, and when
she comes as guest, in all the regal
splendor Of the past, to meet the
humble young nobleman whom she
had sought for years that she might
avenge q past wrong. but whom She
now loves, though he wears the
severe livery of waiter. instead OF
the gold lace and epaulettes of the
days before war.
"My Official Wife" Is one Of the
outstanding melodramas Of the sea.
son.
A splendid cast supports Miss Rich
and Mr.. Tearle:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
Fargo Man Heads
Red River Singers

Gnand Forks, N. D., June 25.-(R-
Henry Hanson of the Orpheus
Chorus, Fargo, was elected president
of the Red River Valley male sing
ers association at a business meet
ing of the organization held in the
city auditorium this morning. Louis
WaaG. Of the Norrona Chorus. Peters
burg, was elected vice president; E.
O. Odegard Of the Bjarne Chorus,
Grand Forks, was elected secretary
and H. p. Halvorson, Fargo, was re-
elected treasurer.
w. p. Rognlie, director of the
Bjarne Chorus, was reelected director
in chief of the association, and Prof
O. J. Hanson, Fargo, was elected as
sistant director in chief.
Fargo was selected as the city, fol-
the next sangerfest which will b<
held in June, 1929. It was decided
that the term male" would be sub
stituted for Scandinavian" in the
name Of the organisation.
Trustees. elected are az follows
Knute johnson. Grand Forks. re.
elected for two years; o. A. Hjelle
Of the Morden Chorus, Devils Lake
reelected for four years; Andrew
Thorson, Of the Kjerulf Chorus, Hat
ton, elected for two years.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
IN NEW YORK

New York, June 25.-The chimney
sweep is about again, plying his
trade.
He generally appears shortly after
the last nip Of frost has made fire.
places no longer necessary. He walks
the byways of Manhattan, an incon-
eruous figure in rushing, modern
world, crying his street call which
sounds very much like this: "Chim-
'sasweep Chimsasweep."
re carries his brushes and his
ropes, his face is SCOT and
his hands blackened. To most folk
he is figure almost as mythical
as Santa Claus. Since his visits are
seasonal he is used by many mothers
as sort Of "Bogey-man." He's the
fellow who will get them if they
are not good And he has his
ropes all ready to tie them up and
take them away"
The sweeps names appear in the
telephone books and they carry on
business in modern and efficient
manner, yet there is something
fanciful and unreal about this CALI
ing, suggesting the story bO.k peo-
Pile of old tales, though large num-
bers Of them work for big organiza-
tions operating out of skyscraper
offices.
Most of the world has heard about
the bright ligts Of Broadway, but
little .is said of the picturesquely
antique street lights to be found in
other sections of Manhattan.
In MacDougall Alley, jutting off
from Washington Square, old Eng
lish street lights are still used. At
dusk lamplighter goes about his
rounds and through the night the
street enjoys the illumination of oil
lamps Pickering in the wind. Patchen
Place, in Greenwich Village, boasts
Of one Of the few remaining lamp
posts of the venerable vintage as
sociated with comic strip tipplers.
On the East Side kerosene torches
still flicker from the sidewalk stores
even as before the corner medicine
show in Browns Corners.
Manhattan Snapshots cafe that
hires only brunei mattresses and car
ries on its menu a little note: III
you prefer blends, eat elsewhere. We
furnish service.
Another cafe menu asks patrons
kindly to refrain from engaging the
pretty mattresses in wisecracking ex-
changes. I'VE require our mattresses
to be ladies during working hours,
the notice ends. And after working
hours
In four Broadway skyscrapers q
fine of $40 results if one is caught
smokin~ Millions in movie film.
are in these buildings.
A fireworks company in the down.
town commercial belt has sign ir
the window reading: I'VE will make
any battle scene to order" jus
walk in and order your own war!
A 'bootlegger had advertised
shipment of genuine "pre-war stuff?'
what war;" asked the wis,
guy. 1.-THE Chinese revolution
you sap!' snapped the bootlegger.
GILBERT SWAN.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
(Official City. State and County Newspaper)
The Naval Conference

The representatives of five nations, Great Brit
: ain, Japan, France, Italy and the United States,
in session in Geneva to discuss naval
: armament limitation and there good prospects
that when they have finished their deliberations
: a five power naval arms limit treaty will replace
the present three power treaty.
: The reconsideration by France and Italy of their
/. former aloof attitude is gratifying proof of their
wish to cooperate for the general good, but their
acceptance Of the invitation to attend the con-
ference is guaranty that agreement will be
reached.
AS matter of fact, it is apparent in the very
/: beginning that the main point of difference will
not be the proposed ratios for capital ships, but
will be in the limiting of cruiser and submarine
classes, the very ornaments aimed at by this new
Italy will be particularly unlikely to voluntarily
; limit.
France and Italy more interested in auxil-
iares, especially the cruisers and submarines, than
they in first line ships, for France and Italy
are both the ratio in first line submarines and
France is it in fleet submarines Frances ex-
-ceptional submarine strength taken together with
Japans, is critical factor in any attempted equal
: izaton of construction in this class and may prove
the stumbling block that will end in defeat for the
: five power plan.
!, The United States and Great Britain and Japan
'can, of course easily extend the present treaty to
.include the cruiser class of naval armament, but
concurrence by France and Italy would be highly
advantageous and would be another notable step
toward general world disarmament.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
Ham and Eggs For the Gods

No authority on the classics of ancient Olympus
has ever reported how often the gods had stomach
ache, eating such rich stuff as nectar and ambros
the way they did, but if these gods were anything
like own Lindbergh, they reshed now and then
an order Of ham and sunny side up, good cup OF
Java and side of home fries.
Lindbcrgh, lodging the hero worshpers and the
newspaper men in New York. had such a break
fast in the home of humble flying person in New
York the other morning. and pronounced it the
best meal he had had in weeks. But St. Louis
couldn't take the hint, and so, when they set the
souri,, the committee on lunch loaded the table down
with repast that would give even French die
tionary Indigestion Cast your orbs over what
they asked the poor hero to eat:
Frivoties on Wings
Tabrilati Melon Glaze Elysee Olives ct Celer
Consomme Froid Armenonville
Timbale de Filets de Sole Marquisc
Poitrne Devolaille Piquette la Carignan--
Petit Pois Nouveaux la Franchise
Homard In Parisienne
Salad de Laitue Rachel
Moussene Glaze en- Escadrille--
Petit Fours New York Paris
All this for man who flew to Paris on sand
wiches! If the St. Louis lunch didn't stick hi
valves, nothing will ever stick em.
In the name of long suffering humanity, it is tx
be hoped that there was some Samaritan in St
Louis with common gumpton enough to take thu
poor kid out and buy him batch Of beans, plate
Of hash or some decent fried chicken mashed po
tatoes and gravy, succotash, and pie.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25

Cherry had left the house at three
o'clock that afternoon, a particularly
mild and springlike day in April,
bound for the shopping district, ac-
cording to her casual announcement
to Faith. Cherry had taken no inter-
est as yet in shopping for a layette
for the baby that was expected in
August, and Faith had had a throb
OF nope that Cherry would come
home with her arms full of fascinat-
ing parcels.
1t was still incredible to her that
childish, tiny Cherry was to be a
mother, and Cherry's own attitude
toward the approaching event was
such that Faith hardly dared men,
ton it to her. She longed to talk
with Cherry about it, frankly, won
deringly; to know how Cherry felt in
her mind and heart about the child
that was to be hers--hers so strange
~ and completely. since she had
elected to thrust its father out of
her life.
Faith wondered, too, how Cherry
felt now about Chris Wiley, her hus-
band Of day, her co-defendant in a
murder trial. She wondered, know
ing how her own heart leaped at the
mere mention of Bob's name, how
Cherry could have loved Chris so
utterly and then lost her love SO
completely. Was there still trace
of the old fascination, a memory of
the old thrill, to tug at her nerves
and to bring the tears to her eyes
which Faith SO often surprised in
them?
Aod % Faith &vo;fod for ChorrvsS
return with shy hope fulness that Sat-
urday afternoon. She was eager to
get to sewing on the baby things
Her finpers ached to be setting tiny
stitches in mist-sheer batiste and in
cream-white flannel soft enough and
warm enough for tender new flesh.
Secretly, as if it were for a child Of
her own-oh, heart-stopping thought!
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
Daily Health
Service
BY>DR. MORRIS FIsHBEIN
Editor Journal of the American
Medical Association and Of Hygeia.
the Health Magazine

Editor Journal of the American
Medical Association and Of Hygeia.
the Health Magazine
There are as many views of the
cause of scasickness as there are
specialties in the practice Of medi-
cine. Neither the. psychologist nature
nor the causes of the condition are
known. Attempts to treat the con-
dition by all sorts of medicines have
failed in most instances, and mechan-
ical appliances of one type or another
or habits of life have been equally
without effect.
The Russian Psychologist, w. w.
Boldyreff, has recently considered
the various available views as to the
nature of this disturbance. Boldly
reff points out that seasickness is
not confined to people on the ocean,
but may be associated with various
types of land occupation. Some per-
sons develop the condition when rid
ing on street cars or trains, some
by swinging and seesawinH some
persons get it when houses are
shaken by the wind, others by rid.
ing up and down on elevators.
Rocking is not the special motion
most frequently responsible, as il
obvious from the fact that babies
do not get seasick when rocked, and
that rocking chairs are widely used
without producing seasickness in
adults.
Some persons develop the type Of
nausea associated with seasickness
when climbing mountains or look.
ing down from high places.
Many persons become quite sea.
sick during aerial flights, so many
indeed that the airp.ances flying be-
tween London and Paris are regu.
larly equipped for taking care OF
/ the nausea of passengers. Nor is sea-
sickness confined to human beings
exclusively, since this type Of dis.
turbance has been seen in most do
nestle animals and even in birds.
The Russian Psychologist has noted
that the attacks come on at regular
an abundant secretion of saliva. A
ments and activities of the stomach
causes Boldyrec to believe that the
symptoms of seasickness are associa-
ted with periodic activity Of the
stomach due to irritation of the lin
ing Of the intestines by the digestive
juices which come into it in large
quantities. Disorders of the stom-
ach and of the intestines predispose
to seasickness and he has found
that persons with such disorders may
be caused to have an attack Of sea-
sickness by filling the small intes-
tine with large amount Of saliva
or of water.
The periodic activity of the stom-
ach and intestines, which seems ia
have something to do with seasick-
ness, he believes, s.more pronounced
in young people and in animals, more
noticeable in women than in men. It
is increased by cooling Of the body
and stopped temporarily by fear OF
pain, but coming back, as these SEN
sations cease, with greater force.
TOMORROW: Prevention and
Treatment Of Seasickness.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
England Fears a Tunnel

One of the wickedest bodies Of water in the
whole world is the English channel which separates
the French coast from that of England. Travellers
oathe crossing it in the small passenger vessels be-
nine times out of ten the passage is rough and
the passengers become seasick.
For years the question Of building railway
tunnel under the channel has been mooted For
years France and England not being on extra good
terms with one another. have blocked the plan. To-
day France is in favor of the scheme but England
objects. English military men still fear the TUNE
(: might be used as convenient method of invading
England.
! The tunnel could be built for $80000,0O0. I:
would be 80 klometers long and SO meters below
the bottom of the at its deepest point It coul
accommodate 100 trains per day in either direction
and could carry 25,00O000 passengers and $780, 900
tons Of freight annually. The traction would be
electric.
Answering British fears the French enthusiast.
say the exit Of both tunnels the English side
would be under the range of all the guns in Dover
Not only that, but power stations which would sup
ply current to trains coming from France would BE-
in England. The English could easily cut off the
current in time Of war. They could fill the tunnel
with asphyxiating gas There would be . water
:lock. - that = case Of war, the tunnel could b.
filled from top to bottom with water for , space
ii one and half miles, without destroying the
structure In other words France could safeguard
;itseh frsn England and vice versa. The military
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
'Mutilating Grave
of Floyd Collins
]. Brings Indictment

\ Brownsville, KY, June 25.-(H-
DR.. Harry B. Thomas, Horse Cave
dentist, was indicted by grand jury
today on a charge Of "multilating
the grave of Floyd Collins Trial
was set for the. November term of
court.
CDR. Thomas, who purchased Crystal
Gave from the Collins family some
months ago, also is being sued for
$4,000 damages for removing the
casket from the grave to the interior
Of the cave, allegedly for exhibition
purposes. The Collins brothers also
have asked for an injunction to re-
strain the dentist from exhibiting
the casket.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
Jones Working Hard
to Get World Record

With less than a week remaining
in which to establish a world record
for number of applications taken in
a single month, B. E. Jones, repre-
senting the New York Life Insurance
company, is doubling his efforts to
fill his quota and bring to Bismarck
the distinction of having the record.
The present world record Of 81 APP
plications in one month is held by
a Vancouver, Wash, agent. During
the progress Of Mr.. Jones campaign
he has received an application from
Maine and one from Portland, Ore
gon. The campaign closes at mid.
night June 80.
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EI.TINCE

Coming to the Eltinge for Monday
is Bebe Daniels newest picture.
'.Senorita," in which Miss Daniels is
presented in an entirely new type OF
role. In this colorful story Of ro.
nance and adventure in South Amer
lea, the. fascinating Bebe Daniels Of
1.-THE Campus Flirt" appears in the
character Of dashing caballero, q
swashbuckling. high.spirited, hot
tempered son Of the pampas. The
masculine Characterization is but a
masquerade. however. q masquerade
that leads her into all sorts OF adj
ventures and many amusing situa-
lions out Of all Of which she tri-
emerges in true Daniels
style. ssfTt
heye IL q, role sthat presents q new
Bebe Daniels. suggestion II whom
was found in "The Campus Flirt."
in fact II was the athletic role Of
"The Campus Fltrt" thae suggested
to Miss Daniels the possibilities that
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25

The soviet government Of Russia
has forbidden importations Of razor
blades. If it was lawnmowers that
would be news.
A woman who has had eight hus-
bands attributes her matrimo niaI
success to her cooking ability. We
do not like to question her.
Some day there's going to be q
tidal wave. Then some Of those
ladies on the beach are going to get
wet.
Baseball isn't such a simple game
after all. There's usually catch
in it.
Waters good enough to drink. il
you take it in the right spirit
/ The G. O. p. has nut the soft pedal
on all third-term talk. Here's a sug.
gestion: Whv not call it the non
stop presidential record!
Eight golfers out Of ten a.. mar.
ried. according to the ststisticians
Maybe that's what they mean when
they talk about hazards.
The question persists: Are the
echoes very Lowden the Black Hills
Col. Lindbergh wrote his name In
telephone boot at Streator. III.
January 3. 1925. We Just knew some
sin would find him out!
"Girl Sues Motorist," saws 4 head.
line. Ofttimes q miss in the motto,
is better than two in the tonneau.
Now Chang Tso-lin says Chin,
must have ~eace. They might as vel
have peace. with no place left on the
front page any longer.
A barber In New York VI. rur
over, by his own car. Well. that,ll
give the poor fellow something q
talk about. anyhow (. i.
Correct this sentence: .1,m ehoos
in~ this college because it excel,
in scholarship even Il the football
team didn't win : game last season.
the Young ness told BE perents.
Spanking about sth - Nv<Gtk1f. ~,
you going &euth for the snnSmer?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-06-25
Old IrOnSideS

"Old Ironsdes,' the United States frigate Con-
sttation, has been moved from her pier at the Bos
ton navy yard, where she has been rotting for
years. into drydock, from which she is to come re-
juvenated in two years.
Scores Of digntaries leaders in civilian life and
high officers of the navy in the throng Of
5000 that witnessed the ceremony. 1t gala
occasion for them.
s 1t was gala occasion for the entire nation as
well. If there is one thing this country needs at
this time it is to keep alive the spark Of patriotism
OF late we have almost lost respect for pa
trotsm overlaid is it with ''internatonasm
and other schools of thought tending toward aboli
tion Of national distinctions.
Yet this should not be so. Internationalism, as
a theory, is an attractive one, yet we doubt that
accomplish their best work by laboring in groups
and have found that it is necessary to preserve
the group spirit throughout most fields of en-
.deavor Thus it would that mankind will &C.
compsh much more by being broken up into ma
:tional groups than as a huge super-nation of the
world.
And, after all, our own traditions rather
precious We have we'll defined national hstor!
with romantic and splendid beginning and rec
ord of supreme achievement that we'll justifies an,
pride we may take in our country.
Somehow the old Constitution, so affectionatey
known as "Old Ironsides," typifes to us the old
unbeatable spirit of the days when our nation was
very young.y 1t is fitting that she should be pre-
served an inspiration and to generations to
come.
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NEWS BRIEFS

With his plane America battened
down on the runway at Roosevelt
Field, N. Y, Commander Byrd awaits
reports Of favorable, weather for hop
off for Paris.
Navy department announces imme-
date recall from Nicaragua of 500
marines sent there during recent
Ray Marsden, held for stealing
sacred image from Carey. Ohio,
Ohio, he and four accomplices robbed
and burned Is Catholic churches in
Ohio and Kentucky.
DR.. Frank Fisher Moore, surgeon Of
Indiana, Pa, is shot and killed by
John Ammorian, coal miner, whose
broken back he mended seven years
ago.
James Theodore Walker, heir to
$5,0OO,OO0 estate. is killed and his
cousin, G. L. Lambert, son of owner
OF Lambert Pharmaceutical company,
is injured when Lambert's plane
crashed near Pottsville. Pa.
Moorhead-Dr. w. H. Remel of
Crookston was elected president of
Northwestern District Dental Society.
Crookston was chosen for 1928 meet
ing. Mrs. w. A. Carlson, Detroit
Lakes, was elected president Of
wqmen's auxiliary.
Mentor, MINI. - Henry Anderson,
20. farmer near here; was seriously
injured and his wife shaken up and
farm buildings destroyed by tornado.
Minneapolis-Fire destroyed three
story warehouse and 100000 pounds
Of cotton owned by Minneapolis Bed
ding company, with loss of $4,000
THAT'S THE DOPE
Stranger: Gimme q cup of coffee.
I've got to stay awake tonight.
Waitress: What you gonna do?
Stranger: Defend my title as
coffee-drinking champion Of the
world.-Judge.
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Old Masters

Sweet are the thoughts that SAVIOR
of content,
The quiet mind is richer than
crown,
Sweet are the nights in careless
slumber spent,
Tx poor estate scorns> Fortunes
angry fr0wn:
Such sweet content, such minds.
such sleep, such bliss,
Beggars enjoy, while princes oft do
miss.
Robert Greene: From farewell
to Folly, @
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Dakota Dubuque Oil company, Nj
not, $4,000; to prospect for oil;
William F. Stanover, Dubuque, Iowa;
E. b. Taylor and, G. ]. Taylor, Minot
The A. c. Wiper company, Bow
bells, 100000; to deal in real estate
automobiles, machinery, ETC.; A. c
Wiper, Louisa Wiper and Raymond
G.. Wiper.
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Saint 9!!!!!!. s rs l!!!

she was already knitting downy
fleecy little white nightingale, on
which she would embroider tiny blue
forget.me-nots. 1t was odd how she
felt that the baby was to be hers,
rather than Cherry's-
"Where is Cherry?" Bob asked as
they sat down to dinner that eve
She said she was going shop
ming" Faith worried. Il suppose
she has let the time slip away with
out realizing it is so late.'
An appetizing plate of dinner was
set in the warming oven for the
absent girl, and Mrs. Lundy whirled
through her work in the kitchen
then came scowling into the living
room for a last word with Faith be-
fore leaving for the evening:
1--WE made her custard. It's in
phe ice box. She'll need it to keep
IN her strength. Traipsing all over
town. wearing herself QUIT" she add.
ed in grumbling voice that i'll
concealed her anxiety.
Faith and Bob sat hand in hand
throughout the evening, making a
pretense of casual, carefree talk, but
their ears were strained for the ring.
ing of the telephone or the sound Of
the key in the lock of the big. oak
beamed front door.
"Oh, Lord. l can't stand this!" Rob
jumped to his feet at last and went
charging up and down the living
room in great, angry strides. "Where
the devil do you suppose she is?''
They waited, tight with suspense
miserable, looking at each other with
fearful eyes that glanced quickly
away. And then, at last, at halt
past twelve it was, there was the
sound of = car stopping at.the curb
followed by the high, sweet music OF
Cherry's laughter.
TOMORROW: Defiant Cherry tells