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Fake PSYCHOLOGISTS

Trained students of mental ills are displacing the
charlatans. cults and physicians whose knowledge
was less than their personalities, George E. Vim
cent, president Of the Rockefeller Foundation, re-
Gently declared in review of the activities of the
organization. During recent years the study and
care Of the insane have been undertaken with more
intelligent methods, the report states and this study
has gone from the obviously defective to include
behavior clinics for young children special classes
for backward pupils and work among adoescents
and adults afflicted with various mental and nervous
disorders.
The harm that the fakes in the realm of mental
specialists" have accomplished can not be adequate.
ly estimated Persons suffering mentally and who
could undoubtedly be cured by real psychiatrists,
suffer more intensely and spend huge sums of money
by allowing either amateurs charatans to fiddle
around with completes. and manifestations and
alterations and what-not until they absolutely give
up hope of being either helped or cured
Quackery in the treatment Of mental diseases
should be vigorously prevented as is quackery IN
the practice of regular medicine. Men who know,
will replace these fakes they are in some way
eliminated day by day. Meanwhile a new profess
sion of mental hygiene will be getting we'll rooted
and, with thoroughly scientific basis. will become
more and its methods increasingly efficient
It will take its place in we'll rounded program
Of preventive medicine and public health
Meanwhile let drive be instituted against the
mental quacks who doing such splendid BUSH
ness in fooling the public.
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THURSDAY, AUGUST Is, 1927


neatly. One wonders how many mil
lions Of corks be has pulled in his
years Of service. Another dignitary
shaves off some ice cream. Coffee
is served. Then "digestif."
The chief arrivess and figures out
the bill. He isean austere parsonage.
And there's . standing offer Of three
Croix des Queries for any American
who can read his figures. The chiefs
aid comes along and collects the
money. There are no disputes. The
figures Of the chief, unreadable as
they are, cannot be questioned.
All the while the train is careenss
ing along. The staff works with
clock.like precision. II may require
q small army Of servants to do the
work. But the work Is done. And
the chief saves all the corks to be
used again.
The wagon-lit IL IN amusing but
satisfying. French Institution. On
most Of these diners Mattresses do
the serving. But, on some lines, the
task is entrusted to walters. should
any Legionnsire happen to trave! over
laugh in store. For these boys wear
9 combination collar. tie and shirt
bosom all made out Of one piece of
white rubber. 1t gets all askew after
rev servings. But it remains all
IN its original. piece.
And that's your n-lit-the
same kind Of car that Marshal Foch
chose - setting for his armistics.
TOMORROW: superstitio.s.
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self instead Of appropriating the governments sur
plus for porkbarrel project another there is
good chance for reduction.
The Democrats, rather than forego the prospec-
tive reduction, planning to oppose the practice
of applying all receipts from foreign nations to debt
reductions. They argue that this is something that
can be let alone few years or else paid off more
gradually instead of putting all the money available
into this department.
The country would like to taxes reduced, but
there is a serious question whether Congress will
be able to control itself with the prospect of sur
plus at hand Despite the optimistic predictions Of
some of the Westinghouse, many Of are inclined
to bark back to past sessions where there
pluses and Congress gleefuy went ahead and spent
it ALL
If Congress only be persuaded to use restraint
there may be for rejoicing. In the meantime,
we only sit with bated breath and wait for
our soons to convene.
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OFAilNMA Anne A3Sstdihhy l ~

lovely, cloudlike chiffon frock over
her rioting curls.
Il agree with Bob that you had
better wait until after your divorce
from Chris before you become in
volved in any way with another
man. Faith told her stiffly.
Please, darling, /. don't cultivate
that manner" Cherry begged, laugh
ing. you really are only twenty
one, you know! But listen, Faith
Don't you worry about me. I'm old
enough and God knows I've had
trouble enough to-. have learned to
take care Of myself. Glenn is as
safe as q church.
Then you don't really love him. !"
Faith interrupted scornfully.
"Love!" Cherry wheeled and glared
at her sister furiously. Don't say
love to me! TMSick; of the word!
Al =! its ever brought me isapain and
,,, sAad .i .ss midget" Faith inter-
"She was glorious accident"
Cherry cried. Love had nothing to
do. with her! No, I've had my les
son! III never love any man again
too much. Do l look all right p,
her voice changed with miraculous
suddenness, as she surveyed her ra-
diant beauty in the mirror, a pleased
smile curling her ripe little mouth.
NEXT: Faiths portrait 10 finished
and exhibited to the family.
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Franco.G German Amitv

France is sitting on pins and needles again.
After it had appeared that her troubles with
Germany had been permanently patched up some-
thing happened to arouse the French fears and
agitate the hearts of her citizens. ia
1t was an innocent enough thing. Germans along
the border line of the two countries, where French
troops are still stationed. have formed "play
brigades." Theie brigades are more or less on the
order Of gynasium classes. but the fact that they
are run in Z semi-military way mas caused the
French worry. They now fearing another in
vasion. ,H
Then. too, they worry about Germany's ambitions.
To believe Of the French leaders. the Germans
are planning, by one master stroke, to repudate the
Dawes plan, annex Austria and recapture lost terri
tory by ruse or force.
1t seems that the day when the French and Ger
mans will trust each other has not yet arrived.
Inauguration Of friendly trade treaties seemed to
many to be the first step toward the restoration Of
amicabe relations But the French are still afraid
that some dark night Germany is going to rise ur
and start a wholesale massacre.
It is a case where . plainly weakened country
is proving menace to strong and powerful ma
ton. If Germany should start trouble. which is
doubtful there would be little trouble in subduing
her. As it stands. the French seem to be suffering
from Nightmares more than anything else.
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In the really good old prehistoric days, the cages
were sizable periods Of time. There were the not
sowell Paleogoic age of invertebrates fishes
and amphibians; the better-known Mesozoic age Of
reptiles; and the well known Cenozoc age of man.
mails, which is more less with US yet Within this
Cenozoic the stone age, the bronze age, the
heroic age the silver age the golden age the iron
age. the age of reason. the age Of discretion.
As time goes on, the world, moving at greater
and greater speed has the ages become shorter
and shorter. The age Of the invertebrates may have
lasted some thousands and thousands Of years. The
iron age lasted only few centuries giving way t.
the age of steel. Upon now, we are told, is the
age Of electricity, known in the vugate as the age
Of jazz.
What we in for next? A guess as good as
any Is that the next age will be known as the
synthetic. When the Institute of Chemistry was
recently shown bride dressed in purely synthetic
clothes. the age was heralded. Standard Oil Of
New Jersey is flirting with German inventor who
has produced synthetic gasoline. Various expert
ments are under way to produce synthetic rubber.
Synthetic pearls are here in such profusion that
they may be cast, alphabetically. before the swine.
And so it goes.
The coming Of the synthetic age lis one Of man.,
naive possibilities. If it will enable US to die
synthetic deaths and paying synthetic taxes it will
be worth sticking around for.
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Faith, with Cherry's baby cuddled
in her arm, sat. in Cherry's room,
watching her dress.
"Shall l wear my peach colored
chiffon or my white georgette p
Cherry unused. Then, as there was
an unmistaable gurRle Of laughter
from her baby, she rushed to Faiths
chair and flung herself down upon
her knees, letting her short copper,
gold curls fall in bright cascade
over. the dimpling face of the midget-
sized infant. Laughing at your old
muzzer. lambie :" she crowed .fohdlJs
"You just wait, Midget! Won't 81
long now till you're dressing for youg4
first beau! And oh, the heart4
y6u'll break, you little beauty
!, Wonder Z: .eI i I'm going to be jealous q
to be 50 pretty" aisn asansw sn,s
"Beauty-like yours-1can Ee q great
er curse than it is "a blessing. II you
weren't SO very lovely, honey
I'D be as good as you," Cherry
retorted flippantly, springing to her
feet after one last kiss upon the
baby's little button nose. "Going to
lecture me. darling You have your
orders from your husband, you know.
All right! Shoot"
Are you falling in love with Glenn
Andrews, Cherry?" Faith asked, ig-
noring her sisters impudence.
II have all the symptoms" Cherry
flung over one bare, pearly-tinted
shoulder as she delved into the closet
for the peach-colored chiffon. "Ac-
celebrated pulse. keen, new interest
in life, mounting excitement-proba-
bly, l am, darling. What of it?
suppose I'll always be falling in love
with somebody till die. And
hope to heaven ! die before men quit
falling in love with me-
II thought you were interested in
George" Faith said helplessly.
George Pruitt is a one-woman
man. and unfortunately, I'm not the
one woman. You happen to be-"
Cherry retorted, an edge Of hardness
to her voice. "Glenn is so much
easier. He had no intention of
marrying Selma. if that's what is
aching you. He told me So"
Does he know about-about Mr..
Clunyy' Faith asked hesitatingly.
WHO Doesn't" Cherry retorted.
Don't worry, precious. I've told
Glenn all about It, and he UNDER
stands and sympathizes beautifully.
He also knows about-Chris. Every
thing" she added, as she slipped the
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Nineteen Hundred Years After

= The breaking up of the Geneva arms parley Presi-
dent Coodges withdrawal from the 1928 campaign.
and the intense interest in the Sacco-Vanzetti case
crowded from public attention the meeting. in Lau-
same, Switzerland. Of representatives from 81
Christian denominations who seek some means
whereby they may unite all Christian peoples under
O. common creed. q common basis Of faith, and a
rdlnlnon form of church organization and admin
istration.
Preparations for this conference have been under
Wex tor ~ years. 1t is of course improbable that
ID - inst meeting the conference will achieve its
aim. but the fact that the Christian peoples
~ Of the world are nearer q common understanding
IL noteworthy.
1t almost exactly 1900 years ago that Jesus
Christ set out upon his great ministry. That min
stry, lasting some three years, the foundation
Of the Christian church. Time progress and the
varying interpretations which mortal men put upon
the Christian doctrine handed down by Jesus him
self have resulted in the creation Of the 81 differ
ent sects which are now gathered at Lausanne.
Two hundred years ago-one hundred years ago.
the believers in creed could see no possible good
in the creed Of any other church. Tolerance however,
has spread and the result is that today representa-
tives of the 81 creeds in thirty different
tries can admit that the spirit Of their religion is
and should be more important than mere details
: of ceremony and church organization.
! Success for the Lausanne conference would not
the immediate creation of one big church, the
merger Of all church organizations now existent.
1 but Christianity is big enough to encompass all
creeds and broad admission that the Christian doc
trne is no longer narrow and dogmatic is the first
step toward true worship The spirit Of the day is
not how shall worship, but merely that we shall
. worship. Solicitors to the well being OF the world
the Lausanne conference can lead only in this
Z. direction.
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Editorial Comment
Lindbergh Is Tired
{ Fargo FOrum)

Lindbergh they tell us, is tired When he dropped
in on Indianapolis the other day. he showed unmis-
taxable signs Of beginning to crack under the strain
His shoulders dropped, his face had haggard
look. and circles were about his eyes, the reports
say.
Lndbereh himself fears that he is going stale.
The steady round Of receptions has begun to wear.
1.-THE hokum often is terrible" he said to one in
terviewer. "What has that cigaret business got to
do with it! Why do you care that didn't prefer
Ito drink in Paris! Let's talk aviation"
Undoubtedly the young man is tired. Undoubted-
~ he was netted when the reporter questioned him
about his abstinence abroad and his first cigaret
Undoubtedly, he Is weary as he awakes each morn
ing with the knowledge that he must 60 through
another dreary round Of exhibition flying. parades
dinners, receptions and what not.
But there seems to be nothing he can do but carry
on. The American public will not let him rest. II
is hard on its heroes. and Lndbereh, more popular
than any hero Il has had for many. many years.
must keep up the pace. He cannot drop out Of sight
and hide himself. He wanted to do that in Paris,
but it was impossible. He had to put up with the
cheering. the crowds, the dinners. When he came
home, he had to be received 1t Washington, New
York and St. Louis. He IL serious young man,
deeply interested in avistion which il bis fes BUSH
ness So he must yield to popular demand to make
tour Of the country In the interests Of aviation
The government wanted him TO do 20, and he IN.
swsfsd ~ eall.
Each day. he must 90 through the same program:
Z flight to some city. brisf circls-ovsr the town.
Aswoop down e the landins fisd hsnd-sheking with
~ reeepton committee long parade. exercises IN
svb6iaS. rscsptian ~ Asars sIssp. a,sd then.
~ safAe thing ~ over = ~ next tewns
TIT = ~ psnajty - - los belag 4 kers, how
et6x N A1aoS3eon eoU3e 81 ereSfly fntere1kad 81
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The Mayors Job

Mayor w. Freeland Kendrick Of Philadelphia has
found by actual count that in the two and half
years he has been 1T the head of the Quaker City
government he has attended an average Of $40 ban
quets year. Getting this down to more appreciable
figures. be calculated that Hizzoner in Phila.
delphia must spend from two to three hours every
single day attending banquets.
Mayor Kendrick has saved his digestive apparatus
by. refusing to eat at any and all banquets. He
merely attends and extends the official glad hand
and--welcome, then departs-to attend another
banquet.
The social demands put upon Philadelphias chief
executive are in varying degree duplicated in prac
tically every city Of any size in the country and
that Is the tragedy Of the whole affair. City of
ficials are required to do altogether too much
key business, to the detrment Of the city welfare.
No city hsgrudges its chief executive time spent
on goh course getting recreation or building up
hle physieal self 20 that he may better handle his
~. bpt when m official Is called upon TO attend
- banquets week, It h tins to call halt and give
hin opportunity 70 attend e tie business Of city
lintetratien
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New York. Aug. IA friend has
figured ONT that an average hat costs
9 New Yorker anywhere. from $50 to
An ordinary straw kelly. which can
be picked up in Sixth Avenue for .
few dollars, is likely to cost 1T least
twenty before it is thrown in the ash
heap ut the end Of summer.
Which. mayhap, may. account for
the hatless army, rapidly growing in
this city.
How come! you ask. It's tn. hat
checking racket that operates every
where. -.
Almost every place, ontside the
arm chair counters, now boxsts .
hat-checking concession. You 20 to
lunch and check Your hat and dime
Is extracted. This Is repeated at
dinner. H. you visit club or q
theater. there stands the hat-check
bandit. At night club the mini
mum Is around two bits and, in an
exclusive club, you are supposed to
leave at least fifteen cents.
The business man who goes about
. lot can expect the cost Of his hat
to run around 80 cents a day or SIS
. month. II the hat lasts six months
it has cost him $40 above the original
price. H
Anyway; the other day my friend
decided that it would be cheaper to
have his hat stolen. The law OF per.
centages has. 1t that he wilt lose hts
hat not more than once month.
DESIGNATING the hat check tips, that
would break him even on s. straw
beanie and he could appear with .
new One.e Il,
This is mere item, however, Is
compared with trying to have pet
dog or q baby in this metropolis.
A busy man must hire the janitOr
or one Of the profession y'.dog ex-
ercisers' it he is to have 4 purp in
his basement. Janitors make consid-
cradle side money plsying nurssmaid
to-. tenants dogs, and innumerable
(obless men take on this, task while
looking around for work.
Since few apartments are large
enough to aecommodate baby buggiss
and families ~ the same time, and
since most apartment owners refuse
to allow the bu4gies to be. parked in
the hallway. the ''baby buggy gar
age. flourish. uv III one neiehborhood
Of the Bronx arage owner recently
cleared autos out Of the place. find
ing he could get = much better turn.
over out Of Rp-carts and carriages
without having any dirty work to do.
Rental y arranged BY, day, week Or
'"O'"' ssfs
In 10th Street = ''beauty parlorr
for dogs and cats 10 the latest. While
mtlady goes to the beauty parlor for
her bob, permanent wave, or face
lifting. she can leave Tabby and Fido
at the animal beauty shop 20 be
clipped. trimmed and primped.
The dogs Of. Park Avenue, quite
the ritziest hounds to be found any
where, are perfect specimens OF the
beauty parlor's art. In summer days
they are barbered beyond belief,
their masters demanding those same
ultra-cuts that mark the new styles
in bobbed hair.
~ GEEBERT. SWAN.
Copyright. 1897 NEA Service, lne.)
~ 49, >. y
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Daily Health
Service
BY DIR. MORRIS FISHBEIN
Editor Journal Of the American Med
zeal Association and Of Hygeia,
the Health Marasinn

the Health Magazine
In volume issued under the
auspices Of the American Institute Of
Economics, established by the Carne-
gle corporation, Robert Morse Wood
bury considers some Of the import
ant factors with relation to accidents
among w0rkmen as well Is to the
matter Of workers health. -,
The total working time. lost an
n0alfy on account Of otcupational
accidents is estimated at 247,OOO, 900
working days. ], The annual, total
wage loss from such accidents, as
Stunning an average wage Of 81 per
day, is estimated roughly at $685.
100000 The time lost and wages
lost because Of i'll health among 3U,-
0O0, 900 industrial workers is approx
imately 2lO,OOO,O0O working days or
the equivalent Of 100000 working
years. Assuming wages to average
$44 per day, the wage loss from sick
ness causing absence from, work is
estimated at $40, 00O, OOO.. At an
average of 81 day for medical, hos
pital and nursing expenses, the
amount spent per year for this pur-
pose is about $245, OO0, 900. The total
economic loss from sickness and pre-
mature oe4tn among wage earnerS Is
estimated at 81 SOC, OO0, 900 annually.
These figures are significant be-
cause of their tremendous total,
and because most of the vast amount
of industrial accidents and industrial
sickness is preventable. Physicians
associated with industrial !. plants
point out that much Of the sickness
could be- eliminated by adequate
health supervision combined with
prompt alienation Of such conditions
as are found on physical examination.
The statistical data are important
because Of their emphasis on the
nature Of the problem. For instance,
the selection Of methods Of proven
ton Of any industrial accidents i'm
wolves consideration Of itt effective
ness, its cost and its relationship to
the output Of work.
Only compilation of statistics of
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1l6 of the series Of articles by
Paul Adams, Tribune correspond
emit, who is revisiting France ~
a scout for the American Legion
convention in September.
CHAPTER CxvI
A "wagon.lit" is, strictly speaking,
railroad car. But some are sleep
ing cars-though there are no berths
in France-and some are diners. 1t
was . wagon-lit that Marshal Foch
used to lay his armistice papers in
front Of the German delegates. And
it will be a wagon-lit in which the
delegates to the American Legion
convention will eat on their way
from the ports. Of entry to Paris.
The tables in a wagon-lit are mar
row. The train careens along at q
terrific rate of speed. The wagon-lit
rocks and jolts. Places are secured
in advance for various servings and
the delegates for the. meals are
calico w u uniformed gentleman
with bell like the one the milkman
used to use.
A waitress brings soup. She deals
out o round of cups and then ladies
up the liquid. And she never spills
y drop. She rides the train with the
ease Of broncho buster. The job
is quite similar, too. Next comes
the plates and the meat. Another
waitress takes orders for wine and
m neral water. \ real dignitary, ths
official bottle opener, does his wO.k
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Old Masters

o rssdsrl hast thou ever stood to -
Ihe i1oliy-tree9 .'4sl 49,
The eye that contsmpiates Il we'll
perceives 1900 n.
Its. glossy leaves ~
ordered by IN Intelligence. 30 wise
AZ might reenfound the At6eist's
sophistries. ,s
Robert Southsy: Thu, Holly-Tree.
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accidents before and after any given
system II In operation permits safe
aEcis'on as to the value Of various
methods.