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New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

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New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Lack OF public interest. il is
said, has killed the plan for a
municipal parking space. This evil
IDENTIFY happened because the streets
are so much more convenient for
the purpose.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

The Middletown man who escaped
uninjured when his motor (swank
name for "car") turned over four
times is going to be a booster for
careful driving,
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
Mhat She Did

Warner: Barnes wanted TO keep
that flapper daughter of his from
going out, so he took away her
clothes"
Woods; What happened then ~
Warner: She went out and won
a first prize in d bathing beauty
contest"
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
II be a pal to any guy
just Coming In

Neighbor calling to fellow next
door moving lawn at A. Nj:
Say, why don't you do that before
/ YOU go to bed? p
The Mower: II am"
Margaret Livingston
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Again We learn that the Broad
street merchants are to form an or
Kanization. There now can be no
doubt about it, Naturally they also
will be broadminded.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

A watch manufacturer once made
the dollar famous, but John d.
Rockefeller seems bound to do the
same service for the dime.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

A newspaper is doing we'll when
the only ones who write nasty let
t,rs to the editor are the kind who
don't sign their names.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

When you decide tina. possibly
YOU were wrong in a fc" Instances
when the quarrcis began. your sum-
mor cold Is getting better.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

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titled to the use for republication OF
all news credited to It or not otherwise
credited IN this paper and also local
news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

The only profitable Advertising medium,
in the City. Circulation book and press
room alwAys open to advsrtiserA
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Alas. Autumn is almost here and
there's nothing the girls can take
off to show they don't mind the
chilly weather.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Results are what count. Whether
lsopic buy for cash or pay dollar
down, possessions effects the same
Eosc elevation.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

If somebody in the north end had
had a hand organ it would have
been much easier to capture that
pet monkey.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

lssusd Daily (ounday E1cepted)
At Herald BldS- q Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

The Herald 10 on sale daily in No.
York 1t Hotalings Newsstand. Times
Square; echuIts's NewsUandA. Entrance
Grand Central And Street
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Anybody can be publicity agent.
hut only the best ones seem TO love
lie for its own sake.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

What Is a Kiss Among Friends:
An Answer
BY Lillian c. Hogue
You say YOU want to be my friend?
Well. Mister. go ahead.
You named your bargain, didn't
YOU?
You called the turn. huff said!
What's that? You want a little
smack"
Outside. friend. Tie 10 this:
You get my friendship - that's
enough
No necking, bono kiss.
They say it doesn't mean a thing
To kiss a relative:
Well kid. there's more than touch
ing lips
In any kiss I give.
III be pal to any guy
WHO cares low much he spends?
If l won't kiss. why should he care?
What's a kiss among friends?
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Even in the old days girls had
the bloom OF youth, but ii wasn't
higher in one cheek than the other.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

The we'll dressed man should
have seventeen suits. but he can go
anywhere if he merely has money
enough to buy that many.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

The identity of the Republican
nominee is at present unknown to
everybody except the few who at
tend to these things.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

How fine. after travelling, to get
back home where people use your
own particular kind of bad gram
mar,
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

The great unwashed' contains
two groups: the lower class, and
the portion of the upper class that
is out camping.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Night clubs need lot of pa
tience A sucker is born every min
uate. but he must grow up before
he's ready
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

When the cantaloupe season IS
over. there isn't much you can take
chance on except matrlmony and
rhestnuts
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

While Levine talked somebody
else started flying across.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Entered at the Post once At New Brit
Ain ~ Second Clan Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Americanism: Paying little attcn-
ton to Governments; expecting it to
function as nicely as Santa Claus.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

In other words, the movies il
Chicago are not moving.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

A village is q place where most
men expect to get to Heaven be
cause their wives belong to church.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

judges stand.
In the excitement OF the race
stood up, and large package of
safety pins dropped from my pocket
onto the track. .ot wanting anyone
to see them. ] hoped over the rail
TO pick them up.
Just as | had stopped over and
had my hand on the pins, a racing
car came along suddenly and bump
ed into me squarely from the rear.
] never was so embarrassed in all
my life
Ted Osborne
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Correct this sentence. mfr. Brown
Is nice man" said the small boy,
even if he did kick my dog
Copyright 1927, Publishers
Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Sentiment for a candidate.
found by travelling scouts. usually is
Just the appeiites of d few prospec-
tive jobholders.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
Ted Osborne
NJ CO.

NO 10.
Business Man: II want you to go
with me on my trip next week"
His Stenographer: Listen ] may
he a typewriter. but don't get it in
your head that I'm a portable"
Mrs. II. G.. LoCurto
Copyright. 1927, Reproduction
Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
More Important

MORO Important
Dealer; Would you be interested
in an automatic windshield wiper
for the carr"
Customer: mo, but YOU might
show me an automatic nose-Niper
for the baby"
Ronald c, Broome
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

Looks as If summer is on the way.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
1900 . Year.
$500 Three Months
7sc- Month
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
We Can Imagined

Last week I vast at an auto race.
sitting in the front row OF the
grandstand directly opposite the
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01

TELEPHONE CALLS
Business once 49,. s25
Editorial Rooms 80. s26
New Britain herald., 1927-09-01
Margaret Livings
THE. Fun SHOP COURSE IN
SCENARIO WRITING
Lesson -Four

Conducted by Elizabeth r. MackcJ
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
NEW TRAINER HAS
 CHARGE OF GENE
Young Millionaire Plays Mean
 Game Of Golf

Cedar Crest Country Club. Lake Villa, H., Sept. 14 (CP)-Gene Tunney has placed himself in the l hands Of new trainer one Cor don Kelly, who plays golf and is lhe son Of Lake Forest million aire.
 For three days he has been in young kelly's company and for three days neither Lou Fink, his salaried trainer. nor Billy Gibson. his round manager. has seen the champion who will defend his heavyweight boxing title against Jack Dempsey eight days hence. Gene has found the heat at the 1 Cedar Crest training camp "oppres- sive.' IL has been much cool.. on the breeze-swept course Of the Olympia Fields Country club where golf and polo are played. He had accepted Kelly and Miss Virginia Wilson as golfng partners and made the best of it.
 Miss Wilson. who is hahitually d fnalist in midwestern golf tourna- monts. is enthusiastic over Gene Tunney's game,
 He plays lovely game of golf" she said. T never saw anybody hit such a long drive. and his ap- breaches are truly marvellous. Of course he's little cratic because he doesn't play often enough. I told him he ought 10 give up fight ing and he'd be a golf champion"
 Tunney will work out with his sparrng partners tomorrow, accord ins to Gibson. It will be the first boxing for Gene since last Sunday.
 Gibson is one of the many in the country club training camp who have taken 10 golf knickors in emu lation of Tunney. Flat-nosed, bat tle-scarred sluggers vic with each other for the gaudiest plus tours and golf sox.
 The manager hasn't seen his fighter for three days. the sparring partners have had nobody 10 spar with, and tho training camp has been without it's star attraction re- c"ntly but things promise to liyen up with Tunncys return.
 \ contest 10 see which fighter possesses the most intriguing paja- mas was one Of the highlights Of the camp today. Chuck Wiggins' oriental outfit was voted the most attractive outside Of Tunneys blue and gold creation.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
BARN MEN WIN TWO
Conductors and MOtormcn No Match For Mechanics in Diamond Bat ties staged YcstcruAy.

The baseball team composed of the barn men of the Connecticut Co. took the measure Of the trolley mems team yesterday in two games played. The swamping handed out to the conductors and motormen in both instances was terrific. This about ends the feud between these two which has lasted all season and gives the mechanics threo straight victories over the boys who jerk the handles.
 George Hcslin and F. Jahn were the opposing pitchers. the former doing the box work for the winners. George was in excellent form and he whzzed his fadeaway by the pas senger crews like a big leaguer. The teams lined up as follows: Trolley men. Jahn ?. Nyack c. Martin lh, Schnider 2b Griswold Sb. T. HeSlln ss. E. Schnider If. Curtin ct and Barrett If. Barn men. G. Hes'in ?. King c, Wasielak 1b. Bidwell 2h. Veronto Sb. Bologo rf GwiasdowsN ss. Lucco cf and Watkins If.
 The scores Of the games by in ning1 were as follows:
 First Game
 Trolley men Ill O0l oS3-1o Barn men 652 O5O c4X--2o lS
 Second Game
 Barn men 15.75 oo1 37l--3a 2o S Trolley men ooi 302 oo0-l1 II
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
YANKEES CAPTURE
 AMERICAN TITLE
Filth Time Since HugSins Took
 Charge

New York, Sept. 4.-fPs-F'or the fifth time since Miller Higgins as stunned control in 1918 the New York Yankees have captured the Ameri- can league baseball championship. When the team defeated Cleveland yesterday in both games of double header it clinched the pennant be- yond mathematical uncertainty.
 Babe Ruth hits his fifty-first home run Of the season in the first contest and his fifty-second in the windup. The Tanks won by 5-3 score in each game. New York has Is games left on the schedule. If the team lost all Of these while the Philadelphia Athletics, now in second place, won all Of their remaining 1, games the Yankees would finish the season six points ahead of the Mackmen.
 Since Huggins took over the rein. the Yankees have finished below first division only once. In 1925 the team was badly disorganized and slumNed into seventh place. Under Higgins management the Tanks finished fourth in 1918 and 1919, third in 1920. won pennants in ls2l- sra. finished second to Washington in 1924, and captured their fourth pennant last season.
 This year the Yankees got away 10 flying start and made a runaway Of festivities. Some of the keenest students of baseball believe the Nanks are the greatest all-around team 'he game has ever known. It tops the American league in team batting and was only one point be hInd the Chicago White Soy. leaders m team fielding, in the last official averages. The Yankees have hit l45 home runs 10 date. five more than the previous high mark established in 1854 by the Chicago Nationals. Ruth and Gehris have contributed ?. home runs to this total, and today Ruth was seven ahead Of Gahrie. Ruth has 10 make only seven more hom"rs to equal his record, estab- lishod in 1921.
 The YaNks will play the rest of their games at home and will open the worlds series in the park Of the National league winner, probably October 5.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
TUNNEY LOOKING
 BETTER THAN EVER
Faster Than Last Year, News
 papernen Say

Lake Villa, Tll., Sept. l4 lN -~ Most people would naturally believe that tn" heavyweight champion of the world. Of all people is the hes, able 10 talk" care of himself, but not tn" citizens Of Chicago.
 For the first time since Turncy came west ten days ago 10 comnlete training for the most expensive fistic display in history his sS.00o. OOO title battle with Jack Dempsey at Soldier Field-the champion today had no one minding him.
 Gene left his personal hodyguard. Bill Smith Of Detective headquart- CTS. spinning yarns of the stock yards and the bold Chicago gunmcn when he departed the training camp Monday 10 visit with friends at Lake Forest. 2o miles away.
 4 miniature fire department. as signed from headquarters in Chicago as well as Sergeant Smiths three as sistants. the regular police force about th" grounds and Riggs II, the Quantico Marine mascot from Nir- sinia. all were left with nothing to protect.
 With the champion absent not even people with business on the grounds are appearing at the camp Gene was due at the Country club tonight for dinner after his three day absence. Satisfied that his con- dition is such that only three morc workouts will fit him perfectly for the ten round title defensc. Gene will box Thursday and Friday and probably Sunday before putting aside his training togs
 Weighing l92 pounds or there ahon's. Tunney, according 10 the consensus of newspaper critics. is faster than when hc whipped Demp- scy last fail. stronger, and is boxing and punching better than at, any time in his career. The added weight, some of which Gene intends to re- move before the battle, has crcpt into the punching equipment about his back and shoulders. The cham pion is noti"cahly simmer through the waist and hips
 Tunnsy may visit Tex Eickard, promoter of inc show, in Chicago to- day before returning 10 camp. 4 slight difference Of opinion exists be- tween th" promoter and the cham pion on the ticket question. Like some others Gene ordered 500 tickets 10 the big show and received only 900.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
BR|TISAERS MAKE
 ONE FINAL STAND
But Yankee PoloiStS Are the
 Fayorites Today

New York, Sept t.-1P-With odds heavily against them the British Army -in-Ihda challegers for the international polo cup were de- termined on a last ditch fight against the American Big Four to- day at the Meadow Brook club. Bar ring q complete reversal form, the United States team, defending inc trophy it won in 1921. and re- taincd against the British challcug- ITS in 1924, was expected to add to it's 1%-S victory scored against the invaders last Saturday.
 The one element Of doubt that gave rise to British hopes was the bolstering of their lineup that sent Captain Richard George to Mum ber 1 in place Of Captain Claude Pert. and Captain John P. Dening, 10 Number ?. succeeding Major Austin Williams.
 Polo observers were doubtful, however, that any change in tactics by the British would be able to cur tail the effectiveness Of the Rig Four. now that it has reached the top Of it's game.
 Dening weighing 1SO pounds. is considered hard rider and hitter. and his assignment is that of mix ing it." riding off the husky Amer ican backs.
 George will play a similar type o: game. but will endcavor 10 clear the way for shots rather than exc cute them. Americans expect that Captain (. T. l. Roark, the brilliant Number , Of the British. will at tempt 10 play his usual individual game. Rodrk is regarded as one of f'l" finest players in the world. and II he has good day. there is no dguht but what the British will make a much closer racc of it than they did last week.
 There will be no changes in the NL''rican lineup. Postponement would come only in the event of a heavy rain. The teams will take the Ii, Id as follows:
 United States and Great Britain respectivrly:-- J. Watson Webb. Captain Richard George. No. ].
 Thomas Hitchcock, Captain John P. Dening. No 2.
 Malcomb Stevenson Captain C. T. l. Roark. No. 3.
 D"vereux Milburn, Major Eric G. Atkinson, back.
 Subs: Great Britain Captain Claude Pert, Major Austin II. Will Hams, Lieut.. E. P. Guinness.
 United States-Captain c. A. i Wilkinson. Winston Guest, ]. Cheey- | CT Cowdin, Robert E. Strawbridge. 1 Jr.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
ACTORS CLEAN STATUE

London, Sept. II IP) - Dennis Neilson-T"rry and his wife, Mary Glynne. noted British actors. ar, statue Sir Henry Irving in Charine Cross road.
 "Thc statue was in terrible con dition and nobody seems to have taken any interest in it." Mr. Terry said. 'I intend 10 look after the statue Of the great actor as long as ! am able.h
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
The Standing

Games Today Cleveland at New York. Chicago at Philadelphia. St. Louis at Boston. Detroit at Washington.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

Two more men who will most probably be members of the squad before many days are up are Red" c Neil, last years center on the Hartford Blues and "Unk" Con- molly, veteran end with New Britain.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

1-Batted for Sweetland In sth.
 1S-Batted for WrIghtstone in srh
 HIx-Ren for Jonusrd In 9th.
 NHIH-Batted for Wilson in s,h.
 AS1S1-Batted for Nixon in eth Philadelphia ....,D D0D 006 no- 2 Cincinnati .. onh o>o eo,, |, TWO base hits-Alisn, Ritey. Frihers. lhree base ht-Purdy. Winning pitcher -Ei1sS Empires NJ Laushlin, O'D.y md Jorda, Time-I4i
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

Buffalo 12, Rochester 8. Newark 6. Baltimore 2.
 Reading $. Jersey City ,. Toronto 3-1. Syracuse 2-5.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
EASTERN LEAGUE.
1esterday's' Results

Springfield l2, New Haven 9, Bridgeport 4, Providence :. Albany S, Waterbury 2.
 Pittstield 12-2, Hartford so.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
MAJOR LEAGUE LEADERS

IncludinG games of Sept. l3) B! the Asspcia'cd Press
 National Batting Waner. Pirates .SS2 funs-I.. Waner. Pirates, l"l. Hits-P. Wauer. Pirates 3l3. Doubles-S Stephenson. Cubs, 50. Triples-r. Waner, Pirates, IS. Homers-Wilson. Cubs, q. stolen bases-Frisch Cardinals, i4
 Pitching lows, Pirates, won IS. lost :.
 American Batting Simmons. Athletics, San. Ruth, Yankees. l3l. iitS-Comhs, Yankees, 2n5. Doubles-Gchr;g Yankees, 30. TriDles-tomhs, Yankees, 2o. Nomcrs-Kuth, Yankees, 52 G2h rig. Yankees. 45. stolen bases SIslrr. Browns. "7. Pitching lioyt. Yankees. won T, lost 6.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
The Standing
Games Today

New York at St. Louis. @. Boston at Pittsburgh. CD. Brooklyn at Chicago.
 Philadelphia at Cincinnati.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

Hunt. who was with New Britain last year, has notified Manager Daley that he will probably be with the Stamford team this year. He was a flash on the field last year and the lineup Of the New Britain team this year.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

"tHANG" opens Sunday with en- larged symphony orchestra at the strand. advt.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
Tie Standing
Games Today

Jersey City at Reading. Baltimore at Newark. @, Toronto at Jersey City. Rochester at Buffalo.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
The Standing
Games Today

"h'''c SNiHS Pittsfeld at Hartford. Waterbury al Albany. Bridgeport at Providence. New Haven at Springfield.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

Although a number Of the men have been signed as players on the team, Coach Dave Dunn is looking over number of others who showed "p well last night. More than 30 candidates were present at the prac- ;lce session held in the Tabs gym naslum, and out of this crowd d good team can be nodded.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
Speaking p
 of s ports

The triumvirate that will direct the destinies of the All-New Britain football team this year went into conference last night at the Tabs hall and began signing players for the coming season.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
CHIC AGO


 11-Rattr' for carlson in arb Brooklyn . o,, on. ooo Chicago ........ o,o noo o,o ' TWO DaS- hitS-Stenh.nsou. poab. Srott Nlisnh. Thlfe base hits-Partrtdr.. But Ter Carey. Winning pitcher-.poak, los. utr l''' "'' -i'I' ie mpircs-Pf'Iman. Wilson and uuisley Time of r,m,-- -s.,-
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

"tHANG" opens Sunday with en- lrrged symphony orchestra at the Strand. .---advt.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
NATIONAL LEAGUE
cstcrSYay'S Res,,lt,

Yesterdays Results St. Louis 5-6, New York 9-l2.x Pittsburgh 6-5 Boston 1-l. Brooklyn s. Chicago 5. Cincinnati 5. Phila dclphia 8.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

Games have been secured with AL Bridgeport and All-Hartford. while Manager Daley has two open dates awaHing word from Stamford.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

LEAGUE STANDING
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Yesterdays ResllItS

New York 5-5, Cleveland 3S. Philadelphia Is, Chicago 5. Washington 3-s. Detroit o-3. Boston 5-3, St. Louis 4-o.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

"CHAEG' opens Sunday with en- larEed symphony orchestra at the Strand.--advt
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14
PIRATE PENNANT
 CHANCES BRIGHTER
(Continued from Preceding Pare)

'NHunte, Ss ........4 ? 2 "heruel .........i q c
 Totals .q ] .. 2 T-Ra,t"d for Benton in .tM.
 NA-Batted for Harper in 9th .N'" Nork ..............oa 0Oo INf-s TWO base hits-Bottoriey, Curmiuss Three base h!t-Rottomley. Losing pitcher Bent"n. tmpires-Riylsr. Moran and Hart. Ttm4 of gams--e:0s.
 second Game New York ...........5Oa 5oo Noo-,, St. Louis .... noo o,h o,-
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

The first game will be staged on Sunday September 2J, and al that time, a team composed of coloreI stars from Harlem, x. Y. will be the opposition. This crew is rated on the gridiron the same as the basket ball team vas on the chalked courts last year. and if there is any con- parison, New Britain is in for a tough scramble.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

Manager Dailey's efforts to get in touch with the manager Of the Stamford team so far have been fruitless, but he is vestigating and will probably have some definite in formation before the week is out
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

All-Hartford is being formed at dope. The manager of that crew has made offers to I!oizheimer. RadZc- Wch, Sturm and others who are 10 play with New Britain this year These men all signed with New Britain last night and they will be members Of the team during the coming season.
New Britain herald., 1927-09-14

Tom Humphrios. who suffered 5 bad burning from a live electric wire during the winter, is fully re- covered and is in excellent shape. A New Britain football team without the Bridgeport star would seem to hc lacking in very essential de- part He has always been one of th" ha"Gesl workers on the tea m and orc of tic most agreeable men with Whi'h the management has G'nu busintss.
 Y. N. T. A X E. society f'fsehall team will practice Thur day tight at 6 o'clock at Walnut Hill park. All members are asked to be on hand