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New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
TONY THE BOOTBLACk
on
IINnEERGH THE EIHEK

WhatSa mat aNrabodv gets oNcl'e
bout deesa guy Lindberger. Justa
cause heesa gone upstairs lima da
air, takesa da beeg long walk and
one night somebody hearsa heen
saw Lafayette here Get ees. aVra-
body getsa craze.
When I ITALIA Marioche. datsa m,
wife, datsa deesa falla dond wanna
sleep for coupla nights. sheesa sa!
watsa mat we dond aska hecm
come leev weed us an lima da night
times make-a heem walka da floor
weed da keeds.
Ma Marouche say when sheesa
gone fly to Paris sheesa gone-a
walk. Datsa for me. too. Suppose
you fly long nice Ikea da littla
robin red chest an den someteens
saysa goodbye onna your machine
An you gotta step out into da ocean
Datsa too much damp an maybe you
catcha da cold an die.
Mariouche aska me how Linn
berger linda heesa way l ITALIA her
dat when heesa smella da feesh
datsa Newfoundland. She say Una
craze. Newfoundland sheesa dog an
hows dog gonna smell Ikea da
feesh. I say maybe heesa dog-feesh
When heesa smella da corn bif and
cabbitch. datsa ireland an den heesa
uueek takes heesa machine one mil
lion. yes more than dat one thou
sand miles up cause heesa fraid
heesa machine gone-a get beet weed
flynn bricks.
Avrabody glad heesa come hack
Avra Mayor wantsa eeev heen
keys TO city. Datsa haluva thecng tf
keys. Heesa wantsa keys pretty
gals.
Sacre. When I meeta you Meestel
I.imberger l gonna blacka youl
shoe for noting. Datsa gooda boy
An 7 gonna keys you but pleas
donta tai ma Mariouche.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
number OF adults injured was 80 pc

cent greater.
1t may be explained in extenua-
dents to children from automobiles
that the first three months OF the
year provided longer period of
coasting than the same months last
year. But il this partly explains the
excessive increase in casualties to
children, 1t does not explain why
many autoists did not attempt to
govern their driving accordingly.
Many drivers last winter. it was no.
ticed. did not pay the slightest at
tention to children using sleds in or
near highways, bouncing along and
footing their horns just as il the lit
tie coasters knew enough to keep
out OF the way, or could control
their sleds as we'll as a motorist can
control mis- automobile.
The 60 per cent increase in child
casualties also is something for par
ents to ponder over. Perhaps It will
be necessary to bar all coasting
from streets in the towns and cities
OF the state. or set off certain
streets and the parks for this pur-
pose.
Children at play and autoists
must be kept apart. 1t is the duty
Of municipalities to furnish play
grounds and parks and then thor
oughly encourage the young to con-
centrate their play efforts there.
Keeping the children out of the
streets. however, is not SO much the
business of the police or municipali-
ties as it Is of the parents. Some
times it is evident that parents need
education along such lines.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Fred? Walter? Sidney? James?
Dick? Horace? Elmer? Joe? Henry
Val? Ernie? Bob? Louie? Frank ?
Pete? George? Bruce? Dan? John ?
Adam? Hank? Ned? Ben? Howard ?
Ralph? Nat?
Neighbor. Listening. Gnash, Bur-
eau. Revolver.
Hal? Link? Jean? Perce? Pat?
Jack? Lyle? jim? Paul?
Bang!!! Girl. Telephone. Falls.
Too. Darn. Popular!!!
The Expert
Ryan: did you hire detective
to investigate that robbery at your
nouse?'
Willis: ayes. He deduces that 1t
was an inside job"
Ryan: Whom does he suspect ?"
Willis: II think he has narrowed
it down now between the gold fish
and the canary"
Frank l.. Dugan
(Copyright. 1927. Reproduction
Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
STEALING STORES
Foundry Elevator and Motor Truck
Necessary to Obtain Stamford
Ioot-Three Are Held.

Stamford. June IS F-Four
Stamford men were arrested yester.
day charged with breaking and en-
tering the plant of the Stamford
Foundry Co. They are Nicholas San
tagata, Sam Totilo. Dan Terenzio
and Carmelia Roda. Their bonds
have been placed at $1,000 each.
pending further Investigation.
Late at night tho police were no.
titled that an automobile truck had
backed into the yard Of the foun-
dry company and that four men
were carrying away three large
cases. When the police arrived. the
truck and men had disappeared but
three packing cases containing three
large stoves were found. The ranges
were taken from the shipping room
down an elevator and into the yard.
An investigation was started by
the police and the arrests followed.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

At Hammond. Ind, 100000 peo-
pie greeted" the President; at
Rapid City, S. D., 10000 gathered
with great rapidly. No wonder the
President prefers to HE 80 miles in
the hills, where the wild animals
roam.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
rs Years Ago Today

The Normal school was closed
this morning following conference
between the mayor, Principal White.
and Secrct-.ry Lindsey OF the state
board of health. Arrangements for
graduation will continue uninterrupt-
cd despite the smallpox in town.
Just as the last two pieces OF fire
works were being set off at the open
ing of White Oak last night the arm
OF an Italian who was assisting the
expert was blown of. Nobody knows
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

That Providence mariner who will
guide 40-foot schooner to the
Canary islands alone is entitled TO
more glory than he will ever get.
But who ever heard of the captain
OF a schooner being feted as a hero
these days. even il he Is captain,
mate and crew all in one,
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
Barefoot Boy

Barefoot Boy
As AL Jolson Would Go After 1t
Imagined by Judith Faith Reisman
Oh, nanny, look at him, nanny,
All, nanny, see the little man!
Barefoot boy with cheek of tan!
Yes nanny. see that cheek.
That cheek OF tan.
See them turned up pantaloons.
Hear them merry whistle tunes,
Nanny.
Nanny.
Dirty hands. dirty face.
Nanny,
But he's more than the world to
me!
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

A distressed resident of Thomas
ton says Waterbury people would
rather live in Waterbury and "inhale
SCOT and smoke" than 20 there to
live, in spite Of the plenitude Of
vacancies. The manufacturing
plants in Waterbury must be busy
for change.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
SIXTY PER CENT

According to the accident report
for the state made by the depart
ment OF motor vehicles, covering the
Of children injured during January,
February and March increased so
per cent over last year, and the
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

One thing that aids Colonel Lind
bergh with the public is that when
he Is dragged into making a speech
he knows when to stop. and that
point is reached mighty quick. In
other words he also is an example
to orators"
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
Fun Shop Museum In Year 1927
The Explanation

The Explanation
Hopkins: Say, boy, ] didn't tell
you to NOV my lawn, did T."
Boy: NO, sir"
Hopkins: Then why are you
moving it" You needn't expect to
get any money from me for it."
Boy; ITS all paid for. The gem
tlemen in the neighborhood Clipped
in on it, They said it would be
cheaper than having you borrow
their lawn-mowers all the time."
E. j. kaufman
4 SHORT STORY FOR TABLOID
READERS
tAll Sentences Guaranteed Not to
Exceed One Word)
BY Louise Tevson
Girl. Telephone. Who? Guess.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

when you have james to run
around with you have to have a
barrel Of jack to step out with
them" 20-year-old youth of Med
ford told his daddy-in court. More
need scarcely be said.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

The Presidents pronunciation IL
being criticized as being common to
New England. but scarcely under
stood anywhere else" Some English
as 1t is spoke isn't understood very
well in New England. either, so that
the odds must be fairly even.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

One luncheon club staged q box
ing bout instead Of listening to a
speaker, and there Is no doubt that
the boxers made a hit. II not sew
eral.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Msmsss Asdit Bureas Of Circulation
The A. g. c. 10 . national organization
which furnishes newspapers and adveI.
ttssrs with . strictly honest analysis OF
circulation. Our circulation Statistics are
based upon this audit This insures pro-
tscttou against fraud In newspaper dis
tributton fgurss to both national and
local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

st. Louis IL showing its spirit by
deciding upon q three day celebra-
ton In honor of Colonel Lindbergh.
The young man gives evidence OF
having an iron constitution.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
Classified

Classified
Louise and her little brother,
Bobby, who could never agree on
ANYTHING, were at the table one day
when their mother said she had in
digestion.
Bobby Immediately wanted to
know what that was.
"Something that doesn't agree
with YOU" answered his mother.
"Oh," retorted Bobby. that's
Louise:
Anne Gelzer
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Judging from the outlook at the
colleges this spring 1t is a good deal
easier to obtain degrees than break
airplane records.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
VETERINARY COLLEGE CLOSED

Washington, June Is up - The
passing OF the lor~e has caused TIE
closing & the Unite. States College
of Veterinary Surgeons here.
The last commencement Of the
college which was founded IS wears
ago was held last night with the
graduation of four students. AZ
the exercises, President e. Zah"t
Robinson announced the shutting
down OF the college.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Once more a coming controversy
gets into the courts. That's what
puts a kick into zoning-there Is al
ways plenty to argue about.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

The kid next door monopolizes
the family car. and he has passed
everything this Spring except his
exams.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Note to graduates: The sheep
never amounts to much until d.
vorced from lis sheepskin.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

The holes in Church street have
been paved, right where the wicked
newspaper critics will be sure to
take notice.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

athletic relations" between the
army and navy academies Is now
threatened; but that won't affect the
ancient rivalry.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
TELEPHONE CALL1
Business Once go. seS
Editorial Rooms go. e3S

The only profitable Advertising medium
in the City. Circulation books and prsss
room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Nobody will pay any attention to
the governors new board Of finance
and control so long as taxes are
not increased.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

The Herald 10 on sale daily In Ne =
York At Hotaling's Newsstand, Times
SQUARE; schults's NewsNandA Entrance
Grand Central, t1nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Member Of tho Associated eress
The Associated Press 10 exclusively en-
titled to the use for republication OF
all news credited to II or not otherwise
credited n this paper and also local
news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Another good point about air.
planning is that there are no un-
slightly billboards to wax wroth
about.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
FactsondFancies

Marry brains. not ankles Look
at Ty Cobb. Legs almost gone; mind
as good as ever.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

There's a lot OF loose talk about
necking. but you'll notice the coun-
try is eating just as many onions.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

France feels more friendly now,
but you know how hard it is to
collect from a friend.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Perhaps, after all. posterity will
refer to these days as the heroic
twenties"
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Objections to paving Corbin Place
give the impression 1t is not con-
sidered much Of place.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

1t takes little romance to satisfy
a wife who is happy because her
husband brings her box OF candy
and eats four-fifths Of 1t himself.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

1t isn't really summer until you
old fishing clothes to the rag man.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
SUBSCRIPTION HATEo
~ . Year.
11.ee 3hroe Months.
10, . Month.

latafsd at the Pest Once At New Brit.
ain ~ Second Cla0 Mall Natter.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Sentiment must be pretty evenly
divided when even the best OF poll
ticians can't decide whether to be
wet or dry.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
Extremes That Don't Meet

Greene: Il see where Elsie Hus-
ton has given up dancing at a
Night Club and has joined a cir
Gus"
Waldo: I'm other words. she has
gone from the Black Bottom to the
White Top"
-Hazel NJ HAYES
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
Hazel NJ. Hayes

It is believed that Tully Hartley's
wife doesn't talk while being weigh
ed, because Of her heavy voice!
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

William Mitchell was heard from,
but what he said lacked the old
kick.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

You can find almost everything in
the rotogravure section except a
bathing suit that looks wet.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
|x&:
AAxsoN Hul1au Ap0
Send al communications 10 Fun
Shop Editor, care Of the New
Britain Herald, and your letter
will be forwarded TO New York.
MAxS0NF NKAu JtS0
On Those First Warm Days,

On Those First Warm Days,
Folks.
When the mercury climbs, that's
the best of all times
To meet at the fountain of fun,
Laugh parilll will cure humor S
thirst, We are sure.
Come on, Folks. let's order up
one!
Oh, These Men!
DR.. Pearson: You have the
chicken poX."
Miss Richards (spinster): "Oh,
you naughty-tee, hee-flatterer."
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

game. After the election 1t is anoth-
er matter, and the stories Of how
prosperous farmers are generally
fall off along with prices.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16
New Britain Herald
u1ALD PuDLlsHlNo coNpANY

Issued Daily Sunday 11csptsd)
~ HERALD Bldg. q Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Conditions favor for this vicinity
fair weather and not much change
in temperature.
Tenn nAra fllre4 YeaferdaR.
New Britain herald., 1927-06-16

Americanism Gulping rations be-
cause you haven't time to chew;
taking time out to visit the dentist.
The hard part isn't to be win
ner, but to keep from saying some
thing asinine afterward.
Thank Goodness! You can enjoy a
feeling OF personal liberty these hot
days without drinking rotgut liquor.
Russia's Is a hard lot. The Reds
must make people prosper to prove
their system sound. and prosperous
people hate radicals.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
STARTS
SECOND WEEK AT
LOCAL CHURCH

The revival at the Grace Methodist
church is starting on the second week
with increasing interest and attend
ance. packed house Sunday night
heard message of power attended by
demonstration of stirring conviction.
On Monday evening the house was
comfortably filled to hear another
message from Evangelist Warren G.
McIntire, plea for the strong to put up
with the infirmities of the undeveloped
Christians and for the undeveloped or
babes in Christ to be kindly in their
judgments of the more mature and
spiritual. Concluding with stirring
appeal for Christians not to do those
things which would tear down the
work of God or lend their inflence in
participating in those things which,
though there to be no harm in them,
yet which might lead another to STUN
bic and fall
Services every evening this week ex-
cept Saturday at 1880. +
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
Assign New Officers
10 Camp Harry Jones

Five new officers have been as
signed to Camp Harry j. Jones by war
department orders, according to Cap
tain James Wheelin, commanding Off
Ger at the camp. These officers are to
replace officers who have been ordered
to the infantry school.
The officers assigned here are:
Major John E. Creed, infantry from
command and staff school, Fort Lea
venworth, Kan.
Captain James w. Arnold, infantry,
from infantry school,
Captain Fred H. Norris, infantry,
from infantry school
First Lieutenant Walter A. Jackson,
infantry, from infantry school.
Second Lieutenant Wilbur r. Pierce,
infantry, from Philippine Islands.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
RS. WILLIAMS IS
COUNTRY CLUB
GOLF CHAMPION

Playing steady brand of golf and
coming from behind in the last round.
Ralph Williams conquered J. w. Tardy
in the final 36-hole match for the
championship of the Douglas Country
club Sunday up and 2 to play.
In defeating Tardy, Williams gained
revenge for his defeat in the Dodge
cup match and overcome one of the
best match players in Douglas.
Walter Mahon won the honors in the
second flight by disposing of Bob
Hoyal, 8 and 2.
Tardy furnished the big feature of
the tournament by his defeat Of NJ l..
Hartley, last years chompion, in a
close match.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
X. P.'s GOLDEN JUBILEE

PRESCOTT, April B-Arizonas
Oldest Knights of Pythias lodge
Prescott lodge No. 1, will celebrate
its golden jubilee tonight with two
CT it's charter members, Morris Gold
water, former mayor of Prescott, and
|ohn Duke, hotel proprietor as honor
guests. Several state officers Of the
order are expected to attend the
commenoration ceremonies Of the
Prescott lodge in observance Of Its
growth over period of half a cen
turY.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
Boosts Races

BOOStN HHceN
M. b. Sinninger motored to- Rodeo,
Deming and Lordsburg Sunday in the
interest of the automobile races which
will be staged here Easter. Large dele
cations from the New Mexico towns
are expected to attend the events.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

Old English Wax and Brightener.
The best made. Douglas Hardware Co.
-Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

Old Newspapers in bundles for sale
at Dispatch Office.-Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

Beauty Shop Deluxe. Marcelle soc and
81. Facials 81. Shampoo Soc Phone &C.
-AdYt
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

Old Newspapers In bundles for sale
at Dispatch Office.-Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
, Called to Denling

. Called 10 DemlnE
Viola Milton was called to Deming
yesterday to attend to the settlement
of the estate Of her deceased husband,
a World war veteran. After disposing
of the property in Deming she expects
to purchase home in Douglas.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

Business Visitor
e. NJ. Johnson, Silver City N. NJ, is
in Douglas this week on business
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

Mr.. and Mrs. James Randolph at
tended the rodeo in Bisbee Sunday.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
DOUGLAS DAILY DOING S
Give Card Party

Give Card Party
The American Legion auxiliary Will
give card party at the Y. w. c. A.
Thursday evening at O'Clock. Phone
reservations to Mrs. Hinton, 594-W.
or Mrs. Bergfield, 5O5-J. Prizes will
be offered and refreshments served.
Smith Wins Prize
Carl L. Smith, well known in Doug
las, carried off the prize for low medal
score with II in the qualifying round
of the annual club championship tour
nament at the FL Molino Golf club in
Phoenix Sunday.
Auxiliary Meets
A regular meeting Of the American
Legion auxiliary will be held in the
Y. W. C. A. this evening. All members
are urged to be present.
Give Box Party
The Security Benefit association will
give box party and dance at the
]. o. o. F. hall, Eighth street and C
avenue, tomorrow evening. All mem
bers and their friends are invited
Music will be furnished by string
band.
Legion to Meet
A meeting of Fred Hilburn post No.
IL, American Legion, will be held Fri
day at p. m. at Moose hall.
Vacation in Phoenix
A. r. Seaman, of the Copper Queen
assay office, is spending a weeks va
cation with his family in Phoenix. He
will play in the southwestern golf
tournament while in Phoenix.
Leaves for Tourney
r. S. Williams, 1880 Eleventh street,
left Monday for Phoenix to enter the
southwestern golf tournament
Russell Visits
Nat Russell, of Nacozari, spent the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
Accepts Position

Accepts Position
Mrs Earl Jones has recently ac-
cepted a position as telephone oper-
atcr with the Mountain States COM
pauy. AS Bonnilee Wright, before
her marriage, Mrs. Jones was en-
rloyed in a siRiiar position
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
Russell Visits

Nat Russell, of Nacozari, spent the
weekend in Douglas visiting friends.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
smith Wins Prize
Auxiliary Meets

AUXIIIufy Meets
A regular meeting Of the American
Legion auxiliary will be held in the
Y. w. c. A. this evening. All members
are urged to be present.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

IltslVeN IOF tourney
r. S. Williams, 1880 Eleventh street,
left Monday for Phoenix to enter the
southwestern golf tournament.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05
Give Box Party

Legion to Meet
A meeting of Fred Hilburn post No.
Il, American Legion, will be held Fri
day at p. m. at Moose hail..
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-04-05

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Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-25
DOUGLAS PUPILS IN SPELLING
TESTS MAKE CREDITABLE MARK

can be said in the other five higher
grades. AS a school system beginning
with the fourth grade, the Douglas
median is much higher than in the
so cities tested, bus q few individual
classes fell below the standard as seen
by the tabulated chart.
This should be interesting to par
ents. students and teachers as it def
niteIy places your boy or your girl in
one of these classes. This is the first
of a series of five spelling tests to be
given generally to the students in the
schools this year. These tests will
come about once a month, but are
never announced in advance The
medians established on this test may
vary when The second test is given as
the classes will be more alert on the
next list.
The following results show how
Douglas compares with the median in
so American cities where this test was
given:
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-25

days, in a tri-motored Fokker moho-
plane, and its achievement is called by
Major Brainerd the first practical mill
tary application Of the experience of a
summer OF stun and experimental avi-
alton.
Development Of suitable air service
fer purposes of the marine patrol of
Nicaragua was vital, Major Brainerd
declared, because Of the lack of rail-
roads Tor military uses. The plane
was designed SO that fighting men
might be moved in a few hours to
points as far as week away by rail;
to carry wounded men in accessible
spots to promp, medical service; and
to make possible inland aerial maneu-
vers for which seaplanes of the Ameri-
can air force in Nicaragua were un-
suited.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-25
ARCH CRIMINAL. WHINES
In CELL In PENDLETON

PENDLETON, Ore, Dec. % P)-
William E. Hickman, "The Fox the
object until yesterday of a nation
wide search and sought as an "arcn
criminal" whined in his cell tonight
"I didn't kill Marian Parker" he
repeated time and again to news
paper men. 'I loved that little girl
like my sister. I wouldn't have
harmed hair of her head. feel
as though I am being made the
goat in this matter
why do they let these newspapers
print such things about fellow"
he demanded imperiously I'm not
q murderer I didn't confess. All
/ did was to .kidnap the girl"
I "I had to have the money TO COM
plete my education" he concluded
lamely but in a challenging tone.