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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland
These Modern Lovers


A WOMAN Is never over 30 in
A the eyes Of a man who loves
her.
No matter what a mans repu-
tation as a Don Juan may be,
every new girl fancies that she
is the Christopher Columbus who
has discovered his real heart"
at last.
You can get a FUSED car" that
is almost like new; but most of
the masculine hearts you get
these days have run so many
miles that their batteries are all
worn out and apt to go dead
after the first few kisses.
You never can convince a
woman in love that she is making
a fool of herself any more than
you can convince an intoxicated
man that he is making a spec.
tacle Of himself.
A sweetheart is always more
beautiful than a wife: because a
man looks at a woman before
marriage through the rose-colored
glasses Of imagination: after mar
rage he scrutinizes her through
the magnifying glass of cold
judgment.
A lovers promises are like the
weather reports. You can't put
much reliance in them; but no
matter how often they fool you
it doesn't prevent you from listen.
ing to them just as hopefully
next time.
When a man begins talking
cynicallv about women, you may
safely conclude that some ONE
woman has just tweaked his
vanity or punctured his illusions
about himself.
The sad thing about looking for
flaws in the man you love is that
you will always FIND them
but you'll go right on loving him
Just the same.
The love of money is the root
of all these May-and- December
marriages.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31
LISTEN, WORLD!

n e c e 8 3 airy In
those days.
Then one by
one, men stole
the crafts from
the home. The
suinnins " heel
W e n t ou.--tEe
candle mold, the
soap kettle, the
cutting t a b e,
the mixing bowl,
the wash tub
out they all
went and in
their places came
store goods"
Store sOo"is made
by men AMI SoIc
by lnen.
At first. 1t
was considers d
slack to buy
store goods The
W o m an W h Q
bought bakery
bread" or ca Ike
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31
II HAVE an an

r HAVE an an
i cry letter be-
fore ne-from a
m q n. A b o u t
working women.
Why can't they
as t ay hom .
where they be-
long instead Of
st e a lin & Jobs
from n e . d v
working men,"
That's what ails
the world today
women 81 al.
ing mems jobs,
etc, etc.
1t il A vehe.
ment letter and
many peO ! 2
will agree with
it. But there Is
one funny thing
about IT. The
man that wrote
that letter Is a
baker.
A PAKFp
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31

eyes just before an attack. These
frontal headaches sometimes come
on every morning for two or three
weeks and then fade away. leaving
the patient more or less free for
some time. They usually are
started by an attack Of acute
eatarrh.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31

to disappear about lunch time. 1t
may be so bad when it comes on
as to cause vomiting and interfere
with the sight of the eye on the
bad side, The difference from mi.
graine 10 that in the latter the suf.
ferer sees what looks like a line Of
dery baetlements In front Of his
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

NNEE pobler and more perfect a
L thing is. the later and the
slower it is in reaching maturity.
.. --Schopenhauer.
Ignorance gives us large
range of observation-disclosures
Eliot.
Occasions do not make a man
frail, but they show what he is.
Thomas A. Kempis.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31

A wise fool Is worse fool than
an ignorant fool.-Moliere.
Sinai. things become a small
man.-Horace.
Fortune cannot take away
what she did not give.
He scorned his own, who felt
another's woe Campbell (,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-10-31

You never can convince
woman in love that she is making
a fool of herself any more than
you can convince an intoxicated
man that he is making a spec.
tacle Of himself.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
SAP|RO NEAR END
OF LONG INQUIRY
Reed Prepares to Close Aft
er Eleven Days.

BIZ United Press
DETROIT, April 13.-After eleven
days of cross-examination of Aaron
Sapiro by Senator James A. Reed
in the Ford-Sapiro libel suit, it's end
was rapidly nearing today. Most of
the odds and ends of testimony re-
garding the Jewish attorneys al
legged promotion of cooperative mar
lleting organizations have been
wound up, and the cryptic Missouri
Senator took up the Tobacco Grow
ers' Association as the final choice
morsel.
Sapiro collected approximately
$50 900 in fees from the tobacco CO.
operatives, the largest single con-
tribution of any set of growers, and
the examination is expected to fur
nish a lengthy investigation by the
cross-examiner.
AT the suggestion of attorneys for
both sides, the court agreed adjourn
ment would be taken Thursday aft
ernoon until Monday, morning be-
cause Of Good Friday. This makes
it probable that Henry Ford's APP
pearance upon the stand will not
take place until the middle of next
week.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

trouble. Don't waste time with pills or
tablets. but let Adlerka give your stom-
ach and bowels QUICK relief.
What Doctors Say
Dr. G.. Eggers reports Adlerika is the
best medicine he has used in 81 years.
DR.. W. II. Bernhart writes he could not
get along in his practice without Adlerka.
Dr. j. J. Weaver. a doctor for so years.
says he knows no medicine better than
Adlerika.
DR.. l.. Langlos prescribes Adlerika regU-
lary with GOOD effect.
j. f. Pickett writes: after using Adj
lerika 1 feel better than for 20 years. AW
Full Impurities were eliminated from my
system"
Adlerika is big surprise 20 people who
have used only ordinary bowel and stom-
quick action. Sold by leading druggists
everywhere. Sold in indianapolis by the
Hook Drug 60. and Haag Drug Co, Gold
smith Bros. aud other leading druggists
Advprtiapm
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

promised to fill up the holes, but
that is as far as it goes. A sewer
was cut into last fall when Castle
Ave. was improved and allows the
water 10 back up into our basement
when it rains.
l appeal to you as a last resort
Otterbein Ave. is a one-way street
as there is so many chuck holes cars
cannot pass on it.
Street Commissioner George
Woodward has taken your COM
plant and will investigate. You
would get permanent relief only
by petitioning the board OF works
for street Improvement.
Dear Mr.. Fixit: The man
that collects garbage north Of
Washington st. and west of
Pershing st. is very careless. lie
broke one can and I bought a new
one a week ago. Now he has that
broken. 1 put it in a very convenient
place for him, but he will throw it
in the alley for automobiles to run
over.
do not feel like buying one every
week. Can | do anything in such a
case.
MRS. G. S. y. FREMONT AVE.
Garbage Collection Superintend-
ent Truly Nolen declared he will
caution the collector in your dis
trict and see that such practice
stops.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
Read TO-day's Offer
You Who Have
Indigestion
Ask Hooks Dependable Drug
Stores, Haag Drug Co.
About Generous Money
Back Guarantee.

There's right way to put an end to
stomach distress, such as gas and
shortness of breath resulting from an
Overworked, abused or dyspeptic stom-
ach.
You are simply patching up your
stomach when you take things that
can only bring relief for few hours at
a time.
Why not build up your run down
stomach--make it strong and Wig
orous so that you can eat anything
you want any time you want to without
misery and distress?
Dare's Mentha Pepsin is what every
sufferer from poor digestion or dys-
pepsia needs-a pleasant upbuilding
elixir for the stomach.
Thousands of bottles of Dare's Men
tina Pepsin are sold every day because
It is an outstanding, supremely effec-
tive elixir that is guaranteed by Hooks
Dependable Drug Stores, Haag Drug
Go. and druggists verywhere.-Adver-
tisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
TOWNSHIP BEE
CENTERS NAMED
Continued From Page y

Continued From Page y
used. They will in the mean
time, however, confer and agree
on the hour for the bee, accord
ing to Superintendent Swails.
While the rural program is
moving swiftly to completion be-
fore the close of rural schools,
grade winners in Indianapolis
are studying for the building
spelling bees, Wednesday, April
q. The eighty-one building
champions will compete in zone
spelling bees early in May. The
zone winners will meet the
county winner and the cham
pions from other counties in the
State spelling contest, sponsored
by The Times, here in May. The
State champion will compete in
the national spelling bee at
Washington in June.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
WANT ACTION ON
DETENTION HOME
Commissioners Are Prod
ded by Welfare Society.
APRIL 10, 1927

Although Family Welfare Society
directors Tuesday adopted resolu-
ton urging county commissioners to
erect a modern detention home,
county officials today were still
passive on the mater, as they have
been since objections were voiced
to selection of the Holloway Apis,
225 E. Michigan St., for the home.
The latest statement from the
commissioners and County Attorney
Clinton II. Givan is that James M.
Davis, who holds the 99-year lease
on the property, is making estimates
for remodeling the location. The
State board of charities, the State
fire marshal's office and Juvenile
Court Judge Frank J. Lair objected
to the building on the grounds 1t
could not be utilized without re.
modelling.
No children have been housed in
the place since it was taken over
more than month ago. Judge Lair
said he will not permit the place to
be used until it passes investigation
of State officials.
The Welfare society expressed dis
approval Of establishment Of temp
orary detention home not suited to
needs of the community. 1t also
pointed out that five years ago,
while the home was at 1902 n.
Capitol Ave-, the State charities
group recommended a new detention
home.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

bandits $3.50, which constituted the
total savings of herself and hus-
band, Mrs. Rose Kelly, mother of
two children suffered two hours tor
ture in her home,
Returning from vain search for
work. the husband found his wife
suspended from four bed posts, to
which her arms and legs were bound
and near death from suffocation
caused by sheet which was stran-
Cling her.
Recovering consciousness Mrs.
Kelly told of fieNdish torture at the
hands of two assailants, whom she
described as Mexicans.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
THEFT CHARGED TO TRIO

Three Negro youths were charged
with vehicle taking Tuesday after
one Of them had been captured in a
foot race by M. +. Finley, 527 w.
Thirtieth St, who said he found him
stealing gasoline from an automo-
bile owned by Mrs. l.. e. Sommers,
in the Finley garage. Finley chased
Claude King, Negro, IS, of 921 Paca
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

Many people keep the OUTSIDE body
of gas and pOisons Give the inside a
REAL cleansing with the mixture of
buckthorn bark. glycerine. etc, as sold
on on BOTH upper and lover bowel. elim i9
mates metabolic poisons and removes old
matter which you never thought was in
stnm,eS nrrvo S siaer,essnsee bssd
ache. etc.
Whenever you eat too much heavy food
let Aderika REMOVE the undigested sur
spoonful relieves GAS and takes away that
move every day. Adlerika brings out much
full, blOated feeling. Even il your bowels
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
GOOD FRIDAY SERVICE
Nine North Side Churches VIII
Unite i'm Afternoon Ceremony.

Nine north side> churches will
unite in a Good Friday afternoon
service at Carrollton Ave. Reformed
Church, Forty-Fourth st. and Carroll
ton Ave, the Rev. G. H. Gebhardt,
pastor, announced today.
"The Seven Last Words of Christ
From the Cross" will be the theme
of the service at 1 p. m.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
filters REMAIN IN AIR
Two Seeking Endurance Record
Reach 24-HOur Mark.

BIZ United Press
ROOSEVELT FIELD, n. Y,
April 1.-two civilian aviators, out
to set an, American record for sus-
tanned flight, were still circling over
New York and vicinity today after
spending a day and a night in the
air. At $3.50 a. m. they had been in
the air twenty-four hours.
Bert Acosta and Clarence D.
Chamberlain left the ground here
yesterday at $50 a. m. in their
Wright-Bellanca monoplane. They
plan to continue flying all today and
through the night in an effort to
stay up fifty hours.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

Many Of the correspondents Of
Mr.. FiXit continue to complain of
the condition of streets. Today &
letter from n resident of University
Heights declared streets there "im-
passable." With limited workmen
and funds it takes considerable time
for city officials to get around to all
sections of the city, they say
The letter:
Dear Mr.. F'ixit: The streets in
University Heights are almost i'm
passable. Cars mire down to the
hubs in mud and have to be pulled
out. We have called the various de-
partments and the board of works
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

st, to California and Thirtieth Sts.,
where he caught him. When ques-
toned by police, King is said to
have admitted the theft of an auto
mobile belonging to c. De Jackson,
1917 Il. Washington ST., and impli-
Gated Kesler Neal, Negro, II, of 724
w. Twenty Fourth ST., and Nathan
iel Alexander, Negro, II, Of 1917
Northwestern Ave.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

Although it is famous as a city
Of skyscrapers, New York City has
only about twenty buildings of thir-
ty stories or more. The Woolworth
Tower, 1872 feet, is the highest.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
WOMAN BEARS TORTURE

Chicago Mother of Two Refuses to
Give $50 to Bandits.
BB United Press
CHICAGO, April 13.-Rather than
surrender TO two armed and masked
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

Philadelphia police will use blood
tests to determine intoxication if
experiments now under way prove
successful.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13
Nervous Women
Should Try This

Mrs. Leila Cook was nervous anda short
OF breath for II years due TO gas on the
stomach. She tried the mixture Of buck
thorn bark glycerine. etc (known as
Adlerika) and it helped her at once.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

cdlxlt
Takes Up Problem Of
Street Repairs in City,

Write, your troubles TO Mr.. Fixit. The
Times representative at the city hall.
who will present them TO the proper city
officials. Write him in care of The
Times. signing full name and address.
Name and address will not be published
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-13

Dynamite was invented in 1867 by
Nobel, Swede. He also is the
founder of the Nobel prize for peace.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-05-23

Grand Army, we should be very
thankful and glad to receive them
at my office. S. II. Wood, 242 Main
street. upstairs, Saturday afternoon
or evening. May IS.
THE members of Stanley Post,
G.. A. r., greatly appreciate the
hearty cooperation OF the Spanish
War Veterans and the World War
Veterans and the Sons OF Veterans
and their auxiliaries and the Daugh-
ters OF Veterans and the Women's
Relief corps for all their kind as
slstance in all OF our plans.
Past Department Commander
Theodore johnson of the Spanish
War Veterans having been appoint
ed marshal for Memorial Day. all
those participating in the Memorial
Day parade will be governed by his
instructions.
Past Department Commander II.
c. Jackson of the World War Vet
Grams has been appointed chairman
of the various committees and all
committees will report 10 him.
committees of the Sons of Vet
Grams will decorate the graves of our
comrades Sunday afternoon, May 80.
''Fairview cemetery and Catholic
cemetery. w. +. Sternberg. honor
airy chairman. Newington cemetery,
William +. Latham, chairman.
The Sons of Veterans will fur
nish automobiles for the Veterans
and the Sons will ride with them.
IS. II. WOOD,
ii Commander"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-05-23
MASTER TO MEET PUPIL
IN MARBLE TOURNAMENT
Cartclli Must Face Bi>cOla. Who
Has Eliminated 10 Rivals For
City Crown.

Has Dominic Cartclli caused his
own ruin, 1t has just been learned
that Joseph Biscola. 10 years old,
OF 81 Putnam street, who has elm
mated 10 school champions in the
inter school games in the Herald =
Junior Achievement marble shooting
contest is a pupil OF Cartelli's.
When Cartcli was asked If he
knew Biscola he smiled and said:
sure then eagerly added the in
formation, He lives in my house.
and then more modestly, Il showed
him how to play last summer,
Biscola has really made re
mdrkable record overcoming some
considerable disadvantages. He is d
pupil at the Walnut Hill school. So
TAR in the inter- school games he has
eliminated the following school
champions, but he has not yet met
Cartclli. Those eliminated are, Lu-
clan plochavczyk. champion of the
Israel Putnam school, Robert Fraw-
ley, Stanley school: Spcric Perakos
Monroe school, Edward Marcienczyk
Bartlett school; Louis Wendlcr.
Northcnd school; casmir Cassina,
Camp school: Peter Meligonis. Rock
well school; John Hartney: Valentine
y. Chamberlain school; Vincent kar-
woski, Roosevelt school, and Frank
Zuk, Levi O. Smith school.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-05-23
NO FIRE WARDEN
NEEDED BY CITY
Mayor Weld Believes Cost Of
Service Is Unnecessary

The absence OF expansive tracts Of
woodland in New Britain will pro
badly save this city the expense OF
maintaining fire warden authoriz-
cd TO guard against destruction OF
timber with the city paying one-half
the cost of his campaign.
This information came today from
the office OF Mayor Weld who has
been in communication with State
Fire Warden a. F. Halves. Under a
statute which becomes effective
July /, cities in which the town and
city lines are coterminous are re-
quired TO fight forest fires. Hereto
fore the state bore this expense.
Under the statute the local fire de-
partment may assume responsibility.
but in cases where municipalities
are unwilling TO place men and ap-
paratus at call for this work a fire
warden may be appointed with the
city paying one-half the cost.
Mayor Weld will confer today
with Chief William J. Noble of the
fire department to determine what
policy will be formulated with
reference to forest fires. 1t is his
recommendation that the city de-
partment assume the task because
of the absence OF sufficient wooded
lands 10 offer a serious problem.
he declared.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-05-23
URGES OBSERVANCE
OF MEMORIAL DAY
Commander Wood Of G. A. R.
Issues Orders for May 80

Theodore Johnson post department
commander of the United Spanish
War Veterans, has been appointed
marshal OF the Memorial day par
AIDE, by Commander 5. II. Wood of
Stanley Post G.. A. r. Post Com
mander Harry c. Jackson OF the
American Legion has been appoint
ed chairman of the committees. who
are instructed to report to him.
The committee of the Sons of
Veterans will decorate the graves of
departed veterans on Sunday after
noon.
General orders issued for the day
by Commander Wood are as fol-
lows:
Comrades of the Grand Army.
Spanish War Veterans, World War
Veterans, Sons of Veterans and their
auxiliarias, Daughters of Veterans
and Womens Relief Corps, patriotic
orders and friends:
Again We are reminded of the
near approach of Memorial Day.
Let us not forget to properly OBJ
serve this day. | request that Mon
day. May so, be observed as 4
memorial to our departed comrades
Of the Civil war. I reques that flags
on all public buildings and in our
parks be at half mast until noon
and then at full mast, and ! would
also request a general display of the
flags by the public.
The members of Stanley Post G..
A. r. take this opportunity to ex-
press TO our young people in our
public schools who have always
been so kind and helpful in gather
ing flowers for our Memorial Day
observance their sincere thanks and
appreciation for all their kindness
and loving. helpful service.
Eve also wish to express our
appreciation and gratitude TO Mr.
Eddy Of the Eddy Awning Co. for
decorating our soldiers monument
for the past four years.
This year. through the Kindness
Of our city fathers and the Sons of
Veterans, We are able to obtain
potted plants for decorating the
graves of our deceased comrades.
Anyone having potted plants that
they would like to contribute to the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-05-23
Piles Disappear
No Cutting or SaIvcs Needed

External treatments seldom ban
ish Piles and for the very good rca-
son that the cause is inside-bad
circulation in affected parts. veins
are habby and bowel walls weak
enod.
TO quickly and safely rid yourself
~ piles you must free the circula-
ton-send fresh, healthy blood to
the raw, sensitive membranes. In
t"rnal treatment is one safe method.
pintmcnts and other external treat
lnents can't give lasting relief.
j. S. I.conhardt, NJ. D.. Il special
istii set at work some years ago TO
find n real internal remedy for piles.
He succeeded. He named his pre-
scription HEM-EOID, and it has
proven successful in thousands Of
cas"s--so successful that now HEM
l:O1D is sold by druggists under a
money back guarantee. II is Il
harmless tablet. easy TO take and
can always be found at Fair Dept.
Store, Inc. who will promptly re-
fund N" purchase price if YOU arc
dissatisfied.