New Britain herald., 1927-01-27
Class Prophecy By Dorothy M. Sullivan

Dy DOfOClly M. SulllVdn
 "All aboard on the New York.
 New Haven and Hartford Train." I heaved a sigh of relief as 1 knew I
 was on the last lap of my journey.
 Riding on a train is so boring. I
 wish that I had something to read.
 I wonder would l disturb that lady across the way if I picked up that paper lying on the seat beside her? She didn't notice that I took it!
 It's the New Britain Herald, and
 wonder of wonders, A special edi- ton featuring WHO'S WHO" for the last ten years.
 This is a good looking front page. And here is Mildred Urban-"pre- diets the end of the world" She says: ask Pope Urban" Edward Swain giving farewell dinner to old friends on eve of his departure to become ambassador to Turkey" His experiences on Class Night must have started him that way.
 Here Is the Scientific page. Look! Garlic with no odor." Famous chemist-Gladys Ahlgren expert ments." Now we can eat that food with safety Adelaide Young still attempting to make noiseless heels for collegiate walking" Dorothy Andrews appointed superintendent of night duty at New Britain hospital" Dot was used to. night duty anyway. Frank Boardman makes new de- vice, Six Foot Ladders for Little Girls He always was clever "Holgar Carlson, artist of difficult insects" I remember how we'll he used to draw flies.
 Social News. H'm, Hazel At- water spending another weekend at Momauguin." So the Twenty-six and Twenty-seven Mid-Years still get along together. Lilly Calmbach and Ruth Wacker will be leaders in a parade given by the Girl Scouts" Lillian Braunstein member of large woman's choir" It's too bad boys are not included. Oswald Connell has arrived home after having been lat Atlantic City for three months, where he has been seriously i'll from .overwork!" Elizabeth Koplowit2 gone permanently to New York city,"
 Herbert Goldman. janitor at
 Grants Tomb" Grant won't be lonesome now. Julia Levin, Julia silverman and Carol Prushonsky are
 home for vacation. These girls at tend school of Advanced Mouth Motions for Distant Conversation "Olive McCahill. important figure in last Midnight Tea Party given by the
 Misses Gladys and Ruth Mycroft." I
 wonder if the East street gang was there. Agnes Peplau moves again." It is tough to have Jack a travelling salesman. Margaret Schrey. study
 ing a course in engraving monu- ments. She thinks she may find use for this trade later. Donald Ma guire wins prize for having largest number of nieces in Connecticut" I wonder if he still looks forward to being grandfather? Jack Scott is studying desperately to become lead ing dancer in the Follies." Somebody must have commended him for his work class night. Zelda Blackman, New Britains first woman mayor, gives Abe Ribicoff permission to stage a big open air show at North End Park" Joseph Zdanczukas. Latin professor at Dartmouth"
 Now for the political news. What! "Anna-Mae Havlick appointed sec retary to the governor" Well, Anna Mae certainly could take notes. Richard Porter and Welton Beach, candidates for senators from Con- necticut." I wonder which man will i break the record for debate? Eliza beth Finkelstein gone to Washington to attend Congressional meetings so they may be properly adjourned" "Oscar Erickson, president of the United States" I wonder if he ever tells congress that it lis out of order?"
 Here's the theater section! Ho! Joseph Augustine, actor at the Cap- itol, New York He will be assist ed by his faithful valet, Nicholas Arena" Kathryn Clark, important figure in Artists and Models" Eve lyn Reffelt, graceful dancer in Rus sian ballet" David Carlson to play in The Sheiks Of 37' at the Rialto." Eleanor Jacobson, usher at the Scenic theater" Frederic Lockwood taking the part of Adolphe Menjou." Now Fred won't have to run after the girls.
 Well, here's the radio news, Els ther Bryson, famous opera singer to sing her favorite song I Was Only, ! Only Pooling You!" through WTIC.",i Mary Hamilla is one of the mem- 1 bers of the symphony orchestra that | is to play at station PEP" Folly | Morse announcer at station RED." She always did like football.
 Sports page. Here's where our l class will surely stand out! Samuel | Gordan is Red Oranges only rival" Albert Fengler captain of the Steam i Rollers of Providence" Carl Swan | son, intrepid ace. breaks all records for airplane stunts" "Holgar Carl ] son pitches twenty-seventh success | sivs 'no-hit, no-run' game"
 Book reviews! Frank Poglitsch. ! recent author Of College Humor'" "Winton Catlin is writing the sequel of 1rving's Sketch Book" Julia . Tanukas, author of How l Read My . Eleven Books of English Six in High . School" Norman Hjerpe writes essay on The Proper Use of Your Hind Legs" Interesting lectures by Frances Holmes on How to Act Dig | nihed, Without Reason" Robert l Sackett publishes comedy drama on