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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
There Arc Strange Things HaDDcninT-

Two eminent old Welsh preach CTS, Rev. John Herring and Rev. Christmas Evans, met one morning last summer on a high hill in Wales. Well well.' said Rev. Herring to his friend. this is indeed strange thing-to meet Christmas in the middle of summer
 Not half so strangc,' rctorled the other. "as 10 meet a Herring walking on the top of a mountain"
 Mrs. C. NJ. Freeman
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
TU!, Pt \CH-BOWI. she Had Been Abroad.

She'd seen all the night-life of cities. She had revelod in music and gin: She was only coal-mcrchants $ daughter But Lawd knows where all she had bin!
 Percy A Kaplan
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Every time tree is cut down some other treeless property owner wi.he. he had one like il.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Ford is now hooked up in a SH,- n0O,n00 lawsuit, netting hlm >l-'- 100000 in free advertising.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

"For Rent signs make things look like the good old times before the war.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

If there is no other method 10 bull q stock in Wall street, some bull about a contemplated merger will do it.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
Reel One


 (Sccnc: A swamp. Persons: Mr. Frog and Mir. Turtlc)
 Alr. Frog: "Oh, oh, oh, Gee gosh whiz. Ow. owl"
 Mr. Turtle: "Whassa matter, bull?"
 Mfr. Frog: 100, I gotta headache. Wow, what a headache, Do me a favor will you?"
 Alr. Turtle: Sure. What?" Mr. Frog: Run to the corner drug store and get mo some aspirin.
 Reel Two
 (Sceno: The same. Two months time has elapscd)
 Mir. Frog: "Oh, oh, oh. Gec-for- socks-gracious- goodness sakes.' Mir. Snake: "Why all the blues ?' Mr. Frog: q got the gosh-ding- cdest headache you ever saw Mir. Snake; "Well, take some as ririn.'
 Mir. Frog: "I sent Mr. Turtic for some two months ago.
 Mir. Snake; Why don't you check up on him? ?" Mr. Frog: If he don't come lack soon, by jiminy l Will.'
 Reel Three (Scenc: Another part of the swamp, five yards away. Three weeks have elapsed. The frog has gone in search of the turtle. He finds Mir. Turtle sleeping ill the shade of q log) Mir. Frog: "So there you arc, you lazy bum. That's the kind of a friend you are. Almost three months and you aren't back yet.' Mr. Turtle: All right, Just fol that I won't get your old aspirin.'
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
1 jC;l('l

Last Summer l met Lionel
 q call him hubby noWD. He had no new and classy line He didn't say And how--' One nighe when we were walking
 out
 And tho Augu1t moon was dim, This hashful boy friend volunteered To teach me how to swim. The next day to the bathing beach My ncw-tourI hero brought me. He said he'd teach me how to And ne actually taught me,
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
The Revolt of Modern YOutht

Grace: "keep your hands off me, sir
 Murray: "Woar more clothes thcn.'
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
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 Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
From Our Own lnfantS-Ry Drill
 RcoI,;a;iOnS,

Johnny. my little four-year old son, was engaged in on" of his usu- al informative discussions with Nlasta, his goNerness.
 "Nlasta, you have a. very tiny nose" commented Johnny.
 Now Johnny, you KNOW my r ose isn't tiny" answered Nlasta. Well, compared 10 an elephant s nose it's tiny" said Johnny seriously.
 Mrs. Maurice Hill
 <pt pI,,u,h Crayy-pIumhpr
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

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New Britain herald., 1927-11-16
Cndcrncath the Jungle Moon

GA Fun Shop Movie)
 In Three Reels BV Blanche W. Mac Miller
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Not Plumb Crazy-Plumber: Michael OHara, the plumber, was
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Correct this sentence: "I find. ' wrote the college boy 10 his dad, that can get along on q little less nan you are sending me-
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

If either party has 6 keynote, it appears to be A flat.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Christmas almost here again. and Dad still has three pairs of bedroom slippers he hasn't worn.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Ordinary gunm"n aren't like war riors. Nobody asks Providence to help them at their killing.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Levine says others can do the talking Still, he cant start that many quarrels without talking q
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

"Developiug" tho Tropics consists in making the natives work to earn money 10 buy the white mans goods.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Most architects have abandoned bay windows. Poets never acquired any,
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Another New York stock EX- change seat has sold for over a quar- ter of a million, which means that about 20 wise hicks must guess wrong to square things.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

The gold -diggor's avoidance Of the bald may indicate merely that tho game is too easy 10 be interest ing.
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

Amaricauism: Sending home a post card showing your hotel room marked with an "X.'
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

A practical politician is a man who thinks it q visionary scheme v, if il won't provide a lot Of jobs,
New Britain herald., 1927-11-16

r isn't universal language wc unod so much as one that will be adequate when your shin meets q chair rocker at night.
The producers news., 1927-06-24
FROM AROUND THE COUNTY

John Kallak Ill the east part of town,
Lew Horstman is moving COTTAGE
from Antelope on to his lot When
1t has received a few repairs he ex-
poets to occupy it with his family.
DIR: and Mrs. Robb, Mrs. A r Rice
and Mrs: Bob Gunde. son Spent Tnes-
day IN Grenora visiting with Mrs.
Rice's daughter. ~ .
The Reserve bail team plaved 4
team from Medicine Lake at Medicine
Lake on. Sunday. Reserve won bv a
good margin, the score being 13 to
8. A return game will be pIaved on
the local grounds Sunday at 2:3O
ihls should be a game to delight the
fans In the vicinity. Medicine Lake
has a number of good players who
iii the past have played excellent bali
and with a weeks practise will give
the local team a good battle. The
manager of the Reserve team has
to keep all arguments over
uno1plre,s decisions in allegiance until
after the game.
The producers news., 1927-06-24
WESLEY

The Daneville Sunday school held
a large picnic at the church last Tues
day afternoon. A large crowd was
present and a pleasant time enioyed
by all. Ice cream cake, lemonade and
other refreshments were served.
Donald Wiley is being EMPLOYED at
the Donaldson garage in Plentvwood
he took a complete course in this
work last winter in Detroit, Michigan.
Nels Nelson motored to Williston
last Friday to hear the st. Paul choir
sing there that evening.
Last Sunday snappy ball game
was played here VS.. Fortuna. The
game was a tie until Mighty John
son" made hit that brought in the
winning score 3 to 2 in our favor
George Miller drove to Minot last
Sunday.
Quite number of the Westby peo-
pie went to Grenora last Tuesday ev-
enlng to hear Concordia College choir
Ed. Iversons have Just returned
from short trip east.
Posters are out for the Fair to be
held at Estevan July 4th, 5th and 9th.
The b. Larsen family drove to Wolf
Point last Sunday.
Don't forget the ball game here
next Sunday, June 26th. We are
playing Plentywood.
Mr.. Vandemark is building an adj
ditiOn and porch on Pete Olson's
home.
Mrs. Dunn was in our city last
Tuesday on business. She sold her
car to Andrew Espen. Mrs. Dunn will
make her home with her daughter in
North Dakota.
An African missionary has been
holding meetings at the Mission even
ings this week. She gave us inter
esting talks on Africa and its heath
en- people. She is returning there
soon.
The show Sunday evening, Million
aires" drew a large crowd. Many
Fortuna people stayed after the bali
game and took in the show.
Miss Freda Neslund of Estevan,
Sask., was in our city Tuesday visit
ing relatives and friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. B. Langen drove
to Williston last Sunday in their new
car. Miss Brooks accompanied them.
The State Health Inspector was in
town this week looking things over.
The producers news., 1927-06-24
COOLIDGE STAR
FLICKERS BADLY
People Can't Tell Whether It's Going
Into Eclipse or Just Setting or
Growing Dim-Lindbergh made Cal
Look Like Violet Ray.

Washington (FP) P)-President Coo
lidge's lucky star is Pickering its
dimmest in years. Members of the
tight little clique of high Republican
bosses whose fortunes are wrapped
up in the Coolidge administration.
The producers news., 1927-06-24

The frankly bad are better far than
she!
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Marriage is decreasing, divorce is
multiplying, say the blue-bills. Let
US hang few of these dollar-chasing
women and pour their heart balm up
on the troubled waters of the Sea of
Matrimony. 1t may do the work of
oil.
1t is not well for man to confide
his plans and ambitions to all and
sundry, for most people accept such
confidence as a challenge to criticize
and discourage.
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People who discuss the faults of
others advertise their own. If they
did not themselves have weaknesses
they would not need to exaggerate
those of their neighbors in order to
make themselves feel virtuous. The
only Righteous Man that ever lived
said: Neither do 1 condemn thee"
The producers news., 1927-06-24
STAHLBERCER
SANDWICHES
Good for Thot)

JO1N ARTHUR STAHLBERG
In the Beginning, God created
heaven and earth and air and water
and light and life and Adam and Eve.
And He saw that Eve was lonely and
He commissioned Henry to remedy
the matter. And Henry said: "Let
there be cars" and there were cars.
And he said: 'Let them be light" and
they were excessively so. And Henry
looked upon his work and saw that it
was tin. And he said: "Let them rat
tle," and behold! they have ratified
from that day even unto the present.
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Fate wields a wicked hammer;-
But don't give up the shipl
Like Captain Katzenjammer,
Keep stiff der upper lip!"
Instead of passing Corrupt Prac-
tees Acts to limit the campaign ex-
penditures of politicians, our Con-
gress and state legislatures could
have performed a real service to hui
manity by limiting the expenditures
The producers news., 1927-06-24
REDSTONE

Mr.. and Mrs. K. o. Carlson of
Plentvwood are visiting at the A. E.
Lecv home for a few days this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Baldur Jensen left
Thursday for Williston, N. D., where
Mrs. Jensen will receive medical
treatment.
Mrs. A. E. Lecy entertained a few
ladies' Tuesday afternoon in honor of
Mrs. K. o. Carlson who will leave
soon for her new home in Billings,
Mont.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Buzzard, Mrs.
Chas West, Edw. Whitney, Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Ruegsegger left here Mon
day morning by auto for the western
part Of the state where they will re-
main for about a month, taking baths
at one of the many medical springs
that Montana is noted for.
Mrs. Thos AslaksOn entertained a
few ladies at a luncheon Wednesday
afternoon in honor of Mrs. K. o.
Carlson.
Mr. and Mrs. Edw. Engebritson re-
turned from Crosby, N. D., Monday,
where they had been for about a
week, being called there by the seri-
Gus illness of Mrs. Engebritson's sis
ter
Vic Willberg, the Hart-Parr repre-
sentative, was transacting business
here the first of the week.
Grand Senior Deacon Brattin of
Sidney, Mont, was here Tuesday ev-
ening and inspected the Masonic
lodge here.
). Swanson Of Harris, Mimi, and
Mrs. N. Y. Almquist of Minneapolis.
father and sister of Mrs. J. H. John
son, arrived here Wednesday for a
visit at the Johnson ranch south of
town.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Gray and Mr..
ana Mrs. A. E. Lecy and daughter
Urllnda attended the program given
Io,y the st. Olaf College choir at Will
nston Friday evening.
Mrs. Selmar Cornelius and Mrs
Frank Petite were Pletnywood visit
ors Tuesday.
Blanche Sherry, who has been at
tending high school at Havre. this
year, returned home for her summer
vacation Wednesday.
Jos. MUIR from south of FIaxville
ana Ben Olson of Navajo were Red
stone visitors the first of the week.
The producers news., 1927-06-24
DOOLEY

Dutty Brlghtsman was a business
visitor IN Crosby, N. D., the last of
the week.
F. R. Decker and H. N. Stensetb
were attending to business matters
IN Scobey last Wednesday.
S. P. Onstad of Outlook was a Doo-
ley visitor last Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. ]. Schons and
family drove to Bowbells, N. D.. for
a visit with relatives last Sunday.
Mrs. F. Schilling and Elma Burch
We're Dooley visitors last Tuesday.
ID. Hunter was attending to bust
ness matters in Plentywood last Fri
day.
Erick Olson of Comertown was a
Dooley visitor last Thursday.
DR.. Cooper made professional call
at Comertown last Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. B. Chandler and
family y were shopping in Plentywood
last Friday.
Mrs. Geo. Lunde returned from
Outlook last Saturday where she had
spent the last week visiting.
Hank" Olson of Raymond is visit
ing at the home of his sister, Mrs.
Art Mace.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. D. Doolev were
shopping and visiting friends in Plen-
tywood last Saturday.
L. ). Sorby was attending to busi-
ness matters in Plentywood Saturday.
Joseph and Ralph Clausen returned
Friday from CoOperstown, N. D.,
where they have been visiting rela-
tives.
p. 3. Mckenzie of Comertown was
a Dooley visitor last Friday.
A baby girl was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Art Dahl last Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Schons autoed
to Raymond last Wednesday.
Joe Hutton was a business visitor
IN Plentywood last Friday.
Mrs. Stacia Vossen was VISITING her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. P. ]. Vossen
last Tuesday evening.
The producers news., 1927-06-24

Broadway and Fifth Ave. to the
numerous greeting of millions Cool
Iuges achievement in catchin~ trn,t
WIN worms was duly announced
I"e contrast was too dan, ,ing lin
N" Ole I.eno heroism, modest. oorJ
r"'r ard tact. On the otnsr 6onJ
.dck oil T.&9e, evasiveness. .,iffIIno
sil'a'i!'e5 stories OF the ,rs;. 'r,,f
% miles an ~ -. >. ~
impending IMP thunderstorm in the Rlaclr
t!lIls. The country saw the noIitiN
clan Coolidge against the hacl,oro,lnd oI,ul
30 nero whose exploit would have
oSeL Zen sung by Homer, Virgil and the
chanterS OF sages. Washington, keen
20 sense the revulsion, is openly rrii
cunng the President. Paragranbers
IN the conservative papers die sivIv
dC Little Cal. Political enemies 1yo,I
overtime. Il G%Cen speaks often sn1
Wall Street is ready to ditch Cool-
ldge. Mellon has done wonders =,
shlithg the tax burdens from weo,+b
70 TIE masses. That was bio ;oh
DuC It's fully accomplished now ~,
Ihe other hand the President bas
eungied foreign affairs badly. has
IaIed TO placate the farmers has
Snown no indication that he can
handle national political affairs once
Che Tide starts running awav from
prosperity. Wall Street doesn't want
man like that in office when a real
| crisis comes. '''
The Coolidge game is up The cor
respondents, now so busy telling of
cars plalntiVe efforts to find nIaas-
ure and political prestige amono, tha
farmers in the Black Hills. are sol
;:; ana tired of the job Of initiating the
litfIe fellow. The newspaper pubi,Sb-
ers lack home are perfectly will no
70 gle their Washington reporSerS
rem to show up Gals pettiness-al.
though of course the principles Tor
winch he stands are still sacrosanct
Republican politics are in flux with
Dawes, LOwden, Hoover and others
campaigning up and down the coun-
try IN open or covert manner to dis
lodge Coolidge and seize the crown
Washington would not be surprised
Then to hear that when COOLIDGE re-
turns this fall, it will be with the
announcement that because of third
Term traditions, and all that sort of
thing, he will not be a candidate to
succeed himself.
The producers news., 1927-06-24

have noticed large pieces of the tin
sci dropping from the star in recent
months. Nor has all their burnish-
ing OF the tinplate been sufficient to
restore its luster.
Washington is acutely aware of the
waning of the Coolidge star and is
only wondering whether it is passing
oeloW the horizon or merely undergo
ing temporary eclipse. What start
ed its decline was the series of bungl-
ed efforts in foreign affairs achieved
by the nervous Kellogg. Mexico, Mic
aragua, TacnaArica, Argentine en-
barge, war debt negotiations. Then
Mr. Coolidge announced there could
be no further substantial reductions
IN taxes. With that, the enthusiasm
OF the financial and business inter
ests moderated suddenly into a
studied, panied silence.
But it took a young aviator, fly-
ing nonchalantly from San Diego to
st. Louis, thence to Long Island and
across the sea 20 Paris to expose the
shabbiness Of the Coolidge preten-
slons. Against that magnificent deed
ran the contrast of the anxious.
scheming little politician in the White
House. While Lindbergh was daring
the Atlantic, Coolidge would not COM
ment on the nations demand to know
his attitude on the third term. While
the aviator was being acclaimed in
Paris, Coolidge W. denouncing ms
own Official Spokesman for a bad
slip Of TIE tongue, throwing him out
of the White House and refusing to
answer any and all pertinent ques-
tionstions from the correspondents.
While Lindbergh was riding up
The producers news., 1927-06-24
McELROY

n, ciddv from Coalridge spent
,niov u. with the Nels KrOnen family.
o. 0sesr Olson and family are in Min
80 visiting friends and relatives.
Uarv Wirtz finished a breaking
- for Peter Lutnes the latter Dart
Of the week.
andrew Aspen has purchased car
trom Mrs. Dunn.
Tho school board held a lengthy
sion at the 0. NJ. Lutnes home last
Saturday
p Hanson has been hauling
-a,.sl on to the bad spot in the road
zaar the Peter Degen home. This
~, ~, has been badly needed. There
:. arotber very bad place north of
W.FIrov on the Overland trail be-
.raeT the Ingvald Espeland and Mil
ior farms. 1t has been no unusual
-;rb+ TO see five or six motor vehicles
rTs5 Do in the mud at that place at
one time.
The Rev. Sandes Of the Church of
Latter Day Saints has been conduct
no services the past two weeks at
+5s Pleasant Valley church. He is
now holding services at the LELAND
scpool house and also in McElrOy.
Mr. and Mrs. Corey expect to leave
for motor trip through North Da-
tofa soon. They viii visit Mrs. Co.
Tsr's brother, B. D. and Charley
K1udson, formerly Of this place, also
Mr.. Corey's relatives.
Mrs S. d. Dunn has been here and
a+ Comertown the past week looking
after her property interests and visit
inc with friends. While here she has
been guest at the J. G. Noon home.
The producers news., 1927-06-24
RESERVE

Mn nne community Ladies Aid society
DaI P-,L meet I5 Thursday, July 7 with Mrs.
ian Need, west of town.
Nehglous services will be held in
o-eo sLs oschool house Sunday afternoon at
o.o0: Rev. Frost will conduct the
services in English.
'lr and Mrs. George Tund an
W Vgua'e the birth of a daughter on
r;.i r%;.sqiAesd2y, June Is, 1927 at the Hos
P'ai at Plentywood. The little ladv
"aS 9,.,C. geen named Helen Ann.
A.. " IMAM Rokken, John Peterson and
iat. is. ana Mrs. Joe Vogel and family
NJ. ~. tuesday by auto for various
Soa,-'S sDar5 IN Minnesota where they will
.pe"o op5 several weeks visiting friends
ana relatives. = -o-iO'N
P,;i siIS' George Anderson returned on
ba5 b,.5uay 4 evening from Minot where she
tbo I. oeeh Tor the past three wrecks in
IN V cilG hospital. Mr.. Anderson met her
IN iI. Sii. Olenn I'm Dave left for her home
sr.t .Stiu1le9y Thursday after VISITING. her
i'' Nlfs' Ness, for two weeks.
4 son was born to Mr. and Mrs
boSn;taJI J"cooSen IN the Plentywood
Fr' LA on Friday, June II. 1927.
Fssarl EVenson left Monday in his
storo gA G Gai Tor trip through Yellow
tsraS. ark, and other points of in
state. | "eSVerh part OF the
to pans pans IjomsOs and his sister drove
over rTeSeeough, Sask., to visit friends
verv .o sunday. Mr.. Tjomsos reports
wos,Ig ,s rough roads but indications of .
70 -.dIS a. Larsen shipped a car Of cot+le
Mr. IN 0ilIicago market Thursday.
Me5;o;a ana Mrs. Sam Christensen of
and Me- Ny Lake spent Sunday with MI,
NJ 'lfS, Jack Gibbons.
weel, nose nose Lund of Bowbells was
brotban.- visitor at the home Of her
mornina gu Martin Mart returned Saturday
bride liom Minnesota with q
mormon anf5 Twedt returned Tuesday
has bees rom Minneapolis where he
M Oeen attending school. "'
the para,. a,,I Mrs. Ed. Christensen are
Friday, WIS j,, OF a baby daughter born
wood boouite, Sui.e II, 1927 at the PLENTY
WOOD betvo.oo sherman was in Plenty
Tuesday trains shopping Of
Iowa, i IS .I9 nlee from Council Bluffs
relatives Spending few day visitine
home with NJ NJ, formerly made hi.
Mr.. and MI MI. and Mrs. A. R. Rice
moved int into MRS tEs Ira Ettinger have
O the cottage belonging t
The producers news., 1927-06-24

OF the Average Young Man in search
of wife.
There are just two kinds of black
men known to Science. The first Is
the negro; the second is the automo-
bile owner.
II the average lawmaker were in
prison, making twine, he would be do
ing a great deal more for Agriculture
IMAM he can ever do in Congress.
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A young lady suggested that 7
spend twenty iron men for the use of
car IN which to take her to a dance
rejected the suggestion. "Chean-
skater! Haired she. l agreed to take
her' Moral (if any,: 1t is just as un-
pleasant to be called a cheapskate as
to face the prospect of being iollv
well forced to become one.
o
Old man, why worry! When vour
estranged relatives, your fain-would-
nave been sweethearts, your unsuc-
cessful rivals, your envious interiors
ana all your other well-meaning cri-
TICS have finished accusing you of
(a) all the crimes which YOU have
committed,
(b) all the crimes which Won have
not committed,
(c) all the crimes which they fond
ly hope you have committed.
and
(d) all the crimes which tbev
damned awfully well know Won
have not committed, perhaps
shut up.
The only difference between moon
shine and honest garbage is that gar
bage is fit for the pigs.
To-day's Biggest Lie: l once found
a piece of pork in can of pork and
beans.
Today's Riddle: It is not safe and
1t is not razor; why do they call it
a safety razor?
Nowadays you never miss the wat
er till the still runs dry.
o o o
| have learned that there is only
one thing of which an intelligent man
may be absolutely sure, to-wit: that
1t is impossible to be absolutely sure
of anything.
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THE GOSSIP
With sanctimonious smirk and ont
ward mien
Of utter saintliness, she sits in
church;
Sings sacred songs, prays fervid
prayers, ween,
AS tho her life had ne'er known
taint nor smirch.
But deep within her secret con-
sciousness.
Her uncouth thoughts are shameless
ly parading,
And all her thin pretense of right
eOusness
But hides a seething mass of Iusts
degrading,
Her putrid soul yelled with hvpocri-
Sy
The producers news., 1927-06-24
"Order in the Court Room

Judge Severely: "The idea of a
big strong man of your size beating
up a poor weak woman like thatl"
Nose: "But, yoah honah, she keeps
irritatin' me all de time.'
Judge: "How does she irritate
you?"
Nose: "Well, Jedge, it's like dis:
She keeps sayin' Hit mel Beat me!
Just hit me once and I'll have you
hauled up before that bald-headed old
reprobate of a Jedge, and see what
he'll do to you"
Judge: Discharged"
The producers news., 1927-06-24
No Snch Incl

Mistress: 81 saw the milkman kiss
you this morning. I'll take the milk
myself after this"
Janet: "It wont do you any good,
mum, He promised me he would kiss
no one but me-