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The Washington times., 1927-05-23
Too Late to Classify

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. for 10 real estate
statesmen to handle new waterfront devel-
opment May %. G. HERBERT CHAP
PELEAR. Room 325 Bond Bldg
4TH ST. n. e., 636-Large front, excep
tional room, q. m. t.. $4.50 week.
MECHANICS-TWO, GOOD FOR USED CAR
WORK. APPLY BETWEEN 8 AND Y
N. W.
The Washington times., 1927-05-23
CLEARING HOUSE REPORT

NEW YORK, May 23.-Clearing
house statement:
Exchanges, $50, 900, 900; balances,
$96, 000, 900: Federal Reserve Banks
credit balance, $91 900, 900.
The Washington times., 1927-05-23

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ROBERT g. EVANS

Robert G. Evans, world war cap
tain, and organizer of the Congress
sional Country Club, was buried
with military honors today in Ar.
lington Cemetery.
The Rev. James Shera Mont.
gomery, chaplain of the House, of.
ficiated. The pallbearers were Col.
David 8. Stanley, John Callan
O'Loughlin, o. r. Evans. Curtis
Walker, E. L. Huffman and James
William Bryan.
The Washington times., 1927-05-23
Bids and Proposals

,coIMIMsIssI6o3N.ERsa p. O.. WASHINGTON, Ma,
received al Room SOC, District Building
until 2 O'clock P. M, May 31st. 1927. fol
Gonstructng concrete curbs and cutters
ing.
COMMISSIONERS, D. c., washington. MAJ
20, 1927. Sealed proposals will be re
O'clock D. No oOy uns Se' ieB7 1ol99e or u fur
nishing one two and half ton Motor Var
Truck. Specifications and inform alton Al
room 800. District Building
The Washington times., 1927-05-23
Legal Notices

zoNINe COMMISSION OF THE DISTRICT
OF COLUMBIA. WASHINGTON. May 10
1927. ORDERED: That after public notice
and hearing as prescribed by law the dis
tricts heretofore established by the .zoninG
Commission Of the District o., Columbia ar,
the official Height, ArSs and Use ALIASES
as follows: CHANGE FROM FIRST CON
MERCIAL, c AREA, 40' HEIGHT TO RESI-
P9EENHCT,II4AAL. A RESTRICTED AREA, 40
EkSH pr REs}DEESSg i5%s'S 4sE$4 g
AREA, so HEIGHT: Property abuttinE thu
vest side OF Georgia Avenue N. W.. between
pscatur and Farragnt Streets n; "
Al AREA, 60 HEIGHT; TO FIRST CONNER
% nero. property abut,ing both sides Of
also lots s04. sos, IS and SO, square 1856
on east SIDE OF 18th street between I and I
AREA, go, AND 90. 10 RESIDENTIAL,
AREA. 40' HEIGHT: Industrial portion
Of square 5o17 501s and northwest quadra
OF SOLE, measuring 225 feet on 34th Stree
and 3S6 feet on Clay Street. PROCTOR
RRo oTSAnISH6 J. BELL SIDNEY
| GRANT. Bird, Zoning Commission. D. C.
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
PRESIDENT COOLIDGE ADDRESSES 10000 SIOUX INDIANS

The great tribe Sioux Indians recently adopted President
Coolidge brother Indian under the Chief Leading
Eagle
They gave President magnificent bonnet of eagle
feathers which hangs closet the floor Of the
White House. be handed down to the Presidents and
his grandchildren
II is beautiful war bonnet made of seventy two great
eagle feathers and the making Of it required the deaths of
tyx big eagles feathers only taken from each eagle
This picture shows President Coolidge speaking 10000
Indians of the Sioux tribe the plains Of South Dakota
The President addressed the Indians My children and
brothers excellent formula For Calvin Coolidge is THE
Great White Father therefore the Indians his children
He is modest man and therefore calls the Indians
his brothers Any American may well call them brothers for
these red men are the ORIGINAL GENUINE INDIANS No
others are in fact thoroughly genuine.
This picture is interesting especially when you contrast the
face the Indian in the lower efthand with the
Of Calvin Coolidge talking to the 10000 Indians
would talk to little children.
Any one Of those Indians far physical power goes
could annihae the President take his scalp home with
without any effort. .s.st.a-'...
But notice height of Calvin Cocdges head above the
Everything above the brain And that is where
Calvin Coolidge the language Of the day. has it on the
Indians
They can fight and scalp, run hundred miles in day
endure terrific fatigue. BUT CALVIN COOLIDGE CAN
THINK The best of these Indians coudnt do as much
thinking year Mr. Coolidge in an hour That is
why white rule the United States and why powerful
Indians called by the white President MY Chill
dren,''
We need not reproach ourselves however for if America
had been left to the Indians few hundred thousand of them
would still be fighting and calpng other from the At
lantc to Pacific Fierce Apaches would be torturino
killing and often eating feebler kinds of Indians Niagara
down without any interference by plan for
trolling the floods millions of of Western lands now
poisoning under irrigation would be dismal deserts homes
for lizards. coyotes jack rabbits
We have taken the land from the Indians but we have
used it. helped izaton it, and they the Indians are
better off than they were.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
DIABETES

yHE old textbook say that diabetes incurabe
4 disease.
listed in the Encyclopedia Britannica and when
people got this trouble they threw their hands and in
1t msidious malady marks all kinds of people for its
nsulin not cure for diabetes insuln merely takes The
from the blood The body keeps making and the
blood fills agan with it. Insun therefore s only temporary
relief of the most conspicuous symptom of diabetes.
The for diabetes much advertised by quacks There
herb Mexico that has been exploited remedy makers
Of electric belts they it and number OF other cures
the market
trouble Of them have been able to stand the
the cole medical science So far diet
less strict is the only to control this trouble
1t fatal older people Its seems
deficient metabosm that is something with the
apparatus that food into human tissues.
substance called myrln, made by
tracing juices huckebery leaves announced by
Frederick M Allen Morristown N J., beforea meeting Of
the federation societies for experimental biology
probable for the trouble
cautiously: ut mysterious substance that OBJ
of huckleberries What it do
There possibility that it is vtamn Our
so far show selected diabetes it effective
CLEAN of hope, for Dr. Allen Is about the most
spectacle expert the treatment Of diabetes that there is in the
country. 800.
He warns against hcpefuness but tells of experiments
carried out with much
If he succeeds producing that will stand the test Of the
medical profession this trying malady he viii be indeed Of
fine benefactors OF the human s
.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
The Problem OF Locating a
New Farmers Market

The Commissioners will take the difficult problem Of
finding and suitable site for Farmers Market and
will send their recommendations to Congress where there will
doubtless be spirited contention the various sites proposed
There many phases of the matter that the Commits
soners confronted by real problem loaded with
ficng selfinterest and property interests
Of importance the selection of site large enough to
the demands for years to would be unwse to
cost. -. 80.
In connection with the necessity for sufficient space and
In the future the questions of traffic congestion and
feasibility.
Maryland farmers who urging the selection Of Camp
Meigs part of the Patterson tract claim that will meet the
requirements of future years and reduce congestion
They claim that the present market Site about to be aban
doned has ourown the city requirements and that the
geson there them much money getting their products
from their stands vehicles the vehicles stands of pu
chae They maintain that the present cost to them is at
least So per load.
The argument likewise put forward that the market and
commission houses should be located to railroad trans
portation claiming that the Of Washington in
directly pay least 100000 year in the transportation of
vegetables to commission houses their warehouses.
will be impossible for any official to pass judgment upon
the arguments for and against the various sites until all the
facts offered Even then it is not going to be
is exceedingly important though that the site selected
shall have sufficient for development with the develop
ment of the city and that it should have advantages in
minimum congestion and cheaper hauls
The economic features of the matter not the least by
means The assertion is often made that the Baltimore markets
sell cheaper than those of Washington This may of course
be due to abundance of supplies but it would be well for
Washington the market through economies and
short transportation hauls should enjoy the reputation of
abundant supplies and reasonable prices,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
By ELSIE ROBINSON

yesr-old Helen. When Mrs. FL.
liot was Helen's age she wore a
coat for four years--dresses, dit
to. Bought good cloth to begin
with, then remade them, patched,
turned, dyed. Resoled her shoes
as long az the uppers would hold.
Nobody minded decent shabbiness
in those, days. 1t WAS considered
shiftless to be always coming
out with something new"
Now Helen spends more on one
seasons outfit than her aunt
spent in four years. And when
the season passes the outfit goes
with it.
1T actually frightens me-"
walls her aunt. she says it is
necessary to spend If you want
TO succeed nowadays, but 1 say
it's the old case of champagne
appetite and lager beer income.
What will she have at 40 if she
spends like this now?"
She'll probably have much more
ct 40 than you had, my dear.
Champagne appetites have their
uses. The human race wouldn't
have come very far IL its livelier
members hadn't rebelIed against
lager beer limitations. and set ont
to crafty champagne thirsts for
better, more bountiful programs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29

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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29

As long as you're willing to en-
dure half-soled shoes and pro-
grams you'll have them to en-
dure. But when you get mad
enough and hungry enough to
rebel against shabhiness and take
the risk and endure the discipline
incident to a fuller life, you'll
have it.
That's the part you're overlook
ing, Auntie--the new standards
to which these young people are
shaping their lives. You see the
new wardrobes but you don't see
the new spirit and new code that
makes that wardrobe possible.
Your generation gave thrift and
obedience, meekness and submits
sion, sacrifice and resignation.
There was something very fine in
all these but I think there's
something nearer the great pur-
pose of Life--in the eagerness
and agility of this new genera
ton, their restless rebellion, their
velocity and vim, their high
headed arrogance and contempt for
half portions.
They're not only wearing cham
payne clothes. my dear--THEY RE
GIVING a. CHAMPAGNE PER
FORMANCE, and the whole world
will be better for it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
SECRETS OF
HEALTH
BY DIR. C. A. L. Reed

THE opening of the school year
4 gives special importance to
methods of preventing the intro
duction OF infectious diseases into
boarding schools.
The prompt isolation. quaran.
tine, of a child with an intec-
tious disease, with prompt mott.
fication of health authorities. is
recognized as a first principle in
preventing the spread Of the NAL.
ady, whether in or out of school.
Simsy Hancetl Justly observes
that, in England, as in America,
complaint is occasionally made
against heads of boarding schools
that, while they insist that the
parents shall notify and quar-
antine pupils exposed to infec-
tion at home, they do not recog-
nize similar obligations to the
parents.
That is, that they are not care.
full enough to notify parents that
their sons have been exposed to
infection at school, or II they do
they do not give them sufficient
data to enable them to quaran-
tine them sufficiently at home.
Also that, whereas they will not
allow a boy to return to- school
within the quarantine period, they
do not mind sending him home
without other notification at the
~ - d. e.
though he has been exposed and
therefore has chance of develop
ing an infection soon after he
arrives:
On the first head it Is true that
school authorities ought to take
greater care. to give parents as
early and al complete notifica.
ton as possible. On the second
head. however, while it is i'm
pOrtant that parents be notified
of a child's exposure, it Is not
reasonable to keep a pupil back
at the end of term. If he has
to be i'll, home is the most ap.
propriate place. Also it is essen
tial that the school premises be
empty during the holidays for
cleansing and ventilation, after a
term Of epidemic illness. 1t is a
|. much more serious matter to in.
troduce infection into a large
community who live and sleep in
common quarters than it is to in
tf'oduce it into private house.
Not only, is there more accommo-
ton in a house, but the suscepti-
bile individuals are fewer and
more easily isolated from one an
other.
The usual rules of quarantine
when boys have been exposed to
infection during the holidays can.
not be safely relaxed. On the
contrary, they should be made
even more stringent to prevent
the Introduction of common "a.
tarrhal infections. A special GER
tificate should be required, stat
ing that, after due inspection.
there Is no sign of certain skin
affections, such as ringWorm, i'm
petigo and boiis. Except in diph-
liberia and scarlet fever, however,
1t Is not necessary that the full
quarantine period should dafe
from the day of disinfection.
Even in these diseases it is doubt.
full whether clothes can ever be
properly disinfected, except by
steam. hut the ordinary methods
give some people sense of Sc.
curity. Actually, it is the condi.
ton of the nose and throat and
not that Of the clothes that nat
tiers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
ONCE-OVERS
Correct Yesterdav's Mistakes

Forget the hard luck of yesterday
Don't let mistakes cloud what
doing today
Don't let discourage and to lose
fidence in yourself
Remember enough the point of correcting
them, but don't worry about them.
Today is the you will be held accountable
GU cannot change today but make today
what You want it, perhaps.
Worry past deeds problems that have failed to
register correctly, units you for your best work.
On the other hand do your mistakes too lightly
~ does not excuse that others have failed
Fing todays dsagreeabe things with those will meet
tomorrow makes double burden.
Thinking Of does not help YOU to successfully
with present disturbing elements
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29

Foolish, pur.
poseless spend
ing for Vanity's
sake ie always
a bad thing, but
deliberate, pur-
posefui expendi-
ture for a richer
existence ia the
wisest economy.
Back of every
3 u c C ess full
achievement or
great discovery
lie dissatisfac-
ton and rebel
lion against the
status quo, and
gallant reckless
risk for some.
thing TT er.
And, IL you're
willing to risk
enough, yo u'll
usually get that
something b e {.
fer
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
AIRS. ELLIOT

M H i worried worried
about her neph-
ews and nieces.
There are five
of them, two
boys. three girls,
all working.
They're not
wild. !" she writes.
1T h e re as
bright and well
behaved young
people as one
W ould wish.
B Ut TIL e Y
w ANT 7 H r
B E S T o r
E V ERYTHINCI
A n d 1 A NJ
AFRAID THEY
w ILL RUIN
T THEMSELVES
WITH THEIR
e x T r Az A
CANOES.
areIs TO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland.
On Getting Your Man
GETTING q husband in these
" days is a simple matter.

TN Uettlng -FOUR MAN
GETTING q husband in these
VI days is a simple matter.
All it requires lie the tact of
Talleyrand, the technique of Sarah
Bernhard, the genius of Einstein
and the seltcontrol Of brass
Buddha.
All you have to do is to appear
to be backing away" when you
are really going after" him.
To make him think that he is
pursuing you when he has merely
stopped running and IL waiting
for you 70 catch up.
To prove to him that he loves
you-and then seem surprised and
startled when he springs it upon
you as his own bright, original
idea.
To give him the illusion that he
Is proposing to you when you are
really supplying him with the
words and music, and training him
to say them over after you.
To let him enjoy the impression
that he is stringinE" you, while
you are quietly plating the string
into a moose.
To assure him that while you
realize that marriage IL woman's
highest vocation, you never. never
thought of it until he mentioned 1t
to you.
To convince him that you are
lust a good little pal"--while you
are running your fingers through
his hair and planning the wed.
ding decorations.
To make him believe that, while
he may enjoy kissing some girls
a. lot of the time and lot of girls
some of the time, he is going to
find it far more thrilling to have
to enjoy kissing one girl all of the
time.
To prove to him that, although
ne has taken perfectly good care
of himself for 20 or 80 years, he
still needs somebody to find his
hat, count his laundry, watch his
diet and ladle out his tonic.
To make him believe that he Ia
the hero" of your dreams when
you are secretly planning to re-
model him in everything, from the
shape of his collars and his favorite
haircut to his pet habits.
To pretend not to take him
seriously when you are planning
to take him if it takes lifetime!
To persuade him that his soul
In singing an aria when 1t Is
merely his pulse beating ragtime.
To It him through a lot of
misery in order to prove that you
could make him happy for life.
Oh. yes, getting your first Job
il q feat but getting your first
husband is. a miracle.
And yet, men wonGer why wo-
men are. $50 deceitfulv'
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29
WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

Next to sound judgment. dta-
monds and pearls are the rearest
things to be met with.
DE La Bruyere.
TIMES ED-wise men.
Absence from those we love Is
self from self-a deadly Danish
uaent.-Shakespeare.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-29

Books are legacies that a great
Z genius leaves TO mankind, which
are delivered down from genera:
ton to generation, as presents to
the posterity Of those who are yet
unborn.
Truth shines the brightest claA
IA verse>-Eop&
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