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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-21
MALE HELP WANTED

II YOU want. to be successful and
prosperous, get into the Automo-
tive Industry, Electricity or Avia-
ton. Write for FREE catalog.
STATE AUTO ELECTRICAL &
AVIATION SCHOOL, Aberdeen,
S. D.
WANTED-Girl for general house,
work and companion. Call at 619
Mandan. Phone 13O4-W.
WANTED-First class experienced
clothing man and window trim
mer. s. f. Bergeson & Son.
LEARN barber trade. Catalog free.
Moler Barber College, Fargo,
N. D.
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Rebuilt Automobiles

Satisfaction guaranteed. Seyenday
trial. Each car priced in plain
figures.
EXPERTS agree that any good mod
ern new car has potential mile
age Of at least 100000. If il
cost $1,000 and has been driven
10000 miles, i. should be worth
$500. But you buy it here fol
half that, or less. Come in and see
for your elf.
rebuilt Cars With q Reputation"
Lair Motor Sales Co.
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HOME LAUNDRY
LOST

LOST-Man's small purse contain
ing fifteen dollars and change, to-
gether with hunting license be-
tween Third and Fourth street on
Avenue D. Finder return to 813
Third street. Reward.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-21

WANTED-To hear of parties hav-
ing Roam Short horn bull Is to 20
months old and state price. w. f.
Pesmew, Wing, N. D. Lock Box
152.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-21

FOR RENT Garage opposite post
office. Call at 208 Third street.
Phone S85.
FOR RENT-A garage. Call at
1O4 Thayer Ave. West.
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FEMALE HELP WANTED

FEMALE HELP WANTED
WANTED AT ONCE-Fifty attrac-
tive girls II to "a for Smiths
Greater Bismarck Ladies Band.
cts snap into it, girls, and give
this town-a real band. Apply
Melody Shop, Bismarck. Ask for
Mr.. Smith.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. for an ex-
cellent home in Bismarck. Must
be clean, steady, we'll recommend
ed and middle aged. Write Trib-
une, care AID No. "a.
.WANTED--A lady about thirty
years Of age to keep house on
farm. Scandinavian custodian.
Write Tribune Ad. No. q.
WANTED-School gill to work for
hoard and room. Call at Mohawk,
i01 Fifth street.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-21

FOR SALE-Confcction and lunch
room, all modern, good business.
Part cash, balance to suit pur-
chaser. Address Box 103, Garri-
son. NJ. n
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-10-21
APARTMENTS

IA <AAS = IVA AJlN .
FOR RENT-Very nicely furnished
modern apartment including piano
and electric washing machine
Clean, warm and always hot wa
ter. Call at 807 Fourth street.
FOR RENT-Furnished on unfur.
nished apartment in modern home
on ground floor, private entrance
lights. heat and water furnished
415 Mandan street. Phone 858.
FOR RENT-A beautifully fur
nished sleeping apartment, COM
Portable summer and winter, suit
able for one or two persons. Phone
948.
FOR RENT-One three room un-
furnished front apartment in Rue
apartments, all modern. Phone
697-J or call at I'll Ave. A.
FOR RENT-Apartment at the
Woodmansee with or without gar
age. Apply H. j. Woodmansee.
Phone 1888.
FOR RENT-Three room modern
furnished apartment with private
bath. 72l Third street. Phone
67S-R.
FOR RENT-Furnished apartment
with bath. Guaranteed good and
warm. Call at $50 Fourth street.
FOR RENT-Furnished small apart
lnent in modern home. 618 Sixth
street. Phone 568-W.
FOR RENT-Apartment in Trib-
une Bldg. Apply Tribune office.
Occupancy Nov. LIST.
FOR RENT-A two and q three
room apartment. The Laurain
AIS. Phone 303.
OFFICE ROOM FOR RENT
OFFICES FOR RENT-Suite of two
desirable office rooms in Hoskins
Block. See S. A. Floren at Bust
ness Service Co.
HOME LAUNDRY
THE BEST address for washing
your blankets, bed spreads, FAM
lily and finished washes is Mar
guerit Bulten's Home Laundry.
No injury to fabric. No chemicals
used. Everything dried in fresh
air. Mems shirts q speciality. We
call and deliver. Call at 203 Ave.
A w. or Phone 1917.
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MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE--Registered Oxford
rams and ewes all Of good size,
we'll boncd and dense fleece. pa
pers furnished. Duroc Jersey
boars and gifts, long and heavy
boned, papers furnished. Regis
tered polled milking shorthorn
bulls. These are of good milking
strain. Come and see them, three
miles north of Bismarck. Nagel
e. Strutz, Bismarck, N. D. Box q.
DIAMONDS set in very latest
mountings. Engagement, we'd
ding, dinner cluster, two and three
stone rings, brooches, bracelets,
pins, earrings, combination lava
Heres and brooches, $50 and up.
Cash or credit. Buy now for
Xmas. James w. Marek. exclu-
sive diamond dealer. Office at
1O8 Third street, Bismarck, N. D.
FOR SALE-Fancy large solid cab
bage, ono cent per lb. Large
dry onions, two cents per ID. Or
ders must be 100 lbs. 'or more.
Cash with order. Prices +. O. B.
Washburn. Sacks free. Clarence
Burg, Washburn, N. Oak.
FOR SALE-Electrically equipped
blacksmith shop in live town of
GOO. Only shop in town. Bar
gain if taken III 30 days. Inquire
at Union State Bank, Hazen, N. y.
FOR SALE-Choicc Imported Ger
man Rollers and Hartz Mountain,
also native singers. Cages, seeds,
treats, etc. Phone 115-J, Jacob
Bull, Dickinson, N. D., Box 728.
FOR SALE-Confcctio and lunch
room, all modern, good business.
Part cash, balance to suit pur-
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AUTOMOBILES

AUTOMOBILES
FOR SALE-Whippet Sedan. Used
very little. Looks like new. Will
sell at discount or consider ex-
change for larger car. Address
Box 481, Bismarck. N. D.
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FARM LANDS

FARM LANDS
FOR SALE-A clean partly inn
proved quarter section between
Steele and Driscoll, in 14O-74. $24O
cash, balance easy. Address Box
152, Detroit Lakes, MINI.
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OFFICE ROOM FOR RENT
OFFICES FOR RENT-Suite Of two
desirable office rooms in Hoskins
Block. See S. A. Floren at Bust
ness Service Co.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Lindbergh Faith Restorative

discouraged
YOUTH represented by the slick
the
glory youth al well
with the world
Wednesday completed
the Spirit ST. the recordbrean
0 than
of youth of
writing such
history a the why" of
of
automobile ride
friendly the
motorists at least
disciples of the Hickman of youth.
roaming the
society condition which they themselves responsible
increasing nothing the breakdown
certain governmental functions
There which the highway
putting
involuntary
1t is becoming to be political
entitled function
to act work for the
Britain meets
In this country better
national
elsewhere.
commodity,
cannot in conscience pron
until employment has offered
tive departments
Colonel Iindbegh bgapher relates
constantly
other hand
the carefully avoiding steady work.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Popular Government on Trial

With national patroIg
maintain industrial guard using
impeachment Of state officials the auspousns
slightly
necessity mobzng the national guard was forced
nothing do with the integrity
In Oklahoma however condition
nature reflect back the
the
chief
@ legislative
Even the chief justice state included in
the impeachment particular angle
the preud people the state from determining in
measure wherein the fault
legislature not sefconvenng justice
has material interest whether the
men OF the high court cannot be accepted
disputed
1t blot the omnonwealths that the
ordinate
electorate that government ensues
The foundation republic government
on the theory that the electorate
who will represent them of governing
When bad and incapable
bes by the people the result
In Oklahoma the responsible if either the
the judicial department.
With the national elections
selection Of their continuation of
n form government along the lines
should not forgotten that republican form of
government depends the governed and that
daWa OF the consent Of the lawlessss
History records that whenever too faulty
In the United States today the criticism
the O the criminal law
Crime increasing and punishment decreasing thereby showing
relationship the two
dangerous in that thew arc coneino caes
the people taking hands, when their
fan hem. ~ F
cannot be mobaszd too STRONGLY in
connection with the administration criminal law else series of
nchngs may follow which would rock the nda
tons Of
IA
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
HOT-HOUSE PLANTS
(Chicago Trihnnel

fountains before St Peters
sliding
the ntryod dwellings be
from crate
dwellings, They hothoue
nng ourselves with central heating
perature 55 60
Europe can get along with ordinarily
ut is
unexpected in the United
for few days to be everywhere
continent north the
had indoors ou
should find
cold than
exactly as cold
prepared Tor it, Their heating primitive great
amount OF energy required to keep the
the machine
are backward because their dwellings pampd
Atlantic heating
prevailing
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
With Other Editors
THE NORRIS AMENDMENT
(New York Herald Tribune)

resolution submitting constitutional to change
presidential nugmaions of the beginning ending Of
senate
times will probably again ebodes sensible
constitutional reform
minorites the the will of
the will the majority Ordinary parliamentary
representatives
president would electoral
longer apply.
the presidential
thing
its limitation
on group
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

penetrate.
The hidden fireplaces are kept in
action partly for warmth and partly
for ventilation. Sometimes, no doubt
though your correspondent never
has heard 1.-THE wood crackles with
a loud pop audible in the courtroom,
ineXplicable to any but the justices
and attaches of the court.
The furnishing of the private lobby
behind the rear partition of the dais
seating nine justices is quite simple
A bookcase holds 272 bound volumes
containing all previous decisions of
the court, and a table has water
ready for the thirsty justice
A door through the partition and
onto the dais is used as an entry to
the bench by Chief Justice Taft and
Justices Holmes and VanDevanter.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
BY RODNEY BUTCHER
NEA Service Writer

WASHINGTON who has
seen the Supreme Court in session
may regard the justices as cold and
austere gentlemen, but those nine
venerables are not as cold as you
might think.
In the sacred precincts behind
that great bench, which takes the
shape of lobby where the court
may sneak back for a drink-of wa
ter-or to consult precedents, burn
two wood fires. Artfully concealed
behind two large screens at either
of the exposed ends of the lobby
which stretches the width of the
courtroom, they cannot be seen from
the body of the courtroom beyond
which ordinary persons may not
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Menus for the Family
BY SISTER MARY

BREAKFAST - Stewed dried
apricots. whole wheat cereal.
cream. Goldfish puffs. corn bread.
milk. coffee. -
LUNCHEON-Cream OF onion
soup, spinach and egg salad,
chocolate bread pudding. milk.
tea.
DINNER--Pot roast Of veal.
baked squash. tomato jelly salad.
date and nut pudding. milk.
coffee.
Carrots and potatoes are added
to the pot roast about one hour
before time for serving. Gravy is
made in the roaster after the meat
and vegetables are removed.
Chocolate bread pudding uses
up stale bread to advantage
Chocolate Bread Pudding
One cup stale bread crumbs. 2
cups scalded milk. 1 square bitter
chocolate, " cup sugar. egg.
tablespoon butter. " teaspoon
vanilla. few grains salt.
Pack crumbs firmly In cup to
measure. Soak bread in milk for
80 minutes. Melt chocolate over
hot water. add half the sugar and
enough milk taken from the
bread and milk to make thin
enough to pour. Beat yolk OF egg
until thick and lemon colored.
Stir into bread and milk and add
chocolate mixture. remaining
sugar. melted butter. salt and
vanilla, Mix thoroughly and fold
IN white OF egg beaten until stirf !
and dry. Turn into buttered !
pudding dish and bake so minutes
in slow oven. Serve warm with !
whipped cream favored very
slightly with peppermint. One
drop OF oil OF peppermint will be
sufficient to flavor one cup OF
whipped cream. Use two table,
spoons powdered sugar to sweeten
lightly. . i
'tCopyright. 1927. NEA Service. -LucsG
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
SENATE PASSES on BILL

MEXICO CITY, Dec. 30 lP)-The
senate tonight unanimously passed in
principle the Gales bill reforming
articles IA and Is of the oil laws
which have been the source of fric-
ton between the United States and
Mexico.
The senate will discuss the bill
Thursday, when it is expected to be
definitely passed, the senators gen.
orally expressing their intention to
approve the amendment.
The chamber of deputies passed
the bill last night.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

H. T. Cuthbert will leave Sun
day for Guaymas, where he has
been commissioned to do impor-
tant auditing work.
Word was received yesterday of
the marriage at Cananea of Ar
thur Clothier and prominent
young lady of the copper city.
Francisco S. Elias of the Gill
lardo ranch, arrived in Douglas
Thursday for a short time on
business.
Phillip Margosin left yesterday
for Baltimore to purchase goods
for his mercantile establishment.
Roland Curry, son of Hon. and
Mrs. Avery Curry, has returned
from Bisbee where he was follow
ing an attack of pneumonia.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
ABE MARTIN

Talk about hard luck, Mrs. Ike
Lark has got an exclusive piece
o. gossip, but nObuddy t. stay with
her children while she puts it out.
1t hain't alIus SO pleasant t. be in
tn minority, but it's usually
mighty fine send-Off.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
a Fair Question

Little Edith contemplated the anat-
omy OF the turkey at the Thanks
giving feast and inquired suddenly:
Mother, do people have wlsnbones?"
mo, dear"
well, do turkeys get everything
they wish for?"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

USEFUL INFORMATION
I'm told chat if face a dog
To show him that he can't alright
me,
Although his soul seems all agog
With avid eagerness to bite me,
That when he looks into my eyes,
He instantly will see his error,
And mingle feelings of surprise
With terror.
I'm told that when a motor truck
Comes dashing madly down the
highway,
1 must not dodge or run or duck
Although I see it's coming my way
If I stand there serenely still,
To show the bus does not alarm
Nor move an inch, the driver will
Not harm me-
I'm told that if 1 tell my boss
With high and righteous indignation
That if he does not come across
Forthwith with bigger compensation
I'll quit the job this very night,
That he will scoWl at me minute
Then gently smile and say, "All right;
You win it!'
I'm told that nerve must win success;
That one who practices discretion
And goes his way with cautiouSneSS
Will never make q good impression.
pass this on to you, my friend,
In hope that you may profit by it,
But as for me, I don't intend
To try it
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Pretty Dreadful

never had such a tough time in
my life. First got angina pectoris,
followed by arterioScleroSis.
Just as was recovering from
these I got tuberculosis. double pneu-
monia and phthisis. Then they gave
me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by a
tonsillotomy. These gave way to
aphasia and htypertrophic cirrhosis.
completely lost my memory for a
while.
know had diabetes and acute
indigestion, besides gastritis, rheuma-
tiSm, lumbago and neuritis.
I don't know how I pulled through
it. 1t was the hardest spelling test
I've ever seen.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

England would have established q
Hollywood Of her own if she had had
the climate, the actors and the euca-
lyptus trees.
Copyright, 1927, Bell Syndicate, Inc.l
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
PLAYING SAFE

Hereafter the prudent senator-elect
will buy round-trip ticket to Wash
ington
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Business Lesson

DuSIIheSS ACSSOIl
$50 you want to marry my daugh-,
ter, eh?"
Eyes, sir"
do you know much about busi-
ness?"
Not much, SIR
"Do you know the difference be-
tween an asset and a liability?"
"No, sir"
well, you will after you marry
my daughter"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

Your state OF life isn't so bad after
all. Think of the man who vas
talked into sending his wife woolen
underwear as Christmas gift by
salesman who said it certainly
would tickle her
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
BABS

A Scotchman has driven the same
automobile since 1903 Just wait until
he has to buy new tires, though.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

Tramp: Sorry, Idly. I'm absolutely
overwhelmed with trousers. But I'm
most anxious for an old overcoat
before the season starts for putin
'em over motor car radiators.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
what Does This Prove2

Woman Con train: Conductor, that
man is smoking. I object strongly
to tobacco smoking
Conductor: But, madam, this is
the smoking car.
Woman: Oh, is it? Then give me
cigarette.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

President Coolidge, at a recent
press conference, said he had some
thing important to announce but had
forgotten what it was. We hope it
wasn't freedom for the Filipinos,
declaration OF war or something like
that.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Embryonic Bond Salesman

''Old college ties, gentlemen" grated
the old grad from the platform "old
college ties-the lasting loval love for
our alma mater, and her love for us.
Where, fellow alumni, where, I ask
you, can you find a greater, better,
worthier, nobler, finer. stronger bond
"a bond, which will repay you more?''
"Ya-a-a-ay!" shouted the entir6
class of '26, rising to their feet. "A
customer"
And the old grad was utterly de-
stroyed in the rush.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

'Why don't you publish your auto
biography"
"It wouldn't be interesting enough
if I didn't tell the truth" answered
Senator Sorghum, land too interest
ing if 1 did"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
THEY ALWAYS DO
THE ONLY DRAWBACKS

Marry in haste and repent at Holly
wood.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

Santa Claus has been very busy
this year, Judging from some of the
well filled stockings we've seen lately.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

mo Breakfast Complete Withou:
The Dispatch"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

Christmas is a time when the young
swain's future depends greatly upon
the present.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

'My wife ran away with a man in
my car"
Good heavens! Not your new
car0''
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

Three others step up onto the bench
from the right and the others after
passing from the lobby, from the
left.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Making 1t Stick

STANLEY, dear" she said, after she
had accepted him, "you wouldn't
think it strange if I we're to ask
you to sign little paper to the
effect that we are engaged, would
you?"
Stanley was far too happy to think
anything, and with trembling hand
he signed the document Then she
sat down beside him.
Dearest" said Stanley, breaking
the silence at last, "tell me why you
wanted me to sign that paper.
Haven't you implicit confidence in
my affection?"
"Oh, yes," she sighed; but, darling,
I've been fooled so many times!"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

After attending several hundred
banquets in his tour OF the U~>sed
States, is it any wonder that Lind
bergh flew to Mexico?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

from the right and the others after
passing from the lobby, from the
left.
Who knows Senator James A.
Reeds middle name? Not that it is
a matter of tremendous import at
this time, but Reed is a candidate
for his party's presidential nominal
tom and to have a president whose
middle name was a secret from his
inquisitive countrymen would be un-
thinkable, wouldn't it? The Congress-
ional Directory and Who's Who are
ignorant and inquiry at the great
MiSSourian's office was met by re-
fuSal to give it. In the absence of
the senator himself it was said very
politely that the senator regarded
his middle name as his own private
business and he never used it, any
way
Well, if Reed is nominated, some
one will dig it up for sure. Middle
names of other possibilities have been
exposed to the. world-Alfred Eman-
uel Smith, Albert Cabell Ritchie,
Herbert Clark Hoover, Frank Orren
Lowden, Charles Gates Dawes, Frank
Bartlette Willis and so on. None of
the candidates has such juicy mid
die name as the late President War
ren Gamaliel Harding-inasmuch as
Senator David Ignatius Walsh is not
candidate-unless it's Reed.
Of course, Reed may have a very
common, ordinary middle name such
as Aloysius, Adoniram, Abijah or
Absalom, and on the other hand it
might be some such intricate name
as Asarelah, Archelaus, Ashasuerus
or Adonibizek.
Calvin Coolidge managed to get
along in life without any middle
name at all. Thomas woodrow Will
son moved faster after he made his
middle name his first name.
Politicians have generally been
careful about parting their names in
the middle. Such effete practices are
regarded as fatal in the rugged west
but some easterners have survived.
Senator James Thomas Heflin is j.
Thomas and sometimes even Tho
mas j.; Congressman Abram Piatt
Andrew of Massachusetts, became A.
Piatt and James Zacharie Spearing
of New Orleans, a better than aver
age congressman is j. Zach. The only
governor guilty of that sort of busi-
ness is A. (Arthur) Harry Moore of
New Jersey.
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

In the opinion OF a well known
judge, some husbands are too sus-
picious of their wives. Still, there
is good cause for suspicion when a
man finds long hair On his wife's
shoulder
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
PIucked From the Plains

Hubby: ''Your check to the sta
tionery dealer came back with no
funds on it,"
Wife: That's funny. 1 saw an
article in the paper which said the
bank had a surplus OF more than
million. How Gomez"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
Her Secret

Her Secret
What did you buy for your wife's
Christmas?"
II don't know yet She's going to
surprise me-"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE

USEFUL INFORMATION
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-12-30

Edmonton's central library reading
room is now opened at a. m. This
doubtless is due to the public de-
mand to see the earlier editions of
the evening papers.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-09
.LAMBERTON PEOPLE DIE

An unusual case was recorded IN
Long Beach, California, last week
when Mrs. Louisa Basil, seventy-six
and John Fred Basil, seventy-seven,
her husband, died of pneumonia, with
in thirty hours of each other, without
either one knowing of the illness OF
the other. A double funeral was held
from the Congregational church and
was attended by several Lamberton
friends, for Mr.. and Mrs. Basil were
Lamberton pioneers, coming to LAM
berton fifty-four years ago, where
they homesteaded and raised their
family. Fourteen years ago they
moved to Long Beach, which has
been their home.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-09
PIG CROP INCREASE

Minensota's 1926 pig crop amount
ed to 100000, or an increase Of 8
per cent over 1925, Paul H. Kirk, Min
nesota agricultural statistician, re-
ports.
His information came from sur
vey made in cooperation with the
pestoffice department and the Depart
ment of Agriculture.
1t shows that the number of pigs
saved in the spring of 1926 compared
to those saved in the spring of 1925,
increased per cent, or approximate
ly 4,326,OO0 spring pigs for Mime
sofa.
The number of fall pigs saved this
year, compared with last, shows an
increase of per cent, or about 754,-
900 pigs.
The report indicates that Minnesota
farmers have bred per cent more
sows to farrow in the spring Of 1922
than they did in 1926, and for the II
states, comprising the corn belt
states, the increase is 80 per cent.