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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-03-10
FOR SALE

FIVE ROOM STUCCO AND TILE
modern bungalow, hardwood floors,
large closets, pantry, full basement.
basement garage, lawn and shrub
berry, south front. Sale price $3.50.
Terms.
SEVEN ROOM MODERN HOUSE,
full basement, hot water heat, south
front, close to schools. Sales price
$500.
FOUR ROOM MODERN HOUSE,
hardwood floors, full basement. fur
mace heat, basement garage, south
front, close to schools. Sale price
$1,000. Terms.
NEW MODERN HOUSE, LlvlN
room and dining room combined,
kitchen built-in features, two bed
rooms, bath between, linen closet,
oak flors, good location. immediate
possession. Sale price $4,000. Good
terms.
SIN ROOM MODERN HOUSE. HARD
wood floors, built-in features, in
GLIDING ice box, fire place, furnace
heat, basement garage. Sale price
$1,000. Terms.
FIVE ROOM MODERN HOUSE ON
Ninth street, hardwood floors, large
rooms and closets. Sale price
$4,000 Terms.
SIX ROOM MODERN BUNGALOW.
three bed rooms, hardwood floors,
large rooms, built-in features in
GLIDING ice box, full partitioned
basement, furnace heat, outside
garage, south front, reasonable
taxes. Sale price $4,000. Terms.
SIX ROOM MODERN HOUSE, HARD
wood floors, built-in features, fire
place, full basement, furnace
heat. Sale price $4,000. $500 cash
down. Balance monthly, like rent.
including interest at per cent
WHETHER YOU ARE READY TO
buy or thinking Of buying, come in
and look over our list Of city prop
crty, which is good clean list Of
honest values. Let this agency
\. help you select or locate your new
home. This agency has had 10 years
active city selling experience,
which is yours for the asking.
Hedden Real Estate
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F. +. Young.
MISCELLANEOUS

SLAUGHTER Of the innoccnts should
stop. In the big eastern cities up
to-date specialists no longer remove
tonsis. Patients PAY TO KEEP
THEM IN. CONSUMPTION and
other diseases often follow removal
Of tonsils. See DR.. MacLachlan be-
fore you have your child's tonsils
removed He has never been a
TONSIL SNATCHER. He guaran-
tees to cure all diseases Of the tom
sis without operation. Clinic, room
6, Lucas Block. Bismarck. N. Oak.
1--WE DIG our graves With our teeth"
If sick or ailinE visit the clinic of
Dr. MacLachlan who cures by ma
tural methods. scientific food COM
binations and mild vegetable reme-
dies. No operation, no metallic
drugs, no poisons. Room 6, Lucas
Block.
FOR cALC-Choice imported German
Rollers, German Chapters and
Hartz Mountain, also native singers.
Cages, seeds, treats, etc. Phone
115-J. Jacob Bull, Dickinson, n.
Oak. Box 728.
FOR SALE-Garage l2 l6. good
condition. price $4,000. Can be
moved anywhere in town for about
$1,000. Phone GER. Call 102
Ave. +.
FOR SALE-Lloyd Baby carriage,
dark blue and ivory. Large gray
kitchen cabinet. Both in good
condition. Phone 4G4-J. q. Lind
gren.
WANTED TO RENT-Thirty or forty
acre bottom land farm, near Man
dan or Bismarck. part brush pre-
ferred. Write Tribune No. 33.
FOR SALE-Good paying four table
pool room, living rooms overhe ad.
in good pool hall town. Write
Tribune ad No. %
FOR SALE-Several carloads of ash
and diamond willow f"nco posts.
Peter Wilmes, 2lO Sixth Ave. N. w.,
Mandan, N. ..
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WANTED TO RENT

WANTED TO RENT-Five or six
room modern house with garage by
April first. Phone G. Wingreene
at 1867 or 800.
WANTED TO RENT by April first,
small partly furnished house with
sleeping porch. Phone 3OO-R.
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WORK WANTED

NOTICE-For the month of March
"only" we are in position to re-
paint your cars at half price. Call
at I'll Third street or Phone 599.
WORK WANTED-Girl wants work
at II Rosser street. Also sulky for
sale. Call 886-J.
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BISMARCK GRAIN
FURNISHED by Russell Miller Coz

cent per pound discount under
IS ID. Ear corn, ~ lbs. s cents un.
der she'll.
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FARM LANDS FOR SALE

ALMOST A GIFT-Half section beau
tiful raw prairie all ready to break.
Price $2,5OO.OO. Down payment
100000. balance half crop or an
nual payments. Another fine quar-
ter on similar terms. A. L. Garnes,
Regan, N. d.
FOR RENT-The south half Of Sec
ton 22-138-79,, Apple Greek town.
ship. 80 acres broke, the rest hay.
w. A. Ziegelmeyer. DEBORAH, Iowa.
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statesmen

SALESMEN--Wante by Oil Com
pany, selling direct to the consum-
or (farmers) also filling stations
and garages. Our oils for cars.
tractors, harvesters and separatOrs
are nationally advertised products.
References required. Write in care
of Bismarck Tribune No. ~.
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TRADE WEEK SPECIALS

VUmpIete IlNc vi IduleS dIttl
misses wearing apparel. All
new spring styles. See some
Of them at the Style Show
this week. Specially priced
for this week.-Sarah Gold
Shop, 312 Main Ave.
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Hedden Real Estate
Agency
HEDDEN REAL ESTATE AGENCY.
Webb Block. Phone o.
HOUSES AND FLATS

HOUSES AND FLATS
FOR RENT--Nine room modern
house. Large garden space. Also
garage. Call +. L. Faunce. Phone
48O.
FOR RENT-A small house at the
rear Of the Varney apartments.
Phone 773.
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CuICACO pnuu TDv

Chicago, March lO.-LP)-Poultry
alive firm, receipts none; prices un-
changed.
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MINNEAPOLIS RANGE
Nq1

Open High Low Close
Wheat
May 1.aOh -.1OH 1885, 1.38L
July l.ioh l.iOas 1884 1.30%
Rye
May 100 LOO .981a .J8I.
July 1$lh l.Oli. .99i. .99X
Oats
May as As ABB. ABS
July ASS .45ss .44as .442s
Flax
May 2.2ll. 2.21i. 220ia 2.2OE
July 224 2.24 2.23l2 2.23H
Barley
May 10 20 .G9i. .G9Ll
July .7Ois
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FARGO RuTTEJ

Fargo, N. d., March 10.-(P)-But-
ter fat, churning cream 81; packing
stock "a.
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ROOM AND BOARD

FOR RENT-Rooms in modern home
with board at reasonable rate. Call
at 300 Eighth street or Phone
834-J.
BOARD and Room at 1922 Main street.
Phone 536sn.
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AUTOMOBILES
DEPENDABLE USED CARS FROM 4
DEPENDABLE DEALER
Ices Chevrolet Coach.
1-1923 Chevrolet Sedan.
1-1926 Chevrolet Landau Sedan.
1-l922 Dodge Touring.
1--1925 Ford Sedan.
l-l925 Ford Coupe and and one
1923 Ford Touring at $4,000. Time
sales and trades.
CAPITOL CHEVROLET co.
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FURNITURE FOR SALE

FURNITURE FOR SALE
FOR SALE-Overstuffed mohair liv-
ing room set, light oak dining set,
electric washer. electric stove, bed
and dresser and other articles too
numerous to mention. Phone 692-R.
Call 702 Ave. f.
FOR SALE-A baby buggy and baby
bed, also library table. Call at 412
Fifth street or Phone 925-W2.
FOR SALE-One complete bed, table
and other articles. Phone 613-M or
call at FOG Sixth street.
FOR SALE-Electric washer and an
electric stove. Phone 692-R or call
at 702 Ave. F.
FOR SALE-Bed spring and mattress
in good condition for $3.50. Call
at 522 Ave. ID.
FOR SALE-A Lloyd Loom baby car
riage in good condition. $4,000.
Call G33W
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APARTMENTS
FOR RENT-Three room apartment
with bath, furnished or unfurnish-
ed 1T 212h Main. Also three rooms
and bath furnished at SOL Third
street, $25 per month. Phone 905
after 500 p. m.
FOR RENT--Partly furnished strict
ly modern room apartment. Also
garage. Close in, private entrance.
References required. Call at 10
Thayer or Phone GOAL.
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LOST-A pair Of brown kid gloves,
Monday afternoon. between A. W..
Lucas Co. and Harris & Wood
mansee. Finder please leave at
Tribune office.
LOST-A twelve volt storage battery
east Of Baldwin. If found please
notify Brown Bros. Baldwin, N. d.
for reward.
LOST-Sunday evening one 80 81
Michelin tire and rim. Finder call
SO or Bismarck Storage for reward.
LOST-An auto casing north Of
Bismarck. Reward. +. f. McCurdy.
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FOR SALE Several carloads of ash
and diamond willow f"nco posts.
Peter Wines, 2lO Sixth Ave. N. W.,
Mandan, n. y.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Grail F ools With Buzz Saw

Congressman Grail the
introduce bill the proposing
from
Cra objection ssterhood
that this attempting Colorado
river to put it tax free 80
1t suspected
California
the south half Cafeteria
Arizona that TO Mexico
1t is highly probable that Grail
representing
political
Of the
deprive
of the that governor
That that
o it,
would that Grail rather
tender permit
annexation of this
valid objection to its hog Colorado river
Although seeking publicity yet
would possibilities
angles developed in connection with the proposed
would difficulty
Angeles extending
Phoenix there
he could annexation prerogave
might be Grail legislature
Governor Hunt another
Colorado
the fight the halls quarter
spent.
Hunt attempt
the but Grail politics
he will have fight his will
like meeting
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Potash Needs Met

How cast-off bar Of
culture all the
by Dr. ]. E. Teeple consulting
the possibilities
to develop catyc that foaming
organic matter Attempts
ether oil
discovered itself
the usual performance but held temperatures
Inasmuch Sear lake
Is to 30 feet deep Dr. Iee concludes that
the
potash agricultural
United
AT United
the
Great potash beds have been discovered
drilling OIL
surface they have not been considered
Shortage of potash the cessation
imports from
n country.
discovery
heaVy aUoe is
time of
time considerable portion of the globe
notably in China Russia
country made self sufficient
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Force Covers |. W. w. $,

Confronted by show force the
fields
unlawful picketing
appreciate
that faoaby handling
Delaying
The l. W. W.,
responds similar Tho saying
by the sword shall die
Facing national
the dignity the
abandon their of ikesby
With the fear the W. w.
miners whether
be arbtrated
Governor Dillon of
of the W. WIS tie the
national
Other states
and Adams and render aboVe the actions Of the W. WIS provoking
In the the W. WIS
o forceWf force
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS
CLOS Angeles Times)

The interior department reminding the country that
Alaska
States
transaction with while point
that the Alaska family
which wealth
articles other purchase that
both
bitterly
jefferson the country that
wild Indians living While
bitter
as the purchase of Alaska
who
think reached the national
satation population
united defiant
the conclusions NGkan
Coolidge They planning
Napoleon sold
that the chapter purchase
will be n
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
With Other Editors
TECHNICALITIES WILL BE FEW WHEN OUR LAWS
ARE SIMPLIFIED
(Phoenix Republican,


peculiar echnaty which
a
inflicted the chiefan there tehnicalties
criminal which equally absurd
jury returned
guilty the
French
punishment thousands
beyond prosecution
teohnicaity them the
which guilty
techncaiy the defendants
jointly
of both defendants Members the later said they
find both guilty in their verdict.
praseology clarified
all antiquities
should the
hierogyphics
necessary they
be II different interpretations the What
expected since that skilled
interpret them alike?
meaningless phrase
that
be their
knowledge the that
convictions.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
WESTINGHOUSE
TFTTFD<A
~STNN o.

N-Unemployrnen in
! this country is far from breadlirN
stage, but 1927 has seen no shortage
of labor
During the first nine months OF
the year most of the larger industries
reported a labor surplus and this was
especially true in the summer, when
/ industrial jobs were scarcest.
/ Various opinions have oeen ad.
yanced as to the amount of unen-
ployment existing. A speaker at the
recent American Federation OF Labor
convention said that more than a
million persons were jobless and about
8, 100000 working part time. But
there seems no way to count the
hundreds Of thousands-or millions
who have no jobs.
The best available survey of ma
tional conditions appears to be the
monthly industrial employment infor-
nation bulletin of the department
of labor which, issued under the
auspices Of prosperity administra-
tion," certainly does not err on the
side of pessimism. There follows the
Story of employment and unempioy-
n1ent this year as traced by compila-
ton and analysis of these surveys
! to date.
January, 1927 showed more en-
ployment than December, but slump
4 was reported in few major industries
and bad weather retarded nearly all
outdoor work, on which better con-
ditions were expected.
Industry marked time" in Feb
ruary; very few major industries In
creased their forces and several cut
/ them down. Good weather was ex-
pected to alleviate the outdoor situa-
! ton in March.
/ But March brought Indictment
/ w ther in practically every state
! and the employment increase did not
reach expectations, although gen.
eral improvement was noted. Several
major industries increased forces and
! the all around outlook was described
as Every bright"
April showed a slight upward
trend" in several big industries and
outdoor activities increased, but the
employment map in the flood ter
ritory showed large blank spaces and
"a great many men and women" were
idle in the lower Mississippi valley
In June slight cuItailments were
again noted in major industries
mostly because of seasonal conditions
''Some idleness throughout the coun-
try was reported for July, with more
curtailments of working forces and
the usual midsummer slackening oil
biliness.
/ August, however, found employ
ment at a higher level in a numbel
Of leading industries, although the
comparatively large volume. of job
lessness continued. Employment was
swell sustained" in@ September the
employment service found, and ex-
cepU for the increased general surplus
of building trades workers, "basic
industries OH the whole" showed in
creaSes of workers over August No
marked change was expected for
October
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Menus for the Family
BY SISTER MARY

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. prunes,
cereal, cream, crisp broiled bacon,
creamed p potatoes, oven toast,
milk, coffee. g.
Observation-Disclosures of caul-
flower with tomato sauce, toasted
cheese sandwiches, chilled apple
sauce, chocolate squares, milk.
tea.
DINNER Roast chicken,
gravy, mashed potatoes, broccoli
in 'Hollandaise sauce, grapefruit
and endive salad, cocoanut GUS
tard pie, milk, coffee.
Broccoli belongs to the cabbage
family Sand is quite delicate in
flavor. 1t contains more fat than
cabbage but less mineral salts.
Let stand head down in cold
sailed water for an hour before
cooking. Boil gently in sailed
water until tender and drain thor
oughly and Immediately. If left
in the water after it is done, it
will break, lose its color and be-
come willy.
Chocolate Squares
Two squares bitter chocolate, a
tablespoons melted butter, / cup
granulated sugar, / egg. u cup
flour, n teaspoon salt, " tea
spoon vanilla, u cup broken
hickory nuts. a. A. &sSs. 81
Melt chocolate over hot water.
Add melted butter and stir we'll.
Add sugar and stir until thor
oughly mixed. Beat egg slightly
and stir into mixture. Mix and
sift flour and salt and stir into
first mixture. Add nuts and va
nilla and mix well. spread on an
oiled pan and bake il: a moderate
oven for rs minutes. Remove
from oven and mark off in
squares. Let stdl1 IA the pan
rnul cool. The squares will hard
en- as they cool. Q
(Couv rixhG 1897. IsxA Service Incl
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES y. MONTAGUE
QUITE A LITTLE CHAT

I oftentimes weary of public debate;
When I sit, as I frequently must,
In gallery seat in the chambers OF
state
To hear weighty matters discussed.
IF rises some long winded maker Of
law,
For my hat and umbrella reach
And then 1 remember that Kennel
Pasha
Has just made a seven day speech.
And my hat and umbrella beside me
I park
And stay to the senator's final re-
mark.
A seven day speech; beside such an
address
An average senate retort
Which consists of fifteen thousand
words more or less
Might be said to be snappily short.
jim Reed couldn't talk more than
tWenty-four hours
In the administrations dispraise.
And Borahs renowned oratorical
powers
Would weary inside of two days.
A seven day speech must be man
killing work;
No wonder they call him the Terrible
Turk!
And what of the statesmen, who day
after day
Heard this deluge of words as it
fell,
While their unwearied ruler kept
droning away,
Why didn't they rise and rebel?
1t is likely that Kennel, with calm
unconcern,
Abating his speech not a lot,
Would have sentenced the statesman
who moved to adjourn
To be led from the chamber and
shot,
So his terrified hearers just bated
their breath
And waited to see if he'd talk them
to death.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
SIXTEEN YEARS AGO

Mrs. j. S. Williams left yester-
day for Chicago to spend several
weeks.
Tim Blevins was in from his
ranch in the Chiricahuas yester-
day for the purpose of announc-
ing that he will not be a can
didate for representative at the
coming election.
w. w. Stovall has taken over
the management of the Roy hotel
from S. G. DoWell and will also
operate a first class dining room
in connection.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. A. Packard
left yesterday for Phoenix to
attend the territorial fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. James H. East
left yesterday for Mineral Wells,
Texas, to spend a month for the
benefit of Mr.. East's health.
Mrs. D. B. BiSbee is a visitor
in the city from Nacozari.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
SirIoin Sea kfor One

The old gentleman tumbled over a
five barred gate just in time to save
himself from the angry bull. "You
BRUTE" he spluttered, shaking his fist
at the animal, "and I've been vege-
tartan all my life"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Vanished sympathy

Don't you miss the old-time bar
keep"
"Yeh, these night club hostesses
don't want to listen to your troubles"
Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
no Flowers

Gents Fur Coat For Sale-Size AZ
inch, black beaver shell full Persian
lamb collar, lined throughout with
Russian marmot; reason for selling
owner expects to soon live in a warm
er country. Hartford paper.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
ABE MARTIN

Mr.. Laurel Mapes, Ann Arbor '96,
has finally gone t. work. with all
her faults I love her STILL" was writ,
ten nearly 40 years ago, SO our girls
hain't any worse'n they ever WIZ.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Plucked From the Plains
Human Test Tube

I've got my doubts about this LIQUOR
Lets try it on Joe; he's sick any
way. "-Everybody's Weekly (London).
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

If The Professors new machine That
thinks ever is reduced to pocket size.
therell be plenty of professors who
will wish it never had been invented.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

Little Leonard Root has seen so
few horses that he is very much
interested in them and loves to watch
them on the rare occasions when
they pass his home; but he had
never seen one used excepting to
haul wagons.
While motoring through Beverly
Hills recently with his aunt, little
Leonard espied young man riding
horseback, and exclaimed:
ooh, Aunt Alice, look at that, poor
horse without a wagon on it,"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
suFFIcIENT REAsoN

Ships are to be built which will
reduce the time between America
and Europe to four days, probably SO
that it won't be so long between
drinks.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
DANGEROUS STUFF

Oil is not only slippery itself, but
it is the cause of slipperiness in
certain public officials.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
The Other View

Mandy: Niger, doan 20 go bettin
on no boss races.
Rastus: But lissen, gal; does All win,
All buys yo' new ruby ring.
Mandy: Yeh, an does yo' lose; All
buys me new wash tuhl-Missouri
Pacific Lines Magazine.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
DIP ETTv nRASTTc

PRETTY DRASTIC
What will the prohibitionists do for
a beverage now the supreme court
has ruled that serving water is also
against the law?
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

A movie patron in New York fell
asleep during the show and the usher
woke him up. What's a man sup
posed to do in a movie theater these
days, anyhow?
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

We know what the new Ford is
going to be. A barber from Detroit
told US. 1t will be a copy of the
Rolls-Royce, the only difference being
that it will either fold, stack or
flatten into a space where no Rolls
Royce could squeeze.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

1t seems President Coolidge called
in Senator Fess to explain that what
he meant when he said he did not
choose to run" was that he did not
choose to run"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02
Cause and Effect

VdUaC tJIIU HI1AOOU Y
"I'm tellin we, O'Brien, thu boot
logger is tn poor mans fri'n. Sure
I don't see how the poor man cud git
along widout him."
HE couldn't, Murphy. If there was
no bootleggers thered be no poor
men,"
Pastor: So God has sent you two
more little brothers, Dolly?
Dolly Cbrightly) Yes, and He knows
where the moneys coming FRONT
heard Daddy say SO.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

Came the Drawback.
A Russian is practicing mass hyp-
notism to cure alcoholism, accord
ing to dispatch We are wonder
ing if he can make them say Gin
satiable."
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

A wealthy American girl was at
tending social function at a country
house in England. "You American girls
have not such healthy compilations as
we have said an English duchess to
noblennen take a fancy to your white
faces" RISK
"It isn't our white faces that at
tract them" responded the American,
tits our green-backs."
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

He Tin fit of passion after being
turned DOWN: I'm not worrying;
there's a lot more fish in the sea.
She: Yes, and if nobody's got better
line than you, they'll all stay there
Brown jug.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

Arthur: How do you tell those twin
sisters apart?
Fred Why, that's easy. When you
kiss one of them she always threatens
to tell ma, and the other one says she
will tell father.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

"The rapidly increasing divorce
rate" remarked the newcomer proves
that America is fast becoming the
land of the free"
eyes," said his friend, "but the con-
tinuance of the marriage rate shows
that it is still the home of the brave"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

Doctor CATER accident) is there a
woman here with oldfashioned ideas?
Crowd: Why? 4sit 544 - 4,it1.
Doctor: Because need petticoat
to make some bandages.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

London is now using its first pave
ment constructed of rubber. An
nouncement is expected soon of how
far a careless driver can make a pc
destrian bounce.-Detroit Free Press.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1927-11-02

Mrs. D. B. Bisbee is a visitor
in the city from Nacozari.