New Britain herald., 1927-08-06

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One more reason why editors 6
insane has been chronicled. Nc
body except editorial writer's are es
pected to keep track of the pane
rama Of ping pong going on in Chin
and 1t remained for one of the Graf
on London newspaper to pen 10
typewrite, if they use 'em on tn
London papers) his reactions, I
wit:
| Chinese Nomenclature Send
News Editor of London to Hospita
With Brain Fever-The report thai
Gen. Chang Chong Chung had brok
en- off relations with Gen Chon,
Chung Chang is now found to be in
correct. Gen Cheng Chong Chunt
is still fighting for Gen Chung Chint
Chang, and the general who ha.
broken off relations with Gen. Chonl
Chong Chang is Gen. Ching
Chung Chong, not Gen. Chang
Chong Chung. Gen. Ching Chung
Chong has issued public statement
explaining that the reason he ha.
broken off relations with Gen
Chong Chung Chang is because Gen
Chong Chang Ching has betrayed
Gen. Cheng Chang Ching, whereas
Gen. Chong Cheng Chang is still
paying Gen. Chong Ching Chung a
subsidy to prevent any fighting in
Gen. Chong Cheng Ching's territory
Gen. Ching Chung Chong has. there
fore, decided to throw in his lot with
Gen. Chang Chong Ching and sup
port Gen. Chong Chung Chong in his
alliance with Gen. Chung Chong
Ching"
This week, as has been an
rounced, we will take up fishing.
We ourselves are great enthusiasts
of the sport of fishing and no enc
likes better than we do the feat of
hieing away to the placid pond or
turbulent stream, finding the soft
est part of the bank to lie upon,
and going to sleep with our hat over
our face. To us it is one of the fin
est and cleanest ways of commun-
ing with Nature, unless you take
into consideration kite flying, and it
is with great pleasure that we in
itiate you campers into the art of
fishing. or. as Isaak Walton would
have it-ye arte of fyshynge. Poor
Ike-we hear they had to gag the
spelling teacher to get him out of
second grade.
First, and probably the most i'm
portant part of fishing is the act of
locating some actual body of water
Be it brook. stream lake, pond, bay,
creek or harbor, it is foolish to
think of catching fish where there
is no water, regardless of the in
situations of the much heralded
new school" who say that it is
mid Victorian and not essential The
tlippety practices of this crowd are
much to be avoided. Let us have
water, say VIC. and plenty of it-let
us have water, before we consider
fishing. Who said "I'll take
beer?" Three dement's for you, big
hoy.
Now that you have arrived at the
body of water you have chosen you
will probably notice a large rign
with several words thereon, includ-
ing prohibited-state law-fine-
Grasping the sign
firmly with beth hands, tear the
post from its moorings and toss it
into the underbrush. Now begin to
fish.
Lowering the worm-if you would
be president-into the water or, if
you have chosen fly fishing, wrap
ping the fly and eight yards Of line
into the thorn apple tree behind
you-await developments. Say you
are using worm. The cork will bob
under once and you will pull and
there will be the hook minus the
worm and no fish to speak of. Now
is the time to use your ingenuity.
Instead of using a worm on the next
try. spear a normal sized rad:sh or
carrot on your hook. Fish have
never been known to bite at carrots
or radishcs and in this way you can
conserve on lait to great extent.
In case the fish caught is under
sized, look carefully around End
then drop it down your right boot,
Care should be taken upon the ar
rival of tho game warden, not TO.
show off before him by turning
or standing on ores
head as this unmannerly procedure |
will dislodge the fish and out they |
will come--and in you will so Tor |
30 years.
Shortly after you have begun fish .
ng, a large hardboiled individual ,
who needs q shave and looks like |
his nickname might be Spike" will !
arrive on the scene and will permit /
you to examine a shiny metal badge .
bearing the " Crds warden" Laugh |
at this oaf and turn your
3ack on him. rs he again interfc. es,
ell him in nice way that you
could rather not be disturbed If it's
all the same to him. On his third
attempt to attract your attention,
camp your foot and say For good
less sake are you still here?' lie
will stink away. much abashed.
Now you have caught the limit
.nd-wbat say? You haven't even
lad a bite yet? Well, You can't ,eX-
pect us 70 help you out teri
hats all up to YOU and if you don't
want to cooperate I'm afraid we
can't do business.
Next week: Canoeing and other
means of falling in love.
They are beginning TO return to
he city. They are red or brown.
they need haircuts. They have
strange tales which they are anxious
o relute to the most casual ac-
,uaintance. They have snapshots.
they have banners on their cars.
they have a hard time getting back