The Coconino sun., 1927-07-15

Paul COIIln joined lHS COuillly SiuD
last week and Sunday went out to
play golf. Lew Benedict carefully
explained to Paul that he should hit
the ball and try to put it in the hole
on the next green. Paul took blggada
swing and the ball sailed 220 yards
and stopped two inches from the hole.
"Hell!' Paul groaned. II missed
the damn hole!"
Chant the last rites for Alfred Squor,
Who called on Jennie Matt;
He thought he saw the cuspidor,
But it was her old mans hat.
BILL TINSLEY.
.'What captivating necktie that is
you have" a college girl said to Joe
Blumberg.
'Yes, / kept waiting a long time
before bought it," Joe said.
S. G. Swanson after he bought his
new car bought four tire covers. Next
day he came in sore as. a boiled owl
on account of the poor stuff they're
putting in their merchandise nova
days. Swannie said he hadn't run
the car more'n five miles before the
tire covers were all worn out.
Its getting so it's harder an
harder" says Rimmy Jim Giddings,
"to tell belt from skirt"
Carter JOY brought in a want-ad
last week. In a hotel room he found
a bible and he says the feller who left
it there was named Gideon and that's
all he knows about it.
81 see by the Saturday Evening
Post" says Bob Cree, where man
shot an elephant in his pajamas, and
I've been ever since tryin' to study
out how it got there. p"
A new son was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Joseph Sievers of Big Oak town
ship last week. This makes the fifth
son and one daughter in this family
Mr.. Sievers is one of the progressive
young farmers of Big Oak and raises
a very superior grade of cattle and
hogs-Newmarket, Pa, Times.
Came time when desire was over,
when Life was no more! The empty
amidst a hushed silence, awaiting its
last resting place. Phone Sipple
Brothers, Morticians.-A in Sayan-
nah, Ca, News.
Harry E. Kramer, insurance agent
and musical entertainer, leaped to his
death from the tenth floor of the
Southmoor Hotel. His next jump will
L 4@1x AHo,.
seilles, France.-Bisbee Daily Review.
Get your apples, oranges, imported
nuts, fruit cake, and candy now and
avoid the rush Remember, the early
bird gets the worm.-Ad in Snow
flake Herald.
Al Evers says maybe man has
learned to fly like a bird, but it will
be a long time before he'll be able to
learn to sit on a barb-wire fence.
DR.. NJ. G. Fronske tells of another
doctor who was pestered most to
death by woman who was always
seeking free advice. She didn't any
more after her last encounter with
him in which she asked what she
SnOulu 40 10 Keep Hef uIJle SiIl , nose
from leaking and the doctor told her
to get her little girls head shingled
Bob Harris tells of a colored
preacher in the south who got in bad
with his flock when he was caught
hugging woman member Of his con-
gregation. The congregation held a
meeting about it and the pastor
brought to the meeting a picture
showing the Good Shepherd with a
lamb in His arms "Ah am de shep-
herd oh dis flock" the pastor told
them, IAN All ought to be able to hoP
a lamb in nah arms if All wants to-
The congregation finally adopted a
resolution that read: eve, the me,n-
bers of Shiloh church, resolved it is
all right fo' Brudder Johnsing to hoP
de lamb in his aims if he wants to,
providin' it am ram lamb"
Speed Campbell says the cleverest
girl he ever knew could chew a wad