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CORNER y. CAPITOL AND H ST; -
outside rooms and bath. INV h.. electricity
newly papered and painted. Apply hoi'
lander's Min 1.S.
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3.37 HIATT PLACE. CORNER PARK RD
and Hiatt pl-(ne room kitchen and hath.
so. hrirht an airy. See lanltor. rs.
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SHELBOURNE, 1881 ST. NV.
Modern. fireproof, elevator building. Just
of~l6th at. See resident manager. ..
! room and bath. $40 ~
!, rooms. reception hall and bath. 435 80
rooms reception hall and bath so
$50 G ST. S.E.-REDUCED RENTALS.
New apartment building. Janltor on
premises ~
3 rooms reception hall and bath. .$5I 90
rooms reception h hall l and c hath $3.50
Janitor on Premises.
; rooms reception hall and bath. .$42.5O
935 KENNEDY ST. NV.
On 14th st car line. Large rooms.
Ianitor on premises.
5 rooms and bath .So2oO
1915 NEAL ST. NE.
Brandnew apartment building; large
rooms Janitor on premises.
), rooms reception hall and bath. S47 so
!. c. WELDON COMPANY,
OIo 18th St NV Main 92SS.
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MISSIONER .50l IA. AVE. NV -
and : lovely outside rooms kitchen. bath
porch .nd floor: fine location; reasonable
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1896 OGDEN ST undesirable =.
room kitchen and path apts. Rent most
reasonable. L. SETH SCHNlTMAN. Nam
Sf21. Adams 52i
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apr Gf,7 THE NORTHUMBERLAND
frwo rooms hall and bath partly furnished
If desired. North $50.
1909 18th ST NV Rooms KiICE-
anettc storage room bath. S15: rooms
t;trh ,ettp, eemi-priyate bath. S35: amI.
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1926 18th ST. NV. APT. FOR COL
orrd 3 large rooms. bath and porch'
rea able
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DESIRABLE 3 ROOMS WITH KITCHEN:
ran,r~ batb. all outside: private entrance:
a mi: team heat: large porch. @Si@
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~ md = rooms bath. ami: $50. 30.
HOWE%STEIN BROS. 18th and Sts \ +.
AN c NJ. FACING STANTON PARkn-
Iaro,e Ionnls kitrhenetto. INV h.. cleo phnne
also - furnished rooms. =
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s5o-3 ROOMS AND BATH. -EP-TO-DAIE
ant steam heat: ianitnr service; screened
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lI6 3rd \ e APIS. EACH 3 Rooms Ms;
tiled bath | with porch: continuous n"'
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5 ROOMS. RECEPTION HALL. BATH
porch ianitOr service: ami no .Jth s''
NV. Party in uutii /. 80 pm. North 100
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& ROOMS AND BATH 1913 \ ST NV.
Reduced rent See ianitOr. ~
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eos 18th 81 NW.-APTS OF ) ROOMS
and bath: $50 and s." 80 One room ana
bath: $50 Sc resident manaser.
a24 pa. AVE N.W.-ENTlRE Third
eoor. 3 large rooms: private bath: hented =:
III;
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,R AND PORCH. So 50: r. b AND
norch S65 The Oliver. FL! IAN ST H."
m FIR. 1lDD.
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The Fleetwood,
3707 WoOdlev Road.
3 large rms & bath Rent. s.; 80 & Sos mo.
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330 JOHN MARSHALL PLACE. r b.:
a ATTIC "" Henry SCHAFFERT $50 job"
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The Garfield. 001 18th st. NV.
1 lar rms. & bath 49,. Rent ;GJ mo.
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ENTIRE Bird FLOOR. 4" ROOMS. kIICHES
bath and porrh: continuous hot water; gas
and electricity: all for $3.50. Near Mer'd-
60 parly Col ou4D-J. -
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1900 Biltmorc st.
j rms. & bath. ............ Rent $50 mo.
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Tuxedo. 1850 L St. NV.
. rms & bath ............... Rnni 50 mo-
j rms & bath. .,.. Rent. SIS & 81, 81 mo.
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sol Buttcrnut st. y W.
large rms. bath ......S GJ & : -, 80 mo.
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6iO ST Nw-3 r. AND r.. HEATED
rent only S37 80. II. II. BERGMANN' NO
GO + ST nv.
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EOT7R ROOMS, CLOSED-IN PORCH BATH:
ami; il block from 14ih ami Park I'd
NV. Calf HyattsviIle 12G'i-A. 20
302, ST. NE.-ist FLOOR 3,FAM ,o; APT;
$40 30. Apply 81 only.
S475O: 4 r. & B.: BEAUTIFUL STREET:
private porch INV h: lanltnr: near 81. Mar
inns bus. ears Apt !, 10 i 81. IN
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THE EMBASSY,
1913 HARVARD ST. NV.
room. Mirphv bed and bath Si3 00
rooms. kitchen and bath. ........ 81 30
rooms kitchen and bath. ........ 100. 90
THE BLAIR,
1921 NJ ST. NV.
room kitchen and bath. So. 90
:. rooms kitchen and bath. -. 5000
THE BELFORD,
3OI F. ST. NV.
room. Murphy bed and bath .... $50 go
THE CLERMONT,
.1O6 F. ST. NV.
room kitchen and bath. ........ $50 90
> rooms kitchen and bath. ....... 5000
THE TOXIC.
3.as HYATT PL. NV.
3 rooms. Kitchen and bath: go. 500 90
THE FRANCIS.
1872 NORTH CAPITOL ST.
) large rooms. kitchen and bath. -. 90
1860 18th ST. NV.
rooms kitchen and bath. $50. 90
HIGHNIEW,
18th AND CLIFTON SITS. NV oo
room and bath. ...............s $40 90
I22 BATES ST. NV.
1905 + ST. NE.
1 rooms kitchen and bath ..... $50 90
1904 A ST. NE.
rooms. kitchen and bath: $4,000
1858 18th ST. NV.
ii. X. HOWENSTEiN CO.,
1871 H St. NV. NJ. 9OS, 900.
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REDUCED KENT
oO30 y Cap r. & h: INV h: elpc
POI o St n.w.--4 r.. & h.: heat iurn.
14O2 l4th st. nv :. & h. heat fHrn
1852 2lst st. mn b., heat fnrn.
COLORED.
1915 18Th St n.w-4 r. & b.: heat furn,
1904 \. Hamp ave nw.-5 r, b. ele2
COMMERCIAL RLALTY GO.
3ooe Z o. NV, T. xsAHkSn e1Ss.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
RETIRE KEENE AS
HEALTH Director
Governor Appoints Dr.. Mar
shall to Board Position.

Steps towards establishing harmony
on the Indiana Public Health Board
were taken by Governor Jackson
and the executive committee Friday
when they appointed DR.. c. +. Mar
shall, Indianapolis, to replace DR..
t. Victor Keene, whose term ex-
pires today.
! DIR. John H. Green, North Vernon,
was reappointed. Keene was a foe
Of DR.. William F.. King. secretary
and prevented his reelection on
April ID. With the appointment of
Marshall it is expected that King
will be again chosen for a four-year
term.
Other appointments announced by
the Governor were Earl Lease, Demo
crat, Waterloo banker, and Harley
Somers, FIT. Wayne, Republican, to
the board of the School for Feeble
Minded Youth at TT. Wayne, of
which James Jackson, brother of the
Governor, is superintendent. Ber-
nard M. Keene, State agent for the
American Druggists Fire Insurance
Company, was appointed to the State
pharmacy board
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
SEEK OPINION ON
BRIDGE CONTRACT

The contract to remodel and ex-
tend Morris St. bridge over White
River in conformity with the food
prevention program, let Monday by
the board of works to the National
Concrete Company for $26S,500, was
temporarily held. up today by Virgil
Vandagrifft, board president, pend
ing receipt of an opinion from City
Attorney John c. Ruckelshaus.
Vandagrifft sought an opinion on
whether it was legal to make the
award on an alternative bid, which
was not figured on by competing
companies. Other contractors bid on
a new bridge. The board reluct-
antly made the award after county
commissioner insisted on the lower
figure.
The city plan commission, which
plans to widen Morris ST.. discussed
the situation this afternoon. The
bids for a new bridge were on a
sixty-foot roadway, instead of the
present thirty-eight foot. width.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
GIVES AMERICAN.
VIEW ON RUBBER

BIZ United Press
GENEVA, May 7.--Anglo-Ameri-
can differences regarding British
methods Of maintaining rubber
prices at an artificial level again be-
came a subject of discussion before
the League of Nations international
, economic conference Friday.
Henry NJ Robinson, head of the
American delegation, referred to the
speech yesterday of Sir Max Mus
pratt of the Federation of British In
dustries, in which Sir Max said re-
strictions on rubber production, al
most wholly a monopoly within the
British empire, We're not discrimina-
tory.
Il wonder said Robinson,
whether the fact that IS per cent of
the rubber is consumed in a non-pro-
ducing country while the country
controlling the restrictions consumes
but per cent of the total supply
might be regarded as discrimination.
understand. however, that this
problem is solving itself, as it is al
ready meeting opposition within the
empire"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
POL|CEWOMEN'S
LEADER RESIGNS

Mrs. Sara Rodgers Friday turned
in her badge as policewoman.
She quit the department after re-
ceiving from Police Chief Claude
Johnson what she defined as IAN
awful calling down."
Her resignation came when John
son charged her with IAN unfriend-
ly attitude toward him" and told her
that she would be relieved of her
work in the detective bureau, and
be assigned to dance hall inspection
from 8 p. m. to II p. m.
Johnson accepted her resignation
for submission to board Of safety
next Tuesday.
The Johnson-R Rodgers round" to-
day was seen as an aftermath Of
the policewomen's pay tangle.
Mrs. Rodgers declared that john
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Acquainted

They are no longer strangers; this
fury knows them now. They might
gived eathto rangers-cold-blo
individuals who 'heartlessly plotted
against and murdere an innocent,
sleeping man, but can they bring in
such a verdict for these two. souls
they have suffere dwith? Ruth Sny-
der's shrek or the calm resignation
. Of Judd Gray's eyes?
There is always this to remember:
If the pendulum swings too far; if
THE jury feels it is two men against
one woman, the ymay, through chiv-
airy an da sense of fair play swing
it right back again.
In other words, you can never tell
what way jury will jump.
Copyright, 1927, by New York Telegram)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

son admitted that one of the fifteen
policewomen, working without pay
since the first of the year, had kept
him advised of what was done and
said at various policewomen's meet
ings.
1t was Mrs. Rodgers who had filed
test suit to collect pay and who had
led the fight for the fourteen others,
who had remained at work.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07

Mcdonald of 1921 Laurel ST., Queen
Beth, a member of the senior class,
assembled her throne and graciously
reviewed THE Manual Primer"
The play, a review, was written
and directed by Miss Lola Perkins,
assisted by Miss Margaret Showers,
Manual teachers. Representatives Of
about fifteen Manual High School
organizations took part. A number
of May day songs were given by the
school chorus and orchestral music
by the school orchestra.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
Jewish Home May Be
Near Ford Property

BIZ United Press
SOUTH SUDBURQ, Mass, May Z.
Near Henry Ford's historic Way
side Inn, a new Hebrew home may
soon be erected.
This has been disclosed by j. w.
Weeder of this village. who al
ready has conferred with a Jewish
committee regarding sale of the site,
which he owns. A delegation from
Boston synagogue has inspected
the site, according to Weeder.
The owner said the Jews were IA
vorable to purchase Of the property,
which consistes of. twenty-six acres.
Plans call for election of a home
and recreation headquarters for Jew
ish children.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
Brushing Lacquer

Dries with n rich
satin gloss within
t hirty minutes.
Furnished in fifteen
colors and clear.
Easily applied.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07

Voted the most popular girl at
Emmerich Manual Training High
School, Miss Beth Burns Friday
was crowned Queen of May, at
an elaborate May day ceremonial i'll
the school auditorium.
Her train carried gracefully by
her page, Miss Lyday of 1921 Z.
Thirty-Second ST., and followed by
the dainty crown bearer, Miss Eloise
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07

A continuous spray that
applies the lacquer even
ly and smoothly. Makes
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Price ........ " AsEU
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-05-07
RUTH AND Judd
CHANGED To JURY
Continued From Page y

Continued From Page u
cision brings death, prison or free
dom to human being with whom
you have had daily contact, whose
life you know better than that of
your next-door neighbor, whose soul
has been stripped naked before you.
Honor Wanes
That first day the two defendants
were only a man and woman,
almost monstrosities to be viewed
with curiosity, horror and a certain
reVulsion because they were charged
with a revolving and heinous crime.
But bit by bit that feeling wore
away.
each morning or the same news
dealer, there springs up a certain
kinship even though acknowledged.
And now for almost three weeks
jury and defendants have been
linked together as principals in the
same drama.
And the jury has seen the two
are human beings. They have
watched Gray's mother and sister
sitting there day after day always
back of the son and brother, and
yesterday they watched them hurry,
weeping, after him for a little talk
They have seen the little daughter
Of cko ;,~ L
mothers behalf; they have heard the
loyal testimony Of Judd Gray's
friends. Human contracts and re-
lations-these two slayers had
them even as the men on the jury.
See Broken Woman
And they have watched Ruth
Snyder break, from challenging,
defiant woman with head thrown
back and mouth set to one chastened
by suffering and worry-perhaps
for herself, but still sorrow-who
now.sits. with head dropped and eyes
down.
Curious how their positions are
reversed: Judd Gray, who during
the opening days slOuched in
AFFECTION, now holds his head up and
shoulders erect and squarely while
Ruth Snyder, the proud and naughty,
sits bowed as he used to.
They have learned something of
the life of this marble widow" a
rather cheap dweller in Suburbia,
who made lamp shades and paid
telephone bills and bargained for
hose and loved good time. Even
more they have learned from his
testimony, for Judd gave in a re-
rnarkable way human details in.
valuable to the psychologist and
telling for the jury.
And they've watched, the two
under fire Of cross examination
scathing, singing, bitter, crushing
---iwth Ruth Snyder fighting back
snd JUDI Gray turning the other
cheek.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-15
4 he resident to Pass the.
Summer in the West

The decision Of President Coolidge to spend his summer
vacation II the West has aroused national interest and specu
ation and there At least unanmty Of opinion that he win
net hurt himself politically BY sojournng with the folks Of
that section
this move Of the President is likely to strengthen him
politically il that portion Of the country where he is now
supposed be somewhat weak the Presidents popularity
might be still further increased If he should divide his time
among several Of the Western Pacific Coast States
hitting the people to closer contact with him than
viii be the if he remains in place al the time
No President Of the United States has political
strength By going among the American people The universal
feeling Americans one Of deep respect for the great Of
ce Of President Of the United States there intense APP
probation when President goes among the Of the
country. @s@5
in some Western State viii the pride Westernes
who ghearted and dminded but there will be
wider satisfaction the President mixes with rood part
of what call the West
The late President Mckinley was beloved throughout the
nation because he made many trips among the people
visited al parts Of the country including the South and the
Vest One OF his most notable trips San Francisco
ga the Southern Pacific returning by the nOrtey route
Mckinley refused all invitations to go outside United
states territory, however He punctiOus about this
That when he stopped at E Paso his way California he
would not into Mexico to the famous Mexican pre
dent Diaz The Presidents met halfway across the inter
naonal bridge the Rio Grande between I'll Paso and
Jparez
Roosevelt was not sticer for the unwritten law that
dent should not leave the United States He would have
wherever he desired. Harding held similar views
President Taft always enjoyed his vacations at
Murray Bay in Canada, and still spends his there
Before he went out Of the White House he visited Panama
Canal which took him far away from his country
Wilson's memorable trip TO Paris take part the peace
negotiations testified to his views that there is no
serious objection to American President leaving his own
land, certainly no law to prevent it.
That President Coolidge will direct the nations affairs
from somewhere in the West is please the men and
women of the wide open spaces Of our country.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-15
CALCULATION
By Garrett P. Seryiss

supplied by a Government publica-
ton, "The American Ephemeris
and Nautical Almanac" published
yearly in advance, and to be had
for 81 from the superintendent of
the Government Printing Office.
Washington. In this publication
you will find brief directions for
computing the eclipse, but you
will need also to study the subject
in some special hook, such as
Chauvenet's Spherical and Prac-
tical Astronomy" That is a stand
ard, but other works on practical
astronomy will give you the es.
sential information.
Not Difficult
If you feel an urge to make
these fascinating computations and
to see. when the eclipse occurs.
the sun and the moon cbeying, as
1t We're. the, crack OF your own
whip, you need not be abashed by
the apparent mathematical diff.
culties Of the task. They demand
no more mental application than
the playing, for instance. OF a good
game of chess, and any person of
average intelligence can learn.
But remember that 1t is, though
not q profund, yet an essential,
mathematical matter. There lies
the straight road that you must
take up this commanding hill. Ele-
nentary trigonometry will not let
yon pass without paying your en-
trance fee, consisting of q little
preliminary work in its mathe-
NAUTICAL garden, whose flowers will
grow brighter and more fragrant
TO you as you wok among them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-15

TIME scarcest thing in the world the judicial mind
IS the mind that is kept open and ready receive
rant it
people make up their minds for other reasons than
evidence They moved to decide their opinions by train
ing, BY tradition BY passion BY hope and BY any sort
thing except the facts
The other day. Charlie Chaplin famous movie star had
trouble with his wife Many ladies' clubs and others passed
resolutions against him They formed their opinion without
knowing the facts What the facts not vet been as
certaned and people with judicial minds will wait until
these facts come to light.
OF course the burden of proof upon those who accuse
Mr.. Chaplin Of wrongdoing His high position and the
money he has acquired render him tempting mark for the
gold dggers.
We shall Mr.. Chaplin innocent until he is proved
guilty But this proof must IN the shape Of facts and
not from interested parties
great deal Of noise made about the Aimee Semple
Mcpherson Most people have made up their minds
either way the other, yet not of them knows
the truth We may think story is plausible than
another, but absolute evidence we do not possess.
The State dropped the against her there
not enough evidence and might be well for initiate
the State,
The position Of Mrs Mcpherson has made her ! juicy
morse for certain parties to attack and all stories about
should bt discounted for this
When there famous murder trial, the HasBIils
in New Jersey most people expressed decided opinions
the other After carefully sitting the evidences
the State could find it sufficient to condemn the ac
cused parties
The skies drip press agents. says one educating
Eternal Rest of marble mausoleums love ratesnake shn
Darwin hate Moscow, and bomb Wall Street,
There are, Everett Dean Martini 1.-THE Meaning Of
Liberal Education, five technques Of propaganda The
xaon Of ideas by repetition the trick Of over-simpfica
ton nsinuation by appeal to prejudice distortion Of facts
and coercion"
So it behooves us to keep an open mind.
tcopyriEht 1881
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-15
By ELSIE ROBINSON

we find jobs and homes for them
but how often do we make them
feel that we have any faith in
them?
How often do we do reverence to
that pride, that self-respect which
cries for recognition in even the
most degraded human hearts?
How often do we preface our
charitable act by the decent state
ment-'I believe in you"
That's one sort of help which we
don't give, yet I'm sure that its
the most potent and necessary
form of help. For the greatest
Iehabilitary force in any human
beings life is his pride. His pride
needs recognition before his body
needs clothes, or his purse needs
money And even though they
give clothes and money if you have
left that pride naked and In the
dust. you have wasted your clarity.
Does it pay to give advice?
I've had a good deal OF expert.
ence upon which to base my an
swer to that question. I have been
giving both written ana oral ad.
vice for nine years, in the course
OF my work. Very often that ald.
vice has been supplemented by per-
sonal cooperation which has lasted
over weeks or years. And yet, /
doubt if one person out Of tllon.
sand can be helped by advice.
Most people want advice and e..
quest it with every evidence Of sin.
certify. There are many reasons
for this. An advice-getting orgy is
most gratifying to the egotism OF
both the advisee and the advisor.
IT is also a stimulating and exctt.
ing way of spending ones tins
and emotions. But having received
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-03-15

up and face the situa tion-perf
an operation on his life or cleanse
II of its infection. Prolonged sym
pathy won't help MIN in his task.
IL will only weaken him. Believe
IN 9 man, but show him that yon
feel he can make good. Don't be
sorry for him or help him to be
sorry for himself.
There's another kind OF synloas
thy which is really a spiritual part.
nership. You cant give too much
of that.
Does It pay to give money? /
don't know what your experiences
have been in this respect, pal. but
mine have been about So per cent
BAD. I'm one OF those people
who like to give money. There's
nothing honorable about that.
There's really a selfish pleasure id
it for me. I'd like to imagine that
I'm doing people lots OF good. RlIt
have come to realize, most re.
luctantly, that I'm doing no such
thing. In the vast majority OF
cases the money does no good
whatever and the needy one il
harmed more than helped by such
financial interference. The thing.
that landed him in his plight
wasn't really lack, OF money. 1t
was lazineas or greediness or ego.
tism or some other form OF human
cussedness, and he'll never get out
OF his plight until he wins the
tight over the thing that is de.
feating him. In most cases, money
simply interferes with that
fight.
After all. the old axiom held s
lot OF wisdom. Help q man 10
nelp himself "-Hhst,s the only kind
OF help that counts.