Milford chronicle., 1927-12-16

Your wife, as we'll as your sins,
will find you out.
So few attain that nice balance
midway between inferiority complex
and swellhead.
Deal with the manager when pos
sible. Underlings may be as unreas-
enable as you are.
Most of the big jobs are held by
men who couldn't even name three
naughty magazines.
When people do not know just
what to expect they usually give you
very close attention.
New Workers never stand to watch
the train come in; they stand to
watch somebody work.
And now nothing remains of the
foot ball season except trying to get
the other fellows coach.
Alas! the brotherhood of man
appeals only to those who stand out
side and smell the feast.
Keep your eyes on the humble
man. Perhaps he is lying low for the
PURPOSE VI huLAD4AhS JOO'
The best reformation in the world
is the sort that begins by reform
ing ourselves, one by one.
Life in the metropolitan newspa-
pers nowadays seems to be just one
murder trial after another.
We confess to a sneaking admir-
alton for Mussolini in all roles eX-
cept that of bathing beauty.
Instead of making fool of man,
a woman furnishes the opportunity
and let's him do the rest.
The meanest trick a woman plays
on her husband is to increase his
stock of family connections.
/, Of course women are better swim
mers. Little girls are reconciled to
water long before boys are.
If the dents in the brain are an
evidence of its use, then some mems
must be as smooth as glass.
Jean Rickpin was right when he
declared that one may live without
bread, but not without roses.
You can't tell. The loafers you
know may be accommodating material
for the confession magazines.
Song writing must be easy. Any
idiot can write the words and then
he has only to steal the music.
Few women are interested in the
study of prehistoric man. Their spe-
cialty is for the man of today.
Women will not be mems equals
until there is a bride shortage in
stead of a bridegroom shortage.
Some people can make us posi-
lively happy if they will leave us
alone and keep out of our sight.
Fecundity makes the common peo-
pie victorious, and some day small
cars may overcome locomotives.
1t won't pay to break the bough of
the tree that has sheltered you.
It costs a man lot to live up to
his ideals. That's the reason many
man can't afford to get married.
The various sections of America
agree on almost everything except
the proper thing to be ashamed of.
Many a mans reputation for
truthfulness goes lame when he be-
gins to say things about himself.
Some poor fools never see tainted
dollars until they get focus on the
coin in some other fellows pocket.
Education must seem less wonder
full to a boy whose educated dad
can't help him in the eighth grade.
When one of the old boys gets the
flapper craze, it seems peculiarly
fitting to call him a sexagenarian.
Times haven't changed much.
Back in pioneer days the pedestrian
had to lodge the deadly RATHER, also.
All, we'll; those who now fear for
the young once hid in the barn to
smoke and to read Deadwood Dick
Considering what most people are
willing to do for money it's a won
der there are not more millionaires
Out of heroism comes faith in the
worth Of heroism. Believe in your
self and your own ultimate triumph,
Leghocn hens will eat less than
70 pounds of grain a year. Larger
breeds, such as Plymouth Rocks,
will eat about IS pounds.