New Britain herald., 1927-01-27

teacher? We hear that he is quite accurate on figures. 4. When will MT. Guiliano learn not to get ex- cited? 5. Why is Miss Souther so careful about causing no extra work for the janitor?
 Art. XVI.-To each of the follow ing we leave request that they write a book as follows:
 1. Tom Weston and Ed Hinchey
 ............ tPatrners Again." ?. Marie Smith-"My Fraternal
 ..............,.. Exploits" 3. Marison Muller-"How to Col
 ............... lect Frat Pin." 4. Miss Westlake-"Why Clerks
 .................. Grow Cold" 5. Clayt Dohrenwend-"A New
 .......... Plant Book on Buds"
 Art. HV11.-To Room 31 We leave several couches. comfortable arm chairs, a good supply of current comic magazines and some break fast food for the convenience of the students who arrive tardy on We'd nesday and Friday mornings. Here they may finish their sleep or in dulge in the breakfast previously interrupted.
 Art. NNIII.-To the School Board we leave request that they install sound-proof walls in Room 29 SO MT. sallee's classes may enjoy their jokes without making the other classes on the floor jealous.
 We also request that the Board install an automatic device where by the fire alarm will ring in the midst of a test, to thus afford belli- gerents a chance to acquire a few more facts from sympathetic friends.
 Art. XI&.-To the athletes who rush around madly every Friday afternoon before a game. we dedi- cate the song Tell Me Tonight Will l Be Eligible?"
 Art. XX.-To Miss McAuley ye leave the request that she postpone all personal conferences with Seniors until 1t is their turn to recite a book report. Then she may be assured that they will report promptly.
 Art. XXI.-To Elizabeth -Inkel- stein we give a volume devoted en- tirely to a discussion on Proper Parliamentary Procedure" and con- taining valuable points on How to Adjourn Meetings" Not that she needs it, but just to show her how much we appreciate her motions to adjourn.
 Art. NXII.-To Virginia Hum phrey we bequeath the privilege of opposing all suggestion made by her classmates and of acting as spokes- man for the more backward in voic- ing their opinions.
 Art. XXIII.-To all deposed bas- ketball players we express our sin cere regrets. Here's hoping that they make brilliant comeback in other athletics and show what real sports they are.
 Art. XXIV.-To Ed. Morin we leave the special privilege of remain ing a member of the Senior club, even though his Senior days are over. How they would miss him at those dances!
 Art. XXV.-To Duck Wright and Polly Morse we issue season passes to all football and basketball games. They ought to appreciate that!
 Art XXVI-To Miss Weld we give thief-proof lock for her car.
 Art. NXVII-The following in- dividuals dispose of their personal possessions as follows:,
 Ed Swain, Dick Porter, Dot Luhrs and Wint Catlin leave their rides to school in MT. Swift's car to Francis Kelly, Wilfred Shehan, Gene Brown and George Curtis.
 2-Holger Carlson leaves his art ability and material to Firpo An selmo. He'll be highly honored or hurt.
 Art. XXVIII -- To the "Pretzel of sauntering in at 1:15 to Kath- crime Hughes. It's privilege worth accepting.
 4-Marjorie Bull leaves to all who may come into difficulty her book entitled: Diplomatic Relations With the Faculty"
 Art. NXVII-To the "Pretzel Union" consisting of Al Havlick, Zaleski and Red Matuls, we leaves q barrel of genuine stale pretzels, but permitting them the trouble of find ing the suitable beverage.
 Art. XXIX-To the future resi- dents of our home rooms we leave clean desks. You see, we saved our gum wrappers for premi- ums and we dared not leave our notes behind.
 Having thus properly disposed of our unwanted wealth, we depart. In witness whereof we here unto set our hand and seal, this twenty-sixth day of January, Anno Domini, one thou- sand nine hundred and twenty seven.