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Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
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GOING ACCOUNTING

Your blade Of the gay nineties
used to pay court to mis- lady Now .
adays he pays the court costs and
alimony. Aimony is derived
from the pygmy, meaning "al the
money" you can get A
Michigan man was too jealous tc
let his wife go out for groceries,
she charged. Every time she brought
home cucumber he saw green.
Chicago man committed
suicide because ehis wife wouldn';
believe him. But no general mohili-
zation Of the marines to stop ma
tional wave Of this sort is expected
al this writing The Chicago
nudge who has heard $4,000 divorces
ought to conduct column of boxing
gossip for the Congressional Record.
In some parts of Africa a
man has to kill five jaguars 10
marry two wives. what's
that for practice?
President Coolidge is reported tc
have a slight sprain in his right
wrist. Justice" say the farmers.
The general assembly in an east
ern state is considering taxing
amusements. If this is carried along
further perhaps the various state
legislatures can be made to pay their
way
Senator Boran gave his pay raiss
lack to the government. 1t was
reported about the same time that
several old Roman ruins were badly
shaken up supposedly vrom Diogenes
getting uneasy in his grave.
A bill to allow all kinds of swear
ing has been brought DeIore the
British parliament. They're takfng
their golf more seriously over there
since the American victories of last
Year, It's said.
AS the famous governor would soy
about April 1: It's Il long time be
tween backfires."
Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.>
Exterior Decoration
CIarice-'Don't you think George
dresses nattily?'
Maurice-"Natalie who?"-Judge.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Speeding Danger Emphasized

The death Of Guy
Thursday while of
should o a
ordinary
Neither legislators
speed that experiences
crystazed hour
is the maximum speed which automobile
Indications are that the tragedy speed
mil an hour.
While tragedies Waggners happening
appears that they no
influence motorists
The cold forms of the
their o the highways
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
by RODNEY BUTCHER
NEA Service Writer

WASHINGTON tches from a
congressman mail:
Kindly let me know to what de-
2artment I shall write for informa-
ton on the First Ladies of the Land
Kindly let me know under what
presidents they served
Dear Sir: have believed that
you We're dead but lately I have
discovered that you stin are repre-
senting, sure without life, tho
marmotts. Sincerely yours"
'READ CAREFULLY
Matthews, Chapter "a.
Luke, Chapter IL.
"(Authentic) Revelation.
"Ager 4-1-1S99. Watch closely.
sincerely
g. look up the Bible refer
ences | speak of. I wrote Wilson a
long letter in 1916 just before cleo
tion and begged him to keep this
nation out of the war if he had any
love for his country and his fellow
man as it is a prophecy of the Bible
Icing fulfilled and that we can now
stay the hand Of God and gave hin.
some of the Bible references which
I have in my booklet which, I am
sending to you"
On a stamped post card:
Hello, Mr--. How the I'll.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Abe Martin

Al Bangs, big criminal lawyer. wuz
in Town t'dayA an his vest looked like
tn saloons wuz still open. "Gee. hut
it's be great when we git tnlI1in' NOV
les an kin hear tn kisses pull apart"
said Miss Fawn Lippincut t'day.
VIII be hold you face in righteous
ness, They should be satisfied wher
they awake with your likeness %
cur where there is wonder Your
J and was third Mail from you
thinks.
Don't call me fool Due the rea
son Deafing. St. John 14-6.'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Thrifty Brideproon1

Mr. Macdonald (arranging with
clergyman for his second marrage)
-"And ! should like the ceremony in.
my yard this time, sir"
Clergyman-"Good gracious, why?,
Mr.. MacDonald-"Then the fowls
can pick up the rice-we wasted a deal
last time!"-London Opinion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Dramatixing Us.

The characters seem to have swal-
lowed the back pages of The Literary
Digest and spend the evening plac'
ing gag lines end to end. From a
Dramatic Criticism in the New York
Evening Post.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Splitting Che Beans

Wanted-An attorney that is willing
to work with his client in a conspiracy
which has existed for over six years,
in which there is about $4,000 in
Volved-Ad in the Minneapolis Tribune.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
He Said a Mouthfnl

Teacher-"Robert, give me a sem
tence using the word 'satiate.'
Bobby-"I took Mamie Jones to a
picnic last summer and I'll satiate
quite lot"-The Open Road
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Crude Beginnings

1t is predicted that very soon it will
be as easy to talk from London to New
York by telephone as from one part
of London to another. The system,
however, may improve in time.-The
Passing Show (London).
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
SfiII R0hhinr IN

Dear doctor, my pet billygoat is
seriously i'll from eating a complete
What do you prescribe?"
Answer-"Am sending Literary Di-
gest by return NALL e. G. Va,
in the 'Woman's World.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Hit and Run

Friend-'I suppose you didn't run
across fellow named scrimshaw on
your travels?'
Road Hog-"Dunno, old mani new
er stop to ask their ames!"-Passing
Show
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
sweet SimnIicitx

Mrs Almon w Lytle, Of Buffalo,
who received with the assemblywo-
man, was gowned in white sweet peas.
Albany paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
II WINS Catching

Nutz was arrested on charge of
driving under the influence of liquor
cand balth5tmtr TT rtircfeftdfalw-
Denver paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Internal Light HouscI1eepinG

Visiting OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Village isn't Hell's Kitchen is it?'
Policeman--"No. lady-only Hells
Kitchenette.-Har Age.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Fellow Players

Son-"What is taxidermist?"
Father-"He skins animals
Son-"Well. what is a taXi-driver""
Father-"He skins humans Cor
nell Widow.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
ODD Rends

Messrs Harrington and Thompson
suffered badly frozen feet, due to
wearing. oxfords, frosted ears and
fingers.-North Dakota paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Last Month on the Prairie

The groundhog always sees his shad
ow in Nebraska and if the tradition
holds good we are doomed to six
weeks of mighty disagreeable weather
in February-Norfolli (NebraskM pa
ner
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Pedipreed H0ntch

rs this good alcohol?"
1T oughta be! | got it out of a
Packard adiator."-Carnegie Pup
pet.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27
Plucked From the Plains
His AIihi

Lady--"A strong man like you ought
not to beg. Why don't you look round
for job"
Hobo-"1 can't look round lady; !
gotta stiff neck. Boston Transcript
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27

On stamped post card:
Hello, Mr.. How the HI
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-03-27

President Coolidge is reported tc
have slight sprain in his right
wrist Justice" say the farmers.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04
WEDNESDAY, MAY 4TH. 1927
High Court Puts
Women On Juries
BEATITUDEs OF CONSERVATION

1. Blessed are they who plant the
long-lived tree and shrub, for gen.
erations shall rise up and call them
blessed.
2. Blessed are they who are own
ers of flower gardens, for in the heart
Of flower may be seen the Creator.
3. Blessed are they who appreci-
ate natures gifts, for they shall be
known as lovers of beauty.
A. Blessed are they who clean up
the highways, byways and home
grounds, for cleanliness is next to
goodness.
5. Blessed are they who brighten
and freshen their buildings and fen
ces with paint, for improvement and
the praise of many people shall be
their reward.
6. Blessed are they who war on
signs and Danish the billboards along
the rural highways, for they shall be
called protectors of roadside beauty
and landscape scenery.
Z. Blessed are they who stand
against friend and relative in the
protection of natures gifts to our
Nation, for they shall be recognized
as true patriots of America.
8. Blessed are the towns with
planning boards, for great beauty,
prosperity and peace shall descend
upon them.
9. Great shall be the reward of
those who protect our forests from
fire, for the bird shall continue to
serve him and the fish and wild ami
NAL to furnish him food.
Whosoever conserveth our National
Resources serveth himself, and the
generations MISUNDERSTANDING.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04
April Is to May 20
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FORE.
CLOSURE SALE

WHEREAS, Default has been made
in the conditions of a certain Mort
gage bearing date on the 10th day of
November, 1921, made, executed and
delivered by P. o. Wichmann and
Marie Wichmann, is wife, mortgagors,
to Philester Tiffany, MORTGAGE, and
which Mortgage is duly recorded in
the office of the Register of Deeds
of Redwood County Minnesota, on
November II, 1921, in Book 1913"
of Mortgages at page 33 thereof,
and which default consists in the
failure on the part of the mort
gagors to pay the principal sum of
One Thousand 10000 Dollars due and
payable on the 10th day of Decem-
Der, 1922, together with interest there
on at the rate of Z per cent from and
after December 10th, 1923, and which
default still continues, and that there
is now due and payable on said mort
gage indebtedness, on the date of this
notice, the sum of Twelve Hundred
Thirty-three and 72-100 (1233.72)
Dollars, and that no action or proceed
ing at law or otherwise having been
instituted to recover the debt secur-
ed by said Mortgage, or any part
thereof, and the power of sale con-
tanned in said Mortgage having be-
come operative;
NOW, THEREFORE, NOTICE is
HEREBY GIVEN, That by virtue of
the power of sale contained in said
Mortgage, and pursuant to the
statute in such case made and pro-
vided, the said Mortgage will be fore.
closed by the sale of said premises
described in and conveyed by said
Mortgage, viz: Lot Five (5) in Block
Three 81 of Hitchcock's First Adj
dition to the Village (now City, of
Redwood Falls, Minnesota, with the
Entertainments and appurtenances
thereunto belonging, which sale will
be made by the Sheriff of said Red
wood County, at the front door OF
the Court House in the City of Red
wood Falls, in said County and State,
on Saturday, the 4th day of June,
1927, at ten o'clock in the forenoon
of that day, at public vendue, to the
highest bidder for cash, to pay SAID
debt of Twelve Hundred Thirty-three
and 17-100 Q233.1O Dollars, and in
terest and taxes, if any, and Fifty
(50) Dollars attorney fees as stipu-
lated in and by said Mortgage in
case of foreclosure, and the disburse-
ments allowed by law, subject to re-
demption within one year from the
day of sale, as provided by law.
Dated April 18th, 1927.
Jay Tiffany, William F. Tiff
fanny, Executors of the last
Will and Testament of Phil
ester Tiffany, deceased,
Mortgage.
A. R. A. Laudon,
Attorney for Mortgage and Ex-
ecutors,
Redwood Falls, Minnesota. 40-6ts
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04
SUPREME COURT SUSTAINS
JUDGE BAKER IN CASE OF
RENVILLE COUNTY WOMEN AS
JURORS.
WEDNESDAY,, MAY 9TH 1927

The Supreme Court has just filed
Mrs. Irene Passer against the Board
of County Commissioners of Renville
County to rescind the lists of grand
and petit jurors prepared at the JAN
uary meetings of the Board.
The Court, in it's decision, holds
that
"The action of the Board in ad-
vance of the preparation of the lists
arbitrarily excluding from considera-
ton as prospective jurors every wo-
man of Renville County no matter
how we'll qualified she might be to
render jury service was not proper
exercise of discretion"
The Court said:
s'The County Board has no more
right to discriminate against them
(women) in preparing jury lists than
it would have to discriminate against
a class of persons engaged in par
ticular occupation, as for example,
farmers, merchants or day laborers."
The Court then goes on to say that
the authorities seem to agree that
the officials charged with the duty Of
selecting the jury panel have full
power to decide whether the particu-
lar person possesses the qualifica-
lions prescribed by statute and is fit
to serve as juror but there must be
no discrimination against any par
ticlar race, sex or occupation. That
in the selection of jurors to pass up
on the liberty or property of women
as well as men there must be no dis
elimination against women.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04

A school in Oklahoma City, Okla
homa, offered to accept cotton as a
payment for tuition last fall and
about 200 students awaited themselves
of the opportunity.
The phrase about the moon being
made of green cheese came into COM
mon use when the works of Rabelais,
Frenchman, were translated into
English in 1784.-Exchange
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04
ANGOLA ROOT

Sweetens the stomach, takes up the
sour accumulations, stimulates proper
secretions, gives the stomach a tone
and removes gas from food that pres
ses on the heart. Aneola Root is rec
commended for chronic constipation,
rheumatism, kidney and liver trouble,
bloating, belching, cour risings, and
restores the function of the stomach
and removes nervous feeling. For
sale by Sward Kemp Drug Co. 39-tf.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04

To encourage marriages in Berlin
the board of aldermen has approved
an ordinance exempting jazz and or
chestral music at wedding celebra-
tions and the marriage feast from the
municipal entertainment tax.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04
GETTING UP NIGHTS

Rer gladder Relief 70 Netures uanger
sismsI SciuWsbus ministers win
noIatss oxpo9toaoe
co,,.r,hu. Ohio sSyS, NY vile Va trsT
Sled ssriousiy with blfdasE tsgitsasse nYsi}
We used nthiatsd huehu xsa}1 sec @S
- IL Vim s,sll, sas.. ~ 10
ssRs,as...a nuohu sc>s on the biaAAsR -
80. 49, On &s Sowsls. Drives SS3
esSisa naassf a9A deereasss szsss&ys
:. Sf - ~ 49, q ell drug geGf4A
iIhsfS3x iSterssssS - salslsiA -
lssiste For Sale at
ran SWARD-KK1lP DRUG CO.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-05-04

Bank No. 4G5
Statement of the condition of
STATE BANK OF REDWOOD
FALLS
At close of business on April 25,
1927.
RESOURCES
Loans and discounts, in
GLIDING rediscounts --$597, 704.25
Overdrafts --- 36762I
Securities, etc. --------- ITO, 1909
Banking House, Furniture
and Fixtures -- 35, $4,000
Other real estate owned = 64,685.51
Checks and drafts in tran
sit ------------ 21,543.25
Due from other banks and
cash on hand ---- LA, 1898
Cash items and checks 203.60
Total ------ $1,034,913.95
LIABILITIES
Capital stock ------------$1OO, OOO. 90
Surplus fund -------- 100000
Undivided profits, net - 4,597.64
Reserved for depreciation 3,794.78
Savings deposits -------- 54,983.54
Time certificates ---- 473, 909.63
Certified checks --- $4,000
Cashiers checks -------- 7,432.81
Deposits subject to check 363,615.55
Total ----- $1,034, 913.95
Amount of reserve on hand $165, 896.18
Amount of reserve requir-
ed by law -----$ II, 1903
State of Minnesota, County of Red
wood, SIS.
We, A. C. Burmeister, President and
A. F. Hassenstab, Cashier of the
above-named Bank, do solemnly swear
that the above statement is true of
our knowledge and belief.
A. C. BURMEISTER, President.
A. F. HASSENSTAB, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this End day of May, 1927.
(SeaD E. w. Whiting,
Notary Public, Redwood County,
Minnesota. My commission expires
August %, 1881.
Correct Attest: (Two) Directors
r. A. Cooper.
VIM. G. M. Smith.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-11-03

ben.
Az alias es biiszkeseg feletti az
godalommal sem ,megyiink sok-
ra. Ha tovabbra is agg6dunk, ell
yeszithetjiik az allast es vele e.
gyiitt a buszekeseget is. Ha ell
vesztettiik az allast, eniiink
egy masikba, gondolkodas nelkul
es fokent onsajnalkozas nelkiil. A
munkaban kell, hogy megtalal-
juk legmelyebb elvezetet. Ha
mem szeretjuk munkankat, mas
szoval. ha munka mem okoz 8.
romet, ugy lehetoleg hagyjuk fel
lepjilnk hatra es vizsgaljuk meg
0szinten a helyZctet. Vagy ben
mink, vagy munkakorben van
a hiba - es legt0bbsz0r benniink.
Neha az ember amiatt agg0-
dix, hogy yoIat mem erkezctt
be idejeree, hogy a subway zsuf-
folt ajtajan mem tud bejutni,
hogy folyton esik az ESQ, hogy
minden forditva t0rtenik, hogy
balszerencse ert es ICY tovabb. De
ugyanakkor gondoljunk ARA,
hogy mennyire hiabavalo, meg
erosebben, hogy: mennyire egy.
iigyii agg6dni dolgok Matt, a.
miknek kontrolalasa kepessegein
ket tulhaladja.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-11-03
Nevelas es szokas.
43-IK c1KK,

A bebi mem jatekszer. Emberi
leny ., teljes szervezettel es ICY
jogait meltanyolni kell. Semmi
k0riilmenyek k0zott he engedje
az anya a bebi jogait csorbitani
a rokonok, vagy baratok elvezete-
mex vagy sz6rakozasanak kedve-
e'rt. Tulzottan sok jatek bebi-
vel, csak zavarja kicsit, kifa-
rasztja, sot esetleg hatraltatja is
a termeszetes fejlodesben.
Ringatni, razni, vagy hancuroz-
tatni o bebit, miutan mar evett,
nagyon rossz szokas, Vapnak, .
Xix AIT hiszik, hogy ilyeslni close
giti az emesztest, de hogyha Ont
yalaha ICY felrdztak egy j6ls el-
k0ltott ebed utan, akkor tudja,
hogy ilyesmitolf az setels, nemhogy
emeszt0dik, hanem inkabb kiki-
vAnkozik.
A gyermekneyeles programme
ban az apanalz hatarozott helye
van. - Egyiitt kell nliikodnie az
anyayal yagy pedig igen keves
sikere lesz q neyelesuek. Gyak.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-11-03

Olvassa el figyelmssen inipden hetsn
szskst . cikkskst A. 6rixzs meg. 1rgy
i 30v6hsu haszlaAlAassa.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-11-03
NE AGGoDJUNK!
Az aggodalom t0nkreteszi az en-
bert es lepessel sem viszi elore

Az aggodalom legnagyobb
bolondsag, amit az ember elko-
vethet, sot elmondhatjuk, hogy
egy teljesen normalis ember mem
aggodik. A modern clvilizaclo e.
gyik legmergesebb kinovese az
aggodalom, ami az idegeket le-
rombolja ,afardta, kedvtelenne
teszi az embert testlleg es lelkl-
leg is. Szukseg van ARA, hogy
teljesito kepessegiink reallzasat
oily izgalmas es iramtelJes mer-
tekben vigyiik veghez, hogy ez
alland6 ideglet0ressel JarJon? va
loiaban tisztesseges kemeny
munka, vagy az onkontrol ma
nya. akarateronk Observation-Disclosures
keptelensege az, ami az ldegek
merleget felboritja. Minden bl-
zonnyal egy egeszstges fllozofla
cv0nyorii rendben tudna tartani
ficankol6 emberi idegeket.
lett aggodalmat trez az ember
Mix azok a dolgok, amelyek te-
altalaban? Fokent; anyagi JOLIET,
alias es biiszkeseg. Nos, mlnden
cmber tudja, yagy legalapp
tudnia kellene W hogy egyik do
logban sem halad elore aggoda.
lommal. Fla penzrol van $50, egesz
bizonyos, hogy aggodalommal
meg kevesbe szerezziik meg.
Ha egeszsegiink Matt aggodal'
maskodunk, menjiink el egy /, jd
oryoshoz, hogyjuk, hogy tiizste-
sen gmeyizsgaljon aztan szoro'
san aka almazkodjunk utasitasai-
hoz. Ha komoly betegseg fenye-
get, ne adjuk fel mlndjart q csa.
tat, batorsag hianyaban. Legyiink
becsilletesek 0lllnagunkkal gzem'
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-11-03
A NARANCS-LE KIVAL0 FIR.
TEKE.
Erdekes tanulmany a narancs
erteksr0l. Miert jatszik fontos
szerepet a narancs az egeszseg
disqualification.

AZ embeeri Szervezetnek, hogy
elegendo sziikseges vitamin es as
vanyi oldatra tegyen szeert, egy
blzonyos mennyisegu zoldseg es
gyiimolcs fogyasztasra van sziik-
sege. A zoldseg lehetoleg alljon
spenot, zoldbab stb. es gyokeres-
valamely leveles fajtab6l, mint
bol, mint sargarepa, krumpli stb,
valamint fogyasszunk minden
nap gyiimolcsot. A gyiimolcsok
kozott els0 helyen all narancs.
A vitaminnek igen fontos SEE
repe jut az emesztesnel es alta
laban az egeszseg fenntartasab ban
es ha test abban hianyt szen-
ven, keptelen a betegsegeknek
konnyedseggel lleentallni.
Egy erdekes tanulmanyt folly
tattak akaratlanul egy angol is.
kolaban. A tel kozepe tajan a ta-
nulok legnagyobb resze elvesz-
tette kedvet tanulashoz, spor-
tokhoz stb., s0t igen sok szenve-
dett gyongestgben es aprobb je-
lentosegii betegsegekben. Utanna
jartak a dolognak es kitiint, hogy
gyengeseg Okla a helytelen die
tanak volt tulajdonithat6. A gye-
rekek ugyanis semmifele z0ld f0-
zeleket mem ettek es gyiim0lcs-
h0z mem igen jutottak, inert a ko-
zelben lev0 gyiimolcskereskedes,
ahol vasarolni szoktak szinten
megszunt. Megfelelo z0ldseg es
gyIim0lcs diMaval ismet helyre-
ALT a tanulok egcszsege, ami tc-
hat ujabb vilagos bizonysag a
z0ldseg es gyiimolcs kUlon0s fon
tos szerepenek az egeszseg fenn-
tartasahoz.
A narancs igen sok cukortar.
talmu gyiimolcs, amit a test k0ny
nyen magaba yesz. A narancs
mindenkoron a lcgcsekelybb ar
talon nelkiil eheeto. Egy polar
narancs-le etkezes elott, vagy
etkezes k0zben, frissito hatasu es
kivaloan balanszirozza az egesz
8etkezest. A fogak ep tartasahan
nagyszerii szerepet toltenek be a
citrus gyiimolcsok, inert ep azon
asvanyi anyagokat tartalmazzak,
amelyek a fogazatot erosltlk es a
romlast6l megovjak. Sokan, akil,
gyomoregesben szenvednek, mem
esznek narancsot, inert az hlszlk,
kHy ez$Nl meg inkabb fog
max szenvedni. A dolog ep for
diva all. Vegezetiil meg megem-
litjilk, hogy a narancs legJobb
gyomortisztito es gycrmekeknek
igen ajanlatos.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1927-11-03
KOZBIZTONsAG.

z u = = y = y - y.
Rendor: Ejnye, a keservit a
wax k6dusanak, hogy gyiitt maga
ide, hun tilos a koldulas9
Greg koldus: Hat :kerem, csak
ugy val1taban,