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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-13

Low neck and sleeveless. Tailored
neckbands. Of fine ri1 cotton. Sizes
4s to 50. Irregy Rrs.-Bargain
Basement
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-13
Miscellaneous Table Of Shoes
WOmen's Silk and Rayon Hose

Noted for their long wearing quail
ity, long boots, double heels, soles
and toes. Beige, nLde, grey, black
and brown. Slight irregulars. Sizes
81 to 10.-Bargain Basement.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-09-13

Fine rib, low neck and sleeveless.
Tape and buttons. Slight irregu-
lars. Sizes to 14.-Bargain Base.
ment.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23

N. N. A.-wK.-s-is-27
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23
PAGE NINE

or large. How could one summon DIR.
lacey in the night without first arousing
his tall, acknowledgements better half,
who prided herself on first hearing all
night calls n finding out Just how
serious was the summons to drag her
o~verworked spouce from his earned bed.
Oh, from her chestnut head to her ga
loShed feet Diane felt a shiver run. It
would be horribly hard.
But at the next corner she turned
over toward Fourth avenue. YeS-even
as she had foreseen: Ring at the Tacey
doorbell. Window raised above. Out
thrusting came a high night-capped
head. "YeS-who wants the doctor? Its
Diane Gray. Is your mother sick, Diane?
No? Your father? The doctor had 6 hard
day-can't it wait until morning2 1t
can't wait? It's Jesse Lothrop, and Diane
Gray came, though how she happened"
The window came down, and a wife's
voice was audible to no ear outside.
Wise men, more than one, have ex-
pressed their opinion and conviction that
life is a vale Of tears, beginning with a
cry and ending with a sigh.
Generally the rule holds But some
times a mortal or two finds the highway
and the byways worth living through.
Oh, sometimesi There are witnesses here
and there throughout the vale.
~Saranaton gabbled, discussed, muir
INJURED. But all versions were garbled.
DR.. lacey, like most Of his profession,
was a generous n reticent man. 1t was
understood that Diane and Waddy, ar
irving home late, heard a cry for help
from the old Lotnrop house. At least,
Diane must " heard a cry. Else, how
did she learn that the old man had had
a sllghC stroke OF apopleXy While reading
and had fallen and hit his lonely old
head on the edge Of the table?
Diane made all haste to get help
which was very Christian Of the girl, all
things considered. Mrs. Hanfky protest.
ed that never again would she leave her
duty for a sick daughter in the country.
however, Jesse lived hardly long enough
to tax this promise.
But he did not die until Lee arrived.
And then 1t became known that long
ago he had exacted a promise from the
BOY, In return for restitution Of stolen
FUNDS and no prosecution, that Lee
should never write or speak to Diane. It
was considered most Christian and fitting
tina Jesse give back the promise. OF
course, he could hardly do otherwise.
r after Diane had aided him in extremity,
said everybody. Everybody
7 Lee came back-thin, serious-eyed
Lee who was older, but not so much
r older than when he had gone away. II
seemed that he hadn't forgotten Diane,
and Diane had never ceased to miss him,
S and the two at meeting were ob1ivious to
2 all spectators and seemed to melt into
each others arms.
A young. laughing, fearful pair they
s were, too, the day they were married and
the evening they went away, with nearly
( all OF Saranaton, including the iowa,
8 Waddy, at the depot with old shoes anC
rice and good wishes.
Occasionally Life mends it's own broker
y planksl
Copyright: 1925: by Ida M. Evans)
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23

YARNS Of Pure Wool Worsted for Hand Knit
ting, also Rug Yarns for Hooked Rugs. Write
today for free samples. Our stock is large.
soc 4 OF. skein. Also wool blankets. CON-
Hampshire.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23
FUR r ANIMALS

tUR BEAklNG ANIMALS
Blue .FOXES-Dark Blue; Guaranteed to
breed. EXCHANGE pup stock without cost.
Thompson Fox Farms, 1901 Emerson, SO. Min
neapOlis, MINI. We buy skins.
REGISTERED Silver Black Foxes and pen raised
Blue Foxes. Prices reasonable. Terms. viii
deliver or ranch as preferred by purchaser.
3. p. Beckett, 16 No. wash, Butte, Mont.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23

FfPFsToNE ROT sPRTNds, the American
Carlsbad; 10 miles from Butte, on the North
srn Pacific Railroad. Cures rheumatism
stoTnRch and kidney trouble. Fifty years rec
oFd of cures. Radioactive waters, mud and
vapor baths. Pipestone Hot Springs, Pipe
stone, Montana
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23
Bookkeeping for FIatbeads

The st. Ignatius public schools here
have added a full commercial course for
the benefit Of students his year.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23

SPLENDID Proposition for district or local
agents in Montana territory IN one Of the
strongest Old Line Legal Reserve Life 1nsur-
ance Companies. No previous experience nee
essary but only men Of character. considered.
State all in first letter. Central Life insurance
Company Of Ill, Great Falls. Montana.
CLOTHING statesmen to handle our new 2
for s29.5 so line. This deal outsels them all.
Liberal commission to statesmen. We are also
looking for State Organizers. DELUXE WOODEN
Company, 1902 West Tenth Street, Los Ange-
les, California.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23

LARGE Italian pruneS Tor canning S1.70 10
30 ID. box to second zone. S2.05 to thirC
zone postage and insurance paid, or SIPS pc
box, F. o. B. Troy, Idaho. Alex ohanso
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23
Rum Down by MOtOrist

Run down by a hit-and-run driver and
left on the highway suffering with con-
cussion Of the brain was the experience
OF Ed Spellman. so, Of Anaconda.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23

English Springer Pups. Eligible. Priced right.
burg, Wash.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1927-09-23
DOGS FOR sALk

CATTLE DOGS. Puppies from heel driving par
ents. See or write L. G.. Stedanson, Rich
mond, Utah.
RUSSIAN Wolfhound Pups; purebred; reason
able. Jay Wyckof, Chelan. Wash, Box, 882.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01

A little finely chopped apple, cell
cry and a few nuts improve cold
slaw.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01
Strawberry Snow Pudding

Put on fire one pint of water with
one-half pound of sugar, one ounce
of gelatin, the grated rind of one
half lemon and the juice Of two
lemons. Bring to boiling, put on ice
and heat until it begins to thiclSen.
Now add the stiffly beaten whites of
ten eggs and one and one-half pints
of sliced fresh strawberries. Fill
into a cold pudding mold and put
on the ice. When set, dip mold in
hct water TO loosen, and serve with
crushed strawberry sauce over.
Strawberry Coupe Carmen
Put some French vanilla ice cream
on the bottom of glass coupe dish,
fill to the top with fresh strawber-
ries cut in halves, pour over some
raspberry PURGE, cover entirely with
whipped cream and sprinkle with
toasted chopped hazelnuts.
Strawberry Charlotte
Line mold with large lady
fingers, previously iced in two colors
white and pink, and alternating
them in the mold. Soak two ounces
Of gelatin in cold water, rub through
fine sieve one quart of ripe straw.
berries and add to them one pound
of powdered sugar. Now beat one
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01
Ways to Use Strawberries

and one-half pint. of heavy cream
until firm, dissolve the gelatin on
the fire, add to it the cream very
slowly, while stirring, also the straw
berry puree previously prepared
Stir the mixture until it begins to
set. Fill in the lined mold and put
on ice until firm enough to take
from mold without breaking. Decor
ate with whipped cream and straw
berries. ~
f Strawberries Marguerite
Select nice, sound and ripe straw
berries. Mix them with orange sher-
bet or lemon sherbet, put in glass
bowl on cracked ice. Pour over
plenty of syrup, cover entirely with
whipped cream, favored with mara
schino and decorate with whole
Strawberries.
Strawberries En- Compete
Some people cannot eat raw
strawberries, in which case straw
berries en- compete should be served
prepared in the following manner
Prepare a light syrup favored
with either vanilla or lemon. When
the syrup is boiling, place the straw.
DtETleS III IL ana ICHuONC lIOHl lhS
| fire, and serve when cold.
Praises la Parisienne
Wash well and then dry some nice
ripe strawberries and mix them with
| whipped cream, to which has beer
added some sweetened PURGE of wild
strawberries to color the cream pink
Serve piled high in a parfait glass
Praises Florida
Strawberries we'll washed ant
drained are delicious served on tan
gerine or orange ice and decorated
with whipped cream.
dat Strawberry Tart
Make a pie crust of puff paste
and when cooked cover the bottom
with creme custard mixed with
whipped cream. Cover with straw
berries and cover the whole with rec
currant jelly.
Strawberry Shortcake
Make any good, light and extra
rich baking powder biscuit dough
in quantity enough to fill an ordi'
nary layer cake pan, and one incl
thick when baked. While it is very
hot split through the middle and
butter both pieces literally. Set one
half on a hot plate and pour over il
one-half the following mixture
Wash, cap, chop and sweeten t.
taste one quart of berries and mix
with one-half pint heavy cream
beaten stiff. =.
Put the second layer of hot bis.
cult dough over. the berry mixture
on the first and cover with the rest
of the berry mixture. Send to the
table at once. If the berries seen
not very flavorous, add half a tea
spoon lemon juice before mixing il
| the cream. so
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01

1t is advisable to purchase your
household linens and cottons of
standard makes, and you will be
more assured of their wearing quail
tiles.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01
Beauty Answers

o. P. H.: If your nails are brittle
soak them every night for about ten
or fifteen minutes in olive oil or
sweet almond oil which has been
slightly warmed. The same oil may
be used several times. Or you may
insert cold cream beneath the nails
at night, allowing it to remain there
during the night. For hangnails
treat with 'collodion, to give the in
jury a chance TO heal.
c. d. B.: If your stomach is in
good condition il. is not harmful to
eat lightly before going to bed.
Often a glass of hot milk or cup
of cocoa with few crackers will
induce sleep. OF course, you should
never eat hearty meal or hot foods
at that time.
Irene F.: If your face perspires
freely, apply witch hazel. Rub it
on with a piece of absorbing cot
ton several times during the day.
Witch hazel is an astringent and
closes the pores.
S. H.: If your feet perspire toe
freely, wash them every other day
in basin of water to which 10 drops
of sulphuric acid have been added
Dry well. Change the socks every
day, and it is well to have them
washed in water to which boric acid
has been added. Dust the shoes with
alum powder.
Miss J. S.: There is no danger OF
clogging the pores through the use
of powder unless it is used to excess
or unless the skin is excessively
greasy, or the powder is used in
combination with greasy applica-
tions. In the latter case the black.
heads will appear, from the collec-
ton of dirt in the openings of the
fat glands.
Mrs. T. w. D.: Vegetable-soup is
not so fattening as the ereamed
soups. In one cup of vegetable soup
there are but so calories, while in
cream of celery soup there are lis
calories; cream of tomato, 125 cal
cries; cream of corn, 140 calories,
and cream of pea, 160 calories.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01

To keep a pie from sticking to
plate sprinkle pie plate generously
with flour instead of greasing.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01

A drop or two of vanilla and just
the right amount of sugar make all
the difference in the world in the
delicious flavor of whipped cream.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01

Be careful when buying pillow
slips to allow the pillows to slip in
easily. If you select pillow slips into
which pillows must be stuffed they
will wear out quickly.
The Enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 192?-1930, 1927-07-01
PAGE FOR WOMEN
Household Hints

A little finely chopped apple, eel
cry and few nuts improve cold
slaw.
To keep a pie from sticking to
plate sprinkle pie plate generously
with flour instead of greasing.
1t is advisable to purchase your
household linens and cottons of
standard makes, and you will be
more assured of their wearing quail
tiles.
A drop or two of vanilla and just
the right amount of sugar make all
the difference in the world in the
delicious flavor of whipped cream.
Be careful when buying pillow
slips to allow the pillows to slip in
easily. If you select pillow slips into
which pillows must be stuffed they
will wear out quickly.
Bacon, whether broiled or fried,
should be cooked gently. This makes
hardened bacon. If correctly cooked
the fat must be white when cold.
Don't rub lard into flour with
your hands when making pastry. Use
silver fork, which divides and mix
es very quickly. This is easier than
chopping lard in and saves using
chopping tray.
Never iron knit underwear---sim-
ply pull and stretch by hand.
Do not use iodine that has been
kept for any length of time.
Allow one tablespoonful of cream
or hot water for each egg in MAX
ing an omelet.
To prevent cabbage smell from
pervading the house, tie up crust
of bread in muslin bag and place
it in the saucepan.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25
IMPRESSION OF A COUNTRY
WEEKEND

The blowout on the way from
the station the five
rounds of cocktails before lunch
the grapefruit supreme
that landed in my lap during lunch
the seven goblets Of home
brew the heavy slunber
while was dummy" at the bridge
the game of tennis during
which / broke three rackets, tore
down the net and knocked over
my partner the bathing
master who rescued me in the surf
the golf bali I sliced into
the midst of tea gathering on the
clubhouse veranda the
small, informal dinner Of eighty
FIVE guests my dinner
partner who "adored rusticity'
the cider cup with the
reminiscent flavor the
balancing feats l performed with
forks, oranges, finger bowls and
humps of sugar the bass
drum through which l fell during
the dance at the Yacht Club
the "snifters" in the locker
room the awakening at
six thirty on Monday morning
the complete collapse on
the 1853 train back to town.
Goblin.
A night club was just robbed,
proving the old adage that there
is no honor among thieves.
Columbia Tester.
If you want to know your
laundry woman's address, ask he
where she hangs out.
--Ald. Rammer-J dmm~.
She: Do you like demi-tds5e5
He: I'm crazy about them; I
just love to dip them in my coffee.
--Middlebwy Blue Baboon.
They put bridges on violin. to
get the music across.
s--Ases Green Cende.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

"lf there weTc tecec Crows on 8
fence post and I shot one, how
many would be left2"
'Two left"
I'm afraid you don't get the
point. Let me repeat the joke.
There were three crows on fence
post. l shot one. How many
would be left9"
Two left"
''No. None would be left, be
cause if I shot one, then the other
two would fly away"
Isn't that what I've been say
ing2 Two left
-Norihwc5tern Purple Parrot.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25
MOVIE OF A MAN GETTING
A HAIRCUT

A HAIRCUT
Enters barber shop. Takes seat
in chair. Catches himself looking
at self in mirror, glances panic
stricken away. Looks out OF
window with attempt at boredom.
Agrees with barber that weather
is rotten; glad St. Louis won pen
nant; so is barber.
Catches silly shipper on his face
In mirror. Notes customer in next
chair watching him in mirror.
Bushes. Wishes lady in third
chair would pull dress down.
Tines to look away. Tells barber,
no, he doesn't believe he wants
it washed out. Is sure barber is
hooking at comb with suspicious
eye. Remembers he hasn't washed
hair in month. Decides he won't
have anything put on hair, as he
has some stuff at home. Com
promises by taking lemon juice and
vinegar scalp massage.
Barber combs hair, shows him
mirror. 'Yeh, that's fine.
Stumbles as he gets out of chair.
Pays bill for dollar. Exits hur-
riedly. Receivers composure two
blocks away. Decides he'll never
feel so self-consoious again. Re
peats performance two weeks later.
-KanJd5 Sour Ozpi.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

70: How long does it take you
to dress in the morning?
Ho: Bout half an hour
Yo Dragging: Only takes me
zen minutes.
Ho; / wash. -Grccn Goat.
Il say, isn't that a beetle on
your trouser cuff"
Cant say. I'm stranger here
myself -CincinnaLi Cynic.
Prof: Why did Hannibal cross
the Alps?
Frosh: For the same reason the
hen crossed the road. You don't
catch me with nc puzzles.
-KaHSGJ Sour OIL.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25
FROM A BENEDICT


There is no 'pay as you enter
sign at the door Of the matrimonial
institution. You pay after you
enter.
-OHdbod.
Coach: Don't mind that big
guy. the bigger they are, the
harder they fall.
Runt: Yeh, but suppose he falls
on me. -Weat Point Pointer.
Rip Van Wrinkle awoke after his
twenty year snooze.
viii you please ring that nura-
Der again, OPERATOR" he begged.
Crimson Co.'S.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

Thug (thrusting revolver against
diaphragmatic protrudance of a
three hundred pound human speci-
mem; Hands up or I'll blow your
brains out.
Wash. Cougars PaTo.
kno10 it is not proper,
/ kn0tp IL is not nice,
But the bird 1Cho ho1ClS the lomcSt
Usually gets the extra siice
Northeastern Purple Parrot.
The sociologists are fond OF say
ing that things will come out all
right in the long run" The
trouble is that only a very few of
us are cross-country runners.
Dartmouth Jack 0Ldrterr.
She is a genuine soft soaper.'
who is?"
Our laundress"
-Lehigh Burr,
Able: key, this theater is burn
ing up
Ike: We should worry. We've
seen almost all the show
-WiscOHsin Octopus.
Cop: Yeh, this is a one way
street and there amt no two ways
about it.
-Cmcinnaii Cynic.
"They say Julius Cesar was as
tough as leather
Yep. he was the original vcni,
vidi, vici kid"
-Pcan5ylvania Punch BopI.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25
THE LOW-DOWN

People who live in glass houses
should dress in the cellar
-Amcs Green Gdrder.
She: Meet me al the library to-
night at ZOO O'Clock.
1t: All right: what time viii
you be there?
MINI. Ski-U-Mah.
I know a girl who has exquisite
taste. She always wears loud
sweater to match her voice.
-Stdrtan SPEAKER.
why does prohibitionist pre-
fer a blonde?"
Speak the third line"
Because he fears brew net"
-Noirc Dame Jagslcr.
He: Doing anything this eve
ming?
She: Nothing.
He: Well, | am-goodbye
Texas Ranger.
They sat alone on a bench in
the garden. She nestled close in
his arms and he gently sighed as
he laid his lips on her warm. soft
hair. She gave a start as he whis-
pered something in her ear and
then slowly said:
And If l did, you wouldn't de-
ceive me, would you, sweetheart?'
No, dear, l wouldn't"
well, then, tell me the time"
Black c. Blue Jay.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

Before Hard-hearted Hannah
went abroad to study she learned
to say no in FIVE different Ian
guages.
-I0uG FriVo!.
Sim: I heard young Aiirandy
bought her new raincoat down TO
Green Fence Corners,
Sam: Yep, her paw told her
to keep away from these here now
city slickers.
Pup.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

Cleo: What sort of a girl is
shc2
Pat: Positively hopeless. my
dear. She's only been engaged four
times and she's already contem-
plating marriage.
California PcIican
The manager of the baseball
team had just bounced his pitcher
and catcher I have discharged
the battery" he said.
-SteVcns Stone Nil.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25
y

Heard the Nice Song
mo, how does it co."
Nice Today, Lady,"
u. Of WdSh Coinnr5.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

Pedestrians know @st they are
cafe from the motorist driving a
brand new car. The motorist
doesn't care to dent his tenders the
first thousand miles or so.
Desert Wolf.
-
"Gee, your girls got fine hair"
course"
-Uitt.
It's unfortunate Dad doesn't re-
member what he paid for his text
books in college.
Chicago Phoenix.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

Jones; Rector, have an awful
confession to make actually
dozed in church today.
Rector: Not, I trust, during my
sermon?
Jones: No, tS-==..5 the strange
part about it!
Goblin.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1927-01-25

People who live in glass houses
should dress in the cellar.
-Ames Green GdHdcr.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-19
JACKIE FIELDS MAY LIFT
SAMMY MANDELL'S TITLE
Los Angeles Lightweight Hailed as Vertabe Double of
Benny Leonard-IS Natural Fighter.

and left jabs were coming in so fast
Sammy was bewildered. A person
can still walk down Spring St, the
pugilistic hangout, and hear old
TIMERS discussing the battle. They
don't know whether they were
dreaming or whether they actually
saw Benny Leonard's spirit dance
around inside the ropes.
A Mandell-Fields bout with the
championships at stake would pack
Madison Square Garden to the
rafters. Unfortunately for Manhat-
tan fans and Tex Richard, such a
match is out of the question. The
New York law prohibits minors from
fighting more than six rounds. Fidel
LaBarba couldn't go over that limit
even after he became worlds cham
pion.
Dick Donald, the Tex Richard of
the West, put on the first Mandell-
Fields fight He is angling for the
next one-and has pretty good
chance of getting it for an open
air shot.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1927-04-19
GOLF PRO?
American Golf Association
Takes Up Browne Case.
BIZ United Press

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, April 19.-AIiss
Mary x. Browne, former national
womans tennis champion, who has
just accepted a place as tennis pro-
fessional at the Westchester Wom-
ems Golf and Tennis Club, may
learn today whether she is eligible
to compete in amateur golf tourna-
ments.
The executive committee Of the
American Golf Association was
scheduled to take up her case at its
meeting here. Reports were that
Miss Browne would be barred from
competition because she deserted
tennis ranks last year to
join c. c. Pyle professional troupe,
headed by Suzanne Lenglen. Miss
Browne was reported to have made
$50, 600 on the tour. Jock Hutchin-
son was engaged as golf professional
at the Westminster Club.