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The Washington times., 1927-11-28
conc AND TRIP ATRIAL /.
MARRIAGE CJITH me
By ELSIE ROBINSON

fundamental business Of physical
attraction. wouldn't preliminary
partnerships test that?'' someone
says.
You don't need preliminary part
nerships to discover whether your
physical attraction will last or not.
IT WON'T. It won't even though
you choose the Ideal Mate. Sooner
or later physical love pals on
every couple. Marriage depends
on more lasting qualities than
that-and these qualities can only
be proved by facing the reality OF
wedlock-by experiencing its hard.
ships and nonotnoy.
But it's not such q difficult
test, after all.
If you're q loyal. dependable,
considerate, patient person, and
use good sense in picking your as.
sociate. you can be successful in
almost any form Of business, in.
Guiding marriage.
II you're selfish, lazy, silly and
unreliable you'll make d mess Of
any job on earth--including mar
riage.
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The knowledge Test For
Readers Of The Times

Do you know:
l. Who painted "Mona Lisa?
q Who "Arrowsmthnf
s. Who said eve have met the enennv srd 4hAr 1883 !,
q Who composed "Rigoeto0? 81 - 80 - V11s #sss
Who first used the elephant In cartoon -
Republican party? f-S-sAuS -
WHO was King Of Troy when that city was sacked 81 III.
4 Who invented the telescope? S.
Fill blank.
8---- was called the Prince Of the AposIes
y ---- was called the Maid Orleans.
~ ----- - called the Crescent City,
IL -----. is called the Buckeye state
IL ---- is called the staff Of lfeW
Complete each quotation - = go
ID Fifteen the dead mans
Yoho-ho, and a bottle Of run" st.r.,...
IA Should auld he
And never brought to mind q" - s. H..
To- My hear leaps up when behold DAAns.
---r--- in the sky -Worl.rvartl 8ss
(see Magazine Page for Answers)
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Starting to Fly

There about 1000 privately owned arplanss in the
United States today according United States Department
Of Commerce figures The automobiles number more than
21OO0OO0.
Compare this situation with the late nnseS Then only
handful Of people rolled ii motor vehicles (wen and the
things would GOD while multudes rode behind horses on
bicycles.
Thirty years ago the horse and the bike were On the way
out and the automobile the way in Who can doubt
that sOmething very similar ID happening today?
Airplane factories are sWamped with orders We have
$500 miles Of arways and shall have about $4,000 niles
mostly lighted in operation BY spring There are thosand
aiTpcrts and many more coming soon.
The morning Of The arftver in the back yard hasn't
eaNned YET but anybody who reads the signs Of activity in the
~ ana on the ground must realize Il approaching fast
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partnerships" won't test the wis.
dom Of your choice. The only
way to know about . tummy
ache IL to have one. The only
way to experience marriage 10 to
get married.
Experimental week ends aren't
going to boost you UP against
the grim reality Of your own char.
acter.S You cant buy radios on
installments--and miss install.
merts-or preliminary partner.
ships. You can't have the nnissis
and the three kids down with the
flu and the plumbing on the ink.
on preliminary partnerships.
These are the things that really
test the tensile strength OF your
marriage-or Of your character.
Marriage doesn't depend upon
picking q Perfect Mate. Il de.
Ponds upon your own performances
on the actual fighting line. It de.
pends on your own patience,
humor. grit. loyalty, unselfishness.
good sense, courage, industry. and
self control. You can't find 1oy by
shopping around through series
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MEDITATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland

Fifty-6even Varieties Of Marriage
TT looks as though We should
! soon have 81 varieties Of mar
riage.
Everybody Is suggesting ''mod.
ern improvements" for the dear
old institution. all Of them guar
anteed to make it more comfort
able and practicable for this age Of
speed.
There Is the Compartments or
short-time marriage, which carries
q nice divorce coupon or return
trip ticket attached to your mar
riage certificate. The Take-it-and-
leave-it marriageI n yol don't
like the service or the scenery, all
you have to do is to get right off
at the first station and run back
to the old job and Mother.
A perfectly lovely 'Tadies
changed, All the comforts Of
home for the men, and none OF its
responsibilities! All os tho honors
of rnatrimony for the women, and
none Of It's n1onotony! And WHAT
a delightful chance for the average
man to realize his beautiful dream
of irnpersonating old King Solo.
mon!
And there il the 'ipart.time mar
a. xvvIaia1a rynaa EmnVa mmVaM.
rate establishments. and see each
other only every other Tuesday,
by telephone appointment and on
Mondays and Wednesdays In Janu.
airy, by special invitation. The
perfect union Of two artistic souls!
Well, even two authors or two
actors or two musicians could
live happily together, forever, If
they could manage to keep
SEPARATED most Of the time.
That's q cinchl
And there is the progressive
marriage - the Now you've-got.
me and now you-havent's" mar.
rage, which begins in Palm Beach
and ends in Reno or Paris or q
society scandal.
And, last but not most interest
ing, there is the ''now-and-then'
marriage. The Hhit.or-niss' mar
riage. The Come and-see.me.when-
you-can-maybe-I 'll-be- home mar
riage, recently introduced by q
popular writer and a popular
actress.
Every day, somebody pops up
with a brand new ''dee-vicep for
making matrimony safe for the
world!
And every little s'dee-vice"
turns out to be a plan for max
ing it possible for you to be Just
q little bit married"
But you CAN'T be just d little
bit married, any more than you
can be just q little bit honest Or q
little bit dead.
1t does not matter in what form
you take your marriage, % that
you take It seriously. But don't
try to take It az JOKE.
Because marriage Is NO JOKE.
Neither is it an avocation. Either
it's q life.worls, q. ife-partnership
and q Observation-Disclosures n
isn't MARRIAGE! It's something
else, again.
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ONCE-OVERS

you 80 confident that opinions right and your own
others? 80 80 $500 - 'As OpulVns u
you were willing listen you might have learned
enough 70 make you greater in life.
lou can think OF who listened
very little and let you do most Of the talking
lney We're getting what they your experiences
Una. would be OF use to them and help them forward
T1o busy listening these men Of progress to tell much
Inc wise man takes the best many conversation
reading and study. I'M
wise man y glad to have suggestions and often he finds
na uuy Of drent ideas enables him to evolve something better
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porary solution Of the problem IL
offered by two other workers,
NicOlle and consell. Of Paris, who
have suggested that the best way
Of comforting active immunity il
to inject convalescent serum and
follow It up after ~ hours by q
small injection Of blood from a
patient with an acute attack Of
measles. Experiments win be nee
essary to determine the hest do
sage Of each, but when the
measles virus can be cultivated
With certainty ons mixed injection
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ViIl probably Be "a adequata 20.

win probably Be an adequate sate.
guard.
You can see that science II
working constantly In yonr ~.
half by revealing the natural law
Of immunity as Ii relates n, ths
various infections 81 which
measles Is one. When THIS work
IL completed with respect ia
measles, the occurrence Of that
disease will not longer be q ''nec.
essary evil. but viii be q dis
grace to ~ who are In control of
the situation.
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LISTEN, WORLD!

OF trial unions.
You We I o
BUILD H A r.
Monty out OF
the substance of
your own spirit.
and it's q long
time job.
There 3 the
chief argument
against most Of
these new mar
Rage plan D..
InOy 10 not teal
tests Of marriage
nor Of the human
beings who are
to enter into
marriage. They
have about as
much relation
ship to actual
edlock as q
gumdrops has to
q piece OF hard
tack.
-
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MFRS. Bertrand
M Russell, wife

Avn AS0S1GAASW 80
of the famous
British phil
osopher, thinks
at "prelinn.
mary partner
3 h q" before
marriage would
be a good thing.
If you ask
women for an
honest opinion"
she says, ''n1ost
Of them would
admit that IL
they had married
the first man
t h { attracted
them they would
have made the
biggest mistake
Of their lives"
Yes, that Is
true. But it's
also true that
ttnrelim IN arv
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The February sunshine sleeps your
boughs
And tints the buds and swelIs the
leaves within. Bryant.
Custome il not . small thing.
Plato.
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WORDS FROM LIPS OF WISE MEN

Alas! how difficult 1t Is to pre-
vent the countenance from betray.
ing guilt, Ovid.
Measure your minds height by
the shade Il casts.-Robert Brown.
ing.
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IHcu SHALT NOT DUST orr
TIE FURNITURE WHILE YouR
HuS BAND Is IN The House
The Washington times., 1927-11-28

7Hou SHALT Nor BAWL OUT
'7AY HUSBAND When ne RFTuRHs
FROM HIS CLUB
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IEN GoAAAA ANp AAEMTs EoR WoMEN

Thou SHALT Nor I1LK BACK
70 T4 LORo 1No MASTER
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Fifty-seven Varieties Of Marriage
TT looks as though We should
I soon have 81 varieties Of mar
riage.
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THOU SHALT Nor FuRT
or M AM WAY eau Sc THY
iHUs BAHD 70 BE JEALOUS.
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thou SHALT AoT co HRouGH
Tin HUSBAND POCKETS
WHILE ASLEEP
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TFlcu SHALT WASH TIE DISHES
AND FED ne C4T
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279 more MEN
FFF0R CHINA
Photos BY Underwood . Underwood

QUANTICo; Va, March so.-Ths
last Of the troop movements from
Quantico for service in China took
place today. when Major Earl G.
Long, IL other officers and 266 en-.
listed men, left the base here for
San Diego, Calf, and emharkation.
TheAunits leaving today were made
up of special service troops; brigade
headquarters company, q band, and
casuals. They will join the organiza-
tions that left here yesterday ana
others from different posts, in the
reorganization of the old Sixth Regi-
ment of Marines, of World War.
fame, at San Diego.
They will sail for China on the
u. S. S. Henderson, April 8.
The officers leaving are: Major
E, Long, Capt. w, A. Worton, Capt.
J. II. Mccain, Capt. J. ID. Mclean.
Lieut.. e. IA. Poe, Lieut.. M. W. Par
sons, Lieut.. II. r. Enyart, Lieut..
Z. Nee. Galloway, Lieut.. A. ". Cher.
BONNER, Lieut., j. r. Street, Lieut..
f. N9Pugsley. u. S. NJ. and two
Marine, gunners. w. 7. Crawford
and X. c. VardY.
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What's Doing Today
and Tomorrow

Today
:. Meeting--Board Of education, Frank
lin School, $3.50 p. m.
Spanish Dinner Women's City Club,
$3.50 p. M.
Dance-Bebrew Home for the ARed.
Arcadia ballroom, $3.50 D. m.
Art Exhibit-Society of Independent
Artists. Carlton Hotel:
DANCE ormitory Board, Ruth Chap
ter. No. 1, o. e. S., in Brightwood
Dance--w ltan Club of Douglas M. e.
Church. Grace Dodge Hotel Garden
!, Meeting zonta Club. l p. M, Raleigh,
Concert-United states Marine Band.
Marine Barracks, s:16 p. m.
Tomorrow
Concert-Soldiers' Home Band, Stan.
Lecture-Dr. Louis K. Anspacher,
dramatist, Carlton Hotel, 1880 a. m.
Euncheon-Quota Club, Senate Res
taurant, 1880 p. M.
Dance-virginia SOcisey. willard Ho-
tel. D. m.
High School 9 .. N.
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RET. LAZARO IS
DEAD HERE

Representative Ladislas Lazaro,
dean Of the Louisiana delegation
In the House. died in Garfield Hos
pital at 7:26 this morning. He
suffered an abdominal abscess for.
which he underwent an operation
March 8.
Members Of his family were sum-
noned yesterday when it became
apparent that he had suffered a
serious relapse. They remained at
the bedside throughout the night.
At the close Of the last session,
Representative Lazaro completed Is
years Of service in the House. He
was elected four times without op.
position and was reelected last
November to serve In the Seven.
tieth Congress which will convene
in December.
Representative Lazaro was born
June S, 1872, in Vile Platte, La.
He was educated as a physician
and practiced medicine from 1894
until 1918.
During his service in Congress
Doctor Lazaro never hesitated to
differ with his Democratic col.
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MUST HAVE NEW.
TAGS APRIL |

Tomorrow is the last day for
taxes, tax returns, tags and drivers
permits, District officials warned
today.
April Fools Day will have more
significance than usual If motorists
attempt to drive their cars with
1926 tags on that day, Superinten-
dent of Licenses Wade III. Coonlbs
announced. Tomorrow is the last
day for purchase of 1927 tags.
Second installments of real and
personal taxes must be raid tomor-
row or they will be subject to a
fine of / per cent April / and the
first of each month thereafter.
Personal tax returns must be
filed tomorrow or a fine of 20 per
cent viii be added to the tax.
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bumps HADLEY
TAKEN ILL

TAMPA, Fla, March 30.-Irvlng
Bumps" Hadley, Washington rookie
pitcher OF great promise, awole SUI.
fering from severe abdominal pains
that threaten to be an attack Of
acute appendicitis.
He remained in bed under the care
Of Trainer Mike Martin and a phySl.
clan was to be summoned in case no
improvement followed Martins treat.
lnent.
Hadley pitched three innings
against the world champions yester
day. but It was not till this morning
that he was found to be III.
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3 DIE in FIRE: 1 INJURED IN Leap
BLAZE DAMAGE
IS 100000
By InternatlOnaI News servlee


FRANKLIN, N. H.. March 3d.
Two women and a man lost their
lives. another man was seriously
injured in a 50.foot leap into 4 life
net, and 81 other men and women
were rescued by firemen, police and
volunteers early today when q
100000 fire swept the syndicate
block, in the business district here.
The dead: Miss Mamie OsBrien.
IS; Mrs. Emma Philbrook. 6S, and
George Gage, so.
Fred Benjamin, IS, suffered a
broken back when, poised. at the
edge of the roof, he jumped so feet
through fire and smoke to. a life
net held by those on the street
below.
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Gets 6O-Day Jail Term
For Theft of OyercOat

John ]. Chesley, colored went to
cabaret on Seventh Street, not
long ago and put his $65 overcoat
on a chair while he walked across
the floor to speak to a lady friend
Of mine" and when he went back
to his seat the overcoat had dis
appeared.
He told Judge Hit in Police
Court today that he saw the coat
last Saturday night on the back of
Roy w. Ellis, colored, at a cabaret
dance at the Colorado, Twelfth and
U Streets. Ellis claimed he had
bought the coat from a man on
Seventh Street, but he had for
gotten his name. He will spend
sixty days in Jail.
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Pop Larkin Dies

FOLLOWING an Hines Of sew.
eraI months, Thomas p. LarI1in,
one Of the oldest employees Of The
Washington Times, known effcc-
tiOnately as "Pop," died at George
town University Hospital today.
He was 81 years old. For 20
years he was route manager of
the circulation department OF The
Times.
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SINCLAIR ASKS.
new TRIAL
BY LAWRENCE SULLIVAN
international News Service

Harry f. sinclair I1gnt 10 avoid
Jail was resumed in the District
Supreme Court today with argu.
ments before Justice William Hitz
on the oil magnate's motion for a
new trial in the recently concluded
contempt proceeding.
After conclusion of the argyll
ments, Justice Hitz announced he
would hand down his decision to-
morrow.
Sinclair was convicted by q jury
in Justice Hits court two weeks
ago, but will not be formally sen.
fenced until the conclusion of the
present motion for a new trial. The
statute under which he was indicted
carries mandatory penalty of one
month to one year in the District
Jail and fine of 500 to $1,000.
The next step in the ordinary
course, should Justice Hitz deny the
new trial, as seems likely, would be
to carry the case to the District
Court of Appeals. and thence to the
Supreme Court.
Sinclair, lessee Of the celebrated
Teapot Dome, Wyoming, naval oil
reserve, was convicted of contempt
of the Senate for having refused to
answer certain questions of The ia.
nous oil investigating committee
in 1924. The unanswered questions
had to do with the multi.millionaire
oil mans negotiations with former
Secretary ofsthe Interior Albert B.
Fall. Fall and Sinclair both await
trial in the District court here next
month on charges OF conspiracy to
defraud the Government in the
leasing negotiations.
Today's proceeding, however, was
confined entirely to the contempt
case, in which the defense attorneys.
George p. Hoover, of Washington,
and Martin w. Littleton, of New
York, attacked the jury's verdict on
20 points of law and evidence.
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MISTINGUETTE


leagues. especially on tariff ques.
tions.
Doctor Lazaro leaves his widow,
who was Miss Mary Curley, of
Lake Charles, son, Ladislas, who
is still in school, and three daugh-
ters. Mrs. E.. C. Lake. Mrs. South,
Trimble, jr., and Mrs. Allen III.
White, all of whom reside in, Wash.
ington. !,
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07

MY successor says Mussolini, has not been born -
So the world might well reconcile itself to 30 or 40
more years Of it.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07
GLORY ENOUGH ZOE AL

The tendency IN quarters to consider the flight
of Chamberlin and Levine from New York to Germany
as sort of anti iclimaX to Lindberghs New York to
Paris hop, is mistaken
Chamberlins feat detracts in no way from the won
derful performance OF Lndbergh and at the time
1t ADDS news aureis to the history Of American ava-
ton OF which all Americans may we'll be proud.
Both trips have proved to the world that America is
still IN the foremost ranks of aviation, only with
regard to construction OF planes, but in ability to sup
ply men to fly them.
For several years past of the United States have
been cast quite frequently in the role of onlookers,
lar as progress IN aviation concerned We read of
numerous feats performed by foreign flyers and
considered backward because commercial aviation here
has not reached the high plane that in
ope Though this still be true Llndbergh and Cham
berlin e demonstrated % American capital
that development Of commercial ar travel offers ex
pect to great strides in this connection within the
next few years
Of almost equal Importance with the mechanical
trumphs of avlaors, is their ability diplomats,
in creating goodwill between this country and France
and Germany.
Linabergh in Paris did wonders to strengthen the
rather strained feeling exhibited by the French since
the war. ChamberIln and Levine III Germany be
depended upon to do equally well there. The rous-
ing reception given botn flyers by the peoples of the
countries III which they landed, Will do to
hance the standing OF the United States in European
nations than any number of diplomatic missions could
accomplish.
ChamDern is not arti-climaX. He is a diamond
of the trst water 'aIIee Charlie Lndbergh."
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07
Brawley Arena
-. Has Good Bill


fWi.h. no 'fiss4h scheduled at the
'1ota9a rtuiS this mts4s; ~,,tasaiy- local
foli9a.ers If; tho ring ,gslpr'TiA be
.6n' hapd az Brawle@ f5ltiglt when
X. Q. Simhson 6tsst1ffs lcity. meets
I'fankiS Burns OF Los angeles in
the main event.
Second only to this fight in in
terest is the Battling Johnson-Hom-
er Gaines argument, which is down
on the card for the scmi-final.
johnson has two decision over HOm-
cr aud the latter is trying TO get
going so he can pile points on his
side of the ledger.
Martin Guerro and Richard Ran.
die, who just about opened a slaugh-
! ter house in the ring here three
week, ago, are due to settle their
argument, called draw at that
tune.
Vic Luccro and Bob Lindsey open
tic show ut $50
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07
LEAGUE HOPES
TO ASSIST IN
DISARMAMENT
BY HENRY WC1L

Omitted Press St.iT correspondent
GENEVA. June In Il last eff
fert to accomplish something
toward disarmament before the
Coolidge thrce-powcr naval confer
cncc takes over the question, 4
special committee of the League of
Nations convened here today for
the purpose Of drafting uniform
armamcnts budget,
Although the League 5 prcpara-
tory disarmament commission has
definitely decided that nothing can
be accomplished ut the present time
toward attaining disarmament by
limiting armamcntS, the commission
officially expressed the hope that
this might be done at some future
disarmament conference.
The United States, England, 1t
alv and Japan were among the lead
ing powers who opposed efforts TO
reduce ornaments 10y limiting bud
gets. which, it was insisted, Is
merely an indirect method wheL
reduction can best be secured by di-
rect methods.
While awaiting the moment, how
ever, when budgets can be limited,
it was decided to perfect a system
that would permit of the fullest
possible publicity of armamcnts cN-
penditures as well as of comparison.
At The present time this is rendered
exceedingly difficult because the
system of budgcting of each coun-
try is so different and useful com
parisons are almost impossible.
The committee of budget experts
which lnet today will endeavor to
prepare form of model armament
budget. The various nations will
not be asked to adopt this for their
own use. but merely to use it in
preparing a statement of their ar
maments expenditures which will
be filed later with the League Of
Nations. This will permit every
nation to see just what each other
nation is doing oa the principal
items OF ornaments expenditure.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07
SECRETARY OF
KEWANIS GIVES
YEARLY REPORT

MEMPHIS, Tenn, June 7.-Therc
are, $40 Kiwanis clubs in the prin
cipal cities of the United States and
Canada u.th a membership of l00,-
100, according; to Fred G. w. Park
cr, OF Chicago, International secre-
tary of kiNanis, who gave his an
nual report today to the delegates
assembled here this week fQt the
llth convention of the organization.
"Since the Montreal convention
in June, 1926, there have been built
no new clubs. New members from
these clubs added 3,755 to the total
membership, - Parker stated.
Two outstanding accomplishments
Of the past year were greeted with
applause by the Niwanians today.
One WIS the progress made by ki-
wanians of the Indiana kiwanis
district in building Il $l50,000.00
wing to lc Riley Memorial hos
pital at sdianaPolis for a crippled
children 5 hospital. In 1922 ki-
wanians Of the district pledged
themselves TO complete This work,
and we are now proud of our ac-
complishment,' - Carl +. Eudicott,
Andrews, Ind, told thc members.
The second achievement was the
activity of Kiwauis clubs in West
Virginia since 1921 in Il $50, 100000
state road program. Sentiment
las now been built to favor another
issue, SO that the good work already
begun may be continued until the
state becomes a network ot paved
highways" Albert Snedeller, Wheel
ing. W. Va, chairman of the Ki-
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07

q; 1927. r. J. Reynolds Tobacco
Company, WinstonS Salem, ~. {.
Imperial Valley press., 1927-06-07
Pair May Face
Serious Charge

B, ". Wheat, arrested by the
state traffic squad Sunday night,
has been formally charged with
reckless driving but may face more
serious charges, it was said at the
sheriff's office this morning. An
Investigation is being made into the
ownership of the automobile in
which he and his brother were rid
ing at the time of their arrest.
y wire was sent to the llattics-
burg Motor Co., at Hattiesburg,
Miss, aud brought ii reply that
Wheat had taken the ear without
the company conscnt. The tele-
gram, however, gave no information