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Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24
Lincoln City

FRANK NdQdKln WHO Is well anu
favorably known among all of the
poultrymen of the state, being super
intendent of the North American Egg
Laying Contest for number Of
years and considered to be one of
the best poultry authorities in the
State, both in chick and laying stock
will give his service to those who
purchase chicks from the firm, Lin
coin Hatchery. Mr.. Vadakin is erect
ing a concrete building on his farm
to accommodate two Smiths incu-
bators, $4,000 capacity, and orders
have already begun to rush in. He IS
also having circulars printed adYls-
ing the feeding of the stock, and
those who want good healthy chicks
should get busy and get in for the
early dates.
VIM. w. Truitt, road builder, and
contractor, has recently purchased a
new Buick roadster.
Joe Unson and family and Eugene
Southard of Mahoney City, Pa, spent
the past weekend with their par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Southard'
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Clendanlel en-
tertained on Sunday, Mr.. and MIS-
Chas. McCleary and daughter Dorls
of Haddonfeld, N. ].
Mrs. Elizabeth Whitehead, Mrs.
Kate Beardsley, Mrs. VIM. Chlpman
and Miss Carrie Houston spent FIJI
dav at Townsend as the guests OF
Geo. H. Wiggin and family.
The regular semi-monthly business
and social meeting of the Womens
christian Temperance Union VIII
meet at the home of Mrs. e. +. Bur-
ris at Milford on Tuesday afternoon
lime 2Sth. Text word Truth" A
full attendance is desired. Trans
nortation will be made for all VINO
will meet at the church at 1:30 p
m.
Geo Marker. wife and daughter,
Catharine, spent Saturday and sun
day in Philadelphia.
Robert Morgan and wife of Robel-
ling. N. j., was at home with his
narents. Mr.. and Mrs. Jos. Morgan
over the weekend.
Miss Nellie Beardsley of Baltimore
has been spending few days Wlth
her mother, Mrs. Kate Beardsley.
She left Tuesday morning for Dallas,
Texas. where she is employed as
nurse.
Miss Marguerite Redden of Elklns
Park. Pa. was the guest of Miss
Marian Clendaniel on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. T. Chlpman
spent the past week in Laurel.
Mr.. and Mrs Lester Clendanlel
and daughter Wanda are making an
extended visit through Pennsylvania,
New York, Atlantic City and New
Jersey.
Geo. Dougherty and wife and Ar
thur Roberts of Erie, Pa, spent
Thursday of last week with Ora
Roberts and wife.
Miss Julia Steele of Lewes is the
guest of her cousin, Miss Grace
Swain.
Rev. and Mrs. w. c. Buckson at
tended the Ministerial Association at
fredericksburg, Md, on Monday, June
18th.
Mrs. Laura Walls entertained
number of friends at her cottage at
Slaughter Beach on Thursday of
last week. Among those present
were Rev. and Mrs. Otis P. JEFFERSON
of Crumpton, Md, Rev. and Mrs. W.
G. Buckson and Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. T.
Jefferson.
Services Sunday as follows: Prea-
ching 10 a. m. Subject "The Queen OF
Sheba." Sunday school IL a. m.
Slaughter Neck: Sunday school z
D. m. Preaching p. m.
Cedar Neck: Children's Day SER
vices at 1880 p. m.
Rev. w. C. Buckson, pastor
Call at Morrison's Store for Pet
tvs Bread.
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24
MeLl, Pnncnkas

Ne1 Pancakes
Pancakes7 OF coursel Every
family. likes them, sour milk, and
buckwheat. But have you ever tried
rye pancakes? Delicious. The fol-
lowing recipe is contributed by
Miss Lucy G. Allen, principal of the
Boston School of Cookery.
Mix one cup each of rye meal and
hraad fa,I- o. fourth cI,n af snGar
two teaspoons of cream of tartar.
one teaspoon of soda, one teaspoon
of salt and one-half teaspoon of
grated nutmeg.
Add one well-beaten egg and one
cup of milk. Beat well and drop by
spoonfuls into deep fat. Drain on
soft paper and serve hot with maple
or any good sweet syrup.
Rice CriddEe Cakes
Rice griddle cakes have made a
name for themselves down south,
And there's no reason why folks
everywhere should not like them.
Miss Rosa Michaelis, New Orleans
cooking expert, gives her recipe for
them.
/ cup boiled rice
l cup milk
/ cup -four
egg
teaspoons shortening
l teaspoon salt
teaspoons baking powder
Mix rice, milk, melted shortening,
salt and well beaten egg. Sift the
dry ingredients and add to first
mixture. Mix thoroughly and bake
on hot creased griddle.
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24

ment in my letter DoX, wrote MIS-.
Hegmann, "and took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and got
relief" Mrs. Hegmann also took
Lydia e. Pinkham's Herb Medicine
and Lydia E. Pinkham's Pills for
Constipation, with good results. She
says, 81 am recommending your
medicines to all I know who have
symptoms the same as mine, and to
others whom I think it will help.
You may use my statement as a tes-
timonial, and 1 will answer any let
ters sent to me by women who would
like information regarding your
medicines"
There are women in your state
perhaps in your town-who have
written letters similar to this one
telling how much Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has
helped them.
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24
WORLDS BIGGEST vICTROLA

Visitors to Riverview Beach
(Pennsville, N. J. }, heard last Fri
day for the first time what is prob
ably the most spectacular musical
instrument ever invented. 1t is a
gigantic talking machine, from the
throat of which came the amplified
voices of great singers, the strains
of famous dance orchestras, and
the resounding "com-pah" of cele-
brated bands. Although rendering
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24

LITTLE by little the solid ranks of sports
:lothes are giving way to allow for the
growing popularity of daytime frocks
that are simple and smart without being
strictly of the sports family. Such is the
pretty frock above which may be made
In one of the silk or cotton crepes or in
light wool material. The interesting
yoke descends into two stitched points
at the side-front and into a third point
1t the center of the. back; while simple
little collar falls into tie ends at the
'front.' Three is again the magic number
with the tiers that lie fiat across the front
and sides of the frock. The belt of self
material is edged with narrow metallic
naid (Cobwioht. 1927. bV Bmferick)
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24

a rundown con-
dition and could
not do her house
work. She could
not sleep atnight.
Her story is not
an unusual one.
Thousands Of
women find them
selves in a SINH
lar condition at
sometimein their
lives. 81 found
your advertise
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24
Hot WnmeaI


And where can you ind q dish
more enticing than waffles, served
with rich maple syrup, corn syrup,
or molasses? The following recipe
is also Miss Nichaelis':
2h cups -four
2 cups milk
Az teaspoons baking powder
eggs
IN teaspoons shortening
l teaspoon salt
Sift dry ingredients; add milk to
the yolks of eggs. Beat thoroughly
and add to dry ingredients, now the
melted shortening and mix in the
beaten whites of the eggs. Bake
well in hot waffle irons. kSome of
the modern devices REQUIRE no
grease in the baking. Serve at once.
Many women set the table the
night before, and have all cooking
out, to save time in the morning.
This avoids much needless early
morning confusion.
Oil stove users will be glad to
know of wick cleaner which fits
over wicks, and removes all char and
unevenness at a simple turning.
Very inexpensive and saves hands.
Whittier Clothes
Did you know that clothes rinsed
in hard water require very little
bluing, and are winter than when
rinsed in soft water?
Watch for anoths. inferssfins cooking
column NEXT Spssk)
Milford chronicle., 1927-06-24

Some people can make us positive
iy happy if they will leave us alone
and keep out Of our sight %
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
self FOR
LOVE Of AUNT

Violently in love with his aunt
Mrs. Olive Cain. IS, of 103 Warren
Ave, Aurora Hills. Va, William
Cecil Clardy. %, of Cheyenne. Wyo.,
penned a hasty farewell and shot
himself Saturday when he called and
was not admitted to the house. He
died instantly.
The note read: "T hope you live a
happy life. No one could love you as
/ do.
Clardy arrived in Washington
Friday, registering at the Driscoll
Hotel.
On his body were found instruc-
tons TO notify Earl Lewis, of the
Memorial Hospital, Cheyenne, Wyo.,
and ship the body to Samuel Clardy,
Placid. Tex.
The body is being prepared for
shipment at the undertaking estab-
lishment OF C. j. Ives at Claren-
don, Va,
Beside the body OF Clardy lies that
of James Daniel Hail. 3s. who shot
himself yesterday at his home on
Dennem Road, Arlington county.
Hall was Texan, employed at the
Bureau of Engraving and Printing
as an electrician. He had been suf-
fering from melancholia for some
time, his family said, He leaves a
wife and three children. Mildred,
Allen and James, jr. DIR. H. B.
Swain, coroner, issued certificate
of death by suicide.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
HOLD.
ELECTIONS

Three Washington suburbs are
holding local elections today bring.
ing to a close bitter political cam
paigns in which insurgents are
seeking control of municipal affairs.
At noon today leaders working
around the polls in Hyattsyille,
Riverdale and Mt. Rainier stated
the largest vote ever polIed in those
places was being cast.
In Hyattsville, the biggest fight
IL in the second and third wards.
In the former, Joseph III. Rogers,
Harry A. Boswell and Charles J..
Ketcham are seeking the office OF
George Fl. Morley, councilman. who
declined to stand for reelection.
The famous Hyattsvflle third ward
got thrill early today when the
fire department was called to ex.
tinguish burning Ku .Klux Khan
cross on the front lawn of Joseph
r. Steele, who is opposing T., b.
Teale, active Klansman, in the race
for councilman. Both are Protes.
tants.
Two factions are seeking control
in Mt. Rainier. one headed by
Mayor ]. Howard Beall, who is
seeking reelection, and Former
Mayor Fred Negus, who is oppos.
ing him. There will be $50 1000
available for Mt. Rainier sidewalk
construction this year.
Three candidates are seeking the
mayors job in Riverdale-J. Bur-
rows Waters. former mayor: Robert
b. McCaphin, who Is indorsed by
the Taxpayers League. and f. S.
Aldridge, Justice OF the peace.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
THE MEMORIAL
on FOR
MEMORIAL

The drive to erect. through pub
lie subscription, a memorial to the
war dead of the District got under
way today.
With proclamation from the
District Commissioners calling on
Washingtonians to subscribe to the
$4,000 fund. more than 200 team
workers began a canvass of the
city while the radio, the movie
screen and other agencies echoed
the spirit Of the campaign. They
Died for Us-Their Memory Must
Live"
AS Washington's 10000 school
children gathered in their schools
today they were told of the cam.
paign and the part they are asked
to play. Boy and Girl Scouts were
distributing envelopes and buttons,
the use of which will mark Wash.
ingtonians as builders OF the
memorial.
Police and fire stations were
authorized to receive contributions
to the drive and police and firemen
are competing for two cups which
have been offered by the Memorial
Commission to the precinct and fire
station turning in the largest con.
tributions at the end OF the week.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
HEARING ON BUS
|. FARES ASKED
Times staff PhOtOs

The Public, Utilities Commission
was petitioned today by the Wash.
ington Rapid Transit Co. to re.
sumo hearings on q straight 10-cent
cash fare plea.
The hearings were halted last
fan when William NICK. Clayton,
chairman of the public utilities
committee of the Federation Of
Citizens Association, questioned the
legality of the ownership OF the
company's stock by the North
American Company, Of New York
city.
The commission notified the COM
pany that the hearing would not
be resumed until this legal techni-
caIity had been ironed out. Now
Harley Wilson, director OF the
North American Company, has no
titled the commission that he will
personally buy the transit COM
pany's stock from the North Ameri.
can Company. This will clear the
situation.
The petition has been referred to
Peoples Counsel Ralph B. Flea
harty, for an opinion as to whether
the commission should resume the
hearings. The petition states that
the company has continually lost
money. and the deficit is prevent.
ing purchase Of badly needed equip
ment.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
D. c. MAN, IDA
YEARS, DEAD

Descendants to the number of
ia will he mourners today at the
funeral of Gilbert Krupsaw, 104
years old. member Of a Russian
family noted for their longevity.
who died yesterday at his home,
1886 Quincy st. n. w.
At the age of IS. Mr.. Krupsaw
came to this country from Russia,
where he had been a farmer. He
became a naturalized American. His
five children had preceded him to
this country as immigrants and
had 65 children and A grand
children of their own.
Mr.. krupsaw's father lived to be
-103 and his grandfather 10S years
old.
A few years after his arrival
in the United States, Mr.. Krupsaw
acquired a fluent knowledge. of
English and took an active interest
in politics. He was active until
about three weeks ago, when illness
confined him to his bed. Death
was due to old age.
The children who survive are a
daughter, Mrs. Sarah Wolfman, 1140
Sixth st. N W., and four sons.
Harry !. of Riverdale, Md, Nathan
and holman of the Quincy Street
address and Abram, of Baltimore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
INJURED
IN COLLISION

Following a collision at New
Jersey. Ave. and e st. 8. E., in
which seven persons were injured,
police last night arrested two
colored women and charged them
with intoxication. Later. Harry
Hargrove. colored. 64. Pierce st.
N. W., gave himself up to face a
'hit-and-run" charge.
The police say that Hargrove's
automobile collided with car driven
by Lulu p, Kirk. 319 1 st. N. E.,
causing injuries to Miss Kirk, Mrs.
Elinor McLandon. 20, 1923 East
Capitol ST., Mrs. Goldie Norfolk, "a,
of the same address. and her son,
James Norfolk. s years old.
May Herbert, colored, 10, 113E
First st. N. W.; Mamie Dyer
colored. 81, 224 L st. s. W. and
Sam Coleman, colored. IS. 451 H
st. n. W., were also injured. All
were treated at Providence hospital
for cuts and bruises.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
What's Doing Today
and Tomorrow
TODAY

TODAY
Convention omen's National Farm
and Garden Association. Wardman Park
InitiatIon--TalI Cedars Of Lebanon.
Willard Hotel. 3 p. m.
), Dinner--salesman's Club. Hotel Ham
ilton. 8 p. m.
Card Party-Daughters OF the Ameri-
can Revolution, Hamilton Hotel, 8 pm.
Meeting Sixteenth Street Highlands
CITIZENS association, Sixth Presbyterian
Church. p. M.
Meeting-Takoma Park Citizens Asso-
citation, Takoma Library p. m.
Meeting Columbia Heights Citizens
Association, Columbia Heights Chris
tian Church, 5 D. m.
q, tt.1 Ew6i,s'.a Park Citizens Assoc
sol E ST. N. w.
Meeting--Graduate Nurses Associa.
citation. 1897 K st. N, w.. $3.50 p. IN.
Mesting-kalIipoiia Grotto, Masonic
DinDes-chicago Association Of Com
merce, Mayflower Hotel, z p. m.
Aircraft Show-Bolling Field.
General Contractors, Washington Hotel.
Convention-United States ChambeE
OF Commerce, Washington Hotel.
TOMORROW
Concert-Soldiers Home Band, stan.
ley Hall. Soldiers Home. 5:45 p. m.
Joint acknowledgements Com
mercial Conference and United States
Chamber, Of Commerce. Auditorium. 9
p. M
Dinner Clinical Club, Congressional
Country Club, 2 .. m.
World Welfare Conference and Art
administration Hotel, p. m.
Iuncheon-Civitan Club, Chestnut
Farms Dairy. 1880 p. m.
Lecture-Y F. Calverton. Playhouse,
| s p. m.
! convsniion--American Association Of
Trade Executives. Washington Hotel
Art Exhibit-Phillips Memorial Gal.
lery, . 70 ,. m.
Card Party-Hadassah. ,RAIslsh Hotel
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
Class of 80 Confirmed
By Bishop Freeman

The Rev. w. n. Pettus, pastor OF
st. Marks Episcopal Church, Third
and A Streets Southeast. presented
a class of thirty-eight to oe con.
firmed yesterday by the Right Rev.
James e. Freeman.
Five years ago the Rev. Mr..
Pettus assumed the pastorate of st.
Marks Church. Bishop Freeman
in sermon congratulated the
rector for his accomplishments:
erection of a new parish house, end
electric lights and memorial win
doWs installed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
LESSON OF SACRIFICE
WIFE BAT Ties
EN0CH ARDEN

The tangled marital ties of Mrs
Matte e. Walsh. formerly Mrs.
Matte E. Simmons, wife OF Robert
A. simmons. today was brought to
the District Supreme Court with
the plea Of the wife and the. first
husband that they be divorced.
Simmons is suing his wife for
| an absolute divorce, naming a co
respondent, Harry z. Walsh. and
| charges that his wife had six chill
dren by Walsh.
The wife in her answer filed in
| the court today declares that she
/ is the victim of circumstances. in
which fate has played a prominent
part.
Thought Dead in War
She alleges that she married her
second husband after her former
husband, soldier in the World
War, was reported dead on the field
Of battle. ChronologicaIly, the wife
tells the court, the following:
That they were married in No
vember, 1905, that her husband de-
serted her in February Is, 1910, and
in 1916 she sued him for a divorce.
January IL, 1917, she received the
following registered letter from
her sister:
Dear Mattie--I Just had a letter
from friend of Bob's saying that
he Is dead. He was killed in the
war and died game the letter said.
I don't know what Win Simmons
brotherl will say. (SigneO Belle"
To this letter was poscript: Il
hate to tell the children, but must
for 1t is best that they know"
Mrs. Walsh, nee Simmons, tells
| the court, that she then consulted
Robert E.. Wells, her attorney and
that the divorce proceedings were
dropped and Mr.. Wells told her
that she could remarry.
Accordingly, on April %. 1917, she
was married to Walsh here in the
District of Columbia and since that
time they have reared six children
at the home, $50 Elliott Pl. N. E,
Like Enoch Arden
Everybody was happy and serene
until the morning Of April 10.
There came a tap at the door. The
wife responded to the knock and
opened the door. There stood Bob
the same Bob reported dead on the
field Of battle.
Whose children are these" the
long missing husband demanded, as
the six children of Walsh and his
former wife appeared one by one
The following day. on April H.
the husband filed his action for alb.
solute divorce. Attorney John r
Lillard represents the wife.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
Archbishop To Be Guest
OF Curley Club Meeting

The Most Rev. Michael ]. Curley,
Archbishop Of Baltimore. will be the
guest tonight of the Curley Club,
named in his honor. The fifth ami.
Versary OF the organization will be
celebrated at the meeting, which will
be held in the Catholic Daughters
Auditorium, 601 E st. N. w.
Patrick j. Haltigan, reading clerk
OF the House of Representatives, will
also be a speaker. as will Charles w,
Darr and the Rev. Francis x. Cav.
anaugh.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
Corn" in Joke, Nearly
Cost Drinker His Life

A practical joke last night almost
cost Morris Bowden, "a, of s14 G
st: n. E.. his life. He is recovering
today in his home.
Bowden was visiting a friend at
12S Pennsylvania Ave. N. W., he
said. and the latter said there is
some corn over In that drawer"
Taking the offer literally, Bowden
found the bottle and took a drink.
The corn" was corn medicine. and
Bowden went to Casualty Hospital,
where DR.. Joseph Angelo removed
the offending LIQUID.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
W. vlRGINIAMS TO ELECT

The annual election of officers OF
the West Virginia Society will be
held May 4, at Fourteenth and
Kenyon Streets Northwest. The
election win be followed by an en-.
tertainment and dancing. E. r.
Morgan. 1917 Bellevue Terrace, is
president.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
Council Of K. G. Will
Celebrate Birthday

Washington Council, No. 224,
Knights of Columbus, win celebrate
its thirtieth anniversary tonight
with banquet at Rauscher's. About
$500 guests will attend, it is ex.
pected.
The council was founded April Is,
1897, with q membership of IS. It
now has over loo, members.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
HEBREW AGED BANQUET

The Social Club of the Hebrew
Home for the Aged held a banquet
and dance in Harvey's restaurant
last night in celebration of the
Clubs thirteenth anniversary. The
program. in charge OF Ben Frank,
president, included songs and speak
erg
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
TAKoMA LEAGUE TO ELECT

The annual election of officers
will feature tonight's meeting Of
the Takoma Park, Nd, Community
League. in the Takoma Park Pres,
byterian Church. President Ralph
e. Gould win preside.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
VERMONT SUGAR PARTY

The Vermont State Society win
hold a maple sugar party EVednes.
day night at Rauscher's which At.
eOrney General John q. Sergeant
has promised to attend. It is the
twenty-sixth annual party and will
be featured by old. fashioned dances.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
GOVERNMENT CLERKS, SONG


GOVERNMENT CLERKS SONG
Ny country, It's of thee,
Land Of Efficiency;
Chiefs get more pGy:
But you and / can yell
Till tolls the passing bell,
Still orr hopes fail to ".jeU'
And fG-Gde G-aCdy!
GENE BLOSSOM.
~
re OLD MUSTACHE CUP
In the Christmas days OF long ago
The event we did not signaIixe
BY giving our poor old husbands
Cotton socks and gaudy ties.
No, We thought too much Of them,
And IN the presents and line-ups
We gave them loving confederation
by buying them mustaehe cups.
AUNT DEDA.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02

Charlie ChGpl is great
cut up as G4snoUie actor. That
court decision that he must
pay his. Vife $500 a month
Glimony tOill probably make
him carry on scGnddlouslv"
outside the films. G. H. D.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
ASK GLASS TARIFF RAISE,

A so per cent increase in the tariff
on window and plate glass was
recommended to President Coolidge
today by Senator Reed R) of Penn.
sylvania.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02

The girl lOho permits too
much 1etting before marriage
frequently gets too little
aftertoard. GRANDMA.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
GENTLEMEN, PREFER
BLONDES. !"

Department Of Commerce sta
tisttcs shot0 that the 1OeGring of
feaOer clothes By tUomem has pat
1000 qctive clothing mGnMfac-
tureYs out of business IN the last
fen years. There has been a great
Increase IN the use of peroxide,
hoqOever. Just so their hair Is
augu bIedcked the matter. of
clothes amounts to nothing.
One difference betUeen these
days and that of Zee is that
Zoe didn't knoap anything about
per01ide. HAMBONE HAL.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02

"Why is an amateur broad
casting station and = mother-in.
law alike?"
Because they are both gener-
ally in the air and cause lot Of
local interference" c. G.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
IT MAY BE 2RUE

Most war songs are forgotten.
Few with us ever abide,
But MendeIssohn wrote the greatest
s.Here comes the brider'
GINGER JAKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02
SPEAKING OF EGGS

@Hop do goa like your egg?"
Waiter asked the brunette.
81 can't tell" she said,
= married him on a bet.''
STEAMBOAT STEVE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02

Il was standing in front Of
mirror the other day when my
brother-in-Iaw asked me to lend
him forty-five cents"
''VEelI, did he get it?'
II could see myself giving il to
hin" H. D. B.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02

Great gosh, Blu, a Chicago
Judge takes the part of a.
dowmtrOdden husband against
his aDife and tiUo dozen cats
she insisted on keeping. She
must choose betWee1 cats or
hubby. That Is certainly the
eats pajdaas. GUS G.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1927-05-02

G. Proper, of Reading, Mass,
not only does but is.