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The Nome nugget., 1927-06-04

The woman who used to blush if seen wearing an evening hat before , ?. m, has q daughter who goes to business in less than her mother thought necessary for so- ing to bed.
The Nome nugget., 1927-06-04

A Kentuckian lady advertised for her cat which disappeared dur ing fall cleaning. We are inclined to think 1t didn't take firm enough stance at the approach of the vacuum cleaner.
The Nome nugget., 1927-06-04

Whether the whiskey is poured out or down depends on whether 1t is captured by county or city officials.
The Nome nugget., 1927-06-04

If woman thinks she's plump. that's sign that all the other women think she's a fot gob
The Nome nugget., 1927-06-04
the Red Cross work from Memphis and was enroute from conference on reconstruction work of the flood devastated valley.

&4&
 .oK E S.
 The weigh of the transgressor is short.
 Naturally, the more truth is stretched the worse it hurts.
 Every village cut-up cherishes the belief that he is devil of a fellow in his own home town.
 A man is known by the com pany he keeps: a company Is known by the men it keeps.
 Nine times out of ten the nagging wife is married to tagging hus- band.
 Definition Concentration is persons ability to keep his eyes on the cards in strip poker game.
 A friend of ours says that no fish ever gets cuaght as long as he keeps his mouth shut.
 Questionable places-Bureaus of Information
 Your conscience was given you to regulate your own. not your conduct.
 The man who wants little here below generally has it.
 Sound goes around the world. it is announced. in the fraction of a second. but the record still is held by scandal.
 A local lady saw picture of the leaning tower of Pisa the other ] day.
 Well. the fellow was drunk who built that silo." she said
 If woman thinks she's plump, that's a sign that all the other women think she's a fot eob.
 She: "Why did you send me that alarm clock for birthday present."
 He; Well. you said you liked rings"
 What we'd like to know is where the people who live beyond their incomes get the money with which to live beyond their in- comes
 I've tried nuts as food. but they don't agree with me" What kind did you try?"
 "Doughnuts."
 Fortune Teller-you will marry 3 tall, dark man.
 Girl-Can't you be specific. All four of them are tall and dark.
 Whether the whiskey is poured out or down depends on whether 1t is captured by county or city officials.
 Some of the legs we see make us sigh for the good old days when our imaginations didn't have so much time for loafing. How times have changed! Lock. stock and barrel no longer refer to a gun.
 What's become of the old-fash- oned preacher who believed that l sermon to be big had to be long? He:-Let's kiss an make up.
 She:-Well, do you expect me to
The Nome nugget., 1927-06-04

Fortune Teller-you will marry a tall, dark man.
 Girl-Can't you be specific. All four of them are tall and dark
, 1927-05-04
BUFFALO BILL TOWN DOINCS

Max Wilde CT th3 Valley ranch
was a Sunday visitor in Cody.
w. R. Todd of PnehforK com
munity was in Cody Monday on
business and called at the Enter
prise office.
For Mothers Day, May 9Th. Your
mother will get a lot of pleasure
out of a nice pair of slippers or
a pair of pure thread silk hose.
Dave Jones.
G.. w. Giles was in from the Rat
'tlesnake creek district Saturday to
get poison wheat from the Farm
Bureau office. He is poisoning
prairie dogs on his ranch.
Miss Margaret Eells and Clarice
Clemens were in Powell Saturday
the guests of Misses June Selby and
Impo Bradley who were hostesses at
an informal tea that afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. J.. NJ. Schwoob and
Miss Marie Laird motored. to Grey
bull Sunday to spend the day with
friends. They were accompanied
by Mrs. Walker and Miss Jane
Carlow.
Miss Gladys Horner, teacher at
the Pat O'Hara school has suffered
a breakdown and is unable
to finish her term of school. Miss
Kinler of Powell is substituting for
her.
Mrs. Mildred Anderson drove to
Powell Saturday to secure a sub
stitute teacher for the Pat O'Hara
school, and while there attended
the tea given by Misses June SelDy
and sImpo Bradley.
Friends who visited Earl Newton
in the hospital in Powell Sunday re-
port that he is steadily improving.
His son, Judd, will remain at home
to look after the ranch while his
father is unable to attend to the
work.
, 1927-05-04
OIL OPERATOR
TO DRILL WELL In
SOUTH ELK BASIN

Miss Lettie Thompson, who has
p very good acquaintance over in
the Elk Basin and Powell commun-
tiles has completed all arrange
ments for the drilling of a well on
a 2542 acre permit which is located
in the southern part of the Elk
Basin field. The well will be
south of a test well made by the
Old Colony Co., several years ago.
Miss Thomson went to Salt creek
and purchased some thirty tons Of
oil drilling equipment and may be
now classed as n of Wyoming's
most prominent oil operators.
, 1927-05-04
TURKEY EGGS

Bourbon Reds. SO cents each, lots
of 100 or more 40 cents a
Mammoth Bronze. Superior Mar
ragansetts and Mammoth White
Holland rs cents each. Lots of
100 of more so cents each, deliver
ed by parcel post. postage paid.
Safe arrival and 80 per ZEN fer
tility guaranteed. Send for a free
copy of u 80 page book of in
structions for turkey raisers.
Worlds largest and best Turkey
breeding farm. Axtell Turkey
Farm. Bloomington. Indiana.
, 1927-05-04
TURN Ar INTERSECTIONS

Notice is herby given hat on and
after May LIST. traffic rules will be
rigidly enforced on Sheridan ave-
nue.. in Cody, Wyoming. Cars are
to be parked at the curb. and turn
ing in the streets will only be per-
mitted at intersections. You are
urged to lend your cooperation in
enforcing these rules that no ar
rests may be made necessary.
CARL HAMMITT,
4-27 Sd Town Marshall.
, 1927-05-04

Billy Howell was down from
Holm Lodge early this week.
Try our Health Bread. Made en-
tirely of whole wheat at the Cody
Bakery.
W. o. Taylor is driving a new
Buick sedan purchased through the
Powell agency.
Elmer Lush is quarantined for
scarlet fever at Mrs. Peckham's
residence.
Phil Pawley of the Sleeper ranch
and Mrs. Pawley were at the county
seat on Monday.
Miss Betty Walters who has been
in the hospital at Powell for a short
time, came home Sunday.
The Paul R. Greever home is
quarantined for scarlet fever, the
little daughter being i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. w. Hopkins OF
Clark's Fork neighbour cd were in
Cody on business Friday.
Monte Jones is building a small
ttutlnCAl AOuoC vi LIZ ACoA VI ht
residence lot, facing west.
Mrs. Evelyn Ward and family
were visitors in Powell Sunday. at
the home of Dr.. and Mrs. Glenn.
Ed. Markham is able to be down
town again after being confined TO
his home for about two weeks by
influenza.
Morris Newcomer, who is living
on their ranch in the Burlington
neighborhood, spent Sunday with
his wife and son.
A worn suit cleaned and pressed
looks better than a new suit all
mussed UP. Try our odorless way
dry cleaning plant. Dave Jones.
L. H. Mitchell, superintendent of
the U. S. R. S. at Powell spent one
day in Cody last week attending
to business of his department.
Joe Davis is back in Cody after
an absence OF several months, a
part of which was spent at Their
mopolis and other points south.
Robert House of Powell was a
guest Saturday and Sunday of his
sister. Miss Eula House, at the
home of Mrs. Mildred Anderson.
George Bratton motored to Ba-
sin Monday on business, and plan
ned to go on down to Worland for
a short visit with his friend Royal
Allen.
A. A. Hampshire. one of the high
school instructors, was taken to the
hospital at Powell Sunday. He has
been i'll with the influenza. and
threatened with pneumonia.
Dale Nuss and Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam went to Pahaska Monday
where they will get ready for the
summer business. Mr.. Williams
will drive the Pahaska truck this
season.
Attorney and Mrs. Ernest j. Cop
pert are planning to start Saturday
Tor Sedan, Kansas, where they will
visit with her parents. They will
also visit with his parents who live
in Kansas.
Adelaide McGinnis, Nina Milstead
Hurley McGinnis, Robert Longacre.
n Andy Martin drove to Powell
Sunday to see Miss Margaret Han
cock. who is a patient in the Pow
ell hospital.
Lawrence Nordqdist is down
from the upper Clark's fork this
week. Mr.. Nordauist has been
rounding up his horses, which he
has wintered on Paint creek and
will take them back to the ranch.
Mrs. Mildred Anderson drove to
the 'Fenton school in the Burlings
ton neighborhood Monday to confer
with the school board in regard to
school conditions. This is a joint
Park and Big Horn district, which
, 1927-05-04
MONEY SAVING
PRICES ON

Rex Flour
Ceretana Flour
Ceretana Middlings
Ceretana Mixed Mill Feed
Ceretana Baby Chick Scratch
Feed
Ceretana Pullet Scratch
Ceretana Butter Milk Starting
Mash
Ceretana Butter Milk Growing
Mash
Ceretana Butter Milk Laying
Mash
Ceretana Hen Scratch Feed
Ceretana Rolled Oats
Economy Farm Feed with Cot
ton Seed Meal
Rolled Poultry Greats
Steel cut Poultry Greats
Whole Poultry Greats
Vitamont Meat Meal
Bone Meal
Oyster Shell y
Charcoal
Blatchfords Calf Meal
Gold Coin Rye Flour
Oats
Dat Chop
Barley Chop
Dat, Barley and Bran Chop
Whole Corn
Cracked Corn
Soft Wheat I'd {
Feed Grinding
. Cody Mill & Elevator
H. A. THURSTON
lStore. North of Dresback-
Riggs Garage)
, 1927-05-04

Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Henderson
of Billings. and C. II. Mayo Of
Butte, Montana, were here a few
days the first Of the week looking
after business interests in the Ore
gon Basin oil field.
, 1927-05-04
VACANT STATE AMI
PARK COUNTY

Range 1o1: All Sec. SO. T.. "a
N.
Complete list of all vacant lands
furnished on request. Address
Commissioner of Public Lands,
Cheyenne, Wyoming.
First publication, April 81, 1927
Last publication, May 4, 1927
, 1927-05-04
NOTICE

I will be in Cody. Monday. May
9th, with a full line of samples
from the Powell Nursery. Those
wishing to look over our stock or
to place orders, address J.. P. CAL
lahan. Powell. Wyoming. sap
, 1927-05-04

Miss Davidson one OF the lnstruc-
tors in the Powell schools was in
Cody shopping Saturday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
WOK SETS RECORD
WITH 5000 WATTS
Highest Power Yet Reached
Listed by Chicago Station.
TOT Now on Air.

The highest yet recorded for a COM
mercial broadcasting station was an
nounced in the supplemental list of
broadcaSterS made public today by the
Department of Commerce.
The list revealed that WOK, near
Chicago, has jumped from 5000 TO
5000 watts, besides increasing its
wave length to 410 meters. There are
% stations using 5.000-watt power,
but WOK Is the first one to go higher.
Ten new broadcasting stations were
In the departments supplemental list
ing, bringing the total number on the
air to 707 1t is not unlikely that this
week and next will mark the end of
unrestricted licensing by the depart
ment, inasmuch as the probable pas
sage of the new radio law by the Sen.
ate and the expected signature of
President Coolidge viii at once put
in operation the machinery OF control.
Assumes Prompt Action.
This assumes of course, that the
President will lose no time in appoint
ing and presenting to the Senate for
confirmation the five men who are to
compose the Federal Radio Commits
sion that will regulate and control
broadcasting for one year 1t assumes
also that one of the first acts of the
commission will be to COLL a halt to
further licensing of new stations until
the present interference tangle is
unraveled
The bill is now in the Senate, where
1t possibly will be taken up today. Fa-
vorably reported by seven of the eight
members of the conference committee,
which comprised both Republicans
and Democrats and men with diverse
views on the approach to the problem
of control. it received comparatively
little opposition in the House. where it
passed by a loud viva voce vote.
Unforeseen conditions in the Senate
might prevent early consideration of
the bill, and a determined filibuster
under Senate rules might prevent it's
passage, despite the apparent desire
of the majority for some form of radio
control. But these contingencies are
not regarded likely in view of the
public pressure for action that has
been reflected many times in the up
per chamber.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
Sixteenth of Auction
Bridge Radio Series
To Be PLAYED Tonight

The sixteenth of the series of
auction bridge games will be
broadcast tonight by WRC.
The hands have been prepared
with the collaboration of two
outstanding woman bridge ex-
perts: Mrs. Prescott Warren
of Boston, and Mrs. Elizabeth
Clark Boyden of Hartford.
The hands which will be held
by the contestants follow:
Wilbur G. Whitehead, South"
holds: Spades, X, j, 3; hearts,
5, 4, 3; diamonds, A, X, 10;
clubs, q, j, 10, 9.
Mrs. Prescott Warren, West"
holds: Spades, A, q, 2; hearts, A,
j, Z. 6, 2; diamonds, 8 spot, Z, 2;
clubs, Z, 4.
Milton G. Work, NORTH"
holds: Spades, 9, 5, 4; hearts, 10,
9: diamonds, @, 8, 9, 5, 4; clubs,
A, TX, @.
Mrs. Elizabeth Clark Boyden,
East" holds: Spades, 10, 8 spot,
Z, 6; hearts, X, q, 8 spot; dia-
monds, j, 8; clubs, 8 spot, 5,
3, 2.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

for President Coolidge's address in
commemoration of Washington before
Congress on February % was initiated
today by Representative Bloom, Demo
GRAFT, New York. The Presidents ad-
dress will launch formal arrangements
for the Washington bi-centennial cele-
bration in 1882.
The New York member will attempt
to have civic organizations in each
city obtain hall where the radioed
address may be heard. He announced
that TEX" Richard has promised
Madison Square Garden for this pur-
pose.
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WRC-Radio Corporation of America
1885 Meters).

AIS p.m.-Eleanor Glynn, pianist.
4:30 -"Housekeeper's Chat"
by Dorathy Townsend
4:45 p.m.-Eleanor Glynn, pianist.
to 5:i5 p.m.-"Art in Washing.
ton" by Alice Hutchins Drake.
6:45 p.m.-"Book Reviews" by Mrs.
Nina Reed.
z Washington's Automobile
Show" by Rudolph Jose.
7:10 p.m.-Raleigh Orchestra.
p.m.-Star Radio Twins.
$40 p.m.-Jolly Buckeye Bakers
from WEAF.
pm. Eveready Hour, from
WEAF.
10 p.m.--Auction Bridge Game No.
16. from WEAF.
1890 to 11:S0 pm.--Ben Bernie and
his orchestra from WEAF.
Early Program Tomorrow.
645 to 7:45 a.m.-Tower Health
Exercises, broadcast jointly with
WEAF, from the Metropolitan Tower,
New York City.
1855 a.m.-Arlington time signals.
IL noon-Poultry Flashes.
1915 p.m.-Organ recital by Ger.
trude Smallwood.
to 2 p.m.-Lee House Trio.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

have sent 100000 Christmas boxes
containing games and toys, to the des-
titute children of Europe. Many of
these boxes have found their way to
Greece, and the gift of currants repre-
SCENTS reciprocation by the Greek chill.
dren.
Nearly 100000 American school
children belong to the Junior Red
Cross, while the total membership In
cludes more than 9.00O,0 children of
so nations.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

The district nurse Of Cambeltown
Nursing Society OF Scotland Is 10
have a motor cycle on which to make
her rounds Of professional calls.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
New WIZ Schedule.

For the first time since IL began
broadcasting in September, 1891, WIZ,
Springfield, went on the air last Mon.
day on a regular schedule of daytime
features
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
Station ''In North
Is to be Identified
In Broadcast Test

'I'll Fly to Hawaii" a banjo
duet, played by the Hancock
Brothers. was broadcast about
$50 o'clock last night by sta
tion i'm the North. This is the
first station selected for identi-
flcatiOn for the fifth week of The
Stars radio contest. Can you
name it? Answers may be sent
in at the close of the contest
week.
The second station for iden-
tificati0n will be picked up to-
night between 1880 and 8 o'clock.
The winner of last weeks con-
test will be announced tOmOr-
row.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
WMAL-Washington Radio Forum
(293.9 Meters).


to 7:15 p.m.-"Pruning for Profit;
new facts about an old practice, by
DIR. n. G. Auchter.
7:15 to p.m.-Supper dance pro-
gram by the Elks' Club Orchestra,
to 815 p.m.--"Etz Musical Lens
Grinder"
SIS to $40 p.m.-Thomas Leaf.
bass.
$50 to S:45 p.m.--Mrs. w. II. Reed,
contralto; Mrs. Helen Corbin Heinl,
accompanied
S:45 to 9 p.m.-"Open Roads for
Winter Traffic" by Prof. S. S. Stein
berg.
= to 10 p.m.-Concert by the United
States Army Band Symphonette.
10 to 10:30-Dance program by Dick
Lisbert and his Lido Orchestra
1890 to 1870 p.m.-First program
of the WMAL Movie Club, featuring
Sid Hall and his novelty orchestra,
Lillian Bernard and Flo Henrie, har-
mony singers. and Dick Liebert and
his Lido Orchestra.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
PUPILS GET CURRANTs.
Sent Here by Children of Greece
foY. niStr{ft1% tau

for Distribution.
The American Red Cross today is
distributing $4,000 half-pound boxes of
Corinthian currants in the schools of
every State. from the children of
Greece, in appreciation of the Junior
Red Cross, 1t was announced at the
national headquarters here today.
For six years the American juniors
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

The United States gets it's asbestos
almost entirely from Canada.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
AJAX Amy RCA Authorized
Dealer for Demonstration

Do not buy any radio set Just because of its
price. Or Just because YOU happen to live near
certain shop or store. Compare Radio1a 20
with any set YOU find for sa1e-at any price.
Hear Radio1a 20 first and then the others. Or
the others first and then Radiola 20. But make
the comparison before you buy any set. Judge
for yourself.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

October, 1925, the Radio Corporation of
America announced the formation of the
National Broadcasting Company as the
logical means of elevating and stabilizing the
art of broadcasting.
The establishment of the famous Blue and
Red network has already brought flood of
congratulations from both press and public.
Everybody who has radio Is commenting
Upon the better programs available.
Now RCA makes still another substantial
contribution to home radio by setting price
on Radiola 20 which makes Its purchase an
easy matter for almost every home. The price
Is now $78 Iless equipment).
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
AUDIENCE OF rs, ZOO, 900
MAY HEAR PRESIDENT
Representative Bloom Behind Move
to Have Address Heard in
Civic Halls.

A move to obtain radio audience
of more than 25O0O.Oo0 listeners-in'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
Set a New Standard in
Quality of Reproduction

quality In radio. In thousand comparative
tests It has surpassed much higher-priced sets
In reality of reproduction fidelity to the
original. After ali Is said and done, the thing
you want to hear, the word, the speech, the
n1usic, come through clearly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
Local Radio Entertainment
Tuesday, February /, 1927

NAA--Washington Navy Yard (434.5
Meters).
1905 a.m.--Weather Bureau re-
ports.
3:45 p.m.-Weather Bureau reports
1855 p.m.-Arlington time signals.
1905 p.m.-Weather Bureau re-
ports.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

a matter of personal preference. You can buy
Rado1a 20 at this price and then equip it with
devices for operating from your lighting
socket, or Use batteries.
Twenty Times as Selective
as the Ordinary Antenna Set
In bunding Radiola 20 special attention was
made to securing degree of selectivity which
would meet the conditions brought about by
the increasing number of broadcasting
stations.
You get the stations YOU want and only the
stations you want. For average reception,
Radiola 20 provides ONE-DIAL TUNING.
For far-off stations there are two minor con-
trolls for sharper tuning.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01

RCA makes this offer a special contribution
widespread enjoyment of the vastly improved Broadcasting
Programs of the day.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-02-01
Quality Reception
The Quality Broadcasting

From its first appearance year and half
ago, Radio1a 20 has been an acknowledged
leader. When 1t was designed. high standards
of radio performance took precedence over
mere price considerations. Now Radiola 20
with all its high standards is put In the
lower price field.
Radio1a 20 was created by the same engineers
(RCA, Westinghouse, General Electric)
who are responsible for the construction of the
greatest broadcasting stations. It provides
1000 home reception of broadcastirg
programs.
May Be Equipped to Operate
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Radio1a 20 can be operated with batteries, or
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does not affect the musical performance Of
Radio1a 20 one way or another. It Is merely
The Wrangell sentinel., 1927-02-17
VACATION HINTS

Rub poison ivy on hands and think you have been to the country.
 Fill your grip with lead and run for the car every morning. Same thing as touring Europe.
 Poke eyes full of cinders and sleep on pantry shelf. Wonderful substitute for an upper berth.
 Fill bathtub with water and broken glass. Jump into tub. An, just like the old swimming hole.
 Go over next door. Sit there wish- Ing you were at home. Remarkably like being on a vacation.
 Hire some reliable robber to chase you home every night Results same as if you visited Chicago
 Examine ruts in roads around your home through magnifying glass. Look exactly like Grand Canyon.
 Let faucet run in kitchen sink Sounds as If you were summering in Niagara.-Kansas City Times.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1927-02-17
COURT-NEEYs

D. Boone was arraigned before the U. $. Commissioner on charge of violating the bone dry law. lie was lined S25 and given a suspend ed Jail sentence of three months
 Edna BeboFie was brought be- fore the U. $. Commissioner on a charge of violating the Alaska bone dry law. The defendant pleaded guilty and threw herself on the mercy of the Court stating that she was in delicate condition. she was given a suspended jail sen tenee of 90 days.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1927-02-17
HIGHWAY PROVERBS

There are some awful clever liars but they always manage to get caught.
 The youngest fig bushes will grow large leaves so don't get excited about fashion changes and the cost of ap- parel.
 Driving a car with one arm around a pet poodle Is dangerous and then again 1t Is wasting ammunition in Il worthless cause.
 Sometimes even now you can find a fellow who feels he is offering some thing when he hands out some of that home-brew stuff.-Exchange
The Wrangell sentinel., 1927-02-17
BRIDAL GIFTS

Box of chalk for drawing the line. A file for reducing household bills. Dictograph for recording sleep nut terings.
 Patent snore silencer and romance preserver.
 Electric searchlight for use In pock- ct larceny.
 A rock crusher for her first biscuits. Boston Transcript.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1927-02-17
GEMS OF THOUGHT

Lnek always seems to favor the man who doesn't count on It.
 You can preach a better sermon will your lile lhan with your lips.
 When you come up against stum- bling-blocks, turn them Into stepping stones.
 Be always employed about some ra- tional thing, that the devil find thee not idle-Jerome.
 The best manners are perfectly nat ural, show no sign of effort, and are never self-eonscious.
 The fellow who kicks up the most dust doesn't usually make the most progress.-Goldsmit
 1 shall never apologize to you for egotism. l think very few men in writing to their friends have enough of it.-Sidney Smith.
 The most hopeless barrier to strife Is the steady indifference of a man who knows he has work to do, and who goes on doing 1t irrespective of anybody's opinion.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1927-02-17
HOW TO VIEW IT

Making Trouble pay is a great idea i; put, watch out for him He's a mighty good bill collector himselfl
 Thank God that you're able to srouch, and strong enough to give the srouch an everlasting knockoutI