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Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1927-05-05

Mr.. Elmer Harris of the Barnes
vile road, lost valuable horse
Wednesday, caused BY Indigestion.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1927-05-05

Owen Brown, who was indicted by
the last grand jury on two charges
of assault and battery, was arraign-
ed here in common pleas court Tues
day. He pleaded guilty and was fin
ed $25 and costs on one charge and
SIS and costs on the other. Ed Dun
can when arraigned, pleaded guilty
to fighting, and was fined $40 and
costs. Both parties reside near
Wrightstown.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

Every kiss transfers no less than
4U,UvU ulsease germs from month to
mouth, so we are warned by Paris
Anti-Kissing League. So don't kiss
you'll catch Dug"
To this we add, "Piffle."
A few decades ago when the pub
lie first became generally aware of
the germ theory of diease there was
great deal of CONSERVATION about
these ruking bearers of swift death.
People went about in constant fear
of germs, which the magazine advers-
ments kept this fear active from
month to month. There were germs
everywhere-on everything. We knew
man-and he was a physician at
that-who actually carried towel in
his pocket at all times with which
to grasp doorknobs!
Today the science of immunology,
now out of its infancy, has establish
ed that the majority of germs are
taken care of automatically by the
natural defenses of the body
Scientific American.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

of Minnesota. do hereby certify tia.
| have compared the foregoing paper
writing with the original list of de-
linquent taxes upon real estate in
said county for the year 1925, and
filed in this office February 1st, 1927;
The Auditors Certified Copy of the
resolutions Of the Board of County
Commissioners, designating the Nor
gan Messenger, as the official news
paper of said County, and the affi-
davit of the County Auditor as to
the correctness of said delinquent list
in the proceedings therein entitled,
and now remaining on file in my Of
flee and that the same are true and
correct copies and transcripts of said
originals and the whole thereof.
WITNESS, my hand, the seal of
said Court, at Redwood Falls, Min
nesota, this LIST day Of February, A.
D., 1927.
w. G. Weldon,
Clerk of the District Court,
Redwood County, Minnesota.
(SeaD
When payment of the above delin-
quent taxes are made, Thirty cents
must be added to each description as
costs.
L. P. Larson,
County Auditor.
| (SeaD
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16
DIR. MAYO,S TOLERANCE.

One Of the most tolerant great men
of America is DR.. Charles Mayo of
Rochester. Every time he opens his
head he talks sense no matter on what
subject it may be and he shows re-
spect for the other mans ideas. He
says the youth today knows fore of
evil than his parents and for that rea-
SON is better equipped to face the
problems of life. Short skirts, he
claims, are all right and are far more
hygiene than the old kind that swept
the streets. If women want to smoke
or bob their hair, DIR. Mayo sees no
reason why they should not. He has
no fear of the modernistic trend and
sees the good instead of the bad side
of it all. Many people are prone to
reflect only on the worst side and to
overlook the good that the change
has wrought.-St. Peter Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16
A READY TONGUE

In one of Lloyd Georges early cam
paigns some one threw brick thru
the window, and it fell on the plat
form at his feet. Picking it up, he
cried: Behold the only argument of
our opponents" From the gallery, a
sullen fellow kept calling out rats!
Rats!" in one of his meetings. "Will
some one please take the Chinaman
his dinner?" was the witty and effec-
tive reply. Once when he was talk
ing on 'home rule" he said, 81 want
home rule for England, for Scotland,
for Wales, for Ireland" At this
point some one shouted, "Home rule
for hell" THAT'S right" he shot
back, "every man for his own coun-
try" In another gathering man
shouted, ooh, you're not so much.
Your dad used to peddle vegetables
with a donkey and cart" Eyes"
said the orator, "that is true. My
father was very poor man. The
cart has long since disappeared, but
see the donkey is still with u.s.
Christian Register.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

.-eS 81. ut their GUITAR session COM
mencing on the 4th day OF January,
A. D., 1927, relative to the designat-
ing the newspaper in which the notice
and list of real estate remaining de-
linquent on the first Monday in jan
uary, A. D., 1927, shall be published.
Herman Muetzel offered the follow
ing resolution and moved its adop-
ton:
Resolved, that the Morgan Mes
senger, legal newspaper, printed
and published in the Village of Nor
gan, Redwood County, Minnesota, be
and the same hereby is designated by
the Board of County Commissioners
of Pedwood County, Minnesota, as
the newspaper in which the notice
and list of Real Estate remaining de-
linquent on the first of January, 1927,
as provided by law, shall be publish
ed.
Resolved, further, that the said
County of Redwood, Minnesota, en-
tered into a contract with the said
Harry B. West, as publisher of the
said Morgan Messenger, to print and
publish as provided by law the said
list of delinquent taxes as compensa-
ton of and in consideration of the
payment by the said county of the
sum of Fifteen Cents per description
contained in said delinquent list"
Which said resolution was by vote
of said Board of County Commission
ers of Redwood County then and
there duly adopted and passed, and
the said Morgan Messenger, duly des-
ignated as the newspaper in which
to print the delinquent real estate.
George Schmiesing,
Vice Chairman of County Board.
Attest: L. P. Larson,
County Auditor.
State of Minnesota, County of Red
woods.
l, L. P. Larson, County Auditor of
said County and State, do hereby GER
tify that l have compared the fore
going paper writing with the original
Minutes of County Commissioners
Proceedings, and that the same is
true and correct copy of the same, in
so far as the same relates to the des-
ignation of the official paper in which
to publish the delinquent Real Estate
Tax List, and Notice.
Dated February 1st, 1927.
L. p. Larson,
County Auditor,
Redwood County, Minnesota.
(SeaD
State of Minnesota, County of Red
WOODS.
DISTRICT COURT, NINTH judi
CIAL DISTRICT.
I, w. G. Weldon, Clerk of the Dis
trict Court of Redwood County, State
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

Still, how can we be sure former
soldiers would be able to stand the
shock, if the government did decide
to lend them money on their bonus
certificates?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

What is needed to prevent war is
an international law forbidding any
nation to start war without enough
cash on hand to pay for it.-Tacoma
Ledger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

The Literary Digest describes the
solar plexus as having "a radiant as
pect." At the beginning of the second
slice of punkin pie, at any rate
Louisville Times.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

How many constant readers miss
Texas daily pardon roll in the news
papers?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

The president may have a slight
cold-but it's not in his feet.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-02-16

A. a. Garnnuf ---- 2 6 9.42
Auditors Subdivision No. 1 of Sec. 1,
Twp. 112, Range IS
E. B. Higley, w. 1-3 of
Aud. Lot --- 1884
A. D. McRae, Trustee, End
E. 60 #. by 120 it., of
Aud. Lot 9 -- 6.59
Lizzie lima, Part of Lot
and Part of Lot 1 294.45
VIM. G.. Smith, Lot 10 SIT
N w. RR., Lot AZ - 7.52
Chas. R. Jackson, Lots
Al and 48 - 3O.14
D. E. Robbins, Com. at NE
Cor. of Lot 81, Run w.
10 it., S. 100 it., w 70 it., to
W. Line, E. 80 it., N.
to beginning $1,000 7.54
H. Aldrich, Lot 55
(6Ox12O) - 26.37
P. D. Hitchcock, Lot GO 1.84
Alex Rhodes. Lot 65 85.75
Auditors Subdivision No. 1, of Sec.
81, Twp. 113, Range IS
N. W. Trust Co., Trustee,
Lot 20 ----- 1927
N. w. Trust Co., Trustee,
Lot q Inconsistencies of.Zo
C. D. Thompson, E. 10 #.
of Lot 20 SO
Auditors Subdivision of Sec. Sc,
Twp. 113, Range SO.
A. C. Burmeister, Lot
and all of Lot 3 eek.
Tracts -------------- 14.'o
j. H. Melges, Lot 6 and TT.
IN Lot 4 ---------- I4o.Il
r. n. Melges. Lot 401.19
Auditors Subdivision No. l of SEA
of Sec. SO. Twp. 113, Range So
J. H. Melges. Lot IA "a
IT n Melges. Lot Is "a
State of Minnesota, County of Red
woods.
L. P. Larson, being first sworn on
oath deposes and says that he is the
County Auditor of the County of Red
wood in the State of Minnesota.
That he has examined the fore
going list and knows the contents
thereof, and that the same is cor
rect list of taxes delinquent for the
year 1925, upon real estate in said
county.
L. P. LARSON,
County Auditor,
Redwood County, Minnesota.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this LIST day of February, A. D., 1927.
w. G. WELDON,
Clerk of District Court,
Redwood County, Minnesota.
(SeaD -
The following action was taken by
the Board of County Commissioners
of Redwood County, State Of Min
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04

and majority the If 64
senators they
Even 40 senators
a coup is time possible
And in this
pressure
saying that precedent
majority could
constitution
right
where constitution being violated
To of
controversy is of utmost Importance Unhapply
beat the devouring is
always losing principle
nufied the difficulty is
that the people are only peril
is destroyed it," writes Mr. Beck
"The struggle to maintain
unending this in his Farewell
form would be
much more easily within overhrown by
outwa
To the politician controversy is of the utmost
Importance senate the
or defeat The republicans
they get
The casual follower of senatorial
principeand buying office at million
dollars seat not overlook
Like Mr. Beck will Immediately
full knowledge of the voters OF
Illinois and Pennsylvania their sole right elect
their own representatives
itself politics constitutional
rights Teb democrats would like to eject republicans
sake of STRENGTHENING the senaeat the price OF
setting precedent the rights of the individual
states and the individual aigning them
selves with the principle the sake OF retaining the
margin Of control in the constitution between two fires
AS for the question that for the states to
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
Battle Over Navy Bill

Monday appo
priaton bill
Some bill
in high authority
with the other
the discussion
the disarmament that
with United States losing the
Butler
discussion
the velhaded soons that appropriation the the
passing
bill
the Then the
All
would satisfied the belief Washington
admittedly the modern
maritime
which Washington which
allows
of
navy
building that time, of the
signatory nations should part of the contract
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
With Other Editors
POLITICS VS.. THE CONSTITUTION
(Tucson Star.)

Senator Henry Ashus position the controversy
Ashurst democrat Arizona
motion that shall
not seats Smith
Frank L. Smith B. varew duly and
Illinois
office there question senatorial
Senator Reed brought these
o election
n a
Vanishing Of the
particular the smith-vae
The principal
in that either of these
shortly thereafter that
in both states large sums Of money had been spent not only for tbs
successful While
the constitutional question concerned
candidate had
candidate
states
expended for
educating the
these primary contests.
probably that monies had been spent by the
significant is be noted TIE and
properly widespread publicity
the
November they ignorant of the fact that considerable
money
knowledge of the results of the inquiry
people of ninois similarly Smith
had the right
selections whether the senate Of the Unied States
las in judgment their deliberate choice
to Beck' full book, but few
paragraphs will
elected senator's then "the sovereign
states do not the
the ultimate judge of the moral
political accredited senator is the senate
selecting which the
constitutional convention
permanently established the selection
would not be the action OF the sates-xcept
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
BRITISH HOLD
BACK CHINESE
MOB IN HANKOV

HANKOW Jan. 3.-(R-A handful of
British fighting men, without firing a
shot, held in checke today an infuriated
mob of several thousand Chinese cool
les that had attempted to charge into
the British concession district of this
city of interior China.
Incited by anti-Brtish speeches at a
New Years celebration on the banks
fthe Yangste river, the horde of yell
ing Chinese moved against the British
quarter In their path were a few
British policemen, and these stood their
ground when stoned. Twenty sailors
from British warships in the Yangste
joined the policemen. They fixed bay
rifles as clubs in exchanging blows
with the charging mob. but they did
not fire Marines, hastily landed re-
inforced the little British party.
Three of tn eBritish defending the
concession were wounded and taken to
hospitals Twenty coolies bore down
/ on one sailor, wrested his rifle from
him and bayonetted him. Using long
poles, the Chinese badly beat two other
sailors.
For more than four hours the thin
British line held, protecting their
civilian men, women and children kim
folk. Then at nightfall came belated
relief From the native section of
Hankow, or from Wuchang, across the
river, where the Cantonese government
has its headquarters, came Chinese
soldiers, who dispersed the mob.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
B6AE|&RI<6

W
money, says a newspaper headline.
Thus does the day of professionalism
grow apace.
=
If Santa comes, can the sheriff be
far behind?
Girls in a Boston college wrote
Christmas cards with their toes as
part of treatment to correct fallen
arches. Chicken tracks?
There were. no pardons from the
White House this year, says dis
patch Maybe it was because nobody
has been put in Jail lately.
The big joke was on father. He
got a bill fold for Christmas.
This is the age of electricity, but
hot air still flourishes.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
More Truth Than Poetry
By James j. Montague
RREAKFAST IN PARIS

A tasty meal a la Francois
Appeals, l own, to me,
I'm strong for omelette souftle
I'm wild about pommes frit.
I've dined in Paris, la carte
Quite often, in my time,
The dejeuners are works OF art'
The diners are sublime
With ecrivisse, homard and game
They have our cooks nonplussed
"A dozen ways. but just the same
Their breakfasts are bust.
Cafe au lait and one small roll,
And oeufs-that's eggs-perhaps-
A dish that might sustain soul
But not good husky chaps.
No fruit no sausage, no fried ham,
Ones shattered nerves to steel
Now who would give tinker's dam
To eat that sort of meal?
And yes-I almost had forgot
One more complaint to make,
For no French chef in all the lot
Can build buckwheat cake.
At noon, at dusk and late at night
When roaming Paris through,
A man can raise an appetite
And safe it roundly, too.
He need not wander long or far,
For where he sets his heel,
He'll see a welcoming door ajar
And find a good square meal.
But as one rises, dons his clothes
And seeks an eating shop
To get his breakfast, we'll he knows
It's going to be a flop!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
NAME, PLEASE!

Although the lovers had known
each other only three days, they
had to part.
Come along, please" shouted the
guard, and the young couple, linger-
ing on the edge of the platform,
started
'Itn be beastly without you ne
observed.
and I'll miss you, too" said she.
'I never was so happy, and all be-
cause we met three days ago"
But think how dreadful it's going
to be-" he walled
stand away, therew shouted the
guard.
you'll writer" she called from
The window.
Every day." he answered.
Then suddenly he tore after the
train, and as he almost overbalanced
on the extreme end of the platform,
he made a trumpet of his hands and
cried:
Darling! Darling! What on earth
did you say your name ?'-Case
and Comment.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
SENATE REFUSES TO
CONSIDER LAUSANNE
TREATY WITH TURKEY

WASHINGTON, Jan. 3.-(P-By an
Overwhelming vote the senate today
refused to consider in open session the
treaty of Lausanne which would re-
establish displomatic and commercial
relations with Turkey. The treaty is
opposed by number of democrats,
among them Senator King of Utah,
who made a long fight against the
convention before the foreign relations
committee. Chairman Borah of the
committee plans TO force the treaty
to an early vote.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
The Day In Washington
Congress reconvened.

Congress reconvened.
The house received the naval
supply bill.
The agricultural appropriation
bill was reported to the senate.
Florfda's challenge to the fed
eral inheritance tax was thrown
out by the supreme court.
Senator Wheeler proposed i'm
mediate withdrawal of American
naval forces from Nicaragua.
The supreme court consented
to review the legality of Harry
r. Sinclair's Teapot Dome oil
lease
Congress and the treasury con-
sidered the poisoned alcohol
problem in the light of holiday
fatalities.
A split developed in the SEN
ate over the question of seating
Frank J.. Smith, senator desig-
nate from Illinois.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
M1LTTARY ZONE ABSORBED

MEXICO CITY, Jan. Especial to
The Dispatch) Orders have been is
sued for the absorption by the mill
tary zone of Puebla of that of Tlax-
Gala. as the war department considers
that the existence of a separate zone
of command in this small area located
at the junction of other Important
zones is otter the cause of delay IN
mobilization of troops. General Gene
vevo de la o, now commanding In
Tlaxcala, has been placed on the list
of available reserve officers.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
TRUTHFUL TOMMY

A shop was giving away toy bal
looms to children. One little fellow
asked if he might have two.
Sorry" said the clerk, "but we
only give one balloon to each boy.
Have you a brother at home?"
The youngster was truehful, but
he did want another balloon.
NO." he replied regretfully, then
added hopefully, but my sister has,
and I want one for him" Household
Magazine
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
Sixteen Years Ago

Mrs. Stith, mother of Mrs. A. w.
Vanneman, arrived in Douglas
yesterday from her home a. Colo
rado Springs.
Mrs. C. w. Tozier, who has been
visiting her son at the Lampasas
mine in Sonora, left yesterday
for her home in San Francisco.
The T'oziers will be remembered
as old timers in and around
Douglas.
Mrs. S. w. French will entertain
the Liebling Piano club at her
home on January 10th, when the
members will listen to a recital
on the wonderful Mignon Auto
graph piano.
The Douglas and Bisbee girls
basket ball teams will meet in
combat on the court at the
Y. M. c. A.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
COOPERATIVE FIDELITY

In the brave old days in Salt Lake
City a squad of Mormon beauties
had assembled at the railroad station
to bid their fiance farewell.
Il will think of you night and day.
he promised them. "I'll be faithful
20 you during my absence. No other
bevy will have any charm for me-
Boston Advertiser.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
NOTHING TO DO TILL TOMORROW

We'll, John" said the great phys
ician to young colleague who
had just started, "how's your prac-
tice?"
'Well,' replied the young man, '1n
the mornings practically no one comes
and in the afternoons the rush falls
off bit. t."-Polce Gazette.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
FAIR ENOUGH!

why do you go on the balcony
when sing? Don't you like to hear
me sing?'
'Tt isn't that want the neigh
bors to see that I am not beating
you!"-Pilot Magazine.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
ANOTHER ONE ON SANDY

Tailor (having measured customer
for suit): "And how would you like
the pockets, sr?"
Scot: "Weel-just wee bit deefi-
cult to get at"-Dallas Dispatch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
PROMOTED

Were you begging on th@ stretes?'
asked the judge.
mo, your honor" disclaimed Windy
Walt in hurt tones. 'T solicit in the
leading hotel lobbies and the better
theater foyers."-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
KEEP THE CHANGE!

A very wealthy man who was
travelling on de luxe train dis
covered during breakfast that he
had left his money behind. Rising
hastily from his meal, he sought
out the attendant. did you find
a roll of bank notes under my pill
low?' he anXiously inquired. Eyes,
m'sieu," replied the man affably;
"a thousand thanks, sir.'-Aberdeen
Beacon.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
Abe Martin

Th' price o. heart balm must be
fixed by tn EISin Batter Board.
don't why feIler wants T
take chances on helm bandit when
it's much easier T. be smooth
stranger.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
WELL, HE WAS SATISFIED, ANYWAY

We talked to a goof today who
says he has az last found the girl
of his dreams. He says she has
only been kissed twice (Once by
the Pacific Fleet and once by the
Atlantic Fleet u. S. N. Magazine.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
PLUCKED FROM THE PLAINS
Dinner ron TWO

He-r think we must invite Mr..
and Mrs. Bergbom to dinner soon
Shc-Certainly. Do you know what
day they cannot come ?-Hufvudse abs
bladet, Finland.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
Watch Out For Them

Watch
have beenj passed
Not
No poet time but plenty of
taxi
OF Hollywood unless
extended so to widOwers
the Bell Syndicate, Inc)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
OLD SCOTTISH COUPLE EXAMINING
PENNY SOUVENIR CARDS

He: "Wen hae this one-six black
cats on it,
She: "Bide wee, man, there's
one here wi seven?'-Marchant in
Passing Show.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
NEWSPAPER FENCE TALK

What" queries the fashion depart
ment OF the Omaha Bee, has become
of the old-fashioned sash?" 1t still
abounds, dearie, only nowadays, it is
called skirt--New York World
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
BALzAR INAUGURATED

RENO, New, Jan. t9.-Fred B.
Balzar, fifteenth governor of Nev-
ada and the second native-born &c
hold that position, was inaugurated
as governor today, succeeding James
j. Scrugham He is the second re,
publican governor of Nevada in So
years.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
CHEATING THE FLOOR

new broom sweeps clean unless
a new bride uses all the straws seeing
if her cake is done.-Wichita Beacon.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
THE ALTRUIsT

Alf-Just before poor old Joe died
he made his wife promise that she
would no. marry again.
Bill-Poor old Joe-he always was
kind to his fellow men-Gaiety.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04
HIGH HONORS

Employer-"Have you any recon
mendations?"
Applicant-"No, but 1 worked for
a fake oil concern, and was dis
charged for honesty. Ten Story
Btook.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1927-01-04

Two colored southerners who had
just reduced the population in a
farmers hen roost were making a
getaway.
Laws, Nose" gasped Sam, why
you 'spose them flies follows us so
close?"
Keep gallopin boy" said More.
Then ain't flies. Thems buckshot.'
Dry Goods Economist.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-13

mon selected to carry into trade and
Industries n campaign for peace and
economy through arbitration
The men. who are leaders in their
trades. represent various branches of
industry. and, It is said. have volun.
tcered to act as vice chairmen of the
arbitration association.
According to the purposes of the
organization, they are to work for
the preservation Of the spirit OF amity
through the development and improve
ment of arbitral facilities for the set.
Element OF dispute within the trades
by the trades. They advocate the de-
velopment of commercial arbitration
as a vital, economic factor and it's
adoption as national trade prac-
tice."
Mr.. Eastman. explaining the aims of
the association. said: This demon
stration is nothing less than the unity
of 1870 different branches of industry
to take disputes out of business and
to keep out of the courts"