The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-06-01


at twenty you'll walk slow at forty" That j.
worthy of thought or two.
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4 Now we read that there are manicure set.
specially designed to meet the needs of hunters
Ne have heard of poker sets for those lads but
manicure tools are something else again.
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President Coolidge is quite inclined to con
slider the Black Hills as splendid place in which
to spend a summer vacation. Once more has the
ment.
The newspaper man we loath and detest
this morning is the last fellow to make a pun
about countries which have "taken the wrong
queue in China. We don't known his name
but we dislike him anyway
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! Six hundred thousand flood sufferers are be-
ing fed by the public-and the flood still contin-
ues. That makes our little contribution look
mighty small doesn't it? The need is still there
and it will go on for months. Be as liberal
as you can, won't you?
A Winona crossing Waterman was hit by an
automobile and thrown into the path of NOV
ing train. Evidently both tried to get even with
the poor fellow at the same time. 1t is the only
instance in which train and an automobile have
ever been known to work in 'cahoots.
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The real optimist is the man who, if he fail
in business would still thank heaven he had
his health; if he failed in health he'd thank heav
en- that he still had his business if he failed in
both he'd say there was no use in having the
one without the other But where was there
ever such a man?
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There are people in every community of
whom it is said "He is stingy." But when the
person commenting wants to be especially po-
lite and gentle he avoids the shortness and ugli-
ness of "stingy" and says che has his generous
impulses we'll under control" 1t may be-in
fact it usually it-that the generous impulses are
the only ones controlled.
Probably the sinews developed in Lindberghs
muscles while he was blowing and making hay
and milking and doing some of the other
million two of "chores" on Minnesota
farm helped quite bit when it came to keeping
those muscles stretched taut and true for thirty
three hours without single period of relaxa-
tion .
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Because he believes that student owned
automobiles "are of healthy recrea-
tion," President Charles w. Lyons of George
town University at Washington, D. c., has
ordered parking space set aside near the
campus II do not agree with those college
president who think automobiles are men,
ace to morals" President Lyons announce
ment said. "Instead, they are means of
healthy recreation"
Assuredly they do not recreate Pas purse.
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Some time when we have some real minutes
to waste are going to back of those
Ask Me Another fiends into a corner and give
him plenty good enough dose of his own medi-
cine Well shoot at him highly intellectual bon
mots like this; "Were Jobs boils caused by eat
ing too much pork because he such
gump as to sit in the ashes and mourn" "What
did Balboa have for supper the night after he
discovered the Paciic?" "What makes sunset
pink sometimes and bright yellow other times ?"
"What became of Garlic Ross" "Who killed
Cock Robin? and and SO And every
time the the chap squirms we'll shoot another one
at him. That's going to be the day when we shall
say as we drop off to sleep-"we have come to
the end of perfect day."
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If frank confession is good for the soul,
young wife in Chicago ought to be feeling as
clipper as youngster with new bicycle. Mrs.
Lillian Plat of Chicago displayed revolver in
the face of one Lester Berg and ordered him to
drive her to an address Grand avenue. At
that moment, Sergeant j. p Foley and his de-
tective bureau squad, riding by, saw her play
with the pistol and halted They took her into
custody and asked her why she had become a
bandit queen. That's joke" she shifted. II
am not robber. / just wanted to get home in a
hurry SO could kill my husband. I'm mad at
him. He's been running around with another wo-
man." Killing husband would be considered an
indoor pastime for Lillian-Mankato Free Press.
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Judd Gray, sentenced to death for help
| ing Mrs. Synder to kill her husband, says,
turning to religion, MAY the day come when
people will clamor and fight to hear Gods