The producers news., 1927-04-15
N WHICH / STICK TO THE JOB

have got my first weeks salary
a. Emergency Field Grammarian and
-. - Il Is wonderful All that have
= 10 is 10 20 to the department and
s;g, nv name three times and / get
.b,t Is called a warrant that any
body will give me the money for. And
fclt 70 rich and fine with that SIG
!, INV purse the first thing | did was
~ bnv this money order to pay you
hack your two spots and three spots
extra.
And then ! remembered what Mr.
Fdgcrtou said that ! must not lose
touch with the plain people but re-
member how they feel so that ] will
bc able TO tell him so that he can tell
fine Spokesman up at the big white
house what to say to all the newspa-
psr reporters So / decided that /
would meet some plain people right
AWAY So what should ] do but pay
raH ON the Elite Beauty Parlors? 1t
+. lovely warm spring weather and |
have got on my fine new clothes and
walk u as cool as a pineapple sun
d9c and look round and see that
FIoradumbclle has no customer so /
walk % her table and sit myself down
and says, well good afternoon and
bow IS things going in the old shop 30
Well there is the madame and she
glares at me like the old she-devil
that she Is, and Floradumbelle she
efares with her mouth open and all
thc other girls is stopping their work
10 stare and / am taking off my
pearl grey gloves in no hurry and
says. 81 would like to have a mani
curing if this shop aint raised its
prices too many times since was
here.
So Of course what can she do but
start work and the madame what can
She do but hold her mouth and me
what ann there for but TO talk? So
says in "a good loud voice, ooh Flora
dear ! am having such a wonderful
time and rising so fast in the world
ann an Emergency Field Grammari-
I'M 10 the Buerau Of Indian Affairs
Of the Department Of the Interior and
Il Is "a most responsible position and
! do not have TO do a thing except
what I please and / can travel and
have an allowance for expenses and
ann going to Camden New Jersey
the first time ] can be spared from
The government and see my Nom and
my Pop and my fyansay. And hello
Adair' says, "and hello Hotaire
and hello Mary May Marie" / says,
= thought | would drop in for the
sake Of old time because you see |
have got TO keep in touch with the
plain people and not forget how it is
that they feel and what they think |
about international affairs. And
what do you say to this idea OF the /
secretary Of state that they call Scar
ed Sally letting IN this Bolshiviki |
count to be with his sick wife ?" /
says
Well IL costs me two-fifty to have
this splurge but there is nothing that |
has made me feel so good since |
come to Washington, d. G. And then |
! have a stroll down the street and |
look at all the pretty things in the /
shop windows and think that | am |
gong to have seventy-fifty more each |
week to send like | want to only for
what ! send to you Nom and / sure
90 think this is a wonderful govern /
ment and the greatest country in the |
whole world. And then / have got a I
aaJe TO have dinner with Mr.. Edger- |
ton m that same Imperial Cafav |
where you get the cocktails in a soup
tureen and ] tell him about how / |
been to The Elite and show him what
%as The expression on Madame faf- !
iieflya face and he says, Name"
ne says, you might Of been a great /
actress like your Nom"
wen then | tell him what the girls |
Is said about that there Bolshiviki |
county that is to be let into the coun-
NY and what a mistake it is and he |
says You can see the mistake for
already the news has been cabled to
mat there Hungry country and there
Is lot of stuff cabled back about /
"nat ut rs That the count would of |
''io II he had not of pledged that he |
would not say nothing" And | SAYS, |
es ! nave read it and it is terrible |
s'uIl and ! do not understand because /
says this here Bolshivih count is |
el'lRlog that the people that is op-
posing MIN Is killing and shooting |
people and torturing them in dun
tyohs and all that and all the time |
nave been told that it is the bolshi- !
'Nls That does that and here it seems
" Oe The other side that is doing il"
a ana he says, $50 you see just how
a9 a propaganda works." he says, !
hat Is the whole purpose TO pet YOU
asking questions like that"
Rut says Ts it true2"
ana he says, There it is" he SAYS.
you can see how has sewed some |
GGooO's INTO a mind that had never
g,loIe had none but had always be
"eEgd The right thing.o
.l..,.s. ts put look here Mr. Edgerton
Is the truth ~ ''''0" "''"'
ies but my dear Mamie I want to |
CIV a" you how this poison spreads be-
sa o'.e mere YOU are pushing me for
fa answer and IL it had not Of been
~ .'Na here count you would never
'fousnt about it at all"
,l- lnN' Then he stops kidding and ex-
now It Is that on one side is |
IN. ana gentlemen what is doing |
4 in't "''llnR and on the other side it |
~ ~, a common dirty worlSingmen and |
h t.0uIae !, a our country Is got to see
v,., lnat the side of refinement Is
yon,I 3l'ous and that the wives of the
mon, secretaries in the state depart |
an5 q not stopped from being noble
tbe t len i would be breaking up
ogme 'g nome he says if it was to he anv