The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1927-11-02

penter does that constantly!
And now along comes learned doctor who
says drinking orange juice is only fad-may
be, but it's fad in darned good taste at that.
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There only twenty perfect sets of teeth
in the United States So get the notion
that you are the only person who ever has the
toothache.
In Egypt they put engraved plate over
the door of home in which a manageable
daughter lives-whether in warning or invita-
ton we are not told.
What we want to know is, what would hap
pen in the University stadium if "Py' Thomp-
son appeared on the scene, just before a big
game, with very stiff neck?
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An apple pie weighing over ton has been
baked in specially constructed pan over at
Yakima, Wash. No word has been received as
to where they made the cheese to go with it.
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The best suggestion We have read for boost
ing, in long, long time, was given the other
day by Abe Martin when he said, "The best way
to boost your town is to work an pay your bills"
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One of the few instances in which calls
down prayers of benefaction upon all the poster
ing insurance agencies in the world, is when one
walks out to the garage in the morning and finds
it empty! Then the S. o. S. to the insurance
agency is the most consoling thing in the world.
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Contributors to the fund to defray Lind
bergh's home coming celebration at Little Falls
will receive refund of approximately fifty per-
cent of their donation Such thing has never
before happened in the history of Minnesota
town, we are quite sure. The committee man.
aging the collection and dispensing of those funds
must have been dandy.
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Levang's Weekly in Lanesboro presents
very pertinent question to subscribers in an un-
usually clever way, as follows:
Some Pay Their Subscriptions When
Due.
Some When Overdue
Some Never Do.
How Do You Do?
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firm or an individual who will use large
STOP in advertising matter along public high
ways should be made to serve ninety days
more on the rock pile That word has become
sacred to the of highway officials as warn
ing of danger or the need of extreme caution to
prevent danger Any other of it should be
prohibited and the prohibition enforced
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At meeting of a certain prominent wo-
mans organization, it was found that both the
president and the vice-presdent were absent.
The former serving as juror on an import
ant criminal case and the later was helping in
1lo r cir
as though the "club movement" has entirely
weaned women from their home or civic duties
now does it?
One of the upstate exchanges remarked the
other day that "the parents who can't control
one or two children find much fault with the
teacher who can't control forty just they think
she should" Think on that the next time yor
are disposed to be bit critical of the way youl
kids report that things going in school. Ter
chances to one they aren't going that way any
iway-the kids just think they are!
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It's good news to the radio lovers of the
Northwest that Henry A. Bellows has again be
come director of station WCCO. This assures
continuation of the same splendid service thi.
station gave under Mr.. Bellows management
prior to his leaving that office for the work a.
director of the Federal Radio commission. Mr.
Bellows resigned from the commission because
the Senate had neglected that little matter Of
making it possible for him to be paid his salary
and surely no one will quarrel with him because
of that.
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Let's not be too pessimistic nor talk TOT
loudly of hard times. There comes cheering
word from the office Of Julius Schmahl, State
Treasurer. Mr.. Schmahl, in making his repor
for October 18th comments on the fact thai
"loans made by country, school and municipal
governments of state trust funds being re-
paid rapidly in many sections of the state" The
movement to reduce local indebtedness has taker
such a firm hold that in many instances amounts
which would not be due until 1880 or later are
being repaid at once. That is most hopeful
thing to have happening. When communities OF
individuals begin to pay the principal of debt
before it is due, instead of investing in further
luxuries, there is hope for the old world yet
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