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The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
MOB
= IS DISPERSED
BY JAPANESE
Lo 'ters IN Hankow Met with
Machine Gun Fire-Am-
ericans Guard Fire.

HAL AprlI "A japanese
M Radio message from Hangkow
w i panese sailors, attempting to
dispeise Il mob of Chinese coolies
which we're loooting shops in the
Japanese Concession there. were
compell,i To fire with machine guns
resulting in tue Wounding Of two
Chimes.
Tho messago said the mob invaded
the Concession after quarrel be
tween japanese sailor and rick
shaw coole
Japanese sailors were landed hnr-
riedly from warships and opened fire
on the iooters. The majority of the
Japanese in the Concession have
taken refuge aboard the Japanese
warships. Japanese soldiers are now
guarding the Concession and mora
japanese warships have been ordered
to Hangkow from Nanking and
Shanghai.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
DISORDERS CONTINUE

SHANGHAI, April 4. = Further
disorders and spread of the
fiicted and controlled by the Ma
tionalists marked the Weekend
trouble in this section. 1t has also
developed that American blueiackets
charged with guarding the steamer
China. opened machine gun fire on
coolies wHo attempted to capture the
vessel. Four coolies We're wounded.
The Cantonese are pressing to-
wards Peking.
The evacuation of foreign women
and children from the northern capt.
tai continues.
Americans are leaving Canton.
The labor situation in Shanghai
remains disturbed.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Paris Taxi Drivers
Dislike ''Pet" Names

PARIS. April A" Assassin is the
favorite kissing. epithet of pedes-
trians for the Paris chauffeur who
ilst misses them. The pedestra
seem to believe the chauffeur misses
them because his aim is bad.
The chauffeurs do not like the
pet name at all. They retort with
the customary pig" ''old package" :"
kind of a thief" sort of dirt" and
"fathead."
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04

that were rampant in the early days.
The world, as far as the seasoned
and atrocious crimes are concerned,
is getting better. The prohibition
law is responsible for marked in.
crease in crime as far as the youth
of the country is concerned. This law
is making criminals faster than the
courts can incarcerate them, but with
their going to prison the old timer
is not carrying on"
Warden lyman is perhaps best
known for the work he accomplish.
ed in ;aaugurating the honor-system
Of road camps for criminals.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
LIQUOR Law MAKING
CRIME, WARDEN STATES

CANON CITY. Colo. April A.
Thomas J. lyman, familiarly known
to more than 5000 conyicts as "War.
den Tom" has quit.
Warden lyman. one of the coun-
try's outstanding penologists. after
eighteen years of service at the Colo
RADIO state penitentiary here, has
relinquished his post to Boone Best.
and will devote the remainder of his
years to his extensive ranching in.
tcrests.
Crime is not on the increase" de.
clared the warden as he stepped
out Of office. THAT is, the crimes
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04

BERLIN. April Carnival kisses
do not count. il has been ruled here
by judge in Cologne
The city has just finished cele-
brating the biggest carnival season
since 1913, and a suit for damages
was a result.
The plaintiff, Fraulen Maria Hor-
sheim. formerly cashier in the beer
hall of Herr Schurman. sued for
100 marks wages in lieu of notice
and as damages for wrongful dis
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Capt. Amundsen
Says His
u orb. Finished

SALT YAKE CITY. Utah. Apr
Capt. Road Amundsen has
arrived here on his way 10 San
Francisco. He said: My hands
are empty, my work is done
The frontier is gone and the day
of the explorer is past. The field
is now left to the airplane pilot
Continents will soon be drawn
closer together by the swifiness
of airplane travel.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
PREDICT REIGN
OF CRIME FOR
CITY ELECTION

CHICAGO. April Three mayor
atty candidates have closed their
speaking campaigns and reports are
current that terrorism. fraud and
violence will be rampant tomorrow
at the city election. Race riots are
rumored. Seven thousand policemen
will be on duty and the National
Guard will also be probably sum-
mon cd
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
CR0SSON
At FAIRBANKS

FAIRBANKS. Alaska, April A.
Joe Crosson landed on his home field
here late Saturday afternoon unde;
most trying flying conditions. a
murky atmosphere heavy snow. max
ing the landscape barely discernible.
He stopped at Ruby on his way hero
from kotZebue, to refuel without 60
ing to SeyOonga CroSSon carried
newspaper correspondent Smith TO
Point Barrow for the Detroit News
wilkins Expedition
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
CARNIVAL KISSES NO
SIN, JUDGE DECIDES

missal which was brought about by
Frau Schurman The wife had caught
her husband in the act OF bestowing
"a good morning kiss upon the cheeks
of the pretty cashier.
Before the case was concluded the
respondent offered to pay the money.
admitting the kiss and the girls dis
missal, but the judge handed down
his decision that such kiss-given
during carnival time, when good
cheer was in the air-was no cause
for dismissal
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Fights to Death Over
20 Cent Tin Bucket

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. April T.
John Wilson, aged II, and Tom Har
vey. aged IS. inmates of the City
Relief Home. fought with knives over
the ownership of a Tin bucket worth
20 cents. AS IA result of the fight
this morning. Wilson is dead and
Harvey lies seriously wounded,
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
,ntorner in Liquor
Cases Under Arrest

SPOKANE. Wash, April Geo.
Heaton, an officer of the Spokane
Board of Trade and Law Enforce
ment organization. which furnished
most OF he information indicting
City Comm ioner Brownlee and 10
others for liquor conspiracy, has been
arrested charged with violation OF
the liuuor laws
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Bible Teachings
Must Not Be Lost
Says Coolidge

WASHINGTON. April DE
claring that AT times it appears
that popular familiarity With
the Scriptures is not as great
as has been in the past. in Am
erican life President Coolidge.
in letter made public yester-
day, said il is difficult to support
the foundations of the govern
ment and society if faith in the
Bib teachings are lost
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
u. S. Navy's Largest
Submarine Is Damaged

VALLEJO. Cal, April 4 Sub
marine S17, one of the navy's lare-
est. crashed into the City of Mare
Island drawbridge yesterday. The
damage is estimated at $4,000 All
members of the crew escaped un-
injured although part of the bridge
fell on the submarine while it jam
med past
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
DAWSON TELEGRAPH MAN
PROMOTED TO EXECUTIVE

w. Lafontane, for % years with
the Dominion Government telegraph
system in Yukon Territory, for the
last several years in charge at Daw-
son has been promoted to an execu-
tive position and ordered to Ottawa.
Lafontaine entered the service at
Skeena and has served at White
horse. Dawson. Fortymile. Dawson
again and manager since 1924.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Air Mail Pilot and
Passenger Are Lost

FRESNO. Cal. April 4.-No trace
has been found of Addie Neher. pilot
of an air mail plane, and A. Shaller
passenger who have been missing
since Sunday morning. The belief is
expressed that the plane unquittingly
frew out over the sea or has been
forced into the mountains and pos
sibly wrecked.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Last Survivor of Arctic
Expedition Dies in Mass.

FALL RIVER, Mass, April 4
Louis T. Noros, believed to be the
last surviving member of the i'll
fated expedition led by Lieut.. Com
George belong in search of the
Northwest Passage to the North Pole
in 1879, is dead at the age Of II
wears
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Dodges officers
Is Years: Back to
Prison on Sfretcher

COLUMBUS, O.. April 1
After lodging the authorities
for the past 10 years, Jesse
Sharp, aged Ga. has been re-
turned 10 the Ohio Penitentiary
on stretcher. He escaped from
prison in 1872 and surrendered
as his health was broken by the
strain in evading police.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Ketchikan Auto Accident;
Occupants Are Not Injured

KETCHIKAN. Alaska April A.
John r. Beegle. insurance man, rid
ing with his wife and three friends.
was forced off the road last night
and the sedan fell 10 feet, landing
with wheels up. Only minor injuries
wore sustained and the car was
practically undamaged, the fall not
even breaking the glass.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
EXPLORER AND BIG
GAME HUNTER DUE
HERE DURING NAY

John Borden. explorer and :.
game hunter of Chicago. and a small
party are planning hunting trip TO
Alaska this summer. They will ar
rive in Juneau May Is on the yacht
Northern Light which has just been
completed for Mr. Borden, and while
here he will take out the necessary
hunting licenses.
The names of those for whom
licenses have been prepared are Mr..
and Mrs John Borden. Mr. and
Mrs. C. B. Goodspeed. and Mr.. and
Mrs r. B. Slaughter.
Historic Boston has II holidays
and official celebrations each year.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Rumored Prince Carol
May Return to Throne

PARIS. April Interest in the
Balkan situation centers around
Prince Carol. of Rumania who left
his Neiully residence yesterday for
an unknown place and returned this
morning to confer with five Ruma-
mans. 1t is through the conference
pertains to his returning to Rumana
and possible ascendancy to the
throne.
MILWAUKEE. Wis, April 4.-Co-
incident with the fling of the arti-
cles of Incorporation of the reorgan-
ized Chicago. Milwaukee and st.
Paul Railroad, now known as the
hicago, Milwaukee and Pacific Rail
.oad, the announcement was also
made of the selection of John J. Me
Cloy. of New York. as President
temporary of the organization.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1927-04-04
Funerals Are
Touched for
Urge for Speed

PARIS, April 1. The post war
urge for speed in the french CAPT
tai is even affecting funerals.
a proposal before the city council
for automobile hearses has aroused
much opposition and bitter comment
bul ii seems likely that American
methods Will be adopted.
one critic laments that speed il
funerals will mark the farewell Of
one of the most beautiful sentiments
in France respect for the dead. He
forcsees the end of the soIr unity in
French death ceremonials.
There are Il classes of funerals
in France, and even the poorest. with
one shabby paid mourner has the
right of way everywhere. French
law requires men To remove their
hats as it passes. Relatives march
uncovered behind the hearse regard-
l-ss of weather, and remain uncover
ed throughout long graveside sery-
les.
Gus. Messerschmidt. proprietor of
HE san Francisco Bakery, is con-
fined IN the st AIMS Hospital at a
result of bruises obtained when sew
eral sacks rf floui fell on him in
the bakery.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-06
TODAY'S ADJUSTMENTS.

NationaI-"Pigs." comedy, at $50
pm.
BelascO-"The Arabian Nightmare,
comedy, at $40 pm.
Poli's-"The Vagabond King, must
cal play. at $40 pm. Matinee at 2:3O
pm.
at 2:l5 and SIS pm.
Earle" Misses and Kisses Revue,
vaudeville. continuous 1870 to II pm.
Strand-"Around the Clock" must
cal presentation, continuous l2;30 to
II pm.
Gayety-"S Sliding Billy" Watson's
Show, burlcsque. at 215 and o1o pm.
Mutual" Bright Eyes" burlesque,
at 2:20 and $50 pm.
metropolitan mr. The \ erv Q $
Wreck" Van and Schcnck, at 1o45
am, 1920, 1855. 3:55, $40, 1:f0 and
9:45 pm.
Palace THE Flaming Forest, -"
Nora Bayes. at IL am, 1850, 2,3V'
1870, 8. s and 9:55 pm.
RialtO-"The Cheerful Fraud at
II am, 1915. $50. $3.50, $50 and $40
pm.
Columbia (second week.-"We're
in the Navy Now" at 1885 am, l:l5.
2:55, AS, G:25. sos and 9:55 pm.
Tivoli April, at 2:25. 4l2.
6:l0, and $50 pm.
Wardman Park Napoleon and
Josephine, and 3 pm.
.tmbas sador-" Bardelys. the Mag
niticent," at 6:15, S and $50 pm.
Ccntral-"Young April" at 1880. >,
$50. ), $50, S and $40 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-06

To Cure a Cold i'm One Day
Take Laxative BROMQ QUININE Tablets;
THE safe and Proven Remedy. 1.-THE FIRST
and Original Cold and Grip Tabletl sigma
ture Of E. w. Grove on the box. 3oc.-Ad-
ertiSnment
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-06

is constructed very accurately on the
scale of one inch to approximately
l.760 feet.
Sandgreen was asked TO Go the work
not only by Comdr Byrd. but by
Philip Rosendahl, administrator OF
North Greenland and DIR. NJ. z. Per
slid. chief Of the Danish Arctic station
at Disco.
The Library of Congress. whose col,
lection of mans contains some of the
most valuable curiosities, as well as
being an almost complete Topographic
cal record OF the whole world, has long
been eager to secure an accurate de.
piction of this little known corner OF
the globe.
Sandgreen's home was on the Crown
Prince Islands He had hunted ali
over them and was the best quaillled
man to be found to execute the com
mission. short of sending an engineer
ing party there equipped with the
best modern instruments.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-06
CURIOUS MAP SENT
TO LOCAL LIBRARY
ESkimo'S Reproduction of the
Crown Prince Islands Pre-
pared for u. S.

What is probably the worlds most
curious map has Just been added to
the collection in the map division Of
the Library of Congress.
This map is of the Crown Prince
Islands, in Disco Bay, on the west
coast of Greenland. 1t was prepared
especially for the Congressional Ii
brary by Silas Sandgreen. an Eskimo
hunter, at the request of Secretary of
the Navy Wilbur, conveyed to him by
Comdr. Richard +. Byrd, the
North Pole flyer. when member of
The Macmillan exploring expedition in
the Summer of 1925.
There was no very accurate map of
these islands in existence. Sandgrcen
knew more about them than any man
living. He was not map-maker.
however. lie agreed TO undertake the
task
First he visited every one Of the So
islands and 10 reefs Then he took
blocks of driftwood from Siberia. the
only material he could obtain. and
carved a relief map of each of them,
showing every hill. valley and linden
tation in the coast. Then Sandgreen,
working with sledGe and kayak, the
Eskimo skin canoe, made rather exact
measurements of their distances and
positions relative TO one another.
Aided by SeaIsI>in.
After obtaining this information he
took a sheet Of sealskin and seWed on
each one of the wooden blocks in its
proper place with a material similar
to catgut. Then he colored the blocks.
yellow blue and black. The yellow
represents grass and swampy ground,
the blue lakes and the black some
thing else. which is not specified. The
uncolored wood shows the area COW
cred by the tides. The reefs he indi
Gated on the sealskin with pencil
marks.
The preparation of this primitive
but exact map involved an incalcula-
BILE amount of work. The hunter had
to visit the more remote islands sew
eral times in order to fix their posi-
ton exactly. He had to rely on his
own initiative for everything. He had
no other maps to refer to and no as,
sistance except that given by other
Eskimos. Every one of the intricate
calculations necessary, even IN the
most primitive sort of map-mahlng,
he was obliged to make himself.
TIoroughness Cited.
Yet the thoroughness of his work is
indicated by the fact that his map
shows So islands. while the best pre-
vious chart. in the possession or the
Danish Government. shows only %
islands The area mapped is approx
mately 20 square miles, and the map
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-06
$685. AUTOISTS ARRESTED
December Catch for Traffic Viola
tons Shows Increase.

The Metropolitan Police arrested
3,0S5 motorists during December for
violation of the traffic code. almost
one-third of them for infraCti"ns Of
the parking regulations, according to
the monthly report of Inspector T.. W.
Browne. in charge OF the Traffic Bu
reau. submitted yesterday to Maj. Ed
win +. TIeSse, superintendent OF
police.
Compared with the record for No
vembcr. this is an increase OF $50
There were pa arrests for speeding,
90 for driving while drunk and l17
for reckless driving
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-01-06
Col. Bennett Reasslgned

Lieut.. Col Claire Il. Bennett.
Quartermaster Corps. attached to the
Office of the QuartermaStcr General
Munitions Building. has been detailed
To additional duty with the Organized
Reserves of the Third Corps area and
assigned 10 duty with motor repair
sections numbers 463. 464, 465, 466 and
49,. Washington. ID. {.
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
SURPRISE PARTY

A lovely surprise party was
given in honor of Leo Coltman
Monday even ng by his sister Doro-
thy. The young couples played
br dge and danced during the even
ing. Miss Elizbett Abbot won the
bridge prize for the girls and Clin-
ton Wager won the bridge prize
for the girls and Clinton Wager
won the bridge prize for the boys.
Those present were Misses Hen
rietta Renshaw. Mamie Bean, En-
ma Lou Sc Bristol, Elizabeth Alb
bot. Tillie Mendelowtz, Sylvia
Epeste'n, Esther Greason, Irene
Bracker, Dorothy Coltman, and
Messrs. Howard Wilkin, Hillie
Capin. Victor Wager, Alfred
Hudg'n, LeGrand Colvin, Billie
Simonton, Clinton Wager and
Leo Coltman.
Mrs. w. H. Farrell was hostess
Thursday afternoon to lovely
bridge party honoring Mrs. Hadley
Sanders.
The ladies who played bridge IN
the beautifully decorated rooms
were Mrs. ]. A. Duffy, Mrs. A. E.
Nogales international., 1927-07-01

COULDN'T GO THERE
"Did you take her home after
the show?"
"No.@ my folks were home"
Nogales international., 1927-07-01

GROUP CONVICTION
District Attorney-"What pos
sible excuse did you fellows have
for acquitting that murderer"
Juryman-"Insanity."
District Attorney-"What! The
whole twelve of you?"
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
Nogales, Arizona, Friday July /, 1927.

Sanders. Mrs. D. A. Green. Mrs.
j. W.. MacFarlane, Mrs. +. w.
Rose, Mrs. J. Jund. Mrs. c. V.
Fowler, Mrs Jackson, Mrs. Hugo
Millers Mrs. G. Marsteller, Mrs.
3. White, Miss Mona White, Mrs.
G. L. Fowler, Mrs. F. M. Lynch,
Mrs. Robins, Mrs. Cumming, Mrs.
E. A. Titcomb, and Mrs. Davey.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Champbell,
formerly Of this city, now living
in Burbank, California, are plan
ming on building beautiful home
there. Mr.. Campbell bought a
lumber yard there and is doing a
flourishng business.
Among the many people from
Nogales who motored to Tucson
for the funeral of Henry Levin
were Chas. Holler, H. Renshaw,
and Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A. Legarra.
E. A. Titcomb has gone on a
short business trip to Phoenix and
other parts of the state.
Mrs. A. T. Davis and son An
drew left for Guadalajara Satur-
day night.
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
CONFIDENT MISS

"Did you ever go home from an
automobile ride with a college
boy?
eyes, Pm no snob.
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
WoT,s IN A NAME7

Frosh-"Do you notice any
Improvement, Professor, since last
week?"
Professor-"Yes, now that you
call my attention to it, l think
your hair is parted"
Nogales international., 1927-07-01

Phoenix-Navajo Light and
Power Company files letters of
incorporation.
Glendale-First carload Of can
taloupes shipped from here re-
Gently.
Benson-Drillers to build oil
derrick at wildcat we'll on Mesa
near here.
Florence-Federal Road Bureau
approves $1,300,00O scenic high.
way over Coolidge Dam.
Yuma-Silver Mines Consoli-
dated recently shipped silver bull.
lion worth $4,000 from here
Tombstone - improvements
made to restaurant of Jess Routh.
Tombstone Giacoma Brothers
new theater nearing completion.
Douglas-New lead smelter
here nears completion.
Flagstaff-Contracts to be
awarded for erection of bridge
over Grand Canyon and Colorado
River at Lee Ferry.
Phoenix-Old claims in vulture
District yield rich ore.
Grand Canyon-Bids to be
opened June % for construction
of 81S miles road, small bridge
and pipe conduits on north rim Of
the Grand Canyon
Douglas Southern Pacific
Railroad Company extending side
tracks at Apache, Chiricahua.
Bernardino and Lee, and con-
structing new sidetrack at Ber-
nardino and Cazador.
Nogales international., 1927-07-01

Vera STAN, Wall Street s.snog-
rapher, in her six ounces Sunnmer
clothes including ffori. shoes,
stockings and "undics Etonom-
j al and comfortable. says Miss
otan:.
Major P. Lopez and family have
gone to their new post in San An
tonic.
Antonio Ruiz, who has been Wis
iting his uncle, Francisco Elias in
Nogales, Sonora, left Wednesday
for his home in Douglas,
Q g
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
Page Three
RATHER PERSONAL.

Dad-"I'll not have this. You
must come home earlier. Why,
what on earth would a college
educated girl be doing out this late
in carr"
Co-ed-"Now, Daddy. don't get
nasty"
Nogales international., 1927-07-01

MAKING A RACE OF IT
"The only reason l am behind
in my studies," said Oscar Whim-
"is so that I can pursue
them better"
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
FAMOUS HINTS

"Just because my watch isn't
going is no reason for you to park
here all night"
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
MISS CREASON ENTERTAINS

Miss Esther Greasson was host
ess to charming bridge par5y
Friday at her home on Potrero
street. A delightful afternoon
was spent by the younger set.
Miss Mona White won first
pr re, Miss Tillie Mendelowitz Sec
ond, and Miss Julia Myrle Weed
consolation. Dainty refreshments
were served by the young host
ess.
Those invited were Misses En-
ma Louise Bristol, Dorothy dean
Coltman, Julia Myrle Weed, Ruth
Abbott, Mamie Bean, Elizabeth
Abbott, Roberta Bean, Grace
Mitchell. Henrietta Renshaw, Tiny
Legarra, Olga Lopez, Gladys
Welch, Tillie Mendelow' tz. Har-
riet Mendelowitz, Dorothy Sand
ers, Nancy Gillespie, Helen Fowler,
Mona White, Mary Smelker and
Blanche Gambee.
Mrs. G. B. Mason is in Nogales
visiting her brother, N. B. Mer-
Ger of the Nogales Buick Mercer
Company. Mrs. Mason is &C.
companied by her son, Burnett.
Nogales international., 1927-07-01
@:DeddesJost

GROUP CONVICTION
District Attorney-"What pos
sible excuse did you fellows have
for acquitting that murderer?"
Juryman-"Insanity."
District Attorney-"What! The
whole twelve of you?"
COULDN'T GO THERE
"Did you take her home after
the show?"
"No. my folks were home"
OBLIGING
Manager-"Why did you strike
this young lady?"
Waiter-"Well, she asked me
to fetch her a wrap. And all /
done wuz to fetch her a good one
over the right eye."
CONFIDENT MISS
"Did you ever go home from an
automobile ride with college
boy?
eyes, Pm no snob.
WOT'S IN A NAME?
She was only a window blind
manufacturers daughter, but she
had a shady reputation.
Frosh-"Do you notice any
improvement, Professor, since last
week."
Professor-"Yes, now that you
call my attention to it, l think
your hair is parted"
FIFTY-FIFTY GRANDPOP
Old Gent.-"When 1 was lad
I didn't think anything of chop
ping up woodshed full of logs"
Youngster-"WelN, I don't
think so much about it, either"
AT THE BOX OFFICE
"Well. finally got into the
movies"
"You really did! And how?
"Oh, paid the usual fifty
cents"
TAKE YOUR PICK
New Steno-"I've added up
these columns ten times, sir"
Boss-"Good for you."
"And here are the ten ansers."
A NATURAL
"And how do you like school?"
asked the kind old lady.
"Closed," answered the little
lad.
THERE'S A REASON
I know girl
An awful gawk.
She'd love to ride
But has to walk.