New Britain herald., 1927-12-31

Iol d I,tiu-iu- tnt-DdCh IcIltuA.
 IL has been an interesting year as years go.
 The revolt Of youth proceeds apace. It is riyalled ill zest only by the revolt of the elders.
 The Smith Brothers blandly look out upon the whirling spheres.
 Il, C.. Wells, G. K. Chesterton ard C. Bernard Shaw continue to De the most interesting writers in England. We have this on the authority ol II. C. Wells, c. K. Chesterton and c. Bernard Shaw.
 "Abie's Irish Rose" is still bloom ing in the garden of comedy.
 Councilman Samuel Sablotsliv maintains Coolidge-lille silence and is becoming known as the "SphinX."
 Certain persons prefer to pro- nounce il either" while the tunda- mcntalists insist it is pronounced either"
 Men who are willing to sacrifice their personal fortunes and become the savior of their country rushing headlong in the general direction Of Washington.
 The tlapper has come to stay, de- spite all predictions to the contrary.
 Washington announces that pro- hibtion will continue to be en- forced just as strictly as during the past year. Bootleggers having plans drawn for more private yachts and suptuous homes.
 Time has not tempered the an noyancc incident 10 motoring over the railroad tracks at Elm street and Main street.
 Alderman William II. Judd dis courses on the pleasant and sopori- tic drone of the senatorial bee.
 santa Claus myth carefully put away in mothballs for another year.
 Human nature about the same as it was twelve months ago. running q temperature, individually and col loCtiycly, now and then.
 The Friends of the Prohibition Movement still in possession of the championship for optimism, long and short distance.
 Term "seCond childhood" elimin- aied from the' language. Condition exists continually from infancy to death. Ask Grandma, she knows.
 Chain thcaters renew their threats 10 build new playhouse in New Britain.
 'NcNer give a sucker a chance" holds place as the worlds best s!o- gan.
 Male timidity and cowardice dem- onstrated by their hesitancy of the sex to burn up the ties received for Christmas. Lot Of people will forget to change their automobile places tonight and tell Bill Hart about it later.
 Board of education expects to re- turn the usual large balance at the end oi fiscal year.
 Dempsey, in his usual role. threat cning to knock inc crown off Tun- ncy's head. MT. Dempsey still cham rion-threatener.
 Prince of Wales becomes better acquainted with Mother Earth. Wonder ir h. removes hat when he meets her. Or if it just flies off.
 Lots os boys who wanted to grow up and become policemen change minds and are willing to turn to air for cNcitment.
 Children continue 70 be children. Men and women continue to be chil- dren.
 People who wouldn't think of at tending burlesque show go into ocotacies over revue. Part of public clings to usc of ah- solutoly and positively How old fashioned.
 Rootleg~ors' slogan: "Don't see America thirst"
 Adolcscents hastening from B. tc "
 Plase become blah-se.
 An. yes. Common people have co-,turcd Puseia. Again.
 "The Tadder" giving an irritation of Nr. Tennovson's little brook at Now York playhouse.
 Oh. for a day without front page murder
 Nineteen Twenty Eight on the doorsten. TTo. hum.