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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
"pATRIOTI>N" WHICH
FAILED TO WORK

When Edward Dohcny, oil mag
nate. was asked to explain why he
was so anxious to take over part OF
the governments naval oil reserve
in Elk Hills and erect storage tanks
in Hawaii, he replied he was actu-
ated by purely patriotic reasons.
When Albert 3. FAN yielded the
naval leases to Doheny he also was
actuated by patriotic reasons.
Both wanted 10 prevent seepage
into adjoining oil fields in Califor-
MIA; both were willing that part OF
the Doheny oil should be placed IN
storage tanks in midPacific.
1t was a plausible theory - II
Dohenv and Fall and their counsel.
To the general public it didn't sound
quite that way. To the l. S. supreme
court the patriotic impulse was
branded for what it was-a subtcr-
rlge, an excuse to get something
for next to nothing.
The highest tribunal in the land
did nobly in ruling UNANIMOUSLY
that Doheny must give up all he got
through Fall; that the entire tran
saction was illegal. that the agree
mants we're tainted by fraud, thai
Fall as secretary OF the interior hat
no right TO dispose OF government
property in this manner. The kerne
in the cocoanut is that the entire
oil scandal was entirely as serious
a scandal as the public first though
il was.
1t is this Doheny who has huge OF
land interests in Mexico. under du
Dious titles OF ownership, who want!
the American government to pro
tecr his alleged holdings there
When Harding was president h'
found a ready tool in Secretary Fall
now he finds in Kellogg a man be
loved willing to be another tool
Doheny's idea Of patriotism is no
how much good he can do for al
citizens OF the country, but how
much good can be done for himself
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

ton; moderate north and northeast
winds increasing and becoming
| fresh Wednesday.
Conditions: Pressure is high over
nearly all portions of the country
| this morning but greatest in tho
upper lake region and northern
| Mississippi valley and relatively low
over the central Gulf region and
| the lower Mississippi valley districts.
! Cloudy and unsettled conditions
with occasional SHOWS or rains pre-
vail in the Mississippi and Ohio
| valley districts and eastward to the
/ south Atlantic coast. Heavy rains
were reported in the central gulf
region. New Orleans. Louisiana.
reported 416 inches during the pest
| "A hours. Temperatures are lower
in the plains states just east OF tho
| Rocky mountains and also over on
taro and the upper lake region.
/ Conditions favor for this vict0'''
increasing cloudincss followed u!
snow or rain and not much chs!
I in temperature.
l.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

for screen amusement, it cannot be
regard, Il otherwise than as astonjSh =
ing that all these blue prognosti-
cations have failed 10 pass. Instead
OF fewer theatcrs we have more Of
thcaters have been erected in New
Britain and one has Just been open
"a in tho neighhorinG town Of
Pfainyillc. to so no further away
from home.
The answer is that tho moving
picture industry is substantial. popu-
lar and here 10 stay. II turns ont
that radio has not in iurod it in III"
least. More. rather than less. capt.
tai has been invested in it since ra-
do began: and this week the worlds
largest theat"r devoted to pictures.
is to open in New York-hcing No.
c or 50 opening the past year.
Much OF the continued success OF
tine moving picture industry rests
upon the consistent use Of printers
ink. The industry has become The
most liberal advertiser in the amusc-
mont field. The public is constantly
reminded. in every town where the
industry thriy"s. that tho films arc
a. hand to be seen. The industry has
left nothing TO chance: the public
is constantly intrigued by the an
rounccmonts and the lure of good
entertainment. Tho films are con-
struc'cd TO please large majority
of the public: but this in itself
would not he enough. Il is the ef,
ficinnt manner in which the adver-
Using is done that is the backbone
Of tho industry's success. Just like
the development Of the automo
bll'. u lllt II W. ltdl anu So
much. would have been impossible
without effective solicitation Of The
public's interest through advertising
so the moving pictures would have
scarcely developed 10 a fraction o.
their present importance withou
the use OF liberal space. II is on'
thing to have something that tbs
public may need or may buy: but j.
Is another thing to bridge the chasn
between the goods and the pocket
book. The industry under discussion
has done II. and has surmountct
the serious threat Of radio in ;
manner that ELECTS the admiration
of all beholdcrs.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

caught. the offender will be prosc-
cuted.
Mrs Latham entertained the Y. =.
s. G. l.. of the Baptist church at her
homo on South Stanley street last
evenin-.
The Mcridon, Southington, &
Lighting Co. has passed under its
control. The tracks will be Joined
at Lazy Lane and through cars run
for the first time.
"R esolved: that public advocacy
by speech or writing of the doctrine
! that all government is contrary TO
! human rights should be prohihit"d'
vas debated at the Y. NJ. G.. \. last
evening. Z. +, King and L. w.
/ Brown were the disputants for the
affirmative and W. +. Bclchcr and
! William Fritzson for the negative.
Arson +. Nicts acted chairman and
Robert Il. Lindsay rs secretary. The
! rcgatiy" was awarded the judges
decision.
Thomas Carcy's saloon at AS
South Main street WAS destroyed by
! ire abbui v tlo' IL llli'' iIloi iiilt'
/ Tho cause is unknown. Damage viii
| be about $500.
The fire commissioners will meet
tonight and will probably elect a
new chief He viii be "a member OF
the department and will probably be
given a full time position paying At
least $500 a year. Tho leading candi-
J.
Sullivan. Foreman Leroy NJ. Co"lcs
of Engine 60. No. >. and Foreman
l.. NJ Dame Of Engine GO. No. /.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
HlS SIRlkl,S ALTO

The left front fender of an an
lomobilc driven by Henry L.. lloN-
man of 81 Linden street WAS dam
aged when struck 10y passenger
bus owned by Peter Augustine Of
CS1 Arch street and driven hy JO-
soph Kozlowski of Pennington
aycnue. kansington. at Clio last
evening. Hoffman reported 10 tn"
police that he brought his car 70
n stop as he was about to turn
left at the west sid" Of Central
park. to allow Il car being towcd in
an easterly direction Ia pass. The
bus, coming from behind. struck
his car No arrest was made.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

formal wedding a dark business suit,
white shirt, four-in-hand tie and
black shoes would be correct.
q. What breeds Of chickens are
best for producing brown, and white
eggs and meat?
A. The answer is too voluminous
to be published in this column but
the bulletin poultry Primer, pub
lished by our Washington Bureau
and ohtainablc for five cents in
stamps or coin gives the intorma-
ton and much more valuable adj
vice about poultry raising.
9. What does it signify to dream
of a wall that impedes progress?
\. II one believes that dreams
mean anything this particular one
is said to mean that you will have
obstacles to overcome. II one sue
cceds in getting out it means per
sonal triumph and success. If not
il means failure of some plan or
purpose.
@. Can an elephant outrun 4
horse?
\. No. Elephants are slow ami
mails. Their value TO man is the
ability to carry heavy burdens long
distances at a steady pace. usually
about four miles an hour.
Q. Is Ella Cindors the name OF
a real person?
A. She j. fictitious character.
Tn" name was coined by transpos-
ing Cinderella to make two names.
Q. Who invented tho game o.
basketball and when? Is 1t played
extensively in the United states?
A. 1t was invented in 1891 by
James Naismith from a suggestion
made by Dr. l.. II. Gulick that there
vas an opportunity TO fill in the
time between the football ard the
baseball seasons with an indoor
game, The tirst printed statement
! about the game appeared in 1892
ana il Immediately met with favor
and was taken up. Young Mems
Christian Associations played i;
| first followed shortly by athletic
clubs, National Guar,Ismcn, schools
ana tpIl' St'S. Il'I = ar biShtLbd III
leagues all over the United States
and championship games are played
@. Can sound be heard In a
vacuum
a. There is no sound in vacuum
because air. the medium of trans
mission is absent.
Q. Why does a barrel Of water
float in a stream?
\. After it has displaced It's own
weight the buoyant force OF the
stream keeps it afloat.
9. Why does popcorn pop
\. Popcorn has an excess OF
hard, tlinty endospcrm which is Sup
posed to give it the property OF
popping under the application of
heat, by the explosive expansion OF
steam formed Cunder pressure o",ug
0 the hard wall Of the kcrn.D tr@u
the minute quantities OF water ir
the coils Of tho interior portion OF
tho grain.
9. What was The Medieval Age
4. il began with the fall Of the
Roman Empire in the West. a. p
476 and ended with the discovery oil
America by Columbus in 149".
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
PtDI OtkI\t AIDEB( EN

our neighhorluS metropolis Of
Waterbury has been having ON" Of
those periodical commissions that try
mems souls. Long framed as tn"
wottcst town in CONNECTICUT The
brass city has been content, But
'eform is uul'r way; federal prohl-
bjtton agents have been concentrate
Ing upon this center 90 liberty ana
freedom, with tn" result that -
liquor clubs have boon caught IN
the net Of reform. their proprI"t"fs
ar" losing wight thinking about
$50 the Waterbury American
a''rs-1nd 20 make matters worse
'hAn usual, the government Is eN-
u'ct"i TO pa"lo'N Inc h"'@NouH OF
synthetic JoE
Waterbury hoo''A dispensers
mai" the lIuSt"l," o' h'lhS 700 open
about their trade. The booze si'na-
ton IN New YORK was a secret so
clctN compared with the hlSh-hahh-
81 ana open m'thodS tolIoN'u III
NtorhGry. II reports ar" 10 De
trusted, In inns Jay or the IHfI1 ana
the \oIStead certain I'm" cannot
he passed without something pad
locks: safety lies 10y exercising Ger
tam lAuEih'h'' by taxing care no.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
QUESTIONS ANSWERED

You can get an answ to any
question OF fact or information by
writing to the Question Editor.
New Britain Herald, Washington
Bureau. 1929 New York avenue.
Washington, D. c.. enclosing two
cents in stamps for reply. Medical,
legal and marital advice cannot be
given, nor can extended research
be undertaken. All other questions
will receive a personal reply. In
signed requests cannot be answered.
An letters are confdential.-Ed
Q. IF man having wife, and
three children aged 16, 70 and Il.
becomes a citizen Of the United
states do they also become citizens
concurrontly?
y. His naturalization will confer
citizenship on the child under q
years OF age but not on the others.
If he was naturalzed on or after
September %, 1922, his wife did not
become an American citizen by
reason Of such naturalization. If
hofor" that date. she also took
American citizenship on her hus-
bands naturalization.
q. How large is the Vatican and
how many rooms does it contain?
A. i covers about 1877 acres
and contains over LOO rooms.
q. What is the valuo of a large
copper cent dated 1898? Were many
coinrdr
\. They ar" valued a l to 90
cents The value Of all such coins
mintcd was sG3,7o2
Q. DO the number of buttons on
a rattl"snakc's tail indicate its age"
\. Tho curious cpid"rmal struc-
ture at the end OF the rattlesnalc's
tail consists Of Il tapcring series Of
amhcr-colorcd na'tcncd bells which
are locked into one another. The
oldest or terminal bell the huttom
is in reality tho horny covering Of
tn" tip OF the tail which was not
discarded when the skin was first
moltod. At each succeeding molt the
tip is pushed out by the now skin
and a bell is added at the base
with each new shedding of the skin.
| Theoretically these bells ought to in
dictate the number OF moltings and
| the age Of the snake but wear and
accident interrupt or break The SGT
| so often that the rule does not hold
| with any certainty.
! q. How old is Babe Ruth?
\. SO yoan.
q. What is the correct costume
| for 4 groom at wedding at S
/ o'clock in the morning.
y. Formal daytime dress con-
sists of u black or oxford gray cut
away coat. trousers of gray. striped
| wOrstcl WaistCoat of fancy fabris
| or to match coat. white linen fold
or wing collar. foilr-in- hand or bow
| tie; patent leather or CalfSkin boots,
! black derby or silk hat. For an in
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

There are 20l4 telephone girls
in the state. II a visibility telephone
is ever invented and the hello girls
continue to be rs easy to look at
rs the present crop, the calls VIII
increase TO such proportions mat
.ooS will be necessary: and there
will be a need for lGG telephone Oh
ices instead of only So.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
TIL. BOULDER DAM
EILTBl STF.K

And so they are going to talk the
Boulder Canyon dam bill to death
But only for this session. The cloturc
rule-by which the Senate with n
tNo-thrds vote can limit debate on
any given mcaSuro--iS one of Mr..
Dawes pet schemes to force final
action: but if the tWo-thirds ma jor-
ity is not forthcoming there is no
ClOturc. In case OF the dam bill
this is not meant as cusS Word. Of
course, but merely to describe the
lii by its colloquial term-tho Ari-
IONA wing has enough supporters to
insure q continuance Of th"flibus-
ter when and if necessary.
There are certain observers Of
American institutions who have told
us that history has AMPLY justified
the filibustcr: that more bad laws
have been talked to death than
good ones. At any rate under clotwe,
where enough directors are on hand
TO insure a fiibuster. there is
enough smoke TO Justify caution.
Perhaps this is the rule in this case.
The kernel of the opposition is
that Los Angeles is expected to
benefit disproportionatcly from this
enormous gOv.rnm project
There are many citizens who object
TO any one city or state henefiting
too much from a federal undertake
ing. and Just now these are on the
side Of the filibustcr.
Los Angeles, through tho Boulder
Dam project, would he insured of 4
plentiful water supply; it would also
be insured OF large supply 0,
! cheap electric power.
In the case Of the cheap powo,
| il should not be oyr Rocked that ths
/ Southern Edison company. which
I now supplies southern California
with electricity. is strongly oppose,
( to the Eonlder Dam. The comran,
| docsu't want any such competition
/ or tn" competition OF any o'he
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
IS Years Ago Today

Harry Sloper. manager of til" New
britain Gas company has completely
recovered from his long illness and
is now again attending to his duties.
President Charles +. Smith of
nanAris, Frary. 4 Clark has return
ed from Europe. Mr.. Smith has been
absent hut Il few weeks. his trip be-
ing purely business one.
Horac" A. james. clerk at w. f..
Clark's, las gone to Nantucket
Drpslte the work Of SclrctInan
Prior in trying 10 break ont the
roads tn" lack of natural drainage
in rlainvillc has made the roads in
TO min ponds. They arc virtually
paved with slush.
Superintendent Cooley has been
greatly annoyed by some person who
has smashed the glass in the alarm
box at Hart streets several times. II
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
NEW NOItk'S CLEANUP
1. Night Club arc Refused Licenses
by Commissioner.

Now York, March | NlD-Thc
latest blow at Broadway has been
struck by William +. Quigl"y. COM
missioner OF licenses. who refused to
issue permits 10 Il night clubs. &C
c1ls"d of violating the 3 a. III. cur
few law.
Among the clubs was Texas Guin-
ans 600 club which already had
accepted a government paddock.
Other wcll known cabarots which
failed to close at tho proper time in
Guided the Shadowland. the tommo-
dorr. Italian Garden, ana even the
staid Pennsylvania tea room.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

,Npcdlou. Of voting for il, and with
out unnecessary legislative INTERIOR
euce We t.ar. however. that such
method will not commend itself
10 the legislative party men. II is
entirely too modern, and would tend
to make the cities entirely too in
dependent OF the legislatures.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
Observation
On The Weather

Washington, March 1.---Forecas
for southern New Englanl: In
crcasing cloudinoss tonight followed
by snow or sloot on the coast and
snow in the interior Wednesday.
Not much change in Temperatures.
Moderate northerly winds becoming
northeast and increasing Wcdnos-
day.
Forecast for Eastern New York:
Cloudy tonight; Wednesday snow or
slcet on the coast and snow in the
interior; not so cold in north por-
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
Privately Owned Autos
Kill Trolley Business

Leominstcr. Mass. March l ~
Curtaiment Of trolley service which
will affect several cities and towns
of Northern Worcester county Ta5
announced by tie Worcester Con-
solidated Street Railway company
in a letter Just received by Mayor
Bernard W. Doyle. The Letter
blames the privately owned autos
mobiles for the loss Of patronage.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
N.rhey Audit Bureau OF Circulation.

Member Audit Bureau OF Circulation
rEs A. b. c. 10 national Organization
.h,ch furnishes newspapers ano ad'et.
isers with . strictly honest snalSet Oh
circulation Our circulation statie,lce
Hrs hs,ed upon this eudtt. This 'nsufes
protection AGAIN.: fraud Ia newspaper
a,rr.bu,ion tisu e. to both national ano
.ocai advertisers.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
RAILROADS AND BANKS

The man in the street.-The
ordinary automobile dolger, VIM
dow-shopper and sign gazer-
would be hard put. perhaps, to en-
plain how railroad efficiency effects
bank credit. Here the Federal Re
serve Bank of Boston comes to his
aid, with the following para graph
which appeared in its business re-
port:
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
FactsondEancies
By ROBERT CULLEN
by ROBE,HT OIIIIT\


Moonshine Will Kill rabbits. but il
has to be forced down them.
Looks as if the movement 20 ahol-
ish hell has been abandoned as I'M
popular.
Lots wife made tho mistake OF
violating the rule aacinst tho left
turn.
Franco and Italy arc next door
noighbors Of one mind, They arc
9 gainst disarmament.
War has educational uses. The
class in geography Will now learn
Shanghai wasn't named after Il
rooster.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
THE DISTINCTION

Alien: My wife has a new coat
Evans: FUR 80
.Nlen; "Yos; but not paid eur"
T.. G.. Ryan.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

A Chicago gangstor has turned
states evidence. He obviously be-
licNcs in q Suitch in time,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Member Of the Annotated ire>s.
mo Associated Press 10 eIcluei'ely en-
,t,sd to the use for Republication Of
all news credited TO l. or not othei WIRE
credited In this paper and also local
news published therein.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Grocer: Can't | sell YOU some
insect POWDER"
Mrs. JannScnn. mo. Der kind
off insects We got aroundt der house
amt so stylish yet dot dey got TO
use powder"
Mary H. Uauck
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
WHAT SHE THOUGHT

Mrs. Shaw: My husabnd is aw-
fully kind to dumb animals, cspc-
cially insects"
Mrs. Potter: What makes you
think that"
Mrs. Shaw: "Why, in his sleep
last night he must have been trying
TO teach an ant to stand on its
hind legs, for he was continually
shouting Anty up"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
TELEPHONE CALLS
Business OH,cs go. VS.
Editorial Rooms go. S:e

The only profitable Advertising medium
IN the CITY. Circulation oooke sno pre-"
room always open TO AdSertieefa.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
SOC | Al.

Tho hottest place in the world is
in Death Valley, California, where
II government Thermometer regis
tered 134 degrees in tn" shade.
Inhabitants Of the region are said
to y" 50 used 10 the heat that they
never fry eggs on tn" courthouse
steps and the word "humidity" has
been used only once in IS years,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
MI NC

It's odd that oil smooths troubled
seas.
Eut stl'I that's honest stuff.
In International affairs
It's oil that makes things rough.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

The Herald 10 on sale daily IN Ne"
York It Ho,alings Newsstand, llHies
square; schu,z'e Newsstsuds. Entrance
yiant Central. t2nd Street.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
THE Fun SHOP NEWS WEEKLY

In ono year United States tourists
spend $&5o,Qoo.o0o in Europe, Sta
'irians say.
It is estimated that they get be-
tween $4,000 ana $l00.o00 worth
Of goods and services. not counting
material for Conversations
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issusd Daily tsunday Excepted)
A Herald Bldg. 81 Church Street
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
THE NfO!)I .

Next summers skirts. It's said, vii
stop
Five inches up above The knee:
Does Paris still ordain the styles?
If so, Murray for gay Parcc,.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

If spring skirts four inches above
the knee appear at our house, what
is saved on cloth viii b" spent on
paddles.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

The best prayer is ono of thanks
giving. Many Of us get all In"
blessings We deserve.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

tho world owes him a living is never
a good collector.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Radio has been instrumental in
demonstrating to millions the differ
cnce between 4 violin ana a fiddle.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Entered At the Pos: once at New Britain
~ second ClAss Mail Matter.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Nobody has yet come TO the sup
port Of Mrs Fcrgusons record with
radn tn" Texas pcnlt"utiary Il re-
spectacle place in which to live.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

The railroads Of New Eng
land have increased their eli
cheney to Extraordinary extent
the past two years. and the
cumulative effect of more rolia-
bic and rapid service has been
10 permit both manufacturers
and merchants Of New Eng
land 10 operate with lower in
ventorics Of raw materials and
finished merchandise This has.
o. course, reduced their re-
quircmeuts for bank credit"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01
SPORTS

Sport writer's say that Tmney
would whip Dempsey in a return
bout.
This opinion is considered i'm
portant. bccaus" they all said
Dempsey would whip Tunncy the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Prescott: "Ics. my dear"
Tommy: We'll, maybe he was
S'ung hy one Of those spelling
bees"
ii. G. Carter
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

First moving pictures We're inclin-
Cd TO Splinter. Will the first talking
movies stuttcr"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1927-03-01

Whatever Of JOY the p"ssjmist
expected.