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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-19
FEMALE HELP WANTED

FEMALE HELP WANTED
WANTED-Young lady Of good ap-
pearancc to call on private homes
with music library, can earn ten
dollars a day. Preference to
musician. See II. Frank, Hotel
Patterson.
WOMEN--Earn SIS dozen sewing
aprons. Absolutely no selling.
Experience unnecessary. Mate
rails cut; instructions furnished.
Stamped envelope brings particu-
lars. Art Dress Co., Stamford,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-19

TIE United States governm ant
d st.oys 1900 tocs cf worn out
paper money every ycar.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-19

Marek, exclusive diamond deal
err. Office at 108 Third street,
Bismarck. N. D.
FOR SALE-Registered Oxford
rams and ewes all Of good size,
well boned and dense fleece, pa
pers furnished. Duroc Jersey
bears and gifts, long and heavy
boned, papers furnished. Regis
tered polled milking shorthorn
bulls. These are Of good milking
strain. Come and see them, three
miles north of Bismarck. Nagel
& Strutz, Bismarck, n. D. Box q.
HOMESEEKERS (ONLY)-Excur.
sion to Southern Texas, and a
side trip to Old Mexico. Single
fares $50, man and wife $50
round trip from Minneapolis, all
meals and berths included, for an
eight day trip. Special cars leave
Minneapolis each Friday night
during December. D. T. Owens
& Co., Bismarck, N. D.
FOR SALE-Dalton Adding Ma
chine, $50; brand new army over
coat, size 80, $12; IL boxes car
bon paper, beautiful oil reading
lamp, picture frames. Inquire
502 Seventh street.
NATIONAL CASH REGISTERS
New and seeond hand. Over 500
styles and Lies. We have one to
fit your business. w. E. Stitzel,
representative. Patterson Hotel,
Bismarck, N. D.
WANTED-Some reliable party to
assume balance on a 5000 piano
for whi.... customer can not finish
payne, is. Piano just like new.
Make v. r own terms. Phone
290 for appointment.
WANTED ON SHARES-Four or
five hundred good breeding ewes,
fifty head f good young cattle.
plenty Of feed and the best of
range. Address A. P. Rauch,
Wing, N. D.
FOR SALE-Fivc fur coats and 2
cloth overcoats, second hand, in
good condition for half price.
Frank Krall, tailor.
FOR SALE-Choice imported Ger
man Rollers and Hartz Mountain,
also .lative singers. Cages, seeds,
treats, etc. Phone 115-J, Jacob
Bull, Dickinson, N. D.. Box 72S.
PIANIST and Phrenologist, Madam
Lattimorelle here, 3l8 Mandan
street. Reading hours: 2 to S and
z to 10. Helps find lost articles.
See her today.
FOR SALE-North Dakota feeding
pigs, several desirable gifts. L.
f. Heaton & Son. Mckenzie, No.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-19

w AAS 41lO-<A tWO VI lluISe Cn6lJ
barber shop in small town. Price
reasonable. Write Tribune No. So.
FOR RENT-Garage at AT First
street. Phone PAIR.
FOR RENT-Garage, 412 Sixth
Street. Phone ITO.
FOR SALE OR TRADE
FOR SALE-Or trade on motor
cycle. One Tube Westinghouse
radio complete; batteries, tube,
aerial and two sets headphones.
1900 mile distance. 4l8 First
street.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-19
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After aeeuslng lesrkhsm & en-.
Rloying o!d.fsskleaed netAo6s,
vance promises 70 name the ppr.
derer On q eegtoin dote. He build
cases ageinst several persons M
deliberately breeles them down
to prepero Markham 70 aeeept his
case against Tie guilty ocle. n
takes Markhsm TO Mailer beneen's
apestment, finds The sun Mn
which Alvin Benson w1s shot apd
: box Of jewels that had b6ea
taken from tie scene of Tie Nur.
der. He warns Heath to beware
Of Major Benson VIXEN he arrests
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1927-11-19
ROOMS FOR RENT

ROOMS FOR RENT
FOR RENT Ground floor bed
room next to bath. Private en-
trance. For one or two gentle
men or married couple. Reason
able. Phone 1893, COL Second
street and Ave. B.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03

they did not need to work very hard before they were married.
 One of the most persistent of modern fallacies is that when a woman marries and "sets up house. keeping" she thereby escapes the necessity for work.
 Just ask 'em. Or perhaps, watch them. Unless they have a servant or two-which the vast ma jority haven't-they are as busy as bees nearly all the time.
 An artist the other day drew a picture. It showed a woman ironing in her kitchen. The clock showed 1t was early evening, just after the third meal of the day. The dishes were not yet washed. On the floor sprawled an infant playing with toys. Through an open door hubby could be seen sprawled in a cozy chair, and in another sprawled a friend. Both were smoking cigars. And under the picture the husband was quoted as saying these words:
 "No sir, I put my foot down on my wife working after We were married,'
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
GREAT IMPROVEMENTS
 IN GREAT CITIES

Boston plans to spend millions in the construction of traffic loops and incidental street changes. "The time has come for Boston to spend money to keep up with the march of progress" says the mayor.
 Cleveland is planning to spend s10o,oO0,oo on it's waterfront, in cluding high speed boulevards. parks, a stadium. piers, terminals and what not. The improvement Is necessary to conform to the growth of the city," says the city manager.
 Chicago is spending millions in changing the waterfront into q thing of beauty and utility, with reclaim- ed land and incidental parks and boulevards feature. Chicago has been carrying out similar projects for 20 years and there apparently Is no end to the possible improvements.
 Once in a while one reads Of a mayor who actually practices economy, or at least breaches it. But they are in the minority.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
SEEING MORE LIGHT
 IN RUMANIA

Rumania will bear watching. Tho death of its 'uncrowned king" Bratiano, has brought about possi- bilities irrespective of whether Prince Carol returns to the throne.
 Dispatches from that hitherto land state that Jultu Maniu, leader of the national peas ants party, is hedded for the top of a new cabinet.
 That would mean something progression Rumanla.
 His idea Is, to abolish censorship, re-establish the liberty of the pres and the individual, permit peaceful assembly, throw overheard drastic financial and economic laws, en- courage the entry of American capi- tai, and seek q loan in the United States.
 Getting a loan in the L. S. A. Is the main plank in every forward looking foreign program. IL certainly always helps.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03

least has been informed that a per- init must be obtained from the gov ernment before the work can be continued.
 Heretofore the government has been extraordinarily careful regard ing any possible damage that might be done to navigable rivers. The Swift and Ware rivers empty into the Connecticut. and to divert them will mean q drop in the average height Of the states main artery for vaterborne commerce.
 The high handed methods some metropolitan cities employ in the acquisition of watersheds has given constant irritation to citizens living in the regions affected. Through the war department the government has an opportunity of taking a hand in this matter and teaching one large city that the rights Of others cannot be abridged at will.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
FORD'S CONFIRMATION TO PROSPERITY

Lizzies new little sister, which Henry Ford has fathered, has emit ted a squawk which has been heard from coast to coast, If not around the world. Much Is expected of the new baby. Already every hard boiled Wall street operator has taken on new hope. It loops like no new princess born to any potentate ever had a more suspicious beginning in this vale of tears.
 For the past six months business in general has not maintained the pace of earlier similar periods. Mr. Hoover has just concluded the 18th howl by administration spokesmen as to the wonderful prosperity that insists on clinging 10 the good old ship of state. But everybody knows it Is pure propaganda to talk that Nhs' i1H'l , pONiS hilON9 tlltL II tlIt Democrats were in power that MT. Hoover and every other good, tried and true Republican. including every Republican organ or opinion and news matter, would be joining in program of blues. It is significant that this era Of business hcsitancy came Colncidont with the shutdown Of the great Ford plants and corre- latiye industries.
 Now there has been q forward fling that has stimulated the entire country. Even luck broke fayorably -on the day of the first Ford an- nouncemcnt about the new Lizzie the weather from coast to coast be- came more seasonablc, causing mcr- chants to pork up and sec the silver lining just ahead.
 The new child is a husky young- stcr and what it will do for indus try and trade will be a-plenty. as they say where the Connecticut twists 10 the sea.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
MUNITIONS BOARD NOV RECOMMENDED
nacNider Voices Opinions in
 Report to President

Washington, Dec. 8. P-Recom- mendation that the President be re- quested to appoint board to deter mine the war time munition needs of the nation was made yesterday by Assistant Secretary MacNider of the War Department, ill his annual re- port.
 This board also would prepare a project for placing the army into such a state of material prepared ness that the Assistant Secretary of War would be able 10 make ade- quatc plans for meeting needs.
 Study of industrial mobilization possibilities disclosed conditions which brought about definite recom- mendations last February for modi- fication of General Staff plans as to the rate of man-poWer mobiliza- ton in the event of war Mr. Mac Nider declared.
 'The General Staff lias already instituted a restudy of the mobiliza- ton plan from the viewpoint of the present legal authorization of re- serves so that its possibility from a supply standpoint can be investi- gated" the report said. "The point has now been reached where initial requirements can be made to con- form with figures in keeping with reserves by Congress and the pro- duction possibilities of tho country"
 Pointing out that the law charges him with the duty of making "aS- surancc of adequate provision for the mobilization of material and in dustrial organizations essential 10 wartime needs" and that army pur- Chases during the war reached the staggering total of S14000 000.O O0O MacNider said that in order 10 make such assurance there must be definite determination Of war time needs"
 The cost of maintaining adequate reserves in time of peace would he "prohibitive," the Assistant Sccre- tary said and the only solution is to plan out the production and pro curement on d scale which will re duce the amount of reserves which must be kept on hand. Such plan ming involves cost. he added, but but there was mo doubt that in tolligent planning would cost less 'jhan the reserves thereby rendered unnecessary" Already such planning has reduced reserve costs by many millions" he said.
 Laws tending 10 restrict muni- tions contracts 10 the government arscnals have hampered industrial preparations, MacNider said. urging that Congress be asked 10 amend tho act so as to permit orders to he given private factories which would both build up depleted reserves" and serve to train plants and workers.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
THSON's BOOMLET FOR VICE-PRESlDENT

It is nearly a truism of American politics that the more foremost" a politician may be the less likely is he to crave nomination for the vice presidency. Our presidents Us ually reach this pinnacle when all the 'foremosters" have declined the offer with thanks. Borah, Lowden and Lenroot lodged the vice. presidency; and one Charles C.. Dawes, listening in over the radio to the last Repub- lican convention, made a character istic exclamation when he finally was named and nominated" for the job.
 In our era ot booming for thc presidential nomination, nobody goes out after the presidency.
 There seems 10 be one exception: Our own Connecticut Congressman John Q. TiIson, floor leader in the House.
 Iilson is not q shrinking violet. A fellow congressman from California happened into Connecticut the other day and started a Tilson boom for the vice -preeidency, with Tison giy- Tn his consent.
 The Californian's plan is Hoover for President and Tilson for vice president.
 Hoover and Tilson' sounds snaUpy.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
MIR. ROSENBERG CONSULTS THE
 MATRIMONIAL AGENT!

Overheard by stephen Hensold)
 Rosenberg: "Hmmm. Is nize huff ifs you got, witt privatt on de durr witt dasls from a mahogany nature .'
 Greenblatt: "State yatt de biz hiss"
 Rosenberg: 80 I got it yatt a dutter volt her name is Sarah
 Greenblatt: 'Nu?'
 Rosenberg: T want you should find yatt man wott he should marry it my dutter."
 Greenblatt: "Hmmm. EXprass yatt de Qualifications"
 Rosenberk: 'I wouldn't undestood de rafference from eXprass. Freight l use better"
 Greenblatt: "Yi, vi, vi! spick de voitchews he should have!"
 Rosenberk: "Oh, eXcoos plizz de misunderstoodment Not 'viotchews he got?"
 Greenbatt: "vot voitchews who got?"
 Rosenberg: De man volt he's go- going to marry yatt my dutter?'
 Greenblatt: "Yi, yi, vi! EXprass foist de voitchews, efter de volt- chews comes de man. Money he got to have?"
 Rosenberg: Money he wouldn't nidd it. Money she's got"
 Greenblatt: "Hmmm. Dot seem- plifies de problem wott it gruzz gradually izzier. Hintalligent he should be, witt brains witt clavver ideas witt smott-krecks?
 Rosenberg: "Smott he dun't have to be. Smottness she's got"
 Greenblatt: "Mebbe he should be yatt hendsome bobby, witt side bunns witt klezzy- -kut-kollitch togs from a nobbiness. wott he should be it a shick witt drugsturr cowboy?"
 Rosenberg: No. Hendsome it wouldn't be necessary. Good looks she got.'
 Greenbatt: "Spick vunce vot ain't she got. Vot he got to be-"
 Rosenberg: "Hmmm. He should be honest"
 Greenblatt: "Yi, vi, vi. Money she got, he dun't nidd it. Smott she is, he wouldn't have to be. ucndsomc it wouldn't be necessary, she got it. Honest he got to be. Hmm. Con- clusions I draw! So mebbe she'll gonna take yatt efter de poppa. So mebbe I'll collect better de fec in hodwence!'
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
Observations On Me Weather

Washington, Dec. S.-Forecast: Eastern New York: Partly. cloudy and slightly colder Saturday: Sunday increasing cloudincss, followed by in, at night. Northern and south- crn New England: Partly cloudy and slightly colder Saturday; Sunday in creasing cloudineSs.
 Conditions:
 The disturbance that was on the North Carolina coast Friday morning is advancing ncfh, northeastWard with increasing intensity, Block ls- land, 29.7G, and storm warnings are Isiplaycd on the Atlantic coast from Delaware broakWater to Passport. The disturbance that was over Wis consin Thursday night was advanced being central near Doucet. cue. 29.S4,
 The weather will be fair Saturday and Sunday in virtually all st'>cs east Of the Mississippi river. It will be colder on Sunday in the North Atlantic states.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
25 Fears Ago Today

Congress is now in session, and { the people who are interested ill ob- taining new public building in this city appreciate the fact that they must be up and doing. A bill calling for an appropriation of S100,000 has been introduced by Congressman Henry. The common council may pass a resolution of support to the measure.
 Dr. $. w. Irving made report to Health Officer w. r. Bunnell this morning that q four year old girl at 275 Maple street was ill with an af- fliction which appeared to be small poX. He was informed that the same disease was ill related family on Brook street, and both houses have been quarantincd. A special commit tee may be appointed as was the case in the last outbreak. The $1O,- GOO contagious hospital is still be- ing erected by Contractor O. F. Cur tis under the direction of the com mitteo consisting of W. l.. Hatch and r. C. Platt. The authorities feel that there is no ause for alarm.
 The Woman's club today observed | Federation Day." with state officers present. An honorary member, Mrs. Mary B. Mumford of Philadelphia, will be entertained at dinner this evening by Mrs. Frank J. Porter.
 Within the past 4S hours w. L. Hatch has taken out five building permits.
 The railroad has purchased an ex- tcnsivc kcnsington tract of land from R. 4. and Andrew Wooding. It plans to erect | dam and pumping station to supply water for the pow CT station now furnishing electricity for the third rail system.
 Co. B's wonderful base running gave it a II to victory over Troop of Hartford in rough indoor baseball game at the Hartford arm ory last evening in spite of the um- pirc's evident pro- Hartford learnings.
 City Clerk Thompson has received communication from the railroad asking that the city engineer make grade for the Myrtle street side walk. This belatcd recognition by the railroad of the vote of the coun- cil will be received with satisfaction by residents of that section.
 The members of Esther Stanley chapter, D. A. R., were busily en- gagged today in making preparations for tho fair which will be held to- morrow afternoon at the home O. the regent, Mrs. c. J. Parker.
 The Er1met club had an impor- tant meeting Dawson's hall last eve ming and discussed the comins; emancipation of Ireland. The En- mets are to celebrate the annivcr- sary of the execution of the "NIan- chester Martyrs"
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
HiRTFORD'S HIGH COSTS TO OPERATE SCHOOLS

The mayor of Hartford has come to a realization that the cost of oper- ating the schools in his city Is out of all proportion 10 the costs in other important cities in the state.
 New Britain school authorities have known this for long time and long ago ceased to marvel at 1t. Superintendent Holmes went to Hartford recently and contributed some good advice during a discus sion of the city's school problems, and incidentally left the impression that if Hartford wishes to reduce the cost of operation it might take the New Britain method as model.
 The chief trouble in Hartford is the antiquated school district plan. How 1t comes to be retained there is one of the states educational mys- teries. It hasn't a good point in it's favor and has a monopoly of all the bad points.
 The elementary school cost in Hartford Is s1o5.S1 per pupil. In New Britain the cost per pupil is s79.36. New Haven is the only city of the first seven in the state with a lower per pupil cost than New Britain, this being due to the large number of school children in the largest city who attend parochial schools.
 The cost of high school education per pupil in Hartford Is slS7.s9. In New Britain the cost is s153-which is only 50 cents above the average for the first seven cities. New Brit aims high school per pupil cost has been falling, and it is lower than any city except New Haven.
 The total expenditure per pupil for elementary and high schools in Hartford is s121.67. The cost in New Britain is sSS.7o. The difference tells a significant story.
 The quality of education given in New Britain is as high if not higher than in Hartford. Our new schools are as fine as any in Hartford and our methods are by no means in ferior. Best of all, our best schools are not confined to the "beSt" sec tions. We treat all alike. and many a boy and girl from the poorest of parents is being educated amid palatial surroundings. thus being community in his or her educational welfare.
 In Hartford the best districts get the best schools, while the poor dis tricts get what they can pay for, which isn't anything to be proud of.
 The Hartford system is a traveety upon democracy: the New Britain system Is the epitome of the true democratic system.
 It is not enough for Hartford to preach and prate about the Amer ican plan, the beauties of American zation, the ancient New England conception of equality dating from the days Of the Mayflower.
 What is more important is to practice these things.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
HtITING THE DIVERSION
 OF RIVER WATER

The |. s. war department has come 10 the rescue of Connecticut in tho warfare against the diversion of the Swift and Ware river diversion projects in Massachusetts. It may not he q permanent victory. but inc Metropolitan district of Boston at
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03

has created a sensation in Geneva, but probab bly, will do little more.
 The British newspapers-at least those quoted on this side of the At lantic-are in a frenzy about 1t. Some American newspapers, par ticularly the New York World, went into a wild spasm of indignation.
 These papers shout the proposal is Russian propaganda. If so, 1t is mighty clever propaganda. It at least has emphasized one of the weakest spots of contemporary Europe.
 That weak spot is that nine years after the war to end wars some Of the most important nations of Europe are still armed to the teeth, all in the name of security and pre- paredness, with perhaps some na- tional honor mixed in for good measure. In addition, more alliances on the pre-war model have been made in Europe recently than is good for the health Of the dove of peace.
 The trouble with the Russian pro- posal is that it happens to be about 200 years before the psychological moment. In too many parts Of Europe they still love to maintain expensive military and naval estab- lishments as matter of historic custom. If a soldier or a sailor isn't seen in every block Of the towns it doesn't look natural.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03

daylight hours only be used for advertising directly.
 All transmitters should be locat- ed outside of cities and congested areas, particularly outside of resi- dential districts. Photographic inter- ferences is seriously jeopardizing broadcast reception in many speci- fic localities.
 Chain broadcasting is either the greatest blessing or curse of broad casting. The conclusion is depend ent entirely upon either the loca- ton of the listener or his particular taste. It is noteworthy that but few suggest the elimination of chain broadcasting. Hours of operation and power limitations and specific frequencies come in for appropriate attention when discussing this sub ject."
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
TUE. RU SSIAN PROPOSAL
 FOR DISARMAMENT

r proposal for world disarma- mont such as was made by Russia came from London, from Paris, or from Rome, 1t would amount to much.
 Coming from Russia, the proposal
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
WIVES WHO DON'T WORK AFTER THEY'RE MARRJED

Some women don't work after hey arc married. The chances are, 1owever that they are not the wives ,f average men. Or, stretching the
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
Oriental

As a result of meeting after se- were fighting with the Southern Army, Marshal Chank Kai- Shek is to marry Miss Mei Ling Soung.
 We felt it would not be long be- fore those wars in China would lead to something serious.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
NOTED CARTOONIST DIES

Detroit. Dec. 2 tPl-Thomas May, C7, widely known newspaper car toonist. died here yesterday of heart disease. He was for c5 years con- nected with local newspapers and much Of his work was distributed throughout the world.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
At the Fun Shop Minstrcls!

At the Fun Shop Minstrcls! Tambo: "Mistah 1nterloCutor, what am de difference between q fighter and a strect-car con- ductor?"
 Intcrlocutor: "I don't know, Tam Do, what is the difference between a prize-fightcr and a strect-car con- ductor?"
 Tambo: "Why, dc one punches transfers. an de odder transfers punches."
 Helen Dywer Copyright, 1927, Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
Occidental

Though people In Roumania
 Have Yule-tide fun in barrels, It's getting plain and plainer
 They don't want any Carols.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
Turn .About's Fair Play. Folks,

December marks the yearly date When football coaches abdicate That Faculties may try their hand 1t running schools throughout the
 land.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
Criminal

Business is good, but dandy times Cant keep some firms from slip
 ping down; For instance, peg the guy who
 starts
 A hat store In 9 college town.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-03
Social

Fanny Ward has been lecturing on how girl can keep her youth.
 The best way is for her never to introduce him to q nicer girl.