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New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Strange. A boy can make an auto 1 horn say: Come out, dearie." While 1 a husband makes the same horn
 seem to say: "Aw, come on, com. 1 en-"
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

One advantage of having a royal
 family is that you can get a corner stone laid without hurting the feel ings of other prominent citizens,
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

If you think short skirts won't stay, try 10 ina zine a lady in a long skirt jumping eight feet to escape d lethal flivVer.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
Yule I,niOW This.

, The shippers made his Chrlstmas list, (The old sea going dog)
 And, being very Iautlcal, He calls it his Yule Log. Jake Falstaff
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

The only person who knows just how a mouse feels while being watched by a cat is preachers wife in a nick town.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
,,.uh.v of the Associated Frcss

The Associated Press Is exciusiVe'y eh ,,.I.a n inc use for republication Of .u rev, credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published therein.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Old Version: Happy is the bride the sun shines on. New version; Happy is the bride the diamond shines on.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
Not NeCcSsary'

Mrs. Carlin: Did you put the cat out dear?"
 Carlin Booming in at 2 A. M): The cat. my dear-hlc-alnt on fire.'
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Some people travel 50 much they can't pack a bag at home without absent-mindedly slipping in all the towels in sight.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Stingy men smoke cigars-not be- cause they are cheaper. but because nobody has the nerve to ask an ac- quaintance for a cigar.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

If you think a soft answer turns away wrath. just say the word Soft" as you hand the speed cop the ten dollars he demands.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
Facts and Fancies

That Columbia professor who says long legs indicate brains hasn't mo- ticed what awful boners the storli pulls.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Good Democrats seldom dodge licking. Two Republican candidates have withdrawn, but there's only one Democrat who isn't candidate.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Another thing. You can learn by mail to speak good English, and that will astonish your friends.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

The only profitable advertising medium h the City. Circulation books and ptess room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Tho Herald ,s on sale daily h Ne" york at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times eauare: schultzs Newsstands' Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Some snakes squeeze their agon- ized victims while alive and others do it after they are converted into shoes.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Americanism: Spending too much because you are ashamed to ask the clerk 10 show you something
 cheap per.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Craft schools may produce Smiths, and artists may produce Browns, but it takes a pine tree to produce Cohns.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

The born pessimist is he who wor- nes over denuding the forssIs ps suttinz down Christmas trees.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
: A ~C[!o5NNH!!:E!;:;G!:r:E1c1U5TS'7 { i! !!:!;:; 1! Z: 15S'7
 CONNECTICUT cAAMBER OF COMMERCE
Connecticut Twelfth in Manufacturing

Connecticut and with 1e per cent ot the 1925 produced per cent o1 the combined products of the United States Conneccts s cent of the total in New Ensaho cent of the total producs New England.
 twelfth the 4s states In value or these New York Pennsylvania Ohio and Illinois ranked first fourth. respectively
 only New England state which produced goods greater Connecticut stood seventh in national ranking surpasns Connecticut in 1925 were Michigan, Jersey Indiana Wisconsin Missouri and California.
 sssa plants turned out goods valued at $s 19s $69ol,76oss Ohios lll87 S53422,464; Illinois 141l7 s53c1s3s6t: Massachusetts 1Op27 s34266l7326 Connecticut 3o62 plants produced goods while in Maine 1S0o factories produced $37ls494S3 New Hampshres 03s &32 0os03 Rhode Islands 1895 $621sls617 Vermonts s5l manufactured products for the tire States $67.71s713.730.
 Tomosrow-How Connecicuts Factories
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

It's a hard commentary on the race, but all you need do to seem a somebody is to stop initiating any body.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

If George Washington never told lie, he never. as a bachelor, told a woman what he thought of her new baby.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Happy thought Sunshine in your soul makes you feel just as good as moonshine iu your tummy.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
FJGTTIyEs FROM JUSTICE

Leila! Ire Christmas buying seasons OCT But Leila Gertrude Thrush Is barely getting started now On HER big Christmas rush!
 M. R. r.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

friends she did the proposing and she doesn't get mad about il.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
It's Lesser Faults.

It's Lesser Faults! , Stanton: What kind Of a dress did Miss Warner wear at your daughters party last night?'
 Mrs. Wheeler: Tt was neckless. sleeveless, backlass and Shameless.'
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
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Send all communications to Fun shop Editor, care Of the New
 Britain Herald. and your letter | will be forwarded 10 New York
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
The Card l Meant

And wish the Seasons cheer to you.
 The Card l Meant This Christmas card is small and yet It's quite the biggest l could get Because a dime on you, my friend. Was all 1 really cared to spend!
 COnfuSed: Grace: Going downtown tonight, Dad?"
 Her Father: Yes, why?" Grace: Bring me home a couple of pills, will you?" Her Father: Whats the matter with the ones who have been calling on you?"
 Glare F. Vogt Copyright. 1927. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Usually you can tell by looking at a man that he hopes to get shaken up in railway wreck so he can sue for fifty thousand.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Entered at tho Post Ofece at New Brit. ain as Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 . Year.
 $2o0 Three Months
 15c. . Month.
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLIsHIN0 COMPANY

lssusd Daily Sunday Excspted) At Herald Bldg. s7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

TELEPHONE CALLS
 Business Once .... e2S Editorial Rooms .... s2s
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

Oliver Zimmerman
New Britain herald., 1927-12-22

And wish the Seasons cheer to you.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
CANVERY TENDER |S GIVEN CREDIT FUR
 RESCUE OF CREW
FOURTEEN MEN FROM WRECKED FISHERIES VESSEL SCANDiA
 IN SEATTLE

SEATTLE, March 8. (P-After a narrow escape from drowning in the icy waters of Kodiak harbor, when the power schooner Scandia was wrecked on the outer rocks, IA men re- turned to Seattle aboard the Admiral Watson. Captain Oscar Hvatum said:
 "The Scandia started to break up soon after she went on the rocks. Two dories swamped when launched, leaving only one for IA men. We would have been lost had not the can nery tender Duncan arrived when she did. She risked the lives of her own crew in reaching up"
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
OLD-TIME BOOM CAMP RISING

TONOPAH, Nev., March 8. (P)- Wepah, the scene of Nevada's new gold strike, is beginning to take on the appearance of a mushroom mining town long familiar in the life and lit. eratlre of the West. Residents point ed to two bootleggers who "opened up the towns first business houses" Tents were pitched by newcomers and began to receive furniture. The camp buzzed with activities of home making Three claim jumpers were run out of camp.
 Tonopah's dance halls are preparing to reap share in the harvest. GasO- line stations are working double shifts. A Hollywood movie company has a cameraman at Wepah filming scenes, re-enacting the discovery of the mine by the two boys.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
RICH STRIKE MADE WEPAH SECTION 0F
 NEVADA; 0LD CAMP BOYS BRING IN TWO SACKS OF GOLD ORE WHICH ASSAY
 $78,O0O A TON

TONOPAH, New March 8. P- With visions of golden wealth tender feet and veterans are wildly hunting and stalking claims in the Wepah section where two 19-year-old sons of prospectors made a rich strike. The boys brought in two sacks of gold ore which assayed s7S,OOO to the ton. Some rushers discovered that they were camped on claims which were staked 20 years ago. The country around Frank Horton's land is staked for seven miles in every direction. Hor- ton, who made and lost a fortune pros pecting, plans to reclaim the strike on land which was sold under judg- ment three months ago with the priv ilege of redemption within six months
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

KYOTO, March 8. (F)-Official announcement said 2000 persons perished in yesterdays earthquake. Off, cas of the Osaka observatory said it the severest Western Japan since 1854
 TOXIC, March 8. P]-Estimates on the death toll from the earthquake yesterday placed at between 100 and 800. While the authorities received confirmation of only 40 deaths, fires following the quake added to the damage and casualties including dead and injured which
 may reach 5000 Dispatches said there were 1000 casu- alties in Mneyama and four nearby villages which destroyed. number of foreigners killed
 Army airplanes flew over the Tango region which is the hardest hit It is not heavily populated but stud ded with small villages The dispatches said the ayiators snoke indicating that number of villages were blazing Antke of refugees sighted walk ing along the snowcovered railway tracks in hope of transportation to places of shelter Osaka and Kobe quiet
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

WASHINGTON, March 8. (P)-A new United States note was sent to Mexico on the matter of the relations between the two countries. Officials here declined to indicate it's content. Reports that Ambassador Tellez would return to Washington were denied by the Mexican embassy.
 The note sent to Mexico, the con- tent of which was kept secret, is re- ported to have complained of activi- ties or Manuel c. Tellez, Mexican am bassador to the United States, and de- manded his recall.
 Confirmation was lacking, but there was intimations that the ambassadors moves in the oil and land law contro- versy had reused the antipathy of the United States.
 Unofficial reports from Mexico said the Mexican reply to the American note he was stern and might cause break in relations
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
COLORADO MINING
 TOWNS ISOLATED
 DUE SNOWSTORMS
AVIATORS FIGHT STORM SEVEN HOURS CARRYING SUPPLIES
 TO TOWNS

DENVER, Colo, March 8. P)-The mining towns of Silverton and Eureka, which snowslides have isolated three weeks, remained prisoners after two aviators fought a storm for seven hours in an attempt to take supplies from Denver. Flying at 144,O00 feet, the aviators made five unsuccessful attempts to cross the Rockies. They encountered 120-mile an hour winds and 30 degrees below zero tempera- ture
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
AWAITING ARRIVAL RUTH

NEW YORK, March 8. P)-The Yankees at St. Petersburg, Fla, are awaiting the arrival of Ruth who will take the spotlight when he arrives af- ter signing his $21O,OOO two-year con- tract. Six Yankees, however, are missing and are considered hold outs. They are Pennock, Collins, Combs, Paschal and Musel.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
RIGHTS OF WOMEN
 O|V FEDERAL JUR|ES :. |SST|LL IN DOUBT
SUPREME COURT PASSES OVER QUESTION ARISING IN TERRI
 TORY CASE

WASHINGTON, March 8. (P-The Supreme court won't pass upon right of women to sit upon federal juries in Alaska and customs officials of Al aska to seize and examine private pa pers and use the evidence found there 1n for prohibition prosecutions. Char lie HoZie brought the case.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
E[LAMAR APPEAL
 |S DISMISSED BY
 SUPREME: COURT CASE INVOLVED REQUISlTlONING SHIP DURING WAR-CLAIMED
 LOST THOUSANDS

WASHINGTON, March 8. (P-Upon motion of the company the Supreme court dismissed the appeal of the Ell mar Mining company involving the requisitioning of ships of the Alaska Steamship company by the Shipping Board during the World war. The mining company claims losses of S159,- 153 because of failure to get the ore to the smelters.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
BREAK IN RELATIONS
 WITH MEXICO SOON STATE DEPARTMENT REFUSES DISCUSS NOTE RECEIVED;
 BORAH IN FOREGROUND

WASHINGTON, March 8. (P)-The State Department received a reply on the Mexican note but refused to dis cuss it. Senator Borah said he did not mean to reflect on the State De- partment when he communicated di- rectly with President Gales. He de- clared the nature of his information he desired gave him reason to expect better results if he queried Mexico.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

WASHINGTON, March 8. (P)-The State Department and White House refused to act on Senator Borah's ac- ton in communicating with President Gales in the oil controversy.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

The failure of the general deficiency bills totaling $13O,OO0, ,OOO will hamper the operation of many government de- partments and necessitate the shift ing of funds to relieve pressure.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
SINCLAIR BE TRIED MONDAY

WASHINGTON, March 8. R-The trial of Harry Sinclair, oil magnate, for contempt of the Senate for refus- ing to answer committee questions, began Monday.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
AGAINST RATIFICATION

PARIS, March 8. P-The Repub- lican federation in the French Parlia- ment resolved against ratification of war debts or evacuation of the Rhine.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

The Senate approved resolution advocating Investigating the lobbying by the Hull amendment proponents in connection with McFadden.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

The House passed a bill admitting the wives and children of naturalized citizens within the immigration quota.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
PLANES TO JOIN MANEUvERs

WASHINGTON, March 8. P)-one hundred planes from the Army Air Corps units all over the country will take part in the huge maneuver in Texas in May
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

The House ti-prohibition forces assailed the prohibition reorganization bill which the Senate passed by a vote of 71 to 6.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
SIx-DAY BIKE RACE STARTS

NEW YORK, March 8. (P)-The six day bicycle race got under way last night at Madison Square Garden.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

Senator Hefflin accused President Coolidge of doing the will of the Cath olics in conjunction with Governor Alfred Smith in Mexican affairs.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
POLITICAL REGISTRATION N. V

NEW YORK, March 8. B-The re- port of election commissioners show an enrolment of 865;77O Democrats and 367,S6O Republicans on the regis trar's books.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
Casualties Villages Go Up Flames Foreigners Are Killed

SEVEREST EARTHQUAKE RECORDED SINCE -AIRPLANES FLY OVER TANGO REGION WHICH THICKLY STUDDED WITH VILLAGES; REFUGEES DOT SNOW-COVERED RAILWAY TRACKS-FIRE, FOLLOWING QUAKE, ADDS TO DAMAGE AND DEAD-NUMBER CASUALTIES MAY REACH 5000
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

Senator Walsh, before adjournment, offered a resolution for appointment of a committee to make sweeping in- quiry into the economic state of the nation.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08

The House, before adjournment, passed the compensation bill accept ing the Senate amendments.
Seward daily gateway., 1927-03-08
WASHINGTON NOTES

WASHINGTON, March 8. (P(-Tht credentials of Senators Smith and Ware were presented to the Senate be fore ajournment and declared to be of proper form. By this procedure they expect to get on the payroll ir spite of the investigation into their campaign funds.
 Chairman Parker of the House in terstate commerce committee intro duced a new railroad consolidation bill.
 The House committee on modifca ton of the Volstead act elected Rep resentative Linthicum chairman fol the seventieth Congress.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-08-04
Trustees Sale of Valuable Four
Story Brick Apartment, Con-
tanning 10 Apartments, Stu
ate at 1465 Columbia Road
Norfhwesf.

By virtue of a certain deed Of trust. dated
recorded July i. 1928. among the land re.
request Of the party secured thereby. the
undersigned trustees will sell at public auc-
ton in front Of the premises. on MONDAY.
THE FIFTEENTH DAY OF AUGUST. AID.
1927. AT FIVE O'CLOCK PM. the follow
ing-described land and premises situate in
tho District of Columbia. and designated as
and being lots 80 and 81 in Spencer F. B:
Biddle and Henry ]. Biddle's subdivision OF
lots in block SO In the North Grounds of
Columbian University as said subdivision
of the records of the Office of the surveyor
for the District of Columbia. subject. to
property H. designated on the books, of the
assessor Of the District of Columbia for
taxation purposes as lots 80 and 81 In square
1912.
trust for $50. 900 and second deed of trust
for about $24 500. further particulars of
which will be announced at time of sale: the
purchase price above said trust to be paid In
cash. A. deposit of $1,000 required. Con-
veyancing, recording. ETC.. at purchasers cost
Terms TO be complied with within thirty
days, otherwise deposit forfeited and the
property may be advertised and resold al the
discretion Of the trustees.
eux-0&ussxou AsUsteess
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-08-04
ADAM A. wESCHLER & SON. Auctioneers.
Trustees Sale Of Four Valuable
Stucco Dwellings, Nos. 709-
711-715 and tit Columbia
Road Northwest.

By virtue of two certain deeds OF trust.
ments Nos; 1859 and ITO. respectively; of The
land records of the District of Columbia. and
a the Of the party
p Pups s9Sf 4 F5fRf 3 81
The, District Of CoIumbiss. TO wit: ~ Part
division OF part Of Mount Pleasant" and
The office Of the surveyor for the District Of
point on the north line of Columbia road
north line of Columbia road 90 80 feet to
S ns sen os q the and y ds T
and . continuation thereof 50 feet: thence
the. point OF, beginning being premises .7O9
s and III dsser6ed as aooMs Bssnn
ming themes east on Columbia road so:355
ne G c2 saa aee Se
o D1 lHss and Rl columbia road oe
see msfm' an Of ada saesee 1898
ing 7ee, interest due July 20. 1929: 81 :oQQ
0 sas and psyaS
promissory note or notes of purchaser. Sc
cured BY second deed of trust. on said prem
Uses payable at the rate of $4,000 per
81 "a. or all cash for equity at the option
# the purchaser. A deposit OF $500 re- re-;
conveyancing. recording and notarial fees at
cost OF purchaser: Terms Of sale to be COM n
sale otherwise the trustees reserve the right
to resell the property at the risk and cost
of the defaulting purchaser after five days
advertisement of such resale in some news
paper published in the city OF Washington.
D. G.
LAWRENCE KoENIGsBERGER.
fyoo-d&ds exSu Trustees.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-08-04
Trustees Sale of Valuable I'm
proved Real Estate Known as
1924 18th St. NV, Being s.
Story Brick Building Contain
ing Store and Two Apart
ments, With Brick Garage in
the Rear.

By virtue of certain deed OF trust. duly
recorded September %. 1926. as instrument
No. 172 of the land records of the District
of Columbia. and at the request Of the party
secured thereby, the undersigned trustees will
offer for sale by public auction, in front of
the premises, on THURSDAY. AUGUST
PM. the following described land and prem
wit: Lot 80 and part of lot SO in Ltchfield
and Aughertons subdivision of part :. of
Eli pf' the pededs In Of I tse
Office of the surveyor of the District Of Co.
lumbia: said part of lot SO described as
follows: beginning for the same on the west
said west line of 14th street OLA feet to
the center of the wall dividing premises No.
west through the center Of said wall A feet.
thence south OPS foot. thence west 81 feet
to the west line of said lot. thence north
along said west line FL .33 feet to the north
line II feet to the place of beginning
Terms of sale: Sold subject to the first
deed lee, Of , trus. + for s1754o due June Il
and 70 sesond deed Of rus. Tor ssoqs ss'soS
ments on principal and interest at 80. un.
paid balance due June 81. 1881, Purchase
deposit Of $500. required of purchaser, at
and notarial fees at cost Of purchaser sns
Terms Ter, Of sale to be complied with within
trustees reserve the right to resell the prop.
erty. at risk and most of defaultng pur-
chaser. after five days advertisement of such
resale IN some newspaper published in the
ivy LAWREScE KoENiGsBERGER.
SEL1G C. BREZ.
.oo Woodward Building.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-08-04
Trustees Sale of Valuable Solid
Brick Residence, Known As
1904 10th Street NV, Facing
the ChastIeton Anartnnents-

By virtue Of certain deed. Of trust. dated
l56; recorded January 4. 1927. among the
land records of the District Of Columbia
and at the request of the party secured there
BY the undersigned trustees will sell at pub
DAY The FIFTH DAY Sne OF F e AUGGsT A'D.
1927 AT THREE-THIRTY O'CLOCK PM.
the following described land and premises
situate, in the District of Columbia and DIES.
lgnated as and being lot seventy-six (76) in
Laurason Riggs. executor of G.. W. Riggs.
subdivision Of square one hundred and sew
Iber T. folio 3d. Of the her records t Of the ONCE
Of the surveyor Of the District of Columbia.
situate in. the City of Washington. District
Terms: Sold subject to a prior deed
OF trust for $4,000. further particulars
Of which, will be announced at. time Of sale:
ss d IN base price ds aSSys said s 70 be
aniresd; Conveyancing: recording. etc: ia, At
within thirty DAYS. otherwise deposit for;
feited and the property may. be advertised
and resold at the discretion Of the trustees.
ROBERT z. -McKEEvER.
EARL E. GOSS.
fy27 dads eySu Trustees
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1927-08-04
ADAM A. WEsCHLER & SON. Auctioneers.
ADAM A. WESCHLEE & SUN, Aucti0neers.
Trustees Sale of Valuable
Three-Story Brick Apart
ment Building Containing 6
Apartments, All Improve
ments and Three-Car Garage
Known as Premises 1917 "N'
Street Northwest.

By virtue OF a certain deed of trust dated
July ~, 1925. recorded in Liber 5553. folio
3l6. one of the land records of the District
OF Columbia. and at the request of the party
sell sell at pq b r aufton N frSnt Of the PREM
AT FIVE O'CLOCK PM. the following-de-
scrlbed land and premises. situate i'll the
District of Columbia: Parts of original lots
three CD and four (4) in square two hum
dred and eighty $3.50. described as follows:
BEGINNING for the same on n street. at a
southeast corner OF said lot three 49,. aud
running thence west said street twenty
flve t25l feet: thence north one hundred end
three i103l feet nine f9) inches to an alley:
thence east on said alley twenty-five 1851
feet; thence south one hundred and three
t1O3) feet nine t9) inches TO the place of
beginning. Property contains six apartments
with all improvements.
Terms of sale: 0ne-fifth of the purchase
S25OOO semi-annually with interest at so
per anntlm payable semi-annually from day
OF sale for three t3l years. then the entire
balance shall become due and payable. Sc
cured by deed of trust upon the property
sold or all cash at the option of the pur-
CHASER CHASER deposit of one thousand Isl ,000
a9Iia annv Sl1 be REQUIRED at time Of sale
Of purchaser. Terms OF sale to be COM
piled with within thirty 900, days from
day OF =, SALE. otherwise the trustees
reserve the right to- resell the prop
erV at the risk and cost of the default
ing purchaser after five 80 days advertise
ment OF SUCH resale in some newspaper pub
hshed in Washington, D. G.
.u,o. EDGAR NJ. MAYNE.
Jy0O.d&ds. eXSu. Trustees